Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep482 - Hobbies Podcasts

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Starting point is 00:00:35 Slapperoonie. It's show time. W-A-T-P-W-A-T-P. Hello, welcome to the Cousin Rouge. Welcome to another episode of Roku's podcast. The only show hosted by a jealous failure. Wait, what? I'm your host, Kara, with me today. She's an internet tube and a diverse noine from once over with Kaylee, it's Lucy tight box.

Starting point is 00:01:07 Hello. Hello, Lucy. Hi, yeah. Also with us, the man that I did not allow to call and sec from the All-Gopology Studios, it's Trucker Andy, AKA AndyCubeHolik. What's happening, Andy? Let's talk shit.

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Starting point is 00:01:48 we have a crossover event next Thursday. We'll be recording that. It'll be out Friday, but you can watch it live if you're on our YouTube, Patreon, or supercast. Also, we have to schedule easy for you to say the fine stuff. I know. Listen, I'm not saying that you're the one holding us back.

Starting point is 00:02:06 I am. I'm still. I need to get a schedule. I know we're all very excited about it. Great. You guys just, you don't want to end. I don't don't. I don't, but I also want to get all the right people involved.

Starting point is 00:02:16 Yes, I got some ideas. We'll talk later. No, I know your notes. No, Andy. I'm with you. I'm with you on that. It's not far. It's enough. But the big I'm with you on that. To not far.

Starting point is 00:02:29 But the big news is tickets are on sale. W ATP live dot com go to our website. There's a link right on the homepage of our website. And you could purchase your tickets. It's March 22nd in Largo, Florida, which is the clearwater area also near Tampa. Wow, you can fly into Tampa, flying to clear water or drive into Largo and come to the show March 22nd with Revenge of the Sys. All the guys are going to be there. All the gals are going to be there. Lucy and Jenny, we have Cardiff's going to be there. Tuky's going to be there. It's very exciting. More announcements to come on that. But get your tickets. It is a signed seedings. You purchase your receipts. And I have to say this. I'm going to try to make sure

Starting point is 00:03:09 subscribe to better on the website. Meet and greet a separate from the show. If you buy meat and great, that doesn't get you into the show itself or the buffet or the buffet. That's also not that that's like a few things. Mark two things you can buy and take it and a meet and greet. Get them both. While they're still available. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us a five star view on Apple podcasts or review podcasts of the Chinawar's in the comments section. Today, we'll be competing for the worst podcasts in the hobbies category. We have each brought a different show and you, the listener, will be able to vote on which

Starting point is 00:03:42 one was the worst before we get into it. Let's talk about last week's results. We had the worst audio drama podcast coming in its second place with 29% of the votes. That would be yours truly. Truly. M M M M Burger 9 Burger Big W Oh. I was on Tookie soup this morning. And having a lot of hope. I do drops that I got from the jiggles to fight.

Starting point is 00:04:14 Where I'm giving you listen to this one. Yeah. Play play play producer Chris Mike and PC W Oh nice. Well, I thought those were obnoxious. Right up till now. Yeah, pretty cool. Nice. Well, I thought those were obnoxious right up till now. Let's not forget about our boy David Chandler.

Starting point is 00:04:30 Dave, Dave, Dave, David Chandler. I'm not over at DCW. She was fun. That was fun with that. So I took second place. So now it's between. I get a drum roll. Do you have a drum roll on the board? We do. All right right this is between Lucy with Inspector and Andy with the flame coming in at 51% of the boat Lucy tight box everybody ready yet again ready at this game Lucy wow I'm shaking a little man you guys did so amazing I really did not expect Lucy Wow You guys did so amazing I really did not expect to win thank you guys. I love Lucy was a nice touch right? Thank you. I appreciate that

Starting point is 00:05:15 Andy, what did you bring to the show today that I wasn't expecting yeah, what'd you do? Stayed home you're welcome Thank you. I do appreciate that. All right. Lucy, that means you're going to be up first. Okay. And you're going to present what you thought was the worst podcast you can find in the hobbies category. And ring the bell. All right. So I think I know what a hobby is. So I don't think I'm going to have the same debacle that we had a couple of weeks ago. Who knows though? Today, we're gonna be looking at Jill from My Heart is in Vermont.

Starting point is 00:05:49 Okay. And she is so entwined in her hobby that she is going to start out the episode that we're checking out by showing off her hobby instead of describing what it is to us. So we will check out clip one and I would like you to figure out what her hobby is. So we will check out clip one and I would like you to figure out what her hobby is. There's a baby in a nursery. It's as well. At a failure. Oh.

Starting point is 00:06:14 So there's a crib with a box in it. The box in the crib. I know what it is. Male order babies. Yes. No, it's coming the back. It's right. Amazon is everything now. Male order babies. Yes. No, it's coming the back. It's right. Amazon is everything now.

Starting point is 00:06:28 It's amazing. Yes. The white babies are on back order. You'll notice. That's why I need it now. All right. So we definitely, it's a little hard to tell what the hobby is just on this intro, right?

Starting point is 00:06:43 So let's check out Clip2 and see if we can clear up what exactly her hobby is. Hey guys, welcome back to my channel. My name is Jill. I am a reborn artist and the collector. And in today's video, I am so excited because I have a box opening from Jack Willen Kramer. Heee!

Starting point is 00:07:01 Okay, so you might still be a little bit confused. Yeah. I hate her. Yes. She says she be a little bit confused. Yeah, I hate her. Yes. She says she was a reborn? Yes. So that sounds bad. I don't know what that is, but it sounds bad.

Starting point is 00:07:12 Uh-huh. So Jill loves reborn dolls. Okay. So Jill's hobby is reborn dolls. Are those dolls that have found Jesus? What does that mean? You know, you would think so, but I'm pretty confident that it is not. They are hyper realistic fake babies.

Starting point is 00:07:28 Do you fuck them? What do you do with these things? You, um, you roleplay with them. So you, I was right. Yeah. Dan Harman, but you said Harman.

Starting point is 00:07:39 So you simulate real life with a baby. So collectors and hobbyists, they pretend like this. So you're normal. Father of the year over here. I'm pretty surprised everyone. I'm sorry, please continue to see. All right. So before I get into Jill and before we actually check out Jill's podcast, because this hobby, because the reborn Dallas hobby is so entwined in its community. It is a community is like absolutely insane.

Starting point is 00:08:07 The Dallas sell for 500 to $2,000. They do all sorts of role play with them. They take them out for walks. They dress them up. They bottle feed them. So I wanted to show you a little bit about the hobby in general before we get into Jill. One of the things that they like to do is they like to bring their babies out into the world with them, which is super weird.

Starting point is 00:08:32 Super normal behavior. Yeah, you know, and then when people are like, oh, let me see her baby, they get all excited about it. But probably the weirdest thing that I discovered was the diaper blowout roleplay, which is unfortunately what it sounds like. Oh, you have to pretend to be disgusted by this or really disgusted by this. Get a shit to the diapers, I bet. I don't know what's in these diapers, but we are going to watch a clip of a compilation of some diaper roleplay, diaper blowout roleplay in

Starting point is 00:09:06 clip 19. Right. And today's rapone video. That looks like peanut butter. That looks like a lot of peanut butter. I was not ready for that. Wow. Yeah. That was up. That's all over the fan. I'm gonna tell every thing Ethiopian Ethiopian pumpkin pie fillings. Okay sweet potatoes. Yeah There's a UTI though for sure. No, no chicken ways wait for it that I had last night In today's repone video sweet Speak, diaper blow out. Oh, it is a number two. Oh my God, that one's for you. That one's for you.

Starting point is 00:09:47 Oh, that is for you. Oh, that one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you.

Starting point is 00:09:55 That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you.

Starting point is 00:10:03 That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. That one's for you. If she takes part of potty training The babies are fighting with their poopy diaper That's gonna be what's that are you jazzed for is like It's covered in shit Yeah, there was not hemorrhoid blowout role play That's gross Yeah, so I just wanted to kind of give you a little bit of a background of the hobby That's how weird these weirdos are.

Starting point is 00:10:25 Going for the win, I get it. They're very, very weird people. It's very tri-hardy. The question though is, why is Jill the worst of these podcasts? I would like to point out Jill has about 100,000 followers on YouTube. Wow. Compared to a lot of the other members of the community who have 2 million followers. Jesus. on YouTube.

Starting point is 00:10:50 Now, a lot of what the community does is make TikToks because you can imagine that you might as a voyeur be interested in what the fuck these idiots are doing for 30 seconds, but not the YouTube videos. So it's shocking to me that they have this many followers on YouTube. Wow. So when I think it jerks is was not a good decision on my part. It seemed like I thought at the time I was a little blow up. Yeah, 22,000. I mean, it's gonna blow out. You know, all right. So what makes Jill the worst for starters, she is annoying. We already got to see a little bit of that. But we are going to check out a little bit more about what makes her so annoying. So her hobby is largely making these dolls. So she is an artist, she paints them to make them look realistic.

Starting point is 00:11:28 But in this particular video, we are going to get to see her adapting a baby into her collection, which is the terminology that she uses. So we'll check out clip three. Now as some of you guys know, I only have one baby in my collection right now, and that is... I'm sorry, that's not a collection. I have a collection of electric bass guitars I have wanted. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:11:51 That was idiot. Because she said that by saying she was a collector. All right, sorry. She thinks she is. Collection right now. And that is prototype real born Martin by Jacqueline Cramer, who I have lovingly named Clementine. Loveingly. Alright, so now she's going to explain to us that she is getting a new reborn doll into

Starting point is 00:12:14 her collection. She is adopting this extra special baby because it will be a sibling to her existing doll Clementine. She's the one for this one to grow up a little bit, I think. Bad news. No, I don't think so. It might shit its pants, we don't know. So she has to store her collection somewhere because it's a gigantic collection.

Starting point is 00:12:36 So where is she going to do that? So she created a little nursery space, which we've already seen a little bit of in her bed. I got a question for you. What does her husband think about that? That's a great question. Let's find out in clip 6. This is my husband side of the bed in our bedroom. He's such a trooper. He doesn't care at all and I just think that's so sweet of him. But yeah, I What? No, I was being serious. He cares. He fucking cares is a husband. There's a husband. She's lying Okay, she's making that up to bull shit. Yeah, she's

Starting point is 00:13:15 My husband and he cost a fortune He's probably he probably is like has a broke dick and can't give her a baby. So he has to put up with this shit because he's just like, this is the best we can do. Because you're a wife to a general loser. So now he's going to trip over a fucking bassinet when he gets up to pee. Yeah, he has no backbone. That's for sure. And it's interesting that you brought up that,

Starting point is 00:13:48 you know, he probably can't give her any kids. Maybe we should check out, we're gonna, we're gonna jump ahead a little bit here. And we are going to check out clip 18 where she is going to be looking at some of the clothing that comes with her new baby. No, got it. This is a cat and jack romper with little raccoons on it.

Starting point is 00:14:07 Sorry if you can hear my kids in the background. They're like right outside my bedroom door. Get the fuck out. They can't be quiet for the life of them, so. Pay attention to that! Go try and spam up and clothing! the fuck I've never seen you so I was not expecting that at all. I thought you was piping that maybe she is piping that sound them no Lucy You buried the lead here. I would like to point out that all of the women who participate in this hobby

Starting point is 00:14:38 I think you can all guess that this is a woman's hobby. Yeah, okay all of the women who participate in this hobby have kids That they are neglecting that they fucking hate that they are replacing with these baby ducks. How often do the real kids go in and just punch the fake bees? That's Twitter. Oh back. It's like Mark. You got it. Fuck it inheritance it into bitch. I'm having a club at time. Yeah, the kids are clearly, so like I watched a lot of clips from a lot of different real born,

Starting point is 00:15:12 reborn doll people and all of them, the kids, you can like hear them in the background being like pay attention to me. Yeah. Yeah, it's really, really depressing, extremely depressing. All right. So she already has this baby girl Clementine. She has her beloved doll and now she's going to be doing this box opening

Starting point is 00:15:29 where she has a new baby in it and she's going to get some goodies in the package, including some baby clothes, which are going to reveal quite a bit about the baby. So let's check out clip seven. He really want to wait to the last second, but thought we were gonna go. I sure do. Free time. And here we go. Seven. I told you I was hopping around this week. I know, but you can say that never see that. So as you can tell, this baby has come to me as a boy.

Starting point is 00:15:58 I don't know if I am going to keep it as a boy. Oh boy. I might. Not sure yet. So she's gonna have a trans doll. Yes. Maybe. Well, let the doll decide. I mean, he just made the audience here. Let's have the doll decide on this one. Right. The parent should. Yeah. Who might I say? Right. So I mean, she. So she is probably going to decide in clip eight. We are going to hear her decide all about I mean why pay for the cock and balls if you're not going to use that right it'd be cheaper. I could save them I keep saying she you guys because I Think I want to name her Poppy

Starting point is 00:16:50 I just picture Clementine and Poppy together the two little sisters, you know what I mean. Why did she order a boy if she wanted the girl? What's what is this? I think they're gender neutral and you just decide. Okay, I was wondering if there's a other mental disorder at the top of the mental disorder she already has. That's possible. Okay, quite was wondering if there's other mental disorders atop of the mental disorders. She already has good point. That's possible. Okay. She's quite possible. So she wants to spiff poppy up.

Starting point is 00:17:10 She's patching giving someone a referral for this woman like, um, yeah, Dr. Underwood is probably the person you want to go see the doctor. The doctor was, yeah, thanks a lot for that fucking trade, Rick. Appreciate that. I really want to talk to her once a week. She's not even the biggest of the train racks. Okay, well, soldier on. She's crazy. So she wants to spiff poppy up. You can see her in this last clip that we were looking at. She was brushing poppy's hair with a paint brush to make it look smoother. In clip nine, we are going to see some other ways that she's going to make Poppy look her best.

Starting point is 00:17:45 You guys, she's so cute. Pick up a baby. I'm so happy with this baby. I can't wait to put a like brand new diaper on her brand new diaper. Did she shit herself and fucking friends it? No, she was. It looked good. Is that the face that she's always making?

Starting point is 00:18:02 Yes. They're dolls. They're it's. it's really bad. She chose a crying baby doll for some reason. Yeah, we'll never understand. 100,000 followers. Yeah, 100,000. And a successful artist in this community as well.

Starting point is 00:18:19 So we know that she's annoying. We know that she has an absolutely absurd hobby. But there is another reason that she sucks, which is know that she has an absolutely absurd hobby, but there is another reason that she sucks, which is that for the life of her, she cannot figure out how technology works. So we're going to check out a couple of clips where she does not understand things like in clip 10, where she gets confused about how a camera works. Alright guys, what do you say? Let's get into this box opening. I'm gonna do the extra items and goodies with this camera angle Wow, guess what right as I was about to do the box opening my camera over heated and I had to take

Starting point is 00:18:54 Like a 10 minute break and I made a little short in the meantime, but now I am ready to open this baby. So Let's freaking do it. Okay, so I'm going to film the goodies part. Like she could have just edited that out and never told us that any of that happened. Right, man, it's her husband because there is not even any evidence that he hits her. What, so often? I mean, maybe she doesn't make it very well, maybe not.

Starting point is 00:19:20 But he is busy at the bar talking about this shit right now. He's pulling my phone. Yeah, I think with my bitches off there. Yeah, can you believe this? There was another moment in this episode where she describes that her husband has absolutely nothing in the bedroom except for his side of the bed, which you will notice is covered in frilly pillows. Yeah, he has no husband.

Starting point is 00:19:43 There's no kids. I'm convinced. It's all too convenient. Yeah, everything's great until they go out together for a day out and he's driving. Yeah, right. This box just looks like a left leftovers from a garage sale that sold an idiot on eBay. That's not impressive. It's just like a bunch of garbage. So she bought she bought happy seemingly. She bought poppy second hand. And she spends a fair amount of time explaining that if you buy a doll directly

Starting point is 00:20:17 from the artist, then you get this beautiful packaging. But if you buy it second hand, then you get this garbage, um, she probably spent like a thousand bucks on this stuff, which is insane. Still cheaper than real kids. More insane, arguably. All right, so she is bad at technology. She could not figure out how to edit all that stuff out.

Starting point is 00:20:38 And in clip 11, she is finally going to get the baby out of the box, but she is going to have a couple of audio issues Wow Wow, just look at the Craneel structure of this baby That's beautiful Wow guys look at her look how magnificent this baby is I'm

Starting point is 00:21:02 Shook this is such a beautiful baby. Sorry, I know my voice is like traveling all around But I'm standing up now just like taking a step back to look at her and Wow, I'm so in awe of this baby really is impressive like I'm Could you dumb it down and shake it down from somewhere it says don't babies always come out of the box when they're delivered. Sometimes it's a prettier box. Sometimes it depends. Well now you can really see like the arm joints, like the shoulder joints and the neck how it's just assembly line put together. That's not great.

Starting point is 00:21:46 I mean, that's a thousand dollar baby. Well, the arms do look like like sausagey baby arms and baby fingers. So Joe, yeah. But then we like, you can't figure out a way to, I don't know, just like make the, it looks like a fucking G.I. Joe figure slapped together. Well, your concern is touching. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. I don't think these people care.

Starting point is 00:22:13 I don't realize that it looks obviously. They do. They want to trick strangers into it. That's true. Yeah, I bet I would close on this. My point is there's, there's a disconnect between the like the face the quality of the construction of the arms and the face like that looks good that almost looks real but then you get to the way that it's put together and it looks like shit. It's half real doll half GI Joe.

Starting point is 00:22:37 So this is yeah, yeah, what they call it they call it like a mold or something like that but the chest plate is the thing that you're drawing an issue with, which I just got to it myself. Full of proof. Yeah. Did your research. That's good. I've learned way too much about the topic. You're supposed to do.

Starting point is 00:22:55 No, I don't want to know it ever again. So, all right, she sucks a lot. She also sucks at understanding how YouTube works, which is again, like her bread and butter. Uh, before we watch clip number 12, I am going to tell you that L'Nugo is the tiny hairs that are all over baby's bodies when they are born. Oh my goodness, look inside her, her mouth. You can see her top gum. It's so cute.

Starting point is 00:23:23 Her little tongue there. That's so cute. Her little tongue there. And look at her. You know, every time I try to show the Lanugo, since YouTube only does 1080 resolution at its highest, it never shows up. That is natural. Yep, I watched this in 40 days. How old is this video?

Starting point is 00:23:43 Uh, this video is about six months old. Okay. Definitely. Yep. They sure I'm pretty sure it has eight K now. Actually. Yeah. So she's an idiot. Yeah. A complete fucking idiot. But also, let's find 10.80s fine. I don't want to see it anymore for I'm sure it's very realistic. All right. So now I'm trying to tell me that it looks cute though. It looks like it's dying of scarlet fever. It's not cute. It's not the attractive baby. It's babies not even hot.

Starting point is 00:24:11 Yeah, I know. Girls disappointed. All right, so she's gonna talk about how she selected the name Poppy for this new little bundle of joy. And keep in mind that her other baby's name is Clementine. So in clip 13 Jill is going to show us that not only is she a annoying and bad at technology, but she is an absolute idiot. I made a whole list of names. I had Valencia on there because I was trying to think of a name

Starting point is 00:24:42 that kind of played with Clementine over there. And since I thought she had reddish hair, I was like, oh, I should do another orangy-themed name, like Clementine and then like Valencia, like Valencia oranges. How about Trump? She did have a couple of other ideas. So we're going to check out Clips 14, 15 1415 and 16 which are all gonna be on the topic of naming relating to citrus things or I was thinking like just citrusy So like a lemony name, but like I could not find any good lemon names Sonny D

Starting point is 00:25:20 And then I was like what about just lemon, but then I was like, no, lemon's not really. I don't know. You guys have a Ford Fiesta, those are lemons. Now I just need to hit up AJ and see if you can help me pick out a middle name to go with Poppy, because I'm having a hard time with that. What would you guys give her as a middle name? What goes well with Poppy? I don't know, Poppy May?

Starting point is 00:25:44 Poppy June? I'm not really sure. Poppy was crazy? Yeah, is that a good middle name? Yeah, I think so. Alright. Okay, so if all of that does not convince you that this is the worst in the hobby podcast category, we're gonna end with a compilation of her making annoying noises for 45 seconds in clip 17. Oh, so pretty. Oh, my goodness. You guys, oh my goodness. They're so cute. Okay, bye. Stop making noise. I hate this fucking show. And that is Jill.

Starting point is 00:26:45 All right. Well, very good job. Lucy type box. She sure felt a stinker there. Wow. I had a feeling the hobby's category would be wide open. It was a fun one.

Starting point is 00:26:55 Yeah. All right. Good. I'm glad to hear that. I was wondering. I asked Lucy before we started because she complained the first time I put out assignments. I was wondering if it's getting better.

Starting point is 00:27:03 Hobbies was an okay one. Well, complaining is your hobby. Right? That's a out assignments. I was wondering if it's getting better. Hobbies wasn't okay one. Well complaining is your hobby, right? Yeah, exactly. That's a good point. I mean make a podcast about it. That's why I actually made a lot of sense. All right, I took second place. I will go second and I'm going to present to you. Now this is a show that's called LARP TELLS PODCAST. Episode number 79. Now this is on a channel called To Have Into Roll.

Starting point is 00:27:30 Now this is a couple, a married couple. And they are really into LARPing live action role playing. And they have a show, they have an episode number 79, where they have the host, Jim and Dylan, from Fakeswords Real Feelings. And I want to introduce you guys all to Jim and Dylan. So you get a sense of what we're talking about here. Jim and Dylan create content for sword fighting TTRPGs and they also have a channel where they cover

Starting point is 00:28:03 LARP, and specifically Empire LARP, here in the UK, the LARP, that we go to, under the name, fake swords, real feelings. So there's this LARP in the UK called Empire. It's some type of club. I went to the website, I looked it up, they all get together once a year in this place, just north of Wondon, and they have these giant battles on this field. They have these big battles and stuff like that. So now, this is like a community with all these people who are into this. So you're probably wondering, fake swords real feelings. Is that a clever name? What does that mean?

Starting point is 00:28:36 Well, it turns out that our host Oliver and Robin, Robin, you don't hear it from very much. We'll get into her in a second. Oliver is very excited about the name of their show. So you said it yourself fake swords, real feelings has to be the best name. I am a lot. We were so jealous and we saw that name. We were just like, I'll come on.

Starting point is 00:28:55 We heard that. I hit it. If it helps, I think we peaked as human beings when we came up with that name. That's the best thing about our channel. The name is better. The content by far. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:29:07 Did you guys, were you hit with the idea that Great Swords, or what is it, fake Swords, real feelings? I started with Gachi. What some of you thought was like really clever or amazing? No. Yeah, I didn't think so either. So I was kind of curious, like, why is everyone carrying out about how great this is? And I'm just like I think I stopped myself saying it at one point during a podcast

Starting point is 00:29:30 I'm just like yeah like the source of fake but the feelings are real I also have to self-meat that advertising okay I'm seeing that like I've seen with like external audiences who don't do like I do like we'd be like Oh, we have to think called fake swords real feelings maybe like huh And then you say to someone from larp and they're like oh, that's a great name I mean it's a stark difference like it gets yeah, it's better every time every time you hear it Ha good gag, huh apparently there's nothing to this I thought I didn't know what the you know Maybe there's another word for feelings

Starting point is 00:30:06 or it means something else and larking or there was something else going on. No, no, no, no. It basically means they play pretend but they're really into it. Yeah, they're super passionate about their fake swords. Yeah, it's very similar, I think, to the hobby that you brought to us

Starting point is 00:30:21 where these are adults who are playing make believe and are way to it do it. I would, I would even contest to say that playing make believes already ridiculous, even just kind of half-assing it. That's ridiculous. But if you're playing make believe and you're this excited about it, there's something wrong. You're missing something in your life. Who might have said that, right? Well, that's a good point. You and I both hate adults to dress up at Halloween correct, but when it comes to Bringing your dolls out in public or this shit. Yeah, we will give them a pass. It's just once a year Yeah, right. Yeah, this is what you do for fun. I'm purpose. Yes, holy fuck. Please continue. All right, so

Starting point is 00:31:00 You guys remember the movie role models. This is one of the few movies I have actually seen. I'm proud of you. Yes. And I'm sure Andy has. I'm sure Lucy has. In the movie role models, the younger kids in it are into larping. And I believe it concludes with the role models

Starting point is 00:31:20 getting into larping as well. Now, I asked my wife this today, because I was working on this podcast. I said, remember the movie role models getting into larping as well. Now, I asked my wife this today, because I was working on this podcast. I said, remember the movie role models? Did they portray larping as a cool thing in that movie? Do you remember seeing that and going, that looks pretty sweet. Do you guys remember how that looked in the exact opposite? Okay, that's what I thought. So let's find out what got these guys into larping at the first place. Really, it's like kind of role playing true to what we're geez and that kind of thing.

Starting point is 00:31:47 But yeah, like, like, a lot of it kind of been one of these distant things we'd heard about. And we're like, oh, yeah. And you know, we've seen role models and things of that. And I was kind of like, is it cool? Is it not cool? We've seen role models that one hand.

Starting point is 00:32:00 And then we'd seen like, drag and fast on the other. And we're like, trying to be like, and even then like, low Loki, I was like, that looks sick when I was watching role models. Oh, you know, the very, very fun. It does look very fun. Can you imagine seeing that movie where they're goofing out this thing that these little kids are doing and going, that actually looks pretty fucking cool. I'd only seen a clip of role models and I saw a large being portrayed on what we do in the shadows, but I never saw it in real life until the other day driving over here to do a show. I'd only seen a clip of Roll models and I saw a large being portrayed on what we do in the shadows.

Starting point is 00:32:25 I never saw it in real life until the other day driving over here to do a show. And I almost literally drove off the road laughing my fucking ass off. It looked like, I would take from the Holy Grail. You know what I mean? Yeah, I just ran off.

Starting point is 00:32:40 I'm just trying to hop in one leg. Yeah. All right, so Dylan had a wedding recently, and it was a secret wedding. Anyone able to know it was a wedding. So they said, all right, it's our 30th birthday party. So he gets all his relatives to come in. They don't know what that's all about. Jim is the best man at this wedding.

Starting point is 00:33:02 And so Jim's job is to organize a stag party. Now as Jim will tell you, he has no idea how to do such a thing. He doesn't understand what a stag party is apparently. One of the big things about wedding, I'm being the best man is that your duty is to do the the stag party, right? And one, I'm a loser. So I don't have much experience at that. And then it was a secret. So I couldn't be like, oh, hey, oh, the guys, let's go do this thing. Why? No reason. I had to be like, what can I do? What can I do that involves that I can do it just still in the me, you know? And like, LARP had always, as you've said, been kind of orbiting everything we do, because we do

Starting point is 00:33:44 a lot of martial arts. We have like sword fighting channels and stuff, and we're just like insanely into fantasy fiction, you know? Clearly, it was like, what can we do that will bring all this stuff together? The obvious answer was Larp, you know? So I was like, I'm going to sneak him into a lap without him knowing. And it'll be his, his stag party. So, all right, but the great ideas for the stag party doesn't stop there. We're happy. Did they bring the strippers into the lap? Great question. That

Starting point is 00:34:20 comes after chess analysis. That's a very good question. So let's find out Jim had this brilliant idea to include into the stag party. Like it was going to be his, his test of metal was to prove himself to his, his love. And that was going to be the whole team of the stag was to again, I was like, that's a good idea though, Jim. That's very proud of my idea. It is a very good idea. It's a good idea. So we had a proof his love to his wife and his stag party. So they were fighting with their dicks not with their swords. Maybe that would have been a better idea than what they actually did though, because stag parties are about blow jobs from strippers and secrets you keep to your grave. That's a stag

Starting point is 00:35:00 party's are about. But these idiots are like, hey, what do we like get dressed up and play with swords and stuff? I know. Okay. Well, I thought we'd take a day off, but okay, if that's what you're gonna do. All right. Well, there's such a thing as stag parties where they have like topless women

Starting point is 00:35:19 with paintball helmets on. And the naked chicks are just running around and you shoot them with paintball guns. Have you ever heard of that? No. I'd like to be invited to one of these fuckers. That sounds like it's yes. Why don't they have this where they have,

Starting point is 00:35:33 whatever, some topless fairy princess hitting you with a styrofoam sword. He would love that. Yeah, girls are gross, Andy. Let's keep that in mind. All right. Girls are icky. You marry them so that you have a house where there's a base bet that you could reach

Starting point is 00:35:49 free to to play with your friends. So they do not just RPG, but T T RPG. And I was not familiar with this acronym. Do you guys know what it is? I can tell by the look at your face. She doesn't know. You don't Andy. Nope.

Starting point is 00:36:06 All right. Table top role playing games because there's so much role playing with larping and also online. Then now you have to specify that you're just playing D&D with your buddies at the base. Oh, okay. So leave the costume at home or well, it's optional. That might be optional.

Starting point is 00:36:24 That would might be optional for you. All right, so it turns out these guys aren't just into larping and swords and things like that, but they have this other YouTube channel that we might want to check out. It's because like, as I said, we do an incredibly niche YouTube channel called Way of the Heron, where we take the sword forms from the Wheel of Time.

Starting point is 00:36:44 Oh my gosh, just about to say, oh my gosh guy you do wheel of time stuff. Oh my god. We do. Go check it out. Oh, man, I would, I would ask you about what you all thought about the series, but this, this podcast will become a totally different. Definitely. I'll come onto your show. I will. Props to Oliver the host for recognizing that would get them off on a tangent. I'll come onto your show. I will too. Yeah. That will so good. Props to Oliver the host for recognizing that would get them off on a tangent. I can remember early episodes at WTP where I started ranking Ween albums in order. And I just go on and on and on.

Starting point is 00:37:16 That's not completely unchecked. That's not the point here. We gotta keep focused. I don't want to talk about your other channel, the way of the Heron that's also about swords, but swords from this series called The Wheel of Time. That's too far off the beat path here for us. Let's get back to what's at hand here. Watch Robin get excited.

Starting point is 00:37:38 Jim's going to show off his big sword and watch how excited Robin gets about those. Like huge, like big big swords Yeah, yeah, um Your eyes Made all the wheel time our sword forms for them. So we were like oh, this is you know And sirens cold embrace and this is And we have a little publication in the game where like it's like this is all the sword forms that house grade warden trains come train with us and we'll teach you them and all this kind of great That's amazing. That's really cool

Starting point is 00:38:20 So one thing that I probably did make her a BBC face though. Oh, yeah, she did. She was excited about that. I was like, whoa, I couldn't even handle that thing. Wow. I respect both Robin's silence and her reaction to big. Yeah, real so it's real feelings. I agree with you on that. So I think that Larkbing and TT RPG are very similar to death metal and black metal because nobody's just into it without creating it themselves. You know, it's one of those art forms where it's like, we don't just play Dungeons & Dragons, we created our own. And you can now read the one that we put together and order this and we also build swords that go log with that. Then you can get it's only fun for those doing it.

Starting point is 00:39:05 Right. It's like, it's so lame that they're like, well, I could do this. Well, yeah, of course you could. I didn't even can make up a story about, I can save it. I know how to waste time. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:39:14 Yeah. Yeah. Derby too. I'll show you. So these guys are obviously, they're into the swords, they're into writing these books about swords and doing all the stuff. So you got to wonder the combat, the combat part of larping the part that you and I think of as the main part of it where you're actually on the battlefield, having it out. How big of a deal

Starting point is 00:39:36 is that now you might notice that the math is a little off here. I think combat is still part of my favorite part of empire, although I'm enjoying the the rest of the game, you know, almost. It went from being like 80 20 to kind of 60 50. How much I enjoy combat and outside of combat stuff. Yeah. So he's giving 110 percent because from 80 20 to 60 50. So real head scratch in there. I guess these guys aren't the good at math style of nerds. He likes big swords. That we're used to. Yes. All right, let's find out more about math.

Starting point is 00:40:07 You know, we've also heard from our buddy, John, all about alcohol math. We've learned only schooled us in that. We know all about how long a beer stays in your system. 6050, that's the kind of beef I buy. Hahaha. Hahaha. Hahaha.

Starting point is 00:40:24 Hahaha. Sounds like a pretty good steak to me. Hahaha. be fine, bye. Sounds like a pretty good steak to me. So this is Larking Math. If you're fighting two people, yes, it's twice as hard as one. But when you're fighting three people, it's not three times as hard. It's six times as hard. And it, so it goes up. So you can't take when the, when it's four against one, you're just like, no, I'm never mind a whole line.

Starting point is 00:40:46 Yeah. Would that be 12 times as hard? That's how exponents work. I'm wondering though if they know that because of the dice that you have to roll in those scenarios. Is that why, if you take out three guys, you gotta roll this six side of die. There's no crime numbers involved there.

Starting point is 00:41:03 Yeah, I've warned you, I think if that's, I was very exciting for me to learn that that fighting two guys is twice as hard. Fighting three guys six times as hard. It's just math. All right, so Rob is not talking. We're 26 minutes into this show. She hasn't said anything. She finally decides to start having a conversation.

Starting point is 00:41:22 It turns out she might be a slow adult. It was incredible, but you like, like said, there was that sort of element of choreography there because it was quite cool for certain heroes to fall and certain villains to succeed and so on. And yeah, she leans into the drama of Dawn. Like so it's yeah perfect for 100% yeah, I think her accent is down to Abby Because she has British so maybe that's part of it, but there's something to rock right there And as I'm listening to these guys talk about this they're talking about the battles they have you know They get dressed up in the armor and then they have these fights and the one guy died. The first time he ever went large being and he found out I was hard to they thought, it's really no different than pro wrestling. I was thinking about Vitty

Starting point is 00:42:11 before the pandemic. He used to be part of this wrestling thing and he was a manager and he'd get up there and he'd be the bad heel guy and say his awful things. People would boo up and the guys would come off to the fight and the only difference is Arbor's way cooler than Speedo's and tights. I actually want to give you the arbor's on this one I think. You're gonna start larping aren't you? No, I'm not doing any, I'm not pro wrestling, I'm not larping. Oh, both of those are going on the wheel of counting. Oh, I'm gonna do it.

Starting point is 00:42:38 Oh, I'm gonna do it. Oh, I'm gonna do it. Videos to dress like a wrestler and I have to dress like a medieval knight. Yeah. And then we get to the way All right last clip I have what's not what's rejoicing That's a good one. What's not forget the amazing title they came up with for their show Yeah, but yeah, so if you're into podcasts check that out and then

Starting point is 00:43:03 More like you if you're into a check that out and then more likely if you're into a lot of Fixwords real feelings and yes No, and if you want videos on large fake swords real feelings Uh, don't take it for most take it from what are people who said it's the best Large video name in the world The best love video So please when you see the poll on our Patreon, anyone can vote on Patreon. I have to be a member vote for Carl, Mark Tels podcast from the To Have and To Roll YouTube channel.

Starting point is 00:43:35 Andy, what say you? I say that there is an overarching theme to this episode as well, and overarching theme to this episode as well, where it's a bunch of people that can't give up their childhood hobbies. Lucy's woman wants to play dollies into her young 30s and Carl's guys wanna play swords and they wanna go to the Renaissance Festival and it's not enough to eat a turkey leg and drink a beer. They got to really get involved.

Starting point is 00:44:10 My guys want to play Pokemon Go all day every day. And the show that I brought is called 14 and 13 years old, right? No, they're a fat ball appearance. And uh, lured up podcast is the show that I found hosted by Ken and Adam and in Clip 1, I much like Lucy's show.

Starting point is 00:44:40 I had to Google everything they were talking about. I don't, I don't know what a hundo is. I don't know what a Pokemon is. But it's a pocket monster. Everyone knows that. Fucking no. We've are you. But it's called lured up because lures,

Starting point is 00:45:02 when you install them in Pokemon Go will attract wild Pokemon to the Poke stops and you could battle each other to capture them in a gym. So Ken and Adam are going to explain that in clip one. I just want to point out I remember all of this terminology. This game was huge when it came out, but that was seven years ago. But yeah, there's a guy still playing it. I know what's talked about this game in eight years. That's not true. It became it researched during COVID because it was one of the only things that people could do. So it was popular four years ago.

Starting point is 00:45:38 Yeah, exactly. My bad. Yeah. Yeah, I thought this was old news or something. Oh, yeah. All right. All right. All right. What's going on? Everyone, welcome to episode 295 of the Luridup podcast where we take Pokemon go way more seriously than we do ourselves. Today it's Tuesday, December 26, 2023. Om, your host, Ken Pescatore, that's Adam Tuttle.

Starting point is 00:46:09 Adam Merry Christmas. Hey everyone. Merry Christmas. Deli Bird season. It was a good Deli Bird season for sure. What? Well, yeah. So this is a lured up podcast.

Starting point is 00:46:20 And I think they should try luring some rogue aint and slim fast to a real gym set of a polka gym. Did they just say episode two ninety five? Because that would apply. There's been 294 episodes before this one. And clip two that I called a shiny hundo, which is terminology that I had to look up. The boys start recapping their holiday break accomplishments. And they're on the hunt for rare colors, aka a shiny or top battle stats, aka a hundle.

Starting point is 00:46:54 All right. The holiday. All right. How does this go for you? Did you get some gameplay in? Did you do some remotes? We had the boost the remote rate up to 10 How do you spell weird here? Why W.Y. Man. Oh, I did one. I did one. I got invited to one and I did one. Okay That was it so not gonna shine me working on a hundo Yeah, what's the fuck? I ended up working Saturday didn't plan on it, but I was working and

Starting point is 00:47:23 I ended up working Saturday didn't plan on it, but I was working and So that kind of threw a wrench into that. What did you do for a living and then I just had so much stuff to do We worked on Saturday, which was Christmas Eve. Yeah, I'm sure you were to start Tark bar and you're gonna get your right reasons to get all the Pokemon shit when it first comes out Yes, you're right. Okay. Okay, bigger guy, most people who do a bigger, the which guy is the bigger of the two, the ball, the two guy in the bottom, the bottom guy, the bottom. All right.

Starting point is 00:47:59 So, so I, a lot of the time when people are playing Pokemon go, they are walking. Clearly these guys are not going for a lot of walks time when people are playing Pokemon Go, they are walking. Clearly these guys are not going for a lot of walks. I used to know- Oh, we could have get into that. I used to know a guy who did Pokemon Go and he would drive around slowly in his car on the sides of the road in order to go to the gyms and get the Pokemon. How is your second X-Poke?

Starting point is 00:48:20 I have to, yeah. I have to imagine that that's what these idiots are doing. Yeah, that makes sense. Because you can't be that fat and still walking. Right. Sounds like a wager. And I just had so much stuff to do. I just literally wasn't on my phone. Yeah. All right. Well, that's how they do. This is a tough time for people. Literally the busiest time of the year for me. Well, especially the busiest time with my work. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, which packaging candy non stop like people were just destroying the shelves. Yeah, we were to the candy store. Is a package. Yeah. Yeah. He should be a fun packer.

Starting point is 00:49:03 Andy yeah, yeah, he should be some fun packer And we got the other guy the bottom I know All right, so Adam did it get a hundo. I was disappointed though that guy was just like really I mean, you're embarrassing us. We're doing the show Yeah, you're a 100% loser. But in clip three, it called the cost to be the boss. And I'm also wants to bitch about the micro transactions that come with playing this dumb shit. I mean, it's a tough pill to swallow, but at the same token, it's like, I am still in that camp where the price is really high. No, it's very hard for me to like hit that one, nine and five.

Starting point is 00:49:49 You're right. And then like, you're right. Oh, I do. I really want to drop five bucks. And then I'm like, no, so it's good because I always get there. And I'm like, no, the 99 cents to add a hundred coins. Yeah, yeah. Well, I'm down for it. Have you ever gone over your budget

Starting point is 00:50:10 and kind of taken stock of how much you're spending on coffee or beer? And you realize that maybe it's a little too much. I'm scared to know how much these guys are dropping on like $1 or five dollars at a time like what what There is their accountant or wife think about how much money they're just pissing away on little cartoons on their phone Well, he's taking a pause at a dollar ninety five. So it sounds like he's being a little frugal. I Yes, I hope

Starting point is 00:50:44 Yeah, but it's gonna come up later. They just like, oh, I, I, I, I spent the five bucks. Oh, no. Listen, that, you know, the, it's all, that all that shit is just a big money grab. Yeah, they're playing your game. And there's a great South Park about it where it's like, you pay this money to make the game slightly better.

Starting point is 00:51:00 That's right. But yeah. And by the way, for those you watching, you got to agree, that would paneling sucks. Yeah, would panel. Yeah. And by the way, for those you watching, you got to agree that would paneling sucks. Yeah, would panel. Yeah. But what is the choice? What year you had the loser.

Starting point is 00:51:11 Clip 4 Ken's going to show his shiny weird deer as if anyone gives a thought. I'm going to scream right now. I do have my shiny weird deer that I did get very shiny. I mean, good. Okay. I mean, if you spent money on the game, you deserve do have my shiny weird ear that I did get very shiny. I mean, Oh, good. Good. I mean, if you spend money on the game,

Starting point is 00:51:27 you deserve to have the shiny one. Kitty from GoHop. See, I'm good at the game because I spend money. That's like, how do you train in this game? That feels like a pay to play model there again. Look, man, when we say we're training, you got to, you got to pay the price. You know what I mean?

Starting point is 00:51:43 Like, this is how we, this is how we pay. Um, but no, it's a, it's a, it's a good shiny. It is, it is a, uh, definitely a, a good looking shiny. It was bucking. Is it? Yeah. We translate this to the normies out there. What he's describing is the LA Dodgers. You have to spend money to be good. I get that. I understand.

Starting point is 00:52:07 All right. Right. So, but what are you supposed to do with it? You take this to a gym and fight it against Pikachu, but it's a, but it's a purple Pikachu. So it's even better. And then you, then what? You go to a fireworks display and you're impressed by the loud colors. Showed us on YouTube and the showdown. This is for people. Showdown. Showdown.

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Starting point is 00:52:52 So to lose these point, the whole model of this was to kind of get out of the house and go find these things and explore your community. And there you have events called raids where the big boss, Pokemons are out there for you to show up in battle. And they take over a gym and, it's seemingly the fun playable part of the game

Starting point is 00:53:23 unless you're Adam and clip five Carl. Go plus that could rage for you. You know, where's the go, the go raid plus plus plus plus plus plus plus that's what we need where you just click it and it like auto raids. That's what I need. Any invites that come in it just auto raids. So Adam can't even be bothered to play the game. He just wants to play it for him. The trophy to show up on his right on his phone. Oh, look at look at my bowling trophy. That says Jeff Smith, Adam. Oh, yeah, but it's my right out my shelf. That's how I was with angry birds. I would just head to my wife. Can you beat this level like this? I'd brag about it. Bad practice. Yeah. How was it?

Starting point is 00:54:07 Fun though? You pay five bucks and it just shows up on your phone. Great. We're so we real fun. Okay. Clip six. This one's called you got scammed. If you thought the game wasn't about building losers out of their life savings, one to five dollars at a time, Adam is going to prove you wrong. But holy crap, if you come out with an event and it says, Deli Bird is going to be appearing no matter what your sleep is. And I pay, okay, okay, I, you know, I paid for the card or whatever that makes your camp, the good camp set. And I paid, I got the green one, so I had to spend another five bucks.

Starting point is 00:54:42 Wow. No, go ahead. I've been in this car for a long time. Free to play in the Pokemon. So, yeah, right? So I paid the $10 so I had to spend another five bucks. I was going to have no longer free to play in Pokemon. So yeah, right? So I paid the $10, you know, whatever. I got my good camp set. I pumped. I leveled up all my guys.

Starting point is 00:54:54 I pumped up so much. My thing was that like master six or seven and I was like, let's go. Never did I see a deli bird. You hype up this and then you take it away. I blame the Federal Reserve. We've been printing money in this country for so fucking long. The money supply is out of control. I know you were thinking the same thing just now. I actually got distracted. I was trying to name the Pokemon that are behind him and I got Pikachu in the top right. And then I'm right behind his chair right now. I believe is squirtle and I think you can imagine why I got distracted by that one. I see.

Starting point is 00:55:34 Yes. And then that was where my mind was. I was not thinking about the Federal Reserve shop. I thought you were. I was just thinking. So you got two fat bald guys with beards. One's wearing glasses and Lucy goes, you know the fat guy? Yeah, you know the fat guy. One just see the guy with the glasses. I was watching this and I'm thinking, Lucy, are you excited about that date and contest? Yeah, which he find out what D-Lux looks like. He's not really fighting sharks. Kites a number three.

Starting point is 00:56:04 He loves Pokemon Go. It's good. I would like it if everybody told me they're hobbies. Actually, no, you know what they should say? Which episodes of WTP? I'll find it to you. You go on a lot of options. I feel like way too.

Starting point is 00:56:16 All right. I'm not. Don't you. Who's right? Are you writing the questions, Lucy? Who's writing? You just put the question on the list. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:56:22 There you go. There. All right. Both questions added. Clip 7, Solid Analysis. just put the question on the list. Yeah. There you go. There. All right. Both questions added. Clip 7, salad analysis. This clip sums up the show for me.

Starting point is 00:56:31 We are in part D of the winter event. Part D of the winter event. And this brings us the costume side duck, but also vanilla shiny, which is another good shiny, but a really cool purple. But this will be running through the 31st of the end of the year. So that's where we're at right now.

Starting point is 00:56:48 The side deck can evolve to Golduck with the hat, which is cool. Tined research, you know, wild encounters. I got shiny a little in Vulpix, a couple of those, but I got another one today. Evie wearing the holiday hat. This is a good chase because there's so many variants. So people were really going hard on this one gig Delie bird is still stuck in her in their cub shoes of glaring daramaka another one people are always going for and then cryogonal still additional chances to get that

Starting point is 00:57:17 I get the same look on my face when I hear sports casters talking about March badness or sportscasters talking about March madness or Tom Myers telling a political joke. It's like, what the fuck is even going on? Do you have this reminds me of growing up both of my siblings worked at McDonald's. Remember Monopoly? Oh yeah. And people would have the boards out and they'd have all the things filled in. They were just looking for this one rare thing and that one rare thing. Like, it would get just like this. Do you know the story behind that? Yeah I do. I saw the document.

Starting point is 00:57:48 Amazing. It is hilarious. Super fucking great. Like in Matthews just like let's get involved in this thing. That looks fun. Alright, a clip 8 you might be asking yourself I'm investing a lot of money into this game. What is in it for me? But event bonuses. Here we go. Triple dust, man. Triple dust double catch candy. So we got a double bonus here. The triple dust is typically enough to bring people out on its own. Now we have triple dust plus the double candy. This is pretty cool. I dig this. The usual other stuff. Double the chance of candy excel for level 31 and up. Three hour lures and incense. Snapshot surprise. Dissidental special trade. Trains require 50% candy Excel for level 31 and up, three hour lures and incense, a snapshot surprise,

Starting point is 00:58:25 additional special trade, trades required 50% less start us. They are going to be doing the four star dark tricks, raids and other good one for your unique cool. I like when they have that. Wow, candy and dust. Side me up. Two, you get my five bucks. Two acts.

Starting point is 00:58:43 I get computer dust. Did you get my buddy?, I get computer dust. Did you get my buddy? Sounds, sounds great. Sounds great. What a great investment. All right, but clip nine, this is really why I brought this show because our friend Brian Johnson is from Red Bank and sort of these guys and he needs to know what's happening in his hometown. and so are these guys. And he needs to know what's happening in his hometown. So this is what I recommend.

Starting point is 00:59:07 If you have a group, find a spot, even if you got to go somewhere, where even after hours, even if you can't play with your group, meet up with them and say, hey, let's go eat dinner at five o'clock, five, 30, whatever. And at this spot, because there's a gym there and we can do darchic raids, darchic raids, and get additional spawns.

Starting point is 00:59:25 Like, this is so awesome in Red Bank, because the event ends up going like an extra hour, and everyone's still catching and raiding. It's just, it's fantastic. And there's two gyms within range of where we eat at Surf Taco. So it's like, it's really good. The spawns are just like nonstop. So it's like, it's really good. The spawns are just like nonstop.

Starting point is 00:59:45 So it's good stuff. And we've developed a relationship with the restaurant Surf Taco and RedBank now. That whenever there's a community day, we go there, I put them on the flyers. You know what I mean? I reach out to them before you go. I'm like, you know, I'm throwing in a group.

Starting point is 01:00:01 You know, 20 people or something like that at five o'clock. Be ready. And it's great. They know us. They love us. They welcome us. They put the tables together for us. And they're like, you're the guy with the tofu. Exactly.

Starting point is 01:00:15 No. They went as far as to put the tables together for them. They love us there. Yeah, that tackle place is right next to the Kevin's comic book shop in Red Bank. So I just gym nearby sweet. We should all meet up there. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But when I heard that, I was like, Oh, shit. I just horrible. All right. So clip 10 when it comes to money grabs and pissing away your kids' life savings, some of these Pokemon events even can an atom or skeptical about them. But it says celebrate the start of the new year with our New Year's event, keep an eye out for costume Pokemon making their debut's new avatar items and a return of some familiar Pokemon wearing party hats

Starting point is 01:01:10 Yeah, yeah No, all right good. I'm glad he gave him nothing and it's a certain point I'm sure these guys have a fun point in this game or pretending to play this game Whatever they're doing at a certain point we were talking about new colors and hats and party hats Do they have to stop and go wait?, we were talking about new colors and hats and party hats. Do they have to stop and go, wait, why am I excited about this? The fuck?

Starting point is 01:01:29 Come on Ken, Gigglypuff is wearing a New Year's Eve party hat. It's, I don't think he's that impressed. Yeah, you don't want to go wandering around Patterson, New Jersey at midnight, looking for this? Yeah. Patterson's a shithole everywhere. Okay. Are you happy with your jersey?

Starting point is 01:01:51 All right, so after Ken shits on the New Year's event, he quickly won 80s and has a strong opinion on the evolution of Jigglypuff. And we have Jigglypuff that can be evolved to Wigglypuff wearing a ribbon. It's a really cute one. Little white and blue pattern. Super cute. It loses the white when you evolve it up to wigglytuff. I like jigglypuff's ribbon way better than wigglytuffs ribbon. Why? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? The gay, the little bow on the one cartoon character is way cuter than the other bow

Starting point is 01:02:30 on the other cartoon character, Carl. Don't you get it? I don't. I'm not understanding. These guys look like they should be in a metal show right now. And they're talking about cute the bow is on this cartoon avatar. I didn't even notice the bow. It looked like one was skinnier than the other.

Starting point is 01:02:44 I wasn't paying that the bow. It looked like one was skinnier than the other. I wasn't paying that close attention, but. All right. We hear a lot of shows throw to commercial and usually they just come right back and there's no ad. But these guys actually do go to a commercial break, but they keep the live stream going. It's only the audio is cut out for the commercial and they're just sitting there chatting and you're gonna hear some like the hot goss and Adam is gonna talk about the Christmas that he gave his son. It's a good Christmas. I think I did good.

Starting point is 01:03:18 Because I'm really good at the gift giving. It's a, I don't usually ask for really anything. I mean, I did ask for a Lego bonsai. Truth comes out here behind me. Oh, that's cool. I did the green. I just went for the pink. I was, I was doing that too Bob Johnson says shut their hard drives. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. The FBI there now go go go. Yeah. You're a grown man, a father playing with Legos and Pokemon. And he's said, like, can I play too? He's like, you get out of here. AJ, you suck at raids. Yeah. Right. What do you mean?

Starting point is 01:04:02 Legos, the least embarrassing part of all of this. If this guy is just putting together an X-Wing, I'm like, suck it, Raids. Yeah. Right. When it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it when it the streets. Okay. In January is approaching. So Ken and Adam are going to look at what's known in Pokemon is the fairy informs, which is the where they they're the Pokemon like jigglypuff. So evolving to wiggly tough and eventually to its ultimateian form. So these guys are good. Gonna look, yes, obviously, duh. And, but, you know, they're not really all that impressed with what's on the horizon of Pokemon. Right now, in the key art, we have the Therian form, swords of justice, tornadoes, landerous, thunderous. Just looking at the key art, just looking at this

Starting point is 01:05:05 first image. Do the theory informs? Do it in your jelly Zed all. What's? No, I think they do. It's it's I don't know not too much excitement in the room right now. Correct. I don't speak jive either. Yeah. It's guys are too hip for me. I don't know jive either. Carl. Who did you? Yeah. Yeah. This guy's a two hip for me.

Starting point is 01:05:26 I don't know what's going on. Yeah. And maybe they're finally realizing what everybody else has already realized that this is not that impressive. It's a game for children. Right.

Starting point is 01:05:37 Huh. All right. Let's clip. I love that he was so impressive with that cute bow. But then they turned it like he's weird looking like a creature. It's like this is lame.

Starting point is 01:05:46 He's more bowed back to the bone. What are you doing here? The boys are on to the fact that the January events won't include new Pokemon to catch. Okay. Because they kind of understand how this works. Last clip clip 14. I don't know. Not a lot of not a lot of new stuff. Kind of giving us. We're going to have to like look at the events that are coming. The dazzling dream, lustrous Odyssey, taking treasures.

Starting point is 01:06:22 Like perhaps we have new Pokemon release during those events But whenever we have a new Legendary or mega or something like that we get the question marks, right? There's no question no chair No question marks in January. So if we do get new Pokemon, it won't be legendaries. So that's a little bit Tough, but look we want a forever game right we want this game to have legs You can't have paid for roads if you don't pay your taxes can right What's crazy to me have said this a million times? There's always been people like this, but they hid. They hid away for the rest of society

Starting point is 01:07:06 because they felt ashamed. And now they're going out the internet and making 300 episodes about how it did the stupid video game there. Yeah, what happened? Podcasting happened. Melania Trump ended bullying. So now everybody can wear their dork badges

Starting point is 01:07:22 on the front of their shirts and nobody's going gonna pick on them This is a controversial state stop dots, but I think we need either Russia to invade or have my house or Someone's got to do something this shit wasn't going out of 2001 That the fourth quarter 2001 this shit wasn't happening normally. I would say that is an extreme idea, but I will allow that Normally I would say that is an extreme idea, but I will allow that. Thank you. Lucy's taking it back by that day. For some reason, shocking.

Starting point is 01:07:48 All right. So we'll have it up on our Patreon. And then we can go and vote. Tell us who you thought brought the worst podcast from the Hobbies category. We have to revisit this one again. There's a lot going on here. So you can vote for Lucy. She brought Jill from my heart is in Vermont with reborn dolls reborn dolls.

Starting point is 01:08:09 Yeah, you can vote for me. I brought the Larktales podcast or you can vote for Andy who brought Lord up podcast. All right, I need a palette cleanser. Please. Grinch of the week. Grinch of the week. This week's, Grinch of the week comes in from Lucy's future husband, band practice guy. And he's checking out what our boy, Jerry Bandfield is up to right and more, hit sogs, more toe tapers. What kind of world do we live in?

Starting point is 01:08:41 Where you can put all this crap on social media and get likes, but you meet a person who's attractive Re-honest like weird Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body. I just want to point out this is the second song we talked about the hot chicks at the yoga studio. Everyone sees any of these videos. There's gonna stop going to this place.

Starting point is 01:09:31 This guy's just creeping on every one. It's really fun. He's walking around with a fucking heart now. He's just standing in the corner and his yoga pants. Drop it low! Hey, it's really like a Jerry. Alright, so they shows the lyrics of this song. That was verse one.

Starting point is 01:09:48 Now, typically, verses go into choruses before they become a second verse, but that was that. Not here. This is the second verse. This is the second verse. This is the second verse. This is the second verse. Next to me, a vision.

Starting point is 01:10:01 And her yoga stance is so true. The girl next door. And her element. A view. A force-pr broad yoga pants. I'm filtering that real and her presence of rawness. I can't help but feel. Distress the whole every motion tells a story far from the world where life seek empty glory. I mean I've seen yoga pass before it never inspired me to start rapping. This is very real. Wow.

Starting point is 01:10:25 Yeah. I've actually never seen Jerry Bansfield's face before. You haven't. No, I've only ever heard him. Oh, wow. So now I'm inspired to start rapping. Did you think he would look like this? No.

Starting point is 01:10:36 I thought it would be worse and better somehow. Yeah. He's off putting, but you can't really put your figure out it. I'm surprised by the wedding ring. Oh, yeah, no, he's married with kids. I don't know that I knew that either. This is my wife heard this. You've a lot to learn.

Starting point is 01:10:53 Oh my god. You've a lot to learn about our boy. I'm very happy. I don't know. He has strength and he's post-she makes silent appreciation. Her son will say, the sounds of a class of melody to peace in this space all life's echoes seem to cease Breath in breath out a rhythm we share in this moment nothing else can compare

Starting point is 01:11:12 Are you starting to calm down a little bit when he started he was being very aggressive? Yeah, he's like we're the yoga place And everyone is calm like well great. I thought I've always had these really I think he's realizing like I was I was hit a little bit too aggressive Green tea is wearing off. Who watched the head of cup in a half? Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body. I think he's talking about dropping loads at this girl. Exactly. Right next to him.

Starting point is 01:11:41 Jesus. Maybe he rubbed one out before before you go next time, Jerry. Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body. Let me drop this love on your body.

Starting point is 01:11:59 Let me drop this love on your body. We have your permission. And the share signless space, occasional eye contact. A smile we embrace. Simple nod and acknowledgement of grace. And these fleeting moments, a heart subtly race. Once a crush formed, it creates peace for hours. A natural pull like bees drawn of flowers.

Starting point is 01:12:22 Flattering, yes scary. Emotions unexpectedly stirred. And the quiet yoga. A natural pull like bees drawn of flowers, flattering, yes scary, emotions unexpectedly stirred, and the quiet yoga, not a single word, a band on my finger, promise I hold dear to my beloved, my commitment is clear. These feelings are human part of me, I get my heart at home forever will be my wife made me write that hurts and never in my life heard a hip-hop diary before Yeah, this is a yeah, this is weird. He was all horned up for like six or seven years. They just like it by the way, my wife showed up in chapter seven

Starting point is 01:12:58 Let me say a bit sad and nice Let me just say that you're the same man. That's a nice... Andy with the ponds. It's a nice class to find a unique kind of bliss. In the authentic beauty. In Esala-Wish. A celebration of presence. In this shared journey. The yoga we find life saw the harmony.

Starting point is 01:13:18 I was wondering how is it going to ride that. Yeah. Let's love each other person. Get off this online crap. I know that's ironic since I'm on Twitch right now. Ha ha ha. Let me drop this love on your body. Yeah, let's trust the love of that body, Jerry.

Starting point is 01:13:38 Please don't do it in person, Jerry. Yeah, just I'll think of funny. Sounds like a felony. All right, guys, on this recent episode, I did an emergency broadcast on Monday. People are like, oh, they called an emergency. It's a joke. Anyway, we had the emergency broadcast. Andrew Brower was on the show. And that was very interesting. John Reggie with that. I had some clips coming up in a little bit. I was nothing too happy with what Andrea Brower had to say on her show. But then I had a guy Ian Hawke on. And I didn't really know a lot about Ian Hawke,

Starting point is 01:14:06 what intrigued me about him. He's a Patreon supporter and he reached out to me and I was intrigued by him because I saw John over the holiday saying that he was calling the police on him. Whenever he's still doing John's calling the police on someone, I'm like, okay, that's kind of funny. I want to see what this is all about. I didn't realize that I was opening up a whole can of worms.

Starting point is 01:14:26 That there was a lot more to this than just some fun pranks with Stuttering Chad and John wanted to call the police because I guess Joey C was none too happy that we gave Ian a platform. And I'll just say this real quick. I, like I said, I didn't know what the deal was. Observing report when Ian was talking about sending deliveries to the house all day and night. I'm like, well't know what the deal was. Observe and report when Ian was talking about sending deliveries to the house all day and night.

Starting point is 01:14:47 I'm like, well, that's not really cool. That's not true. And things were transpiring. I was watching your reaction, too. Oh, no, that's not really what we're doing here, either. So I'll just have fun and watch the shows and stuff. But anyway, I decided because I had Ian hawk on, that I would give Joey C a platform to respond.

Starting point is 01:15:05 So I want to bring Joey on the show. The baby goats. What? What's happening? What's happening? Go, Carl, I sent you a seven second soundtrack. Can you play it, please? Okay, I'm in now.

Starting point is 01:15:21 I just want to make sure that I made my entrance. Okay, I'm flying in like the Jetsons. Wow. I was expecting something more profound And I know Joey is from the future like that a lot very good. I don't Chris. Oh, man. Good to see it You know, Andy I don't know you but you were just Criticizing a bunch of fathers that were have children that were talking about Pokemon like look kids Andy You're a grown man that was talking about these grown men with that at Pokemon cards So yeah, yeah, but it was fun away that it's actually entertaining

Starting point is 01:15:51 What happened was Ian Hawk was talking about that he had some information about you and apparently things were getting kind of personal Phone numbers are being doxed and things like that. And there's calls to the house. And then you're asking the police department to identify the actual voice of somebody because they're threatening awful things. So what I wanted to say to you is two things here. First off, I do not condone people calling you and fucking with you in real life and your wife and everything else that's going on. But secondly, you gotta stop reacting to this shit. That's what these guys want. They watch you to react.

Starting point is 01:16:29 They watch you to call the police department. Get all worked up. None of this is real. No one's actually gonna do anything to your family. They're all just playing. That being said, if you want to call it playing, when a grown man, and Carl, I really gotta say that I almost got a Disassociate myself with you because your numbers are dropping since you air that scumbag on your show So nothing personal are you turning into Kevin Brennan and Sudden Tommy you know, I was dropping How much you gave the fucking kidding me with this?

Starting point is 01:17:03 I'm not showing you gave the fucking kidding me with this Car did you eat eight chips as a child? I mean Ian Hawke came on your show and only reason I saw because someone said Ian Hawkes on Carl. I don't really put no time in Ian Hawke anymore. But he came on and he told a bunch of lies. So I want to clear two things up real quick. He said, he said, my son wasn't present. Dad is untrue. Okay. Second of all, you know, he went on and he told a several lies that maybe he might have sent paid some local people to go down to my wife. Doesn't have a job.

Starting point is 01:17:47 It was a place you volunteered to say that. Oh, that Joey had a heart attack. That was his he admit that he says makes up that lie. Let me tell you something. Whether or not they're going to go through with it. When you're when a grown man, whatever age he is, I believe, around 30 in his 30s, I believe is going to sit there. And he can he can go to the quick with him and all his little trolls,

Starting point is 01:18:08 whatever they are to say that he did not make that phone. Let me tell you, there's months and months of phone records calling from the same phone number that he called on a regular basis. Some I answered, some I did from his Google voice, okay, that are on record. This has been going on for a month. He is the one that docks me since back when Melton unloaded, at least on me months ago,

Starting point is 01:18:30 because you even said it wasn't N-O-O Discord, which he's lying, that's where they all meet, that's where it all starts, okay. Without getting anything, I've got personal DMs from Patrick Melton that were giving direct order to see it all to strike people's channel to to he admitted I got a chat chats where he admitted to he's the one that took responsibility for porn by my john porn by me he's taken all this credit and he goes

Starting point is 01:18:56 on your show and says I'm really not a bad guy a bad guy does not call someone up at three o'clock in the morning and detail detail, say how he wants to rape my grandchildren. This is going great. You understand? I told you understand. And that's why I said, let's stop calling people at their house, stop threatening people. None of this is fun or funny as you can tell from what's

Starting point is 01:19:19 happening to my show right now. I definitely wanted to get Joey on to say his piece. But I disagree with people calling your house. I just think that you would be better off not responding, not reacting. If you're going to block or something, do that behind the scenes, do whatever you got to do. Take care of this.

Starting point is 01:19:38 Don't threaten people on your show with police involvement and then they'll threaten you with because these guys are fearless. They want you to react. They want you to call the police. They're not fearless. They're they'll threaten you. Right. Well, because these guys are fearless. They want you to react. And they want you to call the police. They're not fearless. They're, they're, they're cowards. They're, they're, they're cowards because here, everybody can sit here and come at me. Ten ways of son they say, you ain't going to do nothing.

Starting point is 01:19:56 There's nothing to be done here. Let me tell you something. I'd start. This is how it starts. And all I can say about it, because I can't really say much because I was told that to talk about this and the more it starts, you make a police support. Then you send the evidence. They can say about it because I can't really say much because I was told that to talk about this No more it starts you make a police report then you send the evidence they could say nah Day or yay to go with it. We got 100% a a they start their investigation It goes to work his town is I'm not gonna say that name or his state it goes in their department from there

Starting point is 01:20:19 They do their investigation. Don't contact them. I don't know how long it's gonna take but I promise you that It is criminal what he did, whether or not he was playing a game. And all I can say is, the end result of being the end result, that's all I can say. But I'm pretty confident that it's gonna come out pretty bad for him, that's all I'm gonna say. Well, that's all you should say

Starting point is 01:20:39 because you should definitely not bring this up on the show anymore. It's more people involved, gets more people talking about it. And just to go against my own rules, Devil's story was messaging me today. Is it true that you owe your X mod money, that your X mod owns you money?

Starting point is 01:20:53 I did it. No, no, no. Here's what I did not know. Frank was, he was ran my discord apparently, and he sent my wife $50. He bought, I guess she borrowed $50 from him. I didn't know about it after the fact. Sure.

Starting point is 01:21:08 And I sent him back $30 the other day. That's all I had on me at the time. Because no one's gonna say I'm a thief. I had nothing to do with it. But because she's responsible as her husband, I sent him $30 and we'll send the other to him in a couple days. Just so he can say, I had nothing to do with it.

Starting point is 01:21:24 Well, there you go. Yes, it did happen. So, you know, I'm about to be okay. And they get sit there in your trail right now. Yes, they had here, double story and whole entire and higher page is got my name on every fucking video he does. He don't make his own content. He steals what I produce and he puts it up and They're just looking to ride man. I said, I'm trying to be humble here. I don't I don't I don't I don't ask for none of this I came on and it was told on the interview you did it me months ago, okay? And you made your suggestion going to this part of YouTube doing interview with with the prison thing Tell your life story about streets, whatever would be good.

Starting point is 01:22:08 I started to do that. I'm for job so deep and and and the other thing is I'm hated because I don't care. He's my friend, Stuttering John is my friend. No, we can believe that. I have a great friendship with him. I'm sorry. He's your friend until he turns on you, but yeah, I hear you. No, no, no.

Starting point is 01:22:26 He's really turned on me. He really turned on me. As man as he's got it last two days, we're friends. I will defend him. What friends do, okay? And that's just the way it is. That's my opinion. No, that's fine.

Starting point is 01:22:37 I don't tell you to be friends with that, I don't care. You know, but I really don't want to get into this. I just wanted to let you know that, they could say whatever they want. They ran me off the internet. That if they want to believe they ran me off the internet, that's fine. I just take it a couple of weeks to refresh and start by 24 out and that's it.

Starting point is 01:22:56 So. And it's all good. I'm glad you're in a better space now. And I appreciate you coming on the show and giving your side of things. Like I said, I had E E and on he was talking about stuff I didn't wasn't aware of I got a note from Joey C. He's saying he's lying. I'm like I gotta give equal time here I felt I felt I needed to give you equal time your friend of the show

Starting point is 01:23:16 And I really respect to you guys and the thing is okay if I'm such a liar prove I'm a liar they can't Well, I'm I'm seeing I get a lot of screenshots. I'm a liar. They can't. Well, I'm seeing I get a lot of screenshots. I'm a more information on this than I would care to have. So don't, don't challenge them to prove your liar. I might not go the way you want it. I told the truth about everything. And that's how confident I am to know that I speak the truth about anything I've said about myself or my association with anybody in my life. I don't care. Proof me wrong. They can't cause the truth will always prevail. See, this is the opposite. This is the opposite of what we just discussed. We're not going to talk about this.

Starting point is 01:23:49 We're not going to feed the trolls and now you're going to prove they're going to make 20 more videos now. I don't, it don't matter. They got thousands out there already. You know, it doesn't affect me at all, Carl. It doesn't affect me at all. I don't believe that. I think it does affect you. Man, I don't really don't. I hope it doesn't. I hope it doesn't. I hope it doesn't. Well, Joey, I do appreciate coming out of the show. Working with my new show. What do you up to these days? I think I'm going to be alive tonight. 1145. Joey, see talking about Joey, see I'm going to talk about myself today. Nice. Every possible bad way I can possibly talk about. That's my show tonight. Level 45. I can't stay alive from inside the jar of Vaseline.

Starting point is 01:24:25 Exactly. Where are you? Is it Catalonal TV? Is that where people can find it? It's Catalonal TV and then Bruce W TV. Bruce W TV? That's my new channel. All right.

Starting point is 01:24:37 Why do you have a new channel? Well, because I've tried to be monetized twice by YouTube, because I'm so vile and made so many threats. They've they've they've they've shot me down twice. I got one more shot with Catalina on TV in about 10 days. The channel is destroyed. It's cooked. So you know, and that's fine. But you seem like a rumble guy anyway, Joey. Yeah, Joey. Rumble, but be the spot for you. I do like rumble. That might be good. All right, Joey. Yeah Joey rumble about me the spot for you. I do like room.

Starting point is 01:25:05 That might be good. All right Joey. Good to start to you buddy. YouTube buddy. Thank you for having me. I got girl. Thank you. See you.

Starting point is 01:25:12 All right. Sometimes we tried different things on here from time to time. Everyone seems to like it. Why are you ready to love? That's what I like about this. I'm not for man. If they like to give me a lot of leeway. And it's like, yeah, this isn't something I'm normally used to.

Starting point is 01:25:29 Let's see where curl. What curl does it there? This is gonna be fun. I do want to talk about our boy, Patty Broken Skull, real quick. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me.

Starting point is 01:25:57 I go for the show. Because that's absurd. Now, I'm a little disappointed because I was watching Patty the other day. And I was writing down some time stamps and I was messaging some of my friends because Patty, you know, he's kind of upset that he lost his show recently, free water, but he's been doing these live streams, interacting with the chat. He's doing a better job interacting with people. He's been entertaining. We've been talking about this.

Starting point is 01:26:22 He's coming out of his shell. He's working with, he's collaborating with other people. But he even was talking about, he's going back and listening to lots of old WTP apparently, because he even talked about the fact that both Doug from the Jingle's department and our boy Brian Johnson from Tom Steve Dave have complimented him on his vocals. And so he came out and he's just like, yeah, I want to thank Doug and Brian Johnson. So I'm like pulling clips and sending them off to everyone he's just like, yeah, I want to thank Doug and Brian Johnson. But so I'm like pulling clips and sending them off to everyone. Like, holy shit, look at this. This is amazing. Everyone's very excited to think of compliments from from Patty or

Starting point is 01:26:52 just, you know, acknowledgement, I guess I say from patty to like Doug writes a lot of music like that. So he should get in touch with Patty and get him to guest vocal on something. Yeah. He should have done. He's got a ton of that music that he's written. I know. Yeah. That's a good point. I'm thinking it out.

Starting point is 01:27:11 That's a good point. Well, and maybe now, uh, Patty Broker's skull was open to that because he's working with uh, Oxmad and Manny on that new show they're doing Manpad. And he's also working with, I think, Mega G and a couple of guys on a D-party. So he's bringing a field from the dabbleverse now. He's collaborating with them. He was just kind of like on the outskirts of the dabbleverse.

Starting point is 01:27:36 Very exciting. He did predict on the most recent stream I saw the things OxMad and Manny are gonna turn on him. I don't think that's true. I think they're both in it with you, buddy. I think they're gonna do this for sure. So he did threaten me a little bit. I wish I had these clips.

Starting point is 01:27:53 He took the whole thing down. He's doing the thing that Chad Zumak did this too. I got a note from Patrick Melton saying that Chad went off after we released the video of us talking about Chad had an issue with being Sniped and in that video it was Some about how to chat what's he talking about Chad couldn't handle getting sniped But also we kind of took Chad's side in the radio video striking him thing, but apparently

Starting point is 01:28:17 Yeah, Milton message me and he goes, oh my gosh Chad is having a meltdown right now He's unhinged on his show and of of course Chad, like Patty Seacups takes the episode on, they do something interesting and then they have to take it off the internet so you can't find it. Like this is the worst marketing effort. Why are you guys doing this? Why are you guys all following the Kevin Brennan method

Starting point is 01:28:35 of making sure no one will ever find your shit? It's really stupid, stop it. Not everybody can be you, Carl. No, not everybody should be me. It's not a life that I would recommend it. But what they should do is when they create content, put it somewhere where we can find it. I'm at point. I was trying to make, anyway, so I was a little disappointed that we weren't able to get more into that. The other thing I just wanted to talk about, we've over in Cardiff on. Cardiff's hanging out.

Starting point is 01:29:01 Backstage. Yeah, I mean, let's put Cardiff into kick the kitchen around how is Chad Zumak upset about stream sniping he that's all he does Yeah, I know that he bitches when it happens to him. That's what someone said about that. That's how we finally built an audience was by sniping mlc You'll restruck me right Yes, and he did strike the potato sniping for sniping him. He struck me for sniping him sniping NLC. Isn't that incredible? How these assholes all do the same things to each other? I think I'm playing what happens to them. Right.

Starting point is 01:29:33 It's unbelievable. Anyway, it's almost like they're hypocrites. hypocrites. Yeah. The brothers quartets are hypocrites. No, not these guys. You guys are great. The only thing I wanted to bring up is Jimmy Kimmel's having this feud with Aaron Rodgers.

Starting point is 01:29:49 I'm sure you guys are following. That's very interesting. But Jimmy Kimmel, the other night on his monologue, does seven minutes on Aaron Rodgers and brings it. Aaron Rodgers, one of the greatest quarterbacks in the history of the NFL led the Packers to one super bowl victory, but with a better team around them, would've had a lot more.

Starting point is 01:30:08 He's very talented. And Jimmy Kimmel actually used the Dunning Krueger effect when describing Aaron Rogers, saying that Aaron is so stupid that he thinks he's a genius on things. He knows nothing about. And I was taking a back ride, because I was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa,

Starting point is 01:30:26 someone's gonna declare someone a dudic frugger. It's gonna be me over here, not you, Jim. What was crazy about it is that Jimmy could was completely wrong about this because the two things that he's taking Aaron Rodgers at task four, one was Rodgers back when the vaccine first came out

Starting point is 01:30:41 and all the NFL players had to take it. And he lied about taking it, because he's like, I'm a professional athlete. I think I can ward off a cold. You know, and so, you know, Jimmy Kimmel's like, wagons figure all out. No, no, you got to get that vaccine. I think the history has proven Aaron Rogers was right about that. As we'll see from Howard Stern getting COVID in just a moment. But the other thing that got Jimmy Kimmel all fired up is back early, early 2023, when Aaron Rogers was talking about this Jeffrey Epstein client list finally coming out.

Starting point is 01:31:15 And Jimmy Kimmel was like, oh, this tin foil hat guy or this Jeff Reptine client list. And so Aaron Rogers was like, oh, it did come out, look at that. I bet Jimmy Kimmel's got a pissed about that because Jimmy Kimmel said it doesn't exist. And he called Aaron Rogers and India. So then Jimmy Kimmel turns it into,

Starting point is 01:31:31 oh, he's calling me a pedophile. No, it's not what he was calling you now. And you know that. Like Jimmy Kimmel has literally turned into Stuttering John, he's changing the argument being purposely unaware of what the argument is against him so we can battle the straw man that doesn't exist. What is it about that time slot that does this to people? Seriously.

Starting point is 01:31:50 But I mean, Aaron Rogers was on, he hosted Jeopardy, he was a guest on Jeopardy. He's not a moron. And also, he banged Olivia Munn, so I'm team Aaron Rogers. Well done. No, Aaron Rogers is not a moron. He does seem to be on the opposite side of political things as guys like Jimmy Kimmel. And that's one of the things I've always had a problem with I even had a conversation with the great brother of each one day, where he was on open Anthony, and I happened to run into him afterwards

Starting point is 01:32:21 and we were talking about it. And you know, him and Anthony Kumi were getting into a battle over politics. And he was like, brah, you know, I won that debate, right, Brian? I go, you gotta understand, people who disagree with you politically aren't smarter or dumber, like there's smart people on both sides. There's dumb people on both sides.

Starting point is 01:32:38 And as long as there's intelligence level, how you feel about politics and how the government should run and shit like that, I get so annoyed with people like, this guy disagrees with me. He's an idiot Well Not necessarily and the discussion doesn't affect anything at all right. That's we forget. Sorry another parallel Yeah, wasn't he he was threatening to sue Aaron Rogers too wasn't he? Oh, yeah, yeah, definitely. Yeah, so I get another John parallel Yeah, seriously fine go ahead and sue me.

Starting point is 01:33:05 What the fuck is that all about? All right, so speaking of the vaccines, or YouTube, we'll have a field day with this. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:33:30 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:33:38 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So Howard Cern came back Monday of this week. He was supposed to be back the week before,

Starting point is 01:33:49 according to him, usually they're back the first week of January, but he wasn't back and we find out why we were supposed to be on the air last week. We were not here because I got COVID-19. Finally, it's not fair, I know your hero wasn't supposed to get it, but holy shit that I get it. Now, here's the crazy thing. What's crazy about it? Number one, I still have it.

Starting point is 01:34:21 Number two. Are you still testing positive or you? You just have symptoms. I'm positive. I'm positive. I'm HIV positive. So as you know, Howard's a hypercontract and we all news is going to be the worst thing if you ever got COVID because if anyone thinks the propaganda doesn't work, it sure as fuck does. And Howard's convinced this will kill him. This specific coronavirus will be the death of him. Isn't it COVID 23 at this point? The 19 meters. It's not the same. It's not the same thing for sure as it was at first to us. So as we know on this show,

Starting point is 01:34:55 because we've talked about it a bunch, Howard's very afraid. And he stopped going into the studio, and he was working from home forever, and he barely sees anyone. He gets in fights with his wife all the time, but she wants to go out and do stuff and they finally went out and had a dinner party somewhere and they had to be outdoors. And then one of the walls had windows out in and Howard was freaking out. So he's very cautious about anything.

Starting point is 01:35:18 And so he cannot figure out how this happened to him. No, you do not want COVID. Oh fuck, man. Oh, fuck. Man, is it bad? First of all, I want to say a couple of things. It's impossible that I got COVID. I haven't been anywhere. I didn't go anywhere. I did go to my mother's, but I wore a mask the entire time.

Starting point is 01:35:41 And she doesn't have COVID. She does not have COVID. And there were two people I saw. One was my assistant and the other one was a guy who drives me and they both are negative. They did not have COVID. I saw them without a mask on. Other than that, I saw no one. Could you imagine how it comes out with COVID? The phone call that he makes to the assistant and the driver He must have been livid. You can only imagine. What did you do to me? You're the death of me. You killed me, other fucker Also, I don't I don't understand that at all. He started that out with you do not want COVID. Yes, 2024 Everybody has had COVID.

Starting point is 01:36:25 I know. He's the last person to get it. Yeah. And he's such a baby about it. You do not. He cries about it so much. And he sounds exactly the same. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:36:34 He kind of just still sick. Why is he wearing a mask in front of his mom? Is he protecting himself or his 100 year old mother? Neither. That's not what he thinks he's protecting. Sorry. Sorry. I was very small. They go to he thinks he's protecting. Sorry, sorry. I was very small.

Starting point is 01:36:47 What does he think he's protecting himself or his mother? Himself. I'm sure I think he just wants to wear a mask to hide his hideous face. No, he's like, he's like the Phantom of the Opera. That's a good question from Carter. Why with his mom, but not the assistant and the driver? Yeah. Who come into contact with other people? That's true. Yeah. So it must be for mom's benefit, unless he forces them to never see anybody else.

Starting point is 01:37:11 Well, that's also true. Everyone has to live in a bubble around him or else you have to get tested and then sit somewhere in a corner for two weeks and then you can come in and say hi to the guy. So the irony here is that there were all these fights he was having with Bath over the last couple of years Because Bath is invited to be on TV and Bath wanted to go to a wedding and she got invited to go hang out with her family And Howard's freaking out. You're gonna kill me and come on with virus. How are gay Bath COVID? How was that one of the game it? I don't know. Yes, they we got into a whole fight about COVID.

Starting point is 01:37:46 Why? I was talking to one of my kids and I said, I said to one of the kids, oh my God, I've never seen Beth so sick. She had a horrible case of COVID and Beth walked in and goes, what are you saying? I had a very mild case and absolutely nothing wrong with me. So in Howard's mind, everyone's dying all the time. I had a very mild case. I had absolutely nothing wrong with me.

Starting point is 01:38:05 So in Howard's mind, everyone's dying all the time. Yes. How did a 100.2 fever? Whoa. I'm not changing my lifestyle at all with a 100.2 fever. I'm still going to do the exact thing I was going to do either way. That's not that bad. Fuck dudes. Whenever I was going gonna do that day.

Starting point is 01:38:25 LARPY AND PLAYING THE DAY OF DOLLES, POPY MY NGOL. I might wrap it up, but others of that do the same thing I would have done that day. So, which crazy is Howard claims he got COVID, even though he's wearing a mask, even though he's been double-vaxed and quadruple boosted. He still got it in, he got it really bad. He was on his deathbed, according to him. And he still says this. Now Robin, I didn't go anywhere. It was my usual reclusive self. I didn't see a person. I'm telling you. I'm saying. I don't either, but man, I went through hell. I'm saying it.

Starting point is 01:39:04 And I don't either, but man, I went through hell. I, I, first of all, must thank a couple of people. I must thank always the scientists who developed the COVID vaccine. Now, this was so bad this COVID. I've really never been this sick. Really? Yeah, I was just so ill. What the fuck is wrong with these people? If I can't, he described one symptom.

Starting point is 01:39:29 But what other evidence do you need to tell you that the vaccines don't work all that well? He's still praising these people for this shit that they gave him that didn't work. He's still got sick. He's still got very sick. In spite of all his precautions. He'll spread it to Beth.

Starting point is 01:39:42 Yeah. And she got a mild case of it. Yes. I Really wish he did turn an I miss because it would have been better than this. I know I'm interested. I was just saying racist things that College basketball players Can you imagine what you'd be doing if if Baba Buie missed a week last week because he got cold it? Oh god Bob. Oh, why couldn't you have done it on vacation? Well, do you remember?

Starting point is 01:40:05 Do you remember this? I'm sure you do, potato. When everyone was working from home during the COVID thing and they were doing the Zoom calls, at one point, Gary Elbate's son comes into the room, Jackson, and gives Gary a big hug. And they're on the air. And how are you doing, Jackson? Gary, he's not wearing a

Starting point is 01:40:27 mat. You allow him to come into the room and hug you. He couldn't believe it. And they're like, oh, yes, I forgot. Oh, that that that that he was so incredibly ridiculous about this whole thing. When did he become such a germaphobe? He slowed dance. He slowed dance with Trisha Patus. Oh, that's right. You were telling me about that. What the fuck? Why do I forgot to look that up? I forgot to look that up. Trisha Patus. America's got talent. He slowed dance with her. I got to look that off. It's disgusting. That is correct. That's way worse than any of this. How much were they paying him?

Starting point is 01:41:00 That must be some page. they paying him, that must be some page. He liked her. All right. So I just, I can't believe the, how this worked on Howard to not even question big pharma and these drugs that everyone was forced to take, even though they don't seem to work for anything. But he continues on. I want to thank the people who invented the COVID vaccine. I am so flabbergasted. I turned

Starting point is 01:41:28 on the TV last night to watch the Golden Globe Awards a little bit. And there was a commercial begging people to get vaccinated for COVID. Here we go again. They won't get the new variant is a motherfucker. Well, okay. So what's the vaccine going to do? You got it and it's still terrible. It's possible. It's actually weakening your immune system. Also, the fact you don't come in contact with germs at all, they're just hiding from them all the time. It's not good for you. That is a go away. So of course, you're going to get more time. How many times you're going to get the jab before it stops working for you? Because your body, whatever, just gets used to it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:42:07 No, it's, it's the way vaccines have ever worked. They've changed the definition of vaccines for this one, but he continues on. But we still have people in this country who are anti vaccine. They're out of their minds. I even people who took the other vaccines are like vaccine exhausted. Yeah, or vaccine injured. It's a two seconds to go over to a ride aid or a CVS and get a vaccinated, which is thank God I did. That's where he went. I mean, what a what a wallop this thing is not wall greens. Not wall greens. But how bizarre is he hearing the words coming out of the What a what a wallop this thing is not Walgreens

Starting point is 01:42:50 Not Walgreens, but how bizarre is he hearing the words coming out of his mouth I did all the things you're supposed to do and it hit me so hard Well, then what are you talking about this is not a good advertisement for the booster right one way or the other How yeah, so then he starts spitting some ridiculous misinformation. One out of every three people in the country have COVID right now. That's what started. He thinks 115 million people. Oh, there's three people here. How are you guys feeling? How are four out of five people feeling on the show? Hey, wait a sec. Wink, wink. What are you wondering why I'm not there? What are the three people of COVID right now in America, which is just the dumbest

Starting point is 01:43:32 they've ever heard out of the why he says I'm in a four piece band and right before Christmas everybody in the band got COVID except me. Do you hear that? I got my music 75% of America has COVID right now. That's how statistics work, right? Yeah, exactly. We're doing the smallest sample size. We're doing smallest sample size possible.

Starting point is 01:43:52 Two out of three people believe statistics like that. Yeah. Do you guys know that your hairstyle always dies before the age of 60? I know. I can't believe 100% of the time from COVID. I as a last clip I have out here because let's find out why Howard decided to actually do the show this Monday, even though he's still testing positive for cover, stunning and brave. Now I also want to thank my buddy,

Starting point is 01:44:15 Dr. Regus, who told me to come do the show. I wasn't going to do the show today. And he told me it would be a good idea. He says, what did he say to me? He said with COVID? Don't be. I think you have to hear this. He wrote me this inspirational note. I go, what the hell is that mean? I'm leaving the pauses. This is a show. Let me see. This is how I read it here. I'm reading my talk. I mean, inspiration. First showing four weeks. He's not ready. to me inspiration for showing four weeks. He's not ready. Um, yeah. I really want you to take charge of the residual symptoms, not have them take charge of you. So I wrote, what the hell is that mean? I'll tell you what that means. Your buddy Dr. Agus knows your hypercontract and is trying to tell you it's not that bad. I know every one of my life has gotten through this

Starting point is 01:45:06 and got back to work the next week. You need to do that, Howard. It's really your fine. And Howard's just like, what the fuck does that mean? Why doesn't he read that book? He was always touting in the back in the day about back pain.

Starting point is 01:45:20 It's all in your head. It's all right. That's right. That's not your egg. It's this book where he pretty much explains. You can cure your back pain. No, it's Dr. Sarno. Well, that right. It's all right. That's right. That's not your egg. It's this book where you pretty much explain. You can cure your back pain. No, it's not your sarno.

Starting point is 01:45:27 Well, that was after sarno. You're right. Yes. Yeah, that's your sarno's that one who doesn't plagiarize every page of his book. I mean, you got it and now you're back. Like you survived it. What did he say?

Starting point is 01:45:39 Tell you, it's not as bad as you thought. Guys, I got a fun announcement. I know we haven't been having much fun over the last hour or so. Let's get back into some fun. We're on and some deranged stories that are very strange. Weird news. A big announcement from Scorch who has been blown out. Radio station gig and they replace him with nothing. There is no longer a

Starting point is 01:46:07 morning show at 92.3. The actual. I went to their website and you go out there like the radio personalities is a midday person a weekend guy. That's not good. But that's good news for us because Scorch has announced on Facebook. We are putting together an amazing team for this re-launch of Scorch PFGTV, aiming for a March 1st debut for the first time ever. The show will air live as it happens on our YouTube channel, we'll have clips of each show available after airing on all of the websites. Stay tuned.

Starting point is 01:46:44 So this is going to air from his big old shop. I hope so. I'm going to die. Scorches pretty fucking great TV is coming back and I couldn't be more excited because that is a video component to it, which scorches twice as good as you can see of as you. Oh, yeah. I'm just stumbling over his ridiculous next. It sounds like he's gonna take that same business model as Chad and Ray and it's gonna go right behind the paywall. Yeah, that's probably true.

Starting point is 01:47:12 Like watch it live with that. Yeah, you're S.O.L. after that. I think you might be right about that. We want to talk about today. I'm gonna try to fly through this, but it's very important that we get to it because an old low cow has emerged. She's come back with a force with a vengeance. Of course, I'm talking about Maddox.

Starting point is 01:47:31 Maddox put out the almost three hour long documentary about what a jerk Dick Masterson is. Now he's a big fat meanie, but Jeannie. He doesn't like him very much. And so Maddox, just a couple days ago did an AMA, ask him anything, let's find out what we can learn about Maddox and I gotta tell you, I don't know what his strategy is here, I was actually messaging with Dick and Sean today. I think that Maddox thinks that he's gonna win us over.

Starting point is 01:48:01 That we're gonna be like, yeah, you know what? Maddox is really the good guy in this one. Screw that dick guy, he's a jerk. Otherwise, it doesn't make any sense that he's trying to get everyone riled up again, talking about him again. It's all the stuff that brings him misery. That he's complaining about, nonstop. But I just want to prove to you what a bitch he is. And the way he treats his viewers is the same way, instead of doing John treats his viewers. A lot of these low cows just assumes everyone's an idiot. They're the only smart person.

Starting point is 01:48:30 Because a lot of people have the same traits. Narcissism is right at the top of the list. And so Maddox says, all right, we're doing a Q&A, and an AMA, we're gonna call it, but there are two rules. And listen to him explain this. Okay, anyway, so rule number one,

Starting point is 01:48:44 no questions will be answered from people who haven't watched the documentary self-explanatory. You want your you want you think you have something important to say watch the documentary if you have something to say afterwards then I'll answer your question. Even if it's critical I don't care if you criticize me or the documentary or anything like that but by the way if you ask me a question I'm gonna ask you a question as well because I have some questions Trust me. I have some questions

Starting point is 01:49:10 Okay, what's your stupid office? The Dax ever show signs of his behavior with Craigslist guys when he was with you There was some really creepy shit one time of the girl on Tinder. What's the other rule? Okay number rule number two The second the second question. I'm the second rule the second round rule is no loaded questions. Now, I don't know if you guys know what that is. Do you know what a loaded question is? No, explain it. It's like a very simple question, but I think I'm talking to a lot of simple people. So I need to explain what it is.

Starting point is 01:49:38 One loaded question. I'm just going to win all of this over with this. A loaded question is, if you ask somebody a question say For example, here's a here's an example of load of question. Why is pepperoni pizza your favorite? So in the question you're making Question No Wow Oh, yeah, no, he's gonna explain it. I know the meat lovers is actually more loaded.

Starting point is 01:50:07 Loaded baked potatoes more loaded. In the sunset. Why are you so gay and some loaded questions? What their favorite kind of type of pizza topping is. A better question, a non-loaded version of that question is, do you like pepperoni on pizza? All right, so no loaded questions. Thanks for dumbing that down for us, Dummy.

Starting point is 01:50:24 I had no idea it was going on. I'm much appreciated. So what was cool about this is as he's doing this live AMA, Dick saw that he was doing this. So he went on live on his channel and was telling people questions to ask Maddox because Dick had like five times a number of people watching him. And I don't know if this came from Dick specifically might have, but I think this is a pretty good question. Cody Forester says,

Starting point is 01:50:49 Dax has a copy, a copy cat that harasses Stuttering John. Would you ever do a guest appearance on John's podcast and give him on his support? Dax has a copy cat that harasses Stuttering John. I don't know. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh fuck you know. I don't know what you're talking about. Oh fuck you asshole. You don't know what he's talking about. You don't know they're talking about me.

Starting point is 01:51:11 I have a theory on this. There's no way Maddox doesn't know what he's talking about. I have a theory on this. I think that Maddox doesn't want to make people aware of how many people are successful and hate him because it would ruin his case. If you're just like, well, you got a problem with Dick, but then there's also these people who think he's suckin'

Starting point is 01:51:29 they're doing pretty well. And these people think he's suckin', they have an audience and that's person of that guy over there. So he has to be like, yeah, I don't know what these people are. People ask about Vito, he's like, yeah, I don't know. I think Vito probably just, you know, figure it out eventually that Dick's a dick

Starting point is 01:51:40 and all this stuff. It's just like, you're not being genuine. At least he's not taking the approach where He's promoting you actively like John would do. That's true. When he was going back at you, he's taking a slightly better approach. But I noticed on the bottom, he's promoting his social media. For some reason, he's promoting threads. I didn't know that still existed. But he has no Twitter anymore. Why is he off Twitter? Oh, I wonder if it's because of that big,

Starting point is 01:52:05 meanie moogini Elon Musk. Well, he's wants that free speech and stuff, you know, chumps back. So maybe that's it. But yeah, man, it's a political stance. Like pathological behavior, these types of stalkers who are gonna become obsessed like this, it becomes pathological.

Starting point is 01:52:22 Six fucking years is insane. Like, guess he was talking about me, it becomes pathological. Six fucking years is insane. I guess he was talking about me. I'm pathological. All right, here's another just really quick short one, but I just thought this would be good since I know John watches my show. You wanna hear this? Yeah, sure, I remember studying John from Howard Stern.

Starting point is 01:52:37 I don't know much about him since. Mal wears, says, do you regret not doing a Patreon for biggest problem? No. All right, so I think that sounded like a yes I Think that he will team up with Stuttering John and do a show together Something to look forward to John could use a friend

Starting point is 01:52:56 They're both out now. Hey a temporary friend. They both hey Carl. They both hate me. They got something you can't be not ready Oh, yeah, somebody's somebody super chat Maddox how he feels about the shit layer. We could have a broken energy. They also both like core's lights. Oh, no shit. There's a lot of things here they could do. So then Maddox brings up my buddy Larry, Larry Bynur from that Larry show. Larry's a friend of WTP.

Starting point is 01:53:22 We've collaborated on a number of things. Now I was a little surprised to hear this coming from Madness because everyone wants to tell you guys a Larry story. So this is kind of interesting. I want to show you guys something with Larry. So Larry, for those of you who don't know, which is fucking everyone, because no one knows who that guy is. For those of you who don't know which is fucking everyone cuz no one knows who that guy is This guy Larry Blinder that fanboy introduced me to and at first I thought it was like a decent dude. He seemed to he seemed like an alright guy But I got back Back in the day. I'm gonna pause this is gonna be you guys gotta hear this so way back in the day when I'm gonna pause this, this is gonna be, you guys gotta hear this. So way back in the day when we, when I first started my podcast, I know that Stupid

Starting point is 01:54:09 Crown insists on wearing that and looks terrible with the reflection. I've never seen him before. I got me having the Jerry Banfield experience at Lucy. I should know, this is what he looked like. He looks so regal. Yeah, right. It looks like he's just came from a burger king. Yeah. It's not an impressive. I respect him more now because of the crown.

Starting point is 01:54:29 Right. Yeah. See, he's the king. All right. So this is his very blightner story here. audio. But this is Larry Blightner, the guy who used to do like, uh, Oh, wow. Okay. That's where he starts playing Larry show and he claims that it sucked. And he says he has the personality of trisketz. He says about Larry Breider. It's a very thoughtful guy. It does a very good show that I enjoy quite a bit. So he's just making friends all over the place.

Starting point is 01:54:59 This Maddox guy. This though is the clip I have to play for you guys. This is the most ridiculous thing that he says. If anyone who knows Dick master center is hung out with them or seen him at our live shows or his live shows You would know how ridiculous this is Cantool says who would win in a fist fight between you and dad's Me

Starting point is 01:55:19 Let's see he thinks he would win in a fist fight against dick master. So that's insane That's one of the funnier things that he's ever said. He's the king. Well, that's true. That's true. So maybe his servants will help him out or something. All right. So that's Maddox. He's back. We'll be checking in on him. We'll be keeping an eye on everything that he's up to. Very exciting stuff. Thank you, Maddox, for re-entering this world. We appreciate the content that you will be bringing to us. This is way more exciting of you going on and answering questions and forming alliances and all the other crazy things that you're doing. All right.

Starting point is 01:55:56 I know. Wearing like a banana mask on your show, it's like such a stupid play-out idea idea right, Cardiff? Fruits, vegetables, and potatoes. Speaking of Southern John. [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ Gage, yeah. My favorite revelation from this week, I talked about it on Tuky Soup this morning. John admitted the iPad mini that he got for the beloved Chatter's loved one. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:56:37 Turned out to be Nikki Bees-Hosbeth going through Kimo. He was able to get that iPad from another guy at the bar from points for four points and it wasn't this other guys iPad it was his daughters So his loser buddy at this bar Who could you allegedly? Another day drinker who's going yeah, I could probably scrounge up an iPad. Let me just, you like, there you go. Poor daughter. And so it turns out, John, who's been taking credit for this forever,

Starting point is 01:57:13 got her this iPad, so amazing of him. And you know, talk to him about his mom giving $100. Guys going through chemo, but okay, this iPad, so important that he did that and he brags about it. It's so old They couldn't even update the operating system and use it. It was unusable So he did the daughter a favor but without knowing it. It sounds like John's out for pints Plus time and postage But also where he was collecting money for this, right?

Starting point is 01:57:45 Right. So he was collecting money all along. And he just got it for a couple of rounds at the pub. Well, he claims that he also donated money. And I believe he did. I believe it was a very minimal amount of money. He was begging for superjets for a month or so. The bear.

Starting point is 01:58:01 I had many wasn't did in addition to the funds. Yes. Yeah. See, he brags about all the things he did. Well, to him, maybe it was a lot of money. Him it is. To him and super chats that he was gotten at that time. Yeah, I suppose that's probably true. I'd like to send your husband some points if I could. Bayon practice was canceled last night. So I got to sit at home and check out what John was up to. But before we get into that, I just want to play this is a video that Joe Namath NYJ put up, put together, put it up on the sub-reddit here. And I find this hilarious. It just goes to show how slow John is. How long it takes him to think before he can react to something. Peanut's drink gold. Thanks for the five bucks.

Starting point is 01:58:48 Go back and watch your first appearances when you got back in. Because school and play they had a child and you guys you guys self-fight. Oh, okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Nah. Brilliant. Just a brilliant video. Alright, so on the episode from yesterday, Stuttering John is talking about he's reacting to the fact

Starting point is 01:59:28 Andrew Broward came on WATP and John is not happy about this. At all, he's very upset with Andrea. And Andrea sent him an email that said, John, stop talking about Nikki B, stop bringing her up. She doesn't want to be brought up. She didn't want anyone to know that she was her husband was a people that he was raising money for. That's why she didn't want to have a go fund me or anything like that. She didn't want anything to do with this. So Andrew Brower being

Starting point is 01:59:57 a friend, former moderator, settling John, along with Benny Locke, says, John, you got to stop doing this. If you don't, then I'm gonna release all of these DMs and texts and email conversations that we've had that you probably don't want out there. And John went, that's extortion! You can't do that to me! So this is just hilarious.

Starting point is 02:00:19 Oh, Nikki, what a pity you don't understand. I take you by the hell, but I take you by the hell that I take you by Listen to me. We're the hearts So so again, John's weaponizing this now. Oh, you don't want to talk about Nikki B. I'll sing songs about Nikki B Oh, sure you I'll show you I was like just starting fall asleep and then I put this on last night And then I heard that and I was like mother hour and a half yeah sleep and then I put this on last night. And then I heard that and I was like, Mother fuck God damn power to half. Yeah.

Starting point is 02:00:47 Oh, Nikki, what a pity you don't understand. I take you by the hell. I think you buy the hell. Listen to me. Hell, Baba. I am not going to be extorted. I talk to my attorney, lie, Andrea.

Starting point is 02:01:03 I was done with the whole Nikki beefing. I was done with the whole Nicki B thing. I was done with it. All right, I'll check out how stupid Jadis. So this is the very beginning of a show. He's all fired up. And again, this is performative, John. I'm not going to give him any credit for the emotion he's showing. It's all fake.

Starting point is 02:01:17 But watch out on prepare to his for his own show. This is the main thing he wants to talk about. I said my piece. I said how I was hurt over the fact that she ate and come to my defense and that um those two things she didn't come to my defense. I can't remember. The other thing I really piss pissed about, whoops. Two things, you can only ask me questions

Starting point is 02:01:46 if you watch the documentary. Yes. What was the other one? That troubles a two. I mean, two is too many things apparently. One thing, that's the only thing. Go figure. All right, so John's gonna explain that,

Starting point is 02:01:58 you know, he talked to his attorney, his powerful attorney, not the fake, he even says, this isn't the legal shield attorney. This is the real attorney that I talked to. And he's gonna threaten Andrew now. But Andrea Broward decided through email, which is not very bright. If you say it on the phone, he said, she said,

Starting point is 02:02:17 not once, I have about five emails from her, extorting and blackmailing me. If you mention Nikki, I'm gonna reach all your DMs and all your emails, that is called extortion. Okay. So John is claiming that this is extortion and I don't know if this is gonna be a lawsuit or just criminal charges being brought up.

Starting point is 02:02:40 He's talking to his attorney about it, it's in the works. Normally I'd be suspect, but he talked to his attorney. Yeah, if the attorney agreed with him, it's probably as true. I'd be suspect, but he talked to his attorney. Yeah, if they turn you agree with them, then probably it's true, because the one thing I know about John is that in the past, when he says, I've talked to my attorney about this, and the next steps are this and this,

Starting point is 02:02:54 he always follows through with, I actually know you know what, never. Never once. This is the same shit that he threatens every fucking time. And never once does he follow through with anything, and we just don't believe you anymore. We didn't before, but we certainly don't know. In fact, I messaged Andrew, I go, just see it all.

Starting point is 02:03:13 Have a field day because just not doing anything. He can't do anything. Now you're criminally responsible. Now I'm criminally responsible. Oh, come out of the stake. He set it on the show. Did you not see the part of the show he went through his, uh, his lawsuit batting average? Yes. Of course he did. He goes, this is, and I don't have the clip,

Starting point is 02:03:32 but John is such a fucking idiot. He won against Sharon Stone lost against, lost against serious ex-app. That's 50% that's a Hall of Fame batting average. John, no one has two at bats and makes the whole thing. That's the% that's a whole thing badding average. Yep. John no one has two at bats and makes the whole That's the part you're forgetting here. How about the 2500 hits a log with the good badding average. That's what you need Fucking moron. Yeah math expert and again You settled outside a court with Sharon Stone and don't call it a fucking win you idiot the bodyguard Physically assaulted you and they paid you off Right, that was where it dropped off with you having any involvement with it. Right. You got hit

Starting point is 02:04:10 Well, what's great about this is that John's on here going this woman's threatening me and I'm gonna bring Legal action and that's the same time John's threatening everyone because he can't help himself If that's really you one reddit, and you called my landlord. And Mark, I know you really do like Nikki. Yeah. Oh, oh, I know. Oh, I know. I know the home.

Starting point is 02:04:40 You want me to go there? I know the whole thing with you and your wife. Yeah, I know all of that. So, wait. Can I just make a point? Yeah, please. When he's doing this performance stuff, it says things like I know all of it.

Starting point is 02:04:54 I know he knows nothing. Yeah, of course. Of course. But he also, but he wants to threaten, he wants to weaponize, he wants to threaten people with information. Which based on his definition of extortion is the exact same thing. Wouldn't you agree? Yeah.

Starting point is 02:05:07 Which is like, you better not do that or also I'm going to do this thing that you're not going to like. That's what Andrea did to you that you're now complaining about, dummy. It's different when I do it. It's always different when I do it. It's different when he does it because he thinks that he releases the information regardless of what happens. Is that why? Yeah. Well, I mean, it's because it's an alien. That is true, and accidentally. the information regardless of what happens. Is that why? Yeah.

Starting point is 02:05:25 Well, I mean, it's because it's an alien. That is true, and accidentally. So this is proof that John is scared. He's scared of this information getting out. And you can tell here when he tries to be the big man and then he immediately goes, oh wait. If you mention her name, I'm gonna fucking release your deems. Get it.

Starting point is 02:05:44 I don't give you permission. I'm gonna fucking release your deems. Get it. I don't give you permission. I'm not fucking I'm I'm I'm not fucking you want to release that go ahead. I mean don't. I'm not a bad person. I wouldn't recommend it. Yeah. Let's not because I do that but I'm not fucking I'm not worried. Yes you are. I call your lunatic a hundred times. Yeah, because of the shoe fence. Wear it. People in class houses. God. God. Now this is not a threat.

Starting point is 02:06:14 God. Yeah. Coming. Here's text and DMs. Get out there. God forbid an emails that Andrea's text DMs and emails get out there. Whoa.

Starting point is 02:06:33 I ain't got all day drama queen. Yeah, no, scared of this performance. You're not intimidating anyone with this. John still thinks that for some reason we haven't been watching him for the last five years and know that there's nothing behind There's a bit of a pattern. Yeah, there's a we know what's going on here, John. You've got nothing You're scared. Those other people aren't laughing stocks on the internet. That's people Care about their DMs nobody cares about their DMs getting out. Oh, this is something you just not want to

Starting point is 02:07:02 Yours so we can make fun of you more and I had had a theory on this because Nicky B wants nothing to do with John and John was talking all about how they were really good friends. They spoke on the phone other time, John did all this stuff for her. I have a feeling that John treated her like he treats everyone else like shit. And he doesn't want that coming out

Starting point is 02:07:18 because that's what John does. He treats everyone that he sees as less than him like shit. And if there's someone who's gonna be a listener or a moderator or even another podcaster or a Rochester, he thinks he's better than them. And they're beneath him for some reason because he's an asshole. He's always trying to ward people off

Starting point is 02:07:33 from talking to anyone that's had contact with him, really. That's true. Yes, he's very insecure. He knows he's a pain in the ass and a prick. And whenever he says that it isn't a threat, I think that it is. God forbid the emails and texts and DMs get out from Nikki and Andrea because she pulls the trigger like she did yesterday on Carl's show. If she pulls that trigger,

Starting point is 02:08:01 God forbid, I'm not saying for me. I'm not saying for me. This is not a threat. This is not extortion. I'm just saying God forbid Because you can't just show one side. I guess you can't What is he trying to say don't engage yourself in extortion? Because you know what I received I love the fact because it literally is the God forbid, someone would break these windows. You know, you got a really fancy store here on the corner here, I'd got for a bit, I'm a bet, you might want to have some security,

Starting point is 02:08:32 look at it after it, God forbid, this is literally a threat. Everything you're saying is a threat, even when you say not for me though, still a threat Chad. Still a threat, even when the mafia guy goes, look at, I'll have a problem with this store front, but all the people might, I don't know watch out being your best interest to

Starting point is 02:08:49 Right fucking asshole But don't don't engage yourself in extortion Because you know what I received Five email saying if I don't if I mention Nikki one more time you're gonna start releasing private texts and emails from me That is the definition of extortion. I don't think so He's also just so obsessed with controlling the narrative. Yes, but yeah, here's one anything leaking out Which we already know, but I just I hate listening to him explain that. This one is all over the place. He gets very confused about what he's even arguing about.

Starting point is 02:09:27 This one. Believe me, I will take legal action. I don't care. They get all laughing for me for being litigious, but that's all I got. Lady Kay himself said, I said, well, he goes, why did you call the cops on Chad John? I said, because he's threatening to banter lives of my home. Well, I said,

Starting point is 02:09:47 I go, yes, so what am I supposed to do? Well, wait, I said, what would you do if you ban the lives of your house? I would just call the cops. So in other words, Lady Kay, you're confusing two different things right now. My insurance. Let me explain what John is talking about. And I'll also explain the hypocrisy in this first off Chad said a Tweet to fuck with John and John claims that he called the FBI the Tampa police department in the Cape Coral police IA and he claims that he has the Cape Coral police driving by his house every half hour or something watching for Chad to come and Manalize and I go Chad's fucking with you, John. Why would

Starting point is 02:10:25 you call the police somewhere? This is ridiculous. What he's confusing that with is when I was on the phone with John and John goes, listen, man, even though we know where each other's lives, I'm not going to vandalize your house because you could just vandalize my house if I did that. And I went, John, I'm not going to vandalize your house back. I'll call the police. And now I know who did it. So that's a very different thing. After the vandalism happens, you call the police. Get the

Starting point is 02:10:44 police involved. When someone vandalism happens, you call the police. Get the police involved. When someone threatens an empty threat, you don't call the police. Now let me explain why it's hypocritical that John says this is an example. Maybe he realized it as he was saying it probably not. He's a moron. John actually did threaten to vandalize my house multiple times. Shit, he got all the walls jerking off of the pool. All the things that he talks about, you know,

Starting point is 02:11:04 he's pepperoni's are going to explode by bad. He's like all this shit. This is actually threatening vandalism on my house Did I call the police? No, you don't have to call the police the police can just listen to the audio We have we have the evidence, but this is where we have the evidence Where John gets everything all confused. It doesn't understand. I hit the Photoshop. Such a fucking idiot. And then he acts like, oh, but you guys can play when I do something, but you guys do it too. No, you're conflating what this all is.

Starting point is 02:11:35 I would just call the cops. So in other words, Lady Kay, you are the hypocrite. You are the fucking perennial hypocrite. In other words, I shouldn't call the cops. I shouldn't call my attorneys when I'm being extorted. All right, so this is where it gets even funnier because later out of the show, our buddy, penis rickael, uh, mentions this to Chad.

Starting point is 02:11:57 Do you think Carl will sue you for threats and email? No, he can't. No, I never threatened him. So no, no, that'll never happen. Oh, you see, like, you got a little bit nervous about that. He's like, no, no, no, no, maybe, let me read the email I got from Chad just recently. It says, if you continue, I know more about your family than you would like me to know, sick to goofing on me. And he goes, I did I say, I would do anything. It's implied, Chad.

Starting point is 02:12:26 How do you not know that? The whole thing where you go on to nice looking window you got there, it's implied that you're going to smash it out. If you don't do the thing, the worst one should do. That is extortion. Yes. That is the definition of if the extortion Andrea did that, then you definitely did it. And in legal terms, that John would understand, if the judge was reviewing this, he'd be like, Carl, that's not cool. Right. As you know, that's what judges are always talking about. Not cool, man.

Starting point is 02:12:55 Make a foot of trans people. Not cool. Court of public opinion. Cup of doubt, yeah. Down the pike. Oh, this is a fun clip. And then I want to talk about I actually interacted with John yesterday. So I want to play that for you guys. So sweet. But first,

Starting point is 02:13:12 did you catch that, Lizzy? On the show yesterday is pretty late in the show. Yeah. I'm excited. Okay. Cool. All right. So this is hilarious because somebody asks John, uh, when's the last time he went a day without drinking? And this response is, uh, well, quite telling, I would say. When was last day? Well, without a drink, albeit. Um, uh, December. Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. 19, 19, 19, 19.

Starting point is 02:13:44 I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't say, I won't know. He might be marking his gross beer cans up there to mark each day. It was around the time that I was in New York and I went two days without drinking. I like dumb apples. So everybody, when I found hilarious, mom, there's everyone pointed out the fact that this is a couple of weeks ago, and I can't remember. But what I thought was hilarious is he goes 23rd, 24th, 25th, he just mentioned Christmas Eve where you're at your brother's house and you were filming it and you were drinking beer at the couch watching football a Christmas day that you were also on the internet that day. Now the days after that, he got sick.

Starting point is 02:14:31 Remember all of a sudden he was sick and then he was better all of a sudden. That's 630. People were speculating that maybe he didn't drink alcohol the days he was sick and that's why he didn't feel good. I don't know. Not a doctor. I just know about the vaccines. Again, the reason that we don't remember it from this year is because he's

Starting point is 02:14:50 talking about 1998. Yeah, that's very possible. Two, yeah, it was in December at some year. I don't know. It all bleeds together. Okay. So John is on his show yesterday and he's going on and on as he always does. He's very repetitive. I don't know how I always trash his kids and I'm the worst person. I'm always calling them losers and people in the chat I appreciate it. They have my back to my Chinese fucking around. He's joking. John Keyes bring up the thing. Is he joking? He writes on Patreon. We call his kids losers. It's more fun than you think it is. Yes. That was specifically a joke It was I mean, I wasn't even trying to mask it. It was very obviously a joke and John just can it goes on And that wasn't a joke when he said that my daughter was like Bob a buoy and that's an insult to Bob a buoy

Starting point is 02:15:38 Yes, of course that's a joke. Yes, because if it wasn't Bob a buoy be mad That's a joke. Yes, because if it wasn't, Bob a booey be mad. Right. Try and just sue us. And the joke is on you, John, the fact that your wife had an affair with your coworker and that's his daughter. That's the joke. Tommy.

Starting point is 02:15:55 So I'm watching this go back and forth and John just keeps, you know, being willfully ignorant and saying, he's not joking. No, no, no, he's trashin' my kids, trashin' my family. So finally I go, I's get a super chat, this asshole, and explain to him so that we can put this to bed, just to end this once and for all.

Starting point is 02:16:12 Is this the real dickhead? Yes. It is really Carla. It is. John, your dog traditional seem great. I'm happy for them. I don't think they'll lose us. Those with jokes, if they're so terrible, stop repeating them.

Starting point is 02:16:30 Ethan Hell. Okay, let me read that because he did that. Yeah, it says, John, your adult children all seem great. I'm happy for them. I don't think they're losers. Those were jokes. If they're so terrible, stop repeating them. Fucking hell. Because that's the thing. He keeps repeating this joke about Baba Buibi and the father. And it's like, well, stop saying that. That I don't say that anymore. I said that one time. That's how I do jokes.

Starting point is 02:16:54 One time we move on. So John just read that. And now this takes the wind out of his sales because he loves to say he can do anything he wants to me and the shit-wire because we both trash his kids. Now, surely he's never trash his kids. I've made jokes about it just to fuck with them. They obviously worked like a charm, but now I'm ready to be like, all right, I have no problems with your family and your kids. We've complimented them many, many times. We're actually impressed they turned out so well to be out of the I'm feeling this is $10 well spent. Okay.

Starting point is 02:17:26 Thank you. Watch what John does because he can't he doesn't want this to be the case. He doesn't want this to go away. He needs this. Of course he needs to be mad at me for this fake thing that he's made up. You will believe the deflection here. You haven't seen this yet for this. No sir.

Starting point is 02:17:41 This is incredible. So now you're a South Park character. So you incredible. So now you're a South Park character. So you went from Howard Stern to being a South Park character now. So my average part in YouTube is, you know, the South Park character that Alex got grannously made. So what if you were a swastika? Next time.

Starting point is 02:18:01 That's my old one. That's my old one. So John instead of addressing what I just said. Yeah. Oh now you're a South Park. Yeah. What a loser. What a loser. Everybody's be a barge. Look at me have a star wars. Yeah. I'm not you a South Park. All right. Let's see where he goes with that. He's probably he probably puts together a pretty good. Oh yeah, he's got my mantle going. Yeah, hell. So now you're a South Park character. So you went from Howard Stern to being a South Park

Starting point is 02:18:32 character now. Man, you have you. Yeah, keep thinking. Yeah, what do you call it? You're never going to be famous, man. Okay. Not going down the path you're going. I will never say never to anything. Why not try something acting comedy? So why not address the content of the

Starting point is 02:18:54 Super Chat? Why not address when I just said to you instead of making up a thing that's not my goal. It was your goal in life. I know you've talked about it many times. I've never wanted to be famous. It's why I don't use my real name on anything I do. But you don't want to be an actor. You don't want to. I don't act. I don't do stand up comedy. So all right.

Starting point is 02:19:13 Again, John's going to explain me. He could be bad at it like John. Yeah, right. I know he's like, anyone could do it. Look at me. He had television. You could direct a movie. Terrible movie and do terrible stand up.

Starting point is 02:19:24 You know, writing. Maybe I was hoping for you somewhere. That was toilet paper. In this entire world. Actual clean acts. Toilet paper is a lot cheaper than tissue, it's obviously. So now we just got the whole roll of toilet paper, shoving up his nose. But why just focus on a guy that you looked up to all your life.

Starting point is 02:19:47 A couple of things about that. First off, today's show we covered three podcasts, then Jerry Banfield, then I had Joey Cian, then we talked about Patty C Cups, we talked about Patrick Moutin and Chad Zumock Zuma Jimmy Kimmel and Aaron Rogers We looked at Scorch his big announcement with PFG Maddox Howard Stern and now we're talking about Sudary John Bolanda so Good news asshole. I don't just talk about you. I hated defending you a couple weeks ago But I literally calculate you're on the air like 12 hours a week and maybe an hour is John right and Calculate, you're on the air like 12 hours a week and maybe an hour is John. Right. And also this thing where he thinks

Starting point is 02:20:27 that I looked up to him on my life and I think the potato is the one who told him this. Are you the one who told him I was trying to him in my basement? Yes, on the other's exactly opposite that one. Right. And John always believes when he wants to believe. Of course.

Starting point is 02:20:43 So he thinks that I worshiped this guy. Yeah, literally a shrine I can be like I sent them I sent the pictures of the autographed picture that you have on the wall that I took It's hilarious. Tament world. He's so funny. But why just focus on a guy that you looked up to all your life? You know you love me on Stern. I know you love me on Stern.

Starting point is 02:21:16 So why don't you be a fan? Why don't you be like, hey, Johnny, welcome to my show. Now, that's a wretch, because I remember when John first responded to us making fun of his podcast, he's like, this fucking losers, I would never even give him the time of day. He was way too good for us and too big for us back then. And now he's going,

Starting point is 02:21:35 you should just invite him out of what it come out. We could have busted balls. Well, he had a great show together like, now this is where he takes things. Take it now, brother, he's saying, would you please be nice? Would you just be nice? I, you're right. That's a good point. He's? Well, you just be nice. I know you're right.

Starting point is 02:21:45 That's a good point. He's always keeping this going. I know. Every episode becomes on and says the same shit about me over and over again. It's not true. So it's like he needs you more than you need. No, no, no. And you know what? It's speaking of us needing each other. I think I'm fucking Batman because I can go to the riddler, I can go to the penguin, I can go to Eddie. He's just the Joker.

Starting point is 02:22:16 Tom Myers, who's Lex Luser. Lex Luser, Tom Myers. This fucking idiot is just the one guy who's got to fight Batman and Robin all the fucking times are you Robin in this scenario? I think you just I think you just came up with the next live show poster. He has nice. I love it. That's actually really funny. Alright, Min salad. I've already reached out to Min to do our uh Largo show. So coming together. Yeah. Or John, like, you know, be a fan like you are. I'm not. Don't be a hater. I don't like you.

Starting point is 02:22:50 I'll forgive you. I don't care. I will. I don't care. I forgive anybody. I gave everybody a second session. You know why? Jaylon and one said to me because he looked at how it's stirring me when I turn as a, you

Starting point is 02:23:06 know, like, and when he heard me, because when people were boring, I'll say something bad about me. And he said, Stadi, I'm not even saying you know, I find the second chance. Audio. Carl, I'll give you a second chance. Just stop. Stop with the trash and the kids. I, I,-stop shows. Like just look at John any wipe his nose. John's on six days a week live talking about me and he's

Starting point is 02:23:53 telling me to start with the non-stop shows. Sometimes he's fake sleeping. That's true. He's not always talking about me. Sometimes he would have said you in a cell, some of his funny gags. We get it. I wipe my nose, move on, be creative. Be creative. Do something, lady K. I mean, don't you want to get out of Rochester? I want, I don't want to have to say it, but Chad, you know, you know, specifically where I have another house. I miss you. I've talked about I think he's lazy. Lazy J. I'm missing him. I'm almost missing him saying the word dole tart. I know. I don't know. This is the

Starting point is 02:24:42 good old days. That clip, though, he's, I mean, Rick Sanchez is a genius on the cartoon, but he's talking like that drunk like, yeah, like he's so wasted, he could barely talk without the alcohol in his mouth. In his defense, though, it was like 530m. on the West Coast while this was happening. Yeah So there's that Okay I mean don't you want to get out of Rochester in the winter time. I want to get out of London Don't you want to move on to bigger and better things long island? You should think about that. Oh, I hate this, John, this

Starting point is 02:25:27 version of John. Anybody can be anything. And up where you are to be. To simple. It's not simple. You're a terrible state of comic. And you want to be a stand of comic. It's not as easy as anyone can be anything that they want to be. I hate when he gives me life advice. The last person gives me life advice. The last person I need to life advice from is Stuttering John Valdas. Right. But again, he's answering questions you've never asked.

Starting point is 02:25:51 Right, yeah. Think about it, Carl. Ask me anything. You can do it so much. You can end up in a filthy apartment divorced in California if you put your mind to it. I might. It's very possible.

Starting point is 02:26:04 He's got a few years to it. I might. It's very possible. He's got a few years at me. I might. I just, I got to play that again. The end where he starts like going, listen, I'm going to be a nice guy and give you some advice how to fix things for you. I don't need fixing. You should think about that.

Starting point is 02:26:18 You should think about that. So wise. Yeah, this is closing time, John. Anybody could be anything they want to be just symposent. Is it? Yeah, I turn my hobby into my job. So I agree. It's pretty cool. Okay. So 20 minutes later, it's computer freezes as it always does. And as he's going back into his computer, whatever is to do to get back under the stream, he finally thinks of what he should have said when he went on this rant and it started

Starting point is 02:26:49 with South Park and he didn't know what to say. And then he why don't you just worship me and we'll be friends. And they're like, oh, shit, I should have said that. So now 20 minutes later, he comes back immediately. He's talking to me now. Sorry. And by the way, Carl, how about this? I mean, I'm not joking. 20 minutes ago was five. This isn't like, it froze up at the end of that last thing. He's talking about all those other shit, and then he's like, right, I did this.

Starting point is 02:27:14 Okay, let's see. What do you got? And not even the super chat triggering. I'm like, nothing is just thinking about this while he was rebooting. And it was all fired up about it. Let's think about this for a second. Let's say those were jokes, okay? They were.

Starting point is 02:27:28 Would Janine like those? Would Janine think that was funny? Well, I'll say this. Janine was at DoubleCon in 2023. And I started laughing. So, very possible. Yes, very possible she would. I know her better than you do actually. So yeah, if you think I might find this funny, she might

Starting point is 02:27:51 I'm asking I answered. Would she think that it was funny to go for my children? Would she? I'm asking you. And one of them was a minor when you said that. So what's the difference? Any of that fucking make you idiot. I wasn't even thinking of his upper hand now. He knows my mom's name. And what if I told your mom on you what you're doing?

Starting point is 02:28:15 It's on the internet. She knows. You think I did this? I know you're the black sheep of your family. Nah, I'm not. You're right about that. Would she be okay with that? Would Janine be okay if somebody did a show and said, all of Carl's kids are losers?

Starting point is 02:28:38 Well, you have his number. Can you have Janine give him a call? I'm sorry to be racist there, I saw you in the recess. I was gonna let you know that we're actually really happy with what Carl's doing. He's really happy in life. Yeah. And those were jokes and good jokes. I wish you brought your mom in on the reading

Starting point is 02:28:55 of the wedding speeches. I should have. I should have. Yeah, that would have been so sweet. It would have been. Well, I didn't have her on there, but she did come to Nashville. She had come to Detroit. She came to Philadelphia. She came to Rochester. She's been to a bunch of my own shows.

Starting point is 02:29:10 Does he really think that you're sitting there going, oh man, I'm just ashamed of myself now. I know. John really put me in my place. Well, he's winning another hypothetical argument that doesn't exist. He's going, want to fight told you a family, what you're up to, but you'd be pretty ashamed then. And in his mind, he's winning. He's really good at arguing with people when they're not there. That's when he always wins the

Starting point is 02:29:32 argument. His narrative is, I am controlling this for my family. Right. And so therefore I can control it for Carl's family. Yeah, why are you bringing up moms? I don't talk about his mom. Um, even though, Tookie doesn't amazing impression that I love. But I'm going to talk about it. And John's going there. John's decided he's going to start talking about my mom. And he doesn't know where he doesn't know anything about her. Obviously, it's all stupid. It's all moot. But he thinks he's getting to be with us. But your mom's never been in the

Starting point is 02:30:03 chat. His has been. So he wins. That's true.. But your mom's never been in the chat. His has been so he wins. That's true. Yeah. I'm isn't here watching the show live. Now Facebook. She is on Patreon though. So thanks for the support. I appreciate it.

Starting point is 02:30:15 It's so insane to me that this is what he came up with. After I said, I think your kids are great. We don't have a problem with your family. And this is where his mind went. Yeah. I don't think so. I do. And I don't think she'd be okay with that.

Starting point is 02:30:33 She's fine. Would Janine be okay if on my Patreon, I said, oh, and we goof on Carl's kids. And it's more fun than you think. Do you think Janine would be okay with that? Can I answer that, John? Since you're talking to me directly, she wouldn't give a fuck.

Starting point is 02:30:50 You don't matter. You don't matter in my life to my family, anything. We don't think about you, don't care. Carl's kids are as real as his cats in Florida. Yeah, right, can you watch my kids? Yeah. I don't think so. You're an idiot.

Starting point is 02:31:04 That's why. Would Janine be okay with me saying, oh, would you be okay with you shitting on the walls of my house and for the dog? She'd have a problem with that. She'd be like, oh, it sucks. And Carl's daughter looks like Boba Bowie and that's an insult to Bob a booey. Would Janine be okay with that? I don't think so, Carl.

Starting point is 02:31:30 She'd get over it a lot quicker than you have. That's for sure. But Carl's daughter would have fucked up teeth. Would Janine be okay with how it's turned saying that you should have bought your first point, kid? Would she be okay with that? Would she okay with the long commercial breaks when he was at terrestrial radio? They would sometime last you entire commute. Would your mom be okay with that?

Starting point is 02:31:52 I think you had great parents. I do. No comment. But I think somewhere along the way, you wanted to make money so badly That you quit your real job In order to pursue a hobby. This is another thing. He's created this false narrative that I was just sitting around Twittling my thombs. What should I? I don't want to go to McDonald's again today and work at eight hour shift. What am I gonna do? Wait a second. There's a famous guy on the internet. Just one if I

Starting point is 02:32:28 What am I Oh my god so calculated it's so stupid because of the way John thinks John wants to like how do I make money Podcasts? You can't make her it out. But also how can I spin it back to him be an obsessed about me right? Yeah, yeah, I was doing fine before him being obsessed about me? It may be great. Yeah. I was doing fine before I podcasted for a living. Yeah. Along the way, you wanted to make money so badly. They decided it would be cool to trust children.

Starting point is 02:32:59 Ha, ha, ha. Am I wrong? Yes. Yes. I'm right. You're very wrong, sir. You're very right. I was a partner in a company and John goes But then you decided you'll make money trash and children And the judge said that's not cool All right, that was fun. Let's get Annie in here.

Starting point is 02:33:26 So not even kids, I'm either children. Oh, hello. Hi, Annie. How's it going, everyone? It is going well. I'm bringing you on because we need to poke a dabler. Ooh, I love this part. Let's get to it. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. Topoke.

Starting point is 02:33:47 Adabler. Are you ready to poke? Adabler? And me? OK. OK. Let's do some subreddit surfing, Charlie. Let's see. Oh, look at this. This is a nice one. Oh, this is the first one that pops up. And I couldn't agree more. This is not planned. I just went here. How

Starting point is 02:34:20 could anyone stand to listen to WATa-t-p any longer. It's just two hours of moronic giggling. Three hours. And this is not me who posted it. And shuffling over the dumbest, most who gives a shit stuttering boar nonsense? Moderation Carl, at least go back to the OP, well at some point I was a pretty regular listen for well.

Starting point is 02:34:41 But Jesus man, posting this here and this here and said a w-a-t-P stuff because the stupid fan base Carl Bullwatches dismissed any criticism with high John or high Chad. Carl really deserves his current audience and that is the first one that was up as soon as I freaking pulled it up. And actually that person was a patriot. It still is a patriot I'd remember. He's reached out to me directly, but I... That's the first fucking one. I swear to you people.

Starting point is 02:35:09 And now we will go to Hack vs. Anonymous. What does it just say, Dax? I really guess. Uh, well. So, I mean, I don't't know let's go to act first anonymous they seem to be you know they have the pulse of this all he should have hackford uh... you know i you know they're they trashed me a lot too

Starting point is 02:35:39 but uh... we'll do some subreddit surfing and we'll... This is a good show. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one. Here are your choices number one I don't know what this means next

Starting point is 02:36:16 Why can't I log back into reddit? four SON OF ME Lastly SON OF ME! I'm gonna sing some voice. Lastly, Forget it. Uh... Topoke. Adablin. Alright, I'm gonna say something bold.

Starting point is 02:36:37 I was thinking, I'll just say this, but now I'm going for it. I bet he does all five of those things in that order. That's what I'm gonna guess. And, uh, let's have that one to you, Andy. What do you think? Fuck, I gotta go with B. Yeah, that that was the first one I was actually going to go with Lucy type box. I'm gonna go with him sing songy inside of me. Okay, very possible Annie Why can't they log back in John has issues with that repeated? He does and he was talking about get a get a hack Versa that would make sense and then producer Chris. What do you think? Oh? You blew my mind with that

Starting point is 02:37:21 Possible doesn't it? My instinct says uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh Congratulations But Thank you William Ferguson I paid off your bettox starting for a hundred last week since you we necked in a bet I would expect nothing less from you. Well, he said I didn't have to pay him as long as I'm blocked him I I have I'm blocked them. So I think we're all quits. That's all for this time. I forgot about that.

Starting point is 02:38:08 Come back next time. Quits is done at a few. Different from quid. Yeah, well that's right, yeah, because you just say quid, which also was a career. I thought you are quits. Yeah, I forgot I used to use that. Someone must have finally schooled them from the pub

Starting point is 02:38:19 and said, that's all you know. Oh, there we go. Sorry, Cardiff. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the subreddit surfing skills enough to poke a dabble. Subreddit surfing live Saturday, March the 9th, comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York.

Starting point is 02:38:43 Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com. Do it. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. All right. I have to play for you. This was came up on Tuky's soup this morning. And I thought it'd be perfect for a poke, a dabble or a game. I have to play this clip for this is incredible. No, but I'm not going to take too much of your time. I mean, obviously, I'm going to play the clip. But I do like you, Steve. You're like, you are like, to me like Ray, you're just like a nice guy. But you know what I mean? Like there's no, okay, I thought you were going to say I'm a art. I don't want to say the word, but you thought you were going to say it. I like you're like, right? You're a re.

Starting point is 02:39:28 No, no, no, no, no, no, I like right. You don't like right? I love right. I'm breaking his balls. I'm sure he'll, this will get back to him. No, I just think you guys like that. Like you don't have. Okay. I'm trying to remember how much for that. I gotta go. I always say it's a little further. I gave it. I gave it to this game. I wouldn't even know what else to tell you. John says it's not as easy to look. I didn't prepare for this, but unfortunately. But as soon as I saw this, I went, oh my god. I just want to stump me. There's no way

Starting point is 02:39:55 I would have guessed what John says next. And you know, a horse in the fucking game. Well, you know, I think it's a fucking phrase. But you know, you just like a dog in a fight. We don't have a dog in the fucking game. Well, you know, I think it's a fucking phrase. But you know, you just like a dog in a fight. We don't have a dog in the fight. You don't have a horse in the game. I'm gonna horse game. What a fucking motor. What did John play next?

Starting point is 02:40:17 What a fucking idiot. This is just a quick leftover thing I wanted to talk about. You know, John's been hitting on Kate Meaney pretty openly and actively for a couple of months now. And so Kate stopped responding to him for a while. Then she started to again when they went on have a seat together. And John sent her a ring light. And he's been panning himself on the back ever since. You know, we studied lighting in college.

Starting point is 02:40:44 So he knows all about the ring light. And so Kate tweets out, good morning, with a selfie and John responds, cool, I can't wait to see you with the light. You'll love the improvement. These idiots don't realize it's all in the lighting. Coming from a guy who looks like a gargoyle. I'm

Starting point is 02:41:06 always great at lighting. Yeah, we're got your lighting ugly. You're mad to respond to this good afternoon with, Hey, remember I got you that thing. Don't forget about me getting you

Starting point is 02:41:21 that thing. She didn't ask me to do. Is he Negger? Yes. Is he Negginger? Yes. Is he Negginger? Yes. You'll love the improvement. Like you need my light to make that picture looks terrible that you just took.

Starting point is 02:41:32 You need my light. Yeah. The lighting is my joke. It sure is actually really interesting. They're asking the lighting of my celebrity. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. You know what that's all about.

Starting point is 02:41:44 Fucking hell. Everyone's favorite part of the show This is the part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode I'm happy to tell you that we do have Ray DeVito coming on the show this weekend. And also a special guest who's never been on the show before. I'm very excited about. We'll be checking out a couple of things, but the main category will be this. Good morning, Chloe. Good morning, Chloe.

Starting point is 02:42:17 I'm Jasmine Danger Star Shine, host of Dear Jazzy. Back at it again, fuck what you heard. I'm on the usual bat. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. You're baby. I'm sorry my show is so vulgar.

Starting point is 02:42:31 You're recording in the day carriage has. I know. Sophie Elizabeth Counter extraordinaire time was kindergarten all around big girl except this week I'm a little baby girl because I lost about little sisters. Sophie Elizabeth Starling. Woo. You're great. Thank you. Good morning to take a morning call.

Starting point is 02:42:45 Good morning, Chloe. It's a show called the usual bet. Came in from Jonathan Bunch. Let me read to you how Jonathan described the show to me. They are an ABDL podcast where the two transsexual hosts talk about wearing and shooting in diapers then have a bet and loser has to wear a diaper to the next show. Gives me an idea for the Will Kotzequence. Give it a listen.

Starting point is 02:43:10 So I just love that everyone was sitting there watching you read this and Annie was the only one that reacted until you explain the Shitting and diapers part. Why do you know that Annie? With the baby. Yeah, that is true. We did get into it with the dick show. He actually had one of these diaper wearers out in show after we reviewed his podcast. But yes, the ABD L are these adults that wear diapers. It's a dog baby diaper lovers like that. At least now we know the special guest is. I think Ray will have fun with this right trying to settle for success I think it'll be a good time for all right I want to thank you guys so much. I know it's been a long one today a lot of stuff going on

Starting point is 02:43:56 You know when I was a two days a week. I thought what short episodes on Wednesdays What's two couple things? They'll have the long episode on series so much So much is going on now, the devil first. I can't keep up, man. It says back, Howard hits COVID. So there are more on there. So much going on. Well, you're doing the responsible thing of covering it all.

Starting point is 02:44:13 Right. Three hours at a time. Correct. Andy, keep up. Like all apologies pockets. What's going on with that? Yeah, we are really leaning hard into the March 9th summer and it's surfing live. We I want to encourage everybody to buy tickets and

Starting point is 02:44:30 come to the show. And I also want to point out that it's not just the all apologies podcast. We have special guest producer Chris special guest Carl hamburger sitting in on the on the show. So like Chris is on the show. I'm out. I'm out. Carl's on the show. Fuck that. And then we put out an episode about Olivia Jane and Lori Locklin and the Felicity Hoffman Voters CD Blues. Nice scandal. That's what we covered on this week's episode. Please check it out. Very good. We'll check out all apologies wherever you get your Finer podcast from and then Lucy type box is on YouTube with once over with Kaylee

Starting point is 02:45:13 C-A-Y-L-E-Y. Yeah, spell it Yeah, this week a couple of videos came out. I did a boy in his dog Which is 1977 movie? came out. I did a boy in his dog, which is 1977 movie that is set in 2024. So I did a movie review of that. I also did a movie review of the Hills have eyes. And I was on a hack the movies with Tony doing the remake of the Hills have eyes. So, nice. Busy, exciting week. That's excellent. Check that out. Everybody of course. Cardiff Electric has subreddit surfing and Potato soup is that on Sunday night? I'm not sure about this Sunday. There's it is getting a little deep into playoffs now or we're getting into playoffs now

Starting point is 02:45:55 So yes, good boy. Yeah, Carlson comedy dot com go there for tickets March night subreddit surfing We're considering replacing our opening act with Lucy type boxes things. So go buy tickets tickets now. Yeah. I thought I was going to do stand-up that you're going to write for me. Well, this is changing now. I want to sell some tickets here, Carl. Good point. Good point. Annie, what do you do? Next week, Dylan from somewhere and I will be playing and talking about the Batman Arkham Asylum game from 2009 and you can find them on youtube.com slash at w itgs. Very good. We'll look for that.

Starting point is 02:46:34 Guys, please join us again next time and might be the episode we found out what's for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well, everyone. Party in the must-vis of morning radio. I'm now to show these clothes right now. Hmm. And now the show is open now. Hmm. Okay. Great show.

Starting point is 02:46:48 Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. All right, let's get right into it. We're running over. Do we have any new reviews, Annie? Yep. I got two. And the first one is from Oof HH January 4th, 2024.

Starting point is 02:47:01 Review this show. Here's a few to show for you guys. Tales from the stinky dragon and greetings adventurers. Oh, giving us suggestions for shows to look at. Five stars? I'm going to guess five. That's five. All right. Thank you very much. Much appreciated. The second one comes in from Nuckelhead, 1946, January 6, 2024.

Starting point is 02:47:23 Fat drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. I've tried to watch through one of John's recent Patreon episodes on YouTube for the first time today. I will never get tired of listening to you guys slap him around. He is a legendary jackass. The Devilverse will outlive, outweigh everything else John has blood or dead to to this is his legacy. Oh, that's one star for sure. That's a pretty good one. I'm going to have to five star. Yep, that's another five star review.

Starting point is 02:47:52 All right, very good. I'm glad to hear that guys. If you haven't reviewed our show or maybe you have, but there's other platforms out there, we appreciate helps the algorithm helps people find the show. And that's always appreciated. I'm going to play some voicemail starting with the great sea moose. Listen closely Lucy. I will. Hey Carl, it's the great sea moose here. How do I get in on this Lucy tight box, that

Starting point is 02:48:17 for it. Anyway, call me back. That's it. That's how you do it right there. Great sea moose. Listen very carefully. We have another contestant excellent coming in Gonna write this down at some point. I know it's deluxe bad for a dis guy. Yeah, count photographer Great see you. Oh, the guy. Why do you keep forgetting kindie? Kindie. Thank you. Paulie and dirty Jersey probably I know explaining things to John is completely futile but if somebody let him know that when people say his daughter looks like

Starting point is 02:48:52 Gary not so much making fun of her make a point of you John make a point of you. Singer white cheated on you with Gary and you race his kid, you stupid cock idiot. All about. Yeah, good points. Thank you very much. All right. Speaking of deluxe. Now, I don't know if you listened to the most recent WTP. I did. He was fighting sharks. Yeah. I was very impressed. I was worried about his arm. Then I felt a little bit better. Okay. Things were good. We never feel bad about the sharks. We have an update. All right. Oh, boy. Carl, deluxe on the left coast. Real quick. This is embarrassing to keep it on the low. I'm not allowed to bite sharks anymore. Coast guard informed me my penis is

Starting point is 02:49:33 too large. So they saw me as a octopus and they like a six foot one octopus and they were coming my way. So I'm going to do something else like help with retards and purples and stuff like that with no spare time. And it's embarrassing, but it's not like I go around taking pictures of, you know, North Cal Fives and Calvacans. That would be more defined. Wow. That's competitions already get a little candy. I like it. I also like the heat through in there that he was over six foot because I think that a Cal photographer was boasting about me in over six foot. I think that cow photographer was boasting about

Starting point is 02:50:05 me in over six foot. He said where any heels you want. Very interesting. Yeah. Okay. Very, very interesting. Poor guy though. No brakes. I know. He lost his arm. Now his penis is too big to fight sharks. He's only passionate life. All right. This is some news. Hey, girl, I found some that might find interesting. I was looking through John's IMDB page. I found a show that I haven't heard anyone mentioned before. It's called Tripping the Rift. I just thought it was strange because John frags about everything that he's been in.

Starting point is 02:50:44 It's a really shitty looking like PG animated sci-fi show from like the mid 2000s. It says he's a writer and actor on it so I don't know. It might make interesting fodder for like a bonus episode or something. I don't know. It might make interesting fodder for like a bonus episode or something. Anyway, don't call me back. I didn't know he wrote a writing. I'm surprised voice acted a couple times, but yeah, it was a piece of shit. You're right about that. Let's check it out. Cause I watched the pilot up to the point where John starts talking. John is the space ship or is the computer in the space ship.

Starting point is 02:51:24 And you're amazing. Well, go ahead, Cara. I guess if you never get your lines right and you just they just take whatever you have, you're right. Yeah, right. Um, I love John's character acting here. A lot of times with cartoons, you want to put out a fun voice to illustrate whatever character you're playing and perhaps get more work.

Starting point is 02:51:44 Sure. Denook! Set the course to the nearest time port! We're not moving! Bob! Come on, Bob, you agor-phobic! Let's get going! You know, Denook. And maybe a spaceship who ironically has a fear of space,

Starting point is 02:52:03 but- The always have to refer to me as such? Be reduced to a one-word label hurts. How much like have we did that to you? Oh, police! Like you could sum up any of us with a one-word description. Okay, whatever you say. Bitch, poor. Slacker, win, thief. You know, if he wasn't so fast, I'd get rid of him like that. I heard that.

Starting point is 02:52:29 You don't think he wrote that? He might have. He might have. That seems pretty terrible. All right. Nate from Flint, Colin, in. Hey, Carl. Nate from Flint, Michigan.

Starting point is 02:52:41 It's late Sunday night, and I honestly think you have an apology to issue to the Buffalo Bells and Josh Allen in particular. You've said a lot of frankly, very mean things, this best of all. And they were unwarranted. Well, while I do appreciate you adopting the lions as your next theme, your bills prove it, man. Can't forget my catchphrase. Thanks Nate. Yeah. Wow. What a weekend that was. If anyone watched

Starting point is 02:53:16 Vinnie Paulino and myself, I know Kevin Brennan, he was talking about it. Watch just watching football on Sunday night. Somehow, the bills became the number two seat in the AFC I didn't think they had it in them. Yeah, but go figure they just fight themselves They they wanted to bitch. Well Josh. Yeah, one is really one trying to give the game away the deep. I just played Wow, my god running game was pretty good But I know Josh sometimes just makes a really bad decision. Anyway, the point is I never any doubt I always knew the bills. We're gonna win the AMCs. I was saying it all year. So all right, Pittsburgh, we'll see what you

Starting point is 02:53:51 got on Sunday. Sunday, one o'clock game, my favorite. Very exciting stuff. Paco calling in. Yeah, what's up, girl? This is Paco. You know, overall, I would like to say that I enjoyed Saturday show But there was one part of particular that really stuck out to me and it felt so fucking corny. I hated it I felt so fucking So fucking like you know said like he was fucking like you Like you were a hacker something you had done all right So it was the power of me does like oh

Starting point is 02:54:23 Carl will it the worst time can't you ever heard and if you over here it Alright, so it was the firewood me done. It's like, oh, Carl, where's the last time you ever heard? And as you owe me here, it's your change it, man. I couldn't believe it. I was like, oh my God, this is so fucking fake and corny. I didn't produce a Chris. Oh, no. Oops, I answered the question, honestly. That is bad. Oh, I don't know why the things anymore. We don't see. Why did that just start up? Because it's so cool. Show is trying to end itself at this point. Oh, Andy, you're still here. Yeah, everybody else is leaving.

Starting point is 02:54:58 I don't know why. I'm like, now I'm calling. I'm talking to this. That fucking means I'm like now call another I'm fucking me down for asking them Well, it's the way I just shut the fuck up for the fucking picture I can't even think I just had a stroke. How bad it fucks me anyway, though. I'll see you guys later You know what's the name? I'm a student of Johnny Clayton. The fuck he's such a shaman, you know, saying how it's helping me down the shit All right later. Shout out to Johnny guys. All right. Thank you, Paco. These are keeping us in line Johnny Cook and the F-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5-5- marketing whole shit and started entertaining the masses for free. As we know, I get up

Starting point is 02:55:45 as whole early to clean toy with every day, so I see a shitload of commercials every morning. Someone called that a form of marketing. The two most annoying ones are coming in at number two. Is it fucking you, lawyer, who wants to sue everyone he comes across if you would sue her for the internet and after it Call 1-800-Jubag. That's 1-800-J-E-W-B-K-D-G. And coming in at number one, number one is a Conti doctor that invented the odor in for your twat. Get to what ladies. I see that. Things owes it out. Thank you fucking bye. Yeah, don't just cover her. Let me hose it out.

Starting point is 02:56:26 I've seen that person. They played on like Saturday football games for some reason. Well, because as you said, this is the children for anywhere. I'm like, oh, I know what that means. Could also be specifically here. I'm pretty sure I know where anywhere it is. All right. Well, the Monday is check it in. Hey, it's Mondays again. So I'm looking to the new episode and you're discussing Patrick Michael as to why he's constantly kind of giving so many opportunities, he's fucking them up. I can tell you why.

Starting point is 02:56:57 It's not a fear of success. It's a fear of success the wrong way. He's constantly making new YouTube accounts and trying to rebrand himself, having it with new names. That's just that Chris Chandid for years. Not because he's trying to rebrand himself, but because he was trying to hide from the trolls. Patty is trying to constantly rebrand himself to get away from you guys, because he's the only one to give him attention and he knows that if he gets big for the Anthony Trimney show W-H-P-E of the Ditch show, he will be big but not because he's good but because you guys

Starting point is 02:57:34 think he's funny and that's not how he wants to be big. But it really looks even good. Patrick is obviously autistic. That's all I'm going to say. All right, tell me back. All right, thank you for that observation. Troy and Seattle had a very similar take on that Perhaps you're on to something although now, Patti's definitely embracing this He's all went Sorry, he's working with people. He's putting out shows. He's doing it. Live streaming. So that's good Oh, I meant I shouldn't ask any about that. She left. She'd asked her about how he's been badmouthing her lately

Starting point is 02:58:04 Oh, good dick She'd ask her about how he's been badmouthing her lately. Oh, well, Dick, this is beneath the voluminous. The answers are cheers, Camry, and Carl. And, below these, name a bar, a car, and a cunt. That sounds done.

Starting point is 02:58:25 Sorry. Very good. Something more than a fan of Gary's new bet. We're like, Gardini, the Fag Nificent Fuck you. Wow.

Starting point is 02:58:38 It's Irish words. Oh, other people love it. In fact, Robert sent in an intro for it. It is time now to introduce a renowned caller, a mystic from San Diego, all seeing, all knowing, all omniscient, famous sage, seer, suits, air, and former listener to Howard Stern. The great Gardini! I hold in my hand the envelope. This envelope, as even a 60-year-old drunk could plainly see, has been hermetically sealed.

Starting point is 02:59:10 It's been kept in a mayonnaise jar under Baba Buis Porx since noon today. No one knows the content of this envelope, but for you, in your meandering and borderline mystical way, can divine the answer answer having never before seen the question. And now the envelope. All right, here it is. The shortest Gary call of all time. Gary and the San Diego. Hey, where are these promised aliens that John keeps talking about?

Starting point is 02:59:40 I'm still waiting. Rock and roll. You're finally out of the intro for your dance. I know. I had the drum roll ready. Just just keep that one on hand. He'll be fine. I'll keep it up here. Just a case. All right, so the next color. This guy is our half black gay listener. We doesn't want to be referred to that as anymore. And yet you keep referring to him. All right, so the next color, this guy is our half black gay listener. We doesn't want to be referred to that as anymore.

Starting point is 03:00:06 And yet you keep referring to him. Is that well, we got to transition this. I'm a marketing guy. I have this one. All right. You know, first it's, uh, kinko's fat acts. And that it's fat acts office. You got to slowly to ease our half black.

Starting point is 03:00:19 What? Half black two thirds gay quarter port of weekend. I can't come up with slurs fast enough for that. Yeah, well, yeah, what were you calling him a month ago? Hey, Carl, let's do I just want to call in and congratulate you and your bill For destroying fucking Vinnie and his shitty dolphin Quite proud of you in that moment on a related note. I don't know what's going on, but everyone in the Dabbleverse, Dabbleverse, probably

Starting point is 03:00:51 saying go blue as a buck eye as we fucked up. Yeah, what? Three times losing to them in the past couple of years. It ripped my heart open a little bit. I know there's nothing, none of your guys have solved, but it makes me sad inside. Also, I was thinking maybe I should join the whole date Lucy Thai Pots thing. Lucy, I'm gay, so you know the word about sex, and you can watch movies, and I can Judge your clothing and how bad you look in measure Call me back. Bye. Well, what a pick-up line. I didn't even want to fuck you. So that's pretty great, right?

Starting point is 03:01:35 Have a sexless life and be insulted. Yeah, sounds like normal life. That's why we're doing the dating show, no Good stuff. Oh My gosh, so what else wants, Ed? Now we got to figure out how many contestants we're going to have for this thing. Sounds like a lot. Hey, Carl, it's Mr. Majeta. I got a theory about the type of guy's a Lucy then, too.

Starting point is 03:01:55 And if you brought that horrible musical show to Wednesdays episode, but by the end, she was like, I don't know, I kind of liked this guy. And then I remember a couple of weeks ago, she also brought a show by some loser. And at the end, she was like, I don't know, I kind of like this guy. And then I remember a couple weeks ago, she also brought a show by some loser. And at the end she was like, I don't know, I kind of like this guy. So I got this theory that maybe she's into, it's a lobby, not that attractive, un-talented, unfunny kind of loser guy. I don't know.

Starting point is 03:02:20 It's just a theory. On a completely unrelated note, I'd like to throw my hat in the link. When I think of the key challenge, I did write that parody song where I barely changed into the lyrics, so I think I qualify. Yeah, that's great. Well, Mr. Pajat, I don't want to say that you're accurate in your assessment, but she did just turn around just now. She were describing that.

Starting point is 03:02:41 I don't understand how he's seen photographs of all of my exes. You are in,. Mageta. I'm listening to the emergency broadcast and I'm confused so this guy's complaining about Joey C sending out his info because people might fuck with him like he's doing to Joey C make sense. This guy is a fucking idiot. All right, love you. I was a little confused by that as well. So, all right, no more surprise guests,

Starting point is 03:03:11 except for the Saturday. I just remembered I already had outside. It's a Chris. Even producer Chris, who's a good body of mine. All right, last one. I just got around to watching the episode on the wedding speeches and I noticed that Lucy's band T was a skin lift shirt. Maybe next episode she should be shirtless and it's show her skin. Wow, great joke. Wow. Great joke. I like these self-deprecating voice videos.

Starting point is 03:03:47 I just want to see your top face. I appreciate everything about that. You got a few compliments on your skinless tea. Yeah, I was really shocked. I've had that shirt for like 20 years at least. So I'm finally getting compliments on it. When you were 12. Cool.

Starting point is 03:04:04 All right. Well, this has been a lot. I'm finally getting compliments on it when you were 12 All right, well, this has been a lot. Thank you all for hanging out with us. Cardiff. I was good to see you Is it I feel like I spent the whole day with you, Cardiff. Yeah Don't ruin the bit. Oh, I mean yeah, I want the best. That's a good point All right, Andy. Thanks for coming in remotely body good to see you. Yeah, and the rest. Oh, yeah, so I gotta do this thing. I forgot Can't wait till John finds out that Carl doesn't know a time so I'm gonna go amp Don't fuck yourselves have a good week. Oh, that's the only two Kevin So obsessed with numbers and how you live viewers every fucking show is so we did that emergency show

Starting point is 03:05:07 We like 1500 600 people watching and then Uncle Rico came out and they had 700 but then he's going but then I'm watching Carl and he's watching the football game with Vinnie Paul lead others like 300 people So I guess if you talk about John you get this money and if you do this Relax and for the first time to say yeah, that came big Bye Brennan that was a great episode. That was really great You get this money and if you do that's come and relax and for the first time to say yeah, okay, babe I Brandon that was a great episode. That was really great Okay, folks Guess what the episodes

Starting point is 03:05:34 Guys e. podcast bye Fuck a hell a plane is here I I will watch it Corley. BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! I will... I will... I will... I will... I will...

Starting point is 03:05:55 BOOM! BOOM! BOOM! Score. Score. Thank you.

Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep482 - Hobbies Podcasts

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