Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep503 - Self-Help Podcasts

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

This week we’re competing to find the worst podcast in the self-help category. Karl and Andy bring in Baseem who teaches guys how to be better at being guys, especially when it comes to being guys being with girls. Then Chris and Lucy present This Is Suave, a self-help show that is trying to teach themselves how to be better. Vote for who brought the worst podcast on our Patreon page. After an amazing and fierce competition, we’re checking out HoneyDew Podcast with Bert Kreischer who’s always laughing and having fun. Well, I guess not always. Then Dana Carvey started a new podcast with David Spade where he spergs out with his impressions even more than usual. Dana is sober but I think his impressions are in a k-hole. Also, Kevin Brennan got a green screen and does his most embarrassing podcast to-date (but it looks amazing), Joe Matarese stole five bucks from me, and Stuttering John is now saying he’s going to come to our live shows. Don’t threaten me with a good time! Finally Tookie joins us for an amazing round of Who Said It with Cardiff, we check out some reviews, and listen to your voicemails.  Tickets to the live show in Florida on March 22nd! – http://watplive.com Tickets to the Vegas shows May 31st – June 2nd – https://www.hackamania.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@cardiffelectric https://tookiesoup.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Also, we encourage our listeners, go ahead and give us a five story view on Apple podcasts and then shit over us in the comments section. Today, we'll be competing for the worst podcast in the self help podcast category. That's right. The competition is on and we're changing it up again. This week, the teams are Andy and me versus Chris and Lucy. Who could find the worst podcast in the self-help category? I'm actually surprised we haven't picked this category before. Yeah, really?

Because I talk a lot about these types of podcasts. I'm not the Drew and Mike show. There's a lot of, I don't know, there's a generational thing. It brought me back to fat Ash. Oh, right. Listening to some of this. Well, we'll get to it. Okay. I understand. So we have to figure out who's going first because we've changed up the team. So both teams have a winner and a loser on them. I'm the winner. a winner and a loser on them. I'm the winner.

In case you're wondering, in case you're wondering who the winner is on our team, Andy. It is me. In fighting already. Yep. So how do you guys want to get this thing going? Does anyone want to volunteer to go first? Nope, then I will do it. Let's go, Andy.

You and me, hit the bell. Ding! Now who wants to present first, Andy? Andy okay you and me hit the bell Now Yeah, we both brought some clips I got some fun stuff yeah store this was my idea, so yeah I Decided I'm sorry getting all choked up Is very emotional I This is a very emotional topic for me. Self-help is very emotional. Fun part. I was looking at a lot of looks-maxing things.

Chris and Lucy, do you know what looks-maxing is? No. This is guys doing beautification tips and trying to change their jawline and their cheekbone and the shape of their eyes by hitting themselves in the face with a hammer and burning themselves with hot spoons and all this crazy shit and Mois critical Charlie mm-hmm had an expose about it on his show and He turned me on to this guy bus seam who has something called male tutorial. Yes, and I

Looked at some of his older videos. I went back three years because it was like oh this guy is a loser With nobody in his life and then you go to the older videos and he has this smoking hot girlfriend And so I started checking out some of those so this is Basim and Natalie and of those. So this is Basim and Natalie and my clip called It's a Living. These are the first thoughts that Natalie had when she learned that Basim was into extending his penis. I also want to point out that this channel, and I was looking at a bunch of these types of channels when you pointed this out, they get tons of views. This has almost 100,000 subscribers.

Yeah, it's just a bunch of general I don't know that's true because they want a bigger penis for someone Yeah, I'm sorry by hitting it with a hammer Keep that in the video All right, how's it going boys? So today's video I'm gonna ask my girlfriend what does she think about dating a guy as crazy as I am. Yeah and by that I mean like a guy who is wearing something like this a penis extender. Seriously like first of all when we first started dating I never told her about this shit. I never told her that. What you actually doing?

For leaving? What I'm doing for a living. So first thought is I'm moving to Kiev. I don't know what the exchange rate for American normal penis to weirdo frankencock with a leg brace hanging off your dick is. But if that's the kind of girlfriend. It seems to be an upgrade. Yeah for sure. So good for him. Hanging off your dick is but if that's the kind of girl upgrade so Good for him. It's probably a pretty good ratio in Ukraine right now. I should I think about it Yeah, it's not a bad place to go. Yeah, my way to couple months, but yeah wait move over there

Alright, so yeah, this guy is all into these different contraptions that make his penis longer bigger something Do we know how big his penis is now? So he had a great tactic when he was introducing his dick enlargement system into the Conversation with his girlfriend and clip to that. I have no idea. How did I present it to you? Do you remember? You make it like very casual like you know every guy at home just have it and this is just Like you you just put it outside and you wait for me to ask it like so I ask you first like What is this kid? It's like look pretty interesting like a medical kit or something and you just like oh, that's a penis extender, and I'm like penis what? Wait is that what I should do with my real doll just leave her out one day. We should have the dining room table

Yeah, just like what the fuck is going on. Yeah, well. This is my girlfriend. Hope that's cool Yeah, no offense guys you lose already because we get to look at her on there, so it's not that bad All right, well say I like your tactic right now. Congratulations, Lucy. I see what you're doing It's a narrative of maybe what happens with the girlfriend though, but yeah She's just like walking around and he's yelling at her the dick extenders go in the top rack of the dishwasher and the pocket Pussy's go in the bottom right? Happens every day sure so and clip three he didn't reveal for nine months that he was into this and he's gonna ask Natalie what she would

have done exactly nine months but what would she have done if she found out after one month first of all what would have happened if I told you like first month or whatever first month honestly nothing bad would have happened if I told you like first month or whatever first month? Honestly, nothing bad would happen as well. I would just understand why exactly how it's working and Yeah, but think that you a little crazy but like not not as much I still I mean I still like you it doesn't Stretching in your body and First of all, I'm to be the one who's enjoying this stretching. So come on. What am I cutting? That's what I was trying to get.

Trying cutting the tree where I'm sitting on. Plus I have a pussy, pussy looseners. Yeah, yeah. She didn't say she was into stretching. There must be a saying in Kiev. I don't shit where I eat and I don't cut the tree of a dick that I'm squatting. What are you talking about? That was a weird saying.

You never heard that? Yeah. That's weird. All right. Last, well, I'll do one more clip, and then I'll turn it over to you, Carl. Okay. You can kind of see at the end of this where she's nagging Basim a little bit, you can tell that she's been coached to sell dick enlargement strategies,

but at the end she can't help, but, uh, you know, take them down a peg. Yeah. Like one part of me are thinking that it might be quite weird of you to be so focused on your dick and like keep perfecting it that much. Come on. And I have a slightly doubt that it might work actually because from my point of view maybe it's like genetic more like what's the most important here. But then actually then you start wearing it every day for the first time, so wearing it every day like for at least a month or so and you start reaching the end of me and I was like for the first time

It just like Out of nowhere just one sex you start reaching the end and then I'm like, okay It's actually working keep on going and right now I'm reminding him like are you wearing it already? Did you wear it today? Bastard Bastard, she's making me feel small Which of the two of you found this why and how and he explained that it was critical from Official podcast. Yeah, I've you in this time. I was looking at all these Monsters mutilating themselves in the looks maxing thing and then I saw that Charlie had a video about it and I respect his takes on everything and

He started finding that he was pulling this guy's videos up and going look at this clown and I was like aren't well That's what we're doing then. I do like that. She says perfecting your penis putting all this I perfect your penis That's what I'm gonna start calling it Was self-improvement your first surge or was it self-immunization or? No. Someone's jealous! I get a weekly newsletter from this guy, Chris. All right, well let's fast forward and I'm going to play my little clip package here because

apparently these two broke up and that's unfortunate because now Basim is forced to talk about jerking off on the internet. He was talking about fucking his hot girlfriend and now he's talking about jerking off. To her memory. Who isn't? Check this out. Can you imagine making a video like this?

In front of me today are 12 different masturbators ranging from $50 and up to $600 and in today's video I'm gonna be testing all of them out to let you know Which one is the best and which one is the worst? So now he's doing videos teaching you which Masturbators to buy I never heard that term but. Did he test them all out in one day? Well, it's funny you ask that because Oh my God. I'm exhausted.

You can actually watch the video of him testing them out. No. So the actual video of me testing them out obviously cannot be posted here on YouTube. So it's going to be posted on my OnlyFans page. If you want to actually see them in action You can check out my only fans page. However in this video I'm gonna tell you exactly how each and every one of them feels so perhaps you can

Transform your masturbation experience Fuck wants to watch this guy check off with his contraptions who's signing up for for his Oldie fans? Just wait for the voicemails this week. We'll find out. Yeah, probably, I guess. So I thought that was a little bit interesting. He's just like, if you want to watch me, use these things. Yeah. But this is the craziest part, Lucy, to answer your question,

because he explains how this goes down. Now, with the magic of editing, I'm going to try all of them out, and then I'll let you know how they feel like whoo okay so he just came back to jerk off with 12 different devices four days later wow flies down in his hair is messed up I feel like the masturbators look more exhausted than he does yeah well, well. Yeah, they're worn out, too That's some commitment to the bit right there. That's impressive. I would have gotten like into two of them and been like yeah Sorry, I was just thinking about some really crazy shit, so I only got to do two today first one was the best

The winner is the only one I tried My favorite porno is the first five minutes of every one I ever watched. So it's odd to me that now I have to watch him in his refractory period. Explain to me how much pleasure he received from each of these masturbators. And then I found out why he's doing this. All of this is just to make a statement to the ladies out there now that he's a single man. He wants to let you know, Lucy, listen closely here. This is a whole super cut I put together from this video. And I actually thought

that this one is going to be great by the looks of it. However, turns out I'm a bit too thick for it and the motor inside of it was not strong enough and it was not able to stroke and move properly so for me this one is basically useless perhaps if you are a little bit thinner the motor might keep up but I would not recommend this one you can make it tighter with your hand so the plastic is not actually sealed you can actually press on it I it was okay I mean I could barely fit in it so the squeezing part was not like a huge thing for me. I was struggling to get into this one. Who else is getting hungry? It was a bit too tight for me.

Mind you I'm a bit on the thicker side so for some guys this might not be a problem. With those two I was just too thick for both of them i simply could not fit but the motor did not keep up with my size so i could barely fit inside this one i actually thought was going to be amazing what's his point however the exact same problem and you're going to see it on the video is that i was too thick for it it's nothing to brag about okay because I'm two inches short basically just want to say well girthy his cock was so he comes back to review just like broke this one broke this one leave me would you well I might have a little bit of an explanation as to why he's so thick I bet you do yeah yeah we skip ahead to my clip 7 called PRP now

He has his dick is all stretched out But now it's just a tube sock like what what good is a tube sock with nothing you can slap your enemies with it Yeah, you're not gonna like I said good day sir So it's not like you're gonna roll it up and fuck a woman with that so he has well not traditionally Yeah, but no such adventure with this guy We're gonna find out what his solution to that is in clip 7 here What is PRP and why the hell would somebody inject it into the penis? Well PRP which is platelet-rich plasma, is produced from

a person's own blood. It's a concentration of one type of blood cell, which is platelets, which is critical for blood clotting. This concentration is injected to an injured or diseased part of a person's body to accelerate the healing of damaged tendons, ligaments, muscles, bones, and joints. Okay, so this shit is horrific. I wish Dr. Steve was available to just slap this down and say how dumb it is. You weren't gonna get into how dumb it actually is.

You go ahead. Turns out I've gained two inches in girth. Yeah. It's all due to platelets. It's all due to the fluid. I'm injecting it into my penis. I do the worst I just do, but I don't care. I'll just continue to do it. I'm injecting it into my penis. I do the worst I just do. I don't care. I'll just continue to do it.

I don't give a shit. But it clip 8 procedural. It was nice enough to videotape this whole procedure for us. Alright, so I just got injected with anesthetics around the base of my penis and the nurse also took a bunch of blood that they're gonna run it into a machine so that they can get Hold on a second. This guy's going in to get a needle put into his dick? I'm no longer afraid of the dentist.

Sign me up. Let's go. He's wearing a bathrobe. He's treating it like a spa day The nurse took some protein BRB shot Look at that girl three four pixels. The nurses arm Chris He was nice enough to edit out of the laughing and microscopes and all the questions about where it actually is. But you might be asking yourself

How much does it cost to have somebody stick a needle in your dick and clip nine? And by now I should have seen all the benefits of it. So in this part of the video, I'm gonna tell you exactly what benefits I got from it. And also I'm gonna tell you the price and how much it costed me to do it. First of all, for the price, I paid around $300 here in Bangkok, Thailand

for this injection. I used- Whoa, you went to Bangkok for this? Well, right. That's what I mean. It's not just $300 for them to. I use. Oh, you went to Bangkok for this? Well, right. That's what I mean. It's not just $300 for them to do the procedure. You have to travel to Bangkok. You have to spend the night.

$300 doesn't matter at this point. Well, right. I'm flying to Bangkok. I looked it up. It's like $650 to fly there, plus about $60 a night in a hotel. So you're staying for like three nights, probably taxis all around town. Is that flying from Kiev or from the US? $60 a night in a hotel so you so you're staying for like three nights probably

Taxis all around just like from Kiev or from the US yeah I did it from here. Oh, go for the prostitution you stay for the penis after I booked my appointment I was gonna say you're like honey. This is our budget. Yeah, so it ends up being more like $1,200 guys How frequently do you have to have it done? It's not Gonna say to our bucks for a bigger penis, okay It's a gift that keeps on giving right so in clip 10 these are it's not all just funny games with a huge cock There might be some side effects, okay a huge cock there might be some side effects. Now let's talk about side effects and benefits that I saw from the PRP.

First of all side effects that I still feel to this day is the place of the injection I still feel like kind of a pin or a needle there when I'm doing some certain positions while having sex. So if my girl is writing me, I actually feel at the base of my penis, like there is slight discomfort, which I frankly do not like at all. Perfect. My dick's huge. Great. Want to fuck? Not really. No, it hurts. What's the fucking point? What are the side effects of having someone inject something into your penis?

Well, that needle. I don't know if it's a side effect, but yeah. It's affecting my penis. It's a problem, for sure. All right, two more clips with this. Now, we talked about the cost. We talked about the side effects. What about the benefits? He keeps saying benefits and he never gets to it.

What are the benefits here? Regarding the increase of sensitivity, I really can't tell that there's an improvement in my sensitivity. My erections are slightly harder than they used to be. Again it's not like day and night so you can't really compare it to taking Viagra or Cialis in terms of the strength of the erection that you achieve with those medications. Now something that I'm noticing a lot recently is I'm having much more frequent nighttime erections So actually waking up from my erections at night New erection is like a it's like a puppy. It's keeping me up all night

My boners making a mess on the carpet Really a problem for basim now So in conclusion I assume we can chalk this up to a failed attempt to looks max your cock right? Yeah, I would think so Let's find out because I honestly like waking up with a boner is that's about spending $1200 Waking up with a boner is as if I'm spending $1,200 for it. I'd do it anyway. Yeah, fine. This is something that probably should be repeated multiple times for you to see the

full benefits of it. So I'm planning to do it once or twice more. Oh man, this is like that person who tries math. They're like, yeah, I did enjoy it. Probably do it again this weekend. It never ends. I mean, when is he ever going to be satisfied? And we'll be glad until it's like dragging on the ground.

Correct. And he's just, oh, maybe I went too far with this. So because this guy. He can't even fit it in my pants anymore. Because he's so obsessed with penis size, I checked out a video called Does Size Matter? Where he interviews a woman to find out what the deal is. You know, a lot of guys, especially on my channel,

are kind of obsessed with their size. I know I am to some extent. It's a size difference. From your experience as a girl, how much does size actually matter? I think it's so funny. He flew to Thailand to get a bigger penis, and he goes, some people on this channel

are really interested in their penis size, me included. I'm going back two more times. Yeah, I know. No shit. So I'm not sure that he gets the answer he wants here. I don't think he's too happy about those. There were guys with massive dicks that did not know how to use it. And there were guys with average dicks that could do 10 times better than a guy with a massive dick. So this whole notion of big means absolutely nothing to me. I'm not impressed if you have a big that's too bad that's not the answer you wanted to hear did he not think to ask somebody

that question before he flew to thailand well so then he has a different woman on and asked you the same question so this is a whole other video that he did and asked how important is size? Maybe you'll get a better answer this time. Now I want to ask you something because on my channel we talk a lot about the size. Now you're the expert here. So perhaps you can tell us once and for all how important is size for a woman and Like How big is too big how small is too small who should worry? What can they do about it? This is a great question because a lot of my subscribers and clients are really worried about it as well It's not a great question

Alright first off. It's not a great question But this is the only thing that he cares about and so let's get another answer from another expert about penis size. And I think dick size matters. How important it is depends on a lot of other factors. And most specifically the woman who is receiving this dick. Yeah, there's a lot of other factors like how much money does the guy have? How much stuff is he purchased for you? What kind of car does he drive? How big is his house? Does he own a boat? Is he six feet tall? There's a lot of other factors involved in

just penis size. So that's uh she's kind of spelling it out for him. And so then she talks about that everyone's vagina is different and was penis different? You had a question Lindsay? Why is he not just paying for women to get their vaginas shrank? That's smart. I didn't even think of that. Or meet Asians, you're in Thailand. They're right there. Only a tight box would think of that. All right. So she goes on to explain that big penises are great for some people. And there are going to be some vaginas and some women who can take really, really big penises. Lucy tight box. Weird edit. So what's great about this is that all this guy obsessed about is having a bigger penis and talking about biggest penises, how

girthy it is and all this shit. And he is not happy with this answer. But there are plenty of women out there that are just like as brainwashed as men and are like out bigger is better Even though maybe it doesn't feel good Yeah Poor Basim. Andy, anything else to finish this one up? Let's see. I thought that clip five, when we flashback to when he was still with Natalie,

I think this might have been the beginning of the end, where when I heard this, I was just like, oh, shit. This woman's a size queen. Uh-oh. The rest of the team prior to me. Wow. I'm like, I'm the happiest woman here. You're bastard, that's what you are.

She made me insecure about my dick size. I'm not. You guys have no idea. So what's the good range? Let's take, yeah, 14. 14? To 18. 14 to 18, Jesus Christ. Seven minutes, seven minutes. From 14 to 18 14 to 18

14 to porn star that's the range on that. You guys I'm fucked. I'm so fucked Walking around with micropenis here Wow yeah, first. I was like it's just what is she talking about she died like Recovered consciousness from hearing that I was like oh she meant sent me. It is said yeah Oh, that sounds really small. I thought I was joking Give me the conversion right here. I'm a stupid American centimeters is that in front. Well. I mean it's great Fantastic I'm a big fan of it bragging about I'm a big fan of it Bragging about 40 or master meters is

Yeah, yeah, it's about average so say and it did some research Ran down to my team measure. I was like I'm only gonna tell my size instead of ears from now on So I will say the guy is making some points. Another episode of crazy shit people ask. Why do women cheat even if they are in love with their partner? Because they need validation and attention due to the fact that they have no ability to be content within themselves. They can only derive a sense of self-worth from outside sources many are addicted and thrive on the dopamine and Oxytocin that luds their brain from their illicit behavior could be true could be true another episode of crazy shit people ask I like that could be true

All right, so I think that wraps it up for Andy and my presentation of the worst self help podcast on the internet today. And at this time, I'll ask Chris and Lucy to take it away. What do you, what'd you bring for us today? Yeah, you got it. So we brought This is Suave. Okay, this is Suave is a self improvement podcast starring Baloo and Ola Wache. They're from Philadelphia, obviously. So obviously, I can tell from the name. Yeah, you can tell from their names, right? So it's a relatively new podcast. So what we're going to be doing today is we're going to be going through all of their episodes and we're going to see how they are improving on their own self-improvement podcast. Oh, interesting. I like that angle. Yeah. Yeah. So Baloo is going to start out the first episode by welcoming everybody back. This is the first time he has ever podcasted. And we're going to get to

see that wonderful little introduction. You never really notice why you're in the situation. Hey guys, how's it going? Welcome back to my YouTube channel. Hey guys, how's it going? Welcome back to my YouTube channel. I'm going to be giving you guys some handsome man's game. Some life game. You know, some female game. Just things to, you know, generally improve your quality of life as a man. He's a creep.

So he loves chewing gum. He's creep So he loves chewing gum he's by himself He is sitting in a room that has some sort of security camera with footage on it He's got a pill bottle on the table. Yeah, it's really it's rough so this first episode Yeah, I pulled the exact same audio from that and I said would you trust this guy? Yeah, well the bar is set so low all he has to do is put a shirt on and he's already self-improved That's true. Will he do it? Yeah, and do you really want him to Andy? I do So in clip to this episode is going to be all about how your friends are killing your potential So blue is going to tell us about a friendship

that he thinks is weakening him. I'm gonna give you guys an example of a situation that I put myself in, you know. So I had this friend that I was constantly staying around and I know that he has the mindset of a weak individual. So this person drinks a lot, smokes a lot, he knows he digs his nicotine. Dude, he sounds like super fun.

I want to hang out with that guy. I just want to ask, have you guys ever heard vocal fry from a guy like this? I have, but there's something weird about this guy's cadence. It's very odd. A lot of people may be hammered up too much when the camera's on, the microphone's on. I would just go ahead and have it up a little bit, like have some personality. Go ahead and try it. This is his first is his first episode so you know he's not blinking which is off-putting so the lookout you were looking at his eyes and not his

nipples yeah all right in clip three we're gonna check out a new episode so this one blue gets rid of the gum that he's been chewing this whole time. And he adds in his buddy, Oluwase. Hey guys, how you guys doing today? This is Oluwase. And Baloo Atifa. We're gonna be talking about self-improvement today and the importance of self-improvement at men's mental health. How to get on top of life. Yeah. Be more than yourself. Be more than what you expect your own expectations. Just just just moving you know just moving at a pace that you said you determined to move. Yeah exactly. I feel like it could improve to a second microphone. Yeah so

push it around. I want to explain to the listeners that they're Baloo is attempting to pass a mic back and forth, but now the traditional pass the mic Yeah, it's kind of holding it in the air. It's not quite making it there and his co-host doesn't care. No Yeah, it's not stopping anyone. He found his shirt and lost a mic stand you would think found a wife Peter It's not even a real shirt. You would think of the audio engineer at some point would speak up back. Hey guys Can we hit that again? I'm not getting all the I know yeah in the booth here. It's not even a real shirt. You would think of the audio engineer at some point would speak up back. Hey guys Can we hit that again? I'm not getting all the I know yeah in the booth here. It's not working Yeah, you think some of the producers would speak up at this point surprised So you fight the show You are you want to wait to read well no Lucy pulled three

Whoppers that we had to choose from. Okay. And this made the finals. How'd you find the show, Lucy? Recently uploaded in YouTube. That's my... Can that go to now? Yeah, I love it. All right.

Got to find all the good stuff. Carl wants to steal from the best. Yeah, I'm always looking for suggestions, obviously. Now, Lucy, I pulled some clips, but I know you want to go in chronological order how they build their show, so I'll color it in as we go. Please proceed you stop me, but I mean the mic control guys Please continue yeah, the mic thing is just awful Perfection now they are filming obviously on a phone. They've got the aspect ratio wrong, but you know again He's wearing a shirt, so I feel like aspect ratio wrong, but you know, again, he's wearing a shirt.

So I feel like we've improved a little bit in this episode. So in clip four, Baloo is going to tell us all about the hard numbers about how much we can improve ourselves within one year's time. I was going to say like 1% every year, 1% better every day, equals 365% a year. 365 days in a year. Oh, you only need to be 1% better. Not at all. 365% a year. There's 365 days in a year. Oh, you're only able to be 1% better. Not at all, like literally five pushups a day

are better than you did yesterday if you did no pushups yesterday. That's not 1%. That's not 1%, which is a worry. I was trying to figure out how you'd quantify that. That is a way you can quantify it, but. You don't want to improve yourself by 365%. I mean, 1% a day sounds daunting

We go down to go for those points one day then up a couple of down I'd like to see your guy try 365 masturbators a day. He probably could that you probably pull off a year one a day I could break 365 Day so we were talking about why this one would be our contender for the week. And I humbly suggested that they were likable, you know, and there's got to be that quality. And I find a Patrick Michael aspect of they're not they start a sentence and they don't know where it's going to go. But they are so sure of it. And they're both agreeing with each other. So well, that whole thing where you just make a statement like I feel like everyone can improve 1% a day like well

Yeah, of course we can all percent improve 1% a day. It's so easy to say nothing Yeah, you know doesn't mean anything at all. So you just say it. That's me the name of the show Say nothing great. Oh, I say does spend a lot of time just saying fact He interrupts almost every single sentence So like somebody will say something and he'll be like fact When I can hear can I give you a fact when people do that fact rarely is a fact that was just being told fact So in clip 5 we're gonna be moving on to yet another episode. So this is going to be episode 3

Which is called self love This is going to be episode three, which is called self love. So now the boys have figured out the correct aspect ratio for video. And in this clip, Baloo is going to be asking Oluwase about his skincare routine, because that's very important for self care. I mean, I mean, I take my showers. I take like different ones. What I have for my skin, like at the end of the night, I want to know. I said, what I have for my skin. So basically with my face I'll probably do like a wash up after a long

day you know cuz you love yourself and then people be like yo that shit is game like yo all right let me hop in. What we're seeing is a huge improvement in the pop filter department. It might be overcompensating a little. Overcorrection. So it looks like one of those sound absorbers you put on the wall in a studio. Well, that's what it is, actually.

It's huge. Yes. It's enormous. Yeah, or packaging for something. And he's talking into it. Yeah, but at least they're sitting next to each other now passing it. So that has talking into it. Yeah, but at least they're sitting next to each other now passing it. So that has improved.

That has improved. Also, because we were all so distracted by this insane foam padding on the microphone, I don't know if you've actually caught what he says for his skin care, what he does for you. He took a shower? Yeah. He washes his face when he's sweaty. Is the answer to that question?

It's not wrong. He takes separate showers depending on, he literally said that. And I don't know if we got far enough with, but this is worth hearing because he's gonna flex a little at the end there. No, cause bro. You love yourself enough. Bro.

You know, take care of yourself. And then people will be like, yo, that shit is gay. I'm like, yo. Bro, your face is shining. Self love, if it has to be gay, I'm gonna do it. Bro. Even the word gay is beautiful. Happy, it means happy.

It means happy. Yeah, I learned about that from Queer Kid Stuff, actually. They're right about that. All right. Self-love is not gay. I just want to point that out. I'm pretty sure I learned that from listening to my buddy Basim. Nothing gay about self love.

All right. In clip six, probably their biggest upgrade is going to happen in episode six, their episode six, which is when somebody finally points out points out to them that they should have two microphones so that we don't have to suffer through this anymore. Hard times make you bitter or bitter. It's a choice. So it's like beta or better This was wisely somebody in our subscribers list told us that we only had one mic and if they see us pass the micro But guess what guess what guess what right we don't we don't upgrade

Thank you levels new devil. All right, and a drum too. Yeah, they really are upgrading Also, he just said new levels new devils We don't upgrade we don't do anything, but clearly they got two mics now They're sitting on a couch which I know Carl is your favorite thing well It actually looks like furniture from a nice hospital room it does right you have the tray pulled over and shit like oh Here's your applesauce But I'm sure it's nice It's just beautiful. They're also sitting very close together on that yeah which is odd because there's a lot of room on either

side of them it's not gonna get it tight for the shot yeah no there's plenty of room guys you got run out of your life I know it's like a married with children episode I've watched that they're always sitting right next to each other in frame yeah they're excited because they they are used to sharing the mic. Yeah, they've done so many episodes that it's ingrained at this point They look like little Steven Singing a song with Bruce Springsteen Your tongue is in my ear he's where little Steven's Your tongue is in my ear

He's where little Stevens All right in clip 7 olo a she is going to tell us about Acupuncture and how it can be really amazing for self-improvement. I think I just I also like got inspiration from like the Chinese culture about Acupuncture I think I like put needle into your body. There was like pain like that. Pressure points or something. Acupuncture points.

So I'm like, now when you get out of that session, you don't remain the old self. What? You don't. Have you seen like, I wouldn't like, I haven't experienced it. No, I haven't experienced it, but I'm just like, I'm mentally thinking about it because usually,

I'm usually that kind of person. Like, before I do anything, like I try to imagine myself in this situation, right? So he's just imagined getting acupuncture Oh, yeah, he hasn't but he knows what no. Yeah, he knows exactly It changes he was a person it hurts really bad Has he ever imagined drawing blood out of his penis and injecting it right back into his penis in a different place? Alright, we can't compete with that. I different place. All right, we can't compete with that. I have a clip. I'll just break it up. This is labeled slacker meandering dime store advice. You have no control over what your subconscious accepts and rejects. So the craziest thing is that you're going to think, Oh, I don't think this way.

