Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep458 - Horn Dawgs Podcast

Episode Date: November 2, 2023

This week we listen to wannabe comics talk about gay stuff and for once it's not us. Jonathan and Steve are sometimes boring, sometimes graphic, and always horny. If you ever wanted to know what goes on in those gay clubs like the one where they found Vito Spatafore, it's everything you thought. Every single thing. Lucy Tightbox and Trucker Andy both join the show to discuss which are the best drugs to use before having gay sex. Then we hear Joe Rogan and Elon Musk eat pizza right next to the mics. After that, the saga with Kevin Brennan laughing at Matthew Perry and Stuttering John pretending to be outraged by it followed by John attempting to hurt my feelings by looking at photos of me from various company outings and threatening to rent my house for a month. If that's not stupid enough, we check in on a segment from Scorch with T-Ri. And finally, it's one of the craziest editions of To Catch An Alien yet. https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://bananabag.org/watp Use promo code WATP for 25% off your purchase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is a show hosted by Jonathan and Steve and these guys, one of them is married to a woman. The other guy is very gay, but I think they're both gay. Actually, before we start playing clips, let me ask you, are both of these guys gay It's hard to tell okay, so Jonathan is for sure gay. Yeah, the gay one. He is very openly gay. Yes, but there were a couple of times We're Steve made comments about like oh, yeah Maybe I might like the penis and I was like yeah, okay, I didn't pull the clip

But at one point he was talking about this dude who kind of looks like a chick But he didn't carry their way because this dude was so hot he wanted to suck him off and I went something something like a guy would say Yeah, he was talking about pencil dicks on the episode that I listened to and he doesn't even know me I know right it was impressive fuck Oh dear he he when he was talking about him He kind of made it sound like he got fucked by one. So well I had to get fucked by a dick. That's the one I'm picking out of the I think Steve is just so horny that he'll take anything that he can get. Oh, is that what it is?

Yeah, I think he's one of those guys. He's very very horny guys get ready for a real horny episode today I know it's no not no vapor. It's going to be tough for all you out there to keep it in your pants. Once we get into this, I'm going to start off with Jonathan talking about this gay club that he goes to called the eagle. And I don't know if he's been bragged docious, but he has a pretty good luck there. It was the eagle. Okay, so the eagle I just have a lot of good luck there. Yeah, yeah, a lot of good luck. what kind of because there are kind of all different kinds of

Gate bars. It's it's a hard core leather fetish bar 70s and 80s vintage porn playing everywhere. It's black. It's red light. It's it's Ronshi the bartendels. So this is no joke. The bartendels will sometimes up their tips, take off their jock straps or their thongs or whatever, take out their fully erect cock, which is in a cock ring, that's why it's erect, while they're working, shake it around, and people will tip more. They have fetish displays. It's a cool ass bar.

It's a great bar. So we start out by saying he has good luck there, hooking up. This is like it'd be that challenging. If the bartenders are whipping up those cocks and everyone's got their dicks out all the time, it's like, yeah, and you know what, every time you get, I get lucky. Well, yeah. What's the game in that? I thought I was in a good bar. They had the

Dallas game and the Miami game out at the same time. I was like, wow, this is a cool bar. That's nobody took a cock out though. Game birds are so weird because, like, as a straight man, I like sex, but I have other interests too. So I might want to watch the world series. Or I might want to listen to music that I enjoy. But gay guys, when they go out, it's only sex. They don't even play music that they enjoy. No, no one loves any songs. It's all like aggressive house music.

Could you imagine if you're the DJ that you're watching this shoot, you're just like, I thought you guys liked those tunes tunes everyone's dancing and fucking inside Thought you guys are into that shit. I can play showtunes if that's what you want to hear I didn't know I got mom and me I ready to go The choices I could have been playing right down this time you guys seem to be really into this house music That was playing so you heard it say he goes at this club called the eagle and they play house music What's the address dick South we'll talk about that offline. So then he brings up the other things

that are going on at this place. Like they have, oh, like wet short contests where they like spray your shorts and it glums on and everything. Yeah. These guys are pulling their dixau but they also have wet short contests. Like, that's like having a wet t-shirt contest at a strip club.

You're like, I don't care about that. That bottomless strip club. Yeah, right. Yeah, like, oh, it's probably a white t-shirt to get wet. If you want. Sure, I'll use my imagination. I'm more of a sophisticated gay that likes to leave things to the imagination.

Right. Just want to see the outline through some wet shorts. Thank you. All right. So I think that kind of gets the vibe going for the episode that we're going to be doing today. I'll hand it off. Lucy type box brought the most clips. Oh boy.

So I'm going to have you go up Ding Ding and show us what you picked up on from this show. Carl and I were like, I just can't take this anymore. I'm very glad that Lucy's here. I didn't grab a lot of clips. I knew you were bringing some and you were bringing some and also I just can't take this anymore. I'm very glad that Lucy's here. I didn't grab a lot of clips. I knew you were bringing some and you were bringing some and also I just, I had it off. Yeah, that's fine.

John's back this week. I have seven hours of something John to go through from due date for the show. Oh my God, I'll do that. That's fine. So I happen to listen to the only episode where they're not constantly talking about sex. I'm sorry to hear that.

I know, it was kind of shocking. So because of that, most of the episode was them talking about their fathers, which was just lovely. It was hot. It was great. It was so, so wonderful. He didn't play catch with me.

He didn't seem to be interested in anything that I was interested in. No, but he might have something more in common with you, actually. OK. Jonathan's father has something that might be very similar to what Carl has. So if you would play my clip number seven, you will hear about these guys who are supposed to be talking about horny men's stuff. And then instead they talk about

this. So he got hurt and it was because of his feet. His feet are so deformed from a little boy. He's always had very deformed feet. They're like something. Guys, they're like something Guillermo del Toro thought up. What do they look like? They look like gnarled like monstrosity. Like the worst feet you've ever seen. You've ever seen.

My feet are not to fall. I was born clubfooted. I feel it not to Ford Lucy. Well, we'll need a foot comparison to be able to tell for sure. So you and Jonathan's dad, I expect that. I expect that. All right. I wasn't expecting that to be the first club you played.

I wasn't expecting it to be. I was thinking you'd be German. All right. Well, if you'd like, we can go on to my next clip, which is going to be even better, because these two are going to be talking, which is going to be even better because these two are going to be talking about Jonathan is going to be talking about how his father used to his father with the deformed feet. Yeah, used to throw stray cats off a bridge and then he explains this all away by explaining my clip six. You know what it is?

The baby boomer generation I, was really affected by lead. There was lead in everything. And lead makes people crazy. The Roman Empire, that's why they were so brutal, because lead. I had no idea that lead would make you throw stray cats off a bridge. Hold on a second, how many history lessons

are we gonna get today? Because this is too bad for me. I don't wanna learn anything else. I'll say nothing more, though. Okay, I think his family's a troll. He's like deformed living under a bridge torturing animals. Weird was Genghis Khan into lead to, I'm confused. This is the common denominator.

Yeah, it's a little bit weird because definitely the symptoms of lead poisoning are not, you know, blood sacrifices, demonstrating power, reinforcing social order says you let's get Dr. Steve out here and find out. I don't know. It's true. It's more to actually a lens. A lot of fun. Uh, I prefer a lot of what it's a fluid. Trucker Andy, what did you pick up on from this show? Well, clip one, I feel like I've used this title for clip one for the last month, but I got this off to a bad start. This is the very first episode they ever did.

Okay. Oh, so I guess we gotta go, huh? Yeah. Alright, here we go. Hello, welcome to a Hornedogs podcast. We're gonna get a camera if you're gonna do the introduction. Hello. Welcome to the Hornedogs podcast. You gotta say your name and the new, if you wanna. Okay. Hello, welcome to the Horn Dogs podcast.

My name's Jonathan Sertarowel. And I'm Steve Hernandez, but you knew that. Come on, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro, bro You know, when they score, that's like, oh, there's much a gay guy's ready for them. Right? They've been proud, all right, cool. But every, all these episodes we cover that start off where you've had nothing but time to prepare for your first episode and you prepared. Oh, we got to start now.

Okay. Hey, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I think. How are you, how do we start this? You probably should have researched this. You, you had an intro on your tracks, right? I did yeah It's almost exactly the same thing So if you want to play my clip one you'll get to hear that all that whole thing again, but this is after they've rehearsed now They've had one whole thing. Yeah, sorry. I guess now would be better at it. Welcome back to horn dogs more dogs. Again, terrifying, absolutely terrifying. So if you are watching, you get to see Jonathan's facial expressions, but if you're not, and Carl will do me a favor of playing clip two, I will

narrate them for you because they are terrifying. Let's do this in slow-mo. So we are going to watch Jonathan first he is barking and doing the Steve Bouchemmi eyes. Then we get a lovely blink, which turns him into baby who wants a bottle. He looks again terrified. Oh, and now we are at the overly attached girlfriend meme face. Wow. A whole range of emotions. It's really intense. It's a lot really.

It's a lot really. It's something. Let me ask you both this in in the episodes you checked out, because I checked out episode four, were there commercial breaks in your episodes? No. All right, we'll check this out. This is fun.

For some reason Steve just in the middle of the conversation he goes, all right, we'll be right back. And this is specifically how this all plays out. We'll be right back. And we're back with horn dogs. I feel like mine was very realistic. That's John Candy dying. That's what that was. What if?

So I don't know if they think in the future they'll have advertisers, they need advertising slots for that or if they just want to do the dog thing. I think that they had to pee. Oh, you think that's what it is? Yeah, so I did have something very similar if you would play my clip 3. Okay, I'd be happy to. Damn, man, that is crazy. Yeah, we'll be right back.

And we're back. Oh, they doesn't even do the hand or a hard dog And then again, I just hate to take my friend on all fours yelpie like a dog. I really That's exactly how I did it. You said the help me. Yeah That's exactly how I did it. You said the help me. Yeah. It's weird that they bark so much, right? It's odd.

Yes. So I know a lot of gay guys. I've mentioned this before. My wife's a hairstylist. I've met a lot of gay guys. Never wanted to they barked around me. Not even a thing that's ever come up, but you're more like me now, right?

Yeah, right. I get that a lot. Sure. I mean, I think I also hear from them a lot of these. Yes, queen. But that's so much barking. I think it's interesting that they decided to call their podcast horn dogs because, you know, obviously that's where the barking is coming from.

But if you will play my clip five, you know, I don't like dogs, right? Yeah. Okay. And you know what? I don't love dogs that much. I like them and I've had dog pets. And they've lived a long, glorious, luxurious life. But here's the thing about us.

We're Mexican. Pandering to the Mexican audience, are you? Mexicans don't like dogs. Apparently not. And also, if you don't like dogs, why would you name your podcast? Horn Dogs. Oh, that was second.

Because English is my first language, so I'll explain this to you, Lucy. Explain it to me. Explain it to me. Explain it to me. It's spelled DAWGS. Oh, you know what I'm saying. Which is not the actual spelling for the animal

that is a house pet. I don't know if you do that. Then why are they barking so much? God damn it, you got me. Fuck, I thought I had her. I was already be like, you're on her? And that checked me. Yeah, and she got me with that one.

No further questions. All right, fair enough. Can we get back to the gay bar? I wanna think you guys do a gay bar. Can we get back to this gay bar? I wanna spend all your money at the gay bar. Let's spend all my money. Now, John is going to tell us about his first ever experience at the Eagle. This is the place that he loves going to where the music sucks and all the bartenders are whipping out their cocks and he gets

laid there. Everybody has a. Yeah. It's one of those places. So he's got a great story about his first time being there. The first time I went there, I was 23 years old. Yeah. I walk in, it is still daytime on a Sunday, which is their famous beer bust. Yeah. I decide, I want to make friends, so I go up to a group of daddies, right?

Hot daddies, they're standing in a circle. The hottest daddy reaches into my pants to see what I'm packing. Then he takes his two middle fingers and puts them up my butt. While we're all standing in a circle, it is still daylight out. There are still people probably at church and stuff like that. Did you like that? I kind of felt assaulted.

I know. You were sexually assaulted, sir. Why does it matter what time of day? That's a good point. That's a good point. He brought it up twice. Yeah, I know. Can you believe I was raped in daylight? 3 a.m. Yes, I can't go from day to day any The guys to being gay because it doesn't seem like being heterosexual. This would be frowned upon if I just walked up to a chair or illegal. Yeah, well illegal. I've learned I've been sure they got a dialet back.

Okay, so this is the part two to that story that you just heard about this circle of dudes who are shoving two fingers up each other's butts when they first meet each other. Two. Yeah. You know, this guy, this Middle Eastern guy who was very hot, took out his like beer can cock. And then this other like chubby guy around my age was sending X to him. And he took out his little dick

that was in one of those cock cages, right? So I don't even know if that's how little it was, because those cock cages like smoosh it down is like painful. And then he starts to suck off the Middle Eastern guy, while this other guy has his like fingers up my butt, and then he takes his fingers at my butt like, and then he goes, all right, go have fun,

and he spanks me on the ass. And that's my first introduction to the eagle. That was the crats. That was the reaction, that's, I had to steam that time, he was like, all right, that's you, watch out. Your day lights, that was daylight, you're talking about. I feel like I'm watching Bill Hater on SNL. Yeah, I know Stefan yeah, right the hottest club right now is called the eagle

And fisty a Middle Eastern guy with a horsecat everything God everything. It's God everything. Hey, anyone else you got over there? Okay, so it's you, sir. A sliding scale of gainus, apparently, and Steve is going to explain why he's not as gay as Jonathan and Clip 2. Oh, okay.

That's good to know. You know, because I'm not as gay as you by a long shot. Not at all. But he looks, he's rich and he looks clean. I don't mind sucking a guy with a like clean dick He doesn't like all dick. Yeah, yeah, whether it's just all pampered and soft. I'll suck that dick Yeah, okay, he's not as gay as Jonathan cuz nobody else, but he's very gay. Yeah, okay I need a clean circumcised dick meanwhile Jonathan's going to ask him out on a

I don't on a cut hog. In daylight. Right. There's like, there's a spectrum to the rainbow. Yeah. I think you're right about that. All right, let's get that out. I clip three, these guys get turned on by anything

and everything, including edibles. Do you get horny on edibles? Yeah. Okay. They don't make you into like a like a cat and heat. They make me, they turn me into some, although I do like last night I did 50 milligrams. That's not it. And it wasn't even, I was literally like, it wasn't even that much from like, oh my god. I wasn't. Yeah. I, if I do a

Tanner, I'm out of my mind. I used to be them laying on the ground. Yeah, I used to be weak like you Just 50 milligrams and it'll fuck anything that moves Or not do 50 milligrams and fuck anything that moves I do 20 milligrams in premature ejaculate in my That's my move, but I bet you look good doing it About you all right. Well if we're gonna talk about drugs, we'll get into some drug talk. News to me, gay guys like drugs. Who do?

