Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep473 - Entrepreneurship Podcasts

Episode Date: December 14, 2023

This week we're competing to find who could bring the worst podcast in the category of entrepreneurship. Starting your own business is commendable, unless your business is just about how you have a business. This turns out to be the case quite a bit. Andy comes in with a show with the most confusing premise I've ever heard, I'm still trying to figure out Film Cooper. I brought our boy John Cerasani (famous from Who Are These Socials). He's busy promoting an event in Las Vegas that you can go to to "network" for just $2k. Lucy brought in Premium Mindset where a couple of guys who run "disruptive" companies complain about their terrible employees. After we each present our entrepreneurship podcasts, we have two more submissions into the Holiday Song Parody contest and Liam killed it. Then Stuttering John is caught in multiple lies. Pretending he never struck my channel? What? Also, sock accounts, doxxing people, suing Tookie, pretending he knew Cardiff's name wasn't Timothy, getting a degree from NYU... we expose all the lies! Finally, Paddy Brokenskull launched his new show with Manny Muskets and we learn all about this new format that isn't anything like TBPITU. https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast https://www.patreon.com/cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Visit magicmind.co/watp and use promo code watp for 20% off your purchase or up to 50% off a subscription! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm your host, Cara, with me today. Long time contributor to the show, first time loser from once over with Kaylee on YouTube, it's Lucy Typebox. Welcome, Lucy. Well, hello. Well, hello. I'll also with us today, an inspiration. He left the job he loved,

thanklessly driving trucks to make himself more available to W ATP. From the all apologies podcasts, it's Andy Q public. Let's talk. Shoot. Please go to who are these calm? Get our email address. I'm going to go to the separate, I like to the discord server, I like to our merchandise, YouTube channel and the week to pay for our super cats feature to exclusive bonus episodes every single month. And of course, you can watch it live when we do our regular episodes every Wednesday and

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We also encourage our listeners, please give us a five-star review, wherever you review podcasts and then shit all over to the comment section. Today we'll be competing for the worst podcast in the entrepreneurship category. We've each brought a different show and you the listener gets to vote on who brought the worst. Let's get into it. But first, let's talk about two weeks ago. The last time we did this, we were talking about the worst health and wellness podcast and I put a poll out in two places.

I skipped a reddit this time. They don't like me. Yeah. I put it out. They don't like anybody. They like me. I know. I'm sorry.

I don't think right. I don't think it would help you because on Twitter, Den fam got 41% of the vote. Andy very, very well done. And then on our Patreon, where we had, well, we had 700 votes in total. Andy had 63% of the votes with Ben fam. I took second place on both polls. Lucy took third in both polls. I was surprised.

Was it? I thought you brought a really shitty podcast. I, well, now I know how you feel losing every week. It's a point, dude. Sucks. Yeah. I was pleasantly surprised that you lost. Thank you.

Made me very happy about myself. So thank you guys for what someone didn't fucking vote with their boner. Thank you. I made me very happy about myself. So thank you guys for what? Someone didn't fucking vote with their boner. Thank you. I guess there's some things boobs can't do. Wow, so now out of that. I don't know if the boobs are out of that flash. Wait, it's probably just the problem.

But she's here to make up for that. I'm trying to make up for that. So here's what we're gonna do. We're gonna go Andy and then me and then Lucy, cause I feel like you need to take notes and learn how to do this. So we'll show you how it's done. All right.

Andy, I wanna start with you. I didn't even know what you brought to us today. It was the name of your podcast. Well, the name of the podcast was Film Cooper. Okay. And this is more of a reaction video. So it is an entrepreneur reacting to another entrepreneur. It's an inception of entrepreneurship, Carl. Okay. So the video that's being watched is a dating coach who is trying to figure out what 10 straight,

which 10 strangers are sleeping with each other. She supposedly doesn't know who's paired up with who. So there's 10 and so there's five couples. There's five couples. And she has to pair the people together that are fucking. And then this spaz loser is watching her do this and reacting to it. And this guy is, how did you find that? I am an eyewaist, Carl. What we're going to do is skip straight to clip seven. Yeah, what is that?

What's going on in that? This is where this guy, he's an entrepreneur because he makes his own shady necklaces. This is something that kindergarteners do at summer camp. And they look terrible and stupid, but it's not going to stop him from showing them. What does that pay? Please go buy my necklaces. I really like them. They're really high quality. I'm so proud of them and I design them all myself.

It's my company. I make it. I'm not doing a sponsorship. It's mine. Nicholas Cage's an ad. It's my necklaces and you're gonna get off. That's not Nicholas Cage, that's my dad. My dad doesn't yell at me, he's a very nice kind and open-hearted, emotionally intelligent gentleman. Now, back to the video. Okay, so great impression by the way.

It's less adaptation and a lot more con-air. See, this is where I get really annoyed with the word entrepreneur. Yes. Because every chick with an Etsy page is an entrepreneur. Correct. Creates a craft or something like that. So that's not what an entrepreneur is, dummy. No, no, no.

The scale of that is. Okay, he's making what he called that a boondoggle. Yeah, right. It's selling it on the internet. He's an entrepreneur. That was my first job when I was six years old my friend Renee and I we went and sold Boom Doggle bracelets in front of her lawn

instead of doing a lemonade stand. I know who else does that? People in third world countries who live near ports for all the fucking cruise-lide people who get off and they want to sell them junk. Yeah, because braiding tourists hair too? Yeah, right. Is that an after-per-year?

Oh, hey, Lucy. I get cornrows and a boondaggle necklace. Wee! All right, so Clip A. Cooper is going to give some virgin vibes off. Let's see how the dating coach is doing figuring out who's who here. Will you guys hit on each other please? Yeah, the body looks amazing today. Oh, it's in everything.

Oh my god. It looks good, your eyes are beautiful. So your smile is very... Ew. All right, they're definitely sleeping together. Yeah, they are. That was inappropriate. I wouldn't know what that type of attempt

in this tennis tree is like with someone. Cause I've never felt the touch of a woman. Yes, we could tell. If any of my other clips that leading up to this one were there, you would know that this guy's a real chatterbox and he probably talks through his entire lovemaking sessions. But, uh, through his entire love making sessions. But, uh, well, I mean, it's by himself. So, you can do it. We'll get you there.

You got this one. Yeah. All right, the dating coach pairs two women together. And Cooper is going to take this as an opportunity to congratulate the LGBTQ plus community. I call this clip LG B because we like you. Plus, hey, give a round of applause to gay women. We're not sure if these women are gay, but just because we remembered of them, we were remembered of them. We were, we, what? Yeah, you can't talk either on top of everything else. Oh, no. I remember

Did that you're a deal douche Cooper? Okay, Clip 10 is ruined too. I know that at least I knew that one was ruined. Yes Clip 11 this I called this the pastor prediction and Cooper is going to have PTSD reacting to the dating coach's prediction. Touch his face. Alright, I don't think they accept that. Okay, thank God. They would kiss each other, but not in front of each other's loves, because they're both in love with somebody else.

Here today, because you can't sleep with somebody unless you're in love, because you can't marry somebody unless you're in love. And that's all the time you can sleep together. That's what the pastor said on the street corner, and then he called me an F-slaur. Ha ha ha ha. All right, I wildly confused. I realized you're missing some clips to probably set all of this up. Yeah.

What's going on? This is not an entrepreneurial podcast, right? Well, the woman is selling her dating coach services. And he's selling neck glasses. And he's selling neck glasses. Okay. So there's a loophole thing. And he's selling it to us.

What do you want loophole? A servant goods and services. I'm doing it. I'm doing it. I'm all right. What the motor is the side? That's what you do. Did the guy with half of a clip package win or did any of that vote for Andy means the end to democracy?

What are you? Let's keep going. It's not my fault. The society has decided that entrepreneurship, thanks Shark Tank, is a fucking sandbox that anybody can play in. That's true, yeah, if you have PowerPoint, you can be about to perform.

If you're a child and you attach a spoon to the end of your Legos, then you're an entrepreneur. According to Shark Tank. What's the application for this? Hold on, I might want to answer this. Penning, penning, penning. Penning, penning. Do you like the smell?

Could I have 50% ownership for this? Well, how much capital are you going to put up? Why are you in this in perpetuity? I know what you're talking about, Mr. Wonderful. All right. So Clip 12, I called this one cool story, Cooper, doesn't like the demeanor with which men hit on women. And he tells this absurd story that is going to kind of sound familiar to people that are familiar with this show. Sage, you try to be like, oh, yeah, I actually don't need an apkin for my risotto ball.

I wanted one because I didn't want to get these finky's greasy. That doesn't make me a little boy and you a man. It makes you an attention-seeking little loser. And what I say all that to say is he did the voice that these two boys have done where it's like, you should know by now that I don't want any napkins. Maybe we want to throw up and buy them. Doesn't that sound like a Patrick Michael story? Yeah, it's a murdered rant. Yeah, it's a weird thing to get hyped up about. Yeah. Also, does this guy blink? He's a psycho.

He doesn't blink and he doesn't get laid. Yeah. That's what we've learned. Does he have viewers? Is this a popular show? I don't know. I haven't how much work do you want me to do? I barely was able to pull this off.

I certainly didn't do a deep dive into the analytics of film Cooper's show. All right, so asking too much. If you think Cooper's an annoying loser, you should have seen him back in the day. So clip 13, this is a loser flashback. Will you ask him a question, whatever you want? Yeah, so what do you find attractive about me? I really like your smile. I'd like your sense of passion, too.

This dude is really good at what it's called risen. He's risen all over the place. He can't stop risen. If I was standing in front of this guy, I would be risen like crazy next to each other. I'd risen myself blind next to that guy. I guess he's just nervous in front of the camera, and that's fine.

I'm nervous in front of the camera. If you look at my older YouTube videos, yeah, so the Amish, basically there weren't a lot of them and they slept with each other. So, uh, legally they're all, uh, technically in bread, but not in a weird way. So you can suck in an awkward way or a confident way. Right. What we're learning here. Did he change his voice of the old video? I think that's him just mocking himself. Yeah. Yeah. What are you still making necklaces? Can I check itaces? Can I ask you a really dumb question?

Please, I don't have any answer. What's rising? It's slang for charisma. Oh, okay. So when people like, just learn both, did you just learn this one? Yeah, because you made a face like, I'm an idiot. I was really proud of myself because I learned it like two days ago. There's a pile on.

I'm proud of myself because I learned it like two days ago. There's a pile on. I'll bet that Cooper here is the first person to ever get kicked out of a drama club for being too mad. Yeah, you're annoying everyone. You're too much for drama club Cooper. Go start a fucking YouTube channel. Please. All right. And then in clip 14, this is is gonna be another one that sounds like another

Low-cal that we all know. Let's see if you could figure out who that is. You can't make fun of me because I have a stutter and And I- does it- are you ableist if you make fun of how I talk? I never thought about that and then tell somebody commented it recently and I was like, no, I feel about that. Someone commented his stutter makes him so baby girl and then someone commented. Isn't that ableist? That was like, no, I feel about that. Someone commented, his stutter makes him so baby girl and then someone commented, isn't that ableist? That was like, oh no way. It's fine, it's not, I just get conjumbled.

In the court of public opinion, you so are an ableist. So he's telling a fool to the day. I say, I got it. He's telling Patty's he-cup type stories while he's stuttering. If he starts live streaming from the beach and the hamps. He's gonna have it all on the day. It's gonna be an old cow tripe factor. If he's shaved just part of the top of his head.

He's... Okay, clip 15 called hard evidence. If you thought that the dating coach was full of shit, she's gonna prove that she's got the goods. Go. And see if you can guess if these two people are lovers. Okay. Same here, they're cut of thin, I'm not sure. Will you guys kiss?

No, so they're not sleeping together. Who would he guess? How could they, how could she tell? They weren't a couple. Well, maybe because they're both heterosexual guys, you don't want to make out probably. In front of their actual partners. Yeah, it's probably why. Well, trust me, Lucy, it wouldn't matter if they're,

or one of the room together or not. That's not happening. But it would have been hilarious. They're like, come here you. Right. I was just practicing. All right. Last clip clip 16. Let's find out how the dating coach did pairing these people up.

And if it was not obviously staged and completely fake, sprays her hand if she got me right. Holy dick. That's awesome. Yeah, let's know a score is no way other fingers. I'm not impressed. All right. Well, that's film Cooper entrepreneur film Cooper film Cooper is who you brought for us. Thank you, Andy. Oh, you're done. One of the presentation. I'm sorry. I didn't have all of your clips. I keep

believe there was more clips of it. Probably would have made more sense with it if there was. All right, ladies and gentlemen, I present to you one of the world's greatest entrepreneurs. This is a man who was in the rat race, working the nine to five job, working for the man, and he decided to give himself a 2000% raise and get himself out of the rat race. And of course he has a Todd gap. He calls 2000% raise.

You know what I'm talking about? John, Sarah, Sadie. We got you, Zid Fair. Woo. We made it. The 50th episode of 2000% raise. We made it. As of this intro right here, it shows how sweet his house is.

We got a stage. A pool deal with black folks. What? I did it! As of this intro right here shows how sweet his house is. What do you have to stare at? A pool day with white fells! What? That must be a nice pool table! Those two would exist! That's my world, they don't! Now, pictures of himself everywhere.

If you don't know what we're talking about. No other family members to be found John Sarasani is a guy that we focused on quite a bit on who are these socials blind Mike and I talked about him a few times It's because of his Instagram presence. He puts out these reels and his reels are basically telling people to fuck off Yeah, or brag about much money has or showing his pool or showing how great his bathroom is They're designed to make me feel bad about myself. Correct. He wants to let you know that he's winning the Euro loser.

And then every now and again, he'll show these doing charity. He was driving 100 stakes to the police precinct for some reason. I'm thinking of the freezer in this place. It seems like a waste, but okay. So let's talk about the movement that is the 2000% raise this company that he started. I miss 50th episode. I'm gonna do two things.

First thing I'm gonna do is tell you about our upcoming event in Las Vegas, 2000% raise membership, which really was just a function from this podcast that came about from the 2000 percent race book. And, uh, gosh, really the movement, if you will, on social media, it has been incredible, guys. It's not a movement. Would you guys know what this was? And it were for WATS? No. This guy literally, we just watched a video yesterday. We did an emergency WATS. And he had a guy who was goofing on him on Facebook or something So he tracked down photos of him and information about him

It was posting photos of this guy and go this guy's a fucking loser. Look at this loser was trying to call me out This isn't a movement It's a bowel movement. Yeah, you're just being an asshole to people and showing off your wealth But okay, so you know, on this episode, the 50th episode, he wants to talk about this event they have coming up in Vegas and he wants to talk about the first 25 episodes they did of this podcast. Now, one of the things that he said early on when I started following this guy, he goes, guys, I don't need to work anymore. I am a multi millionaire. I started the company. I sold it. I'm good.

I don't have to work. How does it make you feel like at all the time of the world? But then he's putting on events and he's got this podcast and he wrote a book, like all these things seem like work to me. I don't know. He's putting on an event in Vegas that you're promoting, getting speakers for it, and sponsors and all the shit you have to do. Sounds like work. It's a lot of work actually. lying is a full-time job. Yeah Okay, so let's talk about though. He's gonna reflect on those first 25 episodes of this podcast I'm gonna try to keep this episode under 30 minutes so you guys listen to the whole thing

We tend to lose Start losing listeners around that 25 to 35 minute mark. So get confident, stupid. I don't let you know what happens after 60 seconds to be honest with you. He's like, yeah, people can board me around 25 minutes. I'm like, yeah, I'm sure they've dropped off by that. I'm sure that's true. Okay, so let's talk about this Vegas event

that is coming up and how much is it? How can I get tickets? But let's start off with this Vegas event guys. It's about the answer for the real journey and and you're invited to go It's a VIP of I'm Go to 2000% raise.com backslash events and you could get all the details If you can't afford the event or if you're listening to this early enough Shoot me a DM on Instagram. I might have a promo code for you.

Get confident, stupid. Okay, so immediately, he's already discounting the price of tickets. He's like, look at it, I know it's expensive. So if you want, send me a DM, I'll get you in a little bit cheaper than that. I also like that he was like, you are invited, also it's a VIP event.

Yes, every person who goes is VIP. Yeah like, you are invited. Also, it's a VIP event. Yes. Every person who goes is VIP. Yeah. But you're invited. He makes that very clear. Yes. If you show up at the door and you say you click the wrong thing or not enough of the things, I'll light you in anyway.

Yeah, right. Yeah, that's what it sounds like. He's like, well, okay. So if you've checked out the event and you see how much money it costs, it actually costs a lot less than that. So don't let that discourage you. That's a terrible way to sell something. And I was involved in a lot of these types of events and organizations, not that long ago, just a few years back. Entrepreneurs. This is one thing I've learned. They love selling the concept of being an entrepreneur. It's

very similar to Don LaPrie, that grip that he used to have. If you're not familiar with that, I've talked about it a few times. That is one of my favorites. Don LaPrie had this thing in the 80s and 90s. You see these commercials late night on TV and he'd go, if you're ready to start making hundreds of thousands of dollars a month, I will tell you how I did it out of my one bedroom apartment. And what he did is he would put out these classified ads and newspapers that said

Do you want to make hundreds of thousands of dollars a month? Here's how to do it set me 40 dollars and you'll get the secret to it. So you go 40 bucks for hundreds of thousands a month sounds like a good deal See it take 40 bucks. You send it off the down the pre down the pre-set you back at me He says just do the thing that I just did to you You just got grifted motherfucker That you too will have hundreds of thousands to down down the parade. I'm going to prison and dying in jail But that's at the point the point is that it's the same thing

But they're actually targeting people with more money and more ambition. Yeah, so rather than those idiots who are on their college They're hand down their pants going, yeah, I really don't want to work anymore. I don't want to just have an easy thing where I can just make money. These people are like, I want to be an entrepreneur and I want to own a company and I want to just suite give us thousands of dollars.

We'll show you how to do it. We'll tell you about the journeys that we're journey. The entrepreneurial, come to this event. We'll talk about the entrepreneurial journey. Yeah, yeah, quit your job and start a company. Yeah. Cool. We've arrived.

We are. We're very good. Everybody's got a journey now. Everyone's got a journey. Everything you do is in journey. According to the deep dive with June Diane. I wish they'd stop believing. Oh, come on.

You're down the free impression, okay? You were right. I was a bag. It's a hundred thousand dollars above you get nothing you lose Thought if I waited long enough it would get funny again, okay? So let's find out what to expect from this event. Oh Spoiler it's two thousand dollars to take it Just see you guys. So let's find out what promote code. Unless you do you have it in my Instagram, with the promo code.

I literally just almost did a spit tape. Yeah. You weren't expecting that, were you? It's not even like a week, it's a weekend. But okay, let's see what you could expect here. But here's where you could expect. When you arrive on Thursday, October 12th, we're doing small meeting greets,

about 10 to 15 people at a time in the pen house at the Palazzo, that is my pen house that I'll be having for the week there. I'm gonna have a couple special. That's like Kevin Brennan doing. I was gonna say, I'm gonna say, I know, and by the whole down room, you can watch me play poker if you want.

Oh, man. I gotta watch. If you want the week there, I'm going to have a couple special guests with me there that are high profile in nature, either entrepreneurs or celebrities or intent, maybe a little bit of both. Okay. Well, if it's two thousand bucks, can I find out who's going to be there? I know. Name names. It sounds like you don't have anyone in the slot. Both. Okay, well, if it's 2,000 bucks, can I find out who's gonna be there? You. Name names. It sounds like you don't have anyone in these slots. Yeah. But even Comic Con tells me if it's worth is gonna be there.

Right. And 10 to 15 people at a time. How many times do you think? I know, right. Two? I just think that if he had people lined up for this, he'd be telling us, because this is the sales pet, right? He's already discounting it, that's pretty absurd. He's getting it, he has no one people lined up for this, he'd be telling us, because this is the sales pet, right? He's already discounted it, that's very absurd.

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So I was able to find this for us so we can find out who these people are that at this time he wasn't telling us oh Yeah, check this out. We have Randy Cotour from the UFC Just children and Iki Woods Iki Woods now if I childrens and Iki Woods. Iki Woods. Now, if I know anything about Iki Woods, I remember that guy.

He would score like maybe 10 touchdowns a year and then do a little dance. Yeah. Yeah. I called the Iki shuffle. I'm like, I want to learn how to be an entrepreneur from that guy. That guy, he's got moves.

Let's do it. I mean, you remember him, so he must be doing something, right? I remember he's in the super-ball super quality. He's at an expert door. He lost a Joe Montana and the 49ers, by the way, in case you're wondering. So and then there's a bunch of other people you've never heard of the smaller names here. We got sponsors. Sponsors come down to like podcasts. I also podcasts of the sponsor. Yeah, probably not great. New low. And then take it price includes complete VIP experience, a swag bag with over a thousand dollars in retail gifts. He's selling this hard.

You would think the people want to go to this are not worried about, yeah, am I going to get my money's worth? You're dropping two grand. Yeah, right. Exactly. Can I bring some toys home? I'm not totally a thousand if you subtract the thousand dollars in gifts you get. So this is great because the first night Thursday is what he was just talking about.

The meet and greet in the penthouse and small groups, 60 minute intervals. So for an hour or a time they bring in 10 to 15 people and they drink the keela and they hang out with these people. After that, there's a cocktail reception with an open bar so they go and they drink. Then on Friday, look at these events. I've never seen, I've been to a lot of these types of events. I've never seen something so loose. 930 to noon, speakers networking content.

Okay. Anything. Right. Noon to 245 once in high-end networking 1245 to 4 speakers networking content. Yeah, 4 to 6 open bar advertisers networking So it's just a bunch of people fucking mingling and going how much did you pay to get here? I was a do you pay? Yeah, you to pay 2000 did you know I didn't pay 2000? I was a do you pay? The blackjack dealer counts as a speaker, right? Yeah.

Always go to the table where they have to stay on a soft 17. I can't stress this enough people. Oh, right now. Oh, soft stay on a soft 17. Okay, good. Good to know. But he could did his to sell us out of it because he's got some really cool spots for us. Although I think he might be bullshitting here by the way he presents this. We got two really cool meeting spaces. One's like a lounge like bar like setting combined with just a regular meeting space with projectors and tables.

Um, and they're kind of connected and I chose this over the trump tower which is immediately off the Vegas strip. A couple minutes from from the Polozo. Pretty freaking cool place once you see. Once you see, when you're there, you'll see why I picked it. It's pretty, pretty affin' cool. He literally mentions the place he should be at. Yeah. The Trump Plas. He's like, yeah, but this place is so much cool. Wait, do you see it? There's this dividing wall. You get retracts. It's pretty cool. Yeah. It keeps winking. He's like, you'll see. You'll see. Oh yeah. You guys will not be disappointed. I'm still ramping my brain around the networking part of the agenda too,

which is tantamount to talking to the other dildos that were tricked into going. Correct. It's like I was networking with Philip O. Jesus and Ban practice guy in Chicago. Wow. How many pockets are you starting with those guys? I'm an entrepreneur. I know. Yeah, that's like a teaky hut kind of thing. I feel like producer Chris, you're not sold on this yet.

Tell me more. Okay, check this out. Because now we're gonna talk about what's gonna close out this whole vat here. And then we're finishing it up with a two-hour cocktail reception and some more past or nerves and shit like that and yeah it's gonna be a good time let's just say all right it's just two days of drinking in Vegas with John past or derbs. It's a fucking wedding. I know right but what are the people you don't know and probably don't want to know. Yeah this is a wedding for me. So wedding. I know, right. But I'm wedding with people you don't know. And probably don't want to know.

Yeah, this is a wedding for me. So you're, I know what you guys are thinking because at this point, we don't know that Iki Woods is gonna be there, obviously. We don't know the Iki shop full. What? What? Yeah, we don't know that. Yeah.

So now we're thinking, like, well, this is a lot of money and I don't know what's gonna be there. But John's gonna put us at ease here. But I don't want to give up too much information on who the speakers are. But trust me, I'm in charge of curating it. It's my fucking brand. I'm gonna make sure it's a good fucking time for everybody.

And the ticket price is only as expensive as it is because it's costing me a shit. What a fucking money to do this. Yeah, because if you wasn't so expensive, you got so many other options. Yes. There's so many other options. Yes. There's so many things he could be doing. I hear he's speaking in an old folks home, senior facility.

How am I supposed to scale Randy Couture punching me in the face? That's like, that's what he sells, right? Right. Yeah. Yeah, so I get 100 people, give me 2000 bucks each. I just think that's funny.

I know it's expensive, but it's costing me a lot of money. Okay, but shouldn't like having sponsors offset that Oh, by the way if you're interested in sponsor in that big I see that or sponsor in this podcast Hit me in the fucking DMs because yeah, I'm starting to do I'm starting to do that now And we got one inch in sponsors cocktail reception sponsors meeting sponsors Where's fucking sponsored up for this motherfucking Vegas of them to tell you right now. Okay, I sponsor the networking I don't want to just do the one chin in the bar. What else can we sponsor anything everything sponsor John sirs unease

Slap machine. What's also is it? It's weird to me. So I've been at these types of events, like I said. And normally it's in a specific field. So for me, it was digital marketing. And so the sponsors would be there because they want to sell to digital marketers. Like, hey, if you want to advertise, use our product. We have the best blah, blah, blah technology, whatever.

These are just random assholes who think they're become millionaires starting their own business. It's like they're in an industry. They're just entrepreneurs, whatever the fuck that means. They can get them with an Etsy page like we've talked about. So I don't even know why who would sponsor this thing. It's not going to be a lot of people there. So I'm wearing it surfing sponsored by all apologies. PodCats. Right. Mark's check. All right. So now we're going to reflect back on the first 25 episodes of this podcast. And he talks about the first show he ever did. He got Roddy White, the wide receiver from the Falcons to come on and props to John

Serrissani, a guy who feels very good about himself. He realizes, you know, maybe he wasn't the best podcast tell us on his first episode But then he quickly decides now I was actually pretty good Yeah, I look back at that interview episode one and Roddy was such a damn good guest that it saved my ass because I was a shitty Oh, I was a shitty oh for that first episode I thought I was interesting and shit and I was it it was interesting I think because me and Roddy like vibe. Well, I vibe. I was got some humility out of him for a second there He's like, you know, I wasn't very good. I mean actually I was Yeah, actually I'm really good at what everything I do. Yeah, so thank God. I'm naturally cares

Maddie girls. He would have been a bad show. Yeah, thank God. It was great after all So then he has a Gaston the second episode is the voice of the Chicago Bears and he's a Chicago guy. So this is a big deal for him. And he explains that this is very much Patrick Michael. Everyone Patrick Michael talking about, do you party? And he's like, the thing about hosting a show like this is that you bond with your guests. They come on. And he was talking about the drummer from the Killtony band. He goes, yeah, we both went blind smoking weed. So now we're friends for life because we have that in common.

Well, John has something in common with the voice of the Bears, which will obviously make them friends forever. So the thing that stands out to me the most about that episode is he had literally just lost his mother. I believe a week or so prior to us filming the show. And I'm getting used to being a podcast host still, right? This is on my second episode. Me and Luda don't really even know each other. We know of each other. We don't know each other. We do now with come friends now. We followed each other on social media and

shit, but we knew me well enough to agree to do my fucking show, right? But it was at that moment that I realized the connections you get to make as a host of a podcast, I guess really any media thing, but it was kind of cool because I had mentioned when he had said his mom passed, I had mentioned that I lost my mom too. And for me, that gave us a different level of a bond.

What's? And what bond is it at? What I'm talking about. Did you get to mode it or? Did you guys go out for dinner afterwards? What the fuck are you talking about? Okay. Sure.

Probably not. But let's talk about all the big celebrities he's had on a show. And he's going to go through the list of the guest that about. Okay. Sure. Probably not. But let's talk about all the big celebrities he's had on a show. And he's going to go through the list of the guest that he's had. The next two in a row. Actually, the next three pretty high profile folks. I started to come boom boom boom. Look at me now. You're a comb. Tracey Tudor. Then Ryan DeLuca, then David Meltzer. Boom, boom, boom, boom. Yeah. What the hell was that? So apparently Tracy Tudor, he was nervous to meet her because she's from the million dollar listings TV show on Bravo. Anyone?

No one? No one here? Okay. So he explains that that was a nerve wrecky experience, Even though him and that woman are really good friends. I would love to go back to that one and redo. I would like to redo with Tracy too. I wish I was a better interviewer. It was good.

I just look at myself. I'm, you know, you're your worst critic of yourself, right? I was a little star-scralk, even though I had met her a number of times and we're kind of friends and she knows me and we text. I'm fucking nervous because this is my podcast. I don't want to think I'm an idiot because she was definitely much more polished than me back then. And still.

And still. And she does think her. Yeah. I know. I think he's his worst critic. I'm pretty sure that that's not actually the same thing. He's like, you guys know me. I'm always so self-conscious.

You're not. You go on the internet every day and tell everybody to the best. I'm totally curious all this great stuff I have. I'm my biggest fan and my way of writing. Yeah, okay. So that's who I'm presenting here for the worst show in the entrepreneurship category.

Cheating 2,000% raise that cheating. Not cheating, it's a podcast. It's about entrepreneurship. They even have events So far, I think I'm in the lead, but who knows Lucy type I think I'm in the lead Lucy Two weeks to figure this out. I'm gonna be honest. I was not feeling super confident about this week Jesus, I like you. I know. I'm my own worst critic as somebody else might say. So we're going to be checking out premium mindset is going to be the name of the podcast that I checked out.

And we are going to check out their intro and clip one. Welcome to the premium mindset, the weekly podcast where homegrown entrepreneurs and business owners Evan Richie and Cameron Baudin share the good the bad and the ugly of modern entrepreneurship and reveal what really happens behind the scenes of their personal and professional lives. His owners have two of America's fastest growing in most disruptive companies, coconut cleaning and green mango past control. Stay tuned for real stories, struggles, insight, and advice from real entrepreneurs in real time. All right, you win by getting the word disruptive in there.

Yeah. The first time we heard that one, these disruptive companies, that's an whole new paradigm shift based on this company. Uh-huh. When did this disruptive become a positive thing? Yeah, I know. That's a negative thing. No, it's changed. I've been told over and over in fifth grade that I was disrupting class. Maybe you're never a good thing. Yeah, they didn't recognize future talents. So the things that I really hated about this intro to start out with is that they couldn't have gotten a guy who wasn't out of breath to do the voiceover for it. Like, I just do not understand that at all. And then I also looked into these

two companies, coconut cleaning and green mango. Yeah, fast over the. The fastest growing company. No, that's a little bit. Yeah, I know. They're liars. Oh, it turns out it turns out that they are liars. So we are going to see how they are going to say hello to us for the first time of this episode in Clip 2. Hello and welcome. Oh my gosh. So it's starting off really good. We get like a lot of confidence. We can tell that they are entrepreneurs. They really care about their stuff. It's great. Lucy, I apologize. I was writing down the name of the podcast when you were presenting the first clip there. So which company

builds the race cars? Ah, good question. Yeah. You might notice that there were three companies even though, and we will check this out in clip three, you might notice that in the intro, they said that there were two companies, but clearly there are three. Yeah, there's a race track and race track. Yeah, very odd. Race car. Race car. Yeah. Very odd, right? Probably build engines or something. So it's probably coconut. There's these car runs and coconuts, Carl.

What do you get? In English. In English. So in clip three, we are going to listen to Evan and Cameron, introduce themselves a little bit more. And again, we are going to be surprised by the fact that three businesses have been named. Okay, good. Hello and welcome. Oh my God.

To today's episode on the premium mindset, my name is Evan Richie, co-owner of Coconut Cleaning, and my co-host today, as always, is yours truly, Cameron Botan, also co-owner of Coconut Cleaning, founder and CEO of Green Mangle Pest Control founder CEO of Agave Auto Glass and just an all-around great guy great father great husband Cameron thanks for coming on today. Thanks man thanks for having me on your show you're welcome. Could be more awkward and also to you. So they're just business partners. They're business partners. There's a third random business that we never hear anything about. I have no idea what the race car thing is. They never

talk about it. Yeah, they talked about a lot of class, right? Yeah, here they they name it. And that's the only conversation about it, other than the video clips that we get of the cars. And he accentuates every syllable with the shocker, which is. That was fun. And he's wearing a pit stain friendly, stuttering John Colour T shirt. It's hip. Very, very beautiful. So we are going to get into what the topic for today is they didn't do a great job

with the intro. So hopefully they do a great job with explaining to us what they are going to be talking about in clip four. Premium mindset, let's get into it. I'm excited to talk about today's, we got some good stuff today, Evan. It's the best stuff. It's primarily geared towards other entrepreneurs,

but also customers will appreciate our approach and how we remedy accidents. Let's call them accidents. Yep. So what they're doing? This is a show for both their customers and other entrepreneurs. Yep. All right. So the first rule is pick one. Yeah. Very challenging. In addition to that, you might notice that they just did a very horrible job explaining the topic for today. So I'm going to tell you the name of the episode, which will answer that question for you, which is employee mistakes crap you deal with as an entrepreneur. So that's right. We are going to listen to these two entrepreneurs laying their employees.

Here's what I can agree with employees are fucking terrible. The worst. They're always shitting it. Where are they doing it? The way I would have done it. All right. That's always fine. Trying to get fired. All right. So in clip five, Evan is going to tell us about one of his star employees. This he repeatedly says that this is one of his best employees. You know what? Andrew, my first employees first day, he was accused of stealing jewelry. That's awesome.

Oh my God. He's been climbing the ladder ever since. What a great thing to admit online is my employees get accused of stealing jewelry. He was trying. So it shows assertiveness. It's true. Promoted. So not to be one up, Cameron is going to share his story in clip six. You know it's funny about that. What? And I want to hear that story. But do you remember the exact same thing happened with me with an employee? I don't want to drop the names here. But my brother's best friend, okay.

Technician goes into his house, calls me after and says, hey, your boy just stole my wife's wedding ring. It was on the dresser. What? Why would you want to advertise that your employees are constantly getting accused of stealing shit? That's a big one too. Why?

Someone's housing stealing the wife's wedding ring. Does that mean they're married now? Yeah. It's a really beautiful story actually. Now, I mean, the wife was cheating on you. She took it off so she could hook up in a hotel. Yeah. And then she accused your butt boy of stealing it. That's what happened. I don't hear clapping anymore. Why are

you clapping? All right. So these are just accusations though. You know, I mean, maybe the customers are lying. So we have to we have to get proof for this, right? So let's find out how they are going to get evidence in clip seven. He had to take a lie detector test. Because he passed, we didn't pay for the person's range. What kind of conversation is this? It's a horrible one. What are we learning here? Yeah, what are we going to clean that with coconuts?

Yeah, it really makes me want to go into business with these guys. They're getting light detectors involved. Yeah, they had to go to the police department for the light detector test also allegedly. I don't know. So Cameron did not pay for the ring even though, you know, whatever. And it turns out, of course, because of this light detector test that nobody from Cameron's company stole this ring, right? We are positive of that.

Good. Absolutely. Nobody involved with him stole the ring., right? We are positive of that. Absolutely. Nobody involved with him stole the ring. Clip eight, let's find out. Three months ago, he called me. He's like, hey, I just want you to know how many years later. Eight? Eight years later. No, okay.

Five, at least five. He said, hey, I just want you to know that I found out that it was my cousin who stole the ring. So it turns out that somebody from their company did steal the ring. And they went to the links of getting a lie detector test done to prove that they didn't do anything wrong, but they actually were 100% at fault. They didn't lie detect the right person. Yes, yeah. Is the proud. Yeah. Technically, they were right. Which is again, a story is this one of my learning from your your learning that right now you do not want to hire coconut cleaners or green mango pest control. I don't have valuable wedding rings in the

South. I don't think so. Maybe you're okay. What are these guys being smug about? I don't I don't get it. Yeah. I had to deal with that too. All right. So now we know that their employees are thieves. We at least know that one of their employees is a thief. But what other sort of property damage might they do? And we will find out in clip nine. Let's talk about your house, man. Okay. Let's talk about the van back in into the chaos. So it turns out that one of their employees backed a van into a house. So they said it's a show for entrepreneurs. So in other words, the messages don't become an entrepreneur.

Yes. That was said it was a show for customers. Don't become a customer. Don't hire them. Okay. Cool. Yeah. I guess you know, I thought it was going to be tough to target both those audiences, but

now I'm getting this is useful in a way of like figuring out who you don't want to hire. Correct. Thank you for telling me. All right. So in clip 10, we're going to get to watch the video evidence of the truck backing into the poll. They're backing up into a car port, right? A car port.

And it's in Mason. It's one of those like lower, like lower roofs, whatever. And the video, the customer has this video, like there's a van backing up and he backs up right, he backs up right into the car port. Flare is. So then he explains after this, which I don't have a clip for, but he explains that the employee then just took the pole and picked it up and tried to put it back into its position. I'm sure it worked.

I'm claimed that it was fixed. I'm just... I'm just... Spitschind. Many times. I've hit fences with the truck and just pushing over. Oh, yeah, trucks blocking that camera. Could have been anybody.

Could have been anyone. Yeah. All right, so how do coconut cleaners and green mango resolve it when their employees do fuck ups like this? Why did you tie your chest? In clip 11. Yeah, call the cops. So here's the thing.

As an entrepreneur, you have this, at least for me, I had this boundary. Okay, if it's a couple grand, let's just pay for it. Like you said, it's not worth having those bad five star two star reviews. Okay. So what their solution is, is that any time that there is a mistake that an employee causes under certain amount of money, we are going to throw money at it. So I thought that I was going to do real shitty this week. And I figure, you know, you might not vote for me for having the shittiest podcast, but I am going to be able to get you some free money if you were to hire these people because you can 100% just lie to them and say, yeah, I'm missing all this stuff. So let's see how much money you can make by hiring one of these companies and

lying about losing stuff. Cameron, as an owner has made the decision, 2,500 and below, we're just going to rectify it immediately. All right. 25 hundred dollars. Sounds perfect. All right. I'll be hiring them very soon. Now is that both companies?

Do I get to 5000? It seems like they hire both those companies. Sweet. I'm going to start. I you can hire like a house cleaning service. Why get paid out and get employees deported. All in one foul. So it's like a winner to me. Love it. All right, very good. So those are the contestants this week. Why do I see bailin to

pre worse pot? She got you. And it's a peak behind the curtains that you're yelling about into the microphone right now. I've taken this off screen So the choices this week are And he's got film Cooper. Yeah, I brought You got to be your own. I brought it. Nobody else is going to vote for it. I brought a 2000% raise with John Serizani and Lucy tight box with premium mindset, although they didn't really talk about the mindset and all of that episode.

It didn't see their mindset is let your employees steal stuff and pay people off. Very good. Well, that's not a mindset. It's like very specifically how to deal with the Oprah views. So that I would say. So this month, it's December, we're coming up on the holiday season. Lucy, I know you're a big fan of Christmas and celebrating Christmas. Yep, always.

I know you're a big fan of Christmas and celebrate Christmas. Yep, always I know So what we've been doing is a holiday song contest and we have a couple more submissions coming in today This first one is from HECCO Burrow It's to me, Sarah. It's to me, Sarah. It's to me, Sarah. It's to me, Sarah. You are my bitch to spare. It's to me, Sarah. It's to me, Sarah. You love me no just put to strike your channel gonna go ahead and file lawsuits. I'm doxing your entire band from the bottom of my coups.

Very good. That's to me. Bad. I'm making from Haco Burrow. Very good. It's no release Robbins. Rob. I know. That is my favorite for that song. And then friend of the show Liam McAnine comes in and I started listening to this.

I enjoyed it. So I was like, okay, I'll turn this off and be surprised everyone else. You know, I think how it brought himself to house. He's always considered the goat. My mom bought me a house. I guess I'm also the goat. Makes sense. Who calls call a lady? I guess I'm also the. Who takes a shit while going live? John makes shit while going live. Who has news of callers white?

John has news of callers white. Shit while going live. Callers white. Lady Kate. Ben's the day. Must be Stunt Joe. Must be Stunt Joe. Must be Stunt Joe.

Stunt Trane John. Alright, see you, Chad. And who would make me an college friend? John F. A. B. Anon college friend? Who's the best at being dead? Aaron Festa. Well, I'm suing you, Chad. Aaron Festa.

I'm suing you, Chad. Aaron Festa. I'm suing you, Chad. Aaron Festa. I'm suing you, Chad. Aaron Festa. I'm suing you, Chad. Aaron Festa.

I'm suing you, Chad. Aaron Festa. I'm suing you, Chad. Aaron Festa. I'm suing you, Chad. Aaron Festa. I'm suing you, Chad. Aaron Festa. I'm suing you, Chad. I mean lady came on even the mafia wouldn't go after so much family Boy what a bunch of scumbags Who cried live the other night?

John cried live the other night who suits puppets left in right Left in right college grant Adam that shit a lot callers white lady Kate is at a I'm gonna sue you! I do so have a lawyer! Check it out! Yeah, don't worry! I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you!

I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you! I'm gonna sue you. I do so have a lawyer. Yeah, no, you better believe I have a lawyer. His kids are the ones that sent this to me. Oh, it's so good.

Every night, let it in right. Cos' great, arrendet, chilla, llam, call us white. Ladyk, busy day. Must be stacho. Must be stacho. Must be stacho, sartreacho, must be stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, stacho, st All right, but I'm one more of the before I before I shut the livestream off for the night. Go. Leah McEnany.

Wow. Very well done. That was hilarious. Maybe top two in my opinion. Yeah, there's been a bunch of really good ones, but that one's in the running for sure. It's not a contest It is a contest. It is an album. It's both. We're gonna win your way on it. We're making a holiday album Okay, but it's also a contest to see who can win it all okay, but keep the submissions coming because we want to add to the album

You might be sitting there and going well, I'm not gonna beat that you're probably right But it's okay. Do your best, send it in. We want to add it to the album. It doesn't be a winner. We need B sides too. Right. Doesn't be a winner to be a winner in my book. And you can get kicked off the album, right? No. No. But for Liam to put together a song like that, he must have been drinking some magic mind, who's sponsoring this show. And I wanna thank Magic Mind as well as sponsor. All year long, it's the world's first productivity shot. Crush procrastination, crush brain frog, frog.

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Saturday. Crazy revelations came out. That was amazing. We had Tim come on and tell us all about how he's been playing John and John's been bragging about having the potatoes Identity and no one is naming where he lives. He's been doing this thing Hamilton Hamilton Trying to menace low key menacing. Yeah, I cart of electric through that like oh, yeah, watch out I know all the stuff whenever I'm watching it like I don't know what that means like It's doesn't

register hitting in any way. Hard of plays into it so well, though, because he's like, Oh, don't stop saying Timothy. I go by Tim. You know, whatever the fuck he was doing. And then I get kind of with sage. It's like, don't call me Timmy, because ever since self part came out, and I was a kid, that really hurt when they had Timmy out there. It's like, he was probably a 30s when I came out, but either way, that's a good stopstutcha. Carter did a very good job of acting like John was getting to him. And of course, that gets John, oh, hyped up to really go after him. He loves to weaponize information. He wanted Carter's identity going back

many months. And Carter said, you're just going to dox me. I won't dox you. I would never dox me. I won't dox you. I would not a dox. I don't dox anyone. And then as soon as he thinks he knows the guy's name, he's posting it all for Twitter and saying it on a show and I was going to say the worst. So it turns out John was had yet again, which is very funny. It's always funny to me. So John did a show yesterday and he had Cardiff on the show. I was shocked by this. The Timothy. Yes, Timothy was back on the show for whatever reason. I have a feeling the reason is that I'm a feeling the reason is that John is very desperate for friendship at this point. He doesn't have friends and he's like, I know it's sad, but he also deserves

friends. So it kind of makes sense. And it starts off, you know, Vince the warrior has been back and forth with John for years, actually, but especially this year, they've really been having this back and forth. Are we friendly? Are we not friendly? Vince keeps sending stuff to his house from 7-11, Magnum condoms and O Oduals, and Beer, and Pizza, and Lunchables, and all these kind of things. And so John's finally had enough of them. In fact, spoiler alert,

fuck off Vince. Whoa! Don't send me anything anymore. Don't go ahead, give the TV to somebody who needs it. But, you know, by you not getting back to me that Saturday when all the shit was going down, it's just, all you are is a troll. We all know that, but sometimes even a troll could seem nice. That is the, uh, the name of the Southern John,

mothering J story. Sometimes even a troll could seem nice. He's so stupid. I keep telling John, he's trolling you. He was trolling you. He was trolling you. Yeah. I know he trolls me sometimes. I was trolling you all the time. That's what he's doing. And John was falling for. Yeah, that's how that works. How they rope you in. Yes, knock you down.

So we'll see where this goes. Cause on this episode that came out yesterday, he's flicking him off and telling him it's over. But I'm sure Vince will figure it out a way to be pissed at one of the guys as soon as Vince goes. Yeah, but she sucks. Okay, this guy actually knows what he's talking about Oh, no, I was wrong about this Vince the lawyer guy. I'm sorry. I don't have the clip for this, but just before he flicks off Vince He's like, yeah, maybe maybe you shouldn't have your kids like me so much or something like that. I know. It's so stupid He's breaking up with the kids

It's so funny too because Cardiff's on I don't think I have this clip. Cardiff's on, they're talking and Cardiff's like, his kids don't care about you, John. Why are you following for that? He's like, no, he's sent me a photo of his kids watching TV with me on it. That's what he does. That's what he does, John. You're still following for it. I can idiot. He's so stupid. Now, one of the things about John that we've been talking about for a couple of years now are the sock accounts on Twitter. And he's so obvious about it because you get Yankee fan and Maple Leaf fan and Twitiate police and

all these guys all they care about is settling John. So whether someone's talking bad about John and they have to go on there and go, no, that's not the case. Or if it's just some other big thread that's going on on Twitter. And these guys jump in and go, you should go on the Sotering John's podcast. Like, why would someone care so much about Sotering John's podcast, unless they're Sotering John? Well, finally, John and Mitz, you have a lot of Sotca counts. Because any guy goes, hey, I don't know, 20 or something. I go, look, because really, just like Lady K. Martin, when he asked me, you know, was this socket count yours? Was this socket count, dude? I was fucking sock hop crazy.

I made so many, I don't even know the names of them anymore. I made so many, I don't even know the names of them anymore. Somebody like Lady Kay, will you get key, will you Toronto? Like, I don't remember. Why? Because I made so many. Think about that for an excuse. You're before the judge like, did you murder Mr. and Mrs. Smith? I don't know if I murdered Mr. and Mrs. Smith.

I murdered so many fucking people. They'll keep a track of that shit. I called John Alvarie and he's sack of cows. He's like, oh, all right. Mrs. Smith. I burn so many fucking people. They keep a track of that shit. I called John out for having sack accounts. He's like, oh, all right. He never sit there and go, yeah, no, I had to sack accounts. He's just like, oh, maybe, I don't know. I've had so many sack accounts.

Kind of excuses that. Again, and I say this all the time, if John would just fuss out, like we all know it, we all see what's happening. You're bad at this. We all know that you're, you're, you're not accounts. You denied it, denied it, denied it. You wavled laying into Howard Stern

when Howard Stern told his staff to create Twitter accounts and message celebrities. You should go on Howard Stern show. You should go on Howard Stern show. That's pretty small. Yeah, I'm sorry. I was wondering where you got that idea. Yeah, maybe I'll do that.

And then he calls out Howard Stern for doing that. And it's like it's the craziest thing someone can do. And then John does it. So later on in this same episode, this is what's so nuts about John, the same episode he's talking about when he was texting with Vinnie. Vinnie was sitting right where you were Andy and we were doing point double point. And that's why this chair is broken. Sorry. Oh, okay. And Vinnie and Phil Elmore were going at it. And so John was constantly texting Vinnie information to say to Phil Elmore. And you know, the famous story, of course, is that there were eight texts in a row and Vinnie never responded to him. So that's when John's like, well, we're not, I'm not going to the meeting. We're

not friends anymore, whatever. Even though all the texts were like in the moment, but John's explaining what those texts were saying. He was claiming I'm the one that got Julie's sponsor right, taking down, I didn't do that, I didn't do with that. So I was texting them, they said I didn't do anything like that. Then I was like Vince, I don't have any second counts.

I was trying to give him intel to like fight that fat fuck filled back. That's funny because earlier in this episode, you talked about how many sack of counts you had more than you could keep track of. You can't even remember how your sack of counts. And then before you admitted that, you were texting many to say you don't have any sack of counts. So you were lying. Yeah, John, you any socket counts. So you were lying. Yeah.

John, you're a liar. And it's obvious. We all know it. I'll give you another example of that. Another lie that comes up in this same episode. Now, as we know, Rocco, aka Tookie, Elha Replay, Bidabler, the guy's name's Rocco. We doesn't care that that's out there. But John's been putting out some sensitive information about Rocco, including his address.

And John loves weaponizing information. We did get Rocco Burrows address. We did. That we know is true. I know his wife's name, his kids names, everything. Am I gonna do anything with it now? No. Then why'd you get it? Just to be creepy? Or why bring it up, even? And why even bring it up?

I know his kids names? Yeah, that's awful. Yeah, you're just being a creep. So I could bring it up later. Yeah. When I feel like I want to. Am I gonna do anything? It's likely.

Yeah. Yeah. Alright, so fast forward he has Cardiff on the show and Cardiff calling him out for all the doxing that he's doing. And we covered it on the emergency episode we did on Monday, where we showed on his Twitter, he's putting out every real name he thinks he has.

He's putting hashtag Hamilton, he had a photo of someone's house. He's putting out there, he's just trying to menace people with all this doxing. So Kurt have called him out on that, and you just heard him say, he knows Rocco's address, his wife's name, his kids' names. Now he says this. I didn't fucking give his address out. You did? No I didn't.

You put up on a super chat. More than once. His address? Yes. No more than once. His address? Yes. No, I didn't. You did. I don't know his address. You do.

He's insane. His lies have gotten so bad lately. I just love Cardiff so much though. Yeah, Cardiff killed it on the south. So we're going to get into that. Cardiff did a very good job. This is not an easy thing to do. Trying to reason with an unreasonable person. Like This is not an easy thing to do. Trying to reason with an unreasonable person, like John.

Not an easy thing to do. Carter did a great job. And so right there, John goes, we know Rock was a dress. And the Carter goes, yeah, why did you dox Rockle? You put it the dress up. I don't even know who's a dress. I mean, just earlier admitted that he did. I mean, it's a go.

Yeah, it's 30 minutes has passed by, John. You didn't just say it, you flexed over it. Yeah, it's I know he passed by. John, I didn't just say it. You flexed over it. Yeah, I know he's all proud of himself over it. All right, so now John's going to explain that he doesn't have a problem with Cardiff, which is weird, because he was just striking Cardiff's channel and they seem to be having an issue. That's how I bust balls.

But this is hilarious because let's do what he says. Renter talking about how we had all these soccer counts that he was lying about all that time. I don't have a problem, Cardiff. So I removed the strike on Cardiff. Because Cardiff emailed me here and he can put it up. If he does, then he's not a man, you know, of his word. I am.

He's a man of his word. This liar keeps lying on the fucking time. Maybe that's the word. It's a man of his word. He's insane. And I know him watch this. It'll go, yeah, but it was different. I had to lie everyone.

It's everyone against me. Like he always has a reason why he's allowed to lie and no one else is allowed to lie That was different. That was different. I did it because I like to lie, but I don't like to lie and I can't lie, but I do lie a lot So for whatever reason John keeps bluffing on this lawsuit with Rocco Now what happened is Rocco did a video. I'll replay the show. They do What happened is Rocco did a video, I'll replay the show they do, uh, be dabble on Saturday mornings. They did a show where they watched the video of the wedding, Susanna remarried and John's

children gave speeches, very nice speeches, very well spoken. It seemed like a lot of love. Everything was very touching in my opinion. I watched it. And John is claiming that he owns the copyright to that video and he's going to sue Rocco for putting that video out. And he's already put a strike on Rocco's channel.

And so the big debate right now is Rocco saying, I don't need to have these videos out. It's up on Rumble. 7,000 people have watched it on Rumble. The people will continue to watch it there. So it's still out there. And Rocco is saying, if you just drop the strike, having a strike on your YouTube channel sucks

because you can get your channel taken away. So Rocco is saying, if you just remove the strike, I'll take the video down, I won't put that one back up. I'll take it down off of rumble, we'll be good. Which was actually a really nice offer. John took that as a threat for whatever reason, and I think it's because he's an idiot. John goes, oh, you're thrutting me?

He's like, no, he's making you enough. We're actually really reasonable. So John just keeps doubling down on this lawsuit. He's going to go through with because what happened is John has a certain amount of time to file a lawsuit or else YouTube drops the strike because Rocco finally put through a counter and say, look at if I've broken the law here, then take me to court, because there's no law that's been broken here. So for whatever reason, John continues to threaten this. And he's even saying, this is the thing, John loves to talk about how he has money and he can afford to sue people. But now just recently he goes, I have this old friend we grew up together, you know, my kids, he's an attorney, he's going to do a pro bono.

So Rocco, go ahead and go through with it I could do this for free now so that's he started to change the narrative on this but now he's saying that he's definitely gonna follow through with this lawsuit. Look I don't give a fuck either way because come eight o'clock on Thursday morning I'm driving downtown and I'll file. It's just said because it doesn't have to come to this. Look how easy it was for Cardiff. What we had to do was say, John, I hear by say I'm not gonna fuck you know, although he's spelled that wrong. It doesn't matter. He's still going after people for a ride. No, he's swinging it in.

We call it out every tweet. Everything he puts out. There's grammatical errors, spelling errors all the time. I think John, stop. That's not a good angle for you. You're bad at the grammar and spelling. So I'll do that. So someone in his chat actually superch're bad at the grammar and spelling, so I'll do that. So someone in his chat, actually super-chatted him, at this point, and said, you legally cannot sue for copyright infringement unless you are listed as the copyright holder on the federal registry. That's public info, by the way.

Chad doesn't own the copyright to a video that was shot from an iPhone of a person who was at a wedding that was, he was not even in attendance at. What's the holdup with dropping this strike from YouTube? He's so stupid. Throw it out.

He's so stupid. No matter how much I don't want there to be a lawsuit, I really do because you can sue somebody for anything that you want to. You just will immediately get laughed out of court. Correct. And I would really like, I know we all have the public record of him being an idiot on YouTube, but I would we all have the public record of him being an idiot on YouTube,

but I would really like the public legal record of him being an idiot. Yes. And actually, it's funny you say that because all of us in this room are hoping this goes through. We saw the sketch someone put up on Reddit. It's hilarious. There's an orange, a tuky, a potato, all in court with the judge. Like we all want to see this happen.

Obviously, we won't go that that far John has no case whatsoever when Kurtiff comes on he tries to give him sound advice Yeah, try to explain Kurt was actually really nice to John in this episode of course John's not hearing it so Let's remember though that John is not out there to hurt anyone's channels Even though he just put a strike in against Tuky, he just put a strike against Cardiff, he just said it didn't have to come to this. Yeah.

And I hate to sound like John, but you started this, correct. I know. And Cardiff tries to explain that to him too, but this is John explain. He doesn't even like to do this sort of thing. I don't wanna hurt anybody's channels. I don't. If it's a shit where yeah, because the guy goose on my trans kid all done. We doesn't like. And he's a dick kid. And I like the judge

would say not cool. Yeah. I don't want to start channels unless it's surely that I'll definitely do it. Of course, you always had a justification as that. Well, he shuts up my trans kid. No one's shitting on your trans kid. I can't explain this to you enough, John. No one's doing that. I don't strike channels. I don't know anything about the logistics of doing it. Yeah. Can you just do it arbitrarily? You can. I mean, well, why is it he just striking shulie over and over again? He has.

He has he has Oh really? Yeah, what a cock. So I'm actually gonna show you all right this leads right into this I'm gonna show you how this works and how this all was gone down because John is claiming he doesn't like to strike people And he says he's never struck me Lady Kay I never struck the only thing I did was when he posted my book on Patreon. That is the thing. And when he got to my kids. 100% not true. And I don't know if John is just so wet brain he's forgotten this or if he's just lying because he's a liar. It doesn't matter to be honest because I have the evidence right here.

lying because he's a liar. It doesn't matter to be honest, because I have the evidence right here. He did get a strike on my channel back on September of last year, September 2022. Here is the evidence of it where I got this note from YouTube due to a copyright takedown notice that we received. We have taken down your video from YouTube. And it's a video titled Southern John the Clare's on a, then deletes the episode. And the take-down was issued by John Melendez. Means your video can no longer be played on YouTube. You've received a copyright strike, you now have one copyright strike.

This is the thing that everyone's talking about. Nobody wants copyright strikes on their YouTube channels because they can have your YouTube channel taken away. Okay, so this is what John did to me. I countered this, I put the ball in his court, and I'm like, sue me. And he didn't, and I got my video put back on. I hate to tell you this,

but I can make a fake one of these in Canva in like 20 minutes. Yeah, well, I spent zero time. I found it in my email. Yeah. I'm kidding. I know, yeah, okay. So funny that I would get this copyright strike from John, and he's never struck me,

except for he tried to strike me three other times in 2022. Oh my God. And I have them all right here that I'm going to show you. I have taken out his email address even though everyone fucking knows it because I'm nicer than John is. So this came in from YouTube and it shows what John filed here and it shows he is using my content that is behind my YouTube and Patreon paywall. Buy my people. You're still doing John, so you can see right here that this is the video that he wants removed. Where does the content appear?

A Toyota video. Here's another one. I just said that's a stand-up routine, I think. Here's another one. You can see a different video right here. These are all from March of 2022. Here's a third one that he said, did I got I blocked out his email address. He's very mad at John Melendez entire video.

So listen to the body of these emails that he sent to you. This is what he wrote. Because when YouTube gets these and they're just like, no, this is fair use. They send me a note saying, hey, this person tried to strike your channel. We think it's fair use. Just want to let you know they might go after you and other realms, but on YouTube, you're good. So they do. There is some kind of scale of how seriously they take these things.

If you strike a channel, it doesn't mean they automatically get a strike. Okay. Right. So YouTube will look at them and sometimes they'll go, no, there's no copyright in French Okay. In front of him here. Well, I'm glad to hear that. Yeah.

It seems like, thank God. It's just like automated. And then just go up to your enemies. Just go through. Well, that's the other thing too. I didn't even pull the clip, but John goes, I don't strike people. I never start coming. Brennan, he said, I'm an asshole.

It's like, yeah, it doesn't play clips in your show. What would you even strike him off for John? The idiot. Of course you haven't. So this is what John writes to YouTube in March of 2022. It is my show, which is unlisted and behind my paywall, I charged money for this material. Nobody is allowed to use my work that is behind a paywall ever without my permission. This person is making money off of my content that's behind my paywall. That is copyright infringement. is behind my paywall, that is copyright infringement. So my favorite part about that, of course,

is the fact that he's telling YouTube what copyright infringement is. That is copyright infringement. They're just like, we're YouTube. Don't explain, don't fucking man explain copyright to us. So this is the response I get from YouTube to me. It says, we received the copyright infringement notification below regarding your videos.

We believe your content is protected by fair use, fair dealing, or a similar exception to the copyright protection. We are ready to let you know we do not plan to remove your videos at this time. You have control over the availability of videos on your channel, including the ability to lead them if you choose. I did not. I will not. I promise you that.

Yes, they are hilarious. So let me just play that again now that we've, uh, I've just shown you all of that evidence. Lady Kay, I never struck. The only thing I did was when he posted my book on Patreon, that is the thing, based, Trion. And when he goofed to my kids.. Alright, so let's remind everybody, those are the YouTube strikes. He also put copyright strikes on Patreon. And I had to take a bunch of videos down off of Patreon for some time before we got that all sorted out. He also tried to get my Patreon taken down

by saying that there were racist words in my discord which is against Patreon's terms of service. I know I've talked about some number of times, people get confused, they forget the John tried to take my livelihood away from me. He tried very hard to do that I have a call with patreon. He was very excited about all of that and now Only a year removed from that. I don't strike people. I don't take away people's livelihoods I'm not that guy. I don't do any of that stuff. I mean, unless it's the shit way, but other than that,

I don't do that kind of thing. You see, I always try and help people because what else do we hear for? So then Cardiff joins the show. And this is great because John So Gunshi, when it comes to bringing guests on the show. And he's all worried that Cardiff's gonna come on there and show a girl shitting or play the Edward over and over and over again. You know, whatever it is, it's hilarious. Potato point. Yeah, it's going to get taken down. So Curtis has a gag right to go and John freaks out and takes Curtis up. Carter, you're not going to do anything bad to me in my channel. I just I just knew my strike no Promise promise

Okay Now watch that. Oh, there you go It's just a joke just an angle you're like a get struck for It's just a joke. Just an anal. I can get struck for anal. And I'm like, can you just put it back to normal? Please. There you go. You know, I just, you know, I mean, look, man, like, you know, what's going on now? Now, look, he had the word anal behind him. Oh, Jesus. There we go again.

I like to put him back to normal is having the background with that giant poster making fun of Chad. Please just put the poster of me back up. I know it's because you worship me. All right, well can I explain all 17 jokes in that? All right, so John took the strike off of Cardiff's channel. And actually, I don't want to confuse people, but Cardiff's here, he might be able to add to this discussion. So I'll bring him in.

Hey, what's up, Cardiff? Allegedly. Yeah. He did take the strike away, right? Yes, yes. Okay. So what he hasn't done is remove the strike from Al Haryblaze video. And he's going to explain why that hasn't happened.

And what John proves here is this video that he claims he owns a copy right on, that he's ready to go to court over and sue over. He has not even seen it. He doesn't even know it's in this video. Yeah, but I know, no, no, no, no. You did that show with Tookie Trash and, you know, the anti-trans shit and the fucking racist shit

about my wife's husband. I didn't do that show. Oh, I thought you did do that show. No. Oh, oh, I thought you were on that show. No. Oh, all right, well, I got bad in tell then. Was it Ralph?

No. Okay. Cardiff wasn't on the show, and neither was Tookie. And Jack keeps saying Tookie. Now I just finally realized he's not even seen this video. He's all upset about, and claiming all these things about it. Elha Replay was on there with Huzy, that All-See guy in OJ, and they were watching the videos.

And the entire time, now I can't speak for Huzy, but that's gonna last so long. So I don't know what you're gonna do about that. But the entire time, O I can't speak for Hussie, but that's gonna have so long. So I don't know what you're gonna do about that. But the entire time, OJ and Elha Replay were complimenting John's children and more analyzing what they were saying and what that meant about John as a father and John as a husband and where the family was at. And nothing to do with anti-trans or racism. And John keeps playing this card.

He hasn't even seen the video. He doesn't even know what he's this card. He hasn't even seen the video. He's talking about He just proved it. It was it was too painful to watch How and how and say is it? Oh, I got bad intel. It's on rubble go watch it If you want to know what you're suing people over you might want to know. He's not suing anyone No, I know it this bluff is so bad too. He's like, oh, listen I don't want to have to go down to the place and file this Thursday. Hey, hey, I'm gonna say, hey, hey, I'm gonna

okay. The one address he didn't have on hand was the cord. I said, yeah, someone he didn't know. Now, John is going to claim this is we've been talking about some, some whoppers and some doosies on the episode as far as lies go even on for John this is a lot. Now he's going to claim that he knew that Tim Drancky was fake all along which is insane. There's no way he can't think that we don't know he's lying. Then what okay. Did you also say I'm not gonna dox you Cardiff I didn't dox you You thought you did no we knew All right Timothy that shit we knew it wasn't real

I'm sorry miss you me and my buddy We looked that name up a billion times And we knew it wasn't real. There was no Facebook. There was no LinkedIn There was no Instagram. There was no fucking record. Wow. No only fans Sounds like three times, but I guess I guess a billion I was gonna say it sounds like three times, but I guess I'm billion. I'm a 10, and then when that idiot gave us, you know, your alleged location, we even looked at it. We knew it was fake. So then what was the purpose of going on the air throwing that around?

What did that do? Right. I was doing that because the guy kept saying do it and then I thought I'll do it. The guy maybe will give me real in for me. An old control tell me. It doesn't make sense. It's the worst excuse ever. John, I mean, I think this was true. Why were you weaponizing it and trying to intimidate Cardiff with it? Well, I thought that if I gained the trolls trust what? Then I could get something that I could really weaponize. I know. Even if that's true, is that a good thing? What an asshole. What a dumb idiot. It's so funny watching him moron get outsmarted by a potato. It was fun. It is a good time

so Kurt if keeps trying to explain to John and We all need to do this because he keeps bringing up his mom and Whatever shit that happens to him in real life No one in the devil's not in this community. Anyone who has platforms and shows is encouraging anyone to call John's mom turn turn your phone off when you go to bed. Turn your fucking phone off. It's that, you not disturbed.

Jesus Christ, put it on silent. Put it upside down. You don't have to be woken up with 338, but so we fucking easy. No one's encouraging anyone to fuck with anyone in John's real life or anything like that. And this is where John loses mind because he's losing the argument. So this is the way that John starts to win

the argument is by freaking out and being more animated. I get you say somebody's calling your mother? That stinks, but nobody in this community has encouraged that publicly anywhere. Nobody wants it. No matter what's happening. Okay, but ignore us. Okay, okay, I've had, okay, Carter. Who got us? Look, they got my gigs canceled. Did I ask for that? No. They got me fired from school.

Did I ask for that? No. They tried to get my moderator fired. Did I ask for that? No. You think The other ones weaponizing a shit. Why do you fucking say and I am? They are the ones attacking me

Dan and one sent a delivery guys wanting me to pay 50 bucks for shit Brad. So, Judd comes from a show called The Howard's Third Show. And there was a time when Howard was going after Chevy Chase relentlessly. And Howard never told the listeners to fuck with Chevy Chase. He just talked about him, called him, he just didn't look like he was fun to do. But then the listeners started to fuck with Chevy Chase and Rosie O'Donnell and the list goes out and out of them. I don't remember ever, and I listened to a lot of Howard,

not every episode. I don't remember, it's not even John walking into the studio going, hey Howard, I know that you're not telling people to do this stuff, but they're doing it. Maybe we should lay off these people, you know, even though they're a public figure and they put themselves out there. What you're doing right now is actually encouraging people

to do things. You're not even telling them to do. Maybe you should stop that. Did you remember that episode? Did you ever hear that? I didn't. All this they talked. They got me fired. I know. They they I picture the kids were carrying him on their shoulders and then this other crowd came in Carried him away in the other direction Yeah Holding up their DA picket science Oh no for a job. He's so fucking out of it He acts like if his mom got a phone call five years ago at 3.30 a.m.

That it's my fault Julie Julie's fault, and Curtis's fault, Tookie. This is not the case at all. No one's ever encouraging people to do that. In fact, we do just the opposite here. But one thing you can't control is people on the internet. I will tell you that. Which is funny because what John does is he posts people's addresses.

He posts their real names. In hopes that people will fuck with them Cardiff pointed this out to him quite a bit. John's going oh Why you don't want to get out your real name? It's like we got no I don't you have to answer your door every five minutes for a delivery guy. I don't want to do that I don't want to get swatted. I mean, we don't want to deal with this bullshit So we're not trying to put our information out there But John loves to put our information out there. So that's my mistake. But I don't want. But when you also

do it on purpose, you say the same defense. Oh, why? I never read these as you leave Carl's address on the screen for 10 minutes. Carl's address. Oh, come on. John, don't play dumb. I'm not playing. It's real. Real conversation. If you are relying tonight, you don't, you know, you know, I don't know. I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. Carl's address. If you put it up, John, you are on this channel. You're on the show. It was up in a super chat. I don't know what this is. I never read the super chats.

Oh, no. Let me see if I can take it off the screen. What? What is it? What could I be? No, I don't want it. Please go away. I'm having sex right now. Like the timing to solidify my argument could have been, couldn't have been more perfect. I know. I don't know girls' address. You knew exactly what you were putting up on the screen and leaving there. Probably that time, people are doxing in your chest. Just because you don't remember it, doesn't mean you do it. Right. That's the other thing to eat

Climbing is innocent of all these things even though he is admitted to everything in just this one episode yeah, right All right, so John claims that I gave out his address and this is really annoying to me John puts these things together in his head and he just repeats them over and over again Thank God Cardiff's there to explain that he's lying about this. Now, John, I had a phone conversation. You know, many times I hear that. Thank God.

Cardiff was there. Thank God. Cardiff was there. John, I had a quick phone conversation months ago where we talked about the houses that we had just bought in Florida. And we both came to the realization at that time that we lived close by to each other. We're like, wow, I mean, neither of us knew that.

We both are, wow. You know who did know that? Is of course Vince Deloie, because he's up after everyone's fucking ass and all their business all the time. So Vince was slow-playing it as he does. And I was in a text thread with him and Vince is like, is it true?

These rumors that you and John have homes near each other in Florida? And I already seen people post that in the subreddits and things like that. So all I did was right back and I go, I know how fucking crazy is that? That John and I would both be located so close each other and what are the chances? It doesn't even make sense. It's impossible to have happened. I didn't say, I know he lives in Northeast 15th Street and I'm on 12th Road and can you believe it's only this many

and I'm circling maps? None of that. I didn't say where we lived. I said, Kate Coral. Yeah, pretty big area. Kate Coral, what are the odds? Yeah, I mean, it's still crazy, but I didn't say any addresses.

I didn't leak any information. John's acting like not only did I put out his address, I put, it's still crazy, but I didn't say any addresses. I didn't leak any information. John's acting like not only did I put out his address, I put out the internet. No, I said in a text thread to Vince Shuley and Tuky that isn't it crazy that we live near each other. We both bought new houses near each other in Florida. But John remembers it very differently. For me, and I don't want your address out there.

I'm more interested in it. I guess to get want your address out there. I'm working. It is. Guess who gave Vince my address? You put your, you're put your Florida house on this show. You put the address up call released, call, call showing off the list that you were sure. No, you're John. Vince already knew.

That's why he asked the question. Yeah. Do you guys live near each other? Yes, we do. I knew with it. I already knew this That's why he asked the question. Do you guys live near each other? Yes, we do. I knew with it already knew. This is what Vince does. And he's at the like, I'm the one who had this crazy reveal that no one ever figured out. He's a fucking lunatic.

Yes. Can you imagine, like people say when you pass away your life flashes before your eyes? It's gonna be all new information in your life. He's not gonna remember anything that he ever fucking did What I what a fucking did and this is one day after we revealed on W. A. T. P This whole thing he's been getting played this whole time when he thought he had the upper hand and he was getting over Everyone and then we bring in the anonymous Tim to come on and say no

I've been playing him through multiple counts. He thinks he I gave his trust. He thinks this he thinks that we told him we've built all this a day later. He's out there, but you would think he would be like, all right, maybe this is something that thinks that for me. I'm going to like to put one over on me. The drop king over there. Carl released Carl. Carl is showing off a list that you were showing off your house in Florida. You showed the Zillow listing with your address. No, Carl had already had it.

No, no. Well, before you showed this address, you probably hadn't even bought the house yet. And you put that address up. How did I put up? It was on my, like, on top of my screen. Yes, fair enough. I'm not. It's called. How did I put up was on my contour of my screen? Yes fair enough. I don't No, I know but then don't blame everyone else for what you did. Oh no Vince lady K

texted Vince and Julie and said You're not gonna believe this I live in this, you know, and gain the address out. Nope. That's not true. I did not give it the address out. And again, I texted two or three people. I didn't put it on Reddit. Vincent, he's never been at Vince for this.

He's always been at me for some reason. I'm not the one putting private messages up on the internet. So now we have to explain to John, Cardiovascular explain to John, the Strise Anaphyct. And of course, the Strise Anaphyct is, the more you yell and scream about, you don't want this information to get out there, the more people go and find it. That's what's happening with this video,

this wedding video, because he keeps this going, talking about it nonstop. And so people are like, where is this thing? It's not rumbled for B. Dabler's channel. You'll find it out there. That video would have been gone by now. Nobody would be talking about it now. What are children? Okay, but now, so what you're saying is you now want to go to a federal court and enter that video into evidence. You want to put that on, you want that on TMZ now. You want the whole world to look at this video because Stuttering John Melendez from the Tonight Show and the Howard Stern Show is in court with a puppet

and possibly a potato as a character witness and definitely an orange. This is what you want. You think your kids want to see their wedding video those speeches in court? Don't worry about it. I'm trying to help you. You can't see this.

This is John's new thing. Either don't worry about it or it doesn't matter. As soon as you say something that he does no, no idea how to refute it. He's like, don't worry about it. It's like Tommy with cell. Yeah, or open. Let it go. Let it go.

Right. No, that's what we're talking about right now. What do you mean let it go? What that's what we're talking about right now. What do you mean let it go? What do you mean don't worry about it? Cardiff and perhaps the current if I wouldn't even go on this deep with John you are like legit trying to I'm like right now I think what are you doing? Your family. Yeah, try to get him to see. Yeah, it's just see one point. Why not put your family first you idiot

You act like you love your children so much and yet you'd rather sue a puppet or threaten to sue a puppet. Where are the number tuck your kids? What are you doing? Why are you doing that? You're so stupid. It reminds me of Kingpin when when you get monsonned. Yeah, yeah, like whenever you're fucking getting hoisted by your own petard, you're getting Melendez now. He's getting monsoned. So that's a good way to use his name, but also the stri-sand effect should be the Melendez effect at this point, because everything he claims he doesn't want us talking about,

he forces us to talk about and research and view over and over again. You did it to yourself, you idiot. But John literally thinks because he gets the worst legal counsel in the history of the world. He literally thinks it doesn't matter if there's a copyright or anything like that. He wants to expose this video because he's going to win in the court of public opinion. Now TMZ is not going to report on my fucking... If the announcer of the tonight show, it goes to court against a puppet.

Good, and then that puppet is good. Everybody will see this guy saying anti-trans racist shit. And guess what? The court of public opinion is not going to be on its side. That's more important than your kids not seeing themselves in a courtroom video being made fun of by a puppet. You're not weighing, you're not weighing this out properly, John. One is greatly worse than the other. Again, it's hard to spit and straight facts of the sky. He's just not here again. How is that grasped? Every time Cardiff gets over on him, he has to do that big,

long, shug, kind of like, maybe his thinking beer. Maybe, maybe he'll forget that I just got owned if by the time I've done drinking this. The phrase, there's no talking to this guy. Couldn't apply it any more. Yeah. There's no talking to this guy. And to everybody today on Dathers and Onters that hates me, please see what I'm actually doing here to this guy. Yeah. So they think I'm pandering to him, but no I was destroying him and he thought oh Yeah, no, I never got it right exactly you can explain to him to your blue in the face How do you go about his life? He's like ever wants to give me advice. Yeah, cuz you're doing everything wrong, John

You're fucking up your own life. You're the worst at best. Yes, so there's this whole Universe I'm the internet. There revolves around you, but not because we're celebrating your life because we're all laughing at you and calling you an idiot over and over again. And John and his dumb wet brain goes, why must be the most important guy? Everyone's giving me advice. Almost guys like dude, take a shower. Yeah, I kill a shit dude. You're doing this all wrong wrong plus this thing where he goes Well in the court of public opinion. They're all gonna hate the puppet

Like it's trying to insult comic-dove 2.0 or something. It's like and we're gonna get back and try a fan We're gonna get back a dookie Tookie wasn't even there and Elmerie play didn't say anything that was transphobic I believe your beef is with a guy named Adam Hughes. It's easy hello. It's where you have an issue Jack. Go watch the video. See you're actually mad at it. And you don't want to go up against Tookie in a court. Tookie's gonna win everyone over. Come on. Are you kidding me? Who wants to do this? Two two two two two two two two world order. T W.O.

That's how I think dude John was mimicking that as if we're doing that like it's a really intimidating thing He's like oh my god caramel. That's a joke Carl Carl you got the king of the drops right here. Yeah, toki world water. Oh the water. Woo. Yeah. Yeah. That's the one. Yeah. No, we don't actually think it's intimidating.

That's the joke. It's fucking puppets. I need to see Tookie and his courtroom suit with his readers. Yeah. Yeah. Business Tookie. Rest of the night. Yeah.

All right. So I think it would be more interesting to see business, John. That's always fun, John. that's more far fetched. So after Cardiff leaves, John gets another delivery. And then he comes back and says some crazy shit. Look, I like Cardiff. He wants to blame me for everything. Lady Kate wants to blame me for everything.

Somehow it's my fault they canceled my gigs. It's my fault they call my fucking mother. It's my fault they get me fired from school. It's my fault they try and get my moderator fired from school. I don't engage in these kind of things with anybody. Have I tried to get anyone fired? No. No. I barely have a strike people. I don't even feel like doing it.

Yeah, fucking life. Hands of new drop. I don't even feel like doing it. I barely even showed people. I don't even feel like doing it. He goes, do I ever try to get anyone fired? Okay, first off, the whole thing was shuli is that when that video leaked of how we're doing

the Pelican brief, that meeting that was not supposed to be on the internet, John said that shuli was the guy released that he was his mole, which would get shuli fired. He was trying to get shuli fired. It wasn't true, sh really did not leak that. Also, John went after JD Harmeyer. And I was trying to find the episode, but it was the link that I had was taken down. So I couldn't find it. I was trying to find it for this episode. But John was trying to get information to

send to HR. It's serious to get JD Harmire fired. Why for nothing? JD might be a creep. It's very possible. I've heard some evidence about it, but why is it? It's not my business. I don't give a shit. Why is it John's business? Why is it anyone's business? And why would you get the guy to know each other? They never worked at the same time. Right. Does he make fucking sense? They try to do that. And then I was just scrolling through some old episode of 2019, I'm centering John. They're talking about Derek Jones, who's a writer for the Howard Stern show. And John's on there with Royce talking about how he should get fired. John's always trying to get people fired. He's trying to get me taken off a patron,

which is essentially me getting fired. So he's like,. And pretty it's a Chris. That clip is maddening because he is denying his involvement in all of his problems. Yeah, your online presence is the problem. All everything that you've done online has led to everything that's happening to you. And the fact that you think you're the hero of your own story, and you can't see that you're actually the villain is your whole problem. That's just all. So we're all having so much fun.

That's just whole mentality. Yeah. And he'll never realize that. Well, and I've said this a bunch of times on the show, and I'll say it again, this is not just true for Siddharjohn. It's true for everyone in the world. Whatever's happening to you is on you, right? Make changes, try something different.

If you don't like nice. If you don't like where you're at right now in life, you could change it, but only you could change it, right? Like literally you can't wait for someone else to come in and swoop in and fix your life for you. You have to do it. And it's so easy. Just stop being online, John. What, just don't do it anywhere. it's so easy, just stop being online, John.

What, just don't do it anywhere. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm happier. I'm just saying. It's, if I leave you in a, it's not easy though. If I leave you in a car or a shoe, you'll go broke.

I think Andy's threatening your library on there. John Lurie said I would go broke if John weren't around. Is if I didn't like have a successful career until celery John said to be a food on the Internet. Yeah. Power good shot off. And then they. Yeah, but it's the easiest solution to all his problems. And no, Andy, I gave him an easier one.

Yeah. I gave him an easier one. I called them get the clip of it. But I, I, it just like Howard Stern used to tell us, turn the dial. Turn the dial. Ign Turn the dial don't watch our YouTube channels. It's we're not I said I'm we're not doing this in front of you We're not doing this at your apartment. We don't live with you. We do it on a Channel on YouTube. You don't have to look at it. There's everything else you can see You owe me an apology Couple quick things I want to play here.

First off, John's been singing a lot of songs lately. He thinks it's a good singer. I don't know why he thinks that. Maybe Atlantic Rutgers told him that or something. They're great teacher. But, uh, Sadamie, who is a super chatter. Satomi. Yeah. So John thinks that satami because it's the chick from chronic it to he thinks it's actually like a attractive guy Asian oh my oh no yeah he doesn't understand it's just like some dude can suck her so still you say he still didn't got satami I think you know actually holy shit cuz you got me right you might not even understand what he's saying. Wow.

Are we at that? He still hasn't seen that. You might be right about that. Probably. Alright, but this is John, this is a fantasy that John has. This is ridiculous. And again, he can't go with rhymes. He can't go with melody or song structure.

He's the worst at this. Sada me, sada me. Why don't you tell me where you live? Maybe we can have some drinks. And if not, tell me what you think. Maybe have some dinner. Maybe have some lunch. Either way we'll be winners even if it's just just the crying and brunch okay now okay now it's insane did you mention bad rhythm? No, I did.

Okay. I like to tell you like this. I'm like, that's sweet for her. And I'll bet the four. Oh, my finger. He's no Harrison Young. That's for sure. Definitely not.

All right. Last thing I want to address here is the, the degree from NYU. So John at the end of the show is, you know, he's putting a few back and now he's watching the old channel nine show. And he's reminiscing about what a star he was, how popular he was and how everyone loved him on the Howard Stern show. He's sitting there. Why it's so sad. But this part in particular, I wanted to point out. Some of us on the show don't know whether it's a guy. On tonight's show, Stuttering John, we're going to go out.

First of all, first of all, what is with Howard's hair, man? I mean, that is the worst hairdo. Oh, look at Stuttering John. Where and then why you should? That would be odd to where and then why you should be. Did graduate. No, I really. I don't know if anybody get what in a gift shop.

I have a. I was a mission a couple months ago and. Yeah, I was worried. I missed you. The other day. I don't play I was a Michigan a couple months ago and yeah, I was worried my Michigan had the other day I don't play for slayer but also If you ever been out of college campus the undergrads are all wearing the clothes of the University hotel anybody can buy it. Yeah, of course. It's part of the deal and get both look like guild a rander

So and Howard. Yeah, I would go call it up there right then. The way the cell started is there is some website where it had the NYU graduate to her famous and there's an asterisks of John's name and it said didn't graduate. And so Wikipedia, some website was a Wikipedia, okay. It was Wikipedia. Okay, no one's ever heard of that. So Julie and the gang, and listen, there could be incorrect information on Wikipedia. Trust me, I know first that. So Julie and the gang started running with that and John got very upset.

And for a week and a half straight was screaming about how he definitely has a degree and how can he be a substitute teacher without a degree. And I thought we were all just having some fun with it because the way he was reacting to it, just like, okay, yeah, he's not responding well, let's fucking lay into it. Well, then I get this note from a guy who used to be a reporter for a pretty big newspaper and he's no longer in that position, but he knows how to do fact checking.

In fact, that was his job for a while in the newsroom was to go through and check sources and make sure that the information was correct in the articles they were producing. So he reached out to a person at NYU. I'll leave all of the names out of this and asked, Hey, we're doing this story about Stuttering John Melendez. We just want to check and see if he got a degree from NYU or not. And she writes back as she goes, OK, thanks for contacting us. I'll just need the person's date of birth. And okay, yep, this is the person's name. This is the graduate. This is the

date of birth. And she writes back. It says, hi, our records don't show a degree for a John Edward Melendez with the date of birth of that, and then ask my publication. It's for the person's like, well, it's a free last day. We're shopping around. Anyway, the point is, the point is, the point is, there's no record of a degree for this retard right here. Senator, you just break news here. Carth.

Yes. Was that breaking news? We're breaking news. Hit it. Oh. I don't know. I don't have a breaking news we're breaking news hit it I don't have a breaking news drop. I just was asking you quite some fact There is some fact check it today So wow and what you was saying you did graduate now

Kurt if we're not a whole thing about what you're the graduate is if you don't some information I don't know if you want to do you. Yeah, I went to my sources are confirmed. Okay. Interesting. But there's a theory that he may have gone back to school. Interesting. Like, Rodney Dangerfield.

Yeah. Yes. He did a triple indie to get his degree. All right, guys, we talked recently about the fact, in fact, we had Doug from good times great movies on the show. And Doug's a big fan of Patty Seacos, Patrick Michael, Patty Broke in Skull. Shamest McKinley and that's what I keep forgetting. Forgot to used to be Shamest McKinley.

And because remember he's making fun of people who like, have a nickname, is nowhere near their name. I'm like, your name's Patrick, am I going to kind of shame us? That's what you do. So he wants his new show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show.

Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. I got all the know. Because that's absurd. Joey, I need your breaking news drop. I thought maybe Cardiff was going to come up with something for me. Next time. No, I was really impressed.

We had confirmation. All right. So Patrick Michael has launched a brand new show. It's called the Manpad with Manny and Patti. This is a show starring hard boy Manny Muskets. Fuck yeah. Fuck yeah. And it's him and Patrick Michael doing a show. So the first episode came out five minutes into the episode. So this show starts off. They're having a show. So the first episode came out five minutes into the episode. So the show starts off. They're having a conversation. Paddy's like, Hey, check out this intro music I came up with. He plays a forum. They're talking about things. Five minutes in, they started to discuss like, well, how should we intro the

show? All right. But I got two things. I have three total. I just figure out, I don't have really jokes written down for it or anything. I just have the concept. And then we can riff off that. I figure you just, you know, get it rolling however you want to. I got a soundboard here.

You know, we got, oh, I just need it. If it feels necessary, when I'm feeling it, I'll hit it. Otherwise, I'll just let it go Uh, so far I'm just gonna leave that up to you then. Okay. Um, do you want me to play the music before and then do an intro thing or what? Uh, yeah, I guess play the music to an intro. Do you want to do the intro? I'm talking about the before the show. Here's the first on the on the title card All right, hold on.

All right, not for nothing. But when we do, who are these socials? Blind Mike and I are not in the same room. He's in his studio. I'm in my studio. We get on stream here before we start the show. We discuss the rundown. Couple things about the show I want to make him aware of. Quick discussion. Okay, boom. Then we're into it.

These guests spend five minutes going. All right, so I brought a couple things I'm show I wanna make him aware of. Quick discussion, okay boom, then we're into it. These guests spend five minutes going, all right, so I brought a couple things I'm gonna talk about. I don't really have jokes, but we'll rip on that. Do you wanna take the intro? All of that was insane, they got this into the episode. So now, this is the actual intro to the show. Hey, Dev, we're in the middle of a recording session, so every fucking thing you say is going down on tape.

Alright, wait, you guys ever care about that crap? Yeah, what up? Welcome to the bad patch with bad, with dissable everyone. and a happy pay to him. Natural fade out. That's what we do here. Good job. Down in the stinks. So many medicinal like that. And then he's already given him another nickname,

Patty Payne killer is on the show. So then Patty didn't know he was going to do that. So he goes, well, hold on a second. We should probably use our real stage names. So we call us another meeting on air. Either way, I'm pat, do you want to give him our real like our actual stage name, Patty Broke and Skull, Manny Muskets, the man pad. I honestly, when I first sent you the art for this show name,

and I came up with the name, I was like, that sounds like what a man who bleeds from his penis would probably use, you know, a manpad. I'm like, we got to make that joke first, dude, before they do. Yeah, Verdi made that joke twice now. He's got free water. It's getting better. Well, I think it's funny because I'm free water. He goes, yeah, I mean, the show's called Manpad, which is weird because it sounds like this thing. It was his idea. It's his idea to call it Manpad. Now I understand why he got Manny and Paddy.

Yeah, it's Manpad. That's a good name. It's great. It's not a good name. It's better than not. 90% of the other show names that Patrick Michael comes up with. That's true. It sounds like a pad that you would roll out the fuck man on.

Yeah, well, that's another. Yeah, it's gross. Yeah, it doesn't mean blood coming out of you. All right, I bet. Can we be one coming out of the fuck? Sorry, John might be into that. All right, I just like the fact he goes, well, we should use our real stage names, all right?

That's the heavy. I'm petty broke. It's got to come out. Let's get this right. Don't want to lose dozens of followers. Well, we should use our real stage names, though, right? I'm not standing. I'm getting paid for it. I'm petty broken scott. I mean, come on. Let's get this right. Don't want to lose dozens of followers. Yeah, got from Ben. Let's catch on.

So then, Manny comes out. I love Manny. He's turning this into the biggest problem in the universe immediately. Are he has the concept for this show? I want to first let people know that we're going to list what the main complaint song. You can vote on which one's the biggest at patreon.com slash the bandpad.

Okay, so they're going to come up with their complaints and you'll vote which complaint is the biggest complaint in the universe. And they have a Patreon day one. Yeah, I think that they have a bunch of joke, but honestly, I don't know. That's sure. So I'll check now. Okay. In the discussion they were having in that first five minutes that I didn't play for you. One of the things that Patti says is like, so I always use a music pad because I like, I don't want it to be silence and dead air. So if I'm not talking, I want to be music playing. And Manning goes, well, there's two of us. So probably won't be a lot of dead air. Probably don't need a music pad. Pads. Yeah, Yeah, but just a case. So immediately man is going to distracted by the music band hates it.

Big facts. All right, so, uh, go ahead. Anything else? Uh, now I forgot what I was going to say. Honestly, the music band's been distracted. Oh, my God. I'm just, I'm just don't, so I don't even know. It isn't annoying.

I thought it was a good idea. I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just going to say, I'm just dumb so I don't even know. It is annoying. I thought he put that in post. He's talking over that loud. It's annoying. Yeah. Sounds like they're underwater. It's not good music. Cardiff any report back to us? No, there's no, they don't have a picture. I didn't think so. I thought that was probably still still pod culture, I guess All right, so let's find out paddy's gonna go first

He said he brought two or three things that complain about let's find out what makes paddy a rage as dick would say my first complaint is Old people getting hurt Okay, now this is a this is vast, but I want to narrow it down a little bit more. My thing is like, if you're 65, 70 years old, and I see you in a cast, I see you with an ankle brace, I have an issue with your lifestyle choices. Pretty bagger. This is my favorite type of padding. When he brings in material and he's working stuff out, this is part of his stand-up routine. You guys see these seven-year-olds in cash? What are they doing?

What are they up to? Extreme sports? What's going on? There's a piece of lettuce on the floor. What? So he claims, you heard earlier, he claims, I got a few things I've been doing. I've been doing this for a long time. what's going on? That's a lettuce on the floor. So he claims, you heard earlier, he claims, I got a few things, I don't have any jokes

written or anything like that. Sounds like he does. And then you see these people and you're like, what are you doing? You still doing karate, you taking jujitsu granny, what the fuck is happening? Was it a ski weekend? Sit down. Nailed it. Oh, right.

Nailed it. Sit down Now that Great now that So then many comes on he says I don't know that a show was two guys complaining is probably the best It's not that masculine of a thing to do you know, so he tries to change that Aside aside. I don't want to I don't't want to be calling these things that we talked about complaints because women complain and this is the man pad. That's right. I forgot to freak out earlier. Um, I'm thinking great. I'm thinking bitch fits. Yeah. Annoiances, there's something there for you figure it out. Yeah, real man bitch. Bitch fits this super mask.

Yeah, I know. I think that's the same. I think that was a joke. But basically it's what makes you a rage. It's not your complaint of the day. I know it grinds my gears. I gosh. Got a G. So then many comes in with his first complaint of the first

episode. My great for the day is having a shaded public. Because recently, I've been outside, not even like in public buildings, just outside, going forward, waiting for the bus. And then I get a, I mean, the need to fall. Right. And my diet hasn't changed lately. I haven't been doing anything different. I've just been getting older and the thoughts been getting with you.

I'm with Manny. Yep. This is very relatable. Did you know we said fart? He's got a bit of an access. Aw. Yeah. Yeah. What accent is that? He's got a bit of an access. Aw. Yeah.

Yeah. What accent is that? That's a good question. I should find out. I can't make it out. If it's a Philadelphia, it's Southwestern deviated septum.

It does sound forward. I should ask Mary. Or that's coming from. All right. So you just heard that shitting in public. Here's Patty's response. That's beautiful. And we all right, so you just heard that. Shooting in public. Here's Patty's response. That's beautiful.

That's beautiful. And we all feel that. We all feel that. Now imagine the person who's 70 years old with a broken arm feeling that same fart. It's a different fart. You know what I mean? That could be the last fart.

We'll combine the things, bro. So Patty had to bring it back to his complaint and try to combine the complaints. Yeah, it's hitting it public. Whatever you were 70, it had a broken arm. Would you hit it public? Oh, what? And you can hear him smiling with victory.

Oh, yeah. That's very, very, very, very thing to do. Yes, it is a very, very big, very big thing. Bring it back to my thing. So what's great about this new show, I love this format. I hope this goes on for a long time because we get to hear P Perry's improv skills. I like it when he bounces off another person. It's always good. So now we're talking about shitting in public. And many talks about how he's in filming this time of year, it's cold.

So he's gonna put all these clothes on to go outside and then he has to take a shit. And it's like, I don't know. So then Perry goes, yeah, and of course you got a shit naked. Right? Yeah. This is all I was gonna go somewhere. Hold on. Yeah. Who doesn't shit naked? You got a shit naked at the SA2. You might as well shit naked. Fully naked. What? I mean, it's the same. At this age, he got a shit naked. He's the safest way to go. I remember that drop before. Pretty good. So he doesn't end there. He's got more improv to go with shit naked.

If we're talking safety alone, that's the way to go. Take off all the clothes, dude. That and also leave him outside the door. In case you have a roommate or a loved one, they know you're taking a shit now. Don't come in at all. Stay away. Do there's a pile of clothes outside and you don't hear the shower running. There's there's a power wash going on in the toilet for sure. Or if the door is closed, probably don't come in.

Speaking of shit, a naked. I'm not naked. I'm wearing a newspaper. Oh, funny. Always covered in ink this one. All right, so that's pretty good stuff. I mean, you know, leave your clothes outside. So no one comes in because they know you're shitting. That's the joke.

Pretty good stuff. Panning then goes on to say that he actually likes shitting in public. He wants to stick it up bad and making a problem for the next person. Nobody likes that. Oh, no, he loves it. He's got great. He's got a great joke for it here, Andy. Like leaving that stink when you walk out is not a problem for me. I enjoy it. Like good luck, dude. This is going to be a problem for you when you walk in.

Hopefully you don't have a mustache because you won't anymore. But you guys are a lot of people who are going to be like, you know, I'm going to be like, you know, I This is gonna be a problem for you when you walk in. Hopefully you don't have a mustache because you won't anymore. But Do you guys ever shit so bad? It's like someone's mustache off. I wish I do have to retract what I just said though because there was a time where I was in a public place. I was in one stall There's a and it was a three stall situation. Okay. And they were all full. So none. One guy started playing the Mr. Hanky, the Christmas

poo song on his phone while we were all in there because he was having a good time. That it was a full boat. Did it look like this? Yeah. I don't know. I left without wiping. Because I was three hours. That's awful. All right. So we'll be checking in more on that show. ManPet with Manny and Patty. Very exciting stuff. I like to see my friends collabing like that. It's always a good thing Love it. That has potential. It does have potential. I like the fact that they're just turning it into the biggest problem with a

So Kurt, do we have a game to play today? Yes, no I'm tired. I know you're a very busy potato. That's why I didn't even want to bother you with that. I wasn't sure Yeah, no worries at all. So that's okay because we've done a lot today. We talked about entrepreneurship We talked about the fact that like entrepreneurs talk about like how they're entrepreneurs and they want to talk to other entrepreneurs And I'll be an entrepreneur. It's literally 90% of their fucking days talking to other entrepreneurs about being entrepreneurs. It's insane to me Yeah, do you want to be an entrepreneur? I'm an entrepreneur. I can tell you how to be an entrepreneur Should you be running a fucking business? Why are you talking to you? I'll be an entrepreneur. It's cool. Fucking run your goddamn business

I'm a podcast. I don't tell people. Oh wait, no, that's not true business. I'm a podcast. I don't tell people, oh wait, no, that's not true. 80 brought in film Cooper. I brought in 2000%. Raise and Lucy brought in premium mindset. We had a couple more holiday song parody contest and trees, Stuttering John and Cardiff Electric on his show because he's desperate for friendship. But it's good. Very, very desperate. Yes. So big. How could you possibly do that?

All you need is an email address. I'll be there. We proved John lies about seven times on the show just today. The man pad is out there with Manny and Patty. See what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T-T- happened first off. We have point double point on Friday at four. It's on Shule's channel this week. So I asked, Hey, can we come on there from the content house and we'll uh, sign will stream it on their channel. So Shule reluctantly agreed to that. And uh,

we'll be doing point double point on YouTube Shule, Shuleys channel, 4pm Eastern time, and then WTP this weekend. I don't know, I don't know, is it gonna be on it? I don't know, we're gonna be talking about. It could be anything. Pot luck. Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of fun. I'll be with a lot of outright people hanging out.

So, who the hell is Joe's might be a guest on the show. I don't know who's gonna be there. Why do you get everyone's biggest complaint? Why do people do that? Well, we can complain about Marxism or whatever. People of Chris Ymere's cat that else complain about. Yay, you're name. Shitting naked.

Proof it. So that should be a lot of fun. Well, guys, I want to thank you all so much for being part of the show. Of course, Lucy type box. You could see her on YouTube once over with Kaylee, where she reviews movies. That's true. I do. People should watch that. They should. They can also subscribe and hit the notification button so that when you put a new video out, they're notified. I would love it if they did that. Once over with Kaylee is C-A-Y-L-E-Y, and I recently did a review of Air Force One and coming up, actually, I'll be having Doug

from Good Times Great movies on, and he and I are going to be doing Hello, Mary Lou from night two. All right. So lots of fun coming up. He is a pro. So that will be very. He's a get. He is a get. He's always good on this show. And of course, the, uh, the link to Lucy's YouTube channel is in the description as always. And Andy comes to us from the All Apologies podcast. Yeah. That's where he come from. All apologies. We just go with that. It makes you sound more important, asshole. Maybe just give me one of these looks. Yeah. The goat.

Yeah, today we released an episode about Chrissy Teigen. And I don't know, the people that she was shitting on were more of a problem. There's a Courtney Stodden and married a 16-year-old married a 51-year-old man. Yeah, but she was telling a teacher to kill herself. So... She was fucking there. She was super-bocking all over the place. Chrissy Teigen's a prop lover. Are you kidding me?

Yeah, no. She was a problem. Okay. It was funny. I was thinking Chrissy Teigen signed up this one. Between the two of them, I don't know. Yeah, no, she was a problem. Okay. It was a crazy, crazy dig inside of this one. Between the two of them. Yeah, no, they're all horrible. It's apples and apples really. Fair enough, but yeah, it was a fun episode. Check it out. Very good.

And of course, Cardiff Electric, just twiddling his potato thumps over there, doing nothing. Yeah. Yes. But if you want to see me do more of that, go to patreon.com card of electric or my YouTube. Suburred at surfing live. I know I was joking. I'm joking card of his all over the internet all the time. He's I was doing a journey. I got to go because I got to go to your separate surfing. Did you see John tried to stipe you guys for a minute? I haven't I haven't seen that part yet. I haven't reviewed that yet. He wanted to see what you guys are up to. They're just like, ah, whatever. I'm not talking about me. It's all over my hand. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You guys were doing your own thing. You're just like, I don't watch this. Yeah. CarlsonCombit.com for tickets. Suburituts are thing live with the probably the opening act that's going to destroy us. The All apologies podcast opening us up and then Carl doing My stand up March 9th. You've got a race of good jokes. We've been told oh That'll be great. You know like a powerful enemy if you don't race of good jokes or me to perform We also have any reading in the wings and I just brought her up without any warning. Hello, however How's it going, Annie?

It's going great. Thank you for asking. I think the last time you're on here, you were under the weather and we missed you. Yes, I was feeling pretty unwell, which is unfortunate because I didn't get to plug that L. Herible was on my show last week. And well, actually, it was Tuky. Tuky came on and he came on to talk about some games and, you know, this is a couple. The world order TW.

The longest drop ever. Check the fuck up, Ash White. And suck my cock. Oh, you have started drop or sorry, Andy. Please continue. I fight. Yes. It was a great show. It was a nice kind of special format. Oh, you started drop or sorry, Andy, please can try fight. And he was a great show. It was a nice kind of special format.

Yeah, but, but, but, but, and he, and he told them all who got you that guest. Uh, tell him, tell him who did that for you. I, I don't know. Uh, I'm shut up for it. Thank you, Cardiff. God, Cardiff, you just wants to get all. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.

I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you.

I'm going to get you. I'm going to get you. I'm by typing in youtube.com slash at wattgs. Perfect. Do we have any new reviews you'd like to read for us? We have plenty of new reviews since it's been like a week since any were read but I'm just going to read the last two. Perfect. We have one from UnRuby on December 8th, 2023. Couldn't get through the first two minutes. Hosts are unfunny, which is a shame, as they condense themselves they are. That's you! Did I once serve you?

Yeah, that one is a once serve. I think somebody was butt hurt by us, making fun of their podcast. So maybe it was a faulty Google Chrome. So maybe it was a faulty Google Chrome. Most likely, Google Chrome products. Very possible. And then the newest one that just came in is another one from Castbox. So it's like a comment.

It's not like an actual review, but they were nice enough to put their star rating in there. It says, that review girl Annie is sure is something. I'm intrigued by this double story and he sure sounds great. Joey C. Sucks. Love you, Carl and Chris from a secret friend. I'm running to the double verse. He roams with me. Unraveling history for you. When you

You're not the two you're with Logan. Right. That was so long you have to fade it out. But then a fight while you said they put the stars up there. Yeah, it's a five star. Very good. Very good. All right. I have a voice mail for Lucy. I've been holding on to this Lucy. Yeah, yeah. So that you would hear it. It's from a long time front of the show. Hey, Lucy, it's the Cal photographer. I was just wondering when you'd like to come

down to Texas and set up a photo shoot. Got a, I'm a year ready. Well, have a good time. Call me back. Really Carl, give me my number. Call him back. You know who the Caliphate is? I do. All right. Yeah. All right. Well, we'll make that happen. We're going to have to set that up. All right. Sounds good. Done and done. Speaking of people that we all know, Jake Hudson reached out to me.

Now, I have not been on his show. He's not been on my show. But we've crossed the streams a few times, right? It's safe to say. Who are these podcasts is the best in the world and what they do? And that's not an opinion, that's just the fact of life. Yeah, team, who are these podcasts? Vote for four life.

Love you brother. Hope to get you on the podcast really soon, Carl. Carl! Love what you do. Keep being you on the podcast really soon. Carl. Carl. Love what you do. Keep being you. You work so sweet. Too sweet. Too sweet. To be break in our

Bye. Thanks, Jack. I appreciate it, buddy. We get you out one of these days for sure. All right. Gary had a conversation with Judy. one of these days for sure. All right. Gary had a conversation with Judy. It's just to happen to call our voice-bound tougher at the same time. Get to Brainiac, Cettering John is suing now. He's suing Tuky. Isn't Tuky a puppet? Yeah, Tuky's a puppet, but if he's successful, he plans on suing Kermit the Frog, Alphe Alien, Howdy Duty, and the estate of Jerry Mahoney, Paul Winshal.

Yeah, he's got off, he's lined up. He's a real brainiac, that's for sure. Anyway, Rock and roll. There's some old ass references. I know he's an older gentleman, but Jesus Christ will for friendly's role in his career. It's like, who? I think this is Dylan from somewhere. I think this is your, uh, co-host, Colin, I was a show.

Hey, Carlos is Dylan. You know, there are a lot of things i feel that have shocked us as a nation uh... you know not eleven being one of them the series finale of the soprano the fact that telecartes and actually has a tv show i think the biggest shocker of all is that that are in john has outlived ralpharella

i'm really going to have to rethink my Stern Show Deadpool pigs. Thank you very much. Call me back. We'll do. I agree with you. That is weird. Same age too. I forgot about our deadpool. Yeah, I had Alex Jones, right? I'm Arty Lane. You've already? Wow. I'll never come to who do you have producer Cress. I don't remember. Yeah. Maybe it's me. It's cheating. You can wear any time you want. Watch me. I just saw a photo of Alex Jones with my friend Carrie. I'm going to be hanging out with this weekend. He looks terrible. I cannot believe he's still going. It's not going to be good. What's your magic? You're a coward. Oh, no. Sailor World War for Trans-Jance kids. That's not good. They got money.

A Wyons fan has mad at me. Hey, Carol, it's Brian from Dearborn Michigan. Can you do us all a fucking favor and start becoming a bill span again? And forget about the lions. Thank you very much. Do not call me back. Yeah, I'm sorry about that. That lost to the bearers. That's insane. Not great.

Aral, it's Doug, you're only white listener. Oh, hey Doug. Listen, I was thinking about what Pedro was saying. Slow Pedro. I want to hear more from him. I think you need to bring him on from voice mailer to a full blown guess. Think about it. Isn't this slowpoke Paco? Yeah, that page row. Come on, Doug, you're making us white people look bad. White Doug is way off base. Come on, man. Better than that. Nate from Flint calls

it a lot. This is a very short one from Nate. I appreciate it. Hey, Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. And this boy's bail is less than 45 seconds. Fuck you. Pretty good. Hitting all the notes with that one, literally. All right. Hey, this is Wang. I have a kid in the LA school district. Dr. In John Melendez called me and told me my kid get a plus. So I called the school board and removed my kid from class. Obviously, class not hard enough.

Last question, who is the best wack packer from this? Radio show, I don't even know. Fucking retard, don't call me. We were four of the kids out of school after the right. Is that dad fan? Who's that fan's mom? Yeah. Oh, our buddy Brian, that we've all met Brian, he comes to the live shows.

We went in Chicago to trade both times, get a Nashville, him and cocaine Jesus hang out. Oh, yeah. Yeah. So he called into the show. Carl, Brian from Detroit. So you're talking about one of the court's melting Detroit cocaine Jesus and I have corporate seats that are center stage road B with his second row. We're closely inviting you to join us.

Don't worry about booze and all that. We'll be advancing trunks from drinking the new trolls of high news and carlisks in my car. Free game it. Followed you here. More buddy. Let us know. Hi, I might have to take up on that. Corey Felibon is Detroit. Roby. Roby, which is the second row. Show off. Of two rows. Brian, that's awesome. I'll be in touch because I do want to go. So Corey Feldman's touring with Olympus, get we talked about this.

Oh, yeah. And Drew and Mike just did a segment. Corey Feldman was on the morning show in LA, the TV morning show. Promoting his new Funko pop. Yeah, okay. Yeah. And so like who fucking goes on a TV show and promote new Funko pop. Okay. Yeah. It's a fucking goes on a TV show to promote their Funko pop. Do they? Do they just put, uh, it's the same Funko pop, but once says Cory Feldman and

once says Michael Jackson. Yeah, he's just like, number of hip-hop. Pretty much. So, um, so he's all excited. He's touring with Limp Bizkit and they're coming close by here But I think I'd rather go to Detroit to see it maybe Yeah, let's let's follow Corrier out road trip Hey Carl this one's gonna be a little lengthy, but I have a Night he was doing a live stream and I just so happened to see it on and it was near the tail end and he was doing all this plugs for his shows. I asked him on that and right at the last second I asked, will you be reading IMP anytime soon? Okay.

And I got that in the chat and he didn't respond, he just went off. I was like, oh, I'll fucking, I'm just going to say this, whatever. I go take a shower like 30 minutes later, I check my YouTube and he's back on. And I'm like, oh, yeah, I'll just jump back on just to say it. Bro he was waiting for me. He waited for... he got on camera. He waited for me. Did a half hour stream and once I got in I was like hey what's up and he started to just shit on me. Do you make out with your dad? Do you kiss your mother with that mouth? Like you're such a pussy for not saying it while I was there?

And whatever, but I had a whole fuck, he took the video down. But there was like 11 viewers. Other people saw, I'm not one of these turbo-authors. This the fucking nose out of clipping down load But I wish I did but um, but yeah, I had a whole fucking shameless video. He did a whole video on me I'm at two minutes now all right, fuck you. Thank you, bye. Yeah You could you could have told that a little quicker, but wow, so all you do say are you reading IMDB and he freaks out that much That's a dedicated video to trash youaks out that much? That's to dedicate the video to Trashig.

That's funny. That's it. Speaking of Trashig, listen to this. Carl's wheat and new hairdo, dude. Like, flakoseagles cover ban common. Can't wait to see it do. Woo. The Trashig might do.

Hahaha. Carl's bad hair cuts become my favorite YouTube channel. I know. I've seen that. I was getting my haircut yesterday. I got just to see it now. People make YouTube accounts over this. You're not fucking out.

All right. I got one more card. This is for you, buddy. Hello. Harle, baby. If you are a vagina, aaina, I just fuck it. Subtiles, it's ancient and a year. I'm actually leaving a voice mode this time.

I just wanna let you know I'm watching the live stream with Jon in part of, and this is probably the hardest I've laughed to a fucking minute. But I cannot stand Carter for so long. But in the last couple weeks, I've really started to like him. I can't stand the little fucking queer, spooky, but it's whatever. It's a puppet. For grown-ass men, I think it's childish and started, but whatever.

I think the shit with John is getting even more funnier. Part of the impression of him was talking hilarious and his John's fingers are getting worse. They're getting more crooked. You guys go back and look, you'll see it. And, uh, so if you grow up, they'll call me back, please. Don's fingers are getting worse. They're getting more crooked. He has go back and look you'll see it and So if you grow up, I'll call me back, please

All right, no worries. I will call you back Cardiff you're making friends How do I have friends making friends? Congratulations, sir You never know what I'll do next Well, how did you get the invite to that? How did that go down? You took the strike off your channel? Yeah, we had a whole public back and forth how, you know,

when I praised him in a tweet, how he did the right thing and he said, you should come on my show. How it takes. I said, okay. But I was blocking stream here. And I had to make a new Google account. I saw that you go, by the way, I'm blocked and he goes, what? And then he goes, oh yeah, there you are.

He's got a whole list of people. He's blocked his tree, we hired. So I was trying to get on for 10 minutes. I kept sending him messages back that I'm blocked. They just kept sending me links. So stupid. You tell me it was a faulty Google Chrome? That's my favorite drop.

So maybe it was a faulty Google Chrome. You ask you gets. All right, thanks, Cara. And thanks, Lucy. Thanks, Lucy. Thanks, Andy. Thank, Andy. Hello, I'm Carl Hamburger. Arrrr.

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