Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep495 - TV Review Podcasts

Episode Date: February 22, 2024

This week we’re looking at the TV Review category to find out what shows are reviewing what shows. I start with a brony, Star Strike, reviewing the final season of My Little Pony G5 - Make Your Mark. Then Andy is checking out Tom Sandoval from Vanderpump Rules who has teamed up with Jack Osbourne. That’s not even fair. Lucy comes in hot with Let’s Watch TV, a show where comedian Joe Dombrowski has zero chemistry with his mother. Vote for who had the most entertaining presentation on our Patreon page. After the TV review presentations Cringe of the Week features Artie Lange and the Anal Princess somehow. Then I’m very excited to present a brand new podcast from Paddy Pukewater. There’s only one episode but it feels like he’s launched five new podcasts and I’m here for it. Then we check in on Joe Matarese who has changed his podcast format YET AGAIN! Then we play a round of Who Said It, read your reviews and play some voicemails from celebrities. Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://allapologiespodcast.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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every single month. We just dropped a brand new episode yesterday. Producer Chris and I got together. Patrick Melton joined us from Nobody Likes Onions. And we talked about this really bizarre episode John did and it took down where he had Kate Meany and Chad Zumac on the show. And I'm happy to report we did get an interesting new Patreon member this morning.

One Kate Meanie signed up for our Patreon. I guess she wanted to know what we were saying about her. So that's cool. Maybe if I just talk about people like one of the time I get to sign up for our Patreon, that might be a strategy to get that going. But anyway, I thought that was kind of fun. People should sign up for that because it was a great episode. Would you agree that was a great episode, Chris?

Oh, absolutely. OK, yes. But just like how we rehearsed it. Thank you. Also, you can watch these shows live while we're doing them on YouTube. I sent out the link. If you're a YouTube member, if you've joined the YouTube,

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But Saturday there's a whole stand up show and then these do like a kill Tony style open mic thing Where we're gonna have a panel people come up and try 60 seconds and we'll go over that that should be a lot of fun And then Saturday's podcast all day into the night Tuky soup is the last show with Pat Dixon rapping everything up So that's gonna be a lot of fun. Hackamania.com. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us a five star review on Apple Podcast and should all of us in the comments section. And he's here to read your reviews later on in the show. But first, we'll

be competing for the worst podcast in the TV reviews category. We've each brought a different show and you the listener will be able to vote on which one was the worst. But let's start with the results from last week. The, uh, what was our category last week? Does anyone remember? Music commentary. Music commentary was the category last week. I didn't update that part of my notes. I'm turning it to Joe Madarisa over here. Have I met my guests before? Do I know this person? You know I get locked in there part of my nose. I'm turning into Joe Madarisa over here. Have I met my guests before? Do I know this person?

You know, I get locked in there. Yeah, right. So let's take a look at the results from last week because while there aren't really stakes involved, all of us like bragging rights. I know I do. Especially you. Well, are you fucking kidding me?

You celebrate more than anyone would you with these things? Of course I'm gonna brag. Of course I'm gonna brag. That's what I do around here. No one told me there was gonna be boasting. Let's talk about who came in last place. Lucy Type-Ox, 60% of the vote. With songs by Xruin.

I'm actually surprised that you didn't get more votes than that. I thought you brought a good show in. Well, thank you. But I guess your opinion does not matter at all. No, my opinion definitely does not matter. Obviously, that's quite obvious. So it came down and it was very close. It was going back and forth. Any I were talking about this rehearsal tonight is back and forth. He was in the lead. I was in the lead. He was in the lead. We didn't know how this

was going to end up. Can I get a drum roll over here? Oh, my God. What do you think that means, Lacy? I don't know. No idea. We have 43% of the vote. Kara Wins with your favorite band sucks. Andy Josh Jones 41%. I might have voted for you. I can't remember.

Andy, you were amazing. I liked Josh Jones. That was amazing. They made it pretty easy. Andy, you were amazing. I liked Josh Jones. Yeah, it was amazing. They made it pretty easy. Yeah, they were terrible, but it was fun. I loved it. Good job, Carl. Oh, thank you.

Thank you very much. So, does this mean that I get to go first? Yeah. Is that usually how these things work? Yeah, that is. I think so, yes. Ring the bell. I will, but I just want to congratulate you, but we are going to check back on Unk, right?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, okay. Unk was pretty great. I don't know if he's a staple, but we are going to check back on Ankh, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Ankh was pretty great. I don't know if he's a staple, but. Well, he's about to be. Yeah. All right, here we go. Okay, so TV review shows. My thinking was, what's a funny TV show to even review?

Why would somebody review ridiculous shows that are terrible, but actually coming from a place where they like it or want to like it? And going back to very early on episodes of WATP, you know, I sign off the show, sleep well everypony. Very early on in the show, we talked about bronies. Yeah, and we got into that whole culture. And I learned a talked about bronies. Yeah, and we got into that whole culture and I learned a lot about bronies bronies love

The fourth edition of my little pony they call it generation 4g4 and that was friendship is magic FIM You are you're not like you know about I'm nodding because I suspected that you might be doing something like that. Okay, what? because I suspected that you might be doing something like that. OK. What? I know. I didn't know I was doing this for two hours. You're full of shit. I was like, bro, this is clearly where Carl is. That was literally my first thought was I can't do bronies

because Carl is going to do it. That's really funny that you say that. So I actually the first thing I looked for was reviews of thousand pound sisters. I found a couple of people doing that, but they they're just bad dumb. So I went, oh, I was the bad job. He's like, not dumb enough. So friendship is magic. Was beloved by the Bronies.

They all loved the fourth generation of My Little Pony. Now we have a fifth generation show of My Little Pony. Now we have a fifth generation show of My Little Pony and it is not being received well by a lot of these people unfortunately. A lot of people are not digging it. So we're gonna start off, I checked out Starstrike. Starstrike is the host of this show as well as the name of the channel.

And the name of this episode was Chapter Six was just awful. My final review. Now this is the sixth season of the fifth generation of My Little Point. You guys following this? It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. Let's get into the clips. Let's see. It's actually his final review. This is the final review because the season

just wrapped up. I have noticed more than a few problems with it that caused me to question my life choices. Why do I keep reviewing this show? Why do I allow it to keep haunting me? Is it even worth it anymore? Well, I've come this far so I might as well finish it, right? Right? Anyway, know that I am not a reviewer that holds any punches. When I see flaws in the show, I'm going to call them out and I will give it to you as plain and simple as a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. So you guys heard that. Star Strike will not be holding any punches. And I promise you that is the case.

We're going to get into it here. We're going to talk about these critiques he has. But I want to show you guys this is not just a review show it doesn't just critique things he's also kind of a hard-hitting reporter. This is a video he put out just recently that I think is of note. Is the cider in my little pony alcoholic? Like on the one hand it's foaming which would suggest that it is alcoholic but on the other hand this is kids show, and it's not rated for having alcohol. And if this beverage is indeed alcohol, does that make Rainbow Dash an alcoholic? I mean, given how she's willing

to eat dirt just to get a taste of this stuff, she seems pretty addicted to me. So that's the mystery we're solving today, folks. Is the Apple Family cider child-friendly, or is there some secret ingredient the show doesn't want you to know about so that they can keep their Y7 rating? Before we can determine if Rainbow Dash is indeed an alcoholic, we need to determine if the Apple Cider contains alcohol to begin with. There are two different types of cider out there.

One is hard cider, which contains alcohol. And the other is sweet cider, which contains no alcohol. Obviously, the Apples are selling one of these two products. We just have to cider, which contains no alcohol. Obviously, the apples are selling one of these two products. We just have to figure out which one it is. I think a good place to start would be simply by asking the question, does alcohol even exist in a question you had to begin with? Do you see what I'm talking about, guys? Some people get really into my little pony to a point where you just got to question, what are you doing with your life? Why would you do this to yourself?

Wait, did we get the answer? What is it alcoholic? Is it not alcoholic? I didn't get that far. Okay, good. I'm not sure. Reasonable. Reasonable.

But there's other questions to be asked though, so I'm glad that you're asking questions because here is an important one to talk about. Clearly, their animation budget was not high enough for multiple dragons as all of these characters share the exact same character model But with some slight recolors and optional hair. Also, why do they have hair? They are lizards Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that one Oh my god the cartoon head hair Can you believe I mean my little pony has always been very realistic up until this point.

And now they're just putting hair on dragons, which is. I'm out. So stupid. Of course, there's no alcoholism or an hair on a lizard. Well, there might be alcoholism. Yeah. We did see that. OK, so now we're getting into, are you guys

familiar with cutie marks? It's the little heart on their butt, right? Don't, dude. Don't play dumb. Don't play coy. Isn't that that pedophile movie? I can't tell you how many times Chris and I have been at the bar having this exact conversation. Another really important thing to mention about their designs is that the dragons all have

cutie marks now. What? When did that happen? Why? This is oddly enough never explained, and it is never brought up throughout the entire chapter as to how this happened. Yeah, what the fuck? You can't just put cutie marks on dragons and not explain it. That's what I was saying. I know! How many times have we had to say too much? That's why I get black out every night. I want to forget the cutie mark. I can answer that question with a question.

Yeah. Who gives a fuck? What do you mean? So he starts talking about the villain in the show. And my little pony, because of the research I do for this show, I've watched some episodes of this. And typically there's really no story because there's no antagonist. It's just a bunch of ponies being friends. But I guess in this generation, there's a bad guy.

And the bad guy's not great. And the bad guy's a little over the top. So she sings a song. If the bad guy does. And he breaks down the lyrics to it. The lyrics to the song are literally just opening saying, I am evil in about 12 different ways. For example, here are some

of the lyrics. I'm the queen of mean. Don't care about anypony other than me. Isn't that lovely? Don't ask me to be nice. I don't want to. I don't play fair. I'm giving you the heat you can't handle. And I don't care. I'm a villain. What do you want? Stareway to Heaven? It's a kid show. I was the most reasonable kid show there. Yeah, right. This is the thing that a lot of these bronies, I don't know if they forget

this. They all think that the show should be catered to them. Well, they're trying to sell toys to six year olds. You understand that, right? That's kind of the whole point of this. Where's the titties?

All right. Nope. What he's going to point All right, no what he's gonna point out here I'm glad that he's here to report on this cuz I would not be spending this kind of time on it There's a couple inconsistencies with the script some continuity errors. It's very upset about it We cut back to the Isle of Scaly where Blaze is interrogating the ponies wait What happened to the secret meeting between Blaze and Sunny? Why are they all together as a group again? Did the writers somehow forget what was happening like three minutes ago? No? We're not gonna address this? Alright, fine. Crazy, right? It's like, guys, come on. Get your shit together here.

I imagine they write this the same way they wrote the book of Boba Fett, where it's just a room full of toys and a kid is like, oh now Boba Fett is riding the rank or monster. And the, and now the Mandalorian is here. It's like, who brought the Mandalorian into this place? Fuck. And Baby Yoda is riding around in Optimus Prime now. Fuck outta here with this.

Yeah, I imagine that people are quitting on like a minute by minute basis in the writing room. So it's just like someone's like, I can't do this anymore, I'm out of here. They forget the next guy. It's like, all right, then they get together and have a meeting. Like, yeah, there's no continuity whatsoever. Now, I wanna ask before I play this next clip,

was anyone planning on watching G5? Might wanna play, there is a spoiler. There's no spoilers now. There is a spoiler, this one. All right, close your eyes, plug your spoiler. There's no spoilers now. There's a spoiler. That's why. All right. Close your eyes. Plug your ears. This is a big deal.

Dragon Lord Spike! What? What happened to Ember? Why isn't she the Dragon Lord? And why is Spike's voice so deep? Excuse my breath. Just woke up. It's really off-putting.

Why is Spike suddenly a quadruped? I have so many questions and I know none of them will ever be answered. It is pretty fucked up with the Dragon Lord of Spike. I mean, guys, come on. Were you upset by that? Please explain this. And they got a different voice actor? Huh? I think that was Cardiff.

Oh, yeah. Go, Hugga. All right, let's get back into, it's not, look at this is obviously a big deal that this is the new Dragon Lord, but let's get back to some of the other continuity issues that are going on in the script. I tell you, the continuity in this series

just keeps getting worse and worse. What the heck was going on in the writer's room? Was there some sort of competition to see who could write a story that contradicts itself the fastest? But wait! It gets worse!

Wow, this guy really doesn't pull any punches, does he? Holy shit. Alright, here's another one, here's another big error. And once again, we come to another major continuity error. It was established in a previous episode that Opaline knew celestia and luna as phillies and at this point in time she was already a fire alicorn yet we are told here that she wasn't a fire alicorn until she attacked equestria i was an alicorn of fire of power i just gotta sit here reminding myself that it's almost over it's almost over it's almost over let's really have an hard time julie with this

remind yourself that it's for children. You're a grown man. It's funny that. Well, I don't know. I hope so. I don't know. I'm not sure. It's funny that you said that, producer Chris, in my notes next to clip number eight, which is what that was, I just wrote, duh.

So we're on the same page on that one. Now, this one, I think is nitpicky. If you ask me. Also, why the heck did the dragons leave the dragon stone in a place that just screamed I'm a magical artifact, come take me! Instead of, oh I don't know, burying it deep underground somewhere, opaline can't find it. Why do none of the characters in this series make any sense?

What is going on here? I mean, goodbye. You gotta have some devices for a story, right? I don't know that I would pick on that one, but, uh, alright, let's talk more about, uh, cutie marks. Because this is crazy. Opaline, who has apparently been off-screen collecting a bunch of cutie marks. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'd love to get this guy's take on rug rats. I want to see him break that down.

I think rug rats would get the chef's kiss. A perfect show. Well developed. But what season? So you knew you knew a cutie Marks where? Yeah. Why is that? I don't know. I have no memory of knowing. She's you date a Brody at one point or something.

She's a cat. Yeah, she's got one. You're about to have a tramp stamp at a cutie mark. Okay, so this is basically what it is. It's a tramp stamp for kind of for dolls. Yeah. All right. This is another one where I'm just like,

All right, buddy, you're a little bit too invested in this show. This is what you're upset about. Somehow they seem to make the trip in like 10 minutes, despite it being a very long journey without the Mairstream, but whatever what you're upset about. Somehow they seem to make the trip in like 10 minutes, despite it being a very long journey without the Mairstream, but whatever. Yeah, come on. That sounds like me when we're watching

Thunder and Paradise. Yeah. And Hulk Hogan gets to England on a boat. It's like, well, this is ridiculous. Later that same day. I know things fast, but what the fuck? The answer is always the comic book retcon It's just like it's just it's not earth 616 it's 617. You know, they're different universe

It's possible that the writers don't know as much as the Brody Just like yeah, I thought it was the next fucking neighborhood. I don't know. Whatever. I'm going to pick my kid up from school. Yeah. Done by five. I didn't get any of the jobs I wanted.

What do you want from me? All right. So all of these flaws, I just wrote, he can't even with this show anymore. Hopefully that explains that the together tree in the castle never worked properly because she did not have any friends to unite with. But because Misty and her friends came together to defeat her, the tree was activated. She also mentions that she knows about Misty growing the together tree in Zephyr Heights with her friends, where she celebrated getting her cutie mark. And yet, somehow, Opaline still doesn't know

that Misty has been going behind her back and helping out the other characters. Now, here you could say that she knew all along and that she was just playing dumb, but it was shown in a previous episode when she was by herself she did not know where Misty was or what she was doing. There's also a later scene that will contradict this idea but don't you worry we'll get to that. Okay, I part of me is sympathizing with this guy. He's putting a lot of work into this. He's making good arguments. He should be an attorney or something. This is such a waste of his time. I mean he might be it maybe is yet It's very possible my Brody attorney coming soon to CBS. Does he have a lot of views?

he's got about 20,000 subs and You know similar to our show actually as far as YouTube good for him. I'm proud of him Are you trying to give people to vote for me? Yeah. I think she's trying to do a guest spot on this show. Yeah, right, all right. You pop up everywhere.

You're probably gonna be on this fucking show. All right, here's my last clip. This is the recap and let's just see how bad it actually was. When I first watched The New Generation, there were some red flags. Sure, but I never imagined it would get this bad. I want G5 to be good. I really do, but in all honesty, this show is terrible. The world building is broken beyond belief. The characters are so dumb so often. Opaline is one of the worst villains I have

ever seen. I do think that this show has some positives and if you like this show, that's fine. What's nuts? If you like this show, that's not fine. There's a problem there. Your parents would get involved if you like this show. So Star Strike is what I'm bringing to the TV review podcast competition. That's what I had to present. So I think Andy's gonna go nuts and then we'll wrap up with Lucy Typebox. Andy, what did you bring for us today, buddy?

I brought a show called Everybody Loves Tom. And Tom is Tom Sandoval, who people might know from Vanderpump Rules. He is basically this pariah that he cheated on his on show, on screen, long time girlfriend, Ariana. So this is real. This is real life. OK. Right. There's rules.

This is a reality show. Is that it is? OK. Yes. All right. I don't like that. Yeah, that's what. All right. Yeah. I'm sorry that there's a little more context to this. So on the Bravo show Vanderpump rules, there's this character Tom Sandoval who has been dating another character on the show Arianna for years and years and years. Basically common law married. They've been together that long. This other chick, Raquel, comes into the picture. She's like Ariana's best friend. And they have an affair under the nose of everybody in the cast.

This is getting interesting. That's what happens. Well, I'm just I'm telling you all of this to basically get to the point where once this comes out last season, basically nobody wants anything to do with this guy. Principal Uncertainty says, who? What? Great strategy, Andy.

We're going to get to it, Principal Uncertainty. Well, you could just get to the clips and you have no idea what's going on. Or I could tell you what's going on. No, you're doing a fantastic job. We're just busting your balls. Okay. Well, so Arianna goes on to be Roxy Hart on Broadway. She's getting all these sponsorship things.

She's the hero of every woman that's ever been cheated on. And the Raquel character is drummed off the show. She checked herself into a mental health facility, which is basically just a country club. It's an excuse to not be on the show, she checked herself into a mental health facility, which is basically just a country club. It's an excuse to not be on the show. But in the meantime, this time guy's been on the show since the beginning, so now the producers are dealing with this lightning in a bottle.

The viewership is through the roof because of the scandal. So they're like, well, we got to keep them on the show, but nobody wants to work with this guy. Right. And when the show was in between seasons, he had nothing to do except start his own podcast. That is now centered around reviewing himself on his own show. Okay, so I've been doing a lot of these shows on the Drew and Mike show where it's these Hasbens

who used to be stars of a show and then they get together and they recap episode by episode. But those are like scripted shows. And they're usually over. Well, right, that too. Yeah, so you literally might have some behind the scenes information when you're doing a scripted show and stuff, but this sounds like a bad idea.

Oh. Reviewing your own life. It's a terrible idea. It's a terrible show, but just ask me So you can't have a LA based podcast without it starting one way and clip one. I'm asking you now. Have you forgiven That incident that was so hot fire

I feel like everybody dressed to kill that night They all look different than they usually would dress Those are the highlights West Coast style Get ready to be delighted when you hear what you already heard at the beginning of the show Hey, I just figure out where to pull these clips from. Like why is any of that interesting? It's not.

OK. But it's just like, oh, I can't. It's like when they work the title of a movie into the dialogue of the movie. I can't wait to hear with it. Oh, you know, I'm going to cross them off my list. Schindler's list. You know, that famous line.

This is like some sort of hot tub time machine. So sure a lot of Star Wars around here. And the guest because nobody he can't get any real guests. So he has this parade of nobodies on like in his house on the show now. Yeah, you're just parade of nobodies in his house on the show now. You're just watching it wondering who the fuck everybody is. Nobodies on a reality show podcast? What? All the other people, all the other cast of the show are doing this.

Nothing to do with this. Right, but they're doing the show proper with the regular cast, and then it cuts to this guy throwing a birthday party for himself with a bunch of people you've never seen or care about. OK. And that's this one guy that's sitting on the couch is is part of that group, this Kyle Chan guy. And this new season is just packed with a bunch of Kyle Chan, the gay Asian guy. Yes.

You figured it out. I'm to lay off the Asians. He's a jewelry designer. But he's not a regular on the show. Okay. Clip two. It's Thursday everybody, welcome to another episode of Everybody Loves Tom.

I'm excited. The show is in full swing. Well, excited, amped. I don't know. Yeah, I think you're excited. Episode three. Yeah. this is a great episode We're moving we're moving towards the future This is the first time ever I've watched

Venom home rules and gave me anxiety like this episode really this is the first time first time ever Yeah, and ten years. Oh my god. What's going on with his camera, too? And yeah, in 10 years. Oh my god. What's going on with his camera, too? There's like Celine. Yeah, there's something about this like he's he's aging and he's not happy about it or something. Oh, definitely Yeah, okay. He looks like he has more Botox on his face than half of the best. Well, you can't even see his face because there's a smudge and his hair is down in his face. The other guys just look like a normal HD camera. Yeah, the other guy is yeah, they look good. That you could see that guy clearly picking his nose

and then the other guy that is the gay, gay dad fan, racist, stereotype guy. Dude, I gotta tell podcasters this because I've been doing it a lot longer than they have. What I do, we sit down here in the studio. There's four of us all right here in the studio. I go, everyone pick their nose now. We're about to start and we all get together.

Yeah, we all dig in. Yeah, we have one. And then we start the show. You got to do that. Yeah. That was embarrassing. Don't pick your nose on camera. Yeah.

Maybe a cold open. Okay, I understand that. But yeah. And that guy with his finger up his nose is Tom's producer, Jason, and he's in the mix because he's to have an electric chemistry and razor sharp wit together that's gonna be on full display in clip three.

Shout out to Sheena and her sunglasses. Yes. I love her look. I love her look, but I gotta say it's really, it's hilarious because it's at nighttime so she She killed it she looked good. Yeah, we actually booked her sunglasses to be on the show not you know just her sunglasses Yeah, her sunglasses to busy Put your finger back in your nose Let the kind of show that I feel like Joan River's

daughter should be on. You know, it's giving me a lot of those vibes that you'd be like, oh my gosh, and then her outfit, did you see that? Like this is not interesting to anyone. I know. I can't believe she wore those sunglasses. Good, great. And, well, the sunglasses don't have a tail in agent.

Come on, guys. That's a damn it in Costello. Have we seen such chemistry? This fucking show sucks. But, and I hate Tom's speaking voice. He always sounds like his mom just told him to finish his Brussels sprouts. It's the whiniest voice that you could never want.

The side of W-A-T-P. Yeah, yeah, that's me saying that. But what I hate even more is his singing voice. Oh, no. Oh, no. Because I got a little, fuck you. I burned out a little with this part of the show. So I decided to check out a live performance of his band called Tom Sandoval and the Most Extras, which couldn't be a worse band name. But it wasn't taken. which couldn't be a worse band name. But it wasn't taken. Yeah.

They bought the domain. Clip for we're going to hear this fame horror try and pull off 25 or 6 to 4. What? No. Okay, let's see. I like it already. Oh, what's that you say? They're doing it, right? 25, oh, six new boys. Now, Andy. Andy, make it stop.

Make it stop. Why is it still going? That horn section is fucked. It's one of my favorite songs of all time. I know. It's a good song. That's a great song. songs of all time. I know it's a good song. That's right. It's like, sad to hear it played this way. But not since that woman at the Borgata saying the outfield.

Yeah. Have I heard such a bad cover song that everyone's going to be talking about? I'd rather listen to what's her name, Christine, whoever, with the electric note. Oh, no, absolutely not. All right, quick side note, Christy Nolton. No one gives a fuck.

Put out shows about her on YouTube. No one fucking cares. No one can fucking watch that woman sing. I tried. Anyway, but the real comment to this is that everybody that's in this band is paid by him. To show up to practice. Like they're such people that. But it's like if you're in a band like a real band.

Like how do you think Corey Feldman has a band? I know, but that's what this guy this nobody would be doing. Of course not. Right. I remember the isotopes where you guys just want to do it for fun. So real quick story. We were playing our buddy's party out in the lake this past year. Yeah. And there was a woman there who plays in bands in town. She had never seen this before. Real quick story, we were playing our buddy's party out in the lake this past year. And there was a woman there who plays in bands in town.

She had never seen us before. And she came up to me between sets. She goes, wow, are you guys like all friends or something? I said, yeah, we're all friends. She said, yeah, I could, you guys most rehearse all the time. Like, yeah, every week we get together to rehearse. Wow. Like that was a foreign concept.

I'm like, yeah, you started to be with your friends. What do you mean? Why wouldn't you do that? Of course. Unless you're this guy who has no fucking friends yeah, you started to be with your friends. What do you mean? Why wouldn't you do that? Of course. Unless you're this guy, you have no fucking friends. You have to pay people to be your friends. Like these are all the people

that are showing up to his house for his birthday. He's paying them to be his friends. Oh, God. That's a good idea. Yeah, you owe me 50 bucks, by the way. Damn it. Okay, so I got sick of that other review thing. I'm sorry guys, people hate it when I switch gears.

I'm hearing you in the comments section, but we gotta do what we gotta do because I went to the beginning of the show when Vanderpump wasn't on. So when Ariana went to do Chicago on Broadway, she's rocked the hard on Chicago, he went and did this stupid fucking Fox reality show called Special Forces World's Toughest Test.

Oh yeah, yeah, I saw promos for that during football. Right. So he was on, like when he was radioactive, he went and did that. So all the promos show a celebrity crying while hanging from a mountain. That was. Okay.

That was. That's how you know. And one of the other guys just went to go. Hey, you hear a lot of that. Yeah. And one of those guys that was on that show with time, Sanval was Jack Osborne. Oh, so.

Christ. Is there a less deserving celebrity in the world, Jack Osborn? Clip five, let's find out what these two are gonna be up to on the early edition of Everybody Loves Tom. Hey everyone, welcome to another episode of Everybody Loves Tom.

I'm here with my friend and fellow castmate from Special Forces, Jack Osborne. How are you, sir? How you doing, man? Thanks for everyone on. I'm glad everybody loves Tom. Everybody does, right? Yeah. Yeah. It's a rough scene out there for you these days, bro. But it's safe in here. It is safe in here, which is a safe space. It's a safety tree, the trust nest. Yeah. What the fuck does Jack Osborne do? Why? What's going on? Also, he does this and goes on special forces. They couldn't have given Jack Osborne like a little stool to stand on so that he didn't look so miniature.

Yeah. Tom doesn't mind that. But he can't even play along. He says, oh, yeah, everybody loves. Nobody's smearing shit on the walls of the restaurant that you own. Great. Yeah. And that was really happening. I'm going to start a new podcast called Everybody Votes for Carl on Patreon. Yeah. See if that works.

Yeah. Now, these guys are both straight edge. Jack's been sober for 20 years and Tom has just started to be sober for about five months. So you know it's gonna be a great time when people start talking about how great sobriety is. It's always fun. Yeah, I'm gonna make a cocktail. So you said you really like crushing Arnold Palmer's and you like Celsius.

Yeah. So, you know, let's see what we can do here. Okay. That's crushing Arnold Palmervers, crushing them. I'm crushing them. They can't be in the last way. Ooh, I like this. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I just wish I was this creative when it came to like making myself a... Cocktails? A beverage, yeah. Well, you know, you can like tutorial a lot of things on YouTube. Tutorial. It's fun. I mean, I always, I'm just like a keen observer, you know, I stopped drinking a billion fucking years ago but I just think it's, you know.

How long has it been? It's been 20 years. 20 years? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. It's been like, 20 hours? Yeah.

No, it's been, it's been a little over five months from me. Oh dude, oh congrats, I didn't know that. Yeah. Oh wow. Yeah, stop drinking and smoking cigarettes. Boring. Are there anything worse than people talking about their sobriety? We're going to hear a lot about it next week. Oh no.

This guy used to be a bartender, so it's all he knows how to do. But he doesn't drink anymore, so he's like, well, let's put some iced tea and Celsius into a shaker. And Arnold Palmer with Celsius? Like what the fuck are we doing here? And he's using the stupid shotgun. Yeah, he's using the stupid shotgun. I'm gonna portion out this Celsius. Yeah, he's just a fucking bad old two-part Celsius

and one-part Arnold Barber, whatever. In clip seven called Addiction, Tom wants to know why Jack decided to get sober and figure out a way to make the- Can I answer that question? He grew up looking at his father. Yeah. Who's a fucking disaster?

It's the same with people who watch us play the Clips of Southern Johnny, go, I quit drinking. I'm watching what you turn into with that. Yeah. He had the same similar experience where he's just like, look at his dad going, oh, that's embarrassing. I don't want, oh, that, that.

But he's only asking that so he can make this all about himself. Oh, okay. That always works. And don't want that. But he's only asking that so he can make this all about himself. Oh, okay. That always works. And this whole situation happened. I kind of, I found myself just like drinking nonstop and chain smoking. Yeah. You know, I guess when the world kind of hates you, it's like, what else are you going to do? Yeah, right?

Yeah. I was curious. This is actually a two-part question. Yeah, I was curious. This is actually a two-part question. What was your situation specifically that got you to sober up? And the second part is, do you want to take a shot and do a bump of coke before you explain that? Only do a bump of coke if it's off your nipple. Which one? My first, second, or third? You're a fourth. My fourth? all right.

No, so I stopped drinking, because I was getting pretty bad with drugs and alcohol combined. It was 2003, it was the height of the OxyContin wave. Oh my god. So I kind of... I've never heard the story, just like, you know what, I was actually pretty disciplined about it, and I would only do drugs occasionally with some friends on the weekend and I'd had a quit.

Yeah. You know, yeah, of course, it was gonna get out of control, yeah, we know. Fell into that. I am so, dude, I'm so real, I'm like so lucky I didn't like break an arm or like get my wisdom teeth pulled or anything. Or say something stupid. To way they were like, here you go. Throwing oxy-copin at you.