So they're talking about poppers and the first 80 times they use poppers and those experiences and things like that. And then they talk about chem sex. I had not heard this term before of chem sex, but I think you'll pick up on it pretty quickly. They're chem sex, you know? It's the safest chem sex you could do. What do you mean chem sex?

Chemical sex. Yeah. So the other parts of chem sex are like meth, which I would never, I don't do because people just fall into a meth hole. Yeah. They die, you know? Yeah. There's so many people like just on meth, you know, gay guys just on meth.

Cause you could fuck for like three days. Yeah, but you don't get a heart on. That's the thing, but you're so horny. I'm like, it's a deal with the devil. It seems like, you know, it's like cocaine too. That's correct. Yeah, but cocaine you're annoying. I feel like meth, you're scary.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is so much hotter. Isn't Kim sex on the wheel of consequences? It is now. That's for sure. So this guy, he's in a world that's very different than mine. Wherever he was is doing math. I love this.

He's like, oh, you can fuck for three days, right? He's like, you can't fuck for a second. You can't get directions about. I'm so horny with a flashing cock. That's not fun at all. But also the fact that he says, yeah, the problem with Coke is it makes guys annoying, but with math, they're scary, which is hot.

He's turned on by scary methods. This is not going to end well for our friend Jonathan, I have a feeling. You guys know that they're both comedians and they consider themselves in show business. Yes. Okay, we'll get into more of that, but they talk about that quite a bit

as if they're comics that we should know who they are. They just performed in Colorado at a brewery, so. There's that. I think it's the brewery that Steve works at also. Oh, is that one of those? It's a pretender. Okay, because they probably performed there too. Steve's a bartender at a dive bar.

And they live out in LA. And then they drove to Colorado for a gig that paid them, I think, $150 or $200? Impressive. I'm listening. I will hold on a sec. I'm just saying with gas prices, I don't know if they're driving EV,

I don't know what they're up to, but it might be a wash at that point. It seems like a far drive for that kind of money, but what do I know? You got to make a name for yourself, come on. That's true. That's true. You got to grind.

Speaking of grind. At the eagle. Yeah. All right, so you're saying there wasn't a lot of gay talk That's true. That's true. You got to grind speaking to grind at the eagle. All right. So you're saying there wasn't a lot of gay talk in the episode that you uh, checked out. I mean, that was definitely some gay talk. Because what else is there on this? Yeah. I know. You would think I just was expecting more sex and then instead I got all the daddy issues, which was not at all really. They weren't talking point spreads of week three or something like that. Right? No. Okay. Thank you. Um, but I did get a little bit of some of the gay stuff.

So if you will play my clip 13, we are gonna hear about Steve's motives for starting out as a comedian. Okay. And we will find out that he's at least sort of straight. Okay, I got into comedy. I thought you were supposed to get good at something, make money from it,

and then say you could date 22 year olds. And now that's not okay. See, that's what makes you so not gay. But this is a problem for him. So he read Chris Tally's book, yeah, I did too. Yeah, and that is what he's supposed to do. So it's a problem for him because according to him, he's only attracting men.

So if you'll play my clip, then. Yeah, well, they talked about their sets, and it was funny. I hope I'm not stealing your thunder, but when they were talking about the show they did together in Colorado Steve had a follow Jonathan and see like it was tough following you because we talk about the same things Okay, could only imagine with that light thing wish I was more gay because I do know that Far more gay men find me attractive than I think. Well, here's what, then I think women find me attractive.

Nobody finds him attractive. I was gonna say, that's not a problem you have, sir. It's hard when we do shows together because you're a bit about fucking a bald little fat guy. It's similar to my bit about getting fucked by a tall skinny twink guy. Right.

People put two and two together and they realize what's actually going on. Well, there's speculation here that Steve isn't very gay. You heard him say it himself and he's very gay. Well, this is how I know that he is very gay. I saw the Taylor Swift movie. How'd you like that? You loved it. Okay.

He loved the Taylor Swift movie So I'm like, okay, we married to a woman or not. This has nothing to do with anything. This guy is definitely gay So he tells the story about how he bought nosebleed tickets to go see the eras tour I'm still about for $800 for two tickets and then as the show was creeping up He was able to sell them for $2,400 So he ended up selling those and going to the movie instead. Probably a good move. But he still is a huge fan of Taylor Swift.

But she's a little too popular. And they're also in show business, just like Taylor Swift is. So they can kind of relate to this and they know what's up. The phenomenon, we watch these people and pay thousands of dollars to go see her, like that, I'm starting to get a real bad taste in my mouth, very anti-Christy. And, you know, anybody, I think she's making a billion dollars off this one tour.

She's a billionaire. And whenever you cross into that threshold, it's like, oh, this person's a's a you know you and me are comedians We're the entertainment industry. We know that the only way to make it in this thing generally Is to just be a monster and so to be Taylor Swift to be selling out these stadiums inside of her must Lay this evil that is so deep. So according to him if you make it big in showbiz us the industry They're both trying to be in. It means you're a demon, which I was a little confused by. So he goes, Taylor Swift, I'm a huge fan of hers,

I paid way too much money for tickets. She's an anti-Christ, though. You're sitting next to a gay guy. I don't know, you guys are all Christ's like around here. I didn't realize that, but apparently, they're all concerned about Taylor Swift being the devil. So now they're going to start talking about selling out. And would you sell your soul there? Both like, oh, yeah, of course I fucking would, you know, I went over and this is what I call coping. I don't need that much money. You know what I mean? Like Taylor should make it open. No, no, no, no, I know. I for sure don't need that kind of attention. I really don't need that kind of some. You need some and it that kind. I need some, you need some, and it needs to be on your terms.

Absolutely. Yeah, absolutely. That's why I work at a dive bar in Covenast, though. Right. Yeah, so because I do like to say no to things that makes me laugh. But yeah, I don't need that much more money than I have right now.

That's a cope. That's why I work at a shitty dive bar, make almost no money. Who likes money? Who gives a cope. That's why I work in a shitty dinbar, make almost no money. Because I who likes money, give a shit. That's why I'm a substitute teacher. Right. It's very similar to that whole thing.

It's like, I'll drive for apples, so what? Well, I got it on three houses, like how would start? I mean, I'm not buying that at all. The other guy says that he would sell out to be on SNL. I think I would turn that down. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's so unfunny. I wouldn. I mean, that stink on me, but maybe on the asshole. All right, what else you got over there, Lucy? I see you look at your

notes. I see you checking out what number it is. You can tell what number it's going to be. I know that's the most complicated part. So something that I noticed, overall production wise, not entirely awful. I mean they're awful. No, it sounds good. They have the two camera thing going on. It's out of did well. Yeah, but but one problem that I had on the episode that I was listening to was that you get to hear Julia, who is Steve's wife, talking off camera, unmiked a lot. Like a lot, a lot. So we are going to check out my clip 12 and Steve, who clearly is not listening to

or caring about what his wife has to say is going to make a realization. Maybe he is straight, typical. Wait a second. I think he's thinking about gay men. Oh, God. But I do feel like there is a way that I like am not approached that other women, based on other women's expressed their

experience. People aren't talking to me like that. Okay, so what she said if I don't know if the camera or the things we're gonna be able to... We've had the air condition on the whole time. We have. I'm sorry. I'm not hearing it. Here. Okay, so we're not gonna add this out guys. Whatever, it's fine. And it's actually the air purifier. No, no, no. It does not matter. Also edit it out.

Yeah, I know. I hate that thing. It's like, isn't this great? Oh, it's just like, I'm professional and annoying. No, it's never great. And he didn't know what a microphone was. Because I'm not sure if the camera picked you up out of the other things.

There's the other things. Yeah, there was like a solid like seven minutes of her talking off my That annoys the show yeah, it was awful because if you want to yell something out or some people kind of pick it up And it could be fun, but when someone starts like fucking saying a sentence like you're either on the show or you're not they were asking questions Like don't ask her questions unless she's gonna be on the show, or at least has a mic. Right, yeah, in the episode I watched, they did the same thing where they went to her

and someone else in the room and started asking them questions. Like, you two are on the show. You two, I don't see David Letterman yelling off to some producer in the back. Who's our first guest today? Huh? That wouldn't be very professional.

Hall Shaper has a microphone.. Right, talk to him. I'll tell you the answers. Let me take over here for a second. And clip five, these guys are going to speculate about what body type they'd like to have if they were women. Okay. That sounds fun. We can do that towards. But I was a woman I'd want to have a big ass. Yes, absolutely. So, and big tits, controversial. But if I was a woman I'd want both big tits and big ass.

That's not controversial. Oh, yeah. I wanted all, yeah. I wanted all, I want to be fucking, I want to be out there, just pouring myself out. I got news for you, Steve. You're a wigan, some pronouns away from being mad. Yeah.

If you want it, you got it. If these people have never set in coach, you want a big ass if you're a woman, that's a horrible idea. It's a really bad idea. I love though that he's talking about the figure he would have. As he goes, yeah, I'd want to be fucking, okay, that's not what we're talking about right now, sir.

But okay, you want to jump the gun out of us. I wouldn't go down that road. What about you, Lucy? What kind of body would you want if you were a woman? Oh boy, I like mine. Good answer. Pretty happy in this one. Good answer. So does my buddy who I did the show with yesterday, Eric Zane? I like Eric Zane's body. Oh, if I was a man, I would want his body. Well, Eric and I were talking about our workout regiments yesterday. We're on the Anthony Kumya show together. I'll probably put it out as a Patreon.

Two specimens. If you have a yes. If you haven't seen me on compound yesterday, taking over for Anthony with Eric Zane, and you're gonna get excited about this. So Eric is a runner, but his arthritis and his knee is made of so it's difficult. Oh, baby.

Yeah, I know. I thought you're saying my language. I thought you were excited about that. I was actually getting excited about that. Yeah. He's getting his old man body going. What kind of mentholeted balm is he putting out in? Keep talking, keep talking. All right, let's get back to these hot guys.

I'm about to air excited. Holy crap. All right, well, clip seven, Steve is going to talk about some of the pitfalls of having three ways. You know, they have to time go wrong. Yeah. Anybody who has a lot of sex is not like a thing that's like, oh, this is, at this point, I think it would probably

be cool if it happened again, but I don't know. I don't know. I mean, anybody, if you've had three sums, you know, they go wrong a lot of times. Yeah. So it's not worth it. And I played this clip to kind of set up the rest of these clips. There's two different types not worth it. I played this clip. Yeah. To kind of set up the rest of these clips. There's two different types of three. Something like that. Well, right. Yeah.

It's not worth it either. You got to, you got to like warm up. You got to convince the two ladies to do all of the four play. You don't preheat the oven and I'll swoop in like a swish trucker. Let go. And I'm following up ladies. I got yeah. Yeah. Or if it's if it's another guy, you got to have the conversation, just keep your load away from me, you know, all these conversations that need to be

had. When it comes to organizing these three ways that are just not worth it. But now we're going to skip to clip 11. to organizing these three ways that are just not worth it. But now we're gonna skip to clip 11. Steve is gonna tell the most depressing three-way story I've ever fucking heard. That's always fun. All right, clip a lot. Then they started making out.

And they just kept making out and like hooking out. And they just kept hooking up and making out and like hooking out. And they just kept hooking up and making out. You were cocked by Julesby. You never want to hear, you still hear? If that really is three, so. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah.

Two plus one that won't leave. Yeah. Right. So this is every guy's worst nightmare. You think you're gonna have the time your life Yeah, you're just left out in the cold and it just gets even worse and clip 12. Oh, no, no But I tapped them and I said hey guys I know you probably didn't don't realize you're doing this, but you're leaving me out So if you could please include me,

that'd be really cool. Oh God, what a buzz kill. I mean, I'm sure they thought that too, but they're like, oh, sorry, they like laugh a little bit. And so what happened was that the girl I was with at that time, she just, they kept doing what they're doing, but she would just pat my arm every now and then. Yeah. Oh my God, I was gonna make a whole hand holding joke and that's great.

Yeah, I was so bad. She just offering him condolences on the death of his ego. Yeah, they're there. Sounds like a great lifestyle. You've chosen their Steve. Jesus Christ. And that's what I decided. I guess I'm gay.

Yeah, right. You guys will invite a bull in there And then at least eat the load out of one of them or something and get me a part of it some way some face In order to save God all right, this is getting too sexy for me lose any of your breakfast back here, please cool us off Well, I'm gonna go ahead and tell you then all about Steve's five and a half inch penis, which he apparently is very proud of. He talks about it a lot. It's in all of his comedy bits. OK.

So as long as we're talking about how sad his threesome was, I have clip number 14, which I pulled specifically for Huzie, actually, where Steve is going gonna be talking about his penis. It's a nice everyday dick. It's fine. It's good. It gets the job done. It's all everyday. It's a daily experience.

It's a daily experience. It's a daily experience. He's exceptional. So don't say that. Oh, yeah. But, yeah. I'm the Bruce Springsteen of Dicks. I would like to say, fuck you, Huzi.

Once again, for Springsteen of Dicks, I would like to say fuck you, Husey once again for springing spring steam on my damn bean He keeps set to be things about them too about episodes. They're putting out oh no springing spring steam on my bean or never Yeah, it probably only gets better. That's showing so fucking stupid. It's bad. So let me ask the guys here Five and a half you just round up right everyone's rounding up, that's a normal thing. Yeah, it's like being five 11, you're just, I'm six feet tall. Yeah, right, fractions, we're doing fractions now. Kind of advanced math course at Reid here.

Six, come on. I'm 51 and a half years old. Okay, fuck fractions. All right, now that we've learned that, I see you have another couple about penises. So they're gonna continue talking about penises in this clip. Okay. The rumor is that Frank Sohnatra had a huge cock, not big huge.

Yes. That people said that he was all cock. Yeah. Cause he was a little guy. Yeah. You know? What do you think about that? I hope that's not the case.

I just feel bad for the woman he was with. And what's? Why? Steve not take the like their comedians. Why did he not run with a joke immediately after? Steve not take the, like, their comedians. Why did he not run with the joke immediately after that? He was like, oh, I feel bad. Oh my God, I just feel really bad for those poor women who have been utterly destroyed.

Yeah. And all of the children that have been brought into the world because of it. Is this going bad to his thought that five and a half is the right size for a baby? It's just a guy, yeah. Poor women. I hate for them to have to deal with something

that's over six inches. Jesus Christ Can you imagine all cut? Oh, no So awful Why one more clip on here because we're talking about how they go to a gay bar and they're sucking each other off and everyone Shove fingers each other's butts and it just seems I think I introduced this whole segment with it just seems kind of easy Right, we've talked about this is straight man Gay men seem to have a pretty easy in order to get laid and hook up

But just it's a no-brainer for them. That's why they go out. That's what they're doing right well then he says this I'm confused yeah, and gay guys hate other gay guys so it's very it's very gay guys all gay guys hate other gay guys I hate other guys. I know I'm spooge of my face. You know what I mean? I'll show you take this. Yeah, man. In this their version of hate is very different from my version of hate.

So I'm I was confused by that. But they're the experts. Yeah. You know, I can't argue. Whatever they say goes. All right. What else do we need to hit on the this before we move on clip 9 Jonathan is gonna confirm what I always thought Okay sex the funny shit out of our assholes

Yeah, that's why when you hate gay people. It's like why we already have it bad enough Punishment is we have to clean shit out of our pussy's every time we want to fuck Good that's actually the right thing to do. I have to tell you. That's the thing guys do. Just rude not to. Right, yeah, exactly. It's a literal shit show.

That's right. Right. I've just, I got, You got to enjoy the process. He's dancing like this is a chore or something like that. It's like it's all part of the process here. Make it fun. I'm the weird, I think shit is gross.

So I don't know why you want to incorporate it into your love. No, anybody's saying is they think it's girls too. They don't want it on each other's peckers. I know, but it's just a whole ordeal that you got to explain the stand. I don't know. I'm not when he's putting down on me.

Show him. Yeah. Fine. All right. Get over here. I learned by doing, Carl. Your hands on. Yeah. When it comes to gay sex.

All right, fair enough. Okay, but in Clip 10, Jonathan's perception of straight sex is even crazier than my perception of gay sex. Okay, interesting. Yeah, you pump a parasite into a woman and it sucks the life out of her. Your sex is, is in fact crazy. It's actually crazy if you think about straight sex and then giving birth.

It's crazy. It's like a monstrous thing. Um, that's true. Someone is like, baby. Yeah. I never once had sex with a woman hoping she would give birth. That's true. That's a very good point. Yes. It doesn't happen immediately after either. It probably realizes that.

Right. You know what I mean? Like a monster movie. Yeah. You're not in between sessions. You're just like, what the fuck is that? That's our kid. God damn it.

Yeah. The merocyte. The miracle of a life that almost every species on the planet experiences is way crazier than reverse engineering a bowel movement. Okay. So, I never really learned something. I see what you did there.

Yeah. And now I guess I'm seeing it today. I do have a palette Clint. I know we're all horny now. Do you have anything left? I have something before your palette Clint. I have a make everybody want to die. This is going to be Steve just saying some die. This is going to be, Steve, just saying some stuff.

It's going to be clip 11. Okay. So a guy's just looking at me and they go, oh, I want that hunk of beef. Yes. I want to fuck that fat hole, that kind of stuff like that. Everybody wants to fuck him, but only men. Yeah.

That's too bad. Because he's kind of gay, so. Yeah. Well, I mean, I guess it works out. Although, is that like like I just don't imagine Wanting to fuck his fat hole you can't imagine not one I can't imagine wanting to that that's the big I bet too I guess we're all this is he just like playing that high-pitch Eric elephant boy car We're just like I can't get laid by the opposite sex so I'll, I guess I'll just lean into trying to get some from guys to maybe try

to get anything from girls or guys. That's all they both did that right? My inbox is full of guys who want to fuck me. It's just nice. I just have to keep writing back like I appreciate it. It's not the thing I do, but I'm just so attractive to all these gay guys. They want to fuck your fat hole. Right. Yes.

I know. Are you typing these emails? Who's actually me the whole time? Damn it. I knew it. All right. Well, we've all gotten really horned up. Yes, obviously.

I'm just going to survive. Oh, wait. No, not November. Thank you. Yeah, it's a table. Yeah. Yes, Scott. I brought that last clip that, uh, the bonus one. Thank you. Yes, God. I brought that last clip, that bonus one.

Thank you. And this is going to get everybody's set for no, not November. Hey, I'm Ash with SuperFit Hero, and I am an Infinifit. Great name, by the way. And I wanted to tell you today about some of the things that I love about these superhold pieces. The first thing is the coverage and the underarm. I hate when a sports bra cuts me right in half there, but these come up nice and high. I also love obviously.

You could cut her in half for days and it wouldn't be enough. A pocket? It's the perfect place. The perfect place for knees. That's like, I need to hang it over your knee caps, right? She's someone else who doesn't use halves You know, she just rounds down Tash my phone when I'm moving around And I love love love the rise of these the front rise is nice and high and comfy Oh, God, oh

God, and she showed her hey look at this fucking thing. No No, it looks like she's got a, like, a inner tube under her pants there. Like a giant fanny pack. When she turned her pants. When she turns to the side, look at the slope of like where her ass is as it transitions into her front butt.

For those of you who don't remember that. Very disgusting. Could you imagine being a security guy at the store or something, she's walking out like, all right, I'm convinced. You're not getting out of your love. Put back that side of beef. You're not getting out of your love, that stuff.

You're stealing two pillows. But the real star is in the back rise. They cover an ample booty nicely. Even when I sit down, ampoule. That's not a shape of a person. That's not a people shape. Have you ever seen a people like that before? Other than Dan's egg, no. Wow.

What the fuck is going on there? She looks like a ski slope kind of. Wow. What the fuck is going on there? She looks like a ski slope kind of. One of the more challenging ones don't get me right. She's a triple black diamond. She's still alive. I don't know. This is a year old. So she's still alive.

I hope you played that clip and filled up. You actually, oh, did you? The live show. I almost vetted this. I was like, no, it's, it's still good. It's still alive. I hope you played that clip and Phil and Elfie actually. Oh, did you? I almost vetted this. I was like, no, it's fine. It's still good. It's not good. We could watch in Finna Fit ash all day. Show us how it's done. It's always good. All right. Are we ready to move on? Is there any else you guys want to play from the clip? She guys both put a lot of work into this. I think we're all sexed out. Thanks, Andy. Oh, there's a cold shower we needed. Well, in that case, it's time for our...

Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. This one comes in from Andrew. He says, long time fan, just want to submit a potential cringe of the week on Halloween, Joe Rogan, and Elon Musk on his podcast. One hour, 24 minutes in, started eating anchovy and pineapple pizza.

The sounds they made while eating the pizza made me gag. It was disgusting. I didn't know why they thought chomping out a pizza would be a good podcasting, but that's what they did. Check it out if you can stomach it. So I tried to put this in the right spot. And let's check it out. Haha, this is awesome. And what's the name of this pizza? Living line.

Pizza Leon. Pizza Leon? Yeah, this pizza? Pizza Leon. Pizza Leon? Shout out to pizza Leon. Oh yeah. I really hit spot. That's legit. I mean I'm no day port noise. I'm not.

Our pizza analyst, who probably, I'm not gonna rate it. It's excellent. His pointer really gets into pizza. Oh, man. I was. It's a big. What the fuck is going on right now? $100 million for this? I've tripped it. It's just started saying the end word. She could be as big as these guys. She's doing the same thing over there. I don't think it's mature, it's known for. I know you just did it all. Apologies, not for saying it.

I think you've done for other things besides that. She import noise videos, we analyze this pizza. Oh my god, it's like a whole method. Okay. A number system. All right. He's into the crust and the flop and all these different things. Wow. Yeah Yeah What do I do? I'm asking that press with this day Porto. I think that he's got go. I got like pizza Numbers you say no shit. That's yeah was like, he's changing the world over there. Yeah, pretty crazy stuff though, Joe.

Do we have to astrophysics now? I just shut his rocket into space. Can we talk about that for a second? No, let's talk about pizza. Yeah, let's talk about something we watched on TV last night. Yeah, why not? Everybody does that too, right? All right, guys, I want to talk real quick about our sponsor, banana bag.

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who sent this in. This is a song called The Man Who Has No Class. And this is what he wrote to me. I was inspired to do a Halloween parody song on Alice Cooper's The Man Behind the Mask comparing John to Jason Voorhees and about how you shouldn't let your guard down just because he had quit podcasting and then he fucking came back to podcasting yesterday. Oh well, the song was already recorded and now it's Halloween. So I decided to finish it anyway. Hope you enjoy it. So picture if you will guys two and a half days ago.

This will make a lot of simpler times. Yeah, this will make a lot of sense to all of you. You're with your bandmates, down in Florida, and you're drinking white clothes You're half in the bag, but you're deep in Cape Corral You think you're doing alright Did you hear that voice? Did you taste that smell, a liverspotted face? This can't be real, I thought that they had scared the dabbler wave I don't play around you're gonna get it from me oh

buddy's back he's the man who has no class and he's after your course he's back he's the man who has no class and his liver's black as cold if you see him stumbling get away if you can his stink lands will chase you down as fast as they can They can he's a pretentious Retarded man And he's drunk tonight And he's watching you And he knows your house You better watch out. I know what you live. No, don't change that little box. Oh, but he's back.

He's the man who has no class. All right, very good, Mr. Pajata coming in. And he say what that's a spoof on. That's Alice Cooper. Yeah, I was going to say behind the mask. Okay. All right, I think it's to that end credits of Friday the 13th six. I don't know which one.

Yeah, it's kind of trailed off at the end of the year. I was unsure of myself. I'm scared. I'm scared. Now, I mentioned this earlier. I did Anthony Cumia show yesterday with Eric Zane. And one of the things that we talked about that I brought to the show.

And at this point, unfortunately, because we recorded our shows in Saturdays and Wednesdays, this was big news. Saturday evening into Sunday and then earlier in the week, Kevin Brennan getting a lot of publicity. And Kevin's getting all of his publicity because Matthew Perry went and died in a hot tub. One of the funnier ways to die, I would have to say, right?

When you think about it, it's a hard way to die. It's to be kind of out of it to do that. So Kevin Brennan tweeted out and the New York Post picked this up TMZ picked this up. So TMZ did this whole story about how Kevin put a link to the TMZ story and met the Perry dying. And he wrote, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, that was what Kevin Brennan rope. And so then people were picking up on that. And so that got Kevin to double down as the New York Post is saying here, because as they were reporting that he was being insensitive.

So there's the original tweet, Drown in a hot tub, ha ha ha ha ha. He's like, no, I just thought of a funny joke. So then, yes, so then people asked, well, why is it funny to drown in a hot tub and Kevin Brennan? I guess they were expecting to be like, I'm so sorry. That was insensitive. They don't know who Kevin Brennan is, obviously. So he just wrote back because it's not very deep,

which is a pretty good answer. You could probably just say a dot, you know, or set up a straight. And then you would avoid drowdy to death in a hot tub. So that was kind of the point that that he was making. And now this is what's nuts about this is that this I just saw today, the daily mail out of the UK, they're following him around now like paparazzi. Following around Kevin Brennan. Kevin Brennan. That's absurd.

So it says exclusive ex-SNL writer Kevin Brennan is seen for the first time after mocking the FU Perry's death as he host show where he jokes about getting detained about the friend's style is death. So yeah, he came back on Miss Reload's company and I I was watching I wanted to see what was going on with that and of course he's doing his victory lap He's all excited. He's getting all of this attention and Look at this. They're actually you know, he talks about how he wears his yellow helmet and he rides his bike around the city and They found him. There he is with the yellow helmet. Here he is riding back. He's got a couple bags of groceries or something with them. You want to the store? Run some errands for his family perhaps.

I'm an idiot. There he is. All these kids. I've never done a thing to be looking at. paparazzi photos of Kevin Rudd, but hey, here we are. Internet trolls are just like us. Right. Who does like it? So the reason why I bring this up is because if you guys aren't familiar, there was one person, maybe more than one person, I think about it, who did not find this to be humorous. And that would be our friend

Stuttering John Melendez. Now, Stuttering John thought that that was inappropriate to share something like this. This is John. The first thing he said is how offended he was by these tweets from Kevin Brennan. Hey, Kev, guess what? You're an asshole. Yeah. Okay. If you haven't been following the news, and I was planning on coming back today anyway, but if you haven't been following the news, Kevin Brennan thinks it's funny and okay thinks it's funny and okay that the day or the following morning that Matthew Perry, you all know who he is, the friend star. Decides to tweet out, ha ha ha. And then goes, well, and then when he got some, um, some backlash, he goes, oh, well, he's a junkie. I think all junkies should die. Really? Really? Kevin? Why? Have you ever made a mistake in your life, Kevin?

I think, though, thank you, Kraken. But I'm very welcome. You never said you're welcome. You've made a billion mistakes, the biggest of which you decided to end the show business, which you're really not. As fucking TMZ and Yahoo and everybody else says, you're a watch-stop comic.

You're a hack. Okay, a couple of things. First off, that biggest mistake entering show business is a joke he does about Jackie Martley. That's rehashed from that of good one, John, he's still killing it with that one. Yeah, well, also, the fact that he's calling Kevin a hack, but using Kevin's catchphrase in the way that Kevin says it in order to call him a hack is ridiculous. It's almost like John Demora. And this is all performative.

John's not really offended by this. I don't know if John knows this. For 16 years, he's on the Howard Stern show. The Howard Stern show was extremely offensive on purpose for the shock value of it, which is what Kevin is going for. And honestly, a tweet about laughing that Matthew Perry died is really not that shocking. But I mean, the most slow news day.

Go ahead. No, you and I were messaging back and forth. I'm like, yeah, I just got caught up. What would it have been if it wasn't Kevin Brennan, right? Inflation. They would have figured out something to talk about. It's just nothing. Yeah. Well, but Kevin's the most offensive thing is that Kevin's tweet wasn't even funny. It's not even a Yep. Well, but Kevin's the most offensive thing is that Kevin's tweet wasn't even funny. It's not even a joke. So it's funny. Say that because John goes on to say when Gilbert was canceled after the tsunami in Japan and Gilbert had all those jokes, John goes, okay, that would have been too super. But at least they were funny. But that's not the point.

Whether or not how funny the joke is, does that make it okay or not? Okay. But Triso Neil argued this about rape jokes when he was on television. Whether or not, how funny the joke is, does that make it okay or not okay? Patrice O'Neill argued this about rape jokes when he was on television, they were like, yeah, but when it was not a funny rape joke, it's all born from the same place. They're trying to be funny. You can't take it seriously. The fact that you didn't think,

ha ha ha ha, was funny, I did. So, what if, who gives a shit, if you thought it was funny or job thought it was funny? I thought the deal was that it's... So, if you don't laugh, you're offended. He's making light of a situation that maybe shouldn't be made light up. But this has happened many times before. A more serious thing in the world than a junkie from friends who was a huge star in movies and TV

died because he was irresponsible. Yeah. I also feel terrible about this. I don't know. Ask Ari Shafir how it's going. Well, right. Ari's known for doing this. Yeah, quite a bit as well.

And he's taking a lot of heat for it. But what's happened here, Shoe is already pointed this out. I pointed this out on tax yesterday. What's happening here is that John hasn't gotten a bump like Kevin just got in a very long time since the Trump phone call, Frank Fonco.

So John is a seeing this as an opportunity and be a little jealous. But what he really is doing here, and he's an idiot, because he's like this episode down immediately so you can't really find it. But what he wants to have happens, he wants TMZ to be like,

stuttering John from the Howard Search Show says, Kevin went too far and here's the clip, I can't get it all in his head. And because he, this goes out for 20 minutes He's animated. It's like you're not 40 cavities like for actually we fucking play that why not because he gets he gets a real animated here I played all these clips yesterday, but I'll play some of them again. Did Matthew Perry have problems yet? Do many people in this world have problems? Yes This up do some Do many people in this world have problems? Yes. Does some resort to pills and alcohol? Yes. Does that make them deserving of death? No.

And who to fucking you to fucking be the arbiter of what is fucking right or wrong In society who the fuck are you is Suddening John acting right now? Yes, does Sudden John mean this? No I hate when he adds himself questions answers them Why do people do that is that a normal thing if you ever really cover something with someone who did that in a normal conversation? Yes Did I appreciate it? No Have you ever been to the coverage agent with someone who did that in a normal conversation? Yes. Yes. I liar. Did I appreciate it? No.

It's so fucking enraging. Too soon. Have you ever heard the expression too soon? He wanted to go virally, should have jiggled his titties around like Mint Salad. Right, you go viral. That works. So someone brought up to him the fact that Howard Stern was talking about fucking man cows father's skull right after man cows father died.

And John's response that was, I don't remember that. I don't remember that happening. It doesn't matter if you remember it or not, you were on the fucking show. You don't know that Howard Stern said very outrageous things that are wildly offensive for shock value and comedic value and now you're all appalled. Clutching his pearls, Kevin Brunner, that's so mean, Matthew Perry, oh, that's so mean. He made me giggle when I watch Friends. Everybody's best friend, Matthew Perry.

They were playing clips of Matthew Perry from Friends on the Drew and Mike show. The character you played, no one would hang out with this guy. He's just a dick to everyone all the time. Just a sarcastic prick. All the little clips they put, I realized he didn't write the jokes. They're not good. But all the clips they put, it's like, why are they friends with them?

Yes, just being mean for no reason. And also Matthew Perry in real life almost died five times from drugs and alcohol. Yeah, it was ruining his life This is reason things. Yeah, just caught up to him at this point. Well hold on it He was playing pickleball and then he got the jacuzzi. It's nothing to do with drugs or alcohol here I know who knows who knows the fuck is actually it was an energetic guy. Yeah, yeah See he got things going a little too much. So

John goes on to be like hey, so it's so obvious and so transparent. Do you think that Matthew Perry's friends and family would appreciate seeing that tweet? Well, first off, I doubt they're following Kevin Brennan. Yeah, let's see what jokes are online. Yeah. Actually, I saw Gilbert not long after he got canceled and he made that joke. He had this great set of for it. he's like, and then all these Japanese people went on Twitter and looked up my name. It's like, nobody who you guys are upset for saw this or were offended by it.

And it's funny because the TMZ article looks like it was written by someone who hates Kevin Brennan. It could have been his brother Neil because all it talks about is how famous Neil is, and how unfavorable his captain is. And even says that it was just like, not that all the people saw it. He's only got 5 5900 followers on Twitter

It's like just taking shots and it's really it's kind of funny. It's a worth checking out if you haven't seen the TMZ article But Kevin's very happy about all of this obviously. He's getting publicity And he's to the bunch of the places that were writing about him Yahoo daily mail different places. Oh near post We're mentioning his podcast So he was very happy about that. So then John goes on to explain that, uh, Kevin is a narcissist because narcissists make things about themselves. You know, the fact that Kevin, in this time, when Matthew Perry's friends and family are hurting

and Kevin's going out there and making him about himself. And then, John, you can't write a script like this. Immediately makes it about himself. The guy who claims he's not a narcissist. You don't give a fuck about anyone but yourself. You narcissistic prick. Because all you give is shit is about yourself. Look how much money I'm making. I'm watching a show and he's fucking celebrating, fucking that he made it into the newspaper in New York Post. The New York Post. Kevin, I gotta do this for you.

I've been in the New York Post hundreds and hundreds of times. Okay, amazing, alright? John, that's so nefarious of you. I'm not even gonna nefarious. And your celebration is getting mentioned in the New York Post. Really? Is it really?

That is pathetic. Pathetic. I've been in so many major fuckin' been a rolling fuckin' stone, you idiot. Nobody knows the new York fuckin' time, you idiot. And you're celebrating some hack joke not even a joke in the The call right now Joe was the last time you were in Louis Stone. I've been reading it for years

I haven't seen your neighbor that what's going on? I was actually just gonna ask when the last time he was in New York post was actually just going to ask when the last time he was in New York post was near close. I mean, like, you know, probably the Trump credible Trump calls it was literally the Trump call was the last time he got picked up for anything. And the only reason why that was picked up and it was like a day after it happened is because I don't if you guys remember this when Trump was the president, the media was looking for things that Trump did that were dumb and they would amplify them. I don't remember as much as possible. So John's call was a disaster. It wasn't funny and he didn't even like throw on a boba buoy at the edge or something to make it a prank on. It was such a wasted opportunity. There's a waste opportunity.

He talked about two actual issues as if he was Bob Menendez with Trump. And what about this border thing? They just talked realistically about it. It was still stupid. And John was celebrating himself, but the only reason why it was picked up is because he did get Trump to call him back thinking it was Bob Menendez, which is pretty crazy. But that's the reason why I picked up is everyone hated Trump.

If Joe Biden called up, instead of he'd be talking about it, he'd be like, wow, he's seen how he's gonna do. Okay, doesn't know how to dial a phone. Do you know what he thinks is gonna happen? But that's the last thing that John did that really got him any juice and he really wants it to happen again.

It's not happening for him. And so I got some really bad news for Kevin. Yeah, I'm back. I'm back, Kevin. And every fucking, every show I'll be calling your ass out. Oh, no. Oh, every show, he's gonna be calling out Kevin Brennan. I know what that's like, Kevin, you don't want that man.

You don't want that, he from Suttering John, he's gonna get you good. Look out for that because you know who else I was on his radar right now is me. Guys, he's coming to Rochester in just a few short months, just a couple seasons away. A few long months from now. And he's he's getting up for it. Shandong up. Yeah, be back, John. Showing off those guns. Oh, believe me. I'm pumping. I'm getting ready. Believe me. I'm getting ready for my show in Rockchester.

He is pumping. On March 10th and I am fucking ready for my show in Rockchester. You're gonna do a 10 minute roast of fucking Lady Kay. And I'm gonna get a Lady Kay look alike to sit in the fucking crowd, sit on the stage with me with big snaggle teeth. And that fucking lumberjack shirt is scaly. We're kind of strategizing. He's the first one. He's going to pick out some guy who probably isn't feeling great about himself, right?

He's going to dress up like an idiot. And then we're going to make fun of you for dumbness. What is this page? I'm crazy son up there Why'd you stop this? 95% of the crowd doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about either, but why would you do this is some like do it to me? You're mad at me, John. Why are you doing this a random? Then you're fighting that you're saying looks like me first off He's a friend of this cuz he's like yeah, you kind of look like this guy like I do

That's a lot top right there sir. Yeah, I'll be roasting you for another 10 minutes after that What a friend of people may beat you up. All right, so somebody messes John and says Hey, if you want to roast Carl's just to an in person he lives out the street I'm right down the road from the top of the carl, and I can get there very, very easily. If you're gonna do a roast, a lady can invite the real lady, why? We'll get to that later.

That's what a roast is. So get me off topic. That's the topic. Yeah, I mean, that's the thing, John. If you're gonna roast someone, why do you do it to their face? Cause that's what a roast is. And I don't know if you know this,

but typically at a roast, the other person gets to roast you back. Again, it's not just correct. He doesn't want to hear my response. It's gonna be an hour of the hitting lady K and Shuley Piyadas. Yeah, it's like, swinging at the fence with effigy.

That's what his show is turned into, because he's yelling at Kevin Brunner's if he's talking to Kevin Brunner He's not he's talking into his laptop. Yeah, Kevin is not watching the Kevin's not watching He doesn't give a fuck and he's yelling as if he's scolding Kevin Brunner He's yelling at me as if he's scolding me and John has proven he's terrible in the actual debate with someone One-on-one I've done it twice with that maybe three times of the account the first MLC and John's terrible at it. It's embarrassing. It's embarrassing to the point where John quit podcasting after our second episode then came back to the whole show, rebutting all the things that I said when I wasn't there. I was like, now the carls gone. Let me tell you

why he's in it. I'm here two days ago. We can have a test debate ever. I can tell you all these things. All right. So then Rick you, 30 to 20, says it again to him. Thank you, Rick you for doing this. Look, I don't care how much you want to lick fucking lady case balls, dude. Okay, but look, I'm telling you right now and it's not a threat.

This is not a threat. Okay, I'm just saying that I'll murder him. It's better. How could I say this? Legally. It's better for obvious reasons why it's better he doesn't show. Okay.

I'm not saying we're doing anything. I'm just saying that it's better for obvious reasons that he doesn't show. Yeah, obviously. I don't think I love Vinny Polino. He's a great man with a big heart. And I don't think Vinny would appreciate.

And Lard's does the word. But I'm not speaking for you Vinny. Do not get mad at me. I don't think Vinny would appreciate. And Lawrence does the word. But I'm not speaking for you, Vinnie. Do not get mad at me. I don't think Vinnie would appreciate if LazyK showed up. I don't think he would. This is my event. I talked to Vinnie. He said, you can come. Yeah. Because it's ridiculous. Because what happens is John is all over Twitter. We're going to get into that in a minute. He's all over Twitter goofing on me. He's finding all these old photos of me from my company and company outings and things and he's just ripping on me nonstop, but I'm blocked so I can't see any of this.

So then when I saw the tweet that he put out where he said he's gonna do a 10 minute roast to a Carl look alike, I'm like well then I'm gonna show up. I mean how are we supposed to be able to just sit back where I can't see what he's doing and have him rag on me. Everything I do ragging on him, I put up on the internet, he could see it, I've invited him onto my show, we've talked face to face, John is such a pussy. They're just like, well, I want to rip my curl,

but not of Carl's act, because he might have some things to say. You're pretty much instructing him on how to do it better. Right. Yes. So now he's telling me that it'd be better if I didn't show up and not really explaining why wait So if you go can you get a picture with the Carl look alike because I would really like that

That'd be funny as he people can figure out which ones which I post that on the internet Aren't the obvious reasons that he will be upset if you're there and then probably will have a bad show It's not like he's gonna beat you up or something. But he'll just be mad that you're there. If he has the excuse to use Carl as the reason that he had a bad show, then it doesn't matter that he has a bad show because he's gonna have a bad show. Right.

Then he should want me. Exactly. He's gonna be a bad show. I don't have a bulletproof excuse because he's not good at doing shows. So it'd be better if I was there and then he could be like, Carl was there, he was supposed to be there

and I wanted to fight him. So really, he'd be helping them by showing up. That's how I feel about it too, that's why I'm going. That's why my official stance right now is see on March 10th. Can I sign up to be the look alike? I'll just get some teeth and a flannel here. You get some what? Can we? Can we all be Carl look alike?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's all. Cosplay and Aril. How about this? I really fixed my teeth out of spite. Yeah I go to the oral search and I'm like I'm really bad at someone fixed my teeth warm and no one will recognize you I'll show you up with veneers. Yeah, no, what are you gonna talk about? All right, so that was on his Monday show and it was a lot about me mostly about Kevin Brennan

I'll upset about Kevin Brennan. He's all upset about Kevin Brennan. You know, the do's pay a slash shit way or gets brought up from time to time. It's really the three of us. Phil Elmore now is entering into the conversation of people that John's angry with. What does he call him? Philip eat more. Philip eat more. Yeah. pretty good. He didn't come up or Kung Fu Panda. I couldn't pick one. Hacked the knife. Kung Fu Panda. Hacked the knife. Yeah. Hacked the knife.

All right. So John has a brand new show. This is exciting. He comes out on Halloween on Tuesday with his brand new show. Today, by the way, is a new show that I call Twitter Tuesday. Yes, Twitter Tuesday. Where we go through my Twitter stream and I talk about all the idiots and the good people.

That sounds really lazy. That's a really nice. Okay, so I got to do show where you can watch me look through Twitter and be defensive. It's pretty much what I do. Literally, we're seeing what he's doing when he's not doing a show. This is what he's doing.

He's on Twitter, getting mad, loving what Muddery J is saying. Mad at me posting a photo. This is what Patrick Michael was doing last week. Yes, you're right. I got a new show where you can watch me. Yellow clowns live Google Thursday. Check that out. People involved.

But man, Lady Kay, oh boy, did you fuck with the wrong guy? Oh, you don't know. Who'd you fuck with? Lady Kay. I don't know. You don't know what you fuck with. You don't know what you're saying. Yeah. And I'll get into you.

Believe me. Believe me, you have no fucking idea. What can a worms you got yourself into? Because you're not the only one with unnamed sources. I got plenty, like ex-girlfriends. I got plenty like ex-girlfriends. Ooh. Ooh. John's been mad at me for five years.

And now all of a sudden, now he's going to unleash it on me. I'm supposed to be nervous. This is the thing that John does. He plays the same things over and over again. Thinking that I'm going to react differently this time. He's already done this many times before. Carl, I'll release all the info I have on you. Release it. John, we can only laugh so hard.

Yeah, I know, I got one thing at a time, but still, stop it with this shit. I think he's just throwing shit at the wall like I was like, oh, you're an excrovert, got it, touch it, and you're gonna go on here like, oh, she's a liar. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Gotcha, bitch. Well, he already was claiming that he was talking to my wife.

This was last year before he left the internet. That's what I mean. It was like unfounded bullshit. Yeah, just making shit up. I think he created a soccer count. Those my wife's name and he was tweeting back and forth with her. So it's like none of the things that he says are true.

So I'm not like buying that. But also, if there are people reaching out to him saying they're ex-girlfriends, they're fucking with them. Right. Because I know max girlfriends, they're not following the devil first. They don't give a fuck. None of them give a fuck about the devil first. It's not a thing.

It's not a thing. Yeah, they don't give a shit. Oh yeah, no, curl like tower stern. Yeah, no, okay. So he was on that. And then what do you want me to say? I don't want anyone. And you're who again?

Yeah, I gets a shit. And the cartoon villainy thing that he's doing is fucking hilarious to me. Yeah. He's a gargamel, right? But he does think that I'm gonna cow-work. I think these are the things that he'd be afraid of. He probably has some things he's done in his life.

He doesn't want getting out there. Daily. Yeah. Well, he puts out. He doesn't want getting out there. Daily. Yeah. Well, he puts out things he doesn't want out there daily. But I'm pretty sure that he thinks, this is what I've learned about John. Every tattoo he uses are ones that would work on him. So when he threatens me with these different things,

he's like, oh, I know, I'd be shaking in my boots. If someone said they talked to Max Girlfriends, but I'll small my dick is how it doesn't work. Like, okay, talk to all Max girlfriends, John, I'm not worried about it. Go for it. I don't know that that's going to be a good tactic for you. But he is ready to play. Some people don't like you that much.

They call not everybody's your friend. You might think they are, but they're not. You want to see my phone right now? You want to see my phone and all the people feeding me shit right now on you? Yeah, I believe that part. You thought it was fun when it was me trying to filter all your horses shit

through muttering J. Well, guess what? Payback time. Paybacks are a bitch. Do it, I'm not a man. We have a lot of Mexican listeners. He's not pronounced that correctly. I want the Mexican listeners to go ahead and call it, let us know.

I like it. We pulled out his phone like a guy with a fake badge. Yeah. I'm gonna rejade with the, um, he's a body inspector. I knew he was are real quick ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Don't talk to me or Johnny relax, Jesus Christ. What a fucking idiot. Do you want to see my phone? Do I want to see all these people email you? Everyone knows his email address. So he's getting all these emails from people, probably Susie, Melissa, Brenda, and Michelle. I dated Carl and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

The video of all this bullshit, which keep that going, please. I hope the job that you got, I want to turn dirt on you. Producer Christine had some things to say. Yeah, that'd be very fun. All right. So I want to save this drop for future reference.

Producer Chris is our notetaker in the show. If you can just write this down, let's make sure we never get rid of this. I want to be able to play it in the future, probably near future. I will never give up ever, ever, but thank you, Bo. I am not a quitter. Never will be. Never have been. You left the internet for eight months just this year. And you left again. I don't remember that. Just last week, you think I do quit. One thing I don't do is quit. You take your ball and go home whenever you want to. What are you talking about?

You know what I always say rehab is for Quitties. Well, right. I get that. I get that. That's the party's not quitting, but the internet. He quits all the time. It seems like. Anyway, I thought that'd be fun to have for the next time he quits. So this is just a fun clip of John wiping his nose.

Not once, not twice, not thrice. But four times, but price. It doesn't say anything. He just touched it. Two, three, four. I think he got it. Good job. I like the very beautiful.

We're the four. Yeah. Watch out. Oh, man, I'd hate to be his producer. Whoa. Watch with his green screen is green. Watch you with that shit. It's very beautiful.

Two million boogers. Okay. So someone requests a song about the do's player, Shule Eager. And John pulls out the guitar. It's not during John Melodies. Now John is going to make up a song for us on the spot. It goes on for a long time, so what I've done is I've sped up some parts so that we can get through it together.

Thank you. No problem. I just want to point out before we play this, there is no way John is a musician. I wish he could hear the wrong notes he's playing. He obviously cannot or he would stop. I don't know if he doesn't know how to strum an open chord or if his guitar is out of tune, but either way, what are you doing?

This is embarrassing. This is the guy who actually said that he was a better guitarist than me. And I'll say it again, March 10th. And actually, here are the ground rules to see it as a better guitarist. John gets on me any song he's written in play guitar and I can send him any song I've written in play guitar on we have to learn each other's songs.

Why don't we start with a tuning contest? Okay let's start with a tuning contest first. Let's see how he does with us. That I think John Melody is can we get a do song? A do song. Was my guitar. All right, we'll start with finding your guitar. Yeah.

Yeah. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god He's a Tuesday Do you see what I mean this guy Atlantic record is rolling in their grave right now this guy is talks about how he's a fucking musician he hit that first chord. Oh you guys went whoa

What's going on? He didn't stop to think like let me just check out that B string Is that is that where it should be sounds like my nephew just like picking up a guitar, and they're like not knowing what to do with it. It's all this looks fun. It sounds like Nick Bate. Yeah. Yeah. Freaking hate with John.

Yeah. It's the same fucking song, all right. Let's get right there. I'm gonna play it. Uh, doos payah, and a shit wayah. We don't know what it did to pay his dues. Yeah, we heard that one. Huh. I don't know what it was. I don't know what this was for.

It's getting better. Yeah. I don't know if he's gonna be the one who's gonna fight. I'm gonna fight. It's getting better, yeah. I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight. I'm gonna fight.

Why is he fighting in Israel? Taking on Humber. Humber. Taking on Humber. Why out. Taking on humming. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out.

I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. I'm out. Well, we all know why, because he just might cry. And run security.

That came to me. Not bad. Come on. Off the cuff. Terrible, Chad. I just wanted that. And now it's catchy already. He's a douchebag.

He's a shitbag. Come on. That's called palin'. He can't really believe that. I think he does. I think he believes that. I think he does too. Otherwise,

I think that was the most sincere thing that I've ever heard him say actually. That is how delusional this guy is. John acts like he has self-awareness. John, listen back to that. What the fuck you talking about? That's the worst thing anyone's ever heard. That guitar sounded like it was being played underwater.

Yes. It was- It was being tortured. It's insane. That guitar tapped at a certain point. She's killing that guitar? Yeah. So he goes through multiple victory laps after this and he like re-syncs the chorus.

He's like, that's a good hit. That's a catchy hit. I'm not even able to remember how it went. Yeah, that's pretty a douus play. Oh shit, right. That's pretty good. Yeah, it's a really hit. I can't remember how it went. Yeah, you know, that's pretty a douz payah, shit. Well, that's pretty good. Yeah, it's a really good melody right there. So then people are fucking with him in his chat, which he should be aware of at this point.

Everyone giving him money is fucking with them. But he really thinks that this song was good. Anthony Dorito, thanks for the firebox. Hell yeah, John, that song rocks. Keep crushing them boys in roast them. Hey, come on. That quickly, I'm hack Davis. That quickly I came up with a song at the request of Shannon Duffy and Amelia. What a fucking fault. Without pause, I come up with a song. So he's taking requests?

Yeah. So he's a good business model for him. His whole thing now with Chouli is that why isn't Chouli going back to Israel to fight? The hummus. Yeah. Which is crazy. I mean, Chouli is not 22 years old.

I don't think they're looking for a guy who's been in America for 40 years to come back and fight for him, but he's calling him a pussy for that. But real quick, I know Cardiff and John are besties. Maybe they're not. I don't know. It's hard to tell what's going on in this crazy world. But I want to get your take real quick on this. take real quick on this. This is Tuesday. This is Tuesday. Kurt, if that sounded a thousand times better than we shot the way too good.

Thank you for the reminder to tune my guitar. It makes a big difference. How does John not hear that? I don't know. Maybe cotton balls. I'll bring you back in a ball But they're current if I don't want to turt you with any more of this Thank you. I knew card if I know what the fuck corny was trying to fly For Christ someone brought this up a couple weeks back

But doos par isn't that bad of a nickname. Maybe it was OJ or someone. Yeah, I know like yeah lay off it If you paid your dues, that's good. Well, the funniest part about it is that John's literally the one comic who didn't pay his dues. He's the one guy who used the Howard Stern Show to start the Stuttering John and Friends tour, where he brought in all these comics who are actually funny, who filled all the time

and he took most of the money and put his name on it. Like that's basically, John should not be pointing this out at all. He did not pay his dues. He had a stutter, got hired site unseen because he had a stutter, went on to answer phones, which is mainly what he did at the Howard Sturgeow.

And then he's been hanging on co-tails ever since. Yes. And here's another ISO for us. Let's not forget about this one. This is content. Okay, so this is a great question that comes in on the Super Chat asking John what his protest moment is recently, whether it was pushing out on the IQ test with Blind Mike or Welching on the bet with Alex Stein. And I went ahead

and I pulled in one of Alex Stein's recent tweets on here to show you what Alex has to say about what he's saying. Well, at least, thanks for that, but what was your proudest moment of the last month? Well, chicken and a bet with Alex Dynar, pushing out of the IQ test challenge to blind Mike. I didn't push the ad on any IQ test challenge. I will still do it, but he's got to set it up. And Alex Dyn has not reached out to me. I don't know if there's a bet. Everybody tells me we made a bet. I don't remember it.

So I put up the tweet here from Alex side from just this Monday, what he was saying, they're saying it's incredibly hard to ask for my money when at Centering John has me blocked that every platform and imaginable, even blocked my phone. So this is the guy they were doing shows together and shit. And then John got a butter and now won't pay him $100. He owes him over the sports bat. After he chased you and ridiculed you for.

Yeah, before he even had proof that he asked, oh, Jay, anything. He was telling me I needed to pay up. And then as soon as the video came out that he had nothing to do with someone else Found it. I paid him the money. Yeah John O's Elixan. Everyone knows it. Everyone's telling John that he knows it too He bet him a hundred dollars the brazen win the world series. They didn't it's looking like the Rangers are going to So the other thing here though as I love this somebody goes you pushed out on the IQ test and Charles and it puts out We played the audio on here. He's like we're not doing it anymore Mike, you got your 15 minutes. All right, that's enough for you.

Get out of here. It's like, no, you definitely pushed out on the IQ test. And he, again, I'll point this out because Mike's my buddy, we've talked about this a few times. John challenged Mike. Mike wasn't just like, I bet you we would have a high IQ. Like, this was John's idea. And then it's like, okay, I'll accept your challenge. Okay, you started all up

You do all the like work and figure it out. It's like and they're still willing to do it Hack ride and Microsoft's like all right fine. We'll fucking do it If you want somebody else to take the test for you to right probably the best idea you ever had Right, what is wanted? I'd love to see who he has though in his corner. Yeah. I have a prox, Joey. See, yeah. Well, speaking of Joey, see, Joey, see and John had a fallout again this week. You know, it's crazy. It's crazy. They were friends. I don't know what happened, but John is doing a show Monday night and he's doing this fake routine about being outraged over Kevin Brennan. And Joey, see is texting him,

because Joey C wants to come on the show. And Joey's like, I don't need this right now! Ah, too angry! So he's all mad at Joey C. So then I guess Joey C sent him an email or something that John didn't like, and also I guess Joey C gave his number to someone. Anyway, whatever it is,

John's all upset with Joey C now, but he talks about him and Joey C have something in common. Don't threaten me, alright? I'm from New York. You're not the only one with mob ties, okay? Don't threaten me, alright? I don't like that. Once again, John is saying he has mob ties so don't threaten him which is a

threat I don't know John realize that it's kind of stupid when you say I have mob ties don't fuck with me you're threatening people that was a threat to Joey see right there and to the mob well please don't associate we pointed this out many times and actually I don't I might have the voicemail on here I don't remember if I did or not but someone sent me a note saying, remember, we played on easy for you to say part 17. He was talking about how he was having dinner with Joe Paschee and Joe Paschee was explaining the my clown to you part was from something he observed, Joe Paschee observed

at a bar with an actual mobster doing that to an underling. And so he brought that to the Scorsese and they worked it into the movie. And John said that Joe Paschee told me that story. It's on the director's cut of Goodfellas. Anyone who watches the director's cut has heard that story. So it's not like, I got this exclusive information on a Joe Pesci. But we also had a nice dinner. It's like you just haven't a lot of good foul as a nation's like, and then Joe Pesci told me, Sherry, the John, Sherry, the he told me over the TV. Yeah. So John believes everything he reads. Now, here's the new big thing that's going on. And I got to thank my good, good friend Vince the lawyer for bringing this up to everyone

that my second home in Florida that I'm not in very often. We rent out what I'm not there living there. Seems like a pretty good investment. So why I bought a second house was to rent it out and have another revenue stream coming in. Well, John has decided, because he knows that I'm renting it out. It proves that I'm poor.

This is what poor people do. They buy a second home somewhere that's nice people like to vacation, buy a pool heater for the second home, and then rent it out. This is what poor people do, according to John. So now this Shayna McBean is going to tell John that, I am scared people are talking about renting my house.

I'm not. Please rent my house. It's fine. It's actually all locked up for the winter time, but from my house, starting at bay, it's available. But Shayna is going to tell John that I'm all scared and I've taken the house off the market because of this. Shayna McBean, thanks for the five bucks.

Call her removed house from Vervo as you said he would. I knew it because he's a coward. And Mr. Marketing Genius doesn't realize how stupid that is. You're going to, you're the man attacking everybody in the double verse, and you think that someone's not gonna fuck with your house? It's only a matter of time, dummy. Now, he's renting it for 6K a month. Oh, I thought you were self-made millionaire, lady, K.

I first said that? Over and over, I'm so sick of it. Okay. And when have you been attacking everybody in the devil? I don't, hasn't it just been one guy? I literally host many, many shows and almost everyone in the devil versus on that. That's insane.

I don't know what he's talking about. Now you're renting it for six geez? Someone must need money. talking about. Now you're renting it for six Gs? Someone must need money. So now I can rent a house for six Gs a month. Well, you can't, you would need $6,000. The guy who didn't have a light in his house. He doesn't have furniture in his house.

He doesn't have a light fixture or furniture in his house in Florida. And I was calling me poor. Sleeping on an air mattress. He wouldn't have over hot chicks to his house because he was embarrassed. And I'm disgusting. It was he had to call the police on them or threaten to.

Threaten to call the police, shut up. I'm supposed to make fun of me. Yeah, they need to go. But this is insane because he's saying that I'm hard up for money. This is the same guy who drove for Uber. And when he finally admitted that and that he was embarrassed

by he's like, well, who doesn't want some extra money? And when he first started substitute teaching and got called out, he's like, well, yeah, I mean, who doesn't want to make a little bit of extra money? I'm running out my house for $6,000 a month and I'm the poor person. I'm not driving for Uber, John. Good. I'll do the squeegee on your bed. Huh? Well, he's renting it. That's what he's saying. You want me to do that? I would never do that. Well, I could do the squeegee.

I do that in my own bed. I couldn't afford to rent it when he knew. But still, I mean, now you're going to rent it for six grand. Fans can now visit for free as prospective renters. Well, thank you for the intel, Shayna. Maybe I'll do that. Me and hit man then. His dad lives over there.

You know, we'll go and check it out. Check out the water and the pool. Man, how desperate for cash are you fucking lady K that you got to rent you a house for six months. I laugh at you. I'm laughing at you. And we're gonna have a lot of laughs at your expense when I pull up Twitter Tuesday. And I want to thank muttering Jay.

Now gay. That's a little tease for things to come here, but John doesn't know anything about finances that we think that buying a house and renting it out is a bad idea. He makes it sound like you're still there. Right. Yeah, like, hey, guys, you're trying to sleep. You keep it down after 10.

You know, I'm going to bed right now. What a fucking idiot. But it gets crazier than that. So his threat was he's going to jerk off in my bath. That was his. He's going to run it out for $6,000 for a month and jerk off in my bed. John, I might change the sheets. I know you're not familiar with this concept, but we might change the sheets. How stupid are you, sir? It might burn them,

actually. Well, this is where it gets really fucking stupid. This is John's big threat to me in my house. He's a fucking hypocrite. And maybe I'm going to rent your house for a month, lady. K, I could afford the six geez. Would that be a fun month? That'll be a fun month. Yeah, take my dates there. Yeah. Less than two miles from his own. I have some anal sex. Maybe she'll crap all over the walls. Who knows? Yeah. Oh, seminal sex maybe she'll crap all over the walls who knows yeah this is his threat now he's gonna bring dates there I'm already like well I didn't think

you could afford the $6,000 for a month but I definitely don't we can't bring a date back there and then fucked up at the ass but let's listen to that again this is John's grand scheme it's gonna be like oh no no, he's got me. You know, I have some anal sex, maybe some crap all over the walls. Who knows? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It'll be fun. Does Jen know how working through verbal or any type of property management rental company works?

You're gonna lose your deposit. It's completely anonymous. Yeah, right. No, we're gonna know who you are. Secondly, I'm not the one cleaning my house afterwards. I have a company that does that. This isn't my poop. Yeah. We'll just charge you extra for the mess you made. What are you easy to track you down? Yeah, it's gonna be very easy to know who did this.

Do you think he's scaring me? John's tentix are the fucking worst ever. Also, John, you said you were gonna do this on the internet. Yeah, again. No right, there's another wall. We're gonna know who probably put it there. It's insane to me. Plus, if you're gonna run it for a month at a time, you can run it for the last time. He doesn't know what he's talking about. But if you're gonna run it for a month at a time, you do it to put it to pause it down. So, Jen, rent it. I'm inviting you to write. It's right down the street from your house. You want to house with furniture in it and TV's on the wall. There's light fixtures. There's a pool.

Can I own the back? It's the green screen. So there is a green. All right. There's like pictures. There's a pool. Can I go in the back? The green screen. So there there is a green. All right. There you go, man. You got it all. It's got everything you could possibly want. All right. So let's move on to John explaining how he can't believe people think that he's a drunk and he's going to prove that he's obviously not an alcoholic. But somehow I'm the I'm the drunk. Really, let's see, it's almost noon. Have I had any alcohol? No, not a drop. What's got us there? I'll sober you under the table. Jesus Christ. It's almost noon. Have I had any alcohol? He had to think about it. It's noon noon if I had any alcohol. But as soon as it hits noon, he never rides. It's never clear time.

It's five o'clock somewhere. I'm not even drunk yet. Oh my God. Is that insane? Yes. He's really losing the plot at all of us. He's amazing. I'm going to play a clip.

Again, I sped this one up. This one I sped up to four X speed. Okay, because John decides he's going to look for something on the internet and he can't find it. But remember, this is John's show. This is the show that he's doing. He should be prepared, know where the stuff is. And if he doesn't, don't do that because it's not working out for you. Uh, let me see if I can find it through mentions, fact of meals. Let's see if I can just find it here. Fact of meals, I'll find it, search. Fact of meals.

Fact of meals. Okay, let's see, let's see if you can find it. Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, not a role. Not a role. Okay, fine, right now. Well, let me find it. Let me find it. Let me see, let me see, Fact of meals. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I did not, I did not get him. I'm not going to find you now. See me show you another thing. I'm not doing one.

We supplies. I'll be there. Alright. I'll see. Sorry. Okay. Let's see. Let's see.

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Wow. I agree with you. At least that's funny. No, no, just a beer, just a beer. Okay, I can throw in a hot dog. Staking cheese. Okay, so then John does this thing on his show where he's playing a clip from Pointe-Dabble Point

that only he can hear. Nobody else can hear it. So he's just a clip from Pointe Double Point that only he can hear. Nobody else can hear it. So he's just yelling at audience, so it's like quiet, and then just start screaming with these reactions. So no one does the fucking he's talking about. Thanks, Chad.

Well, you fucking broadcast from when it looks like a fucking trailer with your fucking cat litter box under your fat ass because you can't tell the difference between your fucking diapers and your fucking litter box because you probably haven't seen your fucking you haven't you probably haven't wiped your ass in fucking years you fat fuck look at the size of those thumbs huh fucking hell and of of course, I'm Mike is silent.

And so is this part of your show. I don't have any sock puppet accounts. I don't. It will like to say I have these all these sock puppet accounts. Yeah, name one. All right, well, there's a Lepor just 775 zero on Reddit. I talked to you about that to your face. You admitted it that that was your sock puppet on Reddit.

But then I also brought up to you about your socks on Twitter that you did not deny Yankee fan, Don Bo 13, Maple Leaf fan for Twitter police, my wife's name, name one. I could name them all, my wife's name, name what? I could name them all, Johnny, what are you talking about? I love these, now we're telling you like, I never had a socket count. That's all you had for socket counts.

You fucking liar. But I don't know, so it doesn't matter. That's how he thinks. Yeah. And he still does, but okay. So, okay, this is John Lissin' the show that no one can hear and he starts yelling and this is just a really funny part that happens It's getting very great

Which is a lie which is a fucking line. I just proved it So you can continue to say that Lady Kay, but it's a lie. Yeah, it is, and I didn't do it. But is it a dick move to try and contact muttering Jay to release information about me, Lady Kay? Is that a dick move? Cause I'm gonna show you don't see him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's just screaming into the void and everyone in the chat is like John we can't hear the audio is like I know you're fucking with me I know you're fucking and then people are going the audio is fine. Yeah, he is fine

I do it so this goes on for quite some time which is really funny and then John comes up with another song He's got another song for me now You know I always love his music and lady go Yeah, I'm gonna release my new song. My lady, Kay, who I see the cancels in your doing, doing all you can, trying to cancel all me all the time, cancel the stutter, ring man. Not here hear anything you're playing commenting on bullshit. Nice try. Oh, I thought he was doing a rap breakdown. Fucking all these lies, sock accounts. That later on, you have mob ties and hit man, damn hit man, damn is not a hit man.

Oh, so after someone goes, we can't hear the audio because bullshit, you're lying. And then Edwards says, Oh, you're not violent, but you have mob ties and hit man, damn, he goes, hit man, damn, that hit man. Oh, yeah, you missed one of the points that he was making there. All right. So finally, John finally starts to understand that he's been fucking this up. Bone in the barbarian, thanks for the jukebox. Hey, man, some man, there's no audio.

What do you mean there's no audio? What do you mean there's no fucking audio? Hold on a second. All right, let's test it. Let me see this. Yeah, let's see. Hold on a second. Alright, let's test it. Let me see this. Yeah, let's see. mute mic bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat bat. I know you're just trying to show me but still

Hey you Hey you No, I got audio Also rhythm and rhyme Wow Also rhythm and rhyme. Wow. He just can't get out of his own way. It really is impressive the way that he fails. So he's geared up this whole show.

His what does it call it again? Twitter Tuesdays. Yeah, Twitter Tuesday. He's geared up this whole thing because muttering J has been finding photos of me from the company. I used to be a partner at. And so John's going through these old photos. And this is why he's just like,

this is why you're so excited. You shouldn't have messed with me, Carl. I'm gonna get you so good. He's gonna find photos of me that we had on our website and on social media that I was well aware of. So we're entering Gacha John territory now. Oh my gosh, he's going to get me real good with this stuff. Your bus did. Yeah, I know who would have ever thought that these types of photos would be on the internet. Uh, uh, and then look

at this one. Team Carla, look at that. Uh, the beginning of the ice adobs. That's all weird life blue shirts. Come on. He's so bad at this. So he's showing a company function that we were at. It was for the jazz fast. So we're all wearing these shirts with pianos on them. And so typically what they do when they want to call

one person out in a group photo is they blur the other faces. These are just co-workers of mine. Yeah. And he's calling everyone a loser and he's bringing it to the isotope. These are billions. Innocent civilians. Yeah. Nothing to do with that. That's Johnny. I got mine, but I wear a t-shirt underneath because I'm a fucking nerd. It's an undershirt, but yeah.

No one's mad. Oh, hey, look at me. This is my granemals. This is my outfit, my base pants, and my fucking JC Panney shirt. He wishes my life. Oh, my lord. Chad thinks every button I'm sure is a JC Panney shirt. And I've seen some of his button of shirts. They don't make a paper. He wishes. Oh my god. I think every button up shirt is a JC Patty shirt.

And I've seen some of his button up shirts. They don't made a paper. I know. What's the matter? You could he get your brother's suit. It's my snaggle teeth. This is me. I think you look good.

The queen. Thanks buddy. Oh, his lady K holding a turkey. Oh, look at those teeth. Look, he's got the T-shirt on. He's got the JC penny shirt on. Then he's got his little zip-we-wrap because it might get chilly with that.

I'm trusting a guy at work, John. These are not the, these are not the burns. You think they are right? Oh, the two ears glasses wearing Yeah, he thinks he can just look at anything point out the obvious and there's a sick Burns. Yeah, oh he's bragged about this. Oh, I know. Oh, he says that he could cope with five jokes right like that. So do you see someone? I think we should challenge him too on March time. I think we should bring up people one of the time back. All right, five jokes.

Go. Go. Let's see what you got. So this is just a photo because I won this contest. They get work that we did every year out. Thanks, giving. Hey, forced congratulations. Thank you. I'm really, really took you. Thank you. I fucking herman months the heck cut. What? Look at this fucking dweeb. Turkey, meat walrus. Turkey, meat snaggle to Turkey. You're reading it wrong anyway. It's not what it's like. Safe a tooth. Wow, those are sick burns right there.

What do they call me? Walrus, saber tooth, snaggle tooth. Wow, just kept getting fun here and fun here there. That's the classic rule of three is you'll never understand right there you fucking it also your teeth look pretty normal in the spectrum Yeah, this is not the best picture as far as my teeth look at that. This is not the indicative of what your teeth look like Thanks Lucy you all suck up for me there. I was not going to fucking hell You have a season to pathetic guy? And this is who loses fucking money? The fucking sea? Yeah, maybe he can play the audio of a clip. And I'll figure out what

happened with that. I get it. But the whole context is very defending me and that fat fuck fill out more. And Lady Kay fucking coming up with an excuse for the charnacance on my gig and I applaud Vinnie Polino and blind Mike. Hey look let's wear our jumpsuits together. They're polo first. This is a very normal tire. Let's go into space together. Talking about. Look at it. We're team Carla. We're team lady K. It sounds very jealous. I know. Look at his pathetic bunch. I bet your co-workers like it. Yeah. Bunch is good. The pathetic bunch. This is the way we become the pathetic bunch. Then I'll do it. Then I'll do it.

Also, that was what my company was, years of Galley, you see there's six of us. And then you see the other photos where there's many, many more people, which means the company grew. It did well. But to John, these are all things. And I'm like, how did this link on the internet? How did these photos that we posted on our website

show up on the internet for John to goof on me? He's got those sources. He sucks at this. And the best part is that John loves to say, I couldn't clip this, it's just so ridiculous. He goes, you know, Carl grew up idolizing me. He was a huge fan of mine. I like the Howard Stern show.

I didn't like you like you were talking about. He wanted to be me. No, I've never wanted to be Stuttering John Melinda's that would suck. He'd be talking about. But let's pretend for a moment you did idolize him. Okay, John, what happened? Yeah, what did happen? If I used to admire your work and now I find everything you do to be mockable,

that sounds like it's on you. Yeah, John, that on me. But let's see, who's obsessed with you? John's the one scrolling through his Twitter feed right now. There's Lady Kay Lady Kay Lady Kay Lady Kay Lady Kay. Fucking fine. Tweets in a row with my photo. He's the same photo. He's the same. I'm tweets in a row. Justin by photo and John jazz going, this guy's obsessed with me. It's certainly the other way around, sir. I promise you that. So Steve Martin calling you a piece of shit.

Hahaha. Wow. Anyway, so a lot going on with Stuttering John. I don't want this to be nothing but Stuttering John's stuff. I just thought this week what he's up to is so embarrassing. He's just so bad at all of this. Thank God. Well, yeah, thank God for that.

You're also wouldn't still be talking about it because how the fuck do you keep a storyline going? Over five years with this guy. Only John figures out ways to make himself mackable over and over again. And then that get old and boring for all of us. Not only a storyline, but it's impossible to keep up with. Right. That's why we're doing Point Devil Point.

This Friday on the Who Are These Podcasts channel, the Southern John Roundtable, where we discuss all of things, Southern John to keep people up on what's going on. I know one guy who knows what's going on. That's my boy Cardiff Electric. Oh, hello. Hello, Cardiff. We just checked out Stuttering John. We did a segment on that. So, I feel like we need a quick palette cleanser here. Some are on and T-Ri, this is from just this morning. He was on there and he wrote an article in Ink Magazine. Now, Ink Magazine is not a tattoo magazine, it's a business magazine, you know, incorporated. And so he's gonna read this article to us.

I am chuckling because of what we're about writing to talk about. I'm looking at this thing to just pop up on my computer. And it's from ink.com. One of the things says, hoping for failure. Successful people naturally want their colleagues to succeed. No. No, I found this from Inc.com bad behaviors of unsuccessful people. Now just like the last thing we did where the Savior said something about the food that was keeping me a Savior.

It was savory. It's only for this. Actually, two synchries in a row was talking about the about the savory.com listed foods that help you fall asleep. And I almost pulled these clothes, but this is way more interesting. So this guy, one of them was like walnuts and almonds. And stupid scorch goes, I eat nothing but walnuts and almonds. And I don't sleep well. Like, well, yeah, it doesn't work if you're, it was like part of your regular diet, obviously. Is that because those are the most boring nuts right so that he calls it the savior

just like how we were talking about the safe now just like the last thing we did where the savior said said something about the food that was keeping me awake even though it's not you know the alone food that will put me to sleep him loads keep me awake I consider myself and I asked T. R. I. so it's not me being an arrogant prey guy as T. R.'s not me being an arrogant prick IAST TRI before we went into this I'm relatively successful right I've done some pretty successful things you did, right? So I said so this will fit bad behaviors of unsuccessful people.

I do almost all of them. So this is a great setup to this segment because he's going this is what in magazine says that unsuccessful people do, but it's not the stuff that I do, and I am killing it. Scorch, you've been to radio for decades, you're the 200th market. We've been reviewing all these shows for Jacktober this month.

They're all syndicated. Though, the ones that we did, Bob and Sherry's in 70 markets, it's the worst show I've ever heard. It's not hard to be in Morty Radio these days. Any look at fucking do it, not Scorch. He has no idea. He's the worst show he was ever heard. It's not hard to be in Morty radio these days. Any look at fucking do it Not scorch. He has no idea. He's not success. I was just gonna say He can't even afford a loan to buy a bagel shop that already exists that the head lord doesn't even want But I'm pretty successful, but he's doing he's killing it

So I thought was fun about this. I got a few eclipse on here. He's gonna go through all the different behaviors that unsuccessful people have. And I just wanna bring it back to our buddy, Suddory Jadu, I think it's gonna be pretty unsuccessful at this point. And let's see if he has any of these similar behaviors that they list here at Inc. Magazine.

Uh, blaming things on certain people. Sorry. You don't. Well, okay. Making assumptions. Sorry. So right out of the gate, blaming things other people, it's all John does all day. He never owns anything about what's going out of his life. It's everyone else's fault. And then making assumptions, you know, assumptions like I'd be upset if you rented my house in Florida, paid me $6,000 for a month to rent it. And actually, John, if you could rent it in the off season, that'd be great too. I'd appreciate that. I'll even give you a discount on it if you don't mind. All right. So so far we're two for two. Talking instead of listening. But I do my share of listening to, but yeah. Share. Uh, small.

This one I don't necessarily do, avoiding risk. I'll take a risk of it if it's warranted, you know. And it's out of risk. That's the opposite with a risk is. I'll do a risk of a big size. Well, that's not, it's a safe risk. Yeah, I only take safe risks. You know, when they're warranted, that's the opposite of what a risk is. I'll do a risk of a big sense. Well, that's not... It's a safe risk. Yeah, I only take safe risks. You know, when they're warranted,

that's the opposite of that, Scorch. So, again, I think John talking instead of listening, we've seen that quite a bit, where he just yells at people who aren't even there. Well, if they are there, he'll yell over them, refuses to listen. Or call them live on his show, and not let him know he's calling them live on a show I saw that segment to Cardiff where John goes oh you got to hear these conversations I have with Kaudiff

You know it's such a different guy, but oh, so then he just calls you live on the show and you're like hey John You literally had to go hey John I can tell you're dreading whenever this conversation is gonna be driving And then he's like you're on the area like why Again, all right, let's find out More behaviors of unsuccessful people if you're just joining us. We're checking out ink.com listed the bad behaviors of unsuccessful people a bad behavior is of unsuccessful people. Uh, bad behaviors of unsuccessful people. Quitting.

Quitting. Quitting. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. John's done that one. Yeah. For sure.

Not according to him. Multiple times actually. Yeah. Multiple times this year. This month. I have no recollection. Yeah. Okay.

Fair enough. All right. Let's see. What else we got? This one here Carl, kill D. Yes, sir. Sorry, can I remind you of something? Yeah, of course. Oh That's the wrong drop shit. Never mind. I thought I recorded the drop. I was stoked. Okay. You were recorded the dross we were doing in real time. I thought I did. Alright. This one here. Gildee. Gildee.

Gildee with a capital G. That's a judge of envy. Yeah, I definitely envy. But now I'm gonna ask T-Ri. In here, in these four walls. Is it envy or is it more like, I don't understand why they and we don't, is it more like that?

That would be putting blame and envy all in the same category. Oh, look at me go, I gotta cut this down by seven minutes. Yeah, I have to say. Yes. Is it envy when you wish that that person didn't have the thing that you want? Yes. That's specifically what it is. Very good.

Scourge, you got that one right. And again, John, to a T, he is so advious of everyone else making money off of him. And he can't make anybody off of himself. Envy might be his own only motivator. Yes. And he gets him out of bed. Correct. Yes.

So again, traits of unsuccessful people is what we're talking about. This one coming out of Scorches, rich. Wasting time. New. That's something we've done to us, do we? Well, some of us may be. I tried.

Not us. That's your entire job. us do me well some of us may be trying not us That's your entire job. You're doing it right now Wasting time right now and I'm gonna go list from the internet you found It's the time-waster by definition So and John might waste a little bit of time too. I love when he says he's too busy to do stuff But he gets to the pub by three every day. It's like well That's gonna be a time killer for you, John. Just FYI. All right, let's see what else. Here's the one that got me by surprise.

Oh, here we go. Hoping for failure for your co-worker. He-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he-he I poke him. I poke him and he's not gonna melt the gals. I poke him. That is so stuttering, John. If you can go back and watch Stuttering John, the Howard Stern Show, and he's still worked there trying to save without his coworkers. But even after he wasn't there anymore and he was trying to get JD Harmier fired. Yeah.

Well, JD's never done anything to him, but he just, he's just hopes for failure for everyone else. That's everyone in radio. Oh, he's just covered. On October, that happened all the time. Instead of doing a good show and succeeding, you hope that everybody else fails

and makes you look better. Well, that's the people who suck, which is why they're in October. That's part of the reason why they have this mentality. It's not a good way to go through life. All right, here's the last one. And again, all of these are perfect for Stetterie Jenna. Hope he's listening right now. I'm just gonna sit here, kick me in the lotto. Wow.

That may be some unsuccessful people for me. Man, isn't that me? Yeah. 90, 90, edge. Hey, coming up, we're gonna be speaking with Jack Osborne. Oh, Jack! Yeah, I can't wait. Focusing on the wrong things.

I can't think of something that John does more than that. He just spent 30 minutes looking at all photos of me with the company I used to be a partner at. And goofing at me. You're focused on the wrong things, John. Yeah, he could easily been making fun of the isotopes that whole time. Yes!

Something we're doing now. We're doing our pictures. Right, something I'm currently doing, that I'm actively pursuing right now would make a lot more sense than doing that. All right, well, with that, I wanna bring in Annie, a review, though. Hey, Annie.

Hello. Hey, how's it going? How are you and Tuky doing, still hot and heavy? Oh, sure. Cause Tuky's a big star now, he's blowing out. So I wasn't sure if he's left you in the dust or not. Yeah, we have definitely. No, no one to think.

He's just yes, Andy. Yes, Andy. All right. So you tell us to do something to get in the competition. All right. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. Let's get right into. Oh, do you have a comment to make first? I'm calling my shot. This is the greatest to catch an alien ever. Wow. You've been down in the segment recently. No, this is giving me right. Oh, that's exciting. Okay. Good. Guys, we got to do this. All right. We're all this together. We can do it. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. To catch an alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien? And I gotta ask you this. Sure. We've run out of time. I can just yeah, I gotta end it at the top.

And so I have another point. No, no problems. I'm probably, uh, so my, uh, one of my, uh, uh, uh, one of the hosts of this network that I'm on the hate report, HAK report. Um, I used to think that Italians were Italians. I didn't think of them as being white. And so I had a discussion with, with a hate of the hate report. Dot com. He said that I think he told me that Italians are considered white. Is that true?

Well, and believe it or not, in America, they are. But if you go to Italy, everyone in Italy knows that a time people have African American in them, time people have African American in them, a time people have African American in them. They're Ty and people have African American in them. Really? Do you guys know why that's really stupid? But people are not African Americans. African? They just live in Africa.

So they went from Africa to America. Yeah. Then to Italy. It's part of a tour. Holy shit. Oh God. That is really one of the dumbest things. It's part of a tour. Holy shit. Oh God, that is really one of the dumbest things. People have been programmed that way.

I used to work with this woman who was from Trinidad. And the HR woman explained, she wasn't doing a good job. The HR woman explained to me, she's like, yeah, but she's African-American, so we gotta be careful with her. I'm like, she's from Trinidad. What are you talking about? But okay. Allegedly, people say that in Canada too. African-American.

Yep. I actually just heard of Freddo's listen to you. Oh, you might have been a voicemail. Someone called and said they were African-Canadian. Is that something that people say in Canada, African-Canadian? What's that about? You don't know.

Ask me, please, and the fifth on that one, the fifth amendment. That's how it just leading in that right to bear arms. So this is from true romance, right? What is explained it right now? Correct. This isn't something that every time is just like, Oh, yeah, we're part black. Right? For not in America, they are. But if you go to Italy, everyone in Italy knows that Italian people have African American in them. Italian people have African American in them. Italian

people have African American in them. Really? Yeah, really a fact. And now here you'll hear like, no, no, really, really, no, but here you'll hear like, because again, you know, like Italian guys in South Dakota, we could joke with the black guys, just like two other black guys, like say things that they would call racist, but really you're just saying, hey, what's up? You know, but if, but real at times, yeah, they,

we have, that's why you have some at times that are, like, almost your color. And then you have ones that are like, what did Tommy say next? What was the last thing Tommy ever said? Number one. Oh my God. Some of the times you're almost your color.

And that's coming from Cardiff who's pretty brown. Oh my God. Tommy say next, here are your choices. Number one, the pizza wasn't in the oven long enough. And Tommy say next, here are your choices. Number 1. The pizza wasn't in the oven long enough. B. Last, darkness. Next. Mid-level.

4. Espresso with milk. Lastly, in need of a spray tan to catch an alien. Oh God, this is one of those ones where it could be a lot of the different ones here. I am going to go with for espresso with milk and I'll go to you, Andy, what do you think? I'm pleading the fifth. No, I will go with that. Number five, what'd you say? I got, this is a weird one.

It could be any of them going Tommy. In fact, it probably is one of those. I'll just go with one. I'll go with one, because it's so ridiculous. He said not in the oven long enough. All right, Lucy, tight box. I was fluctuating between four and last Lee so I'm gonna go with last Lee in need of a spray tan. Okay, Annie, I Was also gonna go with last Lee and you spray tan. All right producer Chris. I went with one

All right, so we have we got some holes to choose Two last Lee's and I have four right correct God damn it if Kurt it wins us two ones, you know, you know, but if but real at times yeah they We have that's why you have some at times that are Like almost your color and then you have ones that are like mid level and then you have like just the pain And then you have ones are like mid level and then you have like just depending on where they come from Now because I could tell you Cardiff with Graduates I'm gonna do the offensive coordinate thing over here

Yeah, no Shucking everything around right now that I don't know my family And nothing against anything, but they were raised like you know Italy's poor Spores can be you got five people on how oh yeah, you got five ten people So I'm thinking even have to rent their houses out Sometimes it's a sitcom. Sometimes the only one house. What? But he's working just trying to get out of there. You know, just trying to make life. Yeah.

My grandfather worked three jobs. So he was a real romance from another point. I worked that for here. Right. They'll be in white. We never thought of a tie in because I didn't grow up around any down in Alabama. I would think I was. I was all the thing of spaghetti is a meatball a meatball. I never thought of them as being black, no white. Yeah. I would think of it. And so being told that they were mixed with the mors. I'm so sorry. It's the moops. The correct answer. The moops. What do you know a thing

about that? No, I don't know about that one Yeah, what is the more so it's gonna ask you The more they were like you know Arab black Africans back in the day. Ah shit. I told you back in the day black Arabs African Arabs mixed with the Italians It's a fact. That's something. What a mess. What a mess. Yes, the show is a mess.

A lot of things because I know you gotta go. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are a true blooded Italian enough to catch an alien. This episode is brought to you by subreddit surfing live Saturday March the 9th comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. There's another Italian sit Eugene sit. Good dog. Congratulations, Cardiff. Yeah. Time people have African American in them. That was an insane conversation all the way around.

Holy shit. Hard to talk, man. Wow, that was something else. All right, what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about the Horn Dogs podcast. We talked about banana bag, bananabag.org, WTPS, the promo code for that. We talked about stuttering John being very upset with Kevin Brennan for tweeting a tweet.

Oh God, for big, could you imagine Matthew Perry's family saw that tweet? Oh, geez. Poor. Jury. Jury again. And it's up to entry with that tweet, Camadol, goodness gracious. John is also gonna have anal sex with chickzini picks up,

and the more they're gonna shit on the walls in my house. As one does. This is his fantasy in life, is that that would happen. It also supposed to be scared about that. That exact order. I can't remember what your order was in. Turned it down. Scorch is very successful except for for some reason all of these traits of unsuccessful people

He seems to have which is crazy. So I was not able to catch now. You know what that means time for everyone's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we play from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of the ATP, which will be this weekend coming up. Vinnie Paulino and Jenny Jingles will be joining us here in studio to check this out. I love one episode to start with, he coughing. The following film is a production of the pharmacy diversity tips and your generous department. Thank you for listening. Where wild lines can't find sleep, farth try to do better. I like it better when I don't know what the interest is. Because you like two hours ago, you told me, welcome everyone to part mouth

podcast, a show whose hosts believe that rape is a crime. And who on a completely unrelated note have no respect for the law. Nice. Every week we do a few rotating segments and make each other laugh, I'm Tyler. I am Jake. And that is my first of many fucked up things I will say. Fartmouth was a suggestion coming in from a left track in our Discord. This show was described as by themselves. The most raunchy stupid and offensive

podcast on the internet. Oh boy. It already sounds like you see the one of you guys. Yep. But Adji though. And nothing. I'll flim it. Yeah. Nothing I was for these ones. Watch out. So that's what we check it out. I love that, uh, ooh, and the YouTube comments says, fart mouth is still going, Jesus. He's gonna guess this is, uh,

a show that is known for people, but that'll be fun. Dang wizard thinks that'll be a good one for WOTP. I agree. Thank you everyone who came over to hang out with us today, including my friend Andy from the All Apologies podcast. Hey, what's happening on All Apologies these days? Oh, it was a big week.

We did the Anthony Weiner Halloween or episode on Monday, and that was a lot of fun. Hillary Duff and Julianna Hough had offensive costumes. We covered that. Jesus Christ. And then today we released the Joe Rogan and sniper wolf, sniper wolf surreal character. Yeah. And Lucy turned me on to that. She, she's a fucking problem. Okay. I recommend checking that out. Just see what she's up to. And, and, and a Googler

because she's more fun to look at. All right. Listen to. Sounds good. So when Anthony Weiner was sorry, was he really sorry? No, of course. I didn't think so. That's pointless. I think he's sorry now that he didn't, he did time in prison for soliciting a minor. Yeah, probably not a good move. Spoiler.

But he also, it wasn't he Carlos Danger? Oh, yeah. Yeah, the original. Yeah, he's the original Carlos Danger. So our run from Inceparable Bastards took his name from Anthony Weiner, such a big fan of Anthony Weiner's worth. He's like, I want to also be Carlos Danger.

Good job, Carlos. If similar sex lives, probably. Yes. And of course, Lucy tight box joining us. Yes, hello. Working people find your work, Lucy. They can find me on YouTube at once over with Kaylee, which is C-A-Y-L-E-Y, and I do movie reviews.

She was spelling Kaylee not once. I was spelling Lucy. L-U-C-E. I think I understand what movie review recently. Most recently, I did slumber party massacre too with Tony from hack the movies. That's why I should have fucking watched last night. Yeah, you should have. Oh, you should have. Why did they try something new? I looked like a bad movie, can't be shitty. Look, I watched this such a bore fast. God damn that movie. Fuck it. You fool. I know. I'm an idiot. And then coming up, we're going to be doing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles with my friends, the football

grump from Just Giants. Okay. And then a couple more things with Tony from Hack the Movie. Wow, we could you two collabing so much. Yeah. Which Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is at the original? The original. No shit.

So I saw that in the theater. Yeah. So that mistake, a great movie. 1990. Yes, I definitely saw the theater. Yeah. Okay. I definitely got dropped off to a great movie. 1990. Yes, I definitely saw the theater. I definitely got dropped off to see that movie. Annie, what are you up to? Next week at one Eastern, we will have Huzi from its Huzi hello on with me and Dylan

from somewhere to talk about the game, the quarry. It's a horror story game and I'm really looking for it to have in him on and you can find us on YouTube at W ITGS. Excellent. Why are you looking for it to talk to Hussie? I'm looking for it to talking about this game. Okay, good answer. Yeah. Just get the mute button right of the gal if you can. And of course, Cardiff, you're promoting all the different things that you're up to, which is too much these days.

That you'll remember that I use this Friday, a card if free episode, if you hate Cardiff, nobody hates card. Oh, we're talking about. I just won't be there. The other guys will have some fun stuff for you. Axe. And of course, subreddit surfing on Monday nights. Yes, with the great Phinepollino surfing YouTube channel. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is called right now. Okay, great show. Good job, now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Let me ask you, Andy, do we have any new reviews you can read for us?

I have two from October 30th. Oh, the first one. Yeah. Is from Unnamed Source. What did they say? I missed that part. Oh, never mind. It just repeated what was just said.

I was just on the issue with the audio repeating people been complaining about. I assume. Yeah, I assume too. We gotta figure that out. It's happening with a lot of podcasts. But is that a five-star review? That one is, yeah. Hey, I wasn't expecting that. Actually, I was just feeling optimistic for some reason. There's Karl not accepting blame. Next. Hey, I wasn't expecting that. Actually, I was just feeling optimistic for some reason. There's Karl not accepting blame. Next. This is everyone's fault, bye bye.

The next one is from Burps Map. Hate these guys. They seriously think throwing around slurs makes them funny. They are so bland and unfunny that listening to outtakes of hey, Riddle, Riddle was more funny than anything you guys said. Newsflash you suck.

Can't wait for what you will say about trans people. Probably something unoriginal and terrible. So they think we're the slurs show. I'm going to be on towering. I'm just going to say it. I'm going to be on towering. I'm just going to say it. I'm going to be on towering.

I'm just going to be on towering. I'm just going to be on towering. I'm just going to be on towering. I'm just going to be on towering. I'm just going to be on towering. I'm just going to be on towering. I'm just going to be on towering. I'm just going to were two edgy. I got news for it. There's some worse things out there on the old rumble.com, but that's got to be a one star, right? Yeah, that's a one star. Ah, you got me back. You're a riddle riddle fan. Way to go. Yeah, I'm doing towering tonight and rumble 9-11 is when they start. That's funny and what's that? when they start. That's funny.

And what's that? That's good. That's funny. All right, boom. Guys, we've been talking about our Mexican listeners because they've been calling into the show. They're very proud of the fact they're Mexican listeners. I have to say this one puts all of them to shame.

This is a person who lives in Mexico and actual Mexican listener. Hey Carl, just wanted to let you know that I'm your only actually Mexican listener who's in Mexico. The guys that call Archie Candos, they were born in NDS and Spanish is their second language. They don't count, fuck them. They don't count and some kids is only speak Spanish. They just put that accent on. Look at it, you Paco. Wait a second.

There were dogs in the background of that. And what I learned earlier was that Mexicans don't like dogs. Probably dinner. That makes sense. I'm really poised. I'm just making food. I'm just making food. No, that's Korea that I'm thinking of right now.

Never mind. But yeah, that's very exciting. I actually had someone doing our Patreon using pay sales for the first time. So we're really expanding. It's so much out. We're really expanding in Mexico right now. It's very exciting. I guess playing all these Mexican listeners is doing that. The law of attraction is where they like to call it. All right. I got a lot of voicemails on this subject. Yeah. Carl. of voicemails on this subject. Yeah.

Far off. Salt on watermelon is amazing. Salt on watermelon. There's two things I've said that were very controversial recently. Days and a few socks. And why would you put salt on watermelon? Apparently, I'm an idiot. Putting salt on watermelon actually is a thing, especially in the South.

Two of those things that actually enhances the fruity taste of the watermelon, kind of similar to why you put salt and other sweet things like cookies and stuff like that, when you bake them. Really surprised, E-Rock didn't know that as it has to do with heating. Yeah, we did. All right, you shamed me enough.

There were a few other calls on that subject, I didn't play them up, but I will try salt and watermelon. You can vents me. Never grill a watermelon? I have not. I like to grill a pineapple. You ever drill a hole in a watermelon and take it in the bathroom card? Yes.

What size bit are you working with? That's a dick All right Diego and Gary Indiana called into the show a car is Diego from Gary, Indiana Listen, there's a reckoning coming the other Mexican listeners of something big planned I can protect you because I have to drive all the way here from not trust her. Okay because I have to drive all the way here from Northchester. Okay. Huh? So my neighbor Julie says hi.

Okay, tell me there. All right. Thank you, Diego and Gary. I thank you for warning me on that. Speaking of fake Gary, we have another fake Gary colleague into the show. Well, hey there, Carl. I have a great idea for you.

That's probably just as funny as Stoner and himself you get it it's a it's a bug out plan because boy i tell you when he finds out you don't like days and confused he's going to ambush you with a goddamn life saver okay rock and robin. All right, thank you, Frank Gary. No, Gary Christy. Yeah, I'm not like you're right. So Gary and San Diego did call into the show. And I just have to say, I don't know how he gets me to play all these voicemails. I really don't understand it. I feel compelled to play his voicemails, even when they go nowhere. Hey Carl Dary and San Diego. Well, I just got off the phone with Sandy. She was calling me from Tarzana.

And I said, what is the way up there in Tarzana? She said, oh, I'm working on a project. And would you pick up my Amazon packages and mail for the next couple days? I'll be back in Rancho Bernardo. So on Thursday, I said, okay, great. What's going on? Anything I should know about? Anything in Tarzana? She says, well, I'll give you a hint. And something that involves you and Judy and me. I said, oh, is there another trip to the Bellagio in Las Vegas? Judy left that Bellagio poker room. She just know nothing like that.

But I'll tell you all about it on Thursday. I said, OK. Anyway, pick up my packages. And I'm going to keep you in suspense till Thursday. I said, OK, I hope it's good news. She says, oh, well, something I think you're suspense till Thursday. I said, okay, I hope it's good news. She said, oh, well, something I think you're going to like. I said, okay, keep me in suspense. So she's keeping me in suspense. And once I find out, I'll tell you, Carl, because I think you

may be involved. I don't know. Anyway, we're all in suspense till Thursday. Till then, rock and roll. God damn it. Why did I play that just now? Do you know Chris? I tapped out halfway through. Yeah. No idea what his point was.

There was no point. Yeah, it's not a point. There was no point at all. I thought you made it to the end. Show off. I believe Sandy had to drive a tractor trailer full of cores from Tarzana to Rancho Pucamanga. Alright, we'll find out.

We need a wrap-up show for Gary's fucking voice mails. I just like to hear him talk. I know, I do too. I just wish he would use fewer words. He could use so many fewer words to get the same points across. Hey, Carl, Rock'a-Roll! Yeah, perfect voice bow! ronkara rollo yeah i think that i don't know that the

mocking you for being successful and you know having friends is a odd odd choice i mean what is he expect to get out of that all what carl had a business and friends and he plays in a band with friends books and gigs and then oh jeez look here's this funny looking picture from years ago where he was in an American heart association run that damn carlin is charity oh I don't get it maybe stuttering John is playing for D.C.F.s it's gotta be it

yeah I played you only a small fraction of his show where he's going through so many photos of me at my company Just goes out of that out of that we're celebrating being one of the fets and growing companies in Rochester He's all look at this door I don't get it don't get the angle on that but I'm blocked. I don't get to see all this stuff on Twitter I just know these doing it It's all it's me another one of your Mexican fans. So I was thinking that we should have like a meetup for all the Mexican fans, you know,

to hang out, have some modellos and stuff. Yeah, maybe by the Texas border or something. I don't know. What's going on? Stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it, stop it. OK, yeah. So that's all I had been risking guys go down to these Texas border. All right, uh, call me back. Bye All right, so apparently there's a meetup for all the Mexican fans. Do you know the Texas border?

Have fun with that guys. But please report back. What does know how that goes? Oh, we have a new Carl hamburger song card if you're gonna like this This is inspired by you my friend. Let's do this. Carl Hamburger, he's the biggest tool in podcasting today. Hey, Carl Hamburger, he's a childless creep. Therefore he's gay. Hey, he's the other guy that know the other girls

wanna be with. Oh no, oh He's a guy all the other guys want to pomo Farrow hamburger He's the biggest tool in podcasting to that hey He has all the childless creeps on his show like trucker in the end, Vinnie Paulino. All right, it's funny. It's true. I guess I've had to dog to put a track to figure that out. I'm sure it's easy with a melody like that.

It is. It's a good melody. All right, let's get some help with my banana bag ad read here. Finally. Hey, Carl, so I know you're the marketing guy, but with my banana bag ad read here. Finally. Hey, Carl. So I know you're the marketing guy, but for the banana bag ad reads, you should do a video where you do the read wearing only a banana amic and a devious smile to sort of go along with the banana thing. I don't know.

Maybe we can touch base and work that out. Call me back. All right, it's a really good idea. That's my life coach right there. Thank you for that suggestion, I appreciate it. People who are watching the show live noticed, hopefully we fixed it. Hopefully Ed fixed it in post, but ERAC came in a little hot. His microphone was a little hot last time. W-A-E-T-V-Hi everyone. This is Carl and my guest today is Eric Nagel. Eric, how are you doing?

I'm doing great! Hey, how's it going? Yeah! Oh, you don't have your, um, your level set? Okay. your level set. Okay. The guy called it with no plan. Just just do he was gonna yell. She goes, you hear the neighbors banging on the wall. I'm doing a bit. Mom, I gotta do this. So the review we did of Bob and Sherry came in from Katie Tucker, who was a fan of that show. She called to give us feedback on our review. Hey, some other stuff is here. Gotta show you review of Bob and Sherry. They're spot on and you didn't even hit the cringey stuff.

I could totally get the whole life fan, get pissed at you guys. For your review, but hey, it was a good review. I was, it made me realize, I really do have total piece of shit taste in radio shows, because I found WATP when you reviewed PolyMF because I was a Maxwell show. So, you know, I already knew that Chad was a douche, and not funny.

So, keep up ruining the podcast to radio shows for me. Bye. Alright, so you were a fan of Bob and Sherry, but you knew the Chebs of Pieces Shippy for I did, so we're tied. I'll give that to you. Gipsy from Pittsburgh. Can you guess what? Stuttering John's new favorite fireworks are? Adam Hingertasers. That's Adam Hingertasers. Don't call me that. It's gonna curse her. Fouls that correctly, please. Yes, cartel, Mexican cartel. Okay, let's do it.

Now I'm just kidding. Red and Mexican people call again. Why did they start gangs and become drug-oriented stuff. This is gonna be good, Chad. Yeah, it's getting fucking nuts. Please don't kill any civilians in the name of W-A-T-P. I just asked. That's all I ask. It's just rude. All right, here's another submission

to the Carl Sond contest. I think coming up through voicemail more than anywhere else. Right. Hi, Carl, it's Paulie from Gertie, Jersey. You sent you wanted more submissions for your Carl Contest. Oh, it did. So it would be different what you wish for. If you don't edit me, you'll know this is Sugar Magnolia by the Dan. Babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, babam, bab I've got love and but but but but and I want you to hold

there. Here we go. Carole hamburger and Jenny jingles. They say that they don't want no kids. With dead club feet, you know these no runner and of Steve, they look like

Dracula. Thank you for your bye. All right, second of witness. Let's Frankenstein. Yeah. Yeah. Why Dracula?

I'm very confused by that. Was that a joke? I'm not even sure. I've got the card. I was here to correct him on that. All right, guys, we've had a lot of fun today. I got to go do a tower gang momentarily. Thank you to Annie and Cardiff and Lucy Andy producer Chris

This is Carl hamburger saying go fuck yourselves have a good week Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye! Bye! A plane is hit. I rewatch it Corley. Oh, my mom. Boom! Bye, Brandon. Hey, are we down here?

SQR. I gotta go. goodbye. Goodbye. Okay, that was a great episode. That was really great.