Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep544 - The Best Damn Podcast

Episode Date: August 15, 2024

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Also, actually you know what the way that they do it the reason why PBR is popular there It's because they have the special where if you buy a PBR you get a shot like three bucks Which is like airports do they're always trying to pester you like hey Do you want some shitty whiskey like did I ask for shitty whiskey? Well back in the day they would give you a PBJ right with your PBR. Yeah, they stopped doing that I don't know it comes with a side order of diarrhea It goes right through you. It's not good for you. It's not good for you at all dr. Steve told me Tickets are all are on sale also for the magic bag October 25th the magic bag

Comm is where you want to go for those tickets We encourage our listeners to give us a five-star review on Apple podcast and shit over so in the comment section and do you have New reviews for us. I did bring two I don't know right new they are but all right very good today We'll be reviewing a show called The Best Damn Podcast. This was a suggestion from Mike Eldritch on Metta. We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it.

It was the beforehand. Let's get into it. It's a show that's hosted by Tyler, Dr. Sage, Bubba, Tyler Cooley, Aplecakes, AKA AP, and Jason Wilhite. Now there might be others as well. I've noticed it top lobster different There's different people. I'm glad you know sure it's any of their names because the only one I got was Tyler By the way what are two Tyler's what are my homework assignments is figure out who the hosts are this was not an easy one

That's time. Yeah, I was scrambling to figure out who the fucking hosts were So they broadcast it on stream yard and like we are and you know You have your names like right here at the bottom of the screen But for the most of the time they have a chat on the screen and you can't see any of their names So I'm like, oh great now I can't figure any of this out and I can't like I'm not gonna stop driving to look at their stupid names They also don't introduce themselves when they start off. Like the show, it lacks a professional quality that I'm personally fond of when it comes to doing live podcasts.

And actually, Andy, why don't we start there. You sent me a clip of the intro. Yeah, I think for once we actually watched the same episode. But it's three hours long, so we should've split it up. But yeah, the first clip, it's jarring both visually and audibly Yeah, so, you know right from the beginning you get it and regret it We are live Good morning

Just kidding I've been up all day cuz my sleep schedule is finally track Let me let me ask the audience a question real quick. Let me ask you. Yeah, that's it I don't know where they all are but I do Radiation is poisoning the groundwater because yes all the hills have all the eyes. It's a fucking freak show There's my take away. They're in Springfield, Illinois Okay, all are they're all one indicator. Oh really yeah She made a big point about that

and I don't know if that's one of the main hosts or one of these people that just pop in and out of the Show because they they have it like a like almost like a discord hangout where people can just click a button and just join And just run. Oh, yeah I was listening to an episode and this one girl was on their way to the grocery store And she's just blaring the wind in her mic the entire time the other host are trying to have a conversation They're like I have somebody in a wind tunnel. I have some that coming up because that's super annoying Yeah, oh, I'm sorry. Did you need to go to go to the grocery store today? I didn't realize I thought we were doing a podcast my apologies

Andy do you want to just hit these first you gave me my first viewer right from the beginning of this She like this is my first impression of the show so they're gonna start by with a boring question and a terrible joke okay, how Long would you guys back when you guys first start dating when you got that first girlfriend, how long did you stay on the phone with him for? Maximum hours. Now, wait a minute, we can't honestly answer that because we didn't have cell phones so your parents would eventually kick you off the fucking phone. Yeah, that landline phone, my parents would've kicked me right off that motherfucker.

That's true. That's true or your tent. You're for me. My track phone would have ran out of time Yes, I had a track phone All right, well, how about just answer the question? More difficult. Yeah, remember track phones and minutes. Yeah. Yes, wait Tyler does because he's a broke loser Yeah, I could only after nine, you know, so like are we calling counting after nine number four nine? Oh my god Yeah, that's a question right? So I just want the background of this to be a the looking into a toilet with these four these five turns floating in it It's a very it's this is good. It's all garbage

Yeah, the least talented people in the world and they think they're funny and they crack up with each other is annoying I kind of watch a couple other things and I don't know I didn't I kind of skipped around on this did he do his Trump impression in this episode. Yeah, I didn't see any Trump in front. Oh my god He does this thing where he's just like oh, I'll be right back and his screen goes black And then a picture of Trump comes up, and he does Biden and Trump impressions. Mm-hmm Couldn't be worse could be further. I can imagine it's like why are you even bothering? I get a bad trying to do this. Oh god, but to get back to this fantastic

Phone call conversation. Yes in In clip 3, 11th hour, it seems like this clip is only here to try and convince us that some of these guys can get women sometimes. Okay, yeah. Tyler Cooley has like a new girlfriend or something. This dork in the bottom left corner. This for me, three hours, give or take. Sage, what about you? Maybe 40 minutes, 45 minutes. 40 minutes, okay. 40 minutes is pretty good short sweet to the point Bubba what about you? Bubba's never talked to a girl How many of you talk to a girl zero minutes yeah Yeah, he's never talked to a woman without a mob of torches and pitchforks following. You know chasing about a town

Maybe an hour Who've never talked to a woman before right before the sex thing he is the definition of a neckbeard this guy Jay say do I was well We've all been eclipsed by a motherfucker. Turn your fucking camera on. Turn your fucking camera on. You know I've gotta give you **** for this. He ain't got his camera on but he was on the phone with his girl. Hold on, Baca.

Oh, this motherfucker was on the phone last night with his girlfriend Anastasia for 11 hours. Yes, you heard that right. Did he get paid for this? That's a whole shift. Right, and you would think the way he's celebrating himself, he got laid. Yeah. He talked to a girl for 11 hours, that's torture. Yeah, who would want to do that?

Why are you proud of yourself over that? It seems ridiculous. Oh, God. What did you pick up on, Carl? So I went back and watched an episode from a month ago. And I want to show you how that one starts off. We can pause it at any time here. It's so obnoxious. They seem like people you don't want to be around for a second. Chris, you always give us your analogy of the sitting next to the guy at the bar. These are the guys that you're like, I'm at the wrong bar.

No, I'm not in the wrong bar stool. I'm at the wrong bar. When you see these guys, and of course they're broadcasting out of their garage. There we go. There we go. And we're live everybody. Bar to sale. And it's our anniversary.

Better Mix and Patty Show. That's a little bar. So this guy on the left is a guy we haven't seen yet that's 420 because you know that's still cool we've been fat 420 with a pH that 420 yeah good stuff and then Tyler who's the main host is over on the right wearing an American flag mask along with two other guys who are American flag masks and you're going to hate all of them momentarily. You just mentioned you can't hear it because the mix is terrible, but they're doing some wrestling for a cure thing of course they're all

Wrestling fans heck yeah, go figure. What are the chances that these guys are fucking losers? That reminds me of that event that we always talk about where it's eight metal bands raising money for After you pay the bar tab they get $28 Cancer just like it after you pay the bar tab they get $28 Were you guys making so much money as shoulders like well? We should do something for good with all this money that we're making now. It's ridiculous So, it reminds you that, yeah, these guys are gonna go out on a purge later in the night after they're done. Purge who? The purges.

Yeah. I'm Tyler, join me, it's always in the chorus. I wanna purge. The weeds are self-420 and we got, of course, the doctor, well, purge number one and purge number two. What the hell would your purge names even be? Good start guys we've kind of always been like Ramsey and Wells third maximum That's pretty fucking cool. All right. I gotta tell you guys. I'm not gonna bring this up again

Hopefully, but I was enthralled. I was glued to Steel toe did a live 10th anniversary show Yeah, and Melton got the audio of it and played the entire thing and you're like who likes steel toe Is he actually have a fan base and then you find out it's like these people. These are the people, these people are stupid. They're idiots. They think that slurs and calling people gay is the funniest thing anyone's ever done. This entire hour long show is just everyone going,

dude, you're gay. Oh, what? No, you're gay, whoa! That's nuts. That reminds me, I'm like, oh, that's right, there's a lot of dumb fucking hillbillies throughout this country. It's a really low budget golden hour.

Kind of, yes. Yes. Yeah. All right, I am trying to, I hate the fact I don't have a mouse on this fucking laptop. Ah, fuck! The guy's just slapping him. I'm working on it, okay them with a toy sword.

It's so obnoxious. Like if you're next to people who are doing this, you're just like, all right, children, can we just hang out or we gotta play? There's a parade of dildos that just pop onto the stream and leave at will. They come in, they say nothing for 20 minutes, then they leave and come back arbitrarily. It's a no

Waiter in a show. I'm starting to think it's not even the best damn podcast That popped in it hasn't said anything yet or except for his mouse doesn't work the episode I watched he was essentially asleep the entire time. He was just time he was just Different screen you're playing on his Nintendo switch no idea He was not on the show though right the one I go that I'll go back to that annoying spaz kid his screen goes black He turns the back on he's just like laying in bed So like sideways in bed with his phone and next to him It's just you don't have to be on if you don't want to be on.

You're not missing anything. Nobody's missing anything with this show. Well, this is what Facebook has turned into. These guys all talk about Facebook. I saw this thing on Facebook. They broadcast this on Facebook. This is why I don't go on Facebook. Because that's what it's turned into,

is these fucking people. He's got a little fucking mic to it. All right, here you go. Tonight is our anniversary one year we've been on the air. And they're already fucking starting on this shit. We just heard me hit me already. Okay, Look how obnoxious this is. How you having fun? America! Fuck yeah!

Yeah! The other guy already did that. Sitting here with Team America. The freedom to be annoying and go to the show. Probably get kicked off all champions. Alright, so tonight we're celebrating our anniversary with a fire sale for Wrestle For A Cure. 100% of the- stop with the fucking titty, I know I'm fat but fuck!

100% of the stop with the fucking titty i know i'm fat but fuck 100% of the proceeds so these guys both have fake swords and they just keep poking this guy who's trying to talk as if that's entertaining for anyone i can't even get through the fucking intro 100% of the proceeds go to wrestling for a cure ah fuck me all right can we stop doing that now guys I mean yeah since they're stopping the show why doesn't he stop the show and take the fucking swords away from them yeah is it really bothering him told you he doesn't do anything these people live in houses this is why everyone hates America and I don't blame them when I see the people like this could make a living where they can Live in a house and a big garage like fuck. What are you doing?

Well, they styrofoam with my failure That's why I smell like shit Donation the wrestling for a cure. All right, so they're trying to raise money for this thing for wrestling for a cure. And then- Did they cure it? How did that go? Did you figure it out?

Yes, figured it out. So later in this most recent episode that we were checking out, they were talking about something else. They linked the wrestling for a cure underneath the YouTube video. They linked something else that's very important too. I just want to remind everybody we're up for our best podcast of the year video. They link something else that's very important too. I just remind everybody we're up for best podcast

of the year award, make sure you. The rumor, the whole conspiracy thing. They're up for best podcast of the year award. And now he said that jokingly, cause it's terrible. And he's like, oh, can you believe that? But they legit are up for best podcast in Springfield, Illinois, and they have a link to the website

where you can vote for them. This website is out of 1998. This is insane. There are just, it's just covered in banner ads everywhere. It's just all advertisements, and then down here, you can nominate the best damn podcast, so they have that link in there. Are there other shows in here that we can nominate instead to this website stresses me out I guess I used to work for the local newspaper, and then I worked for me bombs world

I was in charge of advertising and just banner ads now just give me flashbacks like Vietnam for me You're with friends. Thank God alright. Thank you guys. I don't have to convince someone to buy a banner out of this website Do I please tell me I don't what the fuck is going on and this is the thing fuck I said I wasn't gonna do this This is the thing that I picked up on when I was listening to Aaron's show and saying cloud Minnesota is that I forget there are people who are three decades behind the rest of us Yeah, and they really don't know that yeah, we've all moved on from what this what you're doing I know you look at third world countries or the way things are going in Uganda

And you wonder how in 2024 people still don't have paved roads Yeah, but what do you have to understand that in this country and under the flyover States? It's still not all of them 15 years ago. Not all of nice. You know you live in st. Louis. I'm sure it's very nice It's not Currently it's not thanks for trying We we peaked as a civilization and now we're just sliding back to where the rest of the world is Is that what's going on? Thanks? Oh fuck. It's a bummer. What stock should I buy based on that analysis, Andy? Track phones.

Where do you want to go next? Well, I flashed way for it. I started because it was so long. I just started skipping around to kind of get an eye on something interesting. And in clip four, Tyler's old lady emerges from under the bridge that they live on. She's going to have a fun conversation about her meds and her health problems. 12 to 16, something like that. 12 to 16 meds. 12 to 16 meds. That's some range right there. That's a pretty incredible range.

Wow. Vitamins because of the medications. Let's limit this down. How many meds are you on currently that you can only get with a prescription from a doctor? Not counting vitamins and all that. 12. 12. Okay. How many medications were you wrong when we first met I was on 23 I think drugs are bad okay as he tried to say that her life is improved I think credit for that yeah well sure you're on less meds but you

have ten times as many Robo tech action figures so The toy room is awesome. You seem like you're doing great. She's a disaster So clip five broom Hilda is gonna break down all the side effects that she's dealing with because of you know All the meds that she's on. Constipation, tiredness, sleepiness. My body hurts from them. And... Being boring. I get sick a lot. Like, I mean throwing up sick.

Yeah. And I'm pretty positive it's because of nausea meds. Low sex drive? Yeah. That's true. Aw. Positive it's because of nausea meds low-sex drive Thank God you can you imagine this troglodyte trying to crawl down the front of your pants twice a day That went from let's check out your medical history to airing the grievances real fast. I noticed that as well. This is what's wrong with your meds. My dicks not being sucked. All right speaking of annoying women so there's this woman who pops on her name's Applecakes they call her AP and they think she's the funniest person ever and so apparently her boyfriend

person ever. And so apparently her boyfriend just had a car accident in his pickup truck where he passed out while he was driving and drove into a tree or something and broke his nose. He had zoom mocked. Listen, when he can walk away from totaling his semi, which hole do you want sweetheart? I'll hold it open. Oh shit. Hey, AB, you know what he needs? Huh? That sexual healing. Yes, sir. Sorry, I can't sing. I just I have to do it.

Yeah, idiots always have to do that. I didn't realize he drove a semi into a tree. Okay, that's even worse. So this guy has to start singing because we've noticed this with Ray DeVito and other really bad broadcasters that they can't stop themselves from singing a song. But I assume this woman is the ugliest person you've ever seen because she's not turning her camera on. And then she talks about sex and that's such a turnoff.

He's got a broken nose. So I'm gonna have to be gentle when I sit on his face. There it is. So is he okay though? Appreciate your concern. So these incels are all just like sitting on his face. Go, I saw that in the video once. They're so amazing that a woman would talk like that. appreciate your concern. So, these incels are all just like sitting out of space. Go. I

saw that in the video once. They're so amazing. A woman would talk like that but she also has jokes. Okay. So, I want to play you a joke from her. He's he's quite religious. So, you know me. Um I have to make really horrible

jokes and I told him next time let's not let Jesus take the wheel wow dynamite stuff thanks for saving that for the pod appreciate it and then i just have a couple more questions when we get back to what you were looking at andy sure so jason makes a point that people are dumb 90 percent of the people out there are idiots and I think I'm lowballing that. All right so he says 90% of the people out there are idiots and I think I'm lowballing that. Now based on what I'm seeing on the screen where you live very possible. But this guy Dan Swinson who's in the chat non-stop and he hosts another horrible show that no one gives a fuck about he decides to weigh in on this statement. It was a big ass catfish.

I know every lake has its rumors for giant fucking catfish. So Dan Swinson is in there with a chat that they pulled up on the screen and it says, try percentage sign 99. Yeah. He's trying to explain everyone's dumb and he doesn't realize that the percentage sign

goes after the 99. It's not a dollar sign you idiot You think it's 90% I think it's percent 99 And I'm not in the 1% Yeah, okay, you got it very good Oh speaking of the chat so they crack up with the chat sometimes They're talking about the cracking because they're talking a lot of discussion around the ocean will get into some conspiracy theory Yeah, theories in a minute a lot of ocean talks. They're talking about the Kraken and this makes them giggle so hard Your imagination to it was just a giant octopus the Kraken and Clash of the Titans damn it

Now that's a whole different fucking beast. That's not an octopus that is a giant different fucking beast that's not an octopus that is a giant what's but cracking their boys so Tyler Colley wrote but cracking and they just started giggling whoa I didn't see that one coming oh you shit no one's ever said that joke oh cuz you know wake up crack, but that's not what cracking me That's all other things. That's just a hilarious play on words that you can never come up with in a million years But that one person did and it's pretty incredible. Anyone else? Did you pick up? We talked about how they maybe think that they're smarter than the average bear and the one guy in the bottom right will or Jason will height is

Running for president. Yeah, yeah, cuz he's got it all figured out better choice than Trump or Kamala Harris, I agree with some of that. Yeah. Yeah, he's got my but The guy in the middle on the top is dr. Sage and they have a segment where they ask him Dr. Sage and they have a segment where they ask him questions He's gonna give life advice to people that know less than them in clip 6. This is gonna be a question that comes in so He's gonna you know, it ranges from like life hacks to conspiracy theories. So, okay, it starts off with a little

Crypto zoology. Dr. Sage, question for you, sir. I have for years studied many mythical and fictional things such as, oh, this sounds like it was from Rob Hanson. Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, UFOs. The PiaSol Bird. The P the pious though that's not on here that's bullshit my question my question to you sage is this are any of those

things more terrifying than Tyler's girlfriend but you he really shows his cards here that he's a fucking idiot in clip 7 a listener wants some advice about how to deal with The possibility of his children having an eating disorder. Okay, when they don't eat enough I thought this one was too like you yeah When you don't eat is When there's an eating disorder the thing is you're not telling me the age of the kids. Facts.

Because the age of the kids really matter here whenever you're saying eating disorder. Because if they're teens, that's when it's really gonna become a concern for an eating disorder and It's not if they're not eating and okay eating disorders when they're not eating enough Whenever there's too much food being eaten. Well, we're just eating it in the wrong order Obviously know it on this screen thinks obesity is a eating disorder right I mean believe me as a thing

Part of that clip though Jason it doesn't matter okay Jason yells facts. He goes well. You didn't say how old the kids are right facts Actually, that's all lack of a fact asshole. Why would you yell that? What a fucking idiot that guy's running for president, but I hear what you're saying like well eating too much of course is encouraged I think that's a great thing. It's just when you don't eat enough. That's really the problem Yeah, yeah, we run into you guys want to hear a conspiracy theory sure alright, so this is from the the chick whose apple cakes who by the, is the one driving with the window down, which is always helpful, it's great.

And they're talking about the bottom of the ocean. No one's ever been to the bottom of the ocean where it's real deep, you know, seven miles down and stuff like that. And so she has an idea of why that is the case. Cause I'm telling you, if they can make something that can, that can withstand the pressure of going into space, they can make something that can withstand the pressure of going down that far. They found something. They don't want us to fucking know they found it. And

that's why the focus has been on the space race. Yeah, get the word it's worth. Dumb people and conspiracy theories is a bad combination. She's explaining that oh there's shit down there. This is like the flat earther. It's like yeah, they don't want us to know about what's going on in Antarctica. They can't let us know about that. And this is the same thing. If we found out it was on the bottom of the ocean it'd be nuts. So that's why we go into space. And she said that the pressure is the same in space as it is. Let me read I did a little research I mean, it's just one Google search. You could have figured out. She's an idiot Ocean the pressure in the ocean increases you go deeper with each 10 meters of descent adding one atmosphere pressure For example the bottom of the Mariana Trench, which is about seven miles deep

The pressure is over 1000 times greater than at the surface, which is the equivalent of 50 jumbo jets pressing on your body. And the water's weight pushes you in from all sides. Let's talk about space. The pressure in space is about 15 psi, which is what we're used

to on Earth and drops to zero above the Earth's atmosphere. The atmosphere inside a spaceship pushes outward, but the difference in pressure between the inside and the outside is no more than one atmosphere. Oh so you mean that when you're at the bottom of the ocean and

there's tons of matter piled up on top of you, it's more than when you're in outer space and there's nothing audio at all? I do that but I'm like can we just Google this? This isn't the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard so I just wanted a quick look that up and then to jump to that Conclusion it's just like well. They must have found shit. That's why I don't want to go to the bottom of the ocean No, they just can't They just can't is really what the problem is finally Finally Tyler puts a P on mute because it's just fucking annoying listening to the wind flow through but a piece so funny

Sorry, I gotta meet you for a little bit I'll meet you here in a minute cuz I just hear the wind tunnel I'm sorry I'm sorry AP now what were you saying Bubba? You should fucking be sorry. They're so uninteresting it's funny cuz I'm loud she unmuted herself yeah she just unmuted herself. We, she just unmuted Oh, it's like no one just unmute yourself. We just told you you're annoying stop it mute yourself when you're not talking Fuck Annie mutes herself, which is not talking. Thank you. That's shit down I don't know why that's so difficult you guys want to see Tyler get upset. Yes, Tyler gets real upset right here

I'm sure this is very real so he's referring to that other guy 420 that we saw in the earlier show and apparently that 420 he busts his balls a lot and can really needle him from time to time. Alright look I know 420's not on the show but you all ain't gotta pick up the slack to piss me off. Come on now. I'd rather be pissed off and pissed off What you say, you know, no, no, no, no, what did he just say what he just said rather be pissed off and pissed off That sounds like 420. I need a fucking gunny fuck You know, there are some people that would rather be pissed off so

People are actually into that would rather be pissed off so Our Kelly piss Okay, I guess I would watch Bubba show does Bubba have a show is there a spinoff to this that we can watch with just Bubba He seems brain dead. You're watching just Bob Four teeth in his mouth back here. He really does look like a renin stimpy version of a human It's not even a tie-dye those are food stains Well you spaghetti for lunch, how'd you know You heard Cooley Repeating is he does that a lot where he said something and they're like oh what and he has to tell his jokes over and over Again, and it's my other side of the room

Yeah, they even know he was there. Yeah, they thought he wasn't they thought he left but turns out he's still there and in my clip eight they still have that shrill hag that is scolding Tyler because he doesn't know how to turn off his Facebook messenger so the show the show is being annoying technically she's being annoying and then Coooly swoops in at the last minute to be even more annoying. Guys are gonna crash my fucking computer. I'm getting like 20 of them. And I have told you that there is a setting if you go into your messenger for Facebook browser to turn those pop-ups off. All right I think I found it

and I'm shutting it off. There it shut off. You're welcome. All right. Damn I was muted again I don't think he heard. I said man I said you broke your computer whenever you looked at it. Damn it we missed that gold. We're right. It's all about timing, guys. You don't understand. That would have been really funny if you just got it out of the right time. Good stuff. Yeah. And it goes over like, you know, I wonder what these people

listen to or watch that they're trying to emulate. Because I always wonder about that. When I was playing in bands for a long time, I'd see a band that was terrible. I'd be like, what do you guys think is good? And they'd name off bands are terrible, but okay. I think they're like tower gang I think that they're in the tower gang would be like gas there much less edgy the tower gang, but yeah, they're trying Yeah, you got one more on your Andy sure I guess we can end with this is the worst idea in the long sad history of bad ideas. They're going to have a

They're gonna put out the question. Who's the best-looking person on this show? The one-off camera the cat yeah, I was gonna say probably the guy who talked to a girl on the phone for 11 hours That's pretty impressive right there the cast members currently here Cooley turn your turn your phone turn your camera on he might be baked out oh which one's the best-looking which was the best look I will just remove him all right oh no he's back right, turn your camera on April turn your camera Post a picture of what you look like we need to know or don't She posts her photo she wins it's automatic stop subtract five points for the boys

Oh the personality brutal the land of the deformed the Person that looks that could pass for human can run for president. I guess apparently Wow, those are it's strange that people like that exist I'll just say that and I hope I'm not acting like an elitist over here just because you know we have Central air and running water Internet since the late 90s. You don't have to act like an elitist. If they didn't have the audacity to name their show the best ever podcast and have the word podcast in it while doing everything that we just went through,

I don't think it would have infuriated me so much. I would have just been like, oh, okay, it's just a bunch of idiots hanging out on a Zoom call. But no, they try to pretend it's a podcast. Right. And it'd be one thing if you're like, oh, it's tongue in cheek. We know it's not good. But It's just a bunch of idiots hanging out on a zoom call, but no they try to pretend. It's a podcast right and It'd be one thing if you're like oh, it's tongue-in-cheek We know it's not good, but then they're like please vote for us is the best podcast at Springfield Oh, no, whoa, whoa, so you guys do think this is entertaining And there's four or five people who are in the chat on Facebook bored out of their minds There's so many better things you could do with your time. I'm sorry so bizarre to me Now I work at Walmart at the editor gave me a heads up. He was checking out, uh,

a recent stream from our boy. Opie. Somebody brings up to Opie that Howard is retiring in December. This is Howard's last year on the radio. And trust me guys, Opie doesn't get triggered by the name Howard. It doesn't phase him in any way. He could just normally respond to this with his take on it without totally freaking out. I Heard our Howard is retiring December this year big black says did you hear that?

He's been saying that for 20 years cuz he this is a guy that needs his ego stroked every single moment of every single day So he starts this horse crap at the end of his contracts. I don't I think it's time and then they're like oh my God Howard no it's not time well no I really think it's time in the whole and the whole time in a stupid head he knows he's not retiring but just wants everybody to talk about it and lap his ass and stroke his ego. You can't hear we bought you a new cowboy hat how we his ass and stroke his ego

And then December rolls around and it's like is he gonna retire he's gonna make a decision in two days Oh my god, we're all gonna have to listen to the radio. Is he gonna? Keep this energy. I just sit there by himself. I've done like solo shows before I can't imagine having that kind of manic energy Well, I'll do this try to be embarrassed. I go upstairs like judge you watch that So do I mind sorry about that delivery is awful, but what he's saying is He is correct about what he's talking about and Then uh, and then he's like, like all right now I'm not gonna retire but I'm only gonna do ten shows this coming year ten show I'm gonna do one show almost

every month again he's right it's a good take if we just talked normally like an adult to us about I bet yeah all right it's making some sense just make it a season on yes like sir Rich Howard Stern is The man today as we play who the man who the man who the man who the man who the man who the man He's turned into scorch. I mean, that's a wheeze thing, isn't it? Well, but it's also so much of a scorch thing. We have to go back to like your old radio bits. Oh playing who the man today Okay, you say so it's weird that Howard turned into Imus and Opie turned into Scorch. It's weird that that happened that way. It's like turning into your mom if you're a woman.

Howard Stern and his narcissism and his ego and his cowboy hat is demand this morning. There you go. All right, right. Hey, good stuff, Opie. Hot take right there he had to bring up cowboy hat twice that was the big joke because he saw a photo of Howard in Italy wearing what wasn't a cowboy hat but Cardiff thought it was so who is the show for who thinks he's funny it's for him is it I I think that's the only person that enjoys it is him. Why, I would agree with that. Tyler Cooley is impressed by this.

Okay, all right. Well, he gets into the fact that Anthony wrote about him in his book that just came out, which is called Spare Me. Go order it online with Johnny Russo. And so somebody goes, hey, Hope, did you know that Ant wrote about you in his book and this is his response to that That's another trait of someone who just has nothing to say when you're just scrambling to look at comic I was gonna guess you would say of course he did when I was myself doing that I get the douche chill

Yeah, I was like just it'd rather be better for dead air. Don't know Don't be It's made me a better broadcaster than watching horrible broadcasters. It's the best thing you could do I recommend it could do I recommend it. So you wrote a nasty chapter about it? Why would you... Look, I don't... I don't... Whatever. I literally am trying to turn the page and literally talk way less about Anthony and the... I swear I played that same clip two years ago. Yeah. I'm literally not even talking about Anthony anymore than every fucking video. Until my views go like this and that is the title of every fucking clip he puts out. I can't believe this producer put

that comment on the chat or on the screen if he didn't want to talk about it that's the craziest part Andy there is no producer. He brings that up. No way. He's the one who pulls up these comments that goes, ah guys! and Anthony addresses that in his book I'm gonna read it for you in a minute. I will I I will leave you with this. I find it incredibly strange. So when he had

that, um, major surgery, I was like, you know, I, I wished him the best, you know, obviously, you know, I, none of this to me means crap. If you want to know the truth, none of this means crap. If you want to know the truth, he this means crap if you want to know the truth he starts fidgeting with his hair His body language tells me that it means something to him probably and uh And then he was nice back to me and stuff But he knew that he had a shitty chapter about me in his new book. I thought that I find that weird Usually you stress free that you know whenever you're oh, yeah, I mean his body language is saying it all he can't stop messing with his hair He's putting it that way in the back again in the back again. I think he looks great

Point you don't write me if you know you're gonna trash me in a another book So stupid Whatever So stupid Whatever What are you gonna do right Says the guy who doesn't worry about it all what abs what are you gonna do? Who cares not me? That's for sure So I wanted to read a little excerpt. Yeah now I need to know what has it been said Everyone scoots closer. Yeah, there's some fun stuff in here. So

This is from the opi chapter of Anthony's new book spare me What he does is not a show and I've talked about this on my show who are these podcasts and other compound shows Oh, he refuses to do a show because he lacks confidence and doesn't want people to go Oh, but compared to Joe Rogan your show sucks this. This way he can just say, doesn't matter, it's my own thing. It's not a show, I'm just talking and chilling, rapping with the people, man. Opie is petrified of criticism.

He's petrified of failing again. So he doesn't want to put something out that people would consider an entertainment program and then have to be judged against other ones. So he goes on his whatever it is and calls out other legitimate programs that have guests and topics and actual listeners and says how much better he is. Except he does nothing but take listener questions and then gets annoyed because the questions are all about the old ONA shows, Jimmy Norton, Sam Roberts, or E-Rock. He'll feign disgust in his baby voice.

Ah, again, really? Really, we're gonna talk about this again? Doesn't this dummy know that it's solely up to him whether or not to take a question? Hey, Opie, maybe have a list of topics to pivot to so if the questions you don't wanna answer, you can do that. Have a conversation with the viewers about something you're interested in. But he won't do that because that would entail

having an interest in anything. This is one of the observations Anthony is spot on. The man is completely devoid of passion about anything. In my opinion, it's almost sociopathic. I have never discussed anything with him that he seemed genuinely excited to talk about. I can sit there and talk about certain topics of the day, and I'm not necessarily super interested, but I make the best of it. Then there are topics I am very passionate about and enjoy talking about, and I enjoy enlightening people on those topics. I swear to Christ, in all the years I've known OPI, I've never seen this fucker excited to

discuss anything. Everything he does is based on how people will perceive him. So he's never really passionate about anything. He just wants to put something out there like, Oh, I went on vacation. I went to Turks and Caicos played golf. It was great, man. But even when he talks about his vacation, it's just not passionate because more than enjoying his vacation himself and wanting to convey how awesome it was to loved ones or family or fans. He just wants to boost his image so other people can be like, wow, God, it must be so great to be him. That's been Opie forever. There's another part of him that will absolutely

convince himself that things happened in a way they didn't. Aside from Opie, I've never seen this in real life, only in movies about sociopaths, serial killers, things like that. But I've never seen another real person I've been involved with who could witness the situation and convey the story of it a few years later with a completely different description. He has no basis in reality anymore and it's not even like he's lying, he believes it. This is his new interpretation of what happened. So when he says stuff about like, Patrice O'Neill said Anthony's a racist of

a terrible guy, Opie actually believes that and there's no convincing him different. It's almost like he might be mentally ill. It's different with Stuttering John. Stuttering John is stupid. Opie is also stupid, but he might be mentally ill too, in my opinion, of course. The day after I did the Howard Stern show where I was doing a contest with Jackie Martling, Opie was convinced I was leaving to join Howard. Now, if you guys don't know about that, back when they were, I think, an afternoon show on Long Island, Anthony was a huge Howard Stern fan, started doing radio with Opie. And there's a video on YouTube.

It's fantastic where Anthony goes out and does his Jackie impression. And he's great on the Howard Stern show. Right. And Opie great on the Howard Stern. Right. And, uh, Opie's very jealous of that. Like a little bitch. He said, Oh, Howard's calling you, man. Howard's calling you and that's it. You're going to go over there. He was convinced of it. And I couldn't tell him anything to the opposite effect. I'm like, Opie, I'm not going anywhere. We have our own thing going. He said, Oh no, Howard will call you tomorrow. You were too good. Did he call you? He called you, right? I actually believe in OP's head. He believes Howard called me. And to this day, he probably

would say, so Howard called Anthony and said he wanted him for the show. But then Anthony came up and did my show instead. He's done this for years. He comes up with these make-believe scenarios. He can't be happy with just getting maybe a few hundred viewers on his videos. The ones where he just talks about his doggy. Hey doggy! Look everyone it's my doggy! Whoa look at that it's a seagull! A seagull just flew over the beach!

Isn't that insane? So whenever he's doing anything that does not entail myself or Jimmy or Sam no one watches. And he's aware of this. And the one thing Opie knows from being on the radio since he was 18 years old is that you go with what works. So if talking about us is what gets him views and the clicks he's going to keep talking about us regardless of whether it's good bad or neutral. Doesn't matter if it's lies or real shit that happened. Believe me there's plenty of real shit that occurred. If he wanted to do an ONA retrospective without bashing me, he could do that. There's plenty of material that's not about bashing me and Jimmy and Sam or anyone else, but he

knows the bashing videos are the ones that get hits. On one of his live streams he said, the ONA show ran its course. No, it didn't. We could have been doing a version of the ONA show. Still. Now, we wouldn't be throwing shit on girls and 50 gallon drums. No, of course not. The environment has changed. But is there a way to discuss controversial topics and have funny guests on and be able to sit there and look at each other's miserable faces for four hours? Fuck yeah. The show did not run its course.

Opie ran its course. He was the one who was all fucking pissy about the show was developing into, about what the show was developing into, because it became more about Anthony and Jimmy than opi and Anthony So I was well said spot-on analysis. I recommend this book. There's a chapter on Sutterie John. There's a chapter on Bilber That's really good So that's gonna be a lot of fun of course you want to see Anthony you can see him at dabble con this weekend He will be in town for dabble. Con looking forward to that Yeah, my reaction to that takes me all the way back to when you first started

covering Opie's actual podcast when Carl was still alive and they were going fishing and Opie really seemed like into fishing but that's something that's so singular Like listening to somebody tell you about a fish they caught once is the ultimate you had to be there Experienced so it's not interesting for a show and that's the only thing that he's interested in is something that no one else cares about That's a good point. You're right Opie does talk about fishing and he does like fishing and I know that you like fishing too So I'll try to say this nicely. It's the most fucking boring activity

Brooklyn it was on in the airport And I were looking at it like how is this even a fucking competitive fishing? Yeah, what's it like can we turn it shit on as real sports one guy standing there doing nothing and another guy standing there doing nothing And we're supposed to fucking watch that and that's the competitive Version and by the way, I don't like fishing my old man was in a fishing and he used to torture me But dragging me along. Oh, yeah. All right, so fishing sucks. No, I hate it very good Rest in peace dad Bumble knows it's hard to start conversations. Hey now to basic. Hi there Yeah, right? Yeah. make the first move or not. With opening moves, you simply choose a question to be automatically

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Lisa Boswell Lisa Boswell Shit, that way if you don't get any pussy you're goodbye Real quick, Missy B is yelling at me for reading the whole chapter. It wasn't the whole chapter, Missy B. There's still plenty more information there that people should check out. Tune in next week when he reads the next chapter. Give it out to MP3. Bonus show. Oh yeah, I just mailed this out to anyone who's on our Patreon by the way if you want to get the book that way. Alright, something happened with Lisa yesterday. Is it bad? Yesterday morning. It's not great.

So as you guys know, J.J. Dabble's Devil's Joint has taken over as the producer on what is now called The Train Wreck. It used to be that reality show. And Helga and Lisa are now doing a show every morning. They're having guests on. I know I need to get on there. Well, we'll make that happen. They've had a lot of great guests. Dr. Steve, Vinny, Bob Levy, a lot of great guests. And he's been on there. Producer Chris, the list goes on. No invite. At the point. Did you guys hear something? A lot of great guests out there. JJ posted a video and I've enhanced this one so that we can hear what's going on throughout the whole thing but he posted this video and the description is Lisa shows up

when she wants, doesn't show up, leaves after 10 minutes, and this is how I get treated off the air. Whilst losing money in the process, is it worth it anymore? Will Lisa understand? So he's got an issue with Lisa and let's find out what his concern is. We're seeing Lisa in a whole new light in this video. Ladies and gentlemen, how are you? It's Monday. It's the second day that I have come to you and there's no one there to to guide me. No one there to move me. No producer to guide us in our quest. And listen, I get up every morning every morning. I get up

It's in ready ready to do a better show But there's nobody here. I Don't understand No Understand oh by the way, your mic is not way your mic is not swung out. Nobody heard. Can you hear me now? Yeah, I had to crank it. I don't understand why we're scheduled to do a show, but we don't do it. Oh, we were. I don't think we were scheduled. I think he scheduled it. I was told we were scheduled. Yeah, Friday. I was told we were scheduled. Yeah, Friday.

I don't think he, you know. Why do you wake me up? I'd wake you up. You got, you were up. Oh no. You got up where I did. This might be dementia, I think. This is a little scary.

I don't think so. I think it's a lack of communication and she's a fucking diva and just go back to your route to do your Show on your own Wow Lisa Notoriously gets up at like 2 a.m. She goes to bed at 4 because I like 2 a.m. It's just complain about being woken up for a show is like how he's like you're up before I am talking about No one woke you up to do a show. I think she forgets

She's like what the fuck am I conscious right now? You know I asked myself that yes my life I'm not getting up tomorrow. I'm not getting up the day after that or the day after that That's some threat right there. I'll never get up again Sleep until 330 a.m.. This is the way it it's gonna go. I didn't know Lisa was so based. Yeah, right I Want to know when I do a show I want to know I want to be guided I want to be told when I do a show Somebody's gonna produce me produce me motherfucker produce me whoa

Mike drop She's fired up yeah, so I do know a little behind the scenes because JJ was on who are these broadcasters yesterday, with Christian and Eric Zane. Check that out wherever you get podcasts. You can watch it on our channel. It's up there. And they were doing their show at,

I think, 8 a.m. every morning. And JJ was like, that's kind of early. And then they were pushing at 8.30 and then 9 and sometimes 10. So I think Lisa's kind of that early bird who wants to get the worm Before the Sun comes up and JJ is kind of messing with the schedule a bit So there might be something to this

But I was upset to see that cuz I'm like JJ saying is even worth it This is how they're talking about me. I put all this work into it, so I checked out today's show Let's see what happens when these two join on today's of the train wreck Okay, here's Helga and Lisa, they're here. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey. Helga, give us a yay. Yay, whee.

Lisa, I actually meant to say Lisa, give us a yay, no offense, Helga. Lisa, give us a yay. Woo. All right, that's good enough. So Lisa, what I was just telling everyone was we had some big plans today. Helga, did you tell her about what our plans were? I didn't say a word.

I kept it a secret because you said you wanted me to keep it a secret. So it would be a surprise if you showed up. Well, if we could do that same thing tomorrow, is that possible? That would be perfect. By the the way dabble versus Friday not sorry I mean dabble kind of Friday right now instead of Saturday, right Friday and Saturday So I got I got to get on the road. I gotta get on the road somewhere about three tomorrow is how good coming to dabble cat Is this news to me? I asked video when I saw this I go many as how good coming to devil guys To me I asked video when I saw this I go many is how you coming to devil guys

So I'm not sure if a ticket was purchased or how good is pretty good a guest list or something I don't know what's going on. That just went to the next level, right? Yeah, so yeah, it'll be We'll do the show early is what basically I told I told I told the rest of the audience you know at least so let's tell Lisa Hey, Lisa Lisa, let me I want to tell you a secret tomorrow I'm coming To visit you I heard that If Hocus come to devil cat I'm gonna get this book signed fuck spare me. I don't need a signature on that I need this Yeah, the little red book by Helga man. Yeah, that's where I'm getting my signatures

Hey, Lisa, you want to fuck around and find out I'm coming to see you tomorrow. I keep talking shit We picked up the show. It popped up. You know, I got the little reminder there and I was on YouTube, but with nothing going on. All of a sudden your show popped up on YouTube and I said, okay, why is this thing not logging on? Yeah. It's some secret, JJ.

I don't know why. I didn't change the link for any reason. I think I know what happened. I think I'm going to have to reload. I think I'm going to have to reload the Android program Android. Oh, okay. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I was gonna say is similar to Stuttering John and understanding how this works. Anyway, I don't know if there's anything else to play on here, but they've made up apparently. That's good. Everyone's happy. He's gonna go visit them. It sounds like JJ and Helga are driving to DevilCon. I don't know. That sounds exciting.

What's going on? It all sounds very exciting, but I mean, obviously Lisa probably can't make it be really cool if she could. But I'm happy about that. That'll be fun. Andy, a couple of weeks ago, you were on the show and you brought some clips and we didn't get to them. Yeah, there is a lot going on that day. We had a lot going on that day.

So we decided to not play a Mike O'Mara segment. Now, Mike O'Mara was half of the Don and Mike show. Right. And if you're listening to the creep off and the creep off bonus shows, we just did one on Friday where we broke down the entire history abridged of Maddox and Dick Masterson and the falling out. And one of the interesting details in that is that Maddox got his big break on the falling out and one of the interesting details in that is that Matt It's got his big break on the Don and Mike show, right? They discovered his blog the best page in the universe and they had him on and according to Maddox Overnight millions of people coming to his website Don Geronimo and Mike O'Mara had a falling out

They went their separate ways Don went and did radio in Sacramento for a little while and kind of went away and then he got his big job back in DC where they were out of to begin with and it was a big deal. Wow. We got Don Geronimo back on the radio and then he quickly lost his job. Got canceled. Quickly got canceled because he called some field reporter who he thought was a cheerleader Barbie when he was at the NFL preseason. Anyway, it's also stupid. Michael Mara was the guy who did all the voices on the show. Right. And he famously wanted to get the job when Hank Azaria left the Simpsons. Okay, remember that he's Hank was holding out for more money. And he's like'm done I'm not doing it and Michael Mara put together a video that

Service on YouTube where he was trying to do a poo and all the different voices to try to get that job. It's not great Michael Mara is not great and his show now is so bizarre I can't imagine there has to be just a few Don and Mike fans still holding on in the nostalgia here Where they're still like tuning in like oh What's Michael Maroff to you? I can't imagine. It's a large audience. No Maybe it's great. I'm setting all this up. I have these clips. I have the details It's not nothing but Me like you said Mike is the voice guy so in clip one here

He's still killing it in the game and everybody knows that when you can't think of something funny to say you say something That's not funny in a funny voice Hant them out to comedy Happy Thursday happy Thursday to you all it's a it's not tree-tirty It's early in the morning here in southwest, Florida If you that's the Irish way of pronouncing the tree-tirtyy. It's early in the morning here in southwest, Florida If you that's the irish way of pronouncing the tree-tarty. I think i'll meet you I think i'll meet you about tree-tarty. What if you were one minute after 239 239 yeah, but after that oh no, so two two two two forty. Yes

Two farty would be the thing. Is Rob Spiewak setting up for that? Oh, yeah, it's joke. He's setting him up for toot farty Isn't that 40 the perfect time to unsubscribe from the Mike O'Mara show? 30 years of the game everybody perfect turn it off and never come back ever again. He lives in Southwest, Florida, too It's like fucking guy. Yeah I Guess so all right fair enough and Nick show is a former intern

From the Don and Mike show and he's gone on to have a certain amount of YouTube success in his own right, okay So Mike is going to introduce Nick on to the show by recapping all of the subtle racism because Nick is Korean. So they're gonna recap some of his highlights. Hilarious. Will now be referred to as my borderline racist thing. Okay, understood. Rob's fun fact. His name was Nick Cho CHO, but we called him Nick Joe Hello Joe He hated stand-up comedian Margaret Cho. That's interesting

This weird that is one thing that stuck with me mentally all these years and I wonder if that has changed at all I can ask one changes with age. He appeared in our home video release, God, Sex Pies and Videotape. On the tape he was clothed, but wore a samurai outfit and wig. At least one of his intern stunts involved screaming, you go now, no trouble. I wish I had more details on that.

Well, I know what it is. There's a scene in the movie falling down No, no, I know that I just can't remember what the stunt was that we had And he's been known around the world as your Korean dad Let's bring him in right now Nick Cho all the way from California getting up super early for us this morning How are you? Welcome? I give you a round of applause I love it when when our Former interns go on to stay in you know somewhat in the business of show and it's somewhat

successful Fucking dick you said uh drive-tie radio 30 years ago, but I guess you're killing it on YouTube these days also. I love that he goes Yeah, we had this thing called sex pies and what was it rock and roll? Yeah Which is like sex lies and I go and he's like I'm embarrassed by that. No, you should be embarrassed by this Don't be embarrassed by your past be embarrassed by your present. Yeah, that's the problem. It's pretty pretty bad and Now like I said Nick has he's had a YouTube channel called your Korean dad And that's had some success sounds like a dad

He does his mom but this is a classic case of be Be nice to the people on their way up because you're gonna see them on your way down sure and Hi, John. Clip three. Or that we'll never see on this show. Could you show us your your plaque? This is what you get on YouTube. What do you get? Nick, what do you get this for? What you get this for?

It's I think it says it right here 100,000 100,000. Oh, but so you got that a long time. Just a roca every day is striving to make sure we're gonna get one of those plaques now. So we got a hundred thousand subscribers on YouTube He has two hundred and fifty three thousand subscribers on YouTube very impressive today That's that you can make a very good living with that and it's all because of content like I did you get that? Extra length that I sent you it's this kind of fucking content. He's killing it with all right

Let's see what these up to Hey, I'm your Korean dad. I made us a little hot dog lunch. Hope you like it a little burn Hello hot dog Wait, what is the hot dog a sandwich? Oh, I guess that's kind of easy not a sandwich Sandwich hey, I'm your Korean dad. That's it Jesus Christ That gets 250,000 subscribers I was I working way too hard now just for comparison though, but the Mike O'Mara channel has 7.6 Thousand yeah, 7600 yeah

Three right the fact he's talking to like that like else you're kind of still in show business right like yeah I'm killing it compared to lag right yeah black. What are you doing over there? Fucking Irish accent and they're doing a shit job because the guy in the corner I don't even know who that is is covered up by a logo Kind of formatting is that I actually did that to blind Mike the other day at WATS. Did you see that? Yeah, I was about to point that out. I moved us eventually. I moved him down.

I was taking screenshots and sending it to one of my friends and I was like, ah, well, you know, it's not like Mike Matt Mike notices. He has himself all the way off camera anyway. Yeah, he's all the way to the edge. And then I had our QR code right on which you know is transparent You can still see Mike to some degree wasn't totally wasn't as a back as this obvious like telonomous jokes fucking invite Invite any over my house starts calling me out immediately Unbelievable no respect All right, so in clip four Mike's gonna try and look at Nick's time on the show

through the 1999 lens of when white folks didn't know what racism actually was. Yeah, I remember 1999, we had no idea what was going on. I call this a long walk of a racist fear. You know, it's interesting when you give that perspective on how the world has changed. Well, maybe. You know, I mean, I look around and I just...

It's fluid, Mike. I'm not going to go down that road today, but I will tell you that when you talk about coming into that environment and how your experience with it. Because we did, I remember we did a lot of Asian shtick, if not exclusively Asian shtick. And as I said, you rolled with it. And it was just, what was that? Because I love to get your perspective

on how you really felt back then about it, because I think we've become more aware, to a degree, some people have. And I look back on that, and I kind of cringe when I think, I cringe with a lot of stuff from the old show, but it's interesting. We had some fun. It was innocent fun It was not anything that we were trying

To do anything wrong. We just didn't know any better But what was your experience like tell us about your experience when you were an intern on the show Wow Mike used a lot of words There yeah, there's a lot of words to communicate. We just communicated Professional broadcast. I don't know. I was a white guy back then. I thought it was fine But now thanks to critical race theory we all know that we're horrible But right, you know Nick is going to tell Mike as much in my last clip So he's not gonna just let him off the hook. Ah, whatever you guys it knows I denied who knew anything the honest truth is that It did a lot of the joking felt

like it was at my expense. Okay, and it felt there was a pain that was there of a little bit of like, it was like a little wincing, you know, right. At the same time, I'm like, this is what I signed up for. Yeah, you you know I know I knew what I was getting myself into Yeah, but all the interns get goofed out. It just depends on like if you're fat like Iraq or if you're Korean like this guy Whatever that's what you pick up. Yeah, well if I'd known then what I know now I still would have put on the kimono and put a cat hot dog bun Yeah, of course for a hundred thousand views on YouTube in 2024. I just call you rock an intern. I'm definitely gonna get a text message After that, uh you pronounce producer incorrectly. Oh, yeah, I guess I did that's that's my bad Guys today. There was a huge announcement. I don't know if you know about this, but we gotta get into it. P-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p on his show today and he talked to Brian Karam for a little bit about nonsense and he said after this I got a big announcement and he said this Friday is

my last show John said after after this Friday I'm gonna go away and then he said it might be one day it might be three days it might be a week it might be a year I don't know it'll be first one. And then and then as he's going through the super chats and playing the victim, everyone's been beating me up and it's not fair. What did I ever do to anyone? And Lady K drew first blood and Julie and he's going on and on and on. He decided that today was his last show. You know what? He goes, Clay Danvers, like, oh, we're still doing a show, right? He's like, no, I'm never doing a show again. Today was my last show. And he signed off. And we'll never see John on the internet again. Because this time, this time, he probably means it, right, guys?

Oh, yeah. I would imagine. So that's what happened on the show today. He needs beer money. When the Duke says something, he does it. Yeah, I know, right? Till He needs beer money. When the Duke says something, he does it. Yeah, I know, right? Till he needs beer money. So now.

Right. He just went live. Correct. He probably is live right now, just going, OK, now this is really my last show, so all you cheap fucks, better pay up. All right. Yesterday's show was interesting to me because John starts off with a whopper

of a story. He's such a fucking liar and it's so obvious just based on the details that he puts into his story because John's using his old laptop on the show, the one that freezes up every now and again. And so he explains why that has happened. When do I begin? Yesterday I go to a bar slash restaurant with the Vietnamese girl. Okay. So John's got a new girlfriend, the Vietnamese girl, and he went out to a bar slash restaurant. Sounds like a nice place for dinner with her and

then let's see what happens after that. And then we go home and then I decide I'm going to watch the Yankees play the White Sox. Now, you're in a new relationship. You haven't got laid in years and you're with your girl. The first thing you do is turn on baseball, and once Yankees play the worst team to ever exist in the major leagues, that's your plan for that? Already seems a little off, but maybe she also likes baseball.

I don't know, let's see. So I'm watching the game, and the Yankees are sucking fucking ass against the worst team in the goddamn league, the goddamn Chicago White Sox. Yankees are getting that fucking ass against the worst team in the goddamn league the goddamn Chicago White Sox Yankees are getting that fucking asses kick. Wait, did John and Carl show me I Decide well, let's just go to bed. I bring the computer, you know, we'll throw it down so We fall asleep, you know, I fool around a little bit fall asleep All right. Are you following this?

They're watching the Yankees. He's getting blown out. I can imagine. I was like fuck this shit fucking God turns it off Let's go to the bed. He brings the computer with them into bed, and then they start fooling around I'm guessing the Vietnamese girls on the computer and he's fooling around himself If I had a stra to extrapolate what's going on here, but all right. Then what happens, John? Well, I am a crazy sleeper and I kicked the computer off accidentally the bed, which is very high up. Don't think anything of it. It's not like I haven't done that before. And woke up this morning and I got myself a fear.

The computer screen was cracked and inoperable. My brand new MacBook Pro. Most RAM they give. It's not true. He's told us the specs on his Macbook. It's twice as fast. According to John's story here, gets in the bed with his girl, he has the laptop on the bed, kicks it off, breaks the laptop. Notice that when he woke up, there was no stories about a girl being there. He never discussed with the girl ever again,

somehow. She left as soon as he fell asleep. You'd think there'd be a story about like, oh, wow, that's possible. Like the money's on the nightstand. Well, that's the other thing too. What money? Yeah. What nightstand? John just proved he doesn't own a nightstand? Because that's where you put your computer if you're laying in bed and watching shit On the computer so she's got he's got it in the bed with them because he's got no other furniture in the house And you would put it like between you and her if anything so one get kicked off the bed So this is all good when they're fooling around while they're fooling around yeah

She has to watch porn of a hotter guy while he's fucking her that I'd understand also just the term fooling around Yeah, we built a fort All right, he started touching her and she got grossed out. That's what fooling around I know I know he's recently posted photos of him on his motorcycle. He's all proud of Yeah, he's like, and there's my buddy in the background. No Vietnamese girl anywhere to be found. It's amazing You can't even like bring one in to just like take a quick photo with It's not actually a highly populated area for Vietnamese people. Anyway, I've been there Lay off the Asians. All right, you're right. Good point. It's too much.

So John has to bring his laptop to the shop, and he's telling Rob So about this story. This is nuts. And I had to make an executive decision. Now, did I have that 740 available? No. Why? But that's what available? No. Hi. But that's what plastic is for.

Yeah. What? He doing in that dog. That's what plastic is for. Mr. Saul. I know, you know, say the fake super chats don't pay the the bills.

No, no, no, although I don't have any fake super chess. Thank God. Couple of things going on here. Uh huh. The last part is John can't even roll with the joke. He has to explain but no, no, no. I do have to correct you on this. I don't get fake super chats. Yeah, I know John. That was the joke but the computer is going to cost $740 to fix and John's not liquid enough to afford $740. He had to put on a credit card and it sounded like he was bragging that he owns a credit card. It did. I have a credit card that's not even maxed out. Neat. Pretty cool right there. Wow. Wow. Things are way worse than I thought they were.

And John thinks he's gonna sue everyone? You can't afford $740 for your laptop repair. You're not suing anyone ever, Chad. He's acting like, you know, this big thing that's happening this Saturday with the Kate Meany audio being played. The thing that John refers to as the tapes. What's happening on Saturday? Although they are MP3s. Devilcon 2, Annie. We'll all be there. That's gonna be a big deal. John's freaking the fuck out He is freaking the fuck out if I could tell you guys the story of what happened with the comedy club today John is Freaking the fuck out. He's panicking. I think that's why he's leaving the internet. Mm-hmm I think that's probably why I don't know what he's I haven't heard this stuff yet. We're gonna hear about it on Saturday He's going to Jamaica. I This is gonna be's going to Jamaica. I

This is gonna be incredible back to Jamaica again So John can't afford seven or forty dollars to fix his computer he has to put that on a credit card that he can't pay off Seems misguided especially if you're done Podcasting what do you care? You just use this computer for whatever you're gonna do But he still has to get that fixed Even though he's you know, I guess he decided that the next day he's gonna leave podcasting forever so Let's talk about how useless John is

John needs people to help him with everything in his life every single thing. Hey Rob. How do I when I go to Twitter? How do I get this black screen off? I like the white screen Do you know how to do that? Now I just go with it what on your phone or the computer you talking about your computer screen I like them. I like the white screen. Could you imagine if someone sat down with Johnny go? Hey, okay So there's this thing called Google And these questions you ask all your fucking co-hosts During a show. Yeah, the people that you call who are

your super chatters your chatters and you ask them these questions put it into Google and see what they say on ironically I think it might change his life if he had one of those like Alexa's or Google assistance on the wall right next to him so you could just shout at Google it would change his life for real I feel like it would change every could he get he just talked to it all day and it would just tell him things that There's a new symptomatic of boomers They don't realize that AI is a thing that Google is a thing and that Alexa is a thing All you have to do is start scream

Where should I move my dog don't like black people? Go to Cape Coral. Thanks, Alexa. You're right, though. It's crazy to me that when John was talking about IRL streaming with our buddy Adam Bush and John's big complaint was no one showed me how to do it. No one's ever showed me how to do it.

I can't imagine how many tutorials there are on YouTube about IRL streaming. There's probably thousands I bet if you put that into YouTube or Google there'd be a million results I actually googled how do you switch off a dark mode on Twitter? And it was three videos listed there were tutorials on how to turn off dark mode on Twitter Which is what he's trying to do It's like Rob you're gonna help me out with this and they're even nice and they list us before the text that you would have to read you Just click right on the video. Yeah, they take you right to the 27 second mark. You can see how to do it. It's great It's amazing the thing I don't know if you guys know about Google guys

You can ask it how to set up your green screen you can ask it where you get cat food you can Basket where you get cat food you can you know all these things you don't know John No, of course not you So who was it I don't know so Ring and John goes that you Rob and Rob goes no it's not me for sure it's not It was it it was rob. And so whoever's trolling rob starts trolling him throughout this episode just keeps calling his phone

and it keeps ringing. And I have a little compilation of this that I put together and you're gonna see John getting so annoyed. For a guy who's gone through this himself so many times, he has zero patience for anyone else dealing with this. Like what the fuck, figure it out. We tried to take you months to figure this out. We've seen this before.

Well, how dare you do it in my show, it's professional here. Right, that's how John thinks, he's retarded. Especially with work stuff. There's like a- Turn that goddamn thing off. Yeah, the phone is off, but now it's ringing through my computer. Goddamn pledge, Flynn. it's ringing through my computer. Goddamn pledge pin. He's

gonna watch me work. He wants me to serve him and uh Jesus Christ how do I get this fucking phone off my uh macbook? Jesus. Do not disturb. Well first of all we don't sell that that garbage. Jesus Rob. I know it's the same person. It's somebody about Casey and stuff. All you gotta do is go to the conversation on the top and block the person. Oh, okay. I mean, well, I turned off my phone, but it goes through. No, no, no, no. Go to your computer. Uh-huh.

And if you have like messages, iMessages. He's doing it on Google Voice. Yeah. Well, you should be able to block, you know, that everyone. So I gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it.

I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it.

I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just gonna do it. I'm just fucking do it. Now they're just calling from other numbers. Yeah, turn off the sound on your computer

Now it's funny again. I've just never had this problem before job. Yeah, I did. Call him on Skype now Although I still do I think Rob's ever said that before I've never had this problem before So he's getting people trolling him and John is not having it. I learned this the hard way after the 72nd time that it happened to me. I finally figured it out. If you want this happen for two more months, I'm no longer going to have you on my show. You're an idiot for not knowing immediately. So this is great because now it happens again and John goes into tech support. John, the best we've talked about a lot of

versions of John that we don't like the yeah this is a rare visit tech support job who's gonna walk our buddy Rob Sal through how to fix this you begging for grown men for How are there two different rings now? I gotta figure out this. Turn off Google! Turn off Google. I'm doing it through Google Chrome! Go to your settings and turn off the volume to your Google... How do I do that? Go to your settings and turn off the volume!

Alright, so John's all over the place. Turn off Google. And he's like, I'm using Google Chrome, totally different application, but whatever, and then, all right, we'll just turn off the volume in the settings, okay. I'm in Google. Mac speaker, turn your Mac speakers off! Do you think it's the Mac speaker that's doing this? Do you think it's coming out of speaker?

I'll get up and walk out of the room, and then I won't be able to hear it Because it comes out of John's speaker at his place he doesn't have head oh you're right So he's everyone assuming that it's a speaker like no one else uses their speakers you see these things in my ears chat Everyone else uses headphones like professionals. You're right. Yeah, but What it is is I have everything set up to my soundboard so when I do that I got to figure out how to just turn off this because otherwise yeah, Rob's explaining the job I don't have a setup like you do not using my Mac book microphone my back speakers

He was showing in a Coleco Soundboard that I use all the time then I have no sound if you turn off your speakers. I can't hear you Everything is plugged into my computer, but you are plugged into your headphones. So Are plugged into my soundboard, which is all everything my computer but you don't need the the speakers to be turned on Right. So yeah, that's true. John. That is true. All right. All right, let's see this. And then you go down to sound. Then you hit sound.

You'll hit output. System settings. Hold on, hold on, hold on. And then output volume. You turn it down. Slow down there, tech support. Sorry, I'm going to, I went to settings. Then what am I going to?

Then go to sound. Sorry sound sorry your accent a little You see it's right on the notifications Oh, no, yeah, I said so now click on sound. Uh-huh, and then you'll see output volume You see that yes, so then you just turn that down. This is amazing. My learning band's gonna leave the internet. What are we gonna do? Right, Jeff? We need you, buddy. I have my fingers crossed that he's gonna fuck up his own

audio. For my for my MacBook speakers. Yes. Can you still hear me? Oh no. All right. We're gonna mute them, yep. There you go.

Yeah, but then with the output volume, okay. Okay, so we just followed all the instructions that John gave them, turned off the speakers the MacBook speakers Uh-huh, so that's probably gonna fix the problem, right? segment No, not working not working It's not work You gotta get rid of that Google fucking call

Let me get rid of Google voice Fucking boys Let me get rid of Google voice and uh... Can you dumb it down, John? Get rid of Google fucking voice, dammit! Ha ha! So this is why John's so stupid. It's about your notifications. It has something to do with your speakers. You're getting that because you have your notification sounds turned on. You have to turn that off.

John's never figured that out. He still hasn't fucking figured that out. It tormented him for months. And now it's tormenting Robin Maybe that's a flashback thing that he's having He can't just get up and go rampaging through his mother's house and plugging all Rob Saul's phones, right Who could forget I? Want to smack an 87 year old right now?

I want to smack an 87 year old right now. I'm hearing all these sounds in my house. It's ridiculous so Poor Rob. He's John's co-host now. He's on the show all the time and John doesn't pay him. He pranks about not paying co-hosts and So Rob's like well, it'd be cool if he came on my show Probably get more eyeballs over there if he did that and there there's two things that happened in this clip that are amazing to me. Everybody's begging you for you on my show every night. I'll be having a bag. I know. Well, what we're going to have to do is, Saturday night is my birthday.

I'm going to go out for drinks with my aunt and then I'll probably come on and do a nice show if you want to join for my birthday. If you do a show earlier yes but I mean eight o'clock is too late for me. What? What is that? What? What does that stop them? They're out losers in each other. It's nuts! I can't go on your show I'm always wasted at 8 p.m. Is that incredible right there Well john maybe just like don't be wasted that night at 8 and come on my show That's ridiculous. I mean that sounds like Also is your aunt single i'm surprised he didn't ask that maybe off-line he did because this is what's so

Pathetic about rob saw and he likes to call other people losers. He's celebrating his birthday with his aunt. I saw your reaction, and you're like, what the? And this is the thing with John and Chad Zumach and Rob Saul, they literally don't have friends. These people have no friends in their lives. Also, they all announce their birthdays. And they talk about that Rob's gonna bring up his birthday,

I got it in a little bit, because he's like, hey, it's my birthday. Maybe you can throw some bucks my way. Maybe people can donate to my show. Rob's trying to get his channel monetized. So he's been streaming every night that he can just try to get those hours up so we can get it monetized. All these losers think that guys watch the Ray DeVito model. That's what's going to happen to you. that guys watch the Ray DeVito model that's what's gonna happen to you you'll be broadcasting for 58 people and you'll read seven two dollar super chats over an hour and a half i don't know what you think is gonna happen here it's not gonna be misery loves company you guys are not kevin brendan i'm sorry to break the news to you you're not just gonna be able to turn your computer and make 500 bucks every time you turn your computer so. So, good luck with that.

Why can't John be sober enough at 8 p.m. any night? It wasn't like, hey, how about a Tuesday? How about a Thursday? I'm just like, I can never do your show at 8 p.m. It's ridiculous. How could I possibly be sober enough to do a show that no one watches on the internet at 8 p.m.? And John's the guy who goes, and they call call me an alcoholic and they call him a good friend

That's what alcoholism hits right there. Dummy. How do you not understand that? By the way, it's getting close to 8 p.m. We gotta wrap Yes, our chugging some shots over here So then Jay Phoenix comes out with a very funny super chat that John reacts to. Look at Stuttering John supporting this dog love. Dave Phoenix, sorry I haven't chatted this

week. Been busy with work and family. Sorry, work is where you go to earn money and a family is a household that doesn't hate you. So, really in super chat because it got John to read it. Sorry, I haven't given you super chance this week. Been busy like, okay, cool. This guy's on my side.

Not on my side. So, how's John gonna respond to this? Well, there's two things being said. One that John doesn't work and one that John's family hates him. One of those cuts a little deeper than the other. Thank you. I didn't know. I didn't know either one of those. Uh I had no idea.'s kind of weird though, Rob, since I worked at a tire warehouse since I was 13 years old, then became a truck driver. So he goes through his whole resume of working jobs rather than talk about the fact that he also has a loving family. That was the thing that was harder hitting. I worked for the post office for a week.

Yeah, right. Like, okay, no, we know you've worked jobs, John. hitting For the post office for a week We know you've worked jobs job. That's I'm not surprised by how he Responded to that he doesn't he doesn't react to the family thing at all of course right? He's such an idiot No, he never responds to that at all of course since I was 13, so you're still there. Yeah, you fucking I know He's so dumb could you imagine having a paper route and still talking about it? I think Panty seat cups might have one. That's one of those guys who would do that All right. Let's talk about how bad rob sol is at this He might be the worst

If john's going away, like he said he is Welcome rob solid to the tablovers Because rob's going to try to rip on me and Welcome Rob solid to the temple verse because Rob's going to try to rip on me and This is bad. I know I saw who was it lady lady. Kay. Yeah Laughing that Dutty John clips when he's playing him like it like it wasn't 20 years ago It's still funny when I watch old stuff And just like you watch an old movie and you still enjoy it even though you've seen it before and it's

20 30 years old Rob watches everything by the way one thing I know about Rob Saul is he's watching Everything this right now and it affects him He's bothered by it I made a comment that he was watching the Ted Williams interview with John you ever fart in the catcher's face and Rob's fucking Laughing it up when John's frozen. He's not there anymore. So like that's ridiculous. Everyone's seen this a million times Why why would you have that? I said, oh no, it's great. But now he's gonna try to get a dig on me Check this out. This is the opposite of how to do this if it's funny. It's funny lady cake just like your mom wife probably 30 years from now when she's dead and

you're still swinging trying to get kumis so okay i think brian clodder is calling me you can't hear it through the uh there you go you fixed it rob we can't hear it so he never comes back to that thought you're swinging he had no idea where he's going with that Oh, yeah, can I make it fun of me? Well mom wife and when she's dead Dad safe by the bell. Yeah kind of trailed off there Rob. Yeah, Rob You forgot about napping and mandolins like do I have to explain this to you out of goof on me? What a fucking idiot Call it's from a guy incognito. Yeah, I saved me explain this to you out of goof on me what a fucking idiot It's from Yeah, I saved me from this bit

I love that John was having a sneezing fit so Rob didn't have someone to save him He did get saved by the phone call that I pretended we couldn't hear but we obviously could Rob the same for you, man. Holy shit. That was bad His voice and cadence reminds me of Tony Michaels. Oh, right that going on and he's also just as sensitive as Impression of you is more funny than that everyone's impression of me is more funny than Rob Saul That is true. He's terrible and then John admits that he's a liar two months ago. You glow you were never fired why? Because I didn't want to give you guys a satisfaction. Pretty fucking simple. When you say Rob, that's pretty easily

explainable. Yeah, of course. You don't want to know because then they just keep going. Exactly. So, John, what you just admitted is that you'll lie to us because you don't want us to know the truth, which means you have zero credibility at all times. We don't know if you were fired from your job or not. You claimed you were, then you claimed you weren't, then you claimed you were again. But none of it matters because you're a fucking liar

and everything you say is a lie, so it gives a shit. But he loves to go out and say that he's the only truth in the dabble verse, everyone's gotta listen to him. He's always got an excuse for why he lies, but other people can't lie. And then John is so pathetic and paranoid. Him and Rob saw our BFFs right now. They're besties.

They're gonna go out and buy those necklaces. 100%. They'll buy it together. It's gonna be really cute when they do that. But he's really concerned that Rob's gonna turn on him. And he pleads with him not to. But I'm just gonna say this, Rob, and please don't turn on me like everybody else. I mean it's... Listen, that's not... I don't think that's funny. I don't think it's cute.

I don't think it's beneficial. It'd be nice to have one friend in this double verse. Listen, you got him and all you got to do is give me the same loyalty I give you and We won't have any problems. I guarantee you. Hey, I was loyal to every single one of these assholes that turned on me I wasn't a dickhead. We had archived this clip first off for them saying good. I'll never turn on you Yeah, now we're gonna be best friends to the end We'll see what happens with that get a supercut of all

Don't turn on him though though They just quietly set him aside Yeah, you know hell sparks and Tony Michaels everybody's just like the juice is my touch brothers squeeze with no sass or Correct John's such a sad pathetic loser. He has to go there and be like yeah You know I'm a great friend and you never once asked being my friend I can't figure out hopefully you won't do that Rob and Rob's also a pathetic loser. No. I want friends to like we should be friends Let's also be friends. I know it's sad. It's getting sad. You know what's friends do Jenna. They do each other's shows Maybe you want to come on my show shit the world's biggest dickhead why not be wasted by a PM to be a waste of a day Imagine if I remembered the evening I had before so I can articulate it into the microphone the next day and not lie through my teeth

About girls coming over. Yeah, you could do my show or I could you could not do it I could just get called a dog fucker over and over again until I get sick of it and leave That's where this is going that's where it's headed to So John at the end of this and he goes on to talk about all the people who turned on him, and he never did anything to them, and you know, it's the usual list of Ryan Charmin and Betty Loco and Andy O'Brower and all these people who he treated like shit, and John doesn't realize this. I talked to Ryan Charmin and Andy O'Brower. Andrew is coming to DabbleCon, too, which is amazing, and we hang out with these people, Andrew still works with HellSparks,

and all these people still work with everyone. John, the common denominator here is you. You treat people like shit. You treat people like they're your servant and errand boy, just like you were with Rob, telling him, show me how to do this thing in Twitter. Like you just expect things from people, and that's why they get sick of you and annoyed with you

and don't wanna deal with you anymore. And that's the best way to end a relationship for John. That's actually just being annoying and being like, hell, Sparks, I just can't anymore. It's enough. It's the best kind of falling out he could have. It's usually much worse than that. John is so scared of these tapes.

The Kate Meany phone calls. He is so shitting a brick about this. Can't fucking wait. I can't wait. John Cole's mom, three more days and your kids will hear the tapes. Yes, yes, and I'm sure you're going to AI them up pretty damn good. Alright, so that's the first thing. They're going to be AI'd up.

So John didn't actually say any of the things that we're going to hear this weekend. You know Rob, they have like intros now with AI of me that sounds spot-on It's now I know they go with everybody the AI I'm sure Kevin Brennan is spot-on, you know, Kevin's is spot-on. Yeah so Broadcast school really paid off Rob. I used to have a career in radio Hmm, which is incredible to me He seems to be the worst at this. He's got the board though in front of him

So he's got that it's interesting how now he's going to lean into the fact that it's AI but we were playing I mean it was AI but Thanks are saying oh, this is totally AI He was gonna sue you for trying to say that it was him But now that it's actually coming out for real. Oh, it's just AI I gave him the out and he can't tell you a secret. Please. It wasn't AI Can you believe it but yeah, I gave him the out I gave him a chance to be like yeah I carl's playing AI. It's bullshit. We would have been fine

But instead he's like no those are real and now he knows that the worst stuff is gonna get played He's like it probably yeah, yeah, yeah super tips, but then he also says this So God knows what they're gonna fucking doctor up with you know with my tapes I mean you know it's and you know and God knows what's gonna happen after they do it you know you know I mean you know I'm not I'm not showing my hand yet we've seen your hand scabby God God knows what I'm gonna do you're gonna do nothing you have no plan you're gonna go hide for. He was going to get an injunction. That was his plan weeks ago.

We're going to go to a judge. I got my lawyer, my hot shot lawyer. We're going to get an injunction. They won't be allowed to play the tapes. That didn't work. Here's the thing that John's not understanding. When he says that these tapes are illegal, and I don't know, I keep using the word tapes.

That's what he says. But the MP3 files of the conversation between John and Kate Meany. When he says that they're illegal, they've never been deemed illegal by any judge in the land. John claims they're illegal, but they're not. They were recorded in a one-party consent date. So Kate is perfectly legal to record them and anyone can replay them and unless a judge says otherwise that's the fact Jack that's what's going on. That goes back to Missy B's assertion that embarrassing John is the worst thing that you could do

to John so John's had it's illegal you know it's a it's a crime. Right yeah and he fantasizes about all of us going to jail And also all this getting sued and him living in our houses and he's a real fantasy. Yes. He thinks this is gonna happen someday All Yeah, all of us being sued at the same time in the same courtroom, right? That's what he pictures and then him getting up and be like your honor. Look at these lose That's what he pictures. And then him getting up and being like, Your Honor, look at these losers.

Yeah. This one uses the N-word. That one over there says, J. I rest my case. Gary L., did he call the club? He did not, but somebody else did. Somebody else called the club today to try to get this thing shut down.

The place, people are just reading the playbook. Yeah. It's so obvious as to what's going to happen. the club today to try to get this thing shut down. The people are just reading the playbook. Yeah. It's so obvious as to what's going to happen and to call the club two days before the event. You had all this time. You're

going to get an injection. You were going to get yourself sued. You're going to shut all this down. None of it happened and it's not happening. It's going to happen. Does that make sense? DabbleCon2. WETPlive.com for tickets. DabbleCon.live to stream it. We have hundreds of people signed up for the stream already. I'm excited about that. It's gonna be good. It's gonna be really good. I've been working with Vinny to make sure that it's gonna sound awesome. It's gonna

look awesome. I am very excited about that. One more clip with John promoting dabble con for us. Just like this dabble con, it's all just a bully fest. Yeah. Let's gang up. You guys been paying money to sit on my couch cushions? I want to, yeah. I mean, I want to go there for free and it's on my birthday. So I'm like, it's not his birthday guys. We should probably get a cake or something for Rob because he shows up. It is his birthday. It's not like birthday. It's not his birthday, guys. Come on. We should probably get a cake or something for Rob in case he shows up. It is his birthday. It's a very important day for him and his aunt will stop by. We'll all sing happy birthday to Rob Saul. I like the way John twists this. People are paying money to sit on my couch cushions. First off, no. Do not touch those couch cushions. That's a hell master. We'll have them on display, but you are not allowed to sit on my couch cushions. First off, no. Do not touch those couch cushions. We'll have them on display, but you are not allowed to sit on them. Secondly, we're putting on

a ton of shows. There's going to be so much entertainment. I can't even tell you what I've already seen come through. I'm very excited about all of it. It's going to be fantastic. And for John to boil it down to, people are going gonna hang out and sit on his couch cushions Not the case. We're gonna be in a very large comedy room all Laughing at the fact I'm charging people two dollars to hold a blacklight and go over them That's what we're gonna do. Oh, yeah, Vinny. That's me today goes with the I still have a blacklight with that will State lights not blacklights, you know, she's like off to buy watches Spencer's kiss Yeah, I mean I wouldn't go there for free and it's on my birthday something like I would never even imagine Rob you're on the list. Yeah. All right, if you want to come for free, I got you, buddy

You can come in on your birthday. We'll celebrate it for you, buddy. I'll even buy you a shot I would never even imagine spending such a miserable birth that at a at a shitty event like that I know could you imagine being around like friends and like-minded people? Having fun and laughing You probably can't imagine Rob And who the hell wants to go to Rochester in the first place and see I'm from New York Turns out tons of fucking people. Yeah, it turns out hundreds of people are go to Rochester in the first place since he lumped with him New York? Turns out tons of fucking people do yeah It turns out hundreds of people are coming to Rochester for this event and didn't John book his last comedy show in Rochester I believe he did yeah, they then backed out of he was gonna come to Rochester in March

That was his plan and now he's too good for it Armpit of New York have you been to Binghamton? You see the Utica The fuck out of you. Give me start on Syracuse. Yeah, I mean listen I'm not sitting here saying the Rochester's the greatest place in the world by any means but I've been to Utica and I've been to Binghamton and I've been to Syracuse Yikes As I say about that, but a lot of our friends from Binghamton and Utica and Syracuse will be here in Rochester

Yeah About that but a lot of our friends from Binghamton and Utica and Syracuse will be here in Rochester This weekend and we're looking forward to that again come hang out with us at Lux lounge Thursday night, we're gonna do a meetup and I talked to Shulie about it talked to Missy B about it. Oh Jay and that crew and hopefully we'll get a lot of people down there to Shoot the shit in the backyard at locks Yeah horse heads, New York. Thank you, Missy B Another good example what the fuck is going on there shit New York has several armpits have you seen Watertown has anyone Fucking garbage and erotic so nice. Yeah, nice parks and things like placid I wouldn't sort of finger lakes Yeah, don't go to dance bill

How do you like nice? Pretty good All right, Troy Smith is gonna be there. Hey kids. See you on Friday. We'll see you there, buddy Looking forward to it for sure guys. What have we done today? Have we done it all? We've done it all! We checked out the best damn podcast, which is definitely a misnomer. We talked about Opie Radio and Opie talking about Anthony and Howard and all the things that trigger him. The train wreck, Lisa Boswell was none too happy

With her producer, but it seems like they've made up so that's good Mike O'Mara Had to be told by his ex intern that he was very insensitive to him Because not funny. He's not funny. Not cool, man Stuttering John's big announcement, he's leaving podcasting again. Guy fucking needs attention all the time. He really is panicking though about, I'm telling you. This is for real.

In fact, that leads us to everyone's favorite part of the show. And the only tease I can tell you is this Saturday. Buckle up. Dabble Conduct Live is where you want to sign up to watch the Uncle Rico show Saturday afternoon to witness what John was saying to Kate

Meany. I don't even know. I don't even know the extent of it. I I'm just the fact that John's panicking this much tells me it's gonna be fucking Off the chair if the super bowl was on christmas, this would still be better, right? Correct if the bills were playing the bills of the super bowl, so we are guaranteed to win It wouldn't be better Than what this is going to be also the dabby awards. Oh, I know I can't stress that enough The dabby awards Awards are gonna be sick. I'm really looking forward to that. We'll be handing out the Dabbler of the Year Award, which I'm very excited about. Amazing creators. Sheet Shitterson. This fucking documentary. Yes, everyone's talking about it. It is fantastic. So well produced, so well done. I don't know how much time it is.

It's one guy doing that. It is next level. It's fantastic. And what's great about the documentary that Cheat Shitter's in made, it's only part one. We have more to come. But if you want to introduce someone to the devil verse, who's like, all right, so you guys make fun of like the guy from the Howard Stern show. What is this?

Yes. This explains it all. I sent it to my dad. I sent it to my little sister My parents are coming to Dabble con and my dad sent me a text of Them watching that like we're getting ready for devil kind like perfect You guys will know exactly what everyone's talking about amazing and be all caught up, so that's fantastic Really looking forward to devil con this weekend Programming no no point dabble point on Friday because we have the roast of the dabble verse Friday night live at Comments the Carlson, so please join us for that. It might be the episode We find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony

Of morning radio I'll go to these podcasts sleep well everypony Of morning radio Mmm, okay great show. Good job. Everybody great job everyone Andy. Thanks for stopping by my pleasure We should talk about the all apologies podcast. I was listening to you had Ryan Rebulken on the show Oh, yeah, recently filling in as a guest host. Yes He was great filled in for Joe while Joe was on vacation Talk about Mel Gibson. Yeah, and then this week Joe is back we did Nick Swartz and on Theo Vaughn's podcast talking about his on stage meltdown Where he forgot his whole act and tried to justify that so altitude Where he forgot his whole act and he tried to justify that so it's altitude

Explanation but they stretch it out to over an hour. I love Nick Swartz and I think he's very funny I love him. I've seen him before and he's good and I like him in movies and I liked him in Rio 911 Yeah, and he's great. Well. That's it That was a crazy about that's why it's so great because Comedians love nothing as much as they like making each other laugh. They like watching each other epically fail So yeah That's what's so great about this thing and we break that down so please check that out all apologies podcast.com Trying to support the show on patreon. Yeah, thank you go to the website throw Andy a couple bucks for his time

We appreciate that and he will be with us of course this weekend We'll all be there this weekend and and you do a show called. What is this game? Annie you do a show called what is this game? Absolutely, thank you very much and since you mentioned it. I'm not gonna plug it any further But I do have a plug for my good friend Mondays weekly. He's a regular listener to their show and a voicemailer He's the guy with a really deep voice who seems to hate women Yes He he did a fantastic not a video documentary like Sheet Shitterson, but he did a video essay of why Stuttering John Melendez should be considered to be more of a lol cow in

comparison to like Chris Chan or Dark Side Phil or other of your favorites. So if you want to look at that, you can go to at Mondays Weekly on YouTube and check out that video. I love it. I've been thinking about this a lot lately, especially with the Sheet Shitlerson documentary. When you think about King Cobra, Dark Side Phil,

all these different guys, John seems to check every box. And I'm biased. I've been studying John for a while. So for me, that's my locale, in my opinion. But when you think about these people who are the laughing stock of the internet, a lot of it has to do with some success at some point, and then just this downfall,

and they can't get out of their own way, and they never will, and they need the internet as much as the internet needs them, if not more so. And then they just fall into a negative feedback loop, and it's insane. And that's where John is at. It is so true. It's nuts.

If you think about it It is unfortunate that we won't be doing point devil point, but this weekend is one giant point damn It's gonna be better than is the point point devil point now definitely have my My super tip system in place. Oh, well you know getting no super No super tips of devil penis wrinkle fight No, no super tips devil penis wrinkle Here's Joey C speaking a different language Joey sees an interesting dude. He's driving up to Rochester

From Tampa really in a Winnebago. Yeah, they it. Yeah, they run in some car. He posted this video He saw this house and baraco sent it to me today. We're just driving down the expressway with wild road rage Screaming at people staring them down as he passes them. It's like Jesus Joey calm the fuck down, man Your meds get your meds. What are you doing? Hit the cruise control. It's fine. Yeah. You know, it's one thing if I'm late for something, I get I get annoyed like everyone else does when the people drive slow or like an idiot. If you're traveling from Tampa to Rochester, you kind of gotta chill. You know, it's it's either gonna take you 26 hours

or 27. You know, whatever. What are you gonna do? I mean, the journey's part of it, right? Yeah. Yeah. You're gonna be on the road for a while. Might as well get used to it. Enjoy it a little bit. Oh, Mondays is here. Hey, we're just talking about you. Yeah. Monday says Annie the goat. Thank you, Mondays. I think that's what he's trying to say. Saying it right in front of Andy too. Well, it's misspelled. It could have been anybody. It probably meant Andy. All right, do we have some reviews? Yeah, I got two for us today.

The first one comes from Yolanda on 8-11-2024. Wait, what's the name? Yolanda? Yolanda. Sounds like a WATP fan. Is this Sesame Street? Dude, you're surrounded by animated characters. Even Casey Day won't show his face on your show. Why is he on? He's not funny, he's not interesting. Why not put actual people on rather than an animated P's asterisk pedophile? I don't know.

Cardiff and Tukey are funny, so that makes sense. KC Day is not impressive in any single way. KC, you stink. That's why you don't show your face. Fuck you! I just have to point something out here. That was who are these socials. That was not even WATP. We didn't have KC Day at WATP. And I'll say this too, KC Day was delightful on WATS. Yeah, like blind KC Day. I'm looking forward to talking to Mike about that. Custom-made avatars just for the show. I think he did a great job. He's brilliant. Was that a one-star review yes for the show. I think it's great job. He's brilliant was that a one-star review unfortunately Okay, fuck Casey day getting a one-star reviews

Goddamn you we got one more from biggest dickus on 731 2024 Hello Why won't you call me back one star? That's a one star it says one star We'll call you back don't you One star. That's a one star? It says one star. Oh, but it's five stars. Alright, very good. We'll call you back, don't you? Speaking of calling people back, let's check out some voicemails. Lady Babylon called into the show.

This is her new friend of the show, I think. Oh, jeez. Hey, calm, man. This is Lady Babylon 666. All the stuff I said about Jesus was real, man. Don't know why, but I talk like a combination of Liam Gallagher and the singer Rodriguez. Ciao, Brian. That's a pretty good impression. With all the crazy shit he was saying, I forgot that he was also sounding crazy. I never really did point that out I never got past it yeah I was just listening to the fact

that Jesus was using children as drugs yeah yeah yeah a lot of interesting information in there John's therapist I lost my mind listening to John talking about his therapist on the battle point like just sitting there yeah they don't do this and to normal people. Like in John's brain, he's just hearing, yo, they're only doing this because you're the coolest, smartest, funniest person that ever lived.

And also you are the most important person on our team. John's just sitting there. Yes, yes I was. And Jay Leno, maybe you could buy a beer The judge never seen a therapist that was such made-up horseshit didn't Jay Leno buy him a hundred thousand dollars worth of beer 110 thousand dollars. Yeah, my bad. I was off and He was able to convert that all into beer Pretty impressive. you ask me

Man or Matt calling into the show. Oh, what's up, dude? Man or Matt man? Just trucking through this Jojo See you episode. Oh boy. Oh Man, this one this one hurts my life. This one hurts my life a lot and you don't to quote that classic I was there and soundboard drop classic, I was there and soundboard drop. Jesus Christ, this fucking broad. Holy crap. Oh, God. Keep up the good work, guys. Thank you very much, man or Matt. I'm going to see if we can revisit Jojo Siwa when I do my next Drew Lane show appearance, because that's a show that I want to revisit. I could see this coming a mile away It was just like your personality is a bow on your head. What happens when you turn 30?

It's gonna be a disaster. Yeah, that's what's happening now. Well, I don't know. She's got a new hit song out guilty pleasure Oh, it's in a hit Your guilty pleasure pleasure pleasure pleasure pleasure I'm your guilty pleasure 17 writers And some chorus right there So we see my time with no effects concerts Or anyone anyone's a privacy we talked about that yeah, I was I want that in a second first We're gonna do a whole episode on it

First Chuck Norris is calling into the show. Cool. Hey, Carl, it's your pal Chuck Norris. And you know, when I'm not working out when I'm not fucking my wife real hard. When I'm not throwing my grandkids through a goddamn brick wall with that morning kick stuff that you promoted on your show recently. I also like to use magic mind and a little bit of I also like to use Magic Mind and a little bit of a banana bag and I also love to shop at deepdiscount.com. Thank you, Deep Discount. Very good. Yeah, I have a new read that I've been doing for Morning Kick, if you haven't heard that, on the feed.

So our friend Missy B is saying this, and I don't even chat in his live right now. I kind of want to see if that's true. Cause he just told me that today was his last show ever. And so what's up with that? Let's see if he is live. I don't see him live. All right. Missy, I'm not seeing him on here.

If that's true. That would have been great though. Yeah, maybe members only Do you think missy B's a member? Maybe I suppose I suppose not because she likes to pay him Why do they hard can? WDTP WDTP. Missy says, Oh, it's actually Uncle Rico. That's live right now.

Same. I got it. It's, it's John still. I understand. Ronnie in Syracuse calling in. Hey Carl, Ronnie in Syracuse. I was listening to Jojo Siwa go on and on and I don't know if she started smoking in the womb or if she's doing a Patty and Selma thing, but that horse throat, that voice quality, that's from decades and decades and decades of smoking. And I was thinking, well, maybe she got it from, you know, singing with a lot of, you know, strength and sort of strained her voice.

But then again, Jenny jingles things like an angel and has these awesome pipes and puts out all kinds of volume and strengths and all that. And she doesn't sound like that. So I don't know, man. But I mean, if that girl hasn't been smoking cigarettes, then something's going on with her voice. Maybe she's got the Steve O thing, who knows? Anyway, that's all I got.

Thank you, fuck you, bye. Steve O or Steve Ho. Get it? Thank you, Rodney. Great call. Gary in San Diego wants to weigh in on Rob Saul. Well, it appears John has a brand new semi-permanent co-host, Rob Saul.

The guy's a slug. He is just terrible. But I think John keeps him there because he's a toady. He just kisses John's ass all day. It's ridiculous. But John doesn't want to pay anybody. So that's what you get a toady. Anyway, I've also noticed that John is lip smacking more than ever. He hates that. It's now like a permanent affectation that he has.

Is this Gary? Anyway, rock and roll. You know it's Gary's when you code this. COVID? A.C.R.E. end call. Didn't sound like he was in a bad mood. It's a button right on your phone there, Gary. Gary's changing up his delivery lately.

Alright, Carl, alright, the fucking badge for me. I'll go to Dalvacon 2. Nice. With the plus one. Okay. So start practicing drinking through a straw to get your food. I'm bringing the drummer for the misfits. Oh. Lookalove bitch. Okay. That would be funny if that guy showed up for revenge after all these years. Well, he got his revenge. It's true. Rob Saul calling in. Hey, this is this is Rob Paul. Carl, you have you have a mom wife. She's a girl. He is here. If you like that, you know, dog. Rob, stop calling into the show. It's embarrassing. I don't want to do that again. You're not part of your dirty little dog. Drop some of these. Rob, stop calling it to the show, it's embarrassing.

I don't want to hear that again. All right, one more coming in. Hey, Carl, thanks to MAPS Minnesota. I just wanted to say I was listening to the WA2P PDF crossover event. You mentioned that you didn't want to live your dream of, you know, your teenage dream of being a touring rock and roll star.

Right. I would also like to take this time to promote WATC Live in Burndale, Michigan at the Magic Bag. Yeah, it was a very different, I was, we were talking about how if you went back to your 13 year old self and you said, what do you want to do for? Your rest of your life like that wouldn't be what I'd want to do now Now that I'm not 13 anymore I used to think that I wanted to be in a touring band and now I would turn that opportunity down if it was offered

To me because that sounds miserable, but I'll take the podcast on the road here and there. Yeah, it's fun. I enjoy that It's a good time. It's less sweaty. So you dabble in the dream. It's less sweaty than being in a van with a bunch of dudes and driving from venue to venue. Some just sounds gross to me. All right. I think we've done it all. Thank you. What did I miss?

What do I got? Do it all this weekend. Yes, we have a lot going on. See everybody at Lux on Thursday. See it. this weekend. Yes, we have a lot going on. See everybody at Lux on Thursday, see at DevilCon, come meet the Carlson this Friday and Saturday. You can check it out online where? DevilCon.live. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Okay, bye. That was a great episode! That was really great! Man, that was a good episode. That was a good episode. I enjoyed that.

Go fuck yourselves. Have a good week. Bye, Brennan. Ah, Carl. I love you. Yes. Thank you for tuning in. Bye.

Bye. Are we done here? I think we are. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.