Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep483 - The Usual Bet

Episode Date: January 14, 2024

The podcast this week features three people who are passionate about diapers. And why not, what a convenient place to pee! There’s supposed to be some kind of bet or something but that part didn’t really make sense. It was more about partying, wearing diapers, and rolling 20 sided dice. Ray Devito joins the show to try to figure out what gender these “littles” actually are. I’m not sure we ever got to the bottom of that one. Then we have a brief discussion about Kevin Brennan and the fact that he wants to control anyone and everyone he’s ever given money to. Ray has some Stockholm syndrome and defends the guy who treats him like shit. Who didn’t see that coming? Later we’re joined by David Collins who brought a whole Club Random package for us including interviews with Rachel Bilson, Seth McFarlane, and Roseanne Barr. Also, Tom Myers dropped a new episode of his podcast and Vinnie Paulino is interviewed by the great Harrison Young. Come see us live on March 22nd - http://watplive.com/  https://www.youtube.com/@RockBottomPod https://www.youtube.com/@DavidCollinsShow  Support us, get bonus episodes, Vic and Hannah pics, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It always sells out quickly. And then there's the show itself. Those tickets are separate. So when you're purchasing tickets, make sure you realize the VIP meeting greet will not get you into the show. Also, we encourage our listeners to give us a five star review on Apple podcasts and show offers in the comments section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called the usual bat. This was a suggestion from Jonathan Bunch. We have all listened separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Chloe and Sophie and the

episode that we listened to also featured Jasmine from the show Dear Jazzy. Jazzy's on the show. So there's three of them. I'm going to play a clip that sums up the show for me. And I call this clip nonsense. Nonsense. Kiss, kiss, fall in love. Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding,

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ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, Randy, did you make it through this whole entire episode? I want to say I did. I actually kind of got invested in it when they broke out of their fake characters, the

over-the-top eccentric adults that wear diapers and have glow in the dark, teething rings that they wear and shit, when they were actually being themselves. You could tell, hear them slip into like, dude voices when they're actually like being themselves. Like, you could tell, hear them slip into like dude voices when they're talking about how they used to skateboard and how they collect baseball and Pokemon cards and stuff. So, yeah, it was just weird. Like I wanted to hear the, like I was more like, why did they do this?

Like, it's, I think three of them, a couple of them probably aren't into it, just one of them's into it. I think they're all into it. This is, if you're not familiar, ABDL, adult baby diaper lovers, I believe is what that stands for. If not, it's close enough. And sue me.

And it's funny to say that, right? Because you're right. Near the end of the episode, they start talking about their real lives and what's going on. And Jezy is being headhunted for a job. Jazzy's very excited about this. And this is what I call living the dream right here. This is like going to be my first big quote, quote,

quote, real job with like a salary and benefit. Big girl job. Exactly. But it is fully remote. I can do it in my bed. They're giving me a laptop so I can just like leak recline in a diaper and edit. And can you imagine this guy's got a salary position?

He's like, finally, I can just sit in my diaper all day. No, it's gonna bother me and do my job. Listen, Jase, it's not that we don't like diapers here at this corporation. Yeah. But, you know, it's some of the guys are talking. It might be a problem. What are they gonna do like the holiday corporate party

when they actually meet Jazzy in person? Like, oh my God, this is the person, you know? Yeah, please don't talk to my kids. They talk about partying a lot because this is where after New Year's, they had a New Year's Eve diaper party. And I wanna cover some of that. But let me just play this because

Jez is excited as soon as I start making a good salary. And now we can buy things. And he's thinking about things he wants to purchase. What's I get it? I can be like, oh, thank God. And then I can start like putting money away for the crib. And I can, you know, the whole, the whole like thing of adulthood is just like your first taste of adulthood, you read by all the toys you had as kids.

Absolutely. Okay, I mean, not as babies now, you go find a rip as the first, you go back that far. I don't go back that far. Maybe I get like an $10 or something, you replay those games, start eating Gerber. Yeah. So that's, that's something we probably is not going to spend their money wisely, but that's okay. I know people like that. Was it like I'm the list of things I got to go get like I missed the legos I had?

The one woman Sophie tried to guess at what toys he would buy. And she was just yelling. I didn't clip it. It's just annoying. She was just yelling out every toy she could think of. And he's just like, no, no, no, probably not. Now, and then she talked about how transformers were so complex, it would take her 30 minutes to transform a transformer. I believe that it's, they're not that difficult. I can't, I can transform.

You have any people sound like idiots. Johnson, go to cats as props to Ray for not bitching out. Yes, props to Ray. It's great that you're here, buddy. We appreciate you showing up today. I believe you. I believe you knew I believed in you the entire time. I mean, after you listen to the show, you're like, I'm if I'm going to listen to the shit, I'm going to come on the show. I'm not. I'm not. I mean, it's a commitment. You're all in at this point. All right, let's talk about the intro to the show. For some reason, the ukulele is the preferred instrument of children's music now.

Anytime you're targeting children, you have a ukulele and it's weird. It's good to know. Yeah. So rewind and then you're song. And all the little things that can be free all along. I'm in EP mode. I'm EP.

Yeah, it's because we're recording in the morning because we were to hungover yesterday. Some of us were hungover. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby.

New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, new baby. New year, years and years, resolutions, it's always new year, new baby.

They have saved a lot. They say a lot. They're really excited about it. By the way, I just by coincidence, I happened to have two babies on the sweatshirt. I'm with this. Not I saw that when you came, I thought you did that purpose. I had a no. I didn't even think about it.

But it's a little weird. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it would have been better if you would have said, I mean, I bought this yesterday for this show. I'm kidding. In the spirit. Yeah.

Oh, wow. All right. So the fight, let's introduce this fucking show already. All right. All right. Let's start this. Hi, everyone. Welcome to usual about 18 update discussion podcasts.

Every week we make about the loser isn't diapers for the next episode. We already went through this, but I am so feel is a bit. I'm also little baby girl. so feel is a bit this time because of reasons from last time. I'm coiloze a bit and I'm the bet winner for once. I made me the big sister. Yep. The big sister in diapers.

You're still a diaper, doesn't matter. You're in diaper. You're in diaper. You're a little diaper. Jazz isn't diaper. Jazz isn't diaper. Who's Jazz-y? Me, I'm Jazz-y.

I'm host of Dear Jayce. I'm Jasmine Starshine, and I am the little puppy cousin. We're doing, we're doing a two-year-old son, Typer. Who is very, very, very much a diaper, sorry. Yeah. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. So the description of the show is the usual bat is an 18 plus age play discussion podcast were two littles

Name Sophie and Chloe talk about ABDL things every week They make a bat and the loser is in diapers for the next episode except for they're all at diapers So I think they want to lose the bat. Did I lose? That's why I put on the diaper. I thought I lost. I'm even peeing myself over here. I won. Oh shit, my bad. Didn't realize. So I mentioned they had this New Year's Eve party and they describe what's going on at this party

because I guess these people don't hang out. It's almost like cops. Like cops only hang out with other cops. They can't talk to people who aren't in that world. It's just like they're too boring. I think these people are the same way. They're like, oh, you don't wear diapers. I can't relate to you. Anyway, so all their friends come over. All of them are wearing diapers. No, why did the bathroom though?

So that's how you have to. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Back to moldy fricokane. Yeah. I mean, there's a weed bar. I was into that. So seeing people waddling around in their diapers as they coast to the new years, seeing people like getting spanked at this new year's party, that was really fun. Oh my gosh. Playing waterfall with baby bottles.

Oh, playing waterfall with baby bottles. I wish someone would waterport these people with baby bottles. Waterfall with baby bottles, was that mean? I don't know, but why does she seem like surprised by this? It's like you've been doing this. You know what this party's gonna be like. You would think.

She's like, wow, that was wild. Now. I also love how like everyone's dressed like a baby, but they're like, two people came as baby new year. Like is everyone baby new year? They're all in diaper. Hey, one of us should leave. I actually have that stuff.

It's that you brought that upright. So yeah, they were both fabling here, and that was adorable. That was really cute. You had sashes. It was adorable. Kirby, our friend and media mogul manager of the Twitter account said that we should start a game of who is the most baby leading up to the new year, and then that person will be baby new year next year.

We can have like a contest. Yes. That sounds like a fierce competition right there. Who's the most baby gets to be baby new year next year. Don't babies cry a lot? Yeah, when they be crying. Yeah, babies are obnoxious. You don't want them in a party. You don't want to be near them. Certainly don't want to be with a bunch of them. That'd be terrible. Now, I don't know how deep you guys want

with your research on this. As you guys know, I leave no stone unturned. So I did find photos that were posted. These are some cute arcade picks. This is Sophie, this is her Twitter account. And this is what she's up to. This is, they're at some arcade at three in the morning. They're the only people in there, right. And this is what she's up to. This is, they're at, they're at some arcade at three in the morning.

They're the only people in there, apparently. And we get this there. Well, also if you see them and you're there, you're kind of, kind of stay clear of them. Oh, yeah, for sure. You know what I mean? So that could be like, there could be 50 other people there.

They're just on the other side of the art afe. Yes. Very good point. I mean, they're definitely going to get to the game they want to play immediately with no problems at all. So you see these two people, are they all women? Because it sounds like, no, they're dudes. Yeah, okay.

The other voices when they start talking and they get rid of the fakeness, they're dudes. Okay, that's the way it is. That's the way it is. That's the way it is. Because these photos, fakeness, they're Jews. Okay, that's my thought, because these photos, oh god, look at this. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Our baby girl sitting on the toilet with a diaper on,

which by the way, not somewhere you need to be sitting. Yeah, I hate to bring it to you. Yeah, right. It's redundant. Doesn't make a lot of sense. All right, you guys, you seem like you're not phased by this at all. I gotta be honest with you, I'm a little disappointed.

I'll be doing some weird shit on the show before, man. So, what's it you guys are not phased by this at all. I got to be honest with you. I'm a little disappointed. We've done some weird shit on the show before, man. So, let's just you guys are not phased by this. I found this. No, and listen to the podcast, so I'm not phased by that. I would expect this. This is what I would expect. Well, check this out. That's what I'm saying.

Like, the fact that one of them got a real job. Like, there's no way, if you, if you had a business, and this is in the cubicle next to you, yeah, and I'm not, I'm judging anyone, but at the same time, you're like, I am. Yeah, you should be. You should be on the very diapers. There are doubts. And I know you're trying to set this up, but if Lucy hadn't brought that

fucking broad on Wednesday, reborn with the fake poop in the baby's diaper, I would be phased by this. So I apologize. All right. The reason why I said that is because I was building up to this video that I wanted to show you guys. And let's see if you can figure out what's happening here. Uh-oh, yep, uh-oh, indeed.

He's always making a boom boom. You are gonna see, yep, and he or she is peeing themselves. You can see it in there. Pajamas, and it's dripping all over the floor. This is their fetish. This is a really fucking weird fetish. Am I? Might be to dick by saying that.

No, and they know it's a weird fetish too, because notice there's no faces. And this is the real. Correct. So they don't realize that this is not right, that this is weird. Yeah, I don't understand the idea of peeing yourself. So there's a game that goes along with this.

And these are the... Oh, game. Yeah, these are the rules. You grab a 20-sided die. The usual bets, 20-sided die potty game. Whenever you need to use the bathroom, roll a 20-sided die instead. If you roll a one, you want yourself.

If you roll two or three, you want yourself. You're roll four or five or six, you want yourself. You roll four, five or six, you wet yourself. Seven or your nine, go to the potty, but don't take off your underwear. 10 or 11, wet yourself a little, and then stop. 12, 13, 14, wait, wait. Wet yourself in 60 seconds. Use the potty if you make it die.

15, 16, 17, instead of 15 minute timer, then you can use the potty. 18, 19, use the the party 20. Oh, could you imagine you get an 18 like, ah, I just got to go pee. Well, it's like playing a drinking game in your in alcohol. Yeah. I don't need any help. You know, this also reminds me of like in the movie Billy Madison, where the kid accidentally peed his pants. It's the cool to pee. And then they took it literally, it is the coolest. Like they didn't get live billi-medicine peed his pants. Go like, he's right. Like, it's funny.

You say that because the podcast that I reviewed this past Wednesday, they were talking about role models and how they were alerting in the movie role models. I was like, I saw that. I'm like, that looks really cool. It's like, now what? That was the point of role models. They probably have a Billy Madison watch party. Who is the part?

Here's the part. Everyone peep. I'm being nonsense. Ah. This is just their Easter. You know, hanging out with their Easter baskets and diapers and coloring. It's not just about wearing diapers. It's also about doing baby stuff.

No. Like coloring and shit that you can't possibly find interesting as an adult. Chris is getting mad. They've only have 37 people that rated it. So it's not like this is a big podcast. Well, except for the Patreon that was promoted on that rules card that I showed you, has 432 members. Granted, there is a $1 level. So I'm not saying they're getting rich from that, but that's a lot of people.

Now, maybe all of them are like us and they're like, this is fucking hilarious. What are these? We're starting to do it. Maybe, maybe not. You know, it's fun for one episode later than you go. I never got a lot of laughs already. That's worth a episode later than you go. I never got that. A lot of laughs already, that's worth a buck. There you go.

Throw them a ball at everybody. So Sophie's gonna explain that she was an awkward teenager. No shit. No way. I know. And so now she's entering a new phase. I've talked about this a little bit in some previous episodes.

I'm starting my diaper slot arc. Yeah, I was gonna say your slutty era. Your diaper's a little bit. I'm in the slutty era of my life now. You're in the middle of a more bossom brixly phase. Yeah, this is where usually people do this around like 15 to be rebellious to their parents. Yeah, yeah.

I'm doing it now. Around 15 or 15. Because I wasn't sexy when it was 15 Oh, because 15 year old aren't sexy, but also because I had Body esteem issues and I didn't want to be a scene of her scene. You're here now I wonder why she had body esteem issues, but you're here now and you got all your shit together, so look at this These people are just turned 30. Oh, wow, and that's some serious. I like how I forgot about that Yeah, they're not old. Well, that's what happens when you're peeing all over yourself Yeah, you're right might just be bad for the skin all that yeah

Yeah, that's true. That is definitely a woman though. I'm like, that's a woman. I'm pretty sure Sophie is a woman. And it's bizarre to me because I can't believe girls are into this. Guys are weird. Guys have weird kinks. I'd get it. I've seen it. I'm not used to it yet, but I'm still figuring it out. But when girls have weird kinks, I go, what? That's not a girl's. In fact, this, um, it's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's not what girls do. It's gratification that comes along with it because we're talking about babies. They're dressing

as babies, they're acting like babies, and they're getting boulders from that. Here, they're talking about their sexy diapers. I don't know, they're just, that's my sexy diaper. I love it. I love this for you. Really quick. Oh, what's your sexy diaper? What is your sexy diaper? What diaper do you wear during time where you want to appeal to your mom? It's not even a meme. So they were talking over each other, but the thing I wanted to key in on there is she goes, or he, what diaper do you wear when you want to appear sexy to your mommy?

And then later on in the show, so hold that thought, later on in the show, this is said. Yeah, like my mommy says, so love baby. So love baby. Yeah. Wait, who says that? My mommy does.

I've never met her mommy. Selah baby. Why have I never met her mommy? What is a mommy in the family? Because I think they're talking about the actual mommy. Yeah, if you're into this, it's like, no, I don't want you to meet my family. So do you think it really is like their actual mommy?

Or do you think that this is some play thing that they have going on? Like that's their girlfriend, their boyfriend, or something? Well, at least there's two females in this and one dude. I'm I think I know there's a lesbian. I remember that. I think that Chloe and Jazzy are guys.

I could be completely wrong. You're wrong about that. So Sophie, I believe is gay. Sophie's a girl. Right. A gay girl. Yeah. Okay. And I think that her mommy is her, I don't know,

pretends to be her mommy, but is not. I see. So that's like her partner. That's a theory. That's a good theory. Allegedly. Ray thinks this is her actual mom. That's interesting.

Oh, that's hotter. Well, no, just effectively. You want to turn your mom on? Like I said, I can't believe I never met your parents. I was like, yeah, I'm kind of ashamed of this. I want to thank you to my brother, my nephew, I know. Yeah, yeah. Like, no, yeah, you're not gonna be my family.

I'm gonna tell you a lot of things. Because babies don't have a goddamn slut face. Well, I don't know. Maybe you didn't. Yeah. Speak for yourself, right? Here's another eyesight. Found appropriate. We promised we won't laugh.

That one's her about. That one might stay out the board for a little while. So now they're talking about, or remember, they call themselves littles when they're pretending to be babies. You know, hanging out the dungeon, I've seen a lot of littles get their asses beat and a lot of different diapers. Isn't that the disturbing part? It's not so much the wearing the diapers and coloring and coloring books, but it's like getting their asses beat in a lot of different diapers. Isn't that the disturbing part? It's not so much the wearing the diapers and coloring and coloring books,

but it's like getting their asses beat and beating each other off and stuff. Isn't that the weird part? Or am I crazy? I mean, the whole thing's weird, but I mean, you open up just a can of weirdness. So like anything goes, you know what I mean? Like, they can't really judge maybe one of them's into getting beatings and one of them just in the middle. I see what you're saying.

So like one of them starts sucking on everyone's toes. They're just like, all right, well, I find that really weird. But what am I gonna say? I just beat myself. I didn't sign that for this shit. Well, exactly. That's a good point.

Yeah, like someone comes out of the bathroom with a turn of their mouth and just like, all right, you know, whatever you're out of the club, buddy. I got a big. He's got a turn. Man, what do you got to do to be determined a weirdo? Get out of this. I know. Right.

Come on. Yeah, where's the line? That's a really good point. Yeah, when you get the weirdest fetish in the world, it's kind of everything going. I guess at that point, you can't be too judgment. Okay. So finally, because this I read you the description It's called the usual bat. It's all about this bat that they have and who's gonna win the bat

So they finally get to that in the show. Hey, it is I found the bat During this conversation we each said a different Trate that we may have thought made the diaper sexy you were talking about like purity and innocence and you were talking about grace and femininity And I'm over here talking about purity and innocence and you were talking about grace and femininity and I'm over here talking about charisma and confidence. Which of those is the three way bet right there? Which of those is the trait you find? Like trait you kind of find the most fit. You're all that.

So. I said the thing. You said the same. Let's go. Let's go. How is that a bat? They never really made a bat, I don't think. I don't understand that.

I was waiting for them to get to explaining it. Yeah, like, okay, you just said six things. Well, that's the battle. They all celebrate. Yeah, I got it. All right, we got it. We figured it out. What the fuck was that?

I don't know. All right, well, if you wanted to know what it's like partying with these people, because I know what you're thinking. All right, they're kind of weird. They like to pee themselves, but I bet if we were, you know, had some beers, some champagne, rolled up some dubs, soon we'd all be equals. Did I say that? Yeah. I said, you said, I don't remember the end of the night.

It wasn't even the end. You're just like, Sophie, Sophie. On a scale from one to ten of drunk, I'm an eleventh. And I am just sitting with such utmost seriousness and then I looked at you and I said, Chloe, that's not even I'm the scale of one to ten. And he looked at me with such like astonishment like, you're right, it isn't time to scale. I'm beyond the scale. I'm so incredible.

You were so wake-er-always. You're having such a good time with the horrible. You stupid fucking brub of my kind. So obnoxious. I hate people who have to declare how drunk they are when they're in a party. There's a part 11 thing. Come on.

Guess how drunk I am right now. I don't know. I don't care how you go away. Can you be drunk somewhere else if I guess what you go away? Yeah. So stupid. Well, you're wearing a diaper, so I'm assuming you didn't do this sober right?

You're Richard Christie drunk Dipper right now So when Sophie does get drunk or high it does affect her when I'm when I'm drunk or high I'm kind of as many are an idiot. She's a fucking idiot. I think she had to clarify, what I'm drunk or high, I'm an idiot. Yeah.

And what else? One other time, are you an idiot? Not when I'm asleep though, okay? Maybe. So you had mentioned that Jazzy used to be a skateboarder. Well, actually he says that he mostly skied and snowboarded, but he was an extreme sports person when he was younger. And I guess he heard his back really bad.

He's been laid up, unable to do anything. You know, in the time I've been, you know, in during recovery I've been like, I'm just gonna lay down and marathon the next generation. Like crazy. What's with the space opera that is Star Trek the next generation that brings people like this? Is that show ever interesting?

I remember when it was out when it was popular. It was on. My sister always watched it. The one that, uh, is still doing John talks about Gretchen. Yeah. She would know his watches. I'd see it on the TV and stuff. And it's so boring. Nothing ever happened. It's just like, I like the, the crew members fucking or something. He never watched it. I never, I never, I never watched it. Yes. But it literally, you're like, Oh, sweet. They're in outer space and they're exploring new worlds. And it's just're like, oh, sweet. They're in outer space and they're exploring new worlds.

And then it's just like those guys have a conversation. You think they squandered an opportunity there? Yeah, right. It's like, can I write one of these scripts, please? Yes. You guys want to argue? Can I be like, aliens or something with lasers? I don't know.

Nope. On the show. Yes, they do Fox's Fiskar whisker. Thank you. I do something here with Dal. Some fiction. Thank you. I do something here with no some fiction All right, so apparently Jezzy has a an inflatable fetish

Hmm another fetish. I'm not a fetish. Yeah. Yes, so he he likes inflatable and what he describes as pool toys. Oh, you know those guys who don't like Listen, I will lay around in a tube for an afternoon. I'll fight with the Foti for sure, but it doesn't get me sexually aroused. Oh, so the question is, okay, that gets you sexually aroused. And this is actually a pretty good question.

I have a question. Okay. It's a bounce house inherently sexy to you. Because I'm inflatable So yeah, what an interesting question. No, the materials wrong for me. It's got to be that pull Could you imagine he gets into the bounce house and then he comes out and just covered in juice It was okay It's a pretty funny question.

Now, bounce house is most get you the biggest boulder you've ever had, right? It's not. It's probably the smartest thing she ever saw. Yeah. I try getting it up in the bounce house. Yeah. Yeah. I try.

I try. Not for me. I mean, I don't judge others. You do get it up. There's a bunch of taddling kids. It's not for me. Oh gosh. You guys. Jazzy brought up that he's going to Capcon this year. There's a bunch of taddling kids. It's not for me. Oh gosh, you guys,

Jazzy brought up that he's going to Capcon this year? I don't know what Capcon is. That's the right answer, sir. Good job. So I looked this up. I wanted to see what was doing. And so Capcon is February 28th through March 3rd. And I can make that.

Let me just show you. They have photos from previous Capcoms. Now, what you're gonna notice here is that they don't show any one's face. You don't see any of the people, which is what I wanted to see. But I think you'll find this interesting.

This is what they set up in this hotel for people at Capcom. Here we see a game room for babies. There's a tricycle in there. There's a bunch of like baby toys. I immediately go to something that the staff has to sign about this shit. You just imagine knowing this is going on. If anybody laughs this week, I so help me God. If I catch anyone laughing, you will be demoted and no judging. I kind of want to do an Alex Stein and just go to the troll list that like, you know, like this would be maybe we should get out excited to do it. Actually, he went to the right man for this job. I can't

see Alex showing up in his diapers. Well, no one wearing a diaper could be weird. Dude, look at how funny this is. So you get off the escalators at this nice hotel. And there's signs of immediately. So you think, like, Oh, there's people bring their babies here. To the left, the wedding party.

To the right, weirdos. I told the story before, but I went to a wedding at the height here in Rochester. And there was a furry convention at the place next door So which one did you go to so in the bathroom? There's all these for ease. I Could help and I was taking photos. I know if that's inappropriate Wow, just taking a photo of my dick guys now gonna you don't worry about it. I'm weird to follow my dick guys now gonna you don't worry about it. I'm like, well, what a weirdo.

Do not be grateful. Dude, Stein would be great at this. Look at this. They actually have like crib setup in the hotel rooms. I can always use a nap. Now what do you do? There's a high school girls volleyball tournament. They're all staying at this hotel too.

But I like the, I like that you immediately thought about teenage girls. Like a job. I'm just saying. Not with you. I'm not arguing with you. What do you do with the normal people that are at the hotel? Like, uh, Nambles across the street at the holiday.

And they're like, damn it. Not one of them was under 18. I thought for sure. That's really funny. And then I wanted to show you guys this. This is Jazzy's website. They promoted it at the end of the show. And I might, you know, I told you I'm doing the cross-set with Dick Masterson next week. I might have to check out this guy's show because next week. I might have to check out this guy's show because dear jazzy, your kinky questions answered. And LGBTQ plus affirming advice show about relationships and sexuality where they focus on the kinky side of life. Frequent topics include ABDL, CGL, BDSM, feminism and more. Now I'm a feminist. I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, that's a strange thing. I got a whole million crook dude with this shit.

Does anyone know what CG elevators? No idea. It's care giver little. So in other words, I don't wanna be a baby, but I'll pretend you're a baby. I'll enable you. Yes, I'll, right, very good. I see a neighbor in the relationship that might be mommy The caregiver that might be what mommy is I probably is. Oh, could you imagine you just like hey guess who pooped their diapers

Like I don't want to play this right now really. Yeah, I'm in the middle of a poker game middle of a poker game. Fuck. Jesus. The proud. Did you have this time? I know they're called the proud spot. Yeah.

Can you imagine cleaning up a middle aged man's shit after like after he ate a pot roast or something just like I don't hang out with Stuttering John. Only the shit way or nose. Yeah. That's good point.

All right. So I have one more clip to play on here at the end of the show. Friends, I think we did it. That feels like episode. We did it. We did it. We did it.

We did it. We did it. All right. Okay, man, that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I mean, I was a good episode. Yep, that's right.

We got to do a trope clip right here. That was good episode. That was a good, I'm the sound. That's really good. I'm the sound. Hey, let's all pee. Let me be the judge of that sucked. That episode sucked. It was very difficult to listen to Ray. What did I miss? What did you pick up on that I missed on this? No bathroom breaks during the whole go figure. That's funny. All right. Good point. I found it interesting. After a while, I was like, wait, they just

to hear them come into reality and then get back into their fantasy world. Yeah. When the one person was talking about all their bills they have and responsibilities and we just talking about being an adult for a minute. They were blown away by this and never to be able for some reason. Just like, I know being an adult sucks. You have like mortgage payments and shifts and it's the worst. But yeah, that whole thing was fascinating because these are people who, you know, the one person just turned 30.

I assume they're all around that age. And they're talking about like maybe having enough money to be able to go buy stuff that they want. It's like, oh, that's sad. A gold lameid diaper. Yeah, well, right. Yes. Unfortunately.

Speaking of buying stuff that you want, I do want to give a plug to my buddy, Doug from whose rights? Candy Company, Arizona Bay Candy Company. He sent me these in the mail yesterday. This is my favorite one, the PB and J. But they have a whole bunch of different varieties. I also enjoy there's rainbow crunch. There's a tropical flavor Arizona Bay Candy Cup. They're not paying for this endorsement. I'm just giving it to them because I got free products.

I can attest to their great and it's delicious and I'm a big fan of it. So thank you Doug for sending those. All right, it is time for our for sending those. All right, it is time for our... Bridge of the week, Bridge of the week. This one comes in from Nick Tucker. And he says the first episode of This Is the Worst Podcast with Brittany Furlin and Brittany Schmidt dropped recently. It is on the podcast network, The Mean Girl started. So that show Mean Girl from Barstool,

they got fired recently. We played a clip on who are the socials this week where they're laughing at Lafay Taffy jokes, but not ironically. I think, oh, that's pretty cute. That's pretty good. Anyway, so this is another show that's on that called The Worse Podcast.

And usually when we play Cringe of the Week, it's something that you're like, oh, that's a cringey moment in a podcast. Something goes awry, someone says something dumb. You feel bad for him. This is actually what she's describing is the cringey thing that happened. I hate, no, Brittany, I went home.

My family was immediately stressing me out. So I was like, whatever, I'm just gonna go to bed. Just sleep it off, start masturbating. My dad poked his head in my room to say good night, which is an attack. You can't just open a door that your grown child and he's like, good night, I love you. And the thing is so out of,

and I'm like, the more I try and turn it off, the louder it's getting, because I'm just having a fun. I'm having a fun, I'm like, good night, good night. I love you. He's like, are you working with my power tools? Chris adds an electrician, he's like, did you borrow one of my drills? I hear a drill. You're not helping the conversation, dummy, but yeah, that's pretty rough.

That is some cringy shit right there. When you sleep at your parents house, you to go without the toy, right? Or lock the door or just take the batteries out, right? I mean, what do I know? Yeah, I mean, my my person been dead for a while, but Kindie, what do you think about this? What's your take on masturbating at your parent's house? Good, I have a second chance to not say that What's your take on masturbating at your parent's house? No, she's, oh, you got it. Hold on. I'll keep you safe. Good. I have a second chance to not say that.

What did you say? Nothing. I'll tell you. No, no, not happening. Okay. Well, thanks for coming on, Kendi. Good to see you. Well, you're so light.

See you later. I don't, the Kendi segment, everyone. I give it up for Kendi, everyone. We need a bump. I don't masturbate if I'm staying at someone else's place It's a hard fast rule there, right you say people's places a lot In my bedroom No, if I'm at someone else's place I won't

Even if you have your pink comforter with you. It's a big comfort. You can probably No, I will not know. So if I'm sleepy, that's someone, I wouldn't do that. Like that's a little, I don't know. Disrespectful. I think that's a little too much. Yeah, I think it's a little too much. I jerk off in a bunny's house before I wear my parents.

That's for you. I mean, if I'm crashing with my folks, then yeah, that's not happening. I'm not feeling sexy time. Carl's a two in the morning. What are you doing here? You really want to know? I go over there just to do that.

How many parents I was just a masturbate? Well, then why did you give me a key, mom? If you don't want to see this, this is on you. That's going mom. Anyway, how's dad? Have you ever, like, um, I do remember like do remember like trying to walk in my parents bedroom while they were do I never occurred to me that they were going to town with each other, but I remember like trying to open the door even though it's locked. So come on like open the door.

Yeah. Now you look back like, oh, they. So this is what the door was like. This isn't like a Z-man story where you saw your mom and plot for behind in the living room. No, my parents were secretive about it too. That was good. I'm to not be out in the open. My personal favorite, Florentine moment was him covering that. Oh, yeah. What, what, what did he cover?

Oh, Zuma's mom. Yeah, that's for another time. Oh, that's for another We don't talk ill of chance you back on this show if we were to that's what we were things We would lead with maybe break up from time to time speaking of chat zoom out Of course is a regular on miss your lives company again our buddy Ray Davidos on miss your house company all the time And I have to call out our friend KB here because what he's doing is so pathetic. And he's making shit out.

You know, I'm gonna be a defender of Kevin. Sure. I'm gonna bring you two together. That's what I want to do. And I've said it many times. I'd be happy to go back on MLC again. I do not want him to pay me a dime. Kevin never pay me any

fucking money because as soon as Kevin gives you money, he controls you, which is weird. It's almost like he's a failed cult leader, telling people who they can talk to that Scientology shit. When you're like, okay, you, you, you know, you can't talk to Carl anymore because Carl wants to do a live stream at the same time that I was on. All right, well, let's watch this real quick. I have a few comments to make about our buddy Kevin and he's way out of line on this one. To get into this thing. I mean, people are like, why do I have a problem with Carl? And like, people ask me, why don't I have a problem with Carl?

Because Carl said going after somebody else's money is an act of violence. Yeah, Patrick goes after mine all the time. Carl's coming. That's about Carl's doing a point to apple point every Friday, literally trying to affect my money. It's not working, but he's doing it. What I said, I have to say this again, because it's got so convoluted,

everyone's changed the story. It wasn't about strikes. It was the fact that Suthering John went to Patreon and tried to have my Patreon removed because it was connected to our discord and there were gamer words that I didn't write in our discord server. So that was against Patreon's terms of service. So Karen Stuttering John went to Patreon and tried to get my main source of income taken away from me, like actively trying behind the scenes to do that.

That's a dick move. If I go live on YouTube, at the same time someone else is live on YouTube, that's not a dick move. I don't even go live on YouTube at any fucking time. You don't own a slot. No one owns a certain time slot. If I'm live, you work on it.

Not you and it's real works. But we're working on it. Now, do you purposely go on like, I mean, I don't, people can obviously go live when they want to go out, but did you consciously go live at four o'clock? So I come people that are not, no, you're just like, no, you're like, this is just the time that it's convenient for me to podcast for him and seven other people. Right. Yeah.

So here's how it went down is we had this idea point, dabble point, a weekly round table discussion because there's so much going on with Stuttering John. It's hard to keep up with everything. Let's get people who are paying attention to sit down for a couple hours and discuss everything that happened that week. And I immediately talked to Shule about it because I wanted to make sure that he could be involved because Uncle Rico show covers John more than anyone. And so him and I talked about when the time would be most convenient and he was nice enough to say, Hey, we can do this on Fridays because normally they were doing Uncle Rico

show on Fridays. And he goes, Yeah, you know what? Let's do this instead on Friday. So it worked out that Bob could be there and Mike and Julie and I could be there and you and obviously we had Tookie and Cardiff. We had a lot of different people on that show. And so that was the time that it made sense. But for Kevin to say that I'm affecting his income or I'm purposely trying to affect his income, how fragile is your revenue stream? If Carl and Rochester can just go on YouTube. I think it's going to for content. Yeah, I know. You guys share some of the same fans, but like, I think you guys are good together. So I want you back on MLC and matchmaker. Yeah, I think you guys are good together.

So yeah, this, uh, this is content for his show. But also if you are upset that another show's on at the same time and you do think that then don't mention it because then people might go over there and watch that. If you're like, Ray, that's how it point. I think Ray got yelled at for that yesterday. Didn't he? Didn't you mention that we were on or something like that? And they're like, don't say that.

You know, you should not check out. Yeah. Yeah. That's like if an exciting playoff game is going on, I can't believe it. There's there. They actually came back and scored three touchdowns in two minutes. But anyway, stay here and listen to me. And it's no more.

I'm one of the deepest amazing game that you're talking about. So let me just play this clip right here because I found this to be. Now Carl's on the point to have a point to fuck with my money. But I'm supposed to be like, oh, that's that's cool. That's cool. And they learned it from watching you, Chad. That's cool. That's cool. I'll go. I'll slide Kevin show for a clock. Carla, I'll be sniping your show with, with a, what's your call on Saturday with Rey Davino on Saturday? And by the way, you kind of if you want to, you just got

to send a photo to him. Yeah, I can't take from the lot of know like, uh, yeah, he can pay me money and he can snipe us if he wants to. I don't sn snipe us if he wants to I don't snipe Kevin I never have I don't snipe anyone so the fact that Kevin saying that I'm sniping him at four o'clock is not true I always just do my own show. That's what I've always had I prepare for a show I do my show Someone snipes me they can not okay doesn't matter to me. You know what this author does This is a nice commercial for Kevin because now people are gonna check out MLC every day at four o'clock

Not to be made a commercial. Yeah. Maybe. There you go. So get your, get your, get your moderators ready to report me. So, Kevin, I don't have moderators. And I've never reported anyone. I don't do that. So, Kevin's trying to change this whole subject as I'm sniping him. But if he stifes me, I'm going to get my moderators and report them. None of this is true. He's gaslighting his audience as he always does. And this is why we had a falling out in the first place because talk about taking money away from someone,

he told Suthering John not to do my show. And he told Suthering John that I should pay him more money. And so I said, Kevin, that's a fucked up thing to do. We had this all scheduled, it was all ready to go. And then Kevin quickly changed the play dumb about it. Yeah, he totally changed what my argument was by saying, what I just thought you were talking shit about him online. So I want to know you were talking shit about him. No, that's not what you did. You told him not to do my show. You told him

to take more money from me. Very different than what you're explaining here. You fucking pieces of shit. I can't. What's that? What, what, what, when can you MLC this week? I'll I'll set it up. You'll set it up. I'll come on I gotta do rock bottom though, too. I gotta schedule that yeah But I'm first and then I can go on MLC. All right, well maybe maybe better to do rock bottom after MLC. We can talk about That sounds good man. What happened? Why did you have that show, right? Can't get out. I don't even want out, but I can't get out. That's how fucked up this thing.

I want in, but I can't even if I, but I, if I wanted out, I couldn't get out of you even if I wanted to. So I'm fucked. I do feel Kevin on that. I feel like I'm stuck in this thing. I can't get out of them. Like, you can get out of them.

And then, get out whenever you want. That's fine. Kevin also likes to say that I'm always bragging how good I'm doing, which is not true. And this is a gadget of something he's making up. Carl goes around telling everyone how great he's doing. No, no, actually, what I said was that I'm happy and I enjoy what I do for a living. That's what I said. That's what I'm talking about.

I know what that's all I have. I have to play this other clip here. And I'm sure you're going to have a different opinion than me on this one, Ray. But this is yesterday's show with Kate Meeney. And so at this point in the show, Kevin is telling Ray, I'll never pay you again. You're doing Carl's show, and I control you, and I get to tell you what you can and can't do. And again, Ray props to you for coming on the show today

because he was really badgering you to not do this. And so this is Kate Meenie's take. Ray, you're not making a smart financial decision. This is not financially sound for you because you're gonna go on Carl's show. And then, you know, you're gonna have to provide some tension between you and Kevin. And then when you come back on Kevin show He's not gonna be willing to pay you Kate meanie you're a fucking moron. You don't know anything that you're talking about you have no personality I don't know why you're on any of these shows except for the fact that your father was funny But other than that there's no reason why you're on these shows you suck at this and she goes

This is a bad decision for you, right? Don't you want to keep getting paid by Kevin who lords it over you? Every chance he gets? No, what race should do is bad as many shows as possible. He's promoting his pockets, promoting his standup. He's got dates. He's got a dry bar special. This is what you do. You're not, you don't work for Kevin Brennan. You know what's interesting? Like this week that special come out. I didn't know that they were releasing it for free. Yeah. So that should be like the highlight of my week that this thing gets a hundred thousand views in a couple days. And this is what I'm in the middle of.

I know. Right. We should be celebrating. We should be celebrating the dry bar special watching raise comedy. But I know you're friends with Kate and you have Kate on your show, but she is devoid of a personality. If you're going to start doing podcasting and shit, fake it. Pretend you're interesting.

Just so maybe you'll fool a couple of people because you're fucking nothing. Come on, that whole data point thing, you don't find that fascinating. Like the one thing that she does have in her favor, she doesn't really have a filter, she'll say whatever. Yeah, and then tell you to take it down because she doesn't want it up anymore.

Well, that's great. That's fun. So you to take it down because she doesn't want it up anymore. Well, that's great That's fun. So you're gonna be deficit when he when he and me think about pay me I sent him the money back. I sent check your Venmo Kevin. I sent you the money back. I do recall that he did that Okay, Ray how about send all the other money back that I paid you what a fucking asshole So Ray goes and listen, you got a problem. Here, take your fucking money back. I don't want to, I don't need to get lost around. I don't have the money to get back to him. Well, that's a dick move right there to like pay you

for something that you guys agreed to do. And then say, give me back that money then. It's like, no, you, this was a transaction that is already taking place. It's over. We talking about it. Well, you guys are gonna hash it out this week on MLC. I hope so.

Yeah, you're going to hash it out this week on MLC. I hope so. You guys are great together. That would be fantastic. It's going to be a big happy family. That's right. Well, probably I know that Kevin's a very reasonable person. I'm sure he'll admit what he did wrong and we'll talk through it.

Everyone will be happy at the end. I'm sure that's how it'll go down. Guys, I've been teasing this for the last week now. We have a very special guest coming on to join the show has never been on the show before and Of course, most of you guys know what I'm talking about. It is David Collins from the 30-minute half hour show David, what's happening, buddy? Hello. Hello, and I have to correct you.

I'm sorry to so quickly after correct you. And I don't know why this is so common. The 30 minute half hour show is not a show. It is David Collins 30 minute half hour show. But thanks so much for having me. Carl, it's good to meet you. We've never spoken before. Chris and Ray DeVito.

Now, I believe you saw me guest hosting blind, the blind mic project and I'm glad that you don't hold a grudge. I owe you a quick apology I believed because we were just talking about that same person that you were just talking about Chad Zumak. Yes. And I didn't have too much negative to say about him.

In fact, and I think I ended up saying some bad words about you. So I apologize for that. I hope there's are no hard feelings. But you have to admit though, he does do a great impression about you. So I apologize for that. I hope there's are no hard feelings. We have to admit though, he does do a great impression of you. That's so cool. I don't think he does a very good impression of me at all,

but if you say so. Okay. Well, we can always agree to disagree on that. I suppose. I should say, and thank you for correcting me. If you want to and you should subscribe to David Collins YouTube channel, it's at David Collins show.

Right. Where you'll find that. Ray, are you familiar with David Collins? Have you It's at David Collins show. Right. You'll find that. Right. Are you familiar with David Collins? Have you seen this guy before? No, I am not. My my my policy said, been listening to adult-wing diapers. Uh, I didn't. Right.

That must be very exhausting. Even if the David Collins assignment, well, I'm excited to have David on because I think he does a brilliant job of analyzing and breaking down these various shows that he checks out similar to what we do over here. And so I was messaging with him and said, well, it would be a good show for us to look at and David threw out a couple examples. And he brought up one that we've talked about a lot of the show that I'm fascinated. Right.

Have you talked about it also? Oh, yeah. We've definitely, we've dug into Club random Bill Mars podcast. And I'll tell you what I like about it. I haven't looked at your clips yet. So I don't know what kind of package you put together. But I'll tell you what I like about it. I haven't looked at your clips yet. So I don't know what kind of package you put together. But I'll tell you what I like about it. Bill Mars is doing to some degree what Howard's certain used to be great at where it's getting his guests very comfortable. And then getting them to say shit, they wouldn't say anywhere else. Like Richard Drifus comes to mind.

Absolutely. Richard drivers. You would have thought that you were hanging out in his living room at 930 on a Saturday. He's like, just lay it back in the kitchen, barely still in the chair. It's hilarious. It's unbelievable. You see so many things that you wouldn't see on any other show. It's a crazy show that you see. I'm a huge fan. I even wanted to bring from home here. I play a club ran of bingo. I have a couple of them at home and I probably thought I'd bring one to show you. Oh, nice. So what kind of things are we looking for for the bingo? Well, you can play things like if he mentions real time. If he mentions China, he lights the joint. And that's not easy one. He'll light the joint. But sometimes he'll smoke the entire joint. And that way,

and then at the end, he cuts it. And we have cut blunts on here. So there's some interesting things. What's another fun one? The guests have these pillows. I'm a huge fan of these pillows. Sometimes the guests like Julian Lennon He actually had was mindful enough to remove the pillows before they started shooting But the guests are stuck on this pillow. They're sitting on and one to their back And it's always pushing them off the chair. Unfortunately these clips they actually did very well with the pillows So that wasn't a that was a big thing. They're on this weird ledge too. It's very fascinating He's on it bill mars infamously a kind of shorter guy. So this area that they're sitting, there's chairs are

set up slightly above an edge. So if anybody's above the size of 510, their feet end up hanging over this ledge. It's very uncomfortable. And the whole conversation, you have to watch it. It's real visual element because there's these guests aren't really thinking about what they're saying. They're thinking about how distracting and uncomfortable they are. Well, yeah, and he's feeding them hard liquor and marijuana the entire time that they're there. Even sober guests are getting a contact. It's very frustrating. For sure.

And you're right about that, David, is it looks so uncomfortable. Just those chairs that they're in. We've talked about this Vinnie studio at the Kami Tukarelsen, when Chris comes over and does a guest spot with us, he's put on the ring. We've talked about this Vinny studio at the coming to Carlson when Chris comes over and does a guest spot with us. He's put on the couch and sitting on a couch is very difficult when you're doing a show because you know, it's not like a sit up and be active. It's more of a lay back and just observe what's going on. It curls you up. It shrimps. Yeah. Right. No, no, no, it's hot sitting on a couch.

And they're so close together. They're often fighting for foot space. So there's a lot of subliminal arguing going on. I think that's why it leads to so many arguments over trivial subjects, because they're just trying to let it out some way. Okay. Well, let's get into the clips that you have here. Did you watch some of these? I think we talked about Rachel Bilsen. That was interesting. When I expected more creepy bill. It was not something I guess. It's not as fun and creepy bill when the guests plays along with it, though. I think I think you'd like to see some uncomfortability there. And we didn't get a lot of that. But we did pull some clips. This a little fun fact. And I'm going to get this right out of the way. So everybody can catch on to it quickly. You do

a control. F you find that this guest said right 171 times. Oh, God, I hate that. He's constantly saying right, right? We have a little compilation of that, but of course not all 170, but we get the point across. But if you would like to start with that Rachel Billson, I'm not sure if you have any clips, clip two and three are two as a part one and a part two, Bill isn't listening and this is why. But they think he's a Russian spy.

And then he is. Oh, sorry. Spoiler alert. If you were going to watch it. Yeah. Yeah, there's a lot of that. But I can take sure a lot of like men like Kevin Costart, Tom Cruise and the uniforms on movie posters.

I think that happened a lot when I was growing up. What was that? Just like a. Four minutes in, Bill has already checked out the conversation. So it was really interesting. But then you go on and then to the next clip, it's just a few minutes later, and this is why. And you realize that, you know, he doesn't... What are you supposed to respond with?

Well, they were good at... Grunt work. Yeah, they're good at swinging axes. Right. Yeah, I mean, I think that, I mean, I think there's truth to it, you know, and I think because society has changed so much and it's like, oh, I invented an app, and I made a billion dollars, and then all of a sudden, they're now, you know, most powerful or whatever,

you know, where they feel like a man because of money, right? I think, I mean, that's probably always been, but I feel like now even more so because you look at people like Elon Musk or whoever, you know, when they're doing all these things that are just making billions and billions and then people are looking up, not everybody, but some looking up to that. And it's a different thing.

And I think that- I would go for that. One of me will. And you don't look up to like Bill's $1. And she immediately changes her whole point as soon as he gives any pushback So you wonder did she even mean it she just went off for about a minute have a little have a little constitution ma'am Normally I hate when people interrupt people out of podcasts, especially during interview But she was going she had no idea what she was talking about right there

You could tell she's just like oh, should I gotta keep talking no, that's because you're not talking so I guess I'm still talking and you my boss That's an example right? I don't know. He's definitely high, right? He's high right here. So I don't believe he's lit up the, I believe he, they don't light it up until a 9-11 story comes up. But I don't even have that clip.

It was just interesting timing. But if you want to jump to, let's look at this number four is that right compilation. I'm glad you picked up on this. People's crutch words bug the shit out of me. And it's something that I've done. What you noticed, it was unbelievable.

Yeah, it's something I've done many times put together these compilations. I don't do it as much anymore, but I find this so irritating. Mm, right, right, right, right. I just say for to go, yeah, exactly. I feel the same way. Right, right, right, right.

Fuck off. Okay, yeah, you see, it's, I mean the same way. Right, right, right, right, right. Fuck off. Okay, yeah, we see it's, I mean, that's basically 171 time in a hundred and an hour and 33 minutes. It's almost twice a minute. Right, right, right. Well, fun fact. Now, I'm just not saying the word right.

I'm not even a trucker, D. Oh, I think I'm going to need a trudge words, right? We'll be listening closely. Yeah. Well, you got to be careful. Once you start doing it, it's just a habit that you're, oh, right. Well, I guess the next clip is just he's still not listening. If we go to number five, I think we're going to skip the horny bill clips. They weren't what I was hoping.

You know, you reach some of these and you watch the guest very uncomfortable. She really did a good job rolling with it. So we'll probably skip the horny bill clip. Yeah, actually, I actually did watch those cuts and I wanted to see Creepy horny bill. And he's he's talking about like, well, if a girl's gonna let you fuck her, you got a fucker. Good. She's like, yeah, you do. I got right. She's like, she's a to it. So let's see, still not listening. And stupidly. And then you have to like, oh, my God. I know. That's just, and again, I don't think the vast, vast majority

of them mean it. They just don't want to get on the, what? They just have to have something to talk about. And also, no one gets canceled for being too woke. Right. That's the problem, is that it's just safer to go, yes. I, what was your thing? I have so many bills. So like, when you know, the one that, Yes, I, what was your thing?

The first. So many bills. So like, when the one that the one that she would be called me out on, he tries to fake it. He's so good at trying to fake it, but eventually you have to, he has to realize I forgot what I was talking about. So what was the thing you were, you said something before, right? And then she's like, I don't know. I'm not listening to me either. Why is Rachel Billson still a celebrity?

What is she doing? Why no, I didn't even know she was in any movie. I give her a little look. Apparently she is an actress, of course, and she is in movies that I've never heard of. Her TV shows maybe except jumper, 2008 jumper. Well, she's in that teleporting show. She's in the TV show. What did she do that Wuppie Goldberg called her out for?

Because she just said Wuppie Goldberg called her on something. Who knows? She was making comments about about how women like to be quote-unquote man-handled in a sexual way and Whoopi Goldberg was very very taken aback by those comments. What was she doing? I'm being a woman. Yeah, right Rachel Bilsen was on the OC That was like the 90210 for the next generation. I see. Yes. So, she was one of the hot pieces of ass. But what do you think of, um, uh, Ian Zering from 90210? Do you see him get attacked by all those, uh, yeah. Well, he started that. He started that fight and then he had like six dudes. I'll beat the shit out of him.

Dude, didn't it look like a stormtrooper getting taken down by Ewoks? Right and skipping those horny bill clips. So I'm not sure if you've ever heard, has anybody, does anybody know what it clap it out? Uh, is that like what that chick was doing in her dad's house? Right. No, almost it's very close though. You're closer than Bill is. Let's all play a game. How quickly do you know what she's talking about? Let's go to clip eight.

Whatever, whatever you're talking about, the kids already know and there. I had this conversation recently. My friends 11 year old boy we talk about it on the show this week or whenever it was like I'm clap it out that's what they call sex now clapping out I don't get it I don't what do you mean you don't get it I know but why what's in What do you mean? What are they like? Oh God, they're like Cousins, they're begging! And the sound you're fucking idiot.

Yeah. And this guy is constantly getting, getting, you know, turned on on the show. He's very sexual active. You think that this would be something he would keep into. Well, I bet I have a theory on this because Bill Maher has been famous for a very long time. He's always been single He's never been married. He's always has girls and stuff. I bet he's a lazy side-fucker. I bet there's no say if you hear this guy Having sex are you here grunts?

This guy is not he's never clapped on just clapping off Right, you know when people are having sex. Yeah. Oh, it sounds like clumping when people are having sex. Yeah. Oh, it sounds like clumping. Okay, your clap. I thought it was someone. Yeah, go. Go.

Go. Bill, you're doing great. I gotta say, always shooting at the hip. He wakes up with a blank slate every morning. I love him so much. Yeah. I gotta say, if Rachel was talking about this 22 years ago, I'd be quite turned out. My conversation might be clapping. Oh, well, this goes on. Yeah, I gotta say if Rachel was talking about this 22 years ago, I'd be quite turned out.

That would be clip. Oh, well, this goes on. You know, I've done with this. We're pretty much towards the end of this show. I guess we have a couple of things here. One, I think we can skip, but it is funny. It's a funny quote. What's the secret to a good divorce, basically, Bill is asking her, which is always a great

way to continue a conversation. They talk, have some rape talk, which I didn't clip. Clip 10 was interesting. Shot a dog can't remember. Or go down. Yes. I shot a show last summer where I killed a dog. That would be interesting.

It was terrible. I had a very hard time with it. I have real tears. What show is that? It was a small, no. What the fuck was it called? have real tears. What, what, what's your benefit? It was a small no, I know. What, what, what was it called? Oh my God. Well, that's my brain. You're not that busy yet. She's like this dramatic thing. What, what, I forget. Right. Also, did you really on this tower in New

York? What day was it? I forget. Did she really kill a dog though? It's making a sound like she had actually go through like we need to be as real as like as possible, Rachel. Pull that trigger on location. Yes. You just wound you. Get another dog in here. Try again, Rachel. My parents died. It was it was horrific. How they died. I forget. I don't know. I don't know. who's a year ago. I who could possibly remember And I started she refused she checked my did not smoke on the bingo board here during I was watching the show So she didn't even smoke and she can't remember the smallest details It's a little strange for for being on a podcast ready to tell stories

But this part of this one ends at clip 11 and it ends. I'm not sure what the joke is here or Phil just decided. Let's end it with a big laugh. First in your head. I just feel like, especially at this point in my life, you know, if you got to 67, you probably, first of all, they're not going to make fundamental changes. Well. That's it all. Perfect. Got it. I am confused.

It's the greatest show. It's a good show. I give you that. But that's why I didn't understand. Did you did you watch this one? Of course, we want to talk about the Roseanne. I think that's the main, main courses that Roseanne episode. But we want to introduce these kind of regular. This is, this is baseline bill. And then Roseanne, he's really taken off guard. So these next clips, we have a couple for the Seth McFarlane, which

is one of the most recent episodes that he had in. And two minutes in, did we write? So this is strange. You never see Bill trying to read someone's credits, especially at the beginning of the show, but he's enamored by the Seth MacFarlane. Apparently they have some sort of history and personal relationship, which he, which comes up later, he's a little offended

by Seth MacFarlane, but these clip 12 and clip 13 are first is a weird zoom and he's trying to read Seth's credits and clip 13 is five minutes later, he's trying to read Seth's credits and clip 13 is five minutes later he's still trying to read these credits. Okay. But because you can't get mad at it because it's ignorant. Yes. So you can know, you know, there's, we're making fun of drinks, which it is.

Exactly right. It's exactly right. The younger generation of sort of forgotten mat mode of comedy. It's the show started. Yes. Okay, great. So this is the show. Yeah. There's never any, oh, there's no preamble.

That's what's random about it. What do you think I, what do you think I'm reading blogs? This the first time I've ever read anybody's plugs right away, but I won't tell you. I said, this is, you're good. You're good, I don't, don't buy. No, and look, I'm, I'm, I'm,

I think he means the opposite of that. If I've read except the far end and I was like, oh, no, this is great. He's not only fell into a segue. You're killing it over here. He is good. He fell right into that segue. Yeah. Well done. Country star. Yeah, I think that was Colonel Parker's big client. About five minutes later.

He gave him that credibility to, oh, God, I forgot. Ted the TV series drops January 11th. I cannot wait for this. Yeah. Yeah. So smooth. That was well done, though. He's wasted already. You said, yeah, this is the start of the show. He's right. Well, this is a two-hour episode. So it's interesting. You have to watch a lot of these and you get these details. First of all, something that's that you have to bring out right away, you have to point out right away, these cameras are into the wall. He's going to feel as though you're just hanging out in the basement.

It's a little creepy. You're just in a basement being filmed and you can't see any of the cameras. But having to do with him already being drunk, he films these two at a time. So he films one hour show and then he brings on another guest and tries to make it a little longer. So by the time the second show comes around, if he's been drinking in that first one, he's already a little messed up. It's like the match game. You're right.

Yes. So I love watching the match game because they filmed five episodes in one day. They would film on Saturdays and Sundays. Certainly. And so Friday is actually the same day, but it's the last one they filmed. And by then, everyone's wasted. It's hilarious. It's like every Friday match game is always the best to watch.

I mean, that's why I like Bill Mars so much. Oh, that's great. That makes a lot of sense. I've never thought of that. I'm a big fan of family feuds. So I'm always watching how exhausted Steve Harvey's kidder. Oh, I was going to ask you which host was the best time family for Richard Dawson.

It's Richard Dawson. Everybody I agree. What do you think? I don't think any, but I, this is a crazy point you're trying to make here. Of course, Steve Harvey. Okay. Steve Harvey's really grown on me. I got to be out with you.

I love family. If you would Steve Harvey, I grew up with Richard Dawson, but I gotta go Steve Harvey on this. I mean, Steve, every check, then he would get the nod. Oh, yeah. Isn't that something? It's a bad something. Dude, I was speaking of it. Is that a Merv Griffin show too? Like every time I see a game show, it's like Merv Griffin, like, I know that dude's dead, but that dude's family's got to

be rolling in cash. Every show is a Merv Griffin show. So like, game shows are the best two because there's zero overhead for it. Yeah, you get all the prizes from the sponsors and shit. Is that true? Nothing to put those things on. So you don't got to pay the actors. You're gonna pay, uh, you know, the writer. It's just fucking easy. Get the judges that everybody booze from time to time. And that's pretty much the entire staff. Right before I came on here, I was watching this exciting show of 25 words or less if we really wanted to get into some of these

game shows. John Michael Higgins was the celebrity guest. Can you imagine putting John Michael Higgins as a celebrity guest? They shouldn't even allow that. He already hosts two game shows. He's the best. What is 25 words or less? That like one of those new shows on the game show network? It is. It's a it's not too new. I think it's 2018, 2019. It's hosted by a woman that looks like the host of democracy now. And can we all agree the worst and laziest show that is like popular is that mass singer. Who gives a fuck? Do you count it 16? Yeah, I know that that show does. But the mass singer like, oh, who could be singing? Oh my God. Who gives a shit? Like, it might be the only one that does not get that show at all. Would you

ever hope to reach such a level of fame that you might be a contestant? My sisters watch that show and it's like, Oh, it's mindless. It's dumb. I was going to say it's for women. Speaking of mindless entertainment, Clujette 14 Bill talks about how he's never enjoyed cartoons. I've had to go to my podcast. I kind of fell more into that camp like he's kind of, I want to watch no cartoons. Yeah. Yeah. I was very sn rates at a very young age felt like that only film, like Superman, three stuages. But really, no cartoons. It's like the original Superman, the original Superman.

Yeah, I mean, I'm talking, yeah, we're talking about like 1960 when I was four years old or something. Four years old already done watching cartoons. And little is this is why I say he's always waking up at a blank slate and shooting from the hip because this is about 20 minutes into the episode. 10 minutes later, you have no idea. Did anybody know how big of a fan Bill Mar was of family guy? This is crazy. Go to clip 15. I can for granted, but I know the last weeks was particularly great about streaming and

sitcoms. Yes. That run of like all the, when he names like 50 shows that begin with somebody just arriving on your doorstep, just priceless. And I admire the research that went into it. Somebody had to like compile that list. And she tries to stop and he goes, no, no, this is family guy, we're doing this. We're doing all of these fucking shows. Exactly. And then like it was one of the odd couple.

I mean, that's a cartoon. That's a big, much, I've suddenly got to tell him. If I was Southhead, Bixie cartoon. That's a cartoon. That's a big, very smart one. I mean, that's a cartoon. That's a big, very smart one. I was going to tell him. Yeah. If I was Seth, I'd be so you're watching cartoons now. Really digress it. And the whole way. And that's just when he, when he kind of comes out of the closet with it, the rest of

this episode beyond the COVID and vaccine talk that comes up later, we skipped some of those clips. But the, you know, he is bringing up. He knows all these references from Family Guy, knows episodes by name. It's very interesting. Who know how much of a fan he was. So he doesn't know a definition of cartoon is what we're learning. Maybe that's what it is. Yeah. Maybe do things that family just hand up barbarra is like the only thing that's a cartoon. Everything else is. I don't

know. But family got just a great show. Same thing with the salt part. He's not raw cartoons in the 60s. Probably worth that. Great. That's probably the salt part. He's not wrong. cartoons in the 60s probably weren't that great. That's probably a good point. He's not a fan of clip art. There were, although I will say, if you want racist cartoons, that was the era for that. There were some fun stuff going on. Yeah, they got rid of Tom and Jerry because the lady was a black lady that was like a stereotypical like lady that would always out town. I was thinking more about the Chinese people that they would show. Whatever, but yeah, I'm just saying like a lot of racially insensitive cartoons. They get hilarious. Right. I agree. Cancel cultures on the bingo board.

All right. Now, right, I want to be conscious of your time, buddy. I know that you got a show tonight, you get the Browns game coming up soon. Uh, if I, if I got to cut you loose, I can cut you loose. Um, I can go 50 more minutes. All right. He's having fun. Everybody. Look at that. Where, where are we going now, David? Perfect. We're going to skip another horny bill clip because it, we've just, we just would just skip all the horny bill trust me if you watch it You'll see plenty of it, but this is a longer clip. It's about a minute But I think it's worth it one thing Bill hates is that he thinks you everybody watches his show if he finds out that you haven't been watching his show every week He gets very upset, but that does not that's

Lonely bill is much stronger than I want you to watch my show bill. And you'll see that in just this one minute. There's a lot going on in this one minute clip 17. It's true. Is that let me ask you this on that because a member I was on the panel on like for there was a few times I was on the panel show. You got to go back and do that. I'd love to. But then I was like the guy who came out in the middle.

Was that because I was too stupid when I was a panel? No, no, that's because you're a celebrity because it's not a celebrity-driven show. Well, we don't do that segment. What's Salmon Rushdie? That's not a celebrity. No, he's an author. Come on, you. But that was, we don't do that segment anymore. I didn't know why. You don't. You don't do the middle. You haven't seen the show since we stopped doing that. Wow, I thought you were my fan. I thought you haven't seen the show that you haven't, you've missed a lot.

Yeah. Why? Yeah. Why don't you do the first show back? I'm in. I'm in. Oh, good. It's old.

It's the day before my birthday. And it's the day before my birthday. Great. Happy birthday. I love it. It's the only time. I'll be 41. You go and you talk. You'll be 41. When is it? It's a, I think it's January 19. Oh, yeah, it's perfect. Oh, are we trying to let? I texted my public. How are we talking about that? The big go board?

What are we talking about? Every minute. It should be. I was also thinking that inviting the guests to something is should also, he's always inviting people to why or Vegas He wanted Gaffigan to leave his family for the whole weekend and just go to Vegas It was very strange Gaffigan to great one is a long time ago But I recommend anybody checks that one out But this is lonely bill. He wants he always wants to spend time at the it he'll get over you not watching his show If you just hang out with him. I have to say something far one say busy guy you just hang out with him. I have to say,

Southwick Farland's a busy guy. He was producing a lot of television shows and things. So, and I think he's putting out albums of him singing and shit. He's got all this shit going on. He's like, you don't watch real time with Bill Marri every Friday night? Like, no, no. And also, he just has the Friday the 19th available on a whim. He can just book that himself.

That seems to little on. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to commit to that. Yeah, there should be just book that himself. That seems to little on. I'm not sure if he's going to be able to commit to that. Yeah. There should be some producers that are a little bit annoyed with that. You just you invited who on the show. All right. Well, who are we going to kick off now? You want to make that phone call? So now you might think that Bill's already over it and has moved on nine minutes later. Clip 18 lonely bill holds a grudge. The most, it's my baby, it's my children, this is my mistress, but you can't. But, you know, what do you think about this, because this is interesting, like watching, because we've been friends for a long time.

And because you're politics evolve and change over time and and I don't Issues I agree with you on a lot I agree with you on a lot more than I disagree But I do disagree with you on and that's why you can't watch the show anymore Don't be so sensitive. That's what it sounded like I can't know No, you can watch somebody you don't agree with of course It sounded like I can't know. You can watch somebody you don't agree with. Of course. I can't let it go.

That's funny. What do I got to do to get you to watch the show? Seth, come on. Well, we just have a couple more Seth McFarlane clips here. Well, I almost want to choose that. We're going to have to skip one of my favorites. It's just too long, but it's, you know, you go to the end. So you go to the end of this and watch

the last 10 minutes of this Seth McFarlane episode, you'll see them start getting at each other's throat. I love trivial arguments. But I thought Carl Jerry told me that you would be fascinated by this clip. So we went ahead and pulled it. This is clip 19. I can do Marty McFly and back to the future.

And I never thought back to the future. Why did I know? What? You know what this is? This is one of those things. You gotta come over to the house, and we gotta watch. You've never seen back to the future. What? I know. What? You know what this is? This is one of those things. You've got to come over to the house and we've got to watch. You've never seen back to the future? Wait a second.

How have you never seen back to the future? Go back. Doc, how have you never seen back to the future? You've never seen back to the future? Go back to come over to the house. How have you never seen back to the future? Isn't that great? I have a treat left for me.

See, that's the thing. I am shot. Yeah. It's a, it's a, it's a perfect movie. It's like, it's like, it's like fucking the sound of music or, you know, or, or night of the generals. I hate to say that we were reviewing that horrible, crystal-y a show. Yeah, yeah, I'm cold.

Cold and hour. Cold and hour. Reviewing that reviewing that, I think with Drew and Mike show recently. And they were talking all about like, what's a movie you haven't seen? People get mad at you when you say you haven't seen that movie. And no one brought a bed to the future, but that is fucked up. How do you not see that? I'm bad. Unbelievable. Even I see it.

I think of my childhood, like back to the future was so awesome. That I remember back to the future too, like going to the theater to see that is like one of the most excited times I ever was to go see a movie. I'm going to see back to the future too. And it did not disappoint fucking hoverboards. I know, being by my friends, they're all like fucking hoverboards rule. Let's get to the Bible, hoverboard. You went back to school and you were so excited to talk about

back to the feet. Like I'm going to see back to the future too. And yeah. So how do you not see back to the future? That's what I don't want to certainly rumors here, but I have half a mind to think that Bill just says he hasn't seen movies because people immediately invite him to

their house afterwards. This David's on to someone. You know what, Seth, I also have a seat back to the future. If you want to someone. You know what, Seth, I also have a seat back to the future. If you want to, I guess, yeah, Seth, I've never seen family guy. And this really, this episode really just kind of teeters out here at 21, clip 21, just kind of ends just like the other one. Really, Bill does not not really want to end a show. Roseanne's ends perfectly though. That's my favorite.

Dreams, this midnight dreams that fell apart at dawn. It's brilliant. It's something I have to tell you. I do have to pee so badly right now. I can't even... I know, you can't. All right, not all right. that's another new closer. It's not bad. That would not end the diapers podcast. That's true. Come on, sir. I don't have to pee anymore. Roll the dice. Yeah, I got a 18.

Have any of you seen this Roseanne on club random? I am not and I'm excited to see it because I think Roseanne is fascinating. Everybody should be watching this. I'm not even allowed back at a certain comedy venue anymore because I kept going in the green room and telling these headliners they need to be watching club random. But I'm out. I promoted more than my own show, David Collins 30 minute and a half hour show. I tell people you need to be watching club random.

And this was and I thought you might have already seen this so I really almost just wanted to pull the first three minutes of the episode and we could just pull the first three in the last three, but I said that's probably not the best. Everybody's already seen Bill Maher reaches into the ice to make her a drink and she stops him and says, have you washed your hands and then they yell about that, but this is still. They've already been arguing for the full 90 seconds at this point. This is about a minute and a half in. And I have this, how it starts, clip 22. Should I do that? I bet you did. You're all prochemical and pro-Montzanto

and all that crazy kid. I'm so not, you know. Are you shit me? The shit you say drives me berserk. Okay, I have a, you can attack me at many things. No, I'm not attacking. I'm many things. No, I'm just I know but I want to straighten you out of something. Straighten me. Yes, because you don't even know.

No, you are. I'm 70. If I want to put your hand down right there. Do it. No, what are you going to do? I'm going gonna cover it with mine and I'm gonna tell you that I Wow, what a 180 that was I love Ross. I built lost control on this one. I believe it I Rosé has that easy person to converse with as she says She's nuts. That's the best way possible. Yeah, yeah, I like Rosé. Yeah, she's she's really All-in on some of these crazy conspiracies. And you can talk to her. And you think you want to do as I've learned from watching Rose ads podcast. Well, as long as you convince her son, I think that's the main

gatekeeper. She had an I always blank out his name, but it's this flat earth. Yeah, yeah, MMA guy. And he was trying to convince her and her son that the earth is flat. They're both interesting. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I got it. Maybe there's people who worry you out. Yeah. She will. That's true. It's a good point. So this is a, I'm not sure for the, for the mega fans of, of Bill Mars club random, you're going to be looking out for any of these wide shots. Roseanne loses her cigarette. So she needs to then get to the spot of the pool table, which is a fun bingo board slot, too, put 23.

Wait, what are we talking about? Well, I have to get my sigs. Where's my fucking cigarettes? Did I forget my cigarettes? Well, I have to go get my cigarettes. Yeah. Okay, they're over there. I'll be right back.

Yeah. We have cameras that will follow you all over the room. Oh, good, I'm gonna take a late Two is no I don't creep you that sense I know that is so creepy. I do have to give props. Oh, that is not green felt at that pool table That is purple fat. That's how you know this guy has money right here. He's doing well Well, I believe it's always racked. So I'm hoping that it's not yeah I think it's just sitting there sinking the table where it's constantly been racked for 20 years. I feel like Bill's over there playing.

All right, yeah, it's giving you a leak. No, I'm kidding. Oh, I mean, if you have to, so you're moving pretty good for 70. Yeah, because I went to Joe Rogan's doctor and they hyped me up on all this death stars for around. No, and he's changed my life. Are you sure? Are you talking to me? No, could you imagine how hairy her chin must be?

Seven-year-old woman at testosterone. Oh, over a thousand. And Bill bars out of one of those things. He hates that testosterone. He tries to convince her that he's giving herself cancer with that testosterone and becomes their next debate. What? She's smoking cigarettes, Bell. She doesn't care about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So are you guys familiar with comedian Tony Hinchcliff?

I sure is how I am. Guess who is not? Bill Mar. Clip 24. Oh, no, everyone knows Tony Hinchcliff. Kill Tony. I'm going to get to 98%. Oh, who?

Tony Hinchcliff, that fucker. Who? The comedy assassin, I call it. Tony. Tony Hentchcliff, that fucker, the comedy assassin, I call it. Tony Hentchcliff, that does that podcast, Kill Tony. It's so fun, Bill, you got to watch that. He brings on new comics. Bill, he goes on to just describe how Kill Tony works, of course. And she really wants him to watch this and go participate in it. But this leads to a quick David Collins fact check because she makes a, this is not correct, which he says clips 25, this is a lie. More motherly, right? So, but it's a fucking

blast and you should be on there as a judge. Well, now that I got the, you got to, remember one podcast behind Rogen? Well, I mean, I'm glad you're identifying me on on all this Okay, that is not the second most popular podcast behind Joe Ruggers. That what you're gonna say David That's exactly right. There's no way that that's the most second. You know, I I didn't crunch the numbers myself But I did a quick Google and I did see Killtony I didn't crunch the numbers myself, but I did a quick Google and I did see Killtony. Yeah. Bill's like, I'll watch Killtony if you invite me over. Yeah, I can watch it at your house.

Well, this is great. Bill can't get any words in with Roseanne. That's continued. Clip 26, a quick 30 second Bill wants to speak. So they are. They'll go, if you think you're going to keep them out with offense, electric fence that goes under the earth, you're not. What do out with offense, electric fence that goes under the other. What if you're not? What do they tell?

What you have. Okay, boy, it's like they're things. Yeah. But what, so they tunnel under the fence? Oh, they'll do anything. But really, I thought there's one big. But specifically.

She didn't, she couldn't get through it. They're so fucking smart. Okay, but you say. No, wait, let me tell you that they're so fucking they're smarter than humans. Listen fucking there are orders and humans. Listen, okay, T there are smarter than humans. I seen this one big old pig bitch. She couldn't get into what I have.

This is some conversation. I'm looking forward to go on MLC. I'm not gonna let Kevin get a word in. Right, I'm just gonna yell and filibuster the entire time. Well, brings a good story about your farm. Yes. This is her farm that she has. Yeah, she has a farm of McAdamia nuts. I skipped those clips, but it's kind of interesting. She

has McAdamia nuts, but she doesn't have the staff to take care of it. So these pigs have run a muck. So she's just hunting pigs in this field of McAdamia. I would I would pay to watch that. Just where was I was. I I would be the most popular stream for sure. Yeah. I don't know. I'm a Rose fan, like I said, but now I'm going to get ready to jump off get ready, go do my show and yeah, live and die with it. I don't know how do you feel about the bills you excited? Well, they moved the game. They moved the game to Monday for 30, which I'm annoyed by because I love a Sunday, one o'clock bills game. However, with that said, I would like to see it not be as windy. So Josh, you can actually throw the ball down the field. So I'm okay

with that part. I feel good about the bill stealers game. I think they'll do well. I also feel good about the browns today. I think the browns are going to beat the tech. You know, can you watch the games and have fun? Like I can't have fun watching the the Browns games. I literally just every play I got inside. I'm like, just I can't enjoy it. Well, you know what it is with the bills. When they were six and six, I thought for sure they're out of the playoffs. I was like, okay, whatever. This season's done. And then they went on that winning streak. And so it's kind of been take the pressure off. Now that the two seasons, like Jesus Christ, I guess we got to think about the silver bowl again, but for all season, pretty much, I was going, okay, this isn't their

year or whatever. So it kind of wasn't as difficult. Yeah, Carl was more fun on those days. Yes. Yeah, but that was a good count. It's like, ah, go on. You're right. If they did plan Sunday, the Steelers would have more of a chance to win.

Correct. Because if it's a ground and pound kind of game, then yeah, then the bills could be outmatched in a game like that. So yeah. And last time they played in Houston, Flacco threw for like 400 yards and three quarters. So I just can't see him doing that again. What were we showing us that, Kidney? Said no one cares about football. Okay. Yeah. We asked we do. The matter talking. I'm kidding. Yeah. Yeah.

Mentor talking. That's right. All right. Ray, thank you so much for coming on today. I know that your buddy KB was not happy with you doing it, but you did it anyway and we appreciate it. You were great. We're getting you on MLC this week and then we'll do rock bottom afterwards.

Well, no, man, sounds good. Looking forward to it. All right. Thanks for having me, guys. sounds good looking forward to it. All right. Thanks for having me guys. I'll see you. Right to veto. That's right. David.

Great to beat everybody. Give it up far. We got to get more clips here. And then just a couple. I think we're going to skip the bill. It'll know we have to. We're going to skip clip 28 because that's just two senior citizens after they get high. But this is the last clip 27 is the last time before they get

too smoked up, you might say. Um, clip 27 bill is at a loss for how to do it. I wasn't just say it. Balls and anybody. That's because I'm a trans man and people don't know of that. No, you're not. You're not a man. You were never a man. We knew you from you were a child star. He goes out to try to convince her. Yeah, I know. He's going to try to convince her. Now, come on, now, Roseanne. He's not going to gaslight me with that one. That's funny. Yeah, he's going to point it out at the testosterone testosterone though and thought of that. Yeah, I mean she's more man than I was gonna say rated You know, that's so mean. I just did my show Immediately what I thought of Well bad person it turns out

And then finally this comes to an end in you know, I think we could take it I should have brought a game and we could have guessed how how this would have come to an end Especially after seeing Seth McFarlane, I have to pee, let's end. This ends almost equally as abruptly, but you could have guessed almost. After the riots in Boston, I maybe after the Boston marathon bombing, not riots, the manhunt, and like, it was like, when did Boston get an army? I got to go to bed, Bill.

No, that's honest. Yeah, okay. Not because I said something bad. I'm just tired. Okay, I'm good. I love that you, it's always right out there. It hit you. You're like, I'm not gonna bullshit or like

Slowly, I'm that hey, I'm ready to go to bed Wow, it's okay grandma. I gotta say Rose and it's looking pretty good I mean she never was a looker, but for 70 she's doing pretty well It's impressive they'll said even during that that is she was moving pretty good. Who knows what he means by that. She looks better than Madonna. I mean, if you had to, you know, not say it'd be fought either way, but if you were forced to. All right, David, thank you so much for putting the other

that package. It's awesome. Three different episodes from Club random. You know, this clip format is not something that I'm used to, but Blind Mike had asked me to do that guest spot on his show. So we had kind of learned how to go about that process. So it's fun. I'm glad that I got to share one of my favorite shows here. I encourage everybody to watch this club random.

Of course, they should be letting everybody know to watch David Collins 30 and a half hour show, but Club random, such a great show. I wish everybody I go around. I wish there were more people I could talk about about this show. You know, if this was anywhere else, if he did any of these things on HBO, the top page news is doing this on club random and nobody's watching. I disagree. People are definitely watching, but I know what you mean.

Maybe there's too many shows to watch these days. Now, right. David, thank you for sharing something that you enjoy. Would you want to hang out? I can share something that I enjoy with you. I'll take the gamble. Why not? Why don't we take a look? All right. I appreciate it. Here we go.

You know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Tom Myers versus the rest of the world put out a new episode for the new year. And let's get right started with a new years joke. Are you familiar with Tom Myers, David? I'm a big fan of Tom Myers. We talked a lot about him on that blind mic project. And it is a little more political than what I might be used to, but I've be coming a fan. All right. I know I remember you talking about you weren't ready for his politics, but this one is just

a good old fashioned, no politics here, just a good old fashioned fireworks joke. I think we're all going to enjoy. Hello, and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. It's a new year and everyone celebrated a little differently in my hometown of Baltimore. The new year was celebrated with thousands of pounds of fireworks and explosives to say goodbye to 2023 and not wanted to be outdone by the residents. The city also decided to celebrate the arrival. Okay.

So terrible joke. This is what he opened with. What I want everyone to key in on him, we've talked about this before. His guest hosts or guests on the show are forced to listen to him or watch him do this monologue. And the laughter is so unnatural. This is not how laughter works. You don't giggle at something after five beats. After the puzzle. I think I call this. I'd like to call Tom Myers guests. They give voluntary laughter. Yes. They're very generous volunteers. And they politely wait for each other to finish their laughter. Now, this next joke, here's what I wrote down on my notes. Tom does not understand how to write a fucking joke.

A former mayor, Sheila Dixon, in an effort to kickstart her campaign to take back her old office, was at a campaign event and hecklers started throwing clothes at her. It just shows how weak she's gotten politically. It used to be that she was weak because she was caught stealing gift cards meant for a charity and she kept her $83,000 a year pension. Now she looks weak because she gets easily distracted by Lulu Lemon products. Oh, she's

why? Why would you include so much information to that joke? He almost wants to appear smart or he wants to educate you or something. But that joke, the punchline was terrible. And for it to take 31 seconds to get to it, he might have called it Lulu tomato. And then you at least you have some sort of, you go back and you got some sort of connection. That's a better joke. Yes. See, it's not hard to punch these up. Tom, no, just go back to the notebook. Maybe your first thought isn't the best one.

They always say that in comedy, whatever you think the punchline is, thinks some more. There's probably something better. All right. This one doesn't even make fucking sense. Now we're getting real political on their Twitter. Ex profile C span commemorated the end of the first session of the 118th Congress by posting a typo and that it was the end of the fifth session of the 118th Congress by posting a typo and that it was the end of the fifth session of the 118th Congress.

Man, Lauren Boberts really been busy this year. So he turns it into a Lauren Bober joke for some reason because they left out the R and first is Lauren Boberts. Is Lauren Bober? Is there a fisting video I haven't seen out there? Something. I got it right here. Yeah, I'm interested to see what's going on here. Oh, do you not know the story?

She was sexually active at a Beatles juice. Yeah, no, I've seen that video. I'm definitely aware of that. I don't know if fisting was involved. I mean, maybe you can say that she was giving the guy a hand job. I've heard that joke down a few times. In job. I've heard that joke down a few times. In fact, I've heard that joke down a few times on this very program. Lauren Bobert announced she's running for re-election to Congress, but in a different

district, she will no longer be representing Colorado's third congressional district. So she's ditching her constituents like they were her date and a musical. She's ditching her constituents like they were her date and a musical Because she broke up with the guy afterwards Think about that David pretty good, huh? Well, maybe that's where that fist came in afterwards lighting commentary. Well then after he does his monologue Jeff Heisen Who's always on these shows or a big fan to Jeff over here? He's got a joke ready to go about Lauren Bober. Hey Tom. Hey. Hey. Happy New Year. Hope you guys

New Year. Happy New Year. Holidays. How's everyone doing this week? Well, Tom, you mentioned Lauren Bober being concerned about her chances of re-election in her current district. So she's moving to another district. So in other words, she wants the people of another district to hand her the job. Oh. I thought she's moving from third to fourth base, isn't that what she's saying? She's up with that to base. There is no fourth base.

Rita, like these guys don't know baseball or sex. I believe that's a base. There is no fourth base. Like these guys don't know baseball or sucks. Right. Yeah. She's seeking a happy ending in another district. I feel like she had it handily. I feel like she learned the wrong things from the priest scandal in Boston. Those tags just get worse. Yeah, no, it's your turn to suck.

Yeah, like, what the fuck is going on right now? Keep tagging. Pretty good stuff, though, right? David, I mean, obviously you knew the backstory on that. So you would just say it all those jokes. It becomes exhausting. I like a good tag you hit. You hit it once and then you move on to the next subject.

Sure. You know, it almost seems like story topping at a certain point. It's taking the humor away. Yeah, it's almost like they're not very funny people tried to be funny. Right. Well, maybe they just couldn't come up with their own joke. They're better at tagging the reactionary comedian. Sure. All right. Well, let's talk about a guy who doesn't how to write jokes. That's Tom Myers. Various politicians and public figures have been swatted. That's when someone trolls them by calling the police on them by reporting a very violent event that is not actually happening.

They did this to special counsel Jack Smith. They did this to Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene and they also did it to Judge Tanya Chutkin, the DC judge in Trump's case. I mean, it's easy to say that you shouldn't do that to anyone, but I found great satisfaction Tonya Chutkin, the DC judge in Trump's case. I mean, it's easy to say that you shouldn't do that to anyone, but I found great satisfaction. When I did that to the guy who stole my cocaine, a couple of comments on this one. First off, I love that Jeff Heisen is just turning it just going, oh, he doesn't even pretend to laugh anymore.

He's just, oh, finally good. He's doing, but I don't think that Tom even gets that joke. Yeah. So I missed her to it first. He's swatting. It sells you cocaine. We might make sense. Yeah. Okay.

Well, let's play this again because I think that whenever Tom talks about drugs, there's more examples in here. Drugs are sex. He has no idea what he was talking about. This is, this is like a sixth grader writing jokes about drugs as boring examples in here. Drugs are sex. He has no idea what he's talking about. This is like a sixth grader writing jokes about drugs and sex. In Trump's case, it's easy to say that you shouldn't do that to anyone, but I found great satisfaction when I did that to the guy who stole my cocaine. So a guy stole his cocaine. So we... No, someone stole his cocaine. So a guy stole his cocaine so we, no, someone stole his cocaine.

cocaine. They stole my cocaine. And so because of that, he had the person swatted and the build up to that too, explaining all of people were swatted and what that means. Now it works. Oh, well, something about getting high, being a fly. I'm not really trying to put it together here. Maybe if you pick an angel dust, still my angel dust, they have wings.

Oh, holy shit. Okay, you're thinking about this even further than I was. I just think, well, if it needs to be a joke, if we're sticking with this joke, Tom, I'll do my best. Right. If we're actually trying to grab this to be funny, then I guess we got to change a bunch of the things that he had.

I like David's style. Yeah. I checked out a while ago. I figured this out. Now this, this one, so we just heard that, Tom's never seen cocaine in this life. Now we're going to hear about, sack something he's never seen in his life as well.

There's a new variant of COVID-19 spreading as a result hospitals and doctors offices are requiring that patients and visitors wear face masks. I've never stopped wearing my mask as it helps obscure my identity when I do a smashing grab while grocery shopping. He's going to tag it. And at the various nude orgies I attend. And at the various nude orgies I attend. Oh, the new, I bend to some orgies, I never find one of those. Well, we're taking the clothes up. Look at the orgies, they're gross.

Sir, I can see your penis. What are you doing? This is embarrassing for you, sir. Your pants are down. What an idiot. Oh, God. He does make it a little more wordy than it needs to be. You notice that at their time. To take my my suggestion would have been to just add something before that. So at least it's a

rule of threes. Yes. He's a rule of two sky, which he it's very confusing when I listen to it. He came up with with two punch lines. He's like, I'm good. We got this. That's enough. All right. Now we're going to talk about sitting Indian style. I don't know if that's, cause they're defensive these days, David, you're probably a good guy. Chris Cross Apple sauce, I would say. Okay, I had a feeling you would say it.

I figured you were a younger guy than I am. Well, Tom, there's only Tom can do, thought about how we used to call sitting down in that style style Indian style. Yeah. And so times like, how do I turn that into a joke? It's fitting that my generation is the last one to be told that sitting cross-legged was called Indian style. And that fittingly enough, we're only a few health measures away from being wiped out by an epidemic. Okay. First off, we're only a few health measures away from being

wiped out. He's trying to connect Indian style with a smallpox blankets, I guess. What do we? I don't think you can help this one, David. I'll be honest. You need the word blanket in there somewhere. I'll tell you I see what you did there. All right very good. Thank you. Here's another one for us. Oh, this is self-deprecating time You don't get this very often right box hose Neil Kavuto read some of his hate mail on his show How lame is that just screenshot it and it on the socials like I do. Like I do. Just post it on the socials like I do. Well, that's one thing you could say about it. I mean, does deliver it? Does he really, though? I've tried to look. He's not very provocative as far as I've looked at. Yeah. Twitter.

I don't know. He's not on Twitter anymore. That'd be great. And he blocks me everywhere. So whenever he posts something, I, someone asked a screen capture and put it in my Reddit in order to see what he's up to. And I do appreciate what people do that. Well, actually, that joke has, has legs in the way. I think he could, he should. That would be a great way if he would just start screencapping anybody who DMed him and posting it on his day, that would be a great evolution of his comedy. Yeah, in fact, if he just got on, remember they used to do on Jimmy Kimmel. They had a bit where celebrities would read their tweets.

Oh, mean tweets. Yeah, mean tweets. That was a great bit. It was fucking awesome because you have a listers out there like reading this horrific shit and having fun with it. If Tom went up and instead of doing his horrible standup set, go on, just read all the shit that people write to him, that'd be amazing. Oh yeah, that'd be fun. I would write in a lot.

I would be half of a set if he did that. All right, this one, this one does not even have a punchline. And again, he's trained his guests to start giggling when he stops talking because there's no way they knew this was the end of the joke. It's sad that Fox hosts have run out of material and are now basically scouring subreddits. Bridget Ziegler, the co-founder of the conservative anti-LGBTQ plus group moms for Liberty was found to have made a sex tape with another woman. Finally, a video made by a moms for Liberty Liberty member that I wanna watch for in June. Oh, you suck!

So there's this video with lesbians in it. And Tom's joke is finally a video that I wanna watch for enjoyment. All right. Maybe you're right. Maybe he has never even seen sex. I don't know. Or comedy.

I don't think he's familiar with the concept at all. It's has never even seen sex. I don't know. Or comedy. I don't think he's familiar with the concept at all. It's insane. So let's talk about Elon Musk. And we all know that people on this side of the aisle used to love him. They don't like him anymore. He was the electric car guy.

He was going to save the world. But then he wanted free speech on Twitter and I was like, wow, I can't have that. We got a band people. So Tom's gonna go hard at Elon Musk guys. So you be warned. A Wall Street Journal piece came out and said that Elon Musk has done a lot of drugs such as cocaine, ecstasy and ketamine.

So that's why he renamed Twitter X because his fans can't spell ec to see. Pretty good joke, huh? Well, it is original. I think a lot of people were going that angle that, you know, maybe it's X rated or X erotica and he's saying, oh, X to see nobody's gone this angle yet. Yeah, well, I wonder why maybe because it's not funny or interesting and easy to wait, but fortunately He's got a bunch more

Elon tags after this great The big difference is that XC is supposed to be fun Musk is also reportedly smoked a lot of pot Think about how much cooler his site would be if instead of doing a post You would do a toke How can Elon Musk smoke pot? This is the guy who wanted to fight Mark Zuckerberg. He's the worst pothead ever. Musk suspended the accounts of a number of journalists for reasons that as of the recording of this episode, we're not made clear. and we're also not made clear at the airing of this episode and at the moment when I'm using this clip in this year's year end in review, given his erratic

behavior, maybe Musk should have renamed the site PCP. Oh, you see what he did there? David, you thought he was off the naming the site after drugs he likes. And then after whatever the fuck all that was, the people didn't even laugh at. And he sounded like it was edited. So I wanted the people just like, huh, what's that? And it's that out. I kind of lost track of it. I thought he finished it up. And then I picked it up a little later in the jokes, be honest. Yeah, yeah. Sorry. That's a lot of stuff. PCP wouldn't be a bad if it was like PC punch down. You know, maybe, maybe Elon might have been going that PCP angle.

And it would have stood for some to, you know, you know, that's not a bad ecstasy keeps you up all night, just like Twitter. There you go. Actually, it makes a lot more sense. But I like that he's something there. I like that he brought it back though, too. Remember, this is named after drugs. So PCP, like, oh, yeah, it's pretty good. Another drug he's never done.

All right. I got one more on here. We're talking about Joe Rogan. And of course, if you have the political leanings of Tom Myers, there's one thing you know about Joe Rogan. And just saying this will make you laugh. Joe Rogan said that Biden made the statement that there were airports during the American Revolution, a comment that was actually made by Donald Trump.

It's fascinating to see one of the effects of an Ivermectin overdose in real time. Uh-huh. Ivermectin. That doesn't make any fucking sense. Joe Rogan took Ivermectin. That doesn't make any fucking sense. Jorugan took Ivermectin over a year ago, and now he just said something that was incorrect, so that was an Ivermectin overdose,

and these idiots here, Ivermectin, they're like, ha-ha-ha, yeah, yeah, he's an idiot that Joe Rogan, he's stupid, COVID, horse-paced, good stuff. Pretty good stuff, guys. I was, I gotta say, I was waiting for, I was, I was listening to the set up up saying where is the N word coming into this? Right. Yeah, no, it's not that there's two things they know about Joe Rogan. I guess I've been back in in the N word good point David

I have to cover this very briefly Bear with me my buddy Vinnie Paulino was on topic time with Harrison Young. I'm familiar with Vinnie Paulino. He's a fan of David Collins 30-minute-and-a-half-hour show. He is. Are you familiar with Harrison Young? I actually am. I had put out some words. We had discovered this. I'm not even sure where it came up, but I was fascinated of similar reasons as I was fascinated with Club random, actually, but it's of course, there are an opposite sides of the spectrum. And I had put out on my, with two-my viewers, hoping that people would reach out to Harrison

Young and try to get him to reach out to me as not happened up to this point. It's not easy to coordinate with him. He doesn't like texting. He only wants to talk on the phone. And he can't come on your show unless the people who work for the public access. So he doesn't have any of the capabilities at his home. He has to go to a studio at the public access. You can play baseball at home.

I know, that's why I want to get him on the show. I have a lot of things to talk to him about, obviously. But anyway, he had Vinnie Paulino on the show. And a couple of highlights from that that I wanted to point out, props to Vin Vinnie poor guy is just always in my shadow now Poor Vinnie Paul he know So sometimes you're in his shadow You know, I don't know if you know this but it was ironic because it was one year ago today that I interviewed Kyle Hemberger

What at my area 58 location and that's your as 5200 plus views now? Oh, man. You going to be slumming it today. Unfortunately, Harrison. Well, I don't know about that. I love the first thing he brings up to is just like, you know, you're going to talk to your friends. Actually, really cool. But this, this is the best clip. This is the funniest part because Vinnie's promoting of course the creep off. Vinnie and I do a show together. We Monday at one PM Eastern. Call the creep off. The only true crime show made four men by men. And this is fun. And we do a true crime podcast because we feel like everybody else in the world is doing such a poor job with them.

Carl and I decided to step it up and put out a good one for people. Upgraded. I get it. Okay. Um, did you guys just start this recently? Cause I don't remember him mentioning it last year or or in 20 while waiting to give him last year. He didn't mention it. Did you guys just found it in 2023 or unfortunately, no, he's very good at not mentioning it. We've been doing it since 2020. We actually started about maybe a month before the COVID lockdown. That was just perfect. I couldn't have scripted that better for hair. I know. Is that like Brad Lucas? I'll never talks about that. I thought the car all the

time. He never brought up the creep box. So we had the great car on and what you guys talk about. That's great. One more clip from here. Because many's talking about how he's doing shows with Jim fority. That's coming up this weekend. Of course, Vinnie and Jim Forranty will be here in this studio recording WTP a week from today. And I love it. It's exciting. It's very exciting. I love Jim. So I love how Harrison reacts to this. She's coming up here in February in a couple of weeks with my good friend Jim Florentine. Okay. You might know him from that metal show on VH1 and cranky anchors on

Comedy Central. Oh wow. Comic. Yeah, yeah. We're gonna be doing some shows together. We're doing five shows. The 18th to the 20th Carlson Comedy.com for tickets. Maybe you could get him on my show. Is that possible? I bet you Jim Florentine would jump to do your show. I've seen cranky acres. Well, listen, I got you got a you got a lab rate on the title of your broadcast creep off. What is that?

All right. So I just love the fact he's like, oh, I've heard of crank acres. Maybe Jim 14 to do my show. Now, I'm going to be honest. It's not out of the realm of possibility. Right. It's definitely a possibility that Jim would do Harrison Young show.

Yeah. So I remind me to bring Jim would do Harrison Young show. Yeah. So I remind me to bring that up to him when he's over here. Harrison Young is like Mark Marin when WTF was just starting. Explain it was like a niche thing, even though Mark Marin had had a little bit of fame. Yeah. But people wanted to do this show out of a garage because it was different. It was catching on counterculture. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, not to cut you off. I apologize, but Harrison Young, I understand, has some family in the industry. I'm sure he doesn't have any issue.

You have some connections and getting some great guests. I forgot about that. I know that's a good point. His cousin is it? I think so. Sarah Silverman. Sarah Silverman, yeah. I wonder if that's true.

Could you imagine like one day I was in Sarah Silvermanma's just out of Harrison Young show or he's on her show or stuff like holy shit. This is they're just talking about the family. It's actually really. Yeah. What a great dinner. But with David, I really appreciate coming out here, putting another amazing package. I have a game for us to play if you're down for it, but I don't want to keep you longer.

I'm such a fan of games Okay, I thought so. That'd be a real cherry on top here of this whole experience. Excellent. Then you and I are gonna poke a Daabler. Oh, I got to bring Kendi in for this too. Kendi likes to poke a dabler from time to time, right Kendi? Yes, I do. Do you know longer? No, I've had David Conn's 30-minute half hour show We had friend of the show Cardiff Electric. Yes Months and months ago is about half a year I understand at that time he was doing the games for your show or you two not associated anymore. This is a Cardiff Electric game?

Oh, okay. He's still doing the games for us. That's perfect. Usually pops out around this time, but I guess I see him in the discord. He might be traveling. Sometimes he's out in a boot. A boot, a boot. boot. So that could be the

case today. All right. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. It's a poke. Adabler. Are you ready to poke? Adabler? Ready. I don't that means, but you paid. Saddle me. John, hear my ex-user look image. Okay, Saddle, hold on. Saddle me, happy make. Okay, I'll look for you. I will. Saddle me, happy make. All right, I'll retain that.

Because I thought it'll be fun to work with Vinnie Paulina. Until I realized that Vinnie Paulina is a two-faced hack moonhead whose allegiance is only to Lady Kamar. Michael P. thanks for the two bucks. What is Sado's Twitter handle you said you could retain? One of the amazing We know Michael P. Till. Yeah, one of the amazing super chat. That's fucking hilarious That was paid head. There's just like oh he's not gonna remember this in three minutes. Yeah, that's fun

I think we need to see more of this. Yeah, that's funny the game within the game of a game. Yeah, exactly This is great. I know you said you could retain What happens next? Okay. Number one, John gets it correct in under 30 seconds. Okay. Be. John gets it correct in over 30 seconds.

Next. John gets it incorrect in under 30 seconds. Four. John gets it incorrect in over 30 seconds. And lastly, John never gets it. And is distracted by a super chat. Oh, wow. Wow.

So I have to go with four. He gets it incorrect after 30 seconds goes by. I'll ask, Ken, since you're a veteran of this game, what do you think? My instinct is also four, but to get the spread, I'll say lastly. Oh, OK. Very good.

And David, what do you think? Can any of you remember the handle? Yes. I don't be happy to make rights. That was it. I, my guess is B that he'll get that. And it just, I need about 30 seconds longer. I think two and it would have come to me.

Okay. Very good. I go B. Pretty surprised. I got you. I put lastly. All right. be producer Chris I put lastly all right a dab

sado me make what she sado me make uh fuck sado me make I know hold on give me a second. Saddle me. Saddle me. Make. Fuck. Saddle me. Saddle me. Make.

Saddle me. Oh, happy, make. Saddle me. Happy, make. Wow. Cardiff Wids. Oh happy make, so I don't need happy make Wow Cardiff wins none of us got it right no, he got it right in over 30 seconds. Oh, that's what David says what Dave said Oh, right The new cover comes out of wids beginners luck again

Right beginners luck Congrats on that. That's awesome congr Congrats Cardiff. That was a world-produced. That's really fun. Very good. He must have got, you know what he did though. He went back through his super chest because they're all right there on the screen and stream yard. He went back and looked at it. Because you can tell he's going, I'm, uh, I'm, uh, I'm, oh, happy bank. And it still took him over 30 seconds to do that.

That's the worst part That's like minutes ago. I'm the answer written on your hand not being able to read it A lot of people chatting in four minutes There we go there we go, So there you have it. So incredible retention. Incredible retention. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you have the credible retention or chat reading skills. Enough. Yes. So poke. I doubt it.

Subreddit surfing live Saturday, March the 9th, comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com. Sit you. You're sit. Good dog. Is Cardiff doing a live show? Door. Door. to all the stupid shit that he does at the end of that. Yes, there is a live show. So what happened was, Settling John was booked at the comedy club on March 10th Sunday. And so Vinnie Paulino and Cardiff both said, John will help you put together a show and will promote it.

We'll get you out here. We'll sell tickets. Do a whole thing. And it was announced and tickets were sold. There was a meet and greet. There was a show. And then they decided, well, what people are going to come into Rochester that weekend?

Why don't we do a live show Saturday night in the Riggles room at the comedy club? So they decided to book their show, so I wrote it surfing. And then Andy on his show, the Alpologies podcast, also decided to get on the act on that one. And then John canceled. So now there's just a live podcast taping March 9th in Rochester for some reason. Interesting.

Wait a second. I asked because I caught me by surprise. I didn't know that he also does those live shows. We're doing the first David Collins 30 minute half hour live show and Cedar Rapids Iowa at the lucky cat. Wow. That's a club. That's exciting. February 9th. First live David Collins. That's very exciting. Why did you pick that venue? Is that near where you live? Well, it's a, it's a, we've already recorded in the green room a few

episodes within the green room. Of course, we haven't used, utilized the stage at all and then kind of, but I've been talking with the owner there and we've worked that out and we have that date booked. So you do live in that area then apparently? Well, I'm all around traveling all around Iowa. I'm moving my mother is primarily in Iowa city. I spend some of my time in the Illinois border area and Dubu, Iowa area. It kind of depends where a bit snowed in. I mean, Jerry's basement right now and I don't like to reveal where that is, but you know, it's been a wild time in Iowa these last few days.

I'm not sure if you've been watching the weather. No, I don't pay attention to the weather. Now, the last time Senator Jumping from comedy was in Cedar Rapids, Iowa. Is that right? Well, it's a great place for comedy. It definitely is. You weren't at that show, David. You missed out. No, unfortunately, I would not actually was very loosely familiar even with I think I even thought of him and many times So card of electric it brought him up on my show. Okay. Well, you missed out, buddy You could have been there for the last ever

Stand-up show from Southern Gemma London's Fudge and go curl Can you please fix cardiffs audio audio way too low as usual? Yes, Cardiff, come on, get your shit together, buddy. I appreciate you making these games for me for free. But, you know, if you could fix it. What a great game. It is a great game, I agree. All right, David Collins, thank you so much for coming on.

Thanks for introducing us to three different episodes of club random. Everyone will be checking out after this for sure And of course, it's the David Collins 30 minute half hour show on YouTube Right I got it. I got it that time Go subscribe. Well swell to meet you Carl. Kendi. We have not spoken But it's good to meet you. My name is David Collins. Kendi will introduce to me you

I'm Mike. Oh, that's perfect. Thanks so much for watching. David, I'm Chris. My pleasure. Have a great day. You too. Thank you. All right. Don't be a stranger, David.

We'd love to have you back out again sometime. All right. Well, I'm sure I'll talk to you in the future. Goodbye now. See, he's got a way about him, doesn't he? Yeah. Um, what are we doing now? The teaser probably, I don't know. I don't know.

We're doing because I don't have a category picked out. Do we talk about that yet? We talked about how we don't have a category. Okay, then perfect. I'm on the same page as everyone else apparently, but our midweek show will be the same horse shit that we always do without finding different podcasts of the category and competing to see who has the the worst podcast in that category. Of course, Kendi is here. She's going to read some reviews for us. She feels she's feeling bubbly today. I can tell. I can tell her personalities on point. This is going to be good. But first we got some news to go through.

Internet news with Lucy Typoss. From Patreon, Deluxe claims Stutgio is slowly becoming the elephant man. I am not an animal, I am a stuttering fool! Kelly MacDonald begs us for closure. Please finish John's book. Bob Penis with a Gacha, Carl and producer Chris hate when adults wear Halloween costumes, yet they have no problem wearing adorable matching nerd outfits in their little band. From YouTube, Randy Bobandy points out, didn't Jackie say Stuttering John has trouble doing one thing at the same time.

He's proven it over and over. Anything beyond a single thought or point blinks screens him. Hang a Louis notes, there is no expectation of privacy and sent texts. You give them up by sending them to another person. You've got some pretend lawyer there, John. Thomas Jameson. Lawyer John is my favorite character. Adrian M. Flex is her vocab.

I thought John was just a buffoon, but he's actually a nefarious creep. A powerful attorney 965 writes, He calls my kids Luthus, his new check in the popcorn tin. He will never let it go or be convinced otherwise. James Newsom, SJ responding to Carl's SUPERCHAT! Absolutely beautiful. He's such a broken toy nobody wants to fix. Brown went able with a new take.

John acts like Moe and treats everyone else as Curly and Larry. And from Reddit, suitable subject asks, Will someone take Joey C around the back of the barn? This dude is fucking boring. PX7 Janine wonders, Anybody catch Carl making fun of Patty C Cups $12 haircut? Well, I'm sorry Carl, we can't all drop $250 to get our tips for us to do Nancy. Totally unprecedented, maybe on to something.

Lucy really brought it. It's worth it to sign up for the Patreon, just to watch the video of this and watch as producer Chris dry heaves hilariously at the fake baby blowout footage. Rule of thumb, the podcast that makes producer Chris the most uncomfortable is the clear winner. Brad Logan noticed. Mean Doug was bummed that there weren't any song parodies. Random 14330, I feel bad laughing at all the fat jokes, but WATP is at some of its funniest when they do it. Jackie Spratt posts a nice photoshop of Carl labeled Behind the Scenes, and here are some

of the best comments. The fasting showmen riffs. The frosted flake. Pecan Nikki. Frosty McTipperson. Leonard Small 7-9. Gay Fieri, Cybertical, Lil Gay Ocarson, Bork 60 with a Deep Pole, Frostylicus, Your wife's BF's wife's Fiat, I did not know Ellen DeGeneres grew a beard, and no kids, probably the gays picture of all time.

. Hilarious stuff, everybody. So glad everyone's at the internet all the time. Oh, frosted-ill-a-kiss. . All right, candy. Thank you so much for joining us. We haven't seen you in a couple of weeks.

How you been? Fine. How's your new years? It's okay. Yeah. And a new reviews to reach. Sure. Great. Okay, so this first one is from...

You know what, I, why? We got to have a new show, David Collins and Kendi. I think these two should team up together and suck all of the energy out of the room. I want to see in fact you call the show sucking the energy out of the room. Kendi and David, I'm sorry go ahead you were going to read something? You're an asshole. It's by YB and it's called Kmart is the perfect handle. Okay. You're an indeed you're an endangered feces. I'm an endangered feces. I like it. I think that's a five star review. It is nice. Okay, and then this next one is

from Bad Wisdom in France. I got. It's called really? Okay, English is not my first language, but seriously what is funny here? A potato, also a lot of vulgarity and profanity Not counting putting people down all the time this made me sad Five stars Yes I like it. Can it's okay with people give us five stars. You know it helps the algorithm Where people watch and listen to your career. Yeah, then can you become a star? You sure okay, missy-be says no John segment today. We being nice today

You know what it is missy. I did point double point yesterday for over two hours. I'm just kind of John doubt right now Just like that was enough felt like we could take we could take week at off after I thought you were obsessed. I know. Sorry. Uh, we'll get, we'll get up next time. I'm sure any more reviews on there. Nope. That's it. Okay. Let's hit some voicemails.

We appreciate people calling into the voicemail. You can find that who are these.com, find the phone number, find the links to all the stuff that we do. If you want to be on the net news, then get in the discord on the YouTube and the subreddit and you too, or Facebook group, you have a Facebook group too. Yeah, if you ever, oh yeah, yeah, Facebook group. Yeah, there's even the occasional comment on our WATP website. Oh, every now and then some weirdo will really want to check. I have not noticed that. Yeah, and there's a couple other spaces, but that's the brunt.

Hey, it's the great chocolate cleaning. I'm going to answer you a couple questions. All right, so the answer is name a... Shit. I get that's harder than it seems, apparently. All right. Normally, when they fail like that, they call back. the normal people when they fail at that they call back that guy just like a fact that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that that here, saw the success that his hero Dick Masterson and Anthony have been having with their respective wall cows. He applied his marketing genius to that and he has manufactured the entire dabble verse. All these skits and dumb out verse that John has been having, like the one

that is mom's house with the call and show garbage, I mean come on. Carl paid him to do that. It's all manufactured garbage for the dabble-verse bracket that Carl's got going on. I mean, if you start really thinking about it, it makes a lot more sense than John being as dumb as he is. I truly believe Carl has manufactured this. That just gave me an idea. We should do an AI phone call between me and John where it's like,

all right, what do you want to do this week? Was thinking maybe you could play up this extortion thing? That'd be funny. And then like you can do the same thing to me and then I'll call you a hypocrite. And then we just plan out weeks at a time. Yeah, and we used to do those deep things where it was so labor intensive. Yeah, right. I think that happened. I'm not that brilliant, but thank you, sir. I appreciate. Give me a lot of time. Yeah, give me way too much credit. Remember our friend, cocaine Jesus? Oh yeah. He called it into the show. Hey, Carl, this is cocaine Jesus. I need something cleared up. I'm a little behind. It might be two or three episodes behind, but a couple episodes ago, it wasn't clear. Were you at Chrissy Mayor's content house? Because when you said I was at Chrissy Mayor's content house,

you really didn't explain if you were at Chrissy Mayor's content house, or if you were not at Chrissy Mayor's content house. So a couple weeks ago at Chrissy Mayor's content house, is that where you were at Chrissy Mayor's content house? Can you just, you know, let us know if that's where you were, if you were at Chrissy Mayor's content house or not? Because it's really unclear if you were at, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm are. Hey Chris and Carl real fucking rich.

You guys are making fun of larpers when you guys pretend to be a band from the Simpsons. Anyway, go fuck yourself and that's not pretty cool. Good point. Good point. I'll give you that fair enough. Hey Carl. This is my first time calling. I've been listening for a long time ever since Drew Lane first mentioned you years ago. Patreon, that the first Detroit live show, Miss the Second, Promise I'll be at the third. As you can see, I'm not very

good at voicemail. So I'm going to run to the chase. Doesn't really matter. Too late. I never post a social media ever. And a couple of years ago, I put out a couple of reels on Instagram, my stupid bar and yard, animals I got over here, whatnot. And but like, if you don't have a private account,

that shit just goes out to whoever. So if you're scrolling through your feed You know you could look at anything Yesterday Chad fucking zoom-ok liked one of my reels. What's and of course if you know he's probably just There's no big deal. But I was kind of like big deal. But what's kind of like, maybe the dude is like going through your followers or people who like the ice at Pope's post or something and like looking for dirt on you or something. I know it sounds stupid but I just thought I'd call to tell you about it because I was like, that fucking zoom my

glute by real. What the fuck's up with that? No, you know, you're right. It's just there anything you can call me back We got a lot to talk about Sounds good. No, that's actually interesting. I bet Chad is going through and finding anyone who likes anything related to me And that seems as though that's the only Always And that seems to so that's the only Always out who is it delivery door test to candy right now. What were you bringing? Is it paid for? But yeah, that's the only thing Chad puts energy into yeah, stalking and trolling. Yes, correct That makes a lot of sense. This is the best kindies ever been out on our show. Yeah, well, look good, kindi.

Yeah, I'm enjoying this. This is great. All right, Nate from Flint checking in. And she's back. Smooth. What's going on? Smooth. No, yeah, and we didn't even notice. Hey, kindi, do you ever promote your social media? No, I don't have that shit.

You don't have Instagram or TikTok or only fans or something? No. No. Okay. Well, if you ever want to get on fans, little, little fans, I'm sure we can promote it. Okay.

Hey, Carl, name from Flip Michigan. I'm just casting up on episodes right now. I'm behind because of the holiday. And it's fun to see uh... then to lawyer trolling john so expertly it's a lot of uh... it's a lot of that good last week it's a reminder of the time that you told your fans of that music episodes

that was great man give it up what's the trolley i was that was a treat at least it was a nice punchline that was short. Yeah. After all that time, my bullshit. Yeah, so well done Nate from Flint. We appreciate it. Go, Ion's. All right. Oh, this is Gary. The great Gardini, judge of the place, intro. It is time now to introduce a renowned caller, a mystic from San Diego, all seeing all knowing all omniscient.

All right, that's enough. It's going to do it. Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. I am so pleased to be able to introduce to you tonight the great guardian. Welcome, guardian. I have to ask you, first of all, do you have the answers to our questions tonight? Yes, I do. The answers are Betty Boop, the Hindenburg, and Suddaring John Melendez. Oh dear.

And Suddaring John Melendez. Okay, now that we've got the answers, I now have to ask you. Do you have the sealed envelope with the questions in them, Mr. Gardini? Yes, let me open the envelope. And the questions are, name a 1930s cartoon. Second is, name a Nazi hot air balloon. And thirdly, name a blivering bloated buffoon. This has been a hitman Dan production, a division of Warner Brothers rock and roll off.

Am I encouraging the rock stuff on this show? Well, it's you're doing it at the very end of the show. I don't know that bit by the run its cars. It's very possible. It did a long time ago. Yes, thank you. Thanks, kiddie. I need to consult with kidney more often. Yeah. I was a cat out of the show. Hi, this is a complimentary voicemail for Karl Hamburger. Us here at the Gensbuckle Rob Records just want to call and congratulate you on your recent induction into the small penis hall of fame. Whoa, the New York State Record of 1.25 centimeters.

You've bought enough of charge to yet again. Great job, little guy. You can't keep it up. Also, everyone go to the creep loft.com right now and vote for Vinnie. What? How are they just? I agree. Well it doesn't help that their room is freezing cold. Hello Carl it's your boy here calling again and of course we're going to impromptu game suggesting that you know I don't call in unless I've

got some valuable insight for you and I'll keep it under 45 seconds. This one's about fake swords, real faggot, your God awful hobby's podcast. I mean particularly the retarded cunt on there. And yet indeed she is retarded. So it sort of opens the door to a game British or retarded now in her case So there you go you can take that and run with it now Cardiff you listening British or returns the new game. We will run with it. I got cardiff still at the discord Maybe maybe you heard that

All right last one out here. Oh My god, I cannot believe you guys on a reborn podcast and all right last one out here oh my god i cannot believe you guys on a reborn pod my mother is a reborn doll artist she's been making these things for like the past ten years and they are terrifying

she thinks it's hilarious to make me pretend like they're my actual siblings and they it's just a whole weird thing she's not one of those freaks like like that are really into the community she makes fun of them but she likes to hop of pacing and sculpting the dolls but she does think it's really funny to take pictures of me with them as if they were my actual siblings it's very funny That's it. That's all I like that you guys she makes one of the other people do that she's not like that I was like no no she's trying to save face. Oh Yeah, those losers That's interesting. I didn't know that existed. Oh

No me neither Believe it and the reborn word really throws you a little. You know what I mean? It doesn't make sense. No, stupid. There were never born. Did you see that podcast that Lucy Brown? Should be called Stillborn.

I didn't see this week's episode yet. It's a lot. It is weird. Most dare now. It is very weird. So, uh, Kendi, I appreciate you coming on the show today. Once again, Hannah, the review girl. I think she's fucking with me now because I get the no firmer. She's supposed to be out today. I get to know our fence blew over. Oh, geez. Because of all the wind. And so the dog, I can't let the dogs outside. The dogs are making all this noise. People are here fixing the fence. So it's real noisy. So I can't come on the show.

So obviously I call her a dumb lying bitch. And she responds with a photo of her backyard like three chairs are knocked over. And dog poop all over the house. I'm not buying it. Just because Mr. Hannah would knock some chairs over. Doesn't convince me. So let's see what excuse she comes up with that.

It's a new segment. It's a new segment. Why wasn't Hannah here? The new segment on W A T. I had a headache yesterday. Right. I thought maybe I wouldn't get tonight. I don't know.

I didn't think it's possible. All right. Candy, you're not in any social media at all. We can't stop you in any single way. No. Can you get on your home address? No phone number? No, okay What's your sign Don't do that

Make me look like a real woman to tell you my side I was just testing you she wanted to so badly do It almost came out. She wanted to explain how that shapes her entire personality and everything. Man, that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that. A-rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr A plane is here. I rewatch I correlate. Boom. That was a great episode.

That was really great. Man, that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I tried that. I tried that. I tried that. Okay, who gives a shit? Why am I still doing this?

I'm out of here. Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid by guys Man that was a good episode I was a good episode And it goes on like this are we done here? S quiar Night's are me timbers night ock says you're a Scorpio. I'm psychotic but no I'm not a Scorpio.

So she knows she knows all the shit. Fuck. I would have myself. There's proof right there. Alright bye, Kid. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye!