Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep464 - The Big Fat Gay Podcast

Episode Date: November 19, 2023

Here’s a show that lives up to its name. You might think “big” and “fat” are redundant and yet, somehow, this show is both big and fat. Learn all about the lives of gay chubby chasers and the chubs they chase and how they justify being beyond morbidly obese. Can you base a relationship on your fetish? How would I know? The always funny Pat Oates joins us to discuss breaking your friends’ houses and how there’s no solution for places that are not fat-friendly. Also, Ray DeVito insults his guest (again), Opie comes out with the coldest take everywhere, and Patrick Michael quits again but then starts a new show! https://www.youtube.com/@PatOates Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Visit magicmind.co/watp and use promo code watp for 20% off your purchase or up to 50% off a subscription! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And there are people here watching us do this live right now. You could be one of them. Also, we encourage our listeners, go ahead and give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts or wherever you review podcasts and then show us in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called the Big Fat Gay Podcast. This was a suggestion from Adam Thoreau. We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with you.

Before I let's get into it, they show hosted by Dan Trevor, Michael, and Don. And I'm going to start off, because I think it's important to put this into context of looking at the hosts of this show. So from their website about page, you have Dan Alavario. And Dan Alavario is a chaser, a chubby chaser. And the chub that he's chasing is Trevor Kiesan, who's also on the show. Now you see what those two guys look like based on their website. But what have we found a photo from Instagram that gave us a better understanding of what we're dealing with here? Wow. Holy shit. Yeah, I mean, this is not just I thought I was a bounce house. It's not just an obese man. This is a morbidly. Wow. Wow. We were.

Oh, this changes everything I listened to. Yeah. Where do you put the over on your own this gentleman's weight in this photo? It's 500. At least it might be, it might be a fill Elmore and a half. It's a big double, that's double Elmore. That's a full Elmore. Wow. Double Elmore.

Full size Elmore. Oh, no. And then we have Michael Willer, who is a chaser, another chubby chaser. Seems like a normal size human. Oh, did I mention these two are a couple, Trevor and, yeah, and Dan are a couple, sure. And then we got Michael who's just a normal looking guy. And then we have Donald Marshall.

And if you want to see the whole gang, and not the photos they chose for their website, it would look a little something like this. Just a six of them. Holy shit. Wow. Okay. So now that we have that in perspective, this podcast really lived up to the name, the

big fat gay podcast. It's got everything. It's got it all. It's in the name anything out from the description of the show. So I'm going to start off, Adam Thoreau, who suggested the show, put together a little package for me from an episode that we didn't listen to. But I think you'll understand exactly what they're talking about because the episode we did listen to is very similar to this.

It seems like this is a big fat gay guy asking another big fat gay guy, where he avoids going because of his size. What are some places that you avoid going because you're concerned about them being able to accommodate you? And here was his answer. Please hold your questions to the end. Salon slash boss, small airports with public. Go slow, go slow. I want to read the whole list for us.

Booth and festive restaurants, amusement parks, seasonal attractions, Halloween Christmas events, public restrooms, medical facilities, especially cosmetic, heavy ones, government offices, zoos, friends houses, etc. Friends houses. Yeah. That's valid. I've had more than a few friends where like there is no chair in their house that I feel safe on.

So basically like where are you uncomfortable in your body? Everywhere. Yeah. It's really, it was the end of the day. It was the end of the day. It was the end of the day. It was the end of the day. It was the end of the day. It was the end of the day.

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You have a sliding glass front door hopefully or just cool eight man style Yeah, you want to come up stairs with me? I want to show you something. Yeah, just wait for the elevator. Oh, yeah, we don't have an elevator. All right, whatever, man, we'll hang out out here. You got a crane, right? It's a crane.

So kind of polices them. So someone in the chat over here, drunk engineer, was asking if maybe the gym is a place that they find uncomfortable, and that actually leads into the next clip here. One of the places that I've been afraid to go to recently is, and I don't think it's unique to fat people, but it is one that I've definitely had my entire life, is just places where I have public nudity, right?

Where I'm expected to be naked in front of the world. Do you mean naked or just shit off? I mean naked, right? How many places are those? naked public beaches Korean spas Lot of health clubs A lot a lot of I'd go to the gym, but man, you gotta get in the locker room. It's all fake. No one's gonna see his genitals

Korean spa on this, missed it, just too much. Just too much. Too big of a full hour. You're fat big, you go now. Yeah, what a weird list. Because even his body is just like, what do you mean places you have to be naked? What are you talking about?

Cause the society are really living it. He can be naked and be covered. Cause his guts gonna cover his dick. Right, that's the thing like when I watched my 600 pound life and they always have to have those humiliating shots of them taking showers and stuff like that They bear to have to blur nudity. It's amazing. You can just see a naked guy and it's fine. I mean, it's not fine I'm the worst. All right. There's rumors about you and Kevin Brennan now.

Watch out. So Las Vegas is also a fat, unfriendly place. And one or two of these guys live in Vegas. So what's find out why that is? Because when I think of Vegas, I think big. Everything is big, right? I can't imagine it's hard to navigate a place like Vegas. And so many buffets. Yeah, right. There's food everywhere. He is not welcome. Yeah. No, no, all he could eat. Not all you could eat. Yeah. Like lost Vegas of all places surprised

me as being fat unfriendly. And like I could find seats. No, I could find seats in everything. That wasn't an issue. But like the distance across some of these casinos, sure, but to get from here to there, there's very little. Okay, so that's a good example. So it's fat unfriendly because it's a large room.

Yeah. He doesn't mind taking up three slot machines, but but just don't ask him to go to a different one It's also messed up that he's calling himself fat. It's a different word. You know what I mean like fat people 300 pounds. It's tough, but that that's a whole different spectrum of human right as soon as Your flight costs you twice as much as everyone else You're in a different category. I would say in Finna fat in fit a fat to good word for there's actually a number of words for it That we use on this show over the years So I just thought that was hilarious because they're complaining about their friends houses because they might be too small

But then the casinos too big they have to walk all the way across. Don't they give them those little scooter things? Heck, casinos. Come on. I don't know why I'm wearing a bear, so I'll fuck you. Yeah, he's just wearing a mobo. You see the scooter,

it just be a wheel out of his ass like a heli. He's more machine now than man. He's a tank top, it's still a tank top. All right, so then they're talking about when they get a room in Vegas and they have rooms for handicapped people. And this is based on the Americans with Disability Act where the hotels have to provide this. And they for some reason complain about these rooms.

Fat and disabled are not the same thing. Yeah. Because usually we just need, you know, we need, like if we get an ADA and an accessible room, it has a lot of accommodations. And not only do we not need all of those accommodations, but some of them are actually in the way. Like we don't need a closet with a, a, a, a three foot high, a closet rack. You know, we don't need a doorbell that makes all the lights go on and off. with a four-foot high closet rack. You know, we don't need a doorbell

that makes all the lights go on and off. So they're mad at deaf people and short people. They're like, why are they fucking to come in these assholes? I've been eating nothing, but fat all my entire life, and I need things for me too. And I need more space. Okay.

Otherwise, that's something you would complain about. Yeah, I wouldn't start. Why is he traveling? I would never leave my home. I'd be space. Okay. Otherwise, that's something you would complain about. Yeah, I wouldn't start. Why is he traveling? I would never leave my home. I'd be like Walter Hudson. They'd have to rip the wall down and get me out. Right. That is an odd thing because everything's uncomfortable.

Everything you do is uncomfortable, but they want the world to change for them. We'll get into that. These are people. This is what's so annoying about this. If this guy was like, I let it get away from me. I need to change. That'd be one thing. I let it get away from me, I need to change. That'd be one thing I beg our heads socks, but I get it. But this guy is literally like, no, no, no, no.

This is my body, this is my ideal weight, and everyone should cater to me. Deal with it. Yeah, it's like, no. It's the chaser's fault. If nobody's fucking that guy, he'll lose weight, but he's getting ass. Yeah, and that's a weird thing too, because whole idea that you have these chubby chasers and there's actually a website for it that we're gonna get into called Bigger City. It's a dating site for chubby chasers, for chums and the chasers.

