Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep484 - Stuttering John Slut-Shames Kate Meaney EMERGENCY BROADCAST

Episode Date: January 17, 2024

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I'm the one who should apologize. By the way for those people that are in the back Remember to shut the fuck up Shut the fuck up as wife and shut my cock. Oh my god. Are you serious? Cuz Cuz a row Slapperoon It's show time. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. Hello, Robert H. Cullen, welcome back to the Backslap, we're just watching do an emergency episode of W-A-T-P. Why is this an emergency

you ask? Because Dru Drew Lane gave the day off from my normal Drew and Mike show duty. But also, because John took his show down from Saturday where he spent most of his time slutshaming Kate Meeney based on internet rumors, Jen from the Jingo department is here. So let's get into it. into the Kate Meenie talk. I want to start off with John's very upset that people are stealing all of his jokes. Nobody stealing his jokes. Oh no, everyone stealing his jokes. He comes up with all these amazing jokes. What the squeegee joke? And then everyone steals

them. Not the squeegee joke, although that has been stolen. I know Cardiff has done that joke. So gross. I don't think it worked real. I don't think it worked well for anyone. I don't think anyone who's told that joke has had that work Disgusting. It's not great. It's not a great joke But anyway, this starts off with John talking about how upset he is that everyone's stealing his stuff First of all Kevin Brennan Kev

How many more nicknames of mine? Bremen. Kevin. How many more nicknames of mine? How many more terms are you going to use a mine before you start paying me some commission? Fuck you, pay me. How many more? Oh, God. So we see you guys. Isn't that a Zeppelin song? Isn't that a Zeppelin song? How many more times? How many more times, Kev? Do I have to fucking come up with names for you? What name did I come up with yesterday? Everybody? Davelstock.

Davelstock in reference to Atlantic City. Davelstock. Davelstock from the mind of John Melendez. So he's serious. No, I know he is. He thinks that Davel stock is so clever. So there's this meetup going on on the Super Bowl Sunday in Atlantic City.

OK. And a bunch of people are going there to watch KB play poker or something. I'm not really sure. OK. It's hard to tell what's going on. Okay. My brother will probably be there.

I'll tell me what happened. I don't know. Not on Super Bowl Sunday. Well, not if the bills make it all the way. Let's go Buffalo. Woo! Big win over the Steelers. That was fun.

Okay. So John is claiming that because he's calling this meetup, dabble stock. And you're going to find out in a minute that KB tweeted this meetup, dabble stock, and you're gonna find out in a minute that KB tweeted something and put hashtag dabble stock. So that was up for John to be like, well, now you owe me commission, because I was gonna come up with this. And first off, when we did dabble con last year,

we had a lot of different ideas for what we could call it. Of course, dabble stock was one of the ideas. Of course it was. And it for what we could call it. Of course, Dabble Stock was one of the ideas. Of course it was. It was not the winner for it. In fact, there were better ones like Stutter Slam. Was a very good one. Rochella. I liked Rochella.

Rochella's a great one, Stuck John Con. There are a lot of good ideas, but somebody pointed out that Dabble Stock is a terrible name because the syllables, there's two syllables and Dabble instead of Woodstock. So, Devil Palusa would actually make more sense. It would. It would be better.

Not that any of this is good. I was gonna say if you wanna get that deep into it, sure why not. So, it's funny that John here is calling out Kevin, oh you guys don't need money. He says the shit wearer, ohers of money, I owe money. We're all stealing from him. We all say silent mic now.

And we all use his nicknames for people. So he thinks he- I've never heard you say silent mic. Well, yeah, I know, I don't. But everyone does that. So he is claiming that he should be paid for this. Now what's interesting about this, the same episode, he calls out Ray DeVito for doing MLC because he needs money

People like Rae DeVito I get it Rae DeVito needs the money. I understand he needs the money. I Don't I don't need the little Humvee from Brennan 68 seconds later. Fuck you, pay me. Pay me. Brennan, pay me, shit way. I think he does need the money.

It sounds like he talks about it a lot at this episode. He talks about that a lot and a lot of different shows. Yeah, then he wants money for everybody because because everyone's making money off of him, and he's making barely any money. But he doesn't need the money. Oh my gosh. So you watched his episode from yesterday. I did.

With Stevie Lou and Vince the evil lawyer. Yes. And I was just catching some of Uncle Rico just a moment ago. They were playing clips from that. John was in a very small apartment. It seems like his bed, it seems like there's just one room. Maybe there's a kitchen.

I'm sure there's a kitchen, but I think the bed's in the living room. I think yes, which is called a bedroom by the way. And the bed is in the living room. You don't have a living room. It seems like he has a very shitty studio apartment. Producer Joe said it's 400 square feet. That is the size of a one room. Yes, I lived in a very small apartment on Park Ave

and I think that was 800 and it was very small. Oh, it was a one bedroom and I had a bedroom. Right. But I remember being a very small place. Well, my brothers lived in New York for years. Yes, what's the size of his place? Well, the one he has now is nice. His first apartment he had though. Yeah, he had to build one of those beds that you will sit up and hit your head on the ceiling because there was no room for a bed. And that's what I'm picturing. He needed room for activities. He needed room for activities.

He had to put the bed up. Yes. That's what I'm picturing though. That's that size. Like when you're in the bathroom, your butts in the kitchen. My point is is that John obviously needs money. He's not doing all that great. If he's living in this shithole of an apartment, I know he's got the house in Florida. He's got the house in Florida. I get it. I understand.

Otherwise, he's living there. I don't know why he's living. I mean, honestly, I don't either. He claims it's because his son, who's a high school senior, he wants to be near his son. But John talks a lot about what he's up to. And I don't hear anything about him going to PTA meetings or anything.

Stop. Stop talking about his kids. Oh, shit. I'm sorry, I'm not allowed. Would you please? His son who, by the way, seems like he's doing great in school and probably a very smart kid will do very well in life.

All right, so I just thought that was funny. His John's so stupid. He talks about rate of e-doll needing money and then a minute later says he wants money from people. Okay. So now he's going to talk about how Kevin Brennan is plagiarizing him. Okay. Yeah, this is fun. Brennan, you're supposed to be a comic. You're not supposed to be a plagiarizer. No. John, plagiarizer is not a word. It's plagiarist. It's plagiarizer.

This is a guy who corrects everyone's grammar. I wouldn't even nitpick. Yes, I would actually. I wouldn't nitpick. But I wouldn't normally nitpick like this. Except for the fact that John can't wait to pounce when he sees anything misspelled, which we're gonna get into or any

Them a grammar. Let's hear that again John. You're an idiot. I just know what people call you a buffoon because a shit like this Brandon you supposed to be a comic you're not supposed to be a plagiarizer At least if you get a plagiarized meat get me credit At least say wait a minute. I'll play Tristan. That wouldn't be a majorizing. Yeah. But in the put note. I annotated it. My plagiarism. If you're gonna lie about me at least tell the truth. Oh god. That's not you're not understanding how English works. If I can

idiot. Good thing is a science teacher. He probably does a lot more about science. Yeah, it doesn't know English. At least if he could plagiarize me, give me credit. At least say, hey John, John had some funny nicknames. John had a funny name for the fucking Dattlestock. Give me credit. At least a little. You know, a little bit breadin'.

Hey, hey, hey, he put up a thing, give me some money. He wants some money for the word devil stock. It's not a clever name. It's not impressive in anything away. And the fact that Kevin put that as a hashtag, I think was making fun of you if I had a guess. I don't know Kevin that well. He doesn't talk to me anymore,

but I think that's what that means. I'm pretty sure. All right, so this is our odd one right here. Lady Kay and Shitway are working overtime for the first times in their lives, trying to fuck me. Ew. They are trying their best at domestic terrorism along

with Rocco Burrow and all these other assholes. They could, they have to figure out domestic terrorism. Domestic what? First off, domestic terrorism, we do a row style show, John. You know that. We goof on you for being dumb. He's escalating that quite a bit. Yeah, a little bit.

I had to look up the definition of terrorism, and nowhere it doesn't say jokes. I looked at a couple different dictionaries too. I'm like, maybe there's a third or fourth definition here that I'm missing. No where is terrorism jokes that you're expats? But listen to how he pronounces terrorism here at the end. The guy can't even talk.

T-terrorism. Terrorism. Terrorism. It's like when. Terrorism. Terrorism. Terrorism. It's like when he says narcissist. I know he- He just skips syllables out together. Sometimes he has too many, some have to take some away.

Yeah, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see, let's see if we can figure out what he's saying here. Domestic terrorism. Okay, it's close. He's doing a lot of confidence. We need to go up into that. What's crazy, and the reason why I played that clip is because of what he says right after that.

I'm sorry for using big words, KB. Sorry, sorry, Pinky. I'm using three, four, sometimes five syllable words. I'm sorry. I think I figured out what he means by that. So play Jerez to three syllables, but play Jerez is four. Oh, right. So it makes him smarter.

Do you see all that works? I do, I do. I mean, that's, he's making up words that we don't even know, that's how smart he is. That's pretty impressive. Well, he better be careful and copyright that word he just made up. Either way, we should give him credit. All right, he gets it.

All right, I came up with a big word since Chad likes big words. I think John is a ignoramianness. How many syllables is that, John? Quite a few. Yeah, I think I win this round. He's really stupid. I know we pointed out a lot, but just the fact that he thinks he's smart and he he brags about You know getting the substitute teaching job. We're gonna play that clip in a little bit

It's unbelievable and there's never been in the existence of the internet a person who proves how dumb they are the same time is Bragging how smart they are in the same episode back and forth over and over again and less out of rock You are definitely not. Maybe Ethan Ralf, I don't know. Well, Tiltair is doing this. So, please tell me, I want to get to a go. He puts it out there more than anybody. I want to get into the Kate Meanie stuff.

Let's figure out what set him off. Before that real quick, I do want to thank all the people who are supporting the show. So so so super chat world order SWO. That's right, the super chat world order over here. Hellraiser 10 bucks says, John Slutshaming a chick who doesn't want him. There's a shocker.

Yeah, I mean, that's the guy's predictable. I'm not saying it's wet, a lighter either library, either, that Nick Tucker, two bucks. Do you think SJ's new oven is already disgusting? If he uses it, I don't know. Is he the guy baking a lot? I don't know what he's doing with it. I feel like that's where he's chucking all his beer cans. Maybe me.

Yeah, maybe that's where his recycling bin. Me? Mason and Portland, two bucks. John's cat looks like it's on the fill Elmore diet, that poor cat. That cat was actually quite cute. I know, but that can't want to nothing to do with John. I know.

We could talk about that. John was so winded trying to track that cat down to this 400 square foot apartment. Red, 4735 bucks would be a good time to ask John. What do you think it means to be a feminist? Apparently, John thinks only men can have multiple sexual partners. Correct. I am definitely gonna get into that

because liberal John is definitely to clear himself with feminists from time to time. And slut-shaming, a young woman, is the opposite. Yeah. It's pretty bad. Christina Marie, what's going on Christina? He won't go to Atlantic City and I'm not allowed to go on because apparently I caused trouble. Oh, okay talking about my brother I thought you meant John. It's about the best of John's I can make it to Atlantic City either But he's got one of his superchitters broccoli paying his way and then he wanted broccoli to pay for hitman Dan to come to

Shit, it's really funny. We'll get into more of that as well. Voltaire 325. Jen's up for us in this man's tips. Not a good look. It's not frost. Thank you. It's gray hair. Read the script. Read specifically what I told you to say. Christina again says, duck you pay me YouTube one-a-lost swear words Yeah John's old thing he thinks and that's like this clever's back fuck you pay me Yeah, but all you did was come up with a shitty name for something. I mean arguably also named after something else that's

Whatever it's not that clever. It isn't. It's not that impressive. LRager 69. Speaking of Owing Commission, does this mean that John Oostomperity for using the goat as his nickname, very possible? Very posse. I think that's correct.

John's neglected cat. No one hired this dumb. That poor cat. Okay. Thank you guys for the support. That poor cat. Okay. Thank you guys for the support. We appreciate it. Let's get into the Kate Meaney debacle. As you guys know, John's been nothing but nice to Kate Meaney.

Not true. He's trashed her multiple times, but nothing but nice to her. And he can't figure out why she would say anything mean about him because he's been so nice. Mm-hmm. And remember, John sent a ring light to Kate Meaty because he said she looked terrible. That's nice.

She needed a light to look good. Now, I just want to confirm because there's been a lot of speculation. This was a regift that John didn't go out and buy a ring light for her and then ship it to her. He already had it because Alex Stein sent it to him. Oh. So I messaged my buddy Alex and say,

did you send John that ring light that he sent to Kate Meanie? He said, yeah, I also sent him a microphone. A USB microphone, it doesn't use. Why? So Kate, if you need a USB microphone, you might want to ask John for one. He's got one sitting in a box that was gifted to him that he'd love to re-gift and take credit for.

I really don't understand the why he wouldn't attempt to use them. Why? I know. He doesn't use a microphone or lighting. It doesn't make any sense to me. Well, he is admittedly said. He said, he doesn't care if it looks like shit. That's just kind of what he likes.

That's correct. He goes, I like that I'm not technically savvy. He likes, he's not technically savvy. He likes it. He's computer freezes up every fucking episode. And he likes it as shows, as a disaster, yeah. That's what he's talking about. I know.

I mean, it's a convenient thing to want and what. Well, it's lucky for him. Yeah, he probably also loves being poor and eating like shit and all right. So let's see what irritates John. Because this is the kind of shit that irritates the crap out of me. If that you could be as nice as a guy,

can be to a girl or a guy and expect nothing in return. Expect nothing in return. John gifted that ring light that was gifted to him from Alex. Expecting nothing in return. Uh-huh. John gifted that ring light that was gifted to him from Alex, expecting nothing in return. I don't think that's true. And I'm not saying he thought she was gonna sleep with them. I know that's what everyone says. Oh, you thought you were gonna, she was gonna fuck you.

No, no, no. But I do think that he wants her loyalty. I think that when he does a hub gesture like that, he's like, listen, I helped you out. So do me a favor. Don't talk shit about me on the internet. I think that's the agreement she's entering into, the yula that she's entering into when that happens.

He, yeah. She's just doing the accept all button. She's not reading it, she's accept all right, you got it. Zero. Accept all buttons. She's not reading it. She's accept all right. You got it zero And then what happens They just start crashing you I don't know where I don't know where Maybe she's trying to be funny But you know what if you if you're trying to be funny do better Kate do better

God knows your father what what's he looking for at least be funny? He's never ready for his own trash be funny. He's never frame the joke correctly He's never framed correctly He's never prepared doesn't have his pillow behind him his shirt. He's fucking with the button on a shirt the whole goddamn time John You're not showing up at a studio and they're going all right get up there mr. Melandes in five four You know what I mean like you're the one hitting record hitting go live Get yourself prepared asshole All right, so now we see that he's irritated about something.

Someone's been trashing a girl or guy. He doesn't know. And so what the slut shaming begin. But Kate Meaney, first of all, after what I hear, Alex Stein, I mean, Alex Stein now too, the valix, who's next, Chadley? God, fucking hell. You gotta hold of yourself, girl. What a weird thing to say. She's 24, he's 58. And he has no business being in her business at all. He's only 58.

Yeah, I know. He has no business judging how she lives her life and also he can do worse than Alex's side. Oh yeah. I'm not a gay man, but if I were, well, Alex, you know, he's a good, in shape guy tall handsome. Fit, he was an athlete.

Yep, works for Glenn Beck. he's got it all going on. Yeah. Regular paycheck, that's what girls like, right? Well, not that it's any of his business, whoever, it doesn't matter. It's really bizarre that this is what he's doing. So let's find out what set him off. He's not my dad.

Let's set him off, let's figure out what set him off. And it all came down to this tweet from Kevin Brennan. Brennan tweets this out Dom first of all if he was really bright he would have Written it correctly should have been dumb Dumber and dumbness you don't use to ends So the tweet says dumb and dumb and dumbest and there a photo of John Joey C. and Ray DeVito. Yup. And John, because he doesn't understand comedy,

goes, well, you wouldn't write it that way. You would write dumb, comma, dumb, and dumbest. It's a play on the movie title, John. Oh, I get it. Yeah, we all do. But John's actually like, he's smarter than Kevin Brennan when he's like, this fucking idiot didn't even fucking write this correctly.

And then the hashtag is dabble stock and that's what sent him off. But listen to what he says here, because John likes to make fun of the way I pronounce words. He was making fun of the way I was saying on the other day, over and over again. And John mispronounces words all the time. He's got this weird long guy on accent.

That's in raging. Do a lot of people. But listen to how he says the word and, okay? Brennan tweets this out. Dom, first of all, if he was really bright, he would have written it correctly. Should have been dumb, dumb or endomist.

You don't use two ends To ends what you don't use two ends to talking about And to ends all right ends. He said two ends. What's he's thinking about something else? I don't want to put words at us smile obviously. Especially about that one. And dumbass, you don't use two ends. But Cav you wouldn't know that, because you didn't even go to college. So I can't even fucking block.

I can't blame you for being that stupid. Now, the hashtag dabble stock on there is, it's not like the punch line. He's saying that you need money because he put this hashtag up there. Like that's not like the punch line. He's saying that he needs money because he put this hashtag up there. Like that's just goofing on you, idiot. Yeah. He's just saying like this would be the lineup

at dabble stock. That's what he's saying. You Joey, see it, Ray DeVito. This is what Kevin is trying to say to you. What a lineup. And John is so stupid. So this is what really sets them off though right here is that Kate Meaney responds to this.

So, Cav tweets that out. Dom and Dumber and Dumbest. And what does Kate Meaney write? Buffoons. She miss spells buffoons. All right, now this is a very important part. You heard that in the earlier clip. You know, trashing me, misspelling it,

but trashing me out of nowhere. So the fact that Kate Meaney has one aff in buffoons, John's really gonna focus on this. This seems to be the most important part for him. I don't know why. I don't know what Angley thinks he's taking here. He's trying to make her look dumb or who cares? Who cares if you spelled it right or not?

You know what she means, I do. Yeah. Obviously you do, because you're very upset about it. You're slutshaming her now. So John responds to that with learn how to spell buffoon before calling me one. Good one. Good comeback, John.

You buffoon. Which is a joke in its own. Is it to which I comment learn how to spell buffoon before calling me one? Learn how to say terrorism before saying that I am employing domestic terrorism. This guy's mispronouncing words over the place mispelling shit. He spelled his name wrong on his show the other day. The title of his podcast was Suttering John. And when someone called him out and he goes, well, you know, I type with one figure.

My fingers all fucked up and I'm an idiot. Like, you always has an excuse for himself. But anyone else, you just like, look at what an idiot this person is. We point this out. He also, any word that begins with TH, he pronounces it with a D. Yeah.

So. Well, I pointed this out before, and I want to be a broken record. But this guy, when trying to introduce Nicholas Cage, used the Edward. Yeah. You wanna talk about not needing that other end in the sentence.

Nicholas Cage should not have a racial slur in his name, John. And the fact that you would make fun of anyone for a spelling or mispronunciations, I think I've made my point. All right, so then this gets fucking crazy with the slutshaming here, right? He's very upset about Elk's time, which is weird because Elk's time's been

nothing but nice to John. Befriend him, did a great job on a show, sent him gear, wants to make him do better. He's a huge Howard Stern fan. I thought they were buds. They were, but just like everyone else in John's life, you are the new art. To the new art, the new art, the new art.

Which is normal, right? Not at all, actually, not even close. There are two Fs in the phone. Like the amount of times Alex Steinfinger you two eps That's why would you say that? Doesn't mean anything and it also is incredibly rude in some way. Yeah It's such a bizarre thing and I don't know if Alex's tiny gate media broke up. There's a lot of evidence They didn't I have no idea

I could care less doesn't mean anything to me But the fact that this is his comeback You only used one f and then he's talking about how many times Alex's ain't finger-fucked her He's got to bring up figure blasting in order to win the argument It seems weird Hey, my boy Jerry coming in five bucks. Jen, your hair looks great in curl. I'm digging the highlights.

Jerry, Jesus. So rude customer service. Thank you, Jerry. Five bucks, SJ equals Eric the actor. Both have trolls, crooked fingers, and wear class rings. Never were funny, impossible to work with, and never their fault T w o

That is true Eric the actor used to have this internet radio show back before podcasting was a big thing or video streaming And they would play it on the Howard Stern show from time to time and it was very confrontational He's always pissed off and every nod. Nothing was going right. It's very simple. We should find those old, I don't know if those exist somewhere. They've got to. I'd love to go. Someone's got to. I'd like to find the parallels between Eric the actor and Suttering John.

Radish with five euros. SJ needed hell to plug in and eat the neck game before him. Yeah. If I fly you over to Cali, are you gonna show him how to use the USB mic, girl? No shit. That's probably why he hasn't used it. He probably doesn't know how to use it.

And I'll get, I'll say this. His MacBook, well, his MacBook's old though. If he had a modern MacBook, it wouldn't have the typical USB of the USB C. So you would need a dongle or some type of adapter, which probably would be beyond. You have the ring light though. You should be able to figure that out.

One would think Michael Gamadalee coming in with five blocks. Hey, Carl, please have MGA on the show to cover S. Chase talking to the third person. Please have me on the show to cover Southern John. I'd put a lot of blame. I'd put a lot of blame on you for getting me of Suspissuttering John. Where is the OP segments, Carl?

I know I gotta get back on OP. I should've boring me, but I gotta get back to it. You're right. Thank you, Michael. We'll team up again in the future, buddy. KinkyLoco, five bucks. Hey, Carl, please never have MJ on the show to cover. That's Jail.

Sorry, sorry, Michael at Camadale. Not everyone's a fan of yours. Hell of a reason 69 with $20 coming in. That's a very impressive, sir. Yeah, super chats. Has anyone tried to contact John's ex-wife and kids to be special guest in here? What a true piece of shit he was to them?

Please let this happen. I'll take the fall if he gets pissed. I live in Bradford, Pennsylvania. Come have a chat. Yes, so look up Hellraiser 69 in Bradford, Pennsylvania. I'm sure you'll figure out who that is right away. No, we're not fucking people's families. That's not where we're going with this.

This is a row show we're having fun. If someone else wants to interview Susan Annar, I'd love to hear it, but I'm not the one doing that sort of thing. No. Over here, as everyone knows. All right, let me style for some time real quick. I love a parade.

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I think it's pretty well documented, especially by Uncle Rico's show, but John was trashing Stevie Lew and Kate Meeney. He just, I don't know if he forgot, he trashes everyone. Yeah. So he's talkin' all sorts of shit about them. Preferably too. He'd just be like, oh, Kevin Brennan,

your show's so great, and who do you have on there, Stevie Lou? Like, I suck. You know, you just say something like that, and then he's just like, what are that, or say anything about Stevie Lou? Say anything with Kate Mayney. Well, he doesn't, he doesn't remember what he says. Maybe, it's possible.

There's a lot of things I say that I don't represent. We talk a lot. It's also true. That's podcast, but not the point. The point is, John should know that it's very possible, because he talks shit about a lot of people that he did talk shit about them. I talked shit about Kate Meaney.

She didn't like me out of that. Oh, she talked shit about people. That's all he does. I know, that's what I mean. That's why it's so nuts. So I don't know why he would think he ever- I mean, he thinks that. So what did I do thing now as someone saves him in?

Well, Stevie Lew just was the most patient man in the world. He's trolling him. Well, I know. John, guess who's trolling most patient man in the world. He's trolling him. Well, I know. John, guess who's trolling you right now? Stevie Lew and Vince the evil lawyer. See, idiots. Just head them on your show. You moron.

All right, so again, this is all coming back to, I didn't do anything to them. I don't know why they're talking shit about me. Here's the thing that, I don't know if John doesn't understand this or pretending to not understand this. You don't have why they're talking shit about me. Here's the thing that, I don't know if John doesn't understand this or pretending to not understand this. You don't have to talk shit about someone for someone to think that you're a buffoon. Someone could just watch your show and think you're a buffoon.

Yeah. Someone could just observe you in your natural state or during your show and think you're a moron. That's kind of how I started with all of this. I listened to your podcast, I went, this guy's an idiot. This guy's a braggadocious dalt. And so I did a show about that.

People do tend to form their own opinions. And John loves to say he didn't start this and he didn't do anything. He's like, what do you know? You did when you put yourself on the internet. As soon as you start broadcasting yourself and starting a show, you open yourself up for ridicule. Mm-hmm.

And for review, and for roasts. And then you have like Lady Kane, sit away, and we'll go, well, that's because you put it on yourself. What did I do? What did I do to Stevie Lowe? What did I do to keep me? Tell me. All right, let's play this same game. What did Donald Trump do to Stuttering Johnny? He talks a lot of shit about Donald Trump. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here.

Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come here. Come trashes Donald Trump. Same thing. Oh, different when he does it though. Of course, it's always different when he does it. But John, do you see my point? You cannot like someone for the actions they take, the things they do, the things they

say. That's enough for someone to go, I don't think I like that person. And here's why I don't like that person. You can even explain it to people. It's that easy. But in John's stupid head, I didn't even trash them and they're talking shit about me. Therefore, I am the victim.

Wrong. Wrong again. Oh, this is sad. This is a quick aside here. He brought this up a couple times during this episode. Whenever John has a friend, you can tell how desperate he is for friendship because he always brags about talking to people on the phone and having long conversations with people.

It's weird. So he brought us up a couple times during the show who he'd been talking to earlier that day or the day before. Still mean I'm talking to either broccoli or leo gun today. They're like, but I don't understand, John. How does Mike get away with saying that he's a tonight show writer? How? So he's talking to superchatters and I'm no problem with Leo Gunn and Brock Lee, probably fine people in the devil versus enjoy all of this content. But he didn't know who he was talking to either.

John is befriending these people. I know. Or they're befriending John. And he thinks he has a real friendship. This has happened with him with his mods and stuff like that. A key called Nikki B and doctor for hours. It's so bizarre how they're w. It's so bizarre that John doesn't have real friends in his life.

And it's the same thing with the Howard Stern Show. This isn't anything new. John, all of John's friends were people who would call into the Stern Show and then Howard have to rubber band him for it. John, you went to the Yankees game last night? Oh, yeah, yeah. I went down there in my buddy. Who's your buddy? Yeah, he got his seats. Yeah, how do you know him? Oh, we're friends. How do you know him, John? He called into the show. Oh, he's a fan of mine. This is what Howard would say to him. Oh, he's a fan of mine, This is what Howard would say to him. He's a fan of mine, John. He's trying to get closer to me and he's using you. John's always done this.

He doesn't have real friendships. I have friends from high school. It doesn't fucking count. Everyone has friends from high school, idiot. You don't have to deal with it. You know how to daily, weekly basis. It's why there's still your friends. If they did, it might be a different story.

So John is literally bragging about talking to broccoli at Leo Godden, and you can tell they're fucking with them Because Leo Goddard broccoli or whoever is just like so wait what is silent bike say? What a jerk, huh? And then he did what how does he get away with that like they're literally Pushing him to say all the stuff he says on his show like this one. This wouldn't be a conversation You would have with someone in the real life now don't start making me feel bad for this guy I know I do go back and forth. I do too.

All right, well then let's play this Slutshaming clip. Oh, that'll help. And get you right back. You think that I deserve to be called a buffoon by Kate Meaney? Stop Jimmy. And insult to injury, Kate will do Ray and Chad and AC Apparently she'll do the whole fucking club

So do the whole fucking wait staff So now she's just this crazy slut who fucks everyone Based on these couple internet rumors that have come out I don't know any of this stuff is true And if she's had a couple of different boyfriends, so be it. So why? You know, she's a young woman, of course. She's had multiple boyfriends.

What the fuck's he talking about? All right, let's take another quick aside. I don't get back to the slump, Shane. I like it when John just puts words in people's mouths. He caught himself this time. I had Ray on the show yesterday. I'm like, Ray, why do you do Brandon's show? He goes to meet the money. I mean, I don't know if he said that, but in the pyramid. Actually, that's why I wanted him to say, I don't know if he's actually said that. He probably didn't.

Not that I think about it. In my dream. Probably shouldn't have said that. Reduce. All right, let's get back to more slut shaming. This is a longer clip, but there's a lot going on here because it starts with slut shaming. And then it turns into this weird brag that John loves to work in these little brags about how amazing his life is. OK, I'm curious.

And this one doesn't even make sense. Dick Gady, no, I'm a man. Don't feel bad about K-P and which had Doug, Alston and Charade. Who's Charade? Another one to the list? She's only 24. Shit, my ex-life was with two guys.

She was wet, I think. First of all, Karen was only at intercourse. I was a second tab at, of course, with Karen. Why is he sharing this information? He talks about finishing in Karen's mouth. He talks about doing anal with her. How many guys she's selected before. He was talking about that yesterday to Stevie Lew.

Why? And Vince. Does he not know it's wildly inappropriate? This is a real person. I know, and if I were her, I would be fucking pissed. Oh my God, talking about a season to cease. John, stop talking about me. Yeah. Why are you talking about me at all?

And this is the things you're saying. It's fucking insane. Anyway. So according to Dicca 89, it's possible. The Kate Meaney has had four boyfriends. Can you imagine? And John's going, whoa, that's outrageous. It really is not at all. And the fact that now you're comparing that to your ex-wife

in your first girlfriend and it's insane. And she's that? He's the pit, though, because then he goes and brags about all his con quests. Well, right, that's where we're gonna go. Yeah. Yeah. But the goose, not the gander.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's insane. You know what I mean? It was only only at interco. I was a second tab in the course we're carrying. And Suzanne and one much more either. But this kid is going. I don't know what I don't mind.

You know, sex is great. I love sex, but slow down, honey. Jesus. Slow down. Slow down. but slow down honey. Jesus, slow down. Slow down. You slow down. You wanted a date with a girl? I took a soliloona here in LA. And I'm just like, yeah, I had sex with, you know,

250 girls, whatever I said, and she... Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. He went out of date with this girl, and he goes, yeah, I had sex with like 250 girls, whatever I said. Whatever fucking bullshit number I came up with that day. I wouldn't even believe he had sex 250 times. I know.

What a weird conversation that I have on a date. Anyway, so then this is the part that's definitely made up right here. I go, how about you, what's your subcontinent this one, and two, three, four, chose four, 50. Oh my God, it's four, 50. Her name was Lydia.

I'm like, is the first name Clam? Clamidia? Clam? Clam is a guy's name. What's also, it's Clamidia. It's true. Clamidia. Don't repeat that It's not. Well, I'm media. Don't repeat that joke because he will.

Oh, shit. All right. Hey, where's my commission, garlic? Oh, you pay me. Fuck you pay me. Yeah. Oh, it's unbelievable. He really is a buffoon.

Okay. With two apps. I got some more slut shaving clips and then we'll talk about Kevin Brennan's and Moron, the other thing that Jolly likes to talk about on this episode. It's funny too, because John says he doesn't want to fuck Kate Meaney, and his rationale for this, because he said before, she's too young for me,

which, yeah, every guy has that number that's just like just inner twenties, fuck that, yeah, sure. But then he says he doesn't want a fucker because he's had over 300 girls, and now he wants love. And then he talks about the best sex he ever had was with this woman. He throws out a name that's not a sex wife.

Don't do that. No. That's the one time you might want to lie. So he says, I don't even want to fuck her, because I bet it's actually over 300 girls. That's not how that works. Men don't get to a number and then go, all right, no more new pussy for me.

That's enough. And definitely not young pussy. Yeah, definitely not. I've had my share now. It's time for me to give back. What's some of the other guys get in on this? Okay, I don't have it. I don't have a comment. I don't. I don't. Okay. So this is this is the um, super chat up there is an

MLC Kate claimed you only bought it a light because you want to hit it. Then she bright about Elkstein finger blessing or Chrissy's wedding. So they're making this up. This is not true. But this is Johnotry's part to that. Okay, I don't have it. I don't think. I guess so. We were at that one, I got up over her. I didn't know what Kate VD was back then.

I didn't either. I stopped her from... I don't have a comment. I don't. I don't. You know, Kate, you're really just, I don't know. You know, you got to just calm down. Was Kate on her table?

We sat with Alex time. Yeah, but he- Who was at our table? Was Kate always shit? If she was at our table, I'm gonna feel bad. I don't think she was. We had Dummy, what? We had Gino and Kiano.

Mm-hmm. And we had Alex and- He was fine solo at that wedding. Was Marshall at our table? Marshall and Lindsay, no, because they were in the wedding. Oh right Right, holy shit. I should have brought this up because I don't know the answer Maybe I did be Kate anyway not the point moving on You know, you got to just calm down maybe

You know, I would say you're too good for the, but I don't think that anymore. I don't, I don't think you're, I don't think you're as good as the person that I once did. I really think you're, I don't think you're a good person. I don't. Jesus. Because,

because he was called a buffoon? Yes. That's it. Right, so now he's turning into, she's a slut and she's an asshole. And a bad person. And she's a bad person. Now she's a bad person in John's it. Right, so now he's turning it into she's a slot and she's an asshole and a bad person and she's a bad person Now she's a bad person and John's mind and he liked her. Ah Kate you fucked it up. Could've been friends with Stuttering John Melandas Really missed an opportunity there. Oh, Mr. Crumb. Thanks for the five memes Hey, I say the same shit every day really this is all new shit, but why don't you leave here? I'll help you

How do you so angry? I know John? You're the most repetitive asshole on the internet every show You say the same shit over and over again, so when that's why I got to them That's why he's pissed off. They're just like whoa, but I'm saying Kate mean he's a slaughtered into that yesterday. I'll give you that. You'll say tomorrow. You'll say it in the rest of the week. But yeah. Goodbye. Oh, he's so thin skinned. Goodbye. You are the weakest link. Goodbye. Goodbye. He didn't make that up. That's a dated reference.

Wasn't that, how many years ago was that? 20 years ago, the weakest, like, I remember Stewie doing that or something, a really failing guy on the side. I'm pretty bad with timeline. And someone got it up for the reference. That's so lame. That's a long time ago. All right.

Now you're good, John. You're killing it. Yeah. And we're all plagiarizers, but you're killing it over there, buddy. All right, so then this guy explains to John that it's none of his business, what Kate is up to, and he should probably stop slapping, shaming her.

Brings up a pretty good point, actually. Kate, I don't have a comment. I don't. I don't. You know, Kate, you're really just, I don't know. You know, you gotta just calm down. You know, I would say you're too good for this, but I don't think that anymore.

I don't, I don't think you're, I don't think you're as good as the person that I once did. I really think you're, I don't think you're a good person. Oh, did I have the same clip again? I don't, I don't think you're as good as the person that I once did. I really think you're a, I don't think you're a good person. Uh-oh, did I have the same clip again? I don't. Ah, damn it. Mr. Crumb, thanks for the five members. Hold on, hold on.

This is the same clip, isn't it? Yes. Ah, damn it, I fucked up. So basically, this guy goes, your kids are the same age as, hey, why are you talking about who she's sleeping with? Do you want people to speculate and who your kids are sleeping with?

This is weird. That you're even talking about this. And John's response was, I'm so mad, I didn't get that clip correctly. John's response was, she called me a food. So he's able to say whatever he wants about her sex life and personal life because she called him a food. So he's able to say whatever he wants about her sex life and personal life because she called him a name

in his mind. That is him and a nutshell though. Always. Yes, correct. Yes. He's always the victim. He's always justified. He's always calling people out.

He's always calling people out. He's always justified. He's always calling people out. He's always justified. He's always calling people out. He's always justified. He's always calling people out. He's always justified. He's always calling people out. He's always justified. He's always justified. He's always calling people out. He's always justified. 80 10 bucks, the frosted tips are looking nice. The frosted tips are looking nice.

Frost, frost, frosted tips, more order F-D-W-O. Matthew Riley, five bucks, Carol, busy work, so just stopping in for a second and saw the tips stunning. Also, more talk about finger blasting, please. Yes, all finger blasting all the time on the show, the anti broadcast, two-year-olds, did gender medically change her hair style? It's she sure did. I straighten my hair today. I even commented on it. I was like, whoa, is this broad? Penis Riggle, five bucks, John explaining how he's a comedic

genius, because he coined the term dabble stock aggravates me. Oh, so bucks. John explaining how he's a comedic genius because he coined the term dabble stock, aggravates me. Oh, so much. He sets the comedic bar so low. I think I stopped Venus Riggle comment on that. Like John, just the fact that you're bragging about this shows how bad you are a comedy. Oh, really?

Then why is everyone stealing it? So stupid. He really is dumb. Barnes and Nubes, who makes great videos on the dabble's anonymous subred He really is dumb. Barnes and Nubes, you make great videos. The dab was an anonymous subreddit. Five bucks. As she began the show, saying in reference to Kate,

saying, I'm not gonna trash her. I barely went 15 minutes before he did. Drunk dummy can't help it. Yes, I should have grabbed that clip. John starts on the show, he's like, now Kate Meaney, listen, I'm not gonna trash her. And then immediately, he's like, you got to slow down, honey.

Really? You're sleeping with everyone? You're probably to fuck everyone in the Atlantic city. It's like, well, believe you're saying right now, John is actually pretty insulting. I don't know if you realize that. Go reds, 10 bucks. Love the emergency shows, Carol. Hi, Jenny Jinger. Hi. Q crew, five bucks. Carol, if the bills win the Super Bowl. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Good one. Oh, if the bills win the Super Bowl, will you do a podcast with John praising his on the street interviews?

Going out of that amount, funny as yes. If the bills win the Super Bowl, I will turn a 180. I'll do the muttering J 180 and praise that her in John. All right. I have a feeling I'm not going to have to do that. Never say never.

Be dabble or network. 10 bucks. Remember, SJ's worded up mutant maker. He calls a weiner will always have the HPV virus. Tookie loves to point this out. John talks about how he used to have warts. And he's like, no, no, you have warts. You have warts forever.

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two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two three children. Five, secondly, that would be funnier. That would be a joke. That's what he said. Gunaid's twice.

That it would be good. Hell, it was 69, two bucks, 300, John. Who's the slut? Now, that's the thing. It's the idea that women aren't allowed to do that, but he is, and he's bragging about it. Makes me feel like he's not a very good feminist. I was just gonna say, it's not very open-minded of him.

Not very open-minded. Okay, let's talk about how John's way smarter than Kevin Brennan. You heard him say before, and I didn't, I just kind of glossed by it, but he goes, when he thought that Kevin fucked up on the tweet, which he didn't, John's just a moron. He made some comment about how Kevin didn't go to college.

Okay. But he did. Gotcha. So he just made that, John's the easiest people didn't go to college. Most people in this country go to college. That's not that unique. You're not the only person with a four year degree. John, you might want to figure that out.

Yeah, you know what? Hey, Brennan, you can make fun of being a sub, but you got to pass a four hour comprehensive algebra reading and writing and I'm not talking to say like this is not reading that you guys think the reading is. This is having to think outside the box kind of shit and I hasted. All right, Brandon? Again, four hours is the maximum time allotted. It shouldn't take four hours. We've looked into this.

John thinks that that's like part of the thing that makes it difficult. No, no, you should finish it up in 90 minutes, but they'll give you four hours if you're really slow. It takes you a long time to read. But John thinks it like, can you believe how grueling this is? And he goes, you have to think outside the box to become a substitute teacher?

It's not a hard test. It's not a difficult test. You're just a retard and you don't realize it. Well, why isn't he just a regular teacher, if he's so smart? Well, he explains that actually. It's my next clip. It's a perfect segue. Brennan, I am way smarter than you.

There is not anybody in this dabble verse that would say otherwise. Ha ha ha. Disagree. Wrong. There's two people right now. If anyone in the chat, thanks to Kevin Brennan,

the smart and the Southern John, go ahead and put a one in the chat. We'll see how many anyone in the chat thinks that Kevin Brennan is smarter than Southern John, go ahead and put a one in the chat. We'll see how many people in the devil verse think that maybe Kevin is smarter than Southern John Melinda's because without a shout of a doubt, Kevin's a smarter guy than John. Okay, let's get back to it. And when I was a sub, I could have been a credentialed teacher,

but I didn't plan on doing it for that many years and you have to do a year for free. And I wasn't going to do that. All right. First off, John says he could have become a credentialed teacher, which there was a time when he was talking about how that was what he was going to do. He was taking this course and he was going to start teaching full time and no longer be one frosted tips. That wasn't the assignment.

A lot of ones, okay, I guess my point has been made on this one. So, John said he wanted to take that course and now he's saying he didn't want to teach for that long. But he also said that you have to work a year for free. There's no way in hell that's true. There wouldn't be any teachers. I'm friends with a number of school teachers.

Now, I live in New York State, he lives in California, but I can't imagine they make you work for a year without pay to become a teacher. A low-paying job as it is. And they go, I can almost understand if you're becoming a doctor, and you gotta do your time and put in your time and do what you gotta do. I can't even in that scenario, either though, because you have to live. How do you live? It doesn't make any fucking sense. So hold on to that. I think he's in that scenario, either though, because you have to live. How do you live? It doesn't make any fucking sense.

So I think he's making that up. Does anyone know what he's talking about with that? I don't think that's true. I'm going year without getting paid. I remember in school having student teachers, sure. I'm pretty sure they get paid. I don't know.

Whatever. We were talking about John's cat. So on yesterday's show, he finally was able to, well, first he said they were hiding, both his cats were hiding underneath the bed. I saw it. And he was like looking over at that, which why we are pretty sure he lives in a studio apartment. So then he went and got his cat. It took him a while.

He came back, showed the cat on the screen and was winded. He was winded. And I think it was Stevie Lou or Vince goes, how are you winded from just getting your cat right now? Seemed very out of shape. So then John said he had to go into the closet and jump over a thing and there's an obstacle course or something and then pick up the cat by the scruff of the neck

Which is weird. I don't need the cats like him. My point is this. I have a feeling that his cats are not fond of him Like he goes away for weeks at a time Which as a cat owners bizarre? I know people think you can do that. You cannot. You shouldn't. They don't like that. They don't like that But so you know everyone's always going John get your cat on the screen think you can do that, you cannot. You shouldn't. They don't like that. They don't like that. But so, you know, everyone's always going, John, get your cat on the screen. We want to see what your cat looks like.

This is his attempt to get his cat out his lap. Well, be command please. Sutterings on clips want to see you. Well, be mother fucker. So the cat finally emerges from underneath the bed hiding, not a good place for a cat. That's not like a fun place to be. They want to be in a sunbeam or some shit, you know.

So this cat finally gets out to, I don't know, eat some food or something and John's yelling at it. Get over here! Jeez, I wonder why I didn't jump up into your lap immediately, John. That was actually true anger in his eyes. Yes, oh yeah. Yeah, you're making me look bad in front of my internet friends.

All right, but you got to meow when Leo Gunn calls me tomorrow. So I could prove I have a cat. Jen, are you ready for another Sudaring John parody song? I am. This one is a brutal. Oh boy. So John is now switching gears. He's talking about the Shuley Network,

the four comics on the Shuley Network, did a live comedy show in Prokipsi. Okay. And there's a lot of speculation for the weeks leading up to this show that ticket sales were not good. Kevin Brennan's been very obsessed with this story. Centering John's been very obsessed with this story. Centering John's been very obsessed with this story.

How do people are going to be at the show? There was talk that they'd only sold 16 tickets. And so what a comedy club would do if they have a Saturday night, and there's comics there, and it's not selling well, is what John calls paper the room. And what that means is that they give out a bunch of free tickets and try to fill the room up. Right.

Okay. Now, I remember the old comics cafe here in Rochester, I was on their list, I would get emails for ticket, free tickets all the time. But you had to buy drinks or whatever the camera was, it was great. I went inside comedy all the time I don't get that from comedy at the Carlson. They never have to do this

No, but John is convinced that that's the only way that anybody was at this show And so he's come up with a song about that This is the club. This is the Puckipsi fiasco song It's only a paper room. The Hacks like Julian Scylin' Mike. Without paper it'd be a morgue but in case we got us airing coming down the pike. How'd you do with the syllables there? A little bit of shoe horning?

A little shoe horn I think. Alright, so now I was going to start keeping a beat. Let's see how that works. Yes, it's only a fake comic show. Bob, we're Larry don't have the cred. So we got the club to paper it so we can make some bread. What do you think, guys? Pretty good, huh? That's which art it.

Pretty good, huh? Ha ha ha ha. I'm not even sure how he did that. Yeah, I know. He just completely changed the melody, the rhythm. I have the original on-point. In case people are familiar with the song, because it's so bad.

I am familiar with the song. The other thing too is he's been singing that for days now because he's doing it yesterday too. Oh yeah, no, he's very proud of that one. In fact, he sings it again on this show. But what's crazy about that is he says that the whole punchline of it is they had to give out free tickets so they can make some bread. How does that make any sense?

The sun doesn't even make sense. The thing about Jon's song parodies is they're never witty or funny or well put together and they oftentimes are nonsensical. Yeah. These are things that you need in a parody song in order for it to be entertaining. It needs to be funny and make fucking sense.

I'm also disappointed because when he said Stuttering Jon parody, I thought you meant somebody sent a song in about Stuttering John. I know. Those are always the best. Our listeners are great at this. Yeah. John not so much. Pretty good, huh?

Nope. Come on man. Come on you want to sing a whimmy? Oh yeah, let me get the, I'll put it in the chat but you can also sing it together, out loud. So he's gonna put the lyrics in the chat. You wrote them down? Yes, they wrote that down. You know that makes more sense because I was surprised's gonna put the lyrics. He wrote them down. Yes, they wrote that down. You know, that makes more sense because I was surprised you could remember the lyrics.

Oh yeah, he's reading it. Yeah, he's reading it. Oh god, that's even worse. In case you're not familiar, this is what the song is supposed to sound like here. Say you're telling your paper moon selling over a cardboard See but it wouldn't be make me leave if you believe in me All right, I think that gives you a kind of a general understanding how to go so he does sing it again And he's telling the chat to sing along with them He would have no idea if they were not-

By the way, it's a bouncing ball. It's impossible to Sigilog because he did it wrong. It doesn't fit within the song structure. It's thanks. One, two, three. It's a real paper drool. The heck? This is a guy who brags about being in trumpet

in second grade, all county and all this stuff. He doesn't know how to count into a song. One, two, three, four. Three, four. What's the time signature on this one, Johnny? Maron. He's already proved he doesn't know notes in a chord. I asked him that question.

He didn't know the answer. He also doesn't understand type signatures at all. He's a fucking moron. It's not a brag, you know, being an artist. One, two, three. It's only a papered room. The hacks like Juliet and silent mic. Without paper, it wouldn't be a more

In case we got a sir coming down the pie. I love trying to snap. It's only a fake I don't think it's trying to set blind things like Never-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n Bob and Larry don't have the cred. So we got the club to pay for it. So we can make some bread. Back off. Thank you ladies and gentlemen, thank you very much. The notes are wrong, the melody is wrong, syllables are wrong, it doesn't make sense, isn't funny, and he's singing

it over and over again. That's his style. But this is how you know my buddy, Earl David Reid brought up a great point when he was on the show. That's how you know someone doesn't have friends. A real friend would take him inside of your gun. That's not good. You don't do that.

You're embarrassing yourself. That's his proof. He doesn't a gun. That's not good, you don't do that. You're embarrassing yourself. That's just proof he doesn't have friends. That's true. Even if he did though, he wouldn't listen to them. Mm, I don't think he would. If he respected them, he won't listen to his kids who told him to get off the internet. Yeah, but he hasn't respect anybody.

You know what though, he respects people with credits. He respects J. Lano. He respects Larry the cable guy There are people he respects. Okay, but those are not his friends. No, he doesn't respect you Brian Venucci come to the five box. He also gave Karen's husbands the first and last name a little while ago Why why is he do that? Why do you out reel people from your wife, radish, two euros? Nobody should even know who Kate Meanie is. Yeah, no shit.

It's weird. I don't know what her deal is. I thought Kevin Meanie's a funny guy. They named the room in the comedy club after him. We all like Kevin Meanie. Yeah. Kate Meanie, I don't know what she does. She's devoid of a personality.

What does she do? She's not, she doesn't do stand up, does she? I don't know what she does. She's devoid of a personality. What does she do? She's not. I don't know. She doesn't do stand up. Does she? I don't know. She seems like a drip. What do I know? Though Kelly Riddle, two bucks. Gotta catch Christian up on FTW. Oh, love you, Carl. Yes, I saw you on who are these broadcasters today.

Christian pays very close attention to everything that's going on, though. I will tell you that. Rikyu, 3225 bucks. SJ has gone full in cell. Kate is apparently a slut who bangs everyone except for him. What's going on now? I will tell you that. Rikyu, 3225 bucks. SJ has gone full in sell. Kate is apparently a slut who bangs everyone except for him. Yeah, that's the thing. If she was into John,

all of this would be forgiven. This would be great. Oh, he wouldn't mention a thing. Of course, Kyle X2 bucks. He has angry friend zone logic. You aren't old shit. Yes, friend zone logic. Good point. He's very much an in sell on this one. Hellrage of 69 two bucks.

When do the R-tard is smarter than John? Maybe. It would come down. Come down to it. Hackle Burrow two bucks. Warhol's cats named after X-men. Wait, never mind. He's a child. John Branson, five dollars, John's face is swelling by the day. Maybe heart-circuitory issue. Probably. I mean, I'm no doctor. I mean, add it to the list. I'm no doctor, but I see what he eats. I see what Vince the lawyer delivers to his house, so he can't wait to start down.

You know, I am a little worried about his diet. His diet's bad, and he seems to get winded by just getting up off of the couch and sitting back down again. So something is off there. Amy Elizabeth, five bucks. Ments and members often discuss the rigorous demands of some teaching tasks. Oh, yeah, of course.

And talking about asing it, it's a pass or fill. You don't get a score back and be like, well, 85 or higher, we hire you. You got a 97, no, it's just, did you pass it or not? That's all it is, it's fucking idiot. Detroit dab or two bucks. John's probably the one that ran over Timmy. Who's Timmy?

I should know what that is. Sorry. I don't know. Drunk engineer five bucks to be fair. He's as much an expert on music as he has on comedy broadcast and in parenting. Good point. He's bad at everything he does.

Violence against women and vids to vouch for God's sake. His voice is violence against tall. Yeah, we don't have to worry about you anymore. And Mariana Nicolini, John 2022 teacher earnings are out $16,000. Oh, that is public knowledge. $16,000, he was breaking about $16,000 a year. As a teacher.

As a substitute teacher. No. I think you could make up to 106 if you stay in the school district for a long time and do different things. Sure, but not as a substitute. Not as a substitute, definitely not. In the Lax44, there's nothing involuntary about John's celibacy. Yeah, okay.

I would agree with that. All right, I got a few more things on here. It's a longer emergency than I thought it was going to be. So Vince the lawyer is a guy that I communicate with. I'm on some text threads with him with various people. And he likes to share what he's doing behind the scenes with us. So I know what's really happening. So Vince the lawyer was telling John a couple things

that John wanted to believe. That's a thing about John, tell him what he wants to believe. He'll believe it. So Vince was telling him how no one was buying tickets for the show. And so, Shoei said he'd give him and high pitch Eric 150 bucks each to come to the show so they could promote

that high pitch is gonna be there to get people to come to the show. John believed all of this. And then he's talking about how Shuly was freaking out that Vince was recording the show and freaking out at Vince. And John's believing, he's sending these messages to John and John's believing all of this.

None of it's real. So everybody, Shuly is freaking out that Vince is gonna tape the show because Vince is bringing hypogeric because Shule has got to sell tickets Using hypogeric. So I just want to point out Vince did tape the show. I think he live streamed it and Shule helped him set the camera up. Yeah He pulled a packed room in Pekipsi of fans of Shuley and Bob and the network and Howard started back in the day. You gave it to John to play on his show yesterday.

Right. So I did see that. Yeah. But John thinks he's like, Brandon's gonna love this. Brandon will love this because I'm gonna say something and you guys gonna go holy shit. You fall for it every time. John, I've told you this so many times. You've heard me say it. You've repeated it. Vince the lawyer is always trolling you. He doesn't turn it out enough. That's not what his personality is. He's always trolling you. So when he tells you that Shoe is freaking out that he's doing this thing and he's failing miserably. He knows you're gonna believe that

because you wanna believe that. Right. You're an idiot. I can't believe it's, he even still believes anything he says though, I can't. No. That's the narcissism. That's why if this was anyone else,

if this was like Chris Chan or something, I'd start to feel bad at this point. Cause you're like, oh my gosh, everyone's just piling on. This poor person doesn't know any better, but John thinks he's winning. He literally does not grasp the concept that he's the idiot. And it's so bizarre, because he gets on there, and people say, hey, John, what's the common denominator here?

Like, what do you think is going on? And John in his mind has decided that he's so good, that's why we're all goofing out him, because he's so good. That's why we're all goofing out him because he's so good at this that we're trying to make money from his amazing name and performance. I don't know how he's able to justify this because every time you can see it,

his mind is like, oh shit, this is not going well. And then somehow he convinces himself otherwise. I mean, that's his only talent. It's a person only disorder. It's what it is. It's crazy. And this is the thing is that John doesn't realize how bad he is at this, how much of a hack he is.

Hey Jude, my least favorite song of all time. John loves to use this melody for his parody songs. And so he tries to do one off the cuff here, does not go well. For hacks, going to a room, and there's no one there to come and see them. Little pitchy dog, little pitchy.

All right, where we go with this? So we get this fat fuck known as high pitch. When you first started the same office. It was a little weird and it was a lot of pitchy spots all over. By the edge. What? To get people coming. He's so, he should never try to go into a parody side like that.

And think he's just gonna come up with something witty he never does. Even when he writes it down it's bad. Well, I was just gonna say. Ha ha ha. The paper room. People's itchy and spots and I don't know I didn't feel it. There was some pitch problems and you had a couple things going on. Itch to sssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss to get people come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come and come baby. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha That's a good point. That's loud. We can't. If I was hearing that through the wall,

I would think that this person's special needs, especially because they live in a 400 square foot apartment. Oh man. So John is upset that, Shoeley called him lazy. And this, John thinks that he's actually working hard. He's not. I can't fucking believe he just called me lazy

while he watches me. Brennan has got to be laughing at that. I'm lazy, but he's watching me every day for shows a day, but I'm lazy. It's so easy. Oh my God. If I was on the Stern Show,

when shitway it was on the Stern Show, this is hilarious right here. This is similar. We've heard Patrick Michael do this with me, where they remember a time in a place where they felt like they were more in control and things were going well for them. In Patrick Michael's mind, it was when he was in eighth grade and they would goof on the substitute teacher because he came out and he goes, if Kara was my substitute teacher,

me and my buddies in the back of the class would be ripping out this guy. He would leave crying. So that was like his moment to be the king's shit. In John's mind when he was on the Howard Stern show, that's when he was king shit goofing on Gary, how he eats shrimp, all the hilarious jokes, you know, the teeth jokes. Oh, yeah. So now John's thinking, what if I worked on the Howard Stern show when Shuley was there, What if I had worked on the Howard Stern show and Shuley was there? Man, oh man, would I have gotten over on Shuley then with my, my daddy Howard Stern. Oh, guys, he would be, Gary would be happy because I would be goofing on him.

More than Bob a bully and Gary would be like, thank God, Shuley's here. Cause John now has a new target. Oh my God, he wouldn't know. He'd be crying after I fucking, but I would have Howard and stitches goofing on him. I love it in John's mind. He's cracking Howard up. He never did that on purpose. Very rarely.

And it was usually because Howard was pumping it up because he's like, yeah, we're all goofing on Gary. So whoever said anything, he's laughing. He's not gonna stop the momentum of the show and go, what's on? Yeah, you think that's clever? But whatever. I'm not here to judge John's past performance right now.

I will later. I will later. I just think that's so pathetic that this is John thinking like, I would have gotten over on Shulie if only my buddy Howard was there and Robin and Jackie and we were all laughing at Shulie. It'd be so funny.

I'd be saying things and they'd be saying things and we'd get him so good, he'd be crying. Crying. He's such a dork. If you are so good at goofing up people, just do it. Just prove it. Well, yeah, you don't need a gang to do it. All right, so one more thing I want to talk about here.

John is trying to get Chad Zuma can trouble with YouTube. This is a tweet that he put out. And he put out threatening violence is against at YouTube's terms of service. I fear my life is in danger from these scary threats of violence. I hope that at Team YouTube realizes that this is an ex-con threatening more violence. So he's tweeting that because Chad was saying he was going to kick his ass in Atlantic City or something.

Wait a minute. Why? Why was Chad saying he was gonna kick John's ass? Yeah. Chad doesn't have content. Chad's not a funny guy. He doesn't come up with interesting things to say. He's not good at analyzing, things that he's watching,

he's not good at reviewing things. He just says outrageous shit because he's got nothing else. John is a pussy and an eft slur because he has to go running to YouTube and go, this guy said he's gonna hit me. I want you to kick him out with YouTube. So he's out there striking Chad's channel. He's watching MLC, he's watching Chad on there.

He's watching Chad's channel. He's trying to find timestamps and send them to YouTube in order to strike him. Yeah, but let's we forget. He threatened to break your legs or have them broken. No shit. John threatens people all the fucking time This is what someone saying so this is him talking about that Carl is starting with This is a longer clip we're getting out of this it's starting with

John is watching he went to hack versus not him. This is one of the things he does You know, he's not lazy, but he likes to go to a subreddit and just start playing a video he's never watched before to see if it was interesting or not. That's not lazy at all. No, that's great. John, you're doing, you're killing it. So he goes on there and he's watching this clip. It's when I had Ray on WTP and we were watching Kevin Brennan. I was analyzing Kevin trying to control grown men's lives by giving them a hundred fifty bucks for coming on a show. And so this is John.

He wants to watch this and analyze it and he can't. But Carl, Carl's doing a point to have a point every Friday, literally trying to affect my money. And it's not working, but he's doing it. All right. So what I said, I have to say this again, and it's not working, but he's doing it. All right. So what I said, I have to say this again because I'm not going to board with this guy.

I can, I honestly, he's such a boring. So when John doesn't know what to say, he did this to Shuley, to Shuley, he was on a show, and he kicked him off. When John doesn't know what to say or how to deal with it, he goes, this guy's boring, I'm done with this. I didn't even make my point yet. I was just starting my sentence. He goes, this guy's boring. I'm done with this. I didn't even make my point yet. I was just starting my sentence. And then I was, this is boring.

I don't get it. I'm not gonna watch this anymore. It's such a cap out. And then he says this. He thinks he's fucking somehow talented, which is, I don't know who told him that. Was it Cheneen? Was it Bob? Who told you that?

I don't say this very often. I know Kevin Brennan is gonna say something about me saying the sub-surgs. I don't like to do my own horn, but it's very difficult to start as nothing. OP started this open from open Anthony. He's learning John started his starting John from the Howard Stern show.

Kevin Brennan is pretty well known. Chad Zuma was on a radio show for a certain time. I started as nothing. And I built an audience organically and became what I've become because I've had enough people who enjoy what we do, the support the show and listen and watch. I didn't get hired by a company because I stutter. I wasn't just asked to be an intern on a show

and got noiety from that. It's literally the hardest way to make it and show business. Not saying I'm a show business, but the hardest way to make it is to build an audience organically and to be able to, the thing that I have accomplished that I'm very proud of is I made my hobby my job, my full-time job.

So that's something I'm very proud of. And I know I don't like to talk about it because that's not like a douche. But the fact that John is sitting there and saying that my parents told me I was talented and that's why I am where I am. I didn't tell my parents I had a podcast getting me. You think he's fucking somehow talented, which is, I don't know who told them that. Was it Janine? Was it Bob? Who told you know, who told him that? Was it Janine? Was it Bob?

Who told you that? Who told you that? Who told you that? You're not talented. Who told you that? Vince just sent me pictures with high pitch fucking Eric. On our way to save do's pay his show, I will speak to owner about actual not fake sales. Okay, just got text from owner of the Irish dive

bar. He said literally 10 minutes after do's pay, I said, high pitch was going tickle, ticket sales triple to 15. He still stupid. He believes all of this. Also, Vince the lawyer took a photo of the room after the show was over. There's like one person left. He goes, this is five minutes for the show starts. There's nobody here. And John believed that. He's so stupid. It's incredible. So Uh, right after that, John falls for multiple eyes from Vens, because he's just fucking with him. And he's constantly falling for that. And he's falling for everything.

This is someone was trying to show him who Cardiff was on yesterday's show when he had Stevie Lewand. And Stevie Lew and Cardiff, I didn't know this, went to a Metz game together. I didn't know that either. I don't know if that's true or not. Apparently it is, I didn't know this, went to a Metz game together. I didn't know that either. I don't know if that's true or not. Apparently it is. I wouldn't be surprised. Stevie Lew's reached out to me to go to a Weenjoy.

I would have gone, but we were in Detroit at the time. So Stevie's in New York and he's a baseball fan, so it's Cardiff. So it makes sense. Those guys would meet up, go to a city field. And so Stevie Lew's telling John, he's like, yeah, no, I met the guy. I know what he looks like. And John goes, oh, good. Because someone sent me a video. I want to see if he lose telling, John is like, yeah, no, I met the guy, I know what he looks like. And John goes, oh good, because someone sent me a video.

I wanna see if this is Cardiff. Now, watch how giddy John is to think he knows what Cardiff looks like. I don't know what he thinks is gonna do for him. He loves to weaponize any information he has. So you know what, he's thinking, he was, how am I gonna weaponize? I was actually a little nervous about this

when I saw it. You were sure if it was actually gonna be Cardiff or not? It never is. No, I know, but I was like. Or if I'm chained, and John, I think that who Cardiff's name is, or what he looks like, they're always wrong every time. And once again, and this is, hey John, Stevie Lou is fucking with you, he's trolling you,

and you're an idiot, because Stevie Lou's pretending that this is what Cardiff looks like, and it's not. It's not even close. I thought I mean, this is what Cardiff looks like and it's not, it's not even close. I tell me this is him. Everybody, you know, I'm just so to you. All right, so it's, he claims it's the guy with the playing the guitar there. Let me see.

Does he have a beard? Yeah, holy shit. That one. This guy, the pig, yeah. That's's oh man That guy is too carnival electric do you get it me? Come on and of course he lose going for he's like oh, yeah, yeah, that's what he looks like all right That's a lot like the guy watch watch job field There you go finally finally I get the goods Get excited. There you go.

Finally. Oh. Finally I get the goods. Oh. There you go. That's what he looks like, people. Good guy. Sorry potato.

Sorry. Hi. So John thinks he won something. I don't know what he thinks he won. He's not a good, he's not a gracious winner, is he? He's, he's actually a bad person. He is. He's not a good, he's not a gracious winner, is he? He's, he's actually a bad person. He is. He's an asshole.

And the fact that he thinks he just docs Cardiff. And he's not getting any bad person. He is a bad person. No shit. He's Medicaid meanie for saying that he looks like a, I mean, that lineup, the food, isn't the worst that you could say. I could think of a lot worse.

Those three people. But now she's a bad person because she got finger blasted by Alex Stein. After John, I know people are just joining us now, I should say. I don't think that's true. I don't know that's true. But after John sent her a ring light,

how could she get finger blasted by Alex Stein after John sent her a ring light? Then Alex Stein sent to John. It's so stupid. I never thought this was what my world would become. But I started podcasting. It's getting confusing, but. It's getting stupid.

All right. Huckleberry says I meant X-Men as an X-Men as in, okay. Now I get, I'm sorry, Huckleberry. I was taking it too literally. It was being literal Carl over here, like an idiot. Red 4735 bucks. John has no shame, so he can't be embarrassed. It's why he was perfect for asking celebrity's questions.

It also keeps him from confronting his life, yes. Well put. Very well put. My Montgomery Scott, two bucks. Jen looks really nice with that new hairstyle. Aw, thank you. It's a hit. It's a hit, Jenny. Hello, Razor 69, two bucks.

If John's a winner, I'm proud to be a loser. He's not, trust me. Don't be proud to be a loser. Goat melt $10, Canadian. Just listen to Howard firing John as a call screener because he kept making stock deals with colors to the radio show. John refused to even try to learn

what Stern was mad about. It was infuriating. There's multiple examples of John taking advantage of his position on the Stern show, how would having to explain to him that he didn't earn any of this, but John talks about discovering whack-packers. You were answering the phone.

Yeah. You didn't discover whack-packers. They were actively trying to get on the Howard Stern show. You were the gatekeeper. That doesn't make you someone who discovered something. No idiots. He answered something. He's such a moron. Brian coming to the five bucks. He wouldn't be so winded if he didn't let all the air out of his body to laugh at his own jokes every time. That's another great point. John loves to talk about how the shit-wire he's using my name, pay me commission, fuck you pay me.

He does, he loves to talk about how the shit wears laughing at his own jokes. John is constantly laughing at his own jokes. He loves it. He got Joey C to repeat a joke multiple times and he was cracking up about how funny he was doing that. Goat-m melt, five bucks. It's not just stupidity.

It's his egotistical refusal to take feedback. I loathe his kind. Don't we y'all? Betty Loco, Chad, why not have Ann Karen Harris? She loves SJ. That's kind of funny. My gummerie's got two bucks. Efsler is an awesome line that we'll catch on.

DJQ with $20. Thank you very much, DJQ. John Sucks, keep doing the Lord's work. F-S-J. Will do, no problem. Chad, two bucks. S-J throws canned shouts, makes cats scared nervous. Yes, that's another good point.

They have a bit of a filth. Cats don't like that. And he's constantly throwing things around the room because he thinks he's hilarious. He's putting on a show. That's the cat's run of the bed. They're probably getting hit by beer cans. Could you imagine what it's like under that bed? Oh, there's no way he's ever vacuumed that. Oh, I can only imagine the dust bodies are taken over. Matthew Raleigh, five bucks, briefly took a break and tuned back in.

And here is Carl Braggia, about all those organic success. We get it, diva, God damn it! Devaa! God damn it! I knew that would happen. It's just so annoying to me. Like, I literally have never been handed anything by anyone for what we do here. It's insane to me that Jai would be like, who told you you were good at this?

That's a very easy answer. Anyway, I'm over it. You sound like a count counter, T-Box. At least John is still finger-bang Kevin Meaney. The greater good five bucks starting from nothing. I knew about big-time producers, Sir Carl with a K from Russia, way before I ever heard of WATP. All right. Good point. I did donate money to Noah Genda. I'm glad that you've been along for the ride for that long.

Thank you. The greater good. I appreciate that. Hellraiser 69, five bucks. He also owes Ray Leot as a state. Fuck you, pay me. I don't know the thing I know about that. Do I know about that? There's so much that's going on. It's hard to even remember everything.

All right, that's all I had for this emergency broadcast. Good thing we got this, got through this. This was quite the emergency, and I have, I have BAND practice. They got to get off to DORBY coming in with five bucks. It's narcissism. John's latest claim is pointing the name Dabblestock. He's legit awful. Yes, if you just joined us, we did cover that at the beginning of the program. And unlike John, I'll leave this up so you can watch it later. Because the episode that we just watched of John, he took down immediately. And so he's probably a

little embarrassed. Well, he should be. Because of any of the fans of his political show throughout the years, super-alib feminist John saw that they'd be like, he's talking, he's slutsch aiming this girl because she had sex with four guys and she's 24 years old. What? What the fuck is he talking about? Not on brand for you, Johnny. He's the worst. Try better. Do better.

All right, guys, go to whtplive.com to get tickets for our live show. March 22nd will be in a Largo, Florida. That's near Clearwater and Tampa. And that's going to be a blast. We got the guys from ROTC. All your favorites from who are these podcasts will be there, including Cardiff and Tuky. We'll be there alive.

If you haven't been to a live show yet, you really should come out. There are a lot of fun. If you have been, you know, there are a lot of fun. We have a blast. If you know, you know. We put on a show. We don't fuck around. It's a show. And you know, you know. We put on a show. We don't fuck around. It's a show.

And we're doing a show. We're doing it. Now, there's an audience participation. There's a show. We hang out. It's a very good time. It's a good time in this time. We're in Florida. It's gonna be in Florida. In March.

Where would you rather be? So that works out. And now that we all know what Cardiff looks like. He's right. Yeah. So we'll be able to see Cardiff with his log beard rocking out. And now that we all know what Cardiff looks like. Right, yeah, so you'll be able to see Cardiff is a long beard rocking out. Lady K. Papers the room, I know, that'll be the next fucking thing.

That'll be the next thing. Oh yeah. I bought my own tickets. Did he say that in the treat? We sold out Detroit and John goes, yeah, he bought his own tickets. What club would let me do that? Why would they want me to do that?

It's so stupid. He's so stupid. You really is something else. Alright, I think we got to, I think we got to kill it. Please join us again next time. We'll be live again tomorrow. If you're on our Patreon supercast or YouTube member, you get to watch the show's live. We do them Wednesdays at 5 Saturdays at 2. You could watch us live tomorrow. If you go to the discord, you can listen for free. But if you want to watch the show live or anytime there after you get on our Patreon supercast or on our YouTube, you'll get the link to that. And tomorrow,

I'm going to be together with Trucker Andy, Lucy Tybox producer Chris. And the competition is kids and family podcasts. And to find the worst out of the kids and family category. Should be a lot of fun. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out what's for all. Who are these podcasts? Leave well, everybody. Starting in the most bits of morning radio.

I found a show these cold right now. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Boom, high teeth. Shut the fuck up, ass wife, and suck my cock. Great, hot!

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