Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep511 - The Real Brady Bros

Episode Date: April 21, 2024

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that we both listened to, and I found out just before the show that Pat actually has a history with this show. This just got on my radar, I had no idea it existed, but there's all these podcasts now where washed up actors go back and re-watch their show and do a podcast about each episode. But it's usually shows that were in the 90s,

maybe early 2000s. Yeah, like The Office. The Office, The OC. Yeah, I see a lot of these types of shows, a lot of these sitcoms that still have kind of a cult following. Well, the OC does, I don't know why they're doing that. Still kind of a cult following doing these shows.

Well, it turns out there's a show called The Real Brady Bros, in which Barry Williams and Christopher Knight, Greg and Peter from the Brady Bunch, talk about the Brady Bunch. These guys are 66 and 69 years old, and they're still doing a show about the Brady Bunch. How sad is that? Their entire lives, they've tried to do other things

a little bit. One of the things that I've been picking up on is that Barry Williams Really fancies himself a singer He thought he was gonna catch on like that was his thing right? He's kind of the David Hasselhoff of the Brady Bunch Except for David Hasselhoff actually has a fan base somewhere. Yeah, I'll talk about the Brady Bunch until this catches fire, right? Whoops. Well, wasn't he doing those shows in Branson, Missouri Where yeah, right those dinner theater shows

Familiar yeah, right yeah, he has to come out as Johnny Bravo and sing the same songs He really thought he'd be David Cassidy to the partridges, and it just was not that in any way There was Tiger beat didn't give a fuck about that guy Partridges and it just was not that in any way there was tiger beat didn't give a fuck about that guy It's like a chachi again fuck so the reason why someone suggested this is because they have three different styles of shows They do the thing where they review a past episode of the Brady Bunch They do a show that's just Q&A where losers ask questions about how they were miked on set. I swear to god that was an actual question that came in. It's crazy. Like who the fuck? Why would you care? Does it sound good to you? Great. That's enough. Whatever. So wait 60s, 70s.

What does it matter? And then there's a third style of show and this is what caught my eye because they have guests on from time to time and they're introducing the show and this guest can't contain himself has to start yelling. This time we're going to include another very famous television show and a very famous guest and a very good friend of both of ours. I'm Barry Williams and Christopher Knight and we are I'm Danny Bonaduce. Danny that's who we have today bonaducci Yep, and you're lucky to have me What's your familiarity with danny bonaducci pat? Well, I mean, but I know from partridge family and also from getting punched a bunch in life

And then just sucking so my experience with him post partridge family Is he was teamed up with Adam Carolla for a while. And I listened to Adam Carolla for years and all he would do was tell stories about what a pain in the ass Danny is and what a douchey is.

And he comes across like that too. You can tell just from that clip. You know, they're like ready to go and we're the real Brady bros. Whatever they're going to do with their stupid intro. He's just like, and I'm Danny Bonadouche. All right, buddy. That's their Joey C. We're going to get to you. Don't worry. Relax. We know you're here. Whatever they're gonna do with their stupid injuries like it up Danny Bonaduce. All right, buddy. That's their Joey see

Don't worry relax. We know you're here. He was like one of the first celebrity fight guys. Yes They talk about that because he actually boxed Barry Williams. Oh and That's actually a funny story that they get into because they talk about so Danny about a dude She's like obsessed with money because he's been broke a lot in his life. And so they talk about how Danny brings up how much money he made from celebrity boxing.

It turned into so much money. It was, you got, I'm sure we all got the same thing. Did you get 25 Gs? Actually more, 50. Son of a bitch, that can't be true. Who did you have hands? Barry Williams made more money right dummy. Yeah, I could just left it at that It was right after that though Danny's got a little bit of a What are you nuts should just ended that sentence with I'm sure we all got the same right? Dummy yeah, I could just left it at that It was right after that though Danny has to say but then I put a casino name on my back And I got another 15,000. It's like stuttering John. Oh

Fucking crazy people obsess about sponsorship deals and how much money they made from them everything's a W. Yes, correct All right, so Danny's on the show and he's like, you know what would be great is if I did a similar show with people from the Partridge family, and we got together and did a podcast. Only one problem. That when I heard of the success of the Brady Bros, I thought I should do the Partridge people.

And then I realized, oh yeah, some of the best ones are dead, so I can't do that. David's gone, Ruben's gone, so I don't have it So thank you for having me today. It's very excited welcome to our family We lived on the same block anyway. Why was that funny? Hmm? He's naming off people who are dead from that show They're like yeah Susie and Dave's probably got a restraining order against me. Yeah, she won't be on The dead people the only ones who would possibly talk to him at this point

Danny then interrupts he's interrupting all the time and he interrupts because he's obviously jealous of Barry Williams career if that's a possibility Yeah, there you go Can I just say cuz I don't know what you guys want to talk about or what you want to do? And I hope I'm not stepping on anybody's toes, but Barry, my friend, and we've been together a while, I got to tell you, I saw you on Dancing with the Stars, and I was a little bit jealous to be honest,

but then when you ripped your shirt off, I would, yeah, Barry, go! It was so good, and then you were the talk of the town in every other town. It was just great, man. I was very proud of you. Thank you. He's our Brady Hoff.

Yeah, yeah. Yeah, well he thinks he is, for sure. How bad is Dancing with the Stars and Greg Brady on? That's one of the celebrities. I don't really watch that show too often, but I don't think it's doing well. And I wonder if he was like top of the list. I'm hoping he was like,

we couldn't get anyone else berries available available right yeah, not like get fucking Barry Yeah, that phone call doesn't start with this. Hey. Are you busy next month? He's available what do we have to do to get great? What's it gonna take? it turns out that Danny Monteducchi is It turns out that Danny about a duchy is Very bitter. It's a very bitter guy. He had a lot of bad experiences

You know as a child star and he got wrapped up in drugs and stuff like that one of those stories And he's never really let that go He's kind of like pissed at the other people from the partridge family I just think people did not get along with that guy that he was just he was a little hard guy to get along with and so They dumped him. This is allegedly and then we got brian forster who was kind of an even trade really he was nicer, but You know not He wasn't the sharpest guy like ad libs and stuff. He just he wasn't that kind of guy So he was just bashing his co-workers from the 70s, early 70s. Like that, maybe just let it go.

He really is like Stuttering John where he just blames everyone around him for everything bad and everyone else was terrible and they should have recognized him more. Yes, correct. And his voice has changed a little bit like Stuttering John. Oh you think? It sounds like Billy West doing Danny Bonaduce. You're right. That's how I get Danny Bonaduce impression at this point. Bah, leave me about it. But I'm- Ah, Danny with that Barry Forrester. I'm glad that they acknowledge the absurdity of doing a show about a show that ended over 50 years ago. Ended. That started. Ended over 50 years ago.

Now, we are talking about shows that were done a half a century ago 50 more than 50 years ago And we're still talking about it Yeah, it's embarrassing It's why we're pointing it laughing and it wasn't a good show and also do you hear Danny Monteducci when he was talking about? Maybe doing this with the part. I was like with all the success you guys are having Doing this with the part was like with all the success you guys are having Yeah, I mean I review podcasts for a living I didn't know this existed I don't know why it does the beginning Nostalgia is for the 90 that's who can we care about 90s early 2000s right people that are like my mom

73 she watched the Brady's she doesn't be reminded that the people that were young like her are old pieces of shit They're not gonna listen to that unless they say Barry was fucking his mom. No one cares about the stories Why was he you know what and then you care that's been out there, but that's a really good point though because yeah Yeah, they do talk about they all got along and they all were dating each other The problem is there's like very little conflict on the set mmm, so all their stories about these episodes just like oh yeah I remember that was fun oh so it's as boring as the show yes everyone gets along nothing happens yeah fuck that like there's a show called for Ned's Declassified the first show they ever did they're all like we all fucked each other like what we had kids

and we fucked and you're like I'll listen every week now It's like the most scandalous thing was that the dad was a gay man hmm yeah and Pretty gay mr.. Brady had so just make that clear you're gonna be gay in the 80s and 90s you better have AIDS or else I'm not I'm coming out of the AIDS closet today Okay, so Danny is telling a story about in 1988 David Cassidy graded him and said listen man, you're spiraling. you've got nothing going on, come with me, I'm gonna do a tour, you come with me on this tour,

a little nostalgia thing that he was doing, but there's no drinking, there's no drugs, there's no girls, we're just gonna go town to town and do these shows, and I probably have some of that in this clip, but I'm telling you this because Danny's explaining all of this, and he's just steamrolling a conversation, because Greg is

trying to get some questions in and I keep calling him Greg. I'm sorry, he's correct to me. He's fine. He keeps trying to get, Peter's trying to get questions in and no one can stop this guy from talking. And damn if he wasn't right. What was the tour? It was 1988 and I ended up, I ended up being the host of the morning show in

Philadelphia on Eagle 106 if I'm not mistaken And I've been in radio ever since like 1988 And then 1990 I didn't edit that at all that was that good but Alright, I now keep going but what's crazy is that you just heard the clip I played this is just a couple seconds later Christopher was not paying attention at all that's fantastic and

that was late 70s right wouldn't it been no no no no late 70s still a child it was early 90s early 90s is that when you started a career right okay I thought it was in the 70s I remember you had a remember you had a couple of jokes one of which Involved in great detail a toilet. I love that Barry jumped in to save his friend right there He's like, oh really I thought you were in the radio. It's like no He just said he started in the early 90s fucking pay attention to keep up Do I love it when you ask your guest out about their life and then you have to argue with them all for it Okay, sure. Yeah. yeah, it was my life

Peter had hoped that Danny rolled from one career to the next it didn't have a huge lull of shit Right, you wouldn't write into it, right? Oh, no. No, I was homeless for a while Things are real dark, but let's talk about my radio career for a minute Oh, and then Danny Monteduc because he has been, he just recently retired, but he's been doing morning radio for decades and he's one of these guys that doesn't realize the podcasts are different. This is not a live stream show, this is a podcast. By the way if you're just tuning in I'm Danny Bonaduce, he's a special guest, it's a pleasure to be here and I don't know what toilet joke

you're going for cuz I Gotta be honest with it. I've told more than one if you're just joining us out there He's almost like showing those guys how to host a show Let me just show you can school you guys real quick on how this works like no dummy We introduce you to the beginning of the show no one starts with a 30-second mark of a podcast They got it. They know what's going on All right, so that's when they have a guest on their show. Hmm the other formats we talked about is they go back and rewatch one of the old Brady Bunch episodes and then they discuss it and

The discussion is fascinating. So this was The most recent episode they just dropped talking about the first episode of season 5 adios Johnny Bravo We all remember it very well and let's get the deets first aired September 14th 1973 course created by Sherwood Schwartz executive producer produced by Howard Leeds and Lloyd Schwartz written by Joanna Lee and directed by Jerry London that's fascinating please go on why do people feel compelled to do this? No one knows who those people are. What is this? I know the name because at the beginning

it would say Sherwood Schwartz but I didn't know what the fuck that was. It just said that. It's like thick wool. It's the same shit. Right. Doesn't mean anything to me at all. Especially when they're talking about who was the director on this episode. It really doesn't matter. I don't know anyone who goes, well, you gotta watch the Brady Bunches that were directed by Schwartz, because those are the ones that are nuts. I have.

But when that guy, Phil, did set design, you know the one who used turf for grass? That guy was great. That guy. Mind blowing. Yeah, he's out of his time, obviously. Fuck grass. All right, so then this is more evidence that Barry loves to sing because this is his Johnny

Bravo episode where he was going to become this big rock star and he got to do all these solo performances. Jumpsuit with the open shit. Oh yeah, he was a sex star at this point. Yeah, like Evil Knievel, a gayer. Got to be in love to love a love song. There you go. See how you might, somehow you might remember that. Got to be in love to love a love song. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking thing sucks. Please. If you could just refrain from doing that. And Pat mentioned this. So Pat, this has been on his radar for a while

He mentioned I think before we started the show that they don't pull any clips from the episode They just talk about it and they explain scene by scene what happens My favorite episodes is the one with Cindy Brady where they just walk her through it But you know, I don't think they realized she had trauma from it I don't know most clips but she had trauma from it. I don't know if it was close, but she had trauma because she was being bullied and abused for her character. Cindy, would you go to real school? So they're like, Hey, remember the list episode? She was, yeah, it ruined my life.

It like every day people would list bat me and shit. And then Peter's like, why wasn't even in that episode? I wasn't, it ruined everything. It's like, she's been on a bunch of these episodes. I was going through the whole rundown of all the guests. She's the most recurring guest and they talk about her and they go, yeah, she's great. She speaks her mind. She doesn't, she doesn't mind putting her opinion out there. We'll also say she is, she's the, they call her the Brady memory. Well, she's the only one young enough to remember shit. She's the only that remembers all the stuff Greg and Peter don't remember much and they she says it okay I think that happened. Yeah, she probably learned about sex on the set there. Well, right

Okay, so Each has a double whammy all the time. It's a double whammy right there. Worst pedophile ever. Okay, so Barry's singing the thing and He goes on to talk about how he thought he was gonna have solo success He was actually recording an album at the same time Because he thought that he was gonna become a star like David Cassidy or something like that or the monkeys which they talk about a little bit and It turns out that the other people he was working with had different ideas

Not a lot of people know this before the Brady Bunch kids recorded any albums Barry Williams recorded or started on a Solo album and I had about seven or eight tracks recorded when there was a big change of direction brought by the studio really or in a network and they decided that if we all kind of like this episode that we would like to

Make it the Brady Bunch kids instead of Barry Williams And what's funny about this dynamic is that as Barry's talking about all of his dreams and hopes getting crushed Chris is sitting there, right? Am I getting their names right? I Christopher Knight is sitting there. He's going Peter. Yeah, Peter Thank you. I don't know what I don't know which one to go with Peter sitting there and going no really I didn't know that Yeah, we had a best of album we put out Oh, I didn't know we had a best of all my no idea And this guy had to go in the student record all these songs just like everyone else and meanwhile Greg's like I'm the star They're like bringing in fucking Cindy to say what what's this all about? So of course he doesn't know he's's not getting mad checked still from come on get happy.

You know what I mean? That's not coming in. And he didn't care. He actually talks about how they approached him after the Brady ones was over and did want to turn him into this singing sensation because as everyone in the discourse reminding me, Christopher Knight married a smoke show. Yeah. Very hot model. And they had that reality show on VH1 for a little bit. Yeah. Very hot for a little bit. Yes. And so it but you know, whatever. and he mentioned that, yeah is this thing that you coul

talking about the Monkeys and how the Monkeys were a manufactured band, but you know they were a knockoff on the Beatles, but not that different. But musically each of them could have recorded their own tracks and the studio would not let them. They brought in studio musicians, often done even with the Beatles by the way they had studio musicians come in and and and play it for the tracks because they're so exacting and time is money Hold on a second. He's claiming the Beatles didn't play on their own albums Do you know what footage there is of the Beatles recording their own music? They brought in student musicians

Yeah to play the string parts and the horn section the music. There's so much footage there is of the Beatles recording their own music. They brought in student musicians. Yeah, to play the string parts and the horn section, Billy Preston, but the Beatles played on their own albums. It's very well documented. It's very well known. Peter Jackson put out

four million hours of footage. Yeah, I've seen a lot of evidence. It's too much footage. Yeah. They would sit there recording and then sit in the room, engineering room, and listen back to it it Then go back and do another take there the anthology came out in the 90s with thousands of hours of outtakes of songs and shit And this guy's going there's so many videos of John and Paul just sitting in a corner mumbling stupid English shit And then looking at George ago now make a doll for it

And he has had to make it's hard for it So what's his agenda with this misinformation because he's trying to say that the Beatles and the Monkeys are all the same Any sense at all because he thinks the orders were the monkeys didn't have the same credibility as The Beatles now the bills not only played all the music they wrote all the songs too But the only thing that was different is that the monkeys had that TV show and that's what ruined their credibility they just never got the credibility and it was because maybe in that day it was impossible when you're when you were a manufactured band but today you you don't get that same kind of headwind when you're manufacturing a

boys band where the monkeys a boys band I mean not in the sense that we think of today, right? No, but they were created to be that thing that teenage girls would watch but they all were Magicians they all had musical talent as well. Except for davy jones. He was just a handsome little twink get through him in the middle But everyone else could actually play instruments and stuff. They became a band after so they did tour They did play the songs You know people wrote the songs for him recorded them for, and then they figured it out and they went on. They had a full album. Last Train to the Clarksville was actually a decent song. It's not just We're the Monkeys and shit. Correct. They did have good music, good pop hits back in

the day. But the fact that this guy's going out and going, you know, the Monkeys never got the cred that they deserve. They're actually really fucking awesome. And the reason, and they're going off of this crazy tangent with all this misinformation and then finally they're like alright let's get this back on track. Maybe we should tell the audience what we're talking why we're talking about this. Yeah why are we talking about this? It's because the premise of this episode, Jody Bravo, is he gets scouted they do this talent show for a TV show and then Greg gets scouted by a playboy playmate, a centerfold. She was playmate of the year in 1970.

This woman's name was Claudia Jennings. And to your point earlier, Pat, what we want to know is did you fuck her? Because she's a smoke shell. Yeah. Flat out, I was turned on and but To for me at that time. She was an older woman and I think she would have been like 23 Maybe 23 24 You were a player Did you did you was she intimidating? Yes. Oh, yeah. Why you did you make a move?

No, it's time. It's not a confess if you did. No, I didn't I you know No What a story mark, we can you pretend you said cuz we're trying to get a podcast No, but it's been documented by both him and the mom that he did fuck the mom they hooked up they needed So he's saying he didn't like older women he banged his TV mom That's a good point Florence Henderson. I believe is her name. Yeah, much much older than this Playboy centerfold it was 23 or 24 like David Spade kind of like what you're banging that yeah, right But according to Stutter John gives the best head. Oh god. That's right

Forgotten he got any but he watched someone else get a job They all had AIDS so here's an example of what the show is so there's nothing interesting being said so instead they just have to explain what happens in each scene we got our setup for the show and it's time to come back for act one where we start in the family room, Carol, Alice are there, but we just establish that they're there and everybody comes running in. And this is the Brady's version of Who's on First? This little singer, which they come in excitedly about, you know, and of course, mom knows

that they were at an audition, so she assumes that that is what they're excited about. But apparently they're excited about even something more than that and then Carol Carol She guesses. Okay, because they knew where we were Okay, you you got a spot on the Greg Barton show on the TV show. No, no It's even news is even more fantastic than that says I hate this fucking show So I just I wanted to bring that clip just to give you guys an example of what this show is. They, like all these podcasts do this,

where the two hosts watch the episode and then immediately sit down and go, yeah, so the first scene, this happens, and that person, you made that look, that was a pretty good look that you made, and you winked at the camera, and then Jan comes in, and Jan is a fucking really gross girl. She stinks like shit Everyone else can see on the show

Which is poor I don't need the people who acted on the show to tell me what happened in episode of the Brady Bunch It's not even fun to watch on TV Listen to our podcast. No, but they were talking like they were setting up a clip. They kept going in this scenes You're like, okay, here comes the scene. You're waiting for the senior. They're not gonna show a fucking scene at all. There's no scene There's never a scene. What's up with Greg? I know he's older. Is he holding dentures in what is that when he talks like this? Yeah, it's almost like when Peter did the pork chops and applesauce thing for back of the pork chops and applesauce I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, I'm like,

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And so the producer of their show is the one who asks them these questions and he has to start off the show. Well, hi everybody. It's Ed Mandy, executive producer of The Real Brady Bros. Yes, producing is a hard job. Oh, I'm working my fingers to the bone my fingernails need look at oh my god They're bleeding. Oh, this is bad. This is bad. I'm gonna have to cut back on my workload guys. I'm sorry

I'm doing way too much That fucking sucked. Yeah, we're off to a great start. I was like, oh who's the rails quick? Yeah, who's this guy? What's he doing? Why is he doing that? That's not good I just slipped my wrist. I don't know what's happening So these are the types of questions that we're going to get from people Hey, great. Craig is really on this stuff with these questions and we like a lot of these Was there anything actually printed in Greg's football playback very yes there was there were there were sketches believe is referring to a playbook and I can't imagine giving a fuck whether or not

their actual plays written in there not please no anyone should do this and it would be terrible if anyone out there watching found the Facebook group and put in questions about Robert Reed and his AIDS. That would be awful. If Q and A stands for queers and AIDS, if that's what it stands for, all the questions about that. You could be confused by that in 2024 for sure. So but you'd have to ask the question like you didn't you didn't ever swallow your dad's

load did you? You know because that would that could give you AIDS. Sure, right so but you'd have to ask the question like you didn't you never swallow your dad's load Did you you know cuz that would that could give you AIDS? So I hopefully you guys are spit if you swallow You can gargle you get away with gargling, but don't don't swallow I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter Well speaking of Mr. Brady, here's another dynamite question coming in and finally and this is important because hey We're now in a 24-hour news cycle, but back in the day. Where did we get our news? It was the paper The newspaper was the paper. What was the actual newspaper that Mike Brady would read? That's the question

What was the actual newspaper that a character that doesn't exist in real life was reading who cares? Yeah, it's that he's not really reading It's not really a person. He's giving it that Adam West delivery like it's super interesting. I know he's trying to make it interesting It's not what was that paper. Can you get you guys won't believe the answer? I was just a prop Stupid question it's almost like these people have to figure out like what question could I ask them at this point? Because they've been doing interviews about the Brady Bunch for five decades At this point because they've been doing interviews about the pretty bunch for five decades So what hasn't been asked so far that we would possibly care about do you think any outsider ever wrote in a question? That's a good point That's a good thing. No one found this pocket gets no views and listen. No one's finding this but they've been doing a long time

That's what that's the crazy part like they're committed to yeah That's what that's the crazy part like they're committed to yeah Something about it is impressing Danny bad a douchey He's like they're very successful. This is amazing. I gotta I gotta get on this So then this is the dumbest question ever and I don't know why they even give this a second thought I had a bonus question and this is something we might want to think about guys This could be something that our company Winfieldfield Productions, could get involved with. And maybe there'd be some interest in it. And the rest of the cast members with the bros and the rest of the cast, would I remember

ever considered doing a podcast sitcom in character? Radio? Like reinventing the radio play? Well, that's what podcasting is now. It's like old radio. No, it's not. No, it's actually not. I mean, there's some that do scripted, acted out stuff.

They're terrible. Well, yeah. We've been on that show. We are glad those exist, but. That's a terrible idea. You guys ever want to do a sitcom for podcasts? No. Who would listen to that?

No, it's offensive to both formats. Yeah. It's a really, really shitty idea. So they bat this around. They're like, oh, you mean like, would there be... Yeah, the guy goes, Christopher and I goes, would there be video? No. I think that's like, well, I guess there could be, but that would just be a sitcom, right? Right. So this is bad advice right here.

I think this question revolves around something that I've been thinking about. What do we do once this episodic thing is over? I'm thinking, why don't we invite Mike, who's asking this question, to write a script and send it to us and we'll look at it and see if we can make some out of it. That's a great idea. Mike, and don't use AI like the other lady did because who knows what that's going to come out of. You write it, babe. Hey Mike, if you're listening, don't write a script. That would be a waste of time. They're not going to do a sitcom podcast. Also, they can't even do this right. Don't write a script that would be a waste of time. They're not gonna do a Sitcom podcast. Yeah, also they can't even do this right wire. Don't do any work for them. They don't deserve it They don't deserve it That was an interesting insight right there where they go, you know

We were not episode because they're covering the last season now like we're absolutely what are we gonna do? Half of you I think it's funny that they're proving how little Listeners they have when they're like don't do it Well, you don't like the other lady Use a I like Carol did fucking Carol classic Carol Yeah, we had great questions from Craig and also Craig All right, this is the last clip I have I thought I'd done a joke Because let's not forget as much as we're goofing on Christopher Knight and Barry Williams

Barry Williams, especially is an entertainer. Mmm, Christopher Knight's been in entertainment his entire life These people know how to entertain an audience and we're gonna prove it right here. Okay, I'll leave you with this then What's green and dances green and dancing green and dances mm-hmm Fred asparagus this dude is fucking cool I the worst part about that was the guy laughing at it oh that was offensive I mean that's offensive on 12 levels it's so old that half the listeners won't know Fred Astaire even fucking is good point asparagus doesn't even sound like a stare It doesn't what's green?

