Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep485 - Kids & Family Podcasts

Episode Date: January 18, 2024

This week the competition is on after Lucy’s runaway victory from last week. We’re checking out podcasts from the kids and family category. Lucy found a show that teaches children about feminism�� kind of. Andy brought the most annoying family to ever be celebrated on the internet and television. I brought a show that reads picture books about very interesting topics.  Don’t forget to hop onto our Patreon page to vote on who brought the worst podcast. After a quick update on the happenings around the Dabbleverse including Chad Zumock, Kate Meaney, Stuttering John, Kevin Brennan, and Joey C; we check out Opie’s new show - Tuesdays at Gebhards. Opie surrounds himself with boring people and starts conversations that go nowhere. Finally, another round of To Poke A Dabbler then your reviews and voicemails.  Tickets to the live show! – http://watplive.com https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I'm there you We encourage our listeners give us a five star review on Apple podcasts and then shit all over us in the comments section today We'll be competing for the worst podcast in the kids and family podcast category. Andy Lee's confident right now. We've all brought a different show and you the listener gets to vote. I do brought the worst show from this podcast category. And let's start. Well, you know what? Actually, I want to start with the update. I want to start with the update. We're just salts. Yeah. I want to start with an update on the, uh, when a date with Lucy, contest. Tell me more. I'm sorry I didn't get to the sooner.

So we've had a number of callers call it and say they want to be part of this contest, winning a date with Lucy. We have obviously deluxe on the left coast, the cow photographer, band practice guy, Nate from Flint. I think there's some others in there too. But I knew who wants to be in this is what we're're gonna do. Oh, Jerry. Don't forget Jerry. Jerry. This is legit. This is what we're doing. We are gonna do a dating show style game show. And you're gonna be here asking the gentlemen questions. You won't see their faces.

Okay. You won't know which ones which. Okay. You'll just be contested one, two, three, whatever. You'll be asking them questions and be jotting notes down who you like the best. Okay. And then the winner will actually win a date if you come to the live show at March in Florida. You will get a date with Lucy Typax. I'm so excited.

I know. So, oh, don't forget Kendi's in the mix too. Oh, Kendi wants in this. Yeah. Why do you always say Kendi? I don't know. I'm such an idiot. Movie prize. Yes. Contest always have candy. I don't know. I'm such an idiot. Booby fries.

Yes. Contestant candy. I mean, three. Three. It's going to be for the obvious. Anyways, yeah, that's going to be fantastic. So continue to let us know if you want to be in on this contest. We're going to get that going.

But first, let's talk about the results. From last week, it was the Hobbies podcast category. I'll just say this, Andy and I tied at 13%. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh. Oh, oh, oh. 74% of the vote with my heart is in Vermont. Hundreds of votes came out. That was it. Thank you out. That was it.

Thank you guys. It was a good. A lot of people voted for Lucy. So congratulations, Lucy. You uh, thanks for scouring all of us with that shit. There's a lot of cringy boasted in there. I'm sure I'll have a future cringy of the week for you. We're lady and three boys.

Actually, it might be a voice mouse. I won't spoil it. But someone gave me some info on what why they're called a reborn doll. No, okay. Anyway, great job. Congratulations on your victory. Although I was getting a lot of notes from people saying things like this.

I'll read this note. It says, Carol, you've got to be more strict on what qualifies as a podcast on the midweek episodes. Andy and Lucy are doing whatever the fuck they want. Oh, stop it. You were a compelling argument, Andy. I got a note from Dr. Steve. He's just like, why did you talk about how many people died playing Pokemon? Oh, I know. He was like walking for a car and fall up. He sent me some shit. That's a bonus for a car and fall up. He sent me a link. That's a bonus episode.

That just seems to send Andy and me a link to a website that keeps track of everyone who's died or been seriously injured like Pokemon go. It's a long list. I know. I didn't hear Steve. You know, this is a serious thing. This is worse than the opioid crisis. Right.

I thought I was reading the list from the Afghanistan war, but I was like, no, I was boogie about go. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh,. All right, well, everybody will be happy because I brought a true podcast this week. So you guys can't bitch about that. Even if you can bitch about the fact that my boobs are not out. Today we're going to be checking out Girl Tales. Girl Tales? Yeah. All right. Let's see what all of that is about in Clip 1.

Hey, tell Blazers, I'm Rebecca Cunningham and this is Girl Tales, a kids podcast of feminist stories for a new generation. All right, I'm already excited about it. At first I thought it was going to be like a Christian thing. I was really, because veggie tales. I was like, oh, is this going to be like that? I was thinking duck tales, but of course you were. Nope, we got feminism.

All right. For kids. It's time to teach kids about feminism. Yeah, yeah, can't wait. Yeah. All right. So Rebecca Cunningham is, I think the host of this show, um, and she is going to address the grown up listeners because the show is intended for kids.

Right. Um, before we get into the kid's stuff, so we will check that out and clip to you. I just hope the host of this is making about 70% of what I make podcasting. That would be my hope. I can't confer. Grown-ups Girl Tales is brought to you by families like yours. If you'd like to hear your child's name at the top of our next episode, or if you would like me to wish them a happy birthday head to patreon.com slash girl tales and donate today. That's worth five bucks.

I think there's a funny people having birthdays. Happy birthday to you. That's funny. The best part about that is that there were absolutely no names listed on any of the episodes. So it's far as I can tell. No grownups are paying for this service for their children. But I will say this, but a few times I'm like, and a new reviews on our show.

Nope. Oh, okay. Yeah. A few times, not every episode. That's true. All right. So in clip three, we are going to find out what we are talking about today. Yeah, a few times, not every episode. That's true. Alright. So in clip three, we are going to find out what we are talking about today. Again, this is actually going to tie in a little bit to our audio drama category because

what this is is somebody telling a story for little kids. So let's check it out. Now onto our episode. This is the third part in our She Is Fear series, Queen Lear. Alright, cool. Yeah, alright. So I think you guys can guess what is happening. We're just gonna read the Asoka Star Wars

fucking story to us. Yes, exactly. All the women are Jedi masters in shit now. Yeah. So we're talking King Lear, but with women. Yeah. For some reason. We all know King Lear is a tragedy. We're like seven minutes and out the show. Have patience like. Please continue. All right. So in the original story and the original Shakespeare story, Lear misjudges the loyalty of his daughters.

And it is a very powerful depiction of human nature and the consequences of unchecked ambition and all the complexities of familial relationships. So we expect that this is going to be a wonderful, you know, it's just gonna be great. Sure. But of course, kids love this shit. They love it. They love it.

And very good point because this of course, as they're talking animals or no, okay, whatever. So this is of course a kids podcast. So we shouldn't judge it by the adult standards. We have to think about this with the audience in mind, which is kids. Sure. So kids expect things to be pretty zippy. They don't really want any, you know,

any of the shit that I'm doing right now, all of the boring stuff. Right. So, we expect them to immediately get into the story of Queen Lear, but let's find out if they do an Inclip 4. I'd like to tell you about... ...

... Well, cool me, lumpy lumpkins. Hello, Rebecca. Hi, Isht Bell. How are you? Last time you visited, you were replacing our stolen bathtub. I never did catch that goat that stole it. This fits into a couple of carriages. It sure does. It sure does. I'm in. Who shows up next? Cowgirl Curtis? Hey, Sherry, what's going on? So what I like about this clip is what's happening is that the host is in her apartment. Or the host Rebecca is in her apartment, and then she gets a knock on her door, Ish Bell, who is the apartment handyman, and she is going to go and fix all of the things in Rebecca's apartment. And in clip 5, Ishtvel is going to make a discovery that will finally lead us into the story of Queen Lear.

Oh, hello, hello. Rebecca's left her recorder on again. Oh, crumb cake. How do I turn this flippity jibbit off? No, not that. Well, I suppose if it's recording and the people are listening, I might as well tell a story, eh? Hem, hem. This is a story my mum told me about an old queen, her three daughters and some blueberry jam. No, no, that wasn't necessary. None of it. You don't have to just do it. It's all over the show. I fixed just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing.

I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing.

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I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. I'm just doing. You know, I have friend to our professors at some school out here and they're literally, especially with foreign students, whatever that's called, they have to give them A's or B's. Yeah. They're not allowed to fail them or give them any real grade. My wife pay way more than locals, so. My wife works for an Ivy leave school and I've heard it said about Harvard too. It doesn't even matter how you do in your class anymore. As long as you paid to get in, they have to give you an A.

That's the dynamic. But not at all. I just want to clarify, but if you graduate anyway, you're very smart. Yeah, yeah. It's just everyone else. Yes. It doesn't fucking matter. But the customer is always right.

Dynamic is shooting itself in the foot when it comes to higher education in this country. You think? Yes. It's my opinion. All right, sorry about that. We got side tried for a second there at Lucy. Let's get back to it. It's fine.

All right, so at the end of that clip, you might have noticed that they were talking about Blueberry Jam, which is not something that I remember from King Lear at all, but, you know, I mean, story for kids, maybe that'll come into play at some point. Okay. So in clip 6, Ishbel is going to continue the story by explaining that Queen Lear is trying to retire as Queen.

So let's check that out. It's tricky to retire from being Queen. Most people do the job their whole lives. But Queen Lear have three daughters and she decided to give one part of her kingdom to each daughter. That way she could still live like a queen by visiting each daughter, but she wouldn't have to do all the work of ruling. This is for children, this is so boring. It's so boring, but not only is it so boring. Again, we got to look at this as if it is four kids. So why would you teach kids? Be lazy as fuck, but still reap the benefits.

That's the first lesson that we get. And also teach them the wrong shit. Yeah, that's weird. Okay. Exactly. Okay, so we're going to move on with the story. The original names in the original Kinglier of the daughters in the story are Regan, Gonorrhyl,

and the youngest daughter's name is Cordelia. So, you know, in this version of Queen Lear, they changed the name Cordelia into Korra. So you would think that they would change the name Goneril to anything different. But in clip seven, we will see that we are still calling her Gonorrhea. Then there was Gonorrhea. She was the middle daughter. Dude, why would you choose to keep something that sounds

so much like Gonorrhea? Yeah, it doesn't sound great. Every time, every time that she says it, I'm like, Gonorrhea? Gonorrhea? What's happening? Why are we talking about that? Well, that sounds like something that would cure gonorrhea.

Yeah. That's true. Yeah, it could be an ointment of some time. Here comes Prince, genital warts to save the day. Ha, ha, ha. All right, so we're going to get the normal King Lear type storyline. Each of the three daughters has to profess their love

to the queen, Lear. And the queen will then decide how to divvy up the queen dumb based upon who loves her the most. And in clip 8, the story is going to focus on Kora, the youngest daughter, the good daughter, and how different she is from her sisters who suck a lot of ass. She would go to the market and talk to the people of the queen them to learn what they might need help with. She studied philosophy and psychology, so she understood what people thought and why. Cora was, understandably, her mom's favorite. Another great lesson for the kiddos?

Your mom has a fucking thing. Yeah, right. You're the favorite child, right? I've heard that you're the black sheep, so I mean... Studied psychology? What age is supposed to be listening to this thing? Because it sounds like it's for like little kids and then they throw out some words and it's like,

what's psychology? Yeah. It does not appear that there is any audience for this. Yeah, obviously not. Swinging a miss. All right, so Goneral and Regan lie and say that they love their mom. Another great lesson, lying gets you whatever you want.

But Korra says, she's like, oh yeah, I just love you, like a daughter should love you. I'm not an exaggerating cunt. And so because of that queen, Lear gives Goneril and Regan the queen dumb and banishes Korra. But unsurprisingly, Goneril and Regan are cunts and don't let their mom have the joys of being the queen

without all of their responsibility. Another good lesson for the kids. I ain't got all day drama queen. I don't have a good podcast. I threw in the dam towel this week. I'm aware. Yeah, you took a lot of notes now. I'll give you that. I have many. You're winning in notes. Yes. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're the lead. You're paper. This is a hard one. You're doing very good. Insumption. Insumption, you're doing great. Insumption, inclip 9. I have to do seats right now, I'm trying to figure out what's going to happen. Nothing is the answer to that.

Alright, the queen, inclip 9, the queen is going to get pissed off. You tell that wretched girl, Gonorrhoid, that if she does not let me in, I will have such revenge on her. It will be so bad that I can't even describe how bad this revenge will be. That's just bad, right? That's the description. And acting. Yeah.

It's bad listening. Yeah. Well, Adam Krola always says, if you're a children's author, if you create content for children, you suck. You suck at your job, because anyone who's good at writing or creating content or shows could do it for adults and hold their interest. And this is a perfect example of that,

because this writing is garbage, the acting is garbage, but it's not even geared towards the audience well. The audience would be so tuned out on this. Completely tuned out. And it's not even telling the story, right? Because in King Learar everybody fucking dies. So if we're going to talk about all of the horrible stuff that they've got.

Lusely based. I mean, come on there a lot to change some things around. But are you hearing all the feminism? Yeah. Oh, yeah. No. It's definitely only women's song. Yeah. Alright. So in clip 10, the queen and her travel companion, who is a gesture named Flavia, are both going to get a little bit feisty in response to the daughter's being bitches. At that, even Flavia was so shocked and angry that she grabbed Queen Lear's sword and slashed and hacked and chopped the gonerol's castle sign. Oh, just leave it, Flavia. I was happy that the Foley artist at least understood the darker sides of King

there. Yeah, like that was the best we got in the whole thing. All right, so in conclusion, the, how's the version of like Beth though? Is it pretty good? They don't have one. They don't have one. No, I would like to see how they did the go the go switches. Why am I forgetting? I don't know. So the queen hates her daughter's gonerl in Reagan and goes to find Korra and I don't know You fucking vote for Lucy this week 51 fucking vote Oh my god. 5C1 fucking vote.

I'm the maker where a burka next week. Is there anything else you want to play on the moon? No, I want to give up. I think I am. And the show has reached a new low. We broker everyone. By the way, there's all an experience to see how long. Six weeks.

Six weeks. Pretty good. I just had Chris at the Hunter Box area. It was a way I took the under. I know I threw in the towel this week. I think I know what you're going to do. I think I know what Andy is going to do. And I think you're both going to kick my fucking asses.

So I purposely threw this one. I didn't put my boobs out and didn't do good. So that you guys could get some dang votes after the embarrassment of last week. Thanks, Lucy. You've been in too long. You wanted to take an article of clothing. Oh, yeah.

Get ready for a shot. Oh, fuck. It's gonna smell really bad in here soon. Somebody be into that. All right, Andy, we tied. So I could go next. I went last week. Last week. So I should go next last week. So I'm going next. Yep. Sounds good. I remembered

these people from they won the amazing race last year, not this past season, but they producers of the show reached out to them and said, please, will you come on the amazing race? This is the Holders and family, and they are YouTube personalities, and they have over five million combined subscribers, over one billion total views. They create family-centered parodies, skits, and vlogs. So they're not a podcast. They're family of four,

based in Riley and North Carolina, consisting of husband and wife, pen and Kim, Holderness, their daughter, Lola, and son, Penn Charles. Less than anybody think this is not a fucking podcast. Clip one. Oh, all right. Oh, wait, hang on, before you play that,

I just want to point out, I almost picked this. Oh, did you really you found this, too? I found something that was actually good and then I was like, but I want to go extra podcasty. So that's why everybody just suffered. Oh, don't listen to the I was like, but I want to go extra podcasty, so that's why everybody just suffered. No, don't listen to the listeners. No, but I like that. Check out the whole thing, it's family.com.

We got a game you can try and a book. You can buy it, so bring new merch to try on. Can you tell we're busy? And we also have a podcast and a blog? Who has a blog? Turns out they have a podcast. Everybody shut up. Fuck off.

All right. So the dad is like the Todd Pettingill of the show. He's, you know, he leads heavily into the terrible songwriting. Kim was some kind of media, I think, as a reporter or something along. She knew that's kind of like how they have the cloud and where they get their sort of professional angle on producing this type of content.

Okay. And clip two, there it's gonna be more songs from shithead pen Well sounds like we're in for a lot of fuck off. What's wrong? Come on? You're not having a good time yet. This is literally why I gave up this week I knew you were gonna bring it. This guy is like every box of board like family board games But dad got like oh, I can't believe I'm losing to a six-year-old. That's his whole personality Okay, so in clip three We're gonna see how these dad jokes go over with

the kids. Like, oh, what did the punching bags say to the boxer? What? Hit me, baby, one more time. It's funny. No, not quite that. Even he lost confidence in that at the end. Yeah, you're supposed to realize that that was terrible. She fucked up her life. Yeah. That's what I wanted to get. Right. He should never be confident about anything. Please note the OBS Zoom recorder on the table there.

You know you're in good company when that's, they make an appearance. Yeah. Now, they're most known for the 2013 video called Christmas Jamies. And, or the 2013 video called Christmas Jamies and in clip four, these guys, this has been spoofed on SNL. This was 10 years ago, people are aware of it. So let's find out what's going on with Christmas Jamies.

These are my Christmas Jamies. These were my Christmas Jamies. They don't really fit anymore. Oh yeah. It's a Holder Night. Jamies these were my Christmas jammies. They don't really fit anymore And we catch up with you guys later you do you whatever you're doing just keep going we're gonna Where's the door? Okay, she's gonna be a horror She's gonna be the Kate Media of the crew. I'm gonna prove I'm not dead. From these videos, by sucking a lot of weighing.

Oh boy. All right, of course we, I'm just, it's gonna be, I think every other clip for the rest of my packages, Chris is chant, no it's not, but it's definitely a couple more. I was gonna say, I'm really though, names of my packages. Christmas jam, no it's not, but it's definitely a couple more. I was gonna say, I'm really though, names of these things, all right. Yeah, let's look at it. Yeah.

Number 18, let's hear what all the North Carolina moms are so hype about. I was old enough to join A, A, R, B, but I'm reppin' and singing with my family. And to be completely honest, had I realized we were gonna be bringing these in 10 years, I would have sized stuff a little bit. Yep, these have gotten a little tight and we can't really see any more at night and we're dealing with Mercedes-Benz. A pair of men to pass with the eight-no-laws when you're going through the pa- Oh fuck you. This whole thing where white guys be bad at rapping. Oh yeah, it's so

cliche and played out at this point. People people are still finding this funny? And seven audience are people watching this? Over a billion views, Carl. Still. This is like, I know it was five or 10 years ago, but this is played out now, right? No. This is from 2023. This is the revisiting the 2013. Yeah, but people are still watching this. That's my question. They're still watching. Yes. Fuck me. People have terrible senses of humor. Carly, everything wrong.

You should be wearing Christmas jammies and dancing on your front yard like this. It'll be great. It's cold where I live. That's what we can't do. You'll upset the birds. Carly has no talents for this, but at least Penn and Kim have self-deprecating sense of humor about themselves. Ugh.

Clipses. Think we're crazy, that's okay. We're middle-aged people wrapping in our driveway. Your comments have been mostly kind and warm. There was one saying, these people's videos are wider than an albino polar bear snowstorm. That was actually really creative. We know we look ridiculous.

That's why it sucks so bad. Well, yeah. Is there anything worse than people who... That's the worst comment I saw? No, I wouldn't have been a shitter. That's the one that you should. That's the one that could read on their channel. They didn't have a request for them to kill themselves.

That's the comment that rhymed in the song. But let's not forget that this show is also about exploiting children. So let's flash back to the 2013 version when Lola arrives in the song. Daughter Lola. Hmm. Looming in the room while shaking your face, she can play the piano and get all so sick. She's sick. She's sick. She's sick.

She's sick. She's sick. She's sick. She's sick. She's sick. She's sick. She's sick. She's sick.

She's sick. My Jamie's will be destroyed, but my daddy's her little child. Fuck off, that's why it's stuck my cock. Alright, so first off, you can't sing. They said that she could, so they lied to me. But secondly, the Jamie's are tight joke. They said that she could, so they lied to me. But secondly, the jammies are tight joke. They reuse 10 years later. Oh yeah.

They're just gonna rehash. If it ain't broke, don't fix it, Carl. Wait, I mean, what do you want? I also don't like the dead shaking his ass in front of his daughter. She's just, she's just, I don't like doing enjoy. She's gonna fuck a lot of dudes.

Yeah, are you sure the other one was gonna be the Kate Meanie of the Buns? Because I think we got a couple of them. Oh, I thought this the other one was gonna be the Kate me any of the bunts? Cuz I think we got a couple. Oh, I thought this was the same one. I was talking about oh, they all look the same to you Huh, white kids white blonde kids, I love they all look the same to you. Am I crazy? We can't forget about Sun pen charrows the multi-talented pen charrows and clip eight and And now Penn's ticket, I hit my class. That musical ability is growing fast. Kick it.

Christmas, Jimmy. I love you. So much. You suck. Good timing. And no one thinks your toddler being terrible is funny. I don't. All right, nobody here anyway.

You're off key, you're not in the rhythm, and get it to fucking gather. All right, yeah, where's Maddox? Where's Maddox to tell these kids stink at what they're doing? Yeah, well, we need right now. To be fair, none of us have kids. Well, he's back.

Oh, yeah. But not every video can be about Christmas jammy. I would know that. They can be about Christmas though. Oh Jesus. So another thing that they like to do is roll playing as each other. And in clip nine, this is Penn doing his wife.

My wife is so funny when she goes Christmas shopping, stick. Stay out of the way. Promise not to have any opinions. You won't even know I'm here. So this is for your niece. I'm so proud of you're trying so hard. Go to an idea. Let's just try maybe something completely different.

Now, that's too young for him. No, too old for him. Too fluffy. Ooh, this is fun. It's like I'm too old for him. Just laughing. Ooh, it's just fun. It's like I'm being hugged by a million angels. All of my anxiety is gone. So this doesn't count as a present. I need this. This is a need.

So we're just going to add the card. I am so angry. You know, it's funny because she's laughing at him about it. That's how you know it's hilarious. Oh, it was waiting for security to come over and say, you guys, you got to go. That's really. Shut this show down.

Jesus. This is really a problem. Now, let's do think that that is just a bit that he came up with. This in clip 10, we're going to learn that this is based on real life. No, great. Can we talk to you? This is about a city closet. Come back.

Is it, you think it's me? We're going to see that. That's good. Yeah, she just said that's a good thing. back. Is it, you think it's me? Wait, guys, see that, and that's good. Yeah, I think I'm just gonna say that's a good thing. That's a good thing. What do you think? Do you think as you get it? How many jackets do you have right now?

I'm just wondering. Is that a girl map? If you have 27 jackets, you have one jacket. This is $50. If I wore this five times, that's $10 per week. Girl map. There are several here and this usually sold out.

So if you wanted to come to Target and, you know. I mean, there's a lot of options but this one has our face on it. We found their own stupid game and they have their... They're flying onto the shelves. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha No, he wants that shit. Oh, wait, so he is wearing one of those stupid. It's like Christmas light, like little headband thing. I would like to point out that we got those for the

Ice-It-Hopes Go-Go dancers, and we ended up thinking that they were too stupid to actually wear. Yeah, I have a comment about that. This dude is fucking corny. All right, to left. This is where Kim decides to get in on the bit. She's going to pretend that she's pen when he's trying to get ready for a company to come over to the house. I want to see my dink shot time to get the work at the house ready. I'm going to start with

the most important things. I'm going to get these cord organics. I swear this family does not know the proper figure eight wrapping technique. I'm the only one this family. They're properly a rap support It's a very important and most important thing that I offer to my family and look at this look at this come Christmas We're really gonna wish we had this done. How hard was that? So this is done. I'm gonna get all the other important things done This is done. I'm gonna get all the other important things done Shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock. I hate this fucking show. That's the gazing I've ever heard of my entire life. I don't know what else to say. It is so bad You can say men be procrastinating right? You see that That's how it is even her shirt is obnoxious. Oh, ADHD is awesome.

Funny you bring that up because you're going to notice in this next clip I left it vertical so you can see that this bullshit is for sale on their channel. Oh, no. Listen, my husband has really grown and he doesn't ask for a list anymore because I lost my mind and he's telling me ask for a list and he's very helpful. He's very helpful. I am the one that when companies coming I start cleaning out closets like I cleaned out drawers and closets that people won't even see last weekend.

Like that's that's my we know Kim. He seemed like a real bitch. When the camera's not rolling does anybody watch these stupid so it's not rolling. Does anybody watch these stupid, so it's all fake, it's all acted out, scripted, it's horribly acted and not funny, I ain't going away. And then someone's watching, they go, I want that shirt. Yeah.

Where can I get that shirt? Oh my gosh, I could be just like her. Very, that shirt. I've not learned her name, by the way. I purposely have not learned anyone's name in this family. People suck. Do they win the amazing race?

They did. That's show sucks. Yeah. The Holderness family, everybody. People suck. Do they win the amazing race? They did. That show sucks. Yeah. The Holderness family, everybody. All right. Andy, really calling his shot with that one. I'm feeling really good about yourself. Great job. Feeling real confident about yourself. Until you see what I have brought to the show. Hi, friends. Welcome to Queer Kid Stuff. I'm Liz. I'm Liz. I saw this on your other show. Hold on, hold on. Lazy King.

Hold on now, guys. This is a different show. Now it's brought to you by Queer Kid Stuff, but this show is called Rainbow Storytime. You know, I almost did this specifically so that you couldn't. That's not, that's against the rules. I knew you were going to do this. Hold on. I got to

write that handbook. Hold on a second now. It's rainbow story time. Okay. So the reading books. That's the exciting part about this show. Hi friends. Welcome to Queer Kid Stuff. I'm lens and I'm Teddy. And this is my best stuff friend Teddy. And this is Teddy's book club where we're reading LGBTQ plus picture books with you all every Saturday morning. This week we have a book called What's an abortion anyway? Before I was angry now I'm very scared. Help. There's a key.

Just look about abortion. What's an abortion anyway? Is the name of the book that she is going to read? And what's crazy about this? I don't know how this fits under the LGBTQ plus category. I don't think it does, but okay, whatever. No one else wants to touch it. But look at how she thinks that this is the funniest shit ever. Lynn, what is an abortion anyway? Well, we're just gonna have to find out in the book, Teddy. Ha ha ha ha ha! Apportions are fun! And they take a wee! I want to push them both down the stairs.

This woman is evil! I'm pretty sure! I'm gonna find that bear and bring it on to Tuky Soup. Take over that show. This is fantastic. Everything is fantastic. Someone's really yucking it up. So apparently, this is a unique book that she has. And I'm really excited to read this book

because I don't think there are any other picture books that talk about what an abortion is. I don't know. Yeah, I don't think that's a category under children's books. Like, maybe it's the club, choose your adventure. What's an abortion? Well, Timmy, you wouldn't be here if abortion had its way. Baby's first abortion.

I've recently found out that there is a actually huge category of kids books that are talking about having a parent in jail. Oh really? I thought you were just like, that's fine. And I was like, I want to buy all of them because I'm curious. All right. Well, this book obviously is going to be hilarious stuff. And definitely what children need to know about. All right.

Well, let's learn what an abortion is anyway. Are you ready, Teddy? Ready? She's having a lot of fun with that. I know. Why is she OK with this? She's so giddy about that. What's abortion?

This is lazy. There's not even any production value or has been pretending to be his wife. Wait, but where do I buy her t-shirt? All the adjectives lazy was number 36. I'm not even listening to this. Jesus. By the way, I'm writing a kid's book right nowives lazy was number 36, I'm not even gonna list. Jesus. By the way, I'm writing a kid's book right now. I was wanting to tease it.

It's called the uh... The silly, wacky, active genocide. Oh, you. Yeah, kids are gonna love it. It's hilarious. All right, so she starts reading the book. Oh, I love reading the dedication. This book is dedicated to anyone who has ever had or ever will have an abortion.

How wonderful. How wonderful. What the fuck is wrong with these people? What happened? I missed something. She also read that wrong. It said abortion. Yeah, right.

I have multiple abortions. Yeah, they're even better if you do that. So I'm pro-choice. I have a family. It's been pro-choice. But the fact that I'm a pro-cho Yeah, they're even better if you do that. So I'm pro-choice. I've always been pro-choice. But the pro-choice people used to say they wanted the abortions to be safely going rare. And now they're like celebrating it like you should get Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! It's killing me today. I wonder why. Tactics.

Some people have a miscarriage. A miscarriage is what a pregnancy isn't healthy enough to keep growing. No, what is she so excited about getting to this book? Do we really need to explain to children what a miscarriage is? That's when the stork drops the baby before he gets to be a daddy's house. Okay, sounds good. All right, so this is just not correct at all. There are many different ways that people who are pregnant can have an abortion. Some people see a doctor who does a special procedure to remove the pregnancy from inside a person's body.

Other people take medicine to stop the pregnancy from growing bigger. Sounds like two. Well, it's many. Yes. And it sounded there was two ways. The third pushed down the stairs. Oh, the codegger. Right.

Why? Okay. This is a, doesn't meant to be either. That's a really suicide. But the end of this, I think I even increased the volume on this. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right.

I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. I'm not sure if I'm gonna get it right. It's like my self-brow style of course our sponsor What the fuck is the children's book? All right, so now she starts editorializing a little bit Everyone should be able to decide the way that is best for them even the dog I think so too

Don't you I know I do your stance is gonna be on this one no shit This this part of the book I I just found it a little bit annoying. People have many different feelings before, during, and after their abortion. Some people want to talk about it and some people don't. And both of those are totally more than okay. Totally disagree. People who want to talk about it, thanks a lot Brittany and Ruin, another Thanksgiving. Your mom's very upset.

Why you talk about your report? It's not bringing. Yeah. Yeah. The fuck. Can you imagine a first date? Like are we gonna talk about your abortion all day? Yeah.

I saw a movie yesterday. It was pretty good. We talk about that. you ever read a book? Yes. Pete and his husband, Phillip, need to get an abortion. And how long are you going to the second trimester? He's like, okay. All right, so this is a final thought from the book.

Because we can never really know what it is like to be someone else. Now what I love about this illustration in this picture book is the diversity. There's a very dark black woman with red hair, a slightly less dark black woman with orange hair. There's a black guy who's less black with pink hair. And then there's some other ethnicities with orange and white hair, but all dark-skinned people that I've never met my wife. But it's always good. Everyone in the picture agrees

that she should have had that abortion. Oh yeah, they're all smiling. I'm five and... I'm five and... I'm five and... Yeah, so that's great. All right, so then we want to talk to Teddy, find out what he learned. Oh, he learned things.

Rub this book. Oh yeah, he learned a lot. Okay, what did you learn, Teddy? Oh, I learned a lot about what an abortion is. Anyway. That's right, Teddy. I don't think you learned anything. This book is really good and it has 32 pages.

It was written by Teddy. Were you paying attention? Teddy, thank you so much for joining us and we're going to be back next week with another video reading another LGBTQ plus picture book. Another that wasn't an LGBTQ plus picture book. No, I don't think. I don't think it's a podcast either. It is a podcast. I would like to not finish on Apple. I would like to point out that I'm the only person who brought a podcast

no matter how fucking shitty it was. Guys, we can't have this fighting every fucking week, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, very, So she has a sign in the back that says trans lives matter. Is that okay? I like that it's on cardboard. People have gotten a lot of trouble for saying anything other than black lives matter. Is that okay to say trans lives matter? I don't even know the rules on this. We'll find out. I'm just asking questions. I don't know what's going on.

All right, enough about abortions. I know this show seems like one, but we got to move on. We got to talk about something else. So I found another episode reading another book. This week we're reading one of my all-time favorites when Aiden became a brother written by Kyle Lukoff and illustrated by Kaelani Juanita. So where did he become a black kid? Is that okay now, too? Is there a book about a wicker? Do do do do do do do do do I became a brother?

He saw boys in the hood and then all right. Now it's not about that. This is something very different. This is one of my favorite books because it's about a trans boy and it was written by a trans author which I think is really really cool yeah that's really really cool it's weird that the trans lives matter sign is no longer in the background that's true yeah maybe someone got to her which is like I can't longer in the background. That's true. Maybe someone got to her, which is like, I can't. I mean, fun is fun. There's certain people who would not like that homeless trans person came back for it. Give me that. I'm going to get a quick side. So this is Lynn's Amor, by the way, who we're

watching here. Who's a big advocate for the LGBTQ plus community because she or they themselves are trans and so Obviously when you're trans all you talk about is being trans everything about your life is about how you're trans That's how you identify. It's all the matters. That's about if you have hobbies or interests or anything else and that's probably why this Trans author wrote a book about big trans because the trans to trans people, they talk about big trans out day, a lot every day. So, let's get into the book. This is some pretty good stuff. I think we're all going to learn stuff. When Aden was born, everyone thought he was a girl. His parents gave him a pretty name. His room looked like a girl's room. Okay. I wonder why they thought that. And well, because

God gave him a vagina. Oh, fucking God. Contamatory. Did they get you fucked it up? It gave you a woman's vagina and a man's brain. All right. Thanks a lot. So she's going to start looking at the pictures in this book and editorializing on it. But Aiden didn't feel like any kind of girl. He was really another kind of boy. Oh, Aiden looks so much happier there, doesn't he? He was like, you just had a psychotic break. Yeah. That does not look like happiness to me. That looks psycho. And then again,

Oh, look, Aiden looks so much happier there. Let's compare. Let's see how it looked in his room before. Not very happy, right? And now, oh my gosh, it looks so much happier in this room. It looks a lot more like his room, I think. So remember, kids, if you're feeling sad, change your gender, it fixes everything. Happiness from here on out, that's all it takes. It looked like the exact same amount of happy. It's ridiculous. This is the messaging that's just like, if you don't feel like who you should be, change everything at any age and everything will be fine. Actually, no, it's a lot more complicated than that.

And things could get actually worse, to be honest with you. Now, didn't you see that the Convex line on the first page makes the person sad and the Concave line in this page? You're not, they're happy. Oh, okay. The line that's sad. No, I'm understanding about it.

Somebody drew the tape to whether or not, this is cool or not. No, it's all making sense to me. Oh boy, this poor poor Aiden. Are you having a boy or a girl? Oh, I should mention the the mom is pregnant. That's why the brother. Mom gets pregnant. Does she get an abortion? No, this book. I don't know that would have been applauded.

Are you having a boy? I always lay I still to this day left at what I mean, it does really have anything to do with Are you having a boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy boy figures six years old. You're sick figure with boobs. You look at this boobs as a six year old sick figure. Are you having a boy or a girl asked a lady? Aiden didn't like it when people asked if he was a boy or a girl and he hoped the baby couldn't hear it. He was glad when mom just smiled and said, I'm having a baby.

Oh boy. Aiden's in for rough go. Jerry Ed. He was glad when mom just smiled and said, I'm having a baby. Oh boy, Aiden's in for a rough go. Don't say, Oh boy, a rough go at things. Aiden seems like a guy is very easily offended this one. So I think it'd be bad. Now we get to the point of the book. Every book needs a villain, you know, antagonist in it. Is it the baby? Is it Carl?

It's me. Yeah. They go. villain antagonist in it. Is it the baby? Is it Carl? It's me. Yeah. They go. They go to the hardware store to purchase paint to paint the baby room. OK. OK. So now we're dealing with the guy who sells the paint.

Whoa. Yeah. That evil bastard. This guy is the archie bunker of this bunch. Watch out. Are you excited for your new brother or sister? Ask the paint guy. I'm excited to be a big brother.

Aiden said the paint guy looked confused. Guy Aiden could tell that he wanted to ask a different question and was glad to have his dad there. He was going to be very offensive. He was about to be a dick. Your dad was a nearing, yeah. I'd say somebody had fun some things right now. Aiden, you assumed that was a man.

That's your problem. Yeah, right. You don't know how he identifies. Just because he's way too much. That's right. Doesn't mean he's evil. He could be an old Italian woman. He's saying.

Also, Aiden's dad is wearing a good becailian 10 years. Damn it all. Aiden's dad is wearing a good becailian 10 years. Damn it all. Aiden's dad is wearing a gay ass Hawaiian shirt. Yeah, he's wearing upside pineapples. He's a fan. Oh my God. I think he's going to get out of control. There's always to get a key thing.