It's fucking not Bigger City. But it's like you your right or left. But these guys don't seem to realize is that this is a fetish and the fetish is fine. I don't care if you have a fetish or whatever you're into, but you shouldn't justify someone's gross existence because of your sexual fetish. And that's what this is turning into. It's like, well, this guy with the weird fetish wants to fuck me. So I should be 500 pounds.

It's wrong. Seems like more of a contest than a fetish. There are no winners in this contest. Who throws up first? Are you going to eat that again? All right. So this is a fun fear that they have in hotels. My greatest fear. The toilet getting ripped off the wall right. Right. So there are toilets that aren't mounted on the ground.

Yeah. Yeah. They're mounted to the wall and with a gap underneath. And why you would do that is so you can clean underneath. You never have to clean behind the toilet. Yeah. It's just one smooth surface of floor. There was a moment recently where I, I was in, it was a public restroom with a wall mounted toilet and there was like an awful chrome. Oh no. And I sat on it.

And I, but it was also, you know, the handicap, so it's kind of like bracing myself. Yeah, that sounds like a joke. I'm like, whatever, that's a joke. It's like, it's so sorry. Did you imagine you sit down the toilet to take a shit. The toilet breaks. Next thing you know, it's like your sleeping

next to John Melondas. You're covered in shit. You're on the floor in the bathroom. If you were a fucking shit, it was blood. I have blood. It wasn't embarrassing. I wasn't embarrassing myself. I know what happens to everyone. I have a blue up and what's embarrassing? What's embarrassing by so? I know what happens to everyone.

Yeah, well, Chad literally said, we got point down, we'll point today and we'll talk about it. No one's wondering, Jonathan, they show, don't worry, we're not doing a Chad segment. But he literally said that it was hereditary, his hemorrhoids. Oh, and he throws everyone to the bus. My mom has him, my system, my brother. It's like, I'm pretty sure they don't watch you talking about this.

Yeah. Just because you're not embarrassed. And you should be. I don't know if anyone in my family has hemorrhoids. We don't have that kind of conversation. Right, right. Right. Yeah.

You know, I see the preparation each of the drawer when I go for, you know, food or something. I just don't say anything. I just don't bring it up. Yeah. It's not a problem. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Let's talk about bicycles because bicycles can be tough to ride. Right. I would love to take a bicycle, but I don't trust the idea of sitting on a bicycle seat

because they look very small, and I have a lot of weight pressing down on it. True, although, you know, one of the things we do is Trevor and I travel with a portable shower wand, but it's basically, I guess, just a cheaper version of what we have at home. So when you get a handheld shower in almost any hotel, it has this daisy head, which is matte, which is big. And one of the things you want to do if you're if you're really fat is you want to be able to get the wand in your folds Because they're you could still have to lift the fold to put a big sunflower there is not exactly convenient So we travel with that and I'm I think there should be a way that you could travel with I'm in hate saying this a bicycle seat

I mean, hate saying this, a bicycle seat. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

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Yeah. For a little while. I appreciate putting in the effort. Yeah, I mean, better than not washing. All right, so what is the solution? Car wash. Because they're talking, no, no, because they're talking about all these fat, unfriendly places. We got to get a solution to those.

What is it that we're talking about? Places that we would like to go in our apprehensive about going or maybe even can't go as fat people. And what does that feel like? And how do you tackle those challenges if we can? Dan's already been talking about some. Yeah, and I'm not even sure what the solution is. Lose weight! I don even sure what the solution is. Lose weight!

I don't know what the solution is. It seems pretty obvious. No? Not that one. I don't even know what the solution is. Stop feeding him. Jesus Christ. That must cost a fortune too.

Oh, God, I can only imagine. All right, it's glandular. He doesn't eat. Oh, God, I can only imagine. All right, it's glangular. He doesn't eat. Oh, wow. There's a guy that used to be friends with my wife. He's actually pretty well known. I think he was on RuPaul's Drag Race. Oh, I know. Pretty well known around here especially. And we had, we said these New Year's Day parties over at my wife's old house. And I watched this guy sit and eat every cookie that was on the table for a five hour straight. Didn't get up to use the bathroom,

didn't do anything, but eat cookies the entire fucking time. This is not, you know, and then they could play it just like, well, I'm big-boned. Carl, come over here, I'm busy. I'm watching this. Yeah. I really wanted to fast-nated by the whole thing. It was something else. I'm busy I'm watching this That's a macadamia nut How's it gonna pass that David at obaro impression?

What's the guys name I think it's David Attenborough. Sure, David Attenborough, yeah you got it. Sorry. No, the Super Bowl man. No. As the Mahima's reaches for another cookie. Yeah. All right. So, Donald is talking about this theater he went to.

Now, we're going to the episode that Pat and I checked out. He goes to this theater and he recommends that you guys got to go about this theater he went to now where we're we're going to the episode that Pat and I checked out He goes to the theater and he recommends that you guys got to go to the theater. It's so amazing this movie theater and Of course Trevor the giant man has a question for about it You step into the space the entire theater is this 1930s art deco take on Dante's in Ferno all the way through. Oh wow amazing. It's beautiful. How is the seating? How is the seating? Because he's like in 1930s. Not a lot more for real piece of me back in the 1930s. It's kind of a new phenomenon if you think about it. You ever look at those old photos. Like I have a photo on the wall

over there. Where it's all these people wind up for a Cubs game in 1945 for the World Series. Yeah, the fettest person is under 200. Oh yeah, definitely. There are no fat people about that. It's incredible how that works. You couldn't even walk into tunnel to wriggle your feet.

Right, right. Yeah, you would look at it. It's like it's a baseball stadium. I can't get it in like no. You don't fit. It doesn't work. That's the work. All right. So, we were talking about how when you go to friends houses, it could be very uncomfortable

when you are a land well. And so they want their listeners to write in. As we mentioned last week, send us your fat friendly home tips or even just like if you don't have a tip But you have something you run into at a particular friend or family members house We can come together and figure that out That includes things that you want to do around your house to make your own living better or things you wish your friends might do when you're visiting their home Yeah, I think that really don't work Yeah, and noting like what what might make you think,

oh, I've been to that friend's house, and yeah, that doesn't, that's a scary subject. Oh, going to the bathroom, I think is probably pretty common. Yeah, that we've all had that wonderful friend who's company we enjoy and whose house were terrified of breaking. So they're terrified of breaking their friend's house.

See, this is where shame should exist in your life. That should be something that you're shameful about and you make changes based on that shame. Or writing a letter to say, hi, I'm fat and I have tips. That's also shame. Yeah, right. I picture a damn like,

he tried to check out the trophy room. You're gonna love it. Oh, there's China in here too. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna do it. It's a dick move. gonna love it. Oh, there's China in here too. All right. So then they start talking about this article they see on the Sun and the publication at the She's a picture of a school bus. He's nothing's fatty.

Okay, so they're talking about this article where people are trolling this tick-tucker, Bethy Redd, for what she's wearing. I mean, to be fair, so these are the kind of like new or booty. Yes, the bearly past there. When I turn when I open to the article, I'll admit for a split second, I'm like, why is she doing squat snake? And yeah, because they're flesh colored and her flesh, but it was like literally half a second. But she is not the first person in the world to wear, you know, ass hugging flesh toned

leggings like this is she didn't invent this by any means. Well, and she is strong and she's doing the exercises correctly. Holy crap, she's strong. Damn, what's the exercise called when you're reclined and you have to thrust your pelvis upwards? Oh, hip thrust. Okay, so I went to go check this out. Like why are they talking about this woman? I apparently she has a tick-tock thing

where she just works out in the gym and you can watch her work out this this bethy red So I found the exact video they're talking about and I thought I would share that with you It's like people wear pants that are maybe the same tone as their skin all the time I wouldn't think that'd be too big of a deal, right? And then you see this Oh, oh, shit. Oh. Oh, shit. So I'll just point out,

this is a very big girl who is doing these pelvic thrusts that we heard all about. And it looks like she is bottomless. The Duster Grids will not be getting a bone in this weekend. That's it. We get the point. She can fuck a bonus this weekend. We get the point. She can fuck a lot of weight. What's great about this Bethy Red person. So it's someone who's overweight.

