Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep455 - CANCELLED with Tana Mongeau

Episode Date: October 22, 2023

Today we took a break from radio jocks to check in on the new untalented broadcasters - YouTubers. Tana Mongeau and Brooke Schofield are now hosting a podcast that has over 2 million subscribers. There isn't a ton of brain power happening but when Matt Rife shows up... there isn't a ton of brain power. On this episode we welcome the return of Pat Oates whose daughter just happens to be a big fan of Tana Mongeau. We also discover a new character named Vern who hosts a show called Cinema Recall. Then we watch Stuttering John go off on Adam Hiniker for some reason. Joey C joins him to explain that Patrick Melton isn't scared of him and that he's an idiot. Imagine having Joey C explain that you're not understanding what's going on. We also play another round of To Catch An Alien with Cardiff and Kindy. https://www.youtube.com/@PatOates Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  https://bananabag.org/watp Use promo code WATP for 25% off your purchase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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star review and have a podcast and then shit all over in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called canceled with Tana Mojo. This was a suggestion from someone in our discord server. We have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Tana Mojo and Brooke Scofield. And I did some research on Tana.

Lucy tight box knew about Tana. I was proud of her. She knew some YouTube or Laura, which was cool. So there's this thing called VidCon. And I think, if I'm not mistaken, VidCon is the convention that Vito canceled on me to go to. Okay. When Vito just walled, we had a set up

that he was gonna come on the show and he was like, oh, I can't go, I gotta go to VidCon, okay. And so she wasn't invited to VidCon one year, like a 2018 or something. She got snubbed. She got snubbed. I decided to throw her own party.

Like really good. So she decided to do TanaCon at this other hotel. And I think it's an L.A. Where they did this. You know anything about this, Pat? Yeah, it was in L.A. She had problems with the VidCon before and anyway. And so she tried to get other big time YouTubers

that were also about to get canceled to be at her thing. But she did though, she got some pretty big names. Right, but Shane Dawson basically got canceled shortly after. Bella Thorne became a huge whore like five minutes later. Like everyone, she became horrible, admitted later. So, here's saying that she's like the Queen Midas of YouTube. She's the eight of you too. That's probably makes more sense than Queen Midas.

So she started this thing, she tried to do this thing called TanaCon and I watched a doc on it. Basically what happened was she oversold this event, I mean, she's very popular, give her credit. She sold over 5,000 tickets for a venue that holds 3,000 people and they were not prepared. They didn't have any food, they didn't have anything. And so everyone just stood outside in the parking lot for five hours. He got sunburned. And if it came, they'd sell tickets. Okay. They want that one. Right. And then at the end, they announced, oh, you want to actually

get in 74 dollars. That's right. I bring the ticket through a $1. So basically free. And then the VIP mean Greek was 75 dollars. Like, well, that's the only people that were going to let in. And the sunburn was free. The sunburn was. Yes. You had a bag with a condom in it. And that was it. So that is what I guess Tana's known for. Now she started a podcast with her friend Brooke. And I picked out a specific episode for a specific reason. Yeah, fuck it.

Matt Rife. You know Matt Rife, Pat. Oh wait, maybe I watched a different episode when you sent to me. Oh yeah, because I had one with a super gay man named Ari. Okay, I know Matt Rife. I actually know Matt Rife. This is a super gay man named Matt.

You've actually met Matt Rife? Yes, before he got huge, I worked with Matt, know Matt right. This is a super game and maybe actually Matt Matt right? Yes, before he got huge I worked with Matt, but Matt's a good guy But oh, okay, well then you're not gonna like what I have to say about it So but I also love your humor so go okay Tana explains the show is called canceled and so Tana Brilliant person that she is she's not Called her show canceled so that when you Google her name and canceled her podcast shows up.

I should actually call my show Carl's gay. Holy shit, I just think about this now. Damn it. All right, we'll start to do sped off, shall. Yeah, we need a new pet old gang bag is coming out soon. Yeah, pet old dick pick is the name of this new show so many everyone searching for that. So apparently that wife had a similar idea with his first stand up special that he put out.

Someone was telling me the other day that when they look up like they were trying to actually look up like things I've been canceled for, but when they look up, Tana canceled, the only thing that comes up is the podcast and that of all my and I didn't I'm not smart enough to think of that like that was not that was just like a convenient accident. That's why I did my first special only fans I labeled it only fans because I knew so many people were googling if I had an only fans I was going to throw all the traffic to the special I guess gay guys are who is googling if Matt Wright has an only fans a million women you think so that's all his audience is, man. Yeah, but women don't,

well, maybe they do, I don't know. What do they do? They do their horny as fuck. You watch this show? Yeah. These are the hornyest women I've ever met. Yes, correct. Yeah.

So, MetRypes whole thing, because we actually reviewed him with Whitney Cummings, and they already was talking about how hot they both are. Yeah. That's the whole thing. They're pretending to be humble, but they're obviously not. They're just like, I know know I'm a fucking smokeshow

I can't help it. That's all people want to talk about so hot. I am all the time It's so insane met might be a bit of an airhead. I know he's a very famous comic He does very very well. He's selling out theaters a year in advance and he says some really dumb things like this It's like the world is full of the most insane people in the entire world Did you know that bet the world Metal is can literally drive you insane I Remember I started this by saying he was a nice guy Nice guy. That is smart guy.

That is scientist. I heard not a scientist. That's right, not a scientist. Showed title. All right. So what's talking about dumb everyone is on the show. They talk about this. I think it's a restaurant or something, medieval times.

And this is pretty dumb. Have you ever been to medieval times? One time, yeah. It's kind of awesome. I need to try the mutton I'm trying to re-brand what is the mutton? Like it's been branding dude gun to my head though what animal is my and I'm dying every so is it an animal? I think it's a sheep I think it's the sheep it's like the state never heard the word mutton

Yeah, what's a matter? I know like mutton chops like like cyber and so far so good very early out of this episode they're all confused about what's going I got to try the button is that an animal is that a Wally pop what are we talking about the hairstyle what is mutton so they even asked the producers they seem confused no one really knows, we do get an answer about what is Muttin. I know what it is. You just have to have the gigantic turkey legs and use those as a microphone. That's what I'm talking about.

That's a Muttin. No, that's a turkey leg. That's a... Show off. Alright, it's a bad inspired. You know the turkey leg, you mean Muttin? No. The turkey leg.

But he did it in a much nicer way than we would have you No shit and they talk about how difficult it was to get Matt on the show and They seem so unprepared to talk to him. I don't know if they do any prep for the show at all But I do know that they saw out feeders. They do live shows. I was, um, perhaps looking at some Instagram pages and things. We'll see that in a little bit. And I couldn't help but notice that these, these women are very popular. The show canceled. They think it's, it's huge.

You think it's awkward when it says canceled on the marquee? Oh, yeah. Canceled sold out, uh-huh, which comes first. It's a bit odd. So they're out there touring, Matt's out there touring. Now this Brooke, the co-host, what we're going to focus on quite a bit on the show.

Pat, what do you think about Brooke? If I have to choose one of the two, I'm a Brooke fan more, but they both suck. Wow. I will tell you, I'm in love with Brooke. She's a smoke show. When I'm out of that, you watch older ones. She is too, but the more and more she talks, you're like,

I just don't do that. Well, yeah, no, women should never talk. That's always a bad answer. That's our policy. That's why my bumper sticker. Do you know what? I like Instagram another TikTok. There's just photos.

You don't know what they're thinking. You don't know what they're about to say. It's fine. You're good. So they're talking about these tours they're going on and Matt is going to Australia. Matt is 27 years old. Brooke is 26 years old.

And she's taken back by the fact that Matt and American has yet to go to Australia. I mean, I honestly don't even know a lot of people who've been to Australia personally. Maybe I'm crazy. It's a pretty far away fucking place, but she's blown away by this. Like, not only do I get to go to Australia in January,

which have never been. You're gonna never been to Australia? Never been. You went into outer space. You. Sure. You've never been. I just love the person like,

you've never been to Australia. Fucking a world to you,. I'm not well. Yeah, it's not really a place that people just like happened Stubborn it was only cool in the 80s right It was a big wave for it for a little bit with koala's in Paul Ogan and that was it when he cares Shrimp on a Barbie whatever, whatever I can do that at home. I do that without getting out of the airplane. Does she think it's somewhere else? Make him hate me. Yeah, right.

I think it's Canada or something. Really? You never got up there just for a day trip or something. It's fun. Yeah, it's a good weekend. Okay, So Matt rife what he does, and we've talked about this on who are these socials. We've documented this quite a bit with blind Mike. Matt likes to put out video clips of his standup, but he doesn't want to burn his material. So it's all crowd work stuff. So Matt's become famous

for his crowd work stuff. And that's a double edged sword. Because now people come to the shows and they think, oh, I'm gonna yell stuff out and I'm gonna have a back and forth of that right just like he's famous for and spoiler comics don't like that. Comics are trying to get to their fucking sets, shut the fuck up, laugh, went appropriate, otherwise keep your table talk to a bit of them as they say. But these people do not understand that Tanna thinks that heckling is a good thing. Bessnow. Heckling on 10, what you obviously live for kind of a ride. I don't like it or you don't like it. I don't like it. That's

not part of the show. People really think that's like the thing to do at the show, which is insane. Wait, so you don't like going to be able to start yelling things in the middle of your act? What do you mean? I thought that was what you were famous for. He's not the greatest comment, but he has an act to get through you were famous for. He's not the greatest comment, but he has an act to get through. Right, he's got Joe, your old jokes for the job. He's like, okay. You know what I have this conversation

with people all the time. They really, because of these video clips, they really do feel like they're helping to be part of the video. That they don't, we don't have an act. We're just waiting for them to yell cool shit. There was a doc on Netflix. I don't know if you ever saw it about

heckling. It might have been called heckling. I can't remember when it was gone. So, uh, but it was specifically about that where people in the audience think they're helping the comic and it's they just interviewing comic after comic going, please don't do that. We really don't want you yelling at us. That's not a good thing. Even sometimes people heckle because they think that you suck. Yeah. But more times than that people hackle because they think that you suck. Yeah. But more times than that, people hackle because they

like the comic. And it's like, well, you're not on your couch right now. You get to start writing 17. The most crowd work is converse is observational, not conversational. You don't want to have a conversation because a drunk might win. Also, if they

don't like you yet, you're fucked. It's a lot of weirdness to go with the drunk might win the story of that out. Yeah. It happens It's a lot of weirdness to go with. The trunk might win the story of that out. Yeah, it happens more because a lot of us have it because the drunk has that one crazy thing to say in the audience is so thrown off by it that you can't follow that drunken guy. That's funny. If you have to hackle, it should be like a super chat where you have to give money. Interesting. That would be awesome. Too many words. Give me $3 please. money. I was on the dick show a year ago or something like that. And they had a guest on who has a comedy club in LA. In fact, I think they just did the biggest problem in the universe at that same comedy club.

I'm forgetting the name of it. But his big idea, he was talking about this on the show. His big idea was you're going to have a live stream of the comedy show and you can go on Twitter or sometimes on social media and be interacting in real time. It'll come on the video boards at the comedy club. You're at home tweeting at them and I go, that's the worst idea I've ever heard of my life. That's the last thing you want to do is have to interact with everyone while you're trying to do a fucking count of randos. Yeah. You just got to respond to fucking people heckling you on Twitter. And I told the guy that he's just like, Oh, I don't know. It's I think I'd be pretty cool.

Okay, you go first. Zoom tried to do during COVID. They tried to some places tried to have heckler. Like do not do this. It's ridiculous. Yeah. Well, zoom comedy was probably the worst thing that happened during the pandemic.

Yeah. We're during the pandemic. We're in the virus. Yeah, forget about grandma grandpa. Hey, they had a life. They're fine. They're good run. The fucking zoom comedy shows. Oh, the worst. Never forget. Never forget. Okay, so they're talking about Hackelers here. And this is what MetRife tries to compare it to, which isn't a terrible comparison, but I just want to show you how bad at spontaneous comedy Met is, because he tries to make a joke here,

and it's just, it's more just a stating effect. I've never heard who we were talking about, but recently I was pointing this out where someone just yells out something that they know about a subject, might have been tower gang. Someone just yelled out something they knew about a subject and they're just like, well, that's funny,

because yeah, you do that thing. This is another example of that. You wouldn't go to a concert, you wouldn't go to like, you wouldn't go see Hamilton on Broadway in the middle of his PhD, be like, hey, hey, hey, hey, rose to me real quick. You be like, bitch shut up.

Thomas Jefferson is black. Okay. Can we just enjoy what the show is? Bitch shut up. Thomas Jefferson is black. Hamilton is Hispanic. The jokes keep getting fun. Here's the sad.

The sadder part of that is I've seen a couple other interviews with him and he's told this story in that phrase before. Oh, no. So he brings this around with him. I didn't realize that's what just now. Oh no, I thought that was just a spontaneous outfit. No, that was a prep Johnny Carson like I'm real mad at that right now but I've heard and say that before. Oh no. Except for the bitch part. He didn't call them bitch. That's a way worse than I thought it was. I'm glad that Pat is here to school us on that. Now, Pat, you're a standup comic.

