Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep454 - CheezWits

Episode Date: October 19, 2023

This week we listen to people who used to be on the radio and thought they could do it better without the pesky PDs and infrastructure. Turns out it’s a little more difficult to grow an audience when you’re not on a popular radio station and you have nothing interesting to say.  Trucker Andy and Lucy Tightbox both join the show to figure out why these people broadcast from the supermarket and if they’re still living with their parents. After Andy gives us updates on Jerry Banfield, June Diane Raphael, and Trisha Paytus; Hughezy joins the show to discuss a podcast called U Springin’ Springsteen on my Bean? Two Hollywood celebrities pretend to talk about Bruce Springsteen but instead prove that improv comedy is never funny and almost always cringe. Then we check in on Stuttering John who’s been extremely busy since coming back from Jamaica. He had his BFFs Vinnie Paulino and Cardiff Electric on his show this week. Finally we wrap things up with another round of To Catch An Alien, recent reviews, and your voicemails with Cardiff and Annie.  https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted by Chris Walling and Jess. Let me read to you the description of this show. We are in, Jacktober, we have some ex radio jocks coming together. And it says, think of it like a radio morning show without the early hours and all that annoying music.

If cheesy crackers or people, they'd be Chris, Walling and Jess, hey, it happens. We're three friends who are doing radio together, while Walling and Justin and Justin, Chris did. We cover everything from bad dates and pooping in public to the news of the day and what it's like to work in radio. We will make you laugh possibly as much at us as with us. We're not that funny.

Yeah, no shit. Bring your sense of humor. It's called Cabity People. We might also make you think about some more serious stuff, but don't hold that against us. Warning, we cost a lot of just your listening accordingly. This is gonna get edgy, everybody. Just want to warn everyone. We cost a lot of just your listening accordingly. This is gonna get edgy everybody. Just want to warn everyone.

Just cause directs radio people, doesn't mean they don't know the F word, the S word, the C word, I think I heard once or twice, but it starts off with boomers got a boom. We start off while he has some tech problems. I go to sign into my computer, my high end technology, and it won't take my pin code. Your pin is no longer valid. Something went wrong with your pin. It isn't available. Click to set up the pin again. So I go to do that. I'm trying to do that.

So, sorry. Now you're going to use a Gmail account to get this information. So I go to do that. Oh, sorry. You need to use a two step process for verification. I'm pulling my hair out of my head and then Jody comes out and goes, hey aren't you going on your podcast? Leave me alone! Uh-huh, uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. This is not interesting for anyone. When you can't sign into your computer,

it's like, I'm sorry, I'm just having an issue with my computer. Move it on. Move it on. No, not these retards. They deterred everything into content. This is the thing about radio people specifically, or they think that if they saw a neat car on the way into work, well, I got a whole second.

Yeah, sweet. I could talk about this car I saw on the way into work. I feel like Tugie, this is not a show. It's not a show. This is not a show. You having problems doing your show is not the show. No, it's not. In fact, I've been on many Zoom calls since the pandemic in business meetings. I think I don't do that anymore with this exact same conversation. And it's like,

okay, do you want help or do you just want to venture? What do we do? That's a thing. Is it frustrating to everyone involved? So you're just making your problems my problem now? Well, also, this is all very fixable. It's not like a fucking idea. Yes. Also, your professional broadcaster apparently you've been doing it for over 10 years. Well, it should sound amazing and you sound like shit. They sound like shit and I just wanna point out, it sounds like it's gonna be a whole episode

of Wally trying to log into his computer. Is this the newest episode? It is, today's episode, didn't it? Unbelievable. Why does this happen? All right, yeah, the other episode. Well, no, but in the other episode, let's do it for many, several 40 episodes

and it still sounds this bad. Yeah, they're literally calling it on their phones and spoiler, one of the guys is like, I'm in my car right now. I'm like, why? You're doing your show. What do you mean you're in your car right now? Literally folding it in.

I always does a show for his car. Trying to get fired who's opi Can't you do forgot my password? This is gonna be a whole episode of Wally trying to log into his computer. You're welcome America Or you're welcome America. I don't know this was the Super Bowl all of America's let's see to the show They have three followers on Twitter and I looked at their website to see what their TikTok was like. It was a broken link. No one's listening to this show. This is so pathetic.

They have zero listeners. Three followers on Twitter. Just take it down. Do any of it doing? It's fucking bad. You're embarrassing yourselves. Okay. So now we're going to talk about getting the password, retrieving the password.

So you can get into your computer. You know, do you ever do that when you're doing your password and someone's saying, hold on a second, I got a bunch of my passwords and you start saying your password out loud. You realize, like, oh, God, I'm saying it. No, I don't do that. Way to keep the conversation moving there, Jess. Way to yes, said that. No, just you, moving on. She could have interacted with anything else. Like did you say that? Nope, just you. We're not. She could have

interacted with anything else. Like maybe something dumb the she does or something to keep it going just because now. Yeah, these are live notes for this guy. Right. Yeah, no, that thing. This other starting their episode. I just want to point out. Okay. So while we still can't figure it out. How the fuck did I expect you to do this? It says, I can't sign onto the computer. They'll reply your identity by going to your Gmail. I fucking can't go to my Gmail because I can't sign into the computer, you fuck! Alright, so, um, sir.

You might have a smartphone in your pocket. Maybe an iPad or some kind of a tablet, later out, a TV. Everything's connected to the fucking internet, gun, your goddamn G-Bound, a different device, and figure the fuck out before the episode starts. This isn't live. Why don't they just go, all right, we'll just start recording in a little bit

once you figure this out. No, yeah. I have to be subjected to all of this horse shit. One more clip and I'll move on. Well, just before you move on, yeah. Having a smartphone and drinking smart water cannot help a dumb person. That's true.

Okay. Good for it. So then this guy, I know, good. This guy is like, for whatever reason, he's in his computer working on his text off, but his mic is still open. I don't know if it's a phone.

I don't know what he's doing to call into this thing, but his TV is out of the background. Just always good. It's just always good. It certainly is his game. I don't know why we didn't think of that before. Geez. I was going to talk to him. He's scared dead.

So what are we hearing? Is that your TV? It's not mine. I'm in the car. It's going to be Wally's TV. It's all going to be good. It's mine. It's mine.

Is it going to turn that shit down? Oh, no. I think it's fascinating to listen to the liberal horse shit. Oh, getting political right there. Wow. I love the guys just like I got the ass off in my car. Well, you're all to the ass. I turn your car down. Yeah, we're all assholes.

I'm not a professional yell. Take out three soft tacos. I need to get you.ess is in the tub. This show fucking sucks. Unless I'm wrong about that, Andy, what did you pick up on? Well, I did the opposite of what you did and went all the way back to the first episode. Nice.

So, of course, they've been in radio for so long and meditating on what they're gonna do for this show. They're gonna come out of the gate with 50 plus years of experience. There's no PDs. They can do it with the fuck they want. All the things they wanted to do when they're on the radio, they can play to their bosses. You know how to do this or that?

Right. Now they're freedom. Right. Let's see what they do with them. And they're gonna be these drugs. They were wrong. A million great ideas. Right.

So they come out of the gate strong with clip one. How do you guys think we should start this thing? I just think, you know, just something like,, it's just cheeseweights. Here we are. This is cheeseweights. This is just... Okay. I don't know if we want to say but dip it dip it dip. We might want to use real one. Yeah, you don't want to sound like John Federman, do you? All right, that's a wrap. Can somebody bring out their shotgun to put those forest down?

That's your first fucking intro to the show. Pretty good stuff. This should have been the first meeting months before the show started. Yeah. Where they were together just go, maybe you're not part of the show. Yeah. It says it's science. It says it's science.

It says it's science. We're just anything is a promise. I hate it. That's what they think, right? I hate when people think the Seinfeld wasn't a witty show that actually had a ton of meaning behind it. Oh, it's show about nothing. No, it's not.

Every fucking episode. Anyway, it doesn't get it. That's all it provides. Not the point. It never circles back at the end to the beginning. That never happens. It's fucking a both amazing show aside from curb. Anyway, I love what people actually like,

we're just, cause I round about this on another show that Doug from who's right brought out of the show. And he's like, it's just like, it's just like, it's just about nothing. But why are you falling for that? Cyples on a show about nothing.

It's a very well written, intricate show. Lucy type box. You've pulled some clips from the show. I sure do. You have notes in front of you. sure have notes in front of you. I have notes in front of you. Did you handwrite those yourself? I know. Don't you love it? Kind of write like a dude.

Thank you. You're welcome. I get a lot of those compliments on the internet. I bet you do. All right. Great. I actually picked up on something else that you picked up on. So you were hinting at this a little bit ago. If you will play my clip one, this is going to be

these guys are talking about how they are taking different medications and their dogs are on the same medications as them. And then they get interrupted. If you happen to have a test on animals, fuck you because your dogs and cats are taking these medications. Yeah. For there, what was that? Chris was at your house.

My, was that my mother? No, No, why? What do you ask? Because someone just said, yeah. Oh, no, I apologize. I'm inside of the grocery store. I didn't think you'd be able to hear that. Jesus Christ. What? So not only are we driving in cars, and I think it was Wally who was in his car, but Chris is now in the grocery store. So they're talking about what medications they're on in the fucking grocery store. And- It was Chris in both instances.

Yeah, Chris was in the car, yeah. All right. What a fucking asshole. Oh, you can hear that? Yeah, you're on your cell phone in public. Of course I can hear that. My other favorite thing about that clip is that all of them are like, was that your mom?

Are these dudes not 50 years old? They are. Like, are you living with your mom? I mean, probably. That's all I can't. While we're on the subject of Chris being completely unprofessional, and my clip for this is Chris's intro in the first episode, he's introducing himself.

So here's the thing. Yeah, I'm Chris. I know Jess from, I guess 10 years ago, 11, 12 years ago, when we were together and we kicked ass and we did go to, in radio, you would call outperform the station for the arbitraron numbers. Yes, we certainly did. We did. Say the least. My testicles are the same size, but they're both tiny. And I have bad hair too. You can't see that unfortunately right now, not that you'd want to.

And let's see, what can I tell you about myself? I like when light walks on the beach. Oh, no. Wow, with a dynamo like this, there's no telling what might happen on this show in Clip 12. Did you see the text from Chris? No. Chris had an emergency at home and needed to step away. He just walks off the fucking show in the first episode. Yeah, lucky guy.

I was feeling it was a midlife crisis. It was the emergency that he's coming through. I know, if only the other two had done the same thing. Could you imagine being a professional broadcaster? And they're like, all right, well, tell me about yourself. And he turns into like a nervous stuttering interview. Well, you know, I like shapes and I started driving a car when I was 16. I like, but then it was like, he's talking about, why are you nervous?

You should know the answer to this. It's wrong with you. All right, let me get back to my shitty clips because you guys ever watched these commercials where an old has been comes on and maybe it's a rapper from the 90s and he changes the lyrics to his song. Anyway, who is this for?

Who would find this interesting? The answer is Jess. Hey, have you guys seen this commercial with Sir Mixelot on a Czech's commercial? And he has changed the lyrics to his most popular song to say, I like my snacks and I cannot lie. Oh, no, I have not seen that. So times are tough for everybody.

Poor Sir Mixelot's out here doing checks commercials. I love my snacks and they cannot lie. That general mills he denied. It is anything about getting sprung when he eats checks, though. I am going to lose my fucking mind. All right. I'm right there with you. Hold on a second. I just wanna point it out. So, Wally chimes in with that pretty much my fucking mind. It's because he's trying to get his computer to work. Yes. Have something to do.

With Justin being like, you guys see Sir Mixlot on that Chuck's commercial? Fucking hilarious. The other guy's like ripping on that. Yeah, it sounds pretty good. But this is definitely an ISO for the board. I'm gonna lose my fucking mind That's how this show made me feel the entire time I was listening to it Andy

I happened to the first episode. Yeah, we'll go back was it worse? It was never good. Oh, no, it's it's been this from the beginning. So clip three. This is they're gonna, it's your first episode. Don't you want to establish who's who and how everybody kind of knows each other? Sure, not this show. Hey, do you think we should introduce ourselves? Yeah, I'm, I'm Jess. Okay, I guess that makes me. Oh, well, real Jess Jess please stand up. I'm absolutely not Jess Yeah, okay, so go ahead. How do we want to do it? Talk about retarded? Talk about retarded. Yeah, that wasn't confusing lame or unfunny.

hilarious. Oh, I'm just but Jess is the girl. Oh, I see what you did She's a girl with a guy's name. I don't know. Hilarious. But so that was fucking terrible. And that was five minutes in. I skipped a clip to jump to what should have been the beginning of this show. But in clip two, they're talking about some fun shenanigans,

like what they used to drink when they were minors in high school. When I was in high school, it was Boone's farm, strawberry, pasture, or something like that. And blackberry brandy. Those are the big beverages of high school drunk. The purple mad dog and the cold duck. The cold duck was for fancy celebrations, though. How much older are these people? I am. I mean, no one is really talking about duck. Pepper and schnops. You know, Brandy, that's it all for drinking at high school.

The fuck? Pepper and schnops, huh? Pepper and schnops. Oh, yeah, that was great with a word. There is a original favorite until you vomit. How about there are ribbons in there? Yeah, not so much anymore. It's like, what is it?

I don't want to talk about that. Is it Dr. Gillikuddy's? That's a peppermint. I call that the alcoholic's mouthwash. That's really what it is. Pretty good stuff. I'm like, uh, a bunch of losers in high school. They are definitely losers.

Ethic Michael wouldn't even go to this party. This, This conversation in the episode I listened to that came out today. They're talking about, you know, everyone's got their cool drug stories or drinking stories. Not these retards. They have nothing going on. So the first guy talks about how in a previous job, he was a DJ on the air and he got confronted by his boss for having a Coke problem and they're like, we're going to give you a week off paid leave. We want to get you help. So it turns out, I guess you're not going to believe that so loud. I got to click myself. Turns out he was drinking Coca-Cola. A lot. Whoa. Yeah. And someone's like, well, I guys got a Coke problem. And then this boss is like, well, I guys got a Coke problem.

And then it's boss is like, oh, we got to get them out. He's drinking the Mexican Coke, so I have the real sugar at him. Anyway, this is a real story. This is a real story this guy tells. Fuck you. A real fucking story. And then the other guy, Chris, thinks that I guess he's never seen Coke before. And I said, oh, that this is a real thing.

When you're using cocaine, you're on the cocaine or you're on the cocaine. No, I think you're not on the cocaine. I think you're on Coke. You're on the coke? Yeah. You're on the cocaine. What?

I don't know. I didn't get it. Say it another silly way maybe they'll start You're on the goka. Oh, what am I doing this accent? That's all I got about the goka. That's sir. That's racist Pointing that out. Can I just have some coke? Do we have to get silly about it or can you share? So this is the fucking craziest story right here. This guy explains that

He was in foster care growing up in the reason why. Part of the reason I ended up in foster care at three years old was because my father, my sperm donor, DNA donor, was a raging alcoholic. Okay, so I have a bunch of questions about this. And I'm not gonna listen all 40 episodes to figure this out, but he was in foster care because his father was a sperm donor.

So if you have a sperm donor, that means the mother wants to get pregnant, right? So it's weird to be put up for adoption or being foster care. Maybe someone happened to his mom. I don't know. But also, this idea that he knows that his biological father was a raging alcoholic,

something they should know before they give that guy sperm to someone to impregnate them with it. Like why would they be like, hey, this kid isn't right? Can we look back at the history like, oh shit, yeah, we never should have used this for him. This is a huge mistake on our part. I don't understand how any of that fucking works. I got a feeling it's one of those cheeky ways of him saying that he's he had a bad father Like I didn't have a dad his father. Yeah, that's one of them. Yeah, he wasn't there for me

He was just the guy that had the secret ingredient that you know got me here He's just so bad at telling jokes had the secret ingredient that got me here. He was just so bad at telling jokes. Yeah, it's not funny. Is there anything to say about your mom though then? If you're just like, I was a foster care, three, I grew up just like Jesus, I did nothing. Okay, so then they asked just about her drug story.

None of them have any good stories about drugs, but it doesn't stop them being like, all right, what about you? What do you guys have seen drugs before? What do you but not, too? Well, it's insane, too, because the one guy's story goes, I went on to my friends,

he's talking about high school. You're gonna be my friend's house, this girl. And she gives me a tuna fish sandwich. Is it gonna put a tab of acid in it? That doesn't happen. No, it doesn't. And you go, so I ate this tuna fish sandwich.

And then they put on Jurassic Park on TV. And I was hiding behind the couch. I was so afraid. I'm like, this is a bullshit story. This is not, I don't think that happens. So this is just a drug story. I mean, drug wise though, I've never, I've never done anything stronger than marijuana and I don't have any marijuana horror stories because when you smoke weed you just get chill and have some snacks. Good stuff guys. So the problem with your show is that you've done no prep and you're not interesting people. All right, if I had to just kind of boil this down and just go, why should

these three people not be hosting a podcast together? It's because you do zero prop, you have nothing to talk about. They literally have no idea what they're going to fucking talk about. In fact, I have a quick example of them trying to segue something. In fact, I have a quick example of them trying to segue something and it just goes to show that they're really bad at even understanding how to segue into a bit. You just lean, me, a little. That by the way is a fantastic movie. You know what we watch today? Hey, what happened to James?

What happened to Jim Belushi? We watched the K9 today. What do you watch? K9? I don't even know watched the key nine today. What do you watch? Canine. I don't even know what the fuck that is. He's a cop and he has a German shepherd dog. He becomes his partner. I think what was the second one of the movie? They're like, I know what I said. Whenever I have it at Jim Belushi, everyone loved that guy. No chemistry at the case at all. Frankly, Jim Belushi was never funny. It's amazing. He even had a career in entertainment or show business. So that's retarded. But not to be outretarded. Retarded, they did. This is the conversation around Jim Blu-she, the movie K9, by the way, came out in 1989. Yeah.

About a cop at the fucking dog cop. And I looked at the movie poster said one of the smart and the other one. What do that mean? Brut roe. So Luci never really, Belushi never thrilled me. I like you know, I mean, and honestly, neither Belushi ever thrilled me. No, I was not a fan of the John Belushi. Not in any of these, you know, fat and stupid, that's the way to go through life, right?

That explains everything we need to know. Yeah. I will play the rest of these clips. These guys are like, Jim Belushi, John Belushi, whatever. You knew it was coming too. I was actually shocked, and he's like, I never got John Belushi.

Really? You don't like funny comedy? Okay, maybe don't be on a comedy show that because you don't know what the fuck you're doing. I believe that part. Yeah, you get it. You clearly don't do that. All right.

You know, Lucy type box, you pulled some clips for us. I sure did. Where would you like to look at this time? You know, I just, a lot of what they do is tell, retelling jokes that other people have told like a thousand times. That works out well. So if you will go ahead and play clip three and they're high and mighty Apple store. I don't know what they call those motherfuckers that work in the Apple store. Apple geniuses. Fuck those people. If they were a genius,

they wouldn't be working at Apple store for 15 bucks an hour. Yachty. Fucking yacht man. That's going on the board. Rock and roll. I just don't understand why you would ever tell. That's what like 90% of all of the episodes that I was checking out were. It was just them telling the same joke that everybody has already learned one thing about Jack tober. It's that old radio guys are gonna do the same show that they did 10 years ago tomorrow. Yeah, and also the same show, 20 years before that. Yeah. And it's incredible to me now knowing

that while we couldn't get into his computer, because it's not how they look at its G-mount and any other device, that they're like, how do you call these people, Gini says, well, compared to you. Yeah. They're doing a great job. Yeah, okay, how much money they make.

You guys make zero on your podcast. So are you great at podcasting? Is that how you're equating this? The amount of money you make? Cause you have zero people listening and you make zero money. So you are losers. If they're not geniuses,

then you're not successful at this. Kinda goes hand in hand. Am I being too mean? Yeah. Well, that is mean as Jess in my clip six, is there any radio personality that isn't happy at the downfall of like arrival or like competitor that they had in the industry? They were all especially heard. I'm laughing at the name of this.

I call this clip, Cancer, Shmancer. I mean, it's not like I'm happy that he died. I didn't wish the guy cancer, but also I'm not sad. So she's the right. She put your differences aside. Who gets a ratings book? Get over it. I wouldn't go out of my way to piss on his grave.

But if I was walking through his cemetery and I saw his grave stone, and I had a pee. I'm stuck my, uh, bubble bubble right on the front of it. Fuck that guy. Jesus, great. Well, now that you brought that up, they talk about their old radio war stories of the episode that I listen to. And there's, first off, I've heard enough

of these people to know they sucked on the radio. So this whole thing was just like, we were growing on the radio and all the radio is crushing it. There's no evidence of it. Zero evidence. Maybe you guys played better AC DC songs than your competitors and that's how people tuned in, but it wasn't for your personalities.

That's how OP measures his surpass. Right. Exactly. He's playing more shit off a core. I was too rich. And the other STP station. Well, but there's also it's right. It's so close to like Waco and some other

markets. And we were actually in competition with the pop station in Waco. And that station, because we did not beat them, this was a brand new station, we had started it up because we did not beat the Waco station, the first book, we all got fired. They flipped a station to oldies. I mean, it's possible that you all sucked. Yeah, your voice is annoying. It's possible. That's why you got fired. She goes, well, management said we had to beat them in the first ratings book, which is retarded.

I wasn't in radio, but I know that's stupid. But it's very possible that just this one's on you. Sometimes people lose their jobs because they're not great at the job. I don't know. It's been my experience in life. Maybe I'm wrong. This one's on you. Some people lose their jobs because they're not great at their job. I don't know. It's been my experience in life. Maybe I'm wrong. So then, two of these retards go to Syracuse.

Oh, no. Yeah, there's Syracuse radio. That's a big market right there. Wow, watch out. Syracuse radio. We were sort of podcasted with this. And they're going to talk about some of the antics they had going. Jess, think about our days in the Syracuse area.

Wow, 105. Five. That ain't no fucking horrible. We tortured that. Oh, you were in a 105 there too. No, no, we had a, no, we competed with a 105 who we crushed. Oh, okay. They were called, wow, 105.

Yeah, and we crushed that. We used to call them while we were on the air at kiss 102. We would call while 105 and win their contests, right. And then they would say, tell us what station just made you a winner. And we would yell, cast 102. And then give away their prizes. Yeah, bullshit. That's a lie. I know enough about radio to know that did not happen. The way that they just explained that it did. Because first off, it's all done off the air. It's all done off the air.

So when they say, hey, what station brings you prizes? If you don't yell at their co-writers, they don't play it. It's all pre-recorded. Also, they wouldn't win the prize and then give it away to their listeners. The logistics behind that, the legalities is retarded. Yeah. Like, hey, we just won this fucking prize pack.

We want to go see Springsteed. Yeah. You're like, well, you can't give out those tickets. That's, I don't think you're eligible to win them. They're a competitor in the market. None of this makes any fucking sense. They're like, oh, we got to run them so fucking hard. We're calling to their station.

We're their prizes. They're giving out to our listeners and, and, mother fucking them them on the air and it gets even stupider than that. I mean we used to call in birthdays for for our friend Mike last name hunt. Yeah. And they'd say it on the air every time. They're experts from hold and So clever guys, what? Mike Hunt and Dick Hertz? Where'd you come up with those? You guys come up with those yourselves?

And they're proud of us, they're bragging about it. And I didn't, I got it, didn't happen. I got it out of the air, they said, Mike Hunt, did they? Yeah, more embarrassing than glory days, is fake glory days. Oh yeah, imagine embellishing it to the point where it's not even good. That's embarrassing.

It's no, I regret life. Yeah. Good point. I have one more clip from this because the other guy he was down in Raleigh and I guess there was this TV station, probably like a public access station doesn't sound like it's a legit station. But there was a snowstorm in Raleigh. So they're talking about all the different business closings. And apparently there was this website you could

go to and you could write in places that were closed. And those places were making on the ticker on the TV station. So no one's watching this and no one cares, but hilarity ensues. Well, the guys are just so the news is just on a loop, but you're reading at the bottom of the screen. Seasals, Cochrane, Emporium, back up tomorrow. Back up tomorrow. Yeah, or you know, two tone incorporated clothes today. Code red call 8675309 to no more. I mean the amount of shit a Colonel Angus chicken was closed. Um, Colonel Angus. Yeah, penis reunion service. I mean, it was just fucking boo. None of this is original or even mildly amusing. Yeah. And their delivery sucks. The delivery sucks are so proud of themselves, so happy with themselves. 8675309.

I don't know if I can tell you this, that was from a song. No, we know. Good one. I'm born to myself. Please take it away. Andy Lucy, somebody save me from this. I was just going to point out how wonderful. I mean, they really make you think.

So not only are we getting these repeat jokes that are exactly the same thing that we've all heard a million times, but they ask the really good questions. So if you will play my clip too. I have a question. White socks. So I oftentimes wear white socks. I thought you were talking about the baseball game.

I thought you were doing a Russian high coup for a second. No, I'd need five, seven, doing a Russian high coup for a second No, I'd need five seven five for the high coup So white socks okay for men to wear still Who gives a fuck? Kaley and our previous episode with X radio guys They talked about was I think they're still on the radio. They talked about how amazing it's put on a new pair of socks. Is this a thing in the radio life? You're so bored with life and they talked about Halloween candy.

You're talking about socks. What was the high coup? What was that? Oh my god, I have absolutely no- Just a false random thing ever. They keep in all these points that they keep being like, we make great puns. We're super witty.

We're the cheese wits. It's going to be great. And the best they had was baseball team and high coup. Yeah. I think let him get his fucking point out about socks. And yes, you can still wear white socks. It's fine. Oh, they never answered the question either.

I'll answer it once. In case you were wondering. It's fine. I need to know. Yeah. The answer is no one gives a shit. Yeah. Stop talking about your gun. If socks people, it's not interesting content.

Please talk about something interesting because they got a little bummed out with the cancer talk in my episode. So Wally's going to swoop in and save it with a compelling topic that everybody loves talking about in clip seven. Great. Let me go let the dog out. Yeah. Exactly. I love the dog out and get the little baggy to pick up a shit. Exactly. That's what you're gonna do. You know what I like? Do you have to pick up poop at your house?

When your dogs go out? I mean, it's my yard. I own it. I don't have to. Oh, okay. Did I see people walking around with a little poop back? I like if they're in the if I if I walk them if I'm walking them and they go somewhere that's not my yard, I'll pick it up, but I don't I don't like I don't play in the backyard. So I don't I don't worry about my backyard. What? Many things wrong with that. Yeah, there's so much going on right there.

So she's just letting piles of dog shit accumulate in her back. She's like, for you. You get to her what to do with her yard. She owns it. She do, she smells like Stuttering John's bedroom back there. God. The fuck is wrong with these people. I saw someone who was actually cleaning up their own dog's poop at the city.

Well, yeah, I would hope everyone is. You're talking're talking. And she's like, I'm not playing back there. Why would you be playing back there? Right? You're grown. It's woman. Right, but you still should clean up the poop. Yes, I'm with you on that. But that's not the excuse for that. Yeah, right. Yeah, just because you're not back there. Yeah. Doesn't mean you just be a shithole. Yeah. What the fuck? These people live in the real world. What are they talking about? Well that guy thought some spicy content would be talking about people who have poop bags. Yeah, these people they care around the poop bag After they're dog or responsible. Yeah, I think the lot this point isn't it? Is that pretty much you have to do? How'd you like to have to enforce that? Oh these shit

Speaking of the criminal space. Your dogs blew. Speaking of a shit, though, this dovetails nicely into a clip. Nine that a story that Chris tells that I just called the clip dream date. I ended a relationship with a girl for public shitting. Okay. You should have out. Walk on. She's like, I got I gotta go. I gotta go real bad. I'm like, uh, there's, it's, it's

late. I gotta go and she's shitting a pizza box. And no, she did. And then, and then, and then Dill throw away the pizza box. She's kind of kicked it a little bit. That's a lot. Bullshit. Yeah, that's a made up story. Well, yeah, but she was probably just trying to figure out a way that he would never call her back Yeah, right. She's like I gotta get away from this guy would never do that other day Lucy ever just shit the pizza box of the guy won't go your back exactly what I always do Smart good move so much a date He tags this with the worst punchline ever Clip 10 and that was I'm kind of having a little gag reflex. Yeah, that story. Well, you're having a gag reflex over a large

hiter on me. I mean, I So fucking stupid these people suck. They're so bad. You know what I just realized? They're so excited to swear. Yeah. They've had to stop themselves from swearing for all these years that they just think saying shit. Yeah. So where is shit?

Shoulderoni. It's a way that you could have said, if it was a Papa John's box, nobody would have noticed. See, and no swearing. There you go. Friendly. And you're right.

Yeah. Oh, they're terrible. This is, Lucy. I'm And you're right. Yeah. They're terrible. This is Lucy. I'm sure you picked up on something that was fantastic about this show because any night we're shitting out of that's what we do. You know, but we brought you in here

to be the voice of reason to show us the air in our ways. Um, well, I'm going to set this clip up for you. It's just going to be great. Okay. Um, so in this clip, what we're going to be doing is they are talking

about they started out a conversation where they are telling a joke about how a midget is the correct height to smell somebody's vagina. Okay. That's the setup. And then they get very distracted, but even they don't get the joke. So if you could go ahead and play clip 4 for me.

I do not, do not, do not, do not like it. I'm making, oh, by the way, making deliciousness for dinner tonight, we're having steak subs. I bought some flap steak. Flap steak is so good, you guys. Are you familiar with the flap steak? So this is clearly, I don't even know that the guy who's saying it So good you guys. Mm hmm. Are you familiar with the flap steak? So this is clearly, I don't even know that the guy who's saying it realizes

that he's making a vagina joke. Like I legitimately think that he might have gotten distracted and just wanted to eat dinner. Okay. Well, obviously the other two do not know he's trying to make a joke. Yeah, yeah, where are you going, though? Yeah, we're all familiar.

Yep, yep, yep. I've never heard that. I didn't know that's what he was saying. Yeah, what's that? Epstake? No. That's part of the problem right there. There's roast beef curtains and there's tube steak.

There's no flap steak. As far as I know. Well, and I know all of you. You know all the meats. You're actually not creative enough. Well since we're talking about food and you brought up shitteroni pizza. For some reason. I didn't bring that. Don't put that on me. Oh no, you're the one who brought up shitteroni pizza For some reason don't put that on me. Oh, no, you're the one who brought up shitteroni pizza thinking it was a hilarious gag

It's not it's not by us all But for some reason they're talking about chicken. I guess the premise was they were saying the KFC is now the third largest chicken chain in North America You got Chick-fil-A got Pope got Popeyes, and then KFC. So then it started talking about what chicken they like and what's the good chicken and things like that. And these you'd more just fucking dumb. No, it's the Herman Cain place.

I don't know. This is C-A-N-E, isn't it? Yeah, this is C-A-N-E, like Cain Sugar. Oh, okay. Yeah, because, well, do wasn't Herman Cain didn't he create some sort of chicken place. The guy who died Herman Cain. I don't know. I don't know. I haven't remembered you ran for president a few years. No, I remember. I remember anything about chicken.

Yeah, I think he owned it. I think he created a chicken, but that's how he became wealthy on chicken franchises, isn't it? I don't know if it was raising Cain or not. I am gonna lose my fucking mind. I realize Herman Kane is a black gentleman. All right, I realize that. It was pizza. You fucking idiot. Godfather pizza. You racist.

Jesus Christ. When they started the burger king and then he would got father pizza. What the chicken chicken. Oh, the black guy. He must like chicken right? Yeah, probably. When he told pizza.

Fucking assholes. You got to be a man. What the chicken chicken, oh the black guy, he must like chicken right? Yeah, probably. We told pizza, fucking assholes. You're gonna forget something about that. All right, now they're bitching about their time on the radio. Yeah, fucking gotta do every bullshit thing that amuse me. For free. Yeah, for free to amuse the fucking masses. Who then later on call you and tell you what a fucking ass all you are because you won't

play their song. Or who get mad at you because you ran out of t-shirts before they bother to walk over to see you. Right. Yeah. Oh, yeah, those fucking people. So they're bitching about the listeners to their radio stations. This might be why you weren't more successful in radio.

I've never heard of you people. Here's a little fun fact. The listeners are the reasons why advertisers sponsor the programming, which is how you get a paycheck. So you can hate those people, but that's retarded. That's the only reason why you have a job is because these fucking listeners, they want a free shirt, I'm out of free shirts.

Is that the fucking hardest thing that happened to you? You can still remember that. This day? Be a great business if it weren't for the listeners. Throw right. Yeah. That old gag. Stay waiting for my pot's town poster, by the way.

Yeah. Fuck those listeners. You want to come out to live shows. It gets stuff we promise them. The fuck is wrong with these assholes. Andy, what else you got on here, buddy? Oh, let's see. In clip eight, Jess is gonna complain about,

speaking of complaining about the people that her, you know, she makes her living off of, I guess she lives in Nashville, okay, and she's gonna bitch about that. It gets a little, yes to downtown. I can almost understand that because I live in a tourist city and the tourists who come here like we are now we have now surpassed Las Vegas from what I've heard as the Bachelorette Capital of the United States. parties come in and they're rude and they trash hotel rooms and Airbnb's and they really embarrass themselves on the streets of downtown Nashville. And they're fat! Did she forget the fact that they're fat? That's the problem with these mental apartments. These fat chicks,

they wear the least amount of clothing that's legal for fat chicks and run around the city. And the rest of us are, we've d Dick trying to fucking get the hell out of there just trying to eat yeah it was a stampede of cow print pants come again on every night we were there yeah but if you want to hook up with a girl that's definitely gonna cry during sex and down the Broadway in Nashville and it he knows of experience. Yeah, boy, Andy. It might be because you had birch in on your head while you were fucking. It was dripping. It's a real story that happened.

Lucy type box. Anything else you want to play from this show? Nope, that's all I had for this. That's all you got for this one. Andy, anything to take us out? Sure. Last one, in clip 11, just she got stood up. Poor fat dummy got stood up. That's too bad. I have been that girl. The only difference. I'm the man girl. Potentially is that the last time it happened to me, it was right after my divorce, and I don't match whatever. And he suggested this place

that we go to get a drink. And so I got there first. It was by one get one beers. So I just ordered one and I told the guy to, you know, hang on for the other one till the other till the guy got there. Yeah, they don't give you two beers at the same time. That's what buy one get one is. I, I told the bartender, I don't need to drink two beers right now. I was like, nope, that's the rules. Yeah. I get, I get, I get out of the beer half. And the guy, apparently, well, I don't know.

I'm guessing he got there, saw me and left. Or he just never showed up at all. Either way, I don't know. I'm guessing he got there saw me and left. Or he just never showed up at all. Either way, I got two beers and no bullshit guy. So I won. So she's literally got a free beer for this guy. He's got like, not go pay for a beer somewhere. I'm good. Wow, that's rough.

Just get five cats and add Rosé to your postmates card. It's fucking done for you, all right? Because the evidence shows. Yeah, wow. You're done. Wow, not good. All right, this is my last clip on here. So apparently, the one guy is going back

to their old episodes, like you did, to try to pull some clips for a best of episode. So I've been listening to some of our first, I think I've gotten through the first four or five shows, trying to find some best of's. It's a little difficult. Just kidding. Oh, good one.

So the guy is trying to find clips for a best of episode. Now this is why this is dumb. No one listens to your show. If you didn't put out a show for a week, no one would notice. The last thing you guys need, the last thing you guys could possibly need, is a best of episode of your show totally a waste of everyone's time also You don't have best of material Your show is garbage. Yeah, and most it's a PSA to warn people about your show

Yeah, if you heard the best of you like fuck this. I would love to know what they think are the good bets You know, everyone while a computer to work. Yeah. We milked that for 12 minutes. Yeah, Tom Myers tried this already. It did not work out well for him. It's not he probably thinks it did. All right.

We got to move on from that horrific show to our. Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. Because we don't went up on this show. You're like, okay, this is bad. It's gonna get better. Nope. It's gonna get better. Nope It's gonna get worse. This one comes in from Ryan Rebalken and He was checking out Bill Mar now as you guys know. I'm a fan of Bill Mars

Random Club random hot gas because what he does is he gets pretty big celebrities out of show gets them drunk and high and then watches them make a fool of themselves. I don't know. Well, that's pretty good formula. I'll check that out anytime. He had Tommy Lee on his show. Now to the kids in the room, Tommy Lee was the drummer for Motley Crew, which was a band

when your parents were younger that they enjoyed. And I saw his penis. Oh, yeah. You saw that video, you do. Yeah. Not impressed. Yeah. Yeah. On the small side of you.

Yeah, I mean, whatever. Maybe girls like it like that. I don't know. It's not for me. So this is just, time only is so fucking out of it. It doesn't seem like he knows who the Beatles are. Now, I mean, we're talking about a guy who played a very successful rock band who covered Helter's Geltzer.

That's true. Okay, that's a good point as well. All right, let's check out what's going on. You know why you're shy? Because you're always so attractive to women, especially after you're a rock star, but even before I'm sure you just had that thing, that you never really had to, Shyguys have to develop a rap. Your opening line is thank you very much. So which beetle do you think had the longest dick?

Which beetle? Which beetle? How the longest dick? Yeah, like which beetle had the biggest dick do you think? I've heard rumors of George. Rumors of who? I heard rumors it was George. George. George? Of course.

Of course. LAUGHTER Right, peel it together for itel always asking about Dicks. Yeah, he's also doing that how it's turn thing going where it's all about Cox with them. I like how we tried to dress cool. He like he tried to dress cool. Yeah, he's got time to leave there. Who had the tastiest cock?

Which of the Beatles had the biggest cock? The What Dows? The Beatles. I heard it was George. Huh? Which of the Beatles have the biggest cock? The What Dows? The Beatles, I heard it was George. Huh? No. No. Jesus Christ. How the fuck is that possible?

Anyway. Carl, while we're in the cringe of the week. Yes. Area. I did a little thing where I kind of want to keep up with these lesser known featured people. So I just grabbed little one off things to see what some of our, you know, lesser featured people are up to.

Okay. And the first one is a June Diane Raphael on the deep dive. Oh boy. Sometimes I wonder what, what, how is Junen coping with the Israeli war? Good question, Andy. You want me to surprise the learn? It's selfishly. Okay.

Which one is this? The deep dive. It was with all the other original clips. Oh, okay. Well, then it's over here. Yeah, there's very other two or video clips. This is just audio. Hey, there's the other two

or video clips. This is just audio. Hey, there we go. How do you do? You already know how I do. I do. And I actually just want to start off because I just want to say before we get started, I saw something to say and then I want to like jump right into it. And of course, we have all these new listeners and subscribers and if moved to lemon on immediate, it's probably like not the best way to get a launch with a statement on the Israeli Palestine complex. But I want to say this because I'm so heavy with it right now. So I do need to like center myself in this conversation and just make it about you.

I'm pretty much just about to say, ah, boss, ha, boss. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, people who and families and children and elderly and women who died in the Hamas attack and I am so heavy as well with the number of Palestinians civilians who are dying with the Israeli attacks on the Gaza Strip. I am so fucking heavy with it. I mean I told you on Monday, Jess, I have been a wreck the whole week. I've been grief-stricken. This is the beginning of the show. As you know, it's pretty heavy. I mean, I told you on Monday, Jess, I have been a wreck the whole week. I've been grief-stricken and as you know, I've just recently like discovered in my past that I do have sick actually significant amount of Jewish ancestry and the reason why that was never why wasn't raised that way was never brought to the forefront

It was hidden is because it was hidden and it what it's because of antosemites is on your stand-by and I know why yes people people were hiding it yes Jesus Christ June so they're having a lot of fun over there. Oh god damn Speaking of people they're having fun, Carl. Yes. Jerry Banfield is trying to explain to everybody that ICP is not a rug poll. Now, ICP for anybody that might not know is called is Investor Confidence Project, which is like a blockchain investment thing

that Jerry Banfield has been taken in by and everybody's telling him he's gonna get ripped off and he's like I was wrong about empties yeah sure I was wrong about Bitcoin what ever I'm do now he's been approved everybody that this shit is fucking legit first we need to start with what is a rug pull y'all don't even know what a Rug Pull is. Big Connect, that was a Rug Pull. One coin, that was a Rug Pull. A Rug Pull, let me define it for you, because this is the most common criticism of ICP.

A Rug Pull is a scam, where a cryptocurrency or NFT developer hypes a project to attract investor money, only to suddenly shut down or disappear taking investor assets with them. Let's look at Definity Foundation who is the leading contributor to ICP. They have it's been two years since the project launched they have 270 plus team members working on this. They have some, they have one of the best most talented blockchain crypto teams anywhere. Their employees have 250 patents, hundreds of citations. This is a very good group of people, an intelligent group of people. We can't fake that. he's ever ripped off over 250 people before. What a moron.

Does he know about FTX? The billions of dollars in assets they had and all these they could have bragged about when they're ripping everyone off. Right. Bernie made off another guy who could easily show. Oh no, no, Carl, this is legit. Look at all the pictures up there.

Look at all the people that are just waiting to get ripped off. I worked with this, I worked with a local copy of my cassette, they are, but I had them make t-shirts for me, and I had it in with them. I had worked with some of them in the past. And I did their website before I got the t-shirts made. There's all these customer service wraps and all these different, just like this, all these different people.

And I get to the placement, my shirt's in's my so do you guys actually have employees like? I'll just stock footage they put on the website to make it look like it's this big company It's like my buddy who I used to work with just fucking printing shirts in a big warehouse Here you go. Nobody's ever created a bullshit website Come on Jerry. Come on, Jerry. I got a quick aside. Carl and I go see remastered, stop making sense the other night.

We did. And it's a close up of sweaty, spastic David Byrne, Carl Leans in and goes, it looks a little bad field. Yeah. David Byrne, I did it. You did it. David Byrne, a little bit of bad field.

Go ahead. Is that right? Yeah, it was a little weird. That's how I think now. Right. I think it turns out, which lol cow am I watching? Speaking of lol cows, I saved the best for last. We just recorded for next week on all apologies, we're covering Chisholpatus.

So I had to do a lot of, I just spent a lot of time with Chisholpatus. I discovered is that she had a terrible band like 2000's pop punk outfit called Trigger Warning. Are you familiar with it? I'm familiar with it. Okay, because this is, the band is called Sad Boy 2005. So this is a little bit of the Sad Boy 2005 song called 2005. Oh, remember all our dreams,

we were number never means those teenage years. Now I'm stuck right here. Oh. See, our an old school panic, and that music made me panic. Hold on a second. So, are in no school panic, and that music may be manic. Oh, last second. So, if you're just listening to this, they're showing her doing the car wash thing

where she's in a bikini washing a car. Yeah. Oh, she gets to pay the driver of this car after she's not gonna be that tipping her for this. Is a giant dent in the fender when she's in the enough against it? What is wrong with this person? Also, this proves that Blink-Made2 is not very good

because I think we could write this down. Oh, this is a complete dumbed down ripoff of that 19, she's obsessed with 1985, falling for soup song. It's exactly like that, but worse. Like dumbed down even more than a dumb song that's sought. She's in a bikini. Well, yeah, oh, dude.

And buckle up and get a lot of fucking rights. All right. Yeah. Can't I give that music me me man? I wish I had a time machine I had a time to take me That too when we have time For some dumb counts as nice with stews and girly I'm ready to stand and stay Without a throwback in your face

You could shake it up or run It wasn't all about who's coming You could get retored I die in In 2000 and fall okay, so Her in the band are jigger on the neighborhood buck naked like a Blake what 82 video it takes a lot more pixels to Another head that many They had to go to the butt deeper the butt You say jogging but it's more like Marching yeah, right? the butt deeper the butt and you say jogging but it's more like marching. Yeah,

not running. She's not moving quite the rest of the band is struggling to run slow. Tripping over. Tripping over love handles. Yeah. Wow, Jesus, speed up over there. But that I just thought it would be fun to do. Catch up with some of these cringed people that we spent time with. Was she excited about the year 2005? Was that her glory days? 2005? Right, that other song was 1985.

So she's gonna rip that off and make it about 2005. Ketchup didn't catch on. Not original. Yeah, that's weird. That didn't catch on. Speaking of things that haven't caught on, my boy

He was he is here It's a fuzzy. Hello everybody Gigi it good Gigi it to you Mr. Adam Hughes now Hughes is here because well a couple of reasons first off I've talked to him in a while and it's good to see you again, buddy. Thanks for stopping by Also you had chat Zumaq on your show recently because you're still pretending to have that's a thing.

Slip-wap. I wanted to talk to you about that. But the main reason why I'm having you on is because you picked up on, I think it's a newer show that came out. And I always love when celebrities get together and talk about Bruce Springsteen. I've seen Howard Stern do this at Gary Del Bate. I can't get enough of it. What's this new show you found for us?

Yes, so the guy called Adam Scott, who you may or may not know from the hilarious sitcom that everybody laughed at called Parks and Rec, which was funny. Okay? Yep. And there's another guy called Scott Arcoman. So funny from LA. And to prove that he's funny, he grew up in improv comedy classes, which is proof that he's hilarious. We got pretty fucking good if you can do improv at a class. Exactly. So what they did was they got together to form a show called No, Don't laugh.

You talking you to me, which where they go through the you two catalog, do you get the pun? I forgot about that. Yeah. Holy shit. I forgot these two were doing that. Oh, but it gets better They've also done don't laugh. Are you talking R.E.M. Reamey they have done a

Talking hedge one called my don't laugh Don't worry. You talking talking hedge to my talking head Right, so are these catching out are people excited about these They're just gonna keep trying they just keep doing this. It doesn't seem like it's working out It is that the infuriating thing is because of who they are They have actually had all like all four members of you two at once came on the podcast. So that's the edge. Even with the edge. Especially the edge.

Jesus Christ. Come on the edge. Yeah. I thought you were the cool one. They've had all the talking heads on. They've had fucking them even a Huey Lewis in the new special. Can you believe he was available? I got a bit.

Yeah. So, uh, and Carl, you got a giant dex. What do you think about Huey Lewis? Can you believe he's available? So and calls you a giant Dix. What do you think about Huey Lewis? He's alright. He's alright. He didn't fuck Pam Anderson out of VHS. So you know what's the most I've ever pitted about that. He's no George Harrison, but but as I mentioned that these guys are very very funny and everybody knows that they're hilarious. Clip 1 shows you these two guys being very, very topical by talking about Raffinson, a Saturday night live sketch from potentially 40 years ago. I should bring up. This show is called You Spring and Springsteen on my bean.

I know, I know, I knew you were gonna laugh, it's pretty funny. You and you text me, I was like, Carl, what else are we gonna talk about? And you sent that title to me? Yeah. I was like, this is, no, this is not, like he, like had a stroke when he was typing. It was like, this is not a fake.

Oh, Carl's been afternoon drinking again. Yeah. Finally snapped. From born in the USA to death to my hometown. This is you spring and spring steam on my beef. On my bean. The comprehensive and encyclopedia compendium of all things da boss.

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This is good. This is good. This is good. This is good. This mean, it's the Bears. And they're from Chicago and Springsteen's from Jersey. Yeah, it doesn't make any sense. People don't like when I point out facts. None of that makes any fucking sense, and it's not funny. It's you in the news. Nobody cares. And the thing about this show that's set in Furious,

is the actual music to be a section is good. But that's because it's like 15 minutes long. They have to fill it up with an R and a half of LA shite. As I think the term is, and it's the Hamas of comedy and really it never ever gets any better than that. The question you see, I don't want to knock you off your soapbox here. There's your question, Yuzi. I don't wanna knock you off your soapbox here. He's like, you want to talk about, I want to say, are you a springsteen fan?

I fucking love springsteen in the musical sense and I would fuck him if I had to. Even if I didn't have to, still to second. Could we talk about the reason why springsteen sucks real quick? Please. You can try. I'm on Yuzi's side. you're from New Jersey. You don't know

You've been brainwashed by the rest of these Jersey Heights Bruce Freising is up on stage number goes holy shit. This guy performs for three hours It's unbelievable what he's able to do you ever had eight people strumming a guitar for three hours and not blowing your brains out Every fucking person at stage is strumming the same god damn chord for three hours We got it Well that's you to D. We got it Well, that's the end of Bruce Springsteen because no one's noticed that before oh god Hey, you've never noticed that AC DC kind of always has the same lyrics finished You've even noticed that ACDC kind of always has the similar. It's finished.

And also the tuples, the exact goddamn same. I don't know how you're gonna ACDC out of no's as I happening anymore, but how do you go to ACDC out there and sit there for an hour and a half, two hours? Like, I got it. I mean, the sides are fine, but Jesus Christ makes it. You don't like ACDC of Bruce Springsteen. I like ACDC.

I wouldn't go to the car. Okay. There, there, there, there, I just, the drummer does nothing. It's impossible to do last for the drummer of ACDC. It's called being in a pocket car. Or I know it. That's the excuse.

Look at this guy, so in the pocket. But while we're all laughing and it's good, because we're part of a very very funny show They do a thing within this show. No, don't laugh. They do a podcast within a podcast where someone will say Oh, I went to the cinema and they go oh is this we love the movies and they'll do a a Get ready laugh at this and they'll do a get-fedit laugh at this. Okay, we can laugh at that. And I run a piece of it like in films and clip number two, which is long, and it's annoying

and boring. It's over four minutes, you see. What are you doing to be here? We're just going to play their show? Yes. Two parts. Is this an episode of I Love Films? I guess it is. Hey everyone, welcome to I Love Films. This is Scott.

And this is Scott. And we're talking about the art of celluloid film making. Film making the aperture. Not aspect ratio. Not movies, not flicks. Although, everyone's a while. Listen, I like to kick my shoes off. Sure.

And enjoy a good Hollywood blockbuster every once in a while. I'm gonna show you. Are you wearing these days, by the way? They kick off super fast. Those are kickoffs? These are, you've never seen a kick These are you've never seen a kickoff I've never seen a kickoff shoe. Okay, check this out. It's off Are you okay? Well, I do that right in my face. That was timed really well hold on. I'm still laughing

But before I recover I think I know what's going on here He was a Although he's a friend of the show, he's also a competition. You know, he's got his YouTube channel, he's got his podcast, he wants to get the eyeballs and the ear balls. He wants to get people watching his show. He's like, all right, how do I gain traction? I know what I'll do. I'll take down my competition by going out there, showing, ruining it with a four minute and 20 second log clip with no jokes. You think I'm hot cried?

Yeah, I think I'm crying, guys. I'd be. Alright, let's get back to this hilarious clip. Alright, don't laugh yet. Where? Jocularity is coming here. By the way, all improvised gold. This isn't written down? Not even a hint of an idea.

Wow. For you, all right. Oh my God, you're already have a black eye. I have a black eye. I have the imprint of a shoe on my face forever. I hope not. No, these kickoffs, they leave permanent marks. No. The, the, the, the, they leave permanent marks. No.

The, the, the, the, the souls are covered in Sharpie ink. Oh, no, why would you do that to me? I'm so sorry. How am I going to ever pick up my acting career after the strike? Well, we can cover it with makeup. Okay. All right. Let's try it.

You can make up. There's not work for, for Sharpie. There were no laughs. What do make up, there's not work for a sharpie. There been no laughs. What do you mean? I guess I could find my niche as like the guy who has always kicked in the face with a shoe in every role or punched. You can be the guy that gets punched.

Be more punched. And so punched rolls. So wait, so how does this work? Like I have my back to the camera and then someone punches me in your first scene. So you have it for the whole film. It's my back to the camera and then someone who puts me in your first scene. So you have it for the whole. I always have it. My back.

Punches me and then people are like, you have the imprint of a shoe on your face. You were just punched. Did you, but well, that's the thing is you have to adjust to the guy that punches you. How does he wear his hand? Well, his hand looks like a shoe. So now I need to find another actor who had a similar accident where his hand looks like a shoe. It looks like. So now I need to find another actor who had a similar accident where his hand looks like a shoe. It's not impossible.

Think about it. It might be a bit rare, but they're out there. Listen to this. Look, if you're an actor out there and you have a hand that looks like a shoe, please contact me because I think we, our paths are inextricably listening. I can't fucking tell you.

I've been in the show business a while and I'm gonna be honest with you. You have a big problem But no, it's not over. It's never over scum. What is this garbage? How do they have a podcast? This is bullshit? It's gonna be tough. I'm just with playing you because this is your fault Would you do me a favor and would you surgically alter your hand to look like a foot? Absolutely, it's fucking cool. I will do that for you. Thank you.

Let's do it. And not just a foot. Oh, wait, let's do it now. Yeah. Okay. I just have a general anesthesia. Is that all right? Yeah, that's fine.

Okay. But the thing is, okay, let me just... Does anybody remember last time? Oh, he's out. Okay, here we go. Oh, Ray Tart Alert. Ray Tart Alert last. I think he's out. Okay, he's out. Oh, retart alert. Retart alert last.

I think he's okay. All right, we'll snip here. We'll tie this off. And, uh, and, uh, Smell it, else, wiggle. Huh. Anyway, as, uh, wait, what, what, what, what, how? Notice anything different.

Huh. Huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh, huh What what how notice anything different? Yeah, looks why does my hand look like a left-footed converse We don't remember what we discussed what we agreed upon before See my face. Yeah, I see your face. We're an acting team now. My name is I'm gonna be in service. Oh, and we we act together. We act together. I want to go to the face. Okay, every episode. Okay. So you're going to be alongside me for everything I did. Every scene. Yeah. What about when I go home? I'll be there.

Okay. How much longer is that it? Great. Bye. Bye. Fuck you! It's boring as shit! It's insane too because they're playing these songs.

Anybody else plays this, their channel gets taken down, right? Well, on YouTube, yeah. Podcasting is still a little bit the wild west. You can do this kind of shit. Because that's what I was confused about. Yeah, I don't think they're on YouTube. I was with them on YouTube, I didn't see it, right? You was in. Yeah, they have no form of a YouTube promotion at all, which is insane.

Well, it makes sense if you're going to play Bruce Springsteen's music. You can't really get away with that shit, so. Yep, but how can people see viral hilarious clips like that? Do you remember the bit when he talked like that getting the footfish? Yeah, because he had the black guy guy because his shoes came off easily and then a flowing across the room and hit the guy, but he's an actor and he wanted to get work. I was paying attention. I don't sound like I was just hitting drops, but I was paying very close attention to all of that. Well, there's one thing I know, but you call is your

a Jewish figure also a huge fan of hilarious word play. There's nothing funny about the fact that I'm already laughing. What's going to happen next? Okay. Now, can you think of anything funnier than word play about the word twice? Oh gosh, I don't know. The word twice is already hilarious. Okay, well, it is pretty funny, but it gets funny. So clip six, they do some banger material about the word twice, but they're also, now get ready for a shocker.

They're not Republicans, they're openly down by trying to call you with people in LA. Interesting. they're openly down by trying to call you with people in LA interesting so in the middle of the improv yeah in the middle of the improv they realize that they're veerin making Republican level jokes and there's a quick you turn into topic change so funny they were great. Your favorite stroke song? They played, yeah, they did. Which one? Well, currently it's You Only Live Once, and they played it. You think they'll do a sequel to that?

You only live twice. I hope so. I hope so. What's the sequel to that though? You only live three times rice? I like three times. I like how it's like, rice rhymes with twice,

but then let's keep it going. You know? Chorice. Chorice. Quinnice. Chorice. You know? Sice.

Fice. Fice. Six ice. Six ice. Bud ice. Bud ice. That's where they got some. That's where they got some.

The name for Bud ice. Yeah. You ever drink Bud ice? Oh man. Love it. You's where they got some. Name for a bud ice. Yeah. You ever drink bud ice? Oh, man. Love it. You stopped drinking Budweiser though. You were telling me about somewhere around a few months ago for some reason. What?

You stopped drinking Bud Light? Yeah. You had some issue with the company? I don't know exactly what it was. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. They really upset me. Yeah, we don't have to what it was. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, they really upset me. Yeah, we don't have to talk about it, but that's right. It took me a second.

I forgot about that wonderful controversy, dumb stupid shit. Wow, he just both got taken right out of that one. Everybody having a good time? Yeah. This is really good stuff. This is what, I mean, this is how I know improv is terrible because Scott Ackerman is like, the people hold him up is maybe like one of the better

people that are in improv. Like other people that paid to learn improv. Really? Yeah. So you have like, he has a show called Freedom with Paul F. Tompkins, who I've seen his stand up special. I thought it was pretty funny.

And then Lauren Lapkiss, who is a successful comedian that is really into improv. These three people on his show together, still not funny. Yeah, they're not funny at all. And oh, that middle ditch and Schwartz, Netflix thing. The people are just like, oh my God, it's so, no, it's garbage. The only time improv works. The only time improv works.

We've all watched whose lines in anyway. And the reason why it works, they had decent improv comics. Playing games, it actually put them in a situation where they could be funny. So it wasn't just like, hey man, what song is better than this song? And then what about a song that says the word, but differently, you know? And then they just like have nowhere to go with that.

They actually had interesting games that they could create things around, but then they edited the fuck out of it. They took five hours of improv comedy made it 22 minutes long, it said, hey, these guys are pretty good, like, well yeah. I'm just still at top of this. This improv is the equivalent of like farting in fifth grade class, like in front of everybody.

You can either be a shane, or you can laugh. That is funny. So like these people are embarrassing themselves in public, and their only recourse is to laugh about it. And that's improv. Hey Andy. Pfft. Yeah.

I knew that anything we've heard on this better spot. He was springing spring steam on my bean. That's good stuff. Hold on. Can I ask you this, Huzy? Please. What is the meaning of this name of this podcast? What is the bean? Where's that coming? Well, it's because it's

hilarious. I mean, I don't know if it's that funny. Show us your bean. Let's see if it's funny or not. I don't know. I'm not buying it. What is the meaning of you spring and spring scene on my bean? To make us all laugh as much as season five of Parks and Recreation. Remember that episode where they went to the event and they all drifted off to do separate actions which came together at the end? That was a buyer. What it is is they started with you talking you too to me.

Right. So this is just like a hand-handed cramming a square peg and a round hole version of like the bean that's like your head. It's stupid as fuck is what it is. And it reminds me of that we covered Paul Rust and Matt Gourley talking about the horror movies. They tried to do the same bullshit. They run out of Friday the 13th to talk about. So then they pivot into Halloween and, you know, and another franchise and they change the name in a convoluted shitty way so that they can keep this going because it's a bad premise.

It's a bad premise, right, Yuzi? No, no, it's a bad premise. Yeah, wait a minute. We're not getting proud of you guys. You're wrong, you're wrong, you're on, you're on. Go find yourself. Thank you. I appreciate that. Everybody knows that the best Friday the 13th was when

he went to New York. That was so good. Everybody loved that one. You're thinking of homo on it. Would you call me? But of course, Clip 3 three don't laugh. Okay, this is two LA improv comedy gods doing some improv about comedy.

Now I'm telling you, sit down and don't hold glasses of milk because you're gonna spill it. So wait, that was called I Love Films. I guess. Okay, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. Why were we even talking about films? I don't know, anyway.

New York City. Oh, it's the fifth character of the movie Manhattan. Fifth character. Oh, yeah. Well, there's so many movies where New York City is the lead character as far as I'm concerned. Yeah above the title sometimes New York City in Yeah, New York City starring in sex in the city for one. That's one example. Yeah, man Hatton Sure. Yeah

What are other New York movies? I can't think of any other one that's set in New York What are other New York movies? I can't think of any other one that's set in New York. Um, the little island that could, oh yeah, the little island of New York. Oh wait, what? Gangs of New York? Yeah, okay. We take, yeah, that's one of those people probably sleepers, they've been there. I mean, they, they talk about Kansas City, everything's up to date there. So I'm sure too much of a stretch. I think they went to New York. That's right. I'm sure they dream about New York City. I mean, who does it?

Yeah, exactly. Oh, what a great town. Ah, the big apple. I don't know what that is. Why you would ever mention a piece of rude name that I like to use sometimes. It's kind of weird. Shut the fuck up, cutie. What the fuck with this show?

What are they doing? They're spring-staining on your bean. Yeah. What don't you get? I'm out of it. Yes, and? Jesus Christ. But if you tune in to hear stories about alternative mixes

of the darkness on the edge of time or born to run to classics. Instead you get an hour and a half of this and the frustrating thing is it's hard to turn it off because they do get the big names like REM broke up over 10 years ago. Yet they all came on this pod at their podcast. Two. Two. And we get Dr. Steven Hewzy. Yes, we'll get Ariam. God damn it.

I'll take him over Bono though. Yeah, no shit. Ah, come on. No. No, and. Did you actually listen to a call? I tried to. I had to turn it off.

Yeah, I listened to like the first 10 minutes of the porn to run when they just talked about. And they talked about everything except Bruce Spring. He's fine, but God, it goes on for fucking average, too. Well, you'd be glad to hear that that's not the end of the New York comedy because it clip 5 Yes clip 5

You know everybody knows why you churn you tune into a Bruce Spring sting Podcast to hear people talk about the strokes The strokes have had loads of hits. Remember there was last night and many many other successful songs. Everybody loved Globes especially last night. Huge hit of many. Yes. And so in clip five they do some great a Parks and Raxies and four level strokes comedy. I Saw yeah, you know what I went to a party and the strokes played in New York City. Wow Yeah, party is this that the strokes played a party was this like a backyard party

By the way talk about a New York band, right? Oh my God, these guys just, they wreak of New York. They sure do. You look at them. You look at those guys and you just think, New York City. Oh my God, they smell like the alleys of New York City. They stink. The streets.

The streets, they smell like the vomit on the sidewalks of the Lower East Side. Yeah. And they look like skyscrapers. They look so much like the Empire State Building. They do. There's in fact, a Tom Hanks is on the top of one of their heads. Kissing the edge is so crazy.

It's so cool. Yeah, so it's like watching like five Empire State buildings walk out on stage and just rip it up Incredible to watch five buildings play music. It's the dream. Did you ever even seen a building try to pick up a guitar? I've never even seen one building play music right let alone five Empire State buildings playing simultaneously It was really cool. That's so nuts. I hate this fucking show. Carl, what's Huzi doing? What's he doing to us?

He's torturing. Why? Why are you doing this? Also, I want to point out, and people are just joining us. This is Scott Ackerman, and who's the other Scott? Adam Scott. Adam Scott.

On here, these people are devoid of talent or even an understanding of when to move on yeah, that's insane to me They're just like yeah, they're just like New York City. Okay smells like vomit. Whatever. I can play along But then they look like buildings and they'll go along with that like right fucking buildings shut the fuck up when they the writer's Strike was going on They should have just played this podcast at full blast and be like this is why we need writers Oh, shit, isn't Scott Ockerman a writer And he Scott Ockerman of course is behind the between two ferns where they do a hilarious thing where they ask rude questions. Right?

That's good stuff. You can't even write that stuff. Well, I mean, Zach Elphinac is actually funny, but... Man. Oh, hold on a second. Hold on a second. You know, Zach Elphinac is a... What happened to you?

Yes, and Bruce Springsteen's amazing. Zach is mad. Is that what you're telling us about? Is that what you're saying? Is that what you're saying? Is that what you're saying? Is that what you're saying? Is that what I was saying. Yes, and Bruce Springsteen's amazing. And Zach is mad. Is that what you're telling us? Is that what you're saying?

He's the shim all the time. Oh, look, I'm a retard with the beard. Wait, no, that's fine. No. I thought we were friends. I'm just sprucing it on your bean. He was just sprucing my bean, everyone. It's cool.

It's cool. We're so cool. For one final springstein on your bean, at Clip7, an Uncle Chris, whatever your guy's name is done there, it's going to be very happy with this. They do a call back to the I Love film segment. Oh good, okay. Because that was brilliant. Yeah. And everybody knows if you look at all the pitch perfect films, comedies always get better as the sequels go on. Police Academy 5. Yeah. The Banger. All the times the funny is the first. He falls for, or he felled in and out.

Hey, part of the boss is two. Hey everyone, welcome to I love films. This is Scott and this is Scott and Okay, so your your hand looks like your hand looks like a sneaker. Yeah, and you know what I'm learning to live with it For one thing, so I mean can you call your agent and get me represented and we're gonna be a duo act now Absolutely, we're gonna make this work. call your name okay hold on okay it's ringing your podcast thinks hello yeah is Debbie there who's your client Adam Scott Yeah, from From Boy meets world Boy and boy meets a boy

Played a character named Griff Hawkins Griff Hawkins he sounds really cool and handsome. He was super cool Girls really lightly, you know, you'd be followed around by oh Never mind my panties a drop it just Debbie we're getting off track wait, I'm not doing up Debbie's assisted. Oh What's your name again? My name is Marlifula What's your name again? My name is Marlifula I'm sorry

God Can I please speak to Debbie? No Really? Yeah, sorry, no. I'm not wearing any pants, I'm panting now. Okay, so no, please, come on, Liff, you law. I'm hanging up. You don't have to tell me you're having a good day. I feel like I'm gonna be liable for something if I say it.

I was here to click, you don't need to tell me I'm your hangin' out. Okay, click. What happened? I wasn't thinking. Well, you know what, I feel like it's gonna to have, it's not going to be a problem. Okay. I just have to find another way to get to my agent.

I don't think you're in the phone hall like a few apps. The one who's a person, you're not going to be me, too. If that phone call was recorded, there's going to be an issue. Oh, you, it won't be. I'm sure. Oh, yeah, absolutely not. OK. Anyway, hopefully you get a hold of her

and we can get back to it. I feel I feel like we will. I feel like it's going to work out. OK, well, we'll see you next time. Thanks for the light. OK, bye. What did you do? And can I just give you some behind the scenes trivia on that? That female voice wasn't actually the agent that was Scott Arkhamon in Prok out.

He springs to you bean. Wow, he was the, I don't know how to feel. He was, if you're trying to get invited back again, I don't think so. Holy shit, this show sucks. This show is really bad. What do you think we're gonna bring a great show on and be like, hey, I'm really enjoying this. Well, I will say this, cheese wits not so bad off of something. They're on the software. Where's Jess when you need it?

Yeah, Jess has got some funny stuff. I know, it's like this show at Double Delirio, Marlowe, the best improv show is on the internet today. Ooh. And if that hasn't got you excited, they just put a new one today, but the River, which is a double album, which means extra long episode full of improv,

and I will not listen to, okay, please. Let's never listen to the show. I knew you were smart. Ever, ever again. Thank you. I know it's late in Ireland where you live. Do you want to hang out?

I have a set of in John package for us to go through. Yes, I love that man. All right, let's do it Gage and I would bring on our buddy Cardiff but Cardiff along with Vinnie Paulino our Team settering John right now. So I don't know if he wants to come on and defend Suttering John, probably not. But what John has decided to do, he's got this new strategy.

He's gonna play a music band underneath his show and it's his music that's copy-written, all copyrighted, both. you literally said that whatever and so that way he says that People like myself and the shit-weyer we can't play the clips because then he could give us a copyright strike Mm-hmm, and he's very excited about it's foolproof, right? He was you don't I mean I'm sorry. I'm boring about it No, I just thought was vomiting and they seem to see pages just Sorry, I just pulled up the last clip we were watching for his like it there. So John's all proud of himself with us

No, I wouldn't strike it. I'm the author. I own the copper copyright of the song. BMI collects money on my behalf. It'll say now works like that, my music agent, if you will. But it's copyright under John Melendez. And so, so if this, if this lose a shit way, plays it, he's fucked. Crafty plan, you've come up with all by yourself John. No I the cap ride again for the art. Yeah it was a job card. So I just I just poised something out of flow with his plan. What's the flow? Shockingly, if a song is copy, written or whatever the term is, by anyone, even somebody grit like Bruce Springsteen or HGDC, a link will come up at the bottom of that video, which

violates their own ability to monetize that video. So if a professor Melinda has a copy written song, he will get his own channel struck or demonetized by using it. He's a fat content who hasn't thought through. Well, I will say this. John would have the right to put a strike in against a channel. Now the way he keeps talking about how, you know, he has BMI, it's registered with BMI. And so what happens is, what if I put I stills music in my videos, I get a notification that I don't own that,

the isotopes too. And it doesn't make it so I can't play the video, but I can't monetize it. So if John wanted to, I'm sure he could put in a strike against a channel that's playing his music on their channel. And that's his whole goal. He has to, he doesn't care. He said many times.

I don't care if you guys goof on me. And then he finds out a way that we can't goof on me because I'm gonna use this. So obviously he does care. He's almost like a hypocrite, which I'm gonna be pointing out a few times in this segment. So he's got this plan where he's like, okay, now I can use this video

and I can strike people for using my content. I couldn't under the fair use cause, but with music it's very different if you play even a little segment of a song that's registered with Ask At BMI, then yes, you have a copyright on that. The problem is, John didn't realize they're software out there

where you can take out the music. And I want to thank my buddy John Marlow for once again. Sunday, we over the episode on Monday with Vitty. And Tuesday was current if with all the music taken out of it. So it's just John docking. So this is not working for him. It's not going to work at all. So plus a, a, a new scar on this chin. So it's a wonder if he fell over in Jamaica Yeah, all right. Thank you for leading me into this

John did an episode on Saturday now We were starting to snipe it a little bit to begin the episode It's kind of a cold open for us on our Saturday episode because all of some john's back He was suspended for a week from YouTube. He's back He says he was in Jamaica, even though everyone pointed out, the photos that he was posting on Twitter were not his, but then John devised that, oh no, I did that on purpose to troll you,

but I really did go to Jamaica, which makes no fucking sense whatsoever. But he claimed still to this day that he did go to Jamaica, and then he, remember, he was bringing a girl with him to Jamaica. A good girl? Yeah Jamaica and then he remember he was bringing a girl with him to Jamaica a good girl Yeah, what if he came back with his long hair like in those braids? Yeah, beach braids. Well someone photoshock Oh No, no, it's hilarious. I would have been funny if you did that

But instead you got a haircut and shaved his face Which is probably a good move a lot of people made fun of him for his hair for a long time, being a pretty lady and doing his hair all the time. So, Jay claims the reason why he didn't take any selfies or any photos of him in Jamaica is he didn't want to spoil the surprise of getting his hair cut. God forbid, that would have been spoiled before Saturday at two. Where we all say, oh my god, Jay got his haircuts holy shit. Never see this What a story stop the press amazing I

I think even he became me aware that he looked like Job from the law movement So my topical references it wasn't a good So for some reason John comes on his show on Monday and starts bragging right away about his new look and how that's going for him. He just brought his girlfriend and Jamaica comes back and then so He came back Saturday to podcast and then this was on Monday. So Sunday he had a date with another girl I'm sure the girl that went to Jamaica stayed there So that doesn't make any fucking sense at all, but all right, John's just always be bragging about all his girls and all his data

and everything that's going on. The reason why John came on on Monday was because on Saturday's episode, he was very riled up. He had a lot to say about Vinny Paulino. The thing about being John's friend, it's not easy. It's a lot of work. John will call you and text you. The

time that I immediately stopped messaging with John over any type of phone conversation or text was when he texted me the text, call me now. I did not respond well to that. Because I've worked very hard on my life to not have a boss. No one tells me what the fuck to do. So John telling me to call him and just like, oh, go fuck yourself. I don't negotiate with terrorists. I do not negotiate with terrorists. So this happened to Vinny too, which we'll get into.

But this is John because Vinny got annoyed with John and tweeted out like, motherfucker, I don't know why you're coming at me. So John's doing damage control now on this episode. I didn't say anything bad about Vinny. I didn't call him one fucking name. Keep in mind Vinnie. I'm going to make jokes. Let's believe my events in the past.

But I being the mature man that I am. Oh, so he's like Vinnie, you made jokes. Yeah. You stand up comedian. Yeah. How fucking funny is that? He's like, I didn't even call him any names. And by the way, Vin video's made jokes before.

But I'm the bigger man. Okay. I understand that. So now he's gonna talk about calling Vinny over and over again. How many times that I have actual proof to show you how criminal the shit Carl was doing to me. I do mean criminal. But you don't want to hear that. I call it just kids. Okay. That's all I'm saying.

That every time I call you to say, then now look, this is what Carl did now. Then this is what called didn't now And this is what called didn't now Then this is what called didn't have every single time you have a defense fan Instead of just stating the obvious Carl's a fucking asshole Maybe she called Lucy tightbox she probably agree with with you. I guess. Yeah, no, I know. I'm with you. That's a criminal.

I don't know. That's all. Yeah. Yes. Lucy, how much would you have to be paid to go like Mr. Durin, John? Oh, wait, he would never have that much money. Oh, come on.

No, but we could all generally be. You would all get a bet. We could do a go-fod me. Oh, yeah. This is a good bet. All right. In that case, a reasonable amount of money. What are you doing? March 10th.

I'm not gonna go out. March 9th. Yeah. No, you could pull some money together. I'm trying to buy a house, so I need money. Oh, interesting. You guys hear that? Yeah.

Maybe we'll start a little fun. John is calling Vinnie over and over again to explain what a criminal I am. And lo and behold Vinnie's not into answering the phone for that. No. Go figure. You know, John, just flying off the handle all the time, just reacting negatively to everything that happens to him.

And his best friend Vinnie is just like, all right, I don't wanna deal with this shit. Vinnie changed the contact name and his phone to Hezbollah. John, you're overbearing. You are overbearing, you're not fun to deal with. I don't understand how you don't know that. Okay, so this is building up now, and this clip I just call acting.

This is not real, by any means. John's talking about shit that happened years ago. There's no way he's not over it. This is all real by any means. John Sigmundt shit that happened years ago, there's no way he's not over it. This is all just fake. That's some wonderful sex back and forth with my kids. And I'm telling you right now, when LazyK puts on his goddamn Patreon, that yes, we go for John's kids,

and it's a lot more fun than you would think. Did you picture as I'm going to be? I wonder what the hat was for. For his outrage. I'm a disgrace to my uniform. And I swear, he needs's defense was lazy just kidding. And I said to him, well, how about the audio where Carl says, oh, yeah, and John's kids are a bunch of fucking losers.

I still have that audio. And I gave it to Vinnie. And Vinnie said, well, that's just called kidding around. No! No! Okay. I'm the father. When you have kids, Benny, you can tell me how you would feel.

Come on, come on. I thought he was going be more in polkaids. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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No Vinny if you guys were to ask Vinny if I was an asshole or not. What would he say? Yes All of us in this room know Vinnie. If you guys were to ask Vinnie if I was an asshole or not, what would he say? Yes. No shit. You know the difference? Vinnie did an asshole. I Vinnie and I are on the creep off together. He calls me an asshole every week. This is not nothing new, but John is just like,

it's been the curls and assholes. He's like, well, yeah. No problem. Yeah, no problem. It can do. We all know that. John is now going to show proof. And finally, we have the proof that I took his book.

Jesus, you see. What are you doing over there? A rail. You fucking dick, you made us listen to that impromptu bullshit for 20 minutes and now you can barely stay awake for this. It do's pairing on my bean. This is actually starting to bruise. It's tough. My bean over here.

So he's very upset with me about how the I put up his entire audio book on my Patreon according to him and gave away for free, which is fucking with his livelihood. And we've all been saying that that didn't happen. I've been telling him over and over again. I didn't do that. It'd be dumb for me to do it doesn't make any fucking sense So now John's finally going to show some proof and he's got this he brings up any on the show He's gonna show him what actually happened. You say it been yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay So here is I go this is what I'm writing a patron here is the MP3 of it on your creator's patron

I screen shot it as well. I screen shot it as well This is a guy who goofs on everyone's grammar I've if somebody sends him a super chat. He doesn't like that person. He goes let me school you and he gets real smug Let me school you on your grammar. He wrote to patron. I screen shot it as well That's a sentence, Sean. You think that's a sentence. Now, look at what he's got underneath this. Let me blow it up, make it a little bit easier for everyone to see. So he is showing, and this is like a Google doc

that he sent to Patreon to have my Patreon taken down. He's still proud of that for some reason. Bonus number 35, easy for you to say part five, that MP3. Now, producer Cress. You were on this episode with me. Sure. What do you think that is? Do you think that's Suthering John's complete audiobook? Or do you think it's something else? I think it's a screenshot. So what this is is what I called the audio file. Here's something that John doesn't

understand. Every single episode I put out that's an audio file is a dot MP3. Every single one, every episode on our Patreon, supercast, our regular feed, the files are a dot MP3 that I upload to a server to a hosting server and then people can load it on there, whatever machine they're listening to it on. When it says easy for you to say part five, that'd be three. That is the file that I named that was our episode, the fifth installment of us goofing on John's book.

All right. There is the MP3, now you notice it says MP3. That's not the normal Carl show. And yes, it is. Every fucking show I put out is it that be three it's out of way file those would be too large it's an at B3 B3 that's not the normal Carl show and MP3 is that's when you click on it and it gives you the audio and that's what was up there but hold on a second you put it back for a

minute is I had a couple of questions about it. There's a couple of questions I have here. And John, don't get all mad at me. I'm just gonna ask you some questions because there's some things on this. I just don't understand. So please explain to me. Because what I'm looking at here says,

here's the empty three of it on your creator's Patreon, ice screen, shout it as well. Okay, bonus number 35, easy for you to say part five. That's the name of his episode. Yeah, thank you, Vitty. It doesn't take a smart guy obviously to figure that out. And Johnson cares the proof. And meanwhile, he's showing what he sent to Patreon to get my Patreon taken down, which is a dick move, but he's proud of it. Only John would be this wrong and this proud of himself, even when he's this wrong. So this is more of what he sent in to Patreon and Vinnie pointing out that maybe he got duped that paragraph after that. So it's hilarious. Yeah, I think that's

what we're getting into. Okay, very, very good. Well, hold on a second. Can you put that back up real quick? Yeah, okay. What I didn't get is it says, here are four more shows with my books audio. I've already consulted my attorney, Michael Pawak, he's struck to me that this is not I repeat not fair use. Okay. Yes, thank you for reading that, Vitty, because look at this. Here are four more shows with my books audio.

I'm already selling my attorney, Michael Pawak, and he he's instructing me that this is not, I repeat, not fair use. That's not how people write. No. First off, you didn't say it once. So you can't repeat it. This is not, I repeat, not fair use is retarded. And secondly, the fact that there's four other shows containing your books audio is proof that it is fair use that I'm pulling clips from it and playing clips from it. Okay, those are all legitimate things. If you don't think it's fair use, you absolutely have. No, but my biggest problem is the MP3. Yeah, I just want what I write. Here is the MP3 on your greatest page. Like, what, I'm doing some diabolical fucking plan. Here I don't think that here.

Here's what I think, here's what I think could be a possibility that I don't think you want to acknowledge. And I think someone was fucking it's you. I think that this is it was a spoof page of Patreon that somebody made that they sent you to because it's really easy to do. Vinnie, me and my friend paid whatever $5. They both went on there to look and see what things that would be considered a violation

of terms of service. That was one and the other was saying, but on my kid. Okay, first off Not against the terms of service of patreon saying that john's kids sound like losers I read through the terms of service. It's that nothing about southern john's off sprig Also you and your friend with your five bucks. It would be one or the other in john's world That's a thing. Yeah. When John started off, he said that his friend sent him a screenshot and then we all went, well, it's really easy to like Photoshop and I should have made a manipulator web page in real time

and I put it right into his face and he goes, well, I saw two, so now he's changed his tune, pretending that he saw it too and they both have seen this happen. Neither of them can find the screenshot. And John's got this excuse. He goes, convenient. He goes, well, my buddy's in Mexico right now,

but he goes, like, literally, that's what he says. When he gets back, he's gonna see if he forget to pack his screenshot. Yeah, when he's in fact the screenshot with them, maybe when he gets back, he'll have it. And he goes, dog ate his screenshot. And he goes, I was looking forward on my computer, but maybe that's a five-max journal drive to find,

like, no, look, and find the screenshot that he keeps talking about, where I ripped off his book and and this is all because he didn't want it like because when somebody joins your Patriot and you see who it is a joint, right? Yes, so it can't be him so he has to know he did join my patreon Oh, Jenny yep the people who say did John even join cross patreon? He did he's the only person ever blocked He went on my patreon, found all the episodes about easy for you to say, and then message Patreon directly and said, I want all these taken down.

So I'm like, well, I'm fuck you, I'm a block. I'm the out of these five bucks. This is not productive, but I didn't say go fuck it or what. Smart. But that's not even why I'm mad at John. And I need to explain this to him. And I hope he's watching this. I hope he has the attention span to watch this whole thing.

It's gonna be a little bit of a segment here. But John thinks that I mad at him for talking about a copyright strike. You did that on YouTube for me. You did that on Patreon. That's not my major issue with John. My major issue is when he tried to get my Patreon taken down because we were tied to a discord server where guys like QZ who like to be ads lords were using gamer words like the ad bomb. And that is against. So what did say you know, I'm just kidding, I wasn't

it. I wanted to see this is a gotcha piece on huge. I put on this stupid bits just a huge. He's not the problem here. And thankfully, Vinnie actually goes bitch just to, no, he was not the problem here. And thankfully Vinnie actually goes, you know, Johnny, you might have gotten doved on this one, you know, cause Vinnie, I got some words for him in a minute, but he's like kissing John's ass all over the place. But thankfully on this one, Vinnie goes,

yeah, you know, you know, you know, you might have gotten do, people are trying to goof on you and fool you and stop. It's highly possible and even likely That is what the the case is So here's more on on that now if I find the screenshot Then you can add more evidence, but the point is if Carl so but hurt that I tried to take him down He can at least say well. I understand

considering that John, John saw this link on his own, and maybe, let's say you're right, someone doof me. But at least you can say, and LazyK should admit that okay, now I understand, and he shouldn't be a dick anymore anymore and fucking attack my kids. Do I attack John's kids? Is that a thing I do? We're all getting sick of it, Carl. Leave the kids alone. He's baiting me. He wants me to go after his kids. That's the only way you say things like that.

John wants everyone to go after his kids. Yeah. It's more of a roundup about other people that shit on his kids. It's just like, we'll bring you to this kid. No one's talking about his kids. No, nobody cares about John's kids. Nobody cares about, I think his family's lovely.

I think John's a shithead. Yeah. His family's fine. I'm leaving his family out of this. I'm not gonna take the bait. You want, this is what John's trying to do. He wants me to the victim so bad. So he's like, well, go, I can talk with my kids.

If he says it enough times, I'll be like, yeah, your kids. So he's trying to get me to talk about his kids so that he can then be the victim and go, oh, what was me, Carl's talking about my kids. He's the one who keeps bringing up his fucking kids over and over and over again. All we do is go on and want a shitty product he has, what a terrible podcast, what a terrible broadcast he has,

how funny he is, how unwitty he is, I got a bunch of examples coming up, and he goes, they're talking about my kids, we're not, we're talking about you, John. John will let us. We're complimenting them. They're smart because they've left you behind. Yes, right, They have a-

They succeeded in spite of this. Yeah. They 86 John and they have a new family now and they're doing very well. So this whole thing where it's like, oh, it's about my family. It's not about your family. Okay, and then John goes, well, Carl should at least admit that I got duped and I should be mad about that. No, okay. That's not a thing that I care about. You getting duped thinking that I've posted your book. Yeah, we wouldn't be able to keep up with you being duped and I should be mad about that. I don't know. Okay. That's not a thing that I care about. You getting duped thinking that I posted your book. Yeah, we wouldn't be able to keep up with you being duped.

There's so many better things. Correct. Correct. So, this is insane because after all of this, we just saw all the theatrics, all the acting, he's so upset, he's still mad, there's all this going on. Turns out, he's still mad. There's all this going on. Turns out he's over it. Well, not over. I'm past the MP3 part of it all.

I've been past that since I've been taken down. What's my biggest issue is that you said to me, that's the reason why he's so pissed to me. And also he said it too. And I said, well, that's because you took, but there's obviously, let's just say at the very least I'm misunderstood so at the very least yes I should be then given the benefit of the doubt and this motherfucker should stop the fucking onslaught on me every fucking second of the way.

I don't know where he's arguing anymore. What did you do to this guy? He sounds like a jilted lover. Dude what is he talking about? He's over us posting his books supposedly, which we didn't do. But he's over it. He's over it. Oh, okay, since when? You've been bitching about it ever since you thought it happened.

That's not being over it. So now he's saying he doesn't want me to go find him anymore. Okay. He's like, well, he should stop goofing on me. He's told me he doesn't care many times. He's probably not many times. He doesn't care publicly, man. You goofing on me. He's told me he doesn't care many times. He's probably not very time. He's not a care publicly, man.

You could goof on me. I could take it. I mean, he's like, I'm gonna put music in the back. You guys can't make fun of me. It's not making fun of me. Put on a goofproof shield. I don't know. I don't even know what he wants people to do anymore.

He wants me part of the devil verse and embrace it. He wants us talking about him. He's the goat. This is how he makes his money now We doesn't want me making fun of him So what am I supposed to do? We're not he doesn't like me. We can't join forces I in the meantime, I say we just make fun of them. Is that okay? Yeah, let's do that until he gives us more clear direction

All right, so the thing about John, he's so bad at interpersonal relationships. I don't think he has actual friends. I know he hangs out with guys at the pub. I know he's friends with guys from high school still, but he doesn't have real friends that he's in actual friend new relationships with until Vinnie comes around. But John doesn't understand how this works.

Well, I really found him a little about you Vinnie. Please. Carl called him mother. I mean Carl, Carl fucking said horrible shit about your wife. I call Carl's mom a cut at a live show. Alright, Vinnie, so you're a Carl Apologist. Well, no, it's, I have a relationship with the guy and we fuck with each other mercilessly

and sometimes we have both been known to go over the line with each other. Well, that's not true. Yeah. It was never upset with you, Benny, for a guy about the seaword and you know I was joking that your wife's a sweetheart and I would, I have no problem with your wife at all.

She's awesome. And John doesn't even understand this. He doesn't understand ball-blasting. He doesn't get it at all. He's just like, I don't know what your friend's is, Carl. This is a theme for this episode. John does not want me and Vinnie to be friends anymore. Well, right.

That's one of John's things. Who's a lot of your friends with who? If you're friends with me, and you can't be friends with someone, so and so. And so and so does that. And you got to do this. I was watching surviving the news today and yes I was doing a wonderful job of

Rounding up like why like all these little gambits that John plays where if you're his friend You can't be friends with any of his enemies correct and it's no way to live life That's how John thinks because he's a child This is a children thing that they're allowed to well actually. That's how John thinks, because he's a child. This is how children think that they're allowed to, well actually, it's how narcissists think. That you can manipulate other people's relationship with other people.

That is not under your control at all, sir. You are in control of you. A narcissist thinks that they can dictate to other people how to behave and who to be friends with. I think that Phil Almmore does a very good job. I don't even understand having enemies. Yeah. What's that like, dude?

Phil does such a great job. I'll, I'm just like, is, um, Gladys pointing with his emphasis finger and that is prostate stimuli and finger. Yes. It's the little things. All right. So, John's been sending a lot of text messages to Vinnie. Watch Vinnie's face.

It says it all in this clip. I couldn't the other night because I was working. I was at the club and we were coming right in. I mean text was saying you Vinnie, and you didn't respond to one of them. You are correct, I didn't. And also on Saturday. You're a little bitch.

This is the same face I make a job. I was just like, well, I said you all these times you couldn't even call me back, you're being a bitch. No, you're being the bitch. Yeah. You understand that? If you text someone multiple times, they don't text you back, leave it alone. Yeah. She's just not that into you. side. Could you ask Vinnie to be believe his voice meals on so potentially John could leave him voice messages that could somehow be sent forward to the show. And also, is Vinnie standing this whole time? Yes, yes, this is his exercise. Talk to

each other. He's doing stand-ups. So Vinnie then explains to John that he has no time to talk about John versus Carl on football Sunday. Vinnie was working Saturday night, John's texting him, call me, all this kind of shit, and then he doesn't call him on Sunday because Vinnie, like me, doesn't want to get into it with settling John on Sundays on Sunday. I just want to watch, you know, Vinny's watching the stupid dolphins. I'm watching the stupid dolphins where I'll just watch the stupid dolphins. And we don't want to talk to John. So then Vinny brings up what happened in the Giants Bills game Sunday night. And I didn't pull this clip, but it's so funny because Vinny's like,

Oh man, your Giants, they got screwed. That call at the end of the game and John's like, wow, all happened. John was so, that's his team the Giants all he cares about. He was so hammered. He doesn't even know what happened at the end of the game that the bills won. Ha ha. 14 to 9. And remember he's on the West Coast. Now for me it was 11 o'clock at night. Yeah I remember what happened. I knew it was 8 o'clock at night for him. He passed out drunk. And he's just like, dude, and then they had that call and just like, just like, oh, yeah, why'd that call? Yeah.

Jesus Christ. To Hughes' point, could you imagine hearing those voice mails though? There'd be the angry one and then, hey, it's me. I'm sorry about that last one. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Probably back.

For sure. Okay, so now John is claiming that I doxed him. Now this goes back to, this is the big reason why John was mad at me on Saturday. It's because, mothering Jay, who used to do very good work, I would DM him from time to time when I had a scoop and I would say, hey, post this on Twitter because I heard this information about John.

And the big thing was John was claiming he bought a house in New Mexico, five bedroom house, when really he was buying a house in Florida. So all I did is I sent mothering Jay a DM and I said, hey, John is trying to get a misdirection going. He's not going to New Mexico. He's going to Florida. but you can post it. And the reason why I did that is because John was lying. If John wasn't lying in the first place,

if he didn't have this misdirection going, or he's like, I'm buying a house in New Mexico, he'll have to do that. There's no reason to do that. He's just lying. So it makes people like me go up, John's lying. Let's fucking get it out there. So John got very upset with me

because whoever took over monitoring J's account is now posting the DMs that I sent and showing that I sent this information. And John calls that doxing. It was just retarded. So apparently John is saying that just by saying what state he was buying a house in Florida makes it very easy for someone to find out

exactly where he lives. a house in Florida, makes it very easy for someone to find out exactly where he lives. And many even says, John, it's not Docs, he's not giving out your address. Same thing. It's the same thing as giving out my address by saying what state it is. Now, if you zoom out to country, right? Like, let's say I said that Lucie Typebox lives

in the United States of America. Would that be Docxing you? No, probably not, right? Like there's a lot of there's like 350 million people live in the US. You're one of them. Now what's the more granular thing that you can zoom in on after country state? You're still zoomed way in the fuck out. You're still 20 million people in the state of Florida.

And I mentioned that, Hey, John is buying a house in Florida. And he considers that doxing. John, the same guy who, when he was bragging about the house that he bought was pulling up the zillow that showed his exact address on his own stream and doxed himself. Like, that's what doxing is. Like, people can see exactly where he lived. But he's claiming that I doxam just by saying Florida.

Not true. That's how that works at all. Well, you probably, you probably is the only John in Florida. He's a very uncommon name. Very uncommon and Melendez. You kidding me? There's no Hispanic people in Florida. Not a single one.

Yeah, so definitely no Porta reconferred. No Cubans. So yes, the only Melendez you're ever going to find in Florida. Okay. And he's the guy that walks around wearing the Tamei-cho bomber jacket. That's a thing. John is so quick to take photos with fans at the pub or whatever.

He has no problem with any of that. People recognize him, he's happy to sign autographs or do whatever. Any of those people can say, hey, I ran in the Stuttering John, it's Stevie Tomatoes. Oh, it gets off the plane for Myers and the crowd is rushing him, remember? Right. Yes. And he's taking foes himself with his blue moon beer

at 8 a.m. and he's doing all these things. It's like, you're not trying to hide yourself. The only time people can't find you is when you claim to be in Jamaica. You're nowhere to be found in Jamaica. Other than that, it's pretty easy to find this fucking guy, but I have to want to do a toxic of, okay.

So then we get back into this idea that I was talking about John reaching out to Patreon directly, trying to get my Patreon taken down, which is my main source of income. And the reason why I was not because of copyright, again, I'll mention it because John has forgotten this. And the reason why was not because of copyright, again, I'll mention it because John has forgotten this. He was trying to be taken down because of the connection to our discord server where people who aren't me were saying words that are bad. Okay.

That was the whole premise behind him taking me down. Surely was the one who was involved and he was trying to get my Twitter taken down like this is now call calls that enact the violence except when it comes to Julie. What say you? Well, here's my question. And here's the thing that you have to think about. The devil verse revolves around the dabble. And the dabble verse revolves around getting reactions out of the dabble that would be

you. Dan putting out this fake swastika thing and getting you to post it was definitely a prank that they were pulling. My question is this and I don't think I've ever asked you this and I was just thinking about it while you were saying it. My question is this, and I don't think I've ever asked you this, and I was just thinking about it while you were saying it. Did you actually have anybody try to strike your channel for that? Did you have actual complaints about that? No, because it's not against the terms of service. This is the thing that John is trying to equate these two things as being equal. John was trying to goof on Anthony Cumia, and

the person who was creating this hilarious joke for John was actually a fan of Shuleys, not John's. And so Shuley knew that they hit a Schwarzenegger on the thing and John posted it with the Schwarzenegger on it. So John thinks that they were trying to get my life ruins. Like no, it's a prank. You can't get taken off a Twitter. You can't get taken off a YouTube. No one has shown more Schwarzenegger over the last month than Southern John. I'm the internet. Like literally this guy, that's all he does. That's a big fan. Yeah, he's obviously a big fan of the movement.

That's all he does. But John's trying to equate this thing that I wasn't a part of, but the reason I, the fact I'm not denouncing Shuley, he wasn't really a part of it, either some other person doing it. But for whatever reasons, the same thing as John reaching out to Patreon,

directly at my Patreon, taking down because of connections to my Discord server. Completely different than John. People were pranking you and you fell for it because you're fucking idiot. Very, very fucking different. I was trying to get your livelihood taken away from you, or your income taken away, whatever that might be. So more on this. Lazy K won't call that and act the violence whereas he called what up me and act the violence when I try and get the MP3 taken off of this site. That is being a hypocrite. Carl just texted me and he said Vinnie please stop being a fat boring idiot. Vinnie, please stop being a fat-born idiot. That is true.

I did text that, Joe Dury. I'm kind of so lazy, Kay, think that was an act of hilarity. Yeah. I would imagine that's what I was thinking. Okay. Okay. So actually, you know what? Left-support, John, for calling you that anti-Semitic word?

Lazy? Kay. Oh, okay. I know what Kay's dance were. for calling you that anti-Semitic word. Lazy? Okay. Oh, okay. I know what case that's for. Carl. Am I right? Yeah, but he doesn't know that. He, everybody knows it's stuttering,

John is saying this because he has a problem with minorities. And that's why he hits his ex-wife. We obviously all know that. So John has changed the parameters of this argument to where I'm just upset because there was an MP3 that he wanted to take him down, which is not the case at all. Okay. So now this is where John tries to convince Vinny to not be friends with me anymore.

By the way, your call is not funny. So, I don't know, did you find that funny? No, I just thought it would be funny to call about protect city that. I can't write a healing in this life. You know what he has to do now? You know what his next consequence is, God. He got another consequence last week.

He has to do a stand-up act in front of people that card up and I write for him. So if you want to say, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, him bomb at his own. You don't know how to write a joke. And you know what he's going to do is you're going to go to Jackie's joke book and just fucking try and like you know reword those horrible jokes. Well I think Cardiff is really excited about writing his set form so I'm not going to take that away from the potato. Cardiff is like me. I like Cardiff too and so March 10th, yeah, I've been here with cool man. I, yeah, John, I hear, well, I needed a break from all this shit and if that offended you that I didn't respond back right away, that was not the best move on my part. I'll admit that. I'm man enough to admit that.

I'm glad that we're cool. Yeah, we are cool, but I'm admit that. I'm man enough to admit that. I'm glad that we're cool. Yeah, we are cool, but I'm telling you, you know what? Fucking, you know, get rid of that weight. Lose this fucking prick. I'll do the creep off with you. Don, you wouldn't know where to start doing the creep off with. Yes, sir. You're so crazy trying to do the creep off with me. I will be glad to do an episode of the creep off with you.

Any time you want to bring some clips, I got clips, I got gear. Even Vinnie's laughing at the time. So John's trying to replace me. I'm Vinnie's show right now. The guy who thought he was going to get Arty Lang's chair. You got, yeah. No, he's trying to think of my job as a creep off. I mean, no offense of you or Vinnie, but I know.

He's insane. He's a job on the creep. I mean, no offense of you or Vinnie, but I know. He's insane. He's, bing, bing, bing. Hey, Cardiff. Yeah, ha, ha, ha. Hello. Oh, hello, hello. So, John is saying he doesn't want you to write

my stand-up bit for me. Well, also, let me ask you this, Cardiff, because now, Vityus changes to, oh, the consequence is, me and Cardiff aren't writing Carl Santa fact. I thought it was Cardiff writing my act. Are you in video now? Calabric on this? Well, I may have to I may have to consult with a professional comedian to get some

pointers. Why? I know the whole point was making me look stupid and foolish. Yeah. Well, there's a few directions we can go. So yes, that's one of them. Okay. It's definitely one of them. All right. So this is the first of many times that John tells Vinnie to stop being my friend. Here's another example. What I'm telling you Vinnie, I'm telling you this, just drop Carl and we'll be buds. John, John, why do you do this?

Why are you doing this today? Yeah. Why are you do this? Why are you doing this to me? Yeah. Why are you doing this? John thinks that people are desperate to be his friend. No one is. I promise you that. Don't want to be your friend, John. All you do is take. You're annoying. And see, they're him or me. All right. It's him. Yeah. What do you think's going to have? I'm Vinnie and I have known each other for a very long time. We do a show together We hang out a couple times a week and John's gone. All right, you got to pick right now. It's like well It's pretty

You lose pretty silly. It's a pretty silly thing that well Carl when I look When I do a pros and consles with Vinnie every week under suburb to surfing we do a carls pro and con list And when we get to the part where it's called your wife a bitch. There's one for Carl After suburb it is surfing. We do a Carl's pro and con list. And when we get to the part where it's called your wife a bitch, there's one for Carl and zero for John. So, I mean... So that's a W for Carl or...

There's that! Alright, so maybe I should be so cocky about it as what you're saying. Yes. Alright, good point. Very nice. So, John has a new nickname for Vinnie, he calls him the Apologist. Yeah.

That's a new thing that he likes to do. And so he came on. It's kind of my thing. He came on and he wrote a new song about me. So this is Tuesday's episode, Cardiff joins later on, but he comes on and he sings a new song about me. So this is Tuesday's episode, Cardiff joins later on, but he comes on and he sings this new song and it's to the song yesterday by the Beatles called Lady Kay.

And he does it in a way that the music overpowers the vocals, you can't hear the vocals at all. Is it in tune, I hope? Well, he's not playing it on the guitar. He's a pre-recorded track that he's singing to. But he has no idea how to mix it in real time or anything that's going on. So you can't even understand what he's saying or anything.

And he's so fucking proud of himself. And I can just see, you know how we've been talking about Bloney Factory has been putting together these things with Carl from AquaTin Yeah, and they're playing real audio job, but having Carl from AquaTin saying it's great. I can see Carl from AquaTin saying this Yeah, I thought of that one this morning Took me literally seconds to write. All right.

So I'm not going to play you the clip where he sings and you can't hear the lyrics at all. So he someone tells him in the chat, we couldn't hear what you were saying. Can you sing it again or try to try something? Please. You didn't see the part where I got him to sing it again without the music? Yes. You did later on in the show, but before that, he did it again. He's done three times.

Two on chords. Yes, and so let's check this out. Now, there's one thing I know about parody songs. It's, you wanna crime as many jokes in this possible. And the last thing you wanna do is repeat a verse or a chorus because those aren't new jokes. We've already heard that. All right, let's see what John does with us. Music too loud, you can't hear the vocal.

Lauren, try again. I don't know if that's true. It is. Let's see if it's true. You know what, how about I just do it after Bella? All right. All right. I don't need to add on needing music. Al Capoeira. All right. Our name is Man on Needing Music. You ready? Yep. Al Capoeira. Here we go. Lady Kaye. I don't care if you are straight. Okay. It doesn't really matter to me either way, to me, oh, be lady K. Four lines. I don't care if you're straight or gay, I guess was the joke line in that, because everything else was filler. Doesn't matter to me either way, you'll always be lady K. Oh, you don't think lady K is hilarious, though?

Well, no. Okay. I mean, I don't think any of these are jokes. It's just a heartfelt sentiment. All right. All right. Let's not analyze too deeply. Let's watch the genius at work. I want to play. Okay. You're such a dweeb. Look how you sip your beer with those snaggle teeth. I sip my beer on my lips. If I was using my teeth to drink my beer, it'd be messy. Your glasses would all be broken. Yes, he was incorrect.

You open your beer with your teeth. And they're in a can. Very good. Why don't you realize that you are a creep and go away Delay Okay, hmm not one of those was a rhyme. No, but he wants me to go away now that's News to me when I'm supposed to go

All right, it's just good stuff. I love this all right. I thought you would I you enjoyed all that improv earlier John as you wrote this out as a springsteen fan. You would. Why are you so obsessed with me every single day? Why not get a life and just deal with your tooth decay. Yeah. Yeah. All right. So you probably met the tally one. No.

You guys like that. That was a good one. Sorry. I didn't realize you were struggling with it. I'm not. I feel bad. It's out of thing. All right.

But the other thing too is he goes, I'm obsessed with him. I talk about him every day. I can't keep up with him. I'm playing shit from two or three days ago. Today he was on his show. He went on and measured his company last night. And Kevin goes, you want money for this? And John goes, yeah, whatever you think,

it's worth, you know, kind of thing. So John comes on today and immediately starts bitching. The Kevin only gave him a hundred bucks. He's like, what the fuck? This guy only gave me a hundred bucks. Like, well, Chad, you told him, if you wanted more money, he asked you. You could have told him at that point.

There's so much to talk about, Jack. Keep up. Surely he's the guy to talk to him on every day. I can't do it. Keep up, please. Okay. I was listening to Phil's show, I already mentioned. And he was talking about how John is kind of giving Kevin a pass.

Like, he gave Kevin a pass. Like he gave Kevin a lot of space. It still be like in business with him because when he first came back, Kevin gave him way too much money. Three thousand dollars. So now for John to just be like, oh, there's a hundred dollars. I went from three grand to a hundred.

That's the way he sees it. Yeah, he's bitching about it. Yeah. Yeah. Lady K. Why do you sip your beer in that dainty way? It doesn't matter to me if you're straight or gay, but it's time for you to go away.

So I'll just point out as far as song parodies go, we've gotten a lot better submissions on WATP from listeners because they know not to just repeat the same thing over and over again, which wasn't the funny the first time, but then you repeat it again. You don't even need that third verse, you're just gonna repeat the same shit you've already said.

Just pointing that out. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you very much, ladies and gentlemen. I appreciate it. Please feel free to super chat. Thank you. You know, I mean, you know, I mean, here I am.

This is called creative content. Something that these assholes can't seem to do. You see, I could come up with funny original things that I do. You say? Fadi. Oh, no. Why are you so fat? All right, I always centered perfectly in that poster behind Where it looks like he's actually using that mic and he's thinking you are lose up Mark David Chapman getting his hand on some bullets wasn't as bad for the Beatles that song Did he did he do a did version with the music? He did, yeah.

So he owns the copy right to Yash today by the Beatles as well. That's a thought he thinking. He goes, I don't want to original here. He just did a parody out of yesterday. It's like that's not, or was it all, you didn't write that melody or anything. It's just the opposite of that. So you know he's mad at Fanny Patty, Patrick Melton, nobody likes onions, because he's the opposite of that. So you know he's mad at fatty, patty. Patrick Melton, nobody likes onions.

Because he's the reason why his channel got struck or suspended for a week, because John sent him the link, thinking that just because Patrick Melton doesn't like Shuley, that he would then like John, not the case. Patrick Melton doesn't like Shuley or John. Now, Patrick Melton. Thank you.

Sorry, yeah, Patrick Melton. Thank you. Sorry, yeah, yeah. Patrick Melton. Obsessed much. Yeah. What did I say? Patrick Melton. Michael. Patrick Melton.

Patrick Melton. Doesn't like either one. Snaggle tooth teeth must have gotten away. Must have happened. Yes. So I'll let beer go into your dinty head. Patty. Patty, Patty.

Sent me the correspondence that he had with uh Stuttering John and uh you know he wrote Oh, right man not cool man That was wrong I've never done shit to you If you call yourself a man so Patrick mountain explains that well you just sent me the link and I just put it out on the internet I didn't do anything to you Instead you get me struck the punishment doesn't fit the crime. I add lived a song fatty patty

I wasn't hateful and created no harm towards you I sent you a link because I was Applauding you on calling the shit way out for lying. What did, what you did was racist, comma, and wrong. Because sometimes racist is right. Yeah. Yeah, it's just man. He's such a f***** idiot.

Far right. Yeah, it's fun. Oh, so this is the last thing I wanted to show you is that John wrote, when you fuck with my money period, I fuck with you, comma, wait. This is the guy, someone's at the door. This is the guy who calls it, I've worked for the fucking grammar and punctuation

and everything else. And he writes, when you fuck with my body period, not a sentence. So is it, Spurg, what does that mean? Aspergars. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that Patrick Mountain wrote back. I didn't do anything to your channel.

Good luck spurg. Topped this out. Sean's such a fucking idiot. He's the worst. All right, let's talk about the fact that John is not paying the money that he owes to Alex time. John and Alex to the show together were John explained that the braves are going to win the world series and decided to egg Alex into a bet hundred dollars that they would win the

world series and Alex got everyone else. The braves got knocked out of the playoffs by the Phillies. So they're not going to win the World Series. So let's see. Well, John pay his bet because you would think all John talks about when I made the bet about OJ and you know, OJ signing his knife question and John wanted me to pay him immediately

even though he had no proof, but it was good enough that his friends that he did. So it must have happened. He was mad that he didn't pay him already. But if John knows someone money, I'm sure he'd be the standup guy and pay off immediately. Why do you care about Alex thine's money? Why don't you worry about your own money off this seriously, orifice?

Why are you so obsessed with Alex Stein? I don't like Alex Stein. I don't recall making any bet with him. And if I did, it's when we were on speaking terms. And now we're not. So I'm not paying. As soon as I lost. No.

I'll be the great juicer. Okay. I lost. No. I'll be the grape juice set. Okay. I'm not paying. What do you think? Get out of my apples. I think you're a hypocrite. You bet, Alxtane, 100 bucks at the Brave to win the World Series. You lost out of your bet. Pay the piper.

Or is this another one of your lies? Not a lie. I'm just not paying them. Pfft. Ha ha ha ha. Ha ha. It's being very upfront about that. Telling the truth that I've met with Stuttering John is worth. Yeah, well that's why when John wanted to bet me about the Yankees making the playoffs,

I didn't touch it. Cause I knew I was gonna win, he wouldn't pay me. And the fact that he goes, we're not speaking terms, I wasn't speaking terms with John when I paid him the money that I owed him for our bet. Yeah. That's nothing to do with anything. You made a bet with someone you gotta pay him. And he wouldn't shut the fuck up about it. John, you're a fucking hypocrite with this one.

This is brutal. Well, to be fair, Alex did send him a camera that he's not able to use. So Alex still owes him a camera. That's the other thing too. Alex Stein is a nothing but be gracious to John. He wants to send him up with trips to DC and to where he is in Dallas.

He wants to help out John. He sent him equipment to help make a show better and in return John goes, I don't like this guy. I'm not paying him. Yeah. Wow. How convenient for you. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, at least if Veneen I know is how to get John off his back making obvious bad with them Yes, John won't pay it up and then he never talked to you again It's win-win March 10th can't come up. Yeah, I'm gonna say that's kind of a bad Stuttering John live dot com for tickets. Yeah, good luck with that So now John decides to go to the hackverse, which is a subreddit, and he's gonna start looking through that.

And then he finds things he doesn't like, which is always funny. Look, this is what they focus on. Stuttering John just tried to snipe the shit network. Realize he was two hours late and quit in less than five minutes. Nice one, meant some mind. Yeah, okay. I'm supposed to know this guy.

I'm supposed to know when the shit way he does his shit show. Yeah, it's Monday through Friday at 9 a.m. Eastern time every single fucking day and John's the one who likes to snipe it. Yeah, so he should know when it's on. He's left this up on his YouTube channel. I'm going right to his YouTube channel right now. Yeah, to watch him fail at this. Well, to be very still on Jamaica time. Is that what's going on? Oh fuck you. They're really are cracking down on it lately. I would like to recommend everybody you've had their odd blockers and that might click bit when it might not be able to play

this. I was hoping I could... Yeah. Sniped to do his payah, but he's not on. What the... The... The shit network shut down? There's no do's payah. He's not alive. I thought he goes live at 8 o'clock. Where is the do's payah? Not your time, telling me those pay you. How do you not know?

Well, I don't think he's not I don't think he's going live today. What can I tell you? He'll never figure it out. He's so Oh Six a.m. I got I understand now. I'll be 9 minus 3. Yeah. John, do you not realize why everyone makes fun of you? You're fucking moron. How do you not realize that holy shit? Even when he just goes to the hack for a sub right?

Not necessarily about him. He sees people goof around just like well, what the fuck? What's the top? I would think you're a boob step in on rakes. Yes, funny things hilarious Now the other thing I have to talk about is This supposed IQ test between Blind Mike Geary and Suthering John Melendez. Because guess what? It's not gonna work out.

Just decided he's not doing it. I know. Everyone's shocked. He's not gonna pay the Betty O's Elkstein. He's not gonna go through with the IQ test that he agreed to. It was his idea with Blind Mike. What a fucking cunt. Do you think he actually knows what IQ stands for?

No, I guarantee he does not. He doesn't even know what a realistic IQ is. He said he was 160. Well, originally he said 165. Right, he said 165, he's a lot of Steven Hawking and he goes, what 160? I'm off the shot. He's fucking, he's so fucking stupid he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's in one, he's him to lie. He doesn't like to lie. I don't know if you know that. I don't lie. I don't like to lie.

Blind Mike, thanks for the 20 bucks. The challenge was your idea. Yeah. You also wanted to be on your terms. How would you setting it up? Be working for me. Claim me you want to do this and refusing to put work in for it was very on brand. Also you blocked me. Did I really? Oh yes, I did. That's right. I just blocked your on foot. Because I don't want to hate your nonsense.

And that's what you're gonna mean. You're really blind. It's blind, Mike. Is he really blind? Yes. He's really blind. It's again. Are you really retarded?

Oh, Jesus. Is he really blind? Yes. I's really blind. It's again. Are you really retarded? Jesus is he really blind. Yes, I don't know I don't you know what forget about it. Okay, there you go. I don't care about it. Oh So it vanished You know what any world will say You've had your 15 minutes. I'm done with you. It's more than 15 minutes. It's on who are these socials every Thursday. Yeah, it's a quality show.

This week on 5 p.m. We're doing an hour earlier. Thanks for 20 bucks. But now I don't, it doesn't matter. Let's just forget about the IQ test. I don't think they want it. How convenient. Okay.

How convenient for you, John. I'm sick of talking about that. Oh, we're fucking. You want to just fucking get some fame. Oh, oh, my man was using you. What you challenging to do when I cute, Tess, he was using you, John. Okay.

I'm not a prop in your play. It's hilarious to me. John challenges Mike and IQ. Does he says I'll bet your 10,000 to your 1000, which proves he's a low IQ individual. It's a dumb bad. He's gonna, I know I have a higher IQ than you and I will do this bet. And then why Mike is following up on this? When we do in this, how are we doing this? Hackrize and follow up. I can help you out. How do I get that thing? How do you do it? How do you do that? Hackride all over your ass.

No, you don't. So these guys are following up with Jon and Jon. It's like, you know what? That's enough. I'm not even gonna do it. You got what you wanted out of this. No, we did. We want to prove you're in it.

It's the IQ test. Right. Just turn over to 10 grand then. Because those were the stakes. And your... Oh, shit. Or you want me 10 grand. Yeah. You can want me 10 grand.

Yeah. You could try and win one. I don't know if your mom has a thousand dollars later around that she could pay a wide mic with. Don't go after my family. So I just thought that that was the biggest hypocrite pussy move. You could possibly see he renegs on the bet with Alex sign and then he's got a bet going wide mic. He renegs on the bet with Alex Sin and then he's got a bet go with blind Mike. He renegs on that Like just not a man of his word. There's no reason to even talk to the sky the reason why we start talking about Chad Zuma because when he admitted he just lies all the time like oh well, then you're boring. Yeah, Chad is a wonderful person and Disguised on all available Fuzz kind of garbage

He was the I played the clip on the show. I'm sure you saw it where Chad even know where to go with it when you start my Anthony Kuhi's like yeah, I think Anthony should be Dad. He's so bad at broadcasting or being a comedian or being comical in any single fucking ways and more Rob. There's no idea what he's doing. Expect him back soon on a Christmas special. Okay, you know when I'm gonna email

Hughie stop platforming this guy All right, I have one more clip of Stuttering John that I just thought was important to play I Love Vinnie Paulino. I'll say it once I'll say it again He's a good man Vote for Carl at the creepepoff.com, everyone, because many in Cardiff are team-stuttering John. In case anyone was wondering,

what's going on with these guys? Team-stuttering John Melendez. We know where our bread is buttered. Yeah, is that where all the money's coming from? Do it. Show us how much money is John paidton for being a co-host? Zero. He's paid you fucking zero for it.

No. He paid DG zero. He pays rich and old Jenna zero. And then he bitches would come and bring him give him a hundred dollars for being a guest on his show. When come and bring him all to zero. You don't understand what I'm getting out of it. Yeah, what are you getting out of it?

Fame and fortune. Yeah, a lifelong friendship. So Phil Elmar, as we were talking about, he made a video called, lie down with Senator Johnnie, get up with Fleece about Vinnie Paulino specifically. And I'm not gonna play, he makes him brilliant points about Vinnie Paulino being

a piece of shit in a scumbag. I'm not gonna play those. He also makes a brilliant point about Vinnie Paulino being a piece of shit in a scumbag. I'm not gonna play those. He also makes a brilliant point about Vinnie the lawyer. And just the essence of Vinnie the lawyer and what a piece of shit that guy is. A few other things happen today. I know on his show Vince the lawyer was on saying unkind things about me.

I got some tweets about it. I think Vince does this thing where he's trying to be funny but he's not funny so no one can tell and his humor is extremely dry and sarcastic. So he made some comments for instance about John absolutely having come back from Jamaica and very definitely having been in Jamaica and so when you're listening to Vince, you have to remember, it's always coming from a place of him trying to be funny, but you can't tell

because it isn't making you laugh. So just FYI. I thought that summed up Vince the lawyer perfectly. Definitely. He's trying to be funny, but it's hard to recognize that because you've never laughed at anything he's ever said. Yeah, I think that sums it up pretty well. Troll.

Pretty well done. Troll. We need to move on. We're going very long today. Annie is here. Oh, Annie. Oh, hello. Oh, hello.

Car if does not like this. The oddest. It win. To act to get. Well, well, we all pick B. Listen, I've been beaten up, which we've done. I've been beating up on Cardiff a little bit because there's affiliation with Stuttering John and what a sell-out he is.

But I will say this, he wasn't going to put together to catch Nellie and for us. Last minute he pulled one together for us. So thank you, Cardiff. A real professional. Yeah, because I can't imagine doing W-A-T-P without catching a fucking alien. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. An alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien? And you're creating that connection that maybe

you got busy and then fall up with or you people walked away and secure of the situation in and then and then without you know having to maybe be an idiot to the girl or guy and say hey did you have a good time the way you guys are doing it is they let you know and then you let the other person, oh, okay, boom. They're party, they're party. By the way, we also deliver all the bad news as tactfully as possible. And neither party need to do that.

So you go out on a date with one of our... You might need a haircut, John. You might need a haircut, you tell a guy, you know, it's got a grooming. You grooming, you grooming that. We've heard about it. There's been an unbelievable, sorry. If you're really like her, where blue, right?

And I would, you know, church board. Like, you know, we, we, we hand, I can't. If you really like her, where blue? Right? And I would, you know, I'm sure it's more like, you know, we, we, we, I can't tell how many people we've, basically, ended really. That's where all the bands of our clients. Well, you're probably saved a lot of people, Alamoni, and a lot of mass food. So we've also created tons of merit.

We've literally, one of my clients just sent me a photo of a seven-carat diamond engagement ring that he gave to one of them, a quimmy, even through the club. And that's the end game, really, to try to find a better pathway there, for people to find love them when they exist out. And so it's validating that we'll see those proof points.

Right, and especially now when you look at the data of the... What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, 80% of marriages end in divorce. 80% of marriages end in divorce. B, there's 12% less attractive women today. Next, with the reproduction rates down. Four, people are living longer.

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba. Lastly, there's less chance in getting People are living longer. Boba Boba Boba. Lastly, there's less chance in getting an STD to catch. Unable to try to find. Okay. I always go first. I'm going for live longer. Boba Boba Boba Boba.

I'm going to go to Lucy type box. What do you think? I gotta be honest, I think you're gonna get this one, but I'm gonna go with number 180% and the divorce. Based on your own experience. I love the divorces. Trucker Andy. Be.

You say 12% loss of track women these days. Let me head over to Huesy. What do you think? Give me that S-T-D. All right, Huesy says lastly, last chance for an S-T-D. Annie, what's a you? I think next reproduction breaks down.

All right, so I think we've covered everything at this point. I locked in four also. So producer Chris and I are both with Liv Logger. All right, well, Curtis lost. Moving out. Let's see. Oh, yeah.

Better. Let's see. And a better pathway there, you know, for people to find love them when they exist out. And so it's a validating that when we see those proof points. Right. And especially now when you look at the data of the reproduction rate down. Yes. That was of the reproduction rate down, 50% last time

we looked. Yeah, I'm sure. Holy shit. And he got that one. I think so. I think we're partially to blame for that. Yeah. Good boy.

You know, waiting longer. So now this gives while they're on the phone all day long, they can actually have a real dating app. And obviously it goes without saying, but just to put it out there, you've verified the men too. Yeah, both. Yeah, absolutely. Because we need to make sure that it's a safe environment. The dating app industry in the United States is roughly three or four billion dollars a year. And then globally, it's like six or seven. Match.com is the big player they own so many most people don't realize it but they I'm pretty sure they own plenty of fish but the own hinge they own stir they own

the league they own match they just subsidiary after most guys have kind of grand by after some time and I can go for some subs either. More new finally. Can you have a business guy? I've got you. I don't really play with much, but I need a lot. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are a subsidiary of a large enough corporation to catch an alien.

Brought to you by you'll remember the 90s this Friday at 9 p.m. On the at you'll remember the 90s YouTube channel subscribe today Galaga sit Eugene sit good dog What have we done today? We've done it all. I know that means I was very part of the show. Congrats again to Annie for catching an alien. Do appreciate that. So this is the part of the show we play from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of where these podcasts I'm happy to say pat oats is back for the first time in a very long time. It'll be good to see Pat again.

We'll be checking this out. Oh, they're nice enough to give me a plus one. And I was originally gonna take Hunter and then I go to the boohoo showroom with Ari and we're like, I'm picking out the boohoo clothes to wear that, right? And we over here, one of the boohoo people, reading the guest list of people

who are going with boohoo to Beyoncé. And they're reading it off. And it is deadass me, my plus one, Diera and Ken, which are like a family channel, the boohoo staff and the city girls. The motherfucking city girl. That's it. It's not so clear. Essentially me, one other like influencer and her man, boohoo staff and the city girl. Yeah. So whoever made that lineup was like off a purse. Yeah, we so funny. I like when like lucky accidents happen.

Like canceled with Tana Manga was a suggestion from our discord server. I think it's actually pronounced mojo. No, it is. That's correct. That's pronounced mojo. Yep. I don't know how it is, but it's a pretty sure it's pronounced mojo. No, it is. That's correct. That's pronounced Mojo. Yep. The other side of how it is, but it's a pretty sure to pronounce Mojo. Canceled with Tana. Yep. Mojo. Yep. Thank you, ladies for being here. For. So dingy broads got a ding. And

we'll be checking that out this week and on who are these podcasts Hughsy thanks for dropping by I mean I don't know if I should be thanking you, but You did drop by so I'll give you that work people check out Hughsy check out YouTube channel is huge entertainment and the podcast is called it's hugey hello channel is Huzy Entertainment and the podcast is called It's Huzy Hello, which I will be before the end of this month releasing a ACDC episode where I'm a vast to hold it off a little because there's an announcement coming aboard ACDC and I sort of violated insider info. That's the gazing I've never heard of my entire life. Oh, no it gets care. Okay

All right, so people should try Check out easy channel For inside information on AC DC because who knows what those young kids are up to these days can be anything For sure Andy you're coming in from the All Apologies podcast. Yes. Thank you. All Apologies podcast. Please go find the RSS feed on Instagram. Today we released an episode about Will Smith and it features Jaguar Wright and her opinion about Will Smith and Jada Pinkett with a fucking shitshow is and also the Joe button podcast who is an old art Be like a rapper from the early 2000s and he has a great take on it too, but

Joe six back did a great job rounding up everything that's going on with Jada and guys It's it's fucking free. No super chats. No ads. Nothing. Please check it out. All apologies podcast You know, it was not apologizing is Jada Pinkett Smith No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, interrotters, just nothing to apologize for. And all she keeps talking about is how she could have ended up with two-pock if he didn't get murdered. Oh, I know. And then this, she claims she's an L.A.P. And now she has a full head of hair. She's always nothing to apologize for. I'm bi-apidia, I hate you.

I hate you. Please check it out. It's a fucking, it's a, check that out. Good episode. Lucy type box. Yes. What do you up to? I just did a video over with Tony from Hack the Movies.

Yeah. And I reviewed last house on the left so you can go check that out on his channel. And in addition to that, you can look at my other movie reviews at once over with Kaylee on YouTube. Kaylee is C-A-Y-L-E-Y. Definitely check that out. And Annie, our review girl, we got some reviews coming up. I assume, what do you got going on? You're busy these days.

In a couple of weeks, Huzi here is going to be on my show to talk about the quarry. And next week, I have Mondays Weekly on to talk about Dead Space. And you can find it on YouTube at W-I-T-G-S. Nice. The ITGS. Nice. The ITGS. And you said you're gonna have Husey on?

Yeah, I am. I'm not so nice. On purpose? I mean, I will see how it goes. I hope you like Springsthing clips. We'll do that before and after the show. It should be great. And I will go.

Kurt, if you still do that show with, uh, the other trader in my life, many Paulina, right? You mean subreddit surfing on his day on YouTube? Yes. So what I would do. Great episode this week. Great episode with this week with the great, the queen of dollars, Chrissy Mayer go check that out on that subreddit surfing.

Am I the asshole? Mm hmm. The subreddit they were checking out, which is always fun. Those are always good threads in the sub-reddit. So check that out, please, people join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all, who are these podcasts?

We will have everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now to show these cold right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

Annie, do we have any new reviews you'd like to read for us? We have one new review and one kind of old one. The old one is from Mike Hawks, Tobin from September 6, 2023. The title is Ham and its ingredients. Two slices of bread, ham, cheese. All right, it's informative. Is that a five-star review? That is five stars. Hi, very good. Andy, off to band practice. Thanks, buddy. Sorry,

we went along today. Great job today. No worries. The other one is from Yaz on October 15th, 2023. Yeah. The show is okay. The show is okay. Kendi is a babe. Give me a call sometime. Good luck with that. She's also a handful. That one. Is that a five star? No, that was a one star. Oh, I should have saved that one for Kendi. I want Kendi to read that again on Saturday. It's fine. All right, Annie, want to hear some voice mails? Always. Let's see what's going on with people.

I mean, usually, thank you for hanging out. I know it's late where you are. You cool to hang out? Absolutely. Always here to bring the comedy. Well, yes, you are, buddy. All right. Let's start.

Now, yeah, thanks for bringing it. Make sure you say it. Let's start it now. Yeah. Thanks for bringing it. Make sure you say it. Let's react to some voice mail soon. Get ready for the joke at any second. Yeah. What's up, Pearl? I remember listening to that your first. So this voice mower, I already had it clipped.

I do my voice mouse Tuesday nights and Friday nights is when I listen and I curate everything. So I listened to this voice mouse. I didn't think it was very succinct, but I wanted to respond to the messaging here, so I did pull it. And then this voice mouse texted me and said, how can you reply to my voice mouse?

Do I have to show you my tets? The answer is probably. What's up, Pearl? I remember listening to your first podcast I've listened to with Last My Crafts on the left with Kaya and it was pretty good. Okay, yeah, not bad. All right. Anyway, appreciate you addressing all the shit going on with last talk. That's on the left. Right. Um, not bad. Thanks. Yeah, I don't know what direction you're going to go in, but yeah, my girl's fucking crazy bitch. Yeah. Anyway,

we'll come back. Alright, Anyway, I'll come back. All right, well, I won't call you back, but thank you. I thought I had a hot take on Ben Kistle also. I'm glad the ladies agreed with me because I could see that being a little controversial, taking the guy's side when they got into a fight in a hotel room. Weird.

You ever have a boyfriend be mad at you in a hotel room before? Never. No, unfortunately no. Let's talk it out. Oh, Lucy actually. You see. You see Lucy.

Whatever. All right, here's a good question. Got it out. You ever have a warm piece of bread, breakfast, warm out of the oven. Yeah, it's pretty good. Butter melts right on it. It's pretty good stuff.

Carl, may I from Flint, Michigan? Hey, good find. Kindi is exponentially funnier than Vic ever was or ever could be. I don't know about that. And the semi my related notes, whenever you multiply zero times zero, the product is zero. Oh, I get it. Boom, math roasted.

All right, now I get it. Exponentially by the power of zero. I see. Can you multiply by zero? Here's the thing about Vic, because I've seen her do stand up, when she's trying to be funny. Hmm, not so much.

But when she's calling it to the voice, it's calling me a creep, better than John at it, for sure. Especially as a little boy. Yes, but I didn't know what her gender was. It was those were the days. Those were the days. All right, Gary in San Diego knows what John was really doing when he came to be in Jamaica. When I like about Gary in San Diego as a he's got the inside scoop more so than anyone

else that we know. Hey, Carl, Gary in San Diego. Well, I found out from good authority that while John was on sabbatical, taking that one week in Jamaica, he was busy actually cranking out scripts, spec scripts for Hollywood producers, production companies, anybody that will read a script, he's hoping to sell them for at least 50,000. And of course, he's writing scripts about things that he knows. One of the scripts is titled My Two and a Half Chins and another script that he submitted

is, Honey, I transition the kids. Anyways, hoping to get some good luck and get some real bites on selling those scripts. Anyway, that's what I know for now. I'll keep you posted and we're all right. Thank you Gary. It's Andy. I'll thanks for checking to Annie at two. What? It's it's his French Canadian. He's trying to. Yeah, it's a translation. I think he's speaking some sort of language at me. All right, so we've been talking about this a lot lately, our Mexican listeners.

And it started with, you know, it's funny, there's one or two, but now they're coming out of the woodworks. I can't even keep up with them. Oh, we're into double digits. Well, this one has an idea. I think you might be out of something. Hey, Carl. It's a V.

I have another one of your Mexican frames out in California. Been listening to the shows and I noticed you're getting a lot of Mexican fans. So I think we should all of us get together and share our culture and uh... start a car tell uh... you can start cutting people's heads off oh jeez or we can cut your head off uh...

fucking cutting heads off is fun man anyway uh... get the lamilla no me honest oh jeez i mean i listen uh... i want to be part of the group so that's what we're doing but i feel like

starting a car tell is a bad idea. Biden can't build that wall fast enough. All right. All right. What else is going on? Oh, we got a Jacktober suggestion. QZ comment on the cartel? I know, maybe not right now. You know, the good thing about where you live is there's never any violence. Everyone gets along. You know, to worry about things like this. Yeah, well, that's because we don't that ally, you know, those people here, but it's going good so far. It's called it's October,

October and I have a perfect like subject. Please don't play this on the air, but Perfect like subject Please don't play this on the air, but whoops, waltman Johnson Waltman Johnson just woke up that waltman Johnson, okay, it's so crazy. I Think you do the great job, man. Thanks buddy. Thank you so much for all you do. Thank you I'm gonna sign up the patreon soon. Yes sign sign up for Patreon soon. Two bonus episodes every month, and you can watch it live. See, Cardo make his facial expressions. Very key part of the show at this point.

Gotta pay for this. That's correct. If you do wanna get your voice belt played on the air, and a lot of people will get upset with me like I say in that first column. All I have to do is say, don't play this on the air. You write, people get upset with me like I say in that first color. I have to do is say don't play this out of the air. He writes, I was guaranteed. I'm like well, or plug your Patreon. Thanks for the recommend of the

overcast part of that. No, a boner guy. I really thought the Apple podcast was fine and I was wrong. It's absolute dog shit. Yes. Here's something though. I need you to go ahead and then I need you to put all of the episodes onto the WATP Patreon feed. No. Don't want to be subscribed to Two Feeds for WATP. Put all your episodes on the Patreon feed please and then we get our three episodes through that as well. No. And do the same for the creep off. I'm not going to talk to Vinny, he's fast-lob. and do the same to the creep off, not gonna talk to Vinnie, he's fast-lob. No. Two feeds. There's a subscriber feed and the free feed. Two feeds. Not one feed.

Two, two. That's the way it's gonna go. Boner guy 69. Sorry about that. Ooh, this is the ghost of Carl's Club feed. Calling today if you hadn't had any fix to the bills. What have won those Super Bowls? Ooh! So it's my fault, okay. Good to know.

It's getting silly. Hey, it's Monday again. I just finished this week's episode and Kenny's pretty cool. That was funny when she was like, you know, insulting you, making you look like a douchebag. But then you look pro-hitting women All right romantic slap across the face Call it that

That's the guy that's gonna be on my show next week Perfect you guys will head it off. I could tell it's romantic You steal my act. Yeah The average WATP listener right there I'm just waiting for more reasons. I call it like, fifth time, long time I think it is. I don't want to address it. I'm just waiting for the next one. I'm just waiting for the next one. I'm just waiting for the next one.

I'm just waiting for the next one. I'm just waiting for the next one. I'm just waiting for the next one. I'm just waiting for the next one. I'm just waiting for the next one. I'm just waiting for the next one. I'm just waiting for the next one so I'm just waiting for more reasons. I call like 5 time, long time I think it is. I don't want to dress this line you fucking head.

Yeah. I'm like a show behind and you were saying that there weren't ordinate editing problems on the last show. I don't know what Ed did but we need to... We're just having a little laugh, I'm killing it. I got... Come out, let's head to the other... You know, I wonder if this is a megaphone issue.

So I work with this company called megaphone as my hosting site, and I wonder if megaphone is fucking... If people are hearing these problems across multiple platforms and it's always at the end of the show, well that's weird too, right? A megaphone is fucking this if people are hearing these problems across multiple platforms And it's always at the end of the show. Well, that's weird too, right? Yeah, suspicious Or somebody's messing with you trying to get you go down a rabbit hole with megaphone and cart if his rude against I was gonna spend the next 82 hours investigating this, and I'm like, you know what, Gareth is by, right? He'll get dinner.

Lazy K. All right, we've played some submissions of the Carl Song parody goddust. This is easily the worst one. By far. Great. Hi, Garl. It's probably from 30, Jersey.

It's 4 AM, and I'm going in to clean the toilets at this moment. However, I couldn't go in without entering your choral song parody context. I'm not fancy like you guys, so I can't play you the music, but I can do the beginning. Here we go go it's two kings of the road Roger Miller all right but he's like that when you were born they were bent And then those teeth holy shit, no vocals in your band. Christ, I heard they really suck, man, but no kids, they think he's gay. No one's really sure any way cartels. Man of bad speed and buck teeth and Jenny might be a ho. Oh, sorry, I love you Jenny. I'm just kidding. It rind. Did it? Thank you. I'm not sure about that. Kevin Eric Snell says, hey

Carol, Megaphone is totally talking shit about you. I have the photo shops. I do it All right, a couple more real quick. Oh This is fucked up We were talking about how because we listen to these radio shows and they've nothing to talk about like Hey today is national ice cream dare hot dog day or whatever that's like try to be content out of that Well, oh, welcome back to the John Boy in Billy show John what what today? remember that the right to be content of that well well connected to john boy and billiard show john what what's today

well let me see here my calendar uh... all over seventeen oh my it's national fucked up p-stay well that is right billiard boy national fucked up p-stay it is and as such a special shout out to one of our very special listeners

carol the snaggle to hamburger now all you look is out there please give carol special down out all right don't call back does this thing as national fucked up teeth that jacked does not tober 17th come quicker and quicker every year. Damn it. That's me every fucking time. Lucy, I think you're something to say.

I was gonna ask you how you celebrated. Got my teeth caught as if. Opened in beers, you know, my son. I was trying to zip up my hoodie and got my teeth caught. I didn't want to talk about it, I was embarrassed. I was like, boom, boom, boom. Good, that's move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move,

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Maybe Tom and each other's booty. That's why he talks so loud so funny, I guess. I don't know Anyways, you gentlemen have a good day. I don't care if you are being gay and stuff I think that's cool. My cast. They should love each other Anyways, you are you want to give that pin your tooth. Yeah, I don't know what fucking got it from but Yeah, he's taking medication This guy's accusing me of having sucks with toki that's Annie's job Yeah, Annie and toki are the couple on this show I Try it trust me toki's too good for me. I wouldn't accuse anyone of talking funny sir

Boy, come on. That's one of our bikes good listeners. Oh, come on because he's sorry, man Come on, that was one of our biscuit listeners. Oh, Chris, come on, because you're sorry, man. All right. This is the last voice now. Hey, Carl. Don't wonder we have so many listeners. I love that. Hey, Carl, I'm not fucking break it work.

And I was listening to news, though, so. And it was time I got gay guys, or whatever the fuck they call themselves. They're so fucking dumb. The one guy, one jar guy, he never dies. And you never went to the last, but you get that ass glass taken out of his ass hole, but he never dies. So the joke doesn't work.

And it also didn't have to 37 years ago. I mean, it was the beginning of that even a thing 37 years ago? Are you fucking getting me? Top of it in like 2005, probably. That's not good. You're right, Carl. Well, I just want to be a couple points. But those guys are so stupid, they almost made you realize do the official podcast, dude. But anyways, talk to you later, Carl. Just kidding. Don't call me back. Trumpers. She's right. I don't like that.

Trumpers. I don't like that. call me back, chompers. Jesus Christ. Not only do that, it's kind of. Chompers. Not only that. Like chompers. Quick chompers. Quick tower gang update. So top lobs reached out to me. I've been communicating with them.

I might go on their show. Oh good. They do Wednesdays at 915. They have Dave Smith on tonight. So I can't obviously be out with the great Dave Smith, but I might go on tower gang and tell them to their face that they suck. So that could be fun. We'll see how that goes.

Annie, Hughsy, Cardiff, Lucy, producer Chris. This has been the longest episode ever. Thank you all so much. I'm honored to be a part of it.

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