It's not even clapper. I think away it reminds me So we do dynamic ads on our podcast people have noticed that when they listen to the show And I've been getting ads for Laffy Taffy lately I don't know why they're targeting me with Laffy Taffy, but it's this kid reading the joke on the Rapper and the dad going wow that is really funny And dances Mike Brady's dick after having AIDS With that let's check out our I'm going to go to bed. Good They're this political organization. They used to work with Settling John quite a bit.

They've abandoned them like everyone else has, but they're uber Democrats. And the reason why they started getting some power and money was because of Trump. Let's hate Trump the most. Ah, you hate Trump, we hate Trump way more than you could possibly hate Trump. So in this clip, we're gonna find out just how much

you can hate Donald Trump. I mean, this is in their mind, we're going to find out just how much you can hate Donald Trump. I mean, this is in their mind, legit news reporting. Returning to the court proceedings as well, Maggie Haberman reports that Donald Trump continued to fall asleep during the proceedings as well. And, you know, what I'm hearing from my sources as well is that, you know, and I'm hearing from credible sources who know what's going on in the courtroom. And what I'm hearing is that, take it for what it's worth, but that Donald Trump is actually farting in the courtroom and that it's very stinky around him. It's a putrid odor in the courtroom and that Trump's lawyers are like repulsed by the scent and the smell.

It's almost like they want to hate every possible thing there is to possibly hate. Maybe just report on the things you don't like about the guy and let the rumor about him farting slide because it kind of takes away your credibility when that's what you're reporting on. Oh no, he said there's credible sources. Oh that's true, he did say that. And scent and smell are the same thing, sir Yeah, but that means as a reporter you're paying attention to Trump's butt

And then you're writing notes on his butt and the butt sounds like me like that's kill yourself if that's what your job is Judge say to Trump though. Oh, I wasn't paying attention to that. I was just listening for his fire Oh, I thought there's gonna be a dad joke I was just listening for his part. Oh, I thought there was gonna be a dad joke And I'm not I'm not just saying that to be like, oh funny funny I'm actually you know, we have good sources there. Why are you saying that cuz why would that matter? Yeah, I'm changing my vote. I didn't realize farting in court And here I didn't smell like I don't think Biden is just letting gas out of his asshole.

Biden died four years ago. He smells like rot. Yes. It can't be good. All right, you know what? Since we're doing this Cringe of the Week segment, I want to ask you, Pat, how familiar you are with Crystal Lea.

I know that he's a pedophile and was a comedian. Okay, good answer. How about Brian Callan? Are you familiar with Brian? Yeah, I've met Brian Callan. He's a tough little guy. He thinks he's a tough guy. Okay, so these two are doing a show together.

It's actually Chris's show, congratulations. And it's a Patreon episode. This is the bonus show for the month of April. And what they've decided to do is put out a three-minute clip of it to get people excited and enticed to sign up for Crystal Lee as Patreon because you get content like this. Your skin matches your shirt. So wait, you don't want me to ask you a question? Your skin matches your shirt.

I'm monochromatic. It's very cool. It's cool to be monochromatic. This is not monochromatic. My shoes? Monochromatic? Everything's monochromatic. It's very cool. It's cool. This is not monochromatic. My shoes. This is that that's that is off that is a that is a if you painted walls this yellow the only thing I'm gonna give them credit for in this is that they don't laugh at each other's terrible jokes but if it's not funny then what are you doing mmm I mean I'm glad they're not fake laughing at it but it's this is

a ridiculous conversation. People would say that looks, the room looks dirty. No, I- The room looks like sun got in and compromised the paint. No, this is a good color, dude. What is that color? It's tan. Oh. Dude.

Jesus, tan with yellow in it. Bro, I'm 44. It's depressing. What, if you had a car and you showed up with that car? I just thought about that yesterday. Yes, dude, I just thought about that yesterday. Chris is the king of getting way too excited about something.

Yeah. He goes, oh, you want to talk about car colors? I was actually just thinking about that the other day. I got a lot on this. Find a car this color. Yes, dude, already thought about it. So what's up? What you got? You got a question for me about a car that I think of? I already thought about this car yesterday. I, dude, I was driving and I thought I'd love to have a car this color. So go ahead ask

your question. In between texting 17 year old girls and telling them they know they don't have permission to leave the house, I was thinking about getting a new car. There would be a tan Mustard so take that They he used to delete used to do this with what's his name the mullet guy Fuck that comic the Yvonne the Yvonne Yeah They would do the back and forth but see you could at least be funny when he did it correct and shit How he looks and he tried to go back and then when Delia got canceled, they threw Brendan and Retard Schaub in there and he couldn't do it either.

So now I think these two are trying to be what Theo was doing with them. It just doesn't work. Right, but they also have nothing else to do. That's the thing about these guys is they do zero prep. They put very little effort into their lives. They sit down and they go- Well it's hard to do stuff with ankle bracelets on.

You know what I mean? So like you gotta stay where you are. That's a good point. This is somehow worse than the Lifeline with his brother. Yes, because at least Lifeline, there's a point. Kind of, yeah. They're not just like, look at your shirt. Oh yeah, what about cars?

Yeah, that's right. But hold on, it gets worse. Okay, that's good. Remember, we're 55 seconds into the promo for us to get on the patreon All right, this is the best part of the show clip of the bonus. Yeah, okay. I already got in my rulled decks. That's how That's the difference between your brain and my brain. Yeah, I'm thinking about deeper thoughts and you're going I want to come on I want a car that matches my shirt. No, I didn't think I want to match my shirt

You know what I did why we're set it. No, I didn't dude. I was driving along the fucking freeway I saw another car that was almost this color and I go a little darker probably and then All right, I lied they do laugh a Little darker. That's pretty good joke. But what? Oh, I think they're laughing at how stupid this is. I'd like it I should maybe think about that for the future car. And then I forgot about it. Okay, I forgot about it for all day. Yeah, I woke up today. Yeah, and I go let's wear that shirt. Dude That is I am so at peace with shit like that, bro

You can think about all this shit you want to think about. Yeah. I think of those things. Yeah. And dude. Okay, so now I'm starting to understand why you put this out as a clip. Because one of the chances that Brian Kelly would bring up a car collar, and that's why he wore the shirt today. Isn't that incredible? Aren't you blown away by that?

Hmm. That's something you say before the show. Hey dude, your shirt looks like your car. It's like, that's crazy. Let's start now, right? Yeah. Sorry. We all warmed up everybody ready Dude I I am you are one of those guys that could actually sit on the beach and chill if I like the beach dude I am I am like the beach. I am I am I am like the beach. I am I am Maui I don't need to go I am Maui. Do you understand? No, I don't hey, dude. Hey. Hey. Hey. Yeah. Oh Why is Chris sitting like he's getting sucked off? He's Maui dude that because he's probably getting sucked up. Yeah, that's who

He's usually getting sucked up. He is 44. I thought he was older than me. Oh yeah. And he doesn't do drugs. He's never done drugs. He doesn't drink. He acts like he does. He does. He always looks like he's hungover. But he looks terrible. He's probably older. 44 he thinks sounds young to teenagers. Good point. He's going to lie about his age. That's what people say. You do sit like you're getting sucked up. He's Maui. Why is Chris in the Bon Jovi spread? He's Maui. That's what people say. You do sit like you're getting sucked up.

Why is Chris in the Bon Jovi spread? He's Maui. That's what they do. I would never say that. Why is there a family sitting on Chris D'Alea? He's Maui. They're just taking a relaxing break, dude. Is that white sand in his underpants?

Yeah, D'Alea's Maui. That's what they do, dude. Yeah. How many Mai Tais are on D'Alea right now Yeah! Delia's Maui! That's what they do, dude. Yeah. How many Mai Tais are on Delia right now? As many as are on Maui! It's a small island, but... You fascinate me. I bet you... Thank you.

If I threw you in the water, if I threw you in the water as an American man... Immediately Aquaman. And you sunk to the bottom because you don't know how to swim... The King of Atlantis. You never took the time to learn how to swim the king of Atlanta wouldn't surprise me How did I just watch that was the whole clip oh He's Maui. I don't understand any of that. You didn't get the whole areas Joe White sands of my underwear was that the Native American boys name?

Open stuff white sands my underwear was that the Native American boys name All right, so that's what crystal ea is up to and I'm sure we can find more exciting action from crystal ea as many shows I want that documentary fucks kids at a hotel. There's some exciting document dude the guy who made that is gonna be at hackamania Great doc I can't wait to meet that guy talk to him about it. I'm sure go to your room Follow me around the camera Wait isn't rate of veto going oh that documentary is gonna be awesome. He needs ray. Yeah Going from a comic who fucks way too many girls to a comic who's never fucked at it. Who's scared of it? The documentary, one in the pink blanket,

two in the stink blanket, there it is. There it is. Hey ho. So, all right, we just heard from a guy who never writes a joke. Chris D'Alia, for whatever reason, he doesn't care about writing jokes, he's not interested in writing jokes. So why don't we check out a guy who does write jokes?

You know, it's no different than you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building It's what I do Pat we talked about Tom Myers in the show together before No, I watched you talk about Tom And I guess I'm Facebook friends with Tom because he's commenting on some things, but I don't know much about Tom. Whoa, I didn't know that. I'm looking at you differently now. I didn't know that. I guess he follows me on Facebook and Instagram and he

goes, what's wrong with comment? And I didn't know like, why do I know this guy? And then I heard you shitting out. I'm like, holy shit, it's that guy. I think I respect you more now, sir. That's impressive All right, so Tom does these monologues for every podcast that he does and him and his other friends who are super duper Democrat, liberal Democrat people get together and try to make as many jokes about the fact that Donald Trump is racist as possible. So you're going to love this punchline because it's so unique. Even Tom surprised me with where he went with this one. A lot's

happening this week. Donald Trump's criminal trial started on Monday. He fell asleep during the first moments of the first day of the trial. I could see how that would happen. If he and people like him don't get enough racism, xenophobia, and demonization of women in a particular racism, xenophobia, and demonization of women in a particular form, they would find it boring enough to doze off as well. Okay, I lied. It's actually just the exact same joke that he always tells. He's like, you know, so Donald Trump did a thing, blah, blah, blah, blah. He's racist. It's every fucking punch line. Donald Trump, dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba, xenophobia. Okay. Good

on. Thanks. And Pat, this has to kill you for someone actually writes jokes. Well, yeah because it Yeah, there wasn't a punchline. It's a premise build up to a thing Okay Now give me an example of things that Trump does that if you had him like chasing chasing a black guy and then taking a nap Okay, or like doing other things afterwards, right? It's like telling telling poor you get off his lawn they're getting in a hammock because I can relax now there you go yeah that's called a joke Tom you know what's not a joke is this guy I don't like did this thing and I don't like it

with his racist not a joke yeah all right well I'm sitting there going tell me more about his racism he's like I'm good this guy guy sounds interesting. Making a fart joke. All right. Well, he don't do that. He's known for them. All right. So this is leading. He takes that joke and he bounces right to this one. To be fair, that's the exact reason why the number of incels who used to listen to the show has greatly decreased since the first episode. greatly decreased since the first episode. Tom calling anyone an incel is quite rich in my opinion. How the fuck does this guy get off saying that, yeah, you know what, the incels don't listen anymore because they're all dumb Republicans.

