Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep460 - Stuttering John GOES OFF on Vinnie Paulino

Episode Date: November 6, 2023

We didn't do the Creep Off today so I decided to review John's crazy show from yesterday morning where he went off on Vinnie Paulino. John has decided that Vinnie was trashing him even though he did not. But he has now! Shuli Egar joins the show and right afterwards Vinnie Paulino showed up at my house. What a treat! Watch the video here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-bjBjdaYL4w https://www.youtube.com/@TheShuliNetwork https://thecreepoff.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Be alert, be aware, and stay safe. Welcome to an emergency broadcast of who are these podcasts. Normally, we'd be doing the creep off today. Vinnie needed the day off. So instead, we're going to talk about the Steadering John show from yesterday. Sure are. Where he decided, and he calls Vinnie a bitch,

but I think it's kind of a bitch move to read through an entire text thread that you have with another man. Yeah, he didn't show his phone number. He almost did. I thought for sure he was going to get toxic. Yeah, well, that's a really funny part. They actually pointed that out at Uncle Rico last night that he did show something on the screen. We'll show that in a little bit that he probably didn't want to when he when he did show his screen. He's like, every time I do this, I fuck off and something bad happens. I'm not gonna do it this time. Most self-aware he's ever been.

Yeah, except for the fact that he still fucked it up. Anyway, so how's everyone doing today? Can you hear us? Do we look good? Do we sound good? Is everything working properly? I hope it is. I'm excited to tell you guys that we have a surprise.

Guess what's us today? Hop in on. Who knows more about Center and John than this guy. I don't think there's a soul in the universe. Shule Ega around the show. Tablet Shule. Hello, hello. How's everybody doing? Tab it, Julie. Hello, hello, how's everybody doing? Great. Oh, what a day. What a day today is because we need to start breaking this down. This video of Stuttering John, what he does, it's over two hours long. And what he does is it starts off, he has to go through his entire resume, very slowly, meticulously, every single thing he's ever starting with his paper route. He starts with when I was 10.

Yeah, you're not exaggerating. He starts at the age of seven and goes on from there. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable. He also talks about he went out to the zebra show the night before. Yes. The band zebra. Oh, right. I think I missed the very beginning of the show. Yeah, I know. I got caught up just sporting on it.

I don't know. Extenduating circumsand or I was really drunk. But either way, I, you know, I'm not one to date a girl that's younger than my oldest kid. It's just not, I don't know. It seems a little odd. Good news, Chad. It's not going to come up. Yeah.

It's not going to have an opportunity to date a 25 year old girl, Chad. You're fine. Don't worry. They're just not that into you. I can guarantee you that. What a weird thing to brag about. It's like, you know what? I don't want to win the slam dunk contest this year.

Let's play a guy. Have it. They've play a guy have it. They've been held down too long. It's unbelievable. Okay. So this is where he's going into the job he had when he was 13 years old. I had a news day around.

And then I worked at wholesale tie or starting when I was 13 in a tie warehouse. 12, 13 hours a day with lacing, rolling stacking tires, truck tires, throwing them up to the raft is going into the rat room as we called it because it was best of it rats. And I used to leave, I come with a white t-shirt and it would be black. So first off, Julie, I know that you were in born in this country, but I believe there's

these things called child labor laws. Right. I don't know if they have those, it is real, where you're from. But here, if you're 13 years old, you can't work a 12 to 13 hour day manual labor. I mean, unless a family business doesn't sound like it is, I thought you were kidding that he went back that far.

Oh yeah, no, it's insane. There's no comparison. Listen, even without, even without the age, the fact that there's a rat room, a designated room that's just filled with rats for some reason. That sounds like a violation as well. So you're not buying it as well, you're saying? I think it's a tough sell.

Yeah, that's a tough one. Okay. So what John is trying to show you, his amazing work ethic, how he's only been professionals entire life, everything he does. I had three of the greatest kids in the world to me. Not once. Did I show up late? Show up drunk?

Not once, did he show up late or show up drunk? He's talking about when he was on Stephanie Miller. And, Here's a fun video. And I love, I love not coldest bad it is really really the president could be on time for the thank you thank you thank you Hillary Clinton's on time

hello she was she was all right but John Belinda said the sit the down yes where she want to go on you I'm waiting on you forever she's not waiting on you you're sitting here you're sitting here you're sitting here you're sitting here you're sitting here he you? I'm waiting on you forever. She's not waiting on you. You're sitting here.

You're sitting here. You're sitting here. He's like, look at the walk-dress. I didn't just walk in and they're getting loud. He is a f**king mask. I haven't got the kids off. All right. Oh, we have an excuse.

Okay. Well thank God he has an excuse for being late. Because when he said he's never ever been late or shown up somewhere drunk, I think he met without a good excuse. I'm glad he kept his kids headphones with him. Well, this is I'm sure people have seen this video. It's so funny. John did not have a long stint.

I'm Stephanie Miller, but he did find a way to work beer zen where he was out of the show. I can't say miss glosel. So now he's really fucked. I love the kids. Okay, your chair. You need to move your chair up. You look like Vantroir. What the hell's happening? I'm like vantuer. Hey, hey, all right.

Wait, so we're just finished the story. And then so President Obama lands the helicopter before the interview. And I'm like, oh my gosh, I'm like, this brother is real. Holy fuck. So I started freaking out. And you see, I'm on my own. So it's a play to work and immediately cracks up here. He just got there.

He just got there. He just got there. It's unbelievable. So we had to drop the kids off or pick them up. I hope he's not going to get them after this as well. I don't know. I don't know what the very danger in any direction. Because again, I'm telling you. It's great.

So the other thing about John, and I know I'm just kinda skipping around here, cause there's just some things that stood out to me in this video. John never forgets a compliment. He will never in his life forget when somebody compliments him on anything. And so he's going through his resume and all the gigs he's had

and all the people he's worked with. I was the co-host of the fucking talk show. And when I went with Brandon I was the co-host of the fucking talk show. And when I went with Brandon to Las Vegas and Brandon, Hellstree Blues, Brandon Tarkov, forget it. One of the greatest show runners of all time. And when we were in Vegas, we had a drink and he said, John, you've got it.

Can't be a real story. What is it? You've got it. That's a joke from three amigos. That's not a real thing to people say to you. The first time I ever met Kevin Meeney was at Caroline's in New York. And I just did like a showcase thing. So I just did 10 minutes and he was coming on after me. And when I walk off stage, I'm walking towards the back and he's got an unlit cigarette in his mouth. And he just

looks at me and goes, kid, I don't know your name, but you got it. It's all over you. You got it. And it's funny. You know, it's a joke, but John is running around and he's putting this everywhere. Yeah. Uh, Kinky local five bucks. Thank you. Thanks for the emergency episode. Still voting Vinnie. The fuck off Kinky local. What have I got to do around here? I'm unbelievable. Uh, the creep off.com is where you vote for Cairo, by the way, in case anyone was wondering. Yeah. So this presentation is so boring.

It goes on, I have it in my notes here, at 41 minutes and 20 seconds in, he finally goes, that brings us up to the current day. 40 second minute of the show. He finally says, okay, so here's why we're here. Jesus Christ. Well, and the whole, the finish line was bitching about Vinnie. That was the end game. And we got to sit through his entire work resume

to get to that. Yep. So let's hear more about, now this is interesting. I don't know that he's described his contract with a tonight show like this before. I've heard this is odd. Because I am a professional. And I stuck it out. And at that point Howard and I left on good terms.

I went for making a hundred thousand a year to somewhere around 500,000. Wasn't exactly 500. If truth be told. And I bet on myself. They wanted to sign me on a quarterly basis on the tonight show. Five year deal, but they could fire me. Every six months. Okay. What?

You know, one of those quarterly deals, where every six months they could fire me. No. He's so stupid. I really love where I work. Every six months, my job is on the line. It's fantastic. What's the point of signing a five year deal?

If it gets us what you want to torture you, we're gonna torture you for five fucking years. Oh, Tom Goli show. Be Tom Goli is here. Watching our show right now. I can't believe it. Two bucks, take some pen and seven and get rid of it. Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

You got it, all right. 606 with 20 pounds. Don't have anything to say really. Just wanted to give you some money because I appreciate all that you do. Hi, Jen. Hi. That's worth 20 pounds, say, and hide a Jen.

For sure. So now, correct me if I'm wrong, Shule. I think that you're gonna remember how this all went down. John was hired to be the announcer on the tonight show with a quarterly contract for some reason, around $500,000. It didn't work out. It turned out that Jay and John didn't have a lot of good

chemistry back and forth, though they decided to demote him. Yes. So John actually, when he talks about, I but on myself, I took this job, he got to mold it. He acts like I became a writer on the show. It's like, they had to find somewhere to put you. Right.

So because he has suddenly, he got demoted down to like $250,000. After he was originally hired for close to 500. He got hired to sit next to Jay and within a matter of weeks was in the fourth row of the audience. And then by the next year was backstage or some shit, you know, after a year or two, that was it. But they gave me fourth row seats.

Yeah, I love, I love, he goes, I think it was in his book, he goes, yeah, I wanted to be on the stage, but there was no room for me. There was no room for you on the stage of the tonight show. Please, there's a whole band can set up on there before the fucking director is a swimmer. You know, I think so. I'm on a stage. No problem. Oh,

County, Candy coming in with two bucks. Jen looking gorgeous. Harle is there. Oh, thanks, Candy. That's a great photo, Candy. She's so nice.

She's the best. Oh, God, is there anything else to this? This is so bizarre. But I knew that I would produce and that they would fall in love with me because I bet on myself and I was a professional. He were demoted. Because they would fall in love with me.

Who says that about a job they had? I knew they would fall in love with me. Remember he said these celebrities all adored him? Well, yeah. Who has fingers that slowly morph into different parts of your body and says, that slowly morph into different parts of your body and says, I bet on myself and I won. No, you did not, sir. All right, let's see.

What else is he talking about here? Okay, so now we're getting to how Vinny Paulino, if you're just joining us, I probably should have set this up better. John has a stand up gig in March, that we're all talking about for some reason. And he was working with Vinnie Paulino who booked him at the Communist Carlsson here in Rochester. And I predicted they would have a following out. I didn't think it would happen this quickly.

There's months to go. Yes. So they just had a big blow up over the weekend. And really what it came down to, I think. I mean, there are other things before this, but Vinnie came on my show on Saturday, and as John says, trashed him, which he did not. We just did a show together. Yeah, I was listening for what Vinnie said about John that would set him off like this. And it's just non-existent. And I saw a clip of him going,

I've never, ever had a friend go on a show and I go, that's literally every person you've ever worked with has done that by now. I know, everybody's talking at one or two. Yeah, what are you shocked by? The only one who hasn't is Richard O'Jetta, but when he was on the Blind Mike project. Oh man.

They like, they're like, what is going on with your buddy, Johnny's like, yeah, I know, I know. Rachel Jenner is a bad thing to say about it, but you can tell. I watched the episode you guys put out on YouTube the other day of him showing, uh, Army Major Phil Elmore's, uh, martial arts. And it was so uncomfortable. I felt so bad for the Army Major.

He wanted nothing to do with any of John's bullshit. No, and he had a goal. He had a show to do consistently, cannot read a room and just keeping him there. It was painful. So funny, but good for Richard, man. That guy has a trooper for sure. All right, so this is John talking about he honors his agreements. That's why we had to do 40 minutes of how amazing he is at his paper route and a stand-up gig he had one time and all that stuff I don't care, Vity. If you want to cancel, you can fucking cancel. I don't give a shit But I will honor any agreement that I sign Like I've done all my life,

but I never dealt with a person as un-fucking professional as you. That could be true. When I think of Vity Pauline, I love Vity. We did the creep-off together, he's been on the show a bunch. Professional is not one of the adjectives I would use to describe Vity Pauline, I was Vinnie, you know, we did the creep off together, he's been on the show a bunch. Professional is not one of the adjectives I would use to describe Vinnie Pauline, you know, it's just not,

it's not making the top 30. But can you imagine someone with that haircut telling you you're on professional? Ha, ha, ha, ha. This guy thinks it's a show business. He's sitting at a shitty apartment in Kanoga Park. Unbelievable.

He's yelling at his computer screen. I can only imagine what his neighbors are thinking with his going, this is early on a Sunday morning. Well, right, because is he a chiefs fan or a dolphin fan? I can't tell. He's yelling about everything. Who's he got money on? Ladies and gentlemen, as you know, this whole dabble verse started a while back.

But even, it started even before, Chrissy Mayor. That's correct. Good job, John. It started when Carl Heberger, H-E-B-E-R-G-E-R. Oh, okay, a couple things here. First off, for all the people who say ROTC started this, you heard it from John himself. He's not giving Royce and Versa the credit, he's giving it to me. There you go.

Now, the reason why he spells my name like that, I talked to him on the phone months ago and explained to him the reason why I don't use my real name is because people tried to get me fired for my job. They doxed me and we had tens of thousands of people on the internet trying to get my life ruined. So I'm like, so I don't really like, you know, being doxed and having my information out there. So now, John, it's weaponizing us.

To John, this is him really fucking me over by spelling my name out. Well, and I'm sure that won't happen to Cardiff when you reveal your real name and face to him. I'm sure everything will be just fine. Who does it down to everyone? Well, and also I love the whole point of of this clip you're playing here is to it for him to say, I honor my agreements, just not my bets apparently. Alex Stein.

Yep. We're getting into this man of his word. I love that people won't want him forget that too. Every show, someone superchats him about his bet with Alex Stein. If he would just fucking pay it, he gets over it. See, ask me to pay it. I'll pay it. You shouldn't have to ask.

Yeah. And send the money. And Alex has said he cannot get in touch with John. He's been blocked everywhere. Well, John's also said he doesn't remember making the bad. Oh, yeah, I have I have that clip. I do believe that. That's what I believe everything everyone's saying about this. Decided that he wanted to make money. He wasn't making much money before that. I was a partner at a multi-million dollar company. I was doing okay. You know. Ian Hurton, that's for sure. Yeah, I was doing okay. But I was just like, you know what?

I don't know, owning this company and growing it, I'd have more fun to make way more money if I just made fun of Stuttery. That was the conversation I had around the kitchen table one nights. You bet on yourself and you won it on myself. John has also said that I bought this house with my dad's money or something like that. He's got some weird inside information. People love to tell him shit, that's not true.

And I just run through that. He's really fun. He does no fact-jucking. No, if he hears something he wants to believe, he believes it. Well, what's hears something he wants to believe, he believes it. Well, what's funny is he's guilty of the thing he wants to believe is embarrassing for you. So he's like, what is dad bought him his house? What a loser.

It's like, dude, you and your mom are on the fucking paperwork. Like what are you talking about? So yeah, his house in Florida, he claims, and he said, Vince the lawyer is gonna explain this to us because he can't have some reason. But he said that there's a reason why he has his mom's name and there's a strategy behind it, making it seem like this is,

if you have an LLC, I understand that, but having your mom's name and your name too, there's no strategy behind that, you have shit credit. It just you can't get alone Well, I heard his reasoning behind that too and it sounds kind of illegal Creative accounting I think he said a little bit right cubic 85 with five Canadian bucks He always talks like he's presenting to a jury. It's so obnoxious and disingenuous. Yeah, I don't. He really, the way he performs on his show is so enraging, like when he's talking to Kevin Brennan

and listen to me, Kevin. So Kevin's not listening to you. But this guy's right, Cubic. This is what I like to call closing arguments, John. Yes. This is this version. Sad to me, it's all over the place. John Hare styled in Seaman.

is this version. Sadamir is all over the place. John Hare styled in seaman. Free shoe a Stein, shoely Stein with your dog. I'm with you. Yep. Hey, Shule's just one shoely guys.

All right. You can't do it all of himself. I've been confused with many others, but but I'm only one of us with 10 bucks professional says the guy who never has his stuff

ready drinks and each one vegetables people talk to him. You have us with 10 bucks professional. Says the guy who never has his stuff right. He drinks and eats run vegetables. People talk to him. Also, there's the video and audio quality of a motor role raising. Yes. I know. His video quality is terrible. He's got to get a new computer.

