Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep49 - Hey Beautiful

Episode Date: February 19, 2017

WATP is back and better than never!  We had a short hiatus to revamp our logo and website and this week we bring you a brand-new review of a show called Hey Beautiful.  We are still puzzled as to what the show is about but we think it's a show about being positive in a world filled with phonies-baloneys.  Kevin and Karl discuss farts too, well mostly Kevin discusses farts but it's a team effort in the end.  Enjoy!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts I'm Kevin. And I'm Carl. And we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you can visit us on WhoAreThese.com. Our Facebook page are on Twitter at Who Are These Pod. We're always looking for new podcast suggestions so leave us a comment or post a death threat. Today we'll be reviewing a show called Hey Beautiful! As always we have listened to the episode separately, we have not discussed

it with each other beforehand so without further ado, let's find out once and for all, um, who are It's show time. W-A-T-P-E-W-A-T-P! Ooh, we're a black everybody after a brief hiatus! The bag slappers are back. We're back. The bag slappers are back, it's out. Let's say a song by Finn Lizzy that no one heard. That was not from the Jingles department that was not Sexy

Oh So what did we do with our time off what did what did you do where you Traveling were you just lazy Tell us down to I went out of the big city New York City I went down to the big city, New York City. Oh, hell, hell. I went to a concert. White denim was playing at the Brooklyn Bowl, which is a pretty cool venue, a Boeing LA Slash music venue.

All right. OK. And then we went to Danger Fields, the comedy club that should not be. That was a fucking terrible experience. Oh boy. Well, I don't know what to say to that. I didn't realize Danger Fields was still a club, but apparently it still exists. Because the comedians were okay.

There was a guy who, his claim to fame was he was start in Paul Blart, uh, Mall Cop 2. Oh my god. Not the original part of the sequel. Like, you might know this guy from, like, Nope. There's no way I know this guy from Mall Cop 2. Oh, and it was Kevin James even in Paul Blart, Mall Cop 2.

Oh, poor, poor Kevin James. Oh boy. Well, there was a worst right now. Leah Rebony or that guy. Well, she's in the constantly and they crosshairs of the Scientologists right now. So yeah, I love that show. Do you watch that show?

I have not watched the TV show, but I did listen to... She was on Joe Rogan, a couple weeks back, and a very, very interesting shit to listen to. That was a good interview. The TV show is fascinating. I recommend it. Yeah, I mean, I find her very appealing in a variety of ways. I don't, I mean, not only is she good looking and stuff, but like her sassy attitude, I like and stuff, but I also like that she's just totally saying

fuck you to Scientology in the best way possible, like by going, making a TV show and going all over the place and talking about it. So I like that too, but the amount of makeup that she wears, the fucking layers and layers of makeup is distracting. I like Leah Romney when she was on Save By The Bell. Oh, she had that for a brief stint. Yeah, yeah.

Who's the boss? She was like Samantha's cousin or something. That's the Leah Romney I can get behind. This new version of 50-year-old lear remedy with 80 gallons of makeup on her face. Not so much. All right. Well, how about we're being awful. Why don't we talk about Hey Beautiful.

This is a podcast hosted by a Mexican-American woman and her name is I hope I'm pronouncing this correctly. Retard. Oh Jesus. Mexican American woman and her name is I hope I'm pronouncing this correctly retard Yeah, almost I think you almost got it Lupa garera. Yeah, yeah, I don't pronounce the V sound yeah Okay, I think you look closer to the border that I do yeah, and I'm also you know dating a Mexican So you know, it's definitely helps.

Yeah, it definitely helps. So, why don't I play a clip from the show, and this is one that I think sums it up pretty well. Play Track 9. Okay, so a few months ago, I met this woman who owns a YouTube channel. She invited me to be on her channel. YAY ME!

Someone gets excited about very minimal things in her life. This woman owns a YouTube channel. What? You know how hard it is to own a YouTube channel, Kevin? She's like show business. Yeah, right. You have to create an account, you have a count gets uploaded video it's a whole thing You're gonna be in show business kid you're gonna have your own YouTube channel Shopping on a cigar with his feet up on the desk. I'm not ever they don't give YouTube channels that just anybody out yet

that just anybody out of you. Yes they do. That's a whole point. All right, so I have a track that kind of goes along with that. I call it more excitement over nothing. Play track in love with. Not only that, he is willing to teach me how to do a professional broadcast whether it's on YouTube or any other format. So, yay me!

