Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep513 - That Reality Show

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Starting point is 00:03:20 We'll be reviewing a podcast called That Reality Show. And this is a show suggested by Principled Uncertainty. We've each listened to it separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. It's a show hosted by Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell. I love Lisa Boswell. I'm pretty sure she was created by Jim Henson. I really liked her scene in Labyrinth. That was a great scene that she had. See, I had a different viewing. I had a different takeaway. When I watched this, I was like, holy shit, this is like a Christopher Guest movie. And this is like Catherine O'Hara's

Starting point is 00:03:58 latest character. I like it. I could see that too. Because these people, so let me read you one of the lines of the big description on YouTube what this is. It says if anyone is offended by our programming, you need to think about why you are offended. We are the voice of reality in a world of dystopian fantasy and a snapshot of the reasons behind these fantasies. So if you're offended, you're an asshole. Listen, this is reality Vinnie. Your life that you live, not reality.

Starting point is 00:04:26 This, reality. Carl, I want in the first two minutes of this show, I was like, do they have a newsletter? I'm in on this. Dude, I was going to ask you, is this the best podcast I've ever had you watch to review on this show? Yes or yes? Yes and double yes.

Starting point is 00:04:38 And listen, I'm going to tell you this right now. I dread the homework. I know. You're bitching about me. You're bitching to me earlier this week. I sat the homework. I know you're bitching about me bitching me earlier. I sat down and started watching this and I'm like subscribed notifications on it's the first time I have ever done that on a show for this. I will be watching this forever. My wife and I were watching it for fun last

Starting point is 00:04:56 night. I wasn't even pulling timestamps or clips. We were just sitting there watching it. So alright let's get into it. This is the most recent episode just came out yesterday. They do Friday Slumber Party editions of their show. And so this is how the show starts off. So the other co-host is Helga. Yes, Helga Mann. Yes. Yes, they're both trans women. Let's see how this starts off.

Starting point is 00:05:16 They sure are. Okay, it's the Friday Slumber Party on that reality show. Country and rec TV at its finest where there's no net no filter no excuses Unbought unbossed beam to the cloud warts and all we don't rehearse and we can't edit what you see is what you get Shame is not an option or as you go to false pride is there any music creativity? We're trying to recapture the spirit of 50s TV worth done live one run through whatever Disclaimer language drug use mentions a drug use. We can't bleep stuff.

Starting point is 00:05:47 We talk about marijuana. Okay, so... Naughty. They don't rehearse. They can't edit. These are badges of pride for them. And they do talk about drugs, including marijuana. So that's pretty edgy right there. Sit back, kids. Yeah, so if you thought scorch was too much, this is going to be way too much for you. Get ready for that. So then this continues with their disclaimers. Uh, at the beginning of the episode, I should mention Helga here on Fridays doesn't wear a wig. So I think we've made a comparison to Getty Lee before the show

Starting point is 00:06:18 started, but the other day she has different wigs she wears. So we're going to see her looking at that. Still. She looks like she's a breaded Yes, she does look like a younger Kevin Brennan. You're right And sometimes there's danger of wardrobe malfunction because I sometimes wear strapless And I squirm I'm Helga man. She's Lisa Boswell. Welcome to train wreck TV on with the show. God help you We always talk about reality. Reality. This is our reality is trans women. Trans women in America today. And, uh, basically so people can understand what trans women are Oh no. Do you

Starting point is 00:07:05 think these people represent trans women in America today, Vinny? Yes. I don't know how to answer that one either. Now, let me think about it. I hope so. No, they are trans. So, they say they are. So, yes, but I don't know. So, the the

Starting point is 00:07:19 Muppet on the right, I can't tell. I can't tell what the gender is. But Helga Mann is not pulling it off. Can we all agree? Yeah, I agree. Okay. But this is what they say that they are though. Which normal people?

Starting point is 00:07:32 Now, what time did you call me last night? Did you say? About 530. You were out cold. It rang and rang and rang and rang and then it rang some more. I said, okay, I want to go make your recipe because I need to cook something I don't have soy sauce. So I can't do my chicken thing. Oh I was wondering why you didn't do it. Yeah, I was on soy sauce

Starting point is 00:07:59 Thank you principal uncertainty, yeah, I know this is an amazing find these videos all have like 20 or 30 views each they've been doing this forever And it's incredible. This is like a lot this channel. Yes, we all need to subscribe to this channel These two have a lot to say and it needs to get out there. Let me tell you something. They certainly do Carl Yeah, I have not been this wrong since I said that the pretty much was a shitty show Oh, yeah, Maddie for that showed us the trailer and I was like, oh fuck this nonsense. I missed out. It's fantastic.

Starting point is 00:08:29 Look at all backpedaling Chris over here. Yeah, right, yeah, he realized he was wasting his time not watching this last night. What an idiot. Yeah, where was I? What was he thinking? All right, Vinny, over to you. What did you pick up on?

Starting point is 00:08:40 You watched one from Tax Day. I certainly did. I watched an episode that dropped on Tax Day about a week and a half ago It's sitting on about a healthy 22 views. Okay. Now the description reads court stories and Donald Trump we've been it the hot seat. Okay, that's close. That's close to a sentence certainly I know was communicated something. So here's what I loved about this show. This is where they draw me

Starting point is 00:09:05 They drew me in. Okay, these two are badasses. They are straight-up committing to crimes right out of them. Oh, yes I saw some of that too. I have some examples of that. All right, is this not number one number one, please Well, it's Monday. It is fucking tax day Yes, the deadline for us to file our taxes and guess what? I'm going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one.

Starting point is 00:09:52 I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to be a good one. I'm not going to taxes in 20 years. I've also not earned a dime It's probably okay if you are unemployed

Starting point is 00:10:09 Dude you missed the best part of that sentence I haven't paid him since I got out of prison Since I got out of prison Yeah they talk about prison on my episode too I'm crying because It's so great Let me tell you what I noticed Lisa thinks about prison and having to go to prison a lot and we're gonna get to that in a second but Lisa's really excited about something. Oh good. There is something happening and boy is it gonna just

Starting point is 00:10:36 one track her brain. Here we go. Let's see what Lisa's excited about. It's not Super Chat Monday. Is something else today too. Today is the beginning of Donald J. Trump's Hush Money case. He's in court today in New York city. And boy does he have a lot to look forward to. Oh, that's good. I just wish to televise the damn thing. I'd make a huge bunch of popcorn. Now all of a sudden Helga looks like Bill Maher. How the fuck? Talks like a,

Starting point is 00:11:11 Holy shit. Check this out. Okay. Helga is about to describe the most unsexy picnic you've ever heard. Okay. Huge bunch of popcorn and set a, set a set a set a flat of bottles on the floor, water bottles on the floor beside us. and we're going to sit down and set a set a set a flat of

Starting point is 00:11:28 bottles on the floor, water bottles on the floor beside us and maybe make some special sandwiches. Whenever I'm watching a trial on TV, I gotta get a special sandwich for that. It's always fun. We can sit on the floor. Yeah. Touch wieners.

Starting point is 00:11:43 So, they talk about Trump a lot. These are very progressive people. Yeah. Um they seem like anarchists the way they talk quite a bit Yeah, some reason love the Democratic Party Carl it's a little odd it is I'm about to point out the irony it was you're about to see is palpable Okay, because of the fact that they just I Filed my taxes in 25 years After hearing that listen to the third clip this is within two minutes. Okay watching that man squirm. I'm to tell you something. This is probably going to shock you, but he is guilty as piss sin. Oh, he's absolutely guilty.

Starting point is 00:12:09 He's absolutely as guilty as piss sin. I mean, every single nickel is documented. He's so smug. She's so, this lovely woman is so smug. They would know guilt. But she's, she's so smug. She's so, she's so, she's so smug. She's so this lovely smug. They would know guilt

Starting point is 00:12:29 but she's they're sitting there like, haha, you're going to get caught and they're like, we haven't paid taxes in 25 years. This guy, it's the irony is insane. It's amazing. So this is some political commentary that started off on a recent

Starting point is 00:12:42 episode about this just brilliant commentary. I know he was going to try and stay in office because if he gets out of office, he's going to jail because of the thing. I knew that he was doing, he only is fighting it. So I didn't go to jail. That's the only thing he doesn't want to do. He doesn't want to go to jail. He don't want to go to jail. He don't want to go to jail. It's the only thing he doesn't want to do is go to jail.

Starting point is 00:13:07 All right. It's a pretty good thing. It's pretty high on my list. Yeah. The reason why he's fighting in this trial and not just going, please take me to jail, is because he doesn't actually want to go to jail. That's not where he wants to be. It's good stuff.

Starting point is 00:13:16 I didn't know that. CNN didn't tell me that. MSNBC didn't tell me that. Well, here's what I loved about this show. Yeah. They both are talking about the same thing, but they kind of don't and Lisa keeps letting in these little Weird drops about her background. She get my clip for okay Well when I when I was in court when I went there when I had my trial

Starting point is 00:13:37 in 1999 You know, that's the last. Were you impersonating a human? Dude. Or were you in court? What I, the other thing that I noticed about this show is it's like directed by Bologna Factory. Okay. The timing of these two is amazing.

Starting point is 00:13:56 The chemistry is perfect. Because they will just let things rest their pregnant pauses and they're perfect. I love them. You know, that's the last time I saw my sons and my wife. And court. No. Yeah. In 1999, in court 25 years ago. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:14:18 She told them you were dead. Nice lady. And that's all they said. That's awesome. That's the last time I heard. So we know she's been to jail. She's been to prison. She hasn't paid taxes since the last time she saw her wife and children

Starting point is 00:14:36 was in court 25 years ago. And her wife told the kids that she died. Yes. I mean, it's kind of like the Anakin Skywalker, Darth Vader thing where it's like, well, it wasn't really lying because the kids that she died. Yes. I mean, it's kind of like the Anakin Skywalker Darth Vader thing where it's like, well, it wasn't really lying because the person that you knew his dad ceased to exist. And so now it's Lisa Boswell. So Bruce is no longer with us anymore. I think I understand. Yeah, it makes sense, right? It does. I'm happy for Lisa. All right. Can I get a couple clips in real quick because did you just play my number five?

Starting point is 00:15:05 Because it's right on the tag of that. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you for stopping me I got a compromise. I got up there and I said well You just wait. I'm a testify. I'm a let them hear from me big mistake Gone on the stand in your own defense. They tore you to pieces, didn't they? Sure did. Oh no! What a disaster!

Starting point is 00:15:31 What happened to this trial? I gotta know! That's why you're the shit! That's why I watch our TV! Holy shit, get the pallet of water, the blanket of the popcorn, bring it in! Let's see what the fuck happens to Lunatic! Can I just say, Helga, Lisa, if you're watching this right now, bring it in. Let's see what the fuck happens to Lunatic. Can I just say, Helga, Lisa, if you're watching this right now, Mike Technique, talk into the fucking microphone.

Starting point is 00:15:53 That's why it's there. Talk into it. Don't listen to him, ladies. Never change. Never change. You're wonderful the way you are. Don't listen to him. OK, let's go to Wake and Bake Wednesday. These people name their podcast shows wonderful the way you are to

Starting point is 00:16:29 There was an episode I was watching I didn't clip it where apparently Helga can't afford her house anymore or Taxes on the house or something is you're gonna start a go fund me and then should we start a go for me? It's like no one even knows who we are Sounds like Goliath from Davey So I want to pet the rabbit I'm not a big fan of the the reality show. Trainer TV despite it, but there's no net, no filter, no excuses. Okay. So, we start off, wake and make Wednesday. Um Lisa smokes weed all episode every episode but on this one, Helga eats a pot brownie. So, this is uh what we're talking about. A malfunction. I'm Helga Mann. She's Lisa Paz. Well, We're the Joker and the thief.

Starting point is 00:17:28 What about the thing? Oh, pretty. You did time for being a thief. I just got probation. I did time. I did time. You did time for being a thief. So you're a certified thief, right? Yep. Okay. Oh, hell you Joker. I, I, um, for some reason I'm in love with Lisa Boswell. It's my favorite. you're a certified thief, right? Yep. Okay. Oh, Helga, you joker. For some reason, I'm in love with Lisa Boswell. It's my favorite new character. I am too. I hate Helga. There's something about Helga's personality

Starting point is 00:17:53 that I'm just like, oh, I wouldn't want to spend a second with this person. Helga is kind of, I've noticed a lot of narcissistic personality traits in Helga. Yes, so this this is I love this section right here because Lisa doesn't get a long time to talk usually but here, she lets us

Starting point is 00:18:11 know who she's still friends with and I'd like to get an update from her every now and again about who her friends are. Oh, that's another person who didn't like me. You see here who I am still friends with. She is still my friend. All right. So now she's scrolling through her phone. Now she's showing her phone to Helga.

Starting point is 00:18:34 Linda Logan. Linda Logan. Cool. Four, two, three. I haven't heard that name for a while. Yeah. Since last time we went to their house. Yeah. Do you see what I mean about the chemistry? It's fucking perfect. I agree. I would not be as patient as Helga is. We're just like, oh, Lisa Logan. This might be the best show you've ever had out here. I agree. This is the best show.

Starting point is 00:18:57 Fantastic. All right. What else do you pick up on? OK, so Helga explains that she is the puppet master. Oh, because they're talking about situations with jails and juries. Sure. And listen to how she deals with arrests and how she deals with arraignments. Is it six? Number six. You gotta know how, you gotta know to keep your mouth shut.

Starting point is 00:19:19 You just simply tell the lawyer what he needs, what he needs to say. If he's an inexperienced, I, I've always took inexperience, the most inexperienced public defender I can get my hands on, scripted him and just sat there and smiled. Didn't have to say a word. The puppet master. It seems to me like you're the expert. Dude, and what lawyer is going to be like, yes, oh good, this is what you want me to say, okay great. Oh my god, I thought I was going to have to do some work today. You're just going to do it? Great. Yeah, sounds good. Your honor, this lovely woman here, there's no way she could possibly be guilty. Look into her eyes and her beautiful smile. I'm just a caveman, and I thought men were men and women were women but I'm frozen caveman liar

Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah, I was going Lionel Hutz but yeah, I know we both Dated that's true. We can both the guy so Harvard is great and correct. Yeah confident stupid. Thank you Listen to this shit Good points, but what a dirtbag move and I hate to say it. I kind of, stupid. Thank you. Listen to this **** Good points but what a dirt bag move and I I hate to say it. I kind of love it. Okay. Yeah. Let the lawyer do that. Yeah, you gotta let the lawyer do the talking. You gotta lawyer use him. And anybody's gone to, anybody's gone to to law school, just passed the bar, can find holes in the state's evidence.

Starting point is 00:20:43 Because the police departments are sloppy and careless to a fault. You're going to find a hole in the investigation. Really, really easy. You're going to find tainted evidence. Really, really easy. Uh huh. Uh huh. And if you play the game right, they won't have any evidence. Because if you delay things, if you delay the arraignment, and then don't show up for the arraignment because you're still incarcerated and they can't wake you up. That's a that's a that's a that's a fail safe plan to fail.

Starting point is 00:21:24 Oh, it worked. that's a that's a that's a inside of the jail and they tried to get her to get out of bed and she wouldn't get up. And she explains after that how this all went. So hit number eight. That poor prosecutor, he was so mad when the judge threw his case out of court because he couldn't produce the arresting officer. He couldn't produce the booking officer and he couldn't produce the booking officer and he couldn't produce the evidence. Gotcha. Bet you could produce the physical evidence. And if it was over, it was over in about a minute and a half. Can you see Donald Trump on the stand today?

Starting point is 00:22:19 Just right in his mouth. Getting it all wrong. I'm just running his mouth Getting it all wrong It's what happens when you detain somebody for a burned-out tail light It's all over a burnt-out taillight Liar these people are liars for sure. I like though too that okay, whatever happened. I mean, it's Unclear I would say is probably the best word to use what actually happened. Oh, there's more. I love that. Hell good thing.

