Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep493 - Music Commentary Podcasts

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Starting point is 00:02:26 Also, we encourage our listeners. Give us a five-star review and have a podcast and then shit over us in the comment section. Today, we'll be competing for the worst podcast in the music commentary category. We've each brought a different podcast that we think is the worst. But before we do that, let's talk about the results from last week. Lucy was on vacation. It was wonderful. I'm happy for that. I won. I'm glad, I'm glad that you were on vacation.

Starting point is 00:02:51 It looked like you were enjoying yourself. Yes. I don't picture you as a beach person. I'm not. But you seemed like you were having fun. I burned, it was wonderful. No shark attacks. Not a single one.

Starting point is 00:03:00 Okay, good. That's exciting. Happy for you on that. Thank you. So we had Vinny sit in last week and we looked at the worst parenting podcasts and Let me tell you who got second place and then we will do a drum roll. Oops Second place with 25% of the vote was Vinny with no guilt mom with 25% of the vote was Vinny with no guilt mom.

Starting point is 00:03:29 So that means it's down to either me or Andy for first place. Drum roll please! Who could it be? And the winner is 64% of the votes. Carl hook-eyed and smiley. Although it's interesting, I put out the video of that with that guy Bob smiley No one seems to give a fuck on YouTube about it

Starting point is 00:03:48 But people seem to enjoy to listen to the show I voted for you the comedy For who had the bet with the worst show yeah, I was oftentimes it's loose pretty bad show Okay, so I think that means I go first this week, right? How do you want to do it? Do you want to go? Well, let's see, Andy got last place. So I'll go last. You'll go last. Yeah. We'll sandwich Lucy.

Starting point is 00:04:11 I guess. Good. It's my favorite Valentine's Day ever. All right. Everything's coming up. Lucy right now. All right. Well, in that case, I will get things started.

Starting point is 00:04:20 And thank you very much. You know, I wasn't going to do this podcast. It's kind of the podcast that gave me the idea to do this category. But I got another suggestions from people and I looked at other things and I thought, No, this is really just the most pretentious, annoying music commentary podcast. It's one that we reviewed back on November 3 2019 with the guys from Who's Right, Doug and Anthony. It's a show called Your Favorite Band Sucks.

Starting point is 00:04:49 And Your Favorite Band Sucks was a show that I enjoyed when I first heard it. I said, you weren't going to do this. I know. That's why I just said. You lied to me. That's why I just said it. I wasn't going to. You lied to me. I decided today to do it.

Starting point is 00:04:59 You cheater. I decided today. See, not listening to me. Did I just say that? Well, I thought you were talking about a different show You're doing a run up to I wasn't gonna do this and that because what happened was I Checked it on him a little while ago. I'm like, yeah, what are these guys up to? I enjoy their show They're interesting. They're funny and they were doing a show about Wilco now. Wilco is a band I don't care that much about I've've seen them live a couple of times.

Starting point is 00:05:25 I probably haven't listened to a Willco song on purpose in over a decade, but I know of them. I know what they do. I know other people who enjoy them. I've enjoyed their live shows and things like that. So I thought, let's check in with these guys, think about Willco, obviously it's your favorite band, so the whole point is that

Starting point is 00:05:41 whatever they're covering is gonna suck. I get it. I'm in that business. Yeah. I tell this stuff works. Not a big deal. So this is a show hosted by Mark Mosley and Tyler Mahan Co.

Starting point is 00:05:53 And so we're gonna start off with, it's not just Willco that sucks in this episode. It's everything associated with Willco ever. First thing that we do have to say when we talk about how much Willco ever. First thing that we do have to say when we talk about how much Willco sucks is that we're also talking about how every band associated with Willco and this entire scene, all of that. It's kind of a blanket statement.

Starting point is 00:06:18 It all sucks. OK, so every single band that's involved, and I think they're talking about Alt Country, which is kind of where the category that Willco fits into, if you're not familiar with that band, they're an alternative country act, I suppose. I guess that's where they've been pigeonholed as. And these guys think that that entire genre sucks.

Starting point is 00:06:38 Sure. Uncle Tupelo, Sunvolt, Whiskey Town, all of this stuff just across the board is bad. It's all a version of the same band over and over again. I wonder if anybody that is in one of those bands that fall into the same world as Wilco is listening to this going, thank God they covered Wilco and not my shitty band. But you should just assume that we're also talking about your shitty band and maybe we'll get to do an episode on your shitty band too.

Starting point is 00:07:03 But you should assume that if you're in the same world musically as Wilco in general, we consider you to also be equally shitty. Okay, so I'm listening. You guys are going to take down a entire genre, subgenre of music. Tell me why. I want to know what's going on with this. I'm interested to hear about it. I have an open mind.

Starting point is 00:07:22 How many listeners do they have that they're worried that a band is actually going to hear what they have to say? You know, that's interesting. It's semi-popular. They do okay. I think they have like 15,000 subs on YouTube. Have they done the isotopes? Ha ha! They better not! Because it's no one's favorite band. So it wouldn't make sense. So, one of the things I want to point out is that they can have opinions on music,

Starting point is 00:07:48 and I can't argue with opinions on music. But I can tell you, you suck at podcasting. And here's an example. They're trying to do a comedy podcast, and they decided to do the same joke, not once, not twice, but thrice, as they volley it back and forth. I thought you were going to say you wondered if any of the dudes in these bands ever forgot which one was the one they were in. Yes.

Starting point is 00:08:09 Some dude from Whiskey Town reading an awful review of the Uncle Tupelo album or the new Wilco album and they start to get mad because they forget that this isn't the one that they're in. I can't believe they would say that about, oh wait a minute, I'm not in that band fuck are you in that Band no, I'm not know what the fuck you talking about. No, we're not in that band Yeah, we got it

Starting point is 00:08:32 We got it's interchangeable all these guys are interchangeable. They don't even know which bands there and I get it this is a Slippery slope for a guy wearing a warp tour shirt to take, where everything that's associated with one thing also sucks because I remember Papa Roach and Cherry Poppin' Daddies were on the warp tour. And then you're gonna walk around sporting that shirt. Well, it's warp tour 17. Never know, Cherry Poppin' Daddies and warp tour 17.

Starting point is 00:09:00 Andy, come on. Oh yeah, that's what it was. Direct together. That was the heyday of thep Tour. Let's talk about What this music is? What they're trying to accomplish the fans of willco because obviously the premise is your favorite band sucks If your favorite band is willco, and I should say There's a on their website says pro tip start with an episode on a band you don't like

Starting point is 00:09:23 Probably a good idea, because if you just tune into these guys, you're like, I love Primus. Like, Primus fucking sucks. Like, go fuck yourselves. Although Primus sucks is what fans say also. So I guess that wouldn't be so bad. So this is them talking about the people who like Wilco. They can't figure out why someone would like this band.

Starting point is 00:09:40 So they try to figure out why that is. Bad and boring country music for people who do not actually enjoy country music. Probably because they're afraid that they would get their ass kicked if they tried to hang out in a honky tonk and they very well may be right. Okay, how does that even make sense? I'd listen to country music, but I don't know if I went to a place where they were playing that, if I get my ass kicked, so I'm just gonna lay off and listen to this bland version but I don't know if I went to a place where they were playing that I probably get my ass kicked So I'm just gonna lay off and listen to this bland version of it just to be safe

Starting point is 00:10:09 How much of a dweeb do you have to be to get your ass kicked walking into a honky tonk? I don't know but so the problem with this episode specifically is that this guy Tyler should not be on this show because he has an axe to grind he's very jaded he's a pur a purist. He's a country music purist. And the reason for that is that his father was actually a pretty well-known country music artist in the 70s, the outlaw country era. And so he knows country better than anyone. And if someone else wants to try to do country and they don't do it right, he's gonna let them know they suck in country. He's the only one who knows how to do country. And he's like, you know, this version of country is not very good.

Starting point is 00:10:48 Well, yeah, there's a lot of versions of country that are very good. Have you heard in modern country? Oh God. It's fucking garbage. This guy's like, there's not enough N words in it. So it's not real country. All right.

Starting point is 00:10:59 So what happens here because this guy is such a purist and he knows better than everyone, it's just the wrong way to go about a comedy show to just be so angry about it. And so angry about the fans even liking this kind of music. We're just like, you're just stupid. You didn't even realize there's actually good music out there. You should be listening to. Cause then he just starts like name dropping and being like the coolest guy at the party.

Starting point is 00:11:20 Oh, you don't listen to this. You don't, you never heard this band. Oh really? Oh, I guess you need to fucking get out more often. So it starts here. But if you're an Uncle Tupelo fan and you think it is A, country music, or B, good country music,

Starting point is 00:11:36 you're gonna have to go listen to the 1968 Frank Prophet recording of what I'm sure you believe is an Uncle Tupelo song, Satan Your Kingdom Must Come Down. That is the way that that song goes. Recording of what I'm sure you believe is an Uncle Tupelo song Satan your kingdom must come down That is the way that that song goes The way that you heard it is not the way that the song goes All right, so he's very likable such a I know it's such a douchey approach to this whole thing You're just like go fuck yourself if you're only listening he took out some glasses and put them on so just so he could push them

Starting point is 00:12:03 yourself. If you're only listening he took out some glasses and put them on so he could push them off. So he's like well now if you like Uncle Tupelo then you're an idiot because you should be listening to Frank Prophet. So what he's talking about is a song that's a traditional song none of these people wrote that song. In fact even Robert Plant does a version of it. So it's just like one of these songs where Uncle Tupelo also did a version of it and it's not great. Uncle Tupelo's version is not great. I agree with that. But I hate this idea of just like,

Starting point is 00:12:27 well you better listen to the fucking Purist in 1968, who recorded it, which by the way, that version sucks too. So- What black guy did he rip that off from? Yeah, it's just, it's ridiculous. So, but remember, this is a comedy show. So they are critiquing music, but they got some jokes in here too.

Starting point is 00:12:43 I'm starting an emo band with an acoustic guitar. I'm gonna call it something else. We're about in nontree music. Nontree music, yes. This is in complete lack of art and soul. It's instead of country. I didn't see you laughing Lucy, let me explain it. Instead of country, it's nontree.

Starting point is 00:13:01 Like there's nothing redeemable about it. I thought it was about Christianity no none None of that nun tree music good good joke right there. Why did why do they have? Lucy's Ants Bahamas had it sitting on the couch by the boy the show started off The the guy mark was wearing that hat and I guess like hipsters and Nashville. See these guys are Nashville purists too. Like we come from the only place where people appreciate music so we know music a lot better than everyone else.

Starting point is 00:13:30 It's a very similar vibe we'll get into more clips of that of like setting John with his long Island stuff. Oh you guys don't understand you can't even sell someone's kids not where I'm from. You guys might like that where you're from but where I'm from people might like shit music where you're from but I'm from Nashville. Yeah. A place where we actually know what good music is

Starting point is 00:13:46 There's so pretentious in this episode so bad I stole this hat from some bride on her bachelor at party Actually, you could have used that Someone as fat as ash would pee into. Oh, right, yeah, what was that called? Sombrero. Yeah. Oh, speaking of which, Dr. Steve messaged me about the show we did. Yes. I got a whole tome from him today.

Starting point is 00:14:14 Did you guys suffer from him too? Because we were talking about it. He was incensed. I don't want to muddy up this section with that, but remind me later to talk about what Dr. Steve's take on that porn star whose moms are OBGYN. Oh, yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:29 Dr. Steve, that's a thought. Deeply offended. I was glad. I was like, yeah, it's okay. Good. Right. I didn't think I was crazy. All right. So this is the worst insult that you could possibly hurl at this guy. Every now and then someone will hear, oh, he's the country music guy. And every now and then someone will assume

Starting point is 00:14:52 that I give a shit about Willco. And he always is actually offensive. What the fuck? Why would you? Do you think that low of me? What the fuck, man? Peabody some butthole. Right.

Starting point is 00:15:07 He's like a person with tits, you call her a she and she's like, what, that's not my big pronoun, you're not Wilco. Yeah. That's what he just did. All right. So I think he might be a little bit too close to this

Starting point is 00:15:22 because you could tell he's like fight it up about it Just the discography of guy Clark alone rendered even the most hypothetically awesome version of this alt country bullshit Entirely unnecessary before most of the dudes in these bands were even born Okay grandpa. I got it. Well, you listen to that music. We had music when I was going up. That's real music. Yeah, there's some grandpa going on, but there's some comic book guy going on. Oh yeah, for sure.

Starting point is 00:15:53 He is nerd now. Definitely. He knows better than all of us. Oh yeah. Okay, so now he's going to explain that Wilco's just commercialized country music man. Oh, you wanna listen to that man? Is that because the man told you to?

Starting point is 00:16:09 If you worked at a Starbucks and decided to throw on a playlist of country music prior to the year 1980 and someone from corporate came by, you would lose your job and they would play Wilco instead. Right. I mean, Outlaw Country is a station on Series XM. I think you could play it and it'd be fine. I appreciate it.

Starting point is 00:16:30 He likes to say, like, it's so badass. Oh my gosh, you'd lose your job. If you played some of this shit, my dad was up to. Watch out. Unless you're in a honky tonk. Crazy stuff right there. So then they decide, they take a leap here. So the guy just throws out this premise.

Starting point is 00:16:44 Like, if you're in a Starbucks, you play Wilco because that's what people want to hear in a Starbucks. So now they've decided that's what the soundtrack to Starbucks for some reason. And I've never heard Wilco in a Starbucks. Oh sure, I'm sure it's happened. But now they've decided that Wilco is actually background music, it's created as background music for Starbucks.

Starting point is 00:17:03 But if one of the songs that I took the time my whole life to write background music at a coffee shop, I'd be like, fuck, this really sucks. Some people aspire, man. Some people really just want to be background music at coffee shops. So first off, this guy says, if one of my songs I took my whole life to write, song should not

Starting point is 00:17:23 take your entire life to write. That's gonna be a bad song. Like if you can't figure it out pretty quickly, stop, start something different. It's not a good idea. But I love that this guy's like so fucking cool. It's just like, dude, one of my compositions ever made is fucking background music at Starbucks kill myself, man. Fucking way too cool for that shit. I got back to your warp tour thing. Yeah, commercialized bands around fucking the warp tour. I'll get back to your warp tour thing. How many commercialized bands are on fucking the warp tour?

Starting point is 00:17:47 I think I saw Eminem on the warp tour. I mean, the list goes on. There was one. Not even a band. All right, so now let's start listing all the cool bands that you should be into. Like if you're a Willco fan, you tune into this and you go, oh, the pretentious guy says I suck.

Starting point is 00:18:04 Oh, what should I be listening to to impress my friends and family and guys like him? like if you're a willco fan you tune into this and you go oh the pretentious guy says I suck oh What should I be listening to to impress my friends and family and guys like him? You should probably check out a slim Cessna's auto club and all of the offshoots of that band like Munley and the Lee Lewis Harlots you could check out 16 horsepower That would probably be a very easy jump for you to make from Willcoe, and you will spot the difference and quality immediately. There are other choices here, besides ripping off the worst of Tom Petty's albums and claiming that it's a result of your country music influences. What a pretentious douche. I didn't think he tells me to listen to him, like nah, that's fine, I'm good. Right. I don't want to listen to anything you like.

Starting point is 00:18:46 You're an asshole, go fuck yourself. Yeah, there's gotta be a better way to give somebody a recommendation and encourage them to check it out. Right, then just be like down and act like it. You're an idiot for liking that. You should be listening to this. If you don't like that, you're an even bigger idiot

Starting point is 00:18:59 than I thought you were. Everyone had one of those acquaintances that actually had good taste of music, but their approach was made you not ever want to listen to anything. I almost missed out on the kinks because of one of those douchebags. And the kinks are great. This whole review is angry and lacks any articulation as to why Wilco was not a good band.

Starting point is 00:19:21 And that's what I mean, like the guy's too close to this. He's very angry about this whole genre of music. And so he doesn't do a good job of explaining to us why I shouldn't like Wilco. Jeff Tweedy's not a good singer. Yeah, I know. Yeah. I can go back to good place to start.

Starting point is 00:19:35 I can place a start. I prefer this to that. In lieu of this guy, I would encourage people to check out what makes this song stink. Yeah. Because that guy goes through and will say, for example, the Kid Rock song all summer long. All summer long.

Starting point is 00:19:52 Him explaining why that song is terrible is fantastic. He does an amazing job articulating, going into detail why it sucks. Someone actually just emailed me, oh, I went to that guy, it's like this guy sucks at podcasts. I go, I love this guy., this guy sucks at podcasting. I go, I love this guy. He does not suck at podcasting.

Starting point is 00:20:08 So, all right, let's get into some specifics here. I wanna get some scrutiny why I shouldn't like Willco. And this is the dumbest argument. He doesn't like the song title. He's gonna explain to us why they suck because of the song title. The band straight up has a song called I am trying to break your heart.

Starting point is 00:20:24 And the, which is a fucking horrific song title. The band straight up has a song called I am trying to break your heart and the which is a fucking horrific song title and the way you know they're trying to do what if you just broke my heart Jeff what if you didn't try to do it what if we went Yoda here there is no try only do and then you just did it and also without telling me right yeah yeah like if you have to tell me what you're trying to do uh I'm trying to give you a blow job well I think I should probably know if you're trying to give me a blow job sure comedy yep I'm trying to make you come oh well you're not you're not doing it hmm wow what a reach so I think he's taking the side to a little too literally there somebody

Starting point is 00:21:01 just broke his heart yeah the, the fuck you talking about? He's not trying to break your heart, Tyler. That someone might be on the couch with him. Jesus Christ. He's like, the song isn't called I want you to like this song. It's about someone else. Maybe it should be. That'd be funnier. So then after that, Mark goes into a diatribe about how he doesn't understand the lyrics.

Starting point is 00:21:21 He's like, and I don't even want to bother to try to figure out what they mean. Okay, you don't have to. Well then I think we're done here. Yeah, I know it's twisting your arm. Like if you like the band, you want to understand what they're singing about, you can. I love a lot of songs, I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about.

Starting point is 00:21:35 I prefer it that way. Yeah, it actually works out better sometimes. All right, so now we have to do a proof that Will coastics. Now when Uncle Tupelo broke up, the two main guys parted ways and started separate bands. And so this is scientific proof that Wilco is not very good. Because the first Wilco album essentially bombed,

Starting point is 00:21:58 especially in comparison to the sales and critical reception of the first Sunvolt album, which was made by the other guy from Uncle Tupelo, who also used the same producer as Wilco. So basically, this is as close as you can get to applying the scientific process to determine which guy in Uncle Tupelo was doing the thing that Uncle Tupelo fans enjoyed.

Starting point is 00:22:24 Turns out it was J. Tupelo, doing the thing that Uncle Tupelo fans enjoyed. Turns out it was J Tupelo, not Jeff Wilco. I'm not nice, hot, or fuckable. So it's a really stupid argument because these guys, and I'll play the clips in a minute, these guys talk about how popularity has nothing to do with whether something's good or not. It's like it's Beyonce, the greatest singer of all time, she has the most Grammys, just be the greatest singer of all time, right? I mean, that's proof. That's basically what he just said. Here's proof that more critically acclaimed and more sales So obviously they're not even as good as Sunville like well, I don't think that's how that works and you know that

Starting point is 00:22:56 So that's dumb and then the arguments get even dumber after that When your entire fan base seems to be people that first of all have terrible taste of music second of all have seemingly dumber after that. Based on what? No, no, that's what I love about this. So this is the dumbest argument ever. He goes, well, this band sucks. So all their fan base like bad music and they don't even think other good music is good. What, what do you mean? Maybe some of these fucking other pretentious bands you're calling out, those Wilco fans like them too.

Starting point is 00:23:36 I don't know. Do you know that for a fact? These guys are just jumping to these leaps and they're just like, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. The people who like that band, cause that band stinks, they're also idiots. Well, yeah, no you're making that Clear I suppose but then the straw man argument comes out People who care about will co believe everyone who cares about music cares about will co

Starting point is 00:23:56 Yes, and that is nowhere near the case. So glad you said that because I feel like sometimes Is just that we live in a bubble cuz like it's Nashville, it's music cities, so everyone, I felt that maybe I would that was just what I experienced. But I think that's just genuinely true. People think it's more important than it really is, like in reality, outside of this bubble that we live in, where everyone is just like, Wilco, Wilco, Wilco, Wilco, Wilco. The general public literally gives a shit. They obviously don't. They definitely don't.

Starting point is 00:24:26 They absolutely, objectively, demonstrably do not. So they've created this whole argument where it's like people say that if you like music, you have to like Wilco. I don't know that to be the case at all. I keep thinking of Patrick Michael and how everything goes back to high school. Yes.

Starting point is 00:24:43 Because this sounds like they weren't popular. And they were popular things. They were popular, they were a band, and people didn't like their band. But those kids were listening to Willco, and they're like, well, what the fuck? We're better than Willco. Can't you tell where the chord structure?

Starting point is 00:24:55 This melody is much more intricate than what Willco's doing, but you like that better. I sing better than him. That's what I'm hearing. I'm more of a vocal range than him. Why, yeah, I know, it's ridiculous. I've been marinating on the last clip about people's musical tastes

Starting point is 00:25:08 just like being across the board bad. And it's not true because I've had the opposite experiences with Ween and Fishfans and Primus and Fishfans and all of these fucking Fishfans glomming onto these bands that I like and showing up and smelling and getting in my way Fish fans have ruined my two for bands to go see live ween and primus because now it's a bunch of hippies These chicks who don't shave their armpits

Starting point is 00:25:35 Trying to watch the band next to me. Thank you, ma'am There you So I'll ask you Lucy. you're a metalhead. Yes. You hang out with a lot of metal guys. Yeah. Do you ever have the conversation about Wilco is the most important band ever exists? I had never heard of Wilco before.

Starting point is 00:25:52 You never heard of that part? That's what I mean. These guys are just like, and everyone's just like, Wilco's the greatest band ever. They're fucking idiots. Like, no, no one's saying that. It's possible that I heard them in Starbucks. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:26:03 Yeah, probably. Metalheads are really like this though. Oh, totally. They have this same approach. This is exactly the, you were saying earlier, I don't even remember, but this feels like every conversation that I've ever had with a metalhead. Oh yeah, just walk up to a metalhead and go,

Starting point is 00:26:16 I think five finger death punch is pretty good. Oh, murder you! If you like that, man, we should be listening to it. It was bastard out! Yeah, yeah. You're gonna get shouted down. Yes All right, so Now let's get back to the pretentious bands that we should be listening to if we like Wilco

Starting point is 00:26:32 We're wrong is what we should be doing. Hey, also if you do listen to the song every little thing and enjoy it Then what you need to do next is go listen to every album by the band Marvelous 3 and they're not on Spotify. So you'll actually have to put in some effort to improve your taste in music. They're not on Spotify. Which I'm certain sounds crazy to all the Willco fans tuning into this. Marvelous 3 has some songs on Spotify, but not all of their albums and not all of the good stuff. Underrated band. Absolutely. If you know the name Butch Walker, but you don't know who marvelous three is then there are some blind spots In your awareness of music get some help. Oh you only like the marvelous three songs are not Spotify If you're listening to it, it's not vital you're doing it wrong. What are you doing? Wait a time

Starting point is 00:27:22 I'd say one more clip on here and They have an amazing argument for people who say well fans so well they must be pretty good Which by the way, no one is saying maybe they maybe they get this from people who are like, you know like Pink Floyd Maybe they do I don't know I guess that's who they're arguing Yes, but I guess he's like a straw man to me and this is a terrible arguments If they say like well you can't say that that band sucks, they sold blah, blah, blah albums, they're fucking huge. I'm gonna say, oh cool, so Avatar's your favorite movie, right?

Starting point is 00:27:53 Avatar's the greatest fucking movie ever made. It's seriously the best movie, best storytelling, best cinematography ever. Shut the fuck up. You don't say that about anything else that you do in your life. Coca-Cola's the highest selling beverage on earth whatever So you just think coke is the greatest thing ever you don't drink anything else but coke fuck water I only drink coke. This is stupidest argument on earth if you have an avatar tattoo. Okay. Yeah, I'll listen to you. I Would like to go back to listen to the other douchebag

Starting point is 00:28:28 When I was in the Bahamas, this guy came up to me and started hitting on me. And he was like, oh, what do you like? And I was like, movies. And he asked me my favorite movie. And then I asked him his favorite movie. And he said Avatar. And I immediately walked the fuck away from him. Avatar? I'll be over here.

Starting point is 00:28:40 That's what I was thinking when he was saying that, like, Avatar's gotta be someone's favorite movie. It's a pilot dog. It's be someone's favorite movie It's a dog. He's Cameron's favorite movie sure But he's missing he's obviously missing the point and I think purposely yeah missing the point was just like Why don't you drink Coca-Cola for every meal? It's like why don't listen to Wilco every day? They keep people who will cause their favorite band listen to other music as well Probably hundreds of other bands if I had to make a guess on it.

Starting point is 00:29:07 So anyway, the way that they come across, they're so pretentious, they know everything better than everyone else. There's a fun way to do this. And like, shitty song of the week is fun. You could do these types of shows. I'm sure you guys have some examples here coming up where you can have a little bit of fun with it

Starting point is 00:29:25 But just to be pretentious and I like anyone likes woke up as a douchebag like were you? Telling us to nobody likes an elitist right yeah back in the early days. He used to do greatest song by Yeah, right and the fun part of it is it's objective Yes And the fun part of it is it's objective. You know? And I pretended it wasn't. Yes, you were like, everybody's wrong except me. And that was hilarious. Yes, that was the whole point of it. It's to be like these guys.

Starting point is 00:29:50 Oh no, no, it was the worst song. Worst song ever. Yeah, worst song ever by each band. Yeah, right. Like Van Halen, the answer is? Dance the night away. Oh my god, never mind. Dude, this bitch sucks.

Starting point is 00:30:00 It's gonna be bad. Hey, girl, what the fuck is wrong with you? Dance the night away. Fuck out of here. Son of a bitch. I love that song. The answer is the lyrics only time will tell if we can stay in the test of time. And you know that.

Starting point is 00:30:17 Because I was testing it. Because the guitar solo, we get a new singer in the band the singer starts singing He's playing a guitar right now stop it turn his mic off I Saw Got to see the sound check and everything I want tickets on the radio. Who do we say was up next? Because nobody bought any. Who do we say was going to be up next? Lucy typebites. Lucy typebites. What did you bring for us today?

Starting point is 00:30:54 Well, today is Valentine's Day. So I decided that I would bring a couple of women who are really angry at the world, and I brought Songs My ex ruined, which is a couple of music journalists, Courtney and Melissa, and they have a guest on their show to talk about a song that their ex ruined. I have been listening to these clips. I've never listened to this podcast. I like the premise. Yeah. It's a decent premise.

Starting point is 00:31:18 It's a decent premise, right? So in clip one, we're going to see who the guest is today and we'll also get to start learning about how dumb our hosts are. Really thrilled to have Lola Kirk with us. She has a new single out, All My Exes Live in LA. It is not an interpolation of George Straits All My Exes Live in Texas. Interpolation? Wow.

Starting point is 00:31:44 That's not a fucking word, right? I'd have to look it up. I've never used it, I've never heard it before. It doesn't mean it's not a word. Interpolation is a word. No, interpolation. Oh no, that's not a word. Is there a documentary about it?

Starting point is 00:31:56 And they're wrong, it's possible. Exactly. It's like quizzing people on vocabulary. All right, I might have fucked that one up, but it's fine. Because in clip two, we are going to find out what song was ruined by her ex for Lola Okay, I hope you guys are ready because it's Beth by kiss whoa, okay, okay? Wow, okay? I know it's really weird

Starting point is 00:32:21 That song wasn't ruined by an axe Ruin when it was written. That song sucks. Yeah. Yeah. So she wants to listen to Bath but can't? She can no longer listen to Bath. I know.

Starting point is 00:32:33 It's a really sad life for her. That is... That was perfect. An otherwise perfect album ruined by Bath. Yes, correct. Well, just like your guys, you know, they had the jokes in clip three. We're also going to get to find out that Lola has the jokes. You know, I was re-listening to it this morning to kind of untraumatize myself before discussing

Starting point is 00:32:54 it. And I did have to think, was this song really ruined for me by my ex or was this song just kind of ruined from the beginning? It's the same joke you made Kind of here's this better. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I saw that one coming. Yeah, I could say yeah Yeah, that's the joke. Okay. I remember where I was going with this. I'm still on Bahamas mind. That's all right All right, cool in clip four Lola going to do some humble bragging about her father who used to be in, I think, bad company and free in order for us to find out how it is that her ex ruined Beth for her.

Starting point is 00:33:37 You're going to notice that she's talking a lot about nothing. Okay. And we're going to hear a lot of that in the following clips as well. And my dad was in bad company and free and I think he did the rock and roll fantasy camp Which was this really funny phenomenon. I don't know if they still do it. He's like fantasy football Kind of it's this camp where I think really rich Playing bands with Fantasies involved I got nothing but bass players

Starting point is 00:34:15 And a kicker for some reason I got Dave Grohl, but as a guitar That's pretty funny I know I was that someone doesn't know a fantasy football. That's really stupid. I know. That's someone who doesn't know what fantasy football is. I don't know anything about football and I know that those two things are not even a little bit. Well I'm trying to think of like if fantasy football was like fantasy rock and roll camp, so I would get to go and play with the bills.

Starting point is 00:34:36 Yeah. Man, this is the first day. Carlos five broken bones. Fantasy camp was fun. Thanks for dropping me off, Mom. Clip five, Lola is going to continue giving us the extremely long and boring backstory. You'll also notice that we still have not talked about the song, Beth, which is it's fine.

Starting point is 00:34:57 But like promise me something and give it to me in a broadcast. Don't bore us get to the chorus. Yes. So my dad and Paul Stanley, I think, met at this rock and roll fantasy camp. And cut to like five years later, I'm in Detroit, and I really loved the movie Detroit Rock City. And I came to kiss through that movie. So when she says her dad and Paul Stanley met.

Starting point is 00:35:22 Yeah, yeah. We all know the rumors here. They're teaching the guys how to give a blow job. Yeah. Now let's talk about tour bus etiquette. I just hated that so much because the worst possible reason to get into kiss is because of the movie Detroit Rack City. I did enjoy that movie. I know what you mean. No, I love that movie. That is not a reason to get into the movie. Correct. It's not a movie about kids.

Starting point is 00:35:49 It's about going to a concert. It justifies you being a fan of kids. Right. So in Clip 6, she is going to flash forward some more time, and Lola is going to be in a crystal store, where you buy those stupid fucking gems and stuff. Watch it. Julie might be listening.

Starting point is 00:36:05 Yep. And she is going to get a surprise phone call. So I'm in this gem store. What's it called? The Precious Stones. And they sell like Dreamcatchers and stuff. And I get a call on my phone from an unknown number. As I'm picking up these rocks that are meant to make all my dreams come true or whatever.

Starting point is 00:36:23 And I answer the phone and I hear someone go Lola Kirk and I said yes. He goes it's Paul Stanley from kiss Whoa, wow Dream catchers that made that happen Very cool. We're coming to so Paul gives her six VIP passes to his show and she invites some of her co-workers one of which is a bodybuilder whose shoulders she plans on sitting on the entire yeah I was just thinking can I do a paul impression I was I was trying to think of how to do it because I wanted to say like you have any boyfriends you can bring

Starting point is 00:37:00 I have six passes for you and five guys. She also brings her boyfriend to the show on the positive. All right. He's up for a challenge. In clip seven, her and her boyfriend and their friends finally make it to the concert and Kiss performs Beth, but something very exciting happens during the show to Lola. Someone murders Peter Criss halfway to Lola. Someone murders Peter Chris. Anyway, so Paul Stanley seems to be looking at my direction.

Starting point is 00:37:32 And my boyfriend, who is very lovely, decides this is a great moment to get extremely jealous. And he's like Paul Stanley was singing that song to you the entire time. And I'm like, really? That's so cool. I flattered. And he'm like, really? That's so cool. I flattered. And he's very, very upset.

Starting point is 00:37:48 So your boyfriend wasn't upset that your vag was on some dude's neck, but your boyfriend was upset that Paul Stanley was singing the song, Bet you. Let's think about that for just one second though, because Paul Stanley never sung the song, Beth. Correct. Ever. He doesn't sing that song.

Starting point is 00:38:03 He was never saying that song. Peter Chris would fucking lose his shit if Paul Stanley sang that song. Paul Stanley sang that song. If Paul Stanley sang that song, he'd be proof he's gay. Yes. Yes. So yeah, it was only ever Peter Criss. I think Eric Singer sang it a couple of times. Sure. But the better part about this story that I discovered later on in the episode, she mentions what year she went to this concert So of course I looked it up and it turns out that it was a the alive 35 tour And you know because it's kiss they put out all their set lists. They did not play the song back So this entire story is bullshit. No, it's not it's completely completely insane

Starting point is 00:38:42 So in clip eight after the show they go backstage Because of of course they do. And Paul Stanley goes to talk to Lola. And basically he says, yeah, I saw you on that bodybuilder's shoulders while I was singing Beth. So I sang the whole thing to you. And my boyfriend's like, see, I knew it. And gets very mad. We get to do a huge, huge, huge fight. Wait, really? Oh, my God, a huge fight. No. Which is very uncharacteristic, I will say. This ex-boyfriend is still one of my best friends and dear to me.

Starting point is 00:39:13 I'm so upset that she thinks that he sings that song. I'm pretty sure she's thinking of the wrong song. Yeah. What other ballads do they do that are as stupid as Beth? And something that Paul Stanley sings. Yeah, something that of the Paul sing it's gotta be God gave rock and roll to you what is he yeah yeah what's that disco what they do I was made for love me maybe that's what she's thinking of there's no way Gene Simmons is singing I was made for love at you right that's gotta be a Paul Stanley song

Starting point is 00:39:42 I don't know where. So you think this whole thing is made up, this whole story? I think the whole thing is made up. And I wish one of the hosts would be like, well, this doesn't make any fucking sense. Yeah, yeah. We're talking about.

Starting point is 00:39:52 I don't understand how it's possible. Her day was in bad company, she doesn't know that Paul Stanley doesn't sing Beth? Yeah, exactly. The fuck? It's wrong. Disappointed. It's such a good format and she failed so miserably.

Starting point is 00:40:02 Everybody is failing at this. So, we... I can relate. We... You guys, I missed you so much. Aw. And you got 11% of the vote last time. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:15 I'm sorry about that. All right, in clip nine, we are going to find out what happened to Lola and her boyfriend now that the song Beth is ruined forever. Okay. So what happened with yourola and her boyfriend now that the song Beth is ruined forever. Okay. So what happened with your relationship after that? Oh, we stayed together for years and... I mean, we just never listened to Kiss again.

Starting point is 00:40:35 I mean, it sounds like it probably weren't going to anyway. Pretty good formula for keeping a relationship together, I would say. That'd be healthy relationship. Never listened to Kiss again. Sounds like they never did before either. Yeah, good point.

Starting point is 00:40:46 They don't know anything about it. So we've been getting to hear a lot from Lola, but the hosts Courtney and Melissa don't want to be out done on their own podcast. So they have to explain that they also have a totally irrational reason to hate Kiss in Clipton. Beautiful. Well, you know who ruined kiss for me? Who? Was Gene Simmons himself.

Starting point is 00:41:09 Same! Gene Simmons ruined kiss for me too! OK. So they're basically all just bragging about who they know, the entire episode, talking nothing about the song, no good reason to stop liking it. Are they mad about spitting blood? I have, well. They mad about flying over the crowd?

Starting point is 00:41:26 What specifically did Gene do to these women? On the plus side in clip 11, we're going to get to find out that one of the hosts is pissed because Gene Simmons actually made her lose a $20 bet. Okay. Roll the clip. Justifies. The stories I've heard about Gene Simmons is writes pretty long. Yes. Gene Simmons is going to hit on you.

Starting point is 00:41:46 He does it to everybody. I've seen him do this a million times. And I was like, I bet he won't. I bet that I can keep it professional enough that he won't do it. Oh, Courtney. And naive. He held it together until the interview was over

Starting point is 00:41:59 and we were in the green room talking about it. And he was telling me his thoughts. And then he just had to say something about my boobs And I was like dude Dude, thank you. I Love it when you guys talk about my boobs. Yeah, it's wonderful. It's a lovely Could you imagine if Gene Simmons was here talking about your boobs? I would be a stab. I know it'd be amazing That's a story for the rest of your life right there. It would be wonderful.

Starting point is 00:42:22 Humble brag. Oh, I lost on a $20 bet that Gene Simmons would have thought I was fuckable. I know, seriously. Good boy. So in clip 12, we're going to find out what her actual response was. By the way, Gene Simmons is famous for fucking anyone. Right.

Starting point is 00:42:40 Like, I forget what the quote is. Oh, actually, I think I remember what it is. Someone was asking him. Like, he had this chick with him this one night on the tour It's like a nine and then the next night this pig that he fucked and I'm like, gee Why would you fuck that girl? He's like he can't have steak every day. So like you have to have fast food Doesn't give a fuck Pussy is pussy is his motto so and Stutter John miss quotes him is his motto. And Stutter John misquotes him.

Starting point is 00:43:03 Can't hit pizza every night. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Well, yeah. I mean, she's so fucking Jewish. She can get rich by writing checks. We all know that. All right, clip 13. How is she ever going to financially recover from the loss of this $20? Jesus, enough about the fucking $20. Really? Let's start a GoFundMe right now to get Courtney her $20 from Gene Simmons. Okay, yes.

Starting point is 00:43:42 GoFund, Courtney's $20 bet loss. Adjusted for inflation, obviously. Hilarious. Yeah, so this podcast sucks. Weaponize those titties. That'll make you $20. I will say, Lucy, that podcast did suck. Yeah, you are correct about that. Good job. Songs My Ex Ruined was not a fun time for listening. Good summation. I appreciate the format and very poorly executed. Andy, what did you bring for us today, buddy? This week, I brought a show called Josh Jones.

Starting point is 00:44:15 Now, Josh Jones is one of these people that it's the fad of the day to be reacting to music videos. Yes. Everybody wants to. I was doing the beautiful heads-up. It's all kids react or pregnant moms react to AC-DC, you know? So, a lot of reviewers that do videos like that are talking about the new Tom McDonald song called Facts.

Starting point is 00:44:39 Okay. Is anybody aware of this song? I am not. I'm learning so much about music. Yeah, I know. You shouldn't be aware of it. Okay. There's one good reason tons of people are talking of this song? I'm not I'm learning so much about music. Yeah, I know you shouldn't be aware of it There's one good reason tons of people are talking about this song. Okay, and the worst reaction videos Yeah, I watched a lot of reaction videos to find the worst one. Okay, and that's Josh Jones

Starting point is 00:45:05 Now I don't know much about Josh except that he saw other people doing this style of format and said That's the easiest way to make a YouTube video sure is to watch somebody else do something and I'll put in my thoughts. I don't know if it's the algorithm, but I see these all the time on YouTube But it's always black guys listening to zeppelin or something Right Very interesting that you would say that car. Okay, because we have Josh Jones And then we have this other guy in the video who I assume is his uncle Because it's an older black guy and if this is in the zeitgeist now that black kids don't have dads They're just not there's no say not present in their life

Starting point is 00:45:43 Now I'm that's coming from Black Instagram, it's like every joke is like one guy. I wish I could remember his name He's just like whenever somebody says something to me, and I don't understand the word I just start looking it up. So this guy said I had to take my dad to the phlebotomist So I was just like, oh, let me look this up dad So that's why that's why I say that. I like it. But in clip one here, Josh is going to kick off the stream

Starting point is 00:46:11 and establish the topic of the day. What's up with the game? It's up. Oh, hey, Josh. Back with another video, man. Today we got your boy, my boy. Tom McDonald, man. Now, Tom McDonald, he's spent so fast that he's hard to catch.

Starting point is 00:46:27 Yes. I'm excited for this one. He raps on a different frequency. Binship. Zero. This one called Fax. What does he have an ice pop? Is that an icey pop?

Starting point is 00:46:43 Is that what he's snacking on during the show? Or is it Mike too? Yeah, I'm calling this guy Unk. Uncle, his is his uncle, right? So Unk has decided that he's gonna eat a grape-freezy pop with all the crinkling and cracking that comes along with that. So that's a pro move right off the bat.

Starting point is 00:46:58 I'm gonna have some root beer barrels. Yeah. Twist those open. Yeah. I'm gonna eat some pop rocks while I'm talking about facts. It's like ticeting mushrooms. Yeah. Oh yeah. Now you might have heard Josh mention another name in there but Josh remembers Tom McDonald previously collaborated with this other artist and here he's he's gonna bring that up. That boy Tom is him boy because I don't feel like in the headache trying to follow him

Starting point is 00:47:28 They boy is one of them boy. He's White chocolate like Fred I'm saying like Tom and I got what's that you need some lotion for your hands. I'm like you strike me Yes You need some lotion for your hands. I'm like you strike me fire Yes Just a dry Who we had the time and Adam right we hygiene you huh? It was it was time and Adam last time right? No, it was Adam hold No it was Adam Hoon. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:48:06 I don't know. You brought an ASMR podcast. You want to get fucked up the assignment. Yes, that's why I brought this, just for the ASMR. But he was right about that, because Tom McDonald had another project where he worked with this other rapper named Adam Calhoun. And White Boys is a good song. I know like a lot of Tom McDonald music, but Tom McDonald and Adam Calhoun, White Boys, check it out.

Starting point is 00:48:32 Better than Beth. Better than Beth. But so he lost complete confidence. He was just like, oh, this is the guy that rapped with Adam. Adam who? I don't know. That's what he said. But we're gonna get into the track here.

Starting point is 00:48:46 And when vocalists are in the studio, they almost always double track their vocal line, right? So they could, well, it's a way to be, well, how would you know? You're in the isotopes. But when people record lyrics, a lot of time they'll double track it for stereo or just to increase the richness of the audio.

Starting point is 00:49:08 So, Ankh is gonna start talking about how that's present on this track and it's gonna completely go over Josh's head. The engineer, the mixtures, the work that they did in the studio and this is obvious off the rip. He has a double overlay. Do you hear that?

Starting point is 00:49:23 It's like, man, how do you be knowing these stuff? a double overlay do you hear that is like how do you know any stuff like a double overlay I'm saying you hear it you okay you hear to okay let me go back here it's like he's really he's doing two tracks can you yeah oh yeah okay yeah like it's like you've been there before you're doing a show about music the guy says something intelligent She's like, yeah, yeah, that sounds right. All right. It's like what? Well, that's funny you mentioned that because you heard about the echo. Oh, yeah, yeah, I get what you I get what you Yeah, yeah, yeah clip or should have got there sooner. Oh, yeah Okay Oh yeah. The, the, the, and then. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Okay, he recorded it as more than once.

Starting point is 00:50:07 That's a synthesizer. And he wrapped it more than once is what I'm saying. And so, you take both of the counters, you take both of the lyrics and you run them at the same time. So it sounds, it almost sounds like it's a slight echo. You catch that? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:50:23 That's studio work. That's somebody, that's that yeah That's studio work. You know that's somebody That's somebody grinding in the studio as they put his stuff down. He's so so I dig that he said you see Ruth a hoodie I don't care if I offend you. I like that hangover gang You get what I'm saying. Oh, yeah, yeah, see what it sure says. No, you don't understand what I'm saying I actually I I could be wrong about this. I've never recorded Rap or anything like that But it's probably like a slapback or a reverb you wouldn't have someone record the track twice if you wanted to get that effect to it

Starting point is 00:50:56 You're gonna realize that these guys don't know a lot I don't think they do including gender politics because in clip 5 Tom McDonald can be Relyed on to rap about certain things without fail the second amendment rights often White pride often, okay, okay, so Tom brings up gender identity and Josh is gonna have a hot take on that subject as well. I don't wanna talk about you don't get it go go go broke no hope it's pathetic pro choice pronouns pro love your progressives but you ain't pro gun no wonder

Starting point is 00:51:29 what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what?

Starting point is 00:51:41 what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? what? I You've seen this stuff when they be like Dennis I identify as a yes, that's what he's speaking on the face last Right so time McDonald said go woke go broke go broke, no hope, it's pathetic.

Starting point is 00:52:07 And Josh's take was, come on, bro. And Ankh goes mental, but I think it's just from brain freeze from the other side. Yeah, I have no idea what's going on. Okay, so in clip six, you'll hear in the chorus of the song that Tom raps What would Ben do? Okay, and Ben Shapiro's face pops up on a bunch of TVs that are behind him and that leads Unk to have to explain to Josh exactly who Ben Shapiro is and it's obviously You know something Josh is not familiar with I'm surprised Ankes. It really hurt. I'll watch Ben Shapiro. I asked myself, what would Ben do?

Starting point is 00:52:48 What would Ben do? Let's just keep it real fast. OK. You know what Ben Shapiro is? No. Who is he? Now, this is one time that I kind of wish that you would have researched it.

Starting point is 00:53:02 Ben Shapiro is rightly labeled as controversial. I don't agree with everything he says, but I do like him. He's Ben Shapiro. Ben Shapiro? No. It's so funny, he goes, he is rightly described as, I couldn't just say he's right. We would have been all in the same page.

Starting point is 00:53:24 Yeah, Jesus Christ. Just saying he's kind of virtual would have been all on the same page. Jesus Christ. Just saying he's controversial doesn't tell me anything about Ben Shapiro. Right. But Josh is learning a lot. Ben is controversial, subjective. He goes, this is the one time I wish you would have done some research for one time. He's written the lyrics out and studied them out at a time. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:53:41 Ben's disagreeable but likable. Fair enough. Not a rapper. Historically accurate.able, but likable fair enough. Okay, not a rapper Historically accurate well, he did do WAP. Oh, he did Ben Shapiro did read did whap remember that when that game I'll know it's uh, it was comical Okay, but Josh is gonna try his best to wrap his brain around what a Ben Shapiro type of Person would be and he's gonna put it in terms that he can understand in clip 7. Basically he's a he's a I'm not even just

Starting point is 00:54:11 gonna box him in as a political commentator but he goes around and he does he has he has a lot of speaking engaged. He is a political commentator. That's what he is. I don't want to just say that's all he does. It is. I'm gonna go as far as to say yes. He does. Out of speaking engagements, he's sharp. You know what he talks about?

Starting point is 00:54:32 He does speaking engagements politics. As a two-edged sword, he spits a lot of facts. He has lots of different debates with folk. Ben Shapiro, you should check out some of the stuff that he does, but, this better be rough. Is he like that lady Candace? Okay. Like Candace Owens. He sort of, he sort of like a Candace Owens. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You can, you can put him in that

Starting point is 00:54:59 category. This is so weird. I was not expecting this at all. He's exactly like Candace Owens in every way that I could think of. Exactly the same. Yeah, a couple differences. Josh doesn't know anybody's last name. Is he like Adam or Dandish? Yeah, right. Can you be a little more specific? Is Uncle into Prager you or something? How does he know all these fucking people this is a

Starting point is 00:55:25 Very surprised. This is his frame of reference on this uncle uncle's with it. Okay. Okay. Does uncaval youtube channel? Yeah I want to follow on yeah His hot takes I don't know about that Now for the main course. Okay. Okay. I watched a lot of reaction videos to find Josh Jones It was the worst of the worst reaction videos, but I watched all of those reaction videos because of this next clip. I'm so ashamed. I'm so ashamed. That was Ben Shapiro in the first place.

Starting point is 00:56:07 I didn't even, I didn't. You thought he was just like, he put him in the title? Wow. Wow. Yeah. So this is why this song is popular. Everyone's smiling too because Ben Shapiro raps. Correct.

Starting point is 00:56:23 So I think he got that from when he did WAP everyone talked about it Just like I guess I rap now to get attention. Yeah, so unks mind is blown rightfully so Because he is just like a rapping granny. Oh, yeah You know, I mean, it's like well, it's weird because you don't always see people like Jewish people do it Yeah, yeah, but you see I assume that Ben Shapiro is not a rapper yet. Here we are Yeah, I feel like he was so excited about that that he dropped His icy Through his headphones off and dropped his pops. I knew I love this guy

Starting point is 00:56:52 This guy's amazing. Yeah When a clip 9 Ben has a really good line off the top and that sparks a great reaction of Josh Of course transformative content to say this I've got the facts my money like listen my pockets are, home yeah epic, don't be a wap, doggy, siyama, kohomi, no f**k yeah. Did he say his pockets like Lizzo? Yes. No, he said his money like Lizzo.

Starting point is 00:57:17 My money like Lizzo, my pockets are fat, home. Now I watched Jordan Peterson react to this video for 50 minutes. I'm talking about, you know, politics and the Bible and psychology all breaking down this video. And Josh- I'm going to depict this one. Yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 00:57:35 Thank God. But Josh is just like, ha ha! Okay, that was his reaction. Oh my God. Yeah. It's a good line. Yeah, yeah. It's funny. It is funny. Oh my God, it's a good line. Yeah It is funny. Oh, okay Here comes another good one clip 10 we've established that Josh's idea of reacting in a reaction video is

Starting point is 00:57:53 You know just repeating what he just saw and this is gonna be another example of that That rascal say it's a yarmulke These are his comments are woke Karen Is this all they do is say did he say? I got some. Well, the biggest paid like $15,000 to appear just to speak. Where'd they come from? Is that possibly true? That's probably way more than that.

Starting point is 00:58:38 Yeah, it's $15,000. That seems really low. Yeah, it seems really low for a bunch of hero, low for Ben Shapiro, but I go per word maybe But I like to just throw that out. Yeah, and I'm talking about facts I know that Ben Shapiro makes $15,000 for his speaking engagement and what cares are crazy All right clip 11 this is I called this expert analysis this whole video begs the question Did you guys think Ben Shapiro did a good job on this?

Starting point is 00:59:10 Wow, I can't even hear this right now cuz I'm just so blown away with the fact that that Ben is On point time McDonald. I'm expecting that from him. He's already dope. Yeah, Ben Nope, but for this? Absolutely yes. Anybody do you fund the police though? You're not right about that. But everybody across the board, all these reaction videos to this, everybody declaring victory for Ben Shapiro. I was not impressed.

Starting point is 00:59:50 I think Tom McDonald has two ideas. This is one of them. And he just... So you think Rush Limbaugh's a better rapper then? Is that what you're trying to say? It could have easily just have been Rush Limbaugh. I would like to hear that. Yeah, you too.

Starting point is 01:00:04 So we'll create Rush Limbaugh. So we'll been Rush Limbaugh. I would like to hear that. So a Korean Rush Limbaugh. But I mean... DJ Rush! But seriously it's just the same Tom McDonald song again except Ben Shapiro's on it. I'm sure his next song is gonna have Dwayne Johnson on it. It's the equivalent of that. So not impressed. I like to hear Johnson. It's the equivalent of that. So, not impressed. But this is- I like to wear a jazzy.

Starting point is 01:00:27 Well, that's sort of saying this video is getting clips because Ben Shapiro's in it. Not because Tom McDonald's killing it. All right, fair enough. But the song ends. Now it's time to dive in and deconstruct the production. Deconstruct the flow. Agree or disagree with the lyrics.

Starting point is 01:00:42 There's a lot to talk about. Somebody say there's too much to talk about. Wow. Sure. Here we go. He killed it. Anytime now. He killed it.

Starting point is 01:01:00 Good stuff, guys. Boom, hot take. Good stuff. All right, I just want to wrap this up and strong we're gonna let Josh You know be Josh right and clip at the end and clip 13 Dupro has he he has said he has said some things that a lot of folk have found offensive I too But there's also a whole lot of truth that he spits that you know, you got to say okay. Yeah, that you know facts So he's a great or republic

Starting point is 01:01:30 It's it's Democratic or Republican But I'm just on a different great Matter of fact go ahead and edit it out. No, I don't know to be honest with me. You know, I don't care Obviously you don't care. You both got it wrong. Yeah. Wow. This is incredible.

Starting point is 01:01:51 Just Jones, everybody. And you found a good one this week. I'm actually surprised. I wasn't expecting that. All right. So we will have the pull up on our Patreon. Go to our patreon.com slash where these podcasts and you will find the poll that asks you who brought in the worst music commentary

Starting point is 01:02:12 podcast. Was it Carl with your favorite band sucks? Was it Lucy tight box with my ex? My ex ruined my ex ruined is the name of the podcast. I thought that'd be the one thing you would know without your notes. Nope. Or was it Andy with? Josh Jones. Josh Jones.

Starting point is 01:02:31 And just finding the facts. Featuring Unk. Featuring Unk. All right, so now it is time for our... Cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. So this is kind of interesting. Howie Mandel does stuff is a podcast.

Starting point is 01:02:44 And he recently had on a couple of guests on his show Do you guys know ginger Billy is nope? Mm-hmm. I wasn't familiar with ginger Billy either, but I guess he's kind of a celebrity But he also had Dana White on the show Dana white of course the president of UFC the founder of you have saved I'm not mistaken and so Dana white comes on the show. I love her. And this is how it goes down. Howie's podcast.

Starting point is 01:03:10 Welcome to Howie Mandel Does Stuff. I'm Howie Mandel. I'm Jacqueline Schultz, her daughter. Today's a two-fer, Jackie. Today we knew that Ginger Billy was coming in, but we didn't know because I requested, if you watched the live last week, I told you I was wishing.

Starting point is 01:03:28 And sometimes when you wish upon a star, the star shows up. Dana White, you are an amazing guy. You are, I can't thank you enough for being here. You and Ginger seem to be getting along. You are not only an amazing businessman, you are an inspiration, you are a philosopher, the way you do business, the way you conduct your business

Starting point is 01:03:50 and your friendships and media is, I'm jealous. And, but Dana, I can't thank you enough for being here. Thank you for all the kind words I appreciate it. I am so fucking tired of doing podcasts. It's I'm literally done with them. I'm not doing any more podcasts. Takes us up, gets up and walks out of the studio. I

Starting point is 01:04:28 We have From the middle of the cut note the other side the country South Carolina. Yes Like Eric and the Eric Andre show. Yeah, so people are trying to speculate was the stage sure not they don't know this happened yesterday and Neither Howie ordain has commented on, no one's posted anything about it. Please don't tell me this is another fucking Donald Glover prank. Maybe it is. I think Dana's too important for that but I could be wrong.

Starting point is 01:04:54 Well he's got the full send, no jerk offs bothering him every two seconds. That's true. I'd be sick of podcasting too. Yes, he's got the whole follow out by memory, memory and all that shit. But data has also been very confrontation with the media lately. There's a press conference he did just a few weeks ago after one of the UFC events, where a reporter asked him, you know, what kind of least you have on the fighters, what they're allowed to say,

Starting point is 01:05:19 they say controversial things, he's like, I think I'm gonna tell my fighters what the fuck to say or think it's free speech, what are you talking about? So he's been very annoyed with the media lately. And so he kind of has said he's done with the media, but he did go on Pat McAfee show recently. Now, everyone knows Pat McAfee, he's killing it over on ESPN, and he goes on the show and wants to lay into the media

Starting point is 01:05:41 and watch what happens. This is a clip that I found on X. But he's allowed to say what he wants. Your relationship with the media and the way you guys have handled everything. So just like this hour doing it. Do not care. Keep it moving. Feels like you and the media are a better relationship now. I wouldn't say that. Yeah. Uncle Dana. Listen, you know, if you notice, I really haven't been doing any media. I do podcasts, man. I'll say that. Uncle Dana. Listen, you know what? If you notice, I really haven't been doing any media. I do podcasts, man.

Starting point is 01:06:07 I'll do podcasts. I'll come hang with you. You know, lots of people want to talk to you because you're not the media. You're not coming on podcasts and people that you want to have open discussions with. There's not any gotcha moments. There's no There's no Agendas, you know, there's no clickbait and and all the all the bullshit that goes on with the media. Yeah the media right now During an asthma that is how an air in second ESPN he was about to lay in the media

Starting point is 01:06:43 That is how an air-diver on ESPN, he was about to lay into the media, and the commercial break cut him off right then and there. He was about to lay into the mainstream media, and he was like, nope. And when they come back, he's like, the media is great. Yes. So you were saying who controls the media, David, go on.

Starting point is 01:07:02 Isn't that crazy? So one of the woods going out with data white right now, but it's interesting to say the least. I don't know. I can't wait to find out what. Yeah, I don't know if the Howie Mandel thing was staged or not. It certainly looked like it was staged,

Starting point is 01:07:13 but here's my take on it. It almost looked too much like it was staged. Like if they were trying to do something to fake us, they wouldn't have done it that way because everyone's reaction like, whoa, what's going on? Hey, so anyway. Well, yeah, but it is weird that he waited for his turn

Starting point is 01:07:26 to speak to then be fed up and make a statement that he's fed up. If you were fed up, you would just be like, fuck, you just walk out in the middle of how he's. Well, he was kissing his ass, though. I guess, but I'll wait till the end. Yeah, right, keep going, yeah, I bet what I do. I thought it was interesting that they cut

Starting point is 01:07:44 to the shot of his empty seat. That's a thing that, again, that seems overly staged, which makes me think that isn't staged. Maybe it's not. I know. The way that that is shot and directed seems like they were trying to stay. It must be staged.

Starting point is 01:08:02 I don't know. I don't know. I thought that was cringe worthy though Speaking of cringe worthy and Pat McAfee. I don't know if you guys saw what happened with Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura Know what he says so they've been teasing this big announcement. They have and Lo and behold they've launched their own vodka Gross is it peanut butter vodka? No, that's funny.

Starting point is 01:08:27 That would be funny. So they watched their own vodka, so they decided to go on the Pat McAfee show. I think he was in Vegas for the Super Bowl. And so those guys go on set and they're hammered. And he's talking to CJ Stroud, who's like rookie of the year, the Texans quarterback. And so they just kind of interrupt,

Starting point is 01:08:48 they just show up there and they're walking billboards. They have- They're doing their Frank and Dean impression. They just go, hey. Yeah, they're wearing the shirts. They have the vodka in their hands, the hats, all the stuff is swagged out. And they're like, eh, what's up?

Starting point is 01:09:02 Pat McAfee's really cool about it and let it go. But there's a lot of backlash. People are just like, eh, what's up? Pat McAfee's really cool about it and let it go, but there's a lot of backlash. People are just like, go fuck yourselves. You guys just think you fucking can just run around and sell your vodka to us? We don't care. It was not a good luck for them, not a good move. A lot of people have been covering that,

Starting point is 01:09:18 so I thought maybe you guys had seen it. Alright, let's talk about this. Today's Valentine's Day. I thought we should probably share something with my co-hosts. I appreciate you guys coming over on this holiday, doing the show with me. I wouldn't want you to think that we wouldn't be celebrating Valentine's Day

Starting point is 01:09:37 since you are here on February 14th. And what better way to do that than with song? Here we are checking out music commentary podcasts, getting other people's take on songs and music. So I thought maybe we'd do our own with a woman known as Christine Nolton. Oh, cute. Happy Valentine's Day everyone. We're happy VD day.

Starting point is 01:10:02 You hate us. But if you have a VD, you should probably go get that checked out. Now, I'm going to share with you a couple of my pretty good joke. We're out the bad. I've never been told. Nope. First time she came up with that herself. Yeah, pretty good stuff. What I love about Kristie Nelton is the melody she comes up with for her songs. They're just they're impressive. They're earworms. So watch out, everyone. They're just, they're impressive. They're earworms, so watch out everyone. My favorite Valentine's Day songs, Cupid That Flying Fat As Baby,

Starting point is 01:10:29 love version and hate version, because where there's light, there's always dark. Cupid That Flying Fat As Baby goes flying down to town He makes people fall in love This player is no clown A gentle prick of his arrow Will make you fall in love

Starting point is 01:11:08 Boy, I love them flying mad as me What part of music is she good at? She has no rhythm. She can't sing worth shit She the chord she picks. All right, she got two chords you can play. Yeah I think she's the only person that owns that instrument. That's where she's Yeah, yeah She's cornered the market on electric ukulele And now for the hate version. Alright, it's fun.

Starting point is 01:11:45 You got a mean face, ah! Same course. You've been employing Fanners baby. Screwed me over once again. He took out his pointy arrow. Nothing in the ass. Love never reached me. Infant me.

Starting point is 01:12:01 I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. I'm not a fan of you. Nothing in the ass Love never reached me In fact it killed me slow The arrow walls are full of love But poison instead What the fuck is going on right now? It's not as she's making it up as she's going along.

Starting point is 01:12:28 She must be, right? Here is it full of a, but poison, sad. She's from the Lou Reed School of Sucking. I think this is for people that are down their situation on Valentine's Day and then you watch this and you're like, that could be me. So I guess it's not so bad.

Starting point is 01:12:50 I could be banging that. It's like, I think it's the actual. No, I think it's just to convince you to finish the job. It just ended all. And instead, so watch out for the flying fan as maybe instead. So watch out for the flying fan as maybe cause you could wind up. Then. And now for a Valentine's Day poem.

Starting point is 01:13:19 All right. So we've, we've heard two songs. Both fantastic. No. Time for a Valentine's Day poem. Now my question to you guys is, did she write this or did she find it somewhere? Feel like I've heard this before but I could be wrong. Well, let's see if it's funny. All right Money was short times were hard here's your fucking Valentine's Day card Twas the day of Valentine's Day, and all through the house. Everyone felt shitty, even the mouse. Mom at the whorehouse and dad smoking grass. I

Starting point is 01:13:52 had just settled down for a nice piece of ass. Out on the lawn, I heard such a clatter. I sprang from my piece to see what was the matter. Out on the lawn, I saw a big dick. I knew in a minute it was that Cuban named Nick. Well, he filled all our candy dishes with pretzels and beer and a big rubber dick for my brother the queer. All right. I'm back in. One joke, one joke slanted so far. What the fuck?

Starting point is 01:14:24 Wow. I wasn't expecting that, all right. I think she wrote it. part. Wasn't expecting that. All right. I think she wrote it. We're going to say she wrote this one. She doesn't seem proud. Yes, for sure. He rose up the chimney with a thunderous fart. That fat ass flying baby blew the chimney apart.

Starting point is 01:14:39 He's worn. He cursed as he flew out of sight. Piss on you all and have one hell of a night. Happy Valentine's Day. as he flew out of sight. Piss on you all and have one hell of a night. Happy Valentine's Day. It didn't make sense. Alright, happy Valentine's Day everyone. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:14:54 Christine Nolten, our favorite musical comedian. I don't like poetry anymore and if I could divorce you I would. Yeah. Roses are red, grasses are green. You're the most untalented slob that I've ever seen. Wow. It wasn't bad. And I just made that up.

