Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep524 - She Ruined My Career

Episode Date: June 6, 2024

This week we’re getting caught up on the extremely famous YouTuber, idubbbz aka Ian Kane Jomha. This guy was an edgelord whose outrageous videos got him millions of viewers. Now that he’s in his mid 30s, he’s doing a podcast with his wife where the two of them talk about nonsense and prove how dumb they are. Anisa at one point schools her husband on who “invented” electricity.  Andy Q Public and Lucy Tightbox both join the show to school us on idubbbz’s history and Anisa’s OnlyFans page. After a cringe of the week and the funniest thing Scorch has ever said, we check in on Tom Myers’ latest batch of “jokes.” He seems to be getting worse at this. Opie was hanging with the boys at Gebhard’s and reveals the creepiest fetish I’ve ever heard a 60 year old man admit to. Then Cardiff joins us as we check out some of the latest Stuttering John videos created by 1-800-dabbler and Sheet Shitterson. And we wrap up with another round of Who Said It, recent reviews, your voicemails, and more gifts to our PO box.  Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th - https://www.carlsoncomedy.com/  https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Magic Mind is the World’s First Productivity Shot! Visit magicmind.co/WATPSHOW20 and use the code WATPSHOW20 for 20% off your order. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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though, I do want to say, I keep meaning to tease this. I keep forgetting. The guys from Adult Diaper Babies reached out to me. Remember that show? The podcast where they pee in the diapers. Remember that show? The podcast where they pee in the diapers? So I got this series of notes through Metta. And I don't really check the Metta, but Jenny Jingles does. So she goes, you got to check the Metta, the adult diaper baby guys reached out to you. And my day's a little bit busy these days. So I was like, yeah, I'll get there. I'll get there. by the time I got to it it went from hey Carl

I heard your show talking about us. We'd love to have you on our show. Oh, you're too good for us Hey motherfucker, you think you're way better than we are just like couple hours past. It's just like it's escalated Welcome to being a woman. Yeah, it's all the same fucking day, so I finally get there like hey, buddy Hope everything's cool Do your show it sounds fun. Yes, I'm gonna be on this Sunday. Don't do a boom boom in your diabetes Fucking nuts just like oh you're having a lot of fun. We all are that's just me It wasn't just you think I'm the only person the internet goofing at you for peeing it done anyway I'll get into it on Sunday Do that now, but I'll be on the adult diaper babies show. You know you've made it. What a life. Good use of

my time obviously. All right let's get into the show. She ruined my career. This is a show hosted by iDubbbz who's Ian Kane Jamaa and his wife, Anissa. And there's also this guy, Dane on there too. I think he's like the producer or something. I don't know. Basically what we're seeing here is another one of these podcasts that's being run by a YouTuber, a very, very famous YouTuber who used to be edgy

and interesting and make these crazy videos and got a lot of attention and For whatever reason has fallen off like it reminds me of when sting made an album with just a lutes playing Yeah, you're like, okay, so you just don't really care We're okay with it, but a lot of these youtubers like they just kept to this point where they're just like All right, I've said the n-word enough times on the internet I guess now I'll just like do this stupid shit where I just do nothing. Anyway, I don't want to Spoil everything we're about to see but the description is I doves it in an ESA podcast We talk about everything farting boxing streaming running fuming coping breakdancing tattoos art music nostalgia and falconry

But that's it but not race relations tattoos, art, music, nostalgia, and falconry. But that's it. But not race relations. That's the rule of three or four threes. I don't know what the comedy rule is there with that list of things. So we've all checked this out. And Andy, I noticed that when you sent this over to me, you had apologies.

Yeah. Because you are from the All Apologies podcast. You queue in on these types of things Well, what happened with the guy that was the video game streamer that was terrible at it and the whole thing around that Was that he jerked off on dark side Phil dark side Phil Yeah So when I started watching this show and I was like, I don't know who this guy is and I don't know why this Is a show this sucks. There has to be more to it

know who this guy is and I don't know why this is a show this sucks there has to be more to it so I I turned around and did the deep dive as to like why this guy I should mention I should mention I dubs you know started off very early in the YouTube game racked up over 7 million subs to his main channel this is not a different channel yeah but 7 million subs now I will tell you that the videos are getting fewer and fewer views Yeah on his main channel and this channel as well But people I could see why they would because the people that were liking the show before are not getting what they Liked out of him anymore, right? Do you want to set up what the show is like now? No, what's okay? Let's play

Where the journey he's been on? Okay, because I just, like I said, allapologiespodcast.com, I found the Apology video and he is an aged out edge lord. And this is a retrospective Idubbz. Now that he regrets he's had a few in clip one. All right, let's get right into it here. For a while I felt like if I changed my content over time that people would see that as a reflection of who I am and what I value. But I'm starting to realize that that is a very weak and passive way to You know run my channel and live my life

so I think it's you know if I'm gonna have the balls to go to Tana's fan meetup and say slurs at her and then make a video about how it's okay to say slurs I think I should have the balls to make an apology video and take accountability for the mistakes I've made. Can I put this into a little bit of context? Yeah. So we actually covered this kind of back in episode 455. We covered cancelled with Tana Mojo. Tana Mojo. Right. And I think we had Pat Oates on that episode and Pat Oates is like, Oh, my daughter loves Tana Mojo. Oh shit. and I think we had Pat oats on that episode and Pat oats is like oh my daughter loves Tana mojo Oh shit, really? This is real right so weird and so all these different youtubers and creators They do these stupid festival not festivals, but conventions basically and there are all these different fights that were happening

Yeah, and that's what he was just referring to right now. I'm gonna fully get into it. Yes, so in clip four This is context about that before he you know we get to the incident that he's referring to with Tana And this is like a 32 year old I dobs here. You know this clip is that content cop Content that he used to make where yes, which was very popular. He would drill down on Tana and why she's a piece of shit. It kind of like what we do with Stuttering John, except that he's doing it with this.

This broad has no business being popular. I don't know why anybody likes her. I mean, she's famous for sucking Jake Paul's dick is right. I think that's the only reason why and so people who? Actually have channels in our training. She also has Brooke Schofield on her show now. Yeah, as her co-host That's a lot. Yeah, that's two reasons to watch Right so it clipped for this is a little Flashback to when I dubs was really going after Tana

It doesn't matter the context that you say it in, it's still racist. It doesn't matter the context you say it in, it's still racist. Listen up, teachers of America. If you've ever read a loud Huckleberry Finn to your students, you've engaged in an act of racism. The supporters call themselves N-word-s. Like, that's what they call each other. Whoa, Tana! You're just gonna drop the f-bomb like that. Listen Tana. It doesn't matter the context you use it in It's still homophobic. So he's doing this Logic problem like logic-proofing why it's cool to use all the slurs whenever you want and

The people that used to send him he has all these streams where people know Fit allowed in the classroom. I don't even think the books allowed in schools anymore That's weird because he's a younger guy that I am and even I know they're like yeah This is not a thing anymore, but okay All his fan. It's like come town. Hey look. I'm a come boy right all his fans call themselves n-word f slurs, okay? they're like all right, I was too much of a coward to include all the slurs into my clips, but So she has a problem with that and he's drilling down on her and he's doing all these mental gymnastics about why freedom of speech it

Allows him to use all the slurs whenever he wants or else you're not a patriot. Kind of. Kind of. I mean. I mean. Never thought of it that way. Well, that's what people that like to use the N-word try and say.

So in clip five, this is how Ian is going to justify using all the slurs. Every other slur, that can be used in a comedic sense or an editorial sense But not this one because that one has history well guess what fucking retards all the other ones have history, too Yeah, yeah Asian people didn't get their fucking heads right ran over in World War two They weren't thrown into internment camps, but yeah, but ah You can't say that one because it's got sort of a, it's guttural. Can I just correct him on something? Sure. The one Asian people was the Japanese specifically, and they were up to no good.

They kind of had it coming, but anyway. S-Kawaii. Either all of them are okay, or none of them are okay. But if you try to come online and tell me that I can't say a particular word, but you say words that are just as offensive, in the famous words of Tana mojo kill yourself right so he's open I hate this content. It's such. I mean it's so played out Yeah, this is a lot older And he's open carrying all the slurs right into the UN if you're not drawing a picture of Mohammed on your live stream

Then shut the fuck Taking as far as South Park or shut the fuck out right so in clips six Called dear Tana now. We're gonna jump back This is a time skipping back and forth from the apology to all the offensive shit, so now to go back party. Yeah, yeah Yeah, so now So let's go to The crossover we've all wanted yeah recast this summer If you see one movie Please get the answer. I've ever made that dabblers trailer to make that now Yeah, six clips. Oh, okay. It's like it's probably not that important that this video stays online because

truthfully I've seen it. I've experienced the content, but it's done a lot of damage. We can just let it, we can let it go. I'm sorry to everyone that I made content cop videos on. I still don't like the majority of you and that's fine, but I can recognize that you did not deserve the hate and harassment that I sent your way. I particularly want to apologize to Tana. Tana, I'm sorry. I should have never made that video. I harassed Tana in person and then harassed her online. And that's deplorable behavior. Right. You should do it in the reverse order. Yeah. That's going to be me on Sunday. I'm like, I listen, I thought it was silly, you guys were peeing in your diapers,

but that was deplorable of me to make jokes about that. We're cool, right? Tana is an obnoxious, loud-mouthed twat that deserves to get fucked with, but because of this incident, he's left apologizing to her because he blew all of his fingers off with an N-bomb or whatever.

This is clip three. This is the incident that he's apologizing for. It's a meetup. It's that convention that you're talking about. He's walking up to get a photo op with her and the history he has made. Is it worth it? Hell yeah, it's worth it. Let's go fan second person, because this camera's a little bit over the edge. Oh, they're crazy!

Yay! Same! The same reaction story John had with Rocco. Yeah. Son of a queenfinger man. Whoa. Not cool. Whoa.

What just happened? Here, where'd you go? Yeah. Yeah, so she's acting like she's never heard the word before. And she's humiliated, but more than when she sucked Jake Paul's cock. I mean, what's more embarrassing? I'd rather- For clout? I'd rather suck Jake Paul's dick than be a dick. I mean, I'd rather suck Jake Paul's dick than be a dick. I mean, I'd rather suck Jake Paul's dick than be a dick. I mean, I'd rather suck Jake Paul's dick than be a dick. I mean, I'd rather suck Jake Paul's cock. I mean, what's more embarrassing? I'd rather, you know, I'd rather.

For clout? I'd rather suck Jake Paul's dick than be quad father at this point. You know what I mean? If you're looking for, I'd like clout. It's not the worst way to go. All right, so now that we've seen all of this, what an edgelord he is

and how he built up his giant audience, let's see what he's up to now. Here's a very recent episode of the new show that he's up to, which of course is called she ruined my career. We'll get into the reason why it's called that because he's been canceled more than once. This guy, this is kind of like a cold open, but not really. It's how the show starts. Welcome back everyone. It's a new dawn. It's a new day Fill in the blank cuz I don't know what here comes the Sun No, it's a new life

And I'm feeling Cowardly dog no no, no shit. You started- Beetlejuice? Wait, stop. Just keep filling her head with nonsense until you short-circuit. Shit, I can't remember, but it's uh, the- the song, I'm Feeling Good, it goes Da, da na. Oh, true.

Yeah, ba na na na na na. That's from like a- Oh, The Grinch. Oh, but that's from like a The Grinch yeah something like that so Obviously it reeks of unpreparedness Already which bothers me a ton because if you start your show with not knowing anything and just going like what's that thing? I don't know. What about this thing? I don't know what that thing is You guys know what this thing is or that thing or maybe we'll work it out in real time on our show. What do you do? I don't know sing it to me How does it go? It's fucking embarrassing and that leads to playlist talk

And I mentioned this we did a show last night talking about the Vegas trip We had this past weekend at hackamania, and I was talking about how I was hanging with Ray DeVito Talking about bands and stuff like that. It's not a show. I mean, I wouldn't even recommend it for your free time doing that. But that's what these people are doing. Man, my playlist right now, if I was like being honest, all I've been listening to is like car seat, headrest, radio head, which I've kind of stopped listening to quite abruptly.

What else have I been listening to? Just tons of indie, random indie shit. Well, yeah. But then I'll put in some Queen and Led Zeppelin and- Holy shit. You stupid fucking bloodlust. I was just like, where is Bonnie McFarlane with who fucking cares who gives a shit who gives a fuck I that's the worst conversation right there what bands you've been listening

to lately oh well Queen and Zeppelin and Radiohead yeah whatever hearing the names of the bands is as good as listening to the music that Yeah, that reminds me. I like Queen. Did you have to be reminded? Real quick, I have this clip because early on in the show, I think they're on to us. When everyone looks at this fucking video, it's like, what is there to grab? You know, what is there to insult someone about? It's like, is someone gonna insult me because I have the fucking crucifix up there? I could actively say some anti-religious shit and they wouldn't give, well, there's one

guy on Patreon. They're hyper aware that they're being criticized, that people are watching this to goof on them because they have fallen pretty far. And this universe, I'm not going to get into it too deep because this has already passed me by and I'm happy with that. But it's as childish as the devil versus because so this guy got married. So I doves got married to a Nisa and he took her last name. And so everyone is slam dunking on him for that.

I doves and his wife are coming out with creator clash to excited for that. I think a lot of people are. However, this is Keemstar, by the way. So all the YouTubers talk about the other YouTubers, part of the, I know that Lucy loves this. I do. You get really into this stuff. I'm so excited.

At the first Creator Clash, they banned comedian Sam Hyde from the event, caused a big beef, and he is responding to creator clash to making the point to let the internet know that when they got married, I dubs and his wife, I dubs took his wife's last name. Roll it. What is this? There's Sam Hyde. Is that her last name? He's taken her last name. Brother. They married in June with I-dubs his last name changed from Washburn to

Joma. I'm sorry. That's just embarrassing. You know, normally I would, I would be like, you know, just do whatever you want, whatever, whatever makes you happy. But that's just embarrassing. You thought fucked up brah. You thought fucked like who cares. But this is where we've gotten to, to the point where they're looking for anything to needle each other and the dumbest little thing. Oh my God, you changed now. And you might get into this Lucy, and I'm going to turn it over to you in a second. But the other big embarrassment that happened to eye dubs that knocked him down a peg or two is the fact that he was known as a

simp because his girlfriend at the time, now his wife has an only fans account or had an only fans account. I don't know. I don't do that much research. So I did. Okay. Does she still have an only fans account? It's pretty much scrubbed. Okay. So she still have an OnlyFans account? No, it's pretty much scrubbed. Okay. So she scrubbed her OnlyFans account. But when he was dating her and they're like, oh my gosh, she has an OnlyFans account? What a loser!

You're dating a girl who has a hot in the body, a new boobs, and has an OnlyFans account? Which is a weird thing too, because it's like, yeah. I loved his response to all of that. So people were calling him a hypocrite people were saying you don't support sex workers And so it's shitty that your girlfriend has this only fans, and you should feel embarrassed by that He did an apology video, Andy. I don't know if you caught this one where he was basically like dude Guys are jerking off to your girlfriends to my girlfriends. Just making money on it Girlfriend's just making money on it

I was like that's exactly the correct response. Yes, not hypocritical I don't understand why he got so much shit for that no It's bizarre the real reason that he should have gotten shit And he did get shit is because he basically turned his back on the 4chan channels that he was like Supporting all those communities he went from being this raucous guy to being a total fucking pussy you love the n-word yeah now you're not and now you're saying that you're sorry about that that's why you're it but it'd be one thing if all

the sudden she's doing cuckold videos or something yeah and you know the bowl is there and and he's part of that like that would be like whoa this is crazy but if she's just posing as far as I know she's just posing for pictures or videos or something right it wasn't my understanding yeah so it's like everyone just posing for pictures or videos or something right it wasn't my understanding

Yeah, so it's like everyone's just looking for a reason to call them out which I get either with the devil verse I get Yeah, people look for reasons to call people out just seemed like it was kind of weak weak sauce as the kids say yeah 30 years ago Deep in the devil verse because we were playing these clips of the that first couple and not the last one, but it looks like Liam McEnany and Cal photographer interviewing Andy Melanakis. I think you're on to something with that. Yeah, that's another thing that I did want to point out.

It's kind of annoying about how they have this set up. It's a four camera shoot and you have a close up of a Nisa close up of Idubbz, close up of Dane and then the fourth one is a pulled back one of a Nisa and Idubbz and that's awkward. It's so awkward. I don't want to look at either of their crotches unless I'm on her only fans and I just I hate this so much. Okay. Well, let's let's jump off from that point Tell me what you hate about this show. I hate this show you I think you hit the nail on the head It is just them talking about random shit for an hour and a half every single episode of this podcast

So before I get into the height of what they were talking about during the episode I checked out I just want to show you some random Gibberish that they're spouting. Okay, so we'll start out in clip one Which where we're gonna find out what Ian and Anissa have been up to which she has been bleaching her teeth Yeah, I've been bleaching my teeth and putting up bleaching. That's a that's a strong word for whitening your teeth I'm in white. We're both on a teeth whitening journey? Because we've been, you know, just not we've been leaning real natural lately. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

So they talk about teeth whitening for a while. I would rather them talk about bleaching each other's assholes. Well, it's a married couple just having like this is the conversation they should be having over the breakfast table or something. Yeah. It's not a show. Oh, absolutely. She it's it's just completely insane to me in my clip 10. They do a lot more of this filler talk. And I will give them credit for never talking about the weather. But it's almost no better than that. I would really like to go back to the times when like clothes were just starting to like be introduced. Vogue. It was Vogue to have underwear. Cloth.

That was like cool probably at one point. Yeah. Vogue invented clothing? No, it was Vogue. She was doing a descriptor. Vogue. It was Vogue. Vogue magazine. Yeah, it derives from Vogue magazine, but I think the word Vogue is like a... Its own thing.

I think it's its own thing, right? Let me look it up. Yeah, you're gonna have to look that one up. I felt like Vogue invented clothing in like 1912 or something. Hilarious. Let me look up- She's a fucking moron. Think about it.

Would this be interesting to you? Would you listen to this? Yeah, she then spends the next like 15 minutes looking it up. Alright, she's a fucking moron and I have to play my examples now because this really pissed me off. And I bitched about it with two bears, one cave, where it's like two dumb guys. Well, we don't know anything doing. Who is this for? Who wants to listen to people who don't know fucking shit about dick? She brings up something. There's no way she knows what she's talking about. Did you know that there was a time in humanity where we believed that we shot light out of our eyes to see things? Um when was that?

I can imagine that. Well in like ancient like Italy. Oh yeah yeah I could I could see that. Before we understand. Ancient Greece and stuff. It doesn't make sense though because we would be able to see in the dark then. Like couldn't you like figure that out pretty quick? Yeah, I guess it doesn't make that much sense. No, it's just your lights turn off at night Oh cuz it goes sleepy time. Yeah cuz sleepy time. I don't have a drop for that No, it's the dumbest thing you've ever heard and you go. Where are you getting this information about ancient Italy from that your? So this information about ancient Italy from that you're probably saying that. Yeah. It's about ancient Italy. So this is the most annoying thing. I have a little package here that I have to play for you guys

because this so reminded me of Bert Kreischer. And is this a thing? I know these videos. Now, not this video because these shows are going way down in viewership, but some of these videos get hundreds of thousands of views. So there's dummies who are sitting around and watching people Try to figure out who the presidents of the United States were and shit, so she's Canadian So she's like I don't know anything about

Was our first president George Washington? Really? Yes! Who was our second president? No, that's, who the fuck pays attention to that? I'm not even 100% sure. I'm not sure, I think I know the third. Teddy Roosevelt.

Definitely not. I mean, they're just so stupid. And it gets worse. Because it's not like one of them is dumb and they're just so and it gets worse because is dumb and they're like, you got this. Carl P. Good certain tricks pronounced an idiot, you learn certa

what I do is I'd sort of say the last name I use it initial All right, so this goes on as they try to figure out who presidents are Hamilton Alexander Hamilton was a president right? Oh, yeah, he's on the 20, right? Yeah, it's not that you have to be a president to be on the 20 or on money I just there's very few reasons to know who the fuck that guy is. That's what I'm saying Dane Okay, he's on the 20 people can literally didn't have to swear yet. He's not on the 20 clearly They don't know about spicy Halloween candy talk

That's coming up next for sure. Yeah, I mean these guys are so fucking boring with this conversation It was there in Hamilton was he a president? He's on the 20, right? Like none of this is correct. And you would think that the one guy who Dane is on the computer would look this up and be like, Oh guys, actually no, this he's on a computer, but he still doesn't know what the fuck's going on. Wait, wait, wait. He's on the flip in 20. Ask me a question. But there's Benjamin is on the hundred and he wasn't even a damn president. He was just some dude. What? He flew a kite and got elected? Yeah, but yeah, but that's not president activity. That's crazy man activity. Wait Wait, wait, he's not the president. I think Dane might be mistaken

No, Benjamin Franklin was not a president. I that is correct No, I mean, yes, that's correct That is correct. No, I mean, yes, that's correct. Who is this? What are we arguing about? I mean, I would love to go back back in time Marty and show eye-dubs what he turned into it. Like is this what you want to do with your time on the internet?

This is insane. And let me just wrap it up because Anissa thinks she's hilarious with some of the dumbest shit I've ever heard in my life. But I'm still confused about what you thought I was gaslighting you about in what I was saying. I think somewhere in my head I was thinking Benjamin Franklin was the guy who flew the the kite with the key on it. He is.

He is. Same guy. Thomas Edison? Thomas Edison did not do that. Thomas Edison is the one who marketed electricity after Tesla invented. Oh Tesla invented it Edison marketed it and then sold it as his own invention wait Franklin thing with a kite They're gaslighting each other. It's fucking insane Tesla invented electricity

Trisha Paytas tried to say that we don't need gravity and it's not a thing? Yeah, that's what this reminds me. Yes. Yes. It's like these fucking people got famous. They don't deserve it. They have no reason for being here. They shouldn't have an audience. And then it obviously at a certain point it shows. Yeah. Their true colors come out and just like, Oh, you have no business talking in front of a microphone. You're a fucking moron. And you know what? I have to tell you this, because I'm an idiot too. There is a remedy for this.

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20% off your order So I caught a whole bunch of anisa just talking out of her ass all right So let's check out clip 9 where she's going to be talking about balls which obviously she knows nothing about yeah Yeah, have you guys tried putting your balls in orange juice and see if you can taste it? Hello is that a thing? Yeah, apparently. No. I've tasted things through an IV. Yeah. But not through orange juice on my balls. Let the dog lick it. Put orange juice on your balls. See if you can taste it. your your balls don't have taste buds on them It's a thing though

Okay, next podcast In the tropicana day and you should as well and let me know this is not a real thing She says it was such confidence though such as ass now There was an episode of the Howard Stern show yeah, but Richard Christie claimed that he could taste beer with his asshole He didn't get a lot of him right I was like I'm rooting for you Richard I think you can do it turns out yeah the taste buds are all in the mouth yeah it turns out not in your balls did he say he could taste through an IV yeah yeah that's stupid yeah he's an idiot also he's dumb Anissa is really the idiot of the show but he he really is he's not he's not helping out at all

So the episode that I checked out was all about Voicemails and we will check that out in clip 6. Okay. Oh exciting because the main objective of this Podcast is to go through our voicemails, oh crap. Yes, we're set up on voicemails so that's what we're gonna listen to right now. Wahoo! Yes, precisely. Yeah, even they're so excited about it. They want to do a whole episode listening to voicemails. Because they have nothing else to do! They don't have anything to do. I brought this up on a Drew show. Yesterday I did the Drew Lane podcast and I brought two of the daughters of Sylvester

Stallone to a show together. And it's these two chicks in their mid-twenties who are attractive and rich and they give, you know, fucking advice, which is insane. And one of the things they do is they're like ask us for help on things they just go to like the viewers Or listeners writing in yeah, what should I do about this guy? I think he's happy. He doesn't like me He just uses me as a cup bucket This is like such a cop out. It's the easiest thing to do on a show ask me for my opinion because it's all I have I'm not educated right, but I have thoughts on things no matter how dumb they are

Right so that's all that's what I have to offer if you've decided that this is a show I don't want your opinion on anything you're a fucking idiot, but the fact that they're just like alright Well, I guess we'll listen to voicemails There's a reason why we see that for the end of the show. I guess we'll let you do our show for us Yeah, let's go to the colors So they not only that but in clip 7 they get a voicemail from a dude who is obviously a troll It's not even a real call. They treat it very sincerely, but he wants to know what tattoo he should get on his dick Okay, I cannot picture getting the shaft tatted. I've heard people talk about the shaft tatting the shaft

I've never heard about balls, but the shaft they wrap it around their hand To tattoo how many times sense yeah, that was a big gesture Okay, big gesture. Yeah, huge dick. Yeah, they assume this voicemailer has But he also wants to get advice about what image he should get on. So they're just talking about like how to do the tattoo. Finally, Dean, Dane, what's his name? Dane, he's like, no, no, he needs more information as well in Clip 8. Yeah, the tattoo artist will know how to do it.

Don't ask us about that, but okay. I think he was also asking if we had any ideas for a good nutsack tattoo. Like I don't think he has a good idea of what he wants to get. So do you guys have any ideas? Yeah, only one good option. Oh, okay. Negative space tattoo.

Like blackboard, negative space. Black balls? Yeah, I mean, well, no, it would be like, you do like a cool pattern for the balls. It just looks sick. I could see that. I think that would be great. I was personally thinking like, so in these areas like your elbow,

spider web, spider web, spider web balls, spider web on the balls. So not only is it the dumbest question, but that was the dumbest advice. Well, also, a nice was so sure of herself. Yes. And everyone went, what? Yeah. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah. She's a moron. Well, she wants them to differ their balls in OJ also.

They're both really fucking stupid. So at a certain point they're talking about sports. They're talking about the Harrison-Butker commencement speech and that's ridiculous. But then they get into, all right, well, Ian, what's your favorite sport to play? And Andy, if I ask you, what's your favorite sport to play? And andy if I ask you what's your favorite sport to play? Bowling perfect. You had you had an answer you got to it great Let's see if you can figure that out. Nice I wouldn't dominate though. I suck at basketball. I don't like it football

Playing playing no. No, what's your favorite sport to play if you had to play if I had to play it? Yeah Imagine you're a kid and your parents are like you have to play a sport. I made you're on a podcast What would you say See, this is my problem Because you're buying just like to think of things that I might be good at, rather than necessarily whether I enjoy them or not. Share them with us. It's really hard for me to conceptualize what I enjoy.

This is fascinating. I think I'd have to play it now. I'd have to play all the sports now in a single day and compare. Okay, well, just instinctually, what do you... I don't know like probably baseball maybe Fucking white I Thought most like the best players were all like South American. Yeah Wow. Yeah, so after all that Alright, well, can he name us for I feel like it's the end of jeopardy and SNL where it's just like just a letter

Right any letter will do And it's like 12. Like, ah, fuck. Just name all sport. We'll believe you. Baseball. Why? Because I'm white. There's very few white people playing baseball.

This is not the 60s anymore, sir. Back to the racism. You know, Anissa is very supportive of him, though. In my clip four, she thinks that he is a riff master, which we obviously just saw in this last clip I do think that you self riff really well though Yeah, you're most right like good throwing shit at a wall. Yeah You can do that, but I think you can only do it by yourself. Yeah, you can only self riff It's like what is that like he's only good at self riffing That's why they just failed so badly at the sports talk. That's not that's a thing, right?

Self-riffing. No, I don't think so. Yeah when no one's around you make the funniest comments Oh my gosh my conversation when you were in here before all you guys showed up fucking amazing. Yeah, I was kidding I think I did better but whatever Go figure. All right. Another reason why Anissa sucks and and this is just true of anyone whoever talks about the TikTok video they saw. I don't know why we're taking so long to ban this fucking thing. Can we just make this illegal in the US, please? It's ruining people, this fucking TikTok. I saw this crazy TikTok today of this black woman who was responding to the commencement speech who she was like basically like fuck you all you are is a kicker, you suck ass and her like her pictures were all like her working as like a nurse during COVID or like going to school and getting a degree and then her

like being a defensive lineman on like a high level men's football team. And she was like, you fucking suck pussy. It was the funniest TikTok I've ever seen. I loved it. That's amazing. Yeah, it was cool. Sounds like the funniest TikTok you've ever seen, Vanessa. Amazing.

Amazing. That's so cool. This person on TikTok had the same political ideas that I do. And then they made a video and I was like, that's the funniest thing I've ever seen. TikTok was way better than the show we're doing right now. If you're doing a podcast and you feel compelled to talk about TikTok videos on that day, never podcast again. That's my advice.

Turn in this Thursday to what are these socials everybody on Instagram there was this kitten and there was a ball and the ball would get pushed away from the kitten and then the kid would be like where's the ball it was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life yeah just show the video don't describe it oh fucking boo she did it would be bothering in the episode that I was checking out too she explains some guy who painted his room with the blackest black pigment and then fucking boo she did be bothered in the episode that I was checking out to she explains Some guy who painted his room with the blackest black pigment and then he can't get out of his room And she's like this is the funniest thing ever and everybody goes ha ha Yeah, yeah, there are better things to do than to watch this show. Thanks for reminding us

Yeah, we go scroll through my feed and other shows are funny All right, what do we want to do to wrap this up? And is there anything else that you wanted to share with us? I need you to deep dive. Oh Really? I mean, it's just more of like them fucking around with Tana Tana's reaction to it. All right Well, let's go play clip eight because there's a funny part in there and this is called cup of tea And this is something stuttering John can get behind where Idubbz pivots away from you know saying that making fun of his children and starts fighting his enemies in a boxing ring so they did Creator Clash is that's and they were supposed to be a documentary that never came out and you saw that

other guy talking about that there's supposed to be a second one right right so this is footage from the first one where he's kind of apologizing for his past self i also want to give some clarity to the post-fight speech that i gave i mean it wasn't a speech it was a phrase i was like you know i'm not I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea but I really do appreciate the support and you know thank you for coming. That was addressing the people over the years that I neglected and I left behind you know the people whose feelings I you you know, didn't take into consideration. Those are the people who I was addressing as I know I'm not everyone's cup of tea. Anyone who thinks that I should be shouting the N word from the rooftops. I don't want to be your cup of tea. That's

doesn't make sense. He got his ass kicked. He looked like shit and Watching people that don't know how to box try and box is fucking pathetic. Oh, yeah, I've seen the crazy Can we set our jet by yeah, it's not great. I don't know what flavor of science that is, but it's not sweet those Harry Potter Jelly beans that are flavored like boogers and come right that flavor of science By the way speaking of which I'm actually pretty bummed out that this Paul Tyson fight has been called off Yeah, I was looking forward to that. I was looking forward I was gonna gamble obscene smiles of money on it for some reason I don't even know why you see that Roy Jones is trying to step in mm-hmm

Roy Jones jr. Is really step in for Tyson I don't know if Jake Paul would be to that but I think Roy Jones would destroy For Tyson I don't know if Jake Paul would be to that but I think Roy Jones would destroy Well, why Jones jr. Probably's in better shape yes, he's a younger guy yes, and he was fucking he was amazing Boxer I'm not sports guy, but I love watching him box yes for sure anyway. That's enough boxing time You guys ready to move on anything else we want to talk about? I thought you were going to play the boogers and gobs. Well, I was a little late on that. I was transfixed.

Fair enough. Anything else you want to hit that you guys picked up on? I think I'm good. Okay. Let's never talk about this again. Let's never talk about this again. There's a lot to talk about. I don't want to talk about any of it.

As I was doing the research, the deep dive into this whole stupid world, I'm like, oh, I want nothing to do with any of this stupid YouTuber drama. It's not even relevant now. Like no one's really talking about these people anymore. Yeah. Seems like I dubs is a, everyone's kind of like, all right, we're over it. We've all moved on. Yeah. We can all come lane. All right. That means it's time for our. Ringe of the Week. Ringe of the Week. And this one comes in from Urb Beta Patched on the Discord. And I do appreciate that. So, there's that guy who gives financial advice to people. It's been blowing up. People really enjoy this show.

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Well, problems. Wow! You were doing it on RuneKids? Oh, we never even got to third base! You have to be able to achieve an erection! That is not... Not good right there. I want to thank my friends at Magic Mind. I brought them up a few times I brought Magic Mind with me to Las Vegas and thank God I did I couldn't have done those shows without it It's a long day on Saturday doing the creep off and who are these podcasts? Lucy you were there. I was you know the deal. I I do and I couldn't do it without Magic Mind

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And now just to punish you for doing that, you know, it's no different than, you know, police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do. Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. Now I checked in on this because I went Trump was just convicted of 34 felonies. He is going to have a field day with this. Fucking guys off right now. He's not putting out new episodes. Come on Tom, this is your chance. Turns out Congress wasn't in session. Yeah, like what the fuck, Tommy? What are you doing? But don't worry. This is a show from just a few weeks ago, and if you remember

Joe Biden was out with Howard Stern. You guys, hey, you guys see about this? I don't know why I'm doing so many impressions today. Joe Biden went to Howard Stern's show. It was like the worst interview anyone's ever seen. It was fucking insane. The question is that Howard is asking Joe and his made up responses. Well, Tom feels differently than I do. And you gotta give him credit for the way he weaves this joke.

I don't know anyone else in the history of the world who would come up with this punchline based on the premise I just told you. Hello and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. A lot's been going on. President Biden did an interview with Howard Stern. I thought it was a good interview, but it took quite a bit of criticism mainly from podcasters and comics who don't understand the supporting a presidential

don't decorate the walls of their own feces. Guys, want me real quick. You guys wa one. So the interview he t the reason why a podcas like I put into it breaking dow And the reason why a podcast like me didn't think it was good It's not because of all the analysis I put into it breaking down Why the answers were all made up bullshit the questions are ridiculous

No with clips that would back that up right with custom back that up and all that no no the reason why is because I support candidates Who when their supporters poop on the walls of the Capitol building? Because that happened right that's why the interview was good that's why the interview was good because January 6 were I don't think there was any pooping going on was it Tom what the fuck you're talking about how are you how do you want to joke like that you're garbage and I gotta tell you I'm gonna play the rest of these from the monologue.

This is my advice to Tom Myers. When you write down your joke, cross out the punchline, try again. Whatever you come up with the first time is always wrong. Every single fucking time! I don't know that I think that that's what's happening. I think it's that he might get it right the first time and then he's rewriting the end the punchline so many Times that it's become nonsense. I okay that one. Yes That example I agree with you on yes, that was fucking nonsense

That was just like a white man mad at Trump again or Trump supporters like that guy. What about January 6? What about Hillary's emails? Take out the first paragraph of your job That day the first paragraph and then because oh College will always tell you whatever you come with your first punchline is the same thing that a lot of people think it's too obvious And so you want to like rethink it and see if you can do a better job Can I work feces into this and work feces on because that's always fun. All right I do have examples of like just punch. I'm just like well well, yeah. Okay. But this next one's not one of them. I don't even know what this means. Listen closely. I have a theory that they're all so jealous of Biden because historically speaking,

he's the only man who could meet an 81 million person bring. Historically speaking, he's the only man who could meet a 81 million person bring. I think I know what it means, but I'll ask around first any ideas No, I am not there go for it. Okay, Tom lives in a world where he does open mics and open mics or contests funniest person in Baltimore contest and There's usually three factors and one of them is how many people you bring to the show And there's usually three factors. And one of them is how many people you bring to the show.

It's a bring show. Okay. So he's, I think that's what he's referring to. An 81 million person bring? Oh, let me play it again. Now that you understand what I'm thinking as far as my contacts. I have a theory that they're also jealous of Biden

because historically speaking, he's the only man who could meet an 81 million person bring. Oh, I have to also acknowledge that this episode, Jeff Heisen isn't there, his biggest cheerleader. So he doesn't really get the reactions that he usually gets from his co-hosts. Oh, yes. Yeah, which is fun. It's usually so much more boisterous. Oh, this one right here. This is a rare occurrence where I don't know how many punchlines tom thinks he wrote here

And i'll actually listen close. Tell me how many punchlines tom thinks he has in this next bit South Dakota governor christine gnome continues to face backlash not only for the story about her shooting her kid's dog but also for stories she told in her book that weren't true. She says she's gone out and removed some of the items from her book, which is ironic given the title of the book is No Going Back. One of the items in question is that she met the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un. It's easy to presume she's met him as she speaks with all the terror of anyone who's

ever read the news on North Korean state TV Coincidentally no going back is what Christine gnome said once she brought cricket the dog to the gravel pit He finally paused so I'm sure the last one he considered to be a pot slide Yeah, were there two or three other ones in there, baby seemed like he was three But okay zero was a multiple-choice joke, but what I love about this is that normally he gets that reaction I'm sure this is out of that. I know he edits his show Normally he gets that Right or that oh

They're giving him nothing there's like was that a joke was that Trained They're giving him nothing. There's like was that a joke? So, all right, here's another one now this is an example I Probably came in a little bit too hot on Tom with his punchline writing This is a good example of that. The primary election occurred this week in my home state of Maryland We're recording this on Tuesday, so voting's going on now as we're recording this, but it's likely that former governor Larry Hogan will be the Republican nominee to succeed the retiring Democratic Senator Ben Cardin. We think we got rid of Larry Hogan, but now he's back, which basically means he is our equivalent to herpes.

So the politician doesn't like, now has another office. He keeps coming back. to herpes So the politician doesn't like Now has another office. He keeps coming back like her like her way. Yeah That's one where yeah, definitely cross out the first attempt punchline. Yeah, that was a good example. That's a good example Just like yeah, okay, but a shorter joke so there's a trade-off success all right Mike Lindell the my pillow guy There's a trade-off success. All right Mike Lindell the my pillow guy Happy this guy is a punching bag for the left as you guys know what a clown what a clown shoes This guy is I'm sure this is low-hanging fruit for a guy like Tom He's probably gonna crush him right here

My pillow CEO Mike Lindell says he has talked to a lot of Democrats who say they're not supporting Biden this November I find that suspect as the only Democrats who are willing're not supporting Biden this November. I find that suspect as the only Democrats who are willing to talk to him are the voices in his head. Huh? Oh my God. He stinks. Why would the voices in his head be Democrats? What does that even mean? What's he talking

about? That was pathetic. That's so bad. That's so bad. And anybody could write a better joke. Anybody could! And I love that this panel is giving up nothing. It's like, okay? If you say so.

So now RFK Jr. came out and said that he had this brain issue. Oh boy, watch out. You don't want to tell that to Todd Myers. It was revealed that years ago, Robert F. Kennedy Jr. admitted to having a worm in his head that ate a part of his brain and died. Dead worm is actually the medical condition that explains why he has only six children, which is a low number for a Kennedy. Holy shit. All right. I just realized what's going on here. You know that book that we have it might be behind me Yeah, yeah, creative cursing free just like here's the first thing

He's just like flip through just like rfk were miss had our case six children Yeah, try to get that so you don't match up, but I'm a big funny bad guy That thing behind you of that guy jerking off there reminds me of Doing what it like and I'm saying Jesus stop not everything is worthy of the show I guess is my point like some of these things like alright that didn't work that it makes sense He tries to connect too many dots instead of the two obvious ones. Yeah, no shit Yeah, every time every fucking time he has a worm that a part of his brain come up with something about his intelligence

Yeah, you know that I don't want to wear this jokes for like Pat Oates gets out Example you're warming your head, well, what you would say is something absurd. Give an example. Give an example. You're warming your head. It's the same as voting Republican. Republican kids are stupid. Yeah. Fully, there was a vaccine for that. You

know, like say, whatever. Okay. So, now, he's goes from there to RFK Stadium in DC. In Washington, DC, RFK Stadium is set to be demolished. That place holds a lot of sentimentality for the residents of the Baltimore DC area, not the least of which is the memories of all the drugs done there during the annual HF Festival. So that's just a music festival that's held at that stadium. Thank you. They did drugs.

Sounds like fun. I mean, what are you talking about? Yeah, people remember it fondly. Like when they got high and watched music they like Yeah, oh It was supposed to be a joke. I'm sorry. I'm not sure I think that time is such a square And he literally thinks like hey if I say doing drugs that will be edgy like boggett transplants a great example They're just like I said boggett and that's's pretty funny right now. We know he hasn't got laid Do you think he's ever done drugs? No, okay? I don't think he has No, you know what he might have snorting weed and our okay

He might have gotten hotboxed by like some guys who didn't like him in high school You know they stole his wallet at least. He never did anything again. Such a loser. So alright, Tom, win me back over buddy. I'm sure you got a hilarious joke with a punch line that we could all get behind. Ukraine funding bill was finally passed by the House and signed into law. The main objection came from very conservative

Republicans who wanted to keep the military grade weapons here in this country so we could continue to carry out public mass shootings. Oh, that's not funny at all. That's awful. Yeah, that's a terrible punchline because it's a bummer. It's actually like a tragic event. Someone should punch those punch lines up, I guess. Jesus Christ. I mean, I know you hate Republicans, but Tom wants everyone to hurt as much as oh my gosh. Speaking of fucking dumb punch lines. So there's a few things you have to know about time to understand his humor. One is that all Republicans are racist. And the other one is the southerners. Southerners be stupid. All right.

So keep that in mind for this joke. The Northern lights were visible in most of the United States this past weekend. Reactions were mixed across the country. For example, in the South, they were greeted with shotguns because they thought it was another UFO invasion. Okay. Let's break that down. They shot at the Northern Lights in the South because they thought it was another UFO invasion. Everyone in the South took out the UFOs in 1968. They won. They thought it was another one. What the fuck is he talking about?

He's got to win at something. What the fuck does he mean another UFO invasion? Did I miss something? I think he's admitting that there are UFOs. I think he is too, but I don't remember the UFO invasion that was fought by the South. Holy shit. Tom, I get it. Southerners are dumb, but you're dumber. You're much dumber. So then after he does his monologue, this is my favorite part of the show. I've mentioned this many times. He transitioned to the panel discussion. And this is where you see just how witty Tom is I think those are jokes. He wrote down he had time to write him down read them now. It's like, okay What if you just sit with the people that you're doing a show with you just have a discussion riff time a little banter Yeah, I like to call it. Let's see how he does at that

And now on with the show, please draw me a welcoming chip Jones polite kitty ward Morrow and Nicole blessing I'm doing okay. I Know it's weird that that's like That's it seems like that's the least bizarre thing that's going on in this particular campaign season like we're gonna cover the we're gonna cover the One main presidential candidate being on trial later this episode But it seems like one candidate saying oh a worm ate part of my brain Right, like that's that's the new normal for 2024 now. You know what's really

weird about it is that that's the third episode of the TV show House. Ever watched the doctor show House? Yes. And the reason I know that is during that time when house is on my wife was diagnosed with with a brain tumor and one of the original diagnosis they thought was that she had assisted sarcoma in her brain That dude brings up house and that broad goes, yeah. So I saw this TikTok video today about a guy with a brain tumor. Jesus Christ.

Tom, your show is terrible. I don't know what to tell you, man. I know you like to call me podcast Karen, but learn from it. He's going to strike my channel again when we post this video But what he should do is listen to me and learn from it another person who should learn from their mistakes Bah bah bah bah bah bah for the man, for the man. Bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum, bum. It's been a while since we checked in on Opie. And Opie is about to make his trek with the family to the beach,

spend the summer on Long Island, and he won't be at Gebhart's anymore. So we only have one episode left of Opie hanging with his buddy Matt, the owner of Gebhart's. Bringing his soundboard?. Bringing his soundboard. We bringing his soundboard? Oh my gosh, you hear that on Blind Mike? Yeah. Blind Mike had a great segment. It's up on YouTube. You should find it. One of Opie's buddies that he does these shows with for whatever reason has like a soundboard and there's no idea how to use it. It's as if nothing's labeled.

Opie will say something just like the most random sound that I've ever heard. Like Patrick Muggle used to do. Right. but it's worse because they're in a crowded bar Noise or sirens outside. There's fucking our alarms going on power saying that he's horny It's like there's already you can already hear like background noises. There's a guy like smashing a soundboard for no reason. It's insane But this is this is soundboard free. The clips that I have for us today because just Opie and Matt and a guy who I can't bother to learn the name off because I don't care, but he's like the comic relief guy of the show for some reason, which you know, you'll find out why he's, uh, he's quite the

talent. He went from, uh, Anthony Cumia to Carl Ruiz to, uh, whoever the fuck this guy is. But look at their learning. They're upgrading. They have microphones now. Tommy Fester saying you sound fantastic. Wow. Say an audio is great.

It only took eight months to figure out the fantastic. We finally got fantastic. Just barely fabulous. And now we're finally fantastic as we shut down the whole thing for the summer. Oh, what's up, chicken snake? How are you? So we still doing the roll call thing? Is it still a thing where you get on and you're like, oh, who's the first one in here?

This person's not face, but they're on Instagram. Like nobody cares. And it's crazy to me. when did Opie start podcasting from Gebhard's or any bar? 2018 I think. Pretty sure that's when we first started covering Opie and he was in crowded bars podcasting with his super reporters. Yeah, when he wasn't spinning in the streets. Right. He would have a Zoom recorder. It's 2024 now. And now he just figured out, remember when I was on the radio, we all had our own microphone? Should we do that? Yeah. Actually, yeah. If you're going to have

three guys on a show, why not each of them get their own microphone? Oh, that's a good idea. They all got their own hats too. And remember how we were in a room where you couldn't hear a homeless guy getting hit by a bus? Maybe we should do that too. Well that part I don't like. Pepperidge farm remembers. All right so of course Opie has to react to his surroundings at all times because he's a child this is what children do they see some out of the corner they're like whoa look at that. A bumblebee. A bumblebee is a great example. This is him getting distracted by NYPD on horses walking down the street. Has anyone ever been to New York City before? Yes. Okay.

Have you ever seen a police officer on a horse before? Okay, me too. This is not a big deal in any single fucking way, but to hope it's amazing. You gotta ride motorcycles. That's right. That's right. Oh damn. All right.

Big fans, big fans in here. And why pay day rolling by on the horsies Oh a blue car. I knew he was gonna say horsey, of course Wow, look at all these horsies and then opi after that he goes on to say like I was telling my wife the other day I never see cops anymore He lives in what Manhattan? Upper West Side and they probably don't need to patrol that much, but he doesn't have any doesn't see cops anymore. And the other two guys is like, I see cops all the time. And then it turns out that Matt has a story actually about this because he's the owner

of Gepards and they had a little bit of an issue. Let me tell you, I saw cops on Saturday. I saw cops on Saturday in the bar. Is this the story that I said I might be able to tell? Oh, we're telling it. All right. Saw cops on Saturday in the bar. Is this the story that I said I might be able to tell oh We're telling it all right because I was I was live streaming I'm like I think I might have a story to tell but it's really up to Matt Oh, no, it's totally fine because we're gonna get the guy all right. What happened? Yeah, so it's a Saturday morning four o'clock four thirty in the morning somebody kicked the door in and

Got into the registers and stole just a small amount of petty cash, but no, no, they stole thousands of dollars, right? Matt, wake, wake. There's no reason to lie about it because we're not getting it back in the first place. And secondly, unless you're my insurance agent over here, we're not, we're not telling the insurance company because it doesn't matter. So opi is zero comedic instincts. A thousand dollars right? Wig wig. But also Matt's not good at this either. Cause he doesn't even go along with it. He's like, actually no,

it doesn't matter. I mean, we're not going to get the money back. Yeah, I know. Okay. Well that's not- Great anecdote. Yeah. That's not helping either. Like you can help out Opie a little bit. Yeah. But Opie reminds me of the uncle who is going to tell you how funny was it work. So then, so I said to him, I'm like, wait, he probably sold thousands of dollars. Wait, wait. Like, yeah, no, Gary, it's pretty fine. I bet everyone cracks up when you're there at the office. Pretty good

stuff, but they all really enjoy your company. So you just heard that Matt had somebody at 4.30 in the morning on Saturday night kick in the door and steal money from the cash register. How is that even possible? 2024. And I thought this was a funny comment. This place is very secure though. Nope. Not if you could just kick in the door and take money out of the cash register. I didn't think that that was a possibility. And I've been to Gebhardt's. It's a busy location. So even at 430 Saturday morning. Yeah, right. That's pretty busy. Yeah. Bars

just closed and stuff. And the fact that you're just able to kick in a door, there's there be an alarm system. Would there be things that make it so the registers can't be open? Maybe someone's still in there. Yeah, right, that too. I'm gonna bring in my buddy Cardiff. I don't know if he's friends with Opie these days. I don't know where those two sit. What's up, Cardiff?

Oh, hello. Oh, hello. Uh-oh, where's your volume at? Let's talk a little bit. Again? Oh my God, you're so low. Hold on. Oh man. It's such a strength. He's talk a little again. Oh my god. You're so low Hold on Or you can't hear it all better

Now you're very quiet. I think Helga broke my shit All right, well you work on that I'm gonna play the next clip here because, so Matt just had a new baby three weeks ago, but he also has a daughter who's two years old, Millie. And when I'm watching podcasts or being broadcasted from a bar with a bunch of guys just drinking beers, I'm always like, why not incorporate a two year old into this? That'd probably be pretty sweet. Come over here. Matt's daughter, Millie.

Watch your step. You want to come up here? Pop up here. This is Matt's daughter, Millie. We're collecting money for her today. Say hello. Say hello. Say hello.

No. Say no. Smarter than Opie. You sound like me when Anthony was talking politics. No. Anthony, you're a good boy. Say hello? No, say no. Smarter than Opie. You sound like me when Anthony was talking politics. No! Actually, it sounds like serious exam when you ask if you could keep your job. Because Opie's joke didn't even make sense.

When Anthony was talking politics, I was like, no! About what? What do you mean? Which part? What are you talking about? You think he makes everything a bit about that? The guy walking down the street. Well, that's like when Anthony Just looping in his head That horsey over there reminds me they have this discussion about is this the youngest person's ever been on your show before OP Meaning Millie so OP tells this anecdote they make a joke that goes over OP's head completely. Is this the youngest guest you've ever had on?

Don't touch him. In all your years? Yeah, I guess. Maybe for the moment, we got a younger one. Oh yeah, and like I said, we had a pregnant woman on our show to try to give birth live on the radio. She was younger than Millie?

She would have been. She would have been. She would have been. We failed that day that she just couldn't start the labor while we were. I know what you meant. Yeah. Thank you. What did I miss? Don't worry about it, man. Was that the best joke of the entire time, too?

I guess. I mean, it's terrible. Yeah. But Opie's just like no no No, it would have been a newborn like it made it hard to be younger than somebody was just born that day All right, oh, but you're not following along. It's fine. It's fine. We'll just have our own conversation back here Holy shit not to mention there's been on the show before yes, correct and was younger that yeah Well there was this time in this church.

Right, right. Oh, yeah. We might have had. That's as young as you can get right there. OK. Opie then reveals his fetishes. Now, as I mentioned, Matt's wife just gave birth three weeks ago. So Matt's wife is breastfeeding. That's all I'm gonna say. And let's just get right into this clip.

Oh no, I know what's going on. Your wife is breastfeeding somewhere in the establishment. She's over there, she's under her cloak. It's like a cloak. She's got a cloak. You wanna look at the cloak? Oh, sorry. You gonna take a peek at the cloak?

I wanna take a peek at the cloak. That's my other fetish. Will you stop bringing fetishes around to me? You have a cloak fetish? I have a female when they're pregnant fetish. I think it's a kink. You have a kink. That's a kink, right?

I would say it's a kink. If it's a fetish, you kink it off. When I see a good looking pregnant woman that gets the juices flowing a little bit never acted on it Okay, and then the the next one is the is the other breastfeed. Yeah Really? Oh, yeah. Come on. Let's go down there Right you're doing it where dude. She's so close. She's around. Well, you gotta go down there That's one of the creepiest things I've ever heard in my life You gotta go down there. That's one of the creepiest things I've ever heard in my life.

Like, breastfeeding is a turn on for him? I mean, I'm not gonna kink shame, but it makes me very uncomfortable that he's talking about this in front of a two-year-old who's playing with a microphone and like... You're not gonna kink shame. There's a baby involved in this activity that he's turned on by. No, he wants to be the baby. He didn't say that. He said he's turned on by breastfeeding. He goes, where is she breastfeeding your three-week-old kid? I want to see you I gave him way too much credit is what just happened. I was thinking that he was saying yeah I want to breastfeed you would

You would think that you wouldn't admit to something that involves a three-week-old and you being sexually aroused. I Would that would be logical I wouldn't cuz that's a turnoff for me So the other thing doing says he goes pregnant chicks. They get the juices phone I've never acted on it in fuck your wife while she was pregnant. What are you talking about? What was he mean never asked I never raped a pregnant Turned you on we needed to act on it that whole fucking thing was so weird. I Don't know what to make of it would it be better if the kid was four weeks old Yes, yeah, it would did you guys hear a potato?

There was something whispering in the background We're gonna say had a oh nothing. All right. I Opie's gonna come out with breast pumps on in the next episode. So we did it. I hope so. So fast forward, Opie's got this amazing idea he has for his friend's wife who's breastfeeding now. If you're new to this. Don't worry, it's winter out below.

If you're new to this, we are making breast milk ice cream. We're going to do it. But she needs more talking. What did you say it tasted like? I'll tell you why I'm asking. Because the other day she's in the shower removing little clogs so she can get ready to start pulling the milk out. Because it gets a little clogged.

You know that thing you wear that Dutch people wear on their feet. Whoa! Holy shit, alright now I see why this guy has a microphone in front of him. This dude is fucking corny. Good stuff buddy. He's got wooden shoes on his tits. Right? Ah?

Ah? Come on. So she can get her boob up to eye level for me You know how plumbing works and it's dirt. Okay, so now we're talking about literally making breast milk ice cream Mm-hmm. Hey guys, if you're new to this, I'm talking about the creepiest shit you've ever heard I'm gonna eat ice cream that was made with my friends wife's Breast milk not kidding. My stomach is like turning over. It's disgusting. It's fucking gross. Doesn't it? You also stole the bit from Superstore.

From where? The show Superstore. They made breast milk cheese. What is this a Canadian show or something? Cardiff you gotta increase your mic volume. I'm barely fucking to hear you. How's this? Like this same. I have got everything on max. This is insane. Yeah, there's got to be something else that you're coming back Oh, let me let me leave and come back in okay. I leave the room turn the knobs down before you Fucking you're piercing all right, so now Matt's gonna describe how he's also I think opi's egging him on to drink his wife's breast milk or something.

So now Matt's gonna talk about that. He's squirting out in the shower. So I'm like, can I? Give me a little bit. You went in. Give me a little bit, yeah. Because I had it before and I was like, wow, that's not bad. But then I was like, I need more so I can figure out

what Opie was talking about. And I'm sipping it like a wine i'm trying to figure out what is it you said it was something like it had a plastic or a fish what was it no no no no what all right maybe i'm the weirdo and i'm okay with that if that's the case is this a sexual thing yes okay yes is the answer to that that's weird people say that it tastes like like honey do not they do plastic or fish As the things that might sexually arouse us you can go suck off a fish all you want opi Yeah, you don't suck on that chicks tits like what if that fish had eyebrows So opi goes on to explain that pat duffy's wife gave them breast milk

that they made ice cream from back in the day and that the first couple scoops were great and then it tasted like armpits I mean none of this makes any fucking sense to me I I try to do my research and know what I'm talking about in this show I pride myself on it I watch it like the fuck is going on right now this is so embarrassing so you haven't been on any porn websites That's what you're trying to tell us not to talk about breast milk every Every girl that I know that has been pregnant has said that guys have hit on her specifically because they wanted her breast milk

Oh, I don't like milk. I guess am I weirdo. It might be you What are you doing later And he looks like he's gonna puke It might be you. Hold on, you guys won't make eye contact with me. Am I the weirdo? What are you doing later? I hate you. Andy looks like he's gonna puke. I know, I know, right? I've never heard of any of this. Okay, good.

And yeah. I think that a lot of men are interested in drinking from the teat of a... That's for the baby! I don't represent the masses, but I got a woman pregnant and didn't give a fuck about that. These guys don't have kids. You don't have a kid. Weird.

Alright, let's get back into Opie's bad instincts when it comes to running a show or doing a podcast. Where's your mama? Can you go get your mama for me? That's alright. We're just hanging anyway who cares man. So Opie has Millie's up there and Matt's like okay that's enough let's get out get out. No no let the two-year-old hang out this is awesome it's just a hang. But you're streaming it on multiple platforms Opie it's not just a hang you're trying and he even said we're raising money for Millie's college fund tonight All the super chats go to Millie's college fund. He got zero super check. I just say don't spend that

Yeah, it wouldn't matter if he did make money it means nothing and just the fact that Opie there's no one watching the show It's so sad and pathetic right now the fact that they would even bring up super chats Because he literally just goes through and just reads the normal chat Which is like what Aaron Imhol does it's the lowest form of podcast The people walking by are having a much better time than the viewers or the guys putting on the show So or Millie is there a possibility? That things get actually worse than this with a two-year-old there and them just hanging. Yep. Show us what you got. What is that? Oh, bring it on auto. What is it? Come here. Don't trip for the first time on our live stream

from get thoughts. Show it. Show the, show the people at home. There's the new one. Whoa. What is that? What's his name? What's your name? Can you say your name for the for the people sir? No Hey, it's me. This is insane. Well, it was smart. You would have overdubbed something Yeah, and made that fun at you live from good art. It's willis If he was smart he is not he would have done something like that So then you know opi loves interacting with people in New York City It's one of his favorite things to do. Oh, he's great at always so he's so good

He's so funny, so he sees this old lady walking down the street now. Here's something that I know about old ladies You don't want to surprise them. Well., it's kind of like- What does their breast milk taste like? I don't know anything about that. Here's something I know. It's kind of like when you want to get up close to a rabbit. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like, don't do anything fast and startle them.

You want to move slowly, like, everything's cool here, right? Opie's technique on this is all wrong, I have to say. Hey, how's it going? Oh my god, hi! Oh my god, hi! Hold on, let me get you on camera. He's catching up to you. He's three weeks old.

She's already dead, OP. 108. This is the 108 year old right here we were just talking about! Come over here for a second. This is my son Otto Otto show us your tits She can't be on the live stream today All right good to see you and also with you what's in the bag so shut up Yeah

That was really exciting for a second wasn't it? it was like WOAH HOLY SHIT LOOK AT THAT alright she's just gonna walk away I thought I'd seen it all Jesus Christ he's so stupid and then another old lady walks by and OP

this is my favorite OP comes up with a joke and he looks over to the other guy who's the joke. Sir. He's like, huh? Watch this reaction. Uh breast milk ice cream and he brought it in and the first second of eating it tastes like some of the best. How are you? I remember you from last time. I'm still the same person. You're still the same person. Don't go changing. I loved you in the Wizard of Oz. No, the Wicked Witch when she was older. Oh, yes. She looked just like, you know, in

Maxwell House. Maxwell House. She was core of the Maxwell house lady. What I loved you in the wizard of Oz It was almost like a Joe Manner. He's And the guys look at Mike When she was older when she was older, yeah, it wasn't laugh out loud funny, you know It was a dream. Oh, he couldn't take it that much time She was older I feel like I'm podcasting with the scarecrow right now Really had a braid this one

Speaking of not having a braid so Jake Hudson this one. Speaking of not having a brain, so Jake Hudson recently came on OP show. And again, I didn't pull this clip. OP did. OP put this on his channel. This is OP crushing it with Jake Hudson as only, I mean, if you think his interaction with old people is great, and it is, wait until you see him with a mentally deficient guy who likes to call into people's shows. Well, you kind of have the Stanley Kubrick look to you and I love the, the walking around your wood panels, double wide. I also want to, I want to talk to you.

I mean, you've got the Stanley Kubrick vibe right now. Yeah. By the way, uh, you like my beard? Not really. Do you hang upside down to make believe you have, uh, you know, hair on your head? Uh, actually, I hate, but by the way, I want to ask you this. Oh, or you asked me a question and that's fine too. That was his clip. That's what Opie put up like, wow wow look at me crushing this guy good stuff DSP reacts to Nick Reketa. Holy shit. I'm not watching that yet Could be here all fucking day people let's bring Cardiff back off Cardiff. How you doing, buddy? I think so. Is that better?

Yes, there it is. Separate knob. Okay, good, I was gonna say write it down. Write down what you did to do. No, but it's a different thing every fucking time. Yeah, I know. It's a different window. I've been there.

I've been there. Hey, I got a couple of videos I wanna play for you guys and then we'll move on with our lives, but this won't be a long segment, but there's some really good stuff happening at the Dabbleverse right now. And I want to start with 1-800-DABBLER. Yeah. 1-800-DABBLER on YouTube is putting together these prank calls using Suthering John audio. And this one, I put it out and I was like, I don't know. And then I just was letting it play as I was doing something else. I was like, oh shit, this gets really fucking funny.

So this is a recent one from 1-800-DABLER. You have reached 1-800-DABLER, F-S-J-F-K-B. If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please check the number and try your call again. Welcome back to another episode of 1-800-DABLER. So this is Quadfather AI, right? Yes. Is that what we're hearing?

This is amazing. Let me tell you, I am beaming with the super most excitement to tell you about this call. The Duke calls up some Medicare scammers and his wet brain don't seem to be working that great. You can't tell, but I'm so worked up I have a rock hard member right now. Where are you fucking about, Sarah? Where are you? How much coke have you on? I gotta go man One bucket, woah I'm a 1-800-Doubler guy

That's just a fact, Jack! In a recorded line, it's my pleasure to assist you You have parts A and B of Medicare Yes Great, thank you for that information. Let me quickly grab your license agent from your area to check on all of your benefits and help you the most, okay? Do you have your Medicare card available?

Hold on, let me find my info. You see where this is going? I don't know where it is. Alright, hold on. That's okay. It's okay if you don't have it. I've got to find this. Hold on. How do I do this? Now it's funny again. I've got to find it now. Yes, it's okay if you don't have it.

I saw it too. Yes. Red, white and blue code. Another requirement but that's how the recording process. Can I get your zip code sir? requirement but as help of the quoting process, okay So here is I don't know where it is. Yeah, it's actually not a requirement, okay? Okay. This might be a real call for all I know. All right, can I get you a zip code, sir? The code is not a requirement. Yes. Hold on, let me find my info. Okay, there we go.

I see on the line. We got it. I know. That's great. Starting to lose my patience. Yes. My zip code is 90001. 90001.

Yes. Thank you. And in addition to Medicare, are you currently enrolled in Medicaid or any other state-sponsored health program? Yes. OK, and do you have your Medicaid card available? Which one of you guys had it for me? Uh... Uh... Uh...

Uh... I... I do have a parade... Yes! Uh... Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do I wish. So here is the... Okay, there we go. All right. Okay, there we go.

All right. Here we go. So here is the... Ever popular. I can't find it. I got to find this. Hold on. How do I do this? That's okay.

Can I get your first and last name? I can fill this with you without the code, okay? My name is John Melendez. There we go. Keep them engaged. Very good. And your date of birth? October 4, 1965. You have that ready to go.

Do you reside in the state of California? Yes. Okay, thank you. So if you'd like to speak with a licensed sales agent today about your Medicare insurance options, please say yes. Yes. Thank you. You will hear some whole music followed by a brief recording. Please stay on the line until it ends and the licensed sales agent will be there but it's complete again yes thank you

fantastic 1-800-DABLER on YouTube and then the other one I wanted to play another fantastic creator is Sheet Sh said oh and she shitter said Move on from the call though. Did you see the one we'd me and OJ did no So I'll I'll find it. It was the OJ show OJ in the morning Everybody check it out Sunday mornings on obnoxious John's channel The end of the show we were we were we were talking about 1-800-DABler And I I kind of said I wonder what 1-800-DABLER and I kind of said, I wonder what 1-800-DABLER gets you. So we called live on the air and it was one of these

life alert scam fucking companies. Oh, you've won a brand new life alert fall system. So I did the call as John, I kept him on the phone for about 10 minutes. Oh, sweet. Oh yeah, I'll tweet the clip out. I know my loss interest clipped it, but uh, OJ's channel, he cut it out. He got out some of the nuances. Awesome. Yeah. Alright,

so Sheet Shitterson has been putting together some great videos and what I love about this is John is once again threatening lawsuits and the latest lawsuit, I think it's because Shulie says that John's committed felonies and he has evidence that he's committed felonies And John's going you can't say that and are being arrested for a felony So now he's gonna sue everyone So she chitters and decided to put together a little compilation of all the times that John has threatened lawsuits For the past six years John has

Constantly threatened to sue people in the devil verse and a spout total of zero lawsuits. These are some of those stories. That is the truth. I am going to file on Friday. And you know, those idiots, if they don't provide the proof they say they have, oh, what a shame. One is the lawyer claim

privilege lawsuit against Vince. So Vince can sue Carl and Julie. We saw him filed. You're about to get arrested. You can't dox people who live in the state of California. And don't worry, Joey. My P.I.

who is on my fucking payroll is filing. Well, what does versus Joey C claim illegal docs say result never filed. But I will say, and I've discussed this with Vince and he knows this to be true. When he got me fired from LA at USD, that is a fucking severe offense. Now, it is my legal right to have Twitter tell me who it is. That is a fact.

So that is what when you were mentioning all these lawsuits. Yes, I am talking to an attorney about that. Well, what does versus muttering Jay claim getting Jon fired from LA USD result never filed? You're watching Never Filed. I have tape of Bob saying he's gonna try and get me fired from LA USD, which he succeeded. That is breaking the law in the state of California and I could now sue you and win

Melendez versus Levi Klaive also getting a job fire from LA USD results never filed remember after dabble con one when we thought there'd be nothing else to talk about How much has happened Carlson comedy comm get your tickets we have the dabby award Saturday night some fantastic category is gonna be bigger and better than last year Hackmania to I have a double con. Oh, I'm looking forward It's confusing earlier. I talked to my attorney yesterday. He called me.

He said, John, don't talk about this lawsuit with this corporation. We are going full steam ahead. And this will happen. But it will be for a large amount of money and also to protect the LGBTQ community and the African American community. Mr. Patriot claimed to save the LGBTQ and African American series I'll never file. And what has been done to me by comedy at the Carlson.

Oh, no. By Vinnie Paulino. And. Goes against our agreement and says. Our agreement that he wrote to me and that he promised was, Lady K and the shit-wearer are on the no entry list as I requested. But then, but then, but then he reneges. He breaches the contract. Oh, and guess what? I checked with my attorney. That's a breach.

It's called repudiation. Utah breached up. What does Mr. Kevin Carlson claim not keeping the bullies away from? Never filed. And in closing. My lawyer once told me when people say I'm gonna sue you They're not suing you. Idiots. Alright, so that was fantastic, but then just a couple hours ago he released part two of this.

Yeah, I was gonna say that's not even all of them. That's not even all of them. There's so many more. There's way, I don't know how he finds all these. It's a very impressive sheet shitter son. Here not even all of them. There's so many more. I don't know how he finds all these. It's a very impressive sheet chitters. Here is part two of this. For the past six years John has constantly threatened to sue people in the devil verse and has filed a total of zero lawsuits. These are some of those stories.

Part two. Just got off the phone with my attorney. As we are planning to file my lawsuit against Rocco and whoever whatever guy he's hiding behind. But what does Versus Potato Puppet and Ravens Cheerio claim copyright violations of X-Way's wedding video? First of all, Casey was told to make a retraction and it was not very much of a retraction as far as I'm concerned. I thought I'd be over it. I thought he fucking itchery

retraction. That's it. Nobody just digs himself a bigger hole. He's going to leave me with no choice, but to sue but what does versus Casey Armstrong claim outing John as a sex past and a shit sheet shitter result never filed And then you have this loser in Rochester who decided to finally make the key mistake by actually saying That I was fired from a show which I wasn't

For being drunk, which is now a defamation of character libel and slander so you better save your fucking shekels because I'm coming after you you prick Melendez versus hamburger claim carol said job likes drinking more than working drinking more than working. This is why I called my attorney DJ because if Benny or Andrea says anything to the pain me. I will sue them not through legal shield. I'm talking real.

But what does the sex mods claim they spoke the truth about John result never filed Lawsuits coming and it's not gonna be a civil one. It's gonna be a criminal one That's all I'll say about that When people say I'm gonna sue you They're not suing you They're not yeah Fan fucking test. Oh, I have to say is mensa mensa mensa. Oh my gosh so many

Great creators in the dabble verse right now. We're really our peak season, which is great Much like how everything ramped up for hackamania with erin imholt and all that nonsense everything is ramping up right now for devil con 2 it's the way nature works speaking of steeltoe eddie valentino just posted this in our discord i haven't looked at it yet but i guess erin's talking some about me. Let's see if we can see what he's saying. Carl recently posted something where he is denying it again. What kind of egotist can't simply admit they were wrong about the divorce said to see from a once promising young man older than Aaron. Yeah, of course I have. So I did post a video today. I actually went over

this last night when we were doing our review of Vegas. I did a little segment where Aaron goes, you know what Carl's gonna do? He's not even gonna admit that he was wrong about my divorce. I know he's gonna do. He's gonna pull another work and then he made some wrestling reference that I don't understand because I don't care about wrestling. And he's like, he's gonna do this thing into that thing So that I played the clip me from ten days ago admitting that I was wrong about his divorce And asking people who know more about Aaron than I do why I got it wrong And he's doubling down on this like I proved that

He was wrong. I don't even know what's coming from MLC thing is so desperate for attention. I'm not doing any more shows I'm not gonna do my show guys when you do that Any more shows he's like I'm so comfortable on my show right now, and that's like his thing. He's back with Kevin Brennan Ridiculous. Oh, you didn't believe me that my marriage was falling apart. I'll show you He thinks that's a win. Yeah I don't believe Howard stir. He always never shuts up about how small his penis is

Believe me fucking more I hate giving Vinny any credit, but he had a great line yesterday It's like it's like his house is on fire, and he's laughing at the firemen for having mud on their truck This guy Carl thinks that my wife wasn't getting fucked by a youtuber with more subs than me is he he's an idiot Of course she was my young attractive wife that I couldn't satisfy Of course she was my young attractive wife that I couldn't satisfy was totally doing drugs and getting fucked by another YouTuber shows me you don't think that was true girls, what's a loser?

It's this is a weird world we live Never knew that we showed us In life all right Let's get let's get Annie on here. What's up, Annie? Oh, hello. Nice shirt. Thank you. Looking good. Hey, everyone. You bought that from the merch table at Hackamania probably has bed bugs. That was the other thing, didn't we play that? It's on the show. It's on our feed. If you listen to the show, I put out like a what I call a mini bonus. I know that Blind Mike says that's gay. I don't care or no no mini so not a mini bonus mini so that is gay but it's not the gayest thing you do carl not the gayest thing I do right so we put

out the the mini so where we recapped Vegas I cut out the super chats for the audio version of that but I go through the whole thing with Aaron Imholt and it's nonsense of calling me out and then after that talking about how there were bed bugs at Hackamania so like he easily falls for things that he wants to be true he's like Curls is an idiot here's what the fuck he's talking about oh Oh there are bed bugs and hecka mania. Holy shit. I can't be there bed bugs Okay, so I didn't go Dumb guy you guys ready to find out who said it today. Yes. All right, let's find out who said it I don't think I'll go four and one this week now You want is here you won the?

Live show didn't you? I did. I did, nobody got that one. I thought that one was gonna be too easy. I did too. Like when I found out what it was, I was like, oh shit, no one picked that? Damn it.

If Joey C had shown up, we would've had a victory. By the way, I should apologize to Joey C because I was calling him out for not being at our show. Like Joey C wanted to be on the show. I sent him out to run down. I had him on the show. He's not here. He wasn't feeling well.

He got sick or nauseous or something. So he was back at the hotel sleeping. So my apologies. And Mason from Portland was told this information. He was supposed to relay it to me. Whatever. I was busy. I bounced around.

So I never got the information. So my apologies to Joey C. All is forgiven. Everything's good. Call off those guys. All is forgiven. Everything's good Call off those guys No, I hate trouble sir Welcome to who said it the official podcast game on W ATP brought to you by patreon.com slash card of electric and the card of electric YouTube channel subscribe today Okay, Carl and co-host, Who Said It?

Our first entry, Who Said It? The Boston Red Sox are no longer called the Boston Bees. Who Said It? Are no longer called the Boston B's who said it what? Maybe cuz it's fresh up my mind, but I'm gonna go open Any like Opie would say we think Lucy. I'm gonna go with Ray. Yeah, that's probably good to guess Andy tiny T Annie I Also thought it was right Mr. Chris, I went Opie. All right, two Opie's two rays and a what TT and a T That's right. And now I'm assuming he meant the letter B

But I didn't know if it was actually like buzzing bees honey To three I don't know. You'll see. I don't know. All right. Two, three. Hey, there's a poll in 2016 by the Washington Post that says that only 10% of Native Americans are pissed off about the Redskins. Okay. Okay, that poll was debunked in 2020 with another poll, because that poll was, it was done in a way, first of all by a phone call, and done in a way that was disingenuous. And the results were disingenuous. The one that I quote was 50% of Native Americans,

which is 50% enough to change their name. But why? And then I said to these nerdnicks, I go, are you mad that the Dodgers are no longer called the Trolley Dodgers? Yeah. Yeah. Are you mad that the Dodgers are no longer called the Trolley Dodgers? Yeah. Yeah. Are you mad that the Boston Red Sox are no longer called the Boston B's?

Are you? Are you mad that fireworks aren't still called? Kurt, what's he talking about there? Is that true? The Red Sox are one of the oldest baseball franchises I know Boston had I think at some point they had a different name, but I don't think it was the Boston B's The Chicago C's the Boston B's the Atlanta A's Francisco F's

New York N's They're still called that. Pretty good this year. Our next entry. I just want to drive to the mall. And get a fucking pretzel. At Wawa. Who said it? I think it's Kevin Brennan. Kevin Brennan's always talking about Wawa.

What do you think, Lucy? That's what I also was going to go with, but now I feel like it's wrong. I'm going to stick with it though. All right. Andy. Chad. And Annie? Opie. Producer Chris.

Opie. All right. One, two, three. And wah-wah's there like wah-wah, two, three. And Wawa's there, I like Wawa. So I'm like, I'm a simple guy. I don't need a lot of, I don't need fucking be at a party with JLo. I just need to fucking be able to drive to the mall

and get a fucking pretzel at Wawa. So I don't know, we're moving. It's just a matter of when and and where you know well All our apartments too small and then I'm paying rent to and I I can't I gotta get a fucking mortgage I gotta get some fucking equity if you know you know put you in touch with this guy man. He who's that lower left there? Yeah, that's an interesting group right there We have Kevin running with Shulie agar Adam Hinnicker and Chad Zumach Isn't that fun that of all those people Kevin and Chad are still together?

Good stuff Kevin smart moves your breaking news Yes, the Boston Red Sox used to be the Boston Americans. Okay, and for a while the Boston Braves Okay, never the Boston never the boss All our apartments too small and and i'm paying rent too and I I can't I gotta get a fucking mortgage I gotta get some fucking equity if you know, you know, i'll put you in touch with this guy man. He our next entry Greg luganus has got aids

Who said it? Okay, that's fun. I am gonna to go with Chad Zimak on this one. What do you think, Lucy? I'm going to go wild card with Tommy T. Okay. Andy? Opi. Annie?

Tom Myers. Producer Chris. I went Zumak. All right. One, two, three. Greg, we can't cut the diver. What's got your name? I'm going to go with Tom.

I'm going to go with Tom. I'm going to go with Tom. I'm going to go with Tom. I'm going to go with Tom. I'm going to go with Tom. I'm going to go with Tom. All right one two three Greg The one with AIDS Greg Greg, who gainest has got AIDS is he just known for having like a big Greg I think he's I think he's known for taking big wee-wees. Oh Greg Luke. It is doing well like a big we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we

we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we we Yes, he's better at fucking jumping it swimming pools and you quad Maybe that's wrong for yes That must be it or maybe he's talking about how Greg Luganus used to dive into other man's asses our next entry Topical stuff. Love you to kick is my domain pretty much Who said it topical stuff is my domain pretty much? Goddamn, I am gonna go Greg Opie Hughes. What do you think Lucy? I'm gonna go with John Andy

Chad Annie the alien Producer Chris John right John one The alien. Producer Chris? John. John. One, two, three. Just do it.

Or do you just stay away from that kind of stuff and just go for a different approach? Well those who know me know that tropical stuff is my domain. Okay. Pretty much. I'll go ahead and cover subjects that no one else will Talk about on the album, which is titled words of mass destruction. Okay, plenty of political stuff

All right, well that sounds cool we will have to check it out Oh, we'll have to come and be part of it so we can and we can sit in the front row and it out or we'll have to come and be part of it so we can sit in the front row and tackle. No we'll just laugh hysterically. Alright. Please do. It'll look good for me anyway. I'm sure it'll be funny. It'll be easy to do. Well Tom Meyer. He looks so creepy back then. I know it's so bizarre. You know what he kind of looks like? Gone. Is um fuck I'm drawing a blank on his name. My least favorite actor of all time who actually won an Oscar for some reason even though He's terrible at acting. He looked like Zed from fucking no pulp fiction Okay, they went medieval. Yeah

Yeah, I could see that you mean Z Z sure or Mike White Z Z sure or Mike white How did he get on all these shows he's not all these local shows I brought his comedy was yeah, it's so weird her next entry It's fine. You want to break my balls Who said it? Who would say that? I'm gonna go Tommy T. What do you think Lucy?

I'm going back to John. Chad. Alright Annie? John. Opie. Alright. One, two, three. You know I don't like what he said to you about that abortion thing.

I would have fucking clocked him. I don't give a fuck who he is. Oh believe me. That's my motherfucking kid It's funny. You want to break my balls? You don't want to play my jokes She you know you you want to pay me shit, and I love Howard right so I don't want You know I'll never watch my shit cuz he's too good for my shit. I guess but one day. Maybe you won't be you know but But that fucking that ain't right. That's not right. That's your fucking kid. Yeah Our final that was Tommy

You want to break my balls Nice Wow I pulled that one on my ass. What's the score right now? What do we got you got to? Go Cardiff is leading but Which one did you get? That was many things ago It was one that just she and Carl had to say yeah. Oh, yeah, KB. That's right. That's right. Sorry. That's alright So Carter has how many three three? All right, here we go Tree double or nothing ladies have rights. Only fans and abortions. Who said

it? That sounds like a KB joke to me. What do you think Lucy? I also was going KB. Andy. Chad Sumac. Producer Chris. Too clever. Fuck, Tom Myers. All right. One, two, three. Of course, I had another baby right the fuck, but I wouldn't have an abortion. I'm not an abortion kind of girl. I mean, I believe in abortions. Go have your-

Yeah, ladies have their rights. That's right. Only fans and abortions and all the things that women do now. That's great But I wouldn't have had an abortion, but if you want to have an abortion go have an abortion It's my point. But yeah, I mean that's how I got that That's all for this time. All right, now, you know Who said it sit you gene sit good dog And the winner is tie yeah, it's a tight carl that's right a man named carl For a tie is a win now yeah

The tie goes to the podcaster that's the rule that's how that works all right well I want to thank you guys are coming over spent a while so we did a Wednesday with the whole crew here Lucy tight box you've been very busy you're very busy in Vegas yes we did lots of things yeah stuff what are the things and stuff wonderful are you able to were you able to get like podcasts and all the things that you do my plan was was to do that, but I was too busy in Vegas So instead I have some other stuff coming out on my podcast You can check me out at once over with Kaylee on YouTube where I do movie reviews

I just recently reviewed the usual suspects actually with Annie. So everybody should go and check that out Yes, who is Kaiser so say even Yes, who is Kaiser so say even And I will be talking about serial mom with Tony from hack the movies next week Okay, and you can also check out my patreon where I review popsicles in the least sexy way ever and also put the stuttering Johnson inside of me very good. Yes, and We talked about this. Where exactly? You'll have to subscribe to find out that information. Surgical.

We talked about this and I don't know if you want to do it or not But I did offer to come on your show to talk about unfrosted. Yeah, you're coming and also I think Jen might be fighting you over this position. So oh does she want our money frosted sure does Join me on the other side will come I was just unfrosted so shocked by how bad a movie that was have you seen it Yeah, yeah, because I just did Jerry Seinfeld for all apologies. It's out today. Oh, what was he apologizing for unfrosted? Hopefully when he was oh no we went on fly on the wall and Saying that Howard Stern was all right like out How flanked or yeah outmatched so by podcast but saying that? Dana Carvey is a better at podcasting than Howard is at being on the radio So but then we've got into a bunch of other scandals that Jerry's acquired over the years

One with Bob Goldthwait. It's fucking amazing. It's he sure so There's a pretty good episode nice. We got Shana Matt Lauer on patreon. What did he ever do wrong? Yeah So yeah, check out all about these podcast calm. All right, very good and Annie I guess you were just on an episode of once over with Kaylee anything else going on I host a video game review podcast over on YouTube with myself and Dylan from somewhere We'll be coming back soon to review Hades. It's a roguelike game Heavily based on the story Pretty excited to come back and talk about that

We don't have a date for that yet, but you can check it out on youtube.com slash at WITGS. Yeah, just subscribe at the notification bell and then you'll know when new episodes drop for that. And Cardiff, you're a busy spud. Yes. Patreon.com slash Cardiff electric. And of course, check out the that's the reality show this morning

Oh, yeah, I want to talk to you about this you were on that reality show this morning with that reality show I don't even know the name of the show I got your back. So you're out there with Helga and Lisa. How did that guy watch it? Yeah, I'm excited to see it How did they go? It was it was it's hard to communicate with those two. It's it's a little challenging Uh, it was, it was interesting. It's hard to communicate with those two. It's, it's a little challenging. We love you, buddy. Did you talk politics at all?

No, but I, I learned a couple of things about Helga and I think she might've pranced around and murder evidence at some point in her life. So, okay. Cool. Yeah. One of her neighbors was murdering children and burning the dresses, but Helga decided to pull them out of the fire pit and wear them I mean, there's no way that how it is ever telling the truth about anything right these stories wash Well, there's no reason why somebody would be burning children's dresses other than the fact that they were killing them But I can think of a couple other reasons good wills a little bit too far of a drive. Maybe I don't know I don't know. I don't know if it's good wills a little bit

too far of a drive. Maybe I don't know. I don't know. Alright, very good. So, people should definitely check that out. Guys, we got some gifts that have come in recently. There's one for producer Chris, I think, right? Is that what the pink one is?

It's lighter than I expected it to be because it's huge. This is producer Chris. Oh, producer Chris has a gift and then there's one for Lucy over here too. Remember who are these calm you can get our address if you want to send us stuff like hot sauce or drugs or? Sex toys shaped like stuttering John's face. Yeah, although that's been done. That's a little play also tequila is a drug Let's see what Chris has got here. He's pulling it out That looks like the sex toy packaging that I got. I just want to point that out.

We got a lot going on, so keep opening. There we go. Okay, all right. Look it. I opened something in a reasonable amount of time. It's wonderful. I know I need you to stall. I got an amazing movie. It's Deep Throat. Oh, the original? The original.

How exciting. I'm going gonna review it You want to come talk about that too no no not even a little bit Do you know the thing that happens? Yeah? More uncomfortable this or or breast milk yeah It's fine who said that to you that is a good question Fucking shit opening packages on his show now It doesn't say It doesn't say who sent it, but it does have this special little card here, which says thanks for your order

I carry many adult DVDs that cannot be listed on Amazon and at better prices Wow There's anything you're looking for it email me directly at the address below and I will be happy to check Availability and quote you a press that's not shady at all that sounds like you deep discount Also like to point out that the font on this little you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you.

I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you what I'm going to tell you. I'm going to tell you though for who I'm sending you porn and I think this person was fucking this is a great nothing in there I got a very wordy note from Tokyo glow, and I don't want to go through it because it might be oh

Could be boring could be personal. I don't know okay, but I'm still opening the package so oh is this the Tokyo go gift Yeah, teasing yes I know I know it's a real gift. I'm excited. Yeah, so play a voicemail do a review Fishing through that Okay, Carl I have an idea if you want to try to get that missing already laying episode it might be stupid but it's an idea You've said a bunch of times in the past when John's threatened to sue you and everything like that,

that he got the extra money lying around for the lawyer's fees. You have relatives that are lawyers and everything, and you don't really care that much if John tried to sue you. So if Dan is worried about getting sued, which you know John probably won't wind up doing anyways, just tell him that if he gives you the tape, you'll take care of the legal fees. I think it'll wind up being worth it. All right, so I'll get back to that voice out in just a second, but check this out

Silver hair Who's who from Tokyo glow He's the only one that got extra pubic hair and chest hair Thanks for skipping the beer gun too, I appreciate that Tokyo glow You got ass whir Wow, everyone seen everything here? And that was the day I lost my YouTube channel All right

Um, I don't think that If Dan were to release that episode Dan Flada would release the hidden The lost episode of the already like show I don't think the Jack could sue him. I don't know what he would sue him for right? There's nothing he can do for file right just the way that Dan said if I do real if I do releases you can sue me doesn't mean that he can Actually sue him as other wall works. So on the last episode of potato soup

Yes, so I kind of did everything out of order and I know you guys were busy So maybe you didn't see it. I did I checked it out. I pulled clips from arty lang's podcast So the last episode I covered was not The episode i'm talking about now. I covered this in june episode 261 of the arty lang podcast where john said Where it was the fight with john tammi pescatellilli was in, the fight, the drink bleach, the 0-60. I played last Sunday the next episode where Artie talked about that episode, and he talked on that episode about how John called him and asked him to pull stuff out of the episode. So, I don't know, Dan Felaccio, I don't know.

What's the truth? I think, I don't know, I think 261 might be the one that John is thinking And they were they were using the last one I play anyway Well, cuz remember remember John complained that Artie never did pull the things out that he called him to ask him to pull out Yes, that was his big beef with them. It's just like yeah Artie's not a podcast editor Obviously, he's a junkie in a professional comic. So it's all very confusing. Yes, I take Dan as at his word.

He probably knows what he's talking about. And before I play more voicemails, are there any new reviews you want to read for us? Yeah, I've got two for us ready. Awesome. The first one comes from Hal Jalekakic. I think they say it 52124 WATP nobody cares. Nobody cares. Oh, I like that Very good. In fact, I even have the the video version

Lisa I already miss her. Wait, she's so around that's good Is that a five star review? That is Excellent. The second one comes from redsmith double l7 525 24 Personality test do you hate yourself? Do you want to hear people poorly riffing over laughing moments after criticizing others for doing the same thing? Carl is so incredibly likable. It's not a one-star review No, that's five. Oh, it's a five star. Okay, sweet. Well, thank you very much for the reviews

We appreciate that and anything if you're reading those reviews My pleasure. I do have to go now. I gotta get going. Thank you so much for having me everyone Have a great rest of your week. Bye. Good to see ya All right, let's blow through these voicemails and then we'll we'll move on with their lives Carl I don't know if you noticed I kept thinking at least it sounds like a King of the Hill character She sounds just like when Bill dresses up as Lenore I don't know King of the hell is that don't even know that I know it. Is it alright? It's it's similar. It's similar. All right. Very good. Maybe maybe maybe maybe just do it. Maybe maybe maybe maybe just do it. Maybe maybe maybe maybe you maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe

maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe maybe fantastic. I gave him your cell number. I like it. This is Carlos Emborguesa. I heard that if I came to America, they would give me free money and a place to live. I remember from television that New York City doesn't have any good salsas. So I walked all the way from Guadalajara to the border with my club food and got on the free bus to New York, but they didn't send me to the city. They put me in Rochester's. Now I have to live near people that eat plates of garbage and can't say exactly. Send me

back. I love you. Que Sida. That's a good catchphrase right there. I don't know where we played. I think it was on the creep off. The woman who came from El Salvador with her family and she made the trek all the way to America to be free and whatever the fuck was going on in El Salvador and they put her in Rochester and she was crying about it. She's like, I hate it here.

One of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think channel 13 covered that. Hey Carl. Have you seen, I was looking back through some old podcasts and just remember the Sleepy Cast and Schmucks podcast with that spaz kid. Have you seen the, you were writing your analysis that he's much better suited for, uh, the cartoons and animating and voicing that dude has an insane voice. I just saw he has a show on adults swim now, smiling friends,

fucking funny. But I mean, you're right. I hope he gave up on the podcasting because of your review. All, look yourself. Good luck. I mean, yes. I haven't watched that show So they were seeing smiling friends. I've heard it's good. Yeah, I've heard it was good, too But I haven't watched it. I'll check that out. I Just noticed the quad is on the poster behind you Hey Carl Gary and San Diego. Remember when Ed McMahon was the announcer for the Tonight Show? He had a lot of voiceover gigs. He did that Publishers Clearing House.

He did the Budweiser ad. Ed was all over the map. John goes out on audition for a voiceover he can't get the job we haven't heard a thing it's been three weeks now maybe four weeks since he went out on that audition with his baritone voice he should be getting jobs maybe the agents not pushing enough is it up to the agent to get the job or is it up to John to get the job? I'm not sure.

Anyway, rock and roll. He just gave me a funny idea. If John hosted Star Search, but he always wins. I'm the funniest. Get out of here, you losers. I was going to say, do you have any money kicking around we can hire John for the to be the announcer of double con two Oh, yeah, see how quickly he adds that to his resume when we're trashing them. Dr. Steve is fired as far as I'm concerned. All right, I like it

Hey Carl, it's Mondays, I'm gonna cut right to the chase that damn podcast is the worst podcast days I'm gonna cut right to the chase that damn podcast is the worst podcast all right worse than John worse than Tom Myers worse than Opie because like they're all like funny to a degree like ironically yeah when I was listening to you guys talk about that damn pockets I was just stone-faced it was it was awful all right and like premises fucking stupid like two guys and their nephew If I walk up to my uncle's and say hey let's do a podcast. They'd probably say yeah, we didn't molest you We're not doing that Goddamn, man. All right, go fuck yourself. Yeah, it was really bad. There's a really bad one So sometimes those are hard harder to make fun of we're just like yeah, I just want to play the clap

This speaks for itself. Yeah, it used to be easier back in the day. So. Carl, you know, I always wonder why you always, you like to use the term shit on. Like you say shit all over us in the comment section or John was shitting on this, shitting on that. I just realized why you like to use that so much. You're German. Oh! I think he's talking about shit porn.

Probably. Germans are into some weird stuff. I can't get enough dicks in my butt. Let's go to the Bristol's stool scale. Yeah, what's up Carl? This is Paco. Anyway, I want to say that I know Lucy dead box. She's hard. But I was watching the latest, but the one before the latest episode.

And yeah, she's very sexy. Okay, so I fell in love. Anyway, my bad. I'm fucking gone with tequila and cocaine again. Oh no. Oh, I mean, allegedly. Allegedly, I'm gone with cocaine and tequila. Anyway, much love and respect.

Shout out to Lucy Tidebox. Whatta do, baby? I'll let her move. Alright, so I decided I gave Paco your number so the next time he's all horny up on Coke and tequila, he can just call you directly. Thank you. No problem. That was really thoughtful.

I thought you'd enjoy that. Lisa Boswell, Lisa Boswell. That is a funny song. Oh, Lisa Boswell. I'd kick your ass to hell and back. Like Lisa Boswell. Nobody can. Lisa Boswell.

You'll have some retarded babies. Lisa Boswell, Lisa Boswell. Lisa Boswell. Shit,well, Lisa Boswell. Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy, you're goodbye. Hey, this is Joe from Pennsylvania. First time in a long time. So, I'm glad everyone had a good time in Vegas. Glad you're all back.

Glad that I have to listen to the Vegas show like a pour. I pay for the Patreon. I have to listen to the Vegas show like a poor. I pay for the Patreon. I have to listen to those dynamically inserted ads. I don't get a chance to see Dr. Steve talking about sounding. Shame, shame. But I think the worst is that I actually have to listen to Dick talk the whole time. You kept him up there the whole time. His yelling and the overacting, like Tukey does it as a bit, but that's who Dick really is and it sucks. I love you though. See you guys in Hackamania too.

We're not Hackamania. God damn it. Uh, dabble con too. Bye. I made that mistake too, sir. So, I will have the video up. Probably by the time you hear this, if you're listening to the show, I will have the video up for people on Patreon and YouTube and Supercast. I have the whole video. We'll get it up for everyone who wants to check that out of the live show at Hackamania. And also Dick was out for two segments and then we brought up Vito. So it wasn't all Dicked all the time. You take your fucking zucchini or your fucking eggplant for private part and you're chairmaning the ladies canoli. Yeah, that's the stuff. Hostess. Bye.

Oh my god, that just reminded me so potato soup this week. He's playing this old Artie Lang show. And Mario Bosco is the guest on there with Artie. And Artie's doing his stuttering job that he's going to do his fucking impression. And Marius going, Yeah, but arty but arty but arty he's like hey Mario Just you know when someone's doing a bit could you shut the fuck up? He's explaining the Mario how to like be on a show with him, which was very funny Mario did sweeten a couple of jump rants a bit just with the that guy's garbage it was very funny cuz already had a reprimanded multiple times at the very end art is like Mary you're great come back anytime you're always welcome on

the show it's like that he was terrible I was here Mike Bush Eddie out there oh alright that was mean I just got very mean just for a second there I apologize alright I think that's all we have to do today, right? Yes, yes, yes, yes That was a good episode I enjoyed that that was a great episode that was really great Are we done here I think we are ah Carl I love you what happened to Patrick? It's MIA. Patrick Michael I was looking at his patreon he put out an episode recently on there I'm blocked so

I can't get on there but I want to see what he's up to he seems like he nuked all his channels again. I haven't heard anything from him Right as YouTube has even talked to Doug about this last week. Don't with the doodles department. He's a big Patrick Michael fan He's like it's it's all gone again. Yeah fucking guy looking on Discord for suggestions those people that do the real homework. Yeah, nothing. This is it It's over. Thank you. I need closure on this It's over. Thank you. I need closure on this. Goodbye. Hey, bye. Goodbye. I don't know who gives a shit why I'm even still doing this. I'm out of here. Uh huh. Uh huh. Uh huh. Let's watch. Hello penis my old friend. I can't get enough dicks in my butt.