Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep488 - Improv Comedy Podcasts

Episode Date: January 25, 2024

This week we’re competing to find out who can find the worst improv comedy podcast. Of course, it would be much harder to find a good improv podcast, but we do not want to work that hard. I brought Sounds Funny Radio which tries to pull off Whose Line Is It Anyway. The difference is, that show had both talented people and editing. Andy brings in a show that wasn’t on my radar, Chris D’Elia and his brother do an advice show called Lifeline. Lucy found a user-generated improv show that’s enragingly confusing. Even the name - OozeBear Public Podcast. Brutal.  After another competitive round between Andy, Lucy, and me, we get an update on Tom Myers attempting to take our videos down again. Then we expose Stuttering John’s ignorance. It’s always the best when John thinks he’s getting over. Also another round of To Poke A Dabbler, reviews, and voicemails. Tickets to the live show! – http://watplive.com https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.instagram.com/allapologiespodcast Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and most Wednesdays: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Defund the Dabbler Shirts - https://www.customink.com/fundraising/defund-the-dabbler Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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has been releasing over 500 pages about John's child support case. Yes, I have been keeping up on this. Yeah, OK, good. I thought maybe we could take it to some of that shit, too, because that's pre-entertaining. Wow. John could not fucking spell his emails, that's the professional emails to people trying to get jobs

to show you know about this town. As soon as I got past how pathetic some of it was, I started noticing the grammar errors and I'm like, oh man, you can't even get that right. It's crazy. How dare he correct people. It's the ball time this guy. He spelled here wrong.

He used the wrong here. Who does that? I mean there gets fucked up all the time. York gets fucked up all the time, but here? Wow, he's a here wrong. He used the wrong here. Who does that? I mean, there gets fucked up all the time. York gets fucked up all the time. But here? Wow, he's a moron. Cuts him gonna brag. So what are we doing with that this week,

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will be competing for the worst podcast in the improv comedy category. Strap and everyone I have instructed both Lucy and Andy. What's not bringing too many clips because these things get tedious. Yeah, they're they're fun at first. She's like, wow, that's really stupid. Then you're like, oh my god, they're still going. So we're going to move quickly today. We're going to present our shows. We're going to figure out who was the worst kids and family podcast in second place with 29% was Andy nailed it and with 58% of the votes I win it with rainbow story time queer kid stuff Can't get enough of that queer kid doesn't help to post a YouTube video with your

Contribution on there probably doesn't hurt. Yeah So thank you all very much wait that means that I didn't get zero percent you got 13 percent that's impressive Thank you guys. No, it does round out cheating It means everyone's sipping for Lucy. We're voting with their thank you 13% of cheaters and simps who did not care about my boobs last week either Yeah, I know I was gonna say you weren't even trying to win We were not trying to win last week This week. She's trying to win last week. This week, she's trying to win people. If you're not watching the show, this week, I'm actively not trying to win. All right.

Yeah. And he's not looking as fly as he did last week. All right. I guess we'll get things started. I'm going to go first since I was the big wiener. And I actually revisited the show that I brought to the Druin Mike show last year. It's a show that is based on improv.

It's a video show. So I thought we'd have some fun with this. Welcome to Sounds Funny Radio, the completely improvised radio comedy show featuring suggestions from our listening audience. And this episode featuring the voices of Langston Belton, Florence Friba. Julia Schroeder. Becky Goodman. And I'm your host, James K. Sada. That's right, James K. Sada, coming in with Sounds Funny Radio.

Jesus Christ. This is the show, I discovered them because they got it right up in a newspaper. And I think it was the Detroit Free Press or something. What newspaper? Retards Quarterly think it was the Detroit Free Press or something. What newspaper? Retards Quarterly. It was the obituaries. This is the death of comedy. It was a lot of help wanted posts in a newspaper.

Now, so this guy, these guys actually got to write up because they're like, Oh, these guys have this improv troupe and they're doing the show and you can watch it on YouTube and I'll give them credit. This is the last time you're going to hear me do that. They actually have a format. So it's not just guys riffing. So many of these shows we listen to improv. They just try to crack each other up and say the most ridiculous random thing possible and then laugh. This is more like who's lying to anyway where they actually have games and they have a structure and I Gotta tell you the way this guy who hosts this James. He's kind of the leader of this improv troop

He's so bad at describing the games He's got to go back and reword these things because it's confusing. It's wordy doesn't make any sense And for starters, we're gonna to do a game called Your Honor, My Client. How it works is this is a game for everybody. And I'm going to give you suggestions of objects and occupations. And one at a time, our improvisers will make a courtroom pun based on the idea that they are representing that object or occupation in a court of law. What? You guys following this? That's a lot of things. Okay. So court. All right, so starting off,

let's see, let's get the first two bombs out of the way here. These are the very first two jobs. Before you move on, look at the look on everyone's face, like, I don't know what to do with this. Yeah. Every single person is like, what the fuck am I supposed to do and they're gonna it's all gonna be Swings and misses sure definitely. I want to point out you think so There's a black gentleman on the left kind of looks like Chappelle and then you have Florence So I really focused on last time I checked out this show. I think she's the dumbest person to ever exist. Hmm, but Julie is gonna give her a run for her money. That's the next one.

Oh, we got a dumb off. Yeah, this is nuts. To get things started, your first suggestion is a car. You're representing a car in the court of law. Your Honor, my client is innocent. You're not going to get a lot of mileage out of this case. Your Honor, my client can't affordor to go through this any longer. By the way, this doesn't get better for Julian.

I mean, she's terrible. Ford is right there. Yeah, I know a Ford. She's a Ford dorn. It gets worse. I walk right past this obvious thing into a fucking wall. That was so bad. Also, why start talking if we don't know what you're going to say?

She does this often on the show. She was so excited. I know she jumps in. She's like, I got to go. Oh, wait, wait, wait, that doesn't make any sense. I have nothing. All right. So you see they're getting dings. Everyone's getting dinged. Yeah, good pun, good pun, good pun.

So finally that means you're done, right? Well, we find out that you actually can get a buzzer if you suck. Your honor, their argument has run out of fuel. Oh your honor their argument has run out of fuel Your honor this prosecutor is trying to steer the jury out of control your honor my client couldn't have been there on May 4th at 3 p.m. Because my client was working as a tool door Touring My client was working as a two door. Two door ring. Oh man.

She went from her four door door to two door ring. I was gonna say, do you know that there's other things on the other than the doors? I don't think she does. She's just so doors. And they leave all that in. No. That's what's crazy about it.

If I was her, I'd go to them afterwards and be like, can you take out some of my stammering? I just, I look like an idiot. It's very embarrassing. She seems really proud of it though. Like it doesn't even seem like she understands that that. The problem with improv people, and I'm sure we'll see other examples of this, is that everything they do is great.

Yeah. So it's like an experimental noise band or something. They don't sit there and go like, well, that was our best set. That one wasn't very good. Like everything's great. Doesn't fucking matter what they do. And if there are words coming out of their mouths, hilarious. Yeah, we killed it.

I participated. I pray. Right. That's how they always think of these things. Because the fact that they're putting this on YouTube, they have a website for it. We'll get into that. It's insane to me.

OK, well, let's change it. Let's car out. Enough car puns. What else get into that. It's insane to me. OK, well, let's change it. Let's car. Ah, enough carpons. What else we got? We're after a great start. And the next suggestion is a vampire. You're representing a vampire. Your honor, my client, Mr.

Acula. It's Dr. Acula. Everyone knows that. Fuck. Maracula. Mr. Acula. You suck. Your Honor, Your Honor, my client is in the murderer. He's just blood thirsty.

Oh. Your Honor, a room fully covered in blood doesn't mean a murder happened. It was gathered via bags. Thank you. What? What? It was gathered via bags. Is that so as in the same bag? I thought you said bats, but that also sucks.

Oh, I don't know. It's all bad. She was embarrassed. So that's good. Does she always do the frilly little voice? Yes. Always. Oh, God. It's all bad. She was embarrassed. So that's good. Does she always do the frilly little voice? Yes. Always. Oh, God. It's terrible. Your Honor, my, uh, the prosecution's case has no fangs. Your, your Honor.

Who? The prosecution, uh, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I I was coughing the whole time. What? All right. She's the worst. She's the pits. New game for W-A-T-P is we have to guess if they get the ding or buzz in the right socks. It doesn't make any fucking sense.

All right. Well, that's Julie. Julie's going to come back around with another one in the middle here. Your honor, the prosecution was coughing up a lot of lies. Your Honor, this case can't go on forever. Ha ha ha ha. Your Honor, I don't think I need to explain

the stakes of the case. Your Honor, this case, the body was outlanding Chocula. Inchocula? Oh, chalk. This case the body was chocolate She's doing a fucking victory dance after that skin roasted by the host yeah He's like what the fuck and do another cop cake. It's wrong with you These have to be the least funniest people that have ever been You stupid fucking blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-blah-bl game and this one is a game called, you know what they say and it's for Langston and Becky, how it works is that Langston and Becky are gonna be performing a scene and now anytime I ring my bell throughout the scene,

they'll have to follow up whatever they're saying with some sort of bullshit adage or proverb that sounds like it makes sense, but probably won't because they're gonna be making it up on the fly. That's improvised points, I guess, if it if it does turn out to be good advice. The fuck spit it out. How do you play the game? Just spit it out.

No one can talk on this show. It's insane. Improvise a shorter sentence. Right. Yeah. She had to make this up on the fly. Yeah, no kidding. OK, so we start this game. This is a long way to go for this joke. We take voicemail and voice message suggestions from our

listening audience and Doug from Cedar Falls called in to give us the suggestion of a front for a massive money laundering operation. This is, you know what they say. Okay, I think we look good. I think I think we look spiffy. The aprons are awesome. All right. I mean listen It's a simple bake shop, right? Simple bake shop. Yep, but behind the scenes. Hey, I know. I know. Behind the scenes is a big money laundering operation. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I don't, I don't look like a baker. Do I look like a baker? Of course you do. Do I really? Listen, I think bakers, I think bakers are very, they're very calm. They're very welcoming people. And you know, they say about welcoming people. If somebody welcomes

you into their home, they might kill you, but they they might not so the whole thing is no one really knows Fucking thing sucks You don't understand the game I don't understand the game But I do appreciate that they are having totally natural conversations with each other that seemed completely like you would have those conversations with your friends It's great improv, right? It's so bad We would never have so yeah conversation with anyone gets worse and worse have those conversations with your friends. It's great improv, right? It's so bad. I would never have this type of conversation with anyone. This gets worse and worse.

You know the games they played on whose lines in any way? Can they just steal those? This is a bad game. I don't know if anyone would be funny with this. I know. The only thing they stole was the bell. Right, right. Yeah.

It's like, you've got to have that. This is like two theater kids on a blind date. Yeah. Oh, let's do an exercise. You want it? Okay. Let's do an exercise. Let's see if this gets better.

If you think you're going to make a, you're going to make a, that's right. That's right. If I, I become my mentality, I become what I think I am right now. If you become, you know what they say, if you become what you think you are, you won't be what you don't think. Oh, yeah. You're baking, you're baking my brain. That's what you're doing right now. Well, hey, good start on the baking related puns.

I know that's something we wanted to do. Well now let's be, let's be honest, we don't actually sell any baked goods. Right. You know, because you know what they say about baked goods, they can fucking suck if you leave them out for too long. These have been out since roughly. That's true. We found this in the dumpster And you know what they say about finding talk about not having anything you know they say Usually fucking blow it no one's funny

Classic classic look wheel is My grandma's to say fucking suck. Yeah. And you bake goods. Right. You know what they say about baked goods, they can fucking suck if you leave them out for too long. These have been out since roughly... That's true. We found these in the dumpster to be honest.

I did, I did. And you know what they say about finding things in the dumpster. One man's trash is another man's baked good. True. That's very true. Jesus Christ. What's going on? You know what they say. Oh, shit. All right. You guys ready for another game?

No. No. Let's change it up. We're going to play a game called Soundscapes. They just need to figure out how to describe what these games are. OK. That's going to bring us to our next game, which is a game called Soundscapes,

and this is for Julia and Florence. And Soundscapes, what's with this? You know, I have these live sound cues that I've been introducing into things. Yeah! In our game round, those kind of stock cliche ones are just for fucking fun. And some of what you hear is post production.

We do some sound design and post, especially in the second half of the show. But these sound effects that you're gonna hear are all live cues and Julia and Florence are gonna have to react to them in real time as they improvise a scene. And to get them started, the suggestion is that you're at a carnival.

Well, that's bull, what, that's bullshit. I'm right at the line. I'm right at the line. Why can't, just, why am I going to go on? Let's go to the, let I'm right at the line. I can't, just, I'm like, I can go on. Let's go to the knife game. Okay, fine. Let's go to the knife game because we're gonna get this out. That's bullshit.

That is such bullshit. That was total bullshit. I'm so mad. It's like, you know, you buy these shoes. And do you think like, it's gonna work for once? Here's some knives. Thank you so much. Oh, here we go.

Okay, here we go. Ready? All right, targets up. Oh, nice. Oh my God. What is going on here? So, basically what I'm hearing is he's just playing like cartoon sound effects. How are you supposed to react to that? I don't even know what you're supposed to say to that.

Yeah. And neither do they. Yeah. Hey Andy, I'll be right back. Whoa, you got butt slam. Oh. So it's not a game that's easy to play. And these two idiots now are terrible at it. They can't even make up a good game. There's no knife game. There's no carnival. Did you imagine you went carnies with knife games?

It sounds terrible. Here's some knives. Good luck. Oh, boy. But also she starts off by being too short to go on the ride. This is fucking bullshit. You buy these shoes. What the fuck are you talking about with idiots? All right, you want to hear more nonsense with weird effects going on? Yeah, don't know how to respond to a react to it all.

No, I'm sorry. Oh, it's OK. It's OK. It's OK. I'm sorry. Hey, I know. What? Oh, I'm sorry. Oh, it's okay. It's okay. It's okay. I'm sorry. Oh, hey. I know. What? Oh, oh. Forcibly irresponsible.

What does that mean? Wait. Yeah, I wish they had people manning these now, but it's all just AI bots. Whoa. It's whoa. Whoa. OK, we have to go on the Tower of Terror.

We must. All right. It finally made a little bit of sense. Yeah. Yeah, I'm sure these two broads suck at everything. They do. But this is not a fair game. It's a terrible game. Yeah, it really gets stupid.

Like you would think you would play sound effects that thunder. You know, things you could actually react to. Oh, yeah. Well, there's a couple of maybe. Raining cars. Yeah, there's a crash. It's going to be a category or something. Yeah. You know things you could actually react to oh, yeah Maybe There's a crash gonna be a category or something Yeah, what if you're the host producing this yeah, you're producing this game as the host and

You decide it's gonna be at a carnival and you open up your sound effect bed and the folder for carnival is empty Something else. Oh, what the fuck are you doing? All right. Well, let's get to another game because that game is not working for me. Is this is a game for everyone and we're going to get you started with a suggestion and don't get too attached to that first scene because once they get started, we're going to play this sound effect, which will change the channel, so to speak, to an entirely new scene having nothing to do with the previous one, and I

will be changing that channel a lot, although you won't be continuing the sentence. So don't let that fool you. Don't let that throw you. So is this new scenes every time? New scenes every single time. Why does he say he's going to do that quickly? How can you get a joke out? How can you make it funny if you constantly...

Alright, whatever. It's just like a bad promise. No, it's just going to end up being funny. We're just gonna pull the taffy until people laugh at how bad it is, because that's what always happens in improv. Alright. New scenes every single... Bob! Okay, great.

Your suggestion we will pull from random word generator, randomwordgenerator.com, a staple tool of Sounds Funny Radio and a wishful sponsor on the show. Wishful on their part. They wish they could sponsor us. And if they reach out in the right way with the right tone, let them What have you got, Raul? Your suggestion to get you started is nursery So this is where they put in fully work and music and post

They're not actually hearing this. This is the production that goes into this horrible turn of the show. My God, someone's actually editing this to get. I know I'm shocked. Do it's crazy. And he wants to do that. That's like his. That's insane.

These are all adults. It makes a whole bunch of adults work on this show together. How long have they been doing this? They've been an improv troupe for a long time. That's insane. I know. It's crazy. I what are you supposed to go off of? I thought the sound effects were the cues to.

That was a different game. This has changed the channel. The change the channel as you get a word and then. Well, okay. I don't know. I'm going to. I'm going to. Swear something to kill myself. I'm going to say that.

That's why the knife game isn't down here. Yeah. I'm going to spoil something real quick. So he starts off by telling you that it's, you know, you start with a nursery. That's the jumping off point. And then after that, you just have to change the scene completely. OK. So you would think the people who aren't talking were thinking their little heads.

What scene am I going to do next? You would be wrong because they are wildly unprepared. Your suggestion to get you started is nursery. Shh, they're all asleep. I know. Can you believe that? Look out of your eyes. I'm just saying I've never seen Smith. I want to wake him up. I want to go out and scream. I want to do you know that? Have you ever heard the sound of 25 crying screaming babies? I'm grabbing your cell phone and I'm throwing it. No, well, I don't know.

Well, at the end of the day, yeah, we all gotta pull our weight in some way. That's what I've always said. I agree. After all of that, she's like, oh, I guess I'm talking now about something. Oh boy. But I've always said. I agree completely. And me, I'm willing to drive the 18 wheeler if that's what everybody wants. I'm willing to do it. Yeah, why does it take a whole meeting of all of us sitting in this gas station for you to say so?

Wow. As soon as somebody establishes something, you're just going to abandon it. You just have to abandon it. And it took them that long to figure out that she was even having a sentence or a conversation. Yeah, yeah. I did like the yes and she's like, at the end of the day,

I feel like you're going to accomplish something. Yeah, I agree. Where you going with this it. They're like, yeah, I agree. You know, where you go with this coming? Good luck with that. Bob Johnson says, did this show give your dad cancer, Carl? You know what? I'm not sure. I'll have to ask the doctors to find out.

All right. Just a couple more things here. So we're still on this game where they changed the channel a lot. For some reason, they're thinking about geese. Oh, hot on this one. I don here you go. Do you need a light? Yeah, I love a light, honestly. Yeah, thanks. Rough day for you.

Incredibly rough day. I lost my goose. Oh. He ran away. 5, 6, 7, 8. Jesus Christ. This guy's a sadist. This guy's mad with power. I know, he's just mad.

They're going, fuck that one. Try again. Now, now go. Now you go. Those two blondes, their whole bit is just two drunk people waiting for a bus. That is never any premise. It's just a conversation.

So stupid. Of two strangers. Yeah. Except now they have British accents. Well, they were building to something, but they changed the channel. So stupid. All right, last clip I have on here

is time to go to the commercial break and let's find out who's sponsoring this giant turn of a show. Not guilty. Yeah. Well, the verdict on this round has been success. Hey. So crime is, okay.

Well, we are just at the halfway point of our show, so we are gonna go to commercial break and come back with more improv. You're listening to Sounds Funny Radio, and you're thinking, if they're using voicemail suggestions, does that mean there's a way for me to call in? That's correct!

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Ha ha ha ha. McTucker says, Carl, stop this one be quick. I know, I'm sorry. It's so bad. But they come back after this, and they play a voicemail and then there's an extended thing and James joins them on set and it was so bad. I'm like, okay, I think we got we get the point this one, but let's check out sounds funny dot pizza.

So this is these are all the fucking people involved in the show. There's like a dozen and a half people out here. They all look hilarious. Well, you can tell how funny they are, especially with some of these photos. What's crazy here is that you have all these photos of them. This one is bored, so you can't see it. There's like maybe a dozen people there to watch them perform, maybe less.

Oh, fuck, this is happening in front of like, an audience of people? This podcast isn't, but they're an improved troupe. Oh, I see. That does live shows. OK. I'm guessing they're not the next kids in the hall. Yeah, you couldn't tell. Would be by gas.

I mean, the amount of laughter in the room would be the same if there were people there. So. Oh, that's why I was confused. Just brutal. No one's laughing. That is my pick for this week. Sounds funny radio. So I believe that Andy is up next since he came in second place.

Is that correct? Is that how we do this thing? Yeah, why don't I go next? Because I had it in my head. I started off on the right track. I was, I knew I read the suggestion comedy improv and I immediately said, I'm going to do what you did and go back to something that we already covered. And I felt like I should revisit and shit on,

which was Paul Rust from that Gourley and Rust, who from that gorely and rust. I hate that guy. He ruined everything. And I went, oh, he has a career. Yeah. So he's on Comedy Bang Bang. And the thing that I went and found was Doe Boys, which those guys are all out of UCB. Yep.

And they were. I can't figure out how anyone finds them entertaining or funny at all. They were doing their thing about, because Doe Boys covers restaurants, and they were doing Jack in the Box for like the eighth time. They're out of ideas. Yeah.

So it's all improv horseshit. And I had three clips. You know, that show and guys we used to fuck. Yeah. They must have known they're not going for like four, five, six seasons with these premises, right? So they're doing these hilarious bits about how Jack from Jack and other spokesperson was like bumping people at the comedy store. And he was like a comedy legend, but fucking stupid. But then I was chatting with my boy Simon and he reminded me of Delia and I was like,

oh, right, Delia's got that show. Oh, no. And I got distracted. I completely abandoned Doe Boys. I hope it's Bill Delia, the funnier of the Delias. I'm just going to let the clip one the intro. So my point is my show is not an improv show. I got I got distracted by how bad this Delia show is.

And let's let's just watch clip one and set that up Can I translate what you just tried to say? I'm breaking the rules, but this is way better. I know people say Somebody said Andy just does whatever he wants. Yes. I'm doing it again We're rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling rolling. Oh keep rolling rolling rolling rolling. Oh my god there isn't a Delia. I think that that's... Careful. Such a nervous passenger. Oh we're speeding okay cool. Dude I don't... I'm gonna laugh a lot I can feel it. I can feel the laugh.

The worst f***ing psychic. I can absolutely feel the laugh. The worst fortune teller. Also, life's unraveling. Never had to do it. Yes I do. We haven't done life's unraveling for a while. Yes we're already sweared.

That's right lifeline. Chris and Matt Delea This is Chris's brother. Yes. Oh boy. The Unfunny to Leah You could believe it does he talk about Mountain Dew a lot? So it's an advice show people send in like that themselves talking to their phone Vice show people send in like themselves talking to their phone asking these two about advice So that guy that blew up his life trying to start a sex cult is going to tell you What you yeah, how recent is this this is this brand new right now? This is a new show so 98. Oh, we should do it like every day about that's why I

Insisted on bringing it because I brought I think last week I said have you seen the because you're talking about gold hour And I couldn't remember the name of this, but I asked you if you knew about it and you said no So it's like oh, I got a good a sex cult and the the FBI's on to me. Well, what do you think I should do? It's the only thing he's qualified for. He's like, oh, brawl, brawl. I don't know. FBI, brawl, brawl. I got you.

Duh, dud, FBI, dud, dud. Sex count, dud, dud, brawl. So you heard Matt there immediately bring up an inside joke that life is unraveling, which doesn't mean anything to anybody. Well, if you know Chris to Leah. That's like like gonna stop Chris from explaining what he means by that.

Yeah, life's unraveling is meaning, like when somebody says something like they're trying to convince themselves that. Yeah, I feel great. I love my new job. Out of the blue. When people say that out of the blue, life's unraveling. It's the best thing that ever happened to me

when they get fired. Oh, that's the most life's unraveling. Under any circumstance, if you say that's the best thing that ever happened to me your life's unraveling Yeah, of course. Yeah, also what's with those super squat era? I didn't put them there Chris did but when you hold on me Make you feel like a giant Great now that I've explained my inside joke. I'm immediately going to be distracted by Look, there's a dog with puffy tail. Look how small that water bottle is. Great.

Real, real compelling content. Every story finishes with them doing a stupid face or a silly voice. Yeah, that's the thing. And the vibe of this show is two guys with ADD disagreeing with each other as fast as they can. Can I ask Lucy a question? Yeah. Because, Christy, I don't find him can. Um, fast Lucy a question. Yeah. Because Crystal, I don't find him funny.

I don't understand his comedy. And girls are into him. Who would you rather fuck? Crystal or Matt Reif? Oh my God, that's impossible. Fuck you. No, I'm just, you know. Well, so far I'm going to go with Matt D'Alia.

Okay, Matt D'Alia wins in that one. All right. I mean, there's no redeeming qualities. Okay, Matt D'Alia wins in that one. All right. I mean, there's no redeeming qualities to him, but I understand why you're making that decision. All right. Yeah. So of course there's money to be made with this show. So Matt has to immediately start plugging the Patreon in clip three.

About the Patreon, patreon.com slash lifeline luxury. If you're not signed up for that, you hate me and our entire family and you want us to all burn painfully in hell for eternity. If you do sign up for it, you love us. So we family and you want us to all burn painfully in hell for eternity. If you do sign up for it, you love us. So we love you back. That's great. Can I not sign up three times? Yeah.

Can we tell people who already signed up to unsign? Yeah. If you go to All Apologies podcast and follow the link to our Patreon, we send rape kits to Delia fans. Oh, good. Perfect. You could do that. It's so thoughtful.

Yeah. These are just theater kids that got good. All right. Perfect. You could do. You could do that. It's helpful. Yeah. These are just theater kids that got kicked out of theater. Yes. Thank you. There is an element of they're trying to be funny off the cuff. So I think that's how I justified bringing this. But it's really not an impromptu. Well, I don't know how I can justify this. You don't want to take water.

I'll lose it last week. You can do it this way. I'll take it. Well, I don't care. All right, so in clip four, this is gonna be the classic, let's just say something in a funny way. And that adds up to a punchline. Anytime that anybody's-

Auto-ish pilot. Exactly. On autopilot with the same words they usually say, they like rattle it off with a certain cadence. What is that though? It's always the same. Everyone does it always the same. That's probably derived somehow from old time radios.

Right, right, right. Probably, wow. We gotta change it up, dude. But think about it, how would you change it up? Go to lifeline.com. Lifelinemerch.com. Just change it up, dude. Go to theprivaterecord.com. Wanna one of my sessions with Matt at matthalia.com. Come just change it up dude go on the private record calm

One of my sisters with Matt at Matt the lia.com Why but now we're doing it like that and even that's a thing see what I'm saying You can't avoid doing you don't really get the full deli effect because he's not Standing up cocking is like sticking his butt out and making a stupid face after he does it so it's not it's not the Killer was the other thing our like special material out and making a stupid face after he does it. So it's not, it's not the killer. Well, the other thing that our like special material, the show is missing is the room full producers who all laugh hysterically when someone changes the inflection of their voice or something like that. You don't have Eric Griffin tagging it production, though.

They included the little pop up there that said, price is right voice. Yeah. I understood what was happening. Yeah, I think somebody went back and watched it like, well, this is an original. Yeah, I got to do something to save this third of a show. OK. In clip five, it gets a little too bearish when they start reminiscing about infomercials that they loved watching

as children. So far, there's been no advice given up. I'll give you some of that, I can jump a little bit later. Do we used to watch infomercials so late into the night? I would wanna go to sleep and you would be like, no, no, no, no, no, come on, come on, just watch this one and it would be like somebody selling a long pole

that at the end has like a grabber, you know? And like, it's good for reaching things that are high up, you know, and it's just like calling the next however long and you get two more free. Yeah. Or like a steamer. Or like, totally. Or like.

I just want to point out real quick. What else were there in from the initials? Matt sucks at this. Because we all know tons of infomercials. I immediately thought of Donald LePri. I was gonna do my Donald LePri repression. I'm not gonna do that. But this guy couldn't think of one actual thing

that was out of infomercial, he could have referenced some of the show in. Wow. Yeah, shit, wow, something fun, that tape that you could put on a boat in fucking Michigan. This guy couldn't think of fucking anything with that. And so because it was something that's not even a thing,

he's like, remember that? Like, no. Remember how they'd be like offers, you could buy one, get one for you. It gets even worse though. Yes, that's what an infomercial is Yeah, or like a steamer or like totally or like a dicer dude a dice everything that dices well the number one

The same person dude a dicer dude dude a dicer dude a dicer One thing though was uh how something could help you make money Yeah, remember the guy in the vidler money coat? Yeah, oh Oh, I hated that guy. Yes. I hated that guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well Riddler money coat? Yeah. Oh, I hated that guy. Yes. I hated that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, who was that guy? The Riddler money guy? You know who we're talking about, right Chris? How could you just be the Riddler? Like he was just like had a bit like that a question marks it was dollar bills. Oh, the only difference though. Oh, so it was okay. Got it. The money was different. The

money riddler. He's wrong about that. It was question marks Yeah, this is this I'm going to insist that I'm right even though I'm completely wrong and Then I'm gonna be I'm gonna insist on giving you advice. I was right Matthew. Let's go. Yeah, I fucking met this guy I was at some convention decades ago, and he was there anyway. Yeah, yeah, you're right They're like how did he get away with that? Just being the riddler. Wasn't the riddler? Yeah.

He wasn't coming with riddles. He just told you how to apply for grants from the government. But he was wearing like a rindler outfit. I guess. I don't think it was. I can't even come up with a Ron Popeal, maybe the most classic. Yeah, I know. There's so many.

I know. That's what I mean. When he said the money guy thought he was talking about down the breed. Yeah. up with Ron Popeal, maybe the most classic info guy. When he said the money guy thought he was talking about Donald the Prey. Yeah, I did too. I almost did my impression. Stop teasing. If you had a bank, $30,000 a month from your one bedroom apartment, I will tell you how

to do it. I'll tell you how to hang yourself in Prey's. Yeah, I'm only got too far with this He was my favorite. Yeah, I watched every dollar for you. Thank you I like people who just like show off their wealth and they like buy a conversion to show you like how amazing their life is No, this is me walking out of beach. I owe this beach Who are you, Thompson girl? It's so funny you say that because I've been researching a story about that rapper, Soulja Boy, beefing with this guy blue face that's in prison.

And all Soulja Boy does is hold up a big stack of money. He's just fanning it out and saying that, like laughing at this guy because he's in jail. Oh, we should definitely, that's cool. But you gotta have bitches too. That's the other thing you don't have in jail. Like that's like really flaunting. Oh yeah, he said you're eating pork and beans

and dong in jail. And I got all this money. I should send you the clip for W-A-T-S. That's fun. But so they do get a listener submission about this woman who said, I love you to a guy on the fourth date. They cover that a little bit.

But then they go into this guy who told somebody, this woman that lives in his building, like every time you get in the elevator with her, she stinks. So this whole next portion of the show is about this guy asking how to handle that. And he went to the woman's ex-boyfriend and was just like like why does she stink and then the boyfriend went back and told his girlfriend That this guy said she stinks and it's just fall out from that

At any rate that's neither here nor there with the real the real reason I'm explaining this second idea I think I have a drop for that But I'm only setting that up because Matt and Chris are not going to be on the same page with the advice to give this guy. So in clip six, this is where we get to see the quick comedic timing genius of Chris DeLia crafting a joke seemingly out of nowhere

based on what Matt's talking about. Well, let me affect you to your core right now. I once went on a date with a girl who was genuinely a great person. I knew her for a long time before we went on a date. We had a nice little innocent kiss at the end of the date. I have never tasted rat poison But no all I thought was

There's rat poison inside this person because it it just Completely consumed me it was like I like almost gagged onto her face Jesus. It was so bad Jesus like this. Oh You ever have poison That was the joke. Wow already made. How does he do it? How does he come up with these witty punch lines? I Like how Carl pointed out that there should be producers like overdoing it with a laughing, but you just hear a producer go That's the right reaction Okay, now it's time to riff. And a guy.

I like how he like. So Matt thought he was going to come up with something very comedic and funny. Yeah, I've never tasted a rat poison. He's like, but it's probably like what that would taste. This girl's mouth. I guess what I'm saying. Help me out. Does that poison taste icky?

That was terrible. This guy sucks. So I set up that they were talking about this woman's B.O. So that and they're going to this is going to get into them kind of thinking. Think that's the thing about brothers is they have the same point of reference. You know, I know this, of course. Yeah, we seem seemingly have the same point of reference, you know, I know this of course Yeah, we have seen seemingly have the same thoughts, but they are gonna get into family tree centric one-upsmanship in this clip and it's so

Annoying at the funniest thing that ever happened. Oh Everyone is like that is actually thought the same like, that'd be funny story when you get when when if when you guys work out. Yeah. I thought it before you but it's it's cool. I thought in dad's balls. I thought it in grandpa Bam's balls. Where'd you think it? I thought in whoever grandpa Bams whoever great great great grandfather father balls are. Oh, okay. So you have the memories don't know whose balls it was. I

Like the better when you and your brother were saying I know you are but one of my yeah We're gonna work out in 20 minutes on the all-apologies podcast the fuck was that it's the most juvenile Yeah, I just did a 23 in me and about a party and your thoughts. I had a caveman's balls I do it back then. Well, what are we doing? Are you win it. I can't go back further than that. You got me. Infinity balls. What are you talking about? Infinity balls. And now they're going to try and say that the guy that's asking for the advice is a bonehead

for just even putting himself in this position. Oh, she often doesn't shower for all right So that's okay, man. That's so much supposing going on that is just crazy It is a lot of supposing but it here's why I suppose it it's such a specific thing to say with authority and conviction Which he did he wasn't like it smelled like she hadn't showered for a couple weeks He said she really did and she really hadn't showered for a couple weeks. He said she really did and she really hadn't showered for a couple weeks. That is like claiming that tap.

So here's the deal. He is either a bonehead idiot liar. No, not a liar. He learned it. He's not a liar. No, that is too specific to claim. He's a bonehead. He told the ex that she smells bad.

He's a bonehead. You're a bonehead. It's fine. He seems like a nice guy. My advice to you is stop being a bonehead. Honestly, this kind of guy seems like he'd be in my circle. I like this guy. Yeah, fine. It seems like a nice guy. My advice to you is stop being a bonehead. Honestly, I This kind of guy seems like he'd be in my circle. I like this. Yeah, he would 100% be friends to you and I would be like that's such a bonehead dude. I love it. Yeah. Yeah, so wanna fuck man. Nope. Yeah, I

Don't want to fuck anybody now. I know I'm sorry. This is a dry idea What is this personality type because I hate it? Spaz kid turns into spaz man. Well, OK, never had a friend. Well, it's spazzy with confidence. Oh, no spaz. Patty C. Cups. He's like, no, there's no confidence. You kidding me?

Oh, he's got enough questioning himself every second. Yeah, because there's something about the energy. They both have it. They're both bringing it. I hate it. It's really fucking annoying. There's an entitlement to it, too. There's a you guys are listening to my every word, right? This is really compelling. No, no, you're not interesting. But they they both are bringing that same energy from different directions because they're going to get into a semantic disagreement about what the guy said in the video. That's my favorite part of disagreement. I think Matt is trying to say,

he said it's like this, like a metaphor. And Chris is like, no, he literally said it. And they go and watch it all over again. And let's see who was right. You, I get mad at you for assuming stuff. I get mad. But here assuming stuff. I get mad. But here's why I'm not assuming. He said it.

So what I'm, you're assuming. You're assuming he made a thing up. I'm assuming he knows it. You're doing the assuming. I'm not the assume, you're the assume. It's a bit of a colloquialism to be like, ah, yeah, he smelled bad in sheriff for weeks. No, but it can be, but the way he said it sounded

like he had conviction. Oh, why don't we listen to it again? Okay, wow. Why don't we listen to it again? Can't believe how hung up you are on this. Well, is it me that's hung up on it? Or is it you that's hung up on it? Yes, cause you're, keep bringing it up.

Okay, all right, fine, I'm fine with that. It's me that's hung up on it. I like to be hung up on it. I want to hear it again. Okay. Just a side note, they both look like they stink. Yes. Yeah.

Yeah. They should know about this. I know. It's probably why it's such a big deal for both of them. So it turns out, yet again, Matt Lea is fucking wrong. It should not be on an advice show giving advice to anybody, but it's not going to stop him in this last clip from trying to turn it around and him owning up, being a bigger man and trying to turn it into a win.

He actually said specifically, like, yeah, the pause through me, but you're right. Look, look, here's who I am. I'm such an enormous, I'm such an enormous man. You're not getting out of this. I'm such a big man. It's not a good thing what you did. I have such a big mind and heart.

No. And it is open, my mind and my heart. What you did was wrong. That if I am wrong, I am immediately willing to admit it and change my view to accommodate the more correct view. I am a great man. No. And this is evidence of it. Don't try. Don't try. I hate all of that. You might win. This is like children bickering, right? Yeah. Somebody posted in the comment. That's not a little while ago. Like somehow Andy found a show that's worse than it prop shows. It's hard to do, but wow. Lifeline. Name a more iconic comedic duo. I'll wait. All right. Well, Andy, good presentation. I did not know that existed. How many podcasts

does Kristalia have? Does he not want to spend any time with his family? I know he's avoiding his family as much as possible. Whatever happened to canceling people? I mean, canceling doesn't mean anything now. You know, you can go on to have 10 shows. You can't even cancel guys who run sex cults anymore. What is this world that we live in? That's good to know. You know, but you fuck one goat. All right, Lucy, you're bringing up the rear today. Yeah. So I'm excited to see what you brought to us. All right. Well, I brought a real podcast that is also improv.

We're going to be checking out. It's hard for some people. I'm sorry. I don't know. We're going to be checking out. It's hard for some people. I'm sorry. I don't know. We're going to be checking out. So I had to listen to a couple of episodes, the starts of a couple of episodes to understand exactly what was going on. Their website says that they are a place to practice, perform, record and share your live audio shows. So this is effectively an improv podcast that is a public access TV show or an open mic user generated.

Yes. That's a terrible idea. It's the worst idea. It's so, so horrible. Oh, no. So in the episode that we are going to be checking out today, we are going to be listening to Diedels, who is the host of the show. Oh, yeah, yeah. Deedles is a Zappa, right?

Yeah, he's the guitarist. Yeah, yeah. For sure, the same. And Deedles is going to host a radio news style show. So let's check that out and clip one. Baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby, baby only online morning news show news. Is it news? No, just morning show improvised on the internet. Fucking thing sucks! I think I saw Carl actually like, shudder.

I did. I was like, oh my gosh, no, come on. Yeah. So she's going to explain, she spends a very long time actually getting into the news. She does a couple little fake news segments, and then she explains that they use a generator for topics. So everybody who comes on the show is going to have some sort of topic generated for them, which means it's going to get really exciting and be totally not nonsensical at all. So her first attempt at improv is going to be in clip two, and this is going to be an improvised news segment that she does. Yeah, flashy fixes the same thing.

She I thought that was a do do. That's a she. D.O. I don't know. Oh, OK. I don't know. And yeah, that was like that was when this guy, you know, he was a security officer and he there was a big trial there regarding him just stealing security footage from local department stores. OK.

Yes. So she just I'm pretty sure that her topic was just. Is she making this up? Yes. Is this is her this is her improv. So she said it wasn't a news show, but I guess it is a new show, but it's made up news. Yes. Well, who doesn't want that in the morning?

Yeah, it's not a real morning show going back to bed. So this would be like if you're reading the onion and the words are just being typed like if you're reading the onion and the words are just being typed in while you're reading it. All right. In clip three, she is going to have her first guest onto the show, which is really just going to be giving us giving her a chance to flex her voice acting skills. We've got Darlene Levaki here and Darlene can you tell us a little bit more? Yes I can, Dave. Yeah, Lindsey showed up to the courthouse in a all pink, all pink and that's what she wore the entire trial.

Shut the fuck up ass wipe and suck my cock. What I know. Is this an adult? This is an adult. Oh, God. So this is the host of this particular episode. Imagine there will be other guests that we will get to check out. Don't worry. Are all the guests this person?

No, there are real actual other human beings. I thought it was going to be like your ghost inspector. All right. The only guy making up all his friends. It's possible. We know we don't know, I guess. But because this is a radio show, any time that you listen to a morning radio show,

you know that there's going to be commercials. So in clip four, we are going to go to commercial. In case you're just joining, this is good morning. Is there the only internet. In case you're just wondering, this is Good Morning, is there? The only internet-improvised morning show happening today. And we're about to call up a few guests in just a moment, but first we're going to go to a commercial. You know, it's up to you folks and who wants to show up.

Okay? So we're going to go to a commercial and we'll be right back. Folks, I just, in here, as part of the... She had no idea where she was going with that. She could have been like, this is Dad's LaPri and I don't want to tell you. I'm so sorry. I don't want to tell you. So much better. The only part of this show that's not improvised is the description of this show, and she forgot the word improv.

What the fuck is going on? Terrible. This literally sounds like what every kid does when they get one of those tape recorders and record themselves. And they're like, oh, look at me. I'm on the radio. Right. That's what this sounds like.

But this is a regular podcast that adults participated for some reason. Because I would have blown her away as a seven year old. Yeah, I know. I got the tapes to prove it. I've heard some of your words. That's pretty good stuff. Master K comes in.

OK, so we're going to get back to the show in clip five, and we are going to get to meet another guest who is a real actual other guest. Okay, so we're going to go back to the show. You hear this song again. All right, folks, welcome back to Good Morning News, Bear. This is Dietels. You're a host.

And we're going to be bringing on somebody in just a moment. So we're going to welcome to the Morning Show family. Let's see if I can get a name. We're going to go here. Here he comes, Rocco, the indelible memory card reader's Galzetti. Let's put your palms together for Rocco. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Yeah, this is a span.

No, any other pieces of music. No, another number. Come on, guys. It's a it's a radio show. They got to have that brand in, you know. OK, good point. Yeah. Yeah. That's important. So in clip six, Rocco, the memory card reader,

is going to gift memory cards to the audience, which makes no sense because this is a radio show. So they're going to hand them out and it's a little odd. But on the plus side, both Rocco and Dietels are very committed to the improv. Every memory card that are the members of your audience now have, you know, we see they're passing them out. Yeah, there we go.

And you can use memory card and you get a use memory card and you get a use memory card. Right. Now wonder they tell jokes about their CP hour with those memory cards. Yeah. Good luck deleting all that CP we just gave you. He finds her other way. I thought it was going to be Gary from San Diego. A twink, a blink and a stink.

So read your memory card. That's what I was hoping for. So the memory card reader guy gives out memory. I thought it was actually memory card reader. Yeah, that's what I was hoping for. So the memory card reader guy gives out memory. I thought it was actually memory card reader. Yeah, that's what I was expecting to. So they go on on this bit for a very long time. It's extremely confusing. They go on.

I do like the Oprah reference, though. No one does that. Really? He's never been done before. You feel like you really enjoyed that? Finally, someone's referencing that time that Oprah gave away the cards. It's really, really wonderful stuff.

Yeah, the memory card, it's so stupid. And it was so hard to understand. The memory card thing is just that this guy is an expert on memory cards. Sometimes he recommends that you don't delete all that CP that for sure exists on the memory cards, because you might find something interesting there And then they do like a whole little bit about well, what might you find which is a disaster old files

Yeah Pictures of your fucking parents anniversary gives a shit So alright D. Dels and Rocco are kind of failing they are not enough So they're gonna add in yet another guy to do more improv. They forget to introduce this guy. But this new guy is going to explain to us that he is relevant in the conversation about memory cards.

And the advantage of an open mic podcast format is that everyone is bringing their own technology to this. Of course, but like before this, I was actually a local dog walker and to be frank, I didn't really find much joy with with my job because I feel it didn't feel like I was a local dog small but he has just a local dog walker. He's not like me. Tour of the nation. How is this being recorded? Also, it's could it sound? It's barely being recorded.

It's like, do they have microphones on track phones, like burner phones? They're using AOL. Yeah. It's really impressive how many people that call in. I don't know exactly what the format is, but it's impressive how many people that call in. I don't know exactly what the format is, but it's impressive how many people have horrible technology and they do absolutely nothing to try to correct that. They just let people talk like this the entire episode.

It almost reminds me of Spuel, that website where if you can't sing karaoke very well, but you want to show off how bad you are, you could do that and put it on a website. It's like these people do it with Patrick Michael. You can't even complete a sentence without ums and uhs and stutters and stammer's and like, you know what I should do? I should probably record myself and put it on the internet. Yes. A great idea. Smart. The only advantage of all of this bad technology is that it allows

the host, Detles, to really flex her comedic timing. Sadly, just forgotten memory cards and these just sad to be funny. I feel as though we should just. Oh no, his mic is cut out. Oh, yeah, I think. I'm wondering if Tyron here is. Maybe he ran out of memory. Hey, yo, that's what we're talking about.

Memory cards. Pretty good. They got a joke. Only took him 20 seconds to get there. It only took them 45 seconds to get there too. It only took them 45 minutes to get there. Is the answer to that question? I better step in and save it.

All right. So they end up adding yet another guest. Okay, good. And this guest works on a pot farm, not a marijuana farm, but cooking pots. I'm assuming that his prompt from the generator was pots, and then he tried to go the hilarious route of I work on a pot farm. But really, he was like, it's a factory, don't get mad at me sort of stuff. So they're going to circle back around because of this. How does she not hate my guts?

I hate your guts. You spent so how many episodes you listen to of this? Who fucking meant this is all one episode. This is one episode. Terrible. All right. You told them to keep it short, right? It's short. Mine's shorter than his.

OK, no, mine's shorter than his. Okay. No, mine's shorter than his. I'll prove it. See, that's good improv. All right. So they're going to circle back around to the worst joke that they have made so far in clip nine. Well, I'm still learning. Actually, as a part of our motion this morning

We are gonna gift everybody a pot from lean anyone's pot farm So you're gonna get a pot and you're gonna get a pot and you're gonna get a We did that one Improv if you just do the same shit over and over again two times in one episode. Oh Jesus Came to bring up your VJJ at least. It's not great. And I would like to point out that if you don't mind playing my bonus clip 10, we just got way too much of this. Thank you for coming on.

It's going to be the new outro for this show. Nice. Yeah. All right. So that was Uzbear. And if you're interested, you can join their membership for five dollars a month as Sludge Cub, ten dollars a month as Crud Koala, or fifteen dollars a month for Slime Panda. No one's signing up for any of those things. I'm aware of that. That's not even.

Those are silly names to that like Kuzuru and bags. Those are cool names to sign up for. Got that sucked. Thank you. User generated things usually suck. Speaking of user generated. Goody two shoes set this in for his little promo clip. I'm close fucking footed, you ass wipes. Speaking of ass wipes, Tom Myers sent in another copyright takedown on YouTube. He keeps doing this. Every time we put a video of him up,

he tries to get it taken down for a copyright violation. And every time YouTube forwards me the email and they say, we're not going to take any action. You've done nothing wrong. And Tom never learns from this. He thinks that one of these days, YouTube is going to have his back on this and figure it out. Tom, we're allowed to play clips of your show.

Yeah. Fucking idiot. He's just trying to be a fly in the ointment. I don't know. I think he's just a really dumb guy. I think he's just a moron because trying the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Doesn't that mean you're kind of stupid? Yeah. OK. And I thought. Yeah.

I don't know if he thinks it's going to eventually work. Yeah, like a lottery. Well, today's my day. Right. I'm excited. This time you two will see it my way for sure. Speaking of fucking dumb people really would need to win a lottery to make any fucking money. What I'm going to do today will shock many of you. I am going to prove that stuttering John Melendez is a moron.

What? You had a shadow of a doubt. I don't know. I am going to prove that stuttering John Melendez is a moron. What? You had the shadow of a doubt. I don't know. After today's presentation, everyone will realize that John is a dumb idiot. I want to start off as you guys know, I did a special extra episode this week because John had put out a tweet showing a photo of my mother father and brother with their names on it with some joke about my dad having cancer and people were not thrilled with John for doing that it

seemed like kind of a dick move didn't really make a lot of sense wasn't a funny joke didn't really move the needle in the direction he was hoping it would so all these people on the Davengers Anonymous were talking about what Peter Shitjohn is and John took the tweet down. So then I do the show. John doesn't know about that. He goes on his show Sunday night.

And for two hours, it's pretty much this. Christina Marie called us and threatened us. She says, Christina, I don't know who you are. But I- Yes, you do. You've talked to her many times. We're talking about- Yeah.

You correspond with her all the time. You've talked about her all the time. Okay. Who are, but I do know that, you know, again- What kind of nervous he is. He's like, oh, do I do something wrong? I don't know what I did. I don't know what's going on. I thought it was public knowledge. So You know, it's just I had no idea

Sometimes I make mistakes. It's what pencils have erases. I thought everybody I thought that was like a known thing How the fuck am I gonna know? You know, I don't watch a show, so I just thought it was public knowledge. Then Sly became a YouTube member. And I immediately took it down when somebody said it wasn't. So what do you want from me? You know? I mean, you know, I had no idea. I don't even know if it's true.

I don't even know if it's true. So how do we even know it's true? I don't know. Fucking hell. I also think the car doesn't have sex with his wife. Is that a breaking hippo law? I don't fucking know. So why did you post it if you don't know that it's true that my father is recovering from cancer?

Then why did you post a joke about it? I don't even know. What are you guys talking about? I didn't break any laws. I don't even know. So we got real nervous. People started saying that my father is recovering from cancer, then why did you post a joke about it? I don't even know, what are you guys talking about? I didn't break any laws, I don't even know. So we got real nervous, people started saying like, I don't think you're allowed to post that, John, and all this stuff.

So you can see, that's John going, oh shit, did I just step in it? And this is, oh go ahead, Lizzie. As soon as he did this, and you did the emergency broadcast, I was like, he's absolutely gonna double down on the fact that he didn't think that it was true that he was just making a joke, that he, who even knows if this is gonna on the fact that he didn't think that it was true that he was just making a joke Yeah, he the who even knows if this is gonna be the I didn't even know so for some reason John I

Guess he thinks that everyone forgot that Lepper just 7750 is his sock account on Reddit because he posted on Shoe is anonymous John never made fun of his father, nor did he wish him dead. Man, you guys love to lie about things out here. Why are you speaking to the third person? We know that's you, John.

As the next person says, you dumb fuck. He's so stupid. Cocaine's a hell of a drug. You seriously forgot that you've already outed yourself by this account, John? Wow, menza. You can forgot that you've already outed yourself by this account, John. Wow, menza. Can't beat this. Can't beat this. Oh, man, he is impressively dumb. His own worst enemy. All right. So then he gets on his show last night. And Vince, the

lawyer did a show that vindicated everything that John did and John watched that show and he quickly turned from the oh shit what's gonna happen to me am I gonna get arrested am I gonna lose my youtube channel I break the TOS what's going on very nervous backtracking I don't even know what he mean what did I do I took it down. Yeah, what do you want me to do? And then in just 48 hours, celebrating how amazing he is, taking victory laps. But before he does that, I have to play you this clip because this is John's doing this thing where he always corrects people's spelling and grammar.

And so people are just fucking with him now and he's not picking up on it. You know, because he's just a stupid idiot. Skin, shine, beauty, story, all see, there's a box Since now here we go again. I'm not gonna do it again, but misspelled your So far you behind these doors, but now we misspelled your again. Now I have to see this is the thing You should know that in the first sentence, when they reverse the two yours, he's fucking with you. And Jai goes, this guy's a fucking idiot.

Now I gotta explain this to him. It's better at the end. Oh, I know, I know. He spells, everyone's spelling bifoon wrong on purpose because that's what he triggered it out, can't mean. And he's not picking up on it. He's going, and he's spelled bifoon wrong too. I can't believe everyone's an idiot.

He's so stupid. Since you're meaning you are, Y-O-U, possibly RE, that's what it should've been, so far behind on your child support. Now, that should've been the Y-O-U are. Reminder on our Patreon this weekend, we'll be finishing up John's book, and also reading the emails that recently leaked from Jimmy Dabbles

and looking at all the typos and misspellings and everything that he does grammatically incorrect just to remind John that you're the idiot stop correcting people. They're fucking with you. You are with the Mine yeah, just trying to prep for his next substitute teaching job Maybe yeah, maybe he wants to do English because he was math and then science. Maybe he's like proving He's brought child support. Yeah Beach The chat should support your family Support Susanna's company skin shine beauty star LC a lot of good info there. You're a dead boot

Deadbeat buffoon. And he's got. Correctly. Stumbled over that. I get this idiot. And can't spell that correctly. OK, so smug too. I know I love smug John.

We think he's smarter than other people. No, they're actually fucking with you, idiot. That's how dumb you are. You're literally super cut. You die job too. So it looks bad. So when Andy came over to the studio today, he goes, I don't know, people feed you stuff that's going on with John.

But he wiped his nose out of shirt yesterday. I go, no, I have that. I was watching the way you don't have it. I definitely have that. This is and what John likes to do is he likes to go, oh, you're going to clip this now playing on your show is if that makes us so we can't make fun of him anymore. The guy is literally in his disgusting 500 square foot

apartment in the valley, wiping snot on his t-shirt while he's podcasting on his show and declaring victory over me. But now I'm attacking him. and declaring victory over me. But now I'm attacking him. Oh. Oh. Oh. Oh my God.

Stuttered John's weapon in his nose with a shirt. Holy shit emergency episode. Look at that. See how gross it is. Look at that, it's got snot in his shirt. Yeah, that's not normal, dude. It's fucking disgusting. When he pulled up the shirt for the third time,

there was a huge stain on there, a huge snot mark. At first, when he started doing that, I was like, oh, it's going to be performative. It's going to be his stupid bullshit. And then I saw the disgusting wet mark on his shirt and I was like, oh, no, does not matter. No, we're the idiots. Yeah, because we got it on it, obviously. Well, remember he used to have a box of Kleenex. He went through that.

Then I think the last time we were watching him, he had like just a big long thing of toilet paper. Yeah, toilet paper. Now he's run out of that. Yeah, so I was just going to his shirt. So he's just going to his shirt now. You know. Go to the fucking store and buy some Kleenex.

You know he doesn't have laundry in his building either. That would take up half the fucking place. So now he's got to go to the office. And all my change. Yeah, right. And figure that out. Okay. Change. Right. And figure that out. OK, so John, as I said, watched Vince, the lawyer show. And because John is lazy and incapable of making any type of argument himself,

he decides that he's just going to play what. And I'm sure Vince sent him the timestamps and the links and everything. It said, hey, I expose Carl. I got this for you buddy, you can play this, cause John can't do it himself. So this is John talking about Vids. And by the way, Lady Kay, trust me, I'm more friends with Vince than you are,

I'm more friends with Vince than surely will ever be. That's a fact, Jack. You think that's a good thing? You can have them, all yours buddy, have fun with that. Have a good time with that troll. We'll have a lot of fun together. This is the thing about John. He's so stupid that it doesn't matter that Vince the lawyer who's also muttering Jay on Twitter has done everything to talk shit about John's kids. He did a whole video watching the speeches. The thing that John gets more upset about than anything else.

Muddering Jay was tweeting at the school district that he eventually got fired from. Vince, the lawyer's on more shit to fuck with John in real life than anyone. And John goes, but he also doesn't like Lady K. So he's a good guy. Imagine being this stupid and this desperate for friendship. He's so desperate to have someone in his corner.

He's like, oh, Vince, Vince is making fun of Carl today. I'm team Vince now. It's pathetic. You guys deserve each other. All right. So this is if anyone's watching Vince's show. So Vince, what he does, he doctors video. He does it all the time.

He makes it up. He lies all the time. He makes shit up. He lies all the time. He pretends things are funny that aren't funny. And this really, I think the reason why he did this was to just fuck with John directly, knowing that John would fall for this. So, John put out this tweet that we talked about. And now Vince is going to act like that was a funny joke. No, not having a loser son like Carl, I'm fucking cancer. So you hear

him laughing in the background as he's playing my video, reading the tweezer. Ha ha ha ha. Well, that's not, that's not enough. You know, usually when you hear a joke, the second time it's not as funny, third time be even less funny, fourth, fifth, but Vince is just hysterical about this. I hope poor Bob recovers from what he is going through.

No, not having a loser son like Carl, I'm talking cancer. Ha ha ha ha. I don't know, I think that's funny. It is funny. And John's one is a joke. Yeah, someone can explain to me what's funny about that. I'd love to. It's funny because you can't listen. John is such a dope that he sits there and he sees

Vince laughing at it and he's like, yeah, it is funny. It's a fake laugh retard. He doesn't think it's funny. It's a fake laugh retard. He doesn't think it's funny. No one thinks that's funny. No one in the history of joke telling would think that's a good joke. It's not well written. It's not well crafted. I'm not saying it's offensive. People took offense to it because you have a photo of my father. You have his name on there. It's kind of a shitty thing to do. But no one was saying like, oh my gosh, this is too cruel. It's just not funny.

Where you failed was writing a good joke about my dad having cancer. That's where you fucked up. So the thing is, is that John is such a narcissist is that if he sees someone laughing at something that he wrote or said, then he immediately is glued to that. It's just like, this person is validating me and I am awesome. And therefore I now like that person and Vince, the lawyer and muttering Jay does this to John cyclically over and over and over again.

They manipulate them. They get them into their goodwill and then they break it and then they get them back in again and then they break it. I mean, he's had a falling out with Vince three times in the last week. It's fucking insane. Only three. I then I'm counting. I don't know. I got other things in the last week. It's fucking insane. Only three. Then I'm counting. I don't know.

I got other things to do in my life about just doing that. The laughing thing also, any time that Vince laughs, like any time that they're friends, Vince is on the show. Vince laughs, then John laughs. And then Vince goes, oh, my kids love the sound of your laugh. They just think it's the greatest. John falls for it every time. He's just like, I know I'm entertaining. I can't help it laugh. They just think it's the greatest. John falls forward every time. We just, I know, I'm entertaining.

I don't know. It's just one of those great things. Just so entertaining. Yeah. Kids sound like losers. Yeah. Vincous kids sound like fucking losers. If their favorite entertainer is Stuttery Chamblendas,

those are a couple fucking losers right there, if that's true. And Vince keeps saying that it's true. So that's the like, conclusion you can come to from that. So it's so funny. John has one person supporting him here and he's completely changed his tune. Remember this is the tweet that he took down. He's like, I took it down. I didn't know I took it down. That's my best of the races. You know, he goes through the whole thing. They put on an ill fitting hat. Yeah. So this clip right here, this is the chef's kiss from this little package that we have today. Because Vince takes a collar and the collar goofs on John's grandson in a way that should

infuriate him. You know, I jokingly said, those kids sound like losers. I don't know who they are. I don't care. He just dedicated his book to them and so I made a joke knowing that pisses John off. But this should very much piss John off. It was like, if it was in a roast battle and John ended with that joke, he would have won.

Like that was awesome. So the caller is obviously being sarcastic. It's not a good joke. So he's like, if there's a roast battle, I mean, he wins. That's it. The whole place goes fucking nuts and the show. And John's going, yeah, it's not a good joke. So he's like, if there's a roast battle, I mean he wins That's it. You know the whole place goes fucking nuts and and the show and John's going yep Yep, and then let me back it up again so you can hear what he says after that I was like if it was in a roast battle and John ended with that with that joke He would have won. Yeah, like that was awesome

You know John's daughter has a severe mental illness and and they've been making fun of that for years now. So he just said, John's daughter has a severe mental illness, meaning that the trans son is mentally ill and that's why that person changed their gender. So, John, you don't say anything about that. You wouldn't play on your show. Either you don't give a fuck about your kid or you're a moron

There's one or the other that's the only two things No, you lead with a compliment with this asshole He doesn't even see Vince give a little nod about the mental illness right which Vincent said many times About the trans community. These people are, he says they're mentally ill. So John just goes, oh, we disagree about that. We don't agree. Yeah, we don't agree. It's the show that John, the producer reached out to John where he was goofing about his own kids. Yeah. Going back. Yeah. Is this similar to that? Like someone's in his corner laughing with him. He'll say anything to keep

it going. You're talking about Dan Fulato has. Yes, thank you. I couldn't think of it. Podcasts on already show that never got released. Yeah. Well, yeah, if John's getting a laugh, it doesn't matter. And that's the thing is that John proves over and over again,

he does not care about his family. We're seeing that and all these emails that are leaking. Oh, yeah. Susanna and all that stuff, which you know. It is evident. Yeah, it's very evident he doesn't care about his family at all. He wasn't paying child support, wasn't supporting his wife who was working three jobs just to keep a roof over their heads. And also, let's not forget, John was very quick to throw Knight under the bus as

soon as he got an opportunity to make Anthony Cumea look bad on television. So for that VICE doc, he for $300 gave them the screen grab of the tweet that Anthony put out. So this harmful hurtful tweet that his poor son has been struggling with ever since, John's like, yeah, put this on TV. Yeah, let's refresh that memory. Yeah, let's let's definitely make that the conclusion of this two part documentary series about shock jocks. Good job, John. Way to think about your kids. Way to

put your kids first. Wow. You're killing it. You're doing a great job over there. Alright, so this is John's big gotcha. This is the one and this is where John so easily manipulated. He really is stupid because Vince is going to do something. This is what Vince does. Vince likes to pause things at certain times, take things out of context, change what was said or what was done.

I mean, he did this famously with Shuley on the show. We were ripping on who knows, probably Southern China, whoever we're ripping on. Good guess. And Vince doctored the video, so it made it look like we were talking about Shuli. And Shuli caught on, because he knows how Vince is, and he's just like, that's not about me.

Girl didn't say it about me. But this is what Vince does to get people riled up and excited. This is the big gotcha. This is why John's doing his victory lap. Humors to make light of things that, what I'm explaining here, so they're playing clips of my show from Sunday, the emergency broadcast.

So what I'm explaining here is I'm not offended by cancer jokes. And the point I'm trying to make is I like dark humor. I appreciate dark humor, so I'm not just like this pussy who's going, you can't joke about cancer, that's fucked up. So in order to illustrate that, I said I don't think anything should be off limits.

Humor is to make light of things that are uncomfortable and sad and brutal. I mean, you can make jokes about genocide and the Holocaust like. Okay. I love Germans. They're like, you can make jokes about genocide and the Holocaust,

but don't make any jokes about my dad having cancer. Not what I said? So Vince just ended the sentence for me. Yeah. I didn't say that at all. I didn't say you can't make jokes about my dad having cancer. But Vince said that. And now John is so fucking stupid

that he thinks that I said it, even though I did not. Spoken like a true German. Spoken like a true German. Spoken like a 1943, a year 1943 German. You can make jokes about the Holocaust, but you can't make a cancer joke. You are a fucking idiot, Carl. No, you are. I didn't say that.

You just heard Vince say that. You didn't hear me say that, But you were manipulated that easily. Vince obviously sent him that timestamp. Hey, we got we got him, John, play this on your show because John could have easily might that video still up. He could have played it himself and analyze it. Yeah, but he's playing Vince playing it. Oh, yeah. And lying about it. Like Vince fight his battle for it. Right. Also, I don't think there's a lot of Germans joking about the Holocaust in 1943. I don't think that was a big topic of humor.

At that time, you're going to night clubs and things. I don't think that was what they were talking about. They're trying to keep. What are you? Yeah. They're kind of trying to play like, no, they're just they're going to go away for the summer. It's fine. They like it.

You are truly a fucking idiot. You think I'm an idiot. Yes Did you guys just hear what he said? Did you hear what I said? John thinks he just heard something I said that I did you can make jokes about the Holocaust and genocide But you can't make jokes about his dance cancer. John really thinks that I just said that. You did.

I did not. John's a fucking idiot. And what's great is that John always steps in it when he's being smug. He's just like, this fucking Carl guy is so stupid. Did you hear what he just said? The thing that Vince said that he said, that he didn't actually play the clip-off, because it wasn't actually said that way at all because that's not the point I was making I'm actually I'm really glad that you explained this because I was

listening to this yeah and I could not for the life of me figure out what the fuck his point was yeah you're totally right and that he thought that you said the words that Vince said correct like thanks that I said it's hilarious to talk about the Holocaust but if anyone brings up my dad having cancer then I'm gonna get real upset Never said by me. Yeah, I was like Not the way I operate that he's like away and John just is so happy with us They're like you can make jokes about genocide and the Holocaust But don't make any jokes about my dad having cancer. Wow. I don't even know if Carl even heard himself say that.

I didn't. That's a. I didn't hear myself say it. You said it. It's such a fucking moron. And it was. Simpletons fall for this kind of thing. Well, yeah.

So I understand why Vince does this because idiots will hear that Vince said that that's what you just heard. Did you hear that thing that you just heard? Well, it's not what anyone heard, but OK, sure. I mean, that's literally what anyone heard, but okay, sure. I mean, that's literally gaslighting someone. But that episode is more to spotlight how low John will sink. No shit. I mean, it was a series of tweets that were not funny in any single way.

You kept doubling down on it. Yeah. Vince, the lawyer, a.k.a. muttering Jay was on their rooting for up on there. Also, you know, he didn't find, though the lawyer a.k.a. muttering Jay was on their rooting for him on there Also, you know, he didn't find though that material somebody gate probably Vince gave him all those pictures And then instead do what you will John and he had nothing. Yeah, it was pathetic. Yeah No, it wasn't a good joke. It wasn't one. Yeah, no one was enjoying it Even the people who hate me and there's plenty of those people don't think that's a funny joke. Yeah, no one thinks that's a good joke That's a huge huge

comparison genocide and The Holocaust but don't you dare reference the fact that my dad publicly disclosed that he has cancer assuming that he did good one He's also the other thing John likes to do is just fabricate takes Because he he was making Light of your wife's weight Yeah, it's really gonna upset you when it's provably false. I'm sorry, I don't mean to jump ahead.

No, no, no, let's finish up with this first. This is where John really doesn't understand what he just saw or what's going on here. And Vince, if you're watching, give me that clip without you stopping it because I wanna post that right onto my Twitter Carlson, it's okay to make jokes about genocide and the Holocaust

but not cancer He will be the laughing stock of the comedy community Which is kind of what you would shoot for. Yeah, I know. You're a success. Everyone's laughing at this guy. Yeah. So how funny is that? So John wants to reveal that it doesn't exist. I need the clean version of that, the thing that doesn't exist.

Yeah, OK. I mean, Vince could doctor something. I've seen him do it before. So maybe they'll put something together. You have said genocide in the Holocaust a lot of times right now. So. Yeah, good point. I mean, there's a lot of ways to manipulate this. No one who speaks German could be an evil man. Good point. All right. So this victory lap that John's doing is fucking nuts.

Look how angry. Well, that would be sad, not angry. Triggered? I think so hey you can't take the heat get out of the kitchen call here's your problem you you awoke a sleeping giant you didn't realize that by fucking with me and my family, it's gonna bite you in the ass. Well, it is. And I told you, I would be relentless. And I am, and I will continue to be. I- All right. Easy.

I know we don't usually perform to John, but this one's particularly good. Well, because he is feeling it right now. Oh yeah. He is feeling, this is smug John to the point We're just like I got you this time Carl Everyone's gonna be a fan of celery John now and everyone's gonna hate Carl hamburger I finally cracked the code on this one. He's such a moron wait also

I don't know if I just haven't noticed this yet Have you guys talked about the fact that his right cheek is extremely swollen? What's going on? We've brought it up before there's something weird It's getting worse and worse. There's a thing with his neck, too. There's a there's something swollen Underneath his neck. I mean just point out what's not swole Order name all of his good features go okay You didn't realize that by fucking with me and my family, it's gonna bite you in the ass.

Well, it is. I like your family, John. I think they're wonderful people. And I told you, I would be relentless. And I am, and I will continue to be. And I were. I haven't even fucking started yet. Oh, okay. Same for you, shit- started yet Same for you shit. We're same for you silent Mike and trailer trash Joe. I

Haven't even starting yet There's one person sleeping giant who knows how to bust balls It's me. You know, if there's one person who knows how to bust balls, it's Thinskid McGee over here. Come on. Bullshit. You can't honestly believe that, Jeff. So can I tell you what this really comes down to?

Why John's so upset about this? And what triggered all of this? Because Vince talks about this a lot too in his show. They're upset that we have a lot of support from our community, from the listeners and the viewers. And I really appreciate it. I was planning on going on for an hour on Sunday. And less anyone think that that episode

was just me crying about tweets or anything like that. I had a whole package together. You were crying about tons of shit. I watched his show, I had had clips we presented all this stuff and the outpouring of support was unbelievable I the we got so many super chance. I appreciate that. Thank you guys. Thank you so much for saying that in I didn't ask for it Right people wanted to wish you well and we should dance well They did and that pissed off John more than anything. Oh, yeah He had to turn off about he had to turn off the public chat on his feet

because it was inundated with people calling him world class piece of shit. How many times during this show did he go, I'm not reading if it's not a super chat. Yeah. He's reading it. He turned off the public chat. So it was just member chat and it was still 90% hate.

Of course. Of course it is. So that's what it really comes down to is John gets very jealous when he sees our show and Julie show making money. So he has to make up things that it's fake viewers and it's fake super chats. None of this is real. It's very similar to the haters of Anthony Kumi talking about compound media is failing. It's been around for 10 years.

Compound media has been a company for 10 years. All anyone's been talking about is how it's failing. And it's the same thing with the Shoei Network and who are these podcasts? And everyone's just going, oh yeah, this is all going away right now. It's like, no, everything's going actually very well. I promise you that.

And stop obsessing over other people's fucking money. It's creepy and weird. You're an old man. Stop worrying about what other people make. It doesn't do it. It doesn't prohibit you from making money. It doesn't prohibit you at all. Yeah, honestly, you can still make money, dude. The vast majority of the money that John makes right now was because myself and Julie and Tuki and the potato and now Kevin Brennan are talking about John.

And so they're going over to watch John's show and they wanna fuck with them. They give him five bucks to read something that embarrasses them on a show. Speaking of embarrassing yourself, this is my favorite clip right here. We gotta put this on the board. They're a new sheriff in town

and his name is Stetterman John. Oh no. Bear. I was gonna say, should it be bear as a new sheriff at that? How many sheriff are there? They're a new sheriff in town and his name is Stetterman John you see John because it's singular it would be there is So it'd be their apostrophe ass Divide by three so for Yes, not a pot of coffee. To five by three. So for X. He's like B-Hand and Tombstone. We're like, nobody respects him.

Everybody's just like, I don't think I'm gonna let you arrest me today, Stuttery John. Fuck yourself. Get fucking used to it, Lady K. Cause you better buckle your fucking seat belt. I think he really thinks this. Are you used to it?

I think he really thinks he's like winning right now because Vince made one video and he saw it. He's just like, yep, that's it. I think he really thinks he's like winning right now because Vince made one video and he saw it and he's just like, yep, that's it. I win. Vince told me so. The biggest troll on the internet told me I win. Quick question. Yeah.

If he would have crushed with that tweet as a closing joke or with the post, whatever. Why did he take it down so fast? I mean, he's doing a victory lap over something that he immediately took out. Somebody hadn't fought his battle for him yet. Right. I guess I knew the answer. He just wanted someone to say it. So what's he gonna bring us next?

Cause he says he's getting all this information. He's got all this stuff that he's gonna get us with. It's working out so well for him so far that I can't imagine what else he's gonna come out with. So this is the isotopes. You've done nothing and your band stole that stupid idea. Oh, believe me, I have video of the band you copied it off of. Yeah, I do. Thank you, Jerry.

OK, hold on. I'm changing gears. We got to call it truce. John's going to expose that there's another band that maybe wears ties or matching outfits. Maybe they play instrumental rock. Oh my god. I didn't realize. I see you guys.

I guess I didn't realize when I was doing it. It's getting too hot in this kitchen. I guess I didn't realize. That there's a new sheriff. What I was in for. They're a new sheriff. Oh no. This is terrible

How could John figure out that there's other bands with gimmicks? No Tell me it ain't so sir. You'll ruin me fucking idiots He really is the dumbest guy. Have I proven that yet? Let's keep going Let's keep going need more proof. Let's see if we can prove that he's stupid. This is Vince lying I'm not personally going after his family I'm not trying to contact Susanna. I'm not gonna here is the picture that Carl posted. I could wrong I did not post that picture. I blurred out the faces of my family that John Doxt So this is Vince again lying, which is all he does on his show

And if you like Vince's show for entertainment purposes, that's great But if you're getting your news from him, you're doing it wrong. I couldn't get it assumed in earlier, but Carl's brother looks just like him. And I know it sucks. Like you go on to something you don't necessarily want in your parents' attack,

but it is part of this bullshit world. No, no, no, it's part of your world, Vince. Who watches Vince's show? What do you mean? I love Vince. I love Vince. Vince the lawyer goes, look it. I know you don part of your world, Vince. Who watches Vince's show? I love, I love Vince. Comedy. Vince, the lawyer goes, look, I know you don't want your father, Docs, people will goof it out and for having cancer, but that's what happens.

Well, no, that's what you did. That's what you're doing. You're the one feeding John all of this stuff and making this happen. Don't I think this is an inevitability? Right. This is Vince doing all of this. Like Zuma, assuming everyone's in the mud. Oh, and by the way, Vince is so upset that we know he's muttering Jay now.

He keeps denying it over and over again. He's just, oh, how could I be muttering? Yeah, but the but the but the use Twitter. I have Twitter. I was in the same place at the same time. Yeah. Right. He wants to point out that muttering Jay was talking shit about Vince. He's like, so how could it possibly be me?

He says bad things about him. I see what you're doing, retard. You're not as clever as you think you are. All right, so this is again. So let's watch how this has escalated. So it started with the lie that I said, you can make jokes about the Holocaust, but not about cancer.

That's how it started. And in the same episode, now we've escalated to this. I sort of disagree with Carl With regard to whether genocide and the Holocaust are funny Okay, sort of disagree. Did I say they were funny? No, but that changes things a lot right there, right? Okay I don't know. I never I never said a genocide joke. Maybe I've said a Holocaust joke I just can't recall but I don't agree with Carl's assessment that those two are funny. The only thing I think is funny.

So he's talking about this is just lying. He's just making this shit up. But it's for people like John and John specifically, not just people like John, but John specifically to fall for this kind of stuff. The same people who watch Rachel Maddow and think she's telling you the truth. It's like, no, you're totally manipulating this and changing everything that happened in order to get, get John all riled up. And of course, John thinks that Vincent an amazing job.

Vince does an amazing job with this. He sure did, John. He sure did an amazing job with this. He sure did, John. He sure did an amazing job lying about me and what I said. So this is the craziest thing because now John is determined that I think the Holocaust is hilarious. Can I go on record and just say I don't think the Holocaust was funny? That I don't like the extermination of entire race of people. I'm not for that.

I'm actually quite against it. You're looking at me an awful lot right now. I'm just saying. I'm not for that. I'm actually quite against it. You're looking at me in awful lot right now. I'm just saying. I have to say this. I'm just saying. No, this is my actual viewpoint on these things. I'm not a fan of genocide. So I just pretend it didn't happen.

This is just not real. Obviously. Who would know? Yeah. That's the way I don't have to deny that I love it. Because it didn't happen. So now John is going to get me in trouble. This is my favorite version of John Teddletail, John.

Edgar, Carl is a sad sack cry baby. I know. I mean, it's embarrassing. He doesn't realize how embarrassing this is for him. It is so not only embarrassing, it's incriminating. But when I cut that and put that up and I will tag the Jewish Defamation League and everybody else and say, this thinks is funny that millions of Jews were killed. Wait what happened?

Now I think it's funny. Like Lucy's looking at me like what the fuck? You think that's funny? Hilarious. No the Jewish defamation league is still busy dealing with the stupid maestro bullshit with Bradley Cooper's fake nose. They don't give a fuck about why dude I love this thing he goes I'm gonna tag the juice defamation league and everyone else

What else you got there? What else am I gonna get in trouble with? Such an idiot. I love these things. He can tando on people. They're gonna get in trouble I love the things that you can tattle on people. They're going to get in trouble. All right. So actually, that is a funny joke. The fact that, and John wasn't trying to make a joke there, but he actually did find a funny joke. Oh, yeah.

I'm going to tell Jewish people that you think it's hilarious that millions of them were killed at the Holocaust. Pretty funny. The funniest part is the idea that I'm supposed to think that he knows how to edit something together. Oh, no. Oh.

You're not doing that. And he keeps saying here in the show that it was a benign joke and no one should be upset about it. Remember, I didn't even see the tweet before he deleted it, but there were so many people upset about it that I thought it deserved a response and that I should comment on why I thought about John trying to do this thing where he's attacking

my sick father in order to get at me. Yeah, so that was the whole point of that broadcast. And it was great, because we did get a ton of support from people and I've had people reach out to me who's given some great resources for my father since then and given us some great opportunities and advice and all sorts of things that I wasn't expecting

and I really truly appreciate. So the fact that John has turned this into is like, but it was just this put an eye in joke. You're the one who took it down. You're the one who took the tweet down because you realize the backlash you're getting. Like a little cow. And now he's actually like, he's won this round and I look like an idiot. It's foolish to what I did.

Okay. Sure, Jen. This is the last clip. This is where John's talking about my wife Barry McCaulkner that's about when called got married he broke the hippo Laura Fake laugh, oh, I get it fake laugh. No his wife's a pig. I'm sorry and I'm not I don't feel good saying it but she is I I'm sorry. And I'm not. I don't feel good saying it, but she is. I mean, let's go back off. Normally, when you say pig and hippo,

did you mean like an obese person or an overweight person? Isn't that what you would think? Right? Yeah, I mean, my wife's not overweight. So I don't know. Let's let's take a joke. But are your two 2024 wives side by side and compare which one looks better. Yeah, no shit. Oh, by the way, I did want to point this out.

James put this together. He made a shirt. Let me get this back up on screen. He said if you want to donate to the American Cancer Society rather than give money to Stutter and John, here is a great way to do so. You can order this shirt. Defund hypocrisy police t-shirt. Defund the Daveler and fight cancer.

So defund hypocrisy police and cancer. So I will put a link to that in the show notes if anybody wants to purchase that. That's cool. Yeah, very nice. So I just, we'll get to it on Sunday for sure. I just want to talk a little bit about all this information that came out. Again, Jimmy Dabbles on Twitter.

Even if you're not a Twitter user, go on there because it's unbelievable what he's posting. There's over 500 pages and he's pulling out different interesting elements from it because there are all of these emails and all of this testimony. So John wasn't paying child support.

And Susanna's working three jobs and she's doing everything she can to keep the family going and everything else and John was paid a hundred and ten thousand dollars severance from Jay Leno out of his own pocket Jay Leno a Mench just says Hey, you going away with the money. I know you're not gonna to get employed anytime soon. I mean, how about $100,000? Hey, what's the big little bit? I do well. What does John do? He decides to not only spend a year unemployed burning through that money, but he also didn't realize he needed to pay taxes on it. He never paid taxes on $110,000. Dum dum dum dum dum.

Am I proving the judge an idiot yet? Am I proving this? Seems like I have. I don't know. I could be wrong. Well, he put it all in his mom's name so his wife couldn't get any of it, right? Well, I don't know about that because there is a tax lien against him. There's a federal tax lien. So I don't think he was smart enough to do that, but he has put other purchases in his mom's name, obviously, as we know about,

I do that because I'm smart and I hate my family. Yeah. Yeah. Because I don't give a fuck about my ex-wife and kids. Fucking idiot. Dummy. So in this, and like I said, we'll get into it. There's so much to get into,

but it's great because John's not paying her any money. And when they're talking me on the scenes, he's going, I don't have any job. I'm trying to get employment. It's not working out for me. Meanwhile, he's tweeting about all these comedy gigs he has. So Susanna is screen grabbing these tweets and going, look at he's in Arizona doing a comedy show and he's doing this show here.

And he's in a hospital in Iowa. There was one that she posted where it was him with some young girl and he's like, things are pretty sweet here. And he's like taking photos with this girl cause he's out there for a comedy show and giving none of the money to his kids or his ex-wife. So.

Or claiming it on his taxes probably. Right, right. So also she says that when they were living together he was getting 5,000 to 10,000 a year in residuals, just checks to coming in from different projects and stuff. And when she comes in, she's like, do you have any money? He's just like, no, there's no money coming in at all. So that'll dry it up. So he just lied.

Just lied. I mean, according to Susanna, I don't know. I know things get messy when it comes to divorce and child support. There's two sides of every story. Not going to sit here and say that everything that Susanna says is 100% on the nose, but where there's smoke, there's fire. Right. I think we could agree.

There's a lot. There's a lot of talk to talk about out here. Five hundred pages. There's so much. I spent a couple hours really to get to the. It's pretty fast. I'm not going to lie to you. So. One of the things that happened was John has 20 percent custody of the kids. So every other weekend and you know once a week or something like that and

Because of that you pay more for child support So then John loses his job and he's like I can't keep any this much money I got a lower what I'm gonna pay you and now all those anyone's 50% custody So that he has to pay us so he has to pay us and It's funny because she writes it there. She goes John never asked for more time with the children until now. He was never just like, ah, gosh, I really want to hang out with those kids some more. There's a lot of damning things in here, but people have already been talking about it. We'll get to it for sure.

Insummation. John, you are not winning. You are losing at every facet of life. You are a loser. You're losing in every facet of life. You are a loser. You're the laughing stock of the internet. And I couldn't be happier about it. You are garbage, human garbage. Because you are a fucking loser.

And everyone knows it. Okay, let's bring on Annie. Yay. How's it going, Annie? You gotta unmute yourself, you know. One of these days- She's being modest. One of these days we're gonna remember to unmute ourselves. Hey, I just keep myself muted so I don't, you know unmute yourself, you know. One of these days. She's being modest. One of these days, we're gonna remember to unmute ourselves. Hey, I just keep myself muted so I don't, you know,

talk in the background if you bring me on unexpectedly. I understand. Hey everyone. Hey, how's it going? Hey Carl, have you picked out your new pronouns yet? You know what? I didn't realize how many pronouns there were until I read that book.

So now I got a lot of thinking to do. You know, speaking of pronouns, I was looking on Discord and my pronouns on Discord just as a obviously stupid joke is on slash funny and they give you 40 characters, 40 characters supporting your pronouns. Wow. Yeah, on the WATP Discord because you can apparently choose it per server. It is like WATP review girl and local resident T-Sler. So you can have a lot of fun with 40 characters. Apparently, yeah. Nice.

What good news. All right. Are you ready to poke a dabbler with us? Always all right. Let's you know cardiff is on vacation But he actually put a couple of these together for us though. We wouldn't miss a beat which I appreciate Cardiff's a good potato for sure. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler Are you ready To poke a dabbler. Are you ready? To poke a dabbler?

DJ Q, thanks for the Bob Bucks. Caused a nothing if but achieve making 15K a month on making fun of losers like you. Well, how could he be making, if I'm such a loser, then how could he be making so much money making fun of me? That means that I must be well known and he is. What did John say next?

Here are your choices. Number one, a loser. Be jealous. Next, well not. A cunt. Lastly, want to be to poke a dabbler. So I think it's jealous because John loves to say that I'm jealous of his horrible lifestyle, but well not.

Lately Kershan finding some really good ones. Oh my God, Saturday was the best. It was so funny. All right, I'm going to go with next, well, not. And I'll go to you, Lucy. I feel like it's lastly want to be. OK, very good. Andy?

I'm not going to overthink it and say a loser, one. OK, a loser. What do you think Annie? I think he's jealous or while you're jealous. Yeah, I think that could definitely be the winner That's what I that's what I would pick if I didn't want it to be well about and I went lastly want to be all right So I think oh no one picked a funny word That one that one wanted to pick that. DJ Q, thanks for the Bobbuck's caused a nothing if but achieve making 15 K a month on making fun of losers like you. Well, how could he be making?

If I'm such a loser, then how can he be making so much money making fun of me? That means that I must be well known and he is well not. Yes! Stupid. Yeah! Oh, thank you, Cardiff. I had a feeling you found another good one. This goes on for a while,

so let's see what else he's talking about. Thanks for the two bucks. Hicks, Pasha, thanks for the two bucks. Amen, God loves Donning John comedy. Nice. Penny wrinkle. Your funnier unintentionally proof is Carl's career. What is Carl's career? Seriously, what is it?

John, that's his whole career. That's all you gotta do? Play devil. but I think me and Rob Marz are the only real ones. Does Carla use her teeth to rake the leaves? I mean, come on, man. And by the way, if Carl was so successful, then why is he renting his house for six days in Florida? Can't afford the two mortgages, Lady K. I can. Can you? You don't have two mortgages.

You're running a shithole studio apartment. I have two houses. It's very different. Apparently you can't. Guess you don't get any pensions, huh? Guess not weird brag Old straw man Melendez Fucking hell Amazing to me. See if you live long enough fucking spend it come back next time to find it if you have the comedic sensibilities of

Amon gulf to poke a of Aemon Gulf to poke a dabbler. Subreddit surfing live Saturday, March the 9th. Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at CarlsonComedy.com. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Baw!

Da da da da da da da da da. All right. Very good, Cardiff. Great game. the the the the the the the the the

the the the the the other W. Victory Lab, victory lab. Just this one time. Do I still have that on the board somewhere? I probably better. Victory lab, victory lab, cars taking off victory lab, this is two of the shows. Then you tell you why it goes sit back. All the shows that you tell you why it goes back.

It's taking a bit of that fat pig sing. What a hip. That's one of the classic jingles. I know that's an old. Has anyone gone from jerking off to to being disgusted by as quickly? Yeah. There really was some trip that that Jen took there. It's crazy. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all.

We talked about the worst improv podcast I came in with sounds funny radio. Then we heard from Andy who brought Lifeline something. Yeah, Lifeline, Chris Yeah, Lifeline. It's Chris and Matt DeLia. Unbelievable. And then I will never remember the name of your show, Lucy. What was it called? Oozbear. Why?

Why is it called Oozbear? I don't know. That's why they have this. I thought it was Good Morning News Bear. It's called Oozbear. Yeah, that was the joke because that was her show. She was doing a fair show. Yeah, that was the joke.

You understand the joke because that was her show. She was doing. Yeah, that was the joke. You know, the joke. The podcast is called the bears. Tom Myers is once again trying to strike our channel. Goody two shoes sent in a new promo clip for our club footed show. Stuttering John is the dumbest person I've ever encountered in my life. And grossest. And grossest and also reprehensible to his family.

So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. This is the part of the show we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode. I'm happy to say it's been a while. Dr. Steve will be here with us on Saturday. And Dr. Steve and I will be checking this out. Bombing Run.

Welcome everyone to Bombing Run Dog Fight Edition! Yes! This is where our Joker aces from the first two episodes are going to go against each other doing three minute sets when my and my mysterious comedian judge will decide who's top dog. Let's meet our contestants shall we? Contestant number one! dog. Let's meet our contestants, shall we? Contestant number one. Hey guys, I'm Ryan Patrick and I'm coming straight out of New Jersey. Right. And contestant number two. I'm Tom Myers, and I'm from the city where I am the most popular entertainment figure right after anything involving drug dealers and John Waters, Baltimore, Maryland.

That's right. We are watching a show that includes the comedy stylings of my buddy, Tom Myers. But there's more to it than that because there's multiple episodes. And I want to thank Jay and the Discord for recommending this because the other episode that I'll be checking out features Christine Nolton. Now, if you don't know Christine Nolton is, Blind Mike discovered her. We've been playing her clips on who are these socials. Okay. She's the one who came up with all those chicken jokes. She's part of the zoom comedy things that Tom Myers does all those comics yikes to do their zoom sets And she's on here as well. So I'm pretty excited about that We have not featured Christine. No, yeah, I'm who are these podcasts, but that will be coming up this

Saturday Andy. Thanks so much for coming over doing the show with us today You are from the All Apologies podcast. What's new? There's a lot new going on with you guys. Yes, please check out allapologiespodcast.com. You can find all the back episodes there, linked to the Patreon with exclusive content. This week we put out an episode surrounding Ariana Grande.

She had an incident where she was licking donuts and saying that she hates America. And then she did an apology to her about that. Yeah. OK. And he like said. And also Kathy Griffin with her shenanigans with the Trump head.

Hey, what? What are you doing with this? Everybody's laughing about it. So it's a great episode. I should say. Lucy knows her favorite joke. And now I'm trying to think of who said it so I can give the proper person credit.

But it was, can't think of her so ugly if she gives you head of count as Adel. Yeah. Ha ha ha ha. Let me think about who said that. It was Anthony Coogler. It's my favorite joke. Yes.

She is so ugly without makeup on. Oh yeah, that comes up a lot Oh, it's can't be different. You've seen the new pictures of her looking like Macaulay Culkin No, and everybody's calling her like emaciated Macaulay Culkin. I will send them to you. Okay. I bet she's also home Yeah, so please check out allapologiespodcast.com. Dot com. Dot com. Dot com.

Allapologiespodcast.com. Lucy, what are you up to? I am doing Once Over with Kaylee. So I do movie reviews once a week right now, which has been very exciting. Most recently, I did Hunt for the Wilder people. Coming up next week is going to be a movie called Hesher, which came out in 2010. Super awesome. And in addition to that, yesterday, I was actually on the black cast with Christian Black, which was amazing.

We talked all about Maestro and had a great time. Very good. Yes. You were praising that before we started the show today. You had a great time. Very good, yes. You were praising that before we started the show today. You had a great time. It was amazing. Christian Black. Check out the Black cast. Check out Once Over with Kaylee.

I almost said Lucy. Once Over with Kaylee. That's a YouTube channel that people should definitely look at. And Annie, what are you up to? Dylan from Somewhere and I host a show called What Is This Game? Every other week, we talk about video games. This upcoming episode on January 31st, we are talking about Batman Arkham City, arguably the best

in the series, but we'll see. I'm liking it so far. And today, we are releasing last week's episode on all audio podcasts. You can find our show on youtube.com slash at WITGS. Very good. And Yuki says, so is Lucy's real name Kaylee? No, Kaylee is the stage name Lucy type box. I was just going to say trying to dox me and getting it totally wrong.

Lucy type box is the real name. Obviously. They spelled it right. So you know, they already knew the answer to this. wrong. Lucy type box is the real name. Obviously. They spelled it right. So, you know, they already knew the answer to this. Her father Earl type box was in sales. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once before all. Who are these podcasts?

Well, everybody. Partying in the mosh pit of morning radio. And now the show is over now. OK, great show. Good job job everybody. Great job everyone. Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Hey, do we have any new reviews that you'd like to read for us? Yeah, it seems like we have quite a few after, you know, last time. A lot came in after Hannah didn't bother looking for a new gate.

What do you think that's it? Or do you think it's the fact that we've had a little back and forth stuff Joe over the last couple of days? Either way, we have the first one coming in from DK radio on January 20th, 2024, unprofessional. This show makes fun of badly run podcast and then brings on a review girl with no reviews how professional is how unprofessional is that T.W.O. Oh man well I do have to say they got us there

to defend one of the ladies We hey, it's not her fault. She didn't have any reviews. You guys don't put out enough reviews Hey, if we don't have reviews to bring what am I supposed to put my own review in? Yeah Yeah, absolutely, have you heard this Lucy tight box world order Yeah, absolutely. Have you heard this? Lucy Tight Box World Order. No, I haven't heard that yet. You have your own world order now. I really like that.

It's exciting. I can't help but notice somebody doesn't have one. Lulu loser order. Let's see. What do I got here? I got blind Mike, David Chandler, Lou loser order. Let's see what I got here. I got blind Mike, David Chandler, Shuley, Zuma, producer Chris, Lucy type. Yeah, I guess I guess we don't have an homeless guy on the corner. No, can you look again, please?

Joe six pack. Carl's dad's cancer. That's on the list. Cancer world orders on there. Hi, Katerik. Welcome to Who Are These Podcasts? White Power. All right. You got some more reviews for us? Yep. The next one comes in from Carl's Frosted Tips January 21st, 2024. Wow, check your privilege. This is as airy as they come. A frosted blonde tip with bad teeth, a gay truck driver who hates Trump, a second rate producer who

was held back by his boss. We listen to him more on every day whose kids are monsters and a possible petto Patty C. Cups because there is no way we won't be seeing him on Chris Hansen one day. Oh, and also some big jug type box. Oh, that was the best part. All accurate. That sounds like a five star. Yep. That's another five star. Very good. Thank you very much, people.

You got one more force or should we move on? Nope, just two. I can bring in more, but'm gonna save them put in case you know we run out Can you might have to borrow a cup of reviews? Oh, so candy messes me she goes I can come on Saturday unless Hannah's gonna be there I'm like, yeah, I can't handle two women Fucking kidney she's a problem Lucy this one's for you. Hey, this is a fiscal wisdom calling to throw my hat in the ring You know, you know what's coming in for that Andy Q public dating game? Yep I just want to throw a little bit of information out there. I have a cock. I'm a man pair of testicles

Get back to me Andy. Talk to you later. Bye. A little misdirection there. It wasn't for you at all. You're in. Yeah. Competition of one. You've already won. Who win? All right.

Gary and San Diego called in on Saturday with two different messages for us. Hey, Carl. This is the Great Gardini with a two-part message. This is the great Gardini with a two-part message. This is part one. Congratulations, Carl, on the big win for the bills. They look fantastic. Josh Allen and Stefan Degre also great. It was a great game.

I'm glad the referees didn't interfere this time to show their bias to the chiefs. Rock and Rolla. Now for part two. didn't interfere this time to show their bias to the achieves. Rock and Rolla. Now for Part Two. Oh, Carl, I'm so sorry about the bill's loss. They were cheated by the referees. They showed their bias for the achieves. It's unbelievable.

Well, anyway, they did pretty good this year advancing. Maybe next year they allowed the Super Bowl. Anyway, that's it. Rock and Rolla. All right. This is the end of part two. Okay, I got it. I understand what you're doing. I brought this up on the creep bop.

We're not going to belabor the point, but I will say about the bills losing to the chiefs. I was very concerned that it wouldn't be well officiated and I'd be complaining about the NFL wanting Taylor Swift to Super Bowl, but the bills lost that game on their own. And nothing to do with the officiating. They just decided they didn't want to score a touchdown at the end or kick a field goal to send it into overtime. So what are you going to do? They couldn't want that game and they when they did and it was their fault. That's the best way to lose when it's your fault. I hate when they lose. It's not their fault. That's a no.

Can I ask when the frosted tips are going to show up? Yes. OK, so I do have to get my tips frosted. And how long do they have to be frosted for? Is that been until they fade? The fuck? I mean, fuck is wrong with you can you get on get to one episode and then cut them off for what's not gonna do that well so bring it back let's all do it that mark McGrath

exactly the cream off I think you should win or you should wear it until the next time one of you have to suspend the wheel. Yes. Well, that says nothing to do with the creep. Yeah, until the bills win another football game. Yeah, it doesn't matter. He needs to write. Anyway, it's coming soon.

I will say this. Bob Levy said before the game, he said that if he lost, that he wasn't going to frost the steps until after the Super Bowl. So I feel like that gives me a little bit of time to figure this out. And that could be any time after the Super Bowl. I do have a good point. Yeah. Don't feed him after midnight. What does that mean?

It's always after midnight. All right. Anyway, I do have a hair appointment tomorrow, but it's not long enough. It's not long enough for the processing. I got a show for WTS. So. Oh, you know what? Excuses. I'm everyone else is doing their plugs.

I should mention I'm doing Ray DeVito show tomorrow. Oh, yeah. That's great. Oh, nice invention. Subreddit surfing live March 9th. I heard of that. I know. WTP live March 22nd. Break it up again anyway.

Largo. But soft. What light through yonder window breaks? It is the East and Lucy's type box is the sun. Arise fair sun on the left coast and admire her huge milkers. Envious moon. None of you. None of you are getting this date except me, motherfuckers. That is that is deluxe on the left coast. Appealing to my love of poetry.

Yes, there are a few simps that realize you like poetry. I think there should be a poetry round on this. There should be. You're right. I wish I had to write a poem for. Improv style. Then we change the channels. Unknown poet. I'm the man from Nantucket. Hey, Karlie. I got a cringe of the week for you. And then from the Blind Lake Project, when the producer of the show, Craig, refers to Burt Frazier as a top tier podcaster.

And if there wasn't enough reason to say Craig. Okay, it's probably a good crud to the weak. We're not going to play it for him though. We like Craig. John would drag his fat, bloated body across broken glass. Just to get a sniff of Jenny Jingle's shit. That fat, bloated, stutter and fucking retired is so fucking out of his mind. Oh, I fucking hate that motherfucker. Later. Yeah, he's not doing himself any favors. The guy is not attractive.

Women fight him repulsive. He lives in filth. He doesn't have a job. And he's sitting there judging other people's wives. But that's why pencils have erases. Ha ha ha. Hey, but at least he has a car, right? I don't even know.

Maybe. It's got a. It's possible. Carly somewhere. Everything's possible. Nate from Flint, who as we know, I think he has four children, but don't let that deter you. Okay. So this is what we're doing now.

All right, here goes. Lucy, Nate from Flint, Michigan. I'm 6'1". I have a full head of luscious hair. Look at this U-band practice guy. I'm super anti-skeleton trafficking. And the only thing that would make my life better if I was with you is producer Chris married my mom and became my stepdad. So producer

Chris, if widows in their 70s are your thing, this is a do call me back situation. Let's call them right now. I've done worse. Yo, Carl, it's Matt and Matt. Long time. Apologize about that. But no, listen, I would have a lot of interest in the loose type box dating game, but there's just one flight problem. I long Island accent. So fuck my life. Yeah, that's it. I'm trying to make a catchy phrase like rock and roll, but I got nothing. So is the long I want to actually do break.

It's not a deal breaker. No, it's not a deal breaker. It is for me. I just I will make fun of the person a lot. Okay. Okay. Hey, Carl, this is Vinnie's chair. But he was at the studio. Oh, past week with Jim for his eight is chair column. It's great. Hey, Carl, it's Vinnie's chair. Nice to talk to you again. Hey, listen, Vinnie's been like MIA and doing Vinny things can Lucy type box. Please sit on me. Okay. Thank you. Bye.

Sorry. You get Vinny and then you get a head tea. That's, you know what you signed up for. Hey, this is Joe from Pennsylvania. This is for Andy Q. Public. A couple of weeks ago when he did that podcast, ragging on the Pokemon go people. You told me we were meeting up at comedy at the Carlson on the 9th of March, not because of the show. Get your tickets now. But because there was a Pokey gym, you needed help defeating your closet. Pokemon. I know you are. Love producer Chris. Everybody else can fuck it. Are we outing everyone? Is this the new thing that can fuck it. Are we outing everyone?

Is this the new thing that we're doing now? Just outing everyone? And he's in the Pokemon Go. Carl's dad has cancer. Like, that's all we're doing. Well, I can just say any words and it turns out you said them. That's true. That's how that works now.

Can you believe that Carl's sitting in big tits? Carl thinks guys want to fuck him. Is that fucking for real? I can't wait to post it on Twitter. Be the laughing stock of the people who laugh. People who like to laugh at things. I should start trying to promote that show that way though. Hey, March 9th at the Carl City. Pokemon Raid is going gonna be a fucking shiny, shiny, shiny. Try anything, man. Where's the LARP being? This was eight years ago. Still play that game. Probably still get more interest in this show. You bitch about my all you go quality for ages. I'm on a Verizon phone. Thanks, asshole.

Second thing, though, Thanks, asshole. Second thing, though, you're doing these damn emergency episodes a little too often. I think it's more of a money grab than it is for actual content. I think you're a scam gimmick artist and I bet you 20 bucks, you won't play this voice now. and I bet you 20 bucks you won't play this voicemail. I only say that because I'm a permapore and I don't have the money to back it up with a bigger super chick.

You could vent, mommy, sir. And by the way, take the credit for what you've done, asshole. You've brought thousands of fans to Stut Joe to fuck his life up. So admit what you've done and be a real man. And the buck stops here instead of pass the buck. Come on, Carl. Don't be a douche.

That guy does not like me. So John fuck John's life up. Yeah. It was not me. And a lot of evidence came out this week about how much John has fucked John's life up. Getting110,000 and decided just to fuck off with it and not pay your taxes will fuck your life up. But anyway, I do want to sell up people addressing this the emergency episodes.

I when I do the emergency episodes, it's an extra show. So we do two shows a week. If I do that, it's a third show. I don't not do Wednesdays and Saturdays. What people don't understand is that, I think it's like the only show that doesn't have super chats of the dabble verse. You know, all these shows are all dependent on super chats.

But who are these podcasts? We do Wednesdays and Saturdays. There's no super chats coming in. We just do shows. And thank God, because it would be a five hour show. It would take a while. That's very, very true. But yeah, so I don't do what Stuttering John does

and Uncle Rico and KB. And so from time to time, if I have something to talk about and something interesting comes up and I have time to do it, they're hung up on the semantics. I pop on and I do a show. So we're going to do a crisis show next week. And we could super chat if they want. So this guy called back and said,

John only wanted to make $200 a month on the internet. He's trying, I don't know who this guy is, but he's trying to claim that John's like this innocent guy who was just doing his thing. And then we came around to big bullies and fucked up his life. Why would anybody know that information? Only try to make 200 bucks.

I don't know. He also said that John must have gotten the info about my dad from a public post. But John on his show says some guy DM'd him about it. So dude, if you don't know what you're talking about, just he's going a lot. I'm saying I wasn't going to play this stuff. So I played his stuff. You got your thing in there. Yeah, we played it and you're an idiot. Yeah, I mean, this whole thing, I get. So I put them on, this is the thing.

I put the emergency shows on the main feed because there's a lot of people who just listen to the podcast. They're not on our YouTube channel, they're maybe not on Patreon, they don't see these things coming through. So if I'm gonna do a show about something and we're gonna reference it in the next show,

I put it on there so people know that we did it. There'll be people who didn't even know that that happened if I don't do that. I get it, it's annoying to sit there and listen to an audio podcast with an hour of me reading super chats. And so I understand why people get annoyed with that part of it. But again, it's an extra show that I wasn't going to do that week that we decided to just do and put it out there. And why is everyone so concerned about my money? Why are there so many people worried about how much money we're making over here. Don't worry about it. No, you're not you're concerned Jesus Christ call I was you for the bills

And as much as I would have loved to see about me hair being black I can't wait to see your frosted kiss. I bet chance got to do it motherfucker. All right, man. Don't call me back. I want Hey, yo, what's up? Hey, uh, I feel like If you like John got you there Carl, this is the kind of reaction you have when People have really gotten to you You're best your best option probably just been do your regular show and laugh this off. You doing this really kind of, boy, Carl. Yikes.

And at the tweet that he did was so bad, why are you repeating it, Carl? I still love the show, man, but this one maybe wouldn't have been one too many. One too many. Okay, bye. Again, I was not personally offended by it. A lot of people were, a lot of people deal with cancer and they don't think that's something that's, and John wasn't funny about it.

Some people were just like, what a dick. So I wanted to come on and address it. So that's the reason for that. Hey, I forgot to mention, your kips were busting on the last live stream, man, and they look good. I love how you're just kind of like pretending to be angry about it. I don't frost my tips on a witch, and you're just totally leaning into it, making them extra frosty, extra just, oh, love it.

Keep it up. Frost, frost, frosty tips, we order FTWO. Kate Meany sent me a ring light so they're really Even really have to go through with that No shit, there's another guy for you Lucy Hey Carl Zach from Chicago here. I'm gonna throw my hat in the ring for the for Lucy type box. I hear she's into taller guys I'm 5 4 8, but my penis is 6 foot 3 Yep, competition's over

Just let me know what she says. Don't call me back. I can fucking pole vault It's impressive very impressive Here's another guy. Hey Carl, it's Lee, the projected winner of the dating competition and the future Mr. Tightbox. So drop my name into the hat and place your bets. Hi Lucy. Hi. Hi. Hi to me. Hi. Yeah, that's a turn on. I'm glad you're a little more into the field of pipping, but the reason the megatons are in my hand is because I utilize a pickup line that has a hundred percent success rate. It goes a little something like this. What the fuck am I doing?

What? What was that thing about? Was it a cop yell, get it on the fucking ground? What was that thing about? What was that thing about? What was that thing about? What was that thing about? What was that thing about? What was that thing about?

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I guess. They took her durbs. They took her durbs. Hey, Lucy. They took her durbs. How are you doing later? Oh, baby. 100%, huh?

I have one more on here that's bitching about super chats. I don't know if I'm going to play the whole thing. Let's see where this is going. I don't remember. Hey, Carl. I don't know how to say this, but whole thing. Let's say let's see where this is going Hey, I don't know how to say this but Superchats are getting out of control dude. They're fucking like ruining quote-unquote podcasts You know, I I know part of you

agrees with me but because you used to admit that superchats or fucking Annoy annoying and awful for podcasts and I get it that everyone's got to make money but dude super chance can't be 50 60 70% of fucking shows dude. 0% it's fucking ridiculous. 0% today. More voicemail time than super chats. Hard to, you know, I get it. You're making money. Fucking ridiculous zero percent today

Hard to you know, I get it you're making money, but dude there's gotta be another way Yeah, please the normal show we don't do super chat Before you were fucking making all this money on super test you know what I'm talking about you know know it's not right. It's wrong for a good show. All right. WTS needs a separate voicemail line. I think it's audience and the audience likes to hear their comments on the show and they want to pay to hear their voice on the show. It's a way to interact with the people. I'm not doing Kevin Brennan. I'm not like showing up. Just be like, all right, what am am I gonna talk about? I mean that that's the one way to do it wrong But I think there are like the creep off and WATS it's worked into the show between the segments and it's the audience gets to engage with the show

That's that's the thing about I used I hate it too, but Yes, that is kind of why I have to defend this shit because it's annoying yeah but there's no super chance at this show there's no super chance at all apologies go listen to that I think you guys fell for his bait oh he thinks that we got triggered I'll fall for it every time Vince Sawyer is gonna do a special episode about us talking about bitching about super chat style All right. Thanks, Annie. Good to see you You too. Thank you. Bye everybody man. That was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that

Go fuck yourselves have a good week Okay, bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week Are we done here I think we are that was a great episode that was really great Jesus I gotta go This is getting stupid bye guys. I don't know who gives a shit. Why am I still doing this? I'm out of here, okay? Guess what? The episode's over! Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr