Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep497 - My Wife Hates Me (revisited)

Episode Date: February 29, 2024

We’re taking a week off from the competition format to revisit Rich Vos and Bonnie McFarlane’s show. They’ve been doing this show for about a decade, you would think that naturally it would evolve. Nope. It’s exactly the same. These two record one show per week and do zero prep, bring zero energy, and execute zero jokes. I hope they’re playing characters and aren’t just the awful people they appear to be for 45 minutes a week. Lucy Tightbox and Andy Q. Public both join the show to figure out which Hello Fresh protein is Rich’s favorite. Then we see just how good Brendan Schaub is at drifting in his truck (practice makes perfect). We check in on Joe Matarese who is not taking our good natured ribbing very well, I’ve never seen someone insult their recent guests like this. It’s wild! Also, Cardiff joins us to break down Stuttering John’s “hilarious” joke that we was getting paid to load trucks for the Salvation Army. And finally, another round of Who Said It and your reviews and voicemails.  Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

by the devil, which, spoiler alert, was today's wordle. Devil? Yeah. Dude, you're giving out fucking wordles right now? Yeah. What is this, curvy enthusiast? Dude, what the fuck? I don't give a fuck.

Oh, wow. Reckless. Yeah, I didn't remind my videos. Toro, tag off my mattress earlier. Disappointed! Did you get your connections today, producer Chris? Oh, I sure did. You know what one I got last?

Oh, probably the one I got last. Heels? Yeah, dude. Oh, like Cuban? Oh, I sure did. You know what? When I got last. Oh, probably the one I got last heels. Yeah, dude. Cuban. Yeah. All right. Do you know about heels? You got your idiots. So I knew I knew still at us. Yeah, that was the only one wedges kind of. No. But then what was it was Cuban and sandwich or pita butter?

I forgot. Neither of those things. Didn't make any fucking sense to me. Yeah. And that's our connections report. You know what? If this was someone else's show, this would be the podcast. If this was... That's fascinating. Please go on.

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We reviewed this a long time ago, but I wanted to check in again, revisit it, see what's going on with Rich Voss and Bonnie McFarland. We're taking a little break from our normal midweek competition. I asked for your feedback and let me just, well, before we get to the feedback, let's talk about who won last week. Let's look at the poll from last week. the poll from last week coming in last with 17% with everybody loves Tom is Andy. I think once again people thought you didn't get the assignment right. How? How? I didn't say it. Don't get mad at me. I'm just the messenger. I mean. Put the table down. Andy is last so that means it's between myself and Lucy Drumroll, please.

With 55% of the vote, Lucy Tight Box runs away with it with Let's Watch TV. Yay. Congratulations. I feel so much better that you did not win. Well, that's one way to put it. I put out the other poll and I said, do you like the current format where we each compete for the worst podcast and podcast category?

Or should we go back to the usual format where we all listen to the same show and discuss it? And overwhelmingly, 71% of the votes said, keep the competition format. Now you'll notice I've changed it up this week. You might be thinking, then why the fuck did I vote, Carol? I've changed it up this week. You might be thinking then why the fuck did I vote, Carol? We're listening. We're adjusting. I went through the comments because the voters really liked the competition. When you read through the comments,

it's a little more nuanced than that. Yes. So what I noticed is that people liked the competition, but they wanted to be some stakes, not just bragging. Absolutely. So there needs to be some stakes too. I thought we could maybe discuss that briefly at the top of the show today. Also, what I saw a lot was people want the presentations to be tighter, which is a nice way of saying shorter. Yes, I think that makes sense.

I heard like five clips, Max and things like that. We're in there. Another idea that I saw. Five, 10 minute clips, got it. Right. Yeah, the minute clips, got it. Right, yeah, the number of clips really doesn't matter. Remember the first time, the first couple of times I did the Drew and Mike show, Drew was like,

yeah, just bring like 12 clips. Well, that's not how this works at all. And sometimes clips go to clips and other times we play one clip and talk about it for a while. So that's definitely the number of clips. But I appreciate the suggestion. Here's an idea. Maybe the stakes are it's only a competition

between two and the loser is out or the loser is in. So if you lose, now you have to work the next podcast and compete. I do like weeks off. Right, so that would give us weeks off. It would shorten the competition part because it'd be one V one. And then I thought, here's an even better idea.

What if there's four of us here? What if we had teams? So the competition is one podcast versus one podcast, but we have teams that compete against each other. So producer Chris gets involved. So let's say hypothetically, it's producer Chris and me, we choose one podcast, We each present it. So it's not one person presenting the whole time.

Oh, you guys are dead. The other people are dead, right? I was just gonna say, you're already calling dibs on producer Chris. We will change it up every week. You're trying to compete with those two over there? Is that what you're saying? All right.

All right. Changes up every week. But that's another idea that I had where I thought, OK, it won't be an hour and a half long segment because it'll just be two podcasts. And it won't be just one person having to present the whole thing for the whole time. I don't know. I thought that was kind of an idea. It won't be me, you know, taking a beating, doing consequences every single week.

17% Andy. 17%. I think 17% is better than I did two weeks ago. I've got a sticker for Andy. Yeah, I've got a reverse Mohawk and a forehead tattoo by the end of June. There's some stakes. I just thought we'd. All right.

So that's a couple ideas. Let me know what you guys think. Another person said or a couple people said, like, do it every other week, the competition thing, which is also a good idea. So it's not every single week, but we keep that format going. So I don't know, I'm open to all of these things.

I like the idea of having stakes, but it can't be like a spinning the wheel of consequence kind of thing. And then we're jumping in Lake Ontario in February. I don't want the stakes to be that high. I'm getting up your. Outside of the show. February is almost over. So well, it would have been nice to actually have the polar

punch this month. Yeah. It's fucking beautiful outside. But anyway, that's not the point. The point is that the weather. The point is we heard you. Thank you for the feedback. A ton of people voted in this.

We appreciate that. People like the competition, but there's ways to tighten it up. And I totally agree with all of that feedback. And I do appreciate it with that said, let's get into the main show today, which is Rich Voss, Bonnie McFarland. They do a show called My Wife Hates Me Now. This goes back to Sirius XM. This goes back to when Open Anthony was still on Sirius with their own channel.

And they gave these guys a show That was on serious except so I thought they're not still doing this right and if they have It's got to be way different than what it used to be Well spoiler they are still doing it and it's not different at all She really hates him it's really true at all. Testing one, two, three. Okay. I'm ready to go.

Are you ready? I guess I'm ready to go. Are we going to have to go over the rules of the podcast with you? No rules, but do you know what today is? Can you guess? I guess it's probably one of your sober days. Thirty-eight years today. I want the energy that I've got.

It really gets you pumped up for a podcast, doesn't it? Get ready to laugh, everybody. I'm catching on too, because I only listened to one other episode, not this one. But she knows what he's going to say before even says it. All right, she knows him so well at this point. He doesn't even need to be there. No, he doesn't need to be there. I'll prove that.

Also, I've noticed they cut down their intro song. It used to be a lot longer than that. So now I was just like, she really hates him. Ba-da-ba. Yeah. Weird. Okay. Thought there's going to be a story there.

At the end of the episode, they play the whole thing. Oh, I love the episode that I watch. Who the hell gets that far? It was. Yeah, no one. It was brutal. Who would know that? All right. So the show starts off with bickering.

Yay, the married couple is bickering. How fun. You could see that we're in a tough spot these days, relationship-wise. A lot of very tiny things getting on each other's nerves. Yeah, like, like the fact that I just didn't say congratulations upset him. So they're just looking for the smallest minutiae to nitpick about each other right out of the gate. And now if I was on the show, I'd be like, okay, what up? Who cares? What are we talking about today? That's not what happens at all.

In fact, that question has not brought up until 27 minutes in, but before we get to that part, let's get to some more bickering. Whoa, whoa, it didn't upset me. Oh, it was enough that you brought it up. Yeah, it's something you would have done to me. I do like you. I hate what you do.

It's like, you do it. It's like, well, if you don't like it, then you say it. I do say it. If you have an issue with it, then say it. If it doesn't, there's lots of things that you do to me that I don't do back to you just because you do it to me. It's like, that's what I say. It bothers me, but you keep going with stupid stuff.

So I mean, it is what it is. I just said congratulations. No, not that other things in life. Anyhow, 38 years. it is. I have a- I just said congratulations. No, not that. Other things in life, anyhow, 38 years. This is the type of conversation. If you're at a dinner party, you say afterwards, we're not inviting them again. I don't want to deal with this couple I've forgotten.

They think it's a show. I think it's so annoying. I don't want to be around people like this. I would say it right in front of them at the dinner table. You would, yes. I'd be polite way till afterwards. Tell my wife, no more with Richard Bonham. I know Richard's friends with Opie,

that's very exciting, but that's enough with us. What did you guys pick up on, Andy? I'll go to you first. What did you pick up on from the show? I listened to episode 540 and some people might say that the weather is the most boring thing that you could bring up to talk about in a podcast. It might.

But they're going to kick the show off with what I would consider to be the least interesting topic of all time. Whoa, testing one, two, three. Welcome to My Wife H. Me with our new table that we're using. It's amazing how nice this table is that we put our stuff on, our mics. Our stuff. They know what a table is. What's wrong with you? Well, I'm just saying. So riveting. I guess Rich's thing, his shtick or the whole point of the show,

is to be like a boring asshole. On purpose? Cause that seemingly is in over almost 500 episodes of this show. We've never once talked about the table that we're putting our shit on. No. Rick goes out or Rich goes out to a steak dinner and wants to tell you about the fork that he ate it with. Yeah. What are we doing? Well, it's like he's purposely being uninteresting as if that's the bit which I don't find to be all that entertaining. No.

I mean, I could also play that character, but I don't know that a lot of people are sending it for Patreon. Hey. I'm just going to be an uninteresting asshole. I guess if he's doing it intentionally as a straight man so Bonnie can fly off the handle at him, maybe there's something to that, but I think he's just like this, right? Yeah, I mean, they're definitely playing it up. Yeah.

Oh, look at us. We're a couple and I'm annoyed with him because he's so grouchy and I'm like, what the heck? If you don't mind, I want to keep going because this table talk continues for a couple of clips. The fact that the table is new and it's the only different and exciting thing that's happened to Rich's mundane life. It's going to supersede all the other practical needs that Bonnie wants out of the space on the table. We have our computer on it. Rich, just come on. It's a good table. Okay, Rich went and bought a table. He's very excited about it. It was $20. It's not quite right for this space.

It's perfect. You can't tell Rich that because these... Oh, of course, Bonnie's going to complain about it. I'm just saying it's like, look how far away from the seat it is. No, it's not that far. It's exactly the same distance it's in. My ass is right on the very edge of this seat. It's the seat that we have here. We need to put just a seat that goes to cross. So rather than admit that he made a bad decision with the table that he bought, he's just going to defend it because his wife doesn't like it.

I once bought a work truck to fit my ladder in and the ladder wouldn't fit in. So I just cut the ladder until I fit in the truck. That's what you do. Instead of admitting you're wrong's what you do. Yeah. Instead of admitting you're wrong. You're right. Yeah. All right, a couple more.

Rich has been keeping busy by going to Israeli pundit lectures at the local JFS or whatever the fuck he's doing now. And if you ever notice that my life is going in this direction, just hand me a gun with one bullet. Welcome, uh, oh, busy, busy, busy week. I won't speak long on it. I just went last night to see an IDF speaker, Israeli Defense Force, give a lecture. A lot of deception out there. I don't want to get into it, but... Please don't. They're coming for all of us. Who is, these rallies? Oh no!

I don't want to get into it. I didn't realize that I was watching Thanksgiving with my wife's uncle. Yeah, right. Can I at least watch Detroit lose a football game if I'm going to have to listen to this? So I was propagandized last night and it really changed my mind about everything. Well, yeah, that's how that works Lucy, please get us off the Israeli. Oh boy. All right. Well, I listened to episode 531 which was titled veganism. Oh, beautiful. Yeah, I know even better, right? So what I was kind of looking for is I think it's been six years ish since

WATP reviewed this show. It's been like what 13 years since they started it Yeah, so I was completely shocked that they still don't know how to start a show or edit anything else out Good Oh, we gotta do that every time good morning Good morning, Rich testing one two every time. Good morning. Good morning, Rich. Testing one, two, three, testing. Good morning, Rich. Good morning, Bonnie.

How you doing today? Every day I say good morning to you. You're like a... No, I go... Do you wake up in a terrible mood? No, I go, hey, what's up? I don't go, huh. So don't exaggerate right from the beginning of the podcast.

And that gets us right back into the bickering. Yep. Yeah. So that's effectively what they did the entire episode. But they also spend a lot of time talking about things that Rich hates. So in clip two, we are going to learn about how he hates timers on thermostats.

It's always cold. But now that I fixed thermostats so you can just set it. I don't like timers on thermostats because you know certain times you're colder than other times and you just want to go set it. Here's a thermostat and then you set it. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard and I listened to a lot of Rich Bostonite. What the fuck is he talking about? Yeah, well, luckily for you,

you're gonna get to find out a couple of other things that he doesn't like. Sometimes it's colder than other times and so you wanna be able to change the thermostat whether it's on a timer or not, you can. Is that how they work? Yeah, you can override the timer at any time you want to. That's really stupid.

