Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep479 - Audio Drama Podcasts

Episode Date: January 4, 2024

We’re trying this one again, the worst podcast in the Audio Drama category. I came in with a podcast from Australia that is easily the laziest audio drama show of all time and it somehow takes seven people to produce it. Then Lucy found a show from just one guy that takes a lot of effort but zero talent. And finally, Andy comes in with a musical that actually sounds like a musical from what I’ve been told. This might be our gayest episode, ever. Please vote on our Patreon page (open to everyone) for either Love and Luck, InSpectre, or The Flame. After our presentations we’re checking in on Kevin Brennan and the moment he realized he’s a loser thanks to Hackverse Anonymous on YouTube. Then there’s audio of Stuttering John on the Howard Stern Show that might explain why he’s very upset about the wedding speech videos. Also, Ray DeVito has to school John on why Kate Meaney doesn’t return his texts, calls, or DMs (yes, he has been trying all three). And finally, Tom Myers is a liar! He tried to make it look like I delete his comments on YouTube.  https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Yeah. Eric Griffin is the least funny comic of all time. I don't know how he gets on the show, though, again, your contributions are okay. Let's have this guy on. Yeah. I guess because Brendan's job is even worse. Have you seen Chris D'Lia's ridiculous?

Show with D'Liaon is brother yet? No Oh my god, whose brother air griffins. Oh Deleon is brother. It's the unfunny Delea as if there was an already one Yeah, I know the unfunny Delea is there's Chris. Yeah, I guess he's a brother day Matt that is Why is there a reason why is there would tell me about this? Yeah, I guess you don't listen to my show I gotta get out of that. Is it an unfunny twin brother? Yeah, yeah, it was really giving my show a run for its money. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us a five star review on Apple podcasts and

then shit all worse in the comments section. Today, we'll be competing for the worst podcast in the audio drama category. We tried this. I tried this last time. I messed up. I didn't assign this correctly. So now we have the assignment correct audio drama. We've each brought a different show. You the listener will get to decide who brought the worst audio drama podcast. We will have pulls out for voting. Let's get into it by starting with the poll from last week. I'm looking to Twitter and I see Carl with Omega star seven

at 43.2% of the votes. It did, I was picking up my wife's phone, logging on to Twitter and voting for myself, but I still couldn't win. Right in front of Carl, I was like, look what I'm doing. 278 votes. It's not gonna be one vote, it's not gonna be. Coming in second on Twitter, what a sign of change.

Coming in second on Twitter, is Lucy with hot tea, 32% of the poor shit, I was up. And Andy with who shit in the boat of the place. There are things. This is fucking twenty five percent. Now, that's on Twitter when I go to Patreon. Oh, I see. We had the point on Patreon as well.

Oh boy. Coming in at number one on Patreon, you're truly 43% of the votes. Both places 43%. Uh huh. Carl was a megastar seven. In second place on Patreon is Andy with who shit on the floor of the votes. Both places 43%. Carl was a megastar seven. In second place on Patreon is Andy with who shit on the floor of my wedding. At my wedding?

I'm gonna rip that rock. Yeah, right. 35% and then Lucy was hot tea at 22%. Yeesh. Yikes. Those are the Patreon people. I guess they're waiting for photos to emerge.

That's disrespectful. Yeah, so that means I'm the winner, which means I go first. Is that how we do this thing? You're so proud of yourself right now. Yeah, of course. You're glowing. I love one yet. I love asking for the poll.

I love winning. We tied once. Oh, right. Which is effectively you lose it. You guys tie you guys tie for last place. No you. Perfect time for a draft. She was about to tell me off. So thank you for that. All right, I'll get started then.

Shall we? Yeah. I brought a show with a good official. All right, I brought a show called Love and Luck. And Love and Luck again,

I'll tell you how I found it in a minute I want to start off by playing some clips so you know what I was listening to I listen to you about eight episodes of this show and It is about now remember. It's an audio drama so it's scripted. It's acted out. This is from Australia and There are these two gay guys who meet and then become boyfriend and boyfriend So I'm gonna skip ahead episode three. Let's get started episode three because the first one a body of theirs hooks them up And they call each other and they leave voice males and then the second time they meet and then the third one They are boyfriends. All right very exciting exciting stuff. Hey, boyfriend, since we're boyfriends now.

So, I just wanted to tell you that was definitely the best weekend of my life. I'm only sorry we had to end it so we could go back to work. Hope you have a good day today. Okay, so they're officially boyfriends and excited about it. Now you might be asking who these voicemails? Yeah, what year is it? Years as they were leaving voicemails for each other. Wouldn't you just text? Well, they want to get that out of the way quickly with this clip.

This is probably weird, but do you know I intentionally didn't pick up your call just before? I wanted to listen to your voice mail instead. I feel like I feel about your voice mails the same way I feel about getting puzzles in the mail. It's like receiving an old school love letter or something. I really like it. I really like you. We're getting a text, be a lot more like getting a love letter in the mail. Yeah, you'd read it. But also, uh, tech doesn't really work for an audio crowd. Why? So they're trying to work around this.

So what they're doing is they're playing these voice bells that this newly gotten together gay couple. What's going on? Let's say damn you. Hand in shoe warning. You look defeated. All of a sudden, I don't know what's going-handed shoe warning. You look defeated all of a sudden. I don't know what's going on.

I'm feeling very confident right now. All right, good. And you're the coldest shot before the show started. So he's feeling confident. He doesn't care about these gay guys leaving voice mails. But I do. What do they up to over here?

The way I feel when I see the voice mal notification is definitely the same way I felt about getting notes from crushes in high school. You got notes from crushes in high school? That's adorable! I bet you were popular. Did you get notes from boys and girls? Did you ever write back?

I need to know more about Cain the High School Hot Breaker. Please leave me a message with all the details. No, just answer the phone. Just talk to the guy about it. Do you want to be my boyfriend, yes or no? Yes, that's what he's talking about. This is reminding me, when we were in Florida, we discovered that shitty, rupert home song.

Are you sure that's a pinnacle out? Is that am I spoiling discovered that shitty, rooper home song. We sure did. And Pina Colotte. Am I spoiling anything? No, not at all. You just should be playing it after every clip. It's this terrible song called answering machine. Yes. And it's like Pina Colotte only worse.

We did the who was buying first because we've never heard the song before. But it's like, I just just call if can tell you about my Beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep So pretty much they like get engaged and married and divorced all over an ancient machine. Yeah, that sounds awesome It's great. We played a thousand times We couldn't stop listening to it All right, so this is very exciting this couple has gotten together, they're dating now, they're official, going steady as the kids say, probably necking, and the one guy was to bring the other guy.

See, one of the guys likes to go out and party and drink and the other guy, not so much. So they have like different hours that they're trying to maintain, but the one guy's like, we should probably go out. Frankly, you're hot, and I wanted to show you off to like the entire gay community. Maybe hold up a sign that's just like, that's right, fuckers, he's mine. Alright, now I don't know a ton about the gay community, but that might backfire. I don't think you want to bring your hot boyfriend

out to a gay bar. It seems like you're right. Hey, turn this piece of meat. I'm bringing it in every bag. Hey, yeah, check him out. Hey, where'd it go? This is so lazy, too. It's just like beep and then Roushote reads something

they wrote last week. It's the lazyest show. I remember when I think of audio drama podcasts I can't think of a worse style for a podcast All right, so then the other guy calls back and he says why can't go out for I cast you out two legs I turn into a pumpkin at midnight. I'm like Cinderella Or sin bear Ella No laughs He's the bear the bear or sin bear Ella. There's been no laughs. What do you mean?

I'm not. Cause he's the bear. He's the bear in the relationship. Yeah. Are you getting a mental image now? I am. Very good. I feel like they're doing a great job of explaining everything to me.

Finally. So, the one guy's unemployed and he's trying to get a job and he went on a job interview. What's the other one? Hey, it's me. The job interview What's the hour went hey it's me the Job interview didn't go very well. I Should be used to this by now, but I'm not I'm glad he found love at least yeah, cuz fucking loser. Yeah, you can't get it going

Well, no, it's at his fault. He's just an openly gay man And as you know, Australia is very close-minded country. They don't hire people who are openly gay Doesn't happen in this day and age so that guy because he was really upset and get the job goes out drinking and gets a little drunk calls his boyfriend. Yes Hey, babe It's like 3 a. Yes. Hey babe It's like 3 a.m. right now and I'm so fucking waste. Oh my god

But I wanted to tell you that I'm really sorry if I made you worry about me You're so fucking nice and you sounded really worried in that last voicemail and I just Thank you for worrying about me and I'm sorry and make you worry, okay? You're so nice know that and like actually nice I'm just polite or whatever but like genuinely sweet and wonderful and nice Shit boss closing hang on I'll go back Not good production man. I gotta say the bar was closing

Sound like things were going just fine of that lobby that he was at least there was finally some kind of production value though Yeah, yeah, there was a little bit of production in there. Have you ever been to a bar and been calling someone on your cell phone? And you're like, oh, I got to go to the bar was closing. And you can, wouldn't wait, just keep walking with your phone. All right, we'll get out of here. Hey, it'll be quieter and more pleasant. Yes, correct.

And actually, he does call back a couple times. The next time he's out of the street and the time after that, two hours later, it's been puking its guts out. So then, he's hung over the next day. Guys, by the way, I've got the three episodes so far. I swear to God, I'm pulling the highlights for you. This just goes out of the drags out and out and out. The first season was 50 episodes.

Holy shit, yes! How long is each episode? Like eight minutes. And you listen to eight of them. These characters every time. Yes. Oh my god. Do they have names? Yeah, they do. Okay. Karen's saying it's Jason. It's Jason. What they are. Jason and Cain. Oh, they're now usually announced what's going on. Jason Ellis.

And all the game. So this guy is hung over. And the boyfriend is concerned that he's hung over and so he thinks magical thoughts to get rid of the guy's hangover. Hey, I texted a little while ago, but I guess you must be showering or napping or something. All right, well then just wait for him to be done showering or napping. Hey, I texted but now I'm calling. That's not weird. Okay. I have to say every thought. Anyway, I don't know, babe. You telling me that you're going to magically kill my hangover at the exact

time my hangover went away is pretty damn spooky in my opinion. What did you do or think or whatever when you said that? Or after you hung up. Maybe we can recreate it somehow. I feel like this deserves some testing. Okay, so the boyfriend thought thoughts to get rid of this guy's hangover to magically went away. Now I'm ready to read you the way I found this podcast and it was once again from a sub-reddit, someone looking for audio podcasts, and listen to. And the first commenter says, love and look is an audio drama about two men in Australia who meet, fall in love, where they can do magic and then choose to use their

abilities to protect and build the community around them, disclaimer, I'm the co-producer and voice of Kane. The show is presented through the voice mail, the two leave for each other thanks to rather incompatible sleep schedules. So they don't even introduce magic into the show until like the fifth episode? That's so 48. Yeah. And then they're just like, whoa, you got rid of my. We gotta do something about this. But it's so upsetting because they just can't connect for some reason. Wow, we're having a bad day for catching each other on the phone again today, huh? Hello, exactly!

Yeah, it's kind of the premise. It's kind of the whole point of this. So, then, this guy's not buying that he's magical. Like, I don't know, maybe you're just hanging over it. Just what do I have? Like, it does. And so then, there's a guy he works with who has a migraine. And the guy has a migraine, he's like, I have a migraine,

but I'm an hourly employee and I need the money, so I'm just gonna push through it. I'm just gonna make it happen. I'm just gonna be over here suffering. So this guy decides, well, I'm on break. What if I can magically cure this guy's migraine with my new magic that I discovered after we till I'm break?

Hey Jason. So remember when you had that hangover that you think I scooped out of your brain? So this is weird, but today a guy at work had a migraine. He didn't really want to go home because he needs the money, but he was looking rough. A lot of us were worried about him. And I was thinking about your hangover, and then mostly to amuse myself, I took a quiet minute while I was on break,

and I thought about pulling the migraine out of him. And I know this sounds weird, but it was sticky. That's gross How did you pull this right? I know ways to cure headaches, but all right fair enough I'd be honest certain magic is like Elemental like fire water magic blood magic this guy's using using... Seabed Magic. Yeah, Seabed Magic. Come Magic, sticky magic.

So now the sad tech guy has another job interview and he says, do me a favor, use your magic powers. Yes. I need to get a job. I'm pretty sure I'm just being startled by coincidences and also I'm not Daniel Radcliffe so I think you may have to settle for a normal boyfriend instead. I will, however, definitely try and make your interview a teddy bear, because that would be hilarious.

Good luck. Oh my god, okay, so first of all, I got the job, she offered it to me on the spot. Second of all, I don't think you should discount the Wizard Theory just yet. Because not only did I get the job, but in the middle of the interview, she suddenly started telling me this weird story about her favorite teddy bear from when she was a kid. That's McCartan! So the magic worked! He could do anything with this magic. Wow. It's very exciting.

Even gay or dumbledore. It seems like they're wasting an opportunity if they have magic. Why get a job? Very good points. Well, you'll find out later on that they decide to open a bar together. The one guy not working nice in the alcoholism is going out here and says, all right, let's start a bar. It's going to be a spin off. And then they use the bar, they use their magic to help people out who are in need at the bar, including this young gay homeless guy who stumbles into the bar. Oh my God, are you serious? That's a little ice. I cried. It's so stupid. So of course, you guys are thinking the same thing that I was thinking.

What are the ethics around having magic? We need to be ethical. We're using this for good. Don't get me wrong, but could bad things happen? I worry that we might hurt each other or someone else, ex-denly, by playing around with all this. But it's not like anyone's gotten hurt by anything we've done so far. Certainly no one gets hurt when we see each other, quite the opposite.

So maybe, maybe it's okay, whatever it is. I'm just so stupid of each other. I don't know. Yeah, that's the other thing too about this, it's. Each other. I don't know. Yeah. That's the other thing too about this. It's kind of annoying. No talk about gay sex. I want to talk about stayed over at your house, my house. This thing.

I was really disappointed. My lack of gay sex. I need details. I want to know who the bottom is. Is the power about it. What's going on? This is offensive to gay people and magicians. Yeah.

You really soothed my booty hole from last night with your magic touch. Maybe you should create your own podcast. Spit off for this. Now, obviously when you want to know about using magic and you want to learn more about it, you could go to one place to learn more about it. Babe, if you're worried about comma, I think doing nice things for people probably covers you from that angle. I don't know. I mean, if you're that worried about it, maybe we should ask someone or Google this shit

or something. Definitely, Google it. That'll help. I've already been Googling ever since this first started happening Didn't find much Did you look in Wikipedia on your horse shit? Uh in the discord if this is a gay version of the monkey's paw, then never work. They just stick it up their ass.

Stop making wishes. Stop making wishes. It becomes the gift of the Fagia. No, you got to read it together. I have to tell you guys, this is very exciting that they're leaving these voicemails for each other 28 times a day. I'm loving learning about their lives through that, but I'm worried about this.

I've lined up some apartments for us to look at tomorrow. Come stay at my place tonight so we can get up and head out first thing, yeah? Hell yeah, I'm pretty excited to go house hunting with you good acting so They're gonna go house. I wouldn't they lived together. There was the point of leaving voicemails anymore hell. Yeah They were working in the bar together. What was the point of it then yeah, well yeah, they do fight a way to do it spoiler So these guys that that was season one,

we were talking about just now. And of course, everyone's concerned, will they have the money to make season two? Cliff Hanger. So they went to Kickstarter. Hi everyone, I'm Lee Davis-Talbot. Oh my God. And this is some of our team.

Hi. And we need your help to make season two of our queer romance and magic audio drama, The Love and Luck Podcast. You've reached The Love and Luck Podcast. Hey! It's another show they're doing the reading! They're in a studio! It looks all professional and one shit, nothing like this show. Love and Luck is an audio drama podcast told via voice mails.

It's a happy, fluffy, cute, queer love story about people who fall in love and find they have magic powers, and then use those powers to protect and support their community. The world is... Do they know that you need conflict and shit? And a story can't just all be like fun and happy. We, and everyone has a good time, whenever it gets a log, and everyone's pretty. We, no one's ugly in this world.

Audio-only. How many followers do these feet, are they successful? All right, let's find out because I wanna know. This makes me think that they might be successful. Alright, let's find out because I want to know. This makes me think that they might be successful. I already told it. I said there was a season two. Let's see, this is their big celebration here. We've reached our goal. Yeah! Now we can make season two of Love and Luck better than ever and we couldn't have done that without you and your support. So thank you, thank you so much for making this happen.

Great video. So they had 107 supporters and raised over $5,000 Australian dollars. I know. I was thinking the same thing. They're like, what? What am I doing wrong? Well, you're not creating a Kickstarter, obviously. You could probably do pretty well.

They had our only fans. So you just saw that video they did in order to raise the money. These guys are so funny. They decided to make an outtakes video. Oh my gosh. Who doesn't love the outtakes? Oh he's so fun and funny.

Like worst case scenario, we have outtakes. And that's probably gonna be the start of the outtake right now. Funny music! Wow. Still a bit of a carol. Hey Dan! So if you're only listening to this episode, they're just share dance. Okay, let's try again. Take two. You're just going for a take. I need to know what happens. It's not about the path of the pe-

We also notice that the one guy, Gail, says, oh my gosh, that could be an outtake. So this is already in their heads. They're like, oh, we're going to totally not take it. Please break. Yeah. People backing you, that's about me. I want to know what happens.

Hello. Hello. Brita podcast for everyone. We're recording you have at it. But also I'm the producer so I can do it with a fuck out one. Okay. Sorry, being a professional. How do I phrase this?

How do I make the words good? I'll do it for you. Vote for Carl for worst audio drama podcast. And with that, I will hand it over to, well, I think Lucy went last time. So I went Lucy go second, we'll save Andy, who's already called his shot. All right.

To go last on this. So on Lucy, what are you bringing for us today? Well, you know, I fucked up so bad last week that I needed a lot of inspiration to be able to do an audio drama and not, you know, mess it up again. Okay. So I actually got a little bit of inspiration

from John's New Year's Day stream. So if you will play my clip one, this is what inspired me to start looking. Oh, well, in that case, let me get back to video over here. Just the one with video. Yeah. Brian, thanks for the two. Are you morphing into brand stokers Dracula?

No. So I could not get this moment out of my head. So please photoshop Gary Oldman's hair on a stuttering shot. So good. So good. I was thinking about this for still days. I have not stopped. And so I was like, you know what I need is I need a sexy vampire.

Okay. I was like, that's like a sexy vampire. A sexy vampire audio drama, that is going to be the winner. So I went on Reddit, I took a cue from you, Carl. Smart. And I was like, I'm going to go find those self-promotion posts. Yes, those are always the bus podcasts. That was my plan. Yes.

So what I ended up finding was Inspector, or Inspector Inspector as an a ghost, you know, hilarious, which is a drama about a detective who is also a ghost named Calvin Westover. Now because he is a ghost and he was in his real life a detective, he uses his paranormal abilities to help himself crimes. And you might ask yourself, well, what the hell does this have to do with vampires? The answer is he was posting on a vampire audio drama thread because the main villain's henchman is a vampire.

And you might notice that as we talk about this episode, we do not see any vampires because as far as I am concerned, there are no vampires about this episode, we do not see any vampires because as far as I am concerned, there are no vampires in this episode. Oh, Inspector doesn't meet Dr. Acula. No, yeah. It's a true shame. It's a true shame. All right, so starting out, we are going to be introduced to Calvin. These are all going to be just audio, who is walking in on his intern or assistant Arthur, and their robot, who I believe his name is D antenna, and these guys are doing something suspicious. What are you two up to? Just teaching op-asam magic.

This isn't like the last time you two said you were doing magic lessons, but we're really hooking up, right? No Calvin. Just magic this time. Oh thank god, I can't afford to have the place cleaned again. They needed to call in a hazmat crew. I'm still too nervous to turn on a black light in here. I'm gonna come joke.

Yep, it's so hot. I'm getting credit for that. Wasn't the fucking magic going on today. There's a lot of magic in this episode. It's going to be great. Oh, God. So this guy posts all over Reddit, the guy who makes the show. He posts all over Reddit, not safe for work content. That is the closest that it gets not safe for work. I'm sorry to disappoint you. No vampires and no dick jokes. No one fucks a ghost at any point I wouldn't pregnant to go not that I heard All right, so when magic is involved as we learn from your podcast nothing bad can happen

So I don't know about that. There are one ethical questions that were brought up Google did everything they did try to Google it. These guys don't Google it, but let's find out what makes this a magical episode in clip three. What just happened? And why do I have the sudden urge to burst out into song and dance? Oh no. UB.

That might be bifold. I read the spell before reading what it does. And make this a musical episode. What? Oh, but that might be my fault. They're magical spell made this a musical episode. Oh, this is gonna be a musical episode. Is it really?

Yes. She's a star. Oh no. This is season two episode for the Buzickel. Lucy, FTW. Yeah, yeah. So get ready to be spooked and entertained by song. It's gonna be great. You guys can't wait. I know. Um, so they decide that because they are making a musical episode, they are definitely going to need to find some back-in music, which needs to be public domain or creative commons music, but they need a lawyer to consult

with to help them understand copyright law. So they head over to the attorney's office so let's find out if it's Vince Deloier or somebody else in clip 4. We're here. Hello? Mr. Yankovic? Oh boy. Yes, Weird Al is our lawyer? Weird Al is my brother. Please call me plain Al. Your parents named you both Al? Yes, he's Albert. I'm Elvin. Our parents are wildly eccentric. I detest it. That doesn't make any sense, Rick. You know when this guy was writing this, this shit is brilliant. He thought it was so clever when he was writing this out. It's instead of weird L. What if it's plain L?

What if it's just L? Why would you have to say plain in front of that? Why would he be introducing himself as plain L? You're right, there's a lot of plot. There's a lot of plot. We're gonna get to the bottom of it. It's all right. All right. It's gonna redeem themselves.

It's out of the chair. So they're gonna ask them so, they're gonna ask Plain Elle rather. If they are able to use public domain or creative comments tracks, and Plain Elle is going to give them the response in song, in clip five. Okay. Creative commons isn't technically free. You have to attribute though you don't pay a fee. Unless you use it in a commercial sense,

then they can go after all of your dollars and cents. We don't have any of those. You can ask an artist to compose for exposure. Just make sure they sign a binding disclosure. That sounds unfair. When and dad if you can't do any of these, you can rely on parodies. Parody's nuts. The fuck up ass wife and suck my cock.

But I think we should send that to John, right? We should send that to Stutter and John. Pretty good stuff. Yeah. Very informative. Yeah, I mean, I learned a lot from this episode. Let me tell you. School house rock.

I know. I mean, this one from song accessories tree. I do a get-of-in when the bail bonds me to show his up to get him out of jail. And it's just like, I don't need to know how bail bonds work. I don't need a 10-minute scene about this. I certainly don't need it. Set the music. Let's find the least charismatic person

and give them a song to sing. Fond. But it was playing Al. We all love his brother. Sure. If you can't sing, why have a musical episode? Because it's hilarious. Are you not getting all the jokes that are happening

right now? I think this is crippling depression, Al. It's playing. Yeah, it's not just playing. I would have just been boring. Playing to be fine right now. Okay, so the gang, you know, Calvin and his co-horts, they all decide that they are going to scoop some creative commons

music. But this is supposed to be a show about a ghost investigator, right? So you might have forgotten that Calvin is actually a ghost. So they constantly remind you of the fact that he is actually a ghost. So in clip six, we are going to get to hear Calvin and Arthur having a little conversation. Just use my cell phone. Fine, but you have to dial it. Stupid touch screens don't register me trying to use them. What was so wrong with buttons? Completing about modern tech, you really tried to get to a boo, but get it?

That's good. A boo, but. Yeah, I know, I got it. Very funny. Don't run, go me all, run. Yeah. Yeah. Because it's a ghost, but the art.

So he can't use the touchscreen, because he doesn't have it. I was following that part too. It's kind of like a crash button, but it can't touch the screen. Yeah, it makes sense. Yeah. All right. So now we're reminded that Kelvin is a ghost.

They do this constantly throughout the episode. I will save you from having to hear more of those. But we also know that because he's a ghost, he's also supposed to be a paranormal investigator. So we better get into the meat and potatoes of the episode and find out what he is investigating today in clip 8. We got a job. It's at the local high school. They have a phantom problem. Oh man, a singing spell and a phantom on the same day. Yeah, turns out Arthur accidentally cast a coincidence spell this morning too. Do you get it? It's a coincidence because it's phantom of the opera and it's a musical episode.

I did. Oh, that was the joke. Oh, lost on me. That was the joke. That was the joke. That was the joke. That's great. But the voices I've impressed by. I gotta get out of here How are these people not scooped up my Disney? I don't know

And they're like it. Well, it's good that you bring that up because they will come around to another musical So I'm gonna have you as everybody think of what musical they could be getting to with the conclusion of this episode um And also you were talking about the voices. Let's just talk for a moment about how this guy is doing because it turns out pretty good. He has over 5,000 downloads, which I don't know a lot about when it comes to podcasts, but where are you seeing these numbers?

He is posting them on subreddits, so self-promotion. So you're saying that you have 5,000 downloads. Yeah, but do you want to hear something? In how much time? I have no idea. Okay. This is relatively new for him, I believe. It's not great. Um, all right. All right, Mr. Professional over there. I'm just saying. Is that great?

I will tell you though that to combat that I can prove that he might actually be better than you because okay, he has a full I did one music show and it didn't work out well. So he has a full five star, five out of five star review on good pods. He has 38 reviews there. Yeah. Do you know what WATPS? I'm good pods. Yeah. I know.

I'm good pods. The best ever podcast rating website of all time. What the fuck are you girls out of this? And are you hearing this? Get on this. I need to know good pods reviews. I would like to point out that there are no actual words on your reviews. But okay, so so are you allowed to

type words on the reviews? I have no idea maybe. Because that's like part of the instructions that we give to people. Not if you're a ghost. Good point. Yes. I've even iPhone. All right. So he has so inspector has five out of five stars 38 reviews. Watt has 4.8 stars holding shit Almost as good as this show out of 10 reviews I so we're doing something over here Like a phone in but never mind in addition to that. Yeah, he is a huge fan

He does a lot of self promotion on Reddit, but he also is a huge fan of Omega star seven, your podcast. Yeah. I was very glad. Is that how you found this? Was there a connection? No, I was doing the vampire thing. Wow, that's amazing.

All right. Anyway, I was doing the vampire thing. Vampire, shit. Vampire, shit. Do you? Don't you listen to me sometimes? Okay, so they are now going to What just happened was that the phantom is in the high school

So now they are going to go to the school to figure out what is going on with this phantom and help get rid of it But Arthur has a concern about the musical spell that is still in effect. He's a little bit worried And let's find out why in clip 9. I feel like producer Chris is going to confuse by the plot line here. There's a lot of plot. I forgot about the musical. I sure was pretty easy. Game Guy's fucking magic. Don't we get it? Before we go in there, I have a confession to make. I knew it. You did steal my Doritos. What? No, I didn't touch those. Damn. Yet another mystery to solve.

You guys, I'm not good at rhyming. What if a musical lover strikes in front of the fanthom? Or worse, the principal? Oh no! the Phantom. A worse, the principal. Oh no! I was just frightened by an adult. It was. This person's an adult who wrote this. Yes. That is accurate.

But have no fear. I know that Arthur is worried, but Calvin is going to come up with a great solution to this problem of being afraid of not being able to rhyme in Clip 10. Aren't there websites where you can find rhyming words? Yeah, you're right. being able to rhyme in clip 10. Aren't there websites where you can find rhyming words? Yeah, you're right. I guess I'll just use ribes of even though you bike road. A shyness bright is right stowed

with by riding prowess. He's typing so that you can find the rhymes. By rhymes go hard like limestone. I'll see the top of the ride throne. If the spell allows it. I mean this is a good idea. the right throne. Wow. If the spell allows it. I mean, this is normally where I'd point out this is a bad show, but I don't need to do that. This is so terrible. This is actually where I started getting turned around and started liking it.

I like it. He's pleading your case and I know you're refuting it. I know. You're saying I like this show. Is there a website for melodies? I know there's a website for rhyming, but can we get a fucking melody that makes sense on this show? I like how there were two different sound effects of typing. And one was the regular typing.

One was the stuttering John methane. I thought, yeah. All right. So they're feeling better about their musical skills at this point because now they're confident of rhyming skills. Ow. Yeah.

Get distracted by the discard. Beto. Vinnie's in there. So they, I don't even know where I am anymore. John Melodies. It's a fitting. Try to figure that. So they are going to go to the high school and try to get the phantom out. Good, fine.

Let's do this. But the phantom can't miss out on the fun. You know he's got to have a song to. Phantoms like fun. I know that. Okay. So this is going to be the phantom song and clip Oh, that's better be a fucking toe tap or I would be really pissed. There were these shit songs

I'm the phantom of the high school In bed at this place. This is not the end of it. I'm sorry. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it.

This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it.

This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. This is not the end of it. I Can't do that fan show you gots to go there is one part of that song all so that I include it for clip 12 because I really need your help in Trapperney and the lyrics okay, let's listen all right, so close to close late clip 12 pay attention to lyrics tell me what he is saying As I ride in pain she

And we On to the other half of my face. No boiling pizza sauce. Oh, she coughed up hot pizza sauce on his face. Oh, I heard she suddenly come onto the other half of my face with boiling pizza sauce. You would hear that. Yeah. No, it's coming in the fan's face, Lucy.

We don't know. Maybe that's why he wears the thing on half of his face. Oh It isn't embarrassing Covered it's interesting. I never thought of that I go before I just wipe it off normally, but Put a mask on All right, so Calvin and the Kelvin and the crew are trying to get the Phantom out of the high school still, but the Phantom is quick to tell them the reason that he is allowed to stay in the high school,

which thwarts all of their plans in clip 13. I was living in the genitals closet for years. I have squatters rights. What the fuck thinks this is going to be entertaining for someone? And this person... The guy doing the voice. And this person is not ready going, check this out. You'll enjoy this.

Is this the same guy doing all of the voices? I believe so. Okay. Yeah, that makes sense. So stupid. I believe so. There's nobody there to tell him how bad it is. Well, I think that the Omega star seven guys in him are like really promoting

each other as well. I'm very much against having to prove your identity in order to use social media sites. A lot of people talked about this where, you know, there wouldn't be so much trolling and you wouldn't have these complications. But there's other issues that come up with this. You know what? I've totally turned around on this topic. If I can know who this guy is and we can arrest him for promoting this show I'd be fine with that and if that means that I lose many of my rights as well. I'm okay with that too Do you want to see who he is? Yeah, I do. Yeah. All right. Well, let's go ahead and skip to clip 16 Which is a video track. Okay

So before while you set that up before he was doing this podcast, he used to make little YouTube videos Which are great Equally as great as that fat guy that looks like he has downs Let's find out the term is flipping the bird No, it's giving the finger It's Patrick Mike It's a slightly more motivated Patrick Michael's more than a face-ass. It's a slightly more motivated Patrick Michael. Uh-huh.

Okay, so in this video, if you're not watching, this guy's talking to himself. One of those type of videos. Telling you, the term is flipping the bird. No, it's giving the finger. Alright, how about we compromise. We merge the two together and from now on we say, fingering the bird. I don't like that even a little bit. You guys are not

gonna believe what just happened. I accidentally cut a guy off in traffic and he fingered the bird at me. See it's already catching on. Okay um this guy changes his voice forever the fucking character. We have to just go by his change of clothing Is somewhat different everything else exactly the same this is three years ago. He's improved Yeah, I guess he has cuz that was funnier than anything in this podcast Someone was just figuring a chicken at me You know I do a voice be fun And no one says who are you yeah right now there triple. It's apparently

Okay, let's get back into the podcast. We have to get to the conclusion. Yeah, we got to find out. If it's a fucking fan of the high school. Okay, so the fandom has said, I you can't kick me out of this high school because I water. I'm on the fan. Yeah, we go. But don't worry because Calvin and Arthur are a bunch of professionals. So I am sure that they will come up with a solution in clip 14.

Man, if only there was a way to use the power of the law to combat his squadter's rights. Wait a minute, that gives me an idea. Oh boy. He can't resist the urge to sing. We can use that. Oh my god, it's like fucking Roger Rabbit or some shit. So how can we use? How can we use the urge to sing?

The phantom is going to get so excited. Arthur and Calvin, they're going to start saying the words to a musical. And the phantom is going to get so pumped up that he can't help but sing a portion of this Disney song from, did you guess the musical because I had to Google it it turns out it's high school musical which is very Disney. And that is the conclusion of how they get the Phantom out. So let's listen to clip 14. No clip 15 15 I know my clips that's fine and he says this is gare than me impossible Once we know that we are

Well gorsh aren't you the Phantom of the hot school musical? Yes Uh-huh you've been served Oh are you almost done in there? We've got a few more fandoms to hit up tonight. Oh. Coffee right lawsuit? You'll never take me or them.

That's the gazing I've ever heard of my entire life. Alright, so the Phantom gets hit by a copyright lawsuit for singing this little portion of high school musical Which is Disney which is why we have the goofy voice and the Mickey voice and the whatever the fuck it's happening Yeah, so just like goofy had Mickey. Yep. Made a lot of sense Mm-hmm, but I do feel like Stuttering John could learn a little bit from this right we could learn about copyright Hosses we could I don't know there were a lot more songs also that I didn't make you suffer through.

Songs and you're any songs. That's part we can go back and get some of that. Those are not songs. That was not good. A very lonely man is what I was hearing. Yeah, that's sad. I started liking him by the time. I've started to feel bad for jidgers in general now.

It must be rough. You'll get over it. Is that all you have for your presentation today? Yeah. I know. Because ginger kids have no soul. Thank you. If you want to hear a bonus song, you can hear a bonus song.

But no, I think this Philobusters over. Yeah. Oh, Peter's a Christmas. Does it want us to do it? Oh, this is an actual song. Let's listen to a bonus song. It's a Christmas movie. Maybe we should.

Yeah. If it'll piss up for these to Chris, and I say let's do it. That would be clip 17. Well maybe I want to hear it. All right, good. Oh God, no. What was that?

Are those werewolves? Worse. Share wolves. Not only do they have sharp teeth and claws, but they also sing werewolf based parodies of share wolves. Not only do they have sharp teeth and claws, but they also sing werewolf based parodies of share songs. Yeah, well that was the part I do what's gonna happen. Can you believe it? It's still for moon. What's happening?

I can feel the trance from ancient stuff. I'm gonna go for a new scandal soon. Oh, fuck you. All right, I'm definitely gonna need a palette cleanser after that. Andy, what did you bring for us today for this competition of audio drama podcasts? Unfortunately for you, I have a perfect storm of combination of your podcast. No shit more magic magic First I found this the way that Carl fights the rest of his content Adam throw gave it

I'm a job Adam. Thank you, but what I brought is a podcast called the flame which is a queer Love story slash musical. Now this is creating it. So in other words, a musical. Yeah. Got it. And unlike your show, Carl, this is two lesbians.

Well, it's multiple lesbians. All right. And then two. Okay. All right. Let's go. Go. Someone's shitting the bathroom with their wedding or what happened. Yeah, it's going to go. Go. Someone's shitting the bathroom with their wedding or what happened?

Yeah, it's exactly. That's all I do now is bring. Let's be a podcast. The answer is to have to do with shit in the bathroom. So it's a such thing. It's performed by Ellie, uh, Brigida, Jasmine Brown and Jen Cole Leah something like that. But this center is around the owner of the bar known as the flame the owner Jamie. So Jamie it starts with a mystical narrator like Bagger Vance or the big Lebowski

introducing this love, Lauren character Jamie as she struggles to get out of bed and clip one. And what's her cup size? Were you gonna say or? Couple T, okay. Right, my hat is. I don't know, I'm not sure about Jamie that. They're all right.

Today is gonna be a rough one for you isn't again, but things are gonna get better sooner than you'd expect. Give up Jamie, another days beginning. Just try to meet it with your best foot Wake up Jamie just put your feet outside of the bed. It's just another day. You can't This is terrible But it actually sounded like a song. Yes. Yeah Unfortunately these people can say.

I recognize that for the music. Yeah, right. Okay. But I mean, that's the way everybody wants to start off in episode is just the most annoying part of your day. You're the alarm going off and you not wanting to go to work. But I know this part needs a musical number. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're gonna get a better depart Yeah. Well, no, let's just wait until something important happens

that day. No. Sorry, Chris. There's going to be a lot of. Is there a song about music and breakfast? But it's really loud. This is hosting a bagel the next number. Yeah. Toothpaste. Yeah. So I know, uh, this is the second banana Heather Heather who's not introduced right up front. You don't even know who this is. It's just a phone call. Yeah, yeah, don't don't expect to. But so they give you know some cute, fully work and a big exposition dump for over a phone call between Jamie and Heather. And you're my best friend because? Hmm, I am the first person you met in high school.

I make really cool discounted beer for the bar. And I open that bar on the day you can't force yourself out of bed. Oh, yeah. Jessica and Ashley just got back from their honeymoon. They swung by to say hi. Good for them. Jamie. What? They brought a postcard for the wall. Yay

I get to look at a reminder of their love that they discovered at my bar as I bartend alone Until I die So it's already way better production value than either the other two shows we've listened to here. Okay. I'm actually kind of following this too for some reason. Yeah, it's a good good for your case. It's a story about lesbians. Yeah, so I'm following Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll pay attention and bickering T-shirts, chicks fucking naked. I love it. Yeah, wait, can I make some of that up? I'm gonna get out of my style. Follow in. And clip three. I wanted to do a book report on this show.

I would describe most of the music in this as Elsa from frozen trying to scissor somebody. Okay. Okay. Let's clip three. I try to look on the bright side. I'll find a girl at the right time. Till then, every day I'll say, maybe today I'll find one Maybe today my search will be done She'll take my hand to lead me away Shopping right here

Maybe just maybe today So that's the you know the Disney yearning song yearning for something more right of course. Yes. Where's how the journey begins right? We're yearning for the monkey paw to have the wishes. Yeah, shovel up your yeah. Yeah. Are you earning for like a shorter runtime on these songs? That are so I'm right. You run my mind. Yeah. Alright, this is where the character of Joe gets introduced and her part of this title track, the flame, it's just. It's super fucking cringe. It so so bad get just buckle up but also double-dead oh yeah I think triple triple-dead all right here we go they're growing It's just mid-drunk quicker, plus nowhere else is quite as gay. My greatest chance of getting late.

Yeah, I guess this place is okay. Just okay. Was that how bars work? You get drunk quicker, you get drunk quicker. You get drunk quicker. They're better liquor to get drunk quicker. 151 and 99 bananas. Yes, that's all they have.

If you went to a straight bar, you would, but if you go to the flame, you're drunk and drug quicker. 151 and 99 bananas. Yeah. That's all they have. Yeah. If you went to a straight bar, you would, but if you go to the flame, you're drunk, and you have a ticket in your butt immediately. Okay, so Jamie works up the courage to approach. Is that not a tagline for a bar? You get drunk quicker. That's how everybody is looking for.

Exactly. Where's the way you get drunk the fastest? That's right. That's right. It's a drive-through. Hey, you two have a conversation over there. I don't see a drink and going out. Oh, sorry. Sorry. So this mystery woman shows up at the bar and Jamie works up the courage to approach her and ask her out. And Jamie's the bartender, right? Jamie's the main character. The older bar. Right, right. So she approaches this woman and gets served up a big steaming pile.

I say, if you're a love musician, opening a lesbian bar is a pretty smart move to find love. Yeah, it's pretty good. Dear Miss Parker, this serves to notify you that your tendency will not be renewed at the end of the present term. You'll be expected to, wait, what? What? I think I'm being evicted. Let me see that. You are definitely being evicted. Fuck.

Alright, so the end of the first act just got real. Yeah, for real, what the fuck? But luckily, the character of Joe is not just a friend and a part-time barbeque, she's also a lawyer. And she's not just a lawyer, she's a fucking dope MC. Carl. Alright, cool. Ha, ha, whiff six. I'm like sweat I'm embarrassed for having made everyone listen to this. Oh my god. Breaking out in this sweat. Oh my god.

That's so fucking bad. Yikes. Thank you. Thanks, Adam. That's a fucking dick. OK, so. It's bad, but it actually does sound like a real musical to me. Now, someone's going to call me out and go,

is that what you think musicals are? Yes. That's what I think musicals are. If you told me that this was a blockbuster hit, I'd bribe a gag. I believe it. Well, if you weren told me that this was a blockbuster hit, I'd bribe a gag. I blame it. Well, if you weren't sure that this was a musical,

this is the worst part of musicals in clip seven. Where are you? Sure up Charlie. People have to sing to the exposition of what's happening. They explain it in song. Yeah. I hate that shit. Are you that girl I took alone the hay with?

That day at the state fair and I owe her? No. You're pussy tasted so bad I thought I caught something. Huh. So, how badly does your friend want to sell this bar? She already has a buyer interested in the builder. Could we renegotiate and maybe change your mind? I knew their lawyer. knew they're lawyer.

I'm a lawyer. Me too. Small world. What do we have to do to your friendship? I've got to get back there looks like someone wants to get out of here. You just get that drink you promised. I'll be right back. Just breathe, Joe.

How long is this episode, by the way? This is one episode? Just breathe Joe How long is this episode by the way this is one episode? No, and this is I Listen to a lot of YouTube clips. Okay, so I don't know exactly how long the whole thing was and I'm sent you all these clips I got it. Okay. No, I just Went out of my YouTube and then played this one and then say this. And here's what I think of this. I think I'll say this clip 8 is called Sex on the Moon because this is a drink that she brings up. Chris, you're a, you have some bartending experience.

Tell me if this is an actual drink. Because it sounds like one of the most disgusting things I've ever heard. I call this sex on the moon because the tequila vodka and scotch make you feel like you're We That's come right after our CLE class We're extra by that we secretly Jack I almost died Place doesn't need to draw quicker. She's a surprise. That's not a cocktail recipe almost died if only Is that a true tequila vodka? It's got to mix together. It's not exist not exists. Jesus Christ. The fuck is that? All right.

Heather, if you are drinking that, you have a very big prop wall. Yeah. Well, it's a little bit up to this. A little bit up to that. A little bit up to that. That's what I picture. I mean, that's how drinks specials come about.

Yeah. Just so you know. Yeah. It's a Toledo iced tea. Like, just a Stop everything in there. Also known as the Zubak. I thought I messed up a piece of car bomb. No, let's not forget about the character of Heather, who is the Woody to Jamie's Buzz.

We get a Randy Newman-esque song about how Heather always has Jamie's back. We've always been each other's thick and thin The tonic to my chin You're my family Don't ever worry, you're the only game Only your lighthouse want to see Just be in the lead to play You sure Adam didn't like this. I have a feeling he was just like, hey if you ever bought, check out this show, I love this show.

You're like, you're talking to me this week. He thought that I would like it. You're big homo, check it out. Yeah. You know that talentless loser that's always around refuses to keep her mouth shut. She'll always be around when you're suicidal car. It's good to hang in there. Okay. So at the beginning of the third act, a hate group organizes a protest to drive Jamie out of business. Like that, the landlord is trying to server those

eviction papers. Yeah. This is a working you. Let's get a H group show. I'll do it. Yeah, to make sure that and Jamie suspects that her love interest might be in on it. Oh, got twist. Looks like a gift from your friends. I didn't organize a protest full of home of roles. Looks like things are getting intense I came to talk, I didn't know about the protests

You can't be serious Looks like the police are here to break up the fight What was once a peaceful protest now has ignited Here at the flame Back to you in the studio, Steve You're fired, you're fired I'm in a back That's always a good sign when you have to shoehorn the rhymes and the rhythm

Into the song Yeah, I wasn't the best His whole show It's all just a square bag So there was a homophobes there who hate, oh, we all hate Lisby's. I know homophobes. There was hate those lesbian. Yeah. The whole privacy and lesbian hitting on me. Oh, boy, I'll tell you what. The whole production is just a square peg and a gay hole car. Okay, of course, the gay community

rallies are on the flame. Let's go to get a save their beloved bar for the win Raza 11 Someone to jump your car or save your lesbian car Here's him gathering the fams and furchas cuz they know we'll fight when you've got something good You've got to hold on tight to what is in your heart? The battle's about to start I say this was no hate in my heart. I have no problem with gay people or the gay community. But jump a car. I'm not calling my gay friends.

Yeah. Help me jump, Michael. Just pop the clutch car. Come on. We got this. Yeah. The fams and the butches and a pregnant man stand arm and arm against the bulldozer

and the boogaloo boys to save the play. That's what happens. Okay. Makes sense. It would be quite touching if it wasn't complete horse shit So finally We have to crank up the volume and rock to save the bar Carl It's a metaphor for gay pride. Oh, I thought you were say scissors. Yeah Rock paper scissors Pride. Oh, I thought you were say, Sizzling. Yeah. Rock people. Sizzling. I'm still thinking about it. I'm not a homophobic, I just have daddy and you. Oh my god. All right, we have to put in like this.

What? Wait. First off, Lucy has some questions. Home of phobic landlord. Yeah. He let them open the bar. He wouldn't like let them open the bar. They'd just be like, well, they are paying their rent at time, but I sure do hate those gay

people. Yeah. They'll set up. Yeah. I don't even know how to do. Why were they getting evicted? It was because they weren't paying money, right? Because people were too drunk to pay their tab. I lost the whole amount of that. Yeah, I missed that part too. Why were they getting evicted? It was because they weren't paying money, right?

Because people were too drunk to pay their tab. I lost the whole amount of that. Yeah, I missed that part too. I remember reading the eviction notice. Yeah, why did they get evicted? Was there a reason given? It's because they were gay. That's what it said.

No, they're getting people drunk quicker. They forgot to charge them any money. Yeah, that's it. Oh yeah, yeah. There was a snail trail outside of the sidewalk. It's a slotted hole. Poop to right. You guys want the answers. That's it. Oh yeah, there was a snail trail outside of the sidewalk You guys want answers Mr. Public Mr. Public I assume the patriarchy leveled the bar and built a chick-fil-a

Flame everybody That's how it ended. Happy ending. Yeah. The flame, everybody. You're right. Wow, wow. Yeah. Wow. Well, I can see why you were all cocky earlier. Yes, I got to give it to Lucy though. I mean, that was just... At least there was production value in mine.

Lucy is just sad and pathetic. I'm very impressed at how similar all of our podcasts were. Carl's not including any music you may want. If your ghost were gay, it would have been the same shit. My podcast had zero effort put into it. You guys had, I mean, yours was terrible. There was music and singing and sob writing and shit. But I was just like, hey, I really enjoyed meeting you last night.

Yeah, you're great. There were seven people on the blockchain team. I know. There were seven. You guys see the sound by my penis? You guys see the sound? Well, I guess it depends on the blue. The blue. I know. There was seven. You guys see the side by my penis. You guys see the. Well, I guess it depends on the voters opinion.

What's worse, Shark Nito, where they could just terrible because of being terrible or as the battlefield earth, where they have all the money and production value behind it. So that's that's up to the voters. So yeah, Battlefield Earth is definitely my pick on that one. He'd rather watch Battlefield Earth. Yeah, I'm sure NATO's have you seen Battlefield Earth? I'm not in years. That's great. We should have a viewing party. I think we talked about that we did. Vinnie, uh, yeah, Vinnie brought it up and he and I still haven't seen it. So we got to I was gonna watch the Bill dolphins I saw tonight with Vinnie now anymore forget that who cares

the battle build earth is the new plan So we're gonna be watching instead Guys kinky loco made a fantastic video Sweet I see our potato friend is here I'm gonna bring him in Hey Cardiff Hello Hello

Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello Hello, I'm not surprising you too early. No, you actually introduced me this time. I knew I knew what was coming this time All right, what's up? It's your audio. Why is your audio always? Oh for I Turn it down a little bit, buddy. If you could it's too loud. Yeah, you're actually overmodulating. You need proper modulation

For this or at least calm down clock sucking For this or at least calm down Fuck sucking okay A little bit louder than that and then you'll be good. Why does it always reset every fucking? Doesn't do that as a stream yard thing what is going on? All right, so as most people in the devil versus now There's this huge following out that is happening between Tookie and Cardiff because Tookie went out of miserable company and talked shit about Cardiff and was pretty fucked up and so pretty fucked up, yes me. And so Kinky Locke made an amazing video that sums this up for anyone who hasn't been following what's going on. Just letting you know

this video is going to get I don't think it to get struck. Yeah, it's immediately with the WWE doesn't fuck around. I've learned. Yeah, okay. Well, it's still fun to watch. There's always a plan B. All right. So right now what we're seeing is they did a great job. We have Chad Zumaq and Kevin Brennan outside of the ring and they're talking to the three guys who are in the ring who are of course OJ Cardiff and Elha Rebley and so those guys are all a team as we all know Well, what's gonna happen next is betrayal of foot? Is that possible? Uh-oh

Uh-oh, Cardiff's feeling confident and confident. And here comes the only way with the joke! Oh! The face on Curtis is going down so well. The actual part is coming. Yeah, I know. The best part is coming. So then we see how OJ reacts to this. No, I can't believe it. Oh, you know, no, no.

Team up with now. He's conflicted by all of us. Brilliant work, Kiki Loco. Very good stuff. Welcome back, Kiki. Yes. So it's really about OJ. It's all about OJ. It's always been about. Wow. We could never, we could never agree who gets the mouth, who gets the

eye. We're always fighting over OJ. Well, since we're playing some, uh, that kind of show, user clips, hack versus anonymous, put something together that is fantastic. And hack versus anonymous, not always a huge fan of yours truly, but whenever I see great work, I like to play it on the show and point it out. This is Kevin Brennan, realizing that he's a loser.

It's a fun one. We love the hack versus. Hacker, hacker. You know, I was thinking the other day, I was thinking, you know, Dan Natteman, you know, Dan Natteman, he's a classic nerdy, Jew comic. And he went to an audition one time and, you know, he's a nerd. And he wanted to audition and he was like, they were all nerds, you know, he's a nerd and he wanted to audition and he was like, they're all nerds, you know, because then you get an audition.

It's mostly people like you. They're trying to cast the role. So he went to the casting office to audition and he looked around and goes, look at all these fucking nerds. Look at all these nerds. And then I guess it hit him like, oh shit, I'm a nerd. So I guess that's what kind of hit me. I'm like, I'm watching Melton and then I watch Gino on his birthday begging for money and I'm like, these guys are all losers. Wait, wait, I'm probably a loser too. Wait, I'm probably a loser too. Wait, I'm probably a loser too.

Wow. Are you in loser denial or something? I had a bad case loser denial myself. Total across team stuck a parking cone at my... Very well done. The end scene there. I don't know what movie that's from. I've seen it before. But you have.

That's really Madison. Oh, really, Madison. Okay. Yeah. So it's ready to be. I know you know, Prope back mountain. Yeah.

Of course. Tell me, come at these in loser denial. Which is always fun. So amazing. Yes. That is great work by Hackverse Anonymous. Well done. Alright, we'll keep this short, but I do have to address up on the airplane.

Get the drafts over there. Someone's actual audio. I know. Someone sent me a note. So as everyone knows, we just did a bonus show where it was myself, Shuley, Tukki, and Lucy type box and producer Chris. And we broke down the, no, Tukki wasn't there when we were talking about it. Lucy, producer Chris, Shuley, and myself.

And we were reading the transcripts from John's adult children's wedding speeches at Susanna and Aaron's wedding and analyzing those and we had a lot of fun with that It turns out back in January of 2002 Howard Stern was talking about how he went to one of his daughter's birthday parties and he was there with his girlfriend Beth Ostrowski and His ex-wife else and showed up with her new husband and So John's in the studio and he's very interested in this dynamic.

And so, they asked John about how he felt about his ex-caron, who he talks about all the time. And whether, you know, just Karen having a new boyfriend or a husband, and how do you feel about that? We've learned a lot about John here that I forget about sometimes. That's all how you content with what the guys look like. Am I content with what he looks like? I'm not a lot about John here that I forget about sometimes uh... four years what three years do you care what the guy looks like who might lose now with count you can pay three years to twenty seven twenty seven you had the same

very so you know that's not honestly i'm trying to give you i'm trying to give you a similar situation i guess i wouldn't care not i don't care that much i'm a guy i don't care what another looks like i did like when like someone told me

that that carol's boyfriend was like shorter than her that was like i think that yeah i did like hearing that i don't really care on someone Like Karen's boyfriend was like shorter than her. That was like I did like here and that. I forget that John's a short man. And he's self-conscious about it.

So his whole thing when Karen got a new boyfriend, he was shorter, so he was okay with that. Have you ever been concerned about a guy's height? I must be in that weird sweet spot where I could give a fuck. Wait, if someone's taller or short. How tall is John? I think it's 5'8", maybe 5'7 in the hand. That's 5'8 I think. Yeah, even, let's say my's like,

oh yeah, that's not good. That's a little too short. That's where you're gonna figure out what size heels to wear when you go out with them. You're like, oh, he's gonna be pretty upset if I wear these ones. Eight inch heels today are not gonna work. Not gonna do it for him.

So John is talking about if he'd be jealous or not, and whether Howard should have been jealous or not that Alison showed up with the new husband. Howard said something in here, there's a lot in this, but Howard said something in here where he predicts exactly what is wrong with John's current marriage because he is married to You can love it here. You walk him with a girl If you if it was three years later fast forward and you wipe me to guy who actually helps her and supports him unlike what you do Just around drinking beer all day

Holy shit. That amazing Oh, if you're white meat someone who actually supports her and is a good husband and just sit around drinking beer That she has to wait on all day. She might be over you John It might she might be fine with that. We'll just back that up a little bit. Howard is a magical homo, just like the other guy. He really is. He's sitting around drinking beer all day.

And she's statically happy. Yep. I think I bring him down. It's not a big deal. You got to understand that, seriously. I mean, I can't speak for Al. No, I can tell when somebody's hurt. She was not hurt. See, I wouldn't want to go. I would say, you know, I don't speak for Alicin. I was married. I don't have a husband. I just thought it's not accepted. Yeah, it's not accepting the marriage.

John's got some jealousy issues. So the kid whose birthday party it is has the stepdad, and in John's world, he shouldn't be allowed to come because it makes him uncomfortable. Oh, no wonder he's not invited daddy holidays. Yeah. He's making a lot of sense. That checks out. He's like, well, yeah, it should have just been you and Allison. It's not invited daddy holidays. Yeah, he's making a lot of sense out. That checks out. He's like, well, yeah,

she'd have just been you and Allison. It's your guy's kid. She's Allison's married. Of course, he's gonna bring her husband, the stepdad. He can wait in the car. An important person. Yes.

Child's life. Correct. But in John's world, not as important as a substitute teacher. Correct. That's true. That's true. That's true.

This is neither here nor there, but I just noticed that Cardiff is against the other wall today. He's usually against this wall. Yes. I'm using a new browser today. I'm having some chrome. I do have a faulty Google Chrome. My beliefs. Do you have a drop for that, Cardiff? So maybe he was a faulty Google Chrome. Of course I do. All right, so here's the here's the last clip I have here because this is where John reveals he doesn't even want a new step dad being in the picture. So he's already concerned about this back when he's starting his family with Suzanne or all these years ago. See, I wouldn't even want to see you know, I wouldn't want to see

like my kids dealing with the new husband like I want to because want to see you know, I wouldn't want to see like my kids dealing with the new husband Like I want to because because that makes your kids that makes your kids feel relaxed That's your problem. Yeah, it's a case to adjust to a new situation If you're gonna be angry about it, no, and you're and you're not gonna be accepting They're not gonna be the shrink in the world will tell you that when a situation like this happened The kid looks to the parents for reaction to Seattle hack. Oh, yeah. Roachie says, remember John said my wife's husband. Yeah.

All right. So that tells you a lot about John's mentality and how he thinks. And why it gets very upset when we talk about, uh, Susanne is wedding and the fact that Aaron seems like a great stable guy in that family and in that relationship. And boy, John is not happy with us. Again, he says that we're trashing his kids. John doesn't watch these videos. He just hears about and people tell him, yeah, somebody said you were. So here's my challenge.

Well, now he has somebody feeding him clips. Oh, good. Because here's my challenge just during John Melendez. Find an example of me trashing your adult children in these wedding video speeches that we reviewed this past weekend as a bonus. Well, you're going on a technicality now. Starting now.

Well, no, listen. He's talking two months ago when you were trashing his kids. I wasn't trashing his kids. John brings up two examples all the fucking time. The one example of course is where I made the joke that Willie looks like maybe Gary Delabate's her father. And if that was so hurtful, John wouldn't repeat, I wouldn't have forgotten it by now, but John repeats in every fucking episode.

So it could have been that bad if he keeps repeating it over and over again. And the other example is the one that I baited him into getting upset with me, where I said we also talk about what losers John's kids are. It's not for fun that you'd expect, which was a joke. You can listen to the audio where I go, these kids sound like losers. We don't know anything about his kids. There's nothing to do with his kids. John's a loser.

What was your point, potato? I was, you were talking about how you had his audio book on your Patreon. Yeah, that's,. Download for free. That's correct. Well, let me jump into this because on yesterday's show, still reading John starts threatening me OP style, which is always fun. And Carl, I'm not going to go there.

All right. He's the bigger man. Just shut up. Like I said yesterday, I won't go there. And believe me, again, I know everybody in your family with a live and everything else. All right, so this is very opiast. I'm like, oh, do you want to go there?

Don't go there. Don't go there. It's like, yeah, let's go there. What are you talking about? What are you going to reveal about my family? What do you mean? You know where everyone's address is? Is that a threat? What are you talking family? What do you mean? You know where everyone's address is? Is that a threat?

What are you talking about? What does that mean? He's gonna call your mom. You gotta remember, you gotta put this in context. This was two hours earlier, he tweeted pictures of people in your family. True, yes. I shit on him a little bit.

Took it down. So I guess he came down from it. Now he's going back up again, cause now he's, you want me to go where I went earlier today? Yeah, I'll go where I went earlier today. He tweeted out a photo of my wife and he's a wrote, you know, people in glass houses. So again, what do you mean by that?

What does that mean? Yes, I'm married. Yes, I have parents. So what? What the fuck does that do with anything? I own glasses. He even goes out to say, and I don't have this clip. It's so ridiculous. So what what the fuck does that do? I own glasses. He think it was out of a state and I don't have this clip.

It's so ridiculous. He's like, would your father like to know what you say about me? Yeah, he comes to our life shows. Yeah. I've seen a plotting. He's up to speed on the whole subject after me. We talked about it in Christmas. I was about to super chat that at one point,

but then I realized I'm blocked. Your mom's about to receive chat that at one point but then I realized I'm blocked Your mom's about to receive a generous amount of donuts Well, our front door and this is the thing that John likes to try to equate So his mom's being harassed the police were called to his house when he was at his mom's house And you know all these deliveries and phone calls. I have nothing to do with that I've literally said to him, blue in the face, don't do that. Don't fuck a people in real life.

It's not funny. Did we think it was a lot of fun when he was getting phone calls over and over again? Yes, because of the way he dealt with that. Because he didn't handle it. Well, because he's screaming at us, mind us now, how to actually pick up the phone and have that stop happening.

Yeah. That's all. You know where people are getting that idea from, John? You're a good buddy, fucking Vince. Well, yeah, I was fucking sending shit to you. Well, it's Vince. Yeah, mostly is Vince. But anyway, this is John.

You're gone. What was the quote that he was attributing to your father? I don't know, what was it? I don't know, with some passage, it was almost like he found some, like your dad written a book and there was something. He did say something. I had no idea what it was.

He didn't say it was your father, but he alluded to the fact that this was something. So again, I thought he was using that as C Carl. I found, I found that essay, your father wrote in ninth grade. Look out. There's probably a Facebook post or something. Yeah, I don't even know what he was talking about. Didn't mean anything to me, but I thought you found your sister's book. This is chalk. This is just being the bigger person. And believe me, I know everybody in your family with a live and everything else. I know your father

apparently is a nice man. I'm very nice man. Who told you that? And I would never bother him. Good, don't. Yeah. Yeah, he did be bothered by you. I wouldn't bother your parents either.

I'm fine. You're awesome other people I will not be bothered. I know. I wouldn't bother your father. I bother them once he hit me with a stick. Yeah, I was walking out. I was walking out. Watch out for that. You're gonna know your dad's a very nice man. Well, you don't know what was I was walking out. I was like, watch out. Watch out for that.

You're going to know your dads are very nice, man. Well, you don't know what's more as I do. So I'll have to say that. Now, my dad's a wonderful guy. I'm joking, obviously. But John is holding himself to a higher standard. Thank goodness for me. Because I got to hold myself to a high standard.

And you know what? I should. I should hold myself to a high standard. Because let's face it, I do have morals and I do have feelings. So, Carl, I wish you father well. This is acting, John. All right, get ready to add this to the real.

This is John wishing my father well, the guy he doesn't know. So, Carl, I wish you father well. Okay, okay, I do. Aw. But I do. And I mean that. Why?

I don't care that you're a piece of shit. Can you pause it? I did miss this part, but five bucks, he references the ring. Oh, he thinks that his father got him. Yeah. That has a J on it. He's wishing a guy. Well, he doesn't know. The only thing he knows about him is that the guy's son, he hates, but he's wishing him, well, well, you're so amazing, John. Wow. How could I thank you? I send you a card for this. Wow. I also don't understand. He's talking about wishing your father well and how great your father is.

And how he's never gonna bother your father. He spent all day on New Year's Day being like, I'm gonna call your mother. Did he really have to see that in the salad? That's all he did. He was like, I'm gonna call your mother and tell her exactly what you've been to in there. It's not the internet.

Yes. Everything I've been doing and she goes to live shows too. She knows. She's not going to bother your father, but your mom's going to know. So he's at NARC. He's going to tell on you. What is idiots? This ring. I'm an adult man. You've got my parents and tell on me all you want. Can we all assume that this ring was something that he found visiting his mom and just took from her house? Well, he claims because that's his NYU ring.

He claims that his dad bought it for him. Okay. Because it's dead also. It's dead because it couldn't buy his own ring. That can't be true because people will get fatter as they get older. Especially the job when he graduated NYU. He was a lot slimmer. That's his no way that ring would fit him.

Now, I've never even thought of that ankle before. Those myths are not what they used to be. We've seen the old footage, John. Yeah, right. We've seen him playing guitar and Conan and stuff. His hands were not like that back then. But, you know, I mean, maybe you bought the wrong ring size because you're an idiot, that's possible. I think that back then. But, you know, I mean, maybe you bought the wrong ring size because you're an idiot,

that's possible. I think that it's compelling that especially at the time that he would have gotten that ring, the tradition would be to put your last name initial on ring. Yeah, you would put Jay on it. But I would also buy one that you would wear your wedding ring on. Like, that's his right hand. No, that's his right ring. That's his right ring. Oh, I'm my fault. Yeah, you're right. Yeah, if he was gay married, he'd wear it there.

That's true. Oh, yes. All right, so he's gay married. Okay. He's of a class earring. Wait, I just came up with something. All right. Is there a chance, and I know we're

going to start this rumor now, but is there a chance that when he says my because I've seen how they sell class rings are selling them at school. Sure, right? So for him to say he had my father bought it for me. It's like did he mean he paid for it? Like he filled out the form and his father paid for no, I think his father saw an NYU Ring at a pawn shop Had a Jay on it and said yeah Hey, you know you tell everyone that you graduated from this college I'm not a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man.

I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I'm a man. I wish she was still with us. We wish him well. We do. Wow. Yeah. Because that's not his fault. Well, I say I got a bagged in up because that's kind of funny. He goes, I'm an asshole, but that's not my dad's fault. This is playing us. I do. And I mean that.

I don't care that you're a piece of shit Because if that's not his fault, who's fault would it be? Absolutely your parents. I would think I mean to some degree, right? So when we were reading the Wedding speeches. Yes, what I was thinking about was when my father got remarried. Yes, and I gave a wedding speech Yeah. Where I read a poem by Philip Larkin called This Be the Verse, which starts out, they fuck you up your mum and dad. They may not mean to, but they do. They fill you with the thoughts they had and add some extra just for you. That's literally what happened. That's why you're a fucking asshole. You hear that? Daddy issues everyone. We have the dating Lucy tight box game. I'm trying to act.

That's got a dollar, everyone. A couple of minutes shoes when he's here. Let's get back to it. That's not his fault. And I'm not going to even say his name. Not saying any of your family's things. No, because I'm not a guy. Not grunting.

I can only prove that I'm a better man. He said my mom's name about five minutes before this. He's like, I'm not gonna say any of your famous names. But the garbage human being, that was my tweet to him that day. Oh right. Yeah, garbage human being is his new watch. How many times he calls you and Shuley Garbage Human Being is now. How are you not blocked?

I'm Twitter. Why? We're talking after yet. I get only prove that I'm a better person than you by not doing. That's a wiping snap. So does constantly. Only since he's been back in California. It's true. Yes. So disgusting. Not constantly. Only since he's been back in California.

It's true. Yes. There isn't like he wasn't as bad in in mom's house. That's true. So either his dealer lives in LA, which is some people's theory, not mine, John. I don't think that's the case. I think you live in filth. I think that you never vacuum your house because you've proven that yourself.

You have two cats, maybe one. It's hard to say. And I don't think you ever clean up. And there's probably black mold and a lot of things that are really bad for you in that place. The course is probably the best thing for you. Oh, yeah. It's never been dusted. No, it's disgusting in there. All right. John has our buddy Ray DeVito on the show and Joey see but we're gonna focus on his conversation with Ray DeVito on this particular episode later on in the show and John has an inappropriate question about Kate Meeney. Now Kate Meeney of course there's a lot going on with John and Kate Meeney. I think we've broken down most of it. The fact that Kate Meeney went on John's show once and then John's been trying to get her back on the show by constantly texting her and DMing her,

call me and she's not responding and she hasn't gone back on John's show. And for a long time, John was defending Kate Meaney because they were bullying her on MLC. Something that John forgot to bring up when he went back on MLC, but but they were bullying in Kate meanie. And so john was like, I'm defending Kate meanie. I'm a Kate meanie supporter. I'm there for her. And then when Kate meanie stopped texting him back, he went, what the fuck with this bitch? What's going on with her? I've been nothing but nice to her. So this is Ray handling this very well and appropriate question. So, Ray, so are you in Kate? You know, you're gonna be doing this. So, John did the finger through the hole in the hand gesture

to Ray right there. So, in other words, are you a f*****? Yeah. So, Ray, so are you in Kate? You know, you're gonna be doing this. No. Why not? No, that's probably one of the reasons why she's probably not

talking to you with talk like that. Oh, we could jogs face right there. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I didn't do anything. I'm a gentleman. What do you mean? Watch how we hear those, this. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no make no, that's what such from the developers. I just have one woman on my podcast. And everyone's like, I was like, guess what?

Comedians can be friends with other people in the comedy industry. No, no, Ray, we know you're not getting no one picked you fuck that. That was a job when I asked that question. Yeah, that's not what's going on. Not being related. Ray, no, he's been on my podcast. I'm not getting what Joey see. Ray, Ray, when I put brothers, Ray,

can I say something? What's up? After all, it is my show. I'm not getting what Joey see. Ray, Ray, Ray, Ray, we're not butt brothers, Ray. Ray, can I say something? What's up? After all, it is my show. I would never be with Kate Meaney. She's too young. I don't date anything younger than my oldest kid. You understand?

I don't think. I call to that. She knows that. You know, trust me on that. That's like, you know, that's a little weird for me. No guy who's ever wanted to fuck a girl. I told her, by the way, I don't want to fuck you. That's like you know, that's a little weird for me. No guy who's ever wanted to fuck a girl has told her by the way, I don't want to fuck you. That's never happened before. So Kate Meaney knows that he's not being a creep. He has rules.

It's rules about ages of children. His OCD won't allow him. Of course, right. So why would Kate Meaney think he's hitting on her when he's hitting on her, when he's told her, he's not hitting on her. Obviously, dirt. I'm just practicing. But the second you're older than my oldest. Yeah. He went under set on the math work. The news my oldest passed away.

He's the one in my oldest. Well, I said, I said my oldest daughter. And now I have no. I said, I said, my oldest daughter. And now I have no soul. All right. So John gets a super chat where people are saying, you know, uh, people are saying that you're being pretty aggressive with Kate Mene. See, this is what they're saying that Kate Mene said, I could show you my text rate. I was like, it's all right.

I don't. Yeah, I don't, I don't get in the, yeah, I, but I didn't do anything bad, but they tried and like paint it like it is. John says I didn't do anything wrong. I am not that guy. They try to say that was being aggressive with her and that's why she doesn't respond anymore. Well, let's hear what Kate Meaney has to say about it because she was recently on Ray

DeVito show. Please talking about centering John and who else would know better than Kate? Don't talk anymore. No, I just didn't respond to his text messages because I was responding. And then they ended up being excessive. Like he just started like texting me excessively. And this is John's Amal. Yeah. I mean, this is this thing with Vinnie Paul.

We know they're big follow out. I texted eight times in a row. You know, text me back. Alex Stein. I texted eight times in a row. You know, text me back. Alex Stein. I text you 20 times in a row. You know, text me back. John. Your etiquette is poor. You have I was getting the call me etiquette. Yeah, Kurt. If you've gotten the call me, you got the call me when he was live on his show. Yeah, I remember you calling in you're like on the road drive. You're like, what is it, John? What do you mean? See, see how we act when he he calls me? He's like, yeah, no one wants to talk to you. No one's interested in talking. He's not. You are exhausting.

Yes, you're obnoxious. Again, something that Howard said 30 years ago. And angrily, he was angry that I was not responding. So you don't want to respond to an angry person. Yes, he was angry on his show. Okay, maybe I've been defending her and she's not getting back. I just want to have her on the show. I'm not trying to like figure fuck on. Yeah, right. Not until she's 25. Would that be, would that be a count of this fisting. I just figured what the girl is. No. Yeah, now that makes sense. Like, you know, it's just, it's not something.

I, it's like, oh, okay, better avoid that. And, you know, not go into that. Yeah, that makes sense. It's like, I want to do a wait confrontation. And then, So, we put this attitude about like I get it. You know, it's just and so, you know, I think he's a good guy. Like I don't know. I don't know.

And he's. If you did you wouldn't say that in world that I should have stopped or something. I mean, he's probably a good guy. I mean, I don't know. Probably not. It's for my interactions with John. don't know. I'm probably not. It's only just for my interactions with John, he probably isn't, but. Seemingly not. So like figure in this stupid world

that I've somehow become a part of. And I just, I want to be careful. Like, you know, I want to be careful. Smart. Yeah. No, I get it. Ray seems disappointed. How careful? She's got her date rape shields up.

Ray is booked to come out WTP later this month. So we'll get to talk to Ray directly about these fun things. But this is great because John is now trying to say, but I love Kate, give her my best and watch the way that Ray handles this. No, I agree. Oh, and Ray, just lastly, if you haven't talked to Kate again, give her my best and say, I'm, you know, believe me, I don't want to date, you know, she's too young for me. She knows that, though, but just telling that

no hard feelings, you know, I would always help her. How about that? All right. Sounds good. She was saying the things were just, Ray, are you related to. How about that? All right. Sounds good. Cheers. David, thanks for your attention. Jay, Ray, are you related to Tommy DeVito? No, of course not. So I love Ray's response.

I was like, yeah, sure, John. I can't wait to tell Kate Meaney that you're not trying to date her. When we get right on that, let me text her right now for you. Yeah. Hey, you know that scumbag? He said hi. Yeah. You know that mutual quaint we have, the one that we both dislike. He said to say hi. Yeah, cool

Thanks for doing that for me. Now we're gonna get into John asking Ray who he hates in the devil first now Ray and Shuley and the Shuley network had a falling out Ray was on the Shuley network. He left the Shuley network There's been some drama around that Shuley's been playing it up and all those guys on the BS show. And so of course, John wants to pounce on this. When he hears that maybe some of his enemies are shared by his guests. And so he asks about me, what about, who are these podcasts? How do you feel about Carl?

What's up? How about Carl? Are you with Carl? I like Carl. Carl, I do like. Oh, okay. Well, I can't stand any of the good guys. Carl, I'm friends with.

I like Carl. I'll tell you what, man. But his podcast, say what you want about the dabble verse, W-A-T-P fans, show up at shows. I've got people who show up at comedy clubs and be like, oh, I like you on W-A-T-P and they know me from W-A-T-P. No've got people show up at comedy clubs and be like, oh, I like you on W-A-T-P and they know me from W-A-T-P. No one's ever showed up and they're like, hey, I love you on the shoe and that worked.

Well, we get John's face right now. This is nobody wanted to use, I said, I should not have bought a car, no, this sucks. Well, this is exactly what he was criticizing KC for when he had Vince the lawyer on just last week where he was like you asked you asked stupid questions. You can't right. You don't get the answer you want. Yeah. So John says, you know, WTP.

Now I remember Ray messaging me months ago, hey man, I just met a bunch of your fans at my show. They're really cool. So I know that people just gone to his show is because they've heard them on W ATP. And so listen to John now put words and raise mouth and change what Ray just said. But people have showed up in Billy. How many people like I mean, come on Ray, don't I mean that thousands get out of here. And then say thousands. John goes, oh what? Infinity people showed up for a friend of Carl. What a child. What a child. What thousands thousands he didn't say thousands. I would he said he's a met thousand to people

To show me really gets competitive, but he hasn't learned at this stage that he should not ever flex anything He's gonna lose no matter what it is But when he irms jott is not learning he should never fly I'm gonna say thousands I'm gonna say thousands. Like, hey, those are the options. Whatever the number is, it's more than that. Yeah, yeah. Like, five people said that they heard John,

get the fuck out of here, Ray. Good job, Ray. He did not like that now, right? Ray's killing it on us when I have to give him credit for this. So then, it looks like Joey's having a good time with it. By the way, if you're listening, Joey's there. Take our words out. So then, John?

Sorry, if John would only realize that he would, if he was doing stand-up, how many tickets he would sell because of WATP? Yeah. Like, he's missing all those opportunities right now. So that's what this transition's into. And I have a question for you, Cardiff, is what is John talking about right here?

He did a whole thing and telling people to go to my show and maybe five people come from him. TRB 10, thanks five bucks, asking for Vince Loin, Carl. Would you sleep with Posa? Now here we go with these Trent. Like everybody asking about this Trent, are you friends with Jim Norton? I think I was in the flexion.

Every time it's like, hey, we just suck a dick. If she had nice tits and he's like, ah, Jim Norton. And Norton. All right. So what was John talking about right there, where he said that curl told people to go to his show, maybe five people showed up, what show? Yeah.

I was talking about, I guess the double Z, I don't know. I don't know. I guess the double Z. I don't I don't know. The double Z maybe. I don't know. We have a ton of people and what does it see? So conflating his own experience. My boy, penis, Renkel comes in with a two-hour super chat and explains this to John. penis. Renkel, I know you love me.

Thanks for talking to me. The only reason anyone is watching. Hey, I don't really give a shit. I'm the goat. All the cock can talk about his mate. What? This is the fifth topic out today's show. But okay, John, how we talk about this, you sure? Now, John is coming to the realization when obviously Ray says,

people who come to my shows know me from WTP. Almost every single person in that chat knows WTP Or the shooly network or card How would they not know right that's the only thing talking about and then as soon as Richard O'Jeta and brain care show up People just like I'm out of here the socks. I don't want to hear about their stupid political views So the fact that John is pretending that no one would show up to something based on our shows is ridiculous. It's happening at the moment. He's saying that. Thank you, penis. Renkel for pointing that out. I do appreciate you doing that. He actually said on to that. I was listening a little bit today. And he was actually a bragging about his live numbers being up, saying I'm almost hitting Brennan numbers. She's just great. Well, it's good to keep your expectations low, I suppose.

All right, I got a beef with someone in the dabble verse that we need to talk about right now. You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building, it's what I do. Oh! All right, so Tom Myers. Not in the dabble verse, by the way. Tom Myers not in the dabble verse? Oh, he's hack verse. Oh, okay, he's hack verse.

Guess I don't know the difference. I just made a joke. I thought I had some authority as the life time achievement award winner. So like I'm a junior award winner. So here I have a YouTube video that we posted recently. The title of it is Tom Myers tells the most obvious joke ever. And Tom put up this response. Hi podcast, Karen.

I figured your fans will want to listen the entire episode you reviewed unfiltered and without your cringe commentary with a link to his episode and then PS the build sock smiley face. And what he did is he posted this on mastodon and he wrote underneath the screenshot of him posting this on my YouTube video. He wrote podcast care and deleted my comment. Maybe I shouldn't have trashed the bills should emoji trash can emoji snow emoji. You know what? Oh, snowfike. I get it. So here's the deal with Tom Myers, my buddy Tom. He either a never posted this because as soon as I tell us, I went, where is this comment? I want to find this comment. And people were all commenting in our subreddit where this was posted that it looks like this was like draft that he never hit, sand on.

Oh yeah. So it's not even a real post on my video. He's had to be like, I deleted it, but he's lying. There's a fucking liar. YouTube automatically, you have to put that one up if it's in your, like it's probably not, it's there for you to review somewhere because he put a link in there. Okay.

That was the other thing I was going to say. I'm going to say that was the other thing I was going to say is if you put, you can't put a link in comments. You can imagine what the anarchy would be. If you could just, he would see that he posted that. He would see what he posted that he posted that on his screen, but it wouldn't actually come through YouTube. Okay. You have to go and find it. I actually find it. I was actually looking for it today, but maybe I need to come through YouTube. Okay. You have to go and find it. I have to go find it.

I was actually looking for it today, but maybe I need to look at a different area. It's in your studio. In order to approve it. Because if I will post every comment, I do not delete comments on my YouTube. I a don't have the time and b, they're actually mostly positive.

That works out well. Or hilarious. Yeah, sometimes hilarious. So Tom, I don't know what your ankle is here, sir. I'm not afraid of you. I don't care. You say the bills suck. Not that worried about it. Sorry about the Orioles losing in the first round. That was rough. But that snowflake comment. No way, man. That was too much. Well, good news because my favorite podcaster decided to go out and put out a brand new episode just last week. Hello, and welcome to the Tom Myers versus the rest of the world.

2023 year in recoil special. How should Republicans along party lines voted to start an impeachment inquiry into President Biden? For what what I'm not sure Republicans can't even agree that Biden did anything wrong much less exactly what he did wrong. I'm waiting for the next claim. They're going to try to say and try to say it with a straight face. When Joe Biden first got to the Senate, he farted into a paper bag and then popped it in your strumped, Thurman's head. This is the guy who knows politics. What?

These are smart jokes. When you think about how you could criticize Joe Biden, the world's most perfect president. The only thing you could possibly say is 55 years ago, when he first became a senator, he was probably pulling some pranks on Vival, what a jerk. Good stuff, Tom. So astute. I mean, we have a Canadian potato who knows more about fucking Joe Biden. You have another potato. Yeah, King Crab says, you

can see the emoji button for fuck's sake. He didn't submit the comment. Okay. So that's where obviously he didn't even submit the comment and he's posting it on there and saying that I'm the podcast. Yeah, yeah, who's before you click send, would you like to add an emoji? Right. No, but I'll just take a screenshot and pretend I sent it. Oh, what an idiot. He's even bad at that.

For we got forensic internet technicians over here, Tom. All right. So Tom obviously writes fantastic jokes. There's not a lot to criticize with Joe Biden. So I get it. And what kind of joke can he come up with for that? But Trump on the other hand, he's Trump is a lot of Andy loves this part of the show. You're going to love this because he finds an angle on Trump that a lot of people would not find, I think in her new former Wyoming Congresswoman Liz Cheney revealed that Kevin McCarthy visited Donald Trump in Mar-a-Lago

after he left the White House because Trump wasn't eating. Melania must have been relieved. When Trump goes down on a woman, it must be like a dog licking the remainder of the food out of his bowl. Oh, God. Okay, I decided to do guys, I don't know if you know this, but Trump's overweight. And obviously time was nothing about sex. And all. So his big joke where it was like, guys, so hungry for

that pussy, because he's such a fat guy, he just licks up that pussy. It's not a sex works. And I'll tell him you moron. Sounds great. Yeah, at least he's like, bring on the fat guys. Let's go. Sorry, at least it's like bring on the fat guys. Let's go. Sorry, band brand to sky. What an idiot. His two jokes about Trevor that he's fat. I assume that's like I'm almost about him being fat.

Otherwise, it makes even less sense. Did you understand that? No, okay. See, I'm not political. So otherwise, I would definitely get these jokes. I mean, last but not the most So otherwise, I would definitely get these jokes. I mean, that's the policy. I can usually speak Tom, but yeah, I know that one was rough. All right. Well, Tom is the king. He's known as the king because he will go there. He will run into a burning building. It's what he does. And boy, does he go there with this one?

And even Jeff Heisen's like, whoa, dude. Former New York City mayor Rudy Giuliani was given a $148 million judgment against him because of false statements he made about Shay Moss and Ruby Freeman to Georgia election workers during the 2020 presidential election. It's hard to tell which New York City landmark collapse was more shocking. Giuliani's reputation or the World Trade Center. Tom! Tom!

Tom! It's too soon! What are you doing? Pretty good, uh, 9-11 joke there, all guys. No. Boom. Pretty spicy. I mean, it's not the worst 9-11 joke I've ever heard, but it's not down there.

It's down there. I'm thinking I just want to go. Well, here's one for Andy, because Andy knows George Santos. And there's a lot of things you can say about George Santos. And Tom doesn't pick the obvious own way. I don't know. Yes, he does. George Santos was expelled from Congress by a house vote. Thankfully for House Republicans, George Santos will go around telling everyone

he was never in Congress. Because he's a liar because he was in Congress. Get it? Yeah. He is pretty pretty smart. See now normally he brags. He lies about the accomplishments, but then when he accomplishes something, he lies that he didn't do it Actually, no that doesn't make any fucking sense at all now. I think about it time. It's a terrible joke Yes, try again, but anytime you just throws out and Republicans are idiots Got that right. Oh, here's a great example of John with the same punchline twice He doesn't know how joke structure works. This guy's been a touring comedian for decades, according to him somehow inexplicably.

Yeah. George Santos' habitual lying by a public figure is everything that's wrong with this country. As I was saying, just recently, to my fellow SEAL team six members during our reunion to commemorate the day that I took out Osama bin Laden. Yeah, no, we got it. We got it when he said seal team six. We know that you're not a part of that stolen veil.

Pretty funny stuff, huh? All right. I see that you guys are not joining as much as I um, my hurts. My favorite is I was watching Andy's face during any time I heard that's great. It's the same as your face during centering judge shit. All right, that's true. And even Andy looks friendly and Vinnie's involved and we have to listen to Tom.

I know what you're all thinking. What's up? This is too political. Let's talk about abortion. Republicans in the New Hampshire legislature introduced a bill to ban abortion after 15 days of pregnancy in the granite state. 15 days isn't enough to determine if it being his viability of life. Every time I look at Marjorie Taylor Green, viable is nowhere near one of the terms I'd use to describe her.

It's just the opposite of clever. Yeah. Has nothing to do with a boar shater, a new hampshire or anything like that. And here's a Republican I don't like. Yeah. A boredom. Good one. I didn't even go there. I didn't even tie the two concepts together. I didn't like. Yeah. Abort him. Good one. I didn't even go there. I

didn't even fucking go there. Jesus. Hey, dear. I wish all the Republicans were there. And that would be a short time, Joe. I know. I didn't drag it out enough Republicans like Marjorie Taylor Greene Well, I was actually a little thrown back that her middle name isn't trailer Well, yeah, that's the John's thing. Yeah, I've heard that so many laundry trail of Paul Greene I know I was out the druid Mike show we were playing clips He said Marjorie trailer Greene and they all thought he misspoke. Oh, no, no, no, that's a whole area's joke. You have to understand And they all thought he misspoke like oh no, no, no, that's a whole area job. You have to understand All right, so now we're talking about New Hampshire and one thing the times we'll just show off is this knowledge of things New Hampshire slogan is live free or die. It is that's a great slogan to have if you live with neighbors

Some of whom you want to live free and some of whom you want to die What does that mean? That means if you're a neighbor of times and you're a Republican, he hopes that you're dead. Well, yeah, I knew that. I had to do it live free. Some of them you want to live. The license plate slogan. What do you want?

It's just a slogan. I would like to live free. Yeah. Yeah. Every set up is just like, it's a wide top of the funnel. Yeah. Down to one punch line at the bottom. They don't need to connect. No.

Yeah. It all goes down to Republicans should die. Right. And the funnel is like having a swimming pool catching all the rain. The Michael. The Michael's marketing funnel. It's a call back. All right. Henry Kissinger passed away this year. This year saw some notable famous deaths. There was former Secretary of State

Henry Kissinger. No cause of death was officially released, but my theory is that he was cradling his Nobel Peace Prize and it exploded, taking Kissinger's Riding Corpse with it. So this is an example where I think he Googled Henry Kissinger and then it's not, oh, he wanted to know about Peace Prize. I'll make a joke about that. I mean, at least you could have gone Kissinger. I saw him doing more than that. Why would it explode?

It's the dumbest thing ever. at least you could have gone kissing her. I saw him doing more than that. Why would it explode? It's the dumbest thing ever. It's really stupid. Taking his writhing corpse with him. Yeah, pretty good stuff, huh? So he's already dead or the fuck is going on here? You know what would be great? I don't want to hear another Tom Myers podcast

or stand up special. I wanted to explain his jokes. I just want to play one of his jokes ago. Explain why you thought this was funny. Explain all these punch like an act of the fucking setup. You should write a book like one behind the comedy. Yes. It probably would be the one instance where explaining it makes it better. A new special, the dumb side of comedy. Advice. I wonder if we took like these Tom Myers jokes and somebody else performed them in front of him and you didn't know they were his if you would laugh.

Yeah. So many of them are about dead Republicans. Yeah, you're right. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. That's a good one.

I'm going to write that one down. All right, let's get the more topical. So Joe more topical jokes, go ahead here. I was saddened to hear that Rosalind Carter died, but when I heard that she went first so that she wouldn't be left alone in the event, Jimmy went first, I thought, nah Jimmy Carter's just trying to outlive that fucker Kissinger. And that's the other thing that he does. It was not a good joke. And it's not. Then he tries to like really sell it.

That fucker Kissinger. Punch it up. Sky style. What do you guys think about that punch line? And now it's time to giggle. Well, it works when you do it. You actually go on the road with us speaking to go on the road. This year saw the release of Jason Aldeans try that in a small town. It faced a lot of criticism, but I recognize that it's not exactly a news sentiment as

try that in a small town was my mantra early in my career as a road comic. What does that mean? Was he only going to small towns to perform comedy? Yeah. Not about a comedy club in small towns, usually cities back in the day before he made it a big Baltimore. Yeah, right. I know. I mean, obviously, I don't do that anymore.

And I'm a big success, But I'm not even a Baltimore. Many muskets says, AI Louis CK tells a funny bonkit transplant. I don't know if I've heard that. I don't know if I've heard that. That sounds fun. All right, Ashley Babbit.

She was innocent person with not carrying a weapon on January 6 was shot and killed. How do you make that funny time? The real tragedy is that the song came out after Ashley Babitt stormed the Capitol. Hmm. Is it DC a small town? Yeah, what does that mean? Hmm. I guess it's just funny because someone

who doesn't agree with him politically was murdered. That's fun. Good stuff, Tom. All right. If you didn't like that, get ready for this one because. Wait, let's back up. Yeah.

Try that in a small town comes out after she dies. What is he? She tried to storm the capital. Yeah. And a small town. Don't hurt yourself, Andy. This is impossible. Grab your head around that one. All right, let's get back to classic Tom Myers comedy writing. And we have to remember here is that all conservatives and Republicans are giant racists. And Alan and Rosanne Barr, starring in a new TV show, look for it to be a hit on the new Ku Klux comedy channel. Even even the co-hosts are like what what? Okay, sure This feels like you ever see those videos where they took the left track out of like big bang theory

Just slamming into a wall. I know On this show where we're always having a lot of fun everybody at the table. It's just like Nope, that's just so annoying about this comment, where he says, I figure your fans want to listen the entire episode you reviewed unfiltered without your cringe commentary. This is the only show that I don't take out of context. This is literally just joke, joke, joke, joke,

exactly how you hear it on the show. I'm not trying to make him look stupid, he doesn't for himself. And he calls you podcast Karen. That's what a Karen would do. That's not what you're doing. Correct. Yes.

Although I can see why it's him versus the rest of the world that kind of occurred to me. All right, let's get into sports. Let's get off of politics, guys. Right. Tom, I think these were meant for me specifically. And you'll understand why. Because anyone else listening to this would be like,

ah, don't get it. Doesn't make any fucking sense. This year also saw the worst performance of both of New York's baseball teams, which made a historic moment. It's the first time in history that New Yorkers look forward to the giants and jets starting their seasons. And yes, I'll throw the Buffalo bills in there because why the hell not? This is the only mention they deserve throughout the entire run of this podcast anyway. What are you talking about? So the Yankees and Metz were bad.

And so New Yorkers were looking forward to the Buffalo bills starting. They don't like the Buffalo. Chats in the giant. The bills the bills are the best. He's talking about New York fans. We saw about New York fans and they always look forward to the giant. They just they've rabid fan bases. Yeah. And it wasn't the worst season of the eighties of Metsum ever had. The eighties finished over five. Anyway, that's the point. How the fuck more? I'm just not like I'm stupid. Why do you know sports? There's no politics. He doesn't know anything except for he does one thing. And that is jerking off the internet part because that's the only way

he ever busted not. This year we got into the health issues of Mitch McConnell, the leader of the Senate Republicans who froze twice during news conferences. In a way, I can sympathize with Mitch McConnell because when he froze, he had the same expression that I get when I've discovered I've finished on my laptop. Oh God. Gross. Well, it is right. That's right. That's really gross. I think everyone wanted to quit the show right there like, uh, one too far. What the fuck are you talking about so that's tops jerking off on his laptop joke Pretty little Tom worked blue Oh, you didn't know that you know the king Or do you like that? Oh, yeah, if this was live he'd be like oh, you know, it's only gonna get worse

You guys aren't ready for that your parents are gonna love it or your kids your parents are gonna love it or your kids one of the fuck the same goes up side. I don't know what's going on. You're fired, you big flies parents, you're gonna love it. All right, let's talk to our review girl Annie who's been waiting very patiently backstage, St. Ann. Hi, Anne. Oh, hello.

Hello. How's it going? Hello. Hello. All right. Well, you seem like you're in a great mood, which is awesome because we're about to play everyone's favorite game show brought to us by of course our buddy cardiff electric It's time for everyone's favorite game show to poke a

Daabler are you ready to play to poke a Daabler Andy to poke a daffler and he producer Chris yes who's he sidewalk oh we see you got a mention sorry I didn't know you're gonna be here you know I don't give you you can say what you want but don't fuck with somebody's fucking reputation boring I'm glad you're bored and paying me for it. Why has Vince, I mean, mentoring Jay, betraying you? You know, I really don't know.

You know, I didn't know that he wished I didn't have, Dallas, Thoreon on, I should have remembered, but I can't remember everything. It's very hard. When you get attacked, every fucking day, by fucking every show in the world, none of these guys can handle what I have to deal with. We would all handle it, I better than you do.

Yeah. We would all handle it much better than you do. I care to do that. Also, what happened to the steel trap you can't mess with this thing? And he's like, I forgot. How am I supposed to remember everything? I don't know.

I forgot I called it that. But I'm just a fucking, I just got thick skin. I'm what you would know. I'm what would be called, like, you know. What did John call himself? Number one, the bee's knees. Be the goat. Next, thick skinned For the man's man and lastly

Teflon John Okay, Carl I will go first and I this is my first instate. I'm gonna stick with that I think he's gonna say fix skinned How much you call you, you know, like, Fixed, Oh, right. Your first instinct was meaning you spit your beer out when you heard that. Yeah, that one, that was actually out. That was very good.

All right, I will go over to Lucy type box. What do you think? That was also my first instinct. So I'm gonna go next also. All right, very good. Andy Coupublik. Mm. Well, he's running around calling himself the goat now. Yes, but

God I'm gonna kick myself, but I'm gonna go with four the man's man the man's a man. Annie. What do you think? I'm gonna go with the goat's decision and pick the goat. I Also went with the goat all right right. So no one says, That's a tough one job. Or bees knees. Or bees. Oh yeah. I'm what will be called, like, you know,

the main's main. Oh! Very well done. Second guessing works out some time. You're the goat, man. Well done. I'm the goat. You're the main's main.

Who won that? Fucking the goat. That Well, I'm the goat. Here's a man's man. Who won that? Fucking the goat. That was it. No one else. Mm-hmm. I got confused because Andy said the goat. I frown she was talking about. Let's go.

There's too many goats. I didn't get a new Mac. Uh, now stay tuned to prove. We'll see John Proveys the man's man. So sick of this mac for the screens going again you know it's just like it you know you spent forty hundred bucks on a fucking

computer just put me on who spent it and you know his as far but my keeps going to shit anyway interactive bass if i knew you if i knew your name, I'd say, you're happy birthday. That's the kind of guy I am. Oh, and we're going to hear this dickhead comment on how somehow, me singing happy birthday, the vets' kids are somehow nefarious.

It's amazing. I can't be the nice guy that I am without these guys trying to twist it into some other way. Now everything you'll say gets twisted around some other way and they'll kill you if they punch you. You're mad. Thanks for the talk about. Surely average is 72. One hour talking about you call average

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Yes, we should decide. Why is everybody saying yes to this? Well, because I know carnivores say that every fucking episode now, we watch. I'm gonna do it. I know you're in. Remember that one we put on the guitar. I'll be singing on subreddit surfing tonight at eight. Yeah, that's what we're here at

subreddit surfing. He pulled out the guitar. Yeah, saying something from Jesus Christ super started. That's right. Yeah, it was horrible. Yeah, he's terrible at it. We should bring that back.

He's not a good. He's not gonna show now. I got to see you, Gene, before we can move on. What's you by subreddit surfing live Saturday, March the 9th, comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York, get your tickets now at Carlson comedy.com. Sit Eugene sit. Good dog. New logo

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that he's a loser. You're not in traffic. You aren't traffic, Evan. Stuttering John, obviously Kate mean he's not just not that into you. John. Sorry about that. Tom Myers lying about that I'm deleting his comments. I'm not afraid of you. Tom you suck and everything you do but keep Podcasting though. I do appreciate that. The go one to poke a damn well You know what that means type for everyone's favorite part of the show This is the part we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts And Here It Is! Hello, my name is Eric Weinstein of 69 Whiskey. This podcast contains mature content and covers topics and subject matters that people

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I'll teach him how to be better at the future. Fucking exhausting. Yeah, thank you. Yeah. You know what's not exhausting is the All Apologies podcast. Oh, that's right. Future right point. And a cute pop line.

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I've done that. I fucked up, but it should be out right now. And Corey Feldman, you can't miss. Can't miss with Felddog. Yeah. That's for sure. So please check Corey Feldman, all apologies podcast, Joe Sixpeck, comedy at the Carlson March 9th, subreddit surfing, check it all out.

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Oh, yeah. All the apologies podcast. Who's going to acquire this property? Is the question the producer Chris channel Another chair to the back I just didn't think it was gonna be you I'm teaming up with OJ. I didn't think it was gonna be you Lucy type box. Yes, you're all over the internet these days. I am. What do you up to? You can check me out on once over with Kaylee, which is C-A-Y-L-E-Y. I do movie reviews most recently I talked all about the reasons that I hate nightmare before Christmas and coming up very soon is going to be a review of a boy and his dog

Which is a 1970s movie that is set in the far distant future of the year 2024. Hey, that's no! Are you curious about the post-pile of it? Is the dog Eugene? I mean, so lots of exciting stuff over there. I also recently was on Hack the Movies for the year end review of 2023 movies.

So definitely go check that out too. I saw you out there. Yeah, it was fun. Very cool. I know movies. Who else was on there? I believe it was Jess from the creep off was on there with you. Yes.

Not your had. Yes. Yes. Sorry. Very good. We all agree. And Cardiff, you point it off shit, right? Yes, and I'm heading over to subreddit surfing now, everybody.

I'm going to turn things. See you over there. And I got a surf on, buddy. Annie, what do you have to these days? Dylan from somewhere, and I are back on January 17th to talk about Batman Arkham Asylum. It's a Batman beat him up game from game from the early 2000s. I've never played it and it just came out on the Switch so it's a great opportunity for Dylan to play it again so that's what we're gonna do. And you can find that's on youtube.com slash at witgs. I don't play a lot of video games but there was a Batman VR game that I had. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. had. Do you ever play that? Yeah, I do. That's super trippy thing.

Yeah, it's just an acid trip. It was really cool. I didn't like it. I didn't do much. Yeah. All right, Annie, we will definitely check that out. Guys, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all.

Who are these podcasts? Leave a love everybody. Party in the must-vis of Morning Radio. And now the show is over now. Mm. OK. Great show is over now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

And this is where we pop in that news, which is probably in my, uh, oh, no, we don't have that Saturday. Why were you pointing at that news earlier today? I was pointing at Banana Bay because I was pointing at Banana Bay. Time has lost all meaning to come. I don't even know what to do. Goodness. Great. The guy was all know what you did it. Goodness gracious. That guy was all hung over and I pointed it in.

Oh, no. Because he needed some magic. Now I understand what's going on. All right. Well, in that case, Annie, do we have any reviews that you'd like to read for us? Yeah, I got two for us. OK.

I have one from M-auth MN, on December 30th, 2023. We'll need to check any luggage. Only listen to this podcast if you hate yourself. It just might give you the final push you need to go to Greenland. Oh, no! Don't go to Greenland. Thank you for not killing yourself, everyone. Is that a five-star review? That is.

All right, very good. Thank you for that. Yeah, right. Yeah. Is that a five-star review? That is. All right, very good. Thank you for that. Yeah, right. And then we have one more from Soren Low, January 1st, 2024. Brandon, love hearing Brandon on WATP. Great show as always. Yes.

The Brandon episode was fantastic. He always brings it. And of course, Brandy's daughter on a Bore Fest. I assume that's a five-star review, not playing by the rules there. Yes, that is a five-star review. Take it either way. You can say nice things about us. Like I get too upset about that. And you brought up that great pods website. I checked it out. It says it's 4.8 as Lucy said, but

there's only like 10 reviews and there's none like from the website itself. They're mostly just comments sort of like a cast box and other websites. Okay. Most of the reviews on there are just repopulated from Apple podcasts. And they say things like the host is handsome. I hope he's single things like that I assume. Oh, um, you should check it out. Yeah. She almost yes to anything. She almost did.

That's so funny. Yes, Annie. So close. All right, let's hit some voice mail. Zero quag. All right, Carl. I think back when I said about fucking to you, okay? That fucking song that's bettering John did a little bit ago.

I don't know, Maybe a few episodes ago all m g bro. Oh My god, what a piece of shit. Oh song I think we can bring here your friend back to the show, but John he's fucking. Oh my god What a what a fucking turd biscuit really? I talked to toky with shit, but no Sonner and John takes the fucking turd biscuit All right, John is worse than Tookie, noted. You're right, that one's not. I'm gonna guess.

I'm gonna guess. Joe was texted to be about Tookie. Now the card of Scott, we can talk about Tookie. When Tookie was putting the pink ski mask on over the Santa hat, he's like, it's a hat on a hat. I was like, yeah. That's Tookie for sure. Yeah, it is. That's too key for sure.

And it works. But that's just the greatest. The pink ski mask. And he was ski mask on here. Ski mask, too, keep. Anxious Andy calling into the show. Listen closely, Andy. What's up, girl?

This is Anxious Andy. Once again, I'm calling for a couple of reasons. I just want to let you know this fucking stupid ass robot shit. You got plenty of drama podcasts. It's really annoying. Yeah. It's like honestly, you know, like pissing me off more than you know the podcast has. You know that.

Also, I just want to let trucker Andy know you're annoying and that's the sign you sound and that's about it. That's the sign like sound. my name is trucker Andy. Uh, I don't like trucker Andy for a couple of reasons, but if you could just put bring him Trump around in place, he usually gets a good reaction. So if we can do that, spice up the show, the big idea of Carl, because your show is obviously very homophobic, transphobic, misogynistic, uh, you know, all the things. All the things. But you probably don't call me back and especially for trucker

it wow i feel like that guy just docks andy cc public i think so i mean when they were handing out voices and they said which which voice do you want i'd pay i'd pick this one intentionally you're like i was me and i want to win this yeah what the fuck is the way I sound, kid. But Andy, uh, Trump sucking up, kid. I mean, I have the thing about politics and Trump, yeah, what I

dislike is people that act like Trump is a sports team that are all in on good for you. It should make Jersey. What are you? Yeah, yeah. They called me. America great hat. Yeah. It's fucking absurd.

Well, I mean, I'd bite in whatever I like watching them fall down the stairs. Yeah. Yeah. We all did. And all the stairs. Enjoy your were Americans from and my fucking amazing voice. All right. All right

Eddie keep listening This wasn't directed at me That was definitely driving to the me That one was definitely dried to the meat. I'm on the voice. I'm doing answering the voice now. I picked up on that immediately. All right. All right.

I'm really glad that y'all are cool with trucker and the transitioning to any cute fuc-like. Fuck you. They true. Don't call me back. I don't know who he's motherfucking there. I think he likes you. That true. Don't call me back. I don't know who his mother fucking there. I think he likes you. That'd be my guess.

He's happy. And transitioning. Yes. And a Q public now. All right. We know about Gardini the magnificent now. He's established himself on the show. It's getting better though.

So welcome to the great Gardini Nummed Nificent. Do you happen to have the answers? Yes I do. The answers are Sigmund Freud. Sigmund Freud. A pile of dog shit. A pile of dog shit. And Stuttering John Melendez.

And Stuttering John Melendez. Now I have to ask you great guardiane. Do you have the field envelope with a question? Yes I do. And the question is name a shrink, a stink, and can you guess the final answer? Carl I Got a thing one two three. I was You know what I was gonna say what I was listening to this. I'm like every funny if you said at a drunk Pretty good actually. I'm in funny. Wow. Let's see what it actually What do you think what do you have I got shrink stink and think think okay?

one two three a That's it. What do you have? I got shrink stinking, fink. Fink, okay. One, two, three. A wannabe twink. Yeah, what? Anyway, that's it from the great cardinian rock and roll. Oh, wannabe twink. The fuck does that mean? I mean, good stuff. All right. Oh, Lucy, this one's

for you. It just done on me. Lucy, tight box, Lucy, tight box. I'll call you in an hour. Back. You just got the joke. It's funnier than regular vagina. Plain ale. Plain ale tight box. You know, I gotta say, band practice guy sent me a cringe of the week. He texted it to me. And so I started watching the United States of Australia to Aussie guy. He had Tuky on the show. And the guy says,

30 minute mark, this happens and that happens. I'm watching and I'm watching and I'm watching. I almost didn't have 14-time Myers clips so I'm sitting there watching and I'm watching and I'm watching. And then all of a sudden he said, the half end never happened. I was like,

bed friend, this guy, come on. You're sending me on this wild goose chase. He apologized. I'm going to be on a competition for the love of the world. like bedfretta's guy come on you're setting me on this wild goose chase he apologized yeah I had a few advantages for who would have just read? What's wrong, Lizzie? First of all, high band practice guy. Second of all, I heard Kendi was competing. Is that not a thing? Oh, yeah, that's right. Kendi's in it too.

Yes. Crush it. All right. So we got Jerry, band bread is guy, Deluxe, cop, photographer and Kendi. Let me know if you want to be entered into the, what are we calling it? W-A-T-P, bachelor at. Who wants to, who wants herpes?

Who wants the most certainly get laid? Andy and I have some production ideas about this. There may be mud wrestling involved, but it's TBA. It's TBA. Maybe we should call it get loose with the tie box. All right, a brainstorm. I mean, then people might get the joke of my name. Oh, shit. Right. Yeah. Now the cat's out of the bag. Yeah. All right. The one thing I don't normally hear on the voice

mouse is criticism of me. And Monday's weekly here, new year, new rule for the show. Carl, when Lucy or producer Christopher talking, you shut the fuck up. I'm trying to jack up and you'll ruin it sorry alright shut up to any she's a real girl hi shut up to hell hi mondays i'm glad you made the list there producer cress congratulations hey i'm glad to hear that fucking Tookie is, you know, he's, he's, he's, he changes voice a little, but I think he's, he's realized that he was a little high-pitched, so I'm not

sure if you guys are squeezing his balls or what you're actually doing, but he sounds more normal. I think his time was by all these creative characters that show up in the fucking D'Avil Burst. Well they eventually realized that you know it's not so funny but I get it what is not so funny. It's like the Jammal and this type scenario. You know anyways y'all keep up the good work and tell Tukki there that he's all right I don't care what fucking people in the net say about him. What people love Tookie What do you mean? Tell us Tookie hate coming out of the sun. I

Know Kurt. It doesn't like him but the rest of us think he's a treat He is turning into Rocco though, I think a little bit. Oh, if I do a stupid voice everyone will think I'm funny I think every all of Rocco's characters are slowly turning into rock Yes, or maybe he sounds a little bit like Tookie. Yeah, right turns out I think every all of Rockles characters are slowly turning into Rockles. Yes, or maybe he sounds a little bit like Tukki. Yeah, right. Turns out it's the Frank Oz principle. All right, this is, this is disgusting. Hey guys, when Stuttering John finishes on that girl's stomach,

does he go get her a towel or does he just squeegee it down? Don't tell me back. I don't want to think about that. Wait to the visual. No. Yes. I don't want to get food. Do you guys want to get that? All right, one last voicemail. Our boy Jerry and San Antonio. Check it in. Hey Carl, this is Jerry from San Antonio. This one for you. Stuttering John, Chad Zumaak. Name a boozer and a loser. The juice for you is go fuck yourself.

Alright, thank you. I like the Jerry's trying to work in so that he's John is doing Chad Zumaak stuff now. He does what I like, so that's always good. Alright, Annie, thanks for dropping by. Great to see you. Thank you. Thanks everyone. Okay, bye. Go fuck yourselves.

Have a good week. Bye! A plane is hit. I rewatch it Corley. Yes. His mom. Boom. Boom. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. Or did you guys hear on who are these creepos? I wonder if I still have it on my board.

I don't. There was a sign-off. I listened to this podcast, the True Crime Podcast, hosted by teenagers. And they had a sign-up that was very similar to one that we've heard before. It sounded a little something like this. Make sure to follow us on Instagram at tgic.podcast. Bye! Bye! Uncanny almost. It's almost like all these dumb brods. Talk the same. It's almost like all these dumb brods. Talk the same.

I love you. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys. I have a life. you