Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep452 - John Boy and Billy Big Show

Episode Date: October 12, 2023

It's Jocktober and this episode we're checking out a morning show that has a lot of energy (because they tape the previous afternoon) from the South. Yee haw! John Boy and Billy really bring it with such amazing content as this day in history, celebrity birthdays, prizes... Trucker Andy is back in the house to examine boomer humor and a hilarious impression of a stoner. Also on this episode, Myster Magenta has a new StutJo song, Last Podcast on the Left gets "me too'd," Tom Myers is back with episode 2 of season 4, Alex Jones relives his childhood, and we play another riveting round of "To Catch An Alien." https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and Billy is really all that matters on this one. This is a morning show. They're out of Charlotte, North Carolina, but they're syndicated all over the southeast mostly, mostly in the southeast. This is kind of a redneck show. And I'll just play the intro to get us into it, to get things started for us. Good morning. You got a big show on already. Oh radio more chance if you to win coming up after your news weather in sports I stand on the hill First off he starts off with more chances for you to win imagine listening to a radio show So you're gonna shitty prizes I hate these guys, but I might win There's more ways to win than usual, so I guess I'll I'll tune in for that That's still a reason why people listen to the radio some people win things. I don't even know that's true

I'll tune in for that. Is that still a reason why people listen to the radio? Some people win things. I don't even know that's true. Not in this area anyway, I don't know. Maybe it's some places. There's still prize pigs tuning in, getting their phones ready to dial. Stand on the hill, but not for a thrill,

for the breath of a fresh keel. And never mind the man who comes in place, doing away with licensed plates. He stands alone anyhow, baking the cookies of discontent by the heat of the laundromat van. Leave it in salt. And then like in poor dragon dot, dot, dot,

you know, kinda hopes that up. Leave it in salt. Hot in the waters of the Madula Ablonga with John Boy and Billy on the Big Show. You like that with John Boy? Yeah. I didn't get any of that. Did you get any of that? Because they're laughing a lot.

So over my head, I mean, all I could think of is baby Billy from righteous gemstone. He kind of looks like that. Yeah, he's got that sound that cadence. Preach to me boy. Pretty good stuff. Got that Walton Goggins hairline too. Yes.

Halfway back the top of your head. I wish they had video they don't. It's all radio. They do have a YouTube channel in post in a while I'll play that later, but Andy first what did you pick up on what sums up the show for you? Yeah, my clip 10 if you listen to this this is 70% of what you're gonna hear Good morning, it's a big show on the radio.

Everything is a music bed into big show on the radio. It happens 15 times and two hours. Correct, and it's because they're probably playing songs and stuff too. So the podcast itself is pretty short every day. And so instead of playing commercial breaks and weather and traffic and whatever else they're doing, they put in these little music bouts. But my favorite is the transition they have. I'll tell you about it right after this. And we're back. God, who are these podcasts? That happens a lot in this show. And I got very excited about it. I thought that was a lot of fun. Okay, so to start off this Tuesday morning,

they're talking about the metric system and metric conversion to standard or imperial, whatever you wanna call it. And it'll shock you, you know, if people are stupid when I'm doing measurements, I'm still working on like a meter in a yard. Yeah, that's like 1.3. Anytime it looks like yards, is that right?

And then fathoms, you know, you got to go for a feat Well, that's not really the metric system. No, that's not right. That's from 20,000 leagues under the Ocean system. Yeah, that's what the metric system, he goes meters fathoms. That's his second example What's the difference between elite you get a fathom? So do you actually know what a fathom is in distance? I looked this up. I didn't know. No, I have no idea. It measures depth into water and One fathom is six feet or two yards. So completely unnecessary at every single way Leave it to the standard system to just have a bunch of shit that we do not need and that you still have to convert We still have to figure out how many fathoms deep is it?

All right, so I can dive headfirst or what does that mean? I don't know. It's very difficult to understand. Now, I just noticed, I don't listen to your clips before I do the show, Andy, but I noticed from the names of your clips that you picked up on something that I picked up on,

they do all the heck bits a morning show would do. They got to talk about this day in history, who was born as birthday. It was, but they start with today's national hot dog day. Today is nationals suck off a teenager day. Not in this country, but you know, Philippines. But so they have these like they have to go through these things and nobody gives a fuck about right. It's the stupidest shit

National handbag day national walk to a park day and I was out of the city alone You might not want to take your handbag when you want the park We got some thavin suckers out there Way to pull those things together. Wow. How do I combine these two things into a joke? Yeah, pretty good stuff who fucking decides what these national days are? Whoever's doing it is out of control. What's marketers? Obviously, yeah, because National Handbag Day, who do you think's interested in that?

People will probably sell handbags and be my guess on it. And Bob Johnson, the chat says you could always dive ahead first car. That's not true. Hey, Bob, that we're buds. All right, what other days are there, Andy? What else did you pick up on?

Yeah, I think in my clip one, they bring up that it's vodka day, and I think Billy is trying to make a joke, but with his accent, you can't tell. Okay, maybe you can't. Yeah. Let's all listen for ourselves. See if you can tell, everyone.

It is a hot tub. We're four bunch of national days here. National Cinnamon Bundy, National Taco Day, National Golf Lovers Day, National Vodka Day. Then we just have a national Vodka Day. Wait a second, I have another one. So, excuse me. Boom-Hower.

Was he trying to slur, like he's wasted? I couldn't even tell. Yeah. Until I listened to it. He's still drunk from the last Vodka day that he's still drunk on this Vodka day. Yeah. That's how drunk he got last Vodka day.

Very impressive. Playing golf day in October. Golf lovers day. Golf lovers day in October. This doesn't make any fucking sense. This is not when people are hitting the links right now. That's how much they love it. National Washington National.

Good points. Good point. People are always at the golf course when it's nice out and they're ready to go. You got to put it in October. That's, you know what? Back to marketing again. That makes a lot of sense. National what? National this day. National white nationalist. National build a wall day. Too many days. I don't have days in the year, Carl. Do you have another example of this? And, I mean, that's too, too many examples already. All right, I just happen to see something.

Sure, all right. Play the second one. You want to know what other days are. I do. I'm interested now. National Fruit and Workday. Not that yesterday. We just went to the restaurant.

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So there's a few things that they get away with on here being a Redneck Radio that I, a little jealous of. I'll be honest with you. So let's go back to this day in history. Let's find out what happened on this day. Always exciting stuff, right? To learn what else happened on whatever day it is. It was on this day in 1962, the BBC band, Bobby Boris Pickett's hit single Monster Mash.

Because the network thought the song was offensive. The Transylvania twist, now what is that? Really? That's wow, 62. All right, 1976. Yeah, they didn't say about it either, that's the best part. They're like, yeah, they'm 1976. You're not gonna say about it either. That's the best part. They're like, yeah, they banned Monster Mash. Crazy. Pretty crazy stuff, right?

I guess. So the fake laughing on this show, this is precisely what we do when we do the over the top of the, Oh, look, we believe it. The radio DJ laugh voice. That's why we do it. This is where this came from. This guy.

That sounds less like something you would say on the fly People make up names all the time We'll be back at All right, we're back Andy. Would you pick up on this episode? How hack the show is because we're clipping all of the same things from different episodes. Right. Cause they just do the same shit day in and day out. So my clip three is this day in history shit. Over to four. There was 1893.

The first professional football contract was signed between Grant Dibbert and Pittsburgh, AC. Grant Dibbert. They reverse Dibbert. He's no puke. 1952. The first pacemaker to control the body's heartbeat, developed by Dr. Paul Zoll of Harvard, was fitted externally to David Schwartz.

Dr. Paul Zoll. Paul Zoll. And Ryan's getting it. Good work, Doc. Finally, it was on his day in 1986. CBS News anchor Dan Rather was assaulted by two men in New York City. One of the men I's rather watch the frequency, Kenneth. I mean, it's not even interesting, really, right?

Good job, Doc. On this day in history, 2023, co-host killed a podcaster from making him listen to awful shit all the time. Uh-oh. It sounds scary. Before boating. Yeah. All right. So you heard the beginning. More chances to win. I want to win. What are we doing? Let's play a game. All right. Okay.

So let's focus focus that anyone can win. John Boy and Billy give your prizes from the big prize beer. Let's go. Me contestant number one. This should really be a lot of fun when you're playing uppers. Have a hurry up and guess time. You the best time you love a big show time Hey, hey the Michael from Oriental North Carolina It keeps going to or yet. Yeah, it's from Oriental North Carolina Surprise even let him on the show. So it's okay if you ever you're talking about people or a place

Did he use that term? But the fucking Flintstones. Yeah. And the whole song. It was a reruns when I was a kid. Yeah, I know. 40 years ago and I hated it then. We all know it though. It's familiar.

That old thing that producer Chris likes to point out. I must like this because it's familiar. Yeah. So that thing goes on for way too long. Coming up, the leave it to be for a quiz show. Yeah, while it's close to that, but first, let's get some small talking with the contestant. Everyone knows my goal someday is to host a game show. I hope I'm better than this guy at talking to contestants.

Y'all wanted my favorite spots there in Oriental. Carolina, the beautiful place to be.. Oh man, you got that right, buddy. Good. How's the weather today, is it all right? Gonna be nice. Beautiful. Good, buddy. All right, man. Way. All right, we're gonna. I was gonna weather this. Gonna be nice, huh? It was something like real Farrell doing Harry Carey.

How's the weather today. Is it all right? It was all right. I was going on on this side. All right. So, Outburst contestant, there's a twist ending at the end of his, were you done with yours?

