Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep457 - Bob & Sheri

Episode Date: October 29, 2023

The Bob & Sheri’s show tagline is “Real People. Real Laughs.” See if you can find some fake laughs. I bet you can. We’re checking out another morning show that seems to be mailing it in. Based on this year’s Jocktober, I’m convinced drive time radio host is the easiest job in the world.  Erik Nagel joins the show because he seems to know a thing or two about morning radio shows. After we learn that Johnny Kush has a new girlfriend that uses a USB to charge, we discuss what’s happening with Stuttering John and Vinnie Paulino leading up to John’s big live show, Patrick Michael has another meltdown and quits everything, Scorch discusses his dream in life, Erik breaks down the state of late night talk shows, Opie has a brand new show, and we once again attempt to catch an alien. https://itseriknagel.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://bananabag.org/watp Use promo code WATP for 25% off your purchase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Four. Very short. Yes. Jonathan didn't have a lot to say about Kathy Griffin or Howard out of America's got talent. But they were chock full of content. They sure were. It was a fun episode. Actually, my buddy Drew Lane sent me a note that it was his favorite one.

And I went, I did zero prep for this one. Good to know. Yeah. I'm working too hard. There's a chart on the wall. Yeah. Alright, that's that's good news. Also, when you sign up, you can watch the unedited show live or whatever you want to. You can see Eric's beautiful face all lit up on the screen in the studio right now with us. Otherwise, it's theater of the mind people. Also, we encourage our listeners, go ahead, give us a five star review on Apple podcast and then share all of us in the comments people. Also, we encourage our listeners, go ahead, give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts

and then share all of us in the comments section. I don't know if a review girl will be on today. I announced a couple of weeks ago, the return of Hannah, Hannah's coming back. She reached out to me, great. We'll get you back on the show. Oh, I have weddings the next two weekends, and I have this thing and I said,

okay, whatever, whenever you're ready. So this is the weekend I thought she was ready to come back and she's ghosting me. I know it's Halloween. Maybe that's part of it. That's the trickery spirit of things. Yeah, so I don't know what's going on with that, but we'll see. Maybe someone will show up.

Either way, should all of us in the comments section. That's always fun. Today we'll be reviewing a show called Bob and Sherry. This was a suggestion from Katie Tucker. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. They show hosted by Bob Lacey and Sherry. This was a suggestion from Katie Tucker. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. They show hosted by Bob Lacey and Sherry Lynch.

They're out of Charlotte, North Carolina. They're in 70 radio markets across the United States. They're everywhere. Well, except for every major metropolitan, but everywhere else, you will find this show syndicated as a morning show. I went to their website their tagline is real people real laughs. So you're not gonna hear any fake laughter on this show. It's all just real stuff. I'd better not hear any. But, or else we're jutting it down. Yeah, all done. I'm gonna

send a very angry email. I'll get Phil Elmore to go straight it for me. So I want to start off, they have a segment called Morons in the News. And they have a sponsor for it as well. That's what happens when you have a syndicated show. And this is just a perfect radio sweeper. Morons in the news is sponsored by Lowe's. Find the top products and quantities you need when you need them. Lowe's nose pros. Till it is go, go.

A Ben Sherry with morons in the news. Hello there, Santa Rosa, California Sherry Unives. But many, many weekends there. We love that place. So because they don't have like a local market whenever they bring up another market They'd be like oh yeah, we've been there. I love that place. He went to the liquor store. We went to the theater They have a theater there. That was nice. They make it local. That's an important part of radio Eric I don't know if you know that yeah They used to for certain syndicated shows they would have a big

I guess like oak tech chart that'd be on your wall. So if you somebody called in from your market, you just would peek over and you go, oh, there's the station, there's the moniker, there's the, here's some towns to name, here's what they're known for, you'd have all your little cheat sheets so you'd act like you're so worldly

to know anything about like Tacoma. Tacoma is the blue bird, still the official bird of Tacoma over there. That's very sad. They're called in. What are you talking about? I called him a question song. I know.

All right. So more on's in the news. Let's get into this. This story couldn't be more boring. And this guy Lamar, who's the movie critic on the show, who can't read. Did you hear his audio and then go to look at what he looks like? Oh, I did not look up What he looks like okay?

All right, let's play this first then we can discuss that all right Santa face brains, California a doorbell video captured the Shocking site of an Amazon driver repeatedly stomping on a package shortly after the delivery Nick to a home The driver is seen placing the package on the home front doorstep taking a picture to prove that he delivered it like he was supposed to. Then he picked it up, went around the other side of a column, it started jumping up and down on it several times. I heard banging outside and I was like, what the heck is that? Mandy Martinez said. Then I heard a really bigger bang.

So she looked at her Nest camera on the door now, on a go-bale. And although the driver steps behind the pillar, you can still see he's stomp in her package. It was a wide-fire routing system she had ordered. Then he threw it back on her porch and left. She reached out to Amazon and the company agreed to replace the $350 router. That's fascinating, please go on.

Wow, what a story, huh? It's also the opening scene of Ace Ventura. We're just walking around kicking the package around just to get into somebody's house. Well, I was wondering, why would they read that story? It's not very interesting. If that happened on the street for me, I wouldn't give a shit.

So being a national story doesn't make any sense. It must be the brilliant analysis that they bring to it. Maybe jokes after we tell that story. You know, think about this. The more drivers it takes to deliver Amazon, the bigger the increase of the amount of bad people doing bad things, because there's always going to be that percentage, you know, the percentage is there.

So the more you got, the more you're going to have. Crazy. Crazy. You're right. You're right. No, I was right. There was no analysis. Oh, there's nothing.

Bob is the hole on his own show. Yes. Because a lot of these clips you hear, he just goes, uh-huh. Yep. Right. Yeah. You know, I agree It's like you you added nothing to this thing everyone else talks, but you Sherry talks way more than Bob does Bob seems to be a cock as Well as the whole on the show Eric how easy of a radio format is this that you just you read a story of no analysis Do you think we could pull this off for new secrets at this point?

I'll give them this going through a lot of their stuff. They're not the cliche small town show that just uses everything the prep service gives to them. Maybe they should because when they start going off on their own things, you're like, bring it back. Get back to the scripted paragraph that was there for you and just move on because when she tells stories later on It's like she repeats the same thing as she's saying it and then it just goes on and on and then finally They get to whatever the joke is and you're expecting the the quick sweeper out like some of these other shows do like John Boy And Billy do right and it doesn't come and you're like, please play the sweeper in this discussion

Yeah, then we go for the clock and there's still seven more minutes out. Fuck, all right. Boxes doing this. Yeah, right. You guys see movies or something? I actually have an example of what you're talking about specifically, but I'll hand it over to you, Eric.

Would you pick up on what sounds up the show for you? Well, I have a couple video clips. I found like a local news outlet did an interview on them coming to a certain market. If you want to play video clip number two, this sums up how everybody listens to the show. We've been on the air and grand traction for so long and it's such a gorgeous place. I mean, we're blessed to be on the air anywhere, but to be on the air in a place like that is very, very special. Awesome, awesome. Yeah, throughout the month, I'm not going through the entire interview, but most of the time he's not looking, he's not listening, and he just waits for the boss and goes, uh-huh. Okay, so the next question

I have, so that's not even Bob's fault. I mean, I know. This is just local news. But it's just how everybody else treats them. Sometimes you hear the callers and they'll sit there and he's like, so what's got you going today? Pause, pause, pause. Jim?

Oh yeah, well, it's like everyone feels annoyed having to talk to these people and be on their show. I actually have an example of that too, that we'll get to it a little bit. Also, I just want to point out for people who are not watching, but just listening. Whoever this person is from the local news channel who's interviewing Bob, seems to be an intern.

Because he's doing it from the whole set. Yeah, he's in the back office of the cubicle. They couldn't even give him a studio with just like one of those photos that they print in the background to look at like Charlotte, North Carolina looks like it's something. Just something. This one is interesting. Clip 3, he talks about how Sherry came into his world and how she became part of the show back in I think like 92. It's sorry, no, is a clip 2, 3 or 4. It's a clip 4. This is exactly what every program director dreads and has to like

concede when a talent makes too much money or has too much pull in a market. And then the whole story sounds like complete bullshit. I used to work in a radio. I'm going to go back to radio and try to put together a successful morning show on this station that was dying. And they kept bringing me people to interview to be a co-host or a sidekick. And I didn't like any of them. I didn't think they brought a lot to the table. And so they sent down Sherry Lynch. And so you know, I said hello and we started chatting. And I thought that she was really interesting and Funny just in

Naturally funny, so I keyed the mic and I said to you might be talking to the air for a few minutes and Had her back again the second time she came back people started hanging outside the window and listening and I thought that I had something and so I went to That's why I said this is her. I know this is the one. And they said, she has never been on the air anyway. And I said, I know, I don't care about that. And they said, well, we don't hire rookies. I said, she's the one. And they said, all right, we'll give her a short try.

I went, okay. Hold on a second. I got it because he's, I'm bored too. So I've, I've been out of this. But they brought her to try out and then he said, yep, she's good and they went, no, is that what he just said? Yes, she was some TV producer that made commercials. She came in, they brought her in like and he's like, this is the one and all these other, I guess, talented people with a resume who know how to speak.

He's like, nope, nope, this isn't it. This't it. So this person that he brings in is now the one and they've been together over 30 years. But do you understand what I'm saying? Yeah, Iraq, they're the ones who are like, here's one of your options. Like I like that option. Like nope, that's not an option anymore. I think he was setting the table to say

then I threw my weight around, not realizing that he just contradicted himself. Okay, right. I would make more sense. I love that people are like hanging out outside and whoa, what's going on in there? Yeah, this is really stupid. It's really stupid.

Yeah, the rest of the clip just goes, it's like, all right, we're gonna trust you on this, but if this tanks, you're fired. Doesn't matter how well he's been in, he's doing and how long he's been in this market. It's like, we are going to fire you if this doesn't work. So he threatens to go somewhere else and they're like, well, that was the turning point.

They knew that they had something. And you go, this is all a lie. All of this is a lie. And she doesn't even talk. She's part of this interview. And most of the time, they don't even go to her. Oh, weird. But on the radio, it's the exact opposite.

She doesn't shut up. And he doesn't say anything. Well, to be understand, let the men talk. Radio is a bit of an out of the sufferings. So at least they have that going yeah apparently this is another clip to but apparently she won some sort of fucking award like a year later she won the Gracie Allen award for being the funniest woman in radio I can't find him for me I'm

looking it up I can't find the detail on this thing oh look it for your clip I don't know what he pudding's not found? No, it's yeah, she's like, Oh my God. No, she's an unknown. They didn't take a chance on her. So I took a chance and you're later, she won one of the most prestigious awards out there. And you go, I can't find any record of this. How is I guess because it's a small market. No one's fact checking this. Yes. But sure, why not? Just throw that into the whole bio of the show. All right. They talk about at the beginning of this episode that just came out yesterday morning,

the 27th of October. They talk about there's this thing in Florida, and I looked it up, this is a real thing, Florida man games. You know how Florida man's always that crazy headline, Florida man does this, Florida man does that. So they put together this whole event around it and they talk about the different events, you know, there's like you get with pool noodles in a mud pit and hit each other or whatever. So then they explain this event and you got chicken kook bingo to chickens will decide whether you win or lose in this dirty game. They also have the main event 9 11 fight night, Brawl or the Badges,

police officers and firefighters square off and they fight to the death and the Florida games. In addition, all attendees can experience selfies with alligators, a barbecue competition and cultural demonstrations also hold on 9, 9-11 fight night. Do people think that 9-11 was when the NPD and NYFD fought it out for NYC supremacy or something? They're treating it like Battle of the Network stars. Right, yeah. Yeah.

That's not what happened at 9-11. Why bring up 9-11 at this and all? We have the cops fight the first. Why are cops like firemen? Yeah, it's a softball game. We have the cops fight the firemen. The cops firemen. Yeah, it's a softball game. It happens every year to raise money. What are we doing? Why are we bringing 9-11 into this?

So then I really hate what Sherry says here. So she's talking about the event that she wants to have happen where you have to hide the drugs in your vagina, you know, because the woman always does it. It's always a female perpetrator and where she has concealed the weapon, the drugs in your vagina, you know, because the woman always does it. It's always a female perpetrator and where she has concealed the weapon, drugs, the contraband, the evidence. That's true. That is true. And I just want to be a catchy catchy name for the cavity search. Yeah. Yeah. I just want to thank the Florida man games for leaving that one out because yikesies

Yikes because yikesies Whoo, but it's true real-letter true Carl. It's true. Oh, I mean could you imagine they had that yikesies? Please never say that again. I know shit actually isolate that and throw it into the closer now God damn it. It's a better idea. I don't like you producing this show, sir. You produce your other show. Not this one. How do you spell? I like to talk about another thing the Sherry says they're talking about there was some scam someone was doing where if you won the lottery, you don't want to pay taxes on it. The other person will claim it for you as long as they

can keep 10% of the winnings. And that way you make more money. And then that person who collects the 10% writes off gambling losses so it offsets so they don't have to pay taxes on it. And this is the conversation they're having and Sherry says this. Why is it that your friend and these guys can write off gambling losses? But I as a self-employed person cannot write off the cost of the equipment I used to do my job. That's a very good question. That's a very good question. What's wrong? You certainly can. Absolutely can. If you're self-employed and you buy equipment for your job, you write that off. Those are expenses for you. Oh, you know what it must

be though. She probably took Patrick Michael's advice and you can't form a company. You know what I'm saying? Right. Yeah. So you that one creative stuff. Yeah. Oh, why? Because you make a lot of money. You're gonna start a company. Is that what you're gonna do? That's stupid So I just thought that was really dumb and everyone agrees with them. I can't know why is that what? I don't want to produce a crisp for Christ sake Right off everything would you have your own shit going on tell that works? Everybody writes me off and they're making a bank over there. Yeah.

And I'll tell you why, because you can sign up for Bob and Sherry Premium. We're very excited about Bob and Sherry Premium. There's so much content. You get classic chat room calls, you best of CDs, behind the scene photos and videos, and it only calls 499 a month. Only five bucks a month for that best of CDs

Classic chat room calls are they calling the people in their chat room? And just having a discussion with them. I didn't want to pay the five bucks to find out But I tried looking for clips online couldn't find any of that either behind the scenes photos Must be all those people lined up with a window. Whoa, what's going on in here? Holy shit. Oh, it's a radio show, never mind. The chat room calls are like their voicemail segment thing.

I know. I was hoping they would be, you know, they're just picking up live people like all these other streamers do. They just bring them into the room. You get to talk to Bob and Sherry for five bucks. Yeah, sometimes when you do that, a girl defecates and you get kicked off YouTube. So I don't recommend that anyone just have random people come on their show.

She's like, oh, no, not at all. All right, Eric, over to you, buddy. Well, this is three parts because it starts off as one thing. And then I think unconsciously Bob reveals something about himself that I don't think he meant to reveal about himself. So clip one here is talking about Sherry's husband being a bit of a freak. I put on the hiking boots and I'm wandering around the house and plan to go for a walk. My husband goes, what's your wearin? And I said, I'll break it in my new hiking boots

and he goes, that's hot. I want you to walk around a little bit and just those boots and nothing else. Why are you such a freak? Why are you such a freak? You know, because what else are you going to wear when we go hiking? You know, like shorts and a t-shirt or leggings? What about that? I got to say, as a guy, I get it though, I get what are you saying? And I'm not talking about porn or anything like that, but you can open up the

fashion magazine for the New York Times and they will have some sort of a shot of a woman with not much on except for hiking boots. If it's been photographed, we assume you'll do it. What? Yeah. Now, that was not a good backtrack right there. You can just admit that you like seeing naked girls walk around. That's fine.

Yeah, the fact goes, not like porn. Like, nobody was thinking porn at that point until Bob said it. And now we're all thinking it. Yeah. Now, because he said that, Bob is doubling down. Go to a clip too. He's now have to ask a creepy question. Uh-oh.

Like, it's so weird that that would be a thing. And he's like, what about them booty leggings? You got from Amazon? How about, oh my God, I know that someday there may come a moment where I go, you know what I miss? I miss being grabbed all the time and told that I should just walk around wearing nothing but my boots. That day is not today.

That is not what we are going to do today. Let me just ask you, do women ever have a period in their life where they enjoy being grabbed Really a brief Window perhaps two cases where 23 to 26 23 to 26. No, no, no, it's not in these Bob. It's a relationship timeline thing of timeline thing. Bob, we're talking about. See? So Bob's going down this really dangerous path. And I think he thinks he's being subtle.

Like nobody knows what I'm really getting at here. So you already admitted that this was a porn thing in the first one. Here, you're like, well, what age is it appropriate to start grabbing women? Right. Bob's, like in his mid 70s, Sherry's almost 60. So there's a giant age group got between the two of them. And that's not the gross part. No, that isn't the gross part.

He's trying to find, he's like 23 to 26, which means he's been pondering this for a while. He does. Right. Yeah. Cut three is, it seems to be Bob's now revealing something that he's into. I always wonder when you see the porn categories and they have like the really old guys who was a young chick's like, ugh, who is that for? It's for Bob. Bob's like, oh yeah, 26 years of love when old

guys grab him. See it happens in real life. There's a timeline in every relationship, including probably when you're in your 80s where yeah, you're good with it. Otherwise, it's annoying. But then it's like, is there any grant that I could just finish putting these towels in the dryer? That's a very dangerous area. Have you noticed? I mean, I and I will admit that I am, hold on, I got to pause it. That's a dangerous area of the dryer. Is he talking about stuck porn? That's what I'm going to say. Yes, that's exactly what I thought he was admitting to. That's so funny. I would never have thought that we played a clip not too long ago out here where the woman was like, why do people like that? It's hilarious. No, it's not like that. But so I'm not into stuck party,

but that is until we heard that segment. And now this guy's like, well, that's a dangerous area. The dryer, like what's? I'll show you. Let's get back on. Is that that's a very dangerous area? Have you noticed?

I mean, I am. I know. I really admit that I am. I know myself. I am the perpetrator. I am the smell of bounce. Yeah. I know that the I am the perpetrator. I know that I know that. And the sight of me very erotically pulling the

lid trap out just signals to your most primal man self. Before you climb with me. The only thing that that comes near the the washing machine loading is is the dishwasher. Also for women, that's also a very dangerous area. near the uh... the washing machine loading is is the dishwasher all so for for women that's also a very dangerous area

no it's not it's a part of that stuck-born shit where it's the if the lady's not stuck in the dryer she's trying to get some out of the sink she stuck in a window she stuck in a dishwasher and a guy just comes over and technically vital everyone has has violated her, right? This is the fun part. Bob knows exactly where he's he's going. Shurry doesn't know that this is a thing and she goes, oh, you're smelling the bounce and me cleaning the limp trap. That's erotic. It's like, no, he's thinking of you stuck halfway

into the dryer and wanting to rip your pants down. Oh, so I want to say that when my wife is loading or unloading the dishwasher, I'd leave her the fuck alone. Like that's, I'm not gonna get the way of that. She's gonna ask me to help. I'm not going out there. I scatter when I see that, oh, very good. Okay, I want to talk about Lamar. Now Lamar is gonna do his movie review.

And Lamar, I was looking at their wiki page, he like works for Anheuser Bush, I'm not, there's some kind of Budweiser tie in. He left. And he had to do full time on this show. Okay, so what he does is he rates movies on a scale of one to five Budweizers. Okay, and he was checking out this movie called The Barrier.

It's a new movie that's out on Amazon Prime. You know, this should be the shortest movie review in history. I should just say, Jamie Foxx and Tommy Lee Jones together on the same screen, five butt wizers, now go on about your business because that should cover it. I mean, that should be enough. That should be enough for you to go watch it. But I won't because I want to talk about it. So naming the two co stars should be enough for you to go watch it. But I won't, because I want to talk about it.

So naming the two co-stars should be a movie review. In what world has ever been a bad movie with good actors in it before? I think I'm a couple. De Niro and Pacino. The Irishman, not a good movie. Not a good movie. I mean, there's so many examples.

So that was just a dumb way to start this whole thing. Just like, by the way, there's two good actors in this cell. Five Budwizers. But nope, I'm actually gonna tell you more about it. I wish you would. Thank you. This is great. This is great if Bob wasn't paying attention

and he hit the sweeper thinking that's what he was doing. I'm very proud of you. This is two hours of heartwarming fun that comes right into your living room. You ain't got to go nowhere. Just set down a prop you feed up, man. Drink your own drink. Eat your own snacks. Go to your own bathroom. That's your business. I can't. But listen, I love this thing. My school on this is five ice cold.

But why is it? It was awesome. Awesome. I don't know about you guys. But when I hear a movie review, I want to hear an all-the-top ridiculous movie review. I don't want to hear actual analysis or a real review about something, just a guy going, whoa, it's out, I can't believe it. I want to hear beer commercial. I want to hear about how amazing it is to be able to stream from your own living room. I'm aware of the benefits of that, sir.

Now, Eric, this is a radio show syndicated all these markets. I assumed, like an idiot, that they would be in a radio studio recording their show. Right. Well, that is incorrect. What's your uprope section on this is this is still while Lamar is doing his segment here. My favorite Tommy Lee scene where he played the US Marshall going after Harrison Ford in the future. Yeah. Yeah. There's there's the train wreck and Harrison Ford is getting away. Oh, God, that took me back three or four years to Zoom calls. I was like, oh, sorry.

I just got my dog. I just came in from outside. Sorry, guys. Dogs barking because some Amazon guys destroying Bob's package down the front of the whole point. I'll mark it. So what the fuck is that all about? How are they not a studio together?

So I looked this up too, because I heard some of their recent episodes and enough of the room tones never the same, depending on who's talking. So they did this at a necessity during the pandemic, but then they, I guess the station that they were at for 20 something years decided that, yeah, we don't watch you anymore. So ditched them.

They continued broadcasting from home wound up across the street at another station and just decided never to come back. In fact, Bob moved. Bob's in South Carolina, the lady who was supposed, uh, cherry, uh, does the co-hosting stuff stayed in North Carolina thinking they were coming back to the studio and Bob had left The other guy comes in once in a while to the radio station the the Lamar guy and their producers So all the staffs at the radio station the hosts are nowhere near there And she only lives like 10 minutes from the radio station Which I think she has Howard Stern

Who else would do such a thing that's crazy. Hey, it's great deal if you can get it. Yeah, no shit. All right I'm back in play to get all. So now Sherry is for some reason. They come back from the break and because they were talking about Emily Jones. So she's talking about how she loves this scene from no country for old men and they play the entire scene for some reason. I don't know why. And then she comes back and she's talking about what a great scene it was. And it turns out that that scene or that movie was filmed in a place called Las Vegas, New Mexico, a place I've never heard of. But there's this other TV show that's filmed there called Longmeyer TV show I've never heard of. I guess it's not A&E or something. So then Sherry explains that she's a big fan of both that movie and that TV show. So she went to visit Las Vegas, New Mexico for that reason and actually recommends the people in

Elba Kerkie, where they're syndicated, do the same. And for our listeners and Elba Kerkie, listening to us on Magic, listen to me. Get in your car. It's the weekend. Drive to Las Vegas. There's a great little ice cream shop locally owned and operated. Go look at Sheriff Longmeyer's office. Drop by Carla Jean's house, but stay on the sidewalk. Folks live there. Comedian Jordan making straight ahead for everyone needs a laugh. This is Bob and she's telling people to drive 120 miles.

I look this up to go to a little town where there's ice cream shop and a house. A house, that people live in, so don't get too close. Don't be weird. Sounds fun. That was a very long segment of Sherry just taking over and be like, hey, here's a movie I like.

Leet. It's a movie 25, that's a long scene. They play the whole fucking scene. They play the whole scene. Yeah. Yeah, they, a movie 25 that's a long scene they play the whole fucking scene play the whole seed. Yeah, yeah, she. I don't know what happens with Bob. I don't know if he's hit that age of being old where he can't work that long. Like he can only do the first 45 minutes then he has to take a nap for half an hour and then he comes back for like the nine o'clock hour or something because she is predominantly there the entire time. And you heard Bob start the show, he's there.

But there's just hour chunks it, he's gone. You think that Bob is doing kumia hours on the show is what you're telling me. Well, no, Bob gets to do, there's that to the show. He's beginning the show, I'll never mind. Yeah, so that's, he's already ahead of the game. Okay.

What he does past that point is his question. It's a good way to trick people to think that you're there the whole time. Right. So we made our living for start. Strong and I just tried everything in the middle doesn't matter. Nope. Doesn't matter. Peter the nine o'clock hour and you're already in your car going home. Correct. All right. Well, you heard her tease. The everyone needs a laugh segment. This is Jordan Makin.

You guys ever hear of this comedian? Me neither. There's a good reason why he sucks. It's time now for everyone needs a laugh. Here is comedian Jordan Makin. No, I've been trying different dieting things. We did a neutral system. Anybody did a neutral system in here?

All right, I'm slinging to the joke, but it's one where they send you meals. Well, they call them meals. They're each about the size of a silver dollar. And every day I was like, Adrian, if I put all my meals today on one plate, I would still need an entree for it to be a normal meal for me. There's been no left! What do you mean, I'm not? Is that it worked?

One week in a new transistor system, I lost 10 pounds. Thank you. It's not really that exciting, so means I have to keep doing it. But 10 pounds in one week, it was really amazing to know exactly how much the joy inside me used to weigh. It's a real laugh. All right. So, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going to say, I'm going Oh, Them laughing a long in the studio is so unnecessary. It's real. This all right

So like when Bob and Tom are doing this the comic is there in the studio doing their bits So you it's annoying, but you get it right this is they're playing YouTube clips and then they're laughing as if This is happening here. Imagine if raw dog, I got serious sex out. They go through and there's like a DJ out there going, all right, now we're gonna hear from Mitch Hedberg and then you have a DJ live live. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Like, that's five o'clock funnies.

Yeah. Don't do that. Christian Blatt is asking you, Eric, are you sure that this is all live and Bob isn't just recorded in either or both segments? I would have sleuth thinking that now. They may have had Bob pre-recorded segments that they just air and everybody else is still alive. Is it true, Christian, that Dennis Miller was actually AI for the last three years of him on the radio? That's what I heard. I heard it was just Dana Carvey. Yeah. I think people would

know it. Their website is a bit misleading because I saw their funny section whatever. And the way it was listing is like, I thought all these comics were on their show. Yes. Right. So I'm looking through the list and I see Ray DeVito and I went, Oh, this is perfect. This will go great for this show. I click on the thing just thinking, Oh, this is perfect. This will go great for this show. I click on the thing just thinking, oh, this is the segment raise on and it cuts to some Another YouTube clip of him on stage somewhere I like dammit and I went and I went through every comic and nobody's been on their show No, but they feature it like they're on the show, but they've never been on the program Yeah, I know that was very disappointing because every single episode description is like and comedian blah blah blah

All right, well, let's see what that's all about. That yeah, it's just not playing YouTube clips probably without permission. Yeah, I would imagine. Miss leading. Yeah, just a tad. What else did you pick up on from this, E-Rock? Let's see.

There's times where they make things over like a little too silly just because they don't know what to fill time. But then there's times when there's a serious clip Happing and then sorry a silly clip is happening and they take it too seriously. Okay, no, this is a fucking joke. So Clip number four I know I can't I don't speak cat dude Can you imagine being the police officer who comes up on this scene?

imagining the police officer who comes up on this scene. That guy was so funny, but you know what? The way things are these days, I wouldn't have baited the cat owner quite like that. In all seriousness, what is happening to us as a species that we're acting this way? It's happening to you as a radio show that you're acting this way. No answer the question seriously. What broke that we are now having these kinds of arguments with the people who live next store? It's a good point. They're attacking the neighbor for befriending the cat. There's no rational thing you can do with that.

It's a good point is pretty much equivalent of, okay, move it on. Right. It's a good point. All right. Can okay move it on Right, it's a good point. All right, good. It's the video now. Yeah, make with the walk walk. This was a goofy clip Yeah, that people online I looked up the clip It was just this weird argument with a neighbor and the guy goes I don't speak cat and you know the internet Thanks funny sure she breaks it down She goes, but what does this say about society and how we are as people to like where did you what's happened? Yeah, what happened?

We were watching a stupid cat clip and you're going into philosophy and, and how we are as a country now due to politics and social means. It's like, what did I, what am I listening to? Trying to get fired. All right, let's get back to the Bobby and Gaza. This is great right here. What else did you pick up out there? Because it's that we're in the holiday season.

How the Halloween's right around the corner. Clip number five, Bob doesn't realize that people really like Halloween. Almost half of Americans made a jacoliner for Halloween. We're about to make one. Yeah, don't you think that's really high? It is high. Yeah, yeah, Halloween has that's really high? Yeah. It is high.

Yeah. Halloween has, we've said this before, Halloween is just like, people love it. It's really an observation. But that three seconds at the end, the music's playing. He goes, people love it. They gave him nothing. I think in the studio too, they were just like,

I don't know what to say to Bob here. Like, yeah, everyone's loved Halloween for like 50 years. And now it's a total of time. It's been a fact. Yeah. Well, all of a sudden it's just exploded out of nowhere. People are dressing up. They're making pumpkins out of things and so stupid.

All right, so because you brought that up, there is a secondary podcast they have called Oddcast. I believe this is just for podcasts. It's not for the reason. Did you see the slugline for that? What is the slugline? What Bob and Sherry talk about when the mics are off? Whoa, okay. So get excited, everyone. I got some clips. I got a package for us from oddcast. And this is a segment called talking Lamar. Now Lamar is not good at talking. Nope. But let's see what happens. This is the beginning of this podcast episode. This is how they decided to start it. I'm liking this Lamar. Oh, yeah. Oh, it was. subject. Spooky time. Spooky time. The other day, Carla was getting ready. And she called me into

the bathroom. And she said, I have stepped on a tile, Carla was getting ready. And she called me into the bathroom. And she said, I have stepped on a tile seam on the floor. And immediately I thought in my head, step on the crack, break my mom was back. And she asked me, she said, you ever think of that? I said, Oh my gosh, yes, all the time. If I'm walking on a sidewalk, I am absolutely trained to skip the crack. So first off, he's talking about his wife, and apparently she stepped on a tile seam in the bathroom and announced this to her husband. And that led to the whole discussion around

stepping on a crack, we'll break your mother's back. I know what you're thinking. How was Lamar's mama doing? Is she okay? Is he stepping on cracks? As much as I tried for 40 years. I stepped on a bunch of cracks, and my mama never had it broken back.

Oh, thank God. Thank you. That's so pissed off, having head to hear that. What if I told you it gets worse? Now, yes, to go in and explain where that came from. Stepping out of crack breaks your mama's back. We're all thinking like, yeah, but what's the origin?

Now why do we say these things, Lamar? I need to know more. It goes back to ancient Mesopotamia. Right, it's gonna be something stupid. Step on a crack, you'll break your mother's back. Step on a line, you'll break your father's spine. Step in a ditch, your mother's nose will itch. Step into dirt, you'll tear your father's shirt.

And in the mid 20th century, it was used by teachers to scare kids. Now they would say, you will be eaten by bears at lunch if you step on a crack. What? That doesn't scare me. Don't even rhyme. Well, good is that. I mean, if you're not rhyming it, I don't even know you're a teacher. How are you doing that? That that shouldn't be scared anybody, but so that was that was where that comes from. I love that story. Mid 20th century. My dad went to Catholic school with the strict Latin nuns that would smack you with a ruler and pretty much just a cost you if you got out of line. No one was worried about stepping on a crack and why is it always fucking with your parents? It's like, oh, all the bad stuff's gonna happen

to your family, that's almost a threat. Well, like, what's wrong with stepping on a fucking crack? The thing, like, how's that disappointing children? Like, who cares what they step on? But the other thing too is like, the one thing that you can actually get hurt is stepping into a ditch, and all that doesn't make your mobs and nose itch.

So it gives us shits. Yeah, you're like broken. Yeah, right. You break your leg, your mom's like, all right, I'm better now. Doesn't like any fuckets, that's unfair. So yeah, that whole thing is really, really dumb. So now we're gonna go through,

and we're gonna talk about other superstitions that are out there, I'm just stepping on Christ. I know you guys want to hear more crack stepping action. Sorry, we got to move on. We're going to talk about mirrors.

Even today traditional Jewish families cover mirrors after the death of a loved one. So is not to risk the departed soul wandering into the reflection and getting lost on its way to

eternity. That's spooky. That's say that. Say that one again, because it was so spooky that I want to have, I want to have seconds. Let me hear that one again. So Sherry is tuned out as is the rest of the America. And so she goes, oh, he's done talking. Yeah, that's crazy. Can you say it again? Because I just want to hear that again. I can't wait to hear this. So good. When in the history of radio, Eric Dagle, I ask you, has someone said something, someone goes, can you say that again?

It's a berth. Our show, at least Monday mornings. We did that all the time. And that first hour, Anthony would be going about something Olp's playing Candy Crush, and then he'll be like, wait, what, what, what are we talking about? All right, we gotta go break. Oh, it's the craziest thing. And then Sherry gets

way too excited about this because he repeats what he just said about covering up the mirrors because you're soul and whatever, Jewish. So she gets way too excited about this. I think she's embarrassed that she wasn't paying attention. I don't think she was there. They're not in the studio together. She may not have been sitting down. She probably just came back from the bathroom. She was on her own. Her headphones on like, wait, what? Can you say that again? Right. She was stuck in the dryer. So now she has to pretend like she made him repeat that because it was so amazing. Wondering into the reflection and getting lost on its way to eternity. Oh, that is so.

Is there been a movie based on that premise because there should be? There they are. You know, I don't see every horror movie landmarks my overactive imagination makes it hard for me to sleep. But if there's a movie based on this, someone will hear

it and tell us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now, this is one of history's most enduring superstitions knocking on wood for good luck. So she's just like, wow, that's incredible. There should be a movie. There should be a sequel. There should be a trilogy. Yeah, whatever. All right. Moving on to the lost Jew soul. Yeah. If only we had a device where we could just type in horror movies involving mirrors and that maybe a list would show up Well, it was such a cop out she had nothing else to say because it wasn't that interesting to begin with and so she had to act like it Was a big deal and make a great movie and he knew what was happening. He's like yeah, yeah, whatever. Yeah, it's too late, Cherry

Well fortunately guys, I know you're thinking, are we done with superstitions? No. We still got a few more to go. We're in a little bit. Ooh. That's some teaser right there. We still got some more to go. Woo.

We. Here's some children's music. Well, we wait. Nice. Yay. All right, well, since you guys are excited about this, I can tell by airspace, I'm going to keep it going. Let's talk about walking underneath a ladder. Woof, watch out everyone.

You walk under a ladder. I try, you know what I'm going to be honest. I try not to. My husband makes fun of me for, he sometimes will look at me and he'll go, and it's like they're surprised on his face, and we've been together 15 years. Who go woman? You're superstitious and I'm like, well come to the head of the class Harry Potter because you are just

How often could a positive come up? That's what I was thinking too I have no idea whether my wife walks in her landers or not because we're not roofers So this doesn't come up. You think you know someone that she was lying Yeah, at the beginning, which is like I'll be honest with you. Right. It's doesn't come up. You think you know someone that you was lying right at the beginning, which is like, I'll be honest with you. It's already alive. You're making this up. Well, they're trying to make this interesting. This guy talking about where that superstition came from and why anyone would give a flying fuck about it. And Lamar now tries to be funny. I'd like to think of myself as regular

stitious. I don't know that I'm superstitious. Oh God, is that Bob? That's not what I'm talking about. That was Bob. Bob! I'd like to think of myself as regular stitious. I don't know that I'm superstitious. Just enough stitious.

Regular stitious. Let me put it this way. They must know that no one was into this podcast because they don't seem to give a fuck. Now Bob does that. I've heard it on a few other things that I didn't clip because it wasn't worth it, but I've heard Bob where he'd go, you know, whatever the word is, and then he'll take the beginning off of it and go, so I'm just this. It's like, this is his go to pretty good thing all the time. Like this is going to be his comedy hook to get you into the story. He got nothing to get you into the story

He got nothing for that one All right, let me run through these real quick rapid fire and then we'll get back to you. So Salt they talk about you know throwing salt over your shoulder but also Lamar talks about how They would put down salt in medieval times in front of your front door so that the witches couldn't get in because the witches would have to count each grain of salt. Anyway, I just I just want you guys to hear this and explain this one to me.

I've never heard of this before. Here's one of my favorite things in life. Salt. Now, salt. The whole big deal about spilling salt. Salt, they just for making homemade ice cream and eating watermelon, okay? Okay. Now, maybe I didn't grow up to say, wait, Lamar, did you know what the fuck you put salt on watermelon? Is that a thing? I don't know. You're on cause out of thing. I'm thinking about I don't think I know know that why would you? I've never heard of that my I get pissed when they put that that that was a Tadgin the Mexican chili spice on all the fruit all the time. It's like you don't need to be putting anything.

Yes, fruit. That's delicious. It's good as it is. It's nature's can't just fucking come on. We're all around. So apparently Lamar puts salt. He loves salt because homemade ice cream,

which also was a weird pretzel is my first thing. You know what I mean? If you're on family food, he's gonna access all day with us. Why do you like salt? Well, I mean homemade ice cream and watermelon. And I switch sides. Okay.

So then Sherry has a great joke. As I mentioned, Lamar talks about how they put salt down to keep witches away. This one's really clever, guys. Get ready. Hey, if you ever, if you ever want to keep me from coming inside your house, you don't need to make a salt circle,

make a circle out of salt and vinegar potato chips, and I'm going to be out there every last one. And you won't have to let me cross your threshold. Just keep that in mind for the future, okay? I didn't see you laughing, Eric. I'm going to play together if you didn't hear it. No, I'm turning it off. She reminds me of that fat cat lady on family guy that tries to say these little wholesome jokes and then it never lands everywhere. Everyone either just walks away or looks at her and discuss. That's exactly what it is. Fucking do on that one. Now you'll notice though that Lamar and I believe Bob as well laughed at that. They gave her a very polite chuckle. Wait, that wasn't a real laugh.

Uh-huh. Well, this is the other show though. So maybe this show there a lot of the fake class. So then Lamar talking about opening up an umbrella indoors. I don't know if you know this, bad idea. So he tries to get his own joke out. And what I love about this is that he gets nothing. Now, there are a lot of bad things that can happen if you open an umbrella inside. That's a whole, that's been a big deal all my life.

Some say that if you open a brown umbrella, it's bad luck. If it's a black umbrella, it attracts evil spirits. If you open it in your bedroom, you will have nightmares. Some other problems attributed to opening umbrellas inside could include like ghost invasions of ghosts coming into your house. Spiritual blindness, sorrow, confusion, depression, all of that. That's stomach. I'm really sure that nothing there is. These things got to worry about.

But if you make careful, you can dang sure, put your why out. If you know what I'm saying, if somebody is open inside the house, so be careful who's standing close to you when you open it up. You that's that's your biggest problem. Got nothing. Good. He deserves nothing. All of that build up. You that's that's your biggest problem. Got nothing. Good. He deserves nothing. All of that build up, that was a 47 second log clip.

I've never heard of any of those things opening umbrella invites go sin. That's probably true. What? He kept going because he saw this was going nowhere and he's like, well, I got to throw out more stats about different color umbrellas and where you open in here.

Cause maybe that'll lure everybody in. And then at the end is just, they're more pissed than ever. Yeah. And then you can poke someone's eye out. They went, no, no. They all beat him with umbrellas. That's not a thing. I would pay $4.99 for that.

All right. One more stupid station. This is, see what I did there. Bob, you could have that one. This is about rocking chairs. I didn't know this one at all. Now, according to another Southern Super Station, in a different version, if you're standing up from a rock

and chair that you allow to keep moving, it's gonna be like, when you get out of the chair, you need to steady it with your hand when you get up. If you leave it rocking, that means you'll get sick within the next year. So, Max, you've heard that. No, I haven't heard that one before. So, you'll get sick within the next year. It goes a year without getting sick. Well, I mean, it's so, so stupid. I do a thing when I'm driving on a railroad tracks, I lift my feet up. Okay. Because if you don't, you will stub

your toe in the next same decade. So you gotta do your real careful. What the fuck kind of superstition that you could sick of the next year Sometimes like 12 months you're gonna get the sniffles right careful. Okay Fair enough Eric would you get dumb people? Give you one more Halloween clip if you want, uh, cut number six. Uh, Sherry wants to do something with a pumpkin. I just, I mean, it's hard to get. It's hard to get Americans to agree on anything now. But almost half of us are carving a jackalandern, which is why I am running a jack-a-lantern for office in 2024. I don't know, they got a bunch of pumpkin heads there right now.

I feel like a pumpkin could get elected. Boom! Fuck you! That was an O.B. level joke right there. You'll politicians... I don't even know if O.B. would have touched that. Would they even know the difference with these politicians? Am I right, people?

You know what it reminded me of when in the Simpsons, when they were bringing that machine in to replace the Bill and Marty. And you know, those clouds in Congress, what a bunch of clouds. It's like, how does he keep up with the news like that? Exactly. Holy shit.

The premise sucked, the punt, pay off sucked, everything about that clip. Well, this next clip here, they're trying something different than they've done before because we've all heard them attempt to be witty and have some one-liners and stuff and they bomb. But what if they just kept trying it over and over? Oh, that's always a good strategy. Lincoln Nebraska Police Department is searching for a man who stole hard drives from the best buy. The thief apparently went into the store and stuffed 11 hard drives into his pants before leaving the store.

They have a video of the guy they're looking for him. And of course, you can make up your own joke. Mine is, well, I actually shouldn't do this joke as a guy, probably not. Are those 11 hard drives are you just glad to see? You should have taken that one, Sherry. I should have planned ahead. And you should have taken that one, Sherry. I should have planned ahead. And you should have taken that one.

Go ahead and use the line, Sherry, to see what it would sound like. For those 11 hard drives in your pocket or you just go ahead and see me. There you go. Sherry. Use the talk back, teacher. Talk back, teacher.

On the free, Bob and Sherry app, and leave us a message. Sherry, oh, we're the last. Wait, don't use the talk back to talk back to each on the free Bob and Sherry app and leave us a message. Sherry, oh, we don't use the talk back. Don't send them a message. Oh, we're going to advise for you, Sherry. Next time someone says, now you do the exact same joke. I just said that, Bob, the answer is no. I will not. I prefer this though.

I don't, I don't like you're in the rambling and then they get nothing. If this happens every time I might have to listen to this show Where they all keep bombing with the same joke. You know what maybe max needs to do it Shutter dog up. I got a thing you got to do Before we have too far away from superstitions missy b brings up one that I think it's important I'm sure you guys have heard this if you forget to turn the lights off when you leave a room you will get cancer You guys know about that one damn it. Maybe that's more regional. I don't know. It's a regional type of cancer. Yeah. Right.

This, I don't know what to say about this show other than they're different than the other shows that do all the jack prep stuff, but they need to do the jack prep stuff. It's like stop going off on your own because we're seeing all this material and it's just, I mean I guess it's working, 70 markets, 30 years, they're making some money off of it. I don't know. I just don't know how anyone sits there and listens to this. Well, it's funny because the person who recommended it to us who was Katie Tucker, and I have a suggestion from Nick Tucker coming up. I wonder if they know each other. There were only so many Tucker's in the world. There's Tucker Dixon, Tucker Max,

all of them. That's that's what I'll step on a crack, break mother Tucker's back. Katie Tucker said she was a fan of the show. And that's why she recommended it. She actually listens to the show. She also did say that we've ruined this for her before we even talked about it. What did you think was gonna happen? Well, no, I mean, she means it's just like morning radio shows in general.

It's hard to for us to do. But to your point about the prep and getting the same stories that everyone else gets, they did do a story that I had heard on other shows. This is the tease for it. Always good to have a tease before the commercial break. All right, you know what we have next? A woman named Brio has blown up on social media on TikTok

for calling out the travesty that is the nine to five lifestyle. And it's completely divided. You either agree with her or you're like, suck it up, buttercup. We have it for you next. It's Bob and Sherry. Okay, so there's this Gen Z Tik Toker. She's cute.

I'm sure you've seen this, right? It went viral. She's going, what the fuck? I have to take the train. She lives in New Jersey. She has a job in Manhattan and you know, nine to five and it takes up all of her time and she's all bummed out and crying about it.

So they both watch this thing and then they give their takes. And if there's one thing I know about radio is that you want to have a little conflict. Do you want to have a discussion? Do you want to have a debate about this? I know so many people that leave their houses before the sun comes up and they don't get home to wear it well after dark and they can barely eat a meal and get and read a bedtime story before they collapse. I am not going to pick on her at all because I feel you, girl. Bob, you're turn.

I kind of agree with you. I do. It's tough to commute into the city. I, Bob, even if you agree with her, just pretend you don't for the sake of having a fucking discussion on this. Neither one of them go to the studio. They're all on hold. Good point.

How do you feel, her girl? You haven't been to work in four years. Ha, ha, ha, poor Eric. I guess that's some frustration coming from Eric right now. Hold on, I'm over the last time I saw you at the studio as a compound, but me too. Fair enough. All right. Anything else you want to play? I see a couple drops on here.

Yeah, there's some, these were not from the clips we've heard. These were from other things that I just heard randomly and I said, oh, I think this would go good on Carl's show. All right, so I'll give you these produced requests for future drops. Oh, ready? Is there a way to get paid to work with just my mouth? Is that bad?

Yes, queen. Was that Bob? Yes. So there was a clip where I guess Sherry was recording a conversation with her daughter in the car and her daughter was telling her about some of this Gen Z lingo that they use on YouTube and social media and she's explaining it and I one of the things that came up was Yaz Queen how it comes from drag culture whatever. So it's not like they're playing the video and then start, start

and stopping and to discuss it. They play like four minutes and then Bob has to give his reaction to the formats. You know, he wasn't listening. He only heard the one thing. So he just kept saying Yasqueen over and over and they're laughing. And she goes, well, there were other things too. And he's like, full stop and you're like, oh, you fucking daughtering old asshole.

Stop. Yeah, it's queen. Well, he went for it, I'll give him that. He did. He wasn't holding back at all. So enjoy those. At Salesforce, we're all about asking more of AI. Questions like, where's the data going?

Is it secure? Are you sure? Are you sure you're sure? Get answers you can trust from Salesforce at AskMoreVai.com. That was qualifies as our... Bridge of the week, Bridge of the week. But fortunately for us, we have another cringe of the week. This one comes in from Nick Tucker, who's in the chat, not familiar with Katie Tucker. I got the update on that in real time. Thank you very much.

Johnny Kush. Johnny Kush. Marijuana happy hour. We talked about how he goes to these horror houses. He didn't seem to know what a clip was. Last episode that we played, he's very confused about female anatomy. So now we learn that he just got a real dial. Now this was something that

they talked about a lot in the radio 20 years ago, fucking a real dial. But apparently in his world, this is interesting content for 2023. I'm plugged to court, the USB court from the wall. Okay. I had to unplug the cord and I want to get electrocuted. And I decided to leave a close on, but I pulled her panties I just put jelly outside of the vagina inside of jelly. I scored it almost half a tube inside. It was warm, it smelled really good, and I sprayed it with a little bit of perfume that I like. A stripper perfume. Gold diamonds. Oh, it is the best.

That's every stripper where it's that. And I lit some candles, turned lights off. Went out, had a couple more shots of old cock bourbon. Smoked a joint, watched a little porn, got it kind of hard, got really, really, really excited. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one.

I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. I just want to go to the next one. Richie was fucking is so much pussy. He's sick of real pussy. Oh, yeah, it's too much annoying I'm just gonna go fuck a dialed out and have a whole fucking day around this is what it's come to

Doesn't even he's obsessed with strippers and what they wear what they smell like But he doesn't give her a stripper name. He gives her an old-fashioned Gonna go us Girdy gonna go us to Gurdie over there. All right. So that's what everybody, Johnny Cush is up to. Thank you. Thank you. I don't think he likes you Carl checking it on him. Well, he's been going to fill Elmore lately. Johnny Cush is not like fill Elmore.

Been a fight him. It'd be fun. It'd be a good paper view. I would check it out. Now I did get a song parody that came in from Skinny Chad Zuma, remember Skinny Chad Zuma, from DabbleCon. Good guy. He won the dabble battle.

It was. It was. Yes, at the Dabby Award ceremony, Missy B was hosting that. And he sent me this song, we've been doing the Carl Song parody contest. It's been a slow go, not gonna lie. He's, we've been doing the Carl Song parody contest. It's been a slow go, not going to lie. Please keep sending it.

You're Carl Sniperities. There's a couple that are great that have already in the finals. So we'll talk about that in the near future. But try to make a head for tail. So this one everyone, Carl, the man hamburger, Carl, Carl, burger, Carl, Carl, burger, bring back the WDT and crush the club. Carole Carole Carole Carole Carole Carole

Bring back the WDT and Crush the Club thing. What are you talking about this? Why do they podcast WDTP? Ehhhhh! You mean that? Oh, he's such a loser. I mean that. Oh, he's such a loser. All right. So, it's mostly John's stuff, I guess. But still, thank you for your submission,

Skinny Chad Z evoc. We always appreciate that. Why doesn't he podcast should be the song? We miss you, John. Come back soon. Yeah. The problem with all of this is... I think all you guys have overfished the sea of Melendez here. Yeah, because he's like, I'm not coming back. They're all like he's in shut like him putting an embargo is going to have countries collapse financially because

he's not going to be there. There's just years of shit that they you guys haven't even gotten to yet. You're going to be fine going into the next year. Well, let me give you a quick update on centering John because the people are following this pretty closely. John decided to go ahead and attack both Cardiff and Vinnie on Twitter. And Vinnie did not take kindly to it and put out a tweet back to John that he was not happy about this. Now, if you don't know what's going on, John has a live show. I say coming up, but it's so far out there. It's March 10th, Southern John live.com for tickets.

March 10th, come get the carolson here in Rochester, New York. And Vinnie was putting this whole thing on for John. He was going to figure this whole thing out. They've been having meetings about it. He was going to set up the whole AV, record it. John was going to have this video that he could shop around for additional gigs and things. And of course, Cardiff is going to be the host of the show for the Q and A portion. And I don't know what else. But John, being the guy that he is, went ahead and saw Vinny

on point, double point where Vinny was actually sticking up for John and going after Phil Elmore, but John just decided to bash everyone who was on that show. So Vinnie is pissed at John from from everything that I know and I haven't talked to Vinnie about this specifically, but it's very possible that Vinnie is not going to be helping John with this show anymore. That he's going to pull out and just let John do his thing. Vinnie's going to distance himself from this because we're months and months away and he's already having problems with this guy. This is the thing that I've been talking about. John gets very upset when Adam Hinnaker brings this up.

You're difficult to work with, John. You're very, very difficult to work with. That's surprising. I know, right? Who would have thought? up, you're difficult to work with John. You're very, very difficult to work with. That's surprising. I know, right? Who would have thought? Who would have thought that trying to plan a live show with John eight months in advance would be a lot of work at a huge pain in the ass? I like, I think it was on your last show where you said somebody asked is like, well, what if he doesn't show up? What are you guys going to do? And like, it's a Sunday night show. They're, they're going to survive. It's not going to be any financial dent.

I know how many club can care less about this. This is the thing that John doesn't understand. They've sold tickets. They've sold off tickets that it's worth everyone's wild to make this thing happen. So I assume it's going to happen. If it doesn't, if for some reason, John bails on it, we'll do something. We'll figure something out. I'm sure. But I know for a fact, Saturday night, they're doing subreddit surfing live at one of the rooms at the Kami Tekarelsen. So people are coming to the town for this. You'll definitely have that going on. And then the Sunday, you know, we'll see. Maybe we should take bets or something.

We should have people doing his act. Just go up there and just do his entire act since he's not there. It's not a bad idea. I mean, we all know it. We can bring back deep fake centering John for that. Yeah. Well, I'll give producer Chris up there. All right. You know what? Stuttering John could really use is banana bags. You've heard me talk about this banana bag.org pharmacist formulated. And this is a hydration system. What it is is a packet. You pour this into a glass of water. It's an oral alternative

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However, you live your life. If I want to save time, can I just mix it with tequila? Do they recommend that? They don't recommend mixing it with tequila. I'm learning. What about lining it up to do a bump? We're all thinking it. All right, well, that's not a bad idea pop jazz says big bananas got into car

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and coke thing? If you drink it too fast, your head explodes. What's got about that whole thing? Let's test it and find out. I like that, it's a good idea. All right, I happen to know. Eric is here with us. Eric has been on the show in a little bit.

We always love when he comes on because Eric pays attention to WATP's. One of these guys like Brian Johnson. And when he comes on, he knows what's going on. He knows the cast of characters. And he is a huge fan of petty broken skull. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me if you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. Paddy's got this other channel out of YouTube that dude with ears. And he's trying to emulate my music special.

He's playing DJ while playing his own music. So he's setting it up and then he puts on the track and we're all rocking out together. And his music is that depth metal stuff that he screams over. Right? So this is, we'll start off here. This is him explaining, you know, the music that we're about to hear and how this is him singing the song. Also, keep in mind, every track that I do here features my vocals

and that's it. All right, I didn't do anything else to the song besides my vocals. And some of these songs I have never heard before. I just went in and did my thing, and this is what it is. So let's get into this track one. One of my favorites, Uptown Funk. Don't give it to you. Let's go. I'm not touching this. This is happening on his act. The music got turned way down to the point

where it's muffled. You can't hear it at all. He's got all those default compression settings on so everything. Well, it's hard to tell what's happening. He's hearing it in his headphones just fine. So he thinks it's coming through my buddy Dutch from the Jingle Department who tipped me off to this. Things that maybe he's just playing it out of his speakers of his computer. And so we're just hearing it being picked up by his microphone or something. Just trying to take a look here. One of my favorites. It was something I just came. But it sounds like shit. All right, and I'm going to fast forward five minutes later to see if it gets any better here.

Let's see what it sounds like. As he's rocking out. Sounds like he's streaming through the old real audio player. Yeah. Alright, so that's not good. He's all excited about what's going on in his end. He doesn't realize that the people listening live are not hearing this at all. It sounds like complete shit. Because as far as I'm concerned, on my end, it sounds fine.

Everything sounds perfect when it's plugged in. This is 31 minutes in after you've been doing this whole show. Going through the line mixer into the mixer, everything sounds great. Nope. But you guys must be hearing something else. Because when I hit, when I hear the playback, it does not sound like this. Poor guy. It's get bummed out.

Apparently is no sound of anything, huh? All right. So he's having some hand thing going through this. Well, he had like a cable in his head. I think he was trying to figure out things where plug dead or see I'm working on it. So he's doing this whole show and I guess someone in the chat or maybe someone message Jim who knows him and just goes, yeah, we can't hear the music. He's like, what?

So he went back and listen, now you tell me. Yeah. So he's all bummed out. And it's bad enough the Southern John is left the devil first This really got to our buddy Patty broken skull here. All right. This shit sucks the music doesn't fucking work It's just gonna I mean apparently you can't have any singing or anything. I don't know what the fuck's happening But it doesn't work at all. It's not beneficial whatsoever. So

There's the end of the lives folks. We're fucking done We're just done. There's no point to this at all There's no point to being live on great job awesome no point to being live over here the music doesn't even work So that defeats the whole purpose The music doesn't even work. So that defeats the whole purpose. But that's all I'm going to be doing from now on. I'm only, I don't really give a fuck about podcasting or that stupid world. No, I don't care about being a part of it.

I'm not even really a part of it anyways. If you really think about it. Yeah, true. Five people lumped my name into some group. And most of the people in that group are like, he's not that blah, blah, blah, whatever. But five people, what was they even to some group? I'm guessing he's talking about Opie, Jerry Bannfield, like the who's Senate game is basically what he's talking about there. And the people are like, I don't know if he's as famous as Jerry Bannfield. I know.

A year from now, this will be a part of who said it. Yeah, right. Yeah, we'll forgot. I'll say people love who said that. This incident, this technical incident here, is, it got him so dejected that now it's affecting his entire world of broadcast. Yes.

That everything doesn't matter. Like this is his come to Jesus moment where everything doesn't matter that he's doing anymore. Everything in his life is hanging by a thread at all times. Yes. You know what I mean? Like he eats his cereal and the milk gets warm. He's like, fuck it! Yeah.

Nothing works for me. Like, all right, come down. The hanging is pointless. His collection of $5 headphones from five below in the background there. Oh no. Say it ain't so. Fucking hate it. Like I, I, I, this is probably going to be the last time for a lot of things guys. I'm just fed up. And it's not all your fault.

It's not all your fault. But this idea that I have some sort of a fan base is fucking fiction as fuck. Well, tell that to Johnny Cush. It's a fantasy world. Start a support group. And that's how it adds. Wow. And that's how it adds. With Patty, all it takes is a minor victory and he'll be back.

So something has to go right. Right, let's build the fan base. It's not fiction as fuck. It's not, it's not fiction as fuck. Do you think he feels the same way about his kids that you don't hear it back in the background anymore? Yeah. Someone takes him.

Fiction as fuck. I used to have a family. I just don't know how I'm going to be able to handle this. We got Paddy Gone. Who's the other guy? Stuttering. I already forgot. Yeah, but anyway, another guy that we talk about in the show.

So I don't know what we're gonna do now and who we're gonna talk about. Some are on and some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news. Oh, that's right. Scorches still authorize. We are. We are. We are.

Hey, let's see what Scorches are to. Oh, Scor to. Dan jokes. And one of our listeners puts together these calculations of scorch segments. And we were playing them for a little while. I got away from it. I'm an idiot because these are great. I miss scorch. I bet you this was great.

Scorch was fun where he was doing his PFG TV stuff. Like he'd have a set. And then the next week he's like in the back part of a bar for no reason. Then he was telling you how he's going to be syndicated to London. They're carrying his TV show internationally. Then he's back at every other episode. He's in a different spot with a different story. He puts John's delusions to shame.

Scorch. He thought he was a nationally syndicated TV host and you're right. There was there was a there was a He did have a set one at one point and then he's just an a bar in grill In front of like a fireplace and nobody in the place is there to see him Everyone's just milling about going about their business and he's presenting to be running a talk show It's did he do the OB. We asked the bar to turn their music down to kind of podcast Do the show over here. Yeah, I'll talk to him in a hour.

So he's on the radio with T-Ri. And this might be the saddest thing I've ever heard. I believe this to be real. Scorch is going to tell us about one of his dreams in the life and how we can make this dream come true. Something happened. Maybe yesterday, maybe the other day, but I just learned about it today. And it could be the start of one of my dreams coming true. It's a long shot, but it could be there.

I was showing T-Ride that Sue's bake shop was sold. Now the guy that bought it, he just wants to be the landlord. Now he is hoping that they whoever buys it, whoever at least is it, keeps it some sort of bakery. You don't have to, I would think. They said, I don't want a national chain coffee shop, we'll save there. No problem. I want a local bakery, but I've got such swell, although it's getting better, but it's not a good enough that I can go to a bank. It's a hey, right, you don't

have a long and a way down. Yeah, would you give me 50,000, a hundred thousand bunch of so scorch just sad his credit isn't such that he could get 50,000 dollar loan from the bank to start up a business, but it's getting there. So that's good, there's what do you think scorch is salary as in this one market that he's in doing a more. What market is he in? Oh, God, damn it.

I should know the answer to this. Is he like Wisconsin? It's, uh, oh, Claire, right? Or is that, um, where, what's his name's from? Is that where Aaron Imholz from? Probably doing 50,000. Okay. I think somewhere 50 to 60

because he's a morning guy and he's probably the only live guy on the station. But if his credit is at this point of his life, as he said, it isn't as such, it just makes you think like, how many cars have they

repossessed? You know, like, what is he done that his credit is such shit and he's in his 60s? Yeah. It's not good. All right, but let's see Well, how can he pull this off here? Oh, I'm hoping I can get a hold of this guy his name was printed in the paper And I'm hoping maybe I can convince him to hold the papers

Hold the lease so I pay him as opposed to a bank right and So I pay him as opposed to a bank right and Falked I'm not saying I'm gonna quit my job here. I would love to do both It's been a yeah, and we've spoken about it how many thousands of times it's been a goal of mine to open up a bagel shop Did you know this about our buddy Scorch? Is it goal in life to open my bagel shop? No, no and also admitting to a crime on the air is also, uh, no, I guess one of his dreams is like, here's how I'm gonna go around the government and pay taxes and stuff. I'm gonna lay them all out for you. Yeah. Now, I'm gonna get my mom to side the least and then all right, I'll take it when she dies. So all right. So it's his goal to own a bagel shop.

I mean, I appreciate realistic goals of life, but you should have accomplished that if you're going to keep it realistic. Just my opinion. Let's find out what is amazing vision is here. That has 60 different kinds of bagels and 35 different kinds of cream cheese. That might be excessive. I don't mean, I don't think you need 60 different types of bagels. Like maybe find a dozen that people enjoy that are good sellers and just start with that. Man, he's the old guy that's selling the rainbow bagels and the rainbow cream cheese.

And it's this much cream cheese in between the bagel, like a cat's is deli sandwich and he's charging $11 for it. Right. I just, I can't even name 20 different styles of bagel. No. 60, I'd be old. That's a lot of overhead.

Yeah. It's a lot of overhead, right? It's like, there used to be a place, and now a lot of places are like this, but there used to be a place in a roster called McGregor's. And their claim to fame was they had 110 or 120 beers on tap. And it's like, well, how do you keep the beer fresh? They don't. Right. It's the answer. It's just like, don't order beer. It's not popular. It's going to suck.

It's been there. It's like, it's like the Duff Factory where you just see one pipe and then it breaks off into all the different labels and just right to the beer semi imported. And I think that would be a perfect place. We don't have to pay those shopping. They don't, well, I think there's the there's the Einstein's bagels that's on them I've never been But don't promote the competition scar Come on You're on the radio here in Stoppins

But Einstein's bagel that plays the other rock station on their store on the higher end But I want to have like a not a chain bagel shop on every local bagel shop And I've worked at bagel shops I've made bagels I am of that persuasion My people know how to make them Do you think he peaked working at a bagel shop? I'm starting to get that sense this guy is in his 60s on the radio and he's going You know, I used to work at a bagel shop when in the 70s?

What? What are you talking about? Right after my last morning show, Greg, I would leave and then go and work bagels for the rest of the day. I know that's the last time to make the bagels. What? Ha ha ha ha. We know how to make them bagels.

So, I'm saying bagels. Actually, I would love to see if I can somehow convince this guy to hold the paper. And let me lease the bakery. It's got all the equipment. It's got all the bed-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned-turned- I have to ask the question well one of the varieties be the Eric Nagel sex bagel I just want to know because I will order if he smart he would happen to Look look I would love it Ron Bennington has his own cupcake. Why can't I have my own sex bagel good point Chanzo Mackenzie's own hot sauce for Christ sake. You can't you tell me that Eric Nagel from its Eric Nagel Okay, that was on sex bagel. Come on in there

Thank all the equipment cream cheese non-cluded all the all the Agreed instead of still there still be the ones that are still fresh and gorgeous. Yeah So Holy shit. He's really this is very real. Am I wrong about this? Erick is going I mean there was a bakery in there They probably lost a flower behind right? I can just walk right in there and start making shit today This probably what he was going to do during the pandemic. He was trying to figure out how to get some of that like that PPP money or something. He's like, I could just take it and make my own bagel shop. And then he didn't qualify for that. He didn't qualify for anything

else. And now he still thinks that he's like, we know one of these days, I'm going to retire from the glamorous world of radio on top and then go off into the sunset with my own bagel shop. I think even though that ship has sailed there, I got pretty sure. He's in one market, no Claire, Bob and Sherry are in 70 markets with their horses. They're killing him in the ratings. It's insane. Wouldn't that be something great parking? It's in a great spot. I want to see you in a little white hat. Do you know the other spot that I really want? She's not taking you seriously at all. She's like, yeah, you'd be a dork.

Good for you. Go for it. I think T-Ry hates Scorch, by the way. Just they're back and forth. I get the sense that she's so, she's constantly rolling her eyes. She gets home and her eyes are tired. When is this guy going to die? It's such a coin ball.

His show is the reverse. Everybody else is working from home, but Scorch insists on coming into the studio and he's the only one there. Fudge Hill says, laugh out loud at Carl. Think he Scorch ever stopped working a regular job to survive. Scorch probably made bagels for a living like last year.

Yeah, good point. What was I thinking? I was telling my mom about this and she says call the holiday people. Maybe then be willing to hold the papers for you. That holiday guest, the former holiday guest station at the corner of the bracket and Rudolph. Okay. Get on top. I want right in the corner. Okay. They're trying to lease that out. I'll never want to write in the corner. Okay, they're trying to leech that out. I don't know what my bothers think okay, what the fuck you call this mom and his mom goes well, you know there's another place that's

For me, I know it's a portagome. What the fuck? This is Eric. This is real, right? I'm not crazy. Hey, one guy's mom bought a Macondo in Florida and the other this guy wants to buy bagel shop, so I guess this is just what you do now for the boomers. I talked to my mom is a weird thing for a six-year-old man to say That she's still alive is pretty amazing too. Yeah, well, he's got good jeans I want this deal to go down exactly how he has it in his head Yeah, he gives this money to the guy holding the papers. And that guy then takes the money and then completely fucks over Scorch because Scorch has no legal recourse. All right.

All right. No one's up for it, you want to suffer. He walks up there, the doors are locked. There's the changed locks. Like, oh, no paper trail. Came, came, came, like, somewhere in the five figures. That guy takes it, makes his own successful business in that building and Scorch can't do anything about it,

but drive past and just looks sad. It's worse to that. He sponsors the radio show and Scorch can't do anything about it, but drive past and just looks at it. It's worse than that. He sponsors the radio show and Scorch has to do vibreeds. He's on his ass. Make some do live reads. Alright, there's the no-scorch bagel shop. Has a special this weekend. They're trying to lease that out now.

Imagine that. Has a bagel place. That's a great air. What a location. holy crap. I think you could do that would be a That would be a huge place They're in the 200th market in the US. How can a location be the most amazing location? She's like I'm not working for it. She doesn't want to work for him now But she has nothing else to do right now. She's like if I could working for it. She doesn't want to work for him now, but she has nothing else to do right now She's like if I could get the fuck out of here, I'd be gone

I'm not working your baby shop 50 second and Broadway or something just a foot traffic alone We're gonna kill it over here. I like how he's not only soliciting his staff But maybe the listeners to come work for him like master Poe used to do I Can't really shit in here. I don't think you're supposed to. No, nice try though. Well, if you want to email me, I can email you. Anybody would like to talk finance. You can email me.

You email me. I'll email you. I don't have all my bankles. 9290X. He literally just solicited listeners to give him money. Lend him money. Even tear eyes like I Tell me just say 92 90 X

Like did he get his own frequency or anybody? It was you if I could scrub just back a couple seconds there 92 90 X I think you're right. So wait there isn't a 92 90. Oh, I think it's the X 92 9 the Okay, I like my version. Oh, I think it's the X 92 9 the X. Okay. Okay. I like my version. Yeah, I know. Sorry.

But he's so disheveled because she's not liking this conversation. She's also insulted that he's trying to solicit her to come work at his big old place. And then she's mocking his dream now for the rest of the spit. So just to get him to go to commercial. It really is incredible. That that whole segment is one of the best times for Scorch. That is fantastic. God bless.

God bless. That is so cool. Scorch. I wanted to bring this up because who are these broadcasters is on our YouTube channel. It's hosted by Christian Blatt and Eric Zane. They're doing a fantastic job. We've moved the show Tuesdays at 2 p.m. However, because Eric Zane and I are filling in for Anthony Kumia and compound media on Halloween

this Tuesday, they're moving their show to Sunday night. So I think 8 p.m. Eastern time, Don Jamison's going to be on there. They have a celebrity guest host coming on. So who would scorch? No, not Jamison. So, but who are these broadcasters? What they do is they go through the world of broadcasting. And one of the things they talk about is talk shows. And when you talk about talk shows, you have to talk about the return of the late night shows that as soon as the writer's strike ended, all the sudden we had the likes of Stephen Colbert back on the airwaves. Now I don't know who's watching this shit. Stephen Colbert is the worst. He's just a pandering, unfunny motherfucker at this point.

He smug. And he smug about it. I don't know who enjoys this. So this is who are these broadcasters watching John Federman on Stephen Colbert. And they're talking about the relaxed dress code in Congress because of John Federman who can't dress himself because he's brain dead. And watch this bit. This is so, this is what late night television has turned into and I know Eric has some thoughts on this I want to get after we check it out. Let's visit with the center for a little bit longer.

Yes. And I swear, you know, it's assumed that it was about for me. And of course, I don't know why. I mean, the way I addressed, but I never asked for it, you know, and then when I knew that this was going to be announced, I was like, oh boy, here it comes. But, but I never asked for it. And then when I knew that this was going to be announced, that was like, oh boy, here it comes. But I was really struck by, oh my God, the world is going to burn because he's going to wear a hoodie on the floor. But I mean, like Ukraine or shutting down the government or all these issues, I think it's much more important to seize what will this man wear on the floor of the same.

Oh, bullshit. Just in case you want wear on the floor of the same? Oh, bullshit. Well, just in case you want to stay casual and formal at the same time, we got you a Tuxedo T-shirt. Yeah. There you go. Come on, this is gold, Jerry Gold. This is gold. Thank you very much.

Thank you. It's so, I'm very nervous. It only comes in large, so it might look like a one-z on you. So this is what they're doing right now This is the level of writing that's going on in these late night. This is why these people are on strike They're like well who's gonna come up with the Tuxedo T-shirt gag? If you don't hire us back and give us more money One more example of how bad this is because you know Stephen Colbert is very much a Democrat

So he's very much pro John Fetterman. People are watching. You don't know this or maybe they live in another country. This guy you're watching, this fat retard is a senator, which is ridiculous. There's only a hundred of them in this country. And he's one of them. Fetterman, I guess someone talked in his ear or some actually that I pan in front of him is giving him notes on what to say and stuff like that because Jeff Erman's so brain dead.

So at this point, he kind of quumsily remembers that he brought a gift for Stephen Colbert. Oh, yeah. Now this is more comedy gold coming up. Well, we have one last clip from this that, you know, Stephen provided Federman with a gift. And well, there's only one way that you could make the segment end on an even funnier note. Thank you for having me here too. And I think I understand, you know,

we brought a present here. Is that what this is? Yeah, yeah, actually, you know, you have me a present, so I think we brought you one too. Yeah. Oh, I can't. Is that what this is? Yeah.

Okay, so natural. Yeah. No, I don't think you wanted. I can't. Is that what this is? Yeah. OK, so natural. Oh, and I don't think you get it, Eric, because it's one of his sweatshirts. Of course. And Steven Colbert is smaller. Ah! Ah! Ah!

Ah! I think. OK. Appreciate it. That's a funny thing. They gave me your size. So I think I can go camping in this. Oh.

Okay, so yeah, too funny things. All right. All right. That's why in that shows over. So Eric, you and I actually have had this conversation before because you were there. You still are for the downfall of radio. And you and I have had these candid conversations about radio did it all wrong. They were going to die anyway. Obviously, I

worked at a newspaper in the early 2000s. And, you know, the classified is where the newspaper made a lot of their money. And Craigslist came in and said, Oh, yeah, no, you can just advertise all this shit for free. And it was pretty much the end of the newspaper business right then and there. And of course, podcasting and even YouTube and things like that. It made it very difficult for radio to compete. And you always thought they should have invested into talent. I think I brought this up recently where serious XM was at least smart enough to say or serious, to say, let's get Howard Stern and have him exclusively.

So people want to check out Howard Stern, they have to come to us. And that's how you get people listening in this day and age, or there's so many options, you get a big get like that. And I've decided instead to go, well, we'll just lean in on the fact that we make a playlist for you, something that you can easily do on your own. And you probably might enjoy more. But anyway, my point is, is that late night TV is dying if not dead, but there's more shows than there ever were before. This chart right here that I'm showing is the advertising revenue for select late night TV programs and the major TV programs.

It was close to a billion, just not too long ago, 2016. And it is declined all the way down to 340 million in 2022. At the same time, these hosts are getting paid more and more money, these huge contracts that they're getting. Around that time that 2014 to 16 is when late night was having its second Renaissance, you know, since the 90s with Leno and Letterman. Letterman was about to retire, I think like 2015. So they were ramping up for at least a year. They pulled out all the stops, all the celebrity stuff. Like there was just every night something was going on. And then around that time too, is when Fallon took over the tonight show from

the late night run and Leno's second run. So there was a big to do with that. So a lot of people were focused on this. I'm trying to remember somewhere around there. I think Craig Ferguson, Craig Ferguson stepping down. Conan was moving to TBS and doing all his stuff. And there were still interest in it because they were still being, it's still giving you great material for what was happening during the day in the news. And then their bits, their comedy stuff were still showing that they were putting some effort into it. Then everything changed where now they realize like, oh, we got to start doing our major network talk show for YouTube. Not even for the television audience. Right.

Who gives a fuck about that? We need to get the kids on YouTube and the younger people on YouTube who aren't watching this show anyway. So screw the audience. We already had that grew up with it and have been around since like the Johnny Carson era or whatever, still watching late night out of routine. They didn't care. They started segmenting all the shows

for the monologue is tight because we can clip this right away for YouTube. Then the first bit, Skip we're doing is strictly for YouTube. It's gonna suck on television, but it's gonna do great online. So that's what they care about. Then the celebrity stuff was in there

and it's not even having a discussion with those people anymore. It's working a bit into the interview now. So now the interview is a bit. And then there's another bit before the music act. Like it's just all segmented for clipping for YouTube and what have you. They didn't give a fuck about the TV audience. In fact, they brought in a YouTuber to do late night.

They brought in Lilly Singh to go on after Seth Meyers. And that lasted almost two years and tanked. She had a massive audience on YouTube. Their YouTube audience hated what she was doing on TV. The TV audience hated her. So they were losing in every direction. She, she was getting a lot of shit for black exploitation. Like they, a lot of the, the black communities were going after her, saying that she was appropriating their culture because she was doing a lot of slang and dressing and hip hop stuff and whatever

and she's an Indian girl from Vancouver, Canada. Okay. And she's acting like she grew up in South Central Los Angeles. So they brought that in. Then you saw the writing was on the wall like, this is where it's all going. And then all the other shows kept going, they would brag about no, Colbert was number one this week with 2.1. Like on the worst day, Leno and Letterman never was near a 2.1. Like they were maybe a high four low five.

And that was a bad day for them. Now they're, they're cronies like Colbert's number one, 2.1 over the tonight show. Where do they have a 1.9? Nobody's watching this shit. It's terrible. Right. Colbert and Jimmy Fowler are making north of $50 million per year. Right. No one's watching it. You won't see that going forward.

If they still keep going late show and tonight show after these two leave, whoever they come in is nowhere near that money. This writer strike didn't help because they were gone and everyone realized, I don't need to watch, if you were in that routine of late night for so long, I don't need to stay up for the local news. I don't even need to stay up past the local news to see the, the, the, the monologue from Jimmy or, or Steven or whoever. And then I don't need to watch Saturday Live.

We'll throw them into this thing too, because they were gone for several months. They didn't even finish out their season. No one gave a shit. Now that it came back that first Monday, usually like the entertainment shows today show, Good Morning America would have clips of something from John Oliver or Colbert or whatever. There was nothing that followed Monday. Hey, they're back. That was it. There were no clips, no follow nothing. That following Monday, hey, they're back. That was it. There were no clips, no follow ups. There was no social media buzz. There was nothing in the press about it. It's like, oh, they're all back now. No one cared that any of these shows are back. And it's they still don't care. It was dying leading up to

this. And all they did with with this strike, which I know for whatever reason they were doing, it just shot themself in the foot. Saturday and live came back like two weeks ago and what did they say? Oh, Pete Davidson did a cold intro about what was going on in Israel and Palestine. There was nothing else about the show. No skits that he was terrible or skits that were good, the music performance, nothing. I think we're on the third week back. Still nobody knows who the hosts are anymore. Nobody gives a shit about any of the clips. There's nothing. It's dead.

And I don't know how they can even come back from it. So how much longer is this going to go on for that they have these light night host like Jimmy Kimmel could be doing something better with this time. I would have to go until they until the networks figure it figure it out. Or we'll see Disney's looking to sell off ABC. out or we'll see Disney's looking to sell off ABC. They want to get they want out of the television network business. So if they sell that off, whoever buys it could ask Kimmel, could ask all of these other things and figure something else out because whatever they have right now, that eight to eight to 10, eight to 11, depending on their local news, isn't making money for them anymore. It's all these stupid game shows, singing shows, cheap crap that's there. No one gives a fuck about it. And late night was supposed to be a big money maker. And as you saw in the grid there,

nobody wants to advertise it anymore. Nobody cares. Well, that's the thing. If only people are watching it because of YouTube, how do you sell that to an advertisers? And when you got to be on Jimmy Faman on the tonight show, what's the audience like? Well, you know, there's 20 million views on YouTube at a month's time.

Like, how does that help me? They're selling separate ads for, I mean, because you got to do stuff through YouTube. But like for the networks, I looked in, they got to run some pre-roll stuff through, so Google can make their money. But they can also put in their own ads from their own advertisers. And they're that, they, I don't know if they split the profits or something with Google, but they can sell their own ads for these videos and these clips that you're seeing on YouTube there. So now they're you have a major national network with a prime time late night show and they're not giving a fuck about selling that show there. They're

worried about selling it for YouTube and TikTok and those kind of things and they're not getting anywhere near the money that you could get on that network television used to command for advertising on these shows. You're getting fractions of it, but it's more important to have it over there than it is to have it on your own network. Well, as a YouTuber and podcast sales,

I say good reds, go fuck yourselves, everyone. Now, it's just pointing everybody over to here, to streaming into podcasts, video podcast, all that stuff. We still have the screen actors guild thing going on. And even if they came back tomorrow, it takes a week for them to reset. No, no, the actors, right? Yeah, the screen actors, not screen actors, go, sorry, the screen actor, SGA, yeah. When that comes back, you still not going to have new television till the summer at this point. If they come back now Your fall TV season starts next summer the movies have already been pushed to 2025

So next year is just going to be you know barren of a very little new content You fucked everything up. You got people out of these routines that don't exist anymore It's almost impossible to get these people back to watching television, appointment television at 8 p.m. for a new show, for 11 o'clock for your local news, 11.30 for the late night shows, knowing gives a fuck. They're not even DVRing it. I saw someone CNN a while ago, they were showing a piece that the DVR statistics are down because when if you didn't watch a show, they gave up to three days for the DVR numbers to come in And that would add to the ratings for that Monday episode. Yep. They're tanking too people aren't setting their DVR

Most people don't have DVRs anymore older people do or families maybe but younger people they're all streaming if they even have cable They if you miss something. I'm like, oh, it's on a like NBC does this The if they have a show on a day o'clock, oh fuck watching it on TV, I can go right to Peacock right now and there's the episode. And I can just watch it instead of watching television. So every direction they think they're making moves to stay relevant, they're cutting off their nose despite their face in every other financial direction. So they're just all going to collapse at some point because what's the point of having a

network anymore? Right. The way to stay relevant, in my opinion, is you guys just keep starting new shows and no one knows that better than our boy OP. OP just launched a brand new OP turned into he's saying like maybe if I dress like Anthony, I'll get some money here. No, I have a clip of what that guy's up to. I don't know if you know about this. OP started a brand new show. All right, Tuesday's at Get Parts.

What's going on? It's not Tuesday's at Get Parts. Shut up. Stop it with your auto play. Not Zeds. OP. I'm blocked on all this stuff, so I don't know unless clips are sent to me and that's usually how we find out.

Oh. Well, then I have some very good news for you. Okay. OP has a new show called Comedy Quick Hits with OP. And I'll just read the description on here for you. Here's a sneak peek of OP's podcast Comedy Quick Hits with OP. Available now wherever you get your podcast, subscribe and share. These hilarious clips have been curated from OP Solo Show, which he embarked upon after the end of

Open Anthony Show in 2014. Opie's solo show has been acclaimed as some of his best work in his career. And this series serves as a quick moving best of for those of you looking for a good laugh. Get ready to be entertained with these quick comedy clips from some of the best comedians in the business. Are you excited about this? Sure. Yes. I love the fact that it says,

OP Solo Show has been acclaimed as some of his best work in his career by who? It's by him. It's by him. Yes, the fuck are you talking about, Opie? That's not all. Well, his footnotes at the bottom are all say him and whatever date

of the episode that he said it in. Well, that's the funny thing too, is his hashtags down here. Hashtag Opie, then he misses the hashtag on Opie and Anthony. Hashtag radio, hashtag comedy, hashtag clips, hashtag funny, hashtag funny video. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, because that helps out all your clips is by putting really broad band generic hashtags and you know one or two maybe and then narrow down to the specifics. Let's just say let's let's do streaming. Let's do streaming. Let's do phone. Let's do computers. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? Check it out, get ready to laugh everybody. I think the $11 on your dashboard, and they're saying that Marie just calls, she wants her $5.50. Ah! Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! What sounds good? Why does Carl's car have sweat stains on the roof? Ah!

Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! wet stains on the roof. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Was this a live stream video that he just made audio only? Like you don't even have the video clip for this? I don't think he used to video stream back then. I could be right. I think this is just his podcast. It's a combination of the podcast he was doing when Carl and Vic were still alive.

And his radio show he was doing in the afternoons on Series XM, because I don't think there's gonna be any opian and GM on here. So I think it's just gonna be opi radio stuff that he was doing. I'm serious, I'm the the five guests. We also doesn't have that stuff, so. Well, yeah, good point. Since coming out here and talking about this, I have to say that I only wrote to studio once, you know, and I recorded it once. I didn't

record it 100,000 times. This is definitely serious, I sound. Yeah, because it's filled me up with talent. Yeah. Both colleges doing the rounds in the building, I was like, I get into this studio, go into that studio. He has no idea who he's talking to. And I recorded it once. Right. And then people played it on the radio. Yeah, I like to song Yeah, I'm not I'm it's not that I love taking Magnify yeah my favorite

He just said oh come on For liking God I miss Vic I miss his copy size Haha, did you see what just happened this thing happened and that thing happened and I saw it I'm repeating it ah There's video of this there's the entire thing was was recorded. Yeah, well, why is he just use it? Eric come on everything you want to? Ah, Eric, come on. Everything, everyone does wrong. You want to listen during your morning commute?

Come on, Eric. Fogical has some good ideas for some other hashtags. Hashtag, no context, hashtag, what is this? I click on what is this? Yeah, I only do like, what the fuck is going on here? It's like, I just, you know, I've been a merchant here to get me, wouldn't bother me. There's a reason why I called you today. I just, you know, I've been a working here to get in wooden

both of me. There's a reason why I called you today. I want to know what's going on with the movie and am I still in it? I want you to play the guy who's fixing harasses me. That's what I want you to play. What? Yeah. Why do you think I was good for that

role, Sukaz? What is wrong with people? I like when the it was that was the whole best self clip right there. I hope he thinks everyone cracking up is the same as a quick comedy hit. Wow, that is bad. Yeah. These are the quality clips we would pull for doing line of the day. I think it's going to be your Oscar.

Oh really? Remember like when the it was that was the whole best self clip right there. is a quick comedy hit. Wow, that is bad. These are the quality clips we would pull for doing line of the day. And there was supposed to be either really terrible or really brilliantly funny. And I think he's missing the point of the bit here. It's like I think he just took all the other ones and said, Oh, we only need 30 seconds of it. But there's no other context to it. Right. We didn't just listen to the whole episode, and now we're hearing, you know, joke of the day

or whatever, right? Islanders Rangers, I think there's one one that the first period buzzer went on, and I thought somebody threw a spear at my head. I remember my head going like that, and I was like, what the fuck was that? Is there a spear in my head? And you were like, what?

And then I was like, fuck. And then we rented to Jim Cervico. Oh my God. It obviously helps you guys out with Bayridge Boy. Sure. And man, I think that might have been my opportunity to be a Bayridge Boy. And I fucked it up because I was too high.

Yeah. This is when Obi was a hostage in Palestine. And it was broadcasting from a cave for some reason. The fuck audio, isn't that? I was. And we walked to get a beer with the guy. Yeah. And then you thought you were having a heart attack.

You thought there was a spear in your head. Yeah. You're a leg went numb. My leg went numb. So you thought you were having a stroke. And Syrup go looks at me. I've known Syrup go forever. Yeah.

And he goes with Sop. I go, you know, we took some medibles. He starts laughing. We have a disaster. And then that was the first time you took off running. Yeah, well, like, where you run? There's no way you can go. Well, it's because I'm on edibles for the first time. You know, and Islander's games, especially me and you together,

like, we're gonna recognize a lot, and I just couldn't fucking handle it. It's like, that's the worst place to be is around Islander's fans who are like, Oh, be crispy paper. And I'm like, no, I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Yeah. Hello. How did I don't think he knew CERPORCO forever? We would have seen him or he would have been on the show.

Didn't he work with Dennis Leary and very other famous people? Yeah. But we would have crossed paths with him at some point. And he would have been on any, Eric got played in the show. We're gonna have a meeting after. You need to play a log, Eric. You got a yes the ulster on those ones. I've been so far removed. I can't bullshit it anymore I just can't I can't what was that story remember I was on Edibles the sounds like children talking and then I thought I was dying and then there was a I thought like a

Spear was it my husband you were high at a hockey game get over it Jesus Christ I can't get over that fucking audio Audio is terrible so recorded in Cape Coral it's Dutch. Oh studios. Yeah, you're right It does sound like John. He still hasn't gotten furniture. I bet it's like you know all these These stations that want me they've expressed interest but the money's not quite there yet and then You know, they want me to do it in a studio, but I can't be held in the studio It's like, oh man, I got to do my own thing like you're some fucking avant-garde artist

Do it in front of a fucking microphone and do it and have it produced like everyone else does you can do your content differently But the basics of production just sit in the fucking room and act like an adult that they wanna pay you, and he doesn't do that. I'll say it again, this is Anthony's theory, and I think he's spot on with this, is the reason why Opie will not just do a normal show from a studio is because then he could very easily be compared to all people who are better than him at it.

And he's just going, no, look at me, I'm in a cave. I'm way different than all these other shows. No one else is doing what I'm doing. I'm yelling at people walking down the street. Whoa. I can't have a reason I know what else does that because it sucks. Do you know how many people,

or like seven years removed since OP left serious? But how many people in the radio industry, even in television too, but a lot of higher ups in radio who have been very successful, ask how Ants doing, Jim doing, and we get to open and he's like, what is he doing? Like, I don't understand what he's doing.

They're not shitting on him. They just don't understand what direction he's going with this. And I said, I haven't talked to the guy. I don't know, but apparently he knows better than all of us. And that's what he's doing. Because going away would be a fine thing to do You made your money you cut ties go away the fact that he streams every single day For an hour plus it's like he's trying to do something and he's putting it out there

Oh, so we can all see it and it's just and bear he's just embarrassing himself. Don't stop I don't need another person to fucking leave not asking to stop. I hope you I'm just saying you're embarrassing yourself Quite a bit. You're getting a little too honest on this show. You're gonna lose everything I know I'll see you soon. You got Patrick Michael leaving John's gone. You're driving up you away So this video he put out days ago has How many views? 191. Okay, and there's two comments underneath it.

And this one comes in from Comedy Shaman. Hey, Obster, is there any chance you have an email I could reach you at? I have something I think you'll wanna hear. I looked online for an email for you, but I couldn't find one. OP responds to that comment, what's up? So OP is on their actively responding.

So I'm like, who the fuck is this comedy shaman guy? So I looked up what he's up to and I found this video. This is the guy who likes OP. Yeah, man, Bobby, what the hell are you doing, boy? Oh, man, I'm just watching a show called the comedy shaman. Well, what the hell is that? It's this crazy guy and he does comedy stuff and talks about philosophy, psychology, all kinds of stuff, dad.

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actually, where are OP's for next week? OP probably likes this. No, the tease is coming. But first, Eric, I know we're running late, and thank you for your time today. We need to catch an alien together, my friend. Are you ready? Yes.

Let's do it. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien? If somebody says Jesse's race to Sir Om right what are you talking about? Over what? But you speak up or you say something? Are you just like this? He enters on the show or Peterson? Wow, that's a get. All right. I'm well, I'm paying to that.

No. That's Jesse's race to Sir. I'm right. What are you talking about? I over what? But you speak up or you say something? Are you trying to discipline somebody that you see potential in or that you can help?

You know, because of all this, I can't wait to hear what you say. How about all this shit where everybody gets a trophy? Everybody gets a trophy, so everybody's equal. Just like you said on the airplane, you got to have a woman, does not know how to fly the plane. You got a black guy that didn't get his hours in, and you got one white guy, which you had a video on that that, you know, a lot of white people, they're like Steve Jobs, you made the iPhones,

stuff like this episode. So it was brought to you by the top. You know, then you got the one white guy that might not have to fly, but you got to keep it equal. You know, but if you say anything like, hey, the black guy doesn't know what he's doing, you're a racist, but that, like, I would say that to white, black, Spanish, purple, green, blue. But if we say that nowadays, we're hit.

How do you get out of that? Because I mean, I can't be a slap maker. I mean, I can't be a slut. You have to be a slut maker because if the man didn't do it, the woman couldn't be a slut. Slat. You know what I mean? Very good point.

If the man don't go to the couch, yeah, there you go. That's good. That's that's a good tagline. Amazing. If the man goes, he got, there you go. That's good, man. That's a good tag line. So amazing. So what do you think is wrong with the blacks? What is wrong with the blacks? Hopefully. I think that's what they've got. What do Tommy say next?

Here are your choices. Oh, boy. Number one, untapped potential. B, bamboozled by CNN. Next, they can do anything I can do. For brainwashed by social media. And lastly, stereotypes. brainwashed by social media and lastly stereotypes based on data to catch an alien. So normally I think that there is two to five answers that are a

legit that could potentially be the answer. I don't see any of these. See if I can answer to it. I mean, this is a tough one. The first one's not funny enough, so I'm not going to say that. I'm going to go with lastly, stereotypes based on data. Sounds like maybe something that idiot would say. What do you think, Iraq? I'm going to go with next. They can do anything I can do. Okay. I think he honestly believes that. I like that. It's fun. I went with the safe one on top of the... On top of the...

Okay. So no one thinks they're bamboozled by CNN or brainwash by social media. It's probably one of those two things I think about it because they're most related, but okay. Here we go. Amazing. So, what do you think is wrong with the blacks? What is wrong with the blacks? I think I think that they've got brainwashed by social media. I was a good test taker at school and that's why because you realize these patterns like oh that answers somewhere to this dance. Got to be one of those two but I didn't actually do that this time around. We're all losers because

of it. I was honestly hoping that he was going to say that and go into a little mini-tirate of like racism doesn't exist. You know, they have the same opportunities that I have. I thought he would go that way. That would have been nice, but let's see where he goes with him. He might. And primarily Obama, because Obama came in and was a slick talker. He even got me.

Slick talker, he could talk about nobody I've ever seen. Just like in your book, you know, he's gonna bandaid, well, he's gonna fix this, fix that. He didn't fix anything. He just put a little. Well, he made it worse. Yeah, 2% bandaid on it. And I think that's initially when he got them suckered in. Then he put three fifths of a bandaid on it.

Once he had the black sucker in at that point on, then they started getting the free stuff, the free checks, and then I think they got used to that. And then I just really think social media. I think the social media, I think that was the icing on the cake, and then being afraid to speak for themselves and getting content. Getting content just being in North Philly, cake and then being afraid to speak for themselves and getting content.

Getting content just being in North Philly, just getting content because they're getting the checks, they're getting by. It's normal to go to jail for 10 years. And I don't think they, you know, and I don't think they get the first opportunity to see what they really could do or could be because the government is so involved that they keep them suppressed in like a little box and whenever they come out they throw the racist BS and now they're coming to the white man with Spanish man or whatever maybe and they already have a stigma, they already

have a preconceived notion of the white guy or whatever maybe and I think that's in my opinion that's the issue. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have enough old Bommafones to catch an alien. This episode is brought to you by subreddit surfing live Saturday March the 9th comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Sit Eugene sit. Good dog. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh on these topics and one day that just the mic's gonna be on and somebody recorded it of him going on this Massive racial tirade. Yeah, it's just gonna end everything for him And you know what you just gave me an idea Because I talked about this a year or two ago when we first learned about our buddy Tommy MSCS media

I should go on this show You know and now I can't even get out of this show. He's getting huge cats So I don't think I could even get booked out the show I should reach out because I could probably get him talking down a certain path I think so. I think I could maybe make this happen Eric. That's a good idea You should definitely do it and then try to get your own Etsy version of his neon sign behind him put it on your wall I'll be like Tommy Why do you think that the black people jump higher and run faster

and the white people out there? We think that's all about how to get them. Jimmy the Greek. What about the head of BLM that bought that $8 million mansion? Like, where do you think those funds came from? Yeah. What type of rich was that person, do you think? I thought that. What did you used to call those fireworks back in the day?

You know that you would break them and shoot them around the neighborhood? That's what I go on the stomach, Josh, show us what I asked that question. All right, what have we done today? We've done it all, Bob and Sherry Show banana bag.org, Johnny Kush, fucked a real dial very romantically I have to say petty broken skull quit everything

scorches dream is to make bagels for a living who are these broadcasters this Sunday night at 8 p.m. Eastern a special time. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. a special time. You know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show we tease a podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts? We play a quick clip and check it out. Hey, welcome back to Horn Dogs. Whoa, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh You were just talking about, do gay guys ever pull out? Why would they pull out? Yeah, I know. Why would we pull out?

No, I don't think we ever do. I think if it is, is because you want to see a load, because some people are into the size of the load. Oh, yeah. Yeah, but you're not pulling out not to give someone an SED, because you've already given it to them. Have you gotten your face come down before? A few times, but it's really not my thing

I feel very degraded, you know, do you yeah? I don't know that doesn't make you feel hot. No, I don't really like it I don't like it now. I do like you know, I don't even like coming on another guy's face I feel like it's weird because you know you're you're you're there for a long time and you're just like jacking off And explain to me why coming of another guy's face is weird. I get it. I get it. Eric, I feel like you're upset that you were not this episode. I kind of, I think I'm relieved.

I think I'm pretty relieved that I don't have to be here next week. Sometimes people watch these teachers like, oh, I want to be on that show. Not this one. This one comes in a suggestion from discord. Got Dernright says, two guys talk about how horny they are in an uncomfortable detail. Seriously, I only got through 10 minutes, but they hit the ground running immediately. The Mexican guy talks about how much he likes munching dick right in front of

his pregnant wife. Well, that sounds fun. So that's what we checking out a show called Horn Dogs. That the way they start their show has to be mixed in with the girls at the end going brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr EricNago.com. What else do you want to promote while you're here, buddy? CompoundMedia.com. That's where you can go and find all the great stuff that Anthony Kumia does and all the other shows that we have on there. We don't know when Anthony's going to be back yet. So we've been filling in with co-hosts and other people from Compound and this Tuesday for Halloween. Our own Carl here will be back with Eric Zane filling in for Anthony and there will be dressing accordingly for the Halloween theme.

They were so I've been told. Yeah, so they'll be a prize given away for the best costume. All right. I'm just going to be covered in semen. Hey, I'm the guy for more dogs. I'm sorry. You got to the compound media.com go there, subscribe. And for my show It's ArcNagle.

It's ArcNagle.com. You can find it on iHeartRadio and the video version on our YouTube channel also under It's ArcNagle. Definitely check out EricNagle. It's EricNagle. Buddy, thank you so much for coming on the show. I really appreciate you showing up this time. Yes, that was impressive.

Despite Dr. Steve, although I was tempted for the amount of money he was throwing at me, he said, I think it'd be great if you didn't show up again. I was just going to say people definitely lost money. On the fact that you showed up to pay up Chris. Oh, man. I don't feel like paying. Brian Johnson texted me saying, fuck, you showed up. All right, so we're good.

Well, I also sent his lovely wife, a wink if she wanted to be a review girl. So you can let him know that. She gets Zeyon to do that sometime. We should get Zeyon. Zeyon, I should mention is a, an addition to who are these broadcasters. She reads the reviews for them.

The lovely Zeya Anderson. So very nice. Yes, that's a pretty good get for those guys. All right Eric Thank you so much for coming on body. I really appreciate it. Thank you. Thank you both a pleasure to come on here and Sit with you guys. Thank you very much. No doubt please join us again next time It might be the episode where we find out what's for all who are these podcasts? Well every Starting in the mush this of morning radio. And now to show these clothes right now. Okay, great show.

Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Internet news with Lucy Taifox. From Patreon, bot Jonah has an inquiring mind. Carl, I have to know. Does it upset you that Jacked Up Review Show is objectively the best podcast theme song ever? The WATP is serviceable for the format, but every time I hear Jacked Up, I get a rationally

angry that it isn't your official anthem. Please validate me, this pisses troll hunter off. Don't you ever speak to Carl with that tone again bot? What Carl does is what Carl wants. Spunky Frash has a request. I need a picture of John desperately clinging to Vinnie, who is big and fat and shaped like a buoy, as he tries to keep from drowning in a dark, cold ocean. Muk-Raker notes, I didn't realize that one could be a nerd and also a dumbass. Seems a bit of a contradiction. Dang lizard. As Mr. Melinda's our science teacher should know, if vegetables are cut, their surface

area is increased, which increases the area on which bacteria can grow, meaning his pre-cut vegetables go bad even quicker. Maybe Joey C. can explain that better. Christopher Martin. First time I heard patotes, he was hilarious. Also, Kendi is the greatest addition to the show. Michael Dammers. Do people seriously enjoy Kindi?

We get it, you're snarky and a badass. Yuck, people pointed this out after her first appearance, and now that's her thing, more females that aren't annoying, please, like Lucy, thanks. Aww. BoA Krunko Pines, Huzzy joining the show, essentially with a suicide vest on, is infinitely more entertaining than someone like Brian Johnson, aka Drupidog personified, Suck at Piazzos, and from Reddit, Business Beetle Posts, how I know WATP has made it.

I skipped the first couple minutes, and now two more times in the show. Congrats, Carl, Getty Lee's Thumb counters with, what, and miss hearing about the wonders of Banana Bag, Philistine. Joggerlicious, I don't want to tell Mr. Marketing Guru how to suck eggs. But getting the phrase banana bag slappers into a future episode of WATP would be peak sponsor integration. Gigrissy. Talk about being on the same wavelength.

Carl may have thought of Jimmy Valmer after listening to Vern, but all three of these chuckle foxes made me think of those sped kids' bark meets at the new school in Cypress Creek. Leonard Smalls, 100% with Carl on Dazed and Confused. I can't fucking stand Richard Link later. I still miss that broad and her adorable little list. Go fuck yourself. Severe piccolo claims. Sounds like Lucy wants to fuck fuck the burn and Ryan Rebalken plays us out with can you blame her? Eric you're a movie guy. What's your take on days and confused am I crazy to think that movie sucks? No, it is boring. I don't hate it, but it is boring. I did agree with most of what you were saying. And any, but anytime you talk about that movie, it's two lines. They go, I get older, they say whatever that bullshit is. And then

party at the moon tower. And then that was mostly because Fez kept using it. So he became a big Ron and Fez thing. Well, the only way I enjoyed from it is, you got a joint. No, it'd be cooler if you did. Good line. No, that one too. Yeah. But it's not that it's not catty shack. You know, there's a lot of quotes from catty shack I could use very few from basic abuse. It's just not a funny movie. But yeah, this is an exclusive club. Wang, don't tell him you Jewish. Infinitely better.

All right. This guy gets it. Let's let's just a voicemails. What's up, let's just a voicemails. What's up, jumpers? It's time for another edition of Carl's Correction Corner. Just like an act of violence, isn't someone trying to get your Patreon or your channel struck. Face-to-face over Zoom is in face-to-face.

Same time the face-to-face is like the misfits when you got your fucking jaw broken and got laid out like a punk bitch that you are. So if you go on tower gang, the zoom, it's not face to face, tempered. All right. I will be on tower gang this week, I believe. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Wednesday night. There haven't been was that the gay show we yesterday? Yeah. Tower gang bang. Tower gang are the guys who make a lot of gay jokes. They're very edgy. So I'll have to make sure I'm real edgy that night. Be ready for that. Gary and San Diego's having these phone calls where he recounts his conversations he's having with the neighbor and his wife and this whole thing. So fake Gary picked up on this.

It called into the show. Hey Carl, this is Gary from San Diego. I was having coffee with Julian Sandy this morning and both of them broke down crying. I said, Sandy, Judy, what's the matter? They said simultaneously, well, we're concerned about you, Harry. We're genuinely concerned about you, little. But you are so absorbed with this podcast that you've created subconscious projections to have conversations with as content for your voicemails.

I said, Sandy, Judy, what are you talking about? And then Sandy says, well, you know how Carl and John was less than two miles from each other at Florida? I said, yeah, I'm more of a bag. She said, well, what if John runs in the car all in Florida, like a public, or a wind dixie, or a buckies, or a waffle house, or a Walmart, or at Home Depot. I said, oh, yeah, you said that last week, well, I got something more to tell you.

John allegedly has been training with the Viet Cong when he said he was on vacation in Jamaica. And she said, what kind of training? I said, well, you know, you have trained in the art of improvised jungle spear traps hiding from scalplanes while transporting arms through the Ho Chi Minh Trail and advanced weapon training with the AK-47. A Kalashnikov. I said, wow, if he ambushed Carl, battle a bone-tongued style, he could really name them. She says, yeah, he could really name Carl or take him as a POW or worse. Anyway, that's just another warning. Why don't you move in with me in San Diego? I'd be nice for you to have some company

to keep you safe. Well, don't wanna forget my catchphrase. You know my catchphrase, right Carl? Yeah. Vento oil risk and literally drive you crazy. That is the one. So quick peek behind the curtains. When the voicemails come in, I get an email and the email tries to transcribe them. So I saw this come in. Hey, Gary and San Diego. And then all that stuff you just heard, I thought it was really Gary and San Diego admitting that he makes up all these fucking conversations. I was like, well, that's kind of funny.

And then I go to pull him last night. And I hear that. I was like, oh, it's you heard on that. Yeah. I thought that was thorough Gary. Okay. I'm being corny. Hey, man.

What a great show you have. I think it might be the best show ever. Okay. This one to tell you that. East. I think you're be the best show ever. Okay, this one will tell you that. I think you're the greatest voicemailer ever, sir. That was a fantastic voicemail. That sounds fake to me. Nope, that was real.

Sounds like one of those prep services. Nope, that was a real voicemail that came in organically, Eric. Adario. That was kind of funny, the banana bags lapper. I thought that was a pretty good idea. The nut news segment here, someone else with some banana bags ideas. W-A-E-T-P. ASEXY, I've heard you talking about that banana bags stuff a lot lately banana bags and you're making your convincing argument of I'm considering making a purchase but it got me to think in since you seem to like the man of bags so much have you ever

tried the lamb bags I see what he did there. Dude, if you have never tried Yambags, you should try them. They are delicious. Oh, yeah. No matter of fact, I have a couple of Yambags right here that I would very much like to share with you. So, uh, call me back. I will save it for the horn dog show. Yeah, that's what I wanted to do with that in this show. I'll tell you that. Deluxe on the left coast, calling into the show. And one of the things people don't know about this show is that when I introduce new characters, whether it's a review girl or a co-host, I have to get Deluxe approval in order to keep them on the show.

Carl Deluxe on the left coast shows have been fire with an exciting time in the dabble verse, the growth. This week awesome to see all the D-listers, Vince the lawyer of Vinnie, Carlos D going after, instant A-lister, still awesome. Vince the lawyer, something mentally, just start with you, bro. You got something wrong with you.

Secondarily, Vinnie, she's a keeper, Liker, first appearance, a little too aggressive, last time out. Very good, big to hair, if she wants to get the sugar that experience, send her out to get a 10 and you pour beach for a week. Last but not least, Lucy type box, sell the hot sauce under her name, you'll get the perverts like me, You'll get the awesome people and you get the hipster tattoo crowd. You can sell it at events. Please.

All right, Deluxe approving both kindie and Lucy type bites. Good to know. Ladies, your jobs are safe. Deluxe gave you the thumbs up and approval. All right, more days to confused, controversy's time. The girl, you fucking asshole.

Don't ever say days to confuse those in the good, but it's not. It's one of the best. One of the best. It's so fun. Sure, I'll fuck up you more on. Love you, sure. Now listen every week.

Thank you. Obviously you're smarter than John Hey love the show just you got a shitty take on that Larry. They think I fuse fucking rocks at home. Love you coming back bitch That's not true I'm here's my theory on Dazing and Fuse because I remember it came out when I was in high school. And all my friends liked it because it's about drinking beer and being cool and then to school and all that kind of stuff. But subjectively, it's like we talk about goonies.

People are age who grew up and when they were kids, they saw goonies, they thought the movie was great. Go back and watch it. It's garbage. It's not good at all. people get very upset with you they're like well how could you say goonies isn't great or days and views is great because they're objectively not. They're generational movies yes it's like when other movies around that time when they comes through like um reality bites um that Ben's still a movie like oh movies fantastic it's like no it's fucking garbage it really isn't that good Empire records is another one

because some people Really love that movie and you just watch like this is all just schlock Lucy's one of them and I was like I've never seen it She's you've never seen I'm like well looks really boring. Yeah, and I don't know if she had a comeback for that When people try to put out those memes like it's Rex Rex Manning Day, like, is it, it's the same as like when they try to do mean girls, it's October 3rd. And what? There's nothing. I'll admit, there's nothing there.

I'm a fan of the movie Spaceballs, but I could never defend it. No. If anybody watched Spaceballs by a girl, this is funny, like, no, it's not. I liked it when I was a kid. I thought it was funny, but it's not. I didn't like the goonies when I was 15 I got shit for that Produced her Chris before his time oh I've always been a cram engine like a hipster

How did Chris Bertha's mouth the a pizza before it was cool watch out How did Chris Bertha's mouth, the A.P. to be four was cool. Watch out. Hangin' out on his roller skates at the roller rink by the Pac-Man machine. Holy shit. Wow. Been reading my diary. No shit. He knows you.

Does leather suede with the orange stoppers and the orange wheels? He might have lost it on that one. Alright. Here comes a harmless voicemail. Hey, Carl. It's one of your Mexican listeners just leaving an innocent little voicemail for the rest of the Mexican listeners. Okay. Cool. The Inchilada is in the case though. The Inchilada is in the case though. Initiate plan. Uno. Oh, no. What does that mean?

That sounds ominous. I don't know. It's something could be bad. But K-SOS involved. He said that right before the hurricane wiped them out over in Ocapoca. We'll never hear from him again too soon. Yeah, this is Horace, Kamenacia from somewhere in the Ozark mountains. Got two. The shell is down at the area in Brotherhood, wanted to know why you're so fussed up about counting your Mexican fans on one hand. When there's literally tens of thousands of us keeping you in beers, you can even lift a pay to salads. We even give you the seat of honor at the annual Paying Cain Clunch on Carl.

You're doing your peer blooded brothers wrong. You can't put that. I can't see in my catchphrase. White power, white power, white power, white power. Some catchphrase, sir. There's also my handshake that goes along with that, but I know that. All right. Hey, Carl, man. I know a lot of people are giving you a hard time about the editing, and it just sounds like shit, but I got to say, I agree, man, last week, the editing on that fucking episode, it fucked my wife. What? So that might not be a big deal to you, but that's a big concern for me, okay?

That's a problem. I ain't no cuck like you. Okay? So this is quite abnormal when I was like podcast episodes. It fucks my wife. So just keep that in mind for next week, man. You gotta fire it. I heard an extra kid or something, man.

Okay. Yeah. I could use a Kasevich. So that's a terrible idea. The editing was so bad it fucked his wife. You have to the guck. I hope it came out of the tits. No, not in a straight relationship.

Nope. Good point. All right, Gary and Sandy Ago and Sandy are doing skits and how it appears. I have to show, don't get upset. Don't get upset with Gary. Hey Sandy, this is the first time I've seen you where you're not crying in a while.

Come on, you look happy. Little Gary, well I am actually. I have got a brilliant plan for Carl, and I call it the Bug Out Plan. The Bug Out Plan? Tell me more, which is Bug Out Plan? Tell me more. What's this Bug Out Plan? Well, listen to this.

OK, every time Carl's in Florida, and he finds out that Stuttering John is on his way down, he has been a bug out. You go back to Rochester. How about that? Well, that's a great idea. If he bugs out, he has no chance of running into Stuttering John and he won't get hurt. If he won't get mained, that's a great idea. Let me just add

one little corollary. If Stuttering John moves down to Florida permanently, Carl's got to put his house up for sale and move back to Rochester or move somewhere like three or four hundred miles away at least. So he doesn't run into Stuttering John. Anyway, I like to hear what Carl thinks about your bugot plan. Congratulations on that brilliant idea. Maybe Carl will throw you a few shuckles for that brilliant idea. Love it, Gary. That's great Glank you approved. Okay. Rock and roll. All right. I don't pay voice mailers. They're better than Bob and Sherry though.

They either do a good chemistry. Those too. You should sell these. You should sell these to those prep services that do the fake phone scams and the fake callers and stuff. Take yours, say they're yours and then collect all the money. No, I get a better idea. Best of voice mail CDs. If you sign up for our monthly premium, I'll burn these out of CD and mail them to you.

Enjoy them with your whole family. All right, this is a weird one. So I called last week and made a comment about Carl's skateboarding and Carl said I was confused. I was not confused. I was very drunk. I know this because I've been drunk before and that's what it sounds like. But also I think Carl is confused. You don't like days of confused. Do you like American graffiti or are you a asshole? Come on Carl, get it together. All right, I have to admit something that I'm not proud of. I have never seen American graffiti. It's okay I need to see it. It's boring. It's boring. It's another generational thing like my dad love that movie. It's a good star wars

It's the prequel Yeah, it's boring. It's a it's a generational film like who gives a shit that Richard Drive is in it and and Ron Howard is and it doesn't say no more watching it tonight. There's two actors that are good. I like it. It's all it takes. You like them. I think Richard Drive is a character was one of the best parents actually. Yeah. If you want a movie from that time, that was actually pretty good. Look for a movie called Hollywood Nights. Yes. It's Tony Danza acting like Tony Danza. Frank Drescher is a whore through the whole movie and gets naked through it. And then the guy who I can't remember his name, he played Arles on HBO. Oh yeah. Yeah. That guy. He's like the lead comedic actor in the movie. The whole thing is pretty good. Don't need

to worry about American. Well, I guess pretty good. Don't need to worry about American graffiti. Well, I guess this person was comparing American graffiti to Dazing Abuse. He wasn't just throwing out mid-70s movie options. No, it's kind of like a meandering. Yeah. All takes place in like a short amount of time. Got you.

Kind of anyone listening, start throwing in just 70s movies. Yeah, I probably won. I knew there was a W in there. Thank you very much.. I just love that he goes, Oh, yeah, American graffiti. They give very basic views socks. You must think that sucks too. And then E-Rex just like, Well, we named three movies that are pretty good for that decade. Okay. I gotta give you something fair enough. Here's a joke.

Hey, what's the difference between Stuttering and John and the $5 hot and ready pizza? A $5 hot and ready pizza can see the family of four. That joke was originally about black people, but it also works this way. It does. Yeah, actually works better. I think. He saved it. He saved it. That's why why he got he made the list. All right, two more voice males, both in the same person, and I'm going to tell you right now, it's worth it. Hey, some guys at work were teasing me about like something like, I haven't sex with my dog in peanut butter. got uh...

and uh... try it but i just don't understand why i had to talk to you about our my dogs that i figure i could just talk to dogs that without the peanut butter i don't know what i'm missing but uh... i don't know just want to maybe point me in the right direction alright thanks guys

beneath that okay so i did play because it he's had Vinnie's back. But also, because of the next voice melody follows that one up with. Hi, this is Bill Schirmer. I called in a little while back about my dog and the peanut of water. I forget if I use my name or not, but if I did, please just keep this private. If my wife, Melissa, I would never find out, it would destroy my entire family. She's a local trominor here at the hospital in Buffalo. If you know, if I trust you, please keep that private.

It would utterly destroy my entire life, my kids' life, her life. Yeah, it is. Please thank you. I hope you understand. destroy my entire life, my kids life or life. Yeah, it is. Thank you. I hope you understand. All right, I do understand Bill Shermer. And I just want to say if anyone knows Melissa Shermer in Buffalo, do not tell her that Bill is sucking off the family dog with peanut butter on its penis. All right, nobody tell Melissa that.

It would really fuck things up for him. Yeah, I got you. I use the voice option on the Bob and Sherry app to let them know either We really should call into the Bob and Sherry show and leave some voice files if we can get on there although That's one of those tree falls in the woods. Yes. Yeah, I don't know if anyone would know if it actually happened or not in the woods. Yes. I don't know if anyone would know if it actually happened or not. I wish he just called with random Patrick Michael clips out of context. Just leave him on there and then they probably will go to it because they don't understand what it means. What was that showed was a David Mahoney that was almost completely run by voice bells? Yeah. David Mahoney, like every segment they would would start off with a voicemail, and then they would comment on it. That could use the Patrick Michael treatment.

When you did that show, and that was, I don't know if you did them before John Boy and Billy or whatever it was the reverse, but you had two weeks in a row where you were talking about how these shows weren't live. They were pre-recording like in the afternoon, the day before. Yeah. So I decided to look into it, and I'm amazed how many shows are doing that now. Like if they're not syndicated but they'll put them on multiple stations in a region. Like if you have a station that's called Star and you own it in several cities in a state, they'll just simulcast the programming through that stuff. Most of their shows aren't live I also found out that these stations don't have like the dump button. They don't have a delay

Right, so they're not allowed to take any live phone calls So they have to pre-record everything before it could go on the air So if you don't have to be live at the moment then you don't have to be on live as it's happening so they just Record everything the day before and then the inserts from their news service feeds or traffic and weather and all that shit get dropped in into the playlist and nothing's live. And even those inserts are probably AI generated. So it's not even people talking. So I think you're onto something there Eric because I was taking a bag by the fact that we're listening to a morning show driven by voicemail something you've never heard that

Radio show. Yeah, take all of us on a radio show not listen to voicemails, but your rights because none of these people want to get up at 4 a.m. And go into work. It's actually pretty smart. Yeah, they don't talk about anything um, relevant going on. You're not talking about, you know, Monday almost every show, no matter what the format is, we'll talk about Monday night football results or or shit going on with Taylor and football. It's it's too big a story not to. They don't touch on that. They don't touch anything involving the war, the president, any of that stuff. I'm not saying you have to get political, but these are just everyday news headlines that they're not addressing the morning. These things are happening, Right. And how radio allows that to happen is beyond me. No, they're talking about stories like this one thrift store, ask people to stop donating used and unused sex.

I said I was sorry. A charity run thrift store in Wales is asking supporters to stop donating their use and unused sex toys. They support a children's charity and are asking donors to be careful what they bring to the store. Is that that crazy or what Eric? That marijuana guy that hates you is going to be like, wow, when I put all my mileage into this thing, I could just bring it to the thrift store. Wow, I don't

know, I don't know if he listen to this later to the show. Somebody will send it to them. Because those of you who kindly donate, please be mindful that we are a children's charity. And as such, have a range of adios at our wonderful, but we'll do to make those children's sizes. The ones that have like pepper pig on the side of it, right? The hymen buster. Here's blue-y.

Alright, I gotta get the fuck outta here. I don't know. I don't know. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye!

A plane has hit Irewatch Icarly. Oh, my God, it's mom. Boom! Boom! I'm like, I'm like, Great says, Bob and Top did this story a few days ago. They probably did. I went to a website, they'll look for like crazy,

odd news stories, and on there was the four-demand games. That was the first thing I saw in there with the other thing that they were talking about on the Bob and Sherry show. All right, thanks again, Eric. You're the best. Thank you.

Yikesies! and Sherry show. All right, thanks again, Eric. You're the best. Thank you. See ya.