Yeah. Fucking you. Yeah. Fucking heroin. Yeah, it was insane. I mean, I- Yeah. Because that's the only way you get addicted to oxy. Right, yeah. Getting your wisdom teeth pulled.

Getting your wisdom teeth pulled. Um, so- Getting your jaw wired shut. So he good. He has a fingernail polish on, right? Is that what I'm seeing? Oh yeah, you got it. Jesus Christ.

What is that? How much attention do you fucking need? I know it's no frosted tips, Carl. Jesus. I lost a bet, motherfucker! I lost a bet! I said this on the bonus show yesterday, but I went to Buzz Meyers rehearsal with Andy on Monday night, and I'm looking around the room, and I'm going,

oh, shit, I just realized, guys, I lost a bet. I don't think this is a good hairstyle. I had to explain to everyone. So I'm just looking at me like, oh. Yeah, you can't forget when it's on top of your head. I didn't even notice. I'm staring at it, so. It looks so similar to how I look before.

Oh, fuck off. All right, here comes all the high horse sobriety pontificating about how not doing drugs is so much better than doing drugs. It's terrible. Oh yeah, totally. But it's, you know, it's, but it's, it ain't much better these days out there. There were little fentanyl out there and shit. Like I was talking to a buddy who had been in recovery with for a very long time and he was telling me, you know, eight guys this year alone that have died. Thank God the lemonade is cold.

I know a few people, you know, it's like people that literally do, like they do like cocaine maybe like on Halloween and New Year's and like that's it. Yeah. Like a couple of bumps or whatever and they're literally just dead. Yeah, it's a fucking scary time out there now.

It's definitely a good time to be sober. We got you for Halloween this year. Why don't you do some coke here? I'm doing it on President's Day. I'm dressed up as a giant nose. So I can do coke lace with fentanyl all Halloween. What a borefest. Yeah.

All right. And so now this wonderful drink that he's made here, he's calls. He's going to give it a cute little name and. What does be triggering for an alcoholic? He's fucking mixing the other shit. He's got the ice. He's shaking it up like all these sounds remind me of like being in a bar. Yeah.

If you put it up, fucking garnish in it, you maybe you'll forget that there's no booze in it Yeah, yeah, man. I've like really told people I'm like dude do not do any like random No, like, you know cuz that's always that's like a thing like people like oh you go in the bathroom Like oh you want to bump you want to bump, you know, but uh, yeah, no fuck that those days are over. Yeah, they're long gone All right, so what we're gonna add a little little zest to it. Yeah, we're gonna top it with a little bit of lemon lime Sparkling Celsius. There you go. Oh spark like this Mentor good vibe dude. Dude. Cheers. Cheers. Thank you for the yeah, let's give this a well Yeah, I call it the right now the working title is the the jumping jack. Okay

That's actually pretty good. Yeah, that's not bad at all I'd rather be OD and fentanyl. Yeah. Yeah. I'm hanging out with these two assholes. Would you care for a line of protein powder? Now how many bartending classes did you have to take to learn how to pour soda in the lemonade and shake it up? Who gives a shit? But they're gonna go over to the show proper and that producer guy Jason is gonna be present and he's not having anything with this mocktail bullshit And we're back and we are chilling here having some Mocktails some mocktails. Some mocktails, yes. Clinky, cheers.

Cheers, cheers. Jason, what are you drinking? I'm drinking some. Some good lovin'. Tom's good lovin'. It's my rye whiskey. Oh, look at you. She's got an alcohol brand.

He has his own alcohol brand. Fuckin' silver McGee over there. Done with. She says, Jason's just like, these shirts are gay enough without any mocktails into that. I'm just gonna drink Tom's liquid love or whatever Does it? It's not a good spokesperson for an alcohol friend. I don't think I had a real problem with alcohol But also my right whiskey is delicious So everybody hates me.

They don't want anything to do with anything that I'm representing. Now, Tom is so bad at interviewing people, Jack just takes over the interview. He's bad at interviewing. I know, but I mean, that's how you know it's bad because somebody that's bad at it is just like, I gotta save this.

But he comes up with the worst Possible question the worst idea for Sandvall to navigate all the bullshit that he's going through and it's just like a non-starter suggestion Bad idea Jack. Oh, I'm sure it At what point are you gonna a? Are you gonna implement an embargo against discussing it? Um? I think what you should do is just an idea. You should basically do a thing, be like, alright, anyone can talk about this with me until January 1st, 2024, and then I'm fucking done talking about it.

That gives you to the rest of the year, you could write it out, anyone, you could do like an AMA every day. Ask me any question online, ask me anything, get it all out and then you're like, and we're done. Cause I think you're more layered than that. Oh, well, I appreciate that. I think I am as well. But I don't know, it's like, it's really tough with, you know,

with the show that I'm on. Well, you know, that seems to be be the things that we talk about often. Yeah. You know, the show, 13 hour long episodes where people are shitting on me and that's the whole model of the show. I can't just tell the producers that we're not gonna talk about this anymore.

It's kind of all they wanna talk about. Also, it's a horrible suggestion because he's like just do the same thing over and over again every day until the end of the year. You're not going to get any more questions, dude. Yeah, it's not going to be a good compelling show for you, probably. No. It's a horrible idea all around. Yeah. All right, clip 12. If Tom had a time machine, what would he change? Go back and do things differently. What would be like the three things that you would have done differently? So I think I would have...

Come on the tits. All right. What else? Maybe worried a little less about it. I thought I would have worried a lot less about trying to do it like right. And just doing it. Like just taking the steps to, you know, end the relationship that I knew wasn't working. Would you have ended the relationship before engaging with Raquel? Yeah, this is part of the count as part of the three Okay, well one thing will be the most obvious answer and then the other two things will be nothing Who just gonna who wrote these questions chip chip person? I would have used black cherry Celsius instead of

Well, did he say though pretty much the opposite where he's like I would have put less thought into my life and just done shit And then we just kind of said he he said Can do things differently what would be like the three things that you would you would have done differently? So I think I would have maybe worried a little less about it. I thought I would have worried a lot less about trying to do it like right. He's talking about breaking up with his girlfriend. So he's saying that he would have just broken up with her and not dragged it out. Yeah, he was worried about the way she would react.

That's not even an answer. That's bullshit. That was the reason why you cheated because you were trying to do it right. Yeah. I'm not her. That's bullshit. That was the reason why you cheated because you were trying to do it right. I don't want to hear that's fucking nonsense. Yeah. It's a non answer. Oh, I want to go to this guy's AMA every fucking day for the rest of the year. Here are these bullshit answers. Just two more, but this is the last one of this interview. And I called this is Jack saying that radical ownership is the only advice for Because Jack's gone through a divorce. So he's just trying to give Tom some advice about how to handle this When when men get caught, you know cheating or what in whatever kind of scenario?

Radical ownership is is the only is the actually in the correct thing to do You're right. It's better to just take the radical ownership and just be like, yeah, fucked up. I shouldn't have done this and I did it. Because there's no making it right. And that's the thing. That's why you just have to own it. You're like, I can't.

You can say, I'm sorry till you blew in the face. You can disclose everything that happened to your partner, but it's never gonna fix it. I'm sorry I blew in your face. Yeah. The next day you get caught cheating, just throw the used condom on your wife's windshield as she believes you and you scream radical ownership. Dill from somewhere, I like that he says, no one ever stops 9-11 with their theoretical time machine. Yeah. It's like, if you had a time machine, what three things? Well, first off, I would definitely warn the CIA about this plot.

It's the World Trade Center. No one ever says that. It's weird. Oh, so just a little cherry on top of this package. This is these two on Special Forces. Throw some punches on the floor, go! Let's go one, two, three, four! So Jack Osborn beat the shit out of him. On national TV then he went and cried in the latrine.

And then they got mocktails together. And painted each other's fingernails. Nice form, guys. We've seen sophomore girls throw better punches. Yeah, I know that was not some better stuff in Atlantic City. Good techniques right there. Yeah. All right. Everybody loves Tom. Everybody loves Tom is the show that Andy brought.

And of course, everyone's very excited for Lucy type boxes Presentation what show do you think is the worst TV review podcast? Well, I found let's watch TV So the premise of this show is that hold on Do they watch TV shows they watch TV shows? I didn't know that we didn't talk before the show Do you want to guess what TV show? No, I have no idea. Okay. It's not my little pony. So, the host who is comedian Joe Dombrowski and his mom Fran are going to be reviewing the reality TV show, Farmer Wants a Wife. Oh, okay. Yeah. So, the premise of Farmer Wants a Wife. Oh, OK. Yeah. So the premise of Farmer Wants a Wife is there are four farmers. Each of them tries to date women.

It's a dating reality show with dumb hillbillies. Well, look at these idiots with lots of cow poop. It's great. What's a computer? Boom. Yeah. The horse is having a baby. Jim, your your fist up her twat. What the horse?

Oh, he seems to have.. Is that what farmers do? You have seen this. I have seen that happen. Every time somebody's on a farm, they're like, oh, he's having a hard time giving birth. We got to drag it out. Somebody's got to go elbow deep in a cow. Did Andy just say jam your fist in a horse's twat?

What don't truckers do? I thought we'd get 500 episodes without that phrase being muttered. Nope. Couldn't get there. So close. So close. All right, so in clip one, again, comedian Joe Dombrowski

is going to start out the episode where they are talking about farmer wants a wife. Hello, and welcome back to Let's Watch TV. Let's watch it. Let and welcome back to Let's Watch TV. Let's watch it, let's watch it, let's watch TV. Hello my son. I'm gonna be in Milwaukee on Thursday and then this whole weekend I'm gonna. Yeah, so he just goes right into his comedy tour schedule.

Doesn't give a fuck about his mom. Yeah, how could he ruin that energy? Yeah, right, I know. She really, she really brings it here. She really, really brings it. So even though Let's Watch TV does not have a lot of subscribers, they only have 46 subscribers on YouTube.

He's actually pretty big on TikTok. I believe that that is where he gets his infamy. Okay. And so he's gonna tell us in clip two a little bit more about his upcoming tour. I'm going to be in Milwaukee on Thursday and then this whole weekend I'm going to be in Appleton, Wisconsin, sold them all out except for the Saturday. I had a three o'clock crowd work only show, which is going to be very fun. I'm excited for that. After that,

at San Francisco, Fort Wayne Providence, Timonia, Maryland, Spokane, Salt Lake City, Vegas, Dana Beach, DC, Calgary, Pittsburgh, Denver, Rochester, New York, get your tickets at thejodembrowski.com. I hope we just crowd work. That's great. We're going to the front row. Check out this guy's shirt. Nice shoes, that's all.

Fast forward three months or not, we're always in this basement and we're ripping out of podcasts together. Whoops. I did save you guys from having to watch any of his crowd work, but I did watch a bunch of it on TikTok. He starts almost all of his crowd work with what do you do that makes more money than most of the people in this room?

Good one. Yeah, it's great. It leads to some real hilarity. You sure? You guys fucking. Yeah. So yeah, he's going to be here May 17th and 18th. I figured we'd all go.

He's really funny. I think I'm busy that weekend. I don't know. There's a lot of stuff going on. Right. We get to see how great he is. You're going to really want to be there. I'm in the Rickles room. Yeah. Yeah. So in clip three, he is.

Oh, those are very sloppy words there. In clip three, Joe is so awful at podcasting for like a ton of reasons. However, you've already heard his voice. That's like the number one reason that I cannot stand listening to him. And he and I don't remember people's voices on this show. But I mean, I probably shouldn't either. Probably not. You know, I wasn't going to say it.

It's fine. It's so polite. That was the nicest thing you've ever done for me. Listen, I don't want to go. It's Lucy. Everyone's going to fucking downvote me to shit. So. So another reason that he sucks at podcasting is because this show is obviously supposed to be co-hosted

by his mom Fran, but he just steamrolls her at every chance that he gets. She is a looker too So Can I get a start we watch we watch farmer wants a wife? And I'm gonna start right away with a segment called bone to pick and I got a bone to pick With the segments well the segments now. I got a bone to pick with these. You can't do that till the segments. Well, the segments now. I got a bone to pick with these girls. Oh, I hate this relationship.

He's yeah, it's really uncomfortable. Dude, she looks like coffee talk. I was thinking. Oh, my God. So another reason that he sucks is again, this is Let's Watch TV. So in this episode about Farmer wants a wife, which is 53 minutes and 27 seconds long. They spend 9 minutes and 56 seconds talking about the TV show. And other than that, it's just them shooting the show. Ugh, that sounds terrible. It's completely, completely awful.

So, you know, again, we're only getting like a fifth of talking about this episode that we're supposed to be excited about. So in clip four, this is going to be the first tangent that they go off on. And to preface it, Fran was a nurse and Joe is an idiot. They hit it off. Yeah. They hit it off. She did.

I didn't realize she was a nurse. She's a travel nurse. She's a, and her first job was trauma level one. What does that mean? Yeah, in New York City. That means like big, like stabbing, shootings, bad motor vehicle accidents. So what is it?

What is it? Who cares? It's like when you're like, Trauma Level 1 is like, they're really pumping you. You're gonna die if we don't try to save you. Right, but my question to you is, what's Trauma Level 2? I don't know. Look it up. Look at it.

I'm listening to this show. Listen to this show. I was admitting, great job. Jesus Christ. Dum dum dum dum dum. So in Clip 5, we're gonna find out out what trauma level two is as Joe reads it out loud to us. Oh great.

Oh he's googling it great. What is trauma level two? Trauma level two centers initiate the treatment of all trauma patients. Key components include 24 hour access to general surgeons, ability of anesthesia, radiology, emergency medicines, neurosurgery, and orthopedic surgery. So his instinct was to look this up and then read it. At what point does he have bad instincts?

This is a bad idea. This is not interesting for the show. I'll keep this going. Are you sure you want to? I'm just pointing out that this is bad instincts, bad podcasts against instincts. 75% of the shows on the internet are doing reading Wikipedia.

Surgery, subspecialized care may be necessary to transfer to trauma level one. Now, trauma level one. It's when they're airlifting you to another hospital and everything else. Provides the highest level of trauma care to critically ill or injured patients. Seriously injured patients have increased a survival rate of 25%. Yeah. Critical.

Yeah, gunshot wounds are bad. Retard. And people die from these things, these gunshot wounds and stabbings. What? I thought you went to the hospital to get better. She won't die there, what the fuck? You know what was the clue for me is there were trauma. That's where I thought like this to the hospital to get better. She will die there. What the fuck?

You know what was the clue for me is the word trauma. That's where I thought like this is probably bad. Probably something bad happened to the guy. Well, he also thinks that trauma level three might be really bad. So he's going to learn about trauma level three. So he didn't learn that this was a terrible direction to go. No. He thought they got better as the number went up.

He did. He did. So in clip six, trauma level three please. You come in and it don't. What's trauma level three? Dead? I don't know. That might be just regular here.

I'm not sure about that. Oh, no it is. It's provide prompt assessments, Recessitation, search. I've never seen the word resuscitation spelled out before and that is a crazy looking word. It's crazy. Words be crazy. So you said no one's watching.

So you said no one's watching this show, right? Yeah, it's shocking, right? Thank God. Shocking, completely shocking. So in clip eight, they're going to try to get back on topic and actually talk about farmer wants a wife. Joe is annoying and a dick to his co host. He's also 80 days. Fuck. And he also didn't actually watch any of the show that they're talking about, which is the whole reason that I'm here because it's called Let's Watch TV.

His mom is going to talk about a moment in time. She was telling him and she goes, and you're not thinking, you're thinking with the wrong head. She's pointing in his face and she's telling him off. And she's really at his face. And he's like looking at her. He's looking at her like fast forwarded. I need to go back and rewatch that.

I think so. Yeah. So he didn't even watch the episode that they are talking about. This is, okay, I was just thinking this before we played that clip. Every comic thinks they have to have a podcast because that's how you grow an audience and then people know you from the podcast they come out and see you on your show. So everyone's scratching their fucking dumb heads going, what's my podcast going to be about? This idiot came up with a terrible idea and it's not even

executing on it. Yeah, exactly. I don't know, dude. I'll do a podcast with my mom about a show nobody watches and I'll be one of those people who doesn't watch it. It's a terrible idea. In clip nine, he can't even be bothered to learn the character's names. Also Nathan and Mackenzie, he lives, he has a citrus farm. We're going to call them. We're going to call them the Kool-Aid man is the citrus farmer. Mr. Potato Head is the citrus farmer. You mean OJ?

OJ. OJ? Kool-Aid is not citrus. OJ. Potato. Mr. Potato Head. Oh, hello. Rancher Bob.

Mr. Potato Head Describing be dabbling live His mom is punching up his material. Yeah, I got a tag for Bob. What's his name? rancher playton The one with the roper roper is a roper tie His name is roper tie not farmer tie and the fourth one. What's his what's he do? There's Mitchell What's he do who just bought a bunch of land in mount, juliet? So not even really a farmer, just a landowner? So if you did watch this show,

he's making it even more confusing. Yes, because he refuses to do anything. By now changing the names of the people on the show to his own stupid thing. Yes. This guy sucks. He clearly doesn't even watch the show. You might notice that there's been no comedy, also.

Oh, I don't know, that interaction between him and his mom. It was pretty funny. No, you're right, there's been no comedy also. Oh, I don't know that interaction between him and his mom. It was pretty funny. No, I know you're right. There's been zero comedy. All right, yeah. And he also won't even pay attention to his mom. So in Clip 10. I don't want to either.

Why do I have to read on that? She's the best part of the show. OK. In Clip 10, his mom is going to be talking and he is going to start playing on his phone. Nathan's farm had cows. I have that note that he has cows, and springs pesticides on the citrus.

I thought this was interesting near the end here. So for the entire nine minutes and 56 seconds that his mom talks about the show, he's playing on his phone. Griders blowing up, mom. I gotta go. I'm going to go. I got three dates in a half an hour. Is he a gay guy?

Yeah. Yeah. It's giving off those vibes. We're going to let the Detroit Lions shirt fool you. I know. I'm like, oh, football. Fast guy. So. In clip 11, he still can't be bothered Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, to be a little draggy. You look a little draggy. She's giving off Hellsparks moderator vibes right now. Yeah.

This is draggy. That's actually his dad. Because nothing significant happened, really. Do you know what I'm saying? Yeah. So I thought it was a little slow. A little slow. Are you listening to me? No, I'm just told you. I don't really think I like it was a little small a little you listening to me

No, I don't really think I like it at all actually I would be honest with you I'm scrolling right now cuz someone posted a picture today and now I can't find it. Oh my god So he didn't watch the show and he's not listening to his mom What's the point of any of that talking about what the different trauma levels are? Missy B says is is he playing Candy Crush? Probably. Yeah, I do think he is. There were a couple of times where

he looked like he was playing games. At least he didn't have the volume on, so everything he's scrolling through just starts playing. Yeah, he was just sort of shotting it. Like some other shatting it. Yes, that's true. We're gonna go ahead and skip over to clip 13, which is going to be after the 10 minutes

of talking about the show, Joe develops the worst habit that he has had this entire time when he finds a fan and decides to constantly be doing the hr thing with the fan. Okay, so you have no 13, you have two 14s. Oh, great. Both have the word fan in them. So I was trying to save you on this one, but I can't.

Let's do a couple of fans. All right, you got it. Well, that's that's the synopsis on Uh, that's everything about farmer wants a wife season two farmer wants a wife I'm gunning for wife wants a farmer that That is gonna be a show White wants a farmer. Hello my son listen to me White wants a farmer. Hello, my son. Listen to me. Hello.

Yes. So that's his style of comedy is doing the fan thing. Gay caretile. I didn't already purchase my tickets for his stand up show at Rochester. Thank God. I can't believe you guys aren't going to go with me. I don't think I'm going to go to this one.

He doesn't seem like he's that funny. Two shows. What do you mean? He's two shows. Oh, like. Well, usually they would do Thursday, Friday, Saturday, five shows. All right.

Well, he has two. He only has two. I don't know. OK. I think he's doing a Sunday with no guarantees. And we know one person who does that. So in Clip. First of all, I'm sure he says he's carrot bottom.

Pretty good. Ew. Pretty good. Clip 14, we're just going to finish it off by listening to a little supercut of him doing the fan thing. Oh, great. Yeah.

Now, listen. How to walk the- Honestly, I can't be bothered with this. And that was Let's Watch TV. We all learned so much about farmer wants a wife and and Joe Dombrowski, who will be in Rochester and perhaps is sitting near you. How did you find that show? I'm curious. I don't want to tell you my secrets.

I know, but you have to, can I ask you? What? That's not how that works. That's not how that works. Sorry. Sorry. My original plan was to do bronies. Was it really?

And then I figured we're gonna do that. She's in my head. I know. And then I was to do bronies. And was it really? And then I figured we're going to do that. Fuck. And then. She's in my head. I know. And then I was going to do friends, because I figured there were a lot of idiots who were talking about friends. But I couldn't stand to do that myself.

OK, but you still have to explain how you found this. I'm avoiding the question. How did you find this show? I found this show. My new thing is that I'm going on YouTube and I'm doing recently uploaded. Oh, okay. I'm looking for It's just people, you know, you're not getting so yeah, because yeah It's hard to find shit that only has five views on it. Yeah, so you got to go recently upload

Yeah, and you didn't want to tell us that no because you're gonna steal my ideas Unbelievable that there isn't a real competition here. I'm sorry There isn't a real competition here. I'm sorry. You know that, right? This is just a gimmick for the show. I know. We're trying to put out a good show. She's still waiting for all her prizes.

I know. It's a fun. People are just feeding you episodes. That's not true. You said it last week. One time I've had someone suggest an episode. I didn't even use it. I didn't even use it.

I will take suggestions also if anybody has them for me, just saying. I have an unfair disadvantage on this show people hate me that's not people actively refused to vote for me so how dare you act like I am doing anything I have a learning various I'm a learning disability can't be happy I don't want hates me so Lucy help us out give us some some tips. She's so... Oh, you got tips. And with that, it's time for R. Grinch of the Week.

Grinch of the Week. This one comes in from my buddy, John Marlowe, who does so many things for the show. He helps out a ton. And he was going through... He has all the old Howard Stern shows and all archived. And he was going through that. And he found an episode of Howard Stern from June of 2002.

And Artie Lang had just joined the show. He's like just a couple of months in as part of the show. And if you guys remember, Artie was a huge Howard Stern fan growing up. His father loved Howard Stern. He listened to Stern all the time. So him getting on the Stern show was a really big deal for him. So I think it's one of the reasons why he won that job, because there are a lot of other

comics that were up for that. But Artie got the show. He understood Howard, he understood what was going on. So they're talking about in this clip, Robyn's discussing recently released list of notable celebrities in terms of media presence and wealth and showing where Howard's ranked compared to other celebrities. And Artie does a singery, does this little ass kissing thing that's so uncharacteristic of of wealth and media exposure.

Oh, but I got tons of media exposure. Yeah. Alright, who's higher on the list? Mike Tyson or Howard Stern? Well, I gotta figure me. Mike Tyson is number 35. He beats me too? Yeah.

That's right. Well, he makes a lot more money than I do, but I thought in terms of money. No, they only have him at 23 million here. Slouch. And he gets his ass kicked, you kickass. All right, who's higher on the list? He just kissed ass. We just fell ass for Howard Stern.

Oh, Artie. Oh, I'm trying to please the boss right there. Ouch, I understand why he pulled that one for us. That is definitely cringe. But I have a little bonus cringe for us. Do you guys remember the anal princess that I introduced to the show? Who could forget?

Not too long ago. Yes. So that was Stella Berry. Stella Berry, the anal princess that we learned about from that OnlyFans show that we reviewed. Well, someone sent me this fun little clip that showed up on this subreddit.

And what our girl Stella is talking about, she is the anal princess. And she did talk about how when doing ass to mouth, she learned not to do it from other girls' butts because it gives her strap. And so she's explaining how much she's learned here. I know everyone has their panties in a bunch right now about how I have licked my own excrement before,

but I will say I do not do that anymore. I have learned, and if I do do it, I make sure it's clean, usually. Do do it. But I also don't do it with other people, so then I can't catch strap from them, and that's why I haven't gotten strep in over a year. Claps.

Thank you, thank you. Very impressive, Aina Pritz. That's proud of you. How do you make sure that poop is clean? Are you like a little raccoon in the water and you're like watching it all? You can't clean poop. No.

Nope, we were talking about polishing turns before this show started, I know. Yeah, you lick it clean. That's not a thing that all the soap in the world cannot clean poop, unfortunately, but I'm going to lost her words. She's not she could give an entire bus pink eye. All right. We did a whole bonus show on Suthering John today.

So I don't have a lot of Suthering John stuff to talk about today, but I did want to talk about someone unearthed these lies that John was tweeting out a few years back. Now, obviously everyone knows a lot more about John's education and what he went to school for and what happened. Don't forget Mensa. So, but back then when he was doing a political show, he was explaining to people, and this is just fucking retarded because,

who made the point? I think it was Patrick Mouton on the show yesterday, where guys of a certain age like Chad Zumak and Stuttering John, they don't realize that like, there's receipts for everything now because of the internet. You can't just go out and just lie about shit without people fact-checking it and realizing that you're an idiot and a liar John thinks you can just get away with this shit. Yeah, that's an older generation. It is Yeah, they bullshitting was an art form and he doesn't realize that you can't get away with it

So this is a tweet that he put out where he's responding to Bobcat and he says, so Bobcat must be talking about how he has no business talking politics. He says, um, nah, you're just a pitiful troll with no wife. I'm more qualified to talk about politics than half the pundits out there. I have two degrees of political science from NYU. Political science. Where the fuck was he getting political science degrees? He wasn't even interested in politics back then.

What's he talking about? Here's another one from April of 2019. Lowe, much more educated. I have two degrees including a master's degree from NYU. He's lying behind me, a master's degree. We don't even know if he has a bachelor's degree. He's saying back then he had a master's and then he writes here, dude, you ever hear of a little thing called supply and demand?

You realize I minored in economics at NYU and the present as very little to do with the price of gas. From 2021, he was thinking, he minored in economics now? I taught economics. I thought he went to school for film. Yeah. Right?

Right. Film and TV. He went to school for whatever serves him in this moment. Well, it reminds me of his book, where everything he accomplished, he always wanted to do since he was a little kid, including boxing. I always wanted to be Shaquille Neil basketball since I was a little kid. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha from May of 2020 NYU Masters in Communication. So now he has a master's degree in communication.

He's all over the fucking place with this shit. Such an idiot. And so that actually brings us to a clip that I want to play here. Not a clip, it's a parody song. At the editor sent in this parody song about Settering John. I did mention that we're happy to do some parody songs. I don't necessarily want to focus on John's children,

but just the fact that he's a terrible father and husband or anything else. He's terrible. Son, Bather. Not so bright. Go suck a cock. Fuck you when you lose the kids. Have you got a decent meal in 12 long years, how could you be so jobless? Because he got divorced 12 years ago, get it?

Lost a thought or thoughtless? Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm Think so, bad like a diaper on a skunk, yo I'd forgotten all about your stupid kids, bro But then you had to go and mess with Lady KO I mean, I can't believe that I would defend you Saying swear he's not a tardy just has issues After Howard, you were proven irredeemable People asking is that John unbelievable? Producer Chris will beat your ass He doesn't give a fucking shit He said he doesn't care if he does hard-ass time

Just to beat you senseless I may have made that last part Whoa, fuck you, John. I'd have a little bit of fun over there. Yeah. Yeah, I deserve fun. Yeah. Good job, buddy. Appreciate you sending that in.

Guys, I have some very good news. A brand new podcast just came out three days ago. A brand new show just dropped. Here's what it sounds like, everyone. So happy to have you here. Glad to be here. First and foremost, my name is Patrick, aka Patty Pughwater, aka Patty Broken Skull, Patty C. Cups, so many nicknames, but I'm just the Indiana guy who has done many a podcast up to this point and not a lot of them have

done very well. That's right! A brand new show called Pukewater. I don't know if that's the most appealing name for a podcast. Pukewater, just drop! Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me... my show. Don't tell me. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me you don't like my show. Don't tell me. Because that's absurd. Patty is making some claims. Did you listen to this? You look very excited. I know, I mean, I am excited. He's just an Indiana two, two at the best that he can.

So this is something even I didn't realize. And I'm always gushing about Patrick Michael. I introduce him to everyone I talk to. Similar to like in the 90s, it was ween. I was telling everyone about ween. I'm making mixed CDs for them. Even guys, it was weird. But now my life is I go on to the shows. shows I go if you guys heard about the most prolific

Podcaster of all time this guy's Patrick Michael and I explained what this guy is But I've been even giving him the credit he deserves Welcome to the pukewater podcast now if you don't know anything about me previously within the podcast world. I have Actually hosted upwards of 30 podcasts at once, but I've also had a podcast completely scrubbed from Spotify. He was hosting 30 podcasts at once. How is that possible? It's fucking amazing. Only Patty. Only Patty can pull that off. So I'll start adding that to his credits when I talk

about him. Can I ask is is Man Pad still a thing? Okay, I'm glad you asked that. He's going to address that. And he says this. Yeah, welcome back everybody. Thank you so much if you've listened to any of my other shows before. Chances are I'll be doing none of those ever again. Ha's your answer.

Well, so I looked this up because I was like, well, what about don't leave it to the judges? You know, what the fuck are you talking about? And it seems like he has abandoned you party. It seems like it. I hope not. It seems like it. But he later goes on to say that he's still doing man pad, even though it's been a few weeks and he is still doing don't leave to the judge.

They just put a new episode out. So that's just, you know, Patty being Patty. But I got to tell you guys, this new podcast he's putting out is his best work ever. I was very excited about it. And let's find out how he came to this idea to even put this out. I didn't want to start another podcast. I really had no desire and yet here I am doing another show and I guess the only reason is is very similar to the other reasons that I've started the show. It's a time killer. It releases the fucking creativity that I have in my head. And I got inspired.

Oh. You see what I'm saying? I got inspired again. OK. And all it was was trying. I actually just threw in my, I was brainstorming to myself, hey, if I was going to start another podcast, what would it be?

So brainstorming, by definition definition is a group of people. You can't brainstorm to yourself. Just I know it's semantics. I get it. I'm being an asshole. But I wanted to know. So all of a sudden he's inspired to do a show again. And Manny in the chat right here just said he told me he hates podcasting now.

Well, Manny, I don't know if you've heard this episode yet. We got to get many on the show to talk about this. I don't want to blow up his spot with Manpad. But I like how he led with Time Killer. Yeah, it's a time cut to the second reason. And then he's like, and finally, oh, inspiration, inspiration. Yeah, I have a lot of creativity. I got to get it out. Yeah.

But I wanted to know specifically what was it when he was brainstorming to himself that inspired him to do this new show. I got to give it out. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wanted to know specifically what was it when he was brainstorming to himself that inspired him to do this new show? And as soon as I came to the conclusion of puke water, I was hooked. Bingo. Because I already had free water. And all I did was change four letters. So it's kind of smart, kind of brilliant.

We did our thing here and I'm happy about it. It couldn't be any better, couldn't be any worse. I guess it could be. Who are we kidding? All right, let's get the soundboard working here. So what inspired it was the name. Oh yeah. And by the way, you changed three letters.

It's free water to puke water, I'm just saying. Yeah. Two cement. But I wasn't inspired to do a better show. I was inspired to change the name of the same old horse shit. Correct. Good point, because it sounds like all other 30 shows. Well, 29.

Guys, strap in. OK. Because we are going on a journey today. This podcast is an hour long. This episode he put out. And I swear to God, I felt like I'd listened to five different podcasts when I got done with this. Okay, he's putting in effort.

He wants this to succeed. It's a totally different guy. Well, okay, not totally different. There's a few things that remind me of the good old panty that we've all grown to love. But also I want to get this out there for him because I want people to support him. He has a new Patreon.

He was always pod culture was his Patreon address. I went there. It's gone. And if you want to support this thing even more, you can simply go to patreon.com slash Patty culture. That's P A D D Y culture. Okay. I don't know why he got rid of his Patreon and change it to panticulture, but I went on there and I'm blocked

So there's a lot of consistency He doesn't want to be found and you're still blocked Yes, correct But there's this is a this is the difference now. He does go back and forth on this but Listen to this puke water podcast at gmail.com. And I'm taking everything, whatever you got, send it my way and you'll possibly be read on the show and we can have a little bit of an interaction.

He's looking to interact with the audience. He wants emails. He brought up his email address at the beginning and the end of the show. Yeah. I know the way you're looking at me like this is not gonna last. Yeah, well he says do it and then as soon as it happens

we know what's gonna happen. Yeah, well we'll see, I think that's why I put it out there. I think we should email him and get your letters read on this show, that'd be fantastic. So it could be a segment on our show. Maybe, nevermind. But I like this though because, I'm sorry, he's just like, I want you to email me

until I get the email and read it and then I'll get pissed off about what you e-mail. That's exactly what I'm hearing. That's exactly what's gonna happen. Send anything my way. Hey, Paddy, I love the new show. I love the new format. I don't do it for you, asshole! I do it for me!

Do it for the legacy. What's great is that he has multiple segments on the show. It's different than any other show he's done, where he's deciding he's going to do specific types of content in different segments throughout. And it starts with music review. We know his interests are comedy, music, movies. The first package ever listened to Chewed Gum was a movie review. Parenting. True crime. He's not into parenting. Oh yeah. Never talked to him. That's not one of his

interests. Haunted houses. That one of his interests at all. UFC. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So we know what his interest are. So it starts with he's gonna do a music review and what he says is he's gonna break down one of his songs and then a song he just likes. God. All right. We start with this. This is a great idea. OK, so the song that I want to share with you guys this this song. I don't know the actual song.

OK. We're off to a good start. The one I want to share with you. I don't even know it. So we'll see what happens. The one that's his own song. And then he's going to review a movie. Didn't watch.

Yes. Yes. Maybe. All right. So basically what he does is he takes these metal songs and then he what he calls freestyles over them. So he growls and screams and does all the metal vocal stuff. And so he explains he's going to play his favorite part of the song that he screamed over.

We're not going to play the whole thing. We're just going to gonna play his favorite part of the song that he screamed over. We're not gonna play the whole thing We're just gonna get to my favorite part and the difference with that is is it's my favorite part, okay? You might like the entire song you might like the very ending the beginning You know the first quarter right something you might like 18 seconds to 37 seconds I don't know a lot of people like a lot of things. You have options. I got a feeling I'm gonna hate all of it. I was gonna say except he didn't mention that you might not like it.

So this is crazy where he's just trying to explain that like guys, this is my favorite part. Doesn't mean it's the best part. You guys might not like this part, but it's my favorite part. Back the fuck off. So this is the song that we're talking about right here and Lucy, your big metalhead.

You might know what this is and a one It's all me on vocals And mixed well too, oh, yeah, I thought that was a ninja blender And mixed well too. Oh, yeah, I thought that was a ninja blender Is that anal cunt? Oh, dare you sir. Yeah, so all right So then he starts explaining how he found the band and how he discovered this is that this is a Russian metal band and He think he catches himself just rambling here. They look crazy when they perform.

So I'm going to check out the music for sure. And I find this song and this is what I did. I'm very happy with it. I'm sorry if I feel if you feel like I'm talking about it too long. Babble, babble, babble. I'm sorry if I feel if you feel like I'm talking about it too long. Like you could tell a lot of these people we've affected. Another thing Patrick Mellon was talking about yesterday on the show where he makes comments about

people that also they make these sweeping changes in their lives. He's just like, I'm just goofing on this person and I think, you know, they're changing out their curtains. And I think the same thing is happening. You see it was Stuttering John all the time. It's happening with Patrick Michael where he's going. And maybe you guys think I'm rambling right now I don't know maybe am I rambling that's possible I don't know anyway let's get to the favorite part this is the favorite part of the song for Let's go. Let's go. Now, one of the things that stuck out to me in that, and I got in the loose, I'll ask you because I don't know if this is your style of metal that you

enjoy, but I don't hear a ton of reverb on metal vocals usually. Yeah, that was the first thing that I noticed. Yeah, it sounded like a surf band when he was singing for some reason, which didn't make a lot of sense to me. I usually don't hear reverb on it. It was an interesting choice But what's crazy is that before he even plays that Someone must have already complained because he's got like tick tock and Instagram or he plays all these I'd like to pre So people must be in the comment section

they're not turned off going what the fuck's up with this reverb because before even playing that he addressed that you don't need the reverb I well fucking if you say so buddy I'll take that into consideration but I really enjoy a little bit of a reverb on some of the vocals but this is the best part a little bit of the reverb that reverb was on 10 that's as much of the vocals. But this is the best part. Oh, a little bit of the reverb. That reverb was on 10. That's as much of the reverb as you can have on a vocal is very noticeable. All right.

So. What's crazy is that he realizes what he's doing for the show. He's prepping. He has things ready to go. He's going to play songs. He's going to review them. He's got other clips and everything like that. And I'm proud of him. He's proud of him too Like I said, we're going to do segments this segment. It's all music and then we're gonna we're gonna it's gonna be a fun episode guys

This is a very intricate episode one considering How I usually podcast all right Of course, I'm trying to be entertaining in a little bit, you know, interesting at the same time, but I got to get the stuff out. I just got to get it out and also keep myself on track. He calls it intricate. I have segments prepared. This is very intricate.

What I'm doing right here is comparatively compared to what he used to do or he just turned on the microphone and barely talk. That's true. So then he gets into the song he wanted to bring and review for us. And in typical Patty fashion, I love the way this guy does analysis of music and bands. There's nothing more that I enjoy than a weird band name. Like Oceans Aid Alaska, that's just clever.

Sky Eats airplane, I set my friends on fire. Like these are fun band names, dude. I still love that. It's no different than somebody's fucking Twitter handle or YouTube handle, right? Great analysis. Or puke water. Great analysis of the band Oceans, eight Alaska is the band

that he played. It's no John Cougar concentration camp. Definitely is not. Harmonica Lewinsky, fetal juice. Yeah, but it's good though. That's that was his takeaway from the side that he played for us. So OK, cool. So we've got through two segments.

The first segment was introductions. Here's the shows, what we're doing. Second segment was music review. Segment three is comedy. All right, another thing that he's interested in. And I appreciate that, although I'm worried that he's trying to do a good job and then also talking himself out of it.

Okay, so the first thing we're gonna do here, and this is a rare occurrence. This is a brand new show and I'm trying to do a good job and then also talking himself out of it. Okay, so the first thing we're gonna do here, and this is a rare occurrence. This is a brand new show and I'm trying to do it better. Okay? I've been really lethargic and lazy when it comes to doing this shit because who takes it seriously? Who fucking really sits here and takes doing a podcast seriously? It's absurd. Well, okay, you started by saying you were going

to start taking it seriously and that you are taking it seriously. And then he kind of back pounded, he was like, but that's stupid, all right, guys, taking it seriously, we're not doing that, obviously. But I kind of, I'm just so you know. Okay, so now in this comedy segment, he plays a clip of Whitney Cummings was on the show

and she's saying something dumb. He can't believe it hasn't been covered by Red Bar and it does another shows like I can't believe she said Can you guys believe that she said this and he's going on and he played the clip he's going on and on about it That's fucking egotistical as shit dude. You should be buried face fucking down. I Got nothing else to add to that Face fucking down buried useless ass motherfucker Period That statement

And then I hope you die good stuff, but this is great though because in this comedy segment it's literally who are these podcasts and so he's playing clips from shows, from comedy shows, and he's commenting on them. He's got some great new nicknames for Bert Kreischer and Tom Segura that I think will definitely catch on. I think we'll all be using these from now on. And this clip is Tom Segura and Bert Kreischer, who I'm now calling Toad and Fart.

And believe me, you guys can have that, absolutely. Toad, Segura, and Fart Kreischer. Toad and Fart, everybody. Have you listened, Tom Myers? Watch out. Jesus. That's definitely going to catch on. So Tom Segura, he plays a clip of Tom Segura talking about

how the comedy scene is like high school Everyone talking shit behind everyone's back that no one fesses up to it And really this all stems from that cat Williams interview that he did where he was shea shea We're yes where he was calling out Joe Rogan for always having on six unfunny comics and promoting six unfunny comics and some people starting to be like ours funny comics and promoting six on funny comics. And so people started to be like, oh, it's Brian and job at top cigar. You know, they're figuring out who they're talking about here. And so that's where Tom's going.

It is like fucking high school. You can't bring up high school around Patrick Michael. Because that's that's where it's his time to shine. He knows everything there is to know. He freaks out about this comment. And my thoughts were simply this. If it's like high school comedians are not the fucking cool guy. None of them are. Not Joe Rogan, not Andrew Schultz, not Shane

Gillis, none of them. That's just not the cool guy. Mel Gibson. Martin Scorsese, right? Like that's beyond levels you'll ever reach. Okay? Lauren Michaels, right? Those are the cool guys. Quentin Tarantino, you see what I'm saying? You guys are barely existing. And that's anybody who does comedy. I'm so glad you said that, Eddie, because once again,

in my notes, I have no idea what he's talking about. And that's anybody who does comedy. I'm so glad you said that, Andy, because once again, at my note time, I have no idea what he's talking about. I'm like, the cool guys are Lord Michaels and Quentin Tarantino. Mel Gibson. Famous comedian, Mel Gibson. What are we, Well, no, so he's saying,

I think because he wasn't popular in school and he fancies himself a comic. I think that's where this is all coming from, where he's like, well, it's not like high school because you guys are comics comics the comics could beat up So it can't be that I don't get it I still don't find the correlation between Martin Scorsese and Quentin Tarantino and Mel Gibson cuz it doesn't exist directors

Stupid it doesn't make any fucking little Michael's or Michaels is a comic, but whatever does none of it fucking matters All right, so then he has thoughts on Burt Christcher And I have to say wait was that fart or toad? This is far. Okay. Yeah, I got confused Well, you talked over it, but he explained it was toad cigar and fart Christ. I was laughing We're all laughing to our the nicknames. I know So that's okay. I have I have it in my notes here. Thank you. So let's get his thoughts and I have to say This isn't bad Patrick's figuring it out. He's getting better at this like his whole life isn't fun like

Okay, there's aspects of it. That's pretty funny like being a fucking alcoholic terrible dad Pretty funny a lot of failed stuff. That's funny. I could hear Dick Masterson going through that same routine. That's pretty funny shit right there. It's like, no, I mean, Bert Kruss is not funny. But there's some other things that are funny.

Like he's just a horrible father. A miserable drunk. So he's got that stuff. That's pretty good for Patrick and Michael. I thought that was fun. And then he goes back and listens to old King and the Sting episodes. And so he's making fun of Brendan Schaub here.

And I have to say, he's doing a very good job with this because Brendan Schaub's a fucking moron. They're talking about Looney Tunes characters and they're trying to talk about Foghorn and Laghorn, but Brendan Schaub has no idea what he's talking about. No. They do. Like, hell of a fucking race.

Or what's the name, Fornhunkle? You know, he's a, I see a boy, get over here, boy. Yeah. Like, you super racer. Oh, Loughorn, Fag, Bram, Racers. Loughorn, Fag, Fag. Yeah. Foghorn.

Yeah, Foghorn, Loughhorn, dog. This shit gets hella race. Okay, so right there. What the fuck is that? Where'd you get hunkle? Foreign hunkle foreign hunkle none of this is close for hunkle. You know, yeah, I said I said boy for hunkle Foghorn leghorn is the correct answer. We're looking for sir Similar to how Baba Buu was born.

That's true. Yes. Not understanding the name of a cartoon character, but Patty did a good job presenting that just now. Yeah, I like the clip. He commented, he played it again. He had it all ready to go. Problem is he drags it out for another 10 minutes. Just keep going on over.

He's like, dude, you don't fucking know the guy's name. I mean, come on. Everyone knows that's a good point. Yeah. Had a little bit too much of that. Just keep going on over and over. Dude, you don't fucking know the guy's name. Come on. Everyone knows that. That's a good point. Yeah. A little bit too much of that. So then segment four comes up and that's about movies.

And he goes, not new movies. It's just what I've recently watched on 2BTV. So he starts off by talking about memoirs of the Invisible Man, the Chevy Chase movie from 92. Oh, yeah. Holy shit. Yeah. He was very confused about that. He didn't understand how that ever got made.

