Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep498 - Peripheries Podcast

Episode Date: March 3, 2024

This week we’re checking in on Rachel Dolezal, the white woman who is still trying to convince everyone that she’s a black woman. She loves talking about her “identity” which is probably the main topic she should avoid. And for a woman obsessed with being black, it’s pretty odd that she thinks race is a social construct.  Christian Bladt stepped in at the last minute and was probably the first guest who did more prep than I did. We talked about Kevin Brennan’s fire alarm show, Scorch’s reboot of PFG-TV, OJ Simpson on It Is What It Is, Stuttering John’s excuse for not filing a lawsuit, and Katt Williams on the Joe Rogan Experience. Although I forgot Christian watched the entire three hour episode of JRE just to bring us up to speed so that happens after the Net News segment. Also, another round of To Catch An Alien and your voicemails.  Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

as president of the late and gay committee. I hereby certify this episode 100% grade A. What, what, what? Here we go, here we go. I wanna be black, I wanna be a panda, have a girlfriend named Samantha, and have a twin wife, hi. Welcome to Peripheries.

I am Rachel D'Alajall, your host. Episode number four. 98. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what? I miss penis. What are you talking about?

I'm the one who should apologize. Uh, is it gonna be absolutely riveting? Is it gonna change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's gonna be at least entertaining, okay? Lady Kay has not been wrong. If he says he's got proof, he's got proof. By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to shut the fuck up. Cuz.

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and then shit all over us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a podcast called Peripheries Podcast. It was a suggestion from Jody B. We both listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A show hosted by Rachel Dolezal. And Rachel Dolezal, you might remember,

was the woman who claimed to be black and then it was discovered that bulls of her parents are Caucasian, making it very difficult for her to be black. And so she was outed and I believe she lost her job. She was the president or the head of the NAACP. And Christian, what am I getting wrong on this? I actually didn't research. I'm just trying to Yeah, obviously it is one of the funnier stories. It's right. It's like tied with Elizabeth Warren saying that she's Native American You know, in her defense. She is 2.3 percent Native American. So it's a great point because Rachel is I believe 0.0 percent But as we'll show I have a clip that will highlight that,

and I'm sure you do too. She's actually as black as she wants to be. Perfect. And I think that's where we should start, because she put out one of her podcast episodes. It was her reading the prologue to her memoir, because she needs a memoir for whatever reason. And it doesn't stop at making up that you're black.

She's also making up her African name now too. This is Nkechi Amarejalo, but many of you know me as Rachel Dolejalo. I'll be reading the prologue to my book, Info Color, Finding My Place in a Black and White World. Nkechi Amarejal is her West African name. And I looked this up according to Essence Magazine. It says, Rachel Dolezal legally changed her name

to reflect the West Africa in her continued quest to troll black people. That was the first sentence of the article at Essence Magazine. She's trolling black people. So this right here, again, this is from the prologue to her memoir. I'm only like, I don't have a couple clips and then we'll get into the podcast. But this is such a cop out. People always ask me what it was like living as a black woman, as if I no longer live that way, as if my blackness

were just a costume I put on to amuse myself or acquire some sort of benefits. People always ask me, no one's asking you anything. Don't even start with that. You just want to say something. So you go, you know what people always ask me? They don't, they guarantee you. Well, what was it like being a black woman, Rachel? What's it like being so successful and popular and smart?

People always ask me. Thank God this was only nine minutes. They're fucking prologues. I listened to it in the car. I wasn't just infuriating. Yeah, it's an raging. Yeah. To reference the great, who are these socials? I think the same people who are asking her are the people that Daniel Alexander

woke dad runs into it as coffee shop, you know, the ones that he tries to teach a little bit. Yeah. The same one saying, what was it like to live as a black woman? A made of conversation, another word. Yes. Exactly. It never happened. One, correct. Exactly.

It never happened. One more clip from here, I'm going to distract it because Go Go Gadget Wang has nude photos of her. He's posting them at the Discord right now as we speak. She does have an only fans from what I'm told. Yeah, I had not seen her boobs before. And Kyle seems like somebody that would spend the eight bucks a month or whatever it takes.

All right, so this is one more clip where she talks about how she was able to trans... I'll use the word transition from a white girl to a black woman. In fact, I grew up in a painfully white world when I was happy to escape from when I left home for college where my identity as a black woman began to emerge. where my identity as a black woman began to emerge. A painfully white world. There was very little graffiti. Everyone was at a job all day long. Two cars, the drive-thru. Painfully white. No fed beats.

All my friends grew up in two-parent homes. So painfully white. But then you went off to college. And by the way, fuck college. Christian, you have children. I do. Are you going to be sending your children to college and by the way fuck college Christian you have children I do me sending your children to college when they get to that age whatever whatever college They can get into with a scholarship. So if that's a junior college or community college, that's fine So it's just cheap. I was talking about the brainwashing that's going out. But you're just like, yes, I'm not paying for it

Listen, who are these broadcasters that are going to take off? What are these days, Kretzscher? What are these days? The night school they want to. All right. What did you pick up on from this podcast? Okay. So the episode that I focused on was a little different than a lot of the ones that were listed there where she has guests. So this episode was listed as the ABCs of race and culture.

Now this episode was one hour and one minute long, and she rattled off, I'm not exaggerating, 52 definitions of racial terminology in that one hour and one minute. Can I ask a dumb question? Yes, please. This is a dumb question. When you say the ABCs of, I think of children's book where they go, A is for Apple. Sure. Eating Apple every day. Keep the doctor away. It was slightly like that. It was. You heard this. Yeah. Is that what it was? Everything started with like a letter and then she

goes through the alphabet? Yeah. And it wasn't worth highlighting, but there was more than once where the words actually weren't in alphabetical order. They were just the right letter, but she kind of, she kind of mixed them up a little bit. But the, my first clip I think explains the word ancestry. And you might be surprised to find out that Rachel has taken some of those ancestry.com style tests. I did take ancestry.com, 23andMe, National J-Croat.

Like I've taken like so many different ones and one of the things that's been interesting is they all kind of come up with different results. Um, you know, which then makes me wonder if this, if, if it's really, you know, that, um, scientific, let me save you some, some money in time, Rachel. The very first man was ever discovered was from Africa. Okay, so we're all Africans. All right, you happy dog? We just move out and get the shit. Oh, she brings that up. Oh, does she really? Okay, I didn't hear this one. Well, she tries to kind of undermine what these tests find in my second clip when she talks about something

in the DNA that can be found in each of them clipped to today they sent out an email talking about picky eater DNA. So there's actually 59,000 markers in your DNA that connect with whether or not you're going to be a picky eater. Yeah. So look at what bullshit this is. I mean, it's going to be a picky eater. You're going to eat chicken McNuggets for dinner again. My DNA Past the barbecue sauce

After that she starts to really lean into this idea that race is a social construct clip three Okay, so there's 59,000 DNA markers for picky eaters. I wonder in comparison how many markers account for race and what they're going to say about that, like racialized characteristics of hair texture, eye shape, skin tone, etc. So when I look that up, basically the the internet is like, actually, there are no markers because race has been disproven as a biological or scientific idea, and it's just a social construct. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I know there's no thing as gender anymore, if the dead doesn't exist, whatever you're born is bullshit, but now there's no such thing as race either. Yeah.

I mean, I thought you would have known that by this point. Clip five is really short and sums up exactly what she just said. State of mind. Races a state of mind. Oraces a state of mind. Yeah, it's a state of mind. So you. So there's times you could be black in the morning,

but then by the afternoon you're Asian Yeah, that's what she says. It just it just depends on which holidays you're trying to get Never been more upset at the discord. Okay, let me just explain what's happening right now Christian There was a photo of her and her boobs and her boobs are fine. It's fine They're not a big deal But now she's spread eagle on her back and showing everything and getting right up in there. And the most disturbing part is that it's her bedroom behind her is a photo of her on the wall. Jesus Christ.

I missed that part. Oh, God. I can't believe Kyle's putting all this in the Discord. I thought he was a friend, but you know, of all the only fans, girls that I followed, none of them have posted to themselves in their room because it would be embarrassing. Yeah, they would say humble. That's only because you don't follow Karen Fian. That's true. I don't. Yes. She's not my, not my type. Okay. So I listened to an episode where she brings on a guest.

So we're doing a little bit of a Q&A, call and response back and forth interview. It's're doing a little bit of a Q and A call and response back and forth interview. It's almost like a co interview. A co interview. You mean like a conversation? Is the word you're looking for a conversation? I'm going to ask questions. He's going to ask questions like a co interview. Okay. Everything has to be an interview, I guess. No, everything has to be a different word in this. Right. Yeah. You can't just use English like the rest of us over here. Yeah. You know, interviews are kind of a myth as well, Carl. And so are conversations. They don't really exist. All right. Let's find out what kind of questions we're going to be asking here.

But we're going to talk about identity and how we are more complex than just one dimensional and how we really have to listen to someone to really understand the shape of their soul. Okay, so speaking of making shit up, now she's saying that you have to listen to someone to understand the shape of their soul. Have you ever heard that term before? I have not. I don't know that souls have a shape.

Yeah, I hear a lot of bullshit, but that's actually a new one. Yeah, that's a new one. All right, so that'll be one of her book titles. When I hear her set up the whole show with that, I go, oh, so this is a waste of everyone's time? Yeah, cool. Then I'll stop listening. Shit, it's my job.

So, yeah. So here I am listening to this guy, King, that she has on. Now, King is from The Royal Couch Show. It's a radio show. And King's very proud of himself. Very proud of his profession. He is a internet or what he says he is a radio personality Okay, and so when you're a radio personality, you have to have a personality

and I'm just all around Advocates for just doing right, you know, I mean whatever that may be so if that's you know feeding the homeless or doing food drives or advocating for LGBTQ rights or anything of that nature, anything that my heart dies to. So how do you describe yourself? I'm an advocate for things that are right, like getting food to people who are hungry and not discriminating against gay people. Okay. Cool. Pretty cool personality. I got to turn into this guy's radio show. It's pretty fantastic. Well, since we're talking about it, let's get into the question time. Rachel

is going to explain how conversations work. Yeah. All right. All right. So I'm going to ask you a question and then you're going to ask me a question. We'll go back and forth. Okay. Yes. What part of your identity do you think random people just like seeing you, you know, out on the town or whatever first notice about you? So that that that question has weight into it, right?

It's healthy. Why? Why say that is because for me, right? First off, this guy is not a good radio personality. You can't talk and this co interview sucks. Yeah, that question fucking blows right there. What part of your identity do random people first notice about you? Out of my frosted tips. Why don't you ask them? But who thinks like this?

I don't know. Who thinks? Everything about them is their identity, because they're making it up. So then they have to focus on it even more. It's like, stop worrying about your identity. You're making it up anyway. Think about something else.

Worry about your achievements in life. But I couldn't believe the next thing the king says blew me away. I am a Hispanic man. I'm Puerto Rican. My mother and father Puerto Rican grew up in a Spanish culture through the Spanish culture. But my appearing when people randomly first meet me, they automatically think that I am Black, which would I identify, identify what being African American? She found another one. Holy shit.

There's two of them. And this guy's an idiot because he already has the get out of jail free card minority card with being Puerto Rican. It's just like, not good enough. I want to be black. I can get blacker. Yeah.

And it's not even just black, but African-American specifically. Holy shit. This guy's real name is Juan. I'm not even making that up. Sounds like Derek the nerdy vampire from what we do in the shadows. I can't believe there's two of them. And I have to say, I'm putting this out there's my prediction that this will be normalized someday. Rachel was ahead of her time because if solar is an eagle and she's an eagle because a falcon, a wolf and

a mouse combined and then she became an eagle. If you don't know what I'm talking about, there's a guy, DeSys, and we follow on who are these socials named solar is a lot of different alters. And some of them are robots, some of them are space aliens and no one's crying racist, you know, no one's upset about that. So just don't talk about their teeth. That's the important thing in the solar. Yeah, that's the one big takeaway. Do not comment on our teeth.

Geez, I wonder why I kept that on the board. Anyway, not the point. The point is I can't believe I'm listening to an interview between two people aren't black who claim to be black. It's fan-fuckin' fantastic. Only in America. What a crazy racist country we have here in America with institutionalized racism, where people who aren't black pretend to be and want to get away with it.

I'm trying to remember the show that we covered about the systems. Yes. And how they were trying to outdo each other. Right, yeah, yeah. I got 22 personalities. Yes. And how they were trying to outdo each other. Right, yeah, yeah. I got 22 personalities. Yeah. You only got 11.

I'm so black, my dad left my mom when I was two. Oh yeah? Well, I'm gonna stop myself right there. Christian, what else? Yeah, so going back to the definitions and the vocabulary, in clip seven, she kind of explains, she's doing the term African-American. And in clip seven, she kind of explains a common misconception about Rachel. Okay.

African-American is a term that I never claimed, but people will say, oh, Rachel claimed to be African-American. No, I did not. You know, black is different than African-American. I'll get into black in the bee column. Oh my gosh. I wish John Malondas was her guest on this one. So hold on. You're going to have to wait a little bit. But when we get to the bees, I'm really going to explain it. She also goes on to say that- Oh god, what does she stand for? She also goes on to say that she's going to stand for. Oh, no. All right.

I'm sorry. You're going. What she is talking about affirmative action. So in clip nine, she reinforces this idea that women don't need to claim to be a minority, because women are already a minority covered under affirmative action. So I think the majority of this podcast episode

is her just trying to do some damage control about it. You all know about her. But so clip nine is the one that explains this. So just to be kind of, you know, just aware so that, you know, make a statement like, oh, you just pretended to be black because you wanted to take advantage of affirmative action. That would make no sense if somebody's a woman, then, you know, actually it'd be, they don't, you know, if you're a woman, you wouldn't

have to actually even list anything racially. Like that's already gender as a protected class or marginalized group. I didn't know that. I had no idea. I did learn that from her, but I don't know, do you get more action if you say, well, I'm not just a white woman. I'm also a black woman. OK, well, now we're really try hard to give you the leg up from affirmative action.

Well, I don't even know what that's even referring. Like, I know affirmative action is a thing, but now I'm going to get fused as to where it gets applied. Yeah, me too. Yeah, college admissions, I think, was always the big one. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the big one. Yeah, yeah. The big one and then the college has got sued because the Asian people are just like, uh, hey guys, no row.

What were you there or something? Yeah, spot on. So, sometimes Rachel just gets into a word so that she can strong arm her personal opinion into these vocabulary words. So clip 10 is the word archetype. Archetypes. So social or racial symbols or prototypes that are often based on stereotypes. These would include things like Aunt Jemima or the Mammy, Jezebel or the whore, um, ABW

and angry black woman, Uncle Tom, Carlton, Uncle Reckis, an example would be like, oh, Clarence Thomas isn't Uncle Tom. Carlton made the list? Well, I was just like, why did poor Alfonso Ribeiro get on this list? You know, he hasn't had enough for doing the Carlton dance. So all of a sudden Carlton equals Uncle Tom. I didn't know that. Yeah, that's news to me, too.

It's like, well, I was just a character that I played on television. But yeah, any any is a mean dancer. I have one more clip before you you can take the reins back. Sounds good. And Chris, and I hate to interrupt you because you're you're flowing and things are going well. But I'm getting so distracted by the fucking discord. So somebody Photoshopped John, this old room where he used to podcast from. to interrupt you because you're flowing and things are going well, but I'm getting so distracted by the fucking discord. So somebody photoshopped John in his old room where he used to podcast from and he's bending

over so you can see the back wall and he's got a poster of Rachel's friend on the back wall. And I mean, I'm not surprised John's into this type of chick, but I don't think he wanted to display it like that. It's not good. He does have a good taste. He wants the credit for it. And interestingly, the next vocabulary word in clip 12

actually refers directly to what you're looking at right now. She's talking about bleaching, and she gets very specific about bleaching in clip 12. Bleaching is basically lightening the skin through creams, usually. It also can be used though, bleaching creams to like remove just like a dark spot or birthmark or to lighten intimate areas. So posterior bleaching has kind of become common in the porn industry.

Yeah. Can confirm she's not bleaching her asshole. Can confirm. Didn't know that before we started the show. Yeah. But now we have a team on it. Yeah. By the way, there was Adam Thoreau. I should imagine you photo shop that for us to put that up there. It seems like what Adam Thoreau should be up to on Saturday morning for afternoon. Very good stuff. Do you have a comment about

the bleaching stuff? I just that of course she knows about it because I thought that I might have surprised you with the fact that she has it only fans. But now you know better than Chris and I that she has an only. Yes, correct. Your eyes could never unsee what you've seen today. It's eye opening, you might say. There's a lot of openings. I have to say this is an older podcast that I listened to it's from November and

it seems like Shane Gillis stole a joke from Rachel Dolezal. It's like, oh, that's, that's pretty cool. But then I'm also sometimes like, just don't Google my name, please. Cause that'll all come crashing down like really fast. Don't Google it. Don't, don't bother Googling it. If you don't know already. All right. So now it's, it's King's turn to ask her a question. Now, if you remember what her question was, it was something about what part of your identity to random people first notice about you. And that wasn't a great first question in my opinion. But I'm sure King's got a good one. Yeah, so, all right, it's your turn. Yeah, so, and this is a good question for you because with, you know, the media attention that you do get and everything else that goes around your name, you know, what part of your identity do you think your closest friends will highlight? So this is getting even more convoluted. What part of your identity would your closest friends and family identify? So how do you think she's going to answer this one? I'll give it the answer.

She pats herself on the back, of course. With the people that are closest to you, how do they identify you? I think that the first part of my identity that everyone would bring up is that I'm a great mom. Just being a mother, you know, I know this last Mother's Day, Franklin was saying like, you're like the mom. Jesus, this is like stuttering, job level. Oh, the student said that I was his favorite teacher

on teacher appreciation day. when they're not saying that I'm a great mom. They just call me hero Pretty much one or the other I guess I can't believe this conversation is insane These two adult people are patting themselves on the back over and over again. How would people identify you as an amazing mom? Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. It's like a job interview is like, well, you know, I'm a little bit too much of a perfectionist. Yeah. But you notice her kid's name is Franklin. Yes. Who of course is the black peanuts. You know, Charlie Brown's friend. He's the black one.

So she named him Franklin. Also the black puppet on arrest and development. Yeah. All right. True. You know, I just wish that King would have asked the most appropriate question. What we all know is the greatest question

in the history of podcasting, chocolate or vanilla. Yes, correct. That actually would apply in this case better than most. All right, so after a mother though, okay, you're an amazing mom. We all agree on that. You know, we all know. But what else?

There's gotta be more layers to this onion. Second and third would be artist and advocate. So yeah, none of those three things were highlighted in the media for sure. And that did make me feel really unseen. You know, the media really made her feel unseen. When they focused on the fact she was pretending to be a black woman and didn't talk about her art.

It's kind of like when Michael Richards, everyone's like, well, you know, he used the N word on stage. No one was like, but you ever see him enter a room though? Fucking hilarious. Okay, it's great. Like, why don't you pick up on that too? Crushes it's scrabble. She would have liked it if everybody had focused on how she was pretending to be a black artist and pretending to be a black mom. That's what she really wanted to be known for. And by the way, every good mom has an oldie fans account. That's all good moms have an oldie fans account with their nudes leaking all the internet. We can agree for their kids, friends to find in a discord server somewhere.

So I want her to explain though. You say you're an artist. What does that mean? Okay. Very creative. I'm an artist and you know I create visual art. I also create in the kitchen. I'm you know a cook, a gardener. I do a lot of creative work. So I think that in that sense that's really the core of me. Cooking and gardening are art now. Did you know that? No. Sorry, who's a Chris is an artist?

Yeah, I guess I'm an artist. Wow. If race is a construct, gardening can be an art, you know? Sure. It's the world we live in now. Why not? So one more clip from this package because King then has to tell Rachel how amazing she is.

Cause that's usually how a co-interview goes. Apparently. I love that and I did want to comment on your artistry. Your art is amazing and not just to say to be biased because I'm on the podcast. I just interviewed with you but going through your page and just going through your art. It's not only creatively good as far as like artistically like looking at it looks good, but the the soul you put into it exudes how the art like your pieces speak out and they speak loudly and many many artists and that's an all aspect of the word artists, musicians, any painters, all artists, you know, not everyone has the ability to be able to speak through

their art and I think you do that loudly and proudly. So I did want to touch on that real quick, just let you give me your flowers on that because you are amazing. Alright, to the audio editor, if you can hear me rolling my eyes, please take that out in post and I want that to interfere with the clip that we just played. So I went to her website to look at this amazing art where she talks to her soul or whatever he just said. And there's a quote mark on the top of the web page. And it says, my art is characterized by a resourceful use of materials,

a resilient spirit and a revolutionary drive to challenge the norm. And then the quote is attributed to Rachel. She wrote her own quote for how amazing her artist racial Fucking awesome Carl when he said he was When he said he was going through her page. I just assumed it was her only fans, you know, he was commenting her pieces Yeah, I didn't realize you had another website on top of that. It's another website on top of that one. Oh my God. If you guys could please stop putting the butthole back in the discord.

I mean, those are nice pieces, but it's something almost like an exclamation point. All right, back to you, Christian. All right. So when she's when she's, uh, explaining the phrase colored people, uh, she decides to have a little fun with it, uh, in a, in a clip, which is clip number 16, but I would like to call it Rachel, Rachel sin. You'll, you'll hear why she gets that name. You know, I remember a joke from Mississippi about the term when I was living in

West Jackson, which is the Black Pro Town versus North Jackson. And basically it was like, I don't know why they call us colored when white folk are the ones who change color. They're blue when they're cold, they're red when they're angry, they're green when they're jealous. Anyway, it was kind of like referring to paler skin, being more transparent and showing like differences in the circulatory system, like blood flow and stuff. So it was kind of like, why do they say color people

and they're the ones turning colors? So we all know that the best way to make a joke work is to explain it, but even better than that is to explain it twice. No, we got it. We totally understand. Yeah, why do they call it that? And why are Jews called shape shifters?

What's with that? Well, I think that this is a clip, clip 17, where I feel like she's talking about somebody we know who lives in Canoga Park. I don't want to name names at this point in the show, but if you could play clip 17, I think we can figure out who'd relate to this. So colorblind is also, people will see, I don't see color. I don't, they'll say this, right? I'm colorblind. I don't see color. And usually it's stated from someone belonging to a dominant group who's trying to say that

they see people as equals, but it comes off like not in that way. It's heard more as I don't see you. You know, I don't see, you know, like I'm ignoring the fact that we, that there's diversity. So it's, it's kind of offensive because it sounds like you're ignoring instead of appreciating and honoring cultural differences. You're like trying to sweep it under the rug, not talk about it. Just move on because it's more comfortable for the person in the dominant group to do that rather than saying like, oh wow, like I love your hair

or something. Pfft. There's no winning with us, bro. There's no winning. Fuck, I gave up a long time ago when I realized that there's no winning. I'm a white man and it's over for me, it's fine. I've got two more short clips.

She's talking about the term color blind in clip 18. We're not blind. So you're not color blind. Nobody's color blind. Well, some people are color blind in the sense of like actual visual situation where they don't see red or something, but in certain light ray of color. We know. It's almost like it means two different things.

I think she was afraid Mike Geary was listening. So she's like, oh, hold on, hold on. Damage control again. You know, and my final clip from Rachel D'Olazal is the one that I probably should have played first because it made me hate her so much. It's from the end of her show, clip 19. As always to everyone on the periphery, I hear you.

I am here for you. No, she, no, you're not. You're not here for me. She's here for them, all of them. No, you're not. Okay, so let's get back to this co-interview. And let's find out the next question that Rachel asks. Remember the first question was your identity blah, blah,

blah, blah, Now you talk. This was the second question that she asked. So the next question for you is what part of your identity are you most comfortable talking about with other people? Like what part do you just want to kind of like, you could just talk about for hours. And it brings you joy to discuss. I'm going to pause it right there. This question is terrible. Yeah, but I believe they talk about it for hours.

Oh, I think you're right about that. I think that's all they fucking talk about. So let me ask you, Christian Blatt, what part of your identity are you most comfortable talking about? And you can talk about for hours. Probably my identity as a guy with a 10 inch cock. Yeah, I know. I'm with you on that.

Yeah. You get me rippin' up my balls. All, I know. I'm with you on that. Yeah. You get me riffing out my balls? All right. Let's see how he answers that question. The part of my identity outside of my skin color is my work identity, right? My work, the way I put my passion into my work, let me say that Remember radio personality? I won't talk about how good I am at work because I talk for a living and I um

I'm also a lumber So just a follow-up to that so he says that he can talk about himself for hours, which is, you know, a normal thing that people do that is not annoying at all in any single way. I can talk about my work for hours and hours and hours on stage. It's a lot of times people are okay, we get it. I understand. We know who you are. We know what you do. We know what the box and not on a, on a cocky level, but just on a, Hey, did you know you can do this with this? Hey, let me help you with that. And you're just, oh, did you know I can do this for you or, or, or. Oh, okay. So he talks about great. He is, but not a cocky way.

That's good to know. I'm glad he's not. I'm great. You're with self esteem. All right. So I have to avoid this sound. It's so fucking distracting. Jody B just posted a photo of Rachel bent over with Oliver Holschoing, but he covered up with the black power fist. Of course it does. Of course it does. Rachel would be proud of that Photoshop. I have a feeling. All right. I have to make that into a T-shirt. See how that goes. March 22nd. These will be on sale. All right. So this is a last clip

I have on here. You know what? I do believe that this world is an ugly place and we need more people talking about positivity, especially self-positivity. Because that's something, we're so quick to tell someone else they're pretty. We're so quick to tell somebody else good job. We're so quick to tell somebody else they're doing good, but we don't seem to do that for ourselves much. Yeah. I mean, think it, but don't say it out loud.

It's a noxious. Get confident, stupid. What a dumb thing to say. We should all be talking about how amazing we are to each other. No, don't. Please don't do that. Just think it. Yeah.

Or don't think it. Right. Either way. Be amazing first. And then we'll go from there. And then whatever you want to do. All right. Anything else you want to play from the podcast you listened to?

Well, I do want to go to a clip that I think might be particularly offensive to the three of us. Clip six, she's talking about the term Anglo-Saxon. So an Anglo-Saxon is basically the myth of some kind of like heroic, dramatic people who are superior, who are leaders, who are, you know, this, um, just natural born, smart, funny, interesting, humble, creative, get the trains running on time, created jobs program that gets everybody working. Dominant group that sprouted out of the ground in Europe.

So, um, the Anglo-Saxon idea is a myth and it's based on white supremacy. Of course it is based on white supremacy. Of course, it's based on white supremacy. Everything always is, isn't it? I think we all knew that. Yep. And my final clip from Rachel would be on a similar topic. If only we could have cars run on white supremacy.

Global warming would be a thing of the past. This white supremacy could do almost anything, but it can't fuel your vehicle for some reason. Oh, like Elon Musk hasn't been working on that for a decade. What was that? Citizens for the guy at Bagley, Jr. Yes. It runs on my sense of self satisfaction.

Yes. All right. On the same topic, Caucasian is the word she's using and it's clip 14. Okay. The Caucasian race, also, Caucasoid, European or European, all of those things were like early markers of race. And it is now an obsolete racial classification of humans, even though it's still used in a social construct way, but it's obsolete in a scientific way based on now disproven theory of biological race.

Yeah. So there's no more Caucasians, no more Anglo-Saxons. Everybody's just whatever they want to be. Wait, you mean like colorblind? Is that what she's trying to say? I believe that's exactly the answer. I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing. You know, Adam Karola has a theory on this, and I actually might subscribe to it. Is that what she's trying to say? I believe that's exactly the bad thing. I'm pretty sure that's a bad thing.

You know, Adam Corolla has a theory on this, and I actually might subscribe to it. It sounds pretty good to me. The better the weather is, the less productive people are. If it's sunny every day, and breezy, and you're near the water, like what are you gonna do, fucking invent a car?

No. But if you're living up north, that it's wintertime and it's shitty. It's like you got to figure out indoor plumbing and stuff. Kind of makes sense, right? Is that how we said it? I don't know. Okay. I heard him say it a long time ago. What was invented in Daytona Beach? I agree with that's what I mean. Okay. Throw it out there. Anything else, Christian?

No, no, no. That's more than enough, Rachel. I think we've solved the racial problems, and I now respect her right to be whatever she feels like she should be. Did you say we solved the Rachel problems? I didn't mean to, but I'll just pretend I didn't. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No more Rachel problems. All right.

With that, I want to bring us to our... Grinch of the Week. Grinch of the Week. more Rachel problems. Yeah. All right. With that, I want to bring us to our and Nick Tucker, I think I saw in the chat over there, sent this in. Apparently, mom swipes left just recorded their final episode. Yeah, I know. It's all it's all over. But Nick sends this in he says, this moment from the finale is a good way to remember the gin and Carol we all love. Oh, I can't cut my toenails without my glasses on. Part of the reason I haven't shaved my pussy

since COVID, though since before COVID is because I went from contacts to glasses because I couldn't get my fucking contacts. And also they were so dry. I couldn't get them in. And I couldn't get them out right cuz I'm not a shakes Yeah, so I moved to glasses. Yeah when you're in the shower, and you're doing a full pussy shades There's no fucking way. I mean I've given up gotta go to a professional

I'm not even gonna but I'm just saying if you ever want to get rid of a I'm sure Kyle's got him. No, thank you. Although anyone has an only fans that we've covered on who are these podcasts before? It's gonna be the mom swipes left ladies. That's gross. That's great.

I'll give you that. Are you familiar with the John and Jeff show by any chance Christian Black? Is it? It's bound for a while, right? Like, is it the one that used to be on before like Opie and Anthony? I feel like they've talked about it. They used to all listen to it on the drive in and it's like the most vanilla bland show anybody's ever heard. They got jocked over it multiple times. Yeah, okay. Because the John and Jeff show, they would do these promos and be like, we're two guys who think that sometimes the woman should pay for dinner.

We're two guys. You know, they would just say the cheesiest shit. They thought they were being outrageous and crazy. So Goody Two shoes put together a new promo for the John and Jeff show that I think probably would have worked better for them. We're two guys who think our Kelly got screwed over. We're two guys who think Kevin Brennan is hilarious. We're two guys who think the age of consent in Asia should be 12.

Wow, it's pretty outrageous right there. It's pretty outrageous. I'm going to tune in. That wasn't that show. That's pretty outrageous right there. It's pretty outrageous. I'm going to tune in. That wasn't that show. So that's pretty cool. I have to play this video real quick. Jake Hudson wants to come on W.A.T.P. He wants to be on the show.

I know I get invitations from him to go on his show. Never announced just an email with about 50 different people all copied out of Kevin Brennan's out of a chancey and all these different people and just like a link to his Streamyard thing and I have not gone on his show and principle uncertainty sent me a note through Patreon saying hey Jake really wants to come on your show so this is a video that I think Jake sent this to me I can't remember who but there's just a clip from his show. I can't promise anything but I'll ask Carl. Thank you. I can't promise anything

but I'll ask Carl. Okay. You know who I am. I do. Oh yeah of course he does. I've done songs for him in the past. Yes. Jake, you're in the mix, man. I wanted him to review me. You wanted to review you? I want, I want to. So can we review Jake Hudson? It's not a show, right?

Is this a guy he's streaming from his bed? I don't know if we can review it. What do you think, Christian? Should we review Jake Hudson show? I mean, he's asking for it. So, you know, I think that I mean, I don't know how many minutes you could spend on it. But I mean, right there, let's me believe that you might be able to get a couple minutes out of Jake Hudson's show. Okay. All right. So maybe we'll have him on.

Maybe we'll do a show. Yeah, we just did. But maybe we'll put a poll up, see what people think. Oh, that's a good idea. Yeah, how we should do this kind of thing. All right. I have to play another quick clip for us. This one coming in from MyLossInterest does a fantastic job of putting these videos together

because I never would have seen this, if not for my loss interest. Kevin Brennan is doing his Money Grab show where he's just by himself reading super chats. And Kevin Brennan is so desperate for money that he has to do this, even when he should definitely stop podcasting and call it a day. He wanted me to help him get on Conan. I was like, there's not much I can do.

You know, I mean, bottom line is, you know, most people don't, don't, most people don't, what's going on my phone? Most people live, most people don't, most comics, stay where they're at. That's what I, that's been my experience. Most comics, if you're born in Chicago, you're gonna stay in Chicago.

What a broadcast. You're gonna be a comic there. I hope you get discovered or whatever I don't know what the fuck you thought I was like I was gonna go to New York Jesus Wow Wow that's a heck of a worm Wow so now two hours later, he finally comes back to his stream that's been going this whole time. Hello?

Ha ha ha ha. The fire alarm went off from the building. Oh my god. I guess you can hear it. It'll run for a minute. Make sure there's no fire. Oh, this is so annoying. I'm going to keep.

I'll keep doing it. Wow. What did this happen to me? They basically gonna keep I'll keep doing it. Wow. What did this happen to me? They basically they told me we lived there for a long time, but they when we first moved in there was, could you imagine my alarm went off? There's fires all the time. You need not fires the alarm would go off all the time. So it was fucking annoying. So we used to go down. Can you guys even hear me? We used to go down. We used to go, we used to go down, go outside, but we don't do it anymore. Cause it's always something stupid. God damn it. Let me talk to Adam. It's one of the better episodes. He's not actually.

Yeah. That alarm is hilarious. Yeah. It's actually of the better episodes. He's not actually that alarm. It's hilarious. Yeah, it's actually really funny. It's better than people calling stuttering John's apartment. It's up there. You can control it. It's up there. So I was calling Adam Hinnaker. Turn off the fire alarm.

Because Adam won't pick up Listen to my show cuz the fire line went off on my bill. I want to see how bad it sounds Just stop doing a show just stop doing your show do it another time with the alarms on dog He has to call Anna to say tell me if it sounds bad. Yes. It's you hear that really loud alarm behind you. Your microphone's picking that up too, Kevin. Yes. Yeah, it shouldn't. It shouldn't run forever because uh, I know I know Carl's going to have a fucking field day with this. Holy shit. They're going to go nuts over this. fucking field day with this. Holy shit.

They're going to go nuts over this. Oh, not his head. Think I might be in his head a little bit. What was that recorded announcement with the alarm? I've never heard that. Yeah, there's an announcement going on through the building saying, use the stairwell.

Don't use the elevators. Continue to podcast. It didn't say I listen. It didn't say continue to podcast. It literally said, get up whatever you're doing and get out of here Wait wait for one more super chat from broccoli. Yeah. Yeah. Just see if someone with a hundred bucks gonna come out of that Soon as that happens you got to go All right, of course the big news the big big news throughout the dabble verse and to all the old ONA fans

Scorch is back. He was fired by his radio station or, you know what? I'm saying he was fired. Maybe he quit. I don't know what happened. But he no longer has the morning show in Wisconsin. So now he started up PFG TV. And that stands for pretty fucking great TV. And PFG TV is something that

Open Anthony used to play quite a bit on their show. Some of my favorite episodes of open Anthony were them teasing him because he would do this public access show and he would claim that it was growing and they had millions of viewers and they're getting picked up in new markets all the time and it's a big deal. And meanwhile, it's so disjointed. He'd be in a studio one day with the drummer from Boston, and then the next day he's by himself in a bar somewhere where you could hear people not even

paying attention to what he's doing. And it's basically what OPI turned into. You're all thinking it. Yes. But Scorch is very excited because he's back doing PFG, big announcement. This is going to be the launch of the new season of P. F. G. TV. So no bagel shop, huh? No. This is at some type of bar. And what happens is he, I don't know if this was actually live or not. Do you know Christian? Yeah, it did stream live. It was Thursday. I think it was eight o'clock Eastern and yeah, I I tried to watch.

I don't know if they were having a hard time getting it started because it started 26 minutes late. Correct. It was just a screen for 26 minutes and it finally comes on and it's got some rock and intro music and then everything falls apart immediately. Yeah. Yeah. What? Keep going, you guys. I'll stop now.

Ha ha. Oh. Scorch. You had a pretty good pop there. You don't have to tell people to applaud. Yeah. That's so sad. Please clap.

What kind of desk is he using? So if we're going to listen to this, I'll just describe what we're seeing. There's a brick wall. He's in a corner. There's a woman on a couch and he is behind. It's not a desk. No, it's a repurposed spool of. Yeah.

You put some kind of wire around that. Yeah. Someone you have in your fort as a child. I was thinking too, this would be a toy that we would have played Yeah, someone you have in your fort as a child This would be a toy that we would have played whether probably would have skateboarded out or something When I was younger put some stickers on but he is using it as his desk I'm assuming that that is just part of the bar. Maybe people put their drinks on there and an appetizer Well, I'm you watch the game, but I am. I am giving up my pal, Holly, Holly, Holly. Before I talk to you and before I talk to you guys,

I want to dedicate this season of Scorches, BFG TV. And if I start crying, deal with it. Two people very important to this show and very important to me. One of them is name was Kirk Wilson. Whatever. So the audio is fucked. Yeah. We're out of the game. The crowd is miked really well actually. Yeah. Right? You can hear the 17 people who are watching but you can't really hear scores.

So I don't know if someone's trying to fix it or what is going on But then what happens later is that there is this delay that's happening So everything is an echo and then it also gets out of sync too So it's the hardest thing to watch ever because it's out of sync and there's an echo and at some certain points I think there's multiple conversations going on But I do appreciate the fact that Scorch knows where his bread is buttered. He knows no one would know who he was if it weren't for Opie and Anthony. And so he gives a shout out to the ONA fans.

Millions of fans. Some of them, he actually got really autographed. The other one of which he did himself. But we don't know the difference. Jim's coming up. Two other really big things on this very first show. The co-interview. Five.

This is the FGT. This is theinterview. Five! It's the first show to be on GTV. This is the big one. Psychic Bonnie's the hitman. Oh, Psychic Bonnie! Woo! We love you, Bonnie. We love you, Bonnie. Let me tell you guys a quick story.

Bonnie and Mr. Skin, I think I'm going to be joining us next week. Bonnie has been on the show with me for over 22 years on my radio show. Is Mr. Skin going to be on the show next week? I didn't think it was possible for me to lose respect for Mr. Skin, but it just happened. Yeah, we'll believe it when we see him. I told you, I said, hey, you know what, why don't we have one on the TV show?

And thanks to Jim Zons and Easy New Media. Thank you guys, I'll tell you what, we weren't sure if we were gonna be able to pull it off, but you know what, we pulled it off. Just like any thing right now. A Zoom call is the easiest thing. In fact, when she comes out, we'll play it in a minute. She's the one with good audio. That's the only thing that actually works.

Yeah, in the house. And hey, ONA fans, hey, you passed. The Opian Anthony passed. It's great. God bless you. I love you guys. Thank you. Thank you buddy. Good work for you guys For the first time ever I've been doing this game for 30 years on the radio. It's never been live

We are going to be spinning the wheel spinning the Wheel of Me. Me! Yes, I did! Yes, I did! Oh, now that's a good tease right there. Coming up later, we got Psychic Body and the Wheel of Meat. Dude, it's just episode one, Scorch. I mean, don't burn for all your best bits in the first show.

Yeah, right. But I don't know what you're talking about, Carl. This is definitely PFG. I'm just thinking over and over again, like, man, Scorch really is PFG. Yes, he definitely is PFG. All right, so let's get to Psychic Bonnie. Psychic Bonnie has this amazing ability

to tell people what's gonna happen to them in the future in a way that makes no sense to anyone. Ms. Bonnie, I love you. I love you too. It's great to see you. Hi. Hi. Hold on one second, Miss Bonnie.

Live TV. Live TV. It's not live TV. You're streaming. It's not TV. You're doing a web stream. Everyone does it. It's not that big of a deal.

And you're doing it very poorly. How old do you think, producer Chris? How old do you think, second Bonnie? Hi, Miss Bonnie. Hi, Miss Bonnie. Hi, Miss Bonnie. Hi. You're doing well. It's, everything is great. What role do you think Psychic Bonnie is? 70? Okay. Bonnie? Hi. You doing well?

It's everything is great. How about you? You're hanging in there. Good show. Thank you so much. I miss Bonnie for those of us who have missed her a while ago. Miss Bonnie for us who have been hanging in there for a while. I'm the only one that's greener.

They call her Psychic Bonnie. Or she would jump through the phone and kick your ass. That's great. body. She was. Has been on with Scorch me the TV show the radio show for almost. But Miss Bonnie has been on with. You've never. Like a second you look the exact same as you did when I started talking to you. Yeah, now 73 years old Bonnie I would hate you

He's not joking. No, he's not he definitely was all right. I love Tara's tophor grace's mom on that seventy I said call me. Oh boy, Scorch is gonna get his dick dry. We'll be back in two and two. Two and two. Have you bought any of Jim's? Oh my goodness. What is it with all these people who are covering today?

Have phones with themselves behind them? Oh wait, actually not, I think about it. Never mind, let's not talk about that. People have always said I have a big head. I just wanted to prove it right now. This is Jim Johnson. So Jim, this is Miss Bonnie. Hi Bonnie, nice to meet you. Jim, tell Miss Miss Bonney. Hi, Bonnie, nice to meet you. Jim, nice to meet you. Jim, nice to meet you, Miss Bonnie. Your birthday.

Your birthday. Your birthday. The city will be going into one question. Hi, Bonnie. I'm Jim Johnson from Milwaukee, Wisconsin. I was born in 1965. And I'm wondering what's the question. Need the birthday.

Need the birthday. Hey, February 6th, 65. Okay. Okay. And I'm wondering So this guy's a guitar collector he came in he's showing off all these guitars that he has he has like Gene Simmons Bass acts thing and some other What you ask us so he's asking the psychic why I brought loads is crap that I have which

I'm just like oh I can talk this guy down I see in your future are you going down 200 bucks so you're getting low balled sorry scorch I thought I was coming on with tradio body today not spike the party thank you for your call all right listen to this convoluted answer. I know this is hard to hear. I apologize for that. I wish it was better.

I have my guitars for sale for $1.5 million. The angels are saying that if you are willing to split the quantity into two and you are more flexible with that. You will eventually sell them all. Boom! There's a woman who's passed away, who's in spirit, obviously. She's very, very proud of you. She's there with a man who passed away and the man is trying to tell you that he may not

have understood you then. But he totally gets you now and he's very proud of you. He's a fender guy. We're good with it. He's got freaky. Yeah. Oh, boy. Because that's because he starts to go out of the hole. It's got to be freaky. Does that make any sense?

He goes, I don't know. That's fucking ridiculous. Am I going to sell my guitar? It's a crazy question to ask out of the psychic. And so she goes into her stupid psychic, Bobbo, Jumbo, like, there's a person you know who said you didn't get along real great that one time, but do you have to bring your guitars to ask that question?

You'll probably sags on them. That's a good question. He was probably hoping that he could trick Scorch into buying at least one of them. Well, let's see what happens. I wish your follow up question was so you said the fenders are 65 or 67. Okay. All right, let's get to the fun part.

Wheel of meat. Now, the way wheel of meat works on the radio show is they had this this wheel covered in deli meats and he would spin the wheel and then wherever it landed you take that deli meat slamming on the desk or slapping on the desk and then the color had to say which type of meat it was. Okay. Based on slapping it on the desk. So now we're going to bring that into live TV live TV. to live TV. Live TV. Live TV.

What's his lips? Yeah, it's like her know what's his lips. We like it dirty. This is like. Live version of it. So ladies and gentlemen, it is time for us to spin the Wheel of Lease. I want to do that.

That was great. Let's go to that even better. Ladies and gentlemen, it is time wheel of meat ladies and gentlemen. We have got today pepperoni. Oh crap, you know what? Shut your eyes, I left a blindfold in my car. If only we could figure out something, you're somebody to have blindfolded this woman.

There's no other way to do it. You're just going to have to hold your hand over your eyes. I have to trust you. So we've already fucked up the bet because there's a blindfold. Well, now, first off, so I'm just going to point something out here. The whole idea that you're spinning a wheel is ridiculous and pointless because regardless he's gonna take a certain meat, slap it, and you have to figure out what type of meat it is. So what does it matter if she spins the wheel?

It just eats up time. Yeah, just pick one. It looks pretty. Well it doesn't though. Wait till he zoom in on this thing. I could cover her face. We have pepperoni. We have some sort of, I think it's called, I wrote them. So look at this. Look, this is so stupid. So when you spin it, they have the different meats. There's four different meats and those all eat up two of the slices.

But then you have ones that are like spin again, which is like a free spin. Free spin, yeah. Whatever. Free drink, which I'm sure free spin free spin. Yeah, whatever. Free drink, which I'm sure he will not allow to have happened. Get the fuck out. Hilarious. That's when I get a free drink. Taste the. Yeah. It's also stupid.

The ring. I don't know what the ring is, but that's it. We have got summer sausage and we have got garlic sausage. We've got taste of the meat. We've got GTFO, which means you lose your turn. We've got stroke of the meat, which is always good. Stroke of the meat. We have a free spare.

I don't see you laughing, Chris. See, I don't think he knows what he just said. Oftentimes, when you're talking about like, jack it off a deck, you'd say like stroke the meat Oh masturbating Yeah, I didn't feel like they didn't understand that one crescent Yeah, and we have a lot so give it up for Megan He bought this stupid wheel from party city and taped me to it

He bought this stupid wheel from Party City and taped me to it. It probably was a better gag on the radio. Probably doesn't translate as well to video. You don't think his busy production staff taped that together for him? You think he actually did it himself, Carl? This guy's a legend. Jim Jones says, is Carl really going to criticize the show for spinning a wheel of options? Yes, I am.

And you'll see why, because they do it wrong. Spin the wheel of options. Yes, I am. And you'll see why because they do it wrong. Spin the wheel of me. Spin the wheel of me. Spin the wheel of me. Spin the wheel of me. Spin it. Spin the wheel. Now watch Scorch here. Scorch wants it. He doesn't want it to land on that, so he just moves it and now it's there. So again, pointless to have a wheel. No reason to have him. I'm gonna pick another meat. So they're like the one they moved it to, when he spins it himself. What is this meat by the sound of me spanking the meat? Now remember, you have got pepperoni.

That's how we know. This furlinger. This coho. Summer sausage or garlic sausage. Which one am I spanking my meat with? There it is, there's the bet. I do know my sausages. I bet you do. I do, so I'm gonna go with the pepperoni squirts

for the win. Oh no, it was the garlic sausage. I was gonna say, how can you not smell that just wafting at you as he's spanking it? I'll tell you what, we'll give you a consolation prize if you'll taste the crowd. That's true. All right.

So now we have a live band performance on the show. And this is fun because, you know, the audio is already garbage. And so they're going to switch cameras. But I don't know who's doing that because they're very slow on the draw here. It's a little awkward. You guys can flip a camera around. Hey, give it up for Broken H of Scorches PFCT. Yeah!

Oh, my God. Try to launch my sky. Just free. I thought there's a guy who was like, who's a guitar? Next to Rivalfer. Yeah, but Scorches having a drink he told you she can get up I'm not sure what's going on. I'm going to sample. Okay. They go on to play All Apologies, which is a song I never need to hear ever again. Let's break up what little momentum we had going. Yeah.

The whiny song. Why do you acoustic act? You guys ready to go crazy? But you know, shout out to Trucker Andy. Come on. Yeah, let's good up there for sure All right, so one more clip from Scorches show. Hopefully they get the audio effects tonight I want to hear the jokes. I want to be able to hear what he's what he's talking about You know what coming up next time we have got for you

the wish go dive bar review guys Why did you dress like a cartoon character? He's got a weird body shape. What is it about these guys who lose their neck? He's just missing like a Captain Crunch hat. And he's got the full uniform. He looks and talks like Dr. Marvin Monroe from Early Simpsons.

He looks and talks like Dr. Marvin Monroe from Early Simpsons. Right. Yeah. We have got the band Mother Wind. Yeah. Oh, good. Mother Wind. Another round of the House of Hemp with our bell grape.

Yeah. What about the Wheel of Me? All of our great family members back in tow. Woo. I said all of our great family members back. Well, we're obligated to be back here again next week. Yes, and realize I was signing up for that. From me to you to the ONA people watching and just ripping us

a storm. We'll keep ripping us apart. We love that. Yeah, keep doing show buddy. We're on it. Keep ripping us apart. We don't want that. Yeah, keep doing shows buddy We're on it And for the entire crew for easy new media Jim Zodz. Thank you, brother. You did an amazing job Everybody involved in the show Heather marble at blue marbles. So wait So we're not gonna get weird news or the wheel of meat next week. Is that what I'm hearing right now Well, you know what it's a work in And, you know, he's saying all these people who did a great job. I want to know what their jobs were because

they're fired. Psychic Bonnie did a good job. I'll give her that. But yeah, I hope he not only keeps doing this show, but I hope he also never buys another handheld mic. I hope he just does it this way. Yeah, it's perfect. I also love that he always has local sponsors. He's doing a YouTube show and it's brought to you by the auto mechanic down the street for some reason. Right. A YouTube show with local sponsors. Yeah. He calls it a live TV show.

He calls live TV. Yeah. So there you go. Scorched a little bit out of it, but that's all right. We're looking forward to seeing what he's got coming up next. Now, Christian, you have a little segment for us that you wanted to present. There's a sports podcast that features OJ Simpson,

the juice. So there's a show called It Is What It Is, and two guys from the rap game, Cameron and Mace are the actual hosts of the show. And for those that don't know, as Carl just said, their football analyst is indeed O.J. Simpson. And asked in an interview recently,

he explained very simply, Cameron said that he's on the show because he thinks he's innocent. If he thought he was guilty, he wouldn't have him on the show. Oh, what? That's a dumb thing to say. Okay, cool. I would have said because that's why pencils have erasers, but Yeah, I mean that's that's what that's what that's what you would say

So the first clip is actually something that we featured on who these broadcasters when I was first aware of this. It's just kind of seeing what the dynamic is of everybody. Take a look and, uh, and see how these guys play along with the juice in clip one. I know you were pulled some shit like that. I know you were pulled some shit like that man. Yeah, what's up? I knew you would try some USC shit today, so I came ready for you man. Yeah, let's get it out. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I'm season messy.

I knew that you would try some USC shit, so I came ready for you today. Let's get it right. Yeah, that's the killer, I know. Yeah, I knew you would try it, man. That's the killer, I know. I knew you would try some shit like that. There you go. So he drops in twice, there's the killer I know he would try to murder. I know he would try some shit like that. So he drops in twice. There's the killer I know.

And it's like, oh, okay, clearly they even mention a little bit later. It's like, okay, OJ doesn't really hear everything we say. Yeah. So they maybe have a little fun like that, that they call him the killer. But I just want to point out something that OJ Simpson is a wall of Famer for the Buffalo Bills. He was the first guy with a 2000 yard season. That was back when they played 14 years ago. thing that OJ Simpson is a wall of famer for the Buffalo Bills. He was the first guy with a 2000 yard season that was back when they played 14 games. OJ is the man.

Yeah, he had a couple of slip ups here and there. But other than that, you say, yeah, don't Google it. Well, I mean, you're talking about the naked gun movies. You're talking about all the analysis. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. He convinced me movies. You're talking about all the analysis. He's great at those. Yeah. Fantastic. He convinced me to rent cars from Hertz a number of times.

Right. That's what I remember him for. Exactly. So I'm a big OJ guy. Well, I want to take us back to clip two as the first appearance he ever made on the, it is what it is podcast. One of our football analysts, OJ Simpson.

Juice, what's up, Juice? Juice! Juice! What's up? What's up, Juice? What's up? What's good? What's happening, man?

Yo, welcome to the... We are at the... Yo, it sounds like Scorches Shell. This is so... What? What's up, Juice? It's like they're screaming at him like... It's almost like Senator Jen interview again

I'm so sorry we couldn't have you in studio. Well, but next week you gonna figure this shit out man We gonna do this thing So we're all together filming man, but thank you for joining the show with very I just get this bracelet off I could definitely be there in studio Excited and congratulations on making your comeback on Twitter. We see everything you're doing and we know that that knowledge for the game is impeccable, baby. Thank you.

Thank you, that's X now. That's X now. I'm having a little beef with him right now. You having beef with him? You don't want no beef with those? What's the problem? What happened? You having beef with X for what? Oh,? What happened? You have a beef with actually what?

Well, you know, I have, you know, it got me around a million people that keep me there. Right. And I've got two of my closest friends that I play golf with who follow me, say they don't give me an alert anymore when we're on. He's been shadow banned. I have two on X. Maybe juice that I should team up on this one. I'm a little annoyed by that. He knows knows the term he'll explain it. Okay. We turn it on and you've

done five tweets over six or seven days. So they shadow you. Yeah. Yeah. Which means they don't send out the tweets. It's fucked up. OJ. I'm with you on this one. They don't send out the alerts to people that you've done it. You know, but I don't even know what you It's fucked up OJ. I'm with you on this one I got you well, let me tell you something. I don't know if I missed out on something I still say tweets. I'm keeping it till I feel the right tweets. I'm keeping until I figure out the right word. But but I thought I could do. Yeah, that was sound weird. Sam's sending our exes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, OJ doesn't like to talk about his exes. So that's just my good point. So he says, I'm going to keep using tweets

until I figure out which verb to use. When tweets be a noun in that scenario. Anyway, oh, come on. Don to use. Wouldn't tweets be a noun in that scenario? Anyway, oh, come on. Don't be. Don't be Mr. Dictionary to the juice. You're right. You're right. I don't want to be like celery John over here and correct their grave. But in in clip four, the juice explains how he he literally says it. He gets along with everybody.

He does. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know. I don't get into the racial stuff because He gets along with everybody. He does. Yeah, absolutely. I don't know. I don't get into the racial stuff because I get along with everybody. Colorblind. I get along with everybody. Unless they cross me. Yeah.

Just don't fucking cross me. And then the next thing you know, they're not complaining anymore. I don't know what happened. Yeah, right. In clip five, OJ makes the hosts laugh. And you might notice a word that gets used a lot in this studio. It might show up in this clip. I think if Gino Bisconti did a sports show,

you'd hear this word less than these guys started rapping clip five. And even his brother, J dumb niggas is different type of niggas now. So when TJ Y goes out the game and you'd be like, why are you ain't sacking nobody? Because he ain't TJ White. We got the, a half of a TJ White. So you can't do that. Oh, they trying to do their best to find the talent that they, go ahead. You must be talking to Amira in front of you because you make an argument with yourself. That was good.

I really do love OJ. I Really home, no Jay do I have annoyed with is now that I'm seeing more of his background There's like one bills helmet never the other fucking teams. He's played on The bills were longer than all those teams Well, you know, they ask him specifically about this in the week before the Super Bowl if you want to jump to clip 8 I do I know we're getting towards the week before the Super Bowl, if you want to jump to clip eight. I do. I know we're getting towards the end of the season. Is this meaning that the Super Bowl is coming up that we're not going to see any more Buffalo Bill paraphernalia in the background?

Because that means it's only 49 and shit for here or not. 49 is that only one still anybody. Yeah, but 49ers, they're the only ones still in here, buddy. Yeah, but this is a band to shoot up. I gotta celebrate that. I can't celebrate my bills, because they're doing what I'm doing. They're sitting at home watching TV. So I'm my niners.

I'm my niners all the way, and I'm afraid because of Patrick Mahomes, it's, it's going to be, it figures to be one well over Super Bowl. And I'm kind of still surprised that Vegas has the 49ers, like a two and a half point favor. I was too. So yeah. So whatever juice says next year, that's why I left his prediction in there. And they go, I'm going to bet the way the juice tells me to bet next year. Absolutely. He knows his shit when it comes to football. I mean, he really does. When he first got on Twitter, he would go on there and just talk about his fantasy team and which guy was going to pop off that week and shit. Like he's following this stuff very closely.

I would certainly have on my show to talk football. In fact, should we start a football show with juice? Certainly have on my show to talk football. In fact, should we start a football show with juice? Oh, he might have an exclusive with Cameron and Mace, but maybe he could he could be a guest on it. Maybe I can be a guest on the show. I'm liking the show. These guys are fun. I mean, it makes football even more fun than it usually is. So clip six. OJ is explaining his thoughts on a story that some of you might remember the

somebody worked for the Jacksonville Jaguars use their virtual credit card and lost twenty million dollars gambling on Fandall and the Jaguars asked Fandall for their money back and Fandall said no. OJ can relate to this as you might be able to imagine in clip six. It seems to me what's happening is, you know, in basic, I would say in basic law, if somebody

stole something from you or from me, which they have, and they sold it to someone, if the police went to that someone, they would get it back. Oh, you could just show up at the hotel with a gun. someone, if the police went to that someone, they would get it back. It would go back. Or you could just show up at the hotel with a gun. Back to you. So maybe they're trying to base it on that and trying to set some precedent that, hey, wait a minute, we know where the 20 million is. We want our money back.

So I'm assuming that's what they're basing it on, asking for it. I don't know if they're going to get it, but it seems to me that that's sort of what they're kind of basing it on. I told you, I think Fandall has the $20 million in a hotel room at the Palms. And I just need to, the Jaguars need to kick in the door and just take it. I like this idea. W ATK hosted by OJ and podcast hit man. Yes. Let's make that happen. Just a couple more clips in clip seven. It's a beginning of an episode. And, you know, OJ is talking about how maybe he had a little bit of a tough day,

which I think we can feel for him because this is a guy who deserves to have things go his way. Clip seven. Well, it was a tough day, but we'll get into that with no football. But other than that, it was a day I got. It was a lazy day for me. I got three of my nieces in town and they're looking out for the, for their uncle. Oh, Jay.

Okay. And they're looking out for the for their oncology They call me uncle daddy Father is gone. Oh, but so it's been nice. It's been nice For the rain even though it didn't quite get this afternoon he's gone We're here nieces now they're looking for the real killer I sent them out At the end of the clip he says oh, you know, I'm just out there looking for the rain. Well, he's looking for the real rain that hasn't come yet, but he's hoping to find the last clip is sad. They call him Uncle Daddy. Yes, that's actually a bummer. Later in the episode, Cameron

calls him Uncle Daddy, but no, that's why. So in our, the last clip we'll play here is clip 10 and OJ is responding to a prompt. It's a, it's a comment made by Shaq as to whether or not you should open up to a woman. And OJ probably gives us the most OJ answering clip time. Shaq said men shouldn't open up to women cause they'll use it against them. He said whenever something go down, they're gonna throw it back in your face.

Do y'all agree? OJ first. OJ first. When you say open up the women, I don't know what he's talking about. He's talking about confessing. Confessing. Confessing.

Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. No, man. No, it's not confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing.

Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing.

Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Confessing. Oh, no confession. It's definitely a very easy to laugh room that he's in, but still, It's not funny anymore. Yeah. Oh, the classy thing to do is to move on. Yeah. But camera's like, why do you think we hired OJ so that we can get him to say something

like this? Right. It's the whole football season, but thank God, Juice. Of course. Wow. Anyway, he was on every week during football season, so I'm going to curate some more clips for the future. But these these were some favorites.

What's your take on OJ? Do you dislike him because he murdered a couple of people back in the 90s? Are you over it? Did you ever like him? I didn't know them. So yeah, it's fine. You know, look, I believe in the criminal justice system who found him innocent but financially responsible, which I think is fair. That was the weirdest thing I've ever done. Well, that didn't work out on a simulacris. Sorry, sure. And I had just heard that there's talk

of a naked gun reboot with Liam Neeson. And if somehow the juice can find his way into a cameo, I think that's something we all need. That would be fantastic. Oh my God. He's just a funny guy. Yeah. Oh Jay, he's a lot of fun.

You know he's not a lot of fun, it's not a funny guy. Yeah. Oh, Jay, he's just he's a lot of fun. You course, yesterday was the big deadline. The deadline that Stuttering John came up with. Noon on Friday. I have to somehow inform the masses that I don't have evidence that Vince the lawyer is muttering Jay. But I do. So I didn't do that. I did not do that.

And because of that, John has to now sue Vince, the lawyer. I know even saying it, I feel stupid. It's a dumb, dumb thing. I swear to Christ, this is like children are making this up now. This doesn't make any fucking sense. But that was the terms. So we were all tuning in to stuttering John show yesterday to find out Did he file the lawsuit or not? We're all on pins and needles John came on his show

Philip Bustard for an hour and a half about Mike Buschetti Which by the way, I'm glad I'm here to point out that I'm also out of the Mike Buschetti business effective immediately Oh, I don't really like because he heard John's feelings like that. Because he went on KB show and KB pays him. Yeah. It's so insane. John basically said that he discovered Mike Bischetti, that Mike Bischetti would be no one without John. John gave Mike Bischetti jokes. He introduced Mike Bischetti to Artie Lang.

He like everything that Mike Bischetti has in his life is because of Stuttering John. And then John was trying to arrange a time for Mike to come on his show. And Mike wasn't able to do that, but then he did go on Kevin Brennan show. And so John was screaming about this for the first 38 minutes. He even said that he was hurt. It was hurt by his good buddy, Mike Bischetti, really let him down. Okay, so the last I heard Mike Pichetti lived in a group home or a sober house or something like that.

So yeah, he wouldn't have that if it weren't for John. So, you know, everything he's accomplished. Okay. I see where you're going with this. Mike Pichetti is not living the world's greatest life. No one's looking to trade places with Mike Pichetti. Yes, correct. So I don't know that you need to go around

and trumpet your own horn. Thanks, John. All right. So I don't know that you need to go around and trumpet your own horn. Thanks, John. All right. So. John did about a four hour show last night, and it was a Friday. So there's no school the next morning. You get drunk and John was very excited to drink. And he was like, I'm going to get drunk tonight. It's Friday. I don't give a fuck, you know, but early in the show,

he was drinking Mountain Dew and then he switched over to beer, but he wasn't drunk yet. He was, uh, it was just a half a beer in at this point. And tell me if you can figure out what he is saying about me. I can't figure it out. And then Lady Kay, well, John, John, it's not in a way. How lady get it? You put our names in here.

Why do they podcast WCTP? Ah! So you're having a stroke. How lady put it in our agreement? No, no, Carl, because if I saw you there, it won't end well. If I saw you there, it won't end well. Okay. I saw you where.

So he's talking about how he canceled his stand-up show. Oh. Because he loves talking about Shuley didn't go to his stand-up show and people will remind him that he canceled his stand-up show. But he has an excuse, of course. Of course. And and surely did too. But his excuse is better than surely's excuse. Oh, OK. But I didn't understand any of that gibberish.

And when you're doing an impression of me and you don't know what words to use, it makes it sound really bad. He sounded like Brad Pitt in the movie Snatch. Yes. Which I also did understand a word he said. Yeah. Right. Right. It I'm not threatening you. I just said to video. Moonhead Paulino. It will not end well.

I said it. If you if you think that if they're there, I'm not going to approach them. You're out of your fucking mind. That reminds me of the episode of the Simpsons where Barty gets sober. And they're like, this is what we call coherent, John. You're actually, wish you understand some of the words that you're saying here. This is great. But he's gonna prove that he's not an alcoholic

and he's got some proof here. Remember, his show started at 3.30 in the afternoon, his time. Nice and cold. Oh, I've had one beer in. 40 minutes. We know we're that's one hell of an alcoholic. One milk, make a little ultra in 40 minutes.

We know we know that's not even a pint. Some abs skills right there. 12 is less than 16. Very good. What is that? What is that? Wow, that he's doing? Is that supposed to be you?

No, that's Kevin Brennan. John does a lot of Kevin Brennan stuff now. Oh, okay. And then he claims that Kevin Brennan does him and that he starts everything. It's all so bizarre. These people have morphed into the same person. They've taken out each other's personalities and traits, and now they're just the same guy doing this thing.

Yeah, mad at the same people. And he's not going to remember where it came from, so he's stuck with it. Correct. Yeah, he has no idea why he's doing that. But it's just so funny to me that he goes, and he's done this before. People think I'm an alcoholic. I haven't had a beer yet and it's past noon. You're like,

John, this is. Does whiskey count as beer? Why are you bragging about this? This is insane. But he does go on to drink many, many beers and we were trying to count and I did lose track, but it was more than six for sure in the time that he was on the show. Okay, so John's gonna start his lies now. He finally gets into everyone in the chat going, lawsuit, what's going on with the lawsuit? What's going on with the lawsuit? And John's all proud of himself.

He's keeping people on the edge of their seats, trying to figure out, he actually had a lot of viewers last night. I think he was over 1,200 live at one point, which I've never seen for John before. And then as soon as the letdown came, the numbers just dropped off the face of the earth. I think he was over 1200 live at one point, which I've never seen for John before and then As soon as the letdown came the numbers just dropped Once again, no wait, I'll sue

So this is John lying I drove downtown today To find out that I could file. Okay. I could not file. So he's claiming that he drove downtown to the courthouse or wherever you have to go to file a lawsuit and he wasn't able to. Now, he was the one who set this deadline Friday at noon. If he was serious about it, he could have looked into how he was going to go

about that on Friday at noon rather than wait till, you know, 1130. All right, I gotta figure this out now because I haven't seen a tweet from Carl or anything. So he's filing Monday, right? Well, let's find out because, it turns out that he has now changed his mind and This is the twist from this episode everybody now I Thoroughly believe without a doubt That Vince is in, muttering Jay. I do know.

And I do, look, my buddy Mark from Canada has been saying it nonstop, and a lot of other people. But when Lady Kay and shit-wayer said they have proof, I talked to my buddy Mark, he's like, John, I've been telling you that all along. Muttering Jay is Vince. And Lady Kay is usually correct on a lot of things. I mean, he's a loser, but he has been accurate

on many things. An accurate loser. Like when it comes to like facts. Oh. Even when I don't like it. Well, that's a good thing to be accurate about facts. Fact checkin'. That's awesome.

So somehow this just got way dumber. And I'm watching this last night and I'm going, okay, can I tap out of this? Is this something that we need to be a part of anymore? It's so fucking stupid. Because now John is going, oh, yeah, yeah, I believe Carl now. And why does John, why does he believe me? Because his made up friend in Canada? Oh, who doesn't have a potato filter? Someone posted, I'm from Canada. Mark says he's never talked to John, which is very funny. But, but it's not just me

and Mark and Shuley saying this, right? I mean, we wouldn't all convince you. There's got to be someone else. And even crying Ryan gave me pretty definitive, it was speculative, but pretty definitive proof. That's how it proves. That muttering J is not them. Right, we know. Okay. Now we're caught off. Thank you.

I believe it. Okay. All right. I thoroughly believe it because Vince is a lawyer. How did Vince not know that he was Spider-Man in California? OK, what the fuck? It's so stupid.

So John is claiming that he wasn't able to file the lawsuit because Vince is out of New York City. And so in order to file the lawsuit, it has to be done in that state. And so he wasn't able to file the lawsuit because Vince is out of New York City and so in order to file the lawsuit has to be done in that state and so he wasn't able to do it and he's like but Vince told me I could do it but then I couldn't do it so I guess the joke's on me. So here's what I'm sorry I just wanted to check for a second is should we take away that he thinks that Vince is muttering Jay but that Vince hasn't been trolling him for all these recent months. Why did Vince not tell me that I could file in the other state?

Well, because he's trolling you the whole time. Right. Because you're stupid. No attorney says, yeah, yeah, you can press charges. You can, you can file a lawsuit against me. That's fine. That's fine. I'll just take it out on Carl and Julie.

So it'll be all good. It'll be a good use of everyone's time. It's obviously been a troll. But now this whole thing is stupid because I think John finally realized in order to win a lawsuit where you're claiming that Vince is muttering Jay who got you fired from your job, that you would have to go on your podcast publicly and say, I think that Vince is muttering J. You got to be fired for my job. If you say, I don't even believe that, but I'm suing you anyway, you're going to lose your case real quick. So I think maybe, and I'm speculating myself, I think that maybe John finally wised up and said, oh, I should probably sound convincing that I think that Vince is muttering J.

What's crazy about this is that Vince says, he's been saying this a lot lately, he says that me saying that I have evidence that he's muttering Jay is grounds for him to sue me even without damages because he goes, they don't need to be damages. Carl saying that is enough that I could sue him. But now John just said it. So does that mean that the lawsuit's going to be reversed? Yeah, this has to sue John. It has to sue John? Because John just said it?

Like this seems like a no-win scenario to me for Stut Joe. But let's add this one to the acting reel, everybody. This is... Mwuh. So, you know, which is really beneath and a fucking attorney for fucking Vince To fucking contact my employer twice first time successful Second time successful

Hand-seed Second time successful. Hand scene. Nailed it, Chad. Great job. And the Academy Award goes to... I'm not buying this at all. But this is the ice I played at the beginning of the show today. Lady Kay has not been wrong. If he says he's got proof, he's got proof. This is Jump the Shark, right? Yeah.

This has really gotten stupid. We got to introduce new characters or something, because the Yeah, this is really getting stupid. We got introduced new characters or something because the story lines have gotten really stale and dumb at this point. Yeah. Like we're like a fast, inferior, 10 level of how stupid and cavalier this is. Got it. Usually at this point in a sitcom,

they'd introduce a new little kid, but his don't talk to him. So I don't know. That's the problem. I was thinking along those lines, like a straight kid just shows up. Yeah. Hey, dad, I love you. You're great. Kevin in the chat says, we've got Matarice now. That's true. That is true. That is a new figure for the new season. Thank God for that. How I told Joe Matarice is suing a lawyer

so that that guy has to sue me. I give it eight weeks. All right. Obviously he realizes everyone thinks he's bullshitting all the time. So he's, he's like, guys, if you don't think that I actually went and tried to file this lawsuit, I have proof that I did. And so he's reading this text message that he received from his attorney. And he keeps saying it's not legal shield, not legal shield. So legal zoom.

Which online service did you use? Because at some point he even tells because Vince joins the show in a little bit and at some point he even tells Vince it cost him $65 to get this information. So these texts that he got cost him $65 or something. So now he's reading the messages. Not going to give any less names. And it's a female.

I'm sorry. You know, she's talking about this attorney, Charlie, and he's like, I'm not going to give out a last name. Remember that for a moment from now. And he goes, she's pretty hot, too. Of course, you're not going to give any less names. And he goes, uh, she's pretty hot too. Of course. You're not going to give any less names. And it's a female. I'm sorry. She's pretty cute too. I'm sorry to hear this issue.

You would have to contact the state court in the county where your attorney practices and inquire cause because the attorney being events, if they have online filing, if they do not have online filing, then you would need to ask them to send you the complaint form to fill out and mail back to them for filing. If at any time you need an attorney to assist you, you can find an attorney by contacting the bar association in my contact the bar. I'm just reading. I don't want to

I don't want to improv here by contacting the bar association and asking for a referral to one. So what does this have to do with him saying that he drove to the courthouse to file this lawsuit? Just because he's reading this text message that he received. If I wanted to prove that I went somewhere, I would do something crazy, like take a selfie of me in front of the fucking courthouse.

Right, yes. It's pretty easy to pull this off. So he obviously did not. And then he looked online or something and realized that it's not as easy as just like talking to someone at a desk somewhere and be like, I want to sue Vince. Make it happen.

Oh, of course you do, sir. Just a moment, please. Let me just push this button. Sue. By the way, sorry to hear what happened to Roy. So all right, would you like to file right now? Yeah. OK, so now John's talking about, he gets off By the way, sorry to hear what happened Royce. All right, would you like to file right now? Yeah. Okay. So now John's talking about, he gets off on this tangent about another lawsuit

when he was being represented by Gersh, the tailing agency. Gersh had to sue him because he started taking gigs and cutting them out, which was against the term. Anyway, he goes off on this whole fucking thing about this. And you hear all he said, he doesn't want to dox people. He doesn't want to give out names or numbers. Well, he doxes someone he likes twice in a row but Lance Clifon, well, I'm actually less than man. Jesus. Well, you're gonna find out anyway. Anyway, What happened was and Vince's I'm gonna bring him on here. What happened was?

Lance Cllafani So fucking stupid Okay, so this is where Vince is trying to say that Vince can sue me, but he can't sue other people because where this whole thing falls apart is where I go on here and I say, I've seen evidence. I've shared it with some other people that Vince the lawyer was using the muttering J Twitter account. And so a lot of people have said that. A lot of people are saying that. So it kind of falls apart for Vince when it's just like, well,

Carl's not the only person who's saying this. We're going to just like see everyone on the internet over this. So this is Vince trying to explain that one away. But he has been accurate on a lot of things. I agree. Like Carl's not a crazy person No, that's why that's why it's more damaging to me like if someone like high-pitched Eric said it I wouldn't think most people would take him to be credible. Well, that's a credible person. He's not crazy Well now everyone's gonna think this is a work. This is not a workbench

Well, now everyone's gonna think this is a work. This is not a work, Vince. Who was thinking that? Ah, weird, weird that that would come up just now. Everyone's gonna think this is a work, what? So I assume the reason why he had to say, you know, like if Hypitch said that, no one would take him seriously, meaning also you, John.

Cause John is saying that now. And of course he has to sue you when you say that, he has no other choice. And now John is saying it, but John doesn't have has to sue you when you say that he has no other choice. And now John is saying it, but John doesn't have credibility, but I do so that I can get sued and John won't get sued. John's like, well, I'm not a whack packer. It's so fucking stupid because they get on here and they had this conversation that was obviously set up that he was talking about at the head of time and they're trying to

work out the kinks in this really dumb thing John's trying to stay on script. Yeah, just trying to stay on script and they say it's not at work But watch John fucks up the script right here It's called home for it. May you drop dead right now if I'm muttering Jay Don't swear in my life. You want me to drop that? Dude, we talked about this yesterday how I love when you when you swear that you're not something and then you drop dead and then you FAKE drop dead Not a work we rehearse this John Jesus Christ

Even vids is annoyed. It's just like am I dealing with this This is a guy who deals with high-pitched Eric. It's just like, why am I dealing with this asshole? This is the guy who deals with high pitch Eric. It's not as fun as it used to be. I know. All right, so let's talk about substitute teaching because we were talking about it on point double point yesterday and Shuli's been talking about it the last couple of days is speaking of evidence.

There was a tweet that went out where somebody said John was substitute teaching in his friend's son's class or something. And then I saw some other evidence and I got word from another person about what school he was at. So the problem with John's whole argument here about suing everyone is he's saying that he got fired because muttering Jay tweeted at John's school district. However, John is still substitute teaching. So he didn't get fired. Maybe he got suspended or something. I don't know.

Someone made a really good point on one of these shows where they said, hey, it's been about six months since the end of August when that tweet went out to the school district. Could it have been a six month suspension or something? I don't know that's made up, but who knows but he is back to substitute teaching He's denying it all over the place, which is weird because it's just gonna be embarrassed when all this comes out again He's got to come with another fucking excuse. He's just always fucking lying all the time about everything Oh, so Carl was saying that you are still teaching. Is there any truth to that? No, no.

Well, I don't know, what should I say? I mean- The truth. Yeah, well, I say that I was teaching, I mean, I was working at Salvation Army, and then, you know, and then I said I didn't. Vince, I love that they all are trying to figure out- Yeah, but John, that wasn't a big a big deal like you had also lied that you What's a big deal? Lady Kay was going crazy about me and salvation.

John you swore that you weren't working for Uber then we found that you were you swore you weren't teaching and you found the War you had your reasons fine now that could be the same for the salvation army I don't care, but are you currently substitute teaching anywhere? No So why is Carl saying that he has that Fairfax? School that in sure that you're substituting at you see that reaction right there There's a towel his face squints up and then he has to try to like figure out like what you talking about He didn't scratch his head This is great school that in sure that you're substituting at I

Don't know is that what he's saying and maybe maybe the word the word is wrong Yeah, I don't know that either way you're here to tell us that you're I have no idea I'm fucking Holly don't don't it is yes. It's in West Hollywood. Yeah, do you know that you were just there this week and Josh Perfects. He said that he didn't mean well. He's fucking fucking brain going how the fuck are you finding this shit out? Yeah, he's making the same face I make when I go I don't know how those pictures got on my phone right I Fell I said a dick pick to her me that was my dick what I Don't even like Rachel Dolezal.

I have to go take a long shit right now. Are you substituting anywhere, including Fairfax, wherever that may be? No. No. And you swear on your own life? Yeah. May you drop dead right now if you're substituting? Yeah. Do the bet. We're waiting. So stupid. And that's how John died. Yeah, do the bet We're waiting So stupid and that's how John died. He's such a dumb guy

So if you remember we kind of got off Chad Zuma because it's boring to follow someone He's just lying about every single thing all the time. Yeah, like okay Well, then what's the point of this and I'm starting to get to that point with John and He pointed out right there where it's like, well, you know, you lied about Salvation Army twice, maybe three times. Hard to tell. You lied about substitute teaching. You lied about Uber driver. It's like, what's the point of paying attention to you?

I know. Say what you will about Vince. Uh, he deserves it. Yeah. But he does a nice recap for us. He does. Yes. I do appreciate that.

He sums it up very well. So this is John trying to convince Vince to sue me. Now remember, John wants Vince to sue me for doing the thing that John just did. Okay, let's keep that in mind. We just down to the point where he said, someone shared evidence with me, I'd see like proof, like chest and all the shit

that Vince says he's gonna sue me for. Like if I, I don't want to sue anyone in the devil verse, what else can I do? I've given him the opportunity, he retracted and he went back and it started again, then I offered him to pay him money. Forget about me suing him, I offered money for it and he was still persisting. I don't know what else to do. He's laughing at you. I am laughing at you. And Vince, you want it so bad. He wants to know what I know so badly. There was a really good speculation. Thus this morning on be dabbler, where I think it was Rocco saying that Vince wants to know where he slipped up

where it was because he's good at this. He's very makes a lot of socket counts. He does a lot of shit that sneaky. He covers his tracks well, so he wants to know where did he fuck up? What evidence do I have so he really wants to get his hands on that? That's why it's like 125 thousand dollars How about a million gajillion? You I don't care about the light. I don't know what else to do And he's forcing me to do something you know I'm not gonna sit here and broadcast what what's gonna happen but I've given many opportunities well but you do realize this is tarnishing your

John but also I also realized that your statement right there is very self-centered and it's self something that you want me to do I get that too See John's getting kind of drunk at this point now, so his face is giving away everything The way he's read the stuff so vids is just like well You're just saying that cuz you want me to sue Carl cuz you hate Carl and you want me to sue him Just like what I didn't even think of that I've never heard of Carl Fairfax who's that it's self something you want me to do I get that too yeah you would love it you don't lie to me yeah right if I sued Carl you wouldn't be happy

No, no. May you drop dead. Such a child. This is also childish. Speaking of childish. So Vince, the lawyer, decides to call out John for the Coke party they were having in Atlantic City. Now, if you remember, when they were in Atlantic City, Vince got a suite for Hitman Dan, Dawn of the Dead, Stuttering John and the Hymn. And as they were doing their live stream, you could see in the reflection on the window that it looked like Hitman Dan

was blowing a rail or two off of some surface in the background. And so, you know, a lot of people have been speculating about this. And so Vince just calls them out. But how'd you guys get to sleep at night in the suite? Dawn was fucking nonstop talking, annoying as fuck. And, and then we were calling you downzy. Yeah, for some reason, the three you were like so wound up and you guys were like so hyped up and you could not fall asleep for some reason. Yeah, I don't know. I think it was the energy of the last city.

Yeah, I think so. But you had the energy to call. He's so proud of himself too. Look at him. He's like, oh yeah, we're doing some rails. We're pretty cool kids. Yeah, you sure are. You're at the cool kids table that day, weren't you, John? We're pretty close to the we're pretty close to the

sixth beer market this point, right? Because. Oh, yeah. We're past it. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So he's he's not usually this blatant with his bullshit. Can I get to that? We just keep doing this. I love it. So somebody take a screenshot of that and put a Popeye hat on him. I hate to say it. It's been done before. Well, I'll look for it then. No, this is a Senate to you, buddy. It's almost as denier. I'll talk to me talking to me. Yeah, John, I'm talking to you.

I'm Vince. Yeah, I think so. But but you had the energy to call me a retard in 20 different fashions for two hours. You and I never I never know Danny and Dawn. Oh, John doesn't use the R word. So now he's upset. He's just like, well, no, no, no, no

I didn't get the R word. That's what oh he titles on his friends immediately a dawn dawn and Dan Don't it didn't know that Obama banned it, but I told him the next morning Oh, yeah, it was it was dawn. It was dawn and Danny right now. I said down Z Yeah for an hour and a half you're making yes First of all, it was an hour and a half, but show yes I'm first of all was an hour ahead but show me the proof counselor not you can midder deny it I don't use that I'm for some reason the three we just could not fall asleep you guys are really up and I because Dawn is always that way I told you before this I told you before she got that go dawn Dawn's gonna talk your ear off.

That's what she is. Yeah, we got it Vince. The subtlety is out the window at this point. Yeah. Sure, talk your ear off, but she's so easy on the eyes, it's worth it. Ha ha ha ha. Disaster.

We were doing lines off her ass, so we didn't have to look at her face. Ha ha ha. It's not one thing I would approve of. Right. That's funny. All right, I got one more clip from this. Like I said, it was a four hour long show.

It's torturous to sit through. John is the least entertaining person. And he's just talking gibberish and nonsense at this point. It's all so stupid. But as Vince is finally signing off, John explains because he did say he could have filed a lawsuit in small claims court which he believed was up to $12,000. He couldn't remember what the number was even though he remembers everything. You know, he's so smart but he couldn't remember but he said, well this lawsuit is worth way

more than $12,000 because you got remember, John lost his job as a substitute teacher for 12 year olds. Very lucrative. I was always talking about how lucrative that is. I go, man, if you just get that substitute middle school money, watch out. All those kids should file a class action suit. Yeah, class list. All right. So this is him signing off advice. But I don't see why someone couldn't sue someone in New York based upon what the

situation is. Not if it's because this is a six-figure lawsuit, maybe seven. Six, I mean, slurring pretty bad now. But let me translate that. This is a six-figure? I mean, he's slurring pretty bad now, but let me translate that. This is a six-figure lawsuit. I think he said schlitz. Maybe seven. He's gonna sue for a million dollars. How old would John have to live to be in order to substitute teach enough

to make a million dollars? Ha, ha, ha, ha. Jesus Christ. Solve for X. Yeah. All right, yeah. I can't advise any one way or another on that.

Well, expect to be served. Thank you. Appreciate it. Sorry, bro. But it's okay. You fucked up muttering. All right, but talk to you later. Say hi to them. That sounds like he's doing an impression of himself. So fucking wasted.

No one takes you seriously, John. You're not intimidating anyone, even as you're telling Vince, you're going to sue him. You guys are giggling together. None of this is landing. None of this is working. And so after Vince leaves, he says, you know, say hi to your kids for me. They're big fans of John's, of course.

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oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, New York small claims court. I think it's $5,000. That's why all those judge shows are $5,000 because the show pays whoever wins. I see. And I worked on a really good one of those at one point. And so I think it's $5,000 and John's got a six, seven, possibly eight figure lawsuit. So it's going to have to be a superior court. That's the best court. Yeah. Now I will tell you Christian, but there's been this thing going on called inflation. Hmm. Even though we have the greatest president in the history of the United States in office

right now, for some reason, inflation has been out of control for the last three or four years. I believe I just saw that president on a really cool guy's nice t-shirt. Yes. So it's a dark version of it. It's very possible that that number has gone up since that's fair. The last time you worked on a TV show since 2001. Yeah, that's possible.

I would imagine five thousand eight what it used to be. Be my guess. All right. Are you ready to catch an alien with me? Christian, I am. You look like you are. That's why I'm always ready to catch. Why? Yes. Let's get into it. It's time for everyone's favorite game show to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien?

Tossins and carcinogens. And it's just like crazy because sunscreen actually is becoming smarter. And so it has barriers to actually prevent that like blue light and Things from electronics, so it's actually becoming better. So so they're all around this bit We had I don't know if it's dr. Peter McCuller or dr. Malone one of them I had asked about the aluminum in deodor. Yeah, and Remember this rampage right because I'm thinking on the matter the. Well, I was just remember, because I'm on this rampage, right? Cause I'm thinking, ah, the matter, the aluminum.

This was the aluminum, not the vaccines. This was the aluminum. So I'm looking for deodorant deodorant only deodorant only. Then I have, you know, real doctor come in big time guy. Does this matter? Meanwhile, I've been sweating for two months with this deodorant. Not smelling. Not, no, no, no, no, not smelling.

I would not smell. I would just put something. I don't know I get it What did Tommy say next hear your choices? number one a box of baking soda B a leaf that really smells A bunch of crystals

No, we're gonna get those tub of coconut oil And lastly a bunch of the same shirts To catch An alien wow that's a tough one shit I really thought he was gonna go with some type of fragrance or something but Wow, I guess I didn't think it was We thought he was going to go with some type of fragrance or something. But wow, I guess I didn't think it was going to be that, but I'm going to go with one a box of baking soda. What do you think, Christian? Stop cheating.

I want to go with lastly, a bunch of the same shirt. Yeah, that's funny, too. Producer Chris, I went with baking soda. All right, let's funny too. Producer Chris. I went with the bacon soda. All right, let's find out. I don't like this. Meanwhile, I've been sweating for two months with this deodorant. Not smelling. Hopefully not. No, no, no, not smelling. I would not smell. I would just put something. I don't know. I get a leaf that really smells. What? What? I don't understand that. Well, it's Tommy. I didn't even consider that one.

Yeah, that's true. It is Tommy. Power with the... Yeah, I would just soak myself in cologne. But I was sweating. Whoa, yeah, okay. And I said, hey, you know, the aluminum, I've been going away from it, maybe I'll live longer.

And he's like, there's not enough aluminum. No. I don't do anything. Exactly, I don't know. But like for women, they say you could have breast cancer if you use the aluminum, but I'm sorry, I use aluminum. I've tried all the other naturals and it just makes the problem worse.

Can I smell your pussy? It must be your under harness. And like we just gave three examples, right? Yeah. The Astra team, the aluminum, the other thing, and these are in massive amounts. Not two swipes, two swipes, super nice and dry for the day and don't look like morons or we can go to you and get

well yeah that's right I'm telling about that part but maybe lizards yeah and then you're asking my dad is he doing it I get nuts for some of these things it's aluminum free it's aluminum free yeah so am I gonna sweat and it works and it works and I won't sweat right right fucking nuts That's all for this time Come back next time to find that if you have the all-natural aluminum-free Botox

enough to catch An alien congratulations Cardiff you win this round very happy for you Of course, we're a week out from Cardiff being here in Rochester. Isn't that shit rat poison? Subreddit Serving Live Saturday, March the 9th. Comedy at the Carlson in Rochester, New York. Get your tickets now at CarlsonComedy.com. Sit, Eugene, sit. Good dog.

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And I have to do some shitty standup thing. The card is writing for me. That's going to suck. Wait a cell. I'm sure you're going to crush it. You'll crush it. It's fine. All right. What have we done today? Christian, I'll tell you, we've done it all. We talked about Rachel D'Ola's. We even saw our butthole. I mean, I did speak for yourself. I did. Unfortunately, we don't know about Rachel D'Olazal. We even saw her butthole. I mean, I did speak for yourself. Yeah, I did, unfortunately. We talked about Rachel D'Olazal and her podcast, Peripheries podcast. We checked out the last episode of Mom Swipes Left.

We'll miss you. Jake Hudson wants us to review his show. We saw Scorch finally coming back to P.S.G. TV and the Wheel of Meets. Kevin Brennan's alarm went off and his building for hours and he kept podcasting because he's got nowhere else to go and nothing else to do. He's a trooper. He's a loser. OJ Simpson is on the, what's the name of that show again?

Oh, it is what it is. It is what it is. The camera on in May. Yeah. Those guys do yuck it up over there on that. It is what it is show. Stuttering John wanted to file a lawsuit, but didn't know how, but claims he still is going to.

I don't know if there's a new deadline or what's happening with that But it's all so fucking ridiculous at this point. He's got to find out a new a new storyline if you ask me I think this one's around its course and a card if one to catch an alien So that means time for everyone's favorite part of the show The teaser. Episode 499 coming up this week, our midweek episode. It will be a competition again. We'll be modifying the rules a bit.

So it'll be a little bit different. People wanted there to be stakes. They wanted some different things to happen in the game. So we're going to modify those rules and the podcast category is comedy. Huh, I've heard of comedy. Comedy. We're going to try to find the worst comedy podcast. We'll be competing to find out who can do that. Christian, where can people find your comedy podcasts? You can find my podcast on, uh, well, wherever you find podcasts is also YouTube channel, black cast, BLA DTC AST. Uh, any of us holds bring that, uh, I'll, I'll not forget, but, uh, on Thursday, we're doing a special episode because it's almost St. Patrick's day. We're going to review two of the greatest films ever made, leprechaun

and leprechaun in the hood. I'll be joined by Lucy Typebox, Carlos Danger, and because of the theme, obviously I had to call in Husey. So we'll be doing that over there on the black cast. Nice. So check that out on Thursday. And of course, who are these broadcasters? Tuesdays, 2 p.m. Eastern, 11 a.m. Pacific on this same YouTube channel,

as long as EZ doesn't disconnect the stream. Correct. And also, who are these broadcasters has own feed. So if you're a listener to the show, you can listen to who are these broadcasters by finding that on whatever podcast app you use and subscribing. And you get it free every Wednesday, coming on to your phone or other connected device. Does anyone talk about that anymore? And we all know what this is, right? I think so.

Yeah, we all understand what's going on. Please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Partying in the mosh pits of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news. We'll lose the tight box. Okay, great show. Good job everybody. Great job everyone.

From YouTube, user up kicks us off with, in a decade or so, Shab and Kresher will be their generations stuttering John and Opie. Sixteen Man points out, isn't it wild that Vince, who lies to John more than anyone, is the only person able to get John to admit when he's lying? Q Crew, Opines, I thought I would be bored of John by now? Nope! This man is amazing. Never in my life have I seen someone embarrass themselves this much on a daily basis. Michael Mitchell. John didn't get fired from the Salvation Army. He was dishonorably discharged.

We high records. You know his ex-wife is happy the world is seeing how he really is. Jeremy offers a ponderous possibility. It's not legally possible to be fired as a substitute teacher. They don't fire you, they just quit calling. Demartic comments. Two of John's favorite words are troll and hypocrite, and he has no idea what either of those words mean.

Powder Blue brings up an interesting point. What a dick move for Jay Leno to have stuttering Johns sit with the audience during the show. Mr. ATM, I miss the days when Voss was funny and Bonnie was kinda hot. Duke of all pixels, Bonnie is the OP of ONA Guests. Dave Betch, Rich's Saul Rosenberg from The Jerky Boys and Bonnie has the charm of a pink-haired barista with a septum piercing. Wasabista shares, If I wanna watch a couple bickering, I'll just tell my wife she's getting fat.

Splatjack666. Rich has tired Bob Levy energy, which is wild, since he's been sober for 40 years and Bob has been high that whole time. KGJH4 on. I only found this channel recently, but what a great way to get updates on the smoldering ruins of the ONA empire that I once loved. From Patreon, Birch the Great is gushing with concern. I kept watching to see if Mersh would stroke out again.

Dively-dably notes. Listening audio only. When Shab pipes in, all my brain pictures is chum-lee of pawn stars without the laughs. Sarah Butler, Madarice begging the eight people in the chat for SUPERCH for super chats was among the cringiest things I've ever seen Based department rights. Tukey is fucking amazing He's going to be one of my favorites to meet in Largo Chad's stepdad's coffee tries to hide his flexing Was that the old 97s in the intro because it was episode 497 and economic hitman plays us out, KB is a 63 year old man,

and we're supposed to believe that he never takes naps. Thank you for everyone who is sticking around because I fucked up. I forgot the Christian has prepared another segment for us. Oh. That was very excited about, and then I just didn't put it in my notes,

so we just rolled through it, and yes, you should have interrupted me, Christian. Yeah, well, I was trying to be polite. I'm trying something new, Carl. Yeah, this is a show where I believe I brought like 40 clips, but it's actually for three different reasons. So I feel like I'm growing as a co host on the show. Alright, so what happened was cat Williams was I guest on a podcast with Shannon Sharp, that I hate to use the term broke the internet

But it really really blew up because cat Williams was talking all kinds of shit about all kinds of people and one of The Harvey Cedric the entertainer Yes, and one of the people who's talking shit about was Joe Rogan saying Joe Rogan won't hand me on he keeps promoting the same six Unfunny comedians all the time and so Joe Rogan came on and showed me, he goes, cat, you're welcome here anytime buddy. And it happened just this past week. Cat Williams was a guest on Joe Rogan. I have not watched it, but Christians watched the entire three hour podcast, three hours. And I'll let you, uh, sum it up if you want before we play some clips here. Yeah, sure. No, I think that, look, it's three hours. It's a Rogan podcast. So you're going to know a lot of the things that came up. There's, you know, the touchdown religion,

ancient civilizations, vaccines might have come up once or twice, you know, it's, and maybe there was some smoke in the screen the whole time. But in any case, there's parts of it that were entertaining, but I kept waiting for him to really dive in and talk about the Shannon Sharp interview. But I guess Joe wasn't that interested in it, but we did get some good stuff. Okay. So it's a lot of like dorm room stoner talk. Oh my gosh. It's so much stoner talk. It's all like, yeah, I think, I think we've all probably thought about that. Yeah. Yeah. It's it's producer Chris. What do you think about who runs the media? We get it. All right, I know

Came up the shillings over there So the first clip I have though is one that's actually gotten a little bit of attention You know, you've obviously focused on how our buddy Joe Maderese when he interviews a guest He starts off with a really bad question. I think Joe, right here to Kat, gives Joe Rogan, gives Matarice what should be his new first question to all of his guests in clip one. Why do black people like menthol so much? What's that about? It's a totally different type of cigarette.

You're going to get me canceled. Oh, this is very racist, this conversation, even though neither of us are. Just talking about a type of cigarette that people enjoy? Just saying, why do black people like Newport so much and a black person actually getting ready to answer this? Ugh, it's terrible on all ends. I don't think it is. Well, I don't think it is either, because we have a use.

But Joe, if you start asking me about spaghetti, I'm not going to get offended. You started asking me about Italian food, or why are Italian people so loud. I'm not going to get offended. How many people have ever died of pasta related illnesses? A lot A lot job a lot of fatso's out there kicking the I have a feeling this seems like cat sandbagging him a little bit Cat Williams was so controversial and so interesting And so this boring question about why do people like met Donald's what they taste delicious is the answer

They're smooth and you know, well, it's fine delicious is the answer. They're smooth and, you know, well, it's fine. Because we have good taste. If you jumped a clip, too, he does try to give the answer to the question after Sam Begging. Back to where we were. Yeah. You were asking me about the menthol cigarettes.

Oh, that's right. And the answer is? They're mate team and fresh We value strength in product that's what Rachel would say There's this whole thing with liquor and malt liquor and Difference between the two and one is richer and stronger between the two and one is richer and stronger and more potent version right and that's okay that as a people whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa malt liquor and liquor are two very different things what's it's stronger yeah liquor is we tend to go

with those products that doesn't make any sense no malt liquor is stronger than like oh it's stronger than beer, I think. It's stronger than beer is the, just Joe go, oh, I'm sorry, you're incorrect. And what Joe should have said is, you're really stoned. Let's do this later. Let's try this again tomorrow. You are out of your mind right now. There's a clip that might reflect that.

But first, before we get to that one, clip three, Kat got some attention, negative attention for comparing transgenderism to the work of a demon, a very specific demon. So 20 years ago, I knew that transgender was going to be a thing. It wasn't because I was a prophet. It's just I had gotten so much information that I understood that things are secular. So I understood that the earliest I had seen that word transgender was Bophamette the transgender.

And so I knew that in the ritual of Bophamette the transgender to show allegiance to him, you had to kiss his ass ring. Really? And it said both of those things. Drugs are bad. Come on. Kiss his ass ring, not just the ass, like a butt cheek. said both of those things. Drugs are bad. I'm good. Kisses ass ring, not just the ass.

Like a butt cheek, all right. But an ass ring. Carl, let's not pretend that's not how I got to do who these broadcasters are, right? I wasn't going to say anything. That's all right. Try to protect your buddy. All right, so we piggybacks on that

with this next comment of something he predicted. And then Joe in clip four is going to finish this up by saying what we're all thinking. And that somehow calling people to goat would be normalized over the sheep being always the most popular reference. God damn, we got some good weed cat. Jesus Christ.

This must be the weed time. I'm trying to figure out how to jump in on that. Fuck. Which is my only go. Joe's thinking, he's trying. He didn't come up with anything. Number one podcast in the world, everybody. Holy shit. This is terrible.

I think we work too hard over here. No kidding. All right. Absolute 500. We started a new thing where we just get stoned and talk about deans. Yeah. Sounds good. Peanut butter.

This is insane. Jump ahead to clip six. This is another good icebreaker for Joe Madarice to start using. I just want to point something out here. Christian Blass had through three hours of this. It was going to be polite and not break it up when I forgot to get to it during the show. If I were you, I'd be like,

hey, motherfucker, we're not listening, we're not doing catch and alien yet. Well, that's why I was surprised. I'm like, oh, catch and alien.. Well, that's why I was surprised. I'm like, oh, catch and alien. Hey, are we gonna play those clips that I stayed up till 245 working out? Okay, no.

We're going right to the news. Okay, you must be really building up to it. All right, I'm sorry, you're setup track six here? Yeah, so it's another great question from Joe here, clip six. What do you think ghosts are dead people well that's real I am oh man this is terrible interestingly I don't I don't Um, what do you think Spooks are? Wow. Wow. He's having a tough.

Oh, I've been this stone before. It's not fun. Just not usually in front of a microphone. No, no, no, not since I was in my early 20s. I've been this stone because now I know better, but this, he is going through it right now. Yeah. Usually when I'm really high, everything's funny. Yeah. Yeah. This guy's turning inward.

If you were in the stone, it was like, what do you think ghosts are? I'd have three or four quips for that one. Well, my favorite interaction they had is it's a little bit of a longer clip, clip five. So they're talking about who would actually take a trip to Mars because of course that's what they're talking about on this show. And then they transition into talking about the rich guys who took that submarine down

to the Titanic. So this, this is what you'd expect when two comedians are just sitting around shooting the shit for three hours several billionaires were talked into getting into a capsule with limited air a long way down dark way to die just knowing you just know even if you're a racist hearing this all death is dark So what I mean is the last moments must be horrific no more No, no more horrific than anyone else's I know but there's something about the choice of being you know Thousands of feet under the water nice being a billionaire crush you

Your soul dies, love. I'm quitting marijuana. I could have done anything. This is what I chose. That's hilarious. That guy could be fishing in a Maui right now. What a nice cold beer. That guy could be fishing in Maui right now. Well, a nice cold beer. Hey, that was friends. Listen to some music.

Instead he hears. Right. Did Cat Williams just say that rich people don't have a soul? Billionaires. I think rich people, you know, beneath a certain don't have a soul. Billionaires. I think rich people, you know, beneath a certain tax bracket have a soul, but billionaires don't. I believe that's what Kat just said. Yeah.

Joe Roeg is gotta be close to that, right? I would imagine Kat's got a couple of bucks in the bank as well. Yeah. Yeah. So he's talking about Steve Harvey again. Yeah. It's insane to me that these people who are doing very, very well will go out there and be like, yeah, fuck those billionaires, right?

Those jerks. He said other billionaires. Yeah, other billionaires. Also, I want to point out that being on the Titanic would be a way worse way to die than being crushed by the pressure immediately in that shitty little submarine thing they were in. Yeah, go for the pressure.

For sure. Yeah. Joe's just like, can you imagine? I'll bet they'd be like, it happened in a second. They didn't know. They didn't know what happened. You know, you're the present for sure. Yeah, Joe's just like you may not bad. They'd be like it happened in a second They didn't know you know what happened You know you're creaking sounds not built on a balsa wood You mean watching all the people without souls who have more money than you get into the life boats while you're gonna go sink Yeah, that might be like oh if only there was one more of those boats, maybe I wouldn't be dead

It's a conversation crazy. Yeah, but Joe laughed so hard that I had to leave it all in. So your idea that maybe Kat is gaslighting or sandbagging Joe, clip seven is a little bit representative of that. You know, the Jewish people are powerful people on this planet and a lot of that has to do with the process that they have in instilling in their young people a certain amount of information and Wherewithal and conversation that does not happen with other cultures, let's say. And, um, yeah. The Jewish people that exist only in a few places around the world.

You had a very different energy. We're talking to Shannon Sharp. I just want to point out very different energy. We're drinking on that show Shannon Sharp there there was like a carafe of something and This is a very different cat This is a particularly bonkers theory that he tries to get into and even Joe can't go along for the ride and clip 8 things are based on things like Like even the Smurfs story, right the Smurfs are based on things like like even the Smurfs story, right?

The Smurfs are based on something? Well Religious people say oh you can't watch the Smurfs because it's bad because they have witchcraft and stuff in there but the whole thing is it's based on this The homunculus the The whole thing is, it's based on this, the homunculus, the idea that you can create a human life form without a mother or a father. So. Really?

That's what the Smurfs are based on? Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I don't know much about Smurf anymore. I don't know much about Smurf anymore. She was the only female of the Smurfs, so. It's a good question. Well, it's not a question in the Smurfs. They tell you that Gargamel made Smurfette. OK, I couldn't listen to him talk about the Smurfs for a while. It was the first interesting topic that's come up on this show.

Yeah, and he's well versed in it. Yeah, he knows his characters and everything. Yeah. Yeah, he named he named the one girl one. So eventually he talks about how he broke the internet, but in no way does he address what he talked about or the the fallout from it? So the last clip I'll play from this is clip 10 where Cat is probably just having a little fun with Joe here just joking around clip 10. That's it. That's the Rolls Royce Never had one those

Right well because because it's important to you that you be grounded in the important ways. So I can see you not having not had a Rolls Royce. I've had four, five. I just like that. Well, you're a good person. By the way, I've had four or five Rolls Royces. That's a better last clip than the way the show ended where it's literally two minutes or left,

I'm seeing the countdown and it's like, that's what happened when I broke the internet and then he just doesn't do anything with it. So it's a long one. So why didn't Joe ask any of the questions to follow up on that big interview that he had? Was Joe also just high? Was there an agreement ahead of time?

Because it seems just from those clips, I said I haven't watched the whole episode. It seems like Kent Williams is like, oh, you're going to invite me on because I called you out and everyone saw that. That's why you're going to be on. Well, then I'm going to give you the most boring episode you've ever had. Which is probably the most boring Rogan I've ever seen. Maybe Jamie just forgot that he was supposed to ask him about it. I forgot to prompt Joe. Maybe that's what it was. Oh, Joe, come on, buddy.

We expected better of you there. Yeah, my friend. Bit of a letdown, especially into the wee hours of the night. I know, but thank you. Yeah, thanks for doing that. Troy Smith gives your pace's respect to you. Thank you very much. Thank you very much.

Appreciate that. For doing that. All right, let's hit some voicemails and then we'll get out of here starting with Dr. Steve calling into the show. The real Dr. Steve, because he's got so much free time on his hands. And he's going to school us on S to mouth. Hey, Carl, it's your old pal Dr. Steve, since I text like a motherfucker, I thought I would send a voicemail.

Can we talk about that too? I get the fucking texture to assume. Oh, do I text too much? We love you, buddy. Text all you want, my friend. No, you know what? This is kind of funny. So I challenged him. I go, I would love to see the last 20 people you've been texting with. Because I can only imagine it's all podcasters, comedians, professional wrestlers, like all the kinds of different groups that he gets involved in.

And to his credit, he sent me the screen grab of it. And there are a lot of family members and friends. I mean, Rich Voss was in there, but the potato and a couple of, but for the most part, I was pretty proud of them. How many of those texts said shut up, Opie? Not. Okay. I sent a voicemail instead this time. But the Amel Princess from a couple shows back was talking about, um, worrying about

getting strep throat after licking someone's penis that's been in someone else's rectum. And yeah, that's what she's worried about. She's licking basically a chili dog and worried about strep throat. How about hepatitis B, G-ardia, and for a toxogenic E. coli. Many other things to be worried about. So now to say that again. So throat, which you can treat basically with penicillin. So anyway, that's my comment for this week.

Thank you. Check out Weird Medicine wherever podcast. Yes, Weird Medicine with Dr. Steve tell you all about the issues you get with ATM with another girl and the guy's penis. It just came out of her butt. Um, Bully the week, by the way, our discord has put together the Popeye with Stuttering Joe with that, uh, screen grab that we put up there earlier. So well done. Very quick on the draw with that. Appreciate it. All right. This is the gay version of Gary in San Diego. Hey, Carl. It's me, Ferry from Florida. You know, I'm like Gary, but I'm gay. But then I thought to

myself, well, am I really going to be gay, Gary in this bit? So I got my two roommates, Rudy and Dusty and they helped me find a couple of fun places where cool guys hang out. And I'm happy to report that after taking a backside in the shame cave in the whole of a bathroom stall, I'm pretty gay. I'll get back to you later on the reporting part. I got to find something to do until then cocking ballers.

I was wondering what the sign off would be. Pretty gay. That's for sure. Hey Carl, it's animal Kelly. And I wanted to make a suggestion because I don't know if anyone made this observation, but at least with me, when it comes to John, the reason I think we get so much from him is his willingness and shamelessness to just go on a stream. Even before he was doing it every day and being performative, he was on there doing like a consistent show. And for me, it's like how can we, because we're trying to wean off John because he's

like overexposed and not,. How can we do that with like say Tom Myers or Maddox or or some of the other like low cows or even some of these other assholes that are too chicken shit to go out there and like try to get because they act tough or they try to do the same things that we laugh at. But it's like how can we convince like Tom Myers to do like a stream because you know that be fucking great. Well, it's TikTok. Another suggestion too is... Shit. Fuck! I forgot. Alright, this is going too long. It was too long anyway. Animal Kelly who sent me the book Practical Guide to Racism sent a book to Vinnie as well. Thank you very much for that. And no, it's a good point. I

appreciate blind Mike who finds Tom Myers tick tocks Which you know, that's 12 seconds but kind of scratches that itch a little bit. Yeah a little bit. Yeah, God damn it I remember what it was. Sorry call this in again, it was um, I Remember what it was does the name Kevin Landau get anybody's memories jogging? Of course. That is the lawyer that represented Maddox in his lawsuit against Dick and Patreon and the stairs and all those people. I'm like wondering, what happened to that guy? Does

he still represent? And if he does, can we bring him back for a lawsuit to electric boogaloo? Just a thought. Kevin Landau. Yes, he is still around because him and Dick Masterson have been battling because what Dick decided to do. So Kevin Landau is this guy who convinced Maddox to bring out a $400 million lawsuit against Dick and Patriot and all these

different entities. Our boy Tab Burt was one of the people they were suing. And Kevin Landau took advantage of a dumb Maddox to bring this lawsuit together because he made a lot of money off of it. It was dumb and it was never gonna go anywhere. But Dick, to get revenge on him, created a website and Dick knows a lot about SEO.

And so when you Google Kevin Landau, attorney, the first thing that comes up is a website making fun of him and showing what an idiot he is at a buffoon. So Kevin Landau, who a lot of people to find his website, whether they Google them, uh, decided to start suing Dick over it, or at least threatening it or something. And I think that the, I think what happened was Dick did have to relinquish

the website. I guess Kevin was able to prove that it was his likeness. So he had ownership. I don't remember exactly. We'll talk to Dick soon. Maybe I'll get an answer on that. But the point is, great idea. We should connect Kevin Landau and stuttering John because Kevin Landau would be like, Oh yeah, you definitely have a case here. And John would light up. He'd be so excited with that. And it'd be great because John would give all of his money to Kevin Landau over a lawsuit that would go with that and it'd be great because John would give all his money to Kevin Landau Over a lawsuit that would go nowhere. So that'd be kind of fun for everyone. So good ideas. I appreciate that

Cal photographer calling in Heals Cuban heels. You didn't know what that was. Okay. This is the Cal photographer It's a little known fact that I'm a ballroom dancer as well. And Cuban heels are very common in ballroom dancing. Carl, you would know that if you weren't such a homo sexual, what? Can't believe you don't even dance. I guess that makes sense. Go fuck yourself. This guy asks you for a date in Nashville and calls you a homo.

That's a good point. Yeah. He didn't win a date with me when we were in Nashville. But yeah, I guess I didn't know about ballroom dancing and Cuban heels. Do you ever play? What's the game called? What? What's the name of that game that? Oh, connections. Connections. You ever play that game? I forgot that's where that came from.

Yeah. Because you know what I'm talking about, we didn't get that one until the last one. Right. You don't play, do you play wordle, Christian Black? No, no, no, no, no. I don't do, don't do anything fun. That's why I've got two and a half hours to talk to you.

Yeah. It's watching Joe Rogan on the head, Williams. Where am I going to find the time? That's too bad. Poor Christian. He does so much for us. Carl Stuttering John is a stronger man than me. I'll explain. I load trucks for a living.

And if I ever got to the Stuttering John six figures a year level and then was reduced back to loading trucks. I would use my shitty aesthetic paycheck to buy a gun and eat a bullet. The fact that he has not done that yet is beyond me. All right. Yeah, I don't believe in guns. Yeah, it's liberal. No, I think, um, I think what saves John in a way is his narcissism. Yeah. Because it's crazy.

Any of us would definitely underlie it if we were the laughing stock of the internet, the way the John is, or at least get off the internet. But he's like, what's the world going to do without me? Actually, now that I think about it, that was one of the things we talked about a point, double point yesterday is that John's been talking about buying a house in South America and Central America and you know, then he threw out France, but he would be a candidate to just leave the country and start a new life, change your name, change everything and just

start a new, you know, I've known people like that who just like things suck. So they just move and start over again. I'm chance to back. So I would say. I think he's just like you're saying though, he's just too happy being stuttering John Melendez So they just move and start over again. Chansou back. So I would say. I think he's just like you're saying though, he's just too happy being stuttering John Melendez from the Howard Stern show and the Tonight Show for a couple of years and then as a writer on the Tonight Show.

You know, he's just, he's happy being known as that. You think he was a writer? I mean, you told me that. No, no, he says, he says, he jumped it. Yeah. John said he was a writer on the Tonight Show. Interesting. Yeah. I wonder if that's true. That'll

fix it. Hey, what's up, Carl? This is Paco. I was listening to the episode on Wednesday. And I don't know, I don't really think there's anything wrong with talking about the weather on the podcast. It's perfectly natural. People want to know it's one of my most popular segments. Shout out to Andy, that fucking trucker piece of shit. He knows what I do. I'm out here working, you know, driving trucks and stuff.

I don't load them though. You know what I'm saying? I'm above that. I'm far above that. I'll see you guys later. Forgot that's a big segment on Paco's podcast. Some spicy weather talk. Who doesn't love it? I feel bad talking about loading trucks is

not a glamorous job. It's not. No. And now truckers are starting to get out of fucking do that shit. And the people who do load trucks are just like, I want to kill myself. So now I feel better about it. What do you think people are going to say? What's up, girl? It's anxious Andy once again. So I just wanted to remind you that we're almost to the 500th episode. Right.

And your my quality is still shit. What? And also when you have the highlight here, it looks like you take it up the half. You look fucking retarded. He's a fan. It's what I mean, John said I was transitioning the other day and then he was just like, nothing's anything wrong with Roy. I think he looks better. Fucking idiot. She looks so stupid. She looks like a fucking pobo. Fuck you, Carl. Please don't call me that. Jeez, anxious. Eddie took his mean pills. Wow. So hurtful right there. Golly gee.

Hey, Carl, Gary and San Diego. Well, I've been listening to John for the last six days. Basically, it's the old verbal shoe shine every day. Wash, rinse, repeat. Wash, rinse, repeat. Same thing. He goes over his credits and then he complains to the other folks that his rivals have no credits even though he hasn't done it since 2018.

Last thing I think he did was a potato bar. That's it. Then he talks about his girlfriend, Kate Meany. My girlfriend, Kate Meany, we had a long, deep discussion. Lasted three hours. Kate Meany, Kate Meany. Then on Monday, well, Kate Meany ghosted me. She isn't talking to me.

She shut me off. She blanked me. And then on Wednesday and Thursday, oh, I'm talking to Kate Meany again. It's a bunch of crap. Yeah. Same show. Judy's giving up. She doesn't listen anymore.

She yells at me when I start to listen to Stuttering John. I think I might be a victim before Stuttering John. I can't believe it. But that's the truth. Judy's about to evict me if I'm unless I stop listening to that son of a bitch. Anyway, that's it from San Diego. Rock and Roll Rock and Roll, Gary. I know what you mean man. It's tedious. Again, not to toot my own horn. I make John interesting. John is not to toot my own horn. I make John interesting. John is not interesting.

He actually never was. That's the thing that people have forgotten in the Delwards like, man, this John guy is so repetitive and boring like, yeah, I know. That's why we started making fun of him in the first place. Have you already forgotten about how he winked to the camera? I mean, you know, that was pretty good. Ugh.

What about that time where he was eating a sandwich because he didn't know that the camera was on? He's very good. Well, then it was the time he was pretending to be napping. Oh, yeah. That was pretty funny. By the way, that Gary and San Diego voicemail we just got is, I hope everybody who complained about how long the Great Gardini was is happy because now that's what we get.

At least great Gardini was about a minute and 15. Well, the great Gardini definitely ran its course though. It's fine. I want to hear more about Gary and Judy and their relationship. So I actually appreciate that. I do appreciate that. I'm glad that Judy is tapped out.

Yeah, I'm glad. That's healthy. I was surprisingly interested in that. Yeah. That is healthy. I mentioned I was watching John last night. My wife did the same thing. She said, I can't interested in that. Yeah, that is healthy. I mentioned I was watching John last night, my wife did the same thing. She said, I can't watch this anymore.

I'm going to bed. Yeah, don't blame you. This is bad. Hey, Carl, I was listening to Rico earlier today and John goes, Lady Kay, he couldn't pass the C-Best. He was calling you an idiot saying that you couldn't pass the substitute teacher test. I'm in school to get my teaching credential right now in California.

And first of all, John, they lowered the standard so fucking dumb idiots like you could pass because no one else wanted to do that shitty job. And you would also have to be fucking brain dead to fail that test. I implore you on a bonus or something to take some of brain dead to fail that test. I implore you on like a bonus or something to take some of the questions. That's fun. Also as for pay, he, however he said 100,000, whatever, no way. If you're clear in 60, you're a good substitute and that's with a good work ethic, which we all know John doesn't have. Anyway, sorry for over 45 seconds. Love the show.

No, thank you for that update. And yeah, I know John was, uh, John likes to project a lot of things on me and a bad test taker is not one of those things for me. I'm sure I would do just don't go there. John, sure I would do just fine on that, but okay. I think Carl, let's call back Curtis. I know it's been a while since I called. I just want to know, um, do I give good phone? Go back hurt as you do. Yeah. You're one of the better folders out here. You know, a thing about that taking nap, uh, fucked myself. There at night, I was, uh, not any off of my chair.

Mm-hmm. And my check said to me, hey, why don't you go to bed? And I'm just like, oh, God. Oh, God, I hope nobody's watching right now because I would be ruined forever. Yeah, that's how it works. I have to say, I forgot to bring this up. I should have made a note of it as I'm watching John and Vince yesterday. Vince admitted that the reason why he put that video together that Kevin Brennan did two hours on is he didn't know what a mandolin was. He did think it was a Mandalorian.

That makes a lot of sense. He actually admitted he thought it was a Star Wars toy that was on the floor. No, it's a musical instrument. I don't want to be stepped out. It's wood. It would knock out a dude at best and ruin it forever at worst if someone were to step on it. So that's why, but how funny is that that Kevin Brennan just like wow this really shows what an asshole

He has like the guy who made the video to thought it was something completely new called it too. Yeah Yeah, cuz it didn't make any sense to Kevin thought it was the craziest thing ever Hey Carl, I'm 40 and I like to drink so let me get this straight. I keep drinking in about 25 years I'm not gonna know what the hell I'm talking about and I'm gonna go But if I quit drinking I'm gonna be a boring old fuck that talks about the table I set my shit on I Don't know man. I think I'm gonna keep sauce and you know Yeah, the choices are rich boss or stuttering John. I I understand what you're saying. Maybe a

drink in moderation. I guess it's maybe the answer to that. Yeah. Whatever that is. Whatever that. Joe Baderie's called into the show. I appreciate it. Yo, Joe Baderese. I'm back in trying out new jokes from a stand up bag. All Italian all the time. All right. What do you call an Italian zombie? Huh? A Gaba ghoul.

I got a ghoul. Nice. All right. For my next joke, what do you call a black zombie? You call them a new- Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, Dr. Steve's calling it again. Hey, Carl, it's Dr. Steve. I just wanted to tell you that your prescription for your anal work cream is ready at your local pharmacy. By the way, that's received. You can text that to me.

Yeah. Don't believe that. The just drop it off. The show point spell. I you did complain about him texting too much. Yeah. Good point. I guess I deserve that.

Should I end it with the matter he's called? That. Yeah, good point. I guess I deserve that. Should I end it with the battery skull? That was a pretty good call. All right. Well, it was a marathon session today. I had a feeling it would be because Christian goes above and beyond bringing in his own segments, making it happen. Thank you for that. Oh, happy to do it.

I was, you came in last minute and then you brought more shit than a co-host has done in years, it feels like. Yeah. Yeah. Well, it had been a little while since I had been a co-host. I just wanted to impress you. I think the last time I was a co-host, you had a punching sideways more recently than the last time I was on. No, has it been that long?

All right. We'll get you back in rotation. My apologies for that. Christian, great job, buddy. Thanks so much. Flatcast is where you want to go on YouTube. And of course, who are these broadcasters? And I guess that sums it up for all of us, right?

Okay, bye. Okay, folks, guess what? The episode's over! Go fuck yourselves, have a good week. Bye! A plane has hit Iruwaja Carly. Boom. His mom.

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