There's a new way out of control right now. Let's just get through this book and learn something together. He looked for names that could fit this new person, no matter who they grew up to be. Oh my gosh. What cool names I see rain and river and moss and Sky and forest. What other names do you see on here? Those are not cool names Those are names no cool names are like nitro and thunder You know, I'm gonna be the American Gladiator? You want to be Moss?

That's not a cool name. Please meet my daughter, Dodge Challenger. All right, this is how this show ends. And I'm very disappointed, because I wanted to find out what happened with this another baby. I want to know if they had like gender dysmorphia or anything like that.

But we'll see if we find this out. Two weeks before the baby's due date, Aiden started to worry. That's it. That's all this video ends. Fucking cocktees. Two weeks before Aiden's mom comes in with the book, what's an abortion? I don't know how that ends. There's no part two. I looked everywhere. I wanted to find out. I guess I'll I need closer. I love to buy his book. All right. Maybe we'll read it out the show. We love the consequences. I'll let book. Speaking of forest. One of the names on there. I want to thank forest for putting together this mashup of the golden hour with queer kid stuff. This is kind of a fun video. Well, she has a song about Jo Koi tomorrow, but like I feel like... I've been watching that gypsy rose dot. Anyway, just listen to that.

It was the guys from the Golden Hour intro with the music for queer kids stuff. So we will have the pull up on our Patreon. It'll be open to anyone who wants to get on there and vote. You can vote for Lucy Ty Fox. I said Kayleigh for some time reason. You vote for Lucy who brought what's your girl. I don't even know girl tales. Girl tales. You are not going to vote for me. I can't wait to see which one of you guys wins. You can vote for Andy who brought the Holderness family or you can vote for me who brought rainbow story time.

Let's get a quick update on the dabble verse, all the goings-ons, of course we did an emergency broadcast yesterday Covering with Centering John's been up to so I don't have a lot of updates on that But I do have some bad news for all of us who are gonna be coming to the March 22nd show in Largo, Florida to see who are these podcasts live with we've ended the cis whtp live.com is where you can get tickets for that. And of course, Chattelips and Tampa, he's not far from there. So broccoli wants to know, is he going to be at the show? Broccoli, $5, are you attending the W ATP live show in Tampa on March 22nd? Let me blow their spot up. Cause what's all? He says, let me blow their spot up.

Carl, I'm going to blow a spot up. To answer your question, I will be with Nick Swartz and the Dania was a Danny Danny up beach. Damn it. improv that weekend. So I will not be there. I would go if I wasn't booked. We had to do the show without Chad.

Carl, but I'm already booked with Nick. I'm doing Naples and Danny Abiche with Nick that month. But I got a text from Dr. Steve. By the way, if they haven't announced it, I'm going to tell you where it's at. It's that's the Central Park Performing Arts Center, the Central Park Performing Arts Center in Largo. So it's not in Tampa, it's in Largo. It's the Central Park Performing Arts Center, the Central Park Performing Arts Center in Largo. So, it's not in Tampa, it's in Largo, it's about 30 minutes outside of Tampa, at the Central Park's Park Performing Arts Center. I hope they didn't announce the venue, I want to ruin it.

So he's like Stuttering John, where he has some information, he wants to weaponize it. Retard, we're selling tickets to the event. You go to their website to purchase the tickets. Of course, we've announced where it is. Oh, yeah, I'm gonna scoop Carl and tell people where the show is. It's not a rave. Why would I tell people where the show is? Tommy, oh, Carl's gonna be mad at me.

He just totally promoted the show. Thank you. Yes, that is exactly where it is. And you can go to their website to purchase tickets. Also very convenient to know that if you're in Tampa, you can easily get there 30 minutes. Yeah, pretty easy. Yeah. No problem. So that's where your board is. Like when your gig falls through maybe come to this better show. And exports, it comes to its senses. Did they announced the venue? Because I hope they didn't. I just ruined it.

Yeah, you should all you sure did. Oh, you ruined It's not damn you, Chad. All the 112 people who watch your show. Well, they all know now he is mad with power. He's such a retired. Largo 30 minutes outside of Tampa. Cause Dr. Steve asked me if I would be in town. He wanted to grab a beer and hang out. I like Dr. Steve. Dr. Steve's good people agreed.

Andrea Bees is I. Andrea Broward's trying to get on Chad Show. It's kind of fun. All right. This is something that I played on my podcast yesterday when Jenny Jingles and I sat down and we watched

John show from this past Saturday. And I, there was a point on here that I wanted to make that I don't think I did. So I'm going to play this clip again. This is where John striking Chad's channel for threatening violence. So anytime Chad says he's gonna beat someone up,

some of the John has said so many times, it's ridiculous. Only talks about us beating everyone up. In a boxing match. So the whole thing now is that he's trying to strike Chad's channel for any time Chad says anything. I want to dress the city and Brian cloud it. All right, Brian, not remove this strike is a piece of crap thing to do.

Stop being a little girl and be a man. Yeah. What happened when I removed the strike on Tuky and Cardiff? Did they do what they promised me? So I don't know if I brought this up yesterday. I was kind of hurrying by the end of it. We've had Tukiyan here Rako Talk about this. There was never an negotiation with him. He was never communicating with John directly

In fact, he was ready for a lawsuit. He was getting his attorney involved and ready to go So John's now acting like he had this agreement. Okay, if I take the strike away Then you're gonna do this thing and that thing Tukiy never agreed to anything. Yeah, yeah, didn't it just like time out We have to have done it and it just, too can never agree to anything. Yeah, didn't it just like time out? We have to add on it. And it just never acted on it. He countered it. And then you get 10 business days to actually file a lawsuit

or else YouTube puts it back up. And a pretty sure he didn't put it back up. He could have, but I don't think he did. I think it's still just on Rumble, which, you know, it's got 10,000 views on Rumble, so that's fine. There's also a different stance from its Christmas. Yeah, right, I remember that.

Yeah, that was like, you didn't agree to my terms. Right. Before he was at, it's like he was just being a nice, generous guy for the holidays. When in reality, he just didn't want to get up early and catch the plane. Wasn't that really what happened? He was like, oh, I thought it was at 8 at night, but turns out it was 8 in the morning. I realized that at two in the morning, I had six hours to make it work, and I just didn't.

All of that was bullshit. Yeah. All of that. The whole thing is going down Thursday morning to file this lawsuit. You saying that on Monday, go tomorrow. What's your schedule? Go the way to the gym.

Yeah. It's all entirely bullshit. He is just saying here, he's, he invented a contract that the two of them made in his head. Correct. Which is insane. He might have said something on his show, but Rocco never agreed, Daddy.

Exactly. He stated that multiple times on his show, on my show, he said, I don't have an agreement with John. I'm ready. If he wants to go through with this lawsuit, I'm ready to go, because he doesn't own the copy, right? And it's fair to you, even if he did. That's what Rocco said.

So John just makes shit up. He's always the fucking victim. And it's so frustrating. And he actually has a reason to be a victim this week because Joey C comes out of the show. And you know, Joey C's been on point, dabble point. We've talked to him. He's like, I'm friends with John and I go,

okay, well, just wait, we'll see what happens. And so John made a statement about Joey sees wife that he would fucker and Joey see was not happy with us. He's like, that's a very disrespectful, very rude. And so he had some words and Stevie lose there too. I wonder, no, no, no, you just made a statement, John, I'm a punk.

What if, what if you honestly quietly, John, what the fuck are you going to do? What are you capable of doing? I want to know. What did you just call me a punk bitch? What are you capable of doing? I think all your punk bitch. You just stay out of the punk punk.

I see that I use the term. Hey, rock, you gotta see the guy that looks like Rocky Dennis and that's in the fucking middle. He looks like the fuck. I'll say what do you say bitch? You're a punk. You're a punk punk Joe. No, you're a punk bitch You're a fucking punk Steve. I'll tell you your fucking face and I'm gonna be an AC So I will fucking tell you face bitch try some try some cool cool zero

You could fight you have a paper fucking bag Fucking face Do you I'm not scared of you fucking ass. The bigger you are the harder they fall. Joey, I have a serious question. You can't see me as a question of John, but go ahead. All right. Did you ever give a T-Wipe up the S? Whatever, John. Enter your own room. You're gonna come back motherfucker, John. And you know what? Pay these coming, bitch, I promise you that. Oh, sir, if you'll just stop yelling at me.

So basically what's happened here, Joey see was pretending to be friends with John in order to pull this stunt where he was going to turn on John to go fuck himself. And John claims he knew it all along. Of course, John's always did on everything. The puppet master. Well, remember, he's got a mole over at the Shule network. He's got a team. So he knows everything that's going on behind the scenes. And this was all being done by the Shule network behind the scenes. And so Joey goes on and mother fucks him. And I just have news for John. I mean, I think we all could have seen that him and Joey see we're gonna be best friends forever. So that's not a huge surprise. But John still thinks this TV Lou likes him. Oh, that's cute.

That's really cool. Yeah. But tune in to BYB Podcast tonight because John is supposed to do the guest 8 PM tonight Wednesday. John is the guest with Quad-Spotter. Go all Johnny Kush on him. Yeah is the guest with quad. I'll tell you, I'm like, oh, God probably. So yeah, John, no one is your friend.

It's just wants friends. That's all he wants. He wanted Joey Z to be his friend. Do you want C.B. Lew to be his friend? It's cute. He's already Kevin Brunton's, you know, him and John are on the out to get and John's trying to be friends with Kevin Brun in the get and Kevin's not going along with it. Of course, Kate Meaney is out of the centenary John business as we know. John sent her not just any ring

light. The one that Alex side sent to John to improve the quality of his podcast. John re gifted that sent that to Kateeney, expecting nothing in return. Of course. So Kate Meeney is on Chad's show. I think today, I think this is where this is from. Faced a face with Gina, but you know, Melton, you hated me even more. That's, that's incredible. I despise him. Kate, where do you stand with Stuttering John? Stuttering John's been on record that he bought you a ring light. He wants, I have to say, Chad has Kate on the show. John just went off on that whole tirade about how terrible Kate is and how she's a whore and all this

kind of stuff. And so now, Chad has Kate. Let's get it from her. This couldn't be more boring. These people are devoid of talent. They can't make things that are actually interesting, even remotely interesting or listen to them. Even Ted, just reading a question is fucking rude. Hey, where do you stand with Stuttering John? Stuttering John's been on record that he bought you a ring light. He wants nothing return. He bought you the ring light because he wants to see your beautiful face. He's coming to AC. Now he's saying he's out of the Kevin Meanie business. So where do you stand? Set up the Kate Meanie business.

Yeah. Kate Meanie. Dude, I love watching a show. Chad and I listened to a show together on the phone. And we just laughed. We laughed, and we laughed, and we laughed. And then we got some Yes, it's ridiculous. You see the phone.

He's phone. How do you spell it? How do you spell it? I'm going to spell it my way. All right, Gary for jokes, guys. The comedy stylings of Kate Meeney and of course, Chad sets her up perfectly for this because John's big thing is that she spelled the food wrong. So okay, let's get ready. How do you spell it? How do you spell it? I'm gonna spell

it my way. B-U-F-O-O-N-Z. He's a buffoon. A buffoon. Let me do a spelling test. B U F F O O and S. Dude, congratulations. You just want a 1981 Buick Arigal. This is good stuff. Bill from Jersey's going to be at AC. Chad has your mod. I fully approve of Kate Meeney. Just tell her to black out your number next time. And F Stevie Loo, C U and A C. of Kate Meeney, just tell her to black out your number next time and F. Steady Lou, C-U-N-A-C. What a bore fast. Who's watching this show?

The only response that I could have imagined her having that would have been worse than that would have been her going, I'm gonna spell it my way. J-O-H-N. Fuck you, dude. It would have been more clever than the Z at the end. She was really grasping for something. I got no idea where she was going with that. It was similar to Patrick Michael, like starting a sentence without knowing where you're going with it.

Like, oh, I hope I go up a little bit. I hope you're in love. She must go to improv classes. I hope something clever comes out of my mouth. I accident. So we had Ray DeVito on the show last weekend. And I was thankful that Ray showed up after Kevin Brunton told him not to come on the show. And if you remember, Ray goes Carl.

Kevin likes you, man. He's going to have you back on the show. You'll be back on that show. I said, I'll go on the show. Let me know. So afterwards we talked and I said, well, third, second probably. She's like, all right. Yeah. I'll get you on the show. Everyone does there right I got a text from Ray today I was watching Kevin today and it's so funny Kevin just like Ray thinks he's gonna get Carl out of the show like he's my booker or something fuck Carl I don't want to talk to Carl Why would have Carl on my show?

Definitely not colorful influence of rage I know I feel like ray is grounded or something I thought he was gonna be a matchmaker Bring us together. He's a big gear down at the Kevin goes come and goes Carl should have to pay me to come on the show. He said to pay me. Good lot. He knows I'd make a look bad. Because Kevin's whole thing where he's been going on and on about buying views on YouTube and how that

works and how the view count works is wrong about everything. I actually know the internet works. I can explain it to him. And he does not want to talk to me. It'd be embarrassing for him. It's a bug you pay me. And he does not want to talk to me. It'd be embarrassing for him. It's a fucking you, pay me. Doesn't even know what to do with show without like taking the picture of his computer with his phone. That's actually one of his better traits.

Yeah, he's better than he does that. Speaking of people, you not know how to run a show. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back.

I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back.

I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm gonna be in the back. I'm That's not the opening that I know. He wants to be rid of his little open after the day. I'm not talking about that stuff anymore. Okay, so Jim Norton's doing this new show. Everyone's talking about it. He's doing it with his wife. And it's this weird staged reality show where they pretend they're getting into like fights and stuff with each other. But it's acted and into like fights and stuff with each other, but it's acted and weird.

It's not my thing, I guess, is the point. So, Opie wants to comment on that. And by the way, this is Opie. Opie, put it together. Can you please give your opinion on Jim Norton's latest video venture where there's a wife? So, this is called Jim Norton's Acting Stinks. This is a video that he put together and put on his show.

I didn't clip this myself. Well, I'm not going to lie to you. I guess Jim Norton started. No, I know. Jim Norton started a YouTube channel with his, with his, with his, with his, with his, with his wife. Good one. See with his wife, whatever makes you happy.

We're supposed to think he wasn't gonna say why for something? Was that the joke? What's he gonna say? Oh, what's he gonna go? What do you have to think? What a douche. He has no idea how to be funny. It's been my mantra, so just because I don't like the guy,

I can't, you know, I can't front. As long as you're not hurting yourself or others, I don't give a crap what you do. But he started a YouTube channel where his wife and their first, I did see their first for you. I did. And what? But, Opie, you don't pay attention to what anyone's doing. You don't watch their stand-up, you know what's in their shows. You have no idea. You watch that video? Huh, that's not the Opie that I know. The Opie that I know is doing his own thing. Doesn't care about the past. And it goes against what I, what I, what I, what I try to do and that is to avoid all this garbage.

I say you do. I don't think that's true. I think what goes against what you normally do is that you admit that you watched it. I think it's what goes against what you try, but every once in a while, I get a weak little trigger finger and I click on some shit, but it's very rare. And I want to make that perfectly clear. And when I said, I, I, wow, he really had to talk about that a lot. Makes me think that he's watching all this shit. Does he have the light behind him again?

I don't know. I think he's got the ring light behind him. You don't think that works. Saw Jim Norton's first video on his YouTube channel with his with his with his with his you already did that bit. We knew where you were going. You don't think bitter is funny. Ah, it's pretty good. It's pretty good. So the acting is so bad. Oh my God. I know the videos doing well. They put up a Christmas tree in their decorations and blah, blah, blah. It looks like she might be like six foot eight. She's a giant. And they're putting up the Christmas tree and Jim Norton's acting is so bad. It stinks. Maybe it's more noticeable to me because you know, I hung around that guy for a while back in the past, but his acting stinks in that video. All right. Well, that's three takes so far. And else you got, but that's

that's it. Yeah. Yeah. How many scores? He's released for you. I don't be anything. I'm posting way higher than anything. I'm posting.

I have to say, I have to say so. Opie realizes he can't trash it too hard because it's got 35,000 views. Whatever it has this video is 2,500 views. I have to give op OP credit because he has built his channel up a little bit. Yeah.

He's almost getting to that Joey C. Stevie Blue level. You're in the zone, OP. You two may hear. And his videos will crush, but I know it's right away. The Christmas tree video, the acting stinks. He's a nice, nice, cool one camera. the acting stinks. Jesus. Jesus. Dang. But he stinks. He's a place of weird role.

I'm stuck. It in a it in a it in a stinks. I take hope over here. Stunk fart. Well, I'm glad he came out with as a pin and even though he was so reluctant, he didn't want to see anything. The public demanded it. Yeah. You see anything he wanted to talk about it. Yeah, so thank God.

So you guys are probably thinking, Carol, you're actually like, you know what comedy is. Don't you think Opie for Opie, Nathan, I was comedy a little bit better than you? Well, he has another show called Comedy Quick Hits. And on that show, he pulls old bits and segments from his old show on Sirius XM, the nobody listened to in the afternoon, as well as his podcast that he did. And this is an example. And again, I didn't pull this clip. Opie did.

Opie put this up as a single clip on his YouTube page to promote his new show, Comedy Quick Hits. This is what he thinks is comedy gold. YouTube page to promote his new show comedy quick hits. This is what he thinks is comedy gold. You can't swim. No, what happens? It takes no essence. Why can't you swim? My back legs are fucking horrific. Oh, you got it. You got to loosen up a little. My back legs? You know what?

You got me there. You said no. You know, you got me there. One out of four got that by the way. We all just listen like, yeah, I'll get you back. You're back. Are we? Thank you, Mike. We all just let it go.

Thank you, Stonebeard. No, we were going to do this. Just put it on mine too. I can see where you're back. Like you're going to win. You're going to say, tadpole win. Wow. Anybody else miss McKenley?

Yeah. No hands on that one. Yeah, too bad. Didn't break into song for us. So that was Mike Buschetti. Oh, that's what I was going to add. Talking about how, you know, he can't swim. And the name of that video is,

my back legs are horrific. So it's like he gives away the fucking punchline. And the joke isn't so much a joke. It's them laughing at what Mike Buschetti said that was stupid. Oh, like for way too long. Yeah. But that's a 42 second video that OP put up as like,

Hey, you guys are gonna buy pockets more of this. Yeah. That's like a proving that you had to be there. But somebody said so they was just so funny. We laughed and laughed. Here's the proof. Yeah, I know. I know. I know. I see you guys are laughing. I wasn't even arguing with you on that. I assumed you were. I didn't have to be there. So which I wasn't. So Opie's got a new show. You know, he's doing the beer show for a while. Yeah. Then he switched over to Tuesdays at Gebards. And so he's putting out clips of that show too.

So again, this is Opie's clip, not mine, to promote this new show that he's doing that we should all be very excited about. Ron the waiter, let me set this up. So besides Ron being, are you gay? No. Okay. Are you willing to learn or something? No. Oh, are you,? No, okay, but you're willing to learn or something? No. Oh, is it a part-time hobby?

No, never. I'll be gay for a role, like, Brokeback Mountain. I would do it. I'm an actor, but. But like, you know when you go to like Europe, right? Never been. You're not officially European. You come back to America, so are you one of those guys when it comes to that stuff? Oh, you mean only in Europe? Well, you're taking a taste, but you You come back to America. So are you one of those guys when it comes to that stuff?

Oh, you mean only in Europe? Well, you're taking a taste, but you're still like in America. I don't think so. Kids in Europe don't circumcise. I don't like it. All right. Do you have an opinion about if your men are circumcised or not? No, it's the only thing he was being. No, he doesn't care. He's right there. Exactly because not gay. So this guy ran the way to learn more about him. I tried to have those recent episodes. No, so only thinks he was being hilarious right there. Exactly, because not gay. So this guy ran the way to learn more about him. I checked out the most recent episode of Tuesdays at Gebards.

And this is edited. The show is edited. They put it together. There's a cold open. There's an intro. It's better than the intro for the beer show. It's upgraded a little bit. Well, I wanted to talk to you about the greatest album from start to finish.

Oh, wow. He's actually a bass guitar now. All right. A little punchier than the greatest album. Start to finish. And you can't be influenced by a particular genre because let's say maybe you're into metal or whatever. Right. What is the greatest album start to finish? He's already started this show off with a cheesy morning radio call in topic.

Yeah. Greatest album started to finish. Every song is good. Call us after the break. We take it to call us. Find out. Well, you think the greatest album producer Chris. You have a fan favorite favorite album.

What do you think dark dark side of the moods pretty good. I called in to talk about Halloween candy, but yeah, we're talking about that tomorrow. I'm back to show tomorrow. I'm talking about your favorite Halloween candy. So you heard what OP said he goes, you can't be influenced by a genre. That's 100% what you should be influenced by. Well, yeah, but everything's everything's a genre right so I don't even know what that means But he says for whatever reason he goes if you're in the metal you can't say Get the fuck out Fuck out. Does this you like that's what the rules are basically?

Yeah, so this guy immediately breaks the fucking rule Studio album start to fit well, okay, I'm gonna I'm gonna tie it for two It's a now I'm that you like when you put on the first song, like you can't you got to go all the way to the end. Right, Rustin piece by Megadeth. Like for me personally for me. What I just said, I hope he's looking around like, I just told you the fucking rules.

That's all I can do. By the way, Rustin piece is a fucking. Yeah. It was great from start to finish. Producer Chris and I got to see the plant live on the 20th anniversary and what else happened there? What else happened? And you got kicked out.

Before the first kick drum. Poor Andy, we all went to go see in Buffalo back in the 20th anniversary Russ and Peas. I've been waiting forever for you to shoot or that story. It's just a night. Fucking awesome spot. We're right in the bag.

We can see everything. The stage sounds amazing. Fucking Marty Freeman, Lex Noteford Note. We're loving it. I get the text from Andy. I'm all fronting ready. This is what happened. You know, it was St. Patrick's Day.

I was fucking annihilated where Kelly Green and a bright orange hoodie. We picked up a sea of black t-shirts. We picked you up with some random wegments on the West Side, I don't know what you were doing. We picked you up with a way to buffload you, and it was like, hey, whoa. I knew you were in that bright orange hoodie

to a metal shell. So you did stick out a little bit. Yep. People down here. Yeah. I saw three. I didn't know how long that was gonna go up. I saw three songs, and then I was double fistinging trying to get down to the front row.

I walked out and they started a song and I think I I don't even know what I did to this day, but I think they started a song and I stuck both hands up in the air with the beer and just probably dumped them on two different people that were standing next to me and a bouncer saw that and just pushed me out the back door and said, you're kicked out? You're out of your head! I said, what? I didn't do! That was too drunk to even find the hotel. I just sat on the curb.

You just sat on the curb? No, yeah! You just sat on the curb? No, yeah! You could barely hear the metal in there. Oh, it sounds like fun. I just looked over the chat and I missed this when it was relevant. Principal uncertainty says, Vic died too old.

So me. All right. So anyway, I agree with that pick, Rustin piece, but what do we do? Are we doing this show now? Are we talking about the greatest social politics? I know opias and what's opi gonna do? He's gonna read the chat. He came to come with an album on his own.

He has to read a few people are saying the chat. Well, I mean, I got a bunch. Well now I'm embarrassed. I have a tie for the straw. It's start now. Oh, I have a tie for the straw for sure. And then I said Boston's first album. It's not a big What's so annoying is I'm a cream with us like everything's gonna say it. I'm like oh shit

I'm watching old man rock talk and I'm talking They're going the first boss and I'll everybody Happened to be listening to it right now after instructions the greatest rock album of all time Yes, I know I totally totally do. I'm like, yes. Why am I in this conversation? Well, there's cakes because everybody knows that. No, well, that's the thing. This is the conversation you over here from the drunkies at the bar, not just at a

ring. But as the other guy is hanging out at the bar too or having this conversation, every Thursday at 4.30 p.m. This is the conversation they're having. And so let's get right back to old guy rock talk. So the retard guy that we saw on the other clip, spaz guy in the back, Ron the waiter they call him. He recently saw Guns and Roses in concert.

He wants to talk about it. But I get it, like they were good and and like nothing and flesh They were they were destroyed. So yeah, he's when he tried to go for the high note. It sounds like some distortion They're better than Molly Cruz. Vince Hill forget it. He just he whoa He doesn't say words. He's saying words that sound like the word that he's supposed to be saying.

Yeah. He's exactly based on the whole band sucks now. Tommy Lee still great. Tommy Lee still good on the kid. On the can. On the car. Open a show off. He knew it's having the trouble with a show off he knew It's how these the drummer what a loser not like true

He really beats the skins I like that he goes he's not even saying words. He's just making sounds to sound likes the word. That's how words Yeah, those are words We're cheating I think only what it found is niche here because are there a lot of YouTube channels with old guys talking about old guy rock top? Yeah. I mean, this shit you would have heard on the radio in the 90s on every single station,

but I don't know if this exists anymore because it's kind of played out, but I don't know. Maybe you'll be able to talk about it. I don't know if he's a Joe Pescian. I'm impressed. I don't think these, these nobodies are so devoid of talent and there's nothing interesting about them that They're just hanging out of the bar

I'd rather that they were playing pinball So good one boring with these guys are talking about and then they're talking about rock and Matt the owner, remembers that he's wearing a pretty sweet t-shirt. So now they all start showing off their t-shirts. Sure, Jesus. Fail. I'm gonna be a V. Oh, wait a minute.

Oh, god damn, look at you. Wait, wait a minute, hold on, I have a whole plate. Hold on, I have a rock shirt on it. All right, let's go. AC DC. Oh, no. That's good one. You'll have to pick one Erasmus album.

Oh. Is it rocks? Is it toys in the ad? But holy shit. So they go from showing off let's up with an AC DG sir. What were you get that targets? Yeah.

Wow. Pretty cool. They go for showing up their shirts too. All right, this is the real conversation. Only one aerospace Smith album. All right, you're on the island. The rest of your life. And there's just one aerospace myth album. All right. You're on the island the rest of your life. There's just one aerospace myth album. I mean, I'm not drunk enough for this conversation. Yeah, yeah. That's for sure.

Like, what the fuck is walking into the ocean and option? So then, by Jovi gets product. And it's like, by Jovi, that's not cool. We're talking about cool bands. This is the cool band guys. But there's a great joke answer a great joke comes up Slip rewind wet was a mess about Slip rewind wet I know Hardie fucking hard what would you know about slippery and wet because you know like the ginors That was already the joke retires. Oh dude you don't even know you just said. Like that was the joke when by joke you made the album. What about bleak what any

twos take off your pants and jacket? Whoa you don't even know you know that's like a masturbation thing. You don't even know. So this spaz guy stinks. He thinks he's funny and entertaining. He's talking about me now. He thinks he's funny. These are just like the most unfunny people hanging out in the bar and yelling. It's like, you're fucking stupid. Your dad beat you over a failing smash.

I graduated in Manaculade. I did he have his legs when he beat you? Or did he take his legs and beat him? He only had... For those that don't know, Ron's father was in the Jewish mafia and lost both legs and diabetes. But Boston Tunnel said when he beat me, when he beat me, he didn't have any toes left. So we just had a foot and a stump, so he beat me with a stump. Could we kick a field goal?

He's holding. Fucking cares. He's waiting for people to get excited about this. There's used to be a bartender. Yeah. And you know, some areas that I wouldn't necessarily want to hang out with. Yeah, that's accurate. You ever hear these conversations?

All the fucking time. Guys debating whether Zepp up with two is good as Zeppelin one yeah it was great I loved it don't sleep on Zeppelin four man don't sleep on it did you know how I always shut them up I always I brought it yeah it was it was the show in the my lead Zeppelin show no I used to always tell them the best rock joke of all time, which is what has seven arms and socks. Oh, a deaf leopard.

Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's right. You can stop. Yeah, and then they would all get so distracted by how shitty that was, but this feels like they're doing that to themselves. Are you in like a work nightmare right now? Yes.

Yeah. Like a asshole's, if a shark showed up, it would be. Oh, my God. My whole body just tends to stop. No. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. If a shark showed up, it would be. Oh. My whole body just tends to. Oh, no. Baby. Suck it. Did it, did it, baby.

You're favorite. Sorry, I took a little bit longer to find that I wanted to. All right, moving on. We can't talk about rock stars and rock and roll without this conversation. Did you guys know Keith Richards did a lot of drugs? And yet he's still alive? Have you ever had this conversation? You know what?

This is what I always thought about music like the old G super drug users. Toss it twins, right? Joe Perry, right. No one did more fucking drugs than Keith Richards. Do they're all so alive? Yeah. They're all fucking 17. They're like, if he's going to be dying left and right,

these guys knew how to do it. Yeah. There's Joe Perry and and and and see if it's not be alive. Exactly. You should not be alive. Right. It's called being a millionaire.

It's just, it's such a boring conversation that's been done, I mean, for Keith Richards specifically, since the 80s, it's got a conversation. It has been going on. It's a guy, we're all over it now. It's not even that surprising. And I just stare quietly into my beer, sir. So I want to point out the fact that this is a edited podcast.

Like they're filming a bunch of footage and then someone's deciding what the good parts are. That's part. Yeah, and anything this together, I don't know if it's OP or someone who works for them. But what you're going to see here is a couple of different edits into a segment that I would deem unnecessary. If I were the one editing, I would be like, well, we can just leave

all of that out. Because literally the chat is telling them where to sit and they're obeying. This would be like, if teenagers were on a Twitch stream and they're from their bedroom or something. It's me and I, Dia. That's telling them what to do. Let the young sexy one sit down again.

I'm losing my boner. That's bad. Young sexy one, I like it. It's a matter, matter me. Yeah. I'm gonna my boner that's mad. That's mad. That's sexy what I like. What a man. It's a matter matter me. Yeah. I think I'd rather not have to know. Well, I think it's a toss up. I'm the only one in the world.

No. I think it's a toss up. I'm the only one in the world. Well, I do return now. Mad returns. Mad returns as a hero. Who said I was sexy? Now who said so?

I'm in a brilliant whole house. Oh, hey turns as a hero. Who said I was saying, now who said so? I read a brilliant whole. Oh, hey, that's tomato. Don't mess with tomato. Just for reference, why don't I say tomato? There's another edit. So that entire piece right there, they felt like we've got to leave this part in.

Cause it's going to look weird. The old guy sitting there and then the other guy sitting there. Yeah, continuity. All these hard edits. and then the other guy sitting there. Yeah. Continuity. It's hard. That's yeah. Right. So that was really important. We have to show this guy getting shamed off the show. And then this run the waiter guy because he's so amped up and so worked up that similar to Southern John. Fluids are just flying out of his face. Good news is it lands good news is that lands on O.F.E. Yeah.

And I just don't come back with him. It was, oh, raw. I thought that was raw. You just spit out a movie. I'm sorry. Yes. So we give us $100 so we can clean up Ryan's leogees. Is that it?

No. Wow. Cocaine is a hell of a drug. Give us a hundred dollars so we could clean up Ryan's Lou Gees. Is that it? No. Wow. Okay, is it hell of a drug? Is everyone turning into Southern John now? Got any money in earning a take care of it? They have the same problem, I think. Yeah, I'm going to bring Cardiff out of the show.

Yes. It's up Cardiff. Oh, honey. Hey, Cardiff. We revealed on the emergency show yesterday that John thought he finally had video of Cardiff. We revealed on the emergency show yesterday that John thought he finally had video of Cardiff playing the guitar in this band That he's in so he plays he reveals this CV Luke confirms it. That's Cardiff and John's all excited He's like, I finally know who Cardiff is now and I was messaging with Cardiff and Tuky today and If you guys saw the video the drummer drummer, the bass player, the guitars,

all of them are over 400 pounds. Did you know it was really odd how fat these dude's were. I was pretty impressed. Yeah. You know how hard it is to find a drummer in this town. Guys, I'm thinking we're going to play three songs today. 83 to row. So that's fun, cause John falls for everything all the time. I have one more... I've sent them a season to assist. One more OP clip on here. And this is another hot tag.

There's another video that OP put together and put on his YouTube channel. Another discussion that's never been had before. What I like about OP, he's a radio veteran and a lot of talk radio. So you got to think that most conversations that have been had, he's over. He's passed that shit. He's ready for new conversations. You know, when my dad died, they said, you know, he's still watching over you. And I was single at the time, Ron, I'm like, maybe, Kitty, maybe not watch the whole day. I'll try it a Saturday's Wednesday's Thursday afternoon. Can I give him a schedule when not to look at?

Maybe we're having to be right. So someone says that to you like, ah, really? He's still, ah, I hope he has a good sense of humor. No, I do not want my grandmother seeing the things I'm doing. No, no. I don't see you laughing over there, Andy. You not get that. So sometimes they say a dead relative is watching over you, a parent or a grandparent. But then sometimes you're jerking off or fucking a girl in the ass and getting shit over the walls and a rental.

And so you don't want them to see that. You get it, right? Yeah, it's great. Cardiff, you ever have that conversation before? Pretty original, right? I mean, the thought of it is what makes me come. If you ever surrounded yourself with morons, so you could... This is why opening your...

Open show has not been entertaining since you had part of on the show. Yeah He's missing this element the the bar patrons though that get looped into the show. You know excited. They must be Oh, yeah, they love it. Guess guess who I did a show with yeah Normally Thursdays I drink alone I was out with I'm stanzled You would believe it All right, it is that time I gotta bring Annie on Annie always loves this time because We're gonna play everyone's favorite game show. How's it going Annie?

You're muted People are How about you. How's it going everyone? It's going to be fantastic. People are saying they want you to move the games at the beginning of the show now. Just so they can drop off right after. That's why we put them at the end.

That's everyone's favorite part. But this is the newest show. It's brand new. It's called Topoke Adabler. So I think the rules are self-explanatory, but pay very close attention to everyone. It's time for everyone's video game show. Topoke Adabler. Are you ready to poke?

Adabler? Okay, I don't care. Maybe it's on my end. The volume's been low. Wait, yeah, here we go. Think that he's pretending about that at all. I completely think he's that stupid that he doesn't want to deal with talking about kids. But I think that he sees here. He hears the word kids and he sees red and there is no room for nuance. There you go. Thank you, Vinny. See, Vinny, and I have to say this, and I meant to say this on the show today.

Vinny is not such a bad guy. Did he not hear what Vinny just said? He's not processing. I've never seen this somewhere. He's not processing that at all. He's just flying up the handle, whatever he just hears a trigger word, because he's not paying attention, he's a moron. Thank you, Betty, that is what I'm doing. I'm doing it. Wow. All right, sorry, I'll get back, Joe. That's funny.

Did he handle things, but he has it on point. As a father, you want to protect your children. That's it. So, now Lady Kay said, as you heard him, oh John shouldn't talk about his kids, but he does it to use him as a shield from now. Now I haven't heard Patrick Mountain in whatever he's saying, but I chose to take the Hyrule just like all these fucking nutniks are telling me to do. Take the Hyrule. That's how you take it.

So, when Patrick Melton, first of all, I fear nobody. If I saw Patrick Melton, you know, I would advise him to look the other way just like I advise Carlton. Okay, that's a fact. Because he's hideous. I would advise him to walk the other way. That's not a threat of violence as Big fat fuck film Elmore can say it. I make these threats. This is another misnomer. I grow tired. Yeah I don't make threats. I just say if I'm in the same room

I don't make threats. I just say if I'm in the same room, walk the other way. That is not a threat. That is saying it's beneficial to the both of us that you walk the other way. Okay, that point is me. Is it? The other point is Lady Kay saying I shouldn't get angry when they make fun of my kids because then they're gonna make fun of them more

So when Patrick Mountain decided to go after my kids After watching Carl trying psycho analyze me. I said okay Maybe Maybe he's got a point Maybe he's got a point Maybe I won't say anything this time. I can do it. It has nothing to do with fear. I don't fear anybody.

It has everything that might bring it up to do with the fact that fucking. I he has no idea what he's about to say. I got to back that. I'm sorry. I'm afraid. I couldn't cut this clip anywhere I know there was nowhere I could cut I want this he goes the reason why I act the way that I do is the followers for you for this the other popular I'm not making this up now oh someone's here Make it this up now. Oh, someone's here. What is it? What is it?

Is it painful? This is something I've been wanting to say, and I'm going to start saying it any minute now. Almost. And it has nothing to do with fear. I don't fear anybody. It has everything to do with the fact that fucking I am going to try and take the high road and I'm going

to continue to take the high road because what did John say next number one I am the bigger man. B, he might be right. Next. I'm wasting my time with these losers. Four, they don't boo no buddies. And lastly, fatty, patty isn't worth it. Awww boy. A dabble. Interesting. Alright Carl, you always go first.

I will go first. I think he's going to'd have one. Interesting. All right, Carl, you always go first. I will go first. I think he's going to say number one, I am the bigger man, and I'll go over to Annie. A couple of good choices this week. I'm going to go with next wasting time with losers. OK. I'll be there very possible for sure. What do you think, Andy?

I'll be true to the game and go with my first instinct was won, even though I like to spread out the odds, but I thought he would say something like, because I'm the bad. I'm superior to everything. And that's number one. Thank you for your honesty, Trucker Andy, of all apologies podcast. Welcome, Cardiff Electric of the Cardiff Electric Podcast and subreddit surfing. Uh, I my instinct was for they don't boo nobody is very possible and producer Chris I marked one. Alright, we got to meet the ones. We're all I'm going to continue to take the high road because he might be right.

I wrote because he might be right. Ah, no. No, no. No. No. No. Who's right about what? That his kids are losers. He's not gonna be honest.

He's talking about himself in the third person. He might be right. Was he talking about me? Yes. I might be right. That's what I was hearing. I said we were right. Okay.

I will. Alright, Carter. But you lost to poke it down. You were in this round, buddy. It's right. Then why is he then saying last night that I should be going crazy about Patrick Mum? That is cold. In every sense of the word. Epic.

Great. Oh, he's so stupid. So John says, and up until today or yesterday, he says the two keys, constantly bashing his kids. I'm bashing his kids. Shoo is bashing. He's always saying that over and over again. Never says it about Melton.

Yeah. Because he's taking the high road against one guy and the rest of us. He acts like this. And then he's acts like, oh, yeah, it's okay. Whatever. Aww. You're a fucking hypocrite, lady, K. You fucking sit there with your bully pup, pulpit,

and you fucking get all your buddies to trash me. Are you sit there in your house with a basement that has a studio in it with your fancy white claws? A real microphone. Posters of me all over the place. With your frosty tips, reels. And you get your buddies to have a trash party. Sounds good to fun actually fun actually got to be consistent

Where is the consistency lady came up? Oh, well First you say I shouldn't the pack people now you're telling me I should which one isn't you fucking Buh-buh! Cropfooted prick! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah We hope it had enough. Anywhere. Understood, man. Adabler. Subreddit surfing live. Saturday, March the 9th. Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at Carlsoncomedy.com. Sit Eugene sit.

Good dog. Buh. Duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, duh, I gotta say it was good to see you stuttering John stutter again. Yeah, right. I didn't know what he was gonna say there. All done, Curtis. Yeah. Good job, Curtis. If you win this week, we're all losers.

Someone's gonna clip that. Like some of these kids. Guys, what have we done today? I think we've done it all. We talked about kids and family podcasts. We had a competition. Go to our Patreon page and vote for who brought Possibly the worst podcasts in that category and while you're there, consider signing up and

Help support the show and you get bonus episodes including a bonus episode that we'll be doing tomorrow night a Dicks show where these podcasts, crossover event? So I'm gonna be there for that. We also talked about a little devil versus update, Kate Meeney. She thinks that John's a Meeney. So no, she doesn't like John anymore. John Meeney.

Chad, oh he wishes. Yes. I'll take your name. Yes. Melendez Roode. Chad is boring and unfortunately won't be at our show in Largo. The potato will be there though. He's so that's exciting. OP radio is shitting on Jim Norton for once.

Wow. Who to fuck it? And his new show is Tuesdays at Gebards, where he goes to the bar down the street from his place and drinks with the older and whoever else shows up that day. So the bar flies. That's pretty good stuff. See what that means.

It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. Go team, go team, go team, go team, go team. Go team, go team, go team, go team, go team, go team. This is the part of the show we play Cliff in the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Worthy's Podcasts. I'm very excited to say Jim Forrentine and Vinnie Paulina will be here in studio this Saturday. And this is the show that we'll be checking in. But he like, I put it like this, like I don't let me in go, do not fucking bring me up with no, y'all ready for a female,

cause I would fucking destroy you if I could on stage. Cause it's just like saying, y'all ready for a female? Oh, you ready for a unicorn? You guys ready for a billi-go? You guys ready for an object that you've never seen before? Like you don't do that with me in, hey, y'all ready for an object that you've never seen before?

Like you don't do that with me and hey, you're ready for a man? You know what I'm saying? It's like it's so infuriating, shit like that. When you say hey, you're ready for a female, you are sitting a president and stuff like, hey, a bitch about to come up here and talk about dick. You want to talk about me and it was like, so get ready. Yeah. Tiger Belly recently had Leslie Jones on the show,

and we got someone who wanted to remain anonymous, sent us into us and told us to check it out. And so I said, this is Jim Forantina, I said, I know you're a rule, Jim. You don't want to shoot on comedians. You don't want to do a comedian podcast. Does Leslie count? And he goes, oh no, she stinks.

Yes, that's what I wanted to hear. So very good news. We'll be checking in on that on the next episode of W ATP and speaking of new episodes and he does shows the all apologies podcast. It's a big week, Carl. Yeah. I'm very excited. I spent, I'm wearing this hat because I tore all of my hair out building the All Apologies

website. Oh nice. Because we're now on Patreon. We have video content on Patreon. The whole show is gone to streaming. So you can get the show, the same show you always gotten in the audio form, or you can go tell us a part on Patreon. And all apologies podcast.com, all of our RSS feed is there, plus all the links to

everything. So I heard you dressing down Ray DeVito for not having that. And I was like, Oh, I don't have that. I'm worse than Ray DeVito. So they finally have it. Ray has helped you like stun oh, I don't have that. I'm worse than Rey Davido. So, Rey has helped you like Stuttering John, it's helps you. I was like, worse than I didn't say that. Thank you. You were ground. I have two more plugs. The one's over with Kaylee.

It's their fucking killing it. Yes. I'll thank you. More often, more better. And then Cardiff's karaoke was fantastic today too. I want to plug both of those things. Wow. Thank you. Were you singing Cardiff? karaoke was fantastic today too. I want to plug both of those. Wow, thank you.

What were you singing, Cardiff? Your favorite band. Yeah. The misfits. Oh. What's on it? What's on it? Well, I was doing Guns and Roses version of Attitude.

Oh, okay. So. Yeah. I do. I do. It's so nice. Lucy tight box. Yeah. I enjoyed it. So I see. Lucy tight box. Yeah.

What are you doing again? I do movie reviews over at once over with Kaylee. Actually, Andy Q. Public joined me for one. We did Getta Vin a little while ago. So you can check that out. I would do another too. Yeah, come join me. All right, best bad movie.

It's right up there with the room. It's so great. Yeah. And then Carl, you joined me. We did one too many. We did. You're mostly you'd show of all time. It's true. there with the room. It's so great. Yeah. And then Carl, you joined me. We did one too many. We did. You're mostly a huge show of all time. It's true.

Most viewed episode. I hate to admit, but it's so fucking true because I get the Harrison Young effect. I also suck and do not do the website and the Patreon and all of the things. I just did a YouTube page these days. Right, Carter? I'll help you.

Yeah. Patreon doesn't hurt. So Patreon.com. Like, Carter with like, I'm sorry. Oh, I'm sorry.. Yeah, Patreon doesn't hurt. So Patreon.com.com with like, or like, or like, or like, or like, or like, I'm sorry. Go ahead, finish. I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm just, this week has been great for me. Um, so yeah, I did once over with Kaylee this week.

There was the Tingle. The Tingle got released. All right. 1959 William Castle, nice classic horror. I'll see you then. I'll see you then. In addition to that, I was also, I joined Tuzi Entertainment this week.

So we talked about the five best worst movies. I also saw you on heck the movies, the beer and brown dog. Yeah, that is true. That was a dance. Yes. That is the word that I was doing. But I just didn't expect to see you on it. You should have seen me vigorously watching movies right before we started. Yes. That is the word that I'm going to say.

But I just didn't expect to see you on that. You should have seen me vigorously watching movies right before we started. No, fuck, it is dense. Yeah. And I wanted to interrupt you because I have to promote subreddit surfing live, featuring all apologies, featuring producer Chris and Carl Hamburger, please buy tickets on March come see us in March 9th. Cardiff, I heard the opening act stole our guests.

Oh, is that. Cardiff, am I still doing it? It's a great idea. A great mindset that you write for me at that show. Yes. Okay. Why would you bring it up? Well, one hour. I got to do it. Why did you say it?

I got to do my consequence. And then I thought Cardiff said that he was kicking me off the show. So I was asking Vitya about it the other day. Vitya did not hear about that, but you know. No, you're still in. You're still in. You're still in. Yes. Saturday, March the 9th. Get your tickets now.

All right. At crossencomedy.com. Limited amount of tickets. So stop fucking around. It is true, very limited. People love when you yell at them. If you only can go to one show this March, I know. March and Rochester and March and Tampa.

You decide. Annie, did I see that you're coming to WTP Live? I did, I did by my ticket. I just have to figure out transportation and lodging, but that's the next two steps, but I did get my ticket. That's awesome. Very glad to hear that. Work people's find your stuff, Annie. Dylan from somewhere and I did a episode today on the.com slash at w itgs next week or next episode on the 31st will be doing the second one in the series Arkham City very good and yeah fucking when you get to Arkham night have me on I want to

I love that game and I live all the first year absolutely yeah I'll reach out cool a little community here I'm so happy happy right now. It's all Andy. And he's become the cheerleader of the devil versus. I'm going to bring my pom-poms next week. It's the new website. He's trying to avoid work anyway that he can. And guess what? That's not a problem anymore?

Oh no! Oh, Jesus, sorry. We can talk about this. Hey, all the polypies, that God, everybody. That was good. Please, Jordan's the good next time. It might be the episode. Hey, all about it. That's not good. Everybody, shut up. Please, Jordan is the good next time. It might be the episode we find out once more. Who are these podcasts?

Sleep well, everybody. Party in the most bits of morning radio. Get down and show these clothes for you. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Annie, do we have any new reviews that you can read for us?

Yep, I got two from us. The two for us. The first one is from Leisure Lotion on January 12, 2024. They sound fat. The exaggerating laughing would be fine if they didn't criticize other three-star podcasts for fake laughter. Other three star podcasts. It sounds very specific. I think it's someone who we talked about. I was at a one star review. No, it's a three star. Three.

The answer was in the worst ones. They don't mean anything. No, it does nothing for any of them. No. All right. All right. Fair enough.

one. So it don't mean anything. No, it does nothing for anything. All right. All right. Fair enough. The second one is from BDS for two oh six from January 15th, 2024, a circus. If you want to see a clubfooted, childless man, a truck driver, and a big, titted nerd discuss a drunk husband, the world's worst comedian, and fat women discussing their sex live. This is this show for you. I never miss an episode unless Gino and his blow up dollar on T.W.O. All right, very good.

And that sounds like a five star. That one is a five star. Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two,

two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two, W-O. You know, I noticed they made fun of me. They made fun of Andy. I don't know if their last person was Chris. Sorry. Lucy tight fox, but it's a tie. Seemly for some reason producer Chris always gets a pass. Yeah.

Play, play, play producer Chris Miley and her PCWO. I'm trying to figure out if I was the big-titted nerd. We all are. I think I'd have started freaking out Lucy was the big-titted nerd. We all are. I think I'd have served a freaking Lucy as the big-titted loser. I've never felt so appreciated. You're really our someone now. And I have a voice bell for you specifically. Very cool.

This wasn't just for Annie. I just wanted to say that I really enjoyed that episode that you had Tuky on. It was really nice to listen to and kind of got me a little bit of nostalgic for some older games. But yeah, good job. Anyway, come with that. Tuky makes everyone show better. Well, thank you very much. It was a weird format. And if we ever have a guest on that really likes games, but doesn't have enough time to play, we can bring out that format again,

where we just talk about, you know, it kind of loosely. Did you see someone finally beat Tetris for the first time? 35 years? Yeah, that was really cool. And then I don't remember where I saw it, probably on who are these socials, but this newscaster lady, she like shit all over the achievement.

And what? Maybe it wasn't on that show, but she shit all over the achievement and maybe it wasn't on that show, but she should have all of the achievement. That's fucked up though. Yeah, and she was like making fun of it and being like, maybe you should go outside and try to achieve something because you know that's not important or whatever and everybody online kind of blew up at her and was saying, well what have you ever accomplished? What world record have you ever broken? What thing

that has never been? What first have you ever accomplished? What world record have you ever broken? What thing that has never been what first have you ever achieved? And they basically heard the backlash was pretty big because she was shitting all over this. What was he like 12 or 13? 13. Well, yeah. So we got the score that's all 9s. And there is another spot to put it. So the game just blanks out of quits. Amazing. It's incredible. King Kong. Pretty sad to hear that she just uh... written trying to shame his accomplishment boldly but did she apologize for you

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Virtual get back to work whistling. I've never felt more like my shirt was high. I hear another one for you Hi, Carl. It's Pat from Metro Detroit Hey, I was calling to put an end to the Simpa van for Lucy's love I'd like to start by saying I'm six foot three. Also, Lucy quoted my favorite poem. A few episodes back, this book, The Verse by Philip Larkin. So I thought I would seal the deal, and I penned her a poem, took me a couple weeks,

but I like to read it to her now. And it goes like this. Roses are red, colored folks love grits. If I treated you to Applebee's, could I get a peek at them tits? Yeah. All right. I'll do the misdirection over my email to Lucy, since the competition's over. That's why.

What were we talking about earlier? The furry one wet. Wow. Good voicemail, sir. You are in the lead right now. And also really good audio quality. What were we talking about earlier? The furry one wet. Wow. Good voicemail, sir. You are in the lead right now. And also really good audio quality. Well, I'm very impressed by everything about that.

That one was emailed in. No, you can tell. I think it was done in-house. You know what I'm saying? I did that earlier. That might have been me. That's all your spare time, though. Six with three.

All right, so you brought over over you won 74% of the vote with the reborn. Yeah. Dahls, babies. I did not win this week. So here's a voicemail about that. Hey, WACC, just letting you know, so it's a whole reborn thing.

It's a little creepier than it even seems. It seems like a carlin' Christmas. W, that really uh... understood this the reason they're called reborn it's because at least they first started coming out with them it was for people who had baby that it died and you would pay companies

you make a fact thatile of your dead baby. That's why I say baby. You didn't bring that up. You're not at your head like you knew that. Yeah, so I tried not to bring up the sad parts of this because obviously these people need therapy. We're doing a fun comedy show. That was probably a good move out your part. Yeah, the diarrhea was great. There's a lot of fucked up shit that I didn't bring up. They breastfeed these babies, and then- I want a revote. And then- No, the revote, she didn't properly present that. I need a revote.

I properly presented you, motherfucker. Is that way those babies looked like that? Yeah. Not alive. They're all miserable looking. Yeah, the name stillboarded catch on Oh god, I wanted to want a miscarriage was today That was helpful

What is a miscarriage anyway Tell Carl found his show. We saw that a shelf behind that woman of Lucy's pocket It was actually just a hangar. This is a gun for you Lucy. Wow. Well, everyone's lots of time to leave. See the voicemail. So, Ro, Deluxe on the left coast. Hey, man. I keep this on the low. Just wanted to apologize, man. I don't know if you heard Lucy. Red one of my comments on the last show, and I could just tell by the sound of a voice, she has a severe case of the luck I did.

Hope you've got a bad. And I think producer Chris can probably identify with this. You throw the red out there. You don't know how powerful this. It's your duty used to it. And then it hits. And they're toast. So, you know, you might as well, I think just for this sake of being a good guy, just cancel the contest. You can make me the winner. And we'll just go from there

and see how it plays out. But I think that's, you know, I'm willing to sacrifice and just take the W and move on. And I would probably just like leave my name out of the show. I think if she hears my name at this point during the show, she might just slide off or see. Dangerous. Let's put it out. All right.

Are we? Did we establish how tall D Luxes and also who is his favorite poet? Because like that information, but we do know that this penis is too big to find chairs. I was gonna say. It's something that's... All right. And the only cure for deluxeitis is 400cc of hot load.

The whole baby. Yeah. I don't think we have a budget for all these new chairs. I have to keep buying. I'm really sorry. I can't help it. All right, here's one for Lucy. Hey Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan.

I want to throw my hat into the ring to be Lucy's future ex-husband. Yeah. Lucy, I do come with a fair amount of baggage in four kids and a lot of student loan debts, but I do love it when my woman acts horish for other guys. So I figure, just about any woman in the podcasting world is the one for me. Yeah, you're in luck, sir. Wow, this is gonna be a tougher decision.

I feel like somebody needs to send me a ring light so that I can really feel inflow. I don't think my lighting here is very good. She's like, fuck,. And one ring lights. And there's nowhere to get another one. We're going to keep this going. And Vegas for onion con. It's who wants to date Andy Q public.

Yeah. Yeah. That's a terrible idea. I think all these truckers are there. All right. Yeah, it looks like over the top. Taco and his buddy show up. All right, count for Tiger for Callad and another guy is thinking he's going to win this all.

Hey, Garo, it's a count for Tiger. You do all these status podcasts and you always have a thousand questions and you could just call me and I could just answer those questions ahead of time for you. It's kind of fun with me to like fumble around but I think you'd get a lot more out of it if you understood the context of some of these terms and not that they use. I find these people discussing it degenerate but I'm very familiar with them. So you may call next time, shoot me an email, you got my number. Okay, goodbye. All right, good to know.

He knows the fetish community, apparently dressing girls up in cowbacchetes and splashing soy milk at them might be one of the kings. You wouldn't think that those things would be correlated. The bloodsheddy, don't forget that. Oh, God, no, I'm talking about what the calvertographer did with that. Oh, yeah, yeah. forget that. Oh God. No, I'm talking about what the calvertographer did with. Oh, yeah. Review girl. Let go, paddle.

All right. I'm getting people mad at me. Hey, another episode of your shit garbage show and once again, you're fucking tossing trash on metal. People don't like black metal. People don't like death metal. Unless they play it. Carl, really, don't fucking kill yourself. The last thing I played was saxophone and high school. I don't play any of this, but I like it. Don't call me back. I stand corrected, I'm sorry. There are people who are into metal who don't play in metal bands, apparently. My bad. Although that's true of a lot of categories, especially in music. I think jazz is probably one of those things where it's like jazz musicians.

I think most fans of music don't play it. Well, no, I mean, they want to, there's a fan. There's a fan, so I have this DVDA, so watch G3, and he got like satriotic and stuff like that. And every dork in this theater is just staring at us figure I'm actually gonna modulate this one It's not just metal I guess is my point I was the same guy calling back in the game. And another thing.

You won't let it go. You shit, cunt. You only do the only people that like ween, people who fuck their own butt and child beat that. That's who like ween. People who like raping kids. That's you Carl. You fuck your own butt and your kid make it. You like ween. Both high together. Honk of garbage. you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're you're is going to be a bit alright a carl gary and send the a go well i got breaking news

ever since martyred died nineteen ninety four politics been looking for a new spokesperson turns out uh... said during johns getting the lot of the people and they've been he's been contacted or the agent has been contacted by the polo dot people say once he's missing all of his upper teeth or all of his lower teeth and he's got dentures they're ready to sign them so it could be a brand-new profit center for Stuttering John soon

as he gets all this heathpooled anyway that's it from San Diego talk to you soon rock and roll. Rock and roll. Swing Minimum. Rock and roll to you. Don't listen to the sound board. I don't control that. Hello Scott over there. Baby is such a prick for thinking that the timing of point devil point is for him. Kevin I'll explain if you can understand. If it was a show about you, it'd be called Point 20

over Brother Point, and you can't read a row fucking hack. Go from the bottom. I'm an idiot. I think I was watching. I think I was watching Tuky Soup this morning. Okay. And Tuky, or maybe it was the producer Ralph, said something about Kevin as the biggest show.

And I was like, hold on a second. I think Tookie gets support views. I think Patanel Soup gets more views. I know we do. I know the shooie that we got. What do you mean? Overall? Yeah, yeah.

If you put out an episode who's gonna get more eyeballs at it, not Kevin Brennan, not a miserable company. No, nobody said that. I'll pull the tape. I'll pull it. I want to hear the tape in context. Not out of context, like usually,

but two key guys say some crazy shit. Actually, you might have said that, you're right. I was actually, I was gonna get. I almost got on our texts around it. The fucking review. All right, the same guy again. Yeah, another thing, maybe if you're fucking son, his gaming headset back, you look like a child. You look like you're about to go play Fortnite with your fucking friends. It was a weird look. He's got going out there. Oh, I deserve this boy spelled by the way. Carl! Rose Van is looking pretty good. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha K, yes, it's your account. Oh my god.

Everything's relative. I met relatively. I was surprised. You see, she wasn't almost dead. Yeah. Who thought she would make you the 70? I'm just saying, compared to Madonna. I think that's my point.

Paul and D Jersey con and Booly crew Spully and dirty Jersey Mr. Marketing Guy I thought of some more shitty commercials okay I'm getting the day you want your heart to seize a pluck of 49 fold with no oil that I love so, that is the shittiest, greasiest fucking breakfast I've ever seen. That? No one knows that much. That black woman like to piss in their pants and void her proud of it.

Always twerk pads. Get the fuck out of here. One thing I don't want to hear is for in the morning. And if you've got hyper and rhythm, then you're just in some other bullshit diarrhea. I don't want to hear is for in the morning. And if you go to my friend, we're in the distance. Some other bullshit. Diary. I don't want to hear the word Diary. It's for me.

And that's that. That's your company. That's big 30 tell. I take most of my fucking fridge by tape. Thank you for you by. When do you want to hear about that? Yeah, you're my 30 p.m. I would say it. It sounded like drunk uncle. All right. This is a brand new collar to the show right here. Hey, Carl's your fault that kids calling. Listen to the

students out for a second. Hey, producer Chris, listen, I gotta play the video. Carl thinks he's powered. Kind of making you the stutter in John on the show. Oh, that's it. Why did Connor come to that? Excuse me, sir. I'm the stuttering John of this show. Yes. All right last

Wait, I'm Robin. Oh There's the last voice now Hey, Carl. It's done us for Michigan. I've got some more predictions for you since that's what the show seems to be all about these days Okay, here we go John deer Roy Rogers, Horst, Samuel L. Jackson. Okay, looking in the mouth. Name a digger, a trigger. Oh, I'm getting another call call. I got a calculator. That's how you do that. That's how you do that bit right there. Very well done. Thank you for that. Good stuff. Thanks for being here. And watching a

long thanks for the support. We appreciate it. See you in March in Largo. And don't forget B.Y.B. is out in about 35 minutes and settling John is the guest. You want to be there for that? He's not even he's not even an hour into his own show. So I doubt that's going to make it. He's got to do three hours a day now. What's he complaining about on his show today, you know? I don't know, I don't know. He's yelling.

He's upset about the stuff. Yep. Man, that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyedly. His mom. Boom! Boom!

Boom! Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye, Brennan. Are we done here? SQR. That was a great episode. That was really cool.

I'm going to be a great episode. I'm going to be a great episode. I'm going to be a great episode. I'm going to be a great episode. I'm going to be a great episode. I'm going to be a great episode. I'm going to be a great episode. I'm going to be a great episode. I'm going to be a great episode. I'm going to be a good week. I'm Brennan. Are we done here? SQR. That was a great episode!

That was really great! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. It's not even... Okay, bye. Jesus, I gotta go. This is gonna stop it.

Bye guys. Who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. Retire. This is it. It's over. Okay. Goodbye. I'm glad I've been killed. Yeah. I'm glad I've been killed. Yeah. I'm glad I've been killed. That was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Hey mommy. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week.

Hey mommy.