Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep478 - I Shouldn't Have Said That Podcast

Episode Date: December 31, 2023

Remember 90s R&B singing sensation Brandy? Kinda, right? Well her daughter, Sy’rai, is ready to start her career as a famous person. While that’s not really technically a “career” I don’t think that’s going to stop her. She’s got a music video no one cares about, a podcast that’s unwatchable, and a mini boner army on her IG. Brandon McAfee from the Drew and Mike Show joins us to break down Sy’rai’s speed dating video, err, I mean podcast. Then we check in on Harrison Young’s most recent guest from NYC in Oregon, the Morning Toast girls talk about butt stuff, Stuttering John gets his stutter back, and another round of To Poke A Dabbler. https://www.drewandmikepodcast.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And we'll be checking out, we'll do a table read. I guess is what we're saying. I want in on this. You're in. All right. Stuttering John's children's adult children's speeches at Susanna and Aaron's wedding. We'll be reading those speeches. We'll transcribe them, we'll read them.

We'll be analyzing just how shitty of a father John must be for the kids to write speeches like they did. I think that's gonna be a lot of fun. I'm really looking forward to it. Me too. I can't wait actually. The thing that I'm really looking forward to, I know John's on live right now,

trashing me and talking shit. He's definitely gonna threaten to sue me over this. I can't wait to hear what he thinks he can sue me. I'm. Anyway, enough about that. Maybe Vince will invent a term and he'll just start using that problem. That would be great. Yeah. It's kid aside. We encourage our listeners to give us a five star review and Apple podcasts and then chill over in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called I shouldn't have said that podcast. This was a suggestion from Brandon.

We have both listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Sarah Smith, who happens to be the daughter, the NEPO baby of Brandy and Big Burt. And Brandy was the R&B singer from the 90s, early 2000s. Hey, she was also Moesha on UPNs,

and don't forget about that. She had a huge singing career with that boy is mine with Monica. And then as you said, the father is Big Bird, who he himself is a very wealthy record executive. So he does fine, he's a producer. And so yes,

Sarai Smith is a Neppo baby, and we have this podcast. What I did was I went to first I wanted to do the fart fetish podcast. Right. You'd already done that. You'd sent me that and I said, brand that. How do you not know that we've already covered the fart finish by it's all anyone's ever talking about. Please, it's our break down of the fart finish podcast.

But I'm alright. I was a little disappointed. But that's on me. So I just went to Google and I typed in new podcasts. And I wanted to go to the news section to see what everybody's talking about They were talking about Amanda Bines who I prayed would drop another episode. She didn't she quit again Did you see the latest news? Yes, yes, she wants to focus on becoming a manicurist. She fucking she quit and then she's like, I'm sorry

I didn't mean to quit. We got a new episode. I got a guest We got this is gonna drop Friday and then never drop and then she quit again I have a feeling she'll be back and we'll be we'll be rating gay Jesus on another day I hope so because honestly brand-on I have a penciled in for 2024 That's how I'm gonna make half of my money is a man-to-buyance podcast I really need her to get out of that Thank you. I know this is a bunch of question marks after that I know this is a bunch of question marks after that. Yeah, what else are you gonna need to make money?

Oh. The other suggestion that the mass media, that the news column of Google told me about was this podcast that I shouldn't have said that podcast with Sir Ice Smith. So that's why I chose it because this is what the mass media wants everybody to listen to. Okay. So I should also mention that her uncle is Ray Jay. That's true.

Yes. I've seen him have sex before. Ray Jay is the one who made Kim Kardashian famous with his penis. That's true. It's a very popular video on the worldwide web of to I've been told. Correct. So I want to start off because of course Brandy's daughter, she's 21 right now. Of course, she's gonna be a singer as well. I was checking out her latest music video and This couldn't be more predictable as far as the song lyrics the style of music. I know we're gonna get struck for this I just want to play a minute or two. Give you guys an idea Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, what is that go on? Oh, there's there's more of this like no D bullshit stuff on. All right, so it's very breathy and whatever. It's called on my own and she's driving around in a Jeep convertible and this is the chorus right here

Very predictable chorus for you know a Napo babies try to make it on her own obviously Forget about who are my men or father She's doing this because she's talented She's still coming into her own what do you think you're gonna rhyme that with? If you said oh, you were correct I've never heard like a lot of times I don't know what's the art be but like hip-hop songs for when I was growing up They'd be breakadocious. They talk about what's money they have and before they made it big and all this shit and she's like listen up so working it out. You're some kinks.

You're my best. I hate she didn't see that coming out. Yeah that's kind of fun. All right. Good for her. Refreshing. Yeah a little refreshing. She's cute right? Sure. Yeah she's kind of fun. All right. Good for her. So refreshing. Yeah, little refreshing.

She's cute, right? Sure. Yeah, she's 21 years old. She's got 384,000 Instagram followers. So she does have a following on Instagram, only 1700 Twitter followers. Oh, I don't know what that means. That's kind of a weird stat there, but she has 30,000 YouTube subscribers, which is what I think this whole podcast is supposed to be about YouTube,

because I listened to audio only, and it was extremely hard to follow, because it was broken into three parts. If you wanna play my cut number one, this is just the entire opening you get of this series of podcasts. Hey guys, what's up, it's Sarah, and welcome to my new podcast,

I just didn't have said that. This is the podcast where you guys were not expecting you talking about dating, working now body positive, anything. But this episode today is about dating and relationships. Yeah, and from there, it jumps right into a bachelor-esque type of game show where she brings in six dudes, all actors and models, and they sit down for around speed dating, which is really weird for the audio listener, because it's models, and they sit down for around speed dating, which is really weird for the audio listener, because it's like, I can't see these swinging decks. I don't know

which one I want to root for. So I don't know, it was bizarre to me. Can I just point out, because she said body positivity was one of the things she'll be talking about on here, that actually, Dr. Steve sent me a link to the quarterings new video, and pointing out that all of these like obese body positivity people have had like podcasts and tic-tocs and one of them even at a radio show, they're all dead. It was like a half a toss enough of them and they're all just like, you know, you can still be healthy and you can be big and it's cool and then it's like died of 37. I mean, you just show all the different things.

It's more dangerous than like ice fishing in the last couple. Yes, correct. All right, so do you want to, I'm going to let you play your clips here because I actually took a different angle on this one. Oh, great. No, then let's get right into the bachelor because a bachelor number one, I call them swinging dick number one. He comes in and he's got the hard hitting questions right out of the gate.

Why did your last relationship end? Um, I just think sometimes men get a little bit intimidated by what I do or, you know, like, they're not really doing much. They get sucked into my world and it might become just a little bit difficult for a man to be a man. And I feel like it shouldn't be that way. You should just be with me because you love me not necessarily because you want something from me

or everybody's still awake. So she dates losers that parents aren't rich. And so that's the, that's the, that's the gist of these speed dating questions that she has. My favorite, though, was swinging dick number two. There's a whole saga with this guy. I want to point out before you, we go any further. Her titties be popping. Yeah. No, she's sitting at the table and her cans are on full display. Every one of these dudes to see. It's fantastic. Now I will say that her mom,

I went back and watched some brandy videos and her mom was a very attractive woman. Still is actually, very attractive woman. Also very slender, had a really nice body, my body type that I'm into. This one not so much. She's a little thicker than is typically where I go, but hey she's working. She's accentuating the right ass outs here though. She's doing the right

thing. I got to give her credit for that. I'm sorry. What are they drinking? Does that color occur in nature? It's banana bag. Banana bag.org slash W-A-T-B. Holy shit, that looks toxic. Okay, please continue. All right, let's find out the real questions you need to know when you're dating somebody. That's my cut three. Do I have another question? How many Instagram followers do you have?

What do you have kids? No kids. No kids. Those are the two most important questions right there. The green. No, I got no kids. I got no kids. That's your no love is, co-re?

You're the one who has followers. Are you eating that matter? No, I just, I just like asking that because if'm people see my following they get all like We're saying we're gonna pop out I'm sorry I sat the list today Any second now I'm sorry. You were saying about following. Like I said, 384,000 Instagram followers. So men get very intimidated when they data

and see that number. Who? It's a boner army going right there. Be careful. So we hear a whole bunch of great buzzwords during this vulnerability, letting the walls down, opening us up. Swinging Dick number two comes in.

This is my cut for. This guy's so bored. He checks out right away. What's your favorite physical attribute in the bed? I don't know. I just I think that that part. What's your favorite physical attribute in the bed? Was that the question? Has he read an afforture cookie? The fuck does that even mean? It's reading these silly questions and it's about to get hot right now. She's a boy. Well, it's like, do you like dick or balls? Like, what's the answer to what your favorite edge? It's the brain.

So sexy. I'm just an epilotalk. I don't know. I just, I think that that part of that is something very intimate. It's not necessarily like something where I'm like, like me as a woman, I think most women know that it's very, we crave the intimacy of what we do, but I don't know, maybe I'm a serotech,

but men kind of crave anything else. I found a question, what stuff, off the table? Yeah, because that's not what it's about. Right. Um, for me, for me, it's, you know, it goes like this. It's a direct finale. Yeah. If you watch it slow motion, you can see exactly when he checked down. Yeah.

All right. Okay. No, no, no. She's totally lost. She's totally lost swing in dick number two. He is gone. So in fact she she stamps it by Establishing herself as a stage 4 cleaner. That's my cut. That's my leveling. We just like I love to be loved As in like I love to be told that I love I'm very I'm gonna say this many times. I'm so possessive. I don't know what it is I cling on to people really easy, but if you do one thing I'll let go and You that make you scared to look No, not necessarily The relationships that I've been in I

I valued my partners but at the same time when we were about titty fucker. You scared of that Very distracted I don't know. I'm very distracted. I don't know if you guys have noticed that. My f- I'll get- I'll pay you that tonight. I found this. I- that is. Oh, that was the only thing. He's having fun.

Just as long as we're ready to pay attention. That was the end of it. Like I said, this guy is checked out. He is so done. In fact, she tells him that she hates win sex as expected from her male. He's not interested at all, but he has to say something. So he just starts rambling until he's saved by the bat.

I'm not even gonna lie. I used to be a forceful person. Not forceful, but as in like, I kind of expected it. Just not in the wild. I expect sex. He's the kind of guy who pushes a chick down on the top of her head. I get it.

I already say him. He wants to get me me? That's right. Maybe because my vibe, maybe because of what I saw growing up or whatever case we have been. But I've came to realize that the more you force the more it's not going to happen, you know what I mean? You have to attract it, you have to show. Even if you are showing you other things. even if you are showing you other things. Yeah. Yeah.

Hold this. He's hanging. So we just pulled the fire out. We got to get out of this thing. Look, the buzzer hit and he was so happy even to get that guy like, hey, thumbs up man, thanks for saving me. You got to get the fuck out of here. So that pretty much wraps up the bachelor segment,

which was the first third of the podcast. And from there, we go on to Amber Riley on watchable content right there. Just uncomfortable for an audio only listener. It makes zero sense. So I don't know who chose the giant room with one microphone. Yeah, it doesn't help either. People in the discord are asking if they're in a car. Yeah, they'll be doing better, maybe doing better.

But the next, the next portion ends up being her interview with famous actress Amber Riley. Yes. The podcast for an audio listener finally starts. That's my number seven. All right. Brandon, stop saying audio listener. This is a YouTube show. We're watching a YouTube show.

That's what this is. Okay. All right. You don't wear that outfit. If you want people to listen to your show. It doesn't make any sense. God, I'm so excited. We are here with Miss Amber Riley. Hi, yo. No, I'm so happy that you okay. Can I point something out real quick? Sure. I have no idea who Amber Riley is.

Me neither. Brandon, can you explain who Amber Riley is, please? Oh, well, Amber Riley was on Glee. Yes. That's what I got from Googling her. Aside from that, I don't know anything else, but as we will learn in future cuts, she's a bad girl of Hollywood, man. You shouldn't know about her.

Yes, I should, definitely. She's very famous, okay. Sure here. Thank you for doing this for me. Of course, of course. You know, I love you. I don't think I would be there. But, yeah, so our episode today is about dating

and how we navigate that as women. And so we really wanted your advice in your, you know, your words on subjects like this, I think it's not really normal to talk about dating. It isn't. She's not normal at all. Nobody talks about dating these days. Especially as a woman, you know, 50% of the population who's out there dating,

finally someone's doing it. It's not like the highest rated show on network TV or anything like that. Data. No, no one talks about it. But yes, she is wearing pajamas. I want you to take my next one, clip eight out of context, Carl. I want you to answer this question as it's being asked to you. Okay. I really wanted your perspective on this, especially me being or dreaming to be as successful as you are and, you know, just accomplishing everything. Like how, how is it difficult, not difficult?

How do you navigate dating with being who you are? And like, okay, how do you do it, Carl? You're successful. You're handsome. You have all natural frosted tips. How do you do it? All right. So here's the secret.

It's very complicated. But you say, hey, can you read reviews from my show? Do you want to come out you read reviews from my show? Did you want to come on and read reviews from my show? And then you wait about five or six or seven years. And then eventually you wear them down. That's the secret device. Access. It seems to be working.

Thank you. So this portion of the podcast, I guess it's split into three weird portions. This second portion is the interview portion with Amber Riley and this one dives into the vast dating advice that Amber has, including red flags. That's my number nine. What's your biggest red flag? Like where you're like absolutely not. I think my biggest red flag. Oh gosh. You mean like a cape I wear or a relationship over a year. So it's hard like when I was dating to remember what my biggest red flag was I'm also in the queries So I kind of just I kind of just let people be in like go below like we're just though. We're like aliens like we're just like yeah

What are you trying to avoid in someone that you date? Well, I'm an Aquarius. Oh, well, they never met. I'm sorry, I asked the question. Yeah, no, fuck does that do with anything? Always goes back to astrology with these chicks. I'm in the areas and I was born the year of the rat. So we'll see how that turns out for me.

Oh, we'll see no more, Brandon. I got you. I don't know why they always do that. But I'm gonna wrap up Amber Riley with this. Did you know my number 10? We have one last question because we all know that you care. We have a whole TV show for like a million seasons and just on my back on for real. I know that. But you've done so many things and you just broke so many rules and it's just like that's a dick thing to say And she just go to love is like yep, that's true Where's there a whole cast of people?

Uncley there's a huge cast right yeah, and I'd say the most famous was the the girl who got in trouble for something and the guy that died of a drug overdose not this one Tell the real famous you really threw out their names right now I can tell the real famous, you really threw out their names right now. Really proved your point with that one. You know, what's his nuts? I think his name is Mott Trident. I don't know. The one guy that died, everybody goes, everybody's saying, yeah, I know that one. So the podcast now shifts to a recap.

They recap the dating and they recap this interview with Amber Riley. And she does this with her two friends. And Syrie's one friend, I really like her. She's number 11. Personally, me, I was a tabby underwhelmed. I expected so much because we chose all of them. They're like great men that were beautiful. And they just kind of dropped the ball on.

I feel like they were all fine because we were on Instagram looking with these guys And we and they were all great great contenders until they open it until they opened their mouth She's saying what everybody's thinking. Yes, so yeah, so the true the guy on here is he a gay guy Oh, I don't know he's overly animated. I was watching another episode I think there's only two episodes so far, but I was watching the other episode where she was with her mom and her grandparents and they had this cookoff thing.

And I was gonna pull clips of that and talk about it. But it looked like, to me, it was well produced and they had a whole thing going on. It looked like morning television. Like I'm watching GMA segment or something like that. It's just not interesting to me in any single fucking way. I could get a fuck. They definitely have the production value, the production values, they got money. There's money. There's money involved in this. They got their gay friend, the what's your nuts? Yeah, they got it all going out for sure. Yeah, there's there's credits at the end of

the show. And my number 12 is the summary here. Number 12. I really appreciate y'all. I think my dating life is going to keep my own hands. And never come to go again. OK, well, never. I'm not doing that again. Whoa, but if we, you know, we went and emmy off of this, maybe.

Yeah. She's part two. If she wins an Emmy, they'll do it again. So number one, the first quarter of this podcast that we listened to was all for not, because she just said, screw those guys. I'm doing this stupid. Where her friend goes, oh, those guys all,

such is, yeah, I know. Oh, okay, maybe scrap it, try something else then. Nope. And she thinks she's going to win an Emmy for this very first podcast episode. Good luck. Probably not. So I know that Lucy Taipox interesting doing a dating show here on WTP. So we've warned what not to do. That's good. Let's see, I also have their career goals. That's my number 13. Check this out. Actually, I was actually us three being, I think, very career focused. You know, trying to, you know, get our sexier. So when we are like 40, 50, we don't necessarily have to work stress or worry. Yeah, she said that she was working all throughout her 20s. And I'm like, well, that's what I want. I want to work all about my dreams. Who takes their 20s off? She died. I did. I think I'm

gonna work all throughout my life. That's right. You followed the fucking dead around, but most of us. We've got it's nine years left to podcasting and then she's set for life. That's right. So that could be true. I don't know. She's living the life for what I could tell. I only have one more clip actually, and then I'm all wrapped up and I want to leave you guys with some sage relationship advice. And that's number 14. I could use it. I think my red flag, I think it's really similar to you as well.

I think that's the big one because also not to say that as a unit, you can't pick up slack because I feel like it's definitely important. Like Michelle Obama said, it's never 50, 50, you know, but also it's important to know that you have to carry your own weight. And I think I'm really big on that. You know, you've got really big on that. Just like Michelle said, I like that they're going, well, Michelle Obama, who was married to the president

for eight years, mentioned that sometimes she had to put his needs out of her own. Like, well, yeah, if you are going to marry a president, that's probably pretty good advice. But if not, no, these, these three, they're just, the whole thing is just based off of her mom being brandy. And she needs something to do. So the song, the singing career hasn't lifted off yet, so we're gonna start the podcast. And this is what the news told me to bring to this show.

So that was, I shouldn't have said that podcast. Well, I would have hadn't checked out some other things that she's doing on her YouTube channel. And one of the things that she's doing, is she's using this app called Monkey. And what Monkey does is does these random video chats with random people. This has been something that's been going on for a long time in the internet and various forums. But this is on your phone. You hop on there, connect you to somebody. And what

Brandy's daughter has decided to do here. I'll just call her Brandy's daughter. Brandy's daughter decides she's gonna get out in there and ask people if she were a celebrity who would she look like the most? Alright so she's trying to get people to say you look like Brandy. Hello. Hi. Do I have what? I'm a new friend.

Oh sure. We give you friends. Do I have a new friend? Do I have what? Are you down to a new friend? Oh, sure, we can be friends. But I have a question. What? Okay, if I had a celebrity look, who do you think I would look like? Do you like Sissa?

Sissa. Okay. What's the closest I can say to him? Okay, so what about like? Do you know Brandi is you don't see it? Well surprise bitch everybody says I look like So immediately she gets on there's like who do you think I look? I don't know. Says, oh, what about Brandy?

Like, okay. Okay. So fucking thirsty on this thing. Alright, let's take two here. Okay. Next guy. Game. I had a celebrity look like, who do you think I was like?

Win the cheat. What's that? What's that one singer? I hate being this way. I hate being this way. I hate being this way. I hate being this way. I hate being this way. I hate being this way. look like. Win the cheat. What's that? What's that one? A singer. I hate being this one. I hate. I've never heard of somebody. I hate. This is going great. What a fun video she's playing together for us.

Really good stuff. Fascinating. The next guy to that says she was like, Harriet Tubman. That was kind of funny. That's hilarious. That's a bad. So then she's starting to desperate now. And now she's trying to force it in this next one.

Thank you so much. Thank you. I'm here. I'm here to cook a toast. Oh, Coco. OK. I got Coco. Brandy, I get brandy a lot.

Oh, I got to do. But you know what's crazy? People say that I was like brandy, but they say that I'm like literally like a spitting image of her kid. Like people always be like, that's Brandy's daughter. And if you look up, tell her to look up Brandy's daughter. People think that that's me like every day.

I think the brandy would work for the brandy daughter one? Yeah, people say I look like her, like Autothom. What an asshole. Good one, no. Shut the fuck up ass wife and suck my cock. It's ridiculous. She can sound this app, she doesn't get the answer she wants to hear. She's like, well, could it be Brandy's daughter, baby? She's just this app. She doesn't get the answer. She wants to hear it. She's like well

Could it be Brandy's daughter, baby? It's just like I don't know who that is. I don't know sure Why not like my dad? Jesus God So it gets to this point Yeah, they don't care. Yeah, they're just having at their lonely board people on this fucking app We're gonna talk to Randos and she's calling them out. So it's literally random people. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. Is Ray Romano's son doing this?

Is like, is John Stainelson's nephew doing this? Who am I related to? Malaysia. That's funny. All right. I know the real reason why people tune into WATP. So without further ado, we're going to learn how to be the next IT girl and Brandy's daughter is gonna teach us how to pull that off.

I'm just gonna tell you guys my tips and tricks and you can see my kitty. My tips and tricks on what I did to blow up from this to now. So I was there be telling you guys different things that I did to blow up to a finesse the game to be the baddest in the room. You guys ready to blow up? Did you add the kids? Nope. So that they used the same drop the Simpson's. They did. Yeah, it, the Simpson's kids. Well, not sounds like it. You say this is what she used to look like. So she was much fatter. Oh, Carl, part of me thinks that if you just wash your face

and might go right back to that picture. I thought it was nothing to do. Like because that was she shows this photo, it's hiding a lot. Or want a hair cover of your face, it's from a far, there's a glare. So, so this is when I was older. Yeah, it was like, it's like her in her 30s.

My hair had tubbed in face. All right, so, I realized I'm an old man on this and I know that with YouTube, there's a lot of hard edits, a lot of quick cuts. I don't understand why, I don't know why you wouldn't just retake it. Watch this. The first sentence, the very first sentence, she's gonna start talking about the maintenance phase and what you got to do to glow up. And she can't get through the first fucking sentence. So the first thing that I want to talk about is when you first want to get into your glow up, you definitely want to have your maintenance schedule. Just one sentence.

The first thing I want to say is line. What? Why is that? Do they just, do you think it's just somebody who edits it together for us, you just goes off for five minutes and then they just quickly do those YouTube quick edits? I don't understand why they do that. This generation who's watching this, do they turn on like a news program and go,

holy shit, how the hell did this, they can't just set four sentences in a row. How the hell are they pulling this off? This is incredible. This guy's a pro. No wonder he's not TV. This is amazing. This is the norm now, though, when I go on YouTube.

I know it bothers me. It doesn't bother you. Shut up old man. All right, let's find out what maintenance includes. Because I know all I'm nitpicking about editing itself, but really we're here to be the next integral. So we get to figure out what maintenance entails. I personally like getting my nails done, my hair done.

I like having my makeup done on occasion, but obviously you don't have to. Okay, so we're talking about nails, hair, and makeup and clapping into the mic. And clapping into the mic, yes. So, let's start with makeup. How would you possibly learn how to do makeup correctly? Seems like a daunting task, I don't know what I would even do. There's plenty of tutorials on this platform, this funny story on Instagram, this funny story. TikToks, there's all these tricks in the book,

there's a lot of tips and tricks where you can step up your gaming makeup. Oh, no, no, no. For the people who are listening, while she's talking about this, she's showing some of these tutorials that are happening, there is a guy who put on makeup and they show the end result. And it's scary AF.

I didn't want to look like a person. It's horrifying. It's in my nightmares, this person. If she's showing you an example of, you can learn how to apply makeup just like this gentleman does. But also, that's just like like what do we need you for? If you can just if you're just going to direct us to the makeup tutorials, that's like a morning show saying, hey guys, check out Farc.com.

Because Brandon, oh, is that the secret? Farc dot, let me write that down because Brandon, what you're not understanding is that it's not just about makeup. It's also about nails. It's also about hair.. It's also about nails. It's also about hair. And what's talk about hair? Because she thinks hair is very, very important. And she's gonna explain how often she changes her hair.

But however you like your hair, try and keep that consistent. I mean, yes, I do change up my hair a lot. I pretty much change my hair every two to three weeks. I definitely like keeping my hair up today Every two to three weeks is giving your hair up to date. I go with hairstyle for decades I got it figured it out Wow, I was gonna work in a frosted tip joke there, but that's low-hang through Brandon You know, I bring you on here as a guest to the show. You know the one thing that bothers me.

I know what hurts. The one thing that hurts me more than anything. Do you got to bring that up? That politics. I don't know if I can, should we just call it? I mean, we had a good run on WATP, right? Yeah. All right, I'll push through.

So every two to three weeks, she's changing up here, but you don't have to do that. She explains that that might be excessive for everyone out there, but here is extremely important. And she's going to explain why that is and what that means. I'm telling you can walk in a room and you can have no makeup on, but your hair is a bomb. And you look just as good with a girl that has her hair and her makeup done. All right, the math doesn't work out there. How is that possible? That's false.

That's a false statement. That's a false statement. So if you have two things that are good on you, and another person has one thing that's good on her, that's just as good as the person who has two things, that's not true. That's not true. That's not true.

I think so, right. Now, if you do your hair at 2 p.m. That's not true. That's not true. That's not true. I thought her. I think so. Right. Now, if you do your hair at 2 p.m. and that at 5 p.m. you've done your hair six times. All right. So we haven't talked about nails yet. You guys are going to talk about nails. I've been waiting.

Speaking of centering, John, I think he might learn something from this segment. I'm going to talk about nails next, which is like kind of like a hit or a miss. People tend to really like their natural nail. People love to have acrylic. People love to have joy. There's so many different ways that you can get your nails done, but just keeping them clean, keeping them nice. Um, that's definitely a place of really big part of how people are going to perceive you

and how people are going to look at you. Keeping your nails clean, huh? Interesting concept. That's impossible. For all general hygiene will help you become more attractive to the opposite sex. Who is this general hygiene? Sounds hot. So what she doesn't explain here, and I wish she would break it down further, is when you

are wiping your ass and your hemorrhoids are bleeding and you get a lot of that hemorrhoid blood underneath your nails, that's what give up. Don't go out that day. It's over. Okay, let's get into waxing. She goes to this place. I guess it's a chain wherever she goes called European wax center. And she explains that she has very sensitive skin, so she can't really shave.

And she doesn't do laser removal. She does waxing for everything. And she is so excited about this place. But they really make you feel, you know, relaxed. They don't judge you at all in any European wax center. I am so blessed that God has created something like European wax center. God created European wax center on the second day. Is that the slogan? The Lord has created it for you. I'm so glad God created the European wax and okay, this goes out.

I'm sorry. Because that's what I do. I wax my arms, my legs, and everything in between. Okay? What's in between your arms and legs? It's the original, it's the original. It's the original, it's the original.

Booms. The waxes are boobs. Are you all listening? Wee! Okay, this is where things get fucking nuts. All right. Hair removal is very personal. If you feel like you are that girl with underarm hair, rocket.

If you feel like you're that girl with the leg hair, rocket. Wrong. Yeah, that's bad advice. Really bad advice. Underarm hair and leg hair are both not good. If you want, you want to be an in-girl or what? You're going to glow up. What are you doing?

Oh my God. No, she has to be inclusive. That's just the way these things go these days. Oh, yeah, you might be right about that. She's like rocket, but stay the fuck away from me. Yeah, right. All right, let's say that you do leave the pit hair going and you don't shave your legs or anything like that.

You know, you might smell kind of gross because things get trapped in those hairs. So that's when you want to get perfume. And she's going to explain to us how to get the right perfume for you. And you definitely want to get a perfume. That is very pigmented, very like, like very, very forward where people can smell you.

A perfume where people can smell you. That's a good idea, actually. I never thought about that. Give me the stink strongest one you got. This does hark me back to a couple of years ago with the vabbing. Oh, right. Yeah. The user you're pussy juice as a little behind the ears.

Yeah. Oh, God. I like that she goes, you're going to want to get a perfume where people can smell it. You know, not that unscented perfume. Yeah. That's a rip off. That's been played out.

Just so you know, you're not going to be your money towards sound like That's a rip-up that's been played out. Just see you know you're not getting your money towards it that Okay Now you might notice that I just certainly noticed that she speaks very well and She's gonna explain that this is part of being an it girl is speaking properly, but I don't know if her community Is gonna be down with this so we have to be careful. It's tread lightly here. The next category I want to talk about is dialogue. Now this is a really important one and it doesn't really matter where you come from. I mean I know

people come from all over the world and you don't have to talk like this love to be feminine. Like you don't have to put on a front or speak a different way. I know people come from different areas. Personally, I came from a very privileged area, so I do talk pretty proper. I guess people could say, I don't know. People sometimes you say, and I'm white wash or something, but.

Ah! Whoa! She's talking right. She's right right watch out. And I think you're from England, if you're saying, good, I love. Right. Yes, you know, you don't have to speak with the British accent.

Okay, good. I'm a bit of a misconception on that one. You don't need to use that accent if you're from England. That's great. All right. So I just have one more clip on here. I found the most important stuff because I want all of our audience to be it girls,

even kindie. I hope she's paying very close attention to all these tips. The one thing that I do really want to say is keep your business private. That includes your personal business and that includes what you are doing to make your financial income. When you're telling somebody what you're doing,

basically it's like this. If you're not religious, I get it, but I'm religious so what? If I'm talking about what I'm doing business-wise and what I'm making and financially what I'm doing, I just tend to see that in the world. It kind of just manifests against itself. It's kind of like going like this instead of just

keeping it to myself and God. What does it have to do with religion? What is she talking about? I don't know. She just said the G word again. I didn't understand a single word. She just said I apologize for not following that word. You're not supposed to tell people what your income is and run around bragging about that

unless you don't believe in God. Well, you don't want to manifest itself against itself. And why would that happen? I don't know. God. I need some explaining. Just say God. I'm just going, all right. I guess she's religious. So I happen? I don't know. God, I need some explaining. Just say God. I'm just going, all right. I guess she's religious.

I guess I just don't get it. There you go. I'm not as religious as she is. Crazy. All right. Well, look at, I expect when we do our live show in March, I spent all the girls to be on point for that show. Rock your nails.

I like hairs. Yeah. Nails hair makeup perfume. Oh shit. Wax. Wing. Yep. And wax those areas. And dabbing. Don't be talking about your business. No, no, you said that. She didn't say that. You did. Don't do that. Don't take your vagina juice and rub it on other parts of your body.

Ladies, don't don't do that. We'll take care of that for you. We got it. That's our job. All right. Wow. I feel like this is a seabulls transition. Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. Our boy had a guest on the show who's in the W ATP hackverse universe. He's hackverse adjacent. So I wanted to bring that to everyone's attention. Yeah, through every one and welcome to top the time with Harrison, with Harrison Young, with Harrison Young, I should say five days away from Christmas. It is a beautiful mild. I think it's the first day I went there. I'm pretty sure December 20th is it and that's what we

at that's where we're at now. I'm doing another show to sail. More we've gone tonight. The gentleman I'm interviewing, he goes by the quad, his name is Derek, but he goes by the quad father of podcasting. We'll talk all about that. He'll correct me if I made any mistakes with his Monica. Once we start the actual interview. But before we do that, we've got to read these incredible underwriters. Of course, you got to do that. All right, so we have a quad father, Derek from the Backyard Boys, the BYB podcast, Harrison Young. We don't pay enough attention to Harrison Young, I realized. He's had a number of guests recently that we need to talk about.

I don't know how adult swim doesn't pick this show up right now. This looks like something I would see on Cartoon Network at today. I think 20 years ago, this would have been picked up. And now they're all into whatever Japanese animation. All anime. Yeah. I was going to say, I'm tired. I realized that was wrong. Well, some of them are in it.

So this is funny because he gets very tripped up. You'll notice that Derek is using the same background that Anthony Coomy uses on the Anthony Coomy show. It's the New York City skyline behind him. This really confuses the hell out of our boy, Harrison. Internet, and then started calling into compound media, as you can see from the compounds videos today here. Okay.

Well, wait, are you calling Compounce Studio now? I'm gonna, I'm gonna, I'm just gonna make reference to that. But now you, you kind of, you up that for me, so, and I'm gonna say is you have a, you're in Salem, Oregon, but that picture behind you was New York City. And I didn't know that until you told me a few minutes ago before we started the show. And so what is, that's the name of the studio, Compounce Studios?

That's your name? Compounce Studios, it's the Anthony Cumeo Studios uh, yeah, they're high above New York City. Uh, okay. And Oregon. Oh, okay. So, all right. Well, is this a branch of the New York studio? Is that what is that what this is that you're at that you're in?

Rat. Yeah. Yeah. This is just a, just a backdrop of the Compout studio. It's whatever I enjoy watching that program. So I stole their backdrop and I just use it. This is my own too. So, okay, I guess there's no copyright infringement when you steal

someone's back drive. It's just plagiarized other things. All right. I'm plagiarism. But he's very capable of you, too, because some liability. Yes. It's a green screen. It's all you needed to say. He was very like, Harrison, you're not really sitting in front of bricks, right? That would blow his mind. Be like, we lost him. I'm dead.

Because we have my favorite Millennial on the show today with us. I wanted to say that I was going to be a big fan of the show. I was going to be a big fan of the show. I was going to be a big fan of the show. I was going to be a big fan of the show.. Because we have my favorite Millennial on the show today with us. I wanted to take a look at something we haven't looked at in a little while, but it's always fun and always fascinating to review.

Good morning, Millennials. Welcome back to the toast. And end. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, get down on Friday day. Everybody is looking forward to the weekend weekend. That's right. The morning toast hosted by Jackie and Claudia Oshery. This is a show that they're entering to their seventh season. The big hit morning show for millennials, they got caught up on all of the hot gass in Hollywood, Monday through Friday. And this was the last show of 2023, December the 15th, I believe.

They, uh, they took, uh, they're taking a little trip. They're taking a few weeks off for this. But just like a millennial, take a whole bunch of weeks off. I bet they didn't even tell anyone. I bet they're just like, yeah, I just assumed everyone. No, I'm not going to be here. You could tell they're so charismatic and so entertaining. They can't turn it off.

It's impossible for the deterters off. We've been new that the toast is bussin. We've been knowing, beep, beep, beep, run in my hands through my fro. Oh, wow, dad's in our 25. What's up, it's ignition. Oh wow, Dazinn R25. What's up, it's Agnition. Oh, oh. So they started singing our Kelly. Oh shit. We're gonna get canceled. Oh, fuck. I didn't like our Kelly. Oh my god, that gave me just that. Look at their faces.

Oh my god, they're complicit in everything. So now they're gonna explain why Look at their faces. Like, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh just give me that O face. I wouldn't have realized it was our Kelly who was saying and I just be like, I don't know. Maybe I would have Googled it probably not. So let me go back to that moment where I was just singing this fun song called Ignition. No, Ignition is a very unique song in the sense that like pretty much everyone stopped listening to our Kelly. Like it's not acceptable. Like we are all deeply enraged by what he did. Like everyone knows about it, but there's something about that song people can't let it go. Well, I do a lot of songs now that nobody listens to.

Yeah, I feel like Ignition kind of slips through the cracks is not being like so arc-Kelly branded. Like I believe I can fly is toast. It's done. It's arc-Kelly through and through, but I feel like I could have thought Ignition was by someone else and I might have found that. So as long as you think it's not by our colleague, then you can still enjoy it. He's going to need to separate the art from the artist. Listen, I don't can do on anything that

Michael Jackson did with any child. However, he's got some bangers. That's just the way it is. Go ahead and listen to our Kelly if you want to sing ignition. Also, Michael Jackson made more than made up for any wrong doing in launching Corey Feldman on the world. So just the fact that Corey Feldman's keeping the Michael Jackson energy going, I give him a pass on everything else. Oh, yeah, and I can't wait to see that show when it rolls into Detroit next year. Are you going to that show?

Limp biscuit, Corey Feldman, you know it. Yes. All right. I'm going to come to that too. I'm going to take up my boy, Brian. He offered me, uh, I think sweet passes or something for that show. So, oh, wow. Yeah. I'm going with you. Do you know? Seriously, you might be able to do. Do you know when the date is? Do you know what month it's in? Oh, I think it's July, but I can double check for you and send over that information. You don't

have to do that, buddy. I got Google, but thank you. I'm very excited to see Corey Feldman and leave after Limpus gets first song. It's all right. Yep, I get it. We're surprisingly good in concert. I was surprised the last time I saw. I'm gonna go with someone else. Through the Chris, what are you doing in July? I'm going to try it.

You're going to try it. All right, cool. All right, so they're very excited for this episode. Like I said, it's the last episode of the year and they want to make it a big show. We're just, I'm excited for today this episode. Like I said, it's the last episode of the year and they want to make it a big show. We're just, I'm excited for today's episode. You know what I love is that whenever we take a break, our last episode before the break always gets like double the amount of downloads because you know, we're essentially giving people a month, like you're returning to leave people had a month to listen to that last episode. Yeah. This

time around people have three weeks to listen to the final episode. So I want to make it so good. I want to be my best. Don't just say, Larry, don't try too hard, please. I want this to be really good. All right, but let's not say that because I might fuck up with the gop. Yeah.

So then, not long after that, I guess Jackie's the one who curates the stories they go through. So Claudia has a question about the stories they are going to be reviewing on today's show. So don't worry and then we still have today's episode which is going to be super fun. How are the stories? The stories themselves I wouldn't say are the strongest batch. This is going to be a big show up the way I show the year everyone's going to be checking

it out. Tons of downloads. How are the stories today? Ugh. In that case. We're pretty crappy show. That's gonna suck. She couldn't be pretend, I know.

But she's gonna save herself because they both realized I go, shit, that's not a good way to start off a show. We should probably explain that we're gonna have a lot of hot takes. So this, you could tell that this is not, this is not them acting or putting something on. This is totally legit. Today we have five stories and I believe we'll have something to say about them. That's such good news. That's such good news. She reminds me of SNL, maybe the late 90s, one of those fucking terrible

of SNL, maybe the late 90s, one of those fucking terrible actors that would be in the sorority sketches or something just like completely over at that's such good news. It's not by it. It's incredible. It's incredible. This is real. This is how we really talk to each other. We're such stars. And this is how we communicate.

That's such good news. Right. All right. Now, they're reflecting on the year that's been 2023. It's been a tough year for both of them. We're going to find out. But Quadia is really proud of herself, but also her sister. And I just, I'm really proud of us. Like, this was a challenging year. You know, we talked about this a little bit on our most recent Patreon episode, but just looking at the year at a glance like, you know, this year was, it's all important to remember. It could always have been worse.

Of course. That doesn't mean that you can't remark on the challenges. Yeah. You know, you were rooted from your home. You had a very complicated pregnancy. TGTG Baruch Hashem. Chirrel's made it here with us. Yeah.

But then we also, you know, Theo, Israel, Israel. All right, so what is the perspective? Theo is a dog that just passed away. So, hey, there's been a rough year. You're that tough pride and seat. Thank God your kids survived. That's great. The dog died.

Oh yeah, there's that thing in the Middle East, I guess that was I would have led with Israel, but Or left it out Or left it out after the dog is just insulting All terrible things So not a good way to start off the show again They're like we don't have great stories to tell and they start talking about what a bummer a year It's a point. So they got to get into at least the toast is killing it though. I think they've rebranded from the morning toast to the toast. I wonder if they don't do it in the morning anymore. That's why. Well, the whole point

of toast is something you eat is the morning. So afternoon toast, this doesn't work. Toast your classes. I could have sworn the first time you covered this show, it was the morning show that came out at like noon or something. There's 10 30. And they're like, this is the show that you watched before you have your morning tells me who the fuck is an up and have it already ate breakfast. McDonald's even serving breakfast anymore at this point.

It's a good point. Yeah. Most people are already hard at work. Yes. All right. So you want to notice Jackie used this word earlier in one of my clips. But the toast be bussin, y'all. They're very excited because I have to switch the conversation. I'm like, okay, bad things are happening in the world with Hamas and you know, that kind of thing.

But our show has been crushing it. It was a challenging year. Highs and lows. We had a great year work wise. The toast is just- The toast is better year work wise. The toast is just the toast is the person. The. The dose is buzz.

I don't know. I live without that word for so long. I don't know, but are you going to start using it like in every day life? Of course it is. Bussing.

So if you do. That's my. If you really want to use it correctly, most of the time it's referring to food. So you would say this beeps do is Bussin. Nice. The car meals are Bussin. Nice to car meals are bussim.

Are they though? Yes, they are. This is an insane conversation with idiots. They think they're hitting their stride though. I don't know. All right, now we're getting it. Now we're getting our rhythm going. This red bowl is bussing y'all.

Brad, I mean, it being the Millennial here, is this how you can talk? Yeah, I know. I know. You probably see this episode already. All millennials are required to watch the show. I see. You watch too.

It's not a requirement. It's a desire that they all have. All right. So this is very relatable. They're talking about they have this big trip coming up. And you know, they're family. So they have the holidays coming up. They're all going to be traveling.

We have been so organized for our upcoming trip. Shout out to Margo and Olivia, who have really been carrying the load. Corporate Queens created a calendar for us. It's color coded and they even got like what? Who's cooking what night and what they're making? It literally says like Jackie's beef stew. Ben's chili.

It's actually I'm doing the chili because Ben is on the hook for like a lot of breakfast and lunch Yeah, that's so bad. But Ben is I mean, I would love to do a chili cook off with Ben. I'm ready That is so bad. Of course he's doing the breakfast and lunch This is intriguing content. I'm treating it's pretty good stuff. Is it a yeah? I can't wait to see what they have for dinner well If you get the calendar, it's color coordinated and even says what everyone is making that nice. You can look forward to the beef stew days before it happens.

Here it's buzzing. Sure. It's buzzing. But it's a little off because it still says Ben's making the chili. That's not happening. So fuck. Ben, guys, come on. Ben does what Ben does.

We got to let Ben be Ben on this one. Guys, come on. Ben does what Ben does. We got to let Ben be Ben on this one. Guys, come on. Oh, Ben. All right. Let's talk about New Year's resolutions. Jackie's going to remind us what her New Year's resolution is. I was just saying that I have a resolution. I already forgot it.

Do you remember? Not that you would remember more than I would. But not that I would remember something you said. Right. That was like personal to me. And I remember when I told me I remember when I said it, you were like, you know, yuck, it wasn't for you. Oh, well, you're gonna start homesteading

and making your own toilet paper. No, I forget what it was. Oh, I just remembered something I need to buy for our trip. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, and actually, it's kind of funny. This is fucking insane. Do you remember my resolution is, oh my God, did you remember something completely different?

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, okay, thanks. I thought the toilet paper was the answer. Well, this turns into a whole toilet paper talk. Oh cool. They get sidetracked in with wiping stories. Oh, I can't really. John, are you listening?

Yes, get really interested in wiping. In fact, there are theories that are being flown around by these two about wiping. I don't know if I've ever said this thing, but your friend Sam's husband, Ben, has this like theory about wipes. Has he ever told you? I don't know. And he told me at one time, and let me tell you, it changed the way like I wipe my ass

forever. Okay. Jackie's just staring at her phone right now. I think he's looking for a New Year's resolution. She's not paying attention to anything. She's reading her phone. Oh, no. Let me try this. Brandon, ask me a question about the podcast.

We're reviewing. So what do you have to say about this? I don't know. Toast. I don't know. That's very effective. Yeah, it actually works pretty well. I should use that more often.

Let's get back into this. I don't know if I've ever said this thing, but your friend Sam's husband, Ben, has this theory about wipes. Has he ever told you? I don't know. And he told me at one time, and let me tell you, it changed the way I wipe my ass forever.

Okay. He was just saying how crazy it is that you take a poop, and you just wipe it with toilet paper when there's like duty on your skin, like if you had duty on your finger, you would run it under hot water, scrub, scrub, scrub, scrub. Like crazy, but there's a lot of duty on your skin and your butt and like some people just use toilet paper

like it's disgusting. I guess, well it's different with your finger because you're gonna use your finger again and you wanna get it. Okay, let's say you get it on your arm. Yeah, that's a good point. You're not typically grabbing a taco with your finger because you're gonna use your finger again and you want to get it on your arm. Yeah, that's a good point. You're not typically grabbing a taco with your asshole. Not typically, but you're right. It was that one time. Well, that was college. So now they get to do a whole discussion. You would think, it looks like Jackie wanted to shut

this conversation down. Quality is not ready to be done yet. She needs to talk more about her asshole and having a shitty asshole and what she does with her asshole is shitty and what the solution is for that, she's got a theory. She just said she's a theory about wipes and I want to know what this theory. And this is the show they said was going to be fucking great, right? Well, she's the one girl of that story. The one girl said don't jinx it. Yeah, I think it'd be a dead. It's funny to think about like how we just very nonchalantly like clean our asses very haphazardly, if you will.

When if in any other scenario you got poop, fecal matter on any part of your skin, like you would scrub it off. And that was him basically advocating for wipes. I like the advocation, but it's like the part of your body that's designated for fecal matter that you're not used to. Of course.

For anything else, so we can wait until you shower. Yes, but it's just kind of crazy. You don't use your asshole for anything else, prudes. I know. They're problem. They're all the, you just use your asshole to shit. Okay. These girls, I would think that they would have pristine buttholes, bleached buttholes.

Yes. I would agree in the way that she's talking about this makes me think that she does because they're trying to transition back into the show. They just cannot go up on. Add it to list. Need a duty wipe. Oh, it's in children. I will.

I just added it to my card. So we've got a great show. I'm like, kind of hesitant to dive in because it's like the last time we'll be able to talk about ourselves for the rest of the year. Oh, that's hard. Oh my gosh. Can you imagine the last time we get to talk about themselves? We can talk about these stories, but that would be talking about other people. So this is just the banter, the banter portion of the show on. This is, I've heard good banter before. Have you ever heard of WATS? The best banter in the business on W a T S and puts this to shame when Mike and I talk about wiping our assholes and we have

very different conversation. Yes that's true. That's true. Not lying. I'm not lying about that. All right. So Jackie then promotes her book for a while and she wrote a book called The Camper and the Counselor. It's a children's book. It's a bell on Amazon. If you wanna check that out, I think I'll get it. Okay. And then, so, quality is finally ready to transition.

It's like, can we finally start the fucking show? Let's see what happens. So I want that to say, before we dive in, I want that to say is that even when we're not working, we're still working and there's always content for you. Yes, but that's not what I was going to say. All that to say, happy holidays, happy new year, jacks, the end of a chapter, the beginning of a book.

I love you dearly and let's dive in. Oh, now you're ready to dive in? Yeah, was there anything else? No, but like two minutes ago you weren't ready. It's crazy what can happen in two minutes. Yeah, me talking. I ain't getting her pregnant in two minutes. 30 seconds, even.

I could be back asleep in two minutes. All right, so I have one more clip from here. Now you see the fun banter that I'm making for it. They're wiping assholes, they're making stews. There's a chili cookoff. It's a lot of fun. Ben. And then that's making breakfast. Don't forget, but yeah, it's a lot of going on here, obviously.

So what happens next? I did not see coming. I was very surprised because quality remembers, oh, you know what? Actually, I didn't want to talk about it. I went out last night. She went to this event where apparently they flew in relatives of the hostages in Gaza to get up and speak in front of this UN council and talk about the plight of their friends

and family members. Everybody knows that video of the beautiful Bruneck girl on the back of that motorcycle being taken into Gaza. After the music festival, her name is Noah. Her friend was there and he was speaking on her behalf and he was like, you know, she doesn't have any siblings. Her mother has, you know, brain cancer. So some of her friends have been,

she just got back from Australia. Like they're all traveling around the world advocating on her behalf because she doesn't really have a lot of people to do it for her. It was very moving. And I'm really glad that I went. It was so, and these kids, they're 16, you know?

Yeah. They're so tough. Like, they were speaking and they, like, were on the verge of tears, but they didn't let a single tear shed. Like, they were so tough and so strong and had such mental fortitude and they were so young. It was so impressive. I was like, I was so tired.

I was like, should I go? Whatever. I was so glad that I went. And they were just like so precious. A lot of them, their first time in New York, obviously, I was like, should I go? Whatever, I was so glad that I went. And they were just, like, so precious. A lot of them, their first time in New York. Obviously, I think they were wishing they were here for a completely different reason. Right.

But a lot of the Jewish organizations that brought them, I think, had planned fun activities for them. Because they're still just like 16 year old kids in New York for the first time. So they went to the Madonna concert last night at Barclays Center. What? What?

I did not see that coming. They went to see Madonna. I got to talk to the UN and try to get more support for Israel and release the hostages, put some pressure on Hamas. And then once you've done that, Madonna. Congratulations. What's 16 year old wants to go to a Madonna concert? No kidding.

Plus, she's talking about the plight of these, you know, Israeli hostages. But you gotta remember, it's on the same level as losing little feel, the dog. Right. That's what was even funnier to me when they just said, you know, this has been a tough year. Your baby almost didn't make it.

My dog died, Israel. And I was like, oh, that's kind of weird. And then it turns out that they are very too nearly connected to a lot of people in Israel, and part of like a lot of these groups and organizations trying to help these people say, Oh, shit, that definitely should have been the first thing you mentioned when you said 2023 was a rough year. October 7th should have been the first thought you had. And the dogs cute. I looked it up. The dog was very cute. It's all it's all under the bridge. Everybody got Madonna tickets. They're very happy. Yeah, that's all you can think of.

I'm so blindsided by Madonna. Could you imagine that she's hasn't just finally get out and they're like, oh my gosh, it must have been tough for you guys to worry about. It's like, you know, well, yeah, until Wucky Star came on. That's fucking. Let's go go listen to my Madonna reference offer first fucking album probably all right that's pretty good that's something it's accurate all right what they're gonna be traumatized again they're gonna be traumatized again when Madonna shows up three hours late to that concert oh god we've actually shown Madonna on the big screen, the close up. Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!

So excited! Ah! Alright, let's get caught up. I know we did point, dabble point yesterday. If you haven't checked that out, it's on the, uh, where these podcasts, YouTube channel. Great panel. It was myself. Tuky, Casey Armstrong, and Shuleule, Aigar were all on there.

And we were breaking down the week of John at his mom's house, all the podcasting he's been doing. It's really been crazy. I've enjoyed it because we're getting to see the real John. I'm getting bored of performative John, of boastful John, all these different versions of John. The glot. He's looking for a 10-chini, wants us to pull clips of these things, I get

unknowed that kind of stuff. But there were some things that happened in the episode yesterday that I really wanted to key in on. I thought you guys would find some of the stuff that you're saying. Yeah, of course it starts off with John talking about lawsuits. John is constantly threatening lawsuits and somebody says, you know, John, you don't sue anyone. You keep talking about these lawsuits. You don't actually sue anyone. So no one believes you. So now it's a list off. What he's up to? Uh, North Cleveland, all your threats and not one lawsuit, really. Sue Charleston, I suit serious sex. I'm just point out again, Sharon Stone settled out of court. So while you may have

sued her, it was a settled out of court scenario where they actually did physical harm to you. So it was kind of a no brainer and they just gave you a $30,000 said, go away. Seriously, except it was frivolous. It was so stupid. You had no chance, I got thrown out with prejudice, you had no chance at winning that case. It was so stupid. I was about to suit Tuky. And if he keeps it up, I will. I was about to suit Tuky. Lie.

He said he was gonna file the paperwork Thursday morning. And then we found out he was flying to Florida that morning. So no, you were never gonna suit Tuky. You're lying. Also, you can't suit Tuky. Over a video you don't own that you claim to own the copyright for,

which you do not. We all know you don't. You can keep saying you do, but you're a liar. And you've been a proven liar. So that's stupid. Last I heard he put a certain thing behind his Patreon. Well, Patreon has more stringent rules than even YouTube. So if that be true, Rocco, then we got problems.

And I will file lawsuit. You can call it fair use or you want. Not oh. All right, this is my favorite. This is John not understanding how the wall works in any single way. What Tookie and Rocco, what they say is even if John owned the copy I've ever this video, which he does not, he gave a copyright strike to YouTube. He had to release the strike because they disputed it.

And if you continue that down that route, then John as the copyright holder would have to sue him within 10 days business days. So he decided to release the strike because he's got nothing. But he's acting like he did this out of the kindness of his heart, but watch out because I will sue. So two, he's like, well, no, it's fair. You see their way. Listen to what John says here. You can call it fair. You saw you want. Wait till they hear you in bass trans and bass black people. You're a racist, too. We all know that we've even on this show, you said a bunch of racist shit that I had to kick out of here. We'll see who the judge can decide with. Over a copyright dispute.

Yeah, don't forget Rocco. You might know where I live. Whoa, that's a weird bell thread at the end there. He's like, I know where you live. I know where you live too. Rocco just so you know. So in John's crazy warped, retarded mind, he thinks that a judge is going to say, well, do you own the cup of this video? No, I do not. Well, isn't it fair use? Well, no, in the fair use clause, if someone bashes trans people or is racist with their jokes, then you side with me. And just goes, I don't remember that part. Let me, uh, but you're making some sense. Oh, there it is right there. You're right. John

Mulan, that's me side with you. He really thinks that he's going to win in the court of public opinion. It's not the same as court. The blonde is clause.. Yeah. A judge look at these tweets. It's so stupid. So this is one of my favorite things to have happened on any of his shows ever. He's trying to explain how he loves everyone because Casey Armstrong and a lot of people are asking John why do you keep calling Carl Lady Kay and Carla? He calls Casey Gacy. It's like it seems like you're homophobic and transphobic when you're homophobic and transphobic when you're misgendering people and calling them gay all the time, calling me a feminine.

So John goes on to say, that's crazy. I love all people and he's gonna prove it. I am not anti- Anybody. I don't care, race, religion, color, ethnicity. I don't care. I treat everyone equally. Heck. I think the blacks should have sex with the whites. He thinks the blacks should have sex with the whites.

Wow. I mean, this is a modern thing. This is a progressive person right here. I think it's the blue in my mind, John. The black should have sex with the whites. And then, not two minutes later, check this out. This is insane. penis rank home.

You shouldn't call them, well, no, you never use the term. You never use the term the black said ever. That is derogatory. You never use the term the black said ever that is derogatory You ever you just said it you just said the blacks So these are the girls you shouldn't call them the blacks. They are brown Which is by the way I call back to John now understanding white blood people are called black people and white people are called white people We're beige And I told Robin Quim was this

I'm kind of told I actually have that clip in a second. But John even realized that he just said that. He was the one who said the black thing's just like, oh no, you never do that. That's actually very bad. Yeah, never do that. They all brown. Yes, and we're beige.

We are not white. I said that. I said it to Robin Quim was I go, you know, this whole, I just didn't say black. Isn't that racist? Because the, you know, this whole, I didn't say in black. Isn't that racist? Because the, you know, the brown, would you call this wallet black? Yeah, yeah, actually, I would.

Would you call this white? No, that's not. No, Puerto Rico. It's like a yellow pink. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's a pink. It's a pink. It's a pink.

Do you have no understanding of history, Chad? You really don't know why. There's a couple of black people and white people. Is he that stupid? Again, I oppose the question. Brandon, you're new here. Is he that stupid? I think he is.

I think that you tried to, you give him too much credit for being this dumb. You said it before. If he could pull it off, it's the world's greatest acting performance, but now he's just dull. I don't know what they call him black. I even asked Robin Quivers that. It's such an idiot. All right, so now John's going to start threatening Casey Armstrong. So Casey used to be involved in this business and the business partner, KC claims it's just a sales guy for this company or something,

but that guy reached out to John to give John this information on KC. And so John, whenever you, John gets information about someone, he's gonna weaponize it. And he cannot wait to weaponize this info he has. KC, Brian Le leader has DM me about your nefarious business antics and about how you stole the idea of WMAP. And how you never wrote those books.

So if you're going to fucking push me, I will read them on tomorrow's show, the balls in your court. All right. Shuggan is Gatorade zero. Later that same threat. Oh, I'm refreshing.

I don't leave all that. I thank you. So I don't hear anyone else. There's a lot of podcasts in this stupid little devil verse hack verse world and people go after different people from time I don't hear anyone else with threats of if you do this then I'm gonna leak this information That's almost like extortion or black well. It's definitely not something that's legal to do to say the I this information I will ruin your life if you do this thing that I want you to do But he always has to have like ammunition in the chamber ready to go

It's got to have something on the ready. Yes So John and his dumb mind is thinking because he even said he knew that Casey was coming on point double point yesterday If I hear one lie I Will release what he already said what he was gonna say in the case He didn't write the books and he claims He would have written and nefarious business today I will read the DM's thankfully Vince the lawyer comes on later on in this episode and goes Johnny That is nothing what you have there. He goes I've looked into this Casey did nothing wrong

That you have no evidence just because you got DM's from somebody doesn't mean anything So you think you have all this stuff you don't. You have nothing. There's nothing to go with here. You can have this guy could have no idea who Casey Armstrong is. He could have actually worked with Casey and just not light case he and just wants to flock with them. But John, in John's mind, if you read something and write it or if someone messaged him something or a super chat of something and it must be true, it 100% has to be true. But don't forget that John's a class act. And he used to date this girl, Karen, but not just Karen. Karen has a last name too.

And he's put that out there. And people like to ask him questions about what him and Karen would do in the bed, as you might say. You ever finish on Karen and Harris's face? I think maybe once. I'd be proud. Definitely on a stomach. I think maybe once. We probably definitely on a stomach. What a class act.

Oh, come on, man. This is Jared Harris, a public figure. Are you allowed to talk about someone like that on your show? Man, that's just classless. It's sexless. But Brandon, you come from radio. You must know the rules around this kind of thing. I don't know if there's FCC rules, but you guys never use people's last names.

If they're not, they don't have their own show or the public figure. If they're politician, you have at it. If they're in a competition, but yeah, like, what are you trying not to unless that person puts themselves out there? If that person is out there, galavanting something or trained or saying, look at me. As far as I know, I've never heard of this person I've I've never seen this person publicized anywhere so to me this is just a by the way let me just tell you a quick little fact about what me and Karen did I yeah definitely on a stomach

and this is a girlfriend since before he was married so we're going back 20 30 years and he's still bragging about having sex with a girl. It's embarrassing. All of this is very embarrassing. It almost looks like a guy who doesn't have sex with girls. Right? That's the kind of person who brags about finishing on someone's face or in their mouth like what he said a few weeks ago.

I got so much tail in 86. All right. Oh my God, this whole episode started off bragging about this battle of the bands when he was in high school. Oh, it's so stupid. He had every single detail at what I had for like 12 minutes. Explaining how amazing his band was and everything that happened. Alright, we're the best.

So let's talk about misgendering me. I'm bored of this subject. I don't care. John can call me Lady Kay Martin, Carla and anything else. I don't give a fuck. The reason I am pulling this clip is because John's so bad at defending himself over it.

He doesn't understand how to defend himself. And I love when he gets his mother involved. You sitting right next to him. Oh. Base pill. Thanks five bucks. Every time he was fined to call you, break your own regarding lib for rules.

Have you made me transile. Have you made me trans, have you made me trans? How was it to rockatory? If he wants to be a lady, don't, if he wants to be known as Carla, what do you want me to do? Not call him Carla? Do I want to be known as Carla,

producer Chris? I don't think so. I don't think so either, I've never said that. I shouldn't call him, lady K, if he wants to dress up as a cowgirl? Is he gasp K. If he wants to dress up as a cowgirl. Is he gaspating me? I want to dress up as a cowgirl. It was a consequence of where a cow bikini,

not a cowgirl, a cow bikini, it's consequence on the creep off. So this is back to the performative version of John. I know, it's annoying. The, I don't know what to call this one. He's like, oh, I'm just trying to do the right thing. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, itacchini picture, he was in drag all the time for the tonight show. There's pictures of him dressed up like Wendy, as you, I'm not stuttering. You know, you gotta, it works for you too, asshole.

Yeah, for Miss America, the Howard Sternbuck, he famously has a photo in there dressed in drag, dressed up like a woman, but I didn't enjoy it. One eats up. And coming to my chat is Carla. I'm not supposed to call him that. I never did that. What do you? If I call him Carl, then I'm a shandering him. Okay, right? No. No. You do. If somebody comes in my chat and can call them some Carla, then I'm not going to call that person Carla.

What's a chat? Yeah, then I'm going to call Carla. I'm leading the witness. I'm checking your honor. Bum off. Someone comes into my chat and says, I'm better than them. I'm better than them, right? She'll be representing him in the next suit. Yes. And then he poses at a cowgirl outfit. And I don't want to tell you. He's a stick, yeah. Because that's what you wear every day. Yeah. The mom's enjoying this.

Yeah, right. All right. All of my does is show in front of the fine China, by the way. Now, I don't have a fantastic background myself. But when you're putting, when you're the star of the show, find something better than the fine China. Yeah, he should be in a room somewhere. He's always out in the living room,

bothering everyone. And I didn't pull this clip, there's a couple of days ago, but his mom is milling about in front of him while he's doing a show, he's like, ma, you're distracting me. Can you just go in the other room?

Can you just get up and go in the other, it's like you're in her fucking house, John. What do you do? You're bossing her around. She's not asking you to podcast every day from her living room because John likes to call people gay and misgender them. People keep calling him out for that. Again, I don't care I can call me gay till he's blue in the face and he probably will probably will at some point. Yes

But this is John's defense for that. I have two gay kids. You think I'm anti gay? You any of mine? for that. I have two gay kids. You think I'm anti gay? You know, you mind? Now, this is what I want to analyze. We talked about this on point, dabble point. Actually, I'm going to bring in my buddy, Cardiff. He might have some info on this too. What's happening, Cardiff? Oh, hi. Oh, hi, hope you're in a better mood now than you were this morning. I'm always in a good mood on this show. All right, good. I'm glad to hear that we treat you the right way over here. And I do want to go back to the battle of the band stuff. Oh, okay, let's talk about that in a second. John just show. All right. Good. I'm glad to hear that. We treat you the right way over here.

And I do want to go back to the battle of advanced stuff. Yeah. Oh, okay. Let's talk about that in a second. John just said he has two gay kids. So we know that the middle daughter is gay. She explained that in that article that we read that was posted. And then his first born was gay in high school. In fact, famously was prom queen and queen. The first time ever,

a gay couple was voted the prom queen and queen at that high school because her. That's high school. Yeah, she's her and her girlfriend. We're very popular. And we all know that because she tweeted it out constantly. Correct. I know. Oh, there it out constantly. Correct. I know. I know because John told me that everyone else. All right. This is not I'm not fishing for this. But then the gay daughter became a man who I assume still likes women.

Wouldn't that make him a straight man? Wouldn't he have one gay daughter and one trans son? Not two gay kids. I think instead of saying gay kids, he should have used the alphabet. Yes. The LGBTQ. Then yes, then you get away with it very easy, you know, to explain himself. I'm looking for that. I keep trying to think, but nothing happens. Draw. I know. It's a real head scratcher, isn't it? You're like, all right.

I know John's a victim, but is he describing his victim but correctly? I can't tell. He doesn't know. Cardiff, it talked to me about this battle of the bad story that he started off his show with. Well, he went on for about 10 minutes describing the sets they built.

Yep. They had guillotine and trap doors and all this costumes of masks. They had this whole lapper thing where Paul Bears came out and carried a casket up to the stage. He didn't put this much in opening for Aussie, but at plain Ridge High School, plain Edge High School, my alma mater. Yeah. He put all this effort into this and it was a sold out show. Remember the sold out show for the Battle of the bands. Like he was talking about this. There's no way he built.

There's no fucking way. Stern John built a trap door. John show us something from this Battle of the Bands that proves any of this actually happened. Like he's describing Alice Cooper in 1986. That's what he's describing. It's not the, what were the still ministers? Who?

Stiff ministers. Stiff ministers. Yeah. The stiff ministers. And then George Collins gave me a time machine and we got Eddie Van Halen and Mozart. And we started rocking out. Buckethead was there.

I thought I thought of what Bill and Ted. Do you know what kind of engineering is required to build a trap door? That somebody's not going to die from. Yeah, it's not. I'm not buying it. Ah, you keep flicking out of the off over there. Chris, we have these two handsome. That's never the problem with producer Chris Cardiff. Speaking of handsome, there's a guy who uses the old Cleveland Indians logo as his avatar, and John is not happy about that.

This guy is using Chief Wahoo. That is racist. Okay. And notice something my daughter. Oh, that's going to say that's that why he's using it. Yeah, let's go back to what that was is Lily Delibate. And of course, that would imply that John's daughter's father is actually Gary Delibate by my buoy. And it does say, uh, is my buoy my real dad, I hope he is. He's rich. And so whenever John sees something like this, he doesn't want to address.

He talks about a spelling error or a typo or racism. This is a logo that was on a stadium three years ago. It was on everyone's shirt in that stadium three years ago. And now it's the craziest thing anyone's ever seen. Guys using Chief Wahoo. That is racist. Okay. And he's insulting my daughter.

What? Actually insulting Baba Booey. Yes, because that's what Carl was trying to compare Lily to Gary because of her teeth. Yeah, they beat on my kids. She's like, it doesn't make sense now. Yeah, right. Oh, yeah, because of her fucking teeth.

Oh, yeah, I get that. Yes, Susanna. Susanna, Gary, we're very good friends. We're good. All right, it're very good friends. We're good friends. All right, it's all coming together, Mario. I was, uh, but I can't call him Carla, but he can go for Lily, but I can't call him Carla.

I know it is. I'm going to go back to him, but could you see the hypocrisy and all these people? It's not hypocrisy. I don't care if you call me Carla. It's fine. We don't care. You imagine a grandmother having a deal with this? No. I'm glad you here to hear my side of the story so that you can back me up on all of this. Yeah, let's be nice. Yeah, John. Yeah. All right. So now so now this is hilarious because Vince the lawyer has been sending food to John's house, regardless of where he is California, Florida, New York, it's constantly food getting sent to his house. And on Christmas day, he sent dominoes and John was not having that. We don't need that

shit. Get that shit out of here. But they kept sending food. So eventually John decided to make signs and put them outside and get all these signs outside. Fucking amazing. Tell people, yeah, I have an example of that. The Chilei sent me. We showed on point, demo point last night. I'll show you. So John decided to put these signs out. Well, unfortunately, Vince decided to order pizza from the place they actually like the pizza from so now what the fuck are we gonna do How do we navigate this cuz we actually what that pizza, but we already put up the signs and how are we gonna pull this off Don't Vince Thanks looks don't do it because they're not gonna come up here You know, I got signs all over the place, Vin.

He's trying to send us a free pizza from papalados. So if you want them, you got to go out front. He's a friend. Oh, okay, that's Vin. Yeah, that's Vin. So if you want it, he's a friend. He's trying to solve this problem right now. He's like, okay, there's food being

sent here. We want that food. There are signs outside to say, don't ring the doorbell or knock on the door. My mom will sit out the right. Yeah. That was a solution. You go wait. Wait. Yeah. The leading the witness. So if you want it, yeah, I want it. I'm not saying that part. That's a good point. Yes. Well, they'll probably come and see the signs and not come in. But if you don't want to get up, don't worry about it. Oh, put it on. They'll keep it for you probably. Yeah, don't worry. Yeah, you could go to the other side, man.

You know, we got it all all barricaded here. Yeah, barricaded. Yeah. So this is an example of this side. I have it up on the screen right now. Do not not not not not not not not. Not in Danish thing. Yeah. Do not not or ring the doorbell three exclamation points. And for some reason instead of a K they put an N and then they try to fix it by color or gonna. But I don't think it will work. Oh wait, that shows attention to it. Now it looks stupid. My five year old daughter can make a better sign in that. That is such a terrible sign. No, no thought about centering or how much room they're going to have. But tell me, I was like, oh, shit, how do I fit doorbell on you?

What was I going to say? The word do is the biggest word on that side. Yeah, quickly lost real estate. Kind of peed it out there at the end. So they know this is the same pizza guy who John got his son into NYU. That's right. I forgot about that. This so much has happened this week. It's so insane.

So do you want to tell that story real quick? John had to call the dean and and don't shout for this guy. He doesn't even know. So this guy asked for a letter as John is such a esteemed to NYU attendee. That's all I'll say is he attended NYU. We have no evidence of graduation. Correct. But this pizza guy asked John to write a letter to help his son get into NYU.

And John going above and beyond got the Dean on the phone. Said, Hey, this is just kid. He's going to do good. Good kid. It's good kid. I don't know. I'm looking at the grades.

I'm looking at what he did as far as exoccurriculars. I just I'm not seeing it. But if John Melendus is telling me this is a good kid. All right. I'll do this for you, buddy It's unbelievable. He's really stupid. He thinks that we're all stupid, though, which is the fun part about this and 10 short years later His son gave my son skateboards So quit pro quo. So yeah, I forgot about that part of it. So now we're gonna see John watching Casey Armstrong and I just want us to sit back and observe an idiot who has no idea How to review another show how to analyze it what he does because he's a moron

He yells at Casey Armstrong's if Casey is watching him back He literally has conversations with people who aren't there and who aren't watching the show. I know KC wasn't watching the show because I talked to him right after this happened and he's like, oh yeah, I wasn't watching that. So he's not watching this. He doesn't, so I'm paying attention,

but John wouldn't know that. I got to reply to it because my friend, my friend, Tubby, he sends me a bunch of clips of John talking about me in every fucking clip is a lie. Really like what case? Like what? What's the lie? I'd like to hear it.

No nuts. Well, maybe unpositive, man. He paused since our telegannum. This is not happening in real time, John. This is already, this is pre-recorded. You're watching a rerot. Imagine going to a live play with John. Yeah, right. Get ahead.

Tell me the lot. It's completely untrue. And I don't know. How does he get away with doing that? Look, I'm not going to sue the guy. Everyone knows that. I happen to be a man. Maybe I should knock out that shit.

Well, he's gonna bash me for being anti-gay. He just uses a misogynistic term. I'm not gonna sue him because I'm a man. As if men only women sue, is that what you're trying to say, okay, you are so bad at this, it is so easy to take you down. All right, John, I'll translate it since you're more on.

What he's saying is that, man up, be a man about it. Set all these things outside of court in the law. It's not like that, court's involved, and attorneys, and attorney attorney fees and judges. Man the fuck up. And that is missons. Talk to someone directly is what Casey is saying and watch John. He's so proud of himself. He thinks he's got a got you right here. As if men only women sue. Is that what you're trying to think? No, that's not what you're trying to say. No, that's stupid. And there's

no, that's John deliberately not getting trying to say at all. Stupid. And that's, no, that's John deliberately not getting the point. Is he deliberately not getting the point? Okay, yeah, because watch him victory lap about this. You are so bad at this. It is so easy to take you down. Because I'm a man. What does that mean?

Case? You're not going to sue because you're a man. So only men don't sue. Is that what you're mean? Case? You're not gonna see because you're a man. So only men don't sue. Is that what you're saying, Case? You just screwed up your whole argument in your first 10 seconds. Then you must be impressed. I can dissect this l'mox and fucking... Oh, yeah. See how he's not talking back to me. He's too easy. I shut him up. see how he's not talking back to me he's too easy I shut him up yeah he's not saying he makes fucking lady case see my guy instein sick burn so based on this criteria can Johns oldest son suit well see again I go back to either two gay children or just one I don't know

Are there two gay children or just one? I don't know. See, I know what you're saying deliberately not missing deliberately missing the point. But then the way that he says, I just fucking crushed this guy. Obviously, he has no argument against me because I beat him. And this goes on because he brings on Vince the lawyer. Vince the lawyer comes on the show, which by the way, him and Vince the lawyer had a falling out earlier in the week and now they're fronching God. Of course, because Vinnie just knows how to manipulate John. He really understands exactly how to control him in every single way, proves it over and over again, multiple times a week.

And John keeps falling for it. I know he trolls me sometimes. He's always trolling you. He's trolling you right now. Here is an example. Oh, you mean the secret formula of beer and pizza? Well, no, the secret formula is you agree with them on who they think sucks. So when Vince the lawyer goes, yeah, she always not funny. John, see, this guy gets it. This guy gets me. It makes fun of my teeth. There's always just like, yep, lady case got shitty teeth. I like the enemy of my enemy is my friend. Yes. So he falls for it every time.

But yeah, the pizza and beer doesn't hurt. That's for sure. He doesn't join. He doesn't join getting some free goodies. Thanks. Are you watching this idiot? Yeah, I am. Well, I'm watching. But what? I mean,

haven't we already said this a billion times? Well, I mean, I have different opinions on the thing, but John, I do have to apologize. You're 100% accurate. He asked me if you were ever selfless to someone. Okay, so this is very good trolling on Vincenzo's part. I wouldn't think to do this.

He's playing on the fact that John thinks that Offering to watch my cast that don't exist in Florida is the same as doing me a favor In John's mind if he offers to do something nice for somebody He already did that nice thing for somebody So watch how Vince plays this to someone and I totally forgot that You selflessly made in a poly or non-apology you made a declaration to him saying if there's ever any time you need me I'll be there for you Casey and Vince you can use this part of the audio we have other audio that we

had other private conversation but specifically you did something nice for him and I totally blew it I totally forgot that I was so mad. I'm going, man, bring up the take. Did you remember I said the world is better with you? Yes, yes. And John, as we're watching it in the car, I was telling the kids, I'm like, I was so stupid because he's working and all these.

And this is immediately when he gets on the show. So he's already playing John by saying, you know, I forgot when the, that's about an example of you being selfless. I forgot. You offered to help him out if he ever needs help. Well, no one ever apologizes to John. So that's the perfect lead is, hey, I owe you an apology.

Correct. He's already won. He loves to say anything after that. But then he also plays into the fact that he has, for whatever reason reason convinced John that his children enjoy centering John's program. There is no way in fucking it out. And he child with some adults don't why would kids. Children would not enjoy this program any single way. It would make no sense. So then Vince works in the I was talking to my kids. You're watching this in the car. Watching it in the car.

I was telling the kids I'm like, I was so stupid because he's trying to like plank this picture of a negative towards you and with that specific question you actually did something privately for him selflessly for him you made this beautiful speech to him that I never actually got the give to him but yeah sorry about that no I know that that would have I bet you that would have had them in tears if you played it John thinks it just suggesting you would do someone nice for someone would have somebody in tears Hey, what else are we here for So charitable this man, it's unbelievable. So then What happens next is John's talking about those DMs he got from Casey's supposed business partner that's

gonna out Casey for all this nefarious business dealings. And this is where Vince the lawyer goes, you know, I actually I've looked into it. There's really nothing there. I don't know that you should even be exposed and stuff. You know who sent that to you. You don't know if the information is correct. I've looked into it. It doesn't seem like it is.

And then props to VTL. So I don't say very often, he brings up to Heady Village. He was, Judd, what about us, someone brought up about, you know, how you used to promote to Heady Village. And that was kind of a shady thing that they were doing at the time share, because remember, we played it recently

when John was on the end of the show in 2008, and he's promoting to Heady Village. He didn't say it was a time share. He didn't say it was a time share. He didn't say it was a time share pitch. He didn't say anything like that. He just said three days, two nights, beautiful resort and it's totally free. You've got to trust me on this one. Just tell him, John Melinda, Suncha, and it's a free vacation. It's beautiful.

Never and you're going to be forced to be in meetings and there's a hard sales pitch. And you got to go through this and this and this. None of that information was put out there So Vince brings this up to him and all the sudden John's memory gets foggy. It's weird because John remembers everything to steal trap You can't get past this So does Tahiti Villas gets brought up John can't remember and he starts to stutter again Which is weird I haven't seen John stutter in months But then all the sudden when he's lying

Remember you pitched Tahiti village. Should we hold you liable for that? If there was anything wrong with it, I don't know if there was, but Tahiti village, Tahiti village. Yeah, you used to pitch Tahiti village. Remember you were fighting with Howard and you weren't necessarily on Howard's show, but you were pitching it to one of the other podcasters. And that's where you and Howard started to get into an argument about like 10 years ago to heat

The only thing John has ever admitted to Has been being a bad actor when he has spoken of his own movie, so he should not try this tactic. No, I know it doesn't work at all We're not buying it for second looking off in the distance to heady village gosh that sounds familiar for some reason Why I could go for a Tahitian treat right now. Well, I have one more clip out here, and this is my favorite one because As they're talking about all the transphobia and all this terrible things and John's children Vince asked the question that we all want to know the answer to only because John will not answer it Would you have sex with a trans woman? I don't care. It's pre or post whatever would you have sex in the trans woman? So Vince asks this question and John the deflections here are amazing there's two in a row I tell you workout video would you ever hook up with a post-op

transexual I never thought about those things I think about it now it presented with I know Jim Lauren is with a you know either here or there a transgender person now and I don't yeah it doesn't pre-ear post-op I don't know does the person have and I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, does the person have a penis or not? Jim Norton's? Yeah. Yeah. Okay. Does he know that for a fact? I don't know. I think you just want out of this interview. I think so too. We can only assume. We can always. Yeah. Yeah. So if someone had a penis, would you hook up with them if they were trans? Yeah, good question

What is people trying to come to my room? And why did you get my fucking link out? Oh the sun this people trying to get into is chat. Oh my god I mean into the show they're in the green room back there. Oh, he can see the green room He just noticed it now even though they've been there for 15 minutes I know it was going on behind the scenes. You had Mike Morrison there and producer Joe, both tried to get on the show, both got blocked. They both shown evidence of that. They filmed it.

Them getting blocked by John. And now all of a sudden it's just like, all right, enough about Jim Norton. What would you do? And he's like, wait a second. What is this back here? Me? I think you should have.

Yeah, it looks like it's like we, it's also a vampire also a pamphlet Who me I think you should yeah, it looks like it's like we what I think if shit. I don't let him in No, I'm not but you definitely gave it out because I only said you the link Okay, so That's everybody Okay, so that's our buddy

Stuttering John we got to keep asking that question. I don't think anyone should give John money But if you do ask him if he would have sex with a trans woman I want to know how committed he is to the cause LGBTQ plus cause that we have going on. We're all behind Hey, candy. Go. Hi. Oh, hi. How's it going? That's all right. We're all behind. Hey, candy. Oh, hi. Oh, hi. How's it going? That's all right. I guess. Yeah. How was your holiday? Yeah. It's fine. I got to say, though, your tips don't look frosted anymore. You just look really old and gray. Kind of a compliment. Good. I'm sure. I'll take it. So that like frosted. That's pretty cool.

I shouldn't talk. I look like an M.O. an MOB pictures wife right before the neighbors called the cops so yeah what happened to you I don't know I don't know was that makeup tutorial helpful at all from a brandy's daughter no all right I'll send you the entire I should try I should wear makeup sometime you should really glow up Candy you need to work on that Kenny, if you met my buddy Brandon. I have not high brand on I Am here. I appreciate your contributions to this show as well. Oh, thank you. At least somebody appreciates me. I do Yeah, all right. Well, I think since we have a kindie here in Cardiff. We need to poke a dabble Let's get right into it. I don't know if Brandon knows how to play.

Brandon, you familiar with to poke a dabble, or my friend? I am. I am. Don't worry about me. I actually asked Brandon before the show started because he does have to get out of here and do a druid mic episode tonight. If you wanted to stick around for a Topoga dabble and he was into it, he was excited about it. I'm gonna win. Anything's possible. I drew a mic episode tonight. If you wanted to stick around for Topoke and Davelin, he was into it. He was excited about it. I'm gonna win. Anything's possible. It's time for everyone's favorite game show.

Topoke, a Dabler. Are you ready to play? Topoke, a Dabler? Yeah, he can sit there, Jan and goof on me in his panel basement. Jan, but you know, if Lady Kay, and this is not a threat, people, you know if Lady Kay saw me in person, he would fucking run the other way. Just like the shit way you did when I tried to interview him. They are what you call internet bullies.

Might be just our sense of smell. Oh, the reasons. Why do you want me to play that, Dad? It's so, I don't want to give it any fucking promotion. You know, even though I just did. Well, yes, he's Dr. Bibes, that's what I'm saying. Did I just say, I don't think Vinnie's such a bad guy. I just think that Vinnie has a bad friend, lady K, and for some reason he can't quit him.

He should, but he won't't so he's gonna sit there and Spock every time it's kind of cute no matter what I said to Vinnie about Lady Kaye like I could have said that he fucking I don't know I could have made up any kind of lie about every still wanted to be this guy's friend More on Like anything. Really bad like you know like he fucking Like anything, you know he fucking what Number one

the murderer next Arsonist for hate criminal. Lastly, internet bully to poke a dab. All right, it can't be arsonist. That would be too funny for a job. So I'm going to go with I have to say be murder or even though it's boring. I think that's where John's mind finally got to after all of that thinking Brandon you're new here you go next I'm gonna go with one rapist. Okay. Yeah, that's definitely a possibility

Kindie Torrent between one and B, but I'm gonna go with B just because he's unimaginative. Yes, I was thinking the same thing Producer Chris I did not work the spread because I went with one rapist. Okay. So it's, I think it's deflection in his part. All right. What's, yeah, let's see. I just want to point out for the record, the way you guys are playing this game, he did use the term internet bully. Yes. Beating up for this clip. I just want to point that out.

Oh, shit. Hang in there. Okay. That's a red hary. Yeah That's why I didn't pick that I didn't I could don't really that he eats shits in the sheets Still be this guy's front No matter what I said to Vinnie about lady K like I could have said that he fucking I don't know like anything Really bad like you said that he fucking, I don't know, like anything really bad, like, you know, like he fucking, like anything, you know, he fucking, he's an arsonist.

No, no, come on. An arsonist. I can't believe he knew what that word. At first, I thought you said what an answer. That's why I grabbed this clip. I could have sworn he said narcissists. I'm going to see that again. And I will point out, and maybe John knows this, I grew up in a town called Spencer Port.

A lot of mysterious fires when I was growing up. A lot of buildings burnt down. Yeah, flex in the middle. Without any bikes inside. Yeah. Flexing a little without any bikes inside. Yeah, right? Lady K. Like I could have said that he fucking, I don't know, like anything really bad. Like you know, like he fucking, like anything, you know, he fucking, he's an arsonist of something. Just what

and maybe K, complete narcissists. Did he try to say narcissists and say arsonists? Kind of confused. I think you got confused too. He was at a real hard time spit no word out one more time. But then we'll move on. Like, you know, like he fucking, like anything, you know, he fucking, he's an arsonist or something. Just one arsonist. He would defend burn yourself. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood for a melody.

I'm in the mood. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood for a melody. I'm in the mood. for a melody, I'm in the mood for a melody, I'm in the mood. Fucking is bread and like it's 117. Am I missing something here? Probably the time zone.

Probably. You might get a huge show. You should lose web crystals over. It's like, yeah, look, he's got 173 people waiting for him and he's not here. Did he get a flat tire? Hey, cab, did you get a flat tire? He's not listening to you. Did you need to get your yellow bicycle helmet repaired? This is before he liked to cover the guy.

Yeah, he was convinced that I guess Kevin was not starting a show because he was on. Oh, okay, got it. Did you need to get more pink sneakers? So you could ride your bike? What's with all these guys in a dab of verse who have problems with their feet? Well, you've got club foot collar. And then you've got fucking Kevin who's got to wear some fucking lady shoes because he can't fit into

normal shoes. What's going on? Wait a second. The list goes on. Ladies shoes because he can't fit into normal shoes Sajanistic yeah, right can you do we're lady shoes are normal shoes I Say we're abnormal shoes With these feet they have all these problems with the feet That's all for this time Come back next time actually. Actually, Jada's problems with his feet too. Remember he talked about how smelly they are? That was like, remember?

The Jada, he's so much like, well, my feet do. I feel like I'm in the teenage show. Everything on his body. He has gotten exponentially more disgusting just in the past few months. Yes, agreed. He is a troll. And I don't mean an internet troll. I mean, billy goes

lives under a bridge, turns his tone in the sun, troll. He's the kind of person that trolls are based off of. They just lived thousands of years ago and were discussing drags of society and became monsters. That's what exactly what he is. Answer me these questions three. It seems to me like you're gonna expert, Mark. Who is the biggest loser? Bob Raublieve, the shit whale. And he called it two years ago, said he's turning into a monster.

He has arrived. He's there. He's here. Find out if you are a loyal enough friend to poke a dabbler. Brought to you by Subreddit Surfing Live Saturday March 9th, Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com. I'll be there. Sit Eugene Sit.

Good dog. Gets me every time I do enjoy that. All right. Brandon McAfee. I want to thank you so much for coming on the show and for pulling clips of that awful podcast. Watch your. No, thank you for having me. I really appreciate it. I earned a big fan of this show. The Drew and Mike show loves having you on every other week. You'll be on I believe this upcoming week on Tuesday. And I'm a very, very proud Patreon member as well. I've enjoyed all the the bonus material that you and Chris put together, the the saga of the book. I'm a big fan.

So if anybody wants to check out that Patreon, I recommend it. I mean, go on. I mean, you don't have to stop now. Well, seriously, thank you so much for coming on the show. People should check out the Drew and Mike show. It is a show that comes out. They record it Sunday through Thursday for the most part, but it's meant to be listened to Monday through Friday.

Oh, okay. And your morning commute or whatever you do in the morning, get caught up on all the news and all the fun information that's going on on the Drew and all the fun information that's going on on the Drew and Mike show and check out the YouTube channel to Drew. I'd really like you to check out the Drew and Mike show on YouTube. I'm on there. Every time I come on and do an appearance, they always put my videos up.

Although I was a little bit disappointed because the last time I was on your guys show, I did a whole breakdown of Tom Segura and how he has lost touch with his roots. And I have these clips of him from when he was first doing stand up. And when he first started the podcast and talking about not having a lot of money and people who show off their money or douchebags, then fast forward to him and his fancy cars and yelling at poor people and all the ship. And then on the YouTube channel, they had to cut out a couple of the video clips I brought.

You guys quickly bent the knee to YouTube instead of pushing back as I would have done. You guys just like, oh, Netflix, Netflix says they hold this, okay? Never mind, we'll just cut it out. All right, sorry. We'll get a lot more aggressive when it comes to posting, but we do like posting your segments. Those are on every other week.

You also do a phenomenal job of breaking down Corey Feldman on the show and make show YouTube channels. People should definitely subscribe to the Drew and Mike show on YouTube and hit the notification button while you're at it too. Thanks so much for having me, Carl. Thanks, Brandon. Good to see you buddy. I care guys see you I can't wait. I can't wait to see Corey Feldman and limp biscuit with that idiot. It's gonna be a lot of fun All right So you brought up at the end of your game there cardiff. I was watching B. Dabler today You're very hurt. You had a seems like you had a little bit of a following out with Tookie. Tookie went on Mizurlo's company and Kevin Brennan, who honestly doesn't know what's

going on, which is fine. Why would he? But he started asking Tookie about how he used to be Tookie soup on Sunday nights. Now it's potato soup on Sunday nights. And of course, the reason for that is that Tuky said he needs his weekends back and he can't be prepping for a show all Sunday and then doing Tuky soup. So he wanted to move to Wednesday mornings. Carter said, all right, cool. I can take that time slot and do potato soup. But when asked about this on MLC, Tuky threw the potato right out of the bus and said, yeah, he stole it from

me. He stole my idea. He stole my time slot. And Cardiff went, well, what the fuck, bad? Why are you lying about this to an audience who doesn't know what's going on? So where are you at right now? Have you and Tukiae had a conversation behind the scenes since what I witnessed this morning? Are you guys good now?

What's happening? No. You haven't talked. And you're still angry with me. We'll figure it out. You think you well? I don't. I'd rather not discuss it. If that's okay. No, I'm a dad or fighting. It's not okay. I want to talk about that. Talk of sucker. Because I need Cardiff and Tuky. March 22nd in Tampa. Take it's on sale soon. Yeah. I'll get that wake up. Let's say a holiday weekend. We'll get a figure out. But take Tampa tickets on sale soon. Yeah, I'll get that wake up. It's a holiday weekend. We'll get a figure out But take it on sale soon. I need these guys at WTP life

When we do this and I don't want you guys fighting. Well, let's let the tension build up and then we reunite the Okay, yeah, fuck to like a piece of shit crusty inside show Bob. I mean, everyone boxing in this universe. So maybe we'll do that. That'd be hilarious. I think you got some reach on Rocco. Yeah. All right. My money's on the potato on this one. I can only go half-around, but I've got some reach. All right. Guys, we'll be back on Wednesday again. I haven't picked a category yet. You have any ideas for a category? Send those into me. Do you have an idea? You look like you do. Oh, I was thinking drama rounds two where we're everyone's on the same page.

Oh, what? Oh, you like that? He's not cheating. He's not cheating. He's not cheating. He's cheating. Cheating? Cheating. Cheating. Cheating. Cheating. Cheating. Cheating. Cheating. All right, so what we do on the midweek episodes

is we pick a podcast category and then myself, Lucy type box and Andy Q. Public come in and present. What we think is the worst podcast in that category, we tried to do audio drama. I should have said audio drama, but I was looking through the categories and it's called drama. So I thought that would audio drama, but I was looking through the categories and it's called drama. So I thought that would be enough, but it wasn't people to understand the assignment.

So maybe we should try audio drama again. Not everyone knows what that is. Well, yeah, and the one you brought was fucking hilarious. So I want to hear more of that kind of shit. Yes, I know the full. I brought up the Vinnie. We did a bonus show for the creep off yesterday. I brought up to him. I want to add that to the wheel of consequences We have to create our own audio drama podcast Recruit friends write a script do all the production on it. So

All right cool. I like that idea. Let's try that again. That'll be fun. There you go. There's our there's our teaser For that where I was just now Do we have any new reviews? We do. I'm going to hit the net news. Let me hit the net news and then we'll be back with reviews and voice males. Kindie is going to shine as where she shines in this segment.

But first, what's going on on the internet? Well, from Thai box studios and grummy downtown Rochester. It's the segment that won't go away Internet news. Yay From Facebook Shane Earl notes that Carl used to be in marketing. He still is, but he used to be too Lee Cohen retorts Carl used to be entertaining and then the dabble verse began Lee Cohen retorts, Carl used to be entertaining, and then the dabble verse began. Josh Manausky reminds us that, John may be playing 40 chess with all the trolls and haters, but Tuky is the puppet master. And Pablo Mesa takes John down a peg, I'm the coach. My unplug all the phone, my mom.

Jade Runner says, a 45 minute of Stuttjo abuse with Anthony Cunia, what a delightful Christmas present. Rusty Murth reminds us of the true wonders of the universe with, God, I'd give anything to know what slash how SJ siblings feel about him. Captain Dunsel brings up a good point, nice to see the grown-up Cartman home for the holidays. And adds, No, Mr. Kitty! That's a bad Mr. Kitty! Replace Kitty with anyone he's mad at at that moment.

You must respect my thought. Landrudenex3FR opines. John has to be the center of attention at his mom's house. Chicken little syndrome reminds us that John is the gloat, but Jan, Jacob 7172 notes he's the bloat. Really, to lay in chili 832, asks the hard questions with, why does it look like Anthony Kumia is wearing lipstick? And from Patreon, Blart Simpson suggests, I believe there's an aqua teen hunger force where Carl yells at his mother. It would be a Christmas miracle if Bologna Factory did something with that, toilet TM gushes, Stutt Joe's coming

to town is a real ear worm, so much soul in it. Richard Lucas has a valid complaint. Carl! Another year with no nudes from review girls? I've been hoping for Lucy Tapebox since May. And over on YouTube, the love keeps flowing from Yokes 27. Damn, Carl giving us content on Christmas morning. You're a good egg, sir. Have a great holiday.

But let's not forget the true reason for the season perfectly put by Andrew Wappel 3604. Mary shit on Johnmas. Of course there's at least one more hard-hitting question from 21 Dala Margariti. Where's the bottom half of Jerry's face? But really, the best question of the week goes to Mountain Man 8602. Can you guys make your screen smaller and Lucy's larger? Of course Michael Cicaglione 752 has the right idea and turn her mic off.

And finally, Ram Shekel Ben-Ben plays us out with. It's sad that producer Chris died, but the show must go on. Hey, who to fuck the dead? Wow, very impressive. Can you do we have any new reviews you'd like to read for us? So on iTunes, just regular iTunes, there's no new reviews. I had to dig a little bit. There's reviews from the first week of December. They're international. And so they have not been heard. You know, you don't have the preference this.

You know, could it just got right into it, not explained that. Look, when I do a little extra work, I want everyone to know. I know. Okay. Fair enough. I like Google two things. Right. It's called the audacity, the gumshen, the gall.

The irony of having a podcast reviewing other people's shows when yours is redundant and boring, just what just another mediocre dude with zero personality using derogatory terms and hate speech to desperately try to stay relevant. So awfully pathetic. Please take the mic off of this loser. That's from a French guy. Stay relevant. That's a nice thing. Anyone's ever said that. That's cool. I will take that review again. The audacity of the gumshen the gall should be John's next book. Yes. Is that a five star review? Can be you wish. I do wish. It's not the nefarity of it. Oh, damn it. Why hear another one? Yes, but another one star.

Okay. This is called wasn't expecting the blatant homophobia. Did all of this didn't love you calling people fags. Oh, okay. When was that? When do we do that? I don't know. I don't know.

It's probably towards the panel who was doing that. You might guess although we did have huesy on that that long. Yeah, right. I got to remember it from Creeperton. If it disclaimers up there, is that a one-star review? Mm-hmm. I don't even know. Because it's a hooter English over there.

They don't know shit. All right. Okay, yeah, you got one more for us. Maybe. Yeah. You got one more for us. Maybe. Thank you. Yeah. They still find those. Okay.

This one's called embarrassing. Embarrassingly cringe and unfunny podcast. It's like humor for eight year olds. All right. New tagline. Ha ha ha. You were free. You're all right.

That's gotta be a one-star review. God damn it. Merry Christmas. Thank you, Kennedy. You're all right. It's got to be a one star of you. Oh, God damn it. Merry Christmas. Thank you, Kennedy. You're the best. Yeah, she's great. All right. Speaking of Modo's, Carl Carl, he's our leader.

He's the ones who sucks our Peter. I don't know about that. I like the comedy for eight year olds better, I think. Gary and San Diego calls in a lot, and rarely do I hear a mistake from him. But this is one of those times, you have an outtake. Gary and San Diego outtake coming through. Hey Carl, this is Gardini, the great, with more predictions.

The answers are, Pepe, the off cue. The answers are Pepe Loppu. Let me redo this. Hey Siri. Cancel. Hey Siri, cancel. Hey Siri, hang up. So, I've made an observation. I don't want to be an ageist. I'm not an ageist by any means. But I've noticed in my life that older people love using Siri, and I think you can talk to.

And I think it's because in the 60s and stuff, like all the sci-fi stuff, we're always talking to computers. Computer. Yeah, right. I think people are like, yep, beep, it's going to be a skunk of flunk and a drunk. This is Gardini with more predictions. The answers are peppy-lop-you, fryer-tuck, and stuttering John Belendez. I'm going to open the envelope and we have what is a skunk? What is a Monk monk and what is a drunk?

This is a hitman Dan productions Very good. Thank you for that You know that one that one was a little predictable Thank you for that. You know that one that one was a little predictable This is a guy who's been listening to you some old W ATP episodes Hello, Carol. Thanks the Suttering John. I know your real name Carol She's burger shit anyways

I'm a Buddhist Jew so I don't care about your Christmas and stuff I'm just pissed that none of my podcasts, I can listen to this or you might not know. So I'm listening to a really old episode of WATP. That's sort of 89, the Flat Earth conspiracy. Dr. Steve, awesome job. As you might would say, a separated birth, as you might would say a separated birth one hour one minute forty seconds in that episode eighty nine of w-a-k-p and roblow the wings world we says I'm a fan also you talk about juzelot by my grandfather died now with the right out of a guard tower and broke his neck. All right.

That old gag. So that was a Doug from whose rights? Not Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve was out of part of the show back then. Doug from whose rights is the answer to the co-host on that one. But I'll take your word for it. I'm the separated of birth.

Manny coming in, he has a a message for Lucy tightbox. Maybe I should save this. That has to listen. Hey, this is Manny mental and I'm just calling to say Lucy. You only be afraid of no shocks. No, I take care of them for you. Yo, hit me up. I'm trying to just lose a Patrick Michael make a new podcast. You want to watch Shrek? It ain't a Christmas movie you write Or remember if you said that but you was right. You always right baby. Yeah, calm it back Good job, man. That was a good good call Re-refreshing smooth. Yeah, very smooth. I feel it's important To set the records straight.

There was a Shrek special called Shrek the Halls, which is very much a Christmas themed. I see. I don't know if it was a movie, but there was a Shrek Christmas thing. But the original Shrek was definitely not a Christmas. I just had a fucking gingerbread man in it. That's true. There was a gingerbread man. It's it. Didn't even think of that.

Technicality. Hey, Cole, I just wanted to wish you a happy new year, a long time back, slapper here, and I think for all the content. Thank you. I just wanted to comment on the last two shows because I was starting to become one of those people who's in that boat where I'm starting to just think that Stuttering John is like some sort of Andy Kaufman ask like genius that he thinks this is any sort of entertainment like but we're entertained by it. And like for instance, that him running around just going they're so desperate. They're so desperate while his mom's phone just continues to ring. And then on Christmas, he's sitting in front of this like China Hitchfollah precious memories

like like porcelain crap going, a Joyce 50 big ones like he's a 12 year old opening like a Christmas card from his aunt who lives across the country. And I know that Kevin Brennan got stood up by Chad Zumach, which was a great Christmas gift for all of us, but he is right about one thing. It is amazing how, even if this is some sort of genius act on John's part, you are literally the only one making money off of it, buying yourself second houses off of it. Anyways, happy new year, buddy. I was reading a comment on our YouTube. Someone was talking about how I must have just recently

started making money the way I was talking about poor people. And it was the episode where we were laughing about John's credit score. I guess that rubbed people the wrong way that we thought 666 was not a great credit score. I guess that rubbed people the wrong way that we thought 666 was not a great credit score. I'm just gonna say and I understand it's divorced and all that. When you make half a million dollars a year at a certain point in your life for a while, your credit score should be higher than 666. That's my thought out of that. I can be crazy. Well, you also don't have to have a lot of money to

have a good credit. That's true. That's true. You just be crazy. Well, you also don't have to have a lot of money to have a good credit. That's true. That's true. You just be responsible. And if you have a lot of money, you don't have to look at your credit score. That's awesome. True.

Yes. But sir, he's not Andy Kaufman. Andy Kaufman knew what he wanted to achieve. Yes. From beginning to end, he's more of a Tommy was so, if I may. Ah, yes. He's got without this swap. He's getting some heat for being an idiot. And he's like, oh, I'm going to lean into it.

Right. But he doesn't know which way to lean. He finally decided to lean into it. Yes, you're right. Deluxe coming in. Hey, Carl, it's a Deluxe. I'm left coast. I hope everything's going well.

Hey, I heard about your new show, Linda date hole in one with Lucy tight box. I would be interested. We're obviously bros. Hopefully getting in there. Hey, hold on for one second. Sure. Hey, I'll be right on. We're all fuck him up. Give me one second, motherfucker. Hey, I'll get him. Who? Hey, sorry. I don't know if I've mentored it in my spare time. I volunteer up at Huntington Beach. And I help people avoid shark attacks. I gotta go beat the shit out of the shark attack. Anyway, hopefully I can get in the contest. I don't know if one of her type has a millionaire with me or the beach, but hopefully I get in there.

See? Well, she's afraid of the beach, but maybe out of your around, sir. Yeah. So I think it would protect her pretty well. Beat up on those sharks like you are. Very impressive. Can you do you want to be part of this contest? Would you want to win a date with Lucy? Oh fuck yeah, all right Right, all right, and the winner is kindi

I can't believe hands down Can I nominate stuttering John as a contest? Oh, okay Lucy Okay, all right, no Lucy. Yeah, we tried that before Lucy was for once opposed to a date with someone But could we hook up Kendi with Centering John? Oh, that I will kill myself. I mean that I Well, okay, it's on this is happening everybody. Let's make this happen The answers are William Shatner the Montreal Screw Job, and Stuttering John Melendez. I'm

going to open the seal down the loop. And the question is, name a Kirk, a jerk. A work. Now, name a Kirk, a work, and a jerk. I'm going to stand up. Yeah. Carter, you're good at this. Oh, man. I did invent Korsnack. Gary.

Gary Deede is having a tough tie with us. I don't know if the great is a good last day for this guy. Yeah, but if you don't try to be great from the beginning, you'll never be great. It's true. Good point. I've got a peanut allergy. And what ads get dynamically inserted into my second favorite podcast? Fucking peanut butter whiskey.

How would you feel, Carl, the podcast advertised to you dolphins, year braces, or normal human being shoes? Professional marketer of my ass. Good luck yourself, call it back. All right, well, I have a question for this peanut butter whiskey. Is there, are there any real peanuts involved in a peanut butter whiskey?

I don't know. You mean, were any peanuts harmed? I'm just saying we got a peanut allergy, you can probably drink peanut butter whiskey and be fine. Is it a peanut extract you can probably drink peanut butter whiskey and be fine. Is it it's peanut sub peanut extract substitute or something? I don't know. I don not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure.

I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. This is Paco, just want to serve a tub. Merry Christmas, happy new year, all that stuff, you know, saying, just want to send a shout out to Chuck Randy that did school. I like him, he's cool guy. He's one of the good ones. Yeah, in the fuck Gary from San Diego, you know what I'm saying? The effort can rock and roll up my cock and roll up, you know what I'm saying? Fuck that, thank you.

All right, dude, I see that, little man. Hey, people, it's good work, man. Your shows are getting way better, dude. Like for real, if I had to say, if I had to say, I would say that they're getting better. You stupid fuck. My body ain't got you. Puck, you're getting me one set of reviews

of that kind of lake, which, sir, come on. But thank you, everybody. I already liked Pocko, but after that, I fucking love him. All right, wow. He said we were getting better three years ago. He's lying. No, we're still getting better asshole.

Oh, okay. Yeah, you continue. Fucking compliment. Let's ride with you. Yes, I know what you are saying. You don't have to keep asking. I touched your nerve with Carl. Paco called it again.

Hey, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. You know, I'm catching up on your shows again. I feel behind. Anyways, I'm on episode 475 and you know, some Bozo calls it. He's like, oh, this message is just a taco and we don't know what you're saying, you know what I'm saying. And so now basically I got to just clarify. Like, you know, like if you listen to all the other birds before I say, you know what I'm

saying, you know what I'm saying. So that's what it is. And yeah, the fuck you said, I took that one guy from like 10 episodes back where he's like shouted me out, but then I forgot to shout him out. And so he got all sad about it. So shout out to that one guy, you know what I'm saying? All right, let it is. This is the problem when you're catching up, Paco.

You got to say current. There's a lot of communication happening. Yes, there you know what we are saying. Come on, you don't have sand. Yes, 911. I'd like to report a homicide. 36 Clubfoot Lane. It's a wood panel basement.

I witnessed a man in his early 50s with frosted tips. Get his ass home murdered. I'm done by early 50s. Put your hat down. That's a part of the problem when I love it. Is this Tom Myers? Where did that come from early 50s?

So at a rate, Jay, they would say that. Since 2023 is coming to a close, I was wondering if we had any update on how Chad Numauk's year of sobriety was going. Not good. my fear of sobriety was going on. He said he was going to get super jacked by junior July or some show. And it is December 29th. So I'm he should be like Wayne Johnson by now, right? Oh, totally. Yeah, no, it's not going well.

He is not pulling anything off that he said he would, which is you'll remember at the time this time last year, I said, don't say you're going to do stuff. Just do it. Because that is just embarrassing when you don't do it. You still has a day. That's true. Hey Carl, Gary and San Diego is calling to let you know another random price I've paid for something in the past.

I had to get the brakes fixed on Judy's 95 Corolla. 800 dollars. Can you believe it? So that's what it cost to fix the 85 Corolla. $800. Well, Toyota Corolla. Thank you for that update Gary. I appreciate it. One more voice, my dear. So, love, Carla. As much as I find stuttering down annoying, which I most definitely do, I pay attention to his show, just because I'm interested to see what you guys are gonna say about it.

Mm-hmm. I do think that there is a fair playing ground into which you antagonize a lot of things. For instance, lot of things. For instance, just simple things. You get your viewers to go on to his show and throw him. I don't. Look, I guess the point I'm trying to make is yes, he's a piece of shit.

Yes, he fucking deserves a lot of things that come his way. But at what point did you start feeling bad because you're picking on what i would consider a retard thank you thank you bye well definitely never i did say today people to go on there and ask him if you have such as a trans person only because for whatever reason he keeps dodging that question. I want to know the answer. But let me remind people why I never feel bad about John.

This is this is the tweets he put out today where he has a photo of me and my wife. And it says, now I get what any tag the wrong fucking account. W ATP pod. Now I get it. W ATP pod married a woman that looks like Ray Stern. Why? Because he so wants to be Howard coming out of her vagina. So how do you spell Ray? So how do you spell Ray Stern? Is it? Yeah, it's R.A.E. Yeah, of course it is. R.A. Why is a man's name? Johnny Moran. But I don't understand. I thought you were a virgin. Right. Yeah, both those things, both those legs.

In case you didn't know. So anyway, I'm thank you guys. You guys brought this up on Bdab or today, and you had a lot of nice things to say about Jenny Jingle. So I appreciate the best. She has the way too good for you. Of course, I say it every day, the voice of an angel. Have a date with with Jen and Lucy? No. I'm afraid she would leave me. Oh, yeah, I was gonna say your fridge will have a good time. Yes, exactly. I don't want her to see what it's like outside of the cage. That would be very bad. She gets a half an hour

a day. If she's good. Is this what it's like to kiss somebody with like chompers? good. Is this what it's like to kiss somebody with like chompers? It's no blessing. It's not written lips on your mouth. Hey, my lips are bleeding. This is nice. Get a jerks. You know that. All right.

Well, Karna, thank you as always for coming on and thank you for the Topoka Daveler game. Happy New Year. Put it together last minute. Appreciate that eight hour potato soup tomorrow buckle up everybody. That's right. Eight hour potato soup started to get one 9 p.m. 9 p.m. I've got the best of the first five potato soups.

Very good. Candy, what do you have going on tomorrow? Jack shit. That's how I like it. No big plans for the, uh, the new years. I'll be watching a potato soup. There you go. All right. Sounds good. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye!

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