Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep471 - The Tiff & Flip

Episode Date: December 10, 2023

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We put out these posts there in the community section. If you go to our page, it's at Carl Whtp, there's a community tab. And in there, all the posts that have the links to all the unlisted episodes like this one is right now is in there, but it's only if you're a member. Can you see it? So that's the way that we get it out to the YouTube members and we do appreciate your support. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us a five-star review on Apple podcasts or wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over in the comments section to confuse people. Get it? Today we'll be reviewing a show called the TIFF and Flip Show. Believe it. Doug found this one. This was a suggestion from my co-host dog and I'm gonna ask some questions about that. We have both

listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's give them to it. They show hosted by Flip Adam and Tiffany Jenkins. This show just started up on YouTube a month ago. They already have about 5,000 subscribers on YouTube. And here is the description. Something I should have read before I started watching this show, I went, oh, Jesus, what's going on here? Recovery from addiction, marriage, life after divorce, alien, I went, oh, Jesus, what's going on here? Recovery from addiction marriage,

life after divorce, alien, step parenting, and bold opinions, no subject is out the table with hilarious friends, flip at them, and Tiffany Jenkins from Juggling the Jenkins, more on that in a moment. Join each week as they share their thoughts and experiences using humor, empathy, and honesty. Things are gonna get weird.

You don't wanna miss it. I'm so glad that nothing is off limits. I know. I always like to hear that, it makes me so happy. That's exactly the reason I chose to show. I did not listen to it before. I sent you the image and I said, Carl, we're gonna do this one.

I had a feeling we were in store for something terrible. Yeah, Doug sent this to me days ago, and I get the tax sum in the middle of things, and I always say, looks great. I didn't listen to it, I didn't pay attention. So this morning I get up and I go, okay, let's what's this thing that Doug discovered. And it starts off with this cold open,

and these are the types of shows when you see these cold opens, you're like, oh, I don't wanna watch anything that's about to ensue after this. And there's 45 minutes to go. Oh, no. When we start keeping secrets, and I didn't keep any secrets, but you're still very defensive about it.

Like, you had hidden? No, don't say hidden, private. Private photos of ex lovers. I'm glad we're talking about this. What's going on everybody? Welcome to the tip and flip show. I'm flip. T.F.

Yeah, you are. Wow, didn't think any time to become hateable in my book. I wrote down a media, I'm like, oh, I already hate it. Oh, I hate both of the, I hate her way more than I hate him, but they're awful at this. I was shocked. So I found this. I have to say the most stressful thing about being on your show, Carl, is having to choose

a podcast to talk about. I don't know really how to find that podcast. You don't have to do that. I do that work for you. You don't know that. I know, but I feel better if I can choose it. Like I really do. I enjoy bringing something to the table.

I enjoy bringing something to the discussion, a show certainly that we don't know about. So I take it upon myself to do that work and because I'm not just a guest. I'm also an avid listener. I heard from the goat a couple weeks ago. He said, hey, just find go to a category. That's what I did. And we never put that out there in the world. Terrible. Terrible way to fight vodka.

It went to like health and wellness or whatever. And I just started scrolling down. And the moment I saw their stupid little podcast logo, I was like, this looks awful. And I was right. All right. Well, maybe I should bring this up right now. Because I mentioned that TIFF, Tiffany Jenkins has this other channel. And that is called Juggling the Jenkins.

That channel has 2566,000 subscribers on YouTube, but wait, there's more. She actually got her start on Facebook. Her Facebook page has 5.1 million followers on Facebook. Because when I started watching, I'm like, this woman has some weird energy. They're talking about their brand new show. They're getting thousands of views. They people are calling and leaving voicemails. They're giving advice. Like, where the fuck did any of this shit come from? And it turns out it's all part of it.

And I'm gonna say this. It's part of a bigger network of people in recovery and trying to support each other. There's charities involved. There's charity work. And I have no problem with any of that. In fact, I applaud them on what they're trying to do and how they're trying to help

people. Tiff just celebrated 11 years sober and we're going to find out that flips had some problems but he's been on the road to recovery for quite some time. So I applaud them on that and go have them try to help other people with that said they're fucking annoying and want to make fun of these assholes. What do you got on the board here, Doug? I was actually going to say it safely. I felt bad a little bit. I was like, I don't know. I think these two are trying to do something good. But also, if you're in recovery and you need some sort of support, there has to be something better out there than there used to.

This is dog shit. It's just mundane garbage nonsense. It's just mundane garbage nonsense. Like them just talking about what they're doing during the day and it's not interesting or funny at all. Oh, I know. I disagree. She uses humor what they're doing during the day. And it's not interesting or funny at all. Oh, I know, I disagree. She uses humor. She says it in the description.

Oh, I don't know. She, okay. All right. You know what? You played the opening. Okay. So what I did, I didn't start with the first episode. I started, I think the fourth or fifth show I started listening to.

So play my number one, because this is how they open the show and I was very confused Hey everybody welcome to the tip and flip show. I'm tiff. I'm flip and together where Yeah, the back street boys Tiffin Say by the bell. We're gonna work on the intro Say by the bell. We're gonna work on the intro. So I feel like this is out of the set from the diner when they had to, one of the dances on Say by the Bell.

My bonus daughter had a Mean Girls themed party. And so I got to host it. That's a no-brainer. What's a no-brainer? What the fuck? Wow, exactly. And this shows also edited for YouTube. So it's chopped up in the most janky way.

It's really tough to listen to. I tried to watch it too. That was horrendous because you have to look at these people. And I'm not, I should not make fun of the way people look, but this is like, run the fucking producer Chris. I'm right here. You would have gotten the way of that.

Chris, they suck, right? They're ugly. Like, I just don't, like, their logo has a picture of the two of them. And it is simply a screenshot from the first episode. And he looks like, he looks like the aliens from Mac and me. Like he's got these gigantic eyes, but they're like sinking in his head. And she just, and she just looks like every mom that's dropping kids off to school, like there's nothing.

And eating half their lunch. Half a sandwich again. I just, and that's the other thing I was confused about because now I want you to play because I listened to that opening and I went, all right, I don't know who these two are. I don't know what this podcast is about. Like one thing you've said time and time again, Carl, is you should always treat every podcast as if somebody's listening for the first time.

Right. You should say who you are and what you're doing. And I was like, this is crazy because I don't know who these two are. And I'm like, maybe I should know who they are. Maybe they are some sort of personalities. So I went back to the first show and I was like, I'm sure then it's more clear.

Play my number two because it's even less clear the first show. Pfft. Pfft. Hi everybody. Pfft. That was really good. We have been wanting to do a podcast together

for a very long time. We each have other podcasts going on. I do a parenting podcast with my friend Meredith, and we try to stick mostly to parenting stuff. You do a podcast too. Absolutely about recovery addiction, kind of all that stuff. I do that with my buddy Luke.

The thing about this podcast is, we're both addicts. Absolutely. But we don't want the whole podcast to be about addiction, and we're both parents. But we don't want the whole podcast to be about addiction. And we're both parents. But we don't want the whole podcast to be about parenting. No. We want to talk about aliens sometimes. We want to talk about what even is mold.

So. Do you think see that coming? They don't even say their names. They talk about something named Luke, and somebody named Meredith. This is how the show opens, and this is their first episode. I was like, you should tell the audience who you are or what this is.

You just reminded me of something, dog, I'm sorry. Before I forget the stop, so you know I love the Tim Dylan podcast. And I'm listening to that with my wife as we're driving to the airport, which is a whole other story. Okay, the two left. The airport story. I'm listening to Tim Dylan podcast. And I'm listening to that with my wife is we're driving to the airport, which is a whole other story. Okay. I'll get it.

The airport story. I'm listening to Tim Dylan and Tim Dylan has Nick Moin and Lewis J Gomez on his show. Now the four of them did this show called radio bastards or bastard radio, something like that. And that was at the beginning of the pandemic. They did four episodes and they never did it again. And they were fantastic. They're all really funny guys.

So these three guys get back together again. And they just go. And 20 minutes in, Nick Mollon goes, are we gonna start soon? And Tim looks and he's just like, I have to be like, dude, we've been going for 20 minutes. You didn't thought, I just wanted to have this conversation with you for free right now.

And Nick's like, oh, we never introduced anyone, or anything like that. Nick Mollon, the guy from Cubdown, who goofed at me for their intro and Cumbdown. I know what the fuck is going on. And now he's going, don't you want to talk about my special on YouTube or something can we promote that? It was very funny.

It made me laugh that Nick was the one calling out Tim Dylan for running a show the way that he was. All those years on Cumbdown. It's just the audacity of these people to put their faces on their podcast logo. It's the I should know what they are. Like I said, they're part of a big network of people. You and I are in that world, fortunately.

But maybe I should be. Well, you were talking about the editing. So I want to play this is from the beginning of the show. Tip that spent the last two days editing. And when I first started watching this, I didn't realize that she had all these other channels and Instagram and Facebook and other things. So I thought she was talking about this show,

but maybe she was. She goes, I spent the last two days just editing this show. Like it's the craziest thing. And like you said, there's a lot of fucking editing going on. And I have something to point out for you in this clip. It's weird because I feel like I just, I'm a bear coming out of a cake. Winniper nations over.

You know when they come out and their hair is crazy and they're like, what fucking here is it? Like that's how you feel. We're recording tonight because I'm going out of town this weekend. You're going to a wedding. Yeah. I'm going to my niece's wedding. See what I said?

And it's that was just to say we're recording now because I'm going to town this week on, you're going to a wedding. Yeah, I'm going to my niece's wedding. She made edits that was just to say we're recording now because I'm going to town this weekend, you're going to wedding. Yeah, I'm going to my niece's wedding. They had to edit every single sentence in there after for the people who are listening. She pulls up a photo of a bear that looks like it maybe just woke up. She was just talking about that. She was referencing. Watch her edit here. For recording tonight because I'm going out of town this weekend. You're going to wedding. Oh, oh. Watch that. Watch these edits here. For recording tonight, because I'm going out of town this weekend, you're going to winning. Yeah. Three.

Go into my niece's wedding. Yeah. Seconds a part of what happened. Right. What are the other thing out of there? Is he pulling out his boner or something? Oh, shit, your bugger after bugger after bugger. And I mean, since we're talking about what we're looking

at for a second, could they shut the curtains or open them that it's really bothering me getting a little OCD over here. Maybe curtains in front of a wall. I know. It's not a window. It's not blocked. It's actually the set dressing. It's actually the set for one too many. Instead of each other, we get where the recording does.

Curtains everywhere. Okay. So, so nice. I look it up, like why is it taker so long to edit this stuff? It's just two people with, I don't know, three cameras or something, or however they're doing it. And then I went, oh, maybe it's these shorts

that she's putting together that takes her so long. As we're walking out, I said, all right, kids, let me or Tiff open the doors, Chloe went and swung the door open. And almost it, Tiffany stopped it, and she said, what are you doing? I know you heard what he said. And she's like, why are you being so mean?

And when she got in the car, she said, I hate you. And that struck a chord with me. So flip, turns around in the car. And he's like, let me tell you guys a little story. Gather around. I had two friends. They were real dicks to their parents in the car one time and then their parents died That night that they were being dicks dead the last thing they said to their mom was

You never know when your mom is gonna fly through the fucking windshield and die So you need to be nice. They didn't make a peak the rest of the night But I my jaw I was like, Shia was the true story. No, not at all. Not a true story. Dude. I find tips so fucking annoying. She thinks she's on and she's a star and she's funny in the way she's presenting things and making faces and she puts in all these little shots of her making like rolling her eyes like what like you might just have like super annoying emojis going the whole time but according to the show people are calling in to the voicemail line because they're all in love with Tef. You kind of have this effect on people. They fell in love. I mean, I guess you could say that because there's

a lot of people that have left multiple messages and they're like, on the second message, you're like, I'm so sorry, I have no idea what I even said on the first. Yeah, it's a love spell. They just forget how to say it was siren. Yes. Oh, you don't have the headphones. It doesn't sound as pretty. Shut the fuck up, ass wife, and suck my cock. Damn it! That's my new drop! I wanted to hit that. I got here first. Yeah, good point. I ain't fair enough. Oh, I bet she was a blast back in the drinking days. Holy shit. That's probably why she got sober. She got banned from every bar and her little shitberg.

Well, she talks, she references co-quite a bit. Well, I want to be doing lines with her for seven hours straight. Oh, I want something that makes you not talk. Give right, yes. So let's, 45 minutes of this was the most irritating 45 minutes I've spent. It goes on for a while. So they're playing voicemails. Now, this is a big network, like I said,

they have all these fans, I assume she makes a lot of money on social media. Do they have a way to play the voicemails through the board properly? No, plays them through his phone into the microphone. And at this stage, all right, let's take everyone back four hours ago as Kyle's sitting at his office and going through this video and pulling clips

I think this is like a fun comedy show these two people think they're hilarious next to each other because they're being goofy and Wacky and and putting up photos of bears. It just got done hibernating. Wow. This is crazy and then this fucking voice balance a doozy Two calls that I want to play put it on the tap hole That's what she said. Okay. I'm half way through writing a book. My problem is is that one me as a recovering addict, even though I'm not sure I about that in this book,

I was a very low-bottom addict, and even once I got clean, you know, I sold news, and there's new videos, and, you know, I've tried to filter and get them removed, but obviously they're, if you look hard enough, they're available. Like, I don't really know how to address that, like, professional aspect of, like, hey, by the way, this is also, like, a part of my history. And the other question is, what the second half of my growth in my children do eventually

come into play. And there is an issue that could embarrass my daughter or maybe make her feel unloved or hurt her. Okay. Collar, I have some advice for you. Flip and Tiff can't help you. These people will not feel the end of what you're going through. I also say you're not even talking to them.

This is a voicemail. That's a lot of info. It kept going. I had to voicemail. That's a lot of info. Oh, it kept going. I had a cut in short. I'm sure. Can you imagine all the shit you just described? Sounds like a lot.

Sounds like you got a lot going on. She's like, I should call those people on YouTube I watch and see what they think about it. Yeah, that hilarious woman. Yeah. All right, so let's get their response to this. And flip, by the way, this is where I think flip sounds like he's super fucking annoying. I was about the bottom of the barrel, junkie.

Like that was me. So I have no problem telling Ethel who bags my groceries at publics, the things that I've done. Ethel doesn't care. Stop bugging Ethel with your fucking drug stories. Yeah. She didn't ask. Yeah. The guaranteeging Ethel with your fucking drug stories. Yeah, she didn't ask. Yeah, the guarantee you Ethel did not ask. You just showed up.

She started scanning your stuff and then you had to tell her you were in there. Hi, my name's Flip, I'm an addict. Yeah, I'm Ethel. Yeah. Are those track marks? I said, question, you can ask a lot. I said, what's back in your groceries?

Actually. That's not everybody. Right. At first when I was listening, wanted to say, if it's going to hurt somebody, especially one of your kids in the future, don't do it as an outwardly. I left a lot of shit on my book that would have been very juicy and salacious and crucial to the story. But I knew that it would hurt people.

And so I chose not. I chose to admit it. I was going to buy your book. I'm like, pull this out of the car, Sam. Oh, yeah. She's such a hero. I'm believing out embarrassing shit. Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.

I didn't say things. It would hurt my children. But also, the things she says in there, she goes, I've left all the good parts of my book. They're not in there, especially the parts that are crucial to the story. Well, that, you actually do need to leave in the book. The word crucial.

Are we gonna learn about your fucking journey? You know how I know that you have to leave that in the book. The word crucial. How are we gonna learn about your fucking journey? You know how I know that you have to leave that in the book, Thord Crucial. I love that the crucial part. Yeah, okay. Sounds like you're way back. So, let's fast forward. There's some more banter.

I have some different things in here. But let's fast forward to them, finally giving the answer to this color. We answer any of her questions. No, no. But you know what? I did tell her in the text. I said, we're probably not going to help you at all. Yeah. But so I just I set the bar real low. Yeah. Good job, Flip. You are not going did find her noods. I find this fascinating because we listen to different episodes or watch different episodes whatever.

They sound like the same episode. I don't think they do anything different. And what I love is that they actually played a serious phone call there and tried to answer it. Mine was their first show back like they just threw out serious phone call there and tried to answer it. Mine was their first show back like they just threw out the first three shows and then I guess collected calls from those and then when I the one I listened to was the fourth, they played three calls right in a row. These are not the phone calls that they were hoping for.

I'm assuming this is all they had to work with. Play my number seven. Y'all smell like a big bag of dicks. Hello earth kidneys and new sound respect for you. Oh, my name is Jen and I just wanted to recap the class kidneys. I see that you are in need of compassion and love and support. I'm gonna say you're a little online angel. Okay. You don't have to worry. I'm gonna be right there and You have all the love and support for me. Oh, this is fun. Especially for me. So far, it's been really good for me. I do like how she yells at him for pre- That reminds me of there's a short period of time where there's some app out there

We connect to guests to be on your podcast and opi was using it So you just have like these fucking randos come on you just like talk about nonsense for a minute and they go, okay, move it on. What was the point of any of those voicemails? I'm sorry, I didn't tune out. I got lost. I said, I really did score it. I'm like, whatever. No, there was no point.

It was just the three calls that they got, the three messages that they got before the show really, I guess took off. Last I looked at about 100 ratings on Apple podcasts. I even thought for a second, you told me those numbers and I looked into those numbers too. I was like, it's already seems pretty low for a show and people that apparently a bunch of people online

are already familiar with. I would think they would have thousands, like immediately upon putting out the first or second episode. Maybe everybody that even pays attention to them thinks this is terrible. Maybe. I mean, you got some pretty high standards. I do have a video from her channel that I'll play later on that shows you that the views to subs ratio is way off. It's one of those things where, you know, if you're on YouTube or any of these platforms long enough, you can build up a big audience,

but a lot of those people never hit the unsubscribe button. They just do it in their mind. They just go, I'm not watching this anymore. Yeah, I saw a video of hers on YouTube and it had like 600,000,000 views. Okay, so something went by. And then I looked, but it was from eight years ago. Okay, so I don't know.

Did you notice in that last clip, I know we're a little ways away from that now, but I think Tiffany also tuned out like I did. You know, she's yelling at her co-host for breathing and stuff. Because at the end of the day, she goes, oh, that's great. That's wonderful.

Yeah. She's not like that. She goes, oh, this is fun. I'm doing fun. This is fun. Thanks for the update. Are we gonna respond to the tips. Thanks for any of this.

If it's so self-centered, she tunes out constantly. Play my number 10, because she finally lets flip talk, and she responds to him talking about children the way I respond to people when they're talking about children. She's not listening at all. I looped it at the end. I got to meet my nephew the other day. Seer sister. Oh, oh yeah.

And oh, oh yeah. Oh, oh yeah. Oh, oh, oh yeah. She doesn't give a shit. She's not listening to anything he said. And then realized he stopped talking. She had to respond. It's probably the only time I'll be on the same page with her.

Well, these two have been on podcasts together before because the show that he's on you're talking about is that other co-host she's been on there as a gas and stuff. There's no chemistry here at all. They don't seem to have anything going for this. They probably should at this point. There's no chemistry. There's no humor. You mentioned the fact, or she mentioned the fact

that she kept some of the greatest bits out of her book. Yeah. Play my number eight because she teased something in the podcast and then it's like, no, I'm not going to talk about it though. It could be mildly entertaining. So I said that I wasn't going to talk about my marriage situation in episode four

and I didn't and some of you noticed and gave me props. Thank you. And I'm not going to talk about my marriage situation in episode four and I didn't and some of you noticed and gave me props. Thank you. And I'm not going to talk about my marriage situation going forward all the time unless there's something really like super shitty going on that I have to get out and I can't take it or what. But like if the stuff that happened this morning

would have happened like a couple of weeks ago, it would have taken me out. And I'm so unbothered. That's amazing. You know what, that reminds me, Doug, I should point out, there was a thing that happened to me and there was like stuff that was going on and there's things, I think there was a person or two

involved and it was like, really, if it had happened in another time, I would have had like feelings about it and I would have thought thoughts, but it did happened in another time, I would have had like feelings about it and I would have thought thoughts, but it did happen this week, that thing I was saying. That's amazing. I mean, we can get into it if you want.

No, I think I did not. I think I've, oh, I'm really, quite a bit out there. That's not content. That's not content. Let's do a show of just stuff we don't want to talk about. It's called the teaser. Yeah. Yeah. Teasing content that you're not going to get into

is an incredible way to run a show. You know, many times in the movie The Room, somewhat, a character says, I don't want to talk about it. Let's just get everyone of those drops on the board. And as soon as a competition gets interesting, just hit that move on. Sounds perfect.

By the way, I grabbed an ISO from this show that I thought might be appropriate from time to time. I'm really sorry, that's not funny. Correct. Okay, so I'm going to show you some bonus footage. What happens here is that Tiff to start this episode was wearing a sweatshirt, but she gets a little hot and sweaty. So she has to pull her sweatshirt off. And then she realizes, I think she probably realized this in post while she was editing the show, that she wore the exact same shirt the week before.

So now she's stuck wearing the same clothing two weeks in a row, and I think she feels like she needs to address that. She's hot in the sweater, because I'm sweating. I do hope that I On the episode that Luke was on yes, not the brag. I look like a god to super model tonight I look like I'm detoxing from men and veterans You look like a super model that did look too much dabble in a cocaine No, no, I've seen supermodels who do too much come doesn't look like that

Definitely not. That might actually be a good, what was the thing that Anna the coldsmith was on? That's what she looks like. She's definitely not coke. Definitely not coke. Okay. Nobody would notice that she was the same thing.

It's a black shirt. Well, I know, I wouldn't notice either. But so now I do have to give her credit because the reason why she was wearing a black shirt the week before is because Flip looked at her and went, oh, that thing you're wearing right now does not look good. And she put this into the show.

I'll give her some credit for those. Let's go to the ball. But don't stop. But don't stop. And he grabbed his phone and he texted Black shirt because I asked him, I'm like, should I put a black shirt on? And he's like, no, you're not gonna sit like that. And so he saw me sitting like that.

And I was like, put a fucking different shirt on. You ape. You got to have my right to take. So her, she's we're gonna pink top and her gun to take and out over her legs as she's sitting down before I had the show. And Flip was a good friend, man. Flip was just like, oh yeah, no, you don't wanna

dress like that for YouTube. But that is nice. I'm so surprised that he says that and not like, I don't know, maybe fix your hair or something. But if his backdrop needs to change, I know I'm coming over to your house to do this, but maybe you can do some, put some plants back there or something in there. So I was just moving the camera up. I was this, but maybe you can do some, put some plants back there or something.

That would just move the camera up. I was like, oh, you know what, this camera ain't going to go a little weird. Let me just adjust that. But I do have to give them credit because it's the one thing, the people that we goof on day after day, week after week, the Tom Myers, the OPs,

the Stuttering Johns, they have no self-awareness. And that's why it's so fun to point out all of their flaws all the time because they'll never see it Tiffany has a good sense of humor about herself She put that into the episode showing that she looked terrible and didn't have to be shown But she decided to do that so credit work credit is due to you're trying to help addicts and you know your fat Congratulations

From bookers sugar to the sugar. Oh God, speaking of booger, it's funny you say that because a new episode of free water dropped this week called booger. And there are some very exciting announcements. I don't say that lightly. We got some exciting announcements coming up with our boy, Patty Broken Skull.

His little tease for later on. All right, that's amazing. I do think that they have, I guess it's selective self-awareness because the biggest problem with both of them is they think they are hilarious. They think everything they say is so funny. Please play my number nine. They're talking about how sometimes their children, first of all, I thought these two were in a relationship.

It took me forever to realize that I did it first, too. Right. Yeah. So they're just talking about how sometimes their kids do baby talk. And oh boy, oh boy, she makes a mistake saying a word and they can't stop laughing at this. Or if he's like, Mommy, can I pay? Fortnite with my friends? I'm like, not if you're newborn feces. I mean, you thought of that because I said, baby shit, we ain't doing that baby shit or no more.

We ain't doing that baby shit. Feet is, is what I meant to say. And you have how many kids? Not if you're new for a face. Oh my God. I'm going to say feed in. Carl, you're not going to say, I'm, that's not funny. You're not laughing, Carl.

Do you not get it? Do you not understand? She said the wrong word. You know what her reminds me of? You ever watched those blooper reels in the end of comedy movies? Mm-hmm. Where they're like, check this out.

This guy botches his line. Like, yeah, I mean, I imagine that happens quite a bit on the set of a movie. Is it that fucking funny? Move on. But if you thought, Carl, you thought that she was unfunny, you'd be right. But also, play number, probably by number 11 because I don't know who's less funny.

This is flip making a joke. Okay. And even though I've already been an uncle, I don't know why I had the realization as I was holding this precious little human, I'm Uncle Phil. I'm Uncle Phil. You're Uncle Phil. I'm Uncle Phil. Wow. Fresh Prince about there. Yeah, yeah. I'm Uncle Phil. Wow. Yeah. He thought it was great. She wasn't listening clearly. Well, yeah, I would understand why. I would say why she's tuned down on that one. Oh, yeah, that's amazing. So guys, this is gonna be nuts. I don't normally bring this up because it's so funny

and I might not be able to contain myself. I have an uncle named Tom. Uncle Tom. I know he's living in a cabin. Can you believe it? Wait a minute. Can you believe it now? I get it now.

You don't even know what you just said. Yeah. And I want to point out to you, Doug, that not everything is a bit. Not everything needs to be a fucking bit on the show. Do you do elf on the show? Shut your mouth. Yeah, we do, dude.

I don't know if she's watching Tom Segura and Christina Pee or something, but do you do all of the stuff? Shut your mouth. It's messy. Yeah, great reaction. Yes or no, probably would work. So then they get into flip uses a word here.

And well, no, no, tip says a word. Flip freaks out. And I'm not sure what the fuck they're concerned about here, but this is a very smooth segue. I think you're strong. Do you think it's time for a fresh start? Yeah, but it's so nostalgic. I have so much.

Oh, I'm so glad you brought that up. Why, why you grow up? I'm so glad you brought that up. What? I'd like to talk about nostalgia. Great, I would love to change the subject. What the fuck just happened? Right, she goes, I'm nostalgic.

He's like, whoa, I'm nostalgic. Whoa! Time for a voice. Yeah. And then, Tiff is now worried about what flip is gonna do with this. How do you feel about nostalgia? Are you going to fucking ruin nostalgia for me?

No. Yes, you are. Why are you making that face? You look like you're about to deliver some really bad news. Can you ruin nostalgia for someone? Is that possible to do? What does it mean? What does this mean?

How do you feel about nostalgia? I feel like one of these two could ruin it for me actually. Yeah. Because remember we used to do, where these podcasts on my basement? Not anymore. Not fondly, that's for sure. Blocked it out. You're blocked.

But is he trying to start a bit? Is he trying to start a conversation? Yes. I feel like he's got notes written down. There's one. If you play my number 15, he tries to segue into basically the same thing as like, hey, what's the craziest Halloween candy and she's not having any of it? It's it's so bizarre.

What is your favorite Thanksgiving day dish? Thanksgiving Dread Around the Corner. That's why we're talking about it. I hate it. I know Thanksgiving's right around the corner. Yeah, could you come over to our place? Yeah, let's talk about it. No. Yeah, you brought it up. Let's talk about Thanksgiving. I said, this is my first Thanksgiving without my family.

Food. Be more funny. It's boring as shit. Ah! I can't fucking take it. All right, so I'll give her credit for trying to make it a real conversation and not what your favorite fucking Thanksgiving dish because I would definitely have to kill

myself. Or start taking drugs. If that's the conversation we're having. Can I just segue into my next clip because I have to say the end of it, and there's like two minutes left of this podcast, and this is finally when I'm kind of starting to get into it because she does mention how this is her first Thanksgiving

without her family. She talks earlier, we played the clip where she's like, I don't know, some of my husband and this relationship isn't good. I'm not gonna, I'm gonna fill in blanks. I think her husband, I think they're separated and her husband went out and met somebody else that he's bringing to Thanksgiving. Nice. And then she was, yes, she was separated. She was separately invited by her mother-in-law. She refused to go and then flip turns this around and it is fascinating how this podcast basically ends if you play 16.

Is it the right choice for you and your kids or is it the right choice for your ego? Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. Ah. My kids cried when I told him I wasn't going to be there for Thanksgiving. But you have to understand she's skinnier than me flip.

She's got a better body. My kids are up there. They were really getting into some dark shit and then after this they're like, hey guys, I will talk to you next time. All right. I'm like, I'm like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, here is that Tiff has all of these photo-ums in her Facebook account, but they're private, private photos, and they're all ums of her with ex-boyfriends. Yeah, there's the one I listened to.

Okay, and Flip is going, I don't know if I was dating you. I don't know how I would feel about that. So Tiff is really struggling with what to do about this. The moral of the story is, there is no moral to the story. I just thought, let's take a poll. Let's take a poll. I already know what the answer is. Everybody would be pissed if there was significant other head secret albums of their exes.

Everybody would be pissed. There's no point in even taking a poll. And it's so hard to explain how these people mean nothing to me romantically now. But as somebody I encountered throughout my life, like that means something for some reason? I don't know. I guess I don't need them.

But if I had to delete all the pictures of everybody I ever banged, I wouldn't have any pictures. Oh, good stuff. Hmm. Pretty funny stuff. She's fucked everyone. I see that this is at the, oh, wait, never mind, that's our time. I linked it to Tom and I went 42 minutes into this. Do they get an heavy shit near the end of their episode?

No, never mind, don't they? He's like more than that. Well, they do. They do get into some heavy shit. And this is an insane conversation that lunatics have. And I have to walk away from conversations like this. This is my new argument. Okay. I didn't think anybody would care enough to be jealous. Okay. You think I'm lying? Am I lying? I mean, you're lying to yourself. Am I? It's the true. Maybe not.

Maybe I am lying to myself. You I? It's the truth. Maybe not. Maybe I am lying to myself. You are. It feels real. OK. OK. It does. I'm being honest that I might be talking out of my ass,

but I think I'm trying to find reasons why this isn't like alarming to me. I can't. I guess I can't find any good ones. Has it been in it? Yeah. We've been going. Maybe I am high-flip because I swear to can't find any good ones. Has it been in it? Yeah, we've been going. Maybe I am high flip,

because I swear to God, we just sat down. Okay, so these are people who do an advice show. And they have this tedious conversation, are you lying to yourself? I don't know, am I? And then she's like, wow, things are just flying by. What a great conversation we're having.

What? Yeah, thanks, Tiff. You just talked to yourself for 10 minutes. Yeah, that was great. It's tough. All right, we got two quick ones out of the way. I'll let you wrap things up for us, Doug. Sure.

The setup on this clip is that Flip is talking about guys in prison. They both spent prison time. In fact, Tiff had a girlfriend in prison. She talks about that a little bit. And Flip's talking about when he was in prison, they would have these women come in to administer medication to the inmates.

And these guys don't see women very often. So what they would do is they would openly jerk off in front of these women. That's the set up here. You know what I mean? That's what guys do. Oh God. Isn't that an arrestable offense? They should take them to jail.

Sorry. I'm tired. Sorry. I'm tired. Sorry. I'm so sorry. Okay. Get it? So, that's funny, but she's also a quatsy,

and that's really funny and cute too, and she just spills her drink on herself. No, I was gonna say that I understand the family part. I don't think that that's a fair comparison. There it is, that's two, that's two. Ladies and gentlemen, that's two. That's two. Look, look, look.

That's two. That's chocolate peanut butter smoothie. That's chocolate. That's chocolate peanut butter smoothie. I put on my pants. She's drinking a Reese's peanut butter cup. I wonder if she's overweighting her story check. She's crazy.

Chocolate peanut butter smoothie. So she just spit that out onto her, like if this was stuttering John, I would have highlighted it. We'd draw some circles around it. But apparently this is high comedy on this show. But she doesn't like it. It doesn't mean an internet celebrity pay anything.

It looks like they dragged dining room chairs in and they put them in front of a card table. I know. They're not even really nice boom stands that they're using, but I digress. If we're gonna nitpick, that was a fake spit take. It was a fake spit take. Cause you didn't say anything.

You just decided to spit it out of her mouth. Yep. And so, she thought about it. She's like, I'm gonna go for it. Right. And so then, and then she's like, wait, but no, I pants, I have no pants. Oh, aren't I quirky?

So then at the very end as we're wrapping up, she's gonna explain why her behavior has been such. Thanks for tuning in. Okay, sorry. I'm so sorry. We love you guys. I have no idea what even just happened. I don't either.

I love you. And you caught me on a day. It's quite the day. It's a day. But yeah, thank you so much for joining us on this week's episode of Piff and Flipp. Oh my god. So John doesn't even have to bring up OCD or hemorrhage. I think he just have a day.

It's a D come in a day. What's your problem? It's my day to day I'm having. It seems like every day is a day for Tef. Yes. I mean, I'm gonna go on a limb here. She seems like a handful. She seems like she might be difficult to deal with. More than a handful. Yes. All right. Actually, so now we're drawing some parallels here. She spills shit on herself out of her mouth and she's difficult to deal with. And she's overweight.

All right. Now we're getting closer. Oh, wait, she's successful and she stopped doing drugs and alcohol. All right. Never mind. That's where the comparison's out. Forget about it. I think, all right.

What else you got here, Doug? Well, I just want to play this real quick. You, uh, you talked about how she edits this show. Yes. So I guess this show is made for children because they cut out any cursing for some reason. I heard that too, yeah. Somehow she cuts the word fuck, but cuts none of the letters from the word fuck.

It's an impossible task. I couldn't believe I heard it. Play my number 14. But if your mic is two centimeters too far from your mouth, I'm like, this is a fucking disaster. This is a whole night. This is a whole night. Fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking fucking.

Are you sure that was the word she was saying there? It's hard to tell. Was it fucking? Or was it something else? It is a little bit tough to tell. I really, that's why I put in several times a year. I think I remember what she was trying to say. What was that?

Were they believed right there? I couldn't even tell. I know. What's the point of that? We make fun of that. This guy, John Serrissani, on his Instagram page, Biden, Mike, and I watch, we're here with these socials. And he does this thing where he bleeps his stuff. First off, why are you swearing at everybody

if you're gonna bleep it later? Just don't swear. He's swearing all the time, but they put the bleeps in the wrong spot. So it's like, these fucking people, and you know, like, what's the point of any of that? Were you fooling Instagram? And are you doing, like, what's the point of any of that? Were you fooling Instagram? And are you doing it?

Like, if it's a joke, and I don't know that he's doing it as a joke, I got like that. He's not like that. Okay, all right. All right. If it was a joke, that would be interesting. So I play my number three, because this is obviously a fake story, or what happened after this story is something I'll reference in a minute. At one point in the evening all the girls got really giggly and weird and I felt the vibe

shift and Aubrey came up to me and was like they were in your office and they saw your YouTube plaque on the wall and they googled you and they're all freaking out because you're famous. And then this one girl was like, are you kidding me? You are slaying the online game queen. You have 2.2 million followers on TikTok. Like, yes, she is living. And I'm like, I instantly felt so fucking cool, dude.

Like, I floated to the ceiling. Yes! I love your mind. I've been checking out your videos all day. You know how like teenagers. Oh my God. No, I don't. So these are things that her daughter's friends said to her.

Sure. And I know either making all of this up or I don't know if you're remember the old, it was an old Simpson's episode where Homer was in high school and there's two those girls were like Homer Simpson, you are so cool. Yeah, he was really mean. So what did those girls were just fucking with? Yes, I think he might be honest, I mean. So I'm glad you segue to YouTube

because I have one of these videos that makes her famous. And it's a longer video. I didn't watch the whole thing. I want you guys to decide what to tap out on this one. I think you'll get the gist of it pretty quickly. It's kind of lazy writing, but a lot of production involved here. All right, good morning, everybody. I've got some bad news.

Okay, literally you haven't even said what the bad news is yet. Let's. I love bad news. Tiffany's decided to start therapy tomorrow at 10. Oh my god. Hey, good for her! Get out. What?

Go. We don't have time for your f*** today empathy. This is serious. For the past two years, we have done it. Okay, so this has been done many times before. Let me just explain what you're listening to because it's hard to understand if you're just listening. Basically, all the characters here are played by Tiffany and on her white shirt is spelled out. That's the whole thing you wouldn't know by listening. He's fucking asshole.

But each one of them has a different word written on their shirt. So brain is running this meeting and then you have anxiety and depression and motivation and all these different things and they're all putting in their two cents on this. tired from carrying the tea. Honestly, depression, you come in at the perfect time, birthday parties, for her children, anxiety, you probably caught more hours than anybody at this table. And that means a lot to me. It really does. But none of this is going to mean anything if Tiffany starts therapy tomorrow. If she goes to that appointment, all of you are out of a job. Do you see that fatigue was sleeping? Yeah, it's pretty good. And then there's mom guilt and anxiety.

Anxiety looks anxious. What, she's a great actress. How did you get this up? Yes. I've got an idea. Mania, I grab motivation while she's here and we can team up and distract her. I'll make her think that in order to be happy and like,

she has to organize all of her drawers and cabinets. I can keep all of her priorities at bay, like all of it. You guys are not fucking tapping on this, I'm watching this again. God damn it. I give you one job. Sorry, I kind of sewn down. I appreciate how little she cares about audio quality on these. It's just giant, echoey room.

This is terrible. I was marveling at her range. Yeah, so this is a video. It's been up for a year. So whatever it's gonna get, it's gonna get and it's got 22,000 views out of her 256,000 subscribers. So not OP level bad, but not a great ratio. No, no, she's really falling.

Like she's already hit her peak, whatever that plaque said in her office, I assume it was 2018, something like that. Maybe that was the peak of this for her. And I guess this podcasting thing just really trying to hang on, stay relevant. I'm happy to say I've not reached the 50,000 subscribers you need to get one of those plaques. Yeah, thank God. I'm happy to say I've not reached the 50,000 subscribers you need to get one of those plaques.

Yeah, thank God. I hate to be past my prime. I've been away from her. I've had little kids trolling you to your face. That would suck, too. Oh, Uncle Carl's YouTube's so amazing. Whoa. Oh, you are so cool.

You're killing it, queen. This is amazing. Yes. Queen. That was really mean, Doug. You're so cool. You're killing it queen. This is amazing. Yes. Queen. That was really mean, Doug. Yeah. Just one last one.

If you want to play my number 13, this is, too, clearly fake laughing. It's something Flip said. And then giving it away at the end when she goes, that's so funny. What's the story we have about today? Hey, you remember when mom got possessed? Yeah. Ha, ha, ha, ha. Hey, do you remember that one time,

the mom threatened to take away food? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh my god, these pictures were so great. Do you remember when we cried? Because we were afraid for our lives? That's so freaking funny, dude. That's so funny. Yeah, that's not funny. That's not funny at all. No. And again, talking about he's trying to take away her nostalgia. He's ruining her nostalgia. Yeah, yeah. All she wants to do is not have things

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Let me know, I'll give you my address. Yeah, oh no, Doc, you're right on here. I will just do it right now. Oh, great. Please, no, Oduals, please. Oh, Oduals, such a job. Before we get into that, I have a few things that I want to talk about.

First off, as I was traveling all fucking day, I'm Thursday. I got to listen to the latest bonus episode as I was traveling all fucking day, I'm Thursday. I got to listen to the latest bonus episode from my buddy Dick Masterson. It's over three and a half hours because Maddox is back and Maddox decided, I don't know what he's thinking. He put together a three hour long video about what an asshole Dick Masterson is.

And he dressed like a banana? He wasn't a banana this one. No, it's funny to think he leaves out of the storyline. There's a lot of things he leaves out, but being a banana is one of them. And so he put together this whole video talking about what an asshole dick is, which did Dix-Critis. He's like, well, yeah, I tell everyone I'm an asshole. That which did dick's credit is like well Yeah, I tell everyone I'm an asshole. That's not breaking news by any means But he makes them all this shit and so listening to dick and Sean the audio engineer

Listen to that stuff. They only got like 30% through it and it was over three and a half hours long So they got a lot more to go on this and I'm looking forward to that. It's fascinating So excited to see that Maddox is back in the fold. God bless you, Maddox. You never learned your lesson. So one of the reasons why we love you are the people who never, ever learned their lesson. And just go away or try something else.

He's actually going back at Dick Masterson thinking that's gonna help him out somehow. He does nice things providing more content because fuck wheels got really bad past basically the halfway point. I know and he talks about that too in this video. He says over and over again that Dick Masterson was behind him getting bad reviews and that led to bad book sales

and ruined the book, the book sucks. It's terrible. If anyone gave that book a bad review it's because they run it. It's terrible. If anyone gave that book a bet, review us because they run it. It's so fucking bad. It's not being a comedy book. Two chapters in. And then it's just Maddox fucking mansplaining to me.

And I'm like, I'm also a man, Maddox. You don't do explaining to me on this shit work. Asshole. All right, speaking of assholes, I got to talk about Opie. Misery loves clips on YouTube. Sent this to me on Twitter. And I did write back something a little bit mean to Opie.

But the sailors had just lost the red wings. They put in a very shitty effort and I was not asking. But the sailors were up to. So I wasn't feeling it in a great mood. But anyway, this is the video that they sent to me. This is OP with Who's exactly no, I don't like dabble verse. I don't like any of that shit. I like Kevin. I like combat media. I like OP

I put my toes in the dabble versus it worked out too well. I I caused just too many problems No too much clip watching too much Yes, I think yes, it's not a real show It's not a real show. It's not a real show. It's not a real show. It's not a real show. Thank you. Thank you. You know that like clip watching a lot of that crap is based on open

at these joctobre. Yes, that's exactly. First off, you're ruining your own argument right now. I was like, these are not real shows. It's based on my show, which was a real show. However, that was a long time ago. There's a reason why when they did it, it was okay, but when other people do it, it's not okay.

And OP will explain that to us, but he is being egg-died here quite a bit, I have to say. Yes, exactly. You know, we did a joke. We did that as a side thing like, oh, this will pass some time in between doing our real shit. It's the easiest thing you could do. In between doing our real shit, which was watching horters from the night before pulling clips of that,

or intervention and pulling clips of that and talking about that, that was the real shit they were doing. When they were doing joctober, you know, the bit that they decided to devote an entire month to, but also did other times throughout the year because it was so popular. And personally, I don't know if I'd be up to the task of hanging at a bar with pinball machines and drinking and doing a show. That's a good point. I would get distracted.

I would think that that is the easiest thing actually. Dude, he's also dressed like current day Mike D for some reason. What is this look? Hello, fellow kids. I hope he's still hanging on everyone. So let's find out what Oping is there's to be a real show because apparently if you prep clips together

and then play them and analyze and review and make jokes about them, that's the laziest thing you could do. I didn't realize how lazy I was being all morning today. Preping for today's show. Down here at the lazy K you could do. I didn't realize how lazy I was being all-boarding today. Preping for today's show. Down here at the lazy K-Rans. I thought I was doing much of prep work getting ready for my show.

Opie who's never done prep work at any point in his career is not gonna explain to me what a real show is and why we do as lazy. Exactly. It was a joke. We did that as a side thing like, oh, this will pass some time, maybe. Jacked over just passed some time. What did he do as a side thing? Just passed some pass some time and be jacked over just pass some time

What did you do as a side thing just pass some time? Okay? We're doing our real shit. It's the easiest thing you could do is watch Well, it's easy for you because Sam Roberts pulled all the clips You didn't do any of the prep or he didn't make any of the jokes you had Jim Norton there and Anthony to make the jokes Of course it was easy for you idiots. Could you imagine criticizing somebody for being lazy while you're doing the lazy stuff you could possibly do. Hold on. This is crazy how he's unaware. I bet you haven't seen this clip yet right? No. Okay watch what he says. Lex because you described it to a T already. It's watching a clip and and attacking somebody. Thank you. Right now I'll tell you the

God's eyes truth Jim Stancell. Please. That's all I know We crushed it today, right? But there's something in here. There's a twenty-second clip in here that is ridiculous and stupid It's happening right now. You don't think I know I could look at anybody and grab something that is terrible and then just Exploited right that's the easiest thing you can do with this car is very lazy The clip watching forget that the sniping is the ultimate clip watching is lazy. Sniping is the ultimate. That's the even way easier than that. So you can make me turning on someone else's yesterday. We did point double point and Kevin Brennan just sat there and watched our show for two hours. That seems pretty lazy to me. I don't know. He ate

popcorn watching is lazy. Sniper is kind of fun. It can be fun, but it's it's it's a cop. But you know, it's a cop out. I mean, you're a radio guy. It's a cop out to do it for an hour. I understand for 10 minutes. I've been on two hours. I have made everything up on the spot. I believe on for two hours.

You know, this scary. Did you hear that? He made every up on the spot. You've been on for two hours. You've been on for two hours. You've been on for two hours. You've been on for two hours. You've been on for two hours. You've been on for two hours. You've been on for two hours. You've been on for two hours. You've been on for two hours. You've been on for two hours.

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They were gonna look at Stuttering John. It's, I wish his show started like that. Like, all right. Whoa, that's what we're gonna do. Sounds good. So we're just coming up in the next half hour. All right, I mean, that's wise. Opie's, that's like that's a dumb thing to do to have a show prepared and to know what

you're gonna do and what you're gonna talk about. I was like, oh, that's the laziest. do to have a show prepared and to know what you're going to do and what you're going to talk about. I was like, oh, that's the laziest. I come in here and just wing it. Oh, we everyone does that. It's not impressive. And you're not good at it. No, he's terrible. I've watched 30 seconds of this.

I couldn't imagine watching two hours of this. Two guys drinking at a crowded bar next to pinball machines that people sometimes go and play Look if it works for you good for you, but it's boring. It's stupid and slaszy and there's no Taliban. Thank you Oh, be thank you because I said it's obvious Everyone I should be but I thank you. Thank you. It was now. Yeah kind of and I was gonna do look Okay, just like stuchcha, I just gotta say, OP only has interaction, live interaction with Yes Men. Yes, correct.

Who is this douchebag so nice? So Jim stay until I actually hung out with him at content house last year. No, but friend. But he was, no, he's not a friend because he was also on MLC, the day the suddenly John came on and he was egging on Kevin to say, John shouldn't do my show.

Oh, that dude. I'm just like, what the fuck, dude? Why would you want that content to not happen? What are you doing? Why would you do that? So this guy's been giggling about that ever since, and now he's in with OP. Oh, wow, that's pretty cool, man.

And they're talking about how pulling clips. Now, Stancell could be trolling him at this point. It seems like he probably is. I assume he's just like, yeah, isn't that lazy or they just pulled clips? That's lazy, right? He was kept hoping to go on. He's wearing the shades. You can't see him winking at everything. Yeah. Yeah. Anyone is that desiastic to toast the camera has to be just playing Opie. I would think so. I would hope so for Jim's sake. So or Gymsync. So, anyway, I saw this clip and I went on and I tweeted back,

because Opi was tagged in the clip, so I tweeted back to Opi and I just said, look, I know it seemed like this would be easy to do, but Senator and John has proven that it's not, it's not as easy as it looks. But I also told Opi, if you wanna do a one on one, just the two of us, I'll even come on your channel. I know Opi doesn't go on other people's channels.

He has trouble with it. I'd be, I can't do I know, Opie doesn't go on other people's channels. He has trouble with it. I'd be, I can't do it. I'd be happy to go on Opie's channel and have a discussion with him about this. I'll lazy we are and I'll untalented we are. It'd be a lot of fun. Oh my God, can you please sit in a car with him? If you guys were just sitting in his park car,

I'd love that. That'd be amazing. Yeah. Wait, is that the street washer? Oh shit, you know what's Wednesday? Is that the street washer? Is that even coming? What's it?

Damn it. I would be the street washer. There are three hours waiting for it. All right. I want to point out, Missouri loves company. As I mentioned, he sniped, point dabble point yesterday. He's Chad Zumak on. That's scary talent.

On their goofy army doing the Carl impression. Oh my, remind me, someone found Chad Zumaq went to Chip Chipperson show. Cause I think he was doing a show with Anthony and then the two of them went down together. You see Chad and Missy Bees sitting next to each other in the back behind the people who are on the show. And someone didn't show up. So when you look at the one camera angle, there's chip and then there's no one next to chip and then you just see Chad staring at his phone

and missing in the background. So then I think Jim Norton gets sad for Chad and goes, oh you wanna come up and sit in on this? You're a comedian, come on up. So then Chad gets up, he's, oh I'm at the big boy table now, he sits down and he's there with Anthony and Jim and someone else. And someone put together a compilation of him

just laughing like a girl. And everything everyone else is saying around him. Pretty much doing the impression he does of me long before he knew who I was. So that's embarrassing. Chad, he's really not great at this. So anyway, he's on with Kevin Brennan and Kevin wants my attention again really badly

because he's been tweeting at me, talking about how he makes more money than me. He even said he wants to compare bank statements, which is a weird, it's like a Ralph a male thing to do. He said a Ralph when I was debating with him on the dick show and he's just like, yeah, how much money do you make? Cause I make this like, I don't know.

I'm not worried about money, I'm doing fine. I'm very content, I'm living my dream, I'm podcasting for a living, I'm doing well. I don't care how much money I can have, I'm running this making, or anyone else, it doesn't bother me, I need to go away. And it's funny to see the people on Twitter, you know, people at my back, I appreciate it.

And you know, they're trying to say, I make more money, who cares? Why are you, I'm not concerned about it. I don't think you should be either. This whole thing, we're trying to say, I make more money, who cares? Why are you, I'm not concerned about it. I don't think you should be either. This whole thing, we're there talking about, and Kevin Brennan even wrote out there, because someone wrote to him and said, Carol has more Patreon supporters, more views,

more subscribers, you know, going through the list and Kevin goes, the only thing that matters is money. Well, no, actually Kevin, the only thing that matters is happiness. And I think I'm winning in that department as well, sir. You see kind of miserable. One thing your show has taught me is that, and I'm not sure that these guys would be saying this, but I bet these would be the same type of guys who make fun of kids for being so thin skinned and this generation is just a bunch of pussy. And these guys can't, it's this weird baby slap fight shit. And it's crazy the way that some of these people who are supposed to be adults and successful

adults to varying degrees just can't interact with other people, can't take criticism, can't have fun with it. And like you said, what, what, bank statements? Seriously, that's what we're going to do. My dad can beat up your dad. I make more money than you. This is crazy. It's, it's really insane.

I don't understand, but I, I do understand. We haven't been talking about Kevin Brennan as much on this show. And he wants our attention again. So that's really what he comes up to. Because why else do you challenge someone to, he's obviously not gonna release his bank statements to me. Just kind of out of the blue.

Yeah, it's so silly. So I don't know. He sees that we get a lot more views. So, there's this other thing going on that I could care less about where everyone's accusing Shule of buying views and bot traffic to make it look like more people are watching and still doing John.

He's like, yeah, get a first Kevin Brennan was saying that. So, and John's saying that Kevin proved that he does that because he wants to believe it. That's how John operates proved that he does that because he wants to believe it. That's how John operates. If he hears something he wants to believe, it must be true. So then someone, I think I wanted to prove a point that buying traffic is, I guess,

A, easy to do, but B, you don't have to be the one buying the traffic for it to happen to you. So all this week, Kevin's show has been getting like 10,000 viewers obviously all fake and so that's just kind of 40 because Kevin's just like either by a traffic oh look at that they're by viewers and they're just like yeah these are all fake views that you have on your show. That's a good job. And then Southern John gets on his show last night and is doing the same thing about shooting by and traveling and all of sun. John show has 3000 view live viewers. And John, I have some clips from John show.

I don't want to get into the buying viewer game because I just don't care. It's so stupid. These guys are all complaining about who's buying views and how many views your buying gets a shit. None of that makes any difference anyway. So. Does it do anything?

I mean, if you, okay, all right, I just, I didn't understand what the end game was. Like pretending people are watching your show. It converts to a larger number that you can learn over someone else. No, yeah, unless you want to learn over somebody else, but we're not even talking about big numbers, and I've explained many times, and again, I've mentioned the bank statements.

We're not in show business. We're not making 10 million a year here. This is not real money that anybody is making. And this is a reason I'm here. And also, what is this matter? What is this matter? But there are YouTubers and Twitch streamers that get hundreds of thousands of live viewers. So if you're talking about, well, this person gets 800, but we got 1200 and that guy got 2000. And like, these are all the same number. It's not, there's really no difference between

these numbers. So then it comes out of the superchance. It's gonna make a more money, superchantic. And I'll tell you, man, that format is fleeting. It's not gonna last really no difference between these numbers And then it comes out of the super chance. I'm just making more money super channing and I'll tell you man That format is fleeting. It's not gonna last forever, but whatever. I'm sure it's doing very well for you But anyway, so that instead of being John is watching his viewer count go out and he realizes that someone's buying Views for him and he's like look at I'm not doing a YouTube I'm not doing it whoever's not watching I'm not doing it YouTube. He's always talking to whoever's not watching. I'm not doing this YouTube I'm not even I can't be possibly buying these views right now. It's if you couldn't set something up in advance It's if you had to be doing it real time. Yeah And 500 and 300 more and a thousand more

Now that worries about that. That is my favorite thing is when he says that he was on the phone with YouTube like Patrick YouTube. I Am a complaint for you. Yeah, listen to YouTube. I'm not doing this. Oh, he brings that up a lot patreon and YouTube Yeah, I was on the phone with patreon But he we said this a million times He's and he's going it. He's in war right now with both Tookie and Carter He's just struck Cardiffs YouTube page again yesterday and And he's going to, he's in war right now with both Tuky and Karta. He's just struck Karta's YouTube page again yesterday. And so he's bringing on a lot of heat for himself.

He shouldn't be doing this. He's not going to be able to hang in this. But John always does what would intimidate him. So if he saw that he was getting strikes, he would back down immediately because he doesn't know how to deal with that. And so he likes to threaten people and he likes to do all this shit that he was getting strikes, he would back down immediately because he doesn't know how to deal with that. And so he likes to threaten people and he likes to do all the shit that he would obviously be very scared and nervous of.

And nobody else is. Tukki is ready to go to court with John. They're laughing about it, they're looking forward to it. Curtis ready to go to court. And John is striking things. And he's taking, you know, what he's doing, he's abusing the copyright process on YouTube,

which is against the law. So he's actually putting himself in jeopardy the way he's behaving on here. This is why I don't think he substitutes teaching because when he was doing that, he didn't have time for this. He seemed a lot more happy when he was doing that, which is why I was really rooting for him to do that.

Like I was listening to the past few shows, I was like, I hope he's back to teaching. I hope he takes another break or re-evalues his situation or something, but I don't know. The fact that he's leaning so hard into this makes me think he's got nothing else going on. Well, you know, we have going on a holiday song, the parody contest. You know, we have going on a holiday song, the parody contest. And we have two new submissions. The last episode, we had a couple of fantastic ones. Of course, we took Wednesday off

or our midweek episode we did not do. Those were off the hook. But those were really fucking good. Tookie came in as a guest. This one came in on our Discord. We have a song parody channel in there. This one came in from ABG. It's beginning to look a lot like

Stuttering Job. It's beginning to smell a lot like Stutch Show. Everywhere you go. Or eminent smelt on all three coasts. Dink, so last year's Christmas rose with cockroaches and silver bullets. Oh, it's beginning to smell a lot like stucho. Never heard of snow. Dink lines coming, the other screens. Say what is that in the sheets?

Oh, it's not too gross. This is the improvised style. So pick a wig, Pup, see 550 mugs and you'll know who'll be tipping a 10. He's been locking new jokes and check he had a stroke but he sure hates repulms the kids. All right, Dr. Rass and Sue, you're Rass for all the jing, his kids, his beginning to smell a lot like Stuchos. Alright, well thank you very much, ABG. Just fading out. We appreciate that.

And then this one coming in from Dylan Vance. This is a fun one for us. Hello, hello. Yeah, I'm coming out there in December. I want you're on mine. Yeah, I I'll have a Jew Christmas with Julie Even though He's a J-word and a bully, My hemorrhoids they will lose, They'll be plain And I'll choke his sweet teeth You know I really like how he bruises

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Hey, hey, hey, show, where's your plunger? Starting with a dial tone, ending with a toilet floss probably not going to work, but thank you very much Dylan Bads for sending that in. Let's get. Let's go. Let's go. Let's go. Gakkiya. Starting off, I did play this yesterday on Pointe Deble Point, but it's worth playing again. Of course, Ralph Serella passed away this past week.

And Ralph started off as Howard Stern's stylist. They were longtime friends. He was only 58 years old when he passed away. And we just played Ralph probably for the first time on this show on the most recent newest episode of WATP because we were looking back at how John had the falling out with Howard long after he left the show. And you could tell that that Ralph did not like John. And right. He never sells. Yeah, correct. A lot of good reasons for it. And Howard, I'm listening to his episode on Wednesday. And he's talking about how much Ralph meant to him and how sad he is of Ralph's passing and everything. And the big point he kept talking about was the fact that Ralph never wrote a book,

never went to the press, never said anything about Howard Stern, never revealed anything about Howard Stern. Howard even used weird words like he goes, he never betrayed me. Yeah. He was like, why did you use betray? That's a weird word to use. It sounds like there's something really interesting since like he could have. Yeah, real salacious going on. So there's speculation that they're gay lovers and that could be what's going on. I don't know.

But Ralph never said anything. There was a color they called it and said, what was Ralph's sexuality? Do you know Howard and Howard goes, I'm keeping, he kept on my secrets, I'm keeping on his secrets, like, it's a weird way to answer that question. Yeah.

So anyway, nothing weird about that. Okay. So then two hours and 45 minutes into the show, the Howard Stern show, Fred Norris speaks up. And this is crazy. They're all talking about Ralph and Woody went to the show and how they felt about him and everything else. And Fred decides to take a shot at Stuttering John. And they're talking about the fact that Ralph could have talked

mad shit and never did. Fred, you want to say anything about Ralphie, boy? I don't know if you were close with him or not or I was not as nearly as close as you, for example. I mean, I really felt for you yesterday when Gary called me. I, he was actually like sobbing on the phone telling me the news. I mean, I knew it was really, really, because he first started, I have really something to tell you and he was sobbing. And I'm going, oh, fuck, you know, like what the hell happened? And then when he said Ralph had passed, I was like in total, total disbelief. And in total shock.

And I also thought of you and I thought of Robin and how what, what good friends, you know, you were with him. And you said something earlier, which I thought of and I think it bears repeating how loyal he was to you. There have been so many scumbags who have come on this show. I hate to say it. That worked here. That went on to quote unquote greener pastures and wrote, wrote many books and stories and things like that about what they said. It was like to work here. And to Ralph Cretett, he never said anything about you and he could have, he could have cleaned up.

I mean, he just, it was amazing to me and he was loyal to you. He was a friend. So that was really interesting and he could have, what are you trying to say, Fred? He could have just as I could if I wanted to. Yeah, like, Fred's like, I was, like, I can't do like, I got some shit out of you too, motherfucker. That was what does that go in no then? I don't know.

The whole thing was very weird. All this points to the things I've been saying for a while, I think Howard is gay. I never thought that before. But, seeming more and more, like, that's a possibility here. It's really bizarre. It's just the way that they're all talking about this. It's really bizarre, but seeming more and more like that's a possibility here. It's really bizarre. Just the way that they're all talking about this is really bizarre, but I love the fact

that you took a shot at Suttering John directly and he goes, I think Fred's point there was, Ralph actually had things that were interesting to say. John's whole beef was, didn't pay me enough money. To what we were talking about a week ago, where it's like, just be grateful that it turned into your career, it's a tight show, and all the doors are open for you. You wouldn't have gotten the deal with Atlantic Records. You wouldn't have been on a celebrity get me out of here. You wouldn't have had all these cameos and movies and TV shows.

It's all because of being on the Howard Stern Show. They hired you, site unseen, the gave you an opportunity, and you have no gratitude. But that's the weird thing. According to him, it had nothing to do with that. He could have done this on his own. Yeah, I know. His third great teacher saw potential in them.

He was gonna make it in show business. It just so happened. My start was on the house, I got distracted. He's such a fucking asshole. Such a good idea. But anyway, I love that Fred Norris someday coming on W-A-T-P to do a Stuttering John segment. Fingers crossed, I hope that's not the kiss of death for Fred, because that's why I said about Ralph last week, so that would suck. All right, so I want to get into some stuff from this week from Stuttering John, starting off with, this guy put together this amazing video in Devil's Anonymous.

His name is Scooly A-Bar. It's SK-00LI underscore A underscore B-A-R. Scooly A-Bar. He made this video and I have clips of it. It's over eight minutes long. I'm not going to play the whole thing. But it's pretty much counting down all the beers that John has over his one episode on Thursday.

And they count eight or nine. And it's funny how you see his behavior change, God. I forgot, I brought a prop for this segment. Oh, shit! Oh, I felt so dumb. I visited my dad yesterday and he had won in the fridge. And me trying to explain to a 75-year-old man where I had to take one of his scores

home with me when I left. Well, I gotta say, you're doing a really bad tab-burton pressure to write out. I like I went through like 30 cores out of this show. But all right, so it starts off on this video that I want to play for you. John's talking to his politics friends. And I think this is a pretty good representation

of what's going on in John's head is they're droning out about politics. And as now said that if Hunter Biden doesn't testify in private instead of in public, he's going to, they want to jail Hunter Biden while he, the hypocrite that he is completely Oh, wait it. That's a peanut from Congress. Yeah, the reality they zoom in on job and it's just a dancing music. It is. I'm not sure they're in the same Amazon. Yeah, it really doesn't matter what Biden says.

What they will do is what they're going to do. But all right, that being said, Army Major, how do you feel about him saying that? Well, I want to interview right there. Okay, yep, no, that's a good point, but that being said, oh, shit, I have nothing. You say something now, Army Major. It is an Army Major and you turn to talk.

I'm just here to moderate, baby. He's zoning out and then he finishes his beer and he's like reaching over to the ice of talk and then crack another beer. Why does he place his beers on the other side of his computer? He could easily just put them next to him. He doesn't have to reach over his computer to grab the beer. He still starts every show adjusting things. I know. I know. The fuck you think that's cool. Is that a weird flex for you? I don't know. Yeah, I don't know what it is. Also, and I think I have

a clip of this coming up later. Everyone's fucking with them now, and setting delivery people to his house, delivering beer, chicken wings from 7-11 and all this kind of shit. And watching John get out of the couch or get off the couch. So belabored, I don't know if it's hemorrhoids,

or he's just out of shape, or both. It's a four or five step process for him to get up off the couch. There's probably some shit going on. We don't know about yet. Probably, yeah. So people are doing this. They're timing it so that this is happening during his show. Yes.

Yeah, they're purposely doing it. In fact, here's our first example of many that we have today of John. The show has to come to a halt so that he can get his deliveries that are coming in. I go to the show's not just a laugh, which I... Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Come on in. Come on in.

Hello. Come on in. Does that guy still have delivery? He has to freeze with his phone in. Like, in that? Yeah, you're right! He goes, he goes, hold on! This is like, we're not playing, we're not playing,

we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we're not playing, we In the middle of a conversation, John hears a knock on the door and starts yelling come on in. Normally when people are delivering things to your house, you open the door for them. For a total stranger, yes. Yes. John yells to everyone to come in. A lot of people are uncomfortable with that. They're like, what?

What's going to happen when I come into this place? I can't even get murdered. Yeah, right. Exactly. The only person that's how you were killed. And John gets annoyed with people who don't come right in right away. What is it? Uh, I like the broski.

Broski's, all right, hold on, Brian. Watch him get up. Oh, you couldn't see that well on that one. All right, so he's like, what do you have? That's always the thing when someone delivers something. They're highlights. I do like seeing all the water marks all over his back.

Oh, I know, Jesus. God forbid he'd pay the 10-dollar license fee. Why didn't he just, why didn't he just cut his camera and get up and mute himself and do it? He's not contributing anything to this conversation. He's still being right. He's going without him. Yeah, he can just leave it. I'll be right back, guys.

And then come back. But instead, he turns into this whole production where he's yelling at the delivery guy. And so then here's another delivery they come, Zen. Miller Highlight, really. Yeah, that reminds me of like 19, come on in, it's 1976. That's, I don't know, I didn't order anything. You don't want anything?

No, did they pay for it? No. Yeah, I don't know where I'm about to get out of here. Did they pay for it? No. Yeah, I don't know where it back at here. Did they pay for it? No. All right, then get out of here. He's so rude to these people. To these poor people are just delivering whatever

the app tells them to deliver, they're picking it up, they're bringing it over to his house, and he's like, get out of here. They're not picking out a gift for him. I know, I don't want it, he wants it. But also, the very telling thing is, is it paid for? Oh, yeah.

Is it paid for? Definitely. Because I will accept anything that you give me. Because I am a loser who will take anything to people's stomach. So wait, you can order anything in him. It's up to his house. Yeah.

Yeah, let's, let's relax here. I do want to open this up to your listeners. Anything you send to me, I will accept what, I mean, if I don't have to pay for it, just give me anything. If you say so, I can creep. You So weird. All right. So now this is proof right here. This is one of my favorite clips of all time. I've been saying for a while, John has no business being on a political show, went alone hosting a political show. He doesn't know anything about politics. And of course, he's got the liberal democratic talking points that he regurgitates from

MSNBC. You can tell he just watches these opinion shows and then comes out and spouts out of this stuff. So now John's actually going to come up with his own political idea here. It seems like this is one of one of the few times he has a thought on his own and it shows how dummy is he doesn't understand how the political system in the United States works. Is it possible that Obama could be nuisance running me? No. As vice president.

No. So he can't even be vice president? No. No. So he can't even be vice president? No, no. He cannot be, he cannot be in line for succession for the presidency because he's already served two terms. The fact that these two laughed at him,

shaking their heads, no, tells you everything you need to know. Like, that's insane. And Carl, yeah, you're right. He should not be doing a political show. But I also think it's easy to pick on him for this because he's doing this. I think it makes more sense to say he shouldn't be doing any show. Correct. He's not going to anything. We did that Hollywood show for a hot minute. He was terrible at that. He's terrible at his other show. He's awful. All right, I'll prove you wrong, dog.

Here are the top 10 comedies, uh, Caddy Shack. Uh, I'm gonna blow out. Almost famous. Meet the fuckers. Almost famous. I know we messed this. I can't get it.

Let's talk about my kids. We have asked this over and over, but what do these guys have in it for them to appear on the show? What the fuck is the problem? Did they lose a bet? Rich no Jedi, it's constantly defending John too. Even when he got up to grab a delivery, he was gone for like four minutes.

Rich no Jedi is reading the chat, and he's going, I'll tell you why we go on John's show. Oh, it's because John's a great guy. You don't know John, like we do. The guy in the middle is Brian Carrim, I think, his name is just a dud. Yeah. He's just, nothing.

I think he probably was a stern fan and it just happened to be talking to Stutter and John. He's the kind of guy that John thinks we all are. We're like, ooh, I can talk to Stutter and, but let me, wow, I want to be his friend. I think he's that guy. That means there wasn't, there was a time where I seriously consider reaching out to Stuttering John and just being like,

John, come on my show. We just talk about an 80s movie, your choice, whatever you want us to get angry to anyone. It's not a joke or anything, but man, the way that he turns on everyone, I am so glad I didn't do that because he would have turned on me by now and he would have doxed me with all the dumb stuff. He's trying to do the card if and everything like that. Like I'm so thankful, first of all, that he did block me on Twitter by

just being associated with your show. So it takes, takes. It's very easy to block by John. Robo Shitstein in the discord says that Karam is a press quarter reporter for Playboy and CNN. Playboy has a press quarter reporter. He has White House access. He knows John via the Midas touch brothers. Yeah, I know John made a lot of connections

with different liberal politics, journalists, reporters, whatever they are, but I can't imagine anyone would take him seriously ever again. We're suggesting that Barack Obama could be the running mate for Gavin Newsom. And it sounds crazy that this guy who has legitimate credentials would be on this show or would entertain even talking to Stuttering John. Is this his one and done appearance? Has he been all over for? He's not all the time. Him and Richard O'Jetter. I don't have a week now.

Well, O'Jetter, I get it. He's really in, I don't know, the John business. I don't quite understand why, but this other guy, I don't know, I'd never heard of him. All right. The other thing that John does is he likes to repeat himself. That's a good way to get your point across is to say it over and over and over again. This is the silliest thing from the shit way. He's trying to create this false narrative. The shit way is just trying to create some false narrative. is just trying to create some false narrative. Shitware. Shitware.

And now, this is the false narrative. A false narrative set up by the shitware. The shitware. He has to create this false narrative. Shitware. Shitware, but the shitware. Okay, and this is all from that video, school A bar that I found on dabbers and others all from the same episode.

It's unbelievable. This episode is sponsored by the the word shit way and false narrative. How long does he have to leave these super chats up here? Like how long has this one been sitting on? I know he just gets distracted. His own nonsense.

So one more video that I pulled from this video and he gets another delivery on this show. Something to lie about. What? Who is it? Who? I Didn't order pizza go away Do not disturb I

Didn't order it And find out who did so you can report them Find out whoever called get the phone number and report them To who just who do you report that to what is it? Does it have to I get the police? Talking about to Vinnie, but you see though as John gets drunk. He gets meener because more and more of a prick Absolutely, this is a real personality coming out. And he puts us out on the internet. Yeah, he's on the internet.

Here's the knock on the door. What? Is it people are gonna be like, oh, hey man, I'll just spray a pizza. Oh, I'm sorry, my knock didn't explain this. Yeah, right. Wow, not for nothing, but there's this phrase called,

don't shoot the messenger. This is not this fucking guy's fault. Why is man this guy? He should get up, go listen man, I'm sorry. This is not this fucking guy's fault. Why is man this guy, he should get up. Go listen man, I'm sorry. I've got these fucking people pranking me. They keep sending me shit. Yeah.

I didn't order this pizza. Fucking Richard O'Jeta defends this guy. Oh, you don't know him like we know him. We just heard him be right someone for no fucking reason. And this is the guy you want to defend. We know better than you Richard. Yeah. It's guys a pretty good.

You imagine, do you imagine talking to a delivery person like this? No, I don't care if it's the first one that showed up or the 10th one that night. Come on, this is to everyone like this. That was my first time on his show. I would have tapped out. I would have been like, okay, bye.

All right, let's get into more fun stuff that John does. Like, threatened me. It's been a while. See, the Cardiff and Duke are having all the fun lately. Because what Cardiff is doing, and actually this isn't even the video, I don't think that John struck, but Cardiff is doing,

he's finding out all of the people who are members of John's channel because he puts it on members only chat and then Cardiff finds out who's chatting and then he adds them to a list of people to shame them for supporting Saturday, John. I don't know how ethical that is. I'm not going to debate that.

I'm not doing that personally. But that's what Cardiff's up to. And then of course, Tukki did the review of John's children, adult children giving wedding speeches as Susanna's second wedding to their new stepdad, Aaron. And so they did a show that was transformative reviewing those videos. John put a strike on that. He put a strike on the,

what was the other one that they put a strike on for Cardiff? It was, oh, it was the video that we put on this show where John goes and called if emailed me today threatening me and then Cardiff pulled up the email this show that Cardiff didn't threaten him. John threatened Cardiff back the other way. So for some reason, John thought he could strike that for who knows why.

But let's not forget that I'm still over here making fun of John too. So he's gonna let me know that I'm not in the clear because as you know, producer Chris has been with me this whole time, he'll tell you, when I get threats like this, I get real nervous, I pull, when I get threats like this, I get real nervous, I pull back, I go, all right, I'll stop podcasting for a while.

No, John, you idiot. Just the opposite every fucking time. Hey, lady, Kay. You're gonna call in why you are yet. All right, so Shule's wife's crystals is constantly telling John I'm doing things. She's constantly saying, I'm tweeting this or I'm talking about that.

Right now, she gave John two bucks. I say, Carl is calling NYU live on air about your degree. Now, the big controversy right now is, did John or did John not graduate with a four year degree from NYU? A lot of evidence they did not. We'll get into that later. But John is reading that super chat, believes it always believe everything that she writes or he writes, she'll ease

wife's crystals, writes to John. He always believes it every fucking time. He's such a moron. This person is just trying to get a reaction out of you and you always fall for it. So all right. John thinks that I'm calling NYU live on the air. Oh, good. Say hi to all my teachers like Mick Ribbon. Oh, yeah. My camera one class with Boris. Hi, can I talk to Stuttering John Melinda's teachers, please? Oh, right away, sir. In which order? How about the goals? We have them all right here.

I guess this is proof John. This must be proof that John graduated because he took classes there and knows professor's names. Okay. It is also weird that he calls them teachers. If he didn't go to college or not called teachers when okay. Get ahead. Get caught. Call him on. Get me. Okay. Also, I would never call NYU is that what I do on my show. I'm not trying to fact check amount of the best again journalist, but the idea that he's like a call all my teachers.

No, no, no, I would just call whoever's in charge of knowing who graduated each year and have them check the records. Why would I call each one of you fucking professors? Doesn't make sense. It's not a way to go about that. We're not doing a background check. Hey, John, so I called everyone I knew at NYU and I spun my wheels for a couple of months

and came up with nothing. You were right. That was a really bad strategy on my part. Where's my hundred bucks? I don't know what I was thinking. John, I was just wondering, was Boris the first or last name of your teacher? Okay.

Do it. Do it. I love it. I love it. Keep it up, Lady Kay. A strike's coming for you, Lady Kay. Oh, yeah. Keep it up, Lady Kay. Keep it up. If it's not transformative. Skewler. He's talking about his son again. If it's so he's trying to threaten me saying that I did something that wasn't transformative.

Yet last night on John show, he went back and watched the e-channel Howard Stern clip where he was fucking with Ralph Serella. He looks so bad in this too because Ralph Serella doesn't feel good. He's sleeping on the couch in an office and John goes in and just yells boo in his ear twice until Ralph finally goes, what, John? And then John just keeps fucking in and so Ralph finally just chucks a shoe and goes, go away. And then John's the victim. Oh, I can't leave this. He threw a shoe at me.

What's wrong? But meanwhile, John's watching this whole thing without pausing, without commenting on it. It's not transformative at all the way the John's doing. This is something that definitely is copyrighted that he shouldn't be able to get away with. But I want to point out to John who's telling me what is transformative content. Something that John didn't even understand

the concept of not too long ago. I did just win. I got a strike from Simon and Schuster over here of him. Lots of shulies don't work it over there. And I was able to win my dispute, and I was able to win that claim, so I was able to put my video back up of us, goofing on Julia Fox's audio book.

So I'm not afraid of you, Chad. You're broke and you don't understand the law, which is something that I'm gonna point out here. He's such a fucking idiot when it comes out I don't know law works So this is no way Jose pointing out that and no way Jose on Facebook is bringing us some good points about this lawsuit. He's threatening Tookie with and Mm-hmm again, I want to point out Tuky had that video. John put a strike on it. So Tuky put it up on rumble. I think

that has 7,000 views on it on rumble. So it's the stri-zand effect. John keeps bitching about this video. And and everything bitch is about it. Oh, he replayed Tuky. You're like, hey, you can find it on a rumble page. it's right there. It's people keep watching it. So more and more people are seeing it than what else. Just hilarious. And so this is, this is John not understanding how the law works at all. Uh, yeah, no way Jose, don't worry about me.

I'm well equipped. All right, so no way Jose writes, your ex-wife gave you the copyright of a vid that a guest filmed of your kids. I just know that the lawyers are gonna involve your family and it's gonna get messy. Please make sure you have all your ducks in a row before going the lawsuit route.

Sounds like pretty good advice because we are getting families involved. Who filmed this? Who has the ownership of it his family is there his wife their stepdad could get messy pretty good advice does John listen to this no he's got his own idea here for this lawsuit rocker don't know what's coming rocker has no idea what's coming because I have I have the video in Joey the crap they were saying no judge is gonna be cool with the stuff they were saying You know the anti-transit the anti-African-American shit no judge is gonna view

fucking Rocco and go oh That's cool. No, no, especially not a judging cow, fooling you. Skull, how articulate. China's no idea how the law works. He's like, that judge is gonna rule that it's not cool. My verdict, not cool. We're all gonna watch it in his chambers.

And he's gonna turn around and be like, not cool, guys. Yeah, he's gonna be like, Rocco, please approach the bench. I'm disappointed you, Rocco. These are very mean jokes that you tell. John thinks it's gonna be Tookie there and a floating potato. Yeah, I want to see a puppet in a courtroom. Like, there's so I want to see that broadcast.

I was watching Alure Reble this morning and he was saying, Tuky will definitely be in this courtroom. I mean, he won't be able to control obviously, but, you know, I'll probably be up there next to his attorney and then right behind if you see Tuky watching like, what? Fucking awesome. Oh my God, we're flying to California or Colorado where we have to go. To be a part of this courtroom proceeding.

I want to see this. They've been putting on C-SPAN or something. I can play court TV, but I actually play this one. Fucking fantastic. So John literally thinks that the first amendment, the first amendment of the Constitution of this country doesn't exist. It's the one everyone knows, the right to free speech. It's the one where it's like, hey,

are you out to like make fun of that guy's family? Yes, you are. Yeah, but even if his family has a person who transitioned, well, yeah, that's how free speech works. There's not like exceptions to the rule. Yeah, I know, but it hurt this guy guy's feelings really bad. Uh-huh. So still free speech. Still perfectly legal.

Nothing you could do about it, dummy. So now, no way Jose comes back and tries to explain to him. Listen, man, if you're, if this is a copyright thing, it doesn't matter what they say about your kids. I don't know what this means. Is this the lady who heard her back chimney sweeping? Do you understand that? No, I don't.

Yeah. Who knows with that guy? Yeah. You know, no way, Jose, I thought you were cool. Now you're g- He's actually giving you good advice right now. So what he writes now is dark humor illegal? Is it a copyright

lawsuit or is a civil rights lawsuit for the racist slash trans comedy? Yeah. What do you try to accomplish here? It reminds me of when Michael Popock was arguing the series XM, oh, John money for right to publicity. And his argument was he was making $30,000 a year on the Howard Stern show. Cake, a completely different company, was paying him an amount of money that he agreed to and worked for. Was it to do with fucking anything? So I think John's been getting a lot of bad legal advice

for people and has no idea what he's talking about. Cool, and now you're like, his dark human legal, is it a copyright lawsuit, or a civil rights lawsuit with a racist, it's a copyright lawsuit, but still doesn't matter. That's, that's Jack, do the thing to him. You never know.

It's a cock tool. Whatever, Jack is caught and something that doesn't make any fucking sense, he always goes, yeah, but it doesn't matter. Well, no, that's the only thing that matters. What is this lawsuit about? What are your ground like? No one reads Wikipedia.

Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah. They changed his Wikipedia say he didn't graduate from my money. He was like, that doesn't matter. Who's who's gonna try to fight out facts about me and Wikipedia? Anyone who's looking for facts about you. Yeah. It's the answer. Just the idea of the judge going, okay, this is a copy route law. Copyright loss. Yeah. But the things you didn't aren't cool. So I'm going to throw some shade. Unbelievable. He's so out of it. He has no understanding of what he's even doing. All right. So

John, this is, we were playing those clips before of the delivery guys coming on Thursday. This is Friday show. Now it's Joey C. It's Joey C's birthday. We're all celebrating Joey C's birthday. We have a birthday Joey Joey see very exciting for everyone and so Vince the lawyer Decides to send Miller high life to John and John's upset because Vince the lawyer is happy to send him stuff But when John calls him Vince doesn't answer his phone. Oh, right Which is interesting only because again, I was was watching El Harible this morning,

and Vince was sending stuff to El Harible from 7-11. And so, El Harible called Vince and Vince answered immediately. So, just FYI. But I'm not going gonna sit here and take shit from this idiot No, this is millahy life. Oh my god. He's drinking a four-year piece of the high life It was Bence the lawyer

Who by the way this guy Who by the way, this guy has plenty of free time to keep sending me fucking COVID tests and old tools, but he doesn't have the time to talk to me on the phone. And to me, that's ridiculous. Scooch! But I'll keep taking the free shit in the meantime. Oh yeah, for sure. He almost had a falling out over this. Oh, duels, I gotta say.

He got very upset with Vince Deloei for sending Oh duels. Not realizing there was other beer packed underneath the Oh duels, but he's through such a fit that he ran the delivery guy out of there. Wouldn't let him take his license. Never got to the punchline. Yeah, never got to the punchline. Yeah, never had to punchline. Decide he was no longer friends with Vince the Warrior. This is insane.

It's crazy. But this isn't normal human behavior. If you don't say. So I just want to explain this to John. I know you watch this, these clips that we do. So John, the reason why Vince the Warrior fucks with you, but doesn't answer when you call him is a you're annoying and needy.

B, you're difficult to be friends with. C, people hate the text that you send that just says, call me. I've gotten it. Vince has gotten it. It's annoying. We're adults. You don't do that. Don't tell us what to do.

D, he doesn't like you. He's trolling you. And E, you're a fucking moron, and you keep falling for it. He doesn't want to be your friend, he wants to fuck with you. I have to tell John this every fucking week, and he's like, I don't Carl says it, you're a troll. He is a troll! It's not just me saying it.

Yeah, but it doesn't matter. Ha ha ha. Oh god damn, and it's, he just keeps getting him back in his good graces too, it's so funny. I know. How he just keeps falling for it. Yeah, it's like the car pulling away from someone and then they stop Or the He's had the fucking dollar bill on the yeah, yeah except for like Scott the adjury be like oh okay You're fuck with me. He just keeps doing it to win him over though, you just hand him a six pack, that's it. That's it. That's all it takes.

Now, it's all good. Or a 40 in this matter. I can't believe, that's a red flag. When you see somebody over the age of 22 drinking a 40. Yeah, it's not great. Well, over the age of 22, how about over the age of 55? That's where things are getting fucking nuts. Like this is not good. Yeah, yeah. Okay. over the age of 22, how about over the age of 55? That's where things are getting fucking nuts.

This is not good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, so John gets a super chat from a person named, at Stuttering John Clips on YouTube, I recommend checking that out. At Stuttering John Clips has some good news for John in his battle to prove that he did graduate.

He does have his degree from NYU uh... oh there you go seven-year-old clips oh great how do we get that seven-year-old clips on that you do a plug how do we get so people can fucking did i don't have to fucking, it's hanging on my wall.

Okay, so he wrote, I have the video because John claims he has proof. If you look at the old Zillow listing of his apartment, the photo of his living room, you can see it's framed. You can't see what's in the frame, but there is a frame about the size of something that might be a degree or something. For example, if a potential is closed. But he doesn't have that anymore? Well, I guess it got shipped out to his Florida house in a box somewhere, he doesn't know where.

Oh, I thought maybe he ponded it or shared it. Where it is. So this is the video that Atcilarion Don Clips is referring to. Wait a minute, go right. There, freeze that. Fuse green. Okay, freeze that.

Take the green. Back to right now and that guy back to you. He's literally right here at the spot. So it says Bob Levy has to be here at university and Bob Levy's name in it. But John doesn't know that. So later on in the show, John, the guy tells him, go to YouTube and put in whatever the search is so that John can find this.

And so John does that. Okay, Jokey, see it? I can, yeah. Oh, it was very... So this is my old, this is my condo. Oh, yeah, yeah. You get kind of green in the kitchen or something Yeah, yeah, that was my ex-wife always liked the you know that call

Don't blame her. I'm not first place. So I repeated it. So here we go He's fucking what me you say Think the guy you know, well, he's just not a naked freaking He's fucking what me you say The guy you know well he's just not a naked freaking girl Center and John clips just when I thought you were actually cool Dude, Center Jack clips look at the avatar for him It's John making the goofiest face every day. I thought we were friends. What's going on? That's what I was thinking when I saw it. I was like, well, you know, you're being true. You should know you should He really should know. No, he thinks everyone's a super fan. Oh, he's really does he assumes I mean my name is in their name

Devil story and I'm a devil a devil story. It must like me Devil story and I'm the devil a devil story it must like me So stupid All right, so now here's another delivery person coming over to the house. This is Friday night Yes Can I help you Can I help you Stop yelling at them. I'm a knocking Hello What is it?

What is it? Is it beer? Do I have to pay for it? All right. Joey, I'll be right back. All right, buddy. I don't right back. All right, buddy. I don't turn down free beer. Yeah, we know.

There you go. Go for it. Can you get up? All right, let's see. Keep him occupied, Joey. I have a little honor. Leo Gunn, thank you for the happy birthday, buddy. He can't just get up.

He has to scooch down and fight up and hold on to it. He's trying to get up on the, why he couldn't get up on the left side, he had to like roll his way over to right to get out of there. He's like a turtle on his back. I believe it. Oh, my God. And he just cringing these interactions

with the end delivery people. Really, it makes me anxious. Yeah, I don't like this. Yeah. I just can't imagine someone delivered someone in my home which I have done quite often and yelling what that's not how you respond to that you get up and you answer the door or how about this here's a crazy fucking idea you put a sign on your door this has been happening multiple times every fucking episode put a sign on your door. This has been happening multiple times every fucking episode.

Put a sign on the door that says, I'm currently broadcasting, but please come on in to deliver this or something. So you're just, come on my show. That's great. We'll want it everybody all the time. What are your credits?

Let's see if you can be on my show. So here are a bunch of people just trolling John on the chat with WTP references. Vinnie, thanks to Buzz Carl has a beer trap mouth. Can you make a song for him? Not for two bucks, come on man. Tom Deloby, Vinnie, that's Vinnie's a fat wipe, I'm sorry. Vinnie the fat wipe is the name, I'm sorry.

No, why is struggling that? Song for him. Not for two bucks. Come on, man. Tom Deloby sent us, Joey, they played your fight with your wife on W-A-T-P. Much fight. I don't know. I'm not talking about you, Prupuper. Lady K's boyfriend, Brandon has small hands.

You know what I mean? Got it. No. Lady K's boyfriend, Brian. Oh, I don't know what that means. So, Brandon from the Jordan Mike show, the producer from the Jordan Mike show, is here their reference thing is that. Just fun to watch these guys fucking with him.

He has no clue. He just running the show like, this is normal. Come on, this one's great though. Joey upsets stomach, don't crack the bed in sheets. I know it's not that that's Joey's wife's crystals. Always two bucks, always fucking it's fave. All right, so this is great because this whole time, Joey's going, have you seen the cartoons

that were in together, John? And of course it's aqua teen hunger force where Carl from that show is John's voice. And Joey is master shake, but they're doing this new thing where it's a devil felt or baloney felt or whatever it is, it's a sign felt thing. And so John finally watches one of these for the first time.

And in this interaction, it's the sign felt one where he's talking to the person voice that Monique from Radio Gunk is the voice of the woman that he's interacting with here. Who, by the way, I met in person for the first time this past week and she was lovely and I'll play on getting together with her again in the future, we're not too far from each other

from our WTP South studios. And so, John, all right, let's take predictive. You see this yet? No. This just happened last night. Do you think John will be offended by this cartoon? How do you think he'll react to it? I feel like his knee jerk reaction is to be offended,

but I'm thinking he won't get it. Okay, what do you think? Oh, he'll be offended. Okay, you won't believe this Is he? No, I think I don't I don't see him hating on you at all man. Be honest with you Everything has all his work is about you Oh, yeah, everybody's fucking shows are about me though. I thought you knew the guy. That's what I thought you were like promoting them Now Joe is the 10th love mixed love with Sean men. There's a

On in the background He doesn't get this is funny I'm gonna mix love with Shawn Mendes on in the background. I'm just going to go. I don't know. I always eat as a cat. This is funny. Now I hope you're not setting me up here, Joey. No, come on, man. I hope you get started. Yeah, that's the one. That's the one.

It's funny to come in. What's going on? It's going to happen, Josh. Come on, Josh. Come on, Josh. I'm going to be a parody. What's going on, I'm just gonna be a part of it. What the fuck? What the fuck? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh?

What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh?

What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? What bad could happen, Josh? Wow. He is laughing and clapping. He's laughing a lot with the left track.

He's loving it so far. Just because it's his voice. He's loving it. Are you or are you not a substitute teacher? Yes or fucking no? Release the crackin' Oh! What the fuck is that mean? What is the manga? Oh, the NBC. That was a great job.

Thanks for turning me on. That was great. We got to watch the ones with me and you as a layer under shorts. You got to, I'm the milkshake and you're you. It's funny. That was cool. Just look at the shorts and you'll see me, go down and you'll see me and you as a meat.

I'm a milkshake and you're in your you. You guys pick up on what's really funny about what Joey's he just said. I'm the milkshake and you're you not Carl the food from I could do hunger for it's but you it's that natural of a pain. And literally when I hear John talking is normal speaking cadence it reminds you of Carl from I could do now it's all I could think of. It's perfect. But he loved it. He fucking loved it.

He loved it. I couldn't believe it. Why does, oh man, I just, the establishing shot of like a dilapidated crack then is amazing. Yes. So anyway, Joey C turning John on finally. I've been he's watching all of those today. Oh, yeah, by pinching it right now. All right, guys, we have some very big news to get to.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me I go for the girl. Because that's absurd. All right, Patrick Michael put out a new episode of Freewater. He's got a bunch of announcements.

He's got energy. this is very exciting. Wow. Some of you that have came to the live and listened to the last episode of this podcast, you know, I got a new microphone. Yes. You know, we're constantly updating. And the first update that we are gonna try to make

when it comes to the show is we're gonna get it, we're gonna get a team. That's right. We're gonna get a fucking team. We're gonna get it we're gonna get a team that's right we're gonna get a producer okay now what I mean by that is an actual producer not somebody who just works on the audio okay not somebody who knows how to camera switch okay not that I'm bringing in a producer to sort of keep me level, okay? Somebody who can keep me on track. Somebody who can introduce new things, okay? Somebody who's sitting there behind a computer with

Google readily available, okay? Because Papa needs his own Jamie. Oh, I was hoping he was going to say producer Chris. I was going to say producer Chris, I would be checking those LinkedIn messages. Yeah, did you get it off for you? What's going on? Well, I like how he's saying, we're gonna do this, we're gonna do that. We're gonna bring in a team.

So he's like, well, really, I'm gonna bring in another guy. Yeah. There should be one other guy in the show. And of course, yes, to make a seem like it's Jamie from the Joe Rogan show, everyone thinks like, I need a Jamie and then I'll be as popular as Joe Rogo, is that that's the secret formula right there? I just need a guy who can Google stuff on the fly.

That's not helpful anyway, but okay, if you say so. Who's that guy that he tried to do a podcast with for a little bit? Well, Tray Peacock. The Tray Peacock, that's, I would suggest that. I don't know that you're gonna find anybody else that's willing to help you and do this for no money. Well, guess what?

You would be incorrect because you have this guy named D and D is into gaming and stuff but he was getting the podcasting, so him and Patty have been having these conversations, Patty's like, listen man, you know what I should have done? I tried to start off doing everything myself and hosting, she started off as a producer. That's probably a good way to get into this thing and so this guy D's just like all right, that's cool So what's my role gonna be and this is how Patty explains what this guy's role as aside from

Googling things like Jamie does Start out being a producer Okay, you don't have any pressure of being a co-host. You don't have expectations All you got to do is throw things out there when necessary laugh when it makes sense You know answer questions when they're they're asked to you, right? Basically speak when spoken to and laugh at my jokes. Yeah, the job is look for the light So I give this two months max. That's what I'm gonna say for this. I mean, I will say that when it comes to patty C-cubs,

I do have no expectations for his show, so I think that's pretty accurate. Yeah, and he goes on to explain that, listen, this guy D, my new producer, it's only for free water. He's not on the network, he's not on the other shows that I do. He's only, I'm not going to overwhelming the shows. I'm just going to do, I'm just going to put him on free water, but he's already determining that this is going to be a great partnership. Come in and produce a podcast for a half hour, dude. We're gonna be killing it relatively quickly

You know just as our own relationship Listen to what he says here, okay, you know just as our own chemistry. It's a pretty good dude Pretty interesting guy. They're gonna be killing it just as their own chemistry It's a pretty interesting guy All right. I'm sure that'll happen for you. He always has a good chemistry with new people coming in. So we're not we're not going to hear from this interesting character. No, he's going to have so much. Patty, no, I mean in this episode, not in this episode. Patty hyping this off. Yeah, okay. This is just the big announcement. But guys, all right, this is very exciting because this is not just a guy who's gonna be

Running the show. There's more to it than that, but the fact that I got a guy who's got equipment hardware And drive right somebody who's interested in doing it and He lives right behind Somebody who's interested in doing it and he lives right behind This this makes the most sense. Let's fucking do it. I'm ready. He's ready. We're bored. Let's fucking let's handle some business Paddy as a friend This is so exciting

When he said a guy who has a drive I thought he meant like an external hard drive A drive with CP but but other things too. It's not just all CP. So this is so exciting because Paddy's like, Andy loves near me. So I'm like, holy shit. I don't know the Paddy has. It's huge.

This is huge for him. And he seems a good spirits thing seem to be looking good for him right now. It's my favorite type of Patrick Michael. The downtrodden version of him, I feel bad for him. I like it when he's feeling good about himself. He's got things going. So after that, he explains this guy's going to be the producer of the show.

And he's going to do all this stuff. He goes on into this long explanation about Do You Party? He goes, I used to do Do You Party. And we would get like 20, 30 listers. I spent six or seven hours producing each episode. And everyone would tell me the briefcase is better than do you party. The briefcase is like 10 minutes. Do you party?

He's two and a half hours. And I was telling myself very good. So I just stopped doing it. But then he goes on the Patrick Michael I miss. Yeah, these impressions you do. It was Pete Patrick Michael time. But then he talks about, you know, he booked guests for that show.

He always had someone else on there to ask about whether they partied or not. And he explains how easy that part of it is. You know, the booking of the guests, people act like booking guests is hard. I don't understand the hard part. Scheduling a guest is hard, but booking a guest is not hard. That's part of booking a guest, asshole.

What? He goes, booking, getting you to agree to do the shows, no problem at all. That's part of booking a guest ass. Oh Because book I get you to agree to do the shows. No problem But oh, it's just figuring out when to do it. That's part of booking a guest It's a big part. It's a big part. That's just the yes or no. It's the wand and where All right, well anyway, so that's a definition of booking. No shit. That's part of the booking process right I Can drive a car I can't come to a complete stop I can drive a car. Oh, no, that's part of it. It's really important actually Someone say the most important part All right, so now he goes on to talk about how the fact that remember panty left the internet for two months and He explains it nobody seemed to care

Because remember guys there was there was a two-month span there where I did nothing Nothing I didn't drop anything maybe music, you know vocal cover shit call that music other than that fucking zero stuff And nobody was hitting up the email talking about where are you we need your cut into nothing And nobody was hitting up the email, talking about where are you, we need your cuttin' to nothin' Uh-huh. So when stuff like, do you party disappears? And nobody's concerned about it, why the fuck would I bring it back? Why would it matter? Nobody cares that it's gone. Even the people that are real fans. They're not like, oh shit, I need the show back.

Now, guys, if I were you two, and I hadn't heard this episode yet. Have you heard this yet? Hmm, I assume not. I'd be thinking okay, he's explaining why he's putting more effort in the free water. He's not gonna be doing do-you-party, so he can put more effort into other things. Wrong, after that he explains he's bringing do-you-party back. After he explained what a pain in the ass it was, no one listened to it. No one liked it. No one liked it, no one cared about what a way

After all that he explains he's launching a brand new do you party? You know whoever my co-host is we know who this is I might not have mentioned it yet They'll be a big reveal probably in the first episode, but he's got to do co-host too He hasn't revealed who it is. Yeah, but he's got to do co-hosts. He doesn't know yet. It's unbelievable You know his connection with people, making a connection with the person that you might not have had a connection with. Like, when I shared a story with Joel Berg, Joel Homenes, the drummer from the old Kill Tony band,

I shared a story about going blind while smoking weed and he was like, same thing has happened to him. You know, that's a connection for life, dude. Because I don't know, he's the only other person I know that has had that, went blind, you know. Fascinating. And then it also brings them down to a human level. No matter where you think they are on the hierarchy of human.

So he's going on to explain. He made connections for life through this podcast because talking about partying humanizes everyone. Now, I can guarantee you, if you ask Joel, if he remembers, do you party? You might go, yeah, remind me, oh, you asked me, if I ever party without electricity. Yeah, I do remember that. Patty's sitting there going,

I've been a celebrity to this show and we're BFFs now because we both went blind smoking weed. This is a guy who's very desperate for friendship at his life. Is this all from the same episode? Oh yeah. What kind of bipolar manic breakdown is happening right now? This is the killer episode. This one checked all the boxes for me, I thought it was fantastic. And so he's bringing back Do You Party, and he's already put a lot of work into this reboot, guys. But we're bringing back Do You Party in the most major way. I don't know where to start.

We got the questions. He's got the questions! But my schedule, man, even being able to sit down and record a free water episode for 30 minutes is a pain in the ass Okay, and got to be inspired to want to do it I'm not one of these guys is gonna sit come in here and be like well stuttering John on Tuesday said blah blah blah Here's a clip from fucking who are these podcasts blah blah blah. Hey dick master sin and Maddox are fighting again blah blah blah I don't know if these things anyways So I can't really talk about it sounds like someone's paying attention to the devil first. I'm not mistaken pretty closely Yeah, I don't know anything about these things that I just talked about

I know So did you hear that he wrote the questions already? Yeah, so that's I know that's the biggest part of that show Do you party is the questions? So that that's, I know that's the biggest part of that show. Do you party? It's the questions. So that's a big deal. That's exciting. Now, it's gonna be hard to find the time to do it. Oh, that makes me nervous. What did he do?

He was so excited that he got started, but it has no idea how to get started. Right, but he has a co-host. There's a co-host lined up for this. He has the question. So, I really, really hope this happens because I wasn't a fan of the U-Party, but I'm looking forward to the reboot.

I will give it a chance. Yeah, that'll be great. If he's behind it and putting this energy into it, I'm in. All right, so you guys are both thinking. Carl, amazing Cluster Patrick, Michael. Do we have to poke a dab or to play? What else is going on today? Whoa, whoa, whoa, slow your roll

because Panty's not announcing just a new producer, the reboot of the party, but a third podcast that we'll be launching. There's also the Man Pad, which I do believe that's the official name now. Sounds terrible, kind of sounds like a tampon for a man. Good one. Man Pad for when your dick bleeds, know sounds terrible kind of sounds like tampon for a man. Good man pad for when your dick bleeds.

Those monthly dick bleeding. Right. Sounds awful. But yeah, we'll see if the art comes out half way decent, we'll stick with it. Otherwise, we definitely have some other options, but it's just going to be a podcast where me and a Philadelphia comedian are going to complain about things. So he's got another show with him and a Philadelphia comedian. And holy shit. Is it many mosquits?

I know the many mosquits is a Philadelphia based comedian. Right. He picked that name. Whoa, okay, I'm sorry, I don't mean to be outing you right now. I don't want this to go well, I hope this happens. So, wow, okay, I'm wondering if someone that we do reach you out to Patti. So, man Patti, they're gonna complain about stuff, him and the comedian. Oh, that we don't know, could be anyone.

This all sounds so exciting. I'm more excited about Patty Seacups than I have been in such a long time. I have to say, he's fallen off my radar. So since Carly left, I have not really been paying any attention to the guy. Carly left. Wow.

Yeah, it's been a while. You know, I'm team Carly in case you were wondering. Yeah. I got it. Well, what is, I'm team Carly in case you were wondering Like all right, well what is she doing now? I share the podcast because I'll listen to that man He says man he puts a star in it. That would be a good name for for your show All right, so this seems like a lot doesn't it? It's very exciting Mm-hmm And the reason why Patty's doing this is because he doesn't want to be like all these other shows in the dabble verse and He this is his interpretation of like what W. A. C.

Was he in danger of becoming one of the shows? Never ever ever you have to prep for these things. It's all the actually I think what Paddy started doing his live shows he was hoping that he would get all these people coming in and watching his shows And it'd be a part of it. And he never really caught out. It was too bold. I think that's why he was doing what he changes for him. It was to get some heat.

Well, yeah, because he was seeing, because I know for a fact, Paddy's watching MLC from time to time. He's tuning into the Shule network. He's tuning into SteelTel. He references all these things. And he sees these guys going live, people in the chat room, interacting, super chats, money coming in. So Paddy's going, she probably started doing this, right? And then it's like going live, people in the chat room, interacting, super chats, money coming in, so pay attention, he's going,

she probably started doing this, right? And then it's like, oh, nobody cares. And of course he blames everyone about him for nobody caring. Oh, I thought you guys are real fans. You didn't do anything, you don't prep anything. You're not having fun. You can't pull this off.

So now he's gonna explain to us why he's not doing the Devil Verstel show. And he's one of these guys, and we come across them from time to time they literally don't get why all of us are interested in people like Stuttering John or Opie from Opie and Anthony they don't get what the allure is to these shows and why we goofed on them. Stuttering John is blocked a lot of people and yet there's still people to follow him that will take his stuff Screenshot it and post it themselves and literally say For all the people that are blocked by Stuttering John

Like this is necessary for you to see and thank you, but again, it's like why do you fucking care? So goddamn much dude. It's fucking weird. It's creepy dude. It's like, why do you fucking care? So goddamn much, dude. It's fucking weird. It's creepy, dude. It's, I don't even, there's no other word. There hasn't been no other word. No other word has been invented for what this behavior is. To be so obsessed with somebody

because you think you're better than them. Because that's what it is, really, right? Not only do you think you're better than them. Because that's what it is, really, right? Not only do you think you're better than them, you think that because they're so shitty, if you shit on them too, somehow now you're better. That's his laugh track, that's mine. So he doesn't understand what this is at all.

He thinks that we're all trying to build up our self-esteem or something, or prove that we're better than them by goofing on these people. And it's just completely, he's not understanding that the reason why we think it's funny is because they're so unaware of how bad they are. John is no clue, Opie is no clue,

that they're terrible at this. And that's why we just keep playing these clips. The day the John comes out and goes, I had a piphony last night. I totally get one on the laughing stock of the internet. Yeah, it came to me in a dream. Right, if John had come out for 45 minutes, go through all this stuff, he's like,

I mean, here I am, I can't even get them off the couch. I'm challenging people to fight. What am I thinking with that three dickiness? Yelling at people giving me free beer. Yeah, I'm telling people I'm gonna copyright strike them. I don't have any understanding of the copyright law and all of them were retards. What was I thinking?

Like if he did that, we'd be like, I will move it on, Pat, fair enough. Yeah. Petty, another facet of John that is fascinating is the guy had a rise in a fall. Yes. You haven't had that. Right.

Yes, yes. We right, he's on his way up. In fact, he explains that a little bit, which I'm excited about. He's pumped, which is great. So, Patti literally thinks that when these communities crop up like Davelor's anonymous, that they do so because people are looking for friends

on the internet and they're like, oh, if I don't like the same guy, that person doesn't like then we can be friends. Okay, this is the way that Patrick Michael thinks. That's crazy. Patrick Michael, your friend literally lives right behind you. You can't find her net friends. That's not what friendship comes from naturally. No, it's not. But this is him explaining that. Hey, look, I also don't like Patty Broken Skull. Can I be a part of your club? Hey, I also don't like Cardiff. Can I be a part of your club? Hey, I also don't like Cardiff. Can I be a part of your club?

He knows every one. Hey, I also like to shit on Stuttering John. Can I be a part of the club? I'm normal. I'm normal because I like to shit on the guy you shit on, right? There's nothing wrong with me because I shit on the guy you shit on. We should be best friends. It's fucking sick. It's sickening. Like that's what grown-ass people have stoop to to somehow conjure friends. They're like, hey, but we both don't like, you know, uh, I can't even think of another guy's name Mersh, right?

Hey, we both don't like Mersh. Let's be best friends. Hey, we both don't like merch. Let's be best friends. Now, it's possible there are people in Daubler's anonymous or somewhere that are looking for friends out of this. I haven't met any of those people. I doubt it. I love the fact that that's a Patrick Michael thing says the angle here. Yeah, it's weird wicked projecting. This is something that I've learned in my time podcasting and I've been making living from the internet for a long time, but I never understood how many lonely people there are who spend a lot of time on the internet. All of my friends use the internet,

but they don't spend a lot of time on the internet. Patrick Michael spends a lot of time on the internet. And so he thinks, everyone's on there, looking for a friend. So I also have a question for you. I thought we like Cardiff. Do we not like Cardiff anymore? I love Cardiff anymore.

Is that okay? No, he's not. Cardiff's good people. He's good. Cardiff's good spot. He's confusing me. Well, listen, if you said you didn't like Cardiff, I wouldn't be your friend anymore.

Because we have to agree on the same people that we like at this life. That's the tracks. No, it's okay. Hold on. I'm not gonna note. Yeah. You know what? From now on, when you come on the show, I'll send in dislike. The tracks that are in this. It's okay, hold on. I'm thinking of note. Yeah. You know what?

From now on, when you come on the show, send me the list of other people I like and don't like. At that current time, that weekend, so you'll know. I would actually appreciate it. No, we're talking about. So this is quite the statement from Patrick Michael right here. I worry more about the people that are watching it, right?

Like anybody obsessively watching things that Stuttering John does has a mental disorder. There is something wrong with you. You have a future that's not bright. If you have Consumed your your hours and your days with Stuttering John content You're the broken one not him Okay, he's already fucked up we get that I like that like you're worse off of you're enjoying goofing on job that if you're a job I think I some job thanks to either John has the same, which explains why there's certain targets that we enjoy talking

about on a regular basis on the show. Now, this is where things get weird. All right, things are going to change right now. I think what he's talking about is the haters and the trolls in the chat rooms and the chat on his live streams. I get very confused about who his enemies are and who is battling and whatnot. But this is patty fighting back. And I'm starting to be able to smell the fear folks. Like when these guys go in other places and mention my name or or nick name. I see you. I see you, but what are you afraid of? I feel like ever since, you know, I started completely responding to anybody, there's

just been a lack of anybody, you know, it's like you get that Timothy guy, 30 fucking what roast jokes to destroy his bitch ass, and that's after he was already dead, this dis this dude was already dead and buried after showing up in one of my chats during the live stream. Oh, Tim already killed him killed him in my comments multiple times. I was fighting someone who was already dead. Okay. I was shooting a zombie and that time I wanted to double tap. Okay. First off, you should shoot zombies. Yes. acts like that's a waste of bullets now. It's definitely not. Definitely shoot zombies. But secondly, what the fuck is he talking about? There's 30 roast jokes for Timothy.

He crushed him in his chat. Is he? This is what I'm picturing in my mind. I could be off on this. Timothy's probably one of these guys who saw one of the videos and just went, this is stupid. And so he put in 30 responses to that one post

goofing out his video and feels like he won. Because it comes down to how many responses you have. That's how you figure out who won and who lost on this. Is the team that shoots the most shots the winner of a basketball game? That's how that works. I don't think so. That's what Stuck Joe thinks.

I know. I spent a lot of these people think they're like, yeah, but I was doing those layups. I know I know they didn't get into the hope. But they were layups. I had more shots on gold than you did. All right. This is stupid. This is Patrick Michael. I'll never get over the time that you and I covered a podcast of his where he was recording a podcast Well also listening to a podcast watching a movie playing a video game Well, this is where I get excited because like I I said, this episode checks all the boxes for me. It's all the things I love about Patrick Michael. He's enthusiastic.

He's starting up new projects. He's optimistic. These are all great things, especially when he says things like this. You're afraid, cause it doesn't, it's never really went well for them anyways. Like, oh, sure, pat yourself on the back because you got all these numbers on Patreon and people view the stuff

But you know, I'm kind of come I'm actually coming out the other end the star I'm gonna be talking about me or dick master said or both of us or maybe dog from good times great movies But now he's explaining that yeah, yeah, yeah, people watch your show and support it and you make it living But I'm the winner in all of this Wow, I would be like show in all of this. Oh wow. I would be like, show your work. If this was a math problem, I would need you to show your work on this one. I'm not sure I gave you that conclusion.

This is on the heels of him saying, I went away and nobody came. Yeah, I know. I know this is so specific. Which is great. That's great. I love this episode. I got the button.

These Patrick Michael stream of consciences, conscious this is things. That's a word, right? Sure. Or amazing, but I hope he gets a co-host because I need someone to play off of this in real time. Oh yeah, no, I'm looking forward to D the producer. Yeah, I'm looking forward to what was the name of that other show, Manpad?

Yes. Yes. Yes. What's going to happen? It might not be the name of the show if the art doesn't turn out. Yeah, that's a good point. We did kind of blip over there. There was funny. D is going to show up.

He's going to do a good job. It's going to immediately intimidate our boy panty. That's a pretty good prediction right there. Or he's going to correct him on something he says. He's like, yep. Oh, oh, I do I get that one? Rate out of the gate. That's funny.

We're not laughing one of his jokes. Can't wait. Yeah, see if he has something there. All right, so Pandy is very much paying attention to the dabble verse. In fact, he's gonna read us a list. I assume from dabble is anonymous. Someone wrote a list of the top five dabblers of the dabble verse. In fact, he's gonna read us a list. I assume from dabble is anonymous. Someone wrote a list of the top five dabblers of the week.

Let's see if I can find this. I screen-shotted it for the fun of it. Top five worst in the dabble verse. End of week ranking. Okay. All right. Melendez tops the chart after bad faith copyright strike. Correctable. I don't know what that is. But it goes in order. Top five.

Stuttering John. At number one, number two, Phil Elmore. I don't know who that is. Number three, fast food drive through critic, Tony Michaels. We know who that is That guy's been showing up in my chat like crazy. What can tell you why? Friends guy. I don't like you. I have no reason to talk to you. We're not the same. I promise go eat your mother fucking chicken McNuggets. Bye Holy shit, pay it on me be friends with chicken McDonald's himself

Pettis like get some dandy count down list you don't go one to five I know he's doing it wrong and it's like a medic, but I love the fact that he goes all we all know who Tony Michael says That's hilarious and he goes he's hanging on my chat all the time. That can't be the same Tony Michael's, right? There's no fucking way. There's no way. So this is him round the list here for us. Then number four, you got an OP radio

who they say is a new entry into the dab of verse. That's exciting. And then number five, the Uncle Rico shows trailer trash Joe give them a round of applause being the new top five of the dabble verse again not me but you definitely got this you know there's so many similarities with these the pictures of these four guys, right? The one guy that's fucking drive through credit keeps showing up in my lives. I love your lives. I love the fact that that's Patty's reference, the drive through credit.

Those videos were all taken off the internet. So the only way to see those videos is watching me goofing at them. So Patty's going back and watching old videos of WATP on YouTube or something to even know who Tony Michaels is in the first place. And then just like him saying we all know who this is, that's crazy. I know we have done about 20 Michaels in years out here. He doesn't do anything anymore. I've been trying to follow out.

We've done. But maybe we should go back. I always think I should go back and watch him. And then when you do, he's just like this angry, little liberal nerd just going, it's fucking you, Trump. Okay, it's fun. Good stop, buddy.

All right, this is the last clip I have from the show. I know you guys are disappointed. Only 17 clips, only 17. But this is where again, I get excited. I'm optimistic about what's going on right now for Patty C. Cups because I never hear this. He's always hiding the shows he's doing, what he's up to. He actually ends this show with plugs.

He's actually plugging all of his stuff out here. Check out Do You Party, The Man Pad, each of your idols, patreon.com slash pod culture, buy me a coffee.com slash G J A. I am at that dude with ears on YouTube and Instagram. And I just changed the TikTok to the dude with ears. Amazing. Have you ever heard him give out that many plugs in a row on a show? Usually doesn't want to be found.

I know. So that's, I didn't pull any clips from him, but he was also talking about that new show that we played. I think it was on our bonus thing that we did, right? Pulled up that video about his, I'm already forgot what he just said. Something about idols.

Eat your idols. Eat your idols. Yeah, and he explained the promise behind that. He goes, what I'm doing on this show, it's different than these other shows is We go at people that everyone likes and talk about how they suck. Oh, that sounds like a waiting formula. Wow. It go for it I can't wait to hear his Nelson Mandela episode. I'm gonna talk about how I bet Ruth sucked in baseball Well, he already covered new rock be

Well, he already covered New Rockney. I know. I'm just so fucking weird. He only won three championships of Notre Dame. In 11 years, like, yeah. Sounds pretty good to me. That's what he led with. Yeah, and I was a stat you won in Notre Dame. Look, guys, that's pretty good.

Turns out he's a jerk. So fucking good. It's actually sounds like a great show. Well, yeah, I'm looking forward to it. Well, I saw there's only one episode. You wrote writes how Ty Cobb was misunderstood. No, no, it's just the opposite of that. Right.

That would be funny. That I would go for. I'm like, David Duke, hero? That would be fun. I'm gonna get this to it. That's funny. All right, we've been going long today, but I got to get to this, I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad.

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I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. I'm so glad. what to do it. It's time for everyone's favorite you game show. Topoke, a dabbler. Are you ready to play? Topoke, a dabbler? To hide behind a potato filter. I'm asking. And then go on stage at dabble, con, the post down stinker or whatever. And then go on stage at the apple con, the pot's down stinker or whatever, and wear a fucking mask. Don't you think that it's kind of cowardly for a fucking potato, the fucking think

that he's so cool. That's so mad. That he's so cool. And he can trash everybody around. While he remains anonymous, fuck that. That is a coward. That is a fucking lame ass coward. And fuck off potato. And then you got the other one. Oh, you got the pedabla. What is little fucking mask? Yeah, it's got the mask. You can't show his face

either. They're all hiding. So he puts on a puppet. He's doing a fucking puppet show. And you guys eat that up. Oh, do you want to fucking mind? They're cowards. Fucking cowards. Be a man and show your face. Tell us your name. Or is that something you're hiding? Because how I, how I look at it. If you're not saying your name, it means you got something to hide. Am I, am I right? I'm armor. You don't say what? You don't say your name.

Yeah. I'm a small guy. No, you're not. And if somebody does not say their name, I think they're fucking afraid. Yeah, it's almost like there's assholes on the internet doxing people and trying to ruin their lives for petty things because they're complete assholes. You can't take a joke. It's almost like that's the reason why I said people don't want their names out there. I can idiot. Oh is that what you said guys? No, no, I was just saying he's right though.

I also think I am a fucking afraid. I am a fucking afraid. I think they're fucking afraid. They got some skeletons in the closet. It's so manning to me. I'm sorry. We're just playing a game and I'm playing this right now. That's the three.

Pause again, but I haven't seen this yet. I haven't seen this before. But the fact that John is pretending, the only reason why you want to be anonymous on the internet is if you have skeletons in your closet, they're going to be revealed. Like, no, there's tons of assholes who want to send you old duels to your door while you're podcasting to fuck with you. You see this happened You every day you don't get it some people don't want that to happen to them More to poke a dabble around table game

I don't get it. They don't want to be swatted. They don't want to deal with the police coming into their home because they think that he possibly killed his wife. What's the problem here? I mean, John, if you're playing dumb, you're killing it, but you're not. You are dumb. Yeah, moving on. Yeah, I know in Cardiff's world, he's protecting his job because I know what he does. I know exactly what it is. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know exactly what it is. Well, last second.

So he just said the opposite of what he just said before that, that they're only doing this because there's something nefarious that we might find out about them, use his word. And then he's like, I know what Curtis do it because we can go after his job, anyway, this is job. Okay, well, then that's the opposite of it. We're just saying a second ago, we're exactly. Yeah, hiding the job.

Yeah. And I'm not gonna a second ago, redacted. Yeah, hiding the job. Yeah. And I'm not going to fucking dox him on that, but I know what he does for living. And thank you, you know who forgive me that information. I know what he does for living. And maybe that's why he doesn't want to show his face, because he wants to protect his job. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. But then don't come after me, bro.

Don't be emailing me, bro. Again, I'll just point out. Cardiff was trying to help John. Cardiff and Vinnie were really working for no gain to put together a show that John could put on live that people would enjoy. They were both in his corner and John ruined those relationships himself and now acts like they're the assholes. It's unbelievable to me.

Not unbelievable at this point, but you get it. Quite unbelievable. It's very believable at this point. Don't be fucking threat me, bro. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, it sounds like a threat. Yes, you're nuts. Just remember, I know what you do.

That's a threat. Oh my God. Jesus. No stride for Vince Lohier. Go watch, he played same video. I he played same video I didn't know I didn't know How did John pronounce this super chatter name? Don radk be Dan Radley

next Dan radk For Dan rad K four Dan Lady K and lastly Dan Rodney oh I love this game this is this is well put together card because the humiliating John with that ridiculous rant and they just out to this little magician. Yeah. Right. And for now, people's names on the time. This work color is John's shirt. Yeah. Okay.

So I am going to go with, he'll be put done one. So he must have gotten Dan right. I'm going to go with, this is how I do test taking. It's like an SAT question. Yeah, exactly. So I know I'm in a dada. I'm like, well, this is how I do test taking. It's like an SAT question. Yeah, exactly. So I never really don't like, well, they're trying to trick me on this. So I think I'm gonna go with,

the ever popular, B, Dan Radley is my guess on this. I know it's wrong. What do you think, Doug? I was actually gonna go, Don Redke. Okay. And that's one. I got B. Dan Redley. Oh, we both have B. Okay. Let's go. Topoke. A Dap. No straight for Vince Lohi. Go watch. He played same video. I didn't know I didn't know I didn't know Dan readily

Thanks for the 50 now damn let's say it's just like I said to everybody If I'm ever performing in your town If I'm ever in a place close to you You bring your girlfriend or your wife whatever your husband. I don't know whatever Drinks on me Capiche That's all for this time come back next time to find out if you have this single solitary $49 super chat enough.

Stop giving John money. Come on. Subreddit surfing live Saturday March the 9th. comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com. Sit Eugene sit. Good dog. All right, well done. I'm a lot of. A lot of.

Doug, sorry, you were not a winner today. I I've never won Carl I've been on the show so many times I've had so many chances to play these stupid games. I lose every time You know, I've never won. Don't surprise me. Don't surprise me. No, you're a loser. That's that's not no Shocking You know, it's not a loser is J.E.R.B.I. It's a member for four months. All right, we friends, yet, Carl. Yes. In fact, if I'm ever doing an ice-a-thop show in your town,

first round, you come out there with your wife or your wives at first round on me. What a dude. I love that thing, or is this, I kick him everything, obviously. He's so generous. He's so generous. He's so generous. So he has Joey see on his show and it's Joey sees birthday and people are super chatting.

I'm heavy birthday. Joey see and John goes and just so you know when I go to Florida, Joey now I'm going to get together and I'm taking him out to dinner. So this morning in a way is going to joy because I'll probably drop a hundred dollars. He gives the dollar amount of what he's gonna spend to buy Joey's seed dinner. But tell your wife to bring her purse because I'm not covered both of you.

Yeah. And there's creativity and other fees involved. I just can't believe John's so obsessed with these small dollar amounts all the time. But he wipes his ass with a hundo. Wipe his ass with a hundo. But then we'll take a 32 ounce Miller High Life and pour it into a coffee mug

for all the world to see it laugh at. John, that would be the time to show off your wealth. That would be the time to be like, hey, someone said, was this fucking Miller High Life? I'm giving it away. I don't give a shit throwing it out. Yeah, that would be the time to show you don't need money, but I'm also throwing out this vegetable tray.

I'm never figuring it out. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all, I would say the tip and flip show. We had a goof on recovering addicts or try to help other people get clean and sober. Thanks for that. Time. That sounds mean. I know.

Jesus Christ. What's he doing to me? This is last appearance. It for that time. That sounds mean. Jesus Christ. What's he doing to me? This is last appearance. It's a diabolical. I know. We talked about Maddox coming out with this video. And he has reignited the war between himself and Dick Master Sin and even Sean the other engineer got thrown in there too.

So that's always fun. We talked about Opie with Jim Stance. I'll talk about how easy it is to do what we do. Just so happens to be the one guy who didn't have any type of career in anything coming into this, I was able to build a show from nothing. That's the person with the easiest job who has no talent, funny on that works out.

Michigan's company makes more money than us and that's all that matters. They're killing it. Yeah. Stuttering John. Fred Norris is calling us Stuttering John because Ralph Serella died. Unbelievable. Unbelievable. And again, school A bar with a phenomenal video, all the delivery people, the way the John treats them. The fact that the John didn't realize that Obama can't be the vice president He's already served two terms as the president Yeah, but what I'm going oh he can't be the vice president was his country racist because he's a black man

Is that why he could appeal Can he dispute that like on YouTube? Like on YouTube. Yeah. Patrick Michael is back with a vengeance, which is awesome. Producer Chris and I were able to poke a dabler. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This is the part of the show.

We talk about the next episode at WATP. To get people excited about it, we're back to our usual midweek episode, trucker Andy and Lucy tight box coming over and we're doing another competition. The category will be entrepreneurship. So the podcast category, I know, it wasn't my choice. I was like, really, that's what we're fucking doing. The podcast, I mean, it's gonna be exciting.

We can maybe hit such podcasts as... Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Did Lucy pick the category when we were out to eat, and then she was eye-rolling what the category was today in the thread.

It was her idea. Yes. And I even pushed back and go, those things are always so boring. I used to, back when I was a business man, I don't know if you know about that, I'd do brag. I'd do brag, I'd be a big business man. I would actually listen to some

of these fucking business podcasts and shit, and they're in raging. But they're also boring. But don't worry, we're gonna find really good ones. It's gonna be a great show. Oh, Tony Michaels. Pick Tony Michaels. Yeah, Tony Michaels isn't entrepreneur.

Well, that's right, he's got that show. He's got the final show. That's right, take, forgot about that. So that was pretty good. Andy's scrolling to the bottom of Apple Podcasts right now, as we see. Yes, he is. He's gonna find some entrepreneur,

start with one step ahead. He's gonna find a company that's starting, let's helping out people in recovery, who are drug addicts, trying to fix their lives. Look at this shmuck. Revealtation. Revealtation. It's the last time I employ that method.

Reuniting families, what a loser. What's he doing? Anyway, Doug, fantastic job today as always. And of course, if people can't get enough of Doug's style of smile talking, they can find you on good times, great movies. The podcast you do every other week with your friend Jamie breaking down

the different movies from the 1980s. You just did this Tarzan movie to thankfully, I've never seen that. Jesus Christ. I've never seen this movie. We're in the middle of Bo Derek Sember which was a bad idea. Just terrible, terrible movies. She does take her clothes off a lot but it's still two hours of nonsense. We are the next one is ghosts can't do it which is the actual name of a movie. Ghost can't do it. Uh-huh. Yeah.

Never heard of it. Yeah. Her elderly husband dies and then wants her to murder a young man so that he can jump into his body so he can keep fucking his young wife. That's a good stretch. It's an age old story. That's that's your pretty good plan. It's a Christmas movie. That's any problems. If that's not enough to 10 people Donald Trump is in the movie Sweet, all right. I'm writing that down ghosts can't do it. Yeah, it's it's a bananas movie. Yeah Check it out. It's awesome. Well, that's very exciting dog. Thanks for joining us on the show I'm gonna oh, I will always love having you and I like this time of year You have more free time,

and we'll get you on again before you have to go back to that job of yours. So don't tell John what it is. I'm gonna dox you, because you must have skeletons in your closet. That must be why. Or I work for the Canadian government. One of those two things.

Are you gonna threaten me? Because I know where you work government one of those two. Oh, you're gonna threaten me because I know where you work It's shocking to be how stupid he is so stupid and mean like So bad that's so sad. Yeah, usually ignorance is bliss and he's missing the We never pointed it out. Yeah, it's like dude, you should be walking around through wife going, I can't believe I was the fucking announcer for the tonight's show. It's an Howard Sturgeon, but idiot. I can't fucking believe it.

It's that he anyway. It's really funny. Doug, do you want to hang out for voice bells? You want to, I've had you out here for almost three hours. I'm so sorry. My wife keeps texting me. No, do not apologize. I was trying to get away from my sick kid,

but apparently she'll go upstairs and spread time with her. Yes, you definitely should. I held you on her way too long. Thank you so much for being generous with your time guys. Now, love the show. Love you guys anytime. Tell your wife I'm very sorry to keep you so hot. That's okay.

This one's on me. That's okay. I'm surprised she wants me to go back upstairs, but try not to smile. She'll talk when you're consoling her. Like, oh, boy, you have a fever, don't you? You don't feel good? Well, listen to what Senator John said. This will cheer you up.

She's like, go back downstairs. To another show. All right, thanks, buddy. All right, fellas, I'll. All right, thanks, Doug. Always good to see him. All right, let's hit some I'll... Oops. Alright, thanks Doug. Always good to see him. Alright, let's hit some voice bells real quick. We are running long, so we'll check out what people are saying about the show.

Oh, we do have a net news. Yes, correct. Let's find out what people are saying about the show on the net news segment, and then we'll hit voice bells. Internet news with Lucy Taikovs. From Reddit, Tay Fit admits, I didn't use to like Andy, but he's definitely grown on me now. I retract the murder contract on his dog.

I'm an Andy fan now. Missy was great too. Gary, what the fuck man? PX7JL? Oh fuck yourself. Is concerned. Poor Candy not feeling good. I volunteer a little mouth to Ayniness to help her feel a little better.

Getty leaves thumb. It's always straight to the arse with you Americans, isn't it? What's wrong with Kendi's lovely, if-solent, silky, morose face? Doesn't that deserve a little attention? Admission with our new question of the week segment? What the fuck was Andy thinking with that tank top? Hello, D-bone? I couldn't decide what slash who he resembled more.

Patrick Michael or a bag of milk. Christo Marty, seven two. Give him a break. He's on vacation. Carl said right before they started the podcast, they were in his pool. I'll give you this though. He did look like Joe Dirt's cousin.

Glass ceiling burner. I demand an apology. Turbo 7049 opines. Needs to be in the merch store. Not a copy, but the actual show-worn com-covered shirt. From YouTube, count of three Everybody OD is incredulous. John would have made it in show business without Howard Stern. He didn't make it with Howard Stern.

Kathleen predicts, This single video will piss John off more than the rest combined. I love it. John Franklin quotes Baba Bowie, and when you turn the tables back on him, he would get all bummed out. Gary was saying back then, what we all know to this day. S.J. can dish it out, but he can't take it.

He's a bully. This guy can dish it out, but just couldn't take it. Lost Laker calls it back with, how the majority of comments aren't about Andy's shirt is beyond me. I listened to this one, but if I had watched, I'm not sure I could have made it through. North Jersey Gibroni envisions. John, this is Howard Stern. I just wanted to call and forgive you for all the problems we had in the past.

John's next, totally real phone call. Celeb Swap. An easy tell for John making up a story is when half of it is, He goes, then I go, he go, I go. Drowning the killer listener is outraged, but John doesn't lie. making up a story is when half of it is, Dr. Madelblood notes, and David Berlin plays using his real basement as his fake background. Space Ghost, John Sain Opie burns bridges. He has no self-awareness at all. And David Berliner plays us out with, this reminds me of that famous fable, the drunk who cried pocket.

["The Drunk Who Cried Pocky"] Wonderful job, Lucy Titebox. With the net news for us, we appreciate the people who come on and discuss the episodes in our Discord, on our Facebook group. We don't talk about the Facebook group enough, the subreddit, of course. All the links are on our website, who are these.com.

Is the Facebook group on the website? Let's check that. Yeah, we might want to update that. I want to update that. I give people a chance if they wanna join in the fun over there. All right, let's, oh, when we read this real quick, I just saw it in the Discord while we were playing that. So I think John just tweeted this out.

Now, Cardiff has said, because as I mentioned, John just put a strike on Cardiff's video yesterday. So now, Cardiff is putting an accountor dispute, and John now has 10 days to put in whatever necessary paperwork with the court system in order to keep that a copyright dispute. So Cardiff probably did the math and went, what's 10 business days from now, December 21st. John writes, so now at Cardiff Elect is threatening me on December 21st,

which is when we get paid from at YouTube. Does he realize that if he intends to hack my computer and steal my money, this is a felony? What? Whoa, what? A couple of things wrong with that. A couple of things wrong with that, Johnny.

First of all, first of all, yes. He does realize that he's not a moron like you who would even think that's what the threat was. Right? So just because John sees December 21st and he's been saying this for years, that's the day I get paid, that's payday, that's his biggest day for him.

That's when he finds he gets all that super champ money from November, December 21st. Does he really, is he saying that he's gonna take all my YouTube money? Yeah, no, stealing people's fucking money is a felony. John, remember when you tried to get all my money taken away from me? When you're messaging Patreon because we are breaking

their terms of service with our discord. I don't remember that. No, that's not what happened, Carl. You're lying. Wow, John is, he's getting dumber. He's getting much, much dumber. Are we to blame for this? We didn't turn him into an alcoholic.

No, we definitely did not. Oof, it's getting bad. All right, let's find out what people are saying on the voicemail. Hey, I got one this week that the said bud. You're recording from Stuttering John's living room this week. Don't call me back. Motherfucker.

Can't win. Can't win. I go on vacation, I still do shows. Get the whole thing set up. It doesn't sound good enough. You bought that nice top for Andy to wear. I probably got a take-top shopping. You have the whole thing set up, it doesn't sound good. You bought that nice top for Andy to wear. I got it taken. We would take top shopping.

I got to give Andy credit because as you remember in Nashville, we go downtown Nashville, Andy gets shit on by a bird immediately. We hadn't got a block yet. We go, what a day. He just gets shit on by a bird. So he takes his shirt, wipes it out of his hair and everything, throws his shirt away and gives his debit card to Vinnie Paulina because buy me his shirt.

Just knowing that it's gonna be a coup and Vinnie found the gayest tank top ever. And he just owns it. You gotta love that about him. Very funny stuff. Then I went on Vinnie's stream last night. So Vinnie was doing his stream, doing his consequence for the creep off.

He had to watch last Jedi three times, I don't know. So he's on there and I hopped down there and we're talking about Vinny asked me the question, how do people celebrate Christmas or people into Christmas down in Cape Coral, where I was. And I go, yeah, actually it's, people go all out. There are a bunch of houses that were completely decked out

with lights and ornaments and different things in the yard and it's like crazy because it's a little bit easier down there, it's dry, it's warm out, you know, you can get out there and really go nuts and I explain, there are people I was with who were surprised they were celebrating Christmas as if people in warm climate sound celebrate Christmas.

And then up comes Andy. Oh, and currently here you're talking shit about me. I'm like, I just said people I was with. I was actually referring to my wife, but. He was backstage watching me talk about it. With mother fucker. No, but they go nuts down there. Our family had a winter home for a while

and it's over the fuck. It's over the top. Yeah. Every place you go to, yeah, they're, they get really into it. Which why not? It's a lot easier. I haven't put my tree up yet here. Yeah, it's actually easier to not do any of that. No, I mean easier than it is doing. Oh, sure.

Yeah, this is just went out gross. Shitty. All right. Hey, Carl. This is Randy in Rob Diego. Just kidding. It's Rob from Michigan. Last week, but I asked him what Gary from San Diego looked like. Uh-huh. And I gave a shout out to Paco and he didn't give me one back.

What? I was only a little hurt by it. At least the hitbox sounds hot. Also, the show at Topaco. Don't come to bat. Oh, well he's giving Paco a second chance. That's pretty nice of him. Yeah, he calls back again. Hey, Carl.

We're just finishing up the episode from Sunday. I just called in because Paco hurt my feelings. And I'm glad to know that Gary does indeed look like Wilford Bimley. That's all. show up to uh, for Randy, Andy, to public. Where he's going by. Don't call me back. Yeah, I don't like this thing where Andy's rebranding without my permission. What's that all about? Yeah, but Rob, can you talk faster than Johnny Kush, please?

Yeah, I was speeding up. Have a sense of urgency here. We're trying to get the fuck out of here today. Hey, Carl, what's up, man? I just want to say you guys have been crushing it lately. EDR, the other week was awesome. Agreed. He's definitely got to come back. Slowpoke Paco has to call more.

The guy is awesome. I love him. And lastly, we missed Kroge, man. You got to stop ignoring all the Kroge comments. What's the deal with yet? Later, buddy. I'm not as hand-loser. Not much I can do about that. So, speaking of Slowpoke Paco, he got into the show. The guy on his Slowpoke Paco is one I don't say. Those new tellers, they're up to no good.

is to say those Nutella's they're up to no good. You can't relax around them. They're very loud and they keep stealing all the cigarettes from the convenience store on the corner. Very inconvenient. Nutella's are very sensitive. They have a fragile ego. Do you say one mean word to them fragile eagle. Do you say one mean word to them and they lose their mind. These are not deeper that we should live near. Kyle, you and I have more in common with one another than you and have with them new tell us or I have with the new tell us. Bach new tell us. All right, slowpoke, Pocko, please call into the eighth of the kubio show with that type of rhetoric. You don't want that around here Staffs with all the people like me who skip forward through stupid ass sucking the Gary from standy a go and Paco and all these fucking want to be to just call in a million times Would no real take just there to some chick.

Hey bro, your chick was falling in the first two times, maybe the third one and it's falling with Paco's racist, but that's about it. Alright, to scare you if you get those stats and that's what we do and be hammered and that's get button hammered. Do I get stats to tell me how you listen to my show after you download an MP3 file? No, I do not. And if I did, that would be such an invasion of privacy.

I have to know how you were using your phone. So no, I do not know how people skip past a Paco voicemail. If I did it that day and I probably wouldn't look at it. That would be going into the minutiae a little bit. But I for one love Paco, I love Gary and San Diego. I love when they call into the show Hey, it's Monday again. I just wanted to call and Getting my input on the new co-host change. I do miss cuckoo Andy, but this Andy Q and on guys is pretty cool Andy Q and on

All right, that's that's his new name. Does he rebrand it without my permission? That's his new name. Andy Q and Don. Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Hey Gary. Hey, here's San Diego. Just walked in.

Hey, San Diego. What do you think about John's mom getting all these calls from haters and trolls at 330 in the morning? He's really concerned about that. What what do you got to say to me? Oh my gosh, Gary. If John were truly concerned about this, he would just have his mom turn off the phone when she goes to bed and turn it on again in the morning. Problem solved. No shit. Yeah, and if she's too stupid to turn off her phone and turn it on, just have her put it in the refrigerator When she goes to bed and when she wakes up open the refrigerator and pull out the phone

So that's another way to solve that problem. Anyway Rock and roll a carl Rock and roll the UK that Sandy brilliant observation. There's a lot of ways to solve this problem calling me a three third in the morning. Well, turn your phone off. Also, it was three thirty in the morning on Christmas was the story. Right. Not every morning. Not every morning. But John's claiming that it's having a guy because always be bashing, always be the victim. Those are the two motto's first century John Moindas. No, lady K likes to goof on me and

encourage people to call my mother. You know, it was a tie. It's like me or two years of it. Do you condone people calling my elderly mother? No, not unless we get a recording of it. Because otherwise it's not content. What's the point? I'm kidding.

Really kidding. All right, let's go down here. It goes through I Want you I Want more than radio You know this is a reference to you, my tears. Don't okay. Do you Call him burger. There is this idiot who wrote a theme song for Howard Stern That they just played to goof I was like I want more radio Give me Howard Stern We're not playing this man. I've only been playing a bunch of times. But dude, dude, dude, dude

That didn't play very much at all. This one was so so bad. It was good. Okay. All right Paco caught into the show Yeah, it's so proud. This is Paco You know it's quite a period in just watching OP tabits not yourself like that. You know what I'm saying? I don't understand it. It's just beyond logic. It's beyond the pal. I don't get it. You know what I'm saying? It's wild. It's wild. What's wrong with OP, dude? You got to check on your boy.

You know what I'm saying? What's wrong with that fool? Oh, I don't know. Anyways, come back, dude. Next, Nuffel, come back. And you know what? Is that after Mr. Magenta? That last song you did, Mr. Magenta? Yup.

Fucking dope, nigga. All right, man, I'll see you guys later. Slap. I'll see you guys later. Goodbye. On our meeting up. Okay, see you back. Be careful.

Yeah. Yeah, Opie is very dumb. Employed, he fuck up as one chair. That's not gonna show you about it yesterday. On point, double point, the thing that I think about people miss who are anti-sholy or pro OP, whatever the fuck they take away was on that.

You know, OP agreed to do the show. Yep, said he would do it. Said me the link, they did. Then the show starts and OP is doing his the show. Yep, said he would do it. Said me the link. They did. Then the show starts, and hope he's doing his own show. And then, Opie's messaging a producer show. No, I'll send you, you my link. Here's my link. So then, she'll go, all right, let me pop off. I'll go over there and tell him explain him how this works. Yeah. She'll go, son. Opie, good to see you, buddy. Come on over. We're doing the show. Love to have you over. You can even cymo cast onto your channel, do all the stuff.

Hold up, were you making fun of me? Yeah. I can't get out of his own fucking way. How is a morning radio jock that sensitive? Especially a guy who made fun of every other morning radio jock. That was his job. And now he gets upset with someone goofed on him. I probably talked about this enough. It's just so annoying. This is for kidney, Vos, Dine, Protestist,

too much. You're too negative on Carl. It's obvious. You're into him and his tips, uh-huh, but you need a goddamn seat belt to stay on that chair. You're in doing it. It is tips. Uh-huh. But you need a goddamn seat belt to stay on that chair. You don't slide right off. We can all see it. Gross. You're too excited, lady. All right. Peace. Deluxe on the left coast. Yeah. I love you, but get over later. Now don't get over it. It's okay. She can be in love with me. It's fine. We all see it. we all see what's going on here. Thank you, Deluxe.

The thing about Carl is... No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Uh, look, I'm sorry I just thought of it off, anyone else has brought it out, but um, between Triumph and Tooki is Johnny only person that has base with multiple puppets. Anyway, get fucked yourself. Dude, it's funnier than that. Someone pointed this out and I went holy shit. John, I think it's in his book. One of the punch triumphumph the Insult comic dog

on the set of the tonight show for Goofing Adam. John has had more problems with puppets than any guy I've ever met in my life. Yeah, did he get along with the Jackie puppet? That's a good question, I don't know. They would argue all night long when no one was there. What is the idiot? Carl, you're right.

Fucko, be fuck Rocco. They're assholes. They have no right to talk about John's kids. You know, God damn. What assholes? Yeah. I quit myself a green. Yeah. I was a piano that gets up the John and he'll be blowing up your phone in no time

That's a call back Curtis out. All right. Thank you. Call back Curtis Yeah, no, that's a good point. I'll make a video or an audio MP3 of me just going yeah fucking Tookie What who does he think he is? Goofing on John's kids like that outside of the job it to John and be like, all right, Carl's finally come around on this. Finally gets it. Oh, this guy from Portugal tried calling in multiple times. I don't know what the problem was. Sound like he was driving at his car,

trying to make this international call. I don't know what's going on. Ah! I don't know if the car's been fucking out. Ha ha ha. I'm driving down. Oh, what do I need to do? Should be fucking people. Bye.

All right, that goes half another three minutes. So, yes, keep trying, buddy. Sounds like a Dracula. You'll get through eventually. All right, last one. Carl. I just got my tickets for July 26 at Bethel, New York. Limbiscat and Corey Feldman are on tour. That's not a four-hour drive from you, buddy. Can't wait to see you there.

God damn, I want to see Corey Feldman, but I do not want to see Limbiscat. I think it's closer than that. Is that? Less than two hours away. What? All right. Does that sweeten the deal for you? Well, yeah, because I actually, I'm at that age now. I like it when I don't care about the highlighter. Like, oh, sweet, I get out before the traffic. I'm talking to Grandpa Chris over here. Yeah. Do I have to get out of the car for this? They'll be playing the encore.

I'll be in bed. I'm like, you know what, you last notes ringing out. Yeah. So that sounds perfect. I definitely want to see Corey Felliman. I might go to that show. I think he's coming to Detroit too. I might go to that show.

Yeah. Might be a fun excuse to visit our friends in Detroit for that. So we shall see. I never did tell my, um, travel stories. I'm not going to do it. I'm not going to do it. Bonus episode.

Yeah, it's going to be all we've run too long. It's fine. It's on the creep off bonus. but I don't want us to hear. It's just fucking ridiculous. I can't, I can't win. You can win. All right, thanks. I believe in you.

You're like, I don't know what to do here. I just heard panties rules for his producer, but I don't know what to do. No, I heard creepies rules for his producer, but I don't know what to do. No, I heard Creep-off bonus and I'm like, oh, did I miss Thunder and Paradise? And then I realized that's coming up this week. Okay, well, I don't know about that because I'll tell you this fun, quick story.

We were supposed to do and you were invited. Yesterday, we were gonna go to Vinny's studio. No, I heard about that. And watch Santa Claus with muscles. Right. Or whatever that movie's called, the Hulk Hogan Santa Claus movie Yes, and so I'm like psyched like yeah sounds awesome

So I get a note from and he says oh Someone in the rickles room, which is right next door to their studio in the same building We've we try to podcast there before when there's a show going out of there as a disaster We're never do that again. See but they're done by three. We can do the show at three And I don't want them doing point, dabble, point, four. So then Vinnie and I've come over here and we did a scum stream and we watched some videos. It was a lot of fun,

but we pushed off, I think, Santa with muscles for next week. Right. That's as far as I've gotten. Yes, and I believe you're involved. I certainly do. And Vinnie's friend from the WWE will be there. Yeah. So Christmas is coming early this from the WWE will be there. Yeah.

So Christmas is coming early this Friday. That will be a lot of fun. Hop on the creep off Patreon or supercaster back.by if you want to check out that those shenanigans that we have going on. I don't know that. Okay, bye. It's not the same card if it's in here. That's not the same as Cardiff isn't here. That.

A plane is here. I rewatch it Corley. Oh, it's mom. Boom. Ah, Coral, I love you. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay, folks.

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