What else does he hate? I don't like our fireplace. I don't mind it. It just hurt, you know it's a gas fireplace Where to me that's a fake. It's like the the barbecue grills. I don't like hot take. Yeah crazy pretty good stuff Completely crazy. I have a gas fireplace and I love it. You don't have to chop any wood You don't have to clean it. You don't have to chop any wood. You don't have to clean it You don't have to do shit. You just turn it on or turn it off and

Nothing to it. Yes, he's just complaining to complain about right So this is the thing that I picked up on nothing has changed since we listened to the show six years ago It's all exactly the same and they had the same fake fights on the show I want to point out this is once a week for about 45 minutes. If they wanted to come prepared with interesting content and a conversation, they could. They have plenty of time. It seems like what we're watching so far,

it seems like a daily show, maybe twice a day show, where they just like turn on the cameras. Even Aaron and April on SteelToe, at least they'll bicker from time to time, but they have other things to talk about. These people come with absolutely nothing to talk about. So yesterday, and she, don't cut me off. I was looking up, I have to fly to Vegas in April

and I was looking up prices and they were $1,000. Round trip and all they went was, Jesus Christ. You know, Essex, you know, Essex, you know, it went from like $400 to $1,000. I want to point out too, because this was driving me nuts, Bonnie the whole time is glancing over at the camera. Like the office, like get a load of this camera, right?

Can you believe it? This is my boss, huh? And I went, Jesus, holy shit. And Bonnie goes, Oh man, you're bringing negative energy. Yes. Yes. Because I'm not happy that I have to pay a thousand dollars to fly to Vegas. Yes. So instead of going, wow, that's crazy. Or that's insane. Or, wow, you're bringing the negative energy. So I said, go upstairs and play with your crystals. Okay, so this is not interesting to anyone.

And married couples sometimes fight in a way that is interesting, you ever watch cops? Fuck your husband. Like the husband tries to set the house on fire while she's sleeping, like that's cool. I can get into that. These two are just like, yeah, I said Jesus Christ and and she goes oh, it's the problem. You're so angry I'm a happy person. Oh

My god the first thing anytime you call me or text me don't believe in God I'm sitting next to a fat person. Oh, no. Oh, let me tell you Never say the audience I never say the audience sucked. They never say the audience. The green room is terrible. Other comedians are bugging me. Well, that I might say, but I never say the audience sucks. That's not true.

I saw Rich Voss at Rockchester not that long ago. And the audience did suck. He was trying to do his first bit and these women in the front row were talking the whole time and he finally scolded them and then he called body and said the audience sucks And she literally roasted the audience from the phone that was in his hand So the fact that he goes you call me you get her she goes you call me to tell me the audience sucks It's definitely true. I've seen that happen. Yes on stage. It was actually kind of funny. That's amazing It was great. What is with these guys these old guys?

It was nice. It kind of fun. That's amazing. It was great. What is with these guys, these old guys using toilet paper instead of Kleenex or napkins? This is more of a visual, but we'll explain it. Watch Rich. Oh, you said you said, Jesus, fuck. I go, what I go, what's wrong? He goes, the prices are a thousand. I go, well, I go ask the club for more money. He just pulled toilet paper.

He's got a, maybe they're in the bathroom. He's got a loose roll of toilet paper, which is already weird. I didn't say what room there is. And he just starts to wrap it around his hand and then it just takes on the whole face. Wraaaah! Why is that?

Based on the content that's coming out of his mouth, he just figured this is the appropriate thing to wipe this way out. I've been watching Stuttering John. Yeah. It's the cheapest way to clean your face. That should be the new shirt I'm gonna add. Get those fucking suit bears. Or your shirt.

Get those bears on there. Stuttering John spokesman. The bears. The bears. I'll wipe every hole on my body with this. Andy, please tell me there's more to this show than what we've been showing so far because this is so boring. I'd love to. I wipe every hole on my body with this. Andy, please tell me there's more to this show than what we've been showing so far,

because this is so boring. I'd love to. In clip four, Rich starts getting annoyed by the fact that the family dog joins the show. Luckily, there's an easy solution to the simplest of problems. Very. Why would you have your dog in here? I just wanted to take her out.

No, I mean, at this point. I'll take her out. No. I'm taking her out. What do I mean at this point. No. I'm taking her out. What do you, she's crawling under the table. She's crawling, that's a good way to get out. Look at you.

She's crawling under instead of going around. Come on, Ally. Come on, baby. Come on. Okay. Go. Yeah, maybe that table doesn't know how to call an injable. Bonnie's going to power bomb him through that table like Monday Nitro by the end of this episode.

She really doesn't like this table. They've learned nothing about podcasting. This is nonsense. So as far as I can tell, they have changed two things OK, since the last time that you talked about them. One, she has her fucking Emmy in the background of all of their videos, which is just- How did I not pick up on that? It's a pile of books there just like haphazardly thrown on there with an Emmy on top of them. Yeah. Like it's a paperweight. Yes. She has to show it. Oh, that's funny. Yeah. There's nothing else on the walls too, so it just doesn't

fit at all. And the other ones are the table? Yes. The table is new. They also, though, so I did watch the end credits, which again had that full theme song. And they now list that they have a producer, which means that theoretically somebody is helping them with this. Yeah. That's not good.

This content. The dog. That's not good. Well, Lucy, what's good about the show? I'm sure you have a few clips out here that are excited to show us. I did actually have some good stuff. We're actually going to skip to clip nine.

Okay. So something that was nice in the episode that I listened to was that they had a guest on for the first time. Oh, okay. So to set you up for this, they are going to be bickering a whole bunch more specifically about Bonnie taking care of her health by going to regular doctor visits. So Rich decides to call Dr. Steve.

Oh, I know that guy. Let's see if Dr. Steve answers. If I find blood in my stool, is this exciting for people? Yeah, I could say yes, yes. No, it's not exciting. Please answer the phone, Dr. Steve. Oh no, all right. Please answer the phone, Dr. Oh, no. All right, please answer the phone doctor Steve So in clip 10 we'll find out if the answers

It's probably with a goddamn patient Hello, hold on giving a colonoscopy right now Can you hold on can you hit? Dr. Steve yes, you're on our podcast Well, the phone is being held to the microphone. Okay. Which is the same as talking to just a rich and body at this point. These these podcasts have like 1300 views each. As long as they say up there, no one's watching this. But that's a great technique. They can't. Okay, okay. No. Okay. Well, this is because we don't usually have guests, but

now your opinion, if you can, and I'm telling Bonnie that at some point in life, you have to have a colonoscopy. Okay. Yeah. So this is not the same as having a guest. This is we were doing our shoot the shit podcast and then we called somebody bombarded him with a colonoscopy question. Well, I'm sure that receive guests this all day long. I had to imagine. This is what his lifestyle is. It's just answering the phone and they're like, hey, you're live on a podcast. I know. Settle an argument for me. But it's funny to say that because the most recent episode that I watched today, he decided to make a phone

call to another comic who just got passed at the cellar. And he called him up and did the exact same thing. Hey, you're on the my podcast. You're on the speakerphone. And they woke him up. Oh my god. It was like 10 30 in the morning. The guy's like, yeah, all right. Yeah, thanks, man. Appreciate god. It was like 10th or even the morning of the guys. Yeah, all right.

Yeah, thanks, man. Appreciate it. It was not a good spot. Not a good guest spot for him. Anything else on this episode? Yeah. So Dr. Steve at some point explains to Bonnie that we, as people, can take preventative measures in order to avoid cancer, you know, like not smoking, not drinking too much, blah,

blah, blah. But Bonnie is completely convinced that she knows better and that her diet alone can prevent cancer in clip 11. For me, it's my religion. Jesus, it's not really good cancer. Malignancy, all of those things will mitigate your risk, but also. Mitigate or complete? Like how many vegans do you know?

You know, how many vegans how many vegans do you know that have cancer besides skin cancer? All kinds of them. You know, I have vegan look it up. It's not true. Whoa. Yeah. Yeah. Vigans are the most annoying fucking assholes on the planet. She could be more wrong about that.

Right. The real answer to that is if you live long enough, you will have some kind of cancer. That is true, yeah. So if vegans make you live forever, then you're more likely to get cancer based on that. And you might not die from it. You might get something that's treatable, but my wife put together a course about cancer.

It was the most depressing course that she ever had to deal with I imagine the person that was the expert in that that I mean, that's how I know that right Not to bring everybody down Veganism is an odd diet because it's mostly based on concern for animals So like I understand vegetarians people do it for different reasons Vegans almost a hundred percent of the time. It's like they're very concerned about the animals and cruelty and shit like that Yeah, so why that translates into I can't get cancer now Absurd doesn't give you super power. That's how that works at all

You can still eat french fries every fucking day all day long and aside from that You're bothering dr. Steve for this. Shut the fuck up and show some respect. Yeah, yeah. He's got a dying patient. Yeah, don't they say what he's taking his time to do here? He's the expert. Yeah.

He's got to close the eyes on a dying patient right now. Yeah. He's a very busy man. Don't interrupt as hobbies. Alright, anything else with this adventure that we're on right now? Those were the best moments of the one that I checked out with Dr. Steve. Okay, well then since you're showing us the exciting parts, I'll show you boring story time. This is the Rich Boss we've all grown to hate.

Because Rich Boss was fantastic, I don't mean Anthony loved him as a guest. I've seen him do stand up many, many times. Oh, should I hit a photo of me and him? I was going to pull in for this show and I forgot to do that. Who's who? Well, it's a funny photo. Maybe I'll pop it in a post who were at best. It's a funny photo because it was during the pandemic.

So we both had a poor masks down to take the picture. And I went to the mic. Hey, Rich Carl from WTP, great show tonight. And then we take the picture and he's just making a face like, go fuck yourself. He seemed very enthusiastic to, to meet me. But this is what we hate about him. It's boring fucking story time. I had, I had an early morning flight and I said, you know what? I can't do it anymore.

So I switched my flight to 1130 and I'm talking to the guy from United. I think he was in either Taiwan or China. Who cares? Well, because they don't know the rules. They. You're outsourced. Again, I'm telling you, he's like, oh, let me put that in there. Into my vortex of anger. That could come back and help me get angry later. No, I'm not angry. Okay, somebody with an accent. Okay, good. I didn't say with an accent.

I might be able to get angry at this. I didn't say accent, I said outsource, that doesn't know all the rules. What is this story? Because I know the story. I sat and listened to you talk to the guy. It was very lovely, very nice. No, that was a different one and he was great.

So this guy is changing flights because he's a comedian who tours around. And he's like, oh, this is good stuff. I'll save this one for the podcast. And thank God we have our classic Bonnie there with her cares and her it's boring as Shit, but anyone doesn't know why we have those drops of the board. It's the first time we listen to this show So that's Bonnie's role on the show is to tell her husband that he's very boring

but what can be more boring to talk about than possibly changing flights, talking to someone who has an accent overseas when you're trying to do that? Well, what about, I don't know, your keto diet? Oh, good. Is my face looking skinnier? Why would you want your face to be skinnier? Not my face, just my,

this is day three with like no carbs. And I mean I guess the most carbs I have is a banana, which has 22 grams of carbs. But that's nothing. Your body, when people on a daily basis eat about 55 to 65% of their foods are carbs. Fascinating, du Guam. And maybe because she's a vegan, she's like, all right, people like this contest. I'll let him slide with how many grams of carbs he's eating and how many there are in a banana. That's pretty exciting.

Welcome to Carbcast, everybody. Yeah. How many carbs are in everything? Right. Why don't they just call this, My Husband is Boring. Instead of, My Wife Hates Me, because that would be a better description of what's going on. And I assume this is like Rich's Stick now is just how mundane can I be when I'm having a conversation.

Now, why do people have a podcast? Anyone who's listening to the show goes, Why are we even listening to this? They're both comics. They're both comedians There should be some jokes Let's start with Bonnie. She's got a joke for us. It's like there's a I had a rip in my pants pocket. I

Turned my pants inside out. We called out a wife All your money goes down there for her. All your money goes down there? What's that? I'm trying to get you like. So you're. Yeah, you get you riffing your Jesus the same as having a wife like all your money goes. Oh. Explaining it does not make it any fun.

Oof. Well, Rich is a funny guy, though, right? He'll have a better joke than that, I would imagine. Dude, love when I get a rip in my jeans. She runs into her sewing room and puts on her visor like she has one of those visors that you wear, like if you're going to gamble somewhere, like she's a dealer and she like gets her sewing thing and goes bring it in. Bring it in and she has a line of people outside that she'll mend clothing for.

Not that that's not funny. That's not true. I try to be funny. Sometimes it doesn't work but I admit it. Yeah. Sometimes it doesn't work. Sometimes it's just not working at all. Tell jokes.

You know I had a joke in my episode. Oh, you don't want to play for us? Yeah, yeah, I do. So they're talking about setting up their new house in clip six and they start arguing about the pronunciation of leisure. So we both get the bickering and the only joke of the episode. However, now that we're in this house, I feel like, ah, we can unpack at our leisure, but you don't feel that way.

You're always like getting it done. Like you want every room in the house done. I like to enjoy the house. But it's for your room. And first of all, it's leisure, not leisure. He was an actor. Go ahead. Who's, what?

Are you talking about Keith Ledger. Who's the loser? Did she say Keith Ledger? I'm the Rolling Stones. Yep. The fuck is going on right now? Yep. Why does that sound like shit too?

Is it something like that before I just didn't notice it? Yeah. There's a lot of static going on there. The producer is not doing a very good job. Yeah, I was gonna say. Well, I'm glad that you brought that up because that actually brings us to the big joke of the show from my episode.

You know what's the big joke of the show because they named the episode this. So right after Rich had that swing and a miss, he decides, all right, that wasn't very funny. I'll just transition into telling a story. And Rich always has the best stories What did I have a good time in Arizona? Oh? Boy, this is this is the time we've all been waiting for rich lists things that he did well going on the road

Go ahead. Here we go. We should add some music. Well, I like to thank True north where we played golf Thursday. The course is immaculate. True North. It's what? Immaculate. Immaculate. Yeah. What do you think it's called? Now, you're right.

