Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep472 - SJ's Doxxing FAIL - Shocking Revelations

Episode Date: December 12, 2023

We had an emergency broadcast yesterday to analyze John's video where he worked up tears while talking about how amazing he was as a substitute teacher. Then, a special guest came on and revealed some amazing work he's been doing behind the scenes. It really shows who John is as a person. As soon as he thinks he has some information on someone who makes jokes about him, he's ready to dox them and post photos of their homes. The shocking revelations start at about the 48 minute mark. We're joined by Jen from the Jingles Department and Tookie to start the show. Then an anonymous guest who's been trolling John ("Tim Dranksy") and Cardiff join the show. I didn't know what was going to be revealed on the show today and I did not see this one coming. Unreal! Watch the episode here: https://youtube.com/live/FDU2VbtayPo https://tookiesoup.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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W-A-A-T-P! W-A-T-P! Hello, lovely queen bonus emergency episode. Who are these podcasts? I'm your host, girl hamburger. With me today is Jen from the JINGLE's department. Hello. And we have a very special guest, drop again. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, happening to you? No, Tookie. It's fantastic to be here.

I like, Jen, you say hi to him like Wendy says hi to him. Hi, Terce. Hi, Terce. Hi, Terce. Oh, he's fantastic. Yes. All the ladies love Tookie. It is very young flattering to Tookie.

It certainly is. And I appreciate you being here because, Stunned John did a show on Saturday. And there's so much going on. I cannot even keep up with that. Here's the plan today. I want to play for you, John being his cry baby self and being the victim and playing the victim card

and explaining to all of us how important teaching was to him and how us and the devil versus not only robbed him of his teacher profession, but those kids, the kids are needed Wow He's love for touching other people's kids. He loved Yeah, I sure did I was laughing Hello, Ellen. I just I put here on this planet to teach and touch other people's kids.

We need trouble makers. So the kid all he needed was to sit in front of me and gaze his eyes on the goat. We also have to key a very special guest coming up who is some information that they're going to drop that I don't even know about yet. There is going to be some big revelations coming out in today's show. So yes, stick around for that. But first up, I want to talk about John always starts his show unprepared. Every single time. Yeah. Saturday show was no exception. Now, before this show started, a little peek behind the curtain,

we had Tuky come on. Well, Elha Reble came on. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing here? Where's Tuky? John, I adjusted where the camera was pointing at you. I adjusted my camera. We got everything ready to go. It's very easy to do in stream yard. Yes, you can take your time And get things prepared before the show starts Well, he's unprepared before the show during the show. That's true the whole show That's true. He's always on prepare always be unprepared is John's motto So this is John now John's got a green screen and the way that stream yard works. There's this green stream green Screen adjustment you can go and toggle and he hasn't set all wrong. So it was like shit Dreamyard works, there is this green screen adjustment.

You could go in and toggle, and he has it set all wrong. So it was like shit. Hey, baby, how are you? Wow. Wow. What's video acting? Yes, you can see all the greed glowing around him. His couch is missing.

Oh, fantastic. Answer us, we speak. We become a super zero. Oh, a super zero. Yes, he is recruiting a new army of mutants. He has started hashtag LGBT groups to say what the horrible video that Rocco took talked about. Oh, it's horrible. Oh, my look. We'll get into the Rocco talked about. Oh, it's horrible. Oh my God. Look it into the Rocco stuff. Wow.

He's so very upset with Rocco. And Timothy. Oh my Lordy. I just have. Man do I got news for you. Nice to watch. Now I can see scouts that you can't. Now it's back. All right, so watch now. I can see it's couched, I can't. Now it's back.

But it's still blurred out. Let's start, shall we? Do you want to? I mean, whatever you're ready there, John, figure it out. We are watching a man lose his mind in real time. Is this a past bit? Is it a bit that he's this bad at this? No.

It doesn't look so either. Yeah, He has no friends to do shows with. This is the kind of stuff that drives him crazy most of all Carl. The fact that we are here goofing and having fun as friends, he cannot find anyone to do that. Even his political show, those two don't want to be there. Well, hold on a second. DG is not John's good, good friend. Is that what you're telling me?

Well, DG would love to be his friend, but Doug, even John doesn't want to be friends with DG is not John's good, good friend. Is that what you're telling me? Well, DG would love to be his friend, but don't even John doesn't want to be friends with DG. No one wants to be friends with DG. He is a nothing. He is such a loser that DG. He sucks. All right. I think you can get, I say.

I'm gonna get into John's act of how important he was at this middle school. But before we do that, I just want to address this. He talks about it all the time. We've probably addressed it before, but let me just say this again. John talking about how when he gets canceled, his stand-up gig's got canceled. He got his job taken away from him. I like to say if you take away someone's income at an active violence, and the reason

why I say that is because we're out of the realm of comedy at this point. We're all doing comedy shows. We're trying to have fun and have a good time. As soon as you get to like striking channels, trying to get patreon taken down or cancelling gigs, live gigs, my buddy Anthony Kumiya goes through this all the time, that's shitty. That's a really shitty thing to do. It's not funny. No one's having a good time with it. So this is what John's talking about here. And take away their income.

As Lady K. Mott would say, that's an act of violence, unless it's done to me. Now first off, I'll just point out, I've never once said that I enjoy when John's gigs are canceled. I've always said the opposite. Yes, you have. Don't get John's gigs canceled. We want more gigs. We've always said the opposite. Yes you have. Don't get Johns gigs canceled. We want more gigs.

We want John doing more things. Yes. That's always good for the show. So I've never told people to cancel his gigs. I've never even told people to stop giving him money as some potatoes have. In fact, last year, you might remember last year, I actually pleaded with people to start giving him money

so they stayed on the internet. And I got a lot for that. Everyone was mad at you for that. Yeah, people were pissed. I'm not giving this ass all my life. Like, okay, you don't have to. I'm just saying it would be good. But okay.

If it's done to me, it's okay. Ain't that right, lady? Okay. Never said it. But if it's done to anybody else, it's an act of violence. Look, you know, I'm not the guy that he liked to pretend I am. No? As Vinnie Paulina will tell you, I know, Vinnie.

Ethan Lady Kay. I know both of those people. All right. Who else are you going to list? It's going to vouch your challenge, see? Even Vince the fucking dickhead. Pfft. Anybody who knows me, even Jacob, the guy that is gonna do

a documentary on. Okay. Who? Even Brandon, a guy that's, what are my patrons? What? They all know that I'm a decent human being. Who even Brendan a guy that's a might one of my patrons What they all know that I'm a decent Can you imagine the five people he said would vouch for him that he's a good guy Vinnie Paul, you know Myself yeah Jacob who's been caught he's been mentioning this guy Jacob's name

I guess he wants to do a documentary or a reality show or something He's said both things and then he's got Vinnie the lawyer who's fucking with John not stop. I mean in this show Yeah, it's just it's just not stop and fucking with them and then one of his patreon supporters Brandon very Brandon, Brandon. He'll tell you So John is a shitty guy. I have two examples. I could come up with a lot more, but I think these two demonstrate that John's a shitty guy. First off, he said it was so hurtful when I said that his daughter looked like she was Baba Booie's kid and that was insult to Baba Booie. If that was so terrible, why would John repeat that over and over and over again? If it's the worst thing you could say about someone, then don't repeat it. You want it to go away.

John repeats it over and over again. His daughter does not watch my show. I'm pretty sure. Of course she doesn't. She might watch John show. She might watch her dance show. I bet she doesn't. I bet she doesn't, but she might. So if there's any way she's going to hear that information, it's going gonna be coming from John. So it's so terrible. Why are you repeating it? It makes you a bad person for doing that. If it's so terrible.

Second example. The post that Anthony put up on Twitter about the trans son. John made sure that got on Vice TV, which proves that he's putting his own vendetta over his own children's mental health. You would rather get over on Anthony than actually protect his son.

Right. What do you want? John, 300 bucks and then you'll take the strikes away because you sold out your own kid for 300 bucks. Oh, they give me the 300 bucks. Who's great? And a balloon. What did that.

What did that? I got a balloon I got the carry the wound and that makes it a really shitty person. Yeah, right? Oh According to the team about it. According to John He's the greatest guy in the world. He's gonna explain why when he was a substitute teacher I go I go out of my way to be kind I go, I go out of my way to be kind. When I was teaching school, teachers don't usually call kids that get is, I did.

People using them call the parents of kids that get ease. I did. Hello. I did. Okay. Yeah, you got distracted there for a second. So John is such a great guy that he would call the parents of the students who got A's on their exams. That's how amazing it is. I know, Bravo.

Thank God. Yeah. God, take it. This is a stop to teacher we're talking about, right? Yes. Okay, I don't know what has changed in the world, but when Tuki was in school, all substitute teachers did was sit at the teacher's desk

and take shit from the kids all day. Yeah, and play a video. Yeah. Oh, it's video time or, you know, do your homework, study hall. Yeah, no, what substitute teacher called your house because you got an A on a test? This is all fucking bullshit.

So John was calling and I'll play the clip in a little bit. Every single time any student got an A, he called the parents. And they're probably like, who are you? It's just so fucking weird. But it goes back to that thing where John just needs friends. He just needs to talk to someone on the phone. He's mad at Vince Deloyer right now because he didn't answer the phone.

That's ridiculous. Hello, Mrs. Smith. This is John Melendez, formerly of the tonight show. Now, currently, what do you do with teaching your kid? I want to let you know that he did a report on Nicholas Cage. formally of the tonight show. Now, currently, let me do it, you're teaching your kid. I want to let you know that he did a report on Nicholas Cage and he got an A plus. Imagine that, he's giving out A pluses.

What a retard. A plus, a reminay thing, stupid fuck. Your daughter's almost as hot as Pavolor Anderson. So this is John talking about what a great guy he is. Thank God those parents and those students aren't delivery people or customer service reps for his internet company because this is the way he treats them. to lie about. What? Who is it? Who?

I didn't order pizza. Go away. Do not disturb. I didn't order it. And find out who did so you can report them. Find out who ever called get their phone number and report them. Jesus, John, this person's just trying to deliver something to you. They don't know what's going on. Who is he going to report them to? If he report that might not right now. It's sir. Thank you, Mr. Rolanda.

Ready to report to them for damages. Who the damage because phone number they call from was obviously real. Right. I know. They're definitely going to track that person down. Take it right to prison. All right. You ready for story time?

John is going to talk about how he changed people's lives, starting with this one. I had a student who was a trouble banker. He did. He did. Think of your baby girl. The next year I had him, he was in my science class. Come on, class.

I said, you sit right in front of my desk. Why, Mr. Melendez? I said, because I know you're very smart, but you're goofing off and you're not applying yourself. I wasn't supposed to write it for you. Yes, listen to me. And you understand what I'm saying. And when I give you the exams that I write myself that you do well. This kid takes his first exam. This is A plus. What a spug ass all he has. Let me look up to the sky. Because God is looking down on me and saying,

John, you are one of my precious angels. Thank God, John is here to tell us how great he is. I know. You will never find out otherwise. Well, it's funny you say that, Duky, because rich people never talk about much money they have. Smart people never talk about being smart.

And generous people don't brag about being generous. Very true. And Chad constantly is brag about. Smart he is, how much money he has, and how generous he is. I think all three of those things are lies I know kill figure I will be explained to you rights the exam himself He goes on to explain. There's 20 questions and a bonus question. This is not difficult to do He actually that's an amazing accomplishment. I made the exam myself

It's supposed to be algebra and it's probably like first year math Well, I wonder how many students got an eight plus all of them. It's easier to shit out. Loan is question was what is the largest planet? Largest planet. He throws out those first grade facts. Like now, it's gonna be like holy shit. Jon knows what the largest planet is.

But he thinks that's what learning is. Is like knowing what I dumb shit like that. These kids are learning. They're gonna be ready for college when I've done with them. Okay, so this is, now this kid, this story he's telling, this kid who was a troublemaker.

Right. He put them in the front of the class. Yes. Wow, what a new concept. How amazing. So then this kid got an A plus. So he called this kid's mom because he's a hero. Oh, did I not clip this correctly? I call his Get on the phone with his mother. Said, hi, miss. Hi, this is Vista Melinda as I teach at so and so.

I'm your son's son's teacher. Squeeze out of tears. Let's go. My son do now. No. You're so I said your son got a day plus on his exam. Like that? In no way. I said yes. I said your son is very bright. He's just ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Mrs. Anderson that he met me. And only when he after he met me that he was able to see his full potential. I just want to let you know.

