Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep466 - Shut Up Cincinnati

Episode Date: November 26, 2023

This week we're reviewing a show with super edgy guy talk! From the transfer portal in college football to Amazon Fresh promo codes, these guys are just like hanging out with your group of friends. Assuming, of course, that your friends are all losers, completely unfunny, and the most annoying people on the planet. Doug from Who's Right is responsible for all of this so send the hate mail his way! Earl David Reed makes his WATP debut and was not happy about having to listen to Shut Up Cincinnati. The homework assignment is always the worst part of the show. After that we have some additional entries into the holiday song parody contest, Patrick Michael explains why he calls me Roy, and Stuttering John spends his Thanksgiving yelling at Hal Sparks and threatening to go after my family. Happy Holidays John! https://www.instagram.com/earldavidreed1/ https://whosrightpodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

It's fall and you can get anything you need with Uber Eats. Well, almost, almost anything. So no, you can't get a maple tree on Uber Eats, but maple syrup and maple lattes. Yes, we can deliver that. Uber Eats. Get almost, almost anything. Order now.

Product availability may vary by region. See you after details. Is it secure? Are you sure? Are you sure you're sure? Get answers you can trust from Salesforce at AskMoreVi.com In beautiful sunny downtown Rochester 8th Episode 4 66 Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy

You know what I miss being What are you talking about? What a dick I'm the one who should apologize By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. Oh! Cuzz.

Cuzz a row. Cuzz a row. Slapperoonie. It's show time. W-A-T-P! W-A-P! How long will it take to come to Ruse? Welcome to another episode of Ruraly's Podcast. The only show that's extremely grateful for Alkalism. I'm your host, Carl, with me today, a man who looks like he can murder me with his hands. It's Earl David Reed.

I'm not this time. I got the three names for it, but I won't murder you. Well, I promise you. I promise you. Also, a man who looks like he can murder a cheeseburger from who's right. It's Doug. What's happening, Doug? Fuck you.

He's gonna wear these Doc counting. He'll be able to dress voice, but I'm going to link to the sub right at like to our Discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel and that lead to Patreon and supercast featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. And you can watch the show live unadded during the show or anytime they're after, but not before we encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review and apple podcast and then show all of us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called, Shut Up, Cincinnati.

I don't know how Doug found this show. Nobody else has. I have a lot of questions for you. I have this show hosted by Chris Tees and Jason Bauman. Yeah, when Earl, so I just met Earl five minutes before that started. And the first thing he said to me was, Carl, this wasn't an assignment to do this show.

I'd punch you in the face. This was, this was, I thought you were testing me. I thought you were like, we got better shows. But you're gonna test me with this thing. I got, when I listened to this, I initially was like, okay, this is going to be bad. And only because when they came out, they just were, were bitching and moaning. I've never heard, thank you very much. That was my white hand that came into the frame like that, all that, the bitching and moaning. I've never heard, thank you very much. That was my white hand that came into the frame like, that all that, the bitching and vetching that they do about things like,

oh well, a black Friday. I hate to go to black Friday, you know, and I'm going, well, who doesn't, you know, I mean, it's like, well, okay, very good point. I'm going to start off with a clip how the show started the most recent episode. And they try to be like really badass. Yeah.

And they want to talk about all this crazy stuff. It reminds me of people who like, you know, that guy talk format on the radio and they're trying to emulate that. Right. Yeah. They try to be those guys that hear on the radio and talking about all this crazy cool guy stuff. But then they get into like fucking grocery shopping.

Well, it's rough because that whole tough guy out of the box thing has been done. You really can't do that anymore. Yeah, it's played out. It's so far off. Maybe someone could do it, but not these two guys. No, you're right. You're right.

Let me start off. We're off to a bad start on the show. Shut up. Cincinnati. We're back for all you video listeners. We are back for all you, I fucked that up already listeners video listeners video viewers video viewers viewers we can just get with viewers We don't want the videos in in there. No Welcome to the show guys. We already started the show, but the producer forgot to hit record on the video button

So yeah now we're back for all you audio cuts that just listen to our show because you don't want to look at these pretty fucking faces I think that whatever I don't care what just happened get your shit together and figure it out I like the fact that when they they come out and they're like, okay, we're gonna let you know that we don't believe That we're good looking okay, we know we're ugly, but we believe we're, it's just weird. I mean, and especially like when you, when we go down further, you'll be able to see some of the things they talk about that. Well, I mean, we put this clip in the head over to Doug

because I'm interested in what he picked up on. But this actually plays perfectly to what you were talking about, Earl, with these rants that they have that are ridiculous. It's almost, you won't know this, but it's almost Thanksgiving. I'm know this, but it's almost Thanksgiving. I'm cooking something, but I don't know what, but let me tell you what pisses me off about Thanksgiving.

I went online to do my shopping. Everything's out of stock. Okay. Everything's out of stock. I go in there, there's 10 million of them. Okay. But when I'm doing the delivery, now I bring that to out of stock. But no, it's 10 million of them. Okay. But I'm doing the delivery. Now I can't bring that to you. That was stock. But no, it's not out of stock. I just ate pallets of

fucking cancorn. Don't tell me it's out of stock. I get your feed, dude. You know what grinds my gears? And another fucking thing. See that guy just answered, he just answered him. So now you think they would move on to something else. Right. But no. Well, that's how they start the show. Yeah. Where he's bitching about things being out of stock or whatever and the guy's like, okay. So you had a drive to the store and get it?

What are we doing right here? Here's another violation that's cropped up over the years that grinds my gears. You got a vape right before you talk. Yes. Right before you're supposed to respond to someone, you're like, yeah, yeah, I totally agree with that. They're so laid back.

Yeah. We do it a show. I can even tell. Just so comfortable here. All right, Edgy. Doug, why did you pick up on, and how did you find this show? Yeah, really.

So first off, I'm glad Chris brought that up because I wanted to make sure that everybody knew that when I'm playing my clips, it's not me vaping while they're playing. Second thing is I put a note out on Twitter, seen if anybody had any ideas for a show for me to bring, and Mooney sent this to me. Fuck you, Mooney.

Oh. We gotta meet Mooney. We owe him. Yeah, Mooney, we got a problem. All right, what do you got, Doug? Where do you want to start? Okay, so the first thing I want to bring is that it wasn't grocery shopping.

It was a conversation about water, bottled water. So I spent, I'm gonna say it was a solid eight minute conversation about bottled water, and I knew I wanted to bring the conversation to the show. I just didn't know how to do it. So I started making a clip that was speeding up every time they said water. Okay. And it still went for two minutes. I'm going to play it just because I put the work in, but I'm going to, I'm not going to play

the whole two minutes. Before you hit that, to go on to it too long and knowing. I'm sorry. Go ahead. Anyways, water. So this is definitely the bottom. That's the lowest tier of water. The sign is, but you have to switch between two. I will go with that. If you're going to switch to any water, what are you doing?

Of course, of course, it's not mine. I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I go, I and on. So then I took the entire conversation, cut it in half and then took that and cut big chunks of it out, which I'm going to play now. Okay. Anyways, water. So the sunny is definitely the bottom of the barrel. As far as I'm concerned, aquafina is definitely the bottom. That's the, if you're given choice of any water, what do you pick? Core. I love the bottle size. I love the way the lid is and I love the giant now. Okay, I'm not planning anymore.

It goes up for another one. Very much, I appreciate it. Oh my goodness, that piggy about frigging water. And I could even, I could even tell you the different names of bottle water quite frankly. No, because it gives a shit. No Cares I think after wet. I think I'm done. Yeah Is it clear good whenever you ever had a water? It's like oh my god. I need my

Feet even if I had I wouldn't bring it up right now Thank you because we're doing a show No, man, but my water rants So I got a clip it me, it summarizes the show. I think of the two Jason is the funnier and Chris is the liar. And the way that I have this labeled is Jason searches for something to talk about and Chris searches for something to lie about. Okay. If given the choice, now let's talk water real quick. His water is supposed to, when you open it, no. Why, why did you get that?

Because it was the only one they had. The only bottle. The only bottle. They had this or aquafina aquafina's awful too. Yeah, they had both of those. I will ignore these anytime I can, but it's literally the only two bottles of water. They had it unless I wanted to buy the big one. That's the only bottle of water they had other than these 18 other fucking brands.

Oh, yeah, you know what he's going to get to water. You know, he's definitely looked for content because most people would just grab the water and just kind of move on. But he's saying they're going, well, this could be pretty interesting. They're different names of water. He's got a little note had that he carries with them. I'm gonna make the water bit. I can't forget that.

I mentioned to these guys, I was at a family function this morning. And none of the conversations were this boring. And this is at a family function, but to weirdos, what the hamburger's hanging out. And none of it was this bad. So they talk about things I actually do care about, like football and they even make that boring. But before I get into spicy football talk, they have this segment

called asshole of the week. There's a lot of segments on the shelf. Yeah. Yeah. They're going for it. Anyway, they fuck you. And now we'll do that later. I am. Let's do the asshole though, because I've got one. It's really great on my fucking mind. Asshole. I'm fucking why would you work? Why would you work? Asshole of the week. Why would you work? You know what I mean? So it should be playing music right now.

Yeah. It's fun that Jason has whatever he has to do to change the segments. It's out of his reach. Yeah. I don't know why. You just fucking move it closer to you. I'm fucking old sucks. Asshole of the week.

Asshole of the week. you As whole of the week My asshole the week is a buddy of ours Brandon. All right Brandon's my asshole the Okay, let me explain. Let me just explain. Please don't so they bring in asshole the week as a guy no one knows right and the reason why is an asshole is because he's an Eagles fan. Yeah Okay, whatever. He posted on social media, fly Eagles fly, gives a fuck. Yeah. Why would anyone care about that? No one knows who Brandon is.

So then Jason brings in his asshole of the week. My asshole of the week's Christie's, I was all excited the other day. That's just me and the guys and he's like, Hey guys, Amazon French has 50% off every hundred dollars So it's like oh fuck yeah, so I'm gonna Amazon fresh and it's not easy to shop on Amazon fresh Especially when you're doing a full grocery list, but I'm thinking alright. I'm gonna spend three hundred fifty four hundred dollars I get half off two hundred bucks boom. Yeah big fucking deal big fucking deal

So I look through when I you know again me and my wife it takes about a forever To get everything done we get about two hundred and something dollars in the cart So I look through and I, you know, again, me and my wife, it takes about a forever to get everything done. We get about $200 and something dollars in the cart. I got to put his little code in. He said $50 off. Now I enjoy $50 off. It's not pretty sweet. Two things here. First of all, you know, he could he just went like, well, I read it, I read it wrong. Yeah. Okay. Let me just move on. Second of all, he doesn't look like he's missing any kind of meals. No, it could be $50 added on and he'd still get the meals. I couldn't figure out if these guys are poor or not.

I do have a clip that I'll tease that's coming up later that tells me that they're anything else. Okay. What you're taking? Coming up right now. Both of them are Uber drivers. I know that. No shame in that.

All right. All right. So we just got a taste of the spicy grocery shopping talk that they get so real. And yes, it's great because it's in between. So Chris T's talks about this girl coming over and licking his asshole. And then they talk about grocery shopping and then they talk about quarterbacks. It's all over the place, but this is just really boring. That's not 50% off, and then I go back and read it all,

and like, $50 off, all right? And at that point, like you said, I could have canceled and tried to put everything back in and minimize that to $100, so I maximized the deal, maximized. You know, either way, some of the shit there was more expensive than what I paid for at Kurgere. Yeah, I mean, not much. It was comparable, but for one thing, I'm a generic guy, typically at Kurgers. Now I'm getting name brand peanut butter, you know, she's like that.

So that's a couple dollars here and there. What? This is the fucking disclaimer that they have at the beginning of the show. The holy podcast intended for all assholes. Don't be a pussy. It's rated acts all the shit. So I'm thinking like, okay, it's gonna be, I don't know, a guy talk, maybe hardcore stuff. Immediately, he's like, let's normally, I don't buy actual peanut butter with a brand name on it. I'm more of a generic peanut butter guy.

Well, then the thing too is like, he's sitting there and he's talking about how he didn't understand this and how he didn't do this and then he says his friends the asshole. Right, yeah. Good points. It's like if I said Carl, you know, your car is parked in the driveway and your car is not in the driveway and it's out on the street.

You don't come up with this whole story about what that girls and asshole. I sat and went out there. It wasn't in the driveway. There's all the street. It figured out for yourself. It's not that difficult. It's like, what am I missing? Is there something good going out on the street. It figured out for yourself. It's not that difficult. Like, what am I missing? Is there something good going on in the show? No, but I went into this thinking

that I was going to enjoy it based on the episode or the podcast description. Yeah. Did you read that? No, please read it to me. Okay. A podcast that delves in the depravity with such an utter delight and curiosity. Take a weekly trip into the gutter with a couple of chuckleheads and you'll be rewarded with giggles. Now, sounds like it, who's right to be honest with you? Oh no. I'm going to play a clip from WATP Episode 86. Okay. Today we'll be reviewing a podcast called Who's Right?

Joe and I have both listened to the show separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So let's get into it. Joe, today it's the bag slappers versus the chuckle heads. This is chuckle heads, that's the... That's their self-description. And I would say it's pretty accurate. Yeah, yeah.

These guys, they're a couple chuckle heads, all right. So I thought this was gonna be right in my fucking wheelhouse, man. I should teabop, baby. Do a crossover show. I don't have enough bottled water or grocery shopping experience to have an entire episode about it. I can't believe how much water talked there was. I didn't hear that episode.

That's insane. Yeah, they're all over the place. And they even had discussion about, I guess, two characters that I guess if you're just tuning into this show, you don't know who they are, but they keep challenging each other. And I, one of the outcomes is some guy has to get an orange spray tan, which is like, okay, you know, they keep talking about what, what kind of challenge can we have them do? Let's, let's shock them.

Let's shock them over and over again. So it hurts like, where are you guys? Vinnie Paul, you know, you know, you just want to put up your friends. It's not cool. Clearly. Oh, not cool. Clearly. Not cool at all. So in my episode, there was a lot of conversation from Chris. He is apparently a bull to a couple couples.

Yes. And he makes sure to try to crowbar it into every fucking conversation. Yeah, I heard that. I'm not the answer. I listen to two where apparently he's supposed to finish on the guy and he's where I know it's a thing.

There's a lot of there's a lot of men on man action will say and challenges of if what would you do if one's a woman and one's a man sort of a thing which I found very disturbing. Yeah, the hypotheticals, I'll get into some of those examples, but go ahead, Doug. Well, first let's just say we're only going to be here for maybe an hour or so tight show. We're going to get in, get out, treat it just like we treat it your mom. You son of a bitch, change to seat. She's dirty slut. We're going to get in and out just like Harry guy. Yeah, just like Harry guy, but not leave a cream pie behind.

No, not my thing. So apparently Harry guy is somebody that he was involved in the relationship with or whatever, but he keeps coming up over and over and any couple that he fucks around with, he's got some kind of super clever nickname for the guy. And that's, it's non-stop. I just have to clarify something. There's two different types of three sums. There's the good kind to the bad guy. I keep subscribing the bad kind. I think that's all the devil's three. It's not great. It's an ideal, I guess. That's what you could say. So, okay, you know, there's a lot of conversation on WATP about the improper

use of the word, cock. Right? Yes. Correct. ATP about the improper use of the word cuck. Right. Yes, correct. Here's an example of I don't believe that he's using the word right. Okay. You mentioned that you filmed the cuck. Yeah. Uh, having sex. That's that's not how that works. No, no, no, no, no, no, in the cuck, the guy that's why dogs don't fuck right Well that'll be a way for me to remember forever now It's a cuckold Jesus so I got to play for you the part that really bothered me because they're trying to be interesting They're trying so hard to be interesting. So they have this segment called Name Your Price.

And the name your price segment is where they put out a hypothetical and you go, how much money would you need to be paid to do this thing? And it's this ridiculous thing. It doesn't make any fucking sense. And frankly, it's a little bit embarrassing that they would even put a price on this. My question is, how would name your price for your wife to get your dick rock hard, okay? And then you'd put it in this cage of a snake

and get a bit on the pecker by a fucking, let's say a mean snake, but not poisonous. A mean snake. I don't know, with big teeth, a boa constrict. A mean snake. There's a hungry boa in there and they put a little fucking set of mouse. No, they try to choke you.

Yes. This is so childish. How much to have a snake but your boner? Go. Well first of all, they're, they're, look, I don't need money that bad. Okay, I don't understand, if you're looking at it, I don't understand people going, well, what would you do?

There's just some things where you can't do that with. That's one of them, right? Okay, so I don't understand what this guy is. I can't remember what his decision was. Oh, I'll give it to you. I got it right here. You've taken a bite on the dick from a fucking mean pissed off snake before they put him in there They're gonna like shake up the bag and get him all mad and fucking dump him in there five talks to five grand five grand

I would close my eyes. I mean like I just Like Bite your boner, you know your your dick should leave you if you believe it's over $5,000. And can you maintain an erection when you know it's about to happen? I know I couldn't. Doesn't that answer your earlier question about I don't know if these guys have any money or not? Correct. That was a thing where I went five grand.

I wouldn't have started it to seven figures. I just want to. It also answers why you don't just listen to Jackass. You have to watch it. Freaking points. So this gets even more retarded. If there's a possibility for that to happen, which would you do if you had to do one? What you wouldn't die, but you have to stick your cock in a B hive or stick your cock in the snake cage snake every time you do it every time. Yeah, because even the snake thing, I'm I'm not gonna like I might not die with the bee thing but I'm still gonna like and swell up

you it'd be great for a cockpit you know just like three controlled bees things in the right spots of my cock and it just I just take a couple of it and add girls yeah well girl of Jesus Christ it would look deformed but see the problem with the snake is there's no guarantee where on the pecker he's gonna bite you might be right on the helmet might be on the nuts Might be on this Rock I Stick your dick and like a fucking flashlight like a glory hole. It's a glory hole. All right. Just want to change the five thousand

You know your balls are in there too Glory hole. Alright, Jason, you want to change the five thousand? Now, you know, your balls are in there too. Seven or four two hundred fifty five. You know, this this show would be a hit and a lot of high school locker rooms. Right. I can see after football practice Everyone gathering around and listening to this, but I'm sitting here listening. I'm going all the stuff they're talking about There's no price. It just you know, right. You will be doing it at all. You just don't do that. Correct. And Mikey points out there's 196 episodes of this shit. These guys have been doing this a very long time and they're still this bad at it.

They're just not interesting. People don't listen to talk. But maybe I'm wrong, Doug. What did you listen to? I don't think they're interesting. I do think there was a couple times that Jason said things that he had good premises Okay, and then Chris the dumber of the two would just be there to shit all over to or make sure that he couldn't go anywhere with it Perfect. So he's the Anthony of the show

You're dumb see right I'm gonna luck her pussy. Oh, she loves it She loves when I lock her pussy. When I showed her your cock, she said that she could spend a lot of time with that. So what he was talking about is he was going back through the conversation that he had with one of the, the husband of the relationship that he's fucking around with. Okay.

And he had misspelled, or his co-ed, it suggested that he misspelled the word lick with luck. And they they could have went somewhere with it. Sure. He's he's he's he's fucking stupid. I don't know if you picked up that on in your episode. I did. Yeah. And he's also a I think he's a compulsive liar. So he's, I've got this labeled as bullshit, him being the bull in the relationship. And I get a message on one of these flux sites that says, impressive dick, sir. And I'm like, hey, thanks.

You know what I mean? The next thing I was talking to me, he goes, I'm a 61 year old cuck who can't satisfy my wife because my cock is pathetic. And my wife and I were looking at pictures and saw you dick. And, uh, you know, she would be honored, honored if you would fuck her. Okay. So I'm going to leave this up. I have this as bullshit one through seven. Okay. So I'm just going to plow through these. I want you to understand.

It's like as his co-host is feeding into him, he keeps compounding on the stories. Okay. Any one of you three can tap out at any time. That sounds good. He starts telling me, you know, I will be of service. And I, first of all, I put there, you're not fucking touching me, dude. Of service.

What's that mean? Basically, he says, if you need me to, you know, get you beers or take pictures or, if you just want me to sit there in the corner and shut up, I will. I'll do whatever you need me to do. Okay. And I said, well, what I need you to do

is don't fucking get near me. Okay'll do whatever you need me to do. Okay. And I said, well, what I need you to do is don't fucking get near me. Okay, don't fucking touch me. Yeah. And, you know, don't touch her either when I'm fucker. So I'm confused. He mentioned earlier that he had, that the guy was impressed by this guy's dish, right? But now he's doing the filming,

so he's not even using his dick. Is that what I'm hearing? Well, no, no, no. I think that's a different couple. Okay. I'm sorry, I got my gizmix. Come on! I got my gizmix.

He's gone. I'm sorry, I got my dick scrambled. It happens. But you can, yeah, it does sound like he's lying because a lot of it, because it's so staccato, it's like, you know, like if that's me and I'm saying they're going, so I'm, you know, I'm sitting there and the guy says, Hey, is there anything I can get you? Did I get you a beer or anything? We're going to help you do anything like that.

And I say, Hey, man, no, stay over there, man. I'm going to just stay over here. Then it sounds natural. Instead of going, then he said I was over, you know, it's like AI for goodness sake. Right. So I'll just point this out. Anyone who is the bowl in these relationships and they're fucking they're now and all the chicks. Don't need

to brag about it. Well, that's just it. I you know, so talk about that sort of thing. I think guys are really out there doing this shit. Keep it on the D out. This is why I know he's lying to that point. I'm going to jump backwards here a little bit. Okay. Because I do find that a lot of these people that contact me have ED and whatever, which I do not have. Oh, no. No. No.

Thanks for telling us that. Remember, I was saying I was fucking all these chicks, you know what? Because my dick works. Yeah. You know, there's a sign of a guy that, you know, he's definitely insecure and watching that's like someone come up You're going hey Carl how you doing my dick is fine dude my dick works

Who told you my dick works and I can come I can't even madden this guy even getting laid to be my daughter Let's see if we can find one of the sounds you're supposed you recommend sir I said well you guys drive down here and get a hotel be quite honest with you. Keep a cup of dog. Let's see if we can find one of the sounds. What would you recommend, sir? I said, well, you guys drive down here and get a hotel, a nice hotel downtown. You're really nice hotel. I said nice hotel downtown and he goes, would you like the honeymoon sweet, sir?

No, I didn't. No, I didn't. No, I definitely did not. That's lying. He's lying. I'm sitting here and I'm thinking, as well, I'm listening to this and I go okay and my years of being on a Roan everything I've done some pretty we'll just say some pretty interesting things but I'm not sharing them start with the

Bo-Sing. I will. No, no, no, no, but I'm saying my point being is I'm sitting here and I'm going well, I wouldn't even mention that because you know right even if you're in this situation on his side it all sounds really good But my outside looking and I'm going Well, why why do you have time for that? Why are you and honey move sweet and all that other stuff? Come on, man, and this is the show that nobody listens to yeah, nobody's listening So they're just having a conversation amongst their friends if I ever had a conversation with you on the phone about who I'm fucking or where I'm fucking Or how I'm fucking I don't think we're friends anymore. I've produced a Christmas. Did you hang up?

Where are we? Hello. You look really interested in this thing. I never said anything in a while. I was just I was just thinking about our last conversation that we had and and you're right. If it would have went Doug, I'm sorry to hear about your job, man, but I do want to let you know my dick works So yeah, I didn't mention that Doug actually recently lost his job because it was podcast who's right, but uberpaste pretty well, right dog So you're doing okay? It does. I'm not doing too bad. Oh, man

All right, keep him coming. All right So you're doing okay? It does. I'm not doing too bad. Oh man. All right, keep them coming. All right. I'm going to, I'm going to jump out of the cuck thing. And like I said, there's four more clips of it. And it's, it's just lie after lie compounding. I did put together a game. So I'm going to try this that Jason, the funnier of the two is also the more hackiest, I guess.

That's, that's a word I think. Just for clarification, you're saying the funniest of the two. So we talk about the big guy, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. All right. Yeah. But you know what? Like we said before, this falls on Palestine.

Well, not Palestine falls in homicide. On, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on, on right, but what does the hacks say next first take my wife please be I just flew in from Cincinnati and boy are my arms tired lastly I call him hummus. Well, not Palestine falls in hummus. I'm notmus, right? But I mean, think about this. I call him hummus. I'll so be with a love to it. I love the time goes. He's the funnier of the two Chris. Chris T should want to kick your ass for saying the chase is the funnier of the two.

I got another example of that. This is Jason makes a joke and Chris doesn't understand how jokes work. Gathered. Yeah. They don't get them. I don't know. It's a fucked up deal. I'm wondering what this thing is over. How many people are going to be dead?

At least 19. I was counting the other day. And there's at least 19 people dead from the video. So I've seen no, there's 3,500 right now. Wow. But you know, I don't know who's worse. It might be a compliment that he did not get that joke. Right. Yeah.

Do you weigh off? No, no, no, no. Maybe it's stupidity. He actually made him look smarter in this way. Right. It can't possibly be an attempt to the humorous. I'll just know. That's actually a lot more people have that.

Wow, we're going from the war in the Middle East to fucking chicks in front of their husbands to spicy football talk and there's a fuck you segment they do near the end of the show and Of course, that's how you know it's it's pretty bad ass when they're telling people to fuck off. Hopefully this is just for showing this isn't a real thing because that's weird. I go. Of course you would. I was. Come on. I just want to point out while they're playing this music There is an image of a woman's ass and fuck you as tattooed on her ass, and then they also Right fuck you and I found that feeling it's overkill right?

People don't catch on to calligraphy to put that on. Fuck you. Yeah. And I promise you that one of them texted this picture to the other one and said, dude, I found it. I found the picture we're going to use. For sure. I don't care.

You got one go ahead. All right. Fuck you since a natty Bengals fans. Oh, watch out, Bengals fans. You have blasts. Fucking boring. And this is after that you're already done 25 minutes on boring football talk.

And as I mentioned, I like football. And I was bored out of my mind and everything they were talking about. So then we go over to Chris and he's going to do his fuck you. Alright, fuck Kiara. Yeah, Kiara. Whoever the fuck you are.

Here's Kiara. Let me just tell you how fuck you are. Fuck you Kiara. Whoever the fuck you are. Here's Kiara. Let me just tell you how fuck you are. So we're gonna shell station in the west side. Uber customer. Okay. I pick her up. Cunt. And fucking Madisonville or something like that.

Yeah. Guys, stop talking about random people you've seen in your lives. No one can relate to this. You know, when I heard him say that, I thought he was trying to say Sierra, you know, the Sierra, the singer. I thought he was trying to say Sierra. Sure. Okay. If someone you would actually know, yeah, so when he started going down there, I'm going, no, no, no. I don't think she jumping in Uber. That's why I learned that he was an Uber driver. Yeah. Earlier, you're giving these guys way too much credit. I know.

So I've got a, anotherber story. Okay. I'm doing it a little different. You only shared 15 seconds. I'm sharing the whole story, but I it is heavily edited to try to make it less miserable. It's still a minute. Here it goes. Let's have it this morning. I'm ubering and I picked up a girl at Kroger and she had some groceries and few groceries. I'll fit in the back seat. I'm already angry. It's one of those little side streets that allows cars to park on both sides. Mm-hmm.

And this truck is coming towards me. Uh, not a work truck or anything. It was a pickup truck. And it was so funny because this guy's like eyeballing me because I'm stopped in the middle of this road and he can't get around me. And if this asshole would have given me 30 seconds, I could have pulled into the little spot that was there and he could have got by. And as he's going through and he's not going through slow, I'm like, this marker is going

to hit my car. And he didn't, but he took the mirror off the car that was parked on the other side. So as I'm pulling out of the fucking thing, there's two cops sitting there. I enrolled my window and say, I'd do it in the green truck to side swiped one of those cars. You nerked. I nerked. You nerked, dude. I only nerked because he was mean-mugging me. What a fucking con. And I like to see the vehicle he has where he can unroll the window. I got another, another forever story edited down. This one's, I took it from four and a half minutes to 30 seconds. Okay. Thank you. Yeah. So my fuck you, this week goes out to this little Mexican lady, we fucking go. Dent school house.

Dent school house is a place. It's a school or I don't even know if it's schooling more. But anyways, on Halloween every year, they turn into a haunted house and it's at a bottle of water in my hand that I just paid $3.99 for. Well, she fucking knocks into me with her elbow. The water falls on the ground. at a bottle of water in my hand that I just paid $3.99. Well, she fucking knocks into me with her elbow. The water falls on the ground. You know what this cut does?

It's hurry. I get fuck you. I had $4. See the problem, but fucking problem. I'm out of control. There's a problem. If that woman had listened to her spot cast and known his love of water, right?

She would have respected it more and avoided that situation. What is this a waste of managing living a boring life and then thinking you should be talking about it on the internet. Why would you do that? That's why I wanted to share that story is essentially to break it all the way down. He went to a haunted house, somebody bumped into him. He dropped his water. She apologized. That's four minutes 30 seconds. That's X-Men should be called something like, um, things you just need to move on with.

Yeah. Just move on. Oh, I actually, I have a perfect example of that. And this is where, like I was saying, there's a lot of football talk. And finally, Jason gets bored of that and tells his co-host to move on. I consider the letter of intent a contract to play there for four years. That's what I consider it. What's the point of it? Name. I don't know. You know, I don't give a shit either. We need to move on. But before we move on, I'll ask one more football question. No, you don't get to see in that clip, as he started talking about college

and the transfer portal, and how kids are able to jump into the portal and move on and everything, and he got into that, but it just kept going on in the same moment. And they didn't know what he did. And would they wouldn't do anything with it? No, I think you see,

you know, the transfer once, now you get transfer, but no, I don't know, I'm not sure, but they're like, if you guys know what you're talking about, they'll talk about it. They'll bring it up. They don't have to bring it up. Unless that's the segment, stories don't know. I'm not sure but they like if you guys know you're talking about the talk about it You'll bring it up to bring it up unless that's the segment stories of the mundane That's what's really funny is that they have these segments and I guess there's a really tight schedule

They have land trophy for the Let's get on the buttals. Yeah, let's get on the buttals Well, is it a would you rather time or whatever fuck we do with it? No, no quite yet. We have a few minutes Well, Ziddle, would you rather time or whatever fuck we do with this? No, no, not quite. Yeah, we have a few minutes. Um, there are a few minutes. Yeah, I'm checking what the producer hold on.

Yeah, right. All it sounds like is that they're filling times. That's all this is. Yeah, just filling times. Listen, if you're gonna get into but holes, you definitely have to a lot enough time for that. That's not a hit run-thord of thing, you know. Yeah, yeah.

I'm gonna let the affiliates know we're going to go log on this one. So I didn't pull any clips of it, but once they get done with the water talk and then the cuck talk, then they have these segments that you keep bringing up. They have asshole the week, fuck you of the week. You are a hero and everyone has a price. And between all of those segments, Chris keeps going back to the conversation that he had with one of the cocks or whatever. And I just made a note, the show should be called Crowbars and bulldozers. They just forced their way through all of the segments, regardless if they have anything or not. So this is another example of what you just referenced with. This is Chris 45 minutes past the conversation about the guy that he was messaging with

about the beauty of his dick or whatever. And they had, they were talking about the haunted houses, they were doing all that. And Chris goes back to the tech mess. And Jason is again trying to just move forward. You saw it and he's and he's fucking older than me. My wife, my wife saw your cock and wants to spend a lot of time with it. I'm down. That's normal. But the other parts are weird. I'm down. So what you're fuck you did. I got to fuck you. We're talking about your dick. Can we just get through all these segments that you're making me do? He wants to get with his dick. Who even talks like he didn't even talk like that and porn? No, I know. You'd be off putting your like it's up with a dick talk. Get to the penetration already. So I do want to say there was one clip that I pulled that

actually made me laugh. And it was the, not the way they executed it, but it was the premise of the clip is kind of something that's in my wheelhouse. It's funny. Before I get to my fuck you, let me tell you, my favorite, and I don't even know what they exist anymore, but my favorite Hana House before it was always St. Rita's Hana House. And St. Rita is the school of the deaf for people that don't know. And they used to do a Hana House, and a lot of the deaf kids would do it. You know,

they'd be the ghost and you know, the goblins and the werewolves and whatever. They're inside the haunted house, scaring you. And then you go on that Saint Rita thing and it's all the deaf people are like, no, they don't know how loud they're beating the fucking toe. And they can write in your face and they won't like back up because they have no like he's even if you say, I get away from me, they don't get it. You know, you hear you hear you and it's dark in there. They're probably like, no, no. It's so fucking funny. You're not retarded. You're deaf. Any any fucking kills it at the end. Yeah. Unfortunately. Yeah. Okay. And chose to recharge where you're gonna go. Hopefully. Well, laughing at disabled people, of course, is I'm sure what Doug was hoping was

going to be happening the entire episode. So you were just waiting for that to finally come up. Boom. There it is. There it is. All right. We did it. I didn't think else from the show that you want to play Doug. What else did we not pick up on? I've got a long sped up conversation about cream pies if you're interested, but I think you can imagine what it is. I think I can imagine what it is. Did you happen to, here's a clip or maybe pull the clip out of me

and put you on the spot right in the beginning. They started talking about, who's the thinner guy? I guess he's Chris. Chris started talking about how he doesn't pay bills or he refuses to pay bills because he wants to stick it to the man or something like that.

And he's like, well, I don't pay him. I don't want to pay my bills. And I don't, you know, I let him go to the last minute and all this other thing. And I'm thinking to myself, you know, he says he's 43 years old and he says it, there's got to be a time where you just go, you know what, let me just start being a man on something. Yeah.

And walking around saying, you don't pay your bills as a badge of courage, it's pretty fucking lame. It's a weird branch. It's almost like a stuttering John Lovall. Not gonna get you laid. No, he's coming. He's coming.

It was funny because he goes, I don't pay back any of my bills. He goes, but you know, if I have a friend, he says, if a friend, and he heals me, I owe him $10. I'll pay that back. So I'm thinking, well, if you're not paying back anything, you know, big like that, what's $10 to you? Right. Yeah. Your friend is pretty much going to, listen, if you have that kind of a friend, you're, we all have that one friend. We know he's an asshole. Right. We know we're not going to get it back. Yeah. Okay. So I don't understand what he got out of making everyone know that he wasn't paying his

bills back, you know. On top of that, if you're not paying your bills, why the fuck do you need to borrow $10 from your friend? Yeah. Yeah. You know what? You know what? Guess what?

The friend is the asshole of the week for giving you the $10. Yes. Yeah. That's a weird amount of money to owe someone. I just want to point that out. But either way, neither here nor there, I want to play a quick clip that I call Guy Talk. This is how you know these guys are trying to be those edgy morning zoo dudes. It was a millful Cincinnati.

A mill super market out there. That's, that's the zoo, right? Oh, yeah, but it wasn't cold enough to where they were covered up with heavy jackets. They were still wearing the tight yoga pants. That is so perverted that I take my son to a Christmas event. And it's been my whole time looking at married women's asses. But my thing, it's my thing. It's not perverted that you do that.

It's perverted that it's your thing, you know, like that's what I do. I got open time in the weekends. That's what I do. I got I got open time in the weekends. That's what I do. I go, I creep on some married ladies at the zoo. And a lot of people think they're looking at monkeys. I'm looking at her tits, you know, like perverse lame. So, but here's the thing that gets me about that is like, it's another thing that you don't have to mention.

We all know that we all look at women. Yeah, I don't matter where we go. We look all the time. It goes on and on. Yeah. It's like, yeah, I look up all the way up. Yeah, I know. No matter where we go, we look all the time. It's cover such a goes on and on, too, where is this? Yeah, and I look at all the way up and down, I check out the rack. He feels like he's acting like he's tearing down the fourth wall. You know, shit.

And I'm like, that's in and I'm going to myself, oh, you look at women, that's really good. I also had no idea that it was perverted. I'm a pervert. Well, sorry, guys. I also, if I never hear the word milf ever again, I'll be too slow. Let's let that one die. It was a joke for a movie in the 90s. I'm pretty sure. Well, sorry guys, I also if I never hear the word milk ever again, it'll be too so

it's like let's let that one die was a joke for a movie in the 90s. I'm pretty sure it's it's not interesting It doesn't make you witty or interesting that when you use it. Yeah, I agree the and Amazon. Stuff! The McGrap has all the McDee's flavor you crave. McGrap the flavor with the crunch of fresh veggies, the tenderness of crispy or grilled seasoned chicken, and delicious sauce to bring it all together. Get the best of the zest with the zesty lime McGrap, or enjoy sweet with a touch of heat in the sweet chili McRap

or go big on bacon with the savory and satisfying classic chicken and bacon. Try the McRap in three big flavors today, only at McDonald's. Doug, anything else from this show you wanna play? I do not, I'm going to spare everybody. It's too late. I think we can take a little more.

Come on. In that case, let's think out. In that case, in its time for our bridge of the week, and this one comes in from beef quake. He was listening to talking yanks. This is a Yankees podcast, apparently a big one too. This is one of the biggest podcasts talking about the New York Yankees and everyone's tuning in in November for a New York Yankees talk obviously. But about 40 minutes into the show, they had some some issues going on by seeing that it may happen. I'm talking myself into it, so I'm very excited about it.

That's a me thing. Apologies for the drilling guys. that's if you have any here any crazy how much the mic's a mad drilling that's got to be right above this right so they don't get the on the moment they don't get snow what can they do where would you know who would be

next on your list they don't get you on the motto they don't get Yamamoto. They don't get snow. Uh, do we need to even say anything about Otoni? That's a whole another hasn't even been. Faker is not going to pitch. That's a whole another episode. Uh, I'll tell you a guy I like. Tell me. Erod Eduardo Rodriguez really pitched in a lot of red socks Yankees

games. Uh, lefty starting pitcher that would actually use Yankee and Eduardo Rodriguez really pitched in a lot of red socks Yankees games Lefty starting pitcher that would actually use Yankee Stadium the right way To the deep part of the ballpark there just stop the show I got to be honest I put it into this show for the drilling more than the Yankee talk Because I'm telling you I'm not I don't follow baseball that closely and I got to be honest There's a lot of things like, when it comes to sports, there's just a lot of things you can talk about with sports, but we have so many people that talk about it.

Yeah. I can't find myself jumping into this podcast. For me, of what I heard, it's going to be anything more, uh, uh, expecting than watching I don't know the, the, the, the yes network or something like that. Not a lot of hot takes available. Now, the older I get, the less the yes network or something like that. Not a lot of hot takes available now. The older I get the less I care about off-season sports talk. I'm a Chicago comes fan, I mentioned that a number of times.

I'll start watching when the season starts. Right. Yeah, I'll start being interested in what the Cubs are up to. But don't you think it would be kind of interesting to do a sports talk podcast only in construction sites? Yeah. do a sports talk podcast only in construction sites. You know, Ozzy Smith is considered one of the pretty strikes now. Oh, man, you do the guys cat calling chick to say. Okay.

All right. Now you're under something. What's with sad is it. I mean, I'm sure there's a lot of people that are behind this podcast, but let's say there's five people. So the whole concept of them actually posting up this show, five people went, yeah, we can still do this. Right. I think it's not going to matter.

No, no, no, they're not picking up on this. I had to be so loud there. Okay. Now, can you adjust your noise, gay? This, I have a song to play for us. This one came in on the Discord. And yes, we do the song parody contest going on right now. How would a song parodies? Is what we're doing? This is not one of those. We'll get to that momentarily. But appreciate the person who posted this in our discord. There is a song parody channel in there that people are submitting their songs. After my kids and post an audio book, links, Carlos Cassie, even worse than both my feet stink Tricking beer with one finger up in the air, dinked your little sips and one pedal everywhere

Jellis of my fame and by vacations to Jamaica Maybe we'll be friends again in Florida with my neighbors, Lady Gay Are you sure that you are not gay? Maybe we can find a new pub to hang out and together someday Join me in the roaches for a cause and poison to the only reason I'm still relevant is Cuz of you That's the stucho I like it. Yeah And I think what I like the fact is the the the the impersonation the impression is not dead on right

But it's it's enough to make it go that That's good. Whoever did that, they listened. They definitely listened. Yeah. The best part about the Southern Giant Impression is that none of us actually sound like Stuttering Child. No. Yeah, but you know, some of it is pretty cool. It's like I always go, my favorite. It's a barbecue restaurant. I mean, in this time, I walk around and I just yell some of the drama. That you guys talking about Talking about the kids. Oh my God. We're gonna go see Earl David Reed tonight at the coffee

at the Carl Sennier here all week and doing shows. And I'm just gonna be yelling that. I'm gonna give you. Listen, you're gonna back me and you're gonna just back me and you, well, you know, if you're gonna do that, then what I'm gonna do, I'm gonna suggest that if you show up, they don't let you in.

And I'm gonna get a Carl look alike. And I'm going to do, I'm going to suggest that if you show up, they don't let you in. And I'm going to get a curl. Look alike. And I'm going to roast you. I think Mark Gipley would be totally downwind. Yeah. I think you would join in. You know, it's so funny if I might go off to this, starting John thing a little bit. I, we're going to get there, but go ahead.

Oh, well, then I'll let you go. We got a whole segment. Okay. God, let you go for that. Yeah, because John podcasted alone on Thanksgiving to rub it in my face and want to lose her eye out. Yeah. It's hard to pull off, boy. This is good.

You know, he might have got away with it if he didn't like black Friday or something. You know, I'm gonna tell you know, of course he booked Chris on. I'm going to make it really pathetic. Yeah, you know, I was born in the middle of the Atlantic. When did you find out that he did this? Was it Friday, Saturday?

I found out when we were driving to my in-laws. I was supposed to stay tuned in my car. I got to be honest. I now that I've met you guys and stuff and I'm just as big fan of this show. I kept thinking to myself, they've got to be making this up. I know.

No one can be. No one could be. I was, I was there two months ago. I'm like, no, he's putting this on now. This is insane. You would have to away. The, the delusion. No.

And, and the narcissist, it's the kind of thing you would see in a character from a TV show. Yes. So I go, he's acting. He's acting this. And then when I hear some of this, he's trying to act smart. That's the funny part. And then it's like, and then the lying like, you know, there's no way he's Mensa. This does not happening. No shit. It is no way. And I mean,

and he'll stick on that too. And some of the stuff is just ridiculous. I like when he mixes up the phrases. Oh, I got an example. Now, all right, all lot of them. Stop. I'm starting to take over your show. I'm just going to point out that Tom Myers for some reason premiered a Tom Myers roast from 10 years ago. I happened to be on YouTube at the time, so I was watching it. And I made a couple of comments. They weren't bad, but I got kicked out by Tom. He banned me. We got a troublemaker. There were nine people watching this. I was, at top and I were two of that. He just lost 10% of his audience. But I have the whole roast.

We're not gonna miss, watch it today, but I think that's something that I want to explore. Oh boy. He's, oh, there's no one's at the top mark. Could you imagine getting invited to that? Well, you know, it's funny. He's like, he's just gig ever. Now the roast, everyone's having a roast now.

Yeah. Now I'm probably a lot older than you guys But my point is you know when they had the Yeah, I can I'm maybe not me. How old do you I'll be 52 next year child? I'm 62 Absolutely, I'm completely gray on the inside I look like a peach going bad listen inside. I look like a peach going bad. Listen. It's all over the wall, but let's just move on. But no, I mean, it's like, what was I saying? I forgot what I was even saying. You're talking about the roasts.

Oh, yeah. So like, you know, you are older. I was just when I was watching like the Dean Martin Rose and all that other kind of stuff and everything. And then I like the local comedy club where they're my house in Pennsylvania. They were having roast of open micers and I'm going, I go, don't you have to have some guy? I mean, the idea of roasting someone famous, the idea of roasting someone famous is you have relatable stuff to post.

Of course. Of course. You open open micers like, well, you're fat, you're skinny or you're not funny. That's just playing dozens of course. Yeah, exactly. Oh, there's a, there's a show coming up. Let's make fun of our local comedy club real quick. At comedy, the girls said the roast of Rochester.

Oh, no. Watch out for that. How about 590? That gets busy. Yeah. Just Rochester. Get the roast everyone bad. I hope so.

I have a slight connection to that. But what do you do? Well, no, one of the guys that runs it, I used to do, used to be my co-host when I was doing radio here like two years ago. Oh, one of the guys who runs the roasts. Yeah. Oh, yeah. So I don't know. I don't tell them I was making fun of them. No, no, but I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't ever, I don making fun of no, no, but I don't I don't I don't never I don't never see it I'm just wondering if if they get like like the mayor and stuff and everything from there do they do something like that We should get our ex mayor She would be fun to rest lovely Warren her house was oh, yeah

They found their husband or something like that. God. There's a 12-year-old girl there by herself Drunk dead. You realize this is turning into the roast of Rochester, right? Yeah. I do realize that. Lovely was a trip. We miss her. Okay, let's get into the holiday song parody contest. We've had some phenomenal submissions so far.

This one comes in from General G K, who actually already sent in one and he's got another one. Bomb, mushroom cloud, temple, Walmart jokes went over flat. Drink your sadness away Drink your sadness away Zuma getting in on the action here Your fat chance you know, no, it's I gotta be honest. You must know people there's a different there's a people. There's a different level, there's a different level of comedians. In other words, everyone starts at the different phase, and this is the phase that started probably behind me. So I wasn't familiar with Chad Shubak until you guys started talking about it.

Most people aren't. Right, and I mean, you know, I listed some stuff and the Tom Myers thing, wow, it's like, that's when you know you don't have any good friends. When someone just comes up and tap you on the shoulder and go, it's time for you to go home. But Danny still gets books. So comedy's a funky thing. If you get booked, if you keep getting booked,

then you really can't be too upset with him. But something bad. My buddy Mike Geary went to see Tom Myers do comedy. They drove from Boston to Maryland. And they were all overlapping at all of his jokes, cheering him on, you know, given him the whole ovation going on, I think the time could have an entire career of just being the worst comedian to ever perform comedy. You might be right, but I tell you what I'm going to that.

But see, but then again, that guy doesn't realize that. So all your friends think they're getting over on it. Oh, no, they're just building them up more. No, I don't. No, he was told it was like, yeah, I'm killing it tonight. Yeah, they're preventing a suicide one more day. Oh, man. All right, here's another submission we have.

This is from Bad at Karate. I got drunk, Roonja Sheets, White Too Hard, Too hard between the chicks Simply heaven and right on him reaching Simply heaven and right on him reaching, you know She said I rape She said I shit I swear to God It wasn't shit Simply heaven and right on him reaching I swear to God, it wasn't shit. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh my goodness.

It's um, what a gold mine. It's going to take an act of Congress to come in here to make you guys stop with that man's, because there's just no way. And when I find it, I think he doesn't. He doesn't. He doesn't know everything he says. Yeah, I know. You guys are just all over it. We have a hard time holding back. There's so much content going on right now. This ridiculous. But all right, one more submission to the song parody contest,

the holiday song parody contest again. It is a a contest but we're putting together a whole holiday album with these songs so please if I pick a winner now can we skip the last submission? Nope. All right. You love it. We're putting together a whole box set is what we meant to say. This one coming in from Mr. 86. This is the Belch Boys Stinky Sad Preck. Well, the way down south past the time of day

John is ready for a Christmas gonna sell it Break back, a random cause has four or a whole six cheese He's getting so excited to take a shit in the sheets Because John is a great one and asshole Fint because of all the spring and all the news Well, the dining room is empty, all his friends have gone So he begs for super chats, but the mic's not on He looks like he is auditioning for Castel with

And these children are ashamed of their DNA Beacuse the great one and asshole Since the course of all's week What a loser What would I do? What would I do? What would I do? What would I do? At the door of the chat

Zoom my dress up as an L There's a card from how it's done, you're probably wrong New self is, trees got a fat angel, baby Paulino What the hell would you have to next? Nobody can know, because you're not the dumbest brick Want an asshole, try not to get a thing like What a loser I'm gonna be like a loser

Dog I could tell you really enjoy I know I know duck didn't like that one We're kind of the mix on that one. Yeah, the mix is a little off hard to hear some of the lyrics. All right Let's get dug back into the fold. I know he's gonna be excited about this. Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me Because that's absurd Jody be no pun intended why I said let's bring Doug back into the fold Poor night ranges So Patrick Michael patty C cows patty broken sky familiar with this character. Yeah, okay

He's embracing the nicknames. I haven't heard him do this in a very long time But he starts off is he just put out a brand new episode of free water card of senators. He was all excited about it So he's embracing it. Yes, dude. Welcome back. Welcome again. If you haven't been here before well, I Guess welcome to free water. As always, I'm patty broken skull patty seecups patty puke water and and really whatever you want to call me. Let's be honest, because that doesn't matter. Okay. Okay. That's cool. He's having a little bit of fun with it. I wonder why that is later on in the show. He brings this up. What happened was he was on Instagram. Later on in the show, he brings this up, what happened was, he was on Instagram and he saw on the Dix show

has an Instagram account and they posted the crossover that we recently did back in September, whatever it was. And in the description, it says, Paddy Seacups. So Patrick's off, south there is like, oh, you guys are still paying attention to this. That's pretty neat. They use my own self-deprecating nicknames as nicknames.

You know what I mean? Like, I call myself Patty Broke and Skull, Patty C. Cubs, Patty Pukewater, and it's caught on so much, and is so real, they do the same thing. And that's funny to me. That's a win. You're using the joke that I wrote about me to talk about me. Like I call them Richard and Roy because nothing hurts more than disrespecting somebody and calling them out of their name. That's true. Right? I barely know the fucking guy. what is it Roy? They're like oh, it's not coral. Oh fuck what I know he was doing that to itself me He's a stupid He's like a it's like a super villain that tells the plan before

You know and then all of a sudden they when they when they catch the guy he already said the whole plan Yeah, I'll idea that is for him. Oh forget it You know, I love that if I called myself like Carl Cuckold or something like that. And then people were like, I think Carl Cuckold, I'm like, ah, joke said you. I called myself Carl Cuckold. I said I'm an asshole. Yeah. So anyway, Doug Bitchtitz, did you happen to check out?

Is there something to, in the same sentence, him saying, when you don't use somebody's real name, it's a sign of disrespect, and then talking about all the names that he gives himself that aren't his name? Wow, this is like some psychology guy right now. I think he might be out to something. Even his name Patrick Michael, I don't think is really his,

that sounds like a real name. No, that does not. I honestly don't know what's real name. I just't think is really his, that sounds like a real name. No, that does not. I honestly don't know what was real name. I just remember someone sat in his arrest report that wasn't Patrick Michael. Way back when you weren't allowed to come, Todd, it got him upset. Oh, that's right, that's right, Doug.

Where'd you calling him Todd? And he was all upset about that. That was a while ago, yeah. Yeah. Was that a lot of... What happened between then and now? And that is real first name? Is that his real first name, maybe?

No, no. But that just sets it off I did five or six years maybe because it was disrespectful See we go and see comes because it's an embarrassing nickname And he goes that actually built me up. I bet his real name is Roy Well, he is becoming self-aware. So I got to give him credit for that. I'm just sharing this because chances are you guys don't give a shit and you're not going to go watch the video anyway. So I'm going to fucking this is what I like to talk about deal with it.

That is part of my podcast. I'm just going to just go in and talk about whatever is he going to be funny? Probably not. Is it going to be even relatively interesting? No, but it is going to kill some time for me and I can share some stupid shit. Is it gonna be funny? Probably not. Is it gonna be even relatively interesting? No But it is gonna kill some time for me and I can share some stupid shit that Is certainly more entertaining than myself. I gotta say that's more honest than shut up since an ad I kind of like the psychic friends music behind it, you know

So distracted the music bad thing, the cards say no lie. And at this point, wouldn't it, wouldn't it be considered his show as jump the shark when he starts referencing how boring and, and non-funny it is? Right. Yeah. And, and so you try to figure out,

then why are you doing this? If you know it's not a good show, and you talk about it's not a good show, and it's boring and no one cares, and then he says this. If you know it's not a good show and you talk about it's not a good show and it's boring and no one cares and then he says this. Aside from the fact that they they constantly mention me and still talk about me is the fact that they think that I expect people to listen. What? Why would you assume that I I'm doing this because I want people to listen because you upload it to the internet With this motherfucker down to zero

But we're gonna do it. Let's do it for throttle Charlie angels three Charlie's angels three. He get it right I do sadly enough. I do what is that reference? It's a movie. It's a it was a sequel Yeah, but the child is angel movie reference on it's a movie it's it was a it was a sequel of what other Charles Angel movie I don't know I don't that as far as I've got yeah and I and I and I never have been seen them and I just knew that and I almost feel ashamed and I show up. I get it I get it it was a movie you know I know that part. So there doesn't necessarily have to be a reference that pertains to anything right if you understand what I'm saying fast and furious Tokyo, Tokyo drift. Right, okay, point. I know you're making a lot of sense. So let's find out why he's upset.

Because Patrick, when he gets on these shows, he starts talking about Roy and Richard, and he does all this stuff, you know, he's been hurt recently, and we find out why. There's also this false idea that you guys have created that you guys give a shit when it's like realistically if I disappear You'll still have stuttering John you'll still have the fucking weird lawyer guy

You'll still have Kevin Brendan and all his little cronies I mean just whatever you'll find some weird group of people or person that uh Isn't you and you'll figure out a way to make fun of them you know you're branding shobbs and all that so it's not a big deal and it's pretty clear to me I mean it took a long time to get any to really even boost the Patreon at all and when I did people like, you never promote it. You never say anything about it. It's like, motherfucking lie, bro. All these fake fans is what it is. I got all these fake fucking people that are claiming to be fans of this thing that I do.

And yet you come around and have no information other than goofy shit out of context shit that you got from fucking dumb dumb. So he wants your money, but you also get genuine fans. Yeah. You can't just be like, I heard you like a girl show. And so there's five bucks a month. Just take the money, dude. Yeah, I just say, yeah, it's like you're with a woman and she doesn't come.

You go, well, I was there. It's like being on a game show. I was just happy to be here. Right. John makes money by reading insults on a daily basis. A Patrick could do that. I think you would make a lot of money, just reading super chats. People calling him out.

Well, he's kind of done that without the money part of it. That's what I mean. He's read the comments and nauseam. Yeah, but the hard part too is that Stadrin John is set such a high bar. Yes. That even if you want to promote yourself as a loser or something, you can't meet that guy. You have to lose a lot more. Because you got the promote yourself as a loser or something, you can't meet that guy.

You have to lose a lot more. Because you guy, that's a loser, that doesn't know he's a loser. Yeah. And that makes it, that's hard to fight against. Isn't that interesting though, that, and Doug's been with me from the very beginning on Patrick Michael. He introduced him, him and Jodi B introduced us to him. And this arc that we've had, where he went from being so upset

that we were talking about him, to now he's upset that we don't went from being so upset that we were talking about him. So now he's upset that we don't talk about him enough because we're talking about Senator John Tumacher or whatever, he's just like, what happened to me? You guys used to be the wall call over here. What happened? I don't think he knows what to do.

And he's really sounding like a jealous girlfriend. Yeah. Well, why don't you just talk to her then? Oh, oh, yeah. You don't want to spend time with me. Oh, you enjoy dinner. Did you? Oh, okay. Well, maybe it's because of the conversation was better since I wasn't there. Jesus Christ. I have one more clip to play from this episode. And this is fascinating. I don't know why he left this end. But for the first time, there's been speculation since he broke up with his girlfriend, they had

two kids together. There's been speculation about does he see his children anymore? Does he? Yeah, on the weekends, we don't know what's going on. Well, during this show, one of his kids comes into the room. Oh, he's podcasting. And we get to about goddamn time. A little peek behind the curtain here. And here I am still doing my thing thing whether or not you like it or not

I really don't care at this point, but it is opening me up a lot of doors for me Where people are desperate to have me be a podcast guest. Oh, he's still mad at Brendan from should he saga the week For fucking with him on that show. He's complaining about it a lot. That was a year ago and The ones that are desperate are the ones that I will never do. Okay, check this out. I'm working. So you can go back and then watch the movie until I'm done. Sure, Stop talking. You know, there's still people today.

Father of the year, I'm working. Go back and there and finish the movie. Stop talking is what I like. At that point, he should have just bought the kid and put him on the mic. Yeah. Well, yeah, put him on the mic. You know, he's been pelly part of the episode.

Yeah. I was a man. It's put him on. Matter what he said. Look, the kid ain't gonna say anything worse than what he's saying. No. So, but I think I specifically heard him say, go back in there and take notes on the movie or Rod's.

Yeah. Pull up the IMDB page. Let me know how long it is. It is good to know that Carl's opinion of him isn't the only thing he doesn't care about. He is non-plussed across the board. Just the fact that he said I'm working. Oh, I know.

It's, yeah. Frames. That's, it just sounds, it sounds really. That's really his job. Bad. Is, you know, Patreon.com slash pod culture. Everyone just sounds it sounds really. That's really his job. Bad. Is you know, patron.com slash pod culture. Everyone should go sign up there. What if it was scripted? Hey, I want you to come in and interrupt me.

I'm going to get the fuck out. I listen. Anything's possible now. I don't know. But I find out about. I'm sorry, but listening to all this, what I found out is, is Carl seems to be the, the ground zero of all of this. Everyone seems to look up to you or wants your love or something like that, you know, or they want to get back at you and you say something. Right. Yes. And so you're like the, you're like the, you're the wrangler of all of this. Well, you know, it's especially Patrick Michael. He has a really tough time because we give him oxygen, and he needs the oxygen to breathe, but he also hates us for giving him the oxygen.

So he doesn't know what to do with that. He's very torn internally, by a show, because he says one thing and then the other thing and the other thing and then the other thing, back to back to back. So he's a telly, doesn't know how to feel about me. What were we gonna say, Doug? Oh, I'm talking about his kid.

I think if you go back and listen to that clip again, he said that this has opened up a lot of doors to him. And then immediately after that, his kid came in the room. So I think his kid was just standing outside, heard, open up the door and just came in. That's what it was. That's your cue.

Hey, Ted, I only see it ever the weekend. Can we hang out for a minute? I'm working. That just your cue. Hey, Dad, I only see it every other weekend. Can we hang out for a minute? I'm working. Yeah. It just sounded bad. It was weird, right? Anyway, I don't want to pretend I know anything that's going on in that household.

I'm sure it's all wonderful. You know where I know things aren't going well. That would be, it's Tutoring John's shitty apartment in Kenoga Park. ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"]

["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"]

["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] ["Gunnoga Park"] All right, as I mentioned earlier, Stuttering John decided to let me know what a loser I am

by broadcasting by himself on Thanksgiving Day. And you know, they say that the best revenge is being successful, but to John, the best revenge is letting your enemy know what a loser they are while you're sitting in your apartment by yourself surrounded by no friends or family. So he got me a guy with that one. And I'm obviously in his head because he's not saying fucking how anymore he's catching himself. Right. Whatever he thinks he wants to

say it. Is he saying heck? Fuck it. Heck. That what American say. So this is not because the show starts off. He gets into me, but it starts off with the airing of grievances. And he's upset with all these people who used to be on a show who don't do a show anymore. And so he's pretty much saying that he made these people successful on YouTube. But don't worry, he won't name names.

Now, I could name names and maybe I won't. That's how much I should be sure. I could name Dave. Like you're trying to be the bigger person. It's like, maybe I will actually not. I think about it. I could take my bongo home. And I might.

So what he talks about here. He lays it out. He's he's talking about the Midas touch brothers. He says that they were nothing before they did his show. The Mid as touch brothers who are all like multi-millionaires. And then he says, um, Hellsparks. He's really upset with Hellsparks. I think this is the first time he's actually addressed that and brought it up. But it makes it very obvious who he's talking about here.

He's what I'm not so grateful for. The phones that have been on the show and then blank me. That's what I'm not grateful for. Not gonna mention names, but one of them had the audacity to say that to somebody in Las Vegas. We all know how Spark lives in Las Vegas. Let's call him each Spark. Oh, oh shit. Stuttering John's texting me, getting wants me to come on hit show. I'm sick of carrying that guy's show. Now, let me taste something.

All right, I'm not gonna mention this person's name. But if you think for a second that I need you or anybody to carry my show, you're out of your fucking mind and your ego is way bigger than I previously had thought. Fuck off. Fuck off. Carry my fucking show. Who the fuck are you? No, nobody carries my show.

You know, I guess they picked up a lot of that shallow. You know that shallow thing. What was that Jack Black movie? Shallow. Shallow, can't remember anyway.. So he's clever fucking. Oh, that's that's right. Yeah, shallow how. That's right. That's right. This is shallow how. Yeah. So smooth. It's like it's like shallow how. You know, like they, they your friends and then you, then you text them and then you, you know, and then suddenly they just like it.

They don't give you a reason. They just like it. I'm sure that's exactly what happened. So John's making it very clear. He's talking about Hell Sparks here. And Hell Sparks did carry his show. If you guys remember those old episodes, the political show, it would be John staring at Hell for 10 minutes in a row as Hell To. And then John back, oh, interesting.

And then and then now it's our talking again about you're not even exaggerating. No, it's 10 fucking minutes would go. And just sitting there staring at the super chat or staring at the chat and not even paying attention. So I understand why hell would say that. Of course, John learns nothing. Another relationship that he fucked up with a guy who everyone says is a great guy. Hell sparks. Everyone who's met him. I'm talking to people who have met him and worked with them. They don't see it's a great guy.

John fucks that up. Of course. Well, he's right. He doesn't need anyone because clearly no one is around him. It wouldn't matter if he did need something happening. Not gonna happen. Okay. So devil's story and now devil's story and is the reason, quote unquote, why muttering

J turned on John again on Twitter. So it's also ridiculous. But I thought this was a funny thing that John says. Devil's story and do you realize that you're dead to me? I just want you to know that. You gave out my link, then you did some bullshit show, we used AI and used my voice, and me saying bad shit to Joey C's wife,

you're dead to me. Can you tell someone that they're dead to you? That you've got to defeat the purpose of it? Yeah. I think you can tell them once. Once. That's it. I mean, you have to let them know. Okay.

Fair enough. Keep texting them, man. Yeah. You're denting me. You're denting me. So let's find out what he was talking about there. Why he's mad at Devil's Story and this is the video. Joey, if I drive over to your place.

Yes, John. Are you gonna cook me dinner? Of course, I'll cook you dinner. Whatever you want, I'm here for you. What are you gonna cook? I can cook spaghetti, I can cook meatballs, garlic bread, whatever you want. Okay, dinner. What else are you gonna do for me? John, whatever you want, I just want to prove my friendship to you is real.

Will your wife give me a BJ? Yes, John. Hell, I'll give you a BJ too. Will your wife let me fuck her? John, you can fuck her. You can fuck me, John. Hell, I'll give you a BJ too. Well, your wife let me fuck her. John, you can fuck her. You can fuck me, whatever. If you cook me dinner and let me fuck your wife, then and only then, will I know that you are a friend? John, I give you my word. Anything you want. I am your one and only true friend.

I'll cook you spaghetti and meatballs, and you can fuck my wife. Okay, Joey, because if I come there and you don't let me fuck her or at least get a BJ, then I'm leaving. That's the first thing you can do when you get here. And this way you'll know that I'm a real mother fucker. Oh. You've had to be mad at someone for creating that's hilarious.

Oh, man. Well done, Oh, man. That's a double story. And I believe that conversation actually did happen. Oh, just like that too. Yeah, story. It's that's great. There was like a polite version of it.

Yeah. That was the censored version of it. So John on his show on Thanksgiving tunes into another guy who surrounded my friends and family Kevin Brennan. And Kevin Brennan is also podcasting by himself. And I love that John watches Kevin call him out in real time and reacts to it. And also they just want stuttering John be a buffoon. Yeah, I'm a buffoon cut. And so he wouldn't have to watch. So I'm but I'm like, I'm a buffoon. I'm a buffoon. You can't hear you fucking you fucking red face fucking loser which a yellow helmet your white fucking body suit and you're fucking

red fucking ladies pinkie John knows his colors all going mad Jesus and I'm a food and you're Perry Winkled jeans. When I was younger and I was growing up and I had an uncle that would come over and watch sports and he'd yell at the TV like you would not believe that's holding. I'll get you not to like someone actually can understand it. And it's funny to watch him do the same thing. But I also know when he speaks, his mind must be slow because he doesn't actually know what words coming

up now. Yeah, because he doesn't, he's not able to insult without stopping and throwing words. It's like a jungle when you're such a loser. Yeah, that'll work. John, that's one of the words you're going to use there. Very good. He's literally Perry Caravello. No.

Well, this is what we're watching. We're watching. When Kevin says he's a buffoon, he's spot on. That's why people are tuning in to watch that every job. To just see what he's gonna do to us. Kevin could have said, would you like to watch a buffoon react to this? Yeah, that's exactly what's fucking happening. Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, yeah, his reaction is, his reaction is 10 times worse than what the guy is saying.

And I bet you, if you're watching this, you're not even watching the guy say it. You're watching his reaction the whole time. So then he calls out Kevin Brunton for having dead air. And then 30 seconds later, John Steregan's computer just reading shit to himself. It's unbelievable. Everything he goes on people for, their appearance, their pronunciation of things, everything he makes fun of people for, he does way worse himself, which is fantastic.

So someone posted a video, probably the Tony Michaels impersonator posted a video of us playing the Tony Michaels voicemail. Now, if you aren't familiar with the podcast that we do and you only see our stuff on YouTube, we do a whole voicemail segment at the end. People call in, I play the voicemails and it's a nice little interaction with the listeners. I don't ever script the voicemails.

This is not something that I would have time to do or want to do. People just call in and then we play them. John doesn't understand that at all. Joey C. Kevin. Joey C. When the C stands for retard. Oh, that's all you can laugh at is the all words. Well, no, it's because he said the C stands. Maybe because of the shoe fits. Get in.

Do that, Kelly. Drive in. Drive out. Drive it, drive it, drive it, drive it. Woo. What, what, what? Are you fucking with me? This is Deb. This is Deb, big fucking funny.

Bit. It's three hours into the show. Are you fucking with me? Our big funny bit I was playing a voice out from one of 15 voicemails You watch all three hours of it. Oh shit. Oh man. No one is a joke. It's got to be a joke You want to say fucking hell now that loser caught a wallet. Well, he certainly is a loser He wants to say fucking hell. Now that loser caught a wall. Well, he certainly is a loser.

That's fucking snaggle tooth. That's the real veto just won't he? By the way, it's fucking super chatting. Hell, that loser caught one of the wall. Fuck you, veto. I'm dare you say. So you're right. He wants to say fucking hell so bad.

He don's. He keeps stopping himself. So then he starts talking about Tony Michaels. And he talks about how Tony Michaels is one of these guys who doesn't respond to him anymore. And he can't get into the show. And he literally says the heat was getting too hot in the kitchen for Tony. So he doesn't come on anymore. He was too hot in the kitchen. I believe that Tony was just in the kitchen. A long time. He's like a retarded version of Ricky from the trailer park boys. Yes. That's saying something. That's saying something.

All right, well, this is John fucking up because he doesn't know how to work his computer and nothing works for him. No, why? Come on. Fucking. Fucking again see the line Logan why can't I get on this fucking thing now it's almost like you should have Yeah. That little... Oh man, the typing. Fucking un-fucking believable. It won't let me get on. the reddit website , and and and then it won't let me get on

and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on

and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on and then it won't let me get on God, we're says forgot your password. Question mark. Click that. John. Uh, I'm not. I'm not. Try to log into run it. And you can't. His can't be real.

I know. I can't be real. I was assuming he was trying to log into chat GPT when it was down. He's working on coding issues. Right. So later on in the show, he's still trying to get ready to work. Leopard just 7, 750. His eye count. Waiter on the show he still tried to get ready to work leopard just 750

email Now won't let me in again Fucking get in this goes on it on fucking ding is not let me get in. This is the king. He probably broke his computer typing. I'm loving it. You have a problem. Fucking log in. Leopard.

Leopard. Oh, you're 77. Oh, I was saying we were typing. Yeah. Leopard just 7750. Lepid. Oh, yeah, I'll be saving you typing. Yeah. Lepid just 7, 750. Hey, we're so proud of the loser. Yeah. I bet we'll put the cap on air. I'd be so embarrassed if this was my show. Oh, my goodness.

All right, hold on. There we are. Yeah, we're with your butter. Take your Take a time. I don't know. I don't know. I'm fucked with my computer. Like now I can't fucking seem to get in anymore. This guy is the ball. The guy changes my screen. And now I can't access anything. Change is my screen. The balls will say that you suck at pocket. I just think it will work for me today. I don't know what to tell you. After that, he goes out to say he's very mad at Google Chrome and he goes, he says, somebody goes, maybe it was a faulty Google Chrome. What? Google Chrome is dead to me. I've got

the screenshots. So, see, he's running on a people that have the hate the screenshots. So, he's running out of people that hate as friends. So now he has to go after like objects and companies now, colors. He's actually has to go out there. Blue fucking. Everyone. I'm mad at him. I'm mad at Hellsbox. I'm mad at my ceiling.

I got to be honest. And the at my ceiling. I gotta be honest. And the number four. I gotta be honest, I think I'm actually slightly jealous of him. And I'll tell you why because, okay, so he's on, he was on Howard Stern, which he was? He never talked to me. Yeah, I know, he never mentioned it. So he's on Howard Stern, which is probably the most popular radio show ever. Sure.

And then he goes and he's hosting, he's not, he's just announcing on the tonight show. Right. So he's two shows that are major. And I'm tell us, like if I was doing what I'm doing right now, just doing stand up, but I had those in my back pocket, I'd be parlaying the shit out of that stuff. Instead of going back where he doesn't.

Hold on, so we say this by saying you're jealous. So where are you going with that? No, I am jealous? I am jealous. I'm jealous because he's had that opportunity. He's not taking advantage of any of that. Exactly. And I'm sitting there and I'm thinking to myself, boy, that would have been me.

I'd be all over that sort of thing. And it's just, I think it's frustrating to watch this. And, and, and, and, yeah. And it's just no, and it's like, no one wants to help him, you know? Almost, Hill Sparks drove five hours from his house in Vegas to L.A. to help John plug in an ethernet cable. So his internet worked better.

Hill Sparks did all these things for John to help him out and look at where it got him. Now John's gone, oh, fuck, Hill Sparks. I don't need him. I don't know if there's a higher being or not, and what anyone believes in. But someone is something in the, in the universe is looking out for this fool. I know. I mean, you would think somebody like this would just be wandering into traffic, avoiding cars, like, like, like a, like a, like a straight pet.

We're getting close. I'm walking here. All right. So now we're going to off his W-A-T-P segment of the show. Oh. This is watching my program and goofing on me. This is an amazing prank because what happens here is John does zero prep. Yeah. Yeah.

Look at you. What prep have you done? John, literally when I play clips of you, I prepared those clips. I set them up. I play them. We discussed them. That's what I'm referring to.

It's not happening by accident. He's so stupid. I play the part where he shows the porn during his show because you didn't watch the video ahead of time. And he's going, what prep do you do? Do I have to explain a show works? I think you do. I guess I do.

So that after that is computer freezes up any leaves. And then he comes back again. And back to watching me, Suthering John got trolled, he got had. This is an amazing prank because now here's the one thing I don't understand. Ladies and gentlemen, one thing.

Lady Kay says, if you try and take somebody down, it's an act of violence. Why is it an act of violence when it's me? Carl? Listen, if there's a rake in the lawn and you step on it, I don't consider the person who put the rake down. You know what I mean? John, you literally reached out to Patreon

and tried to get my Patreon taken down. So I would lose all my income. It's very different than us laughing at you for being retarded and not knowing how the internet works. You do see the difference, right? And anyway, so this is where it gets a little bit nuts because now John is coming after my family and he's announcing it, which is always a good idea.

I like to make debate. You make the bet. Where's my 50 from broccoli? You know what Thanksgiving broccoli? Shoei's wife's crystal. Thanks for the five bucks. Shoei is out of line, John. That weasel is saying the BBC is stuffings to them and I like a turkey this Thanksgiving. I thought families were off limits. Well, that's what he's saying. No, you're saying it now too. I'm sure the refer to the fact that she's had a remarried up black back. It's like I'm swear you can't script any of this. It's like you know, it's his kids and you get into his kids and how they've changed their lives and the wife's not left them

but she's married to a black dude. This is this is a TV show. It is. This is a Netflix series. Yes. It's what this is. It's a doc. It's an R rated modern family. Yes. But again, I want to point out that everyone in the superchance fucking with John. So Shoei's not saying this. Right. Yeah, obviously. But John always believes whatever. Oh, you know, Carl just tweeted. You know, it's Shoei just said he always follows for it. Well, if that Carl just tweeted. You were just said, you always follow his phone. Rob limits. Well, if that's what he's saying, that, hey, Julie, all bets are off. Carl, all bets are off.

Now I attack you wives. You're going to attack my kids. Now I'm going to attack your wives. I already have somebody doing a deep dive into Jennifer and Christina. Keep it coming because now you poke the bear. Well, I've watched you. Did you poke the bear? Yeah, I've watched you for a while now. And do I talk about his kids? Well, actually, you know, apparently you've poked the bear before. I don't know why he's

saying now you poke him. I don't know why he's saying now you poke him. I don't know we've got you all so before, but now it's changed. So this is incredible to me because John has just said he's going, he's investigating my wife. He's trying to find dirt on her. He's trying to do this. I wrote a song parody last night. That was very proud of. And I wanted my wife to sing it.

She's a very good singer. Oh, no. She would not sing the song because the lyrics that I wrote for a Sudary John song parody. My wife is a much better person than you, John. Go ahead and try to take a little bit. Go after all you must have been pretty bad with it. What would you marry? He says, sorry, honey. I can't be with you on this one. Yeah. I know for better words. This guy's not her. I know he won't go after. I know, she won't go after. She's too dice of a fur.

To do it, meanwhile, he's going after my family. Now gloves are off. What change? I don't understand. We don't talk about your kids, not what you do. And that's where all bets being off. No one wants to bet with you, dude.

No, because you never pay up. This is what I remember listening to that. He doesn't bet and his one excuse was, well, I didn't pay the guy because he didn't call me. Yeah. And then they blocked him. He blocked that guy. Yeah, look, Simon.

Yeah, no contact. Well, that's the end of that chapter. Listen, I know we cancel the shit. We got to get him into town. This guy's got a good life. I know. He's got to be good. Do you know when he was going to do that show on March 10th?

I looked at my schedule and I see where I was gonna be and I was actually gonna come into town to see that. I was so bummed out, I had tovini polino. I said, I'm coming in. I've got to see this train wrecked life. Yes, but you have to be good. Hopefully you'll schedule for somewhere else because Vinnie Polino is evil.

Now, we played recently John saying that he doesn't dox people. He's not someone to dox people even though he's dox me and my wife and me. Some loser in Rochester. Tuky's now in that thing, she's too much easy. They were talking about my grandson. All right, Rocco, I got it, Rocco. I know.

All bets are off the table. I don't care anymore, Rocco. I know your name is Rocco. Whoa. That's it. I'm gonna keep saying it Rocco and Patrick Lewinsky So just try to dox everyone again Cardiff toky. Do you think he has all this power he's wielding over these people? Oh my god Okay, man is wielding over these people. I'm the ghost. Okay, man.

Let's find out if I have friends or not, according to Setttering Jod. You think all these people love you? Are you that fucking delusional? You don't have friends. You don't have friends. And you know you don't have friends. Vinnie Paulino is not your friend. He is not your friend. He uses you to make money. But it's doing it wrong. You know what? It's funny because it's, it's, it's, it sounds

like he's talking about himself. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. I mean, it's because it's, it's, it sounds like he's talking about himself. Yeah. Oh, absolutely. I mean, it sounded because it's like, I mean, it's very sad. Oh, man, it's sad. It is sad. It's funny as hell. No, it's funny as hell. But if you know, if you, if you want to go, if you're, you're, uh, your station, we want to go into different direction.

And you, you can, you can still use the same guy. Yes. Just when I'm about to cry, I start laughing at this guy. Oh, John, producer Chris here, I am Carl's friend. I'm crazy. I'm a wide a wide. I have one friend, but do I either for the guy? And, you know, who knows?

Maybe Earl will be my friend sometime. Well, you know, I told him on the way in. Actually, I'm here on behalf of starting, John. I'm getting the layout of the place. That's right. So he knows where to go. Listen'm getting the layout of the place. That's right. So he knows where to go. Listen, I can give him the layout. He wouldn't even find it anyway.

That's true. Well, hey, he's already mad at Google. So he can't use Google Maps. He won't be able to find it. He's burning bridges everywhere. All right. So now, John's going to talk about muttering J. Again, the guy on Twitter that was trolling John and got him fired

and then decided to take John's size. So John liked him and now he turned on him again. But then muttering J proving that John's a narcissist and it's very easy to manipulate narcissists just went on and just started saying, I don't like Carl and I don't like Julie and I don't know, no, no, Carl. He doesn't like you. You don't like anybody. And it's not like he just said he didn't like you. He don't like anybody. And it's not like he just said he didn't like you.

He DM me tons of fucking embarrassing pictures of you and embarrassing things issueally. Okay, so yes, John, monitoring Jay does not care about you. He doesn't care about me. He's just trolling everyone all the time. That's what VTL does. That's what he's the best at ever. Okay, let's see. Let's see if this is true.

Wait a second. Is this true? Surely, surely his wife, Crystal's lady came up with yoga but I will lose. This guy is such a fucking loser. He loves believing anything he wants to believe. You know what? I actually tapped it now to just start sending him stuff just to see if he'll read it. Oh yeah. And make it as if you know, like the yoga thing is funny because we know it's not you. But let's just see when you do this, when you send him, see how far you can go you're at yoga you said you were having a Tupperware birthday you lied to me you just want to see I'm you text something that how far you can go with it to see what he would believe book club so far there's nothing someone is written that he didn't believe as

long as it's right yep so yeah I you, please let him know you're at my house. Oh my god. Listen, I want him after me. I may actually, I may be the one guy that may actually have to fight him. Oh, no. I may fight him. I think you might win that one.

Oh, yeah, do this by a beer. Oh, he would love you if you pretended that you came over here just to troll me and telling him all of my secrets. Well, I can listen. I can lie and just to troll me and told them all of my secrets. Well, I can listen. I can lie and just make up all different things. I'm going, oh, yeah, you know, it's like bring them a little chip of the paneling. Yeah.

Oh, Lord, I got it. I was like, I was like, girls, matter of fact, if you don't mind, I'll take a picture of like your wall. Oh, yeah, I could send it to them because, you know, who'd be like, well, jeez, you know, and me behind it like this, you know, he's obsessed. Yeah. All right. So John explains that he's not the idiot.

Okay. Okay. Wouldn't that make sense, lady? Okay. I don't know. It doesn't my world. Someone's nice to you. It you should reciprocate.

You dumb fuck. His mouth is, every time I see a talk, it's like it's got a mouth full of bees. You know, it's just like, it's just like, no matter what you've done in the past, mothering Jay's posted photos of his kids, made fun of his trends, adult, dickhead, so do you. And dickhead, I didn't know anything that muttering James doing because I blocked him you dumb fuck why don't you say something

truthful all right say something truthful for once what do they say that was what happens if you actually be honest? those grow Oh, yeah, I do the fucking fucking Bizarre world Nokia Wow, I like how you said that muttering Jay was saying stuff about his kids and he goes well I I blocked them. Yeah, I didn't see it. So right. So if it wasn't saying it I don't see you. I don't see you.

Yeah, yeah. So fucking stupid. It's amazing what he says. All right, so then referring to Dr. Steve, they had a little tweet exchange earlier that day. Retro game, thanks for that bucks. You can't just wish Dr. Steve a happy Thanksgiving back without begging for super chat money.

You've said many times I don't need the money. Why beg? Who's Dr. Steve? Where did I say anything about Steve? He's a ladykicks. So right there, you know what I'd just say, right, happy Thanksgiving, pal, with not even a minute passing by, John,

respond, same to you, I'm expecting nice superchance from you today. John, you couldn't just say thanks. It's so bad. Everything's giving you goes, I don't even know Dr. Steven's. Yes, you do. You know exactly Dr. Steven's.

Well, and he watches, I guess he, when he's actually watching everything you're doing. So he sees you calling him out. Yeah, but that doesn't slow him down any. No, it speeds him up. And it's crazy because when he lies, it's very easily proven. Like I just did.

I just proved that he was lying very easily. And then John likes to go out there and say that I'm the liar. Okay. He says so. This is more of him calling me out with actually things that I've said about him because he has no original thoughts in his entire head.

There is the face, ladies and gentlemen, this right here is the face of failure. Lady Kay, the face of failure. No shoulders, too. No shoulders, no chin, one of the snaggle to Kay. All right, dog, I, you're laughing a little too hard over there, buddy.

Maybe I don't have any friends. I, you're laughing a little too hard over there, buddy. Maybe I don't have any friends. Also, the shoulders of failure. I've never heard somebody. I've been in a lot of fucking bar fights. I've been in, I've had an interesting life. Yeah. And I've never heard a man insult another man's shoulders.

I've never heard of it? Look at that slouch. He has the ankles of failure. The pecs of disappointment. So funny because as I mentioned before, I made a thumbnail for one of my YouTube videos and it has John's face and he's making one of those crazy faces and I wrote the face of failure.

And ever since that John's been repeating that over and over again, because you couldn't plant any little thing into his head. Who's repeated? Well, here's the thing too. I don't think he's aware of the faces that he makes. And you guys have been able to go, yeah, and you're able to capture them all and have this whole different montage of the different looks he has. If he had any friends, they would say to him, though, dude, just don't be so expressive. You can be upset without, you know, scrunching up your face like that. They tell him to get the fuck off the internet. Right.

God, if he had any friends, no, cause they need to be going to air houses. Going back to the dark, get off my porch, too. Going back to the coming, he made about time, Myers earlier, like, you can't have friends. They're running him, still do standoff.

Yeah, I bet. It's something like this. Standing with you. Stand up in one of those few things that, that, Myers earlier, like, you can't have friends. They're running them still do stand-up. Yeah, I think that's something like this. That's the same thing with you. Stand up in one of those few things that, that, you know, there's no, there's no gauge on it. In other words, you go to open mic night and they'll say, all right, tonight we've got 30 comedians going on there. Okay. They're able to call themselves comedians, even though they're not even attested.

They tell their friends, oh, I do comedy. Right. You know, do that with doctors or anything. No, no, no. Just comedians and podcasts. It's like, I'm going to try comedy. So I get to be a comedian, you know? Yeah.

All right, well, this is fun. This is where they dox my home address. Oh, boy. Oh, yes. I want to read that. What is that? Hold on, I got to get my glasses. He has to act like a shoelace.

Why is crystal thanks with the books? No, I don't know what that is. Thanks, John. I don't know what that is. Please, for Doc's, he's my home address, dummy. Appreciate it. And he has to act like he doesn't always doing that. Right, the only thing he needs his glasses for.

Yeah, you're not a good actor, John. I know, I see right through what you're doing. So, explain to me, because you guys are all hip on this stuff and I'm a little behind on it. So when he docs is,cks is mean they take your personal information and then put it up there. Yeah.

So they give out personal information of mine. So okay, so he's acting like someone else sent him that. Well, someone else did send them. Oh, they did send it to him. And he put it up, which you should. Oh, okay, okay, right. You should not put up information about somebody. If somebody right now messaged me,

Doug's home address. I mean, I would put it off because that would be pretty funny, but I shouldn't though. You shouldn't. You'd be very upset with me. I'm coming over, Dad. So you were on our way.

Yeah. So then someone calls him out for explaining that, like, hey, man, you know, you really shouldn't do that sort of thing. And John X, like he doesn't know. It's not Vince. A few other acts of thanks for the five bucks. Shouli's wife just docs Carl.

That wasn't addressed. That's not good. But I don't know. Like Lady Kay says, I don't read before they put him up. You said that. I mean, how the hell am I gonna know who's addressed that is? They doxed me all the time, guess. Oh my god.

Oh. Shullies, wives. That makes sense, okay. I don't know what the fuck. I don't know who's addressed that was. And the idea. Give me a fucking break. You have no breaks.

And it's funny because he should be able to play stupid. That should be the one thing he could pull off easily. And I'd like to write. He doesn't want to get there. He can't even do that. The ending is so bad. He was like, I'm just stupid. I'm like, I don't believe it.

I see right through this. His organic stupid is fantastic. For us. Okay. This process version sucks. The dress was posted publicly. Yes. So, again, David. Okay, this process version sucks. The dress is posted publicly. Yes.

So, get ahead, Davy. Get. I have no control. Thank you, Jared. It's public information. So, get ahead, Davy. Why is, get ahead. Why is my home address public information?

Since when? Why would that be public information? information the fuck's he talking about? I mean, maybe it is now yeah, I'm fuck I Say hey, I don't know what they're fucking putting up in chats. Oh He just said he's lying here's what my defense will be I didn't know any better And the believing because the stupid the fake steam is just awful. Here's what my defense will be. I didn't know any better. And I'll believe because the stupid to face to you is awful. It's so bad of us.

I don't understand this thing. I've seen it a few places where they're like, oh, no, you can get up, he'll phone numbers and home addresses. That's not public information. I'm like, well, no, because no one's looking to send me money in the mail. Right.

So why would you give out someone's phone number or a home address to harass them to make their life miserable? That's the only reason why anyone would do that. I'm trying to figure out where the fun of this starts and the danger begins. You know what I'm saying? Yes.

I mean, you can go back and forth and have a lot of fun with it. And if you're smart, which obviously he's not, if you're smart, you know where those limitations are. You know what I mean? It's kind of like a, like a, like a, like a gym of adventure sort of thing. Yeah. They're very much unwritten rules

and I've always done a thing with John where I only make fun of shit that he puts on the internet himself. Right. Yeah. There have been other things that have leaked out that we haven't commented on. You know, his children giving those speeches

and his wife's wedding, we've never played those things. Oh my goodness. Those types of things, even though they're out there, Judd and put it out there, I'm not talking about it. Meanwhile, Judd's and they're going, I'm trying to take up dirt on a girl's wife and here's his home address and fuck with them.

I'm like, dude, you're the bad guy in this. You don't see that? You don't realize? He's proud of it. I know, but he's not embarrassed at all. Here's a thing too. I don't know what could be really that bad anymore in this day and age.

You know, if you're not if you're not touching kids, okay, or killing animals, everything else seems to be like, we're like, oh really? He does that? You know? I mean, I'm with you. I'm with you. You know what I'm saying? I'm doing it down. I do a quick two. I mean, the clear then. But you know, I mean, it's just it just, so weird. He doesn't get it, you know? All right, here's the last clip I have, and this is just John

embarrassing himself as he likes to do. I love you to Gina. I love you so much. You are my bobeena and I think you're in touch. Thank you about that. Show me got a minute. He's always sure he went. always started going through the fucking alphabet. And I know your much, much, much, much.

Touch. It just seems so strange and a grown man is always searching for words. Yeah. I mean, he doesn't have a sentence ready. It's just a, it's just a grown man professional broadcast. That too. He doesn't have the next word ready much less the next sentence. Yeah. It's just funky to watch. Yeah. It's a trip. All right. Well, John, I guess last night he went on and was wasted.

I was here about that today from my family. My first time we got real drug and whether you're in that last last night so maybe we'll check that out sometime soon but all right Johnny we'll we'll keep an eye on you and everything that you're up to over there with my family and I may go on his podcast I'm pleased to we encourage you to see you out there on a beer of the belt you know it was as I pass have loved to see you out there and appear at the belt getting yourself. You know, as a passing, no, I look at him and he just, he just looks just so unhealthy.

Yes. And forget his brains or anything, he just doesn't look like. Mentally, physically. He's just, I mean, he's going through the broken lips. He's not one for stuff. He's trying to find stuff.

He keeps talking about how much you get laid with that has to be a lie. I can even imagine. He was talking about someone asked him if he's still dating that girl and he's like, oh, I thought we were, but then I was messaging with him. It turns out we're not. That's like, oh no.

I thought we were. He was that chick from Vegas and he went out one of our weekend with the bunny ranch. Oh, and by the way, you talked to Cardiff, tell him he's the man or he's he's the potato. Actually, I will definitely he's the car. I will. I will. I will.

Which one goes? I don't want to talk to vegetables. Even though cards did not give us a game to play today, but thankfully, don't get a game. Yes. Earlier, before we were reviews, we have to do everyone's favorite part of the show. The team.

The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. This is the part of the show where we tease the podcast

that we'll be reviewing on the next episode. And we've been trying something new on our midweek shows. We always have Lucy tightbox over here and Andy Q. public. And so we've been trying something new on our midweek shows. We always have Lucy tight box over here and Andy Q public. And so we've been going through podcast categories and competing and who, oh, Shayne never put the poll up. I gotta get the poll up for the last one. Whoops. And competing to see who brings the worst podcast

in each category. And I let Lucy pick it this week coming up. Health and fitness is the podcast category. They will be checking out. Oh goodness. So if anyone has suggestions, feel free to send those by way, I'm sure Doug listens to a lot of health and wellness shows. Yes.

Yeah, I would imagine you are going to hear it from Lucy about now putting up the poll. Oh god damn it, I got to do that. Doug, I want to thank you so much for coming on the show, buddy. You're always fun to talk to. Sorry about your employment situation. That sucks, but I'm glad you have more time. Maybe we can have you on WATP a little more often though. Yeah, I wouldn't mind coming on the creep off either. Did you know that corporate America frowns on racial and trans humor? Did you know that? I don't fucking don't need that.

See, you should have met me a couple of weeks earlier. I couldn't give anyone of those cards indeed. I got to, I could have wrote you a note. I got you a pass. So do you want to actually do you want to tell the story at all about like what you were talking about on your show that was discovered by your employer? So it's one of two things. Either I, there was a clip that got a little bit of traction called the diversity of Tulsa, in which I explained an interaction that I had with a black employee at a Walmart. It was either that or they watched the WATP takeover when I did thele toe thing and they were just embarrassed for me. And one of the separate paths.

I'm curious about the Walmart thing because you probably were right. No, I know I was right. There's no question about who's right. No, I mean, when it comes to Walmart and poise, doesn't matter what color it is. It's not going to go well. It's not. Is it a black girl with a long fingernails. It was that her? Trying to push the register. Don't want to break a nail. I've been there.

I uh, so in a me being the classy person that I am, I dug through my boxes of all my peel box stuff and I'm wearing my melanin queen shirt and attempt to get some brownie points before I start applying for another job. Is that why you had me on today? Is that what it was? It's all about time. I've been used again. Oh my God.

I've been used again. I've never seen this to you before, but I need a black guy. Stan. I'm on it. Let's see who's playing the club this week. All right. You take my time time and everything. You know, when I was doing radio recently here

and the afternoons and they had the two people that said the racial thing and got the right. Kimberley and Ben, right? Oh yeah. So they brought me in. Now, I thought to myself, why is that? Why is that brought you? No, no, this is my point because my point because my point was they said well they came out to me

They go well we'll bring early and because Earl was we're here with we's everyone members are from we's and stuff like that And so on paper it sounded good, but then I realized I went if you don't know me You're looking at it going. Oh great. Now they went out there And they're all woke and they back down and they brought in the black guy and I'm just come wandering there looking around like what is this nice You know and next day and now and people it was like the first Day was like the the first eight minutes of saving private Ryan boom Yalin at me. What am I doing all this stuff? I said this must be an entertainment show for goodness sakes But it's so funny that the timing is everything you mean Kimberley and back fans were met at you

Yeah for the dumb thing that Kimberley said, that's an idiot, even the producer, which is like, you can't say that, why are you saying that? It's just like, you can double down, I'm saying that. I'm a producer who still has a job. I guess.

It's so funny because I, when I heard it, and I listened to the clip because no one would tell me what they said. Yeah. So I went back and listened to the clip and I was like, you know, once again, we all need that one person to tap us on the shoulder. Listen, even if you don't like black people, have one in your holster, you know?

So you're sitting there and you go, you know, I think, Halloween party. Case of emergency break glass. Yeah, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween party is coming up. I think I'm going blackface. Let me call her. I don't think I don't think you want to do that, man. Maybe, you know, maybe something a little off white. Maybe that'll be.

But people, they don't understand. And when that whole thing went down, that's how everybody, they just took it that way. I was like, man, you know, and I realized I was kind of caught up in a state. So when you finally let us go, because I've been doing radio for like 20 something years, altogether, and then that was the mean that made me say, listen, I don't ever want to be I finally let us go because I've been doing radio for like 20 something years all together And then that was the mean that made me say listen, I don't ever want to be in the position where I'm Where I'm sitting there like doing radios like dating a hot chick, you know, and every day you think she's gonna break up with you

Yeah, you know Everyone's looking to get your position. Right everyone thinks you go She gonna break up and then one day she calls you and she breaks up with you and it's nothing you did. So yeah so that was it but yeah that's boy that went back some horrible memories I'm sorry I came on today. So what was it that she said? All right I'll break this down. What happened was we had the riots here in Rochester and it was caught on film. I think this is what it was and correct me if I'm right it was caught on film. I think this is what it was and correct me if I'm wrong. It was caught on film that a couple of these guys were beating up this girl. She was with her boyfriend.

Right. And they were, I think he had a stick. He was trying to defend them off and they were beating the shit out of them. Okay. And Kimberly asked if they were acting and wordly. Yes. Which they're like, whoa, don't, don't, don't, don't, don't, seriously. I think they were acting acting N wordly. Yes. Which, they're like, whoa, does this just like, no, seriously, I think they were acting at wordly.

Which by the way, which by the way, is white terminology. Yeah, no she's. We don't even call it that way. Listen, here, let me say to you some time, you guys want to use the N word, let's pick a new N word. How about Nutella?

Perfect. All right. Delicious. Let's do Nutella. And then you need to get it. Doug, if you heard the clip, she was like smug about, she's like, oh right. I love it. The one Nutella Doug if you heard the clip she was like smug about she's like oh no I got this yeah the producer was trying to stop her And she's like oh no, it's a word. I can use it and it's funny No hold on it it is a word. Yes, we know this but It means being frugal with a budget right it is a

It means being frugal with a budget. Right. It is a true corporate work. I, when people used to yell at me, you had back in the day. I knew they were talking about my financial standards. Yeah, these dudes are beating the shit out of a budget. Well, here's, here's where, was there anybody in the frame doing checkbooks or anything? Well, here's not the nice, maybe the boyfriend. Here's how I heard it.

I heard that I heard it that there, there these these these black dudes or black people robbing this store or breaking into the store. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And these and this white people were yelling at them to stop or something and use the N word. Okay, or something like that. That's what I heard. That's the sort of thing.

Then they came back and attacked them for using the the N word. Um, first of all, don't don't yell that. Yeah, yeah. So during a riot, did I mention it earlier? They were yelling at it. They were breaking into every store on that street. It was chaos, you know, I mean, I don't condone what they did as far as beating, uh, beating them and everything, but, but yeah, she was like, well, I've got black friends and I, which is the worst thing you can say.

Yeah. I remember she was hospitalized. She got beat up pretty badly. Yeah. And even she was like, this one's out can say. Yeah. Well, I remember she was hospitalized. She got beat up pretty badly. Yeah. And even she was like, this one's not me. Yeah. That's my dad. My dad.

It's okay. It's like, well, you know, I've had a lot of friends and they've said, that's the terminology. I'm going to go in there. I've never heard of it. I never heard of it as an adverb. You know, right? Yeah.

That was a problem. So fun stuff. Doug, you're still doing who's right, though? Thank goodness. They can't find you from that job, can they? No, so it came down to, I had a choice. I could scrub the show or keep my high paying consulting job. Yep.

And I decided I wasn't gonna let somebody tell me what I do in my off time. So just, I said, I'm not gonna do it. Let it go, see what happens. And I love you for it. No, I'm free. I love it. Let it go see what happens and I love it. I love it. If you want to do this again, that's impressive. That really isn't impressive. A lot of people would not have made that decision. Listen, I don't know, I got to be honest. I don't know if I would have done that. And so I mean, you stand on your, or what you want to believe in and that's that's pretty cool.

Well, hey, I got pressure back when I was working at a company. I was one of the partners, but I got pressure and I took the episode down because it was just I got to the point where I'm like, I don't need this ag a company. I was one of the partners, but I got pressure. And I took the episode down because it was just, it got to the point where I'm like, I don't need this aggravation. I'll just take the episode down. So good on you, Doug. Yeah, great, great on me. Instead, it's, it's okay. Do you want me to do a press release for you?

I'll message your wife a letter now. It's no good. There's no income anymore. Well, what we need to do is have him do a press release, give wife a letter now. That's no good, there's no income anymore. Well, what we need to do is have him do a press release, give him a fake family, but it's him, he's got a black wife and he's a little black kids around him and going, we'll get you back. Or a white wife with black kids.

She has a black eye. That's always too close to home, buddy. My bad. And then of course, I really want to thank Earl for coming over. People can follow you on Instagram. Yeah. Earl David read one number one. Listen, forget me. I am honored to be here with you guys. I was I was so excited because I found the show because you mentioned Rochester. You mentioned Vinnie, Palino, the big fat angel. Is it what you call it?

I'm using Vinnie. It's her talent. Look at this. So Vinnie, and then I heard Rochester, and I got hooked on it. And the content is great. You guys are in a position where you're not going to, you can't fail. I mean, not going to wood because you never run out of content. Right. Because there's a lot of content. He mean, not gonna wood because you never run out of content. Right.

Because there's a lot of bad content. He's so kind to that because she thinks we are failing. It kind to does. Yeah. Why did she think you're failing though? She's not a fan of ours. Oh, and she's not. No.

But she's on your show. I'm not a fan of Carl. Yeah. I'm a fan of everything else. Damn it. I'm sure. I'm sure you're getting at Carl's. This is what we're being.

This is an awkward relationship. I'm sure you're getting at a call on everyone. Damn it. I thought we were dating. Has John seen Kendi before? I don't know. He's not sure he's seen everything. No, I got to tell you he's coming after you. If he makes it to the voice, he's seen Kendi. Oh man.

With your stupid green avocado pillow. Hey, Alvin Carves is delicious and so is pizza. Oh my goodness. Oh my goodness. Preliative prop. All right, so definitely check out Earl David Reed.

He's on the touring circuit. You can see him perform comedy as we will tonight. I wanted to make sure I saw you tonight. Not last night. in case you sucked. Oh, no, that was a weird awkward thing. No, here's the first thing. You wish you had to do a show today. I know we were supposed to.

It's funny. We're down here, you just hear the doorbell ringing over and over. People come over to me and they always go, they go, oh, they never see me for. Well, is it gonna be good? And I say that and I'm going, you know, I, you don't even know how to answer that.

Because it's like, it's you, well, it's not an insult to me. It's an insult to your club. Because your club's not bringing in anyone that they don't think is gonna be effective. You know, they're good nights and bad nights. But for the most part, you know, the Pussy Comedy at the Croson,

one of the top clubs in the country, and I'm not just saying it because I'm there, because that is only one of those that I do. I mean, I'll do anywhere else before I do another comedy club because, but this one places run really nice stuff. So they do a great job. Yeah, Mark does a great job.

Yeah. They do a great job here. All right. We're gonna hit some net news. We'll be back afterwards with reviews, hopefully, Kendi and some voice males stick around if you'd like to dog but if you need to run totally understand. Perfect opportunity for a fat joke. I do need to run.

He's not running okay. From Discord, Matt Fisch has a suggestion for Vinnie and Carl. Consequence for loser of the whole year has to have a child. Inakav, if the wall rests as Carl, who are the rest of the isotopes? General Eugene, Lucy Wins, people talking about movies they know nothing about is my ultimate trigger. Not sure who OH is referring to here, but he makes a strong point. All these faggets need to fuck or fight already.

From Facebook, Brett Purdy points out, Carl's new love for the Lions has jinxed us. Please go back to rooting for the Bills Ladyk. Thanks, Judge Hartgrove posts the meme of Stutt Joe. Angry because someone gave him $5 for doing absolutely nothing. Ando Pines, there's a lot wrong with this. David Michael, I hope when he finally ends it all, he does it on a live stream and blames us. From Reddit, severe piccolo rights.

Cardiff, I have a simple request. Can you please just let your laugh out or move away from your microphone when you snort trying to hold it back? That shit is fucking annoying. Dr. Ted Pina Sastrona, thought for sure this was going to be about dressing and drag and walking around Toronto. From Patreon, principled on certain denotes, Lucy wins again. This is why we must reinstate the patriarchy, but dazzling us with her dazzlers is cheating.

And from YouTube, Ross Robertson has us all cracking up with, John is a great father, and he's rich and famous. His kids love him and he rarely gets drunk. Mr. Devons, tons of rich and famous entertainers drink tall boy cans, fight with potatoes, leech their neighbors' wifi and beg for... Super Chats! Cucru fantasizes, I would love for John to get therapy, and for those notes to be made public...

SHAKE! Also hopes! Please try to book an interview with John's kids. That would be epic. PS Fanboy with a very sage. John needs to only clean his mirror and gaze into it and he'll find who got him fired. Ether Detroit, Stuttering John should write and perform the new WATP jingle. Limited assurance asks,

Okay, what is with his fixation on the paneled basement? That's the oddest burn I've ever heard. It's a basement, you panel them, that's what people do. Hand some stick, comments on our latest OP video, now you understand what aunt was going through. JRDRD4069. OP has had so much eye work done that he can't open them anymore. I'm smart as Supernova plays us out with.

This is funny because I've been calling Carl the OP of his own show for some time. You know what we need? And I appreciate the submissions for the holiday song parody contest. Keep them coming. We don't have a kindy song. Do we? Here they come. I think we need a kindi song. What's going on with your subreddit, Carl? Why aren't there any more episodes specific posts? That's a good question. Whoever was doing that stopped doing it, I guess. I don't know.

Maybe someone can get on that and start doing that again. Because yeah, that's a good way to get feedback on how much I suck, aside from just kind of telling me, I can also read our sub-run it, which is very helpful. Do we have any new reviews that have come in? Yeah, we have one from the 20th by Rockstar81. Another gig I was a show. I came across this when I was looking for my favorite pod, Fartmouth.

The best I can figure is that it's hosted by a twink and his friends that only find their own jokes funny and no one else's. The twink sprinkles in regurgitated alt-right wing talking points throughout and the show seems to end like three times before it actually finally does. Oh yeah. And the twink cannot for the life of him

pronounce the word John. It's sad, really. All right. First, I thought that was going to be a one star. Then the way that it turned, I think it might be a five star. Yeah. Yeah. It's a five star.

All right. That's a good one. Thank you very much, Rockstar 81. Much appreciated. Thank you, twink. Any other reviews? This was not new, but I think it should be re-read. Okay, can't wait for this. It's like candy is queen. But candy is queen. Maybe candy will take over. Best thing to happen is the show since Kevin. All right, there you go. I it deserved. Yeah, you wrote that you wrote that very well.

Oh, I was saying that she was the one who. All right, let's check out. We got just a few voice spells here starting with a rich guy calling into the show. Is this a W a T P hotline? This is Mark is up across the seventh and I'm just calling calling into the show is this the w-a-t-p-hortline this is mark is up across the seven and i'm just going to say and i quite enjoy this little poor program is this what you pause do all day make one of the port and a little crappy

set up to the park well if it is then count me in. Because if there's one thing I like watching is poor people watch other poor people watch Stuttering John. Tally how fuck you. Don't call me back. All right. Get the rich people watching the show. About time. How and San Diego. Hey, Colin, with an update for us. Hey, Carl Gary from San Diego. Well, San, you came over this morning.

Asked me an interesting question. Here's the question. She said, Gary, if John is so friendly and amuletable with his ex-wife Susanna, how come Susanna didn't invite him over for Thanksgiving? A wonderful Thanksgiving feast. And amuletable Thanksgiving. And I said, well, she did invite him, Sandy.

She goes, she did? I go, yeah, the problem was, she wanted to charge him a nominal fee. And Sandy goes, huh? I said, yeah, nominal fee of $30,000. And Sandy says, oh, yeah, that's the money he owes her past due for child support. Yeah, he didn't want to pay that nominal fee. He didn't want to come up with the $30,000. Anyway, so much for an amicable thank you.

It's a man or rock and roll. You got you got to give it to Gary not a wasted word. No, never. No, but he's got a point though. I mean when when she said, huh? And I was like, why is that? And she looked at me. I mean, even she didn't invite him over or anything or say, hey, come over. You would think if they had that kind of an agreement because they have kids and be like, hey, listen, stop by. Not even stay forever.

Just swing by. You mean if you just felt pity on the guy? Yeah. It went, oh, you have nothing going on and you're sitting in your shitty apartment in a shithole. Yeah. After you're spotted your time. I don't know what the child support thing is,

but there's definitely something that's making or not make that goal. Yep. I would agree with you on that. Hey, baby, is that BPC? Yeah. That's what we're talking about my wife. That was the crew.

That's the one that said of all. Yeah, he's not happy with that. That's when you really should be able to read a word ahead. Yeah. Hey, Carl, Ronnie and Curricio, I wanted to say that I enjoyed the first episode of Two Years' Class, this book with blinds, Mike. Uh-huh. And I wanted to make a comment about you guys

saying how Mike was saying how it's all so well written like she's doing it. It's going to be an error plan. It's a good article. And I have to say, they'll know if he's right. This is my video book. And if you listen to it as a novel, that's how they're written. And it's enjoyable that way, I guess.

All right, guys. Let's get Verizon or AT&T. Was that our weather, corresponded? It sounded like he jumped out of a plane and he was like, oh, I forgot the call Carl. It's a girl. I really enjoyed the show with flying blood. I'm talking about Julia Fox's black.

Thank you for that. All right. Gary and San Diego called back. I got it. Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, Bob Dylan, Paul Simon, David Bowie, Smokey Robinson. They've also their musical catalog for big dollars. The Sony Universal major dollars.

And it got me to wondering, when you think John's going to part with his catalog, they've got to be clamoring for it. Don't you think? It's got to be worth a lot of money. And he could get a big pay off. I think Gary knows the answer to this. And pay Susanna, what he owes her for the back child support. That'd be a good start.

So do you think there's a viable idea that it could tell his music catalog? I'm interested in what you think about it since you know more about music and the radio and television business that I do. Anyway, that's what I'm thinking. Rock and roll. Rock and roll. You know what I'm saying. Can you read? Grab it up. You know what I was reading? Grab it up. You need to wrap it up. When I was earlier in the show, we were talking about, I said I was kind of jealous because

of how it's turned in, of course, of the tonight show. I forgot all about the record deal that you had. You know? No shit, but a little bit charmed life, that man. Well, and then when he plays on the guitar, and that makes you crazy, because I, no shit, but a bit charmed life that man. Well, and then when he when he plays on the guitar And that makes you crazy because I you know you hear me at all these different chords and stuff Yeah, you know, I'm thinking how did that now? How did that happen? Yeah, how did that happen? Where someone said hey, we're gonna it's that's obvious to show it's obviously show because you know

I mean every break he's ever gotten is because he people were hoping that Howard Stern would talk about it Mm-hmm Howard Stern show and the fact that John doesn't realize anything is this ball of talent that couldn't be contained. Literally what do you think was going on? Hey, Carl, instead of making fun of Harrison Young for being a 64 year old virgin, why don't you try helping a brother out? I mean, we got to get him laid. Candy? Oh, no, hell no. What's your name?

Soccer Patty would make a great couple. Sure. Your friends with Coo, man. You could probably set that up. I mean, he's not exactly Opie, but he has his own show. That's true. He probably has more viewers at this point. So, uh, let's make that happen. Come on, Carol Later, Lucy like so

I'm a sequence for the team Alright, I wait. He's a 663 you said 63 year old 64 man. Oh, girl virgin. How do I don't know how you even get that far? I don't know Well, I guess at a certain point, you can just go, I'm not going to have it. All right. I would stop bringing it up. Yeah.

I think when you get older, though, I think it gets to be a little bit easy. Yeah, no shit. Because what happens is, is if you're going within your range range, I know you're going to win a world of twos. Right. Exactly. Who say enough? You know, at that point, you're just going, hey, look, you know,

before gravity hits our parts still match up. Yeah. You know, let's just get together pretty much. I can remember that line. All right, we have an explanation of John's lack of furniture in his Florida home. Hey, Carl, you guys were just talking about Stuttering John and his lack of furniture and what he would do if he was to rent out his second home. My theory behind it is the less furniture that John has, the less pus blood and fecal matter he's able to get on to it, either through his anus or through the colips that surround his anus. that surround his ainess, reduce, reuse, go fuck yourself and have a great day from him in Alberta. Bye-bye now. Well, someone called that. That was a Canadian. Very perceptive. I like how the student, John wants to rent your house and he says he's gonna do all these horrible things and has no concept of deposit or no. Oh wait, there's laws in Florida,

even in Florida, there's laws. What's, how'd you know it was me? How'd you know it was me? Well, for one, you said you were gonna do it. Yeah, we're DNAs all over the house. I also love these, like, maybe my hemorrhage won't explode in your bed. It's gonna be worse for you than this for me.

I'm fighting back. Well, if you're looking forward to that, I mean, you know, it sounds awful. I've never heard of chronic hemorrhoids before. I've never heard of exploding hemorrhoids before. Well, no. But can you also remember it? I mentioned I thought he said that we're like hereditary

or something like that. Right. Now, I don't think that's true at all. And I'm like, what a thing to hand down. That's dad had them. Right. What's your family crest look like? Gabby.

A big big tube of squeezed preparation. This is a sexy show we do. Is it a candy? It's got people worked up. All right. Jerry's not real quick. This is Jerry sexy show we do, isn't it, Kennedy? Mm-hmm. It's got to be more worked out. All right. Jerry Snock. Real quick, this is Jerry and Santa Antonio. Now Jerry and Santa Antonio, of course,

keeping tabs on Chad Zumak for us. Hey, Carl. It's Jerry from Santa Antonio. I got a question for you. What Chad Zumak's favorite number? Zero. Why is that? He's a loser. He's a loser.

Thanks, Jerry. Thanks for the update. I want more voicemail. So we've been for some reason. We've gotten involved in this discussion around flower versus corn tortillas. I know. It won't go away. Flower. Absolutely. You're a flower. And actually, the corn is definitely better for you, but the flower tastes better. Interesting.

I disagree. Doug. Flower. It's the only right answer. It's the fact I answer. That's for sure, candy. Okay. I need you.

This is the one thing we agree upon. Carl Corn all the way. Nice. All right. Well, when I take you off for dinner, we'll get some corn tacos. Okay, myself first. Oh, my goodness. No, Carl, don't fucking overthink it. When we're talking about corn tortillas or flour tortillas we're talking about fucking taco shells retired not cocaine don't fucking overthink it you fucking dweeb. Flour tortilla means a fucking burrito shell made from flour and water. Not cocaine retired. Don't look too deep into this.

Whatever retired told you that flower tortilla is cold word for cocaine and corn tortilla is cold word for some other fucking drug is a fucking retard Anyway, I'll see you guys later Then he's fat Bob by Bob by what is it with leaving voicemails people feel like they need to say as many words as possible and slow as possible Yeah, that ran have gone much faster. I mean, I get the point that you're making. We saw it. I'm sorry. Yes, people please speed these up.

I'm starting to regret not playing my entire bottled water clip. That's why we had time for these boys. I got to let everyone go. Okay, we do have to get out of here. Doug, thank you so much for coming out great to see. Hopefully we'll see Doug, thank you so much for coming on. Great to see you. Hopefully we'll see you again soon. Thank you for having me. Kim D. You're here.

Yeah, bye. Earl, thank you so much for coming over. Producer Chris. I don't know if I can capture the emotion that Kim did just had, but I'm excited that you let me come down here. This is great. You guys have something really going on at school

and continues to success. Well, we'll have you back again. Absolutely, man. You don't have to be in Rochester to be on the show. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr But the episode's over! Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.