Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep520 - The Mario Bosco Show

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Starting point is 00:01:12 It's showtime. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. W-A-T-P. WATP. WATP. Hello, Roman. It's the Cousin Roos. Welcome to another episode of Who Are These? Podcasts, the only show that last week had three W's, two L's, and a tie. I'm your host, Carl. With me today, a man who still has pussy eight in the nins in his beard. From Tell'em Steve Dave, it's Brian Johnson. Surprise, surprise. How's it going guys? Hey. And Lucy. Also with us today, a woman who still has,

Starting point is 00:01:53 well nevermind, from What's Over with Kaylee on YouTube, it's Lucy Titebox. Well hello. Welcome, producer Chris is in the house. Hey. Please go to whoarethese.com, get our email address, voicemail number,

Starting point is 00:02:03 link to our subreddit, link to the Discord server, link to our merchandise, link to our YouTube channel, and the link to Patreon and Supercast, featuring two exclusive bonus episodes every single month. And of course, you also get the links to be able to watch these shows live when we record them Wednesdays at five, Saturdays at six. We do have a programming note for this weekend, Memorial Day weekend, we'll be recording on Sunday instead of Saturday. But we did just put out a bonus show. We started a whole new series called Living in the Past with Stuttering John. And we went back and found the earliest podcast episode there is in existence, April of 2018.

Starting point is 00:02:35 It's wonderful. It's crazy. I'm fascinated by it. I got halfway through it. I had so many clips. I'm like, all right, we'll save the second half for later. And we have like 25 episodes banked So it's very much like easy for you to say it is and someone even points it out in the voicemails

Starting point is 00:02:50 We'll hear later the way that John is cadence everything back then. Yeah, it's kind of like he's reading his audiobook It's very different than how he performs his podcast. We different. Yes, and I do mean performs for sure, but that's fascinating That's the first one that he ever did? Well, it's called- Cause I went back and, as a listener and watcher of WATP, it's fucking fascinating. Yeah, no, I loved it. It's called episode two.

Starting point is 00:03:16 Right. So I don't know if episode one was taken down or something like that. He was embarrassed by it, I don't know. Well, either way, at the time, his confidence level was through the roof. Yeah. Like like he's like I'm this is my comeback. This is Stuttering John 2.0. I don't know how many 2.0s

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Starting point is 00:05:52 Also, we encourage our listeners, give us a five-star review on Apple Podcasts and then share it all over in the comment section. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called the Mario Bosco Show. Of course, a suggestion from Tukey. We've all listened separately. We're not discussing

Starting point is 00:06:05 it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. This is a show hosted by Mario Bosco and his co-host Irma. And we talked about them not too long ago, but I thought it was worth a feature on this very podcast. And I want to start off

Starting point is 00:06:20 with, of course, the cold open into the intro. What's up, Buccalots? It's up, Bacolod's? It's me Mario from the Mario Bosco Show. Motherfuckers, we know you're watching. Hit that subscribe button. Yeah, and also leave a nice comment and hit the like. Is that too hard or what?

Starting point is 00:06:39 All right, let's go. Let's do this. Mario Bosco. Mario Bosco. This is the show where dreams come true. Hanging with celebs doing interviews. I'm a stand up comic. My jokes pack a punch. I like cannoli that bounce to the punch. Okay. So I know that we've played that before. Notice that it sounds very similar with the

Starting point is 00:07:11 Mario Bosco, very similar to this theme song. All right, now, Brian, you checked out the same episode that I did and this was sexy stays and Ken stars are the guests on this show and it is bananas. I've never seen anything like it. I can, I can legitimately say that. Yes. I watched, I watched the episode last night and I'm like, all right, I'll, I'll go back and get time

Starting point is 00:07:45 codes the next day. But last night I was on Edibles and I was like, this is fucking shit's fascinating man. How good this is. Like it's so out there. And then I watched it again today and I was like, oh no, it's just, it's a chaotic mess. Yes, correct. And what's weird about it is, so Mario Bosco is a virgin. He's a 51 year old guy now This is the thing people think he's in his 20s. I saw comments on there. They're just like well I mean what a guy I know is that a kid he looks like a kid, but he's in his 20s no, no, he's 51 years old and He is a virgin and it's crazy because he starts talking about his tiny dick for some reason

Starting point is 00:08:23 and the he starts talking about his tiny dick for some reason. So this this woman, Sexy Stace, is a obese black woman. And she tells a story because he explains how small his penis is. She doesn't talk about hooking up with a guy who also had a small penis. Listen, I've had that before. I was able to put the balls in the dick in my mouth at the same time. That shit was crazy. I'm telling you it was nuts. Literally. No, I'm really being serious. The whole balls and dick was in her mouth all at once. You know, it's like, you can start with the appetizer, take a break, then we'll get the entree out. No, not this one. She's just like, everything in my mouth at all times. I like how she's also slightly bewildered still. Like, how did I do that?

Starting point is 00:09:15 Yeah, right. She's patting herself on the back while she's talking about this. Pretty much, yeah. Both balls and the dick in my mouth all at once. I've never heard of such a thing. And Mario's losing his shit. Does that feel good?

Starting point is 00:09:27 Yeah, oh yeah. Is that what I want? Yeah, is that what I want? No, it gets even, it's worse than that because Mario doesn't realize how sex works at all and I have a number of examples of that. But she tells the story about how she met the guy in the afternoon, they decided to go out and get dinner,

Starting point is 00:09:42 he picked her up in his Ferrari, they go get dinner, she's like, well, I gotta get this guy a blow job, right? And so Mario just didn't understand the story at all I'm telling you was crazy. He fucking dickfished me Fish me he dick fish the fuck out of yeah, but what made you fall in love with him? You think you got gotta fall in love? No, I don't mean fall in love. To have sex? No, no, no. I want you to pull over and go,

Starting point is 00:10:12 hey you, come here, I need a sex... No, no, no. I need a sex. Yeah, we went out. This guy, Ken Stars, is very funny to watch his reactions. He's like, whoa, what is this guy saying? Needs a sex. What the fuck? You got to fall in love and earn it. You get a blowjob. What the hell are you talking about?

Starting point is 00:10:29 He seems to be the only one in the room with minimal awareness of what's going on. Like he's, he's hearing these things and being like, what the fuck? So, well, here's an example of, so she talks about, she tells the story about going back to his place and there's a joke to be made. Ken stars makes that joke. Mario tries to make the same joke later, but does it much worse. Anyway, we go to the officials. I get my New York strip and this, that, and that. We go back to his place. Boom. Everything nice. You want wine, you want whatever. I said, give me a fucking beer. That's what I told him I don't know what the fuck was wrong with me. I said give me a beer Give me a Colt 45

Starting point is 00:11:09 hahahaha No, it was a Corona Corona Light So I was like alright cool whatever we start getting Miller Light give me a Miller Light Everything going sexy What the fuck was that? He's participating

Starting point is 00:11:25 So cult 45 is a funnier beer than Miller lights pretty popular. It's not that different than a corona light It's like yeah, what if it was a Miller light? Yeah anyway, so the point is he takes his pants off and his penis is tiny That's what we're trying to get to here in this story not what kind of beer. I was drinking but Then it leads to this and I'll let you guys take over I gotta go through my package here because you got to admit this is the most interesting part of the episode right brian It's pretty early on eight minutes in they start talking sex. I think that's what got me right away I was like, holy shit. This is these guys are wild I checked out a couple other episodes not not not the same

Starting point is 00:12:03 Yeah, no, no, so this This was heavily into the sex angle. This is more, Mario doesn't understand sex anyway and asks the dumbest questions. It's like a pity suck. It was a pity suck, that's exactly what I'm saying. Yeah, I know, that was a pity suck. I know those. Oh, so y'all do that, pity sucks?

Starting point is 00:12:22 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, of course. You ain't know that? And you're like, oh my God. Yeah, so y'all do that pity sucks. Yeah What's a pity sock we're gonna get one of these pity socks If there's one person she get a pity suck. It's me around you fuck her mom I don't get a beef given other people's pity sucks. How pitiful you have to be over here This is opi sitting at a table with guys talking about politics. Yes. Yeah, it's like huh? What's a senator? I? Don't know about you guys, but I've been pitied for worse than that so like any girl who sucks my dick out of pity

Starting point is 00:13:03 It's like I'm okay with that So then Mario starts flirting with Stacey here, and it's so uncomfortable because he's uncomfortable. He doesn't know how to flirt with a girl She's weirded out by it, and then we find out how lonely Mario is weirded out by it and then we find out how lonely Mario is. Oh my god this is crazy. Are you in a relationship with anybody? No. No? Are you planning a date? Or do you want a date? I would like to date sometime. I mean I look at myself and I go who's gonna date me? We had this conversation in a couple episodes and one time. Is somebody out there for you babe? Yeah I'm sure there is. You know the swipes, the abs, anything? Nah, I ain't doing nothing. Christian Mingo, anything?

Starting point is 00:13:45 Nah, I'll find somebody. Christian Mingo, please. Aw. I mean, that's really sad right there. Yeah, when the OP's prostitutes, it's like, ah, there's someone for you. It's not me, but. Well, speaking of.

Starting point is 00:13:57 No pity sucks for you. Speaking of prostitution, so Stacy goes out to talk about how there's a thing called Around the World, where you get your ass eaten, then a blowjob, and then you get sex I like how both of you guys are like yeah, we know what that is And she says 150 bucks back in the day, and you know she's like well with inflation Maybe it's $300 now, and this is what my Mario says

Starting point is 00:14:21 With that money I would say fuck that oh says with that money I would say fuck that I'll go to the casino and play three car poker and have fun oh yeah yeah damn you sound uninterested It's dead? It's dead It's me called Pogo? It's non-existent It's non-existent Where's your libido? Oh, good comeback How about your libido? Where's that thing at? Good one. He's like, I got something for this

Starting point is 00:14:58 Can you imagine the kids, the kids I keep thinking he's a kid The guy's never gotten laid before, he's 51 years old. Like, well, 300 bucks you can get the works. I'd rather just lose it at a casino. He doesn't know what he's missing out on yet. I'd rather lose it at three-card, by the way,

Starting point is 00:15:13 three-card poker is not even slowly giving your money to the casino, it's a quick way to just give your money to the casino, it sucks, that game fucking blows. I've never even heard of it. Oh God, I used to play it. I've been to some casinos. I'll never forget, we were in Vegas, and I sat down with a few hundred bucks and I went through it in seven minutes My wife goes, what do you play this game? I go, I don't know. I never did the cat

Starting point is 00:15:33 Again, it's really stupid. It sounded fun. Yeah, do you want me playing this game or going around the world? Yeah Well, let's do around the world. Let's go All right last clip and then I'll pass it off to you guys but this kind of is the last part of the sex talk because Irma is talking about how, so she's divorced. She was married, she's been divorced for 14 years, and she's talking about how I'm not dating guys. If a guy wants to spend the night, fine,

Starting point is 00:16:01 but he's gotta go first thing in the morning, and I don't even know what Mario's talking about here You want to do your thing? You want to sleep here tomorrow morning? You gotta go They can't spend the night they can't they could spend the night But there's no breakfast no Let me do this. No, no, no, no. So there's no BRB. No, uh B and B. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no What world are you living in? What world are you living in? What do you know about this? What the fuck is he talking about? Did he just describe it as relationship?

Starting point is 00:16:50 BRB? Be right back? Then he says B-M-B? I mean, Brian, I'm sure you did your research. Do you know what he's talking about on this one? A BRB? I just assumed it was Be Right Back. I thought that he just fucked up. He doesn't know what he's talking about. I think he was talking about a B&B

Starting point is 00:17:06 Talking about a B&B where like she should have at least cooked him breakfast after he slept the night I like she runs the B&B what the fuck? I like the idea that we're talking about a one-night stand he's like alright, but what do you have for breakfast the next morning? bacon Toast the next morning, bacon, eggs, toast, what are we talking about? Niller light. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:17:24 Holy shit, this guy should not be talking about sex. Finally, at that point, Irma changes the subject and just says, all right, let's talk about something. By the way, the reaction to Irma saying, you know, you gotta go in the morning, everyone's like, whoa, are you kidding me? I know. That's what you do.

Starting point is 00:17:41 Yeah, no shit. It's the perfect scenario for both parties. Yeah, what am I gonna charge you, rent? You don't live here, get the fuck out. Yeah. No shit. It's the perfect scenario for gold parties. What am I going to charge you rent? You don't live here. Get the fuck out. I don't understand. Didn't see why that big a deal. Okay.

Starting point is 00:17:51 Right. Brian, what did you pick up on from this episode? I was really surprised that they wouldn't pursue Stace's confession of being a major cocksucker since the age of 12. Yes. Yes. That was interesting. There's a funny clip. I might have it in my clips here, where she is talking about how she was sucking dick at the age 12. She's like, I kind of kind of feel like a pedophile saying that like, Nah, you're fine.

Starting point is 00:18:18 No, she's sucking other 12 year olds dick. All right, whatever. Okay. Yeah. Well, she he's to show how smooth Mario is, my clip, what number is this? My clip number seven. Okay. Is her talking about it. I'm a sucking dick at 12. That sound kind of pedophilic though, right?

Starting point is 00:18:37 No, I had a guest on Lisa Ann. What the fuck? It does sound like that. I mean. Yeah, that's, I mean. Yeah, that's what I said. I had a guest here, Lisa Ann. Lisa Ann said at 12 years old,

Starting point is 00:18:49 she was banging everybody but the concrete pavement. Get out, really? I never heard that phrase before. Makes no sense, the phrase, you know? I went to high school with the slut, she was banging everyone but the pavement. She's banging everyone with the pavement. The concrete pavement. Yeah. I didn't quite get that. And I just don't understand how somebody can say something like that

Starting point is 00:19:14 and you completely gloss over it to talk about something that happened in the past. To go, you think you're bad. How about this girl? Yeah, I had another guest on this had a similar story neat Like that could have went another 20 minutes half hour just on Like what is the situation? Where are your parents? What she told me everything for? Multiple times in the episode. She keeps coming back to it. She's like well as I was saying I was sucking a lot of dicks And I was younger. It's like yeah. All right. No one cares. Okay, moving on My my clip number eight she goes on a little bit more, and there's something that she says

Starting point is 00:19:48 that I need your help in deciphering what it is, because I think she says autistic shit. Okay. At the very end. I was doing all type of shit. I was cutting school sucking dick. I was doing autistic shit. Why?

Starting point is 00:20:00 Just play it. No. I heard it too. All right, I mean you planted the seed out as Brian, so I feel like that makes it tougher, but I'm gonna hear that again. I was doing all types of shit, maybe? No, she says that initially,

Starting point is 00:20:15 and then she follows it up with autistic shit. I was doing all dicks and shit. Maybe. That could be it too. But I heard the first Like what does that mean? Yeah, what does that mean? I was I was an autist for cocks. All right. I just was obsessed I couldn't couldn't do anything else Lucy. You checked out a different episode. I sure did the Elderly Jewish men. Yeah

Starting point is 00:20:41 It was episode 6 the old Jewish men are the guests. Yeah What I picked up on with this show and with this episode in particular I did not have all the fun sex talk because they were talking with old Jewish men So instead I opportunity missed I asked me don't worry Irma tries to hit on one of them But what I will say is that I picked up on Mario has no idea how to run a show. He is chaotic as fuck as Brian said earlier. So in my clip one, six minutes into the episode, they realized that they forgot to actually

Starting point is 00:21:16 do something very important. Let me ask you a question. Are you the kind of guy that walks into a deli and goes, are we filming? We've been filming. With no introduction? No, you guys are on a roll. You're gonna kind of get a walks into a deli and goes are we filming? With no introduction, oh you guys are on a roll What's up, Buckalots? It's me Mario from the Mario Bosco show Motherfuckers, we know you're watching hit that subscribe button Yeah, and also leave a nice comment and hit the like is that too hard or what all right? Let's go. Let's do this

Starting point is 00:21:51 Okay, you go into a deli you go to deli and you look around and you go This one again. Yeah, we did It's the dumbest thing he doesn't know where he's going with that But he talked about delis in the episode I watched too. He thinks that being in a deli is funny Yeah, you know there's meat there. There's a guy slicing guy slicing the meat like yeah no I've been to a deli I get it what drove me so insane about this yeah the the producer literally reminds him to do an intro yes does not introduce the guy he still doesn't do it this happens in the episode that we watched too check this out oh my god but now you see why I gotta yell at you? You see? You're talking to him for an hour. Introduce sexy Steve.

Starting point is 00:22:27 Oh! We gotta say- Hello! I forgot, I forgot, I forgot. Listen, I- I'm gonna take my mouth shut here. That was eight minutes in. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:22:36 To the end. So, no discussion of who these people are and why they're there at all. None whatsoever. So in my clip two, same thing. Yeah. We finally are gonna get to learn the names of the guests. I think it's around ten minutes in. So in my clip two same thing. Yeah, we finally are gonna get to learn the names of the guests I think it's easier for you? Come on, whatever you want. Is it a spelled with an a a a r o n so that's Aaron right Aaron not Aaron

Starting point is 00:23:15 Aaron What's confusing about this? I literally did not learn anything I still don't know who the old Jewish men are Well, okay, we did cover this episode out of previous of ATP. They have an Instagram. Yes, that's what I figured that out That's basically what who they are and I think that the way that this whole show is booked is based on social media followers Because the reason why Mario and Irma know each other is from this guy who has an Instagram account in New York City And they make like videos and do posts and stuff out there and Irma know each other is from this guy who has an Instagram account in New York City and they make videos and do posts and stuff out there.

Starting point is 00:23:49 So did you guys, when you guys looked at this episode, did you pick up on how many times the production assistant was constantly interrupting and walking into the shots? Yeah, they're constantly adjusting mic stands and getting in the way and telling people to move the mic closer to their mouth and all the basic shit and I don't think that's a production assistant. I think that that's the guy who runs the show. Yeah, and unfortunately he has to explain to those Introduce the guests put the microphone near your face like shit that you would think you would notice by watching Joe Rogan twice

Starting point is 00:24:19 I don't know something that I did discover with the mic stands being such an issue is that Something that I did discover with the mic stands being such an issue is that At one point Dave one of the old Jewish men. He has it like resting on his gigantic belly So in my clip 9, I have adjusted the audio in this a little bit, but we do get a lovely fart Oh nice, okay What I pay in maintenance, let me tell you Good work, Lucy. Yup. They picked up on that very well.

Starting point is 00:24:49 Yeah. Oh boy. I know, I was like, come on, guys. Fresh from the deli. Speaking of embarrassing, so for some reason, Mario calls Stacy the Nicky Phat Minaj. He's so bad at this, I was like, what the fuck was that?

Starting point is 00:25:07 So then he has to prove that he's a Nicki Minaj fan, and this does not go well for our buddy, Mariel. That's your favorite Nicki Minaj song. I can't remember, there's one that I really love that's popular, I have to look it up. How does it go? Let's hear something, let's does it go a few moments later Yeah, you gotta turn it off. Wrong goddess, wrong goddess.

Starting point is 00:25:43 Okay. Wrong goddess, wrong goddess. Oh shit, it's so embarrassing. You know Nicki Minaj? Yeah, I love Nicki Minaj. What's your favorite song? Let me ask Google. Let me ask YouTube my favorite song

Starting point is 00:25:52 because he doesn't even fucking get the right artist out and he brings up a Rihanna song. And I love that they leave all that shit in too. How did he ever get a job initially? He was a stand-in. I know. But I mean, even to do that Rita Vito you can't do anything oh we can't do anything he's so bad at this he

Starting point is 00:26:10 doesn't know the guests very well oh and they do the thing that we were ragging on them for doing before they do it again with this episode where they talk about the fact that finally there's guests on here we like and it's like why would you do that when you've had a bunch of other guests on previous episodes? Apparently, yeah. So I've noticed that Mario's a little more chipper than usual today, and I think it's because we have two guests that he actually likes.

Starting point is 00:26:32 I do, I love these people. Past couple episodes. A little dry. Yeah, you know, it's alright. I wouldn't say you were best friends with the people I had come on. Well, the one that sat here would shut up and would let me talk, so she was like go defend yourself defend yourself

Starting point is 00:26:52 Wayne diamond we had Fucking lamp Someone who's just gonna abuse him for an hour straight Mario was just happy he knew what a lamp was Okay, so I went back and looked at this episode real quick just to see what it looked like this Wayne Diamond guy that they had on He's coming Let me host. I'll be sitting and I'll be playing Mario. It's Irma's show. Alright so I'm here with Wayne Diamond who is a legend and I'm here

Starting point is 00:27:36 with Kareem who I love. I hope you don't mind. No I kind kind of I kind of get upset when somebody's Yes, this show is unprofessional every single possible fucking way the host isn't there they start recording anyway You're all this background noise. No one knows the show has started So what do you think? Oh? Here we go. I got a lot of them. Come on. You know what I hate when servers don't write down the order All right, a pretty hot take pretty good stuff This one might be worth visiting because it sounds like it was a complete debacle all the way through and I don't know who that Wayne Diamond guy is you guys know who that is no It's a character. I was gonna ask why he was so famous

Starting point is 00:28:22 Well if you're on this show you're probably not you're probably not so famous Yeah, I haven't seen a lot of people on this show that I've known or cared about Brian, what else did you pick up on from the episode? My clips six. I'm not sure if it's the editing or it's this is how ADD Mario is but Irma is talking about her divorce and She's she was married for seven years, she's been divorced for 14 years, and then I think Ken asks, or the guy asks like,

Starting point is 00:28:53 hey, would you advise people to get married? And she's like, no, they're like, no, like they're blown away that she says no. Okay. And this is how fast Mario switches the subject. Let's pick on you. When was your first BJ? Oh, no.

Starting point is 00:29:09 Oh, no. Oh, no. Whoa. Fuck. Why does he bring it back to sex talk? Why, that's the worst thing to do for this guy. He's all horned up. He really is.

Starting point is 00:29:20 He does it again later on. So I'm gonna hold on a sec. Yeah, like the the 26 minute mark, roughly 26 minute mark, Erma says what everybody wants to hear, which is like, can we steer away from this sex stuff? Yes. Less than four minutes later, he brings sex back up again.

Starting point is 00:29:38 I think I might have that clip, actually. I think it might be this one. 1663. All right, all right. Yeah. Oh, what a night. Well, that was good for you, I think it might be this one How long did it take him to come, you know? It wasn't that long. For what I remember, it was like a good seven minutes. Seven minutes.

Starting point is 00:30:09 And sucking dick time, that's a long time. Seven minutes is a long time. Seven minutes is long. It's long. What kind of question is that? So she sucked a guy's dick when she was 12. She's in her 40s now or whatever it is. How long did it take for the guy to come?

Starting point is 00:30:27 What it looked like That's a crazy question. Why would he bring it back to sex talk with that question? And it's weird that the one reaction which should be them being horrified by her sucking all this dick at 12 Registers with no one. No everyone's like yeah, I get that part Take it in stride. Would you learn to cup the balls? I want to take them to come. Oh my god. That's crazy. So fucking bizarre. She cupped him with her mouth. Remember? So this one. That's true. This woman is rather large. And Mario asked them what their favorite fast food restaurant is. Both of them are saying, Oh, care about fast food restaurant is. Both of them are just like, oh, I don't care about fast food, whatever.

Starting point is 00:31:05 So then Mario figures out what is interesting for a woman who's obese. I fuck with BBQs, man. They chickens be having steroids, bro. It be a little, yeah, the wings. Wings be like this. Yeah, that's crazy. Give me more chicken.

Starting point is 00:31:17 Give me more, give me more. Give me more big fucking chicken wings. Do you like a Chinese buffet? Oh, how you know? Oh my God. That's what I'm missing. What came in the way? Chinese buffet? Chinese buffet Oh You could eat the fuck does that mean The guy can over there just goes whoa what the fuck did he just say?

Starting point is 00:31:49 That's a fucked up shit right there Obese what is she's all you can eat. It's fucked up Now you said the relationship between these two is that they make videos together. Yeah. Yeah Yeah, all right. So here is a great follow-up question So she says, yeah, I love Chinese buffets. I can eat. Yeah, I'm all into it. Great follow up question for Maria. Oh, do you eat that? I got one question. Do you bring a pillow with yourself? I don't with a pillow. What I need a pillow for my friend goes to a Chinese buffet. He brings Tupperware and a pillow. What's the pillow for? For his back to relax.

Starting point is 00:32:28 Hit the fuck out. He's preparing. My friend prepares. My friend doesn't go to... My friend doesn't go to... Dynamite stuff, Mario. What's your friend's first name, Mario? Jesus, do you bring a pillow with you? No. Why would you think that? What's your friend's first name? Jesus do you bring a pillow with you? No

Starting point is 00:32:49 Why would you think that well, I'm a friend who does well, he's weird I could also see Tupperware being frowned upon. Yeah. Yeah, I think that was the point of that story like he comes up again and it comes up again a little bit and the Guy is just fixated on the pillow. Yes, and my wife and I when we were watching is like Why is nobody mentioning the Tupperware? Right. Like, you bring it with you everywhere? Like, I get it. He's bringing it to the Chinese buffet

Starting point is 00:33:09 to steal stuff, to steal food. But why does he bring it with him everywhere? Yes, because that was the follow-up there. Like, why does he bring a pillow? He's like, well, he brings a pillow everywhere. Like, well, then why did you? But you're the only point with the Chinese. What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:33:20 That's getting so stupid, Skib. All right, so this is crazy. At the very end, he's talking about working with them in the future, and I've never heard this term before. We do need to run around the streets chasing burgers and do some shit. Chasing burgers? Well, you know what I'm saying, me.

Starting point is 00:33:38 We gonna figure it out. We'll figure it out. We'll figure it out. What the fuck is going on? So, Chris, after this, you wanna like get together and chase burgers or something, on the street all right? Talking about burger chasers. I bet he made more sense talking to the old Jewish man. I All right, well you would know

Starting point is 00:34:02 Anything you want to any clips you want to play from this? All right, well you would know anything you want to any clips you want to play from this Let's hear the Mahjong clip. Okay clip three the producer finally is trying to get Mario Mario I can't say his fucking name. Everyone says Mario. He pronounced it. Yeah. Yeah So he's finally trying to get them to introduce the guests Mario why don't you introduce our two guests here? guests. Mario, why don't you introduce our two guests here? Okay, so we have the old Jewish men as they as I've been told, I don't see them being old.

Starting point is 00:34:36 I'm only 26 years old. This is all makeup. This is a wig, you know, nice. I like that. So do you guys like playing Mahjong? Is Mahjong your game? Yup. That's what we know about these guys. That's a good start to the conversation right there. Also the answer was no It took 15 minutes to get there, but you know No, mostly I was just proud of that fart. Yeah It was really beautiful. I believe that there were two that was the one that sounded better But again, I think Dave's Dave's stomach is a little gurgly because he was eating a rotisserie chicken and a tuna fish sandwich while they were filming yeah when it started

Starting point is 00:35:10 off every one of these episodes starts with seven minutes of nonsense and then someone eventually says are we filming they oh yeah every single episode I've watched so far does that well why don't you start until the beginning and just start there instead of you make it sound so easy before the beginning I just sounds crazy. But the I watched an episode where the Producer was talking about how he purposely likes it chaotic like everybody else does it. He does it they do it this way You know what that actually goes back to that goes back to what Anthony always says about Opie not doing a legit podcast He has to be out on the street. He has to be at the bar because that way if you go hey

Starting point is 00:35:52 You know your podcast kind of sucks. You're not really having a good conversation. It's not interesting about it trying You know Mario Bosco can't even introduce the gas. Yeah, I don't know funny. It's part of the charm Okay, do we know very confusing for everyone. Do we know anything about the producer? Who is this producer guy? I did at one point, I think it's the guy who runs the Instagram account. Sabino, is that his name? Oh, is it Sabino? Because yeah, there's another guy too. He seems he was there. He seems to be friends with the old Jewish man. And I'm very confused about his relationship for the show and why he cares about things.

Starting point is 00:36:26 He books, he books them. So I think this guy is like this social media guy. They probably go to the conventions or some shit. And then they meet like, oh, you gotta come on my buddy's show. I produced this podcast, Mario Boscow. You're gonna love it. And then they show up and they're just like,

Starting point is 00:36:39 is there a tuna sandwich involved? Yeah, there's no prep. Mario doesn't know who the fuck they are. They don't have any kind of introductions or anything like that. And the episode that I was checking out, it starts off with their reading the comments section and it's not good and it's pretty vicious. I'm not able to fight today. Today we're going to be very nice. It's all about Mario. Wow. You've been reading the comments then, huh?

Starting point is 00:37:04 I've been reading the comments then, huh? What they saying about in the comments that nasty yeah They are so vicious to know. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah this podcast world you better be prepared It's crazy. I mean, I wish Nico would unleash me so I could reply Because I tell you Nico's the guy who has the Instagram like the New York City Instagram thing I guess Nico's telling her not to respond to people. What is happening with her legs right now? I Think that's just one leg All right, but listen to what she says if she she had her druthers, this is what she would do. Why?

Starting point is 00:37:47 Because I tell you, every one of those people will fucking want to kill themselves. That's what I tell them. That's all right, you let them know. That's on YouTube. Instagram, I could get away with saying certain things. Right, right. Now, Brian, you and I have been on the internet

Starting point is 00:38:02 for quite some time now. We've had our fair share of people who don't appreciate what we do or enjoy it Do you think replying to each person individually is gonna shut them up or do you think maybe that would be counterproductive? I can't tell I'm still working on year one of the haters In Irma's mind if she could just get back to them, oh, yeah, well blah blah blah that person be like, oh Oh, never go to your tube again. She, yeah. Well blah blah blah that person like oh Never go to YouTube again. She got me. It's like that how that works at all dummy I found that by responding like you know indirectly to to read it via the podcast. Yeah, it doesn't make them back off That's what I've been making fun of Daniel Alexander woke dad

Starting point is 00:38:43 We've covered him on Drew Lane show yesterday I cover him on who are these socials and him and John Sarasani does the same thing where they put up Specific comments and then respond to that person and make a dedicated video Do you think you're gonna get less of this right or more of the dear haters? These are the things I do not like Please back off so fucking stupid so that Mario is defending Irma and then it turns out that Mario's getting pretty good My gosh, you know what that reminded me of just now that reminded me of the Shooley defense when you wanted to go on MLC, Bri Oh the tree, you don't even know this person.

Starting point is 00:39:26 How can you say anything bad about that? Like, well, now I'm watching them do a shitty show. So that's why. If you don't know her, don't judge her. You know what I'm saying? And don't judge any of us. I've been called everything. Somebody said somebody should have spurred me into a,

Starting point is 00:39:41 into a bucket or my father should have put me in the toilet. And oh. Did you see cat's reaction I guess I was at my dad's and just throw me the toilet he's like that's pretty good that's a pretty good toilet you know I could have been more creative that's pretty good that comment made me laugh out loud last night and it also made me wonder like why is it his dad's job to put him in the toilet don't get you know, that's usually the mother's. Yeah, don't get too connected to that one. Right, that's right. So then, Sexy Stace here,

Starting point is 00:40:12 matches that she also gets bullied online from time to time. And what's great about this is that when she says what people say about her, everyone's laughing. So it's just like, hey guys, stop being mean, stop being haters. And they're like, oh, they hate on you too? Well, that's kind of funny. But like, oh, they hate on you too. That's kind of funny.

Starting point is 00:40:25 But YouTube, yo, they caught me a refrigerator on that motherfucker. They was like, what the fuck this fucking, I had on a green outfit. It was like this green fucking refrigerator with small food in the middle. Yo, they was, yo, the YouTube is ruthless, bro. Everyone's laughing. They caught you what? Because of a green dress, I'm sure it was the color. Yeah, right. That's why. I thought that to be hysterical a little bit hypocritical to unfortunately Did you guys ever check out Mario Bosco stand-up?

Starting point is 00:40:59 Did not I considered it, but I did not want to I got it for you guys great. Let's check this out because You know as you'd expect he does a lot of jokes about the fact that he's a small person And his voice is weird and he actually There was a joke in here that I kind of enjoyed I'm pissed I I Pissed I Ordered an uber the guy shows up. He rolls down his window and says I can't take you I was like why not he said I forgot the booster seat Is it a booster seat in a car

Starting point is 00:41:41 Isn't that more of the restaurant a restaurant type thing? You would have a booster he doesn't need to be able to see out the window, right? Yet another thing he doesn't understand. Yeah, right. I mean, I like the concept of it, but I don't think that makes sense, but all right. But I do have wonderful news to share, guys.

Starting point is 00:41:58 I got a call today from ABC TV, and they want me to be your next bachelor. Thank you. They said to tune in this season on Nickelodeon. So the problem with that show because he sets it up with ABC TV. He called me and it's going to be on Nickelodeon. Okay. It didn't stop some of the audience members from cackling though. Yeah, yeah. Like you could have mentioned a production house or something.

Starting point is 00:42:28 You know, you could have mentioned anything. TV executives called me up to be on the, you know, whatever. Anyway, so that's kind of dumb. But this one, this one got me. Imagine me, your next bachelor, a half-stacked man with the kind of voice a trendy would kill for He really went for it this is 2021 Yes, yes, yes That's pretty decent so I'm gonna let him slide on those first two just for that Brian

Starting point is 00:43:00 What else did you pick up on from this show? That was pretty much it for me, aside from the fact that like, I know that he has a certain degree of popularity, Mario Bosco, but I put him in the same category as like, Perry Caravello or Mike Buscetti, where I'm like, I just feel like I'm on the outside, I don't get it. Oh, I see what you're saying. Am I missing something? You gotta be in on some type of joke to understand why it's interesting

Starting point is 00:43:26 Why it's interesting and funny anyone would give a shit about it. Yeah, that kind of makes sense Lucy anything else you want to play from the episode that you checked out? I think we've covered everything you've covered every all of our bases on this one. Very good Well in that case today, I was having a little bit of an issue I was having a little bit of an issue. I was trying to download an episode from YouTube and all of a sudden that stopped working. But I'm happy to say today is Helga's 78th birthday. Oh, Lisa Boswell. I'd kick your ass to hell and back.

Starting point is 00:44:01 Like Lisa Boswell. Nobody can. Lisa Boswell. You'll have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy, you can bite. And so that reality show had their wake and bake Wednesday episode today. And if I could have downloaded this, I would have probably boosted some of the levels. So I apologize for that in advance. We'll clean it up and post if we need to. These two just cannot speak into microphones for some reason. But so I do have some

Starting point is 00:44:37 timestamps for us. And Helga has this new toy she's playing with. Her computer will talk to her. So she can type in things, then Hal, she calls the computer, will talk to her. And so she's having some fun with this. And again, Lisa's the star. Yeah, Hal talks, you know. What the fuck?

Starting point is 00:45:03 Come on. I'm Hal, your friendly local computer. And I don't know why Hal is so loud. Hal's supposed to be a lot louder than that. Anyway, we're going to eat today. We're going to eat at the place where, well, the girl that waits on our table I love her She doesn't love me back though

Starting point is 00:45:35 She doesn't love me back though, but what I like about Lisa and there's a lot of things I can always is her optimism That's how it goes Yeah. That's how it goes Yeah, that's how it goes should happen what shit happens Well, I do I'm looking at it Shit I'm looking at now is how can we? How can we change that? So I'll translate that if you don't understand Lisa talk. That's not how I look at it. I want to change that.

Starting point is 00:46:14 I can't do that, Helga. I can't do that, Helga. I can't do that Helga. Helga gets so tickled by the most childish things like changing the background or the computer saying I can't do that Helga. See that joke I did? I'm trying to think of the last time I smiled that genuinely over something. I know. Lisa gets bored of Helga's story at a certain point, which happens often. And so Lisa interrupts Helga, which I wish would happen a little bit more often, honestly. So I thought about my ability to be invisible. I took my panel truck, put a ladder on the roof Because it was a painting truck

Starting point is 00:47:06 I'm gonna move my chair The living room because the living room's got a big Big big reclining chair Anyway, I threw a tarp over the top of it a few paint cans in the back I like that Lisa interrupts Helga Helga finishes her sentence and goes, let me get back to my story Then I'm boring everywhere the dots went

Starting point is 00:47:28 Yeah, they can't stop each other. Well, there's a new dynamic now So on today's show they were live and in the past they always record it and then upload it right afterwards So now there's a chat So now they're reacting to a chat which kind of fucks up their flow in the rhythm. Maybe they'll get it down I don't know. I don't want to say don't have a chat, which kind of fucks up their flow and their rhythm. Maybe they'll get it down. I don't know. I don't want to say don't have a chat. It's fun to have people there interacting, but you'll see that they're distracted by

Starting point is 00:47:54 what people are saying to them. He's a bank of tenors. You do have edibles? Yeah, we have edibles. We make edibles. Do you have edibles? Do you want to be a mod? I can help Helga get things straight.

Starting point is 00:48:15 I need two. I'm a huge fan of all of us on the PA State Corrections Facility. We found you from WTT. I mean, there's people in jail that are watching us. Isn't that cool? Wow. Oh, I got another question. Who's going to fucking vote for Bobby Kennedy Jr.?

Starting point is 00:48:43 Who's going to fucking vote for that asshole? Devil. Who's going to try our edibles? You up for a trip to Long Island? What? You up for a trip to Long Island? Sure. Oh, I like that about Lisa. Let's go live show. Let's fucking go. I'm up for it. Why are we still here? I love the.

Starting point is 00:49:03 I don't know what's going on in Lisa's head. It's obviously not paying that to whatever Helga said I got a question for you Who's gonna fucking boat Bobbiketta the jr. Do you that? now this annoyed me because Lisa starts singing and I was like, oh, I'm here for this but Helga cuts her off Helga you gotta let Lisa spread her wings and be the star You guys you don't do though we made ice cream ice cream

Starting point is 00:49:38 Marijuana. Yeah, I think marijuana ice cream and marijuana ice Recommended dose recommended dose is a medium melon ball mold. Anything more than that, you're not going to be functional for two days. We're not functional. Good point. functional for two days Good point I Don't know that Marijuana is the reason why they're not super productive on their their day to day

Starting point is 00:50:15 cheese I Feel like if these two had you trapped in their basement like you could probably talk reason to Lisa Whereas Helga would be like you're never getting out of here alive oh no and she would murder you with that sinister smile make you build that would eventually detonate right right damn it all right so Lisa explains that she's because you know we've talked about this before Helga has been making edibles for 50 years or something like that Lisa is not a professional when it comes to that sort of thing but I'm not a professional making it out there's a professional

Starting point is 00:50:53 that's smoking it. Wow. A devil's joy saying marijuana has been legal for Crohn's disease patients since the 90s. For how long? You know, I think that my ex, had she smoked pot, she wouldn't have an ostomy. She's a bitch. When she could use it. Rob Sanders says, Lisa, you're the star of the show. Oh, hi, Helga. I'm still invisible.

Starting point is 00:51:31 I mean, how happy birthday I'm happy that you made it to 78, but you can't be that happy that people are chatting that Lisa's the star of the show It's on your channel In fact people were even chatting in there They're like just let Lisa do the show and how it was like she doesn't know how to run the show So I have to be here for that which is but my excuse to people like why isn't just producer Chris and friends like pulls the clips and Right fine producer Chris and friends coming next week

Starting point is 00:52:08 Imagine Lisa sitting there, but behind a drum set with Helga trying to talk Let's make that happen do they have a PO box can we send them a kid Snare drum Guest drummer for the isotopes did you ever prove if that was a she was. Guest drummer for the Isotopes. Did you ever prove if she was Eddie Money's drummer or not? Well, so someone sent me the full concert from that 1987 tour they were doing. And the person who's playing the drums in that concert

Starting point is 00:52:40 gets a drum solo near the end. And he's not introduced as Robert Boswell. Gotcha. So I don't know. I mean it's still the jury's out. I still don't know if anyone has. Actually someone was messaging me because Lisa has a Twitter account and Lisa was tweeting out old photos of her or him that were interesting to look at.

Starting point is 00:53:03 So if anyone knows any more information on this i would definitely be curious to know now this episode went longer than usual of course it's how good's birthday and they're excited about that but it did go longer than usual and lisa is hungry and wants to get the hell out of there the longer we tell you know. The longer we talk, you know that, the longer we talk, the longer we're gonna be here. Yeah, I know. You're hungry, aren't you?

Starting point is 00:53:34 I'm starving. But you only packed at the noodles last night. We could do maybe three bites of dinner last night. Dinner. Supper. Dinner is a thought in my mind. I brought your supper upstairs in a timely manner. Morning, Dan.

Starting point is 00:54:01 Happy birthday, darling. Thank you. Dinner. Dinner is a thought of my mind. I don't know what that means. I don't know what she says. I think that's the equivalent of Lisa getting hangry. Yes, correct. Because so at the very end here, Helga's explained that they will move over to Super Chats at some point. So you know, the fucking MLC on our hands coming up pretty soon. Turned into that.

Starting point is 00:54:12 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.

Starting point is 00:54:20 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Helga's explained that they will move over to super chats at some point so you know the fucking MLC at our hands coming up Eventually I'm going to do the super chats I'm not yeah, I Gotta get the what we're doing with doing this live regular way. I'd rather do I'd rather do

Starting point is 00:54:47 I'd rather do it live, even though I stutter. We'd like to remind you to subscribe to our YouTube channel and to like us. If you like us, then it goes a lot better. It goes a lot easier. It's not as hard to join us. Join us on Patreon because I'm going to be putting audio tracks out on the right. Yeah, whatever. I like that. Lisa's just like wrapping up. I want to remind you to like us YouTube. Like that's pretty much when Lisa's just like, this show is over. We hit our points here. I think we're good. And yes, you should like them on YouTube. They're up to one point two

Starting point is 00:55:29 thousand subscribers on here Just very exciting and I can't wait for them to monetize the channel and start making that sweet sweet internet money You want some of that internet money I say? Think if I died I would rather people find out my porn history than my YouTube history Because like this would pop up like all this weird like stuff is mine in my algorithm now mostly because of you Brides I got bad news for you I'm gonna post this on the internet. Everyone's gonna know that you're watching this shit Yeah, no, this isn't just how to consider that. Yeah, this isn't a zoom meeting that we're having between the four of us. So we're just buddies hanging out

Starting point is 00:56:08 No I've said this many times because I didn't realize how easy it is to get everyone's Google search history until I started doing the creep off and Every single person who commits any kind of crime they're like and two days ago She did a Google search for how to murder your husband bury bury him in a shallow grave and get away with that. You're like the dumbest search possible. And I realized that because of the creep off in the research I do, my search history would get me arrested immediately.

Starting point is 00:56:36 Right. Oh yeah. If it were to ever leak out there. Lucy, you too? No, I meant you, of course. Obviously. The way you responded, I was just like, oh Jesus, yeah, our search history.

Starting point is 00:56:46 When Brian said that, I'm like, okay, what's the weirdest thing in my porn search? I'm like, oh, I think I'd be okay with that. And then I think about all the weird shit we've done for this show, I'm like, ooh. Yeah, it's a little creepy. All right, I do wanna talk, now, Stuttering John's not as interesting as

Starting point is 00:57:06 He can be this week, especially it's kind of the same shit. If you've been paying attention to John at all, right? Yeah, I have and it's you could it be more right? It's the Repetitiveness of his his spiel is looks like it's you could tune it at any point at any show and pretty much be caught up Every shows a rerun I'll tell you when I do watch John and I don't watch him that often unless I'm doing Research for the show and just pulling clips. I see the super chats come in and I look forward to him reading them I'm like, oh, what's he gonna read that one? How's he gonna react to that one? So that's my favorite part

Starting point is 00:57:39 Let's do a little John stuff. And I want to start off because like I mentioned, we just did a bonus show. I put out a little preview of it on our YouTube channel but if you want to see the entire episode of living in the past with stuttering John you can sign up for our patreon or YouTube and you get to watch or listen to that episode and we went back to John's 2018 podcast where he's ragging on Artie and Anthony for goofing on his movie One Too Many. And what they were doing on their show, and I got to track this down too, is they were reading the reviews of John's movie. And so somebody pointed out, and by somebody I should give them credit, J.E. Skeets on Dead or Anonymous, that John wrote the first two reviews for One Too Many on Rotten Tomatoes and

Starting point is 00:58:48 So I just want to read you these reviews that John wrote himself One Too Many is a must-see. I have been anticipating the release of this film for some time I started laughing seconds into the film. I highly recommend this film This is really poor writing. Yeah. It's one of the ways you know. You can tell it's him. It's one of the ways you know that it's John because I've been waiting,

Starting point is 00:59:12 the release of this film for some time. Wouldn't that be two words? Yeah. Yeah, I don't wanna get too nitpicky, but at least this film, twice in a row, whatever. All right, this one's great. This is a real funny film. It is cleverly written by the Tonight Show's John Melendez.

Starting point is 00:59:29 His use of animation, flashbacks, and narration is hysterical. Oh, also the other thing, the other giveaway with John, he always uses the ampersand. You see that on his Twitter too. Melendez stars as Thomas, typo, Melendez stars as Thomas Burns, a man on a mission, his quest to find a woman that will allow other women into the bed with them. The script is refreshing and funny. The acting is superb. The girl he finds, Jennifer, is played incredibly well by Dirty Sexy Money's Bellamy Young. Comedian Jeffrey Ross and Hudson Leake,

Starting point is 01:00:06 the hot blonde from Xena, are great in supporting roles. Jim J. Bullock from Too Close for Comfort fame is outstandingly funny. I mean, this does not sound like a review at all. This is promotion. This is a promotion that you would say. This is one of the funniest films I've seen all year. It is unfortunate that some of my fellow reviewers

Starting point is 01:00:28 Because of his work with the Stern show I however and completely unbiased in my review obviously This film is a must-see good job job. She's The victim some people are saying the movies not good, but it's only because they're stirred fans None of the movies that good This is like when we're watching the footage of him playing that live show and apologizing to the crowd because there's stern haters out there.

Starting point is 01:00:51 It's kind of the same thing. Oh, he's constantly doing that. He says it like, I know, I'm amazing. There's some people here don't wanna like me. What am I gonna do about that? Like, no, just not that great. It's like you're so busy laughing at him that you forget, like, this is a genuinely crazy guy

Starting point is 01:01:07 who would do stuff like this. It's psycho. He's a sociopath. And so one of the things, there's this guy on Twitter, his name is vitamin underscore dealer, and he's been going back and scrubbing some fun clips from John's early podcast episodes And he found I think John's first response to us the first time that he addressed W ATP and

Starting point is 01:01:32 I wanted to play this for you guys because it's fun. It's a fun little trip down Memory lane for for all of us you're more used to be this guy Bob And he said do you listen to who are these podcasts episode about you and I'm so how did you take it? There's this podcast that they could drop The who are these podcasts where they make when he had a stutter Miss those days you everybody's podcast so they give us they gave us a scathing review to which Anthony Koumea Retweeted and said and see these guys like called it out and everything. That was the day of the call.

Starting point is 01:02:06 Yeah, and you know what, who are these, yeah right, it was. Who are these podcasts? That's the question. Who is this podcast? Who the fuck knows these guys? Nobody. Who the fuck cares about their opinion?

Starting point is 01:02:19 I. Hold on a second. First off, the I am more famous than you defense has never been a good defense ever and John's been using it forever and I don't think it he would have addressed it before for Anthony about obviously Retweeting because he had to bring that up and the fact that he's talking about it and then also saying he doesn't care Seems disingenuous the zoom act of defense. Yes. Who are these podcasts? That's the question. Who is this podcast? Who the fuck knows these guys? Nobody. Who the fuck cares about their opinion?

Starting point is 01:02:53 I don't. I never heard what they had to say, nor do I give a shit. I think a scathing review was great. And now, yeah, I'm okay with Anthony now, so, you know, I don't think anything's going to be going on there, so So so who are these pockets? I can give a frogs fat ass what you think and Quite honestly not to blow my own horn again. This will be the second time I think I've done a lot more in this business than you idiots ever have in your fucking life My Donald Trump phone call alone is more than you've ever done so shut the fuck up. I Didn't care pocket Tweeted that is more than you've ever done so shut the fuck up pocket just tweeted that

Starting point is 01:03:27 pocket right he didn't carry then he also told us to shut the fuck up but this is the fundamental flaw in his reasoning and his logic he thinks that you can't critique someone if they've accomplished something that you haven't and that's not the case at all. And it doesn't even make sense. Nope. It doesn't make any sense. And John, so the very first time we reviewed his show,

Starting point is 01:03:52 we had no ill will towards John. We're just reviewing the show like we always do. It was before John wanted to fight me and arrest me and sue me, so break my legs, before all this stuff. So I didn't have any feelings like that. I actually think he fantasize about personally arresting you Citizens of rest Already the taser for this one

Starting point is 01:04:13 So the idea that John goes I don't give a frogs fat ass what they had to say You should have listened to it You should have listened to the critique because I think it was actually a pretty good critique that you could have learned from and done better Stop bragging about every fucking accomplishment. You've ever had the other thing. That's completely insane here is obviously you Watt did a review of John in the same way that there was a review of John's one too many on Rotten Tomatoes Yeah, you can't put stock in one of those things and not into the other one just because one is good and one is bad

Starting point is 01:04:44 Oh, yes, you can Lucy cuz the haters You can't put stock in one of those things and not into the other one just because one is good and one is bad. Oh Yes, you can Lucy because the haters So John's show yesterday was the 21st Now why is that significant? Well, have you ever listened to MLC or stuttering John show? you know that that's the date that youtubers get paid by YouTube and YouTube didn't pay up right away. The money didn't come in for everyone immediately on the 21st. And I was watching MLC where KB was crying about,

Starting point is 01:05:15 I was watching Melt and Watch MLC. That's where we get all our news. That's where I get most of my news. And so I'm watching Kevin, do you see this Brian, where Kevin was crying about not getting money from YouTube. I didn't see him crying. It's so bizarre That he was like very upset that he hadn't gotten paid by patience my friend. It'll come tomorrow You'll get it later today. Not a big deal. I mean, how poor are you? Like a kid not getting his paycheck on Friday, right?

Starting point is 01:05:42 Right, you need to have that money right now or you can't take Susie out to dinner in a movie. Like, that's, how pathetic is that? So John's show yesterday is, of course, the exact same thing. Scholar! The fuck is with YouTube? They're supposed to pay me the fucking day. They still haven't fucking paid

Starting point is 01:06:05 me. Fuck you, pay me. Fucking bastards. Motherfuckers. Unbelievable. They're so fucking convoluted. YouTube is the worst. And I heard fucking KB talking about it, too And he's right. It's so fucking ridiculous We're supposed to get paid on the 20 fucking first Where is it YouTube? I mean fucking is that a formal complaint just now should we put a ticket in for you, sir? I'm not sure how to react to that. What time of day was this? Oh It's mid-afternoon. It's always mid-afternoon. Yeah

Starting point is 01:06:50 This is the thing like John if you don't want to seem pathetic and poor Don't cry about not getting paid by YouTube immediately at the time you thought it was gonna talk about any of your money problems Yeah, it's so stupid in hell about any of your money problems. Yeah, it's so stupid. In hell. Drive me fucking, I hate that shit. If you're supposed to pay somebody, you pay him. Oh, so this is funny because John owes

Starting point is 01:07:16 both aleccide and penis wrinkle money for bets that he lost. And so John catches himself. I love when this happens, where John just be like, yeah, what the fuck you get when you go someone But you got to give the money things like oh shit. I hope people money unless Following yeah, so here we go Once you have a fake name like penis wrinkle then then it's different

Starting point is 01:07:36 It's that it's different which is crazy to me because now if I owed penis wrinkle money I might also have that same defense like who the fuck is penis wrinkle I don't know but John claims that he was the board op when John had his own radio show Like he actually knows who penis wrinkle is those two have met in person before which is why penis wrinkle hates his guts So if you know who he is and you owe him money pay him the fucking money. Yeah, also that Excuse doesn't hold up because he's taken so much of Penis Wrinkle's money. Yes, good point. Yeah, Penis Wrinkle could pay him,

Starting point is 01:08:08 but he can't pay Penis Wrinkle. Also, if the argument is you can't have a fake name, then he's bitching about YouTube, which is also just a fake name. Yeah, none of it makes any fucking sense. No, of course not. Of course not. And one of my favorite things with the super-chatters

Starting point is 01:08:24 is when people tell him shit That's just made up and this is it's been a funny trend We're like you should see what Carl saying in the discord or I was just in I was just on getting a DM from Shuli on Twitter and you know what he said and they just make up to the shed of course John always believes that I thought this One was was pretty funny Daniel August one of them things five bucks John lady K's on X saying that your guitar video is all AI What say you he said he will break down your video on the next of a TV show the world Enhanced dude this guy

Starting point is 01:08:59 How many times is this guy gonna be wrong? This guy's fucking wrong every single time. He's never right. He hasn't been accurate yet. Observe and lie. John's gimpy Halloween hand, thanks to the Docs. Why don't you fight with commies instead of the Doxing hack?

Starting point is 01:09:21 Hey, man. You know, there's certain people that, you know, deserve to get their ass kicked in the ring. That Miller thing, Carl's band sucks, but Carl still plays guitar than you know he's not. Never, never. Ryan A. Never, never. No, he's not, never.

Starting point is 01:09:39 So I just love the idea that I was saying that his guitar playing was AI enhanced. And he's like, what? That's not even true, I don't even know how to use AI. I can suck on my own No shit sure like I know you don't know how to use AI to enhance your guitar playing idiot I obviously didn't say that or think that Carl's wrong again Never Right, I mean like he has to be playing into it I am I am telling you I go through this it's Cyclical for me. It's every two and a half months. I go

Starting point is 01:10:10 Oh, he's putting out an act and there is a performative John that we've talked about But I do think he is this stupid Honestly do it I don't know how you could look at it any other way Then he really does believe everything he wants to believe. So if he sees something and it says, I said something that's not true, he's just like, he's lying again, got him again. He's not, he'll never tell the truth.

Starting point is 01:10:35 You know, it's weird too, is like these messages, these super chats and stuff that say like, Carl's saying this about you, you know, Brendan's saying this about you. It really helps feed into that narcissism of like, yes, it is all about me, you know, Brendan saying this about you, it really helps feed into that narcissism of like, yes, it is all about me. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's just positive reinforcements coming one after the next. It's a great point. That's a great point.

Starting point is 01:10:54 He's like, I think that they invented discord just to talk about me. It's all I was talking about on discord. You know, I never thought about that lately. I've been kind of giving him credit in my head because I'm like, you know, he reads some pretty horrible super chats about himself and that's impressive that is something that I am what calm down let me continue what I was just gonna say is exactly to Brian's point I think that probably the reason that he's doing that is because they're talking about him especially the ones that are saying all these other people are talking about you currently.

Starting point is 01:11:26 Yes, no, that is true. The narcissistic personality disorder that he has turns everything into you're not a nobody. They don't boo nobodies. Because anybody else who had to do this would develop a thick skin, except for the narcissists. Yeah, you're right.

Starting point is 01:11:47 And again, shout out to Menser Math, who's putting together some great videos on YouTube. It's so funny when it's just a supercut of John just reading insults for eight and a half minutes straight out of his show. It's one of the greatest things. It's made John show way better than it should be. What if John, what if, all right, let me break it down like John London would what if there's no super chats hmm?

Starting point is 01:12:10 It's easy to believe What the fuck would John do on his show if he didn't have super chats because every single episode He just plays a video of somebody posted on Shulie's anonymous and goes yeah, look at Shulie. What an idiot Okay, good stuff pretty cool speaking of subreddits Barnes and noobs Did a great job putting together this video that I wanted to Play. I didn't say you can't play clean and suck on tape. Well, you know, I'll show you all that too Detroit Dabler Thanks for the two bucks. sorry started on call found proof of you saying you suck a guitar yeah okay hey lady k all these songs are copywritten

Starting point is 01:12:51 so you know good luck trying to play them copy written it's copyrighted jack first i'm gonna play you um this is uh let's see here's here's one for you all clean Let's see, here's one for you. All clean. Okay, so what we're going to see here is Barnes and Newbs has put over a parody song on top of what John's actually playing on his show, but it just shows you how much John will embarrass himself to call me out. So he's playing some stuff that he's recorded in the studio that doesn't have full distortion on it to prove that he can play guitar and Watch the way he rocks out to his own music on his show Try not to get a douche chill as you watch this

Starting point is 01:13:40 My life is brilliant What was I too early? Sorry, should I? Do you want to start over or keep going? OK. Now? Now? My life is brilliant. Your life's a joke.

Starting point is 01:13:56 You're just pathetic. You're always broke. Your homemade Star Trek uniform really ain't impressing me You're suffering from delusions of adequacy You're pitiful You're pitiful You're pitiful, it's true

Starting point is 01:14:24 Never had a date that you couldn't inflate You're pitiful, it's true Never had a date That you couldn't inflate And you smell repulsive too What a bummer being you This is so well done I wish there was a hard part And then this is big triumphs Well all clean sorry. All clean. Well,

Starting point is 01:15:10 got me good job. Why is he in an oxygen tent? Put me in my place. That's amazing. Yeah. Very well done. Barnes and noobs and speaking of well done, this probably won't translate well for the audio audience. So I'll tell you to look up. I'll put it in the notes sheet shitterson on YouTube to do YouTube channel put together a promotion for the new movie coming out called the dabblers and This is fucking epic props to you sheet shitterson

Starting point is 01:15:42 This is fucking epic. Props to you, Sheet Shitterson. You had done, I thought you had dabbled occasionally in stand-up, so that's why I brought that up. Oh! Oh! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! Oh, come on! Home run, Come me a home run

Starting point is 01:16:08 Goddamn is that credible? That was well done. It's so well done shit I saw that just before we said at the show to like oh what this is not gonna translate well for the podcast But we have to play this out here well done sheet Shitter said well long that took but very. Lots of good gags on there. My name is Lady Stark. Yeah, that's great. Very good.

Starting point is 01:16:32 All right, Brian, we have to talk about Steel Toe. And I know people think that, oh, it's just convenient. I am so invested in this thing. I cannot take my eyes off of what's going on with steel toe It's the craziest storyline that's ever happened in the dabble verse and I have to declare right now

Starting point is 01:16:52 I must be the most naive person on earth Because I never thought in a million years people could be this awful that's why I came out was giving Aaron the benefit of the doubt and saying, yeah, this has to be at work. There's no way he'd be treating his divorce like this. It just keeps getting crazier and crazier. I know you're paying attention to this, Bry. Dude, I could be going through a divorce on my own and I would still be paying more attention to this one. Yes. So just to get people caught up, and I do want to play some clips on here. I want to react

Starting point is 01:17:27 to Aaron even though I know it's kind of boring. I'm not going to do that forever obviously because Aaron's been talking about me a lot without knowing anything that I've said or what we're doing over here. So I want to address some of that but if you don't know what's going on I came on the show and I said this is crazy. Aaron is implying that April Imhold who was on the show and I said, this is crazy. Aaron is implying that April Imhold, who was on the show just in May, beginning of April, end of March, now he's implying that she has a drug problem and that he's decided not to be a drug addict

Starting point is 01:17:57 and that's why the show's gonna be good and he couldn't be with her anymore. And since then, he's just come out and said it. He's just like, yeah, I've been doing Coke and Molly over the last few months and I don't do that stuff anymore. I'm not saying what anyone else is doing, I'm just saying. No, no, no, you've said it all. You said that April's doing this thing,

Starting point is 01:18:16 you want to stop doing that thing, so you're not doing it anymore and then a couple days later, I was doing Coke and Molly. It's like, don't act like you're not telling us exactly what's going on and again, I want to give Aaron the benefit of the doubt I want to say there's no way that he's actually telling us all of this Because he's feeding the trolls more than the trolls should ever be fed. It's bad for them. It's like getting a fucking gremlin wet

Starting point is 01:18:40 This is just gonna reproduce It's gonna build a much bigger universe of errant haters the way you're treating this shout out to Mike Boudet by the way from sort of scale. I've been messaging about this He's glued to it. I mean I've been messaging so many people who are I'll just say Melton did eight hours yesterday and It's hard to do eight hours of anything and keep it interesting but I was riveted with what is going on right now because not only is Aaron's ex-wife, or I guess they're going through a divorce, April, not only is he saying that she's a drug addict, but Nick Ricada is also having this weird meltdown

Starting point is 01:19:19 on his show and of course the Ricadas and the Emholds were BFFs and spending days together over at the Ricadas house and doing shows from the hot tub. So it's, it's all so bizarre that all of this is happening at the same time. And it seems staged. It seems like a WWE storyline. Am I crazy to say that? I don't think so. It does seem that way. And knowing what a fan of wrestling he is, it would make sense that he would. I mean, but I think it's beyond him now.

Starting point is 01:19:55 Like, I don't think he has the ability to pull off something like this. And then suddenly April's going to pop out and be like, no, I'm not a drug addled bed step mom. I'm still holding out hope. I'm not a drug-addled bed I'm still holding out hope that this is all a work and if they've really rationed it up to the point We're like, holy shit. This is the greatest work in the history of podcasting I don't think so at this point because it seems like this is a little impressive It'd be so impressive if that were the case last night was the first night I'd ever seen Nick Riketa like aside from the the hot was the first night I'd ever seen Nick Ricciata,

Starting point is 01:20:25 like aside from the hot tub shots. Like I'd never seen his live show. I wasn't even aware he had one. Yeah. Does he normally behave like that? Or was that an exception? Let's talk about Nick Ricciata because I've hung out with him twice.

Starting point is 01:20:40 We met up in Tampa when I did the Dick show down there. And then he was also in Philly with us when we did the crossover with the Dick Show in Philly. And my impression of Nick, my takeaway of him, he's a family guy, he's got five kids, he's always there with his wife, and all the conversations I had, I'm like, this guy's got his shit together,

Starting point is 01:20:59 much more so than I do. And my takeaway was always like, oh, okay, Nick's an attorney, he's turned that into his own YouTube and Rumble presence and he makes a living off of that and really he got big. He was already doing well, he got big during the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. He was covering it so well, more people were watching him than watching major mainstream news outlets talk about it because he was really breaking down the case and doing a great job and So now it's funny. I was like watching to key last night and took he's going this guy's got 400,000 subs

Starting point is 01:21:31 Why just cuz he gets drunk on his last year's like no, this is not what Nick. This is not how he built his audience That's what's so crazy about this because and we'll get to it in a second, but Nick was a very well respected He was a practicing attorney and then he was able to give the practice because he was a very well respected, he was a practicing attorney, and then he was able to give the practice because he was doing so well talking about law on his show. And he's entertaining and compelling and interesting. And I don't know what's going on with them now. Because, and I've been getting those from people for months. Like you gotta look into Nick.

Starting point is 01:22:00 He's on some type of bender, something bad is happening right here. And there's a lot of speculation. Is April living with them? Is Nikki Rackets and Mrs. Rackets on the outside? We don't know what's going on, Brian. Well, that was furthered last night at the very end of that stream. Yes. Where an unidentified female voice came from the dark. Yes.

Starting point is 01:22:24 It's still going. unidentified female voice came from the dark. Yeah, so Nick, Nick, Nick, Nick, Reketa is doing a stream and he's, he's very drunk. He's very wasted. Maybe some of it's being put on, although I don't know why you would do that. It's like when I had Jim Norton over here and we were playing what's who's that woman who drove her car into a house and it caught on fire. We were watching her show and she was all coked up. And we're like, whoa, wow, why would she act like that? And Jim's like, well, maybe that's the image she wants to put out.

Starting point is 01:22:52 I'm like, no, there's no publicist in the world that would want you to, Ann Haish, thank you very much, guys. We were watching Ann Haish's podcast. I'm like, wow, she's out of her mind right now. And then later she ended up driving her car into a house and dying. And Jim later she ended up driving her car into a house and dying. And Jim, naively like me, I'm naive too,

Starting point is 01:23:10 is like, well, maybe she's putting on an act and that's a thing you want to do. I'm like, no, that doesn't help you in your career. And I got to think that if Nick Ricada is pretending to be this wasted and drunk on his dream, that's probably not a good thing either. So I got to think that it's real, right? It seemed real. I mean, that dude's eyes were dilated

Starting point is 01:23:27 and they're bugged out and all over the place. Oh, and like his his body was just moving and swaying. Yeah, and he walked away for like 40 minutes and then just came back and was like streaming the entire time. Yeah, I didn't say one point that his wife was upstairs asleep. Yes, he did. Which one point that his wife was upstairs asleep. Yes, he did. Which begs the question then who is the unidentified female?

Starting point is 01:23:49 So of course. Yeah, so I'm sorry. So to get back to what you were saying, at the very end of his stream, he thinks he turns it off and you hear someone in the room go, it's not off yet. He's like, yeah, no, it is. And he's like, oh, and then he turns it off. So there's someone in that room, and he said that his wife was upstairs sleeping.

Starting point is 01:24:07 So a lot of speculation. That's the biggest cliffhanger to a soap opera episode that I've ever heard in my entire life. I know. It's crazy. That's why I can't believe any of this is real. But let me first just address what our buddy Aaron was saying.

Starting point is 01:24:22 I think what Aaron did, and this is a mistake that a lot of people have made with me is They see a thumbnail and a show title and they go. Oh, I know what he's talking about I get the gist of it. I lost his shit this weekend, too. Let's start with that Did I lose my shit this weekend Chris? We hung out this weekend was I losing my shit at any point? No, okay. I wish that would have been fun it would have been fun I host a podcast we talk about other people's podcasts it's pretty much the long you've been you've been in the news quite a bit in the world of podcasting we were discussing

Starting point is 01:24:53 it he's like Aaron's trying to team up with zoom ockin blah blah that's a sad thing about Carl because I always thought Carl was like one of the honest good ones and he's just kind of gay internet drama guy too and that's really unfortunate like Aaron's trying to team up with Zumock and as though I'm like clandestinely on the phone with Chad Zumock every day and and our conversations are hey should we get this Carl guy so he's already creating a narrative that doesn't exist based on the thumbnail based on a thumbnail I didn't say any of those things

Starting point is 01:25:25 I just said look at all the sudden Aaron is saying that Chad has a good take on something which is insane and He was giving him money. He was super chanting him ten bucks, so that's the only thing I commented I didn't say there was any behind the scenes I didn't say anything like that But so he's creating something that he's going, he's creating something that doesn't exist. And then he's going to explain that I'm an idiot for doing these things I didn't do, which is always fun. Carl, no offense, pumpkin. And I look, he talked about me on his show. He sent me texts

Starting point is 01:25:57 this week. He was like, Oh, Zumaq has good points. Now I know it's a work. And I'm like, dude, this is your private time away from doing shows and shit. Okay, so let me comment on that. I don't know why he says this. He brings it up multiple times in this video that we're watching right here. In my private time.

Starting point is 01:26:17 So here's what I do for a living. Here's what my job is. I watch podcasts, I pull clips, I play those clips, and then I review them. The clip that you're referring to that I texted you about was on my show you would know that if you watched it that's not my private time but he's making up this thing where I'm just like well I got done with the podcast now what should I do ooh let's see what Aaron Imholz up to in my private time my job

Starting point is 01:26:40 there is no way you're texting someone about Chad Zumach. Like again. Because then that means you're spending time worrying and thinking about. Right. That means. No, I was making fun of you, Aaron. When I text you, I go, really? You think that Chad's got good points? Well, you've really lost it or it has to be a work. I was making fun of you. Hey, Chad. In your defense, you can have fun while you're working. That's true too. I do enjoy my job quite a bit. It used to be my hobby. Right. I'm thinking about whether Aaron and Chad Zumach

Starting point is 01:27:09 are teaming up. I think about Chad Zumach 0.3 times a month on. That doesn't make any sense. You can't think about somebody 0.3 times a month, but okay, good stuff, keep going. My show and 0.0 times ever once the show's over. Like the show is in show internet land, I live in the real world.

Starting point is 01:27:31 So like. Do you prep for your show? Are you thinking about your show or do you prep for your show? Because that's what I'm thinking about. My show. When I do my prep. Carl's like, is he teaming up with Chad Zumock?

Starting point is 01:27:42 No Carl, that's the shit you think about. And that's unfortunate because you're not an uncool guy. Like I liked Carl. He was a nice enough guy. I was on his show, did a great job on his show. He's been on here. He did a great job here. Told us we had a good show, good broadcasters. So you used to on and so forth. And then I think like, I don't know if he has to suck Melton dick or what. I've never agreed with Melton on anything. And that's the point that everyone's missing right now. They're like, Oh, they got to sell hackamania tickets. So now Carl's kissing Melton's ass. I've literally gone out every time. I've been like, I think Melton's off

Starting point is 01:28:15 on this one. And by the way, I'm the idiot. And I should know that Melton knows these guys way better than they know each other. So I obviously am not, and I got a note from that Aussie guy. He's like, Carl, you have no idea what you're talking about when it comes to steel toe. He wants to come on the show and explain it to me. I was like, all right, well, we can do that. I'm okay with being schooled on these things. I don't know everything there is to know.

Starting point is 01:28:37 I wasn't paying that much attention. Who wouldn't want to know more about steel toe? What's that? I said, who wouldn't want to know more about steel toe? Yeah, right, let's find out more about this. I mean, maybe I'll do it in my private time, whatever that means. I don't punch a clock. His condescension is off the charts man.

Starting point is 01:28:51 Yes. Alright, let's see if he's going to win this argument that he created. He just got really really internet gossipy drama weird? I got internet gossipy weird? I review podcasts for a living, Aaron, you were on your show talking about super chanting Chad Zuback. That's interesting. Chad tried to ruin your life and maybe succeeded.

Starting point is 01:29:13 So that's interesting. And now he's like, oh, Sealtow's a liar. It's like, well, what am I lying about? You and I have talked on the phone. You and I- That's, I explained that we did talk on the phone. I explained what that conversation was.

Starting point is 01:29:27 So now he's making up what I said he lied about. Aaron, what I said you lied about is the thing that you admitted to lying about. That things were great with you and April. And then when you realized it wasn't gonna work out, then you came back and you went, okay, I was lying about all of that. April and I are actually getting a divorce.

Starting point is 01:29:43 She doesn't live here anymore. But you were lying the entire time leading up to that. That's the thing I okay, I was lying about all of that. April and I are actually getting a divorce. She doesn't live here anymore. But you were lying the entire time leading up to that. That's the thing I said that you were lying about. Not whether we had a phone conversation. I've explained the phone conversation. You and I have talked on the phone. You and I have. So you're saying we haven't had a nice relationship. Yeah. He's kind of like the politician in casino. Watch the fucking video and then comment on it.

Starting point is 01:30:03 Casino. When Robert De Niro's like, did you not have dinner at my casino that night? Did you not have dinner? Did you not have dinner? Were you at that dinner? Give me that much. At least give me that much. Were you at that dinner?

Starting point is 01:30:13 Yes, I was at that dinner. Thank you for not calling me a liar at least. Yeah. Carl's kind of doing the, the state Senator Pat Webb thing or County Commissioner Pat Webb thing. Uh, Yeah, right. He's actually misquoting the movie right there. Senator Pat Webb thing or County Commissioner Pat Webb thing. Yeah, right.

Starting point is 01:30:29 He's actually was quoting the movie right there. He saw in the chat and I did watch this. People are like more movie quotes. He does do that quite a bit. Yeah. Principal uncertainty says Aaron's about to join the anti-car Alliance of Chad KB and Stutts, Joe. That is correct because apparently Aaron's about to join the anti-car alliance of Chad, KB, and Stutcho. That is correct because apparently, Aaron is going to be on MLC tomorrow with Chad Zumach.

Starting point is 01:30:51 And so the fireworks there are, holy shit, Chad, who decided that's where the mud shark came from. When Aaron was goofing on Chad, Chad went, well, I don't just goof on people. I reach out to their ex-wives, and I post pictures of their kids and I say that they're a horrible father and I dig up all this dirt of them cheating on their lives. I'm a professional is what he's saying.

Starting point is 01:31:12 Yeah, Chad Zumock did something that I never do where Chad went in and he went, well, I'm gonna find out that you were cheating on your wife while she was pregnant and I'm gonna make that available for everyone to know about and I'm gonna be a big prick to you. So now Aaron is going, all right, well, I'm gonna go on MLC and talk to Chad so you think like oh this is gonna be explosive. Kevin Brennan this week goes I want to get Aaron on here to talk shit about Carl. KB's angle, he doesn't even realize what the angle is. KB hates me so much. He's just like let's get Chad and Erin together and they can talk about Carl. Yeah, point Carl point. Why? What does Erin have to do with, I don't understand how I'm getting dragged into the middle of this all of a sudden. People are saying I have no business being in it.

Starting point is 01:31:54 And even at that too people that don't really have a close personal relationship with you, like what more are they gonna reveal other than what they see? Correct. I've actually, I've literally exchanged some text messages with Chad way back many years ago. And I've exchanged text messages with Aaron. I've never met either of them face to face. I don't know what what they're gonna say outside of the observations that anyone can make about me. But let's get back to to this.

Starting point is 01:32:21 I mean, if you really like not that it not that you would or should go to this but you could you could go like, you know, jilted drama bitch on the internet. Look at the text messages. This is where he was nice to me. Johnny Crutch is a retard. So these guys are already having this conversation and this argument about something that has nothing to do with reality at all. And then they're digging deeper into it. Well, yeah, then you could actually show the tech villages where you guys were texting That's not up for dispute. I know that I mean I what he wants. I'm not what they want

Starting point is 01:32:50 They want to just I answer back like we were friends once like I said, I won't because that's fucking gay, but Yeah, like he went off. He's like he's cringe and he's a liar. It's like first of all, we're all cringe Look what we're doing. I didn't, I never said he was cringe. I don't really use that word. I was gonna say cringe is not in your vernacular. No, we have a cringe of the week. I play a drop, but I don't really say cringe, but he's saying I-

Starting point is 01:33:15 Especially not in your private life. Say cringe, yeah, all right. In your private time. It's so cringe. Thank you, Jack. I mean, Jesus. I mean, you're sitting there spending your free time thinking about whether Chad Zumach and I are teaming up. You can't. No, I'm not. I promise you that. I wasn't wondering whether you're teaming up. I know

Starting point is 01:33:34 Chad hates you. I think it's sad and desperate that you're reaching out to him now just because Chad's talking shit about me. I can't call anyone else cringe if you think, Carl, no offense, buddy, and I know someday when you're 52 years old you'll feel figure this out You cannot spend your free time thinking about whether or not Chad Zumach and Aaron Imholte from steeltoe are forming an alliance and call Anyone else in this world cringe? It's problematic. Why would I figure that one? I'm 52. I was the joke there I thought that was a weird age to just see around It is a weird age. I'll tell you I think he's saying you look young I Do what what's a session with free time? I don't know he keeps bringing up over and over again

Starting point is 01:34:13 Can you believe this is what these think about us free time? Can you be this guy at his free time? I host a show called who are these podcasts Aaron? I'm not a mechanical engineer He's he's making it seem like I'm on the steel toe boring show subreddit 24 hours a day just on every thread I don't know what Aaron said I want to lose or have a chance to box like I've never posted in that stuff right it Does he picture you guys are just like standing around like a war map like we're texting and their pieces You need to uncover this part of the Internet and we'll crush the Western flank. Yes. No, that's not how it works.

Starting point is 01:34:47 You'll invade WATP from the left flank and I will from the right and we'll form a pincer move and imagine being that fucking lame that you think that way. Oh, that whole universe is just full of retards. He thinks that way. Yes, exactly. I wouldn't have thought just full of retards. He thinks that way. Yes, exactly. Because I wouldn't have thought of any of those things. I didn't say any of those things.

Starting point is 01:35:10 He's the one who brought all of that up. He's dishonest and best. Yeah, he's like, imagine being that way. Imagine the way I imagine. Right, he's imagining. That's what he's imagining. Someone being that way. I wasn't. Watch the video.

Starting point is 01:35:22 I didn't say any of those things. I'm not thinking any of those things. Oh, man. I've gotten out of two toxic communities in the last year. Oh boy And he cannot stop talking about April that was another reference to April right there. Yeah, it's so nuts like dude. I Love it. Keep doing it, but you're not fooling anyone. We all understand the subcontext of this. I mean, that guy, he's a weirdo. I mean, he's just too into the internet

Starting point is 01:35:56 and the drama and all of that stuff. Yeah, I know, it's so weird. And he's following podcasts and what they say on podcasts. He's pulling clips and talking about them. What a weirdo This is all new to Aaron. Yeah, right. Why would somebody do all this? It's so crazy All right, so This is the clip that I was referring to earlier where He's now so I brought up the fact

Starting point is 01:36:25 that he's dishonest. He was saying all along that things were great and he's always said that his shows are great and he's doing a great job. And then he comes out and admits that that's not the case. From, but all I said was that, you know, I'm back to kind of the old radio days where I let the audience in on my life a little more, I talk about my life a little more, the show becomes a little more genuine and less put on. Well, that's weird. So now he's actually able to put a show on that's genuine and not put on. He never told us that he was just putting one on before, did he? He's hinted several times since this all started up that April was controlling him like a puppet

Starting point is 01:37:11 almost, like a marionette. How is that possible? Could you imagine if I came on WATP and I said, guys, I actually think Opie was way better than Anthony on ONA, but you get it, like I have to pretend that I think Opie sucks, you know, just pretending so I can keep this thing going that I'm doing. I would lose all credibility immediately. Jenny Jingles is behind you being like, sell it better. Yeah, I know, like no one would ever listen to my show ever again if I came on here and I went, yeah, the last six years, is that what I've been saying? I didn't mean any

Starting point is 01:37:39 of it. You know, I just, I had to do that for the show. I was putting that on. That'd be the last day we spoke. Yeah, that'd be crazy. That'd be the last day we spoke. Yeah, that'd be crazy. That's what he's doing now. Then it had been in the past. I feel like I covered up a lot of myself to satisfy others. And now it's, you know, I'm in this house all by my lonesome.

Starting point is 01:37:59 And I call all the shots and I got no GM and I got no nothing. It's for the first time in steel toe history. There is no boss, but me. And now I get to craft a program the way I'd like to craft a program. And sometimes the way I'd like to craft a program is talking about things that are going on in my life is and adjacent to my life and things that are interesting. Okay, cool. Let's see how that works for you. Let's see if that's a better program

Starting point is 01:38:27 than what you've been doing. Someone brought up, why doesn't he just rebrand? Yeah. I feel like at this point, steel toe, everyone knows all this drama and the falling out and everything like that. Like he could be like Kyle Dunigan and do like one of those AI faces or something.

Starting point is 01:38:47 Carl, he already got the cool sign made. That's true. That was a pretty sweet set he's got. The show's been crafted. But this is the problem with being one of these guys who hypes himself up all the time. We had another great week. This is going to be another great week coming up. We got a great show for you. What a great show. I was talking to April. She said our shows have been great lately. I'm back on top. I'm on fire. Three weeks later. Listen, I haven't been able to do the shows that I want to do, but I'm going to start doing it soon. It's like you have zero credibility now. You've lost any credibility that you might have when you do things like that. And I want to, he was going on and on about how

Starting point is 01:39:18 he was going to start saying what he wanted to say. Yeah. It wasn't going to be bridled anymore. Well, it seems like he is now, which is fun because he's just calling everyone a coke and everyone's into Molly and stuff. So shout out to Soft Weekly for this gem from his YouTube channel, because this goes to what I was just talking about. And I have always cut it straight with this audience. I have always told the audience what's up. I've always kept the audience abreast on any changes that are coming or anything that's going on.

Starting point is 01:39:49 Didn't he just say that he wasn't able to be honest with the audience? Say that now he's finally able to be honest with the audience because that's from an old video right there. So I call bullshit guys. I haven't been myself for three years. I'm sorry. You're right. Yeah, you better start being yourself soon. I will. We're gonna have a talk. A couple years. We're gonna have a talk. All right, and then the last thing I wanted to play in,

Starting point is 01:40:12 what really annoyed me with Aaron Imholt was when he came on after April left the show and he said, guys, I'm a narcissist. This is on me. My fault. I brought my wife onto the show. I had no business dragging her into this nonsense and all these feuds.

Starting point is 01:40:29 And it really wasn't good for her. And I need to get help and I need to get work. And then he came back a week later and he said, turns out I'm not a narcissist. I don't need any work and things are good. So right there I was like, I go, whoa, hold on a second. So you're using that as like a way out. So they're like, oh, you can't judge me.

Starting point is 01:40:46 I'm doing the work. I know I have a problem. That's the same thing with drug addicts. Dude, you think I have a problem? You think I don't know I have a fucking problem? I'm beating myself up over here. I don't wanna keep doing drugs. Why are you coming down on me?

Starting point is 01:40:59 I come down harder on myself. Then you can come down on me and say, oh, go fuck yourself, asshole. So this is, he's watching to me. He's like, oh, go fuck yourself, asshole. So this is, he's watching Nick Reketa's stream, the one that where Nick was drunk the other night. And this is what we were just pointing out was Stuttering John and producer Chris's daughter. This is performative empathy. This is a trait of a narcissist. And boy, does he pull this off perfectly. You have a lot to fucking offer.

Starting point is 01:41:30 You're not a fucking idiot. Shout out to my lost interest for pulling this clip by the way for us. So he's watching Nick Rique to be very drunk and he's so upset. Oh man, I fucking love this guy. What's he doing? You're not a bad guy either. But this, this ain't good. This needs to be addressed. This doesn't need to take two days off.

Starting point is 01:41:54 How do I reach the stop? Oh, is it an asshole? An asshole? A bunch of degenerate Japanese shit in my air cone because I can't fucking spade it. You can't read! Yeah, I know, I'm telling you, my... There is trees below Obama levels. What? Do you want me to be drunk like this tomorrow? Every day? I don't give a fuck.

Starting point is 01:42:26 Who cares? See now that, that, that worries the fuck out of me. Does it? You want me to drunk, be drunk like this tomorrow? Every day? Who fucking cares? That's a cry for help. I wish I could ha ha at this like everybody else's.

Starting point is 01:42:42 It angers me. Cause I got treated like a fucking pariah cause I said fucking slow down. Oh, he's trying to cry. Yeah. He's trying to work up tears right now. It's so real to me. Damn it. Cause like if he cuts out Matt, he could put it on as real for an audition. So also what he's saying here is crazy because he's explaining when they were all buddy buddies and him and his wife were hanging out with Nick and his wife and they're

Starting point is 01:43:12 all doing coke and molly together because this is his words not mine and so now he's going and look at what it's turned into man and I told him we got to slow down and all these heavy drugs and he was like get the fuck out of here, man I know what i'm doing. I got this It's so dramatic special Yes, it reminds me there was a 90210 where dylan started drinking beer Dylan you'd want to try this man Makes everything better. You're not gonna like it lucy has never had less respect for me And she just did legos, what she wasn't ready for a now to an hour. I was not expecting that Anyway, it's a great episode. You should check it out

Starting point is 01:43:54 That I got a I got to be I got to be free of everything involving this Yeah, cuz I am NOT going to have Someone's fucking death on my hands Jesus Christ I'm watching the guy fucking die no you know it's so ridiculous it's embarrassing but that's performative empathy every time he's gonna break into song soon congratulations there is you have proven that you are a narcissist and dishonest and not someone that you could take to see what you do next I know it's it's incredible it's fascinating I gotta bring Cardiff in to get his take on this

Starting point is 01:44:35 kind of even following this drama I give the same amount of shits I gave about steel toy year ago I don't care oh I see I know what you mean. This is fascinating This is the best storyline. We've ever had at the dabble. I see it, but I still don't care about these two Fair enough Steve Dave. Hey, how's it going? I'm waiting for the Mary Beth Steve Dave drama There it is! Marybeth is here! I should have warned her before I brought her out. Yeah, she wasn't surprised by that. It tells you on StreamYard they can bring you on the show at any time. Be ready. What, what, what?

Starting point is 01:45:14 How's it going, Marybeth? Uh oh, your mic is not on. Oh, your mic's not working. Change your mic settings. That's alright, you're better to look at anyway, so... Brian's like, yeah yeah I need a break all right so we are going to figure out who set it today this should be a fun game not all Ray DeVito this time I got a good panel good though I enjoyed the Ray DeVito and don't worry you never have to make another one of those again.

Starting point is 01:45:47 The audience thanks you. Yes. No. There she is. Professionalism! Mariratha, are you excited for Vegas next weekend? Absolutely. I can't wait. It's going to be so much fun. We have so many things planned.

Starting point is 01:46:02 And it's Vegas. It's going to be a blast is my mic not working I don't know it's working now it is yeah we can okay yeah no we heard every n-bomb you just always assume the mic is odd that's what that's what Christian Blatt always says all right are you ready to play a game with us Mary Beth yes oh let me let me move this order. Let's get No, no, let's get cardiff on the bottom. Nope cardiff There we go. There we go power bottom

Starting point is 01:46:36 Sandwich Cars been killing it with the games. I have to give him credit Welcome to who said it the official podcast game on W ATP brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel subscribe today Okay, Carl and co-host Who said it? Our first entry Who said it and co-host, Who Said It? Our first entry, Who Said It?

Starting point is 01:47:15 Fuck Jamie Foxx, Who Said It? Okay. Jesus, there's just zero context these days. I'm gonna go with Chad Zuma because why not? Lucy, What do you think? I'm gonna go with stuttering John Okay, that's probably a good one. He did used to do the Hollywood show as Brian I'm gonna go Brennan Okay, that's pretty good one Mary Beth. Oh I'm gonna go with Tommy the alien. Wow. Okay. Well, I love it. This is gonna help us win No, what do you think producer Chris? I went with the alien. Wow, okay, we're all over, I love it. This is gonna help us win. Now what do you think, Producer Kress?

Starting point is 01:47:46 I went with the alien. Okay, let's go. One, two, three. Ray, you're burning a bridge, dude. Ray, Ray, Ray, you're shitting on people that you'll never see, who cares? I'm just saying, you said shit on someone, I just told you I'm shitty

Starting point is 01:48:05 I thought that looked like shit. What do I think about I got your back right fuck Jamie fuck? Parable actor he's already a whole what's his deal? Actually no Arsenio How the fuck? He had to. He had to throw in. That's hilarious. Alright. Next entry.

Starting point is 01:48:28 I got an email from Donald Trump. Who said it? Okay. Now, I think that stuttering John would be the obvious answer here. But it's not stuttering John. Or is it? Who said that? Literally, I was going out of my head as Cardiff's.

Starting point is 01:48:48 All right, Carl, let's go. What's your answer? All right, all right, all right. Sutterring John, what do you think, Lucy? I'm gonna go with Tommy. Okay. Which one? Tommy T. Tommy T, all right.

Starting point is 01:48:58 What do you think, Brian? I'm gonna go Tom Myers. Okay. Yeah, that's probably a good one. What do you think, Mary Beth? I was gonna go with Opie. Love it. And producer Chris, I went to Myers. Let's go. 123. Actually, I might see him. All right. Also, I got an email from Dave Landau's wife. So I got it yesterday. Oh, come on. It's an email.

Starting point is 01:49:27 You did not get an email from his wife. It says the name Dave Landau's wife. Okay, that's her. That's clearly her. Okay, here. Let me just read it. Don't I got an email from Donald Trump. So apparently he's emailing me now. Okay, read it. Read it. Ray. All right. Let me go to my spam folder People go they have ten kids I go say their names if you have if you're one of ten you can say them I have an email here from Dave Lando's wife. I'll read it to you. I'm not that clever to improvise Here did anybody have ready to veto? No, no god damn it Cardiff

Starting point is 01:50:02 Well done on that one goes don't tell Dave Kevin, but I am a huge fan You have Dave figured out exclamation I didn't want to move to South Carolina and Dave was too big a coward to tell Anthony right? That's totally how she talks in her emails. I know I I get them too. Let's keep the families out of this It's from not sure Midwest gal at Detroit is garbagebage.net yeah that's clearly his wife our next entry i got aids again who said it okay these are tough i am gonna go with kevin brennan what do you think luc I'm gonna go Tommy T again Tommy T

Starting point is 01:50:47 again your pot committed over there we think Brian I'm gonna go with Opie Mary Beth I'm gonna say Ray okay and producer Chris I went Opie all right I don't think it's producer Chris tonight I know I gotta say it's too funny of a thing to say for OP, but who knows One two three How's it going everybody buddy, I'm all sick. So Bob's gonna do most of the talking today Why are you sick? How'd you get sick? You got COVID again? I Got AIDS again. Yeah, Jesus fucking Christ of talking today why are you sick how'd you get sick you got covid again i got aids again yeah jesus fucking christ yeah that was good shit i was coming too i knew that was too clever for all of me i love how gracious of a winner you are you all suck our next entry a boat act talking shit about Seinfeld a boat act talking shit about

Starting point is 01:51:50 Seinfeld I am gonna say that is Tom Myers what do you think Lucy I'm gonna agree with you Tom Myers weird because I didn't have any confidence in that whatsoever what do you think I'm'm going to go Tommy the Alien. All right, Tommy T and Mary Beth. I was going to go with Chad. Okay, and producer Chris? I went Opie. Who said it?

Starting point is 01:52:15 One, two, three. Nikki Glaser's podcast is god awful. Having a podcast that talks shit about Opie is like a boat act talking shit about Seinfeld. There you go. Just a bunch of guys that will never ever come close to the success I've had. Plus the fact they don't even realize

Starting point is 01:52:39 that me and Anthony pretty much invented a whole damn format. But me and Anthony pretty much invented a whole damn format. Oh, OP. You're talking into microphones. Oh, God, this fucking guy. I forgot how much I hate OP. Chris, you got that one? I did. Alright, congrats.

Starting point is 01:52:57 Thanks. See, I'm happy for you too. Do your celebration dance. Not really. Our next entry There's a myriad of reasons of why you can get AIDS Who said it? It's a me. I do want to apologize. I didn't know Brian was gonna be on the show today with all the AIDS references

Starting point is 01:53:21 I'm gonna write a letter of contempt to you. Oh my gosh. I am so sorry. I did not pick up on Annie Annie was here with us, too Hello, hey, what's going on? We got a lot of traffic today, so I apologize That I missed you on here. How have you done so far? Have you got any right? all of them All of them You know what Chris no, I'm not gonna lie good I was testing you I'll go back to this again started over. I apologize guys our next entry There's a myriad of reasons of why you can get AIDS

Starting point is 01:54:01 Who I'm gonna go stuttering John Melendez. Lucy, what do you say? I'm going back to Tommy T. Of course you are. Brian? Yeah, I'm gonna agree with Lucy on this one. Okay. Way to phrased. Very good, Mary Beth? See, I'm leaning towards the alien,

Starting point is 01:54:20 but I'm gonna go with Brennan. Okay. Just to be different. Well, he doesn't like to talk about AIDS, so I get it. Annie Brennan okay to be different. Well. He doesn't talk about AIDS so I get it Annie Uh I think it's John all right and producer Chris. I went alien so we got three alien. What did I say? 17 people later who said it one two three Now two three now something he has HIV now if he does I don't know that I don't know that then if he does maybe he shouldn't have been doing heroin I don't know if he was I don't know how well well there's a myriad of reasons of why you can get AIDS. It can be blood transfusion.

Starting point is 01:55:10 This guy's a really good broadcaster. The giveaway was myriad. Yes, you're right. I think I would have gotten it if it had the burp in there. Yeah, Kurt, if you got to put the burps in next time. I removed all burps and us Damnit, I like that. He goes. There's a lot of ways you can aids blood transfusion that hasn't been true since 1983 Anal sex with a monkey

Starting point is 01:55:46 I'm just gonna guess here what it was It was school Carl you got three so far Now you can be a whore on the DL I Got like two key numbers gone right now. I am killing it right now now. You can be a whore on the DL That sounds like a Tom Myers to me. What do you think Lucy? I'm gonna go Opie Now you can be a whore on the DL. That sounds like a Tom Myers to me. What do you think, Lucy? I'm gonna go Opie. Now you can be a whore on the DL?

Starting point is 01:56:11 You go Opie? All right, what do you think, Brian? Sorry, I'm totally distracted by my kid. I was gonna say Stuttering John. All right, and- Yeah, she's loud. Marybeth? I don't know how to get her to shut up. But I'll go with- Duct tape. The alien, alien. She's loud Marybeth But I'll go with duct tape the alien alien alright and Annie

Starting point is 01:56:33 Zumaq producer Chris Opie What did I say? TM Tom Myers, you don't remember Three You don't remember? One, two, three. You go forward on anything. You gotta date them like ten times before a woman feels comfortable enough to have sex with you. I guess not now with the apps. But back then, before the apps, you had to really wear them down with a bunch of whining. And if they didn't drink, I don't know what the fuck. I mean, it's you literally if they're drunk, they'll do anything. Things that take ten dates, they'll do in an hour if they're drunk. I agree.

Starting point is 01:57:12 I think the world is much more sexualized now than it was even then, because it's all the free porn, all this stuff. I mean, just everybody wants to get laid. I think that's like the- Yeah, cuz you don't have to, you know what the difference is? Back in the day, like if you were a female and you wanted to get laid. I think that's like the... Yeah, because you don't have to... You know what the difference is? Back in the day, if you were a female and you wanted to get laid, you had to basically go to a bar. And then everybody would kind of see what you were doing and how you put yourself out

Starting point is 01:57:34 there. Now you can be a whore on the DL and nobody... You just use an app and you just invite people over to your house. Maybe people in your apartment building know you're kind of slutty. But otherwise, it's not like you're kind of slutty, but otherwise it's not like you're not really exposing yourself. Lucy, are you thinking about that? You're like, yeah, I guess those people would know.

Starting point is 01:57:52 That's a good point. I think that's entirely wrong, isn't it? Oh, is that what you were thinking? I was thinking the opposite. Did anyone have KB on this one? No. God damn, that was a good one, kind of. You're out there trying to get one, actually.

Starting point is 01:58:02 No, I was thinking it'd be the cruelest thing if you have like an STD, Matt. It's like when people who don't smoke get lung cancer, you're like, what the hell? That's all for this time. Now you know who said it. You gotta really wear them down with a bunch of whining and if they didn't drink I don't know what the fuck I mean, it's you literally if they're drunk. They'll do anything

Starting point is 01:58:30 Things that take ten dates. They'll do in an hour if they're drunk sit Eugene sit Patreon.com slash Cardiff electric to support our friend Cardiff. Thank you for that game. Can we get to the final score tally, please? Yes, Carl with three Yeah! I remember this time Who won for some reason PC with one, tying with Annie with one and Cardiff with two and Cardiff with two. Boo! Very exciting stuff. Great job Cardiff on that game.

Starting point is 01:59:10 And Brian, I want to thank you so much for coming on today. And I want to promote Tell'em Steve Dave. Thank you. Thank you, Carl. Thanks for having me. Of course. And you guys have a Patreon. People can check out. Yeah. Tell'em, us to patreon.com slash tell them Steve Dave, you go there, you're gonna find all kinds of video and audio and all kinds of fun shit. He's falling asleep.

Starting point is 01:59:35 Et cetera, et cetera. And Brian, of course, you will be with us in Vegas and hackamania. Yeah, I can't wait. The poker tournament. Oh, good. Yeah, I'm in the poker tournament as well. Are you good at poker? No. Okay. Good. Me neither. Or am I bluffing?

Starting point is 01:59:51 Ah, that's what I was doing. Oh shit. I just gave it away. And Marybeth Rosie, of course, people can see more of Marybeth on your OnlyFans account. Yep. OnlyFans.com, MarybethRosie, N-A-R-I-B-E-T-H-R-O-S-I-E. And you can also go to TellEmSteveDave.com to get his free podcast. That's correct. That he does weekly. And head or just or anywhere that you subscribe and listen to podcasts You can find tell them Steve Dave. Yeah what she said Thank you very much. And of course Lucy tight box

Starting point is 02:00:36 Thanks for stopping by today. Yeah, I'm good to see you again. Yeah. Thanks for coming back. What are you up to? Oh, you know doing lots of stuff over at once over with Kaylee on YouTube Lots of movie reviews this week. Dr. Steve, and I talked about 2001 a space Odyssey Coming up, but Annie joined me to talk about usual suspects So that'll be could you explain to that to see what the metaphors were no. I just took that literal Come on It was amazing Moments of my life. Oh good And then also you can find me on patreon where I do unsexy popsicle reviews

Starting point is 02:01:19 Once a week, they're lovely don't want to miss that. Where is that patron? Also once over with Kayleigh? C a y le y very good and Annie anything to promote this week This week well I guess it was last week I came on the yo remember the 90s channel and did a sort of flashback Promo for a series that we might be starting on that channel and my show is still mopping up My show will be coming back soon, and you can find it on youtube.com slash at Wytgs very good get over there and hit a subscribe and Cardiff, what do you have coming up? Do you have a potato soup this weekend?

Starting point is 02:01:55 Yes, I have a potato soup this Sunday night and Carl. I have a question for you Yes, the lost already long already lang podcast episode. Do you know who else might have been a guest on that episode? I should know the answer to this. It wasn't Tammy Pascatelli, was it? No, would it be a one Gino Bisconti? No. I don't remember hearing about that,

Starting point is 02:02:20 but why do you say that? Well, I've got an episode that I've never heard before and John's trashing his kids beloved chatter has found that for me and I'm very excited to play much must watch YouTube on potato soup Sunday night what time do you start 930 ish yes yeah depending on live Saturday morning nice, depending on them live Saturday morning. Nice. Yes, depending on when Uncle Rico decides to figure it out My guys you gotta get a schedule going here so we know what's going on with everyone

Starting point is 02:02:56 All right, we have done it all today. You know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser! The Teaser! Next week's Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! The Teaser! So the Ice Stoves are playing at a Memorial Day party on Saturday.

Starting point is 02:03:16 Eee! So, we're gonna record on Sunday with Doug from Good Times Great Movies. Woo! We'll probably do 2PM I would imagine. Sure. On Sunday. So So watch out for that. You'll get the link if you subscribe on Patreon, Supercast, or YouTube. And I won't fuck it up this time. You'll actually get the link and you can watch it live and we'll get that out to you as soon as possible so that you'll get your regular weekend edition of Who Are These Podcasts. Guys, please

Starting point is 02:03:44 join us again next time because it might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everypony. Parting in the mush pits of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Okay. Great show.

Starting point is 02:03:58 Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Great job, everyone. We have two review girls here and I wanna know if there's any new reviews to read Between one new review and one older review All right have either of them marry No, I don't have either of them

Starting point is 02:04:17 Do this for you Mary Beth as Annie's reading them just move your mouth like you're in sync with her also Here we go. This will be great Alright, the first review comes from cold dog young Marvin Gaye 519 2024 Shuli king of all hacks y'all find it surely funny That sounds like a five-star review if I had a guess. No. No, they really don't like Chewie.

Starting point is 02:04:47 Oh, really? I had no idea that existed in this world. Go figure. It's a one-star? That one is one, yeah. Okay, what else we got? The other one comes from Chewie on 51624. Trolls.

Starting point is 02:05:02 That's it. That's a tough one. That could go either way. What do you think, Producer Chris? Opie. We're gonna go five stars with that one. That one's five stars. Beautiful. I should bring up... Nice. I should bring up... Devil Contu is on.

Starting point is 02:05:22 I was messaging with Vinny. Just finalizing things before we can get the tickets on the website. That'll happen very soon. August 16th and 17th in Rochester coming to Carlson again. Blind Mike's gonna be there and who knows who else will have a lot of great people. I bet the potato can make the trip I would imagine. I'm holding out for something in October Carl that is kidding that is true I do have magic bag dates as well October 25th we're back in Detroit Royal Oak that's right Detroit three yes Detroit three boogle Lee I have two trips to plan for now damn. That's right get out to these shows It's gonna be a lot of fun. I was at some voicemails, and then we'll get out of here

Starting point is 02:06:09 Hey, Chris. I tried to donate a ring love to your daughter's day fun thing, but it wouldn't let me Pretty fucking I'm grateful of you Do you understand that no what you tried to donate a ring light to your daughter? Oh now I get it understand that no what you tried to donate a ring light to your daughter oh now I get it yeah now you get it good stuff the appropriate joke is a mini iPad that's enough with the mini iPad I can report back to you Judy can you believe it I offer a thousand dollars for Stuttering John's raw edition footage. And Carl quickly outbids me by saying he's going to double my offer. Are you kidding me? Is he nuts?

Starting point is 02:06:56 Rock and roll. No, no, I wasn't outbidding you, Gary. I was just saying I would put another thousand on top of that. Gary, this isn't a bidding war that we're doing. You still gotta pony up the thousand, how would John pronounce it? A thousand. A thousand. A thousand.

Starting point is 02:07:11 A hundred. A hundred large. Ten hundies. So that audition that John said he was on, and then it turned into two auditions plus a medical appointment. But the craziest thing is, I don't know if you guys saw this or not,

Starting point is 02:07:27 but John was talking about his audition, he took a shower and everything. And he goes, I didn't even need to because it was on QuickTime and there was no video. None of it made any sense. I mean, you can't use QuickTime for an audition. And who's having an audition without video so it's for voiceover work,

Starting point is 02:07:45 but even then none of it made sense. Why would you want to take back a shower? Yeah I know I took a shower for nothing. It wasn't for nothing idiot. I know the whole thing was so absurd. Get around my head around it. Carl, the way that John is telling his stories in his 2018 podcast His cadence is exactly the same as it is from his audiobook

Starting point is 02:08:09 So I imagine like a lot of his feelings at this time might be fresh because he just got done Narrating his entire life in front of like one audio engineer which had to be absolutely humiliating So maybe that's why he's overreacting. A whole bunch of weird stuff. But I thought it was interesting listening to him tell his stories the exact same way he delivered it on that audio book. Anyway, don't call me back. Yes. That was the observation that we were making earlier. If you want to check out the most recent bonus episode we made, we went back and listened to Stuttering John's podcast from April of 2018. And it's a fascinating study in how much he's changed over the last six years. It's, I've never seen someone transform that much that quickly.

Starting point is 02:08:53 This is the priest from the princess bride. How's cringe of the week about the JC show is what brings us together today who would have thought we ever found a real human who sounds like me and he's a black guy but for fun fun i don't understand what just happened a little bit but so the the priest from a princess bride's got that really weird affect yeah and they're saying JC the guy we found for critical. Okay, gotcha Similar voice. Thank you for tying that together. Yes. I know some of these we have to translate but I enjoyed them So we were playing about the show. I got to bring JC back for sure Hey Carl, this is Jake Evergreen love the show

Starting point is 02:09:42 Got out to Jenny Jingle that episode you did The retrospect of stirring John a fucking episode of 20 fuck. Yes, dude and shout out the old scene Anthony Subreddit talk I was a veteran of that fucking form. It was brutal and seeing kind of parts of that in the The the dabble verse is kind of fun, but it's one let you know Adam Carolla's subreddit. They're doing the same thing to Carolla just bashing the shit out of them Anyway, I thought that's funny. Fuck you. Come back. It happens Unfortunately that the subreddit's do turn on you. There's a couple threads in our subreddit right now and These people are brain dead

Starting point is 02:10:25 or they're trolling me or something because they're trying to say, Carl, you were bragging about being on the radio, but this is like a volunteer radio station. They're not even actual employees of a radio station. They don't have commercials on it. It's like, I wasn't bragging about being on the radio. I was talking about how we did a live hour recording

Starting point is 02:10:43 and you could see it on YouTube. I wasn't like, take that, John, I was on W-A-Y-O 104.3 in Rochester, that wasn't the point at all. I said our band performed live, you can watch it if you'd like to. When I don't understand a subreddit, I just assume a bot wrote it. Yeah, it seems like that. All right, the great Seamoose is catching up on the show. Hoi hoi, great Seamoose here.

Starting point is 02:11:09 I've been trying to catch back up on the show since I found a little bit behind, but yeah, me first in the Gimme Gimmies. They're a fun show. Anyway, this next voice mail is a cover. That was a fun show. That was a really fun show. So, principal uncertainty just came in with some breaking news. He says, Aaron admitted April was living with Nick Ricada.

Starting point is 02:11:30 What? The man who's about to die? He said it was, yeah, I know, right. He said it was her voice on the video in Sanity Reigns. Is anyone else with me? This has to be a work. This has to be, this is crazy. It's tough to believe

Starting point is 02:11:46 the chatters because they're so invested in yes direction well that's true I principle uncertainty is not gonna steer us wrong but I know what you mean but you need to be honest it is pretty boring here in Minnesota we get up to some hijinks well Aaron and this is why I think it's a little bit too obvious and a little bit too over the top. There was this meme someone posted on social media where it showed a Minnesota interaction and there was a three panel cartoon

Starting point is 02:12:14 and the girl's texting with this guy and she's like, I told you I have a boyfriend, stop texting me. And the guy writes back, I have coke. And then the third panel is them having sex. And Aaron responded to that like, documentary was how he responded to that. So I'm like, this has to be a work. There's no fucking way he'd be this transparent

Starting point is 02:12:36 with what's going on and everything. If he's going through a divorce, you wouldn't be calling your wife a coke hat over and over again. It seems like that'd be a bad thing to do while you're going through a divorce. You'd wanna, I don't know. I just, I hope for the sake of Aaron.

Starting point is 02:12:51 And everyone tells me I'm crazy for even thinking this is a possibility. Because this is why it's so out of the range of reality to me is that everything that everyone said who was goofy on Aaron came true. How is it possible the chance to mock and the rest of the game? We're like April's probably gonna leave him and they're starting having orgies with this other couple And then they're gonna get the drugs like they don't get true. How's that possible? There's no way any. What do you think about this?

Starting point is 02:13:16 my crazy I Think it's all genuine It just see it seems like the perfect amount of insanity Blended together that just burst into the surface, and he's just now like fuck it. I'm trying to take ownership of it I'm cool. Look at me and fuck. It's all April's fault man. Fuck a fuck Aaron Yeah, if this is true Aaron is going to have a mental breakdown. We're probably watching this in real time It's probably happening slowly but surely. Because you can't withstand this, what's happening to him right now, right? I would just get a job at a Starbucks all day.

Starting point is 02:13:54 Everyone around him is just enabling him to make a fool of himself right now. It does seem that way. Even Johnny Crutches? The Johnny Crutches? I believe even Johnny Crutches V Johnny Crutches, I believe Johnny Crutches a really willing company Johnny Crutches and Matt both Yeah, you know alright, this is a provocative call right here I Don't understand all the rate of you know hate. He's really good on the show

Starting point is 02:14:22 I Got us again. Good stuff. afterwards because I know John's gonna see it he's gonna go oh oh now he's making fun of kids podcast he's bullying this little kid oh what a piece of shit because we all know he's literally too retarded and maybe to look up that Mario's like what 25 or something 51 27 age Mondays, but yes That would be really funny if someone wants to send John a clip of that be like just curls picking He was not just being on your kids and Mario is cancer

Starting point is 02:15:15 No, he is a cancer and it's all It's very different All right last one all deluxe on the left coast. How about this April in halt? smoking crack supposedly Freshly divorced let's get it hooked up when a date with April and whole dream girl. Let's go It's Lucy like a boring I Gotta get fucked up. I'm out there. I will get boring over here Always showing up on time being prepared with notes. Yeah, nice teeth fuck that I'll be happily boring

Starting point is 02:15:53 Speaking of Lucy you got some gifts in the mail. I did you got a pile of DVDs and blu-rays from? Bologna Factory all of these I said I'm a note thanking him for that because he goes yeah They're just my used movies. I'm a note thanking him for that because he goes the other just by used movies I'm very well dog tooth is in there, so I'm very excited about that and Zardo's I say that wrong everybody makes fun of me It's fine. It's not why I make fun of you, but okay And then you got this gift over here. We haven't opened yet. We got it weeks ago. Yes I apologize. You haven't seen it in a minute. It is from pony power 2 And I am great at opening. I know I was gonna say I should have had a pair of scissors down here, huh, nope

Starting point is 02:16:29 I got this I got I'm very impressed all right wasn't doing it to impress you. I just try to move the show I don't know. I'm pretty boring these days. Oh, this is a lot of bubble wrap okay, all right. Oh yeah bubble wrap I'm gonna have fun with this later. I guess it's a sex toy Oh wow if it is that's girthy a big one the word that I want to use if You don't want to leave that out on the nightstand that maybe you do. Oh, no it is not a station starter

Starting point is 02:17:11 It is oh wow um Holy shit, that's crazy Is that stuttering John dildos I Think it is that Phil Hartman Show that show the camera one have a USB connection It's a church just in case What am I charging it with? Give me that USB connector on that. This is crazy. They're 3d printed. Okay. Wait wait

Starting point is 02:18:08 Order today coolest and most horrifying thing I've ever seen in my entire life. You know, I have a deal where I'm reviewing all sex toys that are sent to me on my Patreon and I am both terrified and very happy about this. Lucy, you're gonna need to make his hair brown just like it is in real life. I... These are insane. You figure out a way to do that. Thank you. Can I place it where these say? This is so funny. make his hair brown just like it is in real life I think you can I play some more of these say this is so funny yes we just hit this button Oh yeah. So dumb. No. No. Too much bed, clumb. Time for the squeegee.

Starting point is 02:18:47 All right, this is my new show now. It's just, it's my new cohost. Thanks, I hate it. No. No. No. Wow. See, I wouldn't have a voice like Mario.

Starting point is 02:18:57 No. Yeah. No. That is incredible. Are you ready for a sex thing? I hate these. For a sex thing. When did you lose a sex thing? For a sex thing. When did you lose your sex stuff?

Starting point is 02:19:06 Yeah, your sex cherry berry. Thank you. Bravo pony power. These are amazing. Those are amazing. Yeah. You have to try them. I don't wanna put this inside of me. Sorry, that's a deal.

Starting point is 02:19:20 Missy B says the most pussy John will ever get. Yeah. All right, thanks everybody thanks for hanging out Brian Annie Cardiff you guys are all the best John Man that was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that. That was a great episode! That was really great! Ah, Carl, I love you.

Starting point is 02:19:50 Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Listen, shut up for a second! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr I'm sorry, bye. Any last thoughts? They were playing with the toys. Point to which one is the fag.

Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep520 - The Mario Bosco Show

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