Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep463 - Society and Culture Podcasts

Episode Date: November 16, 2023

We're trying something new this week. We chose a podcast category, society and culture, and we each brought in what we're presenting as the worst of the worst. I really thought these shows would have more to do with society and culture but then again how many shows in the comedy category are funny? Andy Q. Public joins the show to present SweeTalks Pod, a show where Mexicans speak perfect English and make up stories about getting laid. Then Lucy Tightbox presents mmyPODcast and the host's brush with fame. I brought in Hot Mess with Alix Earle which admittedly has some range. Vote for your favorite on our Patreon page. Also on this episode, another amazing submission to the holiday song parody contest, Stuttering John writes a Vinnie song, Tom Myers puts on a master class on how to be a hack, and we have another riveting round of "To Catch An Alien." https://theisotopes.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ https://bananabag.org/watp Use promo code WATP for 25% off your purchase Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Hello. I'm going to do something I don't normally do. Oh, no. I have to announce it. I keep forgetting to say these things. I'm just going to say them. We're going to get them out of the way. These are important things.

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All right, this is not part of the announcement. This is not what I meant to be saying. What an announcement. Inside baseball. God damn it. I forgot I wrote all this down to announce this. That's a matter of John. You're gonna be out in the show.

How about this? We're all, we always start late. So we'll say it's two. Okay. And if you start at three, it'll be like, yeah, not too late. We might be late and gay. So Friday we'll be doing the live show. If you're on our Patreon, supercasts,

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Well, that's no longer happening. I'll explain why in the John segment of the show, why that's not happening. Everyone just got refunded their money. It was supposed to be a thing where you got an option. you can keep your tickets, because people got airfare and hotels, keep your tickets, we'll do WOTP Live. Of course you got subreddit surfing March 9th. And we'll explain it anyway. The little blader, not happening.

I did a show with Lorenzo Ariola, that's all funny, check that out. That was a fun conversation, a fun hang. I had my buddy Lorenzo. And last thing I need to say in this announcement, I, these are a lot of announcements today. So one of the subredd is accusing me of having frosted tips. I ignore a lot of things. I ignore a lot of fucking things in that subreddit. But God damn you, motherfucker, I'm going gray. I do not have frosted tips. I promise you that.

The frostiest of tips. My hair says, would I love it? If I would have never said, I'd need frosted tips. No way that would fall. That is organic frost, sir. They're blue tips. Jesus Christ. Oh man, I dare you.

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She would have a computer issues today. Last I heard. So maybe we'll hear some updated reviews. Maybe we won't, that's not why you're here. It doesn't fucking matter. Today, lessons from Kurt Minnet over there. You're smash the TV. Yeah. Today, we'll be competing for the worst podcast in the society and culture category. We have each brought a different show.

Fight, fight, fight, fight. And you, the listener, will be able to vote on who brought the worst of the worst shows. Let's get into it. I'm gonna start off. So this is a little bit different format. We do this usually like year end, where we all bring in podcasts,

and then we, you know, present what we think is terrible about each podcast that we bring in and then people vote for it and Look, it's all for bragging rights, you know, there's there's no consequences here. No one's spinning a wheel or anything like that So it's just for it's just for fun, but we do take it seriously and I wanted to ask you guys if I do I wanted to volunteer to go first I go first. All right. Hey, you got the creep off bell. I think we need the creep off bell for this one.

Andy, I will let you take it away. Please tell us what you brought for the worst podcasts in the society and culture category. Yes, I found a show called the Sweet Talks podcast and it's described in the page as the Sweet Talks podcast is basically the four stupid guys you didn't want to start a podcast, but then you realize they're actually good at it and have amazing guests. Okay, so this is hosted by Logan. I think Frank and Danny and some other guy, sometimes they have guests on.

But this is not just a full-send Nell Kripoff show. They tackle important hard-hitting issues. Oh, no. They clip one. Oh, God, please say it, I hate when people tackle important issues. Oh god. Oh god. Please say it. I'd sell and I hate when people with tackle important issues random question. When you eat tacos, you till your head to the left or the right. Left right. What? You're weird for tilting your shirt to your left. If you grab it with your right hand like this, that's you're gonna go like this. Like I've been with my left hand. What? You're not

gonna go like this. I go left. You grab it with your you are not gonna go like this. I go left you grab it with your right hand Yeah, go left. What do you do? I got with my right? I Go with my left left hand left hand, which way do you tell your head to the left? They're right To the right left hand to the right. Yeah, see my right hand left head What accent is there they from the country? I'm tired very good call Carol because I was gonna say so it is full-send, but they're just Mexican. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, yeah. Oh, man, what's sorry.

You just lost a couple of those nurses. Yeah. And so it's just a more interesting thing. I love the country of Tardis. I just want to come out and say I support all the Tardians. So the way someone puts food in their face is maybe the least interesting. I will give them credit. If someone asked me that question, I go, fuck you. They all had to answer somehow.

Would you go? Wiggly had it. Yeah, would you know what the most shocking part? You had to eat a taco. The one I was like left. I was like, how do I think about that? Well, they are Mexican. Yeah.

I guess they think about that a lot. They probably drew about it. Yeah, I did. This is one of the first episodes ever. It's about nine minutes long. And, I did. And this is one of the first episodes ever. It's about nine minutes long. And then I did a newer one. But this is just nine minutes straight about how to eat a taco clip two.

Okay. Okay, next time I see you eat tacos fat ass, you're gonna go like this, I bet you. No one eats it shit like that. If you do it, you're fucking stupid. Cause the taco automatically dips down. No, it doesn't. Look at this shit.

Look at my hand. My hand in motion. The taco is already tilted to the right. Why? What do you mean? What? So you're going to be eating this shit like this? Fucking idiot. So you're going to fucking... You're going to eat your taco while your head goes into your arm like this.

The guy in the middle was like... It seems to me like you're on the expert mark. The guy in the middle was like, his seems to me like you're on the expert mark. The guy in the middle was like, his mind was blown. He's like, whoa. He did it. Right. Please note the iPhone taped to the wall.

Oh, right. This is how they're shooting their show. I hope he's taking notes. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, instead of saying Jerry rigged, I think I'm going to start saying sweet rigged. Or I, instead of other nomenclature.

Carl uses all the time. I bought stands for my iPads like an idiot. I know. So let's get someone else to weigh in on this. It's always good to get another perspective about Tacos clip three. You're just like this. Let me see, do it like this. To do it again do it again

Okay, you look like a fucking idiot like Normal no it is not it's normal. How do you guys do it? How do you guys do it? I have I pick up the taco with my left hand because the coke is in the right I have I think of the taco with my left hand because the coke is in the right Fucking fat ass and I told my I told my head to the right and I even like this That's exactly what I'm doing but the opposite side fucking idiot. No, why aren't you kind of going like that? You're doing the same thing with just your other hand. Oh my god Can you believe this is a show? I think I'm watching one of those loody tunes bits where they're pretending that the mirror.

No, I'm doing this. No, I am too. Right? And then this, and then, uh, no. The answer is soft tacos and burritos. They're way easier to eat. You're wrong about that. Crunchy tacos suck.

You're wrong about that. But I will say this, if you're going to eat a soft taco, which is not the right way to eat a taco, I did have some tacos today that were soft tacos. But for one reason only, what type of shell? Well, I mean, corn shell is the traditional soft taco but I like flour shell. Lucy?

Flour. I know. Producer Chris. Corn. Thank you. The answer is corn. People are eating flour tacos. You can't eat as many tacos and it's amazing.

This dude is fucking corny. Yes, correct. Tell it to the sweet talk, kids. The trick with the corn tortilla is you do have to heat it up pretty well. I was gonna say, I love the corn where you try and fold it in half and it just breaks in the middle. Oh, we go to fucking La Casa. They put two corn shells out of this place. We should know how to make a fucking taco.

They put two cold corn shells. It just breaks apart immediately. You guys are not fucking do this, I do. Fucking shit. Oh, it takes twice as long to break. Yeah, right. My family's all from Argentina, we fucking know. So how you hold the taco and how close to the plate your head is when you're eating it

are not your only concerns when you're eating a taco. Let's make something children can figure out even more complicated. I think I do watch three minutes of the show. I'm talking his face. Dude, I'm just going to say in the discord ex Andrewro says dude you guys are immediately just turned into the pocket We're gonna debate taco talk. I know just two more taco clips What do you do then I go like this? So you come to the taco no, yeah,, go to the taco. He fucking stuff sit down and throw.

Why do you come to the taco? Like it's going to run away from you. Nah, because sometimes the meat be falling off, you know. And what are you going to catch it? So, so when you eat the taco from the back, no one said anything about that. Your mad your mad. No, no, no, no.

The meat falls from the back. It's a fucking mic, all right? Now it's fun to you again. your mad your mad no no no no me I'm going into the fucking my right now is funny again yeah one stupid person at a time guys so what are you gonna try and eat it in your fucking low rider and it's just falling in your lap of course you have to put your head over the plate yes this is not rockets I don't know why it's so

hard for everybody else you're working your head your foot your head towards your taco. Am I? Am I playing that much? Yeah. Yeah. No, I just have a hot sauce and my balls. Okay. Look at clip five. Don't threaten me with a good time, Andy. No, okay. So when you bite the taco, the meat can't fall out from the front. You fucking idiot. No, it's not because it's gonna go in your mouth. You're so you suck on the fucking taco after biting it. No, you just eat the taco right at like a regular human being Okay, now when you pull the taco from your mouth what happens?

The meat could fall you fucking idiot so you're gonna keep your mouth on it all the way till it touches your plate Well, that's what you want a fucking dude, right? That's what he's saying right? No, no Who said that who said that when it, goes in your fucking mouth, dick, that they come out from the back. Oh, yeah, and it's on the right. You're fighting his mind. This is society and culture. It's like a 10 year old sleepover.

Like, oh, yeah. No one has a playboy. Right. They've run out of things to talk about. Yeah, and you would think that over time, I don't know how long ago these episodes are apart, at least five to five months to two years. So we're gonna move on to a more recent. This is from last Halloween. Okay. Okay. So some advancements have been made in the quality of the show in Clip 6. Some low shit. We should have started decorating for fucking Christmas.

I know. She's gonna have to be down in two weeks. Two days. Hey man, at least it feels good. Yeah. Feel spooky. Shot low, ferner. But anyways guys, welcome back to the Sweet Talks podcast.

That's a good job. That shit's kind of loud though. I'm not gonna lie. What? Those. You give me gonna lie. What the those You get that shit. Yeah, that's kind of that was like the problem Starts dummy. You want to turn them off? Yeah, we can turn them off real quick. We can turn them off. You can't even see them. So hey turn them off though

It's like the crappiest noise gate on the cold outside. You never know. I have to call Andy out on this one I have to call Andy out on this one. Okay. They're in the United States of America, right? I don't know. I'm not out of the back says California. Do you have to be out from Mexico? Do you have to be in the United States to podcast? I didn't know that was required.

No, my point is, he said they were all Mexican. I thought it was a show for a Mexico. Who knows? I can't, I can't fact check the other point. Are they in Mexico? I, so, you're right. But let's try and have a good show and turn these fans off in real time during the recording. Oh, great. That's always good.

Well, obviously you would have to go down on plug it, right? Damn. Don't let him, Frank. Don't let him. I'm not a smart ass. Oh, I find your letting him. It's cool. Smart ass. you always do

Fuck it It's gonna end the pod Connected to the thing If you listen to this, um, how are you guys doing drop a comment? I have a comment Shots more than you do anything tacos Not a good time to tell people to review the show How do you think we're doing?

The rate and review yeah, all right, so here is a bit of a super cut and clip eight of all the The hot topics that come up in this episode That one hey, what do you guys think's like the best candy on the worst candy to get on Halloween? Wait, did you guys ever do bloody Mary in high school or I mean in elementary or middle school? Fuck no, I didn't fuck with that. I think if there was anything else And so we were talking about paranormal activity Logan. Which film of the paranormal activity franchise was the most successful? War Two or Three?

You know they have cameras in the movie theaters? Oh yeah, when there's like shootings in shit. Or sex or anything they still can see on that shit. All right, have you guys ever fucked up the movie theaters. Well, yeah, when there's like shootings in shit, or sex or anything, they still can see you on that shit. Alright, have you guys ever fucked up the movie theater? The, yes. That's crazy, I've never. I've never.

I have never. Close or close to that sleepover, I'm telling you. I fucked yourself. Please, back that up. Just in the end of that clip. I like the guy who's like not sure we fucked it up. Yeah. Yeah.

Well, this listen to the end of that clip. I like the guy who's like not sure we fucked it up This listen to the end of this there's no follow-up questions That's crazy. I've never I've never I Was just me though what what fuck yourself? What about you Carl? What kind of candy you like to eat at the movies while you're jerking? I actually take in colors after this. Tell us what your worst and best how we can desire. It tells how we can improve the show. Well, just moving on from that last statement, I have to address the fact that the Verne said that he missed the magical

experience of going to a theater. So the magical experience is like in clip 9 here. Yeah, I was writing her. How did you? How did you do it? I didn't even find it. So my ass cheeks were pointing at everybody who ever turned around. Your cheeks were on the screen like a shab So she was like sitting down with like her legs up Hey, oh Why would you do it like that? Cuz But why don't you just do it like her on top of you?

I don't need to do the work. I wanted to fuck I don't like I don't like tomorrow I'm just trying to watch book club to the next chapter and this kid is doing a reverse pile driver in the third row It's like what the fuck is going on at this movie theater? That's what Vern misses. You know what I just reminded me of? No. So Will Smith's assistant recently came out here on a book or something.

Yeah. And he was talking about how he walked in. I will Smith getting railed from behind from this other guy who's been in a bunch of like TV shows and movies and stuff. I forget his name. But the way he was describing it, so Will Smith is naked up against the couch bent over and he goes, this guy's just fucking murdering him from behind. Just murdering him with this huge cock. I was like, that's an interesting way to describe gay butt-sacks right there. It's pretty fun. It's murder. I killed it last night.

Anyway, Will Smith Smith is a game. It's the point of that story. The murder in part that was funny, but I just tried to be of that. Okay. Well, and this is Clip Town is my last clip. I got before we play the last clip. Sure. What's the point of the show? I'm the only one. Is it a comedy show? Are they just bud shooting the shit? Yeah, I think it's a hanging show. Okay. This is more inside baseball, but all of you, is it a comedy show? Are they just bud-shooting the shit? Yeah, I think it's a hanging show. Okay. This is more inside baseball,

but all of these guys are way more spastic than Spaz Kid from the book of the podcast. They make him look relaxed. Right? He's been in with these guys. Guys, just can you chill a little? Flashy Vick asks, what are they practice kissing? Yeah. Yeah. But there's more nuances to fucking in public. Guys just can you chill flash you best Vic asks what are they practice kissing

But there's more nuances to fucking in public need to consider folks good enough. Where'd you nut a? Inry I What about you daddy? What would you would you finish it no mouth? Think on the floor I think I stood up and fucking let it out You shot at the next seat so when somebody sits down and you sit on kids Why just like on my shoe after and I fucking like wiped it off like Oh, and then you go back and you got fucking come all over your actually

Those little kids will evaporate. And then Vern comes in for the 930 show and slips in a puddle of kids. All his face to first down into a snail trail. I'm sure to miss low is movie theaters. So I'm so confused about this. So they all just pretended to make up stories about fucking a chicken and movie theater. And two of them did. Two of them just decided to make up some weird stories that no one could possibly believe.

Yep. Oh, that's fun. Sweet talks, everybody. All right, sweet talks. Don't check it out. And then you have a pull up on our Patreon and probably read it and Twitter and stuff whenever. Wherever you find us on the internet, we'll put a poll up.

You can vote for who you thought brought the worst podcast in the society and culture category. All right, Lucy. We got a lot to them up to now. It's true. It's true. Yeah, do you want me to go next or do you want to go next? I think I'll go next.

All right. Sounds good. So you have audio only. Yeah. I have you on the board over here. I do have'll go next. Alright sounds good. So you have audio only. Yeah. I have you on the board over here. I do have one video clip that I hope you have. How the fuck am I supposed to know that? I'm pretty sure it's called video. I don't read every fucking title of your clips. I'm saying. What do I look like? Captain tons of time around here. Yes. Commander watch all your shit ahead of time. Let's start doing

this. I'll try to do it on the fly. Yes, it is later in my little clip. Okay, very good. Don't worry about me, folks. So first of all, I just want to say fuck you, because I don't understand society and culture podcasts at all. I don't either. That's why I picked it. I thought it'd be funny. I had to look up what the fuck that meant. And I discovered that it is a platform for exploring the complexities of the human experience, which is the stupidest combination of words that I've ever heard in my life. Yeah, I hate that. So I started trying to find society and culture podcasts.

The first one that I came across was one called Marriage and Martinis. They had a New York Post article written about them in 2018 called, How This Couple Turned Their Fights Into A Hit Podcast. But it was hardly a hit podcast because they have 514 subscribers. Isn't that funny how some of these, like the show that we did, the bedtime podcast, I told you, they had a write up and vulture, which,

I don't know if that does anything for anyone. But still, it's like this show that has 24 people watching into that. And for some reason someone picks up and I'm like, well, this is really groundbreaking. No, it's just garbage. There's a lot of bullshit out there. Yeah, it was no one ever asked me. Should I be the authority on this shit? Yeah. Girl, is it a good podcast? No, thank you for your comments there. That's always your answer. I'm right. I'm trying to give the assignment off their desk. Well, this is a show. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah, it's kind of like how there's a guy locally

named Frank DeBois. I love the guy. And he does all these reviews, or at least did, of local bands and loved every local band ever exists for some reason. It's just like, well, they're not all great. I heard that. I mean, some of them really do suck, right?

Nope. They're all big. I guess he's just getting the assignment off the desk. Fair enough. All right. So marriage and martinis, I skipped over that one, tried to listen to it. It was insufferable. Mm-hmm.

Skipped over that one, but that one led me to squats and margaritas, which made me realize that the perfect combination for a bad podcast is something that I don't care about and also alcohol. So I think Carl, you should be working on something like patty, see cups and cores light. I don't know. I feel like there's something. Yeah. Something that could be coming up here for you. Maybe that's how you get. Maybe that's how you get your new your post article. Yes. Finally.

Yeah. Some recognition for all my hard work. I just want to point out people who are listening who don't pick up on the cellities of this. What Lucy was trying to explain is all the work that she put into this. She's awesome. It's true.

It's good for going to see him like I just phoned this one in, but I really, I was so much shit. I think I was so much shit. I should have brought up all the ones that I didn't do. I know. Andy, what else didn't you do?

You got five clips from a fucking taco discussion. All right. All right. I think we found our winner. My entire point here is that I am so fucking annoyed that I had to listen to so many shitty podcasts. I hate this game. I hate it so much. I hate this game.

So after all of that crap, I finally settled on what is called my podcast. It is spelled M, my podcast, but he pronounces it MyPodcast. I'm gonna call it MyPodcast. My with two M's. Yeah, it's beautiful. So this is a guy he started podcasting

because one of his coworkers told him that he was super funny, so he should start a podcast. That's how it always happens. Someone's like, girl, you're so funny. You have to go to a comment and I'm like, no, was this Joe Rogan? It's not, girl, you're so funny. You have to go to comment. I'm like, no. Was this Joe Rogan?

That's not Joe Rogan got into them. That's true. So in my clip one, this is going to be the first bit of the episode that I focused on. This is the absolute first part of the episode. And I'm so sorry to do this. What's the name of this again? My podcast.

My podcast. My my podcast. And it's in society and culture. It sure is. And I swear to God, if you tried to disqualify me because it's in society and culture. And I swear to God, if you tried to disqualify me, because it's not society and culture, it fucking is. Everyone's cheating. All right, let's check

it out. I'm sorry. Is it even going to be are you going to be able to email the email me this? Yes. Okay. Is it going to come out with door is going to like, it's going to be trash? It's going to be trash. Um, so what we have here is the host of the podcast

I will explain for you since that was very unclear that is a host of podcasts whose name I don't know He never says it in any of his podcasts and that is his guest whose name I also don't know Because why would you introduce yourself in the beginning of your episode and my guest today and in the beginning of your episode. And my guest today and So in my clip too, we are going to find out a little bit more about what this podcast is going to be about. Yeah. Do you? What are you doing?

We can just stop my shit. Nothing. Another one. Nothing. You know, what are you doing this weekend? Nothing. This will be a funny show. What are you doing this week?

I know that would be a show I would check out. What are you doing? I don't know what you do Not also nothing. Yeah, I can't believe that I had to listen to these two idiots act like they were too great to tell us Their names, but then I had to find out that neither of them knows what they're doing this weekend So after that they go into all of this, like, we are going to work really hard on making such a great podcast. So that will be my clip three. We've been talking one way more, but you keep fucking up. We've been talking for an hour. We're talking for like three hours trying to get this shit down, right? This is the downright version of this podcast. This is literally insane.

It will happen. It will happen when you don't come prepared. I tell you about this weeks and events. I fly you out here and then you're not prepared. So not only did they spend three hours and this was the best that they could do, but his solution to that problem was to berate his guest. Which is how I frequently feel here. Correct. So I'm not going to argue with that.

Uh-huh. I'm not sure these are Mexican-spot-casting, too. Am I wrong? I'm thinking the same thing. I didn't want to come out and just say it. It's hard to tell because their identities are unknown. I'm wondering if you guys are doing this on purpose, known we have a huge Mexican audience,

yeah. If you guys both brought a Mexican to the base. Yup. I see what's going to happen. They brought the culture. Yup maxi-terring to the base. Yeah. I see what's going to happen. I brought the culture. Yeah. You're going to get the vote with us. I say, okay. All right. So now they are going to remind us that they, even though they have been entirely professional and they're doing all the right things, they're introducing

themselves, working, learning about their weekend. And they've talked about absolutely nothing that they still have very high aspirations in my clip for because when I blow up, I don't know. Are you blowing up and why when I blow up? Who was each like who was up and why you blowing them? I was when I'm like CEO of like some crazy come, come, come to order. I would be down on my knees like bacon. Yeah.

I can literally see him licking his lips when he said, yeah, about her being down on her knees. So she was trying to make blowjob jokes the whole time. Uh huh. And this guy literally has fantasies about running a company. Yeah. Um, about running this podcast. Easy.

That's what he's great at. Yeah. He's anti-simthing. Yeah. Right. He's like, all right, it stops looking like dick. I'm working. I'm busy. While you're down all right, stop looking at my dick. I'm working. I'm busy.

Why are you down there? Could you get behind the toilet, please? Yeah, so this is, those were the best jokes in the entire episode that I listened to. I listened to a couple of episodes. Pretty good jokes. Those were literally the best ones were those blowjob jokes right there. But maybe we can try to pick things up with my clip five. We had our first snow.

Well, I had my fr- Well, you were here to visit the first snow. My hands and snow back back home for me. Yeah. All right. So now there's another one talking about the weather. Now we're talking about the weather. So what's going on this weekend?

Nothing. Snow. Oh, this is snow. Where I am. Yeah, it's absolutely. You know, this actually reminds me of there was some fucking app. And I don't even want to remember what it was. But there was some fucking app, and I don't even wanna remember what it was, but there was some app that I've started using

during the pandemic, some video conferencing app, and all your friends became connected to it, and people would go on there, and all of a sudden your friends' moms on there, and your great aunt, and you're having these fucking conversations, like, Jesus Christ, I just wanna commit suicide. Oh, yeah.

House party. Yeah, house party. We can just walk in and, we just want to commit suicide. House party. Yeah. House party. We're just walking on, we're trying to watch a movie. We're trying to, we're trying to play Buggle and then some drug assholes like, what's going on in here? Oh, God. So this reminds me of it's just two people who should not even be having a conversation.

Yeah, this is one of their better episodes also because in many episodes, he does not have a guest. So he's literally just talking. I thought he was going to be by himself. Yeah, it is really, really awful. episodes also because in many episodes he does not have a guest so he's literally just talking. I thought it was going to be by himself. Yeah. It is really, really awful. So this was, this was, I was being kind to the listeners here.

So as long as they don't be kind to those assholes. No, no. Talking about his core foxes that are so lonely, they're just talking to themselves in the dark and putting it on the internet. Ooh. They're trying. They really want to do this. They're going to be professionals. All right. It's going to get better. Here're trying. They really want to do this. They're going to be professionals.

All right, it's going to get better. Here we go. It's going to get better. Okay, so they spend a long time talking about math. It turns out that neither of them know how to do math at all. And that leads them into a conversation about their subscriber count on YouTube. So if you'll play clip eight, how much of a grab is you have?

Three, I got 45. I actually, I have four ad for his covers. You had. He had four. Now he has three is what we just learned there, which makes sense. It makes a lot of sense to me. It does, but why are you paying attention with those numbers? I'm not if you had if I had three followers, I need to be a comedy. I don't know. know. Yeah. Yeah. The answer is I, well, I'll pay that. So while they're having this conversation, they start going through her YouTube channel. Okay. And the dude notices something. And you booked it

her YouTube channel. I could not find hers. I have looked at his, which is where my video comes from. That's coming. she was hot or not clip nine guessing she's not You're not even subscribed Look at that. Okay. Now. Thank you. That's from my fucking For subscribe. Oh, yeah, okay cool. I'm gonna start walking out the neighborhood. Are you subscribed to my YouTube channel yet? I'm just gonna start begging outdoors. That's a good way to get your subs up. Well, I mean, it did get him one more subscriber. So at that point, he was now at four because she finally subscribed to his channel because even she hates him. And I have good news to

report, which is that as of this afternoon, they were at, he was at five. Five subscribers. Did you, you could do that? You did not know. Couldn't find it with your subs. I could not. It was pretty know. Couldn't find it with it yourself. I could not. It was pretty. Not even a pity sub. No, not even a pity sub. Jesus. I know.

I'm sorry. I couldn't do it. You're tough. I couldn't do it. I couldn't do it. So anyway, it might just seem like this podcast is two people talking aimlessly because it effectively is. But we do actually get to hear about a celebrity encounter during the climax of this episode,

which is going to be Clip 10. The most famous person I met was Jimmy Kimmel. You met Jimmy Kimmel? Yes, I met Jimmy Kimmel. Well, we ain't shake hands or anything. I wonder if Jimmy Kimmel told the story about me to you. That's not true. I know I'm here.

Well, not only that, but did they meet? Because he just said, well, we didn't shake hands or anything. So I'm a little bit confused about if he met Jimmy Kimmel or not. So I'm going to give you a follow up question. Oh, they're sure a lot. What is it? What direction does he tilt his head when he's eating tacos? That's it is.

How did you know this? That's where this was going. So we are going to, I'm going to give you a little bit of context about some of the background here because it is extremely hard to follow what's going on. Effectively, my podcast guy is a security guard and he was working at an event that Jimmy Kimmel was performing at.

So maybe in clip 11, we can help find out if this guy actually met Jimmy Kimmel or if he just saw him. So he's walking through everybody saying hello to him. Everybody, literally everybody saying hello to him. Right? Um. He only said hello to you. No, no, you didn't even say no. This is kind of like when so John interviewed OJ Simpson. Yeah, remember when I interviewed him and asked him to sign my knife. He didn't even acknowledge her. Yeah, that's not meeting some water interviewing some what I mean. Yeah, I was working as a janitor and Jimmy Kimmel took a shit in the bathroom and it wouldn't

go down the toilet and I had to go in and clean it up. So I essentially had an attitude. I bet it's a Kimmel. Yeah, we actually hung up. It was great. I really enjoyed the entire reaction. I really enjoyed it. I'm sure it's a full party at Jimmy's house.

All right. So now we're a little confused. We think we're getting it. Let's try for Clip 12 to see if we can figure out if he met him. I'm imagining Kimmel. Well, I saw Jimmy Kimmel rock ran from me. Because if I said I might have that, he said, she can't do anything. No, he doesn't even know I exist. Okay. That completely. Even if he shook hands with me. Completely settles it though. Why does he bring this up? This is the height of the episode. Yeah. I mean, just the most clips from this set. There's like 20 minutes, if not more, of just this topic.

Um, so that settles it. He, the, my podcast guy did not mean Jimmy Kimmel. Definitely not. Um, so let's go ahead and check out clip 13. You didn't even mean Jimmy Kimmel. I, I have to, you know what? I'm gonna post a fucking video on, on, on YouTube. I imagine me Kimmel, all right?

Yes. I'm gonna post a fucking video. No, it's not clickbait is real All right, you guys excited that we're gonna get to check out the video to get to the bottom of the There's one thing I've never seen. It's video of Jimmy Kimmel I mean guys that's what I was just gonna say watching the show is more interesting than just seeing him in the wild Wike bye What at least when I'm watching him on TV's telling's telling me something interesting. The only time it's interesting if it's a lot of... I was just walking by you as if Bill Burr's wife is flicking him off.

That's the only time I care whether or not there's a celebrity at that. It's Anthony Cumia getting thrown out of a comedy club that's interesting. Sure. All right, so I'm gonna give you some more background information, which is that my podcast dude who worked that security job,

he actually ended up getting fired from that security job, which he claims is totally not his fault and has nothing to do with the video that he took. He is going to explain to us that he did enough. He's also going to offer us a hint at what really happened in clip 14. Uh, apparently for whatever reason, somebody said, oh, the secure, somebody was recording Jimmy and his kids and just made everyone uncomfortable. Jesus Christ. Yeah.

Let's say the family was there. You idiot. Uh, huh. Uh, no. Yeah. So it sounds like. So the story of I met Jimmy Kimmel is actually the story of how I got fired from my job. Uh, huh. Uh huh. No. Yeah, so it sounds like. So the story of I met Jimmy Kimmel's actually the story of how I got fired from my job.

Uh huh. Okay. But he still frames it as how I met Jimmy Kimmel. Yeah. He's extremely, extremely, extremely proud of the fact that he met Jimmy Kimmel. He pushes that this entire episode and on the video, which we will check out shortly,

he's gonna push that on that video as well, which I cut out the audio for that so we could just check out the video and I can explain what's going on Great, but we are going to before we do that. We're gonna hear him explain one more time about what happened Because I recorded Jimmy coming out of the or entering the building that He was a someone uncomfortable because his kids was there. So I look like I don't know I was fucking recording his kids and like because his kids was there. So I looked like, I don't know,

I was fucking recording his kids and like, how the fucking stiff you or something, which is not like, it was so stupid, right? Like, why would you throw that? This is reason number four to not bring up this story at, fuck no, I look like a creep, but a child blaster, I get it. Why, why would you ever,

why would your joke to this story involve the word stiffy and kids in the same sentence? Does not. Not only my balls, they were itchy though. I don't care about me. All right, so you guys are probably dying. I'm going to pull my bat wing. Sorry, yeah, I got you're probably dying to see the video, right?

Are you dying? You're so. You're so. Please, what's the next video? He is. Don't berate me now. Yeah, we're going to check out the video. So this is going to prove to us that this guy is not a creep. That he was not at all being creepy, and that he did, in fact,

meet Jimmy Kimmel. Now, I will tell you, I have blurred out his kids' faces in this video clip, because he did not when he posted it. Oh, I didn't even Stop talking about my kids. Okay, so we can see somebody walking by and there's a kid. We got a kid walking by. Now there's a second kid. I don't see any Jimmy Kimmel's.

Okay, that was Jimmy Kimmel tripping over his kid. Jimmy Kimmel about a quarter of his faces in that video. And that is when my podcast guy met Jimmy Kimmel. And it was not creepy. Okay, so obviously I'm not seeing this video before as we've previously discussed. Yes. So I just want to point out the fact that he's not even

trying to film Jimmy Kimmel. He's not even trying to film his children. Yeah. The camera's pointed down to where these young children are. And you wouldn't even know what was Jimmy Kim, it's on the very end. We just happened to see part of his beard. And you really know what's Jimmy Kimmel

because I explained to you that that was Jimmy Kimmel. Correct. What you can't see is that he's shooting it from an undis-unmarked van with a terrible-sized starburst pack held out to the children. So he lost his job over that, right? Yeah, he thought that, and he's not only that, but he thinks it's. So he lost his job over that. Yeah, he thought that, and not only that, but he thinks it's absurd that he lost his job

over that. He thinks that he met Jimmy Kimmel and that he does not understand. They spend at least 15 minutes explaining why Jimmy Kimmel should feel really bad that he got fired unrightfully. So he is innocent, and we are going to find out what these two idiots want in exchange for making everybody so uncomfortable in clip 17. If Jimmy Kimmel listens to this and here's about me getting fired because I recorded a video of him. There are some reparations to be made. Hi Russ. Reparations. I'll take a cool two-mill and we'll call it even.

So I don't know if you heard right at the end, the girl said hire us. What they want, yeah, what they want in exchange for creeping him out is they would like to be hired and have jobs. Jimmy Kimmel stay far away from these people. We'll take care of your kids. Oh my God. Every episode was equally as horrible. That sucked and I hated this assignment.

I am sorry about that. I saw you last night. You told me last night very passionately that you did not like this assignment. No. I thought it'd be a fun experiment. Fine. Maybe I was wrong about that.

Hey, go find anything you want. Pull clips. This is all you. Seems like a fun assignment to me. There's so much out there in the universe. What there right anything you want exactly. How easy is that? I had to listen to so much stuff to find the worst of the worst so that I could win all right well Here's a tip just go to discord and ask the people there what you should do Well, here's another step. Let me tell you what my strategy was. Producer Chris told me last time,

band practice, to check out this show called Hot Moths with Alex Earl. Alex Earl is an influencer. No, she is not. She is a TikTok or she's a TikTok star. And she's just out of college. She went to the University of Miami. She talks about that a lot. She got breast

implants. She got big old titties. And she's got a podcast now. Sounds like a good show hot mess. Well, how about you be the judge of that? And the this is they did a Halloween show a couple days after Halloween. So similar to what you were looking at, we're going to see them all dressed up. We're going to see them with fun Halloween costumes on. And this is the cold open for the show. Happy Halloween, everyone. Do I sound like Santa clothes? Happy Thursday. Welcome back to Hot Mess with Alex Earl. We're getting in the Halloween spirit today. Even though Halloween was two days ago, it's okay. We have a lot to recap about Halloween.

I think Halloween's my favorite holiday. And today we have our most requested guest on. She's been on the show before. She was a big whoop. She was subash in the eye this. She is Hannah Knight. Hey everyone, I'm back! I've had some pretty crazy Halloween's over the years So I just thought who better to call in than the only person that gets crazier than me

I'm honored that you thought of me for that. Actually, that's pretty an impressive fee if you ask me and usually for a Halloween We go to Key West and oh boy. boy, do we have stories to tell you? It gets a little scary there. Need I play another clip? I hate this. Please tell me Jerry, I rest my case. All right, so check out these Halloween decorations. These are the worst decorations I've ever seen in my life.

So typically what you do is you take cotton and you stretch it out to make it look like it's cobwebs. Yeah, what is this? What are they doing? I couldn't figure out at first if it was stockings. Yeah, fish nets from the night before Yeah, what is going on? It's safe for no reason. Yeah, like the contents of a rape kid taped to a wall Okay, well, I guess that's a little spooky He's pretty good. All right, so that's the cold open. And then the intro comes in and the intro is there to remind you that you like Alex because you've seen her on TikTok and she has a great body and very big boobs.

So forget about the fact this podcast is impossible to listen to. They're totally covered up. Right. But that's why this intro exists right here to remind you of why you like her. Pfft. Pfft. Hot mass with Alex Erlin actually that is inappropriate. Alex with an eye fuck off.

Yeah, Alex with an eye. So just to remind everybody that she's hot and she's famous and she's on TikTok. All right, that's why we all care about this show. So they're talking about every Halloween, they would go down for the weekend to Key West from the University of Miami. And there's this crazy party going on down there that includes this swing or get together. So all these swingers go down to Key West and they're explaining what they see when they walk around the street here for the Halloween weekend. Yes. And we hunker on down the Key West. And this town during Halloween weekend is filled with like naked old people. I don't, how do you describe it?

Like I have never seen more saggy skin in my life. Okay, so these ladies are in their early 20s, they're just out of college, they're like, oh, there's naked old people with saggy skin, gross. I assume they're thinking like 40 something year olds because it's swickers, right? So you know, people in their 30s or 40s gross right I mean we can all agree on that but no apparently that's not it and then you turn the corner and there's an old man's ass yeah

front and center front and center and then to the right and the left and down the street and they're all with their wives who are equally as naked and they're all chatting each other up. It's kind of like maybe 80 years old plus. Like it is the craziest thing you've ever seen in your life. So I, there's no fucking way. It's 80 year old plus naked on the streets of Key West

in a swinger party. I'm not buying that. I know over people go to Florida. I'm not buying this. If it's true, there's hope for us all. Well, right, yeah, for sure. But don't go to the zoo if you don't want to see it right now. I mean, you knew I was going to have to.

I know they go there every year. They explain they go there every single year. This is what's going on. So then she shows her YouTube vlog from last year. And she goes, you know, I made a vlog about this. I might YouTube and you can see what it was like. It's all just young people partying the entire time. So I'm like, no, that doesn't really add up to what you said. So that's what it's like. Yeah. Sorry. Well, that just sounds like a ridiculous shit show. But okay. If you say so. So

they go down Friday, they get there at four, they drive back on Sunday. And the, what happens is you get dressed up on Friday and you go out and you party from 4 p.m. to 4 a.m. in that costume. Then you get up the next day and you change costumes and you go out for brunch and you hang out in the afternoon and get wasted. And then you go back to the hotel room or Airbnb and you change it to a third costume and go back out again. There's three costumes involved in one Halloween fucking week. Got this woman.

No, for everyone. No, I swear to God, just explain it is what everybody fucking does. Those are the rules, asshole. Yeah, for everyone, those are the fucking rules. Now, it's a lot of work to be a young person in party. I'm listening. Are you still gonna spring break? Andy, you've been there with me. Yeah, apparently those are the fucking rules now. It's a lot of work to be a young person in party. I'm listening.

Are you still gonna spring break? Andy, you've been there with me. We go out to spring break and shit like that. So I understand this culture, but never was I put that much work into it. What were the naked 80 year olds changing into? Sock, it was everywhere. Sock, yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I've got an elephant on my balls. This is a good one. So then they explain what you wear, because there's different types of attire for your costume each time you go out.

Now, Saturday afternoon's going to be hot, sunny, or key west, so dress accordingly. I look you wear a bikini with something to make it Halloween-y. I would wear a black bikini in this and be a witch. And then the other times where you have your more serious but still naked costumes, I've slept fully through costumes before. Every year that I go, my costumes don't go as planned.

I never make it to doing all three of them to the full extent because you're just so disheveled. I literally, when you're just like, took a cowboy hat off someone on the road and like put it on I was like that's my costume. There we go I'm done. I never say this but these poor parents. Yeah I know. Can you imagine your young daughter's famous like oh I'll watch your progress sweetie.

Oh. I'll make you a costume. Yeah. And by the way I did the research. Some of these costumes, like she goes as a witch, like she said, and she's just in a bikini. Yeah. She just described that.

Yeah, I know. I know, but she's not exaggerating. Not even a broom. I know. She can't even go on the extra mile. So anyway. It's just the same black bikini, but she draws on like cat whiskers. Oh, I'm a extra miles. So anyway. It's just the same black bikini, but she draws on like cat whiskers.

Oh, I'm a cat now. Right. Now I got a hat. I wish I had a hat. Yeah. So then there's another woman, Hannah. She's talking like we're all friends with their click. So she's rattling off names.

She was like, then you left on Sunday, but I stuck around with Denise and Kristen and then Katie met us up and then we went and I'm like, what the fuck are you talking about? I go, what do you think this is for? This is a show that gets hundreds of thousands of views out of YouTube. This fucking show, unfortunately, it's very popular, which is annoying. So then they, they wrap it up.

She had an interesting bender that she had. So, oh my god, that's so funny. You could have died. No, yeah, fully. Okay. Okay. Good. Good.

Oh, God, boys, look at my right. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it sounds like everybody's having a great time on your show. People are meeting Jimmy Kimmel and partying in Miami. I think we know who has the worst show over here. It's also annoying that they're like,

we're so crazy. We go on vacation and we drink too much. Yeah, you're 21. That's what you do when you're 21 and you go on vacation. I will say there is some good editing. You might have noticed there's a lot of editing on the show.

So whoever's taking care of this for them, there's multiple camera angles and they're constantly clipping things and for them, there's multiple camera angles and they're constantly clipping things and you can tell there's hard cuts and they pick good times to do the hard cuts because what's happening here is Elks is talking about there are these pirate ships that go down the street. Hannah was so drunk she didn't even know that something was happening but there's these pirate ships and I guess she jumped on one of the pirate ships so she starts telling that story and thankfully the editor cut this off

before it got embarrassing. And I'm hanging on to the front of this pirate ship. Like I am the girl from Titanic like this. I'm like, oh my God, naked. This is the pirate ship. So she started singing my heart will go hot. And there's some heart notes at that. What?

So she started, I think they probably got really rough. They're like, that's got that. Right there. They get it. Yeah, that's pretty smart. Pretty good move right there. All right, so the other thing they do is, they're constantly taking photos, you know,

the TikTok generation. So they're constantly taking photos and videos. So when they're talking about these stories, they do pull up video evidence of these things they're talking about, which is helpful for guys like me who have a semi. Did they also meet Jimmy Kimmel? They did not meet Jimmy Kimmel, now.

They just met his kids. Okay, they were all there part. It's great, great, great father. So Hannah tells this story about how she got rip-roaring drunk and then at some point, Ada Hattdog and decided to sprint back to the hotel for some reason, but she had a bit of a spill. The next night I was a firefighter and someone while we were out at the bar was like, oh my god, how did you get your face burns to look so real? I'm like, okay,

this worked out. You don't understand the severity of Hannah's face during this. Like, oh my God, it was the most haunted picture I've ever seen in my entire life. And like, if you guys are looking at it now for anyone listening, like, you need to just maybe if there's one thing you watched during this episode, it's just looking at these photos of Hannah's face because they're honestly golden at this point. At the time, it was not golden. It's our most treasured photo. So Hannah fell on her face and she's a bloody mess and they have multiple photos that they're sharing with us right now. This is the kind of fun that we have. It's a little rough, right? Can I point out that it kind of looks like in this one,

which is the bloodied face? It kind of looks like in this one, which is the bloodied face. It kind of looks like she's using a filter on like her eyes. I feel like she might have used one of the beauty filters. Well, it doesn't look like road and her. So the other thing that's happening here, for people who are listening, I'll describe this, she also had butterfly tattoos. I was just saying, I can see those.

Yeah, so she had butterflies all over her face mixed with the blood. I thought you fell on a butterfly. So not to be outdone. This is mean girl shit, Carl. The host is like, let's show those pictures. When you look your absolute words. Yeah, it's correct. What a fucking asshole. Not to be outdone. Alex is gonna tell us a story of when things went awry for her during these Halloween vacations. Sugary to Keela drink mixed with like the nerves of talking to a boy. And all of a sudden, I feel like,

ooh, I'm like, wait, I feel a little wet between my butt cheeks. It wasn't because of the guy. A little shart had slipped out. I didn't know if I just shot my pants. So I'm like, I really have to go. I'm on to the bathroom. And I sharded my pants in fat Tuesdays. Keep in mind we're in bikinis.

Yeah. You were like brave so I had like a white bik- Oh no, I think I had like a pink bikini bottom on at this point. I was a holy shit. I got a shirt in my pants like. What did you say at slower please? Yeah.

I like how the other one says not because of the guy. Like when you want anal you get wet there. Yeah. Yeah. That is a unique talent, I will say. I brought Loub, no bother. All right. Fair enough.

All right, so I'll give it, I'll give her credit, much like John talking about his hemorrhoids. She's not ashamed. She's gonna tell the story there. So she has another episode where she brings in, so that's her college friend. Her college friends are all crazy. She brings her high school friend. She went to a are all crazy. She brings her high school friend.

She went to a Catholic high school. She brings her high school friend for an episode. They were besties in high school. And Isabella is not ready for this world. She's a bit nervous to be on this show. Welcome to episode three of Hot Mess with Alex Earl. Today we're gonna be taking a trip down memory lane. We're going back to high school. So I have one of my best friends

who's been with me since high school. Hi guys! She's here. You might have seen her in some of my tech talks before. We were spread eagle on Cardi B's story this weekend and we have a lot to share with you. What our high school was like, what we were like in high school, stories we have, and now we're doing basically this long distance friendship because we went to different colleges. So we have a lot to unpack. Isabel is a little nervous, so we're going to take a shot to scare ourselves. I'm shaking. Oh my god. Are you shaking? Okay, don't shake Your pants So you heard that intro I got Isabella here. We're talking about high school all the crazy shit We're up to we're gonna tell all these stories as well

all the crazy shit we were up to, we were few, she'll FaceTime me in a few hours. Isabella's gone now, and I wanted to sit alone with you guys for this segment. This is something very personal, and I haven't really talked about online before. Alright, now Isabella, your people are telling us you got to go. Apparently there's someone waiting out in front of you. Move on to the next segment of the show now. That someone is the uber driver I called. Alright, so now we've transitioned into another part of the show the wrap up. She's in a different room in the house

She's got a hair pulled back. This isn't crazy party. See really a totally different show now. She looks like she's about to do an apology I'm gonna be honest with you. This is a Apology guy. My friend is a bell as a cunt. Yeah, I knew it going into it. I should have brought her on My fault. She kept dropping ass in the bed, ruining my show, ruining my short story. She was my nervous. She had a nervous tummy. So this is great because we transitioned from,

I'm watching them talk about all this crazy parting and I could have pulled a lot more clips of all the bragging they do about wasted again, all the fun they're having. Cool. She like hopped out of yacht and hung on to the yacht for two hours or anyone in the yacht knowing she was there. And so there's like all these crazy stories about parties about this.

And then this happens. I just want to have a trigger warning out there for anyone who may be triggered by the topic of eating disorders. I am going to be talking about my struggle with food back in high school. So if that is going to be sensitive topic for you, I'm going to put on the screen what part of the episode you guys can skip to. Okay. So now all the sudden we went from fun and party and looking at all my hot friends and all the shit we're up to to. All right, now we're going to get real. We're gonna get serious and we're gonna need to talk about some serious topics here. No guys fortunately I am not triggered by

eating disorders so I was able to push through and watch this. So I do have a couple of clips here after the trigger warning. She talks about how tough it was for her in this high school where she just felt like she was so fat. I would look in the mirror and I would see someone way bigger than the person that it was. And I couldn't understand, like I couldn't grasp. I was never happy with the image that I saw in the mirror. She is now funny on that work, that was just like, and then I got some boobs and a lot of

boyfriend to go to college and now I'm gonna take time. So, $18,000 later. Yeah. I'm okay with it. She's gonna be doing fine with it. So, all of the ends well, as they always say. Now, this is just a weird clip she's talking about how after she would binge, that she would purge,

she's just talking about her eating disorder and it's always fun. Anyway, but I want you to watch for the edits in this. This is a three camera shoot for some reason. And she uses them non-stop throughout this quick little thing where she's talking about a very serious thing she went through. So much that then I thought, okay, well, this could all just go away if it all just came back up. If I just made myself pukeke like I wouldn't have to deal with this all those calories would be deleted

I could go on with my life I wouldn't have to stress and I can also kind of keep eating this food when I want to I can still have a sandwich But then if I just stick my fingers down my throat, you know, it wouldn't be a problem All right. Just that short little clip right there is 20 seconds. There were seven different changes of the camera angle. I guess that was what made it interesting. I just was the person just bored out of the thing. This thing is like, what is she talking?

Where's she going out about? I mean, I'm bored. Why? She can't talk and those from 27 different takes. Ah, that's an interesting point point that a lot of these TikToks She kept throwing up a Lot of TikTokers are not good. Well, maybe they're all different TikToks They're just strung together here. I mean Andy. It's obviously horizontal aspect ratio

obviously horizontal aspect ratio. Duh, it's not ticked back. All right, so you're working for the J-D's. You're one of them. All right, so after we go through 15 minutes of this really personal heart-wrenching story about an eating disorder and everything that she went through and figuring that out, and she tells people who are going through this,

they can get help and hear the resources you need. And so we've heard now, this is what I've learned about Alex so far. She fucking parties, she's got tons of boy frads, she had an eating disorder. So obviously you're thinking what I'm thinking. She's got it all figured out. So of course, this is the next segment of the show.

Welcome back to another segment of What Would Alex Do. I've had you guys write in question scenarios for me, and I'm gonna tell you what I would do in that scenario. How is this a segment? She's the last person I would ask advice from. Yeah. I need advice from Sony, city gonna giant and flatable vagina.

Yeah. All right, saw me my bikini and I shit myself. What would you do? Funny you ask. That's when I started wearing brown bikini. Front panties. Okay, so I just thought that this was the worst possible segment. So let's see what kind of question she gets from her audience. My boyfriend refuses to post me on Instagram.

I know his excuses are bullshit because he has other posts on there. What would Alex do? All right. There gotta be some follow up questions. You can't just say that and be like, what would you do? Are you fat?

Are you ugly? Are you both? Embarrassing. Yeah, that's usually what this is. That's probably the problem. You're probably not attractive enough for Instagram. Yeah. Have you considered being attractive?

Yeah, right. Your boyfriend is cheating on you. He doesn't want anyone you know. He has a girlfriend. That's what he's doing. Well, that's also very possible. So these are, these are really just the,

the dumbest questions ever. Here's another one. Alex, what would you do if a boy who is telling you that you're exclusive with him has his ex-girlfriend come and stay in his bed for three days. He claims there is no attraction anymore and she's like a sister to him. Hmm. The old sister, excuse.

Yeah, I mean, obviously I'm gonna sleep with my sister. What she's old for, we're gonna sleep, obviously I'm gonna sleep with my sister. She's old, but we're gonna sleep in the same bed. She's my sister, and I would end it there. Makes a lot of sense. Is that a thing? Is that a real question? My boyfriend's sleeping in a bed with his axe

and just as a botanic? Yeah. It actually is a bellist-emitted that question. Maybe it was, yeah. So, let's, my last clip here, let's find out what her answer is. And I have to say that I might have answered this the same way. So I'll give her credit for this. Don't be dumb.

Girls get it together. Don't be dumb. He shouldn't be sleeping in bed with his ex girlfriend. And she turned into a song. Problem is telling girls to not be dumb. Has never worked. I've never worked once. No, I mean, we've all tried it.

It's much easier to say, yeah, you're smart. We've all tried it today. It doesn't work, but we'll keep at it. Never know what's gonna happen. All right, so those are the three podcasts. You'll have to vote for, we'll put it up, I'll put a poll up on our subreddit, on Patreon, and on Twitter, and remind me,

Andy, your show was called Sweet Tobs, and Lucy, your show was... My podcast. And my show was called Hot Mess. Yeah, I was. Yeah, I was. I did the work, motherfucker. But my segment was the briefest.

Hot mass with Alex Earl. Thank you, producer Crestor fighting that for us. That was kind of fun. So with that, it is time for our Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. This one coming in from Adam Thoreau, as they show called Big Fat Gay podcast.

Trevor and I travel with a portable shower wand, but it's basically, I guess, just a cheaper version of what we have at home. So when you get a handheld shower in almost any hotel, it has this daisy head, which is big. And one of the things you want to do if you're really fat is you want to be able to get the wand in your folds. Because you'll have to lift the fold to put a big sunflower there is not exactly convenient. This is a show with gay guys who are chubby chasers,

which as a category that I've not yet explored. That's cool, bro. I'll be honest with you, I didn't know that exists. exist there chubby two chasing chubby's that's a good question Andy That I don't know the answer to I would imagine that they're not because otherwise it wouldn't be chubby chasing Why would I just be playing in your league? Why do they need the to travel with the shower head then if they're not using it on themselves You know what Andy your answer a lot of questions. I don't have answers for how to, how to reach out to Adam Thoreau. I guess some of these answers.

I need to know this. Those are all very good questions. So as we're pondering those questions, I want to remind everyone about banana bag. Banana bag.org is where you can go use the promo code W ATP for 25% off your purchase. What banana bag is, it's a powder, you pour it into water, you stir it up, you shake it up, and it rehydrates you. The way to use it is, let's say you want to have a couple cocktails, a couple pops. I'll try and use my imagination. Okay, yeah, pretend there's an evening at some point

Maybe you're in Key West. Oh, let's say for example that you played a show or to brewery this past Saturday Yeah, and the payday was not so big, but you the beer was free. Oh, so maybe you Drink your weight in New England IPA at a three hour gig. Like I did. Okay, yeah. I'd like to go for it. And then I got home and I ate some, maybe the worst boneless chicken wings

that I've ever eaten. How'd you touch your head? Yeah, yeah, like this. And, but I also drank banana bag while I was eating dinner. Smart. And I woke up on Sunday and I was fine. No shit, no hangover.

It really does work and that is the thing. I've tried it, producer Cressus tried it, you agree. Oh, absolutely. It definitely rehydrates. Like I said, the hangover is over. I'm giving him that one. I adapted that catchphrase. I was thinking banana bag do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do place in Iowa for a stand-up show. Sure, at a barbecue restaurant. All right.

And let's say that you're there by yourself, and you're like, we have an invitation. And were your kids there? Nope. Oh, okay. Just you. And you drink too much. All right.

And you get real dehydrated. And you have to go to a, give me another location. A radio show. Hospital. So what happens is sometimes when that happens, you go to a hospital because you're dehydrated. Well, if you're smart, like Andy, and you think I had and you go, I'm drinking too much and you use banana bag.

That can help you out a ton. So I recommend you guys check it out. Banana bag dot org W, H, T, P's, the promo code. I know Lucy, you have banana bag. I sure do. But not a drinking problem. That's it. Also accurate. I'm playing. I know Lucy, you have banana bag. I sure do. But not a drinking problem. That's it. Also accurate.

I'm planning on testing it out tonight. So I'll report back. Testing out your drinking problem? Yes, I sure am. Congratulations on that. Well, I appreciate banana bag. They've been a very loyal sponsor. And it's been a good partnership for us.

Turns out a lot of listeners at WATP viewers at WATP could certainly use a little hydration from time to time. So thank you guys so much for that support. Okay, with that, we've been talking about the song parody contest, the current contest, we are doing a holiday song parody contest. We're going to create a holiday album out of this. And we've already had two fantastic submissions before I play a third submission, our boy, Cardiff Electric. He made a song. This isn't holiday themed, but it does have to do with our buddy, Stuttering John and the recent revelation. Now, John has claimed that this is all a made up story and it's not true at all.

And we'll play some clips later where he explains that he'd ever shit the bad if anything. I'm sure he'll clarify. Yeah, he explains. He's like, it's not embarrassing. Like you think maybe by a hemorrhoids exploded and then it's blood everywhere. Right, but certainly not shit.

Could have happened anybody. That's what I'm about to say, everything, that we're just like, oh god, that was something embarrassing. Okay, no mind, I'll accept. It's a testinal flesh and blood, but not feces. So anyway, the Devil versus Heaven, a lot of fun with this story and a current electric put together, this tune for us

shits in the sheets shits in the sheets shits in the sheets, shits in the sheets, shits in the sheets shits in the sheets shits in the sheets shits in the sheets, shits in the sheets He's a key and he's aoki. He smells worse than toki. His sheets are full of doki. John shits in the sheets. Shitting in the bathtub. She gave him a back rub. Might as well show his nub. Shitting in the sheets. Shitting the sheets. Shitting the sheets.

Shitting the sheets. Shitting the sheets. shitting the sheets, shitting the sheets. The perfect shit will taper, ran out of toilet paper, swears he did, and burr, John shitting the sheets. The toilet papers are gone, the sheets are made of cotton, so rub them on his bottom, John shits in the sheets, shitting the sheets. Shitting the sheets. Shitting the sheets, shitting the sheets, shitting the sheets.

Shitting the sheets, shitting the sheets. Shitting the sheets, shitting the sheets, shitting the sheets. Shitting the sheets, shitting the sheets, shitting the sheets,

shitting the sheets, shitting the sheets. Shitting the sheets, sh in the sheets and she's in the sheets. She's in the sheets. She's in the sheets. Well done, Cardiff. Wow, that was fantastic. Now of course, Cardiff was trying to work with John for the past few months for the live show that was canceled.

An impossible task. An impossible task, John's too difficult to work with. So because of that, we have current back babies back in the devil. $1 and coming back with that one. Now, here's another fantastic submission. This one comes in from again, Ben Hilton. Already has a submission.

This is Stutt Jones coming to town. Now, this was submitted before we knew the job. I think was canceling his show. But this one is fantastic. It's all cool down and Rochester. Winds whipping down and comedy at the Carlson. All you hotels ready for a drunken, disgusting, slot to stay at your establishment, or what? Less not many, there's not many stuchos and trouble out here. Well, you're better, you shout, you're better, you's tight. You're better, you's bleed, John, tellin' you why.

John will turn your bet sheets to brown. John will turn your bet sheets to brown. John will turn your bet sheets to brown. John will turn your bet sheets to brown. He's taking a shit. He ain't gonna know what. He's gonna leave you with some chocolatey stripes. John will turn your bet sheets to strides John will turn your veggies to brown John will turn your veggies to brown John will turn your veggies to brown He don't mind leaving skid marks He don't mind leaving stains And if he keeps treating girls no good

He's gonna end up accused of rape He gonna end up accused of rape You better use shouting, you better use tide You better use bleach, I'm telling you why John will turn your veggies to brown John will turn your veggies to brown. John will turn your veggies to brown. John will turn your veggies to brown. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Wow. Whoa, shit, sorry. I was doing a little bit of that and I went, okay, that's great. I wanted to be surprised. That was fantastic. Wow. Ben Hilton knackered out of the park with this one. Amazing.

Yes. Thank you for that. Keep those submissions coming for the Holiday Song Contest. They don't need to be about John Chitting himself. They can be about anything you want. Although that's been a lot of fun right now. And since we're talking about it. Hey.

The key, yeah. I don't want to do a whole long thing on John today. So we'll keep it down to it. Carter, if you just played your song, buddy, that was fantastic. I was like, okay, thank you. I forget your lesson. I thought you would. I saw you come earlier and then leave. Thought you were just waiting for your segment or something. I was hoping Andy was going to leave. See ya. Yeah. Yeah. We do as the potato says these days. I love this song.

Cardiff, welcome back to the dabble verse body. We missed ya. Now, and you have muted yourself? Classic cardiff. I've moved them, I like. I never really left, left, but yes, I did have to leave. It's good to have you back, I guess. It's good to be back.

All right, so just a couple of things that I want to play real quick, and this is from his episode yesterday. Now, if you haven't heard it because you listen to the audio podcast and you get things from your podcast player, I went on and I did a solo show on Monday. It was an emergency broadcast

because Stuttering John decided to go ahead and a cancel the March 10th show that you're supposed to do here at Comedy at the Carlson. But also there's that whole thing going on with Casey Armstrong and his ex-girlfriend and that whole thing that I needed to address. I like how it's like fully booked and up to John to just show up and do a good show. Yep. And he casts a vote of no confidence in himself. Yep.

And castles his own show. Yep. And blames everyone else. Right. Everyone's fault but his. It sucks. It sucks. So basically when we found that out, we found that out

while we were doing the creep off on Monday. And Vinnie and I chatted afterwards real quick and I know that you guys went on and subreddit surfing and said, yeah, we're going to be announcement with the next 24 hours what we're doing on March 10th. So I get a note from Vinnie because what we decided was, well, at least do a live WATP on that Sunday. So people are going to be in town. If we have tickets for John show, that'll get you in and we'll put other tickets on sale,

come and watch WTP live. And we talked about doing some other things too, but we were at least going to do that and then we were going to make that a thing. So I get a note from Vinny on Tuesday that says, hey, I just need a description of the WTP live show for the website. Now, I was pretty busy on Tuesday. I was running errands. I have

rehearsal with my band. Also known as band, right? In your rock combo. Yeah. So I did not get Vinnie the description and Vinnie doesn't work for me. I'm not saying that he should have done this, but he could have definitely written something up. He knows what we do with WT do. We've done many live shows. This wouldn't have been a big deal. I get a note from this morning saying, Mark, who runs things over there, didn't get the description,

so we just refunded everyone's money and there's no show. Thanks, Mark. Good job. We here. He's like, I couldn't wait any longer. I gotta give everyone their money back. So now we gotta do that show in a park. So, I mean, I don't know if we'll do WTP live

at a competing venue or something. I don't know. I'm just like, okay, well, never yet. I didn't realize I had a deadline. No one told me I had a deadline to say, like, this is the podcast you listen to, but live. I don't know, a description they needed that would have changed any of this.

So anyway, now there's no show on March 10th. So come in for March 9th, subreddit surfing. I have to do my stand up consequence that Cardiff is writing for me. That's gonna happen Saturday night. We'll have Star Stoded subreddit surfing episode. And then March 10th, if you're still in town because you got tickets and you got airfare and hotel and stuff

Well hang out we'll do something. Yeah, we'll do something fun. I'll be around puppet show puppet show I don't know something no whtp life that myrtle One of those famous Carl hamburger hand job parties They are they are famous, but we do keep them on the D out world. Fame is not anymore. Yes. Then let's get into it because John on his show on Tuesday came out and had some weird things to say starting with Patrick Melton.

Now Patrick Melton, nobody likes onions, decided to really go hard as still doing John's children. The these precious kids that no one's allowed to talk about because John's a proud father. And if you say anything about his kids, he doesn't know what he'll do. God forbid he say something about his kids. And Melton went there and apparently John's forgiven him. No, I'm done with this guy.

He's just, you know, I don't really have a beef except for the fucking got me struck the fucking asshole fatty fucking fatty. The only beefy has he got him struck. He's forgotten all the things he said about skits. So John, when you pretend that you're mad at me, I call to your kids losers or whatever I said? You're lying If you're gonna forgive Patrick Melton who went hard at them for being trans and gay and you being a horrible father and all the things that he said Which were similar but different than Anthony Kubia? Just you know similar types of things. You're all mad at Paki. You're not mad at at Patrick Mountain. Are you scared of Patrick Mountain Judd?

I think you might be scared. I'm with you. I think like you guys could have like a private conversation and be like, yeah, I know they're losers. I just thought that was odd that all the sudden that's the only thing he's worried about is him getting the strike out his channel Something that he claims he doesn't care if she really does to him For whatever reason, but that's the only thing he's worried about is him getting the strike out his channel. Something that he claims he doesn't care if uh, she really does to him. For whatever reason, but that's the only thing he's worried about with Patrick Belton. Some people might start to think this guy's a piece of shit. Yeah. I'm starting to think that. Okay, now you're way too loud. Now you're over the bottom line. How do I get this right with you. Split the difference. Yeah, somewhere in the middle there. All right, so, Cardiff, since we're talking to you,

we have to talk about the fact that John, early on with Cardiff, was pleading with him to give him his real name, to give him his information, saying over and over again, I'm not gonna dox you, You can trust me with this information. Cardiff, I would never do that. I know why you think I would. And Cardiff, to his credit, goes, John, I'm not saying that you would on purpose, but you know, might do it by mistake. I just think it's better if we don't share that it for a purpose. Or on purpose. Oh, well, as we find out,

now John has no choice, but the docs card. I've left him, I've left has no choice but to docks, Carter. I've left him. I've left him no choice. That's literally what he's asked here. Benny Paul Vino is out there and as usual, as expected, is out there trashing me along with the potato, which is a very bulls-y move considering I know his name. I know where he lives. And at this point, he's giving me no choice but to dox him on his name. I mean, that's not something I would normally do.

Of course. So, this is the same guy who makes it a point to not only save my real last name, but to spell it multiple times in the same 30 seconds because he's weaponizing this thing where he's like, oh, no, I can dock you. And why would you dock someone? Kurt, why is John say I can't believe he's talking,

she don't want me when I could be doxing him? What is the point of that? I think he wants Creepy people to know where we live right because that will fuck with your real life in some way yes The whole point of violence the whole point of doxing the whole point of doxing someone I told John as I said the reason Why don't use my last name is because well? I had the the foresight, but I had tens of thousands of people tried to ruin my life years back and for that reason I don't do that and the fact that I told John that in confidence now he's using that against me So it's the same thing now where he thinks he knows cardiffs name and so now he's gone. He's leaving me no choice

I have to ruin his life Yeah, because that's literally what Doxing is, if you think as Chad uses this all the time too, he's like, you know, if Cardiff wants to get fired from his job, then I'll just have to dox him. Because these idiots equate knowing who you are and where you work to getting fired. Now in some scenarios, that does happen.

It really does. I have a friend who has a podcast who just lost his job because they found out he had a podcast. So it does happen. And so for John to wield this power as if just like, well, there you go. He said somebody I don't like. Now I have to ruin his and his family's life. He's like, you don't realize that you're a shithead for saying that and thinking that? Well, it's he docksed himself. So he's going through the, yes, the pains of dealing with that. Yeah. And he wants other people to have to go through it to who didn't docks themselves.

Right. You're a moron. Well, this is the thing that I think about. It's not your enemy. Sean doesn't have an employer anymore. When John docks himself, the worst thing happens, people deliver food to his house. So I think that a big part of it him wanting to dock somebody and, you know, card of in particular is he wants to ruin somebody's life. But I think more so he also wants to be like, I know something that people don't and everybody wants to know this information

and look, I can give you this information and aren't I cool because I know it. So I feel like it's being an asshole and then also being like self-righteous all at the same time. And it's just disgusting. And holding power over. Yeah. Yeah.

It's weak empowerment. Yes. So let's give it warning off to Vinny. We got the warning out to Cardiff. Let's get the warning out to Vinny as other sworn enemy. The two people who are going to just help them for no reward. Just to see if they could do it, just see if we could create a show. You could come out and see stuff or a John and remember, this is the thing that Vinnie revealed on this show.

I knew about this the whole time, but I was keeping mums on it is that this wasn't a thing where Vinnie goes, John, can I get you at the club? Can you please come to the club? John was begging Vinny. They were messing each other and John's like, come on, can I come and perform that he wanted to do a whole weekend? So Vinny finally says, I can get you a Sunday.

And originally it was gonna be a Sunday in December, which makes way more sense based on the time they were talking about this stuff. But then Vinny had to remind John that he likes watching football. And it's like, oh, that's right. Yeah, I don't want to come in on this Sunday into some book as football's on. Okay.

So that became March because they're working around John schedule. But John asked for this. And now he's pretending that he didn't, that he never wanted to be in Rochester and play this shit hole that we all living. He loves talking about the median income and the poverty and the crime rates and all of these things because Dennis tree. Well, right.

That is a problem. I'll tell you right now the waiting lists are. Okay. So this is he's getting warning to Vinnie. Now Vinnie, I'm going to give you a little word advice. Shut the fuck up. All right, Vinnie. Shut the fuck up. All right Vinny? Shut the fuck up. Capiche? Capiche. Just shut the fuck up about me. Take my fucking name out your fucking mouth.

Okay? Take my name out your fucking mouth. You got that moonhead? Kapiche? You got that? Kapiche? Jesus Christ. He always thinks he's really encouraging with someone. I mean, I appreciate that he was trying to go for Vinnie's native tongue. So the Vinnie better said what he's saying. Kapiche. What's the matter you?

I mean, it's not Vinnie Paly. No. Yeah, to us civilians, it seems like rude and aggressive. And Vinnie's at home just like, oh, I got it. Oh, no, I do compete. I'll finish. I'll finish. I think it was good to you, sir.

I compete very much. Thank you. I compete to you, too, sir. All right. So Drew laid actually, something that has, Drew's been fasted. I wanted to get him on point, double point this week. But he, unfortunately, has something going on. I wanted to get him on point, double point this week, but he unfortunately has something going on, but he wants to come on point,

double point, and he'll be great out there because Drew has been sucked in by the devil verse. He's watching John, he's finding it fascinating. He sent me a note, he goes, you gotta pull this one timestamp. It's possibly the most mentally cluttered minute

and a half of podcasting ever. And one of the reasons why I'm playing this for you now is because coming up, John is going to try to do what we do to subreddit surfing. And John's going to try to say the subreddit surfing is not a very good program, and that it's boring. So, this is what John does before he does that. All right, so again, that's not him. I just had an idea.

Hold on a second. Let me see what's going on here. If somebody winks up, again, a little worried because So many links up again a little worried because Let's see I have to see something very important very important. I'm sorry. Don't worry. We're gonna get deep into the shit It's just four minutes into a show. Yeah Okay Okay Okay, let's scroll at the bottom by the way

See it's just like this when you think it performance all right. I understand where you're coming from right Right. No one's this bad a podcast Only John is like a chicken Okay, I want to say hi to Vincent and bestie's children He's still thinks that Vince the lawyer who's trolling you John He's always trolling you how do you keep following for this you fucking moron this happens every year? That vids is trolling you and he goes, Vince told me his kids love me. They don't. You're a fucking retard.

I really don't know the hell she's like skull vids is goofy on you you moron. He gave me some really good legal advice. He did it. I love that fucking scroll though. The scroll says something like, I will no longer be commenting about the false Accusations relating to Casey Armstrong First of all anybody who's ever talked to an attorney knows that saying I am not commenting is a fucking comment

It's second of all false accusations is definitely a comment He is saying that they are false And also orchestrated by Casey Armstrong. That word right there is very loaded. Very loaded. It was a text message from a third party that he read. It wasn't orchestrated by him. To say it was orchestrated by him is accusing him of something.

Actually, accusing him of a crime. Several comments in that scroll. So just a fucking idiot. He has no idea what he's doing. Surprise, surprise. Go figure. And then later on in the show, so he types with the one hand,

his right hand, one finger at a time. And somebody in the Super Chat goes, Jen, you were a writer for the tonight's show, you know, you type with the... He's not gonna do that. And John's response is, the head writer also typed with one finger. I can't make this shit off.

I've worked in office environments my entire life. I've never seen anyone type with one finger. I've seen the two finger packing thing. One finger I've never seen. It looks like there's an earthquake in Kanoga Park going on. At least typing could be. Especially someone who has the title writer on their resume. All right.

You ready to get into him watching subreddit surfing? Yeah. I hope I can handle it. All right. Yeah. I hope you can take the brace yourself. This is going to be some good natured ribbing, I think. This is what you've been dealing with all these years, Carl.

I just come back and be a roasted potato. The two of us, I just want to remind everyone, let's go to Sturgeon for one minute because we have to. All right. It was almost two months ago, Vinny, where you pulled me aside into Troy. You padded my bottom and you said, Cardiff, we have this show with John, you can't screw this up.

You gotta be careful what you say. Don't screw this up, Cardiff. That does sound like me, doesn't it? Yes. And here we are. I lasted you, Vinny. I lasted you. But he can't still today.

Yeah, sure did. March 10th is not at, but March 9th, subreddit surfing live, crossacardy.com.th is not had, but March 9th, subreddit surfing live, crossacardy.com. Is that still happening, Vinnie? Why wouldn't it car, car, car, deaf because something will be happening on the 10th. We just have

not quite settled on what it's going to be expecting an announcement in the next 24 hours. So how, how, how much are we into this video, 53 seconds? And so far,, John is just watching the show. It's good. Sure. And is it in on YouTube?

Very transformative. Yeah. Yeah. Just he's just watching the show. So far, it's a well-produced show. So far so good. OK. So he canceled after everybody left the office today.

So yeah, there's nothing to really, it's gonna land. So, you mean his name is still on the marquee outside the Carlson? No one was in. David Alexander, I thought Roxy was supposed to be funny. Nope, you're supposed to watch the program you don't like. I have general just stayed for a hour. Yeah, Glower. Yeah, I was just stew.

Yeah, really bad. You see a heart of frowning. He's miss to stew. He's really bad. He's so hard of frowning. He's misstaging his face before they left. Oh, my God. Finally. I love it. John who did a show, we just played one minute and 14 seconds him going, uh, uh, if he was scratching his balls, be more entertaining than what he was doing. And now he's calling your show boring And this is actually all the information that's important. This is why he picked this clip. Yeah, it's about him too How am I supposed to speak to this I don't know anything about this subject fucking moron March the 10

Ring Holy shit subject fucking moron March the 10 Ring Holy shit Fucking Hell oh, this is John's new thing. Maybe it's not new. I'm just picking up on it fucking hell When he doesn't know what to say but he thinks he's got something he needs to say just go fucking hell Okay, yeah good good point, John. Real good point. And then 50 bucks you learned that at the pub.

Oh, guaranteed it. Watching the giant's cave. Oh Kevin bread and doesn't say that. I assume that's where he gets everything. Excuse you, where he gets things from. You didn't yell hack this time, so that was good. Get to the point. Get to the point. The fucking balls are job to tell people to get to the point when Get to the point. The fucking balls are a job to tell people to get to the point

when his show goes out for fucking days. Not about every day. The fucking point is that there's gonna be... Somebody's gonna go through with a show. Yes. And it's not gonna be you, John. Yes, that is the point. They made the point.

Yes. Boring. No, it's positive, young boy. Yes. Boring. No, it's positive. Very boring. It will continue to be happening right now. They're all just sitting there. The potato's not even dancing.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Play. I don't know what you're talking about, Vinnie. So, uh, here we are. Let's see. Here we go what you're talking about, Vinnie. So, uh, here we are. Let's see. Here we go. We're gonna play his shit. Be there and pull out, Joe. No, that was on the outside of our building. We have, uh, you know, slides with the schedule and like videos of all the comics.

He never made it. Oh, never made it up. Oh, I'm so depressed. I didn't make it to a marquee in the armpit of the York, known as Rochester. Oh, I'm so depressed. Why did you ask for that show, John? Why did you want the show in Rochester? Because he's so depressed. The place you hate so much.

This was your doing, dummy. And even if it wasn't, this is the crazy thing about this. Even if Vinnie's like, Johnny, you wanna come up to my club and we'll get you a show, we'll help you put it together. Let's say John was reluctant, he's just like, I, the last thing I wanna do is go to Rochester, but fine. You still said yes.

You still agreed to the show. And now he's like, he's above it. You're far, far below it, John, far below it. And he's also been saying that maybe he'll get a gig somewhere near here for March 10th. Maybe I'll go to Syracuse, a Buffalo. We're there appreciating. Yeah, right. You like that, Tommy.

I'm so depressed. Oh, my Lord. This is transformative. Oh no. So don't really have to take anything down. Yes, but March the 9th we will be their live. Good have fun potato. Not showing your face. Good. good. How many dot com? It's a celebrate I'm debuting my newest John Song. I hear today. Well, I don't want to get copy written. I got copy written up by the teacher. As soon as I clear up this copyright strike I have on the Adams Family I got copy written up by the teacher. Yeah.

As soon as I clear up this copyright strike I have on the Adam's family theme song. I'm copy and hate striking you. Why but called out to the copyright office. What a moron. I'll be copy written. Cardiff does not all the Adam's family and I don't even know John. No, was that or not? I know he doesn't want to play the song obviously. It's on him. Shitting the sheets. Yeah, right. That's more I play this good nation ribbon

A copyright strike or whatever it is So that was it's interesting because it tells you he pre-watched this clip. Yes, correct He knows the song is there. Yes. He may have found it catchy. He also, That's how he knew it was boring. He also loves to say, yeah. That's true. Yeah, he already watches.

I was born at this point last time too. So bored when he called me a rapist. He also loves to say, go ahead and strike me to the shoelace network who actually does have the ability to strike him right now because he was playing video he doesn't know. and he's like, go ahead, strike me. And he's like, well, I better not play this and I want to get a copy right in the street which is a doubt.

Potato. Yeah, I know. I'm afraid of the potato but not Shuley. Okay. Yeah, it's like when you light a cigar with a dollar bill and then you put it out real quick. With a dollar bill. That's hilarious.

I bet he was you don't still take it. And then if that's really you, please text me. God. Okay, so here we go. I fun with that, Vince. Your friend's a John again. All right. Listen, I know that you're into this sort of thing, but oh boy. That's a lot. It's a lot be a John's friend. You know, especially if you could do that, Dan. Turn his back on me.

I'm so sorry John's son. Until today, it is balloon. I couldn't stand the way he was treating you any longer. Oh, I couldn't stand the way he was treating you. Oh, oh, oh, oh. stand the way he was treating you. Walk the way. Can you pause it for a second? Did you want to sit and laugh for a minute? Yeah. Should we? But for John to be calling well,

making fun of this situation, yeah, it's always done is ask people to not be friends with other people because of the people he's currently mad at right or are mad at him Yes, okay hypocrisy Oh shit Also, he's constantly playing the victim. He loves to be the victim lady came arts going after Um, and the shule network and everyone's just going after me did nothing to deserve any of this ever and then assume

It's just like yeah, I tried to deal with John. It was a huge pain in the ass. Oh, go fuck yourself. Oh, what was the topic? What? What? Oh, so I'm an asshole. He's just, it's amazing how you can go back and forth

between victim and the, you know, the goat. Yeah. The only talented one in all of the developers Say something to you. Well, let's see it's your show you dumb fuck. I think you can We know Shut up. We haven't talked to Mike. It's almost like you hear him How does how does Vinny the boy have 20,000 subscribers? I guess people like them How does Vinny the Loy have 20,000 subscribes? I guess people like them. Let's see, Patrick Lewinsky, thanks for the two bucks.

John, I am the potato, you can't talk to me. Okay, I don't know that, for I don't know who this person is. John, you gotta turn off your notifications. We're departing. We told you this four years ago. Your ex-waves lawyer keeps texting you. That's what this four fucking years ago.

You owe $30,000. You're like, oh, what if I win, if I clear $100 million, I'll give you a $5 million. We just want the $30,000 you currently owe us. I'll get punched by Sharon Stone's ass again. I'm due for another big bay. Hey. It's fucking funny. All right.

So I don't know if I'm allowed to say this Patrick. I mean, Cardiff, but apparently, Patrick Lewinsky is the name that we've come up with. Now, is it a coincidence that there's a Patrick Michael and a Matt Lewinsky that's part of the demos? I don't know. I don't know how out of this works. Cardiff, any comment on that? My lawyer has advised me to say no comment

in the allegations. False accusations. You know, I do not know if that is his name or not. But for John thinks he's being slick. Yeah. So, this guy comes in who John thinks that's Curtis real name. So now he's just like, oh, I didn't say it. Oh, I just, I put up a screen, but I didn't know it.

I didn't read it until I put it up. So I'm going to be, I don't want to know. I don't know if that's his name. I mean, I'm not a bloody asshole before. So don't know if that should just put up. I'm not only assholes before. So I mean that does check out. Yes. So I'm just saying I don't want to hear it because someone just came in there and just wrote that. So I don't know anything about any freaking Patrick Lewinsky or anything like that. Or anything else.

Anything about it. That's what the guy's name was. All right. Nothing. It's fine. It's okay. I don't want to hear it. I'm hoping I can still keep the $2.

It's a real quick. Because I know that he's been claiming that he has known this for a while. And now it's out there. So is that the name that he was given prior to this? Is anybody know that? Cardiff, come on. He's got that.

He never has advised me. I sure didn't want that guy to know this. I just wanted to be ridiculous if there was another name that he thought that he knew and now maybe he thinks it's this one. Because he still have that other one in his back pocket. I don't know. I think that he thinks that that's Curtis name. That's where I'm at.

That's right now. I don't claim to know anything. And the attorneys are watching. I don't want to hear about it later. I don't want to baby. I don't want to make an angel is that a collective soul song but I mean anyway thanks for the super chat Patrick Nolenski I appreciate that

that's amazing thanks for getting And I give you two dollars. Oh my god. This fucking guy. It's the last week, but I was going through pictures. Yeah, mostly. Boorings. Boorings. If we were to ring, if we we are to the irony of that Because John's only when he was not trying to be funny. He doesn't realize he puts out the most boring show in the history of

Podcasts I was losing my fucking shit over this. I was really pissed off and I was way more sure little freaking Winnie little baby Why cuz I tweeted out, Carl and the other four losers, and you couldn't fucking take- No, because you're a fucking pain in the ass. You texted Vinnie eight times in a row while he was on point, double point, with all the stupid things he was supposed to say to fill Elmore on your behalf. That's not Vinnie's job, retard. You're not hearing him.

He's projecting this entire episode is because of a tweet that I sent. Oh, a tweet that, oh, the whole rant he's been on about me is over a tweet. Oh, hold on a second. I want to explain that to me then, because he keeps claiming that he's out that tweet where it was Austin Point, dabble point, and he said, oh, look at its lady K with four losers or whatever. And Vinnie was one of those losers. And of course, Vinnie was helping with the show at the time.

No, no, his rant on me. When he turned on me, it was all because of a tweet. He did the show threaten to dox me now all because of one tweet that I was, I was his writer a few days ago. I was working with him. I sent one tweet and now he's on this rant about me. What's the tweet? And what did you tweet? The one where I stood with Vinnie. The one where I stood up for Vinnie. Cares.

That where any respond with the vital. Don't sit down like a fat little angel. I thought it. But that's what he's saying Vinnie's doing. But no, it's him. He's one crying over a tweet. Good boy. I was going.

Nope. Not doing it. Team around. John, W-A- A team team makes 10,000 months just from Patreon. Yeah. Okay. I don't believe it. How about that? Show me the numbers. Show me the number. Pretty easy to find. Yeah. You do know that on Patreon, you could become a member without paying. You do know that, right? You should check the Supercandy skipped, by the way. Well, it's what's the one he skipped? About $1,000 bet.

Oh, and after this, you're gonna pay the $1,000, you lost over canceling the gig. Oh, right! That's right. He did bet 1,000, he would not be the one to cancel his show. And that gentleman will be on Potato Soup Sunday night. Right. Very good potato soup on Cardiff's channel. I checked out your first episode. It's fantastic. Yeah, the Patreon amount is right above your MP3

or your book. That's it. Just like your book. It's not a tiny inflamed sign for you. Oh God, he really has something else. I don't know why he's picking this battle. He knows we do well on Patriots and the fact that he's just like, I don't know why I'm possible to tell why we'd come up with a dollar figure and he's just like, yeah, but there's could be people who are on there for free

Well, that has nothing to do with the dollar I'm going to sleep going back a little ways. I think it was him actually finding out this amount that got him involved in the first fucking place. Oh shit. You know what? I just thank you for reminding me. I think it was back then. It was $8,000 a month we were making.

He finally looked at my page and I went, what the fuck? That's when he first acknowledged our existence. Well, it wasn't the first time he acknowledged our existence. That's when he really started going after us. Well, he's like, oh, there's money to be made here. Yeah. I'm back. And now he's really not even getting close to making that. Yes. That's right. That's what he's saying. First

acknowledged to following us because he used to say, I don't watch them. I don't watch this. I don't go to the subreddit. Okay. All right, let's see where this guy is. I don't believe it. How about that? Show me the numbers. Show me the numbers. You do know that on patreon you could become a member without paying you do know that right or Are you too stupid to not know that? Now he's calling this person out without even checking You do know that you could have patrons that haven't paid a dime. Yes, you do know that I'm just saying. Seven day free trial. If you want to come out now,

what do they get for it? Pedro.com. Let's hear these podcasts. Give a seven day free trial. If you want to, if you enjoy what we do over here, you can start to pay for it. Thank you very much, John. Don't we promote that?

Lady K is renting his house for $6,000. Seems like a good amount of money to run a house for. I would think. I mean, sounds pretty good to me. All right. It's pretty steep for me and for, right? So if Lady Kay is doing that well, why is he gonna allow people to rent this house?

Shit on the walls. I mean, I could fucking be on the bed and my hemorrhage explode and a lot goes everywhere Who knows good point John that's a whole funny thing Sure John for the last time if you rent my house and I encourage you to do so You will be liable for destroying any property that you destroy in my house There's people who check this or it wasn't me

It was my hemorrhoid. Yeah, is it like when you let go of a balloon? So fucking stupid with this It's like why would you run his house out to people who could afford $6,000 a month in a private respect the property and Actually doing a nice job People who spend that kind of money on summer rental aren't there to ruin the place and if they were we would know who lost Their names on the contract that they signed so John Run my house to never the fuck you out of that. I don't think you can afford to prove me wrong Get it. So fucking

We was so open about our lives on the Stern Show I talked about my genital wards show. I talked about my genital warts. Okay. Yeah. Got other people's genital warts. Yeah. I know. This all comes all of this started because he was talking about this poor woman who's not a part

of any of this and her having an STD and he was talking about it over and over. We're going to multiple shows over multiple weeks. So finally, this woman got fed up and said, I you I never sucked your deck. He claimed that he got a blow up and said, I never sucked your dick. He claimed that he got a blowjob from where he had

to retract that statement. Let's not forget that, John. Remember, you were claiming that and then you came and it goes, oh, maybe that didn't happen. So you were claiming that, which is a scumbag thing to do and childish, to be honest. And you were telling everyone that this woman had whatever STD.

And so now finally, somebody fights back and goes, actually you're the asshole. And he's just like, all right, no one's talking about anything now. No one's allowed to talk about anything. How convenient. So what was interesting about this episode? And since he's so obsessed with how much money you're making,

I've decided to take a look at how much money he's making. Thank you. So part way through this episode, he turned the chat onto members only. Yes. And he had his largest audience of about 600, 650 people for most of the show ranting about me and Vinnie. When you turn on members only chat,

it's pretty easy to isolate. How many members are chatting? Good point. So, I have a num, I'll give you a number today, but this Sunday on Tuky Soup, I will be naming names. Potato soup. Potato soup. Tell me, listing list. Naming names. Wow. You will be shamed if you are witnessed chatting as a member in John's chat or on his Patreon, we will get to the bottom of them. But you know how many unique members he had chatting on his big show? Could I guess?

Yes, please. I'm gonna say 17. Would be my... Is it tight box? I would go lower. I'm gonna go... eight. Okay, all right. Trucker Andy.

I'll go higher and say 25. Trucker Andy. I'll go higher and say 25 Producer Chris one dollar Well, though the closest without going over Lucy tightbox with eight the number is 14 Members in John's chat last night Come on man, you're embarrassing yourself again. You got to turn off the members only because it also makes you look weak. Well, if you're going to, if you're going to call me an asshole, you're going to at least give me somebody.

He literally says that. It's like, dude, you have no dignity. He has no dignity at this point. He's like, he's winning. It's fucking insane. Speaking of no dignity, this is the craziest thing because John, he wasn't as upset about the fact that the woman said that he was forcing himself on her and exposed himself when she didn't want him to.

That John doesn't really talk about. The only thing he's concerned about is getting poop on the sheets. And so this is the way the John explains that he definitely did not. Oh, there are times, and I'm gonna be honest with you, that my hemorrhoids will bleed through my underwear and through my fucking Levi's.

Okay, that's not okay. That is okay. If they're flaring up. Don't we look stupid? Wow, John, you got us there. I feel like an idiot now. If they're flaring up don't we look stupid wow I feel like an idiot I was saying that he was shitting is the bad when he was really drug But what really is happening is that his head Royans are blowing out of his head I rest my case I know he's so smug about it dude. He's just like

Everything and that it's blood from my asshole. I might be some shit backstand. It's possible Tard to wipe Tard to wipe me out Gross to run with this guy Well apparently lots of yes a few things okay, not just shit happens Is bedding what about his he talked about his bedding, what about his mattress? You get the clip where he talked about his mattress? No.

What is that? Well, he doesn't have a sheet on his mattress. Oh, why doesn't he have a sheet on his mattress? Because he tosses in turn so much, he keeps pulling him off. So he just said, I might as well just sleep on a bare mattress. And he never gets shit stains on his mattress.

That was another thing. He's just a hemorrhoid. Yeah, it reminds me of when Hale sparks, whenever he was house to teach him how to plug an ethernet cable into his computer. And Hale goes, John, you can't bring women back to this. Bad luck. Like, he was really concerned.

Or men saw, yeah. He's like, this is disgusting. What are you doing? Just like, oh yeah, no, no, I'll get some sheets on this. I didn't mention as mattresses on the floor, right? It's no way. Yeah, half inflated. What a loser. What a fucking loser. Speaking of which, John loves to claim that I'm the one who's poor. You know, there's a lot of evidence that I'm not doing well. And so he says this. Uh, a par to be a GP 2500 members, 10,000 a month. Okay, good for them. Good for them.

Well, he's got to pay two mortgages. That's a lot of dough. It's a lot of dough. He probably didn't have FHA loan. John has to pay right and a mortgage and doesn't make nearly as much money as we do. So it sounds like it'd be more difficult for him. He's not even writing out his house that he's not living at because it's an idiot. That's what you should do if you're not living somewhere in your own property. I did not know what that FHA loan was. I had to look it up. Turn that on, I don't qualify for it. Yeah, you definitely do not. I don't want it to be a loan.

Not that bad credit, nobody needs a call for that. Don't think I know, yeah, stars, first time home buying a discount. I know. And what the John does with an FHA loan is. Dude, you were a Hollywood celebrity, you moron. You shouldn't know what that is. All right. John does a very good Vinnie polpino impression these days.

This is impressive. Do your best impression of Vinnie. Okay, I'll work on it. Here it comes. Here it comes. My best impression of Vinnie. Here we go. He made me find me.

And I was very mean. My best impression of any here we go Pretty good, so I have a suggestion You fat fuck. I'm pretty good. So I have a suggestion for two guys who don't have shows that people care about. You get Stuttering John and Chad Zuma together. John does that video impression that spot on. Chad does the curl impression and they do the creep off. I like that. Well people even know it's not impression and they do the creep off. I like people even know it's not me and Vity doing the creep off. Don't forget John wanted my spot on the creep off, not that long ago,

a week or two ago, he was asking Vity to take over my role on there. So start your own creep off with Chad. If you can keep a vet impression the whole time, and Jack and he was car on fresh, I think that's funny. Bring the stuff. I was thinking Chad and Ray did the roast battle. Okay. Watching stream sniping.

John and Chad are just about tied in their abilities. So I would like to see a battle of that. Chad yells liar and John yells boring. Yeah. That's like, you're not adding anything to this at all. Cardiff, you're gonna say, I do still own the rights to the carloff. I will I want to sell them the logo I forgot I forgot you had a show. There was only about creepy carls All right, so this is one more track I have on here like I said a short john's like went today. It's too much

But this is John sucking. He sucks at this. He loves to say that he doesn't think I'm very good at podcasting. The reason why I feel like I can play this, because I just did a solo show on Monday, and I wasn't nearly this bad. Uh, uh, John, we enjoy the show, don't ever change. uh uh

uh john we enjoy the show don't ever change uh uh uh uh yeah we'll see a funny about the show classic dude i don't know i don't know what that means

what would it find out I would pick that up I don't see what do you do to me I don't have a picture of it. I don't see any funny about the show so in other words the fact that he's playing clips of some sort of of summer to surfing in has nothing. So it's pathetic. Dude, I don't know. This. I have to. Okay. Fuck my mother. Enough.

I don't know what that means. You don't know what that means. I fucked your mom. It's actually one of my. I'm not reading that. This's in sexual intercourse. I'm not reading that. I'm not reading that. Uh. This is so funny too, because John loves when he pulls up all these super chats. He comes to go, I don't read these first.

I just pulled them up. There's evidence that he reads them first. I mean, he's obviously sitting there and reading. I'm not going to read that. Shit, he's super chat that's coming his way. Nothing funny about this. Oh, this. I a fun to restart. John, you know, more on what that means.

You don't must be a typo. You really should. God, what is the future of this Suddory, John, Karen, what's he going to do, Dex? I have no idea. I really have no, he's consistent and inconsistent all at the same time. Yes, that's true. He's consistently making he's he's consistent and inconsistent all at the same time. Yes, that's true. He's consistently making great content for us, which I do appreciate.

I never know which way he's going to go with it. I know one expected him to cancel this show this early in the game. And still always making the wrong decisions. Every single time, every single turn is wrong. But he claims that he will be doing another show soon. The comedy clubs are interested in him. So he'll be booking another show soon. So we have that to look forward to.

I didn't get to clip of the new song, did you? What's that, Cardiff? You didn't get the new song, did you? What new song? On that episode, he actually tuned... He tried to tune his guitar live on the air. Unsuccessfully. Damn it! Five years. episode he actually tuned well he too tried to tune his guitar live on the air unsuccessfully five years what's the time stamp you want me to find it while you back on something else yeah let me see let me see if I have the full video here

that I can pull up so that we can find that because that sounds amazing it sounds like it might be worth oh it's worth's worth it. Checking in on. And he had the nerve to just like open, hit every open string like he has the ear of. Oh, no, we can't do that. I got perfect pitch. He can't do that. He doesn't have any talent when it comes to music. Oh, there's the guitar. Could that be it? Oh, yeah, this might be it here. I all that will share my screen again Stuttering John There we go hold on I'm gonna tune up with them hold on. I can use this game as my tuning fork. Okay I'm gonna pause it for you, no I got it. Oh

I'm gonna have a guitar that I do He's making it more out of tune I Moon head Moon head pretty good melody so far Moon head that's the same now moon head. All right, so that's not about it. It's just the same. All right keep going Keep going. Why do you cry? The moon has... Oh, he's so bad. Why do you cry? He's a Christi?

Is it because you're a pussy? I think you should have changed chords on pussy. Face-on, we're the on where the melody went but all right What's he doing there? I mean it was either the A-battery by the A-batter, e-batter to e-batter to e-batter to e-batter to e-batter to the G-bager. Okay, that's fine. I don't know where he went after that. I'm not sure. Do you know what I'm going to... Okay.

B-B-Sharp. It's got a big fat head and a big fat fat fucking body. Look at the whole of the others guy looks right now It's got a giant head a big fat body and he's calling out Vitty Paulie. No, it's amazing With his With his baby All right committed to describing himself for you. He's blown out. He's a fan. He's got those beat. He's a beat. He's a beat. He's a beat. But the beat is... Isn't the B string?

But what is that string that's just so far off? It's so frustrating to listen to this. He has two G's. That's how it is. Yes. The potato. Oh, known as Carter electric. Is it not Patrick Lewinsky?

Oh, I thought it was. I didn't hear this yet. That's called a electric is it not Patrick Lewinsky He thinks podcast hit man he doesn't know who Matthew whiskey is so that people are just like maybe it's Matthew Lewinsky Like it already tired Oh, we know he's a coward. Won't show his face, because he's scared. You'll come to Rochester because you're scared of losing. Yes, he's scared. He's scared. He's scared. I'm not modulating.

He's scared. Thank you very much ladies and gentlemen. I appreciate that. Thank you very much. Now that's a very informative content. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

Feel free to super chat. Thank you. It was very good. Interesting composition. Thank you. Thank you. Feel free to super chat. Thank you. It was very good. Interesting composition. Thank you on the spot. Of course. You were telling me that was very good. I had no idea. Hello, Roger. It's your cousin Andy Waters. Listen to this. Oh, he's shit. All right. I don't think he's very talented when it comes to playing music. I thought of all we were thoughts on. I don't think he's very talented when it comes to playing music or that's out of the We thought Thanks, it's one day he'll find his talent. I'm just not sure when sure and where yeah, he's a late bloomer

It'll happen for him. Speaking of late bloomers, you know, it's no different than you know Police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do or a firefighter running into a burning building, it's what I do. God damn it, we're going so long today. I was supposed to do Patrick, Michael's tough today. We're not going to get to that. This is going to be quick. So Tom Myers, he is, he knows politics in a way that blows all of us away. He really understands the nuance of our political system here in this country.

If you're not from the US, there's two main parties, political parties. There's the Democrats and there's the Republicans. The Democrats just want good things to happen for everyone. And all they do is care about everyone. The Republicans are racist assholes who want everyone to suffer all the time. And if Tom heard me say that, he'd be nodding his head. Yep. This guy gets it. So based on that premise, oh, where we go, Tom. Hello. And welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. All that's happened since we've been on the air last.

Donald Trump testified in court this week in his New York civil fraud trial. The judge accused him of campaigning from the witness stand when he was supposed to be answering questions. It must have been a surreal scene. Trump campaigning in a room with no Confederate flags or Nazi insignia. Cause the Trump supporters are all racist guys. Get it? Minati's pretty good stuff. It was great.

Pretty good. All right. You didn't seem to enjoy that one. Lucy, maybe a like this one, because going into Trump supporters, that that's low hanging fruit. But who else can we go after? There were still signs of racism and white supremacy in the courtroom as the justice system. Story requires that police officers be stationed there. Oh. Haha.

Haha. Yeah. Yeah. Police officers are all racist. I got it. Unbelievable. Fucking more. It's unbelievable.

And the fact that these chuckle fox in the back are to be like, yeah, yeah, yeah, top. They're treating it like a return of jelly. Yeah. let's put that right up on the fridge. That's a joke. Very hot man. Now, people probably don't know this, but there's a guy named Mike Johnson. He is the speaker of the house. And watch out Mike Johnson because there's a bulls eye at your back. And Tom Myers is holding out a bone arrow. Mike Johnson is the new speaker of the house. If the Republicans wanted to elect someone unassuming for the office, they've managed to do it. Mike Johnson looks like the type of person who would have to show ID before he's allowed at Christmas dinner.

Dinner? This one's allowed at Christmas dinner. What does the fuck does that dinner? This was a loud request, but what is the fuck does that mean? Okay, well, let's keep going. Mike Johnson is the type of person who if he took a photo with them, then when you look at the photo, it would be difficult to tell whether it's really Mike Johnson or a cardboard cutout. What the fuck? Oh my god.

There's a lot of extra words there. And I don't get it. I mean, Mike Johnson has a half brother named Suckma, and that's the joke Tom comes up with. Wait till you hear this last, Mike Johnson joke, because why was this one wordy? This is very typical top Myers right here. How then he's speaker? This is very typical top buyers right here. How then he's speaker? He's going to have to negotiate things with the White House and with the Senate.

He's got to negotiate aid for Ukraine and Israel and keep the government from shutting down. He's so conservative. He'll be there with Biden, Schumer, Hakeem Jeffries, even Mitch McConnell. They'll be trying to find solutions to these problems. And Mike Johnson will be going now before we agree to any terms. Let's solve this pressing issue of playing video games on the Lord's Day. What? It's always he's trying to prove how smart he is. He's has a throw on so many different names and you know, issues like Israel and you cray

and Macadal's there. By like Israel and you cray and the cattle's there by like yes What's the fucking punch line? What's the joke at all? I fucking hate the political name dropping so I don't know who these people are Even if you're dead. Yeah, I promise you this is not well written jokes I know that a punchline is terrible But it's just like listening to your, the Louis Anderson does a bit about his mom telling him about his neighbors,

wife's kids and it's just like, I don't know these people. So you're saying that this is like a Gary from San Diego voice. Yeah. Yeah, Anderson. And the difference is that you should know who these people are.

With your angry participating, it's exciting. No, I know like I'm just not invited. Who the fuck is that? I don't want to know. I don't want to know. All right, the only thing that Tom Myers does is he tells some jokes that are kind of high brow. And so you have to be a mature adult to understand the joke.

The Republicans elected a speaker who is so religious that he can't even say he has a mandate because if one house Republican utters the word mandate, they'll be sent to Jesus camp. That's my favorite laugh of all the responsibly put out again. We should put that on the board. Because mandate would be like a gay guys going out together. Get it, Gardeff? Yes, yes. Pretty good stuff.

Just like when guys have sex, it's called gay sex, not just sex. Yeah. Right. This guy gets it. Yep. All right. This next choke is so long and you see where it's coming from seven football fields away. You can see where he's going.

He just will not fucking get there. He just refuses to get there in football turns. He's running east and west when he just needs to run north and south and figure it out. East and West when he just needs to run north and south and figure it out. Elections took place this week in Virginia, Kentucky, Ohio, and various municipalities across the country. Now, I should say we're recording this episode on Tuesday night before the polls close in most of these places. And the measures range from governors races to abortion measures and legalization of marijuana. Basically, while everyone else is setting their clocks back one hour, some voters are Celebrating the end of daylight savings time by setting their clocks back to the handmaidens tail.

Did anyone not know where he was going with that so many words. I know, but he always zags what do you think he's gonna zig? It's so fucking frustrating. All right, let's get off the politics, Andy. I know what you love baseball. And you know the Tommy less baseball. Townsend big baseball fan. He's like a, a announcer at some like little kid baseball field or something somewhere. So he's gonna be on top of this with some really good baseball jokes. The Texas Rangers beat the Arizona Diamondbacks four games to one to win this year's World Series. It was an historic World Series as when the matchup was set, millions of sports fans googled, who are the Texas Rangers and the Arizona Diamondbacks? Absolutely.

Imagine being a team from Texas, you win the championship, and you're still so unknown that the Dallas Cowboys are more popular. What's that even a joke? Yeah. Literally the truth. People in Dallas care more about the Cowboys than they do the baseball. Yeah. So that's how it works there.

And the only thing I care less about than politics is that I'm paying taxes baseball. That was the joke. Yeah. People had a Google, one of the Texas Rangers, a teen that's been arrested the fucking sixties by entire life. Fucking idiot.

What's those Texas Rangers you talk about? Now we're aware. We're pretty fucking familiar, idiot. All right. We'll buy the president of the United States for a while too. Yeah, I know. Yeah, George, tell me you blush and start off the first, but all right, whatever.

So getting back to politics. No. Yes. But the fun guy, the fun guy, Andy, we got to talk about Trump. We got to talk about Stormy Daniels. I guess it's very tough. Back to Trump, we got to talk about Stormy Daniels. I guess it's very tough. Back to Trump, folks, Stormy Daniels in the 80s or something.

I was still talking about this. Stormy Daniels canceled a public appearance with zero notice. Coincidentally, zero notice was her nickname for Trump's dick. Oh gosh. And that's how we end monolols. Oh, the pop back as they say. Oh, that's wrong. That'sowall to the pop back as they say. So wrong. That's always a good reaction.

Oh gosh. Zero notice would be the vagina. Yeah. It's it. He knows how sex works. I'm going to give him that one. That could be a premature ejaculation joke. Okay.

Okay. Zero notice comes like. Yeah. Come right away. That's not. That's not that's not Diagnosis, okay, no I would still notice Terrible, yeah, it's fucking terrible. Okay, one more clip any joke that a potato has to explain to me

joke What's that disrespect the potato? Okay, that's a potato is Let's not disrespect the potato. So this guy was on my Kuckabee show. Now listen to Tom try to ad lib. This is my favorite because Tom didn't write this one down and he doesn't know where he's going with this one. David, welcome back to the show. Great to be here with you. On election day. Yeah. Something, something interesting happens since you were last on the show.

Why don't you, why don't you go ahead and tell us about it? I appeared on the Mike Puckabee show. Hey, first of all, I just want to point out this is so 80s and 90s late night show. So I heard you had a vacation with your family, guys went to a rumba. I hear that right? Actually, I did, Jay. Let me tell you about it. Sorry, Jay, you heard wrong.

I'm so stupid. Why don't you, why don't you go ahead and tell us about it? I appeared on the Mike Huckabee show. I even got a cut. Wonder any of them. I get a swag bag. I get a swag bag. Yeah, but surely the stuff that's in a mic hug can be swag bag.

You know, you already have like, you know, I presume you have a Bible and, uh, well, I don't know, I don't know. I don't know. You need a Bible. Everything away. One of the things he would be in make me swag bag, top, go! Yeah, Bible Ender! Oh, it's too easy. Yeah, I get the little hanging fruit here, but you guys get it. Oh, Tommy, don't ever change, buddy.

I do appreciate his political views, I'd thanks. All right, enough fucking around. We've been here too right, enough fucking around. We've been here too long to keep fucking around. We got to bring in a review girl, Annie, we got a computer working. Hey. How's it going?

Does it look in sound okay? You look in sound fantastic. Cool, I'm disguising my life following apart pretty well. Good job. Hey, just so you know, that's the secret to life. Yeah. That's really right.

It's pretend. That's exactly always be pretend. All right. Let's play everyone's favorite game show on the internet today. It's a quick one for you today. So pay attention. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien?

Brought to you by banana bag banana bag dot or slash W ATP banana bag. It sounds like underwear, but it's not stupid. Do you know Wim Hof? They call him the husband. Yeah. No, I had him in when I show him this that you to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that. I'm not going to say that.

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No. Next. Next to a Nail. All right. What about you, Lucy? I'm also going with next to Toad Nail. Okay. And let's take it over to Ann.

I'm gonna go with B, Arm and Hammer. All right. What did I say? I said, why? I'm gonna go with B. I'm gonna go with B. Armin Hammer. All right. What did I say? I said why? I said why?

I said why? I'm gonna go with B. Armin Hammer. I'm gonna go with B. Armin Hammer. All right. What did I say? I said why? I said why? I said why? I said why.

I said why? I said why. I said why. I said why. I said why. I said why. I said why. I said why. Yeah, no, I had him in when I show him this that you just said that he is gonna be so happy Because he's fighting to a nail that he has the size Like he has all that's what they won't publish you don't need depression meds. You don't need to a nail A trailer park is a very Ricky trailer park boys like loose Understanding of what it's supposed to be like I just like heard it wrong my whole life kind of he describes the process

Good rationale. So who are the winners today? We got Lucy and TA Well done talker Andy T.A. Well done. Tucker Andy. Stringer Andy. Well done, guys. Eat any of this shit. Start in the shower and then build up.

I'm telling you I they won't publish it. Big pharma won't publish it. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the banana bag enough Enough. It's a catch. An alien. Brought to you by Subreddit Surfing Live Saturday March the 9th. Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com. Sit Eugene sit. Good dog.

I like that you still have a shock Tommy but he's like tiny and up in the corner. Yes, I have to pay homage. We gotta go to where we're going but remember where we've been. I think is the important thing here. Okay guys, what have we done today? I'll tell you exactly what we've done today. We did a competition where each of us brought a different podcast from the society and culture category. For some reason they were all like comedy shows. Yeah, we fucked that up.

But I mean, they were in the category. They were in the category. They were in the category. So people would be able to vote on who they thought brought the worst or best or, I don't know how you know that works anymore podcast for that We talked about banana bag a lot people are excited about banana bag the song parody contest We had cardiff song shoes and the sheets and then of course stupgeon's coming to town from Ben Hilton

That's another fantastic offering from Ben. Keep those coming in, please. We are going to make an album out of this, the holiday WTP album. Thank you very much for that. Stuttering John is telling Vinny he better could be. Somebody's making an album. Yes, we need to make an album. Tom Myers is explaining to us how politics works. Awesome. It's incredible. Andy and Lucy are catching an aliens. You know what that means?

It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. As I mentioned earlier, we'll be recording on Friday. I'm happy to say the return of Pat Oats on the plate. Yeah. Yeah. So Pat Oats will be on the show on Friday, and we'll be listening to this. Hello, and welcome to the Big Fat Game Podcast,

where we talk about the things that are weighing on our minds. My name is Michael Willer, I am a chaser. And today, I am a fully autumn autumn boy. It is like mid 60s every day, low 40s every night. It feels cool and crisp. I've got my sweatshirt on. Finally, because it's, you know, mid November. But we got there in the end and I am loving it.

We get to turn the heat on at night. It's so cozy. That's right. Not only is the creature the week. It's also the teaser. Or the big fat gay podcast. I'm Adam Thoreau looking forward to that. Gay chubby chasers. You're going to get to find out the answer to all of Andy's questions. Yes. Yeah. That's how we need to ask him.

I'm just like, all right, be patient. We've got there. I need to know. I will figure it out. I promise you that. Guys, we're running real light. So let's just get right to it. Do we have any reviews? Annie. I got two from November 13th.

Beautiful. The first one is from picture, exactly, losers and hacks. This podcast is nothing but losers and hacks, making fun of losers and hacks. I only listen to it because it helps me poop Okay, that sounds like a five-star review That went to five-star review. That one's very clever. If I were to read that a podcast I'd never heard of I'd be like this is

horrible. So thank you for that We have another one from Sklorg. My favorite part of this podcast is that you have way lower ratings in fewer listeners than any of the podcast you drag. Poor BB boys, it can be really hard when no one likes you frowny face. Fuck you! You know what that sounds like? That sounds like a one-star review if I had a cast. Yeah, they put their emotions in there. Yeah, I think somebody's upset that we were making fun of Christina P Possibly

All right, let's hear some voicemails Obviously we have a lot of Mexican listeners to the show They've been calling in a lot, but there's only one that I know of so far who actually lives in Mexico And he called it again who actually lives in Mexico. And he called it again. Puto is what you call gay men like send insult or still put that is what you will use like edes on a puta Moron also car you may be mad because you were like We just a female dog. It's not the same. Nothing making it says. Yes. Yeah, it is car the same. Just like in English. That's something's horror Anyways, love you bye

All right, well you fucking back. It's better get your fucking story straight cuz I'm here We have to tell Paco about this. Yeah, I've got to get Paco to chime in and actually he did chime in. Yeah, what's so car of this is Paco, you know, the triple OG original Chicano slash me, he kind of listener, you know, I just want to say much love and respect. I'm always loving your podcast and starting the game. You know what I'm saying? And I just want to say, shout out to two kids.

He kind of knows what's up at the beginning of the last livestream. He's like, yeah, don't be saying Spanish listeners. It's because, you know what? We're the bastard that's children of the Spanish. Okay, you know, we don't like that. So just keep it real and just say Mexican. Okay, you know, we don't we don't like that. So just keep it real and just say Mexican. Okay, that's it. We not like Puerto Rican's or other Latinos. So I don't

even group us for that. I know that. Alright, man. I'll see you later. I'm aware. Shout out to two. Alright, shout out to Tuki, who was showing video of his trip to Casablanita, Tuky soup this morning. And I got to see the cliff divers and Manbear Pig was posing with Tuky. That was pretty exciting. Tuky was posing with Cartman. Looks like a very good time for everyone. So I'm sure Mexicans enjoy Casablanita.

Seems like feeling like right at home, they're in Denver when they go. Well since we're talking about Mexico so much let's keep it going. Hey, I think I gave you a call and a really buttery up a little bit here. I'm listening to the new light post album of songs bigger than Curly Fry's. You know if you really want more Mexican listeners what are you gonna make the cast of Anita album in cover Marionchi music? What about third-frock Marionchi? Get that a try, vomit it out, let's do some crispness around a bit. I don't want you to get an experimental team on it. Well take care buddy. See you later. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Listen, shut up for a second. Probably not, but thank you for the uh the suggestion. Speaking of Denver, we were

we did a show about people who traveled to Denver and the uh see-word wife did not like it there. She doesn't see like she would enjoy anything, but apparently she thought that Denver was for the boys. Yo Carl, this has been, I came from Denver, I moved to Rochester, I met you all that good stuff. Yeah, buddy, I know that. I'm listening to the bedtime podcast. I swear to God, every annoying chick who is vegan will say the same thing about Denver. Oh, oh, this city of the of cities really great. We love that place Fuck Denver. Okay. I don't care. You can be as boring as you want as fun as you want

It is a shitty city got to get up in those mountains dog But there's a good podcast. Thanks for leaving out the demon guy Have a good one. Thanks, leaving out the demon guy. Have a good one. Thanks, but... Alright, thanks, Pat. Ben's a good dude. Everyone hates Hagrid for some reason. Yeah, some reason. Yeah, some reason. No one can figure it out. Just some reason. This is real mystery. It's real mystery. So we got a lot of calls for people in Denver. And someone called it and said, the Denver is for the boys because the chicks there are hot. I believe it.

It's a lot of climbing. You have to do in Denver. Hi. A good thing. Next live show is gonna be in Denver. All right. Not against it. Run rocks, selling out.

Casabonita. Casabonita. We're taking it over. That's what the show is. That'll be insane. All right. So the show that we did than I did today was this woman who went to the University of Miami. Hey Carl, it's fairy from Miami, Florida. It's scary, but I'm gay. But I'm gay Poppin ball. Oh There are a lot of game people in my area. He's here. I'm fed there. Here. Well, Paco also called back to say that he's happy we have other basketball listeners, but none of them are as cool as him

So I just want to make sure that that point was made even though we didn't Play it. So there's all the people pretending to be Gary and San Diego, but there's really only one OG. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well I got a quick question. Do you think Ann Marie recanted what she said about Stuttering John on the point, double point, show because Vinny, the lawyer, contacted her and threatened her that if she didn't take back what she said, he might sue her. I think that's the only reason she recanted. I think Vinny extort her, he twisted her arm, and that why she uh choose afraid of a lawsuit so stuttering John wins again but uh only because he's got that great lawyer vince anyway rock and roll uh

well you know what we say whenever somebody says that vince did something nefarious. Vince is great. We love Vince the lawyer. Vince the lawyer is good. Thank you, Vince the lawyer. We appreciate you. All right, this is a fun one. It's a little bit longer, but I had to play it on here because we have a birestial gay listener.

I would not have believed that, but here's the proof, and this person wants to clear something up for me, because I made a statement. We were talking about that show where they very non-shoently dropped N-bombs, and I felt like, I mean, racism is hilarious. Don't get me wrong. We could not have fun with that. But as soon as you get the N word in there, it kind of makes it like, it's not as fun anymore. Turn some people off. Yeah, yeah, it has a turn some people off.

Advertisers included just pointing that out. So here's also black people. You're right. Yeah. That's how I think. That's some. Yeah, that was that was been my good point. But apparently we're wrong about this.

Hey fuckface, this is, don't think I have a name on your thing, so just call me tunes. I am your gay by racial listener. I think I'm like one of two gay beings that listen to you, but it's fine, but never. You listen to me. Carl, I'm half black, so I'm going to talk about the fact that you have a lot of episodes when you're talking about that Some town rip off still about how like oh if you use the inner word you're directing it to all group people you're not But it I get you you do have a set of

White guilt I'm pretty sure you have very minimal black friends and you're afraid to do that and that's fine. That's not your type of comedy. You're still relatively funny at what you say. I'm not my type of comedy. Enjoy it all. But yeah, no, you're understanding of the inner word and from the comedy. And I'm not defending them because they're some talent but worse. But you're understanding of utilizing the inward in terms of retard, which part is kind of called you out on, but you kind of dance around it and a bit of a misunderstanding is correct. It's either all okay or none of it's okay.

It's the kind of the way. It should be looked at, but I get it. You want to make money, you're white, you don't have a ton looked at, but I get it. You want to make money, your white, you don't have a ton of black friends. I get it, you're good, you're good. But yeah, you sound like a serial killer, producer Chris is amazing, greenbacked crows,

Jimmy Jinkles is an angel. Don't call me barrack mother self. I will not. Don't call me. We will be happening. I just want to point out. For all the fun we could have. We had, you know, he's trying to say that if you can make fun of one,

be, and I agree with that, but there are exceptions to the rules. Like, for example, you can't draw the profit, Muhammad. You should be able to, but certain people get very upset with that. When we had the riots in Rochester, not too long, go a couple years ago. Are you drawing it? You folded the camera. When we had the riots in Rochester not too long ago, there was the woman who was beat up by those black fellas and was hospitalized, and it was speculated that she used the N word and therefore they were justified in doing that. It was just like, yeah, but she used the M word. It's like, okay, so in that case,

I guess it's not really a good word for a comedy that if you're allowed to beat people up. Women, you can beat women up outside in public, who you is anyway, just my thinking on that, but I could be wrong. What do I know? This is one of my favorite voice bells of all time. I can beat this shit.

Yeah. Oh, I love it. It's not bad. Call me back. So I'm found a phone number. They were beating that woman with a rubber chicken though. So it was pretty funny. Was it fried?

All right, that's at the point. Geno Biscotti called it to the show. Oh, what's wrong? This. Geno Biscotti called it to the show. Carl, this is Geno Biscotti, and this is my end die boy. Listen, your apple iTunes drops have been doing well. Whatever you did, it fixed the problem. I keep going to fill in the 45 second minimum, but I don't think it could take it. I'm a deal.

There is no minimum, you know, I keep telling you that you don't have to yell into the voicemail for so I'll speak into Gino. Maybe I'll see him. I'm doing another fun content house with Chrissy mayor next month. And you know, I just got the invite. So my wife can't make it. She's got things going on. So I'll be heading down there. And I let Chrissy know that's just to me, me, she goes, okay, we'll put you in the boys' bunk room. So that's terrifying. That was your mistake. Yeah, I know. I should have been like, oh, she was supposed to come. You should have said, my wife's put on weight.

I'll need the king size bed. Thank you. Yeah, that's what I should have said. But anyway, it's not be fun. They don't hang out with Gino and his daughter again. No, it's in the polka notes. Ooh. Yes, apparently where we're staying has an indoor pool,

the house that we're staying. So we'll see. We'll see what's going on. I don't know if I was just to talk about that right now. I'm telling you, I didn't say any of that. More proof that John of the shitty attorney is that he opened his his rebuttal to a rape allegation. My every day, there's more allegations against me.

Why would you fucking say that? Yeah, no shit. What a range of points. I mean, Lucy, you pointed out very well. It's like, just having that scroll going. It's like so obvious. And I've turned it in. That's how you do that.

Things will just not stop coming to light. Legal zoom. Let me go zoom only provides advice. How you interpret and use that advice is up to you. All of my victims just keep coming out of the wood. What I don't know what to do. But a guy from Portugal called in doing a centering jot impression and it's just not coherent. I don't know what he was saying.

Call back again sir. I appreciate calling it to the show. This is Jason from Michigan calling in. Hey Carl, Jason and water from Michigan. Wow. I'm just listening to that show you're reviewed about that husband and wife team that does a podcast before going to bed. Oh my God, every time that woman opened her mouth and started blabbering, my blood pressure

went up, I was full of rage, I was pissed off, my God, she's insulferable. I've never had a woman do that to me before. And I'm married to a Latina. And I've always dated a Latina woman. My God, she is horrible. Wow. Don't call me back. I think the Latina women are all wonderful people.

That's my stance on this. Those Spaniards. Yeah, all those Spaniards. All the Spanish women. They're all fantastic. They've never once taken a swing at a cop. All right, this one's coming in from Ion Force. I know Ion Force. I'm very aware of Ion Force. Hey, Carl, it's me again. And I just wanted to say in about seven weeks when you play this voicemail, I'm going to have a fucking bone to pick with you. I've been calling into the show for, I don't know, five years now. I'm no band practice guy.

I'm no Gary in San Diego. I don't have a Zany did every time. I understand you don't play it every time, but you've fucking met me before, okay? I'm a moderator on your Facebook group. Can you just get my name right? Like that's all I ask. You know? I'm a moderator on your Facebook group. Can you just get my name right? Like, that's all I ask. You know, I'm giving you all this money.

Could you just pronounce my name right? So I can have a little dopamine hit, okay? Thank you, Jesus fucking Christ. It's Ion Forrest, by the way, okay? I'm not shooly, all right? It's not Zion Forrest, all right? Never been, never will be. That's my name, okay?

Also, if you could just do me a favor, ask Lucy like how tight are we talking about with this box? Like do you think she could click a cigar or what are we talking about all right? I'm out of time. Thank you for you, bye Yes, yes, I could I don't think she thinks that I Think she knows it. She's clipping one right now Did I say Zion force did I really say that? Probably not well, I don't know what you I don Zion Force? Did I really say that? Probably not. Well, I don't know what's you. I don't think so.

I would like to imagine that you did. I will say that by the time we get to the voice bell segment, I'm a little loopy. For a while. Spend eight hours prepping. We do a three hour show. And then I'm like, hey, it's not over here. All right.

Paulie from Dirty Jersey, he likes to call in when he's not mopping the floors and sing songs for our different contests that we have. Hi, Carl. It's Paulie from Dirty Jersey. I can't mop the floors without giving you another entry for your holiday contest. All right. So here we go. This is to old little town of Bethlehem, here we go. Take it away. Take it away.

Take it away. Take it away. There's no one. There's no one. There's no one. There's no one. There's no one. There's no one.

There's no one. There's no one. There's no one. There's no one. There's no one. There's no one. And then he lived and Janine Jingles lived there too. They all must share a bed within club feet and a book. Keep these looking pretty bad. But seriously, Korn, what the fuck is up with the bill? Last second loss, really. But then I'm a fucking jet fan so I can't Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh that's got resty voice of an angel now you're right gerry and san antonio now we know that gerry and saturday a goal pays attention

to set a red dot gerry and saturday a tonio is keeping tabs on chat zoom back we appreciate that because i'm not anymore hey carl it's gerry from san anton Antonio I was just speaking with my right Rudy and she wanted to know what makes Ted Zuma a loser so he said he just lost a roast battle to raid the beetle what a loser reduce your use go fuck yourself thanks for the update I always love to hear the conversations that these married couples have about people of the dabble verse. It's always fun.

Hey, Carl, it's Crystal. You know, that guy that called a couple of episodes ago is talking about the so-called Dracula's having AIDS. It sounded like a weird question, but it got me thinking, maybe that explains how Magic Johnson has been alive for so long. He's one of those Dracula's. What's say you, Carl? Call me back. I don't know

about that. I'm not touching that one. Karen, if what do you think? My lawyer has advised me not to make any comment. Annie, you have a take on Betty Johnson me to drank with AIDS. Hello. She's muted. She's saying it's 100% true. I think it's 100% true. That explains the whole lot. Yeah, she's like, it's not just magic, John too, but also my bike, but all right, this is the last one. I forgot one more fucking thing. That fucking two keys. Oh my god. I thought I didn't like punks. I like this voice that was fucking two keys. Oh my god. I couldn't even if you bent over and let me bang them. I

once you open his mouth up and he was my fucking boner. What was it? You gave me a fucking two key. At least change his voice or something. I'm a squeezed ball when he's on the podcast. Something. All right, Carter. Could you be in charge of that? Because I'm doing aezing ball when he's on the podcast. I'm being all I'm being all squeezing. I'm on it. I'm I'm I'm I'm

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I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm I'm Oh, you know what Patrick Michael is. Oh, that's good. This has been a lot of fun. Thank you, Andy, for sapping by as always. Have a great one.

Cardiff, thank you very much for, oh, you know, we didn't do plugs yet. God dammit. Oh. I was gonna squeeze it in. I'm a bad person. Trucker Andy, Andy Q. Poplick, what's going on with all apologies podcast.

All apologies, yeah, we just did an episode about Kanye West, a lot of a what does he ever do? Apologize. Yeah, because he ever done. Yeah, he, uh, we covered the Taylor Swift VMA incident and then he went on Jay Leno and cried and it was very. That was back when he was out for a dance part.

Yeah, he felt bad for him. And then he went on a Pierce Morgan and had to apologize for the Defcon three on the Jews to eat and That was a lot of fun. Yeah, check that out. I'll apologies podcast Joe six pack very good and Since she's in studio Lucy tight box What are you up to? Let me guess you and 20 from back the movies are taking over media what? No, what?

I'm not doing anything this week. But I did do something with Hewz Entertainment. So that should be coming out relatively soon. So over on his channel. But- Oh, it's on his channel. Yeah. I'm also will be on his channel this week. I did a show with him.

Phil Elmore, now I'm doing my podcast. Yeah, I'm gonna sit with you. It was me, Phil Elmore and Joey C. I had the Hewz program and boy, with that gets silly. Well, as long as we're going to talk about Hewz, I want to throw it back over to Annie and tell Annie what a great job you guys did on the quarry. Oh, thank you very much.

I think that episode went really well. Like I said, he only accused me of being a white supremacist a couple times. Yeah. Nice. Anyone else you off to these days? Yeah, nice. Anyone else you off to these days? Next week we are doing XCOM Enemy Unknown with a listener to the show, Cycris. So look forward to that.

It's a game I haven't played a lot of, so I'm going to really lean on Dylan and the guests to do a lot of the talking. Very good. And I'm glad that you are pretending that things are going well in your life. Congratulations on that. Very good and I'm glad that you are pretending that things are going well in your life Cardiff what are you doing? I get the fuck out of your car. That's I'm still great. Oh no, no soup. Don't remember the 90s. Subreddit surfing be live nice. It's potato soup Thing now are you doing it every Sunday? Yeah, I think I am did you nail this on a time?

You got a time 30 Sunday nights. All right, very good. 9 30 Sunday nights. What I like about potato soup, I don't know if it's going to stay this way. But we're too lazy. We're not just talking about Centering John. We got a lot of things to talk about. First, because that goes, we're just talking about Centering John. If you have the people they want. There you go.

I have some guests, this Sunday people that have been wronged by Stuttering John recently by his decision. I have a lawyer coming on to see if these people have a class action possibly against John. Lots of, lots of, lots of things happen. The best. I don't know.

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I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. That was really great. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Have a good week. I don't know. I don't know. OK, bye.