Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep52 - Three Angry Nerds

Episode Date: March 11, 2017

This week on WATP we reviewed a show that actually asked to be reviewed.  Who'd a thunk it?  It's called Three Angry Nerds and it features three angry nerds as hosts.  Once again, Kevin is underprepared and sleep deprived but Karl pulls the slack (and slaps his own bag) for the show.  We talk about comics and Star Wars and Nic Cage even stops by to tell us his thoughts.  It's two nerds talking about three nerds.  Give it a listen! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts. I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts that you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you can visit us on WhoAreThese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter at Who Are These Pod. We're always looking for new podcast suggestions, so leave us a comment or post a death threat. Today, I'll be reviewing a show called Three Angry Nerds. As always we have listened the episode separately, we have not discussed it with each other beforehand. So without further ado, let's find out once and for all who all these podcasts.

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Yeah, sure. Sure. So, Kevin, we're listening to a podcast this week called Three Angry Nerds. And this is the first time we've had a podcast come in from the podcast itself. They shot us a note and said, feel free to review our podcast. We've been around for four years. We were open to critiques. And I give them a lot of credit out of the gate

for shooting us that note. I hope more podcast follows suit. Yeah, I was kind of refreshing to have a show, come to us essentially. All right now we got that one. Let's talk about how these assholes saw. One of our recent reviews said that we call people assholes a lot which is pretty funny. Yeah we do. We use that so that's one of our go-to words, I guess. Notice that.

We've gotten some interesting reviews lately. Oh, really? I haven't seen it. Yeah, we got a couple of new ones. But anyway, back to the topic at hand, which is currently slapping my bag. I like the show, so I'm just going to come right out and say, this is my type of show as a nerd or a geek as I prefer. Yeah, this is the type of shit that I would sit around and talk about with people. Okay, so you're saying that you will subscribe to this show and listen to it. So you're saying that you will subscribe to the show and listen to it. Now that you've heard this episode.

Yeah, I mean, probably. I'll add it. Yeah. OK. So I'm not as into the topics as you probably are. I zoned out quite a bit. I found this show to be extremely boring. I think, you know, I mean, if you're not into

any of that stuff or, you know, stuff, meaning, you know, comic book movies and Star Wars and shit like that, then I could see where it would be boring to the average listener. But I own no fewer than a dozen Star Wars T-shirts, so it's not bad. These guys just have, they have zero production. There's no professionalism in the way that they broadcast.

I'll shoot you an example here. If you play track 16, I actually put a little bell on every time this guy says like and you know. Two things you should not be saying when you're broadcasting out of podcast. I love that we're calling this out, but alright. But you know what? Like it's a fun movie. Like it's not like gonna like be a movie that you're gonna like analyze for you know social critiques or anything like that like it's a movie about a guy who can hear what girls you know think and you know he he learns to appreciate women and finds love and his daughter you know can he can understand his daughter a bit more you know a linguist

A linguist. So that's my biggest critique. There is a lack of professionalism going on here. Uh, okay. I mean, I do this quite a bit. As you know, I'm sure the bell would be going crazy. I need to start doing that. I need to get a bell over here. Just hearing what I hear you say like.

Yeah, it would be kind of ridiculous but I don't know like it oh there you go let's just set it it's there was like you know a few parts where I was like oh Jesus I'm doing it now I'm way more conscious of saying like welcome Welcome. The Topics were I don't know they're they're interesting to me. I enjoy talking about movie directors and TV shows and crap like that. So I'm in all that. I'm not into DC universe stuff Batman is okay, but the rest of it is kind of bullshit to me I don't really give a shit about it

So that part of his is was so Kevin I Wobb Batman and Wobb the dark night movies and I have a track out here that I call Batman talk is a bore fast play I'm pretty track too so the is a bore fast play track too. So the ever going drama over at WB and Batman continues because Matt Reeves is now officially attached to the Batman after he was rumored and then talks broke down and now he's officially joining. It's like a fucking like dramatic relationship that I'm just tired of hearing about it. Kevin, this show makes that podcast sleep with me sound like the Alex Jones show.

This is so boring and slow and methodical. It makes gum with the wind seem like it runs at a fast pace Jeez, I don't understand the name of the show three angry nerds Three boring nerds would be a much better title these I've seen birds that are angry or the news guys Well, I was wondering why they called it angry nerds and then Well, there's this I pulled a it Angry Nerds. And then you know, well, there's this. I pulled a clip that that sums up them being angry. So here we go.

So for movies that have been announced that are not technically in full production yet, you have Aquaman, Shazam, Black Adam, cyborg, Green Lantern, Corp, the Batman, Dark Universe, the Flash, Gotham City, Siren, Deadshot, Justice D2, Lobo, Man of Steel 2, Nightwing, and Suicide Squad 2. Which of these movies are actually getting made? These, these angry there. Wow, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is, that is something I put a tiny bit of production into. And when I say tiny, you're gonna see it's very tiny.

Play Trek, I call this rattling off movie's one. The movies that have been announced that are not technically in full production, that you have Aquaman, Shazam, Black Adam, Cyborg, Green Lantern, Corp, The Batman, Dark Universe, The Flash, Gotham City, Cyron, Deadshot, Justice D2, Low-Bow, Man of Steel, Two, Nightwing, and Suicide Squad 2. It's the end of the world.

That's the end of the world. That's the end of the world. I feel fine. You could put that in as a verse of that song, and I wouldn't know the difference. OK, yeah, it's a fourth verse. I wouldn't know that. I'm a two superman. So then I thought of another place where that would fit pretty well.

And again, very little production put in play track for rattling off movies too. For movies that have been announced that are not technically in full production, that you have Aquaman, Chazam, Black Adam, Cyborg, Green Lantern, Corridor, Batman, Dirty Universe, Black Shots, Incident, Fire and Deadshot, WCC with Lobo, Man of Steel, through Nightling and through the fifth-foot-two. 🎵Music🎵 Aquaman, Batman, what exactly? 🎵Music🎵

The incredible hook! Well, now you're mixing Marvel and DC. See what I did there? These are all DC characters. These guys come back and rip on us. They're going to be like, look at this ass twist. They're the same universe. Well, they didn't invite us to listen to that in critiques.

So I have an example of they have advertisers, I guess. And they get to a point near the end of the show where the guy goes to a Live read although I don't think it's a live read. I think they just pop it in and post and I call it terrible read play track time This gritty action-packed drama follows the evolution of Luke Cage played by my culture I'm out with super strength and abreakable skin caused by a sabotage experiment. After a failed relationship with fellow superhero Jessica Jones, Cage tries to rebuild the quiet life in Harlem, New York until he is pulled out of the shadows and forced into a battle for his city. Along the way, Cage cannot avoid confronting his past, which he has worked hard to bury.

Marvel's Luke Cage is the third show in the Netflix original Defenders series. If you haven't checked it out yet, check it out. I'm guessing it's not for everyone. That was just so natural. You know, I just seemed like he was just saying that. Yeah, it was definitely a good read. It sounds almost like he was just reading the description of the Netflix show from Netflix. Right, right. They're not even a sponsor. He's like, I, we're going to take a break and I'm going to read this thing. I mean, I just, will we ever get sponsors, do you think? Yeah, definitely. I think that there's a lot of

Will we ever get sponsors, you think? Yeah, definitely. I think that there's a lot of angry products that's who want to associate themselves with our angry show. Oh, geez. You know, I can't get down on this podcast. It's been, I was hard for me. Now, from a technical standpoint, it's a little quiet. So it was hard to hear. Very quiet. Yeah, they recorded in stereo, but it's a bit quiet. And, you know, again, that's hard for me to critique, because that's one of the things that now people are calling out about our show and reviews is that the audio quality is not good. So hopefully we're a little bit better than three angry nerds, but.

Well, can I just list the things that I heard in the background of their show? Yeah. Okay, obviously there's dogs barking. Okay. You heard that. Yeah. There's a ton of typing on keyboards. Yeah. There's mouse clicking all over the place. Well, that I'm guilty of that.

At one point, you hear traffic in the background and then sirens. Someone's like out of street and Manhattan broadcasting. It gets very weird. I don't know how their setup is, but it's garbage. Here's a track of their show that shows that they suck also. Track 11 I call that's easy for you to say. If I mentioned that many chicken wings, I damn will be able to choose my own sauce.

And then I took that same clip and gave it a little bit of treatment play track 12 If I'm eating that many chicken wings I damn will be a Yeah, a little porky pig moment in there party pigsy pigs had some of a bitch when you get there. Yeah, that's from the 30s. Oh my god. And how? How do I start? Back in the 30s, saying the word bitch starts like world wars.

That was a big deal. That's that. The porky pig was. Yeah, I don't know. I'm barely with it today, as you can see. So I get the sense that you didn't care for this podcast. That's what I'm getting the impression. And I just found it extremely boring.

They, at one point, they have this debate over Nightwing and it's brutal. They're talking about developing a Nightwing movie. It won't be good because there's no movie that's developed Robin from Batman and Robin as a character. And so if you just introduce Nightwing, it won't be good. But I argue that we all know who Robin is. He's that twink that lives his Bruce Wayne. We don't have any more set up than that. We get it. I told you the bottom. We get it. The funny part is, uh, this is a little inside baseball, but I, I record

inside of a walk in closet, uh, here in two sons. Uh, I recently did an order from Lego.com because as you know, I like Lego, right? Do you know that? And they sent me a free poster and guess what the poster is. Is it Nightwing? It's actually Robin, the boy wonder from the Batman Lego movie. So when they send you a post like that, does the notes say here, you throw this out? Pretty much. You know what? I didn't hang it up.

I hung it up though. It's hanging in the closet here with me. That's pussy repellent. You can't put that out. Well, my girlfriend has not seen it. She will not come in. She doesn't come into the recording booth, but I needed something on the walls to look at. And now I'm looking at her.

She would, she would dry up like the Nazis at the end of the Raiders of the Lost Ark. Is that what they were doing? That is not good. Yeah, so I'm just trying to get some shit on the walls in here. I ordered my haul and ass poster, it has not come in yet. So, you know, the other thing about this show, Kevin, and I know you like the subject matter and you are interested, but I didn't know that they had any type of format until 40 minutes in when they finally get to a movie review. And then they go to this would you rather game that is nonsensical. And finally they answer email. So there's some

type of format. But it's it was hard to find. Yeah. Yeah. I noticed that too. In the beginning, it's kind of just them reading news, essentially like geek news. But not even, well, okay, if that's what geek news is, then fine, but literally talking about what somebody tweeted for five minutes is not news to me. I just, I hate this whole idea that anything matters on Twitter, nothing on Twitter matters.

Let's stop pretending that that is something to talk about. But I mean, God, our president is on Twitter and doesn't that? Right. Exactly. Exactly, my point. Hey, so then they get into the movie reviews,

and they're talking about Get Out, which is the movie that Jordan Peel directed. Correct. Yep. And they, you would think they're talking about the Godfather part, too. This is apparently the greatest movie cinema has ever seen Well each of them go on and out about it. I have not seen it

But it is actually getting really good reviews. So it is but I don't know it Are you gonna see it is this a is this a carol movie? I have no idea. I couldn't even understand what it was based on their description of it. Play Track 8. This is just a contradiction. It's impossible to make sense of this.

And this is both a departure from his regular humor, but also kind of keeps in the same kind of humor. It's interesting. Time to quit talking. So it's like Jordan P.L. this is not like Jordan P.L. but what's cool about it's like Jordan P.L. Okay, mate, get it right to go see. What was the last movie you saw? Oh, um, well the last movie I can remember watching is probably, uh, get even. I'm talking in the theater. Oh, in the theater. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm sorry. Yeah, I should have said that. Rogue one was the last movie I've seen on theater. Oh, a Star Wars movie. okay. Right. Right. Okay.

I just want to let everybody know. I admit that like Star Wars is a problem. Well, they spent a little bit of time on Star Wars in here, but not too much. Can I play for you, Kevin? Yes. Extremely cringe-worthy sentence that happens during this podcast. And and this podcast isn't I'll run 20 minutes long So it's bound to have some parts of it that aren't Completely stellar would you agree with me on that? Yeah, I mean the law of averages. Oh, yeah

Podcasts been mostly on stellar. Yeah, I play track nine I'm like do 2017 might be like legit. One of the best here for films in all the time. Legit. Kevin, I wrote this down. I'm like, dude, 2017 might be like legit. One of the best here for films in a long time. Not since we listened to the Brampton Barbell Squad cast,

so I heard of Scented Sohringer that is awful. We got a couple more reviews, a couple positive ones believe it or not and well I think one of them's positive. I don't even know I can't even tell I can't tell intent anymore from people. Can you can you read it to me? I have not seen that. Sure, sure. How many stars did we get from this review? That might tell us whether it's positive or not. Well, let's see. Let me go to the most recent... The... Well, we have one. I'm pretty sure I know who this is from, but the review is if you don't get it, you're dumb five stars. Oh, okay, so that was you wrote that? No, no, but the user name definitely when we got another five star review from the safety dancin okay so another dancin reference sweet as you remember there was dancin on the ceiling who gave us one

star. So so dancing on the ceiling spelled like 10 dancin. Yes. is clever. The safety dance and not so much because it's the safety dance, not the safety dancing. So, swing it a mess, but I appreciate it. So, that review is, after listening to two of the episodes, I wanted to say those guys are doing God's work. That's great. Maybe they call people assholes too much, but what qualifications do I have to judge? They're commitment to putting out a product every week shows in their quality and the amount of time is spent in every episode rivals no other Bringing into question how these two guys find time to do much else keep up the good work I give it an a minus audio quality not as good as some others audio quality, not as good as some others. Okay, that's the minus part.

Yeah. So, and then we finally got a one-star review by a user called, I hope this is not your day job. And this review is pretty simple. It's, this is the least funny podcast I have ever heard. They bash other podcasts but do the same thing they critique others for doing. They aren't funny and aren't creative. Don't waste your time. These guys are literally the worst podcast hosts. So thank you for that. I hope this is not your day job. Is that the other step by step guy? It's got in here, right?

Maybe, I don't know who knows. But that one is just like, it just lit another fire out of my ass because it's like people don't. I don't think people understand what we're doing sometimes. You know who else hopes that this is not our day job is my mortgage lender.

That would not be, that would not go well for them your will's Fargo agent It would not be a good thing Car we have some serious concerns No the splotches are coming in I just kind of come or people in asshole and then we'll get to the spots Give me another month six months behind on your payments Just give me another month. Just give me another month. Yeah, so those are our reviews. You know what I was thinking about? That would be funny with this three angry nerds podcast. When they sent us the note, it came from three angry nerds. We don't know which guy sent it.

There's three posts, Curtis Carlos and Corey. We don't know which of those guys sent us that. I'm wondering if the other two are going to be pissed. Like why did you tell them to call us out? This sucks. I'm just wondering like how butter the other two are going to be. Once they hear this. That's a good point.

I don't know. Maybe do you think they discussed it? They may have discussed it before. Like, oh, you know, uh, they're saying to assholes. If they did discuss it, it's on their podcasts because they don't see the turn the mics off at any point. This is one of those shows that goes on for 20 minutes too long before it ends.

They've pretty much wrapped up all the parts they're gonna do and then it's just rambling nonsense for 20 minutes and there is a ridiculous ending to the show Kevin did you get all the way to the end I did not know okay so I have a track out here it's called the show ending is terrible play play track 17 keep an eye out because we will be going out on another podcast especially myself more so than these other guys, but keep an eye out Again, bye for now. Bye and fuck you Jonathan wait That's the ending Literally I just some guy going wait and then I go and fuck you job You just had one more thing to say so again. There is a complete lack of production of any kind. They don't have any type of music or outro.

And when I say that we are able to make fun of these other podcasts, it's because we have some production. Let me play an example of that. I call this its production people. Play Track 18. Play track 8 to 8. hand to slide their backs up in. There's nothing right today, come on baby, back slabs. They're gonna smack their plush, all the cow's bags have birthed. Listen to the song of a dragon's crow,

A reenly candybee. That piece you guys don't read that back, Read it's back fully. Don't be the best, we're back for you. That's right, Kevin. The reason why we're better than three ingridards, step by step and forecast the Jingles department. Yeah, that is what puts us ahead. That's true. That is the winner right there. I love that you're the department. I love that she rhymed pouch and couch.

That's one of my favorite parts of there. That is one of the, yeah. I'm not a big fan of touching scroat. Like that's a little she warned. I've never called my scroat and my scroat, but the pouch and couch, I give her credit for. Oh boy. Yeah.

Very well done ladies. We have quite the Jingles department. We'll quite the Jingles department, quite the production here. And you know what, just just came in. We have a new sponsor. Oh great. Yeah, it's a Netflix show.

Marvel's Nick Cage. Yeah, it's new. Yeah, he has unbreakable skin. Yeah, he has unbreakable skin The entire show is about declaration of independence Finding hidden treasure and being stuck on a fucking jail Island Oh, that sounds like a fun show. It's an island jail Carl

Right, right you know what that one is right? It's a reference to the rock movie I was in I get it back. Yeah, no, you're a phenomenal actor. We all appreciate your work. Thank you Thanks for letting me plug my show on Netflix on your podcast. What if you were in a jail that was in the air? What would that be called? Air jail Exactly I have a track down here that they do this game. It's called would you rather? And they take these questions that are ridiculous.

I call this an extremely dumb, would you rather? Track 13. All right, next up, would you fart every five seconds or puke every hour for those five life? I'd fart. Who gives a shit, who gives a fuck? Would you fart every five seconds or puke every hour? You guys say, what? That's outrageous. It's no, it's dumb. It's just a dumb question.

Well, you know, would you, what would you rather do, girl? I do fart every five seconds. Yeah, that's the same. Whatever. dumb question. Oh, boy. I have a track I hear that I call not sure that this is a joke. I don't think it is play track 14 all right I'll do it for you. Thanks. Thank you. I'm on the I'm on the soundboard now My like concern is like if I farted every five seconds like would it like? In avertly like would you just inadvertently shit your pants? What you're like I'm just farting oh shit it depends oh I like that joke or is that even a joke it probably an observation you know it depends but the adult diaper you like the show did you hear that clip the guys The guy's pounding on his keyboard. He's pissed off. That's really the ranger as the keyboard for some reason.

And meanwhile this banter is going nowhere. Yeah, that was a little... The keyboard thing is very distracting. It's very distracting. I think the other reason why you like this show is because you didn't listen to very much of it Well, that's might be part of it and rightfully so I was you know operating in a couple hours of sleep But I know I did have an entire week to listen to this book. Yes, that's true That's true. I told you about this a week ago. Yeah, but you know I like to wait until the bear the very you know minimum amount of time at the end when I can You know the very minimum amount of time at the end when I can,

cram it all in, if you will. I like to cram things in. That was a sex reference. So I have a track out here, that Gage, that I call an audio podcast, Play Track 7. I should start with you. Shut up. Keep going. For an audio podcast. Yes. Tell me to shut up. That would be a very boring podcast. Take a really new peanut gallery.

So I can't imagine that it would be more boring than it is if this guy shut up. I think it would be just as boring. It would just be... But keyboard typing for an hour. But I love that he said that it was an audio podcast. Kevin, I've been putting up some pictures of my house, some visual pictures in my house lately. Visual pictures? Yeah.

Yeah, visual pictures and listening to audio podcasts. Yeah, sometimes I'd like to listen to audio music too Audio music. All right, if you listen to it. I don't like to look at it, but I like to I like to listen to it. Yeah, it's hard to see You know if you're trying to look at audio music, it's hard to see the notes, you know kind of floating through the air All right Kevin watch this segue. Okay. All right. Speaking of listening, I have a track out here, Kevin, where this guy, I call it not listening. This guy is listening to his co-host or is he?

He's saying, uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh. You can tell, he just wants to talk. He's just waiting for the other person to shut up. It's one of my least favorite ways that people communicate. Perfect example, play track one. Now, if they decide to do it, I think it'd be a great move, and it would, you know, get the fan base pretty hyped, and, you know, you get people willing to shell out money to see

for their own movies and theaters again. But if they don't do it, I'm not gonna be disappointed because I'm not gonna get myself worked out about it until it's officially announced. Yeah. Now, here's the thing, too. This is sort of what... It's so obvious that no one was listening to that guy.

Go on and on, there's like, oh, oh, he stopped talking. All right, hey, so what do I want to say about it is? He's and on. There's like, oh, oh, he stopped talking. All right. Hey, so what I wanted to say about it is, he's clicking on porn, and he's not paying attention. And by the way, the discussion right there was about how they might re-release the original trilogy of Star Wars without this special edition bull crap that Lucas put into it. And Kevin, I have those original copies on my computer

that I downloaded illegally off the internet. So maybe I am an angry nerd after all. Maybe, and you're also now wanted by the FBI. Oh shit. It's a good thing no one listens to our show. Or else that would be a problem. I've been worried by the FBI too. Yes, that's true, dang it. This was a mere joke.

Yeah, yeah. Well, I also stole government documents. That's true yeah yeah well and I also stole government documents that's true you know who else I've been after who's been after me what's that bees lots and lots of bees attack my face yeah so it's one of my favorite moments of Nicholas Cage. Yeah. It wasn't very cool for me. Fuck honey. That's all I'm saying. Right.

You have a lot to say today. Usually you're not too outspoken. Well, you know, I got a cover for this asshole over here. We only got like two hours of sleep. Right. I like how we're calling ourselves assholes two hours of sleep. Right. So I like calling ourselves assholes. That's good. Yeah. Well, this isn't Kevin. This is Nick H. So I'm calling him a Nassau. The bees. The bees are also assholes. God damn it. I might as well be staring straight

into the camera. I am just tearing down this fourth wall. I apologize. Jesus. God damn it. Oh, God. I have a keep on here. They ask, so this email segment, the email comes in and asks, what's your guilty pleasure movie? And I just use this as an excuse

to demonstrate something that I've been talking about quite a bit on our show. Play track 15. Marianne has a lot, almost a better email by a long shot. Nerds, what's a guilty pleasure filmier is you're almost embarrassed to admit you love. Employee of the month. I'm like, hello. I'm a car.

Gas only makes me run back to Trunk space Lou Let's go for a Or your is I blood Seed Bell Rachel knobs Think I'm socks I'm talking a single joke and then People are laughing. He's saying seat belt. He says

back seat trunk space. What is going on? I don't know, but he's rich. He's wealthy. He's laughing at us right now. That's a good point. Yeah. Oh boy. I need to sleep. I need to go to sleep I think because I'm getting a little loopy over here. You know. Do you have any other clips from the show that you wanted to share? Any other thoughts? Let me see here. Oh yeah, this comes out of nowhere. They all of a sudden get really sexual with the nerd topics here we go don't want like a chick being eaten out by a predator that doesn't look like for for those of you that may not have heard that because it's kind of quiet

he wants to know what it would look like if a predator ate a girl out and the the other guy hurls in the backer i think because he was talking about a chick And the other guy hurls in the backer, I think because he was talking about a chick. Oh my god. That printer's gonna get cooties. I like that the the predator looks like he has chicken wings on his face. You know like the you know like the funky chicken like if you don't take the chicken like wing completely apart. Has like the little man.

Yeah. Yeah. That's what it looks like the chicken wings on there on his face. I guess I've never noticed that. I'm googling it now so I can try to get with you on this. Oh yeah. Yeah, see? You know what the predator looks delicious. I mean the wings look a little, I mean they're a little undercooked, certainly they're a little white, but it does look like he has chicken wings on his face. And, you know, the show that we listened to from three angry nerds, it was called the,

what is it called, the chicken wing something, chicken wing enthusiast or something like that? Chicken wing enthusiast, it was called. And then these shit tarbs don't even want to eat hot wings. They're talking about honey terriaki or some nonsense flavor. I'm with that son of chicken wing, you idiots. Well, we're a little biased. I think because we are both from that area, which I will be up in

that area in two weeks. I'm going back to good ol Rochester, New York, and I am going to eat the shit out of food. He's back. He's better than he's back. And he's going to eat some chicken wings. better than he's back and he's gonna eat some chicken wings. Yeah, because where I live now they don't understand what chicken wings are and neither apparently do wherever these nerds live as well because chicken wings as Carl mentioned are not something that you would put any other type of sauce on besides buffalo. That is the sauce that you put on. We figured it out, guys. The wing has been perfected moving on. Solve some other mystery because this one we got.

Stop it with your fucking mustard and your honey and your barbecue and your nonsense. In this garlic parmesan, I just feel that shit off of bridge if I saw that right now Shaking a jump off a bridge for all I care. Thank god damn chicken wink and a jump How about a teriyaki? You like it? No, no, I don't want a teriyaki wing. That's ridiculous. Come on Oh joking I'm adding you know I'm angry. Yeah, no, the wings down here are baked.

That's like the thing. They're breaded, and then they're baked in an oven. That's not a fucking chicken wing. You know what? Isn't that like how hooters did their wings? Kind of, yeah. They're like, our food is terrible. So here's a bunch of chicks with big tits.

Yeah, well not even that anymore. I think they're like trying to be diverse now. So they just hire anybody. I think a dude can really work it. It uters. Wow. You got a big. You got a big tits. But here I do. Or so. Yeah, right. Exactly. So it's a kind of you applied in fooders. Yeah. Yeah. Well, my tits aren't quite where they need to be for. I mean, I need to push them up a little bit. I think if I was gonna work there. But yeah, the food is weird here. I grew up in upstate New York and you got good wings and pizza and it's very, very hard to find. Oh my God, speaking of pizza, watch the segue cabin. You ready?

Okay. Watch those, okay. So I'm going through iTunes looking for other podcasts that we can have some all-offs over and what shows up right on the first page in the love and relationship section but love it first pizza. Jesus fucking Christ that goddamn show. Are there just no other shows in that category? How is this possible? Yeah, I think I've noticed that too when I've looked at like the top 100s and stuff, those listen things and I definitely see.

Yeah, there's definitely a few shows that we've reviewed that are in like top 100 lists, you know, in different categories obviously. But yeah, I don't understand the how that how that works But if you don't know what I'm talking about go back and listen to w a tp episode Love it first pizza. It is terrible Yeah, I Love selling it that way You want to you want to waste your time. Go back and listen to us rip apart. Don't listen to Lovin' for Speed's

unless they don't have it for Speed's. Much more entertaining. It sure is. So Kevin, I have nothing else. I'm three angry nerds. But just again, to say, thanks guys for reaching out and giving us the suggestion. Your show doesn't sound like it's four years in, work on it, get some production, make it a little more interesting, move the pace

along a little bit, has something to say about stuff. Any other critiques Kevin or you think it's just perfect as is. I don't think it's perfect by any means but here's a tip maybe they could try is they could they could start off the show and be like and here in the comic news and they could go you know like the old they're right you know and then they could go in and be like green lantern corpse and they could talk about green land and corpse Yeah, and then you know they could the next segment could be like this is the segment where we rip on everybody And then it's got like a sound effect or something like I can lend them some sound effects. I've got I got that one I got Sad Trump, but I got scrambling feet

See that one's pretty good, right? Hey, let's go run out and see that movie. That's pretty good, right? Perfect. Don't, but don't run. Don't run. Oh, right into a car. Yeah, theater of the mind, people.

That's what it's all about. You took up the mindless. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, for our listeners, for you and I. Yeah, good news for our listeners. Next week, we have a whole other show that we'll be reviewing a whole different podcast coming up next week. Huh. Oh.

Oh. So make a baby. Oh. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. I'm gonna die. Oh.

Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know what that means, people? I'm gonna tell you what it's up. Oh, yeah. Well, you know what that means, people? That's the sound that says, we're about to play a teaser from next week's show. This is gonna be a clip from the podcast. The Kevin and I will be listening to you about a half hour before we go on and talk about it.

So here's a clip from Next Week's podcast and Kevin, I defy you to figure out what the hell this guy is talking about. All right. And that invincibility inducing trip to the stars guided by a strange brew and a rhythmic eagreous has been replaced by a trip to the couch where auto tune barking out of solos pop stars radiates from the flickering glow of a 60 inch plasma just loud enough to drown out the sound of millions coughing up big, farmers' prescription for complete and total numbness with a side of fries. Now this horrific fall from magical grace may largely be due to the unfortunate result of its inborn slippery nature, or for the more conspiratorally minded, because it's been victim of a 2,000-year-old slash-and-burn campaign where rather enlightening world views and a sense of the spirits were replaced by a bearded man in the clouds and the material atheism counterpoint

in a concerted effort to fill the minds of man with anything but magic. I already know what this show is. This is the opposite of three angry nerds. This fucking guy has it down holy shit. three angry nerds. This fucking guy has it down holy shit. Yeah, I listen to the show. I'm subscribed to the show. I knew immediately when they started playing it from the guy's voice. I thought you might. This seems to be right up your alley. Yeah, this one is it's called the higher side chats. Correct. It's a conspiracy theory, if you will, kind of show that...

Can I read the description? Yeah. So it's a Boulder Coast to Coast, A.M. hosted by a more mellow Alex Jones. Yeah, because if you know the higher side chats is THC, so they have that kind of weed reference and overtone to it so it's kind of a stoner's conspiracy. I don't think it's an overtone. I think it's blatant. They're just getting big. This is one of those shows that is the theories on here now I'm into some wacky shit I'm as I've discussed on the show before but this show goes in places that I just have never fucking heard of before. I mean the theories are so fucking out

there. Now look I understand a giant ape in the woods that no one's ever seen for hundreds of years that might be a little hard to swallow. But this guy is just, they talk about some shit on here that it's very, very out there. Well, Kevin, as you say that, I will let you know that the episode we'll be reviewing is from September 13th, 2016. It features a gentleman named Gordon White, and the topic of conversation is alien ghosts, animism, and chaos magic. That sounds about right, yeah.

So this is going to be as out there as it can possibly get. Yeah, I've heard them talk about reptilian people living here, government. I mean, it's, well, everyoneilian people living here. Government. I mean, it's... Well, everyone knows that's true. But what's interesting about this is that there's people who believe in aliens, there's people who believe in ghosts. This is about alien ghosts.

It's like Scientology ships. This is awesome. I am super psyched. Just mash those two things together. That's a whole new subject genre. Right. Yeah, this is like, they're their spaceship crashed in 1947 and now they're just ghost hanging out. That's awesome. I can't wait.

Yeah, this is a crazy listen. So anybody out there who likes conspiracy shit, you should definitely listen to WATP next week. Listen to us review this because I'm sure it's going to be hilarious or at least more hilarious than this episode was. It could only be better than this one. On more sleep, I will be operating. And if you really are into this and you're really into some weird and wacky podcasts and paranormal and all that crap, send us an email. Go to the whoarethese.com, go to the contact section and fill out the form. Tell us what you're interested in if you want more suggestions. I've actually communicated with a few of the listeners before because I mend of all this kind of 14 stuff.

So yeah, if you want, if you want a touch base, hit me up. And please, we ask that you go on to iTunes, leave us a five star review to fight against the haters out there, the other podcast hosts who get very upset when we call them assholes and call out the things they don't do all that well. We appreciate your support to help even that out a little bit. And we've had a couple of five-star reviews I didn't know about, so that's good. That's good news. Yeah, there's another new one that just came in actually. Really? Yeah, let me read it to you. This one's by N Cage. Yeah, it's a one-star review and it says,

it says, it says, this show is as bad as booze. It's all it says. So I think I might know who that was. Yeah, I don't, I mean, you know know your guesses is good as mine so W-A-T-P W-A-T-P not not the W-A-T-P's aww so please join us again next week because that might be the episode we find out what's it for all who are these podcasts sleep well every pony and a must- fan of the music. You know, who are these?

Podcasts. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.