And what I love is when you get a standup on a show who explains to us simpletons how comedy works, how their crafting evolves, how they're able to formulate these jokes, the process, the jocularity, the process. Oh, it's a bit of a process. It's big, dude. Oh, yeah.

So Matt Wright is all over that. But it's like, it's one of those things that a lot of the time the only comics will know this. I can do the same set 20 times because I'm working on making that same show the best it can be. So like, I'm fine tuning little tiny idiosyncrasy things. Like, you could watch me do the same set 20 times in a row. And you might not notice a single difference that at each time I'm changing tuning little tiny idiosyncrasy things like you could watch me do the same set 20 times in a row And you might not not notice a single difference that at each time I'm changing the inflection on one word

Yeah, in the entire bit to get it perfect exactly It is probably still a minute school you and the audience members probably have no idea whatsoever Oh civilians have no idea The craft he's changing the emphasis on that one little word. He's got some only child theater kid vibes Doesn't he? Jesus Christ, but he also just explained to two women who get five million views for being pretty How to make things better? They're like fuck you. We also do that. It's called on podcast every week. Yeah, it's called a push-up bra Make things better get more eyeballs on stuff stuff. So, high wasted jeans. Yeah, so speaking of how hot everyone is,

Matt loves talking about hot-ias. That's one of the best go-to things I've ever lost to talking about hot-ias. I guess he did this thing, it was called, he calls it glow up. I, we've talked about Matt a lot for a number of times here. I don't remember him talking about this. Apparently, he's been doing comedy for 10 years.

He started when he was 17. And when he started, he wasn't hot. Did you know that Pat? Did you know when he wasn't hot? He started with Ralphie May who also wasn't hot. Ralphie May is a smoke show. What are you talking about? Ralphie used to bring that young boy around,

which really? He wilded it itself. That is interesting. Yeah. There's a little bit of an age gap there, I would say. So, let's talk about, there's no time gap. Let's talk about how this all changed for Matt and how Hottie is now. As you, you also, you accredit trauma to kind of your sense of humor and whatever,

but you also talk about your glow up a lot. Which I just became aware of, because I was asking people to ask you questions and I was like, how about talk about your glow up a lot, which I just became aware of because I was asking people to ask you questions and I was like, how about talk about his glow up? It's brutal. It was life changing and even I don't understand. Were you a little older? Yes, up until not even that long ago. If you look at pictures of me at like 19,

completely different looking person. Should you go to like Dr. Huff Sapien down this street? Literally, single fucking thing. I just kept getting older I guess. Really? And it's so funny. The only thing I've ever done is my teeth. I just kept getting older, I guess. Really? And it's so funny. The only thing I've ever done is my teeth. I got the nears, obviously, because my teeth were fucked

when I was a kid. But it's so... Oh, you can fix your teeth. Yeah. Well, I don't know what's ever told me this before. You're gonna do that? I kept getting older, I guess. Yeah.

Yeah. I just aged into my amazing amazing face and body I guess Every day I got older I got I got the nearest obviously cuz my teeth were fucked when I was a kid But it's so fucking fun into me like it's people's number one like online and so it was like well We'll be so don't have plastic surgery. It's like cool. I have a job. Yeah, I've had people who like Claimed to be actual plastic surgeons and be like oh no. He have a jaw. I've had people who like claim to be actual plastic surgeons and be like, oh no, he's had this, he's had this filler,

he's had of this. I'm like cool. So you're not only lying, but you're wrong at your job. And they're, but they're also kind of gassing you. Yeah, I'm like, that's some people. Yeah, he was like, I think you look like that after. I'm just going to show a pick of my life and be like,

give me that cheek filler. You know what I mean? For a guy who talks for a living, holy shit, you're wrong at your job. You're wrong at your job. You're not just lying. You're also wrong at your job Interesting say that to a company pulls you over You're wrong at your job. Obviously. You're very wrong at your job right now Realize that so by the way, how many people Googled Matt Rife as a boy while watching this?

Matt Rife, 19. That's not my Google history. Anyone can check it. I will open up my Google history. Well, I'm not a hot boy. Yeah. He brings up fillers. And so then Brooks are talking about how she's had her lips

filled and I guess so as Tana. So this gets into some really interesting information. Tana is fucking brilliant, I have to say. I do think kissing a girl with lip filler feels different than kissing a girl without lip filler. You can like feel it. Yeah, I would imagine for lips are bigger. Yeah, yeah, that's how physics work. I haven't imagined feel that. Yeah, so pretty that's how physics work. I haven't imagined to feel that. Yeah, so pretty good observation. I could make a racist joke here, but I won't. You just did.

You know, I feel like going down in the girl with a dick is different than going down in the girl with a pussy. Yeah, it's noticeable. Yeah, so the dick almost gets in the way of the pussy. Yeah, right. Honey, you can go fuck yourself. But she didn't even say that it's a fact. She goes, I feel like it's different.

Yeah, she doesn't feel like that. I feel like maybe it's a little different. So then they go on to talk more about Wimpfeller. And apparently there's a rule about that. I didn't know about. Forget one of the first times I got Wimpfeller, I sucked dick that night. And it was just like, there was like an indent, there was like a dick print. Like will they tell you, they specifically tell you not to do it?

They tell you not to suck an indent afterwards? I have to do it for the cause. Cause it's like it moves around, it's still soft for a while. So wait a second, you're telling me, you get some DSLs and the first rules you can't suck dick at the whole point. I'm out. They don't tell you that. That's not the bad word.

They may have worn things a certain way. They're not saying, hey, before you go, don't suck dick. Don't Tuesday. All right, we're all set with the procedure. Are you putting on a lick and balls tonight? Because no, okay, good. I don't have to go through the spiel that with you. I was, you say your daughter's a fan of Tanna?

My daughter who's, oh, yeah, 21, I'm an old man, boy. When she was younger, she would watch this pot. And I guess supposedly, I asked her today, I called her, I said, do you know this person? And she goes, oh my God, she's the best. I'm like, I can't be watching the same person. But I guess all people, my daughter's age, think this girl is so real. Is that what you're saying?

No one else talks about real shit like sucking dick after lip balm, whatever. So, like, they all think that she's not phony like the rest and they like that she's a train wreck. I see. Like, that's the whole thing they watch her because she will say fucked up. She's like a jaker Logan Paul where they know she's gonna fuck up But she's famous so they watch for the train wreck. God what a great gig that is Why do you want to show cuz he's gonna fuck up like all the pressure's off cuz she's gonna get canceled if she sucks I which god damn it again. I should have planned this whole thing out differently rather than goofing on shitty podcasts

I should have just been the shittiest podcast No pressure that you already goofed on Reyna Vito. So it's the same fucking thing. Yeah, it could only be one. That's all right. You're right. Someone's already filling that role. I can't possibly be worse than that.

So when he gets lip filler, it's going to be nuts. Oh man, when he's SMD's out his stream, watch out. Rey, lip Vitoino is gonna be great. Yeah, right that down producer Chris. So I got a text Ray after this, give him that idea for his show. Okay, I don't mind. I share, you know, if there's a good idea, it's a good idea.

Very generous. I am very generous like that. I was here to help. I read. Penalty and I were both gonna suck D's out of our show. And then we decided, you know what? This is a rate of veto thing. Who would you do it? Orey. And then we decided you know what this is a rate of you out here. All right, so I'm glad that you think

or your daughter thinks the Tanna is so real because nothing is more real than bringing up a celebrity and then just kissing her ass up and down and talking about how amazing she is in every single way. I was just watching you on Whitney Cummings. You didn't really go. I love her. I really liked you.

A lot of people thought there was tension. Extractual attention? Yeah. No, she's just so lovely. She actually called me this morning actually. She is, I would literally, I would do anything with her. Like she is like, I'm in love with her, I think.

It's good. She's so sweet and she's so funny. She's everything. And what I love about her is like she, as she said, one of the things I love about her is like, she's not only, she is, she wildly successful and a woman, but like, she's also like, she's also a lot.

She's very attractive Which is yeah not only frowned upon for comedy in general But like as a girl especially like like female comics get shit on all the time for like you have to dress down Nobody's gonna think you're funny if they also like want to fuck you. Oh, okay time out first off When he comes is just not that hot. I'm sorry. I know. I don't know if she used to be or what but she's not But can we stop retaining the being attractive as an advantage to everything in life? Oh gosh, no one likes a attractive lady.

No one wants that happening at a comedy club. What are you talking about? What are you being? He also said the first two things he loves about her is that she's successful in the woman. That's not any personality trait whatsoever. Isn't that amazing? You're right. That's actually insulting. Yeah. Just being like, you know what's great about her? She's 5'8".

Isn't that amazing? I mean, she has tins and she does good stuff. That's great. What a chance is. It's like her and Nancy Pelosi. Yeah. I know a lot of people like her. She's a woman. She makes her own paychecks. It's crazy. Yeah. And she's hot. She's a woman. She makes her own paychecks. It's crazy. And she's hot. Well, he goes on. There's the, uh, ask kissing does not stop there. And the fact that she has accomplished so much while being so hot. Yeah. It's like she's got a lot of a fight.

She always been hotter. What she did, she have like a good. She's been hot for a long time. Her and Eliza Schlesinger are both phenomenal comics. And like very attractive. All right. Shut up. He just said she's a pioneer. He just said Eliza Schlesinger's funny. Where did it come? He's a pioneer. And there's like, there's no attractive female comics.

Forget about Nikki Glazer and Sarah Silverman and that's your coup and Amy Schumer 12 years ago. Forget about all those people. Where didings is the pioneer of attractive comics. And she's older than she's ever been. With the 12 year old disclaimer, that was perfect. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I mean, you can go back to Betty White and Lucille Ball. And I mean, there's a lot of women who are attractive in comedy.

It seems to be more dohy. So. I was totally. Back then then everybody was doy. Oh, you like you wouldn't hit a 35 year old Betty White with a car. I hate Betty White like so much. I was so happy when she died. That's a different show. That's a spicy hot take right there. I can't wait. Every white woman is like she's brilliant. She's not brilliant. She's stupid. Have you seen her on match game, Pat? Yeah. I'm drunk. Brilliant she's stupid. Have you seen her on match game pat? Yeah, I'm trying to talk

Fair enough. Okay, so now we've learned that Whitney Cummings is amazing because she's so hot but also so funny and so Poor Matt has the similar issue as Whitney. We we documented this. We reviewed that show of Whitney and Matt, talking about how hot they are, how difficult that is, they go through life being so hot, you're training people to laugh,

and all they want to do is bang you. And so Matt is upset. He's constantly being sexualized. Do you ever feel oppressed, sexualized? Yeah, it's super fucking annoying. People yell at shows all the time. It's like 70% of shows. Somebody, no, I would say 90% of shows.

Girls will yell out like take your shirt off, take your pants off, take your belt off. Do the one hand to belt thing from TikTok. All that shit. What, okay, how did you get yourself into that? Like, where did that start? There was a bit in my last special Matthew Stephen Rife now on YouTube.

And that is where I take my belt. Actually, I think I just posted a TikTok of that clip today. So he's all upset about this, because we've heard him talk about this before. He takes his belt out with one hand and now he gets that requested, the ladies love it. And he goes, yeah, I know this is something I did.

I'm the internet now everyone. Oh, I posted on TikTok today. Wait, what? Yeah, if you want something to go away. Yeah, he's still posting this shit. He's just like oh it sucks I go to these different cities every night and these young attractive girls just want to suck my dick. It's It's just too much. I just can't stand it Listen to my jokes people know your audience. He's telling two girls who every day everyone watches because they want to fuck them

Like there's no other reason to watch this show. Correct. So yeah, that's how we wake up with people yelling I wanna fuck you, like that's it. What's funny you say that because right after that, Brooke acts like that's not what's going on with her. I would enjoy it if people were sexualizing me that much, I feel like.

And it's like, oh my God, me? You're in luck. Okay. Get your luck. Get what I'm doing right now. Tell you what, Brooke, let's check out her Instagram here. Let's see what she's up to. Jesus Christ. Uh-huh. Yes. Why isn't it just her show? What do we do? Thank you. Well, I saw Tana

on here. I'm like, get the fuck out of the way. Brooke is here. What are we doing? Wow. When was your glow up? Oh shit. Cause I'm glowing up right now. These crumps, dude, this is insane. You guys just want to just look at more photos and very full of the way? Yeah.

All right, let's do that. Wow. Okay, too much clothes. But all right, too much clothes. You're wearing a bikini. And you can see almost all of her boobs. This is just like when Opie's on the beach. Just to see.

This is the woman who just said, geez, I wish people would sexualize me. I wish people were in to me for being sexy. Yeah, what do the comments say? So smart. Yeah, put some pants on. Are you two to me and Elge brought? Show me your bobs in Vigine.

That's all it says. That's all. That's all this is. Oh my God. Okay. This is the question that I, so Pat, we used to do this thing. You know, how you rate a girl one to 10. That's antiquated though.