So I'm definitely going to go up on my day living my life as though I can still do all these things but over time the more time you spend around this person that's eating up your time, attention, resources, it's also killing your values and your motivation and your will to live almost. And it could be the same thing for a woman just by the way she makes you feel, makes you think, makes you feel makes you think makes you talk A woman can bring down your down your value to a piece of bread To a piece of bread

I just wrote my notes. What the fuck happened to this guy? Yeah, I want to say it seems like the clip one was better It was a better show when he was staring. Oh cuz he was lovingly into my eyes and shirtless Yeah, exactly. That's why you like sweet nothings Nobody Yeah, you liked him when he was hot and single. Yeah, now he's got a boyfriend. Yeah, yeah, I'm jealous All right, take it away Lucy all right and clip, and Clip A, Oluwase S. Baloo, what he is attracted to within women, so like what he goes for.

And at first he says he goes for physical things and then he's gonna backtrack off of that and then he goes right back to physical things. The old version of me would have said something like, oh, you know, big yin-sh. Fact. Bobby. Right. Well, like nowadays it's nowadays is more like what do you have in your head? And I sides are like before you get to see what's in somebody's head. It's like well How do they take care of themselves physically right and it's like I think it's the eyes

There's something about like females eyes for me. So it's the ash the boobies. Oh wait. No, it's how they take care of themselves Oh, it dies for sure Jesus the answer was boobs by the way Didn't like ash. No, I think it was I think it's boobs is the answer. Okay. All right good I'm glad to know that yeah, nothing hot about ash around here In clip 9 these two Absolutely love analogies. So here they are going to explain how things can have a different value based on their purpose. So for example, you can love an animal,

but you can also love eating meat. Okay, makes sense. If something dies, it becomes useful for something else. Like the food you eat at home, a plant must have died for that to be happening. You know, the Christmas trees that you put in your houses and stuff, like it's been been if you left that you're alone, it would have probably been a lot bigger later on and like provided more oxygen. So top of use to you.

Right. So never thought about Christmas trees like that before this really is a genocide that we're doing. This is this is terrible. Why would we need oxygen when we can have pretty Christmas trees? That's a good point too. In clip 10, we have a new episode, a new format. There's no Baloo in this episode. I know. I'm sorry Andy. It's gonna be okay. But Oluwase does have a guest. It's a little bit confusing because in the beginning of this clip the guest is actually the one who knows all of the technical aspects of This Is Suave, not Oluwase. So when do we start recording, Maji?

Oh, he's already started recording so we can just start. Okay. Hey, how are you, Adon? This is Oluwase. This is Suave again. We back on the seventh episode. Today I got a special guest. What's your name, sir? Michael. So Michael is the one who intro'd that entire clip and said yep we can just start going whenever we're ready and this brings up another good point that producer Chris and I both picked up on which is that they changed the pronunciation of their own show.

In clip 11, the guest Michael, he is a Temple University student and temple is in the top 4% of research Universities in this nation. So we're gonna keep that in mind when Michael lays down the complicated topic of self-reflection What do you think so? I feel like self-reflection is the way you see yourself Here's someone who didn't understand boundaries, I don't remember the name of the I got something similar to that. I think it's like a beer. Here's someone who didn't understand boundaries. I don't remember the name of the guest and I'm sure I couldn't make out his name because of the mic control thing, but here we go.

This is great. Yeah. So the topic is going to be boundaries. Boundaries. What do you think about boundaries? I mean, boundaries are like lines that you set for yourself. So that like circuits like a circumference. So it's a circumference everyone needs to step out of.

So you're bound. Okay. Yeah, it's like stand your ground law, depending on what state you're in. Everybody get the fuck out of the circle. Might as well just pee a boundary line around in a circle Oh, I do so do you guys feel self-improved if we're listening to this? I don't think they're giving us a lot of good tips here. I know what not to do your penis Yeah after yours. I actually already booked

It's a bonus episode it's a boner episode It's a bonus episode. It's a boner episode. Oh yeah, I went there. Are they still improving their show, Lucy? So we got another clip. Clip 12 here is going to be Michael giving us his final thoughts on self-reflection because the two of them have been talking about it for 15 minutes, which is too many minutes. Yo, we've been going today, man.

I don't know how many more minutes we got. I don't know, really. Right. We just few minutes. Yo, we been going today, man. I don't know how many more minutes we got. No, really? Right. We just beyond. We just beyond. Yeah. So I would just, so what would you like, what are the key points? What would you say the key lessons to know? Like, how would you summarize like, self reflection? Okay. The importance of self reflection is you just know who you are. And when you know who you are, no one can who you are no one can stop you nothing can stop you That's actually not what self reflection is at all

That's not even close to what you should be doing it's called unearned confidence Yeah, that's not what self reflection is That's stuttering John and Patrick Michael No, there's a lot of people who need self-reflection these two are a couple of them All right So maybe in clip 13 Ola wash a can clear up for us what self-reflection means to him since Michael Doesn't understand. Yeah, but I think my last Final thought would be yo Wayne man Yeah, so he has a heavy accent, but he just says Windman and then he says it for the next like

25 seconds. I think he's talking about self-confidence, not self-reflection. I don't think that either of them understood that. Yeah, I don't think so. But they have two microphones. There's some text on the screen. Yeah, yeah. They're both wearing shirts.

Some production going on. It sounds all right. That music bed they play in the background is soothing. It's soothing. Is it? It's not terrible. It's not abrasive. It's not like a Patty Seacup show. It's like weird screamo in the background.

All right. Anything else you guys want to say about this show? Well, that was episode seven that they made it up to. I would recommend to them have some of the same people on, you know, maybe two guys yeah a dozen times that we get to know them okay but I'm just gonna tie up some loose sounds because there's some crazy shit I want to cover here okay all right here we go the more you the more you see other people doing good around you and you start thinking to

yourself I'm a person you know this person kind of looks like me this person kind of acts like me and even if they don't they're human Right, they were born So why can't you achieve that level of? Greatness that somebody else achieved Get confident stupid Oh, man, that's almost like promoting jealousy It's kind of what they were doing. All right. All right. Finally, we'll wrap it up with their own closing. And I think this was episode seven. No one's gonna

check. Yeah, right. And I've come to share. And yeah, I'm gonna keep coming back, putting value into the world. Things that people need to hear. You know, improving, improving our minds, creating stronger minds. You guys are going to see a lot more. All right. Cheers. Cheers. Cheers, everybody. Well, once again, you guys definitely found a bore fest. So congratulations on that. Sorry, wasn't enough penis for you. Yeah, obviously not. Maybe maybe we had too much cock talk

Before that so we'll have a poll up on our patreon You can vote for Karl and Andy with basim or you can vote for Chris and Lucy with this is suave or suave or Whatever it's all spelled the same so it'll be easy to vote when we put that poll up there. Guys, it's time for our cringe of the week. And I have to thank Chad's missing upper lip for suggesting this one. So Bert was on this show and you know, Bert Kreischer, our buddy, goes on this this podcast. And Bert's always interesting. I was checking this out to see what

kind of cringe was going on. He actually gets very choked up and emotional about his daughters. His daughters are leaving the house. He's an empty nester now. And it's weird because he explains that he'd be nothing without his daughters. He says I would have no money. All my bits are about shit that they did and that I just exploit them on stage and that's my comedy show So he's very choked up about his daughters of their relationship honestly about buying a house closer to the middle of the country to

like Make it easier to see Isla andla and possibly spend more time there. I don't know. It's, it's a terrifying aspect because your whole relationship is defined by talking about these children and they haven't had kids early. Forever by the way. They're going to be parents. You're going to be grandparents. I don't know if we'll be grandparents.

What do you mean? You don't think your kids are going to have kids? No. I don't know if we'll be great. You'll be grandparents. What do you mean? You don't think your kids are gonna have kids No, I Fucking I can't imagine. I'd love to be a grandparent. So that's kind of weird This is the honeydew podcast Ryan sickler is the host of this. That's a little bit weird right there He has two young daughters and he's like, are you excited to be a grandparent with Isaac? That's not gonna happen Are they both gay or is he gonna die? That's what I Am lying there. I was trying to figure it out because he really seems like dismissive of this concept in the beginning I thought it was cuz he thought he was gonna die

But by the end of that conversation, it does not sound like that's I think he thought of a better reason All right, you're gonna be a grandpa. Yeah, there's no way you won't be You never know Do you want to be a grandfather weird face that he made just like that I guess you never know I took a bunch of pills Big fucking kick-ass grandfather. Yeah, I'd be him you would be yeah. I was a great young dad I was a great young dad. I was a great young dad This is crazy right here. So this is where Bert starts talking about how amazing he is as a person which finally

Bert finally tell us how amazing you are as a person I was so fucking fun and I'm a great older dad. Like I'm great like the best the best the best is When Georgia comes home for the holidays and all her friends come to the house They all spend the night. They all sleep in the screening room upstairs eight girls and They come down and they're like hey dad. Can you make us breakfast? Oh fuck Me if there's a heaven my heaven will be spent making breakfast You're gonna miss that huh, I see it it's getting choked up look at this

Scratching what else scares you about it? About uh, I mean our whole lives are laughter, you know, I think about us as comedians like I know This guy's getting choked up by his relationship with his daughters He's like you know our whole lives are laughter. I do I Also love breakfast. I can't wait to get to heaven where I'm a short-order cook Making the eggs wrong you know what making obelisks are all of eternity actually wasn't a great idea We've probably laughed more than anybody on these

planets. There's not one human that spent more time laughing than me. Yeah. That's my only thing. My only thing. Maybe stop for us. I'm just gonna throw it out there. Possibly stop it. But okay. It's gonna be empty and you're not even gonna hear their laughter. No. Do you worry about that? Do you think you're so this is funny? So the guy goes Yeah, so right Ryan says to him. So the kids move out and there's no laughter anymore in the household Do you think you're gonna like go out on the road more often because of that? This is a good save by Burt. I give him credit for this You'll find yourself on the road more because you don't want to be at the house where it's empty

What do you think you're gonna be? How do you how are you gonna handle it? I don't know Leanne makes me laugh smart. Okay Alright, so you only care about your daughter's not your wife So does that mean you're gonna like probably go on the road and tour all the time like I love my wife You've been nothing but a giggle puss this whole time. I know It gets very intense. Yeah, just where are we watching like the demise of Burton? I was expecting a couple of chucklefucks. He's gonna start doing shows with his shirt on and Yeah, zoom Netflix specials how much my daughter's mean to me Also my wife I want to point out something.

Banana Bag is back and I'm waiting to hear about the promo code being activated so I'm not going to promote it right now. The only reason why we had to pause it is because they ran out of inventory. So people are loving it. It's doing very, very well. Saved my ass after Subreddit surfing live. That day after I was all about Banana Bag. We had a little bit to drink that night, I noticed.

Yes, Banana Bag is a fantastic product, so I'm excited they're back and we'll be talking all about them. While we're talking about things that are cringy, my buddy Mike pointed out to me, you know, there's this podcast that's very popular called fly on the wall. It's Dana Carvey and David Spade. And they're typically talking about SNL. A lot of times as people been on SNL as a cast member or a host, and they, they chat about what it's like to be there. They just started up a brand new show called super fly. And I'll read you the description of the show. It says on super fly Carvey and spade will riff on current events, pop culture, social clips, and audience submissions

with their trademark hilarity, absurdity, and impressions with guests appearing from time to time. Now, I was a fan of Dana Carvey. I like David Spade. David Spade is very funny. Dana Carvey has lost his mind. This fucking guy is just constantly going into impressions. He doesn't really have good improv skills. It's just Paul McCartney and Jimmy Stewart. You've named a couple of them. Yeah. Yeah. He just goes off. So when they're left to their own devices and they're just kind of riffing or whatever, it sometimes gets really really bad and I'll give you an example you guys remember Michael Winslow yeah yeah Michael went over

police academy and baseballs very funny guy with all the sound effects yeah apparently Dana Carvey thinks he's fucking Michael Winslow now. We've had a lot of rain in California and it's just a mess I I mean, I'm going out in the rain, I'm walking to my car and the grass is like soaked. So it's like, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft, pfft So you know I oh, I'm a safe driver, so I checked the rear view mirror Yeah, and I put the windshield wipers on cuz it's pouring rain Like talking to a child. I don't have a drop for that no there is no job for that And they pulled out a knife to make a sandwich and it went swing. Yeah, we get what you're doing Yeah, I'm mad at David for well well enabling him He's doing a David Spade impression with his hairdo. This is yeah

This is David's job is to enable this guy and it's unfortunate because someone needs to at some point just go Dana stop It's not you're not being cute or funny, but instead date will be like oh that was dumb and they're like no no it's great Yeah, great. It's so fun. Oh, so he's trolling him correct. Correct me didn't they already have a show together though. That was what I fly on the wall Yeah, oh all right. This is their spinoff show superfly. What's the difference? Oh well? I read you the description I don't remember the other they riff on current events pop culture social clips and audience submissions with their trademark hilarity absurdity and impressions Oh, so they're making the audience do the work for them now. Well, instead of them coming up with shit. What's crazy is that if you watch Fly on the Wall and listen to Fly on the Wall, they always

have a guest on. Right. This show could be just these two riffing, but then it says in the description with guests appearing from time to time. And on this one, they had Jason Kelce, the center from the Eagles who just retired. Oh, let me ask you this. Who's hilarious. Is anything off limits?

Nothing is off limits, Andy. Don't worry about that. No sound effect is off limit. Well, what's sad about the sound effects bit that Dana Carvey just did is that he makes David bad because now David's trying to like, yeah, I could, I can riff with you on this. When I get in my car, I have like, I have like 18 seat adjustments. I'm like this. when I get in my car, I have like 18 seat adjustments. I'm like this. You don't have it all preset. You're just oh

boy. Well, they're both uncomfortable for that one. Oh boy. Oh boy. Being old is hilarious. Oh boy. Well, speaking of being old, Dana Carvey, he's always doing voices and wacky voices and he doesn't have good material. So he's trying to cover it up with voices and he does have good impressions and stuff, but it just doesn't work when it's not scripted for him apparently. But even here, he realizes that this didn't work, but

he doesn't understand the reason why it didn't work. But in real life, we're not showing it off in my sweater. It looks like it's from the fucking Gap. But it's not. Happy Days called and wants their wardrobe back. That's this show from 1978. Yeah. Sorry. Old reference lost on younger viewers.

OK, I'm dry. That wasn't the problem. We all know what Happy Days is. We all know that it was in the 70s, but based on the 50s and it made zero sense Yeah in this context that sweater does not look like it's from the 50s. So that's why that didn't work He's like it's from the gap. Well, that was David Spade. Yeah, I know neither of them were correct in this No, this is pretty bad. It's it's pretty cringing. This is why my buddy Mike told me he goes, you know, it's so cringe to hear data carvey trying to riff and be funny. And he always goes to the same things over and over again, like you were saying. So they're talking about the story. There's a stingray that was in this aquarium. There's no other stingrays and it gets pregnant. So there's like a new story. Like how the fuck did this happen?

And for some reason, Dana Carvey has to go to his go-to thing. No, I think- Are you gonna play it or no? I don't think so. It's just a stingray that's very cute. It was in an aquarium full of sharks. So they didn't know how, there's no other stingrays in there.

That's the story. So it's like a immaculate conception. So as a beetle would say it, well, you know, there was a little, you know, a little aqua creature, you know, that has a- Which beetle is that? Fuck you!

As a beetle would say, they all have distinct voices. And Dana does do a good Paul McCartney. But he's just like doing a generic beetle, a hybrid beetle right here. As a beetle would say it, well, you know, there was a little, you know, a little aqua creature, you know, you know, the business was like, well, maybe Ozzy said that. Yeah, it's almost more of an Ozzy impression. I agree. But he does slip into a Paul here coming up. And as a stinger. They call the sting race. She's a lady, but she's with shocks and they don't, they don't ever get together.

You know, the shock doesn't go, how would you be my girlfriend? Never happens. But all of a sudden she's preggers going to give babies. Right. And they don't know how it may be. They don't know how the key, the key, if anyone's listening. We are. So he's going to explain the key to doing a Beatles impression.

Oh my God. That went on as long as the movie Master of Disguise. Jesus. Good point. We should probably, we should break that movie down. Holy shit, that movie sucked. So he goes into the explanation of how to do a Paul McCartney impression. And then when he shows you examples, he does it wrong, which is weird right here. Watch this.

The key to doing a Beatle accent is always sound like you're asking, asking a question. Hey, Hey Paul, did you go to the store? I told you, I went to the store. Did you go or not? I just told you, I went to the store. Oh, you think you did or didn't cut it out. So please. No, no, no. Sound like questions. No, he's not.

He's not doing it with the right reflection to make us sound like it's a question. And, you know, David again is just like, yeah, that's great. That's good stuff. You're killing it. Never heard of explaining. It does not make it any fun. You're killing it over there. Dana. Great job. All right. So now we're going to go into impressions that include Joe Biden and Nicolas Cage. David has no idea what to do with this. There's better. I here's my news story and I don't know

if it's true, but when Biden is giving a speech and stuff, he's got his staff backstage and sometimes President Biden will go off the teleprompter and meander about and his staff gets very emotional about it, you know, like, oh, he's off the teleprompter, he's off the teleprompter. So I don't know if this is true, but some, one of them knew Nicolas Cage. So they bring in Nicolas Cage backstage and he expresses how emotionally they are. He's like sort of a therapy guest so binds out there And then I was you know the dog and we went out in the river and then the staff's going no No, and Nicholas cage goes all right, and he drops to his knees and goes why God why?

That was a long way to go How do you know where we went was that a good I like it. How do you know where we went? Was that a good Nicholas Cage impression? No, but you're doing Nicholas Cage. Yeah, and he doesn't have a Biden impression? Was that supposed to be a Biden impression? That was fucking terrible.

It's not great. It's not the best. What the fuck? It's just like, what's going on right now? Well, I'm again mad at David. Yeah, David's trying to bail him out. Yeah, kind of. I feel like David is looking off into the sunset like just get me out of here but I don't know how to do it. Yeah. Well, these guys have been working together for a while now. And these shows are very popular. They get big guests. It's entertaining when David Spade sock into a guy like that I enjoy. I think it's a pretty good shell, but Dana Kirby goes off on these things. Like here's, he's not even doing an impression here. He's just like out of it. He's just dumb. He doesn't, he's been in show business too long. They're talking about JLo and they pulled up a story about,

you know, JLo has got a new album out in a movie or something like that. And they're talking about how hot she looks. I like, you know, for people not in show business, it's really hard. I mean, Jennifer Lopez is just incredibly to stay that fit, just that. And you got to be camera ready every time you leave your house. And then she does albums. She's jumping, singing, she's does movies. You know, what are you going to do? He goes, for people who are in show business, you don't understand how hard it is to be in shape in your fifties. That's the one thing we all know. That's the one thing that all of us know about regardless of show business, Tommy. Well, then you got to do your job on top of that. Yeah. No, that's why

it's impressive. We get it. No one sitting here going like, wow, it's easy for her. She's a celebrity. No, it's very difficult. I don't know why you think that we don't get that, but why you think that we don't get that. But I'll be like you, Dana. Even during ad reads, Dana's got this weird thing in his head where he just turns on his catchphrases from SNL and his impressions from SNL. Like he can't help it. It just comes out of them. No antibiotics, no added hormones.

No, not gonna do it. Nothing artificial. Just doing an ad read and I got that. Let me bread like, oh, I got what? That was funny in 1991. Dana, what are you? What are you doing? Why are you still doing George H.W. Bush? I remember distinct.

Go ahead. David Speed has a Joe Dirt hat behind him. So it's awesome. But I remember distinctly the everybody remembers the Chopin Broccoli. Sure. Comedy. And then he came out and had another special after that. And his kids had been born and it was terrible. Yeah. Someone sent us a voicemail talking about how kids ruin comedy. Yeah. I think that might be true.

Dana Carvey is the epitome of that of that trope of once you have kids, you start worrying about them instead of being funny. Yeah. And I mean, I that's just what happened to him. My kids love it when I do these voices. I'm sure they do. You can also just jiggle your keys and they get very excited about that. Oh yeah. He's not doing the voices. So now they have a segment on here where the listeners send in videos of them doing impressions. This is like armchair expert. It is a little bit like armchair expert except for the fact that the listeners are actually semi entertaining. And this isn't bad. All right. This is Jonathan Emmerling. Hey, never seen David three quick

impressions for you. Impression number one, Jordan Peterson at the birth of his daughter. I don't know, three. This is the happiest I've ever been in my life. Number two, Nick Offerman relaying some disappointing news. Okay. He said no. Impression number three is Severus Snape sexually harassing Harry Potter.

Mr. Potter, if you wish to pass this class, I suggest you remove your blouse and underclothes immediately. Thanks, guys. Okay. Actually, okay. Well, first of yeah Offbeat impressions you don't hear a lot of Nick Offerman and what was the first one? It just happened it was a very short video Jordan Peterson was the first one they did so now Danaane has to do his jordan peterson because of course he does jordan peterson sort of has a high kind of canadian voice women don't like men that are too weak or to baby him mine's back his was actually good again again david spade that's like his role on this no no you're doing great you're very very funny. We're still you still got it. Yes, we promise you, Danny. You still got it. They just like, I should have done that. You're important. You're talented. Good looking.

So then another listener, Ali puts a video on and she's doing her Jennifer Coolidge impression. I won't bore you with that. And again, Dana just can't stop himself. He has to go into his standard impressions. And I'm pretty sure David cuts him off on this one. He's like, okay, this is enough. But that was a very, I had not heard a, I had not heard a Jennifer Coolidge impression. All right, let's go to another one. Wrap it up. You need to wrap it up. You need to wrap it up! Yeah, we get it.

Weird-weld stuff. All right, can we please move on to something else? Holy shit. Dana's been doing these bits for 40 years now. What is he doing? All right, so last clip I have on here. And David Spade says, Hey, I actually got an impression for you, Dana.

And David does a very funny bit that I'm not gonna play. That's not what we do here. We're the funny people on this show so David goes through this thing like Jason Statham was the beekeeper this movie the beekeeper yeah and so he has he was like I thought about this in the shower today and he goes off on this whole thing that's very funny and so of course Dana has to get involved and Dana's very bad at improv. He just likes Call for a restaurant we'd like a reservation They'd like four seats and I know how to get them. Okay. What's the name?

The beekeeper oh, I'd like a plate of fresh bees Fried bees. I don't know where you're this is tower bar. We don't have Okay, well we can find something we have honey packet find something for you Yes, I like how many packets yeah, that'll be fun. Oh, no I think Nick Swartz and had a better bit Nick Swartz and had a better bit Like Nick Swartz it was and so here we go all right here we go Jason say them here we go he's gonna get walked off Wow David would have been the sound this is crazy. I gotta keep an eye on this show Dana Kirby's fucking impressions. He can't stop himself from doing this shit.

And David's very polite. I got to give it to him. Very polite about it. Love David Spade. I do, too. He's very funny guy. So I got to play this clip. This came up. I know we play a lot of my lost interest on this show. Everybody does.

My lost interest is finding all the fun clips that are happening in the hack verse and dabble verse. And so this is nobody likes onions Patrick mountain goofing on Kevin Brennan because on St. Patrick's Day, this past Sunday, Kevin Brennan comes on his show and he's doing a solo show, you know, visual company. And even though he loves company. Oh, he has a new green screen and he's showing it off. He's very impressed with himself here. Ladies and gentlemen, right now we have to show you the most embarrassing episode of, uh, of Kevin Brennan's program ever ever ever produced I think I Don't even know what to say One of those green screens that you like attached to your chair

You don't need to hang up a green wall behind you anymore To remove the background. We are post green screen. So when Kevin runs out and buys a green cloth to hook onto his chair with wires and Velcro, you better believe we're laughing. And he feels so proud. And I'm not going to, I'm not kidding you. The reason he's doing this is to make his show look more professional. He thinks this looks more professional. Cause the same time to say, also I got a green screen. Now look, my theory is that he's moving or something. My theory is that he's moving again, the TV on the media cart off the wall, mounted on the wall, taking off the wall. The dresser moved out, the dresser moved in.

I don't know what's going on. That's been going on for months. TV mounted on the wall, TV unmounted from the wall dresser in the room dresser, not in the room. So what's going on? I don't know. My theory is he's had enough of people looking at it and examining it and commenting on it. And now he's going to hide everything from everybody with this cool green screen. And then of course he's picked the same background Adam uses, like a dope recording studio. Cause it looks cool. So I want to point something out here and I only know about this cause I made the same mistake.

I don't use a green screen as you guys know, but when I go down to our studios in the South, WATP South Studios in Florida, I do put up a green screen. What, what, what? I know. Can you believe it? And when I first did it, Kevin uses Streamyard. I use Streamyard when I first did it. I had the same green glow coming off of my head that Kevin does. You know, you got the ring light at your face and then the green screen.

It's bouncing back. And the reason why is because in Streamyard, you don't just put in there that you have a fake background that you want to include. You also have to go to another setting and say, I have a green screen. And what that does is tells the software to get rid of anything green on the screen. There should not be anything green emanating from anything. If you are using a green screen, that's embarrassing. And you can tell that the software is not sure what to take out because you can't see his microphone And how it's coming into his face, so it's just pulling out different things

He looks terrible and look at all look at the shit-eating grin on his face He's like I'm a finally a professional podcaster Look at me. Look what I did. Good luck stopping me now. I Green screen again. He's grinning like a kid with a toy. Yeah. People were saying Kevin looks like he's a Mr. Burns in that episode where Mr. Burns is glowing green. You know, the episode where Mr. Burns is a glowing green. He's coming out of the forest. Yeah. I bring you drifting in and out of the forest. It's green. Look at my head is a little green. I don't get it. He's like mesmer. He's like, whoa, this is crazy. This is crazy. I mean, Carl's going to have a field day with this. Whoa. Whoa.

Fuck Adam will fix that. I did it without Adam's help. Yeah, he's constantly bragging that he did this without Adam's help. We can tell. Yeah, we can definitely tell. He's like the forced dad that made dinner. Yeah, you're right. I mean, the French fry that's put in the oven, but all the other stuff I made myself. It's very impressive. So, this is just a funny aside with Patrick Melton. We did the creep off

yesterday and we have we've been doing this results girl tryout contest thing. And Redhead Meg came on and I was promoting WTP live because this Friday, March 22nd, we'll be live in Largo with the guys who are revenge of the sis. You should go to WTP live dot com to get your tickets. So I was promoting that on the creep off and Meg says, well, there's also hack of mania again, again, again, again, again. We're not trying to confuse people. One marketing message at a time. This is how advertisements work.

Let's go in order. Yeah. One day we're going to get, we're going to, yeah, you know, summer slam before Royal Rumble. Exactly. That was my point so Patrick melt like if somebody pulled clips of that and sent it to Patrick He's like people want us to be fighting Carol because they sent me the clip of you saying not to promote hackabake Looks like it it looks like shit

He keeps waving his arm because it disappears. It's a child. He thinks it looks awesome. It's incredible. What a difference. Yeah. What a difference. I got so sick of my backdrop.

I thought it was like unprofessional. People like you got that was the problem. Right. Let was the problem. Right. Let's start there. He came on his show today and he's like, well, my guest isn't going to be here because her friend died a very tragic way. I don't want to say. And then five minutes later he's like, yeah, so if someone hadn't committed suicide, I would have had a guest at my show. To get better guests like I don't even have a fucking background yet. So I

think I was like, you know, you want to invite people to your house, but it's like, I got to fix my house first. It makes sense. I really think it makes sense that he's coaching Joey mattress, right? We got to talk about Joey mattress in a second. Sorry, I didn't know you're right about that. He's been thinking a lot about payments, guests, all that stuff. He remembers what his podcast used to be. All this stuff with the falling out of, of Ray and Stevie and hackamania and Pat and all this has got him thinking, you know, and reminiscing. And now he's thinking about like, what does my show become? How can I take it up a notch? How can I get this show back to its glory

days of professional guests? And he says, I knew I had to like make my show look more professional in order to attract more guests. Kevin finally has the technology from 10 years ago in his studio. And he's like, this is great. This is awesome. And it's like, is it? That's a, that's a fun video, but you brought up, uh, Joe Meta-Rese and Joe Meta-Rese. Of course we presented this on the most recent podcast. He quit podcasting, went on an MLC, Kevin convinced him to just keep doing it. So then he went on his Patreons and I'm back. We're going to do it once a week live, more details to. And of course, I signed up for his page on I was very excited about this. So the other day, he was going to go live on his show. And here it is the Joe Metairie show spontaneous live from Atlantic city with new info. The problem is, is that this was Sunday at 2pm and it hasn't started yet. It still hasn't

started yet. And that hasn't started yet. And that's weird because he's up on his text stuff. Yeah, so it just seems odd to me that that's it never happened. He said it was gonna happen and it didn't happen. With new info. What a tease. I know, right. What's the new info? I need to know this info. He also got a green screen. Maybe he got a green screen. So then I go to his website, like, what is going on with this guy? And on the website right here, Patreon announcement. Welcome, I just started a Patreon. Great, what's going on at Patreon?

