Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep462 - The Bedtime Podcast

Episode Date: November 12, 2023

This week we're watching the laziest show we've ever seen. A married couple who are "in the business" talk about their often mundane and sometimes annoying lives while lying in bed. The low effort isn't even the worst part of this show. The wife is super high maintenance and refuses to admit it even as she explains how awful her behavior was during a recent trip to Denver. Tookie joins the show to explain that Denver does suck but that Sydney sucks worse. Then we hear Kirk Minihane lose his shit, another fantastic holiday song parody submission, Stuttering John remembers what a great father he was, Chad Zumock copes with his loss to Ray DeVito in a roast battle, Fart Mouth strikes back, and Cardiff joins to catch an alien. Disclaimer: the allegation that KC Armstrong read on his phone has been retracted by the woman who accused John of shitting the bed, among other things. https://tookiesoup.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://bananabag.org/watp Use promo code WATP for 25% off your purchase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Now these are a couple, they're a married couple and they lie in bed and I don't know what the format is supposed to be. At point it sounds like I'm in a couple's therapy session and they unload on each other about the issues they have or their own personal issues. Which crazy is, I don't even know if I should explain this right off the bat. It might be better as a reveal. These are both comedians. Yeah, I know. That's the part that I'm like, what? Like for a living. They're their comics. You'll probably have to keep reminding us. I will go on that they're comedians. You'll probably have to keep reminding us. I will

go on that their community. I'm discussing certainly will. All right. This is how a recent episode started off. And I guess they had to go to Denver for a wedding and Sydney here, Sid, the blonde girl does not like Denver. But let's see how other show starts almost heaven Denver airport Big blue hole see garbanzo been bo-hole JK that airport's horrible can we move closer to me yes So needy today. Sorry. I am really needy. No, it's having a needy moment. I'm really I'm really going through it guys I'm going through it. Well nice duck and No, yeah, let's go

Okay, no episode whoa we're off to a fantastic start I was listening to dick masters in the other day and he's not a guy who listens to a lot of podcasts like we do He's smart. Yeah, but he was listening to some shows and he goes Nobody brings any fucking energy to their shows. No wonder we're popular. He's talking about himself There's actually some energy going out here. These assholes literally climb into bed at bedtime and go all right Let's do a 45 minute show right now now that I'm exhausted and have nothing to say. Let's get back fucking going All right, let's get this 45 minute show right now. Now that I'm exhausted, I have nothing to say. Let's get back, fucking going. All right, let's get this out of the way. Tell me about the viewership.

All right, they have, I think, 38 subscribers, and their videos get about 20 views. Oh, fantastic. That's about what they deserve. Yes, it's very happy about that, thank God. I don't know how the person who found this found this, but it all makes sense. Okay. So Sid is going off. Now, I thought this was appropriate because if I'm not mistaken, Tuky, you live at least near Denver, Colorado. I know you live in Colorado, right?

Yes. Oh, you're so, uh, you pay so close attention to Tuky's life. Karl does fantastic. Yes. Tuky is in the lovely state of Colorado. Now, are you a fan of Denver, the city? No. Okay. No. Okay. If you're going to agree, I'll just say I've been to Denver one time. We went to see the South Park 25th anniversary. Last year, the concert at Red Rocks, producer Chris and I went, it was a hundred degrees with a hundred percent humidity. And so we did not have the best time either. It was not comfortable. But it seemed like a cool town. That was a lot of places to go and things to do while we were down down. I was seeing quadruple at that time. I was, you were not doing well. You could have used a little banana bag. I could have used a lot. A lot of banana

bag. Yes. So there's always that. All right, so this is Sid going off on. I guess there's a lot of breweries in Denver. Yes, yes, everywhere, everywhere you look, there's the laundromat brewery, the pawn shop brewery. Yes, there are breweries all over Colorado. I think besides being the first to legalize marijuana, we are known for the state with the most breweries. So the pawn shop brewery, do you bring in a stolen bike and get like a grower to go or something? How does that work?

That sounds pretty cool. Yeah, that's used beer. Yeah. Here's my buddy's guitar, you left in the practice space. I'm thinking I get a kick. Just like John, that's where John goes to sell his buybacks. Right. He brings the bubble and he brings you up and I'm shocked.

Class. No, we're five bucks, right? No, no, it's not. That's good. All right. So this is so I know the tookie doesn't drink. Sid doesn't drink. We're going to find out as well.

So that's why both tookie and and Sydney do not enjoy all the breweries that they're seeing. So I know there's the different types of beers, but the different types of beers at each place. It's the same as the others. You're saying an IPA and IPA is an IPA. IPA is the most of the pills are man. You are seated unless amongst making it unless amongst making it.

You're a monk making beer. I don't want to hear from you. So the thing that I'm realizing about Sydney, we're out of the bat is she thinks she's funny because she's quirky. She repeats things, but she uses a different voice and inflection when she repeats things. Yeah, she's one of those people that think, Oh, if I do a stupid voice, everyone will think I'm funny. Yes. Yeah. And fucking fucking I might also bring this up now since that we've already gone this far So I was doing a little research on our friend Sydney who just quit her job by the way I haven't clip about that but lo and behold I found her on the

UCB comedy website. That's right She's a member of the Upper East citizens brigade of course of course, Improv Comedy at its worst. And she does a show coming up called the sober show Improv Comedy based on your drunk stories performed by sober improvisers featuring an all sober cast like in recovery sober will perform improv based on drug stories in the first part of the show cast members will share drinking stories from their former life. Then we'll ask the audience for drunk stories of their own to inspire the sets. Sounds interactive.

How fun. The fun time. No, he's like, that's very fun at all. No, it seems like torture as. It's like smiling frosty mug of beer as they're a logo. Yeah. I know. You show up there. You're like, all right, we're like, I get one of those fun beer. Oh, it says nano call. It's not a good beer.

Yeah. He should be crying. All those former alcoholic staring at that cartoon beer. Yeah. It's wanting. So a according to the knowledge graph. Now, when you go to Google and you Google something, oftentimes on the right hand side,

the knowledge graph shows up and it pulls out some pertinent information. So you don't have to click anywhere and get the information that you need about that thing. So I Google Sydney Steinberg. And according to this, it says, Sydney is a writer and actor from San Diego, her podcast, the bedtime podcast is critically acclaimed and was most recently featured on Vulture. But that let that sink in critically acclaimed. Okay. So this is her complaining about about Denver and the restaurant experience. One thing about Denver, I'll say they had some non-alcoholic options for me wherever I went.

They did have a lot of good non-alcoholic options. That being said, we went to one place. Went to one restaurant that I found. It was two blocks from our hotel called Sidio City. It's a vegan vegetarian restaurant. It was two blocks from our hotel called City of City. It's a vegan vegetarian restaurant. It was two bucks from our hotel. We went there the first day. I thought this is one of the best meals of my life. And I went back every day. Okay, producer Chris's reaction to that was so perfect because yes, not only is she sober, she's also a vegan. So this woman, she's like, I don't like Denver,

it's not very fun, you're not very fun. You're the problem in this scenario. Fun for her is the annoying voice. Right, that's fun, listening to me talk. And nope, that's all she has, that's her vice. Nip. What are good non-alcoholic options? Like, poke?

Yeah, right, that's right and dogs trying to figure that out there just like can you believe they actually do serve drinks that don't have alcohol and I'm like well yeah we have heard about it I believe that to be true and older producers told me okay so this segment right here is like talking to your annoying friends when they first get back from Denver and they explain what their trip was like this should not be a show this This segment right here is like talking to your annoying friends when they first get back from Denver and they explain what their trip was like this should not be a show this is a conversation I bet they've already had this conversation and then like all right. Let's turn the cameras. Let's do that again Yeah, I think Denver is a good has good food

but I do I was very Throne back. Is that the right word? I was very thrown back. I was very not into the city itself except when we got dropped off at the train station that area was kind of cute. It wasn't. No, that area was kind of nice. That's out of the city. But where we were was very like industrial and like there was just a lot of like empty lots and it's very spread out and it just feels like a city that's Still growing like it hasn't found its I don't know city center It's like a city that doesn't know what it wants to be. Yeah, it does just being boring boom. Hi, take You're being born. Yeah, the balls on this lady.

As our buddy, Kroge always says to his kids who complain about being bored. It's like, no, no, no, you're not bored, you're boring. If you can't find shit to do in Denver, I don't know what to tell you. There's shit to do there. Promise you that. So they're with friends and they want to go to a sports bar, watch football. They want to do different things. And of course, Sid here is not having any of that.

So she goes off on her own and does her own thing and they talk about their complaining about what people are wearing and the clothing and the clothing. Did you watch this episode, Tuky? I did. I listened to a whole thing coming home from Casaboneita. I'm Denver. We'll talk about that. But yes, I did. I did listen to a whole thing coming home from Casaboneita. I'm Denver. We'll talk about that. But yes, I did listen to this.

And I actually thought this was a lesbian couple up until about this point. I realized Noah was actually a man. And I didn't want to like Noah, but I started liking Noah at this point. Because yeah, I don't understand. I didn't get her whole, um, what they were wearing thing. But yeah, he seems to start to get very annoyed with her at times. Yeah. Who cares what the people in the city are wearing? What kind of observation is that?

Gives it shit. Yeah. If you're still in the States, that's not experiencing a city. Right. That's a good point. So now, of course, because they're entertainers, first and foremost, I know it looks like thank you for reminding them, they're born out of their minds. And we should be too, but no, no, no, no, they got one final take on Denver, and there's going to be some singing. This is my final take. Denver, not a girl town. Denver's for the boys. Denver not a girl town Denver's for the boys Denver's for the boys Denver's for the boys Denver's for the boys

I'm going to Denver now with my fiance is a special trip for him and I've just got to say Denver's for the boys. God, your voice is terrible. At least he's saying what we're all thinking. So that's helpful. Yeah, but he joined it with singing. So he started to talk to the doctor. He fucking started it and he knows what's going to happen when he started singing.

Your boy Noah there, Tookie. Yeah, your buddy Noah Oh, I really hope you clipped his pet name for her. Oh, I don't think I have that. Well, was it Conte No, that's your name for her Well, it makes sense because she's really annoying. She's very difficult. She's like, said during John, she's difficult. She's very picky about the food that she eats.

I just don't eat out that much because I think most food is mediocre. So like, yeah, traveling is fucking annoying because I want to eat good food. You're limiting the chef to two of the four food groups. And then you're going, I mean, this food just not very good. Well, it's kind of on you at that point. I mean, I realized it's other proteins besides me, but you get my point.

You're, you're taking on a lot of good ingredients out of these dishes that would make it delicious. Rosary stores, like just go buy a carrot. Like, oh, the whole carrot tastes the same pretty much. Well, and I didn't pull this clip, but she goes out and out and about this food. She got the airport that was just a bunch of vegetables and a bowl. And she's like, that's great though. Yeah. I would eat that all fucking day.

And I'm like, okay, so you're not that picky. Yeah. And you can eat that all day. Actually, you can. It's everywhere. Very easy. It's everywhere. I'm almost 100% sure that Garbanzo's place she was talking about is a chain.

So she could get that anywhere. Okay. But that was the one takeaway she had was the one vegan restaurant they went to in Denver and then the place at the airport were the two places that were were good food in her opinion, whatever that means. So this is reassessing her behavior in Denver, because as you heard, she was a bit of a problem. Everyone had to do stuff. She doesn't want to watch football.

She doesn't want to sit at a sports bar. She doesn't want to do anything. I'm going to go over here and improvise. Yeah. People go with the flow of the time or people places. Yeah, I don't think that's always a bad thing, but I think like if you're going to go to a bar I remember people places. Yeah, I don't think that's always a bad thing, but I think like if you're gonna go to a bar

and not have a good time, or more importantly, go be like over drain. I mean, like it was a lot of time with a lot of big groups of people. It was so much talking. So it's a lot of talking. So I, and I was tired too. I get you being like like let me take the afternoon

Because we went there for a wedding. Let me take the afternoon to just kind of like do my thing kind of get centered So I can be you know more outspoken and you know cheery to you know at a wet at the wedding. Yeah, all right You guys are rooting my show now. This is a conversation you have on the way home Right this couple could have this conversation on the plane, talk about this, but no, they have to come back home and then have this conversation. And not for nothing. Thankfully, nobody watches the show, but she's talking about put out she was by going to her friend's wedding. That's kind of a dick move. A little bit. I can imagine them when they write the thank you card.

So are you gonna put up with us, Sid? Jesus Christ. Their viewership just went down by two. Yeah. Yeah. She is low. She's a pain in the ass and everything comes down to, will I have a vegan option where we're going?

Yep. And that's my next clip. That's my nice clip. She talks about, will there be a vegan option at the wedding? And this is obviously the most important thing to her. I didn't say there are vegan options. I said, this is what I found out is going to be there. Do you think you can find something? Yeah, he said pasta and tamales. And you said yes. Yeah. But I assumed he had asked if there was a beacon option Because that's what I asked him to ask I just felt weird

kind of Getting specific with my friend about what exactly was at the wedding I just didn't want to put our shit onto him, but it's not putting our ship on time I was happy to eat before like I have no problem doing that. I know, but I just think when you're planning a wedding, I'm sure you're like, you just don't want to hear about other people's like fucking problems. Just a puncher. But that being said, we get there to the wedding. There's no vegan option. Good. First of all, she said I was happy to eat before she's not happy to do any. No, she's looking at the camera like she's Kate McKinnon. She's dead.

Who she thinks she is. Good call. She's pausing for laughter after a ride. Yeah, yeah. For someone to break the dead stare. Oh, fuck you lady. See what I deal with? Huh?

Yeah. Hey, I bet Tookie could do that. Let's see. Tookie, can you do that move? Oh, I just took him out. Not what I could do that. Let's see, Tookie, can you do that move? Oh, I just took him out. Not what I meant to do. Let's see, let's see that look. Nailed it.

Tookie's got so many different expressions. It's really impressive. So then after that, it turns out she ordered postmates, had it delivered to the wedding and ate outside. So she goes out of her way to be a con everywhere. Aader vegan sushi outside and explain how amazing it was. Yeah. Wearing that veganism as a badge. Yep. I've seen the many many times. She literally says she's saving the planet. And we'll eat other animals. Is it that is at the natural order of things?

People are so fucking stupid. It's so self-righteous. It's so obnoxious. And like the worst vegan food, she got vegan sushi. Yeah. Which is like avocado, wrapped in seaweed, and rice. Correct. Again, we're not just going to the supermarket and get some vegetables.

Yeah, that's all you need. All right, let's get off the vegan thing. Okay. Let's find out. So Sydney just quit her job. Let's find out what she was doing. You know, I can't, I can't do customer service anymore. It's just, it's gonna, it's gonna give me a heart attack and I'm gonna die young from it. She was in customer service. That's what they call stand-up comedy now. No, I can't imagine that a company looked at her and went,

I want you to be the front line for our customers. Like, why? She said, ask all, she sucks. Why would you do that to your company? So this is her explaining why she quit her job. Oh, wait, she's in customer service of the DMV. Right. Y'all get right.

Good point. This is why she quit her job. And also the thing about jobs like that is I feel like I'm being productive when I'm at work because I'm making money. So then I don't feel like I have to be productive on my days off. I'm like, I just have to rest, which when you're an artist, that's not good because you're not being productive when you're a day job. You're just like, you know, feeding the beast.

That is your landlords pockets, but you gotta do all your shit on your days off. And that's just, I'm too tired. So in raging. Comedians, everyone. Oh my God, could you imagine? So she's so tired from working yesterday that she can't do anything today. I can't even comprehend what she's so tired from working yesterday, that she can't do anything today.

