Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep451 - Girls Next Level

Episode Date: October 8, 2023

This week’s show is a show about a show about a show. Remember when people thought it wasn’t weird that an 80 year old multi-millionaire had three 20 year old girlfriends? How did that happen? Bryan Johnson from Tell Em Steve Dave joins the show to judge Holly Madison when she gets judgmental. Then we have some new Karl song parodies followed by music from Jerry Banfield. You okay Jerry? Patty Broken Skull is reviewing his own show and Stuttering John has quit podcasting… again! We also checked out Diet Starts Tomorrow where two women who have no business giving out advice give out advice. And finally, Tom Myers and To Catch An Alien. https://tellemstevedave.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Today we'll have the Return of Marybeth reading reviews for us. So hopefully there's some new reviews for her to read. Word has it there is. Now, I was at for a tease. It's just a couple hours. We'll be here in some reviews coming. But first we need to review girls next level. This was a suggestion from someone in the discord. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted by Holly Madison and Bridget Mark Quart. Is that how you pronounce her name? So there was this show on E about 20 something years ago.

Girls Next Door. And it was from the Playboy Mansion Hugh Huffner and his girlfriends and the lifestyle of just partying and fucking and partying and fucking. And the hot one Kendra has nothing to do with these people anymore. So now we're left with Holly who's also pretty hot. I don't know which one I like better out of those two and and why why Bridget who are now what they're doing is rewatching the old e reality

show and then doing a podcast about what they saw on the show, which seems ponderous to me. I know a lot of actors are doing this with their old scripted shows, at least then, there was a script and maybe some behind the scenes stuff. This is just like, it was already reality. I mean, kind of, obviously it's quite scripted. In fact, I love that Brian's here because Brian was on a TV show for a long time

that you probably have some insight as to how these types of things actually do get produced. I do, and we actually, for Patreon, we do a retrospective of comic book, Ben, to show that I was on. What we do though, and it's a lot different from what these girls do is we don't just regurgitate what people already saw.

It's like, we pull back the curtain and give the inside scoop as much as humanly possible at every turn because why the fuck else would you want to watch it? I don't think these two women know what the inside scoop as much as humanly possible at every turn because why the fuck else would you want to watch it? Right, I don't think these two women know what the inside scoop is because there's times when they're confused and and we'll get into some examples of that but they like the producer tell them to do that or something like you were there Yes, you know, I know the answer to that that's the whole point of you guys doing this Brian was in duck dynasty right now no, no, jeer. That's not the show that we know him from.

All right, let's get this started. This is how the show starts off. They've got fun little animation and these two women just sit around and chat. I'm Holly and I'm Bridget and this is Girls Next Level. and I'm Bridget and this is girls next level. Ha ha. Welcome back to girls next level, everybody. You are almost ready to leave for your vacation, right? I can't wait. I'm so excited. I'm so excited for you.

You have to post like crazy so we can all live vicariously. I say I'm going to, but then it's another, it's a whole other issue when I get there. No, I'm like, oh, I don't know. I want to see everything. At least post the food. Okay. Yeah. I'm going to, but then it's another, it's a whole other issue when I get there. And I'm like, oh, I don't know. I want to see everything, at least post the food. Okay.

Yeah. Vacation from what? Where is she getting a vacation from? We even want to sit on a couch. This is a tough lifestyle that they have. The aren't you impressed by the notes? They had to do a lot of notes in front of them, yes. I felt like they didn't get to a lot of them,

but Jesus, it's like encyclopedicic the amount of notes that they have to say nothing Well, the entire time doing is they're watching the episode with the commentator trek on so it's them talking about the show on Top of the show and then they come back and talk about them talking about the show on top of the show and Really go through it piece by piece and what they're talking about on the most recent episode is Hughes' 80th birthday party. And so this was a crazy party. We've talked to celebrities, we'll get into that. And this is what they're gonna talk about

when they bring up this topic. We are finishing up the Heff's birthday extravaganza. It was a one hour special on E, were finally wrapping up the second half hour. 80 is the new 40. And when I was watching this episode, it made me think about boundaries a little bit. Yeah. I think a lot of people will be able to relate to this, especially if you're a woman.

Sometimes holding your own boundaries is hard. I feel like if you establish any kind of boundaries in your personal life at all, or even at work or whatever, you run the risk of being called a b- Yes. Oh, wait a second. We're going to talk about boundaries. I thought we were going to talk about like fucking, and party, and celebrities. These are the boundaries that they figured out after they did all the party and then

fucking and having fun. Yeah, these are girls next level. Right. Yes. So it's one you say that because right after that, Holly explains, you know what actually I didn't really have a lot of boundaries back then. Yeah, no kidding. You were dating an eight year old man with two other women.

So this was the whole point of the show. Yeah, it was a fun time. And ironically, I wasn't even like really holding boundaries then. But like if I wanted even like a minute. When I was a sex slave, I didn't really have a lot of boundaries or self-esteem. I know, isn't that ironic? No, it's checks out completely. Being boundaries then.

But like if I wanted even like a minute of like privacy or like my own time or anything like that, it was like, oh, she's a f***er. And then all of a sudden that made me evil. And I'm like, what clown show am I living in right now? Well, I'll explain it. If you're on entertainment television, having your life filmed while fucking a man who's 60 years older than you and parting with celebrity. So that's the clown show that you were living in.

That's a show I'd like to pitch for me a Mary Beth. I just, I can't get the celebrities. I can't get the mansion. I can get the bag in the guy's 60 years older than you. That's all I got. At least 80s, the new 40s. That's part of the formula. Yeah.

If you want the ice tubs to show up and rock out, we can do that too. Let me tell you something too, Chris. But like as you get older, that's all bullshit because I feel like 55 is the new 65. I constantly have ailments and health issues. Yeah, who are we getting here? All right. Where did you pick up on, Brian? Well, I have a summation of the show from me.

That would be my clip number three. Okay. Oh, yeah, I know what this one is. And I'm talking in commentary about how I'm always going to Aaron Brothers getting stuff framed. And Aaron Brothers went out of business. Right. I used to go there often, like all the time to get framed.

Like now, what do you do? Michael's. Yeah, the other story that does that. Oh, okay. Yeah, it's just, I really thought it summed up just the, the vapidness of your conversation that like you wouldn't even bother having over lunch, right? Sitting on a couch and broadcasting it to like, I mean, 14,000 people,

it's not nobody. No, I know that was the thing that was prized by there is an audience for this. There are people, they're not dressed in sexy clothing, they're not doing anything sexy. They're just having this conversation about a show they were around 20 years ago. And people are tuning in. And also, they're censoring it. They're clipping out bitch. Obviously, all the fucks are being clipped out. Almost all of them. But why are they doing that? Well, who's that for? Yeah, I noticed that too. It's not a YouTube rule, right? You're allowed to say that kind of stuff. Yeah, I hope it's not. Jesus. We'll be doing it quite wrong if that were the case. But one of the things that you sent me was they just let fuck run out and I didn't pick up on it. I went back and defined your time stamp. Oh, shit, that's

terrible. What do they think? What's the point of all of this if you miss a fuck and you're censoring everything else? All right, if you ever wanted to wonder how dinghy these bras actually are, I have a pretty good example of that. So that reminds me though. So when I went home last time, I found the barachi dress that I had custom made

for my British sexiest beaches premiere. I like that one because I have shells on it. Yeah, we put the shells on it and everything. Yeah, shells on it. I like that one as the shells on it. And then we put the shells on it. Pretty shells. Wasn't that fun?

It's so funny. Oh, this is the other thing too. So when they go back and actually read their notes or not having these dinghy broad conversations, this is like every guy who thinks like, what do girls talk about these Dinky bras with their just alone with each other. It's literally exactly what I would think would be like, Oh my God, that just a some friday. So disappointed. It's really, really just as good as it seems. Yeah. They're talking about the show

finding going through their notes. And I thought this was an important note that they wrote down. Courtney looks hot. Courtney looks really hot. Courtney's in the room. Courtney Culkin, a playmate, she looks hot and her leopard print outfit. A playboy playmate. Look detractive on the TV show. Brilliant commentary, ladies. You're not going to hear this anywhere else. No, it's kind of stuff. You're in the first. For sure. That's about as spicy as it gets. Yeah, I think so. They get into this whole thing where it turns out this guy Hugh Huffner, and there's a whole documentary series about him that's coming out now. And I don't know why at the time he was celebrated

for everything he did, even though it seems like he was maybe a bit controlling. So how he's gonna talk about what her responsibilities were during this party, this 80th birthday party that they're throwing for half. Is it cuts to me in interview and I'm saying that I don't really have any responsibilities at a half start, which is like gag me with a spoon. Like, I mean, some of the things I'm saying in this are true,

but some of them aren't. That's the first big lie. I don't have any responsibilities. What the fuck? I'm required to sit there at his side the whole time. I'm required to walk down the stairs at a particular time, take a certain amount of pictures, follow him to the table, sit next to him the entire night,

and let's say I have to leave for two minutes to take a pee. I can get up and dance in front of the table a little bit if he gets up and dances, and if some of the other girls get up and dance But I can't really leave him alone and I have to like greet everybody that comes up and poses for pictures And it just makes me so mad when I watch myself in these interviews because it's like I have to Go to bat for him and like make everything seem so normal. Now that all sounds crazy to me I seems so normal. Now, that all sounds crazy to me. I assume that there's some dynamic there

with how half-want is girls to behave, especially on a TV show and a party and things like that. But she knows specifically when she can get up and dance and where she can dance and how long she can dance for until she has to get sit back down and get next to half and I think she's in love with the sky. Yeah, that's fine. There must have been a conversation then, right?

I want to see footage of her getting up and dancing and him just shaking his head. No, not right now. Yeah, Holly. Holly. Yeah, we talked about that. We talked about that. Don't all of those things seem like small concessions

compared to being in your 20s and fucking in 80s or so. Yeah, you're right. Like I'd work on the snares at two o'clock. I had to sit next to him at a party and you know, sometimes I wanted to dance and he wasn't cool with it. Well, none of those seem like a big deal. Fair enough. If you say so. So the other thing that's going on is these parties, you got Bill Mars there, Bill Mars showing up guys like Bill Mars there. And it's because single celebrities can get laid pretty easily at these parties. And so they talk about that here.

But after I moved into the mansion, I think I just saw so much with like the other girlfriends and a lot of the other people that were around just laying down for any celebrity that came along, like wanted to every celebrity they saw, which if you want to do that, like by all means, like get your shit. But it was just a lot, and I just saw so many people get like run through, and like I had like my own experiences, I didn't love at the mansion,

and I just got really turned off on celebrity worship. I can see why this was a popular spot in Hollywood. I can see why a lot of the celebs wanted to hang out there. Yeah, they're pretty fun dive. Get your shit. It sounds great. I would have liked to be there.

I'm really honest. I know. The way she's explaining it, she's like, you know, I have some regrets, but it was pretty fucking awesome. Yeah, you know, honestly. But she also, if you could play my clip number four, this was another example of Holly saying she's not judgy.

Oh yeah, this is great. But also part of me is like, ooh, you're digging through your daughter's drawer to find like the tiniest G string to wrap it around a present she's giving to her 80 year old sugar daddy. But besides me being judgy or not judgy or whatever, I think about it.

What I thought of was that's presented on this show. Like it's just this cute little family prank, but like you can't rehearse your strip tease in front of your stepdad, who's fully closing his eyes at the end, by the way, if any of you watch the footage carefully, but that's portrayed as like so gross and scandalous and what the fuck is she doing? But like Patty can like dig out the G string

and put it around a present for half and like dig out the G-string and put it around a present for half and like that's just cute and family and funny. Yeah it's fucking weird you guys are all dating that's old bad that's why we watched the show. Yeah it's bizarre. And no matter how it she's like you know whether that sounds judgy or not judgy it's like no no it's judgy and it's okay. Yeah you should be you shouldn't judging it more than that. Because it does seem weird, yeah. It's extremely weird and I couldn't believe they actually said that you pulled the exact same timestamp, Brian, because they couldn't not see us with a straight face.

They wanted to, but they could not. We have some dignity people. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Printer's just like, okay. Yeah.

Spittic. Yeah. That made me laugh. Yeah. You say like, okay, yeah, spit it. Let me be left. Yeah, if you say so, okay. All right, let's talk about the celebrities that were hanging out at these parties and how fun that was. But yeah, they showed Ohm Wilson, Bill Mar, of course Donald Trump, and Bill Mar every single time. I wonder if Bill Mar every single time.

I wonder if Bill Mar is IMDB page is filled up with like girls next door girls next door girls next door. Ivanka Trump, Paris Hilton, Steve Valentine, fair faucet. So I looked it up and Bill Mar did make three appearances on the show girls next door. He also appeared on Kendra on top, which was a spin off of the show girls next door. He also appeared on Kendra on top, which was a spin-off of the show that later appeared with one of the stars of the show.

He's my hero. I guess he's crazy. It's having a good time. Do you know why they don't like Kendra? I'm not familiar with this. Like I remember the show being on the air. I never watched it, but I thought they were all three were friends.

Brian, I do a lot of work for the show. But I will not research. I can't do it. How we don't like each other. I refuse to start doing those Google searches for this fucking show. There's no way it out. Good taste. I'm gonna look it, I'm gonna look it up and give you the load out. Wait, let me do this. and give you the loadout. Wait a minute, let me do this. I am just one man. I could not possibly look up why some of have girlfriends from the early 2000s are no

one-grond speaking terms. Can you squeeze out a tear? I was going to, I then Brian said laughing. I was going to fucking, I can't be a ward for that one. What else did you pick up on, Brian? I thought if you'd play my clip number seven, I thought there was a very strange thing to say in public. Yes. This is a very strange thing to say, especially because they're saying nothing for so long. And then they finally say, how your ears perk up like, what's going on here? And then it's like it reminded me of a story, a scandal story.

It's not one I'm going to share because it's about somebody who's like, not in the public eye at all. I know what you're talking about. It took me a second. And even there's layers to the scandal story. And it even involves somebody who was like underage and I don't want to out them right there business. Is it a crime against a child is their own business? That's a little odd. I think it's a strange thing to say.

Well, it's a very strange thing to say, especially because she finally says something interesting. She's like, well, that was a scandal. Oh, whoa, what would happen? But I'm not going to talk about that. Yeah, obviously. But also the fact that Bridget knew what she was talking about without any clues immediately is a little odd to all She says there's a scandal. She's like, oh yeah What?

And happy about it almost oh yeah, I know what you're talking about Alright, that's what happens when you share a Hugh Huffner's dick. Is that what happens? You become connected. Oh Speaking of sharing it have to dick. I thought this was insane. So they're talking about Kendra at the party and she's got her jungle juice. Oh, yeah. She's a fan of the jungle juice just like Tommy from MSCS Media. And did you notice we have a giant punch bowl on our table?

Yeah, because that's Kendra and her jungle juice. Oh, I'd forgotten that was even a thing. It comes back to haunt me in another party. What do you mean? Well, I feel like I should say it for that Well, it comes back to haunt me in another party. What do you mean? Well, I feel like I should say it for that party maybe I want to know now. Yeah, I don't care either way, honestly Well, there was there was a Juice without calling it. It's please dish. What happened? Wow? Amazing

So they talk more about what was going on with the jungle juice So they talk more about what was going on with the jungle juice. But anyway, so it's all, well, it gets worse than that. She takes the ladle and is drinking right out of it and later makes me do it too. So we're drinking right from the ladle and sticking it back in the punch ball. How little house on the prairie of you? Now, first off, Oh, little house. You're also sucking the same dick.

So this idea is just like, oh my God, I drink the same ladle as her. Oh, gross. What are you talking about? But yes, I did want to address the Little House of the Prairie reference. Since we do have an expert here on Little House of the Prairie. So which episode do they drink jungle juice out of the ladle? Not out of the ladle, but there are a couple episodes where some jungle juice gets Mr. Edwards in the trouble. Uh-oh. You get kicked out of the house, can't stop his drinking.

Yes, sir Edwards, come on. Getting your shit together out of this prairie. I don't let Mary Beth watch the Mr. Edwards episodes because she was a crush on them. What the- Was that your doorbell? Yeah, that's someone's right. That was my doorbell. I don't know, I don't know why there shouldn't be anybody at my door. I don't know why they're here. That is such an old time he sounded doorbell. I love that. Can you tell if they had anything actually?

It was my phone. It comes over my phone. Oh, that's a doorbell. That one has a doorbell. I do that. That's the guy with wood paneling in his face. Yeah. I'm so, I'm not Brian.

Yeah, Brian. Brian, we got so hammered in Florida that we actually watched Little House on the Perry on purpose. An entire episode. Yeah. Yeah, we were out by the pool and that happened to be on TV and I went, all right, let's see what, well, this is all about,

since Brian loves it so much. It wasn't hit. It was great. The daughter who was like 14 became a math teacher. Yeah. And she went to teach math. And it's like, shouldn't you graduate high school first before you start teaching math? You didn't back then. Teachers had no respect. Oh, yeah. She didn't know respect for the kids. Back then, if you wanted to be a teacher bad enough, they're like, fine, just be a teacher. Yeah. It's pretty funny.

All right. So they're talking about at the party, at the Playboy Mansion. You know, you have the whole outdoor area at the pool and they have a stage setup and there's artist performing. But all the way up to the one end, there's this little area set up with a camera and you can go and film things for Playboy.com. So you can make these little videos and they post it up on their website.

And just kind of like it's own little enclave so that people who wanna go get filmed for Playboy.com, like that's their choice. It's not really cutting into like the privacy of the party. Right. Privacy of the party. This is a two-part episode on E. On cable television.

There's nothing private. They listen every celebrity who is there. What's the private part of this? They seem to not have a grasp on the show that they were on. Right. Does he need very confused about what was going on? Yeah, and like the way things went on, like if you play my clip 10, like Holly is mad that editing is a thing. Oh, yeah. But the way they cut it on the show is it makes it look like she's in front of our table singing to half and we're like standing up and

applauding. And one of the reasons I wanted to point this out is somebody was posting posted this clip on TikTok a long time ago and I went to go comment on it and I saw in the comments somebody was writing, oh my God, Holly looks so jealous right now. Which if you look at the footage, I don't think I look jealous. But we weren't, we didn't even see Paris do that. Like we're standing up and applauding for, I think is 36 mafia.

She's so beside herself. Yeah, and it's just like, like how deep and I can, I don't know how deep into the series they were that she finally realized like, like, how deep and I can't, I don't know how deep into the series they were that she finally realized, like, oh shit, they're gonna cut stuff to make it look like something it isn't. Yeah. Reality shows often are not reality in any single way,

which is why it's a show. I would always say when I was on comic book men, like we did this workout episode with Lou Fregno. And Lou was asking me, he's like, well, what are you eating the morning? And I said, usually for breakfast, I'll just have like six to eight mini donuts. You know those little tiny donuts. Yeah.

The editor of the showrunner took out the word mini. So it seemed like I ate six to eight donuts. That's hilarious. I've been playing for a few episodes. I watched the live. I fuck a text immediately. You saw him a bitch. That's funny.

Well, so you knew who was editing the show. And you're able to have discussion with them. Apparently, they were not happy with some of the editing. They had some notes for the editor of this show. As a viewer, I kind of have questions like, where was the cake? Was it like right outside the tent? Where did you have to go? What they're talking about here is I guess Bridget's gift to half,

was she got into the birthday cake and then came out of it. The crazy part is that they think they should have spent more time showing the preparation of that. Not the payoff that the part that viewers would want to see. No, they want to show the prep involved. As a viewer, I kind of have questions like, where was the cake? Was it like right outside the tent? Where did you have to go? How do you load it into this thing? Like I felt like that could have been included and they could have made it look really suspenseful. I agree, I agree, but they just did not want to spend

much time on this at all. They gave me the dance, but yeah. Other than that, they really didn't care about the process of it at all. Maybe they should go into editing, I think. Yeah. Like, let's just show all the boring stuff. Like when I'm walking towards my car, maybe we can have that

every part of the show. Yeah, from seven different angles, maybe. Am I understanding that correctly? They wanted to show how she got into the cake? Yes. That's it. That's what they wrote. No, Brian also, where was the cake?

Yeah. I mean, what flavor was the cake? I'm still wondering. I think they should have actually showed the person who baked the cake. Yeah. And then they should have shown how it was decorate. I don't know why none of this was left into the show. What do you think?

Any episode of cake boss, you're going to get enough cake information. Yeah, I just don't need to put it on your show too. What else did you pick up on here, Brian? I like that Holly is woke now. And if you, I was recently watching Retrospective of Horror Movies and it's interesting how the guys today apply today's standards to back then as if they were like, I was saying the same thing back then. And this is Holly being woke on in a clip 11. So when all these women are on stage dancing, and I say it looks like a rap video, I'm watching this back.

And it is just like an anvil on my head. How there is zero diversity at these parties. Everybody on stage is white. Every single girl. Crazy. And obviously I always knew that that there could always have stood to be a lot more diversity and representation. And that was one of the things that half and I were trying to do when I worked the studio and stuff too.

But you really see it here. Now, Hugh has a type. Can we all agree on this? It's not just white people, blood-haired white women who are five foot nine and a perfect boss. With fake boobs. With fake boobs and a very low IQ. Like he has a type, it's not just racial, I would say. Yeah, but I mean, she was like, you know, that's one of the things hef and I were working on.

If hef wanted there to be more diversity, yeah, that's all I would have taken. Pretty fucking easy to do, yeah. Yeah. And hindsight is always 2020. I mean, so easy to say, this is what I wanted back then. I mean, so easy to say this is what I wanted back. Of course. Yeah.

You were the hero, I'm sure. Yeah. Oh, so you're not going to beat out Ebony. It's the best magazine. Like they got that market corner. And so you just do your playboy thing and work in your state. Stay in your lane. Stay in your lane.

Exactly. Now, you're going to be shocked to find out that part of the editing of these reality shows is they make things seem more interestingly actually were and they clipped things in that didn't actually happen. So we are finally walking downstairs for this big party and do they have fake applause? Probably, I feel like they are known for that. Yeah, like I think there were probably like close friends

of hats who were there at the party early and when we walked down, they'd probably like clap and like be supportive and cute. But I don't think it was that much applause. Yeah, it's probably true. If I sweetened a bet, I would imagine in post. That was one of my clips to where I was like, the girls finally figure out how reality TV editing works. No shit, no shit.

Oh, this is very, very fascinating stuff. They're talking about their outfits. I know, I'm shocking what they would do that. And how is not talking about the outfit she wore? She's talking about the outfit she wanted to make, but never got around to. It's compelling. And which is this place in LA called Mother Pluckers. I've been to Mother Pluckers, it sells feathers. So I have the peacock outfit and I talk in commentary about wanting to eventually do a white peacock outfit,

which I didn't get around to doing, but that would have been cute. It would have been really pretty. So she already talked about this on the commentary track. It's so interesting that she had to bring it up again to here and explain like, I wanted to do this thing and it would have been great. She's like, yeah, I would

be great. Really pretty. Really pretty. Also, are you guys picking up on the fact that they keep looking at the camera and it's weird. It's kind of awkward. Usually when you have a show like this, the two hosts looking at each other, I like to have an conversation. I also watched an episode prior to this. I watched the episode before this. Yeah. And she addresses that, that she enjoys breaking the fourth wall and looking into the camera. Oh, I don't.

Yeah, me neither. That's what she said. I think it's awkward. Well, let's keep in mind, these women are children. I played a little bit of this clip on the teaser last week, but I had to bring it back with you. You made a flip book. I remember. I still could. I made a flip book. I remember do.

Flip book. I still could. I have all of them. I love flip books. They're so funny. I used to have this one when I was a kid from the Disney store and you flip it and it's Cinderella's dress going from like rags to the dress.

Ooh, I like that one. I haven't seen a flip book in a millie. You know what? There used to be like a party favor that I went to where you step in like a photo booth type thing and it makes it. And you do like a whole like little thing and then it makes a flip book out of it. That's cool. Yeah. It was a Perez Hilton party, I think.

Had that little thing there. Fluff books are so funny. She's too dumb to operate a DVD player, so that's what she watches. What show am I going to watch today? You're watching this one. I'm not to watch today? We watch this one. That's so funny. She really like, she, Holly comes off as like dead inside. Like when she laughs, when she smiles, when she's like, she, she's just like, there's,

I don't know if it's because she had work done or it's just her. But I mean, I will say this, she doesn't look 44. Is she 44? Yeah. I'll give her that, but the problem is that she's living in her Which is not a great look for anyone you notice that we're not talking all about comic book matter when Brian comes out here Even though you know, he's obviously hitting the decline part of his career, talking to us on purpose. He's got class.

Yes. Yeah. I've got dignity. I got some dignity people. All right. What else do you have on here? I think probably my last one was another one of Holly's judgments. She has a revelation about what a terrible person she was. Okay. It was like a mirroring thing because I was very like

sloppy and starstruck too when I first came to LA. But then sometimes you see things about yourself mirrored back to you and it looks disgusting from the outside. So you're like, I kind of want to change that. You know what I mean? I don't know. It just I got disgusted and I'm not trying to say it in like a judgey way on everybody else. Oh yeah, you are. Yeah, no, you are. And you should. Yeah, you are. Yeah, always, please do. Yes. If you're like, look, I'm watching these people and feel like it's mirroring my behavior. And I was so fucking disgusted by it that I was like, I must change. Yeah, you're judging it. It's okay. That's a pretty good judgment move. I would say Actually, it's a great job. I call right. I You know what? I realized I was an asshole. And I'm like I gotta stop being so judgmental myself

So I just continued being an asshole. It's great. It's a good way to live too All right, I'm sorry Brian. I that that show was a tough a tough one to watch Yeah, it's just because they're so boring. Like they don't talk about anything interesting. You're right, it's like you would think like, okay, these two former Playboy models, have girlfriends, like the inner sanctum and the stories they must have.

And they're like, where do you go to get your stuff framed? Yeah, like come on, man. I think that's start to. Yeah, I know we look at the same fucking house. It was about the street. Yeah think that start to yeah, I know we look at the same fucking house. It was down the street And they even introduced the reason why I watched this specific episode It is the most recent but it also says we're gonna be breaking down the craziest party that's ever been had at the playboy Imagine like wow, what are they gonna be talking about and then it's nothing

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Other people can participate if they'd like to just send me your cringe of the week. But this is Chris Bassett and a show called I drank too much this weekend. I went to Mexico City this winter and I got really sick and I had diarrhea. I had diarrhea for like two weeks and I had a hernia because I could feel my asshole like coming out of my body. So I squatted over top of him like a hand mirror in the shower and I could see like my asshole was like coming out. I'm not going to the hospital. I'm my own doctor. So I just took my thumb and I like pushed my asshole back inside

my body. You ever do that before Chris? Yeah. They're still young. All right, well thank you Adam. Adam's got a keen ear for these things. They make us cringe. Wow. All right. We've talked about the Carl Song parody contest that is going on. We got a couple of submissions that came in this week and this first one coming in from Jodie and apparently, I don't know if you guys know this, but sometimes

I don't pronounce the word picture correctly. days here on stream y'all. In my basement making fun of some retards. Johnny had a shower in 3 damn days. Been hanging out with Cardiff and 2G. Artif and two geese Radabito stand up is doogie Why the fuck does Kevin Brennan think I'm gay? He's a fucking piata I put your picture away Jen made some lemonade And Chad Zuma just keeps lying Every day

I put your picture away From the Atlanta Braves I'm not gay, Kevin, but my fronty go both ways. I like that one, that's fun. Speaking of Chad Zumak, I have a quick Zumaq update. Oh good, because somehow this came across Vinnie Paulino's path on social media, some comic that he knows or something posted. He's out of the ninth annual Florida's funniest comedian competition.

And so he posted this thing, the finals are Sunday, October 15th. So you know, anytime you have a Sunday show at a comedy club, this is my first tier material that we're talking about. And Chant Sumak is in this competition. There's, I'm counting it, there's got to be at least 20 comics on this thing who are all in the finals to be the Florida's funniest comedian.

Chant's still entering into amateur competitions. That's insane. Cause we do the, Rochester's funniest comedian, Chad's still entering into amateur competitions. That's insane. Cause we do the, Rochester's funniest competition here. You know, Vinnie runs it every year. Buffalo does their thing and it's all people. And then as soon as they win it or get a name going, they don't do it anymore. Cause it's weird to do that.

Some of them do, I've seen, I've bartended there. And it's the same people. But not the people who get regular spots and bags, right? Well, no, because they get regular spots. I can see, I guess where I'm going with this, I can totally see this. I can see him still trying to do this. Well, I hope he wins. I really hope he wins because of that.

What the fuck? Well, does he think he's a ringer? Like he's going to go in there. He's like, I have all this experience. They're all amateurs. I'll just blow him off the stage and take the prize? Okay. Well, does he think he's a ringer? Like he's gonna go in there. He's like, I have all this experience. They're all amateurs. I'll just blow them off the stage and take the prize winnings. I'm sure.

And if anyone is down there and wants to go to the show and report back to us, it is at the Tampa Improv Sunday, October 15th, where they know him. Oh, listen to this. promo code Florida for free tickets. Ah, it won't break the bank either. Everyone go. Listen to this promo code Florida for free tickets It won't break the bank either Check out chat on a showcase show. It's free. Wow. What did he have to do to become a finalist?

I usually have to like bring friends there and shit don't you know you know you would It's like an applause oh meters. Yeah, right. I usually have to know people which is why that's shocking right there Yeah, so I mean, there's usually, you know, there's a couple different factors as judges and there's audience and whatever. He's just going to walk the room completely. Because you imagine an amateur show and he's like, this sucks, I'm out of here. A free show. Battle of the Chad says, be dabbble. I got another song parody here, and this is coming in from my boy, Mr. Magenta, last dance with Lady Cat. ["Lady Cat"]

He grew up in a new yoke town, had some fucked up feet, and always let his mom and dad but grew up dumb, and he grew all right with his Rochester boys as band practice nights. Well, he tried to podcast at the age of 43, he blew all the boys away with his glee. I was introduced when the show started booming. I said I did give up too but I got to get to moving on.

Cuz you show sucks now Carl. Well that's what Reddit says anyway. Yep. Last dance with Lady K. Why does everybody think you're gay? I suck a mean cock. Give me that cock. Where do you want to finish up my face? I don't care I feel such a creepin' in and I'm tired of the show again Who's got some new for my ass? Blown a guy in the back of a car Where he found those lips from?

Said AI Caroll or something? I didn't say to in those things. It sounds like Creep Off Caroll. Could be Creep Off Caroll, I suppose. All right, since we're doing some music, I decided to check something out. I haven't looked at it a little bit. I love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans.

Beans. I look great. I feel great beans. I look great, I feel great. Peanut butter, honey, can be beans. Beans. Beans. He had a butter honey, bean, bean. Bean, bean, bean, bean, bean, bean, bean, bean, bean. Of course we're talking about Jerry Banfield. He did not write that song, and I'll prove it to you because he's got a new music career that he's working on.

And what he's doing is he's just writing a song every day or so. In fact, he put together, he just posted this morning, it was 12 hours straight of him making AI music in all different genres and styles. Oh God, so he found something else in that big money at. Yes, Jesus. Yeah, cause it had three views on it. So the no one gives a shit about this.

I don't know why he's doing that. But he posted this song recently, it's called, if I had cancer and I gotta ask you guys Why? He's doing that. But he posted this song recently, it's called If I Had Cancer. And I gotta ask you guys, as we're checking out these tunes he's posting, has he had a break from reality? I wonder what's going on with him mentally. This is not what a normal person would put out

on the internet. So 97, a Jerry Bayfield music, if I had panther. That's right. In the world we're fading seldom set in stone. I walk a path that's truly all my own. With everybody, every heart, every tear,

every laugh, I've set my course, viewed away from the heartful path, pulled food, love, understanding. No, I just have to point out that when I was seven, I was about a rapper than this.

Yes. This is really, really bad. Yes. Oh, that's rap. I think so. Yeah. It's no way. Oh my God. Oh, I didn't get that. Yeah. Well, you wouldn't. I thought I was like spoken word punk rock approach.

Ty, maybe I was wondering if the isotopes might do an instrumental cover. I don't think you can because there's no melody. Hey, yeah. Hey, yeah. Hey, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And the name of this is bandface for some reason. I guess it's his new persona or something. Is that him as Tony Montana?

I think so. That was my take. That's what it looks like. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Every day, mind over matter. Keep it darkness and fade With lessons from more shiny and the books I read

No Fear cancer just like a head But yeah, you're right. Maybe it's like an iced tea kind of thing when iced tea started doing the punk rock stuff body body cow in the house The music sounds like it's done by petty seat cups. Yeah, the music's really bad. Okay. I'm sorry That was a little off putting for all of us. Let's check out a different genre. Okay, that he's working on This is a song called you can text Topical So it's difficult. You can. Yes, you can.

Okay. I'm texting her back. Definitely texting her back. Hmm. Hmm. But I saw you cruising online hoping for a sign that you be mine. Every text sent every message relayed seeking Seeking that connection, hoping you stay. Back in the day, laying in bed, a dream in the woman that I'd wed fell short many times

love, always a miss. Have been found at bliss, still searching for this. Elementary dreams young, my so pure, thinking about the future, what it have in store. I'd been on the lonely road, nice cold and long, looking for one to make my heart strong. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no. She wore. Yeah, that was not great.

But also though this is definitely rap. We can all agree this is rap, right? Yeah, yeah. You're supposed to rap about banging bitches in the holes. Not about how like they don't like you and you dream about like maybe they'll talk to you a day. They don't. Try to slide to the DMs and they block you like etiquette.

Yeah, this is so depressing. You don't think there's an audience for that though? Like, no, because most people can't, most people can't relate to the, the bitches and the money and the jewelry and all that other stuff, but they can relate to being a loser like Jerry Banfield. Well, it has four views and two of them are me so far. So I would say no, you didn't even like it Banfield. Well, it has four views and two of them are me so far. So I would say no, you didn't even like it for him. Zero likes. Sorry.

Most of you is my promise. My pledge to you. Help me become better. God need through. Together will rise side by side. Face in our flaws, no one needs to hide. Well, these my promise. My pledge to you Help me become better, got me through Together we'll rise side by side Face in our flaws no one needs to hide I got my flaws, drink it's been my pain Video games all night, drowning in the pain

But for you, growl see a better me Get sober, AA, break and free You talk about yoga, body and mind I'll join shed to sweat, lead the past behind. Imagine us, who's in the Bahamas blue, locked in the cabbages, me and you. He's not good at writing lyrics. I just noticed a picture is wife leaving for an actual job saying, now honey, don't squander your day. I'm hard at work. What are you talking about?

Now forget to update that resume. I love how he lists all these negatives. Yeah. And then he's like, but girl, I'll change for you. Like Lucy, if somebody, if a guy approached you and was like, Hey, here's why I'm a terrible, terrible person, but I think I could probably change for you. Oh, I would. A.A. Totally in, totally in for sure.

Lucy, but actually that might actually be a good strategy with Lucy. Yeah, it's true. You need to fix her offer. Yep. I think he's just like, I asked a lot of bad habits of up all night playing video games. Who doesn't want to suck my dick? Terrible okay, here's one more for us. I am from the Sun and I've made it very clear over the years. I'm a big fan of ween. I'm a big fan of the Beatles Because they can play so many different genres,

so many different styles, no two songs, sound alike, same with Jerry Banfield. So, okay, maybe you can text us not a great track, but the next one, who knows, full of possibilities here for us. I'm from the sun by Cherry Baffee music He's excited! Flying down from a radiant sun to earth, my journey's begun In the cosmic arcade I've made a deal Choose my parents to make it real Fix the lady memories in a big quest Choose in life, I choose the best Life's a game, can't you see?

But I forgot, should really be me I am from the sun Choosing my path Finding the light Remembering now it's all just a game. I'd have to say if you're from the sun finding the light is not difficult I think that would be like that would agree In the beginning doesn't he sound he he sounds like E-Rock rapping as the virus? You're right.

You're right. But ever-re-life, ever-rejourney is never the same. Struggle of fail, lost in the fray, ditches massed the light of day. But deep down, a spirit new, I am the creator. This guy's so blue, blinks the subpass lives, stars I've spun, memories of battles, Austin won. Jesus. So he's untilted, but also crazy at the same time.

That's not a good combination. No, common, but. Okay, it is common, you're right. I was just trying to think about like there's a lot of crazy artists that get very famous because they're talented. It's crazy, but they're very talented. Sure. Jerry doesn't have that.

No. That's not going to happen for him. He's banging on all these tunes. I don't think it's going to work out for him. Is he making up these lyrics on the spot? He must be running. He's down. I know.

Either way, it's bad. I know either way. It's slightly impressive either way. It's bad. I know. Good point. I think there's a chance he's free-style in right there. That was. Let's let's let's let's look at it. Right. Let's think that maybe he's free-siling. Maybe he's making this up. I do remember when he wrote this second song for this new music channel. He did a four-hour video showing the making of that song.

And that was the yoga sign that he did. And he definitely wrote those lyrics down. He was very proud of himself. But maybe he's trying something new. Why, let's listen and assume he's making this up on the fly. A great boy, peaceful and still, that's embrace, a tranquil thrill. A. A beatings, hypnosis and prayer, meditation and yoga, love tranquil thrill. A. A. Beating, Sip, no Sip Prayer, meditation, yoga, love and air, communities of joy, books of insight, gotta be through

my darkest night. I am from the sun, a beacon in space, teaching and learning, setting the pace. Life's edge softened when you know the truth, eternal spirit ever There's no way he's coming up with this He must have written this down, right? Yeah, it sounds like you guys all agree with me on that

Oh, man, did he said he's married? Well, yeah, last I knew I haven't done a ton of research at this current situation, but yeah Because I was watching one thing he was talking about how he gets the kids up in the morning gets them off to school Too magical to be with that That's a reality show right? That's a reality show You're right that would be a reality show because I got to imagine he's very proud of the stuff So when his wife gets home from work, he's like you got to see what I did. Oh my god You still doing the music thing, Jere? Is that what we're doing? He used to teach people how to use Excel and stuff like that.

Like he had a very different career path. He was a life coach at one point. Life coach, he was a cop. Was his real job. That's a cop. He was playing video games for money, right? That's right, yeah. He was a gamer for a long time.

Yeah. Alka Hauling, he've done it all, man. You're right. It's not. He can be bad at everything. It's amazing. He's speaking about it. Everything.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. Now Brian, I'm not mistaken.

I think you're a big fan of Patty Broken Skull. Love him. Yeah. Love him. We all love. We all love Patty broken skull. And he started the new YouTube channel. We've talked about this called bread scar wheat club. And it's a take off on Mike David Redbar.

Red bar. Yeah. Bread scar wheat club is this show where I guess he's trying to be like Red bar where he's watching a I guess he's trying to be like Redbar, where he's watching a video and he's talking about it. But what he's decided to do, he's decided to review his own show. So this is him reviewing the nine minute podcast. This is Patty next level.

This is Patty next level. Yes. So it's what's bizarre about this. I don't want to tell you what to think about it. Maybe I'm wrong But he's so bad at podcasting originally and then it's even worse at reviewing him podcast take original It's impossible. It seems like you could be able to pull it off But there's one man who can It's my boy

Patty C. Caps over here a few quarter or whatever and Today we're talking, 9 minutes podcast, have you heard of this fool? And he said it. He's doing a voice. He's doing it. Definitely an extra.

And out the guys got like 75 followers. So I subscribe as on the YouTube, not doing well. Not doing well, but interesting content nonetheless. So the audio and the video are not in sync with each other for some reasons. So that's a little jarring and annoying. But welcome to the bread sky. We're going to be looking at fools. We're going to be kind of given our assessment on just the fool themselves. What the

situation might be in today's first first clip is going to be Featuring the nine minute podcast. Let's take a listen here and see where this goes Welcome to the nine minute podcast So Man, I don't even know where you're from you don't know where I'm from You look like you fell down a flight a studio is already I got blown on it's shiny right my jewelry is from a corner flea market I want of a I want of a so that shut up it's now my main confusion

here is like what is it for? Could you imagine his kids fighting this? They're like, mom, what happened to dad? Is he gonna go away for a while? This is, yeah, they thought he was weird before. Yeah. Now, this isn't a campy and impression of Mike David. He doesn't think he's doing a Mike David voice, right?

No, because that voice is so bizarre. What are you doing? I'm not even sure what he's going for. Because it doesn't sound like him, but that doesn't mean that he's not trying to do it. That's true. That's true. What's it for?

Is somebody laughing at this in the background? Is somebody just giggling? I mean, the guy looks to be inside of a shoe box. And we know that the best comedy doesn't come from the shoe box. We know this. So what I had, the easiest thing the world would do is to rag on this guy for his shitty podcast and he could not do it.

Yes, he's got nothing. That's amazing. It's amazing. Now if I'm not mistaken, he doesn't work, right? Right. So he must be on some sort of public assistance. Right. I've never been more happy that my taxes

are going to support the arts. Right. This I can get behind you. Some of the stupidest thoughts are in shoe boxes, you know? I'm going to look? Some of the... Let's hear some more. Okay, you're out of my chair. Material on the shoe boxes, apparently.

I've worked for it. It's my opportunity. For what? I mean, just terrible. Every straw is not wrong, man. That's my- That's kind of funny. Step dad doesn't think I like girls.

I don't think anybody thinks you like girls. I don't think anybody thinks you like girls, huh? You know, I am. Is he repeating his own joke for three years ago? I think so. I just knew, show. This is crazier the bandfield shit. This might be crazier than bandfield itself,

but that's why I wanted to present it in this order. Because I wanted to get you guys to take out this building. It really is. My blood hurts. My teeth are numb. I'm not allergic to cocaine. It just makes my teeth numb.

Don't worry. I wasn't suicidal when my mom caught me with a belt around my neck I don't even wear real glasses because my eyes are fake whoa Your eyes are fake That's what you're trying to tell everybody on your YouTube channel that your eyes affect that you joke that's a big Ha ha ha ha I forgot what what his show used to be. We just had a series of bizarre non sequiturs.

My grandfather used to sleep standing up. Oh, right. He's like, okay. And moving on. Yeah, I think he thinks he's in jumps for some reason. He pauses for laughter. If you just listen to the audio,

it sounds like that guy who was stalking Bjork right before he blew his head off. You know, I was like, that's... Get real. So like I said, guys, please get over there to the 9 minute podcast and let him know. The bread scars watch him. Join the week club. But let's have some more shmi.

I don't know if I can take any more of this. join the week club. Let's have some more. What's really funny is the comments underneath. He responds to everything. Oh comment. Print out some wood paneling for your backdrop. There's all sorts of different comments on here. This guy was one guy writes a corny. He was probably the first comment on here. So pay the decides to respond to that, not once, not twice, but he has the rice. Three responses to one word, he goes,

you would know Eric Foreman, Be Original, or Barry yourself. And then he's like, that was a good enough here. It's good, anything to impress you. And then he's like, ah, a breast card, join the week club. Ha, ha, ha. So all the personality showed up for that. So then the most unoriginal guy on the internet folks,

and he writes, why do you keep finding it then? Watching it. Are you a masochist and just really, really stupid? Or do you just follow what everyone else does? Speaking of unoriginal, I'd say Ben the knee, Just really really stupid or do you just follow what everyone else does speaking of an original? I'd say bend the knee, but you probably won't get back up What Yeah, come to a live one day come to a live one day little fella

What is going on in this head and then he has to respond to that again and say Breadstart joined the week hub. Ha ha ha ha ha ha He might have had a break with reality. No, I think about it, but on his other channel and he has to respond to that again and say, Bread started join the week hub, ha ha ha ha. He might have had a break with reality. Now I think about it. But on his other channel, this other channel where he's awesome and doing a great job or great show, whatever it is,

I never remember. He did a, a Matt Rife video recently. Now, Matt Rife is a guy I talked to Brian Mike about from time to time because he's this comedian who sells out theaters like a year in advance or 18 months in advance or some crazy shit. He's got this huge audience and he puts out all these videos on social media that's him doing crowd work

and it's terrible and people lap it up. They seem to love it. And his crowd worker's just like, oh, what do you do for a living? I'm a nurse. Oh, she's a nurse. Hey, buddy, where'd you get that shirt? She said that she said, all right.

It's so bizarre. So anyway, he decides to put together a video about how Matt Rife sucks or something because he does these, these little videos about comedians and calls them out. So I'm like, okay, we can all make fun of Matt, right? And for all the commenters on my last video, getting upset that I mentioned, stop in any front of Matt Wright. For all the commenters on my last video, getting upset that I mentioned Stov and any kind of negative light, good.

He's, wait a second, so we're talking about Matt Wright but first, the first thing we have to do is comment about people who commented on his video about Stov Ross. Okay, are we gonna get this out of the way and then move on to Matt Wright? I hope so. Me.

Stov is only a problem for me because he's disgusting and I get it. Someone would join poop, vomit or uncircumcized humor because you can relate. You yourself are a demented bridge troll as well. So of course you're attracted like an unwashed magnet to another unwashed magnet. You're attracted like an unwashed magnet to another unwashed magnet. Oh, jeez. You know, that old saying is swinging a miss. What?

She talking about these are the ones he scripts. Like, he actually writes this down and performs it. Okay. Weird. No problem. We've all seen Jackass. But you can't make an argument that being attractive doesn't matter because whether or not Matt Rife is funny doesn't matter

He still has more followers than most of these dudes and it's because he gives off the impression that he bathes So attractiveness and bathing are related somewhere. That's what he's just sad. I don't think they're related, but all right I'll give it a whirl. I mean isn't it enough proof that Stavros doesn't get laid as often as he claims due to how impressed he is with his own ability to eat box? Is he also counting every time he kisses a girl as hooking up? Because if you look like that and your main skill in the bedroom is oral, then you're lying about your sexual prowess. We're talking about bat-ripe here, focus fatty. I'm trying to get you to take on Matt Reif.

This video is called Matt Reif's Better Than You, a comedy mystery. And he's always talking about how gross stuff is. Yeah, stuff. Thinking about stuff. Yeah, I don't know. That's got a weird actually. A lot of hot girls would sit on a ugly guy's face. But they don't want to see him naked or have to touch him. A lot of hot girls would sit on an ugly guy's face.

I don't know the best. I'm gonna go ahead and say no. I'm kissing a girl as hooking up. Because if you look like that and your main skill in the bedroom is oral, then you're lying about your sexual prowess. A lot of hot girls would sit on a ugly guy's face, but they don't want to see a naked or have to touch him. Well then why are they sitting on his face?

So they don't have to see his naked or have to touch him. Well, then why are they sitting on his face? So they don't have to see his face anymore. I, I, I can vouch for that. Yeah, but I bet your beard tickles. That might be it. They're using me goddamn it. When you sit on a guy's face, he's going to assume that you want him to take his clothes off. I'm just saying it's very possible you're leading him on in this scenario.

I had no idea. Yeah, no, I know. I think you should know that going into it. I'm going to let you eat me out all night, but please, keep your pants high and put another pair of items just to get you to eat. Now, in my opinion, more of us can relate to a guy that takes care of himself rather than a guy that doesn't.

It's pretty clear. If you shower daily, you'd prefer a guy who presents himself similarly. So I've met Stavros twice. There's photographic evidence of this. He's not a smelly guy. He's obviously showers. He's a clean guy. He's fat. He's bald. But I don't know why all of a sudden, Penn's got this thing where the guy doesn't shower or bathe or something. I don't understand. Yeah, he's equating it with taking care of yourself. And I just think a shower is a given. Yeah, right. Yeah, I mean a shower.

He's trying to don't get this guy. He's like, I shower every day. Okay. Okay. What else? What else do you do? But if you drink directly out of a two-liter, take showers every three days and never brush your teeth, you will prefer guys like Stavros or Mark Norman.

So now the women don't shower. I don't know what's going on with this hot dog this one. This analysis is not doing it for me. I'm a little confused. Although if you do have good hygiene and still think Stav is funny, that's also because you're the same type of person to visit the circus to see the bearded lady or the wolf boy. You like a freak show.

Now this is classic patty shit here. Yeah, it is because I like Stop Rost because he writes really funny jokes. It makes me laugh. I also like a bearded lady at a wolf boy. So maybe he's not in something you can like. Yeah, I do. I do like a lot of things. I've a lot of interest.

You want proof? Well, that has will a guy was a phenom. He's just a 20 year old short guy. Oh, that's like, how was that proof of anything? There's a 20-year-old dwarf who's popular on social media. What is that proof? I don't know, but I know that he thinks this is gold. I know that little people are hilarious, but I don't know, somehow Lucy Taipak went black on us. Oh no! Goodbye. Alright we'll figure that out. But anyways you can be funny without having a six pack or hair on your head but presenting yourself as a disgusting filthy

animal that eats his own boogers is just not funny and if you think it's funny you're easily entertained and perhaps that's why I'm not your cup of tea. And in that case good I can't your cup of tea. And in that case, good. I can't imagine having to shake the hands of most of these people that call themselves as fans. There is no way they've ever heard of soap. And a lot of energy was wasted by... This is about met and rife.

You're always talking about bathing and soap for some reason. I don't understand. You guys trying to argue that Stavros is funny. Yet nobody took the time to try to argue that he's not disgusting. I don't understand. Triss, it's hard not to call him out because I'd call him out if he had a steady girlfriend because I'd be concerned for her health Stavros is like that Pokemon coughing. He's just a meat circle floating room to room filling each with some sort of green smog that nobody can stand Whereas Matt Rife just smiles while doves fly out of his ass I'm not saying being attractive is required. I'm saying hygiene is Yeah, when you're 100 pounds. No, you keep sitting over and over again. No, we get it I'm not saying being attractive is required. I'm saying hygiene is. Especially when you're 500 pounds.

You know you keep saying it over and over again, don't we get it? It's not a good point, but we do get your point. Yes. But I would be annoyed in the same way if all Matt Rife joked about was all the hot women he's regularly banging. Most of these comics need someone to run their social media, while Matt Rife simply needs someone to run his DMs. But in any capacity, that personality is not a funny one.

Would you dofus' laugh at a fat guy when he steals your girlfriend because he's funnier than you? Probably not. But then again, most of your girlfriends are just a piece of fur that you keep next to your pillow. Until the next one. Bice! Subscribe.

Are people jerking off the pieces of fur. I've never heard of such a thing. I can give it a whirl. Yeah, I mean, try anything. Why, it's just porn. It's weird because like you say, he writes this down and then reads it. So of all the choices, right.

He went with peace of fur. I say this all too often, but there's some Tom Myers going on here with his delivery, the lack of word economy, and the lack of an actual joke, and some very odd choices. I don't know. I think the first sounds kind of sensual. Speaking of, I mean, I'm not posed. Speaking of Tom Myers, check out how he ended his most recent episode. And on that note, that's our show. I want to thank Jeff Heisen, Gina Brown, polite kitty and Ward Morrow. Hey.

But before we go, a final thought, Rose Montoya, a TikTok influencer, was banned from the White House after she photographed herself topless on the White House lawn. That's a surprising action for the White House to take, considering all the exposed boobs that have previously occupied the Oval Office. The real crime here is that she missed an opportunity to post, along with a photo, my name is Rose Montoya, you saw my Tata's prepared a cry. I learned many things over our summer break.

For instance, no one likes it when you comment happy Pride Month on MMA videos on YouTube. I also learn we should all have the freedom to express ourselves how we like. For example, there is a fan at Orioles Games who dresses in orange and white robes dressed like Jesus. Of course, he's immediately more popular than the other orange Jesus who goes by another title, the 45th president of the United States. The fan dressed as Orioles Jesus gives me a solution that will benefit all Orioles fans. If the Orioles lose their playoff run, then the only condition

for the Angelo's family to keep ownership of the team would be to nail John Angelo's to a cross and force him to sing a karaoke of, always look on the bright side of life with James Corden. After which, we gladly trade him to get Brooks Robinson back. Oh, good night. We had an hour. So this was recent. Yeah. So he dropped that affectation. Yeah, by the end of the show, he stopped doing the Scottish guy.

Apparently, what with all those or real references? I know he's very excited. The orals. I want their division. I think to you, I get it. But no one knows what the fuck you're talking about top Yeah, or any of those other references When you did the boobs in the White House, it was just like oh no, he's not gonna

I did What was hanging fruit possible fucking idiots? Quick update speaking of the worst Stuttering John we did our round table yesterday Thanks everyone who checked that out. It's still up on our YouTube page I thought it was a good discussion people seem to enjoy it and The big news yesterday is the stuttering John was suspended for a week from his YouTube channel

because a guy pranked him and Went on there. People seem to think that Patrick Melton got the link from John because Patrick Melton was calling out Shuly recently. And so John's like, oh, you're calling out Shuly. Come on, my show is calling out Shuly. You know, he has the same thinking it's Kevin Brennan. Patrick Melton doesn't like Southern John.

John's been calling him fat for weeks and weeks now. And so John's just thinking're going to be buddies now because they both don't like shule is not how Patrick Melton thinks because he's a rational person. He's like, no, fuck you. So the theory is, I don't know if this is true or not. This is what people are saying is that Melton got the link from John shared it on social media or something. Someone picked up on it pretended to be the devil's story and went on John show didn't sound like the devil's story at all, completely different accent.

John fell for it because he's an idiot. And then this guy hit a button that started showing a woman taking a shit while someone was yelling the adward over and over again. And John panicked and he, he takes it off, but by that, the damage is too late. It was too late. It was too late. The damage was done. Yes. So

John now has has put out a post and he has decided to quit. Oh, I'll read this to you. He says I'll not be podcasting anymore after the debacle that Patrick mountain pulled with his racist gag It has made me see the light to leave the dabble bus. I am taking my girl to Jamaica tomorrow I'll honor my political show for my patrons shame on at YouTube for not honoring my appeal So he has decided to quit the dabble for something that I predicted he He could not do. I was still talking about Jamaica Queens, not real Jamaica, right? I would imagine the I could point.

I know, what is that little stupid bragging there too? He can't help himself. He's got to do, find out it's so weird. Because as he even talked about the fact that he had a vacation coming up or he was going somewhere, I don't think so. Or a girl. Well, the girl could be the girl from Vegas,

which that was a mystery too. That's a thing. I still don't think so. Or a girl. Well, the girl could be the girl from Vegas, which that was a mystery too. That's a thing. I still don't understand how that works. It seemed like he rented a family for a week and something like that, because if it was still ongoing, he would break his arm flexing. Right. Yes. Plus, he hits on women in his chat all the time.

Yeah. So he seems like he's single. Sure does. He might guess, although people have said that about me too. Right, Lucy? Hello. Looking good. Thank you.

So, John is quitting podcasting, or at least anything you have to do with the dabble verse. And I don't think this will happen. I think once you get this channel back, he'll be back to doing it. And I was actually messaging with one of his ex-moderators. And she seems to think that the worst thing you can do is embarrass John and John has been embarrassed. And so

he's going to hide for a little bit, but then he's going to come back swinging even harder than ever. He's going to be so pissed off. And his only goal in life is to make Shoei's life miserable and he's doing just the opposite. He's making Shuwi's life fantastic. Yeah, it's really seemed to be a very good movie. Oh, he was in a great mood. A weird role. Dunkin' and we have a trampoline house, we can do the flip-dunk and everything like that.

It was ridiculous. A guy had a monkey costume, jumped over us. And John's in the dunk tank. Yeah. Well, the reason you can't take John seriously when he says things like that is, essentially, he's saying, I'm gonna cut off my only source of John seriously when he says things like that is like essentially he's saying I'm gonna cut off my only source of income. How do you guys like that?

Right, yeah, he can't do it. He's also quit before. Yeah, I was gonna say we've heard this before Yeah, and I brought this up yesterday when the chips are down and he loses Everything's toxic Right. Yeah, he loves being part of it when chouly's channel is getting struck and then oh, they're done for two weeks And he's celebrating. He's got the party head out of the party favors He's excited about it and then happens to him. He's just like you guys are dicks. Yeah, how could you celebrate this? I can't live in this world It's almost like he's a narcissist or a hypocrite. Yeah, a little bit of both I would say I don't know Brian

What do you think's gonna happen? I believe that he will come back immediately. And I don't think he has it in him to stay away. He likes the attention and he is not gonna be able to substitute to teach, right? So how else is he gonna make money? Well, here's what I think I know. John either got fired, he says he got fired from his job at the school, but before that he was saying

how he was going to get the certification become a science teacher. So either he decided not to study for the certification, which is what he said happened, or he took it and he failed and he's embarrassed by it. But either way, he can't teach in California. Well, no problem. He owns a house in Florida. From what I've heard, he also failed whatever certification you need to have to be a substitute teacher in Florida. So he doesn't have a lot of options as far as teaching goes right now. He could drive for Uber again. Well, I think you pointed this out before.

He got a taste of those super chats and I think he just lost the will to teach. Yeah. Oh, yeah, he was having way too much fun. I mean, in spite of how much he said, it was rewarding and blah, blah, blah. Yeah, turn on that with all bullshit. And he could get his voice out there because obviously like even when he left, like maybe the Stuttering John pylons like slowed,

but they certainly didn't stop. No, for like, there was still like, Shule and those guys really were able to stretch out. He left on November 1st and we had Debel Khan in the beginning of February. We were still celebrating John in all the ways that he hates for months after he left. Yeah, and I must drive him wild to watch that and be like, I'm not cashing in on it. And now he knows he can cashing on it. And that's a little bit. Yeah, not till it, not to the degree that you guys do.

Right. Obviously. And Brian, thank you for the Super Chat yesterday. We had a very good day. Oh, you got it. Yeah. As a participation in that show, which is called Point Devil Point. My buddy, Vinny Paulino, who's also good friends with John made this logo for us, which is, I mean, I mean, it wasn't Vinnie Paulino. It was another friend of mine who does artwork like that. That's what I meant to say because Vinnie and John are tight as we all know.

So how has Vinnie doing with all this news that John left? Is he beside himself? Is he, you know, I was at the club last night. Vinnie wasn't there, but the guy who runs the club, I was talking to him and he's like, these fuckers are giving us negative, help reviews and all this shit, we're getting emails all because John's coming to the club.

He doesn't care about that sort of thing. It's not bothering him. He's taking it in stride. Yeah, he's taking it in stride. He's just like, what the fuck are they like? Yeah, some people don't want John to make anybody. I just want to let you know. they kind of think he's a prick. Yeah, it is funny when people think back

to Stuttering John and Stern and they're like, why does this nobody create such a shit story? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Mark's not part of the world. So what he's seeing this time, he's going, what is going on with this shit? I'm like, well, you know, he threatened to like beat people up a lot.

Someone else do that. He wants to fight everyone. I mean, he even said just this well, you know, he threatened to like beat people up a lot. Someone else do that. He wants to fight everyone. I mean, he even said just this week, someone goes, what are you going to do? There's a bunch of hecklers there. Or, you know, it's going to be 90% trolls in the audience. And Jack goes, I'll take care of that. I'm like, you're just starting fighting everyone. I can't do that 300 hecklers at once.

He really has this exaggerated sense of self. And him and his buddy Hitman Dan, who's the same age, they went to high school together. These guys are almost 60. They're going to go around beating up a room full of people. Not that anyone wants to commit violence on John. I'm not implying that at all. It's not the case. People just want to have a laugh.

But the fact that that was John's go-to, here's all, get them back. Yeah. No in-between. Can you just say like their mom is a whore? I mean, there's other things you can do here, Jay. You don't punch people with the face. It is funny that like all these like middle aged

to older men like guys my age, even guys your age, is like their first jump is to like, well, let's fight. Yeah. And then nobody ever fights nobody boxes. Not a single rubber's lace. Right. Nobody does shit. Well, and I wonder I always equated it back to when John had the cabbie fight. That was part of his glory days moment. He made a lot of money on that fight. He got sponsors. So I think one of the reasons why he's like, let's do a boxing match is thinking back to that and how great that was and wanted to relive it.

But pardon me also thinks that John must know, this will not get sanctioned anywhere. Because in order to actually have a boxing match like this, you have to get the state involved to have it approved. Yeah. Two people punching each other. We're not doing it in the backyard.

You're right. So, I would imagine that any type of physical or any type of health screening you'd have to do for this, they'd be like, John, you shouldn't even be driving a car when it'll take you a punch. Yeah. But I bet you the bump fights copyright is up for grabs.

Yeah. That's funny. That's funny. He qualifies. He would, yes. He would qualify for that. So, I don't know what's going to happen with John. He's very butt hurt right now. He can't come back for a week even if

he wanted to. He has been tweeting, although I wouldn't know that I'm still blocked on there. I don't know what he's tweeting about. But we hope he comes back and and gets us all back again. Well, will he go on someone else's show in the meantime? He'll be in Jamaica, so I don't know. Oh, you're gonna be making it right here. Yeah, I'm gonna follow that. I thought of that. Forget about that, man. I think it'd be a big get right now.

He was overexposed for the longest time. I'm like, he's doing too many shows. And now I'm gonna sound like, if he's not a show, I'm watching him. I'm watching every second. I want to see what he has to say about this. But I hope he comes back. I do hope he changes his angle a little bit because it's not working for him. He keeps trying the same stuff over and over again. And it's just not working. This idea, he's always

winning. That is like this weird thing. He's always like winning, winning again, always winning. Every way that you can measure this, He's a loser in every single way, especially now that he's lost his channel for a week. Sometimes he's saying winning from his bed. He rides. Look at these losers. He's 50 dollars a ton. His voice has changed so drastically over the last couple of years. It's like gutter all at this point.

There's constantly something in this throat. I was oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,. But John's a piece of shit speaking of pieces of shit, OP, my buddy Greg Hughes here, he put out a tweet where he shows Anthony Cumia's Twitter page and it says, Anthony Cumia is blocked and OP wrote, get it. Good one. Good one, OP. Good stuff, buddy. What a fucking asshole. What a guy. What a guy. What does that achieve for him?

What does that achieve for him? I don't know. I mean, okay, you're a shock jock and you're calling out your friend to have a health problem. Good job. Yeah, where'd he go? I mean, I was born without a fucking heart. He really is an asshole. Well, he thought like this is my moment. This is where when I can really like get in there and sting Anthony and I think people in general are like,

um, sure, okay. Well, it's ridiculous too because Opi's the guy who's lost two of his hosts, co-hosts now. So, so, So, Opiley both passed away and Open came out and said there's another guy who refuses to host with him because of that Who are pretty sure it's Ron small? I wasn't sure on small but I'm pretty sure it was yeah pretty sure so the fact that if if another one of his co-host dies young

And this is gonna look really bad for hope. Yeah, I would think right we people are gonna And this is going to be really bad for Hopi, I would think right with people are gonna I think we'll be good, but I don't know about Cardiff Cardiff but I would hope he quite a bet so Great He hasn't ages it became a potato. Sorry. He's got that going for him You know, it was a great though, is BPG band practice guy. Oh yeah.

He sent me the Tukki Jackow added, I got it yesterday, and I'm very appreciative of that. It's very exciting. Happy days, thank you very much. BPG, okay. I felt like I didn't get enough of uninformed women thinking that they're more important than they are. So I checked out this show called

Diet Starts Tomorrow. Now Diet Starts Tomorrow was suggested during our round table yesterday. Yeah, there was a lot of information flying around. There was, but producer Chris is good. He writes notes down. He sent me a note. He goes, remember, you wanted to check this out. I said, oh yeah, yeah, based on the title alone. So this is hosted by Emily and Remy, and I'll read you the description of the show. It says, welcome to Diet Starts Tomorrow is hosted by Emily and Remy and I'll read you the description of the show It says welcome to diet starts tomorrow podcast hosted by Remy Casimir and Emily Lubin in a world where wellness can make you Unwell and beauty standards feel anything but standard Betches media presents a podcast that digs into the emotional side of well-being

Listen as we shed our former beliefs that made us feel bad about ourselves We're looking at you toxic diet culture and laugh while doing it. We're here to amuse your boosh. Fat people justify being fat should be the title. Precisely. And these women are not fat. I should point out. In fact, in fact, I thought they would be for sure. I was surprised when I saw it. Yeah. In fact, Remy is a woman that we've actually reviewed on the show before because she has a podcast called How Come About Her Trying to Achieve an Orchism. And we reviewed that back in 20 October of 2018, five years

ago. We reviewed that. So I was like, Oh, that's very, do you remember? I don't think so. Okay. That would be bad. I would? I don't think so. Okay. That would be bad. I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I would have I And she's trying to figure out what to do with herself. Now that she's not smoking weed anymore. I replaced my weed rolling and smoking with making and drinking decaf iced tea. It gives something to do with your hands. It gives you like a little activity. It's fun. And also the decaf, like you can have it before bed.

How do you make it? Yeah. I make like a big boiling thing of water. I put it in like a vat like big tupperware. And then I put like five tea bags in at a time, steep for four minutes, add however much sugar you want to the hot because for a little bit I was adding sugar

to when it was already cold and that it doesn't mix as well. Yeah, you want that shit to dissolve. Yeah. Put it in the fridge, wait for like four hours until it's cold, add ice to taste. That's slightly better than the spicy framing talk. Hold on a second, the woman goes,

I've been making ice tea, and the other woman goes, how do you make it? Yeah, how do you make tea? How do you make ice? Ha ha ha ha. Holy shit, add ice to taste. That's the dumbest shit I've ever heard someone say. And thank you, John Russo.

Yes, you're the one who suggested this for us. And I do appreciate that. She's not married. And ice to taste. Wow, okay. All right, so she's got another technique that she's been doing to help her quit smoking hotel. Yeah, I think a lot of my smoking is an oral fixation, but also just to like keep

myself busy. So when I'm feeling like the oral fixation, I'll just put my hands to my mouth and go, like, yeah, I've seen you do that. Yeah. That really helps you. Yeah. I don't know why. It's just the act of holding something up.

Yeah, but it's nothing. It's sucking. Yeah, it looks like I'm, yeah. I played that for you because there was something that happened at the beginning of the show that I wasn't going to clip. And then I heard that and I went, wait a second. So your recommendation is to put your hand up

to your mouth and go, in order to quit smoking. And you think that that's a good technique or tip. Most people are not gonna say like like replace nicotine with nothing. Right. Yeah. It doesn't seem like that would be something that would work. If I were quick drinking, I would make sure to go to bars every night. Yeah.

Just to test myself. Yeah. Exactly. Said no. You got to sit there and just do this with an empty glass. Yeah. Skull. Yeah.

But so this is what she's telling people. The way the show starts is with this. Just a reminder that Diet starts tomorrow is a podcast for entertainment purposes only. It is not a medical podcast and does not constitute medical advice. Always seek the advice of a physician or a health profession. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no That's a weird because last time I went to the doctor they told me how to make ice tea. How much ice should I put in a doc?

Well, it depends on what you want it to taste like. To taste, I guess. That sounds good. That sounds good. Okay, so then Remy has this other weird habit that involves omorglue, don't even ask, but this is weird. Yeah, so that, I mean, not everybody will want to do that. My dad is holding back so hard on not calling me weird for it. Like, he'll like come in at night and I'll be like doing the hand peels.

And he's like, okay. Whatever gets you through the day, Ram. Totally her dad. She was with her dad. I looked up. She's 34 years old. Why is her dad coming in the room at nighttime? And witnessing this. She's living with her parents still. What's going on there? So I looked up the company that's

behind this. Betches media, betches.com here. I have pulled up. And it says, we are the biggest and most powerful humor platform for women and the funniest people you'll ever meet. Okay, they are. Do you think that sounds like a wager to me? Yeah, that's great. I just think that if you have to tell people you're funny, the first sentence on your website,

I might disagree. I might find a reason why that's natural. You're really funny. All right, so she's talking about how she's quitting weed and so some of the listeners are doing that too and writing to them about it. But yeah, for me, it's been pretty good for that stuff. And yeah, I really appreciate all the messages. Like a bunch of people have sent me either their journeys of how they stop smoking, lot of people stop because of pregnancy a lot of people stop because of depression a lot of people stop because they heard the episode and They were like whoa, I'm going through the same stuff mentally like maybe the weed is the problem for me too I hate the term journeys

What is it about am I crazy for that when people like are going through their own journey? Journey is a new narrative. It's so annoying. Your mental health journey, your wellness journey, your this journey. When I was 19, I quit smoking cigarettes. It wasn't a journey, it wasn't an adventure. I just decided to stop smoking cigarettes. I was actually pretty boring. Yeah, definitely was not a joke.

Was you smoked? No, I didn't. No, I did not anymore. That's what I was. Okay. How much iced tea did you have to didn't know it anymore. That's what it was. Okay. How much iced tea did you have to drink in order to stop? Well, I added sugar. Okay. Okay.

But only when it was hot, it would dissolve better. It's smart. We're learning a lot, aren't we? Actually, now I think about it. I'm retaining all this information, but it's over here, isn't. Now we have our segment of the show that actually makes the show. It's the Dear DST. So they have listeners right in and these two idiots

trying to give them advice, which is always great for people who have, they don't they're shit to figure it out at all. And they do a show that gives out advice to women who probably need real help. I just finished hiking the Colorado Trail a few days ago, which is a 500-ish mile road that took me 35 days to hike. Now that I'm back, I've realized I lost the weight that I had gained past my typical set point over the past year or two due to a variety of mental and physical health reasons. I now fit in the clothes that I hadn't been able to wear for a while now. Think Regina George's stretchy pants are all that fit me right now, vibes.

Sweat pants are all that bit me. Which feels good mostly because I had told myself after this trip that if they still didn't fit that I was gonna get rid of all of them and buy clothes that actually do fit, so happy to save some money. Hardly. But beyond that, I'm having a hard time grappling

with this change in my body. This past year, I thought I'd feel good if I could just get back to my typical set point range. But if it wasn't for fitting in those clothes again, I don't know that I'd even be able to recognize the change. And I still look at my body with so much displeasure in how I look. Fuck the society that created this internal monster. Which is society's fault because? So this overweight woman who fits in her skinny clothes again

is happy about that because she was gonna have to buy new clothes. No, you should be happy about that because that's what you should be back with your ideal weight. I would think that's probably a good thing. But I love the fact that she has to put in there. And I would love being fat if it were for society telling me that it's gross. No, you would still that it's gross. No. You would still think it was gross.

Even if society didn't tell you that, pretty sure. Was there a question in there for you? Hold on. Okay. Sorry. You didn't make it to the fireworks, but it's quite rampant. I know, but this is the second part of it. And this woman is a mental patient.

I really want to take advantage of my body already being fit and feeling strong and maintain some exercise activity, but I don't know where to start. I'm hoping if I can maintain some exercise, I'll be able to focus more on just feeling strong and healthy and less on the fear that I have of my body changing, especially because I'm feeling hints of more disorder type thoughts

than I've had in a long time. Well, don't talk to a podcast about it. Talk to a professional. Exactly. What's going on with this woman? Also, how do you maintain exercise? Dude, this is so fucking stupid. She's spending way too much time with her thoughts.

My advice, get a drinking problem going. Yeah. Yeah. Pretty sure Chris and I tell everyone every week you got to develop a drinking problem. Some of all of these things. Don't have a person right now. Right now. Right now I'm not at my, what did she say? Her set weight point or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Something like that. I would hope that if I walked for a month straight when I got back home, I would be skinny here. Yeah. I would just assume it was going to

happen. She watched morning to night every single day for whatever it was 35 days to go 500 miles. And then she's like, and I don't even like exercise. Like, well, seem like you can pull it off. Like keep that going. Yeah. That would be especially if you're getting results. That would be my

advice. But if you want a reason to hate these two women who are hosting the show, Emily and Remy, I got one for you right here. Humans were very, very varied, like as a group, you know. Very, very varied. Very, very varied. Um, it's true though, and...

Love the sound of their own voices. Yes, and that's sure be quality, a fucking hate. This is why I love about Lucy. Yeah. She looks like a woman, she talks like a dude. When she talks, that's chirpy quality of fucking hate. This is what I love about Lucy. Yeah. She looks like a woman, she talks like a dude. When she talks, that's great. What a compliment. What a charm her this guy is.

The chirpy and the lapsing into the accents. A lot of women do that. Yes. Yeah, because they think that's funny. Because they can't say things that are funny. Opie does that too. Wait, but it was funny. They're the funniest women.

That's right. The guys, the guys, the guys, people I've ever had. The batches. Hold on a second. Let's pull this back up again. I gotta be reminded. We are the biggest and most powerful humor platform for women and the funniest people you'll ever meet.

Ha, ha, very, very varied. Our fans are just the biggest. All right, so we're gonna talk about giving this woman advice because she's back to our ideal weight and she's all in her own head about how do I say it this way? What do I do? So here's some really good advice here. Try a lot of different things and then if you end up getting bored by one thing, move on to the next thing and it doesn't need to be every day at all maybe once a week at first twice a week. Really whatever you're comfortable doing and and really notice the difference.

And I think if you focus on that, so she's talking about exercising once a week. I've never heard anyone say you should exercise once a week. That's terrible advice. That's how you get results. Yes. I'm speaking of them. I'm so confused. I just did this thing that got me these results. What do I do? And now what do I do? Like keep doing results. Yes, I'm speaking of them. I'm so confused. I just did this thing that got me these results.

What do I do? No, what do I do? Like keep doing that. Yes, Jesus. It's so fly. She's like, what you need to do is you need to start exercising. You don't have to do it regularly or even at all.

What do I do? What do you do? That's how exercising works. I would like to subscribe to her newsletter. It's a stupid. And it's also really stupid. The hardest part of a workout is the 30 minutes before when you have to subscribe to her newsletter. It's a stupid. And it's also really stupid. The hardest part of a workout is the 30 minutes before when you have to really hype yourself up to do it.

If that's the hardest part, you're not doing a workout. Right. I think it was Chad doing the hype training. That's his workout. It's a long time to hype yourself up a half hour. If I'm a half hour off from exercise, I'm not even thinking about it. Right. I'm still eating lunch.

So I thought those were stupid. And then I've one more clip on here. So this is this set point theory, this idea that we all have an ideal weight that our bodies should be and we should know what that is. Wow. The thing about set point and we've talked about set point on the show before, which if you don't know, it's a theory that your body wants to stay in usually it's a 10 to 15 pound range.

And that's where it is most comfortable. So pushing below that proves to be very difficult. And then if you're not doing very much exercise, if you are eating intuitively, you should stay in that range. It's hard to know what it actually is if you're that much in your head about it. So, like, you know, she's saying, oh, I just wanted to get back to my set point and now that I'm at my set point, I don't even worry about the set point. That's what I am.

It's hard to know what your ideal weight should be when you think about it. Well, I mean, if you think about it, it is hard to know what your ideal weight should be when you think about it. Well, I mean, if you think about it, it is hard to know. What? You just don't think about it. Don't worry. Yeah, just whatever who cares. What kind of advice is this?

I just guys want to week and who cares what weight you are? Great. God, thank you. And both of our hosts are just such experts. One's like, oh, do you want to field this one? This is more a huge. Yeah, right. I got this one.

Don't worry. So did not disappoint diet starts tomorrow. Thank you for coming up with that suggestion. Johnny Russo much appreciated. All right, let's get Mary Beth in here. We're going to get some more talent on the screen, I think. She's. Hey, Mary Beth. There she is.

Hello. Good to see you. It's been a minute, so welcome back to the show. Good to see you, Ganna. I hope everything's working properly. Usually I'm in his office. I know. I was gonna say, I didn't realize you guys had two different rooms. Well, the studio. Yeah.

Hey, in there. We're doing well out here in New Jersey. I can see that. We've been looking at a third room, but you know, we don't want to get too crazy. All right. We're going to catch an alien everyone. This is everyone's favorite game on the Internet today.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien are you ready to play to catch an alien we had a marketing presentation and I'm one of those people that I I have good but on paper when I write it you could never understand anything I ever put on paper and I'm one of those people that I I have good

But on paper when I write it you could never understand anything I ever put on paper What did Tommy say why is it a little different style right here very short, too? Yeah, this is like match game right now Number one thinking Catch game right now. Where, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp, burp. All right. Number one, thinking, be, ideaing, next, braining, for,

wording, lastly, marketing, to catch, an alien. wording Lastly marketing To catch an alien wow to say you lady Kate I'm one of those people that have very good blank But when I write it what are you saying again when I write it you can never understand Ha I I don't know why he would pick it if it was thinking. I don't think he would pull this one.

I don't think anyone would say idea-ing. It's not even easy to say. I guess I gotta go with four wording, although again, I don't know why that would be interesting, but that's my answer. What do you think Lucy type box? I'm gonna go with next brain in. All right, you got braining? All right, Brian.

I know it's the unpopular choice, but I like ideing. Okay, no, you could be right. I don't have all the answers, obviously. Marybeth. I was actually gonna go with thinking. Okay, so is wording the only one we, or marketing we didn't have. Marketing. I'm picking. Oh, you haven't picked that. or marketing we didn't have. Marking. I'm picking.

Oh, you have picked up, sorry. I'm not. You're taking braining? All right. Everyone's playing in home. Let's find out. To catch an alien. We had a marketing presentation.

And I'm one of those people that I have good wording, but on paint, when I write it, you can never remember that. No, I got that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, sir I write it, you can never. No, I got it. Did you? Yeah, yeah, sir, sorry. Number four. Yeah.

I don't even know why he picked this. Anyway, anyway. We're understand anything I ever put on paper. So we use chat GPT with it, and it's unbelievable how good it is, and it can tweak it. Like you said, I mean, when Peter McCollough was in here, Dr. Malone, you name it, they've been, and we'll play with it. And he's like, like, McCullough was like, yeah, wow, that is right, you know, but then you're going to think further because you say, okay, well, we had the horse and buggy, and then we went to car and everybody freaked because nobody

is going to make horse and buggy's anymore, then they shifted to cars. So you try to be positive and you say, okay, well, you know, AI, you know, like you said, everybody just uses AI so loosely, but you build something that takes away jobs basically, a robot or of some sort. Now, at some point, somebody comes in and it's good with wording. I gotta get it, so he's telling you. He's censored that. And now instead of it telling you the correct medical information,

it's telling you the information based on an agenda and that's without a doubt gonna happen and sorry chat gpt But it's already happening with them it already is if you put in the right Yeah, that's why I mean I and then Google's is even worse. Yeah So now when you have that now you go to type that in and now you have the question out and your eyes will go back to to the books again. You know, so what I was hoping was that you were gonna tell me that you guys are working on a tower chat GPT. Um, no, we're not. I actually, that's all for this time. Come back next time. I'm going to have the totally non-biased written books needed to catch. Does he realize that books are written by people too? And people generally have. What he brings you by subredditcerphy.com. Sign up for a new Patreon today. Then Uranus got hit.

And I got to give it to Cardiff. He promotes the yo remember the 90s on our midweek show, because that's Friday and on the weekend show he promotes separate surfing because that's Monday. It's almost like he scheduled these shows around these promotions that we do for him here on WATP. So that one smart potato. I have to say. What have we done today?

Some would say we've done it all because we talked about the girl's next door going to the next level. We talked about a song parody contest. We got into Jerry Banfield's music and his new hits. He's creating Patrick Michael with his Brutscar Wheat Club. Chad Zumak entering an amateur comedy contest.

Suthering John quitting podcasting, Band-Pred is guy, setting me toki, Diet starts tomorrow. So you know what that means. It's, oh, and I obviously caught an alien. How do I forget that? Yeah, I'm the big winner. I'm the big winner over here.

So that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Long chance, rich chance. Long chance, rich chance. The team. Long chance, rich chance. The team. The team. Long chance.

This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts and let's remember that it is Jack Toe everybody rock and doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo do you through this hump day October the 4th. And look, it's Billy. Hey, Tater. Wait, hello. Say bye, bye. Got nice high. Randy. Let's recommend you, sir. Jack, look, look up. Jacky done a skate. She's gonna leave, right? That's how itaway bride. Yeah, she got them crazy eyes. All right. Like Marsi. Oh, this is the John Boyen Billy Big Show, a suggestion from Sir Seats sitter. And he's the host of Abs and a six pack or show that I was on just a couple weeks ago. I don't think I mentioned that I was on that show. We should check that out. And we'll be

doing that with a trucker Andy. Sounds like it'll be a fun one for us to to go through. So that was one that I guess he grew up listening to and said it would be a good one for a Jacktober Brian. Thank you so, so much for coming back on the show. Thanks for having me. You have Tellum Steve Dave. People can, uh, can check that show out. You guys have a Patreon. Got it all. You got it. Yeah, let's go. What are you doing on the Patreon these days? Uh, we recently started a show where we go through old TV guides from the 70s and talk about the shows that we loved. Oh, that's a lot of it.

And you would think, like, on the surface, it sounds like, so you're just reading old magazines to people now, which we are, but for some reason, people love it. They love hearing you reminisce about the shit you really liked as a kid. Well, yeah, because TV was fucking crazy in the 70s. Yeah. It was very different, very different animal back then. Everyone was watching the 70s. Yeah, it was very different, a very different animal back that everyone was watching the same shows. If you try to do that nowadays, like every show has two percent of the population watching it.

No one knows the fuck you're talking about. And there's so many social messages and still that you're just like, oh, fucking forget it, man. I don't wanna do it. Right. Yes. Good point. Well, I do have one more thing to promote though. Please.

And that's my friend, you know, Zia Anderson. I do. Uh, she has an only fans. And my wife joined her for a fun back yard shoot. So that's up there right now. It was in our backyard. No. That's what he means by backyard.

It was in our backyard. I didn't say that was a big door. It's a backyard. Uh, well, that is exciting because Zia is lovely. I met her at Chrissy Mayer's wedding. And of course, Mary Beth is also lovely met her in New York City. So I can only imagine that's on who's only fans.

Zia's. Zia, Zia, in Carl, let me tell you. Yeah. They both show them. Mm, interesting, interesting. All right. Well, typically we save those sorts of things for our patreon

But I'll let you get away with it this time Mary bath. Well, you're what's what your review girl show them they go missing Well, or you can always get a really fun candid shot of news girls like this one. Yeah, oh my favorite of news girls like this one. Yeah. Ooh. My favorite. My favorite. Oh, always read in the news that Lucy Tide Fox always wants to be informed and know what's going on.

And speaking of the news, do we have a net news segment? We do. You can read for us. I will. We'll find out if I can read it. All right. Yeah, I mean, it's baby steps. It's you.

It was everyone. From Patreon, Mr. Hamilton Berger if I can read it. From Patreon, Mr. Hamilton Burger inquires, did Carl make it or was he devoured alive by happy? But nope, I can't read it as the answer, but happy by Bill's fans. Dave Swiggart spews some truth. What do you get when you mix Bill Mar and Down syndrome? God damn I hate Tom Myers. Somebody needs to find his bully and beat their fucking ass for not bullying him enough. He should move to the part of Baltimore that was featured in the wire.

I'm sure it's well run by Democrats. Griff Straw and Wiener Requests. Step on me, Kindi. And over at Reddit, we find Gengreenously with, Tom Myers became a Valley girl over the summer. Every joke he told ended like a question. He didn't really, however, de grace was actually in California. Baby butters has some questions.

Who told Tom Myers to take the summer off and come back as Jerry Seinfeld with no punchlines? And what drugs with Tom's mother doing when she, when he was in the womb? Is he the first comedian with fetal alcohol syndrome? Carl, I need less suitoring John and more Tom Myers. Not P10 asks. Was it just me or was anyone else thinking producer Chris is for sure? Oh, damn it. Oh, that's all I got to ask.

Brian, what's going on over there? We'll just have that. I'll go investigate. Okay, sounds good. That's you. I guess yes, yes. Not P10 asks. Was it just me or was anyone else thinking producer Chris is for sure signing

up for that cheating group for access to loose women? Joggerlicious. The host of the other woman and the wife podcast sounds like the stupidest of all the fucking stupid, blabber mouthed cunts. And I'm getting a new car. Oh, what happened? Turns out the puppy chewed his, uh, certificate of achievement. That's worth breaking the flow of the show for.

Oh, no. My dog ate it. I think it's, I think it's no envoy now. Unfortunately, yeah, I have to go back to school like Rodney. All of the irony. Yeah. That's hilarious. Sorry, sorry. Sorry, Lucy. We're really, we're really testing it. That was 100% worth it.

Jaggerlicious, the host of the other woman and the wife podcast sounds like the stupidest of all the stupid fucking Blamber mouth cuts, and I'm getting a real weeny and the butt energy from the Bob and Tom show. Cultural hope. I've read articles where they want to put FM radio back on cell phones. a real weeny and the butt energy from the Bob and Tom show. Cultural Hope I've read articles where they want to put FM radio back on cell phones. Please don't. This is the craft we have to look forward to. There is a clear reason people like podcasts.

Severe piccolo agrees, right? If I want to listen to talk, I have podcasts. If I want to listen to music, I pay ten bucks a month to have any song, and I don't have to listen to some randos shitty playlist with commercials between songs. Tards duck and opines. Bob and Tom are the hackiest hacks that ever hacked. Stop much lover 17, new review girl seems fine. Needs to wear a low cut top to really know for sure though. 3pxp? How big is the new- how big is the new review girl's hog?

And from YouTube, Martin Cosmos comments on Stutcho. This is just way too easy. It's like watching someone trying to fight a lightsaber with a breadstick. JLB-T-Web? Imagine a 60-year- old guy bragging about taking a shower. And Doom 3404 plays us out with, John thinks YouTube is like a giant game of strategic. Oh my god, I still can't say it, I'm gonna give up now. Strategic! Thank you! Oh, I got you now, Shulie. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha line. That was definitely. Well, that was worth it. That was a fond of it. It was, yes, it was worth it. Alright, let's get

right into voicemails without any further ado. Very about is there anything else you want to promote besides your only fans and your dog being a bad dog? He's a good boy. He's giving a dog a production. You should promote. Who wants a bad dog? Ryan's sleeping on the couch. Holy shit. Oh, look at this.

How could you be mad at him? Is it a him or her? It's a him. Yeah. All right, I take it all around. I take it all back. You have some new reviews to read for us there? Yes, I did.

I have a couple for you. Listened once, a friend suggested this as an entertaining podcast. I've deleted that friend and the show for my life. Damn it. I'm going to say it's probably a five star review, right? Yep. Yep. Okay, thank you.

Okay. And then another one valid criticisms. But I feel like I'm listening to a morning show. Yeah. And I like morning shows. So that works out pretty well. Is that a three star review? It's a one star. Yeah. I didn't get a couple stars for the valid criticisms. Yeah, right. Damn it. All right. Well, thank you for sending in those reviews. It helps the algorithm. I'm told, which is always good for the show. So thank you much, Lee. Want to hit some some voice sounds in call today, everyone? Let's do it. All right. Starting off with a guy who's very excited about our new review girl, Kendi.

No, Cole. Um, no, like a new newspaper, Kendi or whatever it is. Um, it's pretty cool that you've finally got a newspaper that I feel like I think, but I just, she's beautiful hair and the cutest tables. Have a call, mate. Peace. Alright, this guy thinks it's got a chance. I'll shoot you a number good luck. See what happens Hey, Carl. Did you hear about the Mexican Russian sign these twins?

It turns out they had dose of a jaunus Hello Hello. That's great. Hello. A guy from Buffalo, Calon, apparently, when I was listening to the fucking Tom Myers portion, I was wintzing, visibly wintzing, it looked like I was in pain. Didn't realize I was doing it. And he thought I was fucking like having a stroke or something. ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha together or something. Hey Carl, it's Nico from Canada. Is it just me or is the Dues payer pretty cool nickname? John uses it every time like it's this great sick burn on Shuleen.

I just picture like a really nice old jazz lounge with a Marquillo front to set. Tonight only Rembrandt, the Dues payer brown on this Exapot. I don't know. You just didn't even stand there and it's self, you know, get back on the back. Yeah, actually, it's a good point. If you didn't know the origin of it,

it's actually kind of a cool name. I'm with you on that, feeling it. Oh, so I was talking about flat earth last week. I almost went back and revisited because I didn't watch the whole episode yet. And it's so funny here in Eddie Bravo, I talked to Rose Ann Bar. Maybe I'll get back to it. But so we're talking about flatter than how Eddie Bravo is talking about. They think that we're going a thousand miles per hour. And that's going 30,000 miles per hour in that direction.

And then the whole universe is going 28 billion miles per hour. So I was trying to explain if you were in an airplane going 500 miles per hour is i was trying to explain if you were in an airplane going for a month per hour is very different when you're on the land going for a month per hour and apparently my simplification of it was not the correct simplification of it of course someone's gonna correct me on that all it's been from dover listen flutterers are really stupid but you're argument against the more or less one of them was kind of dumped it the reason that we don't feel the earth moving is because force

has nothing to do with philosophy and everything to do with acceleration that's taken second law we don't feel it because we can't perceive the earth's accelerating because it doesn't happen that fast at all that's why all right come on back actually makes a lot of sounds thank you sir thank you for correcting me people love to be corrected there's nothing like having a podcast to let everyone point out how dumb you are about shit. That's awesome. I love it. Wouldn't it be funny if we were just able to capture people's conversations for two hours a week and just post about the internet and put them to

them. People could just analyze this shit out of it. The cal photographer calling into the show again. Carl. Calcutta, I'm sure. You still haven't posted podcast hitman jail address. I'm supposed to send him much. And you have not allowed me to enable his really bad behavior. So could you please pose that in the show this week? Bye. Yeah.

Yeah, if you need to send needs of Victor Send them to our P.O. But yeah, yeah, I'll get sure. Yeah, good point. Who are these commas where I can find that? Hey Carl Gary and San Diego Well, I guess my last call just dropped off all of this sudden So I'm gonna try and recreate it. Okay John on his Film catch Friday He said he was gonna have a list of Academy Award nominees who didn't win. So I think, okay, he's got a lot of homework here, like he always does.

And what he does, he actually pulls up a list from the internet and he starts reading off people that were nominated but didn't win. So he for example he says Ed Norton didn't win for the American History X. Can you believe it? He was great. Well he shouldn't going to say who did win? And he could do a comparison. But he's a little too lazy for that. Then he keeps reading the list. And he gets to, in the heat of the night, but I guess his eyes are not dropper. And he keeps reading the list and he gets to, in the heat of the night, but I guess his eyes are not dropper and he goes, Paul Newman didn't win for in the heat of the night. Can you believe it? Wait, what?

Paul Newman was not in heat of the night. He was probably talking about the hustler, but John's just too lazy to do his homework. Anyway, it was a fiasco that Filmpest Friday is just laziness. He's too lazy to do any homework and put it on a real show. Anyway, I'm not gonna forget my catchphrase. Rock and roll, love.

All right, rock and roll in the universe. Gary watches these shows so closely and we reached out to him to see if he wanted to be part of the roundtable. Actually what happened was, and I wish I was making this op-up dot. Kurt if reached out to Judy and asked Judy to ask Gary if you'd want to come on. And Judy's response was Gary's flattered by the invite, but he actually really dislikes John a lot and he gets very angry if he was part of our roundtable. He seems like a typical lucky guy and I was surprised by that answer.

He's like, really? He seems like he's having a lot of fun with that. He's actually watching, he's going, it was the hot sler! It was the fucking hot sler you idiot! Be the shit out of June. It's kind of stupid. Hey Carl, Darian San Diego. Well, in reference to your Stuttering John round table, Hey, Carl Darian San Diego.

Well, in reference to your Stuttering John Roundtable, I don't know if you're going to have people in the studio or that's all going to be Zoom or what, but if you do have people in the studio, discussion on Stuttering John can get pretty heated. I suggest that people come in, you first come in, and look for concealed weapons. That's for sure, especially Czech Cardiff. He's always carrying something on him and Czech for

Daringers too. Okay, I'm not going to forget my catchphrase, rock and roll though. We didn't think you would. Don't worry about that Gary. His card of carry is Daringrin and his purse or in his garter. It's a good question. It didn't get heated. We left our asses on the toilet. But you know, apparently Gary thought he was going to get heated for his job. We had a chance not going to be there. Yeah, we're not upset about him. We think he's funny. Hey, can you hear him? This is your third Mexican listener from Houston. Hey, don't call me back.

All right, all right. Look at that. Very excited. Our numbers are growing. They really are. B.Dabler had his 50th episode today, and I took a peek while I was prepping this morning. I saw that Lorenzo Ariola was on the show.

So a couple minutes of that. Is he Mexican? He has a little affectation going on. I mean, can I count it? Sure. Noah was out of the show. So a couple minutes of that. Is he Mexican? He has a little affectation going on. I mean, can I count it? Sure. Can we be up to about five now? Three and a half.

OK. Good enough. Hey, Carl, Darry from San Diego. My neighbor, Sandy, just left. And she was talking to Judy. And I saw her some tears in her eyes. Oh no. So after she left, was talking to Judy and I saw some tears in her eyes. Oh no. So after she left, I said to Judy, I said, why was Sandy crying?

She says, well, Sandy's really upset. She thinks that she's never going to get to hear those a-listers that John promised to interview on his podcast since he quit. She said, no more a-lister she left really curious anyway i'll keep it posted it's a sad story though okay all for sandy

she looks like content the jet puts out it he didn't say catchphrase oh he brought the catchphrase. Oh, he brought the catchphrase. No. Leave me the blue balls over here. No, damn it.

It's the worst. All right. Lucy, once over with Kaylee, I forgot to mention your YouTube channel. That's a thing. It's a C-A-Y-L-E-Y. That's correct. And this month I'll also be on with Tony and hack the movies and he's joining me on my channel as well.

So nice. Exciting month of October. Look at you with celebrities on your show. I know. Tony from Hector Malice. Yeah, that's a big deal right there. Pretty fantastic. What are you going to be talking about?

Well, movies. Well, we are talking about on my channel. We'll be talking about slumber party massacre too, which is very, very exciting. Um, and then on his channel, we will be doing the remake of last house on the left. Nice. So it's slumber party movie. Is that is a reaction movie? Oh, the remake is awesome.

The, the, the original is not good. One thing. What's the missing? Well, you got to come and watch the review to find out. Ooh, that's a tease right there. I told you. I brought the old tease. I always tease it.

So, Summer Party, Massacre 2, that's not the one with the guitar. Oh, it sure is. Oh, it is. Fuck it. Oh, it sure is. Yeah, I watched that with Trucker Andy. That's too long ago. It's great.

It's a beautiful, beautiful movie. It's like a musical. It is entirely a musical. The music drives the plot and you have to listen to all of every single song that happens. Is it better than Greece? I mean, it's apples and oranges. Come on.

I don't know. They're about to say, but I would think. All right. Well, thank you so much for coming out and trying to read the news. Yes, I will keep trying. I'll be right back. We'll keep trying. We'll keep trying.

I think Mary about the sudden sabotage you there. Sorry. Sorry, it was the dog. I don't think that anything could have been helped for me. Totally. Oh, all right. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Alright Folks guess what the episode's over Are we down here? SQR go fuck yourselves have a good week

I love you. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye, guys. Bye.