Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep501 - Annie Leaves Trash Tuesday

Episode Date: March 14, 2024

This week we’re still recovering from episode 500 but the show must go on! Trash Tuesday is a show we’ve reviewed before but we’re revisiting it because Annie Lederman is leaving the show. They just said their last goodbyes this week and there’s a lot of speculation about the real reason for the break up. I have my theories and Lucy has an interesting take I haven’t seen anywhere else. Andy and Lucy are both on the show to discuss pregnant women making it all about them all the time. After baby talk we check in on Sarah Silverman who once made a joke about Paris Hilton. For shame Sarah! Then Joe Matarese had Ray DeVito on his show to find out which of the two knows less about hosting a show. They come up with the worst idea ever and Ray likes it so much he pitches it to Kevin Brennan. Also, Stuttering John isn’t just a buffoon, he’s also a really bad person. Opie is an old man who’s completely out of it. We close with another riveting round of “Who Said It,” check out reviews, and your voicemails.  Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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competition last week, Worst Comedy Podcast. Producer Chris and I teamed up for Adult Babies. And I crushed it. Andy and Lucy had the cannabis coffee hour and we put the poll up on Patreon. You voted. We're reporting back. 55% goes to producer Chris and the very handsome Carl Hamburger. handsome Carl Hamburger. And what does that mean? It means that you guys had to bring in clips from another show. And so you have less vibrating underpants, more voting. You guys doing.

Yeah, I know. And he's like, I teamed up with Lucy Type-5 and I was shoeing. And now you guys are voting for Carl and Chris all of a sudden? You're handling it well. You can both vote for me and send me votes. And I'm going to vote for you. And I'm going to vote for you. And I'm going to vote for you. And I'm going to vote for you. With Lucy tight you win you guys are voting for Carly Chris all of a sudden you're handling it well

You can both vote for me and send me vibrating toys. Oh, I'm a sore winner to Chris Oh, not just a sore loose. I played cards with you So you guys have brought in some Sarah Silverman class, but first let's get into this. We're talking about trash Tuesday Esther Povitsky, Kalei Lacoon, and Annie Letterman. And of course, the big announcement, everyone's talking about Annie Letterman has decided to leave the podcast, and they actually put out the final episode

with all three of them just yesterday. I didn't realize, I thought that would already happened, but apparently it just happened yesterday. So I have some clips from her departure But I want to start off with a recent episode where they had hon Angela Johnson on the show. This is a woman that we featured on who are these socials before? blind Mike not a fan not a fan of her comedy at all, but she's a stand-up and She was on the show. I guess she's a former NFL cheerleader.

She thinks she's really hot. Anyone who's watching the show can judge for themselves for emphasis on former. So she's explaining what it's like to become a mom at, at 41. It was a long process. So I did IVF and it was like a whole thing. We always said we didn't want kids. I'm 41. We, this is,

I'm so particularly obsessed with this because I just, I identify as someone that was never sure. And I'm so curious with people who were never sure or never wanted, and then like that all changes. So this is what I found annoying about this clip. So Esther says, I identified as someone who was never sure if she wanted kids. Can't you just say, I was never sure if I wanted kids can't you just say I was never sure if I was What is this new thing where people identify as shit all the time? It's the same as manifesting. It's

Ridiculous everyone's using these words. They're not necessary in the sentence at all. Are you not enjoying your journey with this? I identify as a guy who drinks beer all day. Yeah, me too. I like that that woman was like I'm 41 Yeah, I all day. Yeah, I like that that woman was like I'm 41. Yeah, I believe it. Yeah 41 Was she wavering like no get out stop it that camp she's also 48 This is ridiculous because Kaila who's 38 or something like that so she doesn't have any children and she's not sure she's also one of these people Who's not sure if they want to have children out and she's got a great idea of how she'll figure out she wants children I may be overly like analytical about like either way

So I think what needs to happen is I just need to like randomly get knocked up and like how the universe make that decision For me being extra I'm like, okay now we're in that's a really good family Yeah, so hard stuff. So he most people start a family I mean, I maybe you want to like out find someone you love settled out a little bit I don't know. I'm just throwing it out there Klyla. There's other options that just like maybe I'll just stop taking birth control see what happens We'll figure it out from that point. All right, what did you guys pick up on? What'd you listen to would you watch? So I checked out an episode that was from around a month ago

Okay, and it relates very much to what you're talking about here because it's also with Esther who again is pregnant She was pregnant a month ago, too. I know right shock What about the month before that? Don't knock her hobbies. It is all about Esther and Annie talking about their horniness and how that gets impacted by different things. Very topical with my new vibrator. And I actually think that there might be another reason

that Annie quit Trash Tuesday. She claims that it was because of time constraints. Yes, she wants to focus on her comedy and television and other endeavors. Yeah, she claims that, but let's check out clip one. I have like a really big boost from weed. Yeah. But then pregnancy just obviously took that all away. I'm so afraid of getting pregnant that I am just like so anxious around that.

But I thought you were, have you kind of worked through that a little or no? Um, it's still there. It's just you know, and like obviously everyone I know that's pregnant or has kids is like no They're you're never ready or whatever and I'm like, yeah But it's just like I'm very close to achieving a specific level that I'm trying to get to so it's like It would just really fuck it up. So I think shit might have gotten fucked up I my guess is that she is quitting stuff because she got pregnant interesting. Yeah, it's like it would just really f*** it up. So I think shit might have gotten f***ed up I my guess is that she is quitting stuff because she got pregnant Interesting yeah, it's like she actually she has no control over this My legs were open. I don't know what happened. Yeah throwing myself down the stairs every morning. I don't know what else

Yeah, what else could he do? So in clip two we'll find out if she actually wants kids I think the thing with motherhood that like the idea of it that's like so hard for me It's like I really wish that I just didn't want kids like I wish I could just say I absolutely don't want them But I can't and that's the thing like and but I can't say like I really want them either Dude, oh my god. Why are we talking about it? If you don't know what your opinions are So she's been with the same guy for a long time. Yes, which talks about that a lot and I would imagine like he might have a say in this too

Possibly perhaps. Yeah, perhaps work on your pull-out game, buddy We'll get there. We'll figure it out. It's gonna make it happen So in clip 3 with all this kid talk Esther asks a question to their guest who is road But Rosebud Baker on the show about the majesty of having kids. Oh, okay, obviously I'm going crazy over here because you just had a baby. And you seem like you're fine. Yeah, I am.

So that's really great news. It's a shock to me too. Like a billion people have babies, right? Yeah, well it's crazy. It's not impressive that you're fine after you have one. Well this seems to be, because the episode I watched, I couldn't even clip it. It was so annoying and boring because it was just asking about what's it like having kids? What's it like being a mom? Oh, we're over here. It's just like,

Esther, this is obnoxious. Stop it. In clip four though, we are going to find out that on the plus side, they at least have a great role model for motherhood. You know what I mean? And I think that's why it takes. Look at Trisha Paytas. She's the most creative mommy on the plus side, they at least have a great role model for motherhood. You know what I mean? I think that's why it takes. Look at Trisha Paytas. She's the most creative mommy on the planet. Who is that? Trisha, you know who Trisha Paytas is? No.

That artist. Babe, I don't know who anybody is. She's this amazing YouTuber who just became a mommy in the last couple years, and it's just like her whole, she's just nailing motherhood on tik-tok somehow and on YouTube. Uh-huh I don't even think Trisha would agree with it. Does anybody think that Trisha? It's amazing She's a youtuber if that's what she meant. Have you ever seen her sob? It's awesome. Oh god without makeup on. Yeah Why did you bring that up that fully speaks to? My my respect for Esther has gone down even further than it already was I

didn't think it could get any lower but saying something like that yeah this this whole thing is so fake and I'm gonna get into that we're gonna talk about fake these women are I got one more just so that we can check out a little bit more about how Trisha entertains her kids in clip 5 she's just like she does this like tavern character in her basement and then she like entertains her kid with it but it's also funny on TikTok. Okay. It's also not funny, like it's weird.

Yeah right. Well it's mostly not funny actually, and I think about it. Doesn't mommy look hot? She's a Dungeons and Dragons orc in her basement. Yeah. Actually sounds okay. She's a Dungeons and Dragons or can or piece Okay now did you clip anything of Annie Annie Annie would I have no her talking about it I do have one clip on here, but I'll let you take that okay

Do you want to start talking about the breakup with the the show yeah cuz she made a statement It was just a few minutes long, so I clipped that just to hear what she was Five minutes. She didn't have a whole episode about but I only watch it. I couldn't make it I like clipped like the beginning where she was really talking about why she left. Okay, and Everybody wants to know like where her priorities lie. So and clip one She's gonna explain that she's focusing on stand- You guys should know, I just love what I do. And how I have felt in the past recently is that I'm not able to focus on that. And that is like, I know it is insane to say that, to complain at all about this beautiful

job that I absolutely love, that I feel so grateful to do, and I love making people laugh, and I feel like that's why I'm on earth is to just do this is what I love. I've never loved anything else besides Jager Meister. But I like this more. But I just like I just I just want you to know that that is just what I love to do and so she's doing a Stavi except Stavi left the funny show. right? She's getting away from an awful show. That's a good point Yes She also explains on this that she wants to be as authentic as funny as she can be When you talk about like how you want to be authentic, that's just bullshit

That you don't know what it's just like, you know, I gotta start being more authentic. Just fucking do it We talked you identify as authentic authentic are you in recovery but does that mean though that she can't be authentic around these women because they don't actually have a relationship so one shit cuz that's that's my theory on let me play a little bit more of Annie would here well you're pulling that up yeah good so something that I noticed in this hour and five minute long thing she wasn't vaping at all at least none of it that I watched. And she vapes in every other. Okay, I swear to God she's pregnant.

Okay, all right. That's my theory. Yeah, I like it, it's a good theory. My energy, and for me that was Trash Tuesday. So I know that there's so many fans that love the show, and I love the show and I'm really proud of everything that we've created, but it's just like, want to do my comedy special and I keep pushing it off because I just can't focus and I'm really excited that I now have more time to focus on that and more time to focus on

Annie Wood and that I'm not even though maybe you guys have are just fans of me and you've liked everything I'm doing for me. Nope. I feel like I've been showing up like half myself everywhere I'm going. And I just want to be able to really be present and like. Focused because I have worked so hard. This is my life's work. This is what I love to do. And I know and I just want to point out this is a weekly show once a week. She has to get on with these ladies. There's no prep involved.

They talk about nonsense for an hour with a guest. Now there is a commute. There's a three hour commute that she complains about. And you'll see in this recent episode that sometimes you can't get there on time. And it was the first time that I realized that my career was not as fulfilling as I thought it was because here I was saying I didn't need it. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. You were like, I'm just going to relax. Welcome. Hi, beautiful. Gorgeous. Sorry I'm late. Traffic started in front of me. So they're having this super serious conversation about like, I've been working on my career all my life. And then I started a family and I realized the career wasn't as important. I thought oh, here's Annie

Yeah, this is nine minutes in they couldn't wait for her I maybe studio time is I don't know about why did she have to be there live to do nothing yeah, I know But in that other clip she's like I just don't have time for this podcast But I'm so focused on my stand-up any anyone, what, well, Annie, what's a podcast? Right. She's not this shitty podcast. Correct. And she's doing the-

She's more popular. Her show's more popular than this show. Yes. I'm not surprised. But she did say that a pretty good portion of her income comes from this show. There's a lot of sponsors and shit like that. So she probably is losing some money on this. But she's doing the, it's not you. It's me

I don't have time for this. I want to focus on my stand-up and I think that's a good point because somebody else Probably should be focusing on their stand-up because if you want to skip to my Esther one Esther Prowitzky was on Jimmy Fallon doing her tight five and it couldn't be fucking worse. So someone just, you're gonna see, there's a few clips of how bad this just sucks out loud. I was watching this too. My thought was, well I'd play these clips

but it's gonna get taken off of YouTube. But I'm glad that you just pushed through and said fuck YouTube. Let's just do it. All right, NBC copyrighted material Thank you so much. Hi, I'm Esther. I am 35 years old and pregnant Stop I know it's crazy. I look so good I'm just kidding. I look like a really tired 12 year old good I'm just kidding I look like a really tired 12 year old I'm 35 pregnant and engaged so you mentioned you were pregnant in 35 twice in the first 20 seconds I hate coppers I what you're probably thinking about me right now look at this guy with the gay frosted tips Smells like cock right

You guys are thinking actually that's what I should have started with stand-up show How many tired 12 year olds that are pregnant you know yeah, I didn't get that one either terrible fucking no It's not a good not a good joke. She also has a movie out. Oh, yeah that drugstore June Oh, yes, that's why she's here promoting that and It just opened on March 1st. It's been out for two weeks. Yeah, and it's grossed 18,000 six hundred and sixty five dollars I don't think it was a national release. No it was

Two theaters. Yeah, it was like LA and New Yorkers, but you won't shut up about it So well you know it's a big project that she had going the the way we're fucking publicist I'll point I'll point this out because Why when Annie are not in the movie right but? Bobby Lee is bill burr is in there. Mm-hmm. There's a whole bunch of cast of people Do you think like you couldn't get Kaliya Kali well part. I don't think these women are friends is my premise on this one. That's my theory. Okay, that's what I was thinking. Let me play one more clip that I have from this Angela Johnson, maybe it's Angela Johnson. She likes to lead into her Hispanic background.

And so she's talking about Oh oh, this is a fun conversation about pregnancies and having kids. I had the same thing. So I had a miscarriage a couple years ago, and like, I just and also before that, like had tried a few times and didn't get there. That's terrific. So I stopped watching this episode because it wasn't miscarriage. I can't watch any more of this. The nice thing about this show, I'll give them credit for this, they give you the chapters underneath and all the links so you can go to different chapters. I was just reading the chapter names.

It's just like pregnancy, being pregnant, what it's like to be pregnant, being pregnant again. It's like, okay, enough. I can't take it anymore. Miscarriage after miscarriage. Yeah, it's like to be pregnant being pregnant again it's like okay enough I can't miscarriage after miscarriage yeah it's too much I couldn't take it I will hold off on the uh the final goodbyes

cause I do have a presentation around that but I'll let you both uh present what you have first great well rather than playing more felon, which you said isn't issue It's not great stand-up I picked the episode that was the second to last one that where it was just Kaila and Esther again It was Ian Fybrandt. Yes, you had ins yeah fight and So I was like, well, this is what the show is gonna be like now So why not check this out? Yeah, and you won't be surprised to learn that you know Kaila still sucks. Do you players just fucking hate that Swift stuff? How could they that would be so wrong? They're getting so much attention so much free press all these dude. You don't want attention. You don't want free press you want head down

Concentrate win you don't want all these win. You don't want all these exterior things. What are you talking about? And also if you're working your entire life to excel and perform at a level that is top tier in your field and then you're just getting asked these softball questions about someone else in their love life, it's like, yo, I'm not here for that. I totally disagree with you why Yeah, so thank God Ian is there to explain to these two how football works outside of Kansas City and the errors tour Right it's not what football is about no It's not they think that it's about that it's Instagram And it's just about getting more eyes on the league right and in clip to they still don't fucking get it I think that especially as a professional athlete sure There's a level of like I should put my head down and just I just want to play football But no I want the money I want as much money being funneled into the sport as possible and if I'm part of an 80-man roster and let's say

I'm sort of this bench warmer for the Kansas City Chiefs 53 53 man roster down fucking Kaliwa so stupid I don't care I will absolutely answer Taylor Swift kept going in your pocket I know but it's going in other people's pockets you guys are using your girl brains and I want you to come into reality land with logic and sense good job Ian that's the dumbest thing ever Yeah, that makes zero sense, right? It's not about how many dimwits tune in Yeah, it's about the scoreboard about how many fucking touchdowns you catch so when you renegotiate your contract you have some leverage

Exactly and more odds Esther still doesn't get it in clip 3 of course she doesn't Share who won in the biggest Travis Kelsea Super Bowl that's the thing the Travis He is a great athlete and it's amazing tell your grandchildren They don't give a shit You're not even gonna be able to talk to them in the future because it's all beep boop bop boop in the brain Communicating and they're not gonna care You think our kids will be that stupid? Yes Everybody in finance welcome to the show everybody we are we are I wish you were just said yeah your kids. Yes

It's not the Super Bowl brought to you by Mr. and Mrs. Swift that millisecond that Taylor Swift dumps Travis Kelsey all those people that are watching that are not going to be watching anymore they don't care when until the album comes out about him and then they'll be

reinvigorated but no that's so fucking stupid these people do not understand like before it was Kelsey it was Jerry Rice and Joe Montana it's like you're telling your kids well before it was Kelsey, it was Jerry Rice and Joe Montana. It's like you're not telling your kids. Well, maybe you're telling your kids about Jerry Rice, but these people think that this was the biggest Super Bowl ever because they finally were interested in it for some reason. Yeah. Yeah. Wow. Football is actually good. Yeah. It's been, it's been for a while. It's getting worse. Honestly.

All right. What about you, Lucy? What'd you think about this show? I just loved it It was almost entirely pregnancy talk But I did find another episode where Esther Annie and Kaila are interviewing Chloe Cherry Who is a porn star and was also on euphoria? So we're gonna skip down to clip 10 Where Chloe who is an ex porn star, repeatedly tells us about her love of sex. And yeah. That doesn't require her to have a brain effectively.

Pussy sex. Pussy sex. I honestly think I just have like a sex obsession and something like I literally like, if I wasn't an actress I think I should. She loves sex, hates makeup makeup is drowned rat a new Steve Buscemi was a porn star squeeze guards squiggle I honestly think I just have like a sex obsession and

Something like I literally like if I wasn't an actress I think I would be like a sexologist or something like I have a sex obsession like I would Be like a sex therapist or something like I love sex What a prostitute. I'm gonna be a podcast ologist sexologist Yeah, so she's pretty dumb she did a after she got hired for the show euphoria She in order to celebrate that made a porn parody of the show Euphoria, which I actually think is hilarious. That's what we should be talking about.

Oh, everyone likes a comedy porn. That's always fun. Yeah, great. Super erotic. Remember when it was Sasha Gray, who was on the HBO show Entourage, and she was a former porn star turned actress. And she's just like, yep, now I'm into acting. This is my thing now. I was like, no, that's what I've done. You were playing yourself. Yeah, you were just playing Sasha.

I'm worried about that, right Sasha Gray? Yeah. She did great in Open Windows. Oh, she was in something else? She was in something else with Elijah Wood, directed by Nacho Viglondo. No, just actual Open Windows. Yeah, she did something with Soda Bird.

Yeah, she did the Girlfriend Experience. Well, fuck me that. She's actually an actress. I don't know what the fuck up this person. She's probably a giant star. And she did something with Soda Bird. Yes, she did the girlfriend Probably a giant star probably at the Academy Awards next year don't playing a prostitute and She's like she's typecast. Oh, yeah, I mean, that's what the people want to see you know such a tight cast Alright so in clip 11 We are going to find out that like I love sex is not the only thing that Chloe repeats herself with like men that watch like a lot of porn like that's where like they Basically like they don't really have sex or really if they just kind of watch porn like they don't really

Comprehend the idea of like coming without something spraying out They can't understand so like like they don't comprehend the idea that like a woman could just like come and like nothing sprays out of her. Cause like when they come, something sprays out of them. So like they don't understand that like a woman could come and like nothing sprays out. Yeah, like we get it.

Yeah. I know. They're called 13 year olds. That's who doesn't get mad. Don't spray it. Yeah, I know they're called great teen year olds. That's who doesn't get it. Don't spray it Fuck is she talking about? I don't know yeah. Yeah, no trust me. I've never been a woman spray anything Maybe disinfected women come to I had no idea all right if you say so who even cares right in Clifton 13 Chloe is actually gonna impart a little bit of wisdom for us Nobody chose to be born and we definitely didn't choose to have to work to live

So a job should be up all about what kind of day that you can get Yeah, and the kind of day that I could get through was like having hardcore sex I actually feel a little bit more akin to her now. I don't know. It's the greatest cast of all time. So you might notice that she is doing a lot of talking because she's far more interested in any of the other people, even with her constant repeating and annoying inflection. But in clip 14, the girls find out that they all agree about one thing.

They don't all agree about hardcore sex being the perfect job, but they do agree about cleaning their buttholes I'm very happy with my relationship with suppositories right now. I had a great morning. What kind of suppositories do you take? It's oh, so it's the brand fleet and you know it So they're all very very excited that they use the same brand of suppositories and Animas. Alright. Is that their sponsor? Nope. It should be. Gross. They talk about how greasy the suppositories are. It was really unpleasant for me. Oh, it's a twofer.

Yeah. We don't have to listen to that and anything else that you picked up on from Trash Tuesday that you want to present to the class Ian was mentioned that he was a substitute teacher So they start he starts speaking to the challenges that People in that profession have to go through and Kyla comes charging in with maybe the worst idea of all time clip for with maybe the worst idea of all time, clip four. Someone teaches sex ed. Are they allowed to teach pleasure? Like, I mean, what is the point? If we're teaching sex and sex.

You cannot teach kids pleasure. No, I wouldn't want my teacher teaching. That's the thing, that's a parent's job. Okay, me, me. Is it a parent's job? The sex talk should be a parent's job, like sex and sexuality. Maybe schools just should be teaching like look you wear a condom

You or you pull out? Like everything engaging in sex is not a stranger's job. It's a parent Okay, so it's not a stranger job to say you're doing their job. No, they're not which is why we're in a bad situation I asked my mom where babies come from, you know what she said to me? Hmm. I don't know. How old were you? I don't know. That's awesome. That's part of their family.

So Esther's an idiot. Esther's mom is an idiot. Kaila wants to talk to 12-year-olds about orgasm? Kaila, Kaila. Ladies, ladies, that's my job. Yeah, they should be teaching hand jobs in health class. Yeah. That's my job. They should be teaching handjobs in health class Yeah, that's probably the dumbest show on the internet in that moment. Yeah We'll give you that that's a bad hand job And Kaila thinks that there is value added to going to a shitty school like she did in clip five.

I'm a product of a really, really old dad who was born in 1924, so when he made me, he was in his 60s, so you have a lot of time to one day have a wild hair up your ass and say, you know what, I wanna create Spawn today. What was it like having an older father? Really fucking weird. Really?

Because people would be like, Kaila your your grandpa's like Dropping off your line. I'd be like I wouldn't even argue. I think uh-huh. That's my grandpa I would be so embarrassed about the fact that he was gray-haired and it feels really mean now and Obviously, I was just like you know a kid just trying to not to feel humiliated But I would just follow along when someone's like oh, you're you know I didn't have a dad But I would just follow along when someone's like oh, you're you know I didn't have a dad I thought I set up a different clip, but yeah Oh you had a dad I didn't yeah, maybe

Dad yeah, he was an old fuck. Did he even teach you about sex come on. Yeah, right But let's see my clip 7 Kaila continues to shit on her dad And this is going to bring up a source subject and also highlight her actual opinion of her dad think I was super proud of the fact that my mom was this like fit queen only because If my dad you know could hardly like walk a few blocks without like his knees like buckling right? I'm there So I was like at least I know there's's someone with Braun in the family and with muscles. So if anything were to happen to me, someone could come to my defense. There was a really strong figure and that was my mom.

Wait, that makes so much sense that then you're like this strong figure and probably you identify as being the like tough protector in a relationship. Which is why Bobby and my relationship didn't work because I was the ultra masculine The house my mom that's why I should have worked well that's just explaining that I saw Esther the white bob go off Like oh no wonder you're attracted to Bobby Lee. Yeah, that was like except, but then she says herself that's why it didn't work because I'm strong like my mom yeah, and my dad was an old fuck right and I can't be with Bobby Because I don't respect him as a as a man if so fact. Oh, you don't respect your dad. That's yeah real

I'm proud parents over there Watching Clio's show Clio is a piece of shit. What an asshole. Yeah, she's an asshole She's a problem, and she's stringing Bobby along and there's a whole other thing that's going on And we're trying to focus on trash Tuesday right now there's a whole other thing going on and if you've seen any of the clips people are putting out with bad friends and basically Andrew Santino Santino Has been told not to bring up Tiger Belly and Kaila anymore. Because he's constantly on Bobby's ass about like, what are you doing?

Why are you with your ex on the show? She's stringing you along. You're obviously still in love. She's using you because of that. And Bobby Lee's pretty much just like, Andrew, I don't want to talk about it. We're not talking about this anymore. And so I think Bobby's friends are saying you got to get away from this bitch. And there's a lot of theories. One of the ones that I saw about Annie Letterman leaving the show is

Because it's difficult to be associated with Kaila Because people hate her. Yeah, she's very hateable people love Bobby Lee. They hate Kaila for what she's doing to him I do there's a whole subreddit based on hating Kaila and it's hard to be on a show Someone like Annie who's got all this stuff going on and trying to do all these things Where there's a whole segment of people who hate your co-host? Yeah, you know, I can only imagine being Brian Callan It's a very difficult job It's your co-host is someone that the entire internet makes fun of it's constantly focusing on Yeah, so I could see that that's probably part of the problem And I kind of went into the show thinking you know Annie's probably sick of Kaila. She's not really friends with Esther

She might be jealous of Esther Esther is getting on late night. She's got a movie out and there's That's a lot of these people were talking about But then when I actually watched how this went down it changed my Opinion on the whole thing is there anything else from any wood you want to play before I play the final goodbyes? No, we pretty much summed it up. So let's move on to that. Okay, so what happens is they have,

Brittany Furland is the guest on the show. And- Tommy Lee's wife. Yes. Her girlfriend. And so they do an entire long episode, hour and 20 minutes, not even bringing up the fact that this is Annie's last episode or

anything like that. And then she leaves. And this is kind of how they transition into like the final four and a half minutes to say goodbye. Worst first. Yeah, this is the worst. This is the worst. Right? That's your old one. Yeah, no, it's all good. This is the worst everywhere you listen pot and it's on YouTube. Yeah, it's on YouTube too. Yeah And we'll see you guys next week with a brand new episode I'm very grateful. I think these past three years have been really incredible Incredible for my career. I think for all of us, it's been special. So I noted, I'm like, it's kind of weird. They shove it at the very end of the episode like this.

Maybe that's strategic, but anyone who has a YouTube channel, I'm sure you know this, Lucy, is any video that you put out, the viewership goes like this. It's, it's every time it goes, starts here and then it goes Sartire that goes rare So the final three minutes of your show the least ever people are watching Yeah, and I picked up on that right away and people in the subreddit for this show did as well So we'll get to that. Well, is it is it because they pre-recorded the other stuff? Yeah, but they could have done an entire show dedicated to this Annie's last show, here's an Annie sizzle reel. Yeah.

Which they did a little bit of that at the very, very end. Highlights best done. Highlights. I blame their low quality paneling. Maybe there were no highlights. It's the wooded paneling is the problem here. We won't stand for it. So this is what I'm talking about.

As I was watching this, it changed my opinion of everything because these women are all fake. They all hate each other. Except for, I think Annie is the only one who's sincere in this. And I came into this thinking the exact opposite, just based on what I had read on the internet. So it starts off with all this fake bullshit about being excited. Everyone's really excited. But I am like really excited about the future. I'm excited to see what you guys create in my absence, and I'm excited to see whatever comes my way and the projects that I get to

Focus on and everything I mean it's I mean it's weird to say but you know I'm really excited I'm proud of you guys and everything so she's leaving the show But she's really excited to see what they do in her absence like I don't know tank Yeah, yeah, but she's really excited to see what they do in her absence. Yeah. Like, I don't know, tank. Yeah. That's just about to go out of eternity. Yeah. Yeah. Kalilah's sitting there talking about football and contracts. Like, it's not going to go well, probably. So she's very excited. Everyone's very excited. And for whatever reason, Annie decided to bring them gifts on her final show.

Women are constantly. I was just going to say how sweet turning, they turn every event into a gift giving event for some reason. Makes no fucking sense to me, but this is what women love to do. This is for your goth baby. Oh my god. Oh my god. It's baby Doc Martin. I was biting my tongue when she brought Doc Martens up. I was like, oh. Oh my god. Isn't that so cute? She won't be able to fit these till she's 20. You can wear them for now. These are so cute.

