Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep450 - The Bob and Tom Show

Episode Date: October 5, 2023

We're kicking off Jocktober with a show that's long overdue for a roast. The Bob and Tom Show has way too many people with mics and Bob's not even one of them. This show has all the things to distract you from the actual content - laughing, songs, noises, a black guy... everything! Trucker Andy joins the show to explain that this show is still telling the same jokes it was telling for the past four decades. Also, Eddie Bravo and Roseanne Barr try to out-crazy each other, we discover why Tom Myers has developed a new delivery, Chad Zumock is back on MLC, we celebrate Stuttering John's birthday, Ric Flair lectures everyone on Kill Tony about bullying people, and Cardiff guides us as we try to catch an alien. https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. They show hosted by Tom Griswald, Chick McGee on sports, Christie Lee, the news chick, Josh Arnold Pitt, Godwin, the musician, Ace Cosby, the token black guy, and according to their website, really Griswald, whose time son is also on the show. This is a syndicated morning show in, I counted 34 states and over 100 markets. Oh my god. This is in a lot. It's

not here in Rochester. But it's in a lot of other areas of New York state and California and everywhere. It's unbelievable. So and no Bob. Bob, the former co-host and founder of the National Exindicated Program at the Bob and Tom Show has been diagnosed with gastric cancer and is sharing his experiences with the diagnosis in a new podcast. I was doing some research on this guy. So it's hilarious. He retired from the Bob and Tom Show in 2015 after being inducted into the National Radio Hall of Fame.

Whatever that means. So this guy Tom still continues to do the show. They're based out of Indianapolis. That's where this whole thing started. It first aired in March of 1983, and Tom will not like, oh, holy shit. Now I understand why the Drew and Mike show, even though Mike has passed, is still the Drew and Mike show.

Because Bob and Tom, they're like, you're retiring? All right, I'm not changing the name. We've been around way too long. Yeah, it's our changing names. The exploit of radio shows. Yeah, right. Nobody cares about the Tom and East show. You're right.

So I'm going to start things off. Today's episode, October 4th, starts off with a cold open, and they're playing a song parody that they've played on the show in the past. But not the distant past, the recent past. And it's odd because it's a song about Mike Tyson. And the jokes in it are not very good. And what you're gonna hear is them listening to this song.

So this is from their show. Where they're listening to this song and they're laughing over the song parody. Oh, hey little buddy. Don't even worry! You keep your eyes fixed on the fight! Don King ain't the kind of cat dude! Steal somebody's mind!

Hell he always does everybody right! A Don King reference was a Stuttering John's act? Yeah. That's so fucking old. You're still the champ and we all know you are. You've got to leave the women alone, Mike, but you can smash up as many cars as you want to. Oh.

Talk about some shoe horning. The laughter or the words? The words. He had so many more syllables to go after the rhyme. Yeah. Okay, well, I didn't work. So I'm still rewriting it. You know, I'm saying, you just,

that's a habit. I have to stop him from laughing on cue, though. Oh, so this is where it gets nuts. I'm sorry to play two clips from this, but this is how the show started off. So they're playing this, and you can see them, I have the video here up, where they're milling about in the studio, and this is what these the show started off. So they're playing this and you can see that I have the video here up where they're milling about in the studio and this is what's playing over the air and they're kind of getting settled in.

Shutting settled down. Yeah, they're listening to their cold open and then the show starts off. So what you're going to hear is the most over the top laughter you've ever heard for any type of song being played. And then they get right into it and they're shot out of a cannon Don't let him get chow. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha top slider and his salute to Iron Mike Tyson. At least your God, please not at me. It's the Bob and Tom show. The entourage, I'm one of time you want to rhyme with the season. Every car in his garage, I'll carry the boom box. It's the song that's about to be different. Just to lay it to news. Just happen. Yeah, we do dance. Think over that part. Just happened.

Yes, we do. Remember that part. And it wasn't a good line, even the older boom box line. I hope that's not the actual tuts. It probably is. It sounded like I'm Todd Snyder. It's like a real, like, Trubidor musician that obviously wrote that 25 years ago.

Well, no, because there's other references in it that are pretty modern. That's why I was so blown away by the fact that it was talking about Don King. Yeah. Jesus Christ. Well, I was captivated by everybody sitting down and like rubbing their eyes and trying to stay awake, juxtaposed

with the laughter of the song. And just, I was like, oh, this again, I heard this 50 times music comes in and they got excitement and introductions like is this so hard to come down this is what I was trying to tell you guys let's get some excited show start

let's go who's on it what do we do what are you talking about today woo all right maybe I was wrong about that same shit that they talked about fucking 10 years ago it seems like everything on this show is just going back to the well of something that's already been done.

Oh, sure. Because the one I listened to, I was just like, oh, they probably did a loving tribute to 9-11. It just came and went. So I went to September 11th to see what they did on that day. How fun and funny, Andy. Exactly.

My man. I cannot trust this guy's instincts. Boom. Can you watch Icarly? So the I think every show must start with a song parody because mine was a Steve Miller jet airliner parody about the amish of all cars are spooking my crony as I merge down rural routes seven driving I've got flies in my eyes you know I should wash this horse because he's taking the high end big old horse and buggy he carried me too far today booby old horse and buggy and the market still 10 miles away day. I always wanted to know what an unfunny weird L song. Yeah, I'm like, it's not funny, but like, you know, I get it. Yeah, that premise was beaten in the ground 30 years ago. And

they just, they just keep redoing it. and that's the vibe of this whole show. Well, the other part that I picked up on is there's too many people with a microphone in front of them. There's a lot of people. There's a lot of people with microphones in front of them, and I think the only direction they get is laugh a lot, right? Because there's a lot of laughter, they are yuking it up, they're all having a grand old time.

So there's this guy Pat Godwin and I guess he got his hair cut or something. So chick McGee, the sports guy, is gonna say what he thinks he looks like and I just have a problem with what he says here. There's Pat Godwin. I like the new Pat Smear look. Oh cool. All right. There's a lot of you do explain that. I've had a letter. Pat Smeier as a fine guitar player for the food fighters and also the fabulous germs. One of Dave Grohl's favorite bands and that's all I got in the food fighters. Well, kind of, but he was in Nirvana.

I mean, the reason why he was in the food fires because they were in a band together called Nirvana. Yeah, he skipped something. Yeah, I mean, it's pretty well known about a historian when it comes to rock and roll, but most people know that. Yeah. What is Pat Smer most proud of? Yeah, the germs.

Yeah, okay, that's it. That's probably it. Anyway, he's the sports guy, I guess I should lay off him, except for they bring up bands that handled synth well for some reason. I don't know why this gets brought up. They bring up bands that handled synth well for some reason.

And so the guy Tom says sticks and no one can control themselves. It's one of those things where you get like adult FM rock guys. And as soon as you bring up sticks, they all have to go fucking knots. Why are you hate them? Yeah. Well, yeah. I always thought, I always thought sticks did a great job. It's they really took advantage of that peculiar sound it had

Well, I knew you'd get mad I got the five o'clock news Yeah, but I was talking about the sin You you're a line of me So same thing with you where you just go stick socks Let's not talk about these guys have to be like, oh, yeah Remember that song that blew it and go like this. Oh, yeah, there's a white this Let's not talk about these guys have to be like, Oh, yeah, remember that song? They're blue and they're going like this.

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sex news, of course. A very unusual aspect of the game rock paper scissors. I don't think any of you are aware of that. I'm skeptical. I don't know. I hosted a Rochambo tournament. Oh, look at that fancy name. Rochambo.

Rochambo. Rochambo. I never heard that. Wow. Rochambo. That sounds like a champagne or something. Yes, it does. I'd like. Rochambot. That sounds like a champagne or something. Yes, it does. I'd like to.

Did you like a Rochambot? The Aura Sex Move. Yeah, I gave you the old Rochambot. I started to walk right for a week. Sex Move. It's so bad because they all have to come up with all the jokes they could think of for the name Rochambot. And there were two.

Yep. So a champagne or a sex wheel? Oh, that's good. Yeah, and all these teases, the payoff is, you're like, you're so disappointed with the payoff every time. So if you're a fan of the show, you know that all these teases are boring already. Or just like, maybe today's will be awesome.

We've talked about this before. Jerry Springer, the greatest show of the 90s. Every time it'd be the end of the episode, they'd be like, and coming up tomorrow on Jerry Springer, the greatest show of the 90s. Every time it'd be the end of the episode, they'd be like, and coming up tomorrow on Jerry Springer, and you'd be like, holy shit, that's way fucking better than this episode, I wouldn't be watching that episode, right fucking hell, they knew how to fucking tease it. Yeah, I watched it every day,

because the teaser was so good. These guys are just like, you adopted it, they did the best parts of your show. These guys are like, we're gonna tell you about rock paper scissors. I can't think of something more boring. Yeah. And then fucking dummy over here goes, I actually host an erosion bow tournament.

Oh, that guy, step any time fun starts to happen. He has to jump in and suck it right out of the world. Is there fun started to happen? Well, no. Rocha bow. That guy's gonna make sure that it doesn't. Well, he also says there, so that's Ace Cosby, the token black guy, he goes, well, Roche and Bose, the technical name for rock, paper, scissors,

technical. It's, it's one of the names for it. It's not a technical name for it. Oh, it's fancy folks. That's what we call it. Yeah. The Hill Country, that's what we call it. Yeah. The Hill Country. That's how we know it as one more tease because Andy, I don't know, man, this payoff sounds like it might be really fucking great. Also, coming up today,

Stone Man Willie, who's that? You're gonna find out. this is the bottom time show essential morning radio all day and all night all right so on their youtube so i grabbed the youtube video of today's show they have this thing during the commercial breaks and what they'll do is they'll play clips from old shows they've done from years and years ago they'll'll have little bits and skits, but a lot of it is just dead hair. A lot of it is just like be back soon. Like, yeah. I don't know any other YouTube channel that does that. Yeah, figure something out.

And you can see it in those clips that you were showing. As soon as they're like, and we're out, people just throwing off their headphones to get out of there. Oh yeah, don't want to be there at all. Well, because the break is 10 to 15 minutes each time. So they're very long breaks people who complain about super chats and shit. Oh, they run some super chats about. You don't even have

their stand commercial radio. It's so fucking obnoxious. And there's libraries during the show. And you know, they're better help and they're doing all the stuff and then it cuts to hell of fresh. And then they cuts to this 15 minute long commercial break. And then of course to this 15 minute long commercial break. And then of course you got all the bumpers coming in and going out and that tees, you're gonna find who Stone Man will he is?

I already don't care. If I hadn't written that down, I wouldn't remember what he just said. Tell me now or I'm tuning out. All right, exactly. I've gone all these years not knowing who Stone Man will he has done, okay. I'm sure I'll be fine.

Jesus Christ. You're gonna find out. Well, I guess I gotta quit my job then. It's my car all day. I really wanna know how much football talk was peppered into your episode. A ton? Yeah.

In clip two, this is them setting up. Just endless, whenever there is a wall in conversation They just jump back to oh, oh, what's going on in the NFL? Well, thank God at least they talk about one thing that's interesting And the Patriots I thought well they're honoring Tom Brady and you know him if Jesus Christ for quarterback in Big Tom Brady sure I thought the Patriots but they only they lost by five. What was this spread? Plus four. Oh, but they know what they're doing. Don't say that's why I I could go to the casino and explain to them what happened, right? And they here you go. I thought you said plus six. Yeah. Yes. I believed you when you said that. I only included this because this is one step away from talking about the weather.

Hey, yeah, hold outside. How about them bucking ears? Yeah, there's a way there's a way to make football boring. Are they just figuring that right? And it's just this is what you say when you have nothing to say. Yes. And they say it over and over again on this show. They also they do this thing. And I've talked about this before with free beer and hot wings and some of these shows that are syndicated into a lot of different markets. Morning radio used to be local. And so there'd be some national news stories and stuff but you also be like local, people calling in

and talk about things that are happening. So when you start getting syndicated, you can't really get away with that anymore because people don't give a shit. But they also don't talk about things that people would care about, there's no talk of Ukraine. There's no talk of like actual topics people are talking about.

It's just like all these bananas stories, just like, yeah, this guy tried to grease up a pole and climb it. You're like, a ditty. Yeah, okay, oh yeah, let's hear about that. It's pretty crazy stuff. Yeah, it really is. The sports stuff is actually,

and I have some examples of where that goes off the rails. But the sports stuff is actually, at least I can relate to that I know Tom Brady is they got I know one thing they're fucking talking about here. Not the Jesus of Football whatever Yeah, he was at the bills game right time Brady no That that is correct sir Hello Twitter world. This is correct, sir. Hello, Twitter world.

This is yours truly. Hey, yours truly. I would also happen in this episode. All right, well, it's 9-11 episode. Ahead or a chick or aease or somebody tries to bring up something that isn't just complete humdrum bullshit. And it gets met with absolutely nothing

from the rest of the room. Which number is this? Three? We were talking about evil, con evil Not really, but yes He was nice. Yeah, I remember this. I remember the famous failed attempt to jump the snake River Canyon Okay, and I've kind of forgot about this. I did some reading. I don't think it was failed at all I think it went exactly as they wanted it to. I agree with Chick.

So it's just like, it's called chemistry people. Can you yes and for two fucking seconds, but in clip four, everybody knows exactly where this is going because this is a joke that's been told on the show, probably 150 fucking times in clip four. Gotcha. But I didn't know that evil can evil was from a long line of

daredevils. Were you aware of that? No. Oh, yeah, his great great great great great grandfather. Hey, let's all let's all hand. I'm going to write down what think. We should all hold hands. We can get through this together. Is that right, Tom? Yeah, you've heard of medieval cannibal.

Oh. He's the... Oh, ho, ho, ho. I know Carl hates this guy. The Carl wants set up punchline. He doesn't want, let's take a long winding road all day. It's going nowhere. We're gonna take all day to fucking get there. Winning's the key word. They wound up for that one.

And that happens. Oh, a lot. That's pretty much the bulk of my clips. They have a lot of time to fill on. Yeah, that's for sure. And you're right about the chemistry should be better. Some people seem a little checked out and they seem like they don't even wanna be doing this show anymore. There's lots of talk about theme songs at the beginning of this show and I thought this was an interesting thing

that gets set here. As I've said for years, I love the theme songs that explain the premise of the show. Yeah. And that was longer in the beginning. I think I think that's right. People who might be listening to this show for the first time, that's everything you need to

know about Tom. Yeah, thanks. Gilligan's Island is the greatest theme show in television history. I think it's been in the top. It's it's explained the premise of the show. So if you're new to the show,

well, you're king of the setup. And if you're new to this show, please stand by. We get better. Okay. Thank you, Christie. We have a lot to do today. I'm the coming up.

Get confidence stupid too, buddy. Yeah. It's such a rambling ridiculous conversation to start this show, the first 10 minutes of it. When Christie said that, I was like, okay, so you are also recognizing this is terrible. This is bad radio. Good. I'm glad to hear that.

But it was funny that they're explaining, if you're new to the show, you know, we don't really sock this bad. Like, no, I think you do. Pretty sure that that's the case. So then they throw it over to a chick with sports. And so I didn't understand this and I'll maybe guys can explain this to me. But let's get a little bit of sports in, shall we? Well, you're not going to care for it because it's all sports information.

It's not the world's largest clam. Eat a doxan. It's a doxan. It's not the world's largest clam eats a docks and actual sports. We had major league baseball playoffs start yesterday. Okay. Oh cool. I like this. Thank you, baby. Zach Wheeler struck out eight and pitched into the seventh. So a giant clam eats a docks and would be under sports on this show. Why? I think he lost his mind for a second. I think so too.

You're not going to like this story. It's about the baseball game last night. Oh, not like baseball. Yeah, you're sports McGee. Yeah, right. Exactly. I went to sport. He's like, these are factual things that happened yesterday.

It's not 30 year old horse shit that's been told a hundred times on this show already. So then later on in the show they go to the sports guy and I guess this is what he was talking about. I guess this is the normal sports segment and this is what I'm talking about when I say it's all prep burger stuff where they get like these sensational stories that not all people know about because it gives a fuck but they can hammer up on the radio and milk it for as long as possible.

And Italian man holds the Guinness World record for the fastest time to walk across a greased pole. Well, the pole feel about it. He must be pissed. Oh, man, Stephen Worshawski. No, that's not right. Okay. So I'm like, I don't know why this is sports.

I don't know what they're talking about. This goes on for a while. That was like, right after the last clip? No, I was an hour later. An hour later, they go, okay, over to sports again. Yeah, yeah. And he says that. So that leads into this Godwin guy.

He's like in his own room and he's got a keyboard and a acoustic guitar. He likes to come in and do some songs for us. So this is all pre-planned. This story about this greasy pole and whatnot, because then they start talking about how in Philadelphia they have to grease the poles because of the riots that happen after the Super Bowl. They get out and out about this and then this turns into song time. And Philly they have the ones you can't climb up right?

That's right correct. What is that done right again for? So that people can't climb them. But dummy it's during athletic events. Yeah, yeah, cuz Philly tell you why so light's done. Yeah, yeah. Just fill it up, the Eagles fans are fanatics. They're over ecstatic and problematic. That's why we need grease like poles.

We'll get some cans of Chris go and extra police. Oh, yeah, grease like balls. Grease like balls. Eagles watch the game. We're gonna need some grease. Oh, yeah, grease like balls. Grease like all the hit the streets. If they win, I get beat. We need some crowd control better grease them. Pulse grease like poles. Yeah. Very much. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, This guy got all 16 games right so if you're sitting at home and you were actually participating in this you already know you didn't win right? So why are you teasing the oldest thing you would care about? Yeah, right, they keep teasing coming up. I never even got to that part of this show was four hours lying. I couldn't get who won? Pick up. I don't know. Honestly, don't know. So this guy, Pat Godwin, he sits back there, they go go to him they tease it first thing in the show

We got a song of a bad Godwin coming up and then I'm watching for an hour and a half and it never happens finally that happens I'm like is that what they were fucking teasing? Well the Scott damn time I don't know when he gets paid But if we could work out it's hourly wage like times. He's actually working. Yeah, yeah figure that out It's amazing. Yeah, I have a few examples of that too. And it's almost like you wish they were the Alex Jones versions of Teases, right? Where he just never gets to the shit that he's teased. I might as well pick you're right.

I wish they'd give him live notes. Like, well, coming up later, he's going to do so on Funtier, right, Pat? But yeah, the Teases never pay off. And I got a series here at Carl Clifford. Let's do it. Let's do it. It's five through seven. It kind of gets to another song like that.

But in Clip 5, Tom uses a news story about flamingos for another long-winded set-up to a joke that fails miserably. So let's listen to that failure right here. What do you call a group of flamingos? Much the way you have a pot of whales or a murder of crows. Josh told us writing. I couldn't remember and I still can. I remember a fabulous. There's a close a flamboyance.

A flamboyance. A flamboyance of flamingos. It centers because you've got a pot of whales and a pot of dolphins. You've a flamboyants of flamingos a flamboyants of male hairdressers. I have. I have seen flamingos in the wild. Let's go up fish. Yeah But everybody I could be out of this show. Yeah, I just yelled shit out too. What else you got? A flamboyant to hairdressers. Yeah, everybody ignores me. I fly boys, a hairdresser. Yeah, everybody ignores that. Oh, yeah.

Call me all-mron. Victory lap, victory lap. You got your bundle of sticks. Your bundle of sticks of flamingos. Your bundle of sticks of guys that cut my wife's hair. Oh, I'm saying it, everybody right now. I think I do know what you're saying. Wait, pot! But, that's a gayest thing I've ever heard know you're saying. Wait, pot!

But, uh... That's a gayest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. It was called Tom Bob there. I'm just gonna call him Bob. Bob. That's a better. Bob's not satisfied with the lack of response that he got from his flamboyance of hairdresser's joke.

So he's gonna circle back two minutes later for even more gay jokes in Clips 6, Carl. Yeah, again again and all the and all the flamingos are democrats uh... again the blown flamingo the has to be a uh... yes it has to be a bar somewhere and then man's room is crowded they can glory holes at four different heights. It's like a pencil sharpener. That was so fucking awful. They're gay because they're paying Carl get it. Yeah. That's never

been said in the history of comedy. I got it. All right. Well, on clip seven, there's that guy. What's his name? Pat? Sure. Music guy. All right, so he has a song about, I mean. Yeah. Is it about Gapel Minkot? Yes, it is. That's about it. All right. Go. I'm in go, it's very scared of her, a can'ts, cause one day many years ago

A hurricane took his girlfriend away, I'm standing in Miami on one leg Hanging out with his girlfriend, peck, when I'll hurricane, swept pe peg and sky Domingo says I'm not sure she can fly Domingo, the Flamingo Is his girlfriend in Ohio or Eastern PA She landed Australia and get eaten by gongos Maybe she'll return someday There's one rule of song parodies And the reason why I used to work

Sheu horn, I said that earlier, Anthony Cumia taught me this, but I mean, you should know this anyway, is that there's a certain number of syllables that fit into a line. And so you have to take the original song and try to fit the same syllables with your song parody.

And you have to do it if you go to Goodson, it's really quickly, and then they should be eight! Then it doesn't work. It sounds like you're shoe hoarding the lyrics, Ed. And it sucks. Yeah. No, no, it's creative. No, it's great.

No, I mean, I never thought I would say this, but could we go back to the 50-year-old gay jokes now? Yeah, no shit. Jesus Christ. All right, so since we're on the Pat Godwin Music Special part, so Pat, they're talking about some other news story here about an alligator or a crocodile or some shit. And lo and behold, all of this is pre-planned.

It's nuts to me that you have this morning show that goes on for four hours. And there's a lot of breaks and stuff, so it's not four hours, obviously. But the fact that they work all this stuff out, all right, we'll read this story and then you'll make this joke and then we'll go to Pat and he'll have this song and then he'll do this thing. So he's got another one here except for there's some tech problems.

Yeah, oh no. Okay, you've already done Stone Man, Willie. I think Rocket L. Secks friends, he sounds like a bad, you're looking to me. I got that long. Whoa, that was me. I'll sex friends. He sounds like a bad. We you're looking to me. I got that was that was me. I'm sorry. I have a breakfast burrito. Well, we said no black beans. It's mine. That's an AI for totally my part. My part. They really have it perfectly bad. Is that is that bad? Is that bad? Yeah, I would give me a strum. Oh, yeah. Okay. Can you do this on the keyboard pass?

No, no, no, you can't. Can you just play loud and mic it? Is this that char day thing? Anyway, we're fine. It's an update. Yeah, this is what you need to do with char day. Smooth, elegant. Wow.

You mean sad. Sex, elegant. Well, if I were to change it a bit. Well, I'm okay with that. You know, I'm sure you'll throw in a helicopter and you'll act like it's a news to smoke. I'm gonna call it a news. Let me change that. I got that in there.

That's some of them. It's a, it's a, I got some helicopter over here. Josh, do you know what you've done? The door went his day. That knows, you know, we're close to a break. Now, I'm gonna have to go, okay. Keep them from going. What are you doing here, Lich?

What do you, what'd you do to your plunk? I have no idea. Dino figure out he's good at that. Why did I get on with that? They sound ecstatic that he's not able to play a song. I think they're really welcoming this break from that. There's something going on in there. Now you'll notice at the very end, he goes,

Dino gets this fix for me, talking about one of their tech guys. And he ever goes, Ha ha ha ha, he goes, why did that get a laugh? Because everything gets a laugh. Because everyone's laughing. I'm chuckle fucking everything. I know, I was gonna even know what they're laughing at. We're like, spotlighting like what a dildo this guy is,

but he's probably the most talented person on this show. You're like, likely, yeah. That's not saying too much. He sucks out loud. He can play a seven chord on a keyboard and an guitar. So he's got that kind of thing. Anything else anybody else is doing. He sits in a room away from these assholes.

So it sounds like he's got something going on. Well, so they make the fart joke. And immediately it's just like, whoa, told somebody get the black beads. And that breakfast burrito, like the way they're tagging each others. That was Josh Arnold, by the way, who was talking about the black means. All right, so Pat's gonna push through.

He goes, all right, you know what? I'll just, I'm pulling it's heart up. I'll just play it acoustically so you can still hear it. So we get to enjoy the parody stylings of one Pat Godwin. Oh, you wanna do it now, do you have time? Yes, do it. Can you hear life? How hard they try. Get to the girl on the other side. Damn it. Helicopter is low. Turn on the crocodile's damn you judge. So the joke he's making here is the point you made earlier that they're just recycling

bits they've done for years. And the guy even predicted, he's like, you're just going to do that other song, Perry did, but change some of the lyrics. It's like, uh, kind of, yeah. One thing on their mind, Gators and Crocs, I just had to add it. One to get lead, then change it to plural. They want some ass, he's a horny alligator. Yeah, you know you love it. Watch out. He's an apputator. Now, he's a horny alligator Yeah, you know you love it, watch out

He's an apputator Now that's where I change it He's a lusty crocodile With that extra toothy smile Sidney the Tampa to land to the sea Typical male up Oh, from Jacksonville All the way to Q.S. All they want is tail

There is grass. He's a horny alligator Gets what he wants like a dictate a balls or bluer than duke tomato horny alligator Watch this see after a while crocodile See later Stink Somebody you call an ambulance because Carl's stink. Somebody called an ambulance because Carl's side is split white. Carl's turning it into his own impression of Carl. All right. One more thing for Pat Godwin. No, two more

things. Okay, good. Two years because they do a promo during the commercial break because he's got an album out. So they have a promo for some of his original music wait what I'm pretty exciting right so hopefully you guys have saved up some money because it's amazing what happens when all the sudden no one's laughing at the song and it's exposed for how bad it actually is check this out girl the food was great the company even better out. Girls gotta wait But I just turned in three and you said you're 78 Moon is full you know what I'm thinking let's love. We're old and we're shrinking. The hour's late. Let's just do it on our first date. Oh, that's the promo.