I wish, and obviously hindsight's 2020, blind Mike got to interview Tom Myers recently. I wish he would have asked him, Tom, describe a vagina. I'm going to read this one. This is from me. Hindsight's 2020. Blind Mike got to interview Tom Myers recently. I wish you would have asked him, Tom, describe a vagina. What does a boob feel like? You know, just questions like

that to see what he would say. Well, Carl, he didn't say incels. Don't listen. He said the listening of incels has decreased. So, he called his listeners still incels. There's some there that he just called that. That's true. Because he knows that some of his listeners cut up his show and then play clips of it on their show. Might be a reference to us. I don't know. When you do a census, it's like we used to have tons of incels. Yeah, right. Is he putting out surveys? Like how is he finding the sound? That's not a

demographic that YouTube gives you. I can tell you you YouTube will tell you the age range the gender where they live not how often they upset. Your mom filled this out. Alright so here we go with some Trump analogies try to make sense of this. It's gotten so bad Donald Trump is basically like an old blanket that your child hangs on to that will never get clean no matter how many times you wash it So you sneak it away when your child isn't looking and you just burn the fucking thing that was that's the first analogy How does that make any sense? Could are they burning? I mean, I know I know you want to murder trump

But what do you mean? It's a blanket that you have to sneak from your child and burn Does someone do that to you tom? All in your blankie, maybe that happened to tom. Yeah, because it sounds so specific to sneak from your child and burn. Did someone do that to you Tom? Oh. In your blankie? Maybe that happened to Tom. Yeah, because it sounds so specific. Yeah, which also means that one time they just stole the blanket and threw it out, he

found it in the garbage guy again and they had to torch the fucking blanket. That's right! Yeah, because there were specific steps involved in that. Yeah. That's my Jizz blanket. That was your Jizz blanket. It's going to come to life, I swear. My jizz blanket It's gonna come to life I swear

All right The thing that I want to point out here on this specific episode Jeff Heisen's not there he's usually the main co-host guy, but he's got these women on and The over-the-top laughter that you were gonna hear on these jokes Let me just play that punchline again and then listen to the laughter So you sneak it away when your child isn't looking and you just burn the fucking thing Donald Trump is the toy that keeps dying no matter how many fresh batteries you put into it You have to get rid of it and just rationalize to yourself He'll cry

for a little bit and forget about the damn thing in a week week and a half tops that's the most uncomfortable laughter ever and none of it makes sense none of those analogies make sense he's like a toy batteries don't work you'll get rid of it he's gonna cry about it and the one woman goes, she's just like, I guess we're laughing now. Yeah. He must have been standing there like, I don't hear laughing. Okay. All right. Well, this one is going to get thunderous laughter. All right. Robert F Kennedy Jr. announced that he won't run to be the Libertarian Party candidate for president. It says something when a fringe political party who is willing

to take anybody hears you don't want to run for president on their ticket and is relieved. What? It's not even a joke, Tom. Yeah, it's a statement. It's a statement. And they weren't really relieved. They didn't go, poof. Like there was nothing.

No, none of that happened. Now, Tom, I tell you, now give an example of somebody being relieved or saying they don't mean relieved though. Yes. That's what a joke is. That's how you're in a joke, Tom. You give the thing the crowd needs to know, here you go baby birds, and then you tell the joke

now that they have the knowledge. You know, it's, Jay Leno used to do this thing, I make fun of it all the time, but on the Tonight Show, I'd be like, hey, let's hear about this, it's a true story. Tom does that, but he just tells you the true story. Right. Okay, and then what?

Unbelievable. You see the movie Oppenheimer? Dumb. And he just moves on, just like, you see the movie Oppenheimer? Dumb. He needs moves on. I'm just like, okay. It's also, the premise doesn't make any sense because RFK Jr. is a lifelong Democrat, so it wouldn't make sense for him to be a Libertarian candidate.

Tom doesn't understand anything about politics outside of his tiny little world. He's so fucking stupid. Not only that, he's polarizing. He would draw more eyes to the the libertarians if he did go there They would be not relieved if he said fuck you you're not good enough for me. That's not how they felt Yeah, I write correct all right, so I'm happy to report to you this next joke actually has an example This is exact. He's already taking your advice Pat. This is amazing It's just the lowest hanging fruit possible.

A staffer for Kennedy's New York campaign office was fired. Apparently she misidentified herself as the state's campaign chair when she wasn't. Robert F. Kennedy Jr. firing someone for cause and misrepresentation just doesn't make sense. It's a bit like Harvey Weinstein firing someone for sexual assault. We almost did it, Tom. We almost did it. You need one more line. It's almost like sexual assault. Punchline. That would have been sweet. Good friend, this nice girl. No, you're not getting it. No, Pat, he's in jail right now for assaulting people sexually. Yeah, maybe he's talking about that.

No, there's a premise right there. He's so fucking stupid. Not everyone knows Weinstein's fuck game. He's so fucking stupid. He thinks that that's a joke. You're just like, that would be like OJ Simpson signing my knife. You're like, what?

What are you talking about? Oh, OJ is coming up in just a second. All right. Speaking of OJ, this joke makes zero sense to me. If you guys can explain it, I'm all ears. And of course you knew I had- And another big laugh. So wait for the laughter here. And of course you knew I had to cover this particular story in this opening monologue. And of course you knew I had to cover this particular story in this opening monologue OJ Simpson died say what you will about OJ and his reputation But he is gonna get one hell of a police escort for his funeral It's almost like there was a bunch of memes like that

Like a thousand memes. Yeah. That said the same thing. But at least they had a picture of the Bronco so you got the joke. Right. So that made it made a lot more sense. There's also the thing where it's like, fortunately, now Nicole's real killer is dead or something like that or and I've seen 1000 people people make that joke Brad Williams Did that joke he tweeted it out and then he's on a stage. It's just like and everyone's stealing my joke Okay, I got one joke out quick. I did see those people steal it I'm sure other people thought when everyone's every comics trying to think of a thing that happens

Yeah, it's gonna be a lot of the same thought. We're all focusing on the same thing I just said I can't wait for the book to come out if I did it by cancer. And I got a bunch of shit on TikTok. That's pretty good. That's good. That's pretty good. But I did it at 9 a.m. too, so I got it in early. So I had proof and I'm sure other people wouldn't think thinking of it. Yeah. I texted Karl my submission as soon as possible. As soon as I got the news I was like, oh I gotta hurry up. Well, if you were our friend stuttering John Melendez, you would take a screen grab of that joke with the timestamp and then respond to everyone else

who had a similar joke with your joke. Go ahead and put it back. Heck. Heck. That's the move. Apparently I'm holding the New York Times with the date on it right here at the same time. I made up 9-11 first. All right. I'm going to go to the same time with the date on it right

here at the same time. I made up 9 11 first. Alright, so now we're going to go to a Hertz Renacar joke. I don't think Tom Myers was alive when OJ was I wasn't okay. Yeah. OJ was the spokesperson for Hertz Renacar but get ready for this one. Another big laugh too. I hope his caretakers were fans of his old Hertz rental car commercials.

And in his last moments they all shouted, go OJ, go. Enough and on that note, I'm on with the show. So I actually went back and went on YouTube and did some research. Was Go OJ Go the tagline for Hertz? Because it wouldn't be a good tagline for a company to remember Hertz, right? I couldn't find a single example of anyone saying

Go OJ Go in a Hertz rental car commercial. Now maybe I didn't find it. Do you remember what those commercials? I remember a commercial where OJ for Hertz was running through the air holding his thing, hurdling shit. Maybe someone in the background yelled go OJ, maybe, but it was more about him weaving and getting there in time, like doing all his football moves. Yeah, no, I didn't say that. If you wanted to make that up, Tom, and I hate to help you, you would say, I, for those who don't remember OJ before he killed his wife, used to help out her credit card

He had a commercial they'll go Jay go now the only people yell under that are the ones at his funeral procession But I'm bum see you later. We're right. There you go. Cuz again Jay. Why don't always says did you see this in the news? This is what happened. So now we're all on the same page. We're all with you. Okay now now What's the joke to go along with that? But this whole Chris Rock thing I'm gonna yell black people and then we'll talk about black people then I'm gonna remind you I'm saying black people that you say black people you remind morons of what you're talking about The other thing about that cuz I was watching those commercials if someone in the background is yelling go OJ go There's a voiceover guy talking about how convenient it is to get a Hertz rental car because that's what they're advertising It's not an every time for OJ Simpson's running ability

Traded to the 49ers. He's just like if you watch this commercial, I'm very fast. It's real All right, so now we just heard the end of the monologue. That's all the pre-written jokes. So now I want to see, how does he do when he's thinking on his feet? Oh, how does he riff? Yeah, he's having a conversation with his dumb co-host. Freeform. I'm sure he's great.

Oh yeah, this is fantastic. So how's everyone doing this week? Pretty good. I mean, I think I'm of the gen I'm probably the only one of the generation here. I still say We're gonna OJ through it's something like if we're running we OJ through the airport or whatever and I don't I have to catch myself Because it's just how we were that's how Gen X errs do we OJ through things because we're running and That's just we remember those commercials.

I mean, us millennials have that curse where we used to say, you know, we just, you know, we, we have, it was where we have a great time, you know, we're doing everything. We're just, we're just Pee-wee Hermione everything. And which, which just means now we have to stay out of theaters, you know, maybe Lauren Boberg and I are in the same age bracket

So that's how Was stupid it made Chris D'Alia sound like the smartest guy in the world so She says that we used to say we OJ through things like I'm a group of bills fan. We're in Western New York I've never heard anyone say that never heard it I don't know people say they're gonna kool-aid man the way through something sure it busts through a wall That's something that stays with you. Oh, Jay killing his wife is way more popular than other things Yeah, I've also heard people say I'm gonna OJ my ex-wife. I've heard that expression many times I think sense to me, but OJ meaning run fast through something, not so much. And Tom's comedic

instinct just like funny celebrity funny celebrity funny celebrity. Pee Wee Herman. Theater. Laura Boebert. Good stuff, Tom. Get one in over here. And also trying to make it more relevant by going Pee Wee Herman. Right. Yeah, I know. That doesn't help either. Also very old story. Yes. All right, one more clip on here. There is he's back to his scripted stuff now because he does that quick interaction and then he's back to all right and then But blah blah, but there's a weird editing here I think Tom fucked up and went back and cleaned it up most of the American people disagree with Republicans the panel right now is looking at my shocked face and you the listener And you the listener are listening to my sarcasm voice. The irony is that the Dobbs case came from Mississippi

and now Arizona's abortion laws were written into law in 1864. Basically, the Civil War was there to remind us. So I don't think he knew the date laws were written in the law in 1864 They were written into line So anyway, I just thought that was because he does that a lot he goes back and cleans up and it's funny because There's so much more I would clean up. Oh, I know I would put it laugh track punchline Yeah, I would add a. Oh, I know. I would put in laugh tracks, punch lines. Yeah, punch lines. Yeah.

I would add a lot of things to that show, but. If it's gonna be that bad, don't edit at all. Right. At least say, hey, we were just going live on the thing. It could have been more thing, but we're trying to be in the moment and go that way. Like, if you edit it, I want to hear it professionally done,

and you would just take out the whole show. What show were we just reviewing recently? Oh, it was pure genuine so Chris and I were reviewing this podcaster who can't get a thought in her head and then spit it out of her mouth and It's edited but she leaves it all the yes. Yes, you guys I'm like why not edit that part out? What do you don't edit it all if you're gonna be this bad when you added it makes me think that you're bad at editing Well, that's what makes it fascinating. It's what makes it fascinating. Yeah, she's got cue cards. It says

All right, I I have to address something that happened this week week. Stunnering John Melendez had an interesting back and forth on Twitter with a comic who's actually doing a show with my buddy, Vinny Paulino, tonight. So I wanna get into that, but first, real quick, Steven Reynolds sent in a couple of parody songs. I'm gonna play one for you right now. Remember that John was accused of shitting up some bedsheets in a hotel room with the girl that he liked.

And so, nothing else matters as a Metallica Saga. And this is the parody. What'd you expect from a drunk retard? Why couldn't it be a fart? On bedsheets he'll splatter Never opened my ass that away He's making art the jackson pollock way it's not turds no it's just spray on bed she till splatter while he sleeps he also poos Out his ass brown and red will ooze

If he's gay then he won't need to lose On bedsheets he'll splatter Never spent so much boo Never fed so full my Noah That's gross Stephen Killing it! I've been sending in a lot of parody songs lately, I appreciate that. Dude, that's pretty good though.

That's a fun one, yeah. The wording was pretty good. Right when you get that premise you're just like nothing else matters bedsheets all splatter and then you just write around that. That's brilliant. Yeah, it's all but it's it is harder with a song but when it's a slow one you feel embarrassed going slow. It's fast. You don't mind it as much. That's true. You can just rapid-fire jokes and some myths whatever. We're all waiting for him to sing retard and we knew he was gonna sing retard Then he goes Rita Satisfying no, I have great job. I appreciated that one. So he did a mega death one that will play later

He's like I can't send in Metallica without balancing it out nice with some mega death. So that's a little tease All right. What happened this week with my buddy centering John Malendez is he was going back and forth to Chad Zumach on Twitter and they were talking about promoting Chad's show that he's doing, the Boca Black Box this weekend, and another comedian got involved in this and John was none too happy about it. Whoa. Now maybe I'm being a little thin skinned here. Maybe a little thin skinned. Yeah.