I can't even comprehend what she's saying. But she has the energy to bitch about it. When I have a day off for my job, I do all the things I wanna do. It's amazing. The idea that she's like, well, I worked yesterday, so I have to lay in bed all day today. Well, no, that's called depression.

That's clinical depression is what you're describing. Fuckin' get up and do something. Get motivated. They're literally doing the podcast from their bed. Yes, good point. That's called depression that's clinical depression is what you're describing fucking get up and do something get motivated Doing the podcast from their bed. Yes. Good point. Why why don't I think anything differently about this? But I think Tuki understands this. I started this podcast as a hobby on the weekends working a full-time job Tuki's fucking getting up Early what five in the morning and Wednesdays to do a podcast before work Yes, Tookie's very stupid, but Tookie also enjoys it and yes, but you have to, you know, know your priorities and I still have to go to work.

Sucks. I cannot be married to someone like this. Someone who complains like this, well, I work five days a week. You expect me to be able to work on my comedy? Yeah. I would expect you to do that when you're not working on the days that you work and as long as you want to on the days that you're not working. It's really not that difficult. We're dying three Carl. I guess so. What the fuck? So we've heard enough of her complaining. Let's get into Noah complaining now. Okay, the writer's strike is over and Noah is a comedy writer. the writer's strike is over and Noah is a comedy writer and he's got multiple jobs and this is him bitching because like right now

You know we're about to it's getting late at night and and I have about two three two hours of work to do and I'm tired. I can't do it tonight So what then I'm gonna wait, you know our room starts at 10. So I'm gonna get up at 630. Yeah. And work from 7 to 9. It's that sucks. Yeah, it does suck. His writing room starts at 10 a.m. He's like, Jesus Christ, how do you find the time to do this stuff? Shit. What did that all? Yes, you just put it into perspective that Tukki, yes. I get up at four o'clock in the morning and then his day after his real job won't end

until about 4.30 at almost. I don't know if Tukki's soup's gonna be on every Wednesday. I don't know. I think this guy's bitching about having to get up to work from seven to nine. And then going to work at 10. Holy shit. Oh, do we know? I mean, I'm like you.

Yeah, he said it two hours. So it has to be, because I was saying it say, he's saying maybe seven in the morning to nine at night. No, definitely not. Well, there. He's got to write a couple of scenes for a show, which I know it's probably fun. I would imagine if you're writing comedy for a living. It's a lot better than dealing with spreadsheets and accounting all day.

I would imagine. I would look forward to only two hours of prep. Yeah. Right. Be a nice little exercise. No shit. Uh, and then the, the, the complaining doesn't stop there. This poor, this poor guy. I don't know. I mean, obviously America, Americans, we pick ourselves up by the bootstraps, we work hard, we built this

country. We're one of the youngest countries and also one of the best countries in the world is because of the work ethic that we have and the fact that we're able to grind through and do the jobs people don't want to do. I think what's also bums me out is like when you look at a computer all day, if you're fucking eight hours, and then you have to go home and look at a computer again. And I just think like what is this life that I'm, what am I going towards? Like what am I, what's, why am I doing this? He's having an existential crisis.

I know what he's going towards and because he keeps doing this. And that's a suicide on a living himself. No, he's fine. He's he's gonna, he's gonna figure it out. I'm sure I just think because his wife was bitching about Denver for 30 minutes straight, he's like, well, you know, I have things in my life too Let me take the wheel for a second. Jesus Christ great comedy show idiots. They live in Toronto, right? I know the way they're talking you would think that their bombs going off their hostages

They're in a cave somewhere And her complaints might get a little more mileage with me if she didn't deliver them in that way. Yeah. That vocal, fry baby talk way. Yeah. She's barely talking. Oh, well, thankfully Noah finally realizes that she is high maintenance and she is probably

the problem. I this weekend I felt like, oh, I was like, oh, wow, my wife is high maintenance. And in some ways, you are, but in a lot of ways, you aren't. Yeah, I'm not high maintenance. Yeah, let me help you out with that. I'm not. Yeah, no, no, you are.

You are high maintenance. You ordered postmates to the wedding and eight outside. I wish this was the bedtime divorce. Have you ever been to a wedding? Everybody eats at the tables together. That's a big part of the wedding. People don't just take their food to go. All right, the food's ready cool.

I'll be over here. Ciao and down. See you guys. Yeah, that's beyond negative attention. That's highly rude. Yes. And your food probably sucked. I'm sure it did.

I'd probably be better to tell everyone, hey, I have to go take a giant dump. Right. That's why I'm going to be gone. Hey, guys, I have a coke problem. So I'll be in the bathroom for the next 30, 40 minutes, but go ahead and eat. Don't wait for me. I'm good. No, it's the food here sucks. So I ordered postmates. I'm going stuff my face and some stairs outside. I'm sure there were tears too. I can't imagine there weren't all some tears. I figured she was fully committed to going, mmm, it's the legend. It could be that too because she was throwing about it. Yeah. That's infuriating though. Like how veganism has to be her personality.

Like Chad would hats. Yes, correct. Chad had the Argyle sweater. That seems Argyle sweater guy. And then he was sneaker guy. And yeah, Noah is a retard. And I'm going to prove it with this clip right here. I think you'll see what I'm talking about.

It's like when you're working a lot, you don't have money, you're making money, but you don't have any time to use the money. Yeah. When you're not working, you have a lot of time, but you don't have any money. Yeah, you've spent all the money. Uh oh, Ray Tart alert. Ray Tart alert class. Jesus Christ. Now, one of these observations, these, these are grown adults in Hollywood and show business. Having these conversations right now. This is our future. This is our, this is our present.

Unfortunately, this is what's happening right now. All right. So then there's a newer episode. They have a guest on the show. They have a, you guys get ready for some hilarious jokes. It's a newer episode they have a guest on the show. They have a guys get ready for some hilarious jokes. It's a threesome. Cause all three are in bed. So that's pretty great. And this is good. This is good. Now to a good start. It's a bedtime. Buh-haw.

Podcast. We have a guest today. We have a guest today. Our first ever guest. They have a guest today. We have a guest today our first ever guest. They have a guest today Good stuff. Yeah, well, at least you bring some energy to the bad I guess I'll give her that But yeah, and if you start off your show singing Stop it stop not not stop singing stop doing a show Just that you shouldn't be doing a show anymore. It's it's over. Please never do that. It's embarrassing. You're embarrassing everybody. So they start talking about in this episode. Apparently for the wedding they had said in Noah, Sid bought a dress that was 50 years old. She went to the store and purchased this dress and now Noah's gonna take that premise and run with it for some sweet sweet improv. The person who sold said that dress took the box out and put it on like the cat the cash register and blue dust off the box. No, it's like Casper like flew out this dress box this box has never been open

This is the first box the last woman who wore it died a horrible death You want to hear some crazy about my mom Some perfect response to that that all right, so moving on. I'll tell you guys a quick anecdote. Holy shit Now I already stole those jokes from Legion of skanks You think so you think it's pretty edgy. Yes Holy shit, Noah. I heard he stole those jokes from Legion of Skanks. You think, sorry, I think it's pretty edgy. Yes. He even looks at Barrest right here. He's like, oh, fuck, what am I doing?

Why am I doing this? Also, I want to point out, because this guest comes out, I wasn't sure if this is really their bad or not, because there's no bed frame or anything. So this one points out that it actually is their bad. It's kind of depressing. I know. You could have gotten away with it. Just prop in some pillows of anyway. Yeah, right. That's what I was kind of thinking. That's what it looks like. It's just a blank wall behind them. They're reading up against

and it's on the floor. No bed frame. Oh, yeah. Get style. Probably right. Is that his mother-in-law? No, lady. She's a friend of theirs. I think she's also in show business. Oh, she's a comedian. Oh, yeah. Couldn't you tell her improv skills she started singing with them?

Sure. She's a comedian like Ray DeVito. A comedian. We'll get into that. We got a lot of news on that front. I mentioned it on Wednesday. They had the roast on MLC and I have some clips of Chad coping with his loss and we got some news about race and the last time I reported on it.

There's much to discuss on that front, but first, I want to show you why these two adults know what and said are so hateable. I fucking can't stand people like this. Halloween is my favorite day of the year. Yeah. October's my favorite season. I live and die for Halloween. Really? Of course. Mm-hmm. It makes it nothing but sense. These are children. I have to stare at a computer screen, and then when I work, I have money, but I don't have time to spend it, and then I don't work,

and then I don't have any money to spend. I have to get up early, get my work done. It's fucking children. Then I do a show in my jammy. And I do my show in my jammies, with my best gal, and she loves Halloween, and we dress up. So she is clearly depressed and has some other shit going on. Yeah, what's his deal?

What is he just retarded? He might be Yeah, it's probably you get they're married. Yeah, that's what I'm trying to figure out what is deal is I don't know What do you think that I'd advocate is there too, key? I Don't know, but I really wish I clipped the part where he did say my wife is a cont- Yeah, sorry, I miss that, sir. Yeah. Good, Christmas.

All right. Well, I have just one more club, thankfully, and then we'll move on with our lives. But this is what I was talking about to start the show, the couples therapy aspect of this. This is just the two of them talk about what annoys each other. I don't need to hear this out of show. This is a topic we wanted to talk about, which is that Noah loses like fucking everything, but what, and it really annoys me,

but I don't lose anything, but something I do that annoys Noah. Noah, am I temper? She has more of a temper than me. No. Yes. Sid. Yes.

Sid. Yes. Sid. We'll get to that. Here she's a morning. I'm but classic avoid it. But I I don't remember like any conversations I've had. So I think I'm so ever.

So I'm so busy thinking about where all my stuff is all the time Yeah, yeah, yeah, I can't be bothered to remember what you and I talked about us. I mean Amy I do you remember conversations? I remember everything so vividly like perfectly It is so frustrating because we'll have like a really important talk making plans like things that I'm like I am building my life the next few days of my life around this conversation Listen shut up for a second. This show needs an egg timer. Someone just beg, okay, now you stop talking. So, yeah, we've established it. No one watches this. Who is it for?

Is it for them to get through marriage? Well, the problem I have with this is that they fancy themselves comics and writers and improv actors. These are all big problems. Yeah, these are all big problems when their show is this bad. Because it's embarrassing if they're trying to get work in show business, I wouldn't want this on YouTube. Not at all.

Right. Like that'd be a detriment to be getting hired places. Well, we've established that Noah hates working maybe he wants to get fired from everything at once You might be right so Sid quitter job because customer servers are too hard and I can't get my work with Yeah, it's a sequence joining and I don't know how long Noah's gonna last at this job if he's got to get up before work even starts to do some work Work job is marriage

Looks like a lesson is marriage these two are doomed. Yeah, the marriage seems like a lot of work to which is probably why they're so exhausted all the time It's staying bad. God if I were Noah, I'd have a drinking problem. In fact if I were me I'd have a drinking frown So I guess that makes sense. Guys, let's move on. It is time for our... Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. This one coming in from our boy, Nick Tucker,

who's been sending in some great cringe of the weeks. This is Kirk Minahand show. And this is, you're gonna hear Blind Mike guy and here, blind Mike down there twice a week. Kirk Minahand's producer is an up to pulling clips, causing Kirk to lose his shit and smash a TV. Let's listen.

He's literally off. Isolate 30 seconds sound of it anytime. Yes, no posses. Posses. Why are you jumping? Why are you f- poss- posses- posses- posses- posses. Because I- Isolate 30 second clips.

Yes, I- Now why are you fast forwarding around the video? Because that's what I- I pulled it from so that way there's the visual- visual side of it. Why don't you- what? I don't care! I don't give a fuck about the fucking visual side of it! I don't care! I don't care about the stupid fucking TV at all! TV means nothing to me! No, thank you me!

Nothing! It's a fucking podcast! Huh? There goes that TV. What the fuck? I don't care! I don't care if the people watch it, people watching you do you can fucking see anything? It's a fucking podcast. Get the 30 seconds fucking clip. Do you have it? Right here. What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it? What is it?

It's you and Rico. Well, why did you have it before? Because I went to the wrong time slot. You know you were your fast-forwarding through the fucking goddamn thing! This is the middle of the... Forget it! Forget it! Forget it! Forget it! Forget it! Forget it! Forget it! I don't care. So, we're just done in Megan making money on our team now. Great. What's next? Oh, I'm there shooting. What's it? If you play that sound, I'll fucking go and I'll cut your fucking head off. You know this makes me realize. I'm way too nice.

I'm about to sell to produce your crits. I never fly off the handle. And I need to do that way more nice. As though to the show, to produce Sir Chris, I never fly up the handle. You know, and I need to do that way more often. Well, you don't depend on me to play anything. So thank God. Thank God. Cause mother fucker if I did, whether you deserve an eye, just going off. I do. I applied Mike.

He sounds like the, the little kid whose parents are fighting. He's like, Oh God. Oh no. He's really upset. Just say you're sorry. Dinner's good. I love you both. I just want to let you guys know if we stay together. He started singing and dancing. Hey. All right. You know, if you do go to work and your boss acts like that, it might drive you to drink. And when you do over a dollar, reach for banana bag and go to bananabag.org,

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Science of oral hydration. Sounds important. Swallowing? Drinking fluids. You know, that science. I studied then school for a semester. I think Lucy has a degree in it. Oh wow.

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Who are these podcasts? I mentioned that we have the new song parody contest, the holiday song parody contest. The first submission was fantastic. I think it was Ben Hilton who sent that in. Remembering that right? I could look it up and I know what's my wanted to. If I needed to, yeah, spin him. So this one comes in from General GK.

Now I'm gonna warn the song parody haters out there. I know there's two or three of you. This is a long one. However, however, too, too, too. Settle in. Get a comfortable pillow to sit on settle and he is a pillow Do you ever get dehydrated to keep you? Do you get the hydrated to keep? Oh, yeah, all the time. I live up in the Rocky Mountain right

Hydrated all the time. That's right. That was we were talking about it before I don't know if it was on the show or before we started that when producer Chris and I were always, I was on the show, when we were in Denver, because of the lack of oxygen, those hangovers. Wow. Wappers. Oh, Lee shit. And people warn you about it too. They go, yeah, no, you don't want to drink too much up here. I heated their warnings and drank tons and tons of fucking water. Nope. And it didn't matter. Yeah, I really could use banana bag Yes, this shit was banana bags out there at Denver. All right getting back to our holiday song parody contest This one coming in from general GK. You're a drunk one Suttering John

You're a mean one Stuttering John You really are a prick. You're despised by all your children, Your own befriends are at Pickwick, Stuttering John. the... ...Srivel Blackheart! Yeah! You're not funny. Stuttering John. Your jokes just plainly suck. You're the world's third worst comedian after that fan and Zumaq, Stuttering God. You haven't made anyone laugh since.

Jackie Marling stopped writing your jokes. You're a pulsive Stuttering John, you're condo smells like shit. Your disgusting odor so bad it makes your road-shrumates vomit, Stuttering John. Given the choice between living with you and suicide, I'd say, Kumia, where's your gun? You're a booser, Stuttering John, Your liver soon too first.

You bought the President of course his first three mentions with your thirst, Stuttering John. The three words that best describe you are as follows and I quote. Drink, drink, drunk, your delusional, stuttering John. Your head is up, your rear, your ego is so big even, blind mic can see it clears, stuttering John. Oh, God. Your brain is an empty muddled and confused mess incapable of producing a coherent thought,

much less speaking coherently. You should run for president. Your loser. Stuttering John. You've tamed your whole career. Neither Howard or Jay Leno have returned your calls in years, Stuttering John. You're a narcissistic degenerate asshole and you're so ugly, you make car over car over car. Wow. Now, of course, the purpose of the song parody contest is to make a holiday album.

That one's definitely making the album. Fantastic job, general GK, even one over empty daily in the chat with that one. And I also in Discord, people realize that that was definitely not auto tuned. That's correct. They're not doing the Mr. Mj. No fooling them.

Auto tuning, I got that one. But fantastic. And since we're talking about Stuttering John, let's talk about them. I mentioned that yesterday we had the point, double point, it was on the Shule Networks channel. If you wanna go back and watch it, it was myself, Shule, we had Casey Armstrong, Gonzo Shitcock had the invite,

but didn't know what time it was, so he wasn't there. But then we had Bobby from Replayables show up and also Bob Levy was there for a while. So we had a lot to talk about. But really the guy who brought it was Casey Armstrong much like the week before Joey C comes on and drops a bombshell about legal shield for 30 bucks a month. I was like, wow, you bring in these people have some inset or knowledge. And this gets a lot of fun.

Well, Casey Armstrong He I guess John's been Outing I don't know if the right word for it is, but he's been implying or saying the Casey has an STD Which is pissing off Casey quite a bit. So Casey was messaging with someone who John knows a female that John likes to brag about getting a blow job from, because he's a classy guy, he's a class act that's suffering John. And you know, it's funny because when John was talking about how my ex girlfriends were talking to him, he was going to get some dirt on me, he might have created this. He might have brought this into his world by acting like he could

do something like that. Because now it seems like it might be happening to him. This is a pretty crazy allegation. We don't know the truth. We don't know the facts. This is all alleged. But this is what KC is reading off of his phone from this woman directly. All right, here we go. I said, hey, I'm going to be on YouTube if you want to see the show is it's with Julie and we're just talking about that douche John. And she says, good fucker, I told you what happened. He was wasted and almost raped me. Whoa.

It's lunches my head ever seen him. And you believe this girl. Trust me, this girl is not going to lie. Okay. Wow. Any of this. I'm not going to name her name. But if you know the person, you know the person stealing when we have in common, how long ago was this? What time frame are we talking about two seconds ago? Oh, when this occurred, he went after Gina, he tackled him on the floor. Oh, that's what we're talking about. John, which I'll tell about. Yeah, welcome to point to have a point, Bob. Good morning. No, no, but I didn't know this is breaking news. I didn't know what's going to be about. Yeah,

this is amazing. Yeah. Yeah. Oh Oh boy. Oh, you got a hit of pressure, man. I couldn't happen at a better time. And I'm like, is this girl? She should not her name should not drug for the the link. Because she never. No, she was. That's why she's the W. H. P tomorrow. So, So listen to that, guys. You're gonna love this. He was the drunkest I had ever seen him. I said, since you are so drunk, you can sleep in the bathtub. He got shit all over the sheets

because he can't or won't wipe his asshole. He wore it. He wore it. Legidly, this is all allegedly, by the way. Okay, I'm gonna pause it. It's more to go here, but people are already calling John the sheet shitter He got so drunk he didn't wipe his ass and they got shit over the sheets Listen to what's worse actually shitting the bed or having shit on your bed because you didn't wipe your ass good enough. I would say it's a draw, right?

I mean, that's a tie at that point. When the however shit gets into your bed, that's a problem. I don't care how much of a there is or how it got there. Jesus, Chad. It's wrong. I mean, honestly, if this was the first story you heard in an AA meeting, you'd go, yeah, I'm

not going to drink anymore. I don't need to keep coming to these things. I got it. He has helped us so many people in the world. He really has. Yes. Thank you, John. Do you have service to mankind?

Yeah, it's allegedly, but it's from the person who was there. Right. But we have to say just to cover our rights. This is a legend. Of course you do. Right. Who knows? Maybe I could be getting trolled for the past.

What a year. So it's believable so far. Keep going. That was his. He goes, he got shit all over the sheets. Let's see. I gotta say real quick, Pajako says,

John was traumatized by being anywhere in near a bathtub. Yeah, he's like, sweeping the top, fuck you, I will destroy your bath. What's a top? That way you hold the bees. Yeah, it's filled with ice like my top right. Yeah, you want me to sleep in the cool. Yeah, yeah, okay, he got shit a little bit, she's because he can't or won't wipe his ass well. He wants to fuck with me. I

Never blew him. He tried to kiss me and I was drunk. That's it He passed. Yeah, hold on a second. I don't want to Tell me if I'm wrong about this Robin Quivers Dominic Barbara. Is it? No, we don't have to name, but you know, no, I know. All right. We know who it is. Yes, we know. Wow.

So, um, he tried to get a kiss, but he's going around telling everybody that she blew them. They slept naked. That never happened. Wow. What a piece of garbage. I mean, really, who does that? So he passed that to the hotel room, right? What a piece of garbage. I mean really who does that?

That's in the hotel room, right? I had shit marks all over my sheets and he Let me see and she's just writing me more. It was disgusting. Ask him about that. He tries relentlessly to hook up I kept making excuses and he was a drunk mess. Julie Slater, so how bad he was. It was stupid of me to try and get him sober before he could drive home. Wow. Wow. Now, of course, this is all a legit. We don't know any of the facts. We're not even giving out names at this point. But what a story that is that John has to know, I don't know how he's going to defend this. Have you heard anything, too, as he already addressed this yet? He's been making allegations on his Twitter about lawsuits coming down the pike. Of course, yeah, that's part for the course.

I mean, anything real going on. Or the name Julie Slater. That was a DJ at K-Rock. Correct. So this happened during... Well, so I asked that specifically. Of course, you got to love KC Arts. I was like, well, what did this happen? Two minutes ago. Yeah.

I don't think KC knows the timeline. Well, because that would imply that this happen? Two minutes ago. Yeah. I don't think Casey knows timeline. Well, because that would imply that this happened when John was married. Correct. Because Casey said, I think 12 to 15 years ago. Yeah. No. But yeah, I know what you mean. Now, Tuky, this could have happened after he left Howard.

Very possible. But, possibly. But you would think he's still in New York because that's where Julie Slater is, that name didn't get brought up. If that's the case, John was definitely married or at least, if this was pre-marriage, I can't imagine that long ago. That can't be the case. possibly that is that's a possibility. That was before his marriage. But yes, I heard the name Julie Slater. And then I remember you asked KC,

when do you think this happened? And he was like, oh, yeah, I think like 12 years ago. And I was like, no, that does not make sense. No, it does not make some sense. So 12 years ago would have been he's still on the tonight show. His movie had come out. He's been like 2010, 2011, I guess. You know, John tells that story.

It's in his book where he was banging some chick and he's all drunk. And he takes a break and peas in her bathroom and peas all over the floor. I wonder if that's his cope for what really happened. Oh, shitting the bad or taking to shit the toilet, not wiping your ass and then rubbing it all over the sheets. He's probably, you know, he probably got the itchy ass hole thing going on where he's just cramming those sheets and just cramming them up there. Let me take care of this.

Oh my god. What a nightmare. And the fact that John's like, and I even call it at the time when John goes, oh, I'm gonna talk to some of his ex girlfriends He better be careful. I don't have stories like this are gonna come out John does that's why he was thinking that was gonna scare me like oh no, I'm gonna find out I shit the bad The shit-way or stuff Oh The shit way or stuff All coming full circle. Oh, man I know and I even said this on point devil point. I hate repeating myself

I really try hard not to repeat myself and you would think we've been covering John for five years You would think that okay, it must be getting repetitive. It's not He just keeps doing new crazy shit. New shit keeps coming out about him. He's a despicable human being. And it's a lot of fun for the rest of us, fortunately. But I will say the attempted rape thing is not fun or funny at all. And she did go on to describe it as like a puppy,

a pew kind of thing where he was just being aggressive and really trying and she was kind of fighting him off and I could picture that as well unfortunately but wow I know I'm drunk but this pill can only last so long I'm not gonna sober up a time we can just do this I gotta do to do this thing. I got to take a shit, but I also want to fuck. Ah, screw it. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Let me have that out of the way to discuss. And this one comes from DaBorz Anonymous. It was posted by Joe Nameth NYJ. And this is from his Thursday show. And John explaining that people should be giving negative reviews

to the comedy at the Carlson, the club that he's still booked to perform at on. Sunday, March 10th, Centering John live.com. Michael Diana, thanks for the five bucks. John, I hammered the Comi at the Carlson's Shippen Vides of Page for letting that act show go on the night before you F them. Good, good, and you should, you should. They're treating me like I'm some fucking low class citizen. You should That treat me like I'm some fucking low-class citizen Like I haven't paid my dues in this business Fucking hell I've been on the two biggest shows in the history a radio and television and

This fucking comedy They got a guy working at traction me And taumping me. You fucking kidding me. I hate to keep pointing this out because I'm a big Howard Seren fan. It wasn't the number one radio show of all time. It's probably Rush Limbaugh. It's probably five or six conservative talk showhouse that had

better ratings and more listeners than Howard sir. Howard sir was probably the biggest morning shock jack drive time show. There was for quite some time. But anyway, I guess that's neither here. Yeah, let's just give them that one. Yeah. What are bad reviews going to do for him? Oh, yeah. No, I mean, given the. He just wants revenge. He just always wants to revenge on everything. And my problem with this and I think the thing that Vinnie said and it got it was just this week, but it seems like forever going out. Somebody thinks of having said that when Vinnie came over to my house for our special bonus episode that we did in prop two, and he said, I would not allow John to come to my club

and do his stand up routine because he doesn't work at it. It's old. It's stale. He's not taking it seriously. I bring that up because as I said, I saw Kevin Neal and last night. Kevin Neal and one was he on SNL the late 80s. He started on SNL maybe the early 90s. So this is the guy who's been famous in comedy for all these decades and he's still doing

brand new material. He's still hilarious as ever. He's still killing it. His crowd work was fantastic. You watch this guy's like, this is a pro. This is a pro who's still working on his art, his craft. He's still taking it seriously. John, you're not that guy.

You're not taking it seriously. You're not working on your set. Talk about Bruce Jenner for Christ's sake. What was I saying, Bruce Jenner was a person. You're set. Talk about Bruce Jenner for Christ's sake. What was I said, Bruce Jenner was a person. You're right. The first commenter here is great. Such a short clip, but it's all there, narcissism, rage, delusions of grandeur.

Petty vengeance living in the past, just beautiful. It really does summon a love, doesn't it? Such a piece of shit. It really would be like if Pete Rose was on yelling about how the reds don't give him a chance to play anymore. That I would break out the red. baseball player, damn it. Right. Yeah, like that time is coming gone. You you haven't been on the Howard Sturge show. There are people who are old enough to drink who weren't born yet. We were left the Howard Sturge show.

It was so long ago, John. Get over it. Everyone else is over it except for you. All right, so this is a fun package I have here. This is from the Thursday show. Yesterday, of course, he had Gino Piscante on. I didn't watch a lot of it because I was doing point, dabble point, but from what I heard, Gino made the show watchable.

People who don't even like Gino are going, it was actually pretty good. Gino and John mixing it up. And it looks like John's so desperate for friends. He had Alex Stein on this week. He had Gino Piscante. These are people that he would normally and has called lunatics and you know, hates their politics and calls them all the sorts of names.

And now that John has no friends in the dabble first, he's just looking for anyone. Did he pay Alex down the hundred bucks? Nope. In fact, he said that because Alex told me he didn't have to pay him, because John goes, well, no, we're friends again. He said, I didn't have to pay him. John, I thought you wiped your ass with a hundred bucks. You don't even wipe your ass. Turns out, but I thought you wiped your ass with 100 bucks. You don't even wipe your ass.

It turns out, I thought you wiped your ass with 100 bucks. Just pay the guy 100 bucks. You all, give him two. Give 200 bucks. Cause it, get for interest. Yeah. There's an interest payment here. You voted for a while.

The breeze got knocked out weeks and weeks ago. Anyway, this is, this is great. And Drew Lane actually sent this to me because he was watching the show on Thursday and he goes You're gonna love this car. John gets himself all worked up and emotional over what an amazing father He was so this goes on for a little while already laughing This is that for a little while, but yeah, he gets himself all worked up but then he gets a super chat and

Immediately is right back to of people dumb flocks. It's so fun. I only John has this range. It's actually almost impressive. I'm strange. It's almost it's almost impressive in a way. Otherwise, he's able to pull this up. He's saved me the moment.

Enjoy every day. Because my ex and I had a, you know, a mutual understanding. How fast it goes. And empty nesting, it's not what it's cracked up to be. My youngest son is 17. He'll be 18 in January. And it's amazing. It seems like yesterday that we were building a go-kart. Yeah, I was

at his first soccer game. Coaching is baseball team. We're gonna 12 and three record. Go on to Mike Doherner's first place. My oldest son, soccer, games and track. Go to the year. Fly into Carolina. Because he made the top. You know, track team. Then I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. He's for the same. Every one of you got to do he thinks.

So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. He's for the same. Every one of you got to do he thinks. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. So I'm just going to talk to you since you know, in one I know in this chat right now as children. so He's front the saver every morning. I do he thinks it's a show. Document him. Thank God that I was very, very careful. I took pictures all the time. Then I had an end video. And I have those great memories

with a look back on. But save it those moments. You can't drink away photos. As much as I try. Oh shit. where those photos It's filled the beer on them back to my back to guard always cry go loud. I'm sorry. I haven't too much fun over here. DJQ Waves to make money, but still had to Uber LOL liar God I did it to least you dumb fuck Beenily brings him right back out of it. Right back in the reality, where every super cheddar is goofy got him.

Yeah. Even the ones he doesn't realize are goofy got him. So he goes through that very emotional rant that you just saw. Maybe rants not the right word, but he's very emotional. What a great father he was. He was there for his kids.

Took the photos, took the videos, did all the things, what participated in their lives. This wasn't about his kids. This was about him. That entire fucking thing was about him being an amazing father. And then he gets this superchets hilarious. My brown eyes tightly packed things from five bucks.

This is very touching, John. I'm in tears. It has made me miss my son, Brian Donnell. Man, he died in the car accident three years ago, and he had AIDS. Brandon, I think I'm so sorry, Philore. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry.

I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry. What a dope It's crying for Brad Dodd now Poor kid yet he's done the correct to this and his father's name was my brown eyes tightly packed. Yeah Poor Brad Dodd of course Brad Dodd is the name of the producer for the Druid Mike show so Holy shit, he's so fucking stupid. John you are so stupid. It's incredible This is why this is why you're the gum This is what we this is what we tune in for right here. Yeah, eight Can I play that again the way he read that so fucking funny

Cuz he I wonder if he would have that part he realized it was bullshit is like keep it going I'm not committed yeah Brandon I think you know, I'm so far simply years ago and he had AIDS. I know you can't tell a joke job but you could recognize a joke right? Fuck you idiots. Alright so as we know I'm actually surprised Cardiff isn't here yet. I would I'd bring him on for this but John is now mad at Cardiff Cardiff the potato has done nothing but try to help John non-stop even when the following up with Vinnie Cardiff went on the show this week and even said John, I still want to help you with your show. We can still make this work

I want to help you with your kind of make the carls in show on March 10th Cardiff election. Oh you dickhead. Hi Hi dickhead. Thanks for the 279 Gary and Sherry really John tell better lives. Oh, yeah Really? You don't think it's true. You dumb fucking potato. I should say your name right now Don't you better fucking apologize for your fucking bullshit tweet. You don't apologize then you're dead to me. You've been watching Vinny Paulino and his little buddy Paulino and his little buddy Snaggletooth trashed me on a regular basis. Vinnie Paulino used to fucking light me up on Lady K's fucking show. Light me up. But I forgave him and fucking would work with him. So what does he do?

That's John's audience. Let me up again. This is fucking notifications just go off throughout this episode. It's so frustrating. It's a loudest thing too. Does even have a microphone anymore? You're at least having a microphone in front of him. Now he just Alex Steinbunny, my microphone. Yep. That's right. He did. And he owes Alex $100 bucks, but Alex is the bigger man. He's ready to move on.

So there's some revisionist history there. The thing that John conveniently forgets is that he asked or in the words of Vinnie Paulino, he begged for a gig at the company of the Carlson. And Vinnie finally said, okay, what's figured out a way to make this work? And Vinnie put a lot of effort into figure out a way that he can market stuttering John to an audience that wore it all there to shoot spitballs at him. Yeah. That's a challenge. That's a chill. When Vinnie tried to think of some, I'm like, I don't know why you're doing this. I don't know what you're trying to accomplish, but I'm with you man, whatever you want to do, that's cool.

And now John is claiming that, you know, God, he's just the victim and everything happens to him. It's another of his faults. And the thing about everyone having to apologize to him is, oh, fuck it's so stupid. So stupid, doesn't make any sense. All right, so John's going to explain how many friends he has in this clip. As Alan, thanks for the five bucks. I have no friends. My wife, my family left me.

And I'm an alcoholic. I'm afraid, but I want to come out and just tell Shuley, I want his hug. Thank you. Feel like, Alan. Let's analyze. I have no friends, hot cocked. I have too many friends. No. Plenty of friends. In New York and out here in LA. I don't know if he does. I don't think he does, Tookie.

I don't think he does either. That was so sad. It was so sad. Let's analyze this. John, if there's no truth to it, then just move on. As he goes, hold on. Let me debunk this one. First off, I have too many friends. You don't know them. Yeah, they're all big mall across the country. And their broad did give me a blow job. He's insane. He's insane. When he was talking to Cardiff,

and he was talking about how he goes to the pub every day and Cardiff goes, well, that's probably not great. And John goes, well, you don't understand that's where all my friends are. Acting like he made friends outside of the world of drinking. And that's where they all run, Davey. No, that's our club that we meet. Yeah, no, John met all of his friends at Pickwick. They're also the day drinkers that hang out at Pickwick.

They would be there with or without them correct They're not seeing they're going when the fuck is John get again here. Maybe we should leave Don't tell that story. Yeah wait for John to get here. Okay, cuz I don't I hear it twice Don't must have all these amazing fantasies about what all these people do when they're not at the part of the bar. Yeah He says that too. He explains, he's like, there's a counten's there and lawyers. And he goes to as if a cowboys and astronauts, those important people drinking at 3 p.m. in the valley. That makes sense.

Sorry, checks out. Dude, he's literally befriended Vince the lawyer again. This has to be the fifth time since we've been covering this saga that Vince has become his friend again. Friends have been friends. Friends have been friends. Friends have been friends. Friends have been friends. Friends have been friends. Friends have been friends. Friends have been friends. Friends have been friends. Friends have been friends. Friends have been friends.

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So I think it's okay. John, well, you can really, yeah, he's weird. You could take his word for it. I'm sure. So this next clip, and again, I heard other people talking about this, but Drew Wayne from the Drew and Mike show goes, you got to look at this. This is unbelievable. This is John talking about how generous of a guy he is and how he still cares about his

ex-wife, Susanna, the mother of his children. And I would do anything she put it this way. If I won a lot of, I swear to you, if I won the power ball, let's say I won a hundred million dollars, but let's say I cleared a hundred million, I'd give my ex, probably like five million. I would, no, I would, she's a mother of my chosen. So it's almost like he's already given her $5 million. That's the way John thinks. If he says he'll do something, it means he did it. 5%, $100 million.

5% he would give to his ex, that's very generous, John. Wow. Could you even spend $95 million? If you're 58 years old and you have 18 months to live because your alcoholism, could you even spend $95 million? It's not that generous.

It's not as generous as he thinks of this. He is a very generous tipper. So yes, there is a possibility he could do that. And you know what? Instead of giving two bucks, Pupia, I'll start giving 250 Pupia at the Peckweck pub. I don't think I talked about it on this show. I know I talked about it. John finally explained what is tipping. Yes. Amount is two bucks a beer. He always says $10, but then when Cardiff pressed him, he's like, well, you know, and if I buy five beers, and then I give 10 bucks, pretty standard. No one's sitting there going, yes, John's here today.

Yeah, we thought he was a piece of shit before, but you know, he showed up. Yeah. We have a good weekend after all. All right, this is the last clip I have from John. And this is John seems like he's backing out of the Communist Carlsson show. I don't know. I'm seeing a lot of clues that maybe he's not going to do this show.

Please don't you can out, John, you're the goat. Hey, if I don't do this fucking show, it's not because I'm chicken. It's because I've been treated unfairly and the guy that booked me has reputed it in all of the green. Wait a second. Oh, one of the things.

Why didn't we do that? I'm not a degree. Wait a second. Oh, a second. What is it pretty funny? You know, this, I think there's a lot of things. Why didn't we do that? So let's hear it. The guy that booked me has reputed it. I mean, that is a big word. The guy, you know,

Spanish is probably his first language. He has Puerto Rico. But it's a doubt on his agreement. Took me two seconds on the phone my attorney. Well, I've made it a little longer than he's any any said it's called repudiation. Your attorney or Vince the lawyer because those are two different things. So I know that Vince the lawyers get you all wound up for your big loss here to get Scott me at the carl said it ain't happened in

John because and I'm no lawyer. There are zero damages. Yeah, nothing's happened. Talking to the owner last night, a couple other people there, they're all laughing at you, Jack. No one takes you seriously. Maybe it was a legal shield live chat. Maybe he was talking. Yeah, someone in India. That could be true. A lawyer. You're like to type six lines of tax and they're like, okay, no more until next month.

You got your money. Oh, what do you want now, John? What do you want to do now, John? You know, you only have one of these left. Yeah, that's the chat bot. Yes. Exactly. John. All right. What do you want? Who did you wrong this time? That's what Mr. Bolino has done

That's what he has committed Very simple you should call the Roger police department again. I'm being followed on this time, John Boo very simple. He was taunting me. What a dipshit, this guy is. He's so stupid. What's the difference between someone sending an email to them to get you pulled and having fans

bombard their reviews, both of us come back and move, it's hypocritical. Dude, I'm not, hey, I didn't tell him to do that. But it is wrong. You kind of guys. You're gonna do a show and trash me the night before. You kind of encouraged it. If I remember that clip that we just played correctly,

it seemed like he was outboarded with people doing that to the club. Yeah, it really did. Yeah. It must have missed something. Anyway, I don't tell people to do shitty things to clubs. Well, you did the Frank Pellegrino's club that he was working at. I remember you telling everyone to give that club shitty reviews. Oh, but now your friends are gone. That's right.

Your friends with Frank and Chris are gone. Okay, cool. And now you're saying people should give negative reviews to come with Carlson and you're encouraging that. But no, Vinnie's the asshole. That's right. That's how I remember. And don't put all this negative energy

into trying to come up with new jokes and maybe a new act. That you can maybe do on March 10th and go after the potato and Vinnie and instead of do a show, do let your creativity beat them. But no, that will not happen. It is hilarious to me because I'm so in this world that it's hard for me to take a step back and look at what's actually going on.

I can't imagine if somebody were introduced to this and they're like, this is how this guy's behaving after he got booked for the only place that would book him to finally do a comedy show. A live show, something he hasn't done over a year. He's finally going to get to go do that at this place. This is how he's behaving and acting about he'd be like this guy He's a madman and it took his point what he should be doing is working on his act Writing jokes using this as fuel you did this fuel Going back to the show that we did last time, where Jessica Kursin leaked

that the best revenge is living a good life. If you're mad at all your haters, rise above it, and then you get the last laugh. John will never recognize that as the end game. He never will. It's unbelievable to me. If John would ignore all of this and go out and get the gigs in Hollywood and do all the should be back and show business all the things he claims he wants to do. He's not putting any effort into any of that.

Well, he cut his hair. I know. Actually, that's what he said. You guys, I was going to say I was out of dying his hair. Yeah, really. I really have to have done anything to imagine. Imagine sure you want to sue. Caught if electric. What's a real name?

I think it's Ralph. I've heard it's Ralph. Would Julian something I would like to call to the stand the potato. I fucking love the fact that John wanted Cardiff's real name wants to know what he looks like. And this has been going on for months where Cardiff goes, I can't do that. John, you're gonna obviously dox me.

And Jack goes, I would not dox you. Why would you say that? I do not dox people. Cardiff goes, you might do my mistake. I don't know. I just don't want to give you that information. And now John thinks he has that information, whether he does or not, I don't know. But immediately, he's using that weaponizing it.

That's leverage him. Yeah, I'm gonna give out your name now. It's like, this is why no one wants you to know anything about them, John, you're an asshole. You doctomy for a longer time. Yeah, he literally did it to DG earlier in the week. Even though, obviously, we all know, is we all know his name by now,

but John knew that he made him steak and he even kept apologizing. Like, oh, I didn't mean to, you know, it was, but everyone knows. So I didn't really dox him. He's a fucking moron. He can't stay out of his own way. He fucks with his friends just as badly as he fucks this enemies. Yeah. And he shows his hand every time exactly like you, like you said, he already was using that's, he's using this stuff against Cardiff. I have your name. I know you know, I should give out your name, but I'm not gonna. I did an interview with Lorenzo Aurella yesterday for his show. And I was, I was asking him,

like, what do you want to do with his podcast and career? And he's like, well, you know, I'm kind of a mumbler. I don't pronounce words. I'm like, don't let that stop you. And I'm pronounced words a mumbler. I don't pronounce words correctly. I'm like, no, that's not you. And I pronounce words correctly either. Use it. Yeah, I'm gonna fuck. Lane into it. All right. Superstar.

So, job. So, Tookie, I know that you love, well, you used to love watching the mud shark. Oh, let's get into it. Let's get into it. It's time to mark. Zoom. It's not very often we talk about Chad Zoom out these days.

It's been a while, but Chad had the big roast battle with Ray DeVito on MLC on Tuesday and he lost. And he lost by a lot. But well, he lost by a lot in the vote percentage. Yes, yes, in the vote percentage. That's I'm talking about. Okay. But there's a lot being talked about with this because they had quote unquote judges watching the roast and the quote unquote Judges watching the roast and the quote unquote, I don't count Mike Boshetti. He says John, I don't even know why he's there. I'm sure you hydrated the whole time. Where you die?

What is he doing? Where are you going to call them beaker of fat beaker? Yeah. Beaker would a big swollen cancer head. Pretty much, pretty much sums it up. Oh, I found them up. It's playing popcorn last night. Oh no shit.

Yeah, remind me after that's I got to play that for you. Popcorn? Yeah. Yeah. By hot butter. Uh huh. Yeah. Great.

Great too. So where was I? There was this rose battle. Chad lost. But the judges all said it was a tie. Well, for the most part, you need. Now, you have to remember a couple of things here. First of all, Earl, who is one of the judges, does a show with Chad. So there could be some biases. They do the football show together.

Another thing to consider is that Kevin Brunnan loves this happening on his show. He gets a lot of talk, a lot of eyeballs, a lot of superchets. There were guys donating big sums of money for the prize money. So Kevin wants this to happen again and again and again and he wants around too, around through. So Ty is perfect for Kevin Brennan because then it's like, well, we, it's not settled yet. We kind of tried it again.

Kind of thing. So there are some reasons why people would pick one of the other who are the judges on here. Now the voters, you could say Chad's a very unlikeable guy. Ray DeVito is slightly more likeable. So he might say that the vote for that reason could be skewed a little bit. But I checked in on Chad show after he lost to see how he was taking it. And let's just see, he's going to, he's going to first recap what happened. If you have, if you're not aware, if you've been sleeping under a rock,

Ray won the world's battle. I love it, Chad's world. MLC is the biggest show on the internet. I think he's literally set that before. He thinks it's the biggest show. He's like, obviously everyone's talking about it's the water coolers at work that Ray beat me at the Rose Battle. There is the smallest percentage of a percentage of a percentage that knows who the fuck you are

or what Mr. Rose Company is. Or would even watch this. But more people are hearing about it right now by listening to this podcast But yes, Chad thinks this was simul cast on comedy central time square people are outside Watching it along with the ticker Yeah, people people are gathering like it's a world cup fight. Oh's patch Packing bars these guys have nothing to look forward to, Carl. That's the other thing. Like, John, he has one gig to look forward to in five months.

Yes. Chad has been talking about going home forever for Thanksgiving, for early Thanksgiving, to do a free feature set this weekend with what was his face? Uh, uh, that fucking, uh, what you're a fucking idiot or no, uh, you're, you're a fucking child. Why can't I think of this fucking stupid name? Uh, the comedian that he saw, he's opening for him all weekend at David Robin Quivers. Oh, Jim forging. Yeah. Yeah. That pressure could have been a lot of people.

No, I know. I'm sorry. You should have said, what are you five? What are you five? That's what I was trying to think of. What are you five? What are you fucking idiot? So, pointing together.

Okay. So, okay, everyone already knows this information. We're all on top of it. So this is Chad's assessment of it. He wanted The judges said it was a dead even it was a tie, but the the audience participation participation vote Had it as a landslide victory

Hmm, and then you find out Melton sniping. He's telling everybody to go vote for Ray. You know, I'm not going to assume everyone follows this world as closely as we do. Patrick Melton from nobody likes onions, who was on Mizuro's company for a while. They're having Mondays with Melton. And then Melton finally got to the point where he's like, I don't need the ship and stop doing it.

In Chad's world, him and Patrick Milton were friends for a little while. And like every relationship that Chad has, very similar to Southern John, it ended poorly. So in in Chad's world, Patrick Milton is an enemy. And he also sucks. We're going to find out all about that. How terrible he is. socks. We're going to find out all about that. How terrible he is. But so the, the, card just act against him. He's got Patrick Melton telling people, he, it, it's not like he was winding up for a list of things. And then he had one thing. I had it as a landslide victory. Hmm. And then you find out Melton's sniping. He's telling everybody to go vote for Ray. You know, I don't have a chance. He raised friends with the potato. He's friends with the puppet.

He's friends with ski mask, Stevie Lou. He's friends with Carl from WATP. These are all people he thinks suck. These are all people that Chad Zumeck says are not funny. So why would Ray being friends front of us have anything to do with anything? I guess voting. Well, on their voting, he is used to everything being stacked against.

At least that's how he perceives. Correct. Yeah, how good could you get through life? Him against the world of Chad. It's really him against him. It's what it really is. It's Chad versus Chad. Oh, Chad.

You lose it every time. He thinks somehow we were all influencing the vote, but I can say I was watching Melton watch, and Melton was not telling anyone to vote for anyone. He was very fair. We were all willing to give the roast to Chad in the beginning. I don't know why. I guess we all just think Ray is so stupid that, you know,

and the mud shark's always threatening, oh, the mud shark's in the water. I'm in the water. And I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to mud shark again. And then it was all just like joke book jokes. Yeah. The his jokes. I'm not going to recap it. You did a great job recapping on Tuky soup. Patrick Melton did a phenomenal job recapping it. He played every joke and scored every joke and had score sheets at the end to decide who won red divino won by a ton Chad repeated jokes Chad had the joke that Ray looks like a make a wish kid who never got his wish now it's kind of funny it actually is nonsensical because make a wish doesn't cure you you just get to go to Disney

world so it doesn't make any fucking You just get to go to Disney World. So it doesn't make any fucking sense or anything like that. He used to twice. He said that exact same joke twice. Chad, so disorganized. And I know what you mean, Tuky. Going into this, you think,

well, Chad's the mean guy. He's gonna be better at roast jokes. He'll be better at roasting than Ray DeVito, who's the fun loving, likable goofball guy. Love everybody. I love everyone. I love you. Yeah. So I understand why you'd think that. But Chet proves time and time again, he's terrible at joke writing. He's terrible at row sale comedy.

I thought he'd be going to these podcasts. He was terrible. We saw him at the Kevin Brennan roast. We played that. It was a disaster. You can't write this style of joke. I'll say it. Patrick Michael says this too. It really is the easiest style of joke to come up with. Rose jokes.

You got nothing more time to prepare. Nothing more time to prepare. You got one target. You got Ray DeVito. I'm sure we can all write a few jokes. And almost all of Chad's jokes were about how Ray looks like a big kid. You look like what a 10 year old thinks of adults dress like.

You look like a child. You look like a little kid who just got a new bulk cap. You look like, oh, he said, he said, you look like you robbed a hot topic. Yeah, I think he says, he says, that's where they have pink comforters. He doesn't press a golf first first off. When you rob a store, you don't wear the club. It does that when robbing it. Yeah. You got the price tag.

Yeah, it's like shoplifting when it made more sense. But a lot of his punchlines just attacked other people too. Yes. A lot of his jokes were about Iraq, compound media, Chrissy mayor, and he was trying to get Kevin to laugh. So he was attacking all the people that Kevin doesn't like. And that was the funny thing he said to Kevin Brennan's roast where he goes up there and he's bombing. He's like, I'll play to the back of the room.

No, comics don't find this funny either, dummy. No one knows what you're talking about. This is not these are not well crafted jokes. And he said, go away. The other thing that he does that he was doing at this roast, he thinks that dropping the sea bomb is a punchline. And you use that punch line three or four times. Oh, yeah, your sister. Oh, yeah, Ray, you can't. These are not jokes. Aka haka. Good stuff, though. Good, good try. All right. I'm sorry. I'm never going to get through this.

Everybody. So they're pulling for Ray the underdog. So naturally, I hate all of them. Chrissy Mary's friends are Chrissy Mary's friends with everybody that I'm not friends with. She tried to be with everybody. So I didn't have a chance in hell of winning that audience participation, but everybody, everybody that messaged me, comics that watched it, said two things. One, I was consistently more funny than Ray. And two, right in and right all is jokes. Okay. So everyone who messaged him said two things. He was consistently more funny,

which seems to be a workaround to your funnier. I mean, Ray had a lot of stickers. They'll get me wrong. So I guess if we're going at batting average, but even batting average, Chad didn't win. So consistently more fawny seems like something a friend would say, no, I thought you know consistently you were your jokes landed on me. First of all, you consistently filled in the dead air. Yeah, you read the words. Oftentimes fuck them up and screwed up the punchline and then read them correctly, but there. So that doesn't look. How many texts flooded into him? Well, this is the thing saying that this is the thing with Chad is that he builds up this world that he's in. He's constantly talking about the Venmos he's getting.

He's thanking people. I have examples of that coming up. All stuff that no one else can prove. Oh, I got a lot to front. They're all texting me. We're all buddies. This is not believable. He pushes everyone in his life out of his life very quickly.

Just have to talk about the loss. You know what I mean? I know he's got to cover this somehow, but it's like when you get dumped and people are like, oh, you know, you were the better in that relationship. You could get better than that. Or anyway, it gets a shit. Just don't bring it up.

Just don't bring it up. So this is where Chad starts out by being a gracious loser and then quickly switches that out. If you want to just look at it like Ray, one, he won. But Ray, what I do want to ask and you got the money, the money's yours. Just admit you had a little help, Ray. Comics that I know that watch it said that's not a rate of veto joke. Some of them, those dark jokes that were really clever, I don't know, Ray, I've known

you for a long time. I know your joke writing that second half of the second round and third round. There was a lot of wordy jokes. Those are rate of veto jokes. I know rate of veto jokes, but those mean dark jokes, the clever right? You're not a mean guy. You're an angry guy, but you're not mean. I know you. So you got some help and that's fine. That's fine. I didn't do it. Like I said, Ray told me to pick up a pen. I picked up a pen and I wrote the jokes myself. A lot of people, Salvador M, even Alex Stein sent me jokes, but I didn't use none of them. A lot of people.

A lot of people, I do whole examples. All right, so now this is again, Chad versus the world. So Chad is claiming that Ray DeVilga has this help and he could have gotten help. Chad has friends too, but he chose not to because of integrity. He's got dignity. It shows him like, yeah, it shows.

We'll get into, yeah, you could definitely tell the chat wrote his jokes. And we'll get into the controversy surrounding all of this because there's a lot of controversy has brewed up since this. So ridiculous. So stupid. But this is my favorite part of Chad's, so he's trying to say that he could have gone harder at Ray, but he decided to take it easy on Ray.

Because if there's nothing I know about Chad, it's his tender heart. You know, he just doesn't have, he just doesn't have an item to be mean to someone the way Ray was mean to him. He uses the word condit, it's with heart. Listen to this. I to be mean to someone the way Ray was me. He uses the word condoms with heart. Listen to this. I didn't use any of the jokes.

I want to do these are mine, verse Ray. And I'm going to be honest with you. I was happy with myself. I thought I did well. Got to text from Earl. I got to text from Florentine. They all said I was fine. I was good.

Consistently funny. I didn't go for the juggler like rated. And a lot of that had to do with the fact that Ray was having these nervous meltdowns, these fucking panic attacks leading up. He tried to getting out of this roast 10 times. He had to get talked back into this roast 10 times. He didn't want to do it. What's in it for him?

So he's actually braver for having done it if that is true. Well, that's a good point. But what Chad is trying to say is they took pity on just for raising, oh my God, what am I going to do? Kick a guy while he's down. Doesn't even want to do this thing. I'm going to go in there and roast him real hard. I'll go easy on him. That's always a good strategy going into a roast battle. I'm going to go easy on any battle, really. Right. Good point. What's the game, what's the game plan today, coach?

Let him score a couple of times. I'll double see what happens. All this hindsight does not help your case. He's still lost. It makes it worse. It's totally because he's lying. He's grasping. It's straws.

It's like the retarded turtle versus the obese hair. That classic. But it's interesting because this is all the stuff that Chad said Ray was going to do after he lost. Yes. Chad said he was going to beat Ray and that Ray was going to accuse Chad of getting other people to write his jokes and then Chad does that exact thing immediately. I think it was on the show. He was already doing that when he found out that he lost. It was was immediate Then he started doing what he said Ray would do because this is a Pervert example that Chad is always projecting

Chad's not a smart enough guy to understand that different people have different personalities and have different feelings and Approaches to life. He thinks that everyone's wired like he's wired again He's a dumb guy like Suthering John who thinks everyone else is dumb like him and we're not So immediately when he says he's going to accuse me of this, that's what he was going to do if he lost and he was perfect example. So this is Chad saying how funny he could have been if he wanted to be. But I'm writing these jokes. I'm thinking about his dad. I'm not going, I'm not going for the jugular. I'm just going to make fun of his comedy and his looks. But he was for for the jugular. I'm just gonna make fun of his comedy and his looks,

but he was for the fucking jugular. I mean, he went after my brother, everything. I mean, I was taking back. I was like, whoa, shit, I did not expect that at all. That was like a left hand hook. I didn't see comment. I was like, because it wasn't right. That's the worst excuse he possibly could.

I could have written better jokes by decided not to. Dude, it's a right. That's the worst excuse he possibly could, I could have written better jokes by decided not to. Dude, it's a roast, what do you mean? Why would you not? I can't even fathom. Chad writing down a joke, he's like, oh, that's too mean. A race, nope, not doing that.

Not going there. It's the fucking mud shark. Yeah, I still don't, I can't imagine him getting contributions from Alex Diner Jim Florentine and saying no I'm not even gonna look at those. Yeah, I have integrity. I'm not yeah Yeah, and like comics get jokes from other comics all the time like why did these two or at least where? You know why the Chad decide to be the world's friendliest mud shark now. When it actually mattered to be a mud shark and to get in the mud.

That's what you do, fatso. Yeah, this is the guy who goes after people's families and ex-wives and children. And he really, that's what he prides himself on. He doesn't give a fuck. You shouldn't fuck with him. He'll go there. And then all of a sudden sudden he loses a roast battle

Definitively and he goes well, it's because I wasn't even trying to roast him too hard. I don't want to hurt his feelings Guys fragile, you know, what are you gonna do So tookey actually wrote a joke for Ray that he didn't use do you want to tell all the joke? I thought it was good Yeah, he used it once before and you actually caught it. It was in the MLC chat and they repeated it. It was what kind of flower is Chad jealous of tulips. It's a cute joke. Yeah, it's a cute one. But that's why you tell a puppet wrote it makes sense. It's a cute little joke, but yeah, he'd read, decided not to use it because I guess he had some kind of integrity

and he wasn't taking anyone's jokes. That's what I was talking about. That's not it, because he did. But all right, let's talk before we get there. Let's talk about what Chad is doing. And I like to remind us of this. This is something I don't do enough reminding you guys that I'm a podcaster

That I'm podcasting you guys listen to me because of this podcast. We're proud of podcast the podcast show that we're doing The show show I Know I bring content. I've been doing it all year long. I bring content It's undeniable that I bring content and don't let any of these podcasts or sway you otherwise. Don't let them deter you from saying anything else. Chad is always lying. Even when he's saying just the most ho hum thing about bringing content, he literally doesn't.

He literally watches the people's shows and just goes, that's a lie. That wasn't very funny. He doesn't do anything. He just laughs maniacally. Yeah, he doesn't do anything. No, imagine being on a show where you have to tell people not to be convinced, there's a lot of people telling you

that I'm not bringing good content. They're all liars, don't listen to them. Could you meditate to sway your audience to think that you're not an asshole? Yeah. I know everyone's out there saying I'm an asshole, but I promise you I have not an asshole. Chad and Studge Hill have this in common. They think that they can talk their way out of anything. They can manipulate people. And what they don't understand is that action speak louder than and it always, always is the case.

And it goes back to not to be repetitive. I hate being repetitive, but dumb people fall for this type of thing and they're dumb people. And I've said this before, sales people are the easiest to sell to and it's weird. It's counterintuitive. You would think that they know the game so they would see through it. But guys like Chad, you can easily manipulate and say,

hey, Chad, my show's great. My show's great, Chad. Chad, you're going to love my show. My show's great. That guy's show's pretty great. And so he does the same thing to his audience thinking that's going to work and it doesn't, because normal people make up their own mind on things and have their own opinions on things. And they're not worried about what other people say.

Well, right. Okay. So now we're going to get into Patrick Mountain and he's going to go after nobody likes onions Patrick Mountain here who apparently he thinks is the reason why he lost the rose battle I think. He got fucking fatty uh, Milton but hurt. I mean, talk about man rejection. Holy shit. When he start going off on me, like through text messages, I go, what the fuck is wrong with you? Just having a meltdown. He doesn't hold on a second. I have to make a comment here.

So Chad's explaining the Patrick Melton is the one that was melting down with all these messages going back and forth. We forget this a little too often on the show and around the devil verse. Chad Zumaq emailed a girl all day long telling her to kill herself. There were emails that were hours apart saying, why haven't you killed yourself yet? What are you waiting for? You should kill yourself.

You have nothing to live for. You're a loser. Kill yourself. So again, Chad is now putting his own personality into somebody else. Can you believe this asshole having this meltdown and sending me all these messages and freaking out? Like that's you, Chad.

Yeah, he called it man rejection. This is man boy projection. Yeah. Chad was there. You could have that. Yeah. Right, you didn't kill yourself. He could have gone.

Yeah. This is a good depression. Yeah, that seemed easy. Suck it, everything, Chad. He didn't kill herself. He could have gone. Yeah. That's a good depression. Yeah, that seemed easy. I was sucking everything Chad. He really does suck it everything. A man rejection. Holy shit. When he started going off on me, like through text messages, I go, what the fuck is wrong

with you? Just having a meltdown. He does not know how to play well with others. He just doesn't. So I blocked him and he's never been able to let go of it. And then he's like, I think I could get Chad back on MLC. Tell Chad to unblock me and call me and I want it. But man, is he wow with me? I think I, because I saw behind the curtain of Oz, I saw who Melton really is and he doesn't like it. He's very insecure, very emotional.

Doesn't like that. I call them out. More projecting. Chad is an emotional girl. He lives his life through emotions. That's all he is emotional. He just reacts. He just reacts. I think you were pointing that out, Tuky, when you were going through the roast jokes. Some of those jokes he lost the thread out. He forgot to try to be funny and he was just like yelling at me, you know, he's just an angry guy. He did a ton of time. It's like, Ray looks like,

Ray should fucking die. Yeah, that's what he looks like. You should die. That's what he looks like. Yeah, there are a lot of jokes that ended with, I hope Ray kills himself. That's not the jugular. Yeah, no, he goes, I wish you a trick more Dredo. Jesus. Right. Good. Ridiculous. Ridiculous. He went easy on him.

Need something to say to fill up the time and he's just word. Yeah, I know this word goes with that word and. So this is the part where Chad's own argument is fucked because he was just saying how he lost the vote because Melton was sniping and telling everyone to vote for Ray. And then he says this. I want to thank Jack. Oh, this is funny. I'm just saying your first names. I'm not Docs and I don't know your screen names. I want to thank Al. So this is a funny cut. This is not what I was just setting up. But this is how you know that it's fake. When he's just like, I let me go. Thanks some of the people who donated on Venmo, uh, Bill, uh, Steve, I want to thank George. That was just, uh,

I want to show you one syllable first names. I'm just saying your first names. I'm not docks and I don't know your screen names. I want to think, Owl, these are all the Venmos and PayPal's that were sent to me yesterday. So, holy. It's actually AI. Okay. So anyway, uh, so getting back to this is where his own argument runs out of steam. You know, I'm not fooled and it bothers you. It's a narcissistic injury. I'm going to do it. Red bar did to me and it's not working at all. You got seven little loud mouths in the quote unquote onion army. So which is it he's sniping and telling all these people to go vote because there's over a thousand votes on this thing.

Or does he have seven listeners who give a shit about him. It has to be one of the other you got to pick one which is a seven listeners with a thousand fake accounts obviously right All right, you've been doing something because Chattano's football show that nobody watches and he does his picks Yes, and so the other day there were more people on screen than actually watching I think there were four Put it on your phone while you're on there. Just add another person. I mean, there's ways to make this less embarrassing. Oh, no. It's amazing. All right. So, so you have devised a strategy where you go, I know how to make money in the NFL. I'll just pick the opposite of what. Chazoo, Mike tells me to pick. Yeah, I'll make money.

Yeah. We only caught on in week seven. So the first week was tremendous. I think he went three and nine. Yeah. And then the next week he had another losing week. But then last week we kind of got screwed a little bit and he actually had, I say this all the time, stupid gets lucky too. So you know, past performances of stupid, do not indicate

future performances of stupid. So if you're looking at this, you know, do not come to Tukin say, Oh, Tukin, I thought you said we were going to win money. Listen, in the long run, if you bet against the Z-man, Florida's 19th greatest open micro, you will make money. His overall total right now is 19 and 24. Like I said, last week he did go nine and five. So we did have a win. Wow. All right.

That's big week for him. Yes. I can't. Hey, we can give it to him. But Chad's strategy seems to be to listen to what the other people say and then to make a decision off of that. And then if he doesn't know then, he just always takes the favorite, it seems.

Okay. So you have a clip I need over to play it. Is there any setup for this? No, this is a song I created to help motivate people if they want to make some extra money. Right. Oh, hello boys and girls. It is your good pal to gay. Are you ready to make some extra money. Right. Oh, hello boys and girls. It is your good pal Tugay.

Are you ready to make some money? Yay! Chad's football picks, blow picks, blow. Chad's podcasting a show, ain't a show. If you wanna make money, trust that Tookie knows. Chad's football picks, blow picks, blow. What's fantastic boys and girls? Let's do that again. Chad's football picks, blow picks, blow. Chad's podcasting a show, Ain't a Show.