Nothing, it's gone. I'm a member and his Patreon is gone. I went over to his page, I was just like, all right, is there a new podcast yet for us? What can we check out over here? He nuked it all again. Maybe he's outsmarting you. like, all right, is there a new podcast yet for us? What can we check out over here? He nuked it all again. Maybe he's out smarting you. Your money.

He's got some singers, man. I got to give it to him. That's pretty good. That's pretty good. All right. Speaking about smarting me. I couldn't help but check out stuttering John last night. He's doing his show and He was doing one of these shows my favorite style of John show. It's a little performative I'm not gonna get into that kind of stuff. He really thinks he's Hilarious, you know when he does the faces and he over acts

I have some examples of over acting and fucking it up looking good the new hair Die looking great to that hairstyle. I told you EDR messaged me. He's like what's going on with John's hair? He all he had to do is wait like two more months He was so close to having like the biker hair and the beard and looking like Captain Caveman Yeah, I don't know why he just kept the game. That's what to go Why he just kept the game at some look to go? I've been trying but like when you show those clips of him with the yeah

Hair that was almost there versus now where he just looks like a whatever. Yeah, you got bullied into cutting his hair Looks like a Pillsbury dough squeezed out of that tube with a fucking brown wig on it Well the the hair dye itself and he's doing this in low res now, which is annoying. I liked it when we could actually see what was doing a little bit better. It's funny to make fun of. He's on to us. Yeah, he's on to us. So he's doing it low res now, but his hair dye is so bad. He says he went to super cuts and John's such a liar that super cuts is obviously the lie, The thing that he can't afford. He's like, I wish I was super cuts.

So, you know, we went to CVS and I was texting with EDR about this. Sir, you can't cut your hair in the aisles. But he's like, it's not even just for men. It's like some generic CVS version. It can't even afford. Just for loser. I can't even afford the name brand version of at home hair dye, which is so pathetic. And he does a terrible job of it.

It just looks terrible. But this is hilarious. This is the way the show starts off. He's talking about the fact that his house in Florida, which he hasn't talked much about, he hasn't been there in a quarter. It's been over a quarter since he's been there. And so he doesn't talk about it very much. But apparently, he's got a buddy who watches over his house. I've

not heard about this before. Maybe he's talked about I haven't caught this because he made fun of me for having a management company that manages my house because when you have a house and you don't live there, it's good to have people to maintain it. I'll go figure. So I apparently, John has a guy who helps him with his place. That guy. No, no, this is talking to me directly. Of course. Why about that part? Why do they podcast? But here we go. I got a buddy talking to me directly of course why about that part? I need to know why do they podcast thing but here we go

I got a buddy And you know Sorry, no, he's like every time he says I got a buddy. I'm like well here comes a lie. Let's see Let's see who's about to say your name's um buddy This is calm, but oh This is great. This is so I'll use the word retarded His stutter comes back and that's how you know, he's lying when he starts stuttering

He's trying to make something up and he's not good at making things up He's a bad liar if he stutters says my buddy and scratches his face. Yes Everything all of it all the towels who watches over my house and his brother-in-law. Norbert, you know, they are in a motorcycle club and he happened to see they're in a gang. All right. Well, I'm already shaking your show. And he said to me, because, you know, I lent him my motorcycle when it his

was in the shop. And he's like, he's like, John, who is this fucking guy? Talking this shit about you. And I'm like, Oh, it's fucking some fucking douchebag and shithole fucking poverty drinking rock just also the f-words to this is another towel he's making this up as he goes and then he's fucking like and I'm fucking like oh fucking you know fucking this fucking you know fuck it's a way to buy those placeholder for the truth I find I'm a sword I got go I go Norbert he owns a house my way from me's like, you're kidding me. And I'm like, no.

So I said to Maple, I said, holy shit, this conversation is insane. And I'm like, blah, blah, blah. He's like, yeah, yada, yada, yada. Yada, yada, yada. I blew him. And you know, he didn't make any threats, but all I know is I would not want to be fucking, you know, this guy was fucking pissed, really pissed, especially since I've been so nice to him. That's all he wants is someone to be pissed on his behalf.

Yeah, this is insane. This is basically a stranger. It's a guy who knows brother-in-law and he borrowed your motorcycle for some reason. And he's outraged. In the shop. And he saw a video online and he's outraged. And he's like, I'm not saying he's gonna kick Carl's ass. He's gonna kick Carl's ass is basically what he was implying there.

So then later on, you know, the super chatters have my back. I appreciate that from the super chatters. Carl would kick the shit out of your bike and say, Pfft! Ah! You guys are funny. Lady K? Lady K can't shit the fit.

Can't kick the shit out of nobody! Anybody. Sorry, Dumbun. This is another thing that's been happening to him. He's trying to be performative John. And like, oh, I'm doing this thing. And he's just like, oh oh, I'm doing this thing And they're just like oh shit. I gotta watch my grammar gonna call everyone out all the time double negative. It's okay We're gonna let that slide. Yeah, go with it fine. I do like shit the fit though

Shit the fit. I mean that's where I just lost all respect for him because he's double negative No, I think he's done Are you fucking with me? Believe me, you don't want to run it to me. Now I'm going to do it. But he better look the other way. He's doing this again. It would not be a good thing.

That was like a Barney Gumbel. His eyes went weird. And he winked while burping. That was like a Barney Gumbel. His eyes went weird. He winked while burping. Yeah. It was impressive. He rewinded. Yeah, he really is Barney at this point. By the way, my show's just drunk talk.

Sweet, beautiful drunk talk. Can I point out, my show should just be me doing this. Just scrolling through and watching all of John's dumb face. And I will rap to it. I like orange juice, but he better look the other way. You didn't see the bubbles coming out. Yeah, yeah. It's in the you in men in black

Otis from the Andy Griffith show he just walks into the police station locks himself up because he's so hammered If only he was that smart only data car was here to get that right now. I'm an old references It would not I just point out to Andy that was a callback from earlier That'd be a good thing and guess what I'm going to hack mania I'm going and we're gonna talk about that I'll see you there dick has fatty patty yeah you're in my crosshairs okay Vegas says you're not going Okay, Vegas says you're not going John no one's intimidated by you. I don't understand this thing where he thinks he's gonna intimidate is I'm gonna be in Vegas

Five great come to Vegas John city. Well come to our event. Yeah, it's gonna be awesome all of our friends None of us like you. What are you gonna do? What do you think you're gonna do if you thought I was tough in Atlantic City? I did wait do you see Vegas John? I didn't think you were tough in Atlantic City. Oh weird. I wasn't expecting I'm gonna tell on you guys to all the security guards He's gonna tell the Vegas security. We're talking about his kids. I guess And we'll get into more of this because there's a lot of tough guy, John, in this episode. In John's mind, telling someone let's go outside is the same as kicking their ass. So he's definitely convinced himself that he beat everyone up in Atlantic City. And he's still waiting for more.

Keep him coming, assholes. It's so insane. We all saw the size difference between him and Patrick Michael. This would not be a fair fight. This would not be said, you know speaking of Vegas. This would not be a sanctioned event Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. They're not having this happen. This is a mismatch is what you would call that so don't even try it but John just said that this guy this biker guy in Florida doesn't like me and he could kick my ass. And then fast forward 20 minutes and John starts calling out his buddy at the biker gang.

In fact, even my friend in Florida goofs on my bike because I don't have the fucking loud fucking side pipes, which I think is like just a penis. Like, you know, you're trying to, you know, you know Overcompensate for a tiny penis What's this guy gonna say when he sees this video? Now you're saying I have a small dick Remember I was on a date with a girl Okay, this yes here. We go indeed in fact.'t bring carnivine for this. We'll see if Cardiff has any analysis somebody hello hello

Somebody got a haircut for for for floor. I sure did I chopped off the frosted tips because I was told I could unfrost them That did not work. It was still very blind Because I was told I could unfrost them that did not work. It was still very blunt Frosted them we're just cutting it the fuck off. That's how we're doing All right, so this is hilarious because we were talking about earlier John's towels when he's lying So he's gonna talk about this date He went on the stuttering and stammering that happens during this is hysterical Oh, and by the way, he has talked about his friend before sorry the friend in Florida Yeah, I think I was running his trickle charger for him

He's manning the trickle charger in Florida. Gotcha. Okay. Yes, this is a very important part of John's Empire down in Florida that he's got going. I remember I was on a date with a girl and Yeah, this's pretty hot. Why? And you know, and I heard a bike that was leaving or a car. It had to be. I go look, you know, you know, a lot of these guys, the bikes with those loud fucking with those loud mufflers or whatever.

Not mufflers. Yeah. The opposite of a muffler on mufflers. You know know those silencers that make your gun way louder? I go. They're overcompensating for a tiny piece. See, I see I don't need that. You know, you know. So this is hilarious. Because he just said, the reason why these bikers have the the engines are so long Because they're overcompensating. He's like reminds me the time was on this date and we heard one of those Motorcycles I was telling my date the same thing. I just told you I made up. Yeah, this is not an addict Yeah, this is not it's reinforcement. You're not adding to the story You made that up to make yourself look cool in front of a woman

Yeah, instead of the real reason that they want people to know that they're there so they don't get Changed lanes into and killed. Well, that's part of it Andy, but I told it twice so I'm All right, so this is so embarrassing right here because John's going back and watching himself on the Howard Stern show and I get it He's retired from the entertainment world. He had a career He's going back and reliving the glory days. He's put in the drop, but keep it to yourself Just keep it to yourself. She should really just embrace the drop and start every episode of that with the

glory days. He could, he could. Why not? This is what he's doing right here. Then we told Vince McMahon wrestling was fake. Yeah. I just watched that. I've been loose. Asshole is doing the Lord's work and look, look for me it's something cool because I get to see shit that I haven't seen Well, I probably never watched it It's the first time I'm watching this shit. You know why Peewee Herman's cool He doesn't watch his own movie cuz he was there dotting here

This fucking asshole has to go back. Yeah, of course. I'm gonna watch it. I don't remember seeing this the first time Look at how amazing I am. You know, it's kind of cool going back in time and watching a younger stuttering John cause the present son, the world's greatest radio show. And- Carl. Killing it.

Yes, kind of. So he's saying he's really never gone back and watched these didn't he do a stand-up tour with a videotape Of all his bits from Stern and all the audience He does is really watch this shit now. He's pretending for the first time ever I decided to see if I was good on our search on turns out I was Had no idea. I love it. Of course you do. Yeah, of course you do I just want to point out to that every clip that I pulled ends with him chugging his beer Not because I'm like this is the ending point just like he chugs his beer after every sentence. So it's impossible

Right. That's his scene. It's easy to edit around so this is the tweet that Someone posted this on Dad was anonymous. It looks real but back October of 2016 the Howard Stern show at Stern show tweeted out hashtag whack packer hashtag stuttering. John had every interview and bit written for him and never wrote anything for the Stern show. So this was back when John was bragging about how great he was and how much he meant to the show. And it looks like someone who was controlling the social media of the Howard

Stern show is just like, fuck this asshole. Let's just put him in his place real quick. I think around the time of the book too. Yup. Around the time of the book, you know, this whole thing where he lost the tonight show. And so he had to go back and talk about how much she contributed to the, uh, the Howard Stern show. And they're just like, no, not really. We didn't miss a beat. That's the thing about, I listened to the Howard Stern show and they're just like, No, not really. We didn't miss a beat. That's the thing about I listened to the Howard Stern show. And when john left, it got better. Yeah, it literally got better. Because Richard and sailor on the show now they go over to serious. It's fucking

amazing. Yeah, the best era of the Howard Stern show is after john left. But he'll never understand that. Obviously, he's great. This is a whereas because did you have a follow-up for that? This is great because John realizes mid-sentence that what he's saying Hey, we've already talked about recently on this show like this is the most recent video you'll find of WTP talking about centering John was from about a week ago and The most recent video you'll find of WTP talking about centering John was from about a week ago. And this is what we were analyzing was this specifically.

I love how you guys like want me to be dead. I never wish death on anybody. Uh. What? And Stevie Lou. No, obviously I wasn't being serious about karma. Oh. You know, I mean, I think the universe does take care of it. But you're wrong, doesn't do a karma just like Pocky's doesn't have to do with karma.

But I'm just saying, because I know I was saying all that. And obviously, I can't, you know, I'm not the puppet master when it comes to karma. You don't have to put up massive for your own life, John. Other people control your life for you. I say you a puppet and you can't operate it. But it is it is strange when it does happen. But then again, what life doesn't have ups and downs. Seriously, I'm I'm a fucking living example of ups and downs. So, again, this guy goes, who would want to like wish harm on someone else?

And then he's like, oh shit, I just did that whole Stevie Lute thing and Anthony Gubia. I should probably act like that was a joke. Oh, good joke. Good stuff, John. I go up, I go down. The beer can goes up. The beer can goes down. Yeah, click him down. That might be the first time he's ever admitted having any downs. Yeah, you're right That's a good point. You're right. It's always

He's always killing it. He might have been he might have got a diagnosis where he's just like oh shit Everybody's gonna be saying it's karma now that I have that's very possible some are definitely his heart issues Yes, he did a few years ago say I'm constantly on the upswing. That's great. All right. So this is insane because so Michael P got him reeling about autism. Because they're explaining John's been doing this thing where he's saying Vince, the losers on the spectrum. And he calls him Downsie. And so the chance and they're going, you're just calling them an hour

without calling him an hour. You do realize that, right? And so then John's going, well, hold on a second, guys. I was born with OCD and a stutter. He literally thinks this. He really thinks he was born with a stutter Which is that how that works and OCD also is something you're born with it's not like being having Downsitter very fucking different thing but

Stuttering up comes came stuttering right out of his mom's box Congratulations, Mrs. Melendez. Son of a bitch, son of a bitch, son of a bitch, gun. Okay. So this is John explaining how he was able to overcome those elements. Even before Stern, hey, I was the fucking, I was the dude in high school. I was the dude. People were fucking writing my band name on the desks on the fucking wall stiff minister. We had t-shirts Students walking around with our t-shirts

I'm guessing he was the one writing the name with a band on the desk and wearing the t-shirt and the band was probably Wearing their t-shirts. I wrote my band's name on my desk. Yeah, right I love that this guy in his mind He was a rock star in high school and everyone in school was a huge fan of his. I was doing merch before any of you assholes. That's what everyone does. You kidding me? He invented merch.

I mean, our band was the shit. Southering John was the shit. I believe part of that. Yeah, get rid of the word the. Our band was shit. Southering John was shit shit. I believe part of that. Yeah, get rid of the word the. Our bed was shit. Senator John was shit. Yes. Very likely. If his band was this big of a deal in the area.

Yeah. He at least would have had a recording of it at some point. That's what you would have heard this. Yes. There should be a cassette tape somewhere. Stuttering John music special. Let's go. The stiff minister demo. And now the technology they have They can put that shit in and multitrack it and take all the hiss and make it sound I want to hear the song his solos out All right, so this gets a little bit crazy because now someone's saying, Hey, just so you know, like you're calling Vince the loser, you know, a Downsy and my niece has Down syndrome.

So it's, you know, kind of offensive. John's got a rebuke to that. John's already with Ken. Nees has downs. Offends me when you call Vince a lawyer Downsy. Oh, first of all, your niece doesn't have downs. In fact, downs is, I think they could detect downs in children in like the first trimester and most parents are bored.

So no, you don't. Jesus. I don't know how to deal with that. He said 14 terrible things. In five words. He's like first off you're a liar because anyone who is down-syndical like your niece should have been aborted. I'm not telling a woman what to do with her body.

Definitely not. I don't mean any disrespect. I just want to point this out. People with Down syndrome are much happier than the rest of us. They live very good lives. A lot of parents decide to go ahead and go through with the pregnancy and the birth because they love their kid. The ups and downs of it.

Not according to John though. According to John the dad is like, yeah, we got to get this fucking thing out of you right now. Because they love their kid the ups and downs of it The job that others like yeah, we gotta get this fucking thing out of you right now Yeah, but I kind of wanted that we're getting out right now no choice of the matter. Yeah, that's what he doesn't stutter It's insane Alright, it's scumbag. He's a scumbag. He's not a great guy alright, so now we're gonna talk about Vegas and hackamania and What's gonna happen there? Oh, so I wanted to talk about oh good Fine I go to Vegas fatty patty I'm talking to you now. Okay, Patrick Mountain

I'm talking to you now. Patrick Melton, this is Stuttering John. Yes. And I'm talking directly to you. Kind of. Not really. Stop talking about Kate Meany. Stop talking about her mom. Stop talking about her?

That's a warning. John, this is Patrick Melton speaking. I just want to say, this is fucking stupid. This is the performative John where he knows what he's doing kind of a little bit. He forgot to put his white night helmet on. He's what he's white nighting for Kate Mead, but at the same time, ensuring that Patrick Melton is going to keep talking shit about Kate Mead either at her mouth. I support that. Right, which is fine. It's fine. But this whole thing now where John acts like he's going to Vegas and he's serious, you got to meet my demands because if not, there's going to be some problems. But we'll talk about it at Hackamania.

Okay, you and I are going to talk about it. Remember last time I asked you to come outside Maybe I'll catch you outside. Okay, we'll see right in the middle of the strip. Just shut the fuck up about Her and a mom Okay, it's that simple. Oh, it's up with her mom Well, this goes ahead for a while or mom married a gay man. So there's that. So that's kind of funny. It happens. It happens from time to time. But this goes on for a while. He does the whole so did

my wife. I do want to say this goes on for a while. And he does the whole thing. It's like, beat me up. I'm a man. I can take it. We've heard it before. Not an innocent young girl. I don't know if he's trying to get his dick wet. I'm sure he is, but he's also setting up Kate for a world of hurt obviously. But this whole thing where he thinks like he asked him to go outside. We've seen the video of him versus Patrick Melton, John Scrappy do getting security involved because he's making a big scene. And Patrick's standing there just going, hey man, what's up?

What's going on? I believe we're both outside. Are you enjoying the evening? Well, I got bad news for you guys. I don't think the venue for Hackamania is an MGM property. That's true. So all bets are off. Yeah, everyone will be there for this one.

He also, John is so stupid. So all bets are off. Yeah. Everyone will be there for this one. He also John is so stupid. So someone just goes, hey, just so you know, when you say I asked them to go outside, that's the fake tough guy equivalent of winning a fight. That's what fake tough guys do. Yeah. And he goes, no, it's not. I asked him to go outside because there's a lot of cameras in a casino. So I want to go outside but there's no cameras. John, there's cameras outside of cameras in a casino. So I want to go outside but there's no cameras. John, there's cameras outside of the casino as well. Do you really not know that?

In Atlantic City and in Las Vegas there's cameras everywhere all the time. So stupid. Not seen Ocean's 11? Yeah, right. Watch Ocean's 11 or 12 or 13. You'll see. I haven't seen most of those, but I assume I know what happened Probably 10 is awesome. Stunnery john won a fight. That's what happened right? Yes, and all of them was very unbelievable Those movies are extremely unbelievable All right, so

Now he's gonna fight everyone when he comes to hackamania because I guess toki's an asshole Because you're a fucking coward, like that asshole Tukey. That's the funniest thing he's ever said. Like that asshole Tukey. Yeah. I just wanted to see Rocco in a ring with John, but just beating him with Tukey. With Tukey, just smashing him in the face with Tukey. With joke after joke after joke. Hey, rocko burl. Yeah,

yeah, you. You're gonna be out there doing acrimony on you. Yes. Yeah. Let's talk outside. So this is his acting. This is performative, john. So now he's being tough guy John and he breaks character. He's terrible with us He's really bad at everything. He tries to do. What do you say? It's only a five-hour drive me, but I got vouchers from spirit So I'm not gonna I'll fly out there free. He just broke a little there John. Can we reshoot that one take two? I'm gonna trade those vouchers in for gas And I'm gonna drive five hours.

Then they Venmo me and. Yeah, listen to this. I stay in Vegas for free. So I'll see you, Rocca. Oh, it's gonna be great. It's gonna be great. Yeah, again, no one's afraid of you, John. Come to Hackamania, we don't care. So I love that this this guy even when he's trying to be a tough guy can't stop himself

I'm talking about what things cost because he has a poor person's mentality He's like just so you know I don't have to pay for my transportation or lodging neither do we we're doing a show It's not the first thing I brag about like we're also going to Vegas for free and not paying for the lodging But it's because we're performing people are coming there to see us perform John, so I don't know why Yeah, like what are you talking about and thank you for the promotion by the way him and Kevin Brennan can't stop promoting hack a mania I know I haven't done my fair share because we've been promoting them eat to be live this Friday March 20 videos Henry John's gonna be there yeah, it's crazy like that's all these assholes are talking about people who hate us are just like hecka media hecka media hecka mania It's almost like the biggest hacks are promoting it. Yes. Thank you

I think I'm getting ready to trade my ticket in from Florida to Vegas see this is the This Friday card is gonna be there WTB live calm Carl You can't watch the Yankees Phillies game in Vegas It's only happening in Tampa on Saturday true. That is true. I have Joey C. We're got tickets for us Nice. Yeah, get the hook up over there major league baseball's own Joey C All right, this is a fun video to watch because John's nose starts running well and he forgot to put the giant roll paper towel or the child roll up his nose anything near him use his shirt again well he's learned not to do that he's learned that he hasn't gotten laid by the way he learned one

thing again on this video explains he hasn't gotten laid. By the way, he learned one thing. Again, on this video explains he hasn't gotten laid in eight months, which has been saying for at least a year now. That's how a dry spell works. It keeps increasing. But I, so I think he's trying to not be so disgusting to some degree, because I don't know, Luce, I'll ask you.

Yeah. How often do you fuck a guy who you've seen wipe his nose on his t-shirt? Very infrequently. Very infrequently, okay? That's nice Now ask me Ask you anything at all so this is John's very runny nose Good friend owns 30% of belt mine time and can't wait events. Oh

Press your luck. He's looking around. He's getting real runny. You ain't going to know. You're kidding. Yeah. Just because of the cat. Yeah. Ugh. You will not know when I'm going to be there. All right, now he's going to know. Even if you're dead, he's still talking.

He's got a tampon. Whoa. Look at the size of that. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter, Vince. Ugh. If you ever been there, the table is very small.

It. It's so you there's always more shit coming out of his nose. Always. He never gets it all. It's crazy. And he looks like you've reached down to the floor to pick up

those paper towels. Yeah, there's a weird thing that's going on. We haven't talked about in this show, but other people talked about it. He's so low to the ground, that his couch doesn't have legs on it.

And some people speculate in order to get into that tiny little door that he takes the legs out of and he just never put them back on. I don't know why. But he's very low to the ground, and the way that you know that is a couple of things. First off, when he looks up at his TV, he looks like this. His TV is on the second floor. Maybe he's in a hospital room.

In an apartment, yeah. But then the other thing is when people come into his door, he's always looking over at him like this. Oh hey, yeah, you got the thing? All right, cool. And so he's like very low to the ground for some reason. I'd say he's in a hobbit house, but he can't afford that. Maybe standing.

He was going out, I don't have the clips because it's hobbit house, but he can't afford that to be standing. He was going out I don't have the clips cuz it's just so embarrassing But he was going on and on about the Florida house and he's talking about how he actually finally got a bed frame built For his room. So now he stayed there multiple times never had a bed for him now he does Okay And then he says he had people over because whoever set the couch in his living room Has the couch facing the kitchen instead of the TV which by the way, there isn't a TV, but it's going to get one from best buyers. This is what he said. He goes, but there will be a

TV. I'm going to get it from best buyers. Like pretty cool. And then he goes, no, no, I need now all he has to do is buy bedroom sets for the other two bedrooms. Correct. And a pool table. What color felt? Well, I better be purple. So then he goes, so I'm gonna get a pool table. I'm gonna get bad. So that way, when my friends come over like Leo gun, or Joey see him like, wait, your friends, Joey see you sleep on the pool table. Holy shit. This guy's incredible. He's just so Holy shit, this guy's incredible. He's just so oh

If he weren't successful at any point in his life, we wouldn't be having any fun with us It was not unless we went to that gas station in Massapicua correct. Yeah. Yes that we saw that we would have a blast by beers All right, you think you'd start a whole podcast on some guy who pumped your gas and Massapicua Then we would have a blast. It's not pumping gas. We just buy beers and watch him. All right, you think you'd start a whole podcast on some guy who pumped your gas in massapique? Probably not. Oh, no, maybe See, this is the narrative though, cardiff. I started the podcast. What guy watches fun? He could make some money All right, so I just want to point out how unfunny john is

Because he's trying to roll with the super chat super chairs are all goofing on him and ripping on him and John's trying to have some fun with it and riff back and this is how bad he is at it One Melinda's come and stop me me Thanks about shoes commies as horrible as you put weaves Can you back that up and make him say that again? I sure can Bend you're talking about the part where he slurred the super chat I want to hear that again One Melinda's come and stop me me go

Thanks about shoes commies as horrible as you please Yeah, I mean she was coming didn't ruin, California come on guys not that bad Not yet God what a hack He's like whether Spanish do I what else you got Feliz Navidad good one John good stuff you killin it All right, did I do this one? Yeah, this is more threatening.

They got Sid Vick. He's insane. How do I snipe that fucking? Oh, it says this is Pocky trashing you. F him. So John's like, is he trashing me right now? Because he always falls for this. And he's like, how do I snipe him? Well, you have to pay for compound media dot com.

That's nine bucks a month. Step one. Yeah. So you won't be sniping anyone. Step two. How do I snipe that fucking pock face fuck Vegas beer sales, Jerry. I'll see you in Vegas. Definitely, Jerry. Oh, trust me. Fatty Patty, Lady K, Rocco Burrow, I'm coming! I thought the squeegee bit was gonna come next after that. And I'm coming to Tampa, Lady K. Oh, you're coming to Tampa? Yes I am.

It's a good thing we're three hours away. Nobody's worried. What the fuck is he talking about? Now he's trying to threaten. He's coming to Tampa. Amazing. I'll put you on the guest list. Yes. Come to the meet and greet. It starts at six.

We'll have you there. Sign some posters for people. I'm sure he'd have the longest line, honestly. It'd be amazing. I'll even buy him a beer. Don't offer him shit. He might show up. Be careful.

He can't afford to get there. No, I know. It's fine. He's so stupid. He's coming to Tampa. Okay, John. But this whole thing where he thinks he's intimidating us, I mean, Chad's the kind of guy who would do something

and you don't know what he's gonna do. The wild card. He's a wild card right this is all bark no bite correct yeah this is not intimidating anyone in any single way but this got very scary I want to play this last clip I have from this program because John gets up for a beer and I increased the audio so that you can hear him off mic talking about what's going on here. Motherfucker.

Another fucking case bites dust. Another case bites the dust. So he's out, is that a beer? I don't have any one there. Fuck it. Shit. This is a real problem because it's like six or seven at night. It's going to be a lot more beers there. This is the guy who's going to fight us in Vegas.

He's winded walking around his shitty apartment. Yeah. Hold on. You gotta put some beers in the freezer. Oh, well this is good news. So he does have more beers. They're just not refrigerated yet. And I have to tell you, I do this weird thing where if I bring beverages home

that I want to be cold, I just put them in the fridge immediately. But it's because I own an actual refrigerator and a brain that anticipates your needs. But no, it's because I actually own like a real adult size refrigerator, which a lot of beverages that day. I see. I think you got a dorm room mini fridge. You can only fit in so somebody beers at a time yeah in fact yours your fridge down

here in the basement has his shrine on top of it actually has a picture of me with Tuki but you get the point good content Good content. I only pulled the best clips. Alright. The payoff here is that he does come back. Oh, I don't have that clip clip he does come back with a warm beer English style Mick Ultra is always delicious when it's warm as everybody knows but he's just gonna stay off stream until I got cold just waiting for

yeah the fridge the freezer for 30 seconds 45. I don't know How how far are we from him coming up with a beer on ice? Like beer cocktails. Yes, it just started pouring it over ice. He's like shrap to have an ice cube tray for that I want to read you guys a note. I got I get notes like this all the time normally I would never read them on the show No, it was where I'm reading this one is because they followed up three more times after this. And so I thought it would be fun. Hi, a pleasure to meet you. Thank you for what you do for our community.

I'm Anila, PR manager at blah blah blah. I represent a genderqueer rapper, Dean FM, who I think would be a great fit for your show. Dean's viewpoint is fascinating. He technically falls under the category of genderqueer. He identifies as having female and male energy and dresses a feminine. However, he doesn't identify with they pronouns and likes using he and she interchangeably. He feels like he is living before his time, believing that in the future, we

will all live as those who base our identities on how we love This is some identity so this is a personality this person has David Bowie Can you imagine these these pronouns and everything Annie? I'll bring Annie in for this. This is pretty impressive stuff so far Don't you think? No, it's mind-blowing. I love it. Do you know Dean FM the genderqueer rapper? No, thank I think this goes to the the Rogan theory that like when you see the grays and the aliens That is just all of the genders and races blended down into one future human That's traveling back in time, so we're all gonna be that color eventually. I know he's gonna have any genitals I think we're all liam's was on our show all the genitals By the way, my community is w ATP not whatever that is. Yes, it is

And that's why we love you says his viewpoint is highly impacted by experiences as he is an adopted Multiracial being raised in a predominantly white culture. Naturally these viewpoints impact his belief system, which by default plays a role in impacting his gender identity. We are very excited the possibility of being featured on your show and thank you for providing this platform to the community. If you'd like further information such as socials, bio, etc. Please log on to Dean's website on logs onto a website. Dean FM official calm. Let's take a look.

They haven't watched the show. Well, you think this is just a form. This is why I get these emails all the time. They're just for me. I was just blasting out every podcast. So I ignored them. But this person just like, hey, I'm just following up for the third time. I just want you know, I really think this would be a great fit. If you're not having like hey, I'm just following up for the third time I just want you know I really needs to be a great fit. You're not having D9

I want to know why you tell you're really you know the format of the show you keep reaching out with this horse shit It's so insane so the website's not great on the odd chance you pass on Dean FM. Please send that info to me Space so you scroll down. Sissy. I'm buying that for you. Yeah. So if you go to videos, there's no videos. Nothing plays anywhere.

What a tease. Yeah, it's not a great website. I got to be honest with you. I don't know if Dean FM is ready for prime time. So to Anil, the PR manager at this company, I'm gonna pass. Yeah, I have some tough talk with Dean. Cardiffelectricpod at gmail.com.

All right, I'll send it over to you. You can definitely have this person. You had Johnny Russo on your show. I did. I did a special, intimate interview with Johnny Russo on your show. I did. I did a special intimate interview with Johnny Russo. That's cool. Everyone go pre-order that book. I should have Johnny Russo on my show.

What was I thinking? Oh, that's right, I don't do an interview show. I don't do an interview show. Because I'm not curious, I don't care. All right, everybody's here. So we're all just gonna forget that Joey C thing, right? Well, which one? I did do a Joey C just going to forget that Joey C thing, right? Uh well, I did do it. I did do a Joey C interview. Who else I

do an interview with? Oh, um. Well, that was an emergency episode. I did an interview with, I think as well. Really? Yeah. Tim Gransky. Those are emergency shows. They don't count. Oh, yeah. They're off the beaten path. Alright, let's

get into it, guys. We got an important game here. Welcome to Who Said It? The official podcast game on WATP. Brought to you by Patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. Okay, Carl, and co-host, Who Said It?

Our first entry, Who said it? Bam. All those sheep. We got seven. Who said it? Well, this is how many of you. All right. Well, there's three of me and three of them. That's how this works. All right. So bam, all those sheep. And our choices are Chad Zumach, Opie, Joe Mattress, Kevin Brennan, Sutterring John, Tommy from MSCS Media,

and of course our friend, what's his nuts? Tom Mike. Tom Mike. God damn, it's too much. Baltimore's finest. Baltimore's finest. Second finest. all right. I always go first Who would say BAM? I'm gonna go with Tommy that was also my ins. You know why I think it's Tommy and I'll just say it I'm Tommy Tommy sheep Tommy MSC has me okay

There's why I think so is because I think Cardiff recently found a gold mine episode because he gave us cringe of the week and a To catch an alien episode last time. I think he found some of the best hobby stuff. He's ever found Well, thanks for helping us cheat off The big show this Friday ATP live calm in Largo, Florida Yes, hello everybody very excited to be with you guys in Florida in a couple of days Is this the first question it is yes? Yes got here just in time so I go I went first I said Tommy Page one to key page one

One all five last time he played this game. Insane. Yes. I can't. I haven't won one in like two months. Yeah, you're terrible. Yeah. Lucy, what do you think?

You said Tommy? I said Tommy also. All right. What do you think, Andy? Opie. Opie? All right, let's head over to Annie. Bam.

I'm going to go with Opie too. Damn it. OK. And it's OK. Don't get upset. Tookey what do you think? I'm going with the mud shark Chad Zumach. Okay. And producer Chris. Opie. Opie it is. All right. Let's find out. One, two, three. Now let's say me and you

And we have a match hook for these vaccines and boosters and we're gonna go get rid of them Environmental friendly with acid and as we're driving on this Mack truck, we're down the road hit play Rob We're on this road. Rob decided to jump in. We've got a bunch of vaccines. We got the boosters in there, too Yeah, but sir. All right. Well, we're ready to go. a bunch of vaccines. We got the boosters in there, too. Yeah, but All right. We're ready to go. We go. We're driving. We're doctors We're just pretend that we use meth and we're doctors born doctors. They don't use it in real life But in this particular situation doctors that use meth so now we're gonna go get ready All those sheets. Our next. Yeah baby! Now it was a different

episode than the other one, Carter. It was. So my reasoning, my rationale wasn't perfect. But it is the Tommy T podcast now. That's right. He has rebranded. He rebranded. No longer MSCS Media, because that was kind of a dumb name. Tommy T.

Tommy T is better. The T is retired. He's like reused some of his old episodes and just rebranded them as Tommy T podcast episodes too. Kind of like how you rebranded who said it. Yes. That's where you got the idea from. But I will say when I got when I heard him say that line I immediately thought I would everybody was gonna think Opie on that one. Okay. Wow rubbing it in your face producer Chris well then two other

people yeah all right sentry there's white guys in the NBA who said it okay I got to go with there's a few NBA fans on the screen here, but I'm gonna say Chad Zumach is the one talking about white guys in the NBA. Lucy, what do you think? I'm gonna go Opie. Okay, Opie's definitely an NBA guy. So is Kevin Brennan. What do you think, Andy?

Joe Matariz. That's a good guess as well. Annie? Tom Myers. Tom Myers doesn't know what basketball is. Tookey, what do you think? Brennan KB. Yeah, yeah, I like that. So producer Chris, I went OP.

All right, let's find out. 123. Well, I'm talking about I'm talking about the general rule versus the aberrations. If you want to talk about aberrations, we could do that all day with everything. There's white guys in the NBA, isn't there? Damn it. Zumack was on the screen. I was holding on to hope for a second there.

But yeah, I know KB loves the NBA. Good call, Tukey. Look at Zumack's background with all... Look at me with all my friends The one time he was near David tell he's like see Is that Iraq? Yeah, I was gonna say that Iraq and Florentine it is. Yep Jesus Iraq looks huge Well, he was probably pregnant at that time yes

Tookie did you open up the book that card upset you? Yes. Yes. I was on the wrong page for last question. I'm all synced up now. You fucking hacked. Cut him loose. Cut Chad loose. Adam. Our next entry. I bought his kid a toy. And he was just a complete asshole to me. Oh boy who said it? All right I bought his kid a toy and he's a complete asshole to me. It seems like an OP to me I'm gonna I'm gonna go with OP. That was my initial thought. What do you think Lucy? I'm gonna go John. Yeah

Oh, yeah, after all I've done for you seems like a John. Yeah, and he's going John as well. Yeah, I guess I will Annie, what do you think? Joe Mattarese, okay, and We'll going John as well. Yeah, I guess I will Annie. What do you think? Joe Mattaries, okay, and We'll go over to Tukey I'm gonna go with Chad's do mock. Maybe he's talking about Florentine's kid. Okay, very possible producer Chris. I Went with John. I'm regretting it now, but I'm sticking with it. Okay, here we go one two three I'm regretting it now, but I'm sticking with it. Okay, here we go. One, two, three. Come on, let's go, we're gonna go to a movie.

I was like, I'm talking to these girls. He's like, I'm the headliner. I'm like, what? And I just bought his fucking wife a card because she had a personal situation. I bought his kid a toy for his birthday, and he was just a complete asshole to me. Yeah. Isn't it funny how childish that is to think like I bought their kid a toy and

they were an asshole to me and yet all those are like could be any of these people. As soon as took he said it. Yeah. I remembered a similar story. That's not the first time he's done that either. I believe it. Yeah. I believe that like poor people are just like I bought him a fucking transformer And you guys aren't indebted to me for the rest of your life. No, we don't Oh, I really wanted that I could play with that Fine had that he met when I was growing up. Mm-hmm. There was only one left

I couldn't even get one for me. So wait to to key just get another one So wait did to key just get another one To key with two you have one Lucy has one card if has zero Big zero Eight next time hey well no he's gotta get to key Our next entry. Fucking college students in two ways. Who said it?

Kate Meany said it out here. So I guess it's not her. Fucking college students in two ways. God, it's kind of funny which makes me think it's either Brennan or I'm gonna go Brennan. What do you think, Lizzie? I'm gonna go out of context, John. Okay. Andy.

Tom Myers. I was gonna say, there's no real stakes. I know. I just want to get one. I just said, I just said. Annie. I'm gonna go with John. Tukey? I just want to get one

Annie I'm gonna go John to key What the actual answer is right now my first reaction was Tom Myers, but trucker Andy is such a loser So matteries oh wow, what do you think Chris? I think we did the spread I went with Tommy T oh no so we're missing OB right one yeah all right if it's OB kind of gets the point let's free. Ohio Congressman Jim Tukey. Unbelievable. Congratulations. Fuck a hole through your head, Tukey. This is bullshit. Even when Tukey loses, he wins. I'm going bullshit on this. Ohio Congressman Jim Jordan tweeted that he was against the idea of canceling student loan debt

So now he's in favor of fucking college students in two ways See if he went up the inflection Six votes for Myers all right so next week when you hear fucking hell You know you know who said it Our next entry the karate kid love it Who said oh fuck Fuck. I mean, this is not giving us a lot to work with. I know it immediately. I win one and now I think I'm a pro.

Interesting. Okay. In that case, I'm going to go with anything he knows. I'm going to go with... Fuck, Sutterie John. What do you think, Lizzie? I'm gonna go with Andy thinks he knows it. I'm gonna go with, fuck, Sutterie John. What do you think, Lucy? I'm also thinking John. Okay, Andy? Ralph, but in the movie, he's from Jersey,

so I think it's Joe Matarice. Joe Matarice, all right, good call. Annie. I pick KB. Okay, and Tookie? Yeah, my first reaction was also Joe Matariz the karate kid. I love it I'm trying to get on my good side now Italian, you know, I Went with outer space Tommy. All right

one two three Yes, that's true Am I in this one Oh, no, no. I was at the holy I was at the I witnessed the crane. For the karate kid love it. That's fucking great. Gardner that's a great clip because John scrolling through dabblers anonymous because he's like these Photoshop's are hilarious. It's fucking great. That's a great clip because John scrolling through dev or is anonymous because he's like these photoshopped are hilarious. It's always great

It's it's great. We have damage. He's just going really fast cuz all these jokes Audio shows his It's a good thing he knows how to scroll because Scott the engineer definitely does not you'd have a harder time I think we have like one more here. I got on the board with that. I think I'm tight with Tukey Well, no, you're tied with Lucy and Tukey Wow. All right Our next entry Use your vagina But know what you're doing

Who said it? one Use your vagina, but know what you're doing Who said it? one Use your vagina, but know what you're doing. Okay, so this is I'm gonna go with Tom Myers. It's not the right answer But it's definitely something that Tom Myers would say cuz he doesn't know anything about Let me try it this way use your vagina, but know what you're doing what you're doing. I know what you're doing. With that vagina. Lucy, what do you think? I'm gonna go with Chad. All right. Okay, what do you think, Andy? KB. Very decisive on that one with a KB. Over to Annie.

I'm gonna pick Opie. And Tukey? I'm letting it ride on Joe Matariz. Come on, you stupid gotgoots. Joe Matariz come on you stupid got goots And I went OB who's the guy that you watch at your show dookie the gambling guy Oh To three I can't repeat, I can't repeat. Come on, that's not rigged. One, two, three. Out of nowhere. So yeah, use your vagina, but know what you're doing. Nice. Wow.

Wow, that was impressive from Andy right now. It's KB. Franklin's not that way. No, exactly what you're doing. So, Cherry, what are you gonna bring up, like random examples? Jessica Curzon's not that way either, but she's a lesbian. We're not, I'm talking about, I'm talking about

the general rule versus the aberrations. Wow, that's a deep pull of misery loves company. That must be before Chad was kicked off the show twice or three times. Yeah. Right. Misery loves clips is a great source. Yes. Well, that's going back a ways That's all for this time

Now you know who said it You gene sit good dog All right producer Chris final results all right we have a four-way tie between Lucy tight box Andy former trucker, and Tukey, current puppet. Look at Tukey, he's all upset. He's in first place and he doesn't like it. He needs it all alone. Carter.

We have to break the tie, live in Largo, Florida. Yes. I was gonna say, do a bonus question. Well, since you said that. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. bonus question. Well, since you said that. That's right. We are going to be live March 22nd from Largo. Do you want to watch us do it live? There's only one way to do it. Get tickets at WATPlive.com and come and see us. We'll be, I'll be there. Anne, are you coming out to the come and see us. We'll all be there. Anne, are you coming out to the live show?

Absolutely. I'm driving out tomorrow. Fuck yeah. Anne is going to be there. All of us are going to be there. We got the guys from Revenge of the Sith. We got a whole bunch of other people showing up. So looking forward to that show. Please come down and check it out.

Also, I believe I can announce the official meetup Thursday night. Is it Hulk Hogan's place? Pasta mania At whatever Hulk Hogan's place is called Vinnie picket so kinda Kind of his idea it's gonna be fun. I'm looking forward to it All right, Andy. What do you have going on besides W ATP live? Yeah, we just put out the all apologies live from subreddit surfing on our patreon So I'd love for everybody to go check that out and then we were are releasing. I was borrow Yeah, you were there Lucy was there and Cartiff was there and

We did an episode about James Charles some YouTube influencers pedophile Way to sell it you can't say without giggling That's what they I know check it out good episode. I'm sorry I got to interrupt the plugs real quick Bob Johnson with breaking news breaking news BB BB breaking news Carl for w ATS. She'll be de Castro was just convicted. No, he's he got 180 days. Is that true? She'll be de Castro just got convicted of something Good. I gotta look that it is true he's such a little cunt

what are you seeing over there I thought you're looking it up with the news I thought I thought the potato was oh I said it's true okay you're still looking okay so internet trues it It's all videos, so. But yeah, apparently he's been convicted of something on the AT- still yesterday. That's exciting. Well, we talking about that at WTS. Top secret news, everyone. Which since we're talking about plugs, who are these socials every Thursday at 6pm on

the Who Are These Podcasts YouTube channel? Of course, we have our own feed where we get podcasts as well. Brian, Mike and me do a show about social media once a week. We'll be doing it. I'll be doing it from Largo this week from our Airbnb. And then immediately after going to Hulk Hogan's place. Lucy, what are you up to? Oh, you can check me out at once over with Kaylee on YouTube. That's C-A-Y-L-E-Y. I do movie reviews. Just this week I put out Dumb and Dumber 2, the sequel to Dumb and Dumber with Tony from Hack the Movies as well as Never Cry Wolf. And also I joined, this is Huzy as well as Lemmy and Christian Blatt for a five movies, best of the worst, worst of the best.

I don't even remember anymore. Wow. It's been a long week. Look at that. Yeah. You're all over the fucking place. Holy shit. So exciting. I thought Tukey was popular. I was wrong. Apparently everyone's looking for Lucy. Thank you. Thank you.

Thank you for being here. We appreciate it. And also Annie, of course, our review girls here. Yeah, I just do a stupid podcast where I talk about video games with Dylan from somewhere. You can find it on youtube.com slash at WITGS. Very good. And tookiesoup.com. Yes, tookiesoup.com. Follow me on YouTube at B Dabler. I'm sure Cardiff and I will be coming on a bunch of times this weekend and doing stupid things

Definitely the meet-and-greet that's kind of been a thing every time we're at a live event. We do the meet-and-greet Wait, what will we be coming on? What what? your mom's box That's too much you went too far with that one. I was told was told the wifi at the club is good. I talked to someone there yesterday about recording the show itself. I was like, how's the wifi? It's pretty good. We have both. Why and why? Yeah, that's that's helpful. So, yeah, I'm sure that we'll be doing a lot of streaming,

probably from the Airbnb as well. We'll be streaming on different channels and stuff throughout the weekend. So tune in for all of that. The great Seymour says, hi Lucy. Oh, hello. She says, Oh, hello. Great. Thank you. Cardiff electric. What do you got going on? What's going on with potato soup these days? I just don't have the time for potato soup these last couple of weeks, but hopefully after the live show wtplive.com, we'll get back on us on a routine with potato soup. I just need a little bit of a break from John, but see y'all in see y'all in Largo. I understand by the way, Cardiff, I understand the clips I pulled today

was the first time I watched Janet about a week. I was just, it's just too much. This guy, it's insane. Maybe a little Florida sun will make me feel better about John. Yes. Yeah, we'll get back on.'ll get back on that horse for sure. So please join us again next time it might be the episode we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well every part of the morning radio. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, Everyone Annie. Do we have any new reviews that have come in? I don't know. I'm not checking out the new reviews. I'm gonna save those for the other girls I'm looking at the old ones from podcast addict. I'm pretty sure haven't been read. So I got two of those Poopoo pew says half a chroma what chromosome away from being downsy Carl makes fun of those half a chromosome the other way. Being the coolest podcaster on the internet

is like being the smartest person with Down syndrome. You're still retarded. I'll take it. Well, that's retarded. Sounds a lot like a one star review to me, Annie. No, that's five. Oh, very good. We had a lot of down stock on the show today.

I'm proud of us. And that was an old review. I know. Yeah, it came up a lot. We're on the show today. I'm proud of us. That was an old review I know Yeah, it came up a lot We're ahead of the times For sure The next one comes in from wire transfer yuppie nerd bullies washed up boomers

Yep I mean all I can say to that is uh-huh nailed it. Yuppie. Is that a one star? No, that's another People are following confidence Actually like four years ago, but yeah, I was gonna say people used to follow the instructions where they do now I think so that makes a lot more sense. All right, let's hit some voicemails and then we'll call it a day here Hey Carl, um, what's up to buddy? Um, you know, I just listened to the show.

I just wanted to give a shout out to Paco. I haven't heard Paco in a while. Um, it was nice to hear him covered on the, uh, the Rachel Dolores doll podcast. He sounded really good in that episode. I mean, slightly confused, but he sounded good nonetheless. You don't have him on enough. I think, uh, I think we need more Paco. So shout out to him. But pretty much it. Bye, Carl. Love you, Chris. Shout out to Paco, everyone. Can't argue with that. Hey, Carl. JP from Jersey here. I know this is old news, but it's been bugging me. The excuse John

uses for calling the parents of his students to congratulate them when they get an A. I think I finally figured out why he's actually doing it. I'm guessing a call goes a little something like this. Hello, is this Billy's mom? Why, yes it is. Oh, I just want to call and congratulate you for your son Getting an A you and your husband must be very proud. Oh, well, actually I'm divorced. Oh Really? Do you do a nope?

That's why he was calling the hit of the moms. Hi Lucy Not a bad theory. I gotta say. Lucy was the same way if Billy's dad answers the phone. That's true. Yeah. Right. You and your wife. My grab a beer. Hey, Carl, quick heads up. I'm pretty sure Lucy type box the CIA. Psyop sponsored byab, the Rothschild to Fight Antisemitism. I've done a lot of work into this New World Order stuff, and the chances of a hot, tall

Shuli showing up in Rochester and having her career blow up to the top of the podcasting world is very low. I'll keep you updated. I think her actual name, she's a Danish model, and Jack Claussen. I have a picture from 2012. I'll keep you posted on the left coast. Thank you for that, Deluxe or whoever you are. I can't wait to see this picture. Yes. I'm glad someone's doing the research as you infiltrate us.

Nothing has happened. I don't know what you're talking about. You guys know who Bird Person is? Yeah. Bird Person called into the show. Finally. Hello, Carl. This is Bird Person, dear friend of Rick Sanchez. I wish to proclaim my sheer joy and happiness upon hearing of your 500th episode. I apologize for my tardiness in which I have called you. I was advised to keep this message under 45 seconds. So

I will do just that. Also, I would like to make a shout out to producer Chris with the following phrase, Boofoo. All right. Thank you, bird person. Keeping it under 45. We appreciate it. Listening to the Disney assembled podcast. This thing is fucking retarded. And then Brian says he can't talk to chicks 14 or 20. Yeah, good luck convincing that 12 year peers on a jury. Fair enough. Yeah, that was not a great episode. I mean, our show was great. Oh, yeah. Does he assembled? That was hard.

I like the popped reference, though. I got that. We're talking about the guy that his daughter quit. Thank you. I remember that. And then I was so bad. Yeah, it was so bad. It was hilarious. Doing the show. So the me and my daughter could spend some time together. The next time I was like, my daughter quit so bad. Yeah, it was so bad. It was hilarious Doing the show so that me and my daughter could spend some time together. I was like my daughter quit the show

All right guys listen sometimes I gotta take my lumps when people goof on me and they do a good job of it I just got to accept it Carl you suck Mommy what times my dad nap? Fuck you. Pretty good stuff. Pretty good. I don't know. It's pretty good. You know that we're doing a roast of me the Shulie networks putting out the roast of Carl

Hamburger. And if it's stuff like that, oh man, it's gonna be tough to get there. Oh, you've recovered. Never real hard time. All right, let's let's go to Gary in San Diego. Hey, Carl, Gary in San Diego. Well, I don't know if you saw it. But on Saturday, john had two podcasts, one in the early afternoon and one late at night. And I'm thinking, why would he do that? He hasn't had two podcasts in a long time. Well finally came to me. I think he's running low on super chats. And he's trying to double up so he could get more super chat from some of the sucker

listeners. Anyway, I think he's really running low on super chat. Gee, that's a pity. Anyway, rock and roll. I wonder how Judy felt about him watching John two different times on Saturday. He's out again, Gary. Can you watch that somewhere else? I was saying before the show started, Gary emailed me. He was very excited to have a drop on the board.

Producer Chris, do you have the drop? Well, I got two of them. I love this one. It's a bunch of crap. That's a good one. Yeah, but there's always swing in the midst. Yes, very good. That is you're officially part of the show. Gary and San Diego, years after you die. A couple of years from now, we'll still be playing those drops

as long as this laptop works for two more years. You're right. Years from now. We'll still be playing those drops as long as this laptop works for two more years Whoa producer Chris you're telling me that the chosen people down at the JCC Treated one of the goyum like cattle No What? No Okay in all seriousness this sounds really hilarious.

Chris, please, if you're not gonna tell any of the hilarious details on the show, actually give me a call back. If I don't pick up, leave a message and just give me a, you know, too long didn't read on it because this sounds great. All right, Chris, call me back. Everybody else go fuck yourself. All right, Chris, call me back. Everybody else go fuck yourself.

Fair enough. Huh? Yeah, I'll walk you through it some days. I don't know what to make of all this. Seems to be an agenda with our listeners on this show. Tuki, what do you think about all this? You think about the chosen ones, the chosen people? The shoelace? Yeah.

The good shoelace or the bad shoelace? Okay, fair enough. Before we talk about it. Fair enough. The tunnel shoelace. The tunnel shoelace. Yes. They stink?

I don't know. No comment on that. No comment on that. The great Seamoose came up to Rochester for the live events that we did did and he hung out over here in the studio. We hung out afterwards and we hung out the next day at the Genesee Brew Pub. Great Seamus here. I just want to say, Carl had a great time hanging out with you guys. You're great. Just give me a second. I want to address the listeners. Call you back in a sec. So there are just a couple things.

First producer Chris, even cooler in person than you'd already expect. Second, and I cannot overstate it, Carl's such a massive cunt. Anyway, Carl, you can come back now, I'm done. You're the best. Again, I hope I can hang out with you guys again relatively soon. I was here. Again, such a great time. Anyway, call me back.

Hi Lucy. Call me. Hi great Seamoose. Hi Lucy is becoming the new call me back. Or the new don't call me back. It's probably don't. It turns out. This is what you say in the morning.

Alright. This is a new thing that this color is doing Carl all this talk about queer kid stuff begs the question Do you identify as a good podcaster? Haha, you just got Nate from Flint, Michigan Under 45 seconds. Dian Largo, suck my balls. We just got Nate from Flint, Michigan. I love it.

It's ridiculous. That old gag. Monday's calling in. Hey, it's Monday. Look, I'm going to level with you. I did not get a fucking second of sleep last night and I'm having a shitty day at work. So I'm on four cups of coffee so I could stay awake to my fort My shitty day at work a real shitty day. And so I'm listening, you know W ATP

Usually cheers me up good show most the time but then I hear fucking Joe Mattores bitch and moan to Kevin Brand like a pussy I'm too big a pussy to take the licks like John fucking if he's John will take most of the insults and take some money for it. Fucking Joe Matariz. You are such a fucking pussy. I am not in the mood to deal with your punk ass. If I ever see you, I will fuck your wife consensually. You should have a backbone to do anything about it. And I know you're on any depression. So your dick doesn't work. Fuck you, Joe Matariz East don't call me back Wow well, I don't share the same views

What would Joe say I think I saw that guy at the wah-wah Correct Quick question does producer Chris take the grease from his hair and put it on his cock the lube when he murders Your asshole does that come from? And read my diary sir, I wish you would do that. That's what we call a courtesy No, it's only polite not every over here Hey, howdy. Hey Carl. This is Jeremy. I was just wondering, wouldn't Moana be more of a oceanographer or a marine biologist seeing that the whole movie is surrounding her life with the sea?

Thank you. Fuck you. You know more about disease than I do, sir. I'll give that one to you. Hi, Carl. It's Paulie from Dirty Jersey. Little Mermaid should be the oceanographer. You are the moth. Yeah, I'm with ya. Seems too obvious I guess. Moth it is. W-H-E-M. Only on the Carl network. Yeah, I'd be a McDean me being in there sunrise something. Yeah,

it'll be the last one you see if you eat that running mess every day. Get yourself a large chunk of that good old heart attack feeling. Oh, and by the way, that's someone's son you hear we hear a water exploding from the grease. Thank you. Fuck you bye. I gotta say, Paulie sounds like a guy who eats some breakfast sausage to me. Right? Yeah. He, I I'm almost starting to think he's the guy from that old sausage bit. Right? Yeah. I, there's only three sausages.

Do you think I'm going to serve a family of four with just three Chimney Dean sausages? My sausages. I can't feed a family for on this amount of sausage. Holy shit. Dookie unbelievable. This guy's fucking studying these shows. It's incredible. All right. One more, uh, voicemail for us.

We did a bit last week. We had Iraq and Brian Johnson on and we were checking out PFGTV. It's gorge. The audio wasn't great. And I thought it's, you know, over modulated, distorted, but you can make it out. And actually I put the video up and people liked the video, but apparently listening to the audio wasn't pleasant. People were very upset with me for that segment.

It was not great. I apologize. I won't do that again. People were just like, why don't just play one example of how it sucked and then move on. It's like, what can I tell you? You can hear what he's, yeah, okay. You're right. You're right. Um, big enough man to admit when I fucked up. You're right. Hi. Not like I just attempted to do this and then we go. But two things real quick. Two things I'm thankful for. I'm actually thankful for producer Chris. I think he does a great job.

Hi producer Chris. Hi. Thank you. Did you say hi? I did. Secondly, I'm happy for Spotify for the 15 second fast-forward button because trying to listen to the horrible audio from Scorch's PSG TV made me want to stick two screwdrivers into my ear canals at the same time.

So thank you Spotify. But also thank you producer Chris you're welcome bye producer Chris I Fuck yourselves have a good week, okay Guess what? Anyone remember what that is from? Yes, I can't get enough dicks in my body That's ai right there

That was our chicago show diane. No, it was uh, those Oh the juicy shawty hanks giving. Yeah. Yes Oh Thanksgiving yeah, yes the only wrote fan fiction about being Tom Hanks in real life was the only good thing about that show Man that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that Jesus. I gotta go. This is getting stupid Does anyone know what that's from? Oh Okay, goodbye I know Okay, goodbye Goodbye hey, but goodbye welcome to who are these podcasts white power? Are we done here? I think we are. No, we've got another half hour. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr