Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep453 - Dave and Mahoney

Episode Date: October 15, 2023

This week we’re checking in with Dave Farra and Jason Mahoney. These guys host a morning show unlike any other I’ve heard. Rather than base the show on various segments, topics, and bits, it’s driven by voicemails. And I’m not even sure who these voicemailers think they’re calling because I don’t think I heard any of them acknowledge the show. Bizarre. Blind Mike joins us to discuss the awkward banter and excitement about putting on new socks. After that, Ray DeVito has a guest on his show who doesn’t know that women show their boobs for money on the internet. Also, Tony Muskrat has one of the best Karl song parodies, we revisit Tower Gang to see what it’s like sans Mark RanDom, Stuttering John came back to the internet (again), Chad Zumock reaches a new low, we try to catch an alien, and Kindy returns to charm our pants off. http://blindmike.net/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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But first, we'll be reviewing a show called David Mahoney. This was a suggestion from the Discord server. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted by Dave Farah and Jason Mahoney. There's a co-host, Audrey Drake, executive producer Chris Jackson. And you know what Mike, I'm going to start with you. This is another one of these morning radio shows.

And I want to see what you picked up on from this because I thought you would appreciate doing a jock topper episode with me. You and I have talked a lot about radio over the years. I think it's one of the things that we've bonded over is our love for open Anthony and just morning radio and sports talk radio and all that stuff. Yeah, so what was glaring, I feel like this year more than any other year almost is the difference between regular radio and podcast. Because I almost thank you doing radio shows in October is a service to the shows you bash throughout the year because at least

those are in some way like the terrible improv shows. Yeah. I've never heard anything like that. It's dreadful obviously, but it's original in some form of fashion. It's amazing to me that radio shows are still doing the same horse shit that they've been doing for 60 years. It's crazy that they can't break out of their hackery. Mike, hold that thought real quick.

Whoa! Oh! Okay, now we're back. Mike was just talking about how radio shows still sound exactly the same as they did 25 years ago for some reason. It makes no sense to anyone. And the show you guys did last week, the, I from Big Bob and Jimmy or whatever the fucking name was.

Really big show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They, at least had like, they were completely hacked, but like you could differentiate them from other shows. They sounded there was so much energy going on. You could tell they recorded in the afternoon. They're not there. It's 6 a.m. They're shot out of a cannon.

If this was a show that October covered in 2009, I believe you because it's the same boring format. They do less than other shows, which is crazy. So if you want, we can just start with my clip one. This is how they start their show every morning. This is Dave and Mahoney. Hello, friends. Got some good news and some bad news to kick things off today.

What would you like first there, Mahoney? Dave, why don't we start off today good news and some bad news to kick things off today. What would you like first there? My honing Dave, why don't we start off today show with some bad news? Yeah, you've been talking a lot this week about pooping your pants and you know, you said that your stomach has been bothering you now because you've got some sort of bug necessarily because you've been chiefing so many recolors that it is affecting your tum tum. So just boring horse like that, like you know, you and I have a banter at the start of WATS. We put these people to shame with our banter. Well, don't talk like that. That's right. Putting on, none of this is real. I have an example here where they

even come out and admit it's not a real show. And I thought the one thing that we've learned from Howard Stern and Open Anthony is there has to be some realness to it You have to bring in your real life and have people relate to you and who you are not these assholes Well, here's what's crazy Can I just play one more clip of what we go to yours is my clip for teen because I just wanted to show you when I say they start like this every morning Think of the beginning of the last clip. Yep. Got some good news and some bad news to kick things off today What would you like first there my honing? They've why don't we Got some good news and some bad news to kick things off today. What would you like first there? My honing, they've why don't we start off today show with some bad news? Yeah,

some bad news for people have found out that selling a miracle cure for COVID during the height of the pandemic is something that you cannot do, especially when you were selling people bleach. Oh, yeah. So for members of the four family have been saying literally like the set up in the cadence is exactly the same It's crazy. Hey, what's up good news. There's a bad news. I'll have some bad news I'm bad news. This is for old people well all of radio Yeah, because it's a whole that's familiar thing. Yes, which is why it doesn't change correct Yeah, and they have an ongoing segment throughout the show. This show is driven by voicemail, which is weird as far as a radio show goes.

They don't take live collars. Like obviously they've been burned by that a few times. But my boy, my boy, I was just beating it. I got damn it. Got us again. Or more likely they weren't getting any calls. That's the more likely it is. Their father wives and friends call it it the voicemail. So this

is where I say it's not even a real show. I have a, I have a rule. Um, leave it at the door, you know, don't bring any negative things going on in your life here into the show because like we need to be in a good mood, you know, and we have a lot of work to do here today. So I never want to come in and start the day off on a negative note. No, but yeah, but this is something that just happened to you that's bad. So it's not going to affect all of us because we have a very late. Yeah, my mood's great. It's such for you, but I usually wait like halfway because my life is so

okay. It has been so chaotic this last few months. I mean, everything like one day we're has senior halfway through the show. And I'm like, Hey, guys, I almost died last night. I choked, you know, things like that. Uh, so these chuckle fox have to go on and chuckle fuck all morning. And the guys like, Oh, that one time when at choked, you know, things like that. So, these chuckle fox have to go on and chuckle fuck all morning. And the guys like, ah, at that one time when I almost died, you know, I waited until drive time to go into that.

It's like they literally can't say anything interesting between six and seven, forty-five. Because people aren't listening at that time, so. How's your poopy tum tum doing? Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, I was gonna say, where's the near death story? I wasn't getting any of that in the episodes. I was like, listen, do what the fuck?

No, there's the same story. There's, there's, I mean, the guy's fucking eating popcorn. He thinks he almost died. It's like, I, I, you're fine. It'll be all been there. Fuck. So the way that this show goes is you play these voice smells. And I have a bunch of examples of this.

And these voice smells are supposed to be like a jumping off point for a conversation. Not a long conversation. These guys do not get long breaks. They have to wrap it up very quickly. And then we're into the sounder and we're out. If you're doing the same thing, you have to get out.

B the fuck. Am I the only one that takes pleasantries? Like, can you go to a Dutch brothers and those kids just put them like they get a crap about anything going on in your life. But you don't get your haircut and people want to talk to you about all kinds of stuff other than your head. I wish there was a Pope by way to just say, hey man, I don't know if you like doing a

small talk today. That's it's the least. I mean, you got to just, you got first off with your hair. You can there's plenty of stylus who do care and won't talk to you about boring stuff so The audio quality was so bad. I didn't know what the question was yeah, I didn't either it wasn't until the guys like yeah Her stylist be talking. I said okay now I understand What they never answer the question by the way not because I think. My assumption is these voice mails are left by like sales people or something like that.

Yeah. And my assumption is they say, Hey, you know, Gladys and sales just call and leave a message about. I'll use the example that I like if you want to play my clip number eight. They just say something about America so they can make a bland generic point I guess. I don't know what direction they give them, but I don't think it's very much. America is awesome. I mean, you look at all the stuff going around the world and there's a lot of heavy stuff in a lot of places.

And we take for granted, I know I do. And I shouldn't, you know, how easy we have it. We caught up in our little trivial arguments about whatever nonsense here. We got a good, we really, really do. Yeah, I mean, we won, you know, you may not have won Powerball, but you did win the lottery if you were born in America.

So that was after a voicemail was like, hey, wouldn't it be crazy if someone won Powerball and they'd go into this rant about America? I didn't even get what the setups are for there like little bits that they're doing if you went to a music festival and weren't rape and tortured You might live in America It's a lot it's a lot like to show you guys put that big Bob and whatever show It's actually not though because the the John Boy and Billy big Show has the same kind of sounders and radio feel to it, but those guys had energy and it's up to jokes and shit. These guys have nothing.

So you just heard the hand in the conversation about talking to a hairstylist. So then they go, do you use that option in Uber where you ask the driver not to talk to you? And this turns into an Uber conversation. Okay. I'm very proud of how high my Uber rating is. Considering, oh yeah.

This guy's proud of his Uber rating. Does anyone know what their Uber rating is? Oh, fucking cares. I have no idea what my Uber rating is, but apparently these guys are all about it. So then the other guy is very concerned about his Uber rating. I have my exact shit 4-8-2 now. So somebody else hit me with a 4 star.

Oh man. Like, what are you doing? I don't know. Like, you got a, I don't know man. Falling apart. Does anyone else out there have a lower Uber rating than me? Oh yeah. I'm sure.

Nice falling apart. A 4-8-2. I was going to pick up this guy by right? Good day sir. That's the similarity I met with the other radio show. In the sense that you could take this dialogue and it would be perfect for like a sitcom where the background characters

are having some conversation. You know what I mean? Just generic horse shit that any two people on the planet could have if they met each other. There's no making relationship that these guys have or anything. Yup. They're just making noise on the planet could have if they met each other. There's no making relationship that these guys have or anything. Yep. They're just they're just making noise on the radio so the people here that there's noise being made. Of course, we've got Halloween

coming up. Uh oh. So we're going to find out that not only is this guy boring, his wife is also a bore fast. Um, and so my wife decided that we were going to get one of those 12-foot tall skeletons for the front yard. Okay. And then she said, but what if I get two and I went that is an excellent idea Pretty sure Chris very quick on the drive with that one. So this is a conversation He decided that this will be good for the radio show this talk about how yeah my wife wanted to get these 12 foot skeletons But hold on Mike if you're thinking I don't care about that, Carl, it gets exciting. He's going somewhere with us. I think so. Yeah.

Yeah. Cause you got to have symmetry and you balance it out. Yeah. And like in the, in the, our front yard, like there's a good place for one on each side. And so it kind of works out. But then my wife hits me yesterday with, hey, we have one on each side, but then there's the middle part of the yard should I get a 12 foot tall Which yes, and I said absolutely is this story have an end This goes on and on that guy goes yes

I don't like the thing goes the way that my yard works is you can put a skeleton either side of the house Oh, yeah, it has a left-and-erite Yeah, that's true. That's a real estate agent said You're gonna look this house it has a right side left side Honey we've made it Floors and walls Every room for the exciting stuff Here's what's crazy is that we clearly listened to different episodes

you and I and Halloween decorations. I don't have a clip for it because I thought I was so bored by it but it was still a conversation the next day. Well, yeah, it's October. Got to get Halloween talk in every single day. I'm sure there's a PD telling them they've gotten more expensive this year. Halloween decorations. Yes, can you believe that? Can you believe that? Can you believe that? Can you believe that? Can you believe that? Can you believe that?

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I would go pizza chicken. I was going to say chicken because there's so many variations to it. But I mean, that's kind of cheating too. Eggs. I can do eggs. But that was that would that you the one thing you would want to eat for the rest of your life? No, I mean if I mean obviously I want like a five wagyu or something like that But every meal I feel like you have breakfast pizza That's the cool one pizza and then there you could even dress it up and have a fancy dinner pizza Most pizza is what you like, not every meal Speak to yourself, you know my life

You're not a breakfast pizza yet Not every deal speak to yourself. You know my life. You're in my breakfast pizza yet. The answer is tacos. Jesus Christ assholes, it's not chicken. But can I tell you, my takeaways, not even how boring they are, it's that, I mean, not like we said,

the voicemail is probably fake. But like, if that were a real voicemail, why doesn't the person have any relationship with the show? Like if a voicemailer here was gonna suggest the topic of what food would Carl eat every day, they would know on some level that the answer is thick meaty cocks is what he'd love to eat for the rest of his life.

They have no this voicemailer has no relationship with these guys where there would be some inside joke or something. There's nothing with any of those. Fuck you! I was thinking who... That's the gayest thing I've ever heard of my deal It's pretty gay who leaves a message for a radio show Yeah, I could see in the old days you call in you hear your voice your sad loser that gets off on that It's a call to request for it. I've died to mind that fucking door again

I did call what's known with was known as the whiner line on the big show here in Boston years ago. So I tried to call it a Jim Rome was. I did not get past the call screener. But anyway, go out about losing to call the radio. No, you were saying Mike was saying that these aren't real calls. Yeah, they are just made up jumping off points. They don't even take the opportunity to utilize. Yeah, no, it doesn't make any sense.

So someone just calls in and goes, if you can only have one food, the rest of your life, they don't need a call or to introduce that topic. I just started talking about what he likes to eat. Yeah, and the California one. Yeah. They're gonna be like, fuck yeah. Yeah, they nailed it.

Where do you like to get your California? Yeah. I like to have a generic imitation crab. I don't know about you guys, like crab stick all day, that's what I want. I don't know about you guys. I crab stick all day That's what I want trust my life good stuff guys. I smell a rant coming All right, where do you want to go with this Mike? Okay, well, let's go with my clips five and six because I think clip number five Mike

I'm setting it up only because clip number five is like, why is he so passionate about this topic? And then I think clip number six properly displays, why they get into things like this. I show it nice. So sometimes I will actually, so don't shut up. Don't make fun of me because I already know you guys are going to. Wait, I have a desk treadmill in my home office.

I hate you. So, I, what are you talking about? I want to fight you. But when I see those commercials of those little desk treadmills where you just sit there and just swift your feet back and forth, I want to just, I want to buy them all so I can snap them over my knees.

You want to stand on those. Like, why would that invoke so much passion from this man? Why would he say, I hate you, I want to fight you because you have a desk treadmill. He's trying to be interesting. Yeah, that's his way of being edgy. Also, he's not understanding what a desk treadmill is. If he thinks he's just, you know, you have a little foot

paddles, it's an actual treadmill. Oh, yeah, no, he fucks that up completely. Yeah, yeah. But then clip number six, when you have a gym like this, you know, you got to go out on a high note, which is why you get into these sort, you explore these sort of topics. Okay. Audrey wanted a

string a standing treadmill. I support this for the studio. No, no, we're not a standing radio show. We are a sitting radio show. Yes, the only thing about that is you can hear you'll hear and go Like all morning long on the mic. That is the treadmill, right? You know, like all morning long on the mic. That is the treadmill, right? Right. Oh, I want to heart out the food. Let's go on the high note, boys. That was a vibrator joke.

Oh, man, Audrey's gonna be so pissed. She's gonna go ahead and measure that. That was pretty good. There's a lot of that where they say whatever they're saying, and then it gets right into the bumper and they're out. They do a very good job with that. What's crazy about that is the way that, obviously, this show is like somewhat re-recorded to an extent.

So they must be having this conversation and then afterwards go, you know what, let's, we should leave on my vibrator joke. That should be the hard out. Like, I really nailed that. Well, I have an example for you here. They read this crazy prep burger story because all of these stories on these radio shows are ones that are just inconsequential and no one's reporting on it.

You know, if you read the Wall Street Journal or USA Today and the Morning, you're not stumbling across this story because it's a good idea. He's not top headline. You're right. So here's an example of that. This is a flight from Guadalajara to Mexico City delayed more than two hours due to an

infestation in the main passenger cabin by a gigantic swarm of mosquitoes. Oh no, you're stuck on a two in a metal two with a ton of mosquitoes in there. He's packed by mosquitoes. I mean, I'm sure those mosquitoes look hell. Yeah, this is a buffet. The flight scheduled to depart at 4 30 PM local time was delayed until about seven o'clock while cruising passengers attempted to manage the insects. Passengers were seen swatting away at the mosquitoes and the flight attendants actually sprayed bug spray in an effort to get rid of the insects.

Glad that they had off in the cabin, sure. But eventually they were dissipated. The lights turned off in the cabin, sure. But eventually they were dissipated. The lights turned off in the passenger compartment. They, you know, I guess there's some sort of heavy vegetation near the Guadalajara airport or something. Okay. The fact that a swarm of mosquitoes made into a cabin of an airplane is just like, oh, it's just awful.

You know, we've heard stories of snakes on a, you know, on a, on a mother-free complain. But I think mosquitoes may be taking this to a whole other level. My honey, do you get to join the Maya High Club if you get sucked by a mosquito on an airplane? I'm pretty sure that counts, Dave. This is David Mahol. This dude is fucking corny. So I knew snakes on a plane was gonna come up. That was the low frute. Yeah, go figure. I'm surprised he didn't do a Samuel L though. I mean, maybe that's a little too edgy these days

to be applied. You probably get fired for that, correct? But then when he's like, is that the mile, he had to work in the mile high club somehow. Oh, yeah. You get sucked by a mosquito. Ooh, titillating. That was their little segment that they had right there.

So you got a minute 15, introduces a topic, two bad jokes, and we're out. Yep. Some guys say, oh, that's kinda suck. Oh, that's crazy. Yeah. All right, Mike, I'm gonna play you this clip because I think this shows,

and I don't know the difference between Dave and Mahoney. I haven't gotten that advanced into this. I think Mahoney's a little more like the bet, like his life ain't quite together yet. And Dave's a little more the straight man. Okay. Yeah. All right. So Mahoney's the jokester.

Okay. Yeah. So whichever guy this is, you might want to get him on why you laughing? Because if people don't know, Blind Mike is a huge fan of comedy. And he breaks down the history of comedy going over comedians and careers and comedy specials and all these different things. And Mike brings a good insight into it because he is a fan and he does his research. And I think this guy also brings that same level of analysis that you need when analyzing

comics. And finally, since you love Adam Sandler and I love Adam Sandler, he is going to be doing a new animated feature with Bill Burr, so he's going to voice one of the characters. Really? And a musical comedy film called Leo that's going to be on Netflix starting on November 21st. You know, two of the guys who I am just a huge fan of and you think about like styles of comedy. And how there how vastly different Adam Sandler and Bill Burr are and their styles

of comedy. But I think this I think this will work right. It's two guys who I love and I'm excited to hear, you know, I mean, both incredible voice actors in their own right. So the story revolves around Leo who is a 74 year old lizard and he is a class pet lizard. Okay. And he plans to escape his classroom to rear him and experience life outside upon learning he only has one year left to live. However, he becomes entangled in the problems

of his anxious students and a very mean substitute teacher. Is the mean substitute teacher played by Bill Burr? I think so. That's, that's, I don't know. Well, so the guy said nothing. He's like, I like it. I'm saying, I'm Bill Burr. I think so. That's that's I don't know. Well, so the guy said nothing. He's like, I like Adam Sandler at Bill Burr, but like what are the guys that joke like this? The other guy just jokes like that. But I think that it worked together because you got this lizard and he's like old and wants to get out. So that sounds really good. Also

like I like Adam Sandler and I like Bill Burr and that sounds terrible. That sounds like the word. So I heard. I think so. So fucking stupid. And like Bill Burr and that sounds terrible. That sounds like the worst. I'll ever. I think so fucking stupid. And like Bill Burr. So Evan's for family was a good cartoon. The billbird did a Netflix. Yeah. But I don't think of him as I enjoyed it. But I don't think of him as a skilled voice guy.

He was doing his voice. He's not a voice guy. He's a delicious guy. He's a delicious guy. If you got to give Bill Burr anything, it's that he's a skilled voice actor. Right. Yes. He plays an amazing villain in Star Wars.

That's the one thing I know about Bill Burr. Well, no, yes. That is. No reason. Don't for it all. Anyway, so maybe he won't be getting the the call to join. Why are you laughing after all? Well, I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll I'll up on from this? Well, I I teased you guys and I started you with a little bad news. They start with good news bad news every day Would you like to hear a little good news? I am ready for it, but first we got to take a quick break All right, we're back and blind Mike was just talking about setting up some good news Well, I was just asking you fellas if you wanted to hear a little good news. Yeah. I remember, my clip number four is Chalk Will of some, with these gentlemen consider good news

to start your morning. Some good news today as well that crazy chick, Carly Russell has been found guilty for faking her own abduction. Oh, so found guilty on fabricating a false kidnapping story in Alabama. The judge recommended a one year jail sentence for her. Who is that good news for? How does that help me at all?

Victims, I suppose. I don't know. Great. Good job. That's these guys get so like their structure is hey we start the morning and I ask you do want good news or bad news. So nothing lines up into good news. They just pick a story and be like we're going to frame this as good news. It's just news.

Yeah, yeah, this is an example that started the show. It's barely news to be frank with you. This is a show this week where they kick it off with that. Microsoft has been doing what a lot of companies do, right? Where they're hiding the amount of money that they're actually making, or they're saying that these expenses, are legitimate expenses, when maybe they weren't. But to the tune of $28.9 billion,

that is a whole lot of money, Dave. And hey, stop asking me if I want to upgrade to Windows 11. Yeah, I'll start with that. When you want to cancel something with Microsoft, it's damn near impossible. So I don't really feel that bad that they are getting hit with a $30 billion fine. Suck it Bill Gates.

Yeah, this is David Mahoney. So they read a story, this was the bad news. Microsoft owes $29 billion in back taxes, and their big hot take is Suck it Bill Gates. And I don't want to update to Windows 11. But in that you take like fuck Bill Gates and why is it in the bad news? Well, the bad news that they're not paying their taxes

and of course we need that money to hand over to Ukraine. But you see what I'm saying? Is it, I don't know. I think they bad news. I guess what, right, either of these things can be either the thing. Also Bill Gates hasn't worked at Microsoft. Probably a Dutch. I can't do. I mean, it's just like, yeah, but it's second Bill Gates.

I are. Yeah. But what's with his haircut? All right. Well, okay, what I for you. You say so. I brought it before Adam Sandler, because he's got this new show with Bill Burr. And so they're talking about Adam Sandler.

Now, he used to be on the show called Saturday Night Live. And I guess this goes back to the point that producer Chris made earlier. This is a show for old guys, because they're reminiscing about a time 35 years ago when you could see Adam Sandler out there. Wasn't that cool. At some point during his run on Saturday Night live, Adam Sandler did a rendition of Pearl Jam. I feel like every Adam Sandler skit on SNL was musical in some way, shape or form. Okay. So now they're setting up this bit they want to play of Adam Sandler doing

an Eddie veteran impression. And this is probably the worst thing that Adam Sandler ever did on SNL. But for whatever reason, they're playing it. They're excited about it. And the Pearl Jam song, Even Flow on Saturday Night Live, is just about perfect. And can you really tell if he has changed the lyrics in any way or not? Oh I just love Adam Sandler. Fuck was that. We know it was that one of his better bad.

He made a set through that. We know you love him. Can you tell the judge of the lyrics? Wow. Was the set up for that like say see if you can tell any difference because you clearly Can the joke is that you can he's making like Michael Jordan references correct. Yes, also I heard this out of the Drew and Mike Show do your Scotty Pippin's ex-wife is dating Michael Jordan's son right now as a matter of fact Yes, I did know that that's all

Dic move that is I kind of respect it. You respected? I thought Jordan's son. I mean, that's making this guy feel less than Jordan at every stage of his life. He can't escape. It's fucked up, man. Poor Scotty. He's already the ugliest black man to ever exist.

All right, maybe Rodman's got a beat. Maybe on that TV, he was the I did this man, but still, and I was ex-wife, is Megan Jordan's son? You know she's son in dickpecks, still. Yeah. That's a rough. That is rough. All right, Mike.

Let's see here. Let's go to clip. Well, we've heard a lot of their bold stances, and this is, again, what I'm talking about, clip 15, I think shows where these guys can take a controversial take and really know how to turn it on its ear and give it to us in a way we've never heard before. Some good news today as well. I mean, one time science, come on.

Experimental cancer vaccine showing it clears 4 and 10 pancreatic tumors and prevents disease from returning according to a new study on mice. And you talk about one of the most devastating cancers there is, and it's pancreatic cancer. I mean, that's the one that unfortunately you see so many people. I mean, usually when you hear somebody has been diagnosed with pancreatic cancer, there is really not much that can be done. So the fact that we are making advancements to possibly find a cure for this and work on it. Man, this is this is the kind of real science that we need here on the planet. It's just unbelievable how they're able to figure these things out. So this vaccine uses a weakened salinella bacteria to trigger an immune response containing

a piece of the recipient's tumor to train the body to fight the cancer. First of all, you're giving us way too much information. Yes. But also the idea like, guys, I'm just going to go ahead and say cancer, I mean, not great. I don't love it being around and I like to get rid of it. Yeah, I don't know if you know this, but I've known people who have died from cancer. Yeah. Carly say a lot of people, if you pulled their life in some ways impacted by cancer, as a matter of fact, you're not alone in that struggle.

Yeah. No shit. Well, I'm glad these guys are bringing it up. Well, I'm doing my commute to work. I'm really glad they're bringing that up. Japanese fart enthusiasts in the discord says they can't even come up with their own on funny bits. Yeah, I know the plug-in of samlers on funny beds out here.

Oh, well, that's something too. It's like you guys might notice every clip that Carl and I have pulled are either good news, bad news, or answering a voicemail. And that's not because those were the best segments. Those are the only segments. That's the entire show. SNL memories. Did you happen to notice like, is are they,

so they are on like from 6 a.m. to 10 a.m. like a regular morning show. You know, I wish I wouldn't have looked at that. I did that. Well, the only reason I find it interesting is because it seems like their podcasts that they put out is the entirety of their show. Like, so they take out the commercials and music breaks.

Correct. Which, if that's true, that's fascinating because both shows that I listen to were an hour five and an hour seven. Yeah. So which means they're not on air for two or three hours of their shift. Right.

25% of the time they're doing something at work. Yeah. Yes, exactly. It's not a great ratio where I'm from. But all right, let's get back into these voice mailers, these great jumping off points as far as a conversation you can have. It's like a panic, how avoided the iceberg. You would probably never have known and existed.

I think that's untrue. Just considering the hype that was around the Titanic that existed was, it was a world's biggest ship. That's boring. You're boring everybody. Quit boring everyone. It tells me if they are real voicemails, they're not getting a lot of them.

If that's one they have to play on there, you know what the Titanic had in the iceberg, we wouldn't be talking about the Titanic. That might have been interesting in 1998 or whenever that movie came out. Right, right. But people were talking about the Titanic, but in 2023, we're going to debate whether the Titanic

would be interesting if other people hadn't died. Well, I know. I know. A real person would appreciate that. Yeah, maybe you're right. Yeah. But again, it's voicemails that aren't specific to their show. You're right.

It's not taking a theme of their show and expanding on it. It's just these like, hey, is a hot dog a sandwich sort of bullshit? Well, is a hot dog sandwich sort of bullshit. It reminds me of when OP was playing with that weird app, where you could get guests on your podcast randomly. Like all you do is you go on there and you're like, hey, what do you do? And he was like playing around with that. It's like so generic. They've signed up for this generic voicemail service. Where you're like, you can play voicemails that are actually real people. And that buts make it so.

That's better for Obe because he can't do the man in the street thing without offended people. That's true, yeah, he better just talk to a terrified man. Yeah. Everyone's getting really excited about this. I do want to plug this for everyone. Call our voicemail and say anything you want. Anything?

Well, almost anything. Call 833, yo dummy to be a part of the day the Maholini show. 833, yo dummy is what you could call and say anything. Well, almost anything right after that, right after that, it's like, why you can get pretty nuts on this thing. Listen to this. This is probably the worst voice mail you'll ever hear in your life this is worse than hey grandma's dad this is the worst voice mail kind of funny pair clean new pair of socks to put on. And I probably sit for long. It's like, oh, yeah. The guy goes, there's nothing like a fresh new pair of socks, but putting out your feet.

And they play it on the show. And you might think they'd go, I would never call us again, sir. But no, this actually, there's banter that comes out of this. Of course, there is. That's a more interesting point. That was boring conversation you remember. Yeah, and imagine you never think about how wonderful it is putting on a fresh brand new pair of socks right out of the bag until you do it.

And you're like, the bottoms are still white. Yeah, not brown. But just imagine that feeling if you haven't had a new pair of socks in months or years, you talk about an incredible gift to someone. I mean, you think about all the people out there that are in really unfortunate situation. Dyer Straits. Yeah, a lot of times kids as well.

Oh, I second. Think about the people in dire straits and kids as well. And how great the gift of socks would be for them. What I always dreamed of under the Christmas tree was a nice pair of socks. This isn't like, they're setting up a joke. This is just their regular band there. It sounds like they don't understand things. Imagine someone's in dire straits.

And they're like, I know this has been a rough year for you or trying to kick the addiction and you know, you're going from couch to couch. Here's some socks. A deedusidas pretty good. I was thinking of ya. So hold on, let's continue. I'm not micomodering.

I'd hold on your thoughts on that. They don't know the feeling you're putting on a clean pair of socks because it's been so long. That's a really incredible gift to give to someone. We've been living this year, we've been living this year. That's the end of it.

That was the end of it. That's a really incredible gift to someone. Give someone socks instead of ripping the voice mailer and assholes. Yes. They approach every topic with the passion of someone who's in like the high school debate team. Yeah, they make it sound like okay. The topic you have to defend is getting socks for Christmas. And they're like, oh, well, I mean, what a terrific imagine if you were in dire straits. It does. It sounds like a challenge.

It's about any of these topics. And if I could also say, though, I think I was going to say earlier is the voice that says, call 1-800-YOU-DUMMY, where you can say anything. Well, almost. 3-0-DUMMY. But yes, go on. I think that's a Boston rate.

I'm pretty sure I know who that is. Oh, really? I think it's this guy, Hardy, that works for 98.5 in Boston. I'm pretty sure that's him. We just kind of funny. Good to know. So they're outsourcing that. If you want to hear one more example of this bullshit, my clip 13 takes on a topic that again, so specific, it's got to be specific to this radio. These guys must be big weep fans of the weekend. I don't know about you boys, but I think they like when they finally clock out for the week. Taking the mental health day to make a three day weekend, are you the one who takes the Friday off and starts the weekend early or the one who takes Monday off and comes back to a four day week, which one?

Message deleted. Delayed gratification is always the best and the idea of taking Friday off, there's not the wrong one, but I like a three day weekend that starts with a Friday off. Do you? Just as much as everyone else, but if I have my choice, and let's say that in a magical hypothetical world that'll never happen, where all companies decide that it's a good idea to do a four day work week. I'm choosing...

Optin' for Monday. Monday's off every single time. Because when you start to win your Tuesday, it's really like the Monday. Yeah, you know, but like Friday's, you already have Ascent. Right, anyway. Fridays are a good time.

Yeah, you don't have Ascent on a Thursday. We drink beer on Friday mornings and no one bats night. Yep, if we did Margarita Monday. What's everybody doing? It's gonna be a problem. Let me ask you this though, if that happens, does that make Tuesday the most productive day of the week still, or is that gonna move to Wednesday?

That's gonna move to Wednesday. Fucking thing sucks. Sure does. I like, first of all, a couple of things. I like that Mahoney can come up stumbling in the work and they're like, oh, must be a Friday. He should face again, must be Friday morning. These guys have put themselves in a situation where they can't say to anything.

I don't really get the fuck. Like who cares about that topic? They have to take on the most banal items of just mundane everyday life. I bet even when they're hammered, they're just as boring. Yeah, right, yeah, of course. Probably so. Well, and one of the most boring things you can talk about, we've covered this on the show before, is dreams.

Dreams didn't happen, we all have dreams. Don't talk about them, shut the fuck up. F***. Unless you're a hot chick and you're the're to wet you about me, I'm listening. That I'm listening. I would even listen. Well, we're trying to get rid of this. It's a dream that's significantly impact

your white, waking life, like, you know, like forgetting a conversation, listening in the mind. And all my message to you. You're reading a dream. And I've shared this with you guys. This is like maybe a year ago or something like that. Jesus, not even last night, a year ago. You remember it?

We're gonna talk about that. He really is boring. Unless you're Martin Luther King, Jr. I don't care about your fucking dream. This again. All right. So guys, we've been talking about voicemails and obnoxious conversations.

I'm gonna change things up for us because they play a game They play a game of the color. It's called cover your ears Just like when we were talking about with John boy and Billy. Let's win prizes more ways and win prizes. We got a win town of wind You know the songs, but do you know when they sound this bad? These are the days, it never rains but it's cold. It's cover your ears on Dave and Mahoney. Kelly is joining us today for a round of cover your ears. So you were talking about this earlier,

Mike, how radio hasn't changed. That Max Headroom thing, where it's like, Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, it has to do that weird repetition thing. Yeah. Why is that still a thing? Why would that ever a thing? I don't know. That max headroom thing where it's like Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey I'm going to go to the next one. Oh, hello. Hi. How are you? Oh, sorry. You kind of cut out. I'm good.

How are you? Excellent. Thank you for asking. We have 30 seconds on the clock for each one of these. Let the full 30 seconds play out before you make your guess.

You're looking for the artist and the song in order to get a full point. Mahoney is here as a lifeline if you need him. But good luck to you here is song number one. So this goes on all the way up until the chorus and it's just like the guy sings so badly it's gonna be hard to figure out like if I was at a bar to guy with you then

the corner I wouldn't bad it I it sounds fine. I don't know music and I knew immediately with the song Of course, it's not a good game. We haven't heard Christian Blatt do it Okay, so she gets that one right cheap tricks the render All right, and then she gets the next one right and then this is the next one after that Well done two points no lifelines burnt you're doing fantastic and the next one here has got 33,000 views. Okay, so kick it up a little bit. So again, they do the whole song up until the chorus burning down the house. She's just like, yeah, it's talking heads again This is not so even fucking gay. What are we doing right now? Fill in time. Just cover bands,

play songs. Okay. So this is the last one. This is for the win. Let's see if you guys can get this one right because I obviously get harder and harder as you go. You know, just like any other game. Yeah. Just like who wants to be a millionaire? You can't have the easy questions at the end. It's kind of a challenge. All right. So you can win it right here without using any lifelines if you were able to get this one with a full point. This is from rubber chicken. It's got 14.5,000 views. So again, pretty popular. Good luck. I Mean the guitar riff is there. It's an unmistakable. It's immigrant song by my Zappla It's just like the fucking of game is this

See what that one. Yeah, it's a game like I wouldn't necessarily know the it but I know every song They plan like oh, yeah, I know that song. I may not know the band or whatever But I'm not a music guy anyone that's trying to win this competition Quote unquote should easily be able you might not might not know what Zeppelin. Is that what you just told me? Now there's another fun part to this show. At the end their producer comes in. He puts together a blooper reel who doesn't love a blooper reel. It's a fun. So here we go. Bloopers everybody. This is Dave and Molly.

Because there's really no point in pretending to be, all I would, because there's really no point in pretending to be good at, to be good at this. Oh, I, okay, let me pick it up from here. It's an all new blooper reel on the Dave and Mahoney. Oh, I's okay. Let me pick it up from here. He's an all new blooper reel on the Dave and Mahoney. Oh, I see. So our executive producer, Chris, decided that he was going to do the blooper reel this week. And when I asked him how it went, he said, quote, y'all are in trouble.

This actually may be the most amount of bloopers I have ever heard in one week on this show. And that is without Audrey. Wow. Audrey's not even there. I like all these bloopers. The dumb cunt that usually grabs this down right? Yeah, can you believe it? So I have to play for you guys what these blooper reels sound like. It's so overproduced.

It's so unfunny. It reminded me of one too many. There's this amazing movie that National Ampune's put out. Starting, just guy John Melwanda's up in Cumber. You probably haven't heard of him. Young kid. one too many. There's this amazing movie that National Ampune's put out, starring just guy, John Melwanda's up in Comer. You probably haven't heard of him. Young kid. Yeah, young kid just starting off. And at the end of that movie, they do this blooper thing. A lot of comedies have done that, you know, especially in the last 15, 20 years. And usually, in order for the blooper to be funny, it has to be like a funny thing that happened, not just like someone flubs their wine.

Generally speaking, yeah. Generally speaking, but Judd's bloopers is just flopping the lines. I don't know if that's a blooper. I don't know how to read. Alright, but this is their guys bloopers. 40% of people say they find it hard to talk. Hard to talk. 40% of people.

40% of you 40% See the only thing is that words me about that the words me about that the words me about This one I pronounced worries worries. I'd be out of good day Good for it to cross my mind Like fucking dice sighting Overproduced the fuck out of like what's barely a mistake correct. Yeah, so we these are like big gotcha moments where someone called me out for that I'd be like what a cut what a picky asshole I could go out of this shit all the time So I got you know what I'm saying all right

That's coming from us That's This one is entitled you smiled at me and then they didn't that leaving the other details So then they didn't that Details so that goes on for a while now what they didn't, uh, that didn't go the details. So that goes on for a while. Now what they didn't play is what I picked up on when we were playing the teaser last week.

Is there any good, uh, like Irish talk shows? Because there's a bunch in the UK, like in England. Yeah. But then we don't get any from Ireland. No. Zero. I, we at least got, uh, what's his name? Craig Killborn. He's from Scotch. From Scotland. Yeah, but nothing from Ireland It's a for Conor McGregor's crappy whiskey

Craig Kilborn the Scottish guy Scottish talk to the fillies are playing the Braves today Sports center baby There's a pirate. Did that make the blooper real? They don't crack Ferguson was. Did that make it out there? And either guy figured it the fuck out. Well, can I tell you when I catch from that, though,

they call it the blooper real. To me, that means that they're not using that in the regular show. And they start their segment over when that happens. Oh, is that right? Am I wrong about that? I have no idea. That's a good point though. To me, it seems like when they say woor is instead of woor is,

they're like, ah, we gotta do this whole thing over. Right, you might be right about that. Wow. So Mike, we're going along on this. I have too many clips. You have too many clips. Let's grab a couple more that we enjoy and we'll move on All right, well I enjoyed clip number nine just because I want to see if you guys pick up on something that I noticed from this clip

He loves a good fun fact and he's gonna give one about our bees here nice Jason is joining us today for around a fast food freak out Jason. Let me ask you your favorite fast food of choice. What is it? I'm gonna have to go with our bees. Arbys, what an excellent choice. They got the moots. Do you know that our bees got their name from roast beef because it's supposed to be R and B hence Arbys for roast beef? I did learn that recently. I did not know that. You learn something new every day. Fuck you!

You've been repeating this over and over to me. Yes, I'm aware. Yeah I'm telling you fucking Arby's first off everyone knows that's not a fun fact Well that to that too. Also the guy what your favorite fast food the guy goes Arby's he goes That's a good choice. No, it's not two two liars. Yeah, the worst choice. What are you talking about? Well, what in that context what would be a bad joke? If you said fucking Wendy's would you go, I'm never gonna fucking talk to you again. Who's our number? Alright, good point.

I'm not sure what the answer is for that. And then I guess I'll just say one more that isn't as repetitive as the others might be clip 11 where you kind of get like, these are, you forget, yes, obviously, their airheads because they have no interest in talking about interesting things. But they're polished enough that you almost forget they're probably dumb too. Like, clip number 11. Yeah, and it's always like there's, there's these boats that keep going by that we keep

missing. You know, you talk about, you know, these massive increases in, you know, houses like if we had just had the foresight to buy a $2 million house right when COVID hit, when it could have gone to zero, then it would be a $5 million house. Right. You know, but just didn't quite have the money at the time and dang. Yeah. Here we are.

If only I had the foresight to buy a house in February of 2020, I guess is what he's saying. Yeah, like you're an idiot if you didn't do that. If only I knew the lottery numbers before they announced that, good point. Yeah, there's a lot of things you can do to make money as close. I guess it's like, they're literally having a time machine argument on this fucking show.

And presenting it is real. All right, I have one more clip that I need to play for us, because it reminds me of a good friend of mine here. I mean, out of all the things that you would break into a store for, vodka of all things, I mean, you can go to a liquor store and get a gigantic bottle of vodka if it's the cheap stuff for like $10. You can get even cheaper than that, Dave, if you want to go, like, just get yourself a little pint, you know.

Alright, so first off, this is the Redneck Report. The group without a guy for stealing vodka, which is funny because I've watched the footage of Chad doing that. But the guy goes, yeah, why would you steal vodka? It's cheap already. Get a big thing every time. But he's like, wait, if you want to spend less than that, you get a smaller thing. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, she's like, well, if you want to spend less than that, you can get a smaller thing. I'm like, no, no,

shit. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter. And you're making a lot of good points over there, right? Thanks. You're really going to save money. Nips. They're one ounce.

Go for that. Consider that, buddy. All right, one more. Because I'm not even sure if they finished this conversation. And the sounders already come in and just interrupt them. I'm not even wrapping up. I'm not sure if they've wrapped this one up or not. Dave, why is it that every like method

wants to drive a car that looks like a cop car? You know you see those busted out crown vicks with the light on it? It's never somebody who's well adjusted. No, it's always somebody that definitely has drugs on. This is Dave and Mahol. Oh, we're gonna make a point. I guess the producer's like,

what the hell? Where are we going with this guy? That's enough. All right. This is what these guys do. It's like, I don't even know that stereotype. Like, methods are always driving crowned vicks. I'm nervous.

No, that's, it's all we talk about over here. I'm out of touch. I love a sheltered life. Sure. They hate the cops, but they love the cop cars. I see what you did. All right. So there's nothing else to play here. Mike, I'll just double check with you.

Yeah, I think other than that, it's pretty much all stuff we covered. Because like I said, their entire show is voice builds and good news bad news. Did you find in your episode a different bit than that? Those are the other game. They play one game that we played. We're just like they played those in my episodes. Yeah, yeah. Can you figure out what song this is

where the guy is singing every no perfectly and singing all the way? I was like, yeah, I can't figure out what's like that. I speak English. Pretty tough game, guys. Good one. I think of like name that tune.

Where literally they play two notes in someone's just like, oh, that's Genesis You know, so what fucking dollars what are they like that's impressive to me these people are listening to cover sogs for 38 seconds straight and they're like I was soguest that Anyway, well, okay, we could do a clip to I guess they talk about There's some story with like family dollars something. Yeah, and this is the sort of improv that they feel comfortable with putting out there. Again, because now that I've now established that they retake these and they're still like, this was pretty good.

This is not a blooper. Well, I don't know if this has anything to do with it, probably not, but if you have been taking medication because you've also been a little under the weather, family dollar is recalling numerous products, including over the counter drugs. A lot of them have to do with Coles due to improper storage in 23 states. I don't love this So various pain relievers treatment creams cough suppressants, laxatives, I drops toothpaste and more and Running it down. It's Alabama, Arkansas, Arizona, California, Colorado, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana

Mississippi, Montana, North Dakota, Nebraska, New Mexico, Nevada, Oklahoma, Oregon, South Dakota, Texas, Utah, Washington, Wyoming. Are you doing the Johnny Cash song like I've been everywhere, man? Oh, no. Are you doing the thing that every time someone lists a number of states, someone mentions? So are you doing that right now? These are the fucking kings of low hanging fruit That's what I noticed listening to this show and comparing it with the radio shows you guys have talked about where it's like Boy, it really is they're making zero effort to make original shows anymore. I guess because they're afraid of Like radio I will say is the business that got hurt the most by whatever you want to call of cancel culture or whatever radio by far reacted the harshest to firing any sort of personality,

like getting rid of any originality or unique content. Yeah. E Rock and I have talked about this quite a bit. He'll be on the show coming up soon. Oh really? That was his whole thing is that, yeah, or maybe not. His whole thing was just like radio should have invested in personalities. When they started to see podcasting crop up and people were going to alternative media, they should have said, okay, but if we own the person

and like, seriously, I'm did that. Like, well, we own Howard Stern. So if you want Howard Stern, you got to come to us to do it. And radio did the opposite. They're just like, all right, we'll just get bots to play. So I don't want to turn a thousand times. I've got to survive in a treadwater. Yeah, right. It's like let's do the cheapest thing possible. Well, that was doubtful. Well, that's I mean, like I'm on the Kirkman Hedgehog twice a week. And Kirk's a guy that was number one in Boston. And because of an activist, they got the radio station got terrified and got rid of them.

Now, not just that radio station, their ratings are in the shitter. The company is worth like, their stock is at like nine cents or something like they're going to get delisted or they have been delisted, I think. Meanwhile, Kirk went to work for bar stool that was evaluated at half a billion dollars. So like the radio is making the wrong choice at every turn with all these personalities because they're afraid Yeah, and I think you're right. I think they are playing it safe for that reason, but they're also probably making nothing When I listen to these radio guys, I used to be not jealous But as if NDS is a different term. I used to be NDS of guys who had a morning radio show like holy shit four hours a day

making Six figures, you know, some of these guys even in Rochester making a quarter of a million or more a year. And that's what a fun gig that is. Shoot the shit with your buddies and all this stuff. And now I would not take any of these chops. No, I mean, the state of miserable. There's a station and maybe everyone won't know what this means.

If you're not like a diehard radio fan, but there's a station in Boston sports radio station that does in the 20s every morning, mid days and afternoons, they all do in the 20s for ratings. And that station had layoff last year. That's insane. It's insane. It doesn't make sense. Five cars is tuned into this station. Yeah. I think it would be time. I think it would be time. I think it would be time. Oh, yeah, there's no money in this. I can't imagine starting a small business being like,

well, as soon as we get on the radio, people are going to start buying it into this place. It's going to be overwhelmed with customers, for sure. All right. It would be a tragedy if we were losing one person to drug overdose every day, even five, seven, or twelve people. It would be unimaginable if fifteen families a day received news of a lost loved one to overdose.

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that we got on our voice mail number. Yes, you can text it. I discourage it. Because when I get into long fucking text threads with people, I have to run away. I'm joking. Hey, what are you up to? Lee is okay.

Got me again with that one. Anyway, guy texted me and, are you garbage as a pockets? I don't think we've really talked about on this show. I'm maybe mentioning it a couple of times, big show. They do Patrick Michael skewered them. So you guys probably thought there was no meat left on the floor. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm good. Dang it, he got it. He says, this one is made worse by the fact that the far guy knew to expect it. Check this out. Okay. So my grandparents smoked cools and then she smoked Paul Maul's.

Well, I should point out this is, their guest on here is AJ soprano. Yeah, very good. You get to. And never inhaled. And everybody in the family would be like, whoa. I know what that is. There's a missing.

No, you know what that is? That's a test of the emergency broadcast system on the phone that they were doing. Oh, wow. Hey, shit goes down. Is that everybody's phone's going off? Yeah, probably heard about the lettuce at the time. The emergency system is functioning. They knew this was coming.

I got everyone knew this was coming. It might have been a good idea to prepare for that on your show. We're gonna learn more about the, did you get that on your phone for your request? Yes. That annoying thing. Yeah, I'm not that excited about the emergency broadcast system considering I'm 9-11.

I had to turn a TV on to see what was going on. So they didn't do a great job that day. I'm not too worried about it. I was about that. So they didn't do a great job that day. Matt, too worried about it. I never thought about that. I think it deals. I recall. We're waiting for a real emergency to do something. No, we're really getting with emergency systems like in Hawaii during the fire. And yeah, we're fucking great at it.

Israel's killing it. Everyone's really good at that. We're getting the people. It's going on. All right. We got a bonus here for Crins of the Week. This comes in from Nick Tucker, and Ray DeVito had a guest on his show,

and this woman does not understand how the internet works, at all. Is that actually legal? Is well legal. I can only imagine, I can only imagine the crazy shit that would happen, the chip people would say. Like, what legal?

What's what legal? What are you talking about? Lashin your titties online and having people send you money. Like, you can have a legal, there's a whole economy, yeah, there's a whole economy base. You can have a, had before I got a white bob just went up over, yeah, that is the thing you can do.

Oh, this is smoke in the shape of that broad. How? It must be taken out of context or something, right? How do you not know that? I don't know. Mike, I don't know. It's crazy possible. She's just like, yeah, but what?

Max, girls gonna be showing off their tents for money on the internet. Well, that, Max, but yeah. I think you're gonna say they can have intercourse as well. And people will see it. You've gone too far. Oh my gosh, when I was on, so when I was covering for Anthony Cumia and I was on there with Eric Zane last Monday, we were talking about that teacher in Missouri, high school teacher, who they discovered her only fans page and they fired her. And I just found some photos of her and I'm like, oh, maybe she's, you know, she's mid.

She wasn't that hot, but it's like if that's your teacher, I could see like, oh, 10 bucks or 20 bucks a month for that. But then those fucking guys in the booth, man, Garrett and Drew, they go ahead and find her in all of these ridiculous hardcore like Gang bang scenarios and shit this just getting fucking railed and I'm like, oh, okay I can see why the school district would have a problem with this now. Now it's making a lot of sense I thought it seems just like maybe showing her ass hoards. I was like, no, no, no, it's a little crazy And that apparently can't that also be educational. Yes. I think so. I think that Carl knowing he was on compound media wants to relate to the kids and was like,

this lady's mid guys. I speak like you. It was. Erick Zane argued with me about it, but I don't I'm talking about it. I know the deal. I just love those guys because no matter what task you give them, they'll find it. I'm the internet. I didn't even tell them to look for it. They're just like, I think they're a board of me at Eric's Conversation. They're just like, oh, this is what's important. That's fine. Are you looking for this? Yeah, I wasn't, but all right. Watch that for a minute. So if you're on our Patreon or supercast or even YouTube, I posted that video with all of that edited out.

or even YouTube, I posted that video with all of that edited out. So, it's like, we're talking about that. That part is not in the episode that we posted. All right, Tony Muscrat came in. You know, we've been doing this Carl Song parody contest. He came in with a song and I will say this one zigs a little bit. This one is called a snow loser. ["Snow Loser"] Here he comes now, the big ham.

["Snow Loser"] I'm Mr. Rochester, I'm Mr. Snow. I'm Mr. Snow I'm Mr. Take it to Ron's self or dabble-kind All is fucking ten below People call me smile talker Whenever I speak Always down on my knees

You're a creep He's Mr. Kelba-Kini He's Mr. Calbacini, he's Mr. Queer, he's Mr. New Review Girl, they're all misdisappeared. People call me Snow Loser, they say that I suck, and I'm a clubfooted fox. You're a cuck. Swing it. I'm Mr. California. I'm Mr. Fun. My canal is saltwater. And I've got two sons. will call me a always trash me don't pay for their woods just a couple of jerks and his heart doesn't work

He's Mr. Take the high road, he's Mr. Class. He's Mr. bloated idiot, he's Mr. Liv in the past. People call me an alcoholic, but the math is all wrong. All of his brain cells are gone. I Thought this was a carol song Really damn That was a venture holy I'll tell you I don't always love the song parties that might be one of my favorite That had me laughing though. That one was really fucking funny. I could really picture it. Tony Muscat coming in. And Mr. Queer, clearly the best of your nicknames now. He is Mr. Queer.

He is pretty clear. He's pretty clear. Pretty good stuff. All right, guys, we got to talk about Tower Gang. Now, Tower Gangs a show we did a month or two ago. And I thought Mark Random was one of the hosts of Tower Gang. So we really focused on Mark random on the show that's spaz guy. And then when they came back and talked about us talking about them, they're like, well, I mean,

they focused on Mark random. It was just a guest on the show. Oh, my bad. I didn't realize. It's hard to tell. And it was hard to tell. It was hard to tell. It was hard to tell who was part of the show and who was a guest because they're all just yelling over each other and trying to be the edges guy on the show. So the reason why I bring them up is because Top Lobster recently tweeted this out.

I brought it up on the show recently but I thought I'd play it for us so that we could see what he's up to. I was listening to like those people again criticize us, and they did say, I like the elitist. I just know, so I listened to it again today just to get this sound effect. Yeah, it's really cool, I'll play it again. Remember, remember, remember, remember, remember, okay, that's it. That's it. That's it. That's it.

That's it. Making fun of me playing the actual Airhorn sound everybody knows of. So, yeah, this one here. So it's actually really funny. So I clipped it, but I listened to it again. And they write, the gratuitous use of slurs, toad, you're a main offender here. Like, we have to, I I don't mean I don't want to be that guy on tower again

But we've got it cut down the slurs. We can now can you imagine top-sack that? Yeah, you dumb nigger Good stuff guys I don't mind those guy like of all the guys you made fun of, I thought they took the criticism fairly well. I do think they're like, their show is clearly like trying to be edge lords. Yes. I didn't mind that line as much as I thought I would have. When you explained it, I liked it better than I thought I would have. Okay. So I was checking out a recent episode of theirs on a rumble, of course. And the reason why I wanted to bring

this to you, Mike, is because topelopst, maybe you saw him, or maybe you bumped into him, I should say, maybe you camed him at a skank fast. Possibly. Possibly. Yeah, I was, I'm sure why that was. I can't keep tricking, who I bump into. Okay, fair enough.

So this is Topelopst talking about being at skank fast and how popular he is. Oh, I didn't know that. I didn't hear a buzz that Top Lobster was there. But that wasn't a big topic of conversation that was going around. Not in my crew, no. Okay.

Well, apparently it was a pretty big deal. How many people attend Skankfest would you say? 3000 is the number I heard. I think it's a little more maybe, but around 3000. Okay. So a lot of people there, a lot of fans of podcasts showing up.

It's been a year since I was at Skankfest and I had a lot of people approach me then. How many people came up to you this year? Was it good enough? I was saying over 50 and I- Hell yeah, dude. Maybe more yet. Over 50. One guy approached me wearing my Elon Musk tweet on his shirt and I just shut up my wife straight up., I was like, I was like, I said, see? This is what I'm talking about. She's like, I don't understand. That's called it when you get it. It's retarded.

And then I asked them, I always asked them, I was like, hey, what's up? Because they learned again, like I was telling the guys before, from the show, I was like, when the people come up to me, whoo, toppy. Everyone that came up to me was like, yo, top, what up, like they, even if they were nervous,

they were like, what up? And I was like, hello, what's up, pound.? Like they even if they were nervous, they were like, what up? And I was like, hello, it was over pound. And then they would, I would say, where do you know me from? And most of the time, it was either Twitter or tower game, most of the time from tower game. So this guy was so popular. He's going around. People are a nervous to talk to him.

Oh, there's a celebrity right there. Holy shit. Hey, Mark, no, we got to the way. I see top lobster. I want to go to the top. I wrote that. Yeah, this true lobster. I want to go top I wrote that Yeah, Mr. Lobster Beans

Yeah, so apparently he goes yeah, you know, I ask everybody how they know me and Twitter was the top answer followed by this podcast that he's on that's Also is there third alternative what I like like oh I live in your neighborhood that he's on. That's also their third alternative. What else like I go, I live in your neighborhood. What are the other? I was sitting on the airplane. I remember we had a whole conversation. So it's so bizarre. These guys, as we've already discussed, they try really hard to be a part of things. They want to be on gas digital really badly. They're constantly tweeting at Lewis Jay Gomez trying to get his attention. They think they have something going.

Maybe they do. Maybe they're going on than I realize didn't seem this video is less than a thousand views. I don't know if that's where they're getting most of their audience from. I don't know what's going on with them. But the problem with these guys is that they're overestimating their value. They strike me as the kind of people that if they were successful, would be terrible at it. Because they would enjoy it too much.

You know what I mean? Yeah, well, I think they read into things. Like, a couple people recognized me. I think there's a few people that listen to Kirk show that were there. I think there are a couple people that listen to this show that were at Skankfest. So a couple people said,

hey, by and by, and that was it. I didn't come on telling you guys that, because I don't think anyone gives a shiss. You know what I mean? Like, to be like guys, that's the outpouring of love was overwhelming. It's like, no, no one was there to see me, no one was there to see Toplops,

though, I don't think. Right, no, it's fun to be recognized, but I don't go around going, you know what kind of star I am with Toplops? It's just like, oh, yeah, 50, probably more. I don't know. I lost track after three dozen. I had time to say, put it this way, the people that recognized me weren't weeping because I was there.

They were like, hey, nervous to talk to you. They're like, oh, I'm kidding. So this is what someone saying about these guys is that this guy Clint over here, he definitely overestimates the value of this show that they're on. I keep telling you guys, I watched the the rags, which is Louis J. Gomez and Bobby Kelly and the fourth guy that's the toad, the toe to the show. That's the way. Joe, this is a funny motherfucker. Yeah, yeah, he's the show.

Joe, this is from Massachusetts, and he's hilarious. So he's definitely the new. Give him a banger for that one. But I watched it, and I was just like, if we were all, if we all live close enough, I'm telling you, it's the exact same show. It's the exact same, like the only difference. Honestly, God, the only difference is that they have,

like, all of them have kind of a New York accent Where is only top as a New York accident for our show and Dan so Dan Soder is genuinely genius level funny with his impersonations and shit and none of us are on that level But beyond that like we're all we're all fucking that Mike Kabbat Well, first of all, but they all have a new York accent Joe's from Boston dance from Colorado Yeah, I'm very good Colorado. I don't know if they're actually true. Yeah, that's a very good point. Yep.

I like that he thinks that the others are why they're successful or more successful because they have the New York accent. Like, if we get more guys in New York accents out here, holy shit, I don't know. It's guys that live. So I listened when these guys talked about you. I think I sent you the link.

I was like, hey, they responded to you guys breaking them down. Yeah. And I didn't hate them. Like, I thought they just tried. Yeah, they responded to you guys breaking them down. Yeah. And I didn't hate them. Like, I thought they just tried. Right. There's too many people. Like, there's too many voices on the show.

So it was hard to delineate who it was who. But like, other than that, some of them seem like they have potential to be funny, where I think they're going to fuck themselves up as being like, hey, we are that level. We are like Lewis and Dan and Joe. That's us, guys. It's like, you're thinking thinking too much about that aspect as opposed to doing a good show that people see.

Like get your show out there. Yeah. I think about what lovely should be it. They go the only difference between our show and that show is that Dan Sotas pretty funny. Like no, no, there's many other different sets. I promise you that. I don't know if they're trying to turn that into a bit, but talking about the quality of your show shouldn't be the content of your show.

They weren't turning that into a bit. Okay, so that was a serious conversation. Because I watched this whole thing. I understand the concept. So it's a pre-victory lap. Yeah. Well, that's what's crazy to me. Is that someone sits down and watches a show

with professionals, and I don't watch that show. I know the guys on it, and maybe they're winging it, and they're not doing the best job they could. It's very possible, especially when I hear Bobby Kelly's name. Now they're here and are there. But the best job they could. It's very possible, especially when I hear Bobby Kelly's name. Neither here nor there. But the fact that this guy's watching their show and going, huh, our show's just as good as this. Tell us me that there's no room for growth there.

Yeah, minus a couple accents. Yeah, right. Exactly the same. Yeah, it's like, that's the wrong takeaway. Right there. It tells me that you're not understanding. You could be way better than what you're doing right now. This is a show hosted by Clint Jose,

Toad, Top Lobster, and Cole. So those are our five hosts that we're looking at here. What are we going to say, Mike? I'm just rattle thinking about next to your skankfest. We're going to be up to, I'm going to rival Top Lobster for hello. Is that what lobby? Yeah, you got to bring a cider or something. Do you know me?

Do you know this man? Who's not famous? So beginning of the show, they come out top-lops to all the fans are nervous, come to him, talk into him, he's fist bumping him all, he's just like, yeah man, it's cool, you're cool. Nice to see you, nice to see you. And then they get into the meat of the conversation and they talk about tipping. I don't know if you guys have noticed this, but tipping is just out of control. Am I right?

I kind of brought it up in the pre-show and top had the same kind of thing, but tipping is gotten out of control, dude. I was at Sonic. And like whenever I, you're, I don't know, he's been to a Sonic. I don't know if you've ever been to one. I've raised my head. Alright, maybe they are successful. I stayed corrected.

Guys, we're all eating at Sonic. All right, maybe they are successful. I stayed corrected. Guys, we're all idiot Sonic. I had no idea. Ben, dude's been a lot of time. Yeah, a foul, I am. Great stone food. Ben, I've been to many. So it's so like I was there for lunch,

and I fucking order my shit or whatever, and like, and it brings up on the, on the, on the screw. The other thing too, and I catch myself doing this, and I hate it, where you're talking about something so mundane. So I'm like order my fucking shit or whatever. You order the cheeseburger and Sonic. Let's not turn it into this like really cool thing you did. I was more impressed earlier. Yeah. Green just like everybody else now is like tip whatever and I was like nah fuck that. I don't like giving a tip. I was like they

literally like ever since they stopped roller skating, I don't give them tips anymore. Oh yeah What the fuck is up with that there's supposed to be like the car hops man. There's supposed to come out on the roller skates Like and I and I pants Look at it. If you're not gonna put on roller skates. You're not getting a buck 50 out of me. I'm sorry That's my policy on this one That's my rule in life like just in general. Yeah, the Christmas time when the mailman has his handout. Sorry, buddy Yeah, sorry, bud. You walked here. Strap some skates on.

Pretty hot take. Lots of good conversations around tipping. They get into all these different scenarios where tipping, oh, I'm on my own with the tip you. That's your job. You know, they get in all that shit. So finally they move on, but this guy toad decides to bring it back up again for just no reason. And I'll just need to keep talking about tipping. Dude, I always tip the 20% unless like something really went wrong. Like if there's a reason not to and I never you tip 20% like a fucking like a like a Starbucks. Yeah, it's in the bubble gum. He's like, 20% on the bubble gum.

Yeah, you're crazy dude. Why do you do that? You're a rule. But why so this guy's tipping 20% regardless, even at Starbucks. And I mean, we're talking about that could be like $1. That's what I was thinking. That could be 85 cents. I mean, wow, this guy's showing it out.

It doesn't give a fuck. Impressive. It's impressive. But what did he end with? Because I'm white. Because I'm white, yes. That's where they get too much like trying to be like Legion of Skanks where it's like

All right, we got it. You know what I mean like yeah that I kind of like I said I kind of like these guys when I listen to them But that's the one thing is everyone's the wild they'd hit you with a like let's turn this racial bro Let's talk about suicide or call each other gay. Oh Dude this whole show you take your foot off the gas hole. This whole episode is about each other's penis is, they've all seen each other's dicks, and they talk about who they're gay sex with,

and why they do that, and penis size, and who would be on the top, and who'd be on the bottom. I couldn't clip any of them, cause this is just nonsense. It's just childish bullshit. Yeah, and I honestly, I think, like, I think Lewis and those guys do it too much, but they've established their brand and everything. But these guys, it think like, I think Lewis and those guys do it too much, but they're,

they've established their brand and everything. But with these guys, it's people that we don't know that are just kind of exhausting you with edge lords shit. Right. If Dave Smith wants to come out and talk about gay shit, well, Dave Smith is an accomplished comic who's very funny and good. So that kind of hits you a little bit differently than just some edge lords on the internet. That's the only thing they do. That's not really the exact thing. We talked about this before, the fact that we had this emergency alert thing that happened. Are you garbage was podcasting live while it happened? And so they want to bring that up.

And to your point, Mike, it turns into their edgy black people jokes time. Now I am as big a fan of black people jokes as anyone. Don't get me wrong. Sure. Problem is, I don't get it. So listen closely, tell me what I'm missing here. Oh, yeah. You think the black people noticed it even?

Yeah, they can't read either. They're like, I feel like there's code on my screen. I don't know. And there's like, it sounds like, my hallways in my phone. Yeah, like the government, what about it? A black person throws his phone down his own hallway because it's beeping. Does the beep ever stop? Like what happens is,

no, the beep's combined and it becomes an apex beep and then it blows it every day. Oh my God. I think the government was actually making an honest attempt at solving the inner city problem we're having right now. Okay, so let me say this before you guys, Chai men. I am aware that the smoke detectors in a lot of poor people's homes are going off every minute because they're low battery and the people who live there are able to ignore it.

And I personally cannot ignore that. As soon as that starts happening, that will keep me up on. I have to get up and shoot it with a shotgun or change the battery. It's ever easier. But what are they talking about the hallway, the beeping and the, I thought you were gonna explain a joke? That would be like my, I'm sure these guys don't give a fuck about my advice, but I was gonna give them advice.

It would be you're doing acrobatics to make that into a racial joke. To turn that into, hey, let's be racist for a couple of minutes and make a couple of adj jokes. The route to get there was too difficult. It didn't present itself naturally. I at least I didn't think so. Yeah. Did you understand that? Would people even know what their phone was going off? Like throwing it down the hallway. Would it ever stop or whatever the fuck they said? I

don't get what that meant. And then there was an apex of sound for some reason. None of it made any sense. These guys, that's what they do. They're constantly just swinging and everything and the pitch hasn't even thrown yet. They've got to find the guys. And I remember I was, you know, not to name drop. I was talking about by pal Shane Gillis about this. And I said, Shane regale me with some tails. But he mentioned that literally, but like their audience will go up to them and just drop slurs and be like, like you find that funny, right? Like we're both funny guys,

because I just had retarded to you or something. And Shane's like, well, I kind of do it with like, there's a tact, there's a grace, there's a method to his madness. Like these guys seem like their whole show is based around finding a clip to send to Lewis Jay Gomez and be like, hey, look, we're edgy too. We're just like you guys.

Right, the edge lords are not funny just being edge lords per se, and that's why I played that first clip on Twitter where they go, yeah, these guys are calling us out for all the slurs we have. Oh yeah, well, those F slurs are Ed bombs. I'm like, good one, but try a little harder at a joke, maybe, I don't know.

But like I said, even in that context, I didn't mind that because it was almost there, back was up against the wall. It's throw a funny line out there. The rest of it is now we're purposely trying to be edgy. Mike, I have a very good sense of humor and I had you not get offended by anything. So I feel like I'm a pretty good gauge of whether this edgy humor is working or not and it's not.

It's not working. I'm not offended by it. I don't give a fuck. It's just not entertaining and it's very easy to do. What these guys are doing anyone could do. That's what bums me out about this is that they're celebrating their celebrity non-stop and talking about their audience and their sponsors. Oh, let's talk about their sponsors real quick. These guys suck in having sponsors. This is at the one hour 56 minute mark of their show. We have a sponsor by the way. Well, we can't read it at the fucking two hour mark. That's terrible. I have to piss.

This is so much. We can do that or we are a bunch of... We can do it at all. All right, so Lloyda, before you go, okay, so it calls, calls leaving. If we're gonna read the sponsor, then we have to fucking give it to him for free because you can't, you can't bury a ad two hours deep into a podcast. That's wrong. Sure as hell can.

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We're not even trying to. And so, toad brings it back with another black person joke. That God toad is there to bring the funny. You guys remember when we used to do this show and we were funny? Like, last time. Yeah, this is not funny. I feel like Legion of Skanks right now. I was wondering, I think it's kind of crazy the top has this personal,

fared-at-cage, but what I was thinking is, what if Black people, because they're so often in cages that they're like living perpetually in a Faraday cage, and that's why they can't hear any of these beeps. Jesus Christ, I'm such a deep-doubted. I'm just like a Faraday cage. I'm glad that Mike had the same reaction as his co-host.

You're just like, oh, bloody. Oh, what are we doing? Well, that's what I'm talking about when I'm saying acrobatics to get to racism. You know what I mean? Like, if a racial joke presents itself, fucking swing for the fences, my friend, that's the main thing I'm trying to say with these guys,

like, I'm not offended by what you're saying, like fucking go for it. But when you have to take the longest route possible to get back to black people, it's like, okay, we got it. My guess on all these guys is that they're not racist back to black people. It's like, okay, we got it. My guess on all these guys is that they're not racist. That's the main takeaway is like,

they seem like guys that just like ball-busting and like to be funny or whatever. So they're almost like trying to make you believe the racist by shoe-horning race in every second. I personally like any joke that starts with you. No, black people are always in cages. You run, run, exactly. Where are we going with this?

All right. So now we're going to do some very childish ball-busting on our buddy Toad up here. I think Toad, I've decided not to think about that. Toad is a reincarnation of the guy that died that put the whole jar in his ass hole. The man one jar. He shattered. Yeah, one man one jar. That was like 30 years ago. That guy died and then Toto was born

and that Toto is heading toward the same exact thing. That guy was my father actually. Yeah, your final destination is that, like something that's totally avoidable, but you do it anyways. Yeah, final destination to me and us. Not bad. Wow, that counts as a joke on this show Well, they were due

For something I like whoa toad you said something that was mildly amusing Congratulations sir is that thing guys bit is that he's not funny because that was almost like a final like an ad adaboy, a pet on the head after many missed jokes. It's really nice. I think that is his bit that he's not funny. It's also the other guy's bit, the other guy's bit, the other guy's bit, the other guy's bit. But it's pretty good bit. Every toe that I know is hilarious.

Yeah, usually, but okay. So there's a lot of them talking about their dicks and other people's dicks. There's a lot of dick talk. There's a lot of yelling. I think they've gotten better at shouting over each other since they watched our review of their show. They realized that's good of annoying and not the best thing.

So they do a little bit better with that. So by the way, and I'll say good that unfortunately, if toads of six and three quarters, Ravens is probably like an eight and a half, right? Are we going eight and a half? I've given it like a not even racquet. It's a solid cook. It was not a con. Ravens is probably like an eight and a half right are we going eight and a half I'd give it like a not even a solid cook it was not a cock Ravens Ravens his his dick is too skinny it needs to be fatter and that's what I say in a half maybe eight maybe eight and a half because like it maybe be like you got a low score on his on his girth I mean it depends it depends if

his if look I'll just be honest if his dick was actually just limp like that, his dick is enormous when it's hard. But I think it was, I think it was a meat post beat. I have to point out this is over two hours long and easily 65% of the show is that. Yes. Talking about their decks and I've seen your deck and I shared your dick pick with so and so

and they said, this about your deck, well, you said that about my dick. Yeah. I'm sick. Oh God. It's well, that's the that's the thing about them saying like, Hey, we're just like the regs is it seems like a bunch of guys that like podcasts like Legion of Skanks or come town or whatever that Matt and Shane that like let's turn on the mics and just riff because we're very talented comedians. I think they think they can just do that and what they're show proves that that is much harder than people realize.

That's very difficult to do. I've been complaining about that as you know, since we started this podcast, is that there are a few people who are really good at putting zero prep and very few people, putting zero prep and just being funny and spontaneous and interesting. And those are the assholes and everyone's ripping off It even goes back to the open Anthony days when they were

Bill Burr in the studio and Colin Quinn and Patrice and all these guys and they could just turn a Monday in conversation into hilarious ball busting and you're glued to your radio. And now everyone thinks they can do that because they didn't open Mike once and their family chuckled at their joke and it's enraging to me. It's rough. And these guys from the little live listen to them, like if they had some kind of format or structure, like they probably could be a better show. Like I think they could be it could all leave you a better show.

This is going to be Carlos coaching tree where you said they've already stopped talking over each other Yeah, they're gonna hear this maybe they'll stop saying the the end word as much I think a few years Carl's gonna be like accepting awards with these guys Like these were my guy brought them up from nothing maybe although I do not want to be associated with them at a certain point The guy tells the story about how they were singing happy birthday to his father-in-law and he said happy birthday dear daddy and he's like, oh, I give it, I said that was so embarrassing. So this turns into this hilarious joke. No, no, no, me to call you daddy? I'm gonna fuck you. You can show me a father-in-law. That you're gonna call me daddy. That you're the man.

Your father-in-law is like literally a faggot. So, what happened was, Toad was trying to say, I'm gonna fuck my father-in-law in the ass and tell him to call me daddy, but Cole, who's not listening? Who's not listening? One of the guys, an Eftler out,

so he just started yelling over Toad, trying to get his terrible joke out This is what this show is each try let's learn out the wildest shit we can and see who comes out the victor Yeah, it's bad enough. They all swing it everything, but they all swing at the same time at the same fucking time You're the batter's box asshole. Wait your turn He's gonna strike out but let him let him strike out. Then you can come up So all right, that's our update on tower gang. Now, people who joined our show on in Discord, which is free to do

every Saturday at two Wednesday at five, or if you're checking us out on YouTube, what you can do when you send it for our Patreon, supercast, or YouTube subscription, you saw that we were sniping, centering John when we started off. John is back. We did the round table. We did episode two of Point, Double Point yesterday on Shuleys channel. We are all speculating Phil Elmore was on there. Missy B, the Reverend Bob Levy, Shuley myself. We're all speculating what's John going to do. Is he going to come back? Is he going to wait now? Is he going to, is he going to come back? Be March 10th at coming to Carlson we hold out that long.

Solving answer and he came back today. He came back for revenge. He came back. And this time of personal gun is a blazing and I got a few things to discuss with you about him. They, there's some really talented creators in there that do some really good work. And this is pollution late 7 425 who put this video together where John's claiming that he's not litigious. And it doesn't take much, but you know, you got to have the footage. It's. I guess I'll have it. Yeah.

If I think I want to tie the full this shit together, very well done. Sean, you ever shoot drop a can after you found all those maggots hanging out and saw your old Jay now? No, no, I didn't. That should have though. I'm not as litigious as you would think. Hi, I'm the victim here. I want to lawsuit against Sharon Stone. Yeah, you guys haven't heard about my lawsuit. I just hired a lawyer because now I got to sue him. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Pope, pop is going to help me out with another, another lawsuit. But I know who will address them. And that's my attorneys and most of my friends are attorneys, punk, which is now a defamation of character, libel and sland. And guess what? You fuck face. I got enough money to pay their attorneys

all day. And I got good ones. You know, why don't you give everyone an update on what's going on with our lawsuit against serious exam. I have talked to my attorney, the great Michael pop up. You, my friend, will be seeing a lawsuit coming down the pike. I'm in discussion. Great as head very, very powerful attorney about following up this season to assist with a lawsuit by some furniture when I have tape of Bob saying he's going to try and get me fired from L.A. West, he would, she succeeded. That is breaking the law in the state of California. And I could now sue you and win.

I'm lost who's coming. And it's not going to be a civil one. It's going to be a criminal one. That's not lost in terms of about that. That's not lost in terms of about that. Criminal law. Assessing to cis. Has that cop us with a big corporation? That cop us with a big corporation? And it will be followed by a lawsuit. about that criminal law. As a season to this has been a cop was doing me the

operation and it will be followed by a lawsuit. Case dismissed. So brilliant video. Unbelievable compilation. People think I'm litigious out of the word. They got that from.

I said not as litigious as you might think. Right. So that was pollution late, 74, 25. And I have another video that I want to play for you guys from Daplor's anonymous. Barnes and Noobs, we play his stuff quite a bit on here. This is Southern John's contradiction corner. Can I say too?

I appreciate these guys doing this because every time I hear John go off on one of these rants about you or Shulia, what are the 10 million rants he does every single day? Yeah, I think I wish I had like a compilation of everything Yeah, to refute every point John is making because I know they're out there But John I think John just knows most people don't have it already a compilation like this that disproves everything he says That's what's amazing about these is that people are able to pull this shit together. It's perfect. It's going over years of time and it's perfect. It's not about, everything is not about fucking money. It's about adventure.

Flashback. Hey, tell him to stop paying me money to prick. Hey Dr. Steve, pay the piper. Hey the piper Dr. Steve, pay the piper. Hey, the piper Dr. Steve, pay the piper. I don't want to hear people say I'm begging for money. Greg Opie Hughes from the OBEan Anthony show. Yeah, the guy who went and sent me 40 bucks. Hey, listen, we got 35 more minutes. I better see some Venmos. I don't want to hear people say I'm begging for money. I don't know why John is teaching. I thought he's rich. Yeah, yeah, I like it.

I like making more money. But I enjoy money. I like it. I like money. What a gul. A flashback. What a gul. It's not about.

Everything is not about fucking money. It's about Adventure I remember when I was on the John show and he was playing his why do they podcast? Or whatever it is. Yes, and I go John get why that's funny Why do they podcast he goes well because I think it's not a podcast here. I wonder why you do it I go it's not a podcast. I want to know why you're doing. I go, well, it's my living. That's what I do for a living. Right. Also, it's all about money.

I go, no, the reason why podcast is my job. That's what I do for a living. Also, it's all about money for you. Well, I think you need to refute that with like, I like it too. Yeah, that's awesome. It's fun. It's better than a regular job, you know?

Yeah, I don't really have a boss, and that's pretty cool. I don't know. I'm like, he doesn't understand not wandering into something. You know, what do you mean? Getting a job by accident. Right. Yeah.

I mean, he didn't set out to even podcast, really. No, he wasn't a film student. He wanted to be like an actor and director. Yeah. All right, so one of my favorite things that's going on on the internet today is such a very useful only factory at the baloney factory on YouTube.

And he's doing this thing where he uses Carl from AquaTeen Hunger Force. And he's just a real audio from Jad. That's cool. I might have already played this one but I don't care, it's so fucking funny. He's a great. Keep those super chats coming,

keep all that coming because I am booking a flight and crew to Washington DC to interview these jackaloons like the squad. Now hold on, the squad are the Democrats, the people like him love, right? He's like, don't be talking about. the people like him love, right? He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's gonna finally take him to task. Yeah, it's like AOC and Ilham Omar and stuff, and he's talking about like, oh yeah, I'll put these jackaloons. No, it isn't.

Oh, excuse me, my full figgy Latina. Yeah, let's see, let's see, he's talking about something I don't know about. I don't know. Did you see the back-in-force of him him and Lenny Dykstra that just happened recently? I heard him address this and I saw something about it on Reddit. I don't know the full backs. Did he try to get Lenny on the show or somebody? Yes. So this is what happened. I'm pulling up the tweets right now so that we could check it out. John comes on here and John tweeted it. Lenny says, from nails to jails to internet fails. So Lennie says, he's trying so hard LOL.

So now that I've gotten him excited, I should start ignoring him. Just before he tries yet again to get me to come on a show, maybe he'll have better luck with crazy Alice or Big Black. So John says in response to that, Mukhi was the only center field or anyone who remember from 86. I only wanted you on my show to exploit what a mess you have become. Now, not so much.

So he doesn't even understand what he's saying. He's like, I was gonna have you on my show to exploit you and show whatever, what a loser you are, but no, I'm never gonna do that anymore. Yeah, I would hope that. You missed your chance. You missed your chance of me exploiting you, Mr. Dykstra. Well, this is again, this is again where John

wraps himself into a pretzel. Because now some will say, hey John, you know what you say it's wrong that all these people just have you on their show to humiliate you and make a fool of you. Were you gonna do that to Lenny Dykstra and he's gonna have to say, I was kidding when I said that or whatever excuse he comes up with.

Right, whatever. Nonsense. He says, so Lenny responds to this again from nails to rails to jails. And Lenny that just says, from not interested in coming on your show to still not interested in coming on your show. And then John responds, don't worry. I don't want convicted felons on my show. But you asked him to come on your show, John. Yeah, you're too early, repeatedly. Yeah, that's like, that's made too late. Just because he turned you down. And this is literally a girl saying,

I'm going to tell you when you go, well, you're fat and ugly anyway. Absolutely. Okay. Well, if you accepted my invitation, I was going to say, too late. So, you're joking on late. So, Joe's on you. So John now is going guns of blazing on Lenny Dykstra, a guy who, listen, we all know it

by these dealists. He's not doing great. My favorite thing about Lenny Dykstra, we talk about this on the creep hop, but not recently, is the fact that he lost a defamation lawsuit because the Judd said, there's nothing anyone can say about you that would harm your reputation more than you've harmed your own reputation.

I've never heard of that before. That's pretty prejudice. It's fucking hilarious. Let me Dijkstra is such a mess of a human. You can say anything you want about him, and he can't sue you. So Judd says, on June 6, 2011, Dijkstra was arrested

and charged with 25 misdemeanor and felony counts of grand theft, auto, identity theft, filing false financial statements and possession of cocaine, XSC, and the human growth hormone known as whatever. For whatever reason, John's trying to air this guy's dirty laundry like, yeah, and you know what else about Dykstra? This guy was arrested. Everyone's just like He's also not very nice. We know holy shit

You really think you're breaking news of that information. He's so lazy so fucking stupid And like if you were going after fucking Mike Tyson and Tyson clapped back at you and you were like you were going after fucking Mike Tyson and Tyson clapped back at you and you were like, well, jokes out of you, but anyone ever seen him bite off of Vanderholy Fields here? You know, this guy's nuts. Did you guys know that he went to prison for rape? I can't know, we do. We knew that. We all except the fucking decades ago.

What are you doing? All right. Let's talk real quick. I'm hoping that the next episode of WHDP maybe I have to do a special surprise episode or something because this is so hot right now John did a revenge episode about me today and Mike you were watching that's how you super chatting Because you want you want this IQ test to happen and John's whole thing is just like oh, I'll do the IQ test as long as I don't do anything to set it up But you guys just take care of all of it for me

It would be like if you invited me on the podcast today, and I was like absolutely and you were like all right Do all the prep and set up the stream yard. So, what about your channel? Yeah, right. The fuck. But yeah, well, can I say my main takeaway, though? Yeah, please. I will say this because I had not heard this before.

It seems to me that John is under the impression that you guys uploaded and you know Chris don't bullshit me or Carl's gonna bullshit me. Did you guys upload the MP3 of his book to your Patreon? Okay, so this is where I tuned into his stream today because people are saying to John, John, you tried to get Carl's pay. So, okay, let me back up a little bit. Carl's pay. So, okay, let me back up a little bit. Motoring Jay. And I don't think I've talked about this before. But I have this inside source of information about settling John. And I get some interesting tidbits from time to time. And I give them the motoring Jay to put out because motoring Jay likes to break news. He does a great use to do a great job with it. So deep throat. So there was a thing. Yeah.

So there was a thing where John was talking about a five bedroom house in New Mexico, and he's gonna be moving to New Mexico. And everyone's just like, what kind of lie is this? What doesn't make sense? What's he doing? No one would be impressed by that. If he did do that, so it's a weird brag. Tell you like, did Jamaica think like, okay,

go to Jamaica, then whatever, who cares? Yeah. So I got some inside information that John had not bought a house in New Mexico, but actually was looking to put down some money on a house in Florida on the golf coast. So that was the information I gave to mother and Jay. Now another thing I gave to mother and Jay was that Hells Parks was done with John. The Hells Parks was officially no longer going to do shows with John. And I gave it to mothering Jay and mothering Jay didn't post that once, not twice, not

twice. He has posted it probably a dozen and a half times over the past year and a half. He's been celebrating the fact that Hellsparx is done with Stuttering John and every few weeks, mothering Jay will come and be like, it's been this many days or this many weeks since they've had this dispute and Hell's Bar is done with John. So now Muddering J is putting out screenshots of my deams to him giving him this information.

I don't know what's in it for Muddering J to do this. I don't know if he thinks he's getting a gotcha on me or what the deal is. The fact of the matter is it takes two to tango. I gave him the information and he was very happy to report on it. Now, months later, he's actually like, he wasn't part of the guilty party's doing this. He's just like, keep leaving this fucking car old guy, what are that? So, giving me this information that I was more than happy to post

and put out there for everyone. Which is either clearly a bit he's doing or there's a psychotic break of some kind right like either he's clearly doing a bit where he's still Fucking with John on some level or like he snapped I guess Think is that he's still doing a bit although I've heard otherwise from other people that he has Interesting. He's just yeah, he's just gotten this weird route and I don't know. I don't honestly I spent zero time thinking about buttering jack could a fucking, it's a fucking Twitter account with 3000 followers. It's neither here nor there. It doesn't do anything to me. But anyway, so because of that, John is now justified and any actually

takes against me, even trying to get my Patreon taken down. So people are saying, well, you know, Carl might have given this information. And when John's calling it doxing him, yes, John, you're still doing John Melendez, you're a public figure. I've never given out your phone number, your address, anything. I've never done anything that would let people know where you work, where you live. It's not anything I've ever done. I don't dox people. It's they wouldn't do anything for me.

But John's like, well, Carl doxed me because why I got inside information, you didn't buy a house in New Mexico. It's said they wouldn't do anything for me. But John's like, well, Carl docks me because why I got inside information, you didn't buy a house in New Mexico. It's not docks again. It's calling off for being a liar, because you're a liar. And yeah, and that was all on his LinkedIn anyways. You could have looked it up. It's all over like that.

So apparently he's now justified anything he does against me. So people in his chat were saying, well, John, you got to remember, you try to take his Patreon down and John goes, well, the only reason why I did that is because he posted my entire book, which is my livelihood on his Patreon. So he's going back to that well. I guess that was different. Shame on you. That's why we never does. For whatever reason, he's going back to that well. Now, I'll say it for the one millionth time,

Now, I'll say it for the one millionth time. I did not post it. And what's weird is that John is now saying that he's the one who saw the link himself. He's got a screenshot. He's got screenshots. He's got a screenshot. He saw it himself. I've seen the Photoshop's.

And then someone's like, no, you said your friends, I said, I want my friends saw it too. He saw, I saw it. That he saw it. John, why? Again, back to theations and how perfect those are and how needed those are. Right.

John today said, no, he's like, how hard is this to understand? Like, where are the idiots for not getting it? Yes. He says, I took a screenshot. My friend also took a screenshot. I sent you to the screenshot. It's like, well, then why ever mention your friend who gives a fuck? Correct.

Because he's lying, because he's changing his story. And he's saying that he sent it to Patreon and that it was a big deal. The other funny thing too is, again, I never post it his entire book on my Patreon. I wouldn't do that. It makes zero sense for me to do that. But the other thing too is that John is saying, well, that's how I make my living selling those books. Okay, let's pretend that's true. It's not. Let's pretend John's making money from his audio book. He's not. How many people were deterred

from buying his book because they downloaded it off my patron ad and this is like, fuck, I was gonna order this, but now I don't need to. I got it from Carl. The answer would be, even if I did post it, the answer would still be zero. No, you know what I'm gonna say, 43,000. 43,000, let me guess. The funny thing about John, is he doesn't realize the overlap of people who are fans of WATP and people who are

with fans of Centering John is zero. The Venn diagram is not connect. It's not even a paper there. Not touching each other. It's not a thing. I said this to you, I think just off there before we were doing WATS at one point where like, imagine John and he still doesn't realize this to this day because he still engages with it. But like if John, the day you made front of John for the first time, we're like, oh, Stuttering John is a pretty shitty podcast. If he never addressed you guys, you would have just moved on and this segment would now

be OP or Patrick Michael or someone else that you guys make fun of. Like John wouldn't even be on the radar if he didn't address you guys and feel the need to respond. And now he still feels the need to respond to everything. He's learned nothing. No. And that was the thing that we were talking about. Missy B is here, easy for you to steal.

It's not the day with the book. It's easy for you to say missing. But that was the thing that we were talking about on the round table when he comes back, if he comes back, will he have learned to approach things differently or will he continue to try the exact same thing to know about Actually harm him and of course. This is why we love John. He learns nothing. Also. I got a call out

Cardiff electric who says quit doxing everyone chompers All right, good point. Kindle be up momentarily. She's waiting in the wings here. But I saw Cardiff on John's show. I don't know if you guys know this about Cardiff, but when there's a fire, he likes to fan the flames. This guy, that's his thing. And yet pretend that he's a fireman. He's the old fan,

flaming, Cardiff electric. John literally said today, he read some chat from Cardiff electric and goes, and Cardiff, I've never known to lie. Yeah, so Cardiff gets out there and you know he gives him his 279 funny money whatever he does and he goes actually John I down a little load of your book from Carl's page I told you I Cardiff doesn't lie and Cardiff doesn't lie

Cardiff Electric has never been known to troll anyone. Oh man, the creep off channel is here. I don't know. Persona not drawn over here. Vinnie's a man without a country. Yeah, you're a big topic of conversation on Southern John show today, Vinnie. Apparently Vinnie and John had a long phone call conversation. Did you ask you about his trip to Jamaica at all?

Vinnie, I'd love to know about it. So, this is where you see the cracks in the armor always start to chisel away when John's like, I like Vinnie, but here are several reasons why I'm going to hate him eventually. Yeah, yeah. And the thing that John can't wrap his hat around, and this is a trait that John has had his entire life,

is he thinks he can determine who can be friends with who, so the thing he keeps coming back to, he's like, I don't know why he's friends with Carl. I don't get it. I don't mean this guy, is he really still doing a show with Carl, but this guy's a loser. You know, he's like, he can't believe that Vinnie could be talking to John on the phone

and then doing a podcast with me the next day. It's like, you know, I was a slide. Reminds me of how Zumaq always brought things back to high school. And by comparison, Chad seems so much more mature than John. He went away, I have a clip of Chad coming up in a second. Oh, all right.

To be true to that point. Yeah. But if I was determined to do it, I could break up Richard O'Jeta and Stunnery John if I wanted to. Simply by, simply by having Richard on my show every week. But because I would just do that. And then for message,

Chavin would be like, oh, you wouldn't believe what Richard said, John. Like, if I wanted to do that, I could. Right, but no one would ever want to do that. It's really stupid to even try to do such things. So the other thing that we were talking about in the cold open today, I don't know if that's gonna make it to the final show or not.

So I'll bring it up again. The fact that everyone figured out the picks that John was sending about Jamaica, were not his picks. It was very obvious. And there were some sludes that actually got to the bottom of it in a fun way. Right.

And immediately figured it out. So then John is talking about how, you know, he's always playing 40 chess. And so he was posting those picks because everyone's obsessed with them and he wanted to prove everyone's obsessed with them. And he knew that people were going to figure out with reverse image search. I think that I couldn't believe John said this on his street. I was like, I don't use reverse image search. Like, like, I'm talking about. So he said he doesn't know what a super chat people are. Right. I know. So anyway, he's claiming they knew that people were

going to figure this out. But then at the same time, people are asking him how was Jamaica and he's answering. So he's actually like, he really was in Jamaica. That's the thing. I got to go back and rewatch this episode. How does he make that leap from? Yeah, I was joking about, or I was trolling you guys with those photos, but I did actually go to Jamaica. He watched it both ways.

What the fuck was that, Mike? Did you watch this? Right, why? So why not take pictures of Jamaica while you were there? I threw you off my trail and told you where the trail went. Because he also said the reason I didn't take pictures in Jamaica was because I got a haircut and I wanted to reveal it on the show. Ooh, what a great treat that was for all of us, John.

Thank you for not spoiling that. But what if you were in Jamaica and didn't want to take a picture of your hair, which you didn't, why not just take a picture of Jamaica? Why do you need a Google image? It doesn't make any fucking sense, Mike. That's the logic of a retard. Josh is not an intelligent person. It's next book.

And that I would read. There was a George Carlin book called Brain Drapings that I enjoyed quite a bit. We're just kind of butch and non-secretors, you know, just kind of things. I would read, you know, something John tries to put structure with his book with like chapters which is hilarious. It's not a mix that's, but if there was just a Sudden John brain-dropping style, but deep thoughts. Yeah, I was fucking read the shit out of that and then you can keep a chapter tree and be like this feels like the same as chapter one. It doesn't matter. I'm fine. I'm fine. It was funny then. Take my body.

Yeah, it doesn't matter. I'm fine. I'm fine. It was funny then take my money As I would say to that all right. Let me bring up a very excited not yawning at all Kendi Shining the show. I always find the right I'm like the server that comes over if you take a take a big bite You got a house the food everything against you. They think over here. Sorry about how's it going Kendi? Everything's great How are you tall? Sorry, I called you tindy. I messed up. How are you, Tarle? Sorry, I called you Tindi. I messed up. I was thinking of Tinder,

because I'm trying to hook up with- Yeah, it's kind of what I figured. But you're more of a guy. Out of dating app, and so I was thinking of Tinder, and then I said, Tindi, and I apologize. You've been so nice to me.

It's so rude of me to mess up your name. I'm sorry. I don't understand that at all. Yeah, it's fucked up. People fuck my name up all the time. I've never gotten someone to replace K your name. I'm sorry. That's I don't understand that at all. Yeah, it's fucked up. People fuck my name up all the time. I've never gotten someone to replace K with T. It's a special kind of retirement. I will. Welcome.

What are the ways I should fuck up your name? Then please list them. I can't tell you. He's a nickname, so I can't say anything. Such a fun will they won't they vibe with you? This is a fun dynamic. Oh, God. This is Mr. Mike. I'm't say anything. Such a fun will they won't they vibe with you? This is a fun. Oh, God. This is Mr. Mike.

I'm a big fan. First of all, but you had it way off. Oh, I'm not into club fee. I have those fixed, I think. Yeah, I can walk around that. I can walk around. The essence is still there. The idea that goes to you.

You'll mentally always know. Yeah. Okay. All right. So Bob Johnson says my dream You'll mentally you'll always know. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. All right. So Bob Johnson says my dream woman. But I like Vinnie coming back. Say hello to Grindi. Congratulations, Vinnie, on your win. Even better as lawyers, guns and money with a country.

That is closer. That's actually. It's such with the right. Coincident sound. So you got that going for you. All right. Now, Kenya, I brought you on a little bit early because you're such a delight. We were having too much fun.

I'm like, how can I ruin this? Oh, that's right. I wanted to play you guys this clip, Huzi, who I need to get back to. He sent me a couple of notes. Sorry, Huzi. Huzi recently had Chad Zuma kind of notes. Sorry, he was a he was a recently had Chad Zuma kind of show. And so as we all know, he's a big fan of the aunt, man, Anthony Kurnia, sure, who's currently, well, he's not hospitalized. Missy, let us know that he's out of the hospital is doing very well. Good

to that. That's great news. But apparently not everyone is pulling for Anthony to do well. Our buddy Chad Zumaq has his thoughts on the top. He really is just a giant piece of shit. I do enjoy pointing it out from time to time. Anthony Mudd. And I'm going to tell you this right now. It'll never stop because I know radio guys. I've been around them a million times. And I have no problem with Opie. Even know he's going to have a problem after this. OP and Anthony are both Ego Maniacs, both of them. You guys are fucking Ego Maniacs.

You could easily get along if you wanted to, but no, you have huge Egos because you made all that money and had that fame at one point. First off, Chad talking about being an Ego Maniac and saying people can get along easily is crazy. Why, Chad, inserting himself into a 20 year relationship and just dissolving it down to like,

I think it put their differences aside. Like, no, they hate each other, okay? Yes, I hope he does, I have a tremendous ego. I don't think Anthony does, at least not the vibe I get from him, but maybe he does. But they had a 20 year relationship and Chad's like, they'd be fine together. Like who the fuck is he to say?

But he's also saying that they're ego maniacs and that's why they can't put their differences aside. Hypocrite and just get along. Now I remember when Chad first started sleeping KB and doing kumi's cocks and he finally had 200 300 people watching it and he was insufferable. He was winning. He had all this money. He could buy houses. he could do whatever the fuck

he wanted. Chad's one of these guys, like Tower Gang, that if he were successful, would not be able to handle it well. In fact, I remember when I was hanging out with Ray DeVito and Detroit at our live show, afterwards, you're hanging out at the bar and I was asking Ray about what Chad was like when they lived in Cleveland together and Chad was on the radio on the Alan Cock show. And he was insufferable. Chatt� had a little bit of notoriety, a little bit of fame in Cleveland,

people knew who he was. And he was such a pain in the ass. He's such an egomaniac that they couldn't deal with them. They had to let him go from the show. Alan Koch is just like, I can't have the fucking guy be the third mic. He thinks he owns the place. Right. Chatt� got his attitude is most of the reason for his lack of success.

And he tried to tell people how to adjust their attitudes. Yeah. If I thought they would listen to me, no one should listen to you, Chad. You're fucking moron. All right. Let's hear what else he has to say. I'll keep it classy, as Missy says. And I don't care if you don't like me, either one of you.

Anthony, I don't wish you well. I think you're hilarious, but I want you to be dead. He's a piece of... Christ. don't wish you well. I think you're hilarious, but I want you to be dead. So, but you have a problem with, I thought you, you know, we got along. I'm fine with Opie. I think, but he's an ego maniac. He's every radio dude I ever met, like he blew, he blew me off. He was supposed to do our football show, blew me off. I went on his, oh, it's personal. Yeah. Okay. Of course. He's like every radio guy, every no blows me off. I went on his oh, it's personal. Yeah, okay. Of course. He's like every radio guy every no blows me off Yeah, because your football show is no viewers. Nobody cares

Also, oh, he's not gonna have any hot takes on football The Eagles are pretty good this year. Are they help me? Yeah, my Philly crew thinks they're pretty good Yeah, your silly crew has got that figured out good job. Oh, they should also up and on Shed really choked up on that one like he had something profound about to come out of his mouth. Yep. And he goes, I want Anthony to be dead. I know. Good one. Well, this edge learned over here. Chad Zubak. Well, don, buddy. His dumb show, they gets 37 views four times. I didn't really want to do it. I just did it. And he thinks he's still

OP from 2001. You're not. You're fucking bottom of the barrel. He uses more popular than you are. Oh, sorry. So again, anytime, anytime Chad goes on someone's show. He's doing them a favor. He's like, I did OP show. He wouldn't even do my show. I was, I, OP is nothing. Well, Chad, you going on a show didn't help at all. So what does that say about you? Exactly. In the same breath, he just doesn't realize. He doesn't even fucking realize it. Well, what's even shittier than that attitude is going on and telling OP how great he is and and kiss the nope he's asked. And then afterwards being like, I just even, I did it. I didn't even give a shit about it. It's like, well, you were pretending, so you didn't go on with the attitude of like,

this does nothing for me and everything for you. You didn't have that attitude anywhere on the show. So where was that? Yeah, good point. Because you're right. When he was on there, he was kissing opus ass. Talk about it. Great.

Now, he's the same guy who used to wear the captain's hat because he was steering the ship just like opus used to. So, Chad just goes wherever the wind is blowing. He loves to talk about how he's not into a pile on and then he can't wait to be part of a pile on. He's such a fucking douchebag. Apparently, he's supposed to go on MLC and Kevin Brennan is going to bring in a psychiatrist or a psychologist to evaluate him or something. And from what I've heard, it's been negotiated $800 for Chad to do this. Chad, well, money will spend Kevin. We're going to find out that Chad is a liar. I was going to say loser, but yeah, hold on, hold on a second.

I don't normally negotiate on behalf of non-clients, but Chad, get more money. Tell Kevin you need $2,000 or else you're not doing it. Or else you're walking. That's revenge. You could do better than that. I think the Kevin should pay you up front $2,000. That's what you're worth, Chad. Make sure you get that fucking money. It's like I said about the IQ test, too. We're like, I would do the IQ test against John. I think it'd be funny. It would be funny if I lost almost honestly. But it's a win for me either way. Right, exactly.

So my whole thing was like at the end of it, because Hackerides, we gotta make John do this. And my thing was at the end of this, like, what are we going to get to call John Dumb? Like we already know that, you know? Right. So like this whole, like, oh, we're going to test Chad and his psychological state. No, like we've done a pretty good job analyzing him. I, you know? Right. So like this whole like, oh, we're gonna test Chad and his psychological state. No, like we've done a pretty good job analyzing him.

I think we know the problems. Right, the best possible scenario payoff is not that great. Right. Okay, well, we got the proof that everybody already do. So, okay, cool. Good stuff. All right. So we got Kendi, right?

Kendi. Ask. I'm the show. And of course, Mike is here. I saw Cardiff stalking us in the chat, but I guess he doesn't want to join the show. But either way, it's time to play everyone's favorite game show. And that would be, of course course to catch an alien. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien Are you ready to play to catch an alien? Kindly stop in the name. Yes, please. Sir, give me that bag. You'll be okay. I like you. Yeah. I was got a 45 minute pocket I could you please give me that bag when you're way out on real.

Yeah, and we had I always mess up her first name. Yeah, yeah, me. Yeah, I only park. She's a North Korean defector. She's in New York. Some drug dealer all for all for her son, a lollipop, and I had fed on it. She goes to the cop and goes, do you see this? And the cops like, he doesn't want to stay out of it.

That's a whole lot of second. I know that's the process. So let this play. How the fuck is a customer to know that a Wally pop has fentanyl in it? How the fuck does she know that? That was my first question. And he went to fuck like, uh, Fendelpops, Fendelpops, who wants him? You won't get it there, citizen. The fuck's he talking about? I'm sorry. I want to interrupt again. We'll give it a go. That's all crazy.

Yeah. It's we're all going to suffer the consequences of a, um, an inefficient law enforcement system. Now, what do you think of the whistleblowers? What did Tommy say next, area choices? Number one, Purdue, pharma, the UFO thing, next, hoverboards, four, Google, and lastly, January 6th, to catch an alien. Wow, all right. In the context of what he's talking about,

the only thing that makes sense to me is Purdue Pharma. Although I want it to be UFOs. I'm gonna go with one Purdue Pharma producer Chris. What do you think? Oh, the one. Fuck. I usually go to your last, I'm sorry. No, that's fine.

I'm gonna go Google. All right Google. That's number four What do you think blind Mike? I'll take UFOs since you wanted a tie figure. I want a doubt for sure. I want to believe Candy, what do you think? I? Wanted to take UFOs, but to make hard of flu's hopefully I'll go But to make hard of flu's hopefully I'll go. Let's see what's more likely I'll go lastly January 6th. Yes, hoverboards is definitely the joke answer in here. There's no way. I remember when I was a kid that was a big conspiracy that hoverboards actually existed

after the feature 2 came out. So like, you know that they actually have this technology and they're keeping it from us, right? I bunch of my friends thought that like why? Why would they keep that from us? They want it. Maybe Tommy is the same question. Why? It was like any bravo level of understanding experiences.

Because they don't want us to have it. They don't want us to know the truth. Oh, okay. Sure. Why not? All right, we're all locked in. Producer Chris, you got our answers over there. Correct.

We each have a different answer. Cardiff wins his hoverboards. Otherwise, one of us will win the game and that's all the matters we've done over two hours of early's podcast none of it mattered this is why we're here this is what matters agreed I'm staying out of it that's all crazy yeah it's we're all gonna suffer the consequences of a an inefficient law enforcement system. Now, what do you think of the Westrup lawyers? Like just like the UFO thing. All of a sudden now there's a whole new story.

Right now. Right. Congregulation. I never wanted to. Wow. I wasn't I wasn't ready for this. Do you have it excepted the speech or not? Congratulations.

I just want to thank Cardiff for putting this all together. You know, he's really the backbone of this program. Fuck Cardiff. Uh, Kendi, didn't you say you were going to pick UFOs? Yeah. We'll share this one. I'll share this. No, Kendi's a loser.

Guys, Kendi is a loser. Oh, you two. Let's watch the rest of this. Will they won't they kill each other? Both thing. All of a sudden, now there's UFOs. Right? So tell me what you think about this because you know, you've worked with these people. Wait, wait, when you say I've worked with these people. Okay, you worked, you worked,

she was a cop. You worked around the feds, long forcements, so on and so forth. So when you see a whistleblower out of nowhere, all the sudden there's fucking aliens, UFOs, and- That's where Tupac went on the UFO. Oh, did he? Yeah, he's- Oh, that's right. The one that went 15 million light years

and got here, and it crashed. Right, he's actually not dead. He got abducted by aliens. That was a false body of Tupac so, sorry. What planet? Started breaking out of it. You know, I don't, I don't, I don't, I'm noobia.

Maybe, I know. Whatever the planet is, it's- Tupacolips, Tupacolips maybe, yeah, no, yeah, maybe whatever the planet is. Two apocalypse. Two apocalypse, maybe. Yeah, yeah. Sorry to break it to you. Well, I guess I was wrong. So what's your take on that?

What's your take on this? Well, just not necessarily UFOs, but the fact that now all this is a line to report to. You have whistleblowers coming out saying that there's bodies and crafts, but no one ever has anything. No one ever has a piece of anything, but everything else in this world, somebody has something, even if it's a speck, but there was one in Brazil, there was one here, but there's nobody has anything, but stories. Yeah.

What do you think is going on with this? No, interesting conversation. I, I, uh, the point is that I hear the whole thing. Me and him, we would never have had this conversation until now And now all of a sudden we're like having arguments over it Right, you're not talking about what bathroom you're gonna go into how fucked up that is or how 70 million people are coming through the border with drugs and terrorists like terrorists just what they go to sleep And it's just people walking by who's the real illegal immigrants the aliens?

They're uninvited, but yeah forget about everything that's on. Let's just talk about the UFOs coming down. When I go out tonight, maybe we'll see one, you know, yeah. That's all I am to like just a big deflate because it was too sudden. That's all for this time. The map next time. Oh, that's all I know. If you have the fentanyl lace lollip pops enough to catch an alien brought to you by subreddit surfing.com sign up to our patreon today also don't forget tickets

for the live show are available at Carlsoncomedy.com sit Eugene sit good dog Oh Fucking card if you always he has some run away too long that what a shit show that is though Garbage show gets hundreds of thousands of views, you know, well of course it does and they're all definitely would shit Well, of course it does and they're all definitely legit. Mm-hmm. Guys, what have we done today? We talked about David Mahoney and we listened to the voice mailers with their jumping off points, which were all fan fucking fantastic. Are you garbage in the cringe of the week? Ray DeVito's gassed to know that girls showed their boobs on the internet. Someone should tell Kendi that's a thing you can do.

Tony Muskrat with Snow Loser coming in. The tower gang is so edgy, we can't keep up. Suttering John Melendez is back from Jamaica and back from his suspension on YouTube, and he's out for revenge. And he's gonna get it. He's gonna get us good. Z-Man wishes Dathad Anthony,

because he's always keeping a classy and he's always hilarious. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team.

The team. The team. The team. This is the part of the show we play, Clip in the Podcast, that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts. And we do this in order to get you excited about it. It's known in the radio business as AT's. Which is why we call it the T's R.

Pretty good. Pretty good stuff, right? Clever. Do you know that, Kenley? It's already open. It's been me never heard of it before. You're such an expert. Well, I said to impress you, so I'm glad.

I'm not. All right. Anyway, this is a clip of the show. And Principal D uncertainty sent this one in for us to check out I mean it's possible your number to show something oh We don't want her to write another firmly worded letter Put on your smile face. It's her and no, she's with. Oh, God.

Bonjour. Hello. Bonjour. Hello again. There we go. I didn't have the audio on. So I was trying to act like I was just being super polite saying, Bonjour to what?

You were just being extra French. Yes. It's on your Bonjour. Then there's then there's the Fred neck. Fred right next to what we are. Do you know that my granddaughter is going to be 10 years old tomorrow?

This is your call cheese with. We'll be just doing that out on the next episode of Who Are These Five Cases. I know we already want the show to be out. It's not out yet. Sorry, guys. It's just a tease. I spit on my laptop here when I heard Cheez Whits. I was just taking a back by pretty good stuff. I want to point out I did notice this earlier. And I forgot to mention out I did notice this earlier and I forgot to mention it. I've been noticed that Kendi is wearing a misfit shirt. Oh, not cool. There is a, yeah, there's a moratorium on this sort of thing on the show.

Maybe you didn't get the the memo on that. All right. Sorry, it's not mean. Apology accepted. So, Kendi's here. We're going to read some reviews. Halloween. Apology accepted. So Kindies here. We're going to read some reviews. First I want to talk about blind Mike who joined us, who's fan

fucking task. Every time he comes on the show, we of course have a show together called Who are these socials? Has his own RSS feed wherever you get podcasts. You can listen to that. But you can also watch it live on our YouTube channel. And that is every Thursday at 6 p.m. But also, why mic.net?

Because mic has so much, so many other things going on. Yeah, it's many, many of the things, you would find all the links for who are these socials, by the way, I find mic.net. All the links for blind mic project, and why you laughing, why you laughing is the history. Comedy podcast I do.

Blind mic project will be live tomorrow at 10. If you want to join us Sunday morning, it's 10 East for those of you that get confused. So wake up tomorrow and you can watch me and Craig talk about all kinds of different high jinks. And if you want to become a YouTube member, subscribe to the YouTube or become a YouTube member. We'll link for that in there as well.

And you can subscribe to the Patreon where Kendi, Kindi will be posing in a cowbock candy on my Patreon, actually. I'm announcing that here today. So, uh, go to blindmike.net for all of that. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second.

Mike, I have a very good relationship with my dad, so I don't need to show myself anything. Uh-huh. Oh, no. All right, Kindidies off the show. That's all I needed to hear. You could have just sent me anything and told me it was pictures. I would have been in.

Oh good, I'll post them. All right, well, that's a no from, good try though. Mike shot his shots. You got to give it to him. You know, I tried my, but we have other stuff on. If, if, also of Quincy on Patreon, if you can run it out. It's still worth it, guys. I promise you that.

I swear. Kendi, aside from doing Kalbakini pics for Mike's Patreon, I think you want to promote? Violets Against Women? Alright, Violets Against Women. Please, show us again next time. It might be the upside we find out what's up around. Who are these podcasts?

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For JD Power 2023 Award Information, visit JDpower.com slash awards. Very good. Thank you all for shooting all over us on many different areas of the internet. We always appreciate that. One of the places people like to show us is our reviews, wherever you review podcasts, and, Kendi, do you have any new reviews that you want to read for us today? Yeah, I have a couple really good ones. She looks happy. I don't like this. Alright, this one's called Good Premise Awful Hosts. I wanted to like this podcast. I love a good take down.

Unfortunately, it's very hard to listen to these guys. Main problem is the main host is 95% of the talking and he isn't half as smart or witty as he thinks he is. Fuck you! Is that a five star review, kiddie? That's a two star review. That's confusing, isn't it? It's a good one. The next one is better.

Oh great. It's a little, it's a little long, but they put in the effort. That's here it. All right, it's called Hacky Bigoted Bull long, but they put in the effort. That's here. It's called hacky bigoted bullies, pathetic and embarrassing. Got my number. This type of pseudo-comedy in will never cease to amaze me. The genuine lack of intelligence and self-awareness is truly astonishing. Vitriol is not a substitute for wit.

Although I don't expect them to even comprehend that notion, that would be too great a feat, I suspect. However, I am truly curious as to what incite... Maybe. As to what inciting incidents occurred to produce such sad little in-sales, picked on in school, mommy didn't love you, or the realization of being fully grown failures, thus providing the need to attempt tearing down people so far above them that the mere idea of them being able to reach that high in the first place is completely laughable. Suffice it to say, this shows a testament to mediocrity. Oh, I'm going to guess that's a one star reviews.

It's good. He was all over it. I'm going to guess that's a one star reviews. And good news all over it. I'm not happy. She has about that. You know, there's a theme that I see about being bullied in school and things like that. Whatever happened to me in high school doesn't affect me at all today. Is it affecting a lot of people? What happened to them in high school? Is that a thing? Maybe it must be right? Cause I like Patrick Michael brings it up every episode. And must be a thing with people.

We are not ensuring that high school. That's why. Is that one of the people like peak in high school? And they thought that was the best days of their lives. They didn't realize that. Yeah. I mean, Patrick Michael sounds like he's 17 years old. So I know he's not, but sounds like it. That's true. I think that's what that's all about. I've been bullied much more as an adult than I was in high school. Me too!

Way more! By strangers, every day all the time. And from... And from... And people are fighting on the show. And people are fighting on the show. So yeah, I don't get that whole like, oh, high school was mean to me.

Okay, well, I'm moving on. And especially this show doesn't get that whole like oh high school was mean to me. Okay, well moving on I especially this show doesn't see strike me is like oh these are jealous guys being me like I think you well I'm never mind this show sucks whatever I realize it was about the compliment you know My comments through open is Where is this guy? Look at what he got. My commas threw up in his mouth All right, well, candy great job reading the reviews

If there is a five star that ever comes through you can read that too just FYI Okay, let's check out the voice files that cave in hey Kyle Kenny from Canada here So I listen to podcasts while I'm driving back and forth from my house to my shop. It's about an hour's worth of drive time per day. So between WATP, WATS, and now WATC, it really fills in the drive time quite nicely. The only thing is I got to think, if I'm only listening to podcasts hosted by Carl Hamburger, does that make me a fuck for Carl? Oh, God, I feel dirty just saying it.

Please don't call me back. Let's not make this any weirder than it already is. I don't think it's weird. I think being a Karl Cux pretty cool What's wrong with that maybe I'll get t-shirts made It's gonna say you should it's good branding. Candy what size are you? I'll get you a Karl's Cux shirt Yeah, so it's talking to my buddy and he's like, oh yeah, you know, I listened like these educational podcast Oh my god, cool man. I thought something's like, what about you? You listen to podcasts and I instinctly went

I just kind of listened like garbage, you know Which I felt bad about first I can talking about your show. I'm sorry, I remember Your logo is literally a trash can So you're the digital marketing expert for claims So I don't know you've been subliminal messaging me to call it garbage for years. And yeah, who's there to go? Yeah, listen to garbage. You know, I'm just getting braced out.

So keep up to go work, Carl. So it's meant to represent the shows we listened to. It's not meant to represent our show. We're listening. The headphones are on the garbage because we're... You know, I've had to explain it. It loses impact a little bit. Subliminally it's backfired on you.

Yeah, I think so. I think you're right about that. Here's a question coming in. This is the thing about the voicemail. You can call and try to be funny, do a voice, give us information. You can also ask questions. Hey, Carl, how's how did you system pussy?

Call me back. Ha, ha, ha. Sir, I honestly don't how tight is your sister's pussy? Call me back. Sir, I honestly don't know how tight my sister's pussy is. The wrong guy to ask that question, though. Not as tight as it used to be, Carl always tells me. I wouldn't use the word tight. Let's put it that way. I'm going to move in. Yeah.

Good news. Oh, my sister's been joining out. Jesus. No, the exo-flib-s. Yeah. Right. All right. Tom Myers called into the show. This is exciting. He did.

This is Tom Myers. This is how I talk. It's him. Recently, Donald Trump was mad because Israel banned Taco Bell. Apparently they thought live moss sounded too much like hummus. Don't call me back. That literally is a Tom Myers. That joke. He would definitely do that. That's a little too good. Yeah, almost as too good.

Oh, so can I tell you one thing you missed with, I think that you might have missed with that Frankie Boyle thing. I love being selected. Yes. Nick, so Nick Mullen called him out years ago for this, but I think Nick showed that Tom literally stole a joke from Frankie Boyle.

Like, oh, pretty much verbatim. I'll see if I can find it and I'll send it to you. I think Tom Myers may have all, like you just not only lifted the accent, but literally a joke from Frankie Boyle. Oh, pretty much verbatim. I'll see if I can find it and I'll send it to you. I think Tom Myers may have all like just not only lifted the accent, but literally a joke from Frankie Boyle. So this is very well known that he is inspired by Frankie Boyle to do the up, up talk. Hello, have a the grace. This is the beach time. So we played the show last week. It was all about prizes and winning prizes. And we talked about prize picks, well known in radio. These people sit around waiting for, they want to be the ninth caller or whatever it is.

And they call in. That's why you hear about a radio show, or I guess every radio station says, if you haven't won within the last 30 days, you're eligible because you can't have these people winning fucking night range of tickets every goddamn day. They're hogging out the night range of tickets. Well, I think we might have some prize pakes caught us with a showdown.

Oh my god, I just saw the WATP Pop Potato bumper sticker on the WATP Super Van. This is me, you know, win tickets from the corner of that year in 58. Oh my god, I thought this is me, you know, win tickets. It's on the corner of that year in 58. Oh my God, I wish I can't believe I get to go to a case with the case with concert. Yes, Carl. Thank you. I love the only reason I listen to WTC. So I can win prizes. Well, you did win not to tell or swift, but to the next WTP live show.

So sorry about that. It's kind of a lot down. I understand. Candy, if we do a show in Tampa, which is what I'm planning on doing in the winter time, how far are you from Tampa? A little less far than you are from Tampa. Just a little less far than you.

I'm going to go away. All right, so I'll pick you up on the way. Perfect. All right, so don't docks here the way. Perfect. All right. Don't talk to your car. Docs here. All right. Um, oh, if you guys remember last week, I played a voicemail, the guy saying that our show was repeating a voicemail and that the audio was fucked up. And I, and I listen back to it and I said, no the audio was fucked up and all right. And I

listen back to it and I said no, I was all ready to fire out. I couldn't wait to fire. I'm like, no, he didn't fuck this up. Sounds good to me. But apparently there is some type of issue going on. Hey, Copper. I just wanted to confirm that your voicemailer from the last show was correct. Your iTunes feed is totally fucked in the as-been for a while. Don't call me back, don't fuck yourself. Okay, so someone else called in, I think we got two or three of these. Stop using iTunes, stop using Google.

Google is abandoning their app. They're gonna tie it all into YouTube. Because here's the thing, Apple and Google are companies that wanna own shit. They wanna be, if you wanna, this content, you have to use Apple or Google products. Podcasts are decentralized. You can listen to them anywhere.

And they hate that. So both Apple and Google are neglecting their apps. They're not maintaining them. They fucking suck. If you're using the iPhone, I think it's called podcast. You used to be iTunes. If you're using that, if you're using Google podcasts, stop it.

Download anything else. I use overcast, you can use Spotify, you can use, I wouldn't recommend Spotify, but you can use anything else to listen to our show. Don't listen to it on Google or, do you get this from people, Mike, telling you there's show. I actually heard, it specifically doesn't happen

on a program called who are these Socials that you can download wherever you get podcasts as well. So it seems like Carl's putting more thought into that program as well He should I say It's kind of fucking guy try to ask for a real question I'm ready to hang out with a fellow podcast tell us right answer a real question He's that the point when I've listened to you because I saw people on Twitter saying like no actually does happen or whatever Yeah, when I've listened it's never happened to me. I use Spotify. So I don't know if that makes a difference It does make a difference. That's what it's no one listening to me. Don't use Apple. Don't use Google. No, no Carl saying it's a Spotify's fault

And I think it's the message that I took away God damn it. Why? Yeah, the hardest part of the show is the ad this should be I should be breezing through this. Carl guys Carl saying no one listened anymore. No, it's very clear. No, I appreciate you guys listening. Especially people who make it this far into the show. Thank you. We love you. Continue to listen. Tell a friend. Holy shit Carl. You blame a listener, a voicemailer, for editing the steak on user error. And then you put out that abomination of a midweek show.

The Apple podcast version of your Wednesday show was, it's just too much, man. I'm not pro abortion, but you should have killed that baby in the womb. Call me back for some advice on how to podcast and from now on, and to relate to your fans. What? Am I unreal? I'm not relating to my fans. Now what's going on? What's happening here, producer Cress?

I don't know. What is Apple doing? I think Apple is making me sound like a jerk. Oh, I bet Kinde uses Apple device to us into the show. I don't, but it's not that hard to make you sound good job never works so looking for that filter she gets me every pocket time hey corral just listen to the new episode about john boy and billy and let me tell you some i was purely fucking ecstatic

uh... this christ from your care line of the way so you can tell why i'm a static i i was in the john boi and billy while i picked watermelons the fucking form for about two summers uh... with the tower gang say about that profession uh...

uh... i think i could go to the ten minutes john boi and billy you're gonna great so to farm to help real in my head shittiest rock and roll music you could possibly imagine station is made for people who do not have access to fucking in on that that is the only reason why they are still syndicated anywhere like you said the entire southeast no one on that no one attain it just too idiots on a fucking radio show

saying the same stick that they have for the last fifteen years it's stupidest block anyway uh... have a good i'm pretty sure the southeast has the internet sir and no i know some people sound there they they all have the internet, but I could be right. Alright, this is a great joke. Perfect delivery. Here is John Boycella

has an aneurysm. Well, he probably listens to his show because I have an aneurysm as well. Ha ha! Woohoo! Woohoo! Good stuff. Sometimes the voice mailers are better than the hosts of the show. Doesn't happen often, but every now and again. That was the saddest thing when he ended with, like, yeah, John Boyz not doing row low. Anyways, time for a cringy of the week. There was from that video I think I said this was 11 months ago. It was the most recent video on their YouTube,

but it's all right. You're right, that was a bummer. I hope he's back on his feet. I'm gonna do it. I'm like, Chen, too, I'm like, I hope he's dead. That's just tough, Carl, good stuff. Thanks for that little rewind sound effect

during the show all day today. I was having flashbacks to E-Rock setting up a worst of bit for ONA and then ruining the bit and the surprise. I love you. Oh! Oh! Love you too.

Thank you for your call. All right, we got a couple more here. Oh my God. I have gotten so much hate around my take on talking scales. I had no idea this is going to ignite this whole controversy. So the joke was 2020. Yeah. And then it was the Olsen twins getting on talking scales at the same time. What a topical reference, by the way, the Olsen twins getting on talking scales at the same time What a topical reference by the way the Olsen twins were at the forefront of everyone's mind hilarious and I pointed out That talking scales are not a thing Well, apparently I'm the dumbest idiot to ever be a dummy instead of a Carl correction corner. There we go

Carliseware you are fucking dumb. How do you think blind people use scales? Anything? I have an expert here. I mean I stay away from them. Like do you have a talking scale? No I didn't know these existed. I guess I'm a big idiot as you. I didn't know this. I didn't say that. I did not say I'm to say that people. Dude when I was on point, dabble point yesterday, people are motherfucking me over skills.

I did know what they were talking about. They had to like, put in another super chat. No, cause you said talking, you see how I'm like, shit, really? Slow news week. There's so many things to rip on you about. I know. Candy knows.

She didn't bring up the scale. I wish every week. I've literally had to take a picture with my phone and zoom in afterwards to see what my weight. That's that's how I've always done it. I know all these blind guy tricks, I guess. Yeah. Or what you do is you hold on to the ledge and play yourself up a little bit and then tell your girlfriend to comment and read the number for you. Get in here. I don't want her to know. You're cut in. 147, huh?

I had a feeling I was doing pretty well. Anything in your house that you use that has a digital number on it, they make talking version for people who can't fucking see you retard. Talking scales are all over the place. Go look on Amazon. You can own your own for 40 bucks there last. God, you are fucking dumb, you retard. Get out and like, you know, like own for 40 bucks. They're last. God you are fucking dumb you retard get out and like you know I just for life some god

I've literally never met someone who owned a talking scale my entire life That's like he works for talking scales. He's big talking scale Who do you represent for $40 or less? In fact the link will be in the show description act now What the f- He's really gonna come at me. I should have been a spokesperson. Jesus, I can't believe I didn't know about this.

Candy, you say you don't own a talking scale? No, I don't. If you did, what number would it say? Oh, I'm gonna fucking tell you. Is that a rude question? I know there's a fun way to get asked that question. I can even find out blindm dot net. If you subscribe to our Patreon, we're gonna have that. If you had a talking bra,

what numbers and letters. I'm not gonna give you the satisfaction of knowing. God damn it. I got to be more clever, I guess. That's gonna be really hard for you. It's all harder for me. That was. Of course, it would be indeed a point out that Frank That's gonna be a really hard for you. It's all harder for me. No shit. Of course it would be indeed a point out that Frankenstein was a doctor and not the monster. New flash idiot. Nobody cares. Finally, Andy's getting to any deserves. That's a perfect voice. Well done. All right. We got one more voice mail. Come again. This is a very important one. Please listen closely.

Hey, Carl Gary and San Diego. Well, my neighbor Sandy just got here. What's up, Sandy? Hey, Gary. How are you? And I got to tell you, I just heard that Stuttering John never got an offer for that $1,000 interview and on top of that, he's not even doing his podcast anymore. So I'm a little bit concerned that he's going to grow and not even need people to make his mortgage payment. I don't think that's going to happen. You've got to remember, he's a VIP in Las Vegas. He could go to Vegas anytime and he could go to the MGM Grand or New York New York. His favorite casino. They'll set him up at a free room and a line of credit.

All he's got to do then is go to the video poker machine. He's a sure winner to get for deuces. That's a jackpot. He could hit that almost any time, like he did last time he was in Vegas. And then once he hits the jackpot, he heads over to blackjack table and doubles his money. So any time he's short of money, he could go to Vegas, tap his line of credit, double his money, boom he's got his mortgage payment, he's got nothing to worry about. He could keep that up for who knows how long maybe, for infinity. Anyway, that's not worry about stuttering John. Anyway, thanks

for your concern Sandy. Okay, I'll talk to you later Carl and I forget my catchphrase rock and roll. Oh, good. He's feeling better. He's back to doing his catchphrase again. I kind of like these skits he's doing now with his neighbor Sandy. I don't know. She leaves halfway through it. Just was. You need to get a little smug for my taste over the years. You think so? I don't know what's gotten into him. Yeah. You know, these the only guy I don't yell at enough for the 45 second rule. Good points.

Try to keep it 45 seconds or less. I look over and I think it's like a song. Yeah, I know. Shit. Hey, Kendi, we've talked about this with KC and Vic, our former review girls. And I think we talked about it with Hannah as well, about farm animals that they represent.

Now we had a chicken, we had a cow, we had a horse. Is there a particular animal that you relate to or that you're into? I don't know. Good answer. Maybe a goat. Yes, perfect. It's kind of mean and they ram people. So.

Okay. All right. Well, you heard it here first, everybody. Kindly the guy was just sorry, baby. You're no longer the go. She puts to it. Very good. All right. Well, again, thank you, Mike, for coming on the show. Fantastic job, buddy.

He even have me boys anytime. Oh, yeah, we'll be tuning in tomorrow at 10 a.m. And a kind of always wonderful to see you. Wish I could see the same. Producer Chris, thank you, satan by, you knowwatch it Corley. Boom. His mom. Boom. Boom.

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