Starting point is 00:22:45 This is the foolproof plan. Like this is all you gotta do and you'll totally get out of it every time because if they change the arraignment date, the prosecutor is going to show up without their notes. They're like, oh fuck. Read those notes today. Dude, this is Trans Pinky in the brain. Yes, you're right. Trans Pinky in the brain. What are we going to do today? Today, we're going to take over the world, Pinky. the brain. Yes, you're right. Transpinkie in the brain. What are we going to do today? Today we're going to take over the world, Pinky. But dude, come on. This could not just possibly have been about a burnt out timeline. I wouldn't think so. No. Fuss up. Watch clip number nine.

Starting point is 00:23:18 Okay. So proud of himself. He found Keith in my pocket. You know, Cannabis Indica. I'm so proud of him. He found he found he found Keith in my pocket, you know, cannabis, indica, and um, somebody had given it to me. Yeah. I didn't, I hadn't even bought it. Somebody had given it to me. Sure. Sure. Exactly. Oh yeah. I was promoting a rock festival. What, what you were, what's you promote my rock festival? if I give you some marijuana and an HJ So fucking weird I went over the dress HJ

Starting point is 00:23:59 so So I just want to start off with yeah This is why I say narcissistic it started off with this is what you get for Detaining people of a broken tail light right well they did find drugs on me Huxtable defense yeah, right moving on to the all what do you expect? I was promoting a rock rock festival right warrior How about we hit? number 10 I was I was I was they they brought me in for public works. Because I could handle heavy equipment. I knew about I knew about recycling and trash disposal.

Starting point is 00:24:34 I cleaned up after a rock festival. I totally did the clean up after rock festival. I had that island clean when I left. I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was I was and trash disposal. I cleaned up after a rock festival That's not totally did to clean up after rock festival had that island clean when I left I was there for a month But I got that island clean when I left that was beautiful. Are you the only one cleaning up after a festival? You're there for a month That's crazy. I would think you'd want to have a tighter time schedule something like that You know, you want to bring back SNL characters. This is like the John Lovitz pathological liar. Yeah, right

Starting point is 00:25:07 I promoted a rock festival. Yeah, would you believe a rock concert? Pick up some rappers after the fact would you believe three boy scouts with kazoos in their assholes by the porta-potty? Yeah, I believe that okay looking for change. He probably just went there after the festival looking for money on the ground. I cleaned it up. There was not one bottle left. Alright, let me get back to I want to

Starting point is 00:25:33 talk about, listen, this is a day that we're not going to talk about politics. We just want to get high. I used to buy the weaker world news all the time because that was the only way I could keep, I could see anything about the transgender community. That was the only place it was mentioned.

Starting point is 00:25:46 That's weird. Today is the day of the week that we just set aside. We set it aside. We, we, we, we pay attention to it, but we set it aside. I made brownies. It's the day that we get high. I like turtles. You know something that's really weird because I don't get high on those brownies. You know what I'm saying? Because you're high all the time on the smoke.

Starting point is 00:26:18 You're never not high. Helga's a know-it-all. Yeah, Helga is definitely a know-it-all. Oh, Helga sucks That's why I'm definitely more of a fan. Actually. You know we keep talking about who they remind us of Lisa This is almost this is almost Wayne's world to drag right here Like to play All right, so we need another update. I'm really friends. Yeah, I don't think we're learning enough about it, so we need another update on these friends.

Starting point is 00:26:45 I don't think we're learning enough about our friends. So we know Linda Logan. Yep, Linda Logan, let's see who else. I talked to my friend Mike Chalosky yesterday. Told him, I said, well, did you read? He's been keeping up with me for about four or five years now. Probation. And he knows I went to prison.

Starting point is 00:27:16 But it's really weird. You see some people and you go, well, they'd be friends of mine. I didn't really think that Mike would be my friend, but he has proven to be honest and. And a good friend. A good friend. That's great. And I really appreciate it. I really appreciate you. It's I'm really happy for you. So we're your friend, Lisa. I want to be your friend really appreciate you. I'm really happy for you. We're

Starting point is 00:27:46 your friend, Lisa. I want to be your friend. Yeah, can I be your friend first though? I want to make T-shirts and say Lisa's friend. I'll get one that says Lisa's better friend. Oh, you won't. Don't what up me hamburger. The producer Chris

Starting point is 00:28:00 will have best friend. Mm hmm. Oh, by the way, Rhonda, I want to remember for one month. Thank you. Helga and Lisa, real life adult swim. Yeah, this is like a Tim and Eric scatchers up that I feel like somebody is directing this This might be below the factories finest work. Like I said before the pauses are perfect Yeah, Bob Johnson says Frenchie for third Mike. What's the subject? Frenchie hot out here Alright, we play another clip here now that we've gotten the update on the friends. I'm really happy that that's happening

Starting point is 00:28:24 But let's find out more about Helga. Helga's got a lot of family problems I know I know it's surprising isn't it well Helga used to be married to his wife and they have kids Can I guess does he refer to his ex-wife is the bitch or something along those lines? As psychologists because of the problems that we were having in the house the family. Because she threw a temper tantrum and walk out and refused it, refused to participate. And so, we had to go to the hospital. And we had to go to the hospital.

Starting point is 00:28:56 And we had to go to the hospital. And we had to go to the hospital. And we had to go to the hospital. And we went to as a family because she threw a temper tantrum and walked out and refused to participate. Oh, that proves it. Tommy would follow her example and refuse to participate. So there I would be trying to salvage the situation. What did you do wrong?

Starting point is 00:29:24 Let me ask you. I didn't do anything wrong. Wait a second was what did you do wrong? Let me ask you. I never do anything wrong. Wait a second. What did you do wrong? What did you do wrong? It's basically my association with my ex. Yeah. That's that's that's fatal. I wouldn't I wouldn't have associated with your ex. She's batshit crazy. Oh, she's batshit crazy. I always love when someone who's wearing a different wig every day on their show and calling themselves a trans woman goes that woman crazy. Yeah, batshit. All right. So let's find out why Helga was together with his ex. Like if she's crazy,

Starting point is 00:29:57 why'd you get married in the first place? I didn't care. I needed to borrow a uterus. I needed kids. I needed to borrow a uterus. I needed kids. What the fuck? I had a need. They turned out okay, considering. Did you give it back? Daughter doesn't voluntarily talk to me. Because they turned out okay. That whole sentence was nuts just now. So then his daughter doesn't talk to him and then he's talking about his son. His son worked under the table for some tree removal company for 20 years and now he can't get a job because he can't put on his resume that he was working for 20 years because it was all under the table. If they woken up, they won't find any record of it. So his son's

Starting point is 00:30:44 dependent on him. I don't know what he did. Helga. I don't know what Helga does for a living because Helga talked about not being able to afford anything. Do you know? I have some information. In fact my next clip titled chemistry Carl. Yes. For some reason I don't know where Helga tries to promote her skills to get work. Oh well, Lisa sits there on another fucking planet. If you've got a tractor, I'm going to be especially a modern tractor and it breaks and you don't want to spend $200 an hour for the tractor guy to come out. Hello. $200 an hour for the tractor guy to come out. Hello.

Starting point is 00:31:30 What the fuck? You got any kind of piece of diesel farm equipment? And I'll tell you the truth. Donald Trump says he's not worried about going to jail. He's full of shit. That's all he's thinking about right now. He's not worried about going to you're going to go to the next one. Okay. Okay.

Starting point is 00:32:30 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay. Well, there were a lot of points that were made in my trial.

Starting point is 00:32:46 Like they had no proof except all the evidence kind of came to light. You can't fucking write this shit. It's unbelievable. Also, you're not kidding about the Wayne's World thing. He really looks like Mike Myers Carl so far about this trial she Had she No evidence that all came to light yeah

Starting point is 00:33:22 For all the evidence they had that was the only evidence the I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not

Starting point is 00:33:52 sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not

Starting point is 00:34:00 sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not going to be left with very much to replace the shed. I don't know what they do for a living except for insurance scams apparently. Old shed

Starting point is 00:34:11 burned down. Yeah, right. I'm not sure. I didn't do it sure by my shed. Alright, when did you? Alright, do you want to see an argument between them? Yes. No, I never want to see. Oh, this is great.

Starting point is 00:34:29 They actually argue about something. It's hilarious. I heard something this morning that really surprised me, but still I'm not really that surprised that Donald Trump is leading in six out of seven of these swing states. What poll? The Bloomberg poll. That's not a reputable poll. The shit it's not is the number one poll that there is. I'm not. I gotta start using that. I've never said that before. I need to start using

Starting point is 00:35:07 it my day to day. This **** it's not. and he's guilty of his sin. I like that one too. Yeah. Oh, because Hogan does not want to believe it's number one Paul. God damn it. Hogan does not want to believe that Trump would actually be

Starting point is 00:35:24 elected as president because these two are very astute when believe that Trump would I'm going to explain both sides. Why someone want to vote for one person or another person or issues and things like that. Sure. They got it down. I've got it. I got a question. What is it you like about him so much? The fact that he's going to make everyone a subject in a dictatorship. He's an autocrat or what? Well, we're going to put the black man and the brown man in their place and we're going to crowd the crowd the Native Americans back on the reservation and we're going to build a man in a place and we're going to crowd the crowd the Native Americans back on the reservation and

Starting point is 00:36:08 we're going to build concentration camp for transgender transgender queer people. That's good. That's that's that's that's that's his campaign points. Those are Trump's campaign points. Can I vote twice? Can I vote the

Starting point is 00:36:23 rights for this man? That sounds amazing. Settled out compound. Settled out. I think they might be exaggerating things just a little bit Chris Tuthill says I think the cream of his found their new review girl Yeah, and then that Nick Tucker says would producer Chris take a pay cut so you can hire Lisa as a review Thank you, thank you for taking one for the team it's worth it these two are amazing all right, buddy You want to finish things up for us? Oh? God, I'm good to try okay, so Thank you. Thank you for taking one for the team. It's worth it. These two are amazing. All right, Betty, Carl. You want to finish things up for us? Oh, God, I'm gonna try.

Starting point is 00:36:49 So, listen, Helga's still... My Clip 13, Helga's still going out about how awesome she is. And again, two fucking planets. What happened to this goddamn trial, Carl? In my line of work, the various things I do, I get to know a lot of people. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you.

Starting point is 00:37:08 I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you.

Starting point is 00:37:16 I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you.

Starting point is 00:37:24 I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not going to tell you. I'm not I'll tell you There's no way Because if you're in trial if you're on trial for something you have people that are Our witnesses to that crime you're fucked If people witness you commit a crime you're fucked they're gonna testify it's nothing without that cadence. I know it's everything She's walking down memory lane in her brain The stars in her eyes Well, I have a theory she's so slow and dim-witted Then it takes her 20 seconds to get the first word out of a sentence because you see her sit there and it's like

Starting point is 00:38:23 One time I talked to a friend. Holy shit, you've been sitting there thinking about that this whole time. His name is Mike. Mike's still my friend. I wouldn't thought he'd be my friend. Okay, so this is the, I call this one, I call this clip the comedy stylings of amos and stupid

Starting point is 00:38:48 Helga makes a joke because she calls donald trump a golf cheat. Okay, uh Nobody wants to play with me because i'm so slow. I shoot by shoot my age. I usually shoot my age in four holes And i'll go through i'll go through i'll go through a whole box I'm going to go through. And I'll go through, I'll go through, I'll go through a whole box. I can do better than two holes. Oh, you're younger than me.

Starting point is 00:39:19 Now, I am. The fucking best. I love it. You know who's missing? Gary from San Diego. I was telling hell guy Lisa. Okay, so guys, you've got to subscribe to this channel. This is this is criminally under watched. I agree. Clip number for 15. I might have a creep off consequence idea off of this. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm, and I'm working on getting merch. What kind of merch?

Starting point is 00:40:06 Ah, t-shirts, coffee cups. I found a lady that does silks, really, really good silk screening. Local. I'm gonna have her do the t-shirts. You know, the t-shirts are gonna be a little bit expensive because the artwork is there, the artwork is worth it. So they're gonna have to take my money. Yeah, I know. is this a mug club?

Starting point is 00:40:25 Because I'm signing up for their mug club. I'm gonna be the first one to sign up for this shit. Carl, creep off consequence. Yep. Helga Man book report. Oh no! Oh my, okay. I like that actually.

Starting point is 00:40:38 I think I wanna read this book. And you can't have AI do it for you, and I'm pretty sure the good thing about this consequence Is he's not gonna be able to find the audio version. Yeah, you're right. That's a good point I'll have to have Vic read it into a recorder for me. All right, I got To follow that clip up. They're excited about the t-shirts there to be kind of expensive though Yeah, well Lisa's got a better idea and watch watch the brain get mad We can't charge people for t-shirts. We have to give away I mean, I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal.

Starting point is 00:41:06 I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal.

Starting point is 00:41:22 I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be a big deal. I'm not going to be double, nice double seams and double stitch t-shirts, heavy, heavy fabric, double, double stitch t-shirts with really, really nice silk screen on them. Wow. Lisa's amazing. Giving them away. The shit we are. The shit we are. Yeah, because these two are like these hippie communist people and they're like, we're going to be the only one who's the shit we are. Yeah, because these two are like these hippie communist people and they're like, we gotta start selling some shirts. Like, well, yeah, we should just give them away. That was like,

Starting point is 00:41:53 oh, no, no, no, no, no. They're very expensive. Yes. You're not giving those away. I love communists till they find a money making scheme. They're like, actually, no, you know what? We're gonna charge a lot of money for these. It's worth it. Shut up. Stop complaining. These two do not make it into the regular rotation. You are doing your job. Well, they put out three shows a week

Starting point is 00:42:09 or four shows a week or something. There's so much content here and everything's clipable. Their episodes are about 22, 28 minutes long. It's perfect. I will heaven. I love it. I'm telling you, and they live stream it. So yes.

Starting point is 00:42:24 All right, I'm tuning in. Is it in the morning time? Yeah, I think so. Okay, I'll wake and bake with these two. Let's go. Let's do it. I'll have my morning beer with Lisa. Yeah, right. Yeah, you're gonna wake and bake but you're gonna feel like you're on acid. You know they say that you become the person out of the five people you hang out with the most. Wait for a month from now, I'm like, hey hey manny i brought a creep today so my brother-in-law down in alabama he had this he was dating this girl and she had a son who was like cute kid he was like six but when you asked him a question or spoke to him in any way the first noise he made was

Starting point is 00:43:02 they call that stuff show syndrome yeah just everything just everything you did. It was just like her. It's all I could think about was that kid. Oh, Troy Smith member for a month Troy you're the man. This is a million times more entertaining than MLC. Do they have a patreon? Yeah, they should. Could you imagine? Oh, go we're gonna make you a star. Could you imagine? Lisa Lisa's the star of the show, in my opinion, but you know, I was also a girth guy. So what do I know? Well, you know, I was in the beavis more than butthead. I like the blonde sidekick. That's just great But I think how is the one who's gonna handle the paperwork for the show? So I

Starting point is 00:43:39 Didn't you want to play from this? Well, they have their side off, and I just thought it was kind of cute. Oh, OK, yeah. Let's check it out. Very boomerish. We love you. See you all tomorrow. Yeah. Smoke them as you got them. You can't smoke them.

Starting point is 00:43:53 There's always edibles. By the way, I'm going to make some. Bye bye. Peace. Aw, the peace sign. I love them. They're adorable. They're the best show I've ever seen. Yeah. I am 100% with you. I will them. They're adorable. They're the best show I've ever seen. Yeah. I am uh 100% with

Starting point is 00:44:06 you. I will you know what? I'll watch this for fun. Certified WATP Fresh. You could put that sticker on your podcast. And I gotta say to principle uncertainty who sends us a lot of suggestions and I usually check in on him and go, eh, not

Starting point is 00:44:22 quite for this reason or that reason. This one, he was very impressed with himself for for this reason or that reason this one he was very Impressed himself for finding this. I don't know how he did it But he found this and I said principal uncertainty you fucking nailed it with this one. This is fan fucking tastic You're a goddamn hero. You are got yourself on the back from us. Well done, sir. All right with that It's time for our This one comes in from our buddy John Marlowe. I guess Ray DeVito was on the BYB podcast.

Starting point is 00:44:50 John was on Headbangers Ball with Ricky Harmon, Ricky Harmon and Ricky Rathman. Yeah, Ricky Rathman. We will. We just I think we just talked about this. No, it was me and John, not me and you, Ray. But I did just have about this. No, it was me and not John, not me and you, Ray. But I did just have this conversation. He was actually on Headbangerz Ball with his album.

Starting point is 00:45:12 And Matt Pinhead. Wasn't Matt Pinhead the other guy? Fat white dude with the bald head. Wasn't that Headbangerz Ball, Matt Pinhead? Wow. I'm not sure, Ray. Matt Pinfield? You're going to have to Google it.

Starting point is 00:45:25 Yeah, could be Matt Pinfield. Yeah, maybe it's Matt Pinfield, but he was a headbanger. He was at the Horace. He was at the Hellraiser. Yeah, right. Pinhead's kind of funnier though. I mean, honestly. You must be a comedian or something.

Starting point is 00:45:39 Um. Or something. Or something. You must be an open mic uh something. Uh what did you think about Granny's uh attempt at open? Alright, so Matt Pinhead from Headbanger's Ball is amazing. This is a man who's older than I am. He thought that the guy from Headbanger's Ball is Matt Pinhead. Good job, Ray. We'll see uh he's coming up on WTP soon. He'll be on the show. We'll see him in Vegas. Looking forward to that. Another buddy of mine, Jacob,

Starting point is 00:46:09 sent me a note. He's a big fan of Louis J. Gomez and he was checking out a recent episode of Real Ass Podcast. Now, if you remember years ago, before this was a video show, we had a little back and forth with Louis on Real Ass Podcast and uh. Okay, uh... Okay, Carl just rewound through all the pictures of these last two, and it looked like Helga melted. Yeah, we go backwards.

Starting point is 00:46:34 Back to the breaded. So, Lewis remembers our fun interaction that we had all those years ago. He brought it up this week, Wednesday's show, Real Ass Podcast. Through this, but it says on the Blind Mike project, the title says... all those years ago. He brought it up this week, Wednesday's show, Real Ass Podcast. Through this. But it says on the Blind Mike project, the title says- Got a Blind Mike? It says, not our Blind Mike. Straight Blind Mike.

Starting point is 00:46:52 Joe Metarice addresses Luis J. Gomez and WATP. I don't know what that is. Who are these podcasts? You remember who are these podcasts? I remember we kidnapped the host's girlfriend and I pulled the gun on her and we all gang raped her in the the bathroom. Yes, didn't we have to cut that out or something? No, we had to remove the episode when she was dealing with SNL. We had cuz shame was on the episode We had to remove the episode altogether, but I think it's since then has been put back up That was a great classic us gang-raping Carl from who are these podcasts girlfriend because he wouldn't talk shit about us Cuz they talk shit about everybody and I was like who the fuck do you think you are you're not gonna trash my podcast Carl So we kidnapped his actual real-life girl. Oh, that's his podcast

Starting point is 00:47:35 They trash podcasts and he wouldn't trash us. I'm sick of it End up in a ring if you try Wanna fucking don't fucking come at me dog. Are you better? Don't fucking not come I want to become at yeah. Come at me. Come on. Come on. Come in Come in me Carl Carl. I still don't know who Carl is I I did listen only I only if you talk about me on your podcast I'll put you'll probably give me to listen to it at one point. I did listen. I only, I only, if you talk about me on your podcast, I'll you'll probably give me a listen to it at one point. I am, I am an extreme narcissist.

Starting point is 00:48:10 All right, Lewis. Listen, we've DMed a few times. I know we've never met in person. Just have me at Skagfest. Let's get who are these podcasts at Skagfest. Let everybody know what Lewis know. It's time for WTP to show up to Skank Fest. One of these years fucking overdue. It's overdue, but I love that. That was a really funny bit. It was being done from who's right reviewing Lewis's show because he helped me a voicemail saying he was going to rate my girlfriend if we didn't. So we did and I remember our review of it is just like, well, Lewis surrounds himself with idiots. So

Starting point is 00:48:43 those are the podcast on this show and then it wasn't good enough for Lewis so he ended up raving my girlfriend anyway oh man show I forgot that Shane was on that episode though Shane Gillis was out there and shades you know he had to be calling making a lot of phone calls scrubbing the internet of shit it's like I just got everybody else now that thing where we all rape girls girlfriend on real life podcast can we get that taken down please? I love to know that you called Shane Gillis an idiot that doesn't know how to podcast No, he was on the show that responded to our react our thing. It was actually Chrissy Mayer Actually Chrissy Mayer before we were friends was out there because Chrissy was explaining to them why she bailed on W ATP Okay, oh my gosh. I had to go to the zoo. Yeah. Yeah, she had no your excuse was a

Starting point is 00:49:32 Bridal shower. Uh-huh. I'm like, well you wouldn't know it about that last week when you said yes Oh, that was the second time that was the second time. Well, I think that was the first time Oh, no, that was when she was at a ballgame the ballgame She did call it. Yeah, right, right that video was there for that. I don't remember that. Remember that so much lore All right. I want to talk about the sponsor to this program banana bag banana bag oral solution right here We did pause the campaign. We were promoting them quite a bit last year and then December they said Carol You got to stop right now now We are out of inventory So people are loving it. It works very very well. Don't take my word for it

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Starting point is 00:51:28 you can get a two pack sample for just one dollar banana bag dot org slash WTP 50% off. You use promo code creep. There is no promo code creep. Don't listen to video. That's what he's does not know what he's talking about. Alright, I'm excited to play this for you because yesterday I got a note from people. Holy shit. President Joe Biden's on the Howard Stern show. I was with you and you got those and I thought to myself in the car after I left like how the fuck did he get Joe Biden like a Ouija board? How the fuck do you get this? Good point. Yes. He

Starting point is 00:51:58 brought it back from the dead to meet with. And so I was listening to it and I was thinking, well it must be a remote, right? Because Howard doesn't go into the studio and Joe's not all that mobile. So it must be remote. No, he's actually in the SiriusXM studio with Howard for this sit down interview. Where does he think he is? No idea. The moon. Space ship. He wields him into a closet. Mr. President, you're on the moon. Wow. He has no idea where he is but this is interesting because it starts off. Howard Stern, of course, is a big supporter of Joe Biden hates Donald Trump and Howard

Starting point is 00:52:36 when he had Hillary Clinton on his show a couple years ago, proved that he's not going to interview politicians the real way. You know, there's not going to be any real questions, all softball and all the shit that he likes to get into with therapy and parents and growing up and all the shit that Howard talks about. You expect a 90 year old to remember his parents? Dude, Joe Biden tells these fucking stories.

Starting point is 00:53:01 He can't stop himself. I am telling you, there's so much bullshit in this interview. It's fucking nuts, but it starts off with Howard is nervous. Okay. Because this is thrilling for me and I'm just really excited. You're here. My nerves have to, I'm really nervous and I've been doing this forever. I'm nervous, man. I want to point out he calms down, but you can tell he actually is nervous. He's the way he's talking right here. He's flustered speaking to Joe Biden. Biden, excited you're here. My nerves have to I'm really nervous. And I've been doing

Starting point is 00:53:29 this forever. I'm nervous, man. I really am. But but but going back to your father, his father was born in 1915. It's 109 years ago. He's like, All right, tell me about dad. Like, this guy's 82 years old. What does it matter? We used to push a cart by a bill. This guy's 82 years old. What does it matter? We used to push a cart by a mill. Fuck are you gonna learn? All right. So then they talk about the stutter that Joe Biden had growing up. And this is rich. I like to point out hypocrisy on the show from time to time.

Starting point is 00:54:13 It's famous now that you were a stutterer as a boy. You suffered from a horrible stutter and there was a nun who decided to really goof on you and screw with you. And your mother marched down there and said to that nun, I'm going to rip the habit off your head if you sit there and make fun of my son. Wow. Is it true? It is true. We, you know. I love that Howard're just like, yeah I don't like people making fun of people with a stutter. I will I do not support that sort of thing at all This is all they would do to stuttering John Fred would be there Then all they do is rip on John and goof on his stutter if this was

Starting point is 00:54:40 30 years ago. Yeah, Fred would be in the background every time Biden starts. Yeah. Oh, oh, oh. I mean, this could be the greatest, funniest thing in the history of the world, but Howard's wearing a fucking suit. Yes, Howard is dressed up for this occasion. Mr. President, do you like anal?

Starting point is 00:54:59 Like. Right, yes. This could've. Your first wife, oh, oh, she like anal? Oh. It's strange. And then also, the other thing that blows my mind is, right? Yes. This this could've your first wife. Oh, she like Adel. Oh. And then and then also the other thing that was provided is if you work for Joe

Starting point is 00:55:11 Biden, who's letting you do this? Oh, what? What's it's everything's been cleared. All the questions have been cleared. They saw what he did with Hillary trying to make her look like a real person. So, they're like, hey, let's try to make it

Starting point is 00:55:19 work. It didn't work on me. It didn't work on me but when when Howard was asking Hillary about her love affair with Bill like didn't work. It didn't work on this. This is crazy because it's a long form interview. that's what's going on. That's what's going on. That's what's fucking that. That hasn't happened in over a decade. Probably two decades and then two that they would let Joe Biden sit there and talk to someone for this long. Cuz

Starting point is 00:56:12 even though it's the most it's the softest, safest interview ever. Joe Biden just sounds like an idiot when he talks too much. And I have some examples. So get me over with the kids. Yeah, right. He he probably does think that. Yeah, I know.

Starting point is 00:56:24 Oh, wow. He probably thinks that the viewers of Howard Stern are 18 to 24. Wow. All right. So this is the funniest thing Joe Biden has ever said. I can't believe this was said by buddy. Corn pop was a bad dude. My buddy. It's better than that. My buddy Mike texted me when he heard this. Like I said before, you know, one of the greatest gift ever got was being a stutterer. Because you know what it's like to be humiliated. You know what it's like.

Starting point is 00:56:49 I don't want to exaggerate it. It's not like I had a cleft palate or I had a club foot or a... But it's something people make fun of. Wait! He's saying that having a club foot is worse than having a stutter as far as people making fun of you? And I'm pretty sure if the president says that it's a law Rest hamburger dude is it possible that I'm more of a victim you're more retarded than John

Starting point is 00:57:18 I think we just proved it just here and now it's amazing. He's like he's like now look at I was teased I was terrible growing up the center so I got was club footed right fucking imagine that bullshit That would suck never in a million years, but I've seen that coming that mother Guy just earned my vote Well John and Sutter and he wrote a book on easy for you to say I'm gonna write a book called walking and talking It's not like I had a cleft palate or even worse. Unbelievable. It's amazing.

Starting point is 00:57:51 Carl's books will be called Stairs Easy for You to Climb. Yeah, this is him at the bottom waiting. Escalators, the world's greatest invention. Fun of that. All right, so let's find out how did you get over the stutter? My mother used to say, Joey, come here. Look at me. Look at me. You're smart. You're handsome. You're a good boy. Just don't let this define you. Don't let it define you. And it just, I don't want to exagger you. Don't let it define you. And it's just, I don't want to exaggerate how debilitating it was, but it was, it was easy to make fun of because

Starting point is 00:58:33 when I tried to speak in public, when I tried to read reading and talking on the telephone are two hard things for stutterers. By the way, Howard puts a stutter on the phones. He was the call screener. He's like, I don't know how horrible it is talking on a telephone when you have a stutter. Howard's like, oh yeah, no I do. And then they told Chad to write stuff. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:58:54 Now read it back to us. You don't know what it's like being an announcer for a big late night TV show or answering phones. Here, read this into the microphone, stupid. Read these tongue twisters. This is great. By the way, I've got a group now, I don't know how many it's up to, I think 38 kids who are serious stutterers since I've been president, who I engage with, who are still getting, there's a young man, I'm so proud of him.

Starting point is 00:59:20 He pulls the fucking stuttering John thing. He was like, I actually, now I help stutterers get over their infliction because that that's what I had There's a young man. He became the host There's a young man very stinky feet came to me So now he's curing stutterers He's totally and John's got to be so pissed about this remember John reached out to Biden To come on a show because he's like we're fellow stutterers. Maybe I can get him on the show. Let me tell you something. If I'm Donald Trump, I'm calling Gary Delabatte and saying, have me on your

Starting point is 00:59:51 show. Oh, they wouldn't. But yes, they would run the fuck away. Wouldn't they? They wouldn't because I hate fucking Trump, Trump, but it would be way better than Trump was one of the best guests ever on the Howard show. I agree. It would be a million times more interesting than this I mean it wouldn't be as fun as it used to be he wasn't like running for president But I'm so be a little bit different I would be talking about how you can't be a 10 with small boobs You know it wouldn't be that kind of fun

Starting point is 01:00:14 But like Trump was this guy's buddy who like did him favors and did stuff for everybody and shit like this It's just wild so this is funny cuz I know that John's gonna be feel slighted about this by the way you notice a lot of singers are stutters that's right not a lot but i mean great singers are stutters mel tillis was like the guy i mean had a horrible that's exactly yeah wait a second why did they bring up atlantic records recording artist stuttering john melendez why wouldn't that be the example that howard would cite when he's like yeah a lot of stutters are singers i know joe i i know a terrible guitarist who's also a stutterer. It's unbelievable. Okay. So now we're going to tell an old man bully story as only an old man can tell it because we were making fun of Woke Dad the other day on WTS because he was telling

Starting point is 01:01:00 this story about growing up in the hood in the 80s and playing stickball with his buddies. Cause they were so poor. And it's like, this isn't during the great depression, but this actually is. So this is, it's not funny. You don't have it. So this is Joe Biden growing up and this is his bully story. You know, by the way, speaking of that, didn't your mother, the first fist fight you ever had some bully in your neighborhood and your mother and your mother says to you, listen, go back to this bully. I guess the guy really had it with you. And she said, go back and punch him in the face.

Starting point is 01:01:30 Well, be precise. In Scranton, we live in a place called Green Ridge and down the bottom of the hill by the Lackawanna River is called The Plot. Yeah. And there was a family, I'll not mention the name, they're pretty tough. And I was 14 years old, I guess, And they'd come up on what they called Dimick Avenue. And anyway, they were up in the backyard. I walked out the yard with two of my friends. And this particular guy came up to me and smacked me. And I hold my face and I came

Starting point is 01:01:57 back across the fence into the kitchen. My grandfather was there and he says, once I said he hit me and I walked in and the pantry looked out on that avenue, that alley. And my mother said, Joey, go back out there. I said, mom, he'll beat me up. He said, Joey, I have a quarter. That was a big thing. You can go back out, but here's what you do, Joey. Wait until he'll come back to you.

Starting point is 01:02:19 As soon as he walks up to you, don't do a single thing except you got to hit him right in the nose, Joey, in the nose. I was scared to death. He said, so go out there, Joey. So I went out scared to death. Got up across the little bank there. He walked up to me and I all the courage. I hit him right in his nose, started bleeding. Went, oh, took off.

Starting point is 01:02:40 Really? Oh, I'm serious. Very cinematic life you've had. I mean, that's a scene. No, I'm serious. Yeah, it's cinematic life you've had. I mean that's a scene. No, I'm serious. I know it sounds bizarre. It's total bullshit. There's no fucking way that happened and I'll prove it because there's a lie-tale. Retory tells that story. Oh, does he stare at the ceiling?

Starting point is 01:02:54 No, not that lie-tale. Not the Deleah Melendez lie-tale. A different one. But how ridiculous is that? He gets picked up by a bully and the mom's like we got to go punch him in the nose. Obviously. He's like I don't want to. I'll give like, we got to go punch him in the nose. Obviously. He's like, I don't, I don't want to, I'll give you money if you go punch that kid in the nose. Thanks, mom. Great, great job. But this is the tell that proves that he's lying about that.

Starting point is 01:03:13 I know it sounds bizarre. No, it does. Everybody at home still kids me about it at home. He's Scranton. Anyway, the guy's at the pub. I'll remember it. Dude, this would have occurred somewhere between 1950 and 1954 Based on Joe's age and now he's saying oh that time I beat up the bully all my buddies still bust my balls about it

Starting point is 01:03:33 Whenever I head back to Scranton, they're all dead Everyone who's was in this area knew anything about this are gone and dead. Why would they bust your balls about it? Yeah, it's so stupid. Just like yeah, it's a running joke. They're always like, hey, there's a punchy that nose. I swear to God, I hope there's an 85 year old in Scranton with a crooked nose who's like, fuck Joe Biden. Right? Well, I think that guy, yeah, I guess 85 would be right. I'm getting confused as to how old Joe Biden is.

Starting point is 01:04:00 He seems like he's 90 something. And I said, don't come back this way, buster. So this right here, this next moment. So after Howard's talking to Joe about his bullies and how he stood up to his bullies he asks Joe a question that is so absurd and I was Texting this to Shuley to anyone who's associated with Howard Stern yesterday cuz I'm like has Howard lost his fucking mind How could you ask

Starting point is 01:04:25 this question? Okay, I wonder if that guy's still around. I mean, like he sees he become president of the United States. I wonder if it's like, do you ever do that? Do you ever like, go on Facebook and look up people that you grew up with and go, hey, look what became of me? Like, no, no, I don't do that. But I keep in contact with those people. I mean, the people, my friends like when I'm back home

Starting point is 01:04:44 to Scranton last week, you know, Larry Orr, a guy that we grew up with and known for 55 years, I invited Larry to come with me. He's still around. And I'm guessing a lot of them are passed away these days. I know, it's depressing. But what about like a woman who rejected you in high school now? You could just like say, hey, I'm the president of the United States. That to me is the biggest rush no I don't think of it that way Howard I should come into my world that's all I think

Starting point is 01:05:11 about it's all about that well anyway yeah can you imagine 82 year old president of the United States it's been a senator for over 50 years and Howard's question is you ever go on Facebook to look up girls who said, who rejected you when you were 16 and say, ha ha, look who you should have bagged. To be fair, that is the most Howard question that he's asked so far. It's the dumbest thing I've ever heard.

Starting point is 01:05:37 Joe Biden's not on Facebook. No shit. First off, that's ridiculous. But also, do you really think? He's on the Class of 38 Facebook page? I know. Is there a group for that? How big is the group? It can't be that big. Do you really think what a dumb question, but that's how Howard thinks he's still worried about conflicts he had in high school. Remember he's going to make that cartoon. Howard's

Starting point is 01:05:58 high school years and every he's promote that years ago and never came to fruition because he didn't like the animation style of it. Anyway, that was one of the dumbest things he's promoting it forever. Then it never came out. But this is how Howard thinks he's still trying to settle scores that it happened when he was picked on when he was 14 or a girl didn't let her finger bag him when he was 15 or something. It's just like, how are these people don't fucking care about that? They've lived their whole lives. They're not sitting there going, God damn it. I should have married Joe Biden. No one thinks by thinks that god damn. I should have married Joe Biden god We need listen this guy can't be the president because my president doesn't sit there like laughing that question

Starting point is 01:06:35 Are you for real? Yeah, you're asking me. I would be like how that's absurd. What are you talking about? I'm 82 years old I've been married twice. I'm I've been in he's been in the public ice in 72. I'm dealing with a son who's a bit of a problem. I have things going on sir. Don't worry about speaking of sons who are a bit of a problem. Now, we all know that uh and and Howard prefaces interview that it's all about like getting over hard times and and difficult times in your life. That's what we like to talk about. Now, as you guys know, Joe Biden's first wife was

Starting point is 01:07:06 in a car accident with the kids. He lost his daughter. He lost his wife. The two boys were hurt but but survived. And this is how Joe dealt with that. This is insane. You described you were suicidal at that point. You thought about it. Well, what I said was I can understand you don't give me nuts to commit suicide. I used to say I don't I said I don't drink that's not a virtue. I just never drank and I used to sit there and think to myself I'm just going to take out a bottle of scotch that was we always had liquor in the house and my my house as well. And I was going to just drink it and get drunk and I can never bring myself to do it. So first off, he goes, your wife and your daughter died in a horrific

Starting point is 01:07:54 car accident, the love of your life, your baby daughter. How did you deal with that? I almost drank. I almost had some whiskey, but I didn't. All right. Hopefully it gets better than that. And I actually thought about, you know, you don't have to be crazy to commit suicide. If you've been to the top of the mountain and you think it's never going to be there again, and just a brief

Starting point is 01:08:17 moment, I thought maybe I'd just go to the Delaware Memorial Bridge and jump. Really? That's what you thought about Joe Biden. Have a drink. Yeah, seriously. Try scotch first. Try that first and then if you're hung over the next day and need a banana bag, you don't have, you're all out. Then maybe it'll make sense. It's a wonderful product. It is a fantasy. You gotta hold label out, label out towards the camera. We talked about this Vinny. So of course, Howard hears what he wants to hear. Suicidal tendencies, depression,

Starting point is 01:08:47 sadness. What does your therapist say? What do you think he's gonna say next? It really is a wonderful story. Did you consider psychotherapy or speaking to a therapist at the time when you lose your family and you're in crisis? I didn't. Why do you think? Were you afraid? Because I remember, remember when Eagleton admitted that he had therapy or shock therapy or something and then Muskie cried. I think back on politics, it's like almost like if you're a politician, you're not allowed

Starting point is 01:09:18 to say I'm in therapy. Well, by the way, I strongly, strongly, strongly encourage people to go to therapy. I strongly encourage people to to go to therapy I strongly encourage people to deal with mental illness. It's just like you're breaking a bone in your body Right, but hold on a second. It's just like breaking a bone in your body Bones heal Howard's been in therapy for 58 years So is this therapy thing works? So how come it's never healing anything? How can we always need more and more of it? Seems like a bad analogy therapists and chiro of it? Seems like a bad analogy. Therapists and chiropractors, dude.

Starting point is 01:09:48 Seems like a bad analogy. I know I'm going to be a little nitpicky on this one, but this guy is the President of the United States of America. Hunter had a fractured skull from an accident and a bow broke. Literally every bone in his body. He was in a body cast, both arms, both legs, for a long time. Literally every bone in his body was in a body cast both arms both legs and for a long time Literally every bone in his body 206 bones were all fucking broken at the same time. Can you imagine that? It's never been done. No, I mean people been flattened before but I broke okay. Yeah turn them into dust

Starting point is 01:10:17 There's something but they usually recover from that It's kind of fatal death by flattening. Do what when you break every, literally every bone in your body. Putting you in a cast isn't going to help. No! You'll be like fucking jello inside of the thing. So stupid. So then, Howard has an epiphany here. Because he's talking to a man who's quite successful at what he does.

Starting point is 01:10:40 In fact, he is the top politician in all the land. So it seems like he's doing all right. Possibly the world. Correct. It's a leader of the free world, they like to say. Yeah. And so Howard's like, yeah, but he did it without therapy. That's crazy. I guess in a way you can get away without getting a therapist because. I encourage people to get there.

Starting point is 01:11:01 I hope they don't read from this that you shouldn't be a good therapist. I think it's really important. Mental illnesses should not be viewed as anything different than a physical illness. I agree. And it should be just treated. And there's a real serious people and experts who can help. Who do you think was the greatest president of all time? I have an answer for this is not to hear. Okay, I love this part. It is where transitions into but how funny is that that Howard can't wrap his head around

Starting point is 01:11:27 somebody just figuring out for themselves like going through a period of grief morning. Oh, that sucked. That was a tragedy moving on new wife still in the so my job as a senator now vice president out president like yeah a lot of people can uh. Move on. Yeah, navigate these waters, Howard. You don't have to talk to a professional who's stealing your money from you. Some people realize that things are bad experiences but then you learn from them, move on. Other people dwell on them forever. Correct. Well surrounded by dead cats. Correct. See, this is the thing that Howard, I

Starting point is 01:11:59 think, will never understand. He's too old to grasp his concept. When he brings in Gene Simmons and asks him about his horrible childhood and Gene goes goes I don't think about it that way Howard I'm very successful in life I'm the bass player in kiss I'm not worried about my childhood and Howard's like how could you not be you need to talk to a therapist who needs to convince you you should be really upset about your child it's like I'm not sorry I know you want me to be things have gone very well in my life. It's fucking amazing. What a shit. SUPPORTED!

Starting point is 01:12:25 Yeah, exactly. All right, so this is the follow up question. Biden's answer blew my mind. This was the last person I was expecting. Who do you think was the greatest president of all time? I have an answer for this, but I want to hear yours. Well, I think, I think Jefferson. Jefferson?

Starting point is 01:12:44 Did you see that coming? They were friends. Good answer. He threw a hell of a party. That's amazing. We called them bard parties. So you would think, you would think maybe Barack Obama would have been the Navy when it came up with considering you know he'd served with Barack for eight years and people think fondly upon the Obama administration so then he tells this story about how Barack asked Joe to be his VP and Joe was quite reluctant he's like come on man I can do more good for you in the Senate.

Starting point is 01:13:26 Let me do my thing. You don't need me. And Brock's like, you have 48 hours to get back to me. Go talk to your family and let me know. So then Joe has a whole meeting with his family and his mom is there and his mom lectures him. Listen to this bullshit. You haven't said anything. She said, Joey, let me remember true stories. I said, remember when they were desegregating Linfield, a neighborhood with 70 homes built at one suburbia. And I told you, and there was a black family moving in and there was people who were down there protesting. I told you not to go down there and you went down. Remember that? And you came, you got arrested, you got arrested for standing on the porch

Starting point is 01:14:06 with a black family. They brought you back to police. And I said, yeah, mom, I remember that. And she said, then she looks at me, she said, and Joe, remember you had that job as a lifeguard in that country club setting, but you wanted to be the only white guy working in the bucket on the East side in a black neighborhood.

Starting point is 01:14:25 I said, yeah, I remember that. She said, let me get this straight. When I called you and asked you about Barack when he defeated you back in the spring, you said he was bright. He was honest. He was really a capable guy. I said, yeah, what's your point? She said, Joey, the first black man in history has a chance to be president. You told him no, right? So it was charity. So he saw Barack Obama as a black man. And he's like, I've always helped out black men throughout my life. That's just who I am as a Biden. I guess I'll help out this one too. Poor Barack Obama guy needs a hand. And then Hunter said, because he was wearing a gimp mask. Yeah, that

Starting point is 01:15:08 had to be some family meeting right there. I love that Bob's like, do you remember how you're an amazing person throughout your life? Yeah, I remember that. Remember how you went above and beyond, got arrested because you wanted equal rights, you're better than Martin Luther King in a lot of ways? Yeah, Mom, I know that. What's your point? I don't listen to this man much, but every time I hear him,

Starting point is 01:15:24 he brings up what a civil rights pioneer he is Yeah And remember the 94 crime bill where you made it so that if you had crack cocaine you were in prison longer than if you Just had powered cocaine even though it's the exact same thing But black people tend to have one substance over white people have the other one. Yeah, I remember that okay That one wasn't great, but the other stuff though was really fucking amazing And you're a great guy and you should do that because he's a black man and he went yep. You're right. Here's a quarter That's the dumbest fucking anecdote. I've ever heard that's insane. I can't even believe I heard it

Starting point is 01:15:55 He's gonna top himself because Howard goes. That's right. You were a lifeguard Corn pop he was he was a life guy with corn. Pop was a bad dude. He's gonna fight him with the chain he's gonna fight him with the chain even though corn pop had a knife and So Howard has the question. This is a fucking whopper. I can't believe Joe's handlers need to be like dude You've got to stop bragging about shit. That definitely did not happen. I made a lot of friends Did you ever save anyone's life when you were lifeguard? Yeah Did you ever save anyone's life when you were a lifeguard? Mike? Yeah. You did? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:16:26 My friend Linda, my friend Mike, and I made a lot of friends. Did you ever save anyone's life when you were a lifeguard? Was anyone ever drowning? Yeah. You did? Yeah, well, half a dozen times. Usually younger kids, you know. He just said he saved six people's lives as a lifeguard.

Starting point is 01:16:43 Listen to this. But you do the thing with the whistle and then jump in and the bathing suit and you got it There's a big pool. We had there are seven lifeguard stands Seven lifeguard stands and this guy saved six people how many people were dying in this pool every fucking day Was that when the kids were rubbing your legs in the water Watching your leg hair? That would define my life. I would brag about that everywhere I went.

Starting point is 01:17:12 By the way, I did it up in Lake Ontario too when I was in law school. But look, one of the things that... Well, you saved a dude's life when you were in law school. You were still doing the life. You haven't? I mean, you know, people just need help sometimes. I mean, it's not like it's so heroic. Yeah, it's a big deal. Baa Baa, we need a hero!

Starting point is 01:17:37 What a fucking asshole! Yeah, you ever save someone's life? Yeah, like seven people. Wow, that's amazing. No, it's nothing. People just need help sometimes. Holy shit, he puts Tom Myers to shame. You know, it's no different than, you know, a police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. I'm your hero! Yeah, good point, Nick Tuckers. He says, I guess blacks really can't swim.

Starting point is 01:18:02 That's the impression that I'm getting if he's saving people's lives every fucking day and there's seven lifeguards This is going back to what the 50s. Yeah, or the 60s. I think it was 60 something Cards in a fucking public pool. Anyway, I don't what do I know? What do I fucking know? Maybe what's saving people's lives all the time? And he really is just this amazing of a person. Are you calling this lifelong politician a liar, Carl? Good point. You know what? That was, that was wrong of me to even suggest that speaking of liars, Kevin Brennan decided to do a little sniping. So Chad Zumach knows TJ Miller and he booked TJ Miller to come on misery loves company yesterday But TJ Miller couldn't figure out the stream yard link. So he was delayed for a while So they didn't know what to do since they decided to snipe us doing point dabble point. Oh and

Starting point is 01:18:57 I just have a couple clips here that I thought were fun Because I love when they tuned in. I was talking about how Quad Father was on centering John show and made a comment about Kevin's wife and look at Kevin's reaction and look how uncomfortable Chad is on this. He called Kevin Brennan's wife a primate and that was pretty based. You catch that why no on John show with John show. He was making a joke. Yeah, she's really

Starting point is 01:19:26 she's really, he's trying to say private and he says primate and then John's like, oh I gotta kick you off. He didn't. Of course not. What? Huh? That's my favorite reaction ever. What? My grandfather said that? Yeah, he did actually.

Starting point is 01:19:44 Wow. So So they're not good at sniping. Obviously they don't know what they're talking about, but there's nothing that makes KB more angry than my happiness. This really rubs him the wrong way. I'm not gonna lie. It pisses me off. I can tell. Yeah.

Starting point is 01:20:01 Oh, we never forget. Just being around with a bunch of guys and a corn cob. This guy's nothing makes Carl happier. Yep. I enjoy what I do. KB. That is definitely true. Three guys and a corn cob. The Carl hamburger story. This dude is fucking corny. Yeah, we did have a corn diff on the show yesterday. So there is animated corn bouncing around while we're doing this. But yeah, they you know, they always say that the best revenge is to live a great life. And that really is true with KB. He hates it when his brother has another Netflix special that everyone is praising. And he hates it when his brother's on Joe Rogan and is relevant. Everyone knows

Starting point is 01:20:44 who he is. He's a famous comedian and celebrity. And he even hates it when I'm talking about centering John and laughing. It really bothers them. So then Chad doesn't know what to say. So he's just calling out Brandon. Now, Brandon McAfee is the producer of the Drew Lane show. He's a everyone in Detroit knows who he is. He's been around for a long time in radio and now of course with the podcast, but uh surprise surprise Chad does not know.

Starting point is 01:21:10 That's why. Wow. Look, he's sitting there with a corn and Brandon. He's sitting with a with a piece of corn and Brandon but car but John likes to be on a show with people beneath him. Wow. Where's the potato when you need them? Who's brandon? I I'm really confused.

Starting point is 01:21:33 These weirdos just come and go. These that were that Phil Spector guy. Like he was a thing for a second. The fucking who's the guy? Uh, cringe on humor or cringe on what? I don't even cringe on humor. Yeah. Yeah. They just come and go. These weirdos. the guy cringe on humor or cringe on what I don't even cringe on humor yeah yeah they just come and go these weirdos it's a Phil Elmore and drunk on cringe oh you're gonna

Starting point is 01:21:50 talk baby know what the fuck you're talking about so he's trying to say like I don't know who brandon is who the fuck is this guy brandon's not cleveland famous but this is what Chad's up to right here joining me from cleveland from Cleveland, Ohio, Tony Mazur. Tony, how are you? Hello, all. The commissioner from Atlantic City, how are you? Doing great, guys. Would you like to introduce today's guest, Ken?

Starting point is 01:22:15 Oh, listen, he's back by popular demand and now wearing a cowboy hat. So I had to put my Dallas Cowboys hat on, but Tobler's got the black hat on, but we know he's not that bad of a guy. Brent Tobler is back. So Chad, I don't know. I mean, there's that glass houses metaphor people use sometimes. It just seems odd to me that you, you were doing a football show just a couple of months ago, the rack me football show, 229 people have watched this and in the title is with Brent Tobler. Hey dude, you didn't get Brent Tobler. I can't get Brent Tobler. He won't respond to my emails. He won't, he won't get back to me. So it's just

Starting point is 01:22:55 impossible. You couldn't get the top. I couldn't get the top on the show. So now they finally get TJ and they stopped watching us. And I love when TJ Miller's on the show because Chad's all proud of himself. I'm friends with a celebrity. I got a celebrity on Kevin's show. Kevin's gonna be so happy with me. This is gonna be so great. And the super Channers are just fucking with Chad in front of his celebrity friend. TJ, what do you think of a, what do you think of someone who steals credit cards from our greatest generation

Starting point is 01:23:28 who won't whop steak and harass women? Piggy teeth, right? So what is the piggy teeth thing? That's what he's talking about. Because he's a piggy. Mr. Kill Everything calls him suey piggy. He's a melting ball washer. Get him off the screen. He's got melting ball washer to get him off the screen

Starting point is 01:23:46 He's come back to back TJ. What is your opinion human felt a steal from my greatest generation stalk and harass women piggy death, right? All right, we got it. We got a DK. You got it You're good doesn't like Chad Embarrassing for oh dude TJ Miller is so Hollywood right there. He's just like, uh huh. Just laughing at it thinking what a loser. Yeah, no, TJ is literally like preoccupied signing things that he has to do for his show that's coming up later tonight as he's on the show and he's just like goofing on these

Starting point is 01:24:17 guys. And this is very embarrassing for Chad when TJ goes, so why do you guys have a mud shark? Like what's that all about? I don't know why we even pals, mud shark. I met you in 2007 and then I think you came to the funny stop in 2008 when you were filming that movie. And I think we were, you know, then that's when we really got to be friends.

Starting point is 01:24:40 And then we hung there. Yeah, why? Cause I'm such a sweater vest fan. Why you call, why is the nickname mud shark? So I just want to point out that when chad first came up in comedy and on the radio He wore argyle sweater vests That was his thing. He worked into a stand-up routine. That was like every photo he had was that So tj hasn't seen chad in over 10 years, obviously. He's like what happened to the sweater vest thing?

Starting point is 01:25:06 There is a time Maybe 10 years or so where Chad Zuback was running around just as desperately looking for sweater vests He just couldn't find them anymore correct. That's probably what happened. He's just like yeah, they don't really sell these are not really in style I'm through I'm finished all right, so so this is now what's up with mud shark? Let's find out. God damn it, Coles. I'll teach you. Well, it's in this world that we're in that you're you jumped into with Kevin. Things happen inside jokes happen. And that became a thing because I used to say that plays in a mud.

Starting point is 01:25:40 I used to get dirty. That's in the first lady who has sex had herpes on his face for the last month and it's quite noticeable. Wow. There have been so many surprises for me about Kevin Brennan this entire time and none of which were the herpes. None of which. Ever do stand up and catch attached Groupon codes, buy one, get one free, give out free during and drinks, open mic, right? Yeah he's trashing me because they had Groupon tickets for it.

Starting point is 01:26:44 Chad did. Oh, I think he's tricky. Shrash. It makes they they had group on tickets for I think that's cool TJ Chad did do a show where it was free and you got uh, three free drinks No, that's not good Oh, no, did you ever give out, you know, you know shows fucking nightmare? That would be to be a kavuk who shows up to do a weekend somewhere and they say to you Hey We put out a group on with like your picture on it. Yeah You know how like horrifying that would be and you know who shows up

Starting point is 01:27:16 When with groupons the most unfunny yeah humorless cheapskates Yeah, these are not people If you need the ticket price reduced, you didn't want to watch comedy. Correct. Because you'll just pay full price if you're interested in the comic that you're going to see. All right. So that TJ calls out KB for being a bitter asshole. But yeah, I mean, this was really, I wish I could say it was fun, but it was really

Starting point is 01:27:41 educational. I got to know a lot about what sort of bitterness and solitude looks like in the later years of a standup comedian's life. Yep. I nailed it. That's where KB's at for sure. Just bitter at everyone is more successful than him. I look at TJ with his fingers on the pulse.

Starting point is 01:27:57 Yes. He figured it out very quickly, didn't he? And this is funny too, because TJ's trying to get off the show and he explains why he needs to get off. All right. And I got a, I have a real show to do here in a second. Yes, you do. Thanks for this, Chad.

Starting point is 01:28:10 Oh, he even said he goes, what do you guys have like 50 viewers or something like that? And then he put out this thing. He goes, if anyone Venmo's me and tells me they saw me at MLC, I will comp them tickets to any show they want to come to. TG even said, he's like, I don't think it was watching. I'm not worried about saying this. Just Venmo me and in the Venmo. So you saw me at MLC. It's hilarious. Wow.

Starting point is 01:28:31 But my favorite part of the show, my absolute favorite part is Chad explaining why he quit wearing sweater vests. Now, you guys had the theory that maybe they stopped selling our girls sweater vests possible. Chad's explanation is the douchiest thing I've ever heard Chad say. I imagine at one point he had to find really big socks that he had to cut holes into and try to stretch. Mom, you have the sewing machine out? All right, this is the explanation from Chad Zubak why he stopped wearing his sweater vests.

Starting point is 01:29:03 When's the last time you wore a sweater vest? 2013. Wait, when you met Chad, he was wearing a sweater vest? Yeah, that was his whole thing. He would always wear a sweater vest. 10 years ago? Yeah, I used to wear them all the time on stage because I had an audition. When did you stop and why did you stop? After...

Starting point is 01:29:22 That's what I'm saying! I got so big in Cleveland when I had the radio show and I got fired. I just didn't want to be recognized anymore. So I quit wearing it. Really? That was the reason. Yeah. Because everywhere I go, like everyone knew who I was.

Starting point is 01:29:36 I wanted to just blend away. You ever drive drunk driving to a tree. Jen wants to be the hero so bad and I cannot believe. I got so bad. He said I wore them on stage. I got so big. I didn't wanna be recognized. If you're wearing them on stage, don't what? He wanted to blend in. Yeah, no, that's a really good point too. It's like you don't have to wear them out. It's part of your stage persona. It's part of your act. You don't have to wear it when you go to the mall and just continue. That's all he owned that is

Starting point is 01:30:08 I mean of all the Chad lies, and there's been a bunch bunch of whoppers over the years That has to be the craziest one who the fuck would believe that I was getting recognized too much by my adoring fans And I hate that do you Chad Kevin just immediately shuts down to, I just want to drive into a tree. Perfect. No, no, KB. I just want to live a normal life. You know, he's unbelievable. Who the fuck would believe that for a second? Is that's what was was going on. This is awesome. And the Jim and Sam show. So Rich boss as we know, because we documented it on WATP, Rich Voss tweeted at Suthering John Melendez. And John's response, he called him a middle. And John's

Starting point is 01:30:56 response was to freak the fuck out at Rich and claim that he's not a middle. And he actually, I didn't even pick up on this when we were playing the clips of this on the show, I just showed the couple responses that John had. I didn't even realize John was actually tweeting photos of him headlining at different clubs to prove to Rich that he actually had headlined before. Oh, Rich, problem.

Starting point is 01:31:23 I could hear his laughter when he saw those. I could hear him laughing. He couldn't believe it. He's like, what? I can't believe this guy is responding to this in this way. So Rich is on Jim and Sam Thursday morning, and he brings this up, this exchange he had. And I have to tell you, listen to Sam Roberts Sam Roberts Glee this made me so happy right here

Starting point is 01:31:48 who's the guy that Florentina oh I can't don jameson no not no no a comic sorry chas whatever uh I can't think oh oh chad uh chadach. Chad Zumach. Oh I did hear about that. Oh I forgot. Oh I'm excited. Yeah. I didn't hear this. Oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah I forgot you entered the dabble verse. Yeah. What's the dabble verse exactly? Rich Voss is in the dabble verse. Mike how happy are you? So wait. The dabble verse. And I've heard the term. I hear the name Chad Zumach and I get very excited. So the dabble verse is Remember just stuttering John Show so stuttering John has created there's a universe that is centered all around

Starting point is 01:32:40 People that hate them stuttering John and making fun of stuttering John and like monitoring his show and watching it all the time And it's called the dabble verse and there's a group of people that like it's like the Bravo verse it's called the dabble verse. And there's a group of people that like it's like the Bravo verse. Like they follow the dabble verse. Like it's their, you know, real housewives or whatever. Like the doubt it's, it goes so deep. Why are they like John? There's new stuff every day. Like they make videos of him blown snot out of his nose and stuff. It's John's. So when it makes those videos, we just play them and react to it. It's a good point. We don't make those. Yeah, we're not. We're not forcing John to post out of his face during a show. He you hear the same goes, oh, Mike, they brought up the dabble verse. Mike Montone is the producer over there. I guess he's a big fan of all things dabble verse. Hi, Mike.

Starting point is 01:33:20 Yeah. So there's a lot. I love that Sam knows this so well. He goes, oh, actually, I did hear about that, which means he probably watched WATP because we're the ones that covered that pretty extensively on this show. So this is Sam explaining the Twitter exchange that started all of this. It goes, Chad Zumach says, I'm doing this show. Stut Joe says says come on my show to promote it Chad Zuma says when rich boss just out of nowhere Just pops out of a bush and replies. I thought you two were enemies. I can't keep up with the middle drama Just calling him both middles so then John goes nuts, right? You fuck you and he's like he's putting up pictures of

Starting point is 01:34:07 where he had I didn't even know it was a comic he just said Rich just said yeah it's amazing I my favorite telling there that Sam Roberts knows what's going on is he called him Stut Joe yes he did that on purpose yeah just just to like send this signal like nah, I've paid attention to those guys. So we played on Point Devil Point yesterday. Rich's show with Bonnie, my wife hates me. They did about 12 minutes on this Twitter exchange before he went to Jim and Sam. It just came out yesterday, but he recorded it before that. Okay. So we played all of that and Rich reiterated again, he did not know that John was a comic

Starting point is 01:34:46 He told me that himself. That's right I mentioned I point devil point that you've got to have a lovely breakfast with Jim 14 and Rich boss after all this happened Yeah, I fucking slipped it in he said something they I don't do your middle drama and he just lost his mind He goes I didn't know that guy was a comic It's like the first thing he says and the thing I pointed out yesterday on point double point it's the same thing that Chrissy Mayer said when she asked I didn't realize you dabbled in comedy right is that these people are touring all over comedy clubs Rich Boss isn't every fucking comedy club in the US over the last 35 years

Starting point is 01:35:19 if John was a comic he would have seen his name somewhere he would have seen a poster up comics know what other comics are on the road. They see each other based on what the club's promoting. And here's the facts. The reason why John has headlined the rooms that he's headlined, and please know that I know what I'm talking about when I say this, is because there's a celebrity factor.

Starting point is 01:35:39 When you have the credits, whether they're earned or not, there are people who will buy tickets, and that's what the business is. It's not noble folks It's not a noble business. So the point is When people who have this level of celebrity get these gigs touring clubs, what happens is people will go see them once Yep, and if they're not good, they don't come back Correct and the club may even bring them back a second time because the first time was good.

Starting point is 01:36:07 Yeah, so maybe they'll still take it again. So they'll bring them back for a second time. And then it fails and they go, yeah, not anymore. The law of diminishing returns is very applicable to celebrity slash comics touring. You know, I've seen like Dave Foley's an example I just thought of.

Starting point is 01:36:20 Yeah. Dave Foley's a guy I love, loved my kids in the hall. I loved a lot of the work that he's done since then. He's doing standup now. And I go I don't know if he's a stand up but let's go watch him. I love Dave Fully. He was great. I'd go see him again. I recommended him to everyone I knew. But that's an example of, alright I'm going to see him because he's a celebrity and I know his work. I don't know that he's a comic. Yeah. And then he's fantastic. And then there's Skippy Price. Correct. Yes. There's a lot of examples. In fact, I was just going to say, as you were explaining that, it's so funny how these credits have changed because so John gets on the marquee because like from the Howard Stern show and the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Yes. Now when you go to these comedy clubs, they all say from TikTok, you know, this person from YouTube. I look at the posters every fucking day of my life. You know, exactly. The credits that he had have has are aged out Yes, I think I said this about Opie It's like Fred travel Eno when he realized the Jimmy Carter impression wasn't working anymore

Starting point is 01:37:13 And he thought about drinking like that. That's what happens is this shit ages out like Stern. Yeah, dude Stern isn't Stern anymore. No, no, it was and dude Stern isn't Stern anymore. No, no Stern was and You pretty much blew it with that audience dude, like let's continue this clip middle I headlined all the improvs laugh factories and punchline on Also loved like the idea of like you call somebody a middle Yeah, and they come back at you with facts to hear our places that I have headline you are wrong Yeah, it's so stupid John always reacts the wrong way and he's stepped into the gun hasn't he?

Starting point is 01:37:55 he really did step in it again because now and I think I have a clip coming up in a minute where suddenly John just like I don't Jim and Sam are talking about me It's like yeah This is what happens when you overreact to stupid tweets that somebody puts out. You fucking idiot. The way this dabble verse grows, you know, it started off here. Then all of a sudden Shulies involved that it's growing through. And now which Voss is watching now. Jim and Sam are talking about it.

Starting point is 01:38:15 It's a mention it on a fucking Legion of Skanks. And yeah, big Jay Okras said, brings it up. I have to wonder what will be critical mass for this, because at some point It's still growing. It's gonna keep growing. It's still growing. And then when everybody looks at it, I can't wait to find out. Yeah. Oh my god. Alright, well, now Sam is gonna prove- What a time to be alive!

Starting point is 01:38:37 Sam is gonna prove that he's all in on the dabble verse as he explains the origin of it, because Jim's just like, I don't get it, what's going on? But he gets offended, you know, that's why they call it the dabble verse Holy fuck Because somebody accused him of dabbling in stand-up and he got offended Yes They go you dabble and stand up And he goes dabble dabble

Starting point is 01:38:56 I've been headlining I don't dabble I'm a stand-up Instead of just realizing that this is the way Vos teases every comic Yeah Vos is like just If I tweeted something Vos is like if I tweeted something Vos would have said I don't get involved with middle drama. He said that to me. He would have said it to any comic He knows right yes, and we talked about this we covered this because you and I were talking about it Vinnie Yeah, that Vos busts everyone's balls every comic. That's his thing. He loves busting their balls

Starting point is 01:39:20 In fact, he's got a very funny example of this when he goes to different towns, you know They'll usually have a local MC on the show. Oh, I'm aware most MCs Most MCs on the road when I'm leaving at the end I go do you have my number they go? No, and I go good Yes, it's hilarious, you know, I I love rich and I don't know if I've ever said this on the show, but I legitimately really really respect and love Rich because he got me my very first guest spot. Oh, no. Got me paid work.

Starting point is 01:39:55 No, and the reason he did it was to bust another open micers balls and it was the fucking greatest funniest fucking thing in the world. We're sitting at the comics table at the old club in Webster I'm sitting there very quietly just shocked that rich of us is hanging out at this table Yeah, and he's being very generous and this one guy this annoying motherfucker. He sits disappeared is Telling rich every fucking joke he's ever written and rich I got this punch line and then I say this and then I do this and He's ever written and rich I got this punchline and then I say this and then I do this and

Starting point is 01:40:30 Everywhere to the tables like shut up and riches just going uh-huh uh-huh uh-huh, and I haven't said a word I'm sitting there just like Rolling my eyes and rich goat looks at me goes are you a comic and I go yeah I'm trying to be and he goes you want to do five minutes tonight That's right in front of that fucking guy to fuck with areas and I ended up getting to the MC rotation because of that No shit fucking this story. And also you you just did the show with rich boss or the shows with boss Weekend to go and you said it was incredible. I love he's the funniest. Yeah. He's very funny. I love him He's hysterical like the energy It the presence in the energy is just something you have to witness. He's a pro. Yeah, he's been doing it forever.

Starting point is 01:41:05 Don't be a comic if you're that thin skinned. What the fuck? I'm sick of it. And Bonnie and I talk about it all the time. They're all a bunch of fucking babies. What the fuck? Go work at Apple. Right, so he's got multiple responses to this.

Starting point is 01:41:18 So multiple? He's putting up there. Yeah, so apparently, like I said, he was putting up multiple responses after it was just a joke, a throw throw away like middle drama Rich went out to play golf comes back looks at his phone Right. What the fuck so then they bring up the fact that John went on his show and talked about Voss canceling a 9-eleven show from 23 years ago and We discussed this a little bit. I know you talked to rich about it when you were talking to him in person, but

Starting point is 01:41:43 This show occurred on the week of 9-eleven that weekend. Well, I was talking to him in person but this show occurred on the week of 9-11 that weekend. Well I was talking to him and Florentine and Florentine was on the show too. Right yeah so they both remember this. Well Jim is the one who said I think we got paid for that. Correct because when it was booked it wasn't a charity show because 9-11 hadn't happened yet. That's the thing they weren't just like hey there's gonna be a horrible tragedy on this Tuesday how about Friday we've raised some money for it like that. That even came in on schools. Schools were fucking closed and then all of a sudden, there's a comedy benefit. Everybody's

Starting point is 01:42:13 ready to laugh again. Yes. And I even tweeted to John. Hey, I was joking. Loosen up. Then he writes back to me. LOL. I just saw this right after he went on his podcast and trashed. Now there's these other guys that do a podcast and I'm sure they trash me and Bonnie. I think I heard they trash. It's called, who is this podcast? Carl, he's very funny. They're deep in the dabble.

Starting point is 01:42:39 So I'm sure they trash. But they did the whole show or all of it. And the guy is good I said this on my project. Yeah, Carl. He's funny. You got is he a comic boy? I don't be that stand-up He is a funny broadcaster though well, they had he had a comic con and they did the whole thing and a lot of people don't like to stutter and John for some reason right and He really reviewed it, I was really pro this guy

Starting point is 01:43:07 because he was saying nice things about me. He liked it when people were out there. Sure. You know, he was saying nice things. I'm glad Boss enjoyed it. I was saying yesterday, I go, maybe I should be nicer to people more often. This is great, Boss, it's on my side now.

Starting point is 01:43:19 All I've ever done is make fun of the guy for his shitty podcasts. You know, do you remember earlier when I was saying that when Carl's happiness annoys me? Yeah, that was an example. Here we are. We're Jim and Boston, how great I am. Just Carl smiling from ear to ear.

Starting point is 01:43:31 Yeah, I know, it's annoying. So then he says that Chad texted him. This is Rich talking. He goes, Chad texted me and said, John wants me to come out on his show. And Rich was like, no fucking way. I'm not involved in this. I'm not in your world, idiot. I'm not coming on your show.

Starting point is 01:43:46 So Rich is obviously using- Why is Chad booking it for John? Great question, because I guess Chad has his number and John doesn't. But yeah, no, it's ridiculous. If I was Chad and John's like, hey, can you see if Rich will come out and show up? I'm like, no, go fuck yourself. I don't know what to tell you. So then Sam's talking about his knowledge of the devil verse, some of the things we've covered over the years. Cause I dip in and dip out like I was big in the Chad Zuma catalytic converter drama. Like, you know, I jumped out. What was that? He stole a catalytic. He was when he pretended that Anthony punched him in the face and he was doing a bit or something like his Anthony

Starting point is 01:44:23 or Anthony's fan. He said, Oh, punch him in the face. But then it turned out he was doing a bit or something like his Anthony or or a close up fan He said oh punch him in the face, but then it turned out He was not telling the truth, but he he was said he was doing a bit But Anthony accused him of trying to steal catalytic converters. It was a whole thing So where would he get the wrenches from I don't know I don't know No one read that line. I thought that was so funny. See, look at those converters. Where did he get the wrenches from? Was that even a year ago? It was about a year ago. Wow.

Starting point is 01:44:50 Yeah. I know, isn't that crazy? Time flies. Time does fly by in the Dabbleverse for sure. But I love that Sam's just going, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah. I dip in, I dip out. You know, Chad, he has a black eye. I'm in. Very funny stuff.

Starting point is 01:45:02 Alright, so. Then they talk about, like, Rich went over to watch John's show because he's hearing that John's talking all this trash about him and he observed something that we all tend to observe when we watch John for the first time. The guy's down in beers or... He likes to drink. He does? Starting John...

Starting point is 01:45:18 I don't know, I think so, yeah. Oh, maybe on the podcast. I don't know him personally at all. I don't think I have... Maybe I met him once in my life in 2000 what wasn't in 2001 because you canceled on it. Yeah, so it might have been before that did you not care about 9-eleven now? Boss felt that there were 19 lives to grieve. Oh, I know which 19 was That's a classic Jimmy right there. That's a good line. That's very funny. Very good line right there All right

Starting point is 01:45:44 So I love that he goes Because sam's trying to play both sides of this like he knows everything but he also has to be naive a little bit He's like, yeah, so i'm watching the show. He downs a lot of beers like oh, yeah sitting john drinks does he he's like Oh, yeah, I don't know. That's what I hear. Uh, it's a word on the street. Yeah a couple people said it I hear that's the haps. I don't know. That's true. Yeah, I think that's the haps. I'm pretty sure so then Rich changes the conversation. So I talked about Anthony, did he make the move to South Carolina? What's going on with that?

Starting point is 01:46:08 And God bless you, Sam Roberts. I gotta give you credit. He steers it right back into the devil verse conversation. That's a big house too. I've seen photos of the house. Oh yeah. And a lot of property. Yeah. Showing off his property together.

Starting point is 01:46:18 Yeah. And I'm sure guns to protect it. Oh yeah. Now what did Bonnie think of the drama? Like she goes, don't get involved with it. And I don't. I wrote one tweet. Two tweets. Because you got involved with the original tweet and then I said it was a joke.

Starting point is 01:46:33 Loosen the fuck with no C up. All right. So he brings it back to the conversation. Thank you, Sam, for doing that because they could have easily gone off on Anthony being crazy with guns in South Carolina. But they bring it back. And now Sam explains a little bit about what's going on with Rich bringing this up on the Sam and Jim show, the Jim and Sam show, I should say.

Starting point is 01:46:53 To me, I'm not in cause you just did a podcast about it, bro. No, not the whole. I just, but you're in, I, you know, everybody's going to be playing clips. They're going to be, cause you brought it up here. Well, I did. Cause you guys are my buddies. So they're going to be playing clips. They're gonna be because you brought it up here Well, I did cuz you guys are my buddies so they're gonna be playing clips of this show And then it'll be just enough time to get him to Friday where they're playing clips of your show Yeah, and then you're gonna be next week. You're gonna be a part of it. Like you're in dude You're in the dabble from they tell you how well one it's for me. It's punching down Doing that you think you're above them. Yes. He thinks he's above stuttering John

Starting point is 01:47:25 Yeah, and he's right about that for sure. So I just love that the sense like well, he thinks he's above Bonnie Actually that that's funny that you say that because this is a funny thing about bodies the last clip I have Isn't that great though Bonnie's out here getting deals with Hulu and rich is like I've got my foot in the dabble verse I think you should get surely on the phone to see what beef he has was stuttering John Why you want this to become like dabble verse central now you are in dude. I like to hear this stuff though It's kind of funny. You're a puppet master. Do you think he's a poop it? I think it's kind of funny that these are all adults, right?

Starting point is 01:48:07 I find that funny too. A bunch of adults calling each other jerks on the internet. It's the best part actually. For years It is the best part. It's the best part about being us. So John did respond to that. I do have that. I know we're running long I don't have a lot to talk about with John just some month over stuff That I didn't get to yesterday on point double point Guggy, yeah, and I want to start off with I'm sorry Susanna coming in from mr. Magenta I have not even listened to this. I wanted to be surprised. I trust mr. Magenta He always does a great job of the best in the biz. So this is to sorry miss jackson by outcast. This is a parody Yeah, this one right here goes out to all the babies, mommas with fat, disgusting, drunk,

Starting point is 01:49:07 worthless sack of shit husbands that abandon their family and refuses to support them cuz feeding their cause like addiction is more important. Yeah. It goes like this. I'm sorry, Susanna. I am for real. Never meant to make a daughter cry. I wanted a son now she's a guy. I'm sorry Susanna Can't afford meals

Starting point is 01:49:32 Never meant to make your work three jobs just cuz I'm a broke disgusting slob I don't get why you're mad. Working three jobs ain't so bad I barely worked one made a hundred K kissing Jay Leno's ass What you whining about babe living in Calabasas was sweet Especially when you have a maid wife to clean up all your shit heaps look that was then this is now and broke his crap John support they can't medical bullshit. I can't pay that seven spray from the tonight show never heard of it It's thing I went for it. Don't have your lawyers look into it I probably should put my family first but my priorities are bizarre and wasting time trying to frame lady K for writing graffiti at a

Starting point is 01:50:02 Bar lady K all he does is make a bullshit Like I'm an unfit half-wit of smelly pits, protectile spit And then I haven't seen my kids in forever Forever, ever Forever, ever I'm sorry, Susanna I am for real Never meant to make your pussy dry

Starting point is 01:50:20 I drunk, apologize a trillion times I'm sorry, Susanna I am for real How did I not predict that that would be the forever I don't apologize a trillion times. Sorry, Susanna. Oh my God. How did I not predict that that would be the forever, the goddamn hit of the summer? That's amazing. Well done, Mr. Magenta. That's very funny. Okay.

Starting point is 01:50:35 So this is real quick to some timestamps that I have from John's show on Thursday, reacting to the fact that Voss was on Jim and Sam and they were all talking about him. I think it would be impossible for you to speak for everybody in the devil verse. And by the way, this is from John's gimp Halloween hand. It says devil verse doesn't need you go away, spend time with your kids. And he goes, are you speaking for everyone in the devil first? Literal John. He's speaking for me, John. Oh my god, John. Oh my god.

Starting point is 01:51:10 This is why I don't watch this anymore at all. It's insane. You f- Oh, Jesus Christ. You seem to be having fun with it. OK, I would have calmed down. And I'm not just going to sit here and react all stupid. OK, here we go.

Starting point is 01:51:20 But I hate him. He's hateable. Here we go. I also heard that Rich V boss was on with Jim and Sam on on KB show. And they're all talking about me. The fuck? Jim Norton. I've texted you like a billion times. Come on and show the fuck. Skull. I love you. You know I love you. I'm not trashing you. Where are you?

Starting point is 01:51:48 The funny thing about that is I texted Jim Norton on Thursday and he wrote me right back. Funny. John's just like, why I asked you to come on the show a billion times? That's a no. So what this is, is the first time we're going to hear that. The next time Jim Norton's name comes up, it's going to be, what's the matter Jim? It's going to be less compliment. Why the next time Jim Norton's name comes up it's gonna be what's the matter Jim it's gonna be less complicated little Jimmy going to be less complimentary oh dude it's gonna go right downhill now all right this is petty but i just want to respond

Starting point is 01:52:16 to this because John's been making fun of the college i attended as if that's going to get to me or prove a point so you're're gonna be- this is who you're gonna base? Fucking... Your intelligence, Galon? Lady K? Nope. From SUNY Brockport? You know how bad that university is?

Starting point is 01:52:39 No, tell us, John, how bad is it? SUNY fucking Brockport? Oh, that's where you're supposed to make an exaggerated claim John. That's how comedy works You gotta be fucking kidding me. Oh, that's those aren't punchlines at all John. That's not how jokes work It's so bad, let me let me help you out. We give you a starter Sunni Brockport is so bad Maybe my joke just won't help Brockport So bad! Maybe my joke just won't help. SUNY BROCKPORT!

Starting point is 01:53:04 What an idiot. Fucking guy has failed at every fucking thing he's done. I graduated college, so there's that. Also I graduated in the year 2000. It was 24 years ago. Who gives a shit? Who could possibly fucking care? Such an idiot everything he felt he

Starting point is 01:53:28 wanted to be a radio broadcaster then why did I go to school for marketing Chad think about this yeah I wanted to be an astronaut why you go to school for astronaut is a page up didn't you want to be a rock star yeah and I accomplished that by signing one record deal that didn't sell on that getting bumped from the label. It's called the law of the record. She returns. They gave you the shot and they went, oh, well, this doesn't work it out. Yeah. Thanks for everything. Have a great one. Yeah. We're leaving on great terms. We're never talking to you again or answering the phone. Yeah. Yeah. John's entire career is either getting demotions, like getting something great, and then getting gradual demotions over time, or just failing miserably at it. Cause if you think about

Starting point is 01:54:10 even on the Howard Stern show, starting as an intern, he was still a hole screener when he left that show. That's insane. Right. It wasn't meant to be a long-term engagement. Of course not. You're like, you're there's your internship. You have the experience. Now, go off into the world and find a job at a radio. Yeah. Nope. I'm staying right here. We're only gonna pay 10,000 dollars a year. Doesn't matter. I'm staying right here. Alright. He tried. I mean, they were giving him all the atta boys for all the stuff he was doing. That's why he didn't wanna leave until he saw the dollar signs. We also is obsessed with celebrity and

Starting point is 01:54:44 everyone was listening to the Howard Stern Show so John couldn't help himself. He'd rather make a fool of himself as the stunt boy on the Stern Show for no money than actually start a career. Nothing. He wanted to be a musician. What did that do for him? It's funny when he was recording this I was playing for 500 people at a private party that we were hired to do Nothing that guy has done has been successful Nobody knows who he is So you were at a party with 500 people he was in a 500 square foot apartment Yeah, that's surrounded by $500 worth of empties. That would be the comparison. Yes, great, correct I love what he he rags on me for having no one know who I am like well John if no one knows who I am then no one knows who you are because you talk about me at every fucking episode that's not the brag you think it is like this

Starting point is 01:55:33 thing that I talk about every show and I'm super famous no one knows about it no one knows who Julie is and they be jelly all right well I agree with that part. Okay. So what's going to do rate of you know, coming on John show. He looks like a fucking hostage. Didn't John like just make fun of rate of you don't talk lots of shit about them. They're all back together again. Dude. This is insane right here. John's trying to do. I assume a comedy show. I can't keep up with all this middle. I can't give up the middle drama. I assume these open bikers are driving me nuts. I assume it's supposed to be like a comedy show.

Starting point is 01:56:06 You have a comedian on as a guest, you wouldn't make them as uncomfortable as possible, but not John. Patrick Melton. Now, I'm sure you've seen what he does to my kids, but I'm sure you've seen what he did to Kate Meany and her mother and all of that, and all the other people that he's attacked

Starting point is 01:56:27 viciously and unwarranted, unprovoked. Why would you hang out with this guy? I don't understand Ray. Why would you hang out with this guy? Why would you want to do business with a guy that has a picture of my trans kid and thinks that's cool. He's all upset that Raise on hackamania. So he's telling right he needs to cancel hack a man. Why is everybody fighting for custody of Ray DeVito? KB's all about a shit about a John's now upset about it's so weird fucking copy KB Not since Mike Bush Eddie has there been a less relevant or interesting person than everybody's coveted It's going on right now. I want to see the Ray DeVito on a pole match. Yeah for custody of Ray But this is how insane this is He brings him out as the guest and then berates him for doing a stand-up show in Vegas that we're all going to

Starting point is 01:57:18 Like how are you supposed to this is not what you do with a guest John How could you possibly do a show with a guy that doesn't like me and makes fun of me on the internet? You're doing a show with a bunch of people like that, actually. In the background every day. Why, and now he just called Kevin Brannon's beautiful wife a savage because of the color of her skin. Can you send me the timestamp?

Starting point is 01:57:42 That sounds fun. Why the fuck would you do... See now I can understand why Kevin's mad because you know this is a guy that attacks Kevin's wife. She's not in the double burst. Did Ray die? Ray looks like he's watching his parents get tortured. This is so traumatizing for me. He called in from the gym. He's making time for John is getting lectured and berated So see most people in general are taking pictures of themselves lifting weights and shit like that race just in there being yelled at by starting to cry He said something mean about Kevin Brennan's wife you can't do a show with them

Starting point is 01:58:22 I pause the treadmill John. I gotta get back at it. Innocent why would you do that? When I agreed to go to Hackamany everyone was getting along so well Kevin's not being very a lot of people not being very nice to me right now it's not like. Yeah John likes to paint this picture that Patrick Melton's out there just being a big meanie-bo-genie and everyone else is just going, what is going on with this guy? Why is he being such a meanie-bo-genie and making fun of families and shit? Meanwhile, Kevin Brennan and Stuttering John have gone after many members of my family nonstop.

Starting point is 01:58:58 So don't act like you're all fucking innocent and you're like, oh, she's not even part of the devil verse. Neither is my sister. I saw some photos of her you posted on the internet Chad you put it on your show neither is my father neither is my mother like what what are you talking about here? Asshole, which mama doesn't matter Kate I love Kate She kind of put herself in a bad position. She's out of the devil worse now

Starting point is 01:59:22 Yeah, if anyone like goes after that's uncalled for but you just what are these fucking rules? They're coming up with we can't make one of Kate Meany now Why could she stop being on YouTube for a month even the mafia doesn't make fun of Kate Meany He just told people that he wants people to go that go rape her and her mother Okay, so this is ridiculous. So John now is claiming that he's actually and I love when John gets real literal with things. He's like, this guy actually wants to see her and her mom

Starting point is 01:59:55 get forcibly raped by people. But probably not. And Patrick Motton's like a comedian who hosts a funny podcast show. So probably not. So then John tries to prove it. Watch this epic fail as he tries to pull up the video of it just be honest with me all right I can't hear yeah all right so I want to point something out. So John found a video that somebody posted on the internet of them filming their monitor sideways or crooked of Patrick Melton saying whatever nefarious things he's saying here. But the funny part to me is that John thinks

Starting point is 02:00:38 it's so horrible that his trans son is behind Patrick Melton yet he's putting it up on his show. This rape threat is sideways. It really is. I could hear a little bit. He wants it to get shredded by a team. The black men. It doesn't matter. I can't hear it. I can't hear it. Oh, that didn't work out. All right. Never

Starting point is 02:01:03 mind. How about exhibit B that event? That hear it. Oh, that didn't work out. Alright, never mind. How about exhibit B that? He's right. The the the man that Patrick Mountain wishes raved Kate Meade's skin color does not matter. John is right. A team of savages. Oh wait. No. Why?

Starting point is 02:01:17 I mean and then real quick because John loves to make fun of my wife and John does this all the time. He confuses his ex-wife Susanna with his mom. Right. Here's the thing. And you have to understand something. I don't think you're a bad person. I don't. I don't think you wish badly on anybody. I don't. Badly? Is that proper English? Wish badly on anybody? But out of all these assholes in the doubleverse, the only one that really goes to, that really go to nefarious levels is Fatty Patty and Pocky Anthony Cunamie. But like everybody else here, they'll goof on me. Silent Mike tried to keep on fuck with my wife

Starting point is 02:02:10 until I fucking, not my wife, my fucking mom. Oh, my co-sider. Wow, yeah, right, yeah, your co-sider. He really confuses his mom and his wife a lot. I've said too much. Yeah, this has happened too many times for it to just be a Freudian slip, as they say. One more clip out here because I played this on point, Dale point yesterday, but it's too

Starting point is 02:02:31 funny. John's out in LA. Why is he out in LA? What's the point? Well, he's still in show business, of course. He's got a manager. He's going to go on auditions. He's going to get a sitcom. He's been talking about it. I said, get a sitcom. He's been talking about it. How are your auditions going? I got nothing. And now I finally learned why. Oh, why?

Starting point is 02:02:50 Apparently, Sag Aftar, at least this is what I was told, Sag Aftar is still striking. Ah! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Fucking idiot. Ha ha ha ha ha! Who the fuck told him that?

Starting point is 02:03:03 Yeah, that's what I want to know stupid idiot Are you shitty guess you told him that his manager? How come not getting any auditions? Well, there's that strike going on shot. I don't even think this guy's a manager I think he's just a troll with J. I think he's just a troll fucking with John Is that incredible? Well, John, you know, there's a war of fun. Is that you see. So now he's going to look it up for himself. He's like, I had someone tell me the strike is still going. Is that true? This is dawning on him now. Wait a minute. John,

Starting point is 02:03:49 you're not going to get a job in Hollywood when your show is you getting drunk on the internet every fucking night. People see this. John, you've committed career suicide doing what you're doing in your career and listen, dude, let the evidence speak for itself. Show me where you're booked. Show me what shows you're doing. Yeah. Listen, dude, I don't claim to be a super successful superstar. You do and you do nothing. You're making that finger worse.

Starting point is 02:04:24 No, it says that ended but then this guy was saying he's got no work right now because you know something's going, it's still going on you know with SAG-AFTRA. Wow. Something is up. I don't know. I don't know. I gotta do some research. I'm not gonna do it here. But I haven't gotten

Starting point is 02:04:46 shit. I call my manager, I'm like, dude, what the fuck is going on? What a delightful client to have. Dude, what the fuck is going on? Hi to you too, John. What's going on? Doesn't your agent handle these things? What does your manager handle your bookings for auditions? Anything! He's like, you know, I'm submitting it, but it hasn't been anything really. Yeah, I mean that might be true that he's submitting them and no one's like, yeah, we got to bring Mellenda's in for auditions. It probably is true. Somebody probably took a flyer on him just to see what would happen and he probably works with some stuff like, I'm guessing like reality TV, true TV, or something like that. Yeah, something like low level low budget that they could

Starting point is 02:05:30 throw a name into and they're not even touching them. Yeah. But in his defense, the studios have slowed down. But they they literally have slowed down based on what what are you talking about? They actually stopped for a while and then they had to like, catch up. They haven't slowed down based on what what are you talking about? They actually stopped for a while and then they had it like Catch up. They haven't slowed down. You know, many fucking TV shows are in production right now. What's he talking about? You you Stupid There's nine could Jillian streaming services that are all producing all content content

Starting point is 02:06:02 Yes, there's too many **** shows. If there was ever a time. Who's his manager? I gotta know. I love hitman Dan. Yeah, we gotta get his manager on the show. If you're watching, I'm sure you are. Hit me up. Send me an email. Keep your

Starting point is 02:06:17 name anonymous. I want to have you on the show. You think it's a troll? Oh yeah. For sure. Who the **** Who's watching this trade record? Yeah, I'll get you some gigs in Hollywood. Uh, hello I'd like to tell you about my client John Melendez From Stuttery John from the Howard Stern show speaking of the card if we got to get Mary Beth Rosie in here Mary Beth, what's happening?

Starting point is 02:06:37 Hello looking fantastic as always Mary Beth is of course cow bikini picks are on the patreon Yes, hey, John, I can't see Oh, thank you always, Marybeth is of course, cow bikini picks are on the Patreon. Patreon.com slash who are these podcasts. Oh, thank you. Thank you. And of course, there's an opportunity to see more where that came from if you sign up for Marybeth's OnlyFans account. How's that going for you? It's going pretty well. Yeah, I enjoy it and my husband enjoys it. Good. Probably more so than I do even see the photographer for these Shoots that of course

Starting point is 02:07:09 Good for him now. I have you on here because we got a catch an alien and I have a feeling that you're up for it Always. All right. Let's do this It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to catch an alien Are you ready to play? to catch an alien

Starting point is 02:07:33 Right now if you have the ocus you can be well that was like a I did that at a place in Lake Park The guy had this whole program. Oh, yeah, he already had a thing like a beta probably or a thing that was you know Program oh he had a he already had a thing like a beta probably or a thing that was you know Yeah, they're still testing it But I mean it makes sense right if you go to a baseball game or a basketball game or a football game And you want to sit courts out of the basketball. Let's say Lakers. You like the Lakers sit courts out at the Lakers game I don't know what that cost in person It's a lot of money, but now I can sell an infinite amount of courtside seats Yeah, I'm filling the seat, and I don't know what that cost would be whatever they would charge

Starting point is 02:08:11 But say it's say it's 200 bucks. Let's say they keep it lower just so they can get more people right $200 to say courtside at the Lakers finals game to the whole fucking world man Yeah, that's crazy. I mean it's gonna happen It's just a matter of time true, and then that just sucks people more into the bullshit of Basically social media and you can call metaverse whatever you want to call it, but it's still social media It takes away the person-to-person Contact the conversation because you know when you go to a game you want to be with your buddies But yo, did you see that shot? Yeah, you're on the glasses, but you're not fucking there. Yeah, like I know

Starting point is 02:08:49 But I just think they want us to be dumb in 2020 Verizon had an activation at the Super Bowl live and it was I Forget be somewhere and you could you know you could be like if you wanted to see what was going on in one section Then you could just go to that section and you could just watch what's going, people watch basically. Crazy. Think about how small cameras have gotten, right? I envision, and they're probably, they're definitely ahead of me and they know this already,

Starting point is 02:09:14 but I guarantee they got cameras that they're gonna put into the front of the helmet, little tiny little cameras, so you can see the eyes of the game through Patrick Mahomes, or if you wanna see through your offensive linemen or Defensive linemen that's gonna be what it is. It's gonna be it's kind of cool, and then kind of like whoa That's fucked up, but yeah now. How do they get women involved in? The metaverse of the oculips or whatever what do they do with that for women for what?

Starting point is 02:09:41 Like like where they would put them on and they could be wherever they want to be What did Tommy say? Number one Shopping for handbags Pretend to be a CEO or a scientist Next at a salon watching Kim Kardashian for front row for Oprah. Lastly, trying on wedding dresses to catch an alien. This is fantastic. All Alright, I always go

Starting point is 02:10:25 first. I think it's next at a salon watching Kim Kardashian. Vinny, what do you think? That's what I was going to go with too, but you know what? I really wanted to be, what do they do? Try it on wedding dresses? So I'll go with last season. Mary

Starting point is 02:10:39 Beth, you know like what women like to do? Let's see. No, it's not what women like to do. It's what Tommy thinks women like to do. Good point. So, I'm going to go with front row Oprah. Yes, that's a very possible one. What do you think producer Chris? I'm completely with Mary Beth's assessment there. It's what stupid thing Tommy's going to say. Because Oprah hasn't done a show like a talk show in decades I'm going to one shopping for handbags. I got pretending to be a CEO or a scientist pretty fucking well done Oculips or whatever what do they do with that for women for what like like where they would put them on and they could be

Starting point is 02:11:22 Wherever they want to be I guess they could be at a salon Watching yes Fucking hair done or To be the salon watching Kim Kardashian get her hair done why right Marybeth? Yeah Jenner is the devil my football's huge with women. I think I mean we're not Jenna Chris. Yeah Do you have those glasses? No No, what do you think about all these cutoffs like Amazon just laid off what 50,000 or 100,000 people? Elon said you have until the end of the day today to decide yes or no. You see that shit really and

Starting point is 02:12:02 That's all for this time Come back next time to find out if you can navigate the metaverse enough to catch an alien. Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Brought to you by Hockey Lips. Alright, well done. Cardiff. Always a fun game. So, what have

Starting point is 02:12:35 we done today? We've done it all. We talked about that reality show. Our new favorite podcast. The greatest show in the history of the show. And Lisa Boswell. And uh I'm signing up for Lisa Boswell's only fans. That's for sure. It's only 499. I should

Starting point is 02:12:55 probably do it for free. I'll give it to you but it's on computer. Uh Ray Devita was on BYB talking about Matt Pinhead, Louis J. Gomez was remembering the time that he raped my girlfriend, Howard Stern talked to Joe Biden about getting revenge on the high school crushes via Facebook in 2024. MLC was sniping us and then TJ Miller made fun of them to their faces. Jim and Sam entered the devil verse with our boy, Rich Voss, my new best friend, stuttering John Melendez. Oh, Mr. Magenta killed it with

Starting point is 02:13:25 his song, stuttering John was holding Ray DeVito hostage for some reasons. You know what that means, time for everyone's favorite part of the show. And I don't have a clip, I don't know what we're going to be reviewing, but I want to say we are changing up Wednesdays for the time being Patrick Melton nobody likes onions is coming on this Wednesday coming up Do you realize the horrible things that man says about John's children? I do! How could you?

Starting point is 02:13:56 As soon as I saw that I texted him like what can you please come off the show? I need you at WATP I need some of those things being said over here now So yeah, I don't think John's gonna like that, but I'm excited to have fatty patty on the show. And that'll be a good time. We're actually going to have coming up this month, leading up the hackamania hackamania.com promo code W ATP or promo code creep 20% off leading up to that. I'm going to have a number of people who are going to be with us on that show in Vegas. We got Ray show. 20% off. Leading up to that, I'm going to have a number of people who are

Starting point is 02:14:28 going to be with us on that show in Vegas. We got Ray DeVito, Pat Dixon, Tukey, a whole bunch of people. Patrick Melton will be on the show to get us ready and raring for that. So, you know, I'm sitting here on this show with

Starting point is 02:14:43 you and I'm looking at the scroll at the bottom of the screen. Yeah, we're Hackamania. It's about that. And I've noticed that you bag.org. Oh no, no, that you haven't even promoted your own show being at Hackamania. It's not even out there. I forgot to write creep off out there. Yeah, you did. You told me that the other day and I still have it updated. Pretty. Why don't you promote the creep off right now? Since you're here on the show, thank you so much for coming by. Great to see you again. Mondays at one o'clock. We are live. We have a great time. You can watch it right on this channel. If you don't mind, go over and

Starting point is 02:15:07 subscribe to the creep off channel to this clips and fun things were popping up notification. So you know that when we're alive and you can come on and enjoy the show. Absolutely. We'd love to have you. The only true crime show

Starting point is 02:15:17 made for guys. It's a competition. It's fun and we get into some silly, silly stories, you know, and if you're a subscriber to our Patreon or our bonus episode, you know, we're going to be for guys. It's a competition. It's fun. And we get into some silly, silly stories. You know, and if you're a subscriber to our Patreon or our bonus episodes, you get a lot of extra content. This week we covered the entire Diddy situation, top to bottom. Yes. We watched Rob Wolchek catch a house thief. Rob Wolchek video was fantastic this past

Starting point is 02:15:41 week. So Rob Wolchek is a investigative news guy out of Detroit and he is phenomenal at what he does. He's great. And he's the corniest motherfucker on planet Earth but it works for him. So check out the creep off patreon.com. You know who else is going to be at Hackamania in Vegas is Mary Beth and Brian Johnson are going to be there. In fact, Brian's agreed to do a scum parade segment with us. That's fantastic. So Brian's going to be up on the creep off. We'll have him up with who are these podcasts? I'm sure I'll force them to do that and Marybeth where can people find you with less clothing? on only fans comm slash Marybeth Rosie, that's M. ARI beth R. O S I E

Starting point is 02:16:21 Yeah, you can see me with the clothes off. All right awesome and yeah, I'll have to get I think you guys scheduled before hackamania as well because that is gonna be a party if you're not going to Vegas You done fucked up, bro Done fucked up We're gonna have a very good time out there All right, I think that covers everything shit. We are Love that saying the shit it is Did you see that first segment that we did very bad yeah

Starting point is 02:16:52 What do you think about those two how good man and Lisa Boswell? Fun to watch I would never want to meet them in person Dude, it looks like a Rob Zombie movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It looks like those types of people are just like, yeah, that lamp over there, that's someone's skin. That's the lampshade. It's almost like you can smell them, but they're not there. Did you guys notice the table in between them

Starting point is 02:17:18 was like one of those folding table things? Yeah. That checks out. Did you notice that the room they were in is most likely in a trailer? Yeah, the nicest thing in that room was the box of Kleenex Was it name-brand? No No, but it was nicer than everything else. It flowers in yeah, so there's that very about do you have some new reviews for us?

Starting point is 02:17:40 I'm not sure I sent you the link catch the last Did you see the well? I think the the last couple that document that I sent you have not been read on the show yet Okay, there's a guy Coleman. It is a great job keeping our reviews all up to date for us He even finds them from places outside of Apple podcasts, which is great We have all these reviews going on all over the place. That's awesome. That's very helpful for us It is very helpful. So after these the net news will be back with these Reviews and your voicemails, please join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all who are these podcasts Sleep well, everypony

Starting point is 02:18:25 Great show good job everybody great job everyone of morning radio and now this show is over now mmm okay great show, good job everybody, great job everyone top secret news everyone from dablerz anonymous, slammo bird ass reports muttering jay, the softest character in the dabbleverse muttering jay blocks so many people it is really sad what a soft pathetic pussy he is i'm only posting this because i know he reads all of these posts.

Starting point is 02:18:45 Fuck you, MJ, you unfunny bitch. Acubats opines, dude is the worst, whoever the fuck he is. Amy Moose agrees. Yeah, he's retarded. He was given way too much credit at the beginning of the dabbleverse. Independent Fox, he's on vacation this week. Wait, I mean, Dustin the PI is on vacation. Oops, no, Vince the lawyer is on vacation this week. Wait, I mean Dustin the PI is on vacation. Oops, no, Vince the Lawyer is on vacation this week.

Starting point is 02:19:09 From Facebook, Josh Hardgrove posts a sweet pic of the four guitar gods, Paige, Clapton, Hendrix, and Melendez, and reminds us that there's that one video where his hair gets tangled up in his strings on stage. Fucking idiot. Jeff Hutchinson reminds us, he can play riffs and sing at the same time. Not very many people can do that, you know.

Starting point is 02:19:29 Elsie Brock from Patreon makes some points. The ultimate version of all these terrible nostalgia bait TV show podcasts. Bonaduji being featured in this particular episode was just the rancid cherry on top. He rarely misses an attempt to get all self-righteous and come up with why he has good reasons for attacking people.

Starting point is 02:19:48 Mr. Trey Peacock explains, I hate Delia. Not funny. Huge creep. But Carl needs to stop saying, he made these girls get tattoos. They're adult women over 18. Nobody can make you get a tattoo.

Starting point is 02:20:04 Grow up, Carl. Principled uncertainty shouldn't do things while medicated. They're adult women over 18. Nobody can make you get a tattoo. Grow up, Carl. Principled uncertainty shouldn't do things while medicated. Carl made me get a tattoo of producer Chris on my butt. Looks cool though. Satan may have his wires crossed. Carl hates the misfits and no doubt, but loves stupid ass Weezer. Penis wrinkle unveils.

Starting point is 02:20:21 The dynamic duo of dumbassness, narcissism, and wet brain. Pepsi addict is desperate. I'm begging you, Carl. Get Cardiff's audio levels under control. I love watching the weekly live shows, but you're killing my ears with the volume changes. And from YouTube, August Dupin submits. Patty Broken Skull is a better musician than SJ ever was.

Starting point is 02:20:43 Pien Wienerstein is taking a victory crap. Spending 20 minutes in the bathroom before cell phones were a thing is honestly impressive. You have to really try to be that lazy. Proctor13 points out, This is where John's ego gets him in trouble. Does he have to be the best guitarist in the world to have a good band? No, but he can't help himself. He just has to act as if he's better than everyone else and above it all.

Starting point is 02:21:06 The guy was really lucky but just can't admit it. Severinx, Mitch Vitale got John his job at Stern, so John being snotty about him is amazing to me. And Michael Carr, our 13, plays us out with a personal tempting offer. He's single Lucy and not only that, he was the main writer for the Kareem Abdul-Jabbar roast All right, Mary Beth do we have reviews pulled up for us? Yes. I have a couple here that beautiful and I you know, let me pull it up myself because Normally, I don't cheat and look at the reviews ahead of time. I probably won't guess at How many stars they are. But I've noticed that, and I appreciate this,

Starting point is 02:21:48 I don't think a lot of people are paying attention to Apple podcasts as much as they used to. And so these reviews are coming in all over the place and we're getting them from Castbox, Podcast Addict, Stitcher, pod chaser, good pods. So we're getting reviews in other places, which is great. Spotify would be nice if people wanna give us reviews there. We'd really appreciate it, but take it away, Mary Beth.

Starting point is 02:22:14 All right. The worst thing going. I'll change review for coolest. Okay, I'm gonna guess that that's a five star. I don't remember that one now that I think about it. Yes Then that's very good this next one doesn't have a title it just says yes colored jeans Some people are picking up on Frenchie. I think Frenchie is fascinating. You have a great new fall lineup. You got Frenchie, you got Helga, Lisa,

Starting point is 02:22:54 you got some real heavy hitters joining the team. It's like when America's Got Talent takes on new episodes in the summertime. All these networks started realizing, hey, we can do reality shows and stuff that's cheap and run episodes in the summertime. You know, all these networks started realizing like, hey, we can do reality shows and stuff that's cheap and running in the summertime. Like we're finding our cheap banter for the summertime coming up here, which is really nice. It's a very helpful change of pace. I love it. It's very helpful for sure. Thank you, Mary Beth, for reading those. You got a fantastic job. Let's hear what the people out there are calling in and talking about, shall we? Hey Heidi, hey Carl, it's Jeremy again.

Starting point is 02:23:29 Follow on with this week's top five WAT world takeaways. Number one, gender-affirming underwear. Number two, Bert Kruscher and John Cirasani are the same person. Number three, yes. Yeah. Number four, your smile looks just like Mr. Sparkle. Hey. And number five, this is my idea for a new half-band name, Robert Reed and the HIVs. That's good. Fuck you. Don't call me by I would have that's been taken before. Robert Reed and the HIVs. It's an amazing band name. I like it. I would do that. All right. Hey, Carl, daddy Joe from Iowa here. Now you've been bringing up

Starting point is 02:24:17 Chris Delia, aka Topher aka Beaver Hole up a lot lately. Yeah. And this motherfucker tried to say that he can't be canceled, right? What makes me laugh is try to find the Workaholics episode to friend a, yeah, let me rephrase that, to friend a predator. You ain't gonna find it, you wanna know why? Because Chris D'Elia played a fucking predator trying to fuck Justin Bieber,

Starting point is 02:24:42 who ironically did the roast of Justin Bieber They scrubbed that shit from the internet. You can't be cancelled. That's one of the best comedy shows That's ever come out of Comedy Central and you're not in it anymore, bud Fuck Kristalina Don't call me that we should find that episode be fun to watch because didn't he play a child molester on two different shows Yes And we covered all of that on a creep off Hall of Fame episode when we inducted Crystalia into the creep off Hall of Fame. We did a deep dive on his ceiling staring ass

Starting point is 02:25:12 I'm still proud of the research that we did for that show deep. It was good We had a lot of help with that too. I think I believe our conclusion was this guy's a problem Yeah, I'm not mistaken. He wants a cult. Everybody. The guy wants a cult. Yeah, he had one going for a minute there. Yeah. Might still. Hey, Carl, 20 year drew and Mike listener. I got to say I just watched point double point with Drew Lane on it. Yeah. And when he called crows cross, I saw you smirk a little bit, but you're a real class act, not calling him out and just subtly pronouncing his name right when he was done Drew's old got a bum hip

Starting point is 02:25:48 Still a good dude, but you're real class act there Carl. You got his hip replaced finally, which is good But yeah, Drew's always done. They always called him cross because he reads it and it's CROS Yeah, cuz I've been on this show many times where he goes. What about that cross guy? I'm like a crows. Yeah. Yeah, he's great Hi crows. Hey crows Hi crows lawyers Hi crows his lawyer Hey Carl Gary in San Diego Well a couple things I've been listening to John's Thursday show

Starting point is 02:26:22 One half power into the show, he's got 186 listeners. That's it, 186 listeners on the line. No wonder no one's ever heard of me. Number two, he was asked by a super chatter about auditions. Boy, that hit a hot button with John. Oh yeah, we played it. He hasn't had any auditions this year.

Starting point is 02:26:46 Not one audition. Then he says, well, that's because Aftra Sag's still on strike. Then he finds out 20 minutes later that Aftra Sag is not on strike, but he still has no audition. And it's because- I just realized something. Rather than watch Suttery John, I didn't want Gary to watch it and just call me up and tell me what happened.

Starting point is 02:27:07 I'd set the phone for 20 minutes just, all right, then what happened? The industry is slowing down. Maybe movies are slowing down, but they're still filming plenty of TV shows. There's more channels than ever. So why he's not getting auditions, his agent has no excuse. John is hitting the roof and rightfully so. He should be getting auditions. He's a top talent. Anyway, that's it for now from San Diego. Rock and Rolla. Hey Siri, end call. Hey Siri, hang up. I always love what he does.

Starting point is 02:27:47 Okay. I always love what he does, man. My heart is warmed. Hey Siri, watch MSNBC. Hey Siri, hey Siri, hang up. Hey Carl, just listened to the latest episode and it really should have come with a warning. You know, warning if you're a female,

Starting point is 02:28:04 you might get too turned on by listening to Carl talk about the pentatonic scale. John's guitar playing the pentatonic scale, if this were even harmonious and the melodic state of his... dude you couldn't tell first part of this was sarcasm do better hamburger do better that's great sarcasm I picked up on it right away sir you have some bitch and they're not very funny so what you have to do is kind of couch it with a Weird thing about who you are and where you're from and what your fucking deal is You might be a shitty voicemail caller. Just have a funny take you fucking retards good point Very good point

Starting point is 02:29:00 Hey Carl, it's Terry from Sacramento points hey Carl it's Terry from Sacramento man Kevin Brennan's really got to the shitter with the best guess he gets Steve Luma Mike Bichetti what the fuck and now he's acting more like hip-hop array is a great sign off the audio quality sucks but I had to keep that just for that hip-hop array was very funny Well done Terry in Sacramento What are you going to tell everyone who already booked hotel rooms to Hackamania that the new venue is out of walking distance?

Starting point is 02:29:51 I don't like this middle-er. You're going to need an even smaller venue when none of these fat fucks are able to walk two miles across downtown Las Vegas at 3 a.m. Get an uber good luck I Wonder if that is the same guy who is the niggler on the biggest problem universe show I forgot with that guy. He's different. He's cool. The middler. He's weird. I don't hope it is. I don't like him He's scary the middle of scares me. Yeah, I hear he's gonna blow's cool the middler he's weird I don't hope it is I don't like him he's scary the middleman scares me yeah I hear he's gonna blow up

Starting point is 02:30:28 the dams because of capitalism well him and Lisa boss wow and how good man yes I know how to use heavy equipment I could take out the levees you know those people really are like if I was in the FBI I would definitely get them to plot the assassination of Trump and set them up and get them thrown in prison for the rest of their lives they would be so easy to manipulate thanks to a high-powered rifle looking out a window. I don't know they just told me to stand here Mike said I'm gonna shoot at that fat fuck He knows he's guilty

Starting point is 02:31:18 Howdy Carl hello Vinny 40 seconds left here we go I bought my tickets for hacka meania prima code creep me, 40 seconds left, here we go. I bought my tickets for Hakimania, Prima code creep while I was drunk. Couldn't find my ticket the next day and emailed Patrick and he helped me figure it out. Anyways, I guess I feel bad because while he was helping me out, I Patrick Phil because I was still drunk the next day thinking that Patrick was Phil Elmore. I don't know why are you still drunk now and Yeah, I fucked up anyways 45 seconds All right, call me back. All right. I'm glad you're coming to hecka mania looking forward to Hang out with you agreed. He seems delightful Go to the bar with that guy. I just discovered something embarrassing. I don't know if you saw that

Starting point is 02:32:12 When I do this my computer Fucking sucks right there so we tell Johnny's gonna do the double double horns on this show. He's gonna love that one Why does it do that dude? You know what I like max, but maybe I should maybe it's back to windows with me Yeah, Bill Gates who's running Microsoft doesn't do stuff like that, baby Guys, thanks so much for coming on the show Bill Gates is too busy trying to get everyone to take a Fake vaccine hey, what happened to the YouTube stream? Where do we go Marybeth always good to see you yes thanks for having me please give Brian

Starting point is 02:33:10 my best of course yeah can't wait to see you A plane has hit, I rewatch it, Carly. Boom. Fuck his mom. Boom. Boom. Okay, folks. Guess what? The episode's over.

Starting point is 02:33:34 I gotta go. Goodbye. Goodbye. That was a great episode. That was really great. I don't know, who gives a shit? Why am I even still doing this? I'm out of here. Bye, Brennan. Ah, Carl. I love you. Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. I don't know who gives a shit why am I even still doing this I'm out of here Carl I love you go fuck yourselves have a good week

Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep513 - That Reality Show

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