Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep448 - Choice Words

Episode Date: September 28, 2023

Samantha Bee has been on television for over 20 years. After she left the Daily Show she had her own show that was watched by hundreds of people. Somehow she has an excessive sense of self-worth despite being reduced to a podcast where she has boring conversations with her friends. Trucker Andy joins the show to roll his eyes at Samantha's political views. Then we talk about Howard Stern talking about watching trans porn. After that Phil Elmore from Surviving the News hops on to break down the current state of Stuttering John and offer his opinion on John's next moves. Tookie and Cardiff then join us to discuss the controversy around The Shuli Network buying viewers and get some thoughts from Patrick Melton. Finally, Harrison Young had review girl Annie and Dillon from Somewhere on his show and we play another round of To Catch An Alien. Visit magicmind.co/watp and use promo code watp for 20% off your purchase or up to 50% off a subscription! https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Sorry. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Samantha B. Now Samantha B was a correspondent on the daily show back when the daily show was good. Although, it was again to the point where it wasn't as good.

And she was there too. Yeah, and then she had a show on TBS called Full Frontal with Samantha B. I assume that's no longer a thing because it's terrible. It's gone. Good. Okay, I think Samantha B is anti-funny. I don't understand why she's a comedian.

I don't get her jokes. I think she's amateur hour. And I want to play for you. This is an episode she did with Judd Apatow. And this is her opening monologue. This is amateur writing. If I were to tell you this is just some loony tunes, a double delirium or whatever show that we found online somewhere, you would believe it. But this is a celebrity who lives in Hollywood, who makes a living from entertainment somehow. Hi, I'm Smith Beat and in a previous life, I was a teenager criminal. I mean, technically,

it was this lifetime, but I'm just trying to make sure the authorities don't come after me. What kind of extradition policy does Canada have with the US? Am I joking? I don't know. But it is true. As a teenager, I was guilty of a few things that I'm now quite ashamed about. There were the Ann Marie haircuts, those were bad. The double-popt color polo shirts, worse, and also the car theft. Okay, I suppose you can say that that probably was the worst The comedy rule three is minus the comedy. Yeah, she left that part out It's not good. It's just occurred to me now that this reminds me of I always hated the character Peggy Hill Yeah, I'm seeing it a hill

Yeah, and whenever she would start talking about her musings that she used to write for the paper That's what this is. It's obviously all written out. And it's just like, oh, I'm gonna be clever and read this on a show. Oh yeah, that's why I said monologue. That's why I said monologue because she's treating this just like she treated her TV show,

where she's coming up and I don't think she has writers for this. I think she's writing this. What's your TV show? Maybe she wrote that too, because it was just as bad. So she's talking about the fact that she dated this guy when she was growing up in Toronto, who used to steal cars.

You didn't listen to this episode, did you? Yeah, I listened to this part. You did, not the rest. Okay. So she's growing up and her boyfriend's stealing cars and they're selling it for parts. And so they're able to throw these parties in hotel rooms.

She's like 15, 16 years old. And she explains, this is very performative. You can tell she's acting. And just like you said, there's a script, she's acting it out. It's obvious. Like I would literally rent rooms under fake fancy names, like Mrs. Rosewell. Did I mention I had braces? And one side of my hair was shorter than the other side of my hair. Anyways, fancy names like Mrs. Rosewell. What does that even mean? It's as funny as having two different legs. Oh, God. hilarious. Wow. I dabbled in the latest episode and I swear that if I didn't know it was Samantha B I would have sworn it was Sarah Silverman

that chirpy, smug delivery, and the overacting like you mentioned. Why is she cracking up with that? That was you, these fancy names. That's what people do when something isn't funny. And then I'm going to play one more clip and then I'll let it Andy take over for a moment. But because you brought that up producer Cress, I hate her voice. Yes, I know. I fucking can't stand her little kid-ish vocal fry voice.

This is her starting out the Judd Apertau interview. Can I just start asking new questions now? We just jump right into it. We jump right in. Are you unless Angela's right now? I am at my office. I'm striking right now in my office. Sweet. I'm alone. I'm alone.

We'll be written down. This is how an amateur would start their show at an interview with Joed Abtowell. Can I just start asking you a question? No, huh? And then we'll go out for a chat, a skinny and beautiful. I'm going to start asking you a question. scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared,, all right? Okay, so in my clip once, Amanda is making big sacrifices to make this show happen for us. Oh good. Here I am talking to you in my basement, physically cold, and I'm tangled up in cables because I made the choice to prioritize

literally anything but my own comfort for our first official recording. Why? Because great art can only be made in a state of mild distress? I mean, even depressed losers put out socks in a bathroom. If you're cold, that's kind of on you, Samantha. Also, if you're wrapped up in cords, take another five minutes, figure that out. And that hit record. This is not a live show. You can't have your shit and put on a sweater. Right.

It's so annoying because it's just, it's so fake. And that's one of the things I think a lot of these performers, we've, we've talked about this a lot. And it's one of the things that one of the reasons why Drew Lane really enjoyed our show when he first listened to it is the the celebrity's getting involved in podcasting. And because they're in the entertainment world, they think they understand how it works. And radio, podcasting, whatever it is,

it has to be real. Yeah. When it's fake, you're just like, what? It doesn't translate. Dangle up in court, like whatever. What are we talking about? They also think minutia's funny. Right.

Because it's coming from that. Right. I was on TV. Yeah. Isn't that amazing? I've been by base and coming from that right I was on TV yeah yeah amazing my face it's cold I was a TV why do you mention that because in clip 2 Samantha was on TV for 20 years and that's a long time but her identity is more than just all about people saying pay attention to me my TV show ended I will say that at that point I've been on TV for 20 years straight. So the question I was asking myself was, well, who am I if I'm not on TV? Like I mean, I thought

I would be fine, but a lot of people around me kept saying that would be really hard, but I was pretty sure I had a healthy sense of self and that my ego isn't wrapped up in having air time. Well, why even do this? How many shows are just like this? A lot. How many people really need this? Nobody, nobody needs to listen to this. Now, and I should point out the whole premise of this show called choice words.

It's about choices. So she has to shoehorn in questions to all of her guests about choices that they made and figure out. Why did you make the choice that you made? Is that that's interesting in any single way? Yeah, could you paint with a broader brush? Yeah. Why did you choose to be at my podcast? Yeah. Right. Oh, you asked me. Yeah. So I checked out Eric Andre because I I like Eric Andre's very funny guy, and I'm like, how was Samantha being a ruin this? That was literally an apple-coated apple.

Nobody knows how to write something like, how is she gonna fuck up this interview? And I have a couple of examples of that. But listen to this question that she asks Eric Andre. What kind of a choice maker are you? Are you as impulsive as you would seem to be like on the Eric Andre show? Are you like intentional and actually you're like no? I ruminate for weeks

Sammy, that's a stupid question What kind of a choice maker are you what kind of a choice maker are you Andy? Well, I choose to walk out on this interview Yeah, I mean really bad choice. I said yes to this That was a bad choice I'm trying to be funny. Do you want to make that choice? Because this stuff. Oh my God. So I'm all excited. Eric Andre is the guest of the show. He was great on Howard Stern. I enjoyed his show. I enjoy him in movies. His stand-ups good. All right. This is is gonna be great. We got Eric Andre. They're gonna introduce some like, okay,

what are we gonna be talking about today? Last year, Eric filed a lawsuit against the Clayton County Police Department in Georgia after being racially profiled and stopped while boarding a flight at the Atlanta airport. Of course, it's fucking SJW bullshit. She has to find the worst angle to talk to aircon drama. So tell you about being black in America, like, uh, but he's getting racially profiled in Atlanta. That's a good point. That's a really good point. It doesn't make any fucking sense. Oh, so I hate the what was me, I'm a black man of the America and you're a multi-millionaire, you're super famous.

Yeah, you know, oh my gosh, it must be really tough to be Will Smith, I know. God forbid that would happen to me someday. Can't even imagine what that's like. So, the pre-show is so pointless. Samantha B does this thing that a lot of podcasters do. Joe Rogan used to do it. He got away from it, thankfully.

Where you go. All right, you're about to hear of the show that I did. I interviewed this guy and we talked about this thing and then we talked about that thing. He's like, just fucking get to it. Yeah. You have to tell me what's going to happen. I read the description.

Right. I know it's going to happen. Right, just let it happen. I am a massive fan of Erics. I loved talking to him about his work and how he makes his career decisions So take a listen and make good choices Gross and make good choices. I'm gonna make you better person listen to my show make good choices I mean, is that for not gonna hear her voice enough. I know I have to do that shut the fuck

So that she brings in Eric Andre. And again, what an awkward start to this show. It sounds so disingenuous. Oh my God, I'm so excited to talk to you. Well, thank you. And you could tell Eric Andre's like, okay. I'm so excited to talk to you. Oh my God. Oh my god.

Oh my god. It's actually a more pleasant voice. It's something like a décro character. Oh my god. It's so exciting to talk to you. I'm excited that somebody might make my show interesting for once. But don't, she's putting all of this on. It's so fucking fake and annoying.

So maybe you've been in television for 20 years act like it You've met celebrities her and Eric Andre have talked many times. They've been a different functions together. They know each other Don't oh my god You're a country you just had John Epitowan Fucking heads like you've been there before Alright Andy. All right. Tell me what's good about this show I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yep, and it definitely was prestigious. It really was the kind of opportunity that comes to you once in a lifetime. Total dream job. But yet, I realized that this was actually the wrong choice for me. Because it wasn't sitting easily in my psyche. I kept waking up in the night and worrying about it. Like a little, you know, just like a little pebble in my shoe. And I think that that is because my initial yes,

if I'm being perfectly honest, was driven by ego, rather than a real desire to do the actual hard job of actually being on a stage. What was the play? The content I... I see what you did there. Samantha B. as Willie Lohman in the death of my career. But a lot, a lot of actors say that being in the theater is like the hardest version of the

Jowrce. But she's, she's like, oh, they were just begging me to be in this play. It's just like fell in my lap and I said, no, thanks.'m going to go podcast in my basement. Also, good choice. This is a bad choice for another reason too. Adam Krola used to talk about this. When he did dancing with the stars, he did celebrity apprentice. He goes, I did those things not because I wanted to, but because they made me uncomfortable and I actually didn't want to do them, which is the reason to do it. It's to put yourself in some discomfort if you want to grow as a person, grow your career. Yeah, I'm sorry to make this real for a fucking second,

but Jesus Christ. That's the worst advice. She's like, I said yes, cause it's a great opportunity. And I'm like, that's gonna be hard so now. I don't wanna do that. It's gonna be hard. Yeah, I don't wanna attract a different type of audience

to what I'm doing. I'm just making me annoying. Sitting in my basement. I'm just making me annoying sitting my basement. I could very angry with myself right now. Oh, prepare to get more angry because the guest on this show, Carl, Rosie O'Donnell, fuck you. Fuck you. Most of my clips are just Rosie now.

All right. Are we all going to understand that Samantha B is annoying enough? Yeah, no, I got more examples, but go ahead. Not funny either. Rosie got in a fight with a famous costume designer during a stage production of course clip for this is her describing that fucking dead. What an asshole she is. And she was I had a fight with Eileen Fisher. She made me very mad.

Remember opening night she was like saying, I said, I just want to thank you because you're close or don't shame people who are heavy because their sizes are one, two, and three and the most not like double X triple X, you know, right? And she goes, well, actually, that's got our normal size. Is it excuse me? She said, we don't, we don't design for, for that size. We designed for a normal size two. Yeah. We had a so two pool covers together. Yeah. It took seven men to make your costume. Rosie, Rosie, you didn't know that some good men died. Moe would asylum and so everybody for Rosie's outfit, please.

And then Rosie tries to make the claim that her mom was the star of the PTA and the concept of 20 year old elementary school teachers wasn't a thing until the 60s. Clip 5. I don't have a five from you. No, you didn't send me a file. Oh no, it's in the other file. I said, oh, there's another file. Dude, there's a bunch of attachments on this. This fucking guy is making my life very, very difficult. There it is. Oh, there it is.

Hey, there's a bunch of attachments on there. Just be ready. Oh, shit, that I'm going to be missing a lot of things. All right. And all the teachers would come out because they were young. It was the 60s. It was a new Development in Long Island that were sprouting up in the 60s and the school was new and the teachers were in their 20s Who would make out rage as claims like he invented the question Thank God no, he's mom invented school so I could get a C minus and English The teachers were in their 20s I'm invented school so I could get a C minus an English. The teachers were in their 20s.

What the fuck does that mean? I know. People didn't live past their 20s back. I thought it was a little house of the prairie. All the teachers were in their 20s. The fuck is she talking about? All right. That's when you get a stupid job.

I'm so mad at you right now. I had no idea this was gonna turn into a Rosie O'Donnell. I was already frustrated with all of this. And then it's like, did you know that Rosie's not showing? No! And you know that? Oh, I'm gonna play some Slayer songs after that. No! Nothing guitar solo! Stopping before the guitar solo. It's all I ask of you.

So she brings on Eric Andre. And she finds a unique way to make it all about her, somehow you would think, because she was just gushing over having Eric Andre on the show, that she would make it about him. You guys, what you do, what you do is you have to guess at your show, right?

Well, we've run into each other of various like television events, and I remember running up to you at some event, and I was like, I love you so much, and you were like, what? Are you fucking kidding? And I was like, no, I'm serious. You were like, I don't believe you.

I was like, no, but I am. I don't know if I really said that. Did I really say that? Yeah, you really do. You were like, that's not fucking true. You're a liar. And I was like, no, but I really am. And I am because I've loved you from your own show, which was like such a surreal, such a trippy,

crazy show. And like from the Howard Stern and then the righteous gemstones, we love you. This is, well, thank you. Remember when I told you how much I liked you? Remember when I met you? And I was like, you're so awesome and you're so amazing. No, but can we just get out of this? Yes. Yes, you'd be a guest under show. I got it. Yeah. Enjoy my work.

I'm not going to lie to you. I don't remember. Right. That wasn't that important to me. So no, what if I did? But yeah, I made you. It meant nothing. Yeah, it was all fucking fantastic.

All right, I have to get into this Judd Appetale thing. Before we torture our listeners more, Rosie O'Donnell, let me torture people with some political talk right out of the gate. I don't know if you guys know this, but people in Hollywood tend to be left leaning, especially Judd Appetale and Samantha B and Rosie O'Donnell.

Rosie O'Donnell for sure. Very left leaning. And they're the worst type of people who follow politics because I hate people who hate the other side. It's a weird thing. We're all Americans and everybody wants what's best. Everyone has different ideas of what the best thing to do is, but they want what's best for the most part, to actively root against people and think that their

assholes is annoying to me. Should we talk briefly like before we even get into anything else, should we just gently celebrate or really relish in the fact that Tucker Carlson is not gracing our television screens right now? It's weird that it happened, isn't it? It is. Like, should we celebrate that Tucker Carlson, the guy we'll agree with politically, is no longer on television? Some guy lost his career, isn't it funny? That's gross.

Fucking loser. I have to, this reminded me. I have a friend Mark, you guys know Mark. He was dating this fucking loser. And I was at a bar with him. And she had a toast. She ordered shots. And I don't know what was going on.

And then she's like, Andrew, bite, bite, bite, bite, died today. I'm like, what? You're celebrating? A guy you don't agree with politically dying young? Who is a family? The fuck? It's like demonic.

What are you doing? I'm scared. Did you drink the shot? No. Yeah, demonic. What are you doing? Did you drink the shot? No. I threw it in her face. You know me, I'm not a big shot guy. I don't give a shit about shots. I'll drink plenty without doing shots in between drinks.

That's for damn sure. We know. Alright, so anyway, I just, I found that to be super fucking annoying. Like, hey, let's first celebrate the Tucker Carlson So they got to get into a whole political thing and this is odd because they're in Hollywood So to them Conservatives are this weird thing they don't come in contact with and then when they do though Did you see that? I think that person voted for Trump? Holy shit. What's going on over here?

Which ones have you met? I met Tucker once. Did you ever meet him? I think that person voted for Trump. Holy shit. What's going on over here? Which ones have you met? I met Tucker once. Did you ever meet him? I never met Tucker. I met Ann Coulter once. Oh. She... She hear that noise. She met... I'm so mad that John stepped on it because it's so... It's such a great little bino as she makes here. Oh. She... She sounds like a little old lady. No, it sounds like he just said I saw bigfoot. Oh, it called draw.

What was that like? Are you a doptie now? Oh, so then this is insane. Samantha be apparently had gone back on her show at some point. And boy does she regret that? Well, there was this one time when I, it was years and years and years ago, it was like early days of full frontal and I interviewed Glenn back, which of course people have never let me forget. And of course, I've never forgotten.

I understand. Yes, yes. We all have regrets in life. She had a conversation with someone who a large percentage of the population enjoys and agrees with. At her show? Oh, holy cow. Oh, what an asshole. I've just clutching my curls. So imagine entertaining the ideas

that of somebody that doesn't agree with you. Oh my gosh. What a world. Oh my gosh. Well, I mean, if you want to run back on your show, then millions of Americans will die. I mean, obviously, we all know that. So what were you thinking, Samantha B? These people fucking suck. I can't stand them. Let's get off of this, Andy. Okay. Let's let's cheer up with some Rosio dollop clips. What do you got to do? I know what's ever said that.

Why did you get right? I think I think this might be the other one that's kind of lost in the shuffle on it where you found that Last one, but Rosie had to make some tough choices when she was raising her kids in clips six There's the dinner with Hillary Clinton and and there's charity. I have to go to it I remember Parker was five and he said why are you going out again? And I said well there are some kids that don't have enough money for medicine and Mommy's gonna go do a fundraiser and help take care of those kids. And he said, why don't you stay home and take care of us? Sammy was five, five, five years old.

See, looking directly down the barrel of your soul. So he says to Parker, he says, it's $200 a plate and they're serving surf and turf. You know, Mommy's going back for seconds and thirds. So I got to go, Parker. I got to take care of mommy. What a weird anecdote. She literally had a kid who ran away from home and never returned. Because she's such a shitty parent.

Did you know that? No. One of her adopted kids ran away from her. Was it Parker? And kept running. I don't do a lot of studying. I got to Rosio Donald. But I'm just, she's like, never tell you about how I'm a shitty parent because I care about politics more than I do my family.

No, but please go for it. Yeah. Why not? Well, in clip seven, she just keeps adopting kids. Kids run away. She just adopts more. Right. And she makes this joke.

And she always makes this joke. You know, I always make the joke while I turned 50 and I could either have a facelift or adopt a baby. And I chose the infant, you know, I took the infant. I guess the jokes sound us because we're the ones that got a book at her. The furthest mess the facelift wasn't gonna do anything. It wasn't gonna do anything.

It's like totally your car is like banging out the dent. You know, I mean, it still doesn't start. What are we doing? What are we doing? We're going to paint it. I put a rims on this 1979 El Camino. That doesn't matter. It's fine. That's going to say a facelift on a pig. I was trying to figure out how that works with lipstick. You get the point. Yeah. All right. So then they're talking about going back to Judd Aptow. They don't realize that the things that they're saying are also about them.

They think that it's only about like conservatives or people they don't like. I don't think people really understand the ways that money changes people's behavior. Oh, doesn't it? Yeah, not us, not Seth Rogan, not my buddy Seth Rogan, not we're not changing because of money. It's everyone else who's doing that.

You guys as a poster children for your behavior change when you get to Hollywood and you become fucking Hollywood liberals and you just fucking non-stop. Tell everyone else how to live their lives. The worst industry in the country. Right. Locking the door behind you once you make it. Yeah.

Right. No one else is allowed to do what we did. Tell everybody they're doing it wrong. Oh, I wouldn't make super bad again. Like I should. Yeah. That was a good movie. I can't believe you're raising your kids like that.

Can't you afford three nannies? Fuck you. I mean, I can't believe you're raising your kids like that. Can't you afford three nannies? Fuck you. I mean, I can. All right. So of course, Samantha me talking about how she was stealing cars when she was growing up. And so Judd has to tell his story. And so Judd is talking about how him and his friends

used to break into cars to steal radar detectors. I think like all of our parents had just gotten divorced. And we were all miserable. I think we wanted to get caught. We just wanted like all of our parents had just gotten divorced and we were all miserable. I think we wanted to get caught. We just wanted to yell at our parents and go, see what you turned us into. You ruined us. You're negligible. Paraging.

I can do this on my own. I'm stealing radar detectors because I am traumatized. Oh my God, that is so funny. Everyone pretend podcasting is boring. What was the funny part? I know. Thank you for telling me it was because I didn't, I wouldn't have known. I didn't think that was funny.

Oh, also she wasn't picking up what he was putting down. Not at all. He was like, yeah, I was acting out to get attention. I felt bad about the sheets. I was like, yeah, you're trying to say you can do this on your own. He's like, well, no, I was an asshole. I was stealing radar detectors out of cars. So no, that's not what I meant at all.

And she's like, oh, that's so funny. Okay, I did it because I was spoiled and bored. Yeah, I might have something that's so funny. Yeah. This is bizarre. For some reason, Judd Eftel is talking about writing Rose Ann bar standup act with Norm Mcdonald. I don't know if you knew this, but Rose Ann hired's standup act with Norm Mcdonald.

I don't know if you knew this, but Rose Ann hired Norm and Judd to help her write her standup. And this is what Samantha says. Oh my God, where did all of that unernt confidence come from? And can I have it? The balls on Samantha B to act like she doesn't have unearned confidence.

She's a she's nothing but unearned confidence. So is she talking about Judd? Yes. How, what do you get off saying that he didn't earn the confidence? That's what I'm saying. What the hell is the most prolific comedy movie writer of our generation? And she's just like, wow, how'd you pull that off without an uttered confidence that you had?

It's made to be, you're the one who hasn't earned any of your confidence. You're not funny. Yeah, being able to talk while your inhaling is not a talent. It's not a talent. And she's only mildly attractive. That's the only thing that's...

Yeah, that's the only thing about her. And another thing. You know what she looks like, right? Producer Chris? I do. Scale one to time. Oh, I don't do this again. Why?

You're so good at it. You called me gay last night. Six. She's hotter than Bobby Alltough. She has nicer hair. You really hate her hair. She's a fucking Chris's hair guy I always forget that it's the first thing it looks at whoa

it's that I if ever she's the NPC 5 across the board with the voice of a three all right new game forget about number systems it's antiquated how much would you pay for only fans if you know she shows her asshole? This makes sense right it's a fun game. Do she take checks Most I would pay yeah, it's the most you spend these I would know I'm not talking about like negotiating It's like give you two bucks, you know, it's not that it's like three cases are cool. All right, let's substantial.

Fair enough. People in the discord chat, let us know how much money you would need to see some at the bees as all on only fans. I want to know. And I'm going to silly. Let's go back to you. Yeah, please take it away. Yeah. what about, and I'm gonna silly. Let's go back to you. Yeah, please take it away. Yeah, so in clip eight, Rosie uses a unique metric

for how she delegates her time. Okay. You're just one person, no matter how successful you get in whatever industry. You're just one person and you have one pizza pie and how you slice your time and what you give attention to and you have to create slices that get smaller and smaller as we your time and what you give attention to and you have to create, you know, slices that get smaller and smaller as we get older and older.

You know, it's like a birthday cake or a pizza pie. I'm just the Vinnie Metz. Yeah, it's like a croissant. From 9 to 11, it's breakfast pizza. From noon to two, it's meatlovers deep dish. And then mushroom and banana pepper for the rest of the day. Of course, of course she equates everything to food. It's Meatlovers Deep Dish and then mushroom and banana pepper for the rest of the day. Of course.

Of course she equates everything to food. I got one more in the rosy package. And Samantha wants to bring up an interesting Instagram post that Rosie had. I saw an Instagram post where you were talking about seeing whales outside. Can I tell you some? Yeah. First of all, I'm just going to show you this. Oh, let's see if I could turn this around. There is the water right there.

Oh. OK, so my backyard is the water. The water. So I sit here almost all day. And when I drop her at school in the morning, and then I have to like 2, 30 or 3. And I'm sitting out here one day, and then I have a, to like, two, thirty or three and, and I'm sitting out here one day and all of a sudden, I go, what the, this thing, this whale came out like vertically, like, turns out it was just a mirror. She was getting up to get a snack. She

was like, large, she blows. I knew it was coming and I still enjoyed it. Very good. I still, I still like that. Okay. Here's the question. Can Samantha B. Make Eric Andre both unfunny and awful? You betcha. Here's some New Yorker talk. I guess Eric just moved back to New York. He's been in LA for 15 years.

Just moved back to New York. Okay. So you were in LA for a long time. You made a lot of huge like monumental relationships there. Hit a great career in LA. I feel like you you made a lot of huge, like monumental relationships there. Hit a great career in LA. I feel like you seem like a New York person, though, to me, like, Hey, whoa.

Like a live, whoa, whoa. I'm gonna go see mama me on, bro, wait a minute, get some, forget a stress zone. Ow. Get down to sparrow and have some pizza slice. What's, I've been in New York many times, no one's ever told me to go to sparrow have some pizza slice. That's... I've been to New York many times.

No one's ever told me to go to sparrow. It's so good my parents improvising. Oh shit. It's so fucking bad. I don't know if I don't like Eric Andre anymore. Yeah. It's not bad. It's a man to be.

But right after that, she says this and this is an ISO that we're keeping up the board right here. That was so fucking awful. Yes. Correct. Give it that more. I have a few more. Do you want me to play through my class before you? Yeah.

Present your video. Yes. The presentation. Very good. That's there. I just didn't want you to move on. Nope. I got a few more.

Very good. All right. So she's talking to John Aptown and I guess Both of these two to have careers in TV and film growing up they watched a lot of TV and This is just really captivating stuff right here. There was comedy on TV all the time And I watched it too. It was just like constant like I just was like every day And I watched it too. It was just like constant. Like I just was like every day sketches. I watch sketches every day. SETV always care about that. Always I love Lucy.

SNL on the weekends. Stay up late. No one cared. Yeah. Watch it. I felt like illicit. Yeah. And I remember, you know, I would watch the mash every day of the week. Odd couple. Every day of the week. couple every day of the week every day Honey moona's fucking cares. Oh, yeah, you know, it's better than this Halloween candy talk Jesus Christ, I mean I hate when celebrities getting their own hats And I think that anything they say is interesting. I watch mash every day. Okay, grandpa needs. We all watch shits. Yeah, we all watch shit on TV. That's really fucking fascinating. You know, it's good though. Deadpool too. So that was a callback to before we started the show everyone just case you were wanting to go. I on right now. So I'm when you explain callbacks It wasn't on the show before

Every time so call back everybody. It's like a tag. You know what a tag is it's a tag because nobody heard it Who's listening to the show Andy? It's a radio thing. Oh my god. This fucking fly. I'm gonna murder everyone That was also a callback when it really is annoying me so apparently That was also a call back when it really is annoying me. So apparently writing comedy because she talks to John about, do you ever write horror movies or things outside of comedy? I find comedy always scares this shit out of me. I don't really need to do a serious drama to be scared because every joke might not work and isn't that scary enough?

It is scary. Not scary enough. Samantha B should be horror 5. She should be horror 5. She would have known. She would have known. Her teeth should be chattering right now and she's trying to be funny at her show. She's not scared enough if you ask me.

So just one more thing I want to play for you. And I apologize because that was so fucking awful. I know. But she starts off the Eric Andre episode and I guess each of these episodes she has to do her little social justice warrior whatever monologue. So she's talking about civil asset forfeiture. And this is not a practice and I'm a fan of. But of course, get ready for why she has a problem with us. Unsurprisingly, this process is undeniably racist in practice, targets people to color it, disproportionately high rates.

It simply legalized theft, which is stoppable. The only legalized theft that we can't stop is the youth that my children have stolen from me. Booh! Oh my God. Oh my God. And she's not good at weaving in her points with jokes, because her points suck, and her jokes suck. It's another really weird.

That's legal now. Anyway, they have arm guards at Walmart to stop people from getting shot, but they don't stop people from just walking out with big screen TVs. Well, that's something they actively don't do. What they're talking about here is that the police are able to seize anything from you if they deem it to be part of a crime, whether they prove it or not. And she's saying that this happens to black people more often than it happens to white people.

Now, I don't carry $1, a cash on me for that very reason. It looks like you're up to something. Seems like a bad idea. I've seen plenty of people just pick a whole shopping cart fully shit up at 7-11 and just walk out and look at the clerk and say, see ya. And I know we do go shopping together and we go to Detroit. I know. Yeah. All right, Andy. What do you got for us, buddy? OK. Well, I can't see a celebrity and not go Google if they have an apology because I do all

apologies podcast. Of course. Joe six pack. It's on Apple and Spotify. Find it on Instagram. So I Googled Samantha B and lo and behold, she had a back in like 2018. She was doing a segment on full frontal about how the immigration problem was going and that that time when Donald Trump was president.

And there's, you know, people were saying that they're putting Mexican kids in cages and they're splitting up families. And Samantha B had a problem with that. So, and clip, well, this one's called Samantha C. It's Samantha C word. This is her having some, is Ivanka Trump not long after they showed a kid, a Mexican kid in a cage,

Ivanka Trump goes on Instagram and has a nice little photo shoot with her son. So, it's, Samantha he had a problem with that. What's that up? Let me just say one mother to another. Do something about your dad's immigration practices, you feckless f***ing hell. He lets him to the wall. Be using the C word there.

She does. That's what she's apologizing for. Well, yeah, because then everybody's just like, oh, she's attacking the first family. Ivanka, it's not like Ivanka did that. It's also the biggest laugh she ever got. Right. And you think Ivanka Trump is gonna be able to convince

Donald what to do with immigration policy. Every day is a Saturday to her. You don't even know what the fuck is going on. But it sounds nice. Yeah. But in the I work on Saturday. Yeah. I did too.

But the Samantha text apology that her boss is maker go bend the knee and kiss the ring. Got you. OK. I would like to sincerely apologize to Ivanka Trump and to my viewers for using an expletive on my show to describe her last night. It was inappropriate and inexcusable. I crossed a line and I deeply regret it. No, she doesn't. I know. What the fuck? I

meant to. They're making. They're making me do this. But last one, there was an idea. Imagine. So you know that there's a dress rehearsal, there's rewrites. Yeah, they're going through this shit over and over again. That's not the coffee. Right. And then it's just like get that joke that we ran through like four or five times. And then we got a big pop from we're all disappointed. That was really stupid.

I can't believe I did that. You did not realize how petty Ivanka and Donald Trump are and they were gonna actually call your boss and say that and you need to apologize That's you know he was all over Twitter. I'm sure he had something to say But he doesn't wield any control over how he were you kidding me? Don't go fuck Don't Trump. What do you think he's gonna do you who can he talk to they be like? Okay? What's your apology? They're like everyone else like fuck you Donald? Well, then why did she have to issue this because the company's trying to fucking He's gonna do you, who can he talk to? They'd be like, okay, what's your nebology? They're like, everyone in the house, like, fuck you, Donald. Well, then why did she have to issue this?

Because the company's trying to fucking, well, right, companies. Because this is the thing that Hollywood just realized that half the country hates them. And actually votes for the other side. And so when you're TBS and you talk to Middle America, they're just like, people are like, fucking sending an email to you, like, what the fuck is this?

This is super veritable. I play golf with Donald please Right, yeah, exactly All right, but in the last one the Samantha ruins America clip This is more of a sarcastic apology, but you come to realize that it's kind of true a few years ago I appeared on a little show called lawn order You may know Vanessa Carval. She's being blackmailed show called Law Norder. You may know Vanessa Carval. She's being blackmailed.

Soon after it aired, the 20 season hit series was canceled. Last year, I gave a tasteful interview in Playboy. The next day, Playboy canceled nudity. Yesterday, I voted in an American election for the first time, and I broke America. I am so sorry. Yeah, thanks a lot. So she's from Toronto originally. Yeah, she's Canadian. But you know, in 2022, there her last episode she went on and had a big rant about Roe versus Wade being overturned. And then she got canceled. My voice is

five, you're five. You're fine. All right, so we don't like Samantha B is what we're trying to say. Yeah, yeah, they overturned Robi's versus Wade and they said, get your lady parts out of here. You're showing the canceled. I don't know who was watching that show. I would see the ads for it. I forgot what I was watching.

Maybe it was baseball playoffs or something. I don't know why I'd be watching TV. That's the only thing I can think of. And they always have these promos for full front on. Similar with the daily show when Trevor Noah took over and I'd be watching South Park or whatever they make it coming up on the daily show. And every day of time there's an example of a joke, this isn't even comedy. Yeah. How is this humor for Eddie? Well, now they got to that other dick, uh, Hassan Menage,, he used to be a correspondent on the Daily Show. And they're like, okay, you're gonna be the new host.

And now it's come out that he's just like lying about all his wokester bullshit. He's just making up how hard his life was. And the blind mic project actually covered this very story. Oh, yeah, yeah. And the recent episode. That never happened.

All these meetings that he had me, he had this bit. I mean, whatever, it's a set of comedy you can make shit up, but he's literally lecturing the audience. He's not even trying for jokes. Yeah. And he's talking about how after 9-11, he got up, he answered the phone and they're like, we know where you live and we're going to kill you because you're one of them. You muzzle and piece of shit.

And then someone smashed in the fucking windows of their car and the driveway. And he's like talking about all this crazy shit that happened to him Yeah, and it's just like it none of that was true Right, and it's not and it wasn't even for like the sake of a joke no Puts hide. I was just ain't the country with a negative brush. Yes Fucking idiot. Well, I mean if you're gonna replace Trevor now. I you might as well The goddamn difference. This episode is brought to you by Coca-Cola Creations.

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do you know what that means? I don't know if I'd be celebrating that. So Howard then got a tweet or a truth or whatever from Donald Trump calling him out, calling him a weirdo about this shit. So then Howard came out and he was backtracking very quickly. I was playing on the clips on Drew and Mike yesterday and you can find out on our Patreon.

It's actually up on YouTube. They put it out on their channel. And so Howard's just like, oh, who even knows what it woke me? I mean, I don't know what it means. I'm like Medicaid. I don't know what it means. I like Medicaid. I don't know. So security's a good thing.

Like, those things aren't woke. We talking about, you know, I don't know. I think Biden won the election. So what? So I'm walking. That's not what woke us either. You're just making shit up. He's a junior super honoing it.

Yeah, right. Precisely. Very good analogy. That's what he should do. He should just pretend to be senile at this point. I just don't know what I'm talking about anymore. I don't know what I'm saying. Right, so we tried to go on and defend himself on that.

So we had a lot of fun with it. As I'm doing that show, I get a text from Vinny. And then the next morning, I get to know for my friend Mike, both of them saying, hey, how we're just talking about watching Trans porn right now? You may want to check that out. It's a guy.

I'll check that out. So this is the way it starts off. A color call is in to talk about the fact that the Carolina Panthers have a trans woman cheerleader. Okay. So I googled it and sure enough, carolina panthers have a trans cheerleader and i thought that that was pretty awesome considering you know what a corporate entity uh... the nff is in all this uh... bud light woke bullshit nonsense going around

i thought it was pretty progressive of the carolina panthers to put a uh... a trans woman cheerleader on their squad listen Listen, I'd want to see that. I mean, I would too, but I don't know what's for the same reason. I just think that's all right. So that's his reaction to that. And so that leads us into this conversation. So apparently Howard was on Pornhub as he's ought to do. He says that his wife was on her period. She's also probably disgusted with them.

And you know, I didn't get into this yesterday with, with the show. I forgot to talk about it. But there was that big article that broke saying that he's looking at a divorce because with COVID coming back again, he's not letting Beth leave the house again or do anything and she's finally just fed up like what the fuck I can't live my life I don't know if it's true or not, but Inside sources say sounds plausible. It's extremely plausible. I was predicting this three years ago Who's gonna happen? I'm like what's the downside? She still has hundreds of millions of dollars if she divorces this guy and she can live a life. Still hanging out with her celebrity friends

or whatever, anyway, not the point. So how are we talking about how we had a walk off to the bathroom to rub one out? You see, I have no problem with that. No problem with that. You know what I did the other day? Hey, I saw a trans porn. It was pretty intense though. Yeah. Pretty intense transport. So I think this is fun because as soon as he brought that up,

Mike, whoa, watch you porn. It's something you do on purpose. It doesn't happen to you. Yeah. Right. For the most part. It's an excitation. Right. Yeah. I don't. I'm not just like clicking around like, whoa. What the? What? So you're scrolling. And there's like a scary looking thumbnail in there. You're like, keep going. So this is what happened to Howard. This happened to him. I went on. And now when I go on you porn, they say I hit recommended videos.

You know, why not? These guys are experts. That's already something bullshit to me. Does anybody hit recommended videos? I'm not sure what I'm in the mood for today. Let's just see what they think. What's on special? You know what, I could play my own playlist on Spotify,

but let's see what's on FM radio right now. We probably don't bear that idea when I want to listen to stupid. Let's see what they write about. They get AI, then AI knows you. That's right, that's right. Well anyway, I don't know why. I recommend it. There must have been like 15 trans porn.

And I was like, huh. I wonder if I could watch this, get aroused, or you know, let me take a look. Yeah, he's up for a challenge. Just, uh, I'm just experimenting with my penis. Yeah, let's just see. But if it gets hard. I'm woke is my cock woke.

Let's find out. Let's all find out together. Shall we? Let me find it. All right, so now, and I've listened to Howard for many, many years. And he talks about watching porn all the time. And he loves to tell you the he likes porn with a plot and a storyline. And he loves to describe

it to you. Him watching porn must take hours so I can figure because he does not fast forward to the good stuff. So this is him setting up the scenario of the trans porn that he was watching. She's wearing like yoga pants and you know, tight yoga pants and she's got titties, big titties, but thin, you know, but she didn't look too bad, you know, she looked pretty good. And she's being exercised by the yoga instructor who's a very masculine guy, big dude, you know, muscles and anyway, I've never seen yoga teachers. Well, this was, listen, this is porn. So the yoga teacher says, you're very tight, you need to stretch.

So he bends the trans yoga student over and he's like putting his hands on a rest and in the thighs on the legs and stretching her like crazy Like crazy. I'm like, okay. I'll stay with this Okay, by the way, but it was to watch this there will be a link at the show now Check out this video for yourself Did you see the big lump in the yoga pin while that's coming up any? Spoiler so I just think that's funny the hours just like like all right this chick's hot. It's got nice tits It's guys muscular. All right. They're getting into it. I mean do it. I'm watching for a minute I tell you almost forgot what he was talking about like Ozzy

Now distracted by the guys big muscles now I Any I review girl I would ask her about this, but I know that she's not a big fan of talking about this kind of stuff But this right here sounds a little transphobic to me. And I know that Howard's well because he told me so. So I'm not sure if that's what he's going for. My pants were off and I maybe touched my taffy a little and nothing happened. So just shows you how straight I am. I'm just I want to make sure people know that.

So what? So wait, what do we do? What are we talking about here? That means you're straight. If you don't like a girl with a penis, get it, get out with her yoga instructor. I also don't take my pants off until something's happening. Wow.

You like to play it out of the the back. He thinks that woke means gay. Oh, I just thought that was like a little bit weird. It's not a little bit transphobic to me. He's like just thought that was like a little bit weird. It's not a little bit transphobic to me. He's like, so I was watching this transport and just so you know, I hated it. I don't know what angle you're going for here, but all right, fair enough. So these are describing what some people would call the good parts. I wouldn't. If you got to watch this,

and then all of a sudden through the yoga pants, the white yoga pants, I'm seeing this trans is getting them roused like, you know, I see a gigantic cock and balls in there, all of a sudden out of nowhere. And the next thing you know, I guess you point now that because it's free point, they cut right to the action. Next thing I know, the yoga teacher's naked to the action. Next thing I know the yoga teachers naked and the trend. Do you like how he's disappointed? He's just like, I want to get to know about their interpersonal relationship. And maybe there's a little back and forth here. I wanted

to see the flow of the yoga. Yeah. You go from downward dog into tree or what? Where's the dialogue? You know, Robin, I'm trying to jerk it. They're not even I'm sorry back to the clip. The yoga teachers naked and the trends has a full on erection and is sticking it in the yoga teachers ass. So the girls fucking the guy in the ass and then I was out. I checked out. I chit I couldn't handle it. It's a lot to have five minutes and I finished. That's a lot to have. I only prefer it live. Yeah. I wasn't expecting that.

I'll be honest with you. I didn't realize that the trans woman would be fucking the guy in the ass. Cool plot twist. Yeah, for sure. And so that's where Howard had a tap out unfortunately. So he likes a standard story. Yeah, he was not able to come to completion. More backstory with that.

It is wild. It's really weird to see a very attractive woman sticking her dick in a guy's ass. Well, yeah, I guess. Yeah, I wish you could see it. No thing. And it's so depressing. There are things I don't want to see. Well, I'll tell you why I didn't want to see this.

It was this woman had a bigger cock than me. Okay. That old chest. Yeah. Yeah. We know. We know how we're stick. So then Ronnie, the limo driver calls into the show. And this is bizarre. I made it pretty far into the porn, though. I mean, I should be commended for that. Hey, Brian, you had to go deep. You ever watch any of this trans porn? Yeah, I've watched it with my, my mate. Oh, no, kidding. We've watched it together because I always joke with her after I dropped dead, that she, she go with a trans, you know, because she'll have the best of both worlds. She's got to kind of like, she got a chick with tits and everything. And then she wants some dick. She can get

that too. So. Oh, so he's watching it with Stephanie as a goof. Yeah, yeah. No, I watched that stuff too, because you know, we have this running joke between the two of us. What's now porn work? Yes. Turns out the ejaculation was not ironic. Fucking a weird. I really don't understand that angle at all. Okay.

Was that where comedy's going to? Porn in comedy. It's just gonna be trans porn. I hope not. Watch. I hope not. It's so well, Erie. Hold on, unless someone gets a pie in the face, then I'll have to be fine.

That'd be kind of fun. Oh, that's the cream pie. That's the new cream pie category. It's hilarious. You're going to love it. All right. So Howard is an expert on trans people and their penises, trans women, I should say, and their penises, as he's going to explain here.

Most trans people I've spoken to, though, the truth is they can't stand their dicks. And even when they have sex and they still have their penis, they don't want you to fuck it around with their penis. They want to feel like women. So if you want to fuck that person in the ass, they're fine with it, or you want to blow job, you can get one, but they don't want you like it. A lot of times they don't even want you to see. Right.

That's right. It seems to me like you're the expert, Mark. Okay. So according to Howard, he talks to a lot of trans women who are pre-op, who don't enjoy getting their penises and balls involved in sex, which is odd to me because when he was talking about being woke the day before I pulled this clip where he explains that he doesn't even see trans people. I don't feel like transgender is being shoved down my throat at all.

I honestly, I don't see any transgender people anywhere where I am Then where are these conversations taking place that hour? That's that's weird. It sounds like you're contradicting yourself Just a little bit. He never leaves his house Well, I know I actually will in my house I believe that You don't see any people so yeah, of course that's probably the case But uh so I don't know that know that whole thing is fucking a weird. So that's the whole search everyone.

He's back. He reminds me of an always sunny day. He divino is like, I only got a few years left. I'm going to get weird with it. Yeah, right. That's what he's doing. Well, it's funny. Say that because we all read Mike Rice's book show runner for the Simpsons for all those years.

And what he says in that book is people say, don't you agree the Simpson has gotten worse over the years? Not what it used to be. And he goes with any sitcom that runs this long, you have two choices. You can either get boring or get weird and we chose to get weird. So all right. There's something to have in our very boring. I don't know. I don't know. He shows the way back. He shows poorly. He definitely shows poorly. Okay. I want to bring on a fellow podcaster and streamer, someone

who has been making the rounds lately from surviving the news. Phil Elmore is joining us. What's up Phil? Hey, how's it going? Going all right. I'm getting over a slight cold. So I apologize if my dulcet tones are slightly less dulcet. All right, put on your masks, everyone. We might get we might get COVID right now. So Phil put out a couple of videos about Stuttering John. And I have to admit, I was captivated. I was washing it this past weekend, the first one.

And you were breaking down all the things that are going on with Stuttering John. And I was agreeing with everything that you were saying. I thought you were spot on with your analysis. It appears that you're paying very close attention to what's going on. And you've been doing streaming for a long time on various subjects obviously and I think this is a kind of your first foray into the dabble verse is that true? Well, I it's your fault

I discovered Uncle Rico through you. I don't remember how I found who are these podcasts But I've been a fan for a while. And you mentioned Rico a few times, and I'm like, I should check that out. So I listened and I enjoyed it. And that sort of area of the, that segment of the universe of the constellation of podcasts that Orbit, Stuttering John, is what has been giving me the most entertainment recently.

So I do a couple of podcasts, and one of them is a news and commentary podcast that until recently nobody listened to and now it's nobody plus like 50 people. And it was just my way of forcing myself to do something fun because I spend all of my time in this office. I write for a living. So I'm always here. So I'm like, you're going to do something fun. This is sort of like work, but it's not work. So this is you having fun. And eventually I got so annoyed at everything

that was happening in the stuttering John Overse that I'm like, I have to talk about this. So I did like a special episode where I talked about that. And then more stuff happened. And I was even more annoyed. So I started talking about it more. And then people started noticing and now I'm trapped. Like I can't stop doing Stuttering John content because there's people who are now listening specifically for that.

But it's still interesting. Well, I'm from the Bible. Yeah, exactly. Yeah. So and I know that the people who were listening before who just enjoyed me talking about like, oh, that Obama, he was a stinker. Like, I know that they're probably wondering when the Stuttering John stuff will stop, but it's just interesting.

It's a train wreck. You can't turn away. Well, you said this on your show and I agree with this. You go, you know, I'm watching this for fun. And so I feel like I can talk about it. And you can. You know it very well. And you, you articulate it very well.

And it's amazing when you get to watch stuff that you enjoy and that's your job. I don't get that very often. Unfortunately, I have to watch it. I hate and that's my job. But it is a great thing when you go, I'm watching all these shows. I'm keeping up on this.

I got some thoughts. I'm gonna spew them out and a lot of people take a notice. Bob Levy obviously taking notice. What do you know that he's watching? I got some thoughts. I'm gonna spew them out and a lot of people have taken notice Bob leavey Obviously taking notice What you know that he's watching so I wanted to ask you I have a few questions But I wanted to ask you about my latest theory on Centering John what your thoughts are about this I the last episode we did and I recently put out a YouTube video Where I have this this new theory that what John is doing is he's purposely being stupid. Even more so than he actually is.

He's leaning into this stupidity and putting together all these very clippable moments for everyone knowing that one's clipping his show nonstop, so that one day not long from now down the road, he can say, I was trolling you guys all along. I'm not really this drunken stupid. This is just a thing. No one is this dumb and jokes on all of you. What do you think?

Do you think he's playing a long game here? I think you are giving him way too much credit. I don't think there's any human being who could pull off this Christian bail twin brothers magic act long con game. Like he's going to get to the end of his life. And when he's lying on his deathbed with his liver on life support, and he's going to go just just one more thing. It was all an act.

This was the only way you must tell the people. Yeah, just I don't see anywhere as possible. Yeah. Remember though, before he went away, there was a series of events that were so bizarre. He kept like coming out with his shirt on backwards or inside out. Or he would shave the mustache. Yeah. What the fuck was that?

That was literally him trying to do that, but it was too obvious. Yes, right. That's him trying too hard. And I do think if anyone ever calls him on like the Mensa membership or the 160-EIQ, his response will automatically be, well, if you took me seriously, you, you're a moron. Of course I was joking. It was all a bit, but that's only because he knows he eventually will get caught. Right.

It's similar to Chad Zuma. Where he's like, why no, I was lying, but I always tell the truth eventually, but you wouldn't have, right? If you don't get away with it, you're busted. Right. It's actually, yeah. I don't get away with it. You're busted right. It's not work. I don't think Chad thinks that far ahead. I think he thinks in terms of the short term, like Chad is the Jack Bauer of podcasting if Jack Bauer had like a traumatic brain injury.

Okay. The Jack Bauer is pretty impressive. Yeah. They made Jack Bauer so compelling as a character was he would do anything for a short term goal, even if the long term consequences were like prison, everybody dies, your family's being kidnapped. I don't care. I have to take this whole convenience store hostage right now.

So the satellite can fly overhead, but Jack, you'll go to prison. I'm not thinking about that right now. So I don't think Chad thinks that far ahead. So John has this new thing, this new angle he's taking. And I think that Kevin Brennan planted the seed and do his head and John's taking it running with that where he's got this cyber bullying lawsuit or there's like a law around. I've been really looked into it because I don't take it seriously. But what he's saying is because Shuley and myself and Bob are goofing on a guy who has a disability, there is a case. And he's trying to say that his stutter is a disability. What's your thoughts on that, Phil? Well, it fails on multiple levels. The first level is he's clearly not disabled or at

least not in any way that we would conventionally define it. His stutter does not, in any way, interfere with him. And in fact, it's the thing that he's been billing himself for and building his career on all this time. So it fails on that level. The other level on which it fails is he's trying to redefine hate crimes, essentially, so that John can say and do whatever he wants. But no one can ever challenge him or question him or criticize him. How can we do that?

By definition violating some policy. And he'll report you to the entity known as the LGBTQ, just some amorphous entity. Whatever that is. We're on an ether somewhere. Like a low LGBTQ, he said stuff. He said stuff. He's literally done that to Anthony Kubiotti,

trying to do it to others. Yeah. The only arena, the only venue where this would get an attraction is if he's able to convince the notoriously unhelpful people at Big Tech, you know, YouTube or whatever other platform, Patreon's another one. If he's able to convince them, then yes, he can get these people deplatformed. I've tried to say, like on Twitter and elsewhere, if you open this door and he did it by saying gleefully that he couldn't wait to contact

Shuley's new sponsor as he's contacted other sponsors, you open that door, you guarantee that anything you do will be targeted. It'll go both ways. Yeah, it's the old saying what comes around goes around. And I said this about Kevin Brunton when he was celebrating Shuley's network and taking off a YouTube for two weeks. I'm like, I don't know why we're celebrating this. We're all on YouTube. This is not something that anybody should be celebrating when people get to channels struck or any of this stuff that's that's going on. Yeah. This platform is shifting sand. It's an entire right business and income built on shifting sand at low tide

and they can take it any time they want. So basically what you're saying, if I could equate this to a fun fact about me, I was born club footed. As I mentioned, and John brings up quite often, if I were to then win a marathon, I could not talk about how well they're making fun because I'm disabled. John might have a stutter, but he was the announcer for the tonight show. He was signed an Atlantic records with a record contract. Like, well, obviously your stutter has not led to any problems in your professional career. Well, it goes a level beyond that because if I say, Carl, you suck and your teeth look funny. And you go, is this because of my club foot?

It's just it logical. All right, that's too far, Phil, you're out of here. Jesus, I know he's gonna make fun of my teeth. You're blocked, he blocked. I love him. We have no longer best friends. I love what Phil calls John a cry bully. He's the definition of a cry boy.

Go ahead. Can you explain that a little bit? Funny. Well, I didn't coin that term. A cry bully is somebody who cries out as they strike you. He meets that definition to a T. He is antagonizing other people. He constantly threatens other people.

He's always challenging everybody to fights. Because clearly, if you and I disagree about anything, even whether or not you were funny or I am funny, the way we determine who is funny is by punching each other. Clearly that was obviously true. Of course. There's nothing but sense. Right. So, I think I actually can articulate what the real endgame should be for Stuttering John

because as you've pointed out many times fell. He hates being made fun of he hates being the butt of the joke and bothers him endlessly the more he says he doesn't care the more proves he cares about it this gets to him on every single level this bothers him every single day. He was streaming just today and he said something like you're not the one who's getting beat up every day Hmm, I'm like you're not being beaten up. You're being made fun of there's a distinct difference and you think he'd be used to it But that's the thing he likes to go back and forth between I don't care This doesn't bother me. I'm the goat. I'm the one that ever I'm the reason why this all exists I'm obviously the best to I'm the victim and I'm getting beat up and I need the disability

exact and all this kind of stuff. So the real end game in my mind is he needs to come out, be totally honest about how badly screwed up his life and admitted he needs help. And actually if he came out and he goes, you know what? I've been this false provato is not working for me. I'm obviously hurting inside. I'm drinking away my life right now. It's not going well. I don't have to say he's drinking too much. I don't care what he says.

But he can just say like he's lost control. He's lost control of what's going on. He could be a sympathetic character that would disarm everyone immediately. You think you would get made fun of less? Yes, I would. I mean, if John came out, it was just like, guys, I fucked up in life. I've lost everything. I had a great gig. I had a family. I've lost everything.

I'm in the shitty apartment. I have to go turn a wall unit on for air conditioning. These things aren't going well. I'd be like, well, what are we going to laugh at now? I don't know. But he can also just go away and not read the internet and pretend well not happening interesting you say that because that option is now gone He got fired from his job his only way of making an income Because the political show no one gives a fuck about he's terrible politics Yes, so it is only scenario for him is it lean to the devil verse and to play along the devil verse because he does get scenario for him is that lean into the devil verse and to play along the devil verse because he does get 300 foreign people watching a show. I'm sure I didn't watch it today, but I'm sure there were people super chatting and he was making money as he's doing his regular thing. Like that's his

only option now. It's as easy as that. He could split the difference. As has already been suggested, he could do IRL streaming and we could all watch the train wreck that is his life because his inability to cope with life is fascinating to watch. But for anyone to do that, they would have to be able to acknowledge that people are looking to laugh, not looking to adore him. And his need for adoration is what spurs a lot of this behavior. See what I'm saying? This guy, he's got it, I'll figure it out.

So I was watching this the other day, I was like, all right, this guy is articulating this very, very well. And so John's got quite the conundrum on his hands. And it's got to be very frustrating place to be right now for him. Because yeah, one thing you can do is go back and do like some type of job. Right. Right. Some, some type of profession, just suck it up. Be like, okay, this isn't working out. Get out the internet, work a job, which he did for eight months.

And people stopped talking about him. Daveler's anonymous was not active. You know, people started to go away. And then he came back to the internet. He came back. I predicted he'd come back much sooner, because he needs the attention. He crazy attention. He wants to be famous so bad.

He did just come back. He came back sitting on eight months of pent up rage. I think that was even the title of a video that either you or surely did about it. Yes. And it's because that whole time he wasn't leading the internet alone. He was watching and I don't know keeping a list of, oh, I'm going to get him for that. And I'm going to get back in for that. And oh, you don't get to say that about me.

Oh, while he's grading papers. Right. me. Oh, while he's grading papers. Oh, and that's a B. And that's a B. Have I told you about the do's payout? That's, uh, that is, it's so interesting right now. And I know that he's like overexposed at this point. And even I struggle with Southern John segments because there's so much that happens by the time we edit the show and put it out the next day Five more things have happened at the Center John universe and so put out a video on his best friend Yeah, exactly. It's not gonna last for a long so even I struggle with like what's the Center John segment?

It's still fascinating. It's still very interesting. It's still unfolding in front of our eyes He's overexposed. He's not only doing his show He's sniping shows in the morning where he's not turning out his camera because he's probably doing it from bed. He is going on other people's shows for a couple hundred bucks and getting drunk. It's just like non-stop, settling John content that you could easily pick apart. I think Uncle Rico did five parts on that drug stream that we watched in Detroit in real time like whoa What is going on right now? So there's so much to talk about and I actually had an idea here And you know, I'm gonna bring in Cardiff too the world's foremost potato. I don't know where Cardiff is with all of this stuff

That's not funny Was he not paying it that's it? I was editing. Oh, okay You would think you're watching the show very closely. You were just editing. It's this. Once I saw you had mean dog on, I stopped watching. I am such a huge fan of Cardiff to be able to share a screen with him.

Makes me very happy right now. He didn't say about me, by the way, when I brought him out of Cardiff, you see the dog. I was thinking it. I told you this is you're the reason I'm here. And I'm just kidding. I've been a big fan for a while. I appreciate that. That's very cool of you. I feel you the reason I'm here. I'm just kidding. I've been a big fan for a while. I appreciate that. That's very cool of you. And it turns out that Phil and I live very close to each other. It's this weird center of the devil verse actually exists. If any of the tendrils

of the devil verse, devil verse extend to you without your knowledge, you have just gravitated towards others. Like I don't know molecules with free electrons just seeking each other out. That's what I was going to say. Right. Stole by thunder again. So the reason why I brought you on, Cardiff, and Phil, as we're talking about this, here's an idea. And I'm going to throw it out there.

There used to be the Stern fan round table. Yes. What if we did a weekly, Stutt Joe roundtable discussion and we maybe have bring different people in, but all people are paying attention to the dabble verse. So Phil, Cardiff, myself, you guys, we bring in Julie, Levy, Mike Morris. I mean, there's so many different people. Obviously, Tuky, Tuky's gonna have to be there. Yeah, you're gonna take Tuky's soup is what you're saying. Well, no, I'm not talking about playing clips. It's a very different, oh Jesus Christ.

You speak as David, he shows up, he's like, the candy man. That's what I'm talking about. He's talking about it. Oh yeah. So Tuky, I was just talking about an idea to do like a weekly round table because there's so much going on with Stuttering John

and you can try to look at all the subreddits and you could try to watch a stream from time to time but there's so much going on. Wouldn't it be fun to bring in three, four, five people and do a weekly discussion about what's going on in the dabble verse, what's going on with Stuttering John? And some kind of round table thing. It's not playing clips. It's not doing this typical show. It's kind of like what we're doing now. It's a meditation and psychosis.

It sounds like that behind the scenes thing that the guys at the daily wire do where they get them all and sit them down in the room and they talk very intelligent thoughts. This would clearly be different than that. Yeah, no, no, no intelligent thoughts going on. I was, you're there, but yeah, I'm thinking that might have some legs to. I think that would be the one thing that all the dabble verse needs to tune into, to find out the weekly round. And we take comments, we take suggestions from people, read the chat. And it'd be easier for five people to keep up with all his antics.

Right. Everything that the Joey C shark puppet gets the final thought. Are you are you pitching Stuttering John this week brought to you by Stuttering John live.com. Get your tickets now. That's not what I was pitching. What I thought was they could replace. You'll remember the 90s on Friday nights with the Southern general. That's a good time slot.

It is a good time slot. There's no competition. No one's watching anything at that time. Well Monday nights are available now. Suburred at surfing's dead. Dude, I heard you got demonetized today. What? I wasn't gonna bring it up.

I didn't know if it was a secret now. But that's not a secret. It does suck. We're peeling. Did they give you a reason? Uh, just very vague that we broke violated their policies on some bullshit. Most of clips, it was the issue, it looked like, but yeah.

It's good thing I don't point clips, Jesus. I hate to get demonetized. Be careful, Carla. That would be bad. All right, I do have something else I want to get to. I want to talk about this whole controversy over buying views on the Shuley Network. This is the big news right now that's happening. I want to talk about this whole controversy over buying views on the Shuley network. This is the big news right now that's happening. I want to get into it, but I do want to thank my friends at Magic Mind. Real quick, I have to do the Dictionary Crossover later tonight.

So I'm going to do a quick shot of Magic Mind, they are a sponsor. We thank you for that. Magicmind.co slash WATP is the promo code WTP for 20% off. But the reason why I drink this is because it helps me function as a person. Yeah. You might have noticed I brought this to Detroit with me. That's what I was going to say. Carl had the exact amount of magic mind bottles for every single day that we were in Detroit in the fridge. Yeah. He leads into it. Yeah. I know this is an incredibly dark thought, but if that were to have just poisoned you, it would be the most baller thing that has ever happened on a podcast. Just just like I'm taking everyone drink the cool it. No, I forgot it in Philadelphia. I mentioned

that. I forgot to bring my magic mine because I always forget something. That's why it was such a shit show It was great. I mean it could have been better But my magic mine it would have been better. That's for sure But I remember to it in Detroit and it really does help with my morning routine It just gets my brain functioning better. It's got a little bit of caffeine not a lot You can still drink your coffee and everything like that with it But I definitely recommend people check out Magic Mind if you haven't read it. How much does it cost people want to know, Carol?

Do you know that? Well, you can get up to 50% off if you use the promo code WTP and send it for a subscription on Magic Mind.co slash WATP. All right, with that, I want to talk about this specific thread. I don't bring this up very often But there's a thread in our subreddit that I want to address here. We bring this up on the screen It says Can't wait to hear curls take on Robby cuising the shooly network of buying views just kidding curls of pussy and

We know he won't discuss it What's the matter McFly chicken? Yeah, I know that's the best way to get me talking about something So let me tell you what I know about this. I don't know everything there is to know Phil knows some things you guys might know some things apparently Chris Ables and Rob Saul we're working at Levyland or working on Levyland and they worked with some third party account to get views. Rob Saul went on Mizzouo's company this week with Kevin Brennan and came out and said that. And so now it's like this whole thing like, oh, the Shoei Network's buying, and it's all fake, and they don't really have an audience. So have you been following this at all Phil?

Abel's directly refuted that. He said that he was working with a marketing firm of some kind to advertise the podcast, kind of like boosting a post on Facebook. That kind of thing. Nobody bought any views. Everyone involved has said no, we didn't buy views, and Rob is apparently just saying,

I think they bought views because I think so. Like there's no actual evidence of this, but the accusation keeps getting repeated and repeated and repeated because the point of repeating the accusation is to smear them. It's to say that any success that the Schoolyn network is having must be coming in in some nefarious manner

because we don't like them and we don't understand how somebody could enjoy or a whole bunch of somebody's could enjoy somebody we don't like. That's all it is. To that point, I was checking out nobody likes audience, Patrick Mountain. And he was talking about this

and he had a very similar take out of this. And you're behind the eight ball because we don't even know that they were doing it. We have no proof. At this point, I want to make this clear, we have zero proof that Shuley or Bob for that matter, or producer Joe, or anyone at the Shuley network other than Chris Ables, was buying or possibly buying views, okay? Let me word it like that. We have no evidence of anything.

All right. So Patrick Melton, who doesn't have a dog in this race, is saying, look, there's no evidence of any of this. Kevin Brennan's coming out and saying all the stuff and people are latching on to it because they want it to be true. And what I think is funny is, I thought Patrick Mountain did a great job presenting this. It takes him a long time to get out of all his points. Unfortunately, it's all seven hour show. Carl, you got to stretch a little bit. It's unbelievable. Can I can I ask, but just to what end?

Because there's a very, very, very an entry to monetize, but having a bunch of views is mainly useful to sell ads, and they don't have ads. They do, they do have ads today. They have sponsors, yeah, rustic cuts, and then it's all the ones. All right, you can tell I watch it all the time. For that to be a factor, the amount of views

you would have to buy would be cost prohibitive. Any advertising revenue you brought in by buying that number of views already went out your wallet when you bought the views. It's ridiculous from a mathematical perspective and from a practical perspective, it doesn't get you anything. Phil, that's a great point.

That's the Jerry Banfield method. Jerry Banfield tried to buy his way into internet success and he found himself $700,000 in the hole. Not long after that, I was in marketing, digital marketing for many, many years. And if this was a model that anyone can employ, we would all do it. Just buy views and sell advertising,

you could fake views, great. It's adjacent to paid traffic, which you understand if you did internet marketing, but paid traffic only works if the amount of money you're paying results in more income than what you paid to get the traffic. And then you have to weigh, was it worth it? Precisely. What is so hard to see here? Chris Abel's bought views to try and press Julie.

It's obvious. Well, so there is a, there is a perception side of of this tookie. We are going to get into that because you're right. There is a reason to buy views. If you want people to perceive your show as being bigger than it actually is. Now people don't know this, but tookie has an MBA. Tookie is a very smart profit. That's for sure. Hope that means mild brain aneurysm. So we're massive. massive. I love I love

Paddy's take on this here for Apple this I'm trying to put it together. Let me make this very clear. This is dumb This is gay and this is dumb None of this matters at the at the epicenter of this, the most serious thing is Shuly and his entire team were buying views for their channel. That could be the most serious this could be. I'm not saying they did. I'm saying at its most, Syria, if everybody's guilty of everything they've been charged with, I'm saying at its most serious, if everybody's guilty of everything they've been charged with, truly bought views for the network. Okay?

And that amount to dog shit. That's nothing. Who cares? Who cares? They can tell you make it. Troll cabin with viewers, whatever. That's the most egregious thing we're talking about here. Okay?

So literally on the scale of seriousness and how non gay this is, it's a two. It's a two. Okay? How are you, Stern, doesn't even want to watch this. That's how gay this is. Get him good direction. It's flapping his taffy around to it. So now Patrick mountain used to be on Missouri's company every Monday. And then after Atlantic City, he tapped out. He's like, I'm good with this show. But he's a fan of Kevin Brennan. As am I, I've said this many times, I think Kevin Brennan's very funny.

I don't know if I'll ever be back on MLC again, but I enjoy him. He doesn't like me anymore. But I did like this take. I think that was pretty funny. This is gay. This is all very, very, very, very, very gay. Brennan said they could get shut down for a term to service, violation, why risk it? Brennan's an idiot. Brennan doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Brennan also thinks, uh, I'm interested in suing much Bradley for him saying I moved here.

Brennan's out of it is fucked. Brennan has no idea what's going on. Nobody's suing much Bradley for him saying I moved here. Brennan's out of it is fuck Brennan has no idea what's going on Nobody's suing much Bradley for that So Brennan takes Brennan thinks he's out of 10 or 11 on understanding what's going on and Brennan's actually at like a two Brennan does it know shit That is a good point for Brennan. It's kind of out of it when it comes to all this shit And you know, I like talking about it. I like talking to a guy like you feel because you're able to very quickly understand that the model doesn't make sense.

So none of this makes sense to do this. Well, it all makes perfect sense when you realize it's just a smear campaign. Okay. Now, it's a smear campaign that John wasn't smart enough to come up with on his own, but now he's repeating it. Right. So getting back to the point that you were making, I think Andy or somebody who is making a color calls in and says, well, maybe why they're doing this is because they're always talking

about going on a tour and doing live shows. If their numbers are higher, they can get a better rate when they go to a comedy club or wherever they're going to do a live show. But counter that with look, when I do, like people want me to do onion con. They want me to throw an event here in Vegas. I'm considering it. We're thinking about it.

But the problem is, you know, I don't think I have enough fans to do an event that'll draw 200 people out here to Vegas. I don't know. Maybe, maybe, maybe we will. And look, maybe if I team up with Julie or with Kevin or with Bob or with WATP or, you know, whoever, maybe if we all get together and throw one big event, you know, it'll be great. And we will draw, you know, decent numbers. But it's, those kinds of things are so hard to anticipate and guess. And I definitely know this from touring in L.O. back in the day. I mean, I've done shows within L.O. or Europe around the world

when my podcast was very, very, very big back in the day. And even if you're, you know, you're approaching 100,000 listeners worldwide, getting them to all convene in one location for a show. It's tough. You're going to get a hundred, 200 people. Like it's not. But that's my point. So, so look though, but what I'm saying is you get a door deal. Like any of us, if I book out a comedy club and I'm going to book a venue or something like that, I want to door deal. I'm going to sell the tickets and I get all the money from it. The club's going to get the bar. That's going to be the deal anywhere I go. That would be the deal. So it's shooting your own self in the foot to inflate your

numbers. You're only, you're not fooling anybody, but you, you need to sell the tickets. You need to get the money. You need, you have a door deal. So I don't think, look, I understand that the broad reason, the broad reason you would do this perception, right? For, for whatever the reason you want someone somewhere, you want them to think you're more popular than you are. We can agree on that. So he's exactly right about this. I've done a number of live shows now.

And yes, having an audience gets the venue booked. So we've been able to play like the magic bag or a couple of different places and Nashville, Chicago. But if we don't sell the tickets, we don't make the money. It's not a good time. It's not fun to over promise an underdeliver. That's not a good way to live your life. So pretending you have a big audience where you don't, it's not going to last very long. It's not a it's not a good play.

The same would be a lot of echoes in the room. Yeah. What's your point? So what is the point of buying the views then? I mean, it's just, yeah, it doesn't make any sense. Correct. Why is it even an option? It would be like if I accused Carl of hoarding vanilla ice cream. I know he's got a freezer full. That's son of a bitch.

It doesn't make any sense. Because you want people to believe there are more than 12 people listening to you, like Chad's football show today. 12 people, Chad. 12 people watching your stupid football show. Wow. To be fair, he is talking about a niche topic that nobody really pays attention to.

So, yeah, so a hundred million people watching football every week in America. So, who would want to watch that? There's a national oil can alliance and then there's, you know, the rep, they have ambassador from Kuwait, a country. No one's a chat and mazer and two other nobody's opinions on the weekend football. This is shocking to two K. I do enjoy the sheer hatred he brings to steel toe though.

It's that's moderately amusing. You appreciate what zoom ox deal with that? The Z-man? Yeah, and actually, coincidentally, I watched a video just last night from Melton that was like 45 minutes of him analyzing Aaron Imholt fighting with his wife on air, and it was I could not turn away. There's one guy who's an expert on steel towel. It's definitely nobody likes onions. He's spent a lot of time studying that.

So one more clip that I want to play from fatty patty here, where he's precisely right about this. He's talking about Kevin Brennan and how Kevin Brennan changes his tune on how good somebody is based on whether he likes them at that time or not. And the same goes for Kevin, you know, Kevin watches my show, making fun of Shuley. And he's like, you know, mountain smart. Mountain makes a lot of sense.

Mountain's really good at this. Mountain breaks it down like nobody else. Yeah, when I say the same thing about you, it's like mountain mental. Mountain thinks he knows what's going on. He's the fucking idiot. It's like, well, fucking pick and choose. I'm a genius takes the nose. What's going on? He's fucking idiot. It's like well fucking picking shoes I'm a genius all the time and I'm rarely wrong JK JK. I'm an idiot get out of here This is what I've been saying about myself like Kevin brothers like this curl guys He could be a warrior. He based great arguments

It's really good and then as soon as I yelled them for fucking up my still-winged giant interview Curl fucking socks. He's no good at this, he would watch this show. He's like, yeah. Right. There are two camps in the devilverse. There are people who are willing to give credit where credit is due, and then there are people who will withdraw that credit when they're angry at you.

You know, and John and Kevin fall into that latter camp where, you know, one day you're my bestest friend and I'll never ever ever turn on you. And the next day you had a guest on, I don't like it's now war. You've crossed the line. But that's so cool. I don't understand the audience that follows along with that because I want there to be some reality. If someone's telling me they think Patrick Melton's funny or they like someone else's

show and then as soon as they do something they don't like and they go, no, they suck, I never liked them. I can't watch that show anymore. I'm like, oh, so you're just lying to me? You're just trying to push an agenda that's all about you, all right, then I'm out. Yeah. What's the point of this? Now everybody has a long memory.

There's a lot of people on the audience that are basically goldfish. Well, and, and Mr. O'Company also takes all the show and it's out immediately. So it's hard to find the archives of Kevin saying the exact opposite of what he's saying on the show. That's good for a gas lighter. Yeah, that's good.

That's good for gas lighting actually. All right. Well, do we discuss this enough? I think we broke this down, right? The whole buying views, Gates. Good stupid. Yeah, I think we know. In some way, just as guilty though Carl. It's gay and stupid. I'm guilty of what they're

kind of well, okay. So some people might pay a company to get views and listens, but you go and make a good show. And it's right to audience. Come on. Yeah, you're right. Somewhere that I don't like this watch relationship. We have never mind. You suck. That's right. I'm going to get a squash with antenna and a pile of cake with googly eyes that's going to condemn you.

Well, Phil, I want to thank you very much for coming on the show. And I don't know. You guys didn't seem too excited about it. But I might try to do this round table thing. If we get something on board, I think that could be an interesting program. I'd like to hear more from Phil. I know. Well, you should definitely check out Phil's channel. And Phil has surviving the news on YouTube. And definitely check that out. What else can people find you, Phil? Well, I have another channel called the Marshall Arts Podcast with Phil Almore, because it wasn't

long and unwieldy enough when I originally thought it up. And also, I have another channel called the Marshal Arts Podcast with Phil Almore because it wasn't, you know, long and unwieldy enough when I originally thought it up. And also I have books on Amazon so you can look up Phil Almore and Amazon find all kinds of books. Excellent. Well, don't be a stranger. Let's do it again sometime soon, Phil. Definitely. Excellent. Thank you very much for coming on. Thanks everybody. He does a very good job of articulating. Yeah, it's fascinating. Stuttering John, it really is.

I mean, that's the thing about, I remember that issue when Brian Johnson wanted to talk about Shuley, and like, you don't even know Shuley. It's like, well, no, if you're on the internet for, or you're just broadcasting for hours and hours and hours on end, you learn something about people. Like, people know Stuttering John at this point. He's an open book.

I thought I did, but that point about him, he's getting last, but he's not getting the adoration. I was thinking like, when you're young and you wanna have that fucking balls out party, everyone's just gonna drink your beer. Right. They're not there because they like you. Yeah, yeah.

When you call them the next day, they don't give a fuck about you. Who? We, right. Exactly. That's a good point. Now, a big thing happened in our world this week, and that is our review girl Annie,

as well as Dylan from somewhere showed up on a very big show. Hi, Annie. Hey, everyone. Good to see you. I'm the way. I'm the way. I'm the way. Tiki's excited. Jesus. Yeah, microfinanity.

I don't know if it's consensual to be out of the show. She's not showing the same kind of enthusiasm that you have. Just because I'm lowkey doesn't mean I don't have feelings. Oh, well then my fault. Let me get out of your guys way. That I apologize. Just leave these two alone. We won't be naming the floor.

Lauren after Carl. So this is this is very exciting. Our boy Harrison Young had a big show. Good afternoon, everyone. Welcome to Topic Time with Harrison Young. Welcome to Topic Time with Harrison Young. I have an amazing hit to do today. I have two people in different parts of the country. One, I'm not even sure where he is. Do you like it that way? Young man named Don't down the bottom of the screen. Up the left, the nice one to be left of me is. This is great. So, I forgot how much I love this. I know he's the best. So he's looking down at his screen. He's looking at Annie. And he starts giving Annie instructions. No one else can see that. He starts giving any instructions on how to center

herself on the screen. He's in the view today. I have two people in different parts of the country. One, I'm not even sure where he is. He likes it that way. Young man named Don't down on the bottom of the screen and

up up the left on nice, could be left of me as Anna. She's in this same one with Missouri. She can see the ass from where she's sitting if she turns around, but hopefully she'll face me during the entire interview. So she will look at the actual later. Anna, do me a favor. Can you pull your chin back a little bit? The top of your head is kind of cut off. There you go. All right. Not only show what they do, but they look very official.

And I know that they refer to me by Mr.. Colley and Bergerman is a great staff of WATP broadcasters, but before we get to them, they're out of Rochester, New York, by the way. They've got to read these incredible underwriters and then we will commence per usual. So he's the best, isn't he? I don't know what these people do on the wide, they're out here, but I don't know, they reached out to me. This interview was actually set up by the Dabble story and and Deila Deila was supposed to be on the show, but Deila was unable to make it because

They were having issues with zoom. Gotcha Yeah, the double story was just on settering John show this week More stuff that I was I was checking it out, but it's just too much to To get around he does he's why we need the round table So I just I know thank you. Someone's not bored with this idea. It's so funny that he starts off by telling Annie where to sit, how to sit, all this kind of stuff. I mean, this guy's supposed to get show. He's also producing it, directing it. This guy does it all. It's wearing a lot of different hats and two pays. It's wearing a lot of different hats and two pays

In order to pull this this shell off. Well, he looks like a puppet looks like a dead Mary Annette He looks like the grandfather from Texas chains on that's right. Yeah, good point Obviously you can't see it because it was behind the scenes and it was before it was recorded But Harris and young like completely switched on as soon as he told his producer to like set the theme music, he was sitting there, he was angry a little bit because the show was starting a little late and he doesn't really like doing it over Zoom as much. You could tell he was a little frustrated and kind of annoyed.

And he also had to get like get out of there because it was his mom's birthday. So he wanted to go spend time with her. He's doing a live. He's doing a live? Yeah, that was a part. Apparently both his parents's birthday. So he wanted to go spend time with her. Do a lie. A lie? Yeah. The parents of his parents are alive. Holy shit.

Apparently, he must be 200. He's probably going to a grave site, right? Yes. I have to go to spend time with my parents, like that's a sad. He knows he's to simply said, both of his parents are still alive and he's very lucky. He's not by it. I can tell by his facial expression. It might be put a skin suit on a chucky cheese and a

metronik. It might be who he's playing living room baseball with. Bouncing it off his dead mom's head. Ooh. All right. So let's get into the beginning of the interview with Annie, our review girl, where he throws out a compliment and it goes in a different direction.

I thought it was gonna go. I thought this was kind of funny. Okay. All right, well, tell me a little about your shop. You have a very beautiful background there. You have a lot of nice artwork. God, what are you? You have a very beautiful background.

Ooh, sorry. Annie, that was rough. He'd do it. You were it was rough. You do you a blackcaster? Sort of. I do have my own show. It's kind of in the beginning stages right now. It's a little rough. I'm having a little bit of issues communicating with my co-host, which I know you have some issues with at least today. issues with at least today. I run a show that mostly talks about video games, which is where a lot of the art comes from behind me. I'm a big gamer, so that's what I do in most of my free time. Swain, okay, but you say we're a big game, does that mean you play video games, do you invent them, or create them? I play a lot of video games. I don't have enough technical know-how to make video games, but if I ever were to go into that field of creating video games. I don't have enough technical know how to make video games, but if I ever were to

go into that field of creating video games, I feel like I would be pretty good at the writing aspect in creating the ideas, the more world building aspects. Okay, do you have a bunch of people that you work with that are a little more skilled on the technical end of creating them so that you might get fun. Glad willing, and I expect it could happen any day. You have an idea for a new video game. And they have to put it together, you know, and blink of an eye for you. Yeah. And, you know, and make it a bestseller. Unfortunately, no, I don't know. No, I refer to the last question.