Plus, Christopher is badhead. It gives the wrong answer all the time. Three. So here's, yeah, right. So I have a new thing. How much money would you pay for her only fans? So monthly cost and you can cancel after a month. You know, I'm not this is an annual advice free trial. No free trial. No seven day nothing. All the sudden,

Brook's schoolfield comes down. She says, okay, I have an only fans. Oh, and you definitely see your asshole. That's the other thing. Like somebody's on the fan. So I'm seeing everything. Kid and girl. I forget it all. Everything. So this is the new thing that we say, how much money would you pay to be on her only fans? I'll go first if you want. Yeah, go ahead.

I want to scale $3,000. Oh, wow. Okay. What do you think, Pat? Now, here's the problem. For $3,000, I'm getting a month. Even a month, I'll get a little tired. If you said I get a day, I'm going $10,000. But if I get a month, I'll probably go with

you about three times. So pay it. You know what I mean? I would go higher if I only got one day at it. That's a good point. You got to catch me at the right time. There are certain times of day, I'm just like, after a week, you're like, okay. I want to look at her teeth, but Stuttering John mumbled. I don't know what to okay. I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her t- I want to look at her Yeah, let's combine the two. How do we figure out a way? No, please nobody put Jon's head on her right now. Please no one do that and then share it everywhere, please. Yes, let's let's not hold this for people to use. Stuttering Brooke is a thing that has to happen. Yeah.

Wow. Jesus Christ. Should we just stop the show now? Or do you want to keep going? No, we are all in a moment of silence for an hour and just. Okay, let's get back stop the show now or do you want to keep going? No, we are just all moment of silence for an hour and just. Okay, let's get back to the show. So they're talking about Matt Rife's penis. Okay. All right, we have to say that right now. I know, I'm sorry. I got to change topics or else we're all gonna.

Yeah, we got to be talking about the screen. Okay, so they're talking about Matt's penis. And this is really weird because they're talking about how you would plan to have your dick pic be released on the internet. All right. The problem we all have. Yeah, right.

I'm saving when the dick pic finally does get released, it's going to be strategically timed. Thank God. Absolutely. Absolutely. Are you planning a leak so that to get ahead of things maybe? No, I think I'm just waiting for when I actually do get canceled, so I can be like, listen, guys, I write a giant apology on the photo,

but it's just over my tick-tick the entire time. Honestly, kind of fucking genius. I'm not gonna lie, I would always have that in my back pocket if I was a guy, like, oh, if I have a bad scandal, at least I can divert. Yeah, but what if you had like a little chowd? Okay. What the fuck are they talking about? Like I have a bad scandal at least I can divert. Yeah, but what if you had like a little chow What the fuck are they talking about? Guys have it easy because if they do something crazy they can just post their dick on the internet. It's all forgotten

No, so wait if Louis CK just had a dick pic. Yeah, that would have helped Yeah We just should have fucking whipped out his cock during his podcast. Yeah, their whole problem was their dick. Right, he can't. It's not gonna fix the problem. It's not like I'll get Peewee Herman out of dick pick. It would have been each sitlin. Hannah is a moron and she'd probably wear a bra, I should point out too. But Hannah's a fucking moron going just if I was a guy, I would have my dick pick just ready to go.

Just posted it all over the internet. Okay, well, some other problems there. I disagree with the broad part though. Really, man. That, because the other one's so hot, she becomes more attainable. Like, my look, you like that? I'm like, this is the one I can relate to more.

Okay, so what you're saying is, when you go to a strip club, you want to hit on the server. I don't go to a strip club because I'm cheap, but... Right, but if I went to a party and they were sitting there, I know Brooks not going to talk to me, but if I'm nice to say he did, then she might talk to me. That's making some good points there.

Well, I wouldn't introduce yourself that way. Hey, say he did. But it's bad old time. You're not a comic. Carl, let me explain comedy to you for a minute. No. All right. You're not a comic, let me explain comedy to you for a minute now. All right. So now we're going to talk about if Tanna had a dick, what she would do, and I agree with

this. This is a good move. If I had a dick, let me talk to you. If I woke up tomorrow with a dick, yeah, just so I could not. But what I know it's you or would it be like, yeah, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, But not to get you pregnant like take the plan B. But I just want to know I just want to know what that feels like Could you imagine you getting knee pregnant And my Unless that oh my god, I think our kid would just come out the woman kill itself You know worries free abortion

Honestly kind of crazy. Wow. I wonder if that's ever happened. You wonder if a kid's ever been born to the committed suicide immediately That's ever been born to the committed suicide of immediately under that's ever happened. I mean, with the cord. Don't come that just yet. What the fuck kind of that? That whole conversation. Yeah, I'm ready to like, you know, because I'm pulling the clips. So I'm ready back.

All right, here's what I said. Oh, no. Here's my. Jesus Christ. What do they just say? You know, I'm pulling the clips. So I'm ready to back. All right, here's what I said. Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, yeah, she got it right. The rest of the dogie like she's not true. That's a good point. So apparently, if she had a dick, she would fuck Brooke, I have a dick, I would fuck Brooke, make sense to me. If she had a dick, I'd watch her fuck broke. Yeah, right. For sure. But what's crazy there is that she talks about, I'm going to come inside you, but you know, you

can plan be it obviously. And I didn't realize that plan B was just the go-to thing, but in Tana's world, because Tana is obviously a horror. This is the whole thing. When do things start to get dicey for women having kids? When does that start to kick in? I don't know, I'm definitely in a dicey.

I'm definitely in vertical by now. You think so? kick in? I don't know, I'm definitely infertile by now. You think so? Actually, I don't know. It's just like, what have I taken more of in life? Vitamins or plan B? Like, you know what I mean? Yeah, you're not only taking more than one thing. Yeah, you're not only taking more than one thing.

Yeah, you're not supposed to. You take more than one. You take it, fucks your body up so bad. Okay, then pretty much everyone I know is infertile, Ben. Okay, so her and her or Frat are doing nothing with any planned bees. They're popping like they're planned bee 12s. Fucking Flintstone every morning.

Yeah, they're just human canolies getting filled up and they're in two fucking seconds. Jesus Christ. Nobody's pulling out of these bitches. Right. I mean, I know they're sagging because they'll come on them. Well, I guess it's because they know these women have so much money that they can afford it. Like you use the old school way was to come and then you'll find a staircase, but like you can't do that now. So you got to frown upon staircase B. Right. Okay. Now we're

going to talk about Tanna just wants to settle down. She wants to get married and she's looking for a specific type of guy. Right after this conversation, by the way, is that what she said this? It was actually before. I'm skipping around a little bit. But it doesn't matter. It's all part of the same conversation. It's like I want like a finance bro energy. Like I want like a sexy, sexy, rich man. And it's like, I'm walking around a finance bro energy like I want like a sexy sexy rich man

And it's like and I'm walking around like why don't they want me? They're like Buffalo sauce down my fucking hoodie like it's just bad And I'm trying and just everything I say is just you know what I mean the the cooking of it all like I just want I want to hold some of my self the reason why you're not getting the rich dude is because you're sitting next to Brooke Okay, you're gonna get petats if you're hanging out with Brooke. You're not going to get the, yeah, you see, you're not going to get the rich successful guy when your friend next to you is way, way hotter than you. This is the rule that every girl knows. Get a fat friend. That's how you get hotter guys who are more successful in life. You surround yourself

with fatties. This is she mentioned wings on the episode I watched for a year ago. They broke actually ordered Buffalo Wild Wigs during the podcast and they ate and chewed it during the podcast. That's how you get the successful guy. And Brooke had to ask what is this and then Tana goes, that's mustard. She goes, ooh, like that was part of the episode I watched. That's amazing stuff. Well, I'm not surprised by that because as I was researching these women, of course they've done things with Trisha Patus.

Of course, there are Trisha Patus adjacent, because everyone on YouTube has to be for some reason. And of course, Trisha is famous because she eats fast food in her car. Stuff's her fat pig face. It's hard not to be a touchy. It's into someone that large. It's true. We're all in Jason's Trisha somewhere or another. What else happened in the episode that you checked out, Pat? Because I, you know, the problem with me sometimes, and I, maybe I need to revisit Tana, is I see a guest that I hate. And I'm like, oh, I'm going to watch this one. And I focus all in on Matt Rife, and I forget that I'm reviewing Tana is I see a guest that I hate and I'm like, I'm gonna watch this one and I focus all in on that right and I forget that I'm

Reviewing 10 when I saw for a year ago. They were introducing they have this gay friend who my daughter told me the big part of their world Now this guy Ari who what who used to not be gay mom to fuck both of them. They could have fucked Brooke Time I wanted to fuck him used to not be gay. That's not how that works You know like one day just like you know what I'm not be gay. That's not how that works. You know, just like one day, just like, you know what? I'm not getting laid. Maybe guys will fuck me. No, that was the thing. Now he just fucks hot couples.

So, I mean, that woman in the manor hot, and he's this ugly Jewish guy with weird girl here, but he's so gay that they all think he's fantastic. That thing, so they all just like fuck this unicorn and he hangs out with them. Right, that down. And so gay, girls want to fuck you But that's his whole thing he's sharing I like taking notes like

He just talks and he talks down to both of them and shit son them and they love it. Oh, I got to check this one out Adam Yeah, what's it was called who got peed on That was the name of the episode. Oh, oh, that classic. Yes. I'm a very special canceled. I never got to that part. Danamo Joe. Who got Pete on?

All right, guys, I think it's time for our Bridge of the Week. Bridge of the Week. We actually played this on the creep off bonus show yesterday. Vinny brought this over, But I wanted to play it again because our buddy Jim Norton got married Very big deal. Do you know about this Pat? I saw something on Instagram. I think yeah, so so Jimmy got married and He has this video out with him and his wife the newlyweds If this is acting it's brilliant. I do. If this is acting, it's brilliant.

I do not think this is acting. I think this is real. And Pat, maybe you can tell me what your thoughts are. I'm just going to go ahead and say, I don't know if this marriage is going to go well for these two kids based on what I'm seeing here. And I love Jimmy, but this does not like good. I'm recording. Okay. Just pull around me for a second. Nick, please. Give me one second.

Like this is literally why women don't get dressed up for their husband. Literally because they don't fucking care. That's not true. Like ladies, I get it. Men don't fucking care. That's not true. They really don't mean the end of the day. That's bullshit. They really don't give care. That's not true. Like ladies, I get it. Men don't fucking care. That's not true. They really don't end the end of the day. That's bullshit. They really don't give a shit. This is real. I can script this video. I know it's not a script video. They just literally don't give a shit.

It looks great. I just walked in. I have issue. They don't care. You're wearing a man jacket. Don't give a fuck. It's not true. A fur jacket wouldn't you like to fur jacket? I'm not saying you don't. It's just zero recognition. Ladies, I get it. Ladies, when your husband has a kiss poster. No. Perfect example. Kiss poster, like you don't have 90 of those.

It was literally. Wouldn't that annoy you? Have one Norwegian girlfriend. White. Exactly. That's fun. Right now. No. Give it to me. Literally, wouldn't that annoy you? Have one Norwegian girlfriend white white Well, I wish them all the best by the way, what I just want to point out to all the women out there you dress for each other We all know this Guys don't know what I mean if you're wearing something skippin you look good and it great Guys don't know what I mean if you're wearing something skipping you look good and it great

But we're really not that interested and where it came from who designed it or material. It's made out of no Just the results. Yeah, don't give a fuck. I want to see what it looks like. I'm a I'm for yep, that'll be nice That'll be an interesting treat for us, but now why isn't that called mans cleaning? That guy was telling women what they should think Good point You're right. Ladies, am I right? Like, I don't know, sir. Maybe you are. Good luck to you, too.

I good luck to both of them. I have a bonus for us on this Grinch of the Week. Ryan Rebalken found this guy named Verne. And he does a show called Cinema Recall. This guy seems like a character. We might have to look into him a little bit more based on what I've seen so far I am your host the Verne Not joined by my co-host Ashley Yurak because she has kids and she does a lot of work on her farm There should be a whole episode about Ashley on her farm. It would be absolutely great.

They'll love it. But I'm here on the verne and with me is a very special guest. I have with us in the studio. We have Mr. Brian Abrams who wrote the book You Talking to Me, which I'm holding here me which I'm holding here, mirror wise. So sounds like, oh, it's me. But yes, it's the book you talking to me. Brian, welcome to the show, buddy. Hello, thanks for having me. This is so cool. At what point does this author realize he's booked a very bad appearance? 30 seconds ago. He's booked a very bad appearance. 30 seconds ago. He's gonna have, he's gonna have, he tries to do the fake freezing up thing. Yeah.

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This guy looks less human than Tuky. Is that a real person? He's doing great. So this whole book is all about famous movie lines and the history of them how they were conceived either through the script writing process. Sometimes it was done on set with the actors just a little briefly What what catch you into movies still Jim nor Oh, so yeah, Verne is an interesting the Verde is a character to be so much better than him.

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He's making the media rounds off of sudden. Vinnie becomes friends with Celery John. And I was the biggest get the fucking dabble verse. Go figure. It's all it takes. So John on Thursday puts out a show and he's fired up. He shot out of a cannon to start things off He's very animated Moving his pillow around and there is no sound

very animated. It's moving his pillow around and there is no sound. That goes on for quite a while until somebody lets him know that there is no sound. So John reads the chat, figures that out. He looks like how he needs banana or something. He's sugar his hair in again. Shugging his mountain dew. He's got a young Pete Rose vibe going. It's time to go. Yeah. There you go. Sorry about that. Sorry about that. My state, the wrong button.

Got my bed you train here. Keeping myself in top physical condition. But stop. Clearly. Who's he behind us? I'm not sure if I can get a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little bit of a little How long has it been out? So Pat those spoilers this is gonna come up later when you bring that Joey see oh God damn it Joey see in him. Yes, it gets to work. Yeah, my internet's not working

so Apparently John is very proud of himself for having a veggie train because you could have just eaten food before the show started. That's what I did today. I don't know about you, craft. We're planning on having a delivery while we're here. I'm just going to make a segment out of it, but, uh, okay. That's gonna say sandwich. So I think that he's trying to show off to us that he eats vegetables. Yeah, I think so too.

I was just gonna be like, whoa, look at this adult. Yeah. What's out? He must be in training. I got vegetable money. I don't give a fuck. Okay, so this whole episode starts off. He's mad at Adam Hinnaker. Adam Hinnaker is the producer of Mizurlo's company. He's the guy who helps out Kevin Brennan.

And in the past when John went on Mizzou's company He has gotten to fights with Adam over emails that were sent or not sent and then it turned out that John was an idiot and he had a different Adam He was looking at his email and didn't realize and he apologized to him So I thought that him and Adam had you know, made up, John was on MLC this past week. Well, apparently, John's very angry with Adam right now. Now of course we have to start from the beginning and that is fuck you, Adam Henneka. Do yourself a favor, Adam.

Shut the fuck up about me, okay? I'm gonna play the clips. Don't worry. Do yourself a favor. Don't get involved. Stay out of it. And stand out of it. Stay the fuck out of it.

Whatever happened to all this devil versus so toxic, I gotta get myself out of it. John starts his show, mother fucking the nicest guy that I've come across in all these Different podcasts. Did you know Adam and all Pat? Yeah, I'm Adam. I've talked them once through it. They sweet harvigate like wonderful guy It just seems like he kind of minds his own business does this thing doesn't belong in this universe at all It is a weird connection with Kevin Brennan because after this John goes on to say that Kevin Brennan is the most hated comic in New York. He goes, and that's a fact, Jack. And he hasn't said that in a while, so I was excited about that. But he might be correct about that. We've talked

about it quite a bit. Kevin Brennan is hated by almost all the comics. Vinny talks to a lot of comics who come into the comedy at the Carlson on his show Carlson cast and he'll talk to him off air about Kevin Brennan. They're all like, oh, I fucking hate that. Like really well-known names that we would all know have all said fuck Kevin Brennan. Now Pat, have you had any experience with Kevin specifically? No, I've only been on a podcast with him. I'm a huge fan of Kevin and he's showing everything. Yeah. But I know comics that know him, but the stories are from years ago. So you don't know what to believe. And also those comics who told me those stories, they're kind of assholes too. So I don't really know. You know, you're right. Yeah, that is part of the problem right there. I mean, Kevin's whole vibe is he's

the angry old man get off my lawn. So if you're not ready for that, you think he's being rude. That's what Kevin is. Well, it is, but now, and I don't know if that was always his stick or whatever it is, but now he's getting to a point where he really is alienating himself. And the guests on his show are getting worse and worse. He, I don't, I don't want to tell Kevin out of live his life. It just seems like maybe he's doing some harm to his own brand and product the way that he's treated. See, I was more of a fan before the whole dabble verse with Kevin got involved. I watched lot then but I like Kevin shitting on I would never go on I've been asked to I other people but I don't want to get shit on

But I love watching him shit on all these people so I don't but I don't like when good guests are on with Kevin I like when yeah, that's a good point that's a good point. We're a lot of cramers are coming in getting beat up I like that you're right ready to veto is a better guess than someone the camera specs. Yeah, the guy who pulled his hair out and ate it and shit That guy's great. Oh, I remember that. Yes. Yeah I don't want that guy on my show or near me, but I want him with Kevin So it's I forget who I was talking to I saw him to someone just the other day about how Chad Zuma was great at talking to someone just the other day about how Chad Zumak was great at MLC because Kevin used him just to shit on him the entire fucking time. And so I love to see Chad back. I mean, I know he was on MLC this past week with like a psychiatrist or something trying to analyze what his problems are.

And once Chad became aware, it wasn't as good. True. Yes. It's not as good as when people told that you're being shit on. And he's like, oh, I'm being shit on then it sucks But when he didn't know and he thought it was a three-man team He really didn't think hey, we're the we're the best you me. Bye-bye We're all so great Kevin Bob beating up and doing it the most subtle ways they did it To Chad was the greatest combination there was I agree. That was a lot of fun. I missed those days All right, So John saw Patrick Melton calling out his kids. I can't, I don't think we've talked about it on this show yet.

But if you go to dabbers anonymous, you'll see Patrick Melton just unleashed. I love Patrick Mel. I like him too. Yeah. I love I think he's brilliant. I think he's great. My only issue with, with nobody likes onions, it just takes so long. I love the clips that I see when I tune in from time to time, I enjoy it, but I have a very different style. I like to move things along. He likes to make everything he was screeching halt. But I can put him on while I'm doing other shit. Right.

Yes, I'm right and I'm doing the work I was on the background. Then when he gets into on while I'm doing other shit. Right. Yes. I'm right and I'm doing the work out. There's not in the background. Then when he gets into a certain thing or it's Friday and he's super drunk and I go home from a show and he's been out for four hours, I can catch the end part. So I like the trade right that he, I like that it's his own weird pace. No, for sure. And everyone's got their own style.

He does a very good job with it. He's been doing it in a very long time. So he called out John's trans kid and the gay daughter that John has and John is you know obviously upset about this. The taste of a patching mountain this guy decides to go after my children and I'm not talking just mildly

I'm talking blatantly. Just fucking like, lays into them. Innocent kids. Didn't do anything to Patrick Melton. Not a one. They didn't do anything. But now, Patrick Melton decides to attack the innocent, those who do not choose to be in front of the camera.

So what do I do? Start getting emails and intel on fatty patty. Hey, you want to fucking play it? Don't fuck with the Eagles if you don't know how to fly. I was wondering how he's gonna finish that. A couple of things going on here. First off, people talking about John's kids is what John wants. He is hoping for this. This is the thing he loves to have happened because that gives him the moral high ground And now he can say you're bringing family into this these kids didn't want to be famous They just happen to have a super famous dad

Not there and he's so fucking kind of something about it too the fact that he's sitting there going oh Well, I'm gonna find out stuff about you now right The door's open so now I can be the piece of shit everyone knows I am They're gone. Oh, well, I'm gonna find out stuff about you now. Right. The door is open. So I can be the piece of shit. Everyone knows I am, but I have a reason. Yes. Right. You can't afford intel. What are they talking about? I can't pay anybody off. No, what we're going to discover here is that whoever's telling John's stuff about Patrick Mountain is also fucking with John. If there's, there's a crazy thing that happens in John's life, every person he talks to

is fucking with him all the time. I don't know how you survived that way. I would lose my mind if I lived on. It is like him and Kevin Brennan believe every person on the internet. It's wild to watch that. Oh, John will come out and say, well, you know, blah, blah. And I'm like, how do you know that? Well, it was on Reddit.

I was like, what's that? You're not on Reddit how do you know that? Well, it was on Reddit. I was like, what on Reddit? Did you fix it? That's a remix by Patrick Melton. But this is John who wants so badly to be the victim. He can't wait for people to talk about his kids and then Patrick takes the bait or whatever Patrick did. I don't know.

He's got his own thing going on. He decides to really call out John and his kids, which is the kumi he did about a year ago. And that was a lot of fun, but when he did it as well. So now John is going to start threatening him back. Patty, Patty, I'm not going to get into anymore about the rickster. Okay. about the register. But I will say shut up. Then pause that two words shut up. That's it. Okay. And I'll be alone. I'll back off. I'll back off. Okay. that's my that's my agree-new fit you If you breach that agreement Then I'll have the rickshaw on my show

And the rickster and I will have a very very nice conversation about you and White and white and the things that go on behind closed doors at the melting Adobe. What a cool. What a fucking cool this guy is. So he's playing that game. All people have to do this too. Oh, you want me to bring up such and such? Leave it alone. You're gonna keep talking about my kids. You better leave it alone because I talked to this guy Rick and he knows some things and I'll say him. So watch out and that threat is such a red could you imagine? If then Patrick mountain and I don't know Patrick mountain well He's been on the show before we've talked a few times. I guarantee the way he's gonna respond to this is not, all right, listen, I'm not talking about John's kids anymore.

I didn't realize he had an agreement. I didn't know he knew Rickster. I didn't know this would happen. It's come out. It's a dude. John, you're not threatening anyone. No one, this is something that John would be scared of if people knew personal information about him,

which is why he uses it. Every time John uses a tactic It's because he would fall for this Agreed but threatening to be an internet troll to a guy who's the Matt is like saying to Michael Jordan I'll play you in one-on-one if you don't do what I want like melton will destroy him. Yes. I know That's that's what's so funny about this is John doesn't understand. He's playing in the men's league now. He's not ready for it. He thinks that he can just intimidate people

and shut them up a guy like Patrick Mountain. That's the worst thing you could do. If you really wanted to shut up, and I think John does, that's probably the time to see if you can do it. I know he doesn't talk to them, but does he always think like, if I do this, Patrick will play along,

it'll help my numbers. Is that the thought process? Is there a thought process? Gosh, you know, they had Vince Russo on the BS show yesterday morning. And Vince Russo, WWF, W E FAME, he was part of the attitude era that was arguably the best era in pro wrestling. And Vince Russo was convinced that this is a work that's suffering. John, kind of my theory from a few weeks ago, something John can't be this dumb.

I've come around on that. I believe John is the dumb. I can do too, but I think someone is telling him to do. I think there is somebody helping him do the work. Interesting. Like he's the puppet. That, now that is a pretty good theory. That could very well be the case.

Someone's going, all right, this is what you do. This is how you tackle this one. It makes a lot more sense because he can't think of this. This is how we make you money. Interesting. It's all the teachers from his school, so he won't go back. I'm telling you, I'm just going to keep put, I'm going to manifest this. I'm going to keep putting it out there. We need a docu series on Stuntary John Beladez after leaving the tonight show. Everything that's

happened to him over the past seven years or however long it's been. Yeah, for the moment he had to eat yelled at Shuleen essentially attacked them from them on. We need the documentary. Yes, correct. It'd be yes, but not a documentary, a series of docu by season five, all the sudden. We're up to this part in the program. So whoever makes this, I want to play John. I'm super free. I'm fucking care for the reenactments. Yes. Travatic reenactments. So Joey C comes on the show later on. And John is talking to Joey C about Patrick Melton and this Intel that he got. And John is talking to Joey see about Patrick mountain and this intel

that he got. And apparently Joey see also fell for the same thing and it's going to try to help out. But he's got. I remember I told you for months, he talks about my kids and my wife every day. Yeah. All my wife a horror prostitute. But I found out the same shit and I went after him when he, and he plays it. It's all an act just to get people to watch him that hold things in that. So in other words, I guess I'm going to say what the allegations are that the whole thing that the story I got now, this is a legend and I'm not saying. So this is this big reveal that he was threatening Patrick with. And now he's going to do it again.

I heard the same thing and and Patrick Melton doesn't care if he's saying it's just fake it's not real so now this let's fight not with John Hannon's back pocket ready to go. Staying it's true story I got is fatty patties wife is having an affair with Rick is that the same information I stumbled on and you think it's not true. Melton puts it out there's an act of Tony that someone confirmed that several people Oh, no, that's part of his stick man. He's never married. He's never been married. He's not even married to him What is in his girlfriend? Used to be his brother

That's the whole work and that's all it's true Joe, but I've attacked him many a time ago and he plays it out like oh don't talk about my wife Don't talk about my wife. That's mean you're you're getting personal. He does it all is an act I've been told by several people and this guy that used to be his partner I don't know how I don't know how that somehow had been used to write comedy for him. He's the comedy writer. So John is confused by this whole thing. He's like, how can I get that being this guy told me this information. I was going to use it against him and I heard Tommy that Patrick actually planted that to fuck with us. So John is understanding that this is all a work and why importantly what's on

the documents? What are Joey sees documents? He's flipping through like all these pages and pages. But he never read them. He just keeps coming back and forth through the fast. Like it's a stick figure moving. He's just watching. You're right. Joey see has

nothing but props. That entire board in front of me is no idea how to use that. He's got the on air side. It's if it's so busy in his studio there. It's like, oh shit, you're on a microphone filled with candy. It just looks like a bad like WFA and radio show for the 80s to have. You're right. It looks like a skit. Like the meds aren't gonna win. Like, all right, Joey. See? All right. I just love that Patrick Melton ruins these two men's lives. The internet is beautiful. Would people say they don't like it? Yeah. The fact that Melton's in their head. He that he knows Joey see and he's ruined his life is beautiful. Oh, it's so funny because John is just like, Hey, Joey see, I got this thing on Patrick

Melton. I'm going to put him away and Joey's like, Oh, yeah, no, because John is just like, hey Joey see, I got this thing on Patrick Melton, I'm gonna put him away and Joey's like, oh yeah, no, I've been there, done that. I've been there, I've done that, John, no, that doesn't work. It's not gonna work, kind of, he thinks it's funny. That's not gonna work. He's got no wife.

He doesn't even have a wife. Yeah, there's a problem here. She's a comedy writer, John. Wait a second, there's such a thing as comedy. What's that? Yeah, John. Okay. Wait, Patrick Melton makes stuff up sometimes. Yeah, John. Okay, Patrick Milton makes stuff up sometimes.

Yeah, what? What was that possible? Okay. So we're gonna back up again when John before he brought Joey C. John is talking about all the research he does for his show. He does what he refers to as the proper research for it. But when I go on to do my proper research

and I go on hack versus anonymous in Shuleys and Adams, I don't even bother with dabble anonymous because it's a bunch of fucking horse shit and why it's about me and I don't waste my time. It's all the same people. Hack versus anonymous, Shuleys and Adams, Dan was an anonymous, or else you people would, and John goes, there's two good subreddits in one bad one.

They're all the same. One Fox news and one CNN. Yeah, John throw it down. Precisely, that's how he equates these things. I just love these doing all the research by going on both heck versus Adamist and Shuleys and Adamist. He's got all the proper research ready to go

for his show. 12 people yelling. Yes. I know it's all the same people yelling at each other. So that this is great because John Proozy does come on deaf or is anonymous. By the way, I did my first strike this time against

post on Reddit that post this very song. And if they don't take it down, we will have problems. This song is copyrighted. I sent them the copyright. It is registered with BMI. Now, you're probably thinking yourself, what song, Carl? I don't hear a song. Thank you very much, John Marla. Once again, for stripping the song out of the audio and sending me this entire video so that we can play it without John striking ice. Our channel. John had this brilliant plan

if he just loops 15 seconds of his song in the background, which is so and it'll drive anyone insane. If you just loop set the background for his entire show for 2 1,5 hours, you just hear this thing looping, then no one can clip it and goof out of it. He's completely wrong about that. We've already proven he's right, he's still doing it. He's siffered whenever he's in, it's like, no, we can just take it out. But he just said he put a copyright claim in on a sub-reddit, DaBler's Anatomist, to take a video down.

I don't know that DaBler's Anatomist gives a fuck about, or, Reddit cares about that. That's a YouTube thing where they get real concerned about music copyright I don't think anyone else be am I the body mass index? Why is he sending No, not I think it's a different one than that That's it. I know he thinks he has the upper hand Somebody is working with him because he wouldn't understand the loop thing. Right. Well, someone's there. They're not smart either, but they're smarter than him. He claims that hackrides don't want to give him the idea to do that.

And then I yelled at hackrides and then hackrides goes, no, no, no, there's a big reply out here. Of course there is hackrides. Oh, he's scary, but there is a mo. You know, okay, good point. Yeah, there's more to it than just that. Yeah. Okay. One of the things we've been talking about,

since John got back from Jamaica with his girl, did you know about this, Pat, the John, said he wanted to Jamaica last week? John claims, so he got a week's suspension from YouTube. And because he played, somebody called into a shower or came onto a show on StreamYard and played someone screaming the N word He played somebody called into a shower or came onto a show on stream yard and played someone screaming the N word and murder Joe Biden while girl was pooping

So he got one week suspension. It was a pretty good prank. It was brilliant. Oh, that'll get So I don't want anyone's channel take it down or anything like that. It was a pretty funny prank So John got a week suspension So in order to stick it to the trolls, he goes, well, I don't even care. I'm going to Jamaica with my girl for a week. So he started posting pictures on his Twitter that very quickly people discovered were not from him. These were pictures that existed years before.

He claimed he wanted Jamaica. So then he gets back. He comes in a show and he goes, no, I know, those were fake photos, but I did go to Jamaica. What? You're still pretending you wanted to make even though we found out that that was alive.

But what's crazy about it is he said, he went with this girl. And then on Monday's show, he said he had a date, the day before on Sunday. And then this show is Thursday, and he's bragging about another date. I had a really, really great, great day. Lastly.

But when I do that with the fellow Harley rider, adorable. What's his name? Yeah. Amanda. Okay, you had to say the name just to make sure that we didn't make fun of them for that. Obviously. Well, the man part, that's the whole Samantha, but just the man.

Yeah, man. Sam. So, did you notice there, he's trying to insidinuate that he got laid, but he's also trying to make it look like she's still there. Yeah, he's like, he's like, I had a date last time, and he looks over, he's like, oh, oh, he just doesn't want to know

what else in your apartment jacket. I mean, you in a veggie tray. Yeah, you're oh, oh, no one else in your apartment. Yes. Not you in a veggie tray. You're right. You're not fooling anyone with this. What is he 12? You're smell my fingers. He's the one.

So I don't know you guys sex with a woman. I don't know if you guys been watching the baseball playoffs, but I got the third base. I put it in her astro. John again, bragging about having a date, which that's how you know he's not dating girls and when he breaks about it, he's always lying. He's always lying about this shit. So this is great because we get to watch John scroll through Twitter. And I always love John comes so unprepared for his show that he literally we watch him browse the internet.

In real time, he's trying to find things he wants to talk about. I want to show you how this began. Oh, Cardiff did a great lady case songs. So I'm both me singing it. There was this citizen. Let's see. Hold on. I'm not going to show you that, let me just find, I want to get to the original host from Cinnison M.

So, he's trying to find a retweet, the citizen M put out that he wants to show us the tweet from, but you notice in there he goes, oh, Cardiff made a great Lady Kay video. I'm not gonna play you the whole thing. So John made a new song parody about me called Lady Kay, Pat. Oh, wow. He sang it three times when he first brought it out on a show. And he sang it again on this show.

And then he also had to play Cardiff's version that he put to music. Play K. I don't care if you are straight. Okay. It doesn't really matter He It's a little bit

Don't you didn and chase the tempo. I'm so terrible, I'm so bad. I don't care if you're gay. I wonder if he'll do this song on March 10th. Oh my God, people have to request it. Suttering John, why are you like that? I mean, he's like, you are gay. Like, it flows better, you are gay. You are gay, yeah, right.

But he's not good at songfaring, he's bad. He's not Yeah, right. Yeah. But it's not good. It's all fair. And he's bad. He's not good. He's not good. He's not good at stuff. All right. Or things.

So. John is reading this tweet. He's trying to find it's from Patrick Melton. And John doesn't understand sarcasm. My favorite kind of person is someone who reads the internet and thinks they know what's going on and they it's just the opposite. Can you believe this? I showed you guys what fucking Patrick Melton said about my children. Is bashing of the transgender community and is bashing of the gay community.

Well if you were so upset why did you show it to your audience that job? Well, you just saying a song about you being gay He calls me Carla and lady K. So he's calling me trans and then he says I might be gay It's like these are all things that are what you railing go later on. I said it doesn't matter to me either way I'm respectable of all the homos it doesn't matter to me either way. I'm respectable on all the homos. It doesn't matter who they are. But directly calling out my children, and he has the audacity. Right.

John has decided to go after my family and make it personal. This is a person with no self awareness. Zero self awareness. Ah! So, John is reading this to me. This says, John's decided to go to my family and make it personal. This is beyond gross.

And I ask for your patience and respect for my privacy instead of spreading lies in rumors. This goes for Rick as well. Just be cool right now, please. This is all sarcasm, dripping with sarcasm. And John does not get it. He's like, oh, it's a well-written joke. How do you not see that?

He's so fucking out of it, this guy. He has no clue that everyone's goofy at him all the time. And John pulls up like, exibiting. Yeah. By the way, I know what you wrote that down. Just now I pulled this as an ISO. This is a person with no self awareness zero self awareness. Look into the mirror.

So let's pretend for a second that he did take your chair and the creep off. Yes. Could you imagine what that would be like? What were we doing today? And then he just starts scrolling through shit. Yeah, just give me a second. It would be fucking great. I bring Jeffrey Dahman, be part of him. Yeah, he's my great, he's my great, great. Does he not know you can search?

I don't know. He literally looked up their name. No, you're just scrolled through. You're right, you're right. He got a looking for citizen abs tweet and he just going through a timeline. It's you somewhere. I wish everyone had their own page. So I it's fascinating to me.

And again, I take it all back. John is the stub because again, if he's playing a character, it's the most brilliant character any coffin would be. Yeah, he's day you get Lewis. From a yes. Yeah. For sure. There's no way he's pulling this off.

He really is this stupid that he's reading that tweet from from Patrick and thinking that he's gotten over out of it. I was like, oh no, this guy's going to talk about family after he bashed my kids. You know, that's you're fine for it. Again, John got your John is my favorite. I know. All right. When he's smug. Yeah. I want when John is smug because the jokes always on him. Always. He's always in the pole position and he said they're going, I told you guys, no guys no we laughed you that's why you're in front of us Melan said respect Rick at this time you get that part of the job right there My wife's boyfriend wants to stay private with this matter

All right, so John recently learned a new word. And we know what happens with John learns a new word. He loves it. And saying the most fucking nefarious shit about the trans community. He loves nefarious. Does he drink it new words? Never about my kid. I love the way he drinks the way, never about like it. I love the way he drinks Mountain Dew.

He chugs it. Lose, he loves the Mountain Dew. Not even tweens drink Mountain Dew. That's like that's too much about Dew. I didn't know it was possible. That's his finish. He's finished. All right.

There's a guy Mason in Portland. And if you watch any of these shows, you see him show up all the time in super chats and things. He's a supporter of all the shows. So he shows up. I'm here. He put some funny stuff up too. He's great. I love Mason in Portland. He really does. He shows up and John makes a very generous offer to him. Mason, I know you're in Portland. But if you want to come to Rochester, tickets on me, VIP hanging out everything. Okay. Everything. Well, what do you mean everything? It's not like everything.

I mean, they said go. Sounds like everything. So please, Mason is in Portland, Oregon to travel to, so the ticket price for a VIP and to see John show is $40. That would be less than 3% of the cost it would take for Mason to come to Rochester to see his show. John's like, you know what, I got this one.

It's on me. That's not gonna help him at all. The $40 is not my face. Don't even use a cover, everything of the travel. Oh, no. all. $40 is not- Oh, I thought he made me go to cover everything of the travel all that. Just the $40 ticket. Wait, so, basically, wow, I couldn't afford it, but now you're saving me $40 on the trip? I'm in, so let's go, let's do this.

That's like 12 mountain do's, that's a lot of money. I spent $40 in the airport if I have a 30 minute layover. Yes, it's nothing. It's not the Uber to the airport. Right. It's not even the Uber. It's not even parking at the airport. You're right. So then John, after this, because you see it's $2, he always gets like a two bucks.

So someone gives him $10 and John goes, because Kevin Prattens always ragged on John for reading $2 superchets. And John goes, see Kevin John for reading $2 superchets. And John goes, see Kevin, I get $10 superchets, then he goes, hey, if you guys send me $10, $20 superchets, that'll piss off Kevin Prattin. So now we got to give John money to piss off Kevin Prattin for some reason, like, I don't even want the money. No, it's not for me, I'm rich, but you know,

it'll piss off Kevin. It's a principle. Kevin's not watching. You have no idea. Can you imagine if Kevin's in hell going, Jesus Christ, I get 20 million. So bitch. God damn it. 20, super chance.

All right. So this is John playing the video of me saying that no one wants to be his friend. John thinks that people are desperate to be his friend. No one is. You think what you have 100 pictures of me hanging up? You're annoying. This is the first of many times. This idiot has how many pictures up of me

in his fucking shit hole battle fucking basement and yo you don't want to be my friend really really so why do you have a hundred pictures of me hanging up on your wall huh why why we covered this. You killed me. You don't want to be my friend? Explain this. Explain that. Yeah. Okay. It's real easy.

I'll be happy to explain that, John. Yeah. So that's a joke at your expense. It's a fan art from Joyce Smith. And actually, there's a number of things up here that we have up in the studio that are John and they're all goofing on him. I'm not a fan of it. I don't think he's good at this stuff.

The only cartoon we're even to the words you say are spelled wrong in the air. Like that's how dumb he thinks you are. He's got a cockroach on his shoulder. His green screen is falling down. The image on it is a stock photo that didn't pay for. He's got boxes in the back. There's so many jokes on that.

In fact, let me do this. I'll get out of the way of it. And also, instead of a course light, he's drinking a poor white. So the idea that John's going, well, Carl obviously wants to be my friend. Oh no, I had the opportunity to be your friend and I certainly declined right away on that job.

Trust me. See, I feel like there's a deeper friend and I certainly declined right away on that job. Trust me. See, I feel like there's a deeper rooted thing because John Furrell out in the last year or so has been obsessed with the paneling in your room there. Yes. So I think something happened to John in a basement with panel. Where it turned out someone was not his friend.

Wow. No. He wanted to show him a puppet show of a whole different kind. You know, that's interesting. Yeah. Eugene show of all different kind. That's interesting. Yeah. Eugene the kinky b-shots as butt stuff. I think that's what we're saying.

Yeah. Oh no. Poor John. That's why he thinks you're gay because that guy in the basement was also when he's like, yeah, you got to be every time Pat's odd, he enlightens us to something that I did not think of. He's spot on with this analysis.

That's something happened. John had a gay experience in a wood-paddled basement or room in the 70s, and he's not forgotten it. No. Oh, no. Oh, no. You're right. Yeah.

That's why he's so mad. You want to be my friend. You want to, right? And then he forgets he's on a podcast, and he's really asking you at the end of that. He's like, yes, yes, right, friend. You want to, right? And then he forgets he's on a podcast and he's really asking you at the end of that. He's like, yes, yes, right? Friend. Are you there? Hello, you're going to kick out of this one, Pat, because you're a Kevin Brennan fan. John explains that he's way more talented than Kevin Brennan. Deadpool, why do you give me 99 cents and give fucking KB 99 bucks?

You know what man? I'm way more talented. I'm way more famous. Okay, I got to back that one up. So it starts off, he's angry. The same thing that he thought he was telling his listeners, Kevin would be mad about, if you give me money, it'll make Kevin mad. It doesn't.

No one cares. But when John does it get as much money as Kevin gets, he gets mad. So every single fucking time with him, it's all projecting. It's whenever gets him angry, whenever gets him nervous, that's the same tactics he uses. And he always thinks it's deflecting. Yeah, he always outs himself. Every time, yeah, it's amazing.

I'm not even a psychology student. I don't know if you know that about me. You are now. I know, I feel like. Come on, walk, walk. about me. You are now. I know. I feel like, come on, I'm going to say. Shut up. You're not. But also, like, just read the whole thing.

Deadpool gives a lot of money to make Stevie Lew leave or throw someone out, whatever. Like, Deadpool cares so little about Joe E.C. and Hamzac 99 says, what? Like, I stay. I don't fucking care. 99 says is the equivalent of taking money out of your pocket what you're doing a super chair like fuck you He might be correct that if you ask every human ever in the world who the two of them are People might know Southern John from Stern a long time ago It's in tonight show a long time ago, but talent wise no, no, not and I'm even shitting on Brandon's a brilliant comic and a very funny guy

He's way more talented John is very funny guy way more talented. John is way more famous way more talented and Wayne Dilly here would also us to say Wayne's comparing himself to Kevin here. Deadpool, why do you give me 99 cents and give fucking KB 99 bucks? You know what man? I'm way more talented. I'm way more famous. I'm way more successful and I have way more money. What? I have way more credits than in tons of more things I've done more in entertainment community than Kevin Brennan ever will.

That's the fact. That's not true. Period. And I ain't done yet. Yes, you are. You are, Don. You're definitely done. So this is Don.

This is what's done. This is, this is, this is, this is, haven't you shown me see if the gas had your show as the definition of your done and show business. But I want to be mad because Tookie's not available to be on your show. He's done. He's a fucking dad. You can't even keep on. So John just said he has way more money than Kevin Brennan. Now that is such a childlike thing to even say. This is a child that we're talking to right here. He's like, I have more money than Kevin Brennan. Now, that is such a childlike thing to even say. This is a child that we're talking to right here.

He's like, I have more money than him. My dad could beat up his dad. Like, what are you talking about? Well, then why do you need Kevin's money to first come back to this? Well, right, this whole thing started with John is upset and we'll get into that that Kevin only paid him $100.

The last time he was on Kevin show. And he gave him a thousand, right? Well, how much money was it the first time when you went on three thousand dollars? Well, if he has more money, he has more money now because he took Kevin's three thousand dollars. Yeah, that's why he has more. It's like monopoly, right? That three thousand could have gone to Brooks only fans. Right. Oh, God, yeah, we're gonna get a phone. Right. Oh god. Yeah. We're gonna. Oh right now.

Oh, fuck wasted money. Wait, does she have an only fans? Can you? Well, we're, um, so how could she not? She doesn't unfortunately. So I love the fact that as John's complaining about only getting $0.99 instead of $0.99. He also explains he has way more money. You can't have it both ways. You can't be begging for Dollars on the internet and exclaim that you're loaded. Yeah, the guy was only offering Mason a free ticket to his show. Yeah, why would he have cured that lady's cancer a long time ago by himself? I mean, all this money. Right when he was when he was trying to get the money for the chemo treatment that he ended up helping out the kids. He gave we gave less than 200 dollars for that. And a mini iPad

and a video iPad and I think it's my party. The party gives the kids he'll never let you forget about that. Okay, so Kevin's talking about John calls him from time to time. When I talk to him for so long whenever at the end of day he calls me like, not often, but he's always been drinking a lot, you know. Okay. That I could sue you for. That is not true. Okay. First of all, I'm stunned. I'm not drunk. John, you can't sue Kevin Brunton for saying that whenever you call him your drunk, you would not win that case. That's John is John. He's going to take it all the time.

The idea that that would go to court and they would have to bring up these different exhibits. Well, here's John wastes on a show Tuesday. Here's a waste on a show on Wednesday. And Thursday, he's wasting on a show. If he appears in court any other One more time he's gonna get Lenny Dijkstra. Yeah, right. Yes. I know, Johnny. You don't have a reputation anymore What do you think is that you honestly said I didn't highlight the funny bone of Kalino

So insane I just love the jazz. I can sue them for that. There you can. You've no idea how the law works. Johnny, prove that time and time again. So now let's watch John shoveling food into his mouth during the show. That's always a good thing to do out of podcast. And that's why I think I think why Adam does that because he's got no choice. You know, It's your turn to talk, Jen. I'm Joe. So you see looks like retarded Paul Schaefer, by the way, because there's a few more.

I'm a little hungry this morning. All right. Yeah, why don't you play your musical number four, Joey? Well, I chew on my food here. So she would not be. He's not a person. David cannot pronounce a letter, man.

All right. So there is John wolfing down his food. And the reason why I play that for you is because the payoff here is fan fucking dastak. And Joey, do that's the move, go, man. Yeah, I think they can go back. I mean, what do you mean, like, bad out? Just ordered I think they can go bad. I mean what do you mean like bad out? Just ordered that today. I'm sorry. I have to play that again

Hey Joey, can vegetables go bad? Have you ever met a vegetable before you don't know the vegetables can go bad? Are you insane? And if you don't know the vegetables can go bad are you insane and if you don't know you think Joey Go to him for advice. This is the 160 IQ set a red job a lot does wonder if vegetables can go bad I wish Joey said no, they're fine. Yeah, they'll be good better I got a vegetable seller Why are there can vegetables then, John? Why? Why did I just put him in a Ziploc bag and sell him? Joey, do vegetable go bad?

Yeah, they can go bad. What do you mean bad out? You just ordered that today? I got one. Oh yeah, you had an refrigerator? Yeah, yeah, they could go bad. Yeah, they could. How was he made it this far? Yeah, I'd be careful with that. Yeah, they definitely go bad. I am a grown-out them. It's like a nice, like a stower. Yeah, X-T8. I throw it out, man. You're gonna get some of the ways that. Oh my god. It started off with like John was pregnant eats vegetables and showing off his cucumbers Turn to do I think this is all right. I think this is going bad. What are you doing with that pause?

He doesn't refrigerate them either. They've been on that tray for a week That tray has been out like chips either way you know my vegetables that are already sliced up He's got a vegetable tray and he thinks that's gonna last a week and the fridge, it's not. What are you doing? The beauty of John is though that there is no filter, good, nor bad. You know what I mean? Like most people would take a bite go, oh, if it's bad and not say shit and push it away. Not go, hey, Joey, see him.

I gotta die. Joey's like, I'm not sure. Uh, Q-Cum is not supposed to taste like pickles, are they? Not go hey Joey see him. I gotta die. Joe is like I'm not sure Cute come as I supposed to taste like pickles are they no not to you picking up John. Okay, well we might have a problem. Let me have a few more I'm Joey vitamin C so I know all about this We talked about beginning of this segment John's all pissed at Adam Hinnaker. And it's like, why? Why is he mad? What did Adam do? We're going to finally find out here.

He finally plays this for us. Because, yeah, listen, the reason I did it, like I said, the reason I did it yesterday was like, because I knew it was going to be a problem. It's always a problem with John. And no matter what I payment, no, it's not always a problem with me, Kevin. The first time he sent me 175 bucks, it was not a problem. Second time he sent me 150. And I was like, wow.

Okay, I guess I got, I guess I didn't perform as well. See, you're liking it. But when you send me a hundred bucks, that's a pay cut. That's like a big, big cut. I just want to point out this is so weird that John is upset about this because the difference between $100 and $75 is pretty much zero. It's not going to change your life one way or another. And being a guest on the podcast is not supposed to pay you anyway. I don't understand that whole word.

It's paid. I don't get it either. Kevin's paid me a couple times for being on MLC And I'm just appreciate it and say thanks and move on And then when I went on with southern Johnny didn't pay me and I understood he's paying John I go okay, this is the guy who's just saying he has so much more money than him And he's pissed about what he's getting from this guy But also because I watched this episode of MLC John came on late in the show and left early

He wasn't on very long So he's like how come I got 125 bucks a time I was after three hours and only a hundred dollars John came on late in the show and left early. He wasn't on very long. So he was like, how come I got $125 a time? I was after three hours and only $100. I was after 20 minutes. I mean, if you do the math, you're getting paid way more, buddy. And he knows math. And he does no math.

We know that. So I'll try to. Yeah, the exposure is the payment. Like, correct. I come on here. Your fans find out who I am. They follow me somewhere. I make money off that. come the gigs things of that nature

The fact he's getting paid means he has nothing else. You're not promoting anything You're literally give me money and then I came to your house to eat. I'm like give me a dollar Right The first time I went on Anthony Kumia's show, my sister was like, oh, they pay you for that? I'm like, no. I wouldn't even think that they would pay me for that. I went on 11 times in one year. It was awesome every time.

Right, I never even thought to be like, well, they all be moneyed out. I was like, no, it was a good exposure. People learned about who I am. Because I'm like, you don't understand this work? Well, what could you want? That's how this works. But I got to talk with a legend.

A bunch. I should have paid him, obviously. Yeah. So this is John, this is his big gripe. You only got paid $100. The last time I was out there and we talked about this, but it's so insane because Kevin even asked him, like how much money do you want, right?

And John's like, you're a failure, you'll figure it out. And then bitches about how much he pays up. Yeah. So it's like, if there's a number in your head that you think you should make say it It's go ahead and just say it John. Yeah, otherwise. It's your fault. Right. Don't make it a mystery and then complain Do something on the show to warrant more money, right? I'll reveal this if someone donates a hundred But and then Kevin could I can give a little bit more something like that or Kevin's obviously basing it off

What the numbers were and giving him a percentage of it. Right. It's based on how much he makes in super chats for that episode. He's he's talked about that before. But also to your point, Pat, let's say you had a big get like, for example, the first time you got something in China, John had not been on the internet for eight months. He comes on, Mr. Lo's company. It's a big build up. Everyone knows John's coming on and tons of people are watching the show and super chatting and all that kind of stuff. Oh, I sat and waited. I was like, I was like, It was a big deal.

Right. Yeah. John comes on the show without announcing it to his followers without saying anything you just pop son because he gets the link mid show and then leaves. This doesn't do Kevin any good at all. It's not like people are just like, Juds and I will see. I boss, I gotta go home. I'm sorry judge and I will see boss. I gotta go home I'm sorry. I gotta leave early today. I gotta get home and watch this. I think now if it didn't help Kevin in any fucking way

Have you got the shark? Let's get none of the guests help Kevin in any way and I'm friends with some of them I love ski masks every time he's like give me 30 dollars and shut up be happier on bread and show people know you are Yeah This is where we get into why he's mad at Adam 30 down and shut up. Be happier on bread and show people know you are. Yeah. This is where we get into why he's mad at Adam. So far, there's no reason for him to mad at Adam. So let's find out what Adam did. That was so bad. I got. Why, how much I paid him. So I'm like, what do you want to get paid? What do you want to get paid? You know, I'm certain to think that he's not that easy to get along with. Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Okay. Pat, when I tell you, this is all it took

to get John all the wound up. But I get it because it's the same thing as Melton did. Yes. So, Cass, he doesn't understand it. I'm certain to think it's not easy to deal with that or he's not. It's not. Ask, re-pennate. But he's not a fun way Waytho. And John's about

to prove his point. Yep, here we go. Okay. That's now you declare war. Okay. You fucking greased out head. Fucking. You're gonna. You're gonna switchy prick Adam Hinnigot. It's a fast you can do. Shut the fuck up about me. Keep my name. How do you fucking mouse? It's terrible. Don't talk about me. You're shut the fuck up.

You had fun wearing. But Kevin just basically called him a retard for 20 minutes. Yeah. Kevin's fine. That him goes, he might be difficult sometimes. Fuck you. You're twitchy. Yeah.

No. So Pat, you're understanding the same way that I am. What John is doing is he's going after the target that he thinks he's better than or bigger than or can one up in some kind of way. So Adam says almost nothing and listen to how John responds to this. Yeah. I this is why goofy Adam should shut the fuck up. All right, Adam. Shut the fuck up about me.

You got that bitch? Who are that's me petta? You are my bitch. Who are that's me petta? Let's go back. Here, here is a nice fucking nice face Adam Nice face. She's not be calling out anyone for their face John Nice face, but do you see what I mean? So this is John saying like oh, uh He can't say anything about me because I'm the stunner John Melendez of the Howard Stern show It's like no, you're a loser Adam can say whatever the fuck he wants. He doesn't care if you're upset about it. Trust me He doesn't give a fuck and it's not gonna. It's not gonna watch his mouth next wants. He doesn't care if you're upset about it. Trust me, he doesn't give a fuck. And it's not gonna watch his mouth next time. He doesn't give a shit.

He's just looking at who he thinks can hurt his money and who can't. Kevin gives me money. Adam doesn't give me money so I can yell at Adam. Yes. Yeah, it's just it's the easy target for Stuttering John Melinda. That's why he goes after the. But Adam's the one who reaches out to get you on and reminds Kevin to have a lot So like you kind of want to keep him in your pocket because he's the guest booker if you will

Well, no, it doesn't make any fucking sense for John to go after Adam and all he's an idiot or anyone Oh, right. Yeah, that's a good point. It's because like everyone's ass Like I just realized that I'm gonna be in his videos now because of this episode. So thank you Here, which I put this out clear for a while I know it's better shut the fuck up. I know it's my business. I'm eating this 30-day old piece of chicken. Wait, just chicken to go back. Hey, Joey see. Should I cook this?

Speaking of my bitch, I want to bring on the very lovely very talented Cardiff electric Oh, hey, Curtis my bitch And of course, kindi is here as well. What's happening? Kendi Oh, you did it's not a good way to meet my kindi. I'm so sorry Pat meet Kendi. I'm a little star struck by the potato. Wow. I haven't seen Kendi like this before. It's usually shot out of the cannon, but today, Kendi, if you really really press me just keep calling on chompers? Oh, I'm letting everybody else do that for me

Seriously, that really has caught on for some reason I never I got a tax message from kindi she called me was it chompers? Yes, and dummy dummy brings it up, but now it's become my fucking nickname I'm like three different shows who brought it up. Could have just been a private conversation between Gideon myself. But did she put hearts around it? So was cute. And we're like, we're the beavers face. More of the latter.

Before I was the hearts. I don't know if you guys are watching earlier, but we met my new favorite person in the world Brooke Scofield. If you're familiar with Brooke, Kennedy. Not at all. Oh, wow. Get to know her. Yeah.

Great. Get to know her. I guess she's not impressed. All right. We're going to play to catch an alien. Are you familiar with this game? No, I'm not. Okay, it's really easy.

We're going to watch this guy? No, I'm not. Okay, it's really easy. We're gonna watch this guy, Tommy, who hosts MSCS Media. And we're pretty convinced that Tommy's from another planet and he's trying to assimilate and become a human. He's not good at it, but he keeps getting better every day. And so what Cardiff does, he puts together this game for us, where we watch Tommy say some words and then he pauses it and we had to figure out what he's going to say next. He gives us multiple choice. So we all have a shot at this. It's a fascinating game that we play here. It's time for everyone's

favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play? To catch yeah, we are now an alien I just explained it Dry run next next round the ultimate Control what I what I feel is gonna happen is some sort of Third party not I'm not gonna you know alien whatever you want to call it hold on a second So this is the guest on a show this card if what's going on? What is he leaning over like that? the guest on his show. This is what's going on. What is he leaning over like that?

He's like, this guy could not stop fidgeting with the mic and moving the mic. He could not talk unless he was holding the mic in his hand and moving it around. The sure, sure corporation makes a great microphone because there was no noise from him constantly fiddling with that microphone. So congratulations to the sure corporation. Wow. All right. Yeah. He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a He's a Billy Carson who we had in he's you know that's Tommy right there Pat I could tell

Right away Vulcan vibes I got what fascinating about Tommy not only is he from outer space But he loves to talk about aliens. He's like hiding in plain sight. He's one of these guys just like yeah No, I'm also fascinated by aliens guys guys. Just like all you earthlings are. I started a podcast because that's all you earthlings do. That's what everyone does. Billy Carson, who we had in, he's, you know, with all this stuff, stone tablets and everything.

That's what he thought. He thought that they were introduced. I don't know. Yeah. He's very, like, if you want to know about all this stone tablets and shit and craziness, anyway, what he says is that the government's implementing the Sanlean stuff. Oh, here they are now. They make you afraid of them.

And they discount it. Sometimes it's a goof. Right. Right. But eventually they make that the thing that scares the fuck out of everybody. Just now, we have to go with the so coaxing. You have to go by this laser gun now. That's the end all.

No, that's it. That's the end all. No, the end all, that's it. That's the end all. That's what he said. And, you know, again, just a theory. I hope it doesn't happen in my ear, my children's lifetime, but it seems like it's building to an end all. Well, your theory was agreed upon by a guy who's been researching this shit for 45 years.

I don't read a research shit. I'm just talking to this one. If I was hosting this show, I'd be like, just leave the fucking mic there and talk yeah Jesus fight yesterday pushing away What are you doing? Let's leave it there whole show Oh Also, he's sucking out a helium balloon. I think so okay 45 years. I don't read a research shit

Okay, well, I'm just telling you that someone who does goes along with your idea real yeah No,, I've got a noosterdough. I'll send you the video. I'll send you the I'll send you the I don't know what you're birthday. I don't want to hold you up too much. Hopefully you guys come back in again and have some more fun. What did Tommy say next? What are your choices? Number one, what about the vaccine? Be chocolate or vanilla? Yes. Oh, I gotta call this out. So the other thing to know about this guy, Pat, is that he is way in a conspiracy theories and way into he is, you know, I went, I went, I'm going to use the word anti-vaxxer,

but he definitely thinks that there's some shit going on with the, the whole COVID pandemic and, and the controls that came out of that. Also, chocolate or vanilla is the question the card of you just ask on his podcast. Back when he was a podcast. He next. Here are your choices. Number one, what about the vaccine? Be, chocolate or vanilla? Next, what about the weather? Four, what about the, what's it called Rob? Lastly, what about Biden to catch an alien? All right, he's baiting me with this one,

but I'm gonna go for it anyway. I'm gonna say it's number four, what's it called Rob? He loses this train of thought, and Kendi, I'll go to you next. What do you think it is? I'm thinking it's next to the weather because I think what he means is climate. Oh, yeah, very possible.

I like that, Pat, what do you think? I'm with you. I feel like that's a baiting thing, but I think it's weather because aliens don't think to choose control it. So they're going to ask that question. You know, it's not about aliens. That's helpful. Yeah. Producer Chris. That went with next, right?

The weather? No. Yes. Yeah, I was weather. That was it. All right. I went with four. Yeah. I went with four. So we're both on four. They're both on three. Yep. And perhaps you mispronounced shulies. Who's there? One last thing I'd like to get a question on, I know it's your birth

that I don't want to hold you up too much. And hopefully you guys come back in again and have some more fun. What about the weather? and have some more fun. What about the weather? Do you think it's a weather? Finally, I won one. Candy, congratulations. I lost. This is the-

I just wrote Candy's co-tail. She's who's smarter, you guys. I went there. I was always doing it. There is a- I'll make a beginner's luck on this show. We've had a lot of first-time players win, so congrats on that. I lost the first two times. No, I know. Candy, you suck. But I'm saying a lot of other people are that. I lost the first two times.

No, I know. Can you suck? But I'm saying a lot of other people are good on their first time. I say what you call the day. What do you mean? I can't say to you. I'm the one who's the one who's the five. I do.

Do we go? I agree. I agree. Do you think in so much shape or form? I'm trying to harmonize it for like for instance, why? That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the weather control technology. Enough to catch an alien. This episode is brought to you by Subreddit surfing live Saturday, March the

9th. Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com. Sit Eugene sit. Good dog. Is that a bark from the actual Eugene on their cart? Allegedly. Allegedly. Okay. That's pretty cool. All right. What have we done today, guys? I think we've done it all. We talked about Tana Mojo, whatever her name is, doesn't matter because Brooke Skofield was the star of that show.

As far as I'm concerned, Jim Norton got married and things are going well. We learned about cinema recall featuring the Vern, Stuttering John is putting music on his show so no one can goof on him anymore. It's so nefarious. It's got that. Yeah, it's got that figured out. So you know what that well and then Kindie and Pat both caught an alien. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. I don't think we've ever done this before.

But on the teaser of this episode is a show we've already seen on this episode. That's right. The cringe of the week is turning into the next week's episode because check this out. No, it's not on. It's blinking. Yes. Sully from Jacked Up Review Show was a guest. Oh, that's amazing. We're here everyone. Welcome to Cinema Recall Podcast. Coming to you live, using the new software called Riverside. I hope this works. We did a test for it. And it seemed to come through clear enough, so we're just going to do the shots.

So, but welcome everyone. just going to do the shots. So but what are everyone? I am burned by the way. I'm Ashley. Well, Ashley's there for this one. That's good. Yeah. He was missing the farmer. Okay.

Yeah, apparently. So that's exciting. We'll have a midweek episode like we always do. I'm Wednesday at five if you're on our Patreon or our YouTube channel or supercast. You can watch along with us as we delve into Vern with Sully. From the jacked up review show, one of the favorites over here. Pat, oh, it's thank you so much

for coming on. It's been too long. We'll have you back again soon now that you got a new computer. Yeah. Now I know know only eat new vegetables. So that's great. I learned a lot. Yeah. Oh, but Pat's going to go through his fridge and be like, these can't be here for weeks.

I got to throw this stuff out. I just learned this was dinner tomorrow. God damn it. Now, where do people find you, Pat? Go to my YouTube channel. Pat Oads, just search me on there. There we're starting to climb up a little bit. A lot of my comedy clips are on there.

So check me out there. Awesome. And your YouTube channel is Pat Oads. Pat Oads. Just Pat Oads. I think you just pat Oads at this point. I switched it. Awesome.

A thousand times. Search me. It'll look like me. You are a fan favorite on here. So thank you so much for coming out. I love being on the show. So thank you for having me. Cool.

Yeah. We'll definitely have you back again. Candy, anything that you're promoting? Circumcision. Do you have an only fans or something? No. Not yet. Where she does circumcisions? No, I'm just promoting it.

Oh, okay. Why is that? Is that your, I think it's an important cause? Very good. Carried if anything, you're promoting aside from promoting circumcision. Okay. Very good. And and server at surfing.com and southern john live.com.

Go there. It's my tickets. Oh, wait, I have one more thing. Yes, please go to the creep off.com and vote for Vinnie. No, definitely not. I saw a video on El Herbley show this morning. He's making the fucking media rounds now. On his apology to her.

You're not getting enough attention, Carl. I'm bleeding plenty of attention. I don't have to be friends with Suddory Jad to get out of people's shows like Vity does. So I'm good. Everything's good over here. All right. We're going to play a new segment. We're going to listen to some voicemails.

I think Kinney might have some reviews. Pat, at this point, I will let you go, buddy. I know you've been here for two hours. I really appreciate it. I had a great time. Thank you guys so much. So much. Thank you so much.

And please, everyone, join us again next time. It might be the episode we fight out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave all every bonnie. Party in the mustets of morning radio. And now to show these clothes right now. Okay. Great show.

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KBPaid.jo 100 bucks for this week's appearance? John is losing his shit over it. He told KB, pay me what you think is fair. Apparently, that wasn't fair to John. Edgy Lorde, zero is more fair. From Discord, Eugene Fartinthusius declares, If ICP is an insane clown-possy-based cryptocurrency, I'm not interested. Kier Slayer, I cannot believe the crew missed the backyard reference with the original

show review when she's talking about the dog poo. And by the way, Eugene the Hound Mix. I'm gonna be honest. The trio of Lucy, Andy, and Chris made the show actually pretty funny. Lucy is a cutie pie and it's nice to hear Carl making sure that she has room to talk. He is a gentleman. From Patreon, Deluxe says, how gross. Did Carl just call Annie a trill?

Down Carl. I heard it. Mr. Hamiltonberger reports, Carl has clearly been chiefing so many cocks that it's affecting his tum tum. Trevor Zero proclaims, parody song was fucking hilarious this week, perfect 10 Tony, and from YouTube, David Berliner posts, Carl blew it when he rejected Stuttering John's friendship. Now who's Carl gonna get to watch all the cats he doesn't have when he's away? James Newsom? S.J. show is like an hour-long variation of Frado yelling, I'm smart, not stupid like everyone thinks!

Gridlow, he's focused on Carl's teeth hoping he can recycle old Baba Booie material. Hashtag, hack, Brian Quinn, for a guy that has a daughter cause playing as a dude, he sure goes for those gay jabs on Carl a lot. Mike Borgman notes, John Nupaine, his bet, is another example of him being a cheap no-honour coward. You are defined by your actions, not by the words that come out of your face. Catty Daddy suggests, If you really want to get under John's skin, start calling him a welcher.

And Paganhark plays us out with, if I hadn't been following the dabbleverse and just saw this, I'd think John was special means. He has special needs, That is for sure. Speaking of special needs, Kendi is here to read some reviews for us. Kendi, what are people saying about us on the old internet there? There's only one new one. All right. It looks like it.

The title of it is Kreggers. I don't know. It's by Chomper's Clubfoot. Okay. We're on the third. All right. title of it is Kreggers. I don't know. It's by Champer's Clubfoot. Okay. We're on the start. All right. And it is needs more demons. Too much Champer's. I agree.

I sure have. I didn't write that. Is that a five star review? No. Oh, four. Oh, four. No one's asking for four stars. We want five star off the chompers So if I get my teeth next will they change it to five? I don't make it a one can you negotiate I might be happy please candy?

No Can you're in a different place than usually not in your bedroom tonight looks like? Yeah, I'm squatting. you're going to be a good friend of mine. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good friend of mine. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good friend of mine. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good friend of mine. I'm not sure if you're going to be a

good friend of mine. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good friend of mine. I'm not sure if you're going to be a good friend of mine. her house every fucking time she was on the show. I think there's just showing off. It could be a little bit of a dollar. I have a basement. With wood paddling. What that was a fascinating revelation, I don't know, you called a revelation, but I think that John was raped by a guy in a wood panel room in the 70s, maybe early 80s. I think that's the only thing we can figure out from this. I was out for it. You're gonna see the way I was dressed. That's not funny. Those are good jokes. No one thinks

that's funny. You guys want to hear some voice mails? See what people are thinking out there in the WTP. Yes. Carter. The answer is yes. We do. Oh, yes. Yeah. Okay. Very good. Yes, Carter, the answer is yes, we do. Oh, yes. Yeah. Okay. Very good. Yeah. Oh, what's up guys big fan of the show. Carl, I have a suggestion that I think you will luckily not enjoy. First date with Lauren Compton. Now it's over on the YMH channel and I know you guys have already covered some of those, but oh my god. channel and I know you guys already covered some of those, but oh my God. Does this ditch drive me up the fucking wall? And I'm sure you'll see why. But uh, yeah, definitely check it out. All right. First date with Lauren Compton, I did check this out and she did have Matt Reifon. As a cat, I gotta get a little breathing room, I think first. Then we'll talk about hot

Matt Reif. What do you think about matte rife, Kenney? Are you a fan? He looks like a 12 year old. So you're into him. That's what you're saying. No. Fair enough. Well, it's not the weird about his mouth, do.

This one's for you, Kenney. You get a lot of voice bells. I don't know if you heard our last episode, but. Yeah, I had. OK. So this is for you, girl. Come to you. Come to you. A little bummer, dude. Yep Yeah, total bummer. She's a doubter her animal her her animal

Definitely no doubt it's a damn Starfish Starfish you frame to her but holster is that what you're talking about right now. It would be a chocolate starfish sir Thanks Ralph. This is the right channel. He can help himself. This is going in a direction I do not want to go in. All right. All right. Huzy was on the show. People love Huzy. No one dislikes Huzy. And then he called into this show and our voice mouse air. Hey Carl, thanks again for having me on your show. You're welcome. I know you're going to hear a lot of people saying,

I railrode it your show, but don't listen to that shite. Even though your show was great before me came in on. Well, anyway, play my clip 6. I know it's 35 minutes, but you'll play it anyway, won't you? All right Jesus Carl the show is going great what happened Play in his clips Play it buddy. Yeah, actually

Phil, we had the curtain real quick Lucy tight box also listen to that show the you spring in my spring steam bean thing and She goes I had a couple clips too But after that you see she's like I'm like yeah good good smart move on that one. We didn't need any more clips from that show Here's another huesy fan comment. Well, I guess that was huesy himself. This is a huesy fan comment man I never really got this easy hate on this show. I always thought it's kind of funny But after this week I get it now when he made it listen to those fucking improv idiots. They were so fucking unfunny in retardate on surprise They weren't speaking with Irish actions themselves But I will say you kind of redeem yourself with the new bonus episode

Where you got a stuttering job daughter on buying stupid homework? Oh, yeah, good job man. Keep it up I'm not sure if you're gonna get a good job man. Keep it up. No, remember that. Remember doing that. That's weird. All right, here's another hussie hater calling into the

show. Hey, there is no fucking way that you should be going on any fucking show would talk about if somebody's not funny. Hussie is the most unfunny alcoholic I've ever heard and I listen to fucking stuff from

John. He's terrible. I know the day you might not like is the most unfunny alcoholic I've ever heard. And I listen to fucking scum from Jon. He's terrible. I know the gay, you might not like fucking that thing when they're reviewing fucking a show. They're not reviewing the music. I don't know if you've done it, but if you listen to the show, they're not reviewing the fucking YouTube music,

or any of that. They're laughing about bullshit. It's just a wafer. And I'm telling you, Scott, I'm an entrepreneur, friends of fucking talk. But you, as he shouldn't fucking say shit about shit, because Huzi is an unfunny piece of shit. Just don't drink yourself to death

so we can all fucking move on, bro. Jesus. But how do you feel about Huzi being out of the show? That's the one I'm not understanding here. Do you like him? Do I have him back again soon? Or what's the feedback here? I'm not understanding. All right. Let's take

a break from the huesie hate for a minute because Gary and Sandy Ago always has the info for us. God bless this this man. I wish I could have gotten on point. Devil point. Saint Gary. It'd be so nice to be came on. Cardiff tried. Cardiff reached doubt to his team Trying to get him on the show about Judy. Yeah, right I'll try Sandy next try Sandy see if Sandy can get to Carl Gary and San Diego Well, Sandy was over this morning for coffee with duty and all of a sudden she broke out crying again I said Sandy Sandy. what's the matter?

And she said, well, I'm concerned about Carl. I'm genuinely concerned about Carl's well-being. I said, what are you talking about? She says, well, you know how Carl is close to John in Florida. I said, well, I don't think they're at close. She says, well, I looked it up on Google. There are about two miles apart. 1.4. And you know how John recently, every time he hears Carl's name, he goes into a volcanic rage.

He goes ballistic. I said, yeah, I'm aware of that. She says, well, what if John runs into Carl in Florida, like in a public or a windixi or to home depot? I said, oh, I haven't got about that. She says, yeah, he can ambush John. And I said, well, I got something to tell you.

John allegedly always carries weapons. And she says, what kind of weapons? I said, well, he's known to carry a swing blade a uh... philippine bow low knife and the netaly survival knife a cookery i said oh my god and was john pro harbors thought i mean it john who saying what

that's a very good music i'm well i think he meant carol and i'm and was carful pearl harbor style that can be He could really name him. She says yeah, he could he could name him and worse So that's just a one smiling about this kind of that's a bad thing if I get named, you know Would we be able to tell if you got me? That's just a warning. I don't want anything to happen you Carl. I wish you lived in San Diego, at least take an opportunity

protection or live in California. But I got no protection for you in Florida. So watch your back. Anyway, it's just a warning. Okay. Anyway, I don't want to forget my catchphrase. Rock and roll up rock and roll up to you Gary and thank you for recounting that entire conversation. I appreciate I'm actually hiring Phil Elmore to my bodyguard. So I will be fine. What's Pearl Harbor style in a home depot. He's got a plane Apparently I know about it ahead of time, but I want it happens so that we can get into a world war right Well with the with the time change though He might not attack at the right time You might show out at home people three hours late soon

Why even fucks me up. I'm like six on Jesus Christ. What's What's up, car? Let's your boy here boy here's the another one that like to music special hey so i've been thinking about this carl and then he backing john bullshit it's really annoying and i can't even watch their shows anymore but hey the payoff better be that spot doing john's taxes so wrong that the i r s audits the shit out of them Okay, that's all I got go fuck yourself. No, bye. You can be doing John's taxes Garda if I didn't think of that angle

No, but I was really pissed that Vinnie gave up the bucket angle. What was that? Oh? The bucket of uh pig blood Well, I was just gonna be a bucket hanging over the stage. We're gonna actually fill it with pigs, but we wanted the illusion. I mean, you should put it there just a case, right? Making fun of your gag. That's true. That's true. I went to a dance soda last night at the comedy club.

It was very good. It was very good. Dance soda. Hello, cars. Back from Belfast here. Achievement boys have got a perfect cold. It's like the competition has yet to get a little bit. Hello, Karl. Back from Belfast here. Excuse me, boys. I got a public hold. It's the conference here by Jared Logo.

And the earphones that Ben or Trash Trams were in. The surely the Trash Trams would be less than not speaking. If you had a megaphone in front of Trash Trams, that would be about a logo. Otherwise, you're the Ben. Okay. Give them regards to Kennedy. Tiki were lower whatever whatever. Thanks. Okay.

regards to Kennedy to you, old order. Sir, you're analyzing the logo a little bit too much there. It's really not. No, he's absolutely right. Good point. You were explaining it last episode. I think in real time you realize, oh, shit,

that's right. That makes us the trash can. I think in real time you realize, oh shit, that's right. That makes us the trash can. Who's got the head for the head for the head for the head? Cause I did, I promise you that. I'm still unaware of that. Well, then you're even dumber than I thought. Maybe I am, Kenzie. I'll show you.

Yep. See, we're listening to garbage. The head falls or I'm the garbage. Yes, we're listening. We're listening. We're listening to garbage. The headphones are on the gas. We're listening. We're listening to the sound doesn't travel into a headphone. Exactly. You have a microphone. Should I call my ex co-host Kevin right now, we designed our logo and ask him about this. I'll write it out. That would actually be kind of funny.

I mean, he does co-op or commander. Make him do co-op or commander. Maybe he was, he was do that to get over on me all along. Yeah. Wants make you look stupid. Oh my god. Maybe he had one of these microphones on the headset, like Kevin Brennan, then it would make more sense. I should do everything like Kevin Brennan does here. It's a garbage can looking at a phone. You know, Carl, after watching the Rangers and Barrison so I figured, listen, who are these podcasts? It must have been laugh.

And between cheese widths and that fucking, or shit, Adam Scott crap that Hussie brought in, my blood pressure has gotten so high I'm about to have a massive fucking stroke You're killing your listeners, Carl fuck you. Sorry about that. Sorry about your rangers. I had a Alright pg coming in and and and and and and and

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devil point episode three. And I just wanted to say I mean bizarrely I think you're too humble. I that that might be insane to hear. That might be your co-host like be cracking up when I even say that you're too humble. But you are. You're not taking enough credit for how you've revived. Dude, you revived the career of Stuttering John. an easy from a dead radio show from a dead period of comedy from from almost dead you know

a guy that was involved in the jail in osho which is a dead show you revived his career to the point where he and he now has a live date coming up at real comedy clubs. I mean, first of all, John should be sucking your dick. And second of all, everyone else who's made money off, John, should be sucking your dick. There should be a giant orgy of people sucking your dick because of how much money you've made everywhere. It's my turn, my turn. I think at the expense of you, you should be making more money, but people are reaching off of you.

I mean, I don't know, call me back. This guy is out of something. We will call you back. Kinney, is that your boyfriend who called into the show? God no. He sounds like he wants to be your boyfriend. I know. I like this guy.

It's making a lot of good points. It should be making more money. There should be a carl tax if you talk about Suddairie Jad, but you pay your own C2B. That's funny. That's not something you want to take credit for. Yeah, good flight. All right.

Never mind. I got a little too excited there. A couple more real quick. Oh, we boy. All right. Never mind. I got a little too excited there. A couple more real quick. Oh, we have a female listener. Now, we've been documenting the fact that there are Mexican listeners of the show. I forget how many there are. Could be three. Could be five. There's a bunch. Let's put it that way. But did you guys also know that there are women listening to my show? But are there female Mexican listeners? That's a good question. That I don't know. If there's any female Mexican listeners out

there, please let us know that you're there. Hey Carla, this is your token female listener. Please don't let Shizu back on your show. Holy shit. Well, Most of the voice bells are about to use it this way, comparatively. But I appreciate our token female listener calling in. Thank you very much. One more prep boy Rick calling into the show. Hey, Carl, prep boy Rick here. I've visioned entire year of W A T T P from the first to the second Detroit live show with Drew and Mike and the soundboard is like spilling into how I react in real life. Stupid fucking blood or mouth cut. I'm a little bit concerned but everything should be fine, right?

I can't hold your finger. Rip to crows, shout out to Vinnie with a Y and you know what? Cardiff is growing on me. Tell him the back. Preppoy, Rick out. You guys are having a little potato out. That will happen. Yes. Talking in our drops is not a good idea. You're not going to make a lot of friends that way. You're not going to be popular at a party. But it's a lot of fun. It's problematic. It could be probably yeah, it's not intentional either We all I think a lot of this to it But Carl when it comes down to it who gives a shit who gives a fuck who stupid fucking problem

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