Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep554 - Talk Tuah
Episode Date: September 19, 2024Note: we had some audio issues in the first 10 minutes but it gets fixed. Haliey Welch is still famous? She’s still working in the entertainment field? The hawk tuah girl just started dropping episo...des of her new podcast, Talk Tuah. Her first guest was Whitney Cummings and she followed that up with some friends of hers and her granny. Good luck Haliey. Chrissie Mayr stops by to discuss Whitney Cummings being a try-hard and whether Matt Rife has slept with Haliey yet. Paddy Brokenskull has dropped yet another diss track about yours truly. Howard Stern disses his guest Aubrey Plaza. Then we explore a new low for Aaron Imholte. He was asked real questions in a very polite manner and his response was to lash out, call Aussie Guy names, and then refuse to answer the questions. The very next day and the day after that he explained a completely different scenario to his viewers where he not only won the conversation, he put Aussie Guy in his place. Vito Gesualdi, who has been on this show and cohosts The Biggest Problem in the Universe with Dick Masterson, is having a full-on meltdown. And finally we’re joined by Lars Skolsson (Cardiff behind StutJo’s tattoo) as we play another round of To Poke A Dabbler with Annie. Then we check out a recent review and your voicemails. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Chrissie Mayr YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/@ChrissieMayr Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Episode 554.
Are you a boner guy?
Oh, I was a boner guy.
You know what? I miss penis.
What are you talking about?
I'm the one who should apologize.
Uh, is it gonna be absolutely riveting? Is it
gonna change your life by any stretch? Probably not, but it's gonna be at least
entertaining, okay? By the way, for those people that are in the back, remember to
shut the fuck up. Cuz, cuz-a-roo, cuz-a-roo, slap- episode of the podcast. The only show that has guest
hosts every single episode and they crack wise and then show their tits.
I'm your host Carl. With me today, a woman who knows Melanie Mack. From the Chrissy Mayer podcast, Simcast, and of course at Chrissy Mayer on YouTube, it's Chrissy Mayer. What's happening, Chrissy?
Hi! Wow, I love that you added a woman who knows Melanie Mac to my to my bio to my credit
It's the most impressive thing about you. Is there something else you'd be amazed
Well, maybe you wouldn't the amount of messages I get for Melanie Mac like please deliver her a message you must
Yeah
I'm Melanie Mac's assistant. I guess I have
People think I'm Melanie Max's assistant, I guess. I have access to her.
Producer Chris is also with us today.
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It's on the community tab a crossover show with blind mike geary
We've been doing julia fox's memoir been breaking that down and chris you familiar with julia fox at all. No, who is she?
She's the chick who was in uncut gems with and Sandler and that you dated
Yay, I loved that movie for a month or so and
She thinks she's very important. So she decided to write her memoir even though she's like 32 and
We're two hours in we just got to the end of chapter 2 and she's 12
Important 12. This book is taking forever. She really is important. Who remembers that much from
there? She remembers every conversation when she was six and what her dad said and her
mom said this and then she says, it's crazy. So we've been breaking that down on the crossover
bonus shows we've been doing with Blind Mike. That's a lot of fun. We also did some review
of Aaron Imholz's goal from that morning that we recorded. So get on there to
check that out. I will say tickets for the Magic Bag on October 25th are sold out. Very happy about
that. But I want to point this out and I brought this up on Drew Lane show yesterday is that every
single time we do a live show, I start getting those from people a week or two out. Oh, we can't
make it. Something came up. Can you find someone, can I sell my tickets,
can I give them to someone else, and I always say,
I host the show, I don't broker deals for tickets, alright?
I have a lot of other things going on,
but if you join our Discord, there's a link
on whoarethese.com as I mentioned, sign up for free,
there's a channel in there called WATP Meetup.
In that channel, people are going to Detroit,
or in Detroit, going to the show, people are looking for tickets, people are going to Detroit or in Detroit going to the show
Yeah, people are looking for tickets people looking to sell tickets. That's the swat. That's where you do it
That's the swap me. Yeah, right. So get on there and if you want to swap me, let me that's a different channel
Oh, okay the discard also we encourage we encourage the listeners to give us a five-star review of a podcast the show over in the comment
section today
We'll be reviewing a show called talk to a
over to the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Talk Tua.
Chrissy and I both listen separately. We've not discussed it with you beforehand. Let's get into the show hosted by Haley Welch, the Hawk Tua girl, and I'm fascinated that she's still famous.
And I'm curious how long she can keep this career going because we see this kind of stuff all the
time where somebody breaks like the jewels with her very demure
you know whatever that stupid thing was i've already forgotten what the second part of it was
very forgettable very mindful the n-word girl um what's her name yeah gaddis the n-word girl
who's that she was uh she had some tiktoks that went viral and she was just in an apron whipping
something up and i think she she just said the n-word a bunch.
She had a moment. She had her 15 minutes, Lily Gaddis is her name. Her 15 minutes of fame was undercut by Haley Welch.
She was like thriving. She was going to like Turning Point USA.
She was getting into the America First crew, and then Haq Tula happened.
Took her right off the map.
I was thinking about this because, like I said,
you always see these people crop up,
and then they go away, nobody cares,
it's not that important.
Even John Heater starred in Napoleon Dynamite.
I think he had one major movie after that,
and now he just voiceover work and stuff like that.
It's very difficult to maintain a career in entertainment
when you get discovered for something that's kind of
low. Very niche. Yeah. Right. And so I'm curious because as we know, Hayley Welch has started up
this talk to, and she's working with Jake Paul's media company. So I wanted to check it out. Her
first episode was with Whitney Cummings her second episode just dropped yesterday and
Already the guests are lacking a little bit I want to start with episode 2 and then we'll talk about episode 1 that Chrissy and I both checked out
But let's see how things start off with episode number
Dynamite this reminds me of the of the one of the old ladies from Napoleon Dynamite the grandma
That's like a teenager food that is
granny right there who shows up later in the episode. But it
starts off so it goes from Whitney Cummings to this. We
got Maddie over here. This has been my best friend for 13
years. Yeah, you already know her. I'm not even gonna
introduce Chelsea. You already know her. And then you got a
list over here. This is Chelsea's sister. This is our
little friend group right here. This is CQBO
We can't nobody knows that you will never know what it means ever
Nobody knows we all been like a friend group since high school. What does it mean?
Tell you what it means no then why say it right?
Yeah, because now I can't focus on anything else other than trying to figure out what that stands for. I gave it some thought
I could have gone with that
Unfortunately, I don't chasing queers beating. I don't know. It's something something crazy cuz they were the South. You don't know
bitches and
ovaries
ovaries we've gone from a
Famous celebrity to these is this my friend group from high school and I don't know that
Haley is famous enough to bring her friends up with her like even in the show on Terence.
You didn't see Vincent Chase bringing turtle on to the interview with them.
Like, hey, I'm gonna be on the Tonight Show.
You want to come by and sit next to me on the couch?
Like, no, no, no, no.
You're just my buddy.
We're just friends.
But she has brought Chelsea, the girl in the middle. She has brought her basically everywhere with her every big appearance that
country concert she went to
Everywhere that she's been I've seen this child girl
She does a very good friend that round and she was in that original video. She just wasn't as interesting or as hot
Yeah, yeah, she didn't have the catchphrase at all
This is her talking about when she found out she was sleeping when the first video dropped by the time
She woke up. I had 500 000 views and then a second video dropped and she was over at a family
Member's house and she found out about it another video dropped. She had a hurry home to see what was going on
And I thought this was an interesting way to talk about it
But we were up there and we got that phone call and KK was telling us about this other video and I was like
Are you shitting me right now? Like you're pulling my dick. There's no way there is no way and hell they don't post another video
I remember saying that never heard a girl say you're pulling my dick. I kind of like it
This is part of southern charm Carl is I kind of dig it
So I'm on the fence and as we go through this process
I want to see how we all feel about
Haley and will she hold on to this for a while because there is a charm to her yeah
I've enjoyed I enjoyed her with Bill Maher. We recovered that well. I was thinking about the Bill Maher appearance
She talks about that with she revealed because he's naturally trying to give her advice
He comes off so creepy in that interview.
But she reveals that no, I have a team and we're on it.
Now I only watched the Whitney Cummings episode
so I'm wondering if the team quit between episode one and two.
It's either that, because they're no longer on a set.
The celebrities have to come to her
unless she's gonna do Zoom conferencing or something.
So Whitney came to Nashville, which is nice,
but now episode two there dear out of gasps
They have to have her friend group hanging with there
And so she's talking about how she had to explain to her grandmother granny and her father
What the hactua even met?
Dad didn't understand that don't say that I was like let me end up telling my daddy
You know whatever I'm gonna explain to him to which he knew about it, but he didn't understand it either
He's like, I don't fucking get it, but I should have known somebody my family would have said something to his ass before I did
He's heard about it, but he didn't really know what it was. So like
Okay. Well, I guess I'm gonna have to tell him then granny he gets here
She's like Haley come in here and tell you daddy what you told me and I was like
Jesus Christ now a couple things. Mm-hmm. First off She's like Haley come in here and tell you daddy what you told me and I was like
No couple things first off
Jake Paul doesn't have microphones. They can't make this correctly
Lavalier on everyone it's kind of weird the audio is not great on this but more to the point of the clip
So let's say my daughter and I don't have a daughter, but let's say my daughter is famous for talking about spitting on dicks. And I go, I heard you went viral young Haley, get in here right now.
What were you talking about in this viral video? She goes, well, Dan, what I'm talking about is spitting on-
Okay, okay, okay. Never mind. I don't need to know. Like right there. I'm like, yeah, okay, we're good.
As you were. Have fun. Have a great day.
I would have kept it general like, you know, really dad, it's about grit, and you've always taught me to be a hard worker
it's about rolling up your sleeves and being enthusiastic, which is
Good for so many aspects of life. So you would lie
Is what you're saying? I would uh I would
Broaden it out. I believe that very much. Yes. You know the old elbow grease dad
Sometimes the guy's just not gonna get there. It's not always from an elbow
They have a little too much whiskey sometimes
distracted
Yeah, yeah, sometimes. I'm not hot enough. They just can't get all I'm not not Haley. Obviously. She's she's very cute
I don't think she should be where she was if she looked like any of the other girls on the bench
Definitely not so Haley. This is a bad sign for whether or not
She's gonna make it as a professional podcaster or not. I'm like scatterbrained
We can have a conversation like this and if I see a cow or something
I'm gonna jump to that and I'm always gonna have something to say about something else
Doesn't work for Opie is that a squirrel? What the oh shit?
Yeah, I know that's the worst thing that you could say is I get easily distracted by things and they're hanging out outside next to
A cow pasture. Yeah, that's not a good thing these days as soon as I see anything outside
I'm already suspect that first of all the audio is gonna suck. Yeah, and they're gonna get the nerves
I think she's nervous and she's a little scatterbrained obviously, but uh, and she has no experience at all like no
Transferable skills. She's working in a factory. Yes a spring factory testing Springs
To to podcaster
I will say a 22 year old Carl getting asked to go on Bill Maher and Whitney coming show and all the other shows
She did would not have handled it as well. She has she's very calm
Composed handling it very well, so right she does have something give a fuck which helps a lot
Yes, she seems like she's not trying to social climb. She's not trying to be like oh Whitney
I want to be like you and she's also not going on only fans
Which is the only thing all of us want her to do, but I think I know why that is
She turned down penthouse too. Yeah, I know and she describes her vagina
I wanted to ask you about this because I'm not familiar with how this works
And she talks about how there was a photo of her posted onto social media somewhere
where she had a shark toosie or something they call it.
I thought it would be like a shark pussy, I don't know.
But it's taking a bite out of her shirt.
Now, Hailey has her own line of Halloween costumes.
What?
I actually brought this to W-A-T-S, I discovered this,
and I was wondering why she would have this because it doesn't seem to have anything to do with her
At all, but just like jumpsuits and in this episode her friend goes. Hey, check it out. Here's a display of your
Halloween costumes
What? Why are they in like a work suit?
Like what is that?
A hot tea jumpsuit!
So you can see that whole display
right there where it's Huck 2
a spit on that thing is the branding
above it and then there's a woman's jumpsuit
and a male jumpsuit and a couple other random
things. It has nothing to do
with Hailey at all
but more importantly
she's never seen this before
Wow, how is that possible? What did she give it approval or something? She's
Copyrighted her her stuff by now. Yes
So apparently her she has a team we know that apparently she's given her team the permission to just approve things without her
These are horrible costumes
Man so see on the bottom is that supposed to be pookie? Oh, that's a good question We're gonna learn about pookie. This guy looks like an auto mechanic
Construction yeah, which is a pretty hot costume this year
Everyone wants to be an auto mechanic. I
Have to tell you the advertising on this show doesn't make any sense
But she's been picked up by Jake Paul's media company and they talk about sports a lot
Mm-hmm, and so it's awkward ad reads.
Quick show of hands if you want to turn one dollar into a thousand dollars listen up
So the last episode I told you about better picks the best daily fantasy
Well, I played that thing in the first week at NFL and it was so much fun
All you have to do is pick two or more players and predict how they're going to play. And you've got
a chance to win up to a thousand times your money. It's literally that simple. And here's my promise
to you. I will be hitting that a thousand X lineup before the season's over. So download better and
play better picks. She does a read of either better picks or one other sponsor in the Whitney
Cummings episode. And she's like, I don't even watch football
I don't like football and then she goes right into the read like well at least she's being honest
Yeah, I actually have that clip as well. This is how she starts it off
So I'm gonna be real with y'all. I was never the biggest football fan
I honestly don't even get the rules that much
But what I do know is I like having fun and winning money
So it seems like they should find a new sponsor for her to do ad reads
Because this is the worst thing I don't know football works or what the rules are
But I guess if you understand you can go to this thing and do this stuff
And do you think her prime demo is men?
Honestly, I don't think so. I
Probably I guess really
Yeah, I suppose. Okay. I don't know. What do you think? I mean, I'm into her. What do you think?
Yeah, she's she's cute and young
I figure her for her prime demographic or they would they think her prime demographic is like is like young women like
Just based on Bill Maher's episode with her. It seems like they wanted her to do
Like be the next what's her name?
Alex from Call Her Daddy.
Oh yeah, Alex Cooper.
Yeah, which by the way, you're right.
She does have a lot more female listening to that show than I would have thought.
When I first listened to Call Her Daddy, all they're talking about is like getting guys
off and getting sprayed in the face.
I'm like, oh, is like she's teenage kid
She's not a mental giant, you know, she's not doing like hard-hitting interviews
So that's why I don't think she's gonna cultivate a male audience. Well guys like a lot of things for a lot of reasons
Just so you know, all right, so granny finally shows up to the house. Oh
Do I eat enough?
We need to get this out here. Do I eat enough? What do you mean? Do you eat enough?
Do I eat enough? How much do I eat? Well, I guess you eat till you get full.
Everybody says I need to eat more cuz I'm shaped like a chopstick kind of. Nah, you don't need to eat too much more.
Yeah, you get fat.
Yeah, I think I love granny. Yeah, I think granny's on to something with this one. She's like, yeah, everyone's telling me I'm too skinny
Who's everyone?
Those people could shut the fuck up. I totally disagree with that. What are you talking about on the internet that are fat?
Yeah, don't listen to those people if you're on an Instagram or a tik-tok telling attractive girls to eat more kill yourself
You're part of the problem.
If that's one of the most obese countries, we don't need to tell people to eat more.
We need to tell you to eat less, especially where she lives.
I went to Nashville and there's nothing that isn't fried and covered in hot sauce.
And the portions are giant.
Yeah.
Yeah.
She just it's her genetics and it's her metabolism.
Like she probably eats.
She doesn't eat super healthy, she probably eats regular Nashville food,
but just, you know, has a good figure.
All right, one more clip from this episode,
because what else are they gonna do?
It's only a half hour long, they're talking about
how they were friends and talking about the video again
and how they found out about it and the family's reactions.
And then they go for a ride and they drive by
where she used to work, and then they go to her old high school
We're at our high school. We used to cheer out here
Anything that was to get just
Are we cradling or no
Okay, talk to my teeth. I talked to subscribe to that thing
That's a new catchphrase subscribe to that thing. That's that's her new catchphrase subscribe to that thing
That's cute. It's fun
You know, I was kind of hoping they were gonna do something more than just hold her up like that
Something yeah, that was kind of the end of the the clip, but that's how desperate they are already in episode two
They're like when I go to the high school and talk about cheerleading
Sure, I guess I love to see them. Yeah attempt a trick
Right, and then that would have been better chaos ensues
Yeah, I was thinking of like when you put an album together and you you got to come up with a track order
Yeah, almost always one and two are the one two punch. Yes, he was never weak. So I'm concerned
I'm a little concerned myself. We'll see what happens up a little episode 3
I'm sure I'll be following it. Yeah, I'll let you know if anyone else goes to Nashville, but let's get back to episode 1
Whitney Cummings comes on she was on Whitney show now Whitney's out to Nashville to be on her show
I got you a little friendship bracelet. I had to put it on so I'd keep
Like a big sister I never had.
Oh come on, I love you.
I love you too.
Oh this makes my day.
Thank you.
I hit it off with you so I had to have you back.
We really did.
First off, what's weird about this, Whitney is 20 years older than her.
That's not a big sister.
That's a mom.
That's the age difference of a mom right there.
And to be like, hey, let's be friends.
Here's our friendship thing.
No, that's just a celebrity that you're excited to know.
How old is Hailey and how old is Whitney?
Whitney's 42 and Hailey's 22.
What?
Yeah.
Yeah, this whole episode is kind of painful to listen to.
And at times I was like, do I feel bad for Whitney?
Like, no.
She's... And I wonder if she
looks at Haley with disdain. Like, wow, I've spent the better part of the last 20 years, like grinding,
doing, working hard, maybe or maybe not sleeping with whoever you need to sleep with to get the
opportunities you need to get to where she's at. and then and then Haley just is on a sidewalk one weekend and boom now
They're now they're the same place, you know
Haley could probably sell out a theater if she wanted to if she wanted to put together a live show
I bet she would sell it out. I don't know about that
And I will say based on how Whitney acts she seems to be genuinely happy for Haley
So I don't think that there's animosity there or jealousy or anything like that.
And also-
No, because they're both doing very different things, true.
They are doing very different things.
And again, I don't know that Haley,
she's getting good views on these videos.
So people seem to be tuned in right now,
but I don't know if people are that excited to see her,
as excited as she is to see Matt Reifel
get into that in just a second.
But first, they talk about her
Experience with Bill Maher and I thought this was funny
Especially based on what we talked about with David Collins when Bill Maher had children on his show. Have you seen this Chrissy? Oh
Yes, I saw a clip of it. It was very cringe. He was talking about history a lot
Yeah, and I guess Bill Maher was a history major. And so it's kind of funny that this is
Haley's recollection from her Bill Maher interview. Afterwards you did Bill Maher. You did... I got a history lecture from him.
Yeah, how'd that go? I was just...
The whole time. It went right over my head. I hated history in school and I was just...
Well, what's the point of memorizing any history because we've now learned that none of it was true
oh boy hot take with me good stuff so she goes yeah I just gave me a history
lecture the whole time and I wasn't paying attention at all and Haley's gonna
prove that she actually knows nothing about Christopher Columbus held the ocean blue and
1992
During the 60s I think actually the Beatles were on that boat yes, they were
The Santa Maria well, it's the British invasion, but he left from Spain I don't know how that works, but whatever it was all the 60s
It's not that's my I pulled that and I'm
like, I know Carl's gonna pull it, but I just have to make sure
this is on the board. So I have that. No doubt. 1962. Yikes.
Alright, so what's going to Matt Reif worship? She goes to bed
with her Matt Reif pillow. She kisses the pillow every night
before she goes to bed. As they're talking about him and um Matt rife
Met him in person. Thanks to you best man ever shout out you girlfriend
I got a pillow of him to sleep with every night whatever
That it though that was a match made in heaven
Let me just gone and tell you I was reading all the comments like on our post and they're like, oh look
It's like the first look and they're like smiling each other
You will never see me smile at a man like that ever again in my entire fucking life
Let me just go on and tell you can ask her I died now
Chrissy, how do you feel about Matt Reif? I
Am
I'm proud of his success
I think he really made the most of tik-tok and his
He really ushered in a trend of stand-up crowd working clips that did not really exist before him
I've never seen him live. I've
Heard that he is like he's not the he's like not the best comic in the world
But he's he's made a real name for himself. He's sold out his entire
2024 international tour
He's crushing it is he hot what do you think he's I can see that he's conventionally
Attractive, but he's he's not like my type. He would not make me go pitter-patter
well, I went to hayley's Instagram and I found this video and I think I'm going to reveal something
that might not be that shocking to people after you watch this video.
I'm going to see my man.
I've got to have a shirt.
I wear it to bed every day of my life.
So nice to meet you.
Thank you for coming.
You're welcome.
I'm going to go to the gym.
I'm going to go to the gym.
I'm going to go to the gym.
I'm going to go to the gym.
I'm going to go to the gym.
I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to go to the gym. I'm going to have a shirt. I wear it to bed every day of my life.
So nice to meet you. Aww.
Thank you for coming.
That's right.
You're so cute.
So she looked a little petrified.
She realized that she's walking around to Matt Wright.
He gives her a big hug
and she seems a little bit scared about that.
To me too.
Thank you for coming.
That's right.
You're so cute.
Did you find everything okay? No problem getting in?
Stop staring blank.
Sorry.
Question for you. Have you seen Morgan Wallen's walkouts?
Would you want to be in mine for even just a second?
Matt writes, riding a horse.
Wow.
Doing all the things you need you do to impress a southern lady
He made a pinky promise to me so she got to walk out on stage
For Matt right a pinky, that could be cold for some- Ehhhhhh I'm gonna write one in. He made a pinky promise to me a while ago.
Oh!
Almost done.
I got a pillow.
I'm literally gonna kiss it every night before I go to bed.
I want to obsess with you before I'm not really am.
Why thank you, I'm even more obsessed as well.
I love it.
Aww, that's cute.
No, it's not cute.
This guy's a predator.
He definitely fucked- He's the predator?
He definitely fucked my girl Haley Welch.
You think so?
Oh, for sure.
Did you see- I think he's dating somebody.
So?
What does that even stop them?
I don't know.
I don't know.
She strikes me as like a little prudish. A little little bit like she's she's famous for spitting on penises
She's famous for the catchphrase
I I know sluts Carl I can I can I can pick up what they're putting down. That's true. She is
Charismatic and she has a cheekiness about her. She does not come across like a genuine slut
Well, it's funny that you say that he has a girlfriend because it broke not too long ago
Brooke Schofield was a part of this it broke not that long ago that he cheats on
His girlfriends with a bunch of different girls and then they've formed this
Little group now where they get together and chat about it
They're all like a text thread together and they keep adding more and more women to this text thread
Rife's angels. Yeah, right and they're not thrilled about it. Apparently. Wow. I wonder if you know that
Yeah, well now, you know, it's fun. He's spreading his seed now. Let's talk about
Whitney Cummings pubic hair. I know that's what we're everyone's here for
I know is what we want to talk about. I want to point out Whitney Cummings pubic hair. I know that's what we're everyone's here for I know so we want to talk about I
Want to point out Whitney Cummings is gross
She if you don't want to have a boner for a little while check out this clip
Honestly at this point. I like having
pubic hair
sweating
Wrinkles because it is just my goal in life to attract straight men and it really deters all the gay men and I can't date any more
Gay men. Yeah shit, if you wanna come over here and munch on the truck go for it boy. Yeah, you know
Yeah, if a guy looks at pubes on a vagina and is like never mind. This is you know, he's a sissy ass bitch
That's exactly yeah. I'm glad you think that way. I don't love her sitting like that like her legs are too pale
I know
To be like to be in view like that I
Agree with you and it seems like Whitney's personality. I would describe as a hairy vagina
Whitney go because in a couple times in this episode. She's like, you know, I just
She makes these dig like these digs at her, she's like, you know, I just, uh, she makes these dig, like these digs at her ex is like, Oh, I'm not dating gay guys anymore.
And I wonder if, uh, it's interesting.
I wonder if she's actually genuinely dated guys who turned out to be gay, or she's just
trying to like give them the old fuck you.
And uh, so that way the people who know who she's dated would be like, Oh, is someone
so gay?
Is this guy gay?
It's, it's very interesting interesting study. Yes of the female psyche for sure seems
She seems like she's been through it
Yeah, when she talks about her past dating life. It seems like it's not gone well for her
No, he's on what she talks about their accident stuff
But then she acts like getting older is actually a lot of fun for her kind of fun
It's just sort of like yeah, there's veins on my leg, but like what about it? Whatever, dude my leg angles are blue now
I'm an avatar sick
Can you jump higher? I don't think I can jump at all. Yeah, my fake boobs have gotten too hard
My fake
My fake I think and I know she's trying to be funny but like the good things about getting older is like what's on the inside and your life experiences but you can tell how super and of course she's superficial my god she's the industry that she has to compete in she's she's very very Hollywood very LA yes of course the things she fixates on are the superficial things and probably she's deep down Freaking the fuck out like for how long am I gonna look good for? Oh, yeah
It's probably not a fun life to live and I just liked Haley's response to your boobs are fake Are they under warranty still?
Can you get a refund or can you get that fixed or can you do something something about me? Haley's very innocent. Yeah, yes
Chrissy pointed that out. She is she's a little prudish. She's got the slut that all right team wants her to be well
Since you brought that up, but play the greatest hit say the line Bart
Just imagine if Chelsea said hot to and not you that night. I
Would Chelsea be sitting in that chair? I would not have dealt with it as good as you did she don't give a fuck it's her let's just hear you say give a
single fuck one more time I can't do it as good as do it you do it ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Yeah, all right all together
Like you're mad at the day
These girls have never seen a dick Whitney calm down. I know Chelsea is cute. She's like a little she's kind of boring
Very boring. Yeah, I love how good of friends Haley is
Well, yeah, so her best friends in all these things are always together. They're going to all the things together and it always comes back to the greatest hits.
That was the thing that Bill Maher tried to explain to her.
You got to get away from the hock to a girl.
And I have a feeling that Jake Paul said just the opposite.
We're calling a talk to a you're talking about spitting on dicks every episode.
Bring your friend to do spits on dicks.
Let her talk about it.
Yes.
Remind the audience why they're here, why they're listening.
It's an important part of things.
Don't let them forget.
I'm going to play your clips in just a moment, but first, it was revealed on the second episode,
I didn't play the clip, but Haley, when she drinks dark liquor, she turns into Harley.
She has a different personality that comes out.
It's not a good one.
And so she explains what that is. I It's not a good one. And so
she explains what that is. I could probably fight a grizzly bear if I drink dark liquor.
Okay, like fireball. I can't drink it anymore. I either drunk cry or I get like violent.
Like it's at a imagine what that video would have done. Like that's where Harley come from.
That's my alter ego. Harley. Harley.
Harley.
Harley. Like you got Haley and then you got Harley.
No.
This is a good, I mean, I think Whitney is working very, very hard in this episode.
She is.
She's a very good actor.
Yes.
She's just like, please let me find something.
Like she's working so hard.
There are many instances where I'm like, is she just trying to make it about her or is she just carrying the conversation?
And carrying the episode because many times like she ends up interviewing holly hailey and asking her the questions
I think she's just having she's really just trying hard to connect with her and and roll this episode along and get through it
I don't think yeah, many of this comes super super naturally to Whitney
Hailey's an experienced Whitney's been doing a podcast for a long time
So of course she's gonna take over a little bit, but I just have to take exception to something that Haley just said
She's talking about dark liquor and she brings up fireball. Yeah, this is not a liquor
Right, this is a sugar drink for children. So what's that? I like that they put the word whiskey out of people like oh, that's whiskey
It's not I could promise you that
So I always I just like a nice 12 year old fireball
Well, I can't afford that a 15 year aged fire bomb
Yes, Scotland a nice cigar
All right, Whitney seems like a nightmare to date. Let's get into Whitney real quick.
Because she talks about how she, her approach to being in a relationship with a guy.
For whatever reason, like whether I learned this because I came, grew up in a, you know,
you know, pugnacious watching divorces and stuff, I thought that in relationships you were supposed to fight with your person.
To like show them how strong you were, to show them how strong you were were like show them, you know, you're calling me out right now.
Why would you think that? Why would you ever think you need to fight with your person?
I don't know that right there is the biggest red flag ever. I'm like, oh, you're undateable. You go into this thinking it's going to be a competition. And you want to have arguments and win.
And you want to have arguments and win?
This is feminist brainwashing taking a lot of things Whitney says in this episode It's like it's like her and she's too old to still be a feminist my god
It just speaks to how like how much she's lived in a bubble and how like superficial she still is on so much
Like oh, it's a very fun line between being a feminist and being a hater
She's like, oh, there's a very fun line between being a feminist and being a hater. Okay
No, I need to be difficult because God forbid I just get along with a male right and
You mentioned she's been in this bubble. She's been in Hollywood a long time
so the one thing you'd think she'd be good at is
mic control But she is not there's two things going on in this clip that I'm gonna play you first one
She can't stop touching the mic
and making noise with the microphone.
There are ways to move the mic towards you
when you're sitting back and then moving up
and moving it this way.
You don't have to touch the microphone
and hit it, knock it, make noise with it.
It's very annoying.
But she also contradicts herself in this clip as well.
And so I literally was like, how do you know that story?
It's the one thing I haven't shared publicly
and then I just did.
But yeah, I'm like, but it's also the first time
I've been in a relationship where I'm not thinking
about where he is.
I don't, like I just-
She trusts him.
100% and not only that, like when we're not together,
I just like, I'm like, I wonder what he's doing.
Like I'm like, it's weird.
I'm like a fan.
She's trying to act.
I think she's trying to, cause again,
she is trying to like empathize with her and connect with Haley and like bring
brings things out of her to like keep the episode going but I don't know if she realized it I think she's a little bit trying
To act like younger than she is. Ah
That's why it's constantly moving your hands around and touching the microphone and yeah, I didn't know what was going on
And you know this boyfriend that I have now, I don't care what he's doing and I'm always wondering what is he doing?
Where is he? What's he going? I was like wait. Well, you just had both things right there. That was kind of weird
Yeah, she's trying to just like meet her at her level instead of just good
You're right. She's uncomfortable. Yes, but Haley is this is a hard person to do a podcast with cuz she's brand new and like
What do they have in common?
But also all the Haley say what you want about her. She's very relaxed
She's very even keeled and I don't know that you need to work this hard I think Whitney's maybe working harder than she needs to true Haley is not at all worried about being funny making anybody laugh
Seeming interesting seeming cool Whitney my Whitney, she does a lot of name dropping.
She does a lot of like, I'm famous, my boyfriend's famous.
I'm very important.
Well, speaking of which, the first clip you sent over to me
talking about how she dated a guy who swallowed his earbud.
Yeah.
This is really funny.
You said this because I did date a guy
who swallowed an earbud
Voices through his dumb like a 50 cent song
I don't know. I just think that that's something to me like
I think 40 is to is it I think it's too old to be doing a dick act out
You think so yes
That was like mentioning Joe Rogan for no reason
Yeah, then the can you turn off Joe Rogan? He's my friend. Make sure everybody knows that. Yeah we get it. Joe Rogan is her good friend. Probably
talks to him. Joe Rogan must get so many fucking texts I can't even imagine what
it's like. Being a hot chick. It's gotta be annoying. He probably has multiple phones. I
would hope so. One more clip on here for me. This is her talking about how she dated an athlete.
Remember how she wants these relationships to be contagious and
Or contentious I should say and she's looking for these fights and things like that and
This made no sense to me. I you know, it's weird. I was dating this guy once
Athlete professional athlete and I remember because I guess I do and you know
I thought if a guy wanted to date me, he wanted like a challenge, you know,
cause guys say that a lot.
Why would you think that?
And I think they believe it.
No guy has ever said that.
Yeah, I was glad that that guy's in the room to go,
no, we're not looking for a challenge at all.
We want you to be cool and just easy.
That's all we're looking for.
I think she's trying to justify a failure
of a past relationship, like, oh, I just was.
I think you're right.
Yeah, listen to this.
And maybe some future ones.
Right, listen to this story.
Oh, it's because I was being difficult, and now I'm'm better now. I'm different. Yeah, I said that I
Know guys said that and I think this is probably a guy being full of shit trying to flirt or saying what I think
They think I would want to hear. I love a good challenge. I
Say it here's like but I know but guys don't hear what their guy friends say to girls like you guys don't
Do I'm saying I always have to tell my guy friends like like you know that your homies cry to us, right and that they you know
It's a whole ass thing. So we see a different side of your home. Your homies cry to us. It's a whole ass thing
I think she is trying to sound like she's 22 years old trying to sound like she has Riz
Rolling with the homies is like from clueless
She has Riz. Rolling with the homies is like from Clueless.
This is not how the kids are talking.
Homies is very Gen X.
I always have to tell my guy friends,
you know that your homies cry to us, right?
And that they, you know, it's a whole ass thing.
So we see a different side of your homies than you do.
And they'll be like, I want a girl
who calls me out on my shit.
If a man cries in front of you,
the last thing he wants is you to go and tell his friends
Right. He cried in front of you. Thanks a lot. You're supposed to be the
Circle, I don't think she means literally but no, I know I know what you mean
And I don't think this is true, but I don't live in this world in any single way
Then you do and they'll be like and I want a girl who calls me out on my shit
They always say that I want a girl that's like and when you do they're like, why would you say that? I know and then three months in you're like, hey
Why do you have two phones and they're like, why are you talking me?
Oh, yeah, you're talking about this bitch here with me
That's my friend. Yeah, okay. Oh really and I said to him
I was like we were arguing about something and
Again, because I thought I had to like prove I was smart or strong or something like that
And then I was like well
I thought you want you know wanted a challenge like I thought men wanted you know you date me if you want a challenge
And he was don't say it unless you want it because I will give you a challenge
What men would ever want to challenge what man would ever want to challenge and that like blew my mind
I have to say because Haley's agreeing with all this shit
She's a bad influence on you Haley do not let Whitney warp your mind about relationships or what guys want. None of this is true. She's damaged goods
You don't have to be this way. Please don't don't talk to her anymore get your friendship bracelet back
Get back with your grandma, right get back to granny
Telling your dad about how you got famous from talking about spitting on dicks
That's that's what you're good at. But that disturbed me, that whole conversation. Is her podcast just going to turn into other famous people wanting to get on to justify their own fame and keep themselves relevant?
I'm available. I'll find a Nashville. I'm in. Let's go.
Haley brings up the guy that she's seeing because Whitney asks her the question.
Like you said, Whitney kind of interviews her at a certain point.
But are you dating anyone yet? Are you on the apps?
Hell no, I'm not on the apps.
Okay, stay away from me. Men scare me.
No, Pookie's still in the picture.
He just hadn't took me on a date.
That's fucked up when you told me that. I got upset.
Yeah, I know. Tell me about it. What do you mean? What do you mean? Like he's not took me on a date yet That's fucked up when you told me that, I got upset. Yeah, I know, tell me about it.
What do you mean, what do you mean?
Like he's not took me on a date yet.
How long have you been hanging?
It's been like on and off for like three years.
And you've never been on an actual date?
We just like started getting serious like a few months ago.
Okay, you know what, Chrissy, she is a total prude.
She's like, men scare me, like what?
Men scare me and she's not on dating apps
Which tells you she's not wanting to sleep around. Yes, correct. And I'm confused. Yeah this pookie character
How long have they been hanging to that mean they've been physical but no because I hear that and Whitney would hear that and be like
Oh, you've been having sex, but he's not he's not paid for a dinner for you yet
He hasn't paid for a meal of food yet, but maybe she just is like, they've been hand holding.
And they've been moving real slow.
She probably hasn't given it up if they haven't gotten a date yet.
He was just about to get serious and then the video dropped.
So, yeah, that's a weird dynamic going on right there.
And actually, I'm with Chrissy now that I hear more of this,
is that Haley might be a virgin for a while. I know she was trying to talk tough on the
streets in Nashville. Oh yeah, I'm spitting on dicks. I'm cupping balls. I'm licking taints.
I saw Eric Zane's taint. That turned me on. It's like, all right, do you even know anything
about sex? Not really. Okay. Maybe she doesn't know anything about dicks. She just said spit
on that thing. That's true. It's very possible that's what I'm saying cuz if she had met met like Matt Rife like oh that do this this and this to him and like
She really would turn it on and like try to she didn't try to charm him raining
She just was like genuinely starstruck. I think she said she's a sweet summer child
I bet she goes I'm gonna kiss the pillow every day
That's like what a child would do. Okay. Let's talk about Whitney Cummings boyfriend
Because we find something out about him. We don't know who he is right. Have you researched this at all? I started to and then
Something else came up
We just started going out public together in the last couple and I'm so glad we didn't didn't do it
I didn't know he was very famous the guy that I'm with
He's very famous to people and I would have been spooked early on so I just wouldn't want him to see how famous you actually
Are that spooky what yeah?
You know what I mean?
I'm probably break down or like to want to have this romantic night
And then you go out and then you get demoralized or like depressed because you can't just like have this moment with him
I mean, I'm sure you could there's a way to do it. You guys could get a boat or something
Okay
Jesus get a boat and and Haley's like just take me out for chicken fingers
Very different worlds they're in different levels shrimp boat. That's right, very different worlds. They're on different levels.
Shrimp boat.
That's a good point.
Wow.
So I'm looking it up right now.
It says she's a wasted with fellow-
Because she had a baby recently.
Okay.
So who did she have the baby with?
I don't know, but her boyfriend is Alex Barnett.
Do you know who that is?
No.
It says he's a fellow comedian, an actor.
Alex Barnett
Hmm. All right. Well the mystery
Continues on and in the world of WTP. I should I don't care about it
You picked up on something about the best part about having money when you're a woman for as far as dating goes
Oh god, this is another thing that Whitney says that makes it sound like every guy
She has dated past and present like is ain't shit, right?
Like she does a lot of these low-key digs at the men she's been with
Well, it's the whole point of making money is that you never have to be in a relationship
You don't want to be in the best thing about having money as a woman is you get to date broke guys?
There's so much better sex. There's so much nicer
Guy no, I mean, I don't know if he's going for a comedy angle to date broke guys. There's so much better sex. There's so much nicer. Yeah. Successful woman wants to date a broke guy.
No, I mean, I don't know if she's going for a comedy angle here, but she's not going for
a punch line. It kind of ends with her and Haley agreeing like, oh yeah, yeah, broke
guys are great.
See, I think that's a cover for something.
Interesting.
I think she's-
There's so much better at sex. There's so much nicer.
I think her success has genuinely intimidated men that she has tried to date. So think she's there's so much better at sex. There's so much nicer Yeah success has genuinely intimidated men that she has tried to date
So now she's like owning it like oh no, I I like being the successful one. I'll date about the broke guys
I'll pay for shit broke guys are better at sex. I don't agree with that promise at all
Broke guys don't get as much practice
Which you know, right?
Just saying guys not like being a fat woman. You know be fat women
Sharpen their skills certain skills
But not in the same way that a broke dude does I mean is the world the uptown girl music video?
Color guys are getting super models. I don't think so. Right. Am I the crazy one? Yeah. You get to date like a painter. Yeah. Not about like you though.
I don't want anybody like getting close to me like that either. Yeah I do. But then if it's a good
person it's actually a good thing is what I'm learning though. Yeah. Painter. Who is this guy
in the room? I don't know. He is the manager. Yeah he might be the one managing Haley. He is the manager. Yeah, he might be the one managing Hailey.
He's the handler.
He should shut up.
And not that I want to hear more Whitney.
Right.
He has a very douchey element to the show.
All right, one more clip.
This is how they end things on Hailey's very first ever podcast episode.
On that note, I hate to take up any more of your time.
I love you.
That's what people from the South say when they want you to stop talking.
I don't want to take up any more of your time.
That was, by the way, that was like, bless your heart adjacent.
That is bless your heart adjacent right there.
Whitney, thank you for being out here.
I love you too.
I love you.
I love you.
Thank you for being out here.
Thank you guys.
Had to make it awkward.
I think, didn't she look at her watch like man
We've only I think they concluded in under an hour. Yeah, it was a short episode
Short for sure Whitney finally let go of the microphone as she threw it away to get out of the room
And they all start applauding themselves. Yeah, that was weird too. Obviously, it's amateur hour over there
They don't know exactly what they're doing Whitney should know right?
But the other
people in the room probably not so much all right are you guys i would have liked i would have liked
to see Whitney imparting more like showbiz with wisdom well that's what Bill Maher tried to do
and it got weird and awkward but you're right Whitney you actually would have known and maybe
they're friends and they message and talk off camera and that is what they talk about.
Who knows?
They do have, they did share.
Yeah, that's not that interesting.
Oh, you grabbed that clip from last time.
That's great.
Very funny.
Anything else, Chrissy, that any other thoughts you had on the show?
Yeah, it is interesting to like see Whitney Cummings like it's the juxtaposition between like new 15 minutes of fame versus like
Old grizzled fame and like old guard old Hollywood
Like I thought it was interesting when Whitney was talking about because I assumed she still lives in LA and she's like, oh
Like LA is so different now. It's not like the glitz and glamour of I guess what was the heyday in the 2010s or before that
You know this she's talking about the standard hotel and she's like she forgets the difference between like John Belushi and Jim Belushi
She's like people were dying. It was glamorous and she's like and now it's like the Chinese have just bought up buildings and it's
Like Hollywood and LA are done. Like nobody gives a shit anymore, but she's kind of like, it's like this last gasp
still trying to like, cause that's her world.
That's how she came up.
It's not done, but it's definitely not the same
as it used to be.
People can start up media companies
and they can broadcast from anywhere now
and more people are watching YouTube
than are going to movie theaters
So yeah, I think the landscape has changed but a lot of people still have to live in Hollywood in order to get these deals
Done and get these projects going and I'll say when Haley decided to get a team and become famous
She's just like oh, I got a 16 second video out people like alright. I'm quitting my job. I'm gonna be famous though
But she's staying in Nashville
Yeah to her credit, which I was actually surprised.
Nashville is a decent town like like it's Nashville, Austin.
I think those are cooler, more up and coming showbiz towns and say like New York and L.A.
Nashville is a great town.
But what I discovered when we went there and did w ATP live there is it is far from everything
Nobody's driving distance to Nashville except for Shulie and Huntsville, Alabama, which is also fucking nowhere
But it is not like an easy place to get to it's a long flight
It's uh, you would think it just like oh just go to Nashville, right?
I've only been there once I went to like a medical freedom convention
So I didn't really like see that see the town or anything
Well, Dr. Steve lives in Tennessee right and drove like 10 hours to get to it. How's that possible?
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let's check out our... and I have to tell you that our boy Patty puke water
aka Patty broken skull aka Patty sea cups aka Patrick Michael
Has really started to obsess with creating diss tracks about me now and I gotta say
There's a chance. It's gonna look like he's putting some effort into this
Oh, so he's got to check himself at some point because he's obviously researching me for
the lyrics and stuff like that. This one comes with a music video. Then I'm going to show
you this is up on his Patreon and this is it's called exactly. And this is a W ATP diss track.
Ooh. So there's a couple things going on already talking about I'm sweaty
For some reason which I don't know about that. Oh got all the subreddits
Maybe that's a thing people say but he's also using the lady K
Moniker that only Sutherie John uses for me. I don't know if he thinks that's gonna catch on
Who's lady K?
Sutherie John calls me
Okay. Yeah, I'm lady K or lady Kmart or now I'm JDI
It's my new name because I said just do it once and he repeats that and nauseam. Yes virtual tears falling man stop your crying it's weird not sure what that means No one wants your lame advice got an army in that beard stinking you the sacrifice. Are you just a mean they laugh behind your back?
Circulating screenshots calling all your theories whacked
Chucking on that soda
Theory's war peace with Yoda
What's with the I'm giving advice and I am fear ease and I ever wrote this does not get out very much
No, this guy does not leave the house very often at all. This is a weird one. I gotta say
World peace with Yoda. I
Wonder if he chat GPT came up with this or somebody to be typed in these like Star Wars or something
That's what I was thinking. Oh, yeah, but the soda thing. He's the one that loves soda. He does. Yeah, that's his thing
He's the one that loves soda. He does. Yeah, that's his thing
Wardrobes the same day to day. I dress like a geography teacher
Like a lot of professions and we could say you dress like an off-duty dentist
Why are you just wearing a t-shirt shorts about the clock
I guess it just gets repetitive right there. Is the thing with diss tracks? I think the tracks are very similar to parody songs and comedy songs. We don't want to just repeat the same shit
Right. I don't know
Every line is such a stretch. Yeah
Like nothing makes sense. He's grasping shouldn't it be jokes that are like everybody knows and understands
There's there's I guess not enough to make a diss track. So he's got to create a little bit of fanfiction
Well, it's this is like the third or fourth one
He's made but he makes them all with AI and
so I don't know I probably feeds the lyrics in and then tells it what style of music to make it and then it makes
the thing and it's just
He doesn't want me to talk about him and he's mentioned this on his podcast
Talking but he made songs about how he doesn't want me to talk about him
Then he makes these songs and of course I'm gonna react to and talk about so
You really want to talk about yeah some kind of dissonance going on with him.
He doesn't really, he's not really sure what he wants, apparently.
I think you should make a diss track about him, Carl.
I was thinking about it.
Well, you know what?
Actually, the way this all started is we were listening to his podcast and he creates all
this AI music and by he creates, I mean, a computer creates it and
then he takes credit for it.
And he was doing this thing where he's talking up all of this AI music that he created and
he's playing these tracks.
So I said, look at how easy this is.
And I spent 72 seconds getting chat GPT to write the lyrics and then udo.com to create
a rap song about this guy.
And I played it on my show and he got very upset about that.
Wow.
Yeah, he didn't react well to that.
It's very easy. There's a bunch of like AI websites you just type in a couple of topics and like,
it's very easy to just make one of these songs.
They give you multiple examples. Like, do you want this one? Do you want that one?
Yeah. Do you want it in 60s style? Do you want it in like dubstep style? Do you want it? Yeah.
It's not difficult to pull off.
No.
I want to talk about Howard Stern real quick because something interesting
happened this week and we've been talking about speaking of AI.
Howard's been building these AI scripts and then they're acting them out and
it's the worst bit I've ever heard on his show and he did it two days in a row
for some reason. Well, then he had one of his famous celebrity interviews.
He's the best Aubrey Plaza comes on the show. Oh
You like ovary
We briefly did uh, we started doing improv at around the same time
So i'm like i've been watching her career this whole time. Yeah, she's doing very well
She is and uh, she's in a new movie. She's on there to promote the movie. But apparently she tore ACL. And so she's on crutches.
And the UN had an event going on in New York. So the car couldn't
even get close to Syria. So she had to walk a long way. So she
was late to the interview. And it did not go well. From the
jump. Howard's like, What's wrong? You're in a bad mood.
No, it's fine. You're in a bad mood.
She's like, no, it's fine, whatever.
And then immediately Howard gets right into the,
you should see a therapist,
and maybe you thought about therapy,
and if you're going through it, maybe you need that.
She's just rolling her eyes like, no, I know, I'm fine.
It's fine, Howard.
Just not playing along.
And the interview never got better.
It was just a train wreck.
And people are pointing out it's one of the worst interviews ever on Howard Stern's show, just not playing along. And the interview never got better. It was just a trademark. Oh no, wow.
And people are pointing out
it's one of the worst interviews ever
on Howard Stern's show,
and people don't know who to blame.
Is it Aubrey's fault?
Is it Howard's fault?
It's Howard's fault.
But.
She should have allowed more time to get there,
especially if she was.
Probably.
Mangled.
Yeah, I mean, New York's always a crap shoot.
You never know what's going on.
So what Howard did after she left and he came back from break is he was playing a Bad Company
song and then talking to Robin about the band Bad Company. And that was just a little subtle
dig at Aubrey Plaza for being a bad guest and being bad company on the show.
You know, the old Howard wasn't so subtle.
Studio be like, you don't want to be here. Get the fuck out. Right.
I could berate Gary Dallas. I'll give me an opportunity to yell at him for booking you.
Once you have like a vibrating saddle in the back,
you can have her jump on and be like, why didn't you come? You know,
he was probably most butthurt that she wouldn't accept the therapy idea.
Yes.
Oh yeah.
He hates that when people shut down that conversation.
That's all he wants to talk about.
Because because then you can get right into what was your mom like?
What did your dad say to you?
What did their parents do?
How were they brought up?
That's all he wants to do.
Everyone loves talking about that in front of a big audience.
Yeah, it's it's brutal.
And he tried to do that with Gene Simmons, Chrissy.
Gene Simmons is in his 70s.
His mom hasn't been alive for five or six decades,
whatever it is.
No, people in their 70s are not amenable
to any kind of psychiatric help.
Also, he doesn't need it.
He's Gene Simmons.
He's never done drugs.
He's never drank in his life.
He is one of the most successful and famous rock stars without having any talent that's
ever existed.
It's all because of his drive and his creativity.
And here he is in Kiss and they're still touring and they're still wildly popular.
And Howard's like, don't you think you should see a therapist and talk about this?
He's like, no, I'm killing it.
I have more money than God and I'm having the time of my life selling out every arena
I go to
Yeah, Howard just wants everyone to go in there and be like I'm broken Howard
Me too. Okay, let's talk about that
Deuce the devil versus calling you out Chrissy. Who's Lady K get the fuck out of here
I'm sorry Chrissy is no longer Chrissy's no no longer following stuttering John. They made up their friends now
John talks positively about Frank so
Their friends they like text and Chad and poor Frank there was a while where he was like calling him up every every month
What are you wearing to school tomorrow?
every every month couple of months. What are you wearing to school tomorrow?
That is so John John just posted I don't have a John saying with today So I just brought this briefly John just posted the saddest thing
I saw it and I think dabble is anonymous where he's looking for friends in Cape Coral. Did you see that?
Hit me up hit me up total strangers hit me up I
Have no friend
It is until you realize that John has met every famous person and successful person
There is in the United States and beyond
Because he's on the Stern show for 15 years the tonight show for 10 years being on the tonight show
you not only meet all the celebrities you meet all of their managers andists, and you meet all the people who know all the people.
And somehow John has found a way to alienate himself
from everyone he's ever been friends with.
And he has no one anymore.
Lived in New York, lived in LA.
Yep, and he moved to Cape Coral.
That's not where you go to make new friends.
That's where you go to die.
I go to vacation, but I hear you saying.
I hear you saying. It's a wonderful go to die. I go to vacation, but I hear you saying.
It's a wonderful place to die.
Maybe it is. I don't know.
All right, Chrissy, we have to talk about this. Chrissy and I had a quick conversation before the show today.
And I said, are you following what's going on with Erin Imholdt and Steele Toe?
And she said, I'm not.
I'm a little behind. Let's get let's get into it.
I wish you weren't a liar.
This is fascinating.
Aaron Imholdt went on a show this past weekend to talk about boxing.
He's like, yeah, come on, we'll talk about.
Everyone wants to know what Aaron has to say about boxing, of
course. And they bring on that Aussie guy from the United
States of Australia. And after they talk about boxing for a
little bit, that Aussie guy wants to talk to Aaron about
steel toe and about Aaron Emholt. And Aaron and I know
everyone's covered this to death, we're going to go through
this only because people need to know the context of the
interview that happened. But I really want to focus on is the aftermath when Aaron decided to rewrite recent
history when he came back to his show. Even though everyone's seen what happened, he is going to
explain it in a way that did not happen at all. And it's crazy. This guy is so delusional, or he's
purposely just gaslighting everyone. He thinks that his audience isn't going out and watching
Or he's purposely just gaslighting everyone. He thinks that his audience isn't going out and watching what's going on outside of his
show.
So this is how it starts.
And I'm glad that Chris is here.
Chris, you've probably seen this, right?
Yes.
Okay.
It's definitely made the rounds.
Everyone's been talking about it.
Blind Mike and Tukey and Melton and everyone.
But I'm not going to play all of it.
I know there's like a good 20 minutes. It's very interesting.
We're gonna hit the highlights and then move on.
And we could, you know, we could talk Vikings
if you want to soften the blow a little bit,
but no, I want to ask you about your show
because like people are talking about the fact
you did mention going back to radio in September.
I'll just give my own overview thoughts.
It does come across at the moment,
whether you like it or not.
It comes across that you actually hate your show right now. Like I'm wondering, and a lot of people
are wondering what's next for your show? Is the radio thing still happening? Have you gone back?
It is. There was a little... Okay. First question. Seems like you're not enjoying yourself.
You've been mentioning you're going back to radio. Is that still happening? Because he was saying
it was going to happen in September. We're now in September. So extremely
reasonable question. Remember, you're Aaron Imel from Steel
Toe on someone else's show. If I went on someone's show and they
go, Carl, WTP last week, you had a guest on they talked over
everything. And it kind of ruined the segment. I'd be like,
Oh, I'll address that. That's. I would expect to have questions asked of me
about me or my show.
That's why you're on his show.
And that's a very tame question,
especially considering Aaron himself had court
and this was weeks ago, not the most recent court date,
but the one back in August about the HRO.
And he exclaimed that it was like a day
off that he got to go to court rather than do his show. That would tell me he hates doing
his show because going to court to figure out if you're going to go to jail for 90 days
or go to one year probation which is what he got is not as fun as doing a comedy show.
That's not my idea of a day off but you know. So a very fair fair question, especially because he's also going, we're going to get back on
the radio.
The internet doesn't get this.
I don't like the internet.
I want to go on the radio.
So that's the first question.
Let's see how he responds.
The thing that happened back in May, that's that we're going to have to take care of before
that all gets handled.
But yeah, everything's great.
I love doing my show.
I get people kind of read a little too much into stuff on the internet. I get it.
I just I just don't take the bait and I think that's a lot of the big problem. I
don't you know hang around after the show and read shit and watch shit and
stuff like that. So if that means it doesn't seem like I'm interested in it, I
apologize. I'll put in a little more effort, but no, I'm still, I still have a good time. So he totally changed what the question was. Oh, am I not reading the negative comments enough? That's not what he said
at all. You know, he said, it doesn't seem like you're enjoying the show. And then Aaron turns it into, oh, I'm not reading.
Now, I've noticed just recently, if you go to Aaron's videos, he not only goes in and comments on people's comments, he's
obviously also deleting comments.
So he is putting in this time
that he's claiming he's not put again.
So that's embarrassing.
He's always on the defensive and he's always lying.
Right.
Bad combination.
All right, so we tried to twist into turning into,
okay, I mean, if you want me to do more of that,
I can do that.
Not what we asked at all.
Just, are you enjoying this?
Doesn't seem like you are.
Okay, next question.
But there is a lot of examples of you like you are honestly just sitting there going we've got to hit this goal. Like the goal is kind of consuming what you are at the moment. And it's you're constantly back to that goal back to that goal. And
well, yeah, I mean, you got it, you got to make enough money to keep going. But I have a good time doing it. I really do. And I now again, this is a good follow up question. Because what Dean is saying the Aussie guy is he's saying, going, but I have a good time doing it. I really do. And I... Now, again, this is a good follow up question because what Dean is saying, the Aussie guy,
is he's saying, yeah, but then when you have to beg for money, you even come out and say
you hate this part of the show. It's stressful. You look like you're stressed out about it.
You go, guys, come on, please just give me this money because this is what people make
fun of us for. You're all twisted up and nasty with your posture. And so that's a great question. No, I'm having a great time
Well, it doesn't seem like you are because you're constantly asking for this money and it's a big part of the show now and seem
Like you're not enjoying that I'm having fun asshole, but I'm just pointing that out. That's a good follow-up question to that
I have pride you I appreciate your concern. I'm not trying to
That I love that I appreciate your concern. He's like I'm not concerned
Turn this into like we're worried about you that I think I have a good time doing it
I don't know what else to tell you. Okay about 12 months ago. Well now about exactly 12 months ago
You said if you're still begging for money in 12 months, that would be the end of it. Have you say
That's changed in 12 months. Believe me buddy. end of it. Have you seen those changes? There's a lot of shit that's changed in 12 months.
Believe me, buddy, yeah.
And just like everything else I say,
I'm allowed to change my mind whenever the fuck I want to.
You are, you are allowed.
So that's it, you just change your mind.
Your attitude's changed, you're happy to just
keep going after that goal.
Oh yeah, for sure.
Yeah, all right, fair enough.
Does it bother you? Oh my God, is there a certain fair enough. Does it bother you? Like, does it?
Is there a certain way you want me to answer you?
Is there a-
No, no, no, I'm just-
It seems like you had one question
and I didn't answer it the way you wanted to,
so now you're asking me kind of the same question
three different ways.
Did you get that take,
that he asked the same question three different ways?
I don't think so.
No, actually, Aaron didn't answer the question.
Well-
Aaron's guard is up.
Yeah, definitely. He doesn't answer the question. Well, Aaron's guard is up.
He doesn't like when people press on him and he doesn't like when people observe.
He's a person who's very much on the internet every day, but hates when people make observations
about him.
Well, and I'll say this.
The answer to that question that Dean accepted was, I changed my mind.
Great.
That's the question you said 12 months ago.
If you're still banging the internet, you're not going to do this anymore and you're still doing it. I changed my mind. Great, that's the question. You said 12 months ago, if you're still begging on the internet, you're not gonna do this anymore.
And you're still doing it.
I changed my mind.
Okay, that's what I wanted to know.
Because the other answer could have been like, I know,
I just need a couple more months, we'll figure this out.
I got these legal issues, we need to make money.
Or I'm gonna be back in radio
and then there won't be any more of this back.
There's other answers to that.
I changed my mind is one of those answers.
That's the answer he gave.
And then he's like,
you don't like the answers I'm giving you. And he's like, no, it's fine. That's why I'm asking mind is one of those answers. That's the answer he gave. And he's like, you don't like the answers I'm giving you. He's like, no, it's fine. That's why
I'm asking these questions to get these answers. Those are
three different questions. They're related. But that's what
follow up questions are. He's not comfortable. He's not
comfortable. Now he needs to find a way out of this
conversation. So he's decided that his way out is to say, oh,
I'm being sandbagged here. I didn't realize that I was gonna be asked questions
about me and Steel-Tel,
because why would I be?
I'm only Aaron Immelt.
Is it?
It's an interview process of-
No, if you wanna do an interview with me,
I'd be glad to do an interview with you.
Okay.
That would be great.
I'm not here to do an interview with you today.
Wow.
And I'll be honest with you,
you trying to like start an interview with me today
under the pretext of this, eh, I'm not impressed by it.
I don't like, it seems a little like backdoor shenanigans.
I mean, he's invited me on the show
and I came on the show.
No, I'll do an interview with you.
If you wanna DM me or talk to me or anything,
you wanna set up an interview or something, we can do it.
You wanna do an interview tomorrow?
He feels bamboozled. So he, Aaron, did Aaron not know this Aussie guy was gonna be a guest he didn't
Does Aaron know that Hughes he's there? I?
Love you
He's playing this perfectly. I just want to blame you
It is fantastic. He's like bounce the gate like this is happening. Whoa
Meanwhile he said all of this stuff to happen
Bounce the gate like this is happening. Whoa. Oh, meanwhile, he said all of this stuff to happen
Here he's just like oh, I'm not impressed that you asked me questions. Well, no one's looking for you to be impressed That's a weird word to use
I'm gonna point out a few times we use his weird words to manipulate people
No one's trying to impress you Aaron just the opposite
We're not pressed by you in any way and that's how we're trying to figure out why you think you should be hosting a show
People should give you $340 for Every single fucking morning
Yeah, his language is like he wants everyone to know he he thinks he's high status
And this guy is not rather than like I don't know
I'm sorry if I'm coming off this and it's also showing his cards in the process like everyone can tell you're uncomfortable and now you're
Telling everybody that you're uncomfortable now. You just heard him say look at if you want to set up an interview
Then let's do that
Ten I am Mason I do my fucking fucking Vikings are on tomorrow tomorrow's Vikings day my
Day is Vikings day. No, I probably I'll be honest with you. I'm kind of fucking around
I probably won't do an interview with you. Oh, well that's... I probably won't. You just kind of... the whole way you kind of jumped on this when this was pitched is like,
we're going to go on and talk boxing and shit today. I'm not impressed by it.
I'm not impressed by how you went about doing this.
Here's your vibe to be on the show. It's not like...
Well, not to interview me though. Like, not to interview me. It's kind of no offense kind of a scumbag move
Let's talk scumbag moves
Fucking Aaron stories if you want to sit here and impress. I don't know who you're trying to impress
Everything I've ever done. I'm not interested. I'll be honest. If you want to cut it here, we can cut it here and then we can keep going.
If you want to know all the problems I have with Aaron and hold,
figure that out on your own time. Okay. And that's fine.
If you, if you say one more word about any problem you have with me,
I'll be glad to take off. I got better shit to do.
Wow.
It's interesting.
And a huge, wow, it looks like he's just on Amazon.
He's shopping right now.
But what's very interesting about that is that Aaron went to the name calling first.
Yeah.
Aaron goes, that's a scumbag movie.
You come on here and ask me very vanilla questions about my show that anyone
should be able to answer. Do you enjoy doing your show? Are you going to go to radio? You
know, it seems like you're not having a great time. He's trying to intimidate him into backing
off and apologizing and be like, I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to. But back to those questions.
Yeah. Yeah, they are vanilla. They could have been answered in five words or less. Easy. Yeah. And
so he goes, Oh, you're a scumbag. That's a scumbag. He was like, Oh, speaking of scumbag moves, I saw court documentation that you beat April.
That seems like a scumbag move that airs like, Oh shit, I should have said back to boxing
talk. Yeah, let's get out of here real quick. But that's, that's the thing is that Aaron
has a lot that he wants to hide and cover up. And that's why he's concerned about this.
But the, the worst part is, is he's calling this guy chicken shit.
The worst part about this is the fact that he goes, listen,
if you want to interview me, we can set that up as a great.
I have a show tomorrow morning at 10.
We can do that. He's like, OK, I'm actually not going to do that.
Oh, you got called.
Good try trying to bluff.
And you got called out.
You can't control you go on any show.
You don't know what any show is going to be about.
At the end of the day day any podcast could go anywhere
You stop trying to control
Something you cannot control you should expect it. You should expect when someone invites you want to talk about boxing
that they might also want to talk about steel toe on top of that just just saying and
Then so this gets a little bit more heated and Aaron just kind of shows who he really is
No, I talk please. I just let you talk. Can I talk?
You're gonna say one more fucking word about me or anything you were trying to do with me or anything else
No, I'm not gonna let you talk
Because honestly it was it was kind of a shitty
Underhanded way to try and bring up issues you have with me. I don't know who you are
shitty, underhanded way to try and bring up issues you have with me. I don't know who you are.
I don't have these shoes.
I'm not familiar with you.
But now you're asking all this shit about me on a show where I'm a guest.
I didn't come here to be interviewed by whoever the fuck you are.
There's a tell right there.
Chrissy, you already picked up on this.
Whoever the fuck you are.
The high hat.
I don't need to be talking to
Aussie guy. No one's even heard of you. Who cares who the guy is. He's asking you relevant
questions about your life. You and we wouldn't know about Aaron's life. He's the one who
told all of us. This is the crazy part about all of this. That's also his favorite topic
of conversation is himself. Yes. We wouldn't know about the wife swapping and the drug
use and what April's up to and
Nick Reketa and all this stuff, except for he had to go on Keno casino and MLC and make
the rounds and talk all about all the details.
Oh, was he on Simcast?
Yes.
I remember that.
Oh, I apologize for leaving that out.
I remember that now.
Yes.
He was tight. I wish he would step in at some point and say anything. No, this is actually perfect. He's playing this
perfectly. I love that he's just letting this happen because it's really revealing who Aaron is.
I'm just asking questions. People want answered Aaron. Then they can watch my show and they can
ask him. Okay. But Aaron, it's fine. This is Husey's show and I don't want to ruin Husey's
show and have his guests walk off because of me.
So if you're not going to answer my questions, then fine. I'll drop it. That's fine. You've stated who you are here today.
You are a coward and don't want to answer my questions. That's fine.
You are perfect. And Dean's handling this perfectly. He's like, listen, I don't have a problem with you.
I was just asking some questions. If you don't want to answer them him it just shows you're a coward and you're not gonna answer them
Perfectly played I'll stop talking kind of thing. This is how Aaron handles this
I'm so I'm sorry. You didn't get the the one-on-one sit down with Aaron that you wanted. I apologize
He called him chicken shit
Based on what he asked you a couple questions and you get defensive started talking over him and you started calling him names first
And then he brought up all the while. Yeah, he's trying to be tough meanwhile. He's freaking out on the inside
And he lost this isn't some internet rumor like Aaron wants to say like oh, you're just reading subreddits and stuff
It's like no your ex-wife
filed a court case for a restraining order that included text messages between between her and your current wife at the time April
About how you were physically abusing her and this is all documented in court case and we've seen all the paperwork
So these are relevant questions now Aaron could say I can't talk about that. I'm under this
Restraining order as you know, I can't talk about this but instead he's got to be a bitch about a big
Oh, you're being chicken shit
Right turn like we're the audience are gonna be like yeah, I'll see guys being chicken shit like what?
Word yeah, I'll see guys like people want to know the answers to these questions
Yeah, Aaron says yeah when I do show, which he does not address, blocks people.
Yeah, absolutely. I'll take the opportunity to kind of shitty though.
For me to go on. It's kind of a it is kind of a chicken shit move though.
Like you're kind of a you're kind of a bitch for doing it that way.
For getting invited on the show and coming on the show
It seems like you had ulterior motives
I get it dude. Everyone operates that way when it comes to me
I'll go on hughes i'll go on hughes show and i'll get to sneak in a few questions about erin that I saw on reddit
You're kind of a rat fuck piece of shit Like that's it's kind of a bitch move. So he calls him a ratfuck piece of shit. He calls him
that about 20 times during this interview. He just repeats it over and
over again. Which by the way if you're trying to win an argument just insult
the other person over and over again. The same insult. That's a great way to do it. I can't believe this is the first time I'm seeing this. Oh, yeah, this has been making the rise
I love watching Uzi
It's crazy
Fireworks on my show what's going on over here?
So this whole idea that he is now trying to twist this and make it seem like Aussie guy is the one who's
Being an asshole, but to call him a rat and then Aussie guy is the one who's being an asshole but to call him a rat and then Aussie guy like I'm not the one who told the cops on my wife and got her arrested
you are don't use the word rat with me which to Dean's Aussie guys credit
that's the right response to that you're calling me a rat you motherfucker
well I feel because she left you She decided you wanted to do that.
That's what you wanted to come here for.
You didn't give a shit about.
He was a show.
You didn't give a shit about what he wanted.
Call me a rat.
You just call me to talk about Aaron.
You wanted to talk about me.
Of course.
This crazy shit going on.
I'm your last.
I do.
Why wouldn't I want to talk about it?
And watch the Steel Toe Morning Show
six to 10 a.m. Central Time to hear all about it
instead of Dean Huzitz from Australia.
So Aaron right there pretended that he caught Dean
in this amazing thing.
Oh, you just wanted to interview me
and ask me questions that people want answered. Ha, I got you. And he's like, yeah, of course, that's what I'm doing. He literally set it
up like, yeah, I'm going to ask you a few questions about steel-toe. And then he started
asking pretty benign questions about steel-toe. And then Erin-
And you're allowed to ask questions of another guest on the same show you're on. Where does
it say that you can't do that?
It's insane. And so he acts like he just caught him in something where he's just like, oh,
I figured it all out. You're trying to ask me questions. You want answers. And he's acting like
Dean's being the coward. Aaron's obviously being the coward on this one.
A little bit of humility and honesty would go a long way for Aaron.
Well, he even goes on to say after this, he goes, now had known there's gonna be an interview if you guys would have told me that
When we set this show up that'd be something different. Yeah, that'd mean you wouldn't be here
You've already proven that by saying I won't do that. Yeah, you would say it's Vikings Day
Yeah, whatever questions and answered would have been prepared to his liking correct. Yes
Alright, so this is more name-calling and saying that Dean is a rat fuck piece of shit.
Because that's how you win arguments.
Okay. And now you got to go on a show and you got to say that.
Yes. I got to tell you.
And I still think you're a rat fuck piece of shit.
That's great, dude. I'm happy to see you feel that way.
But the fact that you did it like a little bitch is my...
Yeah, cool. I'm a bitch, Aaron. I'm a bitch. Does that change the fact that there's two women you're not allowed
to talk about because you're so harassing and abusive you're not allowed to talk about? Does
that change that fact? That's a fact, that's 100% a fact. You are a boilerplate, like you are a
stereotype. You're not even a real guy. You're just kind of an amalgamation of message
boards. That's kind of a kind of an ooze. You're kind of an amorphous blob.
So now his response to, Hey, you know, there's two women I ought to talk about because of
court orders, because you fucked up that badly. The revenge porn to Gino Biscante for Kayla Riketa. And then of course, Ashley
DePree or Ashley DePree, Ashley LaRue, his ex-wife, who they were talking all sorts of
mad shit about, hoping she dies and stuff like that. So he's court ordered to not talk
about these women. And so because this is getting, the conversation is going in this competitive combative nature,
this is getting brought up.
It wasn't in the questions originally.
It wasn't until Aaron fought back at this guy like you chicken shit piece of shit blah
blah blah.
Yeah, he's asking if he's going back into radio.
Yeah, that's all he was asking.
Doesn't seem like you're having a lot of fun.
What's going on here?
And so then he turns this into well, oh, well, you just read that on a message board somewhere. Okay. Does that change the fact that this is a good question to ask you?
What does that have to do with anything? And Aaron says he wakes up and goes on Kiwi Farms
every day because he loves to look at what Kiwi Farms is saying about Nick Ricada and
Patrick Melton. So he loves message boards and he reports on it on his channel when it
comes to that. But now when it's about him.
This tells me that he is not having fun and he doesn't like that that has been made obvious to the viewer. Correct. Very correct.
So one more clip from this interview and then I'll get into Aaron trying to gaslight everyone
and rewrite recent history. Never lie. But you know what, I get it. You didn't like me when you
came in here. So you look for things that have
a confirmation bias. You go to ImRight.com. You go, it could never, there could never
be another side to this story. It has to be what I need to believe about Aaron. It's okay,
dude. I've met.
So yeah, court documents have said you choked your wife and the head parted you up. Yeah,
sorry. Yeah. My confirmation bias from court documents.
I'll be honest with you. There's a thousand people just like you that operate the exact
same way.
I'm not impressed by them.
I'm certainly not impressed by you.
And I understand that feeling's mutual, buddy.
And I tell you what, next time be a man, fucking say what you want to do.
I've done that before and you're blocking me.
Because you're a cunt, you're always a piece of shit. If you're always behaving
like a cunt, it's going to be hard for me to want to talk to
you and people in general in your life. You'll find this if
you're going to come at them with the energy of a piece of
shit and a cunt and a kind of a back room dealing. Like I said,
rat fuck piece of shit, which is pretty accurate. They're not
going to want to talk to you. He did not come at him at all
like that's why I wanted to back up and show his original you. He did not come at him at all like that. That's why I wanted to back up and show his original
questions. He did not come at him with any kind of energy or anything. They're just like,
Hey, I'd want to ask you some questions about steel toe. You know, you're a low cow and we're
all talking about you. So we wanted to get some answers. That's what it turned into. And it's all
Aaron's fault. And so Aaron's response is there's a thousand people like you as if that takes the
validity out of the
question. Could you imagine the opposite? Right, could you imagine you're talking to
Kamala Harris and you're like you know the failure at the border kind of was on
you. You were kind of set up to be the person to take care of that. Oh you're
talking about the failure at the border just like everyone else. I'm not
impressed talking about that. What else you got? It's like no no you still have to explain yourself
Yeah, we're not moving on yet. There's millions of people talking about this you still have to explain yourself for it, right?
It's weird
Wow, all right, so he did not handle that well at all
He came off real douchey and defensive and
This is him claiming victory the next day on his bonus show for his supporters
Another win. Husey asked me to talk boxing on his show
And I said, yeah, dude, I love talking boxing like I don't usually do anybody's show, but I love Husey
He was he's a good dude and he's like do you want to talk boxing? I said, yeah
I had like a half hour, 45 minutes
before we went to that Beer Insider Festival.
So, Hughes brings me on,
and I thought we were gonna record it
for a video he was gonna do.
Didn't know we were going live.
I don't think it would've mattered,
but I didn't know we were going live
till I logged in.
Then he said, I've got my buddy Dean coming on.
I was like, Dean? Then he brings on this dude got my buddy Dean coming on. I was like, Dean, huh?
Then he brings on this dude and I look at him.
And when I looked at him, this was awesome
because steel toe haters wanted this
to be like a big exposure moment.
But I sniffed this guy out from Jump Street
and you can tell if you go watch it.
This, we talked boxing for like 15, 20 minutes.
And this, I'm a little disappointed in my boy, Hughesy because he kind of set this up to be like a drama farming thing, but I knocked
it out of the park, dude.
So this guy Dean, he's like Dean, do you have any questions you want to ask him?
Terrible Husey impression.
And as soon as he said that I'm like, I got this guy Dean.
He's like a melting guy.
He's like a steel toe hater.
So he starts asking questions and they're clearly negative tilted steel toe questions
But in a really passive bitch kind of way like you didn't just say like Aaron. I hate you
I despise your show I talk shit about you all the time you wait that would be better, right?
So I think Dean could have said oh the number one on your jersey
What's that? Yeah? He would have been like you rat fuck piece of shit
You know it doesn't make any sense so now it doesn't matter how you approach it
No Dean approaches perfectly yeah, just kind of a conversational tone when I ask you some questions
And he goes I wish you would have told me fucking hates my guts
This is the problem that Aaron has a can't Associate people laughing at him and not necessarily disliking him. I don't have any hatred towards Aaron emhold
I've talked to the guy a few times. There's no animosity there
I think he's a clown and he's doing everything wrong in the internet
And so we're pointing out having fun with that and Aaron's just like you got me to even set this up to show this week
You all just want me to die. He needs to be respected and feared. Yes. You guys just want
me to die. Don't you? No, not at all. I don't want anyone to die. That's ridiculous. You
talk a child when you say shit like that. Wow. Mother for whatever. He's like asking
me these Reddit questions. Reddit questions as if Dean isn't following this. I've had
Dean on my show when I got it all wrong about Aaron and I'm like,
oh he's gonna come back with April and it's gonna be this huge surprise that they've been together this whole time.
And then I found out that I was totally wrong. So I brought Dean on my show along with Tukey and Soft Weekly.
I'm like, how did I fuck this all up guys? Explain this to me. And they're following it very closely. Dean's following this. He knows his shit.
And Aaron tries to break it down to, oh we wrote a post on a subreddit somewhere. And then
asked me these questions like, no, no, he knows what's going on. He's following this.
And I just start answering them one after the other. And I just start banging them out.
And finally, like I was humoring him. I was basically patting him on the head and then
he goes and then he starts asking the same question like three times in a row. And I'm
like, dude, so that's completely wrong
He's asked me these questions boom boom and I'm banging them out boom boom boom And then he asked me the same question three times in a row
Well, no, it was just three questions and it wasn't that we've pointed out there were follow-up questions going on
So that's not accurate now
But why go live don't go on shows don't make appearances if you if you know
There's things out there that you're not ready to talk about. Yeah. Yeah, I know good point
No offense. I've humored you but I know what you're doing. Like I'm not dumb
you asked me a question you don't want to admit that you a log me basically and
You're not getting the answer you want so you keep asking the question the
same way and he's like oh what no no Aaron these are on like he tried to play
it like he was a journalist I'm like dude I've got you I've got you dead to
rights come on and then he keeps trying to ask questions then finally I dragged
it out of him and he starts to get it well you hit women which is horseshit
but like he's like you're this you're that and he starts to get it. Well, you hit women, which is horseshit, but like he's like, you're this, you're that.
And he starts bringing up all these Reddit talking points
or like Melton talking points.
And I'm like, ah, gotcha, gotcha, Dean.
And honestly, I didn't know he didn't wanna be called Dean.
I didn't, he doesn't care about that.
Don't turn that into a thing.
Or he doesn't care that you called him Dean.
Okay, so these completely change what happened, completely change reality
already, where he's just like, he had this gotcha moments and Dean didn't know
what to do and listen to this.
It gets even crazier here.
And I just started ripping into the guy.
I just start on him and he just wants to keep asking and saying the same shit over and over so I just shout over him and I just start
fucking shitting on the guy to the point where super chats would come in trying
to help Dean and I would go oh I don't know Dean I look pretty good today don't
I and he would go well actually and I'll go shut the up Dean nobody gives a shit
what you think and I just start and laying into him. It was fun
Honestly, I called him a rat piece of shit
I said you're kind of being a rat piece of shit like I would have respected you if you would have sent me a message
and said
Hey, I don't like you very much. I'm one of your biggest haters. I do wish you blocked him
You're like apparently he does a show. It's not even monetized. He does a show about me
He does a show about how much he hates me and he does a show about how much he hates Ricky Gervais
I must be doing something right the level of delusion here
Yeah, does he think no one's gonna watch the actual interview like he just controlled the whole thing and play this clip
And then I called him this name guys you would You would have, you should have been there when
I was calling him this name. You didn't know what to do. Yeah. It was amazing. It was so
cool. Um, actually I think I have a new drop for that.
Did you guys see me win that conversation? So it gets even, it gets even crazier. I,
I'm, I can't believe this is going on. You'd think he would just never bring it up again.
But like, he's got a save face for the Reddit crowd,
but he was such a sweet boy.
I brought that boy to heel so nice.
He was so nice afterwards.
Whoa.
Yeah, is that crazy?
Whoa.
He's completely reinvented history, right?
He's hot shit.
He really thinks he's above everybody.
Erin, you looked completely uncomfortable when you talked talked over whenever he was making a good point
I don't like I don't like that it actually kind of
this backs up the abuse claims in a way like in a very you know real way because if
The type of person that needs to put others down is the same type of person that would like it choke someone out or whatever
The whatever's on the documents like now you don't
Tell the documents. I think you're gonna get pretty accurate
It's a it's the same kind of person that we yeah like demean a woman that way
Yeah
I'm gonna thread with a couple friends who follow this closely and like imagine being in a relationship with this guy if he can change
Like you've been in arguments with people like this where they go well, then yesterday you said this like no
It's not that happened at all and they've already convinced themselves that things happen that the exact opposite of reality
Yeah, I can imagine by themselves like you don't even matter
There's a reason why his wife at the time April was texting with his ex-wife Ashley about what a piece of shitty is
There's a reason why she needed to be like, oh gosh I kept him with this guy did he do this to you and he acts like yeah I know it's fucking
crazy but I glad that Chris he's picking up on that I'm sorry for those of you
who really wanted to think that Dean did a good job I hate to tell you he was
really kind he wrote me a really nice message after the whole thing sorry mmm
another win for the toe shades of stutcho he got his apology
Yes, so fucking important you guys guys you guys thought that I got schooled and I got owned well guess what?
He messaged me afterwards and said thanks for talking to me, and I got flowers another win for the towel
He literally even said that it's like Jesus
Brings out a really bad side of him, like a really arrogant side.
Yes.
It's unbecoming.
Well, he does this other thing, Chrissy, where we all see the comments that are out there.
We all see that he's getting owned and it's embarrassing and he's not handling himself
well.
But then he'll talk about the comments that we can't see, the messages that he's getting
from people.
And this guy came on and I sniffed him out like a bird dog.
I had people all weekend just writing to me,
messaging me going, dude, you sniffed that out.
That was incredible.
That was awesome.
All weekend, people were like, wow, Aaron,
you hit yourself so well.
I couldn't believe it.
Oh my god, Aaron, you're so good.
You're just so good at this.
I snicked that out.
The guy started asking you questions,
and then you got defensive immediately.
And shut it down.
And you started name calling.
And started being a cunt. Yes, like a bird dog.
They loved when I would ask the guy a question and then laugh at him and go,
Shut up. Nobody cares what you think.
Wow. Yeah, that was great, Aaron. You really got him good with that.
You really showed him who you are.
Yeah, you're the big deal and he's not.
Yeah.
If I was in Dean's shoes
I would after a while be quiet because I would be just so embarrassed and and feel so bad for Hughes
Yeah, even if he was he orchestrated this he but you know what I mean. Yes. Yeah, this is embarrassing
I'm not gonna dignify this well listen to what he's now trying to say this is another day
He's gone by now. He's talking to his buddy Johnny crutches and listen to how he's trying to justify that
he won that conversation.
Stop laying into him.
I didn't let him talk every time he started asking a question.
I went, shut up.
You.
I kept calling him a rat piece of shit because he was, he was being such a bitch and he was
being polite and respectful and you show that you're a piece of shit by yelling over him
and name calling the entire entire time completely lost your cool
Yeah, this is how you win a conversation by name-calling over and over again, I guess
Aaron is now, you know playing the victim and
He doesn't realize that he's created this entire world for himself. It's all in how he's handling all of this
He's doing it all wrong
Like you people are all target practice
to me. Like you guys are, you come in, you ask the same questions. And I called him on
that too. I was like, dude, you just keep asking the same question that I've already
answered you. You're just upset that you're not getting the answer you want. I'm sorry.
And then he starts like trying to ask questions that he knows I can't answer. And so I just
start shitting on the guy, calling him a rat piece of shit, telling him that
he's a bitch.
I told him, I go, if you would have done this the right way, like a man, and you would have
asked me if I would have come on your show, maybe you could have done it that way.
But now I'm just going to make fun of you.
And I would keep going.
I was like, Dean, I look pretty good today.
Don't I?
And he's like, well, you do look, I go, shut up, Dean.
Nobody cares.
So I've, it was a great goddamn time thank God Johnny's there yeah I know Johnny just
has to sit there and listen to all this I'm sure Johnny's watched it too and he
knows it's completely full of shit yeah you're great Aaron quite the sniffer you
have I have one more clip on here Christy's got some baby stuff going on
she's gonna be right back I want to thank Will Heron TV, Doom and Stalin 19 where I have all these clips we're playing
from. Thank you guys for doing this for me. This is one that I actually pulled myself
directly from his show. We were doing some prep for the bonus show I did with Blind Mike
Monday night. Our crossover event is on our Patreon. Sign up for our Patreon, patreon.com
slash who are these podcasts. You can check out the bonus show I did where we did break down Monday's episode
of Steel Toe going after the goal. But he also talked a little bit with Johnny about
this experience.
Like, if you're someone who like you despise me, no offense, you're not affecting my day.
Like I'm good. And I don't know who you are. Like, do you believe that? No and I don't know who you are like do you believe that no I
don't believe that for a second he keeps talking about people on reddit
melting thousands of people you're the same as this guy and that guy if they
don't affect you why are we talking about it constantly right it seems like
it's affecting you a lot because it's most of the show content yeah there
again that guy this weekend that I fucking I shouldn't say most of the show
guys I hate when people do that to me all you talk about is I know he does new stories and stuff
like that the interesting parts of your show right? It's where you're addressing we show
yes, it's doubt that I just fucking ripped the new asshole and just fucking crushed him
on screen that guy. I mean I beat him up so bad that he sent me a DM afterward thanking
me for like, Oh man, it's just good for bad that he sent me a DM afterward thanking me for
like, oh man, it's just good for my channel and it's good for this and it's good for that.
Yeah, it is.
It's very good for him.
Everyone's talking about United States of Australia and Aussie guy this week because
of this.
And then all of those same people on Reddit, I kind of called him out for that.
I'm like, you guys are all just going to whack yourselves off to this later.
And like I'm going to a beer and cider festival,
like, what are you getting out of this?
And then he admits that his channel's not monetized.
And I'm like, so you're doing this for like,
love of the game, I appreciate that.
Look at Aaron is being smug, like,
and I make money doing this and he doesn't.
It's the second time he mentioned that fucking festival too.
I know, who gives a shit about your cider festival
Thank you for making me money and you none. I do appreciate that but it's like
You're torturing yourself. You're just watching shit. You hate all the time. No, no, this is the thing that you don't understand
We enjoy making fun of you. I don't enjoy
Opie but I watch a show because I can make fun of them afterwards
Oh God what opi was up to yesterday?
We don't have time today, but what the hell is he doing? But this is the thing that all these locals understand
They just go oh, well you're torturing yourself like no I talked to Aussie guy. I'm gonna go on to show next month
He loves this he's having a blast doing this he had a fun talking to you
No one's being tortured by this we just I knew we were doing the segment and I'm loving it. We could do another hour
That's the thing that's about we gotta get into veto and what he's fucking that's coming up next
vetoes also melting down similar and
Like what it's the underpants gnomes like what's step three?
No, it's a phase three is profit. What's step two? Yeah, what? Yeah exactly. There you go. Yeah, what's step three? No, it's a phase three is profit. What's step two? Yeah. What yeah exactly there you go. Yeah, what's step two?
Thanks, idiot the whole point of the underpants now of you moron
They can't connect the two die anyway. That's not the point
The point is is that he actually said that he ripped that guy a new asshole
Why because you yelled over him and insulted him with words over and over again the same insult over and over again John rules
It is literally how stuttering John fights
he says to this day that he had surely on his show and he crushed Julie and you go back and watch it and just
Screaming over surely as surely is being calm and making some good points Chrissy's baby will not stop crying
So she's attending to the kid who's freaking out right now. So take your time
Chrissy. I would text her back but I'm hosting a show. I like that he says he admits that
his channel is not monetized. Again, the word admits like that's information anyone could
find out they go to their channel they would know if it's monetized or not. But he has
to use the word admit to manipulate his audience. It's a few fashion. Yeah, he was getting stuff
out of them. Yeah, he admitted.
Yeah, and I realized all he wanted to do was ask me questions about steel toe.
I sniffed it out.
And I sniffed it out and I called him on it.
Remember when he did, he's like, oh, you just want to ask me questions?
Yeah, of course, that's what I'm doing.
Yep.
So that's why we're here.
It's a show.
I don't care about your take on boxing, sir.
So that is why we're here.
We've never had this person on the show before who just showed up in the green room
I don't know if you've seen him. He debuted on the internet this week. It's very exciting
Lars
Skollson is here
Skollson I'm here to thwart you
The Viking has arrived
This is one of the better bits what's up Lars leave my descendants alone
Never
Over my dead body will we leave your descendants alone?
Lars
I'm on the Melinda side by the way. I understand if you're listening to the show right now. I will tell you that
Sorry, by the way, I understand if you're listening to the show right now. I will tell you that
Whoever Lars is is stuttering John's tattoo with the mouth cut out so that we can see the mouth moving
Very similar to Conan O'Brien in the 90s. Yes
Yes, it's very retro All right. I want to move on to what's going on over the past couple weeks with veto. Just wall D
He's melting down. He's handling the internet very poorly. I think he's making a lot of mistakes. I want to point
out what those mistakes are. I don't know what he's going to do
to fix this, because I'm worried about him and the biggest
problem in the universe is a show I'm a big fan of. And him
and Dick Masterson co-host that show and it started with
Vito started blocking supporters of the show
He was going in and blocking anyone was making fun of them. People are calling him fat. They're typing in things like oink oink
He's not enjoying that so he starts blocking people who are on the patreon who are giving
donations and super chats and he's also going all over social
media and calling people out. And he started beefing with Riley in the Discord. And during
this beef with Riley, now Riley is also Young Clipa, and it's the same guy Riley has been involved in this show before he
actually wrote a diss track rap song to Patrick Michael many years ago because I
remember Michael Patrick Michael coming on the show and talking about it we're
like who did this who made it and then Riley remembered like a month later I
said I did that I forgot I sent that to him so Riley's been involved for a long
time as producer of the dick show and he's been around of course been has been a long time I think I see a
potatoes eyes popping through the mouth of Lars right now I am lost Wilson I
recognize those eyes so of course men spent a big part of the show she's on
a lot of things to say what was a gay thing to say? I recognize those eyes. Yeah well I did your fancy potato. It's kind of gay. Fair enough. I'm not J-O-ing to Cardiff's caricature if that's what you think. What have you got against gays? Thank you. Now Riley and Mintzalad are a team. They're together and so Vito's going after Riley and calling out Mintzalad's YouTube channel for some reason even though he's mad at Riley and Mintzalad are a team, they're together. And so Vito's going after Riley
and calling out Mintzalad's YouTube channel for some reason,
even though he's mad at Riley.
And this escalated to the point where Riley said
he's gonna come over to Vito's house and commit crimes
that will not be prosecuted in Los Angeles.
Of course, famously Los Angeles
does not like to prosecute crimes.
So I think that's the point that he was trying to make.
And Ethan Von Schuyber talked about this because he's part of the same discord. And he wanted to
weigh in on this situation here. Vito is retarded. Can I just say something? Like Vito is making fun of Riley and Riley's inability to get views on his channel, according to Vito, but he's doing it.
He's pointing at Mint Salad's channel in order to demonstrate that Riley isn't a good promoter.
But that's Mint Salad's channel, not Riley's, but maybe Riley helps with it according to Vito.
And so Mint Salad got really upset.
And so basically Mint Salad and Riley are like going at Vito.
And Riley does what he does.
Riley's like, I'm going to show up at your house and I'm going to, I'm going to commit
some increasingly hostile and violent illegal acts against you.
That's who, that's what Riley does. He's like a fucking like
wrestling guy, you know
And Vito was actually panicking do not come to my house. Do not come to my house. Yeah, so that's where we're at with Vito
He's very concerned that Riley is going to show up to his house and he's freaking out and panicking about it
And let me just address this
Nero DaVinci says f Vito you claim to hate people that try to cancel shows Carl but what about when
Vito tried to cancel Friday Night Tights for having Alex Jones on just the shows you like huh I thought
that was a scumbag move I know Dick addressed it at the time I think he tweeted YouTube or whatever
it was whatever channel it was on, it's bullshit.
To ever try to get the social media people involved
in getting channels taken down and shows taken down,
I hate all of it.
I think that was a dick move by Vito.
I think Vito is digging a hole for himself here.
It's brutal.
He called up Riley and Mint
and had private conversations that both parties recorded.
So this was going to be content no matter what.
And here's part of the phone call.
Riley, you will go to jail. I'm trying to save your fucking life.
I'm going to take a bucket of pig's blood and I'm going to pour it in the cracks in your car
so that the inside of your car is covered in pig's blood.
That's fine Riley. That's fine.
Why don't we just stop fighting and if you want me to not talk about you, I won't talk about you.
Why don't we just...
Bro!
You don't even have to be my friend. I won't talk about you.
The hat's over the fence Vito! The hat is over the fence!
The what?
The hat.
The hat is over the fence! The what? The hat is over the fence!
I don't know what that means.
You've eaten enough ballpark franks to know what that means!
Let me pause it real quick.
Is it pretty obvious to everyone that Riley is joking?
So the voice that you're hearing who's doing the WWE shit talking stuff, you've eaten
enough ballpark franks to know what that means. The head is over the fence is fucking around.
And for whatever reason, Vito, who's been has a YouTube channel that's very large, been on the internet for most of his adult life, is not understanding what this is.
He's taking it way too seriously. I can't figure out why he's having some type of crisis going on because it started with blocking people who are making fun of them celebrating oinktober and now he's having private phone calls where
he's all upset about this.
I'm sure it will help his existing court case when they have evidence of him doing the same
behavior later.
Okay, so what this is talking about is actually hoping that Chrissy would be here.
I wanted to get her take on it, but she has more important things to do.
I totally understand that.
So what this is talking about is Riley was arrested in Dallas
for going to an Eric July event and kind of causing a scene,
spending a lot of time there and annoying people.
And it turns out that Eric July has a warrant for Riley and so
the police showed up and arrested him and so Riley's facing some criminal
charges potentially in Dallas and so Vito is now threatening to use these
threats that are obviously jokes to get him in even more trouble in Dallas which
is a dick move this This is unacceptable. And
I hate getting social media authorities involved. Getting the actual authorities involved is way,
way worse. This is stuttering John level low cowdom. I'm not happy with this at all.
Help his existing court case when they have evidence of him doing the same behavior later.
when they have evidence of him doing the same behavior later. Ha ha! Ha ha!
Oh boy.
It's up to you, man.
If you want to be in a jail cell, it's your choice.
It's California!
It's California!
You think what? You can take pictures of the sniper wolf's house but not veto just wall these?
No, I think I may send all that evidence to Texas.
Oh my god! He's gonna snitch on you to Texas.
I absolutely will. I will send all evidence of you fucking with my property to Texas.
Game set match, Vito!
Okay, so they're minted, Ryler, having some fun with this.
And there was a reference made there, it was a little bit fucked up, but apparently Vito defended Sniper Wolf when Sniper Wolf went to Jack's film's house and put it up on social
media.
People are like, well that's doxxing, that's fucked up, don't do that.
People are like, oh you can do that, it's fine.
And now Riley's going, I'm going to come to your house.
He's like, you can't do that, that's my property, you can't come to my property.
There's a super cut and we'll get to the Dick Show stuff where he mentioned you can't
come to my property like a thousand times. And Dick's like, yeah we get it. Don't come to the Dick Show stuff, where he mentioned you can't get on a property like a thousand times.
And Dick's like, yeah, we get it.
Don't come to the property.
Here's a little bit more from the phone call here.
I'm going to commit a series of escalating crimes
against you, Vito, that California won't prosecute me for!
Okay.
Get ready for property damage and theft!
Okay, you're gonna commit property damage and theft. Okay, you're going to commit property damage and theft.
So these are obvious jokes based on the fact that theft is up to like nine
hundred fifty bucks.
They won't prosecute you if it's less than that and property damage.
They don't give a shit about anymore in L.A.
So these are jokes that Riley's making and Vito's taking it very seriously.
He rents a house somewhere and he's just like, you can't come to my house and cause damage. It's it's so terrible
How can you say that?
Just ridiculous
So dick is addressing this on his show and Riley comes over to Dick's house to talk about it with him
So this actually turns into a very long segment
I want to play a couple highlights from this just to show you how unhinged Vito is and
how poorly he's handling this whole thing.
But you come to it.
I needed to make Riley very clear of that.
Okay.
Riley, I don't know exactly what he understands of what's private property and what's public
property.
When he was bugging Eric July, you said it was hilarious and that everyone knows Riley's
harmless and that he's just goofing around and that all hair cast to do is ignore it
I said yeah, I know when he said all Eric had to do was come outside and talk to Riley with shaving cream on his shoulders
Yeah, that's right. I don't believe I said that so here's really the crux of the issue from Dick's perspective
and I feel for Dick Masterson because
They've been going after Eric July for a long time
And the reason why they do is not so much because he wrote a shitty comic book
But because he doesn't handle the criticism well
He wants to get authorities involved. He doesn't think it's fair not a lot to make fun of him
He can do no wrong and so for veto to react this way kind of ruins the whole party for everyone
Yeah, it's a little bit
hypocritical. And it also makes it I was listening to Biggest Problem from this past Friday.
And Eric July gets brought up and he's like, well, we can't talk about him anymore because
you're handling shit even worse. So now we can't goof on him for not handling things
well. Kind of fucks it all up. And the Eric July stuff, like young Clip O'Reilly talked about going to Eric July's grandfather's
grave and peeing on it or something like that.
And Eric July took it super seriously and totally overreacted to it.
So they made fun of him for overreacting to this thing that didn't happen and it was ridiculous
anyway, even if it did.
So it's going toward graduation.
Like right. It's very similar to you're gonna go to my kids graduation
You're gonna my grandfather's graves. Just like yes, so what they do
How's that affect your life? What are you talking about?
Give this shit. It's also a joke. It's just to get a rise out of people
That's the whole point of doing these things to get a rise out of being accomplished. Yes
And so dick is just like dude. Do you really think is gonna come to your property?
This is the guy who you could hear on those phone calls you can see from the discord and even
Ethan was saying this it's just like well. Yeah, it's obviously a joke
I need to calm down you could tell the way that he's even explaining this is
Nonsense, but veto just doubles and triples down on it or in general you think he's a threat
I think that he intends to come on to my property. I know what he does there. You just don't want him there at all
I don't know if he's a threat or not. I just don't want him
Here's the deal. I need to make this this is this is a boundary
I need to set for everyone and if I say oh, it's okay for Riley to know
And if I say, oh it's okay for Riley to come onto my property. You never needed to say it's okay.
You've just been saying this on repeat over and over and over for like 24 hours.
Because it's becoming a bit for the show.
The bit for the show is you can go-
It's becoming a bit because you're reacting like this.
I don't want the bit to be it's okay to go to Vito's house and fuck with his house.
You can't come- No one has done that.
But they're joking about it like it's okay.
Riley's joking about it. And other people are egging him on. Well can you blame
them? Okay so the fans are egging on Riley saying yeah you know fuck with his
private property it's cool like you're trolling him and I'm telling them stay
on the public street that's it. And I have to keep saying it because people
keep saying oh Riley you should do it or like oh, yeah, you know
He's not actually gonna think you're making that up. I think you're lying about that
I think no one is there so many do it does view not realize. This is the Streisand effect
He's repeating over and over again. Don't come to my property. Don't come on my property
Should I call it to the dick show and explain it? I don't people come into my property either
Extremely short-sighted to think that you're only dealing with Riley when you do this on the internet
Everybody smells blood now right and also repeating it over and over again
Does that enforce it more does that mean it's it only?
Increases the chance of the people doing it because they know what's gonna fuck with you and you're gonna react poorly to it
How does he not know that well? How does he not know that Riley's kidding around? I know, he's being really stupid with this one.
It's very embarrassing.
And it's crazy because when the biggest problem was started,
it was Dick and Maddox,
and Maddox was the bigger celebrity of the two.
And people respected Maddox and they liked his work,
and a lot of people listened to that show
because of Maddox being on that.
And then as time went by, Maddox showed his true colors and we realized that he's a pussy
and couldn't handle any type of criticism and responded poorly to it.
And now Dick has made his mission to expose Maddox and we're all having a lot of fun with
that.
Is Vito doing the same thing?
Is this like the biggest problem curse?
If you're co-hosting that show with Dick, you just turn into this type of person?
It's not a good look.
It's a bad strategy on Vito's part.
I don't know what he's thinking.
He can't be this dumb, but he has to be this dumb
or he wouldn't be reacting like this.
Do comic books make you stupid?
Probably.
Okay, but most of the things I do make me stupid too so I can't I can't criticize that all right so Vito tries to think of a thing
that he's like well what if I said this to Riley he would probably react the same
way that I'm reacting I don't people on my property he makes it very clear I
have my cats live there I like to come with my cats on people peering into the
window he has a catio he doesn't people check out the catio he makes it very clear don't come to my property he's like what if I with my cats, I want people peering into the window. He has a catio, he doesn't want people checking out the catio.
He makes it very clear, don't come to my property.
He's like, what if I thought of a thing that I could say to Riley that he would freak out,
like I'm freaking out.
And I don't think this went the way that Rita was hoping that it would.
Hey, if I called up Riley and I said I'm going to rape Mint,
that would be like fucking horrendous.
Why?
That would be over the...
I...
It's retarded.
No one, if you tried to rape Mint,
Mint would beat the shit out of you.
That's so funny, Vito acts like this would just be a thing
that he could do, it's like no you couldn't.
Mint would take you down, Dummy, what are you talking about?
Riley would laugh in your face.
Riley would just be eating popcorn in the corner.
Yes.
Get him, Mint. It's so fucking stupid. Did you see what she did to Ralph? I'd rather you would just be eating popcorn in the corner. Get a mint.
It's so fucking stupid.
Did you see what she did to Ralph?
I don't want to rape mints.
Okay, well then why were you saying it?
Yeah, then why are you saying that?
That didn't get the reaction that you were hoping for, did it?
Also, Vito's tried to be an edgelord for most of his life.
I should point this out.
This is a very important part of the story.
Is that I still get grief from people for being associated with Vito because Vito joked about raping children on Twitter and when people
called him on it he doubled down and said, no, I'm definitely going to do that. And so people like
Dick Maddison and myself know those are jokes. He's not actually doing that. But then for him
to understand that this is a joke that Riley's doing is so hypocritical
and it makes it impossible for us to defend the guy anymore because I do get grief with
my association with Vito.
When we did Hackamanian, we invited Vito and Dick to Hackamania.
Even Melton was getting grief for that.
Like Vito's not an easy guy to be associated with because of the shit that he says and does. And now he's being a fucking pussy like this? Unacceptable.
I don't know how to deal with it. Oh, and then I tweeted Adam the other day
because he wrote something about how, well, it must be easy to make money when
you have Mannix and stuttering John to clown talking about me and Dick. I'm like,
you calling me a one-trick pony motherfucker I'm coming to your property. So I tweeted that because
how else do you respond to the guy at this point? And producer Chris is gonna
steal up to $945 worth of shit. Yes we're gonna price it out I'll be on eBay checking it
yeah I'm gonna go with 17 bucks for that hammer. Okay. I'll bring my axe
Yes, please. We need to we need to pillage. I think you're good at that Lars. Yes. Here's the last clip
I have and this is from the dick show and
Dick is so annoyed with veto because veto is trying to
Project something that's happening. That's not, and Dick's too smart for this,
and so he's gonna call him out on it.
Dick's had people visit his house before.
He's had people come to his house.
He doesn't like it.
He does not invite people to his house
that he doesn't know.
And Dick is armed, so you don't want to.
Dick is armed, too.
Yeah, well, she's got a couple guns.
So you do have to be careful with that
But this is a ridiculous thing. I just liked Dicks reaction to it
He says he's gonna do it it seems like a lot of effort I want to thousand miles to do what I want to be
Yeah, that's the other thing too. They live in Kentucky
It's not like he's down the street from Vito lives in LA. So it doesn't make any fucking sense. Very clear
Yeah, okay. Yeah, you don't you don't want to set boundaries for your fans and that's fine. Oh fuck you
What are you talking about? I don't want to set back
See, this is what you do you frame everybody's position in this way that degrades and demeans them
You have absolutely no respect for how people really absolutely you come at them hard you you go
That's exactly how you started every conversation
You started with you know, like setting your fans because I absolutely set boundaries
Lying and misrepresenting what they've said to you
I am not and in public. I am not Patriot
I'm really glad the Dicks never got this upset with me. I would not want to be on the business end of that shit
Yeah, this is great, and it sounds pretty accurate. I don't know the entire story or history of these guys, but uh oh yeah
I've met dick. I bet Vito. Yeah, we've hung out with guys. We know the deal the stories check it out
Yeah, I've met dick. I bet Vito. Yeah, we've hung out with guys. We know the deal stories check it out
Why mint is pissed what Riley's intentions are
Told you let's do one which one, okay one. Which one? Okay. I love it. What did I lie about? Rattles off four things off the
top of his head. All right. What do you want to start with? Let's get into it. I wanted
to see how long that list was going to go. Yeah. I mean, Vito interrupted him. That's
why it ended where it did. Let's start with one and we'll end with one. So yeah, I don't
know what to make of this. I'm interested in what people think about this whole Vito
thing, but they went out and and they did biggest problem after this happened
they did a biggest problem Friday and
Dick brought up Riley and mint and veto just shuts down and stops talking. Yeah, as it's just like well, what are we doing?
We're doing a comedy show and there's things I can bring up and you'll just stop talking
You're my co-host. He's broken. Yeah, it's bad
You're my co-host. He's broken. Yeah, it's bad. The cunt won't even look at me. Right. This is very much like an Opie and Anthony kind of falling out scenario that we're seeing right here.
If you're interested in this drama, it's not this past dick show, but the one before that,
it's almost four hours long. This starts about an hour and a half into it, where Vito shows up and
they get into it and Ethan Ralph calls in a bunch of other people and it's
It's interesting. It's interesting to say the least cuz I don't know where this is gonna end up
I don't know what the future of biggest problem universe is if veto is gonna figure this out
Figure out these completely in the wrong on this and he looks foolish. We'll find out. You know what?
Maybe Lars will co-host maybe Lars can be on although
It's very possible that Lars would become a wolf how
No
Eddie what's going on? Hey
You know who the fuck knows are you have you been following this veto drama?
Yeah, you know I'm a big fan of that show. I'm a fan of the dick show and biggest problem
I like both of the creators separately and it is wild to me to see
veto behave like this
Considering normally he's you know, just a shit poster and you know can understand the line between a joke and
Or at least I thought.
I don't know.
I'm hoping this is all a bit.
There's a bonus episode of Biggest Problem Tonight,
I assume after this.
So we'll see what happens.
We'll see what happens.
I'll tune into the bonus episode for sure,
because on the biggest problem this week,
Dick's like, well, we gotta do something to reset this.
We gotta figure this out.
And Vito goes, well, let's do a bonus episode. Dick's like, no, no, to do something to reset this. We got to figure this out. And Vito goes, well, let's do a bonus episode.
Dick's like, no, no, no, it's beyond a bonus episode.
Like we got to really reset what's going on here
because we've lost a lot of credibility with the people.
And then, you know, he was pissed before all this happened
because of the fucking blocking the people
who are supporting them and giving them money.
Dick's like, well, we're going to definitely
make class money now.
Thanks for that.
Great job, Vito.
Anyway, that's where we're at and we'll be tuned in to see what happens.
But before we tune in to see what happens, we got to poke a dabbler.
We do.
Andy, are you ready to poke a dabbler?
Yeah, who's this Lars guy?
Has he ever poked a dabbler?
No, Lars is not.
Shut up, woman!
Okay, sorry. That was a nice compliment, actually.
Alright, let's get into it. Everyone's favorite game show.
It's time for everyone's favorite new game show.
To poke a dabbler.
Are you ready to poke a dabbler are you ready to poke a dabbler I don't admit when I make a
mistake and by the way you dumb fuck you got something else wrong it wasn't Vince who sent me that thing that you violated Florida law.
It wasn't even Vince.
It wasn't.
It was me. I sent myself the drugs.
He's texting me. I hope he loves my scroll.
God, that claw hand. to me. I hope he loves my scroll.
God, that claw hand. It's so bizarre. Every time he's using his right hand, his left hand kind of gets a go log with it.
Move up for some reason.
It's from generations of acts.
That's probably what it is. Yes.
Vince, you like my scroll? Vince the racist slaughter?
aka Downsy?
Remind me of an update.
I was like, what's going on with Vince?
And they lost it.
Vince on the show was like, how they use this baby program stream yard, and they have the
scroll and the scroll so annoying.
Well, I hope it's really annoying for you today Vince
skull
So
I'll play you some events, but then and I'm also Stevie Lou
DMs me. Okay, let's just this is too funny
Hold on. I
Mean this guy is such a fucking loser.
What did John say next?
Here are your choices.
Number one, I'm just going to ignore this loser.
B, singing, I'm a loser baby
I can't say that next line
Next Kevin should just have me on his show instead
For I should just post another picture of his wife
And lastly what a fucking loser. Okay, I thought it was gonna be next. I really liked Leslie. I'm gonna go with Leslie. What a fight. He's such a
loser. What a fucking loser. What do you think, Andy? I think he's gonna sing like he always
does. Okay, so I'm a loser baby
And then he realizes he can't say the next line to the back song producer Chris
I will go with next Kevin should have yeah, that was my original take on a lot of people saying lastly
There's a next in there
Christian Blatt says it's gonna be number four post another picture of his wife. All right
Let's find out
Stevie Lou DMs me. Okay. Let's just this is too funny
Hold on. I
Mean this guy is such a fucking loser and I was I was gonna just post another picture of his wife
Of course he was Strong Viking tactic Was gonna just post another picture of his wife
Christian is a cheater. I don't know
Looks like he got it. So we lost didn't we we did well at least Cardiff isn't here to gloat. Yeah, thank God
You know, I'm not contrary to public belief. I'm not bet. You know, I'm not that big of a dick I did it after he said, but you can't say post another picture was why I'm right because I'm a good guy
Fucking idiot. I stop at seven. Yeah, what a moron
Believe I'm not bet. You know, I'm not that big of a dick. I did it after he said
your mom's box
What the fuck is going on here? Hold on
What's oh no, okay shit thought I lost you guys for saying
Claw
So this idiot
Does he even know it's there?
Okay, fuck is going on here so look at
his idiot rights to me talk about me more you pathetic big talk about me more
you fucking pathetic loser mention my name on your show every day and have
quad father on while you do it too too Ha ha ha ha hey, that's a good idea
How did that work for you John that's all for this time come back next time to find out if you are man enough
to poke a
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Sit, Eugene, sit.
Good dog.
I wonder if Eugene's been erased from the internet like Cardiff has.
I hope Eugene's been erased from the internet like Cardiff has Hmm. Hope Eugene's doing okay still
So what I mean, I don't hear from Cardiff anymore, which is fine
But I'd hate to see if like Eugene has been hurt by this ban
I have to tell you when Lars made his debut on OJ in the morning on Sunday
I was laying in bed with my wife
and that was on my iPad.
I went, holy shit, look at what Curtis is doing right now.
And I showed it to Jen and we, quite amused.
Well done, Lars.
Is that the first time you discussed a potato in bed?
I think it might have been, yes.
I think it probably was.
Interesting.
Yes, interesting indeed. Guys. What have we done today? I feel like we've done most of it
We talked talked to uh with Hayley Welch still trying to figure out
What's gonna happen with her career not quite sure about it?
had the new diss track from
Patty broken skull yeah, are you okay?
I'm doing okay.
I'm gonna be alright.
I just need to curl up with a giant slice of pizza and I'll goodbye.
How I like how even he's calling you Lady K now.
Yeah, it's pretty good, isn't it?
It really hurts me a lot.
Howard Stern was taking some shots at Aubury Plaza in a very subtle way for some
reason.
Stilto, Aaron Imholt really got embarrassed out of show and then tried to spin it as if
the opposite happened, which is maddening.
I don't know anyone is that guy's friend.
Johnny, did you hear me call him a rat?
Fuck piece of shit.
Him claiming victory after that back and forth is insane.
Vito Giswoldi's lost his fucking mind.
I don't know what he's thinking
or he keeps doubling down on it.
He really just needs to come out and go,
guys, look, I'm not happy with myself.
I'm overweight.
People are calling me a pig and it's bothering me.
And I've had a lot of emotions and I lashed out
and I did the wrong thing and I'm not in control
and I need to get my shit together.
Okay. If I was his PR advisor, that's what I would tell him to do And I lashed out and I did the wrong thing and I'm not in control and I need to get my shit together, okay?
If I was his PR advisor That's what I would tell him to do because out of the how you come out of this
Being this edgelord guy who talks about all this crazy shit, and then yeah, you know what?
What if we had bad stuff to you? You can't say that to me
fucking weird man
So you know what that means it's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
This is a show that's been on my radar for years and we've never covered it. It's been
suggested many times. Most recently by Leonard Smalls on Reddit suggested this one.
I just think that, you know, it's hard to piece together these serial killers.
Like God love a Pat Oswald's wife who passed away.
Michelle McNamara, who was like,
wrote the golden state killer book and basically is, you know, solved it.
But like, how did you keep interest in that for so long? I'm like,
it's never going to get solved. I would give up on it really fast.
The serial killer stuff, I'd be like, how would we ever know?
There were no fingerprints.
There's no DNA.
We're never going to catch them.
I would just let it.
I'll kind of detect it.
Pass it on to Joe down the hall.
My cases would go cold in like a week.
I'd be like, I don't know.
I give up.
I can't even get people to volunteer for bagels at school.
How am I going to get figure this crime out?
I'm like, there's no clue that I can see this way until it strikes again.
This show that's called for crying out is hosted by Stephanie Wilder Taylor and Adam
Corolla's ex-wife Lynette.
Christian Blatt will be joining us to break down all things For Crying Out Loud.
This was on my radar back when I was listening to Adam Corolla and they were still married
and they'd promote her show on his show all the time.
And you know, I've had my issues with Adam Corolla, but for the most part, I'm a fan and they were so married and they'd promote her show on his show all the time and You know
I've had my issues with Adam Corolla
but for the most part I'm a fan of his and
I didn't want to be too harsh on his wife who got a show just because she's you know
Married to Adam and put it on the network, but I'm interested to see what she's talking about now
I can't believe the show is still going actually
Be interesting to to check that out.
Annie, thanks for hopping on with us.
I know we got some reviews coming up in just a moment.
Anything you want to plug before we get there?
I just did a episode with Birch the Great just talking Fortnite and stuff.
You can catch it on my YouTube channel, what is this game, at youtube.com slash at w itgs very good
How can we guys never talk about that game road blocks?
Roblox
Lars yes anything you want to plug while you're here
8pm tonight subreddit surfing returns to rumble nice subreddit surfing on rubble
We're back tonight watching street fights. Oh
Can't watch on YouTube. I was gonna say I've been talking to Vinnie about this
It's actually exciting that they're going to rumble exclusively
Because there's a lot of things that YouTube won't let you get away with that rumble doesn't give a fuck about
Yes, I'll be watching some really cool subreddits. There will be asked tonight
about. So they'll be watching some really cool subreddits. There will be ass tonight. Awesome. I did a big thing today. You noticed that I had to watch Rumble for Dick's show and Rumble's super
annoying with ads when you're trying to like skip to a certain spot in the video. So I signed up for
Rumble premium. I'm a Rumble premium guy now. Look at me. Show off. Me and Carter for Rumble guys.
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Watch out.
So please join us again next time.
It might be the episode we find out once and for all.
Who are these podcasts?
Sleepover Pony.
Party in the must-fits of morning radio.
And now this show is over now.
Great show.
Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone.
And that's the end of the show. All right, let's read some reviews. Listen to some voicemails.
Annie, we have any new reviews you can read for us?
Yeah, I got one coming in from two days ago from Betsy and Ari. The title is Unfunny Incels.
No idea why anyone would want to listen to unfunny maggots who tear down the accomplishments of others
White guys the world is your privileged oyster in this is how you spend that capital
They think they're being edgy and honest
But they're just advertising to the world that their unloved hateful empty people such a sad outdated comedic point of view do better I
Hope that's a five star
For this person is it no they really use white guys as it was an insult white guys
colon I'm just as God made me ma'am I see what's a woman who wrote that all
right Betsy and Ari so probably two of them. That's hilarious. Very, very good stuff.
Sorry, I apologize for my race.
All right, let's check out some voicemails.
Mario Bosco calling into the show.
That's always exciting.
What's up, Bob Gala?
It's your boy Mario Bosco.
I got a phone call from this phone number and I think they said it
was from someone named Aaron, but I couldn't tell if it was Aaron or Aaron. Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron Aaron
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So I should explain it a lot of new listeners to the show these days
When we first started having voicemails on the show and doing review girls and reading reviews people complained about that being part of the podcast
Always want to hear reviews. Why are you listening to voicemails? Why we listen to the reviews?
So I said I'll tell you what I'll put it in after the end of the show if you want to voicemails? Why are we listening to the reviews? So I said, I'll tell you what
I'll put it in after the end of the show if you want to stick around and listen to it
You can but don't worry the show's over so you could just leave at that point
And so now it's a bit that we say the show's over now
We're gonna do reviews and voicemails, but I've been doing it for so long. I haven't really explained why we do it this way
It's no knock on the voicemails or the reviews or the review girls for that matter
I should point out the so the shows just long and self referential at this point
Yes, correct get the cheese people always think haters are miserable. It's a cope hating is a lot of fun
I know that that is a thing where they go
Oh, you just want to listen things you hate and just dislike things like yeah, that's
We're having fun.
We're enjoying it. Okay. Um, real quick, I gotta tell you a funny, a funny thing. Um,
do you know about closing logos? Well, there's one in particular called Dick Tied in Bed where it's like zooms in it's like a
kid in bed and it zooms out of this window and these angelic boys just goes
Dick you should look it up sometimes pretty funny. Alright this guy called it a
few times he called back with more about this. Are you familiar with closing logos
anyone? Alright let's see what else he has to say.
Hey, it's Dan from Brooklyn. So I gotta say I was tired of Lady K and I'm pretty excited about JDI.
Just do it of course. And Stuttering John I think needs a nickname as well. We could call him like
STH. Stuttering Toothless Pack. And then what you have here is JDI versus STH which is kind of like the
Jedi versus the Sith.
Just throwing it out there.
Wow.
I think you're overthinking it.
I saved over the voicemail I was trying to play.
That was the wrong voicemail of what I just set up because the guy who called in talking about this
closing logos so I looked it up and he called back and he said this is the one
to check out so I did this is I didn't know about this
so that's it there's a kid in bed and then it just says Dick and it like zooms out of
his window.
I remember that.
You do remember that.
I do.
Related to Dick Clark?
No.
No?
No. Dick spells the name with a C-K-M. It's just D-I-C.
No, but DC Industries. Something like that. He did have a company.
Did he?
It sounds familiar looks
familiar whatever you know so much about dick how dare you very impressive hey
Carl I was listening to an old point double point and the idea was passed
around John being on a reality TV show and god damn it I would love if he got
on Survivor that would be the best season by far. Oh my god, just watching him flounder in three feet water as he pretends to
swim to the shore when they drop them off the boat and just
stare aimlessly into the fucking sky as people build
a fire because he can't do **** God, please, someone set him
up with an agent. I want that to happen so bad. That's
actually a very funny idea. I think John any reality show would be funny
There's a missed opportunity by Hollywood right now
They're missing out on the opportunity to have John just be a an idiot survivor be a good one
He's a big star. He is a big star. He can be on any of these
Reality shows with celebrities on them or you can go on cooking with Jack
cooking with
He'd also make any game show better too if he's on like
$25,000 pyramid and he's got to give the clues to the contestant
He would be great on any of these shows
he would add an element
I'd watch it
I don't know
don't tell anyone
that dick closing was
inspector gadget and GI Joe
oh wow
oh
kids love dick
got that right
Carl I always appreciate that you pay my calls
especially since fucking brand Brandon has been giving me
the cold shoulder on the boner line, whatever.
I'm still bringing my son's eyeballs to Detroit
for Blind Mike, but I'm calling to say,
take a big kudos to that caller that said,
stucco my taco muchacho.
I might have peed a little bit.
It's pretty funny.
I think it should be a drop. All right, all right
Very good. See you in Detroit
Looking forward to it producer Chris is making a note. So there you go
We got some feedback on
Pink chicken and the lazy man. Oh, did we we did some you don't say a lot of voicemails last night
I got home from my band practice and what I do on Tuesday nights after rehearsal is and it was a long
rehearsal because we have a show this weekend if you're in Western New York
come see us at Johnny's Irish Pub Saturday night 8 p.m. two sets from the
Isatops so I got home late and I pull up my voice on oh there's a lot of
voicemails to go through oh boy and there are a lot of them like this
dude
The fucking cunt and that dude who were on making fun of that that retard trying to cook
They were worse than he was quite possibly that's gonna go down in the fucking record book as the worst
WTP segment I've ever heard. I don't know why you were so patient with them. Holy fuck, Carl.
That broad needs to be made fun of. Bye. I didn't think she was the worst
of the two. I didn't think she was the main problem. But I stopped keeping track after a while. I'm
just like, can we stop talking over the clips, please? was so rough and I add the editor I honestly haven't listened back to the
segment because I'm nervous about it but I asked him to clean it up he claims
that he did I haven't listened to what it sounded like for the audio those
people both reached out to me when you gonna put the club on YouTube I don't
think that's gonna happen I don't think it's salvageable for YouTube so I'll
have to let them know
But I just I was taking a chance. I assume the podcast is in our podcast. He works, right?
we can introduce their guy and have them explain it but
They wanted to go so deep. They were excited. They were excited. I think so to talk about their guy. Here's some more about them
Hey Carl Long Iron's here. I know you're
a big one of your biggest beef is on podcasts when people are talking over
each other. And I think you know what's coming next. King Chicken and Lazy Man.
Wow, you kind of lost control of that show. Even producer Chris was trying to
step in and calm them down. And but the thing is I it was hard to hate them because they had such
You know enthusiasm and stuff for what they were talking about and actually the content of that about chef guys
Could be funny, but wow, they just would not shut up
Anyway, thank you. Puck you Mike. Yeah, they they were very excited. They want to tell you all the things they knew
For the the entire time that they were very excited. They want to tell you all the things they knew for the the entire time that they were on
For sure. Here's uh some more observations about
Carl is the Hebrew hammer here that pink chicken plot from that awful cooking segment you did
Sounds exactly like Christine Olsen
Sounds exactly like Christine Olsen's playback. Awful.
Oh no, that's not good.
Low blow, sir.
That's definitely not good.
So I mentioned I haven't listened to the editing job that Ed did, and it's nice.
The way I record these shows is I have separate tracks for the people on StreamYard, our guests,
and the clips that we're playing.
So in post you can go in and and someone's talking over a clip,
you can take that right out and let the clip play
and kind of fix some things.
I'm hoping a lot of that took place.
Here is an audio listener responding to that segment.
I normally don't complain about the bits
that you have on the show,
but this cooking with Jade bit that you guys had
was fucking obnoxious as hell.
Who were those two people
anyways that were on your show? Pink chicken, pink man? I don't remember. But holy shit,
that was terrible. Thank you. As an audio listener, I wasn't even able to follow half
the time. And what the fuck was the pronounciation of these words? This girl consortium heterogeneous, not a perfect correct.
Call me back.
All right.
Well, that's unfortunate.
Thanks for bearing with me, everyone.
I'm experimenting with try some new things from time to time.
Swing and abyss.
It sure was Lars Lars is harsh like Sondre and John.
He's a Viking.
Yeah. He's from the Moandis family
The pink chicken and
Not joy either apparently it's fucking pigments and real fucking pink man
So BPG called me and I was in the middle of something
So, you know like when someone calls you and you can do like a quick response through tax just like hey
can I call you back later so I hit that and
You know, I don't hear from bang for this guy all that often
But whatever I was gonna call him back and I get a text
He's like, oh sure. I was trying to call your voicemail line. So it would be really funny if I just answered the phone
He's like oh sure I was trying to call your voicemail line, so it would be really funny if I just answered the phone He's like
Dude you're talking to me like what do we it's a weird way to start a conversation
All right
We got a bill maher song parody idea okay for all you song parody people out there
I'm not I'm not a musician, but uh this is a good idea for a parody song. I think I had
But uh, this is a good idea for a parody song. I think I had
Sitting on a podcast I'm little gals with bad intent
Pot smoking Jewish nose
Yeah, that's the idea that's the general general idea. I like it. I think you nailed it, sir. I don't think you have to go any further than that.
But if someone wants to do it, I wouldn't stop them. That's funny.
Oh, chat GPT. We've been talking about it a lot because Howard Stern is utilizing it to make his show even worse.
And they just culled the voicemail. Okay, so I'm using chat GPT to help me write a script
for this voicemail.
I loaded in there who are these podcasts,
Carl Hamburger, be sure to talk about how bad
Stuttering John is and how good producer Chris's hair is.
Great.
All right.
Hey Carl, it's Scott. Just wanted to call in and say how
much I love the show. You guys make tearing apart terrible podcasts in art form. Seriously,
if stuttering John were any worse, I think the Geneva Convention might have to get involved.
How does he keep finding new ways to be this bad? It's like he's on a mission to break podcasting
and not in a good way.
And while we're talking about perfection,
shout out to producer Chris.
I don't know what's more impressive,
his production skills or his hair.
His hair.
Does he have a personal wind machine
or is his conditioner just made out of unicorn tears?
Whatever it is, that means a work of art.
Anyways, keep doing the Lord's work, guys.
Can't wait to hear who roasts the,
can't wait to hear you roast the next batch
of dumpster fire podcasts.
You're a cunt.
I added that last part,
Pachette GPG one, but that last part was me., I can tell you were improvising a little bit there sir. I could tell there's an ad lib
That he obviously didn't give chat GPT a time limit
Right 45 seconds. He should have but it shouldn't be a prompt in there right good point. Thank you Lars Lars knows the show already
It's impressive
You guys want to hear more feedback about?
pink lady Carl the the show already. It's impressive. You guys want to hear more feedback about Pick Lady?
Carl, the last episode was the content was good, but holy shit, the co-hosts. I'd rather listen to
an episode with Huzy and Paco co-hosting. Wow. David sounds like a low rent Nargua the human serviette and the other two whose names I refuse to learn
Just sounds like any generic show that you guys would have referenced
Biggest problem has become completely un-listenable
So feature them as cringe of the week more and please up your quality so I don't have to go to Greenland
Okay and please up your quality so I don't have to go to Greenland by myself. Okay.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Bye.
Fair enough.
Yes.
I've been hearing from a lot of people.
They're concerned about what's going on over at the Biggest Problem.
And rightfully so, I would say.
Carl, I've been catching up on some episodes.
And I have to agree with Stunt Joe, man.
You really are a guest lighting your audience.
Rush never tried to make a rap song.
Oh, come on.
They just had like two verses of sort of talked out lyrics.
It's not a rap song.
Okay.
Eddie Lee talks about it in his book.
Are you writing history?
Okay, stop gaslighting your audience.
It's silly, enough.
Also, Steely Dan is awesome.
I was just gonna say he sounds like a Steely Dan Pan Sounds like someone a steely Dan Pan would say
Rushed in to write a rap song
Get the fu- Get the fu- Are you fucking with me?
Get the fuck up
Yes, correct. They thought it was gonna be a thing
It wasn't
Hey, we have a new female
I don't know if there's a new listener, but there's a female listener
Giving me some Vic vibes, I gotta tell ya
Hey Carl, Becca from Virginia here I wanted to apologize for eating so much I don't know if there's a new listener was a female listener giving me some Vic vibes. I gotta tell you
Hey Carl back from Virginia here
I wanted to apologize for being so worked up about that jackass only putting happy effort into making butter. Nope. Nope. Nope
I've calmed down
I wanted to say I went over to Opie's recent podcast and I'm happy to report that he's still trying to stay relevant
To people in my age group by jumping on the bandwagon that he looks like the most recent Trump supporter.
And it's been a long time since I've listened in, but he stutters more than stuttering John
now.
Love the show man.
Me and my brother listen all the time.
Call me back.
He does stutter a lot now.
It's very odd what he's up to.
Did you know, MLC Kevin Brennan had, I believe, Ray DeVito on, and they were sniping Opie yesterday.
Which you know that Opie's up to no good if MLC is sniping you.
And I wanted to show this to everybody.
I'm pretty proud of the work that I've done.
Sorry, I wasn't ready to, I wasn't prepared to do this so let me find it here
so this is opi's show yesterday car did you catch any of this
I did not opi's wearing this weird white fro wig with glasses and a van halen shirt and then matt the owner has this weird lion's mane thing main thing main thing these trying to pull off with sunglasses
And then you got Ron the waiter on there was telling some story that never ended and Opie put my comment up on the screen
I
Wrote does this story have an end and there it is
showing up on
Opie radio look at me
Part of the show finally, you know, you've made it. I
mean, obviously, cars been a part of the show before, but I'm just proud of myself for being
a part of it. Finally, big deal. It's not a big deal. People are gonna be like, I knew
it. Carl's still hoping fan. Deluxe call again. Lady K. Deluxe. What the hell did you and producer Chris create? I've had this two-year ongoing
nothing
Neck pain issue. I'm out fucking dying Saturday Sunday and Monday
There's like seven seven and a half hours of devil verse content
That's all freaking good and entertaining it's
crazy fucking awesome gotta say it fucking puppet to keep killing it fly
Mike I got into he's fucking awesome trying to explain that ludicrous trying
to explain there's a fucking puppet and there's a blind dude commenting on
social media only one who sucks is Vince the lawyer. You are creepy, bro. Peace
Very well put so much dabble verse content including
Subreddit surfing happening in 15 minutes over on rumble. She's yes. I should get over there
All right, thank you for joining us Annie. Thanks for being on here. Let's get out
Thank you for tuning in was a good episode.