Then he says he saw Wonka, that new fucking Wonka movie. And his complaints about that were the, how was it you just meet someone? They both know the lyrics to the song and the chorus and you feel like he's just complaining about musicals. It's like, well, yeah, I okay. I've heard that tape before. And then segment five. Oh, I got to bring in Cardiff for this.

I don't know if Cardiff has heard this yet. Cardiff, have you heard this new pukewater podcast? No, I haven't. You're going to be interested in this segment five. He goes to subreddits He just it's not even curated he just fights a separate sector reading So it's who it's who are these socials motherfucker But yeah, it's really bizarre that he has a whole copy say He said it was just copying. Who are these podcasts, but who was it these days? And then he's going into sub-rest. I was like, OK, now this is going to be a little bit too obvious here.

What you're up to. And then segment six was sports, but not really. Does he have a segment about apology tours? No. Oh, no. Yeah, you haven't caught on to this world yet, unfortunately. Or anyone else is for that matter. So if segment six, he goes,

he starts talking about the Super Bowl. I'm like, oh, I don't really hear him talking about sports. I know he likes UFC. And he goes, I didn't watch it. Cool. But Wikipedia says that the Super Bowl is... But you guys see what I mean? I felt like I listened to four different

Patty Brokenskull podcasts. All in one. All in one, I love it. You don't have to go searching for it anymore. I love it. I wish you would bring a true crime or read scary stories or something like that in one of these segments.

That would be my only note for it, other than that. Fan fucking tastic, keep it going. People check out Pukewater. There's a second episode available. People on his Patreon, I blocked. But there was a second episode out, people on his Patreon. I blocked, but there is a second episode out. So I'll get it to you. Sure you will. Very good then. All right. Curtis. Yes. You familiar with a comic named Joe Maderie's. Oh

God. Thanks to blind Mike I am. Yeah. Joe Matarice is trying something new again. He's not doing his Patrick Michael. He cannot hold on to a format. He just keeps trying new things. So now he's doing a live podcast. So a week ago, he went on and started doing a live show. Oh, I'm going to need a fucking stinger for this asshole. This is how, this is how the show starts off.

Joe Manarese live everybody. One, two, three, four, one, two, three, four, one, two, three, four. And... One, a two, a three, a four, and start! That's your stinger. I think I need to incorporate this fucking garden song. I swear this song is making fun of him. He'll make this song.

He'll know I don't like him at whatever it's worth. Hello, everybody. Hello. Welcome. Welcome. Welcome. Wrong screen. How are you, everybody? Welcome to another live episode. This guy needs a producer in the worst possible way. He has no idea what he's doing. Hold on. While he doesn't have one, let's enjoy this. Fair enough. But I boosted his levels a couple times on this. You hear how quiet he is compared to the music and stuff like that. 30 minutes in, someone in the chat, there's like five people watching this. This video has 140 views. It came out six days ago. That's how bad this is. But he does have a live chat going and someone finally tells him 30 minutes in,

hey, you're really quiet. He's like, I am okay, I mean, I can do this. And then he's like, I guess I can make it louder if you need me to. Like, yeah, we do. I'm sorry, cut you out, what are we gonna say? Is he still doing this overtly Italian shit that we were talking about the other day?

Is that all he does? Because I feel, what? The banneranners on the right side of his screen. 93.7 percent. Yes, 93.7 percent Italian comedy. Jesus Christ, because I feel like he is seeing what Sebastian Manus Galco is done and all the success that he's having. And he's trying to ape that. Definitely. But I can't stand it because I know plenty of Italian people

that aren't doing this. It's like the the way that gay people could be like flaming. Sure. He's flaming Italian. Right. You don't need to do that. You could just be Italian. You don't have to. You said the same thing twice. Face. Yeah.

I'm just looking at his banner right now. And I noticed that on March 22nd, he's going to be in Boca Raton. Oh, yeah, that's a great club down there. It's even get more than 10 people to show up. All right. So now we're going to talk about he's got a guest coming up. He's going to talk about his format, but in typical Joe Maddery's fashion, he forgot to write down the guest's name so that he would know who the guest

is gonna be coming up on his show in a little bit. Caitlyn, Caitlyn, Caitlyn Palufo. Am I saying that right? Am I saying that right? Let's go to the other screen. No, don't do your research. Caitlyn Palufo, yeah, that's it. Caitlyn Palufo, you see your name at the bottom there. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, and shoot the shit with you people and read your comments,

do all that and then kind of bring my guest in. He's gonna go a little live. This is a new format now, yeah. I'm gonna go a little live for half hour, then we'll bring our guest in. And he's referring to the chat. Hey, if you guys wanna send me some chats, I can talk about that.

He's trying to do crowd work to nobody. No. What happened is he went on miserable company. This is what happens to all these assholes. They see Kevin Brennan raking in super chats, not doing anything, putting zero effort in and people just throwing him money and he just reads it. He's just like, that looks pretty cool. Why don't I do that? He's just building to monetization. That's it. Well, no He's actually is monetized. He has no viewers, but he does have like 8,000 subscribers Crazy day, but what I really want to talk about on today's podcast is something that It's technically something I'm doing tomorrow, which is I'm going on Kevin Brennan's live podcast,

Misery Loves Company, right? He does his on YouTube. He kinda said he might wanna start having me on a lot. Uh-oh. Uh-oh. You become a regular on MLC Joe batteries? Ooh. Good luck with that, my friend.

I see how that ends for everybody. So he scheduled me to do it tomorrow and he goes there's a therapist who's one of his biggest fans who is someone that follows a lot of my shit in the past. And if you know me, you know there's a lot of shit. If you put my name into YouTube, you see a lot of shit come up. We're like, Oh, I didn't know that happened with Joe. Oh, I didn't know he did that. I do have to say, when we covered Joe Maderese, I tried to give some backstory,

like the different podcasts he tried and that thing fixing Joe, or he got roasted pretty good by his co-hosts. But I've gotten so many notes from people just like, dude, you know about this, you know about this, you know about this. Joe Maderese has been a punching bag for a very long time.

So I'll give him credit. He's like, if you Google my name, because, you know, he's probably being exposed to a new audience now with MLC. And so he's like, you're going to find some shit. So he's he's letting people know it's almost entirely shit. Oh, what the fuck was that? What the fuck was that? Oh, so you see a lot of that stuff.

You see the the the porcelain documentaries. Yeah, there's there's three porcelain documentaries about this guy. You got to do three parts on this guy. You see Mike from Redbar. Yes, Redbar hammered him for a very long time. Just fucking throwing me into the mix with all these big name people. Well, hold on a second, Joe. I saw that video that you posted where the first thing underneath

it was as seen on the Howard Stern show. You had all your credits on there, Joe. You were on Last Comic Standing. America's Got Talent, Howard Stern show. And he's just like, and Redbar's making fun of me like I'm a big deal. I don't know where he got that impression. You're the one telling everyone that. And just shitting on me. And a lot of it, I guess, is connected to this obsessive-compulsive disorder that, you know, that I have. Oh, no, it's another guy suffering from OCD. Well, no wonder you're an idiot. You have OCD. What are you going to do?

I'm terrible because of OCD. How convenient. Yeah, my OCD makes What are you going to do? I'm terrible because of OCD. How convenient. Yeah. My OCD makes me never clean my house and do really shitty podcasting. Is that the normal kind of OCD? So yeah, that's 10% stuttering, John. There's definitely 10% opi in there too. Oh yeah.

He's got a little bit of those mannerisms. For sure. Peppered into this. And being unfunny all the time, yeah, that's part of it. Not listening to your guests. Yeah. And then 10% Sebastian. And has made me do certain things and certain things have popped up and these guys, they exaggerate. They exaggerate. Sure, they're true. They're all true, but they exaggerate because that's kind of what standup comedy is. Right. Don't explain what standup comedy is, please, Joe.

The last person would be telling me what standup comedy is, motherfucker. So he just said his OCD is forcing to do all these embarrassing things that people goof on him for. All right. Well, then we'll stop goofing. I didn't realize you'd OCD, Joe. I have a rule about that. I want to goof on it. I have a disability. Oh, then so the chat starting up, he's already brought up MLC. So of course, the chat's asking about Stuttering John and this is going to get him right in the

dabble verse. These right here are fighting words. I hope John doesn't see this. What do we got here? Stuttering John says he is funnier than Bob Levy. There's no way. I mean, Bob Levy's like a pro comedian who's been doing it his whole life also. Stuttering John, I mean, I didn't even know he did stand up. Uh-oh.

He dabbled. Uh-oh! You didn't know John didn't stand up. He's been doing it for over 20 years, Joe. He's a headliner. How do you not know that? That's not going to be good for him. His material is so good, he never wrote anything else.

That's right. That's how good he is. He didn't have to. Yeah. All right, so this is. Yeah, go ahead. It almost does feel like Kevin Brennan told him, go say something about stuttering John.

Let that get back to John. Let's build some heat from you. And then I can have both you guys on the show yelling at each other. Well, I understand what you're saying, but he literally was just reacting to a chat right there. Or the guy's just like, John said he's a better comic than Levy.

Is he just like, John does comedy? What? That's a brilliant listener chatting, yes, like poisoning Joe against John. Without him realizing what's going on, obviously. So this literally is turning into MLC. And like I said, he was on MLC a couple of times. He said he's going to be a regular around there

and he saw there's a winning formula. This is turning into the Kevin Brennan podcast and I don't want it. That's not what I do. It's not what I do. But that's actually Joe, you don't know what you want to do. Right. That's the thing. What do you do? You don't even know what you do.

That's not what I do. That's not what I do. I can do something. I like can't laugh her. You can hear it already. Oh, you're so trashy. Me. Yeah, I know. You can hear it. All right. Coming down the pike. So finally, we're 30 minutes in. He's got nothing to talk about.

There's only a few people in there chatting. And so the guest comes in early, thank God. And he brings in the guest again. This guy needs a producer in the worst way. Well, let's bring in our guest. Really funny, really funny comment, comic comment. in our guest really funny, really funny comment, comic comment. Really funny comic. And I don't know I've ever met her. I thought I did. And now I'm looking at her on screen. I don't think I did. Let's let's bring her in. And we'll have a good time. It always takes me a second here,

And it always takes me a second here Caitlyn as I'm the worst with technology ever now Let's see I would have thought you were good. There she is. Let's see. Can we hear her or do I have you on mute? Oh, no, can you hear me? I can hear you Perfect, let's hope everybody else can hear you. Can you guys hear her? Well? Let's hope everybody else can hear you. Can you guys hear her well? Spooky Sammy says yes. Are you able to see the comments and everything, Caitlin? Do you see that?

I cannot see the comments. Does your Mr. Microphone work? No, I don't see the comments. I saw the one that came up of Spooky Sammy. Okay, so we're off to a great start. I don't know if I know her or not. I thought I did, but now that I see her, she doesn't look recognizable.

It's almost like you could have emailed her before this and figured all of this out. So it wouldn't be some fucking awkward. But no, instead, he does his famous question. So, Caitlin, we never met, right? We've never met, right? So this is can only end in a disaster, right? It gets worse. I don't think so. We might have met in passing a long time ago. But back then I had a different haircut. I wasn't wearing makeup. I was a whole other woman. I

was basically a boy. That's what I was. I believe it. Yeah. Why do I feel like you might have been that Gotham one night when I was there doing stand-up? Is that it? That's not a question. Why do I feel like you might have been a Gotham one time? Because I'm there a lot. Yeah, that means that might be it. I go to God. I love Gotham. What is your stand-up about? All right another What is your stand up about? All right, another two terrible, another terrible question. What is your stand up about? Watch the way she reacts to this.

Joe, I do this thing with, where I have jokes. That's what my stand up is about, making people laugh. What is it about? Yeah, like are you like a mom or are you single? What is it cover? Like if you had to say this, I thought, then I'll remember, I'll'll be like oh, she's the This didn't work for him last time

Jesus everybody had Jordan on and he goes yeah Did we have we met before because I thought I was watching your special and I saw another comic who was doing stuff about I'm in a truck so I thought maybe that was you but maybe it wasn't like yeah Joe this is not a good way to gauge whether you've met someone before or not and it also doesn't fucking matter It doesn't fucking matter. It doesn't. Just get to the fucking point. Yes. Holy shit. Wait, were you a joke about being a mom or you're at your period or something?

You're a female comic. Which of the things do you do? Your period or being a mom? I'll do you. Try asking Leslie Jones that question. Oh, ho, ho! We gotta get Leslie Jones on the Joe Battery Show. Holy shit. I'm on it.

Fireworks. Dear Joe, looks like you need a producer. My name is producer Chris. I was born to do this. Yes. All right. If you thought that was a bad question, this is literally the worst question you can ask. Where did Cardiff go?

Cardiff just disappeared. That's the worst question. Oh, I just, no, I just looked over. I noticed he was gone This is the the worst question that you could ask and he's not even listening to the answer Yeah, how old are you? No, can I how old am I? You can ask I'm 37 Thank you

under 30 Who my boyfriend or me you you You under 30 or over 30 didn't she just Oh, you look you look young. Okay, Caitlin blue. Thank you. It's those honestly. I'll take it Absolutely, I would say so Gabba ghoul come on Oh, you're speaking his language so. Gabba ghoul. Come on. Oh, you're speaking his language. Ah, Gabba ghoul. Yeah. Now you're doing my act over here. Speaking of his act, we didn't really get too much through this 93.7% Italian.

Oh, it's gold. Oh, well, let's check it out. That's when you know you're one of those American Italians, right? When they chop the val right off the food item. Because they think they're more Italian by doing it. I know those people, it's like a specific area in Jersey, right? It's like between exit 15E and 15W. They don't say mozzarella, they go,

you gonna get the mozzarella? You gonna get, yo, stop, you getting the mozzarella? I'm like, I'm gonna fucking kill both of you. It'd be one thing if he was riffing on a show when he said that, Yeah. But he wrote this down and has tried it out in other clubs, and thinks this is good material. Matzarel sounds like it was in your ass. Why? What does that sound like to you? It's terrible.

A dingleberry? What do you mean? It does not sound like butt plug. No, it doesn't sound like anything that's in your ass. I don't know what he's... Random shit, like... Talking about... Funny bot. No, it doesn't look like anything that's in your ass. I don't know what he's random shit, like funny bot. Yeah, right. I wouldn't fuck Oprah with Tom Cruise's whatever.

You know, plunger. So fucking stupid. I can't hear the word gaba ghoul without thinking of the best Halloween costume of 2023. Which was just a sheep ghost, but it looks like Salami and it's the Gabba Gull. You're a good guy. Yeah, man.

OK, I didn't see that. So great. That's the one night. That's the only funny thing that's Gabba Gull. That's the one night you coke. Sorry, I didn't see that. After that Halloween, it's a callback. So you were mentioning.

I always had things. Because I. What a callback it is. I bring these videos up for YouTube, so people don't know the context of it. It just seems like I'm an idiot seems to me like you're an expert Mark Thank you. That's why I do that. I'm very conscious of what I do with this show I don't know. All right. That makes sense to me now why you would do that to me when you say that It's like you have to explain comedy to your audience Like the whole audience is made up of all Joe Manorises.

See, this is how comedy works, Joe. So Sebastian Manoskalko, you brought him up. You think that Joe is looking at that success and going, oh, I need to do that, too. I haven't seen all of Sebastian's material. Does he ever talk about exit 82 in Jersey? Is that one of the punch lines that he has? I feel like that'd be a little regional, right? Probably wouldn't be able to do arenas around the country with that type of humor. If you don't want to listen to these jokes, and I understand why you wouldn't,

focus on the person losing their mind in the audience that's obviously not in the audience. It's a little long game. People are still laughing at that? Someone was clapping? This is not happening at this room. He's losing his shit over the joke. None of this is happening. No.

You know what I found out when I was older? That I was getting pissed at people cutting the valo off the Italian food item because my last name had it done the way. That's what I realized because I grew up on Joe Madderice with an E at the end. But you grow up in America, you're Joe Mattarice. I visited Italy on my honeymoon for the first time in my life. I go into this restaurant in the Amalfi Coast.

I'm in my posetano. Beautiful, beautiful, right? Place is awesome. I go, I gotta come back here with my new wife, right? I just look, you know, like, I need reservations tonight, seven o'clock to please for matter East True shit the guy looks at me goes no no no You ever have this happen he goes no no no no no my parents so he says You ever been told you were saying your own name?

That's a punch I didn't sneak up on anyone Holy shit took two minutes to get to. Two minutes to explain? Okay, well, I think he's still gonna guy watch this, yeah. I tell ya, I'm a go betterese. When I go to the Olive Garden, I'm Joe Mattress. Great joke. Come on, yes.

Right, he goes, that isn't a method. It's a method, say. Hey. Hand launched in the air. That didn't happen. But as he was describing earlier, it's all about exaggeration. Stand up comedy. And instantly I went, fuck that's way better.

I blew it! I blew it! They're my letters, right? I didn't have to be Joe Matariz. That was like 45 seconds or something that I knew it where he was going immediately. And he had to explain what town it was in. I think that's another thing too, where it's like people come to the show because they're like want to talk about Italy and Italians.

It was just like, yeah, so anyway, I'm in Italy in this town called Bippa Bling. And they're like, whoa, I've heard of that. Because it's Jets. There's, right? I didn't have to be Joe Madderise. Think about it. You could make your name whatever it is, right? I didn't have to be Joe Matariz. Think about it. You could make your name whatever it is, right?

I could have lived the life. Idiot. You can make your name whatever it is. Ha ha ha ha. OK. If I could have been Giuseppe Matarizzi. And you still can. Holy shit, right?

Everything's better, right? I get laid by what? Fourth grade, latest? To who? Another fourth grader? Who are you fucking in this joke? Who's specific? What pre-pupessin girl are you fucking in this joke? That's why he was asking Caitlin her age I would have catalyzed fourth grade time out sir Just happy madam. Hey say he's a legend Girls are talking about me at every high school reunion Yeah, but think about what it would do to your theme song, though, Joe. I mean, it would really fuck with that amazing theme song

you have. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, we all did. Yeah. This retard, the premise is if his name was different, he would have been popular and gotten the lane more. That's not how that works. No one gives a fuck what your name is. Jesus Christ.

Yeah dude, it was just happy Methodist! Joe Matarice, he was in a pussy slump till his mid 20s. You know who's coming here? Long after that. Fug Son of Agh. It's funnier than this fucking guy. You might be right about that. The caveman guy who just goes, where are you trying to say like that? The audience is sweeten. Yes, for sure. Oh, totally. This can't be what. Is anybody laughing at this? No, like they can't be. This is

so stupid. I heard someone say peas and carrots. Right. Yeah, they're literally. so stupid I heard someone say peas and carrots right was just having my dad. Imagine him in the trance. Who is that? Still happy. He's still doing this premise. Shouldn't be a Ferrari. I did like parachute pants and then the audience goes, whoa. It should be an Iraq or a Ferrari. I remember that!

Drive around, pull up the volume, pull up the volume, dance, dance! Wouldn't have mattered if my teetops leaked and all the water was coming out of the beach. What? I used the water, but it was done, it was done. I used the water, but hey, comedian, not a comedian. Not a comedian at all. Could you imagine if my name was different? I would have been so much cooler, am I right? Now let me do three and a half minutes on that premise.

Same joke. Right. Jesus Christ. Yeah, Missy B, I know the the Fixing Joe podcast where already Anthony and Jim destroyed Joe Maderese on his own show. We should probably talk about that at some point. Why are you laughing?

Did a fantastic breakdown of that? Blind Mike, which is why I haven't done that, but it might be worth checking out because it's really funny how embarrassing it is for Joe Maderese who thinks he's put on this show. Okay, guys, it's my show, right? Yeah. We're all friends, right?

They're like, a fucking show. Plug for Why Are You Laughing? Check it out. Yes. Why are you laughing is great. All right. I don't know where Cardiff went. He's deserted the family.

Oh, goodbye. Galaga. But that's okay because Annie is here. Oh, what's happening to Annie? Oh, hello. Annie, I saw you reacting a little bit during the Patrick Michael segment tonight. Are you familiar with this new show that he's doing?

I'm not familiar. I saw it come across the feed, and I listened to the first couple of minutes. And I wasn't immediately repulsed. So I was like, oh, OK, all right. You know what, actually, I'm going to keep this in my downloads and I'll listen to it when I get to it. The guy's figuring it out a little bit, but he's still. Yeah, it sounds good. He came in with good energy.

Yeah. He came in prepared. He had some energy, couple brain farts in there, but it's getting better. That's why he's in now. Rooting for him. Yeah, we all are for sure. All right. Well, Cardiff isn't here, but that doesn't mean we can't play. Who said it's coming back everybody. Yeah. Yeah. It's been a while since we played this game.

All right. Welcome to Who Said It. Do we know who? I hope. Well, I was going to ask Cardiff this because hopefully he'll tell us. So I want to know going in what our right. What the choices are. He's not in the band field still in the mix.

So hopefully he'll tell us here. Let's see. Okay. The official podcast game on WATP brought to you by Patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. Is that his old voice? And co-host. It's one of his voices.

Who said it? It's Dr. Steech. He never told us. He never told us who the choices are. And I don't know where he went. Okay. Well, Carl, you have to figure out who said it. Yeah, all right.

So maybe anybody. We know Stuttering John. We know Patty Seacops, Opie, who else? Tom Myers. Tom Myers definitely would be in the mix. Gary was. Those four. Jerry used to be and then he brought in another person too else that he bring in recently.

For a second Ash was in there but probably not. Probably not Ash I would imagine. Maybe Zumak? Oh yeah yeah yeah. That was Zumak. Zumak? let's let's see Our first entry Who said it?

I think you have way too many sheep Kate meany one. We see like okay So he's showing us the images of who we have to choose from so it's Tom Myers Jerry Banfield Chad zoom box Suttering John Kate meany and opie. It's an anore, Jerry Banfield, Chad Zumac, Suttering John, Kate Meanie, and Opie. It's an anorexic Jerry Banfield in a swollen B-star. He looked like Fredo. Yeah. Did you guys see the star?

He picked really good images. Did you guys see the photo shots of Kate Meanie as Jay Waddle? Because people were making fun of her chin. So I turned her into... Anyway. No, but I'm going to have somebody send you to me after this. Yes, to Chinjaina. I think you have way too many sheep. When we see like sheep in New Zealand, we think, oh my God, how amazing is that?

Who said? All right. Well, I have a guess immediately. That sounds like an opi to me. That sounds like a yeah, that sounds like something that opi would say. What do you think, Lucy? I also think it's opi. I was really going to try to pick Kate Meanie for everything, but no, that's opi. I think that's opi.

Andy. Hmm. Oh, Jerry Banfield, just be different. Uh, Andy. Hmm. I don't know. Jerry Banfield just to be different. Banfield, all right. Andy? Uh, I'm going to go with Stuttering John. Oh, Stuttering John. Well, you were already writing down everyone's answers over there.

What do you think, producer? Well, yeah, because people were answering, so that's what you do. And, uh... It's like a callback, is that right? I wrote down Jerry Banfield. All right. One, two, three. And I think you have way too many sheep. When we see sheep in New Zealand, we think, oh my God, how amazing is that?

But then I hear that there's way too many sheep and they don't know what to do with the damn sheep in New Zealand. So they're not amazing. I'm sorry. For whatever reason, that was too easy. That's always something Opie would say. I think it's interesting. Yeah, yeah.

It's like an idiot. Oh, a butterfly. Especially the oh my god. And there. A puppy. Our next entry, who said it? Always question everything Everything don't just you know don't just let it be served to you

Question why Who said it all right again? I immediately sound like a Chad zoom back to me Because Chad's always saying like the narrative is false the false narrative was lying I was lying all the time. Why are you lying about me? So I'm gonna go zoom back. What do you think Lucy? I'm gonna do Banfield You think Banfield? Yeah, okay, you's not talking about crypto. All right, Andy What do you think? I thought Chad, but I'm gonna say John Okay, and he's going to turn John and you have some weird technique that you're using over there I like you're going against your own thoughts on this

Bruiser Chris I went Banfield. All right. We got a couple Banfields couple Z-man's one two three We got a couple of band fields, couple of Z-mans. One, two, three. Always question everything. Everything. Don't just, you know, don't just let it be served to you. Question why, whatever that case may be, whether it's your, you know, your politicians, your your local, you know, your politicians, your, your local, you know, whoever just always question it. Someone I got my head on a swivel, Darren Carter. I don't trust anybody. I don't know if that's a good way to live.

Our next entry. I'm fucking good at this game. I'm glad this game is back. All right. Let's see what I'm going to get right next. Cue up the victory lap. I really have fun to play with our night. We're retiring this game after this. Fuck this shit. We are all on the same team here. We are all pro America. Who said it?

Oh, wow. OK. Fuck that. That one I do not know. I'm having a real hard time with that one. Oh, wow. Okay. Fuck. That's what I do not know. I'm having a real hard time with that one. I think I'm going to go Banfield. I don't even like my answer. I'm going Banfield.

Lucy, what do you like? I'm gonna go Kate Meanie. Kate Meanie, all right, Andy. Come back. I wanted to say Tom Myers, but he doesn't there he doesn't think America's on the same team Yeah, no liberals hate America He's never said anything that's a Chance humach all right all right Annie. It's not gonna be right

I'm gonna go stuttering John again. All right and producer Chris Chris. Kate Meanie. All right, we have two Meenies out here. One, two, three. We're all on the same team here. We are all from America. Wow. We are all anti-Trumpism. That picture is so bad. And we all stink.

I mean, stop it. I mean you to stop it. I already emailed you and told you this So stop it already. This is a progressive show go after shows that are about hate This is about love and accurate information and reporting the truth and nothing We are not misleading anybody. No stop it YouTube. I'm telling you Stop you hear from my lawyer Our next entry who said I Would never trust a five-year-old to what a good song is Cuz like when we're five the songs we like our shit

Who said it? Okay. I am gonna go, you know what? I was gonna say Kate Meanie, but it's actually too interesting. It's too good of a take for Kate Meanie to even say that. So I guess I have to go with Opie. Ah, I don't like that one either. Too bad. I'm going Opie. What do you think? I'm going back to Kate Meanie. Kate Meanie. All right. Andy.

Yeah, I'm going to go Kate Meanie. Okay. What do you think, Andy? I'm going to go with the unclean sweep and just pick John again. All right. And producer Chris. Zumak. All right. One, two, three. Like, I would never trust a five year old what a good song is, because like when we're five, the songs we like are shit. I should trust my instincts on this game.

Tom, the wrong people got on that plane. I was thinking you know what I wasn't going to say it. I wasn't going to say it. Oh, yeah. We hope that DeSantis's campaign goes down like that plane. Right. That's right. You know, that that was a preview. They wrote him that song. And if he wins, they're going to write him one called Gimme Three Steps, Mr. Toward Fascism. Oh, Walter, that's the one of the day. That's the one of the day. That's all for this week.

Now you know who said it. Brought to you by Subreddit Surfing Live Saturday, March the 9th. Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at Carlson comedy comm Sit Eugene sit good dog All right, what are the final results there producer Chris? Do you have your victory lap? Ready Well, you got two. Lucy got one.

OK. And he got one. OK. Cardiff got one. Victory lap, victory lap. Car was taken off, victory lap. Very good. Well, thank you all for playing along at home. That's always a fun show. Guys, what have we done today? We've done it all. We've done it all, Andy. That's correct.

We talked about TV review podcast. I came in with Star Strike talking about G5 of My Little Pony, one that the Barones are not too happy about. And, uh, and you came in. Everybody loves Tom. Everybody loves Tom. And then we had Lucy. Let's watch TV. Let's watch TV from Lucy. And then what else did we have?

We had the anal princess talking about eating excrement, which is always fun. We found out that Slytherin John's been lying for a long time on the internet. He was called out about that too. He's like, oh, it's Twitter. OK, that's real on the lie. I'm sure if Truth goes to die. We had a great song from the editor.

We had a pukewater is back with a brand new show. The thing I didn't talk about during that segment is the show that was taken off of Spotify. I don't even know why he's very upset about he lost. I think free water is gone, right? Is that the one Annie that he lost? Do you know? Yeah, for whatever reason.

It is up on other places though. So like if he really wanted to, he could go on various websites and pull the whole archive and put it on a hard drive or whatever. That sounds a lot of work. Exactly. But yeah, it is out there. If you still want free water, it's out there in some places.

Very good. So we talked about that. We talked about Joe Manoris. He's doing this new show format where he's live. Hey, yo. Away. And he's asking. Hey yo, away. And he's asking people, do I know you? Have we met before?

What's your comedy about? I'll hold you. What do you think of me? He's the worst interviewer. I don't know what he's good at, but he's really bad at interviewing. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser.

The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser.

Yes, we have a merch scheduled to be on the show. This weekend coming up, Royce won't be able to make it unfortunately. But when I was on ROTC last week, we started talking about Brennan Shob. And they weren't aware of Brennan Shob's new show called Tune Town, which's all about cars. And modifying cars, T-U-N-E,

Tune Town and Brendon Shob knows nothing about these things. But I don't know, or comedy. Or anything. So we'll probably dive into some Brendon Shob stuff with Mersh and that's gonna be a good time. Looking forward to that. So please tune in, of course, www.wattplive.com is where you want to go to get your tickets for our show in Largo, Florida, March 22nd.

And we will be in Las Vegas May 31st through June 2nd. And that's hackamania.com. To find out more information, get your tickets about that. Andy is here courtesy of the All Apologies podcast. Oh, hello. And that's hackamania.com to find out more information, get your tickets about that. Andy is here courtesy of the All Apologies podcast. Oh, hello. Yeah, I can't not bring up the March 9th subreddit surfing live featuring the All Apologies podcast.