I'm saying these are for you. You can wear them on a deliver. These are so funny and cute. Thank you, Annie. So the worst part about a shower is the gift unwrapping and the fake, oh my god. I just wanted to thank you for Helping me out on my live show. I got you this

Jores Lucy you could give up. Thank you, but that whole everyone hates that part of that event They've gone like even you go to a kid's birthday party now. They just forego the whole opening of the gift I just Piled in the corner put it in the car and we'll figure out later because none of the other kids want to watch that Nobody wants to watch that no and the kid has to react a certain way or else you know they get in trouble and What if is upside? You fucking Facebook post you gotta deal with the whole thing. All right, so.

She feels guilty is what you're sensing. She knows. Annie feels guilty. Interesting. Annie knows she's torpedoing this show. Interesting. So I think she has a guilty conscience. I like that take.

I like that take because, so this is Esther trying to muster up something to say You're gonna notice in these clips both Esther and Kylo just have nothing to say She would think they'd be like this is brutal. I heard whatever they were gonna How am I supposed to feed my baby? Communicate. The show is over. My movie made 18 grand Millions of people start podcasts. You have no idea what's going to happen. And the fact that we've been able to do so much and impact so many people and have so

much in common and then all of us have so much not in common. It's just been really fun. And we support you like in whatever endeavors you do. We'll be rooting for you. What is she saying? She's saying suddenly there's one. We don't have in common She's we have so much in common and we have so much that's not in common. You're just saying nothing. You're just We're both human. Thanks for the shoes. Yeah, just negating what you just said classic Patrick Michael both sides of the coin

I want and also millions of people started a podcast Millions a lot a lot of people but millions, I don't know about that. But OK, if you say so, you're one of the million you trashed Tuesday. Good job. It sounds like they can't stand each other, doesn't it? Yeah, we're going to support you and all of your things you do. Yeah, happy that they're like shrugging while they say it. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. So I'm calling. I'm saying this saying this is liar wire pants on fire time right here

You know, obviously we're sad to lose you but like I love what someone Wants to make a life change like yeah a hard pivot is is something that I've been raving about She's barely awake It seems like they're happy she's leaving. Like, listen, it sucks that you're going, but I mean, I'm really glad you made that decision so we didn't have to kick you out. Yeah, we've been encouraging the solo career for you. Yeah. Could you imagine being excited about life changes and hard pivots? Yeah.

I just tell all my friends I'm always ranting about life changes and hard pivots. I'm great. I think they are Okay, why not and so quiet? It's quietly turn to be insincere and She can't even make eye contact. We support you This I know this wasn't easy But also it's like this is three years of amazing content. Yeah, so bullshit Amazing got that three years too much of yes yeah I mean come on let's who are we kidding here no one thinks that so this sounds like they're totally fine with Annie leaving they're taking a little too well

I think I I think it's okay a change is okay people moving on is okay and we fully support you and thank you for doing this with us for three years and You know I wish you nothing, but the best I called you an uber. I hope that You find fulfillment Peace and all the things that you know you've always set out to do with this life And he's like I thought you guys wouldn't be taking it this well You're ready for this to happen. Well. She looks really touched. It doesn't she yeah, she's really buying this Yeah, she's not she's not buying this so again. This is

Totally insincere. This is like a happy. Yeah cool thing totally and Like I'm like oh, I'll see you less, but you know me like I'm a fan. I'll be watching what you do So I can that's a great thing about having friends who are podcasters You can just like consume their entertainment and you feel like you're hanging out and you can press pause and then return so This is a happy cool thing she says I identify as a fan of yours. Thank you. For those of you who are wondering Kroj and I still hang out. He watches my podcast and then pauses it and then watches it again when he wants to. That's an insane thing to say. I won't see you anymore in person,

but if I wanted to see you, you're on YouTube. I'll get enough of you. I'm sure. Yeah, I'll check in. All right. So the only person who's choked up about this is Annie, the one who decided to leave. And I'm really, I'm really very proud of you for... Sorry. Like I think one of the things that's like really amazing about you is something that I kind of like lack is that you're really willing to, you're able to do like a lot of things at once and I really like can't I want? To point out this moment in this clip where these two look at each other where they're like were we supposed to be crying So yeah, I don't think they give a fuck.

Yeah, she's like a line. Yeah, they're like, bye bye. But then don't let the door hit you, Annie. Bye bye. But then this is hilarious because Annie as we mentioned is the most popular person on the show. She's the biggest star on the show. People hate Kaila, openly hate Kailala, Esther's is kind of mid whatever. So now they have to plead to, and we haven't brought this up, but the slugs, sometimes referred

to as the sluggies, are the people who watch the show. So we have to tell the slugs, hey, we're still going to do a show, so don't go anywhere, please. I, I'm just very much like the second something isn't right or, you know, whatever, I'm just repeating myself, but we're like, I think this is really cool. I think it's going to be awesome. Yeah. And we don't want you guys to check out. Obviously like we, you know, there are going to be a lot of changes along the way, but we hope that you stay for the ride and we hope you stay for those changes because yeah

I was like by the way the show's gonna get better now right Annie sucks Yeah, we'll finally get rid of her cuz remember when Justin Timberlake quit and then Joey Fatone and Lance Bass I had such a fantastic career after that yeah I know you could tell they're like pleading with the audience This goes on we're excited to see what Annie does and we're excited for what we're planning and like you guys are still slugs Right right Annie's oh, they're still slugs right they're still watching the show Please I hope I Don't think this show is long for this world. I hope not but this is this is also just this whole conversation is so awkward. They don't know what to say

They didn't present this well. The slugs are not happy. I could tell you that It's like I think it's like important to take risks and leave. Yeah Yes, did you see how Esther's just like yes take risks leave the show yes To get that for years now, but finally I keep telling Kaila you picked up on it all right, so We're all waiting for Kaila to say something profound and they must know this moment that's happening right now It's gonna be talked about to be clipped everyone's gonna be checking it out This might get more

eyeballs on it than anything else they've ever done on trash Tuesday. So yes, Kaila. This is your big moment to shine. Say something interesting, be profound, take it away. We support you and thank you and yeah, like fucking go kill it Go go crush it And that's how it ends wow they have nothing. They're just like and you're still here Travis not gonna get better The traffic's not gonna get better! I wanna get in that car!

It's more awkward than Trisha Paytas torpedoing frenemies. So I looked at the subreddit to see what people were saying. I mean, who knows? These are just random people who like the show, but I think that despite the tears, the way things were handled on Annie's side likely still

rubbed the other girls the wrong way. Glad it appears like a positive goodbye, but I think a bit of time away and perhaps gaining some perspective will be good for them. I've also changed my perspective a bit with the podcast. I don't think it was the best career move for Annie, but I also wouldn't want to do a podcast with someone that doesn't want to be there.

Annie probably should have spoken up when it came to selling merchandise. I find it a bit weird, especially the shirts with all three of them on it. It's a bit disingenuous. Oh, I shouldn't do that. So the responses. So does that farewell portion at the end quell the bad blood rumors to people or not? Esther and Koala especially gave Annie genuinely sweet words and good advice,

but there's definitely a rushed off vibe to this entire thing to me. May not be catching every episode in the future, but I'll be checking in on Annie Wood and Trash Tuesday whenever they have a good guest for sure. So this is the person who's saying what I was picking up on and I'm not a regular viewer of the show, obviously. It's like, well, that kind of seemed rushed at the very end of an episode. And he's like, all right, so you're leaving, right?

Oh yeah, here's some shoes. Great, all right, bye bye. So long and thanks for all the shoes. This person thought that they were genuinely sweet. I know. You agree 100% with this person? No, these people are dumb. Yeah.

And so the response here is same. I want it to be good vibes, like they're trying to make it seem, but something feels off about it. Esther Kailila and the Trash Tuesday Insta haven't posted about Annie leaving. No hugs or I love yous at the end. They said nice things but to be honest I was expecting much more

camaraderie than it gave. I was really hoping for a full episode of feels and reflection and the whole thing does feel rushed and detached. I felt a lack of love and friendship in the episode for a while so maybe it's just fizzled out but sad either way yeah that's I think the main point that I wanted to bring up thanks for reminding me yeah I do feel like after seeing those clips that it definitely seems like there's some bad blood but I also still think that Annie is pregnant and we're gonna find that out in a month that is that why Clilis had go kill it that is your theory and I like it. I like that theory. I think it's very plausible. All right, guys. Are you ready for the next segment of the show, which happens to be our

binge of the week? Great job. I was listening to who are these broadcasters today. They did a special time because they can't do it next week and it turns out Eric Zane has a new job. He's been hired by Q 100 in northern Michigan and he's doing the in Zane asylum morning show. That's clever and I guess you can download the app and listen to that every Monday through Friday 6 to 10 and Our buddy John Jim ingo Philly fanatic sent this to me. Apparently Eric had a meltdown recently on his show. Yay You ever have that one person no matter what happens They just cut right to the bone and I don't even think that the person means it that person on this show is

Aram nicest guy in the world But when he talks or write something on the chat for some reason It goes right to my brain and I want to strangle him I don't know if it has to do with the fact that he's Indian But I don't know if I can take it he thinks I'm an idiot and this is what I mean by that. We had a technical issue to start the show. I went ahead and troubleshot it and got it working. Here we are now. I come back and he starts the show with he should have tested the equipment before going live. I absolutely did. I always do that that and then he gives us the free beer

I was kidding. No for some reason You in particular just put me to the goddamn moon, you know, I'm struggling You know, I'm having a bad time when the show starts nobody can hear they can see but so there's clearly something wrong I go ahead I get it going and then you pop off and then you're like, oh I was kidding Yeah Have you ever noticed that in life when someone's struggling? Probably not the best time to fuck with them. Has that ever occurred to you? Goddamn you actually make me so angry because here I got it all taken care of, ready to go, and

I was going to say, oops, no big deal, and then there you are to just write in the nose. You are the most annoying person on the planet. And you know what? You say you're kidding? I'm only about 10% kidding. I'm so goddamn mad. Here I am, working my my ass off getting this shit going There's an issue. It's cleaned up

We fix it and then there you are to rub my nose and shit you see that picture that you drew behind me I'm about to throw it in the goddamn trash That's what I do when I have my nose rubbed in shit too much I can only take so goddamn much aram What the fuck is wrong with you? Honestly bad enough that we had a little bit of a technical issue and there you are again So shut the fuck up You are such a little fuck

So fuck off and don't listen for the rest of the day If I were you, I day Just get off the goddamn stream and Right now don't come back you motherfucker God damn don't fuck with people when they're having a bad day you asshole Jesus I feel his pain, but you can't react asshole Jesus I feel his pain, but you can't react We've had some technical issues from time to time and people have rubbed my nose at it It's gotta I move past it. I think he's just being generous to w ATP with all the ice. Oh

More me less of you, Mary and on that happy now I'm team Eric. And on that happy note, I'm team Eric also. That happy note, I want to thank Joe Dicker for gifting five, who are these podcasts? Memberships. Look at that. Just for being here, you're getting free memberships to be a part of the YouTube channel of who are these podcasts. All right. At this time, I want to force you two assholes Yeah, to tell me about your homework assignment, which was the Sarah Silverman podcast. What's she up to? I'm looking forward to the hi everyone. It's your best friend Sarah looking forward to the comedy stylings of

Sarah Silverman Do you want to start? Sure, I would love to. We could just jump right into clip one. As we as a society look back at shit that with what we know now is fucked up, I'll be addressing it. Yeah, fuck, I'll participate in that. And a lot of times I'll be sorry.

I do not apologize if I'm not sorry But I do apologize when I am sorry and I happen to be sorry a lot straight-up Congratulations you unlocked Apology to it guess what we did Sarah Silverman this week So I have a perfect already to go carl didn't know what he said Yeah, maybe I should do like Sarah Silverman or somebody like that I was like done I don't know carl literally already done, so she's constantly apologizing for the past

Nonstop, it's like just living the present yeah get over it. We want to like you we used to like you Sarah Yeah And Sarah wants to take this opportunity to apologize for the jokes that she made to Paris At Paris Hilton's expense on the VMAs In 2007. Yeah like 13 years ago. So she's gonna recap this incident in clip 2 I have lived too long to not have fucked up a lot and publicly I Bet even Paris Hilton could maybe relate to that. So briefly, I'll tell you the story,

and she tells the story, and the story was that I hosted the MTV Movie Awards in 2007 and I roasted all the nominees and biggest names of the day. I remember I actually got flowers from Jack Nicholson, which I think I still have the card all chewed up and old. Sarah, you roasted people, but they have feelings. They're people like you and me. How could you do that? Now, because I made him laugh doing a joke about him where I said something like, oh,

Jack Nicholson is here. I can't believe it, I'm such a fan, you've been in every single one of my favorite actresses. Pooh noun Jack Nicholson was trying to get in Sarah's pants. Go figure. Yeah, P.S. she fucked him. What a great anecdote how she says, cause I made him laugh with, follows it with that, and then laughs at the joke again.

Oh yeah, oh and you should take note, Sarah Silverman has stuttering John face where anytime you pause it. She's making some goofy Reaction everything is a thumbnail. Hey, you're right So that's neither here nor there because of the patriarchy. Glyph three, she's gonna. Of course. Of course, you know, with men it's not slut shaming, it's a big fat high five, so I'm not equating this with Paris or what I said about Paris.

I'm just going down memory lane a little bit. So, obviously Paris was just the biggest thing in the news back then, especially in that very moment because she was about to go to jail for, I believe, blowing off her parole for some kind of vehicular offense. Class act, Paris Hilton couldn't stop getting pulled over for drunk driving, right? Eventually they had to do something about it. Yeah, that's what happened to Paris

Yeah, most people like you and me we get a DUI Twice and we're in jail, right? Yeah, but Paris Hilton get away with it for much longer than that Yeah, and she got she ended up I didn't put this in here But she served 23 days of a 45 day sentence and a $1,200 fine it could have been good behavior Definitely not the case certainly not now. Let's hear the nasty complaining that much today Paris. What's going on? Okay, so this joke must have been terrible for Sarah Okay, so this joke must have been terrible for Sarah to apologize for that So let's hear what offended somebody who has everything and has earned nothing and what they were so upset about

Hold on. I will not stand for that Paris Hilton owns many businesses. She's an entrepreneur. Oh, no, I agree with you I Did not know that she was coming to the event which is near, you know, neither here nor there and but um, Just the truth. I didn't know also that she would be going directly from the event to jail that night It's funny. I said some very hardcore jokes about her and She was there and I you know I said something about her Going to jail and how they're going to paint the bars of the jail to look like penises So she felt at home and that I was worried that she'd break her teeth on those

on the bars At all it's pretty good not very Funny, but not nice. I mean we've all seen the Paris video where she's given that guy a blowjob She likes penis as much as I do she seems so Apologizing to me for having to watch that she's like licking a dick like I'm a special edition of all apologies. It's so funny. Let's see. Let's see you guys Photoshop night vision dick licking. Let's see you Photoshop this Enough with the nibbling

Exactly So I'm sorry. This is Sarah actually giving an apology? Is this an apology? She's legitimately apologizing to Paris Hilton. She's not very good at it. She's almost like, here's the setup. And then I said... Everybody laughs.

She looks pretty self satisfied right now. But let's remind ourselves just how sympathetic serial drunk driver Paris Hilton is with a flashback to the simple life clip one, Carl. This is just her being a really kind class act. Oh my god, they're just getting human stuff all over us. Killing urns with ashes.

This is sick. I'm feeling earned with badges. This is sick. I have to write her a good-bye note. Jesus. Paris! Paris And that is what television used to be an outrage We watch YouTube and now you know why this is the person we're supposed to feel bad one on DVD Do you really you like that you So do you like about that? So stupid? Got a few more here these are so Sarah's gonna inform us that the joke killed on stage, but she instantly regretted it

Yeah, cuz comics always hate when they get a giant pop from a joke. And, you know, the crowd went bananas. And while I was, you know, thrilled at the success of my monologue, I remember spotting her in the audience. I really do. And I remember seeing that look on her face and my heart sank. Hey, you're part of the patriarch. Because there was a person under there.

One of us. One of us. And a couple days later, I wrote her a letter apologizing. I felt awful awful And I never heard back I certainly wouldn't expect to anyway, but on her podcast the other day She said she never heard from me which which? Just bums me out because I guess it never got to her and I don't know how that happened, but She was probably just too busy in her beat laboratory crafting her amazing DJ set. Right. It fucking sucks. But Lucy did find Paris getting interviewed in clip seven.

This is Paris kind of reacting to that moment in time. Now in that same vein, Sarah Silverman recently apologized to you for a joke that she made a long time ago. From beginning to end of that experience. What has that taught you? It's taught me that comedy has changed, which is a good thing. No, because you know, when I first came out, this is fucking proof that comedy is not going in the right direction. Parasylinder said that this is a good thing that we're now apologizing for jokes. So fuck off, Jimmy Kimmel. You know, when I first came out in this industry,

it was just, people were just so mean and cruel and just making up just stories and just, I don't know, just trying to humiliate women who were in the industry. And it was very hard. Yeah, it can't be changed for the worse. Just listen to Sarah very hard. Yeah, it can be changed for the worst just listen to Sarah's podcast Yeah, can we just get back to phone calls about somebody's colon cancer diagnosis? It's probably more fun Also, I watched Paris's documentary and according to Paris. She was tortured as a child She had to go to that boarding school and it was worse than prison and they were torturing her night and day

You would think she'd have a thick skin from This like fucking I don't care what Sarah Silverman has to say about me. I went through this torture as a child dick joke She's still crying about it decades later get the fuck over you billionaire God the fuck down. I'm so glad people aren't being mean and now they're pretending to be nice, right? That's a good point. Oh, it's all fake It's all phony. What's a fucking phony's Not yours children alright, so let me see any cheated Promoting the all apologies podcast which cheating all apologies podcast calm correct

Check that out It's a we cover easing him. We covered that and then we covered her Blackface bid on the service silverman program. She apologized for that too. Yes. I remember her apologizing for that Yeah, so stupid. Yes, I'm close for us So because you also lost yeah, Andy cheated at the assignment as per usual Yeah, Andy cheated at the assignment as per usual Carl called with a full house and ran into a better full house But I checked out the most recent episode of the Sarah Silverman podcast which it seems has just

Degenerated into people asking Sarah questions because obviously she gives great advice. Oh yeah. So we are going to check out one woman's question to Sarah and then her response. Back in 1977 when I had my first child, I had a botched episiotomy where some nerves in my sphincter were severed. It's a good start. Gotta give it to you, Lucy. That's a good clip right there. were severed. So we're gonna go ahead and hear some more details. Okay. This caused absolutely no problem until a few years ago when as the inevitable slackening of muscles in that area started to happen. I started to lose control of my bowels.

Is she working on her tight five right now? It's pretty good. No, it's not tight. His color is so far funnier than Sarah Silverman. I know. Clip three is actually my favorite clip. It's very, very embarrassing. I have endured pelvic floor therapy.

I have gone to a proctologist, a urogynecologist, who fixed my front end. But my chassis is forever damaged. Oh, that's a fun way to say it. Have you tried a wine cork? Is forever damaged Try to wine cork Fixed my front end, but my chassis is forever damaged. That's my favorite thing. I've ever heard Gadget wag says does she shit like a horse like just walking around Oh, I see Bob's been here today So in clip for the caller is going to ask the big question

Which only Sarah is qualified to answer so I have to live with it What would you recommend? That I say when I inevitably start passing gas while I'm walking around. Oh. So, yes. I did not expect that to be the question. Yeah, that would be the least of my worries. Give me some funny fart jokes I can throw out there.

What's the blow? I will say, I'm not entirely convinced that this isn't a troll. Yeah. So, almost every single question on her podcast is a legitimate question. Yeah. So, it's hard for me to tell this is

just so amazing that it can't possibly be real, right? But Sarah, you know, she gives us some good advice. Good. I guess you just know who your friends are after that. I don't know. I will say, I had an idea for an app once for like shitting in a public place and The app what it would be is you press it when like your poop is coming out and then it's me going I don't know Your fart joke she attempted a joke at least I'll give her that She that you think that was her attempting a joke I think that was her giving sincere advice to this poor woman whose butthole is broken

I love that she has an advice show it never has advice I was waiting for it and as soon as it happened I was gonna pause them I want to play but it's always like so Sarah, but this what should I do? She goes? I don't know. I have an app. Why do you have an advice show? You never know what to do for these. She's like, I don't know. That's hard. That's tough. Thanks. Good luck. Thanks Sarah. Appreciate it. Yeah. So that's what she's up to these days. Wonderful. I know. Well, excellent presentation on the Sarah Silverman program. Both of you. I appreciate it. It's time to move on to bigger

and better things. All right. Joe Matariz did a show this week and his guest was Ray DeVito. And of course they're like, here, Carl, here's some content. And I went, thanks, guys. You guys are the best. And I appreciate it very much. So let's get right into it. So Ray, so we've done the MLC podcast before together. It seems like a year ago. It was probably two weeks ago.

Two weeks ago two weeks. Yeah Yeah, I already got hit up people are giving me shit. They're like first of all, this was Kevin Brennan's idea. He said First of all, you do your podcast at seven o'clock, right? That's normally when you do your podcast. Yeah Okay, and so he said he goes Joe he said to me or you so you guys should do a podcast with each other, um, after my show at seven o'clock. So here we are doing it. And then he's bitching about it on MLC, I guess today.

They're doing a show with, this was your idea, Kevin Brennan. Geez, they just can't please Daddy Brennan, can they? This father figure of theirs is so difficult to please. All they want is for him to say, you're accepting into my world guys Yeah, they never get it. Ah, they wanted so badly and it never happens Is it just weird? Just don't not remember anything or any time. There's no idea what's going on. Holy shit. Actually this is interesting because I was revisiting an old episode of

This is interesting because I was revisiting an old episode of the Artie Lang podcast and Dan Falato was the producer of the Artie Lang podcast. And they were talking about Joe Matariz and really going into depth about how Joe was a up and coming star in the comic scene. And people were saying like in New York City, Cowan Quinn, David Tell, Nick DePaulo even, was saying, no one writes funnier jokes, no one's quicker, no one has a better delivery, the way he would handle hecklers, the way he was on stage, he had perfect delivery, and everyone was saying this is the next big thing. Joe Manor is-

Wait, what? I know. And I'm going, what the fuck is going on? Apparently, he married this wife of his. I was going to say, then he met his wife. He met his wife and his wife is a psychiatrist or whatever she is. And so the wife is just like, oh, you know, you really got to calm down. You're out of control.

It's like, well, yeah, I mean, could you imagine if David's hell got married? No, it's not going to be skanks for the memories after that. You know, it's not going to be skanks for the memories after that. You know, it's not going to be as good. So Joe then went on his anti-anxiety, anti-depression drugs, started seeing a therapist. He's a shell of who he used to be. Yeah. His wife knew a good surgeon that removed his funny bone. Yeah, right. Precisely. And so he's never been the same way since then. And that's why we saw that he turned his show into fixing Joe because He's like, well, my wife tells me I need to be better. So I will do a show about how I need

to be fixed all the time. It's like, no, you were funny. You could be funny. It's basically what happened to Stern. I still blame Beth. Oh, like everybody likes to blame Marcy Turk and I'm sure she has a lot to do with it. But as soon as he got in a relationship with Beth, suddenly all the, the horniness and making fun of slow tards was all out the window. Not immediately, but I know what you mean. Not immediately, but yes. The beginning of the end.

Yes, I know what you mean. So apparently, Joel Maddareese, and we did this on the bonus show. If you're on our Patreon or Supercast or if you're a member on YouTube, you saw that we were breaking down and Christian Blatt was there and Jenny Jingles breaking down that fixing Joe episode that's so iconic and epic where he has Jim Norton and Artie Lang and Anthony Kumia and they're all ragging on him and it didn't go the way he wanted it to and he hired a camera crew and a band and he thought it's gonna be picked up as a TV show and by the end he's just deflated and he's all upset but in in that episode, we pointed out that Joe made

a mention about cutting things out of the show. And Jim Norton goes, well, why would you do that? Just leave it all but then it's all interesting. Just why would you cut something out? He's like, well, I don't know, you know, sometimes people want to cut things out of the show. So I'm listening to this old podcast and it turns out Joe made a recent episode of the Artie Lang show where he talked about his uncle getting killed by the mob and he had this Whole story and it was the funniest thing ever and he fucking called up the next day I said you got to take all of that out and

Dan Falato was producing the show who is no stranger to hey, I was talking about my trans kid or whatever Whatever the situation like yeah Het is like dude you you got to be kidding me and Because they kept referencing it throughout the rest of the show. So they took like a two hour show and made it 35 minutes or something because they had to cut all of that out and it wasn't just that one time and I guess Artie was living about it because they had this great back and forth

this really funny story and it was compelling and interesting and I guess other times he would do Artie's show and then later ask for them to cut things out. So Joe is his own worst enemy. Yeah, he's just getting in his own way Yeah, he needs to be the the bud Abbot to everybody else's Luke Costello Like there's value in being the straight man that takes all of the punch lines, but that's not him. That's not him He's got a thin skin. He can't handle it. He's gotten beat up a lot online They'll give me the other side though. No, not anymore. that's the point that I'm making is that there was a time That's why he's still chasing this dragon because he got real high that first time

So anyway, I wanted to talk about that because I just thought found that fascinating because it's just not the Joe Maddarese that we see today And so they're bitching about Kevin Brennan who they're both in love with But he knows like it's just people on the internet like he knows better than it's like And it was just like one guy or whatever who I? Here's the deal. I actually like that guy, but like I haven't blocked on everything right now just until he He's going through things in his life but it's like dude you can't mess with my things like what are you doing and then Brennan kind of encourages it which pisses me off about Brennan. Brennan's like yeah people do punch people Ray

that's how it works what do you think this Pat Dixon punched Geno yeah people get punched here he's like almost encouraging it and. What do you think this pet dixon punched Gino? Yeah people get punched here He's like almost encouraging it and it's like you're not helping dude. You're not helping. I get it. You're retired, but I'm not Yeah, it's almost like KB's a real piece of shit. You have right. You're just figuring this out, right? Which is not unfortunately saying it because I realize in the Kevin Brennan's a piece of shit person. Yeah encouraging people to actually commit violence on these guys that they're trolling on the internet because he loves taking advantage of these lack of dues who fall for everything he says on MLC. Right. Every fake few that he's in. They're just

like, we all hate this person now. Yeah. But he was on the show last week. What do you mean? This is all happening again now because and we'll talk about this. Kevin came out and said he's not paying any of the regulars anymore, including Chad Zuback. So Chad already posted he's done with them. I'll say he's not going to go on the show anymore, which I don't even blame. Chad, the tweet that Chad put out was just like, well, if I'm not going to get paid 150 bucks, then I'm not going to go on there

and just get my ass kicked the whole time. All they do is beat up on them. Yeah. Yeah. So the reason for him to be on the show is they goof on what a loser he is. Right. And then he's just like, oh, you're watching the watching the money roll in and you're like I'm not getting any of that Yeah, and most of the super chats are about what a loser he is So it's like I always I'm making a portion of that money But if you're not gonna pay him then like what the fuck am I doing here? Just making Kevin money doesn't make any sense

But I do appreciate Ray saying this but here's what I will. The people that do show up in this dabbleverse thing are awesome people. I met a lot of great people. They come to a lot of my shows. I'm very thankful. I'm happy to be in this for the fact that most of the people that come to my show, I'll pack out a lot of shows because of this.

I saw like WAT ATP likes to give you grief They critiqued my Jim and Sam appearance fucking Carl But like Carl's a great dude and like they'll they'll come out to your shows It's they're not bad people. They're they're good people You need to go on W ATP and give Carl a piece of your mind Well, this will have fun with Carl. It seems like there's a couple of different podcasts now that critique other podcasts.

They're the bigger one. That's correct, Joe. And by the way, I just want to say, Ray DeVito does not do our booking. He's not booking our guests for us. Joe is on our show quite often. I'm very comfortable with the way that he is on our show, but I appreciate that, Ray. I know that people who listen to WTP go and check out Ray when he does live

shows and they go out to the shows. WTPlive.com, Largo Florida, March 22nd. We'll see y'all there. Very much looking forward to it, but there is some value in being on the internet all the time and doing all these shows and people get to know you and know your name. MLC is not helping you. This is what the thing people don't understand. MLC has a very small audience. There's a couple thousand at most who watch any of these shows because as soon as it gets done being live it's gone. So the only people who are watching it who aren't live on the show are watching it on Patreon, which is not a big number of people. But these people all think that like like, well, I gotta be on MLC, because that's helped me out a lot.

It's not. Everyone at MLC knows who you are. They're scattered all over the country. They're not coming out to your shows. No, it's not a big audience. It's just a waste of time. This is just ammo for Brennan. He's just like, yeah, you two should go and do

a duet of Total Eclipse of the Heart. Nobody will make fun of that. Right. That's all he wants is to make fun of this. Correct. But also, this whole thing where they're're like he pulled a fast one on us He said that we should do this and that was goofy You think the scorpion was gonna sting you

back precisely So I guess Ray Later tonight on this show. I think this was Monday. We just skanks always do their show Monday nights from the stand and Ray was gonna go by the stand and hang out with those guys Some word what do you what do you think? I promise you Louis Jake almost does not hate you. I promise you I heard that when you were an MLC that you said you think Louis Jake Gomez does not like you I do not I'm only saying that because that was his exact word It's not like I'm not going. Oh, that because that was his exact word

I'm not going. Oh, I think that guy likes me doesn't like me. No. No he said it multiple times and He tells people not to go on my podcast because he's just he tells them. It's a big waste of time Just like yeah, I know Lewis has been goofing on you. Trust me. He's cool cool guy I'll talk to about it. Just like I don't think you want to do that Ray is an agent for everyone at all. I know isn't that funny? Yeah, Ray is gonna mend all defenses even though It's never worked. It never works. Go have fun at W ATP. Yeah Come on over guys So I just want to point out how bad Joe Matariz is at running a show. He's terrible at it. So Joe actually brought some prep with him today. Impressive. He's got

Ray DeVito on the show. It's Monday, the night before the Academy Awards. That award show we've all been talking about nonstop since it happened because everyone's so excited about it. And I do want to dabble in the Oscars here, even though Ray said he didn't watch any of the Oscars last night. I only know I didn't I watched some of the movies I couldn't get through Mastro Mastro was one that was nominated. I just could not get through so Like why so Mastro it's my yeah, how do you not know that you saw the movie? You know that he's America's sweet turn Hoppenhauser cleaned up I

All right, so That's not gonna stop Joe from talking Oscar talk like right there. I'd be like I hear the wrong guy for this I will talk about that tomorrow show get caught up on the Oscars, but no no he's gonna He's gonna keep going with us. Well Jimmy Kimmel got a negative tweet from about that Trump put out there About him and he tweeted it before the show was over so then Jimmy Kimmel got the shit on him back While he was still live on the show and he got him pretty good Be you didn't see that or hear about that. No, I didn't see or hear about it Was I don't know it was funny. It was a funny moment

Ray the most interesting part of the show. Did you at least hear about it? No, I don't know I'm thinking about it now. Does that count? But did you want to tell me all about it on your show? Joe Baderisco, no, it was really great. Okay, whatever doesn't matter moving on What watch how easy this is to do Joe you bring that up and you go? Oh, you haven't seen this yet. Check this out. I just got a review and Has there ever been a worse host than Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars Has there ever been a worse host than Jimmy Kimmel at the Oscars? His opening was that of a less than average person trying too hard to be something which he is not and never can be.

Get rid of Kimmel and perhaps replace him with another washed up but cheap ABC talent, George Slopinopoulos. He would make everybody on stage look bigger, stronger, and more glamorous, blah, blah, blah, make America great again. See if you can guess which former president just posted that on social media. Thank you for watching. I'm surprised you're still alive. Isn't it past your jail time?

So both Kimmel and Trump got their shots in at each other. This was an actual posting that took place. Everybody just thought that Kimmel made it up, but this is what Donald Trump posted on the site last night. Anyway, that's it you guys. I do like what he blah blah blah over. It's all this shit. It's like, nobody cares about the show anymore. It's all virtue signaling and none of these movies actually deserve Blah make America great again But this is that was interesting that was an interesting part of the show because Jimmy Kimmel Went to the producers his wife and said I want to respond to this truth social post and she's like you shouldn't well

We've we talked about Trump every night on the show. Let's not do that on the Oscars. She was like, no, I'm going to do it. And he did. And it was great. You know, everyone obviously in the audience, not a Trump fan. So it worked out well. I'm goofing at him.

So it was it was a nice moment. Joe's bring up the Oscars and he just goes, ah, thing happened. Anyway, yeah, no one got slapped. Mastro again. I'm talking more about Mastro. You almost saw John Cena's dong. Did you see slapped. Mastro again. What about Mastro? You almost saw John Cena's dong. Did you see that? No, I didn't see it. But he's going to keep pushing because you saw he pulled up that piece of paper.

Apparently, him and his family did like some kind of fantasy Oscars thing where they picked who was going to win. And his brother-in-law got 17 right. And he's all blown away by that and he just has to keep talking about that for some reason. I got about I got eight correct out of 23. My wife got 11. I thought my will my wife was gonna win the pool. She got 11 and then my fucking brother-in-law pulls in 17 which was fucking ridiculous and you don't know any of the winners is what you're telling me. You didn't see any

speeches. We've established that. No I didn't watch any of the winners is what you're telling me. You didn't see any. No, we've established that. No, I didn't watch any speeches. I think I saw the winners just like seeing just because I saw the news articles. I know Oppenheimer cleaned house. Yeah, I'm guessing nobody here even gives a shit about that. So let's read some of the super chats. Jesus, Joe. OK, let's pretend people care about the Academy Awards.

There's a percentage of people who do. None of those people care about this pool you have with your family about picking them ahead of time and how your brother I got 17 on 23 right what did he have for dinner that night? Yeah, who gives a flag fuck this would be like talking about your fantasy team Yeah on a podcast and explaining how you you etched out that win last week So stupid somebody finally talked about a fantasy team that I might be interested in, which was movies, and I've never been less interested. Yeah. It's terrible.

Just keeps underscoring it by ending with, but you don't know anything about this. So you didn't see it. You didn't see any of the Oscars. I just said I didn't see it. Yeah, I don't care. I still didn't see that. I still didn't see any of it. Did you tell me to watch it before like did you tell me?

That's what we're gonna talk about. I've been your show. That's a great point the first time I did Ray's show He had topics ready to go and he brought up a topic about a basketball player did a thing and I go Oh, I don't follow the NBA if you would have just sent me Text and just say like this is what we're gonna talk about I would have looked it up and had a take on it but I have no idea there's a few things he talked about like oh I'm not up to speed on that specific thing right so that's what these guys never do you're gonna be a guest on my show like I told these assholes hey check out Sarah Silverman and present that to us check out trash Tuesday I cannot wait until you lose we had this conversation

never no never happen again we back to the competition a week from today obviously Ray trash Tuesday. I cannot wait until you lose. We had this conversation. Never. It'll never happen again. We'll be back to the competition a week from today. Obviously. Ray, you're a stand up. You should have told me I would have had a take on that. Yeah, right. But Ray has the worst instincts

just like Joe does. And one of the things that we make fun of Ray for is he's one of these, what did you call him? Oh, America's Sweet Tard. He's one of these, what did you call him? Oh, America's sweetheart. He's one of these sweet tarts that when he's

here's a word, it triggers him and he has to start singing. Oh, which is already a nauseous behavior. Even if you're not on a show, if you're just hanging out with someone and they start singing, you're like, oh, please don't **** Vic Henley.

Please don't do that. Yes. Vic Henley used to do that **** too. Rest in piss. The worst part is is that usually people get the hint I should probably stop and Joe lets this go on way too long and Ray just can't help himself. I remembered when I saw the picture I didn't think I did date her and I think she cut her hair short right after that because that's her with longer hair maybe when I first met her maybe dated her for a month or two I think that in like 1988. Dawn that's that's a great Frankie Valley song too. Hang on, hang on to him. I want you to think, think what a good man he'll be. Think, think what you're throwing away.

Now think what the future would be with a poor boy like me. Alright, sorry. Can you read rap? Do you like Frankie Valli? You're a lovely person, don't you? Ringe of the week, ridge of the week. Definitely. Bray, would you have me to take the high harmony? What are we doing here? What's going on? Why are you still thinking this like it's on?

Hey Joe's from Jersey. He's like obligated to let that go. Oh, yeah, he obviously loves it. They talk about Jersey boy He's like normally I don't like musicals, but this blew me away. I did it His response to us ripping on him originally was, well, my gusts suck. Yeah, I think he found someone that he really likes connecting with. I'm gonna have ready to beat him on that. Who are you gonna make fun of? He

got us. Chuck and mate. All right. So then this super chatter. So there he goes to the super chats and the super chatter named Mgd asked ray if he can name this rap song and he puts some lyrics in and So ray doesn't know what the song is And he's trying to guess at what it might be and I just want to hear

Or I want you guys to hear how lame these two white guys are in their 40s and 50s As they're trying to figure this out. What's the delay? I just had John Green and Philly brought a pound with me, feds around silly. I'm gonna say that's B-I-G. Notorious? Yeah, yeah. So Joe thought he was like,

he was like, notorious B-I-G? Is that the one you're talking about? Nefarious. First off, no one calls him B-I calls a big it's biggie biggie smalls So the fans is like I think that's big Okay, you say so it's actually the firm but whatever it doesn't matter none of that matters moving on Joe cannot work his equipment at all. This is just embarrassing a big super chat comes comes in. They're talking over each other. They have no idea what's going on. Vaping Diego. He's a good egg.

Is that really a hundred bucks? Yeah. He's a very generous guy. He's a good egg from Northeast Ohio. What the? Yeah. He's fantastic. Joe, watch. They hate my sound effects. Go ahead. They hate my sound effects. Go ahead.

I gotta get in the, let me get into the preferences and figure out how to, how the fuck to stop that from going off the screen. What would that... Just click on it. Don't worry about it. No, cause you only got me for like another, I gotta get out of here by 8.10.

Alright, go ahead, read it. So, there are a couple things going on here. Ray keeps telling Joe how to work stream yard Joe's using OBS keep saying no it's listed right there on the side just click into it it'll pop right up so it's not stream yard Ray's using a totally different application there which is part of the problem but the other thing too is that these guys are treating super chats like Kevin Brennan does because that's the only thing they know now is MLC

So super chats come up and then Ray starts reading them and Joe doesn't know who's supposed to do what? The host reads the super chats only on MLC that he makes Chad do it or you do it, right? This is not how this usually works. Okay, so then Joe talks about a show. He recently did for the JCC Familiar a little okay, and I guess there's this auditorium that seats like 500 people and Joe did a show that had over 300 people show up to it, which is great. That's a lot of people Problem is is that it's a built-in audience a lot of Jews. Yeah, it's a lot of Jews go there because they see a comedy show All right, cool. Let's go see Woody Allen or whatever is going on.

Doing all this Italian material to 300 Jews. That's correct. Okay. And this is embarrassing. And we sold about 325 tickets, which was, you know, in a normal show, that's good, you know, but's sat 500 so I wanted to get the 500 and it made me realize oh maybe it's hard to get non-jewish people to go to a Jewish event even though it's comedy so I had thought maybe I wanted to do some

people though 300 pretty good it was a good. It was a good turnout. It was a good turnout. We all made money. It was a good turnout. But this next one is a big venue also. So I said, you know, cause what was missing in that last show was me drawing a lot of my fan base. It was mostly the JCC's members that were. He thinks he has a fan base.

What was missing was me doing my one man show. Yeah. There and then some of my people, but not a lot. Not I didn't double what their people were. Right. It was mostly Jewish people who don't give a shit about your 93.7% Italian tour. It sounds like you did not want the audience to be Jewish. Right. Well, he's going to elaborate on that here.

Oh, no. I would have sold it out. So I was like, okay, I need to do my own marketing and you do your own marketing. So it's hilarious. So they're like not even mentioning the Italian thing and then I'm marketing it on my end with the Italian thing. And it's just going to be an exact mix of Jewish and Italian. So it'll know it's not you just explained that the last time you did a show For the JCC it was all Jewish people showed up because well this time I'm gonna promote it to my fan base and say it's the Italian tour so it'll be half and half No, it'll be all Jewish people of course has anybody here other than me ever been to a JCC

I don't think so maybe for a meeting once for I actually had to bartend one. Okay. Yeah, okay You were an employee. Yeah, that doesn't deliver there and left as soon as I could yeah exactly That's you know you're not going to the JCC unless you're Jewish you know embarrassing it would be if I Sold 300 tickets to a live show and the venue promoted it as live podcasting and I'm like hey look at me. I'm live pipe Casting it's like no we promoted this who are these podcasts live and Joe said they're going yeah, we did pretty good The JCC comedy show That's crazy that the JCC won't even promote that is Joe Pater is

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I can watch these. He's trying to decipher super chats all day. What do you think you need to buy that? That's incredible. It's incredible and it's funny because at first he was giving Ray the benefit of the doubt and he's just like, oh oh yeah you are dumb you are dumb but I gotta give this to Joe

Medaries because we've said on this show he's not gonna podcasting he's not gonna interviewing he's not a funny stand-up anymore but he does recognize talent did your your you your personality was built for this forum. Just so you know, for this fucking media style right now, Ray DeVito, your, your, your, your top notch. That's what everyone's saying when it comes to podcasting on YouTube, Ray DeVito is what we all aspire to become. One of these days, we'll all get there. Nailed it with that.

One of these days, we'll all get there. Nailed it with that. Jesus. So Joe wants to roast someone without that person knowing they're being roasted. Joe's got issues with Luis J. Gomez who's talked shit about him. Obviously Redbar, Porcelain, he made three or four documentaries about him, me.

So Ray is talking about how, oh dude, I did it with stuttering John. Oh, I was meant to pull the clip of him doing the Melendez Brothers joke. I don't know if you've seen it yet. I've heard about this, but Ray didn't know that the Menendez brothers killed their parents. Yeah. I said, he's like, you're the worst Melendez since the Melendez brothers. And to key south, the jokes I had a time it didn't tell them. Let him do the joke. the worst Melendez since the time it didn't tell him. Just

hilarious. So, Ray's been taking shit for that. This is not a show. Everyone who saw Ray roast John without John being there was just like, oh, this is not good. It's it's weird. It's not. It's not a good luck. But Ray is saying, no, it

was a W. We got tons of views, tons of super chats. So he thinks it's a big win. Let's do that again. Let's let's roast somebody that without them knowing they're roasting, they're being roasted. No, he was invited. It was his idea. He said I was a shit comedian. No, but wouldn't it be fun to roast somebody who doesn't know they want, they're being roasted and like the invite, the invite he was invited no I'm saying I really want that challenge made all started he challenged me an MLC he challenged me to a rose I'm like dude it's on I'm roasting you whether you want it or not I'm roasting you you already threw out the gauntlet I accepted we're roasting and then he

didn't show up so I roasted him by myself and a lot of people like oh there was a worst thing ever Ray took the biggest L-R-A dude I made them by myself and a lot of people like oh there was a worse thing ever Ray took the biggest l-bit Dude, I made four hundred dollars and For almost five thousand people watched it three hundred and eighty five people liked it It's not a good win for me. They all gave it dollar All right, but Joe won't let up on his point No, no, man. I I don't want to face someone right so he's trying to Behind somebody's back. Yeah, I think raised a little too close to it It's happened too recently for him to understand what Joe's saying. He's like no I invited him

I invited I wanted him to be there to understand it because this continues out. He's still not understanding Yeah, I'll take more losses. I'm saying let's roast somebody but not invite them on purpose. Oh no, I invited him. I know you. I see what they're saying now that you're saying you're stupid. I'm trying to tell you I wanna roast somebody like say we I wanna roast Louis Gomez or something like that. Okay. But not invite him and we just roast him and we have a bunch of, we have all our comedian friends

on and we roast him without him fucking being there because he was addicted to me. I got a better idea. IQ test between these two. Yes. I think that's a brilliant idea. So, now, he's saying, no, no, no, let's just roast people and then they start talking about like spitball's saying, no, no, no, let's just roast people. Then they start talking about spitball ideas. Like, well, we could roast dead people. You know, be the roast of Andrew Jackson. Could roast porcelain.

Then, you know, just- There you go, roast porcelain. Now that's even better because he roasted you on four documentaries without your knowledge. Right, he didn't ask. He didn't ask. Now we're getting somewhere. Carl from WATP, you could roast him.

Wouldn't it be fun to roast dead people too? All right, that could be something. Not really a roast. We could come up with something. Yeah, we could be honest. We could roast dead people. I'll kill Carl. I'll say that.

There you go. That'll make a lot of sense. So I guess Joe finally, it clicks in his head that why roasts work. The reason why they works is the person sitting there and you're insulting them to their face. If you're not doing that, it doesn't have the same impact. But after he realizes this,

he decides to take a complete 180 and just go no never mind This is a good idea You need to roast real people in the moment and have it be real like when it's fake It just it doesn't roasting kind of has to be kind of mean and right to the real person's yeah And it would be mean to roast somebody who's not there so it would be kind of that would be good Let me funny So it will be kind of that that would be good That'd be funny And raise the dumb one you want to see because that would be a bigger platform for all of us So Ray says I know Kevin Brennan anytime to be an asshole with someone he's in he's in we can get Brennan Bob

Leave you'll do it. He's got all our regulars. So that now they've got this whole scheme going. Yeah. Well, roles people who aren't there will do it on MLC. Kevin's gonna love this idea. So I want to thank my loss interest for putting this clip together because this is Kevin responding to that from Ray DaVita. He says I did a stream today with matter race. But thinking about doing ghost roasts of celebrities that just died. Would you be into us doing that on MLC channel? Maybe a Richard Lewis roast next week. Jesus. Then he does text me today, cool to do MLC tomorrow or Thursday with Madreese. Let me know if either day works and I'll let him know. I said, yeah,

you can come on whenever you want. I'm just not paying you anymore. So that's the new thing. Anyone can do whatever they want. There's no, there's no, I don't pay anybody anymore. I'll pay Bochetti because he gets to show, uh, he appreciates the money. This, this is very weird. This thing with Bochetti now where he's the big get for these shows. He brings nothing. He adds nothing to these shows. It makes zero sense to me. You know, I mean, yesterday, Melton sniping me. Melton's not a friend of the show, Pat Dixon and Ray DeVito. So go ahead and do hack a mania, but you're not getting paid here. I'm not. I'm done with this. I'm uh-oh.

So it turns out that because Pat Dixon and Ray DeVito are on hackamania.com for your tickets, May 31 through June 2nd, now Kevin's very butthurt about this because Melton's gonna be there, I'm gonna be there. Tukey, well I guess he's right with Tukey still. These are the enemies of the show. So they can't collaborate.

I was actually watching Pat Dixon last night he had rate of veto on and they were asked you know talking about whether they're still gonna do MLC and raised like well he's not gonna pay me I'm like I'll go on every now and again I'm not that much and Pat's like wow everything that Kevin's done for me I'm gonna continue to do his show which was like Pat what has he done for you are you kidding me you're crazy but whatever and then I go back to find that Video because I was watching it. I wanted to play a clip from it Pat's entire channels gone his entire YouTube channel got nuked. I don't know what happened if anyone knows what happened

Let me know maybe maybe the potato knows what's going on probably sometimes. He's in on this shit card if what's up, buddy Oh, hello. I was actually bring me on yet Well, that's why I even said the potato. I know. That's what I panicked and threw my headphones on. You're wearing your headphones. Oh, it's an avatar. That's right. You hear the news. What's the news? W ATP live.com. That's correct. We're going to be in Largo next weekend together. You and me, potato. I haven't seen you in so long

So do you know anything about Pat Dixon getting his channel nuked I Reached out the Pat see if he had any more info, but I saw something on on hack first. I believe it was a ban ban illusion not illusion with the world eluding Oh, I guess he might have had a channel before That was taken down So you can't make a new channel like when they ban you from YouTube your ban from YouTube, right? Bannivating yeah, so I think that's that's so far but not confirmed and just unconfirmed

Did he have a channel before that got taken down me? I can see it with the crime report push some buttons during kovat Well, no, I know Pat is not built for YouTube. He was better suited for compound media where you can let it fly Rumble yeah, rubble would be a good spot. I'm gonna get out of rumble honestly Just with all this shit like even earlier when you were playing from the Tonight Show Jimmy Fallon Yeah, we did who are these broadcasters where they're playing SNL clips and it's just gone like again YouTube but it has to be NBC posting it they own it. Oh, okay, and with music and shit It's such a pain in the ass rumble is just the wild last thing to do whatever you want

WWE clip see how quickly that's gone. Yeah. No, there are certain properties that are pretty good about policing that sort of thing. Cardiff. Since you're here, buddy, I have a couple quick happened to Stevie Lou. He was assaulted on the streets of Manhattan, very close to where compound media studios are. Big guy. He said it. So Stevie Lou is like like six five. I guess this guy was the same height We were speculating it was Phil Elmore. It could have been Phil Elmore. Yeah, he gets very upset It does have weapons of that sort. This wasn't a flashlight

Chuck's it was a flashlight. It was case closed Stevie Lou got hit by a guy with nunchucks and broke his arm went to the hospital I saw photos of the broken arm. He's got the cast on now. He's been talking about it Some people are saying it's made up. I don't think so. I think this definitely happens and ninja turtles. It's obvious I don't think it was the ninja turtles. It was just ninjas the quad father had a Size sticking out of his thigh. He just didn't notice it right away Very possible, so I know I know he man was looking for him. You're familiar that this happened right? So stuttering John such a class act He decides to go on and address what happened to Stevie Lee which is very serious getting your arm broken and Stevie Lou's handling it Very well. He's like this guy was trying to murder me with a dangerous weapon. I'm walking. He just broke my arm

and I'm still alive. So Stevie Lou's very optimistic about it. Sorry. Now I'm not, I'm not saying Stevie Lou set this up for content, but is there a chance that somebody set this up for content? Not for the amount of money these guys make. I can't imagine. You don't think John would send a hitman out to Stevie Lou? All right. Well, that's an interesting point because John does make threats to people and he likes to say he knows people in New York. And if someone could find footage and people on dabble, they're saying they have it. I don't know if it's true or not. People can find footage of John threatening Stevie Lee with physical violence. And then this happens.

There could be an issue for our buddy. A great way to hide your nunchucks might be in a cane. Right? Yes. And man, Dan could have been the guy for sure. I don't know if that would work actually logistically, but sure. So you got to think that John is going to be like, guys, I would never want this to happen to a guy like Stevie Lou. Obviously I have nothing to do with that. I feel really bad for the guy. I be smiling. I be smiling.

Garbage. And the other good news, Stevie Lou got his ass kicked. What a giant, giant piece of shit. no redeeming qualities to this loser can you believe that it's unbelievable it's insane has he done a victory lap over Chrissy Mayer getting attacked too oh I you know what good good question does he know about that around of that well him and Chris you're on good terms all right he's friends with Frank yes yeah this was this was literally John's best friend two weeks ago Yeah, yeah, they were their best buddies. He was sticking up for him all the time

Yelling at Kevin Brennan for not treating him right and now watch watch what he turns this into Now I don't celebrate anyone get ninja Now I don't celebrate anyone getting injured. Until now. Wow! Yeah, go go Gadget Wang in the Discord says, this man teaches children. I'm pretty sure you were just celebrating someone getting injured, John. There were claps. In case you think you just saw me being smug and happy about this, that's not what you just saw.

You can't gaslight me, motherfucker. I went back and rewound it. I don't. But. This is the asshole who said your mom's box to me. Oh my god. Okay? How many times do people have to explain this to him? That wasn't directed at his mom. And even if it was, who gives a fuck? Your mom's box!

She'd be flattered. Jesus Christ, he's so stupid. What'd you say? Just remember that. gives a fuck your mom's box. She'd be flattered. Jesus Christ, he's so stupid. What'd you say? Just remember that. He drew first blood. And this is the asshole that came over at Kevin's bidding to troll me.

And this is the asshole who not only did I let sleep in my room, I offered him a ride home from AC. Oh, what an asshole. And this asshole shafts me for fucking Brennan. And now he gets his payback. Not only does he have a broken fucking arm, fractured arm, but he also got his ass kicked. Look, karma is going to come around. How the fuck is this karma?

So a guy that you have an internet beef with and what was the, I offered him to sleep in Vince the lawyer's suite. How was that? I offered him to give him a ride. Everybody offered him a ride. He doesn't have a car there. What's he talking about?

He didn't take you up on the ride. He didn't take you up on any of this shit. So that's a slight against John. What the fuck? He thinks this is how karma works? This guy once made a joke at my expense and then he died haha that's how it works yeah that's how he thinks it should work because it's the drink bleach response like it's the it's that's karma should be you know if it's against John it's got to be a ten times repercussion look at Pocky Pocky started goofing on my kids and how'd that go for

you Pocky so okay hilariously this is all karma now so quadruple bypass surgery was directly correlated with a tweet from years before that I'm fucked this is crazy, right It's just no redeeming qualities. No way anyone could have possibly like this guy. How's your heart? quadruple bypass boy This guy's heart health is atrocious, yeah Karma will get you in the ass. Always. It's the guy with the hemorrhoids. And you fuck

with them. KB, you might be next. Because you start fucking with people. The universe is watching. So he's friends with the hypocrisy police and the karma police. Apparently, yes. He's a child. This is how a child would respond to someone getting hurt. Who slighted him once. Or even a perceived slight.

Also in regards to Stevie, he says he drew first blood. Does that mean you drew this blood? Like what does that mean? Dude, he always likes to say he started it. That's his comeback for every fucking thing in his life He started it This is the guy who was telling everyone that surely is the one who leaked the pelican brief Which is trying to get surely fired and then he's like he drew first blood

No, John you did you fucked with surely long before surely ever made fun of you. He's insane He changes the rules all the time, but that's like one of the craziest things I've ever seen him do he's out of his mind right now Celebrating someone it's a fucking dick getting assaulted by a homeless person on the streets of Manhattan So the other big nails and I've not been covering John as much because it's just so fucking boring Judge it's just like it's so cyclical and obnoxious So we talked about it on drew and Mike yesterday we're gonna say something cardiff well he's just watching his old movie yeah now on his stream yeah I know he was watching he's watching one too many and acting like

it's good oh god really crazy that's so there's nothing he's ever done in his life that he wouldn't watch back and be like I'm amazing I can't believe how good I am at this now I'm gonna wear a t-shirt with the show I used to be on. Yeah. Well, he's organizing a meetup. Oh yeah, this is looking great. Did you guys see that? On Facebook, he put it out publicly.

Like, hey guys, we're all gonna meet. A reunion, 10 year reunion for the staff of The Tonight Show. And he even put in the post, well, a bunch of things. First off, he says that your food and drink will not be covered. So make sure that was the first point right out of the fucking gate. Make sure to pay, but he's going to cover signage, signage, oh, and appetizers like the signs he put on his mom's door during So he's gonna cover signage and he put in the post there's gonna be there

There's gonna be a surprise. There might be a surprise So because it's public I went out there and responded to I go the surprises your appearance It's been ten years of these people have seen you they're gonna be shocked. You've shrunk down here. You're literally a troll now But you know he's implying that Jay Leno might show up hey guys We're gonna do a 10-year reunion for the night show there might be a big surprise Jay's not coming. It's the token black guy that I had on my show Yeah, pretty good stuff But what if one of his his $100 super chatters go to the event? Will he buy them a beer?

He has to. As he's promised many times. He's promised that. I'm gonna bring you down. I hope they all show up at once. That'd be great. All right, Broccoli, get a drink for Leo Gunn. He's bugging me over here.

I think he gave up Broccoli's real name yesterday. Did he really? Oh my God. Yeah. See, I'm not following this as closely as I I was let it slip. It's just just his first name. He let slip Because he hasn't super chatted him in a while. Yeah, I said hey, where are you? That's a problem Andy But but one of the big things that's happened recently and I we played the clip on the Drew and Mike show yesterday when I was on there and it was when gu the lawyer who was one of Vince the lawyers sock accounts messaged when John had Richard Ojeda and Brian Karam on the show messaged him saying that

Richard Ojeda's wife is hot or he would do her or something like that. And John didn't know that was her maiden name. So Richard O'jena like lost his shit. And so John has been like, dude, I am done with you. I'm out of the Vince the loser business. We're not friends anymore. And this is like I said, cyclical. It happens all the fucking time. But he's been sticking to this thing now where he's just like, I'm not talking to Vance. He fucked up. He wants to be my friend. I don't want to be his friend anymore. So this I just happened to catch and I was a little bit shocked that he would say this on his show. Cause again, like this is like terms of service stuff, not to mention you're employed by the Los Angeles unified school district, my family. But when, if he

does that, I'm coming after his kids. It's as easy as that. Yeah, seriously. He's gonna start fucking with my children and start fucking with my ex wife. So this all stems from Vince saying he's gonna try to get Susanna on his show to interview her. And so John has equated that now to fucking with his children. So now he can go after Vince's family and children for some reason because that's what he's doing now He's gonna start doing that. Well, then I'm coming after his wife. All right, Vince You understand that I'll come after Laurie

Okay, what does that mean? I could take her Come after your wife. I'll come after Lord. What does he mean? Oh, how are the same guy he's still free Seriously leave my fucking kids out out of this shit leave my fucking ex-wife out of this shit And I know you're trying to get a rise enemy. It don't matter Vince. It's where it don't matter You're dead to me, and I know that kills you, so now you're desperate. So now you're gonna bring in the ex-wife. You wanna have her on?

Get ahead. So I'm gonna fuck her life up. Wow, he is very afraid of someone talking to Susanna. He does not like that. He's trying to warn Susanna. Yeah, don't do it, you'll be in the devil verse and everyone's gonna fuck with you. We would all love Susanna in the devil's bad for her. I think that almost sound like a threat. Yes

Yeah, exactly. Of course. That's not this is what he's doing right now. He's throwing a tantrum. He's very upset. He's very scared scared a little pussy that he is and So all Vince has to say is like I'm talking to Susanna gonna get her on the show Kids I'm gonna get her on the show I'm gonna kill your wife and kids What's going on right now? What's wrong with you? so because of all of this I have to give credit to Gacoma physical nine three one died in the reddit for putting this together

I found this to be a very fun video. This is what john dreams of doing with Vince the lawyer is going to take them to court. And this is how it's gonna go down. And Vince, you ever fucking call me an alcoholic again? I'll sue you. No, I'm sorry. Hello, Your Honor. Here are my liver results. Your Honor, here in my DUIs, zero, Your Honor, I've had full-time jobs all my life, have never, ever had a problem with drinking on any job ever. Had a problem with drinking on any job ever. Drinking has never, ever stopped me from being the success that I am. Yeah, I'll have a few pints at the pub.

Yeah, I'll have a few beers when I'm in the fucking sanctuary of my own beautiful apartment or my mansion in Florida But You know, I'm not out there fucking beating people How's it for the mansion? It's smaller than my house You also have a mansion it's three bedrooms Compared to his beautiful apartment. Yes, right. It is a mansion It's two and a half times the square footage of where he is now, but it's not imagined by any stretch of the imagination.

There's no library. That's how you know if you would imagine it or not. There's a basketball court on premise. Possibly a tunnel. It's insane. Blup. I'm not out there getting DUIs. Okay, you're not accepting an award. So I thought that was fun.

There's a follow up Photoshop that came in on dabbler's. Dr. Your honor, heal my liv-up. My first witness, he's got his liver in his hand. He's like, look at my liv-up. That's from the Chuckster. Put together a fun little Photoshop for us. I don't know. I'm having a hard time with john lately. Such a scumbag piece of shit. So repetitive. He's got nothing. He needs us more than

we need him. But you're demonstrating the strength of the devil verse, Carl. We will create. Oh, yeah, no create. That is the point that was brought up. And I'll bring it up again. I think hack ride brought this up. The fact that what's great about the devil versus a lot of little cows out there. There's King Cobra, JFS. There's a lot of people who are paying attention to and goofing on, but I don't think there's a more talented universe than the hack verse and the dabble verse. The people who are paying attention to stuttering

John specifically put together some of the greatest content you'll ever see you're applauding yourselves It's all very very well done. You know what's not well done. It's fucking Opie with his YouTube shorts These YouTube shorts that he does this is old man talking to his phone he put this out Thinking this was good content. I didn't get that could you try again I didn't ask for you bitch I won't respond to that why are you a bitch I won't respond to that what's your favorite beer Siri are you mad now are you Alright, man, you know the listening in stuff is getting a little creepy Did anyone hear me say Siri or anything like that? No, of course you did it. I didn't get that

I think opi won. Yeah Is going nowhere is that what man series sounds like? Yeah, I guess so. I guess he wanted to put his boyfriend, boyfriend voice. Sorry to program that. Fucking these guys like Opie have no idea what content is. It's incredible to me. Look at how I was arguing with my phone. It's gonna go viral.

Arguing with my phone. I want to bring Annie out of the show because it is like comedians in the 80s doing the VCR splashing 12 joke right yeah Annie what's going on? Hey, how's it going everyone? 500 thank you very much for that. I appreciate it now Annie I brought you out of the show. You know what that means It's time for gonna catch something. No. It's actually we're gonna play a riveting round of who said it. Oh Even better yes, you you catch something at your own time

Alright young lady Tookie was here should catch something yeah, right Welcome to who said it the official podcast game on W ATP The official podcast game on W ATP brought to you by patreon.com slash Cardiff electric and the Cardiff electric YouTube channel subscribe today okay Carl and co-host who said it our first entry who said it Who said it? The crowd likes you when you look kind of bad. Who said it?

All right. Our choices are Chad Zumach, Opie, Joe Matariz, Kevin Brennan's made the list now. And then we have Kate Meany and Stuttering John Melandez. Those six people. The crowd likes you when you kind of look bad. I am going gonna go with Joe Mattress on this one. What's the you Lucy Typebox?

I'm gonna go with Kate. Okay, Andy, cue public. Chad. What do you think, Annie? I'm gonna go with Chad. Very good. And Producer Chris? Joey Mattress. Alright, we got two Joey Mattresses. One Two Producer Chris Joey mattress all right. We got two joy mattresses

one two three Ten minutes of jokes like I look at this fucking thing And it's like the crowd likes you when you look kind of bad If you look good as a comedian and Mike could probably say this and Marta you could probably you did stand up for how long? Probably about ten years right yeah? Yeah, but I mean But I'm all about the eye candy I love Curtis reaction to this still I pause it just the right second dabble from matter

Yeah, cuz you better clip today. Yeah, why in? You dabble and watch the real dabler again. I Swear to God just go off your meds Joe Marriage be damned right Andy for more Right He's in Tampa for five days Tampa was this week and next week Pick up some prostitutes. I'll be home later. You better not be doing that by kids. It's Carl. Okay, honey. Be careful Did he say dabble?

That was from the three recorded Yeah our next entry Yeah, our next entry You criticize everybody because you're bitter and you're projecting who said it You got it. All right, see I am gonna go with Chad Zumok, what do you think Lucy? I'm gonna go with Kate again. Yep, that's fine. Andy?

Katie. Annie! I'm gonna go with Kate. And producer Chris. I went Zumock. We both went Zumock. All right, I like it. I like what we're doing here.

One. Am I gonna tooky this one? Am I gonna do a five for five? So far. Oh. Two. Three. One am I gonna to key this one I'm gonna go five for five so far oh To three You were the studio guy you're the guy who knows how to edit you're the guy who knows how to make the poster That's why you're out of comedy. Okay? You're a lazy fuck you're bitter and you criticize everybody cuz you're bitter and you're projecting

Okay, I'm gonna be some I'm from abusive household too I get it I know where it comes from our next entry it's great yeah card if I know this is a lot of work when it's fun isn't it yes when you're winning screw you Iran Who said it? I think that's an Opie damn it. I just I know how he is with International news stories. He's always got a spicy hot take on it. What do you think Lucy? It's gonna say short and sweet definitely. Yeah, you like oh, baby. What do you think Andy? Kate me I love that would be Kate B.

Annie. KB. KB, all right. And producer Chris. I went OP. All right, producer Chris and I are on the same page so far, let's see. One,

two, three. Now the Russians are pulling out of Kharkiv. They're getting asses handed to them. I love it. And screw you, Iran and China. For giving Russia weapons. Screw you.

And also Stevie Lou. Our next entry. Wow. You gave Russia nunchucks. Screw you. I guess Cardiff got that round, right? None of us got it. That is correct. I Guess card have got that round right? That was correct, but it's so funny how we could dismiss Stutto for anything political. I know that's why we all forgot Almost like I was testing you yeah tree Tree octopus is not from this world. Who said it? Okay, I feel like I remember this one. I think it's

Opie. I'm gonna go Opie. What do you say, Lucy? I'm going back to Kate. Okay. Andy. Joe. Annie. Opie. Chris Chris I went Opie Lots of hopes can I apologize for something yeah Tommy was supposed to be on the screen instead of Kate in this one No just kidding yeah one two three name yeah things Three. Name things or creatures that aren't from planet Earth.

That came from another world. I go octopus. Octopus is not from this world. Octopi. I truly believe this. I believe orchids are not from... Orchids are super fucking intelligent. You know what? No, I'm not joking, bro

Our next entry Jesus Christ that fucking show. I wish I could watch it pull clips It's so boring and stupid. I can Goddamn it just sucks All right, so we are three for four so far, right? Yeah For the record, I pencil mine in before he Possible I see ya oh You're cheating. I got guests coming in I got a stellar lineup Who said it? Oh, that's got to be a KB. Oh could be John I

Said KB first I'm gonna go KB. What do you think? I'm gonna go KB, but if Ray DeVito was up there Yeah, all right, Andy Maderice Maderice, what do you think Annie? John yeah, okay, and I went John Chris went John all right This is where we is the fork in the road right here One two three oh This is a show! Show sucks! I was listening to this time lapse. 40 seconds into the show! Finally looking up at the camera. Unbelievable.

Guys, how many people have off tomorrow? No, it's not another solo show. I got guests coming in. I got a stellar lineup. I got Levi. I got I got Carl and I got silent Mike Morris surely wasn't available. He was he's had to go to church That's all for this time Carl

Ever I know it doesn't get down with the two keys the greatest ever. Yeah, that's my best ever I don't look as good down the two keys the greatest ever the How many views on this video still proud of myself? Call the yeah, you could call me out with that the link ask that every time Yeah, you could you could call me out with that the link ask that every time shut the fuck You guys really think I'm cheating. I'm so bad at these constantly. I've got one right in two weeks Now you know who said it sit Eugene sit good dog I kind of missed the promotion for the I was gonna say aren't you glad you have to see that That was a card if that was a really fun event it was fun. I felt bad for you because

While walkie made an amazing potato helmet or mask or whatever want to call it It was killer But wearing that for two hours. I can't even imagine it must have gotten a little warm in there I commit to my gimmick. That's for sure and a shout out to Lockie go to go to my Twitter. There's a link He's trying to win a trip to Finland with a can design go to my Twitter and give him a vote Nice for Lockie if you like that mask But luckily Carl I figured out a solution For W ATP live in Largo, Florida. I didn't know we had a problem, but what's the solution? Well, I'm saying for

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blow thing I'll fuck it with anything up to death. Yeah, right as long as there's a lot of pain and suffering. I'm cool with it right. As long as there's a lot of pain and suffering, I'm cool with it. He deserves it. Opie is talking to his phone on his show. That's his thing that he's doing now. I won who said it because I'm the greatest ever. You know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. This weekend, we have Brian Johnson and Erock coming on. Yeah. First time these two are together since they finished Would You Kindly on Compound Media. And this is the show that we'll be checking out.

One thing about taking care of your beard mustache is in addition to just washing it, there is oils to help with the skin and the hair, which is different than the hair on your head, and balms and waxes. And I was thinking, why aren't there Disney inspired, scented, facial hair products for men? Why couldn't I create a beard oil that has a hint of the Pirates of the Caribbean in it or the hint of Rome burning?

Now I don't want to smell like Jack Sparrow because you can imagine he probably smells pretty bad, but probably like Disney inspired scented beard oil, beard balms, maybe mustache wax. Disney popcorn bucket flavor. You could have a, right, I mean, because people walk by and you're talking to them, like, is that, is that orange groves that I'm smelling? Is that the polylobby that I'm smelling, right? Jim Jones says, for men, you mean for pedophiles. Good point. This is a show called Disney Assembled, a suggestion from Alex Gingrenesle in our Discord.

We have a show suggestion channel. And if you go on there, you pop in podcasts that we should check out. I always go in there and take a look. And it's described as, Disney Assembled is a father daughter show where we create joy and share our love of Disneyland, Disney World,

and all things in the Disney universe So because I need is more Disney fans. Yeah, I thought this would be fun I mean Iraq and Brian are both fathers and I thought that they would enjoy a father and daughter show where they get together and talk about Disney can't win with you hamburger your trash guys who are bad fathers your trash guys who are good fathers Hey, you don't know I might like this show You never know with me. I might go out and be like guys. This isn't my regular rotation now stay tuned Now you're probably right kind of

This is where I supposed to do plugs and he's I get the sense it's like everybody like it's plug time right plugs. And I get the sense. It's like, oh, really? It's plug time, right? Andy, the apologies. But he did is here. Yeah. What's going on with the apologies? Podcast money. Fantastic live show, by the way. Thank you so much. It was so much fun.

It was great to see the Cardiff mask in person. Cardiff Cardiff mask broke my Instagram. I get the most likes on my picture with Cardiff. Nice. And we cover the Nick Swords in meltdown on the mini show that you can get for five bucks on our patreon And I already mentioned we did Sarah Silverman. What kind of apology was that? He's just like, oh, you know, I mixed booze and edibles and you know, it's the altitude blaming on the Altitude yeah, that was bullshit. There was something else going out with that guy

totally and he that we have another clip of him just Falling apart. He's just rocking to the wheels fall off so I would hang out But I'm worried about him him and Joe Matteries you get together Fucking have a weekend. Yeah, probably not good that Chad's gonna be opening from in a week or two. Oh, is that true? Yes, right? You're right. Oh, no Yeah, that's a dangerous company this weekend You got nowhere to go but up after Chad. I think you know what now that you mentioned that I think that might be the weekend that we're in Largo, Florida Shucks

Lucy type box we have to well you can check me out at once over with Kaylee see a yle y on YouTube I do movie reviews this week. I put out a Review of five movies that you have probably missed from 1988 and in addition to that I'm doing something exciting this week Friday at 630 after point dabble point I am going to be doing a YouTube premiere of my review of dumb and dumber 2 with Tony from hack the movies all right so you guys should all come and hang out with us and tell me how great and not awkward I am in the chats very good yes, yes, you have your instructions now.

It'll be great. That's the official after show for Point Dabble Point. The Great Seamoose says, I identify as someone who loves Lucy. Aw. The Great Seamoose, of course, we were hanging out with him this past week and he made the trip from Utah.

He's a good egg. He's a very good egg. He hung out with us for the weekend. Awesome. And he sent me a note on patreon Saying that when he flew back home. He sat next to someone who? Knew Ray DeVito personally the fuck of the chances of that Not even sure that comes up in conversation, but there you go on a flight from Utah to Rochester

Probably pretty good chances other way around but yeah or whatever or whatever indeed Annie What are you up to? Not up to much, but you can find my podcast we talk about video games on YouTube YouTube comm slash at WIT GS and With that please join us again next time it might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony. Parting in the mosh pits of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Okay.

Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. Let's get into some voicemail and review segment stuff and get out of here. Do we have any new reviews you'd like to read for us, Annie? I have one new review, but I'm gonna save that for this weekend.

I have two really old reviews that I don't think were read because they were on podcast addict. And as far as I know, they don't appear on the list that agent Coleman has written, whatever. So he's working on trying to get podcast addict to pull Interesting the guy who has all of our reviews who brags about pulling from everywhere like remotely They don't allow third-party skimming so he has to figure out a way around it got it. Okay? Let's hear it so to the old reviews one comes in from coca-lola

awful dude bros ignorant on every level That is definitely a one-star review Yeah, that's what I thought when they were not calls dude, bro All right, thanks for bringing that up Annie could have never heard that but now we did what else you got right? We got one more that says garbage podcast trying to become popular by reviewing other podcasts Oh, and they like to make fun of marginalized people. They aren't worth your time. Well, okay. They got all of that right. I'm guessing that's a one star review. Yes it is.

All right. Yeah, I'm trying to think of who got butthurt on that one. Gosh, everyone. Anyone. Sounds to me like podcast addict is the place to get your podcast reviews Right. You know what what it's okay. We're not scraping that one Coleman We can let that one go if I remember correctly podcast addict is the one where you had a lower rating than oh my god When we did the the drama podcasts? Oh, right. I had a lower rating than what was the show that we checked out The really horrible show that was yeah

I remember I failed. All right, it's too much. It's all too much. All right. Let's hit some voicemails real quick What are the people out there saying to us? Hey Carl heard you guys talking about Joe Mattarese and The play he wants to do about Philadelphia. Yeah, I don't see how you guys don't get it. I mean I get it from Philadelphia I mean, okay, so not rocky, right? But the movie Philadelphia Because Joe Mattarisi's comedy Makes you feel like you're getting boo food

So yeah Philadelphia Philadelphia, comedy, AIDS, I get it. I liked that one. I didn't see it coming. I haven't heard boo food in like 30 years. Pearl, I just wanted to congratulate you on your 500th episode. And I just wanted to ask you, are you my best friend? I just really need a friend. Are you my best friend? Call me back.

No, I'm not your best friend and I will not call you back. But thank you for asking. Good question. Nonetheless. I don't know if anybody pointed this out, but John was talking with Keanu for how many months? Like two or three or whatever but if somebody talked to me like I was a kindergartener I think I'd recognize it like right away. How many months? How long were they talking without him realizing that? Anyway that's what I got for now.'t call me that it's almost like he's stupid or something

he's not known for self-awareness he's not smart that's where my favorite voicemailers right here hey Kyle it's Ropo Paco I just wanted to say good job lately you've been killing it. Also, I wanted to say a shout out to Paco. And he keeps it short, keeps it tight under 20 seconds. I like that. There's another one under 20. Hello, this is that monkey from that story that that dumb bitch told. Yeah, I just wanted to say that yes, me monkeys definitely do get horny about female women, but mainly

I just wanted to make her look like a dumb bitch. Don't call me back. Dude, it's amazing that monkey was in the show. I know. What are the fucking chances of that? We reach. It's crazy. Yeah, it's what if that monkey saw the guy in San Francisco who was riding his bike? I was thinking what if this monkey quits drinking because it's stuttering John, but yeah same thing Galactic bubble productions on YouTube. I got a voicemail about this We can stop

We can stop It doesn't matter that you're in the pre-K You're still gay We can stop Queer Kid Stomp! Hahaha! Hahaha! Hahaha! I don't wanna hear that you're not queer! Queer Kid Stomp! A mental patient with a teddy bear!

Queer kids, stop Just the fact I can't teach you kids Queer kids, stop I need attention no matter the cost Queer kids, stop There's children, I broke them But now that they're open I'll show them how to love

Some would call it abuse making children confused, but we call it Oh Brilliant amazing brilliant stuff right Bravo galactic bubble productions Kurt did you send me a note? Do you want to talk about your note to me? I haven't responded to yet No, okay, I'd rather save but I just ruined I just ruined it. No, we didn't ruin anything. I didn't say I think that just ruined it for me. That's pretty good That wasn't it. Yeah, that's pretty good. Yeah. All right Mondays call it into the show Hey, Carlos Mondays

Just want to say kind of sucks, but I couldn't make it to Rochester for the shows So kind of bummed I missed out on the run a train on the Andy Q Anon contest You know the one where everyone's a winner but him Hey, Florida You know the one where everyone's a winner but him Maybe Florida Sounds like a win for everybody see boss 4044 says Lucy looks so hot on the contest show Thank you, and you know what don't thank me But yeah, if you want to check that out, get to our Patreon. You can see the Winning Date Was Lucy contest, which I put a lot of work into that show.

I had to watch the dating game for minutes. Yeah, get a sense of how that works. It's a big weekend for me this past weekend for me as well. Oh, I know you had to fill in. You were on all apologies podcast. Yeah. And I won a date and you wanted. Yeah. So the real work is coming. It's true. It's true.

So what is a lot going on? Well, I go out on the Largo. People are asking me, are we hanging out Thursday night? We hang out Saturday night. Yes. Oh, Kurt, are you going to a baseball game over there? Allegedly. I want him. All right. Sold out. Yeah, Kurt, are you going to a baseball game over there? Allegedly I want in

All right What's the pitching matchup I got to decide if I want to go or not Well, there's there's 12 on each side. so hopefully one of them you like. Yeah. Hey, Carl, Gary in San Diego. Hey. Well, you know how John's always mad at Robert Smygle and Sacha Baron Cohen for stealing his act? I am.

I wonder if he's mad at David Allen Greer for getting that Oscar announcing job. Pretty much John should get every announcing gig according to John. So I guess he's mad at David Allen Greer for stealing his act. Oh well, maybe next year. What do you think? Rock and Rolla. Rock and Rolla. Yeah. Was that dag on the Oscars? I didn't know that. That should be Suthering John. It's the world's greatest announcer on the world's greatest show of all time Told us to prepare for this sort of content. Yeah, are you ready to veto? You guys didn't watch the Oscars my brother-in-law killed it

Someone brought up we were playing that clip of Joe Matt. Are you talking about his brother-in-law? Does he have another family member every time he talks about a family member on a show? She's like my brother-in-law loves to met she's gonna love this segment my brother-in-law tells him I'm swearing too much Yeah, yes, he's like it's only friends a stutcho and my buddy wife's brother Joe So bright if there's anyone that's a bride he's not working for. It's killing him. I know, I'm not going to feel bad if he falls off the wagon.

Wait, who's sober? Joe. He was drinking bourbon. Oh yeah, you're right. Yeah, no, never mind. Never mind. No. Take that back.

Take that back. Then I'm sober. Yeah, all right. Rochester sober. Yeah Rochester sober Over here, I thought he was no he after he was drinking the bourbon. That's right say now. I'm sober magically No, I thought he did. I don't remember I Just assume he's got a lot of problems in life, and he's naturally with him well. What gave it away problems in life and he's naturally with him. Wow. What gave it away? Hey, Carl, it's chunks of King. When Pauline from dirty Jersey sings, it reminds me of

when Adam West on Family Guy was singing that song about himself. And when he talks, reminds me of George Clooney from the Eric Andre show. I'm the only person who went crazy. Also, thank you for introducing the world at large to queer kids stuff. ROTC used to cover that thing a while ago and hopefully more eyes on that show will lead to her swift arrest. Anyway, thank you, fuck you, bye. Don't call me back. Hi Mondays.

ROTC used to cover that. That's good news. I'll talk to those guys about teaming up when we're in Largo. Largo. Some queer kid stuff. Hey Carl, I just finally got to see Kindy for the first time on the show. And I gotta say, she kind of reminds me of Kathy Bates from Misery. Yeah, Elle, she is a miserable cunt.

All right, don't call me back. I think you're right about that. Poor, poor Kindy had to sit next to me for our whole show. That's gotta suck. Kindy is lovely. It's gotta suck sitting next to me for a whole show that's gonna suck. Kindy's lovely. It's gonna suck sitting next to me for a whole show. 19th-century Chrysler Corlova, elegantly designed, luxuriously appointed, experienced the want of thickly cushioned contoured seats,

even available in fine Corlepe and Weber. Maybe they should have given the edge to his little fantasy island pal, Herve Villaches. Right, the very cornerstone of a new automobile. The driver is to experience the pleasure of a true roadworthy automobile. Yes, even available in rich, but at the end of the end there. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Is he trying to get a show on the network?

Is he auditioning? I remember back in the day, Kroche was just instantly repelled by Cardiff electric Yes, did not yeah, that's how that's where I am with this dude But things have changed that's true corrosion carnivore. And so that's very true. Yes So maybe they'll change between me and Paulie from dirty Jersey Maybe I don't know what Paulie's doing lately. He helped me a lot along voicemails was singing and stuff and I went I can't Torture everyone with this. I'm being tortured by it Sounds like a wager. All right. This is a fun call in right here. This one happened today and

A little peek behind the scenes. So when I get these voicemails, I also get an email where it's a new voicemail and it tries to Transcribe the voicemail so I can kind of see where it is a new voicemail and it tries to transcribe the voicemail so I can kind of see what the person is saying. And normally I do Tuesday nights I check on my voicemails. That's what makes it on Wednesday, Friday nights makes it on Saturday. This one came in today and I saw it and I went, Oh, this is interesting. Oh, hey guys. It's me Teddy from Clear C cage so long? I got a new guest on. Oh, it's Hannibal Kelly. What are you a pro, natural?

What are you when I got a fine ass? None of your fucking business, Teddy. Oh, oh, well that's a little rude. You know what's rude? Making the simplest fucking definition into your fucking bullshit. Some days, I like to gobble on a banana once in a while. Other times, I want to fish taco. That's it. That's it. Oh, you seem a little aggressive. Well, I'm mad,

well you be mad too if some fucking ally wants to come in and pretend that she's some mentally ill person for fucking attention. I'm not really, I think I need an adult. You don't need an adult in this community, Daddy. Trust me. I used to be the outlier in that group. Because ooh, could you just commit to being a faggot full time or not? No! Happy 500, Carl. Thank you. Oh,

forgot about that show. Kelly is by and doesn't want to talk about it all the time. Like our friends over queer, good stuff. We should get Teddy on the show. Yeah, I probably arranged that. Oh, hey guys, I'm Teddy. Oh, there he is. So worst Teddy impression.

Worst Teddy impression. That's not the real Teddy. All right. Last, uh, clip I have on here. My frosted tips calling into the show. That's a real Teddy. All right. Last clip I have on here. My Frosted Tips calling into the show. Hey, Carl. It's your Frosted Tips here.

Yesterday, the 12th of March, Joe Naughton Reed had about a 45-minute show and he had actually had 25 people in there, most of whom were trolling him. I sent him a super chat telling him, Hey Joe, seek Kyle. Well Joe read it and went, seek Kyle, seek Kyle. What does that mean? Seek Kyle, seek Kyle? I don't get that. Does that mean seek Kyle? And he never got it. Oh Joe, what are you doing? Joe's a baby. Shit, I ran out of what to say. Bye.

All right. Thank you, Carl's Prostitutesutes He had 25 people watching him yesterday, so it's growing that Joe Maddory show Good for him very exciting Okay, folks guess what Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye, Brennan. Bye! A plane has hit. I rewatch it. Carly. Boom.

Boom. Fuck his mom. Boom. Boom. That was a great episode. That was really great. Oh, someone sent me a note that said that I can't get enough dicks in my body That's not what they said not what they said they sent me a note saying that the iCarly I

Rewatch iCarly just brought a new episode and then they referenced 9-eleven immediately though. They're like Like Titanic Hindenburg to this oh you're right you're right there I don't know. We're just looking at the 8th anniversary of Ride Alive. They're obsessed with that. They're basically like Titanic Hindenburg to this generation. Oh, you're right. You're right. They're so detached from it. They don't realize that week three of the NFL was postponed because of that shit. They don't realize the trauma that some of us went through. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Where were we? Hail hamburger. How were things in Minnesota when 9-11 went down?

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