Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep53 - The Higherside Chats

Episode Date: March 19, 2017

This week on WATP we bring you The Higherside Chats.  We actually enjoyed this show and Kevin is a semi-regular listener.  It's one of these "conspiracy theory" type shows so if you're into that or just want to hear two hosts make goofy noises and stuff, then check out this week's show!   Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello and welcome to another episode of Who Are These Podcasts? I'm Kevin and I'm Carl and we listen to podcasts so you don't have to. We want to remind our listeners you can visit us on WhoAreThese.com, our Facebook page, or on Twitter at Who Are These Pod. We're always looking for new podcast suggestions, so leave us a comment or post a death threat. Today we'll be reviewing a show called The Higher Side Chats. As always, we have listened to the episode separately. We have not discussed it with each other beforehand, so without further ado.

Let's find out once and for all. Who are these podcasts? It's Showtime. No time. WATB everybody! WATB everybody WATB WATB Hello another episode here we are so Kevin we listen to the higher side chats with our host Greg Karlwood This was an episode that featured a gentleman named Gordon White But what was your I mean you like the last podcast we did three angry nerds

What was your thought about this one? This is, I listen to this show. It is in my rotation. However, it has left my rotation several times. So it's a very difficult listen because it's all over the fucking place. They tackle topics that sometimes are interesting and then sometimes are so convoluted that only a stoner could try to tackle them.

And I'm not a stoner, so it doesn't quite mesh well with my world view. So, well, yeah. I totally agree with you. I had a note that I wrote down. I was listening to it and my car last time was driving out for dinner, popped it in. And I felt like I showed up to a trilogy halfway

through the third movie, because they just want you to do it. There's no context. They're getting into things that have no idea what this concept even means. And I go down the rabbit hole from time to time, but this shit was out there. Yeah, and yeah, that's part of the host will do that. Like they talk like the audience is in on everything. Like they already know like, oh, of course you know about fucking whatever earth theory,

you know, or whatever weird thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So I mean, they, they do a or whatever weird thing. It's pretty, yeah. Yeah. Exactly. So, I mean, they do a lot of that where it's, it can be off-putting. So I don't know how many new listeners this show takes on, or if it's just people who have been around for a long time and know all these topics and stuff, but it's a- Oh, I have a clip. Go ahead.

I have a clip that I think will get people who are listening to our show to understand what we're talking about. Number 10, this is the host I call this Greg takes things a little too far. Hell yeah. And you mentioned alien ghosts, but not only dead aliens. And I bring this up because in a recent magic themed episode with Mike's

intention, I had a stoner moment when he was explaining his entity encounters on the spiritual plane, and I thought, is it possible that these beings that you're interacting with are the projected consciousness of physical beings on other planets? What you just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard At no point in your rambling incoherent response Were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I Award you no points and may God have mercy on your soul. One of the best fucking lines ever. Yeah, so the reason why I picked this episode of this show, and I

will tell you that I also listen to this show, I do pick and choose which ones I listen to depending on the guest, but I chose this one because it's about alien ghosts Which I was very excited about it. You heard him talk about it in that clip there Alien ghosts. I was like wow. This is gonna be sweet Do you want to get into the alien ghost stuff, Kevin? Sure All right, so I have a track on here number five. It's called say it. Say it. Yes. If the spirit world is here, it's mustaches throughout the universe. Yeah, and that is

something we don't really think about because that necessarily implies that there are I mean, these are dodgy words, but like they're alien ghosts I mean, these are dodgy words, but like they're alien ghosts. Donnie! You said it, there you go. Edward, we're in. Let's go. Now that was like 10 minutes. So they were already talking about all these castes I never heard of.

And I was falling asleep a little bit and I perked right up. Like, yes, there he goes. So then he goes on to talk about Trek VI, a war planet in alien ghosts. Think a listen to this one. It's the war planet and the one planet that appears to have been born in our solar system. Yeah. We associate with war, for instance. And you kind of think, well, where did that idea come from?

And interestingly, however much it sounds even more crazy when you're talking about, say, magic and euphology, is you go, well, maybe an alien ghost, like quite literally, maybe some kind of contact with other parts of the spell. Again, you go, kind of like more to fill out the model along if there is a spell out here. I mean, that sounds fair It is so out there so when they started talking about the war planet, which I guess is Mars. Yeah, yeah There's there's evidence of bombs exploding at Mars. That what they were saying well, yeah, that's the theory with Mars is there's a lot of There's one. There's a guy by destroy it, right? Well, yeah, I mean, obviously that's one theory, but there's one of the theories is that there's a big trench that's kind of looks like it's been like a nuclear something something massive happened there like there's been claims that there was an alien war there and that the planet was destroyed and that uh

all right so so i don't know about the war plan this is all news to me but i do know about and cabinet i don't know we've talked about this we talked about dire rea planet on the show no i don't think we have it no sweet all right so there's this band called direarrhea Planet and they've written one of my favorite songs ever. I pulled a clip just to get everybody up to speed if you haven't heard of Diarrhea Planet, play Track 7. The Bones! The Bones! The Bones! The Bones! The Bones! The Bones! The Bones! The Bones!

The Bones! The Bones! The Bones! The Bones! Is that... Is that I am boner? Yeah, so this song is called Ghost with a boner. Okay, of course. Of course, it's a great, great tune.

I recommend you check it out. But I thought because of the topic of this show, I could actually work Diaria Planet into this. And so I put together what I would refer to simply as my masterpiece. It's called Alien Ghost with a Bona. Alien Ghost. Alien Ghost. Alien Ghost. Alien Ghost. Alien Ghost. Alien Ghost. Alien Ghost. Alien Ghost. Alien Ghost. What a daily ruff join the band. I'm most proud of when it gets you to the college answer part the second half of the course there. I don't know I thought

that was brilliant. I've already submitted several record labels we'll see what happens. Oh, I'm sure. Crossy We should cross the my fingers for you that they. Yeah, well, make sure to follow my blog to check out by an update for that. Ghost with a boner, it sounds like a really, really Oh, I got a no-scoob! This is got a powder! He's raw! Rawr! Oh, I got a no-scoob! He's got a throbbing one in his pants!

Yeah, what I love about this band is this concept of a diarrhea planet because you can think about how our planet has 70% water. And so this could be called the water planet, but it's not all water. This planet is all diarrhea. It's not like a diarrhea pond. It's not a diarrhea ocean. It's a diarrhea planet. Is there actual land on the diarrhea planet? It's just like's like water world just it's like it's like it's like

it's like a it's like a stinky water world wow it's pretty interesting wow Kevin Koster is already writing the script so we'll see how it goes diarrhea water world watery watery shit's. If you poop they will come. Wait what? I think that's a different kind of costume movie. Yeah I would. Dances with Diary is. Ha ha ha.

Anyway, the Hireside Chats. So as we talked last week, the Hireside Chats is THC is a stoner show. This is a show for, well, not for, but by some stoners. It's really funny too because when I started listening to this show, I don't know, that's probably about a year or so ago, I found it and the host sounds like a former coworker of mine and it's very distracting so every time I hear it I just picture this guy but it doesn't fit at all because this guy just wouldn't be talking about diarrhea planets and ghosts with donors and shit it just doesn't add up to me. But I think your, I think your whiteries are going to cross. Probably, you know, probably.

What did you think of the host? I mean, what's your, your thought? Well, I actually have, I have a whole bit of that. If, if you want to get into it, I, like I said, I like this show, but he's talking to this guy, who is a very proper Australian gentleman, very learned and author, really, even though I didn't know

what he was talking about, sounded very intelligent. And then this host would come in just like, hey, yeah man, cool. So we're dynamic at that point here. Yeah, well, it was also funny too when the host or the guest I'm like, wait. So we're dynamic at what I hear. Well, it was also funny too, when the host or the guest would be like, yes, and then it's a whole bunch of bullshit.

It's completely fucking stupid. Like, you'd be dropping F-bombs. You're like, whoa. Just it's weird to like hear like a Carl Sagan type like dropping F-bombs and describing Ghostboner. Well, if you don't mind, I have some clips. Like I said, I've prepared bit here about this host. Well, you know how our audience loves when we do bits.

So, yes, I've heard a lot of good things about it. Yeah. So here is setting things up. I call this the host is a stoner. And this is exactly an example of what I was just talking about. Play track two. We now have admittedly their scant data points but we have more than we used to about how the kind of human spirit world interaction works and we should use those data points as a torch to sort of look back across the

timeline and see if additional insights or an improved context emerges as a result. Yeah, right on. And he does that a lot. Excellent. I got it right on. Right on. Oh, man. Yeah. I would I heard that I would I wouldn't think of your co-worker,

but I was thinking of other people who could host the show and what that would sound like. So here's a track that I call alternative host number three. And we should use those data points as a torch to sort of look back across the timeline and see if additional insights are in improved context emerges as a result. That's fine, that's fine, okay. That was a deep cut. That's what you've got. No, this one's probably a little bit more spot on. I'll turn the post to, which is Track 4.

And we should use those data points as a torch to sort of look back across the timeline and see if additional insights are in improved contact sumerges as a result. Yeah, that would be cool. Yeah. Yeah. Hey man, this guy is fucking great man.

I totally agree with everything he says man. He does this ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha 16 and just listen to it the guy was he's gonna be like boom like this guy is dropping knowledge bombs watch out Mokka here at me the most data points that we have available that we maybe didn't have available 15 years ago boom I agree man Yeah, there's times I just wonder if the dudes just rolling a joint while I guess talks Yeah, there's times I just wonder if the dudes just rolling a joint while I guess talks I mean boom yeah, totally Listen to this track when this guy starts talking you just reminds me of someone play track 18 Yeah sweet Jesus it is a complex strange history and we long for simple answers man, but

This guy is like it's but holy actually went to class This guy's like a less hateable Sean Ben. You just described everyone in the world. Yeah, man, I just, I'm sorry, were you talking? I was totally rolling up a joint on this journey album that I have out here in my coffee table trying to get the seeds out man. I don't think that's a thing. I don't think they have to get the seeds out. Yeah, I don't think so. I guess that's probably not. I'm not in a modern roof. Well, I think the journey album probably should be Asian. That didn't stop me. It was the season to stop me. Wait a second.

It just doesn't sound right. Oh, shit. Yeah, it's. It was difficult. I guess listening to this show as a reviewer, because I'm used to putting it on is almost background noise. A lot, unfortunately, a lot of the podcasts in my rotation are really to kind of keep me coming. I work from home. So I don't have a lot of interaction with anyone really on the phone and stuff. So a lot of it is just I put on something just to feel like I'm, you know, not lonely. And this is one of those, this is one of those shows that I put on,

but every once in a while, I'll have the proverbial look up for my journey album, and I'll be like, what the fuck did they just say? We're talking about cat vagina-vagan plants, and whatever random thing comes out of the guy's mouth. Well I like the out to pretend that you're not lonely. I like the podcast you that for you. But since you said that I have a segue here. Play track 17. The idea that it's wacky or somehow fruity to assert that your cat isn't a spirit or concy spirit. I might as well like that one.

You see, I told you, you're cat. See spirits all the time, probably with ghost boners, I would imagine. Yeah, no, what is she doing? She's running. She's in a full sprint across the hallway. Is there another ghost in the boner in the lobby over here? What's going on? sprint across the hallway. Is there another ghost of the bowler that lobby over here? What's going on?

Ralph! I like at the end of the shadow. We're jumping all around here, but I like that he does this sort of, I call it the Jerry Springer wrap-up. You know, on the Jerry Springer show, he would do that thing like his thoughts at the end. This guy does that for every show and it's like a rambling wrap up at the end that is... I just got to play it because it's hard to explain for the audience. It speaks to a switch I'm going through and have been wrestling with for a few years. Is the goal to start a revolution and tear down the power pyramid brick by brick? Sure, it sounds good, shouted through a megaphone in Texas, but is it wiser to admit you can't make people change?

Yeah, so he does these kind of little silo-liquely things at the end where he tries to wrap it up and he's got all these like sands and like, oh, it's it's cool if you like try to you cheat here sluff off the shackles of whatever and shout it from the mountop. He's got always like, you know, slaying things that he throws in there. Well, he is very well rehearsed. He obviously has these things written down, but he reads them very well. And that's part of the thing that's interesting to me is he starts off to show with this amazing guest introduction. He does guest introduction better than anyone.

And we are comparing this last week when we were listening to three angry nerds and how terrible they were at just having a conversation and how this guy is so buttoned up. And then as soon as he gets to the interview party, he sounds like a total stoner, he just doesn't even really even hang on. But play track one, I call this amazing introduction of a guest. And so now more than ever, it's clear a resurgence of the magical perspective is needed and thus back in the THC saddle for a sixth time, ready to ride this wave once again and running away with the title of returning champion is the Sir William Wallace of Wizards, my friend and yours, Gordon White. He restored the magical context of our past and starships, he updated the spells for our

modern economic reality and the chaos protocols, and now he's caulking up the cracks and stitching up the seams between the two in a new e-book, pieces of eight chaos magic essays and enchantments. The proud father of three amazing books, and of course, runesoup.com. My primary map maker for the magical worldview, if sharks were sorcerers, he'd be the great white. Gordon, my man, welcome back to my humble sanctuary.

It is impressive. How many hours has he spent writing that? Let alone actually getting it correct. I wonder if the guest has sit there and listening to him go through that 12 or 13 times before he finally gets it. Hold on a minute, man. Let me start over.

I wonder if the paper in front of him just says boom. And like, that's cool, man. Like all the little things he said. Those are the things he has to write down. And then when he does the intro, I have to all this off the couch. Right. That'd be amazing.

That is quite the end. Yeah, but all those sayings that you're right, he's got so many sayings and so many things. And, literation and then all these, like, it's impressive. That's all I have to say. It's very impressive.

It reminds me of my standup days when I would host shows, like if I'd hosted a comedy club or something like that. And the format is you say what the guest or whatever the headliner, you tell what they've been in, those types of things, you do it quickly, you say, you may have seen him in blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, that's usually the format, right? You say the person's name at the end. I always had this problem when I, especially when I first started hosting where I would just do like this guy did it,

fucking do like a 20 minute intro to the guy. And the person would be just like standing there like, what the fuck the fuck dude bring me on stage So I I can I kind of know but I know where near the the level that this guy is In terms of his execution of the of the English language but and we should we should mention that this show is Over an hour it starts with him doing about 90 seconds of just nonstop, like you just heard, talking about the show that's coming up and the guests and all this stuff.

And then at the end, like Kevin mentioned, he goes through this whole other thing where he wraps it up. And then there's another hour that you can get if you're a subscriber online. And he says, you know, if you pay for the second hour, get you a deeper into the topic. At no point did I want to get deeper into the topic of alien ghosts. I was good at alien ghosts from what I got from the first hour. I don't know if I knew. It's alien ghosts.

Yeah. I know it's alien ghost Yeah, yeah, he I've had some some of these shows man are just some of the back catalog if you were will is is very It's out there man. It's some really fucking weird shit like I I Occasionally entertain the the lizard people, you know topics and weird shit like that, but This will go into areas that it's just mind-boggling that people even have These thoughts on their head like they've actually put these things together, so Well, what I love is the way they explain it with conviction.

It'd be one thing if you and I were on a show and I was saying, you know, Kevin, it's not crazy to think that it's possible. Maybe humans were brought here from an alien life form. And that's how humanity started. But no, these guys haven't all figured out somehow. They have all of the answers, you know, exactly how humanity started but no these guys haven't all figured out somehow they have all the answers you know exactly how life started they know the journey to the cosmos that occurred you're like okay if you weren't so fucking arrogant about it I'd listen to you well that's the same problem with that show that ancient alien show right that's why I love it so much because that guy will

talk and then they they twisted around so it always fits their narratives It's like right like are these that one guy on their fucking kills me not the weird hairdo But there's this other guy who talks like this. I know I've talked like this guy before on our podcast and he yeah so he he'll there'll be uh they'll pose the questions so like is it possible that the writers of the Bible were extraterrestrial aliens? Yes! Like they'll Yeah, it was written by alien ghosts, of course. Yeah, all right. Move it on. Was Buddha?

That missed. Yeah, it's like they're, they just go in the craziest directions and then they always just try to, you know, circle around and confirm what it was. Was Mars a war planet destroyed by alien technology created here on Earth first by Buddha and his many minions. Yeah the answer is yes. You can go ahead and check yes off on the multiple choice. Yes. True or false? True. Speaking of technology, I have a track on here that I call ghost technology. And this again, news to me.

Play track or web. The dead and the living continue to evolve together. And you're going to start getting really interesting technologies. And for us as the experiences of that, it suddenly becomes very difficult to say, well, is that one a ghost or is that one like a live one that's using ghost technology or vice versa? So I was thinking about this, it makes a way to say, ghost make their own technology. This actually makes sense because the iPhone hasn't improved very much. I have a Steve Jobs as a way better iPhone than I do right now. He's probably got all figures like, well they're worried about the camera.

I've got this whole thing with 3D graphics and projection. He's doing trade shows up in heaven or whatever the hell he is. Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense that Ghost would have their own technology, and trade shows up in heaven or whatever the hell he is. Yeah, it doesn't make a lot of sense that ghosts would have their own technology, but... Well, think about it, though. If you had a touchscreen and you were a ghost, that'd be very frustrating. So, maybe this ghost technology is all telepathic.

It could be, or maybe they're just really in the blackberry. They want a physical keyboard. I mean, I should be physical keyboard keyboard I want to be able to do it tax while I'm driving I don't want to look down no I'm sorry yeah well actually ghost the way they say it is I need a physical keyboard that's how it goes talk by now who you really are out who you really are. It's old man winners. I just think you know Steve Jazz is in there going these idiots are scrolling through their phone touching icons I just think the word angry birds and I'm playing this this goes technology is so much better another deep cut

Not go is that better no that's also not All right, I got a trek out here and this goes back to talking about Greg Carlson Carlwood Sorry the host and talking about how he's kind of a stoner. Yeah, Greg Carlwood, he's got here, the guest goes on and on. You've no idea what he's talking about, and then he gives a triumphant hell yeah. Play track night. The materialists of the atheists don't go and get past life regressions. It's just the people who are already into it. So the data is a bit messy. Whereas like a four-year-old doesn't know or care either way. And so you get really interesting past life data out of them. And it's not to assert, you know, a full, because you're dealing with memories that have kind of crossed bodies.

So it's not a assert that it's some kind of DV recording of an event that happened, but again you get these components you go well that's funny that has a fuzzy overlap with some of the Richard Hogan John Brandenburg stuff. Oh yeah. What the fuck are they talking about? One of my favorite jingles right there. I gotta tell you, that jingles never run more true than this podcast. So as I'm listening to it, I'm on dictionary.com trying to figure out what directed pansepermia and chaos magic is. And dictionary.com told me to Google it.

And it's through its hands and the air. No idea. This guy used so many $10 words. It was a to follow. I've got a... This is just some of the ridiculousness. This is, I guess, for people who aren't quite getting the point that we're trying to make this as a fucking retarded. Here's another just crazy rant. I frankly do think you need to know something to clear a spirit from your house. Like it can be hubs, it can be a prayer.

I think you need to know that. I think you need to know kind of like, ooh, that like walking over one's grave, kind of Ike evil eye thing. I think you need to know how to clear that. So it's important to know how to clear ghosts. I'm glad you clicked that. Yeah, when I was listening to that I was thinking because again, it sets it up as You know, these are things that people used to know how to do and no one knows anymore. I was thinking like yeah, you know like change a flat tire No, no, no, no, you'll spear it out of the house

The sad part of it is because he mentions the evil eye in there, which is an Italian thing. I vaguely remember that whole ceremony thing for my childhood. Yeah, and seeing ants and shit do it. It's like not like the insect. I mean like aunts and uncles do do this thing. It was like something with Water yeah, nobody thought you were talking about it. Well, you know, I just want to You mentioned you're a telly and why would anyone assume but why is he talking about bugs all of a sudden? Well, but this you know what I mean It looks awesome, this is odd. Well, but this, you know what I mean? It looks like they're fine, all right, back to it.

I've followed you. It's something to do with like water and oil and the separation of like the olive oil and the water. Like you put water in a saucer and I don't know. There's some weird shit with the evil eye thing. It's an old world Italian thing They do that they do that in Olive Garden and they include it on limited Perfect I know exactly what they put yeah they put the olive oil on the on the plate with some pepper

Yeah Great apartment Well, I got to say I did grow up with some of this stuff in my life, some of this kind of musical stuff. My mother was kind of into this stuff, not like practicing magic or any weird shit, but she was interested in hearing about the stuff, which I am too. I mean, I'm interested in it.

I don't obviously do any weird shit like this, but that's why I think I was exposed to like you know crystals and fucking how to get rid of an evil eye and burning sage in your house to go to spirits and that kind of crap. So I'm I was around it at a relatively young age so maybe that's why I gravitate towards this style of podcasts and stuff but this one is just there's no real reason besides your extremely high and your, you need to listen to something to keep you company or something. I don't know where else this podcast would play into your life. Well, Kevin, let me give you a practical clip from here where the guy poses a pretty good

question. Play Track 12. Seriously, what if the universe just stood out in half a second to go? Like, you'll never know. Literally, you'll never know. Unpatriable. Literally, literally, we'll never know if the universe started a half a second ago. I'm looking at Skyype. We've been talking for 39 minutes. looking at skype we've been talking for 39 minutes. 39 is greater than 0.5 seconds. So I literally know the universe did not start a half a second ago.

But what if we're all in like a matrix type scenario where you know, I think we are. I honestly think we are. They're just spinning it up. Like just they just rebooted and we just left off from where we were so like at universe Well, you tell me that in this matrix-like environment Microsoft doesn't know how to Tell time that that can't be the case I'm pretty sure the Skype counter is accurate on this one Ever since Microsoft took over Skype man ever since Microsoft took over Skite Man, it's been a conspiracy against the pig people, the pig faced people who live under rocks in the desert. Listen, listen,

Rosie O'Donnell has nothing to do with. Alright, let's not go there. Alright, I got a couple more to play for you. I have track 14. This is where this guy gets a little bit bonkers. Finally. OK. You're ready. But if you're interested in magic, and you have had experiences of things like haunted objects

or books that have their own journey, which I think is another thing that happens. I think are you demonstrating that there's a haunted Kuku Klock? If I was a sky psychologist I would just be writing a lot this guy up in my no-pad. Oh yeah oh yeah books that go out there on july, okay yep let's talk about that. Drawing pictures like jadding pictures down of a again prison. No, just be drawing a straight jacket. Oh yeah, no, yeah, no, my objects I'll have feelings and thoughts. Yep, keep going. All right, I have one more

track on here. The guy uses the word Goldilocks in a way I've never heard before. Goldilocks in a way I've never heard before and he says it multiple times. Play track 15. The one that you kind of Goldilocks you'll wait to and I Goldilocks through all of them. I went, is this one that we Goldilocks you'll wait to? Stop saying Hawaii in there. We've heard you for Goldililocks your way to something. Well the funny the the funnier part is the the way you named the track on here is says Goddy locks. So I thought that's what he was gonna say. I'm like I don't remember I was saying Goddy locks. All right

to the typo. Geez. Yeah I'm holding you to no. I've never heard Goldilocks Ever used in any other concept except the dumb story Somehow wandered your way into a scenario or something I guess like if you Goldilocks your way to Three some like a few just walked into a room with two girls who were already going at each other and they were out of dildos or something like that would be Goldilocks I don't know I don't know. I recently Goldilocks my way into a threesome. Let me tell you about it. I like that. and I tried Judaism and I totally locks my way into Catholicism.

Right? Would that be? I don't know. I have no idea what that is. It's the comedy rule of three supplies to Goldie and I have no idea. Yeah, no, I've never, certainly never heard that term. I do like the end of that story though, when they eat the kid, the bears, eat the child. That is the best part.

And then they poop them out, so she's like, scat somewhere. She's, she's bear poop, the woods somewhere. Good old Goldilocks, little sprig of gold hair, coming out of a pile of poo. Well, she was an intruder and quite frankly, it comes. Yeah, I think she had a got what she had coming. Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, they didn't even have ADT and their fucking doors. Come on, bears.

God, bears. They go out for a little while. They don't. Yeah. Somebody needs to upsell them on the ADT home life package. So you're seeing it, connecting to our Wi-Fi. Oh, shit. Mr. Grizzly, you really could benefit greatly by securing your home. He's like, I'm a fucking bearer. No one's going to come into my house. No one's coming here. I'm not going to watch my living room from work. If that's what you're applying. You know, take a's coming here. I'm not gonna watch my living room from work. If that's what you're implying. You know take a look around here. I live in a cabin. I'm pretty smart. I built something in the woods. I have beds that we sleep in. I eat human food called porridge which I don't know what that is. It

sounds terrible. It does. It sounds like oatmeal but I don't I don't really know if it's oatmeal or not. Goldilocks seem to like it though it's a little cold for in the beginning and then that's too hot as it were and then just the right temperature at one point when she was eating it. I just I just walked everyone through the Goldilocks store. Kevin we just Goldilocks their podcast. Yeah yeah. I've changed the meaning of it means to totally ruin something. Yeah Any more customer to show that you want to play I got one at the end breathe signs off another crazy

Sain and then really ridiculous music. I don't know if you ever did you clip any of the intro music at all? I didn't I enjoyed that They did a nice job. Really? Well, I mean, I guess it's well done. It's just doesn't to me fit with the concepts of that they're talking. I don't know. That's a weird thing. But here's the his sign off and then into like the first couple notes of the outro music, which is much different from the beginning. Yeah the outro is weird. Your move alien ghosts, your fucking move. So it's a ceramic lock on apparently does the fucking outro. Yeah it's weird how it's like it gets

into all this crazy shit and it's like and and that leads a love to play us out. That got from pig phased monsters from outer space. And I have another one read he mentions the Almighty Prophet John Mayor. But to take a line from the wise sage John Mayor, I do know people who are waiting on the world to change. And magic is about changing your world. So think about that people. Yeah, think about that. You would think this guy would listen to bands like Diary of Platon. So he's listening to John Mayer. Yeah, it is all.

Well, he's a stoner, you know, he's a hit the top. That is hot. So, at some point, he gets into it with Gordon White. And he, they're talking about, his Gordon White believes in everything that's possible to exist. So, he says, how do you figure that there's both ghosts and multiple lives? So reincarnation, because he you figure that there's both ghosts and multiple lives, so reincarnation? Because he believes in both of those things. And that was like the homin'-a-hommin'-a-moment. Wow, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha He's pulling his collar out. Yeah. Don't be stupid.

You're all right. Yeah, this is for everybody out there. If you're into this kind of like crazy conspiracy shit, and this isn't even like conspiracy stuff, really. I mean, it's just really far out stuff. This isn't like, you know, the Twin Towers, how can steel melt bullshit? It's... Well, there is a few episodes about that on this podcast.

Well, yeah, I guess they have covered that stuff before. Oh, yeah. The more... The bigger majority, I guess, of the shows are a lot of these really out there concepts, not that melting steel beams and all that weird shit isn't considered out there to some people, but if you're looking for conspiracy strictly from that point, you might want to check out an info or something like that. Good old Alex Jones might be more your speed. This is more like you've just smoked a really giant blunt

and you don't know what time it is or what day it is and you just turn on your record player and somehow that plays podcast. And it plays this instead. All right, I gotta stop you again. A blunt and a record player. First of all, people vape these instead. All right, I got to stop you again. A blunt and a record player. First of all, people vape these days. All right.

They vape and they put in their ear buds. I don't know what fucking world you're in. I'm old. I'm like, I'm going to say maybe in maybe in two sad as what's going on. But no, and honestly, what's funny about this is you and I both said it. We listened to this show. I would recommend it.

Some of the episodes are ridiculous like this one that was possible to follow. It was just silly, but there's a lot of good ones with good guests and I'll continue to listen to THC, even though I am also not a stoner. I do enjoy this show and it's one of the best ones that we've reviewed, which is not saying very much. Sorry Greg. Yeah, it's just the topics are the crazy part. I mean, you know, he could be a stoner obviously, but like you said, he's able to execute very well as a host. I mean, he's very on execute very well as a host.

I mean, he's very on point for the most part. Yeah, I mean, despite the hell, yeah, the hell, yeah, as in booms, I mean, his, his intros and outros are great. He does have a very good way of speaking. I don't know how else to say that's the dumbest thing. He's a good broadcaster. He's not interviewing someone. He speaks good. He's ever. He's a good broadcaster. He's not interviewing someone. He speaks good.

He's good. He got good speaks. Yeah. Where's the people reviewing podcasts? Does everyone see what's going on here? Oh boy. Just a quick note. If we're wrapping up, if for last week for three angry nerds, they did get back to us and they said they appreciate.

Yeah, they said they appreciated the review and things like that. So they were really really cool about it. And so our hats are off to them for coming to us and requesting a review, if you will. So it's cool to hear from a show who doesn't take themselves too seriously like ourselves. So how did they get back to us? I didn't see anything. I think it was a tweet or a direct message. I'm gonna have to take a look and see. I'll have to check that out.

Yeah. Let's see if I can find it real quick. We don't have to do a lot. We're doing our show, Gavin. We can take this a high. Well, people stopped listening, like probably 20 minutes ago, so it's... It's so funny. The episode we did that was an older gay guy show.

I don't think anyone heard that episode till the end. Everyone I talked to was like, I didn't fail out of that one. Just too much speed of stock, too much dick bump dog. So I found the mentioned us in a tweet and it just said, some of you maybe used to our format over the past four years, but these guys really do discuss some things we can improve on thanks WATP. So from, yeah, from the three angry nerds guys. So thanks for for getting it for understanding hold on a second. That sucks. I wanted them to say we suck back

That's the whole point. Yeah, yeah, there's actually it's actually people out there that enjoy our show which I'm happy. So thank you to do to you people who get it and write reviews. We had another new review, which is funny. Carl, if you want to check that out, probably won't make any sense to the audience or anyone who reads the review. But they did say that they heard about it from Max Power. So that was the review. I heard about this from Max powers. I believe it said so

Anymore from the world famous the isotopes from the world famous the isotopes. Yeah, nice. The rock and roll combo if you will No, yeah, um, so what do you got? Do you have Any idea what we're doing next week So what do you got? Do you have any idea what we're doing next week? Kevin, not only do I have an idea, but you're gonna get excited about this. I have a teaser clip. I'm gonna tell you what's that! Oh yeah! You know what that's about. It affects me.

One of these days I'm gonna get better at triggering that. I know it's so funny. It's the most awkward part of our show. I was just reintroduced that. Sound effect. It never flows well. I think maybe we should bring this up in our next dot board meeting. Yeah, yeah, okay. So we have a podcast that we're going to listen to.

Next week we're going to do this all over again. We have a whole new podcast to review. And this one I'm pretty excited about. I think you will be too when you listen to a clip that I pulled that I always take to call a teaser clip, just to give you a taste of what next week's going to be all about. Well, homeschooling is like interior decorating in that you as the parent are like the designer, and your kids are like the clients.

Now, the designer designs the layout of the room, the layout of the room, what gets hung on the walls, what furniture goes where, but then the designer leaves and the client has to live with the room with the decoration. Now when you are a homeschooler, when you homeschool, you as the parent are the designer. If you send your kids to public school, you're letting the government be the designer of your kids' room. And when I say room, I mean your kids' brain or their education. What's in the end of shit. I like how you had a breakdown that metaphor for us. When I say room in the scenario, I'm talking

about their education. Right. Get it. So this is a show called the Happy Home School. Oh boy. Alright, we're going to listen to an episode from January 4, 2010 and it's called How to Home School? What is Home School? So it's the Happy Home School. How do I hope they do the second part of that before the first part of it. So I hope I learned what home schooling is before I know how to do it. Yeah, it's a little redundant. And what I like about it and the reason why I pulled that clip is because these guys have an agenda. You can tell there. it's like, yeah, hey, listen,

you know, we're homeschooled, we think it's great, unless the government to teach your children. Bop, bop, bop. Oh, boy. Oh, boy, I have to start to be an interesting one. So, the fun one. I'll tell you the breakdown of the show. The two short episodes, the long ones are about 20 minutes.

The short ones are more like one or three minutes. So what I'd like to do, Kevin, is maybe listen to a bunch of them and pull clips because I'm feeling it's going to be all over the place. I'm excited about this. OK. We can do that. So we'll just randomly attack, attack some episodes of the

of the home schooling. I'm interested to see how they they tackle the how people are actually listening to the podcast, you know, because who knows, cell phones could be evil to these people if they're home schooling. They could be like, you know, pressing the podcast on fucking vinyl around like a player playing a role or something to get it into the house. It's funny, it's funny you say that because the graphic for this show is like an attractive mom with her kids staring at a laptop screen. So literally homeschooling these days is I don't know Google it. Yeah. It's like all right, did you guys learn how to read and write? Great, we're good to go.

Google everything from here on out and I'm going to go take a nap. That's pretty much how kids at school do now anyway. Yeah, why not? They're just going somewhere, you know, They're actually physically going to a building, but then mostly googling everything that they're doing anyway. So learn your times table to 12, and then we're going to call it a day. Everything after that, just Google it.

Why did we learn our times table to 12? That's a weird one, isn't it? I guess, I don't know. I didn't really... Math is a really shitty subject for me. That was always really... I was always very bad at that. So you're an IT now. So you decided that. I wanted to deal with two numbers and two numbers only. This whole thing is... Zero's and one's, baby. It's all I need, zeroes and one. Now thank God I haven't ever really needed to use math and my line of work. I'm not in development or anything like that or really anywhere that

I couldn't just use a calculator and figure it out. So, but I am one of those really retarded people with math. So I just won't let other people like calculating the tip I like look at other people like what should I put down that's the type of person I am because I just now refuse to learn anything I'm like fuck math I don't need it I am gonna go back to the show and get a clip from it where you say I one of those really retarded people that will be showing up in future episodes of the 18th You know, you know, I slay you all I slay you all So please people join us again next week because it might be the episode we find out

I want some for all Who are these podcasts? Sleep well every pony Party in the morning of morning radio And now to show these polls right now morning radio. You know, who are these podcasts? I don't know. I don't know. I don't get it. Makes no sense.