And we're going to have Chris and Carl and Cardiff is going to be there. But then we just featured. Kendi is going to be there. Kendi is going to be there. Don't forget that. So, hey, he's going to be there, but then we just featured. Kendi is going to be there. Kendi is going to be there. Don't forget that. So hey, he's going to be in studio. Kendi sells tickets. Episode 500.

That's a nice one. Kendi sells tickets. And yeah, on all apologies, we covered Oprah Winfrey, but it's more Mo Comedian Monique, how she hates Oprah Winfrey. Oh, nice. So their rivalry has been going on for like 15 years. So it was a lot to cover. Nice. It was a good episode.

So please check out allapologies.com for all things apology tours. Very good. And Lucy type box, you're busy on your YouTube channel over there. Yeah, I do the movie reviews of the things on my YouTube channel, once over with Kaylee, which is C-A-Y-L-E-Y. And you can check out what I think about movies. Coming up soon, I'm working with Tony from Hack the Movies on Dumb and Dumber 2.

Isn't that Dumber and Dumber? No, that's the prequel. I'm doing the sequel. Oh, okay. Maybe it's going to be great. And then also. I never understood Dumb and Dumber. I know everyone loves that movie. It's not funny to me in any single way.

Am I crazy? It's funny. Is it? Okay. The first one is funny. I like Dumb and Dumber too. All right, whatever. No, most people do.

I'm in the minority on this one. It's just, I don't know. Not for you. That's fine. It's too smart for that shit. I'm going to be doing Never Cry Wolf also. Yeah, that was exciting for everybody. Everybody cares. Everybody that knows that.

Everybody just got very quiet. Thank you. Get confidence, you bitch. You you. Get confident. You're fucking plug. I'm not really doing it. It's a good show for fucks sake. Check it out. Dylan from somewhere says no one likes dumb and dumber. Yeah, and dumb and dumber or sucks dumb and dumber That's where they recast it with people and did the prequel. Annie, what do you got going on? Well, Dylan from somewhere, since you bring it up and I, we do a podcast called What is this Game where we talk about and review games that we like.

We're working on the game for our next episode, and you can find it on youtube.com slash at WITGS. Very good. Catherine asked a perfect question, one that I should have addressed a long time ago. Carl, love you. Question, do we vote for the best worst podcast or the worst worst podcast? This is a very good question because I have to say that Lucy won bringing in the most boring boar festival show that we could do anything with.

And it's like, well, that is the worst podcast. But yeah, but that's not really what we're trying to do here on the show. Yeah. I have my niche. Whoever brings in the most entertaining presentation of their podcast is how I would just- I'm never gonna win ever again.

Hasn't been working out for me. I mean, you can make it more interesting. You do entertain in other ways. Good, good. Everybody keep watching. I do entertain in other ways. Good, good. Everybody keep watching. I brought a lot of roads. I had like four podcasts and a saga of a story, and I couldn't win with that.

I know. I thought that was a great presentation. I loved that. I thought it was good. I learned a lot. The audience didn't. Yeah. The audience hates everything I bring.

I've been researching her since then. That's how much I enjoyed your presentation. You can't stop researching. We're researching her before that. That's how much I enjoyed your. You can't stop researching. We're researching her before that. That's how much I enjoyed your presentation. I think I researched enough today. Missy B says what sequel is ever funnier than the original? Caddyshack 2.

Obviously. Oh, airplane 2. Obviously. The Whiskers. And Pluristrikes Bag. The Whiskers. All right. So, yeah, get over to Patreon and vote for who you thought

brought the funniest worst podcast. The best presentation. The best presentation of a bad podcast in the TV review category. And we'll listen to some voicemails, read some reviews in a minute. But please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody.

Starting in the mosh pit of morning radio. And now this show is called my town. Hmm. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. And do we have any new reviews? Yeah, we got a couple, but I'm just going to read the one. Okay. But before we do, I'm just going to say it since nobody else will.

I like your hair, Carl. That's funny you say that because my wife says the same thing on it. Right. She's like, I kind of like that. We're chopping it off as soon as possible. I'm glad you hate it, but it doesn't look terrible. I love the Photoshop. So we're talking about that before the show. The one, I did Uncle Rico Sunday night

until like 12, 30 in the morning. And we were showing some of the Photoshop's, come up with funny names for my boy band. Where I'm Photoshopped with InSync. There was one in the Discord that we were just looking at before we started the show. That's very funny where I posted a photo of all the fucking die shit.

My hair while I was processing, as they say. And somebody put me on the cover of a Bukaki film, which is very funny. They put you on the cover. You weren't already there. No, I'm not actually in that movie. Maybe you misunderstood what Photoshop means. I was just like, why didn't you realize that's big as love? That's not photo enhance.

What is the time frame on how long you're supposed to be sporting this? I didn't we didn't establish that. Isn't it gone already? Well, I mean, I mean, I mean, my wife go into the salon of their day off already. She's she's very busy. And Sally, she's just like, girl, just come in every day.

We'll fucking do your fucking hair. She has other clients. Anyway, we have not specified how long it needs to be in my hair. I'm sure it'll be gone before a Largo. That answers your question. All right. You got a review for us there, Annie? Yep.

I got one from Benny Bigtime on February 19th, 2024. Always remember the cigarette smoking man, they, the Buffalo Bills, will never win the Super Bowl as long as I'm alive. The cigarette smoking man. Well, he's not gonna live that long if he's smoking cigarettes. So I like our chances. Yeah. Is that a five star review? Yeah. All right. Now you said there's another one you don't want to read. Why is that? Just because they're coming in pretty slowly. So you know, if I read it, then you know, Saturday. That's a. All right. Thank you. I can open up one present now. I don't feel like it's Christmas Eve over here. All right. Fair enough. Let's check out some of voicemail starting with Paulie from dirty Jersey

He's been doing his own show on our voicemail line. Who are these marketers? That's a good idea. Hi Carl. It's Paulie in dirty Jersey. Who are these marketers? W-A-T-N. Only on the Carl network. W-A-T-N, only on the car old network. Why is that eight year old kissing the window with chapstick on? The train for future blowjobs?

What is that? Now that lumae deodorant bitch again. Here's a new one out there that I had to address. If you smell that smell anywhere, what other part of your body smells like a twat? Look, ladies, if you're 50 year old cons smells like a two week old flounder that's been in the backseat of a Buick in Phoenix in July, put a long sprinkler in it. Thank you for help you buy. I don't know who Christian Blatt is, but I'm down.

That's funny. I know that commercial. I don't know what, where I've seen it. I've seen it a lot lately where it was just like, this can go on any part of your body. Addie, par, that smells. Addie, par. We got it. We understand. We got it.

We're bad. We got it. It's not subtle in any single way, ma'am. We were going to say what you're saying. When I was a little kid, they had that commercial on a PSA where the little kids like I was wrestling with my uncle and suddenly it changed. It felt icky and I had no idea I wasn't lost it as a kid or at least I blocked it out. So I had no idea what the fuck you're like. I wrestled my uncles all the time. It always ends up great.

Sticky, man. You've been icky. I never, do you guys know the we're, are we talking about? Yeah. I never understood what that fucking meant when I was that age, but it was hard to be. I jerked off to it. I thought that's what you're supposed to do. This is getting ridiculous. The Great Seamoo's is calling in.

Oh, hoi hoi, Great Seamoo's here. You know, Everstone's here and what Lucy believes she's worth and deserves, I feel a lot more confident now and I may be just the sort of mediocrity you're looking for, Lucy. So, looking forward to our date, call me back. All right, yes. We got to get on this because the date's going to happen in Largo, Florida. So it's on my to-do list. I got to reach out to all the people who are in this contest figure out a time that we can have a

dating game show So the contestants can go through the process of winning the date with Lucy type on scores I'm coming down the days of course It's it's gonna be totally up to you. Yeah, who you choose. Yeah, and we're gonna keep the contestants anonymous Okay, I know that you have a thing for band practice guy. I don't want you just automatically pick them Okay, we'll be changing their voices so they all Know We'll get that

Hey Carl Gary in San Diego. Well, on your recent podcast, he said, look like John's going to get evicted. He's stupid. No, he's smart. That's his plan to get evicted. He's not going to make payments for his rent in March, April, May, and then they'll finally be a victim by June or July. By then, he'll be in Florida. So he's saving $1,500 every time he doesn't pay rent. He's a smart guy. Does he care about his credit? It's already shitty. So he doesn't

care how low his FICO score goes. He's a smart guy. He's as smart as everybody. Anyway, rock and roll. But I thought his pension covered the. Yeah, basically three because it's. Yeah, it's free. So, you know, I think Gary might be out of something here. Oh yeah. John doesn't sell the time. He didn't pay his child support.

He didn't pay the mortgage on his house when he was selling the house. So now he's getting these eviction notices, not eviction notices, but the complaining. So he's just going to be like, well, I just won't pay rent anymore. You want to pay the mortgage on his house when he was selling the house. So now he's getting these eviction notices, not eviction notices, but complaining. So he's just going to be like, well, I just won't pay rent anymore. You want to kick me out? Good luck.

I have a feeling he is going to do that. He's a scumbag. That's a scumbag's offering. It does seem like a squatters rights type of guy. For sure. Joe Maderese calling into the show. Hey, Carl, it's Joe Madares or as my Italian friends call me, Joey Madares. You know what I was thinking would be cool if you told us a little bit, maybe came on my show and told

us a little bit about that. What it's like to be German. You're about like your mom's Sunday schnitzel. You know, sounds like you're from Hamburg. What that's like when you visit Hamburg. Leave the goose stepping out, you know? Nothing like that. All right, I gotta go. I'm having a left coast visiting. Rich friend, we're gonna go get you a deal.

Rockweed and gravy and all the good stuff. Oh my gosh, I will talk about sour Broughton for hours This is gonna be so exciting. No one who speaks German could be an evil man All right, Joe Bader Ease called it another time Hey Hey Carl, this is Joe Matter East I just heard you talking about me on the podcast and Well, it got me thinking, well for one is Chris

Italian got me thinking that but also that you know, keep talking about my podcast like that. It's going to boil my Italian blood and I might break you in half like a biscotti. You know what I'm saying? Maybe me and the Stallone brothers come to your house and rough you up a bit. You know, ol' gabbagool, you know. But anyways, I was just wondering if you wanted to have an all Italian episode of your podcast, you could invite me on and we could go over, you know, the old country, the Sopranos, I can do some oppression. I got a really good Tony Soprano I can do for the podcast. So just give me a shout on my wife's cell phone. I'm currently out of a phone right now. So if you want to just give her a shout, don't call the hospital there,

just leave her a page that somebody wants Joe. So yeah, thanks Carl. Just give me a shout back there. Maybe I could be on your podcast. Okay, bye-bye. So I did call him back and we do have a show called the Axis Powers in the making. We're gonna team up.

It's gonna be a really good show. Don't forget the segment where you talk about which one of your cousins knows John Gotti and your mafia connections. Of course, mafia connections is always a big part of it. Dildo has to talk about that. Joe Madares doesn't listen to the show. He's new to the show.

He didn't realize that we have a 45 second rule on the voicemails. So, Joe, I know you're listening. 45 seconds, that's all we ask over here. You know who does know that rule is Paco. Yeah, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. I've been watching your shows lately, you know,

and I like them to good shows. Thank you. But you need naps, you know what I'm saying? You need more naps, all right? I'm saying you need more naps. All right Yeah, yeah I saw that part you know say I think you got you pretty good, but I see y'all later, you know, shout out to crows Shout out to crows Michael go back again. Yo, what's up, Carl? This is Paco.

I was just watching the show and, you know, when you got the clips up of celery, John, you know that part, this full got the Karen haircut. Yeah, it's weird. Dude, this full got the Karen haircut. It's like a Karen fool. Oh, man. You shout out to Big Red Tux. All right.

Yeah, that's fun to make fun of. There's no doubt about that. It never gets old. Hey, Carl, a couple things. Number one, I got to stop blacking out and calling in. I can't imagine how bad my voicemails are that you don't play and Number two from New Jersey can confirm we like the misfits. All right, please What is with the misfits in New Jersey thing?

Even kindie who I would assume I mean she's a horrible person in every way. I assume she likes good music She's the misfits. You ever listen to the misfits on purpose, Lucy? No, never. Absolutely never. Good answer. Good answer. Manor Matt calling in.

What's up, Carl? Manor Matt, I just was listening to most recent episode and Tuki got a word about him. He started to turn into brother Weez with that gravelly. You've asked me voice all that AC shit. We, uh, we need him. We need to key.

You got to protect the two key to two to two key world order. T W O. Yeah. To key was a trooper for even coming off the show. He was, his voice was shot when he did that. At one point he wasn't moving his mouth. He's so exhausted. Rocko's just talking.

He's sitting there. I saw that too. It was hilarious. Two keys of ventral quiz. The pump is an actual ventral. Probably move my mouth. So, Carl, I've heard you talk about this before with your Your ads that you have playing in your podcast or I can't remember what the fuck word you said that you used

To describe how their ads that are related to me Like things that I'm googling and shit like that Do I sound like I speak fucking Spanish? I've had like 13 ads with fucking people talking about McDonald's in Spanish. I'm not even fucking Mexican homes. Well, that's funny. Maybe even a bunch of credit score. I don't know what they're using to target you. All right. Last one here. And this is for Lucy. Hey, Richard, Mr. 138 again. Just wanted to let Lucy know pretty average in the Dick

meat department, but even though I can't touch the bottom, I always beat the shit out of the sides. Also, I have a Dick Masterson six figure salary and I own my own home. The only problem is you might have to fight my wife if you want to win the date, Mr. 138 contest. He is a figure competitor, but I like your chances. And I have the kiddie pool and KY ready. Also, that's the IQ test. The only general knowledge type thing that is on there is the vocabulary section. Other than that, no trivia, nothing like that. Call me back. I'm glad people are explaining this because that one person in our subreddit was convinced that there's all these general trivia questions in an IQ test.

John was convinced of that. Yeah. Right. Maybe that was John in there. Anyway, because it wouldn't make sense to do it that way. That's not intelligent. It doesn't mean like shitty online ones, really. Yeah.

Right. That's not how you measure intelligence. Can we go back? That doesn't make any sense, Rick. Can we go back for like two seconds? I am interested in that penis. Oh yeah, the one that demolishes the sides. Yeah. I'm interested.

Well, we'll drill for oil, but I hope the oil's not too deep because it's shaped like a tuna can. All right, well, that sounds fun. Guys, thanks so much for hanging out. Everyone is watching the show and listening on Discord. We appreciate you. Thanks for stopping by WhoAreThese.com. You already want to go to get more information and links and stuff. Okay, bye. Annie, bye.

Bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Okay, bye. Annie, bye. Bye. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Ah, Carl. I love you. Bye! Bye! A plane has hit. I rewatched at Carly. His mom.

Boom. Man, that was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I gotta go. Goodbye. Boom. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye.

That was a great episode. That was really great. Okay, bye. I love Dick. Perfect. Bye, everybody. Why are we doing three hours? What's the point of this?