Starting point is 01:15:11 Where was the big dildo in it? I was quite good at what it was. I left out the dildo. Did you guys hear that joke? Where are the super chats? Come on. I think that deserves some super chats. All right.

Starting point is 01:15:22 I want wanna talk about yesterday on Misery Loves Company, Chad Zumak was on the show. It's time. To Mock, Zumak. And I'm not gonna mock Zumak today. I actually feel bad for him. Because it's Valentine's Day? No, because he was in Atlantic City. He was doing the comedy show and

Starting point is 01:15:48 I had multiple people tell me that they met him and He is not in a good place right now. Oh he was Wasted like he's shaking. He can't even pick up his phone and show someone something on his phone He's shaking so much People have said that they were shaking his hand after the show and he just was he can't even pick up his phone and show someone something on his phone. He's shaking so much. People have said that they were shaking his hand after the show and he just was he couldn't control himself. His whole body was shaking.

Starting point is 01:16:10 Yeah. So it sounds like things are going really bad for him. And one of the people I talked to says, can I get him in the death pool? I don't think he has a year to live. Oh, and I say that as I'm bummed about it. I hope that's not the case. And yesterday on MLC, everybody buddy John Marlowe sent this over to me. This seems like a cry for help.

Starting point is 01:16:30 I could be wrong. So yeah, by the way, go ahead and message me because I need help. What? Like a sponsor? I mean, is this a cry for help? I need the 12 Step therapy help. I really do. So you're on no sleep and all drink. 100% dude.

Starting point is 01:16:50 Wow. So you haven't slept since last night with Stancil. I slept maybe a 30 minutes. Wait, but we're talking about, you know, a good 10 hour span of, well, or maybe eight hours of having not drank. So did you come home and then drink more? No, I shouldn't be buzzed at, oh, no, I did. I drank on a plane, didn't you? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, but that was at six AM. I was the middle of the year.

Starting point is 01:17:15 I, I, I, but they don't care if you're on a plane. They don't care what time it is. They'll give you. No, no, no, no, I'm just saying that was long enough ago. I wouldn't think you would be buzzed still. I took his picture. He was and all things when I got home. OK, I've been drinking. Continue. Yeah. This is like, OK, yeah.

Starting point is 01:17:31 We're turning down for what? OK, I get it. Yeah. At least when Kevin was broadcasting by himself, there was less talk over. Yeah, that's true. So Chad shows up wasted. He had flown back that day back to Tampa where he lives. And I mean, I know John probably drank the most

Starting point is 01:17:51 of anyone in Atlantic City. It seems to be the case. He was bragging about 150 beers or something like that. I can't. That he drank. But it just seems like Chad's on a bit of a vodka bender here and really going after it. Is it Tom Segura's vodka?

Starting point is 01:18:06 It's not. I could guarantee you that. Just check in. Yeah, no, I don't think that Chad's a fan of Bert Kreischer, yeah, as you know. So there's definitely no way he'd be drinking that vodka. Plus, it's not at the store where he steals vodka from. They don't have it there yet.

Starting point is 01:18:21 So that's also a problem. Okay, quick update on what's going on with SJ. Gaki. I want to point out how bad John looked on Tuesday. So Monday was a travel day. Obviously he's partying all weekend nonstop. He was doing some late night streaming. So we got to see that.

Starting point is 01:18:58 And Tuesday he finally shows up on a show at 11 a.m. his time. And this is what a hangover looks like all caps. If you saw all caps hangover and you needed a visual guide to go along with that. How are you doing? My throat is kind of shot from all the screaming at the casino.

Starting point is 01:19:28 You know, when you're trying to talk over music, the Super Bowl, we get the bags under his eyes and everything. He never looks this bad. You have rarely, I should say, the seven o'clock shadow. You just start. It's just just you screaming nonstop Chug chug chug at people about your kids chug chug chug chug chug chug chug chug Holy shit Did you travel back home through the desert? Why are you so thirsty sir?

Starting point is 01:20:02 He does look like he just got rescued off a desert island. Yeah. Well, we begin. He's so dehydrated. Dusty. Dusty. Dusty. Dusty.

Starting point is 01:20:12 Dusty. Now, what's crazy to me is, you know, Rocco got that awesome video. I put it on the creep off. I put it on the do-it-mike yesterday. Everyone's been seeing it. We do have a video coming up that plays a clip of it where Rocco got an awesome question in on John and a very, certainly John-ask type of question, tricked John with it.

Starting point is 01:20:33 And so John's big comeback is, because Rocco hadn't shown his face before this. You know, he's Tukey, he's El-Haree-Blai. We haven't seen Rocco before. So he finally revealed himself because he was dressed up as Gino Piscotti on Sunday, Super Bowl Sunday at Atlantic City. And so, John's gonna explain how ugly Rocco is.

Starting point is 01:20:54 He is ugly. And now it makes total sense why he's so angry. It makes total sense why he uses a puppet. And you know, they tell... So angry, it makes total sense why he uses a puppet. And you know, they tell an element in kindergarten. All right, here comes a joke. Now the other thing I want you to watch for is he has a new computer and his new computer has these built-in things.

Starting point is 01:21:19 If you make certain hand gestures, balloons come up and different things happen. So watch this, he's gonna do something. Balloons are gonna come up over his face. They tell kids there are two things to be afraid of. A guy with a puppet and a guy with a white band. Thank you Kate Meany for that joke. Kate Meany gave me that joke.

Starting point is 01:21:44 I thought it was very funny. Did she? Because you said it wrong. Yeah. You don't say the puppet one first if you're goofing on the guy who has a puppet. So that was wrong. But also how weird was that?

Starting point is 01:21:55 Also, it was a blue tail up over his face. I love that. That's his broadcast. That's my new favorite thing. I want him to do that all the time. Do you kids like balloons? I love that Kate Me meeting gave him that joke. Ah, John, I've been writing some jokes.

Starting point is 01:22:07 I'll give you a couple. Don't worry about it. You know, it'll give me credit if you know a lot too. So, yeah, John calling people ugly is the dumbest thing he does. That's it. We were just talking about it before the show. That's his move now. Yep. Everybody is ugly. Anybody that's against him, he is.

Starting point is 01:22:22 He had Hitman Dan's wife in their suite and they were goofing on my wife. I was like, what the fuck are you guys talking about? People were comparing Hitman Dan's wife to the front cover of Black Sabbath's first album. They're like, oh, I've seen this one before. Geez. Yeah, the jokes were amazing.

Starting point is 01:22:41 Check it out, Dan with Tanaimus. It's not a project, you play ball. It's Dan's wife, John, and Vince the loser's hairdo in the same room. Yeah. And somehow your wife is, it needs to be taken to task. Dude, Vince does not like that John Paul has had off.

Starting point is 01:22:58 Oh yeah. Repeatedly. You could tell finally, because Vince doesn't give a fuck about anything. He just likes trolling. He loves trolling. For the first time, I heard him be defensive. He's just like, oh, you know, I got head hair.

Starting point is 01:23:08 Yeah, it happens. Like, oh, is that head hair? Is that what that is? Okay. That is the problem. Okay. All right. So this is John's big comeback after he plays the video of Rocco goofing on him.

Starting point is 01:23:22 Look at that fucking face. Look at that face. Holy fucking shit. All right, what else you got, Jack? First off, I just wanna say that calling a guy ugly is gayer than mouth kissing a guy. Yeah, yeah. Don't, don't talk to a guy ugly.

Starting point is 01:23:40 Raying the appearance of men. Yeah, it's weird. It's the expression of complete victory over you That's what that's correct. Yes. Yeah, I could see how they would appear to be ugly to John Christmas morning joy But let's hear maybe he's got some good jokes for him I'm sure because if you're gonna make someone make fun of someone's appearance She probably have like something witty to say he's a professional comedian Carl. It's correct

Starting point is 01:24:04 Is that not the face, that's one ugly fucking motherfucker. Is that not the, I got nothing for this. That's an ugly guy. He's ugly guys, I mentioned. At the scale of guys I'd make out with. Look at that guy. Fucking guy. Guy stuff. He's the's the worst mother of five

Starting point is 01:24:29 Then he goes to the chat That's funny. The first chat here is did you meet any other millionaires of your spirit airlines? That's another thing people were pointing out. John complained about all of his flights. Getting to Atlantic City and back. You know, the first one was canceled, supposed to go out Thursday night. Then he ended up going Friday and that was delayed. And he was just so annoyed and then flying back,

Starting point is 01:24:54 it was delayed and he missed his connection to Atlanta. He's just complaining about all these flights. Funny how when he went to Jamaica, no complaints about any flights, no commentary about flights. No tagging the airline. No commentary about flights. No tagging the airline. Yes, weird. It's almost like he never went to Jamaica. Yeah. And he made all of that up. Did you meet any other millionaires on Spirit Airlines?

Starting point is 01:25:17 I'm going to tell you about the flight. Hold on. Joseph Silva, you're going to meet up everyone, but you like real chicken. When Bob had tried to jump the rail, no, I didn't. It's like a real chicken shit. It was. All right. So I have to, um, I think I put in the description of this video. Feels like the devil versus really taking a turn right now. Cause all of these guys are fake. This has never been more clear than in Atlantic City that everyone's fake.

Starting point is 01:25:52 Like Kevin Brennan's now friends with Melton again, but then he says he's not. And then John just needed apologies from people and then that fixed everything if you just said sorry, goofed on your kids. Chad Zumox hanging out with Geno Bisconti and Stuttering John. Stuttering John was hanging out with Kevin Brennan, and then John was on Kevin Brennan's show today. Like all of this is fake. And these people who get really fired up

Starting point is 01:26:13 about Kevin Brennan's enemies are like, yeah, let's go get that guy. Kevin doesn't give a fuck. It's all fake. He needs drama. He's manufactured drama. That's what his show is. So he pretends he doesn't like people.

Starting point is 01:26:23 He pretends to go after them. None of it's real. Yeah yeah it's like they were on vacation from their jobs right and then they get back to him they're like okay yeah yeah so now I hate you again so yeah Melton and Kevin Brennan are hanging out and then Melton takes a photo of the two of them and tweets it out and people are like what the fuck I thought you hated me we hate Melton what are you doing? You're hanging out.

Starting point is 01:26:45 So then Kevin has to go on a show with damage control immediately and go, yeah, he snuck that picture. I wasn't even hanging out with him. He just snuck it on me. I didn't know and then I ran away. Cause I don't like Melton. And then I watched him, Patrick Melton, showing he goes, we were sitting together for hours.

Starting point is 01:26:59 Heck you go. What's he talking about? So it's just this manufactured outrage, but this is the best. This is the best thing to come out of the weekend. Because Patrick Milton tweeted this out from nobody likes onions, he says, exclusive. In a quiet, sincere conversation with Stuttering John this weekend, John told a big

Starting point is 01:27:17 fan of my show and MLC that the reason he can't let anything go about his children and why he makes a giant deal of everything is if I stopped, it would kill my show. John doesn't care about He can't let anything go about his children. And why he makes a giant deal of everything is, if I stopped, it would kill my show. John doesn't care about his children at all. He knows what he's doing and it's all for the money. And we knew that, but I love that he admitted it to somebody.

Starting point is 01:27:38 I think that's very funny. And of course, Kevin's the same way. Kevin pretends that someone wanted to take a nap or someone's stepping on a mandolin. It's the craziest things that ever happened and we gotta talk about it for a month straight because what else is he gonna fucking talk about? He doesn't do any prop.

Starting point is 01:27:52 There's nothing to talk about. There's nothing going on. He doesn't go out. He doesn't do anything. He doesn't go out to dinner with his wife. Like, what's he gonna talk about? He's got nothing going on. So of course he has to manufacture all of this drama

Starting point is 01:28:03 and I have to point out, my lost interest has put together these videos. We've talked about them a lot recently. He does a great job putting together these compilations and things of other people's shows. And so this is the 2K selfie video. And then John has a revelation here. This is a big announcement from one stuttering John Melendez.

Starting point is 01:28:30 So, so then Rocco Barrow, he decides that he's gonna get a selfie with me, but he hits the video button. that he's gonna get a selfie with me. But he hits the video button. He makes a joke about my kid, a lame joke that everyone's made a billion times. Talk about my trans kid. Has your son ever queefed in your face?

Starting point is 01:29:02 Oh. Oh. For anyone who missed it, John thought he was taking a selfie with Rocco. Has your son ever queefed in your face? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha not just because John's son has a vagina, but also because John's very famous for asking Ted Williams, he referred it in a catcher's face. This was one of his lines, one of his famous lines that Frad or Jackie wrote for him that he still likes to talk about to this day. And so now John is going,

Starting point is 01:29:37 oh, what a lame joke. Meanwhile, it's the greatest joke ever. Yeah, it's the most perfect, yes. It's the most perfect thing he could have said right there. And I just got out of frame. And this is where it's so funny how the idiots on Dabble's Anonymous try and paint a false narrative.

Starting point is 01:30:06 They try and say, oh, why didn't John punch him right there? They try and say that or they did. Was that typed by somebody? So what do you mean they tried to say that? All right. So John's going to explain that he is a tough guy, lest you think otherwise. Are you guys stupid?

Starting point is 01:30:22 First of all, he's on video. Imagine I did anything on video He will hold us like a new eridic casino. It's not just that phone. I should worry about All he would have had to done Will show that to security and I would have been bumped thrown out of there just like Bob Lee the night before So why the fuck am I gonna be that stupid and start throwing punches like Levy? Yeah, you gotta remember

Starting point is 01:30:53 that John doesn't act emotionally. He's very rational in his actions, as we all know. So of course he quickly calculated in his head, I'm very upset and I wanna defend my son's honor, but I'm not gonna do that right now. It's not the time or the place for that. I've got half a beer left. At a casino where every foot of the wall is a camera.

Starting point is 01:31:16 Every foot of the wall is a camera. As soon as he turned his camera. The walls have feet. What the fuck does that mean? Every foot of the wall is a camera. Fucking idiot. He was standing next to Fatty Patty, and I said, come on, Rocco, let's go outside.

Starting point is 01:31:32 Let's take this outside, let's discuss this outside. Come on, come on. So Rocco's 15, 18 years younger, Patrick Melton's much younger than John, Patrick Melton probably has 250 pounds on John. And John's going, and I'm ready to fight both of them. OK, sure. And I went ballistic.

Starting point is 01:31:53 True. That's Brennan. And I was yelling, I said, come on, you can bring Fattie Patty. Both of us, come on out. Let's go outside. That's a fact. Sorry, shit way up, but that's the truth. Sorry devil's anonymous, but that's the truth. Stuttering John don't lie and I'm not lying. All right, so you were gonna fight these guys for having a joke at your expense is what you're saying and you're proud of that.

Starting point is 01:32:24 I believe you threw a temper tantrum. Yeah, I'm sure you're trying to out. Well, this is the same thing You did with Patrick mountain where you make a big commotion. He makes your security shows up and everyone's paying attention Oh, I'm gonna fight everyone. I'm so upset. I'm so upset. Oh securities here. Wow. Oh, come on I guess I can't do it. Ah, geez if they weren't holding me back this pit boss wasn't standing behind me I know how things transpired you could and then like I remember even when I was saying that Patty patty kept calling me a violent drunk I talked to Rocco about this what he's saying is true. He totally freaked out and started That's like a complete asshole. Like he was gonna fight everyone. It's laughable John. It's you're laughable

Starting point is 01:33:08 No one wants to fight you you would get your ass kicked. I was watching an old man Rocco last night He was saying he was having a cigarette outside. Yeah right next to stuttering John and nothing went down Exactly John had plenty of chance. Yeah, you really wanted to do something They walk past each other multiple times throughout the weekend and nothing went down. Exactly. John had plenty of chances if he really wanted to do something. They walked past each other multiple times throughout the weekend. But I already know it's bullshit because he's explaining it.

Starting point is 01:33:30 Correct. Yeah. We've studied this man. Meanwhile, he's a chain-smoking fucking penguin. But it doesn't matter. But that's the facts. So all these idiots saying that somehow I back down are just that idiots. I was right. I mean, I'm just not stupid. Yes, like Barbara. Barbara is just stupid. Is he? And I'm not.

Starting point is 01:34:02 You're gonna start trying to throw a punch over a banister five feet away and think you're gonna land it Bob Well, okay, I don't want to get into this whole thing It's already been talked about to death the stupid Atlantic City thing Kevin Brennan went over to Bob looking to antagonize him and getting to a fight and Kevin Brennan was standing behind that railing and Up away from where Bob could get to him. So Bob's at the pussy in this situation. And Kevin Brennan immediately walked away when Bob was ready to throw.

Starting point is 01:34:31 So I'm sorry, this whole idea that's just like, wow, what an idiot Bob is. What was he supposed to do? This guy came over and called him a bitch. And so he threw his drink at him and started throwing punches. He was probably the least of the pussies. Of course.

Starting point is 01:34:44 It's the only way you can see that. This freeze frame is fantastic too. Yeah, he's just getting it out. Stop it. Actually, that's the same face he had in one too many of that horrible fucking stop. Sees the 20s to wipe his butt and the handicapped girls slamming on the.

Starting point is 01:35:03 It's the worst scene in a movie ever We should do a five-hour review just of that scene. Just break that scene down It's so terrible, you know shortly after you and I reviewed that movie I think that I texted you I was in the airport Yeah, and I like all the stalls were taken and so I had to go in the handicapped stall and a handicapped lady came and banged On banged on my door, and I was like is this my penance That's a real thing that happens. Yeah, never mind John. It's a great scene So I had to go in the handicapped stall and a handicapped lady came and banged on banged on my door And I was like is this my penance? That's a real thing that happens. Yeah, never mind John. It's a great thing

Starting point is 01:35:35 She's banging in the door. I did not use 20s to wipe my ass or hundreds or whatever the fuck he was clean Was she upset that there wasn't a wheelchair next to you? I Don't know. She's got the bangs on fucking doors. What do you think? I'm just like, oh, I was sorry I wasn't doing anything in there, I'm just hanging out. Everyone wants to get the fuck out of there. I don't hear any farts. Yeah, right. I don't even understand that.

Starting point is 01:35:52 Stop it. It's fucking pathetic, you're embarrassing yourself. Oh yeah. And all of us. Okay, yes. On our behalf. I mean, he can't even spin things. He doesn't even know how to spin things.

Starting point is 01:36:05 He just says shit, he's like, okay, sure. So that's something, you know, so now, but here's the best part of that would rock over the coward. He tells Steve Yilou, cause I went nuts. And I knew he had the look of fear in his eyes. Oh boy, here we go. I could tell. I know, trust me.

Starting point is 01:36:28 I know when somebody's afraid. The only thing people are afraid of is that you might touch them. No one wants to shake your hand. I saw him hugging Kevin Brennan. There's video of that. Do you think Kevin wants to be hugged by this goblin? He doesn't want to be hugged by anyone,

Starting point is 01:36:43 but especially this goblin. Especially this fucking guy. I forgot who I was talking to. Someone was telling me that John reached out his hand to shake their hand. It's covered in scabs and shit. I was like, ah, I want to touch that. It's a gross, dirty man. I know when somebody's afraid, just like Fatty Patty was,

Starting point is 01:37:04 everybody who watched that video could only come away with the knowledge that Fatty Patty was afraid. Why would you think that? He stood there stoically. He didn't move. What are you talking about? It's whoever throws the bigger spaz, I think.

Starting point is 01:37:21 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. He's afraid of getting banned from the Borgata. He's not afraid of you. No one's afraid of you, John. I promise you that. In fact, I was listening to Patrick Melton and Rocco last night as well. And they want to pay for Chad Zumak to box.

Starting point is 01:37:40 Patrick Melton in Vegas. They're like, we'll fly out, we'll give you 500 bucks. All this stuff like this. No one's fighting, all right? This whole idea that everyone wants to fight each other. Rose battles. Do something that we would make more sense in this world. Mud rascally.

Starting point is 01:37:55 Mud rascally. Dunk Tank. Yes. He was. I don't blame him. I don't blame him considering the fact that I'm a Melendez. What does he think that means?

Starting point is 01:38:13 Yes. So embarrassing. He gets winded walking up to the door that is three feet from his couch to grab the fucking takeout that Vince sent him. Yeah. That's what a Melendez does. Yeah, right. When somebody walks into an apartment that's complete squalor like that video,

Starting point is 01:38:31 that's all the course cans piled up. Yeah. And the person that has to deal with that walks in and goes, pfft, it's a real Melendez. Yeah, right. That's what that means. Yeah. So, so, El Horrible was afraid. He's Puerto Rican, El-Hari-Blang, you're Puerto Rican, John.

Starting point is 01:38:52 That's why I said El Horrible. That's called stuttering. So, Rocco, now I hit it. As soon as I get the flow going. We don't care. He tells Steve. I'm not gonna post it Cuz he knows if he would have posted it That night. Yeah, what would have happened He would have he would have jeopardized He would have been afraid

Starting point is 01:39:24 He would have been afraid. So he didn't post it. He waited until I was 3,000 miles away. This is fucking look the other way, John, who is just looking for apologies from grown men all weekend or just going up and hugging people and being their best friends immediately. Apologizing to my brother for the shit he said about my father over and over again. This guy is really. Oh yeah. This guy. He's such a liar. Oh yeah. Oh if you

Starting point is 01:39:52 see me in ACS, what a God. What are you going to do, John? You're not going to do anything. You make a big stink so security shows up. You don't have to do anything. Literally. And then you start pointing at people with security. They're like, I never talked to security. Yes, you did. It's odd video. We all saw it. It's very clear. To post it. Abara had withside.

Starting point is 01:40:13 Abara had withside. Hey, John, if you're so tough, we'll be in Largo, Florida, March 22nd. Myself will have, obviously obviously Rocco will be there. Also, if he gives a fuck so much, fly the five thousand miles over on Spirit Airlines. I'm sure your flight will only be delayed a little bit and then you can go beat the shit out of him.

Starting point is 01:40:35 Well, actually, Rocco lives in Colorado, so that's not. Wait, wait, closer. Yeah, I don't know if Spirit goes to that airport. But there you go. Well, I mean, he could afford Another discount airline What is he saying? Who knows I've talked to my kids about this Though like dad you got to stop Defending us you have to stop worrying. Okay. This is the crazy part that I wanted to get to I've talked to my kids about this

Starting point is 01:41:02 They said dad you have to stop that I wanted to get to. I've talked to my kids about this. They said, Dad, you have to stop. So I don't know if any of this is true. John is a pathological liar. Yeah, he's making this up. So I can't imagine if the kids did talk to him about this, then he's reporting back to the kids what was said about them, because they're not following the AC adventure. If they are, that's even worse, because John was bragging about drinking 25 beers in one night, and that's embarrassing. He's almost 60 years old, and he's partying like a frat boy,

Starting point is 01:41:32 who's, you know, last day of college, that's weekend with his frat bros. And so there's no way his children are watching this. His mom is, we'll get to that in a second. Yeah, no way his children are watching this. So there's two things that could be happening here. One is that John's lying that his children never said, Dad, stop defending us. We're good. That's what I'm thinking. This never happened. John's looking for an out. The other

Starting point is 01:41:56 thing is that John's reporting back to his kids and then he said this about you and then he made a joke about you. Kwee face. like, Jesus, I never would have known any of this thing. Yeah, I know. Why do you keep bringing us up? I can imagine this children just being like, stop bringing us up to people. What are you doing? He's texting them at like quarter to three in the morning

Starting point is 01:42:15 about what happened and oh, I stood up for you. Yeah, I was like, I was a big tough guy. You would have been proud of me. And they're like, it's three in the morning. Go to bed and stop drinking and gambling and embarrassing yourself in public. The only thing that I can imagine him, his kids saying, stop to is stop podcasting.

Starting point is 01:42:33 Yes, stop texting me. They did say that. He did. He said his youngest told him to stop podcasting. It's not stop defending us. Stop telling like. Well, let's do a elaborate on elaborate on this no don't let these guys Try because they know that they can't get you angry

Starting point is 01:42:53 By calling you any name in the book, but they know that you're a good father Okay, that's that's a lie. No, you're not that's that's a lie. It's not you're famously not you stop giving them child support You made their mom work three or four jobs to make ends meet. You're not a good father. This is proven We have the documentation for it. Yeah, there's no way your kids go now. Listen dad You're a great father and that's how they're gonna get to you. You can't let that happen. Yeah, this didn't happen This is the lie you're hiding your finances finances so you don't have to give it to your kids. Correct.

Starting point is 01:43:26 That's not what a good father does. No shit. And you know, and they know that you're going to defend our honor, but don't. From now on, dad, let them say whatever they want. If they want to be Neanderthals, they want to make fun of the trans community, the gay community, let them.

Starting point is 01:43:49 Don't worry about that. It's really just showing their lack of intelligence. And you're too smart for it, and we're too smart for it. Don't let them get under your skin anymore. Well, hold on a second. Did he just prove he's not too smart for that? This has been going on forever now. How many years have we been talking about

Starting point is 01:44:10 John's continues to play audio that was behind my paywall of what we call his kids losers. He plays it over and over and over again. If anyone's gonna be offended by that, it's gonna be hearing it from John. His kids are never gonna hear my show on Patreon. They're not on my, I checked. They're not on my Patreon. They're not supporters my, I checked. They're not on my Patreon.

Starting point is 01:44:26 They're not supporters of the show. So John's a fucking liar. He's just like, so I talked to my kids. They said, John, or they said, Dad, they probably called John. Yeah. Thanks, sir. They called Aaron Dad.

Starting point is 01:44:36 They called John, John. Right. Mr. Melendez. They called Stutchell. Listen to me for a second, buddy. Stuttering fuckface. Yeah, stop over fucking reacting to this. You're too smart for that. And John goes, stuchel. I wasn't in here for a second, buddy. Stuttering, fuss face. Yeah, stop over fucking reacting to this. You're too smart for that.

Starting point is 01:44:47 And Chad goes, yeah, I am too smart for that. You're obviously not! Yeah. On our behalf. And you know what? And my kids are smart. Suzanne and I raised them well. Okay, if your kids did say this,

Starting point is 01:45:02 and you're saying they're smart, then I must be smart. Cause I've been telling you this for years. To stop reacting to this shit, stop if your kids did say this and you're saying they're smart then I must be smart because I've been telling you this for years Stop reacting this shit stop bringing your kids up. This is why this happens to you and I'm not gonna do it anymore. Okay, so I don't give a fuck fatty patty Yeah, you want to trash my kids? Yeah, interesting. Do you get ahead? I don't give a fuck anymore. Say dookie. Yeah Sick burn good. I don't give a fuck anymore. Say dookie? Yeah. Sick burn. Good.

Starting point is 01:45:26 I don't care. All right, so there it is, everybody. John is now giving us the green light to trash his kids. He's decided that this is his new route. And frankly, he shouldn't have said it. Just don't say it, because now you're inviting it. Right. By saying, like, I'm not gonna react anymore

Starting point is 01:45:45 Do you guys trash my kids like well? Let's see if that's true or not? We're all gonna test it Let's watch him not react. Oh in this one. Yeah, right So that was the dumbest thing you could have done was announcing that Because now everyone's going to see how far they can go before he reacts to it What he should have done if any of this happened and it didn't. But if he actually had this conversation with his kids, he should have been like, all right, you know what? I've been a buffoon. I'm gonna stop reacting because that's why this keeps escalating.

Starting point is 01:46:11 That's why people keep talking about your kid. Or my kid, if you guys, I forget what conversation I'm in. He should have said to them right then and there, you're right, I'm done reacting to this. And once he stops reacting, people stop talking about it because they're not getting a reaction anymore. Instead, this guy being the dumbest asshole

Starting point is 01:46:30 on the internet goes, all right, this does bother me a lot, but I'm gonna stop reacting to it. Yeah. Jesus, you're so fucking stupid. Anyway, let's see. So did his son ever queef in his face or not? I never never did answer that question. So Rocco comes on his show last night as Gino Piscotti.

Starting point is 01:46:55 Yeah. And it's fucking brilliant. I want to show you the beginning of this. And then we'll look at a couple other things. Gina was playing this on his show today. Oh, really? He was super chanting him. Gina loves this impression. It's fantastic. I was messing with you with Gina about it as well.

Starting point is 01:47:11 But this is, obviously, this is Tuki. It's El-Hur-Ree-Blai. It's Rocco. But now, his new character. What was the girl that he used to be? Bedorable. Bedorable. Yes. And he was also also a cordiff as well.

Starting point is 01:47:29 The motionless potato. Quite the resume. He's got a lot of things going on. Now he's got a new one. Now he's a more likable Gino biscotti. If this guy was co-host of the show. Cool Gino. I don't think people would be as upset about it. So we tell him, Garrett, I've been said catch the ball Nick.

Starting point is 01:47:53 Oh, hello everybody. Daddy is home. Geno Buscante is here for a fabulous episode of be dabbling live with El Heriblay, but I'm Gino Boscante. How are you daddy is here? Who is making all this noise? One of you shut your mic. Jesus Garrett. I told you you got to shut your mic, Garrett. What are you doing? Oh, his OJ here. here? All right, so later on, uh, Gino, pseudo Gino, discusses the stuttering John stuff. But finally, finally, O.J., finally, a little honesty came out of John today when he said,

Starting point is 01:48:39 I hope Rocco's kids turn out gay. I heard that. Like a curse? Like it's a curse? Right? What's so bad about your kid being gay, Johnny Boy? What is so bad about that? You don't understand, John.

Starting point is 01:48:55 We don't make fun of you because your kids are gay. We make fun of your kids being gay because it makes you crazy. Oh, but I don't care anymore. I don't care. I don't care you can say whatever you want so say whatever you want about Greta Lily and Oscar it's like night and day out there in the world Johnny boy to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to to because he doesn't care. That's not more fun. He doesn't care. And if you tell daddy that you don't care, then daddy's gonna keep doing it.

Starting point is 01:49:52 So wait, is there a fantasy league for goofing on John's kids? Yeah, this is the AFC East of goofing on John's kids and Rocco's in the NFC. I'm actually drafting Roco for my fantasy team for goofing on John's kids. So John actually said, I hope that your kids start not to be gay.

Starting point is 01:50:12 It's like, do not hear yourself, John, do you understand what's going on here? People, and I think I'm agree with this. John's generally upset that he has a trans son and a gay daughter. So it seems that way. If that dialogue did happen between the kids, that's why they're saying, please don't defend us.

Starting point is 01:50:30 You don't know what you're doing. Right? You don't know how to do that. Or why you're doing it. You're right. I hope you're abhorred with the misery of having a trans kid. Yeah, I know.

Starting point is 01:50:40 That's what he said right now. Just wait until you have fucked up kids. That's what he's saying.. Just wait until you have fucked up kids. That's what he's saying. And the craziest thing that happened this weekend was as John is live streaming on one of the nights and he's wasted, he's been drinking all day, all of a sudden he brings up this chat from his mom. So she's watching on Facebook.

Starting point is 01:51:00 This isn't a super chat, there's no reason to bring this up except for he sees, oh, my mom's messaging me I'll bring this up on the screen. I'm sure it'll be good and his mom says Going to kill you please stop His mom is concerned first time I've seen this she's looking an abler Speaking of an abler seems like his mom's the enabler, but first time she goes you gotta stop this you're killing yourself And Jack is what are you talking about was like oh you mean the drinking I don't drink special occasion I

Starting point is 01:51:30 don't drink that much mom you drink every day on the internet yeah how do you not know that I did refute it's been documented he's so stupid in fact you're having beer delivered here I was during your show and yellow you've it doesn't get delivered Or is that the kind you like? And then he's hungover so now he's doing morning shows again probably because he doesn't want his mom seeing him drink Yeah, and now we get to see how hungover he is when he goes on at 11 a.m. And not only that but he's taken all of his prescription pills. And I'm sure you guys have seen this video on something. Hold on.

Starting point is 01:52:06 Let me just take some of my colon up and gotta like Ethan Ralph. Hold on. How about some torbos? That is. Uh-huh This is like his cool guy move or something yeah, I mean Belly has a coordination to put a pill in his mouth and then right there Right there he pulls the screen down and I just have to point out, what is that on his coffee table?

Starting point is 01:52:48 Is that mucus? Is he drooling onto his coffee table? That's a Coke booger, I'm saving it for later. I hope it's mucus. Yeah, I wanna say that it is, but you know. Also, you put something hot on a table that happened that that coffee table does not look like no cheap college dorm room

Starting point is 01:53:12 coffee table you saw that on the side of the road and you're like oh yo used yeah yes look at this oh my god everything just falling out of his face. Dryed up. Giz. Yeah. I'll have you know that's just a fresh batch. Oh, I don't like the taste of water. He has to. What a show, John. What a show. Good job, buddy.

Starting point is 01:53:43 So you're killing it. Oh He's not long for this world. All right I'm gonna ask right now, and I don't say this because I think it's fun or funny We just need to get to the bottom of it who dies first Chad or John now keep in mind John's got ten years on Chad And they're both not living well Lucy type box. Who do you got in the death pool? Chad. You got Chad? What do you think? Andy? I know. John. John. Chad. I'm going Chad but because he gets murdered. All right. Chad with a caveat. That's like not only do you have to pick who's going to cover the spread, but the final

Starting point is 01:54:27 score too. That was impressive. That works out. Double or nothing, if absolutely. That's impressive. I don't think either of them make it out of 2024 at this pace. At this pace. This is not good for either of them.

Starting point is 01:54:40 They're not doing it right. They're not doing it well. All right, one more pathetic thing with John. Oh, God. Sorry. It's not doing it right. They're not doing it. Well All right one more pathetic thing with John Sorry, it's not fun or funny Told us it's gonna be a short segment But John needs friends so badly When he was hanging out in his suite and this again I mean only we talked about it on this show, but it's been so well documented. I don't feel like I need to basically what happened was

Starting point is 01:55:02 John and Vince and then hit man Dan and Hitman Dan's wife are all up in the suite that Vince paid for and it's pretty evident that there's blow and and they're doing drugs and they're hanging out and they're all having so much fun and laughing and this is the most pathetic thing this is a 58 year old man talking to a guy who financed his entire trip to Atlantic City because he trolls him. He brought him to Atlantic City because he wanted the content.

Starting point is 01:55:32 Vince the lawyer trolls John on a daily basis, sends shit to his house, fucks with them when he's on the show, he fucks with them, and this is what John asks. Yeah, but he, then he always trolls and then we make up, it's the same story. But wouldn't you say Vincent of all the guys in the Dalvers, I'm like your closest friend in the Dalvers? No. Who is?

Starting point is 01:55:56 Hell no. Well, Bob is. Oh, okay. Weber, thanks for the dollar. Could you imagine asking someone, wouldn't you say I'm your closest friend? And clearly he's done this before, he was unfazed. But also, this guy fucks with you every day.

Starting point is 01:56:13 He realized it earlier this day. He knew that he was fucking with him and he made up with him that afternoon. He's just like, we're best friends, right? He's like, no, we're not best friends with you at all. I troll everyone. But John needs that. He needs to have a friend in this world.

Starting point is 01:56:26 And the free shit. He needs a friend. No, the free shit for sure. But I think the friendship he needs even more than that. It's something that we've talked about with Rocco a bunch of times who recognize like a lot of these guys like Chad and John, they're just like lonely dudes. Kevin Brennan, they're just lonely guys who just need friends.

Starting point is 01:56:43 Yeah. So sad. I do want to see what would happen though Vince just kind of turned off the revenue stream of like just slowly just Gradually dial it down to nothing. Yeah, see where that leaves you with stuttering John Melendez Yeah, well start begging for money from broccoli and Leo gone and his other buddy all the other buddies. All of his other best friends. It's so funny. It's so telling that Kevin Brennan's the same way. Kevin Brennan and John are very similar people where you can tell how much money someone gives them

Starting point is 01:57:15 by how much they like that person. Oh, that's a great guy. Oh, he's a great guy. Yeah, no, I like that guy a lot. Oh, he had to give you a lot of super chats. Did he buy you a drink at the Borgata? Did he pay for it? Oh, what like that guy a lot. Oh, yeah, to give you a lot of super chats. Did he buy you a drink at the Borgata? Did he pay for it? Oh, what a great guy.

Starting point is 01:57:28 Wow. It must be amazing. Yeah. What a cool hang that person is. All right. We got a song parody in from the editor. Nice. And I got to be honest.

Starting point is 01:57:39 I sent him a note. I asked him what song this is based on. I don't know the original, unfortunately but you guys might I know caught a cheese throw an explosion feeling earthquake Patrick melt on not Patrick Melton, not one thing can be heard What's this commotion? John's been saving up his batch Just for this perfect moment We got John's high ground

Starting point is 01:58:19 It needs to stay strong Good move to Hawkeye It's just a strong What's happening right now? Oh don't care, we talk. All right, cool. I guess it's officially on then. Add you rule. Yes, thank you, Ed. Producer Chris just reminded me

Starting point is 01:58:54 I said at the beginning of the show I wanted to give an update on Dr. Steve. So Dr. Steve was listening to the episode that we did where we had this porn star. Hotter ones., whose mom is her OBGYN. And she was in pre-med school. She's at UCLA. She was going to become a doctor just like her mom. And then she explains that, oh yeah, my mom's my OBGYN, not my friends. And she puts in my IUDs. And I went, oh, that sounds, I wanted to get your take on it. I heard you asking Kindi about it. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:59:25 Yeah, no. Weird, right? No. So why is that just Steve about this? All of the no. And Dr. Steve, and I give him credit, he wasn't even bringing up the creepiness around the OBGYN and birth control thing. He's like, well, no, actually in the medical community, you're not allowed to practice with your family or friends. It's unethical to do such a thing.

Starting point is 01:59:51 It's experimental. Gross. He also disagreed with this whole thing where she didn't take insurance. He goes, insurance doesn't pay for blocks of time. He says, does he patients in my office for 90 minutes and they're paying with insurance? Cause you made the same, there's like 15 minutes all you get with insurance, so she just cash? I know it sounds. I think the anal princess was confusing

Starting point is 02:00:14 one of those incest shoots with reality. Maybe. It's like, mom's teach fucking. No, that's not what, it's not reality. Mom, it's just my IUD is a video. So this is what he put, he goes, we're not supposed to treat our families,

Starting point is 02:00:30 although most of us do at least a little bit. So you know, control substances, but to be your kid's primary OBGYN is quite unusual. And then he sent me this, according to the American Medical Association's Code of Medical Ethics, doctors should avoid treating themselves or immediate family members, treating family and friends completely to serious consequences and may result in a loss of practice, association's code of medical ethics, doctors should avoid treating themselves or immediate family members, treating

Starting point is 02:00:45 family and friends, complete to serious consequences and may result in a loss of practice rights and some jurisdictions. What would be one time wasn't wrong? But what we do without Dr. Steve? I don't know. I mean, I'd probably be more ignorant than I am, which is shocking. I wouldn't get as many texts. I'd probably be more ignorant than I am, which is shocking. I wouldn't get as many texts.

Starting point is 02:01:05 I can't even imagine. There's a couple of people who do speech to text. Gino is one of them. Dr. Steve is one of them. And you can tell. You can tell. Because it's like 500 words. But the nice thing is I can hear it when Dr. Steve's voice.

Starting point is 02:01:21 That is true. All right, guys. Cardiff had to take the week off. He said he's working, so he's very busy. So what I try to do is put together my own version of To Catch an Alien. Now, I put this together just now. I was watching Tommy from MSCS's show.

Starting point is 02:01:41 He had Roger Stone on. And I think Tommy said about 50 words over the period of two and a half hours. So it's just Roger Stone. I picked the wrong opposite. And now I see why Cardiff spends so much time on this. It's so difficult to find these things. So Cardiff, I appreciate it. Appreciate what you do for us. Thank you. Oh, thank you.

Starting point is 02:02:03 But let's bring Annie in, of course. Annie, how's it going? Oh, hi. How you doing? Can you hear me? I got it. Yeah, it's not great. Good. All right. So, Annie, we're going to play a little to catch an alien and try to find out your season to sist from Cardiff. I know that. Yes, I'm sure I will. I should have, I should have called it something different. Probably. You're right. This is going to get me in trouble for sure. All right.

Starting point is 02:02:30 Pay attention. This is a short one. I'm not doing the card of thing where it goes out forever. And even if a rock ran in one matter, literally a rock, because for anyone to sit with a straight face and think that Biden got. Okay. So they're talking about Joe Biden's reelection possibilities and they're talking about Dwayne the Rock Johnson.

Starting point is 02:02:52 And so Tommy says, I mean, even if a rock ran, not the rock, just a rock. Yeah, just a rock. And even if a rock ran in one matter, literally a rock, Because for anyone to sit with a straight face and think that, biting got it. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. A. The upper hand on corn pop. That's good. B. A wing and a prayer.

Starting point is 02:03:28 C. A puncher's chance in hell. D. Lastly. 80 million more votes than Obama. Yeah, what's with all these letters? Or E. His comeuppance. Oh man. I don't like change.

Starting point is 02:03:41 For anyone to sit with a straight face and think that Biden got I will go with Lucy tight box first. I'm gonna go with D D I feel very uncomfortable 80 million more votes in Obama. Yeah, that's that's trucker Andy. What do you think? See see a puncher's chance in hell Annie, what do you think? A is hilarious and I hope it's about corn pop. Yeah, I mean, I wanted to be that. Very good. And producer Chris.

Starting point is 02:04:13 Oh, I will bet the spread. Go with a wing and a prayer B. A wing and a prayer. All right. Let's find out to catch an L. He ate this so much. And even if a rock ran in one matter, literally a rock, because for anyone to sit with a straight face and think that biting got 80 million more votes than any other Obama is nuts. He didn't get 80 million more votes than Obama.

Starting point is 02:04:42 He got 80 million votes. Is this where you're going for accuracy? He didn't get 80 million more votes than Obama. He got 80 million votes. Is this where you're going for accuracy or? That's why I thought that was funny that he said that he got 80 million more votes than Obama. Everybody just plays eyes again. I guess that was a little bit. It was too stupid to be the answer.

Starting point is 02:04:56 Congratulations Lucy. It's been a while. Yes. Nice. I was angry when she got, the first person got it right. I was like, oh, fuck, I, fuck, I, fuck. I know, yeah. You did your thing that's a tell.

Starting point is 02:05:07 Whenever you're like, can we get the drum roll ready? Then I know that you won the weekend. Oh, right. You did the same thing. You're going to say, D, oh, the 80 million? That's the one that you're going to go with right now? Oh, stop it. I was just clarifying for the listeners

Starting point is 02:05:21 to remind them what that is. Not everyone's watching the show. It was really kind of you. At the poker table, them what that is. Not everyone's watching the show. It was really kind of at the poker table. That's called Hollywood. Yeah. All right. Very good. Guys, what have we done today?

Starting point is 02:05:34 We've done it all. We talked about music commentary podcasts. We'll have a poll up on our Patreon for you to go and vote. We looked at how he Mandel does stuff and Dana White walking out on that. Christine Nolton had a couple Valentine's Day songs for us and a poem. Oh, Chad, Zumaq. It's going to take more than 12 steps for this guy, but we're rooting for him. Stuttering.

Starting point is 02:05:59 John, of course, has decided that now the kids are fair game. Everyone can go ahead and do fun as kids. That's a takeaway from that, you piece. That's my takeaway because he literally told someone at Atlantic City, he didn't notice we get back to Patrick Mountain, that he only pretends to care about that because that's content for his show. Which of course is true because I haven't talked

Starting point is 02:06:24 about John's kids in forever. And even when I did, it was joking. I don't really know who they are or care about them. I don't know anything like that. And the fact that John was ready to be my friend again and be neighborly with me in Florida, after all that proves he doesn't give a fuck. He makes all of this up.

Starting point is 02:06:41 It's all performative. All these guys are performative. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. We'll be back with another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. This Saturday at 2 p.m. for those of you who are behind the paywall can watch you also listen for free on our discord But I don't have the podcast picked out. Can I just realize but Eric Zane will be joining And so that'll be fun and we're looking forward to that and you can hear him yelling already

Starting point is 02:07:23 fun and we're looking forward to that. I can hear him yelling already. Andy Q. Public, thank you so much for coming over and doing the show today. What's going on with the All Apologies podcast? A lot. We actually have the March 9th show, since Carter's not here, I have to make sure to plug Subbreddit surfing live on March 9th featuring All Apologies and also featuring some other people in this room. But...

Starting point is 02:07:46 Where's that happening? Yeah, you'll find out. Comedy at the Carlson. And find tickets at comedyatthecarlson.com. But the podcast we did, the mini show on the Patreon about the Josh Hawley dressing down of Mark Zuckerberg. And I had a lot to say about Josh. I don't like Josh Hawley. Okay. And I had a lot to say about you. I don't like Josh Hawley. Okay, and

Starting point is 02:08:08 Episode that just came out today was Billy McFarland in the fire festival Fiasco and that was a lot of fun to cover so now all apologies. I haven't heard that one yet He's planning on fire festival too. Is that still in the works? Mm-hmm. It's called pirate now pyrt and It sounds like it sounds like... It sounds worse. It's not like... I was gonna say like pirate. That's more obvious.

Starting point is 02:08:28 Yeah, pirate's a synonym for stealing. Yeah, yeah. I'm gonna pirate your money. It sounds just as fleshed out as Fire Festival was. Cool. See you there. All right, well, the ice-topes haven't heard anything. I wish they would ask us to play that.

Starting point is 02:08:40 Yeah. Sounds cool. Lucy Typebox. Lots of exciting stuff. I did an episode on my channel once over with Kaley, where I do movie reviews with Stevie Lou. We talked about the movie Dead Ringers, very romantic for the Valentine's Day stuff.

Starting point is 02:08:58 We learned that Stevie Lou does not know what a vagina is. So. Checked out. Well worth checking out for that. And then also for Valentine's Day, I had Andy Q. Public on my channel talking about the first wives club. All right, true romance over there. And you hooked up with Tony again, right?

Starting point is 02:09:19 Yeah. So Tony and I are we got some stuff coming up. Tony from Hack the Movies. Tony from Hack the Mov movies and I have some stuff I got a photo of you to send to my phone. So I'm like, I guess they're doing something together It's probably the better you should have led with that Yeah, but still is the point of that. All right, and Annie, what are you up to? we're off this week for Valentine's Day, but Dylan from somewhere and I do a podcast talking about video games.

Starting point is 02:09:48 I did not realize that Dylan from Somewhere was such a romantic that he takes off for Valentine's Day. Well, that's just what I'm saying. I mean, we're just honestly just trying to get more time in Ark of Night before we do the episode for it. So we're just playing more of that before we record the episode for that. We've really kind of hit our stride, I think, in our episode format.

Starting point is 02:10:08 We kind of just jumped around at the beginning, but now we're just going from kind of the beginning of the game all the way to the end and kind of talking about it as we go through the story of it. So I think it's becoming a better show format, although last time it did run for two and a half hours. Whoa! Well, games are long. I'm 50% of the way through the story, Annie.

Starting point is 02:10:29 There you go. That's pretty good. I think that's further than I am right now. I've been doing a lot of the side stuff. Controversially, I don't hate the Batmobile. No one told me there was going to be boasting. I didn't realize there was going to be such controversy on the show today. I thought the Ben Shapiro was going to be the most controversial thing that we did, but

Starting point is 02:10:48 Andy, where can people find that show? On youtube.com slash at WITGS. WITGS. Is what you want to work for? What is this game? Show. Guys, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep, Loverpony. Partying in the mushrooms of Morning Radio. And now the show is over now. OK. OK. Great show. Good job, everybody.

Starting point is 02:11:14 Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. And do we have any reviews, new reviews coming in? Not a lot of new ones. I have one that because Kendi made sure to save one. So I have one from Kelso829 on January 28th, 2024. Bullies. I guess bullying does get mainstream platform nowadays.

Starting point is 02:11:33 This is crazy that grown people are trashing others and trying to make money off of it. Also, the shows you bash have higher ratings than you. It doesn't make sense. This is in the privacy of your home with a PBR. This is garbage. Do this in the privacy of your own home. Sorry. I see. Okay. I'm going to guess that that's not a favorable radio. I'm going to guess that's like a one star. Yeah, they didn't seem to like you. Yeah, I didn't seem to be having fun with that. That's why I do that. You know,

Starting point is 02:12:00 it was a one star review, but they called you mainstream. I would say that's a compliment. Well, they said that bullying is mainstream, not necessarily that I am. But I'm also surprised that Kendi didn't read that one. I know it seems like the kind of thing, she's the bully. Let's just try that. All right. So on the creep off, I did the show with Blind Mike this week. Check that out.

Starting point is 02:12:22 Fun episode with Blind Mike. And our results girl, Jessica, couldn't make it. Cause Jess has a new job and she wasn't able to get out in time to do it. So, Kendi sent me a note. Said, is Jess not gonna be able to do the show anymore? And I said, why do you want to be the results girl on the creep off?

Starting point is 02:12:38 She goes, no, I just like Jess. I need to. I told her we had a backup or something. Not the case. That's amazing. I know. I mean, if someone asked you that question, you would think that they're clever. Deluxe is chiming in here.

Starting point is 02:12:56 Hey, Carl. You don't need to lose contest to get, you know, to go to the beauty parlor and get your hair done or work how bikini Eventually get your ding dong cut off We know your trans we know you're transitioning. It's cool. No worries All right deluxe checking in some of that coasts. What up Lucy? I Do appreciate the support This is a very caring and giving community that we've got.

Starting point is 02:13:25 Congratulations, Carl. Deluxe should defend John's kids. Right, yes, that's the person that we need. And trust me, everyone, I know we've been stalling, we are gonna have the win a date with Lucy Contest. I'm getting impatient. Don't worry, it's gonna happen. When are you dying your tips?

Starting point is 02:13:43 That's happening, more importantly. Oh, you dying your tips? That's That doesn't affect me at all this affects everyone that is happening this weekend for sure That's why he's the goat. Hey guys, uh, Jim quarantine college into the show. Oh sweet Carl's me gay Jim quarantine your bell about female comedians. How are you today? Jim quarantine is what dude man, it is. No he's not. It's the first one though, it's not big. Sorry Carl. Oh man. I'm getting boring. I'm getting boring. I'm getting a little annoyed. It's not there. Alright, so it's funny about that.

Starting point is 02:14:34 I wouldn't have played this one, but he told me to. So this was his first attempt at quarantine. Matt, Carl, you've been quarantining your pal. Just wanted to say thank you so much for having me on the episode where i had to talk about females the meetings equal rights brown versus the board education alive this flesh in your What? You just see the female comic. There's a lot of them now, Coral.

Starting point is 02:15:08 Yay. See what I mean? I was I wouldn't play that when the guy goes, I played my first one. That was a much better Jim Florida. Two different. Sure, I disagree. You say so.

Starting point is 02:15:19 Swing and a miss. And I think you and I were talking about this news the other day. Hey, Carl, I'm sure you knew this already, but your buddy Bill and his friends in Macedon are going to be playing Leviathan and its entirety on tour this summer. You can go ahead and play the drop now. All right, so they're not coming anywhere near us, though. They are the kids, the crunchy on the flesh girl. Alright so they're not coming anywhere near us though.

Starting point is 02:15:49 Cleveland is like the closest. What the fuck? Half the band is from Rochester? They don't want to come to Rochester with us to her? They've already been here. They've been here a bunch of times but it's too bad. Cleveland's a long ways to go but we can hang out with Ray DeVito and Ojack. Maybe it's worth it. Oh, Andy, this is for you, buddy.

Starting point is 02:16:10 You know, Carl, I think Southern John's on to something. Chuck or Andy, I'm going to sue you. Why? I got to fucking get wrist surgery for my carpal tunnel syndrome now from my extensive research on Lana Rose. See you in court. It's not that far-fetched. There was that guy who's tried to sue Twitch. Oh yeah. All the cameras were jerking off too. He's like, and then I go on Twitch and there's like these girls masturbating on camera.

Starting point is 02:16:41 I'm not made of stone. I just have to. It's a guy to do over here. Go ahead and sue me. masturbating on camera. I'm not made of stone. I just have to. It's a guy to do over here. Go ahead and sue me. I blow all my money on Monterey's NFTs, like everybody else. You're right. You should probably sue her, I would imagine.

Starting point is 02:16:55 All right, so this is some commentary on the show Hotter Ones. And did you hear our review of Hotter Ones? Dr. Steve. Probably, yeah. I've heard it like every episode. Yeah, yeah, that was heard it like every episode. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Starting point is 02:17:06 That was the only fans, girls, who were into a lot of butt stuff. Oh, yeah, that was good. I guess. Carl, that Hotter Ones podcast made me sad in a way that Setter and John never could. But we could use this. If you took a time machine and went back in time and you showed that podcast to Susan B. Anthony, she realized that feminism is a mistake

Starting point is 02:17:30 and we could be done with all of this. Thank you, fucking guy. Repeal the 19th Amendment, I agree with you. Hortedly. Yeah, it's a problem, that's for sure. Best Macedon Elm Mass the Greater Good. This is controversial, but I got to go with Once More Around the Sun Again.

Starting point is 02:17:50 Really? That is controversial to say? Because... wrong. Is that their best technical album? Put the songs on and they're all fucking bangers. I... Ember City is one of my favorite all time songs. So I'll give you that. OK, what's your what's your favorite? The Hunter. OK, Hunter, it is.

Starting point is 02:18:10 You didn't even think about it. Yeah, he's got it. I didn't get it. I figured out. I think it's their worst. But OK. Oh, God, Carl, please, please let Stuttering John hit Patrick Melton. That would give us the ending we all need and deserve. Please let Stuttering John hit Patrick Milton.

Starting point is 02:18:25 That would give us the ending we all need and deserve. If it was producer Chris that said this thing, always seems like it's about to end and it never does. We just need a good ending. That would be the good ending. I want it to all go away. You know, Chris Chin fucked his mom. Stuttering John needs to punch Patrick Melton.

Starting point is 02:18:46 That's the perfect person for it. And I, I love Patrick, but he's got to, he's got to fall in the grenade here. He'll be okay. Yeah. It's got to happen. Make it happen, Carl. Write it into the script. All right.

Starting point is 02:18:58 We'll work on it. I pictured John landing a punch and it's just like a little... Oh yeah. If that's what Patrick even said, he goes, he came down, he's wobbling, he's drunk, he's tiny. I knew me through a punch. It wasn't going to hurt me. Right. So true to.

Starting point is 02:19:14 That is interesting. People think that the devil versus scripted and I'm starting to agree with that. All of this seems very scripted to me. It's all the work. It's all work. I'm telling you. Line. Having run is a fucking work and you can't convince me any other way around it

Starting point is 02:19:29 All right, this is actual audio of John at the security desk at the Borgata Can't believe we got this and he made fun of my kids He made fun of my kids and he made fun of my kids And he made fun of my kids and he made fun of my kids and he made fun of my kids and he made fun of my kids and he made fun of my kids. Jesus, kids sound like losers. Why is there one making fun of these kids? It must be losers and he gets it. This fucking pigment is a real fucking pigment. It is odd. It is 100% odd now. John has said what had happened. Hey, Brock Lee calling into the show.

Starting point is 02:20:09 The famous rich Brock Lee. Hello, Carl. This is infamous Brock Lee. I get to your number from my friend D-Rocks. I am humble man with very, very, very small penis. But I am very interested in Ruthie Titeback's date. But I don't know, I know America have huge penis. And my friend D Rocks is famous for his huge penis. But I have a lot of money if I could take Typebox

Starting point is 02:20:48 I would be very excited. Thank you. Mr. Carl. This is what I mean So Lucy I gotta ask you what your take on that do you want a sugar daddy dick or more money? Yeah, well, that's kind of the question I like the do you kind of broke it down? I was gonna be a little more subtle about it, but are you interested in the guy who makes I know like some of the guys you've dated who are in the metal probably have a ton of money so I'm not sure if like that's your thing. It's your fucking rich dude. That's your thing, but yeah I guess yeah that's a good question.

Starting point is 02:21:19 One of them has a car. Is that true because I wasn't aware of that. Do you want a Lizzo in the pants or a Lizzo in the bag? One of them has a car. Big bank cow. Is that true? Because I wasn't aware of that. Do you want a Lizzo in the pants or a Lizzo in the bag? Yeah. There's no pressure. I potentially would be OK with neither. I mean, I would love a big dick.

Starting point is 02:21:35 Neither. Wasn't expecting that. I was thinking both. I would love both. OK, all right. That's like. Both is ideal. You're thinking that I value myself and think that I deserve those things

Starting point is 02:21:52 No, I if I had to pick one it would probably be big dick all right there you go, but I Have a lot of money doesn't exclude you from the context, but but I will also point this out I've always wanted to see a micro penis so Well, sick around it for the show I Have to ask was there any kind of reveal about who broccoli was they said they're gonna be there and John if there was I don't know about it because John said that he watched the Super Bowl with them. But no one knows who he is. No one said they met him or talked to him.

Starting point is 02:22:31 So I don't know. Okay. It all seems like a mystery. It's very possible. I'm just talking about my ass right now because it was said that broccoli was going to fly John there and pay for him to go and then Vince, the lawyer did all of that. Paid for his flight, paid for his hotel. So some people are speculating that Broccoli is Vince.

Starting point is 02:22:52 I don't know. Honestly, I don't know. Wait, what? If somebody in the chat knows, I'm looking at the chat, let me know. We'll come to, how about Broccoli? Isn't the chat just Vince the lawyer too though? The chat is mostly Vince the lawyer. Even this version of Dylan from somewhere But just instill a or two though

Starting point is 02:23:07 This version of Dylan from somewhere Who says how about above average dick with below big dick, but below big dick. Yeah, I'm okay with that So like what four and a half inches is that what you're saying? All right It's very revealing about yourself. What are you for? All right. You know, Carl, I'm thinking about stuttering John's weekend in New Jersey. And it just struck me like, remember? Back when you went over his. Trip to, uh, when he was on Namaste

Starting point is 02:23:43 Liberty, get me out of here. And he kept saying like, and I was on my best behavior. And you were like, that's the wrong assignment, John. Like they don't want you to be on your best behavior. You're on a show, you're supposed to be a goof up. It's kind of like, he kept saying that this weekend with Vince. Like, oh, I didn't want to upset Vince, so I'm on my best behavior. It's like, no, Vince wants you to be a Jerikov.

Starting point is 02:24:06 You fucking idiot. He never gets the assignment. That's correct. However, John was not on his best behavior. He was letting people buy him drinks. He's bragging that he never bought a beer because everyone's buying him beer. But he doesn't realize that that makes you a whack packer. If people just want to get you drunk and watch you act like a fool.

Starting point is 02:24:24 Make a fool of yourself. Yeah. That means that you're drunk and watch you act like a fool. Make a fool of yourself. Yeah, that means that you're the spectacle. You're not a celebrity, you're a spectacle. Julie was talking about this. When they would take the whack packers out, they had to tell the bars or the clubs they would go to, don't want anyone buy them beer. Because they can't control themselves

Starting point is 02:24:40 and everyone wants to get the weirdo guy drunk. That's what John is. And he's proud of it. He thinks that that means he's a celebrity or something. And then he's talking about jerking off to Keanu, Geno's fiance. Oh my God. And Keanu's mom who's on her podcast with her

Starting point is 02:24:57 was just like, I don't like that Stuttering John guy. That's gross. Like yeah. That is gross. If you jerk off to a friend of yours, fiance, keep that to yourself. Yeah. I don't know. It kind of goes without saying, right?

Starting point is 02:25:12 When you do that, keep it to yourself. It's not a compliment. Follow me for more tips. It's not a compliment to the woman or the woman's husband. No, it's not great. Hey, you know who I was joking off to last night? Hey, good news.. Hey, you know who I was chicken up I call Paul in dirty Jersey who all over these marketers W8m only on the car on that work

Starting point is 02:25:46 Introducing the New York boat show with a the fuck can afford a boat? And I just see sick anyway. I'm gonna remember two fucking Charmin. How many bears wiped their ass? They were in the toilet break. My father said it clogged the drains. But I said to Charmin, where's the bear shit? All right, I do hate those I like this show who are these markers, let's get back to it

Starting point is 02:26:22 Number one science fucking college. Have you ever been curious about Scientology, maybe it's time to have your fucking head examined. That is bigger bullshit than Catholic than Jew horseshit. Thank you, fuck your bye. Sir, how do you feel about doing a show co-hosted by Christian Black? Yeah. Who are these marketers coming soon to the Who Are These network? I love it. All right.

Starting point is 02:26:43 This last one, I'm interested to play. Because I've been getting some shit from people saying, I don't know what I'm talking about, when it comes to IQ tests. One person specifically, shut up, I've taken IQ test and they do have general knowledge questions and trivial questions down there. I'm like, how's that possible? How does that measure someone's intelligence? What do you got? IQ test.fun? Right, yes. So this is a do you got to IQ test that fun? Right, yes.

Starting point is 02:27:07 So this is a person who's taking IQ test, is going to break it down for us. And because this person agrees with me, I think this person's right. Hey, Retards. A couple years ago, I took an IQ test with an actual psychologist. He took three hours and had 12 parts. Scored a 138. I know it sounded retarded, but I'm not. Part of the test, the examiner read off two digit numbers in a random order.

Starting point is 02:27:33 And I had to repeat the back to them in numerical order. For example, 19, 12, 35 would be repeated back 12, 19, 35. I got up to 15 numbers before I started making mistakes. Does John really expect people to believe that his retarded brain could even accomplish three numbers, let alone the number of numbers that would require a 160 IQ. He's a fucking retard. Thank you. And that was my point. Oh, those are the types of questions they ask going on that cute. Not trivia. Not trivia. Not who wrote Moby Dick. That's not an IQ. People are gonna say I'm wrong again. I guarantee it. I'll see it out there with this person

Starting point is 02:28:15 to 138. They agree with me. So wait. So how big was 138 penis and how much money does he have? Good questions. Good questions. Now she wants it all. Please call back, yeah right. You want all three of those things? Fucking looking for a unicorn over here. All right, thank you all for doing the show with me today on this Valentine's Day. I'm sure someone's pissed about this.

Starting point is 02:28:38 Someone's wife or girlfriend or boyfriend is upset about this, but I appreciate you guys being here. Rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Really great! Bye! Bye! A plane has hit, I rewatched at Carly. Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom! Ah, Carl, I love you.

Starting point is 02:29:14 Go fuck yourselves, have a good week.

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