Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep474 - Amanda Bynes & Paul Sieminski The Podcast

Episode Date: December 17, 2023

This week I'm at Chrissie Mayr's content house in the Poconos. We're checking out Amanda Bynes' new podcast that she hosts with a gay guy who looks like Jesus. Their first guest is a random tattoo artist that Amanda met at a Halloween store. I'll give her this, as far as a celebrity podcast, it's different. We're joined remotely by Producer Chris (who couldn't get his soundboard working) as well as Drew Magner, Keanu Thompson, and Geno Bisconte "in studio." After shocking everyone with how bad Amanda looks these days, we have a new submission for the holiday song parody contest, Stuttering John trying to get JD Harmeyer fired from SXM, Tom Myers' amazing roast jokes, and a visit from our review girl, Kindy. https://www.compoundmedia.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@keanuCthompson Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Also we encourage our listeners, give us a five star review on Apple Podcasts and then shitt all of us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Amanda Bines and Paul Semensky, the podcast. This was a suggestion from Drew Lane. Let's get into it. Now, I don't know if you guys are familiar with Amanda Bines. Bring in the Dancing Lobsters. Is that a thing? Yes. I grew up with Amanda Bines. Bring in the Dancing Lobsters. Yeah. Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda, Amanda. It sounds like an old Sicilian slur for black. See all the dancing lobsters that are moving across the street?

So she just started the podcast with a friend of hers who she met in rehab, who's just this rando guy. And they decided to interview this woman who's a tattoo artist, who's another rando, and watch this introduction to the gas. I don't think they're very good at this yet. Hi everyone, welcome to Amanda Bines and Paul Semensky, the podcast. Today we are welcoming Dahlia Moth on our show. Hi everyone. Hello everybody. Hi, I am Paul and welcome to our beautiful guest, Dalia. Oh my God.

Hello. Hi. How are you guys doing today? My God, we are doing fabulously. Yes. It's so good to have you here. Thank you so much for being on our show. It's a bit awkward.

I would say it's a little weird out of the gate. I don't know, a man that doesn't have her own personality. Maybe no one told her how to do this. She doesn't have a script in front of her. She looks like she's passed away. Jen sitting there. She looks terrible, doesn't she? Yeah.

And if I were to just see this out of the blue like in a clip, I would think it's an old SNL skit. And I'm saying old because the guy next to her, the trends, Jesus or whatever, the way he's acting looks like he's straight. And he's going, well, to top. Because the guy next to her the the trains Jesus or whatever Looks like he's straight and he's going Actually, maybe that's why she looks like she's passed away. She's sitting next to Christ You And you're gonna try and top that next door. Get them the go's up.

We're gonna win the man. We're gonna win the dancing lobsters. There's a sitting next door. A lot of dancing lobsters in my neighborhood. So the way this show starts off, a man who does know how to have just like small talk or introduce people, she gets right into the questions. She seems very nervous about this whole show.

So let's get right into it. Thank you. So excited to be here. OK. Awesome. Are you ready for the question? I think so. OK, great.

Our first question for you, Dali, is what do you do for work and what inspired you to be in that industry? It's so she's reading off her phone. You can maybe memorize one of the questions and just be ready to go with that. And it's a natural conversation, a little bit. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know if she's had one Looking at our Lord and save you Jesus Christ what's wrong with this guy? I just look at him. He'd been more Jewish

He died for us And it wasn't you didn't think it was going to be that bad, and then he just started talking. Yeah. And I was like, oh, fucking God. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Fucking God. Why did you have to create this?

No way. All right, so we're going to find out this tattoo artist that they're interviewing used to be a model, but she had to get out of that industry, because it's just no good. And originally, I was a model, and I didn't really like the message that I was sending with that. It's not a very beneficial thing to the community and society, so I wanted to do something

that was a little bit better and beneficial for society, so I wanted to do tattooing. That's super rad. That's incredible. That's super rad. Anyway, big amount is so bad for the community. That's super red anyway. Big of a ball. It's so bad for the community. So now I tattoo things that people's faces. Like, okay, I go on to show with a fur.

The stop off. All right. So here comes the amazing question. What's the favorite tattoo you've ever done? This is a terrible question. So super small intricate line work. Oh, very nice. Do you have a favorite tattoo that you've done?

That was hard, because it's like, they're kind of like my kids, like all my little tattoo children. But if I had to pick one, so we don't know any of her work. No one knows her tattoos and they go, what's your favorite tattoo done? Like if you were talking to Kirk O'Badies and what's your favorite song you wrote,

people wouldn't relate to that because they know it's songs. No one knows what the fuck this woman does. Like what's your favorite tattoo? Who cares? What's the difference? Does a man have a tribal that I did? It was around some guy's muscle and I'll never forget that. You know, a tri's tap and maybe three.

Yeah, they're like, Mom, my kids, they're like my kids. They're mostly black and I'm doing them to get back at my dad. That's on to Ward. Jesus Christ. Speaking of bad questions, this is a doozy right here. So what does friendship mean to you? And I appreciate most about your best friend, for example. What does friendship mean to you?

Okay, before we get into the question, can we just look at this screen for a second about how that's just two people who are host and they're just sitting there looking at their phone. Like, like, is this not like the epitome of just millennials? Like, do you have not any manners? It's true. Like, what's that true? Anyway. You should.

It's like, yeah. Sorry, what were you saying? That's actually, yeah. I thought you were taking a picture. I thought you were taking a picture of the Superchats, Carl. I'm sorry. There you go. There you go.

This guy gets it. So Amanda asked the broadest question There you go. Ah, this guy gets it. So Amanda asked the broadest question and it includes a follow-up question within the question. If it weren't tough enough to answer. It's a two-parter. What does your best friend mean to you? What?

I don't know this woman is, oh, there were best friends either. What kind of question is this? It's a Suzy. So it turns out that this tattoo artist or best friends are her co-workers. And that's awesome. So I'd say honestly my closest friends would be my work, my co-workers. Yeah. That's awesome.

I hate the people I work with. That's awesome. I think it's awesome too. This is incredible. Can you imagine putting a show out like this on YouTube? And not David Barris? That's insane. So can you ever say you're a fan of Amanda Pines? Well, I, okay, I'm not a fan of her at this current state sitting here with Christ or anything, but she also, she just seems that she looks suicidal. I haven't seen her in a while, which is oddly attractive to me.

Yeah. I used to be though. Yes, who didn't watch the Amanda show or all that, right? I did. And I was drunk probably, you know, it worked. Sorry. At this stage, you would have a shot with Amanda. Yeah, that's what I'm holding out for really is like sooner or later. I mean, we work in podcasts. She now does a podcast.

Right. We're talking about her. Maybe she's damaged. You like damaged girls. Yes. Exactly. If she's listening, Amanda, call me, follow me. I'll follow you.

He loves your space buns. When does Amanda Bines come on? Who can recognize this person? It's ridiculous. It's insane. Now, Gino, you host the show and you know how to host the show. Well, I did you make air quotes anyway. I did not.

I did not. You host the show.. You know, the thing I'm a host to your show is you have to ask provocative questions to get the guest talking and boy does a man to know how to do that. So another question what motivates you to get up in the morning? Are you driven by relationships, money or success? Oh, that's it. Those are the three things that get you up in the morning. Money or relationship or success. Two of those are the same thing. Being a vapid idiot. What the fuck? What kind of question is that? And you know

when someone goes, oh, that's a good question. That means it's a terrible question. It's almost possible to answer. It's like, the thing that gets me is when, even when obviously people that shouldn't do a podcast and there's millions out there, start one, they're like, I should do a podcast. I have so much to say, this is their first one. And she has nothing to say. She's reading a phone. I guarantee the second one, she's going to read the same questions over again. She has nothing to say. She's reading a phone. I guarantee the second one she's going to read the same questions over again. She has nothing to say.

She's like, uh, hey, so what do you think Amanda? Hey, gay Jesus is here. You got nothing. Now, Gino, I know you're like me. You love fun facts and you go home like an gambler. Correct. But also you love fun facts. You love it when someone tells you fun facts about themselves

and we have gay Jesus coming in with one for us. That's great. So are your family from around Los Angeles? Are they from out of town? Yeah, so I'm originally from Canada, I'm from Vancouver. So my parents live with me, or we all live together and in a little happy little family But and I have nephews and sisters and babies, but yeah, we're all very close

That is so cool fun fact about me the only time I've ever been abroad was to Montreal My parents took me there and went to that big tower. Oh, oh, oh, she's called. This is the thing that really annoys me now. I was at a little bit in Rochester, New York, which is Canada South. So I know a little bit about Canada, but she goes up from Vancouver and he goes,

oh, I've been to Montreal. Do you know how far apart those places are? Hey, have you been to that place in Montreal that I went to? I'm from fucking Vancouver. It's not there near Montreal, you idiots. Yes. You guys are like, he was, he was, he was, he couldn't wait to say that to her.

He asked the question to tell her that. Because he was like, is your family from Los Angeles or from Not Los Angeles? I was listening. Yeah. Oh, I wasn't listening, but actually, Angeles or from Not Los Angeles? I wasn't listening, but actually I never left. Where are you from? Because I'm from the sky.

So a man that was in on this can of the talk, she can't wait to get her two cents out of this. My grandma and grandpa were from Toronto, Canada, actually. I can't believe you can eat it. Yes, I, you know, My grandma and grandpa are from Toronto, Canada actually. Is this a robot? This is an AI event, right? This can't be a real person, don't you? It's all the lithium. Is anyone painfully distracted that Jesus is holding us so far?

I'm the only one that's like, you can't, that, no, that is every, I went to Catholic school, this can't be. I like that she specified Toronto, Canada, not Toronto, not Toronto, Maine work in not to rot domain Yeah, they can only do the podcast on Sundays because that's the only time he gets service Yeah, I Want a combination of the drugs that our hosts are on because I don't want to be too high like Jesus or too low like Amanda I just want to write it at all lithium From from right to left. There you go. So guys, we've all been on the West Coast before.

And you know, the West Coast and our world stretches from San Diego up to Vancouver. Now, you got to think what kind of culture shock is there to move from Vancouver to LA? It must be crazy, right? Kind of lucky considering that Canada's's culture is pretty similar to America's other than like Lingo. Even at work, in the workplace, sometimes I'll say, you know, like, little Canadian slang that I don't realize you see all don't say here. So what are some examples of Canadian slang? Oh, I think it might just be like the way I say it.

But like, we have like, so here you'll call them like bath robes. We have house coats or like beanies are toots. So it's toots. Yeah, it's a hat. So like that's one. That's one. That's one. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, you need to do it.

And they're like, what is that? And I'm like, oh shoot, I'm not in the right country right now. Fascinating. Do glum. There's nothing off limits on this show. Jesus was so excited about it. He's like, what? What do you call them? It's amazing.

They're going to double the hits on this when they hashtag no holds bar. I watch out. So, so gay Jesus is very excited to learn about all this gradient color. John, then he's learning about redundin. I get it So that's about me how you know, we all share a common language but Little bits and pieces of terminology like if you were to have said for example a took. I'd be like I know I do

But this is exciting. I'm glad that this can be a learning experience I didn't know I was gonna get a dose of Canadian culture I already feel more worldly He froze it perfectly look he's like looking Jesus right's like, let me check my phone for more gold. He's mining for more gold. Oh, this next one. He's looking at tukes. All right. This is the longest question ever, and it could be probably five words, but they find a way to make this a run-on paragraph for some reason. I'm not sure what they were thinking with us.

So I wanted to ask, like, what do you like the most about, like, Los Angeles? Like, what about living here really kind of, like, does it for you? You know, lots of people come to Los Angeles for tons of different reasons. You know, I came here for school originally and now look at me. I just thought it was like, who would have thought, wait, did he say he came here for school? Yeah, that's what I was talking about. I came here for school. All right, let me back up.

This question is still going. The different reasons, you know, I came here for school originally. And now with the mean, I'm doing this. I was like, who would have thought right? But I was just curious, like, what is LA like mean to you? Yeah. That's two different questions. That's all.

How many parts was that question? How do you answer that? What does LA need to you? What do you like about LA? Do you want to do it in the early hours? 19.0 to 11.12. Where the fuck did that even go? So, put enough of our meat.

So, this idiot, this idiot that's been interviewing talks about how LA is amazing because you can meet people randomly Which doesn't happen anywhere else in the world only happens to an ally that you meet people And so she explains she explains how she met Amanda binds which is just fascinating. I mean like even how we met like I don't know if you remember it was I do but like do you want to talk about? We can't have so okay. I would love you love to hear the story. So how we met. Um, it was Halloween or near Halloween and I went to a Halloween spirit store. And I was working on a fragrance at the time. And I was with my ex fiance,

Paul Michael. And I spotted Dahlia who was working behind the cash register. And I said to Paul at the time, do you think she's a model? She's so pretty and he's like, yeah, I bet she is. And we needed a model for the perfume to be like the face of the fragrance. And so I approached Dahlia and asked her if she was a model and if she'd be interested in doing the fragrance

and she said she would, we exchanged phone numbers and have stayed in touch ever since. It was such a weird just like bumped into each other and then just like things clicked but like that's LA. Like that's what's so beautiful about LA. I love that story. And the guest us is another person that sounds like they're constantly about to start crying. Well it's funny like when you're a hot, people want to talk to you and ask you to do things.

It's so weird. It only happens in LA though. No where else. You're a hot chick and you beat people who want to talk to you. Go figure. Amanda Binds approaches you at a spirit Halloween store, a former planet fitness. That's other world. That's not LA.

First thing that she said to her is said, you get that costume from here. Yeah. I mean, get away from me. What are you? Tell me you bottomed out and don't have a personal assistant without telling me you bottomed out and don't have a personal assistant. How did you meet? We were Halloween shopping. I was Halloween. Yeah. Be better than a spirit Halloween. A man. man to at least am the order it online. Don't go out in public. What? So you guys obviously loved that story.

It was a great story, but Paul, Gage Jesus loves that story more than anyone. Since I love that story, by the way, that's so funny. Yeah, thank you. Spirit Halloween story. Thank you for your Halloween. We love that story by the way, that's so funny. Thank you. Thank you. Spirit Halloween story. Thank you, Spirit Halloween. We love it. Bringing us all together.

Exactly. So incredible. I'm glad that Paul enjoyed that story, because I did not. I didn't give a fuck about it. This show is sponsored by Spirit Halloween. Apparently. All right. Now, I know what you guys are all thinking, because we're

having this conversation. I know I know what you're thinking You know you're having this conversation, but she hasn't mentioned which tattoo shop she works at yet So we need to know which tattoo shop she works at What shop do you work at I work at the California dream in worth Hollywood? Oh great Okay It's she's a robot right? This is a real person that's talking to us. She's taking her medication clearly.

She's right there with Britney Spears. She's just one of the defective robots, the Britney Spears robot. The Steven Colbert one who's also in Guantanamo Bay. This one just seems defective. They're working out the case. I think so. Oh, great. That's awesome. All right. we got to reprogram this one. It's all she says is that's awesome over and over again.

Stop working out. All right. Gay Jesus hits her on the side. No, you guys are going to be shocked by this. But gay Jesus is into tattoos, but he wants stupid tattoos. I know it's shocking. I hope you'll be okay with the fact that like some of the tattoos I want to get are like really stupid. I love the, I can't imagine the means to the better. Oh, I can. So my, my biggest innovation right now is I really, really, really want to get an at sign on my pointer finger so I can call you at you okay I like it pretty good stuff there buddy wow it adds on your finger please what would have been great if he's like I'm Jewish my dad won't let me get attached to it.

They'll never bury me in a Jewish cemetery. They want to put a bit of cave. That's where you're gonna die at. Now, guys, you might think, okay, that tattoo's hilarious. And I hope that you do that. Well, you don't realize, you already has hilarious tattoos on him.

He's gonna demonstrate one of them here. This tattoo that I have is definitely, I don't even know if you can see this camera, there's my lip scene. Oh, like the dot, like a waiting. Yeah, I got this tattoo, it's stickin' poke. I got this tattoo because I wanted to be able to be like Dot dot dot whenever there's like a lull in the conversation

He's gonna explain them people guys I'm doing a joke right now check this out What happened to your arm He could literally do that in marker every morning. I guarantee they charged him like a thousand, oh, this is so cerebral. Something like that's like a thousand dollars in L.A. What's fun do you say that, Gito? Because there are people who don't realize that's even attached to Adam. Yes, because I've literally had people look at that tattoo and be like, is that birthmark?

And I'm like, look at it for another like 10 seconds and then decide if you want to actually ask me that questions like. Yeah, he got a tattoo to point out awkward silences. He uses it a lot. Yes, he must use it a lot. What what on earth? I have to look at that tattoo for 10 seconds in order to figure this out to get your shitty joke. Yeah, my mole.

Get out of my face. Oh my God. All right. So obviously we're the idiots because we don't get that joke and he's hilarious. And so now he's going to talk about how not only have people confused about his ellipsis tattoo, but they're also confused about his face tattoos. I also get like with my face tattoos, people ask me all the time, like are those makeup?

Like did you, Did you paint them on? Do you draw those on with like an eyeliner pencil? And I'm always like, Nope, they're just there. No, they're on there forever. say that's gonna nice I love my face time yeah could you imagine asking this asshole about his face tattoos you would never say this guy is fuck off there's no way to ask him a question about his

tattoos really question I would ask him is, are we done here? Think about it. I'll have a question. Amanda now. So they're having a real conversation back and forth. Amanda has to go back to her pre-written questions and break this whole thing up. Because she knows Amanda is just watching this whole time. She has no idea what's going on. So she's got an amazing pre-written question

Let's see Are you a night owl or a early bird? Sorry to jump right back into the question There was a awkward silence, so I thought I would jump in we love that That's the punchline. That should be the name of this podcast. Are you a early bird or a, you know, like, go back to your phone with God. Are you an early bird or a night owl. You know what this actually brings up something that we don't talk about enough drugs are bad. You shouldn't do drugs. Amanda is proving that drugs are bad and you shouldn't do drugs. It's very bad for you. So for whatever reason,

Gage Jesus decides to answer this question, which it wasn't meant for him, but he's gonna answer anyway. I am such a night person, it's like not even funny, like I will go to bed at like four, which is really funny, because like for example,

like this morning, like I went over to hang out with Amanda for a little bit before we went over to get started here. And I got there and you had your makeup done, you looked amazing. You're wearing it awesome. You went out, got a iced coffee, and I'm like, I just kind of got out of bed. I'll do my makeup right before we like it I just I don't know I never thought it says but Jesus is an asshole For the first time I'm on the Roman side You don't have to see this Jesus get nailed I'm sure you're being grinded hours or like two or three a.

He's wearing a night gown for Christ's sake. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt.

He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. He's wearing a skirt. two or three a.m. Keep wearing a night gown for Christ's sake. He's wearing a skirt.

Yes, but how is that? I know he is. He's called a house code in Canada. Call back. I know it's a puk. Great. Obviously, we've watched a lot of this podcast together and we're all thinking the same thing.

This has been so much fun. What a great show. Thank you so much, Dahlia, for being our first guest on our podcast. Thank you so much for having me. We love having you on the show. So much fun. You're an absolute delight. I hope everybody goes and follows Dahlia. She was such a lovely exquisite experience. I love it. And make sure you all follow for the next episodes too. I'm excited to see what you guys do with this. Huh, I, I am gobsmacked. I'm, I'm speechless.

And what I'm watching, she picked her up at a spirit fitness, a spirit Halloween store, over planet fitness. And she's regretting her decisions. What am I seeing? What? This is so earlier I was down there with Frank and you guys and we were talking about the show we were going to do and Fielte and I was getting some pushback. I mean we'll call it.

It's her first podcast. Yeah. What do you want from her? It's her first podcast. It's not going to get better. No, this is not going to become a good show. Every episode, it's a hit. It's a hit. We can make more money with a flop than you can with a hit as they say. And that is this. That's true. That's true. Change a thing, Amanda. I will say the Drew and Mike show played this podcast all the way through it just just listen to it before it was a YouTube video and

That's what inspired me to check this out because I was like well, this is like the worst thing I've ever heard and I've heard a lot of Mad podcast. It's kind of my job, so let's say something All right, we are doing if you guys aren aware, we are doing a song parody contest. Holiday songs is the song parody contest going on right now. And we have a song coming in from Ben Hilton who's already submitted a song or two. And this is the Devilverse Christmas song. on. Oh, be picking at his nose Chad Zumaq swearing he's not a liar And folks dressed up like potatoes

Everybody knows that too key TWA are ready for a legal fight Residents of an L.A. Oh, we'll find it hard to sleep tonight. They know their neighbor is gonna rage. He's rambling on all about shooting lady gay. And how they trashed his child that just won't fly Another lawsuit yet to come down the pipe And so two aliens and broken skulls To baseball games and living rooms Now it's been said in the dabble verse way Merry Christmas Do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you do you I'm just sitting in front of the mic and he's just...

Yeah. Take 37 and he still just sits through the instruments. All right. Very well done, Ben Helm. Thank you very much. We are crazy. How are they parody album? And we appreciate everyone who's been submitting their songs.

They've been fantastic. Well, since we're talking about the Settling Moron, let's get into it. Yeah. Yeah. Gakiyya. Yeah. Now, I brought it up recently that John was talking about how he doesn't like to get people fired. In fact, this is the clip that we played on the last episode.

Look, I like Cardiff. He wants to blame me for everything. Lady K wants to blame me for everything. Somehow it's my fault they canceled my gigs. It's my fault. They call my fucking mother It's my fault to get me fired from from school. It's my fault They try and get my moderator fired from school. I Don't engage in this I try to get one fired no No I don't engage in these great things with anybody. Am I driving anyone to buy it?

No. No. I barely have a strike people. I don't even feel like doing it. Apparently. Yeah. So John says, he never drives people fired. Well, I brought it up.

The John is trying to get people fired multiple times. And thankfully, Debra's anonymous, the subwriter came up with this clip that I have to play for you after that. Pah-ma-ya He has no idea The litigation I'm going through to get him fired over at serious. He does understand. I have One of the girls who has the tweets. I have them in my possession now Now all I'm gonna do the the tweets I have them in my possession now. Now all I'm going to do is I have a lawyer that is going to represent the girl and and she's going to sue Sirius XM. This sounds like a case for Michael Avonotti. I'm not saying what

lawyer it is. I'm not saying it's Michael Avvinati. I didn't say you said it was Michael Avinati. I'm not saying it. But soon, serious is going to be served with a multi-million dollar lawsuit for harassment, sexual harassment by JD Hamaia. I can't stand the prick either. I mean, because when I, because I, I did work with them and he always was a nasty condescending It's like a loser always you know like as if he's something special He was taping he was taping shows He has no you drop a suppression cord shut up Yeah, he has no discernible talent. I mean he's done nothing in his life and he's fucking be addicted to me. Yeah.

Are you familiar with JD? Are my or my? Oh, yes. I have a cell phone number in my phone. I'm well, well familiar with JD. Good guy. Sad. Sad sack a little bit, right?

But that's, that's so rude of them. It's so funny that John wanted to get him fired for things that he was doing. And I know that you're well aware of what JD's up to. I believe him and his wife are divorced now, right? Yeah, they are. I don't talk to JD much anymore, but I don't remember. We ran it when we used to do the podcast once a month that's serious. I don't know how we exchange phone numbers, but yes,

we like JD's a good guy. He's not doing anything untoward. He's just a little bit odd. That's all. We got to get on the way. I haven't fired for being a layman. All right. He's got no game. He's gonna get fired. That's so funny. So Again, we're proving that that John, you know, says he doesn't like to get people fired. He's tried to get people fired He's done that many times. So John just yesterday Landed in Florida like back in his Florida house. He's unpacking boxes. He's all excited He's gonna show us all of his accomplishments because there's this rumor flying around, he didn't graduate from NYU and John can't wait

to prove that he did graduate from NYU. But first he has to show off and it's crazy to me that all of these things are framed. First he has to show this off. Oh no. Look at that. Are you nuts? That'd be pretty smart to pay for this. We have a state sales person license. Look at that. Are you nuts? That would be pretty smart to pace it. We have a state sales person license.

They were an ex-girlfriend. He goes, he's been pretty smart. He's a real sales person. Yeah. Do you look as easy and easy and every minute to fall back to your teacher? Yeah. Real estate is what you do when you give up on your dreams.

Yes. It's full back on that. I think you look. I love that you said it. The only thing you should have been a substitute teacher is a real estate. And I can't get past you can't see it now with the time step. He's going to go wrong. Go get a G period O period A period T. The greatest of all time. He's calling himself a goat.

And if you just put the goat without a period at the end, you would have thought, okay, well, he didn't put any of the dots. He literally put the goat. Period. Like that's a stupid. He's stupid. He's very dope. He's very dope.

So you imagine the people that have to buy houses from fucking John Melendez. I know who he is. I swear, it's got two and a half bags. It's got a hundred thousand square feet. You can't get a whole look at it. A hundred thousand square feet. A basement. Well, you could wash yourself in the sink.

So technically, there's three and a half bags in this house. I don't know how many cores in that fridge. I'll tell you. You got to be pretty smart to do what I'm doing so you guys you guys think it's ridiculous The John would show that he's a real estate salesperson on the show. He can't do something dubber than that And then I find You're a certificate of obedience that I put through all my other Please one is whatever you call

said I put through all my other dreams. One is whatever you call him. He's joking. Right. He's got the dog on me. He is strained. It's strained. Hey, dog. He packed it and said it's a Florida.

He literally is proud of this dog obedience training certificate. What a loser. Doesn't that go to the dog? Yeah. What is it? Yeah, it's not even in. That's still a regular.

Yeah. This is when I graduated from Uber School There were 20 questions I got most of them correct You think I'm smart. I don't well you do Look how smart my dog is I don't think I think your dog is smart did he run away? dog is I don't think I think your dog is smart did he run away all right all right so you guys are laughing because John's proud of the fact that there was an obedience school for a dog we will be laughing at this John's very proud of this accomplishment oh then I find my national community college degree. John E. Melendez, the degree of associate in arts. Look at Pradios. Oh my God. He's smug about having a two-year degree from a community

college. For arts. For general arts. What an idiot. All right, so all of this is building up to the big reveal. You know, Shule has been saying, and I was saying John did not get a degree from NYU. So then John pulls out what is an amazing Photoshop. I have to give him credit for this. It does look like maybe NYU produced this. I know if they didn't cause John didn't graduate, but he's claiming this is proof that he did graduate.

What am I saying? And bubble wrap. If it says obedience training on it, I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it. I'm gonna lose it.

You're mad at him, huh? What? Minutes. Ah. I'm gonna lose it Hey look at that It's all person's a whom the writing of this it's got the official NYU stamp I found it on Amazon let me read it for you shall I yeah what does that cost on eBay honestly so he reads the entire thing to us for some reason he's so this is what's so crazy about this whole thing and I still think that's fake and John's lying he never got a degree degree. But it was brought up the job and then he got a degree and it pissed him off for two weeks straight and he was screaming about it and crying about it. He couldn't wait to prove that he got his degree.

Something that anyone else just like, what happened? I don't care. I think I graduated there. Don't. I don't. It doesn't make a difference. But he was pissed off about it. It was because he was waiting for the degree he ordered. Yeah, right. You're just trying to get it. But then he says, wait, this is too obvious. I'm going to have to get some other degrees and certificates to show them so they know that it's legit.

He had the dog's degree on hand. That was there. That was fun. He was the guy that took it. He had to find it. Yes. They're not bringing the degree. I'm not going to be a little bit more like a little bit more I'm not going to be a little bit more like a little bit more

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He thought he had to order 98.6 degrees That's the normal about right But listen to this guys listen closely. You're gonna hear the empties on his floor. This is like two in the afternoon On a Friday. Listen to the empties on his four as he is like two in the afternoon on a Friday. What's in the empty zone as far as he gets up off the couch? Oh, I need to hear. All right. I did not. That's on the show.

Oh, no. All right. So let's get back to John victory lapping over proving he has a degree. What happened? What happened? You dumb fuck? You know? You all are a bunch of losers who believe in the shit where and right now you said oh Be fucking apologize into me. You should be super chat me big time It took a hard laugh You come up with And you know, it's more embarrassing to believe the shit where what's that? You know, it's more embarrassing than the fact that he's one we talked about this yesterday briefly.

The last thing you should be doing if you're doing this level of a podcast is bragging that you went to college and have a degree. Right. Go back to real estate. Secondly, yeah. So what do people drop out when they saw this? Oh, this is nothing. I'm not holding up my 1990 degree with a business from the University of Delaware.

I'm not. I'm not. I don't need that school fucking ass Prove it. Prove it. You know, see some distanced orders from the blue hands But like, and you should all be can I make money super chat? I mean no one should super chat. You're broke fucking empty Can kicking ass Being wrong. Yeah Which they're not. Lemon asshole. Give me money. Yeah, you picked up on that immediately. He goes, you should be apologizing and super chatting.

Yeah. I know. He was laughing laughing and jovial and reveling and then he was like, but give me money now. You were wrong and you only $49 because you denied me. We were talking about this with one of the super chatters like, you know, this week and a content house, it's dead full because I watch your clips all the time, sipping for the for the good guys. And he was bitching about money while he left up. He always leaves up the shitty super judge. It was a dead full 99 cents

super sticker. And he's bitching. He deserves more money. And you're like, maybe you take down the 99 cents super sticker while you're fucking asking for better fucking super chats. Maybe the power of suggestion, Joe. I have to say my face is hurting from laughing right now. John has never been better. He is killing it right now. I can watch John show. It used to be a chore to watch John show, pull clips, try to analyze it.

I can watch, you can drop the needle anywhere. And it's fascinating with this guy. Does that get you out of bed in the morning, Karin? It's a relationship. Is it money? No, but Sudd It's a relationship. Is it money? No, but Suddory John big nittyy. Is it a retard? Yeah.

Be fucking apologize to me. You should all be superchatting me big time. You should be superchatting me big time. Big time. Big time. Oh, wait a minute back. It's a happy home with this guy. 99 cents super chat that says big time super chat on.

Remember that what he's doing right now for volunteer work is he's working for a Salvation Army, ringing the ball outside of the mall. Do you think he's like yelling? He's like, you should be don't in this. Big time. I wouldn't get cash near this guy. of the mob, you think he's like yelling people like, you should be don't in this other story big time. I wouldn't get cash near this guy. For all the hot shit you come up with and for all you assholes who believe to sit where

you're as lame as he is. Okay. I'm even more speechless than when we were watching Amanda Bind. I don't know how it's possible. Well, the funny part is that he was yelling at John's ear mites. What's the first person? It's not even a super chatty. He pulled it up on the screen.

Take that, John's ear mites! Fuckin' idiots. I'm the screen take that john's ear bites All right, so then Ray DeVito joins the show so he He had been to the lawyer and then Ray DeVito comes on and John has to interrupt Ray DeVito to explain how good he is at podcasting I'm gonna say what then he is and podcasting. All right, I just want to say one thing. Vince, you see how the goat stuttering John gets the moment that can be clipped now and put all over the sides.

You see am I teaching a little bit about how to get the correct and get the thing you need? Right, how fortunate are we to have such exposure? I said that Bob being such a superior comedian. Uh-uh, uh-uh, maybe. Yes, so Vince could write into how Bob Levy is a good comedian and this pisses John off. He does not like hearing that Bob Levy is a good comedian.

So now, Johnson's are talking about Bob Levy's stand up. Gina, Drew, yeah, do you guys seen Bob Levy recently? Do you stand up? Not a person. I love every time I get to see him. I love the guy. And it's a legend. He's a legend.

He's been doing it forever. Like I came up with Bob. Well, I didn't come up with Bob, but Bob, you know, blame him. He helped me get my start. He's fucking, he's timeless. He does the same fucking kills with crowd work. Yeah. So we saw Bob at Dabblecon. We did a comedy showcase the first night. And Bob had landed. He went last. He was fantastic. He brings it. He's, he's great. But John claims

that he, I know I just did the John, John. John. John. John claims that he's a funnier comedian and explains why. Look, you know, hey, Ray, you got to give him credit. He killed him. I write new jokes. I write new jokes every fucking day. Him and show him. I mean, I write new jokes. I have an hour and a half. I'm saving you. The only one you got

to be a great year. I got an hour and a half. I'm saving you, Jill. The only one you got is you're going to be a great year. I got an hour and a half. I got an hour and a half. I got an hour and a half. I need you to frame. I know. It's the typical joke that I can't. You just call it 20 because it's in the frame.

They wouldn't have framed it otherwise. Knock, knock, who's that degree? Yeah. That would be actually worse than the real estate degree holding up a degree from a comedy class. I graduated at the top of Rick Crumb's comedy class. I'm trying to remember when George Carlin or Bill Burr talked about how they write jokes every day. Is that something comedians say they're right? No one does that. No people just say that I'm working hard. I'm grinding. every day. Is that something comedians say they're right? No one does that.

No people just say that I'm working hard. I'm grinding. No one we talked about. No one that's writing jokes says I'm writing jokes. Wilbur puts out a new fucking special every two years as brilliant. And you know

what he does. I'm doing the other fucking 365 times two minus one. What is that? 700 and fucking whatever. He doesn't fucking say I'm writing new jokes. No, he just gets on stage and tries new whatever. He doesn't fucking say I'm writing new jokes. He just gets on stage and tries new shit. Anyone that tells you I'm writing new, whatever they tell you they're doing defensively,

they're not doing. John, if you're just be funny, all right, let's hear John again. I write new jokes every fucking day. I mean, have I write new jokes? I have an hour and a half. I'm a stadium chill. The only one you guys here is the shit they fucking put out there. I got an hour and a half.

Like, where not go and write new jokes? If you're a real comic, you write new jokes all the time. Look at Jim Norton, five fucking stand-ups. This is not about Jim Norton. Don't forget Jim Norton. Yeah. Jim Norton's name is out of your spinnel. Hey, John, I know Jim Norton.

I'm friends with Jim Norton. You are no Jim Norton. The fact that John says he writes new jokes and hour and a half of material. The last that he did was at that barbecue restaurant in Iowa. And we heard that material is the same shit he's been doing for 25 years. It's all dated material. So he's lying like he likes to do. He's always lying. He is a new joke every day. Yeah.

Right. By the way, by the way, speaking of new material, I believe, oh, yes, Ray DeVito, when he sucked a giant dick for six minutes, and fucking Pstown is like, I just, I didn't want to do all my new material. He is such a failure. And I'm enjoy watching this guy drive back and forth from his fucking Cleveland fucking apartment where he moved in with an 80 year old woman to fucking think he say he's, I love watching this. Nobody fucking fail.

Look at him. Look at him. Look at him. I love watching this guy who fucking takes anxiety meds and fucking drinks booze with the gout and can't maintain direction, make excuses for being a limp dick, no punchline fucking failure. There is a pain behind those eyes. Yeah. I can't, I don't want to, you know, go against the grain here, but I feel bad being beat about it because he's always been nice to me. Yeah, no, it's a good guy. I like right. I'm like, I'm out with him.

Well, let me say one more thing. You know, he says, like, you feel bad. Let me point something out that I'm proud of. No one, including this, this chat feels bad about shitting on me or Carl or you or Tionner. Because we're our own people. When you're a, go back, go back show his bag at face. But when you're a fucking failed, nobody sad, sad, like this, they all go like this. And this is what you just thought.

This poor motherfucker is 50, lives in Cleveland, he can't maintain direction. He's an alcoholic, he has gal, and he's not funny. So you don't want to shit on him. I do. I do get out of the way. You little sad, bagged. You're not funny. Go away. See? I did my net. And people are going to yell at me for yelling at Ray because I'm my own fucking and raise not going to understand this word man But look at that chin. Oh

It's it's good. He better start catching coming that chin To stay T.O.P. I.C.A. out relevant Sorry now shit on me because I'm a man. All right So one more clip I have on here Vinnie is gonnaigret school john on the fact that uh... bob liby's actually a good comic and nice john is just not half he gets that don't that don't pay the bills crowd work i'm sorry why don't they bother just crowd work and it is it has to be

fundamental to crowd work is you have to give it a bit of it can talk over each other but you believe you're better you believe you believe you're a better stand up than Bob Levy. Yes. All right. Disagree. What do you think, right? No, I haven't. All right.

What do you think? If we're going just, we're doing a show in front of a packed house, I'm going to leave the over pretty much like 75% of all comedians. He's a crown-work celebrity. He has been passed in a club ever. Oh, John, he didn't like that answer. His John had passed in a club anywhere. What's he talking about? Passes when they let you do it, right? He keeps getting a response that they're like, we'll pass.

We'll pass. That's passes on me. On pass the deck club. Yeah, and by the way, if ever, like that's right up there with a, right new jokes and stuff, I'm passed the comedy clubs. That means nothing anymore in the world of fucking social media and YouTube and fucking people doing such like I can walk into any club. Okay, Chad, we get it.

It doesn't matter. You're either working on new stuff or you're fucking getting on stage so you can tour and make money. This might be an unpopular opinion, but Matt Rife is certainly making a living off of a crowd. I was just thinking about that. Matt Rife is probably not a living. I was just thinking about that. Matt Wright was probably not past anywhere. Exactly.

He's doing a lot of crowd work and seems to be doing very well. And it's also a legendary story. A guy can never think it was saying, oh, yeah, Bill fucking burrs. He's not past at the former LOL comedy club. Did you ever hear that story? It's the shit club that I used to do all the time before it shut down. And he went up one time and he wanted to do. he was, he was, you know, just sort of to warm up for where is it again?

Oh, yeah, Madison Square Garden. And it was such a shit club. She goes, he's like, yeah, I just want to jump on sage and that she's like, yeah, do you know anyone? She has a video. He's too nice to go like, are you out of your fucking mind? It's like, yeah, what are the clubs he do? He goes, Madison Square Garden.

And he just left. But, you know, he's not past that club. I don't know how he's scraping by. I know you walked right by him. Yeah. I texted him. I don't even think it's his number anymore. I'm like, you shouldn't drop my name, Bill.

Speaking of guys, you have not passed at a club. You know, it's no different than you know police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. You guys know Tom Myers. I'm familiar with Tom Myers. No. Tom Myers is the world's worst comic and he was part of a

Second worst comic I apologize. Thank you. Thank you. Forgot you were here for a minute Because if that was true what am I gonna do with my world was comics? Why is it framed if I'm not the world to work. Why is it framed if I'm not the world to work? God damn it. Bubble wrap. Bubble wrap. Bubble wrap. Bubble wrap. He's bubble wrap. Oh my God.

So Tom Myers, 10 years ago, did a Tom Myers roast, where his buddies in Baltimore got up and roasted him, and then he got up and he gave his final roast appearance. I'm not gonna do the whole thing today. We'll save it for another time but I'd be a fun thing to start. It's gonna be good and brilliant. It's gonna be here tonight and it's gonna be roasted by the who's who the Baltimore and DC comedy scenes. I appreciate my term and training up on stage. Really do. By the way, I gotta do this. Can you go back 10 seconds?

I want you to notice something. Look to the right. Look to the right. It's daytime. Look to the right of the screen. Watch. It's gonna be good and brilliant. It's gonna be here tonight.

It is. It's gonna be roasted by the who's who of the Baltimore and DC comedy scenes that they're gonna pay for tonight. Is that outside? Okay. It's the kitchen. Who's who the Baltimore and DC comedy scenes? Is that outside? Okay, it's the kitchen. I literally thought I apologize. I thought he was doing this at five in the afternoon I know all of judge what's what's funny about this is that Previous to time getting up there that all those chairs you see to the right of them were filled with the day us. They all left right of them were filled with the dais. They all left. And typically in a roast, people sit on stage for the tear roast. When talking to them, they all walked away. Like, I, my job here is

done. I'm out of here. So, but that is very Michael Scott. If you have to love this, it's very, do my own roast. Everybody will have a lot of reverence for me. It won't be people won't be going in and out of the kitchen. They'll stay. That's a great call. That's a great call. Yes, it's a lot of that. My just got energy going on. It really is. I appreciate my turpent brand name on stage. I really do. Anybody else to be difficult to follow? But I also appreciate your brand name during my last CD recording. That helped me out a lot, man. really appreciate it After watching you perform that night the audience was ready to laugh at any shit that I said

I am goose flesh. I'm so uncomfortable I miss Ray DeVito I miss Ray DeVito to see. I miss Gay Jesus. No, Gay Jesus can you come back? Lee. I need your elbows for this uncomfortable silence. So super small. Oh, there he is.

By the way, Anthony sent me a text I missed it about that saying I'm seeing a little too much of the body of Christ right now. Oh, it was so, and I missed it. That's great. My thing's talking about this. He hosts a podcast where he talks about wrestling. It's called Come Me Bloody. That's because once you listen to it, you want to slice your fucking wrists.

I'm the only shit. Get over this again. It's always good when the funniest people are in the audience. That's always a good sign for Rose. I remember the Kevin Brennan roast and this guy named Chad Zuma. I don't know if you guys have heard of him. He's not very well known. He got up and tried to roast and the funniest people are everyone who were in front of a microphone at that time.

Kevin got up there and helped him read his jokes. He was shaking with his papers in hand. So nervous. He was the worst. He went up with the with music and a kneel t-shirt and he literally his his whole sheet just said hi jinks in the suit. That was his row set. I'm still traumatized by it.

It just said you got this. He's like, I'm going to get him Z-man. You got it. You're the radio watcher. You got this. There's a plaque coming in the mail. I keep going for Justin Hancock, but I like Justin Hancock.

I love Justin because when I hang out with him, I actually will tan. If he's lights burning brighter just so we get skin cancer. Justin, I love you. You look like Chuckie's fucking Siberian mail or broad. As was reference for the show tonight, Justin, I love you, but you look like Chuckie's fucking Siberian male or broad. As was reference during the show tonight, Justin is actually dating Kim Ambrose. I have a lot of respect for Kim. It must be difficult for Kim to fake orgasms during sex with Justin and laughter during Justin's sex.

Kim Ambrose has also mentioned recently that he got a job with Harry women forgiving birth. Five minutes with Kim, the women are ready to make an appointment for an assisted suicide. I don't think there's baseball on. If I'm there, it's just like, oh, the blue disarray and I ain't cool. Everyone in the audience wants assisted suicide. And by the way, if that's this year, the Oreos were the best team in baseball. So everyone's watching that fucking game. It's no comparison Yoko is not as annoying to listen to Wow watch out I got a real killer here

That's the kids are going to want this one Yeah Joe Greenway give it up for Joe everybody come on Joe is considered to become best looking man on this day is tonight He really is but that means nothing that's like today someone is the sexiest looking patient in a hospital burn unit. Oh. Boom. Oh yeah. Boom. Robusted. Maybe hasn't dropped the mic yet. Boom. Roasted.

Roasted. Alright. Alright. That's a little tease. It gets worse. We'll check it on this for sure. I know I have a new I know I have three new obsessions. Whoever that gentleman was, starting John and Amanda Bines. And I never thought I'd say that sentence. My God. This is a problem with W a T P is that you can have such horrible things. I'm glad Amanda's alive. I'll say that. And to me, cute, still cute. Not as cute as she was, you know, as you're growing up. It's true.

But I could imagine meeting her at a club where it's really dark and her. I heard a spirit Halloween store. Are you from LA or not from LA? I'm from LA. What is your favorite thing about LA? Also a little bit about me. Here's some ellipses on my elbow. This is gay Jesus.

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category of podcasts again. It'll be a good bonkers competition To figure out who can find the worst by guest in the mental house category of podcasting. That'll be a lot of fun. So we're looking for a lot of gauge. Jesus was pretty bad for my mental health. Yes. It wasn't great. The worst of that show were mentally ill. It wasn't great. It wasn't great. No.

Kindie is backstage. I see that her camera is off and Kindi with the camera off is Unnecessary in every way. There she is. Hey, Kindi. Hi. How's it going? Well, all right. Congratulations on finding somebody more irritating than yourself. Thank you The first compliment I've regained from Kendi. I know. I'm gonna go easy on you today. Thank you. It's the first compliment I've ever got from Kendi. I know. I'm going to go easy on you today. Thank you. I appreciate that. So, Kendi is our review girl.

She comes on to tell me how amazing I am of podcasting, as well as read some positive reviews that we've gotten recently on iTunes or other people review podcasts. Kendi, you're in a good mood today. What's going on? You having a good day? Sure. All right. What do you have any new reviews for us?

Yeah, I've got two. Great. All right. This is by Anglo-Saxophone. It's called problematic. Two privileged white guys endorsing Anthony Cumi as rhetoric nonstop every episode. You don't try to correct

themselves or learn about history, they're just misguidedly repeating all the trash while regurgitating it for impressionable minds. The only worst thing I can imagine is maybe if an alcoholic substitute teacher cried about how amazing they are for an hour now. That would be really awful. The fuck up, Ash White. Shut my cock. I'm gonna guess that's a five-star review, Kennedy. It is. Thank you, Bert. Who was that from? Engle Saxophone.

Engle Saxophone. Thank you, Engle Saxophone. I appreciate that. I've got one more. All right, please. Please. Uh-oh. I think this is the one-star get-tell-already,

Kennedy's ambient on it. By dismissed zebra, it's titled Yuck. Just two bullies with a microphone mean spirited and not funny. Uh-oh, go on. Yeah, what else is there? Is that cute? All right, I'm gonna guess that's a three,

a one-ser-review. It is. God dammit. You know, when they get the one-ser-reviews, it offsets the five-ser reviews. So we're at three right now. It's not damn it. You know when they get the ones are reviews it offsets the five Survews I'm right three right now. It's not helping people Please go on there and give us a five-star review and then shit all over us in the comments actually kitty. How have you been? All right, yeah, yeah, I see you have a Christmas tree up

Yeah excited about the holidays No Yeah. You excited about the holidays? No. That a la cucarata on your shirt. I like this. That's great. Very hardcore. Yeah. So what brings you joy in life? Pain of others. I like how close the moves is to the Christmas tree that I like what's analyzed uh, kindi set up here. Oh is that blan's? This isn't where I live.

I was just gonna say, are you all out of an airbnb? I'm doing the mic more thing now. I'm broadcasting from my partner's apartment. But I'm not gonna brag about having sex all the time because I actually do and yeah. You don't need to. Fair enough, make sense, don't. Of course, act like you've been there. Finally, like Morse is getting ripped apart on my show. It's about time. That was just me. All right, I have not listened any voicemails because I'm at the content house here in Pennsylvania. So I have nothing else to give to the people. Oh, we do have news. Let's listen to news. Net news time, everybody. Internet news

with Lucy type box. From Facebook, David Michael writes, that last emergency broadcast was Aduzzy. John really can't help himself. If Cardiff produces a rake, John will step on it. Shane Earl, what's funny is that John completely avoided Melton because Cardiff said he was too much for John. Then Cardiff orchestrated a masterful troll on John. I still hate Cardiff but only because of the singing. Shemat AI with the scathing. KB was right about Carl, cackling hypocrite,

shaking my head. But Charles Frazier reports, I've met Carl a couple of times, always got a big smile and a hello. KB is perpetually angry. He could be enjoying this time of his life, but instead he has become consumed by darkness. From Patreon, LC Brock gripes. Looks like someone is going to have to He could be enjoying this time of his life, but instead he has become consumed by darkness. From Patreon, LC Brock gripes, looks like someone is going to have to forcibly remind Carl to get back into the fields and start picking content again. What? Silence, do good opines.

Doug was an awesome guest, really enjoyed him on, and we'll have to look up this show. Helen hunts forehead retorts, shut up Doug, T gets it. Banana Bag Offer. Thank you, Carl and Gang. Excited to try this product, probably never would have ordered. Hoping to get as drunk as John now. Thank you, W-A-T-P-Free. Regarding the emergency broadcast, clowns bit confesses.

I'm gonna stop work to watch this. And I'm a fire inspector. Troll hunter gushes. Holy shit this episode. Carl, I wish I could shake your hand. This expose on the pettiness and ease of lying that SJ employs is the most case closed storyline that will ever exist. A crushing defeat of that drunken idiot, David Fresner inquires,

Carl, why did you make Jenny Jingles wear a bonnet? From Reddit, don't know who my dad is, posts the cryptic. I think producer Chris had the best pod pick this week. Five Reddit, don't know who my dad is, posts the cryptic. I think producer Chris had the best pod pick this week. Five stars. Getty leaves thumb. You just know that the John Sarasani story will end with local footage of him being put into a sheriff's van. In handcuffs. Dr. Ted penis astronaut. I was going to vote the fourth option, producer Chris. But then Lucy went and squished her tits together pretending to be cold, so Chris lost that one. Tayfit, begs for mercy.

Please dear God, no more Gary skits. They're more incoherent than a Tom Myers punchline. And from YouTube, Rusty Mertz points out, John needs a thinking beer whenever he gets called out on something. The Ash Carbonaultz, the man is insane and irrational beyond belief. It's almost impressive. And Barnes & Noobs plays us out with, SJ is the man behind the curtain, without the curtain. Thank you all for supporting us and for going on our sub-reddit and discord and Facebook group, participating in the show.

No thanks to you, Kendi. I don't think you do any of those things. You're just too busy getting laid all the time. I know. You're muted, Kendi. I'm so glad nobody heard what I was saying. I can read lips. I can see a hard r out of that word. I know exactly what you were saying. You can see a hard R out of that word. I know exactly what you were saying. All right, well guys, this has been a lot of fun. I wanna thank my guests, Gino Bisconti in Hot Water,

is where you find my compound media. compound media, shout out, Antony. Antony. You don't know Anthony Cumius, he's the guy Ray DeVito doxed and gave out his fucking phone number from Kevin Brennan for a hundred bucks because he's a sad little faggot.

All right. All right. Well, good job. You know, you weren't that one, and I want to throw the producer from compound media for coming on the show today. Thank you. Thank you for having me. I don't usually have a guest on these things, so it's always fun to try it out and I had a

really good time. And if you want to check me out or follow me or encourage me to do something more like this, Drew McNair, D-R-E-W-M-A-G, N-E-R, on Instagram, and I may be starting a YouTube page. And Carl, I would love for you to tear apart whatever the fuck I have on there. Because I have no idea what I'm doing. I just need to... Yeah, I can't even be. Like, I was saying this a little bit last night,

but just because of compound, there's so much stuff like if you search my name, like there's stuff on there that's very untoward. Very untoward. I just need to have to dilute the stuff. So when my grandma goes and looks for me on the internet, you know, I'm not... Put out some toward content. Yeah, so. So anyway, thank you so much. And do thank you for coming

on. We've had Garrett on the show previously. I was really excited to have you on the show. Thank you for coming on. And of course, Keanu Thompson, showing up today. Keanu, thank you for coming on. No problem. Keanu. See Thompson you to Kiana gases Tuesday Wednesdays and starting next week Thursdays So follow me Wherever you listen YouTube you know And if you don't feel bad for Kiana, she is actually engaged to that guy next to her. He's my patrol Listen to my show because you feel sorry for me. Thank you. What did you say good? pre-nut. Yeah That's Candy? pre-knop. Yeah.

That's a girl. No, it's right there. Yeah. All right. And of course producer Chris and candy. Whatever. I Rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrr rrrr Okay. Bye. A plane is hit. I rewatch I correlate. Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Bye! Good boy Who gives a chef why may be still doing this I'm out of here Why okay Okay, okay, folks, you guess what? See you at the end of the episode! Oww!

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