Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep456 - Cinema Recall

Episode Date: October 26, 2023

After true crime, the next biggest category in podcasting might be movie reviews. It seems like an easy thing to do - you watch a movie and then you talk about it. How do you screw that up? Well, apparently there a few ways to fail at this and the Vern is going to show us most of them. And when his cohost Ashley shows up it's even worse. Trucker Andy and Lucy Tightbox are both joining us to discuss how popular Vern was in high school as well as how good of a guest Cam Sully (from Jacked Up Review Show) is on this show. People need to book him more often. After that, Johnny Kush doesn't like Phil Elmore, Patty Broken Skull is going hard at people (in the chat), Stuttering John takes his ball and goes home (again) and for once it might actually be about his kids, Tom Myers finally writes some jokes about those racist Republicans, another round of To Catch An Alien, and much more. https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://bananabag.org/watp Use promo code WATP for 25% off your purchase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We'll be reviewing a show called Cinema Recall. This was a suggestion from Ryan Rebalkin. We have all listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. They show hosted by Vern and Ashley and sometimes just Vern. I checked out in that episode with my boy, Cam Sully from the jacked up review show. you show. And the thing I love about Sully is that he's up but he's not jacked. He is the opposite of that. And I'm going to start things off. Check out the way this episode starts. This is exactly from the very, very beginning of this episode up on YouTube. Mike, you know, it's not on.

It's blinking. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hello. We're here, everyone. Welcome to Cinema Recall Podcast. Coming to you live, using a new software called Riverside. So these guys are cord balls, obviously, right out of the gate. live using a new software called Riverside. So these guys are corn balls, obviously, right out of the gate. And normally when we hear Jack's up review show,

we don't get to hear Sully. And so it is a rare treat for us to be able to see what this guy looks like when he's broadcasting because he sounds awkward, but he's holding up the Vulcan. What are that with those things, Zyre? Start track? So he's gotta be cool. Yeah, like immediately, he's holding up the Vulcan. What are that with those things, ours, Star Trek? So he's gotta be cool. Yeah, like immediately, he's just like,

oh yeah, no guys, I'm at the club. Check this shit out. I know your language. I speak your name. He seems very nervous when the show starts off, which is odd, because, you know, as we've talked about, he hosts his own show. So I'm surprised.

And welcome, we do have a special guest here. They can see it to your left or right. We are. Remember we are. No, no, no, no, no. We're jumbled in a puzzle from the Minotaur maze. We have Mr. Kim Stole from Jack the Pervuse podcast. Hello.

Thanks for having me back. My dude. It is so great to see you, my friend. How you been? Very good. In fact, I'm going to be with your partners in crime next week on Real Suggestus. Oh shit.

I come down, buddy. I forgot all about his nervous laughter. He is so nervous about his. He's either on the right or left. Get on the hook! We can puzzle! Relax, man. That's fine. Just let this this poor guy burn. We'll get a deverne for sure. This poor guy's who we're gonna to burn for sure This poor guy's just trying to start a show and dumb Sully who's five times louder than him And I tried to adjust it on my clips as best I could you're gonna hear the static and the background noise go up

What Ashley and Werner talking because they're so quiet compared to their guest on this episode So it's really obnoxious that this guy's just making noises and version of the show's like, oh yeah, oh yeah, I'm gonna see your partners in crime. All right, so what the fuck was that all about? I'm gonna pick up where we left off here and see what Selvies all jacked about. We'll be with your partners in crime next week

on Real's Adjusted Stuff. Oh shit, awesome. Yeah, so. Gonna defend infamous spy movies. What, it was what movie? It's gonna defend an infamous spy movie called ballistic. Oh, that, and Bender is. Sick.

Yeah, I can't help myself. So you were supposed to already know this or something. He's like, yeah, you know, have that show we do that thing. They're like, what the, what are you talking about? You don't get the joke? What do you mean? He's gonna go on there and talk about ballistic. I look this up. I'm

like, Oh, what's this episode? I want to find out what this is. It doesn't exist. I'm on the internet. And last, I don't know how to Google. This thing does not exist. He's trying to promote. So not a great promotion. I have a bunch of clips that dive into Vern, Ashley, Sully, but before I get into all of that, I wanna start with you, Andy. What did you pick up on from the show? I know you checked out the most recent episode. Yeah, right from the beginning,

Vern is introducing Ashley. He's sipping over Ashley's shirt and because in the world of, you know, no women. Yeah, the most unremarkable woman is queen. Sure, clip one. I am the Vern. And I am the Ashley. The I know, yes, you are the one who only Ashley.

It is so nice to have you back here, Ashley. I miss you. I know, I'm hard to get a hold of. For our YouTube watches because they'll be posted on YouTube later. I like your shirt. What does it say? I think it says Louisiana Cajun inspired hot sauce and then it's got like a little devil guy. Devils. I got it from I I got it from five below, baby. Wow, what a red carpet event. Ashley, what are you wearing?

I'm like, wait, five below. And that sent you smelling is a prescription grade dead short shampoo. Wow. Impressed, much. Good job. Keep talking. Yeah.

That's pretty impressive. Yeah, this verna guy watched a clip where Ashley wasn't there and he seemed very dejected by it. I think this is one chance to sit near a girl. He is very passive aggressive when Ashley is not there. And I would like to point out also that on the YouTube description of their channel, it says, we've been friends for 20 years and then asterisk asterisk asterisk note Ashley only appears when she wants to appear Oh little passive aggressive there. Yeah, and every single time that she's not there He makes little commentary about it actually if you want to play my clip three

He's trying real hard to get her on the show. Can we get Ashley to record solo episodes by herself? Because she has wonderful stories. I know she's shy about talking to you by herself. But I think with a little encouragement, we could get her to do podcast episodes by herself as well. Yeah, I don't think that you could. I think that the problem is that Ashley does not want to participate in particular

when you're there, but also when you're not. Right, and in fact, I picked up on this too. So the episode that I watched, they're gonna be talking about rock and roll high school. But before they do that, they wanna talk about movies that feature high schools, or the high school is the backdrop of the movie. And so they start with sell, you know, I'll get into that. He gives his things and Vern

has his examples. And then they go to Ashley, they're like, well, Ashley, you know, what movies do you like that are based in in high school? Very cool. What do you hear? I'll listen to high school movies. Ash. Oh, I'm going to be out. I didn't to I use sent me that email, but it's been a first day of school this week. Yep. And it's been rough at my house. And so I'm not I give me a minute to think of because I was gonna say dangerous minds. That was one

alright and the substitute right? Yeah. What it, or it's like summer school? That movie is something called Summer School of Mark Herman. Yeah. That's what I'm doing. Christy Ali and Mark Herman, yeah. Yeah. That's a good one, yeah.

So the reason why she said it that way is because the substitute and nature is managed to already brought up before this. And they're like, well, what do you like from the high school? She's like, holy shit, I was supposed to be ready for the information about this. I mean, there's a few examples of pulling a dynamite grease

Fast times super bad Ferris Puehler cuties. There's a lot of good movies from high school She could have thrown out there. She couldn't think of a single fucking thing Well, can you fucking stop typing during the show? Sully you cock. He's typing the entire time. I don't know if he's working on his screen that way or is that why suicide? I don't dress like he's going with a funeral for the death of his joke. Oh, yes, the vert is in a full suit. He's taking this very seriously. Is he always do that? I don't know. I never actually was going over. He does. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah. He got fancy for this episode. Okay. That would that would make sense, then. He's the principal of the Rock and Roll High School. What else did you pick up on from this, Andy? Okay. Clip to it's apparently recorded on Friday the 13th. So Vern asks if Ashley has any plans for

the day. And you can tell that Ashley doesn't know who to friend zone first with this reply. Okay. Happy Friday the 13th. Yes, it is Friday the 13th. Happy Friday the 13th. Everyone are very excited. Do you have any lights or traditions for Friday the 13th? Are you gonna do anything fun tonight or? No, no, no, no, I don't think so.

Oh, yeah, actually my friend Kyle and I are gonna go to Scream Town, and we're gonna do the Hayride, and then we're gonna do the haunted houses. So it should be fun. Scream, Scream Town. Do you remember? Okay.

Yeah. I don't remember gonna get invited. Yeah, I'm down. I didn't sanction this. No, Bernard, I'm watching my hair. I mean, I can't even be bothered to remember that I'm going out with some other guy that doesn't have a chance with me. And also the fucking sniffing.

And that is do they do that in every show? Is that like a professional? That's what you're asking. Yes. They're a bit unprofessional. Well, you're fucking nose. It's a little bit gross. Kayley, what else did you pick up on from this?

Well, I mean, Lucy. Sorry. Lucy, what else did you pick up on from this? Well, I mean, Lucy. Sorry. Lucy, what else did you pick up on? Oh, boy. Oh, my gosh, you're true identity. Oh, I'm getting out there. Well, you're docks, you beat. And he just brought up a Friday the 13th episode.

So I actually picked up on a Valentine's Day special. Sounds romantic. Where the Vern, the Vern, it's the Vern, not Vern. Grace does with this lovely Valentine's Day topic of talking about the movie, Secretary. And Ashley doesn't want to be on this episode because she only appears when she wants to appear. So instead, he has Rose May, who has a kink podcast on with. Whoa.

Yeah. Let me tell you, I looked her up also. She's quite lovely. Was not disappointed. Completely shocked. He gets pretty good guests. So he has one more example because the one I saw is Cam Sully.

All right. You're right. You're right. I take it all back. OK. He had one good guest. One good guest. So they are talking about the movie secretary. and we get to learn way too much about the verand. So if you will play my clip too. My number one sort of like cosplay finish and this is like a weird thing. I love it when

women dress up like all it's too large for my top or orange. Oh, okay. Yeah. I don't know why, but just having like this gain of women that went to like violate me just all that. What? Uh, yeah. So that is the left of a woman who one does not want to dress up like Alex from Clockwork Orange. For sure. And two does not want to violate you, even though she's probably into that.

Doesn't want to hear about this guys. Yeah. I knew. Not even a little bit. Yeah. What do you dress up as? My kink actually want to hear about it? No, I'm sorry. I asked. We're talking about the movie secretary. That's where we were at.

That's what we're trying to do here. As far as I want to go with you today, you talk about a movie. And I love the ass you can't be bothered yet. You can even talk about a movie. I'm trying to think of like the sexy, Halloween version of a clockwork or, you know, people, women dress up like sexy, Chuckie or a sexy, yeah.

Right. Right. What is sexy, Alex? I don't know. That's what I was talking to the same thing. That's an odd one. That one I was not expecting. It's like a short, short, short, sad jumper.

Really big eyelashes. Yeah, sure. Yeah. But still the jo short short side jumper. Really big eyelashes. Yeah, sure. Yeah. But still the jack strap on the outside. Yeah, of course. Only the jacks. So let's talk about the format of the show. They start off because the whole point is talking about this one movie.

But instead kind of like stuttering John Sino, John does his breakdowns of Hollywood and films. He's like, all right, today I'll be talking about my top 28 Companies, you know, no particular order. You ever see George? Yeah, that's a good one. Right. I mean, that's basically what they show turns into But before we do talk about the movie Rockwell High School I thought we'd stuff fun to talk about our favorite movies that are set during high school. And sweet. I was start with our guest here. There's no limits here. I'll pick three, but you can pick up to five or lead, but sure. I'll start with you. Would you like to have a first big great bear, Tim?

Uh, I have a very easy one. Uh, in fact, I was even more uh, be wildered. How In fact, I was even more bewildered how it was a Warner Brothers production and it wasn't anywhere streaming on HBO Max. So I bought it for five bucks on HD and decided to revisit it. On Amazon, it is none other than stand and deliver. Oh, with Edward James Olmose, the Diamond Phillips. It was one of those I saw it once in high. And I saw it again in high school. It was a popular movie for teachers to show at the end of the year. And one that with working freeman as the teacher. Lean on me and not to be confused with the UB40 song.

and not to be confused with the UB40 song. This guy's killing it. Do you think the UB40 wrote that? What an idiot. So this is what I'm talking about. Just a meandering conversation between these two nerds who have no business broadcasts. This shows why Sully is so bad at this because he talks about how we stream the movie recently.

When he first watched it, when he watched it again, not about why he picked that movie, what he likes about it, what's interesting about the movie recently. When he first watched it, when he watched it again, not about why he picked that movie, what he likes about it, what's interesting about the movie. This is what nerds do. They watch other people doing shows, movie review shows, and they go, I talk about movies too. I can do a show. No, you can't. You don't even understand what makes a show good when Rutler Media talks about movies in a much more sophisticated way than I saw it when I was 12 was more sophisticated way than I saw it when I was 12.

Yeah. And then I saw it again when I was 17. How and when I saw it. And I liked it. Yeah. It was really great. Yeah, I thought it was pretty good. This is how nerds talk because

Vern says name your favorite. He gives him stand delivery and he goes, well, what about lean on me? Yeah, I know. What about it? There's a lot of movies that we've been talking about right now. There's no fucking point being made. But what about standing delivered?? Yeah, I know. What about? There's a lot of movies that we're talking about right now. There's no fucking point being made. But what about standing delivered?

And I brought that up. Yeah. So moving on here. So these are not just nerds, they're low IQ individuals. Okay, because sometimes nerds are really smart. Not these retards, not even close. So finally, Vern decides to actually ask a decent follow up question. After explains why he knows the movie that he's talking about.

So what are the number of both stand and deliverers out of Salt Park? Party? Or the other? Oh, the video. Oh, these kids. He tries to upload a picture from that movie. Oh my god. How do I wish these kids?

Oh, that's awesome. Oh my god, I wish these kids. Oh, that's awesome. That's some bird. Oh, well, hell, there you go. South Park would count as a high school show. True. I mean, what would some post-demon deliver that, you know, makes it good for you?

Yes. Okay, good. Thank you. Finally. What is it about, Santa Deliver, that you enjoy? Why did you pick that movie? It's fourth grade high school Right South Park is also a good high school

Olds Chris and I look at each other like huh? What the fuck is he talking about and What's remember it started off with tummy five or eight movies you like I'm like no Remember to get through this to one. Yeah, we're already on the TV shows. People don't think me enough for not killing myself. It's fine because Ashley will just repeat whatever somebody else said. So yeah, Ashley's completely out of it for this. She seems upset that she has to be there.

She didn't do any of the homework. It's a tough week for night school. She's not happy about it. So finally, we're gonna get the answer to why Sully likes standing delivered. Yeah, Edward James almost is just such a progressive guy in general And so when he you can tell when he does a role like this He really wants it to land home and you see it in his performance

Yeah Edward James almost is such a progressive guy in general You can tell when he does a role like this. He really wants it to land home I heard James almost is such a progressive guy in general. You can tell when he does a role like this, he really wants it to land home and you can see it in his performance. What does that mean? Burns like, oh, you're done. Okay. I mean, he wasn't nearly as good in the movie Mussolini.

We hardly knew he. I don't think it's hard was in that one, but staying a little was really okay. Brilliant analysis. I have one more clip on here So he's gonna talk about another one of the movies that he likes and he can't even believe he's saying this Coincidentally and I did not intend this I swear I just uploaded a clip from one of the substitute movies. Nice.

I like that. But that's more low brow. Nice. Yeah. That's more low brow. You guys are not going to fucking believe this. But I recently uploaded clips from some of the substitute movies. They're like, okay, I believe it.

Yeah. Sounds possible. In fact, I'm speechless. It gets from, I believe it. Yeah. Sounds possible. And in fact, I'm speechless. I guess from I didn't know what the subject is showing producer Chris gifts under the table on my phone here. If you could see them, they'd be hilarious. I'm sure they will. Do you guys know what the substitute movies are? Cause I literally never heard of a time there. And you're it's like, uh, yeah, it's like I'm beating up punks in a high school with time there. And you're

this is the description of the first one. Shale's mercenary team is retired after a not-so covert mission in Cuba. He becomes a substitute teacher at his teacher fiance's Miami high school to get those behind kneecapping her. His team helps him. I mean, that's word for word in the description. It's not even correct English, but I'm in. Yeah, I was gonna say. His team helps him. That's the description. I mean, that's word for word in the description. It's not even correct English, but I'm in.

Yeah, I'm just gonna say. That's not so awesome. It's guys like, I'm gonna go into that high school and murder everyone. Yeah, all right, cool. If you wanna watch a white guy beat up his fan at kids, it's a great move. That's what I mean.

I have a bunch of the trailer. I'm gonna bet on it. This is pretty good. All right. My upload clips later. Guess what do you believe it? All right, I'm sorry. I'm getting real focused at my boy, Sally.

What should I be picking up on from Vern? Because of her and the fascinating character. Well, I was more in an episode that was Ashley Centric. All right. As she's interesting.

Yeah, she went to Halloween for the. I mean, she's great. She went to Halloween Horror Knights. So a lot of it it revolves around Halloween shenanigans and clip three though Vern is trying to remind Ashley of a time that he went to a

Catholic haunted house where it's just like, oh, you got an abortion and now you're going to hell. So he's recounting this area and he's like abortion and now you're going to hell. So he's recounting this. And he's like, there's the big deal. So he's he's reminding her of the time they went and did that in clip 3. The last like haunted thing that I remember going to is I remember I went with like Mike and Adam and a few other people you might have been there too, I'm not quite sure, but we went into this building and they had to sign a waiver. Oh, that was not me. Yeah, well never kid, I can't sign anything.

That's time with you. That's really funny. But then, so she went to Halloween Horonites and I've been to Halloween Horonites. After you've gone through one of the haunted houses, they all kind of start to seem the same. It's like this one's got crazy clowns and this one's got Michael Myers so in clip five she went Oh, the one that was yeah The theme was that show the last of us yeah, so she's talking about that

We did the game guys are just fucking Like you can't leave the room The gay guys are just fucking. You can't leave the room. Ah! You're gonna hell! You watch this, you're gonna hell. We did the last of us. That one was pretty fun.

It was based on the video game though. Not the TV show. Which was based on the video game. It's the same thing. I was talking about it. If there's a book or a cereal or a hat, they're all based on the video game, asshole. Serial. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha insightful analysis on movies. Well, I do have something helpful.

So I took a different approach. You guys got into focused on specific episodes. I listened to a whole bunch of stuff, and I'm gonna be honest. I actually don't hate the burn that much. I actually think he's not horrible. You hear that burn? A little...

Lucian type box. A little dumb, but lovely. A lot of dumb. All right. So anyway, in my clip one, what we are gonna be hearing is the verna talking about some of his feel good movies, one of which is Romi and Michelle's high school reunion. So again, we can kind of see that theme of that lovely high school stuff.

Yeah. Almost seems like somebody is stuck a little bit back in time. I have some examples of that, but yes. And he is going to make a great point. Apparently, the 90s had also a lot of like other high school reunion movies. The 90s were a big thing for high school reunion movies. You know, you got this and gross points blank.

There's another one, let me know because I just can't think of it off the top of my head. It was a big decade. There's not also, there's literally not. There is absolutely not. So it wants to prove my point for me. That'd not also, there's literally not. There is absolutely not. So it wants to prove my point for me. That'd be great. I'd appreciate that.

It's your point, asshole. Yeah, you prove it. Yeah. He tried, though. I love it when people take the top two answers that it turns into family feud. It's just like, well, what are the other three? I don't know.

I don't know. Oh. That's pretty sure Chris would say. The list goes out. I don't have to. It's pretty surprised we say the list goes out. I don't have to bore you with the details. Just take my word for it. Any of the odds you want to play while we're on this subject? Sure. So we have another clip.

I was listening to his episode about the movie after hours. And again, Ashley is not on. So he has guest Robbie Sherman. And it's Robbie a female. It's a, I don't think so. I would be surprised if it was. You can never tell these days, Carl. Yeah. So the two of them, they get a little bit distracted talking about Martin Scorsese because they're talking about After Hours. So it's you will play my clip for. Are you a mean streets fan?

You know, the word thing to it is like I own it mean streets, but I have not yet watched it. I think a lot of people are that way with mean streets. No, they are. It's like I just own the streets mother fucker. So the answer is no. Yeah, man. Who's gonna be?

Who's gonna be the owner? What a flux. Okay, so I guess the question is who here owns mean streets? And it also has not seen it. Was that Woody Allen though? No, that's Robbie Sherman. Oh, that's Robbie Sherman. I'll call him.

Did you hear the way that guy was talking? He sounds like he's very upset about what's going out of the Middle East right now. I had a guess. I don't know what's going on. Just speculating over here. All right, let me just try to dig myself out of this real quick. So we're gonna go now because we're talking about high school movies that they like. So now we're gonna get Verne's favorite high school movie. And this is his, this is his first go to and he's gonna explain why. The favorite movies that sets in high school was actually set during the last day of school but still counts is D.C. confused.

There you go. Alright, alright. The interduced us to everyone texting. Walker, Walker. After he made Slacker and it's first big studio movie. And it's a movie that essentially has no big plot to it, except it's his kids last day of school and the fall with all the different characters around.

And it's one of those high school movies that I wish I went to that school. And I don't mind the reason. You don't mind the reason's in no I would be you wouldn't mind getting a staking from that athlete I just like bring it on bitch that's right nice this right first off this guy would not be one of the cool kids a day to confused I can't believe it just like I can roll with that crew no the burn this is a very bad idea on your part it's a bad idea secondly and I know

I'm gonna be in the minority on this you guys gonna beat up on me Days of confused fucking sucks. It's not interesting. Nothing happens in it. There is no plot like he says and it's not funny So what's the point of that? Why does everyone love that movie so much? It's unwatchable I watch it like you got a lot of just movies so great like nothing even happens Is there a funny line in it? Is there a funny part? Yeah, they all just imitated the funny line in it. All of them literally just- Everything was slated, funny.

Is it? I go back and watch it again. Then we fucking blow. I've seen it many times. For some reason, someone came out and goes, guys, we all got to like, daisy confused. Oh, okay, I guess. Well, those same people said that about Goonies,

but let's not go there. Let's not go there right now. That's a good point. So you just heard him say that he likes as confused, because he'd be able to roll with them. And he's cool like all of those guys and everything like that. So then they're talking about breakfast club. And Vern is talking about how when he was in school,

he wasn't in a click per se. He was friends with everyone. And so he's thinking about who would he hang with in the breakfast club scenario. So he was Chad Zuma, right? Right. He's just popular at every single way, and everyone's just high five, and as he walks down.

Hey, man. Hey. But I mean, people have like their own people that be hung up with that high school, and they're only to go clicks. And I was the timbre guy that I had friends in this clip and friends in this I'm gonna back this up because the fact that Sully is typing during this entire thing he's not listening and he's just saying they're typing away and the same computer is using to zoom with these assholes Sully this is extremely rude yeah I just I just want to point that out.

You cannot be a guest on this show, sir. Not with that. A thousand percent. But I mean, people have like their own people that be hung up with that high school, and they're only to go clicks. And I was a typical guy that I had friends in this clip. And friends in this clip.

But I never felt like I belonged to a certain there's no movie geek click well I mean yes but that is big as movie yeah so I just found myself just wandering from all the halls when I see your breakfast club and they're like believe this guy is the weirdo and this guy's a princess I'm like I don't want to hate him with all of them. Right. I want to be friends with Alice Shee Dee. And I want to go to like, see like, a girl with Alice Shee Dee.

But then he's ran to ran with Molly Winkwald. They probably go to the conscious together. I don't know. I would go into a D&D fest with Anthony McEl Hall's character. Yeah. I was sitting there. There you go. With Judd Nelson's character. I was wondering. There you go. With Judd Nelson's character.

I wish Vern would just snap and be like, speaking of clicks, Sully would stop fucking telling me. I would just shut. Sully would be the guy in breakfast club that Emilio Astevez tore the tape off his ass crack. Yeah, it's got bullied. Yeah, so, so, well, Vern said, hey, that's pretty cool. Yeah, so weird to me that not only is Vern saying he'd be able to hang with all the people in

Brookers Club, but he already has fantasies about it. We're going to go see the cure, and then I'm going to go see Durant Durant, and then we're going to go to a D&D thing. Like, no, these are not real people. No, no, this is going to happen. It's not what your life is at all. They're going to carry me on their shoulders. Right.

Now, I'm'm gonna teach you guys I'm gonna be just heard he wasn't part of a click and a lot of times some of the clicks in school Operate around sports and athletics. So I'm wondering you know Vern wasn't part of a click was he an athlete? Although not smart. I would not know how to basically Well, not smart. I would not know how to basically put a bomb in my locker. I have no, like, I'm not a jock. You don't say. Really?

I could have sworn quarter back of the football table. Yeah, I could have sworn captain. Good to my head, that's what I would guess. Prom King, none of those things, Verde, really? Wow, it's shocking to me. I would have thought for sure. Okay, one more thing that I wanna play and then I'll move on to you guys again.

But he's mentioned two high school movies right up the bat. The first one was Dazing Confused. The second one, and I don't care if you guys call me out, but fucking boo. Um, I've got other ones like Grease 2 and uh, why, why did you give me that look? I saw that look here, but I don't, I don't, I don't listen to this cannot see the look that my close gamey, but my close gamey little steep guy right there, for saying that Grease 2.

Yeah, Grease 2 fucking bloke. It's so dumb. Who the fuck? You can't have a movie show if you like grease too. You're disqualified. Is that even fun to hate? No, right. It's not even that kind of fun. It's so mediocre. It's so bad.

Ugh. And then Ashley goes, why I've never seen it? Because I don't like it when the sequel. They recast everyone. And he goes, well, it's different people. It's completely. They don't graduate. Yeah, but when you can have the same cast I said to their senior there and I

Verge is like how fucking dumb are you Which I believe and he's gonna prove to us what so Vern isn't a click And my clip seven Vern really pissed me off with this. He stole a bit from Dick Masterson and then had the worst take ever. I'm raging that the fact that not many people are going to movies as much as they used to. Especially I'm upset that there's not much original Content and theaters and if it is there it doesn't last long it goes to stream in right away Three complaints in one that is a nerd for you. We's mad that people aren't going to the movies But he also said that all the movie sucks right?

Might be not the people's fault that and then he's like and then You can't even go and see the theater. It's already streaming in your living room. Yeah, what's bad about that? I know why you can point that part. Standing half as much to watch it from the comfort of my own. Yeah, I hate pausing it to use the bathroom. Yeah, for bed. And I really miss it when I used to go to the theater and I like I went to see Blade 2 and there was two black couples sitting in front of me talking through the whole movie. One of the guys took his shirt off. I really miss having that experience. Eddie, where are you going to the movies? Don't ask. I was streaming it by living.

Yeah. Stephen Worse, we were talking at band practice last night to a guy named Kroch. He went and saw Killer Consumeter Space space which is playing at the little right now. Cool. And and roch there and I'm I want that movie. So I'm sorry, my high I might want to go to see that. He explained there was a seven year old boy sitting in front of him that talked the entire fucking movie. Unbelievable.

I'm fucking believable. Come on. Yeah, yeah, shut your kid up. Shut your fucking kid up. Yeah, that's bad parenting. White kid, by the way, I asked. I certainly need to clarify. There's always your first question.