On her TikTok page, it says, Welcome to my boring life, not a weight loss page. She wants to make that very clear. I know you see a gym, you're triggered, it's very traumatic. it says, welcome to my boring life, not a weight loss page. She wants to make that very clear. I know you see a gym and you're triggered. It's very traumatic. Don't worry. No one here is trying to lose weight.

That's not the point of any of this. But what happens though is when you watch these videos, the algorithm thinks, oh, you're into fitness videos. So this is very scary for Trevor. And just a trigger warning for people who may click this link and watch the video. The video that loaded immediately afterwards for my viewing at least was a weight loss video. Of course. So just know that going in and maybe click away. Oh my god, there's a weight loss. Click away, click away. Take a jump scare. Yeah.

Don't look. Jody B says, thick talk. I like that. Nice. That's where they should put them. I don't see any fat people on my take talk. No, I don't either. I just see girls with teratsum of giant tits.

Tick-tock knows my type. It's a very good algorithm. I was gonna say, yeah, it's a very good algorithm. That was amazing. Okay. So, more on this Bethy Red article, they're talking about this video. Part of her brand is this is not for weight loss. This is an exercise, this is for whatever you use exercise for, but not weight loss.

Yeah. It's not her goal. It's everything you would want in a, is fat fluencer a word? I love that the guy doesn't know what exercise is for. This is just exercise. I don't know what that does or why anyone would do it, but it's exercise.

You guys are familiar with this concept? Nope. What the fuck? Whatever you use exercise for. That's something else. All right. She might buy a mistake lose a pound though. So I should watch out.

You gotta be careful. She was doing like 40 sky fox. You could lose a lot of weight doing that. Three reps of 40 sky fox. I'm careful there. Okay. So we know that gay marriage is not legal in this country, but they want to go beyond that.

They want what they call fat liberation. Apparently the fat people are being suppressed in this country. Probably the patriarchy's involved. I don't know. I haven't had a ton of research on this yet. But let's find out how we can achieve that goal. What got us gay marriage was people coming out, people finally coming out and saying, like, well, you know me and I'm gay. And I think what this does is like fat people showing

up in ordinary or sometimes extraordinary, you know, uh, uh, uh, circumstances like winning races. People don't expect that. And I think it's sort of normalizing the fatter body, which is exactly what we need to push forward fat liberation and things like that that like you know, it's we're not that fat people aren't relegated to you know Hunger down eating ice cream in the middle of the night, which is a lot. No, that that's that's sort of the environment The people picture fat people. It's ridiculous. What's what are the environments? Doesn't have to be in the kitchen. Yeah, it doesn't have to be in the kitchen. Yeah, it's not that far-fetched, is it? There could be a freezer in the back.

They need to be liberated. Yeah. They're fat. Right. The problem is you, it's not society. And if the whole liberation movement is they want bigger seats out in their plane, we're all for that. So I'll get behind that part of that, sure.

You can have your own plane. We're all for that. So I'll get behind that part of that. Sure. You can have your own plane. Sure. And gay marriages legal because attractive gays were getting married. We're like, that's fine. Let's pictures look good. Too fat. He's, I don't care who they fuck. Just don't get married. Fat marriage illegal in Pano, it's America. Not too old. I'm voting for you. I would like to subscribe to your newsletter, Pat. Now, you don't understand these guys have suffered a lot of oppression. And it's been a tough go for them. Like, when I was a teenager, I didn't have the option to leave sports.

I don't know about you guys, but like, to leave the guy, like, you were expected. You are going to continue participating in this. You don't like that sport. You better go find another one because you have to, you know, I ended up playing volleyball on the volleyball team for two years because I felt obligated and had to weird. Yeah, that is weird. There are a lot of people in my high school who didn't play sports. A ton of them. It's not a, it's like every guy has to be a pro athlete. It's not how that works out. No, but you always, the coach always found the fat fuck and tried to make him a pulling guard. But you always tried to get that one kid. If he was that big, you would, I don't understand how he plays volleyball.

I would have picked volleyball. I don't know. Spike it. Come on. I set you up. Why are you spiking it? It's wearing the Brazilian shorts, like, no, please. His seven centimeter vertical leap watch out So yeah, I didn't understand that at all apparently he was forced to play sport It's didn't really explain who forced him or how that was pushed upon him. It was a hell's code Like he thought he was gonna die you got a sweat. Yeah, you know

It probably was Jim class because sometimes these people get these things confused Yeah, cuz yes, you do have to go to Jim class. That's not sports. Yeah, I have to play sports all through high school. I got sports third period. That's funny. And now they decide to shit on the one thing that I enjoy doing. And I don't appreciate it when people come and fuck with my rights as an American.

And there is a big difference between the female experience just in life in general. And one thing that I see all the time is, you know, men mocking the women playing the same sport that they play. Yes. And that doesn't happen the other way around. Yeah. That's very much very men looking at the women saying, look how inept you are, look how slow you are, look how terrible you look trying to do something

You can't do the whole the whole cliche of throwing like a girl running like a girl. Yeah, all of a sudden all these good jokes are coming Look how in depth you are these guys have no idea how to rag on someone oh the commentator is also suck And now we have female officials in the NFL. No, you get me started on that. Well, at least there's still a few cheerleaders left. Yeah. Thank God. All right. So let's get into the main topic of conversation.

Now we finally get to the heart of the matter. And what happened did I brought up earlier, Trevor updated his profile pick on bigger city. Bigger city is defined by them as the premier dating site and community for gay chubs, chasers and bears. Chubs and chasers and bears. Chubs and chasers. Okay. Oh, no. It's free scary. Wait, but they're not chub or bear.

There's so much bigger than a chub or a bear. Well, thank you. Because I know chubby chasers from my weird, hetero straight world. And no one's talking about fucking a 600-drill or this guy's on a man-bear pig. He's half-man, half. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man.

Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man.

Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. Half man. That's what we talk about when we think of Chubby. If she wasn't 4-11, if she was 5-6, she'd be hot. You should've dropped a little bit.

Right. So this guy changed his profile pick. This is the beginning of his big issue that he wanted to bring to the show. I got this is Trevor, the very big man. I've taken some saucy pictures lately that would be good profile pictures. So I updated it and I got an influx of messages. Dipping some of the pictures. I will say, I'm really mostly positive to, you know, neutral.

But there is one that stuck out as like, this is what's wrong with the community. I'm doing. I'm serious. OK, so this guy's like some photos to attract the chasers out there and he posted a new profile back and he started getting a bunch of messages. And there's one specifically, he was taken aback by and he wants to read it for us. Okay.

Be ready to be appalled on behalf of this poor fat man. I'm clutching pearls. All right. So I don't know. This is the tale is old this time kind of message Wow, would I love to get behind that big ass and write it and this was from a picture of a headless torso Mm-hmm, and their profile is looking for chub bottom

Discrete if you are not in California or visiting the area, do not contact me. If I don't respond, you might not be a chub. Love a big thick ass and big tits. Tired of chasers contacting me. And the straight to the point type of person, don't care for Facebookers nor do I share mine. That's not discreet. I only care to see ass pictures on here.

Okay, so the guy's on a hook-up site and a guy wants to fuck him in the ass and he's offended by that. Oh, why is that? What's the problem here? I'm confused. It's like too much nudity and porn. Right, yes.

No hookups. He wrote it in his bio. So I can't imagine that this isn't the norm on a gay dating site. They're like, hey, if you want to hook up, I'll fuck you in the ass. You're my type, whatever. Probably signs out that message a few dozen times a day and sees what happens, right? Sure. And so one of the other guys at the panel, I think, kind of brings this up.

And this is not a unique, let me underscore this letter that Trevor got. I can attest is absolutely a normal average letter to get and that photo is always the photo on the other side of that or no photo or no photo. What's it? No photo at all. Okay, right. So this is pretty normal and nothing that we should be allowed by. But our boys not going to let this go. He's very upset about it. But I think it points out the complete disequilibrium between, you know, chaser's feeling like they don't even have to try and they're entitled to get sex and that the chub is somehow required to go through all these boobs to merit, to deserve the attention of a completely ordinary guy. Well, yeah, you're the fat bitch in this scenario. What's the problem? That's how that works. I'm the thing you want. And you don't work on yourself at all. You've made it so that you're the

laziest piece of shit you do whatever the fuck you want. And then you're like, oh, and this guy thinks he's better than me. Yeah, yeah, he doesn't go around breaking furniture. Yeah, right. Yeah, it's pretty good to a friend. So he's not worried about breaking it Yeah, what kind of bed do you need to fuck on oh no bad. That's too dangerous. Yeah, these shocks and struts on that I didn't know you had a water bed. It wasn't That's me. It's Trevor. Didn't you recognize me? Some pictures of my asshole.

Maybe you recognize me if I did this. But no, this message for the guy is like, I don't want to have a conversation. I'm not looking to get married. I just want to fucking the ass if you want to do that. Let me know. This is so terrible. And thinking about the tone of that letter, right? Right from the tone.

All the way through is you are in consequential. Any desires you have in the situation doesn't matter to me. Don't ask me any questions. Don't ask me for any further information. Like I have given you this. And this is what you get. You're done You know like yeah, well, and there's a repulsive is it's even worse?

Absolutely and there's even don't to underscore that there's even a part of the ad that says It's not that I'm in the closet. It's that you're not worth it. You're reading into it. Wait you I'm so confused what the complaint is. I'm so confused about this either just ignore it and move on You're gonna get a lot of messages from weirdos. There you go. I don't think he's out of fat match.com But he's not he's on the hookup site bigger titties or whatever I mean if it's a site for gay chub's chases and bears. I'm pretty sure it's not e-harmonies. It's not the equivalent e-tarmony. E-tarmony.

All right. But no, I mean, this guy was being very rude. I can't just say, I think what you're both pointing to is, I don't care what you're after. I don't care if you're after, you know, 20 minutes of fist fucking or riding off on the sunset together. There's no reason to be disrespectful root or condescending Why he didn't even know this guy who cares

I just I just don't know why he's so mean to me. It gives a fuck Man, your fist getting dressed there But your arm all right, it seems to be the problem here boys. Well, doctor, what started that is just a little fun Can you find out what's in his ass? Yeah, it's your hand. Okay, so I thought imagine waiting in the waiting room Okay, you should just be happy if you're 500 pounds of anyone's like, hey man I just want to fuck you. Wait, you should be psyched. That was my thinking. So the other chubby guy on the show Don,

he's having a hard time on the dating scene because he's been going out with these guys from the dating sites. And these guys, he won't believe this, these gay guys, they just want to fuck. I know, it's so weird. It's very clear with some of the guys that have been going out with where they're like the personality inside my body is an obstacle that needs to be overcome in order to get at my body.

And I've been feeling at that a lot. Well, and that's what I'm saying. On the one hand, it's not personal. On the other hand, it's that's the problem. It's not personal. I didn't realize it was so complex like that. I just thought it was like easy to hook up and I was having a good time. It's like we go to a strip club and they're like, hey, eyes up here. it was so complex like that. I just thought it was like easy to hook up and I was having a good time. It's like we go to a strip club and they're like, hey, eyes up here. You want to know my real name? No.

Well, now we're right. Who is it? I take her back in the back room. Mike, do you have any foes of your kids? I can. Yes. I can't book some. You mentioned you're going to school.

What are you going for? I'm going to help you out. Let's do that. I break your work out. I'm going to school. What are you going for? I think you're going to help you out. So now Don is thinking that maybe he has an unattractive personality because he goes on these dates and they're like, all right, whatever. Can we just talk or what's going on? So he tries to put out an opportunity for the other guys to be like, no, come on, that's what he's talking about. And no one does that.

If I didn't have so many strong platonic relationships in my life, I would be starting to have lots of complexes about feeling that I have an unattractive personality. You know, that's that's the way I'm being treated by chasers. Like I feel like people think that I'm an unattractive person because of my personality Guys guys Seems like you're making a lot of progress I can't suck all the way around

I'm fed and annoying I'm fed and annoying. Yes. That's what we've been trying to tell you. All right, I just have one more clip from here because we're still talking about Don. He's going to explain to these dates he's going out on where these guys are just staring at their phone. They seem disinterested.

They're very rude. The one guy made him change where they were meeting to a place closer to his house because he couldn't be bothered with driving further to meet this guy. And then so the question is, well, what are you doing on these dates? Are you going all the way? So I'm just curious. So you had two other dates. Was there sex on those dates? Yeah. Yes. Okay. So the guy's like, yeah, I mean up in these guys, I only wanted to just

fuck the rude to meet you. Fuck, yeah. Of course course? Okay, well there you go. What do you think's gonna happen that retired? Yeah, in the comments people are putting out it puts out Yeah, five stars Oh god if that wasn't already a cringe of the week we have Bridge of the week we have and this one comes in from my buddy John Marlow who's checking out the rock bottom podcast with Ray DeVito. He writes, I had no idea Ray DeVito could outcat his prior remarks to Tracy Jane about Leo DiCaprio.

That's surprising because you're the opposite age of what he likes, but holy shit did he ever top himself last night? And he said even Tracy couldn't just laugh this one off So this is Ray. He's smooth with the the girls. You got to give him that I'm to work out the way I want to What what Jimmy go to and not you got to the name, but I got a plan of fitness well Sorry, this is snooty, but my gym in my building is two floors. It's huge. Yeah, we have rogo.

Oh, you've been made better shave, dude. You look like fuck. And out of shape is fucked. Dude, you got a gym right there. I'd be in the gym right now. Are you kidding me? Have you been doing one? Did you just tell me I look out of shape is fuck did you got a gym right there I'd be in the gym right now you kid of me every doing one did you just tell me I look out of shape is fuck yeah fuck it I feel a good I didn't know you had a two fucking story jam in your building I can't wait we just told me I

look out of shape is fuck I'm fucking with you I'm I'm choking okay good one girls love that Andrew ugly Hey I'm gonna do the 45 minutes out of here I mean it's a second opinion with less charismatic sling blade tells you you're ugly you don't need that your life and a stand-up as I say is joking I know so bad. Yeah, it's not pick up a pen

That is not great right there. It's start writing in about All right, I know what he meant though, but like the way he said it that's the problem He doesn't know how to talk right because he's saying holy shit if I had a gym in my place I'd be ripped you see about yourself. You don't say holy shit. You should look better right my place, I'd be ripped. You see, about yourself, you don't say, holy shit, you should look better. Right. Correct.

And then when she goes, wait, what did you just say? No, I said you are out of shape and you look horrible. Yeah, you probably stink. Yeah, no one's getting the joke right. No one's picking up and you're putting down. It's not working for you. All right, we're gonna take a very quick break. We'll be back right after these words.

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Woo! This is the problem with America right here. Pat, what's your take it? I'm shitting at work. I mean, if you have to, but I try not to. But I've never thought about how it's keeping the man down. Okay, good. Yes.

You should really try to evacuate your balls before you go into work. As my only point, I've been trying to make the people. If you have to, you have to. But it shouldn't be like, I don't get into work, I'll have my coffee, I'll take a ship for 20 minutes, like, you're at work, get the fucking work, asshole. So now, stick it up the fucking place. You doing? I worked at a place where a guy would take his break, when his break was done, he would

say I have to go to the bathroom now now and then shift for another 20 minutes after he was like 400 pounds We just let him do that right We thought it was the food passing through but he would get two breaks Guess that is the break shitting is the break right All right Speaking of shitting. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god.

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Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. of the company show. Yeah, of course. So, OP now all of a sudden has this new production value going into his video show. And this is a quick 42nd video. It is full of the coldest takes you have ever heard of your life. I can't believe that this is what they decided to put all of this time and effort into.

Wait, who's they? Whoever's working with OP because OP couldn't have done this himself. Okay. So you're gonna see like animation and overlays and things that are going on here. Okay. That are way above and beyond anything Ope has ever done before. And it couldn't be a worse rant to do it too.

Does anyone else remember the early days of banning smoking? You go to a restaurant and they go smoking or not smoking and I would be going. Not smoking. You're in a booth like this with the thing, right? And the next booth is right there, and someone's like, I thought I asked for not smoking.

Yeah, you're in the not smoking. Yeah, but, they're literally glowing smoke on my my tunnetart. That's the smoking section dummy. Oh, I'm sorry. There's an imaginary wall that prevents the smoke from coming over on to my booth. Thanks. Jesus, are you gonna burn that material up here?

You know how to save that for your stand, everybody? The worst thing he's talking about smoke executions. This is shit from the 80s and 90s we're talking about. Every time I have to work with a hat comic, that's a joke they really do. He literally almost did it word for word. It's that and then the airport and then my kid playing T-Ball. That's the three subjects. He just covered it. It's that and then the airport and then my kid playing T-ball. That's the three subjects

Because the smoke doesn't go all that it's a smoking section doesn't stay in that section. Yeah, no we don't all be good on What a fucking reason that boost and how big it is why are you so tiny? Cuz that's hilarious Maybe you don't get it. So OP started the brand new show. It's called Comedy Quick Hits. And what this show is, it's on its own feed, you got to subscribe to it. It's all of the stuff that OP did after OP and Anthony and after OP and Jim, the no one ever listened to and no one's ever heard. And he's pulling out these out of context, really quick conversations. And in OP's mind, if there's laughter, it was funny.

So once you hear laughing, oh, I got to pull that to be a clip for my new show. He doesn't say anything up. It just lots of play. I have to play this episode because there's only one clip from this episode. I'm going to play for you, but it goes on for over a minute. And the reason why it goes on and on is because Opia's laughing at his own joke Of course he's talking to this guy. I think I remember this episode I don't remember who the guy is, but he's got a guest on who discovered that his wife was cheating on him

With like the door cam doorbell cam or something like that All right, and so Opia has a sick one-liner. It loses their silence. All right. I'm going to take you guys. It's Opie Radio. One, two, three.

She was out working one night, and I got home out of a gig early. And our place where we lived the television, you know, somebody rings a bell downstairs, you know, to get in the building and you could turn this channel in the TV and you'd be able to see who is at the door. So I sometimes for fun would just kind of go up and down the dials just to see who's walking by the TV and I or the door and I I'm doing that and I catch her and this guy right on the thing and then the two of them just start

making out right in front of my fucking door. So how hard did you get? I would... I walked right into that one. Something called Doc? You dead man, you dead. Go check on me, he's dead. How do you want to look around? You did. My man is dead. I thought this was a quick comedy hit. I'm so funny, hold on. Yeah, There they were

That's why Karaweez was opi's best friend because Karaweez was hilarious Yo, he did man. Yo, he did What the fuck was that? Was it even funny? No, his wife was cheating on him. Why would he have a boner? And they were making out. Yeah, right. And Ford is he watching. Yeah.

I give a kiss. I'll give a kiss. He gave her a nice card for a birthday. Whoa! How hard did you get for that? They were holding hands. And you come all over the place. You must have.

She got a minute of her hair. Holy shit! All right. of her hair holy shit. All right. He finished twice that day. All right. I hope a producer put that together instead of Opie just to like troll Opie. To bear. So it works. Yeah. That was the if that was the plan.

It worked. All right. We do have a hard out today. We're moving quickly. And I've been teasing this the last couple episodes. The free water episode that Patrick Michael put together, he was ragging on Hackride, so we brought on Hackride to discuss that, but there were other things going on in that episode

that we have to address. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I don't know, I don't know. Don't tell me you I don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't tell me. Don't like my show. Don't tell me.

Don't tell me. I don't tell me. Because that's absurd. All right, Pat Oat. We've talked about Patrick Michael, Patty C. Cust-Petty Broken Skull with you before, right? Yes. Okay, good.

I thought so. So this is the guy if anyone's new to this. He's the most prolific podcast or in the history of podcasting. He's hosted more shows, more different podcasts than anyone else ever. And as soon as one becomes even remotely popular, he ditches it and moves on. But the best is that he complains that he doesn't make money.

And so this episode, he's very upset with people. He's very upset with all of these people and he's going off on dabble story. Dabble story is a guy who befriended Stuttering John, he's gone on John show a couple of times. He's the historian of the devil verse. Obviously, his name is devil, sir, he must have everything that's going on in the devil verse. And Patrick Michael thinks that he has too much time on his hands, which is rich.

You got that much time to do that much research where you can start a channel called dabble story in to do that much research where you can start a channel called dabble story in Really? Really? You ain't got nothing else going on in your fucking life and again most of these people are fucking Australian Or they're from fucking somewhere in Europe because guess what guys? We what we found out being Americans and these motherfuckers that are talking the most shit in the comments and on Twitter and on Instagram Are foreign and they don't got nothing to do okay that's just the facts dude that's the facts the ones that are talking the most

shit are the ones that ain't got nothing to do but be on the computer they don't have a choice to go outside and go to a park okay it's raining. It's gonna be a USA. USA. I don't think about the world at all. He lives in Indiana in some remote area. He's got nothing to do. And he's here blasting Australia. I said, people who live in Europe, because it's raining outside once. Yeah. Yeah.

It's for and people got nothing to do. Yeah. I would say that's classic paddy,, but I think he topped him so. You would have talked to him so without a lot of training. Wow. That's so nonsensical. Does he think that all of Europe is just England? Maybe that's where he's confusing things.

He's like, it rains a lot in Europe, right? Well, also putting this out as content, doing nothing is probably better than this. I would agree with you on that. Yes. The only worst in being a devil story and as being the guy who calls out a devil story and for being a devil story. Right.

It's the fourth full list, right? So why is Patrick? He's Patrick Michael. Patrick Michael. I'm doing this. You brought this up. Why is he doing this? He'll explain right here.

I do all this shit because I wanna. And in most cases, I don't really want to. I can give a fuck about this. Listen, I gave you a kick ass in two bubblegum, and I will do neither of those things. That's right. And I have plenty of bubblegum. I just, because I want to.

And I don't even want to. Were you fighting with? Were you going with yourself and he's losing All right, so this is where we left off with Patrick Michael because we were playing that livestream Where he's trying to play music and it was all quiet and getting suppressed or something and oh I could hear it He's like fucking I don't want to do this anymore. No one's even watching, I'm done, I'm out of here. So this is him coming back and explaining that. But I have to keep the Patreon money coming in, so I gotta keep doing it.

At least to this level. Right? I mean, the live stuff is fucking dead. It's so boring. Like, not even the people that come into the chat are interesting anymore Twitter is pretty much dead everybody so wrapped up in these other things now as soon as the new thing comes You you immediately fall to the back and I'm glad I'm glad But it also goes to show who was an actual fan

Right the all those people that came into the first fucking, you know, 25 lives that I did. Not real fans. Yeah, because you were boring. I would have kept coming back. Dick Masterson and I were in there chatting with him on one of his early lives. We were excited about it, but it doesn't do anything. It's a prep-anything. It's mostly dead air.

And that was blaming all of us for not enjoying his boring broadcast. But he's also noticing that other people are changing and doing something to get listeners and viewers. Then he goes, I want to do that. You took the time to notice it. It's fucking do it. Yeah. It's almost like people would rather spend their time watching something entertaining

and interesting. I don't think he's got that farthest. Yes. Almost every show he almost stumbles on the solution or says it out loud and then right and quickly goes, nah, it's not it. Never mind. I just don't care. I just don't care.

Yeah. All right. Now, this is some nonsense right here. And it's a little bit shameful that I don't have a larger fan base because of the, I know the things you guys are already following. You're following all this fake news bullshit you're following these Tim Dylan's you know what I mean these Nick Mullins these guys that are fucking shills but go ahead man it's all gonna come crashing down eventually and guess who's gonna

rise from the ashes this guy still zombie King forever you know what I mean he picked the two worst examples Nick moan and Tim Dylan first off both hilarious and wildly entertaining and it's either shills Oh, yeah, I think they've gone full Hollywood these two I could tell Nick moan does all he can to not be that correct He literally blew up one of the biggest patriots ever just to restart for the hell of it It's he started a new show with his goofball buddy trying to make his goofball buddy the star knowing that it'd be a hilarious experiment. And he's not trying to be rich and famous.

And Pat, I don't know what point he's trying to make. He's just like, but you guys just want to go and watch Tim Dylan with his constant flow of amazing content and Nick Moe and you don't want to pay attention to me, but you'll be back. Yeah, he says it's all gonna come crashing down. Well, when and why? I don't know, what's gonna happen. Like, at least you'll be too entertained. Well, and he will rise from the ashes.

Just. And the funny part about this is he said it was shameful. It's shameful, people aren't paying attention to him anymore or following him. We've given him so many chances to build things and he squanders it was shameful. It's shameful. People aren't paying attention to him anymore or following him We've given him so many chances to build things and he squanders it every time he had that one channel There was up to close to a thousand subs and then as soon as that happened He started up his bread scar wheat club when I messaged hackrite and said hey petty talk I'll start to shit about you. Do you want to come on the show?

He messaged me back 30 minutes later and goes, where do I fight this thing? Like no one knows where you are Patrick Michael. You keep hiding from us. You keep running away. You got to stick in the center. He's suffering John, know each other. He knows all of the stuff. Stuttering John, but they don't know.

They need to be a team. I agree. The two of them rising from the ashes, the two of them going against everyone, it would be amazing. They could both argue with themselves. Yeah. I think that would be a bad job.

That would be fine. So he does want to quit. He wants to quit doing this. But I want to quit. I really just don't want to do this shit anymore. I really, really do. Two of that'd be easy. I've had a lot of epiphanies throughout podcasting,

telling me that I should. I don't want to get too nitpicky, but a lot of epiphanies gets into epiphanies. So many epiphanies, I kind of want to know. You know what I mean? Like maybe once a decade, you're like, oh shit, now I got it. And it's guys, happen every day,

a couple of times a day for him. Haley comic comes every week for him. You know, he's like, I know there's still her clips, whatever. Hurry. You know, focus my energy somewhere else. Do this other thing, you know. And yet I still come back because there's a group of you that are necessary to hear

my voice and my thoughts. What? For whatever reason. There's a group of you that are necessary to hear my voice and my thoughts. Yeah. That's not a sound. That's not. Dude, if he's not John, I'm leaving. I'm coming back. Yeah, right.

You know what you need me. There's the same guy. He's got some threatening us. Don't threaten me with leaving again, fatty. Pictureing them teamed up is really intriguing and I think card of holds the record for longest friendship with John in the dabble verse sure not to make this about John but I think but Joey C is greatest friendship I'm sorry that was my favorite buddy movie

crash and burned when it was fun while I had to. I'm going to be out. Thanks, Jimmy. Yeah. You know what? Come to my house. I don't want to drive that far. I forgot. But I think Patty Seacup's Pukewater, whatever, would beat Cardiff's record.

So that's my point. Oh, if they be friendly, Justin? Oh, I don't know about that. He doesn't seem to keep friends with anyone. No, I'm saying he would beat Cardiff's record of three weeks. In fact, you just sent up this clip because for some reason at the end of this episode, he starts shitting on his former co-hosts. He's not naming names, but he knows exactly who he's talking about here.

If only we could say that about all my co-hosts, right? If only we could say once they stopped doing a podcast with me, they went off to do better things. I probably would quit, but that's not the case. They went off to do nothing. They went off to just post on Twitter and Instagram. That's what it's devolved to that. You guys did have a place where you could share your opinions and thoughts with an audience, with your voice, with some authenticity. Now you're just like, yeah, I lost 45 pounds and I make sweaters. Cool.

Cool. That's gonna do it for me. Thank you. I've never heard him take that angle before. Where he's like, I gave these guys a platform. I made them stars and they abandoned me. No one was listening to your show. They got bored of it and quit for very good reasons.

It's like you ruined podcasting for them. Yeah, right. It makes it sound like they couldn't do that anywhere else. No shit. I gave you a forum to share your thoughts and ideas. Yeah, yeah. That's the only place I do it. And now you're just on social media and share your thoughts and ideas. Yeah, yeah, that's the only person you have. And now you're just on social media, share your thoughts and I'll be honest.

And that forum, you're doing well, like losing weight and learning a hobby. Yeah. I was drinking, I'm making sweaters, I gotta look into this. Yeah, that sounded very, I wanna know who he's motherfucking with. Very specific.

That's very funny. All right, so Patrick Michael wants to go away, but he's making money from his Patreon. And so he's going to plug the Patreon. This is where he's making his money. Now remember, he used to do those ad reads. Oh, shit. What's the name of that platform? He was on anchor anchor. FM. Thank you. Good call. And every episode he'd started off with his anchor dot FM. Adread. It doesn't matter if you have any listeners at all, you can make Thank you, good call. And every episode, he'd start off with his anchor.fm ad read. It doesn't matter if you have any listeners at all, you can make money podcasting.

Makes no sense. Want to be rich like me? Yeah, apparently that business model didn't work out because Acres gone. So now this is all Patti has. Before I was making money through Spotify, now, the only money I get from podcasting whatsoever is Patreon. The only monetization I have for anything is Patreon. So whether it's my music, my podcasting, my true crime stuff, my ghost stories, all of that stuff is supported under the patreon.com slash pod culture link, okay? So whether you're one of these people that hates just listening to free water and the stupid shit

I talk about here, but you like the creepy story YouTube channels great job awesome whatever that is Fucking sign up for the patreon and stick around Stick around Because the takeovers begun. Oh, all right. He's doing something. Things are happening. I see it sounds like. So he's up to 24 people on his Patreon right now. I'm blocked.

I'm blocked again. I don't know why. I didn't do anything to him, but he's up to 24. That's pretty good. So that seems like his only income outside of whatever help he's getting from government agencies for that.

Are they real fans? Who do you think? Who's the 24 people that follow you that are in there to tell you stuff? Probably more than what I do. Probably more than what I don't want to get blocked by him. I don't want to out these people. No, I love the fact that he has so few people watching

and he's like, now I know there's a bunch of you who just like, oh, I do this thing. And then there's some of you just want me to do that thing. It's like, no, no, no, we love everything that you do. It's all great. And actually, I have some really good news. Can't just do ghost stories. No, you can't just do ghost stories.

We love what you do. And I do some good news because he is starting up something new. And so I'll tease that. But first, I want to fast forward to the sales pitch. So we just said, go to patreon.com slash pod culture, sign up there, you get all the content, and I always love when he explains, he tells people how to spend their money. I always think that's a good good thing to do while you're selling something. But guys, I do love the support, but support the things you love. Don't do it out of fucking irony. Hey, here's five dollars for Stuttering John because it

would be funny to give Stuttering John money to keep him going. If that's what you think, it'd be funny to give me money to keep me going. It'd be hilarious. I would laugh all the way to the bank every time. You know what I mean? So Panty is one of these guys. Right now, John, the way that John makes a living is by reading insults. He sits on his show.

I was watching him again yesterday. he gets on and he just reads people in solidarity and he goes, okay, yeah, whatever. Yeah, okay, I'll fight with him a little better, something. So I can imagine, so Patty's seeing this and he's going, guys, insult me. Give me money, insult me. That would last a half an episode

and he would read my wits. Yeah, fuck you all. Never worth it. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. John actually has a longer fuse than Patty. John knows what's going on here. He has no choice. Whereas Patty still thinks that he's an upper cover. And the haters are idiots. And don't know what they're talking about. When someone hates you, won't even pay to hate you. That's the worst. That's where he's at right now. It's like, I know you guys think I'm a loser.

I mean, why are you giving me five bucks a month? Which by the way, if you enjoy Patrick Michael, I think you should sign up for his pod culture Patreon. I'd love to see, I'd love to see him become successful. I mean, Pat, you know this. He was offered to go on the Anthony Kumia show. He's been offered to go on Dick Masterson show. We've been doing nothing but giving him opportunity. I say we is the royal. We giving him opportunities to build a bigger audience to get his name out there

and it just refuses to do it. I would love to see how we reacted to actual success. Oh, yeah, or at least for a month. Can everybody just subscribe for one month at the same time? All pull out. And just watch them feel and build up like just for Christmas season, do it big January 1st, pull all that ship back and watch it destroy. It's so mean because I can see I'm going out of buy a new car. It's got a first thing. He's got a house right next to Chad Zuma. Now we're doing it. Yeah.

Yeah. All right, so real quick, this is a clip. It's neither here nor there, just some sick burns. I don't know who he's burning with these sick burns. I don't think he knows either. But it's pretty good. I bet some of these guys wear gloves while they drive. Oh yeah.

You know, the same guy that tux is fucking shirt in. I get it, you're old. But have some goddamn style. You know what I mean? Have something worth listening to. Maybe he wants untucket the spots of the show. Maybe that's what he's going for. You wear gloves while you drive and tuck your shirt in.

Have some style. I'm burning. So the guy was gauging his head as he years. drive and tuck your shirt in. Have some style. So the guy was gauges at his ears. But where's he seeing this guy that's annoying? It was fuck you at your gloves. And you're not hanging around your crotch. Jody Beach has posted a photo of him driving with gloves on. He did that quick, too. Wow. I guess I know we saw.

Jody tucked in. Jody's not. We're talking. I'm not going to have that for sure. Jody's not. We're talking. That's not going to matter. That's for sure. OK, so this is the big announcement. He's excited. He found a subreddit.

He's super stoked about. And he's starting a YouTube channel. So I started exploring because I had already started the last house in the Woods YouTube channel. But I didn't know what I wanted to do, man. Hold on a second. I got to stop it right there. He started a last house in the Woods YouTube channel without knowing why he was starting it. What did you say? I'll ask you, Pat,

before you started YouTube channel, you already has a bunch of them. Wouldn't you know what you wanted to do with it? Well, when the idea is hot, sometimes you just jump out of here. I mean, so many people have been Googling house in the woods. I need to own this. Last house in the woods, what does that even mean? Does it mean there's no other house

that there used to be houses in the woods, but this is the only one that's still there? Does it mean you're driving through the woods as the last one you see? What the, it doesn't mean anything. The tree has grew very fast. The last house in the woods. Yeah, it sounds like another ghost story.

Maybe he's going to go story channel going. It does sound like that. But because he started before knowing what he wanted to do and that he's hearing what he wanted to do afterwards, something completely different. Because I had already started the last house in the woods YouTube channel, but I didn't know what I wanted to do, man.

It's about flipping houses. Doing anything with video also is so much extra work than simply audio. So when it comes to true crime, you also have to add in the fact that yes, the video parts are hard. And then even if you don't do the video part, you need to have references to it in your video. So say I'm talking about Maine.

I should have a photo of Maine in the video because people don't know what the fuck Maine looks like, I guess. I don't know. But it is that much more work, even if you're not showing your face. So I didn't know what to do. Confused. And I didn't... I wasn't sure what the... What kind of content to put on the channel.

Okay. So, what he describes is someone turned him out into the subreddit called slash confessions. And people go on there and they confess to things that they want to be anonymous on. And so what Patti has decided is that I can use these stories and turn them into videos. And so he explains that here. I find a story about a female, a younger female who's, you know, she's into some weird shit and her dad finds it. I actually reported, I read this story on one of the videos where a kid who had been sent to his room a lot when he was younger, used to piss and shit down the vent.

Okay, so my stories aren't just like, hey, I found a severed head, you know, it's more like, hey, this is weird. Basically what I'm doing is I'm taking these stories from these people who had the intention of no one ever hearing these stories and putting it on a grand stage. No, you have 14 subscribers to your channel. These people are posting it on a sub-reddit where people are going to see it. He goes, I'm thinking these stories, they thought no one would ever see. They thought once you wrote it out of the internet. Dabby, that's what you're doing at all. And I would watch if he had this severed head video Right, oh right. Yeah, that's what it sounds exciting. You want to talk about pissing shit down a vent. That's fun

All right, let's take a look and see where he's at with this channel because I'm excited about I know you guys are laughing Not me. I'm stoked. He used to shit and piss down the vent here's a picture of mean He's showing a picture of me in every time So last house in the woods and someone is stutately put in our chat just now that it's a combination of last house or Last house on the left Yeah, it happened in the woods. Yeah, which is just nonsense, but that's patty for you. So here he's got this channel.

Oh, someone just subscribed. He's got the 15, I'm from 14 to 15. That's what I like about it. That's great. And let's take a look at the videos he's got up here. It looks like he's following through with this. Even just a day ago, he posted a new video. Some of these are spooky.

Yeah, it's him reading. And staring like the picture of me. So cool. Well, we'll be checking out that. And we'll definitely subscribe. Ignore the fact that it says subscribe about there that I haven't subscribed yet. But we definitely will. Even the picture of the house sucks

It doesn't wait in the woods at all. It's not so it's a suburb. It's not selling me So I sell you at all all right So we do it a special Friday show. We're doing point dabble point live today at four o'clock So we're gonna wrap things up here But first I want to talk about what we accomplished today a lot We found out about these gay chubby chasers a category. I was not aware of and gay people do everything to the extreme So it can't just be a guy who could lose 20 no It's got to be the biggest fat person you've ever seen a guy who if you tried to fuck him in the ass

You'd never actually get to his asshole Which actually I guess it's not gay that right I Was trying to be gay I ended up just hogging him from behind He need a high look anyway, so it was fine. We talked about rock bottom with Ray DeVito talking about his guests being out of shape. OBS, some really hot takes on smoking sections in restaurants. Really good stuff.

I also had a package, maybe I'll play it later, that time's kind of past a little bit. He put up five videos about Bill Burr, because the stupid quick video where his wife was flicking off Trump, which got way more publicity that it should have. But OPC's is this, puts together this stupid take on Bill Burr in terms of the five different videos on this channel.

He's so ridiculous. Patty Seacups is going to return out of the ashes. He's the saver we don't deserve, but we all need. So looking forward to that. See what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The team is going to be the next episode of WATP. This is the part of the show where we tease what we'll be doing on the next episode of W-A-T-P.

And this past Wednesday, I was experimenting, we tried something different. We've been having Lucy type box and Andy Q public over on Wednesdays to record. And I thought, why not have a little competition? We'll pick a podcast category. They can find the worst podcast, a lot of people vote. Lucy complained about it endlessly. Every chance she got, she complained about this assignment.

And I thought, well maybe I shouldn't do that again. But she fucking got 50% of the vote on Patreon, almost 50% right on Twitter. So she won by a landslide. Lucy Typebox won the competition. So for that reason Fuck you Lucy type I for doing it again the category is TV and film Find the worst TV and film podcasts bring that presented a lot of people vote

I think the problem is both Andy and I found shows that we found kind of entertaining Yeah, we were actually like kind of enthralled and laughing a lot with them if you guys are like I'm not going to win with this. This is where it's huge tips. I'm going to be a sign with David. But Lucy did not look at the assignment. She found a good one. So good job on that.

That's what we'll be doing next time. Pat, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show today on a Friday afternoon. You're the bus. You guys are having me. It's always fun. So. Yes, for sure. We, have you back again? If you can come back again, people should check out your podcast, POS, Pat O'Chill.

And Jody B, you won't stop messaging. It was on my last episode. So go check them out. I caught some of that. That was cool. I'll definitely check that out. And then your YouTube channel is at Pat Oats. And that's nice and simple.

Yes. At the end. I'm changing the last pat Oats in the woods. It'll be there soon, but for now, it's just pat Oats. And that's nice and simple. Yes. I'm changing the last pat Oats in the woods. It'll be there soon, but for now, it's just pat Oats. Yeah, Pat's got too many subscribers. He's got to move on to a different channel now. But people should definitely check that out and give you a sub. It doesn't cost you anything, and it means a lot for our buddy Pat who always brings it.

Appreciate it, guys. Thank you. Dude, thank you so much. I'm going to play Voice Bowls. I'll let you skidaddle. All right, guys. See you later. Thank you. Dude, thank you so much. I'm going to play voice mouse. I'll let you skidaddle. All right, guys. See you later. Thank you, buddy. Oh, he's great to talk to pet oats.

All right, let's get through some voice mails. Like I said, we got to hop off a little bit early today. But we got some interesting things coming in. For example, one of the Sellering John's students reached out. It's about time. Hi, this message is for Carla Sheberger. My name is Natty, and I am still a senior at Kanoga Park High School. You see, I was supposed to graduate in May, but my grades are still pending from

Stuttering John's Advanced Algebra class. I understand that you two might have some connection. Just wanted to see if you spotted him at the bar in Florida. Could you see if he can submit my final grade? Maybe my exam is under his kitty litter box. I'd super chat him, but he blocked me. He's supposed to. Well, we'll do what we can for you.

It's probably next to his men's membership card is SAG after a membership card. He's always looking around the floor for it. It's our honor somewhere. Yeah. That's a good one. All right My my brothers the Germans are not happy with me lately They all called in one of them dead representing the entire country, okay, and the whole the whole nation and nationality

Follow call this is your German fan. I am not happy about the amount of Mexican friends that you seem to have. I think you are forgetting about your fatherland. This must be collected. On the other hand, I quite like this Lucy type box. She is quite a charming mention. So for the time being, I thought pardon you. See you at the meeting.

Cheers. Sorry about that. I mean to let you down. Gary is San Diego calling into the show. He's got an update. Hey, Carl. Gary and San Diego. Well, I don't know if you heard John's Wednesday show, but he up to threat level again.

He says, if he ever runs into you in Florida in a restaurant, finish your meal, don't look at him because he's just saying who knows what's going to happen and don't offer to buy him a drink because he's going to turn it down. Now that's the one line that he really said because if you do offer him a drink, eat except it and want to shake your hand. Oh yeah, you just heard my analysis, so send me a super chat. Once the chance, chances of you sending him some super chat money. Anyway, watch it back. If you ever see him, I swear, you swear to put a knife in your back rock and roll up what you think about that

so do you want to get it to the ago she's the reason hey carl this is mad from grandrath that's michigan uh... i've been listening to show for a while now uh... i only listen to the podcast at work and just recently i decided to actually watch Stuttering John and Oh my god, I get it. He's so fucking disgusting. He's fat fucking face and His stupid fucking New York accent. Ugh

Anyways Vinny fat and go On. Go Lions, my new team. Yeah, John is very repulsive. He looks more like a potato than Curtis. Yeah, I know, and he likes to make fun of Vinny. He's calling him Moon Hat or something now. The shape of John's hat is not normal at all. It's very bizarre what's happy to him, because it looks like his jawels and his cheeks

are growing out, his ears are growing in So he's got this weird It's almost like a figure eight. Yeah, so you some fan art. I think it's from ghost where they're making the Pottery and pottery wheel and but it's John's face on the wheel That's what it is fucking head looks like and he's low res. If he does ever get a new computer, which every fucking show, every time his computer shits the bed halfway through or at some point, and he goes, oh, I gotta bring this to the shop.

No, just get a new computer, John. It's open up on the hydraulics. No, it's old. You gotta get a new computer. And you gotta invest the money with Streamy or get to pay extra money to get 1080p. For a long time, I didn't do that. So I finally did get the 1080p.

Johnny look like shit. It's terrible. All right. Someone heard something I said and it was going to be a little props here. Carl things and his family's from Argentina was probably the funniest part of this last episode. And it just went by on notice. And I just feel like I had to call it out.

Thank you very much. I thought that was also fun. Cause my family's not seas. Get it? God damn it. See this is what when you're with Lucy tight box and trucker Andy, you gotta explain everything to them. You don't know fucking history explaining it does not make it any fun. Holy shit. He does it fored tips. What a fat what the you get over here motherfucker. There's no frosted tips. What the fuck with that? I don't like that where we're going around. When John was calling me gay I'm like

okay whatever but frosted tips. That's fine. I am like get over here you I'm gonna take a take a fight Come on quit it I wish I wish you were still doing the deep fake the deep fake me Just me tickling sonnering Jack You're gonna make me shit. All right, I got real controversial on the last episode. And so we got some calls on this. Flower versus corn tortillas. Oh boy. I know.

This is a big debate. It is funny how we're making funny. These guys are talking about tacos. The air joke turned into talking about tacos. It's an interesting subject, I guess. I saw a subreddit. I think it was there. I don't know., I guess. I saw how subreddit. I think it was there.

I don't know. One of the channels I was looking for comments on. People are talking about which way they fucking pointed their head. I didn't know, and it gets an isn't a big thing. All right. I never thought about it. Fair enough. Hey, you're the city you fucking people talking about.

How do you talk those fucking this? Anyway, I'm making it. You're the city you fucking people talking about how to eat tacos. Fuck is this. Anyway, I'm making it and I'm trying to follow. Stop hating my flower tortillas. Okay, you just haven't been to a good place in Mexico where the flower tortillas are fucking eat a fucking flower tortillas taco, bro. From Northern Mexico, go to Rocky Point and just shit hole. Go over there and I have to go back to you. I'm not talking about the I'm talking about the I'm talking about the I'm talking about the I'm talking about the I'm talking about the I'm talking about the I'm talking about the I'm talking about the I'm talking about the I'm talking about the

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Make tacos impressive shit like Live head is right here. What is importantly? You do coke from the left nostril, it's right nostril. That's more important. All right, please. Sometimes you got to switch it up. Yeah.

All right, so we just heard from a Mexican listener that Flower Tortillas are superior to corn tortillas, and so normally I would say, you know it's better than I do, but then I get this call. This is good stuff man. I appreciate you man. I fucking So go with the call man. I still a wiggle time. Why call me when the tea pot is finally ready. Why is that the time? What the fuck was that noise going out of the back? It's oops. I still think I'm right. Go figure. This is a fun voicemail. Hey, go figure. This is a this is a fun boys, Mal.

Carl calling in with some bad news. I didn't want to be the one to tell you this, but someone has to. You have ass aids and it's incurable. Don't call me back. I didn't shit myself. My ass aids exploded. Don't call me back. I didn't shit myself. My ass. It's exploded. That's it. It's in the curable. That sucks. That was actually Dr. Steve.

Well, he broke it to you nicely. Yeah, he's good. That's a matter. All right. Last one. Gary and San Diego again. Hey, Carl. Gary and San Diego. Well, I'm in another quandary and I need some advice, expert advice actually, and you're the man to give it to me. Yeah. Uh, lately, John's been talking about his exploding bleeding hemorrhoids. Yeah.

And I'm wondering, do you think that's going to endear him to Hollywood casting agents or comedy club owners? No. That's going to get him a lot of gigs. All that discussion about bleeding hemorrhoids. Anyway, get back with me. I look forward to your answer. Rock and Rolla. No, a lot of Hollywood is networking and lunches and dinners and golf courses and no one wants to hang out with someone with bleeding hemorrhoids coming out of their ass and actually seeping through their jeans through their Levi's which is difficult to achieve.

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