So the name of this episode is immaculate, of course, because that's the thing is that Rich says really dumb things a lot. And so that's like, what's funny about this show is the body goes, oh, you're an idiot. It was pretty funny. Yeah, I mean, he is pretty stupid. So the other thing I want to point out though is that they do talk like a couple. And when you are dealing with a couple, they're always watching TV shows together and shit. And you don't understand their frame of reference or where

they're coming from. It's so bad. And I hate the way I look and so I'm sorry. Don't we all? I know. So you're gonna look pretty again. Oh my God. The guy said that in the TV show. Yes. Oh my God. The guy said that in the TV show. Yes. And what did he say? She said, I'm not as pretty as I used to be. And he said, you will be again.

Jesus, that guy's a creep. So yeah, True North was amazing. Remember that TV show we saw? That guy said that thing? Yeah, I should do. It felt very sincere. Yeah, it did a little bit. But this is what we picked up on last time

is that Rich just wants to talk about golfing. So Rich is like, I just did a comedy show out in Arizona, and we went to a golf course. Oh, fuck. Fuck me. What did you do on the front night? Rich, tell us about the back night. Andy, what else did he talk about in the episode you checked out?

Speaking of jokes that happen on the show, Rich is going to switch topics and Bonnie, you can see this slight against her coming five miles away. Is this number six? Yes. We saw a great cartoon today. Oh boy, here we go. This is where we're at in our lives. Go ahead, tell a great cartoon. I'm I'm verbal.

Sure, it's like negative towards me. Oh, yeah, the call you know, the cartoon artist goes, oh, what can I write about Bonnie to a cartoon? Do you really think that's what I meant? This was like having a conversation with him where he just completely just doesn't have normal human conversations. Oh, yeah, the cartoonist drew a picture of you. No obviously you're sharing it because it resonates with you about something that your

wife has done. I'm sure that's what the cartoon is. Go ahead to tell what the cartoon is. No, Christian. You're gonna... Okay. Yeah so this must happen once a month when he gets his analog tactile version of Playboy and he flips to the end where they have the cartoons and he's going to describe what he saw on the back of the pages that are stuck together. Clip 7 is the pay off. Wow, Uncle Rich, you're so cool. Clip 7 is the payoff to this cartoon story.

Go ahead, because I'd like people to know. Go ahead. Old guy's for his wife. Okay. Here we go. Yeah Well Said for 30 years you've been correcting me she goes 31 It's kind of funny Yeah, we wanted to tell you again, do you understand? It's funny that I actually corrected you before you even did it. Like, I know you that well.

Body wasn't going to like that no matter what. That's not bad, though. Yeah, it's pretty good. But if he didn't deliver it like stuttering John reading a super chat, you're a fucking stand-up comedian. I do feel like I'm out to dinner with these two. And she's looking at me saying, he's like this all the time. It's like, honey, you're gonna get my bill

in your mail if you keep this up, you know? All right, Andy, you wanna plow through the rest of what you brought for us today? Let's just skip to number nine. This was the clip that summed this up, this entire run of a podcast for me. Yeah, it's weird about you. Everything.

Well, you're not entirely self-aware,-aware you know why what am I doing now? You're literally staring at yourself, but you could see that you're not like in a good position Is that better no because your mic's now not in your mouth. Oh It's not supposed to be in my mouth. Whatever, at your mouth. All right, what can we talk about? We have nothing to say. Last week, we had a great podcast. This week, we have nothing. Yes. Whose fault is that? What was last week's episode? Yeah, I was going to say, what'd we miss? Maybe that was the vegan episode. That was pretty exciting. Talked to Dr. Steve and everything. Great. Pretty cool shit. We'll zap it on this episode, Lucy.

Oh, we had a really great ad read for a meal delivery service. In clip seven, Bonnie is gonna take the lead, but Rich is going to make the most compelling point about why you should use this service. Just so great. And it teaches them how to cook. It's like so easy to sort of like follow these recipes

or these big cards that have everything like illustrated on it and it's really, really great. And it also- I like the salmon. Yeah, I totally can miss. I like turtle. I like turtle. Yeah.

It's like brain dead at this point. He said on the show, saying he's 38 years sober. You would think some of these brain cells would regenerate or something, but what do I know? I'm not a scientist. Absolutely not. So they continued this bad ad read for three and a half minutes, which I am sure was not contractually obligated.

Sure. But they were having so much fun with it. They were having such a great time with it. And they were really compelling, and I really wanted to order it. And they want to remind the listener that they have actually used and loved this product in clip eight. When you hear on radio, when radio hosts, you know, promote a product and you know they don't use it, we used this.

We did use it and we liked it. And we'll use it again. Yeah. So like, this isn't just it was good the salmon was delicious I Like that there's that's very telling we did use this yeah, and we liked it So you got a free trial yeah, because that's what happens when you get a sponsor and then you went I'm good Yeah, no she jumped in and said, and we will again.

Oh, we're willing to pay for it. That's a fucking dummy. What I love the most was the price. Yeah, he's charging me. I won't like it. Yeah, it's salmon. I don't know if this is a selling point for a meal delivery service. No, it's not. And all that was just salmon.

At some point during the ad read, she's talking about, it's not. And all that was just salmon. At some point during the ad read, she's talking about, she's like, oh yeah, there are 40 different meal options every single week and all he does is talk about the salmon. I'm like, okay, so you had one meal. What about the cod? Yeah. Cods get no love over here. We had a fish lunch. All right, anything, Lucy, before I tie this one up. That was all of the fun that I had. Okay. So Rich goes to the same podcasting school as one Greg Opie Hughes. As you can see. Oh god, look at my hungry. Okay, let's let's get a

clip and then we'll we still got seven minutes Why do you like what is that? Then it's like 45 minutes. That's a good podcast. We're only at like oh, we got six minutes. So still rich is just like opi Trying to fill time. That's the most important thing. So it's it's quantity not quality for him Also, I've never heard and I listened to a lot of podcasts for many years. I've never heard anyone say 45 minutes at the sweet spot for a podcast episode. Oh, you're in the zone then. 45 minutes of podcast episode. Maybe 46.

What's he talking about? That's brand new on me. But he looks down at the clock and he goes, you know, Bonnie, we do this once a week and we've only done 38 minutes. So I guess we got to keep talking brother other six or seven. We've only done it 13 years. Yeah. So okay. Well, what are we going to talk about? Probably the most exciting thing anyone could talk about. A little other. It's going to be 60 degrees next week here, 70 degrees. It's getting warm. Spring is coming. We got to take the thing off the pool. I wonder if we

call them and set up an appointment to open the pool. You know, it's heated. You can go in and like, what are you staring at? You're weirdo. I'm waiting for this to be done. We could turn it, we could open it in like May and heat it, right? We like to end with conversations we should have had after the podcast is over. Well, no, because people would say, oh yeah, we open our pool in April. You could Google it. These, okay, okay. Conversations we could have googled. No, our fans are, maybe one of our fans has a pool and we, you know, the advice.

Thank you guys. No, I'm not done. We appreciate it. Yeah. Save that for a bonus episode. Something patron got that to me. Weather talk, making appointments, segment head at all. Making appointments. Wow. So I'm waiting for this to be done. I need your life to be done. This marriage. This is what she to be done. Yes. This marriage. I didn't suppose she's waiting out, seems like. Joe Dicker has been a member for seven months.

And Joe Dicker says, winner this week, Lucy type box, losers, the audience, FTWO, LTBWO, APQWO, PCWO. Not sure I understand everything that just happened there, but that doesn't matter. I understood it. That doesn't matter because it's time for our Bridge of the Week. Bridge of the Week.

And this one comes in from our boy Adam Thoreau. And Adam Thoreau was checking out, Girls Gone Deep. What's that, you wonder? It's another one of these girls bragging about being horse shows. He says, here is a clip from a long drawn out story and only have one question. How loose is this woman's butthole? Oh my god. Like I was afraid to let it go. Like the whole thing was going to go in there. Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck? This has never happened to me. My ass just swallowed this frickin' butt plug.

So I go, oh my God. I'm like, help me, help me, the butt plug. It's inside of me and I don't wanna let it go. And I started to legit like freak out a little bit. So my question is, has that ever happened to you, Andy? It happened to Shane Gillis on SNL. What did you think about Shane Gillis on SNL? I talked you think about she goes on SNL? I talked about it with Drew and Mike.

Yeah, I listen to that. And I thought I thought you guys were pretty spot on with your take. He did seem a little nervous off the jump. The the seem nervous. Well, he said it out loud. Yeah, most of us have ever been. He said that during the mile. And I thought the the gags were hit or miss.

You know, it's usually every bit is good for one minute. And then it goes on for five. Yeah. When you're done with it. Yeah. The whole show should be a half hour. Right. It would be way better. Yeah. Just like get to it. All right. I have to give you a quick update on Brandon Schaub.

Oh, boy. We covered him. The most recent episode we covered toon town. And that's the show where he was learning how to drift. I'm ready to put a helmet on. He was going around the guy. He was drifting in that car, that BMW. Yeah.

And then he goes, I get it. So he hops in his truck and then it starts to turn a little bit. I saw some dust pick up, I think. I get it. So he hops in his truck and then it starts to turn a little bit. It's awesome dust pickup. I think. So this just came out. This was on his Instagram where I don't think he's very good at drifting. Here he is driving his truck. You're watching him drive his truck. He's trying to do it. Yeah. I'm going to make a quick. Go shit.

Drive his truck. He's trying to do it. Yeah, I'm gonna make a quick Whoa, go shit! Oh no. Driving and marching calls to the SOS service provided by the manufacturer. To cancel, press the SOS for cancel button. That was the walling out of his truck. Starting SOS call. Pulled himself out of the truck that's now upside down. What?

It looks like you've been in a crash. I will start insulting you. called non-successful, as OS system will continue to retry. Why do you think you should have a show about cars or content? Oh, my goodness. Ha ha ha ha. Are there people in the backseat talking? So he posted this. Yeah.

No, you hear him outside with a producer or cameraman or something? Oh. Because he posted this and said, new toon town coming out. I guess it was the tease to the next episode and you're probably thinking because we couldn't see where he was driving We just see that he's making a turn and also in this car flips over There's probably a lot of obstacles you probably like an obstacle course going up a hill or something like that

Here's the photo of the truck Yeah, in the middle of a flat surface the middle of of nowhere. You just fucking flipped it out of its top. Wow. You didn't even have a seatbelt on. Fucking moron. Yeah, but I mean, you're there. There are bags. There are bags for their forum. So is that a rear wheel drive car?

Like your head like. Just say. Don't you need to have like a rear wheel drive to drift a car you do you kid you can't drift a car with an all-wheel drive truck He can't drift a car no matter what Zero evidence he can do with anything in one of those remember the big wheels We used to have his kids that you couldn't help a drift because I got no traction. Yeah, he wouldn't do it on that fucking idiots So got no traction. Yeah. He wouldn't be able to do it on that. Fucking idiot. So that's our update. Funny shit. I see that.

Yeah, that's British just best comedy bit right there. Flipping his truck upside down. All right, with that, I'm happy to say I have a segment for us today that I'm very excited about with a brand new stinger for it. with a brand new stinger for it. Joe, Joe, Joe, Joe. The Maddening Show. I was like, why don't I do the singer?

His song is already a joke. It's already goofing out. I'll just use that. Sleepy Joe. So Joe Madderys just dropped yesterday on YouTube. Episode number 18, it's go time. This dropped so yesterday was the 27th. And I just want to point out the scroll on the bottom of this video and he gets into promoting it is for his stand-up show on February 24th.

Joe has bad at everything, literally everything he's bad at and so what he's excited about in this episode, he's got a lot to talk about. He's ready for a big day. We got a lot, a lot of shit to talk about today. A lot of shit to talk about today. It's all on my list. It's all on my list. I'll even try to make eye contact with you right there. Is that where you are? Is that you? Is that you out there? Good stuff. We dropped this tiny list. He had a note card. He had a single note card. We got a lot to talk about today, guys. We dropped this tiny list. Yeah. You got a note card. You got a single note card. We got a lot to talk about today, guys.

There's just a lot on here. I have two or three bullet points. A lot to get into. I'm sure it's as brilliant as the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame item of God Only Knows written on a cocktail napkin. I'm sure it's going to be that compelling. All of the best preparation is done on a on a

half ply piece of toilet paper. Right. That you hold up and say, look, I actually thought about the show. Paul McCartney's yesterday. Yeah. Yes, for sure. It's going to be quite compelling. But there's a reason why he wrote down some bullet points for this one. We have no guest today. No guest, which is kind of cool. I kind of like it. I kind no guest today. No guest, which is kind of cool. I kind of like it. I kind of like it.

I kind of like just talking right to you guys, dealing with the comments, answering in the moment and all that stuff. Are you trying to convince yourself? The grass is green. The grass is green. The grass is green. You're not convincing me.

I've never heard someone who enjoys it it say, I kind of like it. You know, it's kind of cool. I've never described getting oral sex from a nine as being kind of cool. I kind of like it. Yeah. You'd be more into it than that. Not having to ask someone if I've met them before or if they met me. We're going to get into that.

Oh, okay. We're going to get into that, guys. But before we get into that, I want to point out that Joe is very happy with his soundboard. This is right out of Patrick Michael's playbook right here. And no booing. I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, no booing. So what do we want to talk about right at the top of this episode? I don't know, you tell me, this is your show.

That comes canned in like the cheapest piece of shit interface that you can buy, which I'm sure Patrick Michael owned at one point. Yeah, it's probably the same thing. Can I ask, are we covering Patrick Michael in any single way? No, there is a new episode out, but I didn't get a chance to check it out.

I saw him on live last night. Oh yeah? He was on camera talking to the chat to four other people and me. Cool. Did you talk to him? I sent a message, yeah. We were talking about the Willy Wonka,

who's the seven deadly sin of all the people in Willy Wonka? Okay, yeah. And just whatever, you know, Augustus is glut. He, I said Grandpa Joe is sloth. Yeah, right? That's good. I don't think that was supposed to be, but yeah. But yeah, he was on there. He's trying is my point. He had a topic. Yeah. He was discussing a topic. And he wasn't screaming at the chat. He wasn't ignoring the chat. He was on camera. Okay. He's doing a good job over there. All right. Was he hitting his sound board at all? No. No. Okay. So he's more mature than Joe Matarizas at this point of his podcasting career. That's good to know. So Joe's pulling up the chats that are coming in and with the software he's using, he can resize the little window of

the chat and move it around and stuff like that so he's playing around with that and he can't help himself this is how you know someone's a hack when they can't stop themselves from making this joke. I'm trying to make these bigger this week see how we do these oh yeah make them a little let's make them like kind of long and skinny I like them long and skinny. That's what she said. Opie, well, that's what she said. It's also not what she said ever. No, she didn't say that.

She was joking. That was a joke when she said that. But this whole thing where, and that was the, what's the guy from the office, Michael Scott, that was the whole point is that the guy's such a loser. he can't stop himself from making that joke every time something sounds vaguely sexual. And Joe Matarice is the same retard.

You would think he's a professional comic, but no, he has to make the, that's what she said, joke. So he reads this chat, not even a super chat, and addresses it. How about you take some audience calls and we figure out what's going on with this crooked contract you signed for your agent? Now, what do you mean by that, spooky? Spooky Sammy? Uh... If that is your name. I didn't even sign it.

Well, I'm your agent and I ripped you off. Well, so the way he starts this, you would think that my first thought was why are you even reading it then if there's no merit to this question. But then... Well, I didn't even sign a contract with my agent. And as of about a week ago, him and I are no longer working together. We split up admirably and here's to me being free. I'm going to start doing this on the episodes.

We'll start with a different bourbons every week. I'm free of having a guy who gets me work. Could you imagine being Joe Matarice's agent? You're getting 10% of MLC money. Yeah. Did Kevin Brennan Venmo you yet? Because I need 10% of that. Yeah. $220. I admired how amicable it was and then I pounded two-thirds of a bottle of bourbon. Well again, he's changing the format. Now it's a bourbon drinking show. He cannot just stay in a lane. He can't pick anything. He just keeps trying different things. Drinks it out of his shoe.

All right, now that's OP. That would be certainly an OP thing to do. But this is a Southern John thing to do. It's almost like he's trying to find new ways to fail just for us. I don't want to watch this. But for some reason, you know, I just noticed my logo shut off. Let me turn my logo back on. Oh, I just noticed my logo shut off. Let me turn my logo back on. So if you're just listening right now, behind Joe, there's a TV screen that just has his logo on it. But then it went to the screensaver. So you just see the Samsung logo bouncing around and he sees that he's looking back. So he's going to fix this very quickly.

You want any problems at all? Oh, I had it. I had it. I had it. I had it. He needs rich and boundy's producer. HDMI for now he's going through different screens. He's fighting folders. Better. There it is. There we go. I don't know why I can't get that to lock on forever.

It goes for about an hour and then it goes into sleep mode. Well, there's definitely a setting for that. I can't get that to lock on forever. It goes for about an hour and then it goes into sleep mode. Well, there's definitely a setting for that. But also TVs aren't supposed to just show an image forever. They'll actually have the screen get burned out, which is why there's a screen saving that there's any other thing you could use to have your logo behind you. But at what point in the show was this? He just said that it times out after an hour. This was 20 minutes.

So yeah. So he had it up there for a while Before he started so he's got to do a lot of prep work right well. He had that whole note card full notes So he's probably Going over that for quite some time So you know he's telling stories the chest not that active no one watches this show I love this thing where he's like no guest I'm just gonna talk to you guys. Just whatever you guys wanna talk about. So then he just sits there going,

all right, what did I do? So I guess he took his, for Presidents week, the kids are off of school. So he's taking his kids to look at colleges. And he goes to Seton Hall. But he's got a problem with that. We weren't that impressed with Seton Hall, to be honest. It was a little too religious.

Some of these Catholic or Jesuit colleges, it's like, I don't know, there's holy, dude, there was holy water. Did you guys know that Catholic and Jesuit colleges are religious? With holy water? Even too religious, you might say. So what? There's like Jesus and stuff here at this Catholic college? Since when? Yeah, we're probably gonna look somewhere else that never mind. Notre Dame, here we come. So for whatever reason, they didn't do even the basic research before visiting the campus. I like that like holy water's like, oh, you gotta get the fuck out of here. This is not for us. It's Bernie. Oh, he's got a show coming up, as I mentioned. He's got a show coming up this weekend, except for it was last weekend

because the show didn't launch until yesterday. But as he's doing it live for the eight viewers who are watching it, he's promoting a show he has coming up in Cherry Hill, New Jersey, just outside of Philadelphia. And I think it's going to go very well for him. But we're doing a show at this JCC that's around the corner from the high school I graduated from in 1985. They have 500 seats.

So that can be a fucking unbelievable payday if I can sell it out. If I could sell out 500 seats this Saturday, I will kick some ass. Hold on a second. So it's in a couple days. It seats 500. It's a JCC. And you don't know if it's going to sell out or not. It's not.

Yeah. You're talking to eight people. It's not going to sell out Joe. It could be great or it could look like 20 people in a 500 seat theater. It might look really, really bad. I just love the optimism there. Yeah. He's 56 years old.

He's just like, and by the way, it's gonna be a big payday for me. Have you talked to the venue? Do you know when he's seen you've sold so far? You should. You probably do. Well, he's okay with eight viewers. And the world has billions of people. He'll do an hour for eight viewers.

Like you said, I like his optimism. There's 500 seats. There's an opportunity there. That's pretty cool. I think he's mostly just lucky that he's not going to have to share all those profits like his optimism. He's like, give us 500 seats. There's an opportunity there. That's pretty cool. I think he's mostly just lucky that he's not going to have to share all those profits with his agent. That's true. Yes. That's a bonus form.

He's very excited about it. OK. So this is where he starts coping. The fact that he doesn't have any guests. And I don't want to pat myself on the back. But it turns out we might have something to do with this. Let me put it on camera. I do like the no guests.

As if you go look on YouTube, there's a lot of different guys out there that like are trolling my podcast. And I laugh because they just shit on me and it's like funny to me. And I forget which episode it was. It was two episodes ago they posted and said, I'm the worst podcast interviewer of all time. And I agree. And that's why I'm happy that I don't have a guest today

because I do. I do suck. I suck at interviewing. I used to be good at it. I don't know what happened. You don't know what happened. Well, you have to come prepared. You have to be interested in your guests and you have to want it to be entertaining. So, you know how many of those things going on? That's what happened. But I love the fact because that was a video that we posted that he's the worst interviewer of all time.

And he's watching and he's just like, oh, yeah, I'm not good with guests. And so this is crazy to me because he's had many guests on his show over the past few weeks. And you would think he wouldn't want to shit on them. Consider this is a young podcast, episode 18 here. You don't want to have a reputation for being a guy who shits on guests that come on the show. It's like, it's just like stand up comedy.

Like the audience knows when you're sick of a joke and the audience also knows when you don't have curiosity about the guest. So if you're a person that doesn't have curiosity, don't have guests. Don't interview them unless it's gonna be someone you are really curious about. And let's face it, you see how many people are watching me live right now, I don't have enough fans that I can get somebody

that I would give a shit about them. Wow! I got that. That's awful. I've caused people to see some crazy shit over the years, but that's gotta be up there, right? The fact that he sees he sucks at interviewing, so he decides to throw all of his guests

under the bus. It's not my fault. Who gives a shit about these people? Yeah, you'd be bad at interviewing too. Yeah, right. What do you want me to do? Pretend I give a shit about my guests? Do some research ahead of time?

Get me some guests. Pretend they're funny? You booked them? I can't. I can't believe it. Get me some guts. Pretend they're funny. You booked them. I can't, I can't believe, I appreciate the honesty. Don't get me wrong. I love that he said that. I can't believe he said that. You broke him.

This is the beginning. Yeah, didn't take much. And we weren't done. Yeah, no, we were just getting started. This is the beginning of the yet for him. It's no longer fixing Joe, it's breaking Joe. Well then we can fix him again. Rebuilding Joe. So that works out can fix them again. Rebuilding Joe.

So that works out well. So he continues to pile on. He doubles and triples down on how shitty his guts have been. This is insane. So I get these comedians with big social media followings that can pack a comedy club who nobody's ever heard of and I haven't heard of.

First off, how does that work? They have a huge social media following. They pack clubs and no one's ever heard of that. Do you hear the words coming out of your mouth, Joe? This is retarded. If you haven't heard of them, stop asking if they've met you before. Didn't I see you at Gotham in 2004? I don't know, Joe. I don't know, Joe. Right. I don't know. You did that, Joe, about your period?

I don't know. That's what was happening. So, you know, it's nice having them on when you need a guest, but I think a nice balance, maybe a guest, then not a guest or, you know. Never a guest. What I'm saying? But it's got to be somebody that you give a shit about and

Hard for me to give a shit about somebody that never met my life. And that's why he's drinking the bourbon now alone Unbelievable hard for me to give a shit about so I never met in my life Don't most people interview people they've never met in their life if they are the host of a show Yeah, why don't you have a lot of questions for somebody you knew nothing about? Yes, you should. You could. It seems like a no-brainer. Immediately every guest is just like, hey, do you know me?

Do I know you? It's not about you, Joe. Tell them a joke I already heard. The Ravlo School of Interviewing. Yes. Unbelievable. This guy comes out and just slams every guest he's ever had on the show.

Rather than take responsibility, which he almost did. He almost did. He's right. I'm bad at interviewing. I used to be good. I'm not anymore. But the reason is, these guests. Holy shit. Who's going to interview these with Tarant? It's not the host job to say the guests were bad.

It's the super chatters in the audience. Right. This episode sucked because Andy was on it. We got it. Right. Go to Patreon with that kind of information on your show. So this is crazy. He keeps going with this. They're selling out clubs because they got good tick talks. But if you watch them do stand up, you're like, eh, eh. The balls on this guy. Yeah, we've seen your stand up, you're like, eh, eh.

The balls on this guy. Yeah, we've seen your stand up. Yeah. Mutzurell. Yeah. Something came out of your ass. Mutzurell. Yeah.

The balls on this guy to say that these comics don't have very good stand up routines. When he's going around doing the 93.7% Italian comedy tour and he has to let me know that I'm an idiot for making fun of that as well. going around doing the 93.7% Italian comedy tour. And yes, to let me know that I'm an idiot for making fun of that as well. So I did that show Saturday night. packed house Italian 93.7 Italian comedy tour that these trolls out there that are making fun of my podcast, they're making I laugh I laugh to

make it fun of my comedy tour. I'm like it fucking sells out every time They're like oh, he's doing a dumb Guido tour. You know how much money I just made on that dumb Guido tour Over and over and over again that I keep doing It reminds me so much of a friend of mine He used to go comedians always tell you to stop doing what works of a friend of mine who used to go, comedians always tell you to stop doing what works. It's the same way in the comedy business. The shit that you get ripped on about

is the shit that works. Hold on, comedians always tell you not to do what works. And you know what, who else says that? Comedians. Be so much of a friend of mine who used to go, comedians always tell you to stop doing what works. It's the same way in the comedy business.

The shit that you get ripped on about is the shit that works. How's he gonna double down on this? I don't know, but this is insane. This is hack. This is never making fun of you because talking about, can you believe these guys will leave the vowel off the end of words?

They think they're so Italian? That's a hack premise. The fact that you pronounce your name, Marterisee, and you did three minutes on how much pussy you would have gotten in fourth grade if your last name was Marterisee instead of Marterisee. That's hack, Joe. And I know you're sweetening the club. I know you're not getting that many laughs. And that's why we're goofing on it.

Oh, but I sold out. Okay, you tricked a bunch of people to come see you because they're also are obsessed with their heritage. Good job. Congratulations. What am I supposed to do? Write new material? Yeah.

Shit, the old shit works. I'm just gonna keep doing that over and over again. Speaking of the old shit over and over again. We're going to do a quick thing on Suttering John. I did a segment yesterday on the bonus show. We put it up on YouTube for everyone to see. John is not suing me, but he's suing Vince the lawyer who then will be forced to sue me and Julie wants John sues him. That's how it works, Carl. I know. You know what? I'm so stupid. I feel like that's convoluted and retarded. But that's how stupid I am. The fact that he goes on and says,

I don't think what I'm suing him for is correct, but I want him to sue the guy I don't like. The fact that he says that on a show makes me think that he's gonna lose the case, but I must be the idiot here for thinking that. That's why he's the judge and the law talking guy. Ha ha ha ha. John is so stupid.

It's unbelievable. And what's crazy is he revealed to Vince the lawyer on his show this week that when he was working at Salvation Army, if you guys remember this, he was giving back to the community. He was doing community service because it's what it's the right thing to do. He was driving the truck. What else are we here for? For Salvation Army. And then all of a sudden we get a full reveal with just a little bit of prodding Although Carl apparently I had a new theory about what like that somehow

Either I'm at salvation army again. I don't know he has some why do you say that initially was that a joke? Or were you actually volunteering there? No, I was volunteering there. You sound like you're lying to me. There's indication of deception to me. So you were volunteering at the Salvation Army. Well, okay, I am lying. I was getting paid. Yeah, what was the, what was it? It was just a gig or like a Christmas? Because Christmas time, you know, so they needed extra help. Yeah, John, never be embarrassed about having to work or make money.

It's like not it's something. But what was your job title there, Santa? No, no, no, no, I was because you would be a good Santa. I was just I was just loading the trucks because, you know, because everything gets delivered, like all this shit. Loading the trucks. Listen, everyone's got to do what they got to do to get by. I'm not ragging on anyone. Stuttering John brags about

his resume nonstop. He was the writer on the tonight show, a writer for the Howard Stern show. Don't even get me started on that rose and that pro football arm wrestling contest. We all know all the credits loading a truck and your truck. Yeah, loading the truck. Yeah. Is this the cream of the crop in the warehouse? The people who are loading the truck. I know that at UPS, that's where you start.

It's an entry level thing that nobody wants to do. And they require you to do it because nobody wants to do it. I know from stories I have a few friends who drive trucks for a living. I know from stories they tell me that the guys in the warehouse who load the trucks are often fired in a few weeks because they're on crack cocaine when they show up to work. They steal booze. They're getting loaded. they're passed out at their job. And I hear about it because they're like, I had a little moon fucking truck. Yeah, right.

Because I was going to say a Spanish name, but I won't do that. Marcus. Paco. Marcus was passed out. And Brian. Yeah. Don't get me started on Brian, that drug addict. Yeah, they're the most miserable first people to call out first people to walk off the job. Yeah, it's not a fun job. It's a thankless shitty. It's a thankless. It's like being a mover without the drive.

So yes, it sucks. And they need people to load the trucks so it gets shipped out to different locations. How'd you get that job? Because they need help. I mean, there was a... No, but how'd you find out about the job? Yeah. Good question. How did you find out about the job at Salvation Army?

Were you shopping there? Also when he asked if he was Santa, he's like, oh no, no. And I thought he was saying, no, I would never stoop to that. But he's like, no, I could never get that game. Right? You can't be maybe in a few years. You gotta have chops. Yeah.

And I like the part where he said, oh, I put all the shit on the truck. Oh, you mean all the donated goods that are going to people that need them? Yes, the shit. All the stuff I couldn't afford. Yeah. Because I drove past the fucking place and it said, you know, we need help. Like immediately, whatever.

It was like a help wanted. You always know when John's lying, when he starts stuttering, he does not stutter. John is not a stutterer. When he starts stuttering, it's cause he's making shit up on the fly. And he's very bad at it. I was just driving by and then, you know,

I don't know if you know this, but there's not a lot of help wanted signs. There are everywhere, John. Every fucking place has of help wanted signs. There are everywhere John. Every fucking place has a help wanted sign. So you're a dishwasher? Yeah, but I was driving by Pete's three of Oodles and there's a help wanted sign. What's it gotta do?

Yeah, cause Carl was saying that you were shopping there and that's how you saw the help wanted sign. No, I wasn't shopping there. I would always drop stuff off there. Another towel scratching the face. Did you see that? I heard you were shopping there and immediately, I'm not fidgety. What do you mean? I was at Family Dollar and you know, I'm going through underwear like hand over fence. I gotta get a discount somewhere. What am I gonna buy brand new underpants? You saw the help wanted sign.

No, I wasn't shopping there. I would always drop stuff off there. So if I drop off or pick up. Now you're being a dick. No, I swear in my life I would drop like clothes. So it started with he was driving by and then wait, were you shopping there? No, I go to Salvation Army would drop like clothes. So it started with he was driving by

and then wait were you shopping there? No, I go to Salvation Army to drop off. Yeah, another. So the story's already changed. Another tell I swear on my life. I swear on my life. He's sworn on so many fucking lives already. Yeah.

No wonder Magneto's no longer with us. He's about to say I drop clothes off there. Yeah, yeah. Okay, who wants his shirts? Well hold on he's gonna explain longer with us. He's about to say, I drop clothes off there. I think he's buddy. OK, who wants his shirts? Well, hold on. He's going to explain this to us. He's going to explain this to us. No, I swear in my life I would drop like clothes off

because I have so many free shirts that people give me for some reason. John has so many free shirts that people give him for some reason. Although he only wears the same six shirts at his show. And you always know how many weeks have got by before the Ukraine shirt comes back out again. But he has so many shirts he's just giving them away. Okay. He's giving him sweatpants that fit. Yeah, I told my mom my dimensions. Probably got three boxes of medium tonite show shirts that he stole from Jay Leno that he's bringing in

and getting a tax write off for so you can these are sure. Scan that he's running. Yeah. For some reason and like clothes that didn't fit anymore or you know. Okay. Kids clothes that didn't fit. I didn't I didn't give them to Shuli or Doug Goodstein. I just gave them to army.

What's the last time you'll do the house with children in a John. We talking about kids' clothes. This is all just lies. He's just making this up on the top of his head. It's terrible at it. And so that's why. So Vince, good job. You got John to admit that he was making minimum wage.

He explains 15 bucks an hour. And there's nothing wrong with that, John. You're poor. It's okay. Get a job. 15 bucks an hour is a lot of money for loading a truck. And he disagrees, but we know what he can do. It's important work that you're doing.

So we appreciate it. So then John was embarrassed and he went, oh, shouldn't have said that. All the trolls are gonna make fun of me. Geez, again. Make a bit of a wage at Salvation Army, and they're gonna goof on me. So he thinks up a line, he thinks it up quick.

Not that quick. 24 hours later, John comes out of his show and claims that he was trolling Vince. Ostermayer. I wish I was an Ostermill, a Malina. Okay, they don't know high books. If you're a millionaire as you claim Why didn't you volunteer at salvation? I'm sort of working there. I mean the money

You see how easy this is Mothering Jay knows it. Oh That's another towel My friend Mark and Canada knows about this Kate Kate Meany knows this. Mother and Jay, he doesn't know what the fuck Mother and Jay is. It's just like guy on Twitter. Mother and Jay knows this. You can ask him. This is bullshit.

I am trolling you Eugene. Be careful with that axe Eugene. I'm trolling you. I never worked for Salvation Army. I never applied. I never saw Gary Beus or whatever fucking. Andy Dick. Whoever, Danny Dick there.

I- Danny Dick there? Danny Dick there? I never saw Danny Dick there either. For Danny Dick there. I'm fucking with you. No you're not. Now you can say, oh, I'm Danny Dick there. I'm fucking with you. No, you're not. Now you can say, oh, I thought you never lied.

I don't, unless I have a reason to. Unbelievable. Please put that on the sound board. You got it. I thought you never lied. I don't, unless I have a reason to. And the reasons are usually self-serving. Yeah, to get out of feeling ashamed.

About something I admitted to. This is insane. So now he's trying to cover up a truth with a lie. Yeah. While saying that he doesn't like to lie, he only lies when it's the right thing to do. Well, if you forget about what you said, the method should be able to cover it up with a lie. And my reason is you got Lady K. You got people following me around. You think I'm gonna tell you where I am? Oh, wow. So this is changing drastically very quickly.

I thought he thought of this ahead of time. Apparently he did not. So why did you lie about working for this elevation army? Well, cause you got Lady Kay and people following me around. Wait, what? I'm not following you around at all. I'm pissed that you lived here me. So I don't know what you mean by you started with me and then you turned into, because

someone took a photo of him on his hike. Yeah. The other day. So now he's using that as an excuse. Now that happened days ago. He lied about the Salvation Army months ago, but he's using that as an excuse for lying about Salvation Army. That lady Kay, you got people following me around. You think I'm gonna tell you where I am every minute? Now, I don't see my kids I do, but am I gonna post pictures? No.

Changing the subject, changing the topic John. But look, I love this now. If I just did that and everyone's gonna Oh, man. He got us again Oste mayer he wishes He wishes that everyone's just going man. I thought he did work with this salvation. I mean now he says he didn't so I guess That's the truth. Yeah, whatever I heard last that that's what the truth must be just keeps out smarting us I got it again. I'm calling up producer Chris. God damn it, Chris. John, God is again. I

love that he thinks that that's a troll. Yeah, remember when I admitted that thing is embarrassing? I did that so you believe it. Yeah, we did. We do think you're pathetic. That's how trolling works, John. You must know that. I have a a trolling. What do you call it? Cardiff, when it comes to trolling, you are an expert in the field. Yes. I've been called in in many trolling cases on law and order. Yes, the expert witness on the stand, this potato, knows a thing or two about trolling.

But I do know a thing or two about what John's claiming with the Salvation Army, because something doesn't add up. Yes, I agree with you on that and I have a theory as well, but do you want to start? Yes, so he wasn't, I don't believe he was working at a Salvation Army store. Okay. He was working at a Salvation Army distribution center.

Okay, yep, that would make sense for loading trucks. Yeah. For loading trucks, because stores aren't loading trucks, generally things are coming in, you'd be, you would say sense for loading trucks. Yeah for loading trucks because stores aren't loading trucks generally things are coming It you'd be you would say you were unloading trucks Mm-hmm if you were working at a store working in in the receiving But loading trucks is the big distribution center all the donations go in and then they put them on trucks and send them out to the different Stores he even claimed at the time he was driving

one of those said trucks maybe it was a an assistant Lumpur I think they call them Andy. Do they call them lumpers still? That is correct, Karnith. But they do have those little like cube flat front trucks that are not, you don't need a license, you can just drive it with a D-class.

Yeah, okay. So he could potentially. But you would need a license, right? Yeah, it's good, quiet. You'd probably have to be sober to do it. Yeah, they would appreciate that. But yeah, so the help wanted sign that going by, like all of it was bullshit.

It was all bullshit, but he was, if he was working anyway, he was working at the distribution center. I have another theory. I think, because John's always lying. So when Vince pressed him, because you can see he was even nervous talking about the Salvation Army thing to begin with,

he's just like, he seemed like you're lying about that. What was to begin with. He's just like, you seem to be lying about that. What was going on there? He's like, all right, I was working there for money. I had to be court ordered. Oh, yeah. All of a sudden, he's volunteering hours a day at the Salvation Army and he says he was doing it out of the goodness of his heart. Then he says, no, actually, I was employed there making minimum wage then he says I made the whole

thing up to troll all you guys the truth has to be that something happened I don't know how we don't have the documentation of this so I can't prove anything it's all speculation it seems to me like he was court ordered this is community service go ahead to combine your guys is two theories I think Cardiff's idea. OK, if it was a distribution center, chances are he wasn't driving by it and saw a health one, of course, of course. Now that was obviously bullshit because he changed that story immediately. That was obviously bullshit, but even more so if it is that, you know, wow, I've trailed off there.

I had a thing. It was gone. Yeah, it happens. Well, the best flex of all of those is to say, yeah, it was court ordered. I had to do it. Not I applied for a fucking job there. Except for the problem is that John loves to brag about never being arrested. I'm not like, can't stomach the Zubik. I don't have a criminal record.

So if he did do something and he's doing community service, he's not going to fess up to that either. Well, did you catch his admission about arrears? Yes, but please, I mean, I've been following it this week. The latest on that is insane. He still can't keep his story straight. He goes, it's eight years ago. Who could remember? Who could remember? This had to be the most important thing going on in your life. There's attorneys involved and all this paperwork and court dates and money and he's just like I can't remember if I paid or not

I think I did but maybe my attorney told me not to like no attorney would tell you not to do it No, no, no, I think he'd be but what then I paid. I don't know what were you gonna say though kind of well No, he did make the he went through his list of his expenses The money does have to pay now and our rears was on the list of things he has to pay every month. I didn't see that Yeah, so he's still paying it off when he says it like that's water under the bridge. Yes, he's still he's still paying It off paying it off. So maybe he missed it. Maybe it was a maybe that was the connection to the Salvation Army We don't know. All right, so this is yeah, you're right because he was talking a lot about how if I didn't pay child support, they would have thrown me in jail.

Or sent me to the Salvation Army to the community service. You're right, because Carter, wow, I didn't even put those things together, because he kept talking about the fact that there's no way I didn't pay child support, because if you don't pay child support, you go to jail. And that's stupid, because how would you ever get the money that the family needs if you took everyone who didn't pay child support and threw him in jail You don't make as much money in jail as I learned from Matt Lewinsky Tired to get a good gig in there. So that's kind of a stupid way to solve that problem

It wouldn't solve it at all and you need to get a bad gig in there Correct and as Vince the lawyer pointed out well, no one's gonna take you to prison like the police don't know that you're not paying child support. Right. Someone would have to press charges against you in order for anything to happen. So it would have to be Susanna who would then press charges for him not paying child support, which wasn't listed in any of the documentation. He said, well, maybe her attorney did it. No, none of that happened because that's not how this works at all. You owe money, you're not paying it.

We need you to pay it. We got to figure out a way that you could pay it. We want you to get a job, not go to jail. Get a second job, get a third job like your wife had to do. And if his wages were getting garnished, that would make him feel like he was volunteering. Interesting. Yes, that's a good point too. And he's admitted being late on his payments multiple times on the air

We've watched him send the payment on like the sixth of the month. Yes. Yes, right. I forget. Yeah going back a little ways So I guess on yesterday's show John wants to talk to Vince again because it's the only interesting person on John show at this point So he calls Vince up on his phone Yeah, this is going to call Vince. And this is from My Lost Interest, all one word on YouTube. Does a fantastic job.

And he's been cranking these videos out lately. If you want to get caught up on anything in the dabble verse or the hack verse, My Lost Interest is doing it for you. So this is, Seth Joe discussing his lawsuit against Julian Carl with Vince the lawyer. Cole Vince pick up Vince. You can't tell Siri.

Siri doesn't do that. Hey, Vince, I'm filing on Friday. I am I'm telling you I'm doing it Okay, that was actually Christian plan. That was a very good line He's got those 35 bucks. I'm do it on Friday. I swear to God. It's like, well, John, the lawsuit doesn't end and you filing it. You realize that, right? There's going to be a lot more cost to you in time and money. But OK.

Hey, Ben, you want to come on and now? No, I can't and I do. I'm in the middle of 12 things. Are you pissed on the IT about the Salvation Army? No. Can I ask you a legal question? Yeah, please. How do the courts feel that if Vince, the lawyer is both

the defendant and the plaintiff's attorney? Cardam, I don't know the answer to that. This is so convoluted and ridiculous. I'm still trying to wrap my mind around what John thinks this is. Yeah. Because Vince wants John to do something mind around what John thinks this is. Yeah. Because Vince wants John to do something stupid. So Vince is going along with this, obviously. But none of this makes any sense at all. But all right. So how did it break down?

Out of the courts feel if it's evident from a podcast that it's collusion and fraud. Yeah. No, he's proving that this is fraud right now as he explains this to him on the phone. Are you pissed on the RTV at the Salvation Army? So this is John trying to say like, yeah, you know, I was trolling you, right? So more damage control going on. We're not buying it, John. We're not as stupid as you. I haven't said this recently. I should say it every fucking week. John, we're not as stupid as you stop treating us like we are we're not Know what you're doing. I'm fucking with you. I didn't know by the way, I never fuck I didn't have a date that No, I love fucking with you

No shit. You weren't banging the Asian girl? No! I love fucking with you! Oh. But how is that even funny though? I don't even know. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha and you go, ha ha, idiot! That's not trolling, it's not interesting, it's not funny. And you were trying to brag that you get laid and you get your dick wet still, we know you don't.

And you were trying, and you forgot, you let your guard down for a second and actually admitted you took a minimum wage job and now you're embarrassed by it, just admit it, Jeff, we all see through this. Oh, I love fucking with you! But how is that even funny though? I don't even know why- Because you think you're getting a win by fucking getting something out of me Yeah, but sometimes I like playing with you

Listen, I love you, but I am filing on Friday and I'm serious Vince. I ain't kidding So now do you think these idiots are gonna fucking finally retract their statement? But I think that Carl doesn't understand that whenever someone files a lawsuit against you about a similar topic, I'm legally obligated to file any claims that I have against anyone that's related to that topic.

So I have no choice but to do it. And that not just includes call anyone that made any false representation that I was muttering Jay. Well, that's, well, that's, that's, if I fail to do it, John, then I'm not allowed to bring that claim at any other time. That's the way the court rules work. But that's the shit way too. He said the same thing.

Well, I gotta see. I mean, I don't know if he said it. Yeah, so surely he did. Yeah, in John's mind, everyone in the devil versus going down right now with this lawsuit about me saying that I have evidence that Vince the lawyer is muttering Jay on Twitter. That was his downfall right there.

He's the first person to get sued out of his livelihood for saying I think someone is a guy on Twitter. In John's mind, I picture he's laid out this entire domino, this giant domino thing that's all these different channels, all these different YouTube channels and just with one flick of that first domino, he's going to start this chain reaction to destroy the dabbleverse. He's gonna win today, Carl. It's crazy. Just take it back, Carl. I take it back.

This is not muttering Jay. I can't let this happen. I think you'll be safe up there in Minnesota. I don't think you have to worry about this. It's so stupid though, because the whole internet Reddit, Twitter, anybody that's ever created a handle where they're hiding their true identity.

Yeah. Speculating about who's who in a sandbox full of people pretending to be somebody else. How could that be illegal? It's it's the dumbest thing ever. And John even says, I don't have sock accounts. And then he was caught yet again pulling up Reddit and it showed he has yet another Sack account that's been banned from Reddit. Yeah, right there when he pulls it up. He's so fucking stupid

They did The issue John is not that muttering jay got you fired the issue is that they are claiming that I'm muttering jay muttering jay contacted your employer behind your back while I was representing you or before after representing you yes that's the problem and you know so he has to play just see you know job the problem. And you know. So he has to play, just see a note, John. The premise that you have here, no one's buying. So I have to change it up for him. He goes, yes, that's what I've been saying.

No, it's not. It's very different than what you've been saying. But okay. Look, you know, I consider you my friend, but hey man, you know, like if in fact, like they say they have proof that you're a mother and child, if you got me fired, there's a guy. I mean, that's a lot of money I'm losing.

Oh, so now John's trying to build his case. John's always in court of these shows. It's so funny. And he seems to have a lack of confidence all of a sudden, which is weird because he's yelling at me in the show earlier, going, he's no buttery J. Carl, you idiot. So he must have saw my rebuttal and always going,

by the way, if you all buttered, Jay, I'm very upset with you. And Vince could prove that he's not. Is that what he's saying? Dude, who fucking cares? Is that how you win the, that's how you win this lawsuit though. That's a great question.

Prove that you're not. That's a great question. I've invited muttering Jay on this podcast multiple times. He refuses to come on the show, which tells me he wants to hide his identity. Why he wants to do that? I don't know. Could be a number of reasons. Vince's defense is that he's put up $125,000 for someone to prove that he is Muttering Jay. Correct.

That's his defense. And Vince, again, I'm sure he's placating to a portion of the audience of the devil verse that is this dumb, but he thinks that he can't think I'm this dumb, that he's such a trap like that. I'd be like, oh, I'm gonna come running into that trap and see what's in there. Sweet. Fucking weird.

Your haircut says otherwise. Yeah. I'm saying that. Oh, well, where the damage is, one that doesn't have to be any specific damage is because it's about my business. But secondly, it wasn't about whether someone's going to hire me or not as an attorney.

If you represent to someone that I'm contacting my clients and put behind their back, that's extremely damaging to me, whether they'd like it or not, whether they would hire me or not. I'm hoping, I'm hoping everyone just calms the fuck down and just releases any type of claim that I was muttering to. I mean, I can't stop you from doing anything. But if you do, I'm under an obligation to keep any claims that are related, filed in that same exact lawsuit, whether it be an encounter claim or a cross claim. So. Well, I just want to tell you this. I mean, by getting me fired from school is like, first of all, it's a lot of money.

And second of all, it's. No, it's not. Moralize. It's also health insurance for me and my two youngest kids. Oh, so your children don't have health insurance anymore, John. Is that what you're telling me? Because this is how I remember things going down. Kevin Brennan asked John are you gonna be a substitute teacher again in the fall and I go I don't want to do that. I'm having too much fun doing this.

Making a lot of money. I get to be in the dabble verse doing shows all the time. This is what he told Kevin Brennan. Was he lying? What is he lying? Who knows? Both of these assholes are lying all the time. So none of what they say means anything. And the fact that he's now saying that his kids don't have health insurance? Because someone got him fired, and again this whole idea that someone got him fired. The shit he was doing on the internet, telling Pocky he would grab Pocky's gun and shoot him, and I'm calling Anthony his fucking day for him. He would grab Anthony Coomi his gun and shoot him with it or pistol whip him

with it. Whatever the fuck he said, the fact that he was going to bring a motorcycle gang to my house in Florida and fuck it up. It's like, John, if you are fired, I don't even think you are. You got you fired. So I have damages. You understand? Well, yeah, that's true. Brain being the liver. Well, I mean look John, I'm gonna say well does John have to prove his underlying case or meet other valid cases against them? The answer is no. In fact, it's the only reason why it would happen to me is because it's a related topic. The courts don't want 12 different lawsuits that relate to the same core issue. And this would be a core issue whether I'm

murdering John, you're making the allegation. Now I can't just file 12 different lawsuits relate to the same core issue. And this would be a core issue, whether I'm muttering J and not, you're making that allegation. Now I can't just file 12 different lawsuits against. Well, John's making that allegation while he says publicly on his show over and over again that you're not muttering J. So I don't know how long that lawsuit's gonna last. I don't know.

Other people have to keep it all in one lawsuit. But I don't know Vince, I'm making the allegation because Carl Heberg, H-E-B-E-R-G-E-R, and surely are saying this. Sure. And then that's the issue with defamation, not only my damage generally, specifically their claim and that's me. So if I was you, I don't blame you, but if they come out and say, Hey, I don't, I was just bullshitting all my fans.

I don't have the evidence to substantiate any of the things that I'm muttering down Twitter, then everything's cool with me. But they have till Friday cause I will do it Friday morning. Mark my words, Vince. I know. Look, I bullshit about the salvation army. I bullshit about the agent, but I'm telling you right now I am serious. I will file a lawsuit. Now it's very possible. What time is it?

It's a quarter to seven on the East Coast. It's very possible. John is on a show right now saying he will not be filing this lawsuit. I have a feeling he's going to find some excuse for why this is not going to happen. But as of right now, John is saying this Friday, I haven't until noon this Friday to say that Vince isn't muttering Jay, even though he is.

I don't like lying to people, so I'm not going to. But we know there's two things that are never does. He never cancels comedy gigs. And he never doesn't follow through in a lawsuit. He never doesn't follow through. I love that as he's going and you can trust me on this one now. Did I lie about those other two things that we were just talking about a second ago? Yes. But this thing you can trust me. This is different. I hope you guys, but like again, I have no choice because then I can't wait in the future. Carl goes back on his word and then he starts saying it again. I have no choice but to do it here.

I'm legally obligated to do it. Yeah, and this is Vince's big in into the devil verse. He wants to be like mixing up with everyone. He wants to be a part of it so bad. He's been trained for years to be a part of the Howard Stern Show and the whack pack and high-pitched Eric and he's doing everything he can to be a part of it.

And this is just his play this time around Yeah, you know, I got a Sue Carl because you're suing me and I'm telling you to sue me And so then I'm gonna have to sue Carl and Julie and that's how that works The only people who are buying this are stuttering John and stuttering John to do it here Yeah, and I've already looked it up. I know how much it's gonna cost me I can fucking handle the cost even though Lady K Don't think so. I mean it's Lady K. Don't think so. This is the guy who corrects everyone's grammar all the time Yeah, he's a schoolteacher, right? I think he's being hip. Why do you lose his job as a schoolteacher? Boom! Lady K. Don't think so. And the millionaire has to check how much it's gonna cost to file the paperwork He goes down there. He checked. He's got this 75 bucks to cover it

Did you know about the $10 court fees? Oh? All right, I'll do it next week. All right. I didn't bring my piggy bank. I need super Jets broccoli No, no, no, but you know what's it ain't gonna cost me as much as as this frosting tips. I'll tell you that look My wife's a hairstylist. I was free. Yeah, I Have to buy any there so there look, you know, give my best to Lori get if you have sex just ask if she could think of me And it's Devon Alexander, are they watching? Yeah, they're watching. And Alexander came over here before and she's asking to see, she sees you because I have it on mute. All right, well, I'll see if I can muster up a shit for them.

Okay, thanks. I'll see you, pal. But that is the truth. I am going to file on Friday. And you know, those idiots, if I am gonna file on Friday. And you know, those idiots, if they don't provide the proof they say they have, oh, what a shame. I'm not being sarcastic here. Then Vince has to file a lawsuit against Lady Kay and the shit way.

And that is going to be heaven. That's not the up and up this lawsuit. It has nothing to do with revenge or anything like that. That makes perfect sense. People are speculating in the chat that Vince, the lawyer and I are in on this together to get John to make this dumb move. Now I want discovery to happen because John, as soon as you follow that lawsuit, that means discovery is the next step and we gotta open the books. We

get to find out how much money you made, how much money you lost. And Susanna does too. Yeah, we get to find out all of this information and that's worth it to me. I have a lot of attorneys in my family. People don't realize that but my family are attorneys so I'm not worried about a lawsuit in any single way. I can easily afford it. And discovery is going to be a problem for Jen. Not so much for me, not so much for Shuley, but definitely bring it on.

Eddie says Carol should do an emergency broadcast Friday at 1155. I am. I should. That's a good idea. And I'll start with like, I just want to announce that. Yeah. My watch and just I just want to announce that. Yeah. That's what I watch. And just that's what I say.

John's watching on his phone. He's in the courthouse. Yeah. Filling out the paperwork. He's got the 75 and wrinkled bills in his hand. Sweating. Yeah. 1101, you're just like, hey, who cares?

Yeah, right. I take it all back Are we gonna like John five now? No, we're not gonna watch a John five now though. I've been tempted to watch that video You should watch the guy who replaced he's the guy who replaced Mick Mars, right? 1313 he's Justice for Mick Yeah, I think was any from Marilyn Manson and he's played in a lot of zombie Yeah, Rob Zombie

plays a bunch of bands, but he replaced McMurray, which I got to imagine is the most boring job in all of rock. Those risks. It's certainly boring. John Five, who is a virtuoso. I know it's a mean. Yeah. Cardiff, you think McMurray is a good guitarist? Best. Number one. Since we're just yammering on Cardiff, your Bismarck he was fucking spot on, man. Oh, thank you. That was awesome. Since we're just getting your tickets now, crossingcomedy.com.

Nice. When you get into town, Cardiff. March 9th. Oh, really? He doesn't want to spend too much time in Rochester. Do you blame him? All right. So one more thing I have from John.

This is coming in from Barnes and Noobs, who does great videos on Dead Wars Anonymous. And I pointed this out before. These assholes who make their living off of Superchats have no appreciation for the people who Superchat them. It's fleeting. They get 100 bucks one week and then next week they're like, where's Brock Lee with my 100 bucks? Like it's an allowance. Yeah, right. Right. All of a sudden they're entitled to it. Like Kevin Brennan was freaking out because broccoli was giving money to John, but broccoli gives money to me. What the fuck? Like these people are crazy with this.

And so Barnes and New's put together a fantastic video of the contradictions that is Stutter and John. All you superchats, I saw her, David and Spect Spectre all you guys just know that I 100% Appreciate it and I don't care if it's a dollar 99 trash in me. I Appreciate it And all you cheap bastards with the two dollars I ain't reading them anymore for the two dollars. Don't even bother sending them. I ain't reading them. I'm not, I'm not doing it.

You all are a bunch of losers and right now you should all be fucking apologizing to me. You should all be super chatting me big time for all the horse shit you come up with. And I don't care if it's a dollar 99 trash in me. I appreciate it. No, you don't. You're obviously a liar. All right. Well, that was fun. Let's bring in Annie. Because we have a very fun game to play today.

What's happening, Annie? Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Great to see everyone. Of course, Carter's bringing back who said it. Yes. Now, he wasn't here last time we played this game.

And so we were trying to figure out who's even involved in this. And he had a visual element for us. But then I was watching Carter find one of these shows. Who knows? They're all the same show with different names on different channels. What's one of these shows? And Carter admitted it was all old audio. It was an old version of who said it.

I called it a remix. So is this also this? No, this is repurposed new content and new characters. All right. OK, this is exciting. Fresh, fresh. All right. I don't mean to call you.

You do a lot of work for the show and I appreciate it. And I know who said it takes a lot of work. Yes. So I do. Send your clips. Cardiff, electric pot of Gmail dot com, please. Good call. Yes. So I do appreciate it. Send your clips, CardiffElectricPod at gmail.com, please. Good call. Yeah, let's get some help.

Welcome to Who Said It, the official podcast game on WATP. Brought to you by patreon.com slash CardiffElectric and the CardiffElectric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. OK, Carl and co-host, Who Said It. Our first entry. Oh, Joe Medariz. Who Said It. Stevie Lou is way better than this. Who Said It. I remember when you had that mask for a minute. Who's in the lower left? Okay, so let's talk about who we got here. So we have Chad Zumak, Opie, and then Joe Medariz, Kevin Brennan,

Kate Meany, and Stettering John. Got it. Are all these people, do they have parts in years? It's just Kate Meany fake out again. Hold on, Andy. You can't ask that question. OK. You can't ask that.

They're all eligible. They're all eligible. Yes. This is the only thing that matters here. All right, let's get that again. are all eligible. They're all eligible. Yes, the only thing that matters here. All right, let's get that again. Now that we know the players in this. Our first entry. Who said Stevie Lou is way better than this?

Who said? All right, Stevie Lou is way better than this. So I don't think that would be opiate or Joe Metteries. No, I don't know who That takes those people out. I Is it's no I have to say that it's gonna be that's too obvious, but I'm going with Stuttering John What do you think Lucy? I also am feeling like it's Stuttering John Alright Andy. What do you think? Brennan

Kevin Brennan and Annie. I also chose Brennan. Producer Chris. Brennan. All right. We got two SJs and three Brennans. One, two, three. No, no.

I will say though, at B. Y. Bay Don't watch it Because Stevie Lou is way better than this and he should go off and start his own thing other than associating with people That are around you in this little Five that are around you in this little five. Hold on, I thought at the beginning you said you liked me.

But I thought you said you were gonna verbally annihilate us. It's fucking, I'm still waiting on that. Kate, that wasn't exactly what I was looking for, but we'll probably be able to edit it and use it. I thank you, thank you. I don't even want my name tacked onto this. I just came on here because I wanted you to. Oh, well, since you don't want it, I will absolutely 100% add it on.

Okay. Cool. The answer was Kate Meade on BYB and she was intoxicated on that episode. It wasn't her best appearance ever. That sounds pretty good. Did she have any good appearances? Yeah. Still waiting. still waiting.

Most entertaining appearance she's ever done. She was being a meaty bogey that day. Our next entry, Who Said It? All I'm thinking is does my son think the girls are pretty? Who Said It? All I'm thinking is does my son think the girls are pretty? This sounds like a Kevin Brennan to me because that's actually funny So I'm gonna say that KB said that Lucy Go with Joe

Question mark don't forget you're on a show. I'm gonna go with Joe. Okay, Joe batteries. What do you think Andy? Stuttering John? Well, that's funny Andy, what do you think? I'm gonna go with the Opie. Wow. Okay. That's possible. What do you think producer? I went Joe? Okay Wow, this is Chad. This is interesting one two interesting. One, two, three.

So that I'm also trying to be the cool dad, which is probably a mistake. So I'm like, all I'm thinking is, does my son think the girls are pretty? Like, because I'm thinking if I'm 16 and you're taking me, like, that's all I'm looking at. That's one of the reasons I did bad in school, because that's all I'm looking at that's one of the reasons I did bad in school because that's all I was ever thinking about So it wasn't the multiple learning disorders and that you couldn't get past the syllabus Yeah, that's something that you were looking at the pretty girl. Yeah, but there was always Joe Matt at Reese are we over two on this what's happening right now?

Are you guys both had that? Oh, you can't hear it when someone else wins. You didn't hear it when I talked. I was going to get that too. But I like to play the odds. All right. Very good. Very good. Pretty girl. But there was always check. Our next entry. Who said you're in the mafia. You're still going to go over when you have a baby. Who said you're in the mafia. You're still gonna go over when you have a baby Who said? You're in the mafia. You're still gonna go over when you have a baby This seems like a stuttering John thing you always talking about the mafia and families, but I'm gonna go with opi Sorry, I'm going opi on this one Lucy. I'm gonna go with Kate. Okay Kate. What do you think Andy? He's talking about the mafia. It's got to be Joe

Madarisa again Joe Madarisa Joe sepi Madarisa. What do you think Andy? I'm gonna go with John All right. Yeah, definitely could be Johnny loves talking about mafia and family producer Chris the Z-man Going Z-man. All right, cuz it doesn't make sense, right? One two man going Z man. All right. Because it doesn't make sense. Right. It's kind of cracked out. One, two, three. Even if it's bad, it's like even if you're going to murder the guy because you're in the mafia, you're still going to go over.

Nobody to have a baby. I put a lot of Irish kids from big Irish families. It doesn't seem like there was that much like, you know, I mean, is this even fair? We're going down to the backyard boys and the art already legs, halfway house to buy these clips. So the answer was, uh, yeah, you know, happy card visit themselves on this one.

Damn it. I know a lot of Irish guys who would go over and see the kid, you know, wouldn't it? It would. Yeah. You just go over because you're fucking. That's an Irish thing. It's a very white thing to do. Our next entry. Who said. the kid, you know, wouldn't it? It would. Yeah, you just go over because you're fucking that's an Irish thing.

It's a very white thing to do. Our next entry, who said it? Do you like reverse cowgirl? Who said it? What's your name? I have to go on my first Instagram this, Stuttering Jamal on this, talking to Kate Meanie. What do you think, Louie?

I think Yanu. Exactly. Exactly, Yanu. Or anyone else. You think same thing, Andy? That's talking to Kate Meanie. What do you think? I knew exactly. I knew or anyone else. You think same thing, Andy? Oh, be oh, be all right. What do you think, Annie? Chad, Zumaq and producer Chris.

Oh, be all right. Carl, oh, he's ever creepy, though, like this. What's that? You don't know how close you were to getting it right Well, it doesn't make me happy One two three Stuttering John Yeah, I got one out Kate again on your podcast

Oh enough to be my daughter. How do you like, do you like reverse cowgirl? Oh, it's Chad doing jobs. Wow. Talking to Kate. I'm not trying to have sex with you. Yeah. Our next entry.

All right. Very good, Annie. What's the score right now? I was getting caught up on what's going on. I'm confused. How many do I have? I want to know. I have zero. Yeah. Yeah. Let's see. It's easier to go that way, I think.

Yeah. Cardiff has two and a civilians have won a piece as in Lucy, me and Annie. OK, I got to catch up. Who said not getting them health insurance. Not always having a roof over their heads. Who said? What the fuck? Oh, what do you think, Lucy? Chad, Andy, KB, Annie? Joe Matarys.

Wow, it's all over the board. All right, I went stuttering, John, so we bet the spread. All right, let's do it. One, two, three. The British are syndicate. Thanks for the money. Oh, nice. Yep, me there for them financially emotionally. Oh really? I haven't been there for them financially and emotionally. You obviously do not know. You do not know. You mean not paying for the college,

not getting them in the greatest school district in California, not putting college funds away, not getting them health insurance, not always having a roof over their heads. Really, not supporting them in any endeavor they wanted, be it piano lessons, school plays, going to every recital, every ball game being my son's baseball coach.

What about the motion work? Everyone of the track meets no matter how far, even flying to South Carolina to watch night compete across country. Okay, sure. Playing games with them, taking one. Great, great vacation with Flake of the Heart of Hawaii. It's exhausting. Disney World.

It's unbelievable. Yeah. Camping. And what did it all end up with? We're kind of falling a. And what did it all add up to? We're kind of falling a little. What did it all add up to for him though? Hiking. I did all this work and they still hate my guts.

Yeah. Hey, were you a good father? Yes, and I'll list 87 examples to prove that I was. You're all the things I did that I didn't want to do. Yeah, I thought it's secure. I made it very apparent to everyone. I thought it's secure about it all obviously I went camping There's that one time we flew cross country and I yelled at Susanna the whole way

All right, so what's the score you just tied it up with Cardiff, right? Yes, that is correct. You guys are both have two How many more are there maybe one I think that's it That's all for this week. God damn it. Congratulations, Chris and Cardiff on this one. And that was one of those ones. That seemed too obvious. Stature lap.

Cardiff's taken. It seemed too obvious that was going to be celery jazzy. I went all pee. That was down by my part. Now you know who said it. This episode is brought to you by Subreddit Surfing Live. Oh wait, are you testing out the potato head? Cause that's what you're gonna do at the live show.

Oh no, I've got something much better. I just wanted to use this gimmick at least one more time. Thank God, cause that thing's horrifying. The problem is the teeth. Really, it's weird. No, the problem is it crushes my head. And I can't survive in it more than five minutes. Oh no, that part's cool.

When I snap and kill everyone in this room, I'm gonna wear that. Saturday, March the 9th, Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at CarlsonComedy.com. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. And Carl. Yes, sir. Let me just say just this morning, Vinny and I discussed something we're adding to the live show March 9th subreddit surfing okay, crossing comedy dot com. We will be very likely having our very own charity scam.

We will be very likely having our very own charity scam. I'm a comedy at the crossing. So, I'm here. Mark's the ninth to participate in our charity scam. Thank you. Venmo me the money and I'll send you a check. Yes. Well, you know, on Senator John's show, he'd say that but not be joking.

No, no, I got it all figured out. We'll say it's for the salvation, Avi. We'll never give him the money. I got an in over there. Yeah, I'll make one of those ridiculously sized checks. You can't even catch it. It's a full proof. S.J. Army, Sovacian Army. I got to say, we've been talking about this live show.

It's a week and a half away now. It's happening. I'm almost there. And we're almost we should have almost been ready for stuttering John to arrive in Rochester, New York Yep, but no heat the man who never cancels comedy gigs. Can you believe he said that this week? Because she we didn't make it to the show that they did a stand-up show She had a family emergency and so John says I never cancel comedy games like we know you shut the most recent one like Well, then he tries to say that Vinny changed the terms of the contract he did not say it was not in the contract the curl and Julie can't be there

It was not in the contract. The curl and surely can't be there. So full of shit. But anyway, not the point. Not the point. The point is, what have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about Rich Voss and Bonnie McFarland and Rich Voss is a boring cunt.

That show is what it should be called. We talked about the fact that overwhelmingly people enjoy the competition on the midweek shows. We'll keep that going, but we'll try to tweak it, make it better. Joe Madarice is concerned about how he's doing a podcast because he watched our show. Sorry about that, Joe. Sutter and John was working for the Salvation Army, but then he was volunteering,

but then maybe he wasn't, but he's definitely gonna sue. That's the one thing we know for sure. So you know what that means? It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser.

The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. This is the part of the show we play clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing

on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts? People always ask me what it was like living as a black woman as if I no longer live that way, as if my blackness were just a costume I put on to amuse myself or acquire some sort of benefits, as if what happened on June 10th, 2015 altered my identity in any way. I'll admit to being thrown for a loop when the reporter from a local news channel spoke in Washington, who was interviewing me about the hate crimes that had been directed at me and my family, abruptly switched topics and asked, are you African American? On the surface, it was a simple question, but in reality, it was incredibly complex. Yes, my biological parents were both white. But

after a lifetime spent developing my true identity, I knew that nothing about whiteness described who I was. Peripheries is the podcast with Rachel Dolezal. Oh, shit. Yes, Rachel Dolezal is a podcast. This came in from Jody B and a few other people too. I'm happy to say that we have Earl David Reed coming back to this show. Any other will be as we talk about the white girl who pretended to be a black girl. You know what that sounds like?

Carl calls it his black friend. Yeah. I got him a black friend for this one. Remember when Sophia with an F came back and started her show? Yeah. And you can tell she was just reading a script? Yep. And the fully scripted podcast. That's what that sounds like. Well, that actually is an excerpt from her book. Yep. And the fully scripted podcast.

That's what that sounds like. Well, that actually is an excerpt from her book. But she has a podcast as well, where she discusses how tough it is to live in a world where you think you're black and everyone else tells you that you're not because you're not. So. Yeah. Jerry Banfield had a problem with it.

Yes. Right. Jerry Banfield went through the same thing when she got him out as a guest on the show. Reach out to him. All right. See what he's up to. It's a great idea.

Good day. All right. Lucy Titebox, you're busy these days. I am. You got a lot going on. Yeah, putting out a lot of movie reviews on my channel on YouTube once over with Kaylee, which is C-A-Y-L-E-Y. I just did my top five movies of 2015

that you might not have seen. So definitely go check that out. I got some stuff coming up soon with Tony from Hack the Movies, with Vern from Cinema Recall, which you might remember. We do. And a couple of other things too.

So you were just over at the house and we were watching Fast 10, I call it. I guess Fast X, whatever it is. We did that. And I loved it. I thought it was a masterpiece. What would be your take? Like put on your once over with Kaylee hat on. It was a good action movie. Andy, what are you up to? Yeah. More analysis like that. It was great. It's fantastic. I loved watching how much you loved it.

It's fantastic. There's a couple of times when they like tried to get a plot involved and there was like dialogue. Moving on. But that was just back to action, action, action, action. It was great explosions, bombs, fast cars. Andy. Andy. Hi. You are part of the All Apologies podcast.

Yes, thank you, All Apologies podcast. We just covered, Jim Florentine posted that his gig got canceled in Capitol Hill in Seattle. Yes. And I flipped out. I just, I couldn't stop thinking about the fact that if if Because Dave Smith came here and got protested. Yes, and they still went through it was trying to get Dave Smith show canceled Right, and they wouldn't let him do it right. They Smith got canceled for that same gig Louis J. Gomez Yep, and Jim 14 and Kurt Metzger

Kurt Metzger Kurt Metzger came here and they canceled the gig out from under him I'd be pissed I would be livid Yeah, and that's the take that I had on this week's show. I just kind of threw the format out the window I'm demanding an apology from the chas because at Capitol Hill Autonomous zone remember that yeah talk about there was a murder to that little facility where it's gonna be like five Shooting shootings. This is our new utopia. Everybody. Everything's gonna be perfect. World of Communists. Oh, is it? Right. But you know, the guys are everybody that got canceled

there, their pros are going to find better gigs than their. But as a person that wants comedy shows like that in town, it just made me really mad. So I flew off the handle for like 50 minutes about it. Let me guess what Joe Sixpax take was. Yeah, but it's controversial, Andy. I don't know. Every company doesn't have to have these people on there. They're talking about freedom and liberty. He defended all the Lib Tards. Yeah. Of course he did.

Well, the club has backtracked. The Florentine has his gig back. Does he really? Is he going to do it? He is. Yeah. He tweeted how thankful he was that they kind of sucked their ass a little bit. Well, he was nice. He was nice.

He was nice about his whole time. He redacted the name of the club owner when he was posted the email, but Kurt Spitzk, Metzger did not. And I threw him under the bus. But Florentine's a class act. So I'm glad he got his gig back. But you know, they fuck them. Fuck them.

Florentine's a class act. He doesn't talk shit about anyone, including Stuttering Jabalundas. And Chad Zumak. And Chad Zumak, you can't get this kind of talk, shit. I love Jim, I'm happy for him, but fuck Capitol Hill Comedy Club. Yeah, it's the death of comedy when you start censoring who can be there and who isn't there. Annie, how are you doing? I've been doing great, thanks for asking. Good, you look like you've been doing great. How's the show going?

The show's going pretty good. We do a show called What Is This Game where Dylan and me and Dylan from Somewhere do a show where we talk about video games. You can find it on youtube.com slash at WITGS. I finished the story mode of Arkham Knight. Oh yeah? I just finished it earlier today and I'm just going around doing all the extra missions. I just started with the

Mr. Free Side Quests. So pretty excited to start that. Those Riddler trophies are a bitch. They're way harder than in the other two games. They're everywhere and way more challenging. Curtis, what's your take on those Riddler trophies? I can't get enough dicks in my body No more soundboard for this Take away his privileges So, uh, current of course the all apologies podcast is gonna be live March 9th coming to Carl Sin along with subreddit surfing Do you guys have a big show coming up on Monday to promote the live show? We probably should.

That's a good point. Yes. It's hard to believe today. I thought maybe you would have. He's in marketing. We were just enthralled with the idea of the charity scam. So I mean, that's really all we were talking about. But yes, this Monday, Subreddit Surfing will be a big show.

We had, I believe, three Schizophrenics on last show talking about alien abduction So it was definitely one one. I'm giving their own show to on subreddit surfers So stay tuned for that every week now. I'm like, can you just please record 20 minutes of rambling every week? So I can just post it on this channel because it was Fantastic, but yes own Riley Martin over there. I believe I did. That's awesome. That's cool. But yes, go to cross the company dot com. Tickets are moving so quickly. You should go now and get tickets because it's it might be too late if you wait too much longer.

Well, wait until voice mails and then definitely go and get your tickets. Oh yes, of course. Oh, before voicemails. I have an idea for your competition. Oh please. Every two weeks, winner picks the next category. I see, okay. That gives you something to like to eat the winter for a while.

But he says every two weeks. Oh, I see, okay. Yeah, so that would work. If we did it every other week, then the winner got to pick the category because it gives you an advantage. You can find a shooting podcast, figure out what category it's in. And then assign it.

It's called the mini Paulino method of winning contest. So yeah, working backwards. Yes, interesting. All right. That's not a bad idea, Cardiff. Two games is what I do. That is what you do. That's true. Game master. Guys, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all.

Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Starting in the mosh pits of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Mm, okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.

Mental illness can literally drive you crazy. Annie, any new reviews coming in? Just the one. All right, I'll say it. I got one from JJ 1977, 32715. On February 26th, 2024. Educational, today on episode 496, I learned about 18th century chemist Agnes Pockhills.

Yup. Ecolalia and other fun facts. Keep up the enlightening work. I'm gonna rename the show to just fun facts. That's why they come here. That's what they're buying. Everybody loves fun facts. Yeah, that's gotta be a five star, I would imagine.

Yep. Excellent. All right, let's hit some voicemails. A lot of talk in the voicemails. This first one is weird, but I like it. Hey, Carl, how are you? I just wanted to see if this sounds like a phone hanging up. Click. Don't call me back.

All right. Sounds good. Could have been better. Manor Matt Colin and what's up girls? Manor Matt. I just listen in to the most recent episode man. You got to take Merchant's voice when he's listened to the Tom Myers show. When he's like, oh, or when he goes, this is brutal. You got to make that a drop. And that's a drop box or whatever the fuck it is. And PS Lucy, that box is high.

Oh, man, I'm getting a little fortation at the end there. I like that little sprinkle. Bad news, I didn't see producer Chris Pickett's pencil up while you were telling us what dropped to grab. So I guess that's not going to happen. Oh, well, Doug, from who's right calling into the show. I think it was this one. I can't get enough dicks in my body.

It wasn't that one. That one was not. Doug from Who's Right was the cringe of the week, if you recall. So he called it to explain himself. No, see, because it's like a play on words. I'm saying, can I smell your pussy? And then they're thinking, I'm asking if I can smell their pussy. But what I'm saying is I can smell your pussy.

And then they say, no. And then I say, it must be your feet. It's like a play on words. Yeah. I get it. Okay, bye. Should have gone with the silence of the lambs thing. Doug goes, as soon as you said a cable from Jody B. I knew it was going to be me.

That's crazy. All right. Nate from Flint calling in for Lucy. Hey, future wife. Nate from Flint, Michigan. Listen, we were to marry. Would I get my own movie studio newspaper and bank or best chairs of them all across the world? I don't want to know. So you'd

have to be a real hamburger to let this comedic premise go on. So I'll just say a Peter's saying. All right. Well, hi, future ex-husband. What do I get? Yeah, right? You say future ex-husband. What do I get? Yeah, right? You say the questions for the competition. You get to be the stepmother for four wonderful children. It sounds lovely. You get half of 2,000 square feet in Flint.

Pretty good stuff. How's the water doing there? Sounds promising. Monday's coming in. Hey, Carl. It's Monday's. Everyone's talking about how they're changing their lives because they see how John's kind of ruined it. And I want to do the same. I'm

not, I'm not giving a drink. I'm not going to do that, but I will stop having sex with supermodels. I see that John's getting laid with them all the time and it's just kind of ruining him. I can't go down that road. So sorry ladies, I am no longer having such with the hundreds of supermodels that John gets. All right, shout out to your uncle, Moe Lester. I had a lot of great times with him that I cannot remember. All right, very good Mondays. We're all making sacrifices.

I appreciate your contribution to the cause. Leaves more for me and producer Chris. This is Joe Matarisa's friend calling in to defend him. contribution to the cause leaves more for me and producer Chris This is Joe Maderese's friend calling him to defend him Why you make a point of my friend Joe Mararito Only viewer he's a funny guy. I love it a bit about Mocharilla so funny Anyways keep by his name out of your mouth or I jump by your head

Oh The fucking voice kills anyway later, buddy. Oh, that wasn't even the real It's a me Mario Wasn't the real one buddy. Oh, that wasn't even the real Super Mario. It's a me, Mario. That wasn't the real one, guys. Sorry about that. This whole dabble verse is just full of a bunch of fags. You let this guy fucking pull this bullshit about your father's cancer and let it go. You know, and then there's the Atlantic City. I know it wasn't you, but this was a rail between Bob Levy of it.

He couldn't get it. Oh, if you wanted to get to Kevin Brennan, you could get to him. If you wanted to get to this fat fuck, you could get to him. I know it's a cash cow and everybody's making money off a dumb fuck. But at some point, someone's got to shut this fucking guy's mouth and you're too bunch of you're just such a bunch of pussies You never will let him keep running around fucking spout his bullshit. You know you guys Yeah, but tell us how you really feel sir Don't bitter on the bush here. Also you can shut them up

Also, you can shut them up. Give it. Give it a go. I'm getting violence on this show. Yeah, I know. Smackdown is no fun until Stone Cold gives us this big man the stunner. You can talk all the shit you want, but there's no stunner who gives a shit.

Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, John finally admitted he's been lying for the last five or six months. What have you been lying about? Working as the volunteer for the Salvation Army. He finally admitted he was paid. He needed the money for Christmas. He was not volunteering.

So what was he doing for the Salvation Army? Well, he was loading trucks, a very menial job. They just need somebody to load trucks of all that junk that they got to be distributed to other locations That's it. John caught in another lie. How many more lives I'm gonna catch them on Anyway, that's it from San Diego rock and roll rock and roll to you Gary. Thanks for reporting The facts that we need here dirty Dirty Polycon in a couple times. They're both too long. The first one was way too long. 45 seconds, but this one's fun.

Cool. Dirty Jersey. Monday wouldn't be Monday without me entering your Stuttering John Song parody contest. This little diddy is to Singing in the Rain by Mr. Gene Kelly. My last name's Melendez. I'm a dead beat my ex says I stopped making my payments. Now I'm broke again. I walk to the frig about 10 a.m. for chugging six coats for breakfast. Let her lawyers chase me out of my place, and I'll still have to pay for it. I'm such a disgrace. I used to entertain them all. Then I took a giant foe. My kids all just want to change their names. Thank you.

Fuck your body. Aims. I think I called him dirty poly. Sorry, poly in dirty Jersey is what I meant to say. I think he'd be okay with it. I'm sure I'll be fine with it. Thank you for for that. Cal photographer is angry with me. Hey, Carl, it's the Cal photographer and I'm kind of tired of you playing my voicemails that are meant for Lucy on not the Lucy shows. So, stop that please. Love you, Lucy. I try, but I just, I curate the voicemails for whatever I have that are new for the next

show. So. I still listen. Yeah. Lucy's listening. She hears all your voicemails for whatever I have that are new for the next show. So. I still listen. Yeah. Lucy's listening. She hears all your voicemails. Don't worry. She texts me and goes, what the fuck with this creep?

I'm kidding, of course. In fact, you're going to love this as a poem coming in. Hello, longtime listener. I think I've sent a few voicemails that I got played, not sure. But I thought the dabble birds could use some culture. Sure. So I wrote a poem.

Here it goes. Another can of cores is crushed. John is such an old, lazy lush. He dropped his beer in snow. He stopped and got down low. His mouth flurped up the yellow flush. Don't call me back. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. I like that poem because I understood what it meant.

It was beautiful. Yeah. I mean, like some of these poems are just like, all right, what's the symbolism here on my missing? That one I totally got. Pros and sir. Red. I know. I'm like, what? Is that mean? All right.

This is Paco coming in. Yeah, what's up Carl? This is Paco I was just watching the episode with merch and uh, basically, you know, it's cool when you guys do fun You know stuttering john or opie, you know saying or kevibrena, but I mean that Joe Maderese guy dude of Brennan, but I mean, that Joe Maderese guy dude, he's, he's just depressing, bro. It is sad. Like, you know what I'm saying? It's not even funny, dude. It's just like, I feel bad for the dude, man. You know, it's like, I don't know. It's just not fun. Thanks, Paco. Thanks for your call and your input on that. Appreciate it.

A, uh, and the Q public. The Q stands for quiche, right? It's a quiche. I just learned that it's Q and not. Yeah, right? I've been told. That would make more sense. A queef makes more sense. So this next call we're called in twice before this

and messed up both times. I'm not going to play those calls for you. I'm not here to embarrass our listeners. Hey, Carl, to me, I want to, hey, do you know that, uh, all things are in show, uh, the PFG TV is coming back Thursday night on YouTube. Please, if you can just check it out. I mean, do a comparison class with the B-Show because obviously it'll be sold from Scorch. So thanks again. Third time's a charm, right? Bye.

All right, you nailed it that time, buddy. Good job. Yes. PFG is making its return. I thought it was March 1st. It was in tomorrow the 29th. Either way, we're going to have brand new Scorch coming up because he got fired from his radio gig. So he's back doing PFG TV. And those are some of the greatest all one A bits of all time. So I can't wait to see what Scorch is up to if he does follow through with this. But all the indications are that he will be coming back. Hey guys, Joey Matris is from Jersey over here. Just calling to let Andy know that if he's ever down my way,

I'd like the fellas can only with my sweet queen. I love you. Call me back. Moot the Della. Yeah. That was Joey Mattress. He seems to take a shine to you there, Andy. Congrats. All right. One more voicemail here. Hey, Carl. I got my tickets to the WATP live show in Largo,

and I'm bringing my girlfriend. So please let's keep the sexism to an appropriate minimum. Thank you. Well, no refunds and no guarantees. Wow, and no shout out to Lucy at the end of that one. But I do appreciate people by dragging their girlfriends and wives along with them. We see a lot of that.

To Largo, it's gonna be a fun time. I know a lot of women are just like, I don't know who you are. That's always the meet and greet. My husband listens to you a lot. It's like, yeah, sounds like a cool guy. It's not. Have you considered a separate area for the wives?

It's a good idea. Drop them off here. We'll watch it for the next three hours and pick them up afterward. We're showing us the new season of blow deck over in this room. Go watch that. Oh, Jenny Jinkals won't be on the show. There's new below deck. All right, this has been a lot of fun.

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Man that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that I can't get enough dicks in my body. Did you already do patent Oswald? No, I didn't. Oh, that cracks me up every time. That was a great episode. That was really great. It is very difficult to be this stupid.

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