Johnny need a new computer, buddy. I'm sorry. They don't last forever. Goat-mout. John has the lettuce case of dry mouth ever seen. My G five bucks. I love when Lady Kay and the shit way are get together discussed that are John. This SJVP saga is just as expected. John crushes all friendships. And someone pointed out to him that John is the one constant in all of these situations. I don't know if I

had that, um, Clipter not. And he's like, nope, that's not true. He's the last to see it. So he's really. Yeah. What is going on? John O'Reilly, two bucks. Shuley, ready to testify in John V. Phil Lawset. Yes, I am ready. We'll get into that because Vince the lawyer shows up with the Super Chat on this video, of course. And Carl Heberger decided I'm gonna start goofing on Stuttering John because the algorithm will work. Stuttering John is Googled over seven million times.

John, by John. You might be surprised to hear this, John. There are people who are even more famous than you. I know it's crazy. But not as clippable as him. I got it. Listen, just listen to this latest drop we have. It's one of the funniest things.

You talk about vomit escaping somebody's mouth. Listen to this. I never had a desire to go into the middle. Oh, that's disgusting. Jesus Christ. I mean, the man's a legend. You got to give him his prop. It's a bad easy.

Oh, all right. I think he's, uh, I think he's yelling about me again. Right. He's got a bad friend, but he's a good guy. And speaking of that bad friend, Carl Heberger, H-E-B-E-R-G-R, started to do shows non-stop-trashing me. What did I do to Carl? Nothing.

Okay, what did I do to Carl? Nothing. And then he's going to follow that up with what he did. Yeah. Yep, the only thing I did. I mean, I get a pause right there. What did I do to him? Nothing. The only thing I did. Well, that sounds like something. Other than, yes, right.

To Royce, my producer, how can he play clips of the show? This can't be allowed. And Royce would school me. John, it's called fair use. And you never learned. This went on for years. Yeah, he's at the white white level one time. He's like, okay. And by that theory, okay, then why is he still sending strikes to the Uncle Rico show years later when he apparently was schooled and learned about fair use? It's almost like he doesn't understand it. I don't know. I don't know where fair use. But that's it.

The Carl Hebergger said, Ooh, I see dollar signs. I could goof on John every fucking day. And on Hopi. You know what? It was actually just a hobby. That's just what I did for, to be honest with you. He is such an idiot.

He really is stupid. Yeah, he gave you so much stupidity. You had to quit your job until this whole time. I mean, I used to just do one show a week. And now I have to talk about it all freaking week, because this guy, unbelievable. It's tough to keep up I Could do my version of jactober only

I'm gonna bully two people Greg use and John on this I'm bullying now I'm bullying now. Now, first, and we have plug OP by a name nobody knows him by. I mean, come on. Open that. Yeah, I'm going to bully them every fucking show. Put your fingers away. Those are the best ones he has.

Yeah, I'm going to step further. He started to trash my kids and he realized my problem with Vinnie Paulino. Okay. This is a theme, not just on this episode, but throughout John's life now, is that I non-stop trash his kids. Sure. I pulled you to talk to you about it. You got to lay off John's kids. It's good on point where it's just I can't even work with this guy. It's why I've been on in a while, like, like, what does? Yes, we better different design this.

I'm like, no, no, no. We gotta go harder on his kids. Come on, let's do it. And no, what's great about Johnny's so stupid, he thinks this conversation we're having right now is awestrashing his kids. Of course. We're addressing what you're saying, John.

You keep bringing your kids up. You're the reason why people talk about your kids. I don't give a fuck about your kids. You're the interesting Melendez. The rest of them are not interesting to me. A grade. This is Christ. So stupid, but this is what he wants though.

Yeah. He wants to be able to point to the fact because if you just say, hey, this guy's goofing on me and a bunch of people enjoy that, then it sounds like you're the idiot. But if you say, and he's trashed by kids, nonstop, then you know, it makes me like, you're the idiot. But if you say, I just trash it, my kids nonstop, then you know, it makes you see like, there's a victim.

John loves being the victim. Vinnie Paulino is called Butt Boy. Okay. That's the more things get fun. Yeah. So no, listen, Vinnie's not my type. Okay, I just wanna let you know that, John. I mean, I like him as a friend.

More than a friend. No. Why not, buddy? Why not a but buddy? Why is it gonna be a boy? A butler. Yeah. Oh, but boy.

Okay, so I'm gonna let this play for a minute, because I think he's gonna go on to talk about how I posted his audio book on my Patreon, something I've never done, it would never do. But he continues with this. These are his two talking points that I posted his book on Patreon and that I non-stop trashes kids. Two things are just not true. Yep.

He is. No. I don't tell you. He goes, he goes, oh, fuck boy, yep. He is. Facked. I guess you think that was just a euphemism or something, no. The same facts over here.

Alright. When Carl Heberger, A, posted the link to my book, MP3. Uh-huh. I saw it this I'm not talking about You know him just commenting on it. It wasn't transformative He did a bunch that would transform it up, but he just posted the link people But he just posted the link people. Vinnie Paulina still won't believe me because it's not true. John tried to prove this to Vinnie by showing him a link to a .mp3 file that was called the name of our fifth episode about his book. It was literally easy for you to say part five was the name of the mp3 that he's looking at. But also your book is great.

This breakdown from him, he goes, you started doing episodes breaking down his book. Those were fine. And then in the middle of these episodes, you just decided to put the entire fucking book out for everybody, which is really flattening all four tires. Are you breaking down this thing episode by episode? I know, but guys, you saw the Photoshop.

Oh, that's right. No, what's great is that it started with his body saw it. Right. But now him and his body both saw it, but wait, it gets even better than that. And my good friend, he was a person who learned it and me of it. He clicked on it and it went straight to the audio file. I clicked on it and it went straight to the audio file. I clicked on it. It went straight to the audio file. My publisher of my Tyson Cornell clicked on it. It went straight to the audio file. That's a new one. I like that the story keeps changing. It's more fun. I like the idea of just every person he mentions going. Yeah I clicked on it. Yeah it's the books. All right I gotta go.

Straight out of the belly. You gotta chat to him. Yeah no it's the whole book. Wherever. Yeah I gotta run dude. Later. We got audible involved. Why would you get audible involves? What is the audible to do with anything? And also audible, it's owned by Amazon, it's an Amazon company. I highly doubt they're taking phone calls from Stuttering John, complaining about some guy at Rochester posting an EP3 somewhere.

Someone might be bored somewhere. I don't know. He's lying. Here's the thing that, who do they think is watching him? Everybody knows the real story. Well, right. And that is a good question. Everyone is watching him, is watching him to goof on them. You can tell by the chat. You can tell me the super chats. They're funny.

Right. They're hilarious. They're all goofing on them. I don't know who's gonna convince with this stuff. And I've heard the book. He's led as many websites and Patreon's pointed out as possible. It'll only help. Yeah. I mean, Jesus. And we started to talk about legal proceedings against Mr. Heberger. Well, shall I say Ms. Heberger? He couldn't let that one go without Mr. Chetnery. He again. He burned sick burn. Should I say Msy for curd? My attorney legal shield, S. Quia III,

was not available. Look at hilarious. This is John being a little sensitive bitch. So, on his show, call my kids fucking losers. And I have it on audio. And when I talked to Vinnie Paulineau, and let me tell you how this works, I said Vinnie, how can you support Carl when he calls my kids fucking losers?

They're innocent. They didn't. All right. This whole thing, John needs to really get over this thing where I called his kids. I called your kids fucking losers knowing that you would hear it and be upset about it, Chad. And it worked.

And it worked way more than I thought it was going to be out of it. But yeah, I even wrote it in the description just to fuck with them. And he's still yelling about that. Do his kids know who the fuck I am? No. Does anyone know who my know who his kids are? What the fuck's the difference here? What's he talking about?

My kids don't know that this idiot bragged about having photos of my underage daughters and his hard drive. They don't know that, because I'm not presenting that information to them, and they don't watch this shit. Because I'm a dad that watches my fucking kids. Right. You're not yelling about it every day on the internet. Yeah. Red 4735 bucks is John going to forget that he honors his contracts just before the big show feel bad for Vinnie and Cardiff. Yeah. Well, I think Vinnie doesn't care anymore. He's off John watch, but I guess

Cardiff got fired during this episode too. You mentioned he's no longer working with the potato, so I don't know what's going to put that. Well, he, this is his quote, I don't do business with vegetable. That's an actual quote. And the job. Yes. So that followed by that followed by sped up the F my mother went.

I was. That's. Don't go Chris five bucks. The maniacal laugh of Carl is my absolute favorite. I'll be like John, every time that that's just an honest thing that you're not being sarcastic at all. I'm like, I'll see you two bucks. I should tell John, you call, I should tell John

to call you Carl Sheeberger. That would be a good sick burger. I'm surprised he hasn't come up with that yet. Yeah, wow. He's burger with cheese. I was called Sheeberger in about second grade. I don't think John's reached that level of maturity. Just, yeah, dang, wizard.

10 year olds. SJ thinks answering the phone on a show is how professionals act. It's enraging that he's never put effort into anything. Listen back and Kumya was the reason you continued covering Southern John. Oh, is that true? I think it's because John got really upset that I was

talking about him. Well, he's threatened to break your legs. Yeah, that was the first thing he did. Yeah. And then he was going to sue me. And I was like, well, you got to pick one of the other. You don't want to get the wall involved. And my legs broke and people are going to feel bad for me. Full tear 35. Well, he does, he does bring up something real, real quick. You know, this whole thing really kicked off because John was texting Vinny during the point, double point, say things to Phil and Vinny didn't have his phone with him or he wasn't looking at his phone. He's on the air. Yes.

And John, really, that's what set him over the edge with Vinny. Correct. Because John sent Vinny eight texts in a row. Yes. He's a chick. He's a chick bitch. That is mad that her man is not responding to him. A Voltaire 3, 2, 5, 5 bucks.

I thought, Southern John saw Perry and started to lean into the faking how dumb you are thing. But lately, there has been some real sincerity to his stupidity. Yeah, I know a lot of people think that this is a bit or a work. It seems like it must be and it's not. That's what's crazy about this whole thing. You'll never doubt this man. Don't ever doubt him. We all go through this too. Don't we, Julie? Like, we sit there.

Yeah, because I just did this like a month or two ago where I'm like, I'm just faking being the stupid. There's no way. There's no stupid. I launched you a big that's David and I go, what the fuck happened to Carl? Oh, I gotta let it, let it's going on. Cause I've just like, there's no way. This is the person on earth. There's no fucking way.

Lawyers got in money five bucks. The food and secure daughter was living in a trash cat like Oscar. I meant it literally. Barbara, $10 because of his experience with a constant Sandy Vag. He should reach out to Summer's Eve to see if they did a new spokesperson, and doosh. Danglizard, Vinny Buttboy L when we tried to help, dabble dumb. Guess what, Vinny? Guess we're making this hard to be today.

Let's start, I'll just start inventing words, please. Okay. Okay. Rick, you 32, 25 bucks, and not a single person who pays curl money ever got the full on an audio buck. I know, maybe I shouldn't set it out to people. I'd be funny if I put red.

I should post it now. That'd be kind of funny. Since he wants it to happen so badly. Thank you, Janet Jacob, for becoming a new member. We appreciate that. Uh-oh, a powerful attorney is here. Consider this a cease and desist she burger. Oh no.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. I got some powerful turtis. Just so you know, they're on retina. They're always on the tainer. It reels.

20 bucks. I was so mad about these things, but I already forgave him and offered to watch his cats and have a beer with him in Cape Coral. Yeah, that's one of the great things about John. And then he tries to treat that like, yeah, I was being the big of person. I was ready to kiss and make up. It's like, okay, you can't beat this outrage that I said your kids are fucking losers when you thought

we were gonna be friends living in Cape Coral together. You know, it's a bit of a point. He brings up offering to help around your house as if he jumped on a grenade for you. As if, you know, it's like this crazy thing. If he offers a favor, it's the same as doing a favor in his mind. Right.

That's it's great. It's a fun little, I mean, you can just scrub around anywhere and just find those little screenshots. Three times. And not to mention, he was the admin of his discord that he gave away for free, honest patron, and in that discord, not only did they use the N word, the J word.

He makes a chew as a slur. It's unbelievable. You just shan't, you just shan't. I just thought you were a little girl. Oh, dude, busted. It's so stupid. Oh my God. And also you shouldn't say not only did they use the Edward, like that's the word. That's the big one right there. You know, right, right.

Nobody hears the word June goes, is that dope? You better put that in our song. Otherwise, you're not gonna be able to say that. But the other thing I love is he goes, he put it up for free on his Patreon, which you have to pay to get it be a part of it. Right. Again, another moronics. Yeah. The thing that John leaves out here is what I've always complained about. The fact that John was trying my Patreon taken down because it

was counted to my Discord. And the things being discussed in my Discord were against the terms of service of Patreon. So I had to make a disconnection so that you no longer get whatever perks you were getting in our Discord when you sign up for our Patreon. Not a big deal, but John was trying my Patreon taken down. He was actively talking to Patreon

and I remember this poor person of Patreon and I was working with the support team over there. They had to go through and read all of the threads that are discredited. Oh, no. There's just thousands, thousands of threads. They had to go through and find these people who are using gamer words out there.

I'm like, what a horrible job that's gotta be. Yeah. More entertaining. But they continued to trash my kids And Carl was the admin and he fucking denied it and we have proof and I still have the proof because I still have a folder With the screenshots where Carl he burger is denying it and he is the admin of that fucking very discord All right, I talked to you. You're out of order, you're out of the digital ports out of order.

I have got, I talked to Jennifer, I didn't deny that I had access to take things out. Just thought I wouldn't. It's not my job. I don't give a shit with people who are saying I'm my discord. Why would I care about that? Oh, you know why you care?

You are jelly. That's why. Okay. All right, yeah, let's skip ahead to where Vince gets involved here You know Vince's motto is always be trolling John's not learned that yet My arm fucking he had license and ended up going to me to me. Uh, Lippa Spies, thank you, you two member.

Oh, God. Oh, Vince Deloyer, miss beginning, we have a lawsuit versus fat Vitty Polina. Probably. Probably. I love that. Probably. Why not? What time is it?

Yeah, we got a lawsuit. Yeah. That's an amazing time. So yeah, I would imagine that the whole about. But again, the test, the test of John's loyalty, he's mother fucked Vinnie for weeks on here for anything and everything. And now the minute Vinnie's like, hey, we may Vince goes, hey, we may have a lawsuit against Vinnie goes, you know, Vince, it's good point. Oh, yeah, he literally says, I'll call you afterwards. We'll talk about it. Of course, he'll call.

My life had a guy go on a fucking show and start trashing me. He didn't though. And he claims he wasn't. When I played a clip, you'd be a judge. You'd be the judge. I am the judge. He wasn't trashing it. No, he should have. Jameson Link, thanks for putting it in. judge. You'd be the judge. I am the judge. He wasn't crashing it. Now he should have James in link. Thanks. What are your reasons, Sue? I'm gay. A dude, I think say Vinny's act like calls, but basically, oh, okay, do better. Okay,

sorry, I apologize, not but buddy's ass kisser. Is that better? That's better. Sorry. That's really what I meant. Yeah. I'm trying to say, well, look, right. He's trying to figure out the will accept the term. He's not trying to figure out the, the counteractor. Is this glory?

Whole day, Sunday. Yeah, it is. Brian Homes. How much do you see inside your refrigerator? Microwave. David Kanks, why did Vinnie abandon you?

This is bullshit because he's, he likes to kiss the ass of Carl. Ooh, that's right. And Vinny is not the best friend to Carl. Vinny's the one who gave me this. No. As soon as he did this, I'm like, ah.

This is Vinny. Here we go. Vinny gave me that. Vinny gave you that? What the fuck? Get Vinny gave me that. Vinny gave you that? What the fuck? Get Vinny out of the phone right now. What an asshole. Such an idiot.

He really has a way to say it. How did he give it to him? Did he send him the Instagram link? That it was posted on the right, no shit. It's just like when he's posting these photos of me that are all over the internet for where I used to work. And he's just like, look at what I found. Like yeah, well, my company boasted it.

That's why I was able to find it. Hawaii and Pizza 87, since October's over, is this now, Stutt Jo Vemper? Could be, that's not a bad. Yeah, we gotta come with us. It's a better name, but it's not bad. Dang wizard, actually the leg breaking was later.

You did a victory lap because Kumi had talked about you covering SJ with Kevin and how funny the glory days bit was. Yes, that's right. You know what? I now I remember we did the Opie episode. And then I think three episodes later, we did Stuttering John and then I went on the Anthony Kumya show like right after that.

Oh, he loved the glory days. Yes, and it was a, well, because I remember the first, I think it was episode 109 of Who Are These Podcasts, where we first reviewed Settling John's Podcast. And it was everything that we make fun of him for today, was all around to the one show. It was unbelievable. He was talking about, in second grade,

he was the best trumpet player. He was the bus in the school play. His teacher said that he asked provocative questions. He was gonna be famous with her without Howard Stern like all of his greatest hits and just the first episode I'm like holy shit. What is this guy bracket about his unbelievable and all right good call dang listen. Thank you for that That remembering of our history here with Starring John Melendez Saddam he with five dollars. I've never seen that before. Holy shit. Every moment John life is seen in Hoosiers

when Dennis Hopper stumbled onto court drunk. We should get that. That is true. I think we could like change the habit. Oh yeah. I got a guy. Send a to me. Yeah, I know you do.

All right, good. A powerful 35 bucks. Your honor, I have submitted the photo shots as send it to me. Yeah, I know you do. All right, good. A powerful 35 bucks. You're on her. I have submitted the photo shots as exhibit a Guys good. That's great Goat-maupe 14 bucks. You should do a end-of-year special point double point Where you all share your top three picks for the evidence that John is dumbest man alive like a class section lawsuit But also a great ass hits. That's not a bad idea. Actually fun. We're making a contest. If I may tweak this a little bit, I think we can

do this once a month. Jon's dumbest moment of the month. Every every the last dabble point we do, we we each bring an example. Fuck it. Let's take it on the road. I'm thinking 30 sitting 30 cities. 40 days. Come on. I don't believe he was here. He would have came up with that idea. So, figure out, was I invited? No, I was not. Oh yeah, we'll get into that shit, though.

Unbelievable. Madam Priest, the funniest thing about SJ's peace offering to Carl is that he has no cats. So random and kind of creepy to offer to a person you've never met in person Yeah, I don't live in Florida full time a heavy cats there would be very problematic It's really just a bad thing. I got a neighbor right next door I could see his house out of my window right now never once asked me to take if I need help with any of my pets No, and he's right there talking weird thing to offer.

Yeah. Regardless. Also, I know that John's not good with litter boxes. That's the crazy part about it too, is that it's well-documented. The John has a filthy litter box. He does not like cleaning. Yeah. And then he offers to help us with ours.

Oh, remember, it's a short term. I would have literally anyone else in Cape Coral do that for me. Yeah. For the study. I don't know unless you want your cats dead. That's the best guy for the job. Like Sri 6969, aka Rupert Pupkin, aka the real VIP. Imagine having pics of Shui's gross joke.

I know my phone's full of them. I'm working on it. SG fanboy 92. Hello, Fada. Hello, mudda. By me, a house. I have a stutter. That's a good idea.

I think Mike can get out of that. It's good. Janet Jacob, who just became ever, John X offended by people trashing his trans kid because he knows he has no talent. And all he has, all he has is to get sympathy from his liberal viewers. Correct. And that's why he gets called out for called people butt boys and misgendering people

because he's cultivated his audience who are all clutching their pearls over everything somebody says. When I had that conversation with, I'll call the conversation, when I had that conversation with Michael Chan, he got to grow up and get over the fucking language shit. Some language policing people who cares if people use the N word in my discord. How does that affect you in any single fucking away? It does. This guy thinks Obama, this guy thinks Obama banned the R word. Yeah. You can say retard. No, no.

Yeah. He, he, he goes, it's a law. Yeah, it's a law. No. He, he's unbelievable. Um, Yeah, it's a lore. No, he's unbelievable. Beelow Bradley, five bucks. Wait until John finds Carl's secret only fans. Do not tell John about my only fans. Do not, guys, don't let that get out, all right?

Don't tell anybody about it. Don't tell me. Oh, you know what I should, I do have an only fans. I forgot. Oh no. It was a consequence of the creep off years ago. Such a horror. You know, I did. I did. I don't look bad. It's probably there still. I don't. I haven't

looked at it. What are you? The Tom Gulley show five bucks. I want to see dab over squares. Nine people quiz on John's greatest bungles. I'll how he would squares. We could turn this into a game show. You know what? Holy shit. All right. This is actually a really good idea because one of the things, and I've been talking to people about this, you guys know that we do to catch an alien. Oh, yes. And you know, before we did that, we had who said it. We've had a couple of different shows that we do on who are these podcasts. One of the things I miss from morning radio are the, the contests, the game show things. People call in and you try to figure out what all whack packers

going to say or what they're trying to what were their target of the answer, whatever that the game is, you know. And if we could actually create a stuttering John show, there was also a game show. I can do drunken squares, right? And one thing I'm saying, uh, uh, Vinnie Paulino and Phil Elmore, same square. We get them in the same square together. Number one. I love it. That'd be so cozy. Bottom square.

Yeah. But yeah, I mean, that would be so awesome to just, uh, all right. I got to take Loco. Here's a question for you. I got to think about that a little bit more. Huh. That's, uh, that's a pretty good idea.

Erica and W-A-T-P and T-S-N-D-B-L, verse, power couple, love it. Love you, Erica and. Thank you, Erica. Appreciate it. All right, let's skip to some of the good stuff here. Oh, this is just a funny one. Let me see if I can scrub to 51.

Dup. Let's see. Why? I responded accordingly. You say tongue and cheek, you racist. Saddamie, it's all over the place. And this is great. Call a bot, Al, thanks a lot, Shaman.

You can say this is your rock bottom though. Nope. Never. Wow. I love that answer. What you can say is your rock bottom? No, never. I have so much father to fall.

You know, I know what's the same. Wait until next month. But he did, did you catch him doing the Asian slur, too? Yeah. Oh my god. He did. Oh, so funny. Tongue and chink, I think he said.

He can't talk. Yeah. Also, John, if you're watching this, I'm sure you are. It's Carlabad AI. It's Carlobot AI. It's artificial intelligence. He always calls it AL. Carlobot AL. Get idiot.

Okay. Oh, okay. This is the thing that I really want to get to here. Well, let me play John talking about his memory because that's always funny, especially when he doesn't know what he's talking about. Immediate after saying his memory is great. Yeah. While that was going on and I'll tell you I was on the phone with Vinnie. This is how good my memory is. This is how good memory is. Ready? Check this out.

How was that Jersey Mike's getting a roast beef sandwich and I remember they said to me, do you want it Mike's way? I'm like, what? You want a Mike's way? What? I guess when you go to Jersey, Mike's they call it Mike's way. It's like they don't let us to me don't. Yeah, I don't do this thing. But I know. I'm about to tell me he was gonna do it. I said, what time? And he and he said like it'll start at one or two whatever the time. It's so good as Mary. But one of my favorite parts is as if they said something so offensive to them, they go do you want it my ex-waiting goes what?

And then after the say time, he points to his ears as if he can't hear it, but then doesn't say anything about not being able to hear him and then just goes, I don't let his tomato, I don't know what's going on there. Why was that detail clear to this story? I don't know. Why are you pointing to your ears? You go like, I couldn't hear her or something.

You didn't say any of that. No, no, he heard it. He didn't know what Mike's way about and then he goes I remember everything He told me it was out of the water to I don't know and I fucking rushed home so I could watch and I started watching and there it was There was Vinnie And I text Vinnie And there it was, there was Vinny. And I text Vinny eight fucking times. Why are you admitting this?

Why would you admit this? Okay, this is where he's gonna pull up the text conversation. Now, again, this is just a bitch move. If you're gonna start showing or reading text messages, but this is incredible because at first he pulls it up and then he's trying really careful not to dox anyone. And this goes on for about a minute where he's going, it's so professional, John, very professional. Classic. But I have to point out where he's going, ah, ah, ah, ah, ah, it's so professional, John. Very professional.

Classic. But I have to point out what he's saying on here, because we were talking about on point, dabble point, Phil O'More sent a email to the comedy club saying, I don't think you should have, or actually, he didn't say you shouldn't have me. I just, I hope you guys are aware. You have a comedian performing there.

Yeah, I hope you're aware. You have a comedian performing there who has actively gotten sponsor, a sponsor to cancel from the Shuley network. Basically, just saying this guy's a prick. He's going after people's livelihoods and trying to get money taken away. Not to mention also threatening people with violence as well. That too. Yes, those are the two things that Phil pointed out in the email. And John in almost a Chad Zumak-like fashion goes, I didn't actually get a spot just taking away. I just said I did. Right. That's what Phil is reacting to, dummy. And then he goes, and then I said, we'll go after more.

And that was just bravado. Yeah. That wasn't. Yeah, you can. So we're not supposed to take him seriously. And then when we do take him seriously, we're the assholes. And instead of bravado, say that was a fucking lie. I'm a liar. You're right.

Instead of bravado. Yeah. All right. So he wrote, uh, Phil also attacks my kids. Has Phil ever talked about John's kids? I haven't, I haven't heard all of Phil's broadcast, but I can guarantee you that I'll say he's never gone after his kids the way John paints the picture.

Maybe he's commented on something they've had in social media or in the news when they get in the news, but other than that, no. No, because there always was when anyone ever brings up John's kids, because John keeps bringing up his kids. So if you're talking about John, so John brings up his kids again,

and then he's like, they're trashing my kids. Like, no, we're talking about, we're observing you, John. If you keep talking about your kids and bringing them up, then we're going to talk about that because that's something that you are doing. And he said, at some point during this, that Phil trashes his kids all the time. And I've watched a lot of Phil, and I've never seen him

say anything about his kids, so he's just making this shit up. Phil trashes his kids all the time. I've watched a lot of Phil and I've never seen him say anything about kids. So he's just making this shit up. Phil also takes my kids. I have zero socket counts. Another lie. This has been proven. We know that John has had many, many socket counts. Don't let up.

Keep calling them out. Please bring up the acts of violence as Phil tried to get me canceled. Vinnie, I didn't get the shit where sponsor taken away from him. That was a muttering J. John. This guy keeps bullshit about me. Now the reason why I read that is because John points out grammar even in this video all the time. He always points out people spell things wrong or word things incorrectly. John, you got to stop doing that. Yes, I'll talk about people's appearance and stop talking about their grammar because you're terrible at both of these things and Add intelligence to that fucking list too. Well, you're out of the shit about that. Good points. You're a very good point Yeah, they can't have one and two without three The last houses that you like to bring up

So right here he's showing that muttering J is responsible for you guys losing a sponsor and He's showing that muttering J is responsible for you guys losing a sponsor. And then when he takes this down and just starts reading it, he doesn't include that detail when he's reading it. That was the telling part. That's how you know he fucked up and he ratted out his boy because he changed it when he was reading it later. And it's very interesting, very interesting. This is my favorite real quick, Julia.

I want to get back to that. My favorite is this last note here. He says, they are obsession is not only pathetic, but someone laughable to a man of my intelligence. Let me read that again. They are obsession is not only pathetic, but someone laughable to a man of my intelligence. You can't write this shit.

And even better is under the one where he says, muttering J was the one who canceled my sponsors. Yep. He writes, all these guys are just a bunch of bullies. Yeah, you should associate with these people. Meanwhile, he's best friends with muttering J. Yeah. Yeah, they're going after people's livelihoods, but we're the bully. Okay.

Got it. You see something else. But also Carl, in your opinion, I don't know how you felt about Phil's letter in the first place, but I mean, clearly now you see there was an active campaign by John and friend to hurt business and financially. And it kind of makes Phil's letter seem like nothing to me. Right. When Phil was on your show with Vince, and you guys made him read his email,

out loud, everyone, oh, that's all it was. Yeah, it was not a horrible email. Just like, I just want you guys to be aware, the person that you've booked did this thing and that thing, he's kind of a piece of shit. And he wrote it very eloquently. It was thoughtful. Well, he's very well spoken.

He's well spoken. So a kind of a man and you don't. Oh, sorry. I never heard them apologize. I did it that one by accident. I'm just filled with John sounds on my other window. I could just I literally I don't even have to look. I could just hit something. We were having a Twitter war and trashing each other and trying to outdo each other I'm not gonna make it. I'm not gonna make it. See, John's always got an excuse.

So when he told Arty Lane to kill himself and people like to point out, like, you know, John, that was kind of a shitty thing to say. That was different. I was kidding. Yeah, it's always different when it comes to things that John does. Yeah, always. It's great.

Okay, speaking of, it's always different when it comes to things that John does. This is like about the Alex Dinebat here. But since you blocked me, my cousin, Mexican cupcake, we'll post it on X. You gave me two to one odds. Okay. So he's saying, John, you owe Alex Dine money. I have the video clip. You gave him two to one odds.

Because John is so stupid when it comes to betting. He bet blind, Mike, $1,000 to $100. He had a higher IQ than him. I was like, that proves you don't have a high IQ. If you're betting $1,000 to $100. He had a higher IQ than him. He's like, that proves you don't have a high IQ. If you're betting $1,000 to $100. Right out the gate, you know. That's not a good negotiation tactic. He was teaching children math.

I know, he's so proud of himself. He would have to give me two to one odds. Because Atlanta wasn't even fucking in the fucking championship series. Oh, so you do know the bat. Oh, oh, oh, that's interesting. So you do know that you bet the Braves to win the World Series. But why the fuck would that mean that Alex had to give you two to one odds because the Braves didn't make it to the championship series? What the fuck does that do with anything? Are you following this, Julie?

And well, look, I know nothing about baseball. It bores the shit out of me, but I know for a fact that at that point in time, when that bet was made at Atlanta, was the hottest team in the league, one of the hottest teams in the league. And a lot of people projected them to win the series at the beginning of the year. And especially at that point in the year. So correct. It wasn't a wild bet. That's why it was two to one odds. Right. You know, well, and again, John's the one who made the bet with Alex. Alex and that's Correct. It wasn't a wild bet. That's why it was two to one odds. Right. You know. Well, and again, John's the one who made the bet with Alex.

Alex didn't ask for a bet. Yeah. And he's the one that made the terms worse for himself. So that's what he's like, well, no, it had to be the other way around. But I thought you'd remember it, John. Let's go. All right. What's events talking about now?

Thanks for the Bobbuck. John, if anything Phil wrote about you's false, it can be defamation and serious. Also, Google, Tautius, interference with contract, ask lawyer. I will. Thanks Vinnie. And you know, he just never learned, he'll never learn that Vinnie's always fucking with him. It's amazing. All right, let's skip ahead because what's really going on here, of course, is that John

is reading through the text thread between him and Vinnie, calling him unprofessional. He really calls Vinnie out here, and this is insane. If I were you, I would leave the dabble verse once and for all. And Vinnie knows he has had that to me. And he'd be a liar if he disagrees. So he was the one who kept telling me leave, leave, leave. So when I leave, he's mad at me. Oh, so he's referring to here is they had a meeting on the calendar that John was supposed to go to and John didn't show up. And he's like, he told me to get off the internet. Like, well, not at that time.

You guys had a meeting. I thought you're show. Yeah, it wasn't a show where you have a meeting. It was a meeting about your upcoming show. And, you know, again, it was a no-call no show. It wasn't like, hey, I'm taking a break. I'm going to skip this meeting. Right.

You had two people there who are, again, are not making anything extra off of this, you know, that are looking to help you that are taking time out of their lives to do this for you. And you don't even have the decency or the courtesy to fucking reach out and go, I'm not going to be able to make, can we do it another time. But also, it's not on the internet, this meeting. It was a Zoom call, yeah. A Zoom call.

Well, and also, you're comedian going to do all Zoom calls. Yeah. Yeah, but your comedian booked to do a show at a comedy club. What are you meeting with people about? Just show up and do your fucking show. Yeah, I do have to say Vinnie's kind of, there's some issues I have with Vinnie on this one

because he claims he went into the office three hours earlier than he was going to to have this call with John and John never showed up but Vinnie never texted him or called him and said, hey, you coming to this thing or what? He just sat there and then was upset the John and John and said, well, you gotta know that John's not gonna keep a good calendar.

Anyway, remind him when he has a meeting. But he doesn't know what time it is. Yeah, he never knows what time it is. That. He doesn't know what coast he's on. That's right. He doesn't know what time it is. Yeah.

But also that was after the Phil Elmore point, double point where he wasn't Vinny didn't answer him in eight texts. So I think even if Vinny reached out to him, I don't think John was coming to that. That was his, you know, when you ask your wife what's wrong, she goes, nothing. That was his nothing. Correct. Yes. Right.

He was punishing Vinnie for not responding. Yeah, but great. So what about, now here he's like the fucking jilted girlfriend. What about my time? What about my break? Does that mean nothing? I agree with John on this one. He wants me a little bit more on that.

That's for sure. But John's the one who texted him eight times in a row. So I don't know that he's coming off as the macho one of this relationship. They're both they're both playing for team power bottom and this I got I got I got I got I got I was straight shooter. I got a call like I see enough. You should have wrote does that mean anything many but okay. So John's correcting these crab. Are you just saw when he was writing? Did he? He's correcting his career. I know that saw what he was writing. Did he just, he's correcting his crab, I know.

Then it's such a bitch move, but also it's just not the right play for John. It's just not a go-to. Well, not after what we just saw. That's what I made, it's so, he's so stupid. Bologna factory, I love the Bologna factory. Kanoga Park squares, yes. Hey.

That's a great idea. Dude, Bologna factory, never stop what you're doing. Every time I hear Joey see talk, all I think of as Mr. Shake now. And who did John, who was John talking to you the other day? He had a show with someone and I was like, oh, that could be meatwad. I don't know, now I gotta think about that, remember.

But I wasn't a, was it Kate Meeney? Because he had a great intro for her. I don't know if you heard it All right great. Kate meanie on the show today. I had no idea she was Kevin meanies dad It's amazing. He's amazing. No, you know what I was Oh Jenna. Yeah, oh Jenna could be meatwad. Yeah, that would be really funny Oh, that's great. That would be great. That's a great call. Mr. Kill, everything five bucks. Dendering John makes white to Carl's Cowbacuity pictures every day while getting high on cat

p-fumes from the dirty litter box. Well, Chad watches. Wow, that was a rig guy wasn't expecting that at the end. Everybody gotten involved in that. I met Mr. and Mrs. Kill everything in Detroit. They came out to our show. They look like a very happy couple. Those are great.

They're great. J32 box, John texting with Mike's way all over his fingers. Mike's way. You want it, Mike's way? No, I'm understanding. I took me a second. I got you. Yeah, I got you.

Jan Jacob, I rushed home with my 12 inch Mike's way sub onto one arm and a 30 pack under the other arm. I remember it. You're not gonna beat this. Still trapped. Dang lizard. You can do family feud. We asked 100 SJ podcasts.

Where did Carl, what did Carl do to John? One, post a link to his audio block, two, Trash's kids. Three, take a link to his audio block. Two, trash his kids. Three, take clips from Beer on the balcony. Yes, there's actually not a bad idea. We just make every old game show, John, you know, John Super Password, you know, everything. Everything could be in Moose or John.

Yeah, that's good. Actually, you know what would work really well is that's can you put a blank in there? Yeah, you put a blank in there and try to figure out what John said. Trying to match the stars. Oh, how about like this is one of the phrases.

Joseph, vulnerable. Wait, oh, wait, hold on. Oh, how about like this is one of the phrases? Joseph. Vongerable. Wait. Uh oh. Wait. Hold on. Oh, my God. Any mayor, Tim Bucks.

Carl, update on Dan Fulotto. Evident, Stuttering John is again reached out to Dan to beg not to release tapes. And now why is saying he had the rock Dan, every time he mentions him, says, Dan, who's a friendful life, yes. I know that was such a dumb lie. He's like, oh, that Dan full auto. No, you know exactly who you were talking about. You talked about how it was on the Arty's show. They were living together at the time. Dan was

trying to help out already at the time. And yeah, I do keep in contact with Dan. He's got some amazing stories. I know you've talked to Dan. Yeah, he's I, he's got some amazing stories. I know you've talked to Dan. Yeah, he's great. He's got some amazing stories. The shit that he has on Scott the engineer, I was pleading with Dan to come on my show and talk about it, but he does not want to get involved in this world.

He wants nothing to do with this world. There's so many people who would be so grand this show, they're like, but leave me fucking out of it. I don't want to be, they're face showing up on these things and giving ammo to Stuttering John or at least. Probably not. He turned. Yeah.

Well, I am, but. J and H comics, five bucks. I did not mean a gaysluh, just a kissing of man on man buttocks, Carla, Bucksway. I don't know why. Bucksway is really going to catch that, I think. Barnes and Nubes, I love Barnes and Nubes videos, and Taylor's anonymous. Homophobic John has leaking out,

was leaking out of him amongst other things. Yeah, it's always leaking. For this entire rant, it was fun to watch him try to edit himself and fail as usual. John's go to is misgendering and calling guys gay. Those are his two things, It's bizarre of powerful attorney. Mike Clayne does not know about the bet. And if he said anything, it's not considered evidence.

You're right. That's great. That's good. He's powerful. Vinnie, you could, Vince could learn a thing or two. Yeah, that's a lawyer. That's a lawyer.

The dude minds 89, 10 bucks. Vinnie is fri-lock is stuttering John's carl That's pretty good too I just love those videos so much because now whenever I hear John talking I'm just picturing Carl talking Because the awkward long silences when he's trying to think of his next word. He's gonna say best That's the best It's unbelievable. I've never met someone who talks with this cadence Yeah like a thing, it's unbelievable. Never met someone who talks with this cadence. Yeah, that gaps of dead air are just magic.

Can I tell you the thing that pisses me off the most that John does, I know you guys have pointed this out before, when he asks himself questions and then answers them. That man I've to apologize because he's too stubborn and he won't apologize. And I hate doing business with people who refuse to admit when they're wrong and when they made a mistake. Was I wrong by missing the meeting?

Yes. Did I have a justification? Yes. Did I say my bad? Did I apologize? Yes. And he says, and also don't type things to me. Like, I'm going to run to my little butt buddy. That's fucking bullshit So he's running that too Vinnie calling me with butt funny

But the other thing that I thought I said my bad. Yeah, I said my bad He goes he goes did I fuck up? Yes, did I have a good excuse? Yeah, of course I did Sounds like wait, are you really sorry for what you did? Or it doesn't seem like you are at all? He never really said, he never said, I'm sorry, he said, my bad. Yeah, I know. Yeah, a million times. He's always justified.

Oh, my bad. So it's different in his case. This is funny because John, as I pointed out, wants to be the victim. He actually, he's amazing, because he'll go back and forth between, he's the goat, he's the center of the dab back and forth between he's the goat, he's the center of the dabbleverse, he's the talented one, he's the reason why everything exists, and then he's also the victim and everyone's picking on him and poor me, and it's seamless for him

to go back and forth between these two things. I was going to say, we already have done that, it's been noted that you worked it out, don't bring it up anymore. And he goes, you just told me to go around to my butt, buddy, to trash you. I go, dude, I'm not playing the victim. I am the victim. But yeah, Carl said, I try and play the victim on that show, and now you mimic what he said.

See, John thinks that no one can have their own thoughts in their heads. So he thinks because I've said that John plays the victim. That's why Vinnie said it. No, he's just observing you. He's just observing you act. What's ironic is he doesn't have his own thoughts in his head. All his thoughts are second and third hand from mostly trolls giving him bullshit. Yes. He's unbelievable. I was he's unreal. I was watching your show last night, Uncle Rico show. And Bob believe he just fucking lost it at one point. He's like, he thinks everyone's as dumb as he is. It's like that's literally what's wrong with Chad.

He treats his audience if there is dumb as he is and we're not, we're not as stupid as you, Chad. No one thinks like you do. You think like a moron. Speaking of Uncle Rico, what are you guys doing? You guys got a show on today at four? We have a show on today at four. you do, you think like a moron. Speaking of Uncle Rico, what are you guys doing? You guys got a show on today at four?

We have a show on today at four, and I think I know Elmors in, and I'm trying to get, I think we have confirmation of Vinnie Paulino, so we're going to bring those two worlds together. Hopefully these boys, like I said, face to face like a man who don't like to work out. Come on the show and and settled this. And so do I do I think it will be settled? No. Do I think a lot of people will watch it? Yes. Well, we got almost 1400 watching us right now. This is a good warm up for that show. We'll all be tuned in to watch the. Will there be 1400 fat jokes? Yes.

That will be. For sure. Julie, I'm going to play a few more classes. You feel free to hop off. I am just kind of grab some lunch before the next shift starts here at the sweatshop known as the Julie network. But thank you so much for having me on. Jan, always a pleasure seeing you,

beautiful. Great to see you. And you ain't too bad yourself. He burger. Thank you for having me. Thank you so much. Do you have that last minute? You had a show last night? Show this morning, a show this afternoon. Thank you so much. But I really appreciate it. It means a lot to me. Anything from my car. All right, the great Shule E guy will be tuned in at, uh, at four o'clock. I saw Kevin Brennan bitching the other day that we did a show, you know, point devil points at four o'clock and Friday's. Oh, against is. Yeah. It's up against his show. It's like, sorry. So tune in to, uh, the Julie network. All right, I got a few more things I do want to play on here because this is insane.

John brings up, we've played it. Anyone who's watching this has probably heard him say, you got a problem with me. You know where I am. Every day at three o'clock, I'm at the Pickwick pub. Yes. You got a problem with me. You come and see me.

You come and find me at the pub. Imagine having guys come to the place that you hang out looking for you. Would that be cool at you? Then why did you invite people to come fuck with you there? And don't tell people where you are. He, he, so right before that he goes and then the other day someone showed up to pick like looking for me. Fortunately, I wasn't there. But would you like that? If someone was like, dude, you invited this into your life. And to answer this question, no, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. I don't tell them where I hang out.

I don't invite anyone anywhere. I don't tell anyone where I hang out ever, because it's a bad idea. Now, honestly, the thing that John will never understand is that everything is happening to him is because of him. He's invited all of this into his life. And he loves to think that it's ever else's fault. This is just a minor detail that sums up his life perfectly.

He'll go on the internet, threaten people, tell him he's gonna fight them, tell him where to show up, and then they do, and he's like, I see, I'm a victim! I can't believe! This is just a very poignant example, but there are many others where he creates this world that he lives in and then bitches about it. The other thing I wanna talk about with this show is John doesn't understand what a roast is. Yes.

So John's whole thing and what kind of led to the issue here, John does not want me at the show, kind of me at the Carlson. He's made that quite clear. I didn't want to go to John's show, kind of meet the Carlson. I don't think he's entertaining. So I wasn't gonna go. Right.

But then he says, he's gonna bring up a curl look alike and roast a curl look alike for 10 minutes. Yeah. And I said, well, that's really dumb first off. But if you're gonna do that, then I'm gonna go because what I find annoying, I don't block people on Twitter. Nah.

So if somebody wants to see what I'm tweeting, they can see it. John blocks everyone, he's blocked me. And then he goes out there and tweets about me all day long. We saw the other day when he was scrolling through his Twitter page, five in a row of just my picture and whatever fucking comment he's making. And I can't see that stuff.

It's like that's such a bitch move to do that. And then he's gonna do that right down the street from my house and call me out. And literally I'm not allowed to go according to John. He's all upset with Vinny because Vinny said, yeah, he can go, I don't care. Well, he's also trying to call it a roast, but it's not a roast unless you're there.

Right, that's the thing he's not understanding. He's like, they roasted me. No, we did what we always did. We played clips of you from your show, and we laughed about it. Yeah, and if he had shown up, he probably would've got a standing ovation. He should've shown up.

He was invited. We did not have, there was nobody who wasn't allowed to come. Right. To that thing. I remember Chad Zumak threatened to come. I'm like, fine. What happened?

Cares, you can come. And let me explain to everybody who are Vinnie Paul Lena, as I can recall, hosted Daubelcon at Comedy at the Carlson. Correct. Now correct me if I'm wrong. Someone's at the Carlson correct now correct me if I'm wrong someone's at the door Do you know that wasn't dabble con some of that our door a whole Entire show roasting me and I wasn't there

Now Might get it. All right, okay be right back. Okay. Very good. We'll take you out to the screen for a minute. Um. Oh my God, it's John. Haha, John's at my house. I can't believe it. I don't know if he's ringing the door, maybe it would.

People. Let this sink in. Vinnie Paulina was behind a whole show that roasted me without... do I hear Vinnie's voice shut the fuck up all right buddy get in here he just missed Julie I know I'm listening to the car you fucking asshole I didn't know you were doing a shit did I tell you I was gonna do this if we weren't doing the club? No, I guess you tweeted it. Yeah.

Hi everybody. We've just moved this way, bro. A pipe exploded at the club and everything's in shambles. That's real? Yeah. Oh, you're having a bad day. I'm not having a great day, but I don't want to be there right now. Oh, no.

So like I could, hi everybody. Thanks for having me. Thanks for being here, Betty. Okay, I'm listening to your show in the car. Yeah. And you have an issue with me having this meeting or whatever. You could have just called over Tyson. I texted you. I texted you.

I did. I sent him John a message when that happened. Oh, you did. 20 minutes in. Oh, I thought he said that you never cut it. That's not true. Oh, okay, good. Well, that makes more sense.

Yeah, I thought I would clear that up, but I was like, I don't want to go back there right now. So, here we are. Hi, good. Well that makes more sense. Yeah, I thought I would clear that up But I was like I don't want to go back there right now. So here we are Hi, Danny Can we watch these clips of this because I really have to watch the whole thing? Yeah. Oh gosh I've tried not to because I've been pretty good. I got a lot more hurt Yeah, yeah, all right. Let's get into it. All right. Oh there is trash in me run over to his butt boys house His butt bunny correct correct John correct. Are you going on a greeko today? No.

You're trying to fix the check. There's too much shit going on. And like they wanted to do it at like four. Yeah, it's at four. Yeah, I'm not doing that today. I don't have time. Oh, I did tell, I text or I tweeted it. We did it there.

I tweeted it, Julie. Set up it, set it up for another time. I'll be there. Okay, yeah. I'm not running from you, Phil. Like you tried to run away from me before Julie got involved on Twitter today. Go look at be there. Okay, yeah. I'm not running from you, Phil, like you tried to run away from me before Shulie got involved on Twitter today. Go look at that people.

Explain, please. Oh, I said Phil put up his whole thing about how he's vindicated because Johnson Asshole. I did see that. And some people were saying some things, so I responded to the other people. And I said Phil, I'll be glad to discuss this with you anytime you want to.

And he goes, he basically says, no, no, thanks. And I go, oh, so you'd rather just have a show talking about me than talk to me. Right. And then he kept with that. There's no need for me to have a conversation with you. Are you sure of everything? And then Shoei started texting.

Do it on our show, do it on our show. Which of course he did. So, I guess we'll do it on his show, Phil. All right, see you there. You should go out today, boy. You should go out today. You're fighting off. I think today's gonna be see you there. You should go on today, boy. You should go on today, you're fighting off. I think today's gonna be a good day

for you to go on there, I think. Fun. I don't think anybody would be happy with me today. Let's get caught up real quick. Brother Ted five bucks. Since John's IQ is equal to Albert Einstein, do you think his time would be better spent seeking advancements in particle physics?

Yes. I think his time would be better spent doing anything besides what he does with this time. Hot Body 1330 with 10 bucks. Maybe it's been said, have to catch up, but Carl has said, unbelievable, approximately 20 times this episode. Carl's usually on top of, you know, is an us.

I get why this mango is truly unbelievable, just a friendly note. Thank you for saying that. I do pick up on things that I say as crutches and I will stop saying unbelievable. SGFanboy 92$ can whip it to go bad. Omimija, these whipits. Could they go bad? Bikurius Ray was two bucks. What do you truly think John's IQ is 90, 100? I'd put it in between there some more probably and I don't know a lot about IQ. I know that it's it's not something that necessarily you can improve on. It just kind of is what it is

Yeah, so I don't know if if John's IQ has gone down since his brain has gotten so wet I don't know if that's how that works or not Well, they can't squeeze the alcohol out of it. It's just all in there. They get a worse, worse, worse by the minute. It's a pickle. If someone knows anything about how IQ works, I'd love to know more information on that. And I'd also love for them to take an IQ test.

Ricky, 32, 25 bucks. Wait, Julie, don't go. Carl has another 47 second clip of you to comment on. All right, we're doing a little loose today. Okay, normally I have all my clips pretty well procured, but today I'm just kinda winging it. F.Young, I got a super chat from Dr. Steve, because I do look at my texts during the show.

Oh, yeah, I see that. Ah! Dr. Steve says it's good to see the butt buddies back together. Ah, Steve. Steve wanted to rent my house. He goes, is okay, if I give you a five-star and then shit all over in the comments, look at that.

No. You can't shit on my house on the walls in the comments. No, no, shitting. Those are the rules I have. F.Dot Young, two bucks, up. Skinny Vinnie turned on me. Do you understand that? No, all right

Old correct two bucks looking at John's dick fingers making me sick. It's it's repulsive This really this all should have been audio only I when I started this podcast I never expected to be in front of a camera. I wish I'd be, we shouldn't be looking at John, we shouldn't be looking at me. Um, Bods fake pool, two bucks. It's all Mike's ways fault. It probably is. Did you hear that part of the show? No.

Chad was remembering when you messaged him about checking out Pointe Dabble Point. He remembers everything. I didn't messaged him about checking out Pointe Dabble Point and I didn't call him about Pointe Dabble Point. What? No. He claims that's the whole reason why he was watching and texting you because you told him to watch.

Yeah, not true. I was wondering why you would do that. I didn't. So here is the deal. Wow, all right. As well, no. I'm fine with this dude. He put all this out there.

I'll respond to it. That's fine. I'm just not going to be the one to fucking go and start the problem. Okay. This is really fired up by a house two out of three days this week. All right, this is great. Next, I'll be fired up at the emergency room.

That day, we did the creep-off bonus episode and you said, hey then, come on point to our point with me. Yes. And I said, I would love to tell that fat fuck Phil Almore that I think he's a bitch for writing a letter to the comedy club. Correct. And you said comedy club. Correct. And you said, good. Yeah.

And I said great. But if I go on that show, here's what I know is gonna happen. I'm gonna get my, I'm just, my phone is gonna blow up from John. And I can, I was toying with my, in my brain. Should I just call this guy and tell him I'm doing it or should I not say anything? Did you think you're gonna get eight texts in a row? That's when my phone rang and it was John. Call it me randomly.

Oh. And I answer the phone. I said, hey, John, what's going on? And he was telling me something. We had moved this meeting to Saturday. Now, this meeting by the way, folks, was about. You're talking to me. There's a 1,400 people watching.

Oh, right there. That's right. And I learned this from John. You have to treat everybody like the jury, ad nauseam until they all want to kill themselves. Okay, so go ahead and present your argument. Okay. Four years. He wanted to do the whole point of this thing.

Now he says is my fault, I made the whole thing up, a show that is about his career to highlight the best parts of him. Okay, thank you. You just brought up another thing. I'm sorry to cut you off immediately, but now John is claiming that he never asked for anyone's help and this was never supposed to be anything other than John doing his thing.

Oh. Is that what he says? That's what he said, because you offered to help him out with his show and he goes, I don't need your help. No, okay. Like that would happen. All right, go ahead.

He asked me multiple times. You think I could do something up there at that club with you guys? Now, here's the deal, John. I fed you the picture of Carl in the Calvacati because it was funny. Yeah, it was funny. I agree.

I still think it's funny every time. What's up? It's funny. And the fact that he just kept coming back, wanting more and more information on Carl, is the funniest fucking thing in the world. Yeah's funny. I agree. And the fact that he just kept coming back wanting more and more information at Carl is the funniest fucking thing in the world. And during that, shit got sad. Talkin' to John, shit got sad.

Because a lot of people have done fucked up things to John. Yeah, I know. A lot of people have crossed a lot of lines and done fucked up things. That is true. So, when he says, when he starts saying to me, oh, you know, the kids are all my gigs and they're like, oh, that's kind of shitty. And he's like, that club you got up there, you want to come do something up there? I said, I don't know, John.

I don't know what you would do. He want to go do a whole weekend. Yeah, that was never going to happen. Yeah, five shows in a room. There were also things we wanted in his contract that he didn't get either. So that's also fun. Yeah. But long story short, I said to him, listen, John,

I don't think your value is in standup. Right. You're just- You've seen a standup, but it's terrible. I have seen a standup. Yeah, no, but he still thinks that the squeegee bits are pretty good. Yeah, he told me that a couple of times.

I can't wait to see it now, because that's all he's got. He's gonna have to do it. It's his 70 times and I know that. It's his ball hit transplant. He doesn't realize that we're laughing because it's so bad. Okay, yeah. John, if you don't know a ball hit transplant, let's look that up.

And the reason, by the way, I'm fired up is because I just got off of a set of infuriating text messages with this guy. With John? Yeah. Oh, I thought he was done with you. I thought you were blocking. He was never gonna talk to you again. No, that's what he said yesterday morning.

I'm not blocked on anything. Interesting. Okay. So he asked, I thought about it and I said, John, if you're gonna do something, make it about your career. You're basically, dude, at this point, you're going to fucking Branson.

Right, you're a Branson at this point. It's a Düsseldre. You're not, you're not this cutting edge standup comic. No. You don't put the fucking work in. No. You know what? I don't put the work in anymore. That's why I stopped doing it because I care about the fucking art of comedy.

If I'm not doing a good job, I'm not gonna do it. So dude, I wasn't gonna put him out there at Comedy at the Carlson in a stand up show. I wasn't gonna do it. Yeah, he doesn't qualify. You know you go. We just saw Dan Soder there. Kevin Neill and coming up. You have real working comics who are hilarious. Yeah, Kevin, by the way, Kevin Brennan go fuck yourself. That club doesn't have any good headliners, yeah.

We have great headliners, not you. Yeah. That club does very well and all the people who know Kevin Brennan who do that club are not fake. I was in a green room with some people two weeks ago, and I won't say their names, who brought up Kevin Brennan naturally

and all shit right down his fucking throat. So that's people who are actually in the comedy business. Sorry. Yeah. $16, like PC, Pellenta Fries, PC, Cranberry, Breeb pastry bites, and PC, Eggplant, Parmesan, and Sportliatelle. Wow, only at your super holiday store. I had this meeting with John about pulling clips for his nostalgia show because here's the deal.

We got a lot of time before this thing happens. I don't want to leave a show that big up to just getting to it a week before the thing happens. Sure, so I wanted to make sure everybody was on the same page So that big up to just getting to it a week before the thing happens. Sure. So I wanted to make sure everybody was on the same page and I wanted to basically say to him, tell me about these stories that you want to talk about and the things that you want to talk about and then Cardiff and I will go and figure out what we need to pull and what we need to do to present what you want to present.

Right. You want to do this multimedia? Correct. Sure. I wanted to have this meeting with him on that Wednesday. Yes. Okay. I had to move the time of the meeting

because of something that happened at the club. Okay. And I, hours in advance said, John, got blindsided with something at the club, can we please move this? That won't work for me. I'm glad. Well, it's my fault for moving it when will work for you.

Oh, how about Saturday? Oh, so he picked the day at the time. How about Saturday at one o'clock, my time? So that's four my time. Right. I had to be at the club for Dan Soder at seven o'clock for something. Okay.

So I had to be there anyway and I was like, ah, I changed the time. I'm not gonna be the difficult one. Sure. Sure, John, if that's what you wanna do. So I legitimately came in three hours early to have this meeting and I sat there waiting for him for 20 minutes And I just like do I want to chase him do I even I don't even want to have this fucking meeting?

Do I chase and I said you know what? I'm gonna send him an email right now and just say hey, dude So it wasn't email it wasn't email wasn't a touch it was absolutely an email a hundred percent and I'm gonna be honest with you guys Cuz you're just like I didn't want to have this fucking meeting anyway. I got a correct. And that is full disclosure. I didn't want to do it anyway. And so it was like a half-assed attempt at communication. I'll fully admit that. Sure.

So you are correct, but I did send him something and I waited. Then whatever, nothing happened. I did not chase John. I had no intentions of chasing this motherfucker down because he's annoying as shit. Well, that's very interesting though, because this changes the entire story.

We're John, we were just playing the clip, where he says he's at Jersey mics, right? Is that the name of the place? I've never been there before. I have never been there before. I have never been there, but yes. So he says at Jersey mics and you messaged him and told him to get home by one o'clock

to see this show that we're having, but he actually called you for something. Correct. Is that change his thing? Correct. I don't know if he was a fucking Jersey mics when he're having, but he actually called you for something. Correct. Is that change? Correct. Changes things. I don't know if he was a fucking Jersey Mike's when he called me, but he called me.

And because I was sitting there trying to decide if I was gonna even tell him I was doing this or just wait to get fucking text and yell that later. So when he called, I just said, you know what I do now. I just wanna point out, you've never trashed John. Never. It's so crazy to me that you somehow avoid

trashing John at all times. And he just sees you on my shoulders. He's trashin me. Yeah What did he say? Okay, so this meeting guys? I didn't want to have this meeting anyway It was inconveniently placed at a time. I didn't want to do it He didn't show up and I didn't make a big thing out of it I didn't fucking even bother texting him or saying anything I wanted to see what how he was in a react after missing the meeting. I wanted to find out what his good excuse was. Okay.

So then on Tuesday, I get a message from somebody with a tweet, John's calling you a loser on Twitter. Oh, great. And I'm like, what the fuck? What did I do? And I'm like, Jesus Christ, so I look at it and he's complaining about the show that I went on and defended him on.

Right. Right. And Carl, that show, okay. That is the craziest point, dabble points. I mean, we've been talking about this episode. Do you remember how it was said to me? Do you remember what you said to me after that show? No.

He said, I wasn't sure how you were gonna handle that. Yeah. And I wasn't either. I went and do it, just played it by fucking ear. I knew I wanted a fucking call out, Phil. Yeah. But the other thing that was going on was psychotic, fucking blowing up my phone.

Was happening during the show. Yes. And Phil, by the way, likes to brag, very could even look at me at the eyes. He was looking at his phone because he was so intimidated by me. Okay. I was reading at his phone because he was so intimidated by me. I was reading fucking John's psych insanity,

trying to figure out what the fuck he's talking about. Yeah. I hate everybody. I hate everybody. I just want you to know that. I really truly do. So, I can tell by the way you're rigging the doorbells. There's someone I grab there.

Yeah. Yeah. Just want to make sure you're hurt. That's all good, that's all good. Okay. So I sent him a text message with the tweet. Hey, John, are you calling me a loser here? I'm a little confused. What happened to, I'll never draw first blood.

I'll never insult you, Vity. Less interaction I had with the guy was, hey man, listen, I'm doing the show and I don't like this guy, Phil, and I'm gonna go fucking call him out for this. Good, that's great. I didn't say go watch the show. I didn't tell him anything. I didn't go, oh, John, you gotta watch me. I'm gonna go get him for you. I wanted to fucking get Phil. I don't like Phil. Yeah, I know. So, all right, so I think we're all caught up now. Okay. Yeah. Okay. All right. So, this is so petty.

This whole thing is so bizarre. I can't believe we're all yelling about this. But Carl, the thing with this, the thing with this meeting was it was not the text messages. The text messages were incredible. He's a prick. He's a fucking prick. Oh, I know he read every single text.

He's up back in work. He's a prick. Then I sent him a long message telling him and he reads it, I know he read every single, yeah, he's up back in work. He's a prick. Then I sent him a long message telling him and he reads it, I believe, that where I say, dude, you're on your own for your show. I'm done helping you. He calls me fucking hammered. That's right, I forgot about this.

Hammer, Vitty. I like you, bro. I like you, man. Vitty, why are you man and me? And I go, John, you blew off a meeting and decided to be a complete asshole about it. When I just, I'm trying to help you. I said to you, dude, you're gonna teach me a lesson

because I didn't respond back to your tweets that had to do with the situation during a show that was over with. Yeah. I need to get right back to you on that. I got things to do, John. You know what? That's a pretty good point.

So, John's big thing, how you're unprofessional. And he says this on the show. He goes, he's, I've never dealt with someone who was so unprofessional. He never responded to my text messages. I said, I said, I'm eight text messages. He never responded to them. But then when he showed the text messages,

they were all about what you were supposed to say to fill in the moment. Yes. So what that moment is past? What are you supposed to do? Who cares? Correct. And there was a meeting spot in the next fucking day, John.

There was a meeting the next fucking day. But he had to show you that he was mad at you. But he wanted to call me out. And if you'd the tweets and the text that he wrote, where his way of calling me out for nut was burning you with cake messages. Right. He's difficult to deal with.

Yeah. This, this John. And that's why I bowed down. And I was diplom-fuckingkinatic on your show, Carl. Yeah, I know. Honestly, I don't know how you've been able to contain this real, maintainer, say this relationship with John as long as you did.

It's so difficult. It started off as useful internet, useful idiot. Yes. It started off as useful idiot, fuck with Carl. It turned into boy, I feel fucking bad for this guy. That's my fault. You know what's my fault? I thought for it. So the dynamic that John doesn't understand about you and me,

we have a show together called The Creep Off, where we're competing against each other every single episode. And we do want to win, because the Wheel of Cots it comes as sucks. That's the point of the Wheel of Cots acquits us. Right, don't want to get it. Yeah, it's to make it so we take it seriously, and we do our best.

It doesn't work So we're so we're constantly busing each other's balls and fucking with each other So when you send the photo of me and the cowboy Keeney to John I get that that's funny That's part of our show. I was going to do it. I told you what this is John That's what we're doing you fucking moron He's like I thought video was a pretty cool guy. He sent me that photo of Carla. And the fact of the matter is as far as every interaction I've had with John up until like today. Yeah, I've been nothing but pleasant and nice. Yeah, and I'm done with that. That Vinnie's gone. I like that fucking game's over. I like that. I like John Vinnie.

You're nervous right now. He's so fired up. Jenna Jacob, the Dabbling game. Yes, we do have to, that's a great idea. Did you hear about our idea? We're going to create a game show around Stuttering John. Oh, good. It's fantastic. Uh, swastikker with $2.

Pipe explodes a club. Paulina argues on Twitter X. Yes. Richie Durin, five bucks. They say girls want to marry a man like their father. John has one daughter that turned gay and one turned gay. Okay.

That's treasuring my kids. I just gonna say careful. Careful Richie. Gonna get in trouble. DJ Q20 box. Fucks that are in John. Vinnie has no idea how lucky he is to be done with this Elbatross.

Love you guys, keep up the great shows. Love you, DJ Key. I am very aware. And he had the balls today to tell me that he and I are fine. Oh, really? He made up with you? Oh, no. I'm not making up with that. No, I know, but he thinks he's put that back. Oh, no, no, no.

He signed me a whole fucking ultimatum today. Is he online right now? I wonder if, I don't get it. I'm like, shit. Doko, Chris, five bucks. Don't put John in a sauna. The alcohol vapors may explode. Here's Dr. Steve. $5. Good to see the buddies back together again.

Fuck Phil Almore. Thank you, Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve, not a Phil Almore fan. All right, maybe we can get those two guys to yell at each other. Well, he does need a doctor. It looks like he's in need of a hospice doctor, I think. Oh, dang wizard.

March 10th, the Carl F.A.G. Voodoo ceremony. I know. I don't know what John thinks that's going to be. That's where we just left off when you got here talking about. John doesn't understand that there's been a roast in a comedy show. He goes off on this and I don't even have the clips. He goes on forever. John, I don't know if he purposely misses the point or just misses the point because he's stupid. It's hard to tell sometimes. But John goes, oh, so this saying that I can't roast Carl if he's

not there. Well, right. That's what a roast is. The person's there. Oh, so like when J. Lano would make fun of Obama, he was not allowed to do that. Or when Chris Rock told jokes about, he's not allowed to do that. He's like, that's what comedy he is. No, I know, I know what comedy is, Chad. You're explaining you're gonna get a person. Jay Leno never got a black person to dress up like Obama

and then call him out to his face as if he was Obama. That's what John was talking about doing at the show. Very, very different than a comedy routine about me or reacting to clips like we did at the Davi Awards or the live podcast. So when I pulled out of the show, my biggest takeaway that I want everybody to realize

is when I said, John, I'm done helping you, you're on your own, dude. If you need anything, you could email me. His first instinct was, I'm gonna roast Carl now. Because you know what it is, dude, if you wanna break it all down to what this all is. And if you watch any interactions

that I've had publicly with John or the shit that he said, he's insanely jealous of you, Carl. Yes. He is insanely jealous of you. I've noticed that. He's obsessed with the fact that I'm your friend. Yup. He's obsessed with the fact that I would your friend. Yeah. He's obsessed with the fact that I would defend you

in any way, shape or form, even when you are very much in the right on stuff and he is wildly wrong. He'll sit there and argue to the end and be confused. It's like he wants to claim everybody's obsessed with him. Yeah. At this point, he's throwing punches in the air at anything he can and blaming you for it.

Oh, I know. When we were watching him scroll through his Twitter and he had five tweets of my picture in a row and I'm like, who's obsessed with who over here? I'm not spending all my time worried about Southern Java Melondas. I think he's the one who's jelly. I, Ozu's, and her $5 from what I can remember,

John says he will do his old set of the Carlson. Is this true? And so what he told me. Can he do that? Do whatever he wants. Don't give a fuck to do whatever the fuck he wants. All right, since you brought that up, I want to play this part of the video. Every time I pause it somewhere, it's hilarious.

All right, check this out. Professionally, you would honor the request of the star of the show. I would if they weren't an asshole. Yeah, so this is John saying, Vinnie, you cannot allow Carl to come in. This is what he got mad about. When I go, Vinnie, I'm gonna go to the show

and you go, yeah, of course, go, go. He's on it, okay, so listen guys, he likes to read texts. I might just bust into my phone in a second because I feel kind of bitchy. He doesn't understand. I like this video. A lot of things. Yeah, yeah.y. He doesn't understand. I like this bit. A lot of things.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, he doesn't. I'm trying to figure out the best words for this. Okay. John is, like I said, obsessed with you. He could have made this whole thing about himself and he is a narcissist. Everybody calls him a narcissist, very right.

Like, I like how Vince the lawyer thinks that like all these people think I don't know that. I know he's a narcissist, but he thinks he has an opportunity, he's a celebrity. I know I'm a big celebrity Vinnie, I probably make a nervous. I have Kevin Neelan coming to the show. Kevin Neelan hanging out here all this weekend.

Kevin Neelan has been on SNL in 25, 30 years and he is a thousand times more famous than you, John. It's a good point. Yes. I had Dan sold her two weeks ago, a thousand times. What, I had D-Ray Davis this past week at Funnier and more famous than you. You, correct.

You couldn't get a weekend at our club if you begged. And he tried. Yeah. And I showed fucking mercy like an idiot. All right. You have proven to everybody one thing, John, that I am too nice and an idiot. That's what you've proven to everybody. Thank you for that.

Oh, my point about it. Well, I'll save that. He has the opportunity to do a show about himself. And he chose not to do that to do a show about you. Right. That's how crazy he is. Yeah, I know. He goes, nobody was only going to be 10 minutes do a show about you. Right. That's how crazy he is. Yeah, I know. He goes, no, but it was only gonna be 10 minutes,

10 minutes out of 90 minutes. It would have been the whole fucking thing. You would have been going on. I'm not about how fucking everybody shit's on me. I would love to get a word count for Snaggletooth, Lady Kay, Lazy Kay, Carlos Carlya. Carlos Carlya.

All right, I'm gonna shut up now. Okay, listen to this. This is funny. Hold you, how to live your life. I've never told you who to be friends with, who not to be friends with. This whole fucking thing has been man named. Yeah, because he tells you not to be my friend,

which is the weirdest thing. The adults don't do that. John did the same thing to his poker buddy that he wasn't allowed to be at, but he could be his friend. Okay, here we go again. More of shit. So he calls it horse shit. He's a mount of fucking horse shit. It just keeps piling up. So John just said, I said, that it's horse shit that I tell that John tells people who they can be friends with. And now he proves

that he does do that right here. I never told them he'd done it be his friend. I said you shouldn't be because he's a fucking asshole. Over and over again. Over and over again. Multiple times on your show when you called into his show. He told you multiple times you shouldn't be my friend. Josh, the same fucking thing. I'm really some antics.

When do we, when do we are going here? I didn't say it could be his friend. I just said he really shouldn't be because the guy's a jerk. I don't know why he doesn't realize it so he's half right This is one of children Oh, yeah, but you want to be his problem kill fuck. Yes, you do Go hang out and dress up and ladies clothes with curl That's a tell me you actually do care That's a tell that you actually do care

You're gonna dress up in the ladies clothes. We're going to the ball later Boy nobody's taking job to the ball Jesus. I'm sitting in a shitty apartment Okay, and I'll mad at us. So he's just proven that he doesn't watch to be my friend He's told you that many times okay. What about this other guy that he told not to be friends with Anthony? I can give a shit And as far as Mike killing him, that's the person that Lady Kay Snaggletooth is not even caring about the name. I did a gig. Cause he's not a person, he's not a person, he would know.

That's why I don't give a shit about, no, I've talked to Mike, I know Mike. We became friends. I introduced him to Pocky. And we went and played cards with Pocky. Yep. And you made him get money out for you because you lost your money. He didn't have any more.

And so he had to go to the ATM to get you money. Yep. We know the story. All right. He got it. Uh-huh. And then me, my brother and Mike Gillingham heard Pocky trashing my stand up. Trashing his stand up.

He goes, oh, it's Pony of Parking there. He was actually pretty nice about it to be out of the agenda. If someone is calling your stand up trash, yeah, John, they're actually just labeling it. They're literally like, hey, somebody needs to take out the stand up act. It's starting to fucking smile.

It stinks. It's starting to fucking stick up the whole road. I mean, it's sitting there what, 30 years, Johnny? Yeah, it's going bad. Do comedy bits go bad? Yes. They expire, John, yes. And even Mike was like, that's pretty shitty.

I go, yeah, especially because it was laughed in the whole time. I go, you're not gonna play punk with him again, are you? He goes, no. John said to this guy, you're not gonna play poker with my enemy anymore, are you? This is the thing that John just said was horseshit. He did do this. This is exactly what we're talking about, John. This is not what adults do.

You don't tell people who they can play poker with. This does not happen. This is not a thing in adults do. You don't tell people who they can play poker with. It's never, this does not happen. This is not a thing in the world. You moron. Well, John isn't one for self-awareness. No, he most certainly is not. As he's trying to prove that I'm wrong, he's proving that I'm right.

I won't, and then he does. Well, I mean, I'm the one who introduced you. You're my friend, then suddenly, because I don't mean, no one else has needed. I don't need to say anything else. You're an aber with Pocky. You drop me for fucking Pocky. Yeah, Anthony's a fun guy to hang out with

and you're a loser. So yeah. That's the guy he may go to the ATM, yes? Yes. Yeah, I know. I know he can't believe it. He made this guy drive him all around the city. I will let you lend me money.

Let me tell you something. If I had a choice right now, the way I feel, I'm having a lovely dinner in a beautiful restaurant with John Melendez, are walking around the streets of New York City with Anthony Kumia while he's wearing the fucking signed Bruce Willis War and die hard with the vegans. I pick Kumia. I really have dinner with Opie. I thought I got one. Sorry, John.

I'll add that. Let's not get crazy. I got a little nuts right there. Let's get back to the superchance real quick. Oh, that's the one we just did. That is $5. I don't know, Vinnie. It's almost like John is a bad guy

and deserves the living hell of it. His life has become weird. Yeah, that's life has become weird. Yeah. Did it's Michael's nailed it. Very good. Average crack or 10 bucks. Hey, Vinnie, you might want to rethink

kicking stucho out of your life. Looks like you've lost a few pounds with this work. That's not wrong. Yeah. You're not eating. I really am. I'm not. Listen, you know me pretty well.

I do. I've been fucking livid off air for weeks dealing with this fucking guy. He's very annoying. And trying to be nice to him is what pisses me off the most because I've had to be nice to him. And I had this idea in my brain

that at some point I knew it was gonna end up where we are today. I always knew that you and I have discussed it at length. I know John is not gonna stop being John. Right. But I thought, naively, that I'm doing this for the right reasons. I'm going to treat this guy fairly, and it will happen, but hopefully it'll happen closer to when the event starts, and it'll create all sorts of buzz and people a lot of come see it now. Yeah. That's what I was hoping for. That was the ideal scenario, because I knew this shit was going to fucking happen. But I was hoping for that was the ideal scenario because I knew this shit was going to fucking happen But I was trying to just fucking guide the ship the best that I can

One day we'll look back at this time in history and laugh at it. Yeah, it'll be a my fucking funeral You all be totally shit. It killed him holy shit. It fucking killed him. I can't believe it On your tombstone here lies me. you know best fries instead of each other. And that's why I love you. Those are the kind of pranks I like. I'll pay an extra for that shit. I'll be looking up from hell going, motherfucker. I can't wait till Carl gets here. Can't be with five bucks.

Has Vinnie owes me $100 because Roman won on Saturday. He may not remember placing that bet because he's been exposed to John for dealog. Yeah, you do okay in the $100, buddy. Oh, okay. Give me your vent mo, can you deal, pay your price? So, I guess, watch. In a 90 minute show, 10 minutes is not that much. Okay.

Is it? No, it's not. roasting Carl it was 10 minutes That I thought people would like since Carl roasted me for an entire show We can we can we can and you said some pretty shitty things about me many in past. So don't fucking sit there like a fat fucking angel. That's what I wanted to play. That was the thing I wanted to. I am the dabble versus chubby little chair of John. Like a fat fucking angel.

We're gonna need bigger wings. That made me laugh really hard when I heard of the first. Oh my God. John. So here's the other approach that I had with John Wyship was, John, I've said lots of shit about you. I'm on Front Street. I've made photo view a lot.

It's on the internet. Yeah, it's hard. I would never deny it. I never, ever denied it. But I said, John, I'm putting it all that aside. We got a clead start fresh slate. That's how it took. Pro people don't know this, but when we're not doing the creep off, all of

any does is trash John's kids all day long. He loves trashy John's kids. He's like, Carl, the bikes are off, right? I go, yeah, many of the bikes are off and he's just like, let me tell you about John's kids. And then I have to sit there for an hour and a half. All right. Yeah. No, I know losers, right? I get it. Why are you just doing that now? General, because John is so dumb, he'll believe that. That's why I just did that. I know. To prove that John is a stupid retard.

I use the R word there, John, you are retarded. You're slow. You're like a scientist trying to prove water is wet. We get it. So you still don't know gravity? I'll show you, I'll demonstrate it for you right now. Are you so kind of with the general GK with five bucks? This seems cathartic for Venni.

Glad he's able to get this office ample chest. My puzzles are heaving. I'm feeling a little lighter, thanks. Vincentinzo, Double Con reunion 31024. Ooh, guys, through all of this, I just want you out of know something. Can we do all of this, even through the friendly times with John,

if you don't think there's a plan B for this whole thing, there is a plan B. You're out of your goddamn mind. But if John does do the show on Sunday, March 10th, yeah, should we rent out Radio Social, which is the place next door. I can call them for you. I know them very well.

Big markup. Oh, I do too. You think Markably will be upset with us. Yes, but I go over there with you guys and he probably come now. That's great. Listen, if I had a choice of which one I would go to, oh yeah, I would watch John fail in front of everybody. I'll pay people five bucks to come and watch me bowl.

It's just to do something different. Ricky, 32, 20, five bucks to come and watch me bowl. That's something different. Rikkiu 32 20 five bucks. Keep saying Jersey mics and they'll have to sponsor you. Jersey mics, Jersey mics, Jersey mics. Laki Mcdonald, our boy. The man. Is it gay to be watching Vinny while painting pictures for him asking for a friend?

He very. No, it's not. Are you using your penis to hate those sneakers? I've seen what's coming out with those. Those are gonna be fucking... I wanna tell you guys something right now. If you are fucking into sneakers or shoes at all, Lockies doing this thing,

check out Dr. Omega Tattoo on Instagram. Amazing. He's so talented. He's really good stuff. And if you need a tattoo and you're in Boston, go see him. He also created the Wheel of Consequences for us, which is fucking awesome.

Yeah. So, lucky is it good, dude. Dang Lizard, two-year-olds, SJ allegedly pays professionals to be his butt potty. Oh, allegedly, we don't know that for sure. Or $2 Vinnie is a saint, we all appreciate him for it. Oh, interesting. Thank you.

Interesting. People are starting to recognize what you've been going through here. I've tried to fucking keep, like part of me really enjoys being the fucking heal. Oh, I know. And so like, I'm aware. Part of me really fucking laughed after I did that show with John

and everybody was fucking going crazy. I was going holy shit. I'm a heal by being a face. This is like the kind of psychology, like natural things that happen that wrestlers fucking dream of. Yeah. And I fucking walked into it. You nailed it.

And then, everything fucked up. How? You couldn't get out. Swastik or $5. Can we get a Losers leave town slot for the creep off wheel when Paul Lina loses? Love the other two on this podcast. Not everybody's on board with you there.

Very. I do like the idea of a loser-leaf-stown consequence of all the volunteer. Dating lizard, another five euros. I'll say it again, the best SJ can do is the Andy Kaufman great Gatsby reading, but with easy for you to say, oh that would be good That would be amazing. When I was a young man my father gave me some advice that I have been turning it over in my head never Next pick seven bucks came for the creep off stay for the stucho take down. Yes, that's why we did it in this time slot

Because people are like there's not enough stuttering John content on the internet I just you know you read that message a few times like I'll find I'll get some center content out there for you Didn't realize well spring Eddie valentino two-dour stucco set would make a great drinking game. Yes People get very wasted. That's the only way you're gonna make it funny Yes, people get very wasted. That's the only way you're gonna make it funny. It would be like a burnt, crusher crowd if we did a

setter in John's drinking game at his live show. The Looney Tunes Critic 10 bucks, even if John doesn't show up March 10th, I wouldn't need a refund for the tickets. Being in a room full of vindicated dabblers would be worth the price of admission. That's interesting. That would be cool.

Maybe we just watch a movie together. So here's the deal. Um, what movie do you read? I need to let everybody know. or it would be worth the price of admission. That's interesting. That would be cool. Maybe we just watch a movie together. So here's the deal. Um, I need to let everybody know. I need to let everybody know. My policy just so everyone is clear, I said this on Uncle Rico last night. I stuck my head in on that.

Oh, I didn't see you on there. Yeah, they asked me, it truly asked me a bunch of times and I just wanna tell everybody this. John, I want you to know, there is zero way I am canceling your show. Right, your show is not gonna be canceled by me. There's a sign contract. You get to show up here and we're gonna watch you

and you get to entertain everybody. Have at it. He tried to make it seem like in the contract because I messaged you about this because during this show, he made it sound like he has a contract that says, I'm not allowed in the club for his show. So I'm like, is that really a stipulation of contract?