It's amazing. Your gamer. So what do you do in video games? No, I play video games. But you could in a better video game right now if you want your team like. He's amazing. Oh, Andy. I wonder if Harrison's wearing pants. That's a good question. Well, he's always wearing that same suit.

I don't know. That's a good point. I don't know if we ever see him from the waist down. I did. I did when I did a show before the show started, I saw I'm kind of getting into his chair. I think it was in the other studio that he. Right. He uses for this. Uh, so I did.

I did see he has legs and he was wearing pants and they matched the suit. He has two different public access channels. Who knew there were even two public access channels in Boston, but he's there's two different ones that he works. I thought you're going to say he has two different legs. I like the card of his, the scoop on the pants. Holy shit. I thought two key was on the street.

I think I might have screenshots to some. Guys, guys, I'm gonna get a brand new blanket. A new idea, Harrison Young Road table, huh? Get all of the experts in. Yay! Thank you. That's all I'm asking for. That's tremendous.

Oh my gosh. I emailed you, producer Chris. Yes. The link to the Casabonita video. Yeah. Post football and Sunday, and producer Bree went home and we watched you're watching that. And it is tremendous Tukis like I get places great I get diarrhea here all the time

Their food was the worst I don't know what's going on inside because you have to sign up and Tukis signed up months ago and still has not gotten gotten an invite but it had a $40 million upgrade. So you have to imagine the food is somewhat better. But yes, the food was horrible. I'm gonna imagine it's pretty good now. Yeah. I don't think the security or whatever the person was when you said you were

front of mat and tray believed you. Yeah. No. Yeah. But she was very nice to. Yeah, it's okay to be wearing your mask out there. Yes. I like the, it was very nice to do. Yeah, it's okay to wear your mask out there. Yes, I like the, it's because of COVID life. All right, so we've all seen this video.

Thank you. Now we're going to talk to Dylan and Harrison really fucks this off in a fantastic way. OK, yeah. All right, that's fine. And all right, Dylan, tell me about your shop. Now you said you're the man from Norway. Okay, yeah. All right, that's fine. And all right, Dylan, tell me about your shop now. You said you're the man from nowhere. That's cool. Dylan from somewhere is the monarchy I've given myself right now.

You said somewhere I said nowhere. I'm thinking somewhere. Yeah, I know. It sounds over from somewhere. I get where. But yeah, that's, I'm in my wanderer phase right now. So anywhere, right? Yeah, it could be anywhere in my wanderer phase right now. So it was anywhere, right? Yeah, it could be anywhere. I feel like going somewhere else. I grew up in between DC and Baltimore spent eight years out in Los Angeles where I did a lot of acting, mainly background acting. So you can see me wandering around in your favorite shows and yeah, I started in your favorite shows. And yeah, I started live streaming doing a show in June. And yeah, been a lot of fun getting back to performing. Okay, you look like you look familiar with what shows might I have seen you win?

Have you ever been somewhere? Maybe you saw them there. I love that he goes, what shows my city when he goes, I told you, it's a background acting thing. I've starry good show. We got it congratulate him on winning subreddit surfing producer. Can you wait? He's in for a long, industry, his career ahead of him. Right?

That's what we're doing. Bright future. A fun fact on Dylan from somewhere. He did, he did audition for a producer role last Monday. The very next day I was watching that show Superstore and I had the DM. I'm like, we have an extra in Superstore because I just looked up to the screen and he's walking across the screen. I'm like, I know that guy.

Yeah. That was one of the examples he gives to a hair. I'm on here. How funny is that? Celebrities everywhere we look over here. It's unbelievable. Dabbleverse. The devilverse.

Who would have thought it? I got one more clip from here because obviously Dylan from somewhere is in his bedroom. I mean, he's not even trying to hide it. But Harris said it is very impressed with his setup. Okay. And just that room near the assitting and that's a studio, right? I mean, I see a guy on my can in there, but I'm just curious. it looks like I said I thought I look like a sub-shop at first. This is actually my bedroom that I'm broadcasting out of.

Or what I've got. So yeah, for now, I just set up my bedroom. One of the biggest things that I don't like, like you have a brick wall behind you, having a nice background, like Annie has a lot of her gaming stuff with, so I collected eight by tens. When I lived in Burbank, there was a place that sold them for a bucket piece and there stills from movies that would be sent to newspapers for publicity. So that's been my makeshift wallpaper for years. Okay, that's sweet. Kind of like what you might see in a restaurant with the famous people of eight and they have their pictures on the wall, kind of like that. Yeah, but unfortunately Marty Feldman has not been here. Too late to get him here.

Well, when the show is, he'll definitely be called the bull of the year, of course. Okay. Harrison. He's the boss. What was your experience like and did you enjoy your time with Harrison? Yeah, it was wonderful. Like I said, it moved right along. It was pretty quick. I think it went great.

As soon as it ended, he was quick, wrapped up the show. So thank you. We did a picture. He put it out on his Facebook. I guess he does that with a lot of his guests. We did a picture. He put it out on his Facebook. I guess he does that with a lot of his guests. Take pictures with them. So it was overall it was a great experience. And the best part from the experience was being able to actually get to talk with Dylan from somewhere. Afterwards, he reached out to me on Discord and him and I had a one-on-one. And since his

gimmick is his co-host auditions and going around being a co-host and as I mentioned in that interview with Harrison Young I was having issues with my co-host Dylan and I are now rebooting my show What Is This Game and we just recorded our episode today. Nice! Tookie, why were you invited to be a co-host at this show? I don't know! Are you trying to play games? Are you trying to do some co-host of this show? Don't know. Are you jealous of games?

Are you jealous of Dylan from Subwear No? Yes I am. Who is this Dylan and why is he broadcasting from a sub shop? That's what he's broadcasting from a sub shop. He sleeps at the sub shop. Well, and I want to thank you for not big timing us even though now you've been on Harris and Young's Topic time. It's amazing that you're still feeling like you can still hang with us here on who are these podcasts. I mean, look at you guys. I have to take pity on somebody. Good point.

Good very good point. Watch your parents in Young show. I don't know. Who in Boston is going on? We have to get on Harris and Young. Annie and some guy who looks like Jesus is going to be on. I mean, speaking of which, if anyone wants to go on Harrison Young, reach out to Bayla. Yeah, I'll call you at six o'clock in the morning. Oh, I'm trying to be so mad at Harrison for calling him so early. Yeah. Did you like him? MLC or Harrison Young? On your protest. Did you wake up your littleLC or Harrison Young on the protest?

Did you wake up your little sister, your baby sister? Is that why you upset about this? Yeah. Okay. All right. I got to get out of here soon because I got to do a show with Dick this evening. So let's get right to it. America's favorite game show before I was going to tease this.

I forgot. Chrissy Mayor and Todd Myers have been going at it this week for some reason. Todd Myers, he's so stupid. He really just does not understand life and all. So he is debuting season four of Todd Myers versus the rest of the world Thursday of this week. And I invited Chrissy to come on. Unfortunately, she's going to awake on Saturday.

She can't make it. But Vinnie will be here on Saturday. So he always loves talking time. Oh, yeah. So I'm sure we'll get to some of that out of there. So that's a little pre-tease teaser. All right, let's get into the reason why we're all here. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. Unalien, are you ready to play?

To catch. Unalien. We'll get you a nice sweet board position afterwards. Look at the guy who made you a made guy. Yeah, look at the guy who follows him. Steven Han. Peter, Dr. Peter McCullough, is this new? Yep. Jesus Christ, this fucking guy, it Peter McCullough, is this new? Yep.

Jesus Christ, this fucking guy. It's getting real. This is the one to show. This is the one he was promoting on his list. So he's been on recently. That's what happens when you buy views, I guess. Well, yeah, why do you buy views? Here you go.

Here's the answer right here. We'll get you a nice sweet board position afterwards. Look at the guy. We'll make you a made guy. Yeah,. Look at the guy who made you a maid guy. Yeah, look at the guy who follows him. Steven Hahn. He works for the venture capital for him for Moderna. Oh, they made him a captain. Yeah, they made him a captain who got the conferor.

Look, there's a recent medical public health leader in the UK. He just gets a job with Moderna. The link's amazing. Yeah. So Jeremy Farah, who's at the welcome trust, he's helping Fau job with Moderna. The link's amazing. Yeah. So Jeremy Ferrar, who's at the Welcome Trust, he's helping Fauci try to squelch the lab leak thing. This is all came out in the emails. Ferrar gets upgraded from a Welcome Trust.

He's a chief scientist at the WHO now. Oh my God. These guys are all taking care of each other. And much of them go like conflicts of interest. They're in the complex. Listen, they're in the complex. This biopharmaceutical complex is, well, it is a syndicate

and the money is rolling uh... you know the gates foundation that there are big part of the complex they invested a couple million in bio-entic they got out billions they're investing in each other and this money ball continues to roll and get bigger and bigger and it's so powerful now

so by the media by the the influence, the company, the athletes, quiet, keep everybody quiet, just keep rolling, just press anything, everything. There you go. I fuck. Now tell me about the disease acts, and I don't mean Twitter, which that's a whole thing. Oh, do you like this Twitter?

I hate this Twitter thing. The whole thing, I keep looking at my phone for Twitter and I see this black accent, it's not Twitter. Oh yeah, it is. But with Elon, I think he's the arm no one's looking at 100%. I can't take away all the great things he's done. But I think he's part of a 100%. I think he's part of the agenda. Because unless you could tell me why he would appoint that Linda as CEO of

Twitter. And then suddenly three days later neurolink gets to what the third stage of the FDA finally. So let me get this straight. He pays double for Twitter. Okay. Oh, are you on the line? He's going to save the world for free speech. Gets talker, private messaging, buy a blue check, that guy, everybody comes over. Are you on the line? then he makes of all people the most vaxer lady in the planet. World Economic Forum operative. Right. Professionally, okay.

I say Vax to death woman, censor to death woman, CEO, then I tweet a message to somebody, I'm a moron. Calling myself a moron, it gets censored. I can show you the screen shot. No lose followers depending on who I post on there. I could show you A points her three days later. Neuralink is in the final stage of the FDA. Isn't that a little weird? Jesus fucking Christ Cardiff Really gotta get an out of there over there. I know I actually did it and I think I inserted the wrong clip. The unadded first target, I've done that.

I've done that. It was a sweaty armpit that threw me off. I think he's a little nervous to be talking to, uh, Patrick McCullough, but okay, it's got a very sweaty armpit. All right, isn't that a little weird? Let's go. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one,

mad as a hater. B, maybe I'm just a cuckoo. Next, this is bonkers. Just bonkers. Four, Somebody made someone an offer. They couldn't refuse. That's too clever. That's the kind of catch. Unalien.

That's too clever. All right, I always go first. I like Max, so I'm going B, maybe up Kuku. That's what I'm going to say, and I'm going to go to Andy. What do you think? I will go with bonkers. Okay. Bonkers is always a good one. Tuky. I'm also going with maybe

I'm Kuku. Okay, so what's the fuck? And, uh, and night, what's say you? Lastly, X, Y, that was hilarious, I hope it's that. I hope it is too. Producer Cress. I also did B. Maybe I'm Kuku. Okay, we got three people on Kuku. Matt is a hater would be funny too. All right, let's see. Oh, can I say something? Of course you can. You're gonna be told producer Chris. I was so angry at you playing who said it? When you had an opportunity with the last guest to at least give the same guest's carl and not let him beat you, not loud, not loud, the tie. Oh, it's true. He used to play the game properly.

That's true. Yeah. What is I? All you have to do is do the same thing as me because you had the lead at that time. That's true. I had to be true to myself though, Carter. If I, you know, we have a little thing called integrity over here. Yeah. Integrity.

Where did? Right. Said professionally. Okay. I say, Vax to death woman censor to death woman CEO then I tweet a message to somebody I'm a moron calling myself a moron it gets censored I could show you the screenshot no lose followers depending on who I post on there I could show you. A point to her three days later Neuralink is in the final stage of the FDA. Isn't that a little weird? Maybe I'm just a

cuckoo. Yeah! Oh! I guess I got some weaters over here in a big black axe under a card of electric card has got the El on this one. I'll get you next time. I know this is I've got the celery John. Taking the El now he's not a conspiracy theorist. This is he's a rational theorist. Okay. Rob you uh, uh, uh, Rob, you got to pull up this one. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are cuckoo for Cocoa Puts,

enough to catch an alien. Brought to you by you'll remember the 90s this Friday, 9 p.m. At you'll remember the 90s and stuttering john.m. at you'll remember the 90s and Stuttering John live dot com get your tickets. Now, okay. Then Uranus got hit and it's tilted, which you never hear about. Then Uranus got hit. All right, we're pretty close to a point where I'm making games for Tuky Soup and you'll remember the 90s. So I can promote who are these podcasts on there.

So, yes, that's the plan. Watch for that, everyone. What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about choice words with Samantha B, who is wildly unfunny and untalented. We had Phil Elmore on here from surviving the news before that. We talked about Howard Stern watching Transporn. And by the way, and you saw that section. Any thoughts on Howard's adventures in Transporn?

What the fuck is he saying? I don't think he understands a single thing that he is saying. I don't think so either. I think he's gay and don't think he understands a single thing that he is saying. And I think he's gay and doesn't know it. Yes, I think he knows it, but he doesn't want anyone else to know it. Very, very, very astute point there. Paul didn't gay. Yes. Three of us were able to catch an alien, Harrison Young had Dylan from somewhere, Dylan from nowhere, Annie from St. Louis. A very exciting show. So you know what that means?

It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we play Cliff in the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode. And I'm happy to report as I mentioned Vinnie Paulino will be over here. We're also going to have Lucy tight box in studio. It's going to be a jam packed studio. It's been a long time since we had this video. We'll be here. For the in the studio and we'll be checking this show out. Hi and welcome to the podcast, the other woman and the wife, where we

discussed why empatality exists and what we can learn from it. In this episode, we're going to be discovering why forgiveness is important and how to forgive yourself. This was a pretty uncomfortable episode for me to record as Kevin left me hanging. I hope that my discomfort inspires you to become a little bit more uncomfortable with an exercise that will result in your progression. And without further ado, here is the episode. This is a show called The Other Woman and the Wife. This is from Jack who says,

this woman is a person who cheated, and for some reason she figures, she needs to have a podcast about how to forgive yourself about that. Sounds fantastic. Sounds very easy. Is Kaya gonna be on that episode? It sounds perfect for him. Oh, I haven't reached out to Kaya in a minute. I should definitely do that. So I want to thank Cardiff for popping on. As always, welcome. Cardiff is on yo remember the 90s and of course the Cardiff Electric YouTube

channel and every other show and every show you ever watch. I've been backing off a little bit. Slowing down in my in my old age. Yeah, the baby potatoes are going, where's Dad? Why don't you take care of us? Call back back Andy from the All Apologies podcast. Yes. What are you in Joey six pack up to over this week? We talked about the incredible mayor of Toronto. Rock for. Yeah.

One of the good politicians. I don't know what politicians. He's one of the good ones. It's so fucking hilarious. Correct. The very hateable Jackson Mahomes, brother of Patrick Mahomes. It's a very big dildo and sex offender apparently.

Who, what show was I on? Cause I can't even keep a straight anymore. Observe and report Andy over there. Someone was saying between Jackson Mahomes and now Taylor Swift going to these chiefs games, everyone's gonna hate the chiefs. I'm like, I'm way out of you on that. I've been hated the chiefs for a while.

Keep bouncing the bills out of the play on. Unless it's in a par like, I'm way out of you on that. Yeah, I've been hated to cheat for a while. Keep bouncing the bills out of the play unless it's in a parley. But yeah, we're all right. That's fine. It's like the cover. So that's okay, but. All right, that's very cool. Yeah, check out all apologies, please. Wherever you get podcasts, all apologies, podcast, subscribe. So in every new episode, just shows up in your player,

and you can listen whenever you prefer. Tuky, I know that you're at tukysoop.com. Yes, it's fantastic. Thank you for remembering whenever you prefer. Tookie, I know that you're at tookisoup.com. Yes, it's fantastic. Thank you for remembering that Carl. You're welcome, buddy. So proud of you. You know I'm a big Tookie fan. I'm a Tookie guy as Patrick Mountain says.

Yes, yes. There are lots of Tookie guys and Tookie women. Tookie is very humbled by all this. It's crazy. A lot of people like Tookie. I don't want to see all of you playing more. Nobody cares about Alhariabla. People love Tookie, including review girl Annie.

Oh, fantastic. That's very exciting. Look at those two. Look at each other with love in their eyes. So. So. And then anything else you want to promote, Tookie? No, well, on iTunes, you can type in tookie soup or be dabble in

live if you want the audio version of all this crap. And you are on live every Saturday morning at 10 a.m. Eastern time with be dabble in live, right? Yes. And we will have Dr. Steve this Saturday. And he will take some call. Anyone has questions? Dr. Steve has a lot he wants to talk about. He wants to talk about John's IQ challenge with Hackride and Blind Mike and a bunch of other things. But get your questions ready and call in and talk to Dr. Steve. Speaking of which, I'm doing Who Are These Socials tomorrow

at 6 p.m. Eastern, as we always do on this very channel, that Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel. And my guest toast because Blind, Mike's and Vegas for Skankfest, will be Hacride. I will be doing this show with the demon himself. That's awesome. I did enjoy the army of cowards Saturday morning stream. That was cute. I was a lot of fun.

I agree. That was very good. You're Hacrides. Polaris. He was great. He was very good. And, Annie, you're doing a new show now with Dylan from somewhere. Yeah, you can find it on YouTube at WITGS. Not listening. I'm not listening.

I'm not listening. What are you doing? Now, let's go. He's just jealous because he's not on my show yet. Mm-hmm. Well, maybe you can guess. Work your way in. Yeah, like Dylan's working his way in on my lady. I mean, he is poly according to subreddit surfing. So vote for Dylan. There you go. All right, normally I would say please join us again next time. Buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh, buh. But I really have to get the show over with.

So, Andy, do you have any reviews? You know, you took longer to say that normally you would say this. No, because I want to do this too. Party in the much this morning, I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. We got to get to more time than you would. You know, you took longer. You're not helping potato and any reviews. The first one is from Blobby Digital September 7th 2023 WATB. They can't all be winners. Cringes is a weak material. What? We have our own feed, by the way. Maybe you guys saw who are these broadcasters coming in on the who are these podcasts podcast speed, but we know of our own feed. So wherever you get podcasts,

look for who are these broadcasters, please subscribe to that new episodes. Come out every Wednesday for that show. Is that any one-star review, Annie? Nope, that's a five-star review. All right, I'll take it. Very good. I got one more.

Yes. From Chan Manias, 22 September 8th, 2023. One, two, many. Is anyone listening to WATB? I tried and it failed me too many pods of the same format Carl. Sometimes less is more. Wow. Same format. What do you mean? How we do is play clips and oh, yeah, all right. Got me there. I could see two views Carl. Is that a one star? That one is a one star.

God damn it. Can't all be five stars. It's gonna be my, I'm my tomb. Can't all be five stars. Very few are. All right, let's hit some voicemails real quick. This one is going back to talking about double delirium, that improv show.

Oh my god. It wasn't the best. Holy shit, Carl, that fucking show with the Transfable this week was unbearable. Now the cringe of the week where she couldn't fucking pronounce the word that I already for Dutch camp announced. That was also unbearable. But then hum Myers and relief washed over me in an awesome wave. Thank you. The show is a roller coaster. My friend, that is certainly true. Kevin Tom Myers is the palette cleanser. Yeah, thank God. Tom Myers is here. Said no one ever. Father Andy, can you lead us in the mocking? Let us talk shit.

Andy is starting his own religion here in W.H.P. or earliest followers. Very exciting stuff. Hi Carl, Andy in San Francisco. Seriously man, I've been sleeping on the blind mic. What's it? Why are you laughing? Pretty fucking good show. And I don't even care about comedians or comedy. A lot of the names on the titles. I don't even know who they belong to. But yeah, listeners, if you've been sleeping on the freaking Blind Mic comedian, Why are you laughing podcast?

It's pretty cool. Agreed. This is totally not a forced endorsement. Blind Myat is pointing and gun at me. Well technically he's kind of pointing in the general direction of me. He's not very good at aiming. Anyways, yeah, check it out. Carl, you're getting cut on your voicemail.

You want to cut? No. Okay. I don't know where I'm going with this I think I'm hallucinating right now right goodbye rock and roll up I don't that doesn't catch on let's start with the rock and roll up so yeah I did I've been discovering why you laughing I checked out your Mitch H Hadberg one and I was listening to an old one with Where they were talking about them and see a Rogan yeah One two I just I mean if you like stand up this guy doesn't but I do and yeah, it's a good show It's if you like it. It's good definitely worth checking out

So Ozzy Osport we've talked about him a little bit lately because he's podcasting. He called him to the show. Maybe it's he's hard to tell. Yeah, right. Oh, it was a, oh, the old moon. This is how I talk. I was lending a lot of gold with gold, but the podcast, you know, podcast, my podcast, you know, my podcast, your podcast, definitely he was easy. It was funny, you know, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my, my daughter Kelly, remind me, Kelly, is a cunt.

Whoa. Call me that. Fold it. Okay, I guess I was Aussie. I don't know the QZ has a daughter that he calls the C word. I can be right. My name's Kelly. Stenery John calling into the show.

This is interesting. Hello Carl. This is it, you're staying. Hello Carl. This is John Melendez. That's right. That's John Melendez. And this is how I really talk. As you can no doubt tell, your submission was accurate. The jig is up.

It's time that I demonstrate to you all. That's the character of Stuttering John Melendez has all been an elaborate route. And now the egg is all over your face. I suggest you now see clinical representation as I shall be showing you for years of live, a land slender you will be hearing from my attorney, Oliver. I knew it. I told you guys. George, to Kai playing Dracula.

Yeah. Yeah. I was actually thinking of, John Loveitz would be great to play Centering John in the movie version of the Devilverse, Devilverse the movie version of the devil verse Devil verse the movie acting at the end acting All right, Iraq who uh mr. Show blew me off check it out here the the

to all right uh... this was for you producer cress producer cress it's nothing from cedar apis they i just want to express my gratitude for playing the baby shark bit while you're waiting for e-rock on the last live stream i had my two-year-old in the truck and he wouldn't shut the hell up until i turn the podcast and play the song six times in a row. Seriously, thank you. It ended up being a win-win for the both of us. Anyhow, love you, Missy. Don't call me back. Alright, we won't. It's fine. No problem with that. Hey, I'm still catching up and having just listened to the live show. Hey John, how about this?

Carl Sheberger, huh? Try that. All right, have fun opening for Shuley or Kumi and Mark Chester. You fucking retard. Wow, it's a bird. It's pretty good. What about Carl Law Sheberger? Yeah, we're talking. Double Waffney on that one. Speaking of

Settling John, he wrote that really fantastic song about my buddy Alex Stein and a voice some by w-h-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p- We know it Yeah, I wrote that one on by myself. I'm pretty fucking good. Yeah, later. Yeah, good stuff Very impressive What a talented listeners we have over here Neil hamburger my brother you guys on the Neil hamburger call it into the show Carl it's your cousin Neil has a hamburger Listen, I got a joke. I want run by, buddy, if you don't mind. What do you call the Chicago Code?

Oh, sorry. A joke, a bear person. Yeah Sorry I'm choked up there first Damn it I forgot the point sorry Don't call me back All right the cops are choking they better fucking not miss the playoffs It's very annoying what's happening right now. I'm not happy with what's going on right now There's a lot of teams getting hot the company not one of them What is there a week week to go no not even a week to go

Card if you're paying attention to this Hmm I am That's what was happening in the The ALE's can suck my ass Like potato is I think I was back to editing something Yes. Like potato is. I think Carter was back to editing something because they just like staring. Very closely and stuff.

Okay. Last job, boys and girls. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, when John went into a pick quick pub on Sunday, he was very excited. He was absolutely almost giddy. He was telling everybody there, or at least anybody that would listen, that the writer's strike was going to be over, and he's got a real shot of becoming a writer on an established sitcom or on a

talk show. So he was really excited. He's hoping to parlay this into a real money where he wouldn't have to deal with the trolls. He kept talking about no more trolls from me. Anyway, that's all I know. I wish I had more information for you, but I got the information from an un-empeachable source. Anyway, I'll keep you posted if I hear anything specific. So rock and roll. All right. Thank you, Gary. It's Andy. I always check in with the latest breaking news. You only hear here on W ATP and no longer on the card of electric podcast. Only here. Only here. Do you hear Gary is Andy? I just got a text from Doug from whose right? He got a super chat from hamburger that says hot take the steel toe episode is 23's best W ATP episode. Doug says gotta take the wins when I can I guess. Congratulations to both Doug and Brian Johnson Doug and Brian Johnson for a fantastic job filling in for me when I needed a week off that one week I took off one show anyway thank you all I really

appreciate it remember we got a bonus show coming up at 9 p.m. if you're watching this live dick show crossover event we're doing a show called betrayal. Very interesting show about a woman who was married to a guy who cheated on her. Oh no, there's a betrayal. Oh no, it sounds like the show you're doing an Saturday. Yeah, I know. It's very similar. Uh, all right. I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I'm a-

I'm a- I'm a- Okay. Oh, I'm a- Guess what? The episode's over! Oh, I'm a- I'm a-

A plane to take- I rewatch Icarly. Oh, I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- I'm a- A plane to take eye-rewatch I correlate. It's mom. Boom. Boom.

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