No, that was just the small talk. Now you're in the show. Yeah, all right. Well, I'll say my outburst. Okay. So now we're going to do this show that they're playing. This is the uppers. It's called Which is it's not as fun as it sounds. Let's put it that way. So here is the the question five seconds Give us three monsters ready go

Oh, zombie, Frankenstein, and the mummy. The mummy! Oh, that amount might want to pick up the base. Just, here we go. Here we go, you got a model, here we go, buddy. Frankenstein's the doctor, idiot. That's true. I was going to die for that. Also, that was way longer than five seconds.

Plus, you're on a show with these guys from the South. They have some photos. They have three monsters. Hillary Clinton, Nancy Pelosi, Chuck Schumer. Oh wait, actually that last one was a real bosser. Hold on, let me get a joke in there. Aby Schumer. See, that would have been enjoyable, but this guy's trying to win prizes or something.

So then everyone's fucking laughing. He won the prize, or I'll have him in a grand old time. And this asshole has to totally spoil the mood Hey, Johnny yeah, I want to I want to give a little shout out to the Paramedic here in Pamela co-count saved my life back in December. Is that right? Awesome man. I know we're having a lot of fun here but real quick, how about a moment of silence for those girls that music festival in Israel were rate tortured and murdered by Hamas?

Can we just get a moment of silence for that real quick? Alright, now back back to the show everybody. Andy, what were they playing of the episode you listen to? Yeah, clip five. It's it's more of the same if you're just joining us. We're listening to the John Boy and Billy show on W A2B. Right before the break, Andy was going to introduce us to a sod they played on the show that he listened to and he taken away Now clip five this is the outburst game show again, but I think maybe they must the guests

They must find the people that are have the saddest story Because the guy at the end of this one now brings up a sensitive subject to in five seconds This one now brings up a sensitive subject to in five seconds Three professions that have a contract ready go hold on a second Out the outburst games the same as uppers. They're both the exact same game. Just got the three things I Thought he was saying outburst, but it sounded like uppers. Oh, maybe yeah In five seconds, three professions that have a contract ready. Go. But ball based ball and basketball. Third. All right. Now give us three medical devices.

Ready. Go. Ice. Mike. Mike. Mike. Inflin. ready to go. uh... pipe micr and for the win three male news anchors pastor present ready can't have a day for the water calling

the with the education the news anchor back there where now We're gonna get that television to news anchors from back there if we're now. We said I wasn't allowed to go. What was he saying at the other?

Yeah, I wish we had politicians to news anchors from back there if we're now. All right, sir. Yeah, I mean, you're one of the game. We ought to get their political view across. Actually, we chill bad and we give all the white folks a little bit of drinking fountain to give. If Truman was still around, he'd just nuke the guys a strip like the good old days. We get it, sir.

Yeah, we get it. That's fine. And we all agree with you, sir. We're not supposed to stay down the radio right now. So they also rip off an old Johnny Carson bit. So it was called outburst. And I was calling it uppers. It definitely sounded like uppers.

We said it. Thank you. Oh, yeah. This is the kind of looks like he's afraid for his paycheck right now. No boss, you were right. And you sounded like you were right. I think Andy's the idiot even though he got it right. You sound like he's the dummy.

Take him lessons from Ralph. Okay. So they rip off an old Johnny Carson bit here. Tarmag, the Magnificent. It's a big job, I'll tell you. I'm a guy holding my hands the envelopes. As a child of four completely see these envelopes are hermetically sealed. They may kept in a mayonnaise jar and axle roses headband drawers since noon yesterday.

You. Though no one knows the contents of these envelopes, but you and your mystical and semi-definery way will ascertain the answers to these questions having never before seen the questions. Are you ready? If I wasn't, would I be dressed like this? You have the term and let's do it. I'm a lobe number one. NETTY POT.

NETTY POT. What does NETTY put in her purse for the Snoop Dog concert? Oh, Nettie. Oh my gosh. Is that the worst joke they could have come up with for that? Oh, there's plenty of examples of that. You wouldn't even say Nettie pot. Nettie's pot. Maybe, or just pot.

Nettie pot. Well, a Snoop Dog. Those black folks in their way, Nettie, alright Well, a snoop dog. Those black folks in their way, he bought a little lookout. All right, well let's keep this thing going. They got more jokes for this. Yeah. Tackling the opioid crisis. Tackling the opioid crisis.

Why did Ron Howard buy a big tube of preparation H? Oh, it was good. Yeah, you are He had no idea what that man is Did you get what that man put it together? You finally put it together be roared.. Yes. Right. What a stretch. Holy sh**. I know it's not what Ron Hauer's known for anymore, but that's fine. I understand.

I guess. I mean, he's had a long career since then. But okay, whenever. Good stuff. I just love that. This guy is just cosy laughing everything. That was just like, oh. I give that to you.

All right. Here's another one. He gets this one. This one he gets. He's very proud of himself. I give that to you. Here's another one. He gets this one. This one he gets. He's very proud of himself.

He's back. Gerber strained bananas and Windex. Gerber strained bananas and Windex. What do you feed a test tube baby? I'll wait. Windex is for the tube. Exactly. you feed a test tube baby. Oh, wait a minute. Windex and for the tube. Exactly.

I'm not going to drive with you. We've made some very good progress here today. That was a show off. You got the joke and you explained it too. So it was really understanding pretty well. Okay, let's keep this going. This one is really dumb. This might be the dumbest one. If I was trying to think of a thousand punchlines for this, if I came up with this one, I'd be like, I can do a thousand better.

2020. 2020. What do you hear when the Olsen twins step on a talking scale at the same time? They're everything. Yeah, we're on the number seven. So I get it. Oh, that's like, let's talk about this thing. A talking scale. Is this a Garfield comic

from 1983? A talking scale. One at a time. Oh, good one. Is there ever been a talking scale only for the sake of jokes? Right. Right. Imagine I want to see Vinnie had a talking scale. Yeah. All right.

Does it be funny? All right. So this is the one joke that's like, all right, not terrible. And I wouldn't normally hear this on the radio. So'll give him credit for that the crapper the crapper What do people in Japan use to remote control their bedroom lights? I mean this guy's not gonna get, not so now, anytime soon. No, I'm assuming that kind of humor, that's, wow, pretty edgy stuff right there.

All right, so then I'm like, okay, if we're gonna be racist and stuff, I could get out bored and just give you a hug. Let's see what else they got. And see if you can figure this one out. LGBTQ. LGBTQ. LGBTQ. How does Mike Tyson order a sandwich at Subway?

LGBTQ. What is that? I don't get that one at all. I don't get that one at all. I don't get that one at all. I don't get that one at all. I don't get that one at all. I Don't get that one at all Yeah LGBTQ a list involved if it's a time yeah, it doesn't make any sense, but they laughed to us all I must have missed it

All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back after this All right, let's take a quick break and we'll come back after this. And we're back, Trucker Andy. What do you got for us? What did you listen to? Yeah, I got some Boomer humor. Oh, good. I didn't know if these guys are completely out of touch with, you know, contemporary technology. Clip 6.

Cool technology. And you mentioned Zoom. I'm like, ooh. I did. 2010 gold. My mama had zoom. Now she held it up to her ear. So, how about that? And she had to say Sarah, give me.

Mama, is that your ear? All right. I'm a comb salesman. If you think TikTok, you're going to be a cool guy. I'm going to be a cool guy. I'm going to be a cool guy. I'm going to be a cool guy.

I'm going to be a cool guy. I'm going to be a cool guy. I'm going to be a cool guy. I'm going to be a cool guy. I'm going to be a cool guy. I'm going to be a cool guy. I'm going to be a cool guy. I'm going to salesman. If you think TikTok is an app for your pacemaker, you might be a host of the big show. It's like that type of shit all the time. Pretty good stuff. Yeah, you got to enjoy it. So there's this guy who calls in who's Mad Max.

Did you hear Mad Max calling in on the shows you listen to? No. Oh, well, Mad Max is an older gentleman speaking of boomer humor. I think you'll enjoy it. I hear it all the time. Max, you're such an old fart. And it's true. I am an old fart.

I've always been old fart. In fact, I was a fart even before I was old. Believe it or not, it's work pretty good for me. Let me preach, young. Ever see an old picture of somebody that was real good looking when they were young and think, wow, they got old. And that's the price you pay for being young and perty. But sometimes people look better when they get old. When you see a young picture of them, something looks off.

They look more like they're self now that they're old. Some people age into their face. The perfect example. Frank Katie. Is this story having end? Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second.

What the fuck, all right? We got it. Holy shit. I can make more sense if you recognize the reference Listen, shut up for a second. What the fuck, all right? We get it. Holy shit, that, man. It makes more sense if you recognize the reference at the end of that. That would be helpful, yes. You the fuck is that? I know one.

Nothing. It goes nowhere. So this Mad Max call, I just, I wasn't having as much fun with as everybody else was. Well, it's just John Boy with a. It's Billy. It's Billy with a colleague. Yeah, it's just John boy with a it's Billy. It's Billy. Yeah. I think. Yeah. I think so. Of course. So then the next week I was doing episode and he calls back and again, John

born Billy. He had Max here. How's it going, buddy? Well, how you think it's going? Look, girl, I got a busy morning. I'm just going to cut right to the cheese. Our top story, there's a new long-term side effect of COVID, and it looks like it ain't going away. It's a little thing I like to call, why does everybody and his brother expect me to give him a tip for everything lately? LAUGHTER Do you guys want to chuckle at that? Or, you know, I think that's a pretty good one. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

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I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I was waiting for a joke. This reminds me of, remember when Lewis Black was on a daily show. Yeah. Back in Black because there it is. Like, I'm set out rage. And that was kind of like this. We gone from delivery drivers are the real heroes to won a tip for handing a bag out the drive through with. This is a recent COVID variant. I like to call my big

old one. And I really hate the part where they hand you the credit card swiper and say, no, it's going to ask you a few questions before you swipe your card. I think it's some kind of random survey. Gosh, little old me just has no idea what's going on, please. We both know what's going on. Please, we both know what's going on. You're trying to get a tip for some people that didn't use the tip for.

Boom, I take revelation here. I don't think that that's all fake laughter. I think a couple of these guys think it's really funny. You're really? Why do you think that? Because they seem really stupid. Explain yourself. I don't think they understand jokes or anything.

They're dumb enough to enjoy this. Yeah. All right. Which is worse. Fake laughing or real laughing at this stuff. I suppose if you don't get the joke, you should have some questions and not just go in laughing. Yeah. The fake laughing would be worse.

Yeah, that's really pretending. Pretending that something is. Faking your ass is bliss. Funny that it's really pretending pretending that's a big news is bliss. Funny that it's not instead of just being delighted by everything. All right, fair enough. I would think that if someone jiggles their keys in front of you and you start clapping that that would be a bigger problem. But you guys might be out to something.

It's problematic, but kind of funny. Okay. Fair enough. Andy, back to you, buddy. All right. And Clip, seven, there's the seven, eight and nine are all sort of this one bit where it's a stone, woman, giving, you know, hits blunt thoughts, I've seen those memes. And the beginning of this, they kind of like set the stage for yet you can Google one-liners and get 100.

So this bit writes itself. But then 8 and 9, just I challenge anybody to tell me what the punchline is of those. But let's hear 7. Okay. And we'll like see what this bit's all about. And now, deep thoughts with Zach the weed guys girlfriend Mary Jane. Hey, we're over here.

Yo, did I have a date? It's just so cool. What's crack-a-legged? Okay, okay, I- I know this girl. She dances to my band. Okay. Hey, okay, I guess it's kind of early for crack-a-legged.

Okay, sorry guess it's kind of early for a crackle. Okay. Okay, it's not for that one. Guys, I've been sitting around the house thinking about stuff. You want to hear something? Yeah. Oh my goodness. That's so cool. Raise yourself. Oh, right, man.

Well, it's October, y'all. Which means all the cobwebs in my house just turned into Halloween decorations to the end of the month. Oh, shoot, man. I forgot to go to the gym yesterday for the eighth year in a row. I used to be a crass teninator, then I turned pro. Nice. That was fake. I'm so angry at that.

Right. So it's a Mitch Hedberg thing. Right. Because that's a delivery of it and everything. You get the one-liners and the... Correct. Yeah. But it just deteriorates into shit that makes absolutely no sense

Clip 8 is a good example of that Families that have a bunch of kids are like water bed stores Yeah, they used to be everywhere, but when you see one now you go wow These I mean the jokes over at the used to be everywhere. They didn't add anything with that punch line. No. This last one though, nine is, I makes zero sense. Okay.

Alright, let's see if we can figure it out. I was furious at this one. Ah, but it's gonna be good. I bet Andy's the person who's wrong on this one. Let's find out. Y'all took my nephew to the store with me the other day. I gave him five bucks and said, go get whatever you want.

He came back with a fully cooked rotisserie chicken. Man, that kid is going places. That's right. That's right. What? Yeah. That is the correct response. He's going places because of a rotisserie chicken? I don't get it.

No, there's nothing to get. I'm scanning for an angle. Why are it? New contest, that's an A2P. Explain that joke to us. Out of the episode that I listened to, that was like the longest segment of the show. That went on for twice as long as what we just listened. Jesus Christ.

And everybody was delighted. Oh yeah, of course they were. Well, they also have these pre-recorded bits they do on their show. And guess what? People are delighted by them. Good morning, this is Big Show, the radio, take a zap. It's Good morning, this is Big Show on Radio.

Check it out. It's the John Boy and Billy Big Show. Have you ever said he said, Callie, well, all the celebrities and guests those guys out there, I sure would like to be a part of the Big Show. But I don't really have time. Now you can.

Yes, everybody loves the fun and excitement of the John Boy and Billy show. And now you can be a part of it. Introducing John Boyn Billy and me. Here's how it works. Your John Boyn Billy and me package includes a complete personal information questionnaire that you fill out and mail to us. Will custom record a personalized cassette with your name and other vital information and

send it back to you by return mail. Just pop it in your tape player and the fun begins. For example, if your name was Chris, it would sound a little something like this. Good morning, it's the John Moin Billy Big Show, and we're here with our special guest, Chris. I gotta tell you, Chris, it's great that you were able to clear your busy schedule

and join us in, because we know your job at Harris Teter, keep you pretty busy to hate. This goes on for a while. This whole bit where they splice in this guy's personal information into one of those shows. I get it. Pretty good stuff. I think when he goes, do you want to be on our show? You're just too busy. Like, is this so be too busy to be on our show?

You crazy? Everyone wants to be on this show, which I give them credit for this. They record the show in the afternoon and then it plays on the radio the next morning. That's the way to do it. That ain't working. That's the way to do it. All right. I can't wait to send my cassette tape in and get it back and it was a bad put it on We'll put it on wax it played out by grandma for your truck You didn't like that while hold on I have another pre-recorded bed for us, but first this All right, we're back here's another pre-recorded bit

All I wanted to do was have a let us send with John Gluten bread, a tall glass of buttermilk and crawl under a bear skin rug. Why do I have to listen to that John Boyd person and Billy whoever on that noisy big show? Why can't I just listen to that sensible Robert D. Rayford instead of being tormented by those demons? But mama Pretty good stuff. Yeah, I mean

Voices go up and down voices go up and down I can't help but they also do this hilarious thing where they have like a guy with an accent because that's always funny Yeah, and at first I was writing down Jamaican accent, but then I'm not sure where this went. So that's always good. Yeah, I have no idea what this is supposed to be. Hey, yeah, this is your old pal, Ju-Stan LeBlanc. When I'm not motion summing out of bind,

Jacques Daniel whiskey and a play the right fine combo of my best friend, Woodrow, Woodrow, and that sassy, sack wife and his old Lisbon. I'm listening to those two wacky Kajan John Boy and Billy right there on that their big show. Who read this funny? I guarantee. So he's down in the bayou.

Yes. I suppose it wasn't always easy to decipher. It's a good thing he told us halfway through so we could get it I know what was going out there But funny stuff though nonetheless Not a white guy I guess. It's so that's kind of funny if they say so as long as they tell me it's funny They did it's funny. They did tell you it was funny now. Let's talk about celebrity birthdays Let's talk about yesterday.

It was Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Turn 49, Brett Farff. It was his birthday. And then a guy who is a big part of our show, his birthday as well. Uh, singer David Lee Roth. He's 69 years old again. And looks it. It's an IZ-Holly.

Yes. Oh, there's still got his long David Lee Roth. No. He's 69 years old again. And looks it. It's an isolated. I say no, lately. Yes. There's still guys long, David Lee Roth. No. He looks like he should be walking Lady Gaga's dog. Yeah. He looks like a dog walker. He went to Sting's haircut for a ride.

Right. Right. I just say, Mario. That's going to be better moving it. Mario Lopez, 15. Now, does David Lee Roth look old for the age of 69? Because I would love to look like him, when I'm almost 70 years old, if I make it that long.

Because the other guy was like the biggest coke out of the 80s. He seems to be doing pretty well. Am I crazy? I just thought that was a weird joke. They're like, oh yeah, he's still that long here. No, he hasn't had that in decades. We did do some research. Yeah, I did a little bit of research on this.

You guys are on the radio. She knows a little bit about David Rath, but maybe I'm right. So then it's Julia Sweeney's birthday. Now, Julia Sweeney, so funny. She played this character named Pat. I remember. A year remember.

And Sam. Remember back then of character like that We're not only get our recurring segment on us and now but a movie a major motion picture was made and the only reason Why I know that because a ween was in that ween was it because otherwise that's a waste of everyone It still is a waste of everyone's time so they bring up Julius Sweeney and Everyone can't wait to get into the action here with their patent pression. Julia Swini, SNL's Pat. You'll have a pat off. It's crazy. Look at you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha setter. You do setter. We're doing setter. We're doing jet off.

It's a lot of work. We're doing jet off. Well, that ain't up some time. Yeah. It's losing weather coming up. Okay. So I was lying earlier. We do have Taylor Swift news for you.

And what's great about this is that this gets a laugh even though it's not even in the realm of comedy, but it's topical. Sometimes that's all it takes. If you know something about what's going on in the world, that's enough for a laugh on this show. So Taylor is the only person in the world who's having a bigger year than Barbie. I'm telling you. Oh my god. And Travis Counseling's about to shake me. Holy shit. Imagine these guys went Viagra was new. Oh god.

I'm sure ten years into it, they were still doing a lot of Viagra events. So Travis killed him the best she can do. She's fucked everyone else. Every other person. He's the only one left. Last man standing. So anyway, I guess that was funny for that reason. So's the only one left. Last man standing. So anyway, I guess that was funny for that reason. So I checked out their YouTube.

I wanted to see what they're up to on their YouTube channel. And the last video they put up was from 11 months ago. It's still the main featured video that they have up on there. And of course, when I like about these guys that they're fun, they're funny, they're having a good time. So I was excited to see what are they putting up on there. And of course, what I like about these guys that they're fun, they're funny, they're having a good time. So I was excited to see what are they putting up on YouTube to maybe expand the reach of their show or just give the fans, all those fans of the show, something else to check out. Good Wednesday morning to you. The big shows on the radio, citizen ready at your service. And if you've been wondering why is citizen randy hosting

the show? What the world is going on? Nope, it's not on vacation. So I talked with John Boye last night and he gave me the green light to explain what's been going on within our big show family. And I will ask that if you're in our listening audience and you pray, I'd hope that you'd add John Boyd to your prayer list. See a while back, John Boyd went in for a full-body scan and they found a small aneurysm on his abdominal in order. It's a pretty

big deal. So they decided to watch it. It wasn't big enough to get all alarmed out. They watched it for about six months and went in for another visit, another scan, and found that it had grown ever so slightly. So they decided that they were going to probably suggest going in a relatively minor procedure and include a stint that would prevent the bulge from getting larger. And when he went in for a follow-up scan for pre-surgery, they decided to go a more aggressive route for treating the aneurysm since it had gotten worse. Still.

So on Thursday of last week, John Boy went in for a very serious major surgery. This episode where they open up. Just under his rib cage down below his belly button and corrected this aneurysm on his aorta. Turns out once in the surgeons actually found that there were two bulges, two aneurysms and corrected. The surgery went very well and it takes many hours to do that. The surgeon that completed it, I want to give her a shout out and

that's Dr. Kelso. This is the last video to have up on there. YouTube page. Lady Doctors. I know. They could have gotten something going on in there. Maybe a hilarious sound effect or something. Do we have a bazooka in the board or anything like that? We could be heading here in this light in the mood. Maybe something like. Or maybe not. Alright, well, since I left this on a, I guess he's okay now. I was 11 months ago. Sorry. He's back on the radio. So we can all be excited about that. And

since I got that as a bummer, let's get right into our. Gringe of the week. Gringe of the week. Coming in from Nick Tucker, and this is a show that we actually did review back in the day, Planet Mikey, with the host, Mike Adams. And Nick Tucker writes, and it says, if you're wondering what Mike Adams is up to, it's the same old bullshits. Yeah. Eh, eh, eh, eh.

Welcome to the Planet Mikey show. If you double-barrowed action in, Welcome to the final Viking show. Double Barrow Dictionary. Welcome to the episode two and the My Irish. To episode two, Farty. Two Farty, two Farty. Three. Two Farty Far.

43. And whatever. Two 40, does it matter really? Yes. As I mentioned last week, we're hiring for all positions. Yep. Women, particularly, if they know the positions, Yes As I mentioned last week we're hiring for all positions. Yep Women particularly if they know the positions they can come here and they can get a job and Everybody will be happy

How dare you? I brought you by pro automotive of Webster and Dudley pro automotive MA calm and 199 Oxford Avenue Wow, so these shows are stuck in a different era. Apparently good for them. They're good for us. That would have slipped in the 80s. That's fucking bizarre. Am I wrong about this? If you know the position for reverse cowgirl. We actually are.

But she would have been slightly better than what he said. All right, so we got a song in. It's not a Carl parody song because it's better than that. This is coming in from Mr. Magenta. And Mr. Magenta does a lot of great songs for us, but this one is fantastic because he decided to play all of the guitar parts himself and if you guys are familiar with Gotta Thunder by Kiss, he decided that song needed to be sped up a little bit. Am I agree? Yeah. So this is him on guitar and the song Gotta Bounders. BWDRZ And a course came I never talked to my son And I will drink it up quick, quick

From now until I become the God of Blonders I feed the trolls I'll make a wander How many drinks until I shout out skull I'm the Lord of the Recharge, too many strokes I can feel I find the lonely to feed me and I command you to kneel the forth, God of blunders Shoot these my mow, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, Oh please go on. Don't stop there. Mr. Vagenta. Fantastic work.

God of Bwonders. Maybe we'll play that again on Pointe, Devil Point this Friday. I'm happy to report that we'll have another roundtable show on the Shuley network this time around. And we're being joined by Phil Elmore this time. The great Missy B will be joining us because there was too many ugly guys on the last episode. I was like, we should get some hot chicks over here to be a part of it. So that should be a part of it. So that should be a lot of fun. Friday, 4 p.m. Eastern. We got caught up on all of our Southern

John news. Of course, John suspension ends either that Thursday, either this Thursday or Friday. So what's he going to do with that? Will he be back? Will we get an announcement before then? I don't know, because all it's been happening since he left the internet again, you know, I guess it's been about YouTube, is he decided he was going to Jamaica. Fake Jamaica. He pretended he was going to want you Jamaica with a pretend girlfriend and posted photos

that were obviously fake. And I think since then, it's been leaning into it pretending he's trolling us. That's always a great move. When you do this thing, we're just like, well you're obviously lying. Yeah, and you almost fell for it. Yeah.

Oh, a second, I called you on a lie. You're busted. Nope, I'm not busted. I was lying on purpose to see if you would fall for it. It's such a zoom-oc thing to fucking do. Yeah. I guess I'll be idiot. He's gas-let me.

I'm an idiot. I didn't realize. Yeah, and if we all agreed to not say anything, he would try and pull off that he was in Jamaica. Of course, that was the whole goal. Yeah, he was trying to pull it off and show us how cool he is. He can just get up a go over to Jamaica whenever he wants. Anyway, we'll get caught up on all that news. Phil O'More is great. He always has a good assessment on what's going on. Quick podcasting news update. Last podcast on the left. Familiar with this show?

I've heard of it. We've talked about on WTP. I think I may be covered it also on who are these creepos on the creep off. It's a big true crime show. They think they got a big deal, maybe Spotify. They're on one are these creepos on the creep off? It's a big true crime show. They got a big deal, maybe Spotify, they're on one of these networks, they got a big deal. So it's hard to find these days,

but they make a lot of money, they're doing very well. And apparently one of the hosts has been kicked off the show. Ben Kissel is no longer the show after an axis abuse claim and he has been removed from their Websites so this is the son reporting So this is what these guys look like if you're not familiar Big show last podcast on the left they kind of giggle through Horrible things that happened in history. This is the the girl. There's a bunch of statements We wish them all the best.

We're sad to see him go. It's really upsetting. It's such a bomber. Bumble, bumble, bumble, bumble, bumble, bumble, bumble, bumble, let's get to the fun part. The announcement comes after Kissel faced troubling allegations made by his ex-girlfriend Taylor Moon. In multiple social media posts that have since been removed,

Moon accused Kissel of allegedly mistreating and verbally abusing her, should have not initially named Kisal in the post. Several days later, the podcaster announced who would be taking a social media break, adding that his philosophy is to keep his personal relationships private. Intense!

Can we stop posting it? We're all gonna stop posting on social media now, right by ex-girlfriends and me? Right? He then requested fans not spread negative energy I'm not posting on social media now, right? My ex-girlfriends and me, right? He then requested fans not spread negative energy regarding his ex partner. Hey, let's not all call it the seer, that's my job, all right?

Not long after, Parks and Zabrowski announced during one of their side story episodes, the Kistle would be taking a break from the show to take care of his physical and mental health. This guy has never taken care of his physical and mental health. This is a guy who's never taken care of his physical house. I'm not buying that. And just because you are abusive to a girlfriend doesn't mean you're mentally unwell. Yeah.

Sometimes they're asking for it. Maybe she was a handful. Chris Hardwick went through the same shit. He did. I know this happens with a lot of people because you know, someone gets dumped and they're like, you know, what that guy was kind of a jerk. Yeah. Maybe I should ruin his life. Yeah. Maybe I should end his career. No, I'm not saying I know what happened in this relationship. But I do have some video.

I want to play for you guys in a second. On September 16th, Moon gave her full account of the alleged abuse during a live livestream with YouTuber Davey Jackson during the stream. Moondinot named Kissel will confirmed the date to the relationship and that he was taking a sabbatical from the popular podcast. She alleged she was abused by Kissel several times, particularly pointed to one alleged instance during a Las Vegas August 22 show. Moond claimed the following the show Kissel and the other podcast host,

had decided to go out with their wives while she stayed in their hotel room. Oh, so she was being a fucking bitch. No, it's fine, I'll just stay here. We're all going out. Can you just, I know you're mad at me. Can we just go out, put on a face, we'll yell and scream each other tomorrow.

We're all just going out, no, I'm just gonna stay here. Fine, stay say here. Fine Stay fucking here. It's all have fun. Yeah, I could have sit in a hotel room in Vegas. So She has a headache. So sorry guys. You're not She's not gonna be with us today. Okay. I'm emotionally abusive. She alleged kiss will return to the room very inebriated. Well, I would hope so we went out with his buddies at Vegas I'd be very upset with him if he came back just like I haven't had a licked a drink because I'm just worried about you. I would be suspicious. I need to spend just an allegedly through objects around the room.

Okay. Oh no. All right. She would claim that he allegedly called her a pathetic fucking loser and stupid fucking bitch. Moon also elected the podcast or pushed her out into the bed and pressed his forehead under her head while calling her names. Sometimes you can't hear real well. We gotta get close. You gotta get their attention.

You gotta get their attention. Additionally, Moon has claimed she had spoken to one of Kisels business partners and his wife, revealing the incident at the time. Also, she's a tantal tale as well. She's bringing this all to social media. She's bringing this all to social media. She's bringing this all over the place. So I have this video of her talking about it with a live stream on YouTube.

I just want to point out that she's obviously very emotionally settled and mature. So it's hard not to believe someone And mature, so it's hard not to believe someone. I'm seeing how many of the matches. Oh, how are you about the minutes? Uncaddling allegations that have circulated in the podcast will be swept across social media. And at the center of all the controversy is my friend Taylor and her previous relationship with a celebrity podcaster.

Taylor's here tonight to tell her side of the story. Taylor, thank you so much for joining me tonight. Hi. Hi. How are you doing? I'm sorry. I tried to talk myself earlier. I didn't even do that.

You're good. I know this is going to be tough to talk about. But I know that there are a lot of people that are supporting you right now and want to hear your side of this story. So I really appreciate you being here. You should sit together, let's talk about it. And Taylor, we debated a lot about whether even

to talk about this, right? Because it is a difficult topic. Yes. But in the end, decided that your story needs to be heard. In the end, I convinced you because I want to get all the views for my channel. So I thought, this would be very helpful. Do you think those lips are natural? Oh, yeah.

Those DSLs? Yeah. You can't get rip out of this story. Yes. So after everything that I have seen about one okay. So I thought long and hard about what to choose. Alright, let's get to the fun part. So she's already emotionally unstable and with a while in she's having a real hard time with this. She's very upset. I said those words in that post or because those words. It's so short. He called you a stupid bitch. Get over it.

I'm not a bitch. I get it. You look out. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. I'm here. What the fuck? Always turning into a terrestrial.

Fuck your mom. Why did it. Taylor, why you get your shit together? Do you want to take your top? You have been with Eddie Closer at me. I'm here. It's just... In his defense, you see like a loser. I mean, Eddie Ward for at least convincing.

Yeah, prove us wrong. I was in his head when he pushed me down in the upperly hard head. Yeah, I first off. He picked the one place to push you down. There's probably the best in the hotel room. I was gonna say, being in the company of somebody that's drunk and mad is not like that's not a crime to be drunk and mad. Correct.

We're not hearing anything except that. You're only hearing her side of it. And look at, I don't know what happened here. I've obviously do with this for comedic effects, but we don't know what happened, but she seems like a problem. And just the fact that she didn't leave with him and go out with him.

And then so you know that there was like an issue going on all day. And then he goes back and he's like, we're in Vegas for these shows. Can we just fucking get a log? We got a fight in Vegas at these fucking showers. So he's probably had it right in my head of gas at this point That's probably a soft mattress. Yeah, he's doing your favorite. I mean, this is that.

This is not the scariest thing I've ever heard of my wife. Also in the report, you throw in objects around. Yeah. If it was anything bigger than a sock, they would have said what the object was. Right, it's a remote control. Okay. It has to be, right?

Because if you pull out the TV and shut it, that would be in the report. Yeah, she would have said that specifically throwing objects around the room can mean fucking anything. I was doing that before we started the show because I had an issue with some files. I was trying to say I'm an object now. Yeah. Just an object. My body was calling in with it.

And she was holding me down and pushing me so hard. Good thing I was at the interviewer on this. I'm like, oh yeah, but get to the part where he was abused again, please. We need to move on to that part. Anyway, we could laugh at her all day, but that's not a nice thing to do. It's probably a better use of our time. Who else could we laugh at? Right.

What else could we be laughing at right now? You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. I'm in here. Woo! Tom Myers, season four, episode two, is out.

And so I'm like, all right. There's too much going on in the world right now. This war in Israel. It's scary. it's depressing. We're watching all these videos come out. Tom Myers is gonna cheer me up. Make me feel better about myself. He's got the jokes.

Let's check out his monologue. Now he makes it very clear. Kevin McCarthy was ousted as the House of Representatives speaker right before they recorded. So he's got to figure out a way to pivot as they're doing that. And he's got a new guy here who's like a giggle factory. This guy who's on his show wasn't Jeff. Jeff Heism.

Heism. This guy out giggles Jeff Heism. I know. And they take turns too, which is interesting. The lesson. Hello. And welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. A lot has been happening literally right before we started recording. Kevin McCarthy was ousted as speaker of the house in a floor vote.

Of course, we don't know what's going to happen by the time this episode does drop. So to cover all contingencies, I want to thank you for tuning in and missing the 38th floor vote for Speaker of the House. That wasn't the joke. So this is the new gig. Okay. So you heard time set this whole thing up. Okay.

We don't know what happened. We know the government card, these out. We don't know who's gonna replace them. So I'm gonna back this up because this is not, this is the setup to the non jokes you're about to hear. A thank you for tuning in and missing the 38th floor vote for Speaker of the House. Congratulations, Speaker Matt Gaetz. Congratulations, Speaker Lauren Bobert.

Okay, so so far, and these are two Republicans in the House of Representatives. There's no way it's going to be them. Get it? So that's why he said just a gaze in the future. You guys are laughing hard enough. We'll be back to stop. Make sure you guys are understanding these jokes here. This is political humor. Maybe you guys don't understand. I'll find it. Congratulations, Speaker Matt Gates. Congratulations, Speaker Lauren Bobert. Congratulations, Speaker, the corpse of Rush Limbaugh. I think that covers everything.

He's an animated monster for breakfast cereal. So for whatever reason, the animated corpse of Rush Limbaugh is going to get voted to be the speaker of the house. Because I don't know if Tom knows this, but Rush Limbaugh was always just a media personality and a radio host. He was never once in Congress. There's no politicians. He could. Doesn't make sense. Yeah. It's a lot of other things we could have gone for. But okay, whatever. So let's talk about more of these jokes. On this one, Giggle Guy gets it right away.

Jeff Heisen takes four full beats to laugh. Go ahead and count it home. This is a crazy delay. This is known as a historic motion and a historic vote because we never askedsted a speaker of the house before. It's also historic in another way. And that this is the first time that Matt Gates has been obsessed with someone over the age of 18. There he is. Oh, that was the joke. Oh, you're done laughing. Okay. Yeah.

Soon as you're done, then I'll start up. Okay. Now, I know that you know who George Santos is. Yeah. You covered him on the All Apologies podcast. George Santos is this Republican. So he's already evil. He's also a liar. He made up a lot of bullshit about his past and things that he had done. And you know, it was not going to forget that anytime soon is our boy top Myers. So he's always ready to bring up George Santos and make him the punchline, no matter what the setup is. It always works.

A replacement was made for the late Senator Diane Feinstein. And of course, who else decided to come out against it? But George Santos, who cited an article in the Constitution that doesn't exist for why she shouldn't have been appointed. I think he was getting that article of a Constitution mixed something with his resume. George Santos has a fake resume. This is a good method now. All he has to do is say it like that. Oh, get me every time.

Yeah. Oh yeah, for sure. Obviously, these people are still talking about Trump and blessed their hearts. They still think Trump's going to prison. It's incredible. These people have been thinking this since 2016, they's going to prison. Donald Trump was in a New York City court on Monday for his fraud trial there. Some commentators said they felt bad for his lawyers who looked pained at being in that court with them, considering all of his legal woes, there is one person I'll feel

bad for. The guy who has to do the cavity search on Trump when he goes to prison. And they have to remove all the compacted big Macs that he didn't pass. Oh, Jeff Isaacs, oh, the Google guy goes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, the big max. You see, did it wrong. Yeah, well, he'll get back to it. Don't worry, he's got his inflection going coming up. But this fucking retard, his joke was big max. They didn't pass yet. It was like, I'm gonna to find doing a cavity search.

That's insane. There's so many angles. There's so many things you can goof on Trump for. All right. What I really care. All right. So now, Jeff is just embarrassed for Tom on this one, and you can hear it in his voice. Florida has a new COVID outbreak brought on by

that state's governor, Ron DeSantis urging people not to get their updated booster shots. How embarrassing for that state to have a virus spread and it's not caused by the people who make the bang bus videos. Jeff Hies just said, oh, really Doing bang bust jokes on here, is that what we're doing? It's also wild to me how ill informed these people are, like COVID doesn't, or the booster doesn't stop the spread of COVID. But these people still live in a reality where that it does. It's like these idiots aren't getting their boosters.

Yeah. And now COVID is spreading. And what doesn't make a difference? I don't know. That's the entire thing. You know, they have to keep going with, they drink the cool days. Yeah.

God forbid that. But then when the company comes out, when Pfizer comes out, it says, yeah, no, we never even tested to see if it's out the spread. Like they literally came out and go, yeah, no, it doesn't do that. We never even checked for it. Yeah.

You would think that something like, oh, we should stop saying that it does that. Time Myers would have to admit that he was wrong. Can't do that. That's a good point. Tom Myers is both dumb and smug, which is a fun combination for someone to be. Okay. He's talking about this guy, Larry Cudlow. And he's bringing out all the guns for this one. This is Larry Cudlow criticizing people who are supposedly criminals. He used to be with the most corrupt presidential administration in history. Oh, okay. That's a couple.

That's a couple of fun ones in a row. Producer Chris is back. I want to make sure he hears just the way I talk now. This is how comedians deliver his jokes. Yeah. He took a break for a second. Oh, no, this is great. You know what it is.

I think it's when he has less confidence in his joke. He puts this even more so. This is Larry Cudlow criticizing people who are supposedly criminals. He used to be with the most corrupt presidential administration in history. That's like Chris DeLia lecturing us about sexual deviant Supre on teenagers.

So this is why Opie's always doing a stupid voice. Yes. I actually talked about that with Eric Zayn. We were watching some Opie clips when I was doing the Anthony Kumisho. And it was remarkable to me watching Eric watch Opie. He's not as familiar with him as we are. He's like, why is he keep doing that? What is he doing?

Well, because he has no thoughts in his head and no personalities. You have to just do all these voices and inflections and act like you're interesting. He's a stupid heck, Eric. Yeah, right. He's not good at this. That's why he's doing that.

All right. So let's get some more inflection going. That's not enough. They ran an actual Biden Harris campaign ad on Fox and ad that wasn't produced by the Babylon B. That's how desperate they are. That's how desperate they are. All right, this is the last joke from his monologue on episode two of season four. And listen to the woman's reaction. The woman just goes, oh, God. And if I were in her head, and I think I am, she's thinking that's the lowest hanging fruit possible. You could definitely

do better than that for a punchline. Dane Cook married his 24 year old girlfriend, whom he said he'd been dating for six years. Bob Barker would be proud of him. He didn't go over. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha this time from Christaliyah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Nah. Another bit that he stole banging teenage girls. Yeah, he was a still that bit from that one other guy. Yeah. He's never done that before.

No, they're done that before. Could have thrown out side-failed every person ever. I don't know. Just the possibility. He's a fucking hack this time. I know there was a woman there. No, you wouldn't because she hasn't been trained to fake laugh when Tom stops talking for a second.

Yeah. That other fucking guy, though, I got to look into him, see what his deal is because he's nuts. Yeah. It sounds like he's inhaling the Joker gas. So Tom Myers hasn't put on an episode since this issue in Israel. I'm looking forward to his take. But I thought, why don't we cheer ourselves up? It's been a rough week since Saturday.

Let's cheer ourselves up. I'm going to watch some Alex Jones. Something I want his take out of Alex. I always cheers me up. So I get out there and I start pulling clips now If anybody saw me on the Drew and Mike show this yet was yesterday that I recorded it with I put it out last night on my Patreon it's also up on their YouTube channel You'll notice that the last two videos I pulled did not work and

I thought I just pulled it wrong or something. No my software was fucking up So I put together a whole package of Alex Jones today right before the show started. I realized that my software was still fucking up I didn't have any of the videos. So I was very disappointed. I was gonna walk you all through Alex Jones hot take, which is by the way, his hot take is Islam militants are now going to attack the rest of the Middle East and Europe and the United States and we're all doomed. Yeah. Sorry. I miss.

I know it's a spoiler right there. It turns out that you didn't make me feel better about any of this. He also points out that it was an intelligence failure. It wasn't an intelligence failure. They're faking that and that he knew all about it and he knew about everything. What's going on with Ukraine long before it happened before the Pentagon did You know, he's very braggadocious this man So we go through all of those things now. I did pull one clip

I needed to have this one clip before we did the show today So I'm gonna the reason why I bring all of this up my my entire failure of a bit and everything that went wrong It's because you guys have all seen this and it's terrible I'm not making light a bit at all, but these, you know, Hamas coming into Israel and there's guys with hang gliders coming into Israel and they're going to a music festival and they end up kidnapping and torturing

and raping all these people. And it's awful. But Alex Jones is an entertainer first and foremost. And I have to give him credit. And I like watching Alex Jones is an entertainer first and foremost and I have to give him credit and I like watching Alex Jones watch tiktok Because I've never seen that happen before so this has been watching tiktok videos and him commenting on it That climate will then help them bring in what they thought will one or two would be a total Lee empowered United Nations in complete control

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It's yeah, it's horrifying. That's crazy. It is crazy. A couple of the things that happened that I helped headclosed for, but unfortunately, I didn't, I wasn't able to save them correctly. He goes, no, I've been calling all the guys I know inside the CIA. I know people boot on the ground. I mean, make a phone calls and they all agree with me.

What's the point then? Why haven't make phone calls? Have you already got it? I'll figure it out. Why haven't you been hired by the CIA? Well, right. So then he goes into now that I think the thing that's hard for everybody in this situation is that it goes peck.

So many centuries, it's very difficult to know why people are pissed at what and who's right and who's wrong and all this kind of stuff. So Alex Jones, who has a deep understanding of this stuff, goes, um, you know, the Jews, they kicked out the Greeks, they kicked out the Romans, then there were sometimes a peace and this isn't one of them. All right, now that we're all caught up. That's a great, that's it. That's all I had to know. Shit, I would have never had any jumping down for me. piece and this isn't one of them. All right, now that we're all caught up, that's it.

That's it, that's all I had to know. Shit, I would have never had any trouble down for me. Yeah. Let me get the cliff notes out of that place. That's a little bit too much. All right, so with that said, I need to bring in our friend Cardiff electric, Cardiff, congratulations.

Getting your channel remodetized, if that's a word, to bring in our friend, Cardiff Electric, Cardiff, congratulations. And getting your channel remodetized, if that's a word, probably not. Oh, I thought you were congratulating on the penis surgery. Well, congrats on that too, buddy. Thank you. So now you're smaller,

because it was too big for your lady friend. Yes. You gotta get a reduction. Yes. I committed that crime. Fair enough. But anyway, no, I know you're promoting yell, remember the 90s, because it's a midweek show.

Yes. But your other show, subreddit surfing. Remodetized. It's remodetized on YouTube. Congratulations. Vinnie decided to actually put in a response to that and they went, oh yeah, I'm about. This just uttering John may be the definition of gaslighting.

What do you mean? YouTube may be gaslighting us. Yes. I think you're right because Vinnie's just like, they're right. I'm wrong. I'm not going to find it. Vinnie's the easiest person to get. Oh, yeah, for sure.

That never happened, Vinnie. Oh, you don't even have a show with a potato Well, I did okay very nice. We're back Patreon summer at surfing dot com everybody's got their inches back. That's the real news They had since the surgery. I experimented all that but keep big a hoon of stuff on myself And then we also have Annie joining us. Oh, Carl stopped motionally abusing me. Never. You dumb bitch.

Oh, see, it can be fun sometimes. I got to remote my hand. I'm going to throw a headphones watch out. The one nice review girl. And he's a bottle cap. I don't care. I'm angry. He should lose his career because he threw something on the other side of the internet. Is that where it hit?

I didn't notice. I wasn't watching. I was wondered. All right, guys, let's get into it. This is it's time for everybody's favorite game show. You know what I'm talking about. Not the shows they were playing on the big show. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? I always write. I mean, I think all these shootings, they'll let it go to take away the gun rides, right?

Well, I think the last one, why haven't they released the manifesto in Tennessee because it's really bad for the trans narrative. Yeah, a lot of it's been all run together. Yeah, so sick. They want to take away the gun rides. Of course. It all comes down to. I want to address mental health is the first issue that should be addressed.

But now they can't because then if you say it's mental health and you say someone trans is mental health for the five like last mass shootings were done by transgender and unbinary people. What is that true? Four and five? 80% of the five doctors agree. All right, so current, if you have a new thing going on where you're like getting a beep, we got to fill in the blank on this.

So they want to take away the gun rights. It all comes down to, and then it's produced your, says something about mental health after that. Did Tommy say number one, Democrats, be one bathroom for everyone. Next communism for wokenness. Lastly, control to catch an alien. All right, so one, three and five are the exact same thing. Democrats, communism and control. So, and fire with the exact same thing, Democrats, communism and control. So I'm going to say to one of those things, I'm going to go with lastly control. Andy, what's a you? That makes the most sense. I'm going to go with the one that makes the least sense. Wokenness.

Wokenness. That's a fun one. Andy, what do you think? I was also thinking wokenness. Okay. We got two wokennesses and producer Chris. I locked in wokenness. Holy shit. That's why I ran it down before anyone talks. We all want wokenness. I want to be wrong first. All right. Let's find out. A lot of it's been all run together.

Yeah. It's so sick. They want to take away the gone rides. They want it. It all comes down to communism, but they don't want to. Oh, damn it. See want it. It all comes down to communism. But they don't want to. Oh, damn it. See, I was at the same track because I saw that there's three things that are that are similar.

So it's going to be one of those three things. Yeah. Democrats not that similar to communism. What would you know, potato? I'm just kidding, obviously. So anyway, in Tommy's mind, I think it would be, right? You've watched enough of this guy at this point. So, comedy's, we got us.

Card of gets the W on this one. But this is one hell of a clip. Okay, God, I can't wait to see the rest of this. Let's back it up a little bit. All comes down to communism. But they don't wanna address mental health is the first issue that should be addressed. But now they can't because then if you say

it's mental health, if you saying someone trans is mental health. Four of the five like last mass shootings were done by transgender and non-binary people. Do you know what they're doing? If you have, is it autism? This is sick. In another one. This is very, this disturbs me.

If your son or daughter has autism. Autism. And you go into a doctor. In a democratic state. Ha ha ha. Who is it? Varukas out who wants it all? Yeah, that is spoiled brah. Not the band. The girl's here.

Yeah, all of it is. Son or daughter has autism and you go into a doctor in a democratic state. They push them to get a gender change at five. Oh my god. Six years old right Rob yes or no we had that it's a carnivolous and all the democratic states and said you've been warned well probably top doctor

so I'm gonna get the video yeah right you can be watching this log with us if you're on our patreon supercass or if you're a member on YouTube went to a doctor in a democratic state They push them to get a gender change at five six years old right Rob yes or no It was after he was talking about that we had that from a top doctor top doctor They make a lot of money. That's come on $4,000 for tops. That's really said. I just feel bad for you should get life for that I feel bad for the kids because at any age, going from three years old to 16, even 17 years old, you're being told something. Teenage years are weird

too, right? You're trying to figure yourself out. I'm ugly. I got pimples. I got this, right? And they just push that well. If no girls like you, well, then you must be gay. Or if you're always like, you think you must be this. And these kids are so messed up and they're hearing this. And then God forbid they do go get a sex change and their parents agree to it. You pause for second Carl. Of course. Please.

Any have you ever heard of a trans person that be that transition because they had pimples? No. Oh, okay. Again, just checking. That's what I want you're going to pick up on in that. Rants. Well, there's a lot.

I got a small penis. I'm out to get rid of it. The boys ruin. Like you know that these, I mean, think about they're glamorizing these bottom searches. You don't have a functioning fallace. They cut your skin and someone said they cut a piece of your intestine out to make like the.

Oh, we had a broken down. Oh, yeah, it was the girl. I don't want to talk about that. Yeah, I'm I'm a trash can over. I know. Well, and I have a good stomach. That's pretty we had a broken down exactly. I had three stomachs from a legitimate three masters degrees.

Explain. He's like, you want to know they do it. And I'm thinking that you know, probably by the way, when you get your master's degree, it's in a specific field. Yeah, having three masters degree doesn't make you more of an expert at something. Yeah. You actually want a time when you're fucking. I don't feel like it's a real job. Yeah, having three masters degree doesn't make you more of an expert at something. Yeah, go actually We do a lot of time when you're fucking ass. I don't feel like it a real job. So I've had five drivers licenses You just

Just for the record just so people know what I go through for this stupid shit When he said I have a good stomach, you know how long I hunted for ab pictures of Tommy I like doing way you think, but they know. And then I have a good stomach by the way. Yeah, it's pretty. We had a broken down exactly how they do it. Not conspiracy from a legitimate three masters degrees explain. He's like, you want to know they do it? And I'm thinking that you know, probably not fun.

And then he was like painful. Right up. But I'm both ways. It's bad. Both ways is bad. You don't have, don't have an operating like it's an open wound And you know they close up if you have it for a female. Yeah, and if they don't do probably your hair growing inside No, oh Imagine having like an ingrown hair Three miles up

This time come back next time to find it if you have the functional fallace to catch Only Tommy would have thought about you by you'll remember the 90s tune in for a special Friday the 13th episode This Friday the 13th that's convenient At your remember the 90s on YouTube at your room. Then I use on YouTube. Logo. Did Eugene sit?

Good dog. All right. Jesus Christ. Well done, Carter. Yeah, that's good stuff. I did win by the way. You did congratulations. Every fucking time he wins.

I'm taking it stride like I do. Yes. Yes. Every fucking time he wins. I'm taking it stride like I do. Right. Winning more than Stuttering John. Yeah, right. Pretty good stuff. All right, what have we done today? We didn't do it all.

We didn't do it so. We had a whole hell of a show that's packaged for us, but whatever, it's fine. That ship has sailed. I'm over it. I'm totally over it. We talked about the John Boy and Billy Big Show. Where they're all laughing. There's lots of sounds. And lots of stuff going on.

It's pretty great stuff. All right, I'll tell you what else we did after this. What? What? What? We also talked about, planet Mikey was cringed in the week, Mr. Magenta had a great sigh for Saturday John, God of Bwonders, last podcast on the left got rid of a host

because an ex-girlfriend sitting with me, they're her. Maybe why I'm so mad at this is because Rick and Morty is coming out and it's not Justin Royal and anymore, even though he was exonerated of all charges, but they had a fire immediately, because they excroference like, I don't know, I wouldn't believe, I wasn't allowed to, like, yeah, well, talk to Beth certain about that.

It's a big thing to happen, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know what's going on. It's just a lot of stuff. I don't know, I watch it. I hope it's good, but it's not going to be the same. Hmm. Anyway, I'm talking about what we did today. Let's get back to it.

Tom Myers is back at episode two. The corpse of Rush Limbond. Get it? Might be speaker of the house. Pretty good stuff. I get it. Do you get it? So you know what that means? Everyone's favorite part of the show. That's right.

This weekend we do a whole new episode of who are these podcasts. We do it every weekend. Every weekend we do it. And I think you're a little mad about it. No, it's fantastic. Everyone loves it. And this is a clip from mad about it. No, it's fantastic. Everyone loves it. And this is a clip from the show that we'll be reviewing on the next podcast. Is there any good Irish talk shows? Because there's a bunch in the UK, like in England, but then we don't get any from Ireland. Now zero.

We at least got what's his name? Craig Killborn from Scotch. From Scotland. Yeah, but nothing from Ireland. It's a for Conorborn. He's from Scotland. From Scotland. But nothing from Ireland. It's a for Conor McGregor's crappy whiskey. Please leave them. Sorry. Andy, did you pick up on that?

They go, at least Scotland gave us Craig Killborn. You mean Craig Ferguson? Yeah. Craig Killborn's very American. I don't know. If you know what he's like, and neither of them come, he's like, yeah, well, yeah. Of course, Craig Killborn's great.

This is Dave and Mahoney. This comes in from C in the discord. That's right, we're back with Jack Tober again. Another radio show and the reason why we're doing another radio show is because, A, it's Jack Tober, everybody, but also because Blind Mike Geary will be on the show with me. And Blind Mike's also a huge fan of morning radio,

just like I am. So that should be a lot of fun. Trucker Andy. That's like his TV. And it right to him. That's like the most interesting thing there could be. Sounds. Someone's giving him a back rub.

He's like, whoa, it's like a roll coaster ride. Anyway, he thinks that Universal Studios, if someone's giving him a foot massage, I'll listen to a podcast. It was like a roller. Oh, no, yes. Reached at that whole move, or do you know who I am? Yeah, when she was wasted there. Well, husband was getting arrested. She did that. Yes. Okay. So it's great, because we have her on Good Morning America, kind of explaining it all away in her cut with the dashcam footage of her flying off the handle. That's hilarious. And that's we know who you are.

Would you sign an autograph while we arrest your husband? Yeah. Yeah. It's going to selfie and that will be taking your husband to prison. Yeah. And we also have Charlie Demulio, who is basically the face of TikTok. And, uh, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, And she didn't like it. So then her 98 million followers shit on her and told her to kill herself.

She had to do a 12-minute apology video about it. Should we still tune in to your show or is that it? No, I would just go watch that. There's a fickle place. It's going to be very careful with the internet. Annie, what do you up to these days? Well, I used to be up to not a lot, and I got a whole lot going on. This Wednesday we recorded an episode on the 25th. I have a caller from WATP Mondays Weekly on the show to talk about Dead Space. You can find that at what is this game on YouTube at WITGS.

And then on the 8th of November, I have Huzy Hello coming on the show to talk about the Cory. And then I'm in talks with trying to get the Dabler on the show. Whoa, that's a big get right there. I don't know if you know this, most people don't, but B. Dabler is also El Heribla. Oh, and also, listen to this, you won't believe this. He's also CoreDeaf. CoreDeaf. Whoa, yeah, that's fun. And also listen to this you won't believe this he's also core death

Well, yeah, it's fun You did the whole double mask gimmick. Yes, that's right. The double mask was pretty good And that's it all right well, I'll carve anything else that you want to promote Stunner John live dot com get tickets now. They're going fast. Oh, this is a big question for her. And maybe we'll talk about it in the round table on Friday. If John doesn't come back, what does that do to the live show? Does it hype up even more?

Or does he go away and forget about them? It would be great for tickets. I think if you just disappear at the only time you're going to hear from John is Mark's the 10th comedy at the Carlson. That would be crazy That are in John live.com. I mean, I love to come. I'm not allowed to come. I will not be there and oh You heard about the consequence that I spun on another creep off, right? right So I spun on the creep off because the voting's rigged and Vinny cheats

So I lost five to four by the slimmest of margins. And you know, because I'm a good sport, Vinny's a cheater. So I decided to go ahead and spin that wheel. And I got, I have to do a stand-up set that Kurtiff writes for me. Yes. And I was going to do it at an open mic and we'll film it and whatever. But Vinny decided, no, you should do it at the subred of Surfing Live Show March 9th, which is gonna be in the Rikkels room with the coming of the Carlson. And that seems like a long ways out.

And normally I like to get my consequence out of the way right away. Right away. That's what I'm going to do. That's what I'm going to do. That's what I'm going to do. As soon as the show ends, I'm like, I don't have to, let's go.

So I feel weird about it. But is that what we're doing? Are we waiting until? Yes. I'm gonna, I don't have to. Let's go. So I feel weird about it. But is that we're doing? Are we waiting until? Yes. I'm going to need some time to write this. I've drafted. I've only got about 30 minutes so far. So I'm going to need, I'm going to need the time to get you up to the full hour. Jesus Christ. But yes, go to Carlsoncomedy.com right now and buy tickets for this. Carl will be opening for subreddit surfing live with a wonderful stand up routine. That is very true. And people have been asking, if I come to the show, is anything going on in the Rochester, listen, I'm in talks, we're going to be in Tampa this winter. So if you can only go to one show, WTP live in Tampa, but if you can go to both, yes, we'll be hanging out Saturday night

there's gonna be the live podcast. We'll definitely get together somewhere, but we'll do shit. So if you're a fan of the show, your in Rochester will be out and about and apparently I fucked everything up for everyone because I thought that the VIP tickets didn't include the ticket to the show. And the reason why I thought that, not just because it's how my show's usually go, but also because when I looked at the comments, the girls on website for the Southern John, an evening with Southern John show, it said $20 for admission to the show, $40 VIP meet in Greek. And I went, well, there's no way the VIP meet

and greets just 20 bucks. And then many goes, oh, yeah, no, it is. Yeah. Okay. I would have expected people would a guy like started a job with demand more than 20 dollars to do a meet and greet, but apparently not. So if he spent the 40 dollars, you get the meet and greet and the show. And that pissed off some people. And the show and that pissed off some people Free. Give me up at the end. I got a Gmail back top. This is also open for any employees of W.A.K.K. The look at you lose your guy box. So girl, come on in. She can do worse than bad practice guy. That's for sure.

So that's my blessing if you want to ask my permission. He's got it. So, yeah, BPG will be here in Rochester. What else would you rather do? Hey, I'll take the take it to be amazing. I'll take him out on a date. Is trucker and you allowed to go to the Southern John show? Uh, yes, but yes, pretend to be his brother. Fair enough. All right. Should be easy enough to speak. My name is Third Joe. Third.

My Joe. All right. Please, Jordan has a guy next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called by now.

Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Any, do we have any new reviews that you'd like to read for us? We have a bunch, but I'm just read two. I got one from Donco 71, October 5th, 2023, five star colossal waste of time. I cannot believe I spend several hours of my life listening to this absolute crap every single week

All right, that's like a five star if they were listening every week That is a five star. I like it. That's a good one. Thank you very much for that Then we have another one from zoo station tx on October 5th 2023 Someone called the hage because this show is a literal war crime of Omni Moji. All right, I mean, that seems a little over the top for a hate or I'd have to think that's a five star review, right?

Nope, that's why. Jesus Christ. That's right. I mean, can we take care of Hamas before we start worrying about this guy's face every time a one star comes out? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a fucking problem, isn't it? Well, it's more like I just enjoy hearing my reviews read.

It's guys not worse. All right. Thank you, Annie, a review girl for reading a couple reviews. I will say the Saturday's the return of Tindy, who was a big hit on the show or first appearance. I thought it was Kindy. Yeah, it's Kindy. Oh, I say Tindy. who was a big hit on the show or first appearance. I thought it was Kendi. Yeah, it's Kendi.

Oh, I say, Tindy, I was thinking of that. That's not gonna help you, Carla. I said, help it out. No, no, no. Watch out, help us. The return of Kendi coming back on this set, is one of the way guys are all looking at me like, you the fuck are you talking about?

No idea. No, it all makes sense. And I might even memorize her name before that show will see but Some people seem to enjoy her just do that bit that every act. Oh, I know who that is. Oh Kiddie Who I've never heard of right? That old you know Carole my man. I'm loving I'm loving the podcast man but uh... just one thing um

where the fuck is mass it on huh the wolf is fucking loose over here where is it caro i want to fucking hear it all right let's fucking go the the the the the

the the the the the the the the the Listen to the mastodon rocking out. What else you gonna do? That bitch just isn't metal. Yeah, that's what I'm thinking too.

And it was about to mastodon. I was gonna go see them live, but I was too broke. Uh, I never heard of them until I started listening to this show and that song specifically I spent like an hour just looking through mastodon songs. Just trying to find that one because it's the only one I knew specifically. And I ended up just liking almost everything I listened to. I can't wait to tell Bill that he has me to fake for his fan base. I'll be sure to tell. I'll be recording that right there.

I'd be like, so Bill, I know you're on Game of Thrones twice, but did you know the real reason why you have fans in this world? Fan. That's right. But I mean, I like to extrapolate it out. Carter, you're too young for this being a potato. But back in the radio days, you interview a small sample size, you'd say, well, based on the fact that one out of one people say that they've discovered mass and on through your show, that means a hundred percent of mass and out of fans discovered it through. Because that's the one to one.

Yep. Arbitron. Arbitron. Hey, temper, fire your audio editor. What's the stuff that should be under the latest episode? I first of all, we heard Gary's voice mail one and a half times because it rewounds to hear caliphate or again and then at the end it's like he didn't realize he's a Luke something and

I can cut it off like literally right in the middle of a sentence from Lucy Teipa. The fuck are you guys doing? You call this a show? So I'm listening to this last night and I go, is that true? I have to fire out. I don't know what the fuck is going on. So I go back and I listen. And again, this has happened before with the voicebellars, the one who's in the fault here. Like, whatever you were doing, you were hitting back buttons and forward buttons or

something. I don't know if you were but hitting it or what you were doing, but no, the show's fine, sir. This was on you. Or out of there did fine. User error. User error isn't we like to, sir. This was on you. Our out of there did find user error user errors. We like to call it and how dare you? I had a chew out ad for 30 minutes straight before I went back and listen to it.

See if the voice. No, it was right. And I fired him and then I had to unfire it. I don't regret it. I mean, he deserved it, but still. All right. So Gary called it a lot. This week, what does this guy do all day? It's called out professional voice mailer. Hey Carl Gary and San Diego.

Well my neighbor Sandy was over for breakfast and her and Judy were kind of both crying over coffee. And so after Sandy left, I said, what's going on? Sandy had found a list that John had posted secretly on the internet, and it was a list of people that had confirmed they were gonna be on his podcast for an interview. Those A-listers he was promising. Yeah.

For Laydoctober, he had Leonardo DiCaprio and Martin Square Stacey. They were all going to be discussing that new movie, Pillars of the Flower Moon. And you know, John's NYU Cinema graduate. So he had a lot to say about that, or would have had a lot to say. Right. Then in November, he had a lot to say about that or would have had a lot to say. Then in November he had Bradley Cooper coming on to discuss the movie My Show that he's in.

And Sandy was inconsolable. She was really keyrihyde. Anyway like I said it's very sad that we'll never get to hear those A-lusters now that John Quizz. I'm so sad i'm not going to give you my catchphrase okay talk to you later oh no rock and roll up all right thank you gardif i was feeling weird for a second there so john had some serious a-listers lined up too bad equities show it's a shame hey bucky Bucky, I was just wondering, you know, how hot is kidney? It sounds pretty hot. You know, let me know. Thanks, Bucky. Off.

Bye. That's how you can tell the guys not on the page here. Yeah, join the page on. You'll learn for yourself. You can watch the whole video. I'll leave it up there for everyone to check out. This one's weird. So I don't speak Spanish, so I need a translator on this, alright, so if anyone speaks Spanish, listen to this. that we have all these Mexican is a man. No, I'm not. I'm on my own.

I need to go to the bubble. We're not all just keep told. I got all I'm talking to you on the man. Yana. What do that mean in Spanish? Cardiff, do you know?

Taco Bell tomorrow. Yeah. All right. So the same guy calls back again What the fuck? He got it added Spanish after he made that phone call, which is creepy and hilarious. I'm so glad about a digital marketing. Oh look, that's fucked up right there. All right. Hey, Carl, a long time listener, long time calling. So I'm digging through your archives.

That's one of my favorite episodes. Doug versus Doug. Yeah. So I'm digging through your archives. That's one of my favorite episodes. Doug versus Doug. Yeah. Which is like, welcome, change your format and really entertaining. Agreed. I think you've got to try that again with another, put your co-hosts against each other head to head.

I'm thinking Pat versus Pat. Let's get Pat Oats versus Pat Dixon. May it get in the happen car. Go find yourself. Well, Pat Oats will be on happen, go, go find yourself. Well, Pat Oates will be on the show in a couple of weeks. Pat Dixon might have a availability. He might have some time. So that's not a terrible idea. I like that. Pat versus Pat. That'd be cool. That'd be fun. They don't know each other. Maybe that makes it better. Pat Oates is probably aware of Pat Dixon actually. Now I think about it. Pat Dixon was really funny. The roast that we did in Rochester last year, Pat Dixon was the opener for that.

And he was very good. He was very good on the roast too. So that's worth checking out on the creep off Patreon supercasts and backed by. You can listen to it. You can watch it. You can go fuck yourself. You're a shit. You can do a lot of things. it you can watch it you can go fuck yourself. You're a shit.

You can do a lot of jokes. Hey, Carl, it's fully and dirty, Jersey. It is quarter to nine a.m. and I am having a drink because I'm done cleaning the toilets for $7 an hour again. Anyway, all right, so you heard how this started. I assume this was a character. I'm not sure that it is. You and Dr. Randy and the other one and the fact

that I've been in, I guess, has been of providing me with so many hours of free, awesome content every week. Please call your friend Anthony Jumea to give us one hour for free. They used to do the hot and that's how I found you guys and you guys are literally getting me through life. So call that few bags and tell him throw us a bone, huh? I can't afford to subscribe. Thank you for calling me back. Well, I'll tell you this. Anthony's not putting up new shows right now,

but you can hear me on compound media. And it's just $5 for our Patreon and Supercast, Eric Zane and myself. But yeah, now, next time I talk to Anthony, that's what I'll tell him, for sure. And can you give me that caller's number? I need to call him and make sure he's okay. Yeah, he's okay We keep putting out free content. I love you. I love you sir. I'm about to say you're tricking with the buzzard

Now I assume that's a reference to the show we just did oh Is it I don't know it sounds like a guy heard the teaser we just did. Oh, is it? I don't know. It sounds like a guy heard the teaser and got excited about it and calling in. How about a day of your trucker with the buzzard? I can be way off. I don't know why he's talking about it. Well, a lot of truckers have CB handles.

Sure. So we could just be shouting himself out. Right? All right. And you're on the CB and shout out to the buzzer. They are trucking with buzzers. Thanks for listening to us. All right, one of the things we've been talking about in this show, one of the most important things

we've been talking about, not the live show coming up, not the live show that we did, not considering John leaving the devil verse and pretending to go on vacation. How many Mexican listeners are there to who are these podcasts? And as I'm telling it in my head, and sometimes I whip out a calculator, and I try to remember all the different people, there's one I left out, and I feel really fucking bad because you would think I'd remember this guy.

Hey, cow, it's slow, Paul Parko. I just wanted to say, I can't believe the two forgot that I called in in that I was a listener. You have three, man, he can listen to it, but I forgive you. I have not called in a while. Keep up the good work. Carl, bye bye. Chris, Chris, what do I pay you for? You don't remind me the slowpoke Paco is a listener. So sorry. I know. Well, yeah, you should be. Jesus. I said you four emails, Carl. I know, I have you blocked. My internet provider said, do you want to block this guy? How did you know? Yes.

Well, yes, I do. Not what you mentioned. That's a great idea. All right. Cardiff, brilliant game, as always, to catch an alien. We always enjoy that. Annie, always great to see you. Thanks for having me.

Point double point this Friday 4 p.m. Eastern on the Shuley network. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay folks Guess what? The episode's over! Are we done here? SQR. Bye! A plane is here. I rewatch Icarly. Oh, mom.

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