It's not in his contract when he is claiming and I'll tell you right now because I don't give a shit anymore. Fuck you John. Rundez says Vinny touches flame. Hey, you burned me. Guys, I like I said I always do we would get to this point. I was just hoping to be a little bit closer to show time Yeah, no shit. We're a little ways out still. Honest to God, if he cancels tomorrow, I'll have a big smile on my face,

but I'll be even happier to watch him go up on stage on March 10th and do his show. Oh yeah, no, excuse me. I cannot wait to see. It's fantastic. To show that he's gonna put on that's better than anything I could have ever done. I can't wait to see it now. I can't wait to see it now.

I can't wait to see it either. It's gonna be horrible. Well, John has no talents. In an earlier text message that we had had, and he's claiming that we had a verbal contract or a text contract that I said you couldn't be in the building. And it's cut in an interesting way,

like the way he screen shot it cuts off parts of the conversation. Uh, okay. And I'll read this to you. And you tell me if you think anybody would ever enforce this. Okay. Okay. Uh, this is where it starts.

Tell him off the air. This is not a bit. And this is him telling me to tell you and Shuley not to come to the show. Okay. Now, by the way, here's a news flash for everybody. I'm sorry to do the Shuley not to come to the show. Now by the way, here's a news flash for everybody. I'm sorry to do the Shuley, but this is the truth. When John told me to do this, Carl's like, I'm not gonna go.

Yeah, I called Shuley and Shuley was like, I don't care, I'm never gonna come to that. I just want to fucking bust his balls. I said, good, because if you bust his balls and you keep him angry, that's more reason he has to actually show up and do the show. Right. So, I said, Shule, let's just say you are real prick about it.

You are going to go, you're going anyway. Let's keep him angry. Yeah. That was the idea. Hmm. Fuck everybody. I don't care anymore. So, wait, what is he saying?

What is he going to say? What is the part of this? Tell them off the air. This is not a bit. And I said, what Shule and Carl are on the no entry list? Yes, I said, well, no problem. I'm fine with keeping that off air. And he goes, for their own safety.

That's a threat. And I go, listen, I'm not Vince the lawyer. He goes, you're a good man. I know that. I have, this is what it says. This is literally what he texts me to tell me, might show me my verbal contract. Yeah, remember you agreed that I was gonna beat them

up when they showed up? I mean, you can buy it. Right there, yeah, the judge is gonna go, yeah, you're right, he does have a case. And then I said to him also when he sent me that today, I said I will also be glad to present his evidence. All of the clips you telling him, I don't care if they call. I don't care.

Yeah, no, I don't. John, it's a lot of mixed. Fucking talk out of both sides. I don't can't they come. I don't care. Yeah, no, I don't. John, it's a lot of mixed. Fucking talk out of both sides. You're not a big boy. I don't think so. And here's what mom coming with two bucks. Wait, did John actually say a man dropped him? Who fucking had it birth?

Who wants to thank you Vinnie for not killing yourself or set a right child? Get closer, who's gonna set more money? No, no, no, no, no, no, everyone's after you. Vinnie, an angel, be careful of KFC. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no he has COVID. Hi guys, Plan B is, listen, if you bought tickets for the show, I'm not gonna let you down. You're the people I care about. I don't give a fuck about him.

I owe Susanna $5. I was at Double Count and saw Vinnie run around the club like a madman. He did a great job. Too bad, it has turned sour, you tried, buddy. Thanks. I did try. You did.

And I quit. I give up. Uncle, I said try. You did. And I quit. I give up. Uncle. I said uncle. Dang lizard. Let's see what song is this that he's singing. So when I'm lying in my bed, thoughts running through my head, and I feel the love is

dead, Vinnie's a fat angel instead. All right. I don't know what the melody is. I don't either, but can we say hello, Mata? Hello, Mata. That was a good one. I'm in a house. I got a stutter.

That was fucking funny. I say I was laughing so hard about that. MJ Gill 5 bucks. John exact words were, if you play poker with Anthony, I'll never talk to you again. Clear, ultimate him. I was better friends with Anne at that point.

Thank you. Thank you, Mike's here. Good, thank you. Jesus, this is what I mean. John is so bad at this that he lies and then admits that he's lying immediately afterwards and tries to gaslight us. See, I don't tell people what to be friends with.

He just admitted he did. And this is even worse. I'll never talk to you again. It's a demo me. You got to pick. Why? It's always gonna be the other person. If you mean I can't go play cards with somebody at a game

Like 10 other people. I'm not allowed to be there because you said you're not good at stand-up. You thin skinned pussy This is 40 chest by Vinnie well played sir. I Fucking tried guys you got to understand this is the beginning of the third act just to you guys know I want you guys to understand something my whole strategy here Was not to fuck with them. I know I know it's to just watch and see what happens. It's almost like the crit I'm fucking Jane Goodall Carl. I went to the fucking mountains to watch the The lot of ways yes More ways than one. Yes, it's a pretend. He's right. It's a titties right?

I said I like that Uncle Jack in John's beer soaked brain, it's gonna be the best show ever. Oh my God. Good. I can't wait. I can't imagine. I can't imagine that John has any confidence in himself.

I don't know how that's even possible. Well, I, I, I don't think he does. Hey, Pantos, he wants to open for John. This is great. I was looking at open for John. You know what? Pat, if John will pay you, please be my guest to ask him.

It's fine by me. Love to see you. We got to get Pat on the WTPA again. I was just talking about that. You know what, I produced a Christmas week. I actually thought fantastic. I listened to that episode. I thought Pat was great.

Pat, I don't know if this interests you, but please come and do a creep off with us sometime. Now you'd be great on the creep off. He would be great on the creep off. We do it on Mondays at one o'clock. Red 4732 bucks. Vinnie looks like he gives great hugs. He does. Vinnie's not a hug. He doesn't like being touched. He doesn't like touching. Only the ladies. Well, I'll give Jenny a hug. Yeah, I'll hug

women all day long. Get over here. My boy Christian Blatt, who are these broadcasts? Never heard of him. Tuesdays at 2 p.m. Eastern from the black cast amazing show Tube in for more great content in 23 hours from now to the same channel for who are these broadcasts with Eric Zane and I I don't know if that's I pay you for that do I need yeah But it's a fucking corrupt his grammar on this one. I can't read it from here So I lost run da Z take a breath of any we love Run DAZ, take a breath of any, we love you. All right, let's take a breath of any. Let's get back to John. Let's see what he's saying.

You told me to take a breath of any, put, okay. Okay. All right. So yeah, we upped off on, don't sit there like a fat fucking age old. I kind of pulled that. I so, that's one of the funnier things he's ever said. Let's see here.

Fucking dick. Okay, this is where he's saying that you're trashing him and I disagree. I am today. This is what trashy looks like stupid. Yeah, this is actually it, John. You brought this on yourself, buddy. Eight texts.

You haven't been professional at all. And you're on a show right now Trashing me instead of calling me on the fucking phone. Actually, yeah, holy shit Just got fucking really wow. Wow. I think I gotta go. I might be having a stroke Or text to me that is not professional you fat fuck And be kind of nice. I've tried no bullshit Vinnie Hmm, you obviously have no self-awareness. You know how you know I'm kind of nice you fucking asshole You want to know how you know I'm kind of nice because you had a fucking show I fucking when you fucking wind about how it'd be great if I could get something going

Ask me every fucking question about who I know in the business to find out if I knew anything or if I was full of shit. And then you realized, oh fuck, this guy actually is connected and he knows people. I'd better be really nice. John, you thought you were fucking conny me and playing me, dude. I'm not a fucking idiot. And I still was nice to you and gave you a fucking opportunity. And now guess what?

It was either the worst decision ever or the best decision ever because I get to watch you fail or I get to watch you run away Yeah, that's true Those are the two things that could happen John. Prove us wrong Those are the only two things that could possibly happen you fail or you don't show up Nothing else could possibly happen at this. All right or you don't show up fuck what Vinnie does. I see Vinnie a couple hours a week. We do his show together, it's great.

Outside of that, I don't give a fuck if he's hosting gay orgies. Doesn't bother me, doesn't change anything. I think you're the fucking advice. You honestly being a good old showie now. It is a dick move. Oh my God, everything you just said was hurtful. I'm a bad person, I'm a dick move. Oh my god. That everything you just said was hurtful

I'm a bad person. I'm a bad friend. I'm a bad friend. Oh god I'm not you like a little joking girlfriend. I am just so You two are both being little bitches. I'm sorry. I wasn't on this I love you heard this before, but what was I, no, no, motherfucker, look at me in the face and tell me what I was a bitch about. When you go through the text thread, back and forth, just seemed like you guys are both being a little bitches a little bit.

Well, he was, okay, baby, but I was trying to point out to him, hey asshole, you were the most ungrateful person I've ever met. And the fact that you're fucking shitting on the people who are helping you is very evident. And basically, I'm trying to give him the road signs. You're going the wrong fucking way, asshole.

You called it a charity. It was a charity. Charity, where is it? It is charity. It is a charity. It is a charity. It's a pity. I pity you.

I fucking pity you. I felt bad very upset. It's a pity. I pity you. I fucking pity you. I felt bad for you. You know who I feel bad for now? Everyone who actually can't get away from you. That's who I feel bad for now. I gotta watch that again. I don't watch that again. I'm not coming.

You like a little chilton girlfriend? I am just so done. Oh, I'm so done. Oh, fuck off. No problem. Pro-appare. What are you Vinnie? Right here, take that.

I'm fucking fine though. He tells you to grow up here. Wow. Didn't see any of this part. This is all new to me. Wow. This is very exciting. This is all new to me. Wow. This is very exciting. This is the same guy who gets offended by everything.

This entire airing of grievances that went on for an hour and a half before this part and he's telling Vinny to grow a pair. This guy's trashin' my kids! This guy said bad things about me. They said I'm not very good. John, you're a fucking liar. You know nobody trashed your kids. You know Carlton posts that book and you don't want to admit it because you're a fucking liar. You know nobody trash your kids. You know Carlton posts that book, and you don't want to admit it because you're a liar. That's all you got. Because you're lying. Yes, you're lying.

And you know you're wrong. And if you don't know you're wrong, you're a fucking drunk who draped the fucking sense out of your brain. You're an idiot, John. You're an idiot. Everything that you accuse me of doing is incorrect. Did the details of it, but I'm gonna tell you guys this.

If John is getting any help from his show, it's gonna be from Cardiff Electric. Oh, it's not. I'm done with the potato. Done. I'm not having a professional relationship with any fucking vegetable. I don't know if you know this job,

but Cardiff is actually his, I perguss. He's like, why are I working with a potato? It's a filter. Is that a really a filter? Cardiff is smarter than all of us. Yes, agreed. And listen, don't work with Cardiff great. You could have had something good.

You could have had, dude. You don't know what you fucked up by being just a time-sending prick. Imagine people are trying to help you with something and then you're mad at them. Only stuntering John would turn this on Cardiff who's done nothing, except for not wanna reveal his true identity to anyone, including John.

He's very hung up on that. So true, true story. Because, you know, he didn't want me to know who he was. I happened to walk it out of with his mask off. The only thing. The only thing that we were talking about doing to fuck with John is because he was so obsessed with getting Carter some mask off of him for this Q&A.

Locky was gonna make for us a mask for Carter that when he took it off, there was still another mask underneath it. That's a great bit. Just to fucking piss him off. That's how he's a good man. Like, there were things we were gonna do that were funny, but nobody's gonna help you, John.

You get to stand up there by yourself. That was a fun big boy. Ricky Beb to you, Box. I texted a stand up there by yourself. That was a fun big boy. Ricky Bev-Tubox, I texted a girlfriend in the high school eight times, still feel cringe. Yeah, if you text someone eight times, they don't respond to you, that's on you. You look like a stalker. There was this girl I was supposed to go somewhere with

when I was 17 day after New Year's Day. We were supposed to go hang out, go to the mall, and I called her around 10 a.m. because we were gonna go for like lunch. Okay. No answer. And I was like, oh shit. I called her house three more times.

And I, after I'd happened, and I was just not thinking, but after I happened, I had never felt more douchey and fridgy. And the fact that he's going there, calling me mature for not responding to eight text messages. Yeah, it's weird. It's like no self-awareness.

No self-awareness at all. He's an old man. He should know better than this. No shit. That's why it's so fascinating to watch this guy. He should know better than this. James R.T. Bucks. Vinnie Watchout, S.J. in the best shape of his life.

Oh, I know he loves talking about what great shape he is. Yeah, drunk retard is a shape. BR longhorn, five bucks. I have given Vinnie a hard time only because I liked him and it was hard to watch. Plus the Vinnie and Phil stuff was hard to watch. They're both fat. Good observation, sir.

Guys, I don't care. If anybody gave me a hard time on the internet, I'm not affected by that and I don't care. I understand why everybody was upset. I totally get it. I totally get it. But I will also say this to all the people who are like, it's fucked up that you give them a penny.

I would just say this, you have to pay to play. Yeah, that's it. You gotta pay to play. John O'Reilly, two bucks, best gas SJ payday for March 10th, it's approximately $10,000. Is that close? No! No, it's not, well, we'll see.

It's a door deal, so we'll find out. You don't know that. Janet Jacob, five bucks. John is calling Vinnie names. Does John not realize he's living, he's a living building gargoyle and Vinnie, as I answer the Italian angel. Thank you, Janet. Oh, Janet.oyle and Vinnie, as I answer Italian angel. Thank you Janet.

Oh, Janet. On behalf of Vinnie, I say thank you very much. My pig heart is overflowing. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Denglizard, five euros. So stop SJ from contacting him.

Vinnie does a mug bang eating sandwiches with extra mayo. Oh, muck bang. Um, yeah, he hates mayo. I'm gonna fucking- I'm gonna go home today and I'm gonna get a jar of mayonnaise and just put it around the perimeter of my house. I feel like hell. You know, in medieval times they would do that to keep the stutterers away.

All right. David Chandler, this fucking guy, who doesn't love a little David Chandler action? Here comes the money! Here we go. Thanks for the super chat. There's David Chandler, Gandhi, Jesus, and Abraham Lincoln. David fits right in with this group. Yes, he does.

$50. You can't point things out to John. Nothing penetrates his delusion. Ray is a self-reflective guru in comparison. I really like David Chandler. I'm not David Chandler, a dabble-card. And I gave him the tour of the building stuff. He's just a delightful, nice guy.

He really is. He's living his bust life. Good for him. Erica and Dubox, Vinny, you are a handsome devil. Wow, Vinny is turning the whole thing around right now. Looks like Duke of all Pixels, $5. Kurt, when are you going to reveal that you, in fact, are Cardiff Electric?

Swirr, bro. Never. You want to know something? Is this your rock bottom? Never! I do it a show with Cardiff for a couple hours, possibly. I don't even know if I'm doing subreddit surfing tonight. But you make him look handsome.

Ha ha ha ha. Dave's saying it's $10. I'll bust a KB and repeat this over and over again. We make fun of John because he squandered 10 lifetimes of luck away with his narcissistic alcoholism. I said that to him once. Yes. I said John, correct.

Do you ever think that maybe people are just born with a certain amount of luck and at some point it just runs out? No, I don't think that maybe people are just born with a certain amount of luck and at some point it just runs out? No, I don't think that. Of course he does. No, he wouldn't. By the way, next time we do a live show, I thought about this.

Next time there's actually a live show, I have like three or four stories that I wrote out of shit that happened. I will save them for like a really good occasion for something. I have some fucking hysterical stories about this guy that I'm just not gonna put out there yet. If John cancels, I'll go up on stage. Hey, I'll return to stand up for a night.

There we go. We'll tell stories, you never heard before. Shit, maybe I'll do them with Subreddit Surfing Live. The night before. Maybe it's Subreddit Surfing Live, John. Maybe the Subreddit we pick is Daver's Anatolus. That'd be a fun. What'd that be fun the night before your show? I would definitely be a part of that show. Maybe the subreddit we pick is Daveler's anonymous. What did that be fun the night before your show?

I would definitely be a part of that show. Hey, we could do whatever we want to. We could have a mini little fucking double con the night before if we wanted. So I started that fuck you. Sticker, Vogue Garo, Vinny's a sore winner and loser. A greed swasticker. Yeah, he's the creep off.com.

He's got the vote, caro. Bob's fake pool, two bucks. Fact Vinny did not call SJ at Jersey mics. Okay, I think that's, he's already got an updated avatar. Did he say that at like, of John with his, his mics away? It's some. I will be free. Did he say that like I somehow sensed he was in a sub shop

and called him? Is that what that was about? I don't know why. Do you find it? I don't care. Let's just go move forward. No, it's kind of funny because he talks about great as memory is.

It's kind of a funny segment and we did it like a half hour ago. John, let me tell you something. You know how I know you have a bad memory? Because you're not crying right now. That's how I know you have a bad memory. you're not crying right now. That's how I know you have a bad memory. If you had a good memory and you remembered all how fucking awful and how much you've ruined yourself,

you would be crying all day. So it's probably best for you to have a terrible memory. Yeah, self preservation. I have a very bad memory myself, and I think it's best I've been to do with that. I don't complain about it. What was going on? And now I'm gonna show you my text to Vinny.

While that was going on, and I'll tell you, I was on the phone with Vinny, and this is how good my memory is, Paulina. I was at Jersey mics getting a roast beef sandwich and I remember they said to me do you want it Mike's way what's that smell you want it Mike's way what I guess when you go to Jersey and Mike's they call it Mike's way that was the thing the shoe was picking up on that I didn't pick up on they go do you want it Mike's way and he's like huh I can't yeah okay so if you didn't understand the person that's one thing but I know what And he goes, ha, ha, I can't, eh. I'm like, okay.

So if you didn't understand the person, that's one thing. But not knowing what Mike's way is is another thing, because that explains it. This guy's an idiot. Why is he even talking about that? Why is he talking about getting tomatoes and lettuce on a sandwich? Oh, Gary! I was out of my mind to give this man a shot.

I don't know if I can find... Oh, John. Epithe does weird things to me, guys. Desoid of talent, John. Fucking asshole. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it.

I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I can do it And I fucking rush Tom so I can watch. Maybe you called me, you were a lunatic. I don't know why, but you called me, dude.

There was Vinny. And I text Vinny eight fucking times. And there was Vinny defending me, reminding people that I was a human. What a fool he was. Yeah, I wanna do it move. So full disclosure, by the way, I'm sorry again. I'm gonna let this play,

because this is him trying to find the tax mess. Okay, this takes over a minute. So, good. All of the shit that was going on. I'm gonna let everybody hear. So, let me see. All that shit that I was saying, I realized John was taxing me.

Like, I was looking at it the whole time. Yeah, no idea. And a lot of the shit that I was saying was for the benefit of the fucking game we're playing here. I'll just fucking keep him happy. Of course. Yeah. I don't fucking like you, John.

Well, John are an asshole. John's text you, which is gonna pull up here in a second, where lies. He goes, tell Phil I never got any of his sponsors canceled. He bragged about it. He bragged about getting his, the sponsor, okay? I know. And he said, I never had S of his sponsors canceled. He bragged about it. He bragged about getting his the sponsor I know and he said I never had soccer counts. Yes, he did. He even made it to me. He has soccer counts He's a head soccer card

So John's two things that he wanted you to argue on his behalf for both lives. No ship. Did you see me mention that he of it? Oh, of course not Like what did you also see me on that show going? You shouldn't cancel people, cancel eat people's a shitty thing to do. Doing that is terrible. And I don't think people picked up on the fact that I was not defending John. Calling out Phil is not defending John. You and Brian Micra both on the same page.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah, I think people were on board with that. There's a lot of Phil, hey, trust me. I see a lot of deserved FPE's out there This is still going on by way. This is still John trying to pull up his tax messages this whole time I just apply his background He's unbelievable and then he finally pulls it up So did you see this part Vinnie

Dude I've watched very little of this from the health sanity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, uh, so this is the text that you were getting while we're doing Pointe-Dabble Point. Oh, I've seen those. Yep, these are all the things. Phil also attacks my kids. I've not seen any evidence of that. I have zero soccer counts completely untrue.

John, you've used soccer counts. Can you attack my children with the ninja star? You, you soccer counts so poorly. I don't believe that Maple Leaf fan for only tweets about Centering John Melendez. He might also tweet about the Maple Leaf. Somebody's got somebody's got to be Googley John 7 million times. Somebody's got to be doing this. It's amazing how Yankee fan and Maple Leaf fan all they talk about is Centering John. Yeah. Those guys need to get a life Austin Matthews has three hat tricks this year doesn't tweet about that at all You think it'd be exciting about that. Did you guys notice how handsome job today with this

Matthew everybody stupid, but you right John five bucks I think we can all agree that many deserves our vote in the next creep off more than Carl what? I don't think anyone can agree to that, sir. And plus the creep off vote is, people are weaponizing it now. You're supposed to listen to the show. I'm just determined who had the better argument. I vote bigger,

I vote bigger, I've noticed. Ah. The rules are the rules and the game is the game. I will play it however it lies. We're gonna wind things up here. I'm getting repetitive, but I do wanna read this one more time

because John loves to correct people's grammar. I just have to read. They are obsession is not only pathetic, but someone laughable to a man of my intelligence. That's what John texted to Vinnie. John, never talk about people's grammar ever again. You fucking retard. You dumb dumb man.

Uh, there we go. A couple more, um, superchets. And then we'll call it a day. Rick, you 30, 25 bucks. Take 30% off your next Jersey Mike's order with the code W-18-P. Are we gonna watch the sky fucking read these texts, this other shit? Because I wanna see this. Do you want to?

Yes, I haven't seen it. Okay. Well, okay. So this is actually very interesting I fucking read these texts this other shit because I wanna see this. Do you wanna do? Yes, I haven't seen it. Okay. Well, okay. So this is actually very interesting because in this text run, he says that muttering J is the one who got the sponsor taken away,

factor meals from the shooting network. And then, so that you see it up on the screen right now, and then when he takes the screen down and starts reading it, then he changes what that says. And that doesn't read you everything. But here's me texting to Vinnie. And I'm gonna read you every text back and forth.

Okay, it's all legitimate. This is the worst form. It's all for a show. I'm gonna read text messages between me and this guy that was booking a show for me. Jesus, this is the part They are real boring. Okay, what if he just reads all of them? Yeah, but this is what I started writing to be So here it is. Okay, let's hear it

Maybe I'll hit a unsound when he lies. I'm gonna start from the beginning people all right And this I just wanted you to see that I'm gonna start from the beginning, people. All right. And I just wanted you to see that I'm outlying. Okay. Everything is there. Okay. Okay. I write to Vinnie while he's on that show. By the way, a bunch of people said me saying that he screamed at Joey C for texting

P. Yes. Yes. Just fuck off John. He got mad at Joey C because he was texting John while he was livin' the show. He was like, you know I'm on a show, don't text me. And then he said on this very program, I might even have the note somewhere. He said on this very program because someone called him out for that and he goes, Vinnie told me to watch it.

So he's always got a justification. Why, he's allowed to do this shit that he gets annoyed with other people for doing. John, I hope you watch this because listen, here's the deal, John, you told me to go back to my little butt boy in Trashu. So I just did what you told me to do, John. True.

To say the way I told you to get off the internet forever and not show up to a meeting. Did you tell them to get off the internet, to get away from the dabble verse forever? Do you think I told them that? I don't think so. I said to him, John, I think these people are fucking crazy.

I think that you probably would be better served and not doing a show about the dabble verse every day. There's better ways to make a living show. For sure. You could be doing a show about anything in the fucking world, but you keep doing this stuff. About how Republicans are all racist. Yes, that's a fun show.

He is misconstrued. The fact that I was saying to him, and honestly, you and I have said this behind the scenes, John was much better when he wasn't talking about this shit. It was so much funnier when he was actually trying to have an opinion or listen to people and fucking up guess shit. That was the best job.

Oh, you can just watch and you go, oh my god, look at that. Oh my god, we're just routine fucking up guess shit. That was the best job. Oh, you can just watch it. You go, oh my god, look at that. Oh my god, we'll just routine. We'll just routine what I said. Oh, so fucking funny comedian. It's just comedy. He repeats what I say. He makes one of my accent.

John has the worst long island accent. He pronounces words wrong all the time. And he calls me out for my accent. And all he has only go to is repeating what I just said. He's only go to the repeating what I just said. He's only go to the repeating what I just said. He's only go to the repeating what I just said. That's John show. John.

John. He's only go to his repeating what I just said. He adds an R to the end of nearly every word that he says. Yeah. Retarder. Ha ha ha. And then what the other thing that John does, because I've watched his it, what he watches me,

he gets upset that I make money doing this. Who is paying this guy? Who's paying this guy for this? I can send you the list. He's like an exporter. It's funny, because like Carl's kind of like Barack Obama in the way that he has a lot of little supporters that are just, that's a true, a lot of money.

What do you have? Who's paying you? I don't have a big corporate spot. John, who's paying you but but me the unprofessional fat fuck let's get back to those thanks but you're up against a whole bunch of this is me writing to many while he's on the show yes thanks but you're up against a whole bunch of assholes lying about me fill also attacks my kids i have zero soft accounts. Don't let that's four texts.

Two lines. Please bring up the acts of violence as Phil tried to get me canceled, which of course lady K doesn't say anything about. It's only an act of violence. He's not wrong. I didn't say anything. It was on my show. I put a show together with Phil and Vitty to have this out. What are you talking about? You didn't take a side. Very much addressed. You didn't take a side. John Lace to pretend that any type of email sent to anyone is an act of violence.

Like that's my stance on things. John Lace will be trying to get my Patreon taken down. Where's the where I make most of my money? Very different than someone going, do you know that this, hey, dear comedy club, do you know this guy you're having here is threatening violence at the show?

Very different, but okay. It is different, still bitch moves. Yeah, very tough. It's me. Anybody else is okay according to Carl. Could he figure out who he was talking about? It's me. That's right, that figure out who's talking about it's me that's right That's what I was talking about and then I said Vinnie I didn't get the shit where the shitway is sponsored Take it away from it

That was some other guy. Oh, there was a lot of that keeps bull shit about me It's funny. He's mad at me that I wouldn't go out and spew his lies for him. isn't that cute? Yeah, oh I told him that was some other guy. No, you said muttering Jay That's what you said is the person did that so now you're trying to cover up for muttering Jay the guy who you say yourself got you fired from your job at the school I'll try to trash your kids. I've never posted a photo of your children I've never done any of the things about her Jay has done that guy has gone hard to you well, you know John has his own personal theories about muttering.

Oh, what is it? What are they? Well, I'm not gonna make that count. Come on. But modern J, touch me in the morning and then just walk away. I'll tell you off there. I'll tell you off there.

There's some things I'm not gonna do. I will trash you and make fun of you, John, because you definitely deserve it, especially after this fucking performance yesterday. There's no quarter left for you with me. The goodwill ship is fucking sailed, and I actually told him that earlier. You're fucking, we're not fired, we will never be fired.

You get to come do your show, and I'm gonna laugh at you. That's where we're at, John. I'm just laughing because I'm just reading this Super Chef of Dang Wizard. My memory is perfect. I was at Silent Mike mics ordering a Levy sandwich with a Carla Cola and they asked if I want to pay by dudes, shoely style.

People are funny today. Barbara Buie. Fired up, men is the best. This will go down in the Appleverse history at Kim DeKumiya Take Down Show of John. Thank you. Well, that went that be fantastic. This has been great.

Vinny, thank you for popping over here. What a fun surprise that was. Well, I didn't plan on it. I was listening to the car cars, I was ready to air it. And I was like, oh, fucking, I've five minutes from his house. Awesome. He won't be mad at me. John, all right, $55, Vin, aside, whether Phil should have sent...

Oh. Aside, whether Phil should have sent email to... Aside whether Phil should have sent email to Club in your opinion, what's Phil's email factual act. Factual act here. Okay, great question. Great question. Really making this difficult on me. It's a great question.

And I would love to just very clarify my stance on a couple of things with that. And I'm sorry if we're going long. Phil? I got this slide today, but it's fine. Phil, whether or not he said anything that was incorrect or not true, the fact that he sent that email and what that email was saying is do you guys realize

that you're bringing in somebody who's violent, who's gonna start a problem? Now say that one to my boss and they look at that and say Vinny booked this. Vinny, Vinnie, what the fuck you're bringing this guy to? Which probably would have been well deserved. But at the time, that was, that wasn't going to happen. But there were things that could have happened that would have gotten, could have gotten me personally in trouble. Sure. And also the fact that we on the show preach all the time,

stay the fuck out of it. Sure. And Phil at that point is just a guy sitting on his couch who had to get up and go defend his favorite podcast heroes by sending a letter to let everybody know. I'm not going to do this again. I, we know. That's right. I was touched all of this. So I never said what he said was in front.

It was accurate. It's a dick move to try to get people to cast. Correct. That's my point. Roll on the same page on this. I'm trying to make that abundantly clear. So Phil made a dick move. Yes, you should never try to get people canceled. Thank you I was trying to play devil's advocate. I know

He really fucking deserves to not think that that's a good move. He knows it's not a good movie It's apologize for it. He has an appa how is a apologize going all the only reason I regret it is because John wouldn't have learned anything from it That's not an apology. that's not only in anything. You're a fucking fat, bloated, fucking boy. Just blabber mouth, dude. You go on your show and you act all fucking philosophical. You're too stupid to know how to fucking pull a clip. And you talk out of your asshole, Phil.

He's gonna flashlight fight you. Great. He can go flashlight himself. You're a flash fight. Fucking loser shudden from Syracuse. fight you. Great. He can go flashlight himself. You fucking loser shutting from Syracuse. He's still living by the airport here at Rochester. Do you know that? Yeah. Beautiful area. Gorgeous place. But he wants to live there. You can afford out, which is probably going to be by the hotel where I'm going to put John up. That's right. Do you have any guarantee

where he's staying? No. Oh, I get to be very creative. You think, by the way, But John, that's right. Do you have any guarantee where you stay? Nope. Oh, I get to be very creative. You think, by the way, John, you think there's not gonna be a tab for you in the great room? You think we're giving you free beers, that's all? Yeah, no outside food or beverages.

Yep. Correct. Not allowed at the club. Do I get a show drink? All right. Fuck off. Is there anything that we haven't said that needs to be said before we call this one?

Yeah. For anybody who's ever questioned my allegiance to the dabble versus entire time, I'm gonna ask Carl one question, please be honest. Who made the point dabble point logo? That was my buddy Vinnie Paulina. Thank you for making that for me. And really quick turn around too.

We did a show at noon and they go, hey, I'm doing the show at four. Could you for making that for me. And really quick turn around too. We did a show at noon and they go, hey, I'm doing the show at four. Could you make a logo for me and you put together a couple different sizes? And they shout, they're real assholes. I appreciate it. Real fucking assholes. Yeah.

All right. This has been eye opening. Wouldn't you say? Yeah, very educational. Very educational today. This is a lot of fun. Thanks again to Shuley and the Shuley Network for happening on Thank You to Vinny, Paulino,

for coming over, check out subreddit surfing, Mondays. You guys doing that tonight, maybe? You know, no. I wasn't planning, but I might, I mean, I did this. I might just fucking walk out. Dude, if you wanna hang out here and hop on Uncle Rico are you going on? Oh is that fat fuck fill on there right now? I don't know because I'm fired up enough. It starts in a half hour

If maybe I'm a mess. You know what? I'm sure you know what you earned this today I'll go fucking make fun of you on Uncle Rico dickhead Yay Fun of you on Uncle Rico dickhead. Yay. Yeah. It's like Christmas. I know how my dreams are coming true. What did I do to deserve this? I didn't watch that stupid bills game last night. That's probably what it was. All right, thank you everybody for hanging out.

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