Trust that, Tookie. Totally knows Chad's Football, Big Explo, Big Explo. I forgot the lyrics there a little bit, but that's okay. We're doing it. Yay! Chad's Football, Big Explo, Big Explo, Chad picks, blow Chads, podcast, ain't a show, ain't a show If you wanna drink money,

trust that Tookie knows Chads, football picks, blow picks, blow What's going on? Faster, boy, kick you up Chads, podcast, ain't a show, ain't a show If you wanna make my name Trust that Tookie knows Chads, football picks picks for picks. Whoa. Chad's football picks. Whoa We are doing it right now, too, key. We're doing it. Well done. Well done sir. All right, so I have one more thing that I want to talk about with you guys today. Oh, before I move on, I'm sorry, I wanted to bring this up because I think we brought up on the show. I can't remember the fact that Chad was in an amateur open micr comedy contest The kind that my buddy Vinnie Paulino runs here in Rochester and it was the funniest Florida comedian contest but really it was just in Tampa because other clubs have this contest and other cities in Florida and Chad did not win this contest

in fact Tuky likes to say he was in a last place a night. The place In fact, Tuky likes to say he was in a last place and 19th place. 19th place. That's what he picked. He picked 19th. That was the last. He was the last to go on and he lost. He got 19th place in Tampa.

That's not even in all Florida. It's terrible. It's not good. He's got to stop it with this thing that he's a standoff comic. So it's been my theory that when he does, I did just see Nick Swartz in. He was, you know, doing the Adam Sandler show. We went and saw it Wednesday. And that's one of the guys that Chad says he opens for along with quarantine and Tosh. Oh, and these guys, it's my theory. Vinnie says I'm wrong about this. That these comics bring on terrible openers to make themselves look good.

When I saw Tim Dylan last Friday, his opener was garbage, just the worst, just nervous, joke structure was all over the place, not interesting or compelling. And I think it's because when you're a headliner like a Nick Swartz Center Daniel Taj or Tim Dylan You're not gonna sell more tickets by having a good opener It doesn't you got to pay these guys some amount of money So whatever we'll get someone to pay that much money too because they're not expecting much They can't make more money doing something else and it'll make me look like the most amazing comic anyone's ever seen right Why would an old black Sabbath tour with a young Van Halen?

Well, it's your asking for trouble. It's funny. You say that because Ozfast, when black Sabbath had a play after maiden, they ended up getting in. I remember sharing Osborne was pissed because a good portion of the audience would leave. You can't follow her and make, no. It's a dumb thing that you've been trying to do.

And it's great as black Sabbath. This is great as all their songs are in. And everyone in Asfasc is a huge Sabbath fan. You see our in manual like, show's over. We're good here. I'm gonna get the car and sing on these tunes on the way home. So. You're trying to say, mediums aren't well-adjusted, confident people

who want to see other people shine as well. Oh, that's in there at all. Well, you can let and you say it. That could be true. Or do you think Nick said, hey, let me get this young 50 year old up in cummer Chad Zubock to open my show, give this kid a chance. Maybe it was that Dave man brain says, Pretty sure Bill Burr admitted it.

I'd want to hear that audio because we reviewed the podcast of the guy who's his opener. He's the rock and roll guy. I'm forgetting his name now. But something devil rags. Anyway, I remember that he was really impressed with himself, really proud himself that he goes around with Bill Burr. And actually, Vic Henley was the opener for and now I'm going to blank on his name, but the sure on no Vic Henley was the opener. So you know how they have the redneck tour with he was the funny. Yeah,

he was the funny one on the Jeff Foxworthy tour. The, the, uh, Tater salad. Ron White, thank you very much, Aaron. So Vic Henley is open for Ron White. And Vic Henley, we played his entire stand-up special. It's so hack. The season, season leaves joke is right up there with bonk at transplant, or squeegee. I mean, it's, it's all, it's all the same kind of thing. Anyway, I'm going off on a whole fucking side thing, but you understand my point. I don't think Chad is a working comedian. I think that he gets these charity gigs

because these comics who headline don't care what the person doesn't front of them as long as they don't kill. They're just happy with tepid applause and laughter so they can go up there and do their thing. I don't think Chad negotiates either. Whatever they offer in the first time, if they're like, hey, we'll give you a couple of slim gyms and some of those giant aerodone iced tea. And I mean, giant, those giant cans, Chad, we would not rip you off with the tiny or

one. We're going to give you the giant ones. You just have to drive 500 miles to, you know, West Virginia and open up in the Chuckle Hut. The trick is you pour a bunch of that out and then you pour the Tito's in. Oh, yes. That's the way nobody knows what you're up to. Okay. We did fart mouth recently.

And the fart mouth guys, they decided to do a show called, who are these podcasts? And I always appreciate when people hit back or whatever they want to do if they want to accept the criticism or explain their points or their point of view. So I was checking out this episode and the way it starts made me go and they're upsets. Where walk mines can find sleep, Fartmith University. Don't know if you heard, but we're not funny

at Fartmith University. Yeah. And we're here to prove it. Welcome, everyone, to Fartmouth Podcast, a show that only goes for the low hanging fruit. Okay. So you could tell that we said they weren't funny. They go for a little hanging fruit. This obviously stuck with them. They're not happy about that. I will say they took this critique very well. They said they agreed with 75 to 80% of what we said. And they have a good sense of humor about themselves.

So I do appreciate that. One of the things that I critique them about is this idea that just being edgy equals funny. I don't think it does. I think when you're younger, it might say, oh, that's a naughty word. Whoa, this guy. Oh, what are you gonna do? Of course, when they come back after me,

they prove my theory correct. I also learned that I'm not allowed to pause for comedic effect So all my jokes have to be immediate. That's why I didn't pause before I said that Carl should hang from a tree And also I'm not allowed to repeat my jokes. No, no are you are you allowed to just did it my jokes? No, are my allowed to explain them So I won't say that that joke meant that Carl's gay and should hang himself because he's a faggot retard bitch And also his wife Pretty good stuff is Chad teaching comedy show or

That's what you can do Chad those, those who cannot do teach, you should be teaching comedy. He's like, have you used an F slurry yet? You're already three minutes into the show. Having heard of that slurry. Let's go. Try the word, try the word, come here. Let's see how come fit here. So they took our critique as if we were giving them rules they have to follow. And so they constantly say, well, we're not allowed to do this. We're not allowed to do that. Do it on the fuck you want.

I don't give a shit. I'm not making any money off your podcast. I don't care if you are. Doesn't make a difference to me. So I was just letting you know why we thought your podcast wasn't very good. Doesn't mean you have to take our advice or do the things that we told you to do.

Just trying to explain why you're not as popular as maybe you want to be or you could be. That's all. And Tyler, who is a fan of the show, I believe, from based on what he was saying, almost learned some valuable lessons from this. Okay, so you got good, good, good. No, actually, I'm gonna say don't change anything. I do agree with a lot of the things they said.

I'll be honest. Most of their claims were pretty valid. Their critique was fair. Yeah, completely out of context. Their critique was very fair. A lot of the things they said I fully agree with. Okay, so that's good. I'm glad we're all on the same page.

The critique is fair. A lot of the things they agree with. So I guess that means they're going to fix these things and do better. No, they will not change a single thing that they do. They sat at our critics. Okay, you guys, you guys win jokes on me. You're not going to take any of our advice fair enough. So then they do the thing. This is very Chad Zumaq ask. There are people in this world who when they see that other people have relationships and friendships with people that they wish they had a friendship with, they

go, he must be kissing that person's ass. He must be sucking up to that person because why else would somebody who's good at this or famous, why would they associate themselves with Skyloss? That person was kissing their ass all the time. Carl is a saint. He's a perfect human being. A beautiful per night area in German, Austrian, perfect $6,000 a month rental, just a great guy. Yeah.

Who doesn't shield for anyone. It doesn't suck anyone named Anthony's dick. Right. Come here. So I. Okay. So their theory is, well, I must be sucking Anthony's dick and that's why you know I've been on Anthony's show. He's been on my show. I've filled in form while he's been out

I don't even think that Anthony would enjoy that. I know Anthony's personality pretty well I don't think he wants to be around people who kiss up to him all the time. It's embarrassing He's not one of those guys who needs that or wants that in his life And that's the thing that Chad always thinks is like oh you're just sucking up to him all the time. It's embarrassing. He's not one of those guys who needs that or wants that in his life. And that's the thing that Chad always thinks is like, oh, you're just stuck up to Anthony. That's what Chad tries to do. And Anthony doesn't like it. He's like, oh, get away from me. It's not that cool. So then they explain the reason why they were laughing at their poem so much, because that was a thing that Vinny brought that poetry they did.

And they're losing their minds over it. And the guy goes, well, you have to understand, we're besties. So of course, we're gonna support each other and laugh at each other's jokes, okay? Fair enough. Let's find out what they think about Jenny Jingles, because of course Jenny was on the show with us.

I appreciate the fact that Carl has his wife on the show and that she's mildly entertaining. As a female, that's practically impossible. I couldn't do it for more than like 30 seconds. Was that the lady on our episode? I hate women. I'm Bart Simpson. Was that the lady on our? That was Carl's wife? That's his wife? Yeah. She wasn't bad on the podcast though. Yeah, I mean, I hate it. I have no beef with Carl's wife. Whoa.

All right. Making friends over here. I will say, this is true. And Jody Bees and the chat talking about how Jenny is the very first lady listener they've ever had. And I think you were there, producer Chris, after the show, because Jen listen to three or four episodes. I think why'd you listen to so many? She only clipped from I think one or two.

She's like, I was actually kind of enjoying it. And I went, what? What? What? So there you go, guys. You guys, it's a mutual admiration society of going with Jenny Jingle's there. Congrats on that. Then they go on to say that, because we were calling them racist, because they just drop end bombs for no reason. And they're like, oh, well, these guys are virtue signaling. I'm not virtue signaling. I think that racism can be funny. But when it's lazy racism, you just drop an end bomb. That's not funny. We've said since the beginning of this fucking show, 190 episodes ago, the whole point of this show is where immature fucking dumbasses. Yeah.

Which by the way, if you don't like is totally fine. You don't like immature dumb fuck retard humor that says the inward and laughs about how Indian pussies look weird. Oh, so their defense is it's supposed to be stupid and racist and immature. Don't you get it? I love that defense. Oh, you thought we were immature and unfunny? We're trying to be unfunny and immature.

That's the goal. That and the number of episodes that they've been doing it for. Yeah. Kind of arbitrary. Because when you make it worse when you tune in our show, you shouldn't have had to listen to 460 shows to get what we're doing. Correct. Yes.

Just putting that out there. Kind of. Do we need to really look weird? I hope so. There's only one guy who would know the edge of that. That's Cardiff Electro. What's the deal with Indian pussy? Cardiff not weird not weird. They have a strange angle of entry. Not weird. What about the smell?

Which kind of Indians are we talking about? Who cares? Well Let's not make things more complex than they need to be Okay, all right, so then they play a clip of our show to, you know, critique what we're up to. But what's weird is that they decide to play the ad read. So they're like making fun of the ad read. Like, oh, this is real funny. Like, what's not?

It's about banana pack. It's not meant to be the funny part of the show, guys, but all right, you got me there. So then they try to do what we do play a clip and react to stuff Halloween's over. You know what that means Christmas. It's Christmas season Did you did you know That Halloween is before Christmas Fucking retard Fuck I didn't know that I can say retard because they say retard on their show.

Oh, okay. And that's fine. Yeah. But don't you say a bad word about minorities? So I was setting up obviously and they talked about how we took things out of context. I get it. I was setting up the holiday song parody contest there and they immediately just go off on some non-sequitur that had nothing to do with anything and calling me retard because you're allowed to say retar when you call someone a retard

You're calling that person a retard when you drop an end bomb That is it kind of ruins the joke. I'm gonna baggage to it. I mean, that's my opinion on it I don't see a lot of successful podcasts do that see if like none of them do so most of us was figured this out but Not these chuckle fox for whatever reason. Wait, what did you just say? If you call someone a retard, they're retarded, but if you call someone an n-bomb, what? So if I'm talking about someone specifically and I say that they're a retard, I'm talking about them. So Southern John is a retard. Ched Zumaq is a retard. If I drop an N-bomb, now,

you do mostly, which I do my best to. Now all of a sudden we're talking about an entire race of people and we're grouping them all together. You know what I'm saying here? That's kind of, but you could also just be calling that person an N-bomb. Can you though? I don't think that word works that way, does it?

I don't know. That's the way Anthony Kie explained it to me. Is that the way it works up there in Minnesota? I don't know. Rob, Rob's not so much, allegedly. All right, so finally some acceptance. I appreciate this. What I will say that they were 100% accurate on, and I don't want to drag this out any longer

than they already have. Right, right. The Randy Moss episode. Let's just address it. Let's Moss episode. Let's just address it Let's do it. Let's fucking address it man. Yep that episode was shit. It was a stinker. It was dog shit They can't all be fucking bangers dude got a bad deal. Yeah Terrible episode It was really bad. I'm glad that they accept that. Yeah, I understand it wasn't a good episode

They went through it all. Anger, denial, sorrow, acceptance. Yes. And even though the guy said there's not going to change anything, they literally go, what's never do a show about a pro athlete? They can't. Because they're just reading the stats and going through the achievements. Like, what are we doing? That's none of it is funny or landing or anything like that.

But then this is where they lose me, yet again. Are you really gonna compare us to like top shelf, like top 50 podcasts ever of all time? When basically statistically you are at the same level we are, brother, chill out. Did I compare them to a top 50, did I say, you know, compare to Joe Rogan, these guys aren't very good, did I compare them to a top 50 pike? Did I say, you know, compared to Joe Rogan, these guys aren't very good. Did I do that?

Do I ever do that? No, but don't compare yourself to us no matter what level we're at because our format is to roast. It's a review. Correct. That's what we do. Right. And also the fact that they said that they're at the same level as us statistically.

It's wildly inaccurate. I don't know where you're going to your math figures from, but that's not even close to true. Sure, whatever. Views aso. They're coping. It's fine. They're going to cope. Last clip I have on here, and I guess apparently we were making rules.

I didn't even, I wasn't aware of this though. I say a lot of things. A lot of dumb shit comes out of my though. I say a lot of things, a lot of dumb shit comes out of my mouth and I say a lot of things. So it's very possible I say some dumb things I don't actually agree with if you played it back for me. It's actually, you know, this fucking mumbling at the card of distracting a little bit.

So I guess I was proclaiming that certain comedians are allowed to do certain things and they weren't allowed to do certain things. I don't think I would say that. Doesn't sound like something I would say, but that's what they're telling me. Yeah. I, uh, I came over the point I made about Tim Dylan earlier now. But only professional comedians are allowed to repeat their jokes repeatedly. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah.

It was said that it's forgivable for a professional comedian to repeat jokes. Also, because I have a great memory and I'm not funny, I do remember that you said that professional comedians are allowed to make ironic jokes, but amateur, yeah, amateur loser dumbfuck retards that aren't funny, right? Aren't allowed to make ironic humor All right, you're not Tim Dylan neither of you guys are Tim Dylan No, don't compare yourselves to Tim Dylan an actual very funny comic who can do a podcast the fact that you guys did 50 minutes Talking about WTP talking about you tells me you're not probably Tim Dylan

They're not even carnival electric. I brought I brought Tim Dylan a few times. He's never mentioned me out of the shell. Still trying though. Still holding out hope. I'm trying to turn you up on my end. And I can't get you to be any loud. Are you? Yeah, can you turn yourself up on your run by any chance? What's going on?

Is that better? Yes, that's better. Oh, okay. Noise. I said, they're not, not only are they not Tim Dill, they're not even carnifelectric. They're Dill, they're not even card of electric. They're not even current. They're not even the level of card of electric.

Yes. Which is very sad in my opinion. Very. All right, we got tookie. We got card if we got producer Chris. It is time for everyone's favorite game show. Let's get into it. That's not it.

It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch. An alien. Are you ready to play? To catch an alien. Try not to do puppet. Cardiff. Yep. I like it. I dig it so far. I like bad phones I dig it so far. I like that. Fonz. Thank you. Pretty good. Pretty good.

Don't you order special eyes that match my eyes? You made this fucking yourself. Yes. I'm impressed. Yeah, this is good. Cardinal knows the filter won't be around forever. He's kind of figuring out a dead game here. I love it.

All right. This reality that we're living in now, and reason why I say experiment, check this out. We're living in a universe that's based on consumption. Nothing can live unless it consumes something else. I don't care if it's a star, I don't care if it's a person, I don't care if it's an animal, I don't care if it's a plant. Nothing can continue to thrive and progress unless it consumes something. to consume something else. I don't care if it's a star, I don't care if it's a person, I don't care if it's an animal, I don't care if it's a plant. Nothing can continue to thrive and progress unless it consumes something. That's a hell of a way to make a universe. I think this is one of who knows unlimited number of versions of physics and universes that

things can progress. Let's make one this based on consumption. Let's make one this based on transition. Let's make, you know what I'm saying? There could be a universe out there where nothing actually have to consume something, where you and I, we just lived to a specific age, maybe we lived to two, three thousand years old, and then at a certain point,

we transcend into a higher dimension within that same universe, making way and making space for others, right? And nothing actually has to devour or consume anything. It's a transition, bugs, insects, everything transitions in periods of times into different dimensions and it potentially moves up into higher realms and so forth until it's all one energetic field again or something. What a fucking hippie.

Oh, you suck. I just want to live to two, three thousand years old. And then it recycles and starts all over again. There's so many ways to experiment with this light matrix. I'm just randomly giving you one right there. See? We're in one this based on consumption, which is pretty brutal if you think about it. There's isn't probably the one you want to be in. It's pretty tough. It's pretty much what some of the others could be. They could be worse than this. So, you know, so this is just so many The questions create more questions, obviously, but I think that this is just one of a type of a universe that exists and there's others that are based on totally different physics and totally different concepts. And they're all just giant experiments. Or how we evolve to because if you look at what you still need a consumption, but I'm just thinking among caveman and so on and so forth.

What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, walk into a bar. God damn it. That was my group. No, it's not that. Can I make a, I'm sorry. I'm getting so distracted. I'm gonna back this up because I'm so distracted Does this puppet have a different voice that the potato filter?

When I strap a puppet on my hand I go and straight puppet for some reason I Great Yeah, yeah, I forget. I forget where it is. Great. Yeah, why does it just voice? Yeah. Okay. Well, whatever. I'll try working on it.

Work at progress. What did Tommy say next? Here are choices. Number one, does I go, Jay, walk into a bar? Be they believe in deconsumption. Next, maybe we need to live B, they believe in deconsumption. Next, maybe we need to live like them.

Four, they're not consumptious, but they still need consumption. Lastly, did they come from a different universe to catch? Wow. Did they come from a different universe? To catch Wow None of these my good options holy shit. Oh, why does that like well, I could be any of these. I don't think it could be any Say don't underestimate walk into a bar. Okay A monk a caveman so on and so I'm not gonna fall for that Card of you I'm gonna say that Took you fall for it. Yeah, you fall for it. I'm not going to fall for that. Karin, have you had me to say that? Tukki, you fall for it.

Yeah, you fall for it. I'm going to go with... Next, maybe we need to live like them. And I'm going to go to Tukki and say, what do you think, Tukki? I'm going to go with walk into a bar because that was my first choice. Like before it even came up.

I was just going to make that joke. So I think Tommy might be that simple as to make the joke and then go into maybe something out. Okay. And I pick next. You got next. I see a lot of next coming in. Okay. Let's see. We have in the chat. I got next. Lastly, we have some number fours. We got a B in there. So could you say someone to triangle? I don't know if that means. All right. Let's find out.

Or how we evolve too. Because if we look at, well, you still need a consumption. But I'm just thinking, a monk, caveman, and so on and so forth. And you know, they're not so consumptionist, but they still need a consumptionist. What was it? Fuck me! It's amazing.

I thought for sure he wasn't gonna say that. Empty daily with the, the job of so happy. I know. It's something a word I made up, doesn't it? It does. I have to play that again. I can't believe he said that.

I can't. Confucianist fucking mode. Consumption is say. So because if you look at, well, you still need consumption, but I'm just thinking among cavemen and so on and so forth, you know, they're not so consumption, but they still need a consumption to... Well, we have to, well, if you want to be warm, you've got to burn something.

Right. That's consumption. Right, so either way, it's consumption. Either way around it. So, do you think there's 20 of you doing the same thing right now in a different way in a... He's missing the entire fucking point Yeah, can I point that out real quick and it's a broad point. It's a very broad and easy point to understand

He's like well, you know monks. They don't consume anything, right? No, no people eat Different things 100% 100% 100% just as a different 100% 100% just as just as a different Different version of myself, but still you still me going about things totally some in some places I'm just lazy bum laying on the couch overweight EAT GIPPS you know That's all for this time come back next time to find that if you are Consumptious enough to catch an alien. What's you by subreddit

surfing live Saturday March the ninth comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com. Sit Eugene sit. Good dog. Good game, Cardiff. Oh. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh through I think I've I've I've grazed a lot of the gold on the top. I'm going to have to dig a little deeper now. It's getting more and more difficult. He gets legit gas on his show. Remind me how often he does his show. Is it weekly or is it more than that? No, it's not exactly weekly. They've been kind of sporadically. He had like two in one week and then he's Joe Rogan. Just whenever I feel like putting an episode out I put an episode whenever he's on earth

He still get like 325,000 views more than 500. Yeah, yeah And he gets he gets a legit big guess and then he gets wackid dudes like that guy He's just fucking talking nonsense. Yeah, okay, but social media is zip Nothing no comments are still turned off. No, it's paying attention except for us. It's so bizarre. It's paying for... We got to start buying views. Does he ever bring up this universe or WETP or anything? He's got to be aware, right?

I mean, John alerted him to some of it, but I don't know. Because like no one else is talking about him. Someone, you know, it's had to have... I have been trying to get Dr. Steve booked on the show. No, no, to no avail. Oh, really? You've been working with his booker or him directly. Them directly, but no, I mean, to no avail, they don't answer me. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. Cause I texted him years ago and he texted me back and we had a little back and forth dialogue. I think he thought I was from the Howard Stern show because he goes, oh man, I grew up with you guys. I was like, well, probably not crazy. Yeah. Crazy girl. Yeah. Get me on the show. I'll put my back. It was talking about your teeth, right? Your body. and I'm Robin. Oh, Robin. Oh, you're Mr. Plough. So, uh, yeah, that is a mystery to me. What that guy's up to, he's obviously buying views.

There's no ways organically getting half a million people watching this shit. And I don't know if I want to work with Julie's guy or his guy to get our view count up. But that's definitely next. Oh, are we still on Tommy's guy? Definitely. Yeah, Tommy's guys. I haven't figured out for sure. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about the bedtime podcast where two people who consider those artists and comics bore the shit out of their audience for no reason, that they hate them Kirk minahan freaked out out a television and broke it during the show

We had a fantastic holiday parody song come in please keep those songs coming We are gonna create an album at the end of this a holiday album for who are these podcasts? Stuttering John it comes out that he was a little handsy with a girl and then shit the bed literally. It's fucking nuts. Chad Zumaak is very upset with Patrick Mountain and decided not to write roast jokes that were too mean because he worries about people's feelings. As we all know, farmouthmouth was kind to us,

but also a little but hurt about the show and did feel need to respond. And we always appreciate when people do respond. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The T-shirt. The T-shirt. The T-shirt.

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Stuttering John's brain is potato soup in place of Tuky soup. Oh, small night. I'm back in the John business, screw you, John, taking you down. That's that's amazing. So that's 10 p.m. tomorrow night. 9 or 10 or Sunday night, 9 or 10 or Sunday night 9 or 10 Okay, cardiff's channel

Someone posting John's tweets. Let me just read them real quick. Oh Never mind. I'm not going to read this because he's naming names. Oh fantastic. I'll read it then all right Final read it says to John Melinda. This is from Ann Marie from the Stern Show You never tried to rate me or shit the bad. I was angry for the Herpes comment. And with discussing Casey and I, I apologize for any inconvenience. I'd like this to be behind us. I was just hurt and angry as per my counsel, Ann Marie admitted she that Ann Marie, Ann Marie admitted what she taught it's hard to read because he doesn't write correctly and we admitted what she text KC never

happened but was because KC lied to her and was winding her up she was mad because of my herpes comments I expect a full retraction from Mr. Armstrong tonight. So what is he up to do what you're about? I mean, I'm just speculating here, but could it be that Ann Marie doesn't know that John has zero money to sue people, and he's coming after her, she's going, all right, fine, I'll never happen, I'll just say never happen. Cause that's a weird story to make up, as of that.

And to prelude it with as per my counsel. So, well, that's, I think John wrote, no, that's what I mean. Yes. Like, what did that's I think John wrong. No, that's what I mean. Yes. Like how what did that council sound like? Yeah. Wasn't there a rumor that John called and apologized to Anne Marie last night or something? Yes. That's just a rumor. I don't know. That's a good question. Why did he have to call? She did John. John right down the text from Anne Marie. Is that what he did? He didn't post a screenshot.

If that's if this actually came from Ann Marie, this is him typing what she said to him. Yes. Right. This part where he says you never tried to rape me or shit the bad. I was angry for the herpes comment. That's insane.

That's wonderful. Well, thank you very much, Erin, for keeping on top of this. Yeah, and Aaron says we all knew who it was, but John just had to use her name, yeah. All right, so what were they talking about the teaser? Oh, two of us are switch to the teaser. We actually like the teaser. So this is what we're doing on Wednesday,

the Wednesday show doing on Wednesday, the Wednesday show competition Wednesday, Lucy and the producer, Chris, if you want to, you don't have to bring clips of the worst podcast you can find in the society and culture category, which includes documentary, personal journals, philosophy, places and travel and relationships, find the worst podcast we're going to compete, who could find the worst podcast in the society and culture category of podcasts. So it'll be one of these where we each bring clips to 15, 20 minutes each. And then we'll have the listeners vote on who brought the worst podcast. Change the thing.

A trivial pursuit model to who are these podcasts. Yes. Change the things up a little bit. Why not? We'll have a little bit of fun on Wednesday, since we have a regular crew now that comes in for the Wednesday show. So looking forward to that, should be a lot of fun.

Tuky, we've plugged your stuff, but I can't stop plugging a Tuky soup. You can find it on the B-Dabler YouTube channel, is that correct? Yes, and just go to TukySoup.com and it'll take you to all things B. Dabler, Tookie and all this nonsense and yes, Tookie Soup will not be on Sunday nights anymore to make room for Cardiff's potato soup Tookie Soup will now be on Wednesday mornings 7 a.m. East so we're getting up early. We're doing it John's brain is potato soup. Oh John John's brain. Yes. Oh, John's brain is potato soup brought to you by

Art of Electric. And of course you can watch El Herri Blay every Saturday morning before this program. And that is 10 a.m. Eastern time. If you want to watch that. And of course, the great card of electric, you plugged his show Sunday night. You'll want to tune in for, you got subreddit surfing on Mondays. Is that correct?

Yes. And then Y'all remember the days with Vinny? Yeah, and then Y'all remember the 90s on Friday nights. And go to my Instagram and buy my symbols. Oh yeah. I'm gonna take the symbols now, like Riley. Get your symbols for the end of the world. I'm lost.

I'm lost. What's going on? What are you talking about? I'm selling aliens. Aliens are sending me messages in the middle of the night. They're providing me with symbols that I need to give to the people for a nominal fee of course All the aliens don't you feel stupid for not having a Riley Martin symbol?

So I've taken up the mantle of selling General Eugene says I need a card of trifold General Eugene says I need a card of trifold Coming soon all right guys, please join us again next time I'm up with you up So we find out what's for all these podcasts sleep well every pony Okay great show good job everybody great job everyone Great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone. Internet news with Lucy Titebox. From Patreon, Brian Vavaro states, Carl said on WATP that he didn't wear a Halloween

costume to do the kumia show, but he's clearly dressed as a horrible looking goblin here. Spunky fresh asks, how was wearing costumes a radio bit? LC Brock? It was pretty obvious the wheels on the SJ-Paulino relationship would be coming off eventually. I'm only surprised it didn't happen sooner. Due to Add 68, Vinnie is the latest victim of John and he's still simping for him. People did fucked up things to John, so I still feel bad for him. John brought in on himself so fuck him.

Nothing can be done to him that he does not deserve. He's the biggest piece of shit on the planet, and how he can charm some people over to his side as a headscratcher. Vinnie witnessed it and thought, I can change him! Like a chick who only dates bad boys. I just don't get it. Jason B. I think Hagrid is best as a third mic, slash producing role on BMP. His WATP appearances are rough. From Facebook, Leolambard gets a little bit more direct. Holy shit, Hacquired fucking sucks. Brett Purdy is concerned.

Halfway through, Stuttering John goes off, and waiting for Shuley to say something funny. David Greenhouse, keep waiting. Scott Stokes gets stoken with. Hey, does so funny. Now you go, so we have a frame of reference on True Murth. Waiting. Judge Hard Group Fessus. Hey, it is so funny. Now you go, so we have a frame of reference on true MIRR waiting. Judge Hard Group Festus. I'm just as guilty as anybody for goofing on Stuttshow and making funny memes and stuff,

but all of a sudden I came to the realization. Are we just ganging up on a slow adult here? If that's the case, I kind of feel awful. Sorry to poop on the picnic, but am I way off base here? And he's just a plain old asshole. But Andy Heinz re-assures with, this happens to someone every six months or so. You just have to remind yourself of all the awful shit John has done. Contact your doctor if you're having feelings

of sympathy for stuttering John. And over at Reddit, bird boy posts, I think Hacride needs to reduce his coke intake before the show so Carl can actually get a word in and keep shit moving. I don't mind him on Mike's show but on WATP he's very cringey. How does everyone feel about Hagrad? Beginning Antopines. He's annoying. Wapio Riffs. The unstoppable smile talker versus the immovable demon. KBPD, he got old fast. Of an oxis ab, I skip anything he's involved with on Blind Mike, whom I think

for having linked segments. Lost consequence claims, Tukki is better. A U-Lily one-ups with, Tukki is better than all of them. Aki-bass, not to be our done. Well, Tukki is the best. And Prudent Concert plays us out with, plus his take on Italians is luck. He's hot. He's out of control. What is keep the home. Come slash card if electric or you turn dot com slash at card if electric. That was so funny. What job was yelling you for disappearing? Why do you keep disappearing? I'll be gone if... Man, shit.

The two hour show, I needed some water. You fucking wet bring. Oh yeah? What do you drink it over there, Codif? What do you drink? It's so, he's so ridiculous. He's such a retard. Carrying your fucking show, you talk. No, no, no.

It's gotta be so frustrating. All right. Gary and San Diego has some questions. You don't want to hear reviews? Oh, do you have a review? I have a couple. Okay. I never like your reviews, but God. Well, then I won't read this one. No, God. This is the one I won't read. No, no, no, no. Just a few minutes of, the 60 minutes of podcasting. These guys did an expose on the squirting phenomenon inside the only fans industry. Turns out it's 90% course. They probably just googled it.

Also, the correspondence are men, which makes sense since everyone knows female correspondence aren't funny. Even their review girl has a penis. Misogyny, anyone. That sounds like a five-star review if I have ever heard of. Unfortunately, yes. Yes, but this one is better. Okay. What's there? Long time farewell. Ever since Shule has gotten involved, the show's quality has dropped dramatically.

Just took me a while to accept and now move on. Stuttering John isn't even interesting anymore. How often is Shule involved in W-A-T-P? The Shule hate is bizarre. I really don't understand how Shule is ruining W-A-T-P. I don't know. I'm the last one on the show. I think it's more of a general Shule's how they run the entire media. Oh, well, okay. Well, that makes a lot more sense to me that big shooly That's a one sorry, are you there Carter? Don't let the door hit you on the ass All right, let's get into some voicemails starting with Gary and some questions here

Hey Carl Gary and San Diego Well, I'm in kind of a quandary and maybe you can help me out. John says he's a millionaire. John says he's got plenty of money in the bank. He's got a huge stock portfolio. He's got a house in Kanoga Park and also a house in Florida. Two mortgages. And sometimes just for a lot, wipe his ass with a hundred dollar bill just to show everybody how much money he's got. Then I hear Vinny talking that John's broke. He's doing this

Carlson show because he needs a shitload of cash. What's going on? I can't figure it out. Either he's a millionaire or he's broke. Can you help me out here? Anyway, I'm about to blow my brains out. It's a real ten under a mirror in San Diego. Rock and roll. I think he's broke. Fight a guess. Not a lot of millionaires drive for Uber even for just those two weeks that he drove for Uber. A lot of millionaires just go

eh, I don't need to do that live off the interest. You see if have a house in California or in a park running in a park, right? Yeah, and Gary should know that Gary is he knows a lot about Center in John. Maybe he's in Canoga Park, right? Yeah, I don't think he is either. I thought he still was. I don't know. I don't know. I I I, I, I have some property values

have gone up since he left. That's not a nice place. It's a little bit better now. Yeah, yeah. Just kind of a little bit better. All right. Well, do you know many millionaires who call out super chatters and ask them,

hey, broccoli, where's the hundreds? I see you giving that money. You want a Kevin? Oh, you give me two bucks. What's with all the tools and fives? No, did you play the clip with Alex when he kind of forgave the debt? If he would be his friend, how excited John got that he didn't have to pay the hundred bucks? No, I did not.

Oh, that's all tomorrow night on Stuttering John's brain is potato soup. All right. The teaser. I'll be tuned in for that. Also, the veiled racism from John to see something else. So much. It's impossible to cover at all. He's one of those guys that totally changed when he was talking to a black guy. Oh, he's one of the, okay, yeah.

Oh, really? Yeah, with Alex. Oh, it was great. Yeah, I'll play it tomorrow. Then if nobody else kept up on it, I need to see that. And John is a liberal and he's worried about the little person and he's all concerned about minorities and obviously the gender gap and wage disparity. And he loves to call out Rochester for our crime and our poverty and our median income level.

It's like, what a shit hole that place says, Hey, John, this place has been run by Democrats for decades. So I fly out. I don't know if you want to like shit on Rodster too much. We keep electing Democrats to run the place. Hey, Carl Gareon, San Diego, well breaking news. Looks like the after-stag Hollywood strike is over. And what I'm thinking is with John's new head shots

is hot new Hollywood agent. I wonder what his first role is gonna be in a multi-million dollar project. The casting directors have to be salivating way to the higher setter in John for a great role. Don't you agree? Anyway, rock and roll. I totally agree with you. I think he's gonna start his reticence a second career in Hollywood for sure.

Janet Hey, Carl. It's my tofine and say you're really knocking out of the park recently with all the content particularly excellent replacement for the creep off on Monday with the Stutt Jones return. With the coldest of cold takes, which is just so hypocritical, it's my first reason for calling in, it's just disgusting to me that he can really just go off on KB, an SKB by the way, about his, you tweet, when it was John who actually was worth a tweet about someone who's dead or telling a recovering or suffering addict to kill themselves, you know, you hope their next suicide attempt is successful. All I would say is you got to remember the golden rule.

Was KV's tweet funny? I think so, everyone will agree. Was what Sturring John said about Arty Lang funny when he told him he should kill himself? No, because it wasn't even an attempt at a joke. And is that hypocrisy and life that I think annoys me most about John. I concur and of course that was different. That was different. I would both

fighting on Twitter at the time. It's okay when I do it. And everyone knows there are no rules in war just like there are you know, no rules in attempting sexual assault. Yes, I guess there are rules. I'm sorry. I keep thinking about that. If I were to say that she's saying that she made all that up, that's a crazy thing to make up about someone

because I was on the show with Casey Armstrong. When he's texting with her and asking if he has her permission to say it on our show. And she said, yes. Yeah, that was in cold blood That's a weird thing to I mean you have to know there's gonna be repercussions to that I'm still shocked. Why would she repeat what she said when she just say like hey, I'm sorry I lied

Right yet right the way the way it was written The way it was written was very much like an attorney just post this and we'll let it go. I don't think that John did try to write me and he doesn't poop in the bad sheets. I was being a crazy bitch when I wrote those there. I said those things. It's very weird. Yeah, what's your theory? Vince the lawyer is Ann Marie in both cases, texting Casey and texting John. It's very possible. Maybe he was Ann Marie in real life too. He gave a blowjob. They're in the opposite way.

Just feeding different stories to both sides to get them fighting each other. Well, he's not lazy. I'll give him that. He's playing the log game by playing the short game. If you don't want to, I game. See what I did there. Here's a guy who met Stuttering John. Hi, this is for the buddy is Carl and Vinny.

I just helped the door open for some guy that goes restore and he's not saying how we're lifelong friends and he's going to find me tickets to rock Chester to show support for his show. Really, I can just redeem this for cash or something. Thanks All right, so that guy met Stuttering John and then he met someone else. Hey, never mind I just opened the door for a potato that walks in and you start saying how their enemies and he's threatening to kill me now So Just forgot that. Okay. Yeah, that's all it takes with John

That's friends, oh God. Someone's sitting in a super chat. I couldn't play all the clips, obviously. So I'm going to a super chat and listing all the people he's no longer friends with that he was friends with. And like, you know what the common denominator is here, right? And he goes, Kevin Brennan, we would never friends.

He was talking about, they're like really good friends for weeks at his show. To show, we're all listening to you. I know you're not listening to you. We're all listening to you Hey, Carl about two episodes ago you played my voice now I mentioned that I don't watch the video Cuz I don't like to see the disgusting things that you show on there. Well, you said there was anything disgusting Have you looked in a mirror? Don't call me back. Whoa!

This is why Kendi got fired for cop. It's like that. I just can't do it. I'm not tired. She'll be back. She'll be back, next week. God. I like Kendi.

This is, uh, this is the guy with the most patience in the world. Carl, I'd like to think I have a high tolerance for annoying people on your podcast. I mean, I enjoy Geno and QZ, but Jesus fucking Christ hack right needs to go kill himself. He's the most unfunniest target in his mid-40s. He was so, like, even when he was on fucking, who are these socials? He was tolerable, like, and I don't even even know how but when he's on your show this time It was unbearable with just the food. Yeah, we did it. It's a funny joke the fucking first time you said it You don't need to repeat it every single fucking time

Fair enough All right, let's get some some pro hack right now. We see it's okay. Don't have that right now footage not found Far too long Connection broke off All right more Mexican listeners coming into the show This is yet there you're seven to make on a listener. Cause a rule, I would like to buy your sister.

Want to go. I might not have been a Mexican. But actually, I don't know. When he got in fooled by that one, I was got home from the copy show. Wait, last night and pulled these together. This is one about our boy, Patty Seacups. Hey, you know that accurate felt like kind of sounds like tookie.

So let's look into that. Maybe Patrick Michaels should look into that. Maybe Patty Broke and Skull should look into that. You know, all these different other podcasters are just doing things that better people do that You know that they don't do as good because they just follow in the trends You know maybe hackrads should make an MMA podcast just something well See you later

Do you want pay a seat cups going after you toki? No, this is what you can do sorry not a ride You're using the voice modulator no I'll have added that on post god dammit. Okay. No one makes it to the voicemail Oh fantastic the voicemail. That's right. No one's going to know. Oh, fantastic. All right, Nate from Flint Colleyhead. Hey, Carl, Nate from Flint Michigan. Listen, playing voicemails, complaining about not playing voicemail, that's the bad precedent. Yeah.

I do have a list of voicemails of mine that you haven't played, but you have a person in my system are pretty sure you'll be fine. I didn't realize that Nate from Flint was a system. Good to know. No, obviously we have Gary and San Diego calling in. We have Diego and Gary calling in. But the guy that I've really been excited about is Jerry and San Antonio. Who's been calling lately?

Hey Carl, it's Jerry from Santa Antonio. I've just spoken to my neighbor Mandy. And she said, Chad Zuma, he's a worthless loser. And I can car reduce your usual fuck yourself. So Jerry and Santa Antonio is obsessed with Chad Zuma, whereas Gary's obsessed with Cedare and John. So that's good. Everything is right in there.

You do it right. Do you want to differentiate the loser or something? Hey, Carl. He's Curtis from Callback here. Well, it's November. Chad still hasn't fucked Aaron's wife. If you remember, he promised he would by any means necessary.

Well, that timeline of 2023 is running out. Anyway, that the callback heard us out. Oh, no, call me back, fuck man. All right. Yes. Chad, I hope Lucy type box is listening. Obviously her new segment was just on. It's probably seen to that. Hopefully she hasn't turned it off. I wanted to hear this voice mail. Hey, Carl.

I was wondering if Lucy type box would sell a pair of her dirty panties to me. Uh, disgusting. Let me know. Also, tell Gary that I murdered someone named Sandy. Rock and Rolla. Wow. Oh, it's not T Sandy. That got a little dark right there.

I started fun. Sandy wouldn't give him her panties. She wanted too much money. Yeah. All right. Hey Carl, this is your rolling machine and this is how we talk. Listen, the next time you want to use me to work off your bitch cut, have a decency, put on some underwear, some shorts, some pants. I don't want your ass to

sew over me, right? Show some fucking goddamn. That wasn't my rolling machine. I do wear shorts. When I when I work out on my rolling machine, that was with someone else's rolling machine. So it's more greater risks using a my wrong machine that was with someone else's wrong machine So far greater risks using a rowing machine naked that getting asked you on the seats be careful Well, tangled things will get tangled have you terrible I had to go with that would be a great way for you to go though. I would be fun. I would be fun episode I would hope TMZ would pick that up I would hope I'd finally make TMZ can't break like oh so this guy mutilates his penis and he gets TMZ

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And you're like, oh, John Glendiz, Dutton and John, I kinda remember that name. Oh well, see you walk in. And there's just this junk dude on the stage just talking about a walrus in the JC Penney's flannel and pocky. You just have no idea what the hell he's talking about. You're just like, what the hell did I just walk into? It's not a whim, but I have no idea why this is called comedy at the Carlson.

This would just be like drunk guy hour at the Carlson, I don't know, just hilarious. I mean, he doesn't even know anything like about you. How would he roast you? I don't know, maybe I'm saying the obvious, but I mean, you know, just talking in Lady Kay. I mean, any average showoff the street would just be like, what the hell is this guy talking about? Anyways, love you, keep it up. Yeah, that's the thing that Vinnie was trying to avoid is to get this guy up there and

it's like, oh, I was searching, I love that one, I remember him. Did those interviews, yeah, let's go check that out. Then he gets there. It's just an angry guy yelling at a dude. He's wearing walrus teeth. Honey, I think we got the wrong night. Speak, if I can redake him. All right, apparently, Stuttering John has started up his show.

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I go holy shit. So I immediately text the woman in question. Because I know it's bullshit. That sucks. She knows she had this back in my mind. That I had said that she had therapies, which I was wrong, and I apologize. She had chlamydia. And it was fake. That's why pencils have a racist.

I just didn't even include her. It was going to stay. When it came to Casey. And she was really mad. But it gets worse. This is where Casey is really. John can't, you know, he's in the back of it inside their ear and stuff. He can't lying to her. I love why is her doing that? Can that be her defense?

She's like, yeah, I know you said I said you should the bed tried to rape me, but that's why pencils have a racers. The court dismissed. Not the stuff he was saying. He was trying to wind her up to say something. Yeah, so she did. Casey's a brilliant manipulator like that. She knows, and she's true. This is the same guy who wears an El Chalke. And a child can have.

Of course it didn't happen. He didn't. He had to know how to play. But these are the kind of things that you don't kid with. And she knows it. She's apologized 100%. She issued a statement. She text me. She's a very good friend.

The mind. She hates you. And I know you're going to say gonna say well if you love the why would you say she had her? So that was my that was my mistake And I apologize to her Say that it is not worthy of Making great like with Tony Michael said he made a mistake and he was selling drugs now those months I made a mistake, but oh, it's okay because I love her and I understand she was angry This is from Ann Marie The John Melinda is from Ann Marie from the story I am a tolerate for any any can be never tried to read So I tried to read for the herpes comment and with discussing Casey and I I

Apologize for any inconvenience. I like this to be put behind this. I was just hurt and angry Now I accept her apology. Of course you do, because you wrote it. And she, it's a lot of time to be with her. And it's you to statement with my attorney. Also acknowledging everything that she just text me. Okay, well that's it guys. You know, I figured it out.

Yep. Then it says, that's why guys. I figured it out. Yeah. That's why nobody writes to the guys. We write it like it was fact. Yeah, I would too. And Mr. Armstrong, I expect a complete retraction on your show tonight.

Back in the news. No one watches that. I've been John will write that retraction also. All right. All for my I was er, you know, right. No one watches that. I'm in general right then. Retraction also. Right. Right. I was er, you know, right. My attorney talked that blank.

I was being a sicker fan. Yeah. Just tell Vins the lawyer. I'm supposed to be playing. People in JT's chatter him anyway. Now, thankfully, it was nipped in the bud. And I will always love. Annry. Oh, shut up.

And by the way, Baba Bowie told me about the herpes thing. I know. And she also announced that to the lawyer that all of that was true. Well, that this is how Howard. You know, the heart. Did we just break it down having it was true. But I don't want to do. I don't want to talk about that anymore. It's Beth Kipatchy at John. I'm just going to do this. And I'm going to move on. Beth returned your email. Yes. Yeah. Enough excuses. That's what we need to know. Also, my OCD wouldn't allow me to rape anyone. Yeah, right. When is he going to start dying his hair, that weird orange color, like a Pat Cooper

dyed his hair, like all old guys close to it. Yeah. That's great. Yeah. They start dying their hair, that weird orange color. When is that coming? My wife's convinced he does the just for man, like he's doing this shit himself. And she would know she's a stylist because he talks about going to the Harris as a quiar. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay folks. Guess what? The episodes? Oh wow! Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I don't know. Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. I don't know. It's not Reggaeton. I'm even still doing this. I'm out of here. Arrrrians and a Audi dealership? Yeah, it's at the Audi dealership. I didn't say I'm not going to see an Audi dealership. Where have you been, Carl? I come up to you and they say, Tookie, I have a pill,

it make your P. P. hard. And go, oh, well, thank you very much, Paco. But I think I'm okay. But then did take the pill that made his peepee hard. It made his peepee hard for like five hours. It hurts so bad. Oh, stop it. Like that's a big thing. No, you don't want that car.

You don't want a five hour router. No, you don't. I'm telling you it hurts. You literally want to cut it off. I'm glad you didn't, Duky. Thank you. That's why you still have that masculine voice. That's why Tuky does not talk to the Colombians down at the out of the dealership anymore. We get a lot of insight into the world of Tuky right now.

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