But I'll tell you, I tweet out like Chad and I start, you know, Chad says, I just got my check from, I don't know, some fucking thing. And, and so if you come out to the book the black box beers on me so I said don't worry Chad it won't be that expensive only be five people there I was just taking a fucking jokey shot okay the reason why I played that first just to remind everyone that when John makes a joke about you being a loser and pathetic it's funny because it's a joke. When anyone else does, it's insulting. Okay? It's trashing.

It's not comedy. Alright, because John... It's also fun to trash when Chad finally does something nice for people. He says, oh, buy me a beer. And he goes, fuck you. Right, yes. But I love the idea that John sets this whole thing up by saying, I started busting balls immediately.

You're like, okay, well then you should probably be ready for other people to jump in and start busting balls. But anyway, not really. I was just taking the fuck. I was just goofing with Chad. So then Rich Vos goes, what's going on now? I thought you guys were enemies. Cause I said, you know, Chad, come on a show. He goes, I thought you guys were enemies. And he goes out, you know, it's hard to keep up with you middlers. And he goes out, you know, it's hard to keep up with you middlers. I'm like middlers. So I have, I have the exchange right here on the screen. He actually says, I can't keep up with middle drama.

I've had John's response to this of course is I headline improvs and laugh factories. He's he spells laugh factories with an apostrophe S at the end end he's an idiot, but this is an insane reaction to that you fucking animal rich Middlers I headline everywhere when Middler I'll give you a fucking middler I know right tough guy. Yeah, if you win this, but I'll give you a bit of bet middle or that laughing I'm just kidding

But no, he's really pissed off at Rich boss even in that tweet. He didn't mention this He yelled hack at rich to which rich boss as many things a hack is not one of them So very long know each other. Yes, they do in fact John goes through his Rolodex of spite and he finds reasons to trash Rich Voss because remember Rich Voss says, oh, you guys are getting along again? I don't follow the middle drama. Good joke. Yeah. I mean both of these guys are, they're not headliners at this point, but okay, whatever. It's neither here nor there. It's just a joke.

But Voss's whole joke forever. him and Bobby Kelly call everyone, they call Martin Norman a middle now when he's doing theater. They just do that. It's a big running joke. It's actually Voss was kind of like embracing him by saying that, oh, middle drama, which we, they should have said, Oh wow, Voss is paying attention to the two of us. Voss is bigger than us and he cares what we're doing. Embrace that. I'm sure Chad took it better than John dead I'm sure he did and Chad is no such a humor. So that tells you a lot right there

I think I asked for us if you can open for like right away. Yes I'm a middle. Can I open for you? Yeah, but I was talking to surely about this yesterday and surely goes yeah boss Notoriously when he meets someone that he's doing a show with in the green room He'll go. Are you a comic they gotta say yes. I am. He says can you get me a coffee? So that's like how boss like treats people. That's his stick. That's his thing. That's what he does John should know that Chad's a fucking moron

John got him a coffee Check this out. So now John's gonna explain that rich boss is the worst person in the world. I Had a 9 11 charity show in one of the trump casinos in atlantic city was me and moty i believe florentine and we asked rich voss to come and be on that bill And beyond that bill. And the night or two nights before, the charity gig for 9 fucking 11, Rich Voss canceled. You know? Canceled on a 9-11 charity fundraiser.

And you know what his excuse was? Oh, I got a better gig. A better gig. I don't know about you folks, but I lost people in 9-11. And I know a lot of people that did. And to fucking cancel because you got a better gig? Fuck off, boss. fuck off boss 9-eleven was bad he's trying to somehow connect that rich boss is responsible for victims of 9-eleven it's what he just tried to weave right there the guy when 9-eleven was actually happening yeah who turned to Stern and said hey did you see catwoman or whatever the fuck? I was yeah, right. They're talking about movies and it's a reason why right he cares

Well, it also in the Jonathan with the comedy part the John said the show was Florentine him and somebody else Yeah, Mody asked boss to be on the show right which means this show was already booked with three people who were scheduled to be there That's who you're going to see. A special guest was added, which means that anytime that can change. Vos wasn't, people weren't going for Vos. Right. Just weird that their special guest having to be, I'm not shitting on quarantine, but Vos is better than all of them. And your special guest is the best comic on the show. Of course you gotta find something else. John, you obviously weren't paying him any money or he would have stayed on that fucking show. Well, you're right about that pack is the first thing I thought was so did the charity event make less money because Vaughn

If he canceled a day or two before the show everyone already had their tickets They're not just like well I want a full refund then for this charity event for 9-eleven and this is like the same week as 9-eleven, you know So they're like immediately going out After the money back on those you can't be like, I mean, I know it was 9-eleven But I was here for boss Happening so side they made less money. Also, there's no way the $1,200 They raised at that show did squat to help anyone who died in 9-eleven. It didn't

What did I know what it didn't do? It didn't help find the people John lost at night They're like, all right, I'm gonna keep looking through this rubble, but if you don't pay me 1200 bucks I gotta tap out around 6 p.m. Johnson. I got two texts from people who told me they died in 9 11 Well, it's like Bobo from the Howard Stern show He's like my brother died in 9 11 then they found out his brother live in California. He died on 912 Well you can't say that fuck out she's But isn't it amazing though that John says oh well he canceled on a gig once and People died at 9-eleven so now we're supposed to feel about rich boss like he was the one who was directing them

Oh, yeah, let's hit that tower first Turn this way turn this way. Yeah, so I don't think it's what happened But he did that in retaliation for boss going. I don't know your middle drama Which is a nicer joke than John's hey Chad you're gonna have five fucking people at your show. Haha You're right. It's actually less mean somehow Yeah, he still called him a comic fucking Yes What he's saying the chat is you can't draw five fucking people and you're up to buy them beers to make them go And like you said patty

Here's a real comic paying attention to what these two losers are doing They should be grateful very really the fact that he even knows those two were friends and Right aren't supposed to be in the canon of the whole world that boss is doesn't give a fuck about but it has to pay Attention to right because it's all there all it's in his newsfeed. Yeah, he didn't have the comment shit. No so the other thing that this taught me is how much John hates being called a middle act or a middler. And so as we were talking about before with these song parodies, when you're thinking about like there's that Jimmy Eat World song called The Middle, there's a few ones out there that we can probably think of that we can come up with some songs because don't

call John a middle act or a middler. He does not like that. He's a head loiner and he will not accept anything else. He gets very upset. And he goes on to continue to talk about how horrible Rich Voss is. And you know what? Calm as a bitch, because you know,

once Howard and I, yeah, Howard, me, Susanna, Howard, Beth, took the limo with Ronnie driving over to the Comedy Cell. He's unbelievable, isn't he? Howard Beth, Howard Suzanne, Howard, me, Howard. He really does think that we're all so jealous. I can't imagine hanging out with Howard Stern. It's a drip. It would suck. In fact, in the story that he's gonna tell us, it seems like Howard's not fun to hang out with. He Susanna Howard Beth took the limo with Ronnie driving over the comedy cellar and we were going to see somebody.

Fuck I forget who Craig gas. And if the Craig was done. We started something out of there and Mitch Voss is on the stage like you could me this could be my big break and you guys are fucking leaving? But you know what, Rich, maybe the universe is watching.

And they said, you know, fuck this guy. He's gonna end up shafting 9-11 people. So now in John's brain, this is karma. They rudely get up before the show's over, because I've been to these shows at the Comedy Cellar. It's like five, six comics, little showcase thing. And everyone gets seated, you watch the show, and then you get up and leave at the end of the show, and then they shuffle another group of people in to watch another show.

These guys get up during Rich Boss because they just wanted to see, I'm sure Howard's just like, all right, let's get the fuck out of here. It's getting late. It's probably a seven o'clock show and Then John says because of their shitty behavior John says that was probably karma for what you're gonna do years from now I got here the end of that again Cuz the way he describes listen to what he says that rich boss dropping off a charity show a day or two before the show Listen to us a big break. You guys are fucking leaving. Oh also, by the way, that's rich being funny Rich wasn't actually like come back

No, I didn't he's going. Oh now Howard's leaving great, you know, it's what you do But you know what rich maybe maybe the universe is watching and they said, uh, you know, fuck this guy He's gonna end up shafting 9-eleven people shafting 9-eleven people of shafting 9-11 people. Shafting 9-11 people. It's incredible. How does he come up with this shit? If you know Voss at all, Voss shits on everyone, but Voss shits on himself more than anybody.

Right. He would make that joke saying, like, my big break is the joke. You know? Yes. Correct. He's not even understanding that. He didn't really want to be discovered by Susanner and you. I would, if I was John, I would

still bring up that I was on the show, but I wouldn't bring up stories about Howard because they're not friends anymore either. No, they're not. It's nothing to do with them. Correct. I noticed Howard was missing from the list of friends also. He was missing from the list and John, not that long ago, was talking about, it's another thing I wouldn't do on the internet, how he reached out to Beth was talking about, it's another thing I wouldn't do on the internet, how he reached out to Beth and never got a response. So the only thing that was keeping them friends was Susanna and Beth's relationship and now Susanna wants nothing to do with John too. Maybe that's karma, John. Maybe that's what karma is. Maybe the fact that you're sitting in a 500 square foot apartment in the valley and Vince the lawyer is fucking with you by sending you deliveries throughout your show,

maybe that's this karma thing that you're referring to so this is the best This is the payoff of all of this so John comes on and he says fuck him He did this horrible thing he caused 9-eleven then he laughed about it And then he was making 9-eleven jokes before it was appropriate even before Gilbert Godfrey dead He was already telling Gilbert 9-eleven jokes. You know he's got all this shit and then he looks back at his Twitter So I'll show you something here fucking boss Oh now he's apologized it was a joke loosen the fuck up. All right. All right

So now John is typing we're watching him on his show So now John is typing we're watching him on his show because he wrote new show today at rich boss is a douche So he's calling his shot. He's gonna call out rich boss on the show So which says it was a joke loose of the fuck up and generates lol damn just saw this Fucking idiot. Just saw this. This is too funny. Rich was just fucking said dude up. It was a joke Like not but I'm just fucking trashed him He's embarrassed That's embarrassed John right there. It's like isn't this funny. No, it's embarrassing and You probably should not have such a thin skin out in public

You could be hurt by that and keep it to yourself But don't post about on the internet and then go on video and cry about it Yeah Especially when you are the subject of like every other show in this universe Where they shit on every word you say and it's gonna get played four thousand more times You think you'd be more careful about things like that So I decided to check in with my buddy Dr. Todd Grande to see what he thinks about that type of behavior. You know, because it just seems

like he escalated things very quickly with that silly little insolent... He went to 9-11. You committed some small violation against me many years ago. I am capable of holding a grudge for a long time and it's your fault for not knowing my nature So this is amazing because as I was telling Vinny about this whole thing yesterday he was over here doing a creep off bonus show and He was the one who referenced like John's got a whole Rolodex of if someone says it's something about him He can go back to 93 or 2007 or find something you did that will prove that you're the bad guy. And it's like, this has nothing to do with anything.

John, what are you talking about? And a separate Rolodex of compliments that he remembers. Oh, of course. Yes. The compliment Rolodex is also pretty thick. Well, I had a weird moment not with him, but like the last time I was on your guys show about a week or so later, cause we were making jokes and people like the jokes I say on your show about John. That's what this show is about and I have fun doing that Some people like the fact that I break him down mentally Figure out why he was saying shit to a woman at a bar and they quote that whatever I guess John found out I had a friend message me and go dude put on to keys channel right now

So I put on to key and to's watching John watch clips of me do comedy and John's going, did I got funny? Look at this thing right here. I remember that. Yes. I remember you got on his radar. So people that they don't know the world, a puppet watch the retard, watch me. That's what happened. Oh, but no one was watching, right? No, thousands of people were watching it. A puppet watch a retard, watch me. It's nuts. And watch the clip of that I sent to comedy clubs to get booked and going, this isn't funny. And Tookie goes, no offense to Pat Oates, this is boring. The jokes are fine.

This isn't good. And he just went on, switch the subject. Stop watching John. Well, John's really bad at this. So ever since he's come back to the dabble verse, he's been retaliating by trying to do what we do and he can't do it. He can't find out what's funny about it. He tries to do these impressions of everyone. They're terrible. They make him look bad. Very bad. So he's got this guy. So in John's mind, the way to get back at everyone is to dig up dirt on them. And he wants to, rather than have funny jokes or come up with something interesting, he wants to find out if you have a criminal history or past

or maybe messy things in your divorce. So he's got a PI, Dustin, who's working on all of this. Now, Dustin is actually, he's revealed not his real name. This is how sly John is at doing all of this. He's very good at it. And this is just a fun thing that John says. But it be turning. You should see the amount of intel.

I haven't even fucking nipped the surface. Nick the surface, whatever. It's neither of those names. It's not nip or nick, scratch. Scratch the surface is the phrase, John. So stupid. He knew he was wrong, but he didn't know how he was wrong? That's what I like.

That's my favorite kind. He's like, that's inside, right? If we can ever connect with John again, a game show of fill in the blank. Oh, maybe we could do that at the Dabbys. All right. The Dabby Awards, we could maybe have a little game show, try to figure out how John butchers the phrase that he's about to say.

John Madlibs. Yes. Just putting the guest of things there. Alright, so John is now bragging about his pensions. This so Pat, I think you know this. John, you know, after the pandemic started substitute teaching Yes, and he claims that he did that a to give back to the community But B because all of his gigs got canceled and so he had all this money

He was gonna make that he couldn't make so he had to find a new way to supplement his income So I'm back to substitute teaching and then he claims that We all got him fired or whatever. So listen to this bullshit. Who is the real loser here? Who is it's funny. I even just called the school district said, you know, when do I get my pension? Because I'm trying to figure it out. You know, even though I'm fucking canned, I still put in time that, you know, so and I just and they told me the amount I'm getting like fucking egg. His lying has gotten so weird So there's a couple things that are going on here. First off. He was a substitute teacher

Is he getting a pension for substitute teaching for 18 months? I'm not even sure how long he was substitute teaching and what could that number possibly be? Well, we've looked up people have found because it's transparent from California the amount of money that teachers make right and John made nine thousand dollars one year 6,000 one year it's like what kind of pension are we talking about? But the fact that he's acting like it's another W. It's six-figure pension He's gonna be getting he'll be living off of forever. It's insane. Like no one's as stupid as you, John. No one thinks that. Did he also get fired in 1976? Why would

you call someone and go, what money am I making here? And they go, here's the numbers. That's not how that works. You go online, they show you the privacy thing. The secretary or nurse or answer the phone is not going to tell you what you made. That's if you're like, I got fucking 10. They're like, who are you? Oh, the retards from Howard Stern. You get nothing. That's a great point. Imagine you're, you call the school district to find out how much you're going to get for your pension. Like, why would the fuck would we know we're running a school, John? That's not what we manage at all over here. The school district doesn't have like one phone number. There's the

right. It's that you go to and call. He's insane. Hello, John's pension department. Yeah, one 800 pension. John's pension department. Is this John? Oh, we're waiting for you to call. I got this pulled up right over here for you. It's

him. It's him. Yeah, **** Carl. you're right You know the kids still yell boom in the classroom you can still be heard John you want to teach middle school? Tom Myers, I just told a joke anyway All right, I have to play this clip because everyone's fucking with John now about his guitar playing, which I love because he deserves it. He brags about what a great guitarist he is. He's not a very good guitarist at all.

We're watching him watch himself and he thinks what he's doing sounds amazing. It doesn't. It's not good. It's the grunge era. You know, it'd be one thing if John goes, yeah, I mean, that's what people were doing on albums back then. Like, oh yeah, okay, I can see that to some degree. But instead, no, he's just like, no, I'm an amazing guitarist and way better than Carl could ever be. No, wait, what? So this is kind of funny because remember when it started off, he goes, listen to my debut album on Atlantic Records. I play every single lead. And that's already changed.

That has changed. He be kikey burger. Carl revealed you no play leads on albums. Oh, really? I know I played on. I played almost every lead on my album. I played every rhythm. You know, I played everything. Well, hold on a second. Which is it? So it started with, of course, I played everything. Well hold on a second. Which is it? So it started with, of course he played everything,

and then he's like, almost everything, but your story's already changing, so you know, if I was a detective, we'd keep asking you questions to see how much the story's gonna change. But also he said last time, he was trying to figure out if Bill Titus had played leads or not. Bill Titus was his other rhythm guitarist.

And now he's saying he played all the rhythm parts too. Right. Where they're like, John listen come here Bill's just not cutting it. I mean can you play his parts because he's just, we can't with this guy he's just not pulling it off. Well someone in YouTube commented they just replaced him and didn't tell him. Yes I think because let me bring Cardiff in because Cardiff knows a little thing about music I was talking to him yesterday on point dabble point whenever he comes back to his microphone We were talking about the fact that he a bass player on the album. There's two bass players listed There's the original guy from his band, but he wasn't good enough

So Atlantic Records brought in a session guy who also played with Bon Jovi later became Bon Jovi's main bass player So if Atlantic Records is willing to bring in a guy to play Bass face correctly. Yeah, I would imagine lead guitar be even more important. You can hear it more, right? Hey Cardiff, I played with Bon Jovi and John blow me both Are you saying stuttering John was the Ringo star of the Stuttering John band? I think so, yes.

More of the Pete best. I think that's what I'm saying. I'm Pete Worst. So I'll be going through John's album. I'm sure he does play some guitar on it, because the guitar playing is terrible. So I wouldn't be shocked if some of that is Stuttering John. But we'll get to the bottom. And he's given you at least two songs that you can compare. terrible. I wouldn't be shocked if there's some of that is Stuttering John, but well,

and he's given you at least two songs that you can compare you can use as your as your test base, which one's the two songs? King? Well, King, go ahead. Yeah. That's that again, you can compare the guitar stylings, I think because you know, King was him. Okay, compare it to some of the other ones that and King is off of his sugar tits album It's not stuttering Jack because I was trying to find stuttering John King. It's a different band name right right so we got to find that I'm sorry Carl, but did you think ten years ago? You would know all the words of stuttering John's guitar?

Trivial knowledge I have about stuttering John at this point is terrifying. So is Sugar Tits considered his second full length? No, he had a second Stuttering John album. Oh, okay. And then Sugar Tits was the 2000s. Now Sugar Tits is the album that he did the Joe Walsh song and he recently played that on his show. It's the worst song.

It's... And it was really funny because I'm watching him listen to it and everyone in the chat is just like, this is not good, John, this is bad. Because it's trying to be a joke song and it was really funny cuz I'm watching him listen to it and everyone in the chest It's like this is not good job This is bad because it's trying to be a joke song and it's not funny to call it a throwaway is an insult to throwaway So correct. Yeah, it's all over the place and so that John's reading the chat and he goes Well, the song title was actually Joe Walsh's idea. He's immediately just like throw Joe Walsh under the bus Why didn't write that lyric? I didn't write that he wrote the second verse Very funny. Which pots did you like? I wrote those pots. Right. The cool pots. The ones that are good.

Alright. I put together, I added this together for us a little bit. Because John's watching Uncle Rico. And he's watching it from Shooey's Anonymous or one of these subreddits. So the clip has already been clipped for him so that he can sit there and watch it. Now this clip might have been edited. I don't know. But he's watching some dead air happen. Shulie looks like he's reading the chat or something and no one else is talking. And so John calls them out for this and rightfully so. But then watch what happens at John's show. 12 seconds of silence. Look at this. Are they mourning the death of Dicky Betts? I mean look at this. How filthy you think his toilet is truthfully?

That's their show? That's their fucking show? Are you fucking with me? Are you seriously? Are you fucking with me? That's your show? A few moments later, and now john is staring at his phone. He's got that weird claw hand that he can't control anymore. Up in the frame. He's still on this. I'm just playing this is not frozen. This is him. This is a show. He's on this. I'm just playing. This is not frozen. This is him. This is a show He's just staring and crawling

The hand is just crawling up slowly We're gonna see pinky in a second Michael p I mean this is insane. It's almost hypocritical when he talks about other people's shows, when he does the exact same thing, but much worse. Much, much worse. The Levi's line was funny. Yes.

Like, it was silence, and then that was the funniest thing to say out of the ceiling, it's toilet story. That was funny. He's like, you think this like you think that was the best thing they've done Watch a lot of uncle Rico. I don't see a lot of dead air So if that if they did have a few seconds, whatever, it's also informative right out of it with a good sharp And then just a couple of minutes after that now this one I had to speed up because I can't have this much dead I'm I shop but this is after John called them out. Fucking so hard to get out of this fucking.

That's why I'm glad I'm rid of Vince the Lawyer. And I know Vince the Lawyer is fucking, he's, you know, he is upset. Can I translate? All right, now we're at 5X speed. Yeah, go ahead. He's saying, Vince, send me beer. Yes, you're right. He's like, I hate's saying Vince send me beer. Yes, you're right

He's like I hate it when Vince sends me beer really messes with me. So glad he's not doing that anymore This is still 5x speed that we're watching this and I haven't touched it. This is his show. He's left He's not even in frame. He's walked away So two minutes just went by and now he's finally sitting back down. Sorry, I gotta get into the cockpit here. I gotta fly this plane home. Yeah. Fucking hell.

My pants are always falling down. Could you imagine hearing that while you're sitting in first class as the pilot's walking past? Oh boy. This is not good. Try my luck with a parachute, sir. Yeah, right. We don't have any parachutes. That's fine. Does he do coke? I don't know. He did in Atlanta City, it seemed like. This is not good. Try my luck with a parachute, sir. Yeah, right

I don't know he did That wasn't a beer that was I walk when come back off cockpit and like he's kind of just like different Interested energy was kind of like a walk away. I got a refresh for a minute pats got some good observations Let's watch that again now We saw him get up off his couch was very difficult for him. And one of the reasons for that is that his couch is so low to the ground it doesn't have like feet on it or something.

So it's just pillows. Yeah, it's like a futon with some pillows out of there or something. But yeah, let's watch for that behavior here as he comes back. Ah, fuckin' hell. Hey, Welby. Sorry, I gotta get into the cockpit here.

I gotta fly this plane home. Yeah. Fuckin' hell. A lot of the lips and shit. Yeah. And also, I don't know how much you watch of John, but he's very snotty all the time. He's constantly blowing his nose and wiping his nose and shit's coming out of his face. Oh, actual boogers. I thought you mentioned like disposition

So that would also lead me to believe that there could be something going up the nose it's irritating. Yes potentially So this is a fun clip right here because John's talking about Ray DeVito Had on supposedly the guy who attacked Stevie Loo in New York with the nunchucks. So Ray DeVito had him on his show and interviewed him. And so John now has Quadfather on his show and he's explaining that Ray's a bad interviewer but he picked a bad time to explain that because his brain breaks. But I'll also say that that was a reminder for me to

pull because I'm going to I'm going to pull up good. Vince Deloitte. I'm now going to let me get them because I go off on tangents but raise a horrible interviewer quite. I mean he is just awful. I mean, I will agree with Kevin there. Ray does not know how to talk and interview people. He's an idiot, you know?

He doesn't like, he doesn't do any research. It's like he's brain dead from the shoulder up. What say you? No, yeah. He said that to a quadriplegic? Yes, how fun is that, huh? The part of his body that doesn't work is the opposite of yours. Yes. into a quadriplegic. How fun is that? Part of his body that doesn't work is the opposite of yours.

Rate of you don't quad father would make one perfect human. I love that john calls people out for all the shit he does all the time.'t carry a conversation does not an interview and then it doesn't turn into a question He pretty much just goes right and I'm gonna drink my beer now. That's the question, right? Yeah, sure, of course, but the fact that he says that Ray doesn't do his research We've watched John interview people and go. Oh you have a book. Yeah We've watched John interview people and go, oh you have a book? Talk about not doing your research. Someone comes on to promote their book

and John's question is, oh you have a book? Joey Mattress does more research. Yes, it's incredible. So obviously Quad Father's on a show, B.Y.B. with Lemmy. And when John went on their show, back when him and Stevie Lee were buddies, John started talking shit about Lemmy. It was really contentious for some reason.

I don't even know what the deal was. Maybe it was that was John's way of flirting. Because watch flirty John here as he wants Derek to relay a message back to Lemmy for him. Is this Sodomy's picture? Fucker, harder. I come hang out with you weird finger man. Weird finger man. But anyway, so did you talk to let me and tell her that

I really am attracted to it? No, I didn't. What do you think? I jumped off and gave her a phone call. Hey, did you hear what John said? He said he would Would smash I Thought you usually do shows at five o'clock Charges are you sorry? I've done. I love the grandfather. Show us your fingers. Oh, wait, never mind Judd says did you tell Lemmy that I think she's cute? No, I did. Were they supposed to? You really thought I was going to? Yeah, you wanted to pass a note to her in homeroom for you, John?

What the fuck? What's wrong with you? I didn't want her to hate me. He really does feel like the world revolves around him, doesn't he? Yes. Yeah? It's called, um, narcissism. I'll be diving into it more so as we go Try to figure out more about John

You know who's not a narcissist and who the world doesn't revolve around that would be a review girl. Kindy. Hey Happening kindy. I can't be whoever's in your kitchen. I thought she was The light off while you're at it this is a home invasion that we're witnessing right now? Yeah a little bit. Kindy I haven't seen you in a minute. How you been? Good. How about you? Not that I give a shit. Yeah well it's been okay. She always brings the energy up on this.

Hi Chris how are you? Hi Kindy. Good to see you again and Pat. Kindy it's been a minute. Kindy Pat, Pat, Kindy. All right. Good to see you again. And Pat. Kindy. It's been a minute. Kindy, Pat, Pat, Kindy. All right. No, we've met.

Oh, you've met before. I think Pat's been on like the third, like this is like the third time that he and I have been on together, I think. No. Is that true? At least the second time. I don't believe so. Yes.

But I could be wrong, but I don't think so. Yeah, I don't think so. But nice to meet you again. That was trucker Andy Comics perfect. All right. I think it is time to play everyone's favorite game show. It's time to catch an alien. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show, to catch an alien. Are you ready to play to catch an alien,

paddocks, if you showed up? Anyway, I think it might have been an Arthur C. Clarke book, but it's called The Master. What happens is plane crashes or some alien structure crashes and a robot and a human come out. Can you pause it for a second? Or some kind of human-like creature. I just want to make it abundantly clear.

He started this clip saying this was a book. Okay. This is a story. Okay. Anyway, I think it might have been an Arthur C. Clark book, but it's called the master what happens is play plane crashes or some alien structure crashes and a robot and a human come out or some kind of human like creature and They immediately end up shooting the human and then they put the robot build a cage around it put it in a museum But it's based on a true story though right Cardiff of course, okay?

Some kind of reporters tracking the robot just looking at it And he notices at night it moves and at night It's going certain places and they figure out that the robot is trying to duplicate the human again So obviously it's like oh my gosh trying to remake its creator. So somehow I think the robot figures out how to threaten the reporter who's watching. The reporter ends up trying to help the robot. They get it to where it can reduplicate the person that they killed. And then at the end of the day you know they're about to leave and go to another planet and the guy's talking to the robot. He's like, you know, hopefully one day tell your people we're sorry we killed, you know, the guy that

we want to come back and the robots like, no, you don't understand. That thing was my slave. Like I was trying to rebuild my slave. What did Tommy say next? Here are your choices. Number one, is that for real? You see what social media has done to you Next who are we in that metaphor? For I Think I heard about that And lastly it's nature versus nurture. Oh, wow. To catch an alien. Wow. That's fun. I wanted to be

four. I think I heard about that. What do you think, Pat Oates? I also think four. It's gotta be four. It's gotta be four. Uh Kindy, what do you think? Uh I'm gonna say lastly, nature versus nurture. Yeah, that's a fun one too. Producer Chris? I went with one. Is that for real?

Yeah. Okay, love it. Look at the expression on the potato's face. He doesn't look happy, so. One of us might have gotten it right. You know, the guy that we wanna come back and the robot's like, no, you don't understand. That thing was my slave. slave like I was trying to

Rebuild my slave you see what you see what? Code Cardiff hack community. code, Cardiff, hackamedia.com. Hackamedia.com, promo code W-A-T-P. 20% off. You see what this social media has done to you? That's an old story written in like the 50s. Right, but you know all about it, and how do you know about it? Google. I just Googled it.

Don't, okay. Google, who puts in front of your face what it wants. I had toled it. Oh don't okay Google who puts in front of your face I had to search it out. I had to search it out. It puts in front of if you think no one read Science-fiction stories before the internet and social media the fuck's he talking about Google shoved it down his throat. He searched it. He specifically searched for this story, but Google shoved it down I found it on a rogue website. If you want to take that up with Dr. Epstein, you are in for a long day of getting fucked into the ground. There's some truth in that.

Algorithms run everything. Why is Tommy offended? I don't know. But then as soon as you, and it is true, anyone can be programmed. Dr. Epstein, you gotta talk to this kid. Well, he was on the podcast. I listened to the podcast. Obviously you didn't. But I think- What? got to talk to this kid. Well, I he was on the pie

Obviously you didn't Tommy's using reverse psychology in a way not reverse psychology. He's he's Overdoing it like no. No that can't pause you're an idiot for thinking that because he's an alien and and or a robot And he killed his slave Yeah, keep spreading this information interesting theory interesting theory come back It's interesting that it is. Yeah, I know it's interesting. What do you mean? Good if you The other day I was watching fight club why because of Instagram. That's why you're enjoying Any mini-mini-mo catch an alien by the toad

enough to catch an alien Brought to you by hackamania.com promo code Cardiff Sit Eugene sit good dog We're back to promoting separate surfing So can I tell you the the joke about promo code Cardiff Pat Your card is not gonna be at Hackamania,

but he's been promoting it with promo code Cardiff, so Patrick Melton decided just to go ahead and make that an actual promo code for the show, so I think it actually works. That's not quite the origins. No, well anyway, either way, WETP! I don't wanna talk about your promo code all day. What did I get wrong, Cardiff?

Well no,? Initially was Ray Screaming at Melton that he sold tickets. He knows for a fact you won't take the promo code ray Yeah, and Melton went on a rant that more people have tried to use promo code Cardiff But there is now But there is now that's fucking Ray I saw that red cuz race going I'm selling tickets and Melton goes on the show goes I'm the only one who sees this I know exactly what promo codes are being used. I have access to this Ray You're not selling any tickets. Stop telling people you are This is very fun. Ray doing stand-up at it. He is yes and his pot. Hey, you know what Pat Dixon

That's good. Pat Dixon's great Patrick Melton's coming out of retirement to do stand-up on it. Oh, he's performing. Oh, that's cool. Yeah. Yeah I'm really looking forward to it. Earl Skake will be there. It's gonna be a good I mean listen It's gonna be a lot of fun people were busting Patrick's balls for not getting higher profile comics and Patrick goes It's called hack a mania. What part of this you not understanding? We have Ray DeVito, it's called hackamania. What part of this are you not understanding? We have Ray DeVito on it, hackamania. That's the joke.

Well, and that audience needs a special kind of comic who can have a thick skin, and all those guys are used to being shit on. Correct. No one's gonna listen to a good comic. That would ruin the flow of the entire show. Yeah. Guys, what have we done today?

We've done it all. We talked about the real Brady bros and Danny Bonaduce. We talked about how crystal is like Maui, dude. Dude, I'm like Maui, bro. Dude, dude, stop Maui. Tom Myers is still writing hilarious jokes about Trump being a racist

stuttering. John lost his mind over a stupid tweet. rich boss just threw out there that anyone else would be like that's pretty funny that's not bad and no one was able to catch an alien so you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show The Teaser! part of the show where we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode So the people are excited about it and come back. This will be Wednesday at 5 p.m Eastern time we'll be checking this out, you know

Just crazy baseball player big ass and legs Mark McGuire and Barry Bonds They shouldn't have necessarily even had the home run race. They should have had the big ass and legs race because their fucking trunks were awesome, dude. They were so awesome. I want trunks like that, dude. I just want pistons like that.

Crystal Leah, and congratulations. I wanted to revisit that podcast and see what he's up to. Some of the comedy stylings. See Pat, they weren't, they shouldn't have done a home run race. They should have seen who could have the hotter body. Pretty good stuff. You want those trunks wrapped around his waist? Yeah, pretty good stuff. See, it's funny because it's like gay, but you know, the guy is actually a predator when it comes to young women. So it's pretty funny stuff. It's also 27 years ago. Yeah. Yeah.

It's a little gay. Mike Brady was gay. Oh yeah. How gay was he? You're so gay, he had all the AIDS. A-I-D-S. He's hogging all the AIDS over here, this fucking guy. Share some with the rest of us gay lords, please.

What are you doing? A lot of gays. Pat Oates, thank you so much for coming on the show. We gotta get you back again. I know last time you called in sick, unfortunately. Yeah, my voice sounded like John so I couldn't come out and be like that. Thank you for not doing that to us. So you are doing a morning show Monday, Wednesday, and Friday on your YouTube channel. Yeah, and then we do a Tuesday evening one it goes on the Patreon. This Tuesday though,

we are nominating Stuttering John into the Special Olympics Hall of Fame. Come on out and see it. We found out that Florida has a thing where you could put anyone in. So come on and help us build up the profile to put John Exalt and nominate him and tell him he's been nominated. Yes. Okay. I, we meant to talk about that during the SJ segment. Maybe we could edit this in. We get creative with our video editing. So talk a bit more about what we can do to help get Senator John nominated for the special Olympics hall of fame.

Cause I'm all- I think if he runs three miles a day and he starts lifting weights, maybe he could qualify. Maybe compete. Legitimately get it. And I don't mind about a spoiler. So saying this already, everyone out there, there's a bunch of, every state basically has a special Olympics hall of fame, but Florida only needs a little bit of information. You need an email of John's,

you need an address to John's. That's it. I don't have all that. You could go there and nominate him first. Go there. There's more nominations we do the better. So special Olympics Olympics Hall of Fame. Just go to the Florida one, go over the nominations, and then join us on Tuesday in the chat. And we'll talk about how you nominated him and ours as well. That is fan-fucking-tastic. I just love the idea because John will brag about it. I was just going to say he's going to catch wind. He's going to try and shut it down. And he's going to be like, oh, how many people nominated me? Oh, well, that's great Hall Hall of Fame. That's how you say

That's fantastic well everyone give a sub to Pat Oates channel, what's your YouTube URL? It's Pat Oats My name is just look that up at Pat Oates channel. What's your YouTube URL? It's Pat Oates. My name is just look that up. You're at Pat Oates Yeah with an es at the end. All right, Pat buddy. Thank you very much for coming. Thank you so much Great meeting you again, Gindi All right, buddy and Please all of you join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts? Sleep well everypony starting in the mush pits of morning radio

and now the show is over now Okay, great show good job everybody great job everyone internet news with Lucy tight box From patreon Jay Edmondson asks why is Andrew Schultz a thing? He's a clapping seal moron Johnny Mars gets his wish when is Pat Oates going to return to the show? He always provides great content principle done certainty opines one of the best shows in a while nice dog and hearing Marissa the cunt Jones Embarrass herself we have been comedically over served Chris put 1024 if Charlamagne the god was white He would be Patty broken skull BDG 88

I think Frenchie is channeling Kamala Harris deluxe notes if Frankenstein fucked a bag lady you'd get Stevie Lou I mean Carl has giant chompers and club feet, but he still looks like Tom Cruise compared to Stevie Lou TV standing ovation to Reverend shit stain for that epic song Charles Dupree is worried Michelle Obama doesn't look so good That podcast of hers on spirituality and Marvel black fashion is really concerning and from YouTube Panasonic Tooth reports I heard King Cobra is dating Alisa Jordana now day twa-kwa admits for the longest time I thought attractive women lived lives totally free from accountability for their actions. Thank you Marissa Jones for showing me that unattractive women also suffer from this delusion. J.R. Fishing with the quotable,

Revenge is a dish best served hilarious. Ron D.A.Z. warns, That's the thing about a blackout. You don't know it's a blackout until the next day. Plan ahead kids. Anton Slavik is a cinephile. I always remember that Jack Nicholson line in As Good As It Gets when a female fan asks him how he writes

women so well. I think of a man and I take away reason and accountability. Lord Raptor writes, lol you always say it's rock bottom for Stut Joe but then he somehow outdoes himself every time. Brain Barrows adds, we've been at the bottom for a while. This is just the gooey buildup. Dead juice grapes. That thumbnail is making me sick. Thanks Carl. As much as I hate John, I don't mean this in a malicious way, but I laughed out loud at John's delivery of, this is my buddy. He died though. There's no tact in the way he says it. He says it like he's describing what groceries he bought and realized he forgot to get milk.

Tiger Lilly being helpful. PSA, rip earbuds out before Carl gets to John's guitar playing. You're welcome. Jim Dash points out, that wasn't Slash, it was Sloshed. He is worse at guitar than comedy. David R. Fuller, I bet the Isotopes have sold more copies of their albums than John's two flops. K-19 Sparks, how much you wanna bet Tim Dransky is really John's private investigator Dustin?

Jacabo Blanco presents evidence, I can confirm that I met Carl at a local burger joint last week and he, indeed, was with friends. Even with only one friend, that's infinitely more than John has. Tampa Lettic ponders, I think they didn't tell John they replaced him on the album. And Anthony Gazanian plays us out with, it's as close as a present day Eric the Midget Show could possibly be. That is a good point. I agree with that. Kindi, thank you so much for joining us this weekend. Do you have any new reviews that you so much for joining us this weekend. Do you have any new reviews that you can read for the show? We ask people to give us a five

star review of your review podcast and then shittle over us in the comments to make it fun. All right, so I've got one here by Zmojo from Australia. It's called Trolling 101. Sometimes funny, often misogynistic, always trolling, these guys seek out terrible podcasts to review for our listening pleasure. Be warned if you're female, there will be plenty of blunt ogling, fat shaming, harsh belittling of pretty much any woman involved. If you can overlook that as well as the now frequent visual dependent material, it's pretty amusing.

Recommended are the musical hits such as Mr. Boom. Now don't forget to call me back. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt. I don't know what this person's talking about, but it sounds like a five star review. It's not. It's not? What? No. Did you have the opposite way? What is it? It's a four star. Oh, weird. I guess it was the misogyny that you had to go all the way with the. That's an Australian one. Five stars. Yeah. All right. The next one is by Rat Dick. It's funny, but not on purpose. Listening to this, listening to this podcast is like listening to your high school friends,

older brother who eats pressed Xanax and tells you that Mayans invented cell phones or something, but somehow even more annoying. Adjunct community college professor type vibes for sure. Super convinced they're intellectual powerhouses and also funny. In actuality, the only way these dudes could be considered above average is if you count at their chromosomes very molested energy from both as well I Did relate to one of the dudes when he was talking about how he wanted his stepmom to roundhouse kick? bud balls though

What? though The molested part Yeah, and the chromosomes. Okay extra. Yes. We did have dug out recently who was a professor but hmm Maybe that's what they were watching. Is that a five-star review kidney? No Maybe that's what they were watching. Is that a five star review kidney? No. This is honest. It was a one star. God damn it. Well, they obviously listened to a bunch of episodes. They really got a feel for what's going on over here

because I have no idea what the fuck they're talking about. Especially saying considering these two dudes. So unless he watched one of the very rare Carl and producer Chris only episodes, I don't know what he's talking about. Gross. Although it's possible he went back and listened to him. Carl and producer Chris only episodes Gross although It's possible. He went back and listened to him. Just me and Kevin Back in the day Where's the stepmom thing coming in?

Well, if it was that far back who could remember it's all very confused. We suppressed it. What are Bud Balls? Bud Balls? Yeah, unless he meant his Going back to their 80s. There't know bud balls. Yeah, he met his Going back to their 80s. There was a beer balls. Yeah, the beer balls. Yeah, okay, so yeah So a beer ball with Budweiser in it little schlitz. Yeah I just realized I didn't play the other parody song the Steven said and should I save that for Wednesday? Okay, I'll save for once. Any more reviews to read, Kindy? No, I'm gonna leave. So Annie has something. Okay. Thank you very much. Let's hear some voicemails. What is going on out there in listenerville? Hey, Carl, Long Iron's here

from Oregon. I was just listening to the latest episode and I'm just so tired of you making fun of John for not having friends. I even talked to some of my friends about it and we just couldn't believe it. You're still making fun of him. My mom agreed, my uncle Steve agreed, my aunt Wileen agreed, my son Jeremy agreed, my great uncle Stephen agreed. Just enough with making fun of him not having any friends. I mean, get with it. Not call me back. That's a perfect phone call.

Sorry, well done. Thank you for that. John's so embarrassing. I'm at that weird point again with John where I'm like, Okay, is he? Does he know how bad he's coming off? Because he knows that's what gets him attention at this point. Right? I called myself out on be dabbling live this morning. I'm like, I'm starting to feel like I'm doing the Howard contract negotiations talk. I'm done. I'm never resigning again. Fuck this place. New contract.

Four years. Kyle Photographer calling in. Hey, it's Kyle Photographer. Why don't you reach out to Dick's girlfriend, 80s girl. She's a teacher in California. I'm sure she can get you that test somehow. Just do that. Easy bones episode. Yeah, that's a good idea. Actually. I could talk to 80s girl. Um, yeah, the sea bass. So we do have a sample example of what the questions are. And I know that's in your notes. We gotta get out a bonus show with that. Yeah. We need a fresh unsampled test to take for sure. Or you could leak them to the dabble verse and get them to super chat them one at a time to John See there's that there's a couple guys who asked John real questions and he avoids answering them

They're like what's an electron? Listen, I'm not gonna fall for your trap or whatever the fuck he says So but that would be funny to see if you knew any of that stuff Just give him the test one question at a time via Super Chat and score him. Carl, be luck. Girls have been fire. Hey, I'm sure you guys will catch this, but right now I saw a live pop up. KB is sniping Ray and he looks like he's the biggest douchebag ever to live on this planet.

He's eating, he's sitting there, he doesn't know what to say. He just looks like the biggest buffoon on the fucking planet. Peace. So I'm kind of falling out of these storylines with Kevin Brennan because he's just, it's bad. But I was getting notes this week So as I mentioned Ray had the guy who attacked Stevie on his show and is that confirmed that was the actual guy? I guess Stevie said it was right. Yeah, I'm pretty sure it was the guy. Okay, African bubada

Okay, and it turns out the reason why you attack Stevie loose because Stevie was hitting on him and he didn't appreciate that That's true. That's the story they presented to her guy. I think no, I he's on the show. He said that Stevie bumped into him, but I think quad has Embellished a little bit. Okay, that's the he was trying to fuck him. Yes, apparently Kevin was sniping Ray interviewing the person who attacked Stevie Lou and I heard from multiple people that Kevin's terrible at that. He just sits there and watches the show. Doesn't have any comments doesn't really say anything doesn't really add transformative content to it. These are all things you need to do if you're going to be sniping

people but what do I know? Hey, Lady K. This is Daddy Joe from Iowa here. I just wanted to let you know I was born in 94, okay? When I was shot out of my mother's womb, I came out fist bumping through them sweet, stuttering torn licks, okay? God, Lady K, for fuck's sake! No good music when you hear it John is a legend

He used that spit to fucking lube up that guitar All right, don't call me that you don't the lube off a guitar sir How that works this there's no spit valve in a guitar except for John's Spittoon attached Been in the band in high school, you know time I Shout out to Paco. Hey Carl. This is Teal torn. I just want to send a shout out, you know all the fans Paco It's good that you've helped to resurrect his career after he went viral, you know It's good that you've helped to resurrect his career after he went viral, you know, skateboarding around, drinking some cranberry juice, listening to Fleetwood Mac.

That was several years ago. Now he's gone back to going viral again with WATP, you know what I'm saying? You know what? Fuck that. No shout out to Paco. You know what, Paco, You're corny as fuck. WATP needs to be done with you. You bring nothing to the show, dude. This is Teal Shawn and fuck you Paco. I disagree. That sounds like a rivalry maybe. I'm not sure why you would say

that, sir. There's no contest. I agree. Wow. Hey Paco, you hear that? Maybe she'd give a shout out to Kindy every now and again. I think he did at the time, but he didn't know what my name was. Oh, well that makes it difficult. It sounds like Cindy or something. You and Paco are probably the same height.

I don't know how tall Paco is. I just get a sense. I was going to say. I got him right here. There he is. I knew it. Then yes. Hey Carl, I'm trying to don't know how tall Faco is I just get a sense. I got him right here Carl trying to figure this out. So you listen Anthony Koumenia you listen no agenda drew lane all the shows in the double verse Joe Rogan tim dillon the dick show you watch the simpson south park rick and morty you watch bad movies You watch football baseball soccer hockey

So let me get this straight. You're in how many bands how many podcasts you have so either you don't sleep in your closet Of cokehead or like southern John your fucking lying piece of shit Carl. Which one is it? Taskers sir It's called multitasking But yes, that does sum up my day pretty well pretty good BPG has an update on, you know, John fancies himself quite the investor. He's a financial wizard.

Oh man, practice, it is time for the yearly Stuttering John stock update. So to recap, three years ago, John bought Mary Medstock because quote, there's a buyout coming. So when John bought the stock three years ago, the price per share, 72 cents. The price today, 26 cents. Diamond hands, Johnny diamond hands. Shout out to Paco. BPG. Very good. John can't get out of his own way. Nate from Flint's calling in to apologize.

Hey Carl, Nate from Flint, Michigan. Hey, speaking of apologies between adults, I have to apologize for making you listen to some of my weaker voicemails over the last couple years. Every time you don't play one of mine, I'm like, yeah, that's pretty fair. That one was a swing and a miss. Okay, Carl, tuck my balls. Oh. Yeah, forgive me for that too.

All right, well, can't help myself. Well, a lot of apologies coming out for that one. Last one, CalPhotographer needs our advice. He's making some moves. Have you ever talked to CalPhotographer behind the scenes, Kindi? No. Interesting. Interesting. Okay. Carl, CalPhotographer, I heard you're giving out career advice now. I just quit the army because it's the army. Now I have a choice of becoming a buyer, a marketing guy, eh, eh, or a project manager. Which of those three would you choose in your infinite wisdom, mostly looking for your opinion on being a cool marketing guy like you?

Because if I could be a cool marketing guy like you, I'd be swimming with, you know, fours and fives. It'd be pretty neat. Okay. Go fuck yourself. I'm in with, you know, fours and fives. It'd be pretty okay. Go fuck yourself. I know we swam together, but I'm a five at best. It's so mean. I can't give you advice on that.

I don't know what kind of buying you'd be doing if you were a buyer. Those are weird options right there. I can tell you that project management is basically just forwarding emails or whatever system you're using. It's just forwarding it to people and then going any update on this. It's not a fun existence. Sounds like he's picked three random jobs from Indeed. Right.

Which one do I send my resume to? I'm sure they'll hire me at any of these. All right, Calvin.ographer, good luck. Keep us up on what's going on. I wouldn't recommend marketing. Just stick to being a cow photographer. That's true. You're one of the best.

One of the best at the biz. That's what I'm gonna be said for that. Hey, I can't do that. Kindy, are you plugging anything today? You got any projects going on? No. Okay. I have something that I think would be interesting. Did you ever

hear the narcissist's prayer? Oh that sounds familiar. What is it? That didn't happen and if it did it wasn't that bad and if it was that's not a big deal and if it is that's not my fault and if it was I didn't mean it and if I did you deserved it. That's perfect. Perfect. That is well done. Kendi text that to me. Yeah we need to recite that before every Centering Jan deserved it. That's perfect. Perfect. That is well done. Kindy text that to me. Yeah, we need to recite that before every centering John segment for now. All right, Cardiff, what are you promoting my friend? Potato soup tomorrow night. Very good. Nine ish. Might have a special guest I'm working on.

Interesting. Interesting. I have a special guest I'm working on, but probably not. Oh, potato soup. I have a special guest I'm working on, but probably not. Oh. Potato soup. I'll get him for the week after. On the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel Sunday night back in its usual time slot at nine o'clock. Patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric.

Very good. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt. Oops, that was the wrong one. I meant to have this. Okay, bye. Yes. I can't blabber mouth, cunt! Oops, that was the wrong way I meant it. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr? What do you think is going on there? I have no idea. I can't tell if I hate it or love it. I can't tell either.

Yeah. And the feedback I get is very polarized with Frenchie. People are just like, wow, this is crazy. And other people are just like, never put her on a show ever again, which is why I know we have a winner with that one. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over. That was a great episode.

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