Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep480 - 69 Whiskey

Episode Date: January 7, 2024

This week we’re checking in on a couple of podcasts we haven’t heard before, starting with a show about sex and sex workers. When adults use words like “naughty,” you know it’s going to be lame. But then we check out a show about obese women dating. I’d rather be engaged in “blood play.” Doug from Who’s Right takes a break from job hunting to join the show and talk about meeting your future wife at a strip club. After we get to know Pixie, again, we check out Swipe Fat and meet Alex Stewart. Alex had a rough week. She fell down on the stairs, she had her period, and her boyfriend asked her if she is planning on losing weight at some point. Sounds horrific. We also check in on Paddy Brokenskull, he’s also had a rough week. But his show with Manny is fire! Then, a local newscaster gets StutJo to talk about Kevin Brennan, Chad Zumock is fighting with Ray DeVito and NLO, Louis CK does the bong hit transplant joke, Stuttering John’s landlord shows up, and we all try to poke a dabbler.  https://whosrightpodcast.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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shit all over us in the comment section. That's the hilarious part about it. Throw the whole area to ensues the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called 69 Whiskey. That's what they suggested. From Doug, we have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with youkey. Nope. This is just it. From Doug, we have both listened separately. We've not discussed it with you other beforehand. Let's get into it.

The show hosted by Eric Weinstein and a bunch of other people. Let me just read the description of this show. And then I got asked Doug how he found it. It says, Military veteran and self-proclaimed dollar store Dom, Eric Weinstein, began to sign whiskey as a college radio show on 107.7 the Brock a show once restrained by rules and boundaries is now coming straight to you as raw unsuntered and unapologetic as ever as unapologetic as ever.

The first thing I heard when I played this show was this. If there is if there's anything in this show that offends you due to our own ignorance, we apologize and we'll try to continue to educate ourselves and do better in the future. On a politics show, just apologize immediately right out of the gate. Didn't even do anything wrong yet. Okay. We get back to the description of this show. Sorry, I got sidetracked there for a second there.

It says, we've even earned ourselves an avn nomination for favorite adult podcast. Well, that must be hard to do. Along with co-host Motorboughton Matt and in various guests of the 69 Whiskey Army, this dynamic group covers topics ranging from drink recipes, entertainment, and of course, your favorite positions. I just read that for the first time. I just copied it to the, that's for your leading one, drink recipes.

Yeah. Okay, that's out of order there. Yeah, it's a little off. All right, Doug. What do you got for this one? Take take away. I reached out to Jody B and asked him if he was aware of any podcast that needed a review It was Jody B It was like he had this on the ready. I wasn't even done sending the message in he had already sent it to He wasn't even done sending the message in, he had already sent it to me. Alright, so Jodie be discovered this show because he's into some weird shit. And so he probably isn't the sort of thing. Well, I'll just start off then.

We're off to a bad start here. Hello everybody and welcome to another episode of the 69 Whiskey Podcast. I'm one of your hosts, the dollar store Dom Truth. And I am joined by... Cask Bondonder Tess and a temporary co-host. And we have an extra special guest this week, the dynamic duo of the little fox toy box crew. Would you guys like to introduce yourselves? How's it going Trotter? Hi little fox. How's it going guys?ter? Hi, Little Fox. How's it going guys?

It's been a while. You know how it's going? We were just talking for like five minutes. I know. I know. Yeah, I was like, they do know that we were talking though. All right, all right, too many people. Whoa, fuck, whoa, I don't even know what was said.

I already knew it. I was just so tired to follow. Little Fox toy box, this dynamic duo, we're going to be talking about them quite a bit. They were the interesting part of the episode that I checked out. But Doug, what did you check out? So I went backwards back before he had all these other people on him. And he only had one co-host. 69 whiskey podcasts.

I am one of your hosts, the dollar store, Dom Eric Weinstein. And I am joined by my co-host. What's going on everybody? It is motorboat and mat head advocate of the big Teddy Committee. So what I did is reached out to Teresa from shitty song of the week because I knew that she has a history with these guys. Oh no shit. And what I found out in talking to her is dollar store dom is a reference to the fact that he considers himself extremely cheap, which I think that was in the name. But he was that information. I would have figured it out. He like, I was talking about his last name was this was in skier, whatever. It was a jujo, Carl.

Right. Why? Anyway, he likes to improvise his own sex toys. He won't pay, he won't pay for him. He'll go to the dollar store and buy anything that's fall asleep to shove up a woman's parts. It sounds hot. I was on his pick. That sounds like something that you wouldn't guess shouldn't be your moniker. Right. Yeah. Bad dollar store dildo guy. That's stupid. I got to say though, the motor boat and Matt sounds pretty cool.

Now anyone who's got a thick maybe motor boat and I'm like, oh, yeah, this guy's in a titties. This guy's cool. He likes titties. I like titties. Yeah. We're gonna like to talk about. Tittie talk.

I think he's got one of those posters on the wall that shows all the different types of tints. Oh, the he? Yeah, we're like, did he? Yeah, did he talk? I've been he's got one of those posters on the wall that shows all the different types of tits. Oh, the flap jacks, the perky, the hand of the review girl. Yeah. So the episode that I listened to, these two had a guest and it's somebody that we're familiar with. Lovely guest. Would you like to introduce yourself to our 69 whiskey army? Well, 69 whiskey army. My name is Pixie, and I'm the hostess of next on stage one. No, you were shit. Of course, of course, it's all the same people on this little group. Yeah, not only is it all the same people, it's all the same fucking stories. Yeah, not only is it all the same people, it's all the same fucking stories. She goes into every podcast with this story on the ready about her getting hit and face

with a chair. And we'll talk about it throughout the show, but it's same people, same stories. Well, these people, the little Fox toy box just came from Nadine Noelle. This is an episode from December. And so they're talking about how amazing this event was. Now, Noughty No Well is one of those things where you take over a hotel. And it's kind of like a Comic Con for perverts, I guess is a good way to describe it.

This is them explaining what it was. I mean, even the pool had play dungeon furniture in there. Oh, yeah, literally. On each side, there were massage tables or other Areas for fire play where you just electro play you even had a suspension bridge over the top of the actual main Part of the pool they had a lot that you could just one sit and watch Or even just be at the pool and enjoy for yourself. So I understand how sex works the suspension bridge above the pool What does that do?

What happened to wet hands? That's cool, but I just don't know how that works and the rest of this thing and I've been to a lot of these conventions and things I've talked about it over the years. I've never once had to go to a consent class in order to attend one of these. So the way that the way that you get the money for the auctions is you have to go to a consent class in order to attend one of these. So the way that you get the money for the auctions is you have to go to the orientation and consent classes so that like the dungeon monitors know that you're like safe to play, you understand ethics. You'll never get it. That's why we never get the fake money. We never get the fake money because we're always working.

So these people are not going to consent class. That's not we never get the thing like we're always working. So these people are not going to get a sudden class that's not good. I don't like this out of that. So I looked this thing up. Uh, not even know well, I'm looking at the website here. What does not even know well? Not even know well is a winter king conference with studio 58. That's the organization that puts this thing on. And so I was going through it. I was reading through all the fun stuff that's going on here. And what I thought was really amazing was they list some of the amazing things that they're going to have there and look at the first thing they list festive decorations. Whoa.

Whoa. You're going to get struck. Take that down. Festivality decor is never too. Whoa. I was going to say something about not having drink recipes but third one over. No cracker launch drinks. The fuck?

They do have the LG PT QA plus pride flag. Thank goodness for that. As well as the BDS am pride flag, something I did not know existed. Oh, you familiar with this flag? I'm taking it down when I get home. I thought it was something else. I was a bail time stay. Yeah. All right, dog. Back to you, my friend. I that swimming pool sounds like it's going to end up being like an exon oil spill on the dumb.

Yeah. Fucking disgusting. Whose loop is this? Everyone's hand comes up. All right. So do you remember Pixie? Yes, I do. Do you remember this?

She's dumb. I do remember that. I'm ringing a bell. On stage one, which happens to be one of my favorite and only strip, strip T's podcasts that I produce. It's hilarious joke. I don't know that it's a joke. I think she's just stupid.

So she, she starts off talking again, like I referenced earlier about getting hit in the face with a chair. I, I believe that she talked about that on the episode that we reviewed. It's a good stuff. And then this is her coming on the show and trying to force that conversation to happen, I guess. One time I got hit with a chair on the strip club. Did you get to hear that one?

I missed that one. I've heard like in all of the episodes that I've listened to you bring it up. And I caught the fact that your front teeth are fake. Yes. Which is not the same story. story. Really? Yeah. Whoever swung that chair is the luckiest person in the world. Even her role doesn't lead with that. You know, you got to work your way into that story a little bit. That's that's her breaking the ice thing.

Oh, yeah, that's a nice chair. You know, that reminds me. What are you guys sitting in chairs? That's a little segue that I like to do. Okay, I have to get into this dog and I apologize. I might have a little package here. I have to go through because this is this little fox toy box. These two people, I believe there are a couple.

I would imagine they are. Guy and Gale, they make sex toys. And so they're as you describe what these sex toys are. And now I'm no prude, or maybe I am because this all sounds horrific to me. Would you like to explain some of the toys that you guys make and some of the new stuff you guys have coming out? Yeah. So one of your personal faves. Okay, yeah, so really popular. I don't know. Currently on the racks, but my wooden knives for wax play and beginner knife play.

War clubs are always very popular. If you want to go grab one of those, maybe. What happens? We get a bloodsheddy and a new pedal as well. And go ahead and get a brick as well. So, one of the things that I focus on, is the, is the, did he say get a brick? Yes. Like, is there a bunch of Reginald Denny, uh, I was playing going on for a, he pulled the

guy out of a truck, smashed the head and just fuck the shit out of him. We'll get more into the break in a minute. Focus on heavily is the blood play, specifically blood impact genre. The intent behind that being is as opposed to most impact play where you may accidentally draw blood. This is an intentional striking of an implement against the skin to bring blood to the surface and ideally run down the body. It's a very visual type of play. Not for the person getting struck. It's a painful type of play. Are you familiar with blood play? No, I had never heard of this. This sounds horrific. I'm starting to think I'm a prude. Yeah, I know me too. So I went to the website to look at some of these toys,

and I thought, well, bloodplug, that sounds pretty bad. And then I found this fucking thing. This is the penis plug. This is another thing I'm just not familiar with. These are actually, like, think of what a buttplug is. Oh. Yeah. Ah.

Ah. Ah. Ah. Ah. Pretty secret realizing what this is. butt plug is oh yeah producer Chris realizing what this is yeah that goes into your your reether right there whoa I said never again that's some sex style holy shit oh all right I'll be checking for STDs. Are you getting hard right now? Yeah, well, Doc, I'm sorry. It's kind of my cake. I haven't any timing. Almost sex toys that they were talking about.

It sounds like like a larpers shopping site, swords and knives and bricks. And yeah, I was thinking the same thing. It's very medieval these sex toys that they're using. All right, let's find out more about, um, if you're familiar with thuds, I'm not familiar with anything that these people are talking about. Oh, you don't know about thuds. Okay. Well, what him explain it then. Um, I do a lot of thud as well, um, which is something that you don't see a lot from paddle vendors in general. A lot of th. Yes. So if you're not familiar

with the different types, so there's even the pervert on this show, it's not going to be talking about it, a little bit better now. Okay. Two different camps, right? You've got Thuddy and Stingy, all right? Well, most people, in my experience, talking to customers, most people, they start out with enjoying Sting, which is most of the time, the story goes something along the lines of I got my ass slapped once during sex and I really like it, right? So sting is a surface impact. It's a it's a slap. It's it's a surface.

It's not deep tissue usually get pangs. Maybe it may be a couple broken capillaries here and then, but a lot of color initially. A thud is more like a punch. So it's a deeper tissue. It goes into the muscle and it goes into tissue and what you're going to get out of that is more blacks and purple bruising and things like that. Okay, so now we're all familiar. Yeah, it's not hot. So I get really excited over there. I was not familiar with blood play. And so he's going to introduce one of the toys they have is for beginner blood play which I guess whereas where I would start

If I were to do this This is what I call beginner blood play. So it's a brick paddle. We call it. We don't use the L word their bricks mega blocks I almost died On my way down the stairs from one of those bricks. For anyone at home that doesn't know what he's holding up, it was probably the sickest device I've ever seen. I'll personally break his legs if you ever pull it out in the same room I made. I'll scream.

That's anxiety. All right. What is describing here, this brick paddle. I have a image of it up on the screen. Literally, it's a paddle where they, I guess glue a bunch of lighos out and do it. And then you just smack people until they bleed to it. How much does that run you?

That's a good question. I didn't look up pricing on this one. Because it seems really easy to make. Yeah, but that was a quality of these guys put it in. Well, I think Doug can do a better job and crafted. Yeah, Doug probably can sell these in the next WTP live show. I can make five or six of them send them your way to put

on the merch table. Okay. Yeah. That sounds good. So I was not familiar with any of this blood play and bricks. And then I heard this one. And this is where I might draw the line. This is another one of my my popular designs. It's quite a while to develop. This is a needle paddle. So you load it with new needles prior to your scene. And we can use it. You turn

the knob. And I don't know if you can see it or not. I can. I can. Okay. So the needles actually come out. So that's safely adjust their height. That's cool. And that'll say like, I'm not like into the that no, I don't like bleeding extra if I don't need to. I will say from someone who can see like well-designed things like safe intent as as you want. Yeah. You know, I had one thing. And the thing is, I want to get a little bit more boogie to need a little more needle. The fuck happens in your childhood? I guess if you tattoo every square inch of your body, and you're like, I still need that sensation happening. Can we get out the needle paddle? Yeah. What do you want me to adjust it to? I'll go the seven centimeter today. I'm feeling it. Let's go for it.

What's... I think we've all accidentally done blood play one time or another. You know, come home from the bar and you go downstairs and you start tasting pennies and then you just call it and I... Of course. Yeah.

Go on. It's never a good thing. It's never something I'm just like, how do I recreate that again? I'm like, I'm not. All right do I recreate that again? All right. So you got a Louisville sluggier. I want to foam. See, you guys are probably thinking, is this safe? Is any of this? You're selling these things to people. They seem very dangerous.

Three of our toys do require a waiver because of the amount of blood that is drawn and it could cause serious injury. One of them being the needle paddle and the other one, he's about to show you the bloodsheddy and our third one is the curry comb paddle. Oh, they sound terrifying. So I'll end my package with this. He goes, oh yeah, the bloodsheddy. Let's pull that one out and show everyone.

So this is the one you decide a waiver if you're going to purchase this product. This is one of the newer bloodplay toys that I've done. This is called the bloodsheddy. So along the similar lines of the war club, every way you turn it is a different impact surface. And we don't have the spikes in this side here, but there's also spikes that go into these threaded holes. So this is the bloodiest way that I currently make. Okay, or weapon or you just call it a weapon. Toys fun, but weapon sounds more appropriate for that one. A one shetty. All right, Doug, I got to hear more from this stripper who hosts a show against hitting the face with chairs. Can we just take a second to acknowledge the fact that all three of us have no idea what sex is? I know. I do this thing called intercourse.

I thought I'd been around, but she's old fashioned. I'm fucking like my dad used to or something. I'm into pussy play. Do you want to go up to my place? I didn't even bring my brass knuckles. What do you want me to do? I'm still interviewing with my fists at the hands. I don't know. I guess I didn't realize. All right. So Pixie starts, she's getting ready to start telling her story about the getting hit in the face with the chair. And she kind of let slip just how fucking stupid she is. I'm starting to dance. The girl on stage one, she loves anything that's older rock and roll.

So the song that's playing is Fleetwood Mac. I'm not going to tell you what song it is. Just for copyright alleged purposes. Well, that's retarded. She can't tell us what song was playing. for copyright alleged purposes. Well, it's retarded. Makes sense. Makes sense. She can't tell us what song was playing. No, because she would get a strike. I was even Fleetwood back. Don't talk about our music.

Wow. That's really stupid. So I would say in my personal life, I would seven out of ten times. I am again, hitting a stripper in the face with a chair. But the way as she's getting into the story, I immediately realize I am on this guy's side because I can see what's coming.

Time there's one customer at my stage and it's this big, just this big honking guy and he is jamming out. He's doing air drums to the music, but he's not paying attention to me. All right. So I don't know if you caught that tonight. That's hilarious. He goes to the street club for the music. All the DJs in the past. Yes, let's go. I'm going to put it some request. We went back. Let's go. So the story that she told about getting in faith, hidden in the face with a chair was about 20 minutes long. I couldn't condense it in a way. So I'm just going to give a brief summary. Okay. She was on a stage by herself with this, there was one person sitting at her stage

and he wasn't paying attention to her. Right. And she decided she was going to get a dollar from this guy one way or the other. So she started getting closer and closer and closer. Pretty soon she's right up in his face. He grabs her by the back of the hair and slams her head against the stage and just holds her down and tells her to shut up. She gets fire, fire and start slapping them in the side of the head trying to get away. Breaks free, jumps off the stage, jumps over a couch where they're given a lap dance. He chases her down, throws a chair, hits her in the fucking face.

That's her story. Okay. Okay, it took her 20 minutes to do all that. But so she's just now getting through her story. And I want you to pay attention to the obviously real outrage that the hosts have. Going on, they don't really know what's going on. This guy is just like, he threw three chairs that night. The door man didn't, they didn't beat him up. The bartender paid for his cab ride home because she was sleeping with him.

Oh, come on. Be the fuck out of him. That makes me so fucking mad. That makes me mad. No, no, no, that is disrespectful on an ungodly level. Jesus Christ. How could this happen to you, Pixie? This is an outrage. I'm just going to read between the lines here. Everyone in that club hates her. And they saw she was finally getting her come up and said the door guy and the bartender. I'll go.

Good. Finally, would you like another chair? All right, I got me to take take over the clips. I can continue. I have a fuck ton of clips from the stupid show. So this is going to have to be one of those things where you start giving me the signal that we're moving on. Okay, otherwise I'll keep going just go just go baby because I kind of blew my load sort of speak. All right, so that's old school. Oh, this guy just came. That'd be the thing they'd be grossed out by. He's not even bleeding yet. He's not even bleeding yet.

Motor boat and Matt, I just I picked up on his speaking voice his cadence. I fucking hate it. I will say this much one That's how the fucking story to start off the show with goddamn. Well, you're welcome. Yeah. Thank you. Thank you But that's also horrible at the same time There was something about the way he was talking. I just I can't put my finger on it. It just stuck out to me. Okay. I think I know what it is, Doug. Motorboughton mat despite his nickname is nervous around girls. I think that's what we're hearing right there. It's like, you have pretty boobs.

You can. She doesn't though. I could play it. Maybe I've run. I said you played a voice I do have something that I want to play for you and they're talking about another one of their sex toys a dog bone It's called listen to the reaction the scats. It's called the dog bone and this will be hard for time seeing this as well trees there. And as soon as I heard that it reminded me of Alpi, Alpi made a similar noise, so I decided to put these together. See if you can figure a banana, Docs. Yeah, you're right. I should have grabbed banana, Docs too.

Oh, I'm not reacting to anything like that. It's a weird way to, yeah, let's have making fun of it. All right. All right, sorry, Doc, I had to be to interrupt your presentation. No, no, that was very funny. What, why do you think that she relies so heavily on that chair story?

Probably because she doesn't have a personality or anything interesting to say. No, it's because it is a social experiment. Oh. So I tell the story of the chair because it's fun, interesting, and I can continue to tell it. I've told it on multiple people's podcast. And it, it's a story that, that people either, they get mad, they resonate with it, or they want to beat this, this guy up. Yeah. It, it's a fun, interesting story for me to tell, because I already lived it. It doesn't affect who I am. It just shows, it's just people that,

hey, there's some interesting things that you would not expect to go on in a strip club. And just to see how individuals react to it, it's like a case study, it's kind of fun. So Carl, I told a story on my show about getting caught fucking a baloney sandwich when I was a kid. Sure.

It, it does define me that I have never been the same sense. And it's an experiment when you do that. Yeah, the first time. I'm telling the story. Did you hear what she said? There she goes, you know, it's an experiment. And I just see how people react. They either are mad at the guy and want to beat him up

or it resonates with them, or I forgot what the third one was. None of those were, they want to high five the guy. Yeah, those were your options. Yeah, I want to high five the guy. But what does resonate with you? I mean, which part? That could cover high five.

That could cover high five. Yeah, it does resonate with me. It does resonate with me actually. So when I heard that, the only way that I thought it could resonate is if you were the chair hit, hitter or the chair hitty, other than that, it doesn't apply to you. Correct. Yeah. Like, oh my gosh, I've been hit with so many chairs. I really need to shut my mouth.

I really stop being such an annoying gun because I get it with chairs all the time. Maybe this guy just repairs chairs for a living. Oh yeah. Everywhere he goes, creates work for himself. Smart. So she goes on to tell the story about how she met her husband. And she's talking about how she likes to have a couple drinks at the bar before it's her time. So she's in her street clothes. And what she does, she doesn't like paying for drinks.

So she sits next to somebody that's by themselves and then tries to get a drink out of them. Well, she hit it off with this guy. They talked for half hour, 45 minutes, whatever it was. And then she said, I've got to go to work. And this is an example of, so you know, Pixie's stupid. So now you know after this clip, her husband is equally retarded. And it was time for me to go get dressed. So I was know after this clip, her husband is equally retarded. And it was time for me to go get dressed. So I was like, well, I got to go to work. He's like, where do you work? I was like, here, I'm a stripper. And he's like, Oh, oh, that's, that's, I didn't know that. So you're in the back room. Get dressed, change, come back

out. Now I'm six inches taller. And he's all like, who are you? I was like, what do you mean? Who am I? You just bought me a drink and we just sat here for 30 minutes talking to each other. He didn't recognize her like Clark Kent and Superman because she's wearing hor heels. Yeah, I know. She's six inches taller.

It's like, who's this broad? People said I was dumb, but I proved them. All right, so they're made for each other. That seems like that's good. It certainly does. Whatever I go to a strip club, my thought is always, I sure hope I made for each other. That it seems like that's good. It certainly does. Whatever I go to a strip club, my thought is always, I sure hope I meet my wife tonight. That's always my thoughts.

Yeah, I'm there to fall in love. Yeah, I don't want to ejaculate tonight. I would have saved that for like the third or fourth time going. So Eric is, he starts talking about the time that he used to spend in a strip club and I think he might accidentally touch on something that's happened in his past. It is. It really is. Somebody who's dated two of them. It is very, very difficult. On one side of it, you've got, like you said before, you've got be mentally Prepared for everything that is going to happen because other guys are going to see your girl naked Other guys are going to have your girl grinding all up on them But you have to remember at the end of the day what you have with her is something that's special Now is a lot of trust that has to happen? Uh-huh.

Now, on the other side, girls and guys who are strippers, be honest and don't lie about what you do in that club. If you're if you're planning on banging customers, tell your significant other, you're gonna be banging customers. I wonder what happened to his ex-girlfriends. Well, first off, you tell them after the fact, if you tell, ahead of time, that's way worse, right? Yeah, I've probably fucking a couple of customers

that I like, what? Really? Jesus Christ. You're calling it sick is what I heard you today. You're right. You're gonna fucking stuff with this black eye right here. And that sounds a really bad advice by the way. When you're interwasteless with someone, you should cheat on them,

but that also tell them about it. Nope, that's not it. It might be easier just to not date strippers. I would think that would probably be easier. Probably. Yeah, it's also easy. It might be easier just to not date strippers. I would think that would probably be easier. Probably. Yeah, it's also easy to dish out advice that you've never had to dish out to yourself. It doesn't sound like this guy.

This Eric Weinstein guy. Oh yeah. It sounds like a loser. Yes. And this has been the thing. We've done a couple of these shows where it's like guys who interview strippers or porn stars and stuff.

And they're always such adorks and Sephir, they all want to be Adam 22. Adam 22 is the one guy he brings these strippers in and then they fuck afterwards. He literally does a podcast with them and then him and his wife bang them. All these guys want to be that. So everyone else is just not scoring. Correct. Yes.

Like at the first bet, right? Yeah, the audience, they're not getting their dickwatt Johnny Kush. They're doing it right. Oh, I have a Johnny Kush clip later. Hey, funny that you bring that up because yes, I was thinking about him. We were do. When we were listening to the last that it turns out he showed up on the Beckards boys. Beckard boys podcast. So we'll check that out. So what I what I was thinking it was an alternative theory is it's nerds that want to be in the sex industry. And this is their, their door into it. I don't, I don't think they're expected to bang anybody. Well, I think they're expected to, they're, they're looking to be included in the same company.

Well, it reminds me of my buddy Michael Gavin Ali, who's one of these guys who wants to talk to strippers and porn stars. I've never once watched a video and thought I would have a conversation with that girl. I really want to find out what makes her tick. We should sit down and do a 30 minute one on one. And just I'll really delve in about all the daddy issues. No one wants to talk to these people and we don't want to hear from them either. Yeah, it's definitely played played itself out on Stern.

Yes. Right. You kind of got that idea. You're like, okay, you're broken. I was into it for a while. Yeah. But I'm like, okay, I'm going to get on the CBN after all. That's one thing.

Yeah. I respectfully disagree. I would like to spend 15, 20 minutes talking to one of the two girls, one cups girls. Just I would just like to find out if I was masturbating to two girls eating ice cream or not. Ha ha ha. Hard hitting questions. I could answer that for you.

Oh, okay. Ha ha ha. All right. Well, let me play. I have one more clip out here because not only do they sell these sex toys for blood play. They also sell stuffies. So anyway, uh, Will Fox talks about the stuffies that she brings to these conventions and sells and brilliant idea here. Oh, another thing that we've been, we've been trying to work out for

a while, but hopefully this next year will get it is stuffy backpacks as well for the stuffy to wear because the little is usually running around in one Z's and don't have pockets. So having a backpack on the stuffy to hold their keys and their their wallet and things like that. That's really smart. You fucking evil genius. I know I say this way too often on this show. To you in particular, you're a fucking evil genius. Yeah, and I'm not easily impressed.

Wow, a blue car! Yeah, stuff is under the backpacks. You put your keys in there. Holy shit! You fucking cracked the code! Wow! Alright, so... I apologize. What's the stuffy? Like a stuffed animal. Oh, I thought it was one of them fucking cool sex toys that made people bleed. I didn't know what the fuck it was. Yeah, that's why it's funny. It's not like something you stuff into your style. Yeah, that's what I was thinking. Like, oh, I got this.

It's an actual, just like, stuffy. Oh. You want me to put that up my uretha? And it's big enough to have a fucking pocket and hold my keys. Are you fucking kidding me? Well, let's start with a smaller stuffy first. I will work our way up.

All right, I've got a couple clips of Matt's laugh. And then I can skip everything else that I pulled, but I do want to get through these. Sounds good. So this is Pixie She was asked if anybody has ever asked her for her phone number usually I give out a fake number usually it's 303 8 6 7 5 309, but don't call that number Doug I thought she was gonna say that yeah, of course she said that I thought she was going to say that. Yeah.

Of course she said that. I thought she was going to say that. So the fact that this guy's like, oh, you know, you decide to get actually from a famous song. I don't want to copy your right strike, but that's from a famous song. You didn't just dock yourself. Did you, Jenny? Yeah.

Stupid. All right. I got another example of pixie being stupid and Matt thinking it's funny. I was young, dumb and kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding. I'm kidding.

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I don't know if Eric can be considered awkward. He used to fuck a lot of strippers. After my high school graduation, because in high school I was a bit I was a bit of a hoe. I walked in to the to my local strip club. And from almost every corner of the room, I heard, hey, Eric. Why? Did you cut out the punchline or something, Doug? Did you add that? That is unedited. that is how it it came across. You try to make them sound stupid or something trying to make them sound like they Reactive things they shouldn't

Is that what you're doing? No, I would want okay. I was gonna say I wouldn't do such a thing But I do I do that all the time I come on here We definitely do that, but not this time I didn't need to So I walk into my local strip club and Turns out I'm like the biggest stud there. Hey Eric, you lost? All right, and my last example. If you're not there to, you know, hook up with the dancers and looking at you, Eric. I don't know what you're talking about. I'm not a silver tongue snake.

Now, didn't that, that sounded like I slowed it down. Yeah, you wouldn't do that though. But I'm telling you, I didn't. Okay. You'd be surprised. I'm real good with the ladies. They're really, really into me. Someone's gonna clip that shit. Chants you guys to be playing on this show.

All right. That's it. Ha, ha, ha. Ah, okay. You know what? I said, I wanted to play those four clips and I'd be done. I got one more. When is the last time you guys went to a strip club? I said, I wanted to play those four clips and I'd be done. I got one more.

When is the last time you guys went to a strip club? For me, it's been a couple of years I want to say. We used to go to this place across from our rehearsal every Friday called the barrel of dowels. It's barely a strip club. The girls had to put money into the machine to play their own music. That was one of those kind of places. And we would face the bar and not the stage.

Literally bullet holes in the front door. It was not a great place. I, I, not that anybody cares, but I used to go to this place. That was a three drink minimum. They were warm beers and you had to buy them all right when you walked in the door. So you walk in, give them your $28 fucking dollars or whatever and they just pop all three, set them on the door. So you walk in, give them your $28 fucking dollars or whatever, and they just pop all three, set them on the bar. Then you've got a, like, girls with cigarette burns on their asses. I mean, it was fucking beautiful. What did you burn about their asses,

die? That's so mean. They own their ass trees. So, so I was going to ask, I, I assume, since you guys have been in strip clubs, you've tipped dancers. Sure, of course. Have you ever tipped a bouncer? Okay, so I thought I was the only one. I stand by this. Always tip your bouncer because if somebody does something stupid near you, you are less likely to get yeeted out of the club with them. If you have tipped your bouncer, what the fuck would the reaction be? Would you walk up to one of them stupid guys in the tuxedo shirts and give them a dollar? It's really bad advice. Get a leptips.

No, no, no, wait, wait, wow. That's the worst advice, Alfred. I do think that you would get beat up. Yes. Our buddy, John Jimingos in the discord. I don't know if he's bragging or what he's talking about. It's been about 15 years since I was in a strip club. Okay.

Congrats. So it wasn't the pandemic. It wasn't the pandemic. It was the pandemic. It slowed you down there, John. Okay. Very good. All right.

You ready to move on, Doug? I am. It you down there John. Okay. Very good. All right, you ready to move on, Doug? I am. It's time for our... Bridge of the week. Bridge of the week. This one comes in from our boy, Nick Tucker. And Nick Tucker sent us in.

Tom Shaddick's Burnbarrel podcast. And he writes, not every fucking voicemail needs to be played on air. Hey, Tom in the mayor. Hey. I have an idea that involves Alice's love for final records. Yeah. It involves like a rumble idea show.

Okay. She listens to classic heavy metal albums. They make that on vinyl. Of course. And it tells her her thoughts on it because it would you know, Alice does not seem like the type of person who would be in a heavy metal. No, no. I don't see it as a heavy metal but Michael is there going we're going to listen to one of the suppliers of battle

Judas Priest All right, so the next time we play Gary and San Diego. I don't want any people bitching Oh, it's always Gary San Diego again. those are good voicemails. All right. We're curating over here. We know what's good and what's bad. Now, Doug, we also checked out another podcast this week. We got a two-fer feature this week because I was introduced to this woman, Nikki Nunes.

And Nikki is one of these obese influencers who likes to be fashioned forward. She has a TikTok. We played it on who are these socials. She shows off her outfits that are from Target and old Navy. These are not. Who are you wearing Target? Tanks to my ears. It's not impressive.

But anyway, she holds a show with her friend Alex Stewart and it's called Swipe Fat. And the description is, dating is hard. Dating when you're fat is even harder or softer. But anyway, in this weekly podcast, Alex Stewart and Nikki Nunes will take you through the Chronicles of Dating as a plus sized woman. Now listen, there's a lot of ways you describe over white people You can say plus size you can say extra large because I dug from who's right. These women are none of those things We as remember we talked

These but here's a photo of these two women These are very large gals, okay, so yeah, I can see why dating might be difficult. God, dude, how does that one stay up? I'm not fat, I'm big-bound. Her legs look like mine at the bottom. No, wow. I can understand if she was standing up if she was like spinning very quickly.

I was gonna say it's like a top. That's what it looks like, it's like Dredel. Anyway, not the point. The point is dating is hard. I'm Alex and I'm Nikki. Welcome to swipe fat. We're dating's hard. But dating when you're fat is even harder. Only there was something you could do about that to make it. All right, I'm just saying if it is difficult and they want to do it, they want to be dating guys and their Friday difficult. Is there a way to make that easier to make it some more guys are in them and they have, you know, maybe a bigger pool to choose.

Okay. Just curious. Tugged you checked out this show. Would you pick up on? So the episode that I listened to was they do that stupid thing with the friends thing where they name them all the one with. Yeah. This was the one with the fat shaming date. Oh, which one did you listen to? I might be listening to the same one. I might have listened to the same one.

Is it the one where she had six dates with this guy? Yes. Okay. Well, then we pulled from the same one because I was reading through the descriptions and I went, oh, this is the one that I want to hear more about. Well, let's start off at the beginning. Before we get into the day, because I have a whole package.

I'm sure you do too around that. But they're in Chicago. And this is in December when they're recording this. And you remember, uh, we're kind of on the same plane in here in Rochester, a Chicago, we had similar weather patterns come through. It was warm in December. But apparently this woman, Alex, could cannot sleep because it was too warm. Whatever. I'm at him. I know you were. Well, he kept me up all night last night, you

know. She's talking about a dog. By the way, in case you're wondering what the fat girl says a guy or a him kept her up. It's a dog. Okay. It was really hot in her house because, you know, we radiateers. And it's warm out. And it's warm out. Yeah, it's like 50 degrees in Chicago, which is weird. So he didn't want me to touch him. I was sweating. So I really didn't want to touch him. Okay. A couple of things going on here. First off, 50 degrees outside. If you're sleeping in a bedroom is not warm. Perfect. Oh, no, you're good to go.

But this is the crazy part. The dog didn't want her touching it. I've never seen a dog looking to human be like, yeah, no, not for me. Todd, that's a certain she's like, I was really gross. The dog was trying to avoid me at all. Cause it's a weird. Well, it wasn't gross. The dog was trying to avoid me and all it got It's a weird Well, it wasn't just her bed that was warm also These fucking

These human drivers want their cars to be warm with their driver out of the wintertime. It's crazy Over the other day had his heat blasting as a shirt. It is Literally 48 degrees and then he's like, are you okay? Do you need, I was like, and then I'll just be like, oh, I'm hungover, I just need some fresh air. That's my eye. Why? Oh, I just like embarrassed.

Yeah, that I'm pretty hot. This is a fat girl thing for sure. Again, 48 is quite chilly out. He would have the windows up at the heat on. It was 48 degrees. And so these women are, you know, big bone. But apparently them being sweaty and hot and gross has nothing to do with their weight.

I mean, I ran hot when I was straight size too. Yeah, it's just like how my body is. Sure it is. When she was straight size. Yeah, she references that phrase straight size quite a bit I had to look it up and if you if you're going to Google on type what is straight-sized? It will say it means not fat. Oh, is that what that means? Yeah, because I was thinking if Straight size means not fat and straight means not being gay like straights pretty cool in every single way I want to be straight and every way possible. That's awesome.

Well, there's hope for you. Thank you. I'm working on it. All right, before I play all of your clips here, Doug, what did you pick up on from this show? So I was pretty bored for the first half of the episode where she was talking about sleeping with her dog and falling down the stairs. Like, that wasn't even clippable. And you'd think a fat girl falling down the stairs would be clippable. Right. And then she starts talking about the date

and I damn near clip the entire rest of the fucking episode. Okay, good. Me too. What saved that then? Because I do have a couple of clips from before that. She did fall down the stairs. She's having a bad week, this Alex.

And because of that. You don't know where I am, I guess guess because you're, but I'm in my, like on my couch because I broke my butt. A fat girl on her couch hung. I can't even picture that. She must have an excuse, right? Because normally, Fed should still like hang it out on their couch. So then they started explaining Alex. That's explaining the brew she has. Now, if there's one thing that I want to think about when I'm thinking about a big fat girls fat ass, it's the brews that might be on it from her falling down the stairs. Oh, it's so bruised. It's like all purple, like a whole thing and deep dark purple.

So I have to tell you guys, I went to YouTube to pull a deep purple song and under the comments of smoke on the water someone wrote what a cool song I'm gonna try playing it at my local guitar store wish me luck guys that's pretty good pretty funny comments all right so she's got this gross, deep dark purple bruise on her butt. And then it gets into Alex is talking about how she's embarrassed about this date that happens. This is where we get into it. I'm hoping that people relate that like it's embarrassing like what happened. And I also don't want this to like discourage people

from dating and I, like, and it's discouraging me right now. So I feel like that's like the hard part. It's like I don't wanna do all those things. I know. I just need to, before we get into this, to remember, it is embarrassing for him. It is a hem problem. It is not a U-problem.

I realized that. Oh, so when the guy calls out his date for being overweight, he should be embarrassed. That to me sounds a lot like denial. I got to give some credit to the folks of the discord. Jody B. Oh no, are the stairs okay. She got into a fight with gravity. She's in the sun play.

John Jomingo says I haven't been in a guitar store for at least 15 years. Yeah. Thank you for that. All right, Doug. I want you pick up here where I'm leave it off. All right. So I have a feeling we're going to be stepping all over each other's clips. Yeah, it's fine. Take away. So this is Alex leading off the story talking about how batter week was. And you touched on everything except for one of the things that she was pissed off about. This happened earlier in the week and then I fell in my ass. So it's been all humbling week of and I have my period. Yeah. So that's been a lot of a lot of blood.

A lot of blood. I have of course that exact same crap. Lot of blood lot of blood. I have of course that exact same crap Guys it's a bit of bad week. I had a bad date fell on my ass and my there's one come out of my vagina Plugs, but I mean I might have been there from last week. I had started to tell I got really big eggs So that's a date dog this is as you know, this is their sixth date. They've already fucked several times. Correct. And the end of this date, he asks a couple questions that just sense her spinning out of

fucking control. We were sort of towards the end of the day. Um, so probably had like three or four cocktails at this point. And I remember, I feel like I blacked out a little bit. So I don't really 100% remember and blacked out meaning like after the tie. Yeah. Okay. So her entire personality is based around being fat.

She has a podcast about fat pride. She posts videos of herself wearing fat clothes. She has merch that she sells that says, you know, fat is beautiful and fat queen or whatever the fuck. It's more than that. They've been featured because I was going through and doing some research on them.

And of course, anytime you're a fat influencer, you're so brave and it's so amazing that you're doing this, you're putting yourself out there. So they've been covered by all the shitty media outlets explaining how amazingly I and how brave they are. So I feel like it's some way she's like, yeah, I guess I'm doing something to right. But apparently she's still wildly insecure. It turns out they kind of tease what the questions were that he asked. And it builds up so they divert. And I'm sure both of you have either of you ever been on a dinner date with like an 800 pound human. Ring and a bell. So, but I bet you're curious what the topics of conversation would be. Sure. We're talking about, like, pretty privilege and being plus-size and, you know, like, something

around that. And then I said, you know, being a plus-size woman, and he was like, yeah, actually, I've been meaning to ask you about that. How does he go about that? She's just like, are you going to finish that? He hasn't even brought it to me yet. Give me a fucking chance. All right.

So she says, yeah, he said, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. And now they have a, they established that there's only two directions that this could go. My heart dropped to my stomach for sure. I was like, oh my god, this is not going to go in a good direction. It could be like one of two ways. Right. It could be one way where you're kind of like, oh, tell me about your experience. Like, yeah, how has that been for you?

Or I've never dated a plus size woman okay that's the only two ways that this can go this is amazing I've never dated a plus size woman before I can't wait to brag down my friends about it okay can we take a photo to get right I posted that in Instagram you gotta go farther back I want to be in this photo. Come on. There's only two ways this can go. Oh, no, no, just the one. Just the one way this can go.

All right. Now they established hold on. Maybe there's other options. Maybe there's something else that he would want to talk about. Yeah. How do I, how do I best support you or how do we, like, how do we do this together and, you know, whatever? how do we like, how do we do this together and, you know, whatever. So if I was on a dinner date with an 800 pound female, the last thing I would say is, how do I support you?

I'm not going to even attempt to. Yes. Something a really bad idea. What are your stairs made of? What size of a truck should I buy? Okay. So they finally get into it. What is the question that he has? So Chris, have you heard this? No. What do you think would be something that would cause the sixth date to just nose dive into the

ground and and send her off into a mental breakdown? On the sixth date. Yeah, this is their sixth day. They've already fucked. Oh, yeah, yeah, that's what's so crazy about this is she's like, oh my gosh, it's was so terrible. He brought up, you know, you've already heard the intro there were, I've been meaning to ask you about you being a plus size gal. So what's the next thing he's going to say that's so terrible? Can you pick up the check for once?

This is called to be a fortune. Do we always have to go to the buffet? No, you're wrong. But instead he asked me what my body goals were and I was like, the fuck does that mean? Do you imagine being so fucking triggered? Like your whole personality is being fat. Right. And you're're sitting in and she she talks about it, he's also a fat fuck. And he looks at her across the table and says, do you have any body goals? And that's it. That's all it took. Well, and the funny thing is this, you could say, yeah, and I've achieved them all. Like there's a really easy way to thwart this

whole conversation. But and actually you revealed something that I was gonna kind of couch a little bit, was this idea that she lets it slide after all of this, where he's like, do you have any body goals, you know, blah, blah, blah. And then she gets into this really sticky conversation, maybe you have some of those clips, where obviously this guy's like,

oh shit, I should have brought up, he's trying to backtrack, I don't know, it seems fine to me. But the fact that he's also obese makes this a pearly appropriate question to ask because he might want to answer that for himself. You know, actually, I feel like I've let myself go. He may have been going in the direction. Right.

I'm guessing that's what he wanted to say. Like, maybe we could do this together. We could try to lose some weight and be more healthy. Cause that's changes everything. I'm gonna end up jumping around then just to follow up on what you just said. Yeah, please. She ends up fat shaming him.

Yes. He was just like, I've never dated anyone who's like bigger than me. And I just remember in my head thinking like, I don't think you're bigger. I'm bigger than you. I think we might be the same size. Like I just, I don't understand like where this is like coming from.

So I've got to correct myself. Hold on, is it fat shaming? Am I fat shaming somebody if I say you're as big as me? Picture this was short hair. This is what she's describing. These people have seen each other naked and she goes, I think you might be bigger than me. She's not good.

Oh, God. I've never felt better about things. These two people have fucked already. I know I can't get over that. I can't either. See, the last show we were playing, they were talking about fucking how it was turned off. That one here on these two people actually fuck.

I want to know what, there's got to be like, what, one position, maybe two. It's even possible. This is going to be an unpopular opinion. Yeah. I want these two dumpy bitches to go and fuck the people from the other podcast so they can beat the shit out of these two girls.

Yes, it's gonna be a blunt play, Gowin. I like this. It's awful. Now, what's crazy about this whole thing? And, well, so he's also obese. And so he's bringing up, you know, do you have any goals? And so the idea is she gets upset

because it's implying that she's unhealthy. Do you have that clip, Doug? I do. Okay, hit that for me, because then I have something. Oh, I gotta find it. I was. Well, you know, the whole thing is that like, she thinks that she is healthy. Oh like ash the right the

Infinifact the Infinifact right and so a lot of these people who are obese just go yeah, but it's what I'm Supposed to be and it's fine and you know Cosmos gonna put them on the front cover of their magazine And say yes is the new beauty standard that was gonna make a beast sound like a negative thing Yeah, you're making it sound like I'm doing something wrong. It's not a thing of course I'm obese I don't have a lot of doctor friends, but my friend Steve tells me it's not good for you to be I apologize Carl we'll end up hearing it I've got it clipped somewhere. I just don't have it labeled about I just wanted to play this for you This is a clip and I've already mentioned it before came out before we see go from Blair white and

Blair white does a great job of breaking down some of these fat influencers and these people who are championing this idea that being not an overweight but obese could possibly be a good thing. Just because I'm fat, that doesn't invalidate the things that they say. She died. You ready to get super stifed?

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There are a lot of lies that modern progressivism tells, right? And unfortunately, because a large chunk of the population is stuck on stupid, they do believe them. No matter how obviously deceptive and insane the lies are, a lot of people believe them. I consider one of the most damaging lies that is told by the establishment is that you can be healthy at any size. Yeah, that's obviously not true. It's not good for your heart. It's not good for a lot of the organs in your body. It's not good for your body. It's not going to be carrying around all this weight. It's not healthy for you. And that is like a way. Is there this is a serious question. Have you ever seen anybody that's not obese say that it's health.

You can be healthier at any size. anybody that's not obese, say that it's health, you can be healthy at any size. I think so, but those are like the allies that are, I don't know if they're tricking themselves, or they just want to be so supportive. No one with a brain in their head says that. No. Yeah, I wouldn't think so. And this is the other thing too. This is what pisses me off. Is that these people like to say that they like being fat. This is fun for them. Meanwhile, it's non-stop complaining about how hot it is everywhere. They're sweating and they're gross. It's hard to date. Yeah, everything's a problem.

Everything's a problem, but they want to be fat. Like, she literally said, she doesn't want to lose any weight when he asked what her body goal was. And, but then she says this. I know I, at one point, got down to 140 and I was like very proud of that. Yeah. When I was in high school, but that was doing two a days at the gym and eating, yeah, drinking like V8 juice only and eating bagels for lunch. I wouldn't have done the bagels, but so you can do it. And she said she felt proud of herself. She was down to 140 in high school

when she was working out and trying to eat less. And she felt good about it. So which is it? Good point. You're contradicting yourself with that. So she was saying she was really unhealthy back then? I guess, I mean, V8's not the worst you can do. The bagel is just too many cargurbs.

I would just, I'm sure there was cream cheese on it, which is fine, but I would have gone with a more sensible watch. Notice that she doesn't mention what dinner was now, and then was all due. But only one pan. Right, yes. So back to this date, I like the fact she talks about how pissed off she got she got so pissed off That she blacked out and then he was like do you

Like the whole car you confident in your body thing. I just remember again I just feel like I blacked out like a lot of it is in pieces because at one point I did go the bathroom I feel like I blacked out. A lot of it is in pieces because at one point I did go the bathroom. It's so pissed off that I had to go take a shit. All right, so this is what she doesn't understand. Then I just, I guess I don't understand why I need to be thinner. Then I just, I guess I don't understand why I need to be thinner. Yeah. To be like, why it would make you more comfortable for me to be thinner.

There would be more room on this bench. It hurts them off, but okay. Say that. He brought up like the cost of flight. We have to buy two seats. Like health concerns and like concerns about obesity and like all this stuff and I was like, so what what from that perspective like what what is healthy then? To you and he was like, oh well, like the doctor said, I was like, so like BMI, I was like, oh, well, like the doctor said. And I was like, so like BMI, like my BMI,

I was like, you know, like technically I should be 120 based on BMI, which I was like, I don't think I've been since you were like six grade. Right, I mean, that doesn't make it wrong. It doesn't change anything. All right, I love that she watched an Instagram video or two or there's like, BMI doesn't mean anything.

Don't listen to doctors. It's like, okay, all these medical research and papers and peer reviewed, all of that's bullshit because I saw two TikToks that said it was. So this other OB guy wants to tell me that I should be a better shape for my health. He's an idiot and an asshole and dog. Not to let John Jimmingo take over our show,

but he does have a question here for us. Ask Carl and Doug, gun to their heads. Who would they fuck? Obis chick or chick with a cock? Oh, Obis chick. Yeah, again, the answer's Obis. You know, you know, I can put a gun to my head. It's pretty obvious. I've got a couple of clips here of I think it's kind of getting into our inner psyche. Her projecting while this conversation at the date, I think we know what was causing it. And then I was like, okay, so you're not attracted to me. That's, yeah.

It's important for me to reemphasize all he asked is if she had any body goals. Right. And he said, do you have any body goals? And then these clips is what she heard in that. I was like, okay, so you're not attracted to me. That's, you know, my next line of questioning. And he was like, no, no, I'm obviously attracted to.

I wouldn't have had sex if I wasn't attracted to you. Yeah. The fact that he got up is like, it's like impressive. It's amazing. And again, so do you have any body goals? So you're not attracted to me. Oh, and then one thing guys can't fake is an erection.

Yeah. Here goes my heart. Or an orgasm. Viagra, T. Alice. Sure. I was like, okay, well, then you're embarrassed to be seen with me. And he was like, no, I mean, like we go on dates and stuff. So I think that this guy died the bowl was.

Yes. Yeah, because they have not dated since this question came up. This is the third rail apparently for dating it'll be sick. Hey, you want to be obese forever? What the fuck? Now, I'm going to go backwards because she's talking about how she knows that his feelings were genuine. Okay. Yeah, it's just like weird. I'm like, we had sex multiple times.

We like, cuddled. There's like, you know, a lot of like staring in a romantic way, you know, not in a like, you can tell. I feel like you can tell when someone is like looking at you from like, I want to devour you way. Like, I really like you way. And when they don't. Yeah. And I could like tell. So she could tell that he really liked her. And got they fucked several times. I mean, she got naked in front of him. And they're still out on another date.

That tells you everything you need to know right there. So she knew in her heart how much he cared about her. Yes. And all he said is, hey, like, do you have anybody goals? Yeah. For me, like, now looking back on it, I'm like, it's 100% that you just don't want to, like, you're embarrassed,

like, to date someone plus size. And not to just be seen in public with me, I think it's a deeper thing because I think we've gotten to this point where we're probably moving on to, like, meet the friends, meet the family. I think he's just like, shit, like, we got here, and now I have to, like, I'm gonna have to introduce

sort of people and that's embarrassing. And deal with their judgments. And deal with their judgments. But at least I can be like, oh, she's a goal. And it's to lose, have her body weight, you know? She knows how much she has to lose. She's, yeah, and she's reading into all of this. One little question, and I was starting into meeting parents and holidays.

I had to break this to you, ma'am, but people are judging you whether you can hear it or not. Right. Yeah. Well, she knows that, though. And that's the big thing. She's already projecting all of this onto him. He didn't say any of these things.

Yeah. It sounds like she wanted it out. Sounds like a problem. During that clip, I was envisioning your sixth date with your wife at Applebees. And she holds up her phone and says, you ever heard of him, Vizeline? Like, do you ever heard of this? Yeah, do you have any tea school, Scar? Oh, my God. What do you mean?

What are you talking about? Carol, I have a friend. I want you to see if he's a dentist. I'll just be a carn. You can just make that phone call whenever you want. Okay, Jen. I'm going to talk about this in my podcast. You're my feelings. Bobcat, when are you selling tickets for Tampa? I'm coming. They'll they should be on sale next week. As soon as they are, I will announce that. And definitely people on Patreon and Supercats

will get first crack at purchasing those tickets because we always sell the VIPs pretty quickly. So March 22nd, market down in your calendar, save the date WATP live. Doug, you got a lot of free time. Maybe you can come to one of these live shows. Okay, I think I might be able to now. All right, sweet. Cool. I like how to be able to now. All right. Sweet. I like.

I don't know if you have it in the next three weeks before I run out of money. That's the problem right there. Do we have time for a couple more clips from the show where do you want to move on? Let's do it. I'm feeling alright. Thank you. The, the first one is I just want to know if you can explain to me. I know what she's saying, but it's a really, really dumb sentence. I have unlearned diet culture. I do know that I'm like beautiful, but I do think like in that moment, he made me feel

less than him. So, unlearning diet cultures, that the same thing is ignoring the experts, that the same thing. Unlearning diet culture. You know, this thing where you're supposed to eat somebody calories a day, you're supposed to actually like work out and exercise. I have learned all of that turns out none of the really fucking math.

Oh, she's that. And then the last thing is so we went through that whole exercise of he asked, do you have any body goals? And what he really meant was, I'm not attracted to you. I'm embarrassed to be seen by you. I don't want your family around. So she gets home from the date.

I assume she finishes her fucking cheesecake that she brought. And she decides to send him a text and say, now she really figured out why he was asking that. So your goals were all for him. Yep. It was all for him. That's why when I sent the text, I was like, this is all about you being comfortable being with someone. It's like not about me. It's not about me, my hell. This is about you being comfortable. She has a fucking psychopath. Yeah, the mental gymnastics here. The only gymnastics she's ever going to do. It's insane to think this guy asked one question which is a good question to ask. And she's not thinking about body goals she should be.

And so he asked one question and she is totally flip the script. He's the worst guy ever who was trying to push her to do all these things. She doesn't want to do it. It's like, well, no, maintain your goal. If you want, just answer the question. And just to recap that it's date number six, it's okay to ask something like, right? You've been naked.

Yeah. Oh, be like, I go upstairs. My wife says, so do you have any career goals? Or what are we do? Did you want to find a way to pay the mortgage at some point? Or how does that? Where are you going with this bitch? Stop riding me.

Wow. All right. That is something else. I got to keep an eye on these girls swipe fat. The idea that they're saying the dating is difficult when you're obese And then you ask a simple question to her and you break up immediately. It's like well, you're the one who's difficult You're the thing that's difficult in all of this. Yeah, the rules to the suck. Yeah, no shit All right, let's get into something that's not difficult and that is listening to my boy

Petty Broken Skull. Don't tell me you don't like my show Don't tell me Because I've observed panties had a rough week and I want to get into that Free water was taken down off a Spotify for some reason. He doesn't know why But I think that's a play for me uses to upload his show so they're just gone Yeah, so he's he's pretty but he's actually fired up about that. I have some close will play in a little bit. But first I want to talk about Manpad episode two. So this is of course our boy, Manny muskets, and he is partnered up with Patti Broke and Skull. And once again, the show starts off, Patti loves to have the sound bad, the music bat underneath,

and Manny can't fucking stand it. Patty turns the music down just a little. As I... It is still just as loud, nothing's changed. It's quiet as shit on my head. Duke, it's louder shit on my head, and now it's getting quieter. All right, so did you want to talk about it?

Did you want to play first or should I I always thought this is so crazy I mean I always thought panty put that shit in and post I didn't realize he's talking over that the whole fucking time that he's podcasting That's annoying The story checks out though. It sounds like shit. It's us. So man, it's just like come on man. Really we're playing this music again All right, so this this is gonna come back a couple of times throughout the show where, man, he gets a little annoyed by this and the panties upset that there isn't music. They'll figure it out. They'll find their way. I have a lot of hope for these two. I think that they're a good podcasting duo. I think they're a good team. But this is the thing that I heard at the beginning

of the episode. My ears perked up and I went, Oh, please tell me this is going to happen. Well, I want to pitch that to you as well well because I have a lot of material that I write that I haven't used on stage. I've only done it twice. But I got some stuff that I read back and I'm like this is fucking, there's something here, but I don't have the comedy brains around me to make that, you know what I mean, to make it an actual thing. So maybe at the end of the episode I'll share joke or two jokes. You can share joke, bring up an old one, whatever you want to do. But let's see if we can use the end time to figure out if there is a punchline to anything that I'm saying.

That's a nice, but I've never heard my life. That's amazing. So the fact that he says at the end of the show, I want to read some old jokes that I have in my notebook over here. I'm like, let's get to that right now. What are we waiting for? Let's get to it. So, bust the punchline. Yeah, good news is that this is coming up. Patti almost forgot. Man, he's just like, no, no, no, no, we got it. Or maybe it's the other way around. Either way, thank God, it does happen. So, that's a little tease. We are going to get to that.

But this, this is a complaint show. The man Patti is all about, what do you complain about? What am I complaining about? Basically, it's Manny doing the biggest problem in the universe without calling it the biggest problem in the universe, which is great. It's a great format. What's on your mind this week? What's bothering you? What makes you a rage? And so, uh, patty's complaint is mushroom haircuts on the white guys. Of course. It's a big problem. I bet you go into any fucking great clips today. They flip the chairs upside down on purpose for that haircut. They're like, we got a lot of people wanting them. We had to make different chairs. Fucking stupid. That's why I cut my own hair. Fucking what, dude? I'm not going to waste my time with somebody messing

it up who I have to give $12 at the end. I can really do this podcast forever and ever. I have so many. Like they keep coming as I'm doing the podcast really. Okay. So the couple of things going on here. First off, Patty's feeling it. He's like, I could fucking complain about shit all day. I got so many quips. I got so many things to rant about.

So he's loving it. I can do this. I love overconfident Patty's the best. I can do this all day. I'm killing it. You heard many right there go. 12. That's just like you did producer Chris. So this is many calls him out for those. When do you find a $12 haircut? So it's in failure you'll pay like 40, 50 bucks a cut for four to 10 most places. So like, what was that? I asked, where do you, where do you find these $12 haircuts? Oh, dude, I haven't had, I, this, that's what I mean.

I haven't had an actual haircut at a place since it was $12. You know what I mean? Back when haircuts were $12, that's the last time I was ever in a place. So he's cutting his own hair. I spent $35 on a flow bee and I've been saving money every time. Yeah, I guess. Look at all these suckers, these barbers idiots. So not only is he cutting his own hair, but I also like the way this is almost like anti Tom Sagarra, where Tom Sagarra was a cop here for being

poor, petty just like, dude, you're paying money to get your hair cut. You idiot. I've cut my own hair.. You know what else I'm doing? I'm giving myself my own tattoos. I'm not going to do the same quality of tattoo on another person I am myself because I am willing to put myself through hell multiple times to make it look halfway decent. I don't care about you. You're just a customer and I'm doing this in a basement. Get off me. You know what I mean? I need music in the background. Dude, this is making me uncomfortable and self-conscious because you're not laughing as much as you should. So that's very. Need to cancel my tattoo appointment. Just do it yourself, man. You're gonna do a better

job when you do it yourself. Man, he's not finding him hilarious. Patty thinks he's killing it with these rancies going off on. So this goes on for a while, explaining how much he tattoos himself and all the stuff that he's doing. And Patty is a pretty talented artist. I will give him that. I don't know how many of his tattoos that we see on him. He's done himself. I'd be interested to know which ones, but he's a pretty talented artist. I've known people who have tattooed themselves before. Usually it looks like they've been in prison. Yeah, he doesn't work out great. You know, you don't want the logo to be upside down on your knee. Oh shit, so we're a good thing.

Also, we tattoo yourself at the mirror. I could lead to some problems as well. But anyway, many doesn't have any tattoos. And so, Pety explains how he feels about tattoos and loses confidence immediately and then tells the truth. But also, I can't think of anything that I care enough to put it on my body.

That's not what it is to me. I don't care that much about any of it. It's just fun. And then also, I always live by this. Daniel Tosh had this joke about people covered in tattoos. He's like, that's gonna look ridiculous when you're 95. And it's like nobody covered in tattoos lives to 95. You know what I mean?

So it's like, I'm not really worried about it too much, but I also had this idea in my head that I would be doing something in my career or in a career that would allow that, you know? Specifically my music shit. It's like if I fucking got huge doing vocals, it'd make more sense. Oh, okay.

There the truth comes out. He goes, well, I was trying to look like a rock star because I thought it was going to be a rock star. So I thought that V. I think a lot of young people do this. They fall into this thing with just like, yeah, the people who I admire and I look up to tattoo their face. So I'm going to do that too. It's like,

you have to be a bank teller someday. So maybe you don't want to do that. You don't only have the chops like these people that you look up to. So anyway, I thought that was funny because Manny explains it because Pagaz, you don't have any tattoos. Manny goes, do you see how dark my skin is? You think a tattoo would show up out here, which good for man. I found out what is accident. It's not autism. 100%. He was born in the London. Oh, okay. So he's got a London accent going good to know. A lot of questions around that. The last time we were bringing this up. Okay. So Pady brought a bunch of complaints. He's over prepared for this episode because normally they go to each, but Pady is like,

I'll tell you what, I'll just tell you all my complaints and we can figure out what we want to talk about. Number one, talking with food in your mouth. Number two, repetitive true crime cases. And number three, people who drive fast with nowhere to go. Well, I mean, any one of those is a good jumping off point for a conversation. I would imagine talking with food in your mouth, about time someone tackled that one. Repetitive true crime.

He gets into that one quite a bit. Our driving fast wasn't nowhere to go. How do you know that? How would you know that? Number four, airline food. What is the deal with it? All right, being asked if you have body goals. So many explains to Patrick that there is a finite number of true crime stories.

And Patty doesn't understand that. And so Patty's going, well, no, no, no, like all these true crimes shows they keep doing the same stories over and over again. And I was like, we had this because there's only so many crimes that you'd want to talk about or hear about that are interesting for people. And he doesn't understand that concept at all. He just like, well, no, I mean, you could talk about something that happened to you. Or you could say, no, no, that's not what, that's not what you're trying to. Crimes of the heart.

what crimes of the heart. In my book, that means you're not allowed to do true crime unless you go out and commit a bunch of crimes first. So stay surprised. I'm a they've actually had that happen. I would imagine it's like five fighters to think. Where's the story on that? You know, where's the cover on that? Where's the coverage on the guy from who are these podcasts? Nobody talks about him He's going around fucking asking for money Get on your knees like your namesake He's assaulted people with his club foot Oh frosted tips. Okay. All style. Oh, frosted tips.

Okay. All right. That could be just a whole nother complaint. Let's, what do you think about talking with food in your mouth? Maddie. What the fuck? So I, I believe the Patrick Michael started talking about podcast hitman and then it just transitioned to you.

Oh, you might be right. Cause he says, yeah, the WTP guy, like what did I do? I don't know. I'm kind of a boring life compared to these three. And it just turns out that your frosted tips is way worse than killing your girlfriend, eating her. It's. Guys are the worst. All right.

So then it comes back to Maddie because you know, Paddy's complaints are ridiculous. So Maddie's got a good one here. You're not going to like my next problem. It's music bands and podcasts. I just find him annoying. I messaged Maddie because there hasn't been a new episode yet. I'm like, oh, would you probably like a point to that end of the show? He goes, no, no, no, we're just on a I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that.

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I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. I'm not gonna say that. and many tries to wrap things up and I was like, no. You want to wrap this up? Well, let's do the fucking jokes, buddy. I got some stuff for you. Yes, let's do the fucking jokes, buddy. This is exciting. This is what we don't get enough of on Patrick's live streams as well as his podcast. He's been a livestreaming like a motherfucker this week. I've got notes from many people telling me

that he's killing it right now. So before you play the jokes, I went on YouTube, I was going to pull a clip to throw into the one of my audio clips. And I had a notification that he was live. So I went and checked him out, hit record, because I thought for sure I was going to be able to pull some. I'll be honest with you. I enjoyed it. Yeah. When he he was just talking about comedians and his views of comedy, I enjoyed it. That's the note I got from multiple people saying, by the way, I've been checking out Patti's livestream.

It's not bad. And he's getting some real views. One of them is 240 views out of the already. There was, has 120 when I last I checked. So people are checking in on this stuff. And people, I mean, they're way too long. They're three hours long. But just like you're saying, people are checking out and going,

oh, it's actually not too bad, he's got some good takes. Yeah, if he was to turn the chat off, not reference it at all, because he starts arguing, you know, and then I checked out at that point, but yeah, when he was just talking about comedy, I would listen to him.

Interesting. He's come a long way this way. He really has. All right, let's go back to his joke writing though. Okay. This is my favorite. All right. Here's my, I don't know if you know what you're gonna expect. This isn't even the one that I had in mind, but I had to keep looking through him. And I found this and I thought it was funny. I had a friend who literally was obsessed with driving. He drove as often as he could and I can't fucking stand golf. driving. He drove as often as he could and I can't fucking stand golf.

So dumb. You get what I mean? It's that there's something because I then I would just go to the next thing. I'm not waiting for the laugh. I'm going to the next joke. Yeah, don't wait for the laugh on that one. Doug, you didn't laugh. Maybe he made me look like an idiot. Maybe you didn't get the joke. You see the word driving means multiple things. Yeah, got it. Cause you know sometimes words have two meanings. All right. Well, you didn't like that one. How about this one?

I wasn't born with a silver spoon in my mouth. I was born with a spork and a rat tail. That one I don't get. That's why I keep going. There's no end. I was born with a spork and a rat tail. That one, I don't get. That's why I keep going. There's no end. I just go right to the next show. I'm not waiting for the thing. What it is is telling you a little bit about me. I'm poor. And my mom still has part of my hair somewhere in a book. He used that in what that audio drama or something. Yep. We've heard that one before. All right. Is that why you didn't laugh just because you've heard it before? It's playing. That old gag. Yeah.

I loved Manny's response to that. It was so great. I don't get that one. Good for you, Manny. Not just giggling along. All right. We got another one. Joke number three coming in.

You'll love this one, especially some of the people that like our show. I'm not much for going out. It's not that I'm against it. It's just every time I go to a party, I'm eventually asked to leave. And I just can't keep driving drunk. Come on, man. That's even if you're about to have to leave, you're still going to drive drug to there's something. Yeah. There's a way to make it. There's a way. Yeah. That's really dumb. That's really stupid. It man is just like, well, whether you get kicked out or not, like, you can still get a new party when you're kicked out. You know that, right?

Stand outside of way for one. So, Panty didn't like that response, obviously. But he decides, okay, good. Panty, to his credit, goes, you know, I don't have a lot of friends to bounce things off of. You're a stand-up comic, man. Let's workshop this one. So this is these two workshop and that concept. I'm not going out. There's some, yeah, there's a way to make it. There's a way. There's another line that needs to go before the, I like the pullback though. Like you come in aggressive with the thing and I just can't, you kind of whisper the, I just can't keep driving Trump.

I need, maybe I should make it more specific on what I'm driving. No, why would I be more specific on what I'm driving. No, no, why would being more specific on what you're driving? Help that joke, Patty. Come on. This is the guy who watches every stand, especially knows all the comedians. He's not understanding what makes a joke funny. I looked at his whole strategy as, yeah, I know that punchline is not very good. That's why I just keep plowing through to the next joke, the next joke, the next joke, if I go fast enough, it'll

end all over. Or just whisper it. Yeah, that'll work. All right. So I understand the punchline is not funny. That's why I just go to the next setup. Right. And then the next setup. Yes.

All right. So now, manny to the rescue, I have this one. Yeah. I mean, making about how do you feel like when you leave, are you crying as you drive? Are you upset about leaving? It's like, how about this? How about this? And I just can't keep driving drunk back to the store to buy another handle of liquor to go drink at home alone by myself while I cry. Is that too fast? We just cut off some of the words for sure. Padding is I hear you.

Now you're right. How about this? I get kicked out of the party, right? And then I get in my car and I drive and I buy more booze and then I go home and I drink those booze. All right, what about all of us? That's what the fuck? I love workshopping with pet.

That should be the show. Fuck these. What are you complaining about? Let love workshopping with pet. That should be the show. Fuck these. What are you complaining about? Let the workshop jokes together. What do you got in your notebook? Let's sit down and see if we can turn this into a real joke. All right, got one more clip from this show. But that's pretty good.

I get what you're saying. Add that element where it's like, not only do I get kicked out, I have to drive drunk to the store to buy more booze because I didn't steal any from the party like I should of. That's the punchline. And then I go to the next joke about stealing from parties. I get to say it, man. Man, he said, no, no, you're here in yourself, my friend. And then he goes into stealing from parties. Yeah, you guys do that, right? And then I do my 10 minutes on stealing from parties.

All right, I'm doing this site on scene. Jody be posted a link in the discord. He put together 22 seconds of what he calls patty is actually spitting bars. This is from his live stream. Let's see what Jody considers to be Patty's best work here. They need some young blood. All of them do. All these old men playing on the computer. Bringing nothing. Remember when you used to have to respect your elders because they held off a knowledge? At least that's what you thought. That was the perception. Alright, Joe, now that I want to clip that one myself, but all right, let's get back to what I had prepared quality haircut though. Yeah, he's looking good.

That's for sure. So this is the big deal that's going on right now. His show has been taken down free water, his best show. Has all been taken off of the internet. It's fucking gone. Gone. I literally got a email, uh, fucking- In your inbox? Almost a month ago.

Okay. From Spotify. Okay. I'm not gonna fucking In your inbox almost a month ago Okay From Spotify Okay Claiming some sort of Infringing Okay Within my Well then my show somewhere

I bet he talked about fucking porn It is not on Spotify Not at all Did you know Still has it. I cannot upload any episodes whatsoever. Um, but yeah, some sort of infringing. They didn't even specify. They sent a link with it. Didn't specify. The link doesn't take me anywhere.

I don't trust this reading comprehension. I want to see that. I want to see what it says because it's probably a rule or something highlighted out there, but I've listened to a bunch of these shows. I don't know what he could be doing wrong. Especially at podcasting standpoint like podcasts are kind of the, I mean, Spotify, maybe everybody's kind of the wild West. You'd ever want these. we want on these. Well, I would have to assume that it's infringement. I know Spotify does crack down every once in a while on it, if you play music and shit. And he's forever playing music beds. Yeah, but isn't it his music though, isn't it?

Not well. I mean, like snakes in the grass, if you remember that, that was a stolen music bed. There's no telling what he's put out there. I do remember that quite well. It still had the, what are those little pieces where like, oh, watermarks? Little watermarks were still in the song. I couldn't purchase the. I got it on the ready. If you want to hear it, I can't do. Now that you have it, let's go. Is this the one that you're in or is it the original? Yeah, this is the one that I'm in. Okay, good.

Those things are snakes. I miss PJ. I miss PJ. Just about the other day. I gotta reach out to him. Give me the sign when you won't be faded out He keeps on lancing, he's never even heard of Carl It's more lovely, he's watching his house with an acular And how would you let him go?

No I'll leave you the most He's now a river flood where you went up We know that Tad's dreaming, he's Carl's not mayor He wants a dead, but that same Tad he doesn't care Talking like you even know me, bro We ain't never seen him, we didn't know me, bruh. He just drowned the words,

no me's bruh with the words, no me. I'm a sad friend. He cannot do what you say. Brilliant. God, I miss PJ. PJ was a guy, a unique talent. He could have the worst voice, never hidden note correctly. Rhymeskin scheme was atrocious. She warning everything and it still works every time.

It was a charm to it. There was not a song. He sent me that I went, not this one. Every single one was great. PJ, come back. We miss you, buddy. All right, let's get into this. Now we's trying to speculate on what he might have done wrong

to get all the shows taken down. Still doing what I do. I might have said, Fag more than once, but is that copyright infringement? Most certainly not. Is that copyright infringement? Concealed by big fag. Hate crimes. is that copyright? And am I stealing that from someone? I don't think so.

I don't fucking know, dude. It's baffling. But that's really the only reason why we're here. I got to figure out what to do. Because I still like the brand. I still like the free water name. I like everything that it stands for. Yeah.

And now it's just fucking what, dude? Great job awesome. Just live streaming stupid shit. I don't even know. Oh my God, I feel like we're back at square one all of a sudden. All right, one more clip from here. Did he start free water because of you? But it's in reference to you, right?

Yeah, yeah, because the fish come, he tracks the fish to water or something like that. I forgot what it's saying was, but that's our problem. Any logic, but yeah, it has to do with you. Yeah, it does, yes. Which, you know, I don't want to lose that. So he's got a solution.

Let's hear what he comes up with as he's kind of, you know, obviously he's thinking through this. We're seeing him process this in real time. Get demonetized. Who's monetized? Who's monetized? Not me.

So what do I give a fuck? Still put my shit out there. So I'm probably just going to start a free water YouTube channel. And I'll probably. No, stop starting YouTube channels. You have enough YouTube channels. Focus on what this one is, has 1000 subscribers.

Put it on great job. Awesome. What is he doing? He thinks everything needs a new channel, a new platform, a new name, a new logo. Stop it. Consolidate. This is the gear of consolidation. Penny, I like to brag on your behalf. I say you're the most prolific podcaster of all time and I believe that to be the truth

I wouldn't say it if I didn't and so whenever I talk about patty people who don't know who he is I go you got to check out this guy petty most prolific podcaster about time you had that title no matter what all right You don't have to worry about that anymore. Stop starting new shows and new channels and new whatever, focus my friend. Focus on this channel and build it, baby. Play to your strengths, Patty. You don't, it's not monetized yet. It could be.

You're almost there. Can I make a suggestion? Yes. And Carl, I don't, I don't want to spend your money, but what if you allow him to have a 20 minute spot on your Patreon every week, you pay him 20, 30 bucks for an episode. Okay. And then you published the episode of free water on your Patreon. It would be great cross-promotion for great job. Awesome. I love it. I love it. I would definitely do that.

He doesn't read my emails though. Not that I would. I'm gonna play this a little bit further. It's kind of interesting. We archive some of the stuff, put up some of the stuff that I already have, and then put the new ones up. But of course, that's gonna take time, because I have to edit all my audio into video form now for YouTube. So that'll be fun, and I'll fucking giant waste my weekend. Thank God there's no fights though. Thank God there's no UFC event or otherwise I'd have something else to actually do. Now I gotta do this stupid shit so fucking god damn it. It is it is beyond frustrating and all I could think is one of these fucking lackeys

All I could think is one of these fucking lackeys of the vegetables or fucking stuttering John or OP somebody got in there and fucking did something. Made a false claim. What? He thinks OP is spending his time trying to take him down. That's kind of how he would accuse me of doing the outside one. I love his got done. But it's funny that he thought it was the vegetables or celery jod or opi got in there and did something.

Got in there and did something. I mean, just good of a theory as any, I suppose. Why not? This is a quick clip that our buddy Doug in the Jingle's apartment sent me. He's always checking out these live streams and seeing what's it doing. But you're supporting this fucking weird thing.

You're keeping it alive. So I guess people could make the argument, fucking why are we here? You know, I just noticed, I'm sorry, not to distract it, but his left arm is really tatted up. I believe he's right handed. So are those all the tattoos he's putting out of solvices? Is this right arm just completely bare? And it's like stick figures.

Yeah, right. Tiktok. Don't worry. Yeah. That's fine. Get alive. So I guess people could make the argument. Fuckin' why are we here? Why are we right here? But I already told you. It's not gonna change. I'm not one of these guys that's just gonna flip the script

and be like, you know what? I'm goin' on fuckin' who are these podcasts next week, guys. Hell yeah, get ready. I'm talkin' to Starter and John next week. We're fuckin' we're fuckin' teamin' up. Fuck fuck everybody I don't care about none of y'all you know I mean fucking celebrity bullshit fucking weak as fuck anyways oh people are supposed to be looking for your autograph on a fucking orange or some gauge it's stupid what a giant waste of time and yet yet there's these girls. I'm like, continue to make. Of course, I

will. People that don't even have a skill. Popular. I'm like, oh, he's such a weird dude because he literally doesn't know what he's trying to accomplish in life. And I was messing with Doug about this just this morning. Here's a guy who has been offered to go on the Anthony Kumiia show and the Dick Masterson show. For me, those are the shows that put me on the

map. It's the reason why we're still doing this for my basement all these years later is because those guys gave me a chance to put me on their shows and I started to build an audience from that. And Patty's been given that chance of chance that any by John Jimmy go in the discard would love that chance Hey, Patty is nah noon fucking get out of here But I've just never met someone who really had no clue what they're even trying to do It's nothing he can't accomplish his goals. He doesn't know what they are He wouldn't know if you said I'm done. He just went petty. What do you want this to be? What are you trying to accomplish? I don't know why would I why would I think just went, Pety, what do you want this to be? What are you trying to accomplish? I don't know. Why would I, why would I think

about that? It's too cool to do that. I think you're wrong. I think that you hit the nail on the head a couple of years ago. I think it's just fear of success. Yeah. I think he knows what he wants. He's just scared it'll happen. Okay. I'll give you that. But then why is he continuing to put out shows and make YouTube channels and do these things? It is a conundrum. Yeah, it's weird because If he's afraid of becoming successful podcasting, what he could do is just stop podcasting all together. That would cure that No work here. I think Carl. I think you started WATP roughly six eight eight months before we started Who's Right. Yeah. And, you know, you got bigger, faster,

but you still had that period for a year or so where you were podcasting for 100, 200 people. Two years, yeah, yeah, exactly. Right. And then you start getting all these messages, right? They start coming in way faster than any, you know, you get more in a day than you got the previous two years. Right. It's a lot to deal with, right? And how you navigate that is

what sets your course for the future. And I think when he started getting that exposure, his brain doesn't allow him to process it. He doesn't know how to navigate it, but he doesn't want it to stop. Okay. No, I understand what you're saying. And it can be a lot, but I think for myself and for you, I think when I speak for both of us, we kind of get into this thinking that that might happen. And if it did, that'd be kind of cool. Right? Bear. I remember my goal when I started podcasting with Kevin Kevin to myself just doing weekends as a hobby. My goal was to be popular enough that I could guest on other shows. That was literally I didn't want to make money. My only goal was it'd be cool if people wanted to have Carl from

who are these podcasts on their show. And I don't know what paddy's goal is or was or ever could have been. But he accomplished that very quickly. He could have done that. Yeah, I think he just wanted to sound like he had a show to himself, you know, or possibly his girlfriend. Well, he claims what's not forget when he was asked this question by, oh, I know where you're going with this. Was it Delvin Cox? This was going back.

The legacy. Yeah. He goes, the reason why I do this is for my kids So they can go back sometime when they're in their 30s or 40s and see what their dad was all about Well Spotify fucked yeah that one did Damn it the kids All right, I gotta give props to Will Her, who works for a local news channel, KADN, and he put together a little report here to try to get people into the devil first, and

I got to give him props on this. Kevin Brennan, a stand-up comedian, who finished second-of-day Chappelle on Star Search, and also wrote for SNL, tweeted harsh words regarding the death of Prince Coastar, Matthew Perry. Now, I reached out to former celebrity, Stuttering John Melinda's from Howard Stern's show and the Tonight's show who knows Brennan to find out what his problem is. Should junkies live outlive you? They got to do get high and drunk every day and out live you. Does that seem fair? We'll tell me he poured out radio. Just to fuck with them.

High and drunk every day and out live you. Does that seem fair? Then if that was the case, everybody would get drunk and high every day. What a day. That is comedian, writer and host of podcast. Missouri loves company Kevin Brennan. His tweet drowned in a hot tub. Ha ha ha ha ha ha. Mocking the death of Matthew Perry, co-star of hit 90s TV sitcom Friends,

a day after he was found dead in a hot tub, received national backlash when confronted over the tweet. Brennan doubled down. But I do love it when junkies die. I do. I love it when junkies die because how also are we going to learn a lesson that drugs are bad? John Melinda's better known as stuttering John from Howard Stern and the tonight show explain to me what he thinks Brennan's problem is. tonight's show explain to me what he thinks Brennan's problem is. He said that his father when his father was dying Kevin said that he loved him and his father wouldn't say that he loved them back. And apparently there was some kind and not a good relationship with the he and his father.

So that kind of anger and hate is what happens. Melinda's relates Brennan's childhood trauma to his own telling me his father's physical abuse is what caused his famous stutter. He just a bad temper and he would go from the greatest out in the world to a monster and he would slap my sisters around, slap me around. What's that to do with anything? This is an awesome news report. I love this. He's showing Uncle Rico show. It's fantastic. Yes, now, writer and startup 90s pilot number one son disagreed with Melinda's.

Star of 90s pilot number one. I don't know what to say. I'm hilarious. He's just not that bad one time. That's my good grade. Now, writer and startup 90s pilot number one, disagreed with Melinda's when our conversation was brought up on his show. You told your father that you loved him and he never said it back to you.

Okay. So he's like, that's petty going on. Yeah, but he, you know, I'm sure that hurt you immensely. It didn't really. I'm still laughing. There are me immensely. So that's why we treated about Matthew Perry. sure that hurt you immensely. It didn't really. I'm still laughing. There are me immensely.

So that's why we're treated about Matthew Perry. Yeah, you were just very angry because your father didn't give you a new video. Well, I spoke Kevin been in through emails, but he would not give me a one on one interview. I guess one ever know why he's so mad. Will Herron, he's 15. Good job, Will Herron. I guess we'll never know why he's so mad. Well, Aaron, he's 15. Good job, Will Aaron. I guess we'll never know why Kevin Brennan is so bad.

But thank you for that news report. It's good reporting right there. It's commendable. I don't know if that's an old stuttering John Clipper knob, but that seems like he's pulling another Howard Stern trick, you know, turn everything into, and that's because your dad hurts you and didn't love you. Yeah, you're right. In fact, the fact's because your dad hurts you and didn't love you. Yeah.

You're right. In fact, the fact that he would fall for that where he's being interviewed about Kevin Brennan just putting on a Tweety thought was funny. And he's going, you know, my dad, he used to hit me. What is this about? Why are you talking about that? Who cares? Uh huh.

Uh, what else? All right. We haven't done this in a while. Well, maybe it's been a couple weeks, but the point is is that there's a lot of news right now on the hack verse about what's going on with our boy Chad Zuma. It's time to mark. Zuma. So Chad goes on a show earlier this week and Melton starts sniping him. And the way that Melton is sniping him is he's not even on Melton's not even on the show. He's just literally broadcasting Chad show

from his channel. And Melton has more viewers than Chad does. So this pisses Chad off. And he doesn't handle this very well. As of right now, members only he's switching his chat Now you have to watch from the outside. I can't comment So what's happening here is that because melt and snoping them the melting viewers are going over to Chad Shell and mother fucking give it the comments so now Chad's actually like he's in control and has the upper hand on this one Ha ha now you have to watch from the outside I can't comment. Me, me, me, me, me. I want to be.

Can you react? Bye. Bye. Bye, bye. See ya. See ya. Ha ha. Egon got in.

He knows what's up. I really do admire the fact that Chad has not grown as a broadcaster at any single way. We haven't really checked in on him in a while. I mean, it was a year ago that we were checking about every week and nothing has changed over there. He's still putting out the same quality content that we had seen that year ago. So this is rich right here that check us is with a straight face. Well, here's the thing, like I know a lot of mountains fans, like I know them personally and they're not like good people. They're like shitty people like in real life. Huh, what do they have like restraining orders out against them? Do they tell people to kill themselves via email,

over and over again, throughout a single day? Are they stealing? Stealing things. They're bad people, okay. over and over again throughout a single day. Are they stealing things? These are bad people. Okay, lying constantly. Yeah, right. All right. Well, if you say so, fair enough.

Before you move on, referencing the comment you made previously, look back at when you first were introduced to Patrick Michael and the quality of his broadcast compared to where he's at now. Correct. Very different. And then this. of his broadcast compared to where he's at now. Correct. Very different. And then this. This guy's just stuck.

He can't get out of his own way. And people send him chats and things. And this is a weird reaction. Podcasts or Carl Hemberger was arrested Wednesday after he was found with a 13 year old boy and Rochester. And a Rochester public toilet authority say, let's hope. Let's hope.

So first, I can't read, but secondly, Chen was a 13 year old boy to get molested, as well as a big deal for a wait. Well, listen, that kid was probably gonna get raped either way. I'm glad it was Carl. Yeah, it did. So he got busted. He was 15. Come on. He looked 18.

That's how I know. Police are currently analyzing the frosted tips that were left at the scene. Frosted tip forensics, they call it. They have a whole off-line. No, no, it was pubes. That is like Chad to say, yeah, let's hope. Let's hope. Stucho would have said the same thing without even thinking.

For sure. Yeah. It's a tragic thing. Yeah, let's hope it's true. Podcast or curl killed three people while driving into a crowded restaurant. Let's hope. I hope it goes to jail for this.

All right, so the sniper. Now, the thing about the mud shark is that he got most popular when he was sniping MLC. After he got kicked off MLC and then he was sniping MLC. And then Tukki got popular because Tukki was sniping the mud shark sniping MLC. We're not going back that far in time, but it feels like it.

Now Chad is the sniper, he's the king, but he does not like getting sniped himself. This This is even a show. I'm just fucking around. And this is your idea of good content. This is what you think is great. Dude, I'll just shoot you back, dude. I'm not this is even a show. I'm just fucking around. And this is your idea of good content. This is what you think's great. Dude, I'll just shoot you back, dude. I'm not, this isn't even a show. I'm just fucking around. Oh, what happened to your Wi-Fi?

And this is your idea of good content. This is what you think's great. Dude, I'll just shoot you back, dude. I'm not, this isn't even a show. I'm just fucking around. What happened to your Wi-Fi? What's, what I found interesting about Wi-Fi is that I'm not, this isn't even a show, I'm just fucking around. What happened? You're a Wi-Fi. You're a Wi-Fi. What happened? What happened? What's, what I found interesting about this, we've seen this before, where people will snipe the sniper

and it turns into this loop, and you just get this audio loop that goes out and down, but Chad talks so infrequently that it actually makes sense. It's not as much people interrupting themselves or each other because Chad's had a good broadcaster. So he doesn't talk very often. So that almost kind of works. He makes KB look tech savvy.

He does. So this is kind of a funny comment. He has to say about Patrick Melton. This is what you think, right? God, he's so desperate. I'll just shoot you back, dude. I'm not, this isn't even a show. I'm just fucking around.

What happened? You're alive. You're alive. And this is your idea for content. He can't even a show. I'm just fucking around. What happened? You're all I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your life. I'm your on. I love that he's calling someone desperate. This is what he was doing to Kevin Brunner. There was great content. He was killing it, but Melton is desperate for content here. You know, Chad, when this happens, you could at least do four part harmony. That would have been sweet. Yes. Is Chad the only person that snipes himself? I think so. I love that Chad's go to. And think so, it does. So I love the Chad's go-to. And of course, Tookie says it's all the time. This isn't even a show.

It's not a show. I'm not doing a show right now. You think you're slaving a show. It's not a show. As if that's a gotcha. That just makes you look bad. Why are you on the internet not doing a show right now? What are you doing?

So then Chad decides to start playing music, copy right in the music. In fact, my boy, John Marlow sent me over these videos, and I appreciate that. He's been paying attention to this more than I am. And he says the Chad played an entire WWE song, the Ultimate Warrior theme, in a parent kamikaze attempt to get Melton's channel

copyrights drunk. So this is just a quick piece of that. So now this is looping. So that's looping. It sounds like hot garbage. And then this is kind of funny because more people are watching Milton Then are watching Chad and of course he has Oh, you know, I should also point out This is Chad writing this on his thing for people so he's got a picture of Patrick Melton eating a cheeseburger And then he has I'm here go to AC to me the fat fuck eating. I think that's a typo.

Chad, I think you have a typo there, buddy. You might want to try that again. Okay. So now, Chad's got excuses for why more people are watching Patrick's Channel. This is the same thing on either channel. Maybe we're watching Patrick's Channel and I're watching Chad's Channel. So Chad starts playing just military sounds and he says, mountain is more subs than me, that's why there are more viewers. Ghost type Kevin Fatboy and let's see your views. Huh? How is that a win?

God, more views. Seems a weird. But that's not the biggest thing going on with Chad this week. Oh no, no, no. In fact, we might have to take Chad side on something because as you know, our stance here at WTP is, we do not strike. We do not like striking. What's not to copyright strike? So it's not strike people. If you want to get back at someone, use your words, use your comedy. That's the best way to do it. And apparently, Ray DeVito, who will be on this very program a week from today, he decided to strike our boy Chad.

And Chad is not happy about it. There's a ray crying in his pink blanket. This is a happy music right here. I feel sorry I'm not my playful mood today What apparently It starts with the theme from Benny Hill and then goes into your mom's obituary Makes perfect sides. Oh, shit, I have that somewhere. ["The Most Beautiful Song"] Listen, fuckface. All right, brain computers really piss me off right now. Get in the mud.

He wants to get in the mud with the mud shark. He wants to strike channels now. Uh-oh. Ro-ro. He wants to take away my livelihood. Because I'm clowning on him him like everyone else does on the internet Patrick Melton plays hours upon hours days upon days of videos on Ray Pause and stopping adding commentary

But he won't say damn thing about Melton because he's he's afraid he's a bitch I come up with a show where I'm just clowning on Ray. Adding commentary, fully transformative. It doesn't matter, Ray. I don't mind you playing clips, but the entire episode, it's uncalled for. Ray, it doesn't matter what you feel. So I haven't seen what Chad did,

the video got taken down, obviously. But I do know that Chad, he has this habit of not really transforming content. He has this habit of just sitting there and watching the show that he's watching on his channel. So it is possible that Ray was just like, Motherfucker, you're just playing my show all the way through. What the fuck? Question for you, Carl. Yeah. So I believe that I know you fairly well. Sure. And I do believe you when you say you are against copyright strikes and trying to de-platform somebody.

Yes. Why then would you give Ray a platform knowing that he's that type of person? Well, so I can call him out. So he's not coming on as a co-host. No, he is coming on as a co-host, but I definitely want to take him to task for this. All right.

I mean, Doug, obviously, I could try to punish him by not wanting a B.I.W.D.P. but it wouldn't be better to get him on here instead of him straight and say, no, we don't strike channels, right? This is not the good thing to do. No, I just wouldn't want anything to do with him. That's how I would handle it.

I see. I see. It's Eric Nego is in the chat. He says, livelihood. I know. That's what's so sad about this. If this is the way the Chad makes a living, it says YouTube channel. So it's not a great living that we're talking about.

But hey, to each their own, we're all, we're all just trying to get by this crazy world. So this is more of this episode of Chad. It in a little too close to home, Carl. Chrissy mayor will watch the whole Star Wars Christmas special in its entirety. Since when is Chad watching Chrissy mayor? He's telling me so many times he doesn't even watch her know when she's up to it. All of a sudden, now there's a copyright strike. He's like, Chrissy mayor is doing this. Melton will stream tonight my whole show.

You remember when Carl was going with everything of mine? Steele toe was stream sniping me. I never struck them. Well, I appreciate that, Chad. Thank you for not striking us. It wouldn't have worked out for you either way, but I do appreciate that you are the bigger man He is the bigger man Isn't that the definition of what about is him. Yes, that yeah, I hate that argument. Oh, you're gonna

Strike me, but so and so did the thing too. It's like okay, then everyone's in trouble Is that what you want? Chrissy mayor watch Star Wars? And do it's like, okay, then everyone's in trouble. Is that what you want? But Chris, he may or watch Star Wars. He's like, it's a fuck. He doesn't do it with anything. He also says, Ray, it doesn't matter how you feel. Everything Chad does is driven by emotion.

It's all emotions. It's all just nature. But that's why he says that. Because that's the way he thinks. We've learned this about him. So this part right here I thought was extremely telling and funny. And I'm going to, I guess what, I'm going to keep the video up for everyone to see. Not only that, I'm going to send the video to Joe List.

I'm going to send the video to Mark Norman, Shane Gillis, everyone that you admire, everyone that you look up to, those people are going to ignore your emails, Jack. I love the idea that he's just like, and you know what? I'm going to tell on, Ray, I'm going to tell on Joe List, Mark, I'm going to tell all these guys, they don't give a fuck. They're very busy with their careers. They're not going to sit there and be like, guys, did you get that email from zoom? You mentioned, you know, us peons, you disrespect, we're not good enough. Ray, I know what you're all about. You know, I know what you're all about. You're not a nice guy. You're not, golly shucks. Hey, hey, everybody,

I'm right. No, you're not that guy. I just want more clip I have out here. Chad going after Ray. You opened up the striking thing. Let's strike. I'm going to go through everything of yours like this or Prudu film hate speech, misinformation, anything.

Joe, my goal now is to take away your channel. Rock bottom channel gone. Oh boy All right, well and raise not a nice guy I believe that ray has already Sad days going to reverse or take the strike away because everyone's piling on ray right now I'm going. What are you doing? You can't strike Chad for this You got a problem with him and these guys know each other. They're from Cleveland If you got a problem with them, say something to them Don't go through YouTube and I believe this is what I heard now. I could be wrong about this

I was checking out to keep this morning a little bit and they were saying the card if it was the one who helped Ray to veto strike Now Carter's not gonna be on today. He's busy, but I have a question for him. He's in the discord because is he? Oh, because Doug and there he is Chad struck tonight. He's busy. But I have a question for him. He's in the discord because is he? Oh, because Doug. There he is. Chad struck me. He says Well, that doesn't make it okay. Chad does strike people. I know that's the thing. That's not so funny about Chad. He loves to slide people and then he's like, what the fuck? He strikes people. He's like, what the fuck? He struck me as a loser. struck me as a loser. Yeah.

But all right, let me ask you this, Doug, I know Cardiff used to pay for advertising time on who's right. Knowing that Cardiff maybe helped him perform this copyright strike, will you have Cardiff on your show ever again? No, I'm cutting the potato out of my life. There you go.

You hear that? This guy. I'm gonna see what's to come on. Yeah, what's up. So I was going through our YouTube channel. And I saw that there was a notification that I could give you a strike because of the steel toe review. You know, it was originally on my channel and you played the whole clip or the whole episode.

Oh, okay. I was going to strike you just to get that fucking thing out. That's hilarious. Did you imagine I could buy your soap pissed off fucking dog? I'm gonna fucking... It really told you that, huh? It was a copy right violation? Yeah. No shit.

I got nowhere to look for that sort of thing. I don't even know that existed. I can show you know that existed. It's a, I can show you after the show. That'd be great. All right. So I guess Johnny Kush, our marijuana happy out guide, was a guest on BYB and he was trying to roast Patrick Melton.

It didn't go real well. As you might explain. Yeah, I know. Go figure. Patrick Melton. It didn't go real well. Yeah, I'd go figure. I feel like we're really ignoring our guests at this point. So let's get inside of him right now. You guys want to get in him? Yeah, come on, bring it in me. Bring it in me, boys. Backyard boys. Let's go. Let's go. Now blow your boys. All right. Well, you were about to say some horrible things about Melton before we cut you off Let's go. Let's go. Blow your boys. All right.

Well, you were about to say some horrible things about Melton before we cut you off for the last 25 minutes or whatever the hell it was. We are no longer calling him fatty patty anymore. We're done. The man has lost some weight. We're not calling him that anymore. We got a new nickname.

Skinny Pat. Because he has more skin than anybody that I know. So we're going to call him skinny from now on because he's got more skin skinny Pat. So again, different. Wow, not a bad route. Not a tough crowd. Oh, Johnny. Oh, boy. Now I see why he does this show by himself with no cause. The similar to the Patrick Michael thing. I don't hear anyone laughing. What's going on? Is this thing on? Check, check.

No, no. No, no. No, no. It's like it's not bad. Rose joke, but you were repeating it. Like you didn't. You weren't sure of yourself with the delivery. And you got just waiting to get in and up to it again by four other people.

But you know, go ahead. We can understand. He don't do any show prep whatsoever. It's never Johnny's fault. He just started tacking people. I like it. He popped this joke set it three times. And then it's like, well, this isn't my fault because you guys signed. Go. He's on us now. I'm just coming to you from a real perspective of someone who, you know, they're in loving place. Yeah. Somebody puts on one of the most, but I am so fucking bored so far. You've done no show prep.

You've done no research. You've done nothing. He said, no free interview. You've done nothing. You're a fucking hack. This show is fucking terrible. You're terrible. This is fucking horrible.

So, Johnny's not lashing out. Wow. There's no way to be a guest time to show. Let's see how they take it We did a pre-cumse you didn't you weren't there so Marijuana happy You know how many clips this fucking maniac above me has Like lined up like do you have on four hours? Because we're gonna be here all fucking night no show prep Jesus Christ. That's all this guy does is fucking

Stack links to the intro. I want to see if you Lewis not happy sticking up for his boy the quad father And letting Johnny Kush know that they do a much more show prep than Johnny Kush These fucking Joe as you put wow you can put up four fucking videos of Joey see what you guys are talented a lot of show prep you guys Maybe you could call Joey see up. Why don't you call Joey see I'm trying to rape his show to kill his wife like your other little buddy there Here pieces a shit Fuck you My other little boy nuclear. I don't believe this man's got sweet. Yeah So I smoked weight now. I'm calling because I'm a dollar coming in hard

Yeah, seriously. It's like coped out buddy. We're all just getting high and doing a show together. We just sit like a joke Seriously, it's like, coped out, buddy, where I'll just get high and do it a show together. We just sit like a joke. It's, we're gonna think of it, Karl, you didn't send me a pre-show interview. I know. I'm so lazy. He's a shit so lazy over here.

I just did nothing. Wow. All right, Johnny, making friends everywhere. Yeah, he really is a star, isn't he? We brought up, so we were playing time Myers recently, and someone brought up that there's an AI-lui-ck doing the Bog Hit transplant joke. So someone sent me a link to that.

This is hilarious. Yeah, I'm in kind of a weird mood myself. I was on my way down here. I stopped at a convenience store. I'm waiting in line to pay, and the guy in front of me puts down a dozen donuts, two big bags of Doritos, one of those cheaper one-gallon bottles

of the generic brand fruit punch, and a nasty rotting banana. He turns to the clerk and says to him, my girlfriend just had an operation, she can only eat certain things. I look at him and I go, yeah right, what did she have? A bong-hit transplant?

I'm kinda still doing it. The audience at Erascha there is just perfect. Very well done. Alright, I know we're going long. This is going to be a very short segment Gakki, yeah, at the end of John show the other day His landlord shows up because I guess they're removing his stove. Maybe they're replacing it or something He's got an issue with the stove He's selling it and my favorite thing with John now is not when he's

Doing his acting and acting like he's all upset and all this kind of stuff. It's seeing the glimpses into the real life Stuttering Johnot. Absolutely. And this is fantastic for that. Again, my boy, John Marlow sent this to me and he actually enhanced the audio so we can hear the landlord at the door talking. Oh, great. Yeah, a little better.

De-earth. Host, who are these podcasts? All right, so let me just point out he's got up on his screen. I did this presentation. I don't know if it was this past July or the year before, I lose track of time. But for the podcast business journal, they had me on this two-day event,

and they had an interview with me about how to make money podcasting or something like that. So, John's reading the description of that. He has that pulled up when someone knocks on his door. D-E-R-HOST, who are these podcasts? Yes, come on in. Yeah, me. You got something here on your front door.

Oh, are they delivering more shit to me? No, no, no, no. Are you going to drown and cut your stuff? Oh, okay. All right, I'm almost done. I'm just about done. Oh, okay. He could come in. Yeah, yeah, he could come in. I don't know. Like, you know, people just order me stuff. Oh, it's empty. Oh, I don't know. Okay

Something else. Yeah, all right. Thanks, Deb. So look, this is Carl. Who are these pockets? Preeming great content will always win. It all started out as an idea. Carl Heberg and a friend launched a podcast that in a fun way mocked other podcasts. When other podcasts has heard what W.A.T. was, they began talking about this show. It was classic word of mouth marketing. You can hear that they're like walking through garbage

and they're going through his place. You can hear the stuff rolling around out of the floor, which is a fantastic show. It was classic word of mouth marketing. Most hosts took the criticism well and some even join the show's best of guess. Doug from who's right being one of them. Absolutely. Others like Stuttering John, formerly the housejunction threatened threatened to sue that just made the show even more popular. Pete, always mining, even in his bio.

Yeah, because you were the one who threatened to sue me. Nobody else did. That's why it's interesting. He's like, oh, once again, they're talking about me. Obsessed. Tell me what the food you are? Today, W-A-T-P has become a full-time job for call, thanks to his Patreon account and other streams of revenue. You hear all about how he did it in our July 20 interview.

And all that interview is going to be is going to be this. I just figured out how to goof on someone who was really famous and make money off of it. Stop what I said. That's all he does. It's all about me, isn't it Carla? Yeah, I know for me. Hey guys, I hope that was easy to get in and out, right?

Yeah. So these guys just removed his telebees, like that was easy, right? Well, a couple guys, we probably lost a couple guys, but it's okay. I bet it was fucking Renaissance or coming to repo was fucking oven. Oh, I could have been, yeah,

it's so you don't own this thing, you know that, right? You stop making payments. I hope that was easy to get in and out, right? No worries, I'm sorry, you know, that I figured you were taking it to why clean the oven, you know? Jesus Christ. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.

This is the best part. Listen, I know it's trashed. I know it's disgusting. You guys were taking it anyway, so what am I gonna do? Clean it up for ya? You could tell he feels self-conscious about this because watch.

All right. And dad, I think it's just that we're taking it like why clean it at this point. Just seeing around it. Yeah, well, they haven't easy answered so now. What? Did she just say or you could have cleaned around it? That's what I heard. I mean, back that up.

I just figured there's no reason to clean the up. She's like, yeah, well, you could have cleaned around it. And dad, you know, I think it's just that would take you to like why clean it at this point. So, you're around this. Yeah, well, they haven't easy answered so now. That's a shitty apartment. It's a tiny little apartment. So yeah, I hope they've get it. Yeah, you can just use the oven as a bulldozer. That's double move.

They didn't get lost in there, that's nice. Wow, he's amazing. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh. Ah, all right, everybody. I want to thank Vince Deloia for coming on the show. Okay. I got the great people from Home Depot here.

Say hi, guys. There we go. I got a whole fucker on the whole damn wall. I don't know if he's giving a shout out to Home Depot. Did we go He's giving a shout out the whole deep Thanks for the plug We go way back look at his bony arm you want to fight everyone Did we go I got my wonderful landlord

What do you always hear millionaires say, my wonderful, head more dumbest. And I want to thank Vince Deloia for coming on. Yeah, he said that already. All right. So again, I want to point out another thing that happened this week that shows what's really going on in John's life and it is shitty apartment in canoga so He does the sleep stream again

He did this last time he bragged all about how he made 40 bucks in 20 minutes while he was pretending to sleep So this is the way that it starts John's eyes are wide open looking to make sure that the thing has started Like he's just staring at it and then, oh, I'm sleeping. Pretty good stop chat. Fooled me. I bet you really sleep thing. But this is the best part. So at a certain point, he's got his guitar on his lap and he decides he's got to move his guitar. I enhance the audio a little bit here. I'm not going to lie. Listen to how many bottles and cans he knocks over. What he's moving is good. I'm not gonna lie.

Listen to how many bottles and cans he knocks over. What he's moving is good. I'm not gonna lie. Listen to how many bottles and cans he knocks over. What he's moving is good. I'm not gonna lie. Listen to how many bottles and cans he knocks over. What he's moving is good.

Listen to how many bottles and cans he knocks over. Listen to how many bottles and cans he knocks over. What he's moving is good. What he's moving is good. What he's moving is good. What he's moving is good. What he's moving is good. What he's moving is good. What he's moving is good. What he's moving is good. What he's moving is good. What he's moving is good. imagine what that place looks like. People write to him all the time in super chats.

They go, hey, John, we want to see how millionaires live. Successful millionaires live. Can you just turn the camera around? He's like, no, you guys don't want to see that. No. Did you ever see that walk through of screeches apartment after he died? No.

I promise you it looks just like this. I got to look that up. That's interesting. All right, yes, please write that down. John's mad at me right now. He sent me an email. I believe it was John this time. I've gotten fake John emails before.

I think it was the real one. But he emailed me last night. He's been tweeting out photos of my family for some reason. He tweeted out a photo of my nephew's wedding or something. So, this is the email. I mean, seriously, man, I don't go low. But if you continue, I know more about your family than you would like me to know. Stick to goofing on me.

And he even put out this tweet where it says, dude, do you have any idea of the intel I have on you? Now, of course, I'm blocked. So I can't see these tweets. And he's, he's, he's writing to me specifically. And I can't see it. So I said, John, unblock me. And also, if you have intel, then just get it out there. I don't know what you're talking about.

I don't know. He thinks that anything, any information he has about my family, I'm going to be like, oh, no. God forbid he's been, he's been thrown out names of my simple eggs and shit out of the show is if that's gonna scare me off or something. So I wrote back to John and I said, I sent him the link to our video of us critiquing the wedding speeches.

And I said, watch this, we do not goof on your kids. We do not goof on your family. Watch it. I think you're getting bad information from people telling you I'm fucking with your family and shit is just not the case at all. Obviously I haven't heard back. But I do want to remind people,

we've put this on the show before, that John is not a fan of the new stepfather Aaron. He was on Alonzo Bowden show, didn't realize the show. It started. This is the cold open to the Alonzo Bowden show. I love it already. How you doing Aaron? I don't hate that name. That's my that's my ex wife's new husband's name. You should be happy then. It's over your alimony. You should love

Aaron. The hell is wrong. It should be your favorite name. He's a dick. That's okay. You're a problem. No, it's not. It's not. Wow, when he doesn't know the Mike son, it turns out that John's quite jealous of Aaron and thinks he's a dick. His children love him. Still don't think he's amazing. That's why he's a dick. I know. I think you're

right about that. All right, one more quick clip out here. And this is just because my boy, Dr. Steve sent me this note he goes, this would be a fun thing to play on the show. It's a good drop for us because I don't know if John knows the Sadamie's name. So Sadamie is this super chatter who has the photo from the hot Japanese girl from Chrotic It too. And it's a guy. I just want to throw this out there. The real person who keeps messaging people

and he's sending these tweets at them and superchance is a guy. But John has fallen for this and thinks because he gets deabs from her. Quite a glow. We've seen that when he's showing his screenshots and stuff. So this is how to be decided to leave the dabble verse. Quarticle, we've seen that when he's shown a screenshot of stuff. So this is Saudi Arabia's time to leave the dabble verse.

He, she is no longer going to be messaging. Monitoring Jay. Sad to see this. Saddle me, happy makes has left the dabble lips. An excellent account and a generous tunneling John Superchetta. Thank you for your service, Mrs. Me. Ah. Oh. Sad me.

I miss you. Sad me. Sad me. The very beautiful Sad Me. Ha, ha, ha. Ah. A lot of people speculating that monitoring J. is Vince.

I do not think that is true. It is. That's why I for you, Jenny. I love that son of me. Does he know what he's saying? I don't know. It's hard to tell. So dies.

But I will get that drop. We'll get that drop right next to this one. I love a parade. A-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da- Express. He says, tell Doug the doe bear on who's right for me to stop vaping into the fucking Mike. Happy holidays. I have not vaped into the fucking Mike for well over two years. So go fuck yourself. And you didn't even send me a fucking pre show interview. You should give me a heads up on that. That's my fault. I'm an asshole. All right. Let's, uh, let's poke a dab or are you ready to play a game with us, Doug? Absolutely. Let's do it.

The great card of electric. It's time for one thing. Oh shit. I should mention before I play this card if, uh, was in the discord as we were complaining about him helping out. Ray and he says, retraction, Carl, I'm helping Ray remove the strike. He he claims he did not help Ray with the strike. He's helping him remove the strike. I hope that's true. Cardiff, I believe that's true. Cardiff is a stand-up spud. Jason's are Saddamie's picks some actress. I always thought they were just AI. Do it. AI was that good. Getting me. It's time for everyone's favorite game show. Topoke, a dapler. Are you ready to play? Topoke, a dapler. I think Kevin Brennan is really twisted in his head.

I think he's a psychological mess that he probably too stubborn to go to a therapist. So he's fucking, he just loves to be angry. So this says this was less than a month before his return to MLC on December 4th, 2023. Okay. I love this already. I think Lady Kay is a fucking asshole. Luzza, jealous, envious, dickhead, dweeb.

He wrote a greeb. So where have I fucks wait? Fat fuck Phil is the loser that he is, that really should not be giving anybody advice on anything because he's a fat fucking mess who should watch his fucking carbs and calories instead of watching all these shows because that fat fuckers probably gonna die of a heart attack if he doesn't fucking take care of himself.

Who else, Starer Mountain? Who else? KC is dead to me. What he did with Amory, the orchestration of trying to get it a fucking trash me was ridiculous. KC is dead to me. And that's a fact. He fucked that one up. I ain't going on his show. I'm not going on Brandon's show. I won't go on there. I don't care how much fucking money you obviously. I mean, there it is. Back on the show. You're not going to get the goat on Kevin Brennan, who houses, loses like Ray DeVito, Stevie Lew, Pat, nobody knows Dixon and fatty

patty. He's going to pay Dixon, that's surprising. Also, Ray DeVito is now on John's show every week. So that's got a funny tail on it. I'm not going on this show. All he has is losers and he's got his anarchist producer, Adam Fuckin-king Henneker, who loves to stick his nose up Kevin Brandon Zayes. I don't like any of them. I mean Adam, I don't dislike. Adam's like harmless. But hey, he's like-

What did John say Adam Henneker is like? Here are your choices. Number one, Tweety Bird, B, Baba Buie. Next, Guggles, Curples. Number four, the Doe Tard. And lastly, C3PO. see three PO. A dapler. All right. I will go first. I haven't seen this. I think it's Bob a buoy would make a lot of things talking about brown nosing. He's a producer. What do you think Doug? I'm going to go with next. No, you like a Gervals. I just I believe John probably fucked up saying whatever he was going to say. Yeah. And then Cardiff mimicked him. Okay.

Very possible. What do you think? I got B. Bob a booey. Bob a booey. All right. Let's see. Losers like great de Vito, Stevie Lou, Pat, nobody knows Dixon and Faddy Patey.

I'm not going on his show, all he has is losers and he's got his ass kitchen producer, Adam Falken Henneka who loves to stick his nose up Kevin Brandon's ass. I don't like any of them. I mean Adam, I don't dislike. Adam's like harmless, but hey, he's like gerbils. If you want to hit them, I'm like, damn right. Wow. Like gerbils. Very well done. Nice. I think this is the first time I've ever won a contest on this show. I think that's true. Yeah, you're usually terrible at this. Congratulations.

You are. Thanks. You're responsible. Yeah, he writes harmless. For his actions. Scola. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the Harmlessness Joseph Gerbos To poke a dab really harmless Subreddit surfing live Saturday March the 9th Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com.

Sit Eugene sit. Good dog. Good stuff right there. It really is a moron. You got a little bit. All right. What have we done today guys? We've done it. Oh, 69 whiskey. We started with that was three days ago, I think

Swipe fat was another one that we we looked at I think we'll probably come back to that one again The man pad manny and patty patty lost free water that's gone That's a bummer. I hope you figure that out. Don't start another YouTube channel. So enough YouTube channels out of you. Will Heron had a great story, local news stories about Kevin Brennan and Suddory John for some reason. Jens U-Mock got a strike. Doesn't like being sniped. Freak it out. Johnny Kush, Freak it out Johnny Kush, Socks it Rose Tingle, Baker, Stuttering John Tox to his last Horde, it's cool that I didn't

clean anything right I knew you were coming over, it's cool that I kept it all in mess. You can keep that Greece. You know what that means? My retirement crease. You know what that means? Time for a super burn the show.

The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. The team. We got another midweek show coming up as the next Whtp and of course that means competition time, Lucy type box, Andy Q public and myself each bring in a podcast from a category and try to find the worst podcasts in that category. And the category is hobbies. Mm.

Contestants put down how much you willing to wager. We'll be back after this. Hobbies is what we'll be looking at for. I think there's endless possibilities here as far as podcasts go with hobbies. Doug, I want to thank you so much. You've been a trooper. We're two and a half hours into the show. And I had a good time. Thank you guys for having me. You killed it as always. I always love having you on.

And I'm very sorry that you lost your job, but I do appreciate it. You get to come on WTP more often. So that's old news, man. That's a perk. Yes. That's like, that's one of the good things about it. People should check out who's right. And I believe it's who's rightpodcast.com. Am I right about that? It is. I've got a couple I'll throw out there. So one of the things I started to do with all this free time is I created

a subscription box service. Okay. You know, like with all the printing and woodworking and all the other shit that I'm into. Yeah. It's actually going pretty good. And I'm having fun with it. Nice.

It's patreon.com slash Doug makes shit. All right. I'll put that link in the show notes. I appreciate it. And then Anthony and I started a freeze-dried candy company. That is going really well. Nice. Arizona Bay Candy dot com.

And I got to reach out to you because we need some more merch before our Show in clear water or Largo. I should say What was it hatred.com slash Doug makes shit. Yeah, okay. I got it. Thank you very much I don't I don't have anybody that knows marketing in my life, so Well, Doug thank you so much for coming on. I know it's a treat to have you on the program. Please. Thank you, sir. Join us again next time.

It might be the episode we find out what's up for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, every pony. Party in the muskets of morning radio. And now the show is called right now. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job. Internet news. The Lucy Thai box. Good job everybody.

Some kind love pours in from Patreon. Deluxe kicks us off. Kindies best show by far. Less bitter kindie is comical. Christopher Martin, Carl, you need to make kindie a co-host or third mic. She is fucking hysterical. Dash agrees, I'd really like to see a W-A-T-P sponsor documentary about trolls, narrated by Kendi. That bit was gold. Satan finally has something to say? Fuck Gary from San Diego. Fuck that baguette. Rock and roll on my cock and roll on. Brian Vavaro checks in. It's a close race between tight box and hamburger, but Carly just barely edges her out because he made us look at the big group

of ugly homos making that shit show. Also, if John's ring is a class ring, the J might stand for Jostons, the one company that makes class rings, longtime Simpsons fans should know that. Howard Crane, OMG, I literally demanded this rematch under the Facebook post, my dream came true. LC Braco Pines, it's so hard to choose which of the dramas is the best i.e. the the rightest example of the worst. They all bring something really terrible to the table. Herb Beda patched in choirs. Did John Zed also buy his diploma for him?

Calvin Richards is concerned. Carl, do you ever regret uttering the words? It's more fun than it sounds. They seem to have really left a mark on our hero. Herb Garcia shares, wow I thought I was a loser. After listening to SJ, I feel way better about my life. Lawrence Lansley-Odie, coming after Jenny Jingles like that, again? Quit fucking around Carl, bury his ass. Lord knows you only have a limited amount of time before he does it himself. And from YouTube, Pien Weenersdien speaks for many. I love it when Tom blatantly exposes the fact that he's never had sex before in his

life. Troling YouTube for, Tom is either the funniest troll ever or the saddest human ever. Only he knows. Mike Wipke makes a strong point. If Tom is a comedian, I guess we are all comedians. North Jersey, Javeri with a stronger point. At least comedians like Stuttjo and Zumaak get unintentional laughs for being bumbling buffoons.

Tom Myers is just painfully, awkwardly unfunny in every way. Jackpots after dark needs to know, okay Carl, you have to take your wife out to a comedy show, and you can only choose between Tom Myers or Stuttjo. Who do you choose, and why can only choose between Tom Myers or Stuttjo. Who do you choose? And why? From Reddit, totally unprecedented rights? I needed this reactor-grade plutonium cringe in my life. It's what makes WATP great. Not the regular lo-kows. Few understand this. Leonard Small's 7-9, totally agree. It was a nice change of pace. This episode was hilarious. The guy that Lucy brought on was legit so bad it's funny. I love when she goes, I kind of liked him by the end.

Carl had some very well timed sound drops throughout too. It was approaching Fred Norris level skill. Everyone was on point. It took me some adjusting, but this Wednesday format and stupid Lucy definitely grew on me. Percy is a WC with some finger wagging. You guys should be ashamed of yourselves. Andy dropped gold with that fist of the Faggye line, and you all gave him nothing. And from Discord, Vinny of the Creep-Off plays us out with a message to Carl. I wish your father well too, but your mother can go to hell.

Yeah, I would do that. Vinny, we have different reasons for thinking that my mom heckled Vinny during his standup set in Nashville and then in Philadelphia My mom had to tell dick Masterson stories about my teddy bear when I was a kid My mom can really go fuck herself For those two reasons right there Did Lucy do an impression of Lucy just now? Yeah Okay, she's got range. Yeah.

Very present. She almost pulled it off too. Yeah. All right. Let's get into some voice mails real quick. So Deluxe on the left coast is one of the guys in the running for this contest. We have coming up to win a date with Lucy tight box. And he's taken it seriously.

Good. Charles D. Hawks on the left coast. Hey man, I missed your call. Sorry. Get back to you. Yeah. I was up there fighting the sharks back again. One of the exact them up. Swim out there. Two left. Stick them right as he opens his jaw. Wam. Hit him with the right. He swims off his friend. Looking right at me. He swims up. Looking at me like, Joe like yo I'm gonna rip your arm off and he did exactly that holy shit. He ripped my arm right off Swam away with it. I passed out ended up in the hospital. I'm down in arm But hey, you want to impress a Howdy like or pop it like Lucy?

You take a chance. So sounds like I need some sharp practice. All right. D-Logs beat up all the sharks for Lucy type box. Well done. Oh, we got an update from D-Logs after that. It sounded pretty bad, right? Hey, Carl, D. Just after just left the room, my arm's actually going to grow back. So I'm just going to go off the room my arms actually gonna grow back

So that's all off my arm will grow back. Thank God. That's good to hear all right So when we do see D. Luxigan, he will have two arms, I think All right, good I'm sure the story's true, but that's good news It's buttering, John I mean, are you having any had enough? My God, I get you guys are making all this money off of this fucking retard, but really? The cold carlo in the sopranos when they found out Vito was a fag, he's got to go.

Somebody at least just slug him in the mouth once. Have the balls to shut this clown up he's fucking annoying. I'm with you sir. I'm with you. We we had about six segments today before we talked about the center agent. I'm working on it. Doing the best I can. Doug, you're not keeping up on WTP because you don't have the wrong commutes anymore. Right. This last episode we did, we were seeing the audio drama podcasts. The ones were the it's acting out, it's fully working stuff. People love those. Oh, this is, ha ha ha, these podcasts are so bad. Ha ha ha ha. This was the first episode in

probably four years of listening to you, where I was a pamphlet through Lucie Tybox and I was about to jump to Cringer the Week. I didn't give a shit about Andy, I was gonna vote for Andy, good fuck it. This is the worst goddamn fucking podcast you've ever found, ever, ever, ever, ever. Go fuck yourself. I will say the podcast that I found which was just two gay guys living voicemails for each other. Over a hundred episodes of this. Two gay guys who are magical, leave voicemails for each other. My video out of there, Adam Thoreau, I go,

don't make a video Go ahead, what do you consider the worst podcast you've ever reviewed and what makes it that the stuttering John podcast Honestly, I was asked this question my first time that I was on Anthony Kumia and The answer at that time which might still be true is Pickup line podcast Best pickup lines. I think it was called something like that and it was a show There's only one episode of her. It's now been wiped from the internet. You can't find it But the production was bad the co-host had no chemistry whatsoever. The one guy showed up, they're like, all right, so what kind of pickup lines did you bring? I didn't pick up any pickup lines.

Oh, that was kind of the assignment we're going to talk about. Pick up lines. He's like, I didn't do that. I just see like they didn't want to be there. There's like just the worst podcast. There's only one episode. Believe it. But but Sudden Johnson's pretty bad too. I don't know. Yeah, because I think to answer that, it has to do with the number of violations that are within. But also if there's stature or a former fame or whatever, especially if you were a broadcaster. Yes. former fame or whatever. Especially if you were a broadcaster. Yes. If you worked on saying the Howard Stead, just for example, if you maybe should know better.

That might be so that fact is. So that's a lot of it should. Zero zero right now in the Steelers Ravens game, but it looks like the Steelers are driving. driving. Hi babe I just really fucking pissed drunk right now and I'm just saying it's my last year now I'm gonna come over and fuck your heart babe you're got a sweet ash boy time to show juicy today. You can't wait for that shit. Gonna hook it up your dump.

Don't call me. Don't call me back. I'll be there already. Need deep in the sticks. Yeah. Well, some people enjoyed that show apparently. That's basically what we're going gonna listen to on this previous episode That sounds horrible

The worst podcast you've ever you've ever done you know what I think about I didn't want to sound biased But maybe that isn't the work show ever All right, this is guy calls out Gary's latest bit that he's been trying Hey Gary from sit. I Gary from the great Garfield. And the questions are name a hag, name a drag, and name a... Those are questions you don't. Those are commands. There is no question mark in there anywhere.

This big stinks. You will for brimley bull truck fuck also uh the last episode about the the audio drama podcast and you realize we really need to start rounding up all the theater kids and just like throwing them to active volcanoes anyway uh rock and roller coaster Darryl Smith so was that joy the uh Gary calls, but that's not going to stop Gary and Judy. Hello, everybody. Tonight I am so pleased to introduce the great Gardini dog med neificent.

So Mr. Gardini, that might be a present. Do you have questions? No, you've got answers for me first. Yes. I'm going to give you the answers. The answer is, will Helm the Second, Henry Kissinger, and Stuttering John Melendo. Okay. Now I have to ask, great guardini, that might be evident. Do you have that sealed envelope with a list of those questions for us tonight? Yes, I'm going to open the envelope. I'm opening the envelope. And before I give out the questions, I'm going to ask Carl and again to see if they could

guess the three questions. I can. One, two, three. No, no, no. What do you got? No, I'm not. Number one. I did I can one I don't know what he got no number one name a Kaiser Number two neighborhood presidential advisor number three name a world class miser. Oh no This has been a hitman Dan production a division of Warner Brothers rock and roll up

I gotta say after I've listened to the guy calling out as I guess is Certain aware on me too I know I gotta be out of to the up. There's gonna be someone's cringe of the week somewhere I lied about not having a hard out. Yeah, it turns out it's right now Hold on it gets better. This is coming in from our only gay half black listener who doesn't want to be referred to as any more. But it's really the main distinguishing thing.

Carl, it's tuned the formally gay half black guy. Anyway, so. So, listening to Wednesday's episode, that lock, love, podcast, shit, you picked for the drama, which I was impressed because usually I'm always leaning towards Andy because he always finds a weird shit or Lucy because this is the charm to her fix, but you're really not going not the part of this one. The moment you said it was it was gay i was like okay and i was like oh god it's gonna be australia gay

because australia is the worst i don't know why they're just they are they're just the worst and it was. It it didn't with you through the magic card in i felt felt myself cringe so hard. I thought I became straight. I was like, I This shit was this shit was rough Yeah, it was it was a very very good pick for all three of you. I gotta give you guys you all all three of those were pretty amazing Yep, don't call me back. Bye. Bye. All right. Let's get back to your boyfriend over there Thank you for your call. I appreciate it. All right, man, let's get back to your boyfriend over there. Thank you for your call. I appreciate it.

Cal photographer is calling in now. He's another one who's up for winning a date with Lucy Typebox, and he's got a reason why he should be considered. Hey, Lucy, it's the Cal photographer. Just wanting you to know that you don't have to think about what size heels to wear when you're out with me because I'm over six foot tall. That's right. So wear whatever pretty shoes you want, honey. All right. Well, you got a guy who's over six feet. Another guy who beats up sharks. It's going to be an interesting competition. It would ever be P.G.'s thing is, well, Ben Britt is guy makes those amazing jackalatters that we all enjoy now Maybe she'll get a toki jackalatter for time a

Carl camp from Alberta a long-time listener a few time caller just listening to the total drama podcast episode the redo and and You know just listening to some of your voice mail callers the one guy in particular giving andy q public shithead for his nasally voice i mean and this isn't just with this one caller this is the majority of your callers sound like they're sitting in a garage with

uh... fucking car running and they're almost dead or there's they sound like they rolled out of bed and they're just mumble mouths and you know any cute public you your boys will measly like what what have you listened to your fucking self like Gary from San Diego might be a little annoying but at least you can hear him at least there's some spunk to his the the meaner, these guys trying to give fucking anti-Q public of all people shiver his voice and they put a gun like they go through head on their desk with their arm on their mouth. Like shut the fuck off ass wife and suck my cock. Yes. Don't call me back. Bye.

Shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock. Very, very good reference on there. We're a bit long, but we'll wow it this time. Yeah, I'm like nine minutes into the fucking audio drama part two episode. This y'all fuck it up the first time. Anyway, yeah, nine minutes. I was already having a shitty day. I thought, you know, my podcast friends would cheer me up a little bit.

No, Carl, you're fucking sure you picked. Makes me want to kill myself even harder than I already did. So thanks, love you, bye. Thank you for not killing yourself. We do appreciate that. One more, voicemail. Hey Carl, a long time listener, first time asshole. So, stuttering John, you know, he says don't go after other people's kids or some shit like that Then he turns around and says he loves your father. He's a great man and everything Does he not realize that you are your father's kid? Good point. That's how that works. Does he not know that? Why is he going after you then?

That's how that works. Does he not know that? Why is he going after you then? All right, fuck you. Yeah, no, that's a good point. We're all adults here at this point. Even John's youngest is now an adult. So thank you for bringing that to our attention. I want to just point out that the stupid stealers score to touchdown.

There are seven nothing. And we're rooting for the race. Starting to piss me off. We're rooting for the race today, right me off. We're over the rapids today, right Doug? Will you please end this? Doctor who's right everybody? Thanks for hanging out with us. It's funny good to see you Make sure to follow us on Instagram at tgoc.podcast. Bye Bye Make sure to follow us on Instagram at tgic.podcast. Bye! Bye!

Go fuck yourselves! Have a good week. I watched it Carly. Oh, my mom. Boom. That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay, folks.

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