Pretty good stuff. See, it's an old couple. And they're like, we're gonna die soon. We got set up a job levels of life left. So let's start. Let's bang it out on the first date. Oh boy, I can't, this pet got under the bed everyone. Check it out.

Nothing funnier than old people fucking. Oh, it's hilarious. Sexy and mordid. You got another song for us, Evan? Well, this is the set up to the song in clip 12. Apparently summer penis is the opposite of shrinkage. So you would think there would be an endless supply of dick jokes coming your way, but this goes to the least funny place possible.

Quote, penis does not grow during the summer heat wave, nor does it shrink during the winter, rather, the apparent variation and perception of size, assembly your body trying to maintain an optimum temperature at all times. Oh, you're okay. So something happens. But it's so not I see. But if you get into a tub of cold water, things shrink. But in the summer, if you're hanging out outside, first of all, you better put some SPF 50 on that joke.

That's my favorite song in Greece though. SPF 50? No. Some are penis, have me a blast. That's so big. Like, who put a laugh? Tell me more, tell me more. Is there more?

Is there more? I don't know what to do. I get out in the sun. Did she put up a fight? Hey! Did we ever get a farmer stand in your penis? Ha! What can I go to tag it? What can I say to a lear from the song?

Ha! She's crazy. They got nothing. So the best thing about putting suntan lotion on your penis is that nobody could tell when you finished. Hacker, hacker! Am I hired, guys? Can't you work a puppet?

Alright, so then that fucking idiot Pat sails in with a Frank Sinatra parody. That's what's crazy about this, all of this is pre-planned. You could have scribbled down a decent joke before this all happened. Well, obviously it's like prep burgers shit. Yeah. Like, we're gonna do this prep burger piece about

Summer penis. What do you got? Yeah, you got you got all night to figure it out. Yeah, and this is what he comes up with I mean that was the best part of the song I I clicked the best part Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Sam! Well, producer Chris and I have talked about this because we're I mean all three of us are musicians We all love music. We all love comedy and one of the worst things you can do when you're trying to write a a fun Comedy song is to just repeat the same joke over and over again And this is one of those things that we used used to do I'm sure all the morning shows do it because there's like some tricky innuendo, you can do an FM radio and get away with.

But when you repeat it over and over again, it's not being funny. This is on their show from years ago, they have a full band in studio performing this live. Holy shit. Yeah, this is how funny it is. Well, looks like we got dumbed. Is there anything you'd like to say to them? Well, like girls have left this

so I'd like to say just one thing. Oh, yes. Baby. Blow me. Whoa, a kiss as you're leaving Blow me Boy kiss right now Because if you're gonna leave me honey I will sure leave miss the way you blow me Blow me a kiss Come on and blow, blow, blow me

Kiss like you mama mean it Blow me a cuck-cuck kiss Right now I'm just like you mumminnage Booo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo- Holy shit, I was trying to remember this song that Weez was obsessed with. That was a similar type of like it's this line and then this line makes it not dirty anymore. I can't remember one of those anyway. I thought maybe you guys might remember. I mean, there's a lot of songs. There's a lot of songs like that. So pretty good.

I have pretty good stuff. Too much respect for myself to start bringing them up now. You could have a song that's blowing me a kiss, could be one line. Yeah. When you repeat it seven times in a row, like, oh, that's kind of leasing us. Yeah, charm. It's fucking st- I mean, there was a song by that band lit

that was like, you make me come. Oh, well that's sweetly miserable. I mean, that's what we're talking about. Basically. And nobody likes that song. It's fucking terrible. All right, let's talk about the bumpers Every morning show has hilarious bumpers and clips from old episodes and funny things that happened

Bob and Tom 4 3 2 1 They put the F in professional. They did a countdown to a fart. It's like a best stuff clip for that. Like, if you missed last week, then you missed this. Larity. And then they're talking about David Beckham. And for some reason, everyone in the studio has a David Beckham impression, except for they don't. Yeah.

It doesn't stop anyone. Uh, Netflix folks. Yeah, it's finally happening. That's right. 10 years after retiring from the game, something I don't think anyone's asked for, but here it is anyway, David Beckham documentary has dropped on that I'm David Beckham. I have a huge hog and a very skinny wife and incredibly athletic but my voice is way up here I'm not sure why and it is it he and my wife doesn't like anything. No, including me. Did I do that sound like David Beckham to you guys? We sounded just like a movie. Oh, yeah, I'm very proud for how I know. I liked it.

Christy tries again. And a very skinny wife. He jealous, what's in here? He's talking bitch. What are you talking about? What is that all about? I got weird. And a rich hot wife, don't forget.

Yeah, famous. All right. So there's also jokes in here that are both not funny, but also so dated. Get ready for some Bruce Jenner humor. Oh, everybody. It's about time. What do they expect to accomplish with this?

And the latest rumor is that the kid from USC and I'm blanking on his name the college the US center quarterback. Oh my. It's 20 23. I haven't seen him in a while. Bruce Jenner like that was the punchline to the joke. Pretty good stuff. I'm fantasizing about a torture horror movie scenario where they're locked in a room I've been given knives and been told through the PA kill the most unfunny person in the room Just watching it play out four seconds later

It's pretty funny. All right another tease So one of the fun teases they have coming up is they add new words to the dictionary every year. I don't know if you guys knew that, but language evolves. If you ever read Shakespeare, you'd know that that's not English anymore. I don't know what the fucking he's talking about. So that's still happening today. And boomers just ain't having it. Okay. Um, is that sports? No. Okay, sorry. You can be coming up. We have coming up.

We have, oh, new words in the dictionary. And I love this feature. Words just to make you angry. Josh. Perfect. Okay, real quick. Do you know this one?

Josh, smishing, smishing. I don't know anybody. Well, you'll find out I'm going to tell you later. Okay. Right now, um, Pat's getting ready to do a song in a few minutes. I'm going to tell you later. Okay. Josh, smishing, smishing, I don't know anybody.

Well, you'll find out I'm gonna tell you later. Okay. Right now, Pat's getting ready to do a song in a few minutes. Nobody cares. What? I mean, I can't wait. That's what I meant to say. You're a B-buster, you know?

Okay. Okay. Coming up, we'll have that with all of us, which we'll greet with open arms. He finally said we're all thinking. Yeah, you can say that about anything on this show really. So I love the teases with it. Just like, have you heard of smishing?

No, well, coming up, we're going to talk about it. I can just Google it. Yeah, I'm sure we're very interested in how. We'll tell you. I have one more example that I want to play for you because they're going through slang words used by truckers for police officers. And Tom comes up with a joke and it's not good. It's not funny. But it is the Bob and Tom show. So at a certain point, they have to be like, yeah, that's pretty good. Tom, you're a pretty funny guy.

Bob would be proud of you. Uh, plain white rapper is an unmarked police car. Oh, okay. I in the skies, the police plane. These are, uh, isn't plain, is these are all these are plain white rapper open for M&M. That's funny. These are trucker terms. That's funny. Play with rapper open for up and up. He's also a white rapper. I get it. My God. I'm sorry. I have some more examples of that. Yep. You want me to jump to those? Okay, well, clip 10 outcomes the world's oldest jokebook with the dusty punchlines. Most people have heard of Karl Marx, the

philosopher, but few people know if his sister, Onya, the Olympic runner, her name is still mentioned. At the start of every race, I did that joke three years ago. I did that joke three years ago. Exactly. That's hilarious. And somebody did it three years before that and God help us. Somebody's going to do it three years from now. It reminds you of the joke my dad told me when I was a little kid about the Mexican guy who goes to the baseball game and has to stand on the flag pole.

And at the beginning, he's not excited because it's beginning of the game. Everybody looks at him and says, Jose, can you see? He's like, Jesus. I know, Jack, don't ever bring the worst out of me. Why am I doing this? What the fuck are we doing?

Here's a real running gunner that guy ace has barely been on the show at all We got to let him be not funny in clip 11. Yeah Are you kidding you? It's a magic car yesterday What it turned into a gas station I mean these what's the you could show level jokes I mean I just want somebody to take a visit get a studio Now we're talking holy shit. I mean lappy taffy like that doesn't make sense We're not putting that on the rapper sir

Thanks for no thanks. I'm glad you brought up that Ace Cosby does this joke of the day because this is actually a playlist on YouTube And I thought I would play some of his famous jokes of the day for us so we could enjoy this. PURPLE THE SETS OF MEDICAL Oh, really apparently, yeah. Ain't cuz B, here he is with his joke of the day. If you're not watching this, I will just tell you that they do have a puppet. They have puppets of all the people on the show. And so there's a puppet, they have production go-

Suddenly it's the best thing I've ever seen. Yeah, puppets are like- Like you have to do is have a puppet. Puppet like every of the fuckers. Seriously. Check local listings, it's been very, very hot. I've ever seen. Yeah, puppets are like you have to do is have a puppet like every The fuckers seriously Check local listings. It's been very very hot Was it or is it oh yeah, yeah, this is the heatwave joke because it's it is 80 something degrees today in Rogers or so I thought this would be appropriate for us

How was it or is it I I saw he quagher today. I went back He just it's weirder every day He's leaving Kruger and he's waving hi son the heat He way wave is he then yeah, okay. Oh, yeah, I understood the words Puppet Hey, you're gonna wait for a minute. Well, here's another one. I need right now. Why would they speak to you? Do I ever get to make a request? You know what no, you know what high-tongue demands Gas requests no no, no yeah then I demand what does toast wear to bed what does toast wear to bed jennies I don't know it was early and it's not up on me but I do it immediately

and I but I ruined yesterday's by shouting it out and I didn't want to do that again today. I don't want to tell them how to do their jobs even though I'm doing that. Wouldn't it be funnier if they just let it die these terrible jokes or the... Oh yeah, jabs! That's pretty good stuff. Alright one more example. And this is where he's a puppet the entire time.

It's not that you guys would enjoy this because... I do like that. Yeah, puppets are always funny What did the the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom? What did the judge say when the skunk came into the courtroom? Order in the court Did you cock sucker? Did you hear Christine laughing at the setup?

Yeah. This is how you know that this is fake. Yeah. Because she's losing her mind over the setup to this. Now, they're all puppets. Yeah. So he's doing it. He's pretending he's on a, you know, comedy stage

with the brick background. And then they show the other puppets in the crowd and they're already losing their mind. What did the Judd say when the skunk came into the courtroom? Oh! What did the Judd say when the skunk came into the courtroom? Oater in the court! That'll be getting told of course, I thought the gun was going to be... Oater in the court!

Oh man! He barely said odor sound like older Let me break up their live bullshit with a produced bit that was my introduction to the show and also made me tap out And now another episode of bird watching with the Kavoyan the Kavoyan. Titmouse. Talk.

On the next bird watching with the Kavoyans. Swallow. Talk. Remember what we always say. Bird watching is a flocking good time. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha better thing going around Instagram right now. It's this guy going, oh my God, is that a mockingbird? It's got a funny hair. So much funnier. That's pretty funny. It's really anti-delivered, it's actually funny to me. All right, you're hired again, buddy.

Thank you. Get your job back. Great. Great. Let's wrap things up. What else do you want to play? Let's go to clip 8. Here's a news story about a bear stealing some guys golf clubs and that cocaine for once. Golf clubs bear. When a bear emerged from a wooded area and marched up to his golf cart, though Jin Yak is right screaming at the bear.

The animal was supposed to do. The animal dragged one of the bags into a nearby ravine and disappeared with it. Yeah, you make a lot of noise when there's a black bear around. Oh, that's the key for those. I can never remember. Do you think you'd remember? Yeah, you would. Yeah, brown lay down. Yep. What about the racelink? Wait, wait, wait, brown lay that. Yeah, I would never remember this. That's what I was saying. And isn't a polar bear you're dead no matter what. Yeah, it's white good night.

Yeah. What is it for Grizzly? Brown lay down. Oh, she could have just let it end tonight. And it would have been fine. And she's like, yeah, but what about? Everybody knows it's white. You're all right.

Black, sell it crack. Brown, move out of town. That's what it is. Wow, it just happened here. Producer Chris, what just happened? I just hired a back out of the show. It fired again, I'm sorry. I'm dead.

But just stick around. Don't pack up, you shit. Yeah, but is that trucker stuff? Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Maybe we don't is it trucker stuff? Maybe we don't get your trucker-lingo. Yeah, I'm just trying to plus up their show for them. You're doing a great job. All right, I got one more Please okay clip 14 it's a story about how there's a laxative shortage Sorry Sorry, what are you doing? What are you going to figure out

to make it not great? They talk about it's a gentle laxative. Yeah. Is there on the other end of the spectrum a violent one? The last record. That's what I want.

I'm chick McGee for ass record. Okay, you're bound up. You you want it to go quickly and violently. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I'm Jig McGee for Ashracker. Okay, you're bound up. You want it to go quickly and finally. I hope there's not. There is one like that liquid sodium chlorine chloride or something. What? What?

Call anoscopy, yeah. Fosfisota. I'm very aware of what it is. Well, thanks for sailing in with some medical facts tomorrow. And you you're one step away from the it's the prison cell made of Laxatives and they're like, oh no, I have to get a call at Osby next week. But seriously, no laughing matter. All right, speaking of jokes and comedy, I mentioned that according to their website, Tom's son, Willie, is on the show. I didn't see any evidence of this,

but I didn't spend that long time with the brown hair that was the one person that had not gray hair. I assume that's him. Oh, I don't think so. That was Josh. Oh, okay. Yeah, that was Josh Arnold that we saw on the show. So I wouldn't looked up Tom's son

and I found they just stand up comedy. So I thought we'd like to join me. I thought we all might enjoy the comedy stylings of Tom's son. Ready? All right, your first comic so fucking funny, start clapping for Willie Goldberg! Really? It's like Rizwald. It's like Rizwald. After we get started. You know what? It's like Christmas. It's Christmas. Off to the good start.

Very unfortunate coincidence that my name is also Willie G. Not Gray. OK. As a special treat for everybody right now, I'm wearing my coolest outfit right now, you guys. Thank you. I can tell you love it. I like this outfit a lot.

Joe doesn't. When I got here, Joe told me I look like the Adderall dealer in a Christian fraternity. Great, bunch of boys in the crowd. Fun night for all will. I read this crazy figure earlier. I was like, just one of those now this videos. This guy was parasailing in Florida. You know, like the parachute behind the boat they told you. And as they were wheeling the guy in, he was like,

with little toes having fun, best day of his life. And then what a shark jumped up from the ocean. wheeling the guy in. He was like, with little toes, having fun, best day of his life. And then a shark jumped up from the ocean and it bit the man's feet off. Now, from our side of the street, that's very scary you guys, right? We can all understand that's a terrible tragedy. But try to think if you will from the sharks point of view. What? I mean, that's like going to Benny Han, I catchin' the shrimp in your mouth from the first try. Yeah. Hell yeah, you guys are dumb.

This is gonna be a good night. Fuck yeah. You have any, um, I'm very glad that you guys are all here and you're here intentionally. You don't always get that in comedy. When I started, you're starting to have a lot of open mics. There was this open mic used to be in a diner. it was at 4 p.m. on a Tuesday and they wait a second

This is not an open mic Okay, yeah, where's the pure one? Sir, I was actually gonna sharpen that section right there. Do you mind just moving? I wrap it up soon. All right, this this Bob's Harket boy, let's take this out. Open Mike's, there was this open Mike used to be in a diner. It was at 4 p.m. on a Tuesday, and they wanted regular people to come in more than one of like me and my degenerate pals to come in and practice their little jokes. So during the show, they'd play that terrible diner radio

that we're all familiar with. And what would happen is it would get to a point in my act where I wasn't doing very well, you know, like right now. And then I would just look at my joke book and I was just like, it was there playing that terrible, dire radio and it's got like, it would just get to this point where I wasn't doing well

and I couldn't hear my failure in the silence. All I could hear my failure in was the song Unwritten by Natasha Bettinge. And so at God to this point I looked at my joke book and I was just like staring at the blank page before me. And it made me want to open up a dirty window and let the sound really made the words that I could not find. You know I was reaching for, okay you get it, I got it, okay. That was actually a song you guys, I didn't write that. I'll finish writing the joke eventually,

but for now the rest is still unwritten. Okay, let's move on. Yeah. Do you have the exploiting the joke? Does that make it fun here, John? We're there producing Christmas. Oh, a little late on it. And it's just, I know you were mesmerized.

I was going, I just like, what? You're explaining it. Does not make it any fun here. Your fungillation really not be contingent on me giving a shit about that song. Right. All right, it is time if we haven't done it already for the.

Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. And this one comes in from Adam Thoreau. Thank you, Adam. Checking out a show called Killem Kiden's Show. This is a doozy. It needs no setup. Hello, beautiful people. This is your host

Pani on killing a kindness show. Today's episode is men in general with them being bipolar, at the bridge in Panning's nervous anxiety anyways my general pigs, military pigs, I'm not saying all men general pigs but something will pop. Good points. Why is this the cringe of the week? Yeah, I thought that was pretty good. Yes, men are pigs as I eat a sugar daddy. Whatever she was chewing on, yeah, the stickiest possible substance that her gums, she's trying to four words. All right, principal uncertainty reached out to me and he said, Carl, do you know that Roseanne, bar?

You know, her podcast. She had Eddie Bravo on. I said, what? Really? I wanna see what these two are talking about. I wanna know what it's doing with these two nutcases. So I wanna have him check some of this out. Okay, I just have to qualify.

My only point of reference for Eddie Bravo is from Tinfoil Hat. Sam Tripoli had him on all the time because he's a die hard flatter through. Correct. Okay. We will get into that. But also, Rose and Barr is a little QAnani.

So the two of them meeting up, Mike, well, this is gonna be fun. This will be an interesting conversation. So up to this point, Eddie Bravo was the biggest conspiracy theorist I've ever heard. I've listened to a lot of Alex Jones. Eddie Bravo tops Alex Jones. Okay.

Alex Jones has to calm him down. What exactly is that? And he's just like, all right, all right, all right, all right. It's been reasonable. So it's great because right out of the gate, somehow Roseanne is able to out-cue a non-Eddie Bravo, which I've never seen this happen to before.

Did you see those pictures that they showed of what it was like inside when they had all the naked people at that table? What the Epstein temple? Did you see the pictures from inside on the Q drops? Like from like a drone or something? No, from like people's cell phones that they access. People have their fucking cell phones in there. That's hard, right? You know, I, you didn't see none of that. I didn't see. And you call yourself a conspiracy theorist. I see, I see like drone footage of like the temple and inside of the

side. I haven't seen that. Whether on their cell phones and the one you know is mysteriously shaped like somebody in our government. Now I look for whatever she's talking about. I cannot find in someone can find this photo. She's speaking up please. I don't think I want to see what she's talking about. But I just love to see any bro be like I know everything about up see now and yeah yeah wait what yeah what happened almost like Roseanne was duped by her shit yeah it was just AI art or something we talking about so I don't know I don't know what she's talking about I was just very impressed with Roseanne one up and yeah learning it over yeah? He's like, I am filled with shame. Yeah, he got somebody bravo on their fucker.

Oh, you mean you didn't see the picture of Nixon with Elvis and the Neptune Martian? Yeah, right. You see that? Oh, it's probably because I just made it up. I thought I saw it. So then they're talking about Rose-Anne's been in Hollywood a long time.

And so she's been to some of these parties and there's a lot of feelings about what's going on at Hollywood parties and drinking baby blood and all the different things that are going on. And I love that Roseanne's saying what her perspective was, she didn't get invited to a lot of parties, which it was funny. She's like, no one wanted to fuck me so I didn't get invited to parties like, sorry, checks out. But, um, this is what Roseanne picked up on when she was going to the parties at the biggest mansions in Hollywood.

Of course, this is what Roseanne would focus on makes nothing but sense. So, uh, while I did go to all these, uh, billionaire mansions and, uh, for parties, like a hundred fifty150 million mansion, they would have no food. 150 million dollars. Yeah, and there's no fucking food. So she's very focused on this fact, that she's not being fed.

Why am I here? Why do they come to this party? I can go to Arby's right now to have more fun than being here. What just booze and cocaine? No food. Right, Right. I didn't realize it.

I guess Roseanne wasn't a drinker back in those days. She seems like she is now, but she goes, yeah, I wasn't there to drink. I left by nine. So the food was not brought out by that point. That's all I know as what she's saying about this. So then we do get into how the Hollywood elite eat babies. So this is kind of a fun conversation.

Okay. But they never serve any fucking food. Interesting. And I don't understand that. I guess they don't eat. No, it's after you left when they brought out the baby buffet. I probably missed the baby buffet. What?

Yeah, you know how, don't you, I don't know if they were baby eaters, but a lot of them are. I have baby blood drinkers. I have no evidence of that at all. I don't either. It seems like it's, what's the difference between believing that people might drink baby blood

and then believing that earth is flat? You were telling me about that. I've heard it before. Well, there's a big difference. I guess in my mind, if you think that the elites are drinking baby blood, that's something they're doing behind closed doors and maybe they wouldn't want to get out. Whereas thinking the earth is flat

is very easily proven by science to not be corrupt. If you believe the other's flat, you're a fucking moron. I guess that's kind of, there are things going on. I don't know if people are drinking baby blood or eating babies. I don't know if that's true or not. But there are things that we find out. They're like, holy shit, I know that was going on.

Because no one wanted you to find that out. And then you find out and you go, well, that's fucking nuts. So I feel like those two conspiracies are very different. Just because of that, oh, I could be wrong. But I like that Rosanne of media just like, you don't know about people who drink a baby water. You don't know about fucking flammable drip,

but you know, world is flat. Right, so you think it was the fuck off my show? Like is your problem? So then they're talking about how we get in the flat earth stuff in a minute, but they talk about how Roseanne was red-pilled in the 90s because she met all of these kids who were trafficked in the Hollywood to become, quote unquote, sex slaves for the elite.

And all of them had the same story about growing up in this, this home somewhere in the Midwest and then, you know, the parents are neglectful and they sell the kids and then the kids get brought into Hollywood and blah, blah'll watch, he's like, you know, the first couple of times you hear that story, like, that can't be true. And then you hear it so many times, you realize that, oh, it must be true, there's something to this. That's really happened at least twice.

It's probably happened a few times. But they were also talking about the matrix. And I don't think that Roseanne understands, you've seen the matrix, right? The first one in 99 movie. I don't think it's real, everyone. But Roseanne does. Yeah.

But I don't think she really grasped the concepts. Maybe I'm the idiot here. She needs to rewatch it. Yeah, maybe. And yeah, they tell us what they had lived through. And your first year, like, that was crazy. And then after you're here at 15,000 times, the very same way, you're like, oh, wait. These weren't kids that were in Hollywood.

There were kids that were just in the traffic. Hollywood Boulevard, like, teen Hollywood Boulevard. Hollywood Boulevard. And what was the main thing? What was the main thing they said? Pretty much described the matrix. Do you know what I mean?

That's how it works. And it's all like business, trafficking, guns, drugs, human cargo. And that's what makes the whole world go around. Crime. What is your time? Okay, there were guns in the matrix. There were drugs or pills.

Okay, those two things are accurate. But that's not what the matrix was based on at all. Yeah, yeah. What on a simulation is what the matrix is based on. Oh, Miss Sexley, whoops, can I just download the adjusted Bieber protocols and go with that instead? Right. Can I have superhuman powers here?

Because it's not real. I just need to realize that. I can dodge bullets and not fuck Harvey Weinstein. Isn't that like a thing? Like, she's understanding the matrix at all for my perspective. And even Eddie's just like, uh huh. Yeah, crime and guns. Sure.

So Eddie's confused. And and for whatever reason and I love Roseanne, but she's nuts. She immediately turns that conversation about human trafficking and sex slaves and that's the same as the Matrix into Ukraine. That's what they're doing. Yeah. Look at Ukraine. Uh oh, I shouldn't have said that. No, we're on Rumble now. You can say. Oh, okay. Look at what you say Ukraine.

No, they told us we could not use it. You can't be critical of the Ukrainian war on YouTube. That's what they told us. That is not, by the way. It's crazy that she went to Ukraine from there, because that was not a good jumping off point for that. But can we say fake? Is it what she's getting at?

Well, I honestly don't know because they immediately changed the subject after that. I know. But the problem is, I see the movie Wag the Dog. Yes. See everybody's just like, they didn't Wag the Dog.

So it could be possible. Everything that they're telling you is fake. So Ukraine is fake. And it's so fucked head. Right. Wag the Dog equals Ukraine is fake. That's how people go from, oh, the matrix is fake. And it's so fucked head, you know, Wagged the dog equals Ukraine is fake. That's how people go from, oh, the matrix is real.

So the earth is flat. That's because it's all a shortcut doing actual thinking and learning. Interesting. That's what I think about people who think that the matrix is real. You could be right about that thinking that that was the jump to Ukraine

because I was confused by it, which is why I pulled that clip. Like, why should you bring up Ukraine? We're talking about, okay, but. Cuz it's all a work. Maybe it is. I don't know what they're talking about. But it is interesting that, and I've seen this in on YouTube, you can't be critical of the Ukraine war or Ukraine.

Can we say Canada sucks still? Is that still a lot on YouTube? Canada? Are we allowed to say that? Not Canadian YouTube. Can we say Canada sucks? Cardiff says no. What you don't care. Okay. Cardiff doesn't mind if we say Canada sucks. Okay. So now we're going to start into the flat earth tuck. And I didn't realize I thought Eddie Bravo because he surrounded my intelligent people. I thought they had talked sense into him by now. And Sam Tripoli. And Sandra. But I thought Joe Rogan or someone would have grabbed this guy and

been like, all right, listen, here's the reason why you're saying it. Fun's fun, but yeah, we're having a good time on the internet. But what are are we doing here so I didn't realize that he's still going out about flat earth it looks like we're in a lake and our shore is an ice wall and the middle of the lake ice wall you mean large large surrounded by ice yeah you watch video of it I mean there's mass video of it 200 for ice wall it's just like game 200 feet 200 feet all the way around. We're surrounded by an ice wall. That's what our container. I didn't even realize it's just like Game of Thrones. Again, you're what? People fucking watch each field.

They can't help f**king call the mountain asshole. We're surrounded by an ice wall. That's what our container. That's the water's level because if we were because if we were on a ball Mm-hmm And it's 25,000 miles in circumference right approximately. Yeah, there's a ball There's there's an equation that calculates the curvature and When it comes to a ball that's 25,000 miles in circumference Supposedly that's what they tell us that's 25,000 miles in circumference, supposedly, that's what they tell us, that's what NASA tells us.

Then the curvature formula is eight inches per mile squared. So that means every mile, there's eight inches of curvature. Cause it's a ball, it can't be level. So at a ball, it doesn't matter how big the ball is. As soon as you take one foot, you should be going lower. Okay. So, he just said, now I love to always bring up NASA.

No, what NASA wants to tell you, people figured this out, one before NASA existed. NASA wasn't just like, hey, let's start telling people the earth is round, like no, no, that was figured out, a long, long, fucking time ago. There's been a lot of research done on this topic, but okay. So he is saying that for every mile, I don't know why it says mile squared.

It's every square mile, the curvature would be eight inches. And I guess if you're talking about a square mile would be each way, right? Sure, okay. All right. I'm trying to grab my head around. Yeah, yeah. I haven't even looked into the research.

Even if that's what he's saying, go on. I think that's what he's saying. Okay. Right? So if we were to walk one mile, we would be eight inches lower than where we started considering it's round, right? Okay. Then he talks about how, now it's hard to calculate because there's peaks and valleys

on the Earth's surface. So it's hard to calculate because there's peaks and valleys on the earth's surface So it's hard to just walk in one direction and then calculate that because mountain not flat anywhere right Yeah, but he says but the oceans flat The water is gonna settle down regardless of what the topography is below it And so that's going to be flat so we should be able to calculate that if you're on an ocean So then he brings up this and this is where, I, I, I, I listened to him.

I did the formula myself, maybe I'm the idiot because any problems we're talking about this for years. And I got to imagine someone, if, if, if I'm correct to what I'm saying, someone else would have pulled up his head and be like, how do you got to stop saying this? Cause this is so stupid. There's no valleys in that, so you can measure curvature on water.

So, on water, at 100 miles, based on the curvature formula, based on 25,000 miles in circumference, at 100 miles, there should be six that approximately 6,000 feet of curvature. So if you're on the ocean at a hundred miles, you wouldn't be able to see anything at a hundred miles because there's the curve. It's a ball. You're saying it's a ball. So we're right here. So that's right. There's a hundred miles. Right. 100 miles. You're right here. There's a hundred miles. You are on a ball. I can't see a hundred miles out. I'd water. That's true. I can't see 100 miles. You can't see 100 miles out on water. That's true.

You can't see 100 miles out in front of you. So he just said if it's 100 miles, based on eight inches per mile, pretty easy math. That's 800 inches. He said 8,000 feet. It'd be 67 feet. This is like really simple math to do. A hundred miles at eight inches of mile is 800 inches.

That's a long way to go to go down 800 inches, which is probably why everything he's saying is skewed in nonsense. He's never understanding basic formulas. I haven't taken math classes in a very long time. It's not like math formulas have ever been proven wrong and revised and updated. That's never happened. It's so fucking basic and simple with this fucking guy. Does he just insist on at least these days being around someone crazier than him? Maybe because she has no follow-up questions for this.

Well, her son, who's producing the show, starts to call him out. Okay. And he's like, nope, that's right, that's right. He's like, okay, whatever. He just gets out of the way. It's like, all right, we got any brim on the show. It's right. It's simple.

It's simple math for a simple man. Yes. And that's why everything is simply with Patrick Michael. It's simply this. It's simply that. Yeah. Because he's a simple person. Because they're simple.

Right. They don't understand complexity and how these things work. Tom Myers with that. Yeah. Because he's a simple person. Because they're simple. Right. They don't understand complexity and how these things work. Tom Myers with politics. Yeah. He doesn't fucking understand that there's new ones to all of us. All right. So then Roseanne asks the question, which is always a good question, whenever there's a conspiracy, why are they covering this up? Why don't they want us to know the earth is flat?

This is a ginormous conspiracy. Every single person ever flown flown an airplane would have to be in on this conspiracy. There's so many people that would be in on this to be faking the earth being around for all these years and centuries. So why are they doing that? This is a crazy response. Blatter. Okay, but they're going to take it to their control. Because they don't want you to know. They don't want us to know what's the big threat that we would know it's flat. What does that? That's the truth. They don't want us to know the truth. They want us on a ball. Don't go anywhere. You're just going to go in a circle. You're

going to go stay where you're at. Don't go anywhere. We would explore. We would explore. We would we would find that there's a lot of hidden lands under the ice? No, on the other side. I'll be on the other side of the ice. If we're like a lake, there's a bunch of lakes. I get it. There's a bunch of lakes. I totally get you. OK. The hiding land.

They're not telling us about everything. They got us in the center. They got us locked in the center and slaked. We're not a ball spinning through space. Do you think you're spinning a million miles an hour? No, because my hair ain't even moving. Exactly. They're telling us we're spinning four different ways

that speeds you can't see. They're telling us that the Earth is spinning on its own axis at 1,000 miles an hour. And then the Earth is spinning around the sun at 60,000 miles an hour. And then the sun is spinning around the center of the Milky Way at six hundred and sixty six thousand miles everything is six six six six uh oh yeah I think you're right about the simple man uh yeah seriously holy shit correct now she's talking to him like he's a babbling homeless person oh I get it oh yeah okay we know it was funny when he said that at the end there's a lot to unpack from that we

said that the end when he was talking about a hundred miles and I did the calculation that it's 800 inches, that is 66.6 feet. What? I did the real math and I got to 66.6. So if he knew that, I don't know, that blow is mine too. So this is what's so stupid. So first off, he thinks that this whole lie is because

there's land, we're returning to explore space. So if people don't explore land, that's right over there. Like, ah, well, I don't wanna go anywhere because then the wall's so high. I don't know what's going on over there. Like, what do you think is over there? They're protecting, that doesn't make any fucking sense.

I thought the flat earth, that was the edge. And you fall off the edge. When you get over the edge. That's what I thought. Right, I didn't know there was a fucking, what does he go on for infinity earth? What is he talking about? So stupid.

Doesn't make any fucking sense. Also, that's where the green grass is. Right, and it's greener. That's as much greener. Also, the other thing here is so stupid. And flat earth, any problem is one of the dumber flat earthers, but flat earthers always like to bring this up to like,

they think we're going a thousand miles per hour spinning around? How is that possible? I don't feel like I'm moving at all. And it's like, okay, everything's proportional, dummy. On an airplane, I'm going 500 miles per hour. If I was at a motorcycle, that would be scary as fuck. I didn't play it.

I'm reading a book. I'm just picking my nose. I have a fucking carrier in the world. And that's just, you know, a mile up for whatever it is. So, so that's so fucking stupid. No, 30,000 feet, be a lot more than a mile. But you understand my point. That's so fucking stupid to not realize that, okay,

now you're on this giant land mass that's a ball fly through space. That's infinite. And if you're going a billion miles per hour, you wouldn't know it. Fucking idiots. I love this shit. I love it too. It's so fascinating to me that people actually think this shit.

And then Roseanne goes, okay, hold on, it's like, everybody's shut up. I got a joke. So this is hilarious. Did they do that test? Oh, so the test. I got a joke. Excuse me.

Yeah, when you're done, let us know, because I have a quick. And now I forgot it. No, it was a, and they can't come up with a cigarette that cures cancer. Good point. I love that. Good joke, grandma. Thanks for interrupting the conversation with that hilarious. Good stuff. All right. Stop the presses. I'll leave you with some words of wisdom. They're talking about smoking weed and how important that is for them. And I think Rose. Finally, something we can all agree with.

Someone we can all agree with. And I think Rose Ann says, well, you know, you're smoking. It probably isn't great for you, bringing smoking deer lungs. Eddie's got an answer for that. But I think that the smoking and like the dirt it leads behind to whatever, I think it's just as harmful as like dirty feet. Like yeah, you had dirty feet, but it's not really gonna do anything.

That helps benefits way out, way out, you got dirty feet. You know what Rodney Derset was? He said to me, he goes, it's, you can't fucking live on this planet when you're old without drugs. And he was so right and alcohol. There's no fucking way to make it through without them two things. Well, that's shut him up. Yeah, right. Rodney's got

some points there. Nothing. He also said Roseanne, you're an unfuckable whore. And that's coming from Rodney Dangerfield. He's most unfuckable man. He made an entire act about it. And even he's just like, I love him. I know. So I just love that he goes, well, I mean, getting shit in your lungs is just like getting your feet dirty. Well, you can wash your feet. You don't understand the difference.

You understand that? Well, all your blood circulates so you're fucking body. I believe that he does not understand the difference. Any problem is insane. I honestly thought he was smarter than this. I don't know why, I thought that. He's a character.

But he makes the rest of us queue and on people seem to, oh, did I say that? Oh, no, no. Oh no. I was on the Drew and Mike show and I brought up the fact that Fauci is responsible for gain of function research at the Wuhan lab.

Obama made it illegal in 2014 in the United States, so they secretly funded it over there. And that's where COVID-19 came from. And I listen to the boner line where they have the voice mailers calling in. It'd be like, this carol guy is a lunatic. He thinks that Fauci did something wrong. Fauci's great. He's our god.

He's amazing. I'm just like Shit people are so stupid. No doctors ever made money off the medical He's worth a $11 million. He's supposed to be a public servant My buddy Ed the editor put together a song parody, you know, we have the Carl song parody contest sludging along and So he put together a song for us. This is a bitch man with a femme hand. So I can crack up beer and watch Stuttering Jay Turn white as a ghost and pisses fame away. What a damn day Let's see what's new a shit podcast

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Thank you very much add the add of their for sending that in and continue to send in your song parodies about me and continue to send in your song parodies about me and we'll play them on the show and who knows? Somebody might win something some day. You'd never know. The last winner of a song parody contest was Dave from Canada, who I saw at the live show Detroit. And I said, hey man, we owe you merch. I tried to ship them something once

and he lives in a weird area, like a no-go zone or something, they can't ship shit to him. And I can't remember if he took me up on that or not. I'll have to ask great story of ours. Shut up in the jiggle department. I'm just gonna talk to him. Broadstruck the merch table and said,

take whatever you want. I'm gonna take whatever you want. I saw him after the show and I got, did you grab something yet? Cause I told him to. Yeah. I'm trying to do the right thing here, Andy. I don't know if people realize that now

We talked last week about Tom Myers and his unique new delivery So Somebody brought up in our subreddit that People are noticing he's copying the Scottish community and then Frankie Boyle. Oh, I was wondering who that is. Okay, so I grabbed a clip here for us to check out. See if you can pick up on the summaries between Tom Myers, New Delivery Style and this gentleman here. Hello! All righty, but okay.

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It is. Probably. The funniest fucking thing because they're talking about our new review girl. And they described us as dork and kindie. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, which is pretty fucking good. I think somebody even calls them like, well, this is going to obviously be the wrap of the net news this week, which is still can be.

If you'd like it to be, did I fuck it up? Cardiff. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. What's going on, buddy? Good. How are you? Fantastic.

Cardiff comes on the show. He's in the green room and then he like works on stuff. Yeah. So when I bring him up, he's always shocked by it, not ready. Well, you don't exactly say I'm going to bring card if up now. Nope. I never do it. Yeah. I definitely fuck with you. I wanted to give a quick Kevin Brennan update. So I thought I'd bring you on. I know how you feel about Kevin Brennan.

Brennan. Right on cue. See this guy's a pro right now. Kevin Brennan brought Chad Zumak back on his show. Chad made a return to the desperate Kevin is at this point. He's got nothing else going on on MLC. So losers sucking each other off. Oh, it's so bizarre that so Chad starts talking about, he claimed that I get butt hurt when people goof on me. This guy who's endlessly but hurt about us,

goofing on him is insane. So he was talking about how we played that video clip of him trying to clown Stuttering John and he's really bad at it. Cause he's playing John. Yeah, please. Can I just say you bring me on almost every episode and I do nothing but shit on you.

No shit. And this is all this whole thing started. It's all this stuff. It's all this stuff started as you shitting. Yeah, please. Can I just say you bring me on almost every episode and I do nothing but shit on you. No shit. And this is how this whole thing started. It's how this whole thing started. You shitting. Every sub right in, every review. I have a song very kind of voice. I'm just too fast.

I'm gonna give you prizes. If you make me laugh, goofing on me. Just want to really, I really want to explain it to Chad. Yes. So this whole thing where Chad complained because we were showing him laughing for, for no reason, estadiring John, because he didn't have anything because he's bad at this. And he's like, Hey, Carl, just play stuff out of context. No, I, that was a long clip. That was a long clip. There's a long clip where I let him set it up. You

know, you got to see the things that are John was doing. I was rolling. I was howling. I was watching this bad funniest thing. And and then he started playing it and then the big punch line the big revenge Oh, this is the funniest part John takes his empty and Chuck's it Yeah, throws you can which is like John trying to be funny and interesting and that's I think Chad falls for because he's a fucking idiot Doesn't understand why we go find John at all. Yeah, so why he was never good at this What's this guys so then he gets on Kevin Brennan's show. I started complaining about that. Oh yeah, Carl is saying I'm not good at this

and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Cause he takes things out of context. The funny part about that, I wanna point out. I have yet to put that video out. In order to see that video, you have to be on our Patreon or Supercast or YouTube channel. Because I haven't put that out,

which tells me what's likely happening, is that there's people who watch my show or a person who loves it when I goof on Chad and pulls the clip and sets it to him like, hey, look at what Carl said about you. And check this out, Carl's being a dick. And Chad thinks he's his buddy, yeah.

Yeah, yeah. Chad thinks it's a buddy, but it's something, yeah. I got your back, man. Here you go think that's the body of men. That's something. Yeah. I got your back, man. Here you go. Look at what Carl's saying. So I just thought that was funny because Chad, again, just endlessly doesn't get it.

He's so bad at this. He doesn't know why he's not funny. Who was on there with him? Quad father. And Chad kept ragging on him going, dude, you're not good at this man. You're not funny. Looking in the mirror, you're looking at a computer screen because you've never been good at this chat.

You're never funny, you've been terrible twice on my show and every example I've seen since then has been the same thing. You can't snipe videos well. You can't do it. I mean, the only funny thing he's ever done was when he was taking cues from Shuly. Yes. And that was the funniest thing he ever did when somebody else was telling him how to be funny.

Yeah. And only because we knew that's what was happening in the behind the scenes. Well, that's Chad. Chad doing that to the quad fathers. He's just trying to elevate himself to the Bob chair and push the quad. So he wants to make a new Chad Zumak that him and Kevin can shit on. Right. So he's looking for somebody less than him in that third Mike. Good luck. Well, it's either going to be ski mask or it's going to be the quad

father. It is funny that even when Chad rejoins the show, they still have on the bottom. He's still sitting down there in the quad fathers sitting in the the Bob chair, sort of speak. Chad has his own hot sauce, like a lot of these comics do. He didn't even know the name of it. He tried to promote it. He didn't even have the name right? He read Davido did. He read Davido did.

Chad. Ah. What are you doing? Why are you so bad at this? And then for some reason. You wanna say, I've been approached by the same hot sauce company. Me too, I know, it's at mind in the works.

I would call it Zom same hot sauce company me too. I know it's at mines in the works. I would I would call it Zomac pump Because he's an alcoholic I get it Bob and Tom said you're higher. It's pretty good stuff so Then for some reason Kevin Brennan is watching all of our clips that we're putting on YouTube all the time Because as soon as I get brought up, he starts, stick it for some man to be. It's so bizarre to be coming up. Everybody goes, oh yeah, Carl's making fun

of some man to be. Someone who's been on television for 20 years, like your brother who you think isn't funny at all co-created this chapouse channel. You don't realize that people could be untalented and still be on television? He has a Netflix special. Neil Brennan has a Netflix special.

Kevin has a YouTube channel. So is that what we're judging things out now? And I couldn't believe it. I was here. I'm like, Kevin, do you want to stick, I almost tweeted at him, but I'm not at that point. Yeah. Do you want to defend Samantha B on my show?

Do you want to come out here and defend Samantha B? I'd love to know why I'm missing the joke on this. Please come out here. Please, it's wide to me. He's my show. Do you want to come out here and defensive at the beat? I don't want to know why I'm missing the joke on this. Please come out here and tell us why he's so hilarious. I'd love to know. Please don't go back to that well. No more cement to be. No more cement to be. I agree with you on that.

But it's not because Kevin thinks he might have to be funnier talented. It's because he doesn't like me. Yeah, he's got nothing, by the way. He's got nothing. That's what he's going to. Is it that fucking weird, though, that, and I respect Kevin as a comedian, and's what he's going to. Is it that fucking weird though that,

and I respect Kevin as a comedian, and I think he's had a good career. I enjoy his work, but the fact that everything he says is just about spite. Has nothing to do with his actual opinion on anything. Yeah. So fucking weird to me. And I really proved it with that something

that have to be stuff. It is stuttering John Lovall. I mean, it is. And Kevin's a funny guy. He could come up with some jokes. No, for sure. Maybe, I don't know. No, for sure.

If, I can't tell him how to live his life. Kevin's gonna come and what am I gonna do? But speaking of Chad, Tuky's got a new Chad song that I would play for you guys. This is a fun, whenever Tuky has a song, it's always enjoyable for the whole family. Oh, my boys and girls, it is your good pal Tukki. Are you ready for a song? Yay!

The thighs on Chad go Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, the fat thighs on Chad go Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, the fat thighs on Chad, go Swiss, Swiss, Swiss, when he lies, string through the town. We're a pretty short Chad, where's eyeliner, eyeliner, eyeliner, we're a pretty short Chad, where's eyeliner, when he lies, string through the town. The views on a stream go down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, down, the views on a stream go down down down down down down down down the views on a stream go down down down when he lies through the town the people at a show chant boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo boo the people at a show chant boo boo boo boo boo

Chad's a fat lesbian Chad Chad has a smaller cock than Ray DeBito. Ray DeBito. Ray DeBito. Chad has a smaller cock than Ray DeBito. When he lies, you through the town. The tits on Chad, bounce up and down. Up and down. Up and down, the tits on Chad, bounce up and down.

When he lies, lies through the town. Yeah. That was fantastic boys and girls. You are all such great singers. Such better singers than Chad is a comedian. Fantastic. Yeah. Great job, Tookie.

Start to grow on me that Tookie guy. What a lyricist, really is something else. So he's right. He's right. Today is centering John's birthday. He's doing a birthday show. Started about 10 minutes ago. You guys want to pop in?

Oh, today is because he was already bitching yesterday that people weren't giving him a super chat. I know. First birthday when it wasn't his birthday. He's like a teenage girl. His birthday last multiple days. Birthday week. Yeah. No one even celebrated me by decorating my locker with the fog. Oh,

Chad, Chad did the same thing when he's doing those birthday shows. Only birthday shows. Can you do so pathetic? One online. I posted one on thread. Oh, he's just got and face. The mind is touched brother back. Took it down from thread saying that it was. Wow. John is back, baby. posted one on threads and the and the and

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Yeah. So there's so much going on in politics, Brett. But first, I want to thank you because when you posted my Trump phone call thing, hey, there's so much going on in politics. Today, just now. So it's my, you want to hear more about that Trump phone call sturdardronlive.com, March 10th coming into the crowd. He'll be definitely be talking about that at the live show.

So my boy, Stutch O's fair use baloney factory, just put together this video I I saw a crop up today. But I thought I would share. This is a fun one for us. What is the manga? I'm one man. I just bought this shirt. Who's a school teacher.

I was the host of the Pro Football Arm wrestling championship in Vegas airing on CBS, two specials, two-hour specials, dummy. We changed kids' lives for the better. Just a bunch of losers. I received the myriad of cards, email, text. I didn't get fucking cat food. I didn't get kitty letter. From parents and students. I made J-letter and Howard Stern-Ladden. Have you?

Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. I'm the Dabler. For Chaden Jew. The kids live for the better. F***ing f***ing f***ing f***ing. Everybody here, everybody here. Let's get you to real. Get stoned by mom. Retarded. Retarded. Retarded. I'm not gonna call myself hot dog a hamburger or pizza or you know.

That thing where he's doing curl from aqua teed animation is the funniest shit that he's doing right now but that's awesome. That is fantastic. That dark brand in short. Awesome. That is fantastic. That dark brand in shirt. I was just like thinking, I don't want, I mean, observant report, but if you're gonna send things to John's house, like food, yeah, yeah.

Why not take care of the cats and send cat food and do it? That's actually a good idea, right? Yeah. It's not those cats fault that their owner is stuttering, John. I was watching a clip the other day where John Has the grub hub driver or whatever show up at his door and he's doing the live shows He's just like come in yeah, yeah Come in right and it's like they don't come into your house

I need to order it going yeah This is like and find out the phone number who placed it and I looked at 40 block them Can you grab me a couple more beers please? We're the authorities on this. The grub of police. Can you talk about it? Can you go back and bring cat litter and get in cat food? So I forgot it.

I mentioned this already. I'll plug it again. The Stuttering John Round Table is gonna be taking place. This Friday 4 p.m. Eastern time on the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel. It is going to be star-studied myself, producer Chris. Yes. Truly, Bob Levy and Tuky will all be there to discuss the week in Center John.

It's a big week. It's a birthday week. It's a big week. A birthday extravagant. So it's sniping. He's 59 now. I think he's 58. 58, okay.

I think, I don't know. We'll find out. Stay tuned. I'll do my research out of that for sure. Update the obituary. Speaking of old people, Kill Tony. Now Ryan Sheets wrote me, and this has been making the rounds a little bit, so I apologize, but this is fantastic.

So Kill Tony had a show, you know, they do pretty big live shows in front of big audiences and it's Tony Hingeclath obviously. And he's got Shane Gillis, Arisha Fier, Mark Norman, Lewis J. Gomez, Zach Amico. This is a star studded from a comedy perspective. And then they bring out Rick Flair. So Rick Flair is on the show and the whole purpose of the show is to let amateur comedians come up do a minute long set and then tear them apart for sucking. That's the point of the show. That's why it's the only real podcast Patrick Michaels have ever been on because that's

the point of the show is to's to rip out people's socket comedy. And I remember Vinny went to Ric Flair's roast, and I think it was in Nashville. And I remember Vinny telling me the story of Ric Flair lecturing everyone about the jokes they told. And now they were not appropriate. It's a roast, you know, you can make flies. Like, nope, that is inappropriate. So Ric Flair does not have such a humor at all.

Yeah, this is not a good show for him to be on by any means. Have you seen any of this yet, Cardiff? No. Okay. So he shows up, he gets introduced, he's already wasted to reply. So 74 year old man who's been here, and he's been hit on that a lot.

He's not in good health. I know Tony says they were out drinking all night. I don't think Rick ever stopped. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They said they got wasted the day before. They started drinking like 230 in the afternoon out drinking all night. I don't think Rick ever stopped. Right. Yeah, yeah, they said they got wasted the day before they started drinking like 230 in the afternoon, drank all night, and then they were drinking again all day leading up into this.

I present to you the 16 time champion of the world. Ladies and gentlemen, this is the gentleman. Yeah! This is the life. Come on in, you're rich. The man, the man, the legend, the nature boy. The necklaces, the roll-ass, the sunglasses, The Nature Boy. The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The The Yeah, Rick is not he's hobbling out there and it's not just because he's badly injured for many, many decades. He is wasted. Okay. So now fast forward a little bit.

They have this guy Daniel up to do his set. Daniel's not very funny. And so the comics are all getting their shots in. And Daniel, what can we have to do to convince you to stop doing stand-up comedy here tonight? How do we turn this into a retirement party for you? Now, if you're listening to this, what's happening on the stage at this point,

about 30 minutes into the show? Ric Flair is just staring at his phone. He's almost motionless, staring at his phone. And Zach Amico makes a joke nodding to Rick Flare right here, and Rick doesn't even react to it. Because this is, it's, there's no. It's not even retirement, don't watch some people. They don't, they don't.

Woo! You're playing the sleep. Did Paul sleep? Oh, sorry, I'm done. No, he's on his phone. He's on his phone. He's like fun, Joe Biden. He's scrolling. It's literally scrolling the bright part out. That's it. And Ari Shuffer might be as wasted as Ric Flair. Yeah, he's a point that I was shirtless of yelling things out. I'm pretty sure he's either ordering an Uber or firing his manager.

At this point, he's very upset. Well, it's bizarre because I don't know if he's an upside thing, is that out of it at this point? Because he's going to talk a lot coming up. But they're literally all talking about him. He's on a stage and he's that upset, I think he's that out of it at this point, because he's gonna talk a lot coming up. But they're literally all talking about him, he's on a stage and he's not even moving. Yeah. He's not even looking up or looking around, he's completely chucked out at this point.

And now, well, there was a conversation, I can't remember what it was though, but it was a precursor to this, where they almost didn't even have Zach and Louis on. It's too much. I think they didn't even know that they were going to be able to get Rick. And then they're just like, all right, Lewis and Zach, you guys can be on it. It's too many people. It's way too many people. They're not even all at the table. Yeah, Mark's not even really like, yeah, Mark's on the side. Lewis and Zach are behind the table. So yeah, it's too many people.

And then the guy that the comic on the stage, you're Daniel tries to get a joke in about Rick. And these are these days on their phone, am I right, guys? Shut up, Daniel. You're not part of this thing. Sorry, that's why it's Tony's charm. Right there, just be like, shut the fuck up, let the comics talk.

We just saw what you do. You're not good at this. So this is where Rick gets out of soapbox and explains that it's not cool to rip out people. And it's so weird. Yeah. The audience is all just like, is he joking and this has to be joking?

I don't know. I prepared him for what this show was. Or did they and he forgot? Because at this point Tony has given those, I told him, this was the deal but that was like eight beers ago. I don't know. So this is crazy. What did you think that was your dead head?

He said that. There's something to give out all your heroes. He was. He washing you though, you know, I mean I got to hop on this. Yeah. I get to thank you. No, you're a you're not really it. Thank you. You're really incredible.

Thank you. Hey. No, no. Hey, guys, guys. How do you mean to say who that first time? That's the first time. I want people to understand something. I'm here having fun.

But as long as it's fun, it's fun. When it becomes something that I'm not comfortable with and saying something bad, I don't do that. In a minute, he goes that way, I'm out of here. Like sideways. That's all. What's that? What's that? That was fun. That was fun.

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I know, I know. And all of a sudden he's just like, that's not goof on people. I wasn't the only one thinking about helicopter penis. Okay. Yeah, right, exactly. So the fact the only one thinking about helicopter penis. Okay. Yeah, right. Exactly. So the fact that he's lecturing everyone at a roast that roasting is bullying and not

good is insane. So then this guy who is a wrestling coach comes in and that happened to you at a roast. Remind me. You participate in a roast battle where you made a joke joke and everybody's just like that's too far Carol They hand me up against a very tuppy man. Yeah, oh, Fancho You're out so so this this wrestler comes up or and when I say wrestler like he teaches wrestling in high school He's a wrestling coach and so Rick Flair already has a kinship with him

and so they, someone tries to make a joke with him. Lewis Johnson. Lewis tries to make a joke here and that doesn't go well. Oh, yeah. No, it's great. Have you ever commentated on anything before? No, no, I haven't commentated on anything before.

And based on how this is going. Oh my god, this is so fucking boring. Holy shit. Rick Flair, can are a wrestling coach. How does it feel to have a performance like that in front of Ric Flair? Fuck! No, Dave. Actually, I'd be honest with you. I respect that very much.

My son was a great amateur wrestler. And this is why I'm going to ask for you. I respect that very much. My son was a great amateur wrestler. And this is why I'm going to make this. This is why, come here guys. This is why I'm leaving after I say this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I have more respect for people that take their time to support any youthful athletic event. By someone's a great amateur wrestler,

he died of a heroin overdose. Into the 13th, I don't know, I don't know, you're that. I'm over that. But anybody that could take a time away from their life to support kids and make them better, because I can tell you right now, from Perussoxperience, be more buddy, because I believe in my heart. That's me. You ever had Asian pussy?

I guess that's funny. What are the ages of the people that you're coaching, guy? It's high school age, so ninth grade. Rick, don't leave. Are you really leaving? He's worse at reading a room than blind Mike at this point. We'll show where everybody is. No, no, I'm sure everybody. I love you. Thanks for doing this. I'll see you afterwards No, you're good. You're good. You love you make some story. Everybody

Thank you all for all respect I will never sign up to make fun of people that donate their time. I won't. I swear to God, I respect you all. And thank you for coming out. I can have fun. I will never make fun of time of people

that donate their personal time to make in children better. Ric Claire everybody. Allegiance, the nature boy. Kimmy are you're sweet at sober here. Come on. The great Ric Claire. Make sure he gets a great evening. That's funny. Yeah. Ooh.

Yeah. Which 20-year-old motherfuckers played that music? It was a- that was John King. So right there, that was the guy that was- That was the guy that was Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson.

Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. Lee Thompson. All right, okay, thank you so much. Set the fuck down. Jesus Christ.

Tony Ripley has a point. This show is demeaning. It really is. It really is. It's fucking me. I tried to warn him. I warned him. I warned him.

I warned him seven beers ago, which was the problem. I should have warned him right before. The nature boy. There's no nature in either You need to go next motherfucker Here is wasted I believe I don't know that was so key though that whole segment Because you were having a little fun with the dropboard with Rick was getting a little too serious But that piano part that guy did that live on stage And that was just the funniest thing that happened.

No doubt. That was great. So yeah, I don't think Gross and Ric Flair mix well. Well, it's a bunch of horse shit too, because I'm not gonna throw anybody's name under the bus, but somebody was in Nashville at the roast and said that they were doing like a 3D printing Like a vent where you could get a 3D print of you and Rick Flair

Yeah, and there was a guy in a wheelchair that was having a little trouble getting his wheelchair in there and Rick Flair's just like get him the fuck out of you. I don't have time for this move along We should have a lot of that story. So shut the fuck up, Ripley. Oh, I'm not going to I'm not going to let this happen to an innocent bystander. That's funny. Obviously the guy in the wheelchair doesn't help kids. Right. Yeah. Yeah. That was only two. He's just a kid that needs help. Cardiff. Yeah. They do. Is he going? He's going, oh, yeah, I volunteer. People who volunteer their time. No wrestling coaches get paid. Yeah teachers get paid that are volunteering their time to help check.

I mean, they're it's also good. I'm not complaining about it, but it's not volunteer work. Then it just became, I will never make fun of time. Yeah. That's what producer Christians is like. I think this guy's drunk.

I don't know. I could be real. I'm jealous. I'll have what he's having. All right. You know what? Because Cardiff has taught me better manners. I'm going to announce we're going to bring on a review girl now. Make sure she's ready to come on Annie. Oh, hello.

Oh, hello. Hello. How are you doing, Annie? Good. Did you, uh, did you witness the debut of Kendi or new review girl? Well not the debut but I did catch it afterwards. Yeah that's what I'm talking about. What did you think about Kendi? I think she did a

great job. Oh god. I thought she was a bitch. I mean, you know she had a little bit of an attitude but you know sometimes you need to be put in your place. Jesus Christ. I don't know what's going on right now. Oh you need to be put in your place. Jesus Christ. I don't know what's going on. Oh, you need to have the money. I mean, Vic went down to see somebody's got to come back in here and give you what for.

I do have, I don't know if I want to tease this or not, but I do have good news about Hannah potentially making a comeback. And who knows Mary Beth as well. Like I said, Lousey with review girls. Wow, wow, wow. That are sharpened up, Annie. That's my pressure's on now. All right, it's time for everyone's favorite game show.

And we crushed Cardiff this last episode. It really was, really was a blowout Cardiff You're humiliated So any got it right So I'm gonna guess I'm gonna guess that you are gonna bring it this time around And maybe I did make this one shorter. I appreciate that. Yes, you brought it already But I'm gonna guess this one's gonna be a

difficult one. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. An alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien. Indeed. They want to give these cops. First of they want to cut the police defund them. Yeah, defund them. Second off You're starting them out if lucky and in a good state, you know at 30,000 a year. Yeah with benefits Okay, shot after tax is what do you make 22? Okay, so now Every day you're like if you're pulling somebody over you don't know what's in that. Yeah, I mean you don't know every day You don't know if you're gonna make it home for a family and now you want to cut them you want to cut the police force That's just insane and then on top of that I give them the equipment that they need and then on top of that

So you have a million police officers and you got three bad ones just like there's What did Tommy say next here are your choices number one three bad cookies in every jar be there's good people in prison two next a bad apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You know that cereal with the two scoops? It's not all raisins. Lastly, Tesla sometimes makes a car. That's a lemon. But most Teslas are lemonade to catch. An alien. Well written this written this this we card if I have to say suck at hamburger. This is good. This is well written. Doesn't mean I'm not going to win. I am convinced it's B. There's also just like there's good people in prison. I love next bad apple fall for the tree. If that's the one, I'll be very happy. Trucker Andy, what did I say you?

I'm doing next, I think that's the thing. I can hear him saying that. I could too, but I also know that Cardiff comes up with things like that. Andy, what do you think? I'm gonna go with three bad cookies, number one. Okay, and producer Chris. I locked in B.

Okay, you and I are both on B. Correct. Okay, so Cardiff wins if it's four or five or Tesla's or 11 to 11. No, he loves Elon and then on top of that, and then on top of that, so you have a million police officers and you've got three bad ones, just like there's three bad cookies in every jar. Congratulations, Annie. Bad cookies in every jar.

What do you mean there's that? I'm making cookies. Yeah, those are the big news. Why are there three bad cookies? There aren't any cookies. There aren't any cookies. Right, but like if you make a batch of cookies, they're all the same.

Three out of a million Oh wow It's incredible a hound on those three bad ones that that did something wrong But that's in every industry, but what I don't agree with is what about the other bad ones What about the other 900,000 cops are decent guys? I think there's I think there's yeah, I think that's all for this time Wait a second. How many millions of cops were there to be good with? I'm trying to figure out one million. Oh, there's just a one million. Three out of one million. Nine hundred thousand is the difference. This is like Eddie Bravo, my half of these two. I'm 99,99,99, 97. I'm coming back next time to find out if you have the two scoops of raisins to catch an alien.

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We won't do it every Wednesday, but I just I can't Care I'll do it all right. Well, let's get out of here So this is what we're doing. Um, then I talked in commentary to about how I did a photo shoot with the cake that I'm about to jump out with and I did it step by step like every step of the, oh yeah. I found that was recently. You used them in a girls' neck store calendar, right? I used one of them in the girls', but I said whether I was going to do for them was frame

them and give them to have as a Christmas present. Or some of them. So I don't know if I've ever made a flip book. I could. I remember do flip books. I still could. I have all of them. I love flip books.

They're so funny. I used to have this one when I was a kid from the Disney store and you flip it and it's Cinderella's dress going from like rags to the dress. Ooh, I like that one. I haven't seen a flip book in a millie. You know what, there used to be like a party favor that I went to where you step in like a photo booth type thing

and it makes it, and you do like a whole like little thing and then it makes a flipbook out of it. Oh, that's cool. There's one in front of you on the couch. These dumb horrors are so fucking out of it. They can't even be on their phone. Dumb horrors, Andy. Dumb horrors.

These are the girls next door, who are now doing a show called Girls Next Level, where they go back and remember the times when they were at E.E. or T.V. television with our boy Hugh Hefner. Remember when we were getting attention? Yeah, let's talk about that again. We are young and happy to pay attention to us, but not really, but kind of. Okay. Hooray days.

I like it. So that's from M in the discord suggesting that we do girls next level looking forward to that. Andy, what's going on on all apologies? Yeah, all apologies podcast follow us on Instagram, Apple and Spotify, but I sent over a teaser so you can kind of get a taste of what's going on over there. We did Paul, Dean this week. I believe that every creature on this earth, every one of God's creatures was created equal. No matter who you choose to go to bed at night with, no matter what

church you go to pray, I believe that everyone should be treated equal. And that's the way I was raised. I don't care if you're a creature serving me a mint jula or if you're a bear riding a tricycle in the circus. I don't care if you're a monkey with a top rider or a worm that I stepped on trying to get a mint julo. Did you see that creature slam dunk that basket ball about all these creatures around here? Jesus Christ.

They're all the same to the... Yeah, Pauline had to go on the today's show and answer for all her racist indiscretions and that's what we talked about. And she apologized for those? Oh, yeah. Do you think she apologized a little? Everybody was like, get the fuck out of here.

And then she apologized a little more. They were like, still not good enough. And then Matt Lauer of all people took her to task on the today's show and yeah it was hilarious and then he learned how to apologize and he's all right goddamn there is an endless well isn't there I love it it really is amazing the all apologies podcast with I still come trucker and I know I'm'm old fashioned. Yeah, yeah. But and Joe six back retired trucker Andy over there. Andy Q public doing that show.

Producer Chris we have the round table, sit on the round table. It's Friday at 4 p.m. Correct. Anything else you want to promote? Fort Elita Tequila Rebusato has been missing from the shelves lately. Send a bottle to our, uh, P.O. Box. Yeah, to our P.O. Box. Who are these? Com. Is where you find our address. You like.

You can send. This is where you can send us. If you, if you check out our website, you find the contact information, we have a P.O. Box and you can send us hot sauce. Tequila. Buffalo trace bourbon, drugs. We will accept all things. So if you appreciate the show and you think,

give him a carl five bucks a month, it's enough. Yeah, I know, I get that note a lot for people. How do I do more for you? I should warn you, Carl. I believe John is writing the postal inspector right now. Oh, no. He's going to have. They're going to discover all the drugs and outsides calling them right now. Are these legal care and peppers? Let me talk to your manager. Oh, Annie, what's going on? You got a show with Dylan from somewhere these days. Is that

happening? Yes. We have what is this game every other Wednesday. We will be recording next Wednesday. We're doing Valheim. It's a Viking survival game. And we'll be recording the following, I guess every other week. And we also have Mondays weekly, who is one of the colors for the show, kind of going on the show. Nice. Yeah. You're growing them. That's awesome. I imagine it's not just because you guys have one more. Tees, I mean, it's a bigger one. I mean, I was in the middle of a sentence, but.

I mean, hey, it's, I mean, this, he was you would also interrupt you and he's gonna be on the show. Oh, he was there, right? You rebounded nicely with that. I got him for the eighth of November. Excellent. Very good.

Now I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm sure it was very. Oh, so Obviously you and Dylan came together on Harrison Young show topic time and so now I think you're blowing up since that appearance on Topic time. Do you think do you owe all of your success to Harrison Young or just most of us? I wouldn't say we came together Carl I wouldn't say it's all because of Harrison Young It I mean if I'm going to attribute it to anyone, it's probably the double story. He works behind the scenes for a lot of things,

and makes a lot of things happen. No one would have known who he was. If it weren't for fucking me, she's fucking to say the double story and put all this shit together. She's even fucking Christ. She didn't even think Cardiff for a little while. She didn't think Cardiff. Still and have time to do her dumb show.

Jesus. I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say,

I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say,

I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, I want to say, under reviewing real podcasts. She is not happy with our pick for our teaser show. Girls next level. It's a real podcast. What do you mean? Yeah, there you go.

Where's my tequila? What constitutes a real podcast? Am I supposed to just go and make a list of everyone that's done anything for me and like send him a Christmas card? Do you want a Christmas card, Carl? It'd be nice. Yeah. Okay.

He'll box. Oh, it's a kill box. I'll send one to the PL box. There you go. Thank you Forty-lates who we should like do a thing where people send us Christmas cards. That'd be fun. Yeah Christmas card new artwork. I love it All right guys, please join us again next time it might be the episode we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? Leave well every pony

Of morning radio these podcast sleep well everypony. Starting in the must-piss of Morning Radio. And now to show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Remember that, son? Hey, Andy, we have any new reviews you want to read for us? Well, we do have one new in one from last month. The one from last month is Rob Spoon, Spots Friend.

It's titled Review. Carl, your beard looks too groomed. Do better. Like S.J. says, be more manly. Never been accused of that before. Is that a five star? That one is five star. All right, very good. I appreciate it, then. And we got one more from Palm,

CC Fellow on September 29th, 2023. Just why? Why do negative reviews for this podcast have five stars? That is the one star that I happen to see. That is a one star, yes. That was the whole purpose, so patting myself in the back. We did it. All right, we got some voicemails coming in. And apparently, last time I was on the Drew and Mike show, I was lagging a little bit. Dan Carl, you're on Drew and Mike and your fucking internet

sucks. What the fuck, man? What are you turning into a John? And you need to fucking do something about that internet because you want to make money like Paco and all these other big fucking pot taxes out there. Well remember, you need to fucking have the internet to be fast enough. Are you fucking cock blockers apparently, Kat?

Anywho, how? I do get him attaining when I hear you undrew and might. And I don't know, my hog gets kinda chubby. But I appreciate it. Anyways, get fucking faster in the net. You fucking white trash wanna be. Okay. Well, a couple of things.

First off, I don't point this enough. When you sign up for our Patreon and our Supercast, it's not just the two bonus shows I do every month. It's also two more Drew and Mike appearances, which are kind of mini WTP episodes that we do every single month. I put those up there as well. There's tons of content that goes up there.

I just got a really nice know from someone saying, holy shit, I didn't realize how much you get for signing up for this. Sorry, there's a lot. Yeah, there's a lot. And also the live shows, you can watch all this crazy horseshit going on in real time.

Secondly, it wasn't my internet. They still use this thing called Zoom. You guys remember Zoom from the pandemic? I have to use Zoom to go on their show. I got a brand new computer. My computer is so fast and new and it goes, we don't know what this fucking application is. There's the ones that are lagging.

They are. Yes, I'm not even joking. Zoom was like, well, since you're using the M2 chip, we don't really recommend that for this software. I'm like, oh, you can't keep up with my computer zoom. Anyway, I don't really have a real opinion about that. That's fine. I'll do better. Oh, Christopher Fortwork, well done on the new review. I'm the new review girl, Cindy. Fuck off. I'm fucking up with Lucy.

Hey, nervous. I'll be funny, but we'll give the fuck, okay? One other fucking make. Nope. Thank you for your call. Sounds like you dropped out there a little bit. I think you want to make pictures. Yeah, you miss that one. Oh, is that it?

I was chewing myx internet. Yeah, obviously. Yeah, Kinney's a hit so far. With most people. Not with me. Well, I told the story on the creep off. People probably have heard it, but I get a text from her Monday morning.

I wake up, I look at my phone and she says, hey, chompers, I won't be on the show this Saturday. What the fuck? I didn't reach out to her to be a review girl. She reached out to me. So mean. Dear Mr. Duce. What did I hear?

Car, take from Bill, fast here. Just to say that seeing Vinnie Polino take the moral high ground with scuttering John Melandes is one of the most pathetic sites I've ever seen. And I've seen John's IMDB period. The last time Vinnie got this up tape was when the trade-out bank kick. Don't call me back, go fuck yourself, take your word order, et cetera, et cetera. Yes, two-year-old order T.W.O. all the way. People are not happy with Vinnie Paulino being

Southern Johns BFF now, booking him for the show and Rochester and March 10th, Southern JohnLive.com. And I have to say, if you are unhappy with Vinnie or anything he's done, the best way to let him know is to go to the creepoff.com and vote for Carl. Because we are tied four to four. And if I win this week, Vinnie has to spin the Wheel of Consequences. It wouldn't that be fun. Wouldn't that be his comeuppance, everybody? Or if you really want to get him by taking to subreddit surfing live March the ninth. That's right. Come tell me he's a dickhead in person. There are. If you go to

the commie the kerosene's website and you go to events the uh show all the way to the bottom. Yep. Uh subreddit surfing live is available on there. Ignore that the price is wrong. It's a lot of corrections. Oh no. Oh no. Spelled wrong and the price is wrong. Oh, Vinnie, what are you doing? Buy a ticket. I'll be there. We'll be at the company called this Friday Bob Goatthway is in town this weekend. Yeah. So I'll be fun. Hey Carl. Oh, speaking of kindy fans. Hey Carl, I just wanted to call in and say that the review girl you guys got, kindy, I'm liking the energy she's bringing that negative, angry, cruel, and like don't really want to be here sort of vibe. I like it a lot.

Makes you might be my new favorite. Anyway, that's all I got, chompers. Don't call me that. Jesus Christ. I should have brought that out. She's scored at me, which is not even on the show. Oh, fuck. Nate from Flint. Hey, Carl, Nate from Flint, city, Alabama. Bro, why do Pete in my experience don't need to work on forgiving them most of the time they just get over really fast this lady is creating a problem that really doesn't exist for fixing a problem that doesn't exist second of all

when it's get me an over under on when sonner and john figures out that really isn't his pal is throwing him and any all of a sudden, becomes a guy who was always racist, misogyny, transgender, hatred, giving guy over and under. Let me know.

I don't know. All those things connect, but I don't know. I'd give it about two and a half months. I guess is what I would say to that. Sounds like Nate's been cheated to have him by his wife before. If I had a guess. I got that impression. Yeah, just based on the first part of that call. And he's like, when is Vinny good at cheating on Stuttering John? Yeah, I know.

Can I get his come up? It's now. All right, Gary and San Diego called into the show, but something happened to his connection. And normally Gary calls back many many times, but this happened to his connection. And normally Gary calls back many, many times, but this week he did not. Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, John has his world famous Friday festival, film festival podcast. And on this most recent podcast, it just proves he's the laziest guy in the United States doing podcasts. Oh, I miss God.

Oh, maybe we should get Gary on the round table. That'll be hilarious. That'd be amazing. He knows a lot. He knows a lot. Will you reach out? Does he have a webcam? I doubt it.

Okay. Well, Judy, be there. He'll call you. Okay, we can make, be there. He'll call you. Okay, we can make that happen. We can figure that out. Just having throbbing initials, like when John's podcasting from bed. Oh, I know.

That's a weird thing John's been doing lately is just sniping at 7 a.m. his time. And he's just, yeah, for a guy who can barely talk, he can barely talk that early. That's not good. All right, this is the question everyone who follows WHDP has been asking and we cannot get an answer to it. Hey Carl, Joe from Connecticut, I had a question

that's been keeping me up all weekend. Is Japanese part enthusiast, is Japanese man that enjoys the parts of anybody, or is he some other race, and he specifically enjoys the parts of Japanese people I need to know. Also, I think you should do a best of episode for 450 because I'm trying to introduce my wife to the show and there's just too many things happening. So I say for 450, you should be a best of. And you should do a synopsis of all the cast of characters. Fuck you, thank you, bye.

Sir, we need a little more notice. Every episode is a best job. Yeah, so that's a fun point that out. But that's a good question. The question is on point. Yes, Guy and Cognito, who does our website brought this up months ago and our band practice. Correct. He does the lights for me. And I have lost sleep ever since. Yeah, I can't figure it out.

It's the ghost pirates. South Park, right? Are they ghosts of pirates? Right. Are they pirates that became ghosts? Right? There's a third layer to this. Oh, no. Well, no, there's more than just two layers. It's yeah, it could be Japanese and enjoys farts. You could be, you could enjoy Japanese farts. Right. That's the two. It could be both.

And to make it work. Oh, shit. Think of that. In the discord, we have zombified Japanese fard enthusiasts. So I don't know how to feel. I always, I'm not there yet. Yeah. You're still trying to mold it. Yeah, I remember I had around this first thing.

Maybe I'm a racist, but I always assumed it was a Japanese guy that likes farts. That's just my opinion. Oh, if somebody's gonna take a state. I was over the other mind on this. Yeah, why would they make you racist? I mean, maybe you are racist. I'm saying I'm a racist. You can have it all, man. Very good. Next

week A to be out here, apologize. It could be servet. All right, it's Carl and this is how I talk. Can you believe this this? This is a charlotte had eyes for someone other than her husband. Hey, nice tips. Was he also just wanted to talk about? Hey, nice tips with me also just wanted to talk about Lachey says important is not the correct way and I'm in a position to talk about that myself I'm all about pronunciation of words and historically have never fucked up how you say a particular word So that yeah, that's exactly what's wrong with the show guys Good points sir

You know when you're right you're right back at a cloud then for that Carl it's been so long since you guys visited Tom Myers. I forgot just how terrible he was Those jokes were making my head hurt and oh my gosh It's terrible. You guys need to visit him more, man. Thank you. Oh, did they? I think that Ashton Kutcher is the reason why they shouldn't have the 70s show on because of Ashton Kutcher.

You didn't realize that he sucks dick? I'm not sure why that's a funny punchline. Cause I'm... Well, I really am doing top show now, holy shit. Uh-huh, uh-huh. You guys might forget Tony Michaels. I do not. And now that we've seen the Midas Touch Brothers are back

on John's show as Tony Michaels next, that would be a M maize balls. But he called into the show sweet. Hey Kevin, Tony Michaels here. So I just got done listening to his serious breakdown of centering John's personality. That's way better than playing clips from him being a moron of laughing at him. Well, but I really like the way Syla articulates his voice. I articulate your anal glands, you two speak. Cut. Stick to the winning formula, Kevin.

Fold the clips, make us laugh, then watch two black guys fuck your wife you to see Drive in drive out I'm blue ball and you now you know how it feels you God damn you You so much fun you're not that he used to be Something's been happening on this show, and if you're following the show, I know we need a best of episode to get your girlfriend caught up. We haven't done that yet.

So if you are following the show, you know that we have not one, but two Mexican listeners. All right. There's one in Arizona. There's one in Michigan. My buddy Dickson, Mexican, but he does not a listener so we have two Maxi and less. Car uh I see guy in your board. Double DGC. Maxi can't eat in there.

We're taking over man. I knew. All right that might be a fencing actually not I realized. I don't think that was actually a nice good person at all. That's not cool. All right. So last week we had a Tom Meyer segment. And now Tom Omeyers is calling into the show. Hey, it's me.

It's me Tom Omeyers. I just wanted to tell you some more of my Lauren Bobber jokes. Okay, good. What about the time that she went to see rent and she was trying to pay her rent with an decent exposure? What's that about? I'll be here all a week. All right, thanks, Tom O'Mire's. I appreciate you, Colleague. All right. Wow. Every episode, I think it's going to be a short one.

Every time I blow through this today, never happens. It always happens like this. Carter, thank you so much for decaching Alien. I always appreciate that. And we'll be checking out. You'll remember the 90s Friday night. Just Friday. And subreddit. Check it out. Everything is still on YouTube, but you got to support them on Patreon because they can't monetize the YouTube anymore because YouTube is jerks. Jerks. A bunch of jerks. Also Vinny gave up. Vinnie just immediately gave up.

And they're just like, we did a lot of things with you. I was like, okay. Fine. I said, Vinnie, we just have to make a video. Nope. Nope. I'm out. I don't care.

Battle back to just get fucking smack down again. Yeah. I understand. All right. We'll see you on Rumble. Cool, Rumble. Cool, Rumble. And Annie, thanks for stopping by.

We always enjoy seeing you. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it.

I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it. I love it Corley Ah Carl I love you go fuck yourselves have a good week SQR that was a great episode! That was really great! Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr