Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep526 - Goosejunkies

Episode Date: June 13, 2024

We start things off this episode with three guys debating which terrible “horror” book written for 12 year old boys is better. At no point do one of these guys stop, look around the room, and reassess their entire existence. Instead they earnestly explain the plot holes and poor character development of a book written in 1993 for tweens.  Andy and Lucy join the show to discuss how cool BD, the baby momma bandit, comes off spittin’ straight facts about Goosebumps. After updates on Aaron Imholte, Lisa Boswell, and Todd Pettengill, we check in on Howard Stern’s latest celebrity interview as he does everything he can to make Tiffany Haddish cry about her childhood. Andy brings us an update on Mint Salad’s boyfriend, Riley aka Young Clippa, getting arrested by Eric July. Arrests are getting a little too common in the Dabbleverse. Then we continue to show how evil Stuttering John really is as he wishes death a guy in a wheelchair who was his friend when the week started. And finally Cardiff joins with Annie for a round of “Who Said It” followed by your voicemails.  Tickets are on sale for DabbleCon 2 on August 16th and 17th – https://www.carlsoncomedy.com/ https://allapologiespodcast.com/ https://www.youtube.com/@OnceOverwithCayley https://www.twitch.tv/thurmatinee Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Oh, legend. The dabbler dance party is there. So it's gonna be a lot of fun. Definitely check that out. Carlson comedy.com. Also, we encourage our listeners, give us five stars wherever you review podcasts, but then shit on us in the comments section because that's funnier. Today, we'll be reviewing a show called goose junkies. Someone suggested this in the discord for some reason. We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it. We've said it beforehand, let's get into it. There's a show that is hosted by the Goosebump Completionist, Micah and BD.

Although I believe they had some other hosts over the years. But basically this is a show that breaks down Goosebumps. Now, my understanding of Goosebumps is that it's a book series for tween boys. But I guess there's been TV shows and movies and stuff since then? A lot. Have there been a lot? Yeah, I think so.

Okay. So these folks cover it all. They're talking about the books, they're talking about the TV shows, they're talking about the movies. There's a lot going on here. And if you don't mind, I'm gonna get things rolling for us as our host introduces what they're up to. We're glad that you're here with us tonight

because we're gonna be talking about superhero horror. And we picked probably the two biggest icons from the 90s to face off. We have Attack of the Mutant from Goosebumps facing off against the Tale of the Gastly Grinner from Are You Afraid of the mutant from Goosebumps facing off against the tail of the ghastly grinner from are you afraid of the dark so these These books that are terrible that are unreadable and are for children are gonna be facing up against each other you excited for that We had a whole panel here to have these two books face off against each other remember Monster mates yes, this reminds me of that only without the fucking is right even more boring

Yes, I was wondering why masturbation better than this. You're right. It's the fucking for sure So there's only three guys on the screen right here and all the same He's good to explain why that is night. We are joined with a smaller panel because I guess I'll go ahead and share the news Bruce and Alex goosebumps for dummies and goosebumpsummies and GoosebumpsEnthusiasts have left the podcast due to personal reasons. We wish them all the best, but they will no longer be on the podcast, at least as of now. Like I said, we still support the guys and we want you guys to still support them despite them not being on the podcast anymore. But we now have a smaller panel and we're probably going to be able to do these a lot shorter now. So that's that's the trade off.

You get less. Yeah. And I'll be happy about it. 40% less. That's good news. I shrink Yeah, so I don't know that I want to watch it if Bruce from goosebump for dummies and Alex from goosebump I know this isn't there why I tuned in Bruce is featured in my episode And I can only assume that his balls dropped and he realized he would never get pussy if he kept going

Oh, that is a child. Oh, so he probably got his first pub and was like I care about pussy now not goosebumps Well, I hope so The game do what you're supposed to do. He did say proportional reasons and having a dry dick is very personal I can't stop beating off Bumps now fuck this shit one more clip and I'll hand over to you guys, but It's not just those two who are missing Spongy's not there either. Did you pick up on that as well? I said my episode spongy also wasn't there. Oh, well, yeah

It was very sad. Let's find out what's up with spongy and then of course spongy He he is now like pretty much an off-screen Panelist for the time being. We have his thoughts in a document and we'll be reading off his thoughts as we go along as well. But spongy, we miss you and we, we wish that you were here, but we know that you're here in spirit and with your words. So it's glad that everybody is here tonight to talk about some superhero horror cause what? No, no, no. You just said we're missing Bruce, Alex and Spongy's I'm glad everyone's here they're not and by the way if you can't

make it to a podcast you don't get to write in what you were going to say I'm saying right now as a podcast aficionado I go bullshit on that that's in my clip five exactly what is happening so two of the panel members aren't there Bruce and Spongy aren't there in the episode that I was checking out and I Don't understand why you would ever read somebody else's thoughts It's not like on Saturdays when I'm not here you like send me a message What did you think about the boobies that were on?

If you're not here, I don't care about you I think it's because they're so interchangeable that it doesn't fucking matter It's possible plug in words. Also. There's such a dorks. They're like can I do a book report instead? Yeah the same What's the due date? Yeah, it's just absurd Which brings us to? Bruce and sponges points BD you want to go ahead and read off Bruce and Spongy for us? So we can move on to the episode? Nope. Alright, so let's go here.

It takes forever. Okay, so first I'm going to start off with- You weren't ready for this? Let's see. I think this is Spongy's- You didn't know he was gonna say that to you. Yeah, it's Spongy. So for the Let's Get Invisible book, this is Spongy's thoughts.

This book, I think, works on despite itself. Yeah, and of course I cut it off because who gives a fuck about what this person thinks that couldn't even bother to show up Yeah, I mean, that's a lack of charisma like I've never seen before Not even showing up. It's pretty impressive. Yeah, I've phoned it in before What else did you pick up on I See what I struggled with with this show. They actually made some good points like some of the analysis that they were making I know calm down calm down. I'm gonna insult them. It's fine Good points about what goosebump they were making okay if I was into goosebumps

I think that they might be making some intelligent points wait a minute. Are you into goosebumps? I can't prove you wrong, but There are many examples where they did not The thing that I didn't get though is who is this show for is this a show that is for adults who like Goosebumps or is this a show for kids? And so there was a whole bunch of things where I was like I just don't understand if you guys are pedophiles or if you are not so in my hopefully the latter yeah well I'm rooting for them they were they were also a little bit concerned about that in my clip 10. Okay. And he almost gave kind of like,

I don't, I hate to say this, but can I even be pedophile vibes in some ways? The way he acts. Yeah, the character in the book is giving off pedophile vibes, not the guys reading the books that are for the tween boys. Right. I mean, if you do want to build an audience

of 11 year olds, this is probably a good way to do it, I would imagine. or be Judas Priest I definitely think that they're veering towards the targeting children here because in my clip 14 you will notice that they're careful with their language If I ever see dark scraping you bet your ass I'm gonna pick it up sorry for my language I'm gonna pick up sorry for my language Bet your ass Holy shit can John buy this person a ring light, please I can't see that all that is Alex and you might notice in the episode that I was ashamed of being on this show

Yeah, for sure okay, that makes nothing Right now I'm good Just wear a pink ski mask for God's sake. Yeah, like an adorable adult. So you might notice that in this clip we have all four of the guys on screen and they're on like a Zoom call thing which is really annoying. Yeah. And they all have their names. So you know it says Goosebumps, Enthusiast, or Completionist.

It says BD Horror, Alex says his name, and then you might notice that Micah says guest user. On every episode. This is episode 16. On every episode he's guest user. Learn how to type your name. You can't bother to type his name into it. Which is sad because Micah be getting some kind of bump from this show if only people knew who he was.

Andy, what did you pick up on from Goose Junkies? Yeah, the episode I watched featured Bruce and The completionist and then the guy on the bottom comes in hot with all these a Kase so Ever and he's gonna be he's gonna get everybody hyped for the episode where they're gonna talk about the 2015 movie Yo yo yo people of the night is your boy the horror tavern aka money Mike aka the yen

Toziky Ozien aka bout to go hit up mrs. Caldwell from the old show aka We ready to go and talk about goose bumps 2015 and hot Halloween. Yeah, well Michael rabbit party is not yeah firstly if you don't aka also known as Talking about goosebumps 250. That's what you're doing. That's not who you that's not what you're known for more of a hat that up to and also you this is sounds like when a CEO of a Pharmaceutical company comes out and starts rapping about glaucoma medicine That's what you sound like right now. Not fucking Teaser last week, but yo yo yo people and patrons of the night. It is your boy

I am BD the baby mama band at the greatest supervillain out here right now in Chicago and Welcome back to the podcast I wish I could also work three hour shifts because I am packed up this week in terms of working. But I'm excited because now it's the evening, we get to chill and we're gonna be talking about some fun segments because the stories that we're gonna be discussing today

are probably some of the most divisive amongst Goosebumps. And you're gonna get some different takes in this episode. So I hope you guys are excited for our opinion. And of course hit the subscribe button, hit that like button. It's free. The economy is expensive. And if you don't, the baby mama mandate is coming after you. Baby mama bandit. Yeah. Is that anyone buying this? No, I'm not buying it. He's got a bunch of baby. I'm not hitting like, so is he coming after me? Yeah, you might be I like that He goes guys. We're covering some controversial topics today, so we're gonna have some different opinions spoiler

They don't they all feel the same way. They're like that's kind of boring Yeah, but and which is crazy too because you would think if they've devoted themselves Especially the goose bumps enthusiast guy who does a whole channel on this shit. If they devoted themselves, do you think they'd find like what's good about these books that are not made for them? There's not a lot of kids' horror media revolved around superheroes. And when it is there, it's very hit or miss in terms of quality I've come across. Yeah, you think? Very niche.

Yeah, kids' superhero horror books are hit or miss? They're not very good? There's not a lot of them? Very niche. Yeah, kids superhero horror books are hit or miss. They're not very good. There's not a lot of them. No shit. I'm not surprised. All right, I'm gonna play this clip for you guys because it starts off with BD, can you break down the book for us?

And I gotta give it to BD. He's well rehearsed or he knows his shit. He does a good job. He's not stuttering or stammering. He does a good job. He's not stuttering or stammering. He does a good job presenting all of this, but it's too much. This format is not good at all. This is what the book is about. So what's the book about? This book takes place with the main character Skipper and Skipper might identify with some of you guys. In fact, Goosebumps completionist background

relates in some way to Skipper because he is a collector Like a lot of us he collects comic books and keeps them in plastic wrapping of course he tries to build them up for their value He's got a 2x speed Captain America comic and swamp 3x speed 7x speed These guys are just staring Who would find this entertaining?

These guys are just staring Who would find, huh? These guys are just staring. Who would find this entertaining? Nine X-Speed! Holy shit. By the way, my software doesn't go fast. Is he just reading the book? He's not reading anything! He's just on the top of his head, which is impressive. If it weren't so fucking boring. Yes.

This is how you filibuster. It's so inconsequential when he's talking about it too. I can't even... Oh my god. It's insane. This is how the show starts. They dare you to watch the show. And BD is not the host, right? No, he's not. I have some big to watch the show. BD is not the host, right? No, he's not.

I know this book is very much loved. I don't personally feel that way. I can get this. I just said all that. Okay. The plot structure is not that good. There's a big underlying mystery, but it's not the worst thing I've read This is a pretty average book. It does have some fun stuff in it and I commend it for that I just wish there was more of it. Oh my god So those are my thoughts. I'm very interested to hear both of you guys. Is he you've said it all Wow I got those insane and I don't know how else to present that just to demonstrate how awful that is So he did he did something very similar in my episode 2 in my clip 7

He's describing the end of a story and again. He's kind of enchanting. He's a good storyteller Yes, overall if it weren't about didn't goosbop Yeah, and also if he would shut up a little bit my problem with your good story time Would you just shut up a little bit my problem with him telling the story in my clip Seven is that he's a great storyteller until he isn't and it turns out that he cannot imitate a gruff voice Which he tries to do and the door the window I mean to this truck opens and I see cold mist comes up and he hears a deep gruff sad voice inside the truck of this man going

all around the mulberry bush the monkey chased the weasel the monkey thought was all in fun pop goes the weasel and then you get some dimension warping some oh no And then you get some dimension warping some Yeah, and it goes on and on and on but I really enjoyed him singing that and then in my clip eight You know I was really wondering but what do the monkey and the weasel represent? I don't see an a down here. Well then never mind I'm sorry Well, what was I gonna say? Well, what was I gonna say? The monkey is the kid and the weasel is the creamy cold ice cream.

I was like, that's an uncomfortable way to describe that. Spoiler alert. Now I don't have to watch this episode. It's definitely creepy. So we heard that he had this hot take after he went through the entire thing. He's like, by the way, it's not very good. I didn't like it. But what I want to know is, uh, Mika's take because as they said in the beginning, they're like, watch out, we're going to have some

differing opinions and things are going to get wild. Uh, he jumped up ahead of his reading schedule to read this. So, uh, Mike, what's your thoughts on the book? The book, it was okay. It's a very middle of the road the book? The book, it was okay. It's a very middle of the road goosebumps book. I literally gave it a five out of 10. It's like right in the middle for me. Okay. Great.

So you guys are both just like, it's not that good. Good. You shouldn't think it's that good by the way. And, and this fucking guy who's like really into this the most, he's almost figuring out that he shouldn't like this stuff. Yeah. Dan, to what both of you said to preface this, this was a childhood favorite book of mine, but now as I read it as an adult, I kind of see why I loved it as a kid. Then I'll get into that, but it's more for the superficialness of it. It's for the fact that it's a superhero book in goose bumps

They're fighting plot holes and shit. It's like this is not like made for you guys to critique in this way You know that right just for a 12 year old to read. Oh, it's fun watching the discover that live Yeah, right. Just like you know this is my favorite book as a kid. I read it down I'm like wow I was an idiot right now wouldn when since you mentioned that in my clip for they're Talking about a scene in the movie that BD. He's on the bottom. Yeah, right there. He's just like The baby I'm a bandit. Yeah, can you believe this happened to the Goosebumps movie in clip four? Yeah, the abominable snowman of Pasadena. I like his design. I like the fact that he's 10 feet tall I like the fact that he's 10 feet tall.

I like the fact that he's imposing. This guy gets beat by a couple of kids with hockey sticks, a Zamboni, a vending machine, and a six-foot-tall plexiglass. I mean, this guy is a bumbling idiot. You would expect this 10-foot-tall yeti to be threatening. You would expect this 10 foot tall yeti to be threatening. You would expect them to put respect on a vomitable snowman. No, that man is getting thrown around like a hockey puck.

He is a complete joke. And that's when I realized that the movie was kind of going more for a comedic route. Yeah. It's not even scary. Yeah, no. The cryptozoic creature that doesn't exist in real life, can you believe he was portrayed by an unrealistic group

in a movie for children? Well, it's funny because I have another clip on here where they're talking about the TV show and the episode that was based on this book. And again, Mike has got a hot take on this. And that's the main problem with this episode. It's not scary. It shouldn't be scary. You're an adult. It should not be scary to you. But then he goes on to prove he's an idiot. There is nothing remotely scary about this episode. One bit. There's so many just, I don't know. I've said my piece. I don't really know what else I can say about it. That's positive or negative. I've just, I'm very neutral to just hate this episode. That's how we're neutral. No, you're not neutral on this.

I hate it. Wait, what? Okay. That's stupid. I don't expect them to be smart. They get together once a week and talk about goosebumps. Are you afraid of the dark? Well, I mean, the completionist, barely.

It's like John conducting a political conversation. He says almost nothing the whole time He just lets that one kid ramble on and on for 20 minutes great But good clip 5 he finally chimes in and we were trying to figure out if this was for pedophiles or not Okay, finally says something and it's this and I've actually had conversations with people who were like You know around the age of 10 or 12 were like, you know, around the age of 10 or 12. Okay. Okay, yeah, that's not good.

Whatever Discord server this guy's on, he should get kicked off probably. Yeah, he also has an uncomfortable love of a child actor. Yeah, that he goes off on for a little bit, which is my clip six. You already brought up the acting in this episode, some of my least favorite acting of the whole Goosebumps show as a whole.

Pretty much every character, minus Noah, who's played by Kevin Zegers. I love Kevin Zegers, he was an airbud, he was in an ABC Family movie I used to watch a lot called The Hollow. Big fan of you out there if you're watching, Kevin. Don't run, Kevin, run. Just run. The problem is he grew up, so that sucks, but an ABC family movie I used to watch a lot.

An Air Bud. Has anyone ever said that before? No. These people need to grow the fuck up. That's pretty much the only thing that he said in the entire episode that I watched. Right. Well.

Was, I really liked this guy when he was a child actor. Well, you guys know he does solo stuff, right? Yes, okay So when he's doing his solo stuff, he gets into the important issues that are going on in the goose bumps community Which we don't talk about a lot of WTP and I feel like to the detriment of our audience Because we're not addressing these hot button issues that need to be discussed I'm putting in my notes. Hey guys, it's goosebumps completionist The title of this video is it needs to be said the gas writing and gatekeeping over the new goosebump show needs to stop

Something that needs to be said And it's about the toxicity going on in the fandom right now in goosebumps Ever since Friday when the new show dropped, people are coming after each other, being so hostile and angry on both sides. I believe, pretending to be care about the Nick Reketa thing that's going on. This is really what I'm interested in. This is what I say up all night. I'm thinking of Rodney King's speech Please I know you you like the show that guy doesn't show people go to families remember that we're all just people

It's fucking ridiculous all right. What else did you pick up on Lucy um well? God this was a this was a really really hard watch for me I did not enjoy any yeah that's the assignment yeah that's what this show is I love when people come on WTP they're just like this podcast maybe watch socks yep that's the goal that's it we did it again everyone so I did I did really enjoy so you said Alex had left the show by the time that you were watching the episode Yeah, Alex is a really really weird dude Don't say yeah, I'm weirder than I think the rest somehow. I guess he is very protective of the kiddos. And so in clip 11 He also is describing curfews, but he doesn't seem to have an understanding of curfews. Okay now

I do have an issue and nobodyfews. Okay. Now I do have an issue and nobody's mentioned this before I'm surprised. What suburban neighborhood lets a kid go out bike riding at the dead of night? It's like 10 p.m. goddamn. It is so dark out there too it's not even like a light dark it is like pitch black out there. Very dark this kids going bike riding like you're sad I don't know if this is normal, but it is very much not normal here. You're not allowed to pass 8 p.m Oh, if you're a minor, so he's not allowed Is not legal and these parents just let them go out a willy-nilly to ride um later in the episode

He brings us up again because he's so I think he was always grounded It's kind of plot convenience Fourth July so pan child way clock convenience in the store story This oh he can go bike riding at night because that's apparently legal in this universe let it go buddy riding a bike apparently legal in this night night completely absurd I did learn one thing though and the thing that I learned from this show was actually in the comment section okay did you get my little screen there? Oh, I did, but you know what, where did I save it?

You know what, I have it, I have it. I have it. Well, what I discovered, I read through some of the comments because I was very curious about them. So this is a comment on episode 16 from Goosebumps AI. He is talking about one of the episodes and books, books short stories that they were reviewing which is called catching cold So he says never thought of catching cold being related to addiction, but I see it now Reminds me of a friend of mine from college who was addicted to butthash really weird

Everyone in his frat would drink beer while he'd brew butthash We all have our preferences I guess and i was like what the fuck is but Worse than riding your bike after dark It's more illegal for sure But hash apparently is a combination of piss and shit that's jane you've Turned it into for me Why do you know what this is? That's an old like trucker? Everybody's doing it at the truck stop. It was like a

Gag that you would perpetrate on idiots like hey Why don't you mix your piss and shit together and inhale it and you get really high it was a prank Well, that's the goosebumps fandom apparently there's some crossover with the people who like to do that Okay, how long do you ferment it for? I'm sure you could get a recipe online. I want to get high off my own farts people say that I do already Sounds pretty sweet So do you think that was a fake comment? Do you think that's a real comment? I went and looked into I went and looked into goose bumps AI because obviously

It sounds like maybe it might be an AI Yeah, I figured it was there's no intelligence Artificial or really in this community. That's like a 20 year old bit that they're just pulling back out Yeah, maybe it was in one of the books. I am the scary books. I feel like I learned something What did you learn Lucy about butthash? Oh, I Learned that me too goosebumps is like the hard seltzer of of horror. It's like I I But I hate bourbon and John Carpenter's that thing so I'm gonna drink white claw and watch goosebumps cuz I'm a pussy I don't know why these guys aren't just watching like real

Oh, I know our movie right when they say it's not scary. It's like we end. It's not definitely not scary go watch Are you darkness? That's not scary and it's also not scary It's a great movie. You know it's fun Andy name a scary movie army of Evil dead No Evil dad what what's a scary movie John Carpenter is a thing there we go all right. That's why you mentioned that yeah now we're talking Lucy anything else you want to? All I got anything Andy anything you want to play for us mmm. Yeah, well

Well, why don't we check in Bruce wasn't there, but there's a lot of talk about Bruce okay, so let's play clip 2 because Bruce is gonna show up and Do his best horror tavern BD impression where he explains the plot of Goosebumps 2015. Oh what happens is it turns out not to be a Actual like child. So wait he has pretty few message that this is who should be talking about good. Yes, all right What happens is it turns out not to be? Actual like child abuse or anything of that nature. It's actually like

He literally has a drawing of like a Halloween thing that he obviously did himself on the wall This is I'm sorry. It's got a great on it thing that he obviously did himself on the wall. This is, I'm sorry. It's got a great on it. Movie or something. And what eventually happens is, uh, they get more curious and him and his friend champ go back to the house, break in and accidentally unlock a goose bumps book. Now the goose and spoke comes to life and basically a pandemonium happens where you know Domino after domino goose and spokes are getting released until

slappy comes to life and all hell breaks loose the city goes wild and It's kind of like a monster apocalypse with just tons and tons of goosebumps monsters Roaming the city people are dying people are getting hurt and they need to save the world If anyone wants to take this you can go ahead Where to the dump? But this is the guy that was too good to keep doing the show Like we were saying puberty yeah, I should learn how to play guitar or something. I read these books probably exactly Girls I want guys with skills

He's also obscuring his identity with the sunglasses. That's true. That's smart It's very cool. He's the coolest robot shit. I posted a discord said too good for the shit moving up in the world You know that was the email that he sent out to these guys All right. Well, that's enough of this horseshit known as Goose Junkies. These guys are addicted to the goose. They just can't get enough of it. All right. Let's move on to our cringe of the week. Cringe of the week. And our cringe of the week this week, actually, it's a sequel to what we talked about yesterday. And we did a bonus

show yesterday, as I mentioned, where we talked about notes that are in john show. But then we also did a couple other things. One of those things was we played a clip of Aaron Imhold from steel towel, bragging about his new girlfriend. And he seemed so codependent and needy about it. Actually, producer Chris gave me a new sounder for this. I wish you weren't a liar. Aaron is bragging about his new girlfriend. And the reason why he's doing this is because a he's childish but B, he wants to rub it in April

and Kayla's face that, oh, I've moved on. I got a new girl and she comes over to my house and we do adult things together. It's like the cringiest shit. That's why this is Cringe of the Week. It's the cringiest shit to talk about when you're a 37 year old man who's been divorced twice. And you're like, guess what I got?

Guess what I did did I got laid Adult things doesn't necessarily mean that they could do their taxes or something This is Aaron the next day, I guess his girlfriend came over to his house. He's giving us an update. My date from last night said I need an air purifier upstairs. Uh oh. Uh oh. I have an air exchanger, is that the same thing?

Like my house just has a built in air exchanger. I'm guessing not for this lady or guy Now why would you say guy? Why would you theorize that it's a dude? Because like I've had the whole April's a beard theory for a while and with the way things have gone like that Theory is holding yeah But it no it was I had a lovely time last night. Oh, was that fun?

I, I would like to do it again today, but Aaron, how about you enjoy just the fact that it was really good. You bask in that, you love that for a while. He's love bombing this chick. And we've all seen this before, these couples when they first get together and it's all over Instagram for a while. Don't he's love bombing this chick. And we've all seen this before. These couples,

when they first get together and it's all over Instagram and they can't stop taking photos and talking about how in love they are. You're like, well, this isn't going to last very long. No, that's not a good way to start a relationship. Should this really be true? It reminds me of someone who just starts going to the gym. Okay. They have to talk about it. Okay. So there's two scenarios. And this is the thing with Eric Neuul all the time with me. There's two things that could be true. What he's saying or the opposite, right? Right. Both are bad. Right? Yes. Both are late. Cause if he's lying about having a relationship with a girl, that's not good.

And if he really does have a relationship with a girl, there's already this codependent on and bragging about getting his dick wet. That's lame. So I can't figure out which is worse, honestly. Aaron, how about you enjoy just the fact that it was really good, you bask in that, you love that for a while. Don't go chasing the dragon and go,

let's do it again tonight. Take some time, enjoy what you did. Enjoy yourself. You are Lenny of Mice and Men when it comes to dating, apparently. You squeeze them too tightly I'm like Jojo the happy Indian boy with my brand new pet Hey, I'm gonna pretend. This is all real. Okay. I don't know why Aaron's a liar, but he doesn't look good again The way he lies makes it look worse So I don't understand him at all so bizarre to me surprise. He doesn't have four air purifiers on his desk already right yes, he's unpackaging them

Ordered one I go ahead and assume that he's not lying, and this is real. Okay. She's gonna dump him so fucking fast She's gonna watch this or something or just the way he acts around her She's gonna be like I gotta move on if I saw a guy talking like that about me I would yeah done done done fucking Red flag after red flag after red flag. He just like he's ready to move her into the house. I love my pet I stroke it and I massage it and I love my pet. You're naughty No, we're doing very well with this one and I'm going to continue to do very well with this. He just comes off as so needy Yeah in these videos. It's just like it's such a turn off for most women. What's the marriage clock?

Is there oh yeah for the for the next one. I think they have uh, december of 2025. All right We should bump that up a little I think so too. Yes Uh, the other thing we talked about yesterday actually on my mini-sode I did, I had Devil's Joint come on, JJ. JJ is the moderator for that reality show. He communicates with Helga quite frequently, and he came on to give us an update on Lisa Boswell. Lisa hasn't been on the show in a while.

Bad news, Lisa has been hospitalized, and the update that we got yesterday when I played the clip, well, first off, Helga's boyfriend Dan is a piece of shit. Is a piece of shit. He comes off so badly. He starts singing Happy Days Are Here Again when they talk about how Lisa's in the hospital doesn't know her name.

It's like, what the fuck, dude? Read the room. We all love Lisa. What are you doing? Even if you don't get along with Lisa, pretend. Yeah, it's called The Lisa Show, really. Correct. It's The Lisa Show. So fucking get on board or get off.

But I was concerned about that because it sounds like she's doing not well at all. Well, there's a new update from this morning show. So we're going to hear from Helga and Dan here about Lisa. Substituting for Lisa Boswell is my boyfriend, Daniel Williams. Welcome to train wreck TV on with the show. God help you. Yep. And Lisa may or may not be back on tomorrow. We don't know. Wow. That sounds like a positive occurrence that's, that's come up. Yeah. It's a nice update. Okay. Let's see what's going on. She's calling. She's been calling me up like crazy, wanting me to pick her up at the hospital.

I said, I may do it today if the doctors say it's okay. Okay. So we went from yesterday, she's in the hospital, she's not doing much, doesn't know her name, to now she's calling Helga, like, can you pick me up? She's sitting on a bench out in front of the hospital and Helga's like, maybe tomorrow. Kind of enjoying my day off over here here I think that's probably true. They do talk about how she's not a very tidy person That her room is quite the mess and they're not thrilled with

She's the talent that's what you have to deal with yeah, right but I need a clearance from the doctors before I do that because Expanded what were who okay, so anyway, I just want to give that update cuz I was very excited about that Okay, good. That's positive. Maybe something will happen. I'd love to see Lisa come back to the show so that it's watchable Yeah, I got the fucking dishes David Lee Roth doesn't do the dishes. Okay With smart waters pure crisp taste, there's nothing to overthink. So while you may be spiraling over double texting your crush,

whether your skincare routine is working because you look the same, or is doing nothing because you look the same, and whatever the heck red light therapy is, it's definitely not that. Don't overthink how you hydrate. Life's full of choices. Smartwater is a simple one. All right, I have one more update. This one came over from my buddy, Erock. Eric Nagel sent me this. Remember Todd Pettengill? Yeah, Todd Pettengill from the Scott and Todd show

that was so often a favorite on Jocktober. Of course, it gave us this amazing jingle. the top 10 deals on cameo everybody he has showed up on cameo former wb announcer and new york city radio host is now on cameo and what do you think he charged all well ask around the room Lucy we think Todd charges for Todd charges for a cameo? Dr. Steve charges five bucks. Okay. What do you think? I think it's out of control like Unreasonably high for what I would pay for a Todd Pettengill message, which is $50. All right. What do you think producer Chris?

one dollar But okay the answer is $100 you're going to get? One No one has purchased one of these yet. But you can get it for your birthday, for Father's Day, for graduation as a pep talk. Hey, hey, failed radio guy. I'm feeling down with doves. How can I be just like you, Todd? Roast is an example. Advice?

Question other. Wow. Yeah, here's one. Tell me where it all went wrong. Send me that camera. For a hundred dollars. That might be worth a hundred bucks. Suicide note, how much is that one? Wow. Yeah, here's one. Tell me where it all went wrong That might be worth a hundred bucks it was side note how much is that one I Think that is worth a hundred dollars actually I think we should chip in alright We'll do the first by the way my buddy Christian Blatt is saying in the chat. Helga wants them views She knows Lisa won't be on tomorrow. She's trying to keep people tuning in.

Oh, I hope that's not true. Helga. This is all a ruse to keep us thinking that Lisa might be back. They're gonna turn on you, Helga. Well, yeah, especially with her and Dan. That's a weird dynamic that is going on between those two. All right, I have a fun little update for us. That's right. My buddy, Mike reached out to me and he said, hey, Howard Stern had Tiffany Haddish on for

an interview and you should check it out. So I said, yeah, I haven't checked it out Howard in a minute. I wonder what he's talking about. So are you guys familiar with Tiffany Haddish? Yeah. Yeah. She's a model? No, she is a comedian. No. She is a comedian

Yes It's funny because I asked my wife she knew Tiffany has was and she said the same things as a model, right? She might do some modeling. She does like comedic movies, but she also has done stand-up. Yes, okay, correct So I feel like I know the name right so she's on the show and she comes on she's in such a good mood She's like I'm so excited to be here. She mentions later. She's been listening to Howard since the mid nineties. She's this huge fan of Howard Stern and Howard being the great interviewer that he is is going to capture that energy. He's going to work with that and be like, this is

great. She's in a good mood. Let's get this thing going. Let's get off to a good start. I can't buy into the fact that you're so positive and upbeat based on your life. And you even said, whenever you get into view, people say that to you. They're always like, man, you're awful life. I mean, you really had a hard life. It's no bullshit. It was, I mean, there's harder lives out there to have. And I try to know the positive side of mine. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. There's harder lives. So again, Howard can't help himself. lives out there to have. And I try to look at the positive side of my yes, yes, yes, yes, there's harder lives. So again, Howard can't help himself. He brings in these wildly successful people who are rich and famous and he goes, how horrible was your life? And

they're like, there's homeless people right outside of this building. I'm going to sit here and bitch about my life. What are you talking about? This is insane, Howard. This is a weird exercise that he has to go through with every gas try and crack this Gene Simmons nut Yes, just like the Gene Simmons thing where he's just like yeah, but growing up was tough right and jeans like I'm 78 years old I don't remember Multi-millionaire 1973 what do you mean nothing to complain about? So fucking stupid, but Howard listened to her

Autobiography so he's figured out all the stuff that he wants to get her to crack on and he's gonna try to make her cry I I swear that is Howard's only goal is to make this funny woman Who's having a great life cry because that's what the people want to hear Yeah, remember when he used to try and get her to admit that she likes anal Yeah, how it's just trying to make somebody cry at the radio. That is fun boring That is funny. The world has changed Howard has changed your father left. Okay. Here's where I'm hung up Your father leaves you you didn't meet him till you were like what 27 or something crazy

Yeah, and then you meet him and you're like, Oh, I love this guy. I want him in my life. I know you had father hunger. I mean, you really, you were jealous your whole life of little girls who had fathers, but you meet this guy and there's no like anger on your part. Like, Hey, fuck you asshole. You fucking abandoned me. Where's the, don't you think it's odd you don't have that anger? No, cause I had the anger in, in my teen years, and I had the anger in my earlier twenties.

But by the time I, by the time he came into my life, I figured, you know, how much more time do I have to be angry? What a mature thing to say. And if I were Howard, I'd be like, good on you because that is the right way to go about this. What's done is done. Do you want to have a relationship with your father or not? You've chosen to have a relationship and try to figure it out. No, Howard doesn't say that at all. Howard's mad for her. But you know, it is what it is. It is, everything happens the way it's supposed to. Because I mean, you say you've been in therapy and stuff and you've worked through some of

this stuff, but I don't know. I have such anger toward your father. I have anger toward your father and I have real sadness for you as being this adorable little girl who loves to perform, who wants everyone to love her. I mean, you were a sweet little girl. And it's okay, so the guy gets divorced from your mom, but at the same point- He never even married my mom he never married her, but he could have at least checked in to see how you were doing You know what I mean? She's so over it Howard needs her to have daddy issues

If she doesn't have daddy issues he can't objectify her yeah, do you think he really cares though? I'm sorry no That's okay. Is this performative empathy? No, I think I think what it is is that howards been in psychotherapy for so long he thinks this is a conversation Yeah, I don't think he has normal conversation I bet when he has those dinner parties and George Clooney shows up everybody talks to him about his childhood at the dinner party I'm gonna be mad for you. Okay. Go ahead. You can have it. Yeah, I don't want to be mad about it Right like why are you insisting that I'd be mad? She literally said like I went to therapy

I've kind of figured out like that's what therapy is supposed to be it's not supposed to be something you do for the rest Of your life and then bug everyone about it's supposed to be a thing where you're like, I'm angry I'm upset with these people in my life therapy helps you realize that you can't change them You're either gonna deal with them or move away from them move on. I don't know anything about therapy I'm just guessing because she seems healthy. And I will tell you, Lucy, I don't think it's that he wants her to have daddy issues to objectify her. It's because he has daddy issues. Howard's big thing is that he wants to relate to all of these people who's just like, I'm still a broken human. You are too, right? It's like, Gene Simmons is like, no, I've never done drugs or alcohol in my life. I'm a multi

multi-millionaire. I've had every hot chick I've ever wanted to sleep with. I'm a rockstar. I'm still touring in my 70s for some reason. People are fucking selling on arenas to see us Like what do you mean? Am I a broken person? I'm not! And none of these celebrities go, Howard Why are you like this? Well, so okay, we're gonna get there. We're gonna get there in just a second Finally. Because Howard asks like why is he angry if Tiffany's not angry? Yeah, I don't know. Why am I so angry and you're not that's the best I mean, I think there's more things to be angry about it's like I can't change that Here's the answer to your question Howard ask your therapist that yeah, and then fire him

Because why are you more angry than she is? It's her life. She's over it. So you should be too. So Howard goes on to explain how he thinks she should feel. And this is a fantastic back and forth. This was the thing that my buddy Mike sent me this. He's like right at the beginning of the interview, this happens. Here's something people should know about your dad. So you bring him into your life. And like even I'm getting pissed off when I'm listening to your story and I go, she's spending money on this guy.

She's being generous to this guy. He didn't give her a dime growing up. You were someone who became homeless. And I go, why is Tiffany, I want that to get you on the phone and go Tiffany, why are you giving this guy a pass? He never supported you and now you're being generous you want to take him on trips you want to you want to just lavish him with with a good stuff and I couldn't be that generous. I mean I admire you for that. I just could not be I could not be that generous

Well, you're an asshole. Yes. Well played right there, Tiffany. Yes. The fact that Howard's like, I would never be able to get over it. And if somebody treated me like that, it's like, well, that's your daddy. You either do or you don't. You know, to be an asshole about it, that doesn't help anyone. I feel like his guests should bill him after the show.

No shit, really. All right. Is he like trying to harness people's insecurities with the way he used to run around saying he has a small cock and there's Oh, you know everybody which is their cock was a little bit bitter and bigger bigger Yeah, that's relatable and now he's just a well everybody's kind of disappointed with the way their life went. So I'm trying to paint everybody in that light so that my listeners will feel like they can relate in that way. Is that what he's doing now? Christian in the chat says Howard absolutely needs everyone else to justify why he hated his

parents so much. I think there is something to that where Howard's like, I still have not come into, I don't have closure with my relationship with my parents. You don't either, right? Right? Right? Right? Right? I feel like he had a good relationship with his parents

by the end. When they used to be on the show all the time. It doesn't seem that way. I don't know. I don't know. Or maybe it's something with him and his kids. I don't know. There's something weird going on.

There's a fucked up family dynamic here that he's projecting on other people, right? Because honestly, it'd be one thing he listened the autobiography She did have a fucked up childhood. So be one thing to address it bring it up But he's like really pushing this narrative. He wants it to be the case because he even every time she deflects goes No, it's fine. And she even says in this she's like well if he was in my life, maybe I wouldn't become rich and famous I don't know. Like things worked out the way they worked out.

It's great. I'm very happy with where I'm at, you know? But Howard can't take that. So then he has to move on to mom. Let's find out why mom sucks. Yeah. And then, you know, when I think about your life, your mom, who was there, I mean, wow, what a difference.

I mean, she knocked out your teeth. She punched you. You said, I, what a difference. I mean, she knocked out your teeth. She punched you. He said, I, I think you were really serious when you said, I don't think I had big titties because my mom used to punch me in the chest and she actually kind of deflated them or something. I mean, and then you know what pissed me off the most about her? When you, when now you're on a roll, you really made it in life. And I don't know if it was, it was after one of your comedy specials or something, and you showed it to your mom and she goes,

oh, my pussy makes superstars or something like that. Something like that. Yeah, my pussy makes stars, yeah. That made me angry. That made me sad. Everything makes Howard sad. It's so weird. I wish that Howard could find some joy in life.

Yeah, he's never found a pussy that makes stars. Yeah, so he's explaining that her mom, since she's become famous, has not been great to her. But then we find out why that is. And it's a very specific reason. In my mind, she says she proud. I can't expect much from somebody that has a brain injury. Yeah.

Your mom, uh, famously went through a windshield when you were eight years old and you had to be, and this is a hard thing in life. You had to come hard because you had to become a mother to your mother. And when you're eight years old and now you're in charge of the household, that's heavy stuff crunchy Like I feel like a feeling off in my body when I think about like how difficult that was how scared I was While we have you crying would you get on the Sibian? So her mom, when she was eight, was in a car accident,

and then she was mentally unwell the rest of her life. And so this is what we're talking about, we're just like, well, your mom's being a real bitch. Like, well, okay, but she is a brain injury. And so Tiffany's going, yeah, I mean what she used to be cool It's hard, but I can't blame her This is so crazy about this like how could she say something like that? She's like well. She's mentally unwell her brain's broken

So that's why that happened, but Howard has to keep digging and now that she's like getting upset a little bit now He sees loving it and did you feel used in a way? Like what is anyone if I don't have a father my mother's in this terrible condition who's gonna love me? I mean who I see other kids getting love who the hell we were you fine We were able to find anyone who loved you were you able to find a mentor or somebody? Who you could kind of connect with when you were that age. Now, she mentions her grandmother, which is not uncommon, I'd have to say. All right, mom's not doing great, but grandma's here,

and so that's good. But I just love the idea that the way Howard thinks, I would never even think to ask someone this. You didn't know your dad, your mom had an accident. Were you looking for someone to love you? What? So you're looking for someone to love you. I was eight. What do you mean? Just trying to get by and figure shit out. I was trying to make sure that I had my school lunch pack. Yeah, right. But that's the way Howard thinks. So, Howard's like, I can't believe you went through all this trauma because

after that, then she was going to facilities and she was homeless and what a fun show this is i know we have a comedian on today let's talk about this so howard's like i man i can't believe you're able to hold it together and finally and he should know this because he supposedly does all this research but she explains that oh no no no things went horribly for me when I was 21. Things were really bad. Are you amazed you didn't crack from all of it? I mean, in a way you gotta put yourself

in a mental state that says, even deny your reality. Like just say, this isn't so bad, this isn't so bad or something. And how do you not crack? How do you just not fucking lose it? I did lose it. I did lose it at 21, I lost it, bro. I did lose it I had like a full-on breakdown like crying. I was like my body broke down. I was like

bleeding for months and crying every day and You know I ended up in therapy I ended up in like a chair bingo. Yeah, how are you? Yeah, yum yum yum yum yum yum. Yum, I'm devouring your sad. I was thinking the same fucking thing and creep Tears that's what he's doing there Yeah, but the thing is the problem though that howard runs into with people like this is she goes yeah, it was Horrendous I couldn't get out of bed It was so bad and I went to therapy and I got better and then I became a big star and now I'm doing great

And I never thought about it until today like Gene Simmons Went to bed every night hoping that Howard Stern would help me and you never did soccer so eventually she figures out a Reason to live her life a reason reason to go to bed every day, and how it relates to this big time. I don't know, I just,

then I got a reason to not have to have, I was like, oh, vengeance, vengeance will be mine. I got a vengeance. Is that what motivated you? Cause I mean, like, hey, I'm just gonna, I'll be successful and fuck all these people's heads up is that is that the vibe is that what turned on for you that is kind of that is kind of the vibe it's kind of like that is kind of vibe that might be a little bit why I'm like a workaholic you know like yeah you know

let me hear somebody say you can't do something oh oh okay oh watch watch me be more successful than you what you said I'm ugly watch them say I'm beautiful, bitch You say I'm it watch them say like, you know My goal is to it in every enemy's neighborhood. I would love my billboard of some movies some stuff There's only walk out the house. They just see me when you look at I related to that so much because That's all that drove me. I just wanted the people who beat my ass to see that I was successful and go I should have been nice to that guy something

like that. It's it's a futile kind of thought but it does drive you. It's unhealthy. Yes, this goes back to the Joe Biden question the craziest question in the Joe Biden interview. Do you ever go on Facebook and rub it in the girls who reject you in high school's faces that you're now the president and Joe Biden says I was in high school in 1872 but Howard also knows that Jerry Seinfeld bought a house above Mitzi Shores house

so he could drive by in a different car every day every time they're outside he stops and honks the horn and says hey remember when you wouldn't let me come into the comedy store Fuck you fuck you fuck you cuz that's really happened, so he knows that's a thing yeah, so he's trying Well yeah that for sure is Howard's thing he's still he talks about his high school years all the time Yeah, it's okay. You got picked out in high school, and the black people didn't like I wonder what Howard did to his enemies Probably goes on Facebook and looks them up With serious XM 120 million dollars suck it pitch

Hey Howard hope you're doing well good to good to hear from You can do it a point in your life You're just like I'm no longer have any feelings about my high school bully You know, it's like oh, yeah those kids I didn't get along with in high school if I saw him today Be like hey man, right what do you been up to? Whatever, we don't care anymore things that I don't think about ever. Yeah, it's so fucking weird high school rivalries Well, that guy beat me for the bat the football team I'll show him one day. I'll have a podcast

Email about it. Okay. So I guess Tiffany's mom would say that she was ugly. Now remember Tiffany, I'm at a break from reality after going through a windshield, but it looked exactly alike. Right? Probably. Yes. I noticed that. So she's talking about that here. No, but seriously, do you still look in the mirror and do you ever really able to shake what a parent does to you in an early life where you go? I still to this day cannot look in the mirror and see a beautiful

woman. I I can look in the mirror and see a beautiful woman and when I feel like I'm not seeing a beautiful woman, I start parenting me. I start going, I love and approve of you. Tiffany had issue are beautiful. You are gorgeous. In Howard's mind. And I'm sure this is through his therapy sessions because he talks about it all the time and he goes three or four days a week. Whatever your parents said to you 40 years ago is how you still view yourself

today. And I just don't think that's the case. Am I wrong about that? I would still be grounded. I just, you know what I mean? I mean, Lucy, do you have these kind of... I think that people who are really stunted are doing that. And I think that Howard is really stunted. But I also think there's like an industry around making you concerned about your childhood so much.

Oh yeah. You know, it's like you get on the couch and they're just like, I said, tell me about your parents. And you're like, I don't really think about growing up that much anymore. I have like new problems. I like the whole thing going. So who molested you? Are you sure you weren't molested? I wish you were. I went to therapy for a little while and I had a very specific issue that I wanted to work through and I felt like I worked through it. And so I was like, OK, I would like to stop going to therapy for a little while and I had a very specific issue that I wanted to work through and I felt Like I worked through it and so I was like, okay

I would like to stop going to therapy and I told my therapist that and she was like, oh no No, we need to work through all of the things that have happened to you in your childhood And I was like I want to quit the gym like I make my money off your therapy. So you want to have more therapy? Yeah, she was like but what about when your parents said this to you when you were a kid just like this and I'm like No, I'm fine with that. Like they were assholes and I have gotten over that right and I'm fine. Yay So bizarre, let me quit the gym people that sell drugs want you to buy drugs. Yeah, I get it So then Howard he has to make up these scenarios. He's like well imagine though if you did if you did have loving parents when you're, do you ever think about like what it could have been like

because you're so talented and so, you know, you're, you're pretty spectacular. If I, my vote, do you ever sit and imagine what would it have been like if I could have just had a little bit of a loving parent? I might've been, who knows what you might've been and who knows how happy you might've been and the joy you might've felt, who knows what you might have been, and who knows how happy you might have been and the joy you might have felt. Does that drive you crazy? Doesn't that drive you nuts? I pretend sometimes that I had that.

That's probably the right way to go. The fact that Howard thinks that way is insane to me. Yeah. Do you ever think things could have been better? Doesn't that drive you nuts? Like, why would you do that? It's a waste of time. What a question. And yeah, I didn't come on the show to be taken down a couple pegs right what a weird hypothetical, too

Yeah, I was talking about this. I think on Drew Lane show Recently where Jerry Seinfeld was talking to Bill Maher and I love Jerry Seinfeld's attitude about it Because Bill Maher is talking about like what if Johnny Carson came up today with all this competition Everyone's got a talk show, and Jerry goes, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, hey, he didn't, okay? There were three networks, he was the king of late night, what is is, as Patrick Malt would say,

what is is? Why are we talking about what could have happened or should have happened or maybe would have happened in an alternate universe? Get the shit, you can do that forever. Yeah, but- You're driving yourself nuts for no reason. At least in Bill Maher's defenses, he's totally high.

Yeah, I know've been yourself nuts for no reason. At least in Bill Maher's defenses, he's totally high. Yeah, no, no, no. Howard is not. He thinks about this all the fucking time. Right, and Bill Maher's, and even when I say that, like I appreciated Jerry's response to it, but it's still like an exercise. It's a conversational exercise. What if blah blah blah did blah blah blah?

What happened? But Howard's using it very differently. He's like, don't you wish? Don't you wish you were loved? He's trying were loved trying to transfer that using it to make her feel terrible Yeah, I know and remember as I said she goes out. She's like Your dad fucking left you your mom's an asshole. Yeah, don't you was demeanor like All right, so this next this next clip I say like a bar here But this next clip she tells this story about making breakfast for her mom So this is when she's three years old before her mom went through a windshield and she talks about the relationship

She had with her mom. It was a very loving mother. I'm calling bullshit on this, but I'm looking to you guys I'm looking to the chat Let me know what you guys think I'm looking to the chat. Let me know what you guys think of this sounds like a realistic story or not. I kept doing it and I wanted to make her some eggs. One day I made her some scrambled eggs. Um, and I, and I did it in a tub. I was three. Okay. Mind you, I'm three. I put the eggs in the Tupperware. I did. I took, put all the eggs in there. I did not take the shells out. I was trying to do what I saw her doing, put the Tupperware bowl. I put all the seasoning stuff in there, put the Tupperware bowl on the fire,

on the stove, turn on the fire, stir it up. I can't understand why it's melting away. Like everything is like disappearing. My mom comes in there screaming, grabs me, puts off the fire, puts everything out first off She's three how is she getting to the stove a three-year-old can't reach the stove and turn on the burner right? I mean, maybe there's a straggler trick a chair over okay And it does sound something like something dumb that a stupid kid would do does it cuz yeah How neglectful is the mom that this kids playing in the kitchen with a fucking fire on the stove? And she's not realizing it She's burning plastic on the wasting eggs

I think she's three years old. There's no way she remembers this I think this is a story that brain injury mom told her that brain injury mom may have created Session brilliant cuz that that is the other piece of. Ask me what I did when I was three. Yeah. I have no fucking idea. I couldn't tell you one story. I don't know. I don't remember.

Did you make eggs for your parents? No. Definitely not. Fucking asshole. Definitely not. So this is the story now. So that's the buildup. And right then I'll be like, what?

But OK, we'll let her go. Yeah. And she's like, getting ready to beat. I can tell she's about to light me up. And she's like, why did you do this? I'm like, I'm just trying to make breakfast for you, mommy. You make breakfast for me, mommy. I want to make breakfast for you.

And I could see something like came over her. And she's like, I have to teach you how to do this. You cannot, you cannot do this. This is not how you do it. So we had to go back to the store. She showed me how to buy eggs. Like this was the beginning of me. Yes. She taught me. She taught me so that I was able to take care of her.

It was always, I wanted to take care of her. Always. I want to be her best friend, her best everything, right? She's the first person I ever loved. So I always want to do the best for her. And she took me to the store, show me how to buy eggs We get back to the house And she shows me how to like crack the eggs properly How to put just a dash of this a dash of that and the how to warm up this skillet

How to put butter in there how to scramble the eggs and pour it in there and scramble it scramble it how to turn the fire Off properly everything Oh my god, and then it started being to the point. I was making eggs for all the time. I'm three I don't remember what I did last week in that grade of detail She remembers every little detail to hey Terrence Howard remembers sliding out of his mom's box Give me some Terrence Howard vibes when she was explaining It's like maybe this did have to be some terrors our vibe. Yeah, which is explaining I think of the most boring fucking show now. She's teaching. They're just talking about making scrambled eggs now That's the Howard Stern show in 2024 you fucking kidding me. It's not great

But yeah, this is the questioning This is what this leads to tell me about your childhood tell me about your mom tell you about and then that's so to turn Into this fucking anecdote like that not great, but also it's a three-year-old really cooking Chris you're not teaching like just making this up, so he'll leave her the fuck alone Look at her expression. She's like. What do you want from me? You think she left this interview going wow that was great. I can't believe I had such great time on Howard Stern Show. I recommend it to everybody. You're next, loser.

Fucking mess. All right, so at this point, Howard goes, all right, I can tell we're going nowhere with this conversation. Let's talk about your career. No, I'm kidding. Let's talk about our mom's support. Did you imagine if you had that growing up

where you famously say I didn't even learn how to read people just kind of abandoned you like you are pretty bad. And I mean, this is, this is, it was no joke. It was, it was, it was a tough life. And, and you know, you know, it really is. And your mom, if you want to start crying any minute, go on, feel free. Yeah, she tried In that she said Nobody taught her how to read. Yeah, she did learn how to make eggs. Yeah, she was an ace at reading Little iffy with that one. I just wanted to make sure that I understood making eggs is a lot easier than that

Is that is a good point one of those things is more valuable than the other though no eggs no He wants her to cry so badly he's even giving her the opportunities like so do you need a moment? Yeah, I know sad always as a cliche question at this point But who wants this who is this for is this for tuning in for this? Right so there's a lot of people who talk about like Howard has deserted his audience. People who used to like Howard would never like this, but that's a great question too. Is there a new audience who's interested in Tiffany Haddish's childhood? I can't imagine.

Not one. And so I do wonder about that. Like is John Hein, is he still in charge of writing these questions? Or is Howard just taking over? Because he used to have interesting in-depth interviews with people that actually got to nuggets of information you might care about. Like if I'm talking to Eddie Vedder, I don't care about anything until he started singing in bands. Like let's fast forward to you singing in bands. Oh god every documentary has to go back to Jim Henson was born and blah blah blah blah blah and it's yeah who gives a fuck Well, at least the Steve Martin one he was working in a magic shop And yeah, and it was just like so I started fucking doing magic to our exceptions

That's part of the story But yeah, we just like it talking about and then his brother was older and he word. I don't know coats. It's filler All right, so it's like a real Howard Stern But so our now is asking Tiffany if she's ever fallen in love before and Tiffany's not sure You know, I thought I did but then I maybe I didn't. And so now, Howard's got some answers to this. It's possible that you can never be you might not know how to love because no one gave you any love. I feel like he's not listening because so now he's saying it's possible you don't know how to love someone

because no one ever loved you, which is stupid. But also she mentioned that her mom loved her before the accident before she went crazy. And then her grandmother loved her. It sounds like well, the parent talk didn't make you sob, so why don't I just tell you that you're unlovable? You're incapable of loving someone and no one can love you either? Oh, well, this is my last clip on here. This is Howard completely projecting.

This is so obvious. Do you think anyone's ever really loved you? Yeah, maybe. I don't know. I'm not sure. Not sure. You think that said like, like, wow, I don't know that I can love anyone. I don't know that anyone's ever loved me.

It's lonely. Yeah. I don't know about love, but I know I could care for Jesus Howard. I don't like this is who's still listening to this? Yeah. As it's going on. Imagine if you're a Tiffany Haddish fan and you're hearing this, you're like,

well, this is terrible. I don't hear any more of this at all. Such a bummer. So that's what Howard Stern is up to. Thanks, Mike, for turning me onto that. Couple things that came in while we were doing the show. Shit Show says, are you queer sipping beer

in a nice basement with a hot chick doing your hobby again? So gay. Yeah. So sure are. So true. Just do it. So Devil's Joint with a quick update. He says, I purposely pulled up all the chats shredding

on Dan today, Dr. Steve, tomorrow morning. If the Lisa thing is true, we'll see Dr. Steve with Lisa Boswell. Dan is done by the way. Good. Good, he sucks, he's an asshole. It's unlikable, I thought Helga was unlikable, but wow, she found someone that's like even worse.

She was trying to look good next to somebody. That's good. It's her boyfriend, boyfriend Dan. All right, Andy, you have an update for us. So I don't know a lot about what's her boyfriend. Boyfriend Dan. All right. Andy, you have an update for us. So I don't know a lot about what's going on. Here's what I'll tell you. Here's what I know. I know that a couple of weekends ago we were in Las Vegas and I was hanging out with Mint

Salad and her boyfriend Riley, who's also known as Young Clipa, as we'll find out. Riley's the guy, Riley's an interesting dude. We met them through the Dick Show and Mint Salad does a lot of our posters, a lot of the art that's behind us that everyone can see. Mint Salad is done. She's awesome. Great artist. Comes to a lot of the live shows. Oh, I should also mention Mint Salad and Riley were instrumental in us getting the Philadelphia show filmed. When we did the live show in Philly, those two were like, yeah, we need like a camera shot from the crowd and they were all over it. So they killed it for us there and that's still up on our YouTube. So we've known Mint Salad and Riley for a while and they were in Vegas. They were both

at the show, got to chat with them a bunch. And then the next weekend comes around, and I'm listening to the Dick Show live on Sunday, and I hear that Riley is in jail. Right. And so I start messaging Mitt. I'm like, what the fuck is going on? They went to this get together, this meetup. It's a ripper-verse meetup.

Yes. That it all revolves around a comic book writer named eric july. Yes, who is uh, a big dickhead To put it, you know to sum it up And we're gonna get to his reactions to this but can I just give a little more background? Yeah, please i'm just saying like eric july is heavily involved in I don't talk about Eric July on the show dick Madison talks about all the time. Yeah dick Centric yes, and then even then skiver is another comic book guy and he's going at it with Eric July

But basically I have a lot of friends who are very close with Eric July Is that right? And I have a lot of friends who are in the dick master And I have a lot of friends who are in the Dick Masterson Dick camp. Yeah Basically, eric july is this very conservative black man Who decided like marvel and dc has gone woke? And you're not gonna get the entertainment that you want from those people So i'm gonna do my own comic book and he raised like three million dollars From this community, you know about this. Oh, yeah, lucy. Yeah crazy

Yeah, and he made a comic book that a lot of people think is hack. Yeah, I some yeah $3 million from this community. You know about this, Lucy? Yeah. It's crazy. And he made a comic book that a lot of people think is hack. Yeah, I saw him. Yeah, so we got $3 million in crowdfunding, and he built a company on just this crowdfunding, made a comic book, and that's where Dick Masterson decided, let's read this comic book to this guy,

this amateur's getting all this money to do, and let's see what it's all about. And then he picked it apart and made enemies with everyone on the Eric July camp. I remember being at Chrissy's wedding and talking to people. I overheard people talking about what a dickhead Dick Masterson is. Like, oh, that's my friend. So anyway, that's the background that I know. Now I also know real quick, and just to give a little more context and I only know this from Dick's side of things

Yeah, that Apparently Riley was trying to super chat Eric July and got blocked on his show Okay, and so in order to get his messages across Eric July he drove to his warehouse like the company where they make the comic books or whatever part of his company that is and Like the company where they make the comic books or whatever part of his company that is and Tape two twenties at a ten on the door with notes on them to super chat them kind of hilarious Yeah, kind of hilarious. Yeah, no harm. No foul. Yeah, you know, it's a joke whatever and still money and Eric I was not happy about that. He was trespassing and all this goes. Okay fast forward, right? Eric July likes to lean into all the rules and regulations of the way this is the way you behave

That's not the way you behave. Why would you do that and They're throwing something called ripper verse. It's a comic book convention and it looks like it's at a Nice Denny's or something, you know, yeah Restaurant people are there. yeah, and what looks like Happened is Riley went there with a bunch of copies of ice. I'm he's just like he was giving away He's like you actually like this here. I would go wipe your ass with it, and he's wearing a cape yeah, and They're live-streaming the whole thing yes, and suddenly mints

Looking at the shenanigans that are going on inside, there you had to RSVP to be there. Yes. So they're not able to get in, but they're just kind of taking stock of what's happening through the window. Suddenly she turns around and Riley's not there. So clip one, this is her realizing that Riley's being arrested. OK. What are they doing over there? that Riley's being arrested. Okay. What are they doing over there?

What are they doing? Oh, you're being arrested? Oh! They're arresting a young clipper. Oh shit, Chad, he's being arrested. So he just yelled out. They said it's stalking. Is that what I just heard? Yeah, he's being charged with stalking. So that's Riley. He's being arrested behind the car.

He's getting he's getting handcuffed. Now I saw a video of what they were doing from their stream earlier in the day when it was still daylight. Yeah. And they were just kind of standing outside the restaurant. And I guess it was nerd Roddick's wife or something trust me. I'll get this deep. I'm more into like goosebumps But anyway, I guess there's like nerd Roddick's wife or something and they're just sitting there like filming her Just staring her down and filming her so I can see where someone would complain Honestly if I was just like those people are just like filming me. So I could see where someone would complain, honestly, if I was just like, those people are just filming me.

Yeah, they're just being creepy outside. Yeah, it was a little weird. But I don't know the whole story. I don't know the context. That's what I saw. Okay, so now he's getting arrested. Right, so once she realizes Riley's being arrested, what's a prolific streamer to do

except utilize all of her streaming clout and start solving the problem with the chat. Chad and Eagle, super chats for bail. The funny thing about this is when I was listening to the Dick show live on Sunday, Dick's going, yeah, so Riley's in jail and I got the phone call. Dick picks up the phone, it's like, do you accept the correct call for the correctional facility? And so it's Riley going yeah, mint won't answer her phone Yeah, cuz she's too busy streaming this whole time cuz I'm from a different generation

And if this was me I'd use antiquated methods of start addressing the situation right what happened? Yeah, but I'm in salad is harnessing the hive mind of the chat stream to solve the problem in clip 3 oh God, I don't know how to do this chat Chad he's being arrested. What do I do? Say nothing get an attorney. Oh, the chat gave her good advice. Wonderful. What? Okay.

This is the furthest I can get chat, by the way. I gotta say, everyone should have a chat room helping them. I do these cop cam videos out of the creep off every week and these people do not know how to behave. I thought for sure the suggestion would be to mint, you should probably run at the officers punching and kicking. Show them your tits. Tell them Vanessa.

Maybe try unbuttoning your shirt a little more. On that, tell them how to do their job They always react talk about how you have a lawyer and they're gonna get arrested you're gonna see who them Now this is where it gets weird for me. They're keeping her behind the car line there Yeah, and there seems to be arbitrary rules that cops are now making up with what constitutes interfering with their line of duty, because she's basically terrified that she's gonna be arrested if she gets any closer.

There's a cop instructing her about what she can do. Now, if you're a famous country singer, you can walk right up to the cop and start daring them to arrest you, and that's what finally gets you arrested. But if you're mid-sale-ed, you're like, is it okay if I do this, can I do that and she's just kind of nervous that? She's gonna be in the cop car next to him in the next clip

Well, I can't cross that line either because they'll arrest me if I cross this line, but it's presumed Can I go in the parking lot? Well, what's too close? What's too close? Like, up in the base like you were when you were with me. Well, what if I'm just behind them, trailing them? In the parking lot? What if I'm in the parking lot? Yeah, if you're in interference with the parts that are passing by.

Well, that doesn't help me. What if I'm just behind them? So, it sounds like the RIP-a-verse people are plotting him getting arrested is what it sounded like. Yeah, yeah, there's certain people that- But this is crazy to me, and I'm not an expert on anything that's going on here. I'm just observing what I'm seeing. How can Mint Sailor be arrested for walking somewhere? The fuck has got- what happened? That all of a sudden, like, well, you're good right there, but if you take three steps this

way, you're under arrest. That's what I'm saying, it's so arbitrary. What? there, but if you take three steps this way you're under arrest What I'm saying it's so arbitrary Right what is she doing? She's not harming anyone. She's live streaming with her phone walking around Yeah, you might be interfering with the cops Yeah, I don't know Right, but that's that the cops said that well No, the cops said you can't walk across the where this car She's not doing a chilly de Castro. She's not I said there's multiple examples of country singers walking right up on the cops trying to

Give their security guard a ticket which is your country singers Andy. What's going on? I did an episode about two of them at least wallen okay one of one of his many arrests. But so officer Friendly that just arrested Riley comes walking up with his superhero cape and hands it to Mint and you can hear it in her demeanor. She's just like, you need to tell me what I'm allowed to do because I don't want you to throw me to the ground and sit on me until I'm under arrest.

It's just a weird dynamic that, and the cops are just like, whatever, we're not interested in you. Go pick his shit up off the ground where we arrested him. Hello. Okay. Man, there's some stuff behind, what do you want? All right, I would like to be pointed, please.

I just like to be shown where it's at. Honestly. Yeah. Yeah. It's two for 10 says, hey, look, look at verse. Thanks Trixie. Okay. Oh, that over there.

Okay. Okay. Well, thank you. Okay. Okay. I'm gonna grab that stuff over there. So now she's allowed to walk around to the strip ball. Okay good. Right yeah. She's allowed to walk around the store.

All these copies of ice them. Ungiven ounce. Now in clip, two more clips from it and then we'll get into Eric July's reaction to all this. Okay. So she's basically summing up what happened. She's gotten some information. Okay. Or maybe the arresting officer kind of told her what happened in clip 6. Young Clippa has been arrested by the police. Eric July just called the cops on Young Clippa has been arrested by the police Air July just called the cops on Young Clippa who is just standing outside of a business. Not even, oh my goodness. Just giving out money stickers, not even that. Who hasn't given out any?

Okay, so maybe she's minimizing what they were actually doing, just trying to interfere with the event but okay I don't mean I don't feel like it was Illegal what he was doing. Okay, so this is the thing that dick was saying on his show This is what I wanted to clarify is that was there Some type of restraining order for when he went to the warehouse Because in order to get him arrested for being in a parking lot

It seems like there'd have to be something that's happened before that you can't say stalking when he went to the warehouse because in order to get him arrested for being in a parking lot It seems like there'd have to be something that's happened before that you can't say stalking It's like well these has a big event going on and I'm also at this big event, right? What do you mean? It'd be like in Atlantic City when all the weirdos showed up from all the different shows It was MLC and whoever and it's just like you can't say that Bob Levy stalking Kevin Brennan They're just both at the same place You know that that's what we're gonna get into with Eric July's comments But hold on one second cuz mint in the in the comments. Oh terrific

Yes, and she says Carol the warrant is out Eric admits to flagging Clipper in the first place in it, too Lol because that has to be the case. That's what I was gonna say when we get to Eric July's comments I'm gonna I'm gonna poke holes in his of what he says why this all went down right and one more thing I want to address Because and and man I want to cover this fairly so I appreciate you being here and clarifying if there's other things Please let me know I'll be I'll keep an eye on the chat But Nero da Vinci says I would leave the air July stuff alone carl. It's boring and his fans are obsessed weirdos. It's boring

Riley just got arrested What is this already gotten to know like guys? It's not a bad knock down his door and found how is any less very exciting? Interesting Nick ricketed shit Where's the Molly Carl Carl? Come on. It's boring. People are getting arrested live on the internet. Oh, I'm over it. I saw this on Twitter and I was like, what the hell?

And stopped everything that I was doing. Okay, so this ends with an Eric July defender materializing to be like, oh, Eric had nothing to do with it. Okay. Okay. He's getting a stalking trial. I mean, stalking arrest, stalking charge. I don't know what's going on. I'm not a lawyer. Okay. Okay. It's getting a stalking trial. I mean stalking arrests stalking charge. I don't know what's going on I'm not a lawyer clearly. Oh Did I have any oh I must have left out the clip this guy just comes up

He's just like oh, it's like the people from the venue my aid also. Yeah. Yeah, you got a problem with AIDS over there It's crazy This guy's just like oh, yeah It was the the people that run the restaurant not the people that started the event and It's just like okay Something else that men can help me with in the comment section like how were their warnings like getting arrested Seemed like a big deal like there would have to be multiple times like can you please leave the premises? Can you leave us alone there doesn't be like multiple warnings or something before you're getting handcuffed

Premises, can you leave us alone? There doesn't be like multiple warnings or something before you're getting handcuffed For I don't know these days. Yeah, that's what I'm wondering. I know that's what's crazy about this Okay, so let's go to Eric to get into Eric responded to this on his show Yeah, and there has to be a reasonable explanation for all of this sure one I guess some folks were confused and out of what happened because I'll tell you this much from my perspective and from what I pick up this is what what I what I speak confused out of what happened oh my god he's wearing a tank top out in the internet every get him everybody I get to hear that again I guess some folks

were confused and out of what happened because I'll tell you this much, from my perspective and from what I pick up, this is what I believe happened, or I won't say what I believe, what I'm being told that happened. So apparently there was a goofball at some point that was like outside, right? And remember this is a RSVP event so

I'm assuming that they were it was always going to be rebel rousing regardless so it was an RSVP event you had to have your name and all that stuff we had to have that documented before anybody was going to get let in either way it goes I mean you have to do that stuff I mean you guys saw the line and we don't want the event to be closed down for a fire marshal That's why we do the RSVP at those events and yeah Okay, all right. I'm following this logic problem. You know if you didn't RSVP you're not inside So if you RSVP you're inside. Yeah You're outside, okay

Option a or option B or C you're under arrest or D. I ritualize a cunt So is your name on the data restless? So yeah, we do Now Eric is going to use the Karen PTA tactics to you know to smite his detractors, you know apparently someone was rebel-rousing outside and The Dismantle since the 40s. I'm pretty sure but okay you right told this person to leave

They gave him some rules or something like hey hey, stay over there, pass that property line or something like that. And then they still kept bothering, being annoying to some of our patrons or rather the people that were there coming to see us. I remember we got kids and stuff there, they were putting cameras up and people were like, it was weird, man. Oh, won't somebody please think of the children. I like putting cameras out and if he was like it was it was weird man What is this thing where it's like you guys know this 2024 right and when you're out in public at a restaurant

Anyone could be live streaming to anything or taking photos and putting on social media. It happens all the fucking time, but the man had a cape, so. That's a weird thing. Which makes him safer, no? You would think. Real quick update from Mint. This is a good report we're doing right now. I feel like we're getting all the science. Just just in. Yeah. According to the warrant, it was just the warehouse

visiting Eric sighted Riley's large novelty scissors. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha. large novelty scissors So he was intimidated by his ridiculous ribbon cutting Touchy man I'll give you a grand opening But what was Eric's reaction when he learned that people were being arrested outside of his event?

I bet he was pretty upset. Funny thing is, I didn't know anybody got arrested outside the event until a fan actually came up to me and told me that that was the case. And I was like, oh, well, sucks to suck, I guess. Wait, hold on a second. Well, you would know then. You didn't know when everyone was applauding as they were perp walking rightly past the whole the whole crowd individual that you prepped all the cops

But that's the thing if somebody told you that somebody was arrested outside of a live w ATP You'll be like oh my god. What happened are they okay? You know what what actually got them arrested sure he's just like You know what what actually got them arrested sure he's just like Yeah, so I know what you guys are thinking the person who didn't get arrested He didn't get arrested now the cops just escorted him out of the building out of the facility Yeah, nothing. I was on stage But Eric is gonna try that but your response was sucks to suck

Eric was so busy at this that he couldn't possibly have had anything to do with a police presence at the event Okay, did y'all not see how busy I was during that event like How would I have done that now? How would I have done that? How would I have ever had the time to even do that? I'm signing stuff, I'm shaking hands, I'm taking pictures and at no time did I have any like, because to my knowledge there were never any cops that were there, that were physically in the actual event. So it's not like I ever talked to a cop that night or anything. I had nothing to do with any of that Now don't protest too much me thing

I was just so busy getting pats on the back that there's no way that I could have possibly had a Conversation with the people that run the venue about the fact that there's gonna be people showing up that hate me Yeah, I mean that's not believable That no you said hate. It's very easy to have that conversation. If anybody shows up and there's. Proclaim by too much. Yeah, yeah.

If there's anybody standing outside that you think shouldn't be there, call the cops. It's very easy for you to say that. And we don't know. Before everybody starts congratulating you about your shitty comic book. We don't know what happened, but according to Min and what she just told us, there was a warrant or you know

There was already something in place because otherwise you're not getting this guy arrested Just for being there Yeah before this event even started you said be on the lookout for This guy and maybe this guy and maybe that guy and all these other people that think that I'm a fucking dickhead I mean it seems like that's possible that that happened the cops are like well. You're the boss All right, so Eric isn't an unreasonable man if you approach him in the right way, then you won't end up in jail The last dude that you want to be is someone that's like trying to cause a scene and and being weird to people

innocent parties and stuff like that. Don't do that at all. And yeah, just do things the proper way. And if you want to chat about something, as long as it's cordial, we're good to go. I encourage that. I talk about that all the time. And now, if I'm at an event and I don't care

whether it's negative or whatever, as long as- I love the fact that he's like, the man in the superhero cape Who's handing out free copies of my comic book? It was just polite It's negative or whatever as long as you're respectful man You can come chat with me and all that's gonna be gravy that reminds me of I went on a show on Sunday A show that we had made fun of remind me to tell that story Because it's very similar. They're just like I mean I don't know why you gotta make fun of us

But it's the show I yeah, it's where these pocketed Okay, that's the thing as long as you come in and you tell me everything that I do is magical And you give me my autograph. Yeah, fine. Yeah, I'll take a photo with you You're not gonna be under arrest, but that's so. I'll take a photo with you. Then you're not gonna be under arrest. That's fine. So, the last clip here, next time you want to point out to people that you're fans of Eric and he's not a hack, then just don't show up to his house. I do think the context of that is important.

It's just some random person is person that is pro doxing and already Talk about gonna one of my house is and in addition to the the business right? And being weird about that type of stuff Again involved in innocent parties. You gotta understand what kind of event this is as well No, we got kids there. My niece is the right there. My wife is right there like just just trying to cause a scene right? Did you know his niece was there? He must not have noticed these things. Yeah, you feel but don't don't do that. Just do things the proper way, bro. Just just Definitely if you want to come speak with me just do it the proper way and you'll be alright

So okay, just RSVP and show up and tell me I suck That would have gotten Very well, but Riley was very cool to me, you know, and I was trying to get my show off the ground. He didn't have to reach out to me. He's just like, hey, if you want me to get Mint to make you something for the show, then you know, you didn't have to do that. Nobody that's friends with Eric Julli ever offered me that. I'm Team Riley.

Alright, I appreciate that. I love the people in the chat who just like I don't know these people are Did I not spend five minutes setting up who everyone is in this place actually? Okay? I literally stopped Andy three times. Let me just say who this is and what this is and how I'm connected with all of these You don't know who mint salad is. I do not know a bit. So I do it again Christ you know everyone knows who he is and they know his real name. Cardiff Electric is here.

Whoa. Oh, hello. Oh, hello, Cardiff. Can you hear me? Yeah. I can, buddy. At a normal volume. Spot on, buddy.

Nailing it. I did it. I did it, finally, and now I can retire. Cardiff, you had a big scoop last night on Tookie Soup. You got Quadfather on. father on to talk about it. I don't want to do a ton of Settling John stuff today, but let's get into it. So basically what happened and if you listen to the mini-sode I did yesterday or if you listen to Uncle Rico from yesterday or Tookie Soup or any of these shows that are covering it, Suthering John this week decided he was going to go after Dr. Steve. And in a really

shitty way, he just decided he had something on Steve as though he wanted to ruin his life. Because Steve has said nothing about John in years. Trust me, I try. Try to get the do stuff. He doesn't want to do it. And Steve did that bit with Rocco in Hackamania. And so John went, oh, he's practicing medicine over state lines. I can get him in trouble. I need Steve's last name. And what's crazy to me about John is how dumb he is and how he can never learn. People who are in his camp were telling him, don't go after Dr. Steve. Everyone loves Dr. Steve. He's done nothing to you. It's not a smart move. This

is going to backfire on you. Clay Dabler told him that. Dirty Deeds. I mean, go through the list. Everyone was telling him. Once he blocked all those people, no one was telling him. Right. And he went through and blocked all the people who supported him. That was fun watching him do the block party. A whole new style of block party. I I'm imagining this goes to like a courtroom trial where they're showing the footage of like things coming out of Rocco's ass like Austin Powers bit. Yeah.

And they're like, you're under arrest. Dr. Steve. So insane. So John, instead of going, you know what? Steve has never done anything to me personally. He's never said anything about his family. John made that up. Oh, he went after my family. He didn't. What about the t-shirt? Yeah. The t-shirt. He wore a t-shirt once in Nashville at a WTP event. So we're going to ruin his life. Like this is the thing, John. This is why you're

the villain. You got to fucking, how many times has John said, come after me all you want. I can take it. I'm, I got thick skin. Just don't go't go to my family well that's what Steve's always done and he's way more polite about it than he should be frankly oh so it's so fucking frustrating so people were not happy with dr. Steve and quad father to his credit decided to that was the last straw and so he brought quad father on and actually it wasn't quad father was what shit stain Who was it Cardiff? Reverend Shittstain Poopypants. Yeah The the serial the serial porn bomber, I guess we can call him

So reverend should say poopy pants made a video of So Reverend Shit St. Poopypants made a video of Quad 5 just kind of like hanging out so that he could be behind the scenes in the green room on Streamyard. And then as soon as John brought him on to the show, he did this porn bomb thing with Nazi flags and Hitler and you know, all the fun stuff. And John got very upset about that. And I thought, and this is my, I've been wrong about everything lately but I go on, I always had to my back, but I was wrong about everything. I go on my show and I'm like, I don't think Quadfather did this.

It didn't look like Quadfather. It was like anyone could have done that. Well then I saw the text message back and forth between Quad and John and Quad said, no, going after Steve is fucked up. And he let him know that's why he did it. And I actually sent a message to Quad Father last night thanking him for doing that because as I mentioned on my show yesterday when John started going after Steve I almost sent a message to Quad Father like dude I know you're an open Anthony guy I know you love Steve you gotta put him in his place

and he did I didn't need a message from me obviously. Oh he got a message from me. Did he? Yeah. Yeah because you were probably thinking the same thing I was when you saw John going I need Dr. Steve's last name. You're like yeah what, what it's like an asshole fucking asshole. And then he also on his show yesterday Was looking for Cardiff's name. He offered $500 for Cardiff's real name

He promised is that against the terms of service to offer money to someone I would imagine I need $500 Money to talk someone I would imagine I need $500 What's producer Chris's last name So anyway, he's got it by the way does he really He actually did mention my industry that I work in today on his show so his PIs got something Jesus Christ So whatever John go to the potato see what that does Idaho everyone loves the fucking potato to asshole. Yeah, I just don't know what he thinks He's gonna accomplish with this stuff. You're not winning fans over you're not winning against your competition Just coming off like a douche you're just turning up the the intensity of the firehose

Like memes and pranks yeah comments and super chats that make you look like a fool. I put on the show yesterday, John docks himself on Reddit again because he goes on Reddit and someone's like, oh, John's going to throw Steve, it's time to post the wedding video speeches again. It's like, yeah, John, like we're all trying to like play fair and have fun and do comedy. And then when you decide that you're going to try

to ruin someone's life, it's like, oh, well then gloves are off. Yeah, exactly. We've been treating him with kid gloves we have it's insane to me and the whole thing that John likes to pretend that his family is getting hurt mm-hmm I mean it's my mother's 87 my family it's like if I talked to anyone in your family would they know who dr. Steve is no would they know anything that's going on no you're. Yeah, you're the only one mentioning your family

Yes, he's using it as a shield. He's using it to fight back against you know the people that he thinks are Doing him wrong and justifying his actions that are nefarious Unfortunately, there's nothing we can do about the hurt his family is experiencing. We don't have a time machine. We can't make Ralph out There's nothing we can do about the hurt his family is experiencing. We don't have a time machine. We can't make Ralph pull out 58 and a half years ago. I did have not done is bring the episode From the artie show up like that hasn't seen the light of day and that's everybody playing nice with you John But no, there's definitely an episode that's so egregious I've talked to Dan about it he goes Carl it would it would ruin the the family dynamic although I don't know if John has a family dynamic yeah that's with you I don't know what's going on with that but um all right I wanted to play this

for you because okay so John and Quadfather were friends for five and a half months and Quadfather was the co-host well I mean he was on the show multiple times a week and doing this bit where he's just like yes sir 100% sir he's doing it Ralph and yeah and everyone was was wondering like what's the end game and I do have to say I agree with a lot of people on dabble is anonymous and people are assessing this a pretty weak endgame five month building Stevie Liu also fucked this up like they get real close with John and then they don't know what to do

It was just like okay. She did that one quick porn bomb thing. He took the episode down and I'll defend quad a little bit not that I'm here to defend the handicapped. I usually bash them like John does Yeah, you don't have arms and legs either Cardiff. So you're here. You're kind of a quad Does yeah, we don't have arms and legs either Cardiff. So you're here. You're kind of a quad But again yesterday was never his plan the the the dr Steve stuff forced his hand So I think he scrambled to come up with something quickly now if he'd consulted a professional like myself We're gonna come up with something. Yep, but he did he did the best he could in the time He had but like as he said on the as he said on the show yesterday

He was planning to kind of blow it up in a week or two Like he was kind of getting tired of it but the dr. Steve stuff forced his hand so he just kind of this is what he came up with in the moment yeah he tried well and John deserves it John deserves it I mean and the fact that John decided to turn on clay dabbler and John's so stupid his logic was because clay's upset about it clay's like what the fuck did I do all clay did was tell John like don't go after dr. Steve and John turned that into you can't tell you who to be friends with No, no, he's all he does. No, no, no. Well, that's all John does to other people

Yeah, you like this person that person but he wasn't telling you to be friends with he just said don't go after dr. Steve Like everyone told you that every single person told us like what's the great that just Steve he's likable he's nice we love him yeah and John we would never tell you who to be friends with because you can't keep a friend yeah I don't want to be friends with dr. Steve because dr. Steve is better than him and I don't want dr. Steve to ever have to suffer through being friends with here's how great dr. Steve is even after all this I think he would still give John medical advice just because he's a good person of course dr. Steve is even after all this I think he would still give John medical advice just because he's a good person Of course dr. Steve is one of the nicest people that I've ever met in my entire life

I'm angry about this because I saw on Twitter today, and I saw a little bit of John show today where Dr. Steve was going back and forth with John you know John needs an apology or some shit course he does and of course dr Steve I don't know what he said, but John's on a show today said that they're good now Oh like that's if you owe John fucking nothing, and I'm sure he was nice about it and cordon of talking much I'm sure he did something You better be a devil cat Steve. Yeah, I'm looking for you a devil cat buddy. He will be I hope I hope so all right But he won't be wearing a shirt. You won't be wearing that shirt for sure He's got to go shirtless at Davil con. That's the agreement. They made he gave me that shirt

I washed it once and it was destroyed shirts don't hold up What's worse than John? Oh now you're trashin dr. Steve So as Everyone would have predicted as soon as John is no longer friends with quad father He decides not he's not gonna make fun of him for having no personality and not being a good Broadcaster and all the myriad of things you can make fun of quad father for he took the higher road Okay, definitely not John decided to go right to

quad being in a wheelchair and quad being in a wheelchair and baloney factory put together a great video today. Have you seen this yet? It just came out so good. So our boy baloney factory who we're hanging out with in Vegas made another fantastic aqua teen video with John's real audio. Get me down. I'll survive. I'm a survivor. I win! I'm a fighter! I win! Quod, you will always be in a fucking wheelchair! Jesus. Because you're an idiot!

You dumb piece of shit! Too stupid to walk. Enjoy life in a cage. Enjoy life in your fucking wheelchair prison. I know this is what he thinks winning is. This is like his style of roasting. And don't worry quad. Don't worry. You don't cross the Duke. Why would he worry about that? Everybody knows that.

Who? Nobody. Who knows that? You don't think? You think your life is not gonna change now? It'll get better. You'll have way more time in your day. Yeah.

It's gonna get 200% less phone calls. Why do you, why you attacking dr. Steve that guy took part and attacking my me such a scum I can't get over how good it is with the Carl from Aqua teen hunger force so amazing Robo shit stain is in the discourse and I would have mess with him more but it was not my call Yeah, I saw him on your show last night. Yes. I just want to go remind everyone This is the same John Melendez that bragged about raising money for a spinal cord injuries. I actually have a fun little mashup that Kinky Loco put together on Twitter that

I thought would be fun to show because, uh, John, I know that going after people with a handicap is a really smart idea for, uh, anything that you're doing in, in life. This is a photo of John with a student in a wheelchair from when he was teaching school next to him going after Quadfather. I win. Quad, you will always be in a fucking wheelchair because you're an idiot. You dumb piece of shit. Who's dumb? Who's dumb, John?

Enjoy life in a cage. I mean, he's just truly a villain. Fun fact, this girl's name is actually Quad. It works. It works. Ha ha ha ha. Anytime that anyone feels any bit of sympathy for John or thinks he's redeemable in any way, he does shit like this.

You're just like, oh, what a scumbag. You loved the guy when he was praising you nonstop. John never cared about quad brother. Never asked him questions about his life. Never worried about anything. He just needed a friend, needed someone to talk to, needed someone to praise him on his show and agree with everything he had to say. And then as soon as it turns out that like people don't like that, John, that's not what their thing is to like praise you. You're kind of a loser. So it's not really natural for people to want to like suck your cock cock all day long then he's just like well Then I'll make fun of you for being in a wheelchair

But Carl remember he bragged to quad about raising money for the spinal cord research. Yeah, he had his friend in high school who? Died in a pole vaulting accident. He's always very he always goes back to the spinal cord Institute in Massapicua and visits them He does so much for the spinal look at what he does dude You you got to hear the bonus show we did yesterday Chris was here Jenny jingles where John was talking about how charitable he would be to Scott Salem if he had money He would have been the most charitable guy and by the way Howard should have been way more charitable He's good at spending other people's money. He's good at telling you how charitable he would be if he could be. Oh, the places I'd go.

All right. The other thing that we played on the show yesterday was John was talking about how he got a gold star at his diploma in high school. This is one of the craziest things I've ever heard. Yeah. John got a gold star in his diploma, which is something you usually get to a kindergartener, but I guess a senior in high school also appreciates it because he debated with the principal that his band should make half the door at the Battle of the Bands. This is not moving. This is from this can't be real life, right? Well, remember this is the same battle of the bands where he had to set where the stage dropped out from under him He had risers and smoke and fireworks like he a guillotine. Yeah They're 17 years old. You'd think it was iron-mated right? It's 1987. It's 1983 when this happens, right?

Yeah, something like that and there was ten thousand dollars per band. That's what they this happens, right? Yeah, yeah, something like that. And there was $10,000 per band. That's what they walked away with. Hold on, so he just said that on his show yesterday. Okay. And we played it and I went, that's a crazy story. I don't remember him talking about that. Well, vitamin dealer on Twitter notified me that this did come from an old episode of Settling John's

podcast where he talked about this. So I want to break this down with you guys. I won the battle of the bands in high school okay. I played in the battle of bands in 11th grade and 12th grade and made more money like like I think we made 10 grand Royce for two battle of the bands because I fought with the principal and negotiated a better deal for all of us. He only wanted to give us $500. But I wanted half the door. But the point is, don't fucking sit there and tell me that I like I didn't earn what I

fucking did because I have. So there's john telling that story way back in the day to Royce about how the prisoner wanted him 500 bucks and He got ten thousand dollars and a lot of people have been speculated like what would have been the cost of the tickets How many people would have been? Yeah, in order for that to because he said there was two battle of the bands and there were two bands Total hear the mentor math So somebody posted this and that was anonymous that I thought was fun.

They put in what this is what $10,000 money is equated to from 1983. That would be over $31,000 today. John's claiming his band made $31,000 playing in two shows in high school. John, we're not as stupid as you well he did get a gold sitar I don't even know that's true yeah and let's just and let's just think about it too at a high school battle the bands in 1983 yeah maybe tickets were five bucks maybe but yeah, even that it's you. I free I did a bad Every battle of the bands that I ever went to was free. Yeah, I did one in that I did a couple in the 90s and it yeah, it was like ten bucks in the 90s So I'll be generous fight that means that means the plain-edge auditorium holds four thousand people and it was a sellout

Cardiff, how'd you do? I lost Horribly. Horribly? Horribly. John did not mention that he won that battle of the bands. He just said he got the money. No, he said in that one he did win it. I came in second. Second out of two. All right, so this is the new big thing that

John just dropped today on his show and I swear to God It's so frustrating watching this guy It's so annoying. I'm sorry by the way, let's thank Joe Biden for that inflation that you just had up there No, yes Joe Biden and and I also want to mention that Joe Biden couldn't sell $10,000 worth of tickets That's very impressive John. This is from stalin19 who puts together some great clips for us. This is from today's show and I will get ready for some smug John everyone everyone's favorite version of summary John so proud of himself smug John I'll hit a smug skull for us go

Get us in the mood Prove to you once again how I'm two steps ahead of you. I Was never fired from school You guys are such idiots That's as much of a brag as I pay my child support It's worse than it. It is. We called this out months ago that he's still teaching. Months ago, there was a photo that was circulated we talked about and John claimed, oh, that's from a year ago and he was wearing the same

shirt. No, that was from today. What are you talking about? But we call this out. You had his renewal, his teaching renewal. Right. I mean, we've all been calling this out. You had his renewal. You had his renewal. His teaching renewal. Yes. Right. I mean, we've all been calling this out. He changed his schedule around. We all called him out on it. And John's acting like he got one over on us.

And this victory lap is insane because it reminds me of like Chad Zumach grift. We're like, you guys believe the things I said? I don't know. What's the point that Dad, if you just... Yeah, how can we believe anything you say from now on? Yeah, good one. Oh, so you were lying to us? Good joke.

Fun content. What? How stupid are you? I never stopped working at school. That's pathetic. I told you I was fired so you would stop trying to get me fired but now I'm done. I'm leading. He needed to double you so bad right now. Look at him. So he played the victim. Yeah. He played the loser He threatened lawsuits over this right fucking the craziest lies. I'm gonna go file remember. He was gonna sue

Vince who was gonna sue me yeah? It's a dumbest fucking shit, and so this was going on for months in John's world. There's lawsuits going on It's just like yeah, we know you're lying all the time, John. We're the ones who call you out for it. Yeah. And also, you were denying that you were doing it because you were embarrassed that you were reduced to becoming a substitute teacher after you

were quasi-famous on The Tonight Show. Now you're a substitute teacher. You denied, denied, denied it. Now you're now, oh, what are you talking about? I was doing it all along. Now you're bragging like you're proud that you were still doing it. We're not, as stupid as you, John,

how many times do I have to say this? This is not a brag. You're not winning. You're a loser. This is such a loser mentality right now. It's just like, guys, guess what? I got that over you guys. You didn't.

We all fucking knew. We all called you out the whole time. LA on Friday. Today I buy my daughter a car. Tomorrow I go to my son's graduation. Tomorrow I borrowed the car. My friend is coming over. We're moving everything out. Saturday I killed the cats. So it's so entertaining to me.

Is it? That you idiots fucking really believe. What evidence do you have that anyone believed it? What are you talking about? Whenever he does a victory lap he calls his audience idiots. Right. What do you hope to achieve? You cannot stop stepping on rigs.

So stupid. I mean, it's so fucking obvious. Oh, I just wanna go on after Brennan. Ahhhhh! His hair. And you bought it hook, line, and sinker. See, this is this revisionist history now. Yeah.

It's so crazy. It reminds me of when John said the debates that him and I did one-on-one That he crushed me in both of them. Yeah, it's like is that what your reality is like. That's really sad I got a gold star You have to pretend something happened that didn't happen We were all fooled and bamboozled by you saying you got fired from your teaching job. Yeah, I know he was disciplined I know we had meetings with the US or whatever US

USD usd. Thank you. I know that he had meetings with those folks I know there were problems people brought up the fact that others video this thing so now he's lying about that because he's always lying He's always fucking lying. I'm sorry. I just wanted to say it's kind of funny, too He was just like and tomorrow I get to move wow everybody loves doing that. Oh, I know He's bragging Bragging that's a fun thing Celebrate by moving finally get evicted his friends gonna come over and help him load his 50 inch TV into his car Cool dude, what's he drive?

Fucking winner, buddy, and there's another weird thing from today to somehow his daughters in Massachusetts Cool dude. What's he drive? You're fucking winter buddy And there's another weird thing from today to somehow his daughter's in Massachusetts and he's buying her a car in California Is he towing that behind the Mercedes to the East Coast? Yeah, that's a great question, too. I don't know how that works O'Cline and sinker nothing happened with me at school. I never got reprimanded. There was no issue. I still have my certification, but I'm gonna let it expire, because I'm done. I choose not to teach. Could you imagine? I guess if you present it this way, you can make it seem like it's a victory.

I never slept with that hot chick I couldn't even get it up You guys think I cheated on my wife. I wish I cheated on my wife I was so nervous and scared to be with a girl. I was at home having ice cream Yeah, oh you guys think I was cheating my wife my penis is so small. I couldn't even get it in her Yeah, she asked me if I was in and I said I don't think so. So the joke's on you You think my wife left me to go do drugs with nick ricada But it has been a great ride

Yeah, five years teaching Yeah, five years five years teaching. Yeah. Five years. Five years teaching. It was after the pandemic. This is very easy math even for you, John. Pandemic. March 2020. Yeah. Alright. Today's date. Twenty twenty-four. You weren't teaching for five years. Maybe five semesters. Isn't he that stupid? Yes. And we know much money he made from teaching because it's out

there like it's public information so he made less than ten thousand dollars the one year in the next year was less than ten thousand dollars but listen to what he says next another pension another pension as a substitute teacher for five semesters and he has a fuck say another pension bullshit. It's bullshit. You know, it's just so easy to win. When I'm dealing What did you win, John? What did you win with idiots? And they all think they're smart. You got a can I just say john, it's not that Bob Levy thinks he's smart or Shulie Agar or myself or Andy

We're just smarter than you like all of us. There's a fucking animated potato on here. Who's way way smarter than you I guess yeah, maybe Andy and they all think they're smart You got a show full of high school dropouts who actually call me an idiot Yet all they do is watch me every day but Okay, good one. John. You're fucking killing it. I got a call out my boy Hulk a mania who just gifted five memberships. Guess what I have? A personalized jingle just for Hulkamania. You got one, yay!

Here comes the money! Here we go! Thanks for the super chat, Hulkamania. You might also agree we need more weekly curb stomping threats from the Army Major. Mm. Very good, thank you very much, Hulkamania. We got a new batch for W-A-T-S tomorrow. A fresh batch. I'm going to be a good guy. Very good. Thank you very much,

Alameda. Uh we got a new batch for W ATS tomorrow. A fresh batch. A fresh batch from Doug from the Jules department and that was actually music from the new ice toast which I was going to play a song at the end of this episode and I forgot.

Maybe I'll put it in a post but we have new songs. So, I was going to pop those into the podcast at some sure. Alright, singer. I actually have scorched to the best of episode and Christian Blatt put some great clips together but we're way behind

on time. So, I'm going to save that for the next episode. Scorch is a great ascent which is hilarious because the viral clip of Scorch talking about that band that sucked, that got into the greatest hits, but they found a way to fix it that you're not going to believe. That's my tease right there. Yeah, we'll tackle that on the next episode. Let's bring Annie into the fold here. What's happening, Annie? Oh, hello.

Oh, hello. Hi, Annie. Hey, everyone. What we have today, because we, hello. Oh, hello. Hi, Annie. Hey, everyone. What we have today, because we have our crew here, we have a round of Who Said It. This one gets very competitive. I hope the people in the chat can play along with us,

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Subscribe today. Okay Carl and co-host, said it? Our first entry Who said it You drink like a fag Said it Well, I don't think John would use that word cuz that's it I'm gonna go with Chad says could be taken from any time in history just Forewarning, you know, it's this is an impossible game. I'm gonna chat to I would you say Lucy my initial thought was Chad

But I think I'm gonna go with John. All right, Andy Kevin Brennan Annie KB Chris Zumag. All right to zoom ox 2 Kk bees and an SJ. Let's find out one two three

You're a father of three And yes is what you do your kids got to go to school and you're on here going after accomplished comedians You're so reckless you are reckless Look at your fucking you drink like a fag. There was a day that we didn't even know about him. What changed? You came after me, cunt. I decided to make fun of him. Yeah. Now I'm making fun of you. Now I'm making fun of you. You dummy. I just want to point out Chad also called me reckless when I said

You know Aaron saying that they're all doing coke and shit It seems like he's saying that April's like into coke and he's that's so reckless The car would say that like two days later is like so they were doing coke all weekend and Molly is like I was just listening to what it was unbelievable All right, so who else said Chad? There was me alright. We were both on the board. I'm excited Our next going for a perfect game going for a tokey right here. Let's see if I can pull it out can't be done You dummy on you because our next entry

Remember that TV series the burning bread Who said it? Alright, I'm gonna go with Ray Duvido. What do you think, Lucy? I think Ray also. Andy? Tommy. Which one? T. Tommy T? Yeah. I like that. That makes sense to me. Annie? I think it's the alien wow I also went Tommy T's One Damn it three

That'd be funny if it was a waterbed Why not just because it's ran a waterbed in the hospital wouldn't be able to recline that's Hit that button, but it was his face that he was in there for right? Yeah, I think it would be water because it because in case he caught on fire again the water be right there Yeah, I could just poke it and put his alright right get the get the What are you with it scalpel scalpel, please sure? You remember that TV series the burning bread with Farrah Faw faucet that wouldn't have happened if it was a waterbed burning bread or bed

Burning bed you remember yeah, but you said burning bread I thought that was a like a Panera bread chain or something I was I had burning Brennan met in my head good stuff guys burning Bridges alright, so that was just like a gun It was a movie by the way not a TV series. I think it was a TV movie so a little of both our next entry Get the father to give him a fucking handjob Who said it? Let's see I am gonna go with three to Chad's you want okay?

Lucy damn it um My instinct is also Chad all right Andy Kevin What do you think Annie? John nice. We spread a little I did Tom Myers No, it was John it would be good to get the father to give her a fucking hand job Yeah, right. Good point. I was actually thinking Tom. I said he does his edgy humor sometimes handjob One two three

two three. He'll make believe he's in love with her mom. He'll make believe that he's a homosexual and get the father to give him a fucking hand job. The dad was that you could tell the dad's well, that's gay, right? Yeah. That's gay in a time where you know, why you know why he's gay because he's getting, he's giving out hand jobs in a car. Right? That's the number one sign.

If you're tugging some dude's dick in a car right that's number one sign If you're talking some dudes dick in a car you're gay Our next entry. Why do we have to lose Lisa? and car What a cruel world whoa whoa whoa? Not fair all right no one got that one. That's a point for Cardiff right yeah That was God saying now you know All right, no one got that one. That's a point for Cardiff, right? Yeah, he's got two for the potato. Two. All right. That was God saying, now, you know, do it naturally. Who said it? God saying, now, you know, do it naturally. That is a Tom Myers. What do you think, Lucy?

I'm going to go Tommy T. Tommy T. Andy. Great to be here. What do you think, Annie? Chad. Tommy T Andy Great to be you What do you think Annie? Chad Tommy T. All right all over the map again one Not all of you. No, I know three Just one of my kids to be healthy The only time I got upset when we spun the sperm, but I learned my lesson

That was God saying now, you know Doing naturally and don't care about the sex and that one God bless me with a son So there you go. I'm not even a surgeon expert anymore When I was a little boy and my father was abusing us, I was in his basement where he had his all his, you know, he had his band saw his power drill, all his tools. And I said one day I'm going to have it. I was 10 years old.

I said one day I'm going to have a son. Do you think his dad put his head in the vice and that's why his ears don't come out? Because it sounds like it was like a torture room in this space that he's talking about. And I'm gonna name him Oscar. And I finally did. Another W. Wait a second.

You screamed. I know. He was 10 years old old we decided to name his son Oscar. He was three when he started cooking eggs I thought the whole thing was because they were in LA Oscar because of the Academy Awards. Oh He came up with that name and yeah, I'll never win one of those so I'll just name my son There's there's something I remember the story Greta was Greta Garbo or Greta something like that was Susanna's name that she wanted for A daughter and then he always had Oscar saved Okay, so I'm not sure so who killed with all that whose idea was turbo

Oh, God whose idea was turbo? Well, I know rock. Oh That's rock. Oh Our final entry oh boy. Oh, no, you don't catch up after McDonald's Who said it? That sounds like an opi thing to say I'm gonna go. Oh be that's my first instinct Lucy. My instinct is Ray He doesn't know what you think. think no but it's McDonald's every day yeah I think Opie all right Annie she's I thought it was right to Wow is weird I went Opie all right three Opie's and two rays mm-hmm all right so unflattering pause you have one two three

That was a weird night cuz after the roast like I had a flight like a red eye that night So I had to stay that I stayed at the stand till like three with Kareem Fisher From who are these podcasts and I'm thinking, you know, I'm sorry. These podcasts guys. We fucked Yeah, whatever the same who are these guys we fucked? Karen We fucked yeah, whatever the same who are these guys we fuck And then she's just like I want it I want McDonald's I'm like They call him high road zoom I hook up after McDonald's you really don't I Try to do my wife is like you never take me out then I took her out one time she goes I try to have sex or she goes. I'm full. I'm like what?

I'm like I can't win here And I know one again Getting rejected by his wife Yeah, I think so I just didn't want my wife to somewhere made a lid. I didn.D.A. She didn't say I'm not going to fuck you because I'm full. It's way more embarrassing. I'm like, I can't win here. That's all for this time.

Now you know. Especially saying it out loud on the internet. Yeah, right? Who said it? Sit Eugene, sit. Good dog. Congratulations, Cardiff. Right who said it sit Eugene sit good dog Congratulations Cardiff This is not good this two in a row for Cardiff right it's annoying. Yeah, it's a lot of Cardiff That's a hard game in our defense if there's five of us and we're missing out almost all of them three word phrase come on Yeah We might have to rethink this one is anyone the chat doing well at this come on

I would see it's a man's and I didn't see anyone get these right. I think they gave up a while ago, okay It's more about the clips these days. I think Yeah, you're an artist guys. What have we done today a lot. We've done it out. We talked about goose junkies We talked about Aaron him holds weird codependent relationship with his brand new about Aaron Imholz's weird codependent relationship with his brand new girlfriend. We got Elisa Boswell update, Todd Pentengill, for some reason, it's on Cameo. I can't imagine anyone's gonna pay a buck for that.

Howard Stern wanted to make Tiffany Haddish cry, I think he was successful a couple times. Mintzell, his boyfriend, Riley got arrested at an Eric July rip-a-verse event. Stuttering John is making himself look terrible over and over again calling out Quad for being in a wheelchair as if that's a W for him. Cardiff One who said it which is really annoying. So you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser.

The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. Next week's Teaser. It's the part of the show we tease the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts,

and I have quite the tease for ya. Your podcast stinks. Your podcast stinks. That is correct. Cardiff, I see that you gotta go, buddy. Yeah, I gotta go. Anything you wanna plug? Patreon. I gotta do anything on a plug Patreon.com slash car electric and subreddit surfing this Saturday Helga. Oh

Yes, Saturday morning Saturday morning before I could dabble in live right before the breed the beat Abilene live pre-show. Yes, beautiful All right. Thanks Carter. Thanks for coming out buddy Thanks for the game Yeah, so Pat oats will be on the show coming up this week and always a good time with our boy Pat Oates and Lucy thanks for coming on today. Thank you for having me always good to have you. What have you been up to anything? Oh everything just always staying busy. Yeah, I just released a review of serial mom with Tony from hack the movies It's awesome of that. Yeah coming up next week cry Baby, I'm on a little bit of a John Waters kick.

You can, of course, always check me out on Patreon. That stuff is all on my YouTube channel, which is Once Over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y. And then on Patreon, also Once Over with Kaylee, weekly popsicle reviews, the Stuttering Johnson review, and early movie reviews. And I believe that I'll be on your show. You sure will. Soon. You will.

Later this month. Yes. Talking about Unfrosted. Jenny Jingles will be on as well. That is accurate. Talking about, have you seen Unfrosted? Have we talked about this? Oh, I've seen it.

We haven't talked about it. What'd you think? It's fucking awful. It's so bad. It's so fucking bad. You want to like it. Like, I like all these people. What'd you think? It's so fucking bad you want to like it like I like all these people what's what are you doing? And then of course Andy and I also have something very exciting tomorrow night. We are doing tomorrow's Thursday, right? Yeah I know days. Yeah, I know you he looked at you like what are you talking about? We are doing the thing right? Yeah, Thursday nights Andy and I are doing Thursday matinee over on twitch

Tomorrow night we're gonna be talking about meatballs for We're watching you watching so I am good at words today. Yeah, yeah excellent at ploy Feldman centric meatballs It's really funny. I can't say I've ever seen meatballs for You shouldn't cool. So you should At 7 p.m.. Eastern watch it along with you guys. Yeah, right That's the movie and Andy of course you have all apologies podcast calm. Yeah this week we covered Dan Harmon and Justin Roiland both had sex scandals and me to

style things that they well Justin didn't really apologize ever apologize, but Dan Harmon it gave a TED Talk apology about his so we just kind of Cover him both just great and the how Rick and Morty is fucking terrible now But yeah, I mean the last season without those are wasn't there were season Mmm, I guess but I don't know I just feel the characters aren't the same drunk Rick Rick's not as drunk anymore And I don't know. It's just it's it's I don't know. I'm off it can't get drunk forever Yeah, any someone in the chat, I'm, is there anything else you wanted to say? No, no.

I apologize. Patreon.com. I apologize. Stay sorry. Someone in the chat is saying that you should fill in for Lisa Boswell until she gets back on that reality show. Have you reached out to Helga? Offered your services?

No, but if somebody reaches out to her and I get an invite into the show, I would probably do it. It just has to be before I go to work because I know they do a morning show So, you know, yeah, it's pretty early in the morning. I would do the show. Can you have Trump derangement syndrome? I Can try That's the right attitude this is why Annie is always here on time ready to go this is is her attitude towards things. I can try I'll make it happen Any what are you been up to? Well in a couple of weeks, we'll be coming back for my video game review podcast You can check it out on youtube.com slash at w ITGS will be covering Hades with voicemailer Mondays weekly

Excellent. I'm not gonna pretend we're ending the show like I normally do. Let's just get right into it. Let's get out of here Any other any new reviews that you want to read for us? No, there's not so just quickly I want to say fuck Eric July fuck John Melendez and Next week is my one- year anniversary on the show and Carl has more support for the trans community than John ever has publicly. Like yeah. Well, all right. That's all I have to say.

Well thank you. Happy anniversary. Happy anniversary. Thanks for being here. Thanks for being a consistent member of the team on Wednesdays. I appreciate that. And what's your deal with Eric July? Um, I don't like his comic book and I don't like the way he treats his fans. And he, he's just a, he's a pussy. Honestly, he, he told Riley to show up

and then Riley shows up and then he calls the cops on him for the last time he showed up. I didn't know he told Riley to show up. Yeah, he's been multiple times telling Riley to pull up. So, Eric Jai goes to a public event. Riley goes to a public event, is outside on public space. No wonder he had to do a show backtracking. I don't talk to cops. I don't know what's going on. Cops?

I've never heard of cops. I don't know what that is. I never said be on the lookout for this guy to show up. Sure you did. Wow. All right. Yeah, those are valid points. He's also just, his comic is bad. All of his comics are bad. That's the real bottom line. That's that. That's what

I've heard from people who break that shit down. I've watched a lot of people breaking down his stuff and it doesn't seem like it's great. Let's see what people are saying when they call into our voicemail. You can find it. Who areThese.com because he's like a pedophile or whatever and it's like, okay, I mean, he's not a pedophile, but secondly, who cares, even if he was? You know what I mean? Kids suck. They wouldn't be in trouble. They shouldn't have any fucking kids

that get neglected so that they can get ratted on, you know? So he could be still doing blow, fucking Aaron Impulse wise, you know, like doing all this fun shit, but his kids just had to be dirty. And, uh, get him in trouble, you know, so I don't think we should hate on veto. He's funny. Um, it's okay to make fun of pedophiles and also, I guess, like be sad and not on a synthetic good, whatever, go fuck yourself. Uh, hi Hi Chris.

Hi. I have a lot to say about that. I don't think it's okay to be chat. We're calling into support for Vito now? I was surprised by that. That's a new one. I like Vito, but this is the wrong show to support him on. That's okay, we can support Vito.

He's a guest on the show. I'm glad I have permission to make fun of pedophiles. Thank you. Well, he's also, he brought up some really good points about if you want to have drug-fueled orgies all weekend, the problem is the kids. Absolutely. That was really the only thing they kind of got in their way. Yeah. You know, that was the real stick of the spoke on that whole plan that they had. But the fact that he's just like, you know, Vito's funny. Who cares if he's a pedophile? No, but I think people do. I think that'd be he's just like, you know, Vito's funny, who cares if he's a pedophile?

Nobody cares. I think people do. I think that'd be... He's not. He's not, by the way. I think when people, everyone likes to throw that word around, like it's, you know, like, oh yeah, this person, that person, like, are they in jail? Because they should be.

Somebody was messaging me that Dan Schneider is getting, like, probably going to win a lawsuit because they put him in that Doc about right next to all these convicted sex offenders And there was like zero evidence that he was actually a sex offender right so he's probably gonna make a lot even whatever They make five sketch comedy bits about fucking babies But it's just like you have to have the proof That I mean maybe he is a pedophile, but there's no proof. Right. So, whatever, everybody's running around calling everyone a pedophile 10,000 times a day on the internet, but with no proof.

We weren't following the Nick Reketa thing, but before all this Aaron Immelt stuff started, Nick just lost a lawsuit against the person who was suing him for calling him a Pedophile on the internet for defamation like this like everyone loves saying that we're like everyone Yeah, depending on what side of the aisle you're on everyone's either a Nazi or everyone's a pedophile Yeah, no one's a Nazi. No one's a pedophile. All right, are there some yes, there's exceptions to every rule, but trust me Well, do you think are Nazis art and everybody thinks about a files not just FYI, but trust me. All the people you think are Nazis, aren't and everybody thinks a pedophile's not. Just FYI. But there are some out there.

There are some. We can't just go out saying it because it's a crime to call people a pedophile. Hey, Judy, it's coming up Friday. This is a big day. Oscar graduates from Calabasas High, as victor, valedictorian. Now my question is,

do you think Stendrin John's going to make a spectacle of himself at the graduation or the after party? Honey, I don't know what you've been drinking. I don't think they'll invite him, but if he goes, there's no question he's going to make a spectacle of himself. He's an idiot. Yeah, I agree with that. Okay, rock and roll. It's funny, I thought Judy was kind of mad at him, Gary, for listening to Stunnery Jonstel. Wasn't there a time she was like, you gotta stop listening to this trash. It's not good

for you. Now Judy's all back in. Well, actually the problem with that. You get sucked in. You get sucked in. I think the problem is he was listening to to it too much in the house too loudly. Yes, that's my problem, too Okay yelled at as well Carl It's funny Talking about the gym because I don't think you've ever been 20 there, but I guess six days a weekend I always said my gym bros selfies of my hard abs and my hot pecs and my tight glutes uh because who else is going to be criticizing yo man

your muscles are imbalanced you gotta work harder on x y and z so it's not gay if You're doing it to not be gay you're doing it to fuck bitches, you know what I'm saying? Okay, you got to go to the gym Carl lift some weights so you can fuck this It is. Oh my god, 50 seconds. Sorry. Not sorry. Lol. Fuck you. All right, Calvin I were called back again. He had more to say apparently On a side note, I really hope John Transition could become a fitness influencer. That would be, you could do weight lifting for geriatric alcoholics and lifting while drinking

at 67 years old. It would be mildly entertaining for like three weeks. I agree. That's a really funny character. Lifting while drinking. I'm glad that you're cool at the gym entertaining for like three weeks I Agree, that's a really funny character well drinking I'm glad that you're cool at the gym like Kristal a cow photographer. Yeah, right I Feel like John could be like a Hansen Franz for this generation or something Yeah, that would be a funny bet job because he's both a

trainer Who caught Carl? Both a drug fitness trainer. Carl, uh, this is your one black half black and gay listener. Yeah. I will be coming to dabble con. I'm very excited. Um, I'm going to be the only gay fit guy there. Um, so you'll definitely see me. I can't wait to see you and you're like weird face and I can't wait to give by Bob and Producer Chris and

maybe Blind Mike if you can see it to drink it. it. I'm very excited to see all you guys. Been listening for a while, so. Super Geek, Vinny, I'm gonna especially harass you. Swiggy Swoodie, I'm coming for that Vinny Polino booty. Wow. Wow. No one's ever said that.

No, that's very exciting. I'm sure he'll be flattered about that. And I'm looking forward to meeting you, sir. Don't. Weird face. Okay, maybe I'm not looking forward to meeting this person. Guys, there are people out there and I swear to God this is true, who are thinking they might not come to Davilcon. The amount of regret that you will have for the rest of your days if you miss Davilcon too, August 16th and 17th in Rochester, looking at you, Annie.

You better have a cousin's wedding to attend. I'm gonna be paying my rent just to buy my ticket. All right, see, this is the commitment that we get. Very good. Just got done listening to the new episode today, and now I can't stop doing movie lines in my head, and this one really got me. You know, you wanna know something frankly my dear

Nobody cares You want the truth Re-casting with Lisa Bob that's my new podcast I love that story. Hey Carl, Kenny from Canada here. Just a quick thought. Has anybody suggested it to Lisa Boswell that maybe she should get started up with a Cameo account? Oh. Because I mean, come on, who wouldn't love getting a birthday wish from her? Anyways, call me back. Okay, that's, I hope she's on the mend.

I hope we get to watch her. I hope she's on the show. I hope she's on the show. I hope she's on the show. I hope she's on the show. I hope she's on the show. I hope she's on the show. I hope she's on the show.

I hope she's on the show. I hope she's on the show. I hope she's on the show. I hope she's on the show. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna do that. I'm not gonna I said when I'm like, Oh, she never say this multiple times throughout the day Carly's stupid piece of shit But you're ready these of which there are two things two elements that people can pay for there's a meet-and-greet And there's the event itself right before you fucked up If everybody quite correctly assumed if they paid to the meet-and-greet which I assume is more expensive they get access to the meet and greet and the event. Why in the fuck would you not amalgamate the two things now and you make the same mistake again and you just cracked it by saying oh yeah by the way we're stupid assholes so we're doing the same fucking thing again

on your show time again. To fucking the meet-and-greet ticket price includes a price the event who's gonna come to fucking meet-and-greet and not the event This offensive gentleman from Over the pond is bringing us some good points right now. That is really dumb of me I know what to do with it as I said, I didn't even know it was available on their website Bag I was like holy shit. Yes. Okay. Yeah the magic bag show There's a meet-and-greet and their show tickets and they're separate but as he was saying that I'm like well You don't understand the system. They're using logistically that he goes We'll just bake the cost of the show ticket and the mean great. Oh, yeah

That does make a lot of us because they also like rush everyone out, and then they have to come back in again That's the thing you want to warn people about is I want to tell the venue not to do that Okay, I want to tell the venue like if they're here for the meet-and-greet I make sure they're taking for the show too. Yeah, they collect both that they click both Yeah, I'm gonna hang out. Yeah fire to see make some more money at the bar It's so weird plus pushing everyone out and having them get back in the box Are is the weekend pass VIP for dabble con to the VIP plus all of the shows Said I got I'm sorry. Do you have to buy the shows in the VIP for oh so the way DabbleCon works is when you buy a weekend pass, you get to go

into all the shows and the VIP gets you early access into the show. So, better seats and a poster and probably key chains. Everyone's making key chains. Probably get that. Cool. FedEx can pull it off but the VIP is almost sold out. Get those tickets if you want them but the weekend pass gets you into all the shows Access to all the shows what what's the you said there's a third day Which no oh there's three events. Oh Friday night Saturday noons the podcasting Saturday nights the awards You're working although we were talking about setting up karaoke. No, we are doing karaoke. But we were talking about Sunday.

No, isotopes, karaoke. We were talking about. Yeah, I'm not doing that. Okay. But we were talking about it. You and I talked about it. I brought it up in our meeting. I'll dance for that.

It's a lot. All right. You're asking a lot of Carl. Well, it's not just that. It's like people are going to be flying out Sunday. We're like, oh, hey, spend an extra fucking day here. But we did talk about doing a brunch at Radio Social. So we're going to talk to Don about maybe coordinating something so that all the devil, right now, people. Yeah, because they do a great brunch there. It's a huge place. It's a lot of fun. So everyone's sleeping over at Carlson. Just walk next door. Yeah, perfect. I was complaining about my Riley segment eric july summer today any chance of Kevin ever guessing again I could tell he wasn't up to date on the drama last time but I still enjoy his commentary and impressions

Yeah, I've asked him a few times I actually wanted to get Kevin back to do the living in the past with center and John is like This is a perfect opportunity. I'll try again. I'll keep bugging him try harder. I don't know what his deal is Hey, I know it's been said countless times before But the devil verse living inside of stuttering Jones head as went free as it has It surely reached like a new level watching him post videos of him at the gym sweating talking about you fucking assholes don't of him at the gym sweating talking about you fucking assholes don't fucking think that I work out and go to the gym like I can't imagine doing this set getting sort of busted

up to pulling like fucking shoe he doesn't even know this fucking shit where anyway I just I had to get this up my didn't bother me he's like fuck you don't come yeah John's doing this weird cope thing now where everything's a W. Like as pathetic as he looks and as much as everyone clowns him for everything, he's just like, I win again. What? How? I've been teaching the whole time. A pension.

Is that the only word he knows? Yeah. He substitute taught for two and a half years? He thinks he has a pension? There's no way retarded. Yeah. Well, let's say that he was paying into this thing that would get him a pension Let's pretend that's the case What's it worth? Like that's why I brought up. He was making nine thousand dollars a year It's like when you have this pension is gonna cash out years after your dad. How much is it worth?

No one's nothing. No one's impressed after your dad how much is it worth no one's nothing no one impressed Carl deluxe you created a monster for live shows on tonight for the dabble verse tookie soup Julie rock bottom and MLC this is nuts what's right by any jingles don't have to watch two of those. Jenny Jingles is an American podcast. Sweetheart, I keep it real. That's not debatable. Hold on a second. The guy goes, Deluxe, not the guy, Deluxe goes, wow, there's four live shows on. Yeah, we were on. WTP did an emergency episode last night.

So I was like, yeah, wasn't that great? It was Oz, Uncle Rico, Dooky Z. He didn't even mention Oz. Yeah, and you got in front of it. In that list while he's a West Coast guy, so maybe he was overworked. Rock Bottom and MLC, this is nuts. Jenny Jingles is America's podcast. Sweetheart, real, that's not debatable.

And it is White Boy Summer and Tukey Summer, Tukey Taliban. Yes, Tukey Taliban, Tukey Summer, white boy summer. I'm with you on that. Well, I'm boys and stay from Boston. Just got done listening to that clip of Aaron talking about potentially maybe in the early stages of possibly getting some pussy. And I didn't get what's so known as deuce chill. I got nerd chills. That dude is such a fucking nerd. It is so fucking hard to listen to him talk. Also, um, speaking of nerd shit, I produced a Chris episode 413 little 13 steps from nowhere dropped that. Fuck yeah, brother. Thank you guys. People are paying attention. I like that. I wish you weren't a liar. All right. Let me tell the story real quick about what I did on Sunday.

Yes. I just remembered I need to tell the story. So I got a note through Metta, which I don't check very often, but I do have people who check that for me. And it's the adult babies want me on the show. Oh, you reviewed our show. Why don't you come on our show? And I went, yeah, I'll do that.

That's fine. So I assumed it was the adult baby diaper lovers the usual bet the usual bet It was called with the adult baby diaper lovers and I'm like I want to talk to these weirdos and even in my correspondence with the person I was like I'm like you're worried about me making fun of me while you pee yourself on the internet, you know, and he Didn't react to that whatever so I just assumed so that Sunday morning I rewatched the episode with Ray DeVito of us doing the usual bat with the adult baby diaper lovers people I was like oh, this is crazy that I remember can't wait to talk to these people I get on the zoom call People pop up like oh, that's not these people at all

Oh shit driving guys the truck drivers when we were doing a competition for worst comedy show opposite 499. Yeah, yeah Yeah, do you remember who won that one by the way they asked me and I couldn't remember did yes So I get on there and it turns out I'm talking to the guys from adult babies and it was surreal Because they wanted to defend themselves or something. I'm like when when your show's not very good, you know that, right? Like, yeah, we know. We're not trying for her. And I go, well, okay.

So what are we talking about? You guys going to pee yourselves? I guess I'll take the episode down. So the main guy who reached out who was admittedly butt hurt about it, and he told me how he's an emotional guy. And I'm like, well, you're describing a woman. You know that, right? He goes, yeah, I know. Okay. And then I found out he lives with his parents still and he's me how he's an emotional guy and I'm like we are describing a woman, you know that right? He goes, yeah, I know. Okay, and then I found out he lives with his parents. So he's in his 40s. Oh

So I've been what we're dealing with here. So then I forget what I'm dealing with. You know, that's things are bad It's not putting yourself on YouTube. It's like a What was I talking about? Anyway? It was diapers are bad. It was was such a bizarre I think I won the more I did like 40 minutes on the show I think I won the more oh that's what he was saying so that he was trying to tell me that he's watched my show he's watched multiple episodes and he doesn't think that we're very funny it's like all right man that's cool I get it I just like if all right, man, that's cool. I get it.

I just, if my first exposure to something was them saying that I sucked, probably wouldn't be a huge fan either, right? It's kinda how that works. But the great part is the way they discovered our show is that one of their friends saw our Mario Bosco episode and was like, dude, check this out, it's pretty funny. And then the guy goes, huh, I wonder if they ever made fun of us And they immediately found it

That's a funny way to find it That really is yeah, it's hilarious so anyway. I was I was hoping to talk to diaper lovers you still can You mean it. I'll make it happen you promise you promise because that was I thought that was it after these people man That was a good episode. I was a good episode. I enjoyed that. I was all excited to play that for him Okay, this is still our drop at the end of the show. That's like these guys like oh, oh The one guy told me he's a really good stand-up So I said, you know my buddy Mike Geary is a kind of sewer

He does a great job breaking down stand up and he loves it I told him all about why you laughing told me check that out I go dude send me clips and we'll play it on who are these socials and we'll be fair I even say any clips come through Guess what? The episode's over! Hi, this is Hot Pitch Eric, and you're

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