I'll take a borrow. I'll let you know your son was probably going to do 20 years on time. If he had not met me, but I put him on the straight and narrow. Are you single? Hey, you go fucking his dad. I mean Fucking Your son's 11 so it's probably been a few years, right? People tell me I don't know

All right, so now after that he's overwhelmed with how amazing he is and he has a collective self and this takes him a minute He is and he has a collective self and this takes him a minute Like watching Casey Anthony try to cry Come on Baby daughter think of her when you held her in your arms so long ago oh, all the hopes and dreams you had, John. So that day that kid went back to his mother. Get a beer. What's your side of it? That thing.

You get to snap in his eyes. So we were talking about you ever see the movie Brain Candy? I know it's a kids-of-the-home movie that I'm dating myself, obviously. So Brain Candy, they invent this drug that, for depression, when you take it, it puts you in your happy place and you remember a fine memory over and over and over again. We were talking the other day about, for Suthering John, it would be when it was announced that he won the fight over Kaby and they're holding his arm up in that ring. And all those people are there and Arnie's there and Howard and Robin and John's in a big

way. Like, this is the thing that I did. John would be replaying that moment over and over again for infinity. He'd be stuck in that loop. At least you'd be stuck in that loop. At least you'd be happy. Yeah, that was his big crowning achievement in life. Okay, so now he just worked himself up. He's going to start wiping some tears.

And that story that he just told us about that kid who got an A plus on one exam, because six great science is so important. It's really important that you get an A plus out of the exam, changes everything with your life. So apparently, there was a internal meeting with the teachers and he told that same story. After he wiped his kids, was me. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

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Let's keep the fight out for him. Yeah, everybody remember what I did here. By the way, that is what narcissism is. Oh, making the story about you, not the student. He's a narcissist at dipshit. If I had to put my finger on it. And also this thing with the crying, working himself up like this,

I mean, these are real tears that are coming out. I know he's putting it on, but do you remember on the Howard Stern show, Richard Christie, would he get all emotional over the dumbest shit? He'd be talking about a cartoon he liked, and he'd get worked up and worked up into tears. And Howard would say, this is tied to alcohol abuse.

Now, I don't know if that's true or not. I don't know what the health behind that is, the science behind that, but... I don't know, it seems like John's getting worked up way too easily here. Just remember, you've got an A out of test. I mean, he's trying. He's not really getting worked up, but he's trying. He's trying his hard out.

Well, he's really trying to cry. There's no tears here, Carl. There are tears coming up. He's very proud of himself here. Yeah, if he's squeezed enough, I mean, eventually something will leak out of you. Well, I'm pretty sure in this next clip, there is someone cutting onions right in front of them. That's the only thing I can figure with this. Just gotta get attention, man.

Don't be care. What a total fag Come on where are the tears Carl Sure he does get snappy without being emotional Shes leaving out his nose. That's a good point You know, I've seen first responders who went into the Twin Towers on 9-11 were counting that day.

They don't get this emotional about it. She's not actually he's a fucking hero. John thinks he was in band of brothers. Yes, right. Yeah. Fucking idiot. All right, so here's more proof that John just needs friends. Anytime can God name?

I call. So maybe the first time it's nice, but eventually the parents have to be like, you wouldn't believe who's calling me again. Chris is substitute science teacher. I think we need to block him. He keeps fucking calling us. Hey, did you get another A? You don't get a senior, something of a stick attire.

We don't have him. Your substitute teacher, he tells me you've got an A and then he starts talking to me about his daily life and then he asks me to borrow money. I don't need this. OK, I work. I'm a single mother, all right? So, you asked the question,

why do you call the parents every time a kid gets today? John answers that question for us. Because why shouldn't that parent... Here's something good about that child. Dick. Here's something good about that child Why could why shouldn't that parent be proud of that child? Why not you're creep So at this point, I'm like, how do we even get here?

What are we even talking about right now? It started off where he's yelling about getting canceled and fired and strikes and Cardiff. This was a real... It was like a roller coaster ride of emotions, this one. I don't know. It really doesn't say that. Swings that substitute teaching was his true calling. Right. But then I think in the same episode, he's like, I'm, Williams that substitute teaching was his true calling. Right.

But then I think in the same episode, he's like, I chose entertainment. Or no entertainment chose me. I did not choose entertainers, whatever he said. Yeah. Well, I'm going to get more, I'm going to get more into this whole thing. If he was so important to the school, things would have gone down differently. I imagine, but let's take a quick break because I want to bring on, we have a special guest that we're gonna talk to,

who's got some inside information that I'm very interested to learn about, very quickly though. I want to get caught up, people are supporting the show, and I do appreciate that, including my boy Joey C, becoming a YouTube member. Thank you very much, dang lizard with two euros. S.J. most definitely makes more than six figures. Look at his face.

Dang lizards, wrong chat, whatever. Have fun. Okay. Mason and Portland two hours, Justin, just as for satami, unblocker, John, unblocked, satami, John, madam priest. Hi, Carl. The only guy I know cried more than SJ this weekend is poor Paddy Mahomes. Oh boy. Yeah, he was upset after that game. Rowling is helmet around. Loose to the bills isn't embarrassing at this point. Nick Tucker, $4. Thanks for all the bonus SJ shows. Go go Pat. What? Go Pats. Talking about Pat Dixon. Oh, okay, go Pat Dixon.

He's not a Geno guy, he's a Pat guy. Voltaire is Jen responsible for the dated tips. I cannot take responsibility. Jen, do I have, what's the term for Frosted Tips? Well, Frosted Tips, but nobody does that anymore. Nobody does that anymore, including me. Hi, Annie. Look at it. It's Tuky's girlfriend, Annie.

Oh, and aah! F. John London. I agree. That's my topic. Thank you, Annie. And John's mom, I wish I was... No, no, you'll be fine. You'll be good.

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I have a name. I know. Yep, you put it on Twitter for some reason. I guess I'm not supposed to take that as a threat, but whatever. Cardiff is threatening me and I know where he lives. He's a stupid dumbest guy ever. Oh, she was my crystals. Did you contact NYU? Like he said to you on very funny.

Drunk into your two-box, John's not a a human being much less a decent one. Yeah, good point Barely even human at this point or beta patch five bucks. Keep in mind when watching this that John says he's the puppet master and He's also the goat Purple our boy purple is a member for one month Fuxering John T. W. Oh, Carl. The only thing John teaches is confusion in both his students and children. Ooh, I hear what you're saying. Edward Murphy, SJ, has a very punchable face.

I think your hand would get stuck at it. If you punched him, it's so soft. Or at least get wet. It's all the devil we get wet. wet. Oh, definitely get wet. Yeah, you're pulling off. Which I didn't do that. Why does he smack his lips constantly? He's very wet. And we've talked about this. I really think that his apartment that shouldy little duplocsy lives it on the basement floor is so disgusting. He needs to have it cleaned like professionally. It's probably full of

black mold. There's probably is. And I was messaging with Doug from the Jingle's apartment about this. He has two cats. He's on his couch and they never jump up. You never see them anywhere near John. That's what cats do all the time. They want to jump up and play with your computer. They want to jump on your lap. What's up with that? I guess there was a sighting recently, too, Kee. Oh, really?

I did not see. I don't know. Okay, I thought I heard that on a card if show. Because that would make him slightly appealing if he had an actual. The cats don't even want to be near him. No, I know. The cats do not like this guy, it's insane.

John is like the Archie bunker that America hates. Mythicality, Taredo, two bucks, funniest SJ episode ever. I left so hard, I hate him. Wait a minute, better than last night's. Watch me sleep episode. By the way, Tookie, thank you for teasing that. I have that entire episode that we're gonna play today.

I was gonna ask you at 2,000%. He got us. He got us. Oh, I know. Who knew that was a bit, huh? By getting half the viewers, he normally gets. He got us. Drone man, he just went on and just pretended to sleep.

We'd at least get 300 viewers, John. Well, stupid. I have the tweet tweet too, where he brags about how much you accomplished with that. Drunk man, Sambo, five bucks. People terrorizing John with unpaid deliveries makes me giggle like a schoolgirl every time. It's a good bit. It's not gonna go, that's for sure.

Timothy McDee coming in, my science class. Yeah, I know, not your science class. Whoever has cancer, they're feeling it for you asshole. Mrs. Roberts, yeah, this is Mr. Melendez. Silly got an A on a test. I, an NYU graduate, made myself. I have been the script. Do you know who else is an NYU graduate?

Who's that? April Brucker, that chick with the puppets? Oh, right, your friend. She's an NYU graduate. So it's not that impressive, is that what you're saying? Who gives a shit? Tookie went on Mr. Loves Company. And it was perfect timing, because they had this weirdo

on there who had a puppet and she was trying to do a ventriloquism and she was singing and something like that. And somehow Tukki actually knew her. You guys had worked together or something? Yeah, I'm not sure. We were like, they're looking here.

What are the chances of that? Yeah, it's very funny. I don't even think she knows who Tukki is. We actually did talk a couple of days ago and I kind of said, hey, I'm kind of, you know, sorry you were on the show that day. If it wasn't you, it would have been Ray. And then yeah, I told her who I was. And she was like, oh, yeah, I kind of remember you. It's a lot of, yes. So funny. Carol's frosted dips. Now heads on to your two of accounts.

Yeah. Tukki rules, curled rules. Let's go brand it. Yeah. Marakay rules, cartel, drools. Let's go Brandon. Yay. Morocco mole five dollars has John ever mentioned what grade he was subbing for. Yes, I believe it was six grade, six or seven, they were somewhere in some middle school. What not chase or two bucks? How can I reach these kids?

How can I reach these kids? So when I came with this idea that I would put them in the front row, wow brilliant. Whoever gets the highest mark, I will take them out for a chicken dinner, just like Michelle Fiper did to that little Latino boy. It's been the most star lives living in a drunken paradise. Oh, you know, watch movies. Have you actually seen that movie? Of course, I've seen dangerous minds. Really?

You're new to Star Wars. A whole one? But no, I have not seen Star Battles or whatever. Michael P. by Buddy and Buffalo. Question number 21, bonus. Please explain Newton's third law of motion, Go Pills. Yeah, that's probably was the bonus question out there. Well, for every action, there's a negative thing that

happens because like you go like this and then I go like that and there's a YouTube strike involved. Perfect, perfect, that's a, this kid's really paying attention. What's up? Must go down or something or other other whatever you know the thing. Edward Murphy says, I don't can don't his dad hitting a butt. I understand. It'll Chris Rock a bit. I like it. Trevor zero 20 bucks. Thank you, Trevor. John, please stop calling our children. I can imagine the principal being like, John, are you calling the kids parents? Every time they get an A, you can't do that.

No. You're harassing people, right? Yeah, you're stuck to something. But I wrote those questions myself. He's like changing the classroom around. What the fuck does he think he is? Gardner Fat Dude Box, he's the goat because he smells and eats garbage, yes.

Oh, drunk engineer 2 bucks. I haven't seen acting this bad since one too many. That is a bad movie. God, you box. Sombra Skull, Tuky. I can barely drink my beer now. Skull. I have the Sombra Skull.

I'm here, here it is. Skull. School. The saddest skull ever. Skull. Cheers. Cool. Guards or Fancy Box. When I need to cry, I think hemorrhoids. A method. Yeah. Just helping pinching his hemorrhoids. It's going to all those kids. Kids. and she gets have rights. It's going, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, That was so fucking weird. The last four of your social security number are the same as our buddy's phone number there.

Isn't it crazy? Dude, it's a one in 10,000 jets. Yes, it's almost like it's not believable at all. Yeah, it's almost like two quits, that'll do the possibly true. Mm-hmm. It's the Warriors, the final four of his phone number, the final four of Tukies.

Crazy. How do you do that? I don't know. He's He's not the greatest troll in the world current affairs which I'll explain later, but he is definitely a troll Thank you God don't remember for four months My theory is some chick or that really or that reality show producer is watching and he wants to portray himself as a heroic figure. SJ has always once up had, ah, yes, he's showing off the range. Yeah, well, it's weird because in the beginning of the week wasn't he bragging about, I'm the villain and everybody wants me to be the villain in whatever. And now he's like, I'm the victim.

My everyone's picking on me. I hate it. I'm the villain. It doesn't, it doesn't work. You can't be both. No. Right, you can't be both. And please, please, I'm the victim, I'm a human, it's picking on me, I hate it, I'm a human, it doesn't work, you can't be both. Now. Right, you can't be both. And please, please, please get this reality show off the ground because you're just gonna make

the rest of us really, really fucking popular, John. So please, do your reality show. No, I'm definitely looking forward to that. Pena's rancol, my boy, five bucks. John paints himself like he's Robin Williams in Dead Poets Society. How do I reach these kids? Yes, I know, it's ridiculous. penis rink old my boy five bucks John paint himself like he's robbing Williams and dead poet society How do I reach these kids? Yes, I know it's it's ridiculous John finally has a real job

And he acts like it's the greatest accomplishment in the world like we all have real jobs. I mean, I don't Teacher in the world. There's many many great teachers. He's more like robbing real Williams and Mrs. Doubtfire He's more like Robin real Williams and Mrs. Doubtfire. Having fun with him. He kids. Speaking of which, DJ Keefer, Tony Buck says, night is more of a man than John. It's night and day. It is. It's like night and day with those two.

It's like night and day. Edward Murphy, I knew this clown was in my kids' classroom. I take them out in homeschool yuck. Dude, I, I don't know if I'm supposed to say this or not. I don't know if I'm supposed to say this or not. Oh, then you should definitely say it. I should definitely say it. There is someone in the dabble verse

whose kid was in John's school district. And he did post kid out for that reason. And he let the school doll. Oh, wow. Wow, it's fucking not, isn't it? And he did post kid out for that reason and he let the school know oh Wow, it's fucking not so isn't it I mean the devil versus we can foreign why we pointed a lot of different people and reasons why John was let go from the school But that might be one of them Padre coming in Anytime a kid got an AI called Uncle Paul Moe.

Sure. Little Sally's doing really well in the class. I gave her a kiss on a Tushik. Who's that old guy over there? Uncle Paul, Uncle Paul, is the creepy old guy. Uncle Paul, now he's coming over. Anthony, five bucks. Y'all fucking.

Ha ha ha ha ha. Matty with $7. Crying like you helped raise the flag. You a G. Yeah, I know. That was shit. You would think he did the most heroic thing ever. Oh my God, if you just heard him describing his type,

he'd be like, what do you do for living? I'm a substitute science teacher. Uh, okay. Cool. John's grandkids that never exist because of obvious reasons. We go, grandpa, did you teach heroes, or no, were you a hero teacher?

Were you a hero, yes. It goes, no, but I taught amongst side heroes, or whatever that band brother. Yeah, he that band is too much humility, right? Humility is a word that's never used in the same sentence with Suttery. God. Those are the same that though. Rocco or B 2002, SJ is the water boy from the 90s Dallas Cowboys who thinks this is important as ackman, Irvin or Smith. Yeah, he's got the rig He's got the ring to prove it. Mace an important two bucks. John is a worse sub than Jack black and school of rock

I thought Jack bike did a good job in that Curred of the electric no invite a dare you sir. You know you got to invite to this Don says St. John the fat it's what am I missing there? Fat it's. I guess that's what it is. Lawyers got their money. Greta's spicy meatbury. Oh, TWL.

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One of the best songs we've had on, who are these podcasts? Thank you. Morocco Moll 5 bucks, John's cats are avoiding him like the plague. I would avoid Southern John like the plague. Bad thing, Bill 5 bucks. I can't believe the depth of stupidity

that Southern John goes to. Well, believe it. It's real Chris pop key two dollars will Jen cut you off you tell her she sings flat How dare you Chrissy? How dare you I got your back. Don't worry. Thanks Perfect pitch I can angel. Did Dr. Steve just give me two fucking dollars? Yes. I love the new artwork, Tuky. You wanna read the rest of that?

Wow, thank you for my new pop canvas, Tuky art, Dr. Steve, it just came today. Fantastic, I love it. Thank you, Dr. Steve. That's why I gave it. He was patting himself on the back. I see why you gave Tuky a box of that Dr. Steve. That's why he was panning himself on the back. I see why you get to buy some of that one. Fantastic. Right on the one that's SJ thinking is a hero might be worst than SJ.

No. Mm-hmm. Might be the worst SJ. Yes. I know what you mean, because I like to fill out more take on this. It's like there's different versions of Centering John. Yeah. Hornie Centering John is one of the worst versions.

Well, it's most repugnant. It's a really off-putting, but yes, your own John is pretty bad, too. Dr. Steve, five bucks. April, Brook, they're graduated from the Tish School of the Arts, even. I thought you said me a thing that said she'd graduated from NYU, Dr. Steve.

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I don't believe it a lot of the stuff, but that one might be true. Seth Martin, five bucks. I was walking over to school that afternoon, that same kid was trapped in a well. I saved his life. I saved his life. John's mom, I need to evict a squatter, I need advice.

Oh, Tony must grad. Jon borrowed Adam Sandler's NYU count for the photos exchange for you. No, that's very funny. Jon posting himself in his graduation count. Did he? Yeah, to prove that he graduated from NYU. Anybody can get one of those though. Why did you just show us the diploma?

Show us your degree? Well, it's in a box and I don't know which box it's, I hate moving. I sit on the box, I can't get off the box. Feel I'll breadly. Why doesn't John do cameos? That would be easier way to hustle for some cash than two-hour superchats.

He used to. I thought he did. He used to. Sweet, more WATP. Agreed, Simon. All right, we're almost to the end of this and then we'll move on. I've been Murphy in a Batman voice on the teacher they need

but don't deserve. Dookie, can you do? I need to do Gary Delbate. Can you do Batman? With version? You know, just be like, I'll read my problem. I do. I am the teacher they need, but they don't deserve. It's very whispery. I'm the drunk. I'm the drunk galagon. I'm the drunk who's late for class. I'm the drunk. They can't do anything without me except for those eight months when they did stuff

without me. They can't do anything without me. Our Marie goes in. Grandkids won't exist for obvious reason to keep her old order. Which I was talking about. Why did the meat is grandkids someday? I was just like, wow, I got a one and three chance, I guess. I got two bucks.

You can't scoop your ovaries out with a melon baller and then expect you to have kids. Come on. I want to breastfeed, Bobby. Yeah, well, you're S.O.L. I don't know what to tell you. What? Time for two bucks.

For the 1800 fake watchers compete with MLC. Yes, thank you. We have almost 1900 people watching us live. I'm gonna do it shooly. Thank you to the 1900 people watching us live right now. It's incredible. I really do appreciate it. Zachary Hopman, two bucks.

Carl Bigwin last night. You're the man, Tuky. Thank you. Yeah, you know, Geno messes me. He's like, what are your thoughts on the bill's win? I said, honestly, it makes me more upset than they lost to Philly. Because that lost to that was the, I don't know how they lost that game.

If they had beat Philly and then Kansas City and they have Dallas next week, they could be the team to beat going into the playoffs. Anyway, I'm over. The fixed game. I'm over. You know, gambling did exactly what everyone thought it would do to football. Yeah. Fixed it in. There have been some insane calls and non calls this year. I even watched football last week because it has become a joke. Gambling is ruined football.

I 100% agree with you on that. I think that's real. Some stupid asshole, two bucks. John is crumbling before our eyes and it's glorious. You wanna read this one for us? Akumugan? Mugen? Akuh Mugen? Idea for Stuttering John Doc. First season has him painted like the holy man he thinks he is.

Second season is where they play best of dabble verse to show reality. That's a funny idea. Yes. Well, that's the thing. He thinks if someone does a reality show, they're going to do like this, keeping up with the Kardashians, like he's like an influencer and all the shit. He doesn't realize it's going to be a reality show about this is Stuttering John Melendez. He used to be on the Howard Stern show and then he was on the Jay Leno show. He's got this giant house.

And now he's picking his nose on a live stream. I've never seen this before. I'm sure the fuck up, Tookie. The fuck is wrong with you. Oh yeah. Hey, no, God, you want to do a very positive show about how wonderful you are. Maybe it's a show about some two teachers.

The celebration of chat life. Time to Steve $20. Oh, I'm glad we got this wrong. So celebration of Chats Live. Time to Steve, $20. Oh, I'm glad we got this wrong. So I can get extra 20 bucks on a time to die to receive. That is NYU, Tish School of the Arts, equals BFA from NYU. It's where SJ attended as well. Also, 4Q for calling me cheap.

Oh. I've never done that before, complain about what someone donated as a super chef. It's to the nicest man there. And it worked. Maybe I should do done that before. I've played about what someone donated as a super chef. It's to the nicest man. And it worked. Maybe I should do that more often. Thanks, Dr. Steve. You've taught me nothing.

I wear no lessons today. No more shoelies equals world peace, two bucks. S.J. the sub helped mold my son into the week. He is today. Oh, God, dad. Love the super chats funny on the dots. Michael P. my boy, Buffalo again, I love the super trans funny of the dots Michael P my boy and Buffalo again, Tookie, can you still smell the grandma fart around the holidays? Hacka, hacka go bills always I miss you Nana. No, but you're far slinger on.

We really brought the short of all with that one, sir. Hudson, Marjara says the Stuttering Befoon doxville almost addressed on his last show. Yeah, no, he's actually everyone all the time Yo, yo, yo, it's big white. I heart tookie super chat show Yo, yo, yo, big white. It's a big white. Good to see you. Thanks for coming by over here. Okay now Gosh, that took a longer than I expected. I apologize. Let's bring on our special guest Special guest you are on the show. What name are you going by today? Tim Drammsky. Tim Drammsky. I've heard of that guy. Tim, thank you so much for coming on the show. I know you've been messaging me.

We've been talking back and forth and I'm very interested to know what you want to talk about, yes, some revelations here for us today. All right. So you've been showing, you've been showing John's most recent masterpiece, but what you haven't gotten to yet that I'm assuming you will is leading into his award-winning performance to substitute teacher with his complete rage at Cardiff and Tuky and you and everybody else that led into his emotional breakdown. Yes.

All right. So, I have spent a lot of time trolling John through various accounts and I have had a lot of interaction with him. Okay. He is beyond cra- he's crazier than what you guys think, okay? But this time, I got his attention by telling him I had some information on Cardiff and on mothering Jay.

So with Cardiff's knowledge, okay? I have, I have friends too, you know, this is the thing I love about John. As soon as someone says some information that that he wants to believe he believes it That's why I thought that Carter was Patrick Lewinsky for that time It's no chance to mock as they're both fucking morons and Carter is one of the world's greatest trolls So he sets all of this up. So he sends out this information and then guys like Chad and John go You know people think everyone's a guest for you. I have people in my corner too, you know

So you know those are also people fucking with you idiot, and I believe that's who we're talking to right now Yes, so I told John the name. He loves saying it Timothy D Hamilton. He loves saying over and over again. So you came up with that. Yeah, so I gave him that name knowing that it's a made up name. There is no Timothy Dransky. You can't find it anywhere so there would be no way anyone else would have given him that name. So he immediately goes on. anyone else would have given them that name. He immediately goes on to a show and he's like, I've had Cardiff, I've had your name for a long time, a lot of people have given it to me. Like once I told him, it was because I told him that I was going to be sending Cardiff a package, right? So I had John had to wait till I pulled my prank on Cardiff and then I would let John

expose Cardiff. So I give him the information. The other day, he's like losing his mind on the show. So, I tell him, you can go ahead and say his name. So, he starts saying the name and he's saying, a lot of people have given him this to me. I've had it for ages. He had it for like a week. You have a crazy thing here. You see he's liar.

He's a liar. What is the crazy part? Here's the crazy thing is, you see he's liar. He's a liar. What is crazy part? Here's the crazy part. When you know the truth and you watch John talk, you realize whatever degree people think, to whatever degree people think he's a liar, it's a thousand times worse. Yes.

But it's crazy. So I tell him. I'll just tell you real quick them that happens to be quite a bit Because I know things that we don't talk about on the show and I watch John talking about those things I'm like, oh, you're lying. You're fucking moron. It's incredible So so John begins to grill me as to how I have this information. I told them a very believable story about being involved in counterintelligence in the military You know, I have all by the way Carl. I have all the receipts. I started sending him to you But it was just too much, but I can after if you wanted to I actually I have those messages

If you want me to pull them up I can I saved them right before the show Yeah, it's totally up to you. I mean it doesn't really matter. The accounts are all whatever. Oh shit. Look at his here. It's Timothy himself. Timothy is a fucking liar. So I kept audition the loop the whole time. I was what was happening. if you notice if you notice the name Frank Bowden is there too yep now Frank Bowden is a name that I gave him for muttering Jay now I'm an idiot that's supposed to be an anagram for drunk buffoon but I I didn't know how to spell buffoon apparently what is've had one after the film. What is Rocco burrowing anagram for?

Handsome young Italian man. What the hell? So I give John that information. He's so excited. He's like, I find it. He's like, everything is turning. He's like, I can't believe what a good friend you are. He's like,

I am so unbelievable. like everything is turning he's like I can't believe what a good friend you are. He's like. I just don't believe a ball. It's like. So. So he's like he's messaging me every day. Just like when are you going to you know when are you going to find out where when are you going to find out like we're where muttering jay lives and i so i give him his name frank bouton it turns out there is a frank bouton he's like a young asian kid getting a p-h-d somewhere and i was jobs like trying to explain it so he on the he caught he messages me one morning and he says there's like a big problem cardiff mentioned december 21st in a tweet

that's the day i get paid from youtube Now this is the morning of the show where he has the mouth out. Okay? Now, I message Cardiff and I'm like, what's December 21st? He's like, that's the deadline for Tukki to file his response, right? So I, but John thinks Cardiff is planning a cyber attack. So he doesn't know what it is, but he thinks he's planning something on the day that John's gonna get paid.

So, I said to John, I'm like, John, my people have found some chatter to suggest that Cardiff is gonna be redirecting your funds from your bank account to a bank account of his choosing. Using that. Thank you. Thank you for this, Shit. All right, can I stop? Can I stop you real quick?

I have the clips. I want to play these to put some context to this. Wait, wait, Carl, before you do, I want you to know this. He repeats what I told him work for. He goes, he goes, he's going to do it to his bank account. Or a bank account of his choosing. Like, you can even compare it. It's dumb.

It's dumb. Come on. Just mine. Come on, back to Cal. I'll give you my roadie number right now, Jared. Now come on, use mine. Holy shit. He's the dumbest man alive. Well, right now, if you're listening, I'm showing up on the screen, John going out

his doxing spree on Twitter, where he's writing out all of these names and he says he fucked with the wrong guy. SJWO in full effect. He's acting like he's on his victory lap right here. And now we're ready. I just took one guy to message him a telemob this year. He just believed it like a moron. You have no idea what's coming.

Yes, yes, Tim. To keep the text, I mean, the tweet about the Von Erich, that was for me. That was for me when I was deep undercover. You don't need to worry about ending up like the Von Erich. Sure. You're safe. Did they all commit suicide? Yes. John thought I was going to commit suicide because of him. All right.

We play this real quick and then we'll get packed, this is unbelievable information. So now Timothy has decided to threaten me. My computer was hacked. Make no mistake. I couldn't get on Wikipedia. I couldn't get on Reddit. Could you imagine hacking a computer and just be like,

we can't go out these two websites. I'm not going to block it. Wikipedia, what was the other one? Reddit? Could you imagine hacking computer and just be like we can't go out these two websites Wikipedia what was the other one? Reddit. Yeah, it's probably just a faulty Google Chrome with me my guys Like Google is broken. Oh, no, he can't get into that by the way We've over 2,000 people watching right now Sorry, I'm so in the drops. Thanks, Karen. All right. Everything was going wrong.

Anywhere I went, it was hacked. And I'm pretty sure that Timothy hacked my Google. Yeah, I'm not my Google. Hey, to my Google. Can I remind, can I just, maybe this is the great time for this drop on becoming the drop king They're calling me the drop king on the internet these days Wow, I got you beat with my drop here the fuck up ass wife and suck my cock all right

This is so after John explain the card of hacked his computer and After John explain the card of Hacked his computer and he hacked his Google, whatever that means, John's full of that words. Stop talking about computers, you don't know anything you're talking about, he's like a fucking moron. Doesn't he also famously have like the oldest computer? He's been talking about getting a new one forever, so maybe it's just a new MacBook. It's got a shitty computer. It's the one Heather W's bottom. He's like, no, I have new computer since that. They get out. You had porn loser. Anyway, this is John explaining what we were just talking about. A-spector. Buh-buh-buh-buh.

Thanks for the 20. What a great way to spend a Saturday afternoon evening. I have to work. Captain Continental, the to school, John. Hey, Spectre, how you gonna feel when Timothy, card of electric, steals this money that all you guys are donating to me? Oh, no.

How you gonna feel about card of electric when he is alleging to fucking redirect my payment, which is quite substantial to another bank account Back up how you gonna feel about that how you gonna feel about the potato then All right you guys all have YouTube accounts You know difficult it would be to set up a different bank account in YouTube It would take months to get that even fucking approved. I don't know what you had to do, but in Minnesota,

they had to mail me a code. Yes. That I had to go, like I had to wait three weeks for a code to show up in the mail. I had to open it up to secure envelope and to the code in the website. Then wait another two weeks, but yeah, you're an electric. Just click the fuck up a buttons and all of a sudden I've redirected the fractions of a penny from all of John's transactions into my account.

He's never talked about it. Account of my choosing yes. He's never talked about suing you but he wants to sue Tookie for playing a video that was online and that we joked about all time. He's talking about a felony He's right like hackie this almost computer and stealing their money. This is a felony to do That he's like he's gonna commit a felony, but I'm really bad at toki because he played that video He's gonna take toki to court, but he's like I'm not happy with what card if o' Timothy did well

Just like you doxed him because you gave the information to the guy that doxed him. Yes, he still claims I doxed his address. I didn't. All I said was we live close to each other and gave Coral in a private text message to Vince the lawyer who put it up on Reddit. Yeah, but then John put his own house up with his address on it. Doxed himself. Because he was so proud of his shitty fucking house that he had a show all the zill's true. Yeah, but they're gonna have like gas stations and stuff by Carl's house.

It's gonna be fantastic. Tim, we're gonna be in the car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car.

I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car.

I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and get a car. I'm gonna go and going to have like gas stations and stuff by Carl's house. It's going to be fantastic. Tim, what else is there? I think this is unbelievably, these revelations, it's like an hilarious. Okay. So, so I told John that my investigation had found, you know, Cardiff was going to be using malware to redirect funds to an account of his choosing.

And I told John the way that he would know when this was happening, if he experiences his computer running slowly, or if the internet is low, that's because the computer is in the process of redirecting funds. Oh no! And I told John, he would not, he would not, he would, he would not, he would not, he would not, he would not, I told him he'd need to immediately turn off Oh no! He was so charming. He was...

I told him he'd need to immediately turn off and destroy his computer because that would be the only thing that's not the process. Oh no! And so he was like having it out and just destroy everything. Yeah. Yeah, like this is... He was having a complete meltdown over it. Yeah, and there you go.

What did I say? So, if you notice anything slowing down, like you're under attack. It's worth to have in a consignal to start of the attack. If you notice that the attack is starting, you want to shut down the computer immediately. That will stop his access. Your best defense would be to get a new computer, although he might be able to infect the new computer as well, depending on how you got in the first time.

Uh. I'm out. That was a way. You want your address? You have made my life so much better in the dabble verse. I am so grateful. What? Oh my gosh. You should go until you got the Christmas gift. I want to know what John would have given you. Yeah, I know I know what he would have given his audience my address.

Shits or a photo of your house. Yeah. So, and this is a funny thing too. He was dying for Cardiff's address. Now, obviously, I couldn't give him the address because once he tried to look for it, he's not going to find anything. I told him the card of lift in Hamilton because I don't know, you know, I don't know. It's the closest place to get into the derogter.

So, I came up with that one and he's john like kept demanding his address so i just picked some apartment building because he wouldn't and he writes back he's like well how am i going to find him we i don't know what apartment he's in and i was like what do you need to find him for like there's only to find him job you just so so i can't i don't know if he posted a picture of the apartment building but he's like just died he just wants cart of the

dress so badly uh... and same with the same i go john i go did you try googling the name and hamilton ontario and he's like we know i didn't do that i go and i'm sure at one point i was i did that at one point I did that At one call at one point on another account. I was texting with John like this and back This is when we were talking I told him that I had a I had evidence that you posted his book

The well-equipped stuttering John world order is just you are you please tell me your lawyer please tell me you told him you're a lawyer and you're the one who's gonna find for him no tookie listen I am a lawyer and I'll tell you he's not filing a lawsuit against you. I know this I know this fact he's not filing a lawsuit again. What? What? Weiler alert. Spoiler alert. Don't give it away. I know you're stuck to learn that difference. We had a little chat. That's why he was panic calling Vince the lawyer. Because I went through with him when he was just like, you wouldn't call me back. I went

through with him and I like John. Here's why you're going to lose the lawsuit. And he does not like that. I've learned that from my other trolling efforts with him. He does not like when you show him a mirror. You have to, yeah, it's a sad. Yes, and all times. I didn't do that. But what's one of the craziest things?

Oh, he also told me he doesn't anymore. But he goes, I used to have so many suck accounts. I couldn't even keep track of them. And I have that tweet. I can send you to please send me that. That's fucking amazing. Amazing. Why do you know he's not going to file? Because, okay. So first of all, there's no case. I want his's no time i want to do you know i want to do it i want to do it is fair use all of that stuff so i go john i'm like i know you know what you're doing like you didn't get this far by being a dummy like they

think but you're gonna say i go you're gonna spend fifteen to twenty thousand dollars and then you're probably gonna end up having to pay to keep and the dabblers uh... legal bills yeah he did he did not he's like no i don't worry about it and i go you're heading down to the courthouse today to file right he's like well

well i might i you know we're still going over a few things which on the federal court building isn't going to be open on a saturday uh... they they give those people the weekends off so he that there there's no loss to coming there on a Saturday. They give those people the weekends off. So there's no lawsuit coming. There's a 0% chance of a lot of. Hold on a second. I have to make a quick announcement here. Uh oh. Re-tar alert. Re-tar alert class. Well, she says he is filing on Thursday now. I don't know why not tomorrow or Wednesday,

but now it's Thursday. Thursday, December 48th, he's filing it. How many books do you have 28 days? Here's the last thing I want to tell you guys, and I appreciate you having me on. This is amazing. No. Talking with John, I missed his card at one point, and I was like this

fucker better not start making me feel bad for him he has nobody he has nobody who's on the side at one point i was talking with him about muddering and uh... part of the

part of my reason for doing this was i wanted to show muttering j how you actually do a funny reveal and fuck with john yes and so bad you did well fucked up so bad so and i was kind of fucking with his thing when he was trying to do it

it was such a dud but at one point when i was talking to john but i was watching right now by the way he's in the chat but good good to john jay is watching right now by the way he did the chat good good but i jay go fuck your mother so i was talking with john about muttering jay and he said to me he's like i know he's been horrible to me i know he said horrible things but right now he's saying horrible things about them not me like how can that be bad i'm like john because imagine if your daughter saw you like chatting with this guy

Who who said like these awful things like we're not me and he's just like, but I don't have anyone who says good stuff about me Oh, no, it was like If I remember I feel like that He's a shit. He became my friend even right now. I messaged him and I said before I went on I was like John. i know you betrayed me you're about to feel my her house and he's like no i didn't they like all i know you were just totally like

he instantly goes into defense mode he doesn't have any of the who sticks up for him i don't think he has anybody who does anything for him other than send them unpaid you know old duals deliveries. But it's kind of it's kind of sad. But then I remember that when he wanted to add us from me, I told him I was not a funeral and he's like, well what time can you get it to me?

Wow. Not like oh sorry. Okay. I thank you. I cannot feel a bad for a second. And if you remember what a piece of shit this asshole is, he's the worst person. There's a reason why he has no friends. There's a reason why he has nothing. Because he's an asshole. Uncraitful asshole. Tim? Yeah, he, yeah. Will you marry me?

I love you. I love you. I'm going to tell you and then I understand if you guys need to kick me off, but this has been the best time. To me you took a little bit of you took a little bit of friendly fire in this thing because I know Vince had already released a certain name. So when John wanted to you know check how good my intel was he asked like as a test he get he said we'll go find out. Rockos last name and it was hurting out there. So I just came to everybody's like, all right, you're legit. This is real. That's amazing.

I give you a Tim, you are amazing. I'm glad you did all that you did. And I love you more than a friend. You can use my last name whenever you want. Oh my gosh, Wendy's gonna be so upset. The Tookie West Samararies, someone else now. Oh no! Hold on, I'll be right back.

I gotta go jerk off. Ha ha ha ha. There is. Cardiff was the mentor and this whole thing. He had a bunch of good ideas. There is one more thing that came out of this. Okay, please. The day, our friend Tim messaged me with this idea.

A stuttering John on YouTube showed up in my chat saying, Hi Tim. I went back to this Tim and said, was this you? I said, nope. I go, have you told anyone else about the Tim idea? He said, nope. But now i know sundry john so i can't on youtube for going into the that's a way to the idiots what a fucking more the stock account is called

following john like it's the three-year-old like whatever was a number but did some different numbers yet cardicals with this year and i go no but i go the whole way this thing works is like that it's not a real name so no one can no one else can claim the accident the game to him and you can see like i took all the

uh... all the receipts for when he first said the name after i gave it to him it's like right away as soon as i gave it to him he started posting it so there's no i tried to do this so that there's no way he can back pedal the only thing he's going to be able to do is say i knew he was long along which looks a little silly given that he like just swallowed this thing whole yes correct yeah wow so he has a stuttering John sock account on YouTube so that he can point to the trolls with fake stuttering John accounts saying nasty shit remember an uncle

Rico's chat there was stuff going on probably in your chat. He's hiding in plain sight. He's hiding in plain sight. We learned this from all the other kids. Jones watching. He's does. He's back. Holy shit. Tim, I don't know how to thank you for this. This is unbelievable. Well, I told I told Carter that I wanted to have, you know, it would have been funny if if we had had a little bit more time to coordinate, mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm mhm talking about calling people's pet. I'm like, I think I broke this guy. And the weirdest part of this whole thing was, as I'm watching that show, I go into the other room and my wife who's not in Vosney and this stuff, I try to tell her what I've done,

and I'm watching her face, and as I'm saying it, I realize I'm basically Jeffrey Dahmer who hasn't killed any of us. Like, I'm the psycho-handsome. Just you was looking at me like, is this what you're doing with your time in your life? I was like, yeah, i'm in too deep like hope that it's a lot but it's a lot and and ten's been it's been exploding for the past few days he's just wanted to let this out

oh my god he can't handle the long game like some people can but i i i appreciate your your new to this tim this is a lot of you know i know what the problem is the problem is like right now all this is happening in five minutes john sees another retarded butterfly and he'll be like i know card of famous Alexander what i like he'll be on to something else and then it doesn't make sense so you're right i'm a little i'm a little impatient but i felt like this is a knockout punch a little bit so well there's one thing i I'll get that is.

I'm gonna get J, AKA Vince the lawyer is proven. And that's how easy it is to get on John's good side. By just being his friend, the way you be his friend is to hate his enemies. So as soon as you go on there and you go, yes, sholey sucks. And I don't like Carl and Cardiff's a shitty potato. Not with friends with you, it's that easy. Tim and Tim. Fantastic. Wow. Tim brilliant brilliant work by friend. Thank you for coming on this program to reveal all of that. Thank you guys. I feel honored. This show is awesome. Thank you buddy. Thank you so much. Wow. Thank you, Tim. You got it, too, okay?

so much. Thank you, Jim. You got it, too, Keith. Puppet master. Tim, by the way, I want to thank you for all the work you did. So I'm going to send you a Christmas present. Just give me your address. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm in the Hamilton Ontario. I can drive it to you. That I will see you at your apartment. That's wait, wait, one last thing. Listen, the Frank Bowden who goes to his north western getting his PhD, the young Asian guy, he's not actually muttering Jay. So I can only imagine the confusion of that poor lad in his Asian family.

He starts getting an influx of hate and correspondence. I guess you got to do more research before you start throwing names around Wow, all right, thanks Tim See you buddy. Don't be a stranger. Wow holy shit I take a second. What have you created Carl? No, no when you a year ago when you sent me out there to troll John, did you think it was going to lead to this? That's true. That is not true.

Go fuck yourself potato. All right, here's the deal. You're going to come up with a potato filter. You're going to pretend you like sundering, Chad, that turn the camera around, show the board, show the board, and all the lines. Yeah, stuff eight. Tim gave me an idea though. We need a wives of the dabble verse show. All the wives that you spoke.

I would love that. No, my husband is the craziest person. No, no, no, no, no. My husband is a lunatic. No, no, no, no. That conversation was happening in Detroit a little bit. Yes, it was. No, no, no, no. That conversation was happening in Detroit a little bit. Yes, it was. For sure. So all right, you came up with the Timothy name, Cardiff. No, he did. He brought this to me and I kind of guided, gently guided him down a few paths. Unbelievable, an anagram. Wow. John is fucking stupid. And again, getting back to his show where he's all teared up. Huh.

This is where he's talking about changing children's lives. This is a substitute teacher. Now, I'll give him credit. It wasn't just like two days or wasn't like, you know, someone had COVID or something. This was a long term substitute teaching. But imagine that this guy actually had a real class and was a real teacher, what you claimed he was going to do. Not that long ago, a few months ago, he was going to become a full time.

I feel like he still should and get off the internet. Well, yeah, he should because he's so amazing with the students. I'll teach appreciation today. I never know was that. I'll teach appreciation day. I didn't know was that. Oh, did he do that again? Yeah, but he put tweeting all of those cards that he got from the students. No, but he did that before when he got bad news on the anniversary of his father's death. And he goes, on that day of all days, you did this to me.

Oh, like he, right, he also got the child support thing on his birthday, right? Oh God. From the serious lawsuit. Yeah, that's right. The serious lawsuit. Yeah, on his birthday. I think he got gentle war on a Easter of eight seven. I think that's true to you. That's what you're gonna own. Can you help me? What can gives me a get back? With the wonderful card. Maybe the yoga's ball the end.

The yoga's ball the end. What? Tell me, that won't change his life. There's a gift card to In-N-Out Burger. I know. God. Then why aren't you teaching anymore, John? If you change children's lives, why did you go back online and talk shit about everyone

of threatened people and say you're going to piss the whip, Anthony Cumia, all these things that were definitely going to get you fired from your job. You're doing all these amazing things. You just abandoned those children that needed you. The world's most involved substitute teacher. He calls out Shulie for not going back to Israel to fight the whore. This guy couldn't even stick around in the school district where he's making this huge difference. Look, I literally stabled the dress of one of my substitute teachers to the board.

Okay, so there's not a lot of respect for substitute teachers out there. I'm sorry. Never. Okay. So John goes out on this whole rant about how amazing he was. And I'm lost. What are we talking about? What are we trying to prove again?

I forgot. So then John brings it back around here. I choose to be good person. I choose to be a good person. I choose to help people. And what you guys have done to me is awful. He's a vigilante for retarded kids. You could do the audio way, way, way, I don't care. Where's the real? I mean, if you really caught me, maybe. Real dumb. Ah! Ah! John's keeping it real right now.

Unbelievable. So we're finally back to you. I think you're gonna play that other Chris Rock clip, usually play. Nope. So he's the victim on this one. Now, as you were saying, you stapled your substitute teachers, not dresses to the wall.

Yes, yes, I did. Well, for John, it was very different. The students all celebrated him. Why are you such a moron? I don't know. Other kids would write on the blackboard. Mr. Mondes, your favorite, your favorite. I think you are cool Homer Simpson. Sandra, that was me.

It's giving me gifts and other gift cards. Sorry, can you pause it again? Tarzan. I also wrote something on the blackboard once upon a month for one of my substitute teachers and involved her blowing goats. He's unbelievable. I love the Oh, he's unbelievable. I love the fact that he's talked about how he was being brought out of the class on the children's shoulders. They're cheering for him. Mr. Melendez, Mr. Melendez. Look at broken Rudy.

He carried him to his car like Hulk Hogan gets carried into WrestleMania. I'm a cherished. He carried him to his car like Hulk Hogan guys gets carried into WrestleMania And the blackboard I appreciate it. I shouldn't be driving right now You're favorite I think you're cool Homer Simpson Sandra that was mean Kids give me gifts and all the gift cards Target oh target By vacuum you accept the Kids give me gifts and all the gift cards Target and oh target My vacuum you accept the

Notes he's listing the gift cards that he got no pick wake or seven eleven if his kids knew him that's where they would get a gift cards for Timmy there's only five dollars on this target gift card Johnny gave me $17 What's wrong with you? I saw you give another teacher $10 We're gonna have to call you mom How come mr. Brennan is walk around the $15 gift card and I got a $5 gift card Is is that why he was calling so many parents who he gave There's two to see if he could get a get a taste. Yes Is what I do? I'll pay us a lot of substitute teachers, you know, Mrs. Anderson. I heard you're very successful in your business.

I think you should break off a piece for me. Who knew substitute was so lucrative? Yeah. Well, John found a way. Yeah. It's a private. A sponsor. He probably wrote about the whiteboard, you know, casino.com or something sponsored by Quatt might. Hey, if you kids are gonna go gamble use my promo code and you'll get a 50% extra deposit. See how it is. Your first assignment. Log on to Twitter. Create a user name that has

nothing to do with Stuttering John.. Everybody go now. It offend me. All right. You guys ready to feel bad about ourselves again? Yeah. We've done a lot of bad things and this porterman is just trying to help. One of my kids is going to make me explode here. You're under my kids who is in a wheelchair. Oh no, it'll timmy.

And she wasn't until I drove to school one day. That hit me. And what did you guys do? What? You called my school district and got me fired twice. We got, trying to get me fired twice. You succeeded once. All right, now first of all,

no one was calling a school district. I mean, mother and Jay was certainly tweeting at them, but Jen, you did this to yourself. There's no one else's fault if you lost your job. This is all on you. The other is why you would lose your job and Chad doesn't understand this either. He thinks he'd just call people's employers and get them fired. Right. There has to be a reason for them to fire them. Just some lunatic on the internet doesn't like you. Can't get you fired from

your job. Right. That is true. But that's why I said now he's tagging his army of mutants like the LGBTQ community. Yeah. He's running out of allies, just like Tim said, he has no one. So now he's looking for allies anywhere. So he's just like, hey, bunch of strangers who I don't know come defend me. I love the idea that he ran over this poor kid's legs. Who said that? Allegedly. Allegedly.

I think Timothy said it. I mean, I mean Tim. I mean Tim. Yeah Cardinal is one of the greatest trolls because as he's pretending that Timothy has this real name He's like no, I actually don't like Timothy. I prefer to be called Tim. It's gonna be so offended It's gonna be so effentant. So funny. All right, guys, let's find out how much we hurt the kids. Because right so far, John's been making this about him. This is all our fault. Right?

Everything he said so far, it's about John, poor John, well, was me. But now we find out who really is the victim here. So he did. That was hurt the kids. I could find another gig. Then do. But all you did was hurt the kids to have a teacher that cares. So according to John, the other teachers don't care.

This is the kind of thing that makes enemies. When it goes out, it's just like, I was the only good teacher in this whole school district. The other teachers are watching, like, what the fuck? Think I don't care? I didn't show up drunk and hungover every day. What the fuck is wrong with you?

This is one of the craziest things John has ever sat right here. When he compares himself to this. We all have those teachers that change our lives and help us. Our guardian angels. It's cool. What John thinks is a guardian angel for being a substitute teacher. Oh shit.

This is a delusional man. He's lost his mind. Yeah. You have also run around Central Park in a red beret Of course the sad school I so I Can't even celebrate with this bio. I'm just gonna drink it like a sad person celebrate with this bio, I'm just gonna drink it. Like a sad person. Ha ha ha. Sad school. And why did this happen, guys?

Why did he get fired from his job? Who did this to him? Why do they do it? But you guys said, fuck John, you let your anger, envy and hatred stop that from me. En. and hatred. Stop that from me. N.V.? Yeah. Something I enjoyed. Now remember, when Kevin Brennan asked John

why he's doing this and not teaching anymore, John goes, oh, I have too much fun doing this. Why would I go back to teaching? Well, this is so much fun. And now he's trying to play this, trying to change the entire story now. He's just like, that was the one thing that gave me joy in life.

Plus I helped my community and you guys ruined it. What did he say over and over again the last time about Julie controlling the narrative or changing the narrative? Yes, yeah, whatever it was. Yeah, the false narrative. It's happening right now. The shitware and the false narrative. He kept saying over and over again. This is the false narrative. False narrative. The shitware and the false narrative. He kept saying over and over again. This is the false narrative. The John wanted to keep teaching as soon as he got back online,

which he shouldn't have done. He should not. This is all backfire, not him. As soon as he got back online and created all this content for everyone and threatened everyone and wanted to fight everyone, this is what got him fired. It's not, it's nothing to do with what anything anyone else did. Well, it's also the fight everyone. This is what got him fired. It's not, it's nothing to do with what anyone else did. Well, it's also perpetuating everything. Yeah. Everything. So now, John's gonna predict that I'm gonna goof out of him

for crying on his show. He's a little half on how we're goofing out of him though. And Lady Kay will goof with me. You're gonna call me a cry, maybe, and resort to immature. Can you pause it? Yeah. He's almost literally doing the take this tape back to Howard. Yeah, right.

Now you're going to take this tape back to Howard. You're all going to have a laugh, but it's not fun. It's not funny. It's the fun. Curriculum. Oh, you guys were talking about in your show. I've talked about this before too. This idea that John wants to silence all of these voices,

he's against free speech. He's from the Howard Stern Show. That's all they talked about, all the time was free speech, the FCC, and the Christian Coalition was trying to shut him down. It's like, John, you've become everything you hated. What's wrong with you? Yeah, how did all these guys, all these guys from the Stern Show had towered included like yeah?

How did they totally do a 180 like this? I never thought listening to them back in the 90s early 2000s or what then I would be in a litigation with this fucking idiot over free Trying to shut you up. I know I've had phone coverage is with Brent Hattley Where he's just like and this person is doing this and this person tweeted that It's like yeah, well you're putting yourself out there Yeah, what are you gonna do? Fight back I would think I've said is true

Lord everything you said you thought was true, baby, but it definitely was not okay, so John says that we're just gonna bully him for being a cry baby Well actually I would say that we've had expert analysis some revelations and some humor mixed in oh, I knew it So wrong again, dummy in fact, too good as even think you're crying. Tukin thinks it's not what act. With no tears, Jen and I were watching this, what it was happening. And Jen was pointing out, he's like looking up to the lights to get like his eyes to be watery. It's like an old acting track. Right.

You look up right at the light and you're like, Oh, I'm gonna tear staring at the onion hanging about. So sad. So sad. All right, this is John getting a distracted by a text. And this is why his show is the fucking worst show ever. Watch this. Watch it. He just stairs and his computer. He's reading stuff. He's looking around. He doesn't know what to do. I said this last night, update of soup. Isn't this wasn't this your favorite part

of the Howard Stern show? Yeah, I Just space out there up in the space You mean when Howard used to get text messages from his ex-wife saying hey, where's the child's more for this one? He's like oh shit Yeah, I love that part and by the way the chat over in John's channel is already spoiled the anagram Yeah, I love that part. And by the way, the chat over in John's channel is already spoiled the anagram.

Oh, does that? Yeah. Of course that. And he's trying to call Vince the lawyer. Now he's whole big thing. Oh, John didn't graduate from NYU. After all of that. So he obviously got a text message.

He writes back with one finger typing on his keyboard. And then, and now they're trying to say, I didn't graduate from NYU. He definitely didn't take typing. And I don try to say I didn't graduate from NYU. He definitely didn't take typing. But that's also why I'm convinced he is not going to do anything. Because if you were really gung-ho about this lawsuit and everything, wouldn't you have gotten a file right away on Monday morning? Yeah. If you're so sure. All right, yeah, let's talk about that real quick. And then we will get to the the super chats. I do appreciate everybody coming in with those. But let's talk about

what John was tweeting the other day because but he's more concerned with proving that he graduated college at 60 years old than to actually go out and file a lawsuit that he believes he's going to win. Well, speaking of educated John, he says, if Rocco Burrow does not ensure me in writing, you mean usher, you? Ensure me in writing that he won't repose this show that I struck him on. I will file a lawsuit this week. My lawyer is ready.

We are all set. All the criteria requested by YouTube will be fulfilled. Oh my god. To which Tuky responds, what happened to your iron clad lawsuit? Damages! Damages. Chan was like on his show going,

and I've hit a lot of damages. I've missed auditions because I'm so upset. He's like trying to set the stage of this lawsuit. It's never happened. Oh man. So then he says, all right, man, all good, no problem. We'll go forward, just know we are looking at other things that are also striker boy.

Just constantly threatening things. Just not to threaten threat threat. My lawyers are watching all your shows. How many lawsuits does he want? You want them all? All right. Thank you, painkiller. Yo, yo, oh, we wrote that one. Big whites in the house.

Appreciate that. I retarded, hey, Carl. People in glasses shouldn't throw stones Just figuratively not a threat Like a joke Bully I heard Carl saying VTL has a spectrum disorder. That's probably true Mani coming with two bucks. Thank you very much Carl's frosted. Allegedly say allegedly. Oh, why do you do Lee? Carl's frosted. Allegedly say allegedly.

Oh, allegedly. Bully, I heard Carl say, if you tell us, it's my turn to start her. Oh, allegedly. Because anything you want, that's how that works. Carl's frosted tips two bucks. I seen better acting on Hunter Biden crack video. That's pretty funny.

Allegedly. Oh, allegedly. Allegedly. What you become a public figure, it's amazing what you can say about people. It's crazy what you can do. But I believe for a life with 140 bucks. Wow, that's pretty exciting. Wow, yay.

Super chats. Listen, I know, I'm not one of these people with some set of Canadian, Australian. I know it's not these people who gets upset about Canadian, Australian. I know it's not worth as much as I have money, but I appreciate it very much. Here boys, put this towards fighting the good fight against the stumbling, mumbling buffoon. Thank you very much, Bob Leedy, for life. James R, we need tookie and cardiff on Roundtable this week. What's say you?

Uh, Friday? Yeah, I'm doing it on Friday? I might be available. You know what? I might be at the content house at that time. I'll drive down to get to the content house with Chrissy Mayer. There you go. And I'll hop on. Maybe we can do that on the stream. Oh, that would be cool. That's the spirit. That'd be fun. We can get Frank Pellegrino, who I do like. He's a good guy. So you want an extra 80,000 people to jump into this? Yes, exactly. To see what's going on over here in our little corner of the internet.

I want it. It's going to be fun. Do I say it correctly at that time? Correctly. That was fantastic. I practice in the mirror. I don't know if you know that, Turkey. I mean, it takes a lot of effort to say it the way you do. I don't know if you know that, Turkey. I think it takes a lot of effort to say it the way you do. I don't know how you do. Hey, Turkey. That's me. I'm literally my boyfriend. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it. I'm not doing it.

I am a breaking news. Yes. John will be getting a delivery soon. I don't know by who. But in the delivery are Magnum condoms, Lunchables pizza with pepperoni Capri-sun and crunch lunch combinations and a six pack of Heineken premium malt logger. Not Heineken Zero, I hope. No, you had me at Nestle Crunch. No, there's no Nestle Crunch. It's called Lunchables Pizza with pepperoni Capri-sun

and crunch lunch combinations, whatever that is. I love what you're dinner tonight. I love when John need your dinner tonight. I love when John was on his show on Saturdays. I'll piss the Vince the lawyer for not calling a back or answering his phone or whatever he's mad at him for. And Vince had sent him Modellos and Lunchables. And John was drinking the Modellos, he's like, all right, I'm just gonna drink this Modell

and eat those Lunchables, but then I'm done with Vince the lawyer. What a pathetic boob. All right, James R. We need to, balls, but then I'm done with the lawyer. What a pathetic boob. All right, James are we need to go. Yeah, yeah, what's got you guys on that? That'd be great. Matthew Raleigh says, Carl, please tell me who did those tips. Beautiful.

God, I do look fantastic. I do like fantastic. Thank you. If you know, director, 10 bucks, a hashtag, a fill elephant hashtag, F Joey, C one F fill elephant hashtag F Joe, we see one for three. We like to see. Moose the goose, 20 bucks.

Just catch you got Merry Christmas to all Merry Christmas to you. Christmas. Cato style, $10. Christmas came early. This is amazing. ATP forever. T W O forever. Cardiff rules.

Thank you. Drew and Mike show. Yeah, I've been trying to get Drew to come on the round table, the point, double point. Dada head master of disguise You can turn into the D-Cup and be in my basement. All right. Oh, how's my background look better than yours? I don't know, that's weird, right?

That's the one we just read. Aquilon with two bucks. S. Joe has gone live. Snipe. No, we has gone live. Snipe. No, we're not going to snipe. Sittering John. Armory $5. Comey will fashion John, but I like potato, my puppet,

and my curl doing things. They're choosing, of course. I got to say it's pretty exciting over there. He has a new t-shirt. Should we snipe him? No. There's no. I've never seen a beige t-shirt on John before.

This is amazing. God, thanks. No, you got me. Now you got me, Cardiff Now I have to check this out So exciting Look It doesn't cost me a lot of money to file this lawsuit You're a fucking idiot.

You think I'm not gonna fire up the chat you can't do this you're losing I would just say okay just both of you literally I literally said last night he couldn't have picked the least the most transformative thing I've ever done on my channel I know right like if that's the one we're gonna have to take the court. I have the This confidence in that one of anything I've ever done. Wait. See time on monitoring You want to hide behind a puppet?

I was gonna send you a gift That's why it's decision on Twitter for your address. I wanted to send you some Vaseline. So that's why he was saying when you get your hand up his ass. Good one. That's why he was so excited to get our address so you could send me some Vaseline. Man, that would have been three or four shows worth of content right there Vaseline in the mail. hilarious. One that's a COVID test.

Wow. But he's just about to say again, that he was going to offer us a truce if we take down the video and don't repost, John, that time is up. I already offered that. You did nothing. That time is so now I called the broth. You did nothing. That time is up. So now I called the broth.

Yeah, the offer is off the table. We're going for it, baby. I'm still negotiating. You're stupid. Well, we should be doing these core things at the same time and we're gonna have a live event. It's gonna be everything that everyone could hope and dream for.

It's gonna be the biggest event. Can we print a stick? Can I make a prediction? Can I show my, how much foresight I have of what's gonna be on Daveler's Anonymous tomorrow? Yeah. Cause I'm already seeing it with the beige t-shirt. The pit stain posts are gonna be flooding. Daveler's Anonymous tomorrow. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Oh Bings it up. Yep. Oh

There it is oh boy. Oh there it is Why is it's not even that warm right now in LA? It's like 60 degrees out He was wearing a blanket yesterday Let's leave that up. All right. Uh, doggle bird. That's hurtful car. Dangle bird, uber dangle. What's next, Frosty K, a fohawk, spangled trousers, fantastic show slash panel slash guest. I agree. I had no idea. It's gonna be such a good show today. Kerry C 10 bucks. Hi, Carl. Tutu, Toot toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, toot, and powder potato to yay, so glad I caught this show live.

Great to hear. Yeah. Dagelbert, I'm over down to the wire. I'm struggling with this one. Dagelbert, UberDangel became a YouTube member. Thank you very much. Dave, the great dabble, the great dabblekeeper. Reels, wait, all right, you guys are debating this.

Is that reals? Save the other one, like it's a yes. Or riles. Riles. I think it's reals. I'd say riles. Riles? Riles.

Riles. Riles, reals. He used to say that I was the only one who said it right, and now I don't know remember what I used to say. Well, it's reals, I guess we ever had such as rails. I think it's rails. I before he except after C. That's that's that's that's not for the station.

All right, no, she's got some going here. And way, riles, Tim, this is all brilliant. Yes, that was 30 days in no. No, nights of better man than John. John is sitting in a room with his walls covered with magazine pages and letters circle to spell out Timothy Duransky is a potato school. Yeah, that's hilarious.

Timothy, we say your name's Zachary Hoffman. And oh boy, look who's coming in the big roller right here. Oh boy, look who's coming in the big roller right here the man that everyone adores in the dabble verse Thanks for the super chat There's David Chandler Gandhi Jesus and Abraham Lincoln David fits right in with this group so we're gonna call it up right now the Super Chesare happening while we had Tim on the show revealing how he was trolling John and he says brav fucking oh That was something else huh? I was what a day Trevor zero this one's for you Tim And by the way you know Tim that I'll take you off with dinner next time I see you so this money actually will go to Tim eventually. I'm a very generous man. Oh, it's a hundred dollar bill. I'll still pay it if it's a hundred dollars. It's any more than I don't know. I I loved sorry I have to pat myself on the back but I even loved last night pretending

that I was tormented as a young boy by Timed out well into my twenties watching Timber. I was laughing at that too. Peter's wriggle 12 debbugs This is the greatest he ever heard take my body, please We will take it sir. Thank you very much fireman John I'm gonna DM SJ the potato did JFK I Do it people said it was a CIA, but I knew it wasn't a CIA. There's no reason to say you prepared. No.

Skipio five bucks. This is funny, but also very sad. I am legit afraid he's going to buy one way ticket to Greenland. No, he's too much of a narcissist. That's the good news about Centering John. This stuff will bring him down, but he's still the star. He's still the go. The go. So this will not deter him from his awful behavior.

Tredeka 13. How is the devil so much better than the MCU phase three and four combined? John just got Thanos snapped and I can't wait to see what comes next. I agree. As the devil versus turns, maybe we should start a soap opera. No, someone really does need to document this timeline. I know. It's crazy.

Because even like, even now going back to old WATP stuff, I'm like, it's all coming around again. And it's, it's, it's doubling up. You were getting the feedback loop as it's coming around again. It's so strange. Well, and whoever that person is who's putting out all the old episodes of WATP up on YouTube, but it's only the Southern John segments. That's a good way to catch up. It's fantastic. Because I pop in on that from time to time when I see it come up.

And I don't remember any of this. Three or four years old. It's a lot to keep up with. It's a lot. I'm going to be pursuing them for copyright? Getting dammit. Yeah, I know. Rights of a bulls an a rights of a bulls an a such an idiot. It's always getting his own way. So stupid. Captain Quadfather. Wow. Diesel the builder.

I get what that references. Lazy short, don't be an Anthony five bucks. He is simply the worst actor ever, especially when he's acting sincere. He can't pull it off. Yeah. Bringing news apparently the Uber eats drivers four minutes away. Okay, great. So we'll do it in once he gets there. So please let us know when I have.

Apparently he's busy declaring war on me right now. That's Jay Saturday night at the movies, triple feature, Dangerous Minds hackers and the day the clown died. T. W. Wow, yes, it was all of those things. Saturday night at the movies triple feature dangerous minds hackers and the day of the clown tied T. W. Oh, yes, it was all of those things our Murray target gift cards. He should have so many vacuum. He should have so many vacuum cleaners. Yeah, no shit He needs some more John Marlow My boy coming in this guy helps me out with so many things. Yeah, super chats

Honestly, John is starting to look a little bit silly. Yep, it's starting to get embarrassing for him. The greater good two bucks, this is what it sounds like when Slavs cry. Should we do that parody song? I mean, it's already written in a song that seems. John Branson, I was was gonna teach those kids calculus. That's fucking funny. Can't imagine John trying to figure out the first derivative of anything. Oh, what is this thing, do you guys think? Ignacio? Seattle. Nothing is true. All Mexican listeners you have. You are all in it with

Stuttering John. Yeah, I know it's all work. Tuky no BS. Did you file a counter? No truth? Yes. Yes. That's all the counter. No truth. Out the ball is in dummy's court. Oh, he has now he has to do it. And we'll go to court. Baby. John's losing his mind right now. Is it? Should we do it and we'll go to court. Baby, John's losing his mind right now.

Is he? Should we turn that in real quick? Apparently, apparently, yes. He thinks we're on here going through the plan to steal his money. Oh, really? Oh, come on. Come on.

I can't believe that. What are you delivering? Oh, ha, ha. Magnums. What do you delivering? Oh, ha ha ha. Magnums. What do you have? Heineken, Magnums, and Lunchable. Hello. Not right.

Oh, you're fucking. They're a professional Uber eats driver. How can they not know how to yell through a door? Ha ha ha. What are you doing over here? Hi. What is it? What are you doing over here? What is it? Are they doing it?

And what is in it? Is it beer or beef? What's in it? Beer. Beer, OK. So scared. Oh, now he's happy. So can you need my license?

Now he's happy. So you need my license? This is my favorite part of the job show. I love this part. Every episode. He's so mean to the drivers. Sorry. Why is he just put a sign on the door that says I need in order way. Yeah, I know put a set on the fucking door unless it's beer.

Yeah. That might be a sign he did put on the door. That's why he opened the lawyer is out of the game Yeah, long come on the show, but he loves to be funny behind the scenes. Well, I'm funny But anyway, yeah, I wasn't I wasn't I wasn't sleeping I Got me want to Use these at the yummy tomorrow. He looks genuinely happy about it It's amazing how to keep you all yeah, I know do you think that could you hear I'll never drink high again? You don't drink. I always mad at him. That's right. I'll give this. I forgot about that.

You'll drink that. You get 100 percent. I won't drink on the ass. I wonder if you can order warm beer. I need the extra large Vince. It's magnum thin. It's not it is Anything you cut some hung like a jalapeno Thank you, I don't want to talk about Jelliness. Oh, and by the way one of the cats did make it appearance two weeks ago on a plate of the shirt Yeah, I don't think I know anybody brought that in I haven't seen it Skull But anyway, thanks. Thanks Liam. Okay, that was fun. I'm glad we got that This is very good stuff. I do have the the episode he did. We're gonna play it. I like I said 2000 time speed

We're gonna watch. That's my bit John that thing. I know I've been inspired by you card have you and two kids? I tend to do. All the kids, all the kids are doing shows like me these days now, Crab. I know. Carl, if you know, but he wasn't actually sleeping yesterday. Wait, what? He wasn't actually sleeping. He's got you.

He fooled you. Is nothing real? No, this is all work. He fooled you. Can you believe it? Are you sure about that? It's a lot easier for Tuky to do that shit than me because anyway a reference just saying

powerful poop or two box 900 pounds cement arriving Thursday to Knoge number two T. W. Oh, what's that make? Joe Spasto what was that trivia app a show road for it? I believe it was a middle school. So what was that trivia app, a J road for it, I believe was a middle school. Go Riley became a YouTube member. Thank you Phil. Jeff Spangler, Jeff Spangler who sends me all the great cop videos we play on the creep off. T.W.

O.F.A.J. Hi everyone. Hi Jeff. Thank you buddy. Appreciate it. George, what do you think that last name is? Kazanjan. Kazanjen. Kazenjen.

I think it's having that. Did you got it? Did confidence, too, but you got to start the Babelverse, King Carl Reigns. Babel, Babel, Babel, I believe is the Babel, Babel, Babel. Yeah, Opie's fucking grading on me lately. These lazy shows that just play clips. Could you imagine if I came on the show and I'm like, coming up later,

we're gonna talk about Mr. Loose Company and then I got a clip about such a job. I'm like, no, I can't imagine that. You've never done that. That'd be amazing. You should do that, idiot. What the hell gets Opie up in the morning to broadcast to 40 people?

Like, why don't you have quit so long ago go okay? This is just is not working. It's a thing that you talk about all the time and you're spot on with this Well, he doesn't have friends When Opie gets on there and he sees his right Come into the chat. He's like, oh Someone so is here. I know you. Hey, like those are his friends He wakes up with and has a conversation with every morning. It's sad. But took you know Facebook group meetups Yeah, the Facebook group meetup that we got it. Are we just police?

I got a cap but no, took he knows he'll get 600 people to wake up. Like if I, I know if I wake up at five o'clock in the morning and do a show, I can get at least 600 people and I still struggle to get up at five o'clock in the morning to do a show. So I can't imagine. No, no, no, no, O.P. is like a six-year-old man. They get up at five. Yeah, they go to bed at eight or seven thirty. They watch Jeopardy. They go to bed and then they're up. So O.P. is also he also programmed his

body for many years to get up at that time. That's true. He's not setting it up. I probably wasn't easy to fall back into it. Gartner fan, two bucks, my six year old hated lunch rolls, but not old Jan. What was that? One of the funniest revelations that came out of Tim today was the fact that John admitted to having tons of sack accounts. Tim, are you still there? I just picked up on him.

I'm right here. I don't know where he's just been now. He's just been hanging out watching and listening. So he puts something in the private chat that he sent you. Oh, did he? Oh, he's there. Oh, he said a pick of him and made him do his soccer cards. No shit.

So yeah, I'm still here. Okay, Tim, how many soccer counts did he say he had? I think he's saying in the chat that he sent you pictures up to your email. Okay. All right. I'll pull it up then. How many did he say? Yeah. How many did he say? Can you repeat the question again? So what John was talking about how he had tons of sack of cows. Did he put a number on it? Did he give you a sense? And was it just on Twitter? Was it on other platforms as well? He's listening in YouTube.

He's not listening to Streamyard. He's watching the show now. So that's why it's a little behind. Yeah. All right, well, I'll wait. I'll find the note. Yeah. Thank you, Tim.

Anyway, I just, I love that because I remember John saying he never had any soccer counts. And then when I confronted him about it and we did our shows where we talked to each other, I listed all the soccer counts. And he didn't deny it, obviously. Yiki fan and Maple Leaf fan. I was just gonna say, he picks the most obvious ones too.

So stupid. Maple Leaf fan does not give a fuck about hockey, only about Southern John and Southern John's guests for some reason Go finger. I know that works Mango coming in Thanks for the super chat Mango even though toki is well on his way to a prime time network soon

We appreciate the support. Oh, toki left. This is he was getting a compliment Mine go 50 bucks. Mine go loves you all. We appreciate the support. Tookie left, as he was getting a compliment. Mango $50, mango loves you all. We love you more than a friend. Mango, I will gladly dox you Tuesday for a super chance today. That's an older reference. Market zero dude, FKB, TWA drew blows. What?

Donna Gletto, victory for Tookie. Love you more than a friend, Haka Haka. Vincentzo became a YouTube member. Thank you very much for that. Kyle Axe, nobody has called him Blubbering John yet. Somebody just did. Blubbering John, that's not bad, I like it. It's getting another delivery.

Oh, is he really? Should I pull it up? Just goddamn this guys. Almost two entertaining these days. Put my feet on a fucking snow so she can go. John's not in the house right now. I swear. Don't put up his chat that's doxing. The court of public opinion will be on my side. Who cares? We'll be on my side. And when I show that I own that copy right? Oh, he's still talking about this.

Oh boy. You lost. You lost buddy. It's not just owning the copyright, John. You're right. Yeah, not just owning the copyright John Even if you did even if your wife did go and get a lawyer To sign paperwork to give you the copyright It's still transformative. Did you see what that? Let me just say this that note just was someone put up in the super chat No, Donald Trump also goes after his enemies John John. John is so Donald Trump every single way without these success.

I don't go. First blood. I don't. Like I don't go to war with Cardiff. I don't go to war with Tookie. What's he doing? No, just Billy Crystal and hang around. Shared stone.

And then they attack me. Yeah. What's he doing? Like I emailed Carter like a watch turn on me I said all I said let's when dealing with mr. Paulina the only thing I said was if we're gonna have a meeting Can Carter not be the fucking potato and be a human being? Can Cardiff not be the fucking potato and be a human being? Still I'm not like negotiating and planning a show with a fucking vegetable. Again, again, because he wanted my identity for this inevitable moment. Yes, correct. When he would be plastering it all over his show.

He'd get but hurt. We don't negotiate with drums. And then what in Cardiff Then he and Vince were gonna do a special show the night before To fucking trash me Then That's my show this was gonna bring in this great show was gonna bring in great show more than my show

that first blood you know what more than your name card if what your friendship yes he had it to keep also yes can you see how is it I am saying is him yeah not straight it doesn't have lighting correct he doesn't care it dries toki nuts when it happens on toki soup I know I tried to get some green screen and he still gets that shit I get so annoyed when I know the lady right when I'm WTP studio South of my green

screen I know I'm still using his laptop microphone I know I'm a broad catch delivery just know Cardiff I think actually I'm sorry. I think the screen I have is about 20 minutes behind Jesus Christ cardiff I am no intel on a second delivery. Okay Fair enough. Let's get let's get to the superchance and I do have one more clip that we have to get to and some more tweets The chat and put out Because it's very funny. I'm getting I'm just getting here. What have I missed? You missed everything. You'll find it all out.

We'll leave this up. We don't take our videos down. Watch this at your leisure. Please, Mary out of cards, please don't settle. He has a make-believe lawyer. Yeah, no shit. No settling. Zachary Almond.

Yeah, Tim says that the pictures of DMs are in your Twitter. In my Twitter. If you want them. Beautiful. Thank you. I might pull those up. The greatest night ever in the verse. I agree. What not, Chaser? I, you know, I'm supposed to have bad prize, but I think it got canceled. Oh, that would be. Yeah. So I think I would be good.

I think I would be good. What not, Chaser? Two bucks. Yes. Another working class loving liberal. Marshall Quinnard, two bucks. John Katrina Pits Moandes. Aaron Brown, two box license or state ID. We need to know TWO. That was the thing where John was very reluctant

to hand over his ID for beer for our duels. I think he thinks that there was a troll at his house seeing if his license was suspended or not. Furman John, he stuck to the friggin' futon. He is stuck to the friggin' futon, yeah. The way he gets up. David Forster, Carl, when are you next doing a crossover with Dick? You know, a good question, I wanted to do it this month. I'll reach out to him. He's having so much more with that Maddox video that I have a feeling it's going to be a minute

because he has a lot to talk about with that video. Knights of Better Man than John five bucks. John eats below any sandwiches drinks 18 beers a day and then has a lunchable. He has the pellet of a recooned dumpster. It's not wrong. I want somebody to send him another vegetable platter. Well said. Oh yeah. But it's got to be a week old. Yeah.

All right guys, let's watch this because John did an episode on Sunday. First he was gonna do an episode, he was all in rage, he's doxing everyone, he's gonna do this episode, it's gonna be a big deal and then he tweets out, no new episode today, I'm gonna have him go watch with my son.

But then he gets on later and I guess he's trolling us, as only Jack can do. This reminds me of before he left the dabble verse the first time, and he was starting to do this thing, where he'd put like shit on his microphone or he'd shave half his mustache, you'd have his shirt on backwards or inside out, and it was like trying to play into this,

oh, they're gonna goof on me, but actually I'm fooling them. And it never worked. It's never worked once. The only person who fell for that is Chad Zumak. Is the only person who's like, what are the idiots, John? Is he sucking his beers?

It's like, no, John, Chad, you're an idiot. That's what he's wanting to goof on. So he says like, see? You guys don't even get it. I'm trolling you. No, we do get it. We're all way smarter than you. All of us are.

So this is John. Once again, he's gonna try to pretend that he just passed out in front of his webcam. And I spent this up 2000% so we can get through it. What do you mean pretend? So he's so bad at pretending to leave me. This is not anyone's sleep. He's pulling up a pillow putting his head, pulling over the blanket. And at certain points, opening his eyes and looking at the screen TV as a super chance. He's almost literally doing. He's here on the show. There's a bit one Arnie to be on a call. I'm a 3a.m. Holy shit.

My body's killing me. You're a better man than I Tuky. And I appreciate you coming out today. Oh, I had to. Oh, I appreciate it. Fucking dope. So this is a 15 minute long show. Okay, now it's the final.

The bigger wheel. Look at his bony arm. This is what I wanted to point out. Hey, it's gonna beat everyone up. Let me just still have. I get it. I got to. No, I haven't seen that. What you're making more movie references today, Tookie. Go kid on Crutches. No, yeah, it's a kid who has a body like a turkey. And he's like, he'd have Eric the Midget if he could walk. And go watch Simon Birch. John has the exact same body structure. I'm telling you, it's true.

I'm club fuck concluded, yeah, it's white. Sorry, we were second to find that job. All right, let's get back to John's body arms. Oh my God. And when he gets up to do the big reveal that this is all I can find us, look at how fat his face is. I want you to key in on the double chin he has going here.

Look at this. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh. God. So this is the tweet he put out or the tweets he put out after that to let us know how he's winning. Put it in perspective.

I made around $45. It's super chance in just 15 minutes of me just pretending to sleep. Shit, wait, let that sicken. You can never brag on making $45. I don't care what you did. $45? Oh my god. That blanket he had on him. Oh, I have a thing about that too.

More people will watch me sleeping than the shit, that's not true. No, that's a deep buying views tweet, I guess. Is it? Yeah, he's going deep with that one. I'll give him respect for that. I ate over three of the people engaged in just me sleeping. I proved my point.

Now you didn't. I guess it's time for an emergency show from the shit network, three of the people of me sleeping. John, check your grammar. You can play with people's the shit network. 300 people of me sleeping. John, check your grammar. You can play with people's grammar. 300 people of me sleeping. I am the goat. That was a blast. It's too easy. It's not the wind you think it is. Fuck it, idiot. This is um, I want to shout out to, uh, DaBlin John at DaBlin John on Twitter. DaBlin was not a mess because when he pulled that, put him and went, oh, that looks disgusting.

Yeah. John is not a big, not big in the laundry. I have a feeling. It doesn't look like it. It's so gross looking. Unreal. All right. Well, that's what I wanted to share from, uh, this emergency episode. It's so gross looking. Unreal. All right.

Well, that's what I wanted to share from this emergency episode. Talk about Suddaring John and wow, I couldn't have gone better. I am all Gartner fan. Five bucks. John has a couple of comfy pillows behind his back and a cover to over his lap. Like all the great tough guys and my Nana. Can you can, too, can you really read upside down like that?

Yes, I can. Okay. But yes, he had that Nana blanket. I wonder what it smells like. Oh, I don't want to know. That apartment's got a smell so right. I kind of do. I want to smell it.

John, I'll give you 10 bucks to smell you blanket. I got a call from my buddy, Earl David to read, EDR. I got a call from my buddy Earl David to read EDR. I gotta call from him today. He had the most brilliant idea That I'm not going to share, but if you guys stick around after we leave, I'll tell you guys because it's really fucking Yeah, it's really smart. I think it's gonna work. I came to Quantfy with two bucks. Take the Delta Court blaze the builder F. Old dad Yes court blaze the builder F old dad. Yes. Trudeau 13 13 bucks.

Carol, it's me Jetspan and my friend, Navy Admiral told me that Lucy tight box is named at for putting children in tiny coffins while they are still alive. Comment. Allegedly, is another reveal. No comment. That was about a vagina.. Those about a vagina. It's about a vagina.

Oh, yeah, talking to you. Yeah. Stop factually accurate, but it is about a vagina. Padre comes in. John is built like doctor. I have a vagina. Carter, if the kick of the drops, you might produce a Chris one of these days. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Yeah, Dr. Robotnik. Yeah. John is built like Dr. Robotnik from Sonic. Got it. What's Sonic? The hedgehog. Oh, the video game. Yeah. Brownstone 62 bucks over under on the time he's washed the blanket. I would say a half is the over under on that. I'm sorry, Tookie. This is why we need to continue. You'll remember the 90s people are forgetting the 90s I was an attendogai didn't have a saga the black cast five bucks one of the amazing day couldn't possibly be

Tots until tomorrow to PM Eastern when Eric Zane and Christian Blatt are alive on the same channel of who are these Broadcasts broadcasts not who are these socials as Cardiff said who are these broadcasts? It's Cardiff's son. Who are these broadcasters? Not the broadcasters. Well, you also said so. Broadcasters. Yes. Who are these broadcasters? Is on this channel over to you,

broadcasters. 2 p.m. Eastern with Christian and Eric. They do a fantastic job bringing you all the news on broadcasting from the week and broadcasters. And broadcasters. And then Daniel comes in with John as a mix of Eric the Midget and Perry Caraville. Yes. Yes.

Yes. He's becoming, he's become Perry Caraville. I pointed out on the most recent episode the way he gets disgusted by Odules and different things coming to him is just like Eric the Midget or Eric, I'm sorry, a hypchiric with fish. And it's just like Perry Caravello with fish filet or whatever the fuck he is talking about. Well someone wrote in about that about a month ago

that made that connection. Yeah. I wish I could remember. Guys, do I fight this? And if only Eric the Midget was alive today, he'd be a millionaire on YouTube. Oh my God, he'd have the biggest channel ever. He missed a boat.

Oh, did you see who started a new channel today? Who's that? Jim Norton and his giant man-woman wife thing. I saw it. I did see that. Oh, Nikki, is that her name? Nikki, yes. I like my name.

She's my giant man-woman wife thing. Beautiful woman. Yeah, she's beautiful. like my name. Giant man woman wife thing. Beautiful woman. Yeah, she's beautiful like my Annie. Well, not exactly. No, Exechee, like my Annie. All right, I got one more thing to show everybody. It just came over from the... Is it transformative?

Yes. Yeah, make sure it's transformative. This just just came over. This is stuttering John's message to our buddy. Please don't take offense, but did operate the account called 20 at police. What? account called 20 at police what John was 20 at police Sorry, hold on the wing someone's got to give tookie some credit for the visual gags

Put a super chat back up Very well done, dude, yeah, I'm very well done, dude. I'm sorry. That's too busy. I don't have a producer over here. I just have a jiggle department. This is shocking and appalling. You mean to tell me that John was 20th police all along? I know. Who would have thought the guy who called people on any Twitter, Twitiats came up with Twiti. And he's also a hypocrisy police. This account came back in a search I ran

about people posting about you. I don't want to spend time investigating if it was you. You have my word that were main silent. If you say it was also, if there are any others you want on the list, let me know tomorrow my guy will be working in the email address you sent me, working on the email address you sent me working on the email address you sent me.

This is unbelievable. I mean, there's so much unpack here. I'm going to need a couple days to figure all of this out. What a day. I've had so many card of electric. Obviously, you have a subreddit surfing tomorrow night on the summer to serve a YouTube channel. People need to call me Tim. It's okay. Timothy. Yes, of course. Right. She's the first 10. So fucking funny.

So yeah, so I got that tomorrow night. Cross the comedy.com for tickets to the March 9th show in Rochester. Very close to coming. And then also you do potato soup. Allegedly. Sunday nights. Sunday nights. Allegedly yes. You did about three and a half hours or so.

Yes I did. I got through the whole thing. It was great. You guys are awesome on there. You and Joe and I. Oh Jay. Oh Jay who I invited to come on the show today, but he was busy, unfortunately.

And then of course, we have our wonderful guest, Tuky. And you know what I get the question a lot, people on our YouTube channel stuff, they say, where is Tuky's rumble channel? Where can I find this video? Where? They play John's adult children giving the speech and his step step dad's wedding. Yes, it is beautiful. It is speeches giving by two very well adjusted adult

children despite all the horrible upbringings and things they had to experience in the past. But thankfully for once a black man saved a family instead of ruining Milan and came to save the day. And now they have a loving home and it's fantastic. But you could watch that on B. Dabler show on Rumble. Just look B. Dabler show and look for the videos that says, this is the video. John doesn't want you to see or something like that.

Oh, you just say for the first time a black man saved a family. Yes. Don't run, come here, home run. Thank you. Come here. Very good. I will walk, come here, child. And of course, be daveler on YouTube, subscribe to that.

Yes, tookisoup.com, everything you need. I don't think we're going to do a Tookie soup on Wednesday. My work has been crazy. Yes, John, I have to work to make a living. I can't just pretend to be asleep on a stream to make $45. See, he's winning. He's the goat. That's true. He is goat. That's like shit. Very good. Of course, Saturday morning is a 10 Eastern. You do. I'll hurry.ah host a show. Yep. Tookie soup, Tookie soup, dot com, everything you'll see. But yes, be dabble in live is Sunday or Saturday mornings,

10 am Tim Diff electric, formerly Bob chicken Brickett says all hell, King Cardiff, A. par apparently Melton drove Kate meaty off Twitter. That doesn't surprise me. Kate meaty was not made for this world, obviously. She doesn't just get it. I just saw a tweet she sent, or I guess Melton tweeted a text message from her that said that she was going to sue him.

And he said, everyone's doing it. Everyone's doing it. Because they're stupid. They don't fucking get it. They don't understand damages and proving damages. And feelings. It's all about feelings.

It's a friend. If I can't have friends, and everyone's going to hurt my feelings, I'm going to sue everyone. Sue everyone. It's so stupid. All right. The dolphins game is on. Everyone enjoy that.

Thanks for tuning in today. We had over 2 2100 people watching live Think that's a record for when I'm on this channel. We broke that when I was talking to Center in John But for talking to puppets of potatoes This was definitely a record for us. So thank you. So did you break even from fruits vegetables and potatoes? Did you break even from buying the views? Yeah, I think we broke even on this one. Yeah, that's actually impressive. I also, I also paid for all those superchests that you saw. Oh shit, we're still on. Fuck, that damn it. That's why I need a producer

over here. Thanks everyone.