Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep522 - That DAM Podcast

Episode Date: May 29, 2024

This week we’re checking out another amateur show with three guys who really crack each other up. Whether they’re pretending to be newscasters or conspiracy theorists, one thing remains the same - they’re Zany with a capital Zzzzz.  Producer Chris joins us to discuss their amazing impressions and foley work. Then we get caught up on the Steel Toe drama that keeps getting crazier. Aaron Imholte is going on every show and spilling the tea on his sex life with Mrs. Rekieta and his wife’s drug use, but that’s not what I’m interested in. I’m interested in the search warrant that implicates Aaron as a major factor that led to a battering ram knocking down Nick Rekieta’s front door and Aaron realizing it in real-time as he reads the document. Also, That Reality Show is really blowing up, they now have their own clips channel! Cardiff Electric joins us as we discuss Stuttering John’s response to Potato Soup playing an old episode of Artie Lange’s podcast. John was making a lot of jokes about trans people and now the narcissist has to justify his behavior. And finally another round of “Who Said It?” and your voicemails. https://www.patreon.com/cardiffelectric Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and then share all of us in the comments section. I'm gonna do something I don't normally do do I'm gonna give you a little anecdote tell you a little story about my day Oh, nice. Not like a Aaron Imholts style anecdote a lot different than that All right, so my power went out this morning at 9 a.m Hmm and some transformer blew up or something and we were supposed to have we've been going through this issue with the garage door We got it fixed and then it broke again And I'm in the studio the rest of the week and then we're in Vegas So today's the day to get it fixed right correct

So I get a message from the guy and I say listen our power is out. It's supposed to come back at noon That's what the company told me but it's out He calls me at 12 15 and he says I can be there in an hour I said well the electric is still out. It was supposed to be on, but it's still out. He goes, I'll be there in an hour. I said, okay. If you say so.

So I go out and grab lunch. He's there in a half an hour. So now he's at my house and I'm not there. So I'm like, all right man, can you just wait for me? I'll be there in five minutes. So I come back to the house and he walks over and he goes, all right, I think we figured out the problem. You're not gonna tell us what you had for lunch? He goes, he goes alright I think we figured out the problem not gonna tell us what you had for lunch

He goes alright. I think we figured out the problem Your electricity is off That's worse than a knock-knock joke. It's no he really thought that I know I'm not even joking this guy's an idiot This guy's a fucking moron. You told him I looked at him. I go I know that I told you our electricity was off and not To come but you insisted on coming and but he thought but he thought that I was like Yeah, the lights don't work, but the garage door should yeah, he thought I was that stupid This was the easiest job ever for him. I couldn't be more fucking annoyed

So now our power finally came back. Thanks to Vinny Paulino for letting me do my prep work at the comedy club today So then I finally get back and I call him and he didn't show up. So I still got a fucking garage door issue It's really annoying Today we'll be reviewing a show called that damn podcast There's a suggestion that came in from my boy Troy Smith. We both listen separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand Let's get into it. The show hosted by Dave, Adam and Mike. And the description is two brothers and their nephew being ridiculous. Who could resist? Oh, this is

one of those shows. And there's a lot of these shows lately. I've been noticing where everyone's like, Hey, we should start like a podcast on a YouTube channel. Yeah, the classic. Yeah. So they put out a recent episode, May 22nd, this dropped. It's episode 19 conspiracy theory. And the way they introduce themselves, they have these fake names and stuff. And they introduce themselves with hilarious jokes and hilarious names. I think you're already sighing. I think you're going to like this. Well, think you're already sighing. I think you're gonna like this.

Well, I yeah, the voices are great. It reminded me of our Kevin doing like the FOP. Yeah. Uh huh. Only not nearly as good. Okay, so here we go. Yeah, let's hear it. And I'm an amateur go car champion. And I am Adam archipelago Francis I once ran 1000 miles. And I am Jonathan Slotson Cox. My pronouns are what and huh. Little fact about me. I recently fell off a turnip truck. And that's when I realized nothing is real. And it's all a simulation. Wow. Yeah.

And that's awesome. So with that, incredible. That's awesome. So with that, Incredible! So, a couple of things. I would like to recant my statement. Yeah, this is a different episode than the one that I sent to you. Not that they don't put on adaptations.

Yeah, they still do. But they're different characters on each show. They do different style shows. So there's a newscast that we're going to get into in a moment. But this is their conspiracy theory show. And you'll notice that the a lot of people make these pronoun jokes. Guess what my pronouns are. This might be the worst one I've ever heard. My pronouns are what and huh. Good, good stuff. And I wish we could be as excited about drops as these idiots are. Do you see how happy they were when they hit that drop and they all lost their minds? It doesn't end there Ha ha ha ha ha Sir go fuck yourself. That's not the funniest thing you've ever heard although. You're reacting like it. No I call that filler is that yeah They don't know what to do so they just go

Yeah, they're shrugging at each other well Christian Blatt brought up a good point in the chat here He thinks it sounds a little bit like it's point in the chat here he thinks it sounds a little bit like it's Jacked Up Review Show! It's a Jacked Up Review Show! These guys are more jacked up than Nick Rekade on a Tuesday night! HAH! Am I right? See what I did? Alright, so now we get into it's annoying when people over laugh at things that aren't funny how can you be more annoying than that? Well me show you an example well we're gonna move on what are we doing episode of conspiracy I should point out real quick. I'm watching the video that's up on YouTube as we're clipping

these. It's just a still image, but it does change from time to time. That's why I have the video up here just so you can see what that is. But no one can see what they look like. No one can see this show. So it's like, man, the face you're making when you do that, encouraging him to make more annoying noises into the microphone. Sure. Which I would say bad idea if I were there. Yes. What do I know though? Just a guy. Yeah. And they do actually show, um, at some point, maybe in the episode that I was watching. Yeah. There's photos of them Yeah, and it doesn't look anything like what the artwork looks no What I could do to make it look way cooler than it actually is go figure cold take but whatever alright So this is a conspiracy theory show

But is it no it's actually a hilarious comedy show and what they do is they present three different conspiracy theories And it starts with this one, the cubed earth theory. You've heard of flattens. What if there was a cube earth? Our first topic of discussion, cubed earth theory. I don't think I've heard this one. I don't know about cubed earth. I'm going to have to hear this. The flat earthers only have one sixth of the real story. What they call earth is actually a cube with six identical sides. On the five other sides of the cube, we all have five identical doppelgangers that live

out the same lives as we do the government is keeping this information from us while they dig to the center of this cube so you're saying and because we live identical lives the five other doppelganger governments will also be digging to the center once they all meet up in the core they will form form a six sided super doppel govern ganger. So you're, so you're telling me, Oh my God, I'm that's actually pretty scary. Is that it's actually pretty boring. I'm guessing they came up with the cubed earth theory idea and then tried to figure out what it was. It's exactly what it sounds like. Yeah. That's

a funny name. Yeah. so what would that be? That was much funnier than their better So tell me about this theory. I'm not sure yeah, okay moving on But they do this other thing so the next one that they talk about is the crash in 1947 Roswell That everyone including myself this was probably like, uh, alien craft. I know people make fun of me for that. But I think it was maybe an alien craft that crashed there. But they say, no, no, no, no, no, no.

It was actually a pedophile ring. They were trafficking young boys, and that's what crashed at Roswell. Okay, and so then they gotta figure out, do you think this theory is true or false? I don't know why they would feel like dirigibles would be the best choice. Well, they did. All right. Well, this is true or false. What do I think guys? Conclusion. I've come to a conclusion. True, false.

True or false. Fact fiction. false fact fiction yes no I'm gonna call bullshit on this one the ridgibles not yeah that was fucking aliens everyone knows it I mean go to one go to any gift shop in Roswell it's obvious right yep all right next so this is also like an improv show and so they have these little games so that they tell the story and then they go, whoa, that's crazy. And then they go, you think it's true or false? Well, I mean, it's made up. We're supposed to do with that. How do you even make that funny? Yeah, that is the question. Do you think there were young children in that ship that pedophiles were fucking? Probably not. I don't know what you have me to say to that. I'm not sure I happen to spy that they had uh well this is inside of 20 episodes so yeah they're young right no they're old guys no I mean their show is young yeah but I. I was gonna say I was gonna say this isn't The improv thing yeah, that's not how you gonna win people over no you're also not gonna get on the who are these network Stop, it's just I'm not recruiting these guys. Yeah guys you gotta be way crazier based on this shit

All right, I'll head back over to this conspiracy. Let's go to the newscast All right. Yes. So they do this other show. This is their previous show, episode 18. And on this one, they're all playing like newscasters. They're pretending to give you a news report and it starts off and this is a comedy show, I assume, because they're all laughing and giggling and making shit up, right? It starts out with this story. I'm going to play the entire story. I don't know what the point of, this is the first story out of this newscast. I don't know what the point is. Good evening world. This is Eldred McMacklin. I have a lead story of miners in Chile trapped for five days after a huge limestone quarry collapse, encasing the poor workers under 66,000 metric tons of rock. Now they are

alive and they are using ropes to lower food down to these poor miners. There's 64 of them. Can you believe it? Yes, thank you. So the authorities say it could take up to 14 months to clear all of the debris and rock to get the miners out. Therefore, these poor men, 64 of them, will be eating literally out of a bucket for over a year and missing their families. This is a terrible tragedy. There are other countries around the world that are assisting hoping they can speed the process up

This is a developing story and we will keep you updated now And then they tried this into the next thing What was the point of that? That was a real news story? Not really. Okay. I mean it's not well then exactly. What was the fucking point? I don't know because there wasn't even attempted a joke I didn't understand it at all Yes, this was the episode that you sent me last night. Yeah, I Couldn't make heads or tails of it

But the first thing that stuck out to me is this is how newscasters talk no It's not not even close they talk like Lucy tight, everyone knows that. So it starts off with that, and I go, oh, this is weird, because I think it's trying to be comedy. And then right after that, it goes into this, which is the polar opposite of what you just heard. I would like to turn this over to Emmy award-winning investigative journalist,

Grant Flamberge. Thank you, Eldren. You're welcome. I'm Grant Flamberge. Thank you, Eldren. You're welcome. I'm Grant Flamberge. Scientists find that people who late-merge onto 495 are gay. Studies show they take 15 interracial dicks at the same time and love it. I've heard such things, yes.

Doesn't that sound like a Rick and Morty character? Yeah, the only reason I'm laughing is because that's why I thought of Kevin doing like a Trey Parker, right? Okay Yeah, so after the Chilean miners Yes, like yeah, it turns out scientists say if you late merge on 495, which I'm sure is hilarious All those guys, you know, they tell their family, you know that like Easter Hey guys, you listen to my podcast yet? You listen to our podcast yet? We all do a

podcast. It's hilarious. Has anyone listened to it? Dad, you listen to it yet? Huh? Billy? You listen to it yet? No, we keep telling you. No. I, I, you guys liked it on Facebook. I wasn't sure. I posted on Facebook. I saw you giving

thumbs up. So, I wasn't sure maybe you were checking it out. Throwing a couple stars my way. So, I mean, obviously, he's going for a certain style of humor there and he keeps going and just gets more stupid. Lawmakers are quick to pass a bill allowing the legal slaughter of all those late mergers. I can't wait gentlemen. I have a katana at the ready well I could definitely

Murder stupid drivers it would be a pleasure And in honor and a privilege I love murder Yeah, their improv skills are brutal so obviously they write some things down They're like I'm gonna write this down And then they just try to riff on it and you can tell when they start riffing on it Yes, because it is but I could murder people. Yeah, I would murder people for doing things in traffic I don't enjoy. Yeah, I love murder. I love murder. Okay, cool. This is a long clip. But this stuck out to me. Bear with us. A cruise ship passengers on their way home from Jamaica had a lovely surprise.