So there's some fact checking on this show. Any clarification on that? Because honestly, that's why I said that people were black in the beginning of my story because I knew you were gonna ask. That's all right. Thank you, I appreciate that. Because there are certain several kids

that I will tell the show to fuck up. And then others, I won't. Just be honest with you. So I think Kroge could have done more for his cause than this is my point Lucy and Lucy What do you got? I don't have anything else for this. This is that's all you have for this I really like the burn. I listened to quite a bit of stuff and I don't hate him. Oh Well, gosh, I wasn't I know you weren't expecting that were you I say good day sir I think that the I think that the problem with

You know cinema recall is his guests his guest suck Ashley sucks. I hate Ashley Ashley never watches the movies. She doesn't know anything and she contributes nothing and I love it when she's not on the Verne. I think that you should keep doing stuff by yourself. Alright, well let me give a counter point to that. Only more. This is verna trying to ask a question. Oh no. I call this track Verna's retarded. Oh boy.

And he actually reminded me of another character who also has HADECAPED. Oh jeez. We have a list. I said, what's your list on your next cam? But what's your next Sunday list? Okay, I saw it. Why did the pigeon cross the list? Okay, it's all right. Why did the pigeon cross the road?

Okay, why? Because it was having sex with the chick. Because it was having sex with the chick. Because it was having sex with the chick. It was having sex with the chick in. So that's the vibe that I was getting from our boy, Vern, but maybe I'm an idiot, or maybe he is because he, or maybe he is,

because he talked about how he like, Dazing a Fuse in Grease 2, but guess what movie he didn't get? You know, an important thing with this movie that I think that late for some of my thoughts, I had to warm up to that movie. Oh, I loved it from the very first time. I liked it.

Yeah, I did. I just thought it was so like dry and weird I liked it a lot okay I think Vernd didn't like it because he learned that girls when I want boyfriends who have great skills and that bummed about What the fuck didn't like the pulling dynamite but like to grease to The fuck is wrong with this guy. Let's bring it back to Sally real quick because selling it's very excited as we've documented many times There was a movie in the 2000s where Amanda Bines pretends to be her brother. Oh yeah she's the one she's the one. Yes she's the man. And that came out the same year as Stickett which was another one that kind of flopped and just quickly became a video store favorite.

Stickett. Yeah, Stickett, which is Missy Paragream, and sure enough, by college, my sister had said, Oh yeah, I've seen it on YouTube five times, I'm like, oh really, okay, so. Who asked you any of these things? You know what's asking you about this shit? You just interrupted Ashley to tell a horrible anecdote. How many times did your sister see Days of Confused? Yeah, it gives a shit.

My sister cheated five times on YouTube. What? Why? Why are you telling us this? That's useful information. All right. So now they're talking about the movie The Craft. And this is where we get to witness the chemistry between Vern and Ashley.

Because I don't know that we've really seen enough examples of how good these two are together. I remember when I saw that one in the theater. I think I saw it a few times. It was so good. They were something. I was wanted to do the pencil thing where she holds the pencil on her desk because she's bored. And it stands up on its tip. But you've done what they do your girlfriends on a Stiff as a board. No, it's tip is a feather. Lay this aboard.

No, wrong. Incorrect. No, no. No, it's tip is a feather. I just said it correctly. Lay this a feather. It's tip is a board. Yes. You've ever been ready to do that. I'm not a witch like you are.

I'm not a witch. I'm not a witch. I'm going to pass me no that's saying. I want to do the pencil thing from the dark night to burn. So like this guy. Absolutely. He's better by himself. Yeah.

This is not nervous. This is not helping him. You see the nervous around girls potentially. I he's better by himself. Yeah, this is not nervous. This is not helping him. You see the nervous around girls, potentially and around Alex from Clockwork Orange. Well, right. Yeah, forgot about that example that you had. What else did you pick up on there, Trucker Andy? Okay, and clip nine, they're talking about a Comic Con that's coming to town.

And I want you to listen to the reaction from Ashley when Vern reveals a milk-toast guest appearing at this Comic Con but also listen to who else gets like bunched in with the people that she's about to meet. Okay. Steve burns from Blue Sluse. Yeah. The original Steve. I'm dying.

Oh my god. Oh my god. I'm gonna meet so my god. Oh my god I'm gonna meet so many cool people because guess who has tickets to go meet Jason Momoa next Friday What I hate this fucking show yet? Can you hurry up and sign my aqua man DVD Jason? I have to go meet original Steve from blues and a haul H The noise that she made when she found out I know she lost her mind if I was Jason Mamma I would be offended by that Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Maybe it's not her fault. Okay. It doesn't end there though. Oh, because in clip 10

Vern is very excited to get an autograph. He has a book and the star of the movie that The book focuses on is going to be at this kind of kind of sweet Richley Cook and Joseph the Pussycats. I want her to try and sign this book all about the history of A Joist in the Pussycats called the best movie ever written by Russ Berlin game. So I'll make it to the side. I'm also tempted to print along my Joys and the Pussycats final. You should. I used to work in a video store. Yeah. I used to allow us to watch all the movies so you could recommend them to people aside from spice world Josie in the pussy cats is one of the stupidest fucking movies I've ever watched

Like it Look at your face like oh, I love Josie the look on my face is I listened to the Vern talk about Josie and the pussy cats and like five other episodes Josie and the pussy cats and he talked about Spice World once which he does not like I just much I just brought that up as a movie that is also terrible. Oh, yeah, he even does these like okay So his YouTube is basically it's movie reviews where Ashley is not there cuz she doesn't want to appear and then it's videos of Ashley singing karaoke Oh, I did see one of the phone and then the third thing is you get singer Better than you would guess it wasn't like bad enough to make fun of Otherwise, I would be making fun of it. Right, I would have brought it.

I don't know, you seem like a friend of these people. I'm not sure what's going on. I know, right? Potted hay ride this weekend? Or something? I'm actually gonna go meet Luke and Ploos with them. That's what I'm gonna do. So the other thing that is on his channel

is these like physical media halls where he's like, this is my Josie and the pussy cat's record. And then he takes it out and he shows you off. And he's like, and is my Josie and the pussy cat's record. And then he takes it out and he shows you all, and he's like, and look, it has like interviews with the people. And then he starts kissing the cover. This is right on Jizz over here. Oh my God.

I wish I was that simple. Yeah, that's a great life would be if that's what brought you joy. Yeah, maybe a little something like. Yeah. Yeah. All right, last word about Comic Con Con because some people might wonder what the protocols of attending a Comic Con where your meetings, celebrities are like and Vern, uh, get a watch or ball

or a virtual little confused about how it might work in clip 11. Why? Here's the word thing too. I get sort of like nervous, not so much nervous, but I feel that people at these conventions are there and a lot of times they don't want to be there and I don't want to bother them. Yeah, maybe that's why they are there They want to be bothered and have people talk to them. Right. I don't know. No, no, Verdeer is like this correct They see you and they're like, fuck yeah, it's like the strippers that go the other way. No, I had a hundred dollar bill.

Yeah, yeah, sorry, I don't know. I'll dance that. I would only cook. I know that you're just a comic con, but I was too nervous talking there. And you're trying to check your bag at the airport. But can you please sign my show? Yeah, I'm going to put you in the book now.

And then we have to come a con. That's when you bother every opportunity to do it. Fucking idiot. All right. Guys, I don't know how to present this next clip that I have, because it's like the longest clip I've ever had. But it's insane. Longer than a QZ.

All right. Yeah. It's longer than the QZ clip. All right. But we can talk through this one because what happens is they're setting up, they have an ad break. And even I'm like, what? What do you mean you guys have an ad break?

What are you talking about? Did you witness an ad break? Oh, yeah, they do a lot of ads. Like, what kind of ads did you hear? Oh my god, I don't even remember. I just mean the most. I mean, the list goes on. But I had a bag down over every one.

I never heard an ad for something that I've heard on this show. Really? Okay. I mean, if you want to, I left it up. Let's see. Clip 4. We do have a new sponsor coming into a suit. We do.

We do. These are from the folks at Magic Mind. Magicmind.com is the website. They are actually gonna be sending us a few samples. They're going to be sending you for another hot. What are you taking stupid pills? I would never take away someone's advertisers from them or something, but Magic Mind, what are you doing?

Yeah, I know. That's not a good look for that. I was just like the barrier to entry to get Magic Mind answers pretty low. Note to self reach out for all apologies, I'm all apologies and they're going for it before after thing Well magic mind actually agreed to send you guys awesome samples So that we can all talk about magic mind I can't wait. It's fantastic. And actually it makes smart people smarter. I don't know what does for these people All right, so this is fantastic because

they can't get something to shut up. They're trying to go to this ad break and then they finally get to the ad break and just watch this. This is amazing. And beaten egg generations. Yeah. Yes. Just small little break right now. I could be going to play some ad spots for the podcast recording. Hopefully, this, of course, the audio for this as well. But we're using your program, your phone, as it says, this recording, so we should be good. I think it'd be fine. And then there's a deadly obsession. And despite, I think, Aaron, on either USA or Lifetime, this was actually pretty intriguing. This has Katie Sackoff from Bale Star, Galactica. Okay.

I don't know why. We got to talk to them. Mine. Interesting psychological filler. Are you even paying attention? They're like, okay, we're going to go to an Ed break. He's like, okay, I think that'll be great. So the other thing I want to tell you guys. So shut up. He wasn't working on his resume. I know.

I know. But no, what they're trying to do. As she's getting her headphones off, he's still talking to me. I guess I'll put it back in your back. I don't figure out no where they're trying to do as she's getting her headphones off He's still talking to me like oh I guess I'll put it back in your back out of figure out what's going on All right, so this is what I call a professional podcast We'll be right back to talk about walking to high school Watching him get up off the couch pants are coming down I mean he's wearing the full suits like him credit that he's chatting with hot babes like what is he doing? But dynamite

What is he doing so I think he's tangled up in something right now? Yeah, so now he's trying to figure out what that is he was scooching back and forth Yeah, I think he was caught on something okay, so he figured that out and I was getting out of there So now we have so we just staring at the screen. Yeah, it's like a way Puzzle Brazil. It's probably emailing celebrities Dear mr. Swarthlinger. I would love to have you on my channel here at comedy at the Carl's I have seen the following movies. Alright, so now they're coming back into frame.

Eventually. I've got these cool things on here that I can just try out and see here. And it's still better than O.B. Do you hear these? Yeah, I can hear you guys. Nope. I mean, the sound quality is great. So they got that. Oh, the white noise. You hear that? Manning.

Yep. What? Sweetness. All right. Somebody's doing them no favors here. So I should be like, no, I can't hear anything. And you guys just got up and walked away in the middle of the show. So now they add a third person to the show.

I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going to do that. I'm going sure if you're going to be able to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it.

I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. I'm not sure if you're going to see it. Ask it in here put those fucking white cans back on Looks like a helmet your white cans back in here. She should wear helmet does The chapter review show you guys I do live streams as well or try to We pretty much for court ahead of time just because we got so many chaotic schedules We try to also thine us like a whirlwind We don't know. We try to also thine a team.

This is like a whirlwind. I know, it's just so busy. Like where we can put it in that week. You understand? I have to do more. Through the entire time, guess on your shot. It's not busy I am. Look at this.

This is insane. Oh, thank you. Oh, yeah. Now, so we just have to. He's like, fuck this. It's only funny going up and right away. Oh He's like fuck this Jesus Christ he's quite concerned there did there All right just like shagging. It looks like shaggy. Yeah, he does Wow, that was some commercial break that's not what it sounded like on the episode you listen to great Well, okay, I in his defense. You're not here to defend vert. I will fuck burn that sucked. It was awful

It was awful. It was horrible. I was really uncomfortable. I was really, really uncomfortable. I was really, really uncomfortable. I was really, really uncomfortable. I was really, really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable.

I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable.

I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. I was really uncomfortable. Wow. He's, I like him. Okay. You can like him. It's okay.

Or listen, I know everyone thinks I'm a mean bully, but I think we can all be friends. Well, I don't think it's that they think that you're a mean bully. I think that you. Yeah. That's specifically enough out of you. All right, I have one more clip on here.

So they asked him to explain the Jack the Review Show. Now, if there's one thing you should be good at, it's pitching your own show. Someone says, hey, what's going on in your show? Immediately, what we're doing this, we do that. It's great, go to this website, buh buh buh buh buh buh. This is ridiculous. We mainly just wanna just keep just being a variety

show and illustrating this this materials place in pop culture. I'm gonna be very curious about this sports snaker. Yeah. Yeah. Don't say it too fast or it sounds like a slur, yeah. It does. I hear resemble. Oh, I mean, yeah.

I said that. I said that. Shush twice. The short shoot. Yeah. That's not good. I, that's all good. I like to see you, Spurrin. I thought there would be like children, but like retarded children.

Yeah. So sounded out. Now say the first part for, all right, now say the second part real slow. Oh, Jesus Christ. It's wrong with these people. Also, Vern, I'm going to be curious about it. I'm not curious right now. Yeah. Eventually. No, no, no, no I don't think I've anything yet.

Anything else you want to play from this trucker Andy? No, I think that covers it. Okay. Well, then in that case, I think it's time for our Bridge of the Week. Bridge of the Week. Nick Tucker sent this into me and he says, Hey, Carl, it appears Johnny Kush has directed his anger towards Phil Elmore.

He says, I'm not sure Johnny has ever been with a woman. Watch this fucking, this untalented buck. I think he knows everything. He's not even in the same stratosphere as a blind mic. This guy needs to be taken down. He needs to be taken out. We don't need to see this man. I Just want to point out real quick. So this is the guy from the marijuana happy hour podcast that was going after us for a little while until we realized he's completely unserious about all of this and

It's all just a goof. But he's still there watching the shows. He's obviously watching point dabble point on the where these podcasts YouTube channel Because that's where blind Mike and Phil Almar, we're having a discussion. So he's there watching and he's always got to take people down. If he doesn't like you, he's going to take them down. So this is what he has to say about Phil Almar. Now one woman, not one woman on YouTube will watch that guy broadcast and want to touch her clitoris or clitoris or clitoris or clitoris thing. You know, the thing, the little bean. There's not beans being touched when Phil's broadcasting now. Who's watching

this guy? Oh, Johnny. Did he watch a video on the internet to figure out what women do when they're trying to decide what? Oh, it's not really a bean after all. What the fuck? The guy who does a tour of brothels is gonna roll out someone else. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Isn't that funny? This guy who broke his dick fucking a machine, has got to explain the bill Elmore cake. You might be right about that. It was said what you want, but he does have Napoleon Dynamite as skills. That's true. He does. He's got the Skid Dunjuck skills.

So what's your ass. Also, I want to point out that Vern, not a looker, but Lucy type boxes into him. Yeah. So you never know, everyone's got a type. Yeah. You never know, even Phil Omar, who by the way doesn't look very far from here.

What do you think about Phil? I can set you up. All right. Good job. I got his digits. I can set you up. That's a connection there. I can set you. I got his digits. Carlsack with power. I could set shop.

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I'm sorry, I was just going, I forgot about the theme song. Please. Don't tell me, don't like my show. Don't tell me, don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't want to know. Don't tell me, don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Because that's absurd. Did you pull anything for this? I did. We talked about it. We did. I have not listened to this yet. So, free water. You still put out new episodes in October. Yeah, and I don't know

What he's up to I haven't really checked in on him in a little bit. And he kind of started that new YouTube channel and then just disappeared I know I was all excited about it. I texted you and I was like scar. We've got the name of that weird ass show that he's doing Oh, that's that's already old. He's already abandoned that for some reason, put out three videos of that. Yeah. Who's you do you want to kick it off with? Will you check that out? Sure. So I ended up listening to an episode called The Company. Um, so if you'll play my clip five, Patrick Michael is going to be describing what exactly the topic of this episode is today's episode. We're going to be bitching. All right. And that's kind of what I do. I do bitch. But we're gonna bitch about people that make content that essentially anybody could make,

but then they call themselves a CEO or they call whatever it is they're doing, a company dude, a company, come on. Oh my God, I just realized I did put this out of the car a couple of weeks ago and I totally forgot about it. My wife and I were listening to this show and laughing all the way down.

We're going to get dinner or something. And I'm like, oh, this is fucking gold. Thank you so much for bringing this. This is great. So most of the episode is just him kind of digging at how annoyed he is at people making brands out of themselves. Yeah. So basically he's like, oh, well, if you're on only fans,

then you are just on only fans. You shouldn't be making a company. So obviously he doesn't understand how taxes work. Correct. Or companies. Yeah, or anything. Anything, really. Loan away by his stupidity.

He's like, oh, so now you're making money. Could you take your clothes off? Do you think that's a company? Well, it can be. If you want it to be, yeah, for sure. But I was really relieved overall because he actually, he, he, he's very well prepared. So we have clip six. He usually is. Now, of course, I'd love to have way more on this specific thing, but I didn't look into it too deeply. I will get. So this is

just 30 minutes. So yeah, I was going gonna say in there and we have 27 more minutes. Yeah, it's just great. Yeah, it's really, really wonderful. Okay. And then I don't even know what I'm talking about anymore. Do you have anything else from this specific clips package? Or do you want to go over to Andy? No, let's shoot it over to Andy.

All right, let's shoot it over to Andy. Yeah, so basically the whole, because what was cracking me up was just the fact that he's sitting there and he's going, everyone who's creating content, they think they can just like start a company because they're a content creator. Yeah, you're most certainly can. And you probably, like you said, should protect reasons and to protect yourself. All right, well, I wanted Lucy to go first because the clips that I listened to, uh, started hitting a little close to home. So, in the beginning of the episode that I listened to called lethal,

he starts out by recounting this flame war that he was having in the Legion of Skanks chat. So he's just gonna kind of set up that in clip one. Nonetheless, we're here and the goal is to just get this stuff out there because, buddy, I was lethal. Okay? It's a fact. I was fucking lethal the other day, right?

And what I mean by that is I'm not even coining a new term. It's just how deadly I was. I simply found myself attacking everything, okay? So this is his show now is him recounting what he said in the comments section of a chat room and

on Twitter. If you ever wonder when you see someone who's really going comments section of a chat room and on Twitter. If you ever wonder when you see someone who's really going at it in a chat during a show and you think, are they taking this seriously? Because what are they going out about to get this jet? This is that person. Yeah. So now we're getting to see.

He is taking it seriously. He's very proud of himself. But that is also where I find the mental of a killer and the mental of an investigator, homicides specifically, you have to have something in you that makes seeing that type of shit sort of okay. Perhaps I'm a retard. Yeah.

Let's just remind everyone who we're talking about. Yeah. But I'm just, if this is a new, well, maybe it's not a new format, but it's becoming a format, because Stuttering John does this too. Just, oh, did you see what I, that tweet I had, let me tell it three times in a row. Yeah.

And that's what he's doing now. That's awesome. But Clip 2 is a classic patty sea cubs contradiction. Okay. I'm relatively nice, at least I think so. People still don't like me, because I'm also an asshole, and that's fine. This is so stupid. That is classic patty.

Yeah, these are just the kind of things that make you smile when he says it. But really nice guy, go fuck yourself. Yeah, so the first half of this episode is him in an argument over Lewis J Gomez is just overall performance. Lewis J Gomez say what you want about the quality of it. He's a professional comedian. He's a professional podcaster. He's gotten the ring. He's he's been in fights. Paddy's done none of these things.

Exactly. But also I don't want to tell Patty this. Yeah. But Lucy Gomez started the company. He creates content. He's not gonna like that. Yeah. So the whole first half of the episode is him in an argument with a girl and like two other guys.

And I had, I'm not kidding. I had 25 clips for this. And in the end, I was just like, it's too much, I cut all that shit out because in the second half, he goes over to Twitter and gets into a flame war with apparently a fan of this show because in clip three, the subject of Roy is gonna come up.

Annie, I hope this wasn't you. Yeah. I hope this wasn't you! Now a fan of either me or Roy decides to pipe up decides to pipe up on this tweet This quote tweet, okay? And he gets real vicious out of the gates and I'll tell you why because last week week and a half ago I see this man in somebody else's post in the comments defending another man

You know, which is kind of Right? Okay, which it's already like what do you yeah in about right? Which it's already like, well, what are you thinking about? Right. There's the military that's full of men defending all the other men in this country. Correct. If you ever see,

we're starting to say, yeah, if you ever see, like, I love hockey. And if someone gets taken down with a cheap shot, his teammates come and beat the shit out of the guy who did that. Yeah. And no one's like, that was gay. Yeah. And never was. We're like, what a homo.

Yeah. I mean, there was another clip where he basically says that. I know you just says the same shit over again. You know, I didn't clip it. But I think I need just like, okay. So what we're listening to is only about two weeks old at this point. Yeah, this, yes. You got to mowed it. You're back to Roy.

I am back to Roy again. I know. Don't figure. That's too bad. I was carol for a minute there. That was cool. Oh, you come up again So here he he goes on to You know, this is the old every everybody else doesn't get it You know, I never claim to be smart or talented

People are ignorant dude. I swear it makes anything I do feel pointless because there's gonna be like 11 of you that truly understand where everybody else is like, nah get it guy stupid Does no not Where in fact, I've never tried to make you guys assume that I knew anything in the first fucking place talk about retarded Talk about retarded Like that he goes you got to call me idiot. I never said I wasn't an idiot Where the ignorant ex on your face yeah right got you we're pointing and laughing at stupidity yeah whoops all right so our Roy supporter comes in at this point patty you're you can tell because of the deep

lore and the facts that our hero is gonna start spitting. Besides the respond to this quote tweet, saying, I don't believe you read the Bible or even graduated high school, Arby's training doesn't count. Whoa Whoa he certainly listen to some w a tp am I wrong? This fucking guy So you could tell by the with the RV's referee out there's only one resource about that you need for Skaving Responses that are gonna cut patty deep about a lot of you a teepee Wapios doesn't the chat. Please tune in the minute show calling Vinny fat

Why are we count the livestream from the last double point? Yes, every show to just be like and then I said this this guy that he said this but I got it with that Oh, yeah, that's is that was this whole episode. I love it. It's the entire 35 plus minutes of this was all just like oh that corn dog said this and I said that you're on your period. I love that you had 25 clips you got rid of. Can you please call Christian Blad after this? I'd explain to him quality control. Yeah, right.

Thank you. Appreciate it. Patty is going to make some good points as he profiles our hero here in clip six. But also wrong about so many things. Let's keep going. gonna make some good points as he profiles our hero here in clip 6. But also, wrong about so many things, let's keep going. Number one, the thing we can be sure of is he's a fan of either me or Carl. And number two, yeah, I worked at a giant corporation very well known in all of your small shitty towns. And the fact of the matter is this guy probably eats their most of the week

Little does he know I know their secrets It's not real roast beef because I That's not horsey sauce right the revelation that our bees has made out of a donkey Right. Oh, no, I can't go out to lunch anymore. That's I mean nobody's worried about that I was like I worked for a giant corporation. Yeah, I think it was like an executive at GM or something. Like, that's a pretty good way to spin that. Yeah, it makes it sound important, right? I was on the Freilier and Arby's. I mean, I worked for a large corporation for many years.

You've probably heard of it. I know all their secrets. And I also like that he assumes that everyone lives in a small town just because he does. Right. Oh, you guys have an Arby's in your small town? Yeah, there's also Arby's, oh, you guys have an RBC, your small town? Yeah, there's also RBC, Chicago with L.A. And a million other restaurants.

Philadelphia, yeah. But okay. All right, so the contender that's coming for Patty's crown is coming in with a, a haymaker. There, this is a knockout punch that Patrick Michael really doesn't know what to do with. Right, right. Quicksett.

And then he said, a man supports his children Supposed to be an ooh not a boo I mean what the fuck is this a mori povich show like shut the fuck off dumbass Then I said like he says a man supports his children I said a man puts his name on the things he says not a picture of a pussy Because the guy's got a photo of a cat, of course he does, why wouldn't he? Cause you know, fucking loser.

But point of the being is, is you have a photo of a cat and you're telling me what it means to be a man, bitch. I put my name on everything right here. I do a fucking podcast that you're well aware of and you might be listening to right now. Oh. Shut the fuck off.

Yeah. You did not put your name on it. Anything. You put fake names all over everything all the time. And he only just started using his actual face. Right. He was hiding forever. I thought he was a green cactus forever.

Yes. And you saying that, oh, you're listening to me, is not a bigger burn than saying, hey, you don't want some more support your children, Patty. Yeah. That's way worse. Yeah, that's a lot worse. It doesn't get back to that, huh?

But the beloved chatter goes on to give Patty some personal information that Patrick Michael can't identify with in any single way. Because then he really messed up. And he goes on to say, I'm a 50 year old man that owns a home, works six days a week to support my wife and children that live with me and loves me. Huh? Huh? What?

I don't get it. I don't get it. He's saying he's better at life than you. You don't get that. Well, he doesn't get it. He's saying he's better at life than you. You don't get that. Well, he doesn't get it. He's saying, I have success in love in my life. I don't even know what is that. You know, your offspring, they live under the same roof as I do.

And I support them. Yeah, I like, oh, what a looser. I've got a wall full of headphones. I'm winning all over the place. So now the last clip, click nine. Patrick Michael is going to hit this guy with both barrels. And I just want to point out to Patrick Michael, I'm glad he doesn't do this. When you're recounting an argument you had, go ahead and leave out the ties when you got

burned pretty hard. You know what I mean? Like you can just like gloss over that and get right back to that. I said this. And then he's literally, he's just reading the thread. Yeah. There's like, it's happening in this happen. I said this. He's just reading the thread. Yeah, it's like it's happening in this. I got burns. Hey, man, shut off. You know what I mean? Shut the fuck off. You sound stupid. You sound old as fuck. You know what?

You sound 50. That's what you sound like. You fucking pancake bitch. I don't even know what that means, but it sounds good Burns that it does well he told you he was 50 and you said you sound 50. Yeah, that's not a w for you No, I'm gonna say that you said pancake bitch, which doesn't mean anything to anyone including you You're like I don't know what that means and also Patrick you sound 12 I know this's sound 50. Lucy. Like a free team. Lucy asked for a crash course on the way of the show here. This is it.

I did my best to give you the overview, but what you're hearing right now, I couldn't do any better, summing him up for you. He's amazing. Yeah. He spends all of his time online arguing with people, and he thinks he's interesting because of that. So I had you said that you watched watched or you listened to the company episode. I listened to the first like 10 minutes or so.

Which is about all you needed. But the reason that I was asking about this is because I was like, wait a second, all of the patty see cup stuff that I'm familiar with is not, it's like way more horrible than this. Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, he had a succinct idea and articulated it was just really dumb. It was a stupid idea. it was just real stupid ideas Yeah, he's really stupid. He's calling up people who are successful and figured out how to make a living on the internet He hasn't you see insults that he doesn't know what they mean. Yeah, he's like these idiots this painting started LLC and now they have income and they're paying bills and taxes what losers driving their fancy

bills and taxes what losers driving their fancy cutters yeah that's drinking their fancy drinks yeah yada premium on lighted what an idiot I throw in their money away are there any other clips that you want to play from Patrick Michael Lucy throw on clip 8 which is going to be uh we'll let it speak for itself all right no setup needed everybody I mean guys are so fucking stupid And sure man, you can make a lot of jokes about women being dumb as fuck too. Just for doing it But if it's already your profession You can make an exception right? But if you're like Sarah

From the trailer park and you're like God I can't make this month's rent But you still live with your parents. It's like, eh, you're just gaming the fucking system and good on you. Good on you. I just wish the lanes were a little easier for men. You know, where I've never been to try to talk into a microphone to make the same amount of money, dude, to get a sponsor, to get one sponsor. And I'll tell you what what I'm open for sponsorship I'm not mad at that it's a good idea. I just love it when he outs himself for sucking. Yeah. That's why you're not getting sponsors not because you're a dude like that was so bizarre is he saying that women have it easier? Yeah he's saying that women have it easier.

But really again because this whole episode was all about how he hates only fan sluts. I mean he doesn't hate them. He just hates it when they make companies out of themselves. Right. But there are a lot of only fan sluts. Like a lot. There's way more competition there. All of the ad money is not going to them. Yeah. Like, that's why they're not only. There's a lot of women not only fans who are not killing it.

It's just that too. You just bleems it entirely on that, which is not killing it. It's just that too. You just bleeds it entirely on that, which is obviously not right. It's because you suck. Well, apparently magic, minor sponsor, fucking anyone. So I'm glad he's open to it. Yes, that's always good news.

All right. Well, I'm glad you guys brought an update on Patrick Michael. I keep wanting to say Melton. I keep stopping myself. Because I called Melton Michael. And now there's Michael. We're not talking say Melton I keep stopping myself because I called Melton Michael And now there's Michael we're not talking about Melton right now But maybe we should talk about Patrick Melton because boy did he fuck up John's whole world Hey! Oh! Yay! Stuttering John has left the devil first. Yet again.

Yet again. And it really comes down to he got the strike on his channel, he got the one week suspension, because Patrick Mountain gave out the link. John shared it his channel, he got the one week suspension, because Patrick Mountain gave out the link. John shared it with him. He gave it out. Someone came on, played some scrap porn, the N word a bunch of times. YouTube didn't like that. John got a strike and he got a week's suspension. Well, then he was trying to get over on me and shooly and anyone clipping his show by playing his copyrighted music and He thought he was gonna strike us if we played clips

So then he got a taste of his own medicine when he played he was sniping Uncle Rico Shuley show and they were playing copyrighted music and then they told Johnny by the way that's copyrighted We have the rights you don't we can strike you and job is like oh, that's copyrighted, we have the rights you don't, we can strike you. And Josh was just like, oh, that's not fair, even though it's specifically what he was trying to do to Shuley and Shuley's network. Also, point out a little bit of hypocrisy on this. John was celebrating when they got strikes in the past. But that was a long time ago. Oh, but they got strikes for the wrong reason. I got strikes for the right reason.

You know, it's such a fucking idiot. He thinks that everything he does is fine, even though- But this is happening to me. the wrong reason I got strikes for the right reason, you know, it's it's a fucking idiot. He thinks that everything he does is fine. Even though this is happening to me. Right. That's what it comes down to. So now John goes on Joey C show. And I believe this is John's last appearance on the internet. Uh, since he's got a guy. Thank you for coming on, John. No problem, Joey. You are my friend You're not my friend. They all try to put bad head things in my head They say John. I'll never he'll charge you and I told him I don't ask John

I friends don't do that if if John wants to come on he could just say Joey I can never ask me and then I'll say okay, John come on I just don't bother people. No, I wouldn't charge a Joe everyone saying I should pay you and I should pay that. Well, am I asking you to pay me? No, no, you did not, John. That's how are you, John? You see, you're my friend. Kevin Brennan is not my friend. Kevin Brennan's a piece of shit. All right. So this is what it comes down to again with John is he's pretending that he has friends in this world. There's no friends in the devil versus. All right, I can guarantee you that. Jon's gonna turn on Joey C and vice versa.

We're gonna see all this. It's only been a couple of months since Jon's been back. He was already best friends with Kevin Brennan, and then Kevin paid him $100 and $125 and now he hates Kevin Brennan. Like, it's so ridiculous all of this. He's like, whoa, I'm on the other side of this bridge. I might as well burn it. So insane, guys. Can I spring one thing thing up that was really delightful on the ride over here

I was watching Uncle Rico. Yeah, and I think it's baloney factory that is doing the bunch of those. Yeah, all right. I won't spoil it. Don't spoil it Those are cracking me up because he's realized that joe c sounds like master shit. That's it So these conversations we Joey C and Stuttering John. Do you remember Aqua Teen Hunger 4's? Oh my god. So funny. Yes. Like, Master Shake. It's so great. But it even better as Carl as you know, so they're John is Carl and just the pacing that he puts on these videos. We're going to play a bunch of examples. I say the the best for last time. Okay. Sorry.

No, no, it's so fucking funny. Coming up. Okay. So basically, John is mad at Julie because Julie got over on him. And what I want to explain to John is you live by the snipe, you die by the snipe. You're letting Julie dictate your content when you're streaming him live, his show, live on your show, you've lost control of that, sir. That is on you. So I'm wanting you. These assholes are such loses that they just saw, I'm just gonna fucking,

you know, fucking try and fucking insert. And you saw, Joey, I had the volume very low and I fucking, and I cut it immediately Oh, that was the only thing too because I saw the episode just taking it down now But when he did play that copyrighted music, I think the band's called seven seconds and John goes Well, you have to play 20 seconds of it in order for you to get copyrights made that up out of nowhere We didn't play 20 seconds just fucking made up a rule right, just made that up out of nowhere. We didn't point to 20 seconds. Just fucking made up a rule. Okay. And I pointed that out. I believe I so pulled them at you didn't. And the volume was low. Right. Do anything. You weren't doing that. And I know Joey, here's the thing. And I mean this. This is the honest

truth. I went away for eight months. Right. I don't need this money. All right. Remember, you promised that with this is the honest truth. Said the liar. I don't need this money. Okay. Sure. Right. I don't need the podcasting cash, but I will tell you this. I will go away. And I will and I'll go this time I might go away for a year. Wow. Who knows? Wow. So I'll watch the shit ways

Patreons go down and I'll laugh right because I'll go what an idiot you struck me Right, and now I'm gone Right, so now you now you now what are you gonna do? And now I'm gone. Right. So now you, now what are you gonna do? It's gonna be crazy for anybody to do that because like you said and you've told me and we've talked about on your show is you are, you are the guy that everybody talks about. Everybody makes a show about you.

Yeah. They would be cutting themselves off of their own needs. And then Lady Kay's not gonna have any fucking content. Yeah, we'll figure out something. And Lady Kay already proved that he can figure it out. And guess what, Joe, I might even be off a Twitter every day. Wow. Don't threaten me with a good diet.

Jesus Christ. Everybody get off of Twitter, he says. Give us a shit. It's just something I talk to my kids about anyway. Oh, right, right. Because they're just like that. Why do you want to even bother with this fucking, you know, this horse shit?

It's fucking a bunch of fucking losers. We're waiting on your, our buddy, he wasn't out. He was out. He's got, you know, he's my partner here so we could come in on his own with the key, but I had to send him a link, Dave. Joey, see, we've talked before. I've given you some advice on how to do a show.

John just had a statement there that is groundbreaking. We've never heard this before. I talked to my kids about it. They think I should get off the internet. Stop everything right there. Let's delve into that. Fuck your partner in the key. All right.

Joey see, everyone else off the screen. Just put you out of there and go, can you explain what happened with your your kids? What's what he said to them? What are they telling you bring them on? Yeah, like this is finally something interesting that John has said that isn't Bullshit, I believe this to be true. I don't think you'd be making this part up and Joey sees just like yeah, okay, John So anyway, I'm trying to figure out how to get this guy out the show right now There's enough guys of the show. Yeah, no, and I'm waiting on him. I told him to come and say he He's running a few minutes later. He's

First in Joey, okay, I'm gonna so I could repeat this right? Yes, you could repeat it I am saying it on the the Joey Catalano show is that what this is called? Catalano TV. Big fan, big fan. We see show. Catalano TV, Joey sees show. Where they strike me, which they, according to the fucking trailer trash show, he said, fuck you asshole, now we're striking you,

we have time. Okay, fine. Then I'll be gone. Well, they didn't strike him, but he's still has taken his ball in God, home, it seems. We'll see. We'll see what happens. He's taking all the content down. He's taking everything off of his Patreon. He put a note up there saying he won't be back. He's not charging anyone again. He's going through that whole thing again. Back in eight months.

Yeah. He's at the side. Yeah. I hate when they say back in eight months. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I hate when they say back in eight months, you're like, give it one to the star. Yeah. Exactly. I know.

Surprise. You didn't wait until November to get the head. Yeah. Just making a big. And then just like last year. Just like last year, Johnny. Joey, not only are you not going to see me podcasting. You're not going to see me on any show.

And you're not going to probably me in any show and you're not probably see me even tweeting Right, that that there there. I don't understand why you would do that to fine now you think this He's not playing guys. He's he's not reverse psychology Because I don't know. I'm not doing Charles psychology here. He's not doing child psychology He's turning with reverse psychology. He's not doing child psychology. He's turning with reverse psychology. He's changing the child psychology. I know you're serious. I've already had this discussion with my son. And he said, Dad, he goes, it's better for your mental health to just stop doing this

shit because these people are fucking assholes. Wow. So how does this come up? Is his son watching his shows, watching the devil verse going on Reddit? Or did they finally talk on John's birthday or a couple days after because his son wasn't available? Did they finally talk and John's just ranting and raving and talking about lady K and the dudes pay the shit where it is. This is like, Dad, you got to get out of this world. What are you doing? Yeah, I'm just really bad for you. A picture of a slightly different scenario where he's showing him a clip that he's proud

of. Oh, okay. Interesting. Yeah, this is like, shit, check out your old man. And they're like, yeah. He's like, Dad, they're ripping us. Yeah. Don't you see that?

You could call Bob Levy Barber all you want. He's laughing. He's like, dad, they're ripping. Yeah. Don't you see that? You could call Bob, leave me Barbara, all you want. He's laughing. He's asking, dummy. What are you doing? That's what I want to know. This is where the interview would have gone. Right. If I was wearing my Joey Seamask, which hopefully I'll get one

in the mail soon. We have a PO box. It's available on our website, where these dot com. Because that's what I want to ask John is, how did this go down? Are they paying attention to what's going on? Because John's for bringing up his kids a lot lately Because he's trying to bait people into talking about his kids Which he got Patrick Melton to go off on his kids recently and whose fault is that?

Stuttering John Melundis. Yeah, that's who's followed this. He put up the tweet and they can we put up? He put it on vice. He put on national TV tweet and they can we put up he put it on vice you put on national TV just to prove a point like no you're doing what you said was the most horrible thing anyone could ever do posting shit about your trans kid and you're the one who gave it to this TV network to put up on their show John and I don't know if your kids going thanks dad I doubt it doesn't sound like it I don't know what son he's talking about but it doesn't sound like it. I don't know what son he's talking about, but it doesn't sound like they're thrilled about

his behavior on here. Yeah, I'm gonna let you know. I'll be gone. I don't need this fuck. I don't need it. But I'll tell you, I'll get the last laugh. They think they're getting me. Now, they're fucking themselves.

Right. Cause all my shit is private. Plus, he's gonna get the last laugh where? Where is he laughing? Well, I'd be able to hear it from my house in Florida. We're about to be each and Jimmy. Oh, we're gonna know he's laughing or not. Right.

And I'm gonna have any clips. I'll be seeing a lot of people get mad about you taking down and I go, I'm glad he did that. You know, do you think Hitler was at the bunker and he's just like all right well this is the end of this but I sure got over a lot of people did die this will be my last show show yeah this it'll probably because they are gonna strike me they already said they will okay we're gonna see I hope they don't because that would be the fucking sorry. It's thing anybody can do. I want you to do a couple guys here. Johnny will quickly get this is Kai and Lou. They they're part of the the the catalogue TV. He does they have a morning show. I got a morning show. He doesn't care. He's gonna bring in another show on and this is like my son, Mr. Big shot. He's the guy the kid that everybody picks on. It's a show yourself up.

Great, great pleasure to be on with you, John. Thanks and high guys. But no, I'm just, it's like I'm amazed as of the stupidity aren't you guys? So they're going to take, take me down, but they're going to fuck themselves. Yeah, I'm not a big fan of anybody hurting anybody's living or doing it. But here's the, Joey? When I left and I was talking to Vinnie Paulina about this and he said, John, if you would have left for two more months, if you stayed away for two more months, you would be fucking, they'd be done. All right, we got to talk to Vinnie Paulina. Did he really say that?

Say, John, who's there first? I see me talking about Shuley, the Shuley network. So what Shuley did when John went away as he started a morning show called the BS show. And what they did was grow and grow and grow. And John was looking at his Patreon and a lot of people like to do that and they go, well, his Patreon numbers went down.

Yeah, but his YouTube memberships went way up. They started focusing on YouTube and they were on Monday through Friday with a huge audience of people watching them. And I don't know if Jen doesn't realize that, if he's playing dumb or if he is dumb, could be a little above. That's very possible.

Right. And keep in mind, that would have been Viddie Paul lead on total of two more months. That would have taken. If you were to cut back in August, I surely would have been destitute. I don't know why he's doing this anyway,

because like, March is a long way. It's a long way, that's the reason. You only think of your calendar. Right. People are just gonna have forget about you. Yes, correct. That's gonna give a shit about March. Correct.

When I went away, the shit way his numbers went from, from Patreon, 1000 to like 500 right so he's only gonna fuck himself Yeah, he wasn't running his organization on a thousand dollars about through patreon He's got like five or six people on the payroll over there. So it's pretty obvious That's not his main source of income would that affect your thing that you got going on in Rochester If you if you left would you know it'll be better Yeah, I talked to many the other day goes John I Would prefer you go away

Vinnie's a lot of things, but a marketer he has not yeah, Vinnie's like no, no, no It'd be way better if you're out of sight out of mind and everyone forgets about people should forget about the product And yeah, that'll be fucking amazing don't promote it for the next five months. No. I'd build up like enthusiasm and like expectations for it. Just go away and let everybody forget about it. Just go away, the other shows of focus and other people. People get invested in that thing.

They'll be way more interested. Maybe Chad Zumak will sell out his one-man show. Yeah, just go away. Chad, it's gonna work out perfect for you. Vinnie, if you really said this, I thought you were front of John, you're being very rude to the man before this show. So, move, I think.

Yeah, so John seems into smart move, that's how you know. All right, all right, fucking producer, Joe. Get ahead, get, get, get. Because I'll be gone. And don't worry, you're thinking. Don't worry, I got money, I can stay away. I got a pension that I collect every fucking month.

I don't need to do this. He's 58 years old. He's living off a pension. I was really worried that he wasn't going to have any money. Yeah, I know. We're all concerned about his income, obviously. That's not what you should be doing. It's a 58 living off your pension. In fact, they dock your pension when you take it out that early.

It's not a good thing. You're not retirement age yet. I wouldn't brag about it if that was the case. No, it's not a good thing to brag about. He's just like, oh, I got a fallback thing. You got an apartment in that way. You got a house in Florida and you have zero income. I might want to figure something. I got a nest egg I'm wasting away right

Yeah, so get it Get ahead and I just want everybody to know that I Never troll John. I've always been friend him. He gets mad at me He'll call me up and scold me and tell me I wish you wouldn't I just told you you about 10 minutes ago madame he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he he All right, so Clay Dabler is a guy. I believe he's in our chat today. I thought I think I saw him. He makes a really cool clay figures of people in the dabble verse. And that's how I've learned. Hold on, I'm sorry.

Clay Dabler, Trick, Talon, 98, 3. Just, just know that when they strike me, you should all be fucking, you should be angry as fuck. Yeah, Clay Dabler ain't going for it. He said he's very upset I just took the goat away. Right. I agree. Go ahead. You might think it was it's so funny. I'm just saying You got me. You got me. But guess what? I win. I win. Chimes literally running away. The thing, I was I was in for two hours and I go, okay, guys, I got to go on MLC.

And Jack goes, run away, run away. Chimes literally running away. And while he's running, does he say, I won? Yeah. You lost. You're a loser, John. I do not know that. Are you that delusional?

Are you that retarded also? He's trying to pull that whole Star Wars thing Obi-Wan Kenobi where's like listen Vader if you strike me down I only become more powerful. He didn't he became like a ghost He was way more powerful when he had a lightsaber. I could trade people the force After that kind of just like gave directions gonna dig gonna take about. I was thinking the same thing. You're like, it'll be more powerful. Now you just go away. Yeah, I hope he goes away and then somebody could just make like a visual effect of like a stinkline green entity behind you. Now, let's remember why everyone's fucking with John. Right now. So they're gonna strike me and I go away. So this, I'm telling you, because they hate me so much,

because of all the success I've had. So the reason why the devil for his success is everyone's so jealous of all of this success. No one goes after Arty Lang or Billy Waster Howard Stern, or even Mitch Faitel for that matter. But we all want to go to Starring Jack as a so jealous, damn it, his career so great. How does he not get this?

That he was in complete obscurity until a show that started highlighting shows that were terrible in complete obscurity came along and said, well, look how pathetic this is. Yeah. Remember, look how far this guy's fallen. I know.

And then he had a resurgence of his career. Correct. He still doesn't get that. I don't know. It's hard to tell. It's hard to tell if he's this dumb or just deflecting. And maybe it's a cope. Maybe he's got to tell himself this just to deal with life.

Definitely. Yeah. Yeah. He was very possible. The only other option is to admit how bad your life got. Yeah. He can't do that. How much you fucked up. Yeah.

He is Eric Cartman. Yes. In a lot of ways. For many, many reasons, but the ones that come to mind is this is all his creation. Eric will react and everything will fall apart. And if he had just kept his mouth shut, everything would be fine. Right. He has the wrong instincts all the time and never learns.

Yeah, right. That's the great thing. We're in season 26. Yeah. But also, John Cartman still has found out. John is seemingly independent, but still dependent on his mom. Just like that.

Yeah, that's a good point too. He's like, what are they? They've got a hot dog. So it's pretty cool. All right, guys, I want to leave you all with one last Gaggy. Don't sing the sweet. Don't sing the sweet goodbye yet. Don't sing it yet.

I don't sing it yet. He's got the memories. Don't sing the sweet don't sing the sweet goodbye yet. Don't sing it yet. I don't sing yet Don't do it. Thank you buddy Hey Dave this will be my last time All right, John. Thanks buddy. Wow Hey All right, John, thanks buddy. Wow. All right, everybody. All right, so oh my god, John leaves this chaos and goes okay I'm not here. You see DG's there J. Cuts and all the characters are here and guess he's been waiting in the green room this entire time He's in the other half. Let's bring in the other equation this putt to this this great imagery

Welcome Come down Jake Okay, I'm off right away, but so this is kind of fun because you can't have Shuley and John on the same screen not because Shuley's upset about that because John is John is a pussy I think she was gonna break this up in a second, but I just want to point it out. The John is literally running away from all of the people who are as detractors and he's pretending he's winning. No one sees it that way. Not a single person sees it that way. This is about. Jay calm down. Please, Jake. Now, please don't be surprised. Respect any guess. So I'm going to keep him in the waiting room, Julie, But John was adamant about not bringing you on with him.

So I'm finishing. No, he's a pussy. I get it. And listen, let me tell you another thing about this pussy. And you, Dave, out there, you say, we got to get to a no strike place. How many fucking strikes this guy tried to hit our channel with throughout the years? No, I don't. I don't.

I don't want to tell you. He couldn't tell me. He couldn't tell me. If he was smart and he knew what he was doing, he could have canceled the whole fucking channel, I don't. I don't. I don't. I don't want you to tell you. He couldn't tell me. I can't tell. If he was smart and he knew what he was doing, he could have canceled the whole fucking channel a long time ago. We were sitting on two strikes just like him.

Did we cry? Did we go running off and threaten to leave? No. He's a pussy. He got outsmarted because he doesn't know what the fuck he's doing. And he got mad. Sorry. That's what it is.

He's a baby. He's going to take his balls. He got to get back up. mad. Sorry. That's what it is. He's a baby. He's going to take his ball. He got to get back. Sorry. Sorry. He's going to go home. But guess what? He ain't going anywhere. He ain't got nothing else. He'll be here. He ain't going anywhere. So I'll be in Jamaica again. Yeah. So Shuley's prediction is that, uh, John, I'll be back here then later. We'll see. I think it'll be back in the next month or so. I could be wrong. I predict he was going to be back a lot sooner. I brought

my ball back and my mom said I could sleep over. So before he was able to leave because he was a substitute teacher, now he doesn't have that gig anymore. So he's got to figure out something. I would imagine. It's not just a money thing, though. It's an attention thing. He needs attention. He's going just a money thing though, it's an attention thing. He needs attention. He's going to super chat from the street corner. Yeah. Maybe.

All right. So this is the thing we were talking about earlier. The Bloney Factory on YouTube has figured out, and there's a, he put out a whole video on it when we saw this where he shows the behind the scenes how he makes these videos. Oh, nice, it's tedious Like he goes in and he has to square it all up and look for when they're saying the words to get the mouths moving

Crats and everything. I was like, all right. That's that's pretty impressive. What he's doing. So this is Joey C He's talking about clay daddler statues. Yeah to and the course, Joey see as master shake in this. All right. You see the claim? You see the claim statues he made of me? You know, oh, man, he even never become alive. And they said they're singing.

Were me, you and and and and and and and Bob believe he made it. Bob believe he played out. He made you me, uh, Card of, uh, a couple of people in Hype but you're all singing this song. He made us all come alive. So ain't guys kind of alive. I don't want to be part of anything with Bob Levy. Just the timing of it is so fucking fair.

It's so fun. The only thing more tedious than the timing of that is the timing of Cardiff trying to write a song around John's Lady K. Beatles singing. Oh, right, yeah. We had to slow it away now to get it to the end of that. It's so amusing. How the fuck did he even do that? Someone rewrote the lyrics to that and made a funnier on Devler's and out of the space.

I figured it was summer and it was, I saw it somewhere and I was like, okay, that would've been funnier because he just, he rewrote the lyrics, just call me gay. It's like, well, if that's what you're trying to do, just do it. I'll make it funny if you're gonna do that.

Joey C just needs to be master shay, kind of like a cardiff. Yeah. If you need a master shay filter, oh my God. That would be, that's all he should do. If you get a master's show filter, oh my God. That would be so amazing. I would be like space ghost, coast to coast. Remember that? Yeah.

Oh God. Everybody would love us shows up for sure. I'm getting, he's gonna pay me very hand to me to do this. He knows how much we haven't to go share yet, but I'm not gonna be cheap. He knows that. And I will show you in writing what it is. Hey, I'd rather see

the Venmo because he ain't gonna pay you shit. Okay, he will pay me. He'll pay me. Trust me. I already still figure out him. And what I would do. I did go high, but I guarantee he pays me well. What figure? How hard did you go? 3000. And how much did he say he'd give you? Or even get back on an answer. We just need DG to be in there as me why oh my gosh that's a good See the problem is a DG is devoid of personality. Yeah, and me want to so much personality I don't know who DG would be maybe Freilock but Freilock is too much wisdom. I don't know All right, this is where John explains that he's the smart one. I'm gonna ask you something, and you can ask Dave this.

Who do you think is the smart one out of all these people? Who do you think has the college degree? Who do you think? I know you got a college, I know you do. I know is the success out of all these fucking people. Long term success I think. Yes. current success. It's the the time of the evidence. That's so funny. All right, well, this is sad.

Sad that we are losing the dabble from the dabble verse once again. So I need something that's going to cheer me up. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Just as I transition to the next segment, Cardiff rejoined the backstage green room. I wanted to get his take on the Stuttering John thing. John, John,

Carter. What's going to happen with Stuttering John is latest leaving the dabble versus shenanigans. I don't know. I don't know. I he is not responded to a text for me in a couple days.

So what are you telling him? What are you texting him? Please come back. You miss you. His March 10th still on. Are you okay? What are you telling him? What are you texting him? Please come back. You miss you Okay Yeah, no, it's but he's back on Twitter today. That's a good son. That's a good thing Yes, rock and roll But yeah, he's back on Twitter, so hope maybe, maybe a couple more, a couple more days this

John drought will end. But to boy Carl, could you not have picked a worst time to start a weekly John show? That's fine. He's coming. I want to point out your failure. No, I want to point out you picked a worst side of book him in March. In Rochester.

And he said, I don't know if you saw it, we're watching that packet that we were just watching, but he said Vinny told him, stay away until March, then we'll get more people to tell us. I think it'll get many, many fewer people to tell us if he stays away. You know, were you at that meeting? Yeah.

I think if there's some type of, you know, the absence makes the heart grow fond, or kind of thing, I guess Vinny's thinking of. Yeah. That's for people you like. We need to, I guess, Vinnie's thinking of. Yeah. That's for people you like. We need to, we need, I think we need to be on a run John Roller coaster for the next few months, and I think we are on a John Roller coaster. You might be right about that.

In fact, I think I have a song about that. I'm not a man. Come on, let's have some fun. With you and everyone, until the break of dawn. Come on, come on, come on alone It's not over It's not the So I'm the boring though. And yes, we are in the middle of an emotional roller coaster. And Kurt, if you want to hang out and talk about time, Myers? No, that nobody. Sure.

You know, it's no different than police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. What I love about time, Myers is the way he starts off his podcast. And he's been promoting the shit out of this podcast out of TikTok. We played out W H T S last week. Every post is you got to tune in my podcast new episodes out new episodes out. So all right, I'll tune in.

This is how it starts off with a long ass joke. Hello and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Well, the house of Representatives is an amiss. Leave it to the Republicans, a party that wants to take race relations, gender status, and labor laws back to before the Civil War. Not be able to elect the Speaker of the House and thus not be able to do literally anything. Leave it to this Republican Party to shit the bed when we have a month until the government shuts down. Ukraine needs money. The Middle East is about to emulate and the gears that make our nation's capital run and crank out policies are at a standstill, meaning yet this is still the best possible outcome for this country.

What was that punchline holy shit? The best. Now's a sorry Carl now's a great time to announce my new contest. I'm asking any comedian to make a joke with the word emolate. I think he just heard the best one so far. Listen to the reaction. So three guests I'll decide. Oh, was that the punchline?

And in succession they all I am the walrus hoho That's hilarious wow, okay pretty good stuff time not even sure what he just said but Republicans bad was the message I got so that sounds about right I love. They're always running on that platform. They're like, if you like me, it'll be 1832 all over again. Yeah. That's what you want in this country.

You let's say. Steve Scalice announced you would step aside as a candidate for Speaker of the House. Imagine being a party that's so racist that you look at a guy who compared himself to the guy who once led the Ku Klux Klan and think, he's not quite what we're looking for. What the heck?

Tom has this childlike understanding of politics, where he's just like, I mean, Republicans are all racist and bad and Democrats are all good. We all know that, so here are the jokes. Now that you know that, here are the hilarious jokes that we had. Am I, am I hearing for the first time though? Is there a little bit of going to the gym and eating better? No, I think that's it.

So I picked up on that. So he's got that Scottish guy that he emulates a little bit. And there was a thing with Jim Norton. We had Ozzy Osborne as a guest on the open Anthony show and I just I was like, I'm looking pretty good man Jim, you know, and Jim goes, oh yeah, I'm just going to the gym, going to the gym and eating betta. And everyone looked at him like, you think you're fucking British with the watch that happened to you.

And yes, I think the code switching the eyes. Yes. I think Tom Myers has got a little bit of that going as well. All right, let's get some more Steve Scalise jokes and that will actually come in a play on to catch an alien today. Oh, good. We could see you. We could you figure this out. I appreciate that. So Steve Scalise, I did you guys listen closely and explain this one to me because I do not understand it. Steve Scalise was discarded by the Republican conference so fast that when he was shot

years ago, his colleagues thought he was at a school. He won't hear that on PodSafe America. So if you don't know about this, Steve Scalice was playing baseball when a Democrat opened fire and shot six Republicans. And Tom's joke was, well, it's here to get it because I don't fucking, I can't make sense of it. Steve Scalice was discarded by the Republican conference so fast that when he was shot years ago, his colleagues thought he was at a school. so fast that when he was shot years ago, his colleagues thought he was at a school. I'm really trying to understand this. Can anyone?

There's Republican support school shootings is what he's saying. Yeah. Is that what he's saying? Yes, by not banning guns. It's a joke about school shootings. Oh, areas. Nobody's saying he's saying because with East Scalice got shot

because the Republicans were doing so much to help school shootings that he thought it was likely he got shot in a school. Wow. That's the, I'm telling you, that's the logic. Wow. I can think like this fool. I believe Cardiff. I believe he can think like an alien.

I am fucking lost out of that one. I. I like what the fuck are you talking? Okay, so Jim Jordan is also a Republican in Congress. Given his history as a wrestling coach, Jim Jordan's first bill should he become speaker will be to mandate all EBT recipients fight in the octagon for a package of ramen. So Jim Jordan's gonna do is he's gonna say, all right, you got food stamps. Guess what? You can't buy ramen until you fight MMA style against someone else because I used to be a wrestling coach.

Pretty good. Is he getting worse at joke writing? Is that possible? Well, he's stubbornly holding on to that fucking title when it should be Tom Myers versus the world. Right. And I know we pointed that out before, but I mean, he's got the childish notion of politics, but also language in general.

And he is getting worse. He's getting worse at this now. And if somebody may want to, someone else may want to go do the research, but I believe his jokes are getting longer. I think you're right. He's getting worse at this now. And if somebody may want to, someone else may want to go do the research, but I believe his jokes are getting longer. I think you're right. But I think because the people on the show

are now trained to giggle, which by the way, you could do more of. I'm trained to giggle. Oh, thank you, Carter. That's why he makes the big bucks. The reason that he is doing this now is because he's getting a reaction. The first couple of seasons, he would say something like that, and people would just be staring at him. Okay. But now they're

used to it. So he's getting a reaction. So he's just like getting worse and worse. Here's another racist joke about Republicans. In most workplaces with this level of frustration, your coworkers would be quitting on mass. That won't happen because of just a few Republicans leave. Then the Democrats technically will be in the majority. And then Hakeem Jeffries will be elected speaker. And Republicans will do anything to stop another brown person from being in the presidential line of succession. Because Republicans hate brown people, get it? Also, Republicans can't just leave Congress.

And then there's like, well, no, I guess Democrats have the majority. It's like, no, they fill the seats. Stop me. No, my shift is over. I quit. I'm out of here. Well, again, it's like Arby's eating skate. So fucking stupid.

So now we've established this Republicans hate black people. They want slavery again. That's why anyone who votes Republican votes are Republicans. But also, let's not forget their also Nazis. Let's not forget that. Colorado Congressman Ken Bucks said he would only support a speaker who acknowledged that Joe Biden won the 2020 election. Jim Jordan was of course endorsed by Donald Trump. So maybe he's afraid that if he agrees to Ken Bucks condition, it would be like looking into the arc of the covenant and having his face melt and implode, which is another thing Jim Jordan would have in common with the Nazis and raiders of the

lost arc. Can we knew the reference? Yes. There's no other reference there. We don't stop with melting. We get it. It's still sucks. When he starts like name dropping, people like don't I don't follow politics very closely

Or almost at all Just fucking jumping around from this guy said this and this guy that you never heard of said that And it's just like trunpoint remember when he said dude, but but I'm no you lost me Two miles ago show is that for you No, you lost me about two miles ago. The show is not for you. Holy shit. The show is definitely not for you or anyone for that matter. It's really not for anyone.

And the thing, the reason why I stop for anyone is because Tom can't help but put his own world view into jokes and he's from Maryland. And he thinks the people in the state of Maryland don't vote the right way sometimes. I know. It's crazy. So this is the punchline to this joke. Louisiana elected Jeff Landry, a hard right oil executive and climate change denier as its new governor over the weekend. Given Louisiana has a history that includes Hurricane Katrina, one of the biggest climate disasters in modern American

history, and the deep water horizon oil spill, one of the biggest climate disasters in modern American history. And the deep water horizon oil spill, one of the biggest ecological disasters in modern American history. Louisiana has finally surpassed Maryland as the most self-masochistic state. I even set up an explain that was gonna happen here still like, Jesus, why is he bringing up Maryland? What the fuck? Also, I love the essence explained what Hurricane Katrina was in this shed. It's gonna happen here still like Jesus going why is he bringing up Maryland what the fuck Also, I love this explain what her cake of Treadow was and this shit just like and in case you don't know what that is like no No, we want to be the only thing people knew what it was

Point he had to explain what that was which caused this many billions of dollars of damage. Let me remind you guys that Okay, we get it now. He's's not going to stop there. He also, I don't know if you guys know this, the Baltimore Ravens played a game in London recently. And of course, all of us are concerned about the Ravens playing in London. The Baltimore Ravens played a game in London this past weekend. It must have been weird for Ravens fans to go to a game in a country where no one hanging around the stadium was heavily armed. And now on with the show, please join me in welcoming Jeff Heisen, Gina Brown and Chip

Jones. Eight times. One of them laughs. Yeah, like he's up talking. He's up talking. Yeah. It wasn't with the punch line. So you just heard him introduce Chip Jones.

Now Chip Jones has a good first name for what he's up to. This is the banter. I don't want to brag, but I'm pretty good at banter. So one of the things I do very well with my buddy, Blind Mike Geary. Chip. Mike cares you. Possibly.

Either way, I'm part of the team. I consider myself 50%. so this is Chip and Tom and their banter on the show. Chip, great to have you back again. Yeah, it's been a while. Good to see you guys. Go into the gym. Go into the gym and you better. Chip, great to have you back again. Yeah, it's been a while. Good to see you guys.

Yeah, what have you been up to lately? You know, not much of anything. You know, I've been doing you know, I'm on a WPFW Pacifica affiliated station. So I've been doing some stuff there, mostly obituaries or small pieces about comedians or jazz artists. I haven't been doing much standup. Nothing I guess is what you'd say. I've been doing nothing. What a wonderfully upbeat intro. What have you been up to? I'm guessing on your show. So nothing. My schedule was very clear. I said yes to you. This will be in my obituary. To be on your show. I know comedians are dark, but I didn't know they were obituary.

No, I know the audience are dark, but I didn't know they were a bit where you're I'm ready to go bitch ways. I'm going through chemotherapy and I'm doing this show. So nothing great. Too bad. All bad. I'm ready to get a bit you are there's other pages. This fucking robust asshole. All right. Let's get into booster talk everybody. I got my recently updated COVID booster

and it just dawns on me. Because I think part of me thinks to myself, like, why am I doing this? Because with everything going on, it's like I'm basically, because we have the various strains of the flu, we have this new variant of COVID. Like I think RSV might be, may get a comeback.

So at this point, like, why bother getting the vaccine when I'm basically rooting for disease to win? Okay. Okay. It sounds like everyone else is rooting for it. I'm rooting for you to get hurt too, Tom. So please get all the boosters you can possibly get, whatever they'll allow you to stick into your arm go for it

So then This is crazy because Jeff Heisen tries to make a joke about the listeners being dumb and Tom does not like that Don't call our listeners idiots. Nobody calls my listeners idiots. You don't have any listeners Don't worry about it. No one wants to see the show is an idiot. No one wants to see the show So it's all good. That's our job over here. Now he called your listener. So this is crazy.

He does his monologue. He has this really shitty banter where the guy says, I'm ready to go bits. And then he lectures Jeff Heisen on the listeners being intelligent. And then he already brings in another guest to come in to join the panel. And this person is going

to tell us about the Republican party. Nicole, thank you so much for joining us. Thank you for having me. Yeah. So what do you think about the modern Republican party? I want to know what her text going to be. They're doing pretty swell. I don't know the time. Can you imagine? So let's find out because it's amazing to me how dumb Tom is and just he has no world experience. I made the joke with Lauren Bober when she got caught on camera on that theater and watching team Beetlejuice live or whatever.

She was like all over her boyfriend. I made the joke that she was like jerkin' of off. She wasn't. And this isn't really happened. It was, you know, people exaggerated. But in these people's minds, that's exactly what happened. One of the people who is deciding on the future of the house of representatives was caught on surveillance footage

giving her boyfriend a hand job and a fear. That's right. I mean, that's what we've come to today. I don't think times even kissed a girl Yeah, you know what I hand job is She knows what a hand job is What why do you say that you think it's give it one? There's no way there's no way sustaining his life What a fucking crazy

there's another way sustaining his life. What a fucking crazy. Anyway, one more clip that I have on here. And this one again is just embarrassing. Without a speaker of the house, Congress can convene and approve the minutes of previous meetings, but basically be a non-functioning entity that serves no purpose

and will have no impact on future events. In other words, it has the same effect as a comedy festival where the comedians pay for a chance to perform. Who was that a joke for? Joke on his career. Yeah. He's done that. Only the people who are on his show have done that. So nobody else gets, and it doesn't make sense, anyway. He's really bad at this. Them and Melrose Larry Green.

Yes. Melrose Larry Green actually paid Senator John Melondas to perform comedy, which was not a good move. Curtis, I have good news for you, bad news for us. Annie just dropped off. She's been here since the beginning.

I don't know if she had somewhere to go or if we offended her. I'll prepare. So that means we are going to catch an alien and the numbers are not what I'd like them to be when we're trying to beat Cardiff. But thank you, Annie. Yeah, I know, right? Help you. And I gave her the answers this week too. Oh Annie come back. We can really use it. Come back. Lucy's due. I think it's her week. There's Annie. Hey everyone. Welcome back Thank you for joining us. Shucks. All right. You ready to catch an alien? Absolutely. All right, let's do it. It's time for everyone's face. Pause for a second show right let's do it. It's time for everyone's face. I remember what I said it's related to the gym

Norton talking like Aussie. Okay very good. To catch an alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien? And then death threats came out of that, right? Of course. It was a real danger that I it was widely reported. It was like on the newspapers everywhere. And I'm a public person. They know where I live. And Chicago revenge crime is a real thing. When they come out of prison they literally come shit. Yes, it was very scary. I was very scared to live there and yeah just knowing how public that that whole incident was. Can you believe that you come from North Korea go through hell to get here to get robbed with your son in Chicago

Like what the you know you got to go to bed at night after that night or the next day and just go what is going on I just did everything to get here, you know and here we go again but cheese and And what are your thoughts Like to you to you what did Tommy say next here your choices number one iran musk and the twitter files be on the library of congress removing books next Library of Congress, removing books, next on cancer culture. Four, one of these are the breakdown of American famaries. Lastly, on liberal liberal California not wanting migrants from Florida So I am gonna go first time this one as I like to do I think it's number one Iran mosque and

The Twitter files Whatever that was I'm to go over to you, Trucker Andy, what do you think? Cancer culture. Cancer culture is also very good. Lucy tight bucks. Oh my god, they're all awful. I'm going to go with lastly liberal California. Well, the reason why that's why is because they won't accept immigrants from Florida. I hope that's the one. except immigrants from Florida. Yeah. I hope that's the one. Annie, what do you think?

They're all such good answers, and I hope they're all true. It's good to see you. It's good to see you. It's good to see you. Cancer culture, that's the one I wanted to first, so that's what I'm going with. That's what I locked in. Okay, that's all right.

I know it's all right. And thank you for writing this for me. I know, I know that I do it this. You wrote them all. Very offended by all of I'm I know You wrote them all After that night or the next day and just go what is going on? I just did everything to get here You know, and here we go again but she's and Yeah, and what are your thoughts?

Like to you to you what is cancer culture to you? Who are the winners on this one? We got Annie, Trucker Annie and the producer Annie. Nice. Congratulations. I think it's a really gay way to become like no squirrels like Brooke. It's not even a first step. When people get cancer, we're saying the wrong things or different things. People get cancer. The wrong thing. I wanted her to start talking about like having two chemi.

No, no, no, no. I don't know about a culture of cancer, but it is a problem, yeah, for sure. This is two chemi awareness month. It's not even a first step, when people get cancer, they're saying the wrong things or different things, then they mention ideology. That's all definition of authoritarianism. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you

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All right, well, well done. Cardiff, we appreciate you playing the game with us. Thank you. And of course, people should go to see subreddit surfing live, but also you can check it out on Monday nights on these subreddit surfing. Almost every Monday, yes. Almost every Monday.

Is it where you can check out that? And trucker Andy, you of course are doing the All Apologies podcast. Every Wednesday morning, it's waiting for you and your feed. Today we released Tricia Paitis, which is always interesting. The lore is deep, so there's plenty to talk about. We might have to revisit that, but this was particularly about the end of her frenemies

podcast with Ethan Klein, and it took forever to get through. There was a lot to pour through, and it was a lot of fun to talk about. But I also want to tease that this Monday the 30th is Halloween or which is a show that is our answer to Galentine's day Wendy Williams episode. She talked about the day before Valentine's Day being about celebrating your girlfriends on Galentine's day. And then she got shit for saying that gay guys couldn't be part of Valentine's Day. So the olipogies answer to that is the day before Halloween, is Halloween or we're releasing an episode

featuring Anthony Weiner and a bunch of other fun things in addition to- I wanna see you two apologize for her. Yeah. And then I think the next week we're gonna be talking about Joe Rogan apologizing for the end work. So there's a lot happening over in apology, all apologies.

Please check it out. Almost too many apologies. Yeah. It never ends. Yes, me. And then once over with Kaylee, I saw that you just dropped an episode with our boy Tony. I sure did. Tony Pat The Moves.

Yeah. He came over to my channel and we talked all about slumber party and massacre to Which was excellent. Yes, lots of fun weird guitar drill stuff in that one So definitely check that out fan fucking TASTE and I'll also be doing a very short little collaboration with Jay from absolute sublime one on YouTube He has asked me to tell him about my favorite scary movie for a little Halloween video that he's going to be releasing. So excellent. Very good. And Annie, what are you up to now, Dylan from somewhere, and you still collabing? Yes, we're both working on a podcast called

What Is This Game. We did an episode today with Mondays Weekly. It's a horror game called Dead Space. Next week, or no, sorry, next week, on the eighth, we will be having Huzi from its Huzi hello to talk about the quarry. Another horror game. Nice. That's always a good get. You're going to find out from the voicemail section. There are people who like Huzi. So, in case anyone thought that was the case. So, okay, so anyone thought that was the case. You can find us on YouTube at WITGS. Very good. WITGS is where to go to find the show. What is this game?

No. Got it. Alright, so what have we done today? We've done it all. You know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is the team. The team is the team.

The team is the team. The team is the team. The team is the team we have Eric Nagel, the sucks bagel, returning to the show for, for, we'll see you in that happens or not. For, for for for Jacktober and we'll be back talking Jacktober. Let's see if this works right now. Have you ever met a person that doesn't like an Oreo cookie? So for this experiment, they gave Oreos to rats on one side of the maze and on the other side of the maze, they gave them rice cakes. Now, I'm not saying those rats should have banded together and gone all been on the situation. But if you knew that your friends were getting Oreos, you were getting rice cakes. Come on. Anyway, here's what they, here's what they

learn. Okay. So I just went to their 24 seven livestream on their website. That is the Bob and Sherry show, and Katie Tucker sent that in, because Katie is actually a fan of that show. So we check it in on Bob and Sherry. What did they learn about the rats? That's the teaser. Damn it.

I couldn't play it, and I said, fuck that. People got a tune in, and I probably won't even know the answer. Probably won't even know. But that's what we'll be doing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts. Please tune in next time. It might be the episode we've found out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Let me blow up, everybody. the most this of morning radio. I'm now to show these cold. Right now. Hmm. Okay.

Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Kurt, if you wanted to say something as I was hitting our outro, do you know I was I was reacting. Oh, okay. I was called acting, Carl. Acting.

Did a fantastic giant fooled me on that. I'm sorry. I'm going to bounce. I got it. My show is fooled me on that. I'm sorry. I'm gonna bounce I get it I My show is a Saturday after that I go back to not having anything to do on Wednesday, so all right That you know show up late leave early. That's my motto have fun at band practice Randy mindy always good to see you buddy. Andy must have gotten shit last Wednesday for getting their late I have a feeling oh, it's mr. Pug

got shit last Wednesday for getting their late. I have a feeling, oh, it's Mr. Pug. All right. Do we have some new reviews? Anybody chance? Yeah, I have two reviews in one comment. Okay. We'll start with the comment. It's from Happy Hounds on October 19th, 2023.

It's from Castbox. It's not really, they don't let you do like a review, but you can just comment on like a feed. And it's, I assume it's from episode 454 Cheez Whits. And the person says, this one was a little rough. So I'm going to assume it was a five star. Okay. I wouldn't. Green to disagree. All right, let's get back to some reviews then. We got Tyler B from Canada, October 23rd, 2023.

What even is this? I accidentally left my phone near a TV playing public radio access game shows. So the algorithm must have thought I would enjoy this and recommended it to me. Horrible. I assume that's a five star. They probably got to the game show part of the show a few times. I assume that's a five star. They probably got to the game show part of the show a few times. Yep, that's a five star. Very good. Thank you very much. I do have a pension for the match game theme. Yes. And everybody's going to get about their pensions. Do you think that's

quick? Nice. Our last one is... Yeah, go ahead. As you heard from one-star review there, Annie. I'm gonna guess one. That was a one-star review. We have a match! We have a match! You match the celebrity! Very good. All right, let's take some boys' mouths. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.

Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Let's We have a match. We have a match. You match the celebrity. Very good. All right. Let's take some voice mails.

See what people are saying out there. Your buddy Vinny, Cardiff. I don't know if Vinny or still friends, but this one's about your buddy, Vinny Paul Vito. Long time listener to the show Vini is mentally unstable I think the guy probably cries until asleep and then road rage is all day Like John little whatever. I don't even know what the fuck he is to John. It's weird Eat themselves the death too

This guy's got that Vini's number wow Carl yes, This is awkward. Yeah. Do you want me to play the Vinnie's Fat Song? Or are you gonna play the who plays the Vinnie's Fat Song? You get a headache. That's fine. You got this. We both is cold. Okay, let's move on. Okay, let's move on. Okay, that's three-hour show. We have it. Yeah, I know.

These show has been going on too long lately. This is coming in from Metallica's lawyer. Oh, calling into the show. Carl, this is Metallica's lawyer speaking. This is how I talk. If you're distributing MP3 players files, we need to know some MP3. Those are property of Metallica.

You can't shoot because we're gonna shoot you. All right, so I thought that was kind of fun because that goes back to John's understanding of a .mp3 thinking that he just owns it. That's not Carl's file, that's a dot mp3. So kids, Metallica was the first to see you over file sharing. Napster. Yes.

So I'm calling this phone number. It's not as good as the boner line, which I'm on all the time, but whatever. I'm a bright just listening to who are these socials. And Carl said when he was a teenager, he was a skateboarder and that's why there's like cops. All right where he's not allowed to dance. He had to fight the power whatever but also, how was the skateboarder? So we're like the wheels on the one side of the skateboard bigger than the wheels on the other side of the skateboard. Or did you have a big giant skating shoe with a huge sole on one side? What's up? All right. I'm not even sure. He doesn't understand club feet or skateboard.

I know. I swear he could be. That old thing. I was really confused by that. All right. Who would be confused by that? You know that plan B12 vitamin Flintstone joke was a pretty gold there Carl wanted to I'm in really to your horn on that one 10,000 strong and dead somewhere I don't know, it's a hit for you hard bro

Good one. I right, bye. I think that was sarcasm. I'm pretty sure that was sarcastic. Hmm. All right. Well, thank you for your call. Anyway, I appreciate it. So Gary and San Diego, you know he's calling in. He's got information. He's fired up. Uh-oh. This week he is fired up. Hey, Carl. Gary and San Diego. Well, short history lesson. uh... this week he is fired up hey carl gary and fanny a go well short history lesson on last uh... sunday shows

you played my uh... call that said uh... john might be attacking you pearl harbors style at old people with a slingblade bowler knife or a kooka rees and then uh... at the end of the clip, herbie said, well, what does that mean? Attacking you Pearl Harbor style.

And everybody seemed confused. I guess I'm too old. Pearl Harbor style, a sneak attack. That's what I meant. A sneak attack. John's gonna be creeping up on you and home people with a B of knife and sneak attack you, hey you. So watch out. I'm telling you, I'm serious here. I'm totally

serious. One thing is going to attack you. Maybe not home people. Maybe they'll be at Stevie tomatoes. Maybe it'll be a public. But one day you're going to find a nice shift in your back by Stuttering John watch out maybe you can wear a subset of body suits an armored body suit whenever you go out that's another suggestion anyway rock and roll uh Gary Gary the comment that I made was that the US government knew of that was coming and decided to stand down there to get into World War II. A very aware Pearl Harbor. Yes, we've all seen the movie.

I've never seen that movie. Pat Oates coming into the show. Of course, he was fantastic. Last week, everyone enjoyed him on here. Hey, Carl, to meet Pat Oates. Like to get for having me on a co-host of shows. Great. I really enjoyed my morning afternoon drive DJ voice. And my laugh after everything I say. Because you know what's funny, because I laugh.

I thought you were great, Pat. Thank you. Thanks for calling it to the show. We appreciate it. All right, I mentioned it. There's a guy who likes Hewz. I'm not making this up now. Hi, and I don't usually share my opinion on gas. It makes absolutely no difference to anybody But I find myself wondering if I'm the only person who finds Hewz funny or likes Hewz on the show I mean he's I always think he's pretty funny even if he's just being a jackass. Keep happening, keep happening him on occasionally. It's just my two cents. Bye.

Well, keep having him on occasionally. Thank you for that, I appreciate it. I like, I like Pusy as well. Annie's collabing with Huzi. I'm going to gonna go on a Newsy show. He always has me on for his Christmas shows for some reason. So I'm gonna get dressed up this year. I'm not gonna let him down. Hi, follow. It's Paul from Newsy just This is the guy who cleans toilets. Who calls in? I was debating whether to play this. Let me skip through here a little bit. It did sound clean. It gets noisy, but he's got a new parody song for us. Without music, sorry about that. He'll be this little song where we stood on the last one. Here we go. Buh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Oh, fucking love, they teach you this, look like that. That's it, dense. That's a list of what is wrong with you.

And you might need some therapy too. Uh-huh, Jenny Jindel's must have been not so cute. Go, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. I'm sure that's enough. Thank you for your money. OK. What saga was that? Doesn't matter.

Does it matter? Does it matter? Curative. You're our resident, Del Rock and Roller. Sounded like the Beatles. Oh, you're just making that up. They have somebody's sorgge. Just like, yeah, that's the beat.

You got that, Saga. Duh. All right. Oh, you know what? I'm going to, uh, Kendi can't come out this weekend. All right, I'm going to play this now. This is for candy. Hey, girl I gotta say that fucking

Candy was really getting on my fucking nerves just right Done just a nasty fucking cut, you know, yeah, but I've seen the fucking I've seen around a video You know My fucking my tune on old crunchy candy. You're sick. You're sick of cornbread. If you know what I mean, you know, you're a Sherbert. Like to take old fucking candy out back behind the wood shred and fucking give her a fucking dick and a fucking awful fucking

instant and half dick and for about those violent 45 seconds of worldwide. I can see group of spirits. These pick-up lines will not work. I'm gonna take this and that and that's it. I like to take you out behind my fucking greasy dumpster and fucking edu with the fucking eight of a thousand Satan's you fucking miserable car anyway don't show keep it up he died it's pretty fat

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hey Carl this is joking like this long time listen to first time calling. I'm calling because it just really shocks me all of the praise that Phil Kung Fu Tando Fat Flux was getting and everyone's been meaning many on that double point that will show. As long as I've been listening, the model of WACB has always been observant report. Don't get John Cantal. And all of the support that Phil Fatt fuck has been getting for trying to get John Cantal

is bullshit from all these supposed WACB fans. And apparently John wasn't learning when he was saying people were calling him to show Cantal and saying it was WACBies. I mean we saw it. We saw tons of people praising Phil and condemning Vinnie and I just don't get it but that's just my opinion. Go for yourself. Don't come back. All right thank you for your call. I mean appreciate everyone's opinion here. All right. Well we've learned you've needed Phil Elmore to teach you how to use nunchucks to protect from John. That is true. Attacking at home depots makes sense.

Or public speaking of concern about me getting Sneak attack Pearl Harbor style. Gary called back into the show again with what he calls a short question. Gary, you're really gonna learn how to ask a short question. Repeating the same shit over and over again makes it longer. Hey Carl, just a quick question from San Diego. Is Vinny going to be out any money that he made a prepaid to John, if John cancels, if he bailed? Did Vinny give him like a three or four hundred dollar holding fee to keep the dates of March 9th, 10th and 11th open.

So I'm just wondering, are you paying the club any money to keep those dates open? Anyway, just a quick question I was thinking about here with Sandy and Judy. Okay, that's it for now. Out of the way it's cute when Gary does it, but it's not. It's not cute. Does I heard the question the first time? Viny will be out in zero money. The club, it will not make or break the clubs year if they haven't invited out of Sunday night or not. It does not matter to Viny or the comedy club at all. It doesn't matter to comedy. Gary wasn't that under 45 seconds though. No, because I just paused it

and listen to all this. Actually, it's Hey, Siri. Hey, Siri, and call. Look, I never mind. Hey, Siri, Siri, and call just hit the button it's a button right there Judy anyway I love you Gary we always appreciate you what if Gary can't use his hands oh what do you know about Gary what do you know about having hands. Alright, Karnat, thank you so much. Annie, great to see you. Lucy tight box, producer Chris, the other guy. This has been a great time. Lucy tight box. Yeah. The chat has been a buzz. They want to know how to how to spell your name. They're looking for your show. It is once over with Kaylee C-A-Y-L-E-Y

Not a K. No Silent Q Who the chat was a buzz? One person asked. I thought I was right. You answered it. I am. And that guy was buzzed. Don't fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.

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Are we down here? That's a quiar. That was a great episode. That was really great. A plane is here. I will watch a carly. Boom. Boom. Boom. Boom.