Because this man owns three stations, I think not three stations, three shows, three shows, not stations, but shows. So yay me! And other things too, like I got a client and like I said before, have a book now that I'm hoping you will buy. It's called The Art of by me to book about I look for it on Amazon She gets a bit braggadocious and that's like yeah, yeah boy. They just let's spiral out of control there I got a book it's on Amazon Why do you like try up the For me to poop on the ice

That's what I learned. So speaking of the book, she goes into this promotion for it and it's just sad. Play Track 12. In fact, if you respond to me on my Facebook page or on Twitter or on Instagram or on my website. First, five people, I'll give you a free copy where there's Kindle or a few minute mealtime. You have to respond. Okay, and I'll send you a free book. Do you think she got a lot of responses? I don't think she gave away five free books. I was thinking about, I was thinking about like what kind of pathetic radio station would that be?

All right, color number five, you're going to win the prize. Color number five. So you know, it's usually color 100 or. Colors number one through five, you're all going to win. If you just message me on anything, it will just give you a book. Just anything. Anyone who does anything it will just give you a buck. Just anything. Anyone who does anything, I'll give you a buck. If you just acknowledge my existence, you're gonna buck.

She wants a marketing school. That's how you do it. You give away your product. That's how it works. Yeah, that's that equals business model. Yeah. So Kevin, in that segment, she said, I'll give it to you on Kindle and then like a bunch of gibberish.

I sowed this. Maybe you can help me translate this, since you are dating a Mexican American. Okay. I sow called, what is she saying? Where there's Kindle or if you're made a melody it to you. Oh, really? Yeah. That's a lot more words that I thought she said. Play that again.

All right. Where there's Kendall or if you made a melody. Really? Okay. I sit on here. Yeah. No, if you want me to mail it to you. That's what she said.

Okay. Yeah. So, yeah, I mean... I'll take your word for it. I'm not going to... I'm not going to audio-lier. So, this woman, Loupa, is bilingual. She grew up in Chicago, but she does speak English and Spanish fluently. And I'll be honest, Kevin. As you can probably tell from my demeanor, I speak one language and barely one language.

So it's tough for me to start, should I get people who are bilingual, but here we go. I have a track out here called Public Speaking. Playtracks had. And he's going to be teaching classes on public speaking. It's not that I don't know how to do public speaking. Is that how you would say that? I know how to do public speaking. What do you say I'm pretty good at speaking in front of an audience or speaking in public. Oh, I know how to do public speaking. Yeah, sure.

Side me out. A public speaking? Sure. That's not a problem at all. I do regular speaking and I do private speaking and also public speaking? Sure. That's not a problem at all. I do regular speaking and I do private speaking and also public speaking and yeah, I so I'm good at public speaking. All right. I have a couple more examples of things. So I have a couple isos. Yes. There's an iso that I call crucifix fiction. How did I process crucifixion? Play that ice out. Crucifixion? Crucifixion?

Crucifixion? And then I have another one where she's trying to say vulnerability. Vulnerability. Vulnerability. Vulnerability. See how I wrote how I spelled it there? But vulnerability. Oh, that Volvo her ability. So I wrote how I spelled it there. The vulnerability.

But vulnerability. Oh my God. Wow. That's, uh, I'm not going to fucking shit on anybody for mispronouncing shit because I do it all the time. But that one's, that was a harsh one. Volvo. Wait a second.

Vivaldi. What you go via the Canadians for calling it flatter and building. Oh yeah, I did. But that was stupid, you know, the flat run. Come on. Oh, it's right. Flat. The flat. The flat. Tron building. I'm not going to make fun of people for Mr. Rousey things. Unless they're Canadian. Fuck asses. Exactly. Exactly. You know my stance on Canadians. So Kevin, these shows were like 12 minutes long each. They're very short.

So I listened to a few that you might not have listened to. You listened to a couple. I seemed to sense he had a tough time getting clips from the show. An extremely tough time. And I mean, I guess you could look at him be like, well, he was just fucking lazy. But I was up on time today.

Oh, she's been reading the emails. Yeah, I was up on time. And actively participating, I listened to the show, two other shows of this, hey, beautiful show, multiple times this morning. And it's just, it's so bad that I figured, well, there's nothing to, the whole thing is a clip. It's only what, 10 minutes long or something like that. So, yeah, it was just really difficult for me to find anything that was ridiculous, that wasn't 10 minutes of

ridiculousness. So I was feeling vulnerable, I don't know, I just went... Well, if you listen to the episodes that I listened to, you might have found things to clip like track 17. Yeah, alright. I was fine with it. I'm good with it. I'm in comfortable with my own skin. I'm in... What? Are you in comfortable with your own skin?

I'm in comfortable with lots of skin. Yeah. I'm not sure if that was a fat joke or what. I could swear whatever you wanted to be. Fat joke it is. But she does get into her faith a little bit and it's not like the last show, the Anna and Susanna show. That was all Jesus all the time.

But I clipped a couple of things because I learned something and I thought this was kind of interesting. Play track 13. I, uh, I clipped a couple things because I learned something and I thought this was kind of interesting play track 13 But this is how fear plays into love. Okay. Now as some of you might know Jesus was crucified Oh my god happen

Some of you may know, Jesus was crucified. Yeah, just know! Really? I haven't used up my TBR, I haven't watched it yet. I thought people were just wearing teas all the time, I thought that's what it was. And then this track, uh, play track 14. But anyways, he was crucified because he was betrayed by Judas. Long story short, Jesus knew before his crucifixion, that was going to happen.

Dude, you can't log story short the Bible. I tell you, I'm just about to say the same thing. Like, all right, so then, so then Jesus born long story short. He died. It's hilarious. It's like a language with a yada yada yada. Yeah. Yada yada sucks. Come on. Could you imagine like they would just be one sermon ever like in church. And Jesus is born in the manger. And then the yadda, yadda, yadda, he died. End of story. Everyone could go home now. And we're pissed about it. Yes.

Also that water is not holy. Just water. So I thought that was kind of fun. Yeah, that's ridiculous. I went back and listened to the original episode of this show. I wanted to hear where this all came from. And the first episode, and if you go back and listen to our first episode, it's not as well-produced as our shows are now, and they're still not great. So I understand that, you know, this is the pot, you don't have the kettle here, but listen to this obvious overdub. And it's something that you don't need to overdub, but it's really poorly done. Play Track 1. Thank you for listening to my new show. My name is De Bigavada. And you are here listening

to my new show, Hey Beautiful. Be happy, be positive, be beautiful be beautiful yeah I know that's a little corny but there's a reason why I picked hey beautiful please well yeah that was she said and it doesn't even make sense it doesn't even flow because she's like thank you for listening to my new show and it's like you are listening to my new show yes it is weird mean, you just redo it, you know, if you're gonna... Well, it's not like the overdub was really hard to memorize or she couldn't just written it down. You couldn't just done that in the show. Like, I'll just punch that in later. Right, right, yeah, exactly. Like, if you fucked it up or something, yeah.

So she goes into the story of why she calls the show, hey beautiful, Kevin would you like to learn about that? Fuck yes I would. That's the right answer. Somebody went to his growling play track too. I actually was thinking for days what I should call my podcast until today. I went to the grocery store to do my dinner shopping and just was checking out at the cash register and we had my back turned to the cashier her name is Gina while I was talking to my sister. All of a sudden Gina said hey beautiful blah blah blah blah Gina said, hey beautiful blah blah blah blah blah blah. And I turned around to her and I said, hey, that is so sweet. I love that story.

So Gina the cashier is the one who named this show. I love that this is literally the first 20 seconds of the first episode. And it's already just stumbling out of the gate. I'm doing my dinner shopping, you're doing your dinner shopping! All right let's put let's let's take a step back here because what what the hell is the show? Is it an advice show or what do you think it is? It's self-proclaimed to be the most positive podcast. Okay.

So I had to be on that, I have no idea. The most positive podcast that talks about crucifixion that you will ever... Right. Yeah. So how did we have a backstory of how we came up with who are these podcast? Remember we were in we were in the grocery store. Yeah, yeah, remember what was the cashier's name? It was Samantha, right? Yeah, Samantha. Yep, and we were both talking to each other I think we were arguing over the merits of payday candy bars or something like that

Well, if I remember right I was dinner shopping and you were snack shopping. Yeah, yeah. That's awesome. And I was like, paydays is not dinner shopping and you felt very differently about that. I did. Yeah. If I recall, I mean, it's blurry. Yeah, and then I think I remember then the Samantha, she yelled over to us,

who are these podcasts? And we were like, oh, and it all... I don't know, well that doesn't even make sense. I think what she said was W-A-P-V-V-Y-S. And we were like, hey, that has a ring to it. We like this. Thanks Samantha, and we high-fived her and stole all the products. Yep. Yeah, I just so everyone knows I did buy that pay day. Candy bar. Oh, you did pay for the pay day. I did. I felt bad. I mean, it is called pay day after all. So I needed to to own up to it. And another, it's interesting because we almost called it what you call it, the show.

We were just gonna call it the next thing that we saw while we were in line. Should it be Mentos? Yeah, I don't know. I thought I also was like, oh, maybe it could be called I Glass Repair Kit. You know what, I'm still okay with that. I, okay. We've only been doing the show for a year. If you want to change the name, that was the

time. Okay. So she talks about Gina, the cashier and Gina has way too much back story. She asked her, Oh, why did you call me beautiful? She talks about her daughter who has low self esteem and how she went and saw a nutritionist and they made it even worse. And then I played track 3. Gina herself now says that everybody is beautiful. She makes it a point to tell each person she comes across that they are beautiful. Oh boy.

See, this is what I hate about this story is that this is the every kid gets a trophy way of life. So she was all excited because this woman was like, hey beautiful. She's like, oh my gosh, that's so nice of you to say that. I'm going to name my podcast that. And she's like, no, no, no, I call everyone beautiful. It might as well be, hey, Bob, you know know like with that's just the word I use for everybody So it means fucking nothing. You're not attractive

Boy damn Gina Yeah No, you did no you Jim Gina I know you did. No, you did, Gina. Yeah, it's a weird thing. I mean, I guess I understand whatever you're inspired by somebody saying that and you name your show after it, whatever, but.

You do not understand that. Stop it. You're getting a deal, pop. You both stop it. The show almost could have been called, do you have your bonus card? I could have been the name of the show. Oh.

What sense I feel like. Do you have, hello, welcome to, do you have your bonus card, everybody? So, all right, I can tell you're starting to feel bad. I'll make it one of this moment. I'm going to make it worse. All right. I can tell you're starting to feel bad. I'll make it one of this moment. I'm going to make it worse. All right. Play track seven. I have had it my issues with fear and what I mean is fear of success,

fear of what people are going to think of me, especially when it comes to this podcast. I wrote that. I might know everyone oh boy Just women talks about how everything's a self-fulfilling prophecy and and whatever you put out is what you get back Yeah, and so she is the spirit of people not liking her podcast and lo and behold this has come true Oh boy. We're I love it. It's ruining lives w a tp You know if anyone takes us seriously there are numb nuts The other thing she says in there and I always find this fascinating. She has a fear of success

Have you ever turned down a promotion at work? What is fear of success? I mean, I can see big, unsuccessful. Yeah, but Sess like when we started this podcast, we were like, I don't know if we should do it. We might get really popular. I don't know. Yeah, yeah. We were very hesitant. We're like, uh, cheesy, you know, and then we could be huge. I don't know. Yeah, and then I got Bill Mars people calling me. I just don't have time. could be huge. I don't know. Yeah, and then I got Bill Mars people calling me. I just don't have that. Yeah, that is a weird thing. I've never, I don't think I've ever heard somebody say that they had a fear of success before. Fear of failure. Yeah, if they understand English, they don't say that. Jeez. Make America great again, right, Karth? She's just right.

You're telling me. Uh, going back to that original show, the very first episode, she does something that I think she learned her last synonym. I call this one, using full names of co-workers is always smart. Play track 4. I call this one using full names of co-workers is always smart play track for I Guess I'm doing a better job of vulnerability because Coincidentally on Friday at the company holiday party. I set next to Hikari culture who's one of my female co-workers at my job Oh boy, people always like their full name set out of a broadcast. Yeah, or even their first name for that.

She's. All right. So then I have a clip on here that is, it's interesting. You want to know what inspired her to do a podcast, Kevin? She tells you. She tells you to flat out in the first episode. Play track five. She proceeded to tell me that she absolutely loves my emails that they're hilarious.

She connected with me because I connected with her first through an email. So they gave me inspiration, they gave me motivation to do this podcast. Kevin, were you inspired to do this podcast from a work email? Yeah, yeah, okay, I want to write. Yeah, it's like so. It was an email sent to me by George Martin. Yeah, George. Talk to your coworker, George Martin.

My coworker, George Martin, George A. Aloicious Martin. Yes. And he said, you know what? I really hate podcasts. You should do a show where you hate podcasts. And I said, oh, that's a that's a pretty good idea. In fact, the other day, I was at the grocery store and we got shouted at by the clerk named Samantha. I believe her last name was Reinhold. And she she also said who are these podcasts? So it all came together

Wait, were you one shopping or dinner shopping? I was snack shopping All right, I forgot you like the snack shop. Yep All right, so go back to that first episode. I just have one more clip from that. It's called overdubbed outro is jarring And just like how the very beginning of that. It's called overdubbed outro is jarring and Just like how the very beginning of the show had that weird overdub Listen to this What do you find beautiful? Let me know what you find beautiful. I want to know so we can talk about it here in the show, okay? Well, that's it for now. Thank you for listening to my wonderful new show. Hey beautiful Well, that's it for now. Thank you for listening to my wonderful new show. Hey beautiful. Hopefully you like it If you do, please help me out by giving me five stars in the meantime

Have a good day or have a good night depending on where you're at, okay? Bye-bye Why would you need to overdo the Why would you need to overdo the alright thanks for listening to my show like I don't I doesn't make any sense to do you think she nailed it she wants to get a melody to get that well no I this is what I feel happened she recorded and she was like oh I should have asked them to give me five stars and I love that she doesn't actually say where that there's supposed to give you five stars but give me five stars Yeah, and that's what it seems like to me like she forgot that she wanted to put that in there So she just re-recorded it and of course she was way high on the microphones hot and you know

When you're when you're putting in in post production you're putting an audio on top of other audio. That's the easiest place to get it right. Yeah. You know, it certainly helps too when you have a setup that is permanently set up. So, I mean, if I had to come back here and redub something, I'm going to be talking into the exact same microphone and the same orientation that I'm Standing right now Fascinating. It is fascinating. This is this is the behind the scenes stuff that people have been clamoring for So you heard the music that started playing there at the outro. She now

Since that original show she has heard this other music and this whole intro and I don't want to well I don't know if we want to play the whole intro, but I do have that clipped. It's interesting because it's a very American sounding person who intros and outros the show and then it goes right into this loopay. So you have to play the whole thing, but play that, hey beautiful show intro. Hello and welcome to the most positive podcast on the planet. Hey beautiful, it's all about love, happiness and beauty, inter-beauty and outer beauty. It's about life's journeys, yours and a little bit of the lives.

But most importantly, it's about sharing positive fun, uplifting stories and device. Hey beautiful, it for you. It's a lot of words. Left in stories and devised. Hey beautiful, it for you. It's a lot of words. It's a lot of words. You know, it's funny when you were asking what's the purpose of this show. I probably should remember that the intro fucking explains it. Oversplines it.

This show is about being positive. This show is about being happy and beautiful. It's a show. It's positive. Yeah. So they do this outro part that's very similar to that with that music and that woman's voice over. Oh, you mean this music? That's exactly it. Okay. All right. Yep. And it's funny because the outro of the show sounds generic. It sounds like they just put in, thanks for listening to the show.

Hey, beautiful. And next week, it's the only, and I wonder if she just stole it from just a bad word. You just pop it when everything. So as you know, Kevin, my audio engineering skills are well above average. Yes. You've heard some of the fully work I've done in the past. You've seen some of the clipping that I've done and editing. It's impressive.

So I don't know if we want to take this on full time, but this could be our new show outro. I call it on here our new show outro. episodes make sure to listen and next time for more great uplifting stories news and advice until then be happy be positive and most of all be more funny Love it Could you do you tell where I dubbed in some stuff? It was hard. It was kind of hard to tell. Yeah, but I Mean, I you know, I I feel like I heard my life laughing there maybe I don't know it's funny what you started doing the song

it's like should I should have had Kevin over here we can totally recreated it it's got like this there's a though horns do like a bendy note like I don't know it's just very strange So you just sounded like when we were listening to that video game music show I think I was all excited about that riff. Oh yeah, listen to this part here. It's so good. It's so good It's like a bendy thing. It's so good. It's so good man. It's so good. It's so good. It's like a bendy thing. It's so good. It's so good man. It's it. That was the video game music. Yeah, for anybody who does. You would totally be on the house to show like that.

Oh yeah, I mean shit. Totally would be able to. You know, it's funny the other day, this is completely off topic, obviously. But we were driving in the car. My girlfriend and I, and we had the R two dogs with us and we were going on a little bit of a road trip and one of the dogs is a Boston Terrier and his name is Max and Max Farts all the time he's very very very very he's a very prolific father he loves to fart and then we have a Chihuahua named Diego. So, but he doesn't really fart as much, but because they were both in the car,

they were a little freaked out or whatever, because they're not really huge into the car rides. So they were both farting up a storm. And I coined, I think I coined it. I don't know if it's been used before, but fart casserole. Okay. So I was thinking I'm like, that is a perfect, like if I was gonna do my own solo show, I don't know even what it would be about, but it would be called fart casserole. If I was gonna do my own part.

It should be baking a fart casserole with Kevin. Mm-hmm. Ha-ha-ha. It should be it should be baking a fart casserole with Kevin Now you put it up a oven there You put it in the Dutch oven Supposed like a hard boiled eggs in here, but a this fart casserole is almost dead So your girlfriend you've convinced her that it's the dogs are farting she believes that no She knows and you know too. I've known you for a long time. I don't fart. I Said true. I've said this to so many people

I forgot that I forgot that you're you're very concerned about that. I'm very I'm very Responsible with my ainess and I don't responsible with my anus and I don't I won't fart and public I will fart inside of a bathroom where it is properly it's legal and properly attuned for that type of activity. You have anal responsibility very seriously. I really do. I really do and I pride myself myself on that but a Lot of people have asked me over the years over my 39 years Kevin why don't you fart? You know, I'm a guy. I'm a big guy You know, it seems like I probably have some gas in there at some point you probably eaten a couple burgers By this time of day. What is it what times it over there like 11?

According to 12. Yeah, according 12 12 and I've had three burgers this morning Okay, and so I'll ask heaven. Why don't you fart and here's here's the thing alright So a lot of people I think a lot of guys they learn how to fart At a young age right and a lot of people like I have an older brother My older brother Typically their job is to teach you how to fart properly right and I never well this is in my brain this is how it works but so I just never learned how to fart properly

without shitting myself like and that's the thing I have this fear that I'm going to shitting myself like and that's the thing I have this fear that I'm going to shit myself therefore I don't fart anywhere except on a toilet. Does that make sense? It does. They do have special types of underwear for people with your situation. Yeah. Yeah, you might want to look into that. Oh, you have to have pull-ups. Like a big boy. No, I mean, being serious now. No. Oh, okay.

We're talking about shooting ourselves. We're being serious. They're being very serious, okay? This is a serious topic. Good boy. That's something that means a lot to me. Now, I will say that I have farted in public before. I think I could count on one hand,

the amount of times I've done this in my 39 years. I believe one of them was in a grocery store once, and I felt horrible. I felt like I had, you know, I think it was in the canned good aisle. Was Samantha the cashier upset with you? She may have been. I don't know if she had got up to her,

like if it lit up to her. But I knew enough that, you know, when you fart and you're wearing jeans or whatever, it takes a bit for it to kind of seep out, you know. And I knew enough to kind of let it, you know, just to hang around and like, you know, looking at can of olives or something, you know, just to make it look like I was doing something in the empty aisle before I left.

But I think a lot of people, you know, a lot of other guys like they would probably wait around for like some person to go through their cloud of gas, you know, to laugh at it. Now I just, I didn't do that. I just farted and left. I didn't see the reaction afterwards. But I've always been, it's funny you say that because I used to work for a guy and I won't say his name, but he used to own a pretty well-known website. And he was exactly what you're describing right now. He loved to get people's reaction. We were on an airplane and he was letting out these gassars that were, if I was in row 12, people in row 17

were also experiencing these gassars. It was brutal. And he was just like, get up and turn around and look around the airplane at Giggle. Oh my god. It was a such a hard time with it. That is not normal. That was such a that was some kind of behavior. Well it's funny because I've known you a long time and as we've mentioned before on here we were in a band for a bunch of

years. I was in a band with you and There would be a lot of times where I would come to practice. I'd probably every single practice honestly that we would I would go to Where in between songs you'd be dropping ass and I was always very envious because I was like I just wish that I could you know not be In my defense, playing guitar makes me gassy. But anyway, go on. No, because it would seriously be like, we'd finish whatever the song was, and it'd be like, something huge would come out.

And then it wasn't enough for that, too. There was other people in the band were also farting in shit, too. So that was when I was less mature than I have now. Oh, right. Yeah. Yeah, that was, you know, 10 years ago when, uh, when you were a lot, uh, less mature. So anyway, I don't know how I got on this, this fart topic, but, uh, a fart casserole is, you seem to want to get it off your chest really badly. I want to get this fart off my chest is really what it comes to.

I want to get this. Sorry. Yeah. So I'm sorry if I board the audience here with my poop talk. But I will also add that I bought a squatty potty. Oh, congratulations. Yeah, it's going to be delivered tomorrow. So there's that too, you know, I

want to hear about your evacuations. Oh, post squatty potty. I'll be interested to hear about that. Sure. Yeah. That's what we call in the business of teas. Yeah. To the next week. To the next week. Oh boy. So subscribe to our show after that. Well, I mean, you know, I farted officially in autos, I think would be interested in what I had to say. And, you know, there's a fart quarterly, the magazine, you know, they might be calling me and then wanting me to do an interview possibly.

I don't know. I don't know. I'm keeping my options open.'t know. I don't know. I'm keeping my options open. You know, I think that they went out of business. They didn't have a lot of advertisers in Far Quarterly. It might be Farx semi-annually, no? Oh, all right.

Yeah. Just all bean ads. Yeah. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. That's a good one. We've been off for a couple of weeks, people. Yeah. Yeah, I have a few more clips that I want to get to. Oh, yeah, that's right. We're if you show us how this podcast looks right.

This is what happens when you can't find any clips. You're like, I can't clip anything, but I will talk about my dogs farting in the car. I should give you up a good 27 minutes. you can't find any clips you're like I can't clip anything but I will talk about my dogs farting in the car Audience loves it. This is the best part of the show. This is what's gonna make them give us five stars Please email us. What's the email w at p? Who are these? Yeah, that gets that goes to both of us WATP at yeah. Yeah, let us know. I'd love to some feedback on Kevin's fart stories. I have a track on here where she starts talking about her she had a physical issue and she was talking with her mentor and her mentor

described what the physical issue meant to her. Play Track 8. So I asked her what my swollen feet and my swollen ankles mean and she said at the time this is probably late June or the July she said you're afraid of moving forward. You people are idiots. I agreed with her, but it was just my body telling me that I was afraid. That's the do-ah! What a stupid-ah! I mean, that sounds fair.

Alright, that was that. I have a track on here, Kevin. Yeah. I call it confusing show intro. So I listen to a bunch of episodes of this. This is one of the episodes. This is the worst way to start a podcast. Play track 16.

So today I was going to talk about weight loss and body image and a follow up on my own weight loss. But I'm going to pause on that because I'm going to talk about something else. I'm going to talk about how women and surprisingly men, not all of them, and not all women, freak out because they're not in a relationship and are not married and don't have kids. Wow. That was a one-a-b. Does anyone else do a show like that? Could you imagine if Jerry Springer started out with a show

he's like, well today I was gonna bring on some KKK lesbians with an Ebony Ainalicking fetish, but instead today's show is about tax reform. Like, you did that a lot. I wanna do the other thing. Why would you tell me that? Well, in this case, I didn't wanna do the other thing either Why don't you tell me that? Well, in this case, I didn't want to do the other thing either. Whatever else you was going to talk about.

That's true. It wasn't all that exciting. I was going to talk about really boring nonsense, but instead we're going to talk about boring bullshit. OK. Whichever. This girl hates us. I have another track on here that's from that show where it's all about people who are

afraid or I guess they're having anxiety over not being married. Please track 18. Not only that, like Mike told my friend, it maybe there's a reason why you're not married yet. And he confessed that he has certain goals that he wants to achieve So Kevin if you're not married yet and you could pass it you have goals you want to achieve I'm guessing those goals would be like a 3-some Maybe an Asian

Ask the mouth might be a goal that you're looking to achieve before you get married Yeah, what other goals are you trying to fit in there? I'm better. I have goals about learning how to fart in public. That's a good goal. Alright, so at the end of that episode about this fear of not being married, she does this tease, and I don't know if you're familiar with this, but play track 19. So anyway, not to change the subject, but there's this little thing going around on Facebook called P-P-A-P. Look it up on YouTube.

I mean, you don't have to. My sister said it's a waste of time, but this is one Asian man talking about apple pens and pineapple pens. It's pretty catchy What? Okay, I'm glad you didn't know about this either because I was I was like I gotta look this up And I find this video with 46 million views and I have a track out here that's called ppap I have a pen. I have a track out here that's called P-P-A-P. I have a pen. I have a apple. I have a pen. I have a pen. I have pineapple. I have a pen. I have a pen.

I have a pen. I have a pen. I have a pen. I have a pen. Apple Pen! Pineapple Pen! Oh! Pineapple Apple Pen! And the show has reached a new low. That was the video, yeah, that's the video that she's like, oh, you gotta check this out guys, if you haven't seen this, this is the biggest thing. Pineapple Pants or Pan? When she said, when she said I thought she was saying, pineapple pants.

Okay. But it's actually a pen. Oh, pen. Yeah, and he's got a pineapple pen. He's got an apple pen. Oh. And then he's got a pen, apple, pineapple pen. It's done.

I don't know if I need to describe that, but it's a done. Well, the way you have it labeled on here is it's P-P-A-P, so like P-PAP. So I'm thinking it's like, you know, some type of sleeping apparatus or something. Yeah, no, it's not anything that would make any sense to a normal adult. Oh my god, the internet is fucking retarded. So I just have one more thing I want to play if you will, if you will allow me to. I guess. So the woman who hosts this show, her name is Lupet.

And it reminded me of one of my favorite guests on Howard Stern show, a porn actress named Little Loop A. Oh yeah yeah yeah, Little Loop A. Alright so I just have a quick track for those people who know what I'm talking about. Here's my little loop A clip. She had some of the best ISOs ever. You have a big penance? I love penance. Penance is my favorite. I love Lucy. I love cats. Peanut is my favorite. I love pussy. Woo! I love cats.

I love anal. Woo! But you're not pussy. Oh. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I have a Pussy pen. Pussy pen. I put my apple and pineapple pen in my pussy pen. Kevin, I gotta tell you, it is the middle of February. I live in, I don't live very far from Canada. I'm in New York State. Someone just jogged by my house in hot pants and a tank top. What's, this global warming thing is awesome. I gotta get outside. It looks really nice out.

What's the temperature there? I think it's supposed to be 60 today. Oh. H? That's like here. Holy shit. It should be. It should be about 12 outside. H? That's like here. You know, as someone who used to live in Rochester, it should be about 12 outside.

Right. You know what? I opened, I just opened up the weather app on my iPhone, and I have two son and Rochester side-by-side, and they're both 62 degrees today. Are you serious? That's crazy. And we do have fans in the UK and other places So can you explain to them what 62 means? I don't I think they're gonna be confused 62 degrees Fahrenheit. I don't know what that means in Celsius

But well Celsius is weird because if it's if it's 20 degrees It's freezing, but it was 21. It's too hot There's there's not enough variance between the numbers. I feel like It needs to be a larger scale Why are we the only country and like the world it doesn't use like metric Prex yeah, that's the only reason maybe Trump will like repeal that or something maybe it'll be long Oh, are you kidding me Trump probably banned at your success? Get out of here with the centimeters the bullshit he's going to make up like some

completely new metric like system of measurement the Trump Trump measurement system or something like that everything is huge yeah it's like how many Trump hands is your penis mine's only three trump hands Feel bad about it the wall between Mexico will be huge it'll be 75 trump hands So Kevin we've had a lot of fun at poor Lupe Guevara. What, how do you pronounce it? Guevara, I think. Lupe Guevara, it's expanse.

And she's a very positive person. We're both jerks. Yeah. Well, I don't know about both. I don't know about both. I have a jerk. Here's the good news, Lupe. Next week, we're gonna do this again,

but we're gonna be listening to a whole other podcast. That's crazy. You know what that means, Kevin? It means it's time for the next week's teaser, lead-in. Oh. Oh. Oh! Oh!

Let's make a baby. Oh, I'm pretty happy with that. Oh, I'm pretty happy with that. Oh, I'm pretty happy with that. So make a baby Next week is episode 50 of wattp which might not seem like a milestone because it isn't but we're excited about it We're gonna be listening to all very different style of podcast and I grabbed a clip from it because I like to tease the people I want them to get excited about next week's episode and without further ado, my straw. I really appreciate the five star ratings. I have 28 of them right now. I'm very proud of that. I would love to increase that a little bit because I am in hot competition with another gay podcast. Although they don't really know that I'm in competition with them, but I am. And I want to blow them out of the water. Oh, wait, I get it. That's one sentence. I want to blow them out of the water.

Oh boy. This show is called an older gay guy show. It's hosted by Joey Hernandez. And that clip is from episode 39 entitled, say hello to my little dick pump. Of course, of course, that's on scope. This guy is, this guy does a show that's for gay gentlemen who are over 40 years old. He says, he says just because we are further along an age, it doesn't mean our gay life has to be limited or boring. We are not invisible. We are the largest growing segment of gay individuals. So let's keep our community vibrant. All right. This is going to be a very interesting one too.

To interview. I can tell you're excited about it. Yeah, I mean, I don't have any problem with If you're gay over under 40 doesn't make a difference, but I just I do like the way he tried to work the below thing into that During that teaser there that was a kind of interesting Pretty gosh darn clever The D-clap. The D-clap. The D-clap. Pretty gosh darn clever. So the description of this episode, Kevin, is I'm excited to try out my new Bathmate Hydro

Max X-30 Dick Pump. It increases blood flow for a harder firmer erection and some say it increases girth and length of your dick. Hmm. Interesting. What was the model number of that? Well, it was, I'm glad you asked. It's the new Bethmate Hydromax X30 dick bump.

New Bethmate. Right. So, I have the X20 as I think you do too. And I don't know that it's increased girth oralang. So, I'm excited about the X30. Oh, you know what it's actually done is reduced my wallet. You're my people. Because it costs money.

That was as bad as your e-cards from our our last show. Hey, we got absolutely zero emails about my e-cards. We have a post the e-card I created for WATP by pussy itches? No, but we did create our own e-card. We should have a section of our website, WATP e-cards. That segway is pretty nicely into the fact that we're in the midst of kind of a revamp of our website and if you've been listening for a while you'll notice there's a new logo for the show and Some other things we've revamped like the Facebook page Cobra Commander now makes an appearance on the Facebook page and so Cobra Commander. Yeah, so yeah he's becoming a bigger, bigger part of the show I think and but yeah

so look for that for you know everybody that's listening you know look for for some changes as far as the website is concerned and yeah maybe we will add a e-card section with the brilliant one that that you've created awesome well. Well, Kevin, I'm excited about this show and I hope that everyone will join us again next week because it might be the episode where we find out once and for all. Who. Thanks for joining us on our journey. If you liked the podcast, please tell your friends about us. And don't forget to subscribe to... W-I-T! ...on items and social media for all of our great episodes.

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