More good news, Ashwan. So, a disgruntled worker burned about four tons, which is 8,000 pounds of marijuana through the ventilation system of a cruise ship, getting more than 3,700 people completely stoned within the same period of time. Now, no one became ill, everyone was very happy and getting along, and the dessert table was empty. So, since it was such a success, the disgruntled employee got a raise, a fair share in the new cruise line that cruise the world cruise. I'm tapping out there.

It goes on and on. Was that gonna get funny? Pause before it's gonna get funny, right? Well, I think he expected more from his co-host. You missed the joke though. Cause They got the munchies. I don't even think, guys, this is embarrassing. Producer Chris doesn't get it. So the marijuana everyone was getting high from

gave him the munchies because when you get stoned, you want to eat junk food and stuff. So where did they go? Hold on, hold on. Where did they go? They went to the dessert table on a cruise ship because the cruise ship web like desserts out stuff You want ever tell you how funny you are?

I mean, I just I'm picking up on their humor now. I get it at first I thought they were stupid, but I heard that I was like oh, that's actually Why do they say how many tons converts to pounds? What was the point of that because that's what newscasters? They also lose their affectation and start talking about how he started to talk like he was stoned. Right. He got lost in the fucking fake story. It was so stupid too because it's just like no one got sick. In fact everyone was happy.

Like who brought up being sick? You're the one who introduced that concept. And it was such a success. Why is that a success? Having the dessert trays cleaned out doesn't benefit the cruise line. I don't want to overanalyze this but I will I certainly will how did it get in the the ventilation? Whatever. I mean, that's a lot of pounds of marijuana to go through the ventilation and they all get stoned at the same time at the Same time which is it makes it fuels the plot to this. Well, you know why it's because people breathe all the time

It's not like I started breathing at 8 a.m. I started breathing today, you know, when did you get stoned? So I guess that makes sense. I don't like to brag, but okay. So you heard that the guy who talked about the people who late merge on for 95 and scientists say that they're gay or whatever. They introduced him as an Emmy award winning investigative journalist journalist and this other guy's a fucking moron You deserve all your Grammys. I don't have any Grammys like you're right. They're mine For what music yeah Grammys are an award for music. I didn't know you were award-winning Musicality person as well, of course. Well, I'll have to put that into your intro. That will be re-recorded. Well, I will begin my weather report now if you gentlemen don't mind. Of course, no.

Please, I'm very curious. Great stuff, wow. Really good improv guys. Do they listen back to this and think like, that's a pretty good episode? I think so. They seem a little bit full of themselves. And why are they talking like super villains?

That's a good question too. I can't figure out, I thought they were going for like a British accent or something at first. Change. Yeah. Who knows what they're doing? And the other guy's like, guys, I'm doing the weather. Fuck you, too. Yeah. You can't do the weather now. Stop talking about this nonsense.

So then he does do the weather and it's crazy stuff like it's going to snow in Alaska. Wow. This is the worst joke that they come up with. And I'm joking. It's not a joke, it's terrible. It's nice. It's a little windy in Chicago today with gusts up to 37 miles per hour. That explains the nickname, am I right?

Yeah. Good kite weather. It is, oh for sure. Hey, it's gonna be windy in Chicago. Good kite weather. It is, oh for sure. You know. Hey, it's gonna be windy in Chicago. Good kite weather. Good stuff, guys. You're fired. Good kite weather is what you came up with for that one, huh?

There have been no laughs! What do you mean? None! Well, if you thought that was bad. Okay. Wait until you find out what's happening over Kansas. Because, you know, Kansas sometimes we'll get tornadoes. So since when? Check out this hilarity. Twisters have been reported in Kansas, but rest easy.

It's just the annual Chubby Checker Convention. Thanks. That's my time everybody. Back to you Eldren. Well, thank you for that report. I was enthralled with it. The annual chubby checkers convention is why there are twisters in Kansas. Thank you for connecting the dots. I'm going to let everybody settle down after that. Let's let that breathe. Yeah, I'll let that one breathe. People are probably still laughing. This dude is fucking corny. This is terrible. Yeah, it's really bad. All right. Elder in there then reads a story. He goes, well, I bad alright elder in there then reads a story He goes well. I'm gonna tell you guys a good story some good news We don't talk about good news enough on here, and he says there's a small town in Maryland

Where there was by the way the name of the town is accident and there was an accident in accident, Maryland I mean, it's almost like airplane here. You know Roger Roger your vector Victor and So he says in accident, Maryland, there's an accident with an 18 wheeler that was full of air freshener. And that after the crash, accident Maryland smelled amazing for five days. And listen to the worst improv ever. Grant, tell me how would you enjoy, you know, living in a town that smelled like beautiful air freshener for at least five days? I would love it. I would.

That sounds nice. Yeah. Ashwan, would you enjoy a fresh smelling town? I would. It sounds like a lovely turn of events. I mean, if any kind of you wouldn't want an oil spill or a gasoline truck or anything like that. Good points. Holy shit You couldn't make a joke about not smelling like somebody's accident it's

Terrible these guys have nothing. It's a horrible premise. Yeah, I would have come up with anything good But at the same time it's like why are you guys even trying to do this? You can't do it But it does sound like they're trying to stifle their own laughter. I really think yeah, they're having a blast You think they're having a blast yeah, because you can almost hear their criticism of our roast There like oh, yeah, we're taking it too seriously. Yeah, we're hanging. Yeah, having fun. Just goofing around Don't put it out there you fucking assholes. It reminds me of what I say about Frenchy Hanna Why are you doing a show? You can't talk you can't connect about Frenchy Hana. Why are you doing a show you can't talk? You can't connect thoughts in your head. Why are you putting yourself out

there? Why are you putting yourself out there like that? Like these guys are the most unfunny people you've ever met. And they're like, we should probably do an improv style show together and put it on YouTube. Yeah, man. We like sitting in chairs with microphones. Yeah. Who doesn't? What a great time. All right, so let's get back to the conspiracy. Now, JFK, I don't know if you've heard about this, but John F. Kennedy was murdered. He's dead? Yeah, I'm sorry.

All right, so John F. Kennedy was killed, and they have a conspiracy on that. This one really hit me, boys. This theory is that JFK killed himself. John F. Kennedy was killed and they have a conspiracy on that. This one really hit me boys. Um, this theory is that JFK killed himself while driving on parade route through Dallas, Texas on November 22nd, 1963, the 35th president of these United States, John Fitzgerald Kennedy became so bored and disinterested because let's face it, parades suck. I do that he ordered his Secret Service detail to quote, just shoot me.

You know what? That is not far fetched. It's also not killing yourself. That is true. Right? Is that considered suicide? You're like, is that what's please shoot me? I wouldn't call that suicide. Like someone has to make the determination decision. Yeah. To go ahead and go through with that. So that was kind of stupid. All right. Well, let's find out more about this. I'm sure they're going to turn this into comedy gold.

And you know that fucking Jackie O woman was a total fucking bitch and his service, his Secret Service guys, they would do anything for their president. Literally anything. They have to follow every order. Every order. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I mean... You know?

And he was probably like, this sucks more than leading the free world. Please. And also his wife was an absolute dog. You know, he was like, this sucks worse than leading the free world, which is the thing he was doing at the time. What do you guys even know what you're talking about? It's so nonsensical and stupid. You guys are terrible at this.

Stop it. Stop putting this on YouTube. There's too many videos on YouTube. You're part of the problem too much. The algorithm is working too hard because of people like this who think they're funny and interesting and they're not right. And back to your earlier points, they started out with something that was scripted. Yes. And then they tried to riff. They should have figured out by now. They cannot do this. Riffing is not going to happen. It's just not going to happen. But who has encouraged

us? I kind of like the family thing that you were talking about. Yeah. Well, it's crazy. You guys are great. Go do a podcast. Get fuck It's crazy to me that like you have these two brothers who are probably in their 40s or 50s and then their nephew Who's an adult? Yeah, like why was he hanging with these two should know better. Yeah, they're embarrassing Well, we're gonna take off one of these days. So this next clip I have for you has it all this has Everything you need to know about this show. I didn't want to present it this way has it all. This has everything you need to know about this show. I didn't want to present it this way, but this is the clip that sums up this show for me. What is secret service name? Uh, the secret service guy, when his name, um,

um, Francisco, potentially. And maybe it was just Frank. He was probably like, Frank, fucking shoot me. Just shoot me. And Frank was probably right Frank fucking shoot me just shoot me and Frank was probably and Frank Frank was like me Frank Frank was like yes sir yes sir I will definitely shoot are you sure are those your orders sir are those your orders yes these are my orders and then Frank fucking goes okay hold on a second, because the one guy was doing that hilarious JFK impression and he was like doing it over the other guy. But then the other guy was doing the Frank impression, which was really good.

But then Frank and JFK had the same voice there. Like I'm loving the voice acting and we're going to get into fully work in a minute. But let me just back that up a little bit because it sounds to me like the same character was talking to himself. Are those your was talking to himself are those your orders sir are those your orders yes these are my orders and then Frank fucking goes okay no problem I've seen the video of JFK being shot. I don't think it was that many bullets. And at point blank range. Yeah, that would be overkill.

Yeah, they're having a conversation. For sure. But funny stuff guys really good So then because on all of these conspiracies they have to say well Do you think that one was real do you think it's not real? Which guys if you continue to do this show and you shouldn't get rid of the is it real or not real these are Supposed to be jokes to begin with so what are you supposed to do with this shit? I see did you have a theory Adam because Cause I'm all on board on this one

Real or unreal? Alright Let me spit it to you straight Jack Slobber on us baby Alright Hahahaha Hahahaha

Oh that was good Hahahaha Alright I have a theory for you guys. What just what the fuck just happened? What are they laughing at? How bad they suck. I guess I hopefully that's embarrassment. I hope so. It's the only thing I can hope but did you pick up on why this show is called the damn

podcast or that damn podcast? No, I actually meant to ask you but I didn't want to seem stupid. It's all caps D.A.M. because it's hosted by Dave Adam and Mike. Because the hosts are what's important here. I didn't bother to look at their names. Everyone is pining for Dave Adam and Mike and their comedy stylings. So they're like, where do I find these? Oh damn.

Okay, good. That's probably them. Even the name fucking sucks. Everything about this show is garbage. And there's a bunch others called that or something similar. Yeah. So when I lost your link and tried finding it like a boomer when I was in my car, yeah, seven others came up.

Yeah, of course. Similar. Try harder guys. It's bad on every single level, but at least they don't think that they're going to like make people pay for this or that this is going to be a thing people would support right? Thanks for tuning into that damn podcast Be sure to like and subscribe send

Donations to my PayPal so we can keep this thing going use promo code garbwan to less turn squatchers But you're never gone for the car And that's how it ends by the way, didn't cut that right there. That's how the episode came to a conclusion. So thanks Troy Smith. Thanks for finding that. How are we finding these shows? It's insanity. That's our next show that we're gonna drop. Who are these people finding these podcasts? Who are these people finding these shitty podcasts? That's the sound of fried chicken with a spicy history. Thornton Prince was a ladies man. To get revenge his girlfriend hid spices in his fried chicken. He loved it so much he opened Prince's hot chicken. Hot chicken in the window. This is one of many sounds in Tennessee with a story to tell.

To hear them in person, plan your trip at TNVacation.com. Tennessee sounds perfect. Speaking of shitty podcasts, I have to give you an update on Steel Tell because this story that is fascinating is getting crazier and crazier. Have you been following this at all the last couple days? Not in 24 hours so what's the latest? Okay so I'm not even gonna cover this part of it because I find it actually disgusting. What Aaron Imholte did on Sunday night, so we gave you the update through on

Sunday afternoon we gave you the update where Aaron was calling in the Gino show and Gino was reading April's text messages and April's going, everyone's ruining my life. And this is the end of my life. And the internet and Aaron are killing me. This is terrible. And then everyone made up and everything's cool. No, not even close because, you know, Aaron was going on. First, he said, I'm getting a divorce. Then he started teasing that, you know, April and I just grew apart because I was doing horrible things and I decided I don't want to do horrible things anymore and I wasn't getting any sleep and I have a father of three and I shouldn't be doing the things I was doing.

Just totally implying that she's a drug addict. And then after that, he just came out and said it and said, yeah, no, Nick, after Nick, Reketa got arrested. So the police get a search warrant. They knocked down the door of the Reketa's, which by the way, I was looking at this poster that's behind you right here. It's from our Philadelphia show. And it's funny

that mint salad knew this. The only person drinking is Nick Reketa. You got Vito and Vini are both eating, but Nick's there chugging down his whiskey which is very appropriate. Good job, man. Is that Molly? And there's Molly in his pocket. I didn't notice that. So there was a search warrant exercise. The police go to the Riketa's home

and April Imholt is there. And so Nick and his his wife Kayla and April are all arrested April was let go but Nick and and Kayla are facing some serious charges here and the kids just took care of themselves The kids have been relocated. Oh and so Nick and Kayla were arrested for having over 25 grams of cocaine and firearms out and child neglect and all this crazy shit so cuz when I throw a coke party I just throw guns out I'm like you guys want to play around let's see what happens yeah let's roll the dice a little bit so it brings out dice like no no not that way

party sucks where's the guns? All right. So since that happened, Aaron Imolt now who you could tell is just out for revenge. He just wants to scorch earth this whole thing. I think he's playing this completely wrong because he's still married to April. He still has a family and kids and everything else. And's just out there going So he goes on Keno casino and simcast Sunday night and then he does his show Monday morning and he drops all the personal information you could possibly drop and He's talking about specific sex acts that were happening So him and Nick's wife were fucking and then Nick and April were fucking so their wife's swapping Get more specific and no I swear to god

They get way more specific these guys on Kino casino are asking questions It's it's just gross and he's answering them. Did you use a count? Did you put it in her butt? Did she does she smile like all this crazy shit? Like this is nuts What are you doing Aaron? Why are you entertaining this these people aren't dead? There's still like he just wants to hurt them every way he can But he's coming across like a shitead and I gotta say I called it everyone's saying that I fucked up by saying this was a work but here's what I said in my notes I said if this is all really happening and this is the way Aaron's handling it

then this man is so far gone there's no saving him this is a personality disorder I said if Aaron isn't doing a work then he's absolutely a horrible person he's basically saying April and him got into coke Then he then realized he had needed to stop because he's a father of three and April didn't stop and it turns out That's exactly what he was saying Yeah, I think you were actually hoping it was a work just because it was the lesser of two evil correct. That is very correct So now like I said Aaron on his show He had Gino on his show on Monday morning, and

he's telling every detail of every time they use drugs together and every time that Nick brought drugs over to his house and he had to yell at him and then April would get upset and then April chose drugs over their marriage and all this shit that's just like, you don't need to have any of these details out. It's a great look. All these drug fueled arguments and fights that they would get into and I mean it just goes on and on and on. It's too much honestly. So that today on his show and I want to thank Castellian19 has been pulling these clips for everyone on YouTube. Aaron reads Nick Rekate's search warrant.

So this just came out because Because as we know, the search warrant came about because the pastor at NIC's church was informed by four people who we don't know who they are that these people need to be looked into. And so the pastor went to the police the week before, they got the search warrant, and then they executed it the next week. And that's when they found out the coke and everything like that. And so people have been speculating, is Aaron behind the search warrant?

Is he the one who narc'd? Because he sure is enjoying this a lot, and he seems to be very butt hurt that they all chose drugs over him, and now he's the odd man out, and April's living with those guys, and everyone's fucking and sucking except for him now. Yeah. Right? It doesn't now. Yeah, right. It's

It doesn't feel good. It's not a good feel the fifth wheel. So that's what everyone was speculating But then Aaron's like well, obviously it wasn't me. I had nothing to do with it Because these four people went to the church and it is true This is the part that's true The four people who went to the police or went to the pastor who then went to the police were pointing out that Nick looks like he's strung out and the kids have been complaining about being hungry and they don't change their clothes very often and they smell bad. So these are observations from other people at the church and they're all part of like this homeschool network. So see these kids they get bust around and stuff like that so people are like noticing this like this seems bad but there's more to it than that because in the search warrant it says one of the reasons why people were suspicious is because of their relationship with the emmaholts so they're like

yeah the kids look bad and nick looks like he's kind of strung out but also they've been hanging out with these two and we wonder what that's all about. And I'm gonna pick up on, so we go through all of that information, and then I'm gonna pick up here where Aaron was reading the details of the search warrant on his show, and I think this might incriminate him a little bit. And you know what's fucking gross about this

is all these Nick Riketa ball washers have said, oh, this Aaron guy is exaggerating. Every fucking document that comes out is exactly what I've been saying, exactly what I'm owning up to. Ryobi, please stop calling. Nicholas commonly refers to his studio as his basement in his own residence. Nicholas has been the victim of swatting phone calls and is known to your detective in the Kandiyohi County Sheriff's Office because of these calls. No, I should mention the detective who's writing this up is aware of steel toe,

knows Aaron from his radio show. That's an important element in this. Officers responded to one of these calls. And I'm also going to leave the the thing off of here because there's addresses and shit like that on it. Right while reviewing him hold social media blog. So this is about me now. Aaron recently indicated that he in April are getting a divorce Aaron goes on to say that he has experimented with cocaine

three times in Molly six or seven times in the past recently on December 19th, 2023 the the Imholts broadcasted a podcast from Roketa's studio with the podcast being named Live from Spicer. Throughout Imholts video blogs, it is apparent that they and the Roketas were friends and may have recently had a falling out. It should be noted that in recent videos of the Imholts,

April has at times also appeared tired, lethargic and strung out as well. All right, so this is where we're going to see the performative empathy. Yeah, I can see it. Come in. Yeah, you can see it coming in already. It's face and palms. Oh my gosh. He almost forgot to go into it subtly. Yeah. Go figure. But all right, just what we just heard right there. This detective is going through. He's getting complaints from people and then he's going through and he's watching these videos that Aaron's been making long before there was a search warrant, not long before, a week before, before there's

a search warrant where Aaron's going, I didn't say what anyone else was doing. I was just saying that I've done Coke and Molly and I decided to stop and other people didn't. It's like you're saying exactly what they're doing. You got busted being a little bitch. Yes. You totally ratted them out, Aaron. And proof right there the detective wrote it in the search warrant good like yeah We're pretty sure we should check out these people because Aaron has been saying cocaine and molly good work officer Yes, this is what I've been trying to tell her you can blame me all you want You can say that I fucked you over that I ruined your life April Nick Kayla Everybody saw it.

Okay, everyone saw it because people were complaining about it and then they went to you as the resource on this. So it's crazy to me, everything that we, not we, everything that these guys who've been watching this show have predicted turns out to be true. This wasn't a fucking secret. Everybody saw it. Everybody knew. I fucking told you guys it had gone too far. Everybody saw it. Everybody knew, especially

when I started talking about how I was using cocaine and Molly. And then I stopped and April didn't want to stop doing the thing that I stopped doing. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of how everybody knew Aaron. That's what I started talking about it It's like well you made it really obvious forgive me for being naive Why did he tap out on doing the drugs so I think what happened is the kids told him the oldest of his kids? Aaron's kids to stop getting you drugs said I don't want to go to the rickety's anymore He was bringing them to this drug den He's bringing his kids to hang out with five other kids. There was eight kids there and they're all

being neglected because they're just going on benders. They're just doing Coke and Molly and ketamine and whatever else. So you can be neglected here or do you want to go with your friends? So what happened is this is, and I don't know this to be a fact, but it seems like very possible, is that the mother of these children Ashley Aaron's ex-wife probably heard about it from her kids like yeah we go over to these place these guys the Roketa's house and it sucks it's dirty and they ignore us and blah blah blah we go to stuttering John yeah right so I think probably Ashley went what the fuck is going on with these Roketa's what what is what are you doing and then

of course everyone's watching Nick Roketa on his live streams be blackout drunk And you're like wait you're bringing them to these these guys houses So I think eventually Aaron had a confess I see you know and be like alright. I don't want to lose custody of my kids You're right. I fucked up. I shouldn't have done it So then he comes out and confesses all this stuff And that's when you have to stop which is a private matter all of this shit should be private All of it. I agree. I'm very listen. This is not gonna end well for Aaron I'm predicting this is really a bad move and a bad look, but it's fun. I'm glad he's saying it's great for us I don't see how he could turn this around. I don't either this is nuts

also imagine hanging out with Aaron Imhol and You're like hey, man. You want to have some fun tonight? Do something cool? You know, I'm not doing anything with Aaron. He's gonna fucking snitch on me. You know what I mean? There's no such thing as like, oh, let's spend a weekend with Aaron and see what happens. Let's go to Vegas. Like no.

Fucking snitch. April, I told you, you had a problem. You fucking screamed at me. You called me a monster. You said I was a bad guy. You said I was trying to ruin the fun. This makes me more angry I mean I'm trying to get away from being angry and pointing the finger at other people and I'm trying to take responsibility for what I've done

But I fucking tried Kayla you know and I'm Kayla I am sorry that I Kayla, you know, and I'm, Kayla, I am sorry that I fucking have, have let all the cats out of the bag and Nick and April, I'm sorry. I'm let all, let all the cats out of the bag about. No, you're not. No, you love it. You continue to do it. Yes.

Sexual stuff and all that stuff. I'm hurt. I'm, I'm vengeful. Whatever. I, I make mistakes. I, you know, I, I share too much. Whatever. But Kayla, we fucking tried. You said you wanted to be done. This is so embarrassing. You got to stop doing these performances,

Eric. They're so bad. So embarrassing. When Nick brought drugs into my fucking house, when I said, no, you'll turn me apart. April is almost at the time. He was so level and he brought him in there and I confronted you on it. I said this either goes or I go. You said, I know we have to be done. It has to stop. Yeah. And usually when drug addicts are sober, they go by their word. They're like, you know what? You're right. We should stop doing drugs. I'm going to stop right now. Yes, but we should get more drugs. Well, let's get more drugs as a case. Yeah, we're not going to do it, but we'll just let we have them on standby.

Fucking Popeye's iced tea and Nick's face because he said he wanted to cut back and not stop. You wanted to. God, I will regret not pushing this harder until the day I fucking die. Yeah The only I could have done more for these keys. I know why don't I not have it say what a scumbag I know this crazy. I don't use that word a lot. Yeah, I know the scumbag. He really is there's no There's no one comes up good in this no, I only point that out to like everyone in this story is a scumbag and Forgive me. I know everybody is becoming a dime store psychologist sure just yeah watching this stuff, but Aaron when he's confident he's like this

For those of you not watching I have an open posture and then when he starts he's full of shit He starts closing up like this. That's a great observation. He hugs himself. Yeah when he's full of shit, he starts closing up like this. That's a great observation. He hugs himself. Yeah, when he's uncomfortable, he's literally- Cause he's lying. Yes, or acting or overdoing it, yes. There's no repentance for me in this. There's no atta boys, there's no good job in this. I was thinking about his co-hosts,

they gotta come up with a hand signal or something that's just like bring it down a little bit. they should have a meeting outside of this like hey next time I start over acting and it looks ridiculous. Can you like make a gesture or something? Yeah? I've got to remember to remind him I go through this every show There's no forgiving I Was sober I could have done something I didn't I didn't have drugs clouding my fucking brain So jealous They complained about being hungry and I was in fucking house that was full of food

Kids went hungry on my watch Always pretending to cry again is gonna be tough to get through because there's a lot of pages of this thing to cry again. It's gonna be tough to get through because there's a lot of pages of this thing. Well, then stop acting. Yeah, I know. Just read it. Throughout Imhold's video blog. So, this one hurts too. April has at times on the show also appeared tired, lethargic, and strung out as well. So, April, honey, you can you can yell at me for saying you had a problem. You really can, but everybody saw it. That's the thing. I'm finding out from this search warrant affidavit that the things that we thought we were keeping in the dark, people fucking knew. First of all, he's a detective. You don't think he's going to catch on to shit. Well,

he wouldn't be watching the show. I mean, he's not a fan. So it's's so insane. He's like he's a detective. So when I say I stopped doing Coke and Molly and my wife didn't want to go along with me, he figured out that you're doing Coke and Molly. Jesus. You have to be a detective for this. Oh, fuck. And it's funny that Johnny Crutch is the only one who can cry on the show. We made fun of him for crying. Aaron tries to cry in front of him because he can't cry.

He can't win on the show. You know, it's kind of fucking gross to say, but you know, to also back up the things I've said and the things I've asserted. Notice that nowhere in here does it say I appeared strung out or on drugs on any of these streams. That's because I still tried to keep a modicum of professionalism and not be drunk or fucked up on a stream. So you're less of a shit heel. It's also because if this is all a search for it, they didn't search your house. Why would they even have that detail? I had time to sober up is what he's saying. Why would it have that detail it also said I'm a brilliant broadcaster one of the best of the devil verse

In both Nicholas and Imholts Video blogs from Mercator studio it is apparent They are in the same room and the items in the background appear the same at one point during the Imholts video Nicholas walks in the bathroom or walks in the background and grabs an item Which would show that the background is not a the background and grabs an item, which would show that the background is not a backdrop curtain and it was the layout of the actual room. On May 22nd, 2024, that would have been last Wednesday. So this was after Nick's fucking passed out drunken dipshit fucking stream. Imolt did a video blog where he talked about Nicholas and insinuated

controlled substance use and also referenced a video blog that Nicholas put out online on May 21st that had since been taken off the internet. Imholt indicates in this blog that Nicholas needs help and needs to get help for his kids because of his substance abuse. Imholt points out a time in the video where Nicholas has a white powdery substance on his nose. On May 22nd, the detective was able to review the video that was taken off of Nicholas's YouTube and rumble social media sites. The video is of Nicholas in

his basement studio talking about a court appeals ruling he lost. He appears in the video to be drinking alcoholic beverages and eventually appears under the influence of a substance or substances. So again, this is Aaron who's been flapping his wings this entire time trying to get everyone's attention like hey, I think this guy's on coke I think he's drunk. I think he's doing bad stuff and they're just like I had nothing to do with this you guys This is why this is why this happened to you because you guys are fucking up And I'm not saying that it would they shouldn't have had a search warrant and help these kids and all this stuff like obviously The right thing happened here as far as the law goes eventually But the fact that Aaron is pretending like he had nothing to do with it

And then he's reading through the search warrant It's nothing but and then we watched Aaron on this clip And then he said this and then he was making fun of him when he hit the powder under his nose was implied that he knows That nicks do it go good, but what does he hope to achieve? Well, okay, I can tell you what he helps to achieve. Okay, very short-term Right now he's getting a ton of eyeballs. He's no longer talking about the goal on his show. He's making money.

He's killing it right now with the money that's coming in. So he's going to milk this. I'm the Reketa insider for as long as he can, because again, and I know people at WATP World get confused by this. Nick Reketa, who has been on the show before, we did the bonus show with him in Philadelphia. I did a show with him in Tampa with the Dick show

is very famous. He was getting hundreds of thousands of views during the Johnny Depp trial, during the Kyle Rittenhouse trial. He does a great job breaking down and in his streams would go on nine, 10 hours. And this was back when he was very, but he's great at breaking down very, but yeah, he was very professional back then. So a lot of people know who he is. I mean, this is a big story way outside of the dabble version.

Sure. So it's, and so he's is going to milk this. Yeah. So now everyone who's either hate despite what his look is people who hate Nick Reketa Like the Kiwi Farms crew and everyone who doesn't like Nick Reketa and the people who want to stick up for Nick Reketa still It's so like them all of them are tuning in to Aaron to because he's spilling everything He's giving you every detail of his sex life and his drug use and everything that's going on in this guy's world It's giving every fucking detail. That's what a narcissist would do That really is isn't there an unwritten contract when your friends with someone That you wouldn't go around like even if things ended badly fucking better be there is

That's the right answer That would actually be a funny podcast a guy comes out just talk about Yeah, yeah, and then Emily dated her for a few months. What are we talking when she likes being peed on? Here's her photo is her Facebook account Except this is crazy what he's doing the entire video blog is four hours and four minutes long All right, and that's that's where the video ends I Believe good ending so yeah, so that's that principle uncertainty in the chat says, he said at one point that the detective was a fan. Oh, here it is. Why did the clipper miss out on Aaron thinking

the cops were fans of his show? That is part of this clip. I just couldn't play the whole thing. It's like 20 minutes long. So I just wanted to play at the end. That's the important parts of it. But yeah, it's funny because even when Aaron's going, all right, let's look into this. You know my those were my friends That's my wife still and he's just like oh the detective knows who I am It says Aaron it will used to host a radio show. Yeah, that Wow, that's me. All right Joe. Yes correct even that Star Wars girl is weighing in on this and

Okay, this is that Star Wars girls tweet you mean that Star Wars girl that Star Wars girl She posts a photo of all of them in the hot tub the famous hot tub stream They did so let me get this straight you and your wife are both swingers you latch on to a famous couple Willingly use them for clout and engage in sexy time shenanigans Which is already your thing to begin with then the fabric of your relationship falls apart And you turn on the couple you were using cry grooming and are now milking your five minutes of fame For as much internet fame as you can sorry, but I have zero sympathy for either of you You're nothing but a couple of clout chasing rats

Well, but yeah Sucks it up. All right, let's get into People that we love because we don't do that enough on this show. We don't talk about those who use more love I have some retarded babies You'll have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell, Lisa Boswell, Lisa Boswell. Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy, you can bite. I am excited to say that there is now a YouTube channel that clips that reality show starring Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell.

Thank God. I know. This is exciting right here. This is how we know we've entered the next stage Here is a clip that they posted on their YouTube channel. It's thirsty you thirsty. Yeah real thirsty Have something very good very tasty not copy Hosmer's great soda. And it's that reality show, Trey Rock TV.

The only news from reality. Okay, so this channel, if you want to subscribe, is called the at Helga and Lisa clips is where you want to go and they have a whole bunch of clips on there from the show. Nice. bunch of clips on there from the show. So these two came on on Memorial Day, which is yesterday in our world. And they had a technical problem. They came on their audio wasn't working. They had to stop the show and then come back on again.

Lisa seemed annoyed by this. But then Lisa explained by the way shout out to my buddy Christian Blatt who pulled these clips for me and put a lot of this together I appreciate that he'll be in Las Vegas with us. We'll be checking in more on that reality show but Lisa explains what happened and she uses the Tactical mumbo jumbo that we need to understand what the issue was. Let me replay this now See You can't die and we weren't there. We came to you and we weren't there. Yeah, we had a serious problem. We had to reboot the computer

to get our sound back. It's like sometimes, you know, we're no net, no filter, no excuses, beamed to the cloud worse than all the spirit of 50s TV. Yeah, welcome to Trainwreck TV. And we had a train wreck this morning, didn't we not? We'll get that look that Lisa gave to Helga right there. Not happy. Not happy with how this is going. We got to be professionals, damn it.

Yeah. See, at least this is the thing. And this is just my interpretation. I could be way off on this Lisa's a rock star Lisa demands profession. We're putting on a show. We have to do the show we can't have it fucked up like oh We forgot to Mike the third guitar. She's seen the whole start over again. Yeah, it's how that works get it right people But that look there might find her panties stolen What are these fucking tiny whitey's

Alright, so They talk about Memorial Day and Lisa says something here. That's kind of interesting. But yeah today we're celebrating the Lives of the people who died in combat Protecting protecting our country and protecting our stupid, sometimes stupid foreign policy. A lot of these people that died in combat, we owe a serious apology to because it... You know something, I was never a part of Memorial Day.

Well, I've been, I've been, I've been part of Memorial Day a lot because I lost a lot. I lost some, I lost some friends due to the stupid war in Southeast Asia. And I lost a couple of friends in subsequent wars. You know something? I've never been a part of Memorial Day.

What's that mean? You haven't been in a parade? It's a holiday, we're all a part of it. You didn't eat some barbecue. Yeah, right. What does she mean by that? And Helga's just like, well, it's important to me. I've lost people.

Helga was drafted and fought in Vietnam. And so she's all for it. But then it seems like Lisa goes. Oh shit That's right. Maybe I should be more respectful for Memorial Day. So uh, and uh, a lot of the people that came back from Vietnam Vietnam were already dead. They just they just kept functioning for a while. 11 years older than me but I lost him in Nam. Well, maybe you should observe Memorial Day. Yeah. We suppose. Oh, so she's just like, yeah, I don't want nothing to do with this ****

which is like, oh wait, that's right. I lost a friend in Vietnam. I was thinking of Veterans Day. I'm sorry. Yeah. Yeah, that **** who cares? Yeah, yeah that shit who cares That's great all right, so They now have merchandise and shout out to devil's joint who is now the mod for them on YouTube and Devil's joint is also helping them with merchandise, and I love the way that Helga promotes this. Okay, now to get the mugs you need Trainwreck.https.

Double forward slash dashboard Teespring.com listings. And that's how you're gonna get the mug is from Devil's Joint. Devil's Joint is handling our. Oh hell a lot more serious than our merch. We're gonna talk to you about the presidential election coming up. Just look at the chats.

In the chats are under Devil's Joint is the link in the chats are under devil's joint is the link to the website where the merch is. I think a pink mug is good too. I got a pink mug coming too. Lisa says there's more important things in Memorial Day. She did. On Memorial Day.

Thank you for translating. More important than important things a Memorial Day. She did a Memorial Day figure for translating the Memorial Day Memorial Day That's the most important thing Like the presidential election that's in November, can you celebrate Memorial Day? So yeah, so what's more important? No, no Memorial Day, I it's like yeah, so what's more important? No no no Memorial Day. I just remembered my friend Vietnam She might be high She's a little high alright. That's a good point So let's check out the their merchandise shall we yeah, please I was checking this out and Devils joint has his own

Spring page he's a big New Jersey Devils fan and he just scrolled down a little bit and There's a minuses the shit. It is the shit. It is the shirt that says the shit it is There's all this is a great one. Hoga and Lisa are my bitches It's fantastic And then there's a mug how good Lisa are my bitches it's fantastic and then there's a mug how good Lisa are my bitches so there you go that reality show oh and this what is this one let's see what this one zoom in I mean the election is just around the corner but Christmas is coming I want that black mug. Oh, it's fantastic Well, maybe if you're a good boy Santa will bring it

Put it under the tree If you're good boy It's way too articulate. So this is Lisa. No, she has her moments Lisa. Oh after this happened, by the way I don't have the clip cuz it's boring but after this Hoga literally takes credit for ending the draft. She thinks she's the reason why we no longer have a draft in America talking about a narcissist. She's incredible. I can't believe the things that she thinks she's accomplished in her life. She really does think that she's forced gump. So this is what Lisa's looking forward to today on Memorial Day here. You know what I'm looking forward to today?

What's up? Napping. Napping? Well, that's because you wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning, you go to bed at 4 o'clock in the afternoon, wake up at 2 o'clock in the morning. That's a nice life. She goes to bed at 4 and wakes up at two a.m. That's crazy. It just starts talking gibberish.

Hey producer Chris, you know what I'm looking forward to later today? Cheese. Napping. Yeah. Oh my mom, wife, lets me take a nap today. Does she think like an eight hour nap is a nap? That's my favorite nap. Night time.

I call it night time nap. I like that nap, because then I go to bed at night, get up in the morning, that's a nice nap. That's good, Lisa. That's good stuff. All right, so then Lisa explains what the problem is with our current government. And she doesn't say names,

but I think I know what she's talking about. Oh, okay. The problem is this. The problem is, the, they go between. The divider. The divider. Yeah.

That's the problem. The divider. Who's the divider? Is it if you didn't know who he was? Who's the divider? As if you didn't know who he was. Who's his divider? As if you didn't know who he was. I think she's talking about Trump. I was too.

Is that what you were talking about too? I think Opie could have broken that down even better. Well, the reason why I played that clip, that wasn't all that interesting, but she offers a solution, which I think is always important on these shows. Don't just complain about what's happening. Tell us what you want to have happen. What could we do to fix this problem with this divider? She explains that the office don't need a divider. We've got a divider.

Dividers all over the place. Yeah. We need a come betweener. We need a come betweener. The only reason. Hey Lisa, you brought her, you come between her. We need a come betweener. But isn't that a divider? It's actually Nick Riquetta's wife. Oh, bringing the come between. All right. So let's get a history of that reality show because a lot of us are new to the show and we don't know what they've been up to. I think this is a pretty good history lesson to learn. How can I start it out? Four Hogan I started out four years ago. Me and Helga against the world. Kind of like Tom Myers picking right there. That should be the name of the show me and Helga against the world kind of just one.

Yeah, but dead air. And then I go. That should be the name of the show me and Hoga against the world. I just want yeah Now you got to put all the spaces in there would you make the logo for us very important part of it All right, so then the question comes up. Are these two gonna start guessing on other podcasts? Now they're big celebrities. You got to think people are reaching out like hey we you on the show. I know Cardiff is trying to get in touch with them. I know Tukey was. So what's the deal with that? Yeah, and other podcasts, I'd be happy to be guests on. I don't know about Lisa.

Would you like to be guests on other podcasts? Oh, sure, I'd love that. Yes! I'd love to be a regular guest on who are these podcasts. Oh, don't say regular. And definitely, definitely, definitely on Stone Vets, because those are my people. So I'm announcing right now the Win Producer Chris's Job

Contest, starting off with Helga and Lisa, our first two contestants. Get over here. She wants to be a regular guest on this show the bar is low Geez, all right. This is crazy Lisa and Aaron em Holt have something in common. I'm gonna tell you right straight up off the rip If you ain't swimming you ain't playing with me I I play it with me. I think that's fun. That is incredible.

That's another saying right there. I'm going to tell you straight up off the rip. Oh yeah. Hold on. I gotta play that again. I'm going to tell you right straight up off the rip. If you ain't swinging, you ain't playing with me I know it's gonna happen okay I find that phrase to be endearing and

hilarious dr. Steve's gonna send me a note yes I know that that's a saying in South Carolina we've been saying it we straight up off the rip it means to take it up the it means a lot of things but in my household It means push until there's fluids oh My god this next clip is so fucking funny, so Helga takes estrogen because Helga is a trans woman. That's what they do But transitioning is hard and there's things that happen that you and I would never know about and could never even predict Don't speak for me Oh, all right. Well you tell me if you're predicting this one

and I think I would have to cut back on my estrogen dosage because That my pharaenomes are causing the cat to try to fuck me in the morning morning also you can speak for me in the future You know that it's those fire modes here about that Wow, can you believe that? I'm just gonna fucking clip you doing lisa Because you speak into the mic better. That's true. Yes, I do better mic technique All right. So now Helga has a new book that she's writing. It's called fire in the whorehouse And what I like about this promotion is the call and answer-answer style of it. The one I'm working on right now is called Fire in the Whorehouse. It's about an itinerant automobile

mechanic. She lives in a house. Who is working in a car dealership during the cocaine boom of the 70s in Nashville. This is fantastic. I love it. You don't have to play it again, but I am going to play it again later. Oh, dude, fuck that. This is one of my favorite maps. She lives in a house. There's a whore.

She lives in a house. The one I'm working on right now is called fire in the whorehouse. It's about an itinerant automobile mechanic. And who well, she lives in a house is working in a car dealership during the cocaine boom of the seventies in Nashville. Oh, fantastic. Thanks, Carl. Yeah, I needed that. 70s in Nashville Thanks Carl, yeah, I needed that

From these two and actually Doug from the jingles department sent this to me nice the other day I don't know when we'll see him again. Oh, this is tomorrow This is just fantastic Okay, y'all. I'm already starting to get bored This is just fantastic. Okay, y'all, I'm already starting to get bored. I'm sorry, I jumped the gun. That's the ISO from this longer clip. It's so great.

I have a book called How to Be Happy that I'm working on. That's under the pen name Fred Katz. Be happy. How it'll be it's basically an operator's manual for for a human being on the on walking around on earth. It's written it's written like stereo instructions. I got that idea from the movie Beetlejuice. Okay, y'all. I'm already starting to get bored. When Helga says promoting her books, I'm about great. She is. All

these ideas. There's Lisa with Okay, y'all. I'm already starting to get bored That's gotta be a new sign up on this show. She's got dinner on her mind. Oh and napping I'm looking forward to 4 p.m. Oh She can't wait to take her nap Watch out for that mandolin while you're at it. Yeah, good point. Listen, I know a thing or two I've been around the block and you know what I know the most about out of everything in the world Unfortunately, I know what that answer is I can't believe how he pulls this off, but stuttering John, it's almost like it's a

bit but it's not. It can't possibly be a bit, but it has to be. Does that make any sense? Well, I'm not making any sense right now. You know what you mean. You've been saying it forever. John starts off his show completely unprepared every single time in the same way. Every single time. It's fucking nuts. And yesterday's show was no exception.

Hi everybody. Typical, typical, typical. Move this whole fucking thing over. Damn it. There's that fucking thing over damn it there's that fucking I gotta get this thing better set up ah how are you everybody

the green screen is half off he's not centered he doesn't have any head space like every fucking time this happens. How is that possible? How is he never looking at himself before hit and go? And this is not performative, John. No, this is.

When he's chewing and doing that shit. No, I don't think this is a bit. This is flustered. No, because he can't act this well. Right. So, Cardiff did potato soup Sunday night, Yes, and this is John show reacting to that so John comes out of Memorial Day and Cardiff the way he was promoting this as he goes

We found the lost Artie Lang show where John goes on and makes fun of his trans son Because as we know there is an episode of the Artie Lang show that was never uploaded to the internet because Dan Fullata, who is the producer of Artie's show, double checked with John after he got sober, said, John, you sure you want me to upload this? And John went, please don't. So it never was uploaded.

Because Dan Fullata was a good guy and said, a little too much of a good guy if he asked me. For my sake, yes. But yeah, so he decided not to put the episode up because John said things that would be probably embarrassing for him and might cause issues with his family based on the goofs that he was making. But Carter found another show where John was on with Gina Buscanti on the Artie Lang show and was making tons of

jokes about trans people and his son. And so John is taking this as a victory lap because it wasn't the episode. So whatever the episode is that's lost is worse. And for some reason, John thinks that's a win for him. It's amazing. By the way, it has been confirmed. Dan Filato did not give the potato any tape. They lied to you and you super chatted them.

That is not the tape. So again, they try, they try, but Dan is my friend and that tape is gone. That was a different show. So there you go. There you go. So if you fell for it and super chatted with them, good on you. But I don't really personally give a shit.

Just so you do know. You will. That when my son came out as trans, at those days he was okay with jokes. Now of course not, but that was new. That was 10 years ago. So it's like, you know. What a piece of work this guy had justified. Justified. I don't even care. He talked about it for the first 20 minutes. All he does is talk about this. And I love the fact that he goes, and you guys super chatted the potato. He's so worried about other people's about feels money all the time you guys super chat the potato and it was false advertising It wasn't even the episode where I said the worst stuff which is admitting to that

There's an episode there and also and he is worried about it because he obviously messaged Dan Flaubert How the fuck did you give him this episode? No, no, that's not the episodes. Okay Yeah, very worried about it. Don't say you don't care, Jed. You obviously care. He cares a lot. And you guys have started the Living in the Past series. This is one guy who lives in the past, but the rules are if it's some length of time

in the past, it doesn't count anymore. So he doesn't want to live in the past. Yep. It doesn't count anymore. So he doesn't want to live in the past. Yeah. He justifies everything he's ever said by saying, well, I didn't know back then. In fact, this is from the great Sheet Shitterson who put this little compilation together that illustrates that point. Let's face it. 10 years ago, nobody really knew what transgender was.

I know I didn't. I want to point out too, that this episode they're listening to was not 10 years ago. It was less than 10 years ago. But John is claiming this is from this show. John claims it was a different time. I didn't know you didn't. That's weird. Let's face it. 10 years ago, nobody really knew what transgender was. I know I didn't. So what it is, let's say already, and I know this is very hard for you because this was this is not me and you But let's say that all our lives Yeah, we felt that we were women like inside with that that we were women, right?

You know, but we always had to you live up to this male thing But even though we always felt we were women and I upset the joke that I made when my kid Told me that he was trans. I said so you're an airline And I have said the joke that I made when my kid told me that he was trans. I said, so you're an airline now. That was the joke that I made. And yes, now would I make that joke? No, but that's what I did then because I didn't even understand what transgender was. Now, of course, I understand it.

I had no idea. What a liar. There's proof right there. He explains it perfectly to Artie while he's still making jokes Yeah, that was actually kind of eloquent. Yes, and I know and this episode it's cardiff is here I'm gonna bring him on this episode of potato soup is Fantastic if you haven't watched it, what's up, kind of hey? Hello? Hello members only if you You should because it illustrates the fact that John is making these jokes and even arty lang

The arty lang is going whoa It's pretty offensive there. Yeah, he was quiet. Yeah already pumped the brakes on him. I do wanna add some context and I wanna defend, I wasn't grifting anyone, I wasn't, I didn't know that. The grift was we, during the show, I think the great Dennis Michaels chatted, let's all tweet the Dan Filato saying that Dan Filato, or let's all tweet that John,

that Dan Filato gave Cardiff this tape. Oh, poor Dan, he doesn't wanna be part of this shit. That's why Dan got the call. God damn it from stuttering John doesn't want this shit Yes, but I stand by this I stand by this is the lost up if you sign up for Artie's patreon You can still sign up and pay for Artie's patreon talk about a grift And all his little podcast episodes are up there except this one Okay, this one isn't up there. That's interesting This was the second of back-to-back John appearances

And we always heard it was the second of the two appearances where this mysterious episode happened But I'm sure you're gonna I think you're gonna get to it, but I don't think that was even the most damning No, it's not this is what Dan tweeted out based on all you guys saying that, Oh yeah, we got this from Dan and based on a call from John. Yeah. Is why this tweet came up. No shit. So Dan, full auto tweets out, this has been floating around for months. I don't know who you are, but this isn't the show that was edited. The first joke at centering John M made, I remember verbatim and rest in peace at Cotton 215 wasn't there. The only copy of that segment is in storage in New Jersey and they have to call

me to open it. So Dan again, doubling down on the fact that that is located on a hard driver or computer somewhere and it's never been on the internet and there's no way to get to it. That's according to Dan. Now I have to show you because people recently found some of John's jokes from that time that he was so proud of himself. He was tweeting about and Cardiff and I will talk about this in a second, but John can help himself. He has to tell already the tweet he put out, which it never works. You know, it was like, Oh my God, that's so fucking funny. It's, you're just like, Oh, so this was, uh, this was the tweet about Bruce Jen Bruce Jenner he says congrats to my friend Bruce Jenner for having the balls to

announce that he's a woman now this is April of 2015 this is less than 10 years ago I didn't know what it was so long ago we all knew what it was Obama hadn't banned it yet right not a great joke it's a terrible joke. It's a terrible joke, but he's so proud of himself. And then these jokes, oof. So he takes that same joke, well, a slightly different joke, and he's trying to get a reaction out of all these people. So he's replying to other people's tweets and then posting the same joke over and over again. So he's saying, Bruce Jenner admits to being a woman, soon the only keeping up with the Kardashian style of where the penis will be Chloe. And so he posts that joke Perez Hilton. I don't even know some of these people are but he's just trying to get in everyone's feed trying to get attention

for himself with his hilarious. And this was the joke that he said to Artie goes, Oh, you should hear this joke that I tweeted. And even Artie Lang goes, that's wildly offensive, John. You realize that, right? Like even Artie Lang is just like, well, that's not cool. Yeah, when Artie Lang is taking the wind out of your sails, you should listen. Right, in 2015 about trans people. But this is really the main point that I think people were making on potato soup and everywhere else,

is John tweeted out, now he told us that he told this joke to his son his son didn't mind at the time But he tweeted out I'm so stupid when my daughter told me that she was transgender. I was like, so you're an airline Smiley face smiley face and you know, I did get three likes so good for John For throwing his family under the bus for his fucking hilarious Twitter timeline. Yeah, and when that didn't happen, he became all pro everything. Right. Yeah. All right, so this shit isn't funny, I guess. This isn't working anymore.

Oh yeah, so no, this is John talking about how he's PC. And I always try to abide by what's politically correct. Maybe you'll call me a coward for that. Apparently, Tukey doesn't mind making trans jokes and Cardiff doesn't mind or Lady K doesn't mind or Shitway or Show doesn't mind. But I don't make trans jokes in 2024, nor did I in 2022 or 2020 so if you get one more year we didn't make

23 is he making trans jokes in 2023 you've never made a joke you're off the hook on this so I don't qualify it I've never made a joke yeah we know gonna really try to make a big deal. Mr. Potato You know good, but that was not the tape you lied to your audience Dan Falato has backed it up asked me to retweet it Because that is a bunch of horseshit and you are a fucking lying potato You like the worst kind of potato by the way. I am, but didn't, wasn't the double Z gig that wasn't at 2022 fruits,

vegetables and potatoes. Was it? Yes. You made the Bruce Jenner joke at the double Z. Did he? I'm pretty sure he did. Did you do the 90? I'm 90%. He did the fucking, do the fruit loops. I am sure he, no, I'm 90% he did the fucking do the fruit loops I am sure he know I don't think he did the joke, but he talked about like he almost like you know back when I Like he told the story of the joke he might have done the Chloe is the last one with a penis joke at that show Because he always talks about the Kardashians and every stand-up routine he does for some reason because they're so high Oh, and and then you got to do the joke but remember guys even though John spends 20 minutes defending himself and Calling cardiff a liar and saying well, I've said some things that was a long time ago. He's not worried about it I am NOT gonna sit here and I'm not worried about it at all. I

Have made jokes on the Stern show that right now would be deemed inappropriate Jackie the joke man made tons Give Rodney a chance. Remember those you gotta love John He goes listen are there things that I've said that are offensive but Jackie did it right Fred did I'll throw myself under the bus while I grab a couple other people. Yeah, right Yeah, he always says about the crabs in the bucket. Yeah,'s like Billy West what about the shit that he was doing John. He's the worst and also I have to say that joke He's talking about from from Jackie It's one of the greatest jokes. It's actually very clever and very funny

It's not just like and John likes to equate everything that's offensive just like n-word You know that's what he likes to say is just like well. I would never the n-word it's like no no one's telling you to any of other hilarious yes right of course all right John explains that Cardiff is a liar obviously he said he had this lost episode he didn't he got super chat money from you with this grift that he had John John is not that person at all. I'm not going to sit here and bullshit you. What I say is always true. All right, so based on that right there, John, see you in Vegas.

Looking forward to seeing you in Vegas. You've been saying for weeks you're coming to Vegas and then you just said you don't bullshit people. So we'll see you in Vegas, John. Looking forward to seeing you this weekend in Las Vegas. Also, when you see Dan Falado in Chicago, take a photo of that because you also said that you and Dan have plans in Chicago to get together for lunch and you're staying in Chicago in a hotel. Take a photo. Love to see that. We'll see what the excuses are on that one. After saying that he doesn't

lie and he's always truthful he says this douche of the double verse share within your experience experience of the achievements in mensa i'm not in it anymore so there's nothing i could share oh that's like sense that's how memories were and that was it and and it's uh you know, when you're a genius like myself, it, you know, it's not hard. Hicks Pasha, good morning, shithead. You mean you're flaccid. Yes, it's never hard. That's definitely true. And for those playing at home, the Anymore, that was the lie.

Yes. He's still in bed so no he's never been in men so he admitted it we're going back and listening to the old episodes we'll find it we'll find the clip or Royce goes you're not in bed so I know but I like to say that I am coming up soon yeah so he's a fucking liar and we all know that and I don't know how he justifies this in his head why would I say I'm joking or whatever the fight always has a justification he always has a rationale for it. So someone calls him out and says, Jen, can you give an example of a joke you've told

on the show? You keep telling everyone how funny you are, how you're the funniest guy in the devil verse and you're a writer and you wrote all these jokes. What's one example? So check out what he comes up with. Underage Billy. You talk about the same people and things every fucking day, but never funny in comedy writer who never has anything funny say about his enemies

Really? I think that I've said a lot of funny things just do it Metal lives that was his example. So John does this thing where he's doing this impression of me When I said just do it and he goes death do it. He's like that's a hilarious joke Okay, I mean you've been doing it a lot. You must think it's funny. It's pretty accurate I mean it's spot-on which is you know, a lot of people say like we do an impression It's not enough just to sound like the person else have to be funny But not John John goes I don't want to sound like them or be funny I'm just gonna repeat the thing that they said in a very different voice and I'll do it over and over again

Good stuff after he explains that that was his big joke that he's done This check out this next super-Channel that comes up. Funny things. Just do it. Metal Lives. Thanks for the ducks. F. Mary Kill. Carl's mom, wife, Shulie's behemoth, Benny Locke. Oh my god. That is a... oh, fucking hell. I don't think I can answer that see and he goes on to say I would just kill them all does no one know how f Mary kill works anymore Like that's the point the point is not for you to just be like kill ball No, no, no f Mary kill put you in a spot where you got to rationalize and figure out who you're gonna fuck We're gonna marry and who you're gonna kill. That's the game Carl

F Mary kill Carl's mom wife All right, I would obviously marry My wife I'd fuck Shulie's Behemoth and I'd kill Betty logo But the way she sounds it won't be too hard All right, so John It's just a boring person. He just doesn't get it. He doesn't understand how these things work.

But then someone else chimes in and says, what's the last funny thing that you've said on your show, John? You always talking about funny or show. Let's see what he's got. Tell us the last funny thing you said on the show, Jeff, do it. It's funny every time. There you go. Sure is the first time he did it. He didn't laugh, but that time he did it. He did lie tickled him that time Yeah, I wonder why that is because normally a joke It's less and less funny the more times you hear it because you know what it is Maybe oh, maybe it's cuz it's not a joke and it's not funny and that was a fake laugh

Is that possible and maybe do it and maybe quad is? Pretending that it's funny because quad just wants to be in a show and I could kicked off. I Don't know. I'm just throwing these ideas out where quad is coming from. I don't know I'm just out there is that a possibility that John's wildly untalented and can't go with a single example of something He said that's witty or funny. And so his only example now is doing the just do it gay voice also It's the last thing that was in his head. Right, it's all he's got. It's very convenient.

All right, so then Quadfather is running with the Cardiff duped his viewers narrative here. And John's very concerned. What a piece of crap that guy is, huh? Potato, it looks like a piece of crap. Because I DM'd Dan, Dan, did you ever give this tape? Because no, I would never, cuz he sent me a DM, John, if the tape ever got out, you have every right to sue me.

And he says, copy and paste this, because I will never release that. And Cardiff knew that, but he still played it and told the audience this was the missing tape, which is kind of a grift, isn't it? Yeah, absolutely, man. Misinformation, so nobody should ever trust anything that Cardiff guy does ever again, right? No, and Tuky too.

He's a lot. All right. Tuky, why's Tuky getting shrappled? Cardiff, I know there's three potatoes on this show. Are you giving back all of the money that you made? I think I was ditched out some memberships on that show. Yes. I should probably buy money back to H-e-b-e-r well your fake My refer from Argentina, but still yes, are you gonna be issuing? Refunds since you duped everyone no

This is the most insane thing ever the Cardiff's the guy who said he was going to interview the guy who punched Chad Sue back like this do you guys not get the fucking bit I swear to God every time John goes out he's like you can't leave missy B is posting things about Hitler and Cardiff is saying that he has the missing episode he's playing it's like these are jokes holy shit have some fun in your life fucking morons So stupid I did three more hours Sunday night than he did today, so he did a one-hour show today Why is that no one watching in super chatty? Oh, no one was watching and very little super But no he planned it from the beginning as a doctor's appointment

Health John has her hotel John's back at the doctors again that makes sense All right, so speaking of guys who do not get the joke and don't understand what's going on. Check out this super chat Michael P. Thanks. Why do you trash me? Why do you trash the rear obese frog community? What I don't know Big butt frogs. I guess maybe that's a Phil Joe the dildo. Is that who they're talking about? The frog? Frog.

That guy's the ultimate scumbag. Holy shit. The guy that they're talking about weighs like a buck 10 or something like that. I don't think that's what he's talking about. They're talking about how you don't give a frog's fat ass, you idiot. You say it all the fucking time.

I do not know what he's talking about. Jesus Christ, they're stupid. Mensa. Yeah, I know. He's obviously smart. He proves it every time. This is them more lies about me. This gets me very upset. This I get very upset with this kind of stuff. This is slanderous. I can't have this on the internet. People talking like this about me. This guy loves to hate me. It's weird. He loves me but

hates me. It's it's He loves me but hates me. It's, isn't that like everybody in the double verse? Like, you know, you know, Lady K was a big, big fan of mine. You know it. He had you. Yeah, yeah. No doubt about it, man. You could tell.

You could tell just like how he talks about you. Yeah, for sure. You know, he knows everything about me. And that's why I find it so odd. Like he could have chose the right camp and been a supporter about me. And that's why I find it so odd. Like he could have chose the right camp and been a supporter of me. Instead, he supports Shuley? I mean, that don't make any sense.

Shuley didn't do anything on that show. Pete D, thanks for the tenor. You don't think the ability to make fun of ourselves and laughing at our differences helps normalize our differences. I do. All right, so watch him squirm his way out of this one. And I'll address the stuff with,

I'm obviously a big fan of John in a second, but I love this super chat because John starts off his whole show with saying, like, I would never make a joke about a trans person. That's the craziest thing. I didn't know back then, I was ignorant, but that's crazy, in 2024, you can't make a joke about trans persons.

So PT says yeah But if you're making jokes about them then you're kind of considering them equals because we all goof on each other for all these different Reasons right you can't have something that's all I mean South Park has done a very good job of illustrating this better than I'm doing Right now you can't have certain protected groups. It doesn't make any fucking sense. So let's see how John justifies You can't make any trans jokes, but I do believe that Saying the N word and the F slur, you know, for me is not appropriate. I mean, that's just me. Way to not address that at all. Right.

See, this is this is cop out when people go, well, John, when you say you can't make fun of trans people, you're actually saying that they're lesser than because they can't take it. Aren't they just people like us? That's what you've been saying. So shouldn't we get to make fun of them just like we make fun of Italians or guys who are club-footed? They can't just make fun of everyone people stutter and he's just like Yeah, but don't use the n-word The n-word here Chad, holy shit, but could you explain when it is appropriate? It sounds like he was going that way. Yeah, right. It's not for me, but these are the people who it's for. Yeah, if I'm watching a Tarantino movie and I'm really into it, I feel like I'm one of

the characters, I'll do it. That's fine. But also this thing where John goes, and Claude agrees, of course. Good stuff, Claude, where he goes, obviously Carl was a big fan of mine. Oh yeah, I remember recording, back then we didn't have DVRs, so I had just VHS tape after VHS tape out of my VCR recording the Tonight Show when John moved over to the show I'm like, I'm done with Howard Stern. Fuck that. I'm following stuttering John Melendez on his next endeavor Just like all the rest of the Howard Stern fans did what a fucking miss that was by a lot

I was just like ah, you see what we do here. We'll bring on stuttering down We'll get all these people with in the it's there We watch the tonight show wrong No one did the only time we ever heard John of the tonight shows when Howard played clips that they goofed on him For picking up his coffee bug. Yeah. Yeah. Look at me. I'm job. Well, Leno didn't give a fuck No, I just wanted to point poke at he had the NBC's NBC money. I know I shit. Yeah big black said money. I know I understand. Yeah. Big Black said when I was on the tablet live, Big Black said, I like Stuttering John. Back when he was on the show, for me, it was Howard and then Robin and then Stuttering John was my

third favorite on the show. And I was thinking about it. I think I know why. Big Black's a caller. John was the call-screeter. He had a lot of interactions with John and John put him through to Howard. So it's like, yeah, of course you like John. If you're not calling into the show every morning, then you wouldn't really know that he does anything. Well, you have to like Howard number one. Yeah. But Robin too, that makes you question everything about big tits size. I was just like, really? What, what does Robin ever do that was interesting? Right., I'm out of action

If you say something like All right, this is um one more clip I have on here Because this is another lie about Dan Falado and I appreciate People pushing John on this because he's a fucking liar and I approve Hey, Nimrod didn't you condemn Dan Falado as an enabler until you found out he's recording mutra- asking you kids, no. Dan and I discussed this. It was a different Dan. I mistook Dan Falato for the other Dan that was getting him the drugs. And when Dan- Oh, hitman Dan, I got it. ... I apologized profusely to him, said, I'm so sorry. And Dan and I rekindled our friendship.

Okay. So John just sat right there. He goes, when I was saying Dan Falato was Dan the enabler, I was mistaking him as his drug dealer. Now Dan Falato was the producer of the Artie Lang show and John saw him every time he was on the Artie Lang show. So it's weird that he would misrepresent two different Dan's, one is a drug dealer and one is producing the show. Also the drug dealers and enabler You wouldn't even say the word enabler if you were talking about a drug dealer No, but let's go back to a clip that I just played on this recent bonus show we did

Living in the past with stuttering gem a bullying fat fuck already the lang Just bullying me with fucking Rusman Eveves sitting there and fucking, who's the other enabler? Dan the enabler, fuck who wants his name? Dan Filato, who still enables the fat fuck. Wait a second, John. It doesn't sound like you're talking about a drug dealer here. It sounds like you're talking about the guy who was sitting there on the podcasts producing

the show. Yeah, whoever's near gets shrapnel. Right. So John, you're a fucking liar. I don't know. But already started I knew as soon as you started with Anthony was just gonna be fucking let's beat up on stuttering John. So then I go said, for some reason, already laying just wanted to corrupt everybody into thinking that John's not that funny of a guy. I've learned for already laying telling telling people this they don't know how talented I was

Because there's one thing I know about Anthony Kumi. It can't form his own opinion on something Anthony has to go to other people and go who do I like? Who do I not like who's funny? He's not funny That's fucking Chad Zumach thinking Chad's like well. I don't know I mean I was told to go after Chrissy Mayer Kevin Brennan told me not to like her so I didn't like her you're fucking loser. I was following orders Yeah, that's never a good defense So congratulations on potato soup check that out Cardiff's channels a very good episode even though you duped your viewers Do you and I want my money back? This is the second time I thought I had the tape, but hey trial and error

Pencils erasers, you know well again. I said it before you hopped on the show, but I think you were backstage Honestly the fact that John said all the shit that he did say that you played on the show and he's just like oh That's not the bad one. Okay Hopefully someday I've got the bad one. Well twist dance arm and up someday to actually play that days Well twist dance are enough someday to actually play that days How much worse could it get? Alright Chris. It's it's a weird Tuesday. We don't have a review girl here today, so it's just you and me Mm-hmm, and we got to figure out who said it. I know are you ready for this? It's card is gonna help. I'm going I'm going four and one what you're calling right now on I'm going I'm going four and one what you're calling right now. Oh, and I'm going

Loves you have five on here. This is a tough game. This is the harder game, but I did question doesn't think much of us No, I love you Chris Wow Wow Welcome to who said it the official podcast game on WATP. Thanks for the new logo, Joe. Patreon.com slash Cardiff Electric and the Cardiff Electric YouTube channel. Subscribe today. Okay, Carl and co-host, Who Said It?

Our first entry, Who said it? I live in the past. I live in the present. I live in the future. Who said it? Alright, I gotta go Tommy T. That was the first person I thought would be that dumb. What do you think producer Chris? On this very special occasion where it's just you and I

versus the potato. Oh, are you going to say Tommy T as well? Yeah, I will now be rethinking. Okay, I'm going to say Tommy T. We think producer Chris on this very special occasion where it's just you and I versus the potato. Yeah Oh, are you gonna say Tommy T as well? Yeah, I will now be rethinking. Okay, I'm probably wrong Who would say something that's all of these people would that's why this game is fun, you know what I think it's ready to be Yeah, it certainly could be I totally agree. Let's find out one two three Yeah, it certainly could be. I totally agree. Let's find out. One, two, three. Phil Elmore is a fraud. Thanks for the fire. But John,

why do you live in the past like Al Bundy? I live in the past. I live in the present. I live in the future. Right now is the present. I just said that five seconds ago. That is now in the past You see folks we all live in the past No, great because right after I said that it's in the past Fuck you, John. They're talking about 25 years ago. You bring up accomplices from 25. That's what they're talking about idiot Capiche 25 years ago. You bring up accomplices for 25. That's what they're talking about. Idiot. Capiche. You ever think about

that? Do you ever think about that? This is how he talks to his seventh grade science. Oh, for sure. Yeah. Can you believe that? Pretty groundbreaking. I was like, no, Mr. Mondes, you're an idiot. Can we go please? So therefore we are all

living the glory days. That's not true. Our next day. That's great. Jesus Christ. What a smug prick he is. And God, his hair is so gray. He's just gonna want to go. Just shave your head, buddy.

You're down by 49 points. Now 42 points. And you're acting like you're winning. Oh boy. Okay. So football fans are Chad and Brennan and Stuttering John. I'm going to go Chad Zumock on this one. All right.

I was going to go Zumock. I went Opie because I think he would fuck that up. I think it's KB. But okay, let's see who said it one two three And I'm gonna do this damn it

Magic grown fucking man should have changed it doing this and their producers are working for minimum wage That's it. That's shameful. It's like when you when you're when your teams down That's a that's shameful. That's like when you when you're when your teams down 49 to nothing and then somebody scores a touchdown the guys the guy does a dance and spikes the balls like You're an idiot. You're you're down by 49 points now 42 points and you're acting like you're winning We got two left. You can change your answer at the last second. We're doing things different today. God damn it. Yeah, you almost had it. I knew it as soon as, ah, fuck it.

Our next entry. I was going to a super cuts to get a haircut. Who said it? Son of a bitch, because Sutter and John goes to super cuts. And so I think this is a misdirect and I can't be Tom Myers. Um. Why not? of misdirect and I can't be Tom Meyers. I think it's going to be Ray Da Vito.

What do you think producer grass? I'm doing a safety soup soup super John here. Easy for you to say. Yeah, right. Could be could be the Z man. Let's find out. That was my second thought. He didn't say I didn't say a Dominican supercuts

One two three And I was going to a super cut I want half a point for both of those. I want one full point. I'm sorry. And he was shitting all over Tom Papa, Schwartz, and I texted Jim, I go, who the fuck is this guy? He's hilarious.

And that's how it all came together. That's how, you know, I was there from the beginning before Misery Loves Company. Did you know about Kevin though? Like back in the day? Or in the street? Pause it. Yeah, I have to make a statement real quick.

Hold your thought thought Cardiff But don't you think rate of veto and Chad's you mark up the same person like shouldn't I get credit for that? We're talking about IQ If you said Cleveland Middle Then I would have given it to you Cardiff gets an extra point for that one Apparently that was Chad story the first time I met Kevin Brennan in a Sport clips parking lot. Oh is that what they're talking about? Yeah, that's what he was talking about the first time I met Kevin Brennan weird

Yeah, very sports clips. Yeah Who would talk to anyone in a sports clips parking lot? I also hate the whole premise of sports clips because whenever I'm getting my haircut there wasn't a big game on It's never during the big game. It's a weird time each year like NASCAR. You're gonna get spoon-nod like NASCAR on day night haircuts? Yeah Well NHL playoffs, but I do have that 1030 hair appointment tonight, so Having sex with a woman who's had a lot of kids must be like Who said it

Well, you don't even give us the punchline. All right heavy has a lot of kids must be I'm gonna go right to Vito All right producer Chris He's thinking Tony the alien Aliens Tommy the alien now Before you hit play yeah, if I gave you the punchline you would have known who it was right away, okay one two three single mom because if you ever get a few of them together because some of them usually had like two or three or four kids you get a few of them together that's enough to feel the baseball team so going down on one of them must be like visiting in a Stuart battlefield when you think about violence bloodshed and destruction that's going on down there having sex with a woman who's had a lot of kids must be like being a war-ran actor

Wow That was worth losing because Wow cuz I was thinking like who's the virgin virgins always bring up sex for some reason That's why I went to Vito twice Tom said must be like Woman who said kids must be like I've heard I hear tell going down there must be like So what tell me Instead of Josh Cronwork are you fucking is this is like is anyone fucked in here. Yeah, he takes a long play Holy shit, it was worth it. Thanks man. That pause me shit is looking like a fucking nursery rhyme right now.

And then he takes credit for how edgy is. Oh, I hate him so much. He is the world's worst comic tags. His joke gets no laughs with any of it. And then does a victory laugh with it. I love when people don't react. As you know, we do jokes in between the iced up songs and I always want a reaction. Laughter's great, booing's great, awes, ohs, all those things. That's what I want. I want a reaction.

Punches? What's that? Punches? Punches, tomatoes, rotten tomatoes?? No punches from the Misfits when you get No reaction you can't then go. Yeah, it's pretty fucking edgy wasn't it? I bet you guys wish it was back talking about Cosby again. I was just like we don't even reacted We weren't saying ooh or ah or anything we were talking to each other Our next entry

Baseball is fucking boring Who said it I gotta go Greg Opie Hughes? I know my boy Tom Myers wouldn't say that I know stuttering John would not say that I'm going Opie. What do you think producer Chris? Tony the alien One two three Again we don't get the Mariners game here and and and baseball's fucking boring baseball's boring Listen, I watched the Mets and And I really don't give a shit about the Mets. You know, I used to, but I don't

anymore. So it's boring game. It's a boring game and the Mets are out of it. So, you know, baseball can be good obviously, but, but watching a Mariners game in August, I don't know. I don't know how much of a thrill I would get, but good to see you back. Maybe it's more than another reason why I do shows is because it's like What else is there to do? Final entry whoa, there's no way the Egyptians built the pyramids. They must have had aid from the aliens Fuck I'm going Greg. Oh P Hughes. What say you producer Chris?

Stuttering Jeff. All right, who said it? That's Tommy T. I'm just a score We haven't got a single one right fucking if I would have given it a little more thought on two of those I would Have given more thought now He used to read a book As far as the pyramids he was convinced, he used to read a book called Charites of the Gods. I recommend you getting it. Oh, I've read that book. And it's all how there's no way the Egyptians could have built the pyramids.

Oh, shit. And how they must have had aid from the aliens. It's really fucking compelling. And that's how we got AIDS. That's all for this time. Now you know Who said it? Nice sit Eugene sit good dog All right Cardiff you win again my friend

Good game Cardiff's week We're just going up cardiff It's potato month guys. What have we done today a today? We've done it all we talked about that damn podcast we looked in at the latest on Aaron's Ridiculousness on steeltoe and what he's trying to pull off right now that reality show is still putting out bangers Lisa's got some great catchphrases that keep coming up Stuttering John does not understand how comedy works.

So you know what that means, it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser.

The Teaser. This is the part of the show where we talk about the next episode to get everyone excited about it. And I will tell you, it will be live from Las Vegas Saturday we'll be recording a live show we got a plethora of people there Cardiff won't be there thank God because there's too much talent on that stage that we have to work with and very much looking forward to that so we'll have a number of things we'll be addressing at the live show in Vegas. And if you haven't got your tickets, you should get them hackamania.com promo code W ATP. Or of course,

go to hackamania.com and you can stream the show card of anything you want to promote my friend, patreon.com slash car reflector, please join us again next time. It might be that so we find out what's for all who are these podcasts. Sleep well, everybody. The morning radio. Sleep well everybody Great show good job. Everybody great job everyone. Let's hit some voicemails We don't have a ton because we're doing a weird Tuesday after a Sunday twos

It's weird. We didn't have a lot of time in between so there wasn't a lot of time for people to call in So let's hit this from anxious Andy. So Carl hamburger, which two boys anxious and call once again. Uh, I just got something really quick today. Just wanting to call you and tell you that Stuttering John kind of looks like big ed from that TLC show. Uh, 90 day fiance, whatever it is. Yep. You should see it's pretty funny, but uh Just gonna tell you you can tell you that and also can you play the sound by Carl baby? Who's out of vagina? Vagina I'd fuck it. Thank you. Please don't call me that one. No, do you have that drop?

I didn't Do you have that drop? Um, I didn't Have a vagina That is it. It's pretty good. I thought it was this jerking guys out for the theater would be my healing process as well Wait, play that first one. Is that john sun? I think it is W ATP is a piece of shit. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. Whoa Was that el her replay saying replace it was thought we were friends and you see what's happening right now with lady came on even his friends think

he sucks cock sucker I I heard his friend be dabbling live say that he sucks all right yeah can you put your hand over your mouth for a second I can't get enough dicks in my body all right, this was coming in from Kyle photographer. Sorry Carl. It's a cow photographer. I will not be in Vegas I have rehearsal which is kind of like practice but for Fucking gay theater kids like me, you know, so so I won't be in Vegas I'll be healthy. I had by a tornado. So shit's kind of fucked up right now anyways, enjoy your time do a lot of coke and

Don't let Jane jingles fling with anyone. All right, I'll see what I could do So I'm sorry to hear that that did happen to your house that sucks, but that's a horrible reason to miss a show at Vegas rehearsal They won't miss you. Relax. Stop it with that. I can just think of chubby checker right now. That was the worst joke. It was the worst date from Flint coming in. Well, Nate from Flint, Michigan. I'm a landscaper in the warm season is the time to work my shapely white ass off so that way I can take the cold season a little easier. So I

come to peace with not being able to make hackamania And then you go and schedule double con 2 in August fuck. Yeah, listen man double con has an established one-time tradition of happening in the blistering cold of February in Rochester, which has the Michigander I didn't really mind You know, I'm not part of the show and I contribute absolutely nothing to it But this is the age of gnosis if you contribute absolutely nothing to it, but this is the age of gnosis. If you're not going to take my professional choices into consideration when making your

calendar, I'm not sure this relationship is going to work out. So there. See you at the Magic Bag on October 25th. Yes, see you at the Magic Bag. All right. Quick update. August 16th and 17th is DabbleCon 2 We are gonna have a fantastic Friday night. It's gonna be the roast of the dabble verse on Friday night followed by karaoke

Saturday we have live podcasts who are these podcasts uncle Rico and maybe just maybe little potato soups gonna be in there, too Potato toki soup potato to key soup Potentially, you know, it's too although tookies on potato soup. So I don't know what the different but whatever. Okay, we'll get to I don't know. I know he's the dry. He's the star power. I get it. That's fine And then send you potato soup, whatever and then Saturday night is the Debbie Awards And we've been planning this for a while now It's gonna be bigger and better than the first Debbie Ward, a while now. It's going to be bigger and better than the first Abbey Awards, which was fantastic. That's hard to top. I know. And then after

that, Stuttering John Dance Party. So I was over at the comedy club today, as I mentioned, putting the finishing touches on some of the graphics and promotions that we need. They should be up on the website tomorrow for sale. We should have tickets tomorrow and we're simplifying things this year, thank God. It's gonna be simplified. But also the Magic Bag, October 25th, we're gonna be in Detroit and third year in a row. It's a Magic Bag. We sold out the first two. So get your tickets. For some reason, they're already available for sale. Yes. Without me giving any green light or anything. They're just up there. So I gotta make sure the description

is correct. It probably isn is and I gotta go there and read it figure out what's going on promo code card is too there's no promo code card if not every fucking promo code is card if I swear yeah but I keep trying it everywhere I go sometimes it works sometimes it does just interesting all right Paulie and dirty Jersey oh jersey. These days, it seems like every group has a parade or a month. What are we going to celebrate next? All this month, I've been inundated with the fact that it's Asian American in Pacific Islander month. We've already got Black History Month, pride month, the guineas have Columbus day for now. And the Irish get drunk on St. Patrick's Day and make us eat their bad food.

There seems to be one group missing there celebration. Being a half-pull-up myself, I think America has a great need for Kilbassi Day, when America celebrates its fine Polish people, February 30th, the day that we all swim in baby pools of sauerkraut and play bobbin for pierogies. Good night, dear mid-fun. Thank you, fuck you, bye. Lisa will hear this. All right.

There's already a thing for you. It's called Oktoberfest. And obviously we didn't finish the job, but we were close Those stupid Americans English hop it in we would have had this taken care of you could be one of us I was on April Fool's was a Polish holiday. Oh Because the pull-offs are dumb yeah, that's it yeah pretty good stuff even in Minnesota they know that all right last voice now Hey dog deluxe a Wacky idea, but what if seems like everybody was felt great about The go fund me for Christmas daughter. It was awesome

if W ATP did it go fund me to get April in halt a kick-ass lawyer and go after What's his name the husband And stick it to him in the divorce so just the thought might be comical I like that idea of raising money for April because she can't be represented by Nick obviously She's gonna get a real attorney, but she'll probably just spend on them blow She imagine we raise all this money for her and then she's just strung out for the next five months Like that's not good. Have we been beating up on a divorced guy so long that we're willing to side with the woman?

Yes I mean I didn't even talk about this. There's so many details that have come out air is such a piece of shit So when he describes how they started doing the wife swapping swinging thing he claims it was his idea He claims that he's just like hey, you know what be fun if I start fucking Nick's wife and you start fucking Nick What do you think about that? And then April's a little too gung-ho He said it drunkenly as a joke and then they just started fucking She said yes after said idea said it drunkenly as a joke and then they just started fucking. She said yes after she said idea.

Correct. You mean like this? So that might have been a problem but yeah, no, Aaron has really made his bed so he needs to lay in it but instead he's taking victory lab after victory lab and explaining he's the greatest guy ever. I wish I did more for the kids. Well the two only thing that makes it interesting is that he yeah is that a pizza chef scumbag yeah but did Aaron have to make Nick's bed you have to wash the sheets Aaron the way they all slept together was it was April Nick Kayla

Aaron all four in the bed together okay that's how they slept every night always in that order always in that order it's fucking weird why would you have to describe that to anyone why would you describe any of this why do I know that why do I know that and why aren't the chicks in the middle yeah again it's got some good ideas we mean all right guys let's get the fuck out of here okay yeah I'm already starting to get bored. Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode.

I enjoyed that. Bye! Bye! A plane has hit. I rewatch it. Carly. Boom. It's mom. Boom. Go fuck yourselves. have a good week.

Bye Brennan. Ah Carl, I love you. That was a great episode! That was really great! Jesus, I gotta go. This is getting stupid. Bye guys! Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr