Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep555 - For Crying Out Loud
Episode Date: September 22, 2024It’s long overdue but we’re finally checking out Adam Carolla’s ex-wife’s podcast. Lynette Carolla and her friend Stefanie cackle about nonsense, tell each other how great they are, and get co...nfused by TV shows. It’s cute that rich women who have nannies and unlimited resources can act like they know what it’s like to raise children. Christian Bladt joins the show to discuss how their children are in college now and no longer live in mansions. How do they do it? Kevin Brennan is not doing well in the guest department. Ryan Hoppe, the loser who had Chad Zumock on his show that no one listens to, was actually playing 4-D chess and we fell right into his trap. The Action Boyz have some criticisms for us after listening to our review of their show. Joe Collins likes our hot sauce! Paddy Brokenskull is taking a victory lap. Stuttering John shows us once again why he’s the worst podcaster in the biz as he fumbles his way through a disjointed and frankly horny interview of IvySupersonic. And finally another round of To Poke A Dabbler, Internet News, and your voicemails. Get Magic Mind - https://www.magicmind.co/WATPSHOW20 use code WATPSHOW20 for 20% off your purchase or 48% off a subscription Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop Christian Bladt YouTube – https://www.youtube.com/@thebladtcast3174 Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Loud. This was a suggestion from Leonard Smalls. We have both listened separately. We've not
discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by Lynette Corolla
and Stephanie Wilder Taylor with producer Kaylin Bean and
I just want to read the description now from what I could see
She's still going by Lynette Corolla even though her and Adam Corolla are divorced
Yeah, it's good for the brand and they do have a company called Corolla drinks that I think at one point
She was CEO. So I think she's got a stick with Corolla if you go to her Twitter
It says that she is the CEO of Corolla drinks. And I went, still,
is that how that works? It appears that Corolla drinks no longer exists.
If you go to Adam Corolla's website and you want to get some drinks,
it's like this product is no longer available. So I'm guessing with the divorce.
How are we going to get, how are we going to get Mangria?
Mangria discontinued. I have a feeling that with the divorce he just like yeah, it's fine the thing that you do
I don't need it so go find something else to do yeah anyway
I want to read the description of the show because this is the longest run-on sentence
I've ever read for a show description. You're gonna think this is three or four sentences
I promise you this is just one sentence it says
Lynette Carolla and Stephanie Wilder-Taylor are two mothers of twins just trying to not eff it up.
In this raucous hour of conversation, they, along with producer Cam and Bean, a father of two young
girls, cover a range of topics from marriage, divorce, and the space in between to what they're
watching, where they're going, Target, and how they manage to look so damn good.
The format is informative, loose,
and most of all, entertaining.
And furthermore, did we mention?
There's a couple of lies in there.
I don't think there's any episode that's actually an hour.
And did you say attractive? They must've misspelled a different word that they wanted to have in there. I don't think there's any episode that's actually an hour. And did you say attractive? They must have misspelled a different word that they wanted to have.
Well, why don't we start there? Because this has been a show since 2010. Now you remember
that Adam Carolla very early to the podcasting game after getting fired from radio, people
refer to him as the pod father, although we all know that's Adam Curry, not Adam Carolla,
but whatever.
He was one of the first guys to actually build an audience
with podcasting, so you gotta give it to him.
And I guess he gave his wife a show,
because like, hey, I'll give you something to do too,
you and your friend, you can do this thing.
You're the CEO of this.
Yes, and they actually did a live show
with that Carolla and her friend Stephanie,
and there's just a little reel of this to
show you how exciting it was. I want to give everyone a taste of what kind of
show this is gonna be for us.
He can talk about how he's the best oral receiver.
He brags that he's good at getting oral sex.
That's Lynette talking about how Adam brags about being good at receiving oral sex.
Now how would you describe the venue that they're in producer Chris?
large coffee shop
Or a small restaurant. Yeah, I would like to cast a vote for a barbecue restaurant. It does look like a barbecue restaurant. Yes
They're seated by the potato bar
painting with a horse in it, so there's just three high top stools on maybe a stage,
maybe not, and a PA system.
And they're just sitting there with their microphones
and chatting, and it gets wild.
Yes.
But you know what?
How hard is it to get oral sex?
I think the oddest thing is to be sitting here
chatting about our lives,
and people are just having burgers and fries.
Somebody's going, pass the ranch dressing.
And we're like, oh, Adam's good at getting oral sex?
I mean, put the ranch down would've been funnier.
Has anyone ever passed the ranch dressing in a restaurant?
What the fuck is going on here?
Well, I knew she was in trouble
when she had to tag with fries.
Yeah, people are just eating their burgers.
Some people have fries in their mouth right now.
Am I right, folks?
There's a pickle over there.
I feel like we should take a question before...
Listen to that reaction.
That's sweet like a mother fucker.
Listen to this.
I feel like we should take a question before...
I feel like we have some questions from some of the people that are here.
From the audience?
Her question is, what advice do you have
for a couple who has just decided
to start trying to have a family?
Why would you ask us that question?
Get it?
Because they don't know what they're doing either, guys,
right?
That's hilarious.
When the girl has very big boobs.
Does everyone notice that?
Yeah.
I didn't notice that until right now.
Yes.
And I was in a room with her once, no idea.
Okay, so you're very aware of that,
of the size of her breasts is what you're telling us?
That's what I'm trying to say.
Okay.
There is a new baby, god damn it,
those things are cock blockers.
Ray's clapping, why would Ray be clapping for that?
Why is Ray here?
You should be avoiding getting women pregnant
at all costs, Ray.
Sound advice.
Stefan for crying out loud.
What's up with dick pics?
Oh my god.
Yeah.
Don't get me started on the unsolicited dick pics.
I want to get you started on dick pics. I don't get it. You're not going to go like,
I got to get on that immediately. Do you guys, tell us, do guys say, they do?
Yes. I have an intern intern her whole job is just deleting
unsolicited dick pics on our website.
You wouldn't think you're like oh they have matching necklaces how cute.
It's called the Vesper by Crave. Sorry, I just laid it. I turned it on and laid it on top of the microphone. Let's hear it.
So that's Lynette's voice.
That's her real voice I think.
I just want to get people comfortable with this as we listen to these clips coming up.
I crave.
Sorry, I just laid it. I turned it on and laid it on top of the microphone. Let's hear it.
Is she about to dive into the pool? Like take the nose plug off.
Why you duck?
Might be a little easier to hear what you're saying.
Well at least they're covering ground that nobody's talked about before like unsolicited dick pics
I don't know that any female podcast has ever covered that so I'm glad you want to go there
Unsolicited dick pics. I don't think you want to get me started on that. Okay here
I go and way to set the table. What's up with dick pics? Yeah, you guys hear about this dick pics?
Alright so I'm gonna start off the most recent episode dropped yesterday
And it's very confusing of when they do shows and where they do shows where you can find them
They're even confused by this
What's up everybody?
It's for crying out loud. It is for crying out loud. We love you guys. Oh my god
We had fun on our Tuesday episode
Yeah, we did and we're gonna have a great time on our Wednesday
With LB on our Thursday. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, we will and and our patreon with LB. Mm-hmm
And now this is today's Friday though. Yeah, so we already did it. Yes
Kailin you have any updates about your life? Oh boy. That's how they start it. They're like, oh, today's Friday and we're gonna have fun on Wednesday.
And that drops on Thursday and it's Patreon. And I went, these people need a Patreon?
Did you check that out at all, Christian?
I saw that there was a Patreon and I like doing my homework for this show, but not enough that I was gonna give them money for it.
They have 1,826 paid members on Patreon, which I was actually impressed by.
It's like, oh, that's a significant number. They're making a little bit of money on there.
When the free content is this terrible, you can't imagine for people paying for extra.
How many people signed up seven, eight years ago and just forgot? It's just five bucks off the
credit card every month and they just totally forgot about it
There's a really weird photo of Stephanie on the patreon. Yeah, this is um
Not that flattering. There's a weird tooth-to-gum ratio thing
Going on here
She's not she's not an unattractive person
No, why would this be the photo of her?
Perhaps this was her audition for the horror film smile.
Yes, I was actually thinking this is the thing nightmares are
made of. So jaws, the crowd the same page with that. All right.
What did you pick up on? Chris, you listen to a bunch of
episodes of this.
I did. Yeah. And they said that they had fun on their Tuesday show.
I did not, but that was one of the first ones I listened to.
So I want to give a podcasting lesson for everyone out there.
Carl?
Did you watch the Emmy Awards?
I did not.
Hey, Chris, did you watch the Emmy Awards?
No, sir.
OK, I didn't either, so I guess we shouldn't talk about it.
However, if it's this show and you didn't watch the Emmy Awards you do what we find in my clip one
Wait, did you watch the Emmys last night? I didn't did you know?
I watched the highlights this morning. Okay, who hosted them? I don't know. It's unclear
I was trying to figure that out. I watched good morning, America
I don't know. I don't know who hosted it. Yeah, we lost our
What do you call our producer?
Do they start talking to producers like where'd he go? It's a guy to go get water
He gets up for water a lot and it's a it's a 50 minute show or 55 and we'll talk about how I don't believe they
Do any take twos or any editing they just kind of record and then when it the bell hits they're like, alright, we're done
so
Kalen
Definitely does the most work on the show
Yeah, he's the down just yeah
Just like every show every show the guy with the word producer in his name obviously does the most work on the show. Yeah, he's the guy. Yeah, just like every show.
Every show, the guy with the word producer in his name obviously does all the work.
We know that.
But Kaelin's like Jamie from Joe Rogan.
But if Rogan was an idiot who didn't know anything and had to have constant fact checking
of things that they're trying to talk about.
So one of the things that they're waiting for is yeah who hosted the Emmys?
But they continue talking about the Emmys in clip 2 when Lynette wants to tell Stephanie
Something that she thinks she'd enjoy
Except she doesn't remember it.
Your pal won big last night.
I heard.
Yeah.
She's smart.
She had a funny line.
She said something like, can I'm paraphrasing, like, thank you.
This means a lot because they don't get a lot of attention.
It's kind of funny. Um, and the bear one big, um,
but for comedy for comedy. Oh, you okay. Dan, Levy and Dan,
Levy. Yeah. Father, son. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I didn't know. We don't know how they did. No, nobody's really talking about how they did. I
think they were just, I don't know. I didn't see it. So I can't. Why is this a topic of conversation?
What is going on? One person watched Good Morning America and now they want to summarize the Emmys
for us? Yeah. Look, I don't? They want to summarize the Emmys for us
Yeah, I look I don't think you have to watch the Emmys if you're gonna talk about it
But you might want to read an article about the Emmys
If you get to the point where who hosts it no idea next topic yeah
So I want to hear what the producer is
Mumbling to himself as he's getting water all the time
We're almost out of water god damn it
But in my clip three it seems like the problem is that even if Lynette had watched them
She wouldn't have been able to glean anything from it if she watched by herself as she discussed.
You can't watch Game of Thrones by yourself because you have to have somebody else go,
like you have to go like, wait, who's related to this king?
How did she become in power?
Blah, blah, blah.
Okay.
I have a clip on here that's related to that because they're talking about Dave Grohl for
a while and I have a bunch of clips on that. But then they transition away from Dave Grohl talk and it's
just a seamless, amazing transition. So anyway, what else are you watching? Any good shows?
These are people have nothing to talk about. Are you watching any TV shows is the question.
So this turns into a conversation about the show Shogun. Now, Shogun is a show
that is set in 1600 Japan. Now it's not historically accurate
or factual. Why would it be? It's just a TV show that takes
place in 1600. And so when that's concerned about even
trying to watch this show.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. okay I love history and I do love stuff like Shogun. I probably will like it, but I do feel stupid
Well, what is Shogun exactly? Okay. That was actually Stephanie saying I like history and stuff, but I'm gonna feel dumb
Japan that's a what is that a country?
And that's what the Japanese people live
Shogun came up also in the Tuesday episode and how they basically
had almost the same conversation. You know, you'd almost think
that they recorded this show right after that one and that's
why they didn't know what happened in the Patreon episode.
That's right. You know, yeah, the one they're looking
forward to Wednesday on Friday. Yeah. Yeah. But the fact that
they like so much about history is actually a good setup for my clip for now
Stephanie's husband used to work for the history channel and he's doing what everybody does that
used to work for any kind of traditional media. He's now doing a show on YouTube about history.
Nice. And Stephanie read the scripts and she talked a lot about how it was hard for her to
follow. But I think that she and Lynette work well
together to explain World War II to their audience in Cliff IV.
There's an episode about, you know, with Japan and, you know, the bombing and there's that,
like, you know, then there's the Germany.
That's about where I am.
Right.
You know, like, the bombing.
In general.
Right.
You know, the bombing.
The bombing. The World War II bombing. Right. You know, the Japan and the bombing. In general. Right. You know, the bombing.
The bombing.
The World War II bombing.
Right.
You know, the armies and stuff, the fighting.
Military.
Right.
How dumb is Stephanie?
I know exactly what bombing they're talking about.
When you say Japan and the bombing,
like, yeah, Pearl Harbor.
That's a very specific bombing that we're talking about here.
I thought they were talking about
Shohei Otani going 50-50.
All right, I'm glad you were here to explain it to me. They just did not get along, those two.
And some other people also didn't get along.
They were fighting and shit.
This is how I would be. Now what side was France... Now France was with... Okay, France was with the British, right? Like, what side be?
Yeah, the Axis of...
Axis of Evil? Yeah, Axis of Evil. Right like yeah, I'd be yeah the access of access access of evil access
More appropriate time to play that drop
The British the axis of evil Chris what's what's hard to follow here?
Is this their bit that they're stupid and that's all they got I hope not
It's it's not a great thing. They are pretty good at it Chris
Let's get into some some hot gas
Everyone's talking about Dave Grohl. You know he just came out made a statement that he impregnated a woman who's not his wife
I'm I've only just become a fan of him in the last week by the way
Pretty cool Not his wife. I've only just become a fan of him in the last week, by the way. This guy seems pretty cool.
I like Dave Grohl.
Food fighters aren't so bad.
Alright, so let's hear what the reaction is when they find out that a guy who's been a
rock star since 1991 was cheating on his wife.
Basically Dave Grohl, you know, Kailin.
It turned out that he has a baby out of wedlock.
Yeah, it came out last week.
Yeah, I was shocked.
You were?
I was shocked too, because white guys usually pull out.
It's one thing they were pretty good at.
So I was a little surprised that he would
take a risk like that.
But this I thought was the more embarrassing thing.
So they're talking about how Dave has this house in Encino.
And I think that Lynette lives in Encino as well.
And so they run into Dave when he's going to different businesses and stuff around
the neighborhood.
We share the same like Bermuda triangle of stores where my kids always
go to, there's like a Michael's and a Chili's and yeah, you know
Yes, anyway a lot of people have run into him like at Michaels menchies. Uh-huh. Hold on a second
They're surprised he impregnated a woman. I'm surprised. He's going to Michaels. Yeah, so new fabric store Dave girl
Is that where he's hanging out? It's like Howard Stern going to Guitar Center
What do you mean? He's at Michael? That's you shouldn't announce that to the world. He doesn't want that getting out. Probably. Maybe he does DIY condoms and
that's why he goes to Michael's and that's why he can't afford the good stuff. So Stephanie
is really trying to make it about her. This news about Dave Grohl? So I, I know some, I have somebody who's very close to me, who is very good friends with
a guy and worked with him.
And I had worked with this guy too, whose wife had an affair with Dave Grohl.
They had young twins at the time.
They literally lived in my neighborhood, like two blocks from me and she left her husband this this friend of a
very close person to me was really good friends with this guy.
How many people are involved?
I don't know but it just reminded me of this scene.
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.
She really wanted to be a part of this Dave Grohl story.
I knew a guy who knew another guy,
and that guy's wife was hanging out with Dave Grohl.
She's trying to, I think you guys could tell
just from that clip, she's explaining that
Dave has had some infidelity issues in the past.
So she knew another person.
And she's concerned.
Who had an affair.
Lynette cannot figure this out.
She is wildly confused by this.
But Dave went on me. on me was really upset like no
I don't this is not the same people as you were talking. It's not no no, it's different
No, your story was about different people. I think he just gets around
So this so that woman it wasn't like they didn't go on vacation with them no oh
My god, no your story was unrelated to my story
Then this is did we know this back when we did we did I think we both I thought we were individual stories about no
No, no. No, I think he just I think he is just a
Freaking horn dog. Yeah, he's sex addict. I know we throw that around
Other women's, sex addict. I know we throw that around. Oh my god. Other women is a sex addict. Now, what are you getting
horny for women who aren't your wife when he's a kind of
sex addict? How get some help? I swear.
It's hard to believe that somebody who would cheat on his
wife twice would cheat on his wife three times.
But it's like there's no way he did it three times.
Well, I mean there he's addicted to sex was like Erin Imm Immelt's addicted to cocaine. He did it four or maybe five times.
So pretty crazy.
Now, how old is Lynette Corolla?
Yeah, man.
Oh, he's a rock and roll musician.
I hate to say it cliche, but
a rock and roll musician.
The drummer from Nirvana is a rock and roll musician.
Okay.
He's one of those rock and rollers that I think I saw on the Sullivan show.
I don't much care for it.
I'm one of the rock and roll musicians. I'm a rock and roll musician okay. He's one of those rock and rollers that I think I saw on the Sullivan show
I don't much care for it. Yeah, these rock and roll musicians. They're unpredictable these guys you gotta watch who says that
Dummy and I can't stand her voice
I know you said that at the outset, but she could voice a cartoon that centers around a baby that does blow she's like
cartoon that centers around a baby that does blow she's like
Hear that we're coming up with ideas for you
Podcasting and do something more productive with your time. She's still confused all of us are following this this by the way This goes on for 20 minutes
I just cut out the little parts in here all of us can understand this he had a baby with a woman recently and years ago
Jennifer Stephanie or whoever she is don't do a a guy who knew a guy who do a thing.
And then this thing happened. She still can't figure it out.
I thought for some reason it was the same person, the same couple.
Definitely not.
It's not, she's telling you that it's a different person, a different couple.
And then this is how they wrapped this up.
Yeah.
How do you get someone pregnant?
You're a rock star.
I know.
Are you just like, oh, you're on the pill?
OK.
Right.
Wouldn't you just be like, absolutely no way
I'm getting you pregnant?
Wouldn't you use a condom every time?
Of course.
Yes, and especially when you have a wife at home.
Right, so you don't know what else is going on down there
Yeah, how naive are these women? What did you use a condom if you're having this sex outside of your marriage?
Yeah, I mean yeah, not if I want it to feel good
Really guys like I can't be so irresponsible. I can't believe that this guy wasn't happy being inside three vaginas
How could he go for a fourth one?
Yes. What else did you pick up on from this? I hope you enjoyed our history lesson earlier, because in my clip five, Lynette admits she doesn't know that much about history. But
fortunately, Stephanie just read an entire 19 page script that her husband wrote about the
Battle of Fredericksburg
So let's learn from Stephanie and cliff I I do know what the battle of Fredericksburg was now there you go
Like I could probably kind of explain it to you a little bit
For the union
Union
Stonewall Jackson was the Confederate leader of the Confederate troops and
Basically, we got our asses kicked because we hooded France and France is with Britain in this were
This guy Burnside
Yeah, who was one of the originators of like sideburns?
That's what they that's why they called him that yeah, so was it his real name
No, they called no his last name is really Burnside. I can't now I can't remember his first name. It's a
way see now you have to wait for the movie to come out.
But basically I know who was on what side and I know what mistakes were,
giant mistakes, big mistakes, huge mistakes. A lot of people died. Wow.
Yeah. This is like watching a documentary with a five year old and then ask him to sum it up afterwards.
Yes. I've learned more from drunk history than I just learned from drunks.
Yes.
Well, she knows all the mistakes,
but not the mistake of, hey, let's talk about it
here on the podcast.
So when I first checked out the show about a month ago
to make sure that this was going to be a good one to pull clips
from, Lynette was helping her daughter move into college.
Well, in this episode, Stephanie was helping her daughter move into college. Well, in this episode, Stephanie was helping her daughter
move into college, so it's a recurring theme.
And her daughter, Elbie, is her name,
and it's important to the story.
And look, it's LA, and there's people way more famous
than Stephanie, but she doesn't just mention
that her daughter's going to UCLA.
She talks about the street that they turned on,
and she says the name of the apartment.
None of this stuff is in my clips, but she gives way too much information about where
her teenage daughter's living. It made me uncomfortable. But what's her ratio? It's
a lot better than her mom. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I, that research you could do. You couldn't
go to a Patreon page, but you could research what the daughter looked like. I see pictures of her 19 year old daughter free.
All right.
I didn't have to pay for those.
So in any case, so she gives all this information and say what you want about stuttering John,
but he never doxed his own kids.
I mean, he made fun of their life choices, but he never actually said here's where they
live.
So what I want to play. where they live. So these ladies, they don't have a
Kardashian money, but obviously they've grown up in a certain
lifestyle. So listen to my clip seven, when you hear what
Stephanie thought about this isn't even a dorm. This is like
an apartment on campus. Yeah, it's an apartment, like basically
right on campus. Rich people. Right.
But listen to what Stephanie thinks of the rich people apartment.
Elbie will tell you something different and she's not going to listen to this podcast,
but I was mortified.
I was just like, Oh my God, like so small.
Yeah.
Elbie was like, this is amazing.
This is so great.
Yeah, the kids love it.
My own apartment.
She's like, this is bigger than I thought it was going to be. I was like, Oh my god. Maybe it's
kind of how I felt. I've never be probably because I never went
to college. So I never Yeah, no, she's never been in any dorms.
I'm like there's so at no point when you're in high school, you
didn't fuck any college guys. I don't think I believe the story
from Stephanie go to a party
You never have friends in your 20s who had small apartments. It's brand new information to you. That's crazy
She gets more descriptive in clip 8 about what the room was like. I was picturing a big
bedroom right like a normal-sized bedroom this bedroom was like
Half the size of her bedroom at home that she lives in by herself. Yeah, and it now she has two people
It's the size like it's the size of a jail cell. It's you know, it's really small
Her bedroom is half the size of her bedroom at their house. And she has two people in that new bedroom.
Well, it's just one roommate.
She's saying that there's two of them.
But but that was the same bedroom.
No, there are.
They have roommates in this bedroom.
Yeah, it's like an apartment with a suite.
I could help them move in.
Yeah, I didn't realize that that's
what we were talking about over here.
Hey, it's me, producer Chris. That's what we were talking about over here. You can you can obviously walk right up to where she lives because her mom told you where it was but
Maybe Patrick Melton has some photos we could check out. I never banged a chick named LB before
I never banged a chick named Elbie before. It's a first for everything.
I know that's on your bucket list, Chris.
I wanna jump ahead to an episode for a moment.
So my clip nine, Elbie sat in for a whole episode
and I've got almost nothing from that episode
except for this moment when I feel good
because it's like, all right, at least this is somebody
who's a little bit more grounded than her mother is.
So maybe there's hope for the future generation.
Clip nine.
And I feel like I have enough space.
It's not like the tiniest room ever.
Right.
I had enough space to unpack all my pounds of clothes.
Yes.
You know, there's that.
There's that.
Yeah, so I've got tons of clothes and they fit
and it doesn't matter because how much time
I got to be in this room.
So the reason I have that is just,
it's like the opposite of what her mom says like it's like a jail cell
it's like no I get to like you know be in a room away from you mom yes do you
realize how great that is I would be happy to live with that guy in Cleveland
with three runaways in his basement I would be better was that guy's name I
forget rather than being home with you you're annoying it and you think you're funny. You think you're funny
You're not
That's the problem
Lynette had a similar observation about her daughter's apartment in clip 10
I was preparing myself for how teeny tiny it was
But I wasn't prepared. I didn't know the building was gonna be so old and
It wasn't prepared. I didn't know the building was going to be so old and the light, there's no lights. There's no can lights. There's one light at the entrance of the door, like
up above, so you could turn it on and leave it on if your friends are coming. I don't
know. There is no, so that's why she had to get the lamp for her room. And then so and there's the the
eight the heater unit, you know, it's like, looks like it's from
the 70s, you know, the old school, right, right. So the
building was so super old. But the girls loved it. Like this is
great. Like they just love it.
That's fascinating. Please go on.
How is this show? I was gonna point this out earlier. I'll
point it out now. The reason why this show? I was gonna point this out earlier. I'll point it out now The reason why this shows existed since 2010
It's because it's about parenting and how messy it is with these young kids
They both have twins and so they're getting together and chatting about parenting
Well now all the kids are off to college and they have nothing to do with drink wine all day
And they're still trying to pull off always you watch the Emmys last night. I passed out on wine
You kidding me? You have this morning watch good morning America. I slept that I was pretty drunk on wine last night
I'm still trying to get through season one a game of Thrones
Understand all the characters and there was a dragon what's his deal? I have one final point from this conversation, which is clip 11 Stephanie is
Just surprised at the workload that LB is going to have in clip 11.
But she's only got three classes right now.
So I'm like, what do you like?
What do you guess you're just on campus?
Like doing what?
Like are going to libraries and studying, right?
Going to libraries.
Yeah.
And drugs and fucking every guy who walks past this apartment that her mom said.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, Christian.
The option. She has the opportunity.
Yeah, that's true. You're right. I'm sorry.
I don't mean to speak badly of all those all those bored college students.
You see it all the time. Just can't find anything fun to do.
There's nothing to do.
I guess I'm going to sit and try and watch the Emmys from Sunday.
All right. You guys want wanna hear some really exciting talk
because the producer, Caleb,
has a very important role on the show.
He's the only one with young kids.
So the show used to be about having young kids.
They don't anymore.
He does.
And there's very exciting talk about soccer games
and soccer practices.
They had their first soccer game on Saturday.
They did very well.
Really? Both of them?
Yeah, I was a little nervous
because Blake is, she doesn't do great in the practices.
She's just kind of walking around, you know,
doesn't, didn't really seem to want to be there.
First half of the game.
But she's four, right?
Yeah. Yeah, she's four.
She's fucking four.
We're talking about her soccer game.
Why is there a soccer game with four-year-olds?
Why is this even happening?
That's not that interesting.
That's not that interesting, Bill.
It's a really boring anecdote right there.
Literally right before this,
I was at a soccer game with six-year-olds
and no, it wasn't that interesting.
So I can't imagine four-year-olds.
It's brutal.
Now, Lynette is talking about how her daughter
used to like ice skating,
but then when they
moved because she got a divorce from Adam, she moved to a neighborhood where the other
kids didn't enjoy ice skating. But then she quit because we moved. Right. So then when
we moved into our new neighborhood, nobody was ice skating, you know, that neighborhood,
it's all basketball and oh shit. He went
from living with Adam up in the
hills to a neighborhood where
it's all basketball. You started
that didn't realize she was
living on the same street as
the help, right? It's our
neighbors. So this sucks. Um
you'll still come over clean
though, right? Now, this is
where speaking of the help, I've
listened to Adam Kroll for many
years. I know that he has a nanny and he has all these
people helping him out in the house. And there's very little
parenting needed from the parents in this family, which is
fine. It means you can do whatever the fuck you want,
obviously. But this is what two old ladies do when their kids go
off to college. And they're all sad and weepy about it because they're not needed as moms anymore
Can I just say?
That you are the best mom
And oh get raped
Can I just say that you're the best mom? Oh my god
You mean it?
Because I kind of felt like I didn't do anything
I kind of felt like I was just going out to see Bruce Springsteen wherever he was
traveling to with my husband's
money. I didn't realize that.
So, thankfully, Stephanie gives
some examples and then the kids
and supporting Sonny with
basketball and and going to
tournaments and going to Vegas
and supporting Natalia with
basketball and then supporting
Natalia with volleyball and just
like all and all of the
different getting a tutor for this and getting a tutor for that and and just like all and all of the different getting a tutor for this and getting
Literally just like they got to go to Vegas and watch your kid play basketball and you went to all the other games because you don't have a job and you have all the money in the world so it doesn't
matter like a lot of moms could pull all of this off well i think that the the one thing to her
credit is that she got a tutor and she didn't think, Oh, I'll help my kids with the homework. At least she did that. That was
smart. So this conversation goes on and on, of course, you know,
like the whole time. Stephanie, the most hands on mom and I'm so
honored that I've been on this podcast with you hearing every
step of the way and now your kids are. Stephanie, you're gonna
make me cry. True. Oh, well, I feel the same way about you. Like I've been with you this whole time. I
Bet when that's an ugly cry or two if I had you think
Please make her cry if she'll shut up. This is my biggest fear about listening to these old women or no longer parents parenting show thing
It was just hitting me
because like the kids going to caught like I know he's about
to leave for college like you raised them up and I just hit
me the other day I was thinking about it and I was like I have
been around Lynette's kids since they were like five years old.
Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's almost like your old ladies.
Wow. Holy **** I don't think Lynette enjoys that Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's almost like your old ladies
Shit I don't think when that enjoys that conversation like holy shit, can you believe it? I knew your kids when they were four like
Yeah, yeah another in college. So let's not talk about that because my my ex-husband is dating a 40 year old
So we could stop talking about that by the way Adam Crowroll is a girlfriend also giant cans and it's got a type
You are flawless transition that now this show is like old-fashioned radio. There's no video component
It's still just a podcast just the audio and in the first eight and a half minutes. There were six ads
Yeah, six ads and not like
there were six ads. Yeah. Six ads and not like host read ads, just as being put in.
But then the host read ads come in and there are some bad ad reads going out
with these two like plump. It doesn't flake. It's a, they have,
it's great. They have yet they have 12 shades. We also love their, um, I,
I brighteners, which we talk about all the time, which is love them.
And their liquid lash extensions, which we love so
And we also just love the fact that they're they stand behind causes. We love that. That's why cause is in the name
Cosmetic we love it. We love that. We love everything about it. I love that. There's causes. Yeah, what were the causes doesn't matter
They get their head causes. It's name the name. We love causes
silent sharps is her silent shapes is sad reads. But you want to
hear a flawless transition later on when they have to get to
their mint mobile ad read. This is pro.
Now let's take a little break and talk about mint mobile. We
love good deals.
Yes, we do.
We do love good deals.
And we don't like hoops. We don't like to jump through
hoops.
No hoops.
We like good deals. Yeah, we don't like hoops we don't like to jump through hoops no hoops we like good deals yeah we don't like hoops you're getting out of yourself in the ad read copy there man why don't
we back up a little bit i don't think that makes any sense all right what else did you pick up on
from the show christian since we're we've settled it on ad reads uh this is probably my favorite
moment from everything i've listened to uh so they do the traditional ad reads and the recorded ads.
And then at the end, they sort of do like shout outs for,
I think there's a tier of supporters who give them
a little bit of money and then they talk about their causes.
And this is the prime example of how they don't do take two.
They don't do any editing.
This seems to be a moment where you would want to
maybe take it again. Clip 21. Sarah's son Chase was only 21 years old and he was three months from
graduating college when they lost him to suicide. And Sarah wanted to do something so that her grief
didn't consume her and she went on a mission to break the stigma surrounding suicide and help.
Excuse me. Help fill in the gaps.
Help fill in the gaps in her community in Ohio.
God damn death dedication.
So two sneezes while she talks about the suicide cause.
And it might've been a time to be like, hey, Kalen, I know you don't edit,
but I think we're gonna have to do this one again.
Let's just start that over again.
If you don't mind making a note for yourself.
Oh, you're getting water.
Never mind.
Earlier you were talking about them starting to realize that they're getting older.
My clip 14.
They're so close to My clip 14, they're so close
to realizing, oh yeah, yeah, we're not young anymore when they talk about their preference
in a TV show.
Golden Bachelorette starts.
Oh, that's right.
And I'm very excited about that because I really can't stand the Bachelor Bachelorette
anymore, but the Golden Bachelorette is going to be good.
Yeah.
What's that? No one ever? What?
Well, I'm tired of watching all these hot young people go off into a room and fuck.
I want to see the Golden Bachelor where they hold hands and sit in a chair together.
Yeah, I think they're in the Golden Bachelor demographic, but they're they're just not
ready to come to terms with it.
Carl.
That slut showed her ankles.
She wants it bad.
I had the oil oil than a ditty's house.
Fuck that thing.
So I
listened to an episode where they
started off by talking
about a movie that Stephanie
finally got around to watching.
Django Unchained.
From 2012.
And they spent a lot of time
Don't worry, there's no spoilers
I boiled it down as much as I wanted to play the clip where they kept calling him Christopher waltz instead of Christoph waltz
I thought that this was the moment that
It's really the the hot take on one of the collaborators that Quentin's had and his work as a whole in clip 13
Wasn't Samuel Jackson so good in Django? He was great. Oh my god, he's so like intimidated. He's
so, he's such a good actor. He's so good. Yes. And he's in hateful eight too. Oh, oh yeah. Oh yeah.
It's so funny because Quentin Tarantino movies. They're all different. They all have some
similarities, right? But like Pulp Fiction is
Nothing like those movies. Right? I know right the part where you said they're all different. Yeah
Samuel Jackson isn't all of those though, but they're different and he's playing different people
So that's it. That's not the same guy from Pulp Fiction. God. It's a Django. It's like the Dave Grohl conversation
No, these are different people
Like each episode that I listened to had probably three topics and each one went on for about 15 minutes
With lots of ads in between it was shocking how little they have to say and how little they comprehend.
I think that they might've actually watched the Emmys,
they just didn't remember from the night before.
Very possible.
Let's wrap this up, Christian.
What should we go out of the bang with?
All right, well, I have another one of those moments.
So my clip 20 will be the last thing that we need to get to.
And this is again, once again,
where all you need
to wear the little scissors to edit this out, clip 20.
I think there was quite a few moments.
Sorry.
That's okay.
I want Kaylin to turn the air off.
Oh.
It's gonna get hot.
It's gonna get hot, quick?
Probably.
Surely, no. All right, just for. It's gonna get hot. Quick.
All right, just for a few minutes, like blowing right on my head. Okay. I think there was quite a few moments that I started to feel better.
Did you notice how her daughter understands how editing a podcast works?
Yeah, she started over again. Yes. So that's exactly where they could have cut it out,
Carl. Would have been very easy to do and way less embarrassing
Yeah, Chris doesn't complain just puts on a sweatshirt. Yeah, I come prepared. Yeah, so I'm glad we finally got to spend some time with
Lynette and
LBD I'm surprised this show is still going when they divorced I thought for sure cuz she used to be on Adams Network
I thought for sure this would used to be on Adams network. I thought for sure this would go away I used to hear this promo. Holy shit every episode of the Adam Kroll show you'd hear that song
Anybody for crying out loud makes other well that Adam says this and I said that whoa wacky
You know we could never bring myself to listen to a second of it
It was more often than being told to go to jokeland.com. Yes. There was a lot of plugs
For for crying out loud. All right, I think that it is now time for our
This one comes in from Nick Tucker and Nick Tucker's checking in on our buddy Kevin Brennan and
Misery Loves Company and they're they're hurting for guests
I don't know if you've heard about this, but the the guests aren't what they used to be
Especially when Barry ribs shows up on the show
oh now Barry ribs is here oh my god are you kidding me can you hear me oh my god so Barry
ribs if you're listening is laying in bed shirt is completely off he's got his uh red glasses on
and he's ready to start broadcasting and be a
guest on MLC.
Barry, you ain't got no shirt on.
I'm Felicia.
All right, Felicia, you got to come back.
I can't do this naked bear rip show by myself.
Yo, it's work.
It's working without wifi.
So I'm warning you.
Hold on.
I just let her off.
I mean, is this, are you for real?
Yo, are you gonna welcome me back to the family?
Yeah, yeah, welcome back.
Do I just gotta send her the link again?
Oh, here she is.
Look at this, Felicia.
Look at this timing.
I thought today was gonna be an easy show.
As soon as I let you go, Barry shows up topless.
Barry, where's your clothes?
Felicia I know how to pronounce the name. I'm naked. Oh, no. Oh, that's risky. That's what's going on over there on
Miss Rose company. Thank you next we're checking that out for us
Do you think that when KB was you know on SNL on camera and any they shot his pilot?
He would ever believe if you were able to show him this clip,
like this is you, there's like,
there's no way my career is gonna go this way.
How did my neck get so shitty?
Where did my hair go?
You brought a cringe in as well.
I did.
It was a cringe that I was a part of.
And it's a segment that went 10 minutes, but I have
three short clips from it.
So I was on the United States of Australia and the Aussie guy had a game that he called
Steel Toe Projection and we were supposed to name that projection.
So Aaron in a clip would talk about something negative about one of the people he hates
and we were all supposed to give an example of something that Aaron had done.
That was the same thing.
Now, if that explanation doesn't make sense and you don't understand it, don't worry.
None of us understood it either.
Clip one.
Yes, Echo Pineapple, do you have an example of Aaron being asked a question where he's
about to lie about it.
Just pretty much any question that he's ever answered.
Is that not the correct answer?
Well, I would like something more specific, you know.
OK, Josh, go for it.
Oh, you want me to go for it?
I'm tagging you in, go.
Robbie, take it, Robbie.
Go, Robbie, take it Robbie. Go Robbie, go!
This game's not working out the way I hoped it would.
Robbie, the correct answer was, Christian, what do you think?
So then in clip two, he goes back to the pineapple.
I think Echo Pineapple is going to help steer the game back on the tracks.
Let me ask you a question. I'm going pineapple is gonna help us steer the game back on the gas you a question
I'm gonna go on this podcast next month
Do you think that the Aussie guy has peaked as a broadcaster after the interview with Aaron Imbal does it? Yeah
This was actually a week or so before that so yeah, I think
That was the Zenith for the
Who now I know his name's Dean. I had no idea before I just learned that myself
Yeah, so thanks Aaron, please you got to tie the game up with Robbie and if you can come up with the second one
I'll give you the win
You ready? Yep
I'll see toe up there. This game's brilliant, you guys are just rubbish.
And then clip three is the cherry on top.
By the way Ozzy guy, have you ever been featured on who are these podcasts Cringe of the Week before?
No.
Ok tune in on Wednesday.
How dare you?
He can't he can't play this whole segment.
No, it's true.
We did not play the 10 minutes, but I went for the highlights and
yeah, it's he he stuck with it.
He the fact that it wasn't going well meant that nothing to Dean.
He's just like that.
We're going to stick with this.
This is for him.
I did a fun thing yesterday.
I did a roundtable episode about steel toe and we didn't do point
dabble point yesterday.
Instead.
We did this show that was called this little piggy.
That was what Patrick Melton wanted it to be called.
And we had Moody from New Zealand, Patrick Melton, Tukey and myself did a fun little roundtable discussion about the Week in Steel Tell a What happening with Aaron going to court again and
everything going on with that. And I actually was going to reach out to Dean, the Aussie guy,
and see if he can come on. And I just did a quick search on what the time zone difference was because he's in Perth, Australia
Yeah, which is the west coast of Australia?
Holy shit. It was
It's the opposite of our time. So it's gonna be really difficult to
Collaborate things like that with them
I talked to him about doing a who are these broadcasters and I think we'll have to do it in the middle of the night
Our time some point so the insomniacs,
Drusifus says, still think the name needs to work. Carl, I know Patrick was stoned when
he came up with it. He insisted on something like, all right, that's fine. We'll do that.
And then we asked him to describe why he came up with that name. He's like, well, you know,
uh, yeah, I don't know. And uh, that the drug war off. Yeah. But by the way, I don't know That the drug war off
forum but
By the way, I appreciated the break from John. I enjoyed this little piggy
It was nice to not have point double point but still have have you together with a gang?
Oh, we got plenty of John to talk about he had one of his interviews this week
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We get it nothing. You're not moving the needle with that stuff. It's not working for you
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Do you guys remember hoppy hour with Chad Zumach, Ryan Hoppy?
Oh yeah.
So it came to my understanding that Ryan Hoppy has responded to this.
Oh yeah, someone reached out to me to tell me that Ryan Hoppy posted this on social
media somewhere.
So he posted a link to our, or maybe it's just a screenshot of our video.
Of course my thumbnail says, Bitter X-Radio Loser Ryan Hoppe with a picture of him holding up his big award.
Look at me, I'm the best podcast and Bumblefuck whatever you call it.
And he wrote on here, I called out who are these podcasts for having no content other than making fun of others and they got mad
If you are going to insult me saying X radio when I'm literally syndicated on podcast radio us is hilarious
Thanks, hashtag free publicity out of Friday night
Search hoppy radio on all major podcasting platforms to listen
So the guy who sent this to me knows a thing or two about radio
major podcasting platforms to listen.
So the guy who sent this to me knows a thing or two about radio.
And he says, it's not syndicated.
It's a company with four stations in the US
and they take your material for free
and play segments from it.
You make zero money.
If you're willing to give them your content,
they'll play it on their four stations.
And now he's saying this like,
I'm a syndicated radio professional.
You're a loser.
It's not working out for you.
I'm always suspicious of anyone who holds up
like anything, any sort of award.
Again, you're teasing what I'm gonna talk about
with Cedric John because his guest was just like him.
Pulling out, just had it ready to go,
like, I got this thing and then I got this thing.
Okay, no, that's cool.
I'm glad that it's like reaching distance
when you're on a show. It's it's great
When I was first reading what you have on the screen, it says podcast radio u.s.
I actually read it as podcast our us and I was very excited because I thought that was the name of the company
But it might as well be from my mind. No one's ever heard of podcast radio us
And then he also went to our video and put a little comment underneath it. Oh
He says you guys fell for my bait. Thanks for the free publicity with a kissy face
Wow, you got us Ryan. I'm sure your numbers are through the room. Yeah, I'm sure you converted that right up
So what all these idiots don't realize like your show sucks. We make fun of it
No one just didn't checking it out after that happens, but yeah good luck with
he's he's got a scorch level viewership now thanks to you so scorch called and sick to his show this
week i know okay i hope he's all right um but yeah what will happen though is that ryan won't have
any more listeners from this and he'll be like see no one even listens to who are these podcasts
we didn't get any listeners from it. Those guys are losers
Because he's got the Chad Zumach mentality, which is how you go real far in life
I also came with somebody who was responding to being featured on
WATP the last time I was on we talked about the action boys. We sure did and they didn't talk about it on their show
They were guests on a podcast called screen drafts, which is like four hours and you rank,
it's like a Final Four tournament
of like the greatest Jean-Claude Van Damme movies.
And this was in the final minute.
So I should have really just listened backwards, but.
You listened for four hours about Jean-Claude Van Damme
movies for these clips?
Double time, but yes I did.
Cause I had been clued in that they talked about it in here
So I wanted it so I was doing my homework Carl
divorced yet
No, but I did I did hear a moving truck pull out in the driveway
That mrs. Blatt is a saint on earth. She really is
It's alright. It keeps me away from her. So in my clip one, don't
you have a pockets? Listen to her for four hours. Christian, can you get out of my hair?
Just go away. So my first clip is them responding to the more recent appearance. Can you remind
everyone what action boys was real quick? Oh, yeah, sure. Yeah, it was. It was a show
about action films and they are the action boys with a Z. It was three guys who
think that they're hysterical and their show is essentially Patreon only. So it has a pretty big
following and they just talk about what's great about all these different action movies. And we
played a whole bunch of them the last time we were on. All right. Let's hear what they thought about
our review. We did just get ripped apart by some podcasts that rips podcasts apart. Yeah. They were
one. We reached a certain level of fame when we were on a podcast about how bad podcasts
are. And so it was a treat. There's a part they play clips and there's a part where they're
so mad at us for laughing. And I played it back multiple times because I was like, what
were we laughing at? And we're covering roadhouse and we were it back multiple times because I was like what were we laughing at and we're covering
Roadhouse and we were losing our fucking minds because
Ben Guzara's team of henchmen are trying to trying to
secretly stake out Dalton and they're in their giant monster
giant monster
Undercover like crying with laughing talking about how that's their errand car
And they're like this was absolutely ridiculous This is how you know that they think that bit is funny because they laugh at it
They want us to know they need to be professional broadcasters and stop laughing so much. Crack themselves up again.
Yeah.
Just reminiscing about it.
To be fair, their Carl impression's actually spot on, but the rest of it.
Better than Jets.
Yeah.
Better than Jets.
Guys, you shouldn't be laughing at your own bits.
You're doing the show.
I also found that on Reddit, they apparently were aware of WATP all the way back in 2020.
Of course.
I think that they're actually...
Yeah. were aware of W ATP all the way back in 2020. So I think that they're actually, yeah. So in
clip two, they talk about the show, even though they hadn't been featured on it yet.
I'd love to come in and talk about like a movie about like a dirty podcast show and say if it was
real or not. Yeah, it's like, my only expertise is talking about five layers.
No way they'd make jokes about how dumb that is is they would make jokes about how dumb that is my podcast
Fuck your podcast
Me my two buddies have a podcast called fuck your podcast where we go through podcasts and we
Talk about how shitty they are
The sound quality it's We talk about how shitty they are.
The sound quality, it's unlistenable.
It plays nowhere and we have no charisma,
personalities or hot takes.
We don't know how to edit, but we will follow you online.
You know, it's a, it's a, it's a really good concept for a podcast. I'm not going to lie. Every time someone thinks of it, they go, hey, we should do that.
That sounds like a lot of fun.
And then the final thing on the action boys is that after the last time I was on, a friend of
mine reminded me that I actually have a connection to one of them.
I've shared on the show before my dark secret about college that I was in an improv comedy group at Marist College called
the humorists and John Gabris from the action boys was in the humorists.
Jesus fucking Christ. I'm just finding out about this now. Oh shit, I forgot he has admin
control. Oh shit I forgot he has admin control on this chat. I can bring myself back to you.
I'm not like Eric Zane bringing up the chat.
You were in an improv troupe with that guy?
No, he was, no no no, I wouldn't have remembered that.
He was in it like three years later.
So I think I'm getting kicked out of the improvisers union.
Unfortunately.
Right, yes.
What a powerful union that is.
I don't know, in this town I'm literally going to be out of work.
So amazing pension from that.
Yeah.
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I got some other news, W ATP news. Thank you for bringing that Christian. I
appreciate it. I also want to talk about our buddy, Patty broken skull,
Patty puke water, Patty C cups, Patrick Michael. He had a big W this week
and he posted it on his Patreon which is why I know about it.
Now we talked about how he's got this new YouTube channel, which
by the way, he's already changed the name of again. Oh, you
can't get you not but this video that he did because the way
he's figuring out the algorithm because the crystal a problem
video did so well. He's just taking comedians names and saying problem. So he made a video called the red bar problem and
It has over
10,000 views and this is from his analytics on
YouTube you can see it has
Almost 9,000 more than usual even YouTube like, what the fuck is this all about?
This is crazy.
So he's excited about it.
I'm excited and happy for him because he wrote on here, Redbar Video just broke 10,000.
It's the first and only thing I've done that has hit such a milestone.
I get it.
It's not Mr. Beast or Rogan numbers, but for just a regular dude, I've impressed myself
and gone well beyond my own expectations.
Thanks for the support, I guess.
I guess that's as much a celebrating as he could do.
Right.
Yeah, I can tell that's really him.
For sure.
That's awesome.
Good for you, man.
That's amazing.
I'm very happy for you.
You know what else I'm happy about?
People are trying out our hot sauce, silkcityhot sauceauce.com, if you'd like to try it.
And they're enjoying it.
I have not heard any negative, being serious,
I've not heard any negative reviews about this hot sauce.
You just made a nice little treat this week.
Stuffed peppers that were marinated in that sauce
and they came out banging.
With some ground pork.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And this guy, joseph.collins dot 10 on Instagram decided to check it out himself. What sauce has adventures?
This time I got a good one real good one
I mentioned in my videos before oh, you know, I can't scrub on Instagram. I think I have this down. Let me just do this
Hey, everyone. Welcome back to Joe sauce as a very make you watch a five and a half minute long video
But a guy trying my hot sauce, but thank you Joe
This time I got a good one real good one. I mentioned in my videos before
The big fan of the uncle Rico show hits
Also big fan of the Uncle Rico show hits. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah
Okay, all right, but also big fan of who are these podcasts? Oh
TV w ATP sir and I've heard about this for a while. There's gonna be a hot sauce. He's in the back of a truck
W ATP Rochester hot sauce. Yeah
Got it little dabble do you the first vision so far as the first batch?
Carl producer Chris
Truckerandy Lucy every everybody it does a show that they're all not everybody but those four
All right, let's scrub a little bit
He likes you didn't see that. I guess he didn't see the pink chicken episode before he
Smells really good, too. Yeah, it does
You know as always you can catch my videos on
wherever you catch your social media
Sure, but uh good luck
So I just got to go like a couple of the nugs I guess no sauce on my
Since Tony Michaels Begin all, yeah he poured a lot.
Jeez, what a good amount of sauce on that dog.
Alright, let's go, let's do it.
He's gonna have to buy more soon.
Yes, good.
He's actually on the toilet right now.
That actually is recommended.
It looks like it.
So this back of the truck toilet you don't do it
All right, he didn't spit it out. That's a good start
Be funny if you just like steam came out of his ears. Yeah, he starts crying. I could have put that in the post
Now I think about it
Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. You don't have to take that big a bite when you're doing a toast
This would not stand on hot water
He's saying it's really good Chris. Look at he wants more. He's yeah dipping it on
It's swimming. Yeah, baby
This dude is insane
Don't we gonna eat.
Like Carl said, definitely gonna sweeten this.
Yeah.
This is... Wow, this is excellent.
It is.
Alright.
Make sure to chew every bite very carefully sir
A little dab will do
It's bubbles
Chicken bubble
And
It goes on like this
Jody B says you're welcome, are you the one who sent him my hot sauce or something?
Everything that Carl said it would have
Yes You're the one who sent him my hot sauce or something. Everything that Carl said it would have. Yes.
Heat with sweetness with kick.
Grand slam.
Absolute grand slam.
Thank you very much, Joseph.
And as the chatter says,
who cares about your hot sauce, Carl?
Move on, all right.
We'll move on.
I just wanted to let everybody know
that you can pick that up at silkcityhousehouse.com
promo code W8P for 20% off. Now, Christian, you have brought something to the show.
I have.
It's a bit of a mystery to me.
Yeah, I was very excited when I found out about this. So, next week, I'll be celebrating my
W8P-aversary. September 2022, I was on for the first time
and I wouldn't expect anyone to remember.
The show we covered was Bad with Money,
hosted by Gabby Dunn.
And I decided I'd like to check in
and see what's going on with that show.
And it blew my mind if you'll play the intro.
All right.
It's Bad with Money with Gabe S. Dunn.
Hello and welcome to Bad With Money Mailbag Bonus Bag.
I'm your host, Gabe S. Dunn.
This is a show about finances and feelings
where we don't talk down to you.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Were you just dead naming this person a second ago?
Well, I felt like it was important
and I started getting confused
because I tried to find that podcast
and you can't find it under
No shit.
Gabby Dunn because it is now hosted by Gabe Eston,
which is certainly a choice,
but you might wanna change the song
instead of just Atlanta Falcons.
You know, I don't think you need to do that one. Mr. Black. changed the song instead of just Atlanta Falcons.
That's very funny.
Mr. Black.
So there's a few things here that were interesting,
but go right to the clip five here,
because my reaction to it is probably exactly
what Gabe is looking for by becoming Gabe.
It was so, when I was a kid, we did a lot of these farms
where my parents would take
us to a strawberry farm or a blueberry farm or something.
And you could go in and as a kid or anybody could, but was, you know, let the kids loose
to pick a bunch of strawberries, put them in a thing and then you get to bring it up
and they weigh them and then they give you a little package and you get to like take
home what you picked and I always think about them
having us do that all the time for different things it's not like letting
us out in the woods but it is there was a lot of hey this is where this comes
from. Now the woods would have been fun. Yeah cool story bro I think that's
actually what Gabe wanted to hear by telling that bro. I think that's actually what Gabe
wanted to hear by telling that story. I like that. He had to
explain how that works. Yeah, yeah, you pick the fruit and
then they pay for it. That's it. We get it. So this was the
perfect episode for me to stumble across because it was
15 minutes. It was a bonus episode. So even I could only pick five clips from it.
But the biggest takeaway is they're talking
to someone who's a forager.
So oh, you go out in the forest.
And you have to figure out what's OK to eat and what's not.
But they also talk about something
that I think we can think of someone that could use
this advice in my clip for in
Chicago and you know, there's like food
Initiatives where they're going into schools and trying to teach kids how to have put together like simple but nutritious things
Mm-hmm libraries are doing that too. Yeah, but is
Hard because there are a lot of areas that just don't
have access to those sorts of things. So if we could think of anybody who suffers from food
insecurity and I can't think of anyone at the top of my head, they might want to get in touch.
I would like to use their name or talk about them even though they're an adult.
Anyway, there was other advice that if you're in the woods and you see a mushroom that looks
like it's poisonous, don't eat it. But I just I just wanted to
let you know that Gabe s done is now who's doing the show.
All right. Good for you. Gabe. Yeah. Very impressive.
Christian, I think we have to move on to you know, I didn't do point dabble point yesterday,
so this needs to be covered. And actually, I want to start with something I saw on Twitter this morning.
And I think this person might be here with us right now.
I believe they are.
I see them right now.
Checking out the show.
So this Twitter account is Douche of the Dabbleverse.
The handle is at rev Billy Bob.
And this is exciting guys.
We have an acoustic version of Bloody Ass for all of us to check out. And I get a little sympathy Cause I got a bloody ass
I'm bleeding generously
Cause I got a bloody ass
Bloody ass
Woah
Nice
Swap it again!
That's fucking fantastic
Very well done sir
I'll fight anybody who says that that's not better than the acoustic
version of Layla that Eric clapped on. Yeah, I totally agree with you. I will fight anybody
with that song playing. I get me pumped up right there. It's well done. Bloody up some
asses. Very well done. All right. So since we're talking about bloody asses, let's check
in on stuttering. John Melendez, his show on Thursday. He's got a big special guest. He's all excited about he's dressed up nice for it. He's ready to start
his show, but his green screen is not ready to start a show. Don't cross the Duke. Everybody
knows that. Yes. Everybody should know that. Damn it. My God damn green screen again
Fucking dang shit
Got all dressed up for my guest. I even shaved
That's right. If I'm gonna have a pretty woman on I gotta make sure I look in tip-top shape check your check
You know because the Duke
Has got a deliver even for the ladies. For Pepsi.
What does that mean?
Even for the ladies?
They had to deliver even for the ladies?
Usually it's the men, but you know.
Right.
That's what it sounds like to me.
This is like a date for him.
He got dressed up to have a guest on his show.
That's the collared shirt that he has.
He only has one short sleeve collared shirt and he's wearing it now. I believe he borrowed it from his show. That's the collared shirt that he has. He only has one short sleeve collared
shirt and he's wearing it now. I believe he borrowed it from his brother. Has anyone wore
a golf shirt worse than John? No. The color is all, it's like two different colors. He
somehow makes everything look like a moomoo. It's amazing. So disheveled right here. Looks
terrible. He needs starch or something. I don't know. He did something. It's like gravity is fighting everything
It's clothes his face
Shin
It's a constant battle with gravity over that. I guess it near the equator
That makes you drool
All right, so he brings on his guest and this is ivy supersonic
So he brings on his guest and this is Ivy supersonic.
If you're a Stern fan, you might've heard of Ivy supersonic before.
She's got an interesting life
and she's got a big story to tell us.
Spoke a little bit about movies
and now we're gonna speak more about movies this time
on the animated side.
And this time, which really kind of deals
with Pixar, I believe.
No, maybe not.
Well, she'll be here to tell us what it is.
Please welcome my guest, Ivy Supersonic.
Hello, Ivy.
Hi.
So good to see you after all these years.
Yes, how are you?
I'm well.
I'm well.
Thank you for having me on.
This is a very exciting topic. I love talking about it
It's a cartoon that I created called a scrap. You may know it
20th century Fox gross 10 billion would be 10 billion dollars
Okay
So what she's describing here and we'll get all into this is that she invented the character at the beginning of the ice age movies that tries to get the acorn
Yeah, and keep getting thwarted
And so she came up with this idea that the squirrel and a rat combined
Well, she didn't come with it
She saw it in Central Park or something and then told her boyfriend about it and then got someone to illustrate it
Put this thing together. I was wondering where a man got involved in this story and actually I got something created
Correct. By the way, she it seems like she's in the back of the truck that the guy who tasted your hot sauce
Yeah, where's the ten billion dollars when you need it?
She describes this is an ongoing theme that we'll talk about but the Ice Age movies
Were those super popular because of the beginning skits or had it more to do with like the character development
Afterwards with Ray Romano and all the people Dennis Leary
You know all the characters that people actually enjoyed watching and following along around and then they made sequels
It wasn't because of the school. I don't know what's a squirrel thing. Then we got to go kids, right?
But she's explained that that's the 10 billion dollar part of the the movie now
Christian this is gonna be like a christian black clip. This is a longer clip
Is it four minutes? I don't know. I don't know how long it is because it's pure bliss
This is all I want john show to be this should be the new format for celery john show john
I'm telling you right now
Have guests on who are not tech savvy and talk them through it because this is all I want to see.
Oh is this the little squirrel?
Is it alright?
Well he's a hybrid rodent he's part squirrel and he's part rat so there's a conjunction
very simple like the children SQ for squirrel RAT for rat scrap.
There you go and he's always trying to get that acorn.
Trying to get his nut.
Yes.
Okay, now I'm coming back.
I'm feeding back.
So let's see how we can fix this.
You have your computer mic.
I have my I don't know if there's a mic but it's in the computer system. Yeah, it shouldn't
D. Hey, man, turn yours
Turn you speak it down a little bit. Oh
I don't know
Okay, I'm a real girl with this kind of stuff I see the word mute
Okay, I'm a real girl with this kind of stuff. I see the word mute. That's offensive.
Settings. I see the word mute. Only time she's a real girl. And then go to sound. That must be audio. I'll go there. Sound. Yeah, audio. See your speakers. Just turn down the volume on the output a little bit. Do you see that slide thing on the bottom?
See it no, but I see this word echo cancellation and has a check
All right, but on the bottom. Yeah, so she's in stream yard and she's using Windows John uses a Mac
So this gets funnier and funnier as he tries to explain to her how to do this. It has an output volume. You see that
Now that I did that my volume is it any hold on any better now?
So go back and turn your mic up back up
You can.
Try that.
Try that.
Echo cancellation.
Should I put that on?
Hold on.
Hold on.
Let me consult.
Hello.
Hi.
Hi.
Now, can you turn your?
Hi.
Do you see on the sound on the bottom output volume?
Yeah, I see the word audio. on the bottom output volume.
Yeah, I see the word audio, so it's letting me do this word audio.
And then my choices are,
echo cancellation, reduce the mic background.
No, no, no, go to sound.
Go to the chat that says sound.
It says audio, Josh.
He keeps telling you it's audio.
Please come to a different kind of computer than you.
There should be an output and there should be an input.
She really thinks the echo cancellation is going to fix it.
She's like, yeah, but you know, it says echo cancellation.
Clicking this one button here.
That do it.
Maybe.
Yeah, I see.
We'll never going to figure this out.
But I got speaker.
Try taking your top off.
We're going to get there.
Don't worry.
Speaker headphone jack.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I want to say I suck. That's a really bad word to say but I'm not gonna figure you have you have a do you have
headphones? Okay. That's a good question. There you go. Jenny
how she did learn something in the last six years. It might. It
might. We'll try it. It's gonna you're gonna be loud. I have
this speaker. Let's just try it. All might. We'll try it. You're going to be loud. I have this secret.
Let's just try it.
Alright.
Anything better?
Can you hear me?
No.
Alright, so we'll have to deal with it.
Okay.
But I'm feeding back. It just stinks.
I just wish that we can
just figure out how to turn your output speak down.
Having issues, no bill pay.
What kind of a community that?
I just don't, it looks like I envy, a Sony envy.
Try paying my bill.
All right.
And is your settings bar, is it,
it should have say audio, there should be a tab for audio.
Just on the bottom, it says the word mute stop cam settings.
I went to the settings before, the preset, the leave.
Do you want to call me back?
Damn it, I wanted to do this.
I'm trying to figure out,
did you have any headphones anywhere?
Jen, remember, leave the room and come back in.
Did he forget his own great advice right here?
All right, let's see.
Does this woman who invented a beloved cartoon character,
does she own headphones?
I do.
I have, I don't know.
Go see if you can find some headphones.
I'll stall and then come back in.
I'll stall.
Okay, well, okay.
Stole!
Stole!
Do do do do. Anyway, so let me just so scratch is the squirrel rat
that always tries to get the acorn was at the beginning of
the ice age movies. And it was entertaining. Don't worry, I
got this. Go find your headphones.
this go find your headphones. I love a parade.
Yeah.
All that text stuff. Do do do do do do do do do do do do do do do Scrat's always trying to get his nut and she was like setting him up and he's like no
I can't I can't hear you
This sucks
Alright. Yes every four and a half minutes of his show should be this by the way, I agree with you
Yeah, this is the best part of the show
So now we're gonna find out that John thought he was gonna get a t-shirt for free.
Which is exciting for him because he's poor. But it didn't work out that way, unfortunately.
But anyway, so I was on Facebook and Ivy Supersonic said, John, do you want a scrap t-shirt?
I said, sure. And she said, all right, can you Venmo me 50 bucks I'm like I personally have
so many fucking t-shirts okay I don't know what to do with them isn't that amazing they
like yeah I'll take a t-shirt it's like oh yeah it costs money oh I have way too many
shirts I wouldn't even know what to do with that you can wear that right that'd be the
number one answer I remember last year Carl when I was right there in the basement with you and Chris,
at the end of it, you said, Hey, would you like a W a T P shirt? And I said, sure. That'd
be great. And you were like, great. And you got one of those little square things. But
it was worth it. It was only 60 bucks. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna
lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not
gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm
not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna
lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not
gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm
not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie.
I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna
lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm not gonna lie. I'm and uh did you find them? No,
no, I think it's like an
endless, you know, I know, but
is it better? Is it better?
No, but we'll get out to deal
with it. Okay. See, every time
I talk, it just feeds back. I
love that she goes, no, I
didn't change anything. Is it
better? Why would it be? It's
just very optimistic. Well,
yeah, it's it's a good way to
live life, I suppose. Yeah, I way to live I suppose So and could you turn your turn your microphone up?
Forgot about that shit
Mechanical audio audio, okay
Mike we're back to here
Default Mike the communications my sock. I'm so sorry. I'm trying adjust the mic. Okay, okay
All right, I'm at 154 come over to my house at Cape Coral just turn a little louder
Okay, hold on I could go to that I can go to that
Okay, I got 200.
All right, that's good. So, all right. So Ivy, go ahead and
tell your story.
Nothing has changed at all. We've accomplished nothing over
the past seven minutes. So we're right back to square one. And
now he says, tell your story, which is by the way, the worst
interview starter possible, especially is by the way, the worst interview
starter possible, especially for Ivy supersonic, because this woman rambles, she goes off on
every tangent. She named drops every single thing that happened to her. She has to include
in the story. Like when she saw the squirrel, it was a two in the afternoon and it was cloudy
that day. I think the next day it rained quite a bit,
but that day was supposed to rain, but it didn't rain.
So then I run into the guy who runs CNN
and he was telling me that he liked the squirrel.
So I told my boyfriend who then called him,
I swear to God, this goes on and on and on.
No one can fucking follow it.
John, for whatever reason is letting this happen.
And eventually he gets annoyed with it.
And they were body painted.
This is from my show in 1997 with Jeannie Moss on CNN.
So anyway.
Hey, Ivy.
I really want to get to the stories, but the problem is,
we don't have time.
It's too long.
It's too long.
All right, let me shorten it down.
No, no, no, no.
It's not you.
It's the audio.
So also I'm insane.
Do me a favor.
I mean, like, is there any way that you can get to a,
like, you know, like the CVS and get some headphones
and then you can plug in and then come back?
Yeah, are we live right now?
Get some beer.
Yes.
Are we live right now?
Oh, no.
So I just have headphones in my house.
I can scour my house right now.
I know I have-
Oh, he told you to do that before.
If you had headphones,
it would make it so much better.
She must be easy to fool.
He doesn't beating back, it's really annoying.
Yeah, you can tell this woman's definitely worth
billions of dollars.
The way that she's talking right there.
I would hate to prevent this happening again in the future, but explaining it here, even
though you know John will watch because his name will be in it, he'll never do it.
But if you or I had this problem and just say it was somebody we really wanted to talk
to, is there anything that you can think of, Carl, that you or I would do to make sure
that we at least cut it down a little bit?
Well, one of the things I would do is probably cut them before the show
and test everything.
That's first.
That's the first thing he would do.
So that when you bring her on,
shows what she's doing and everything is working correctly.
Try a different device.
And the other thing that John could do
is mute her when he's talking and then turn it back on.
But that's a lot of him having to push buttons
and we know that's not a strong suit
But that would really have cut down on a lot of it. He could have just muted her and like, okay now you speak over
Click well, the worst part is is that when she was first talking you could hear her
But now she's changed all of her settings which didn't fix the feedback problem, but it did make her sound way way worse
Echo cancellation that would have
But it did make her sound way, way worse. So now we're at a point.
She really should have used the echo cancellation.
That would have fucked you.
Yeah, so now we're at a point.
Build pay.
Where I thought for sure,
because she used the word anyway over and over again,
and then we did this anyway,
and she keeps getting herself back on track.
I thought for sure John was gonna be like,
can you just get to the fucking print?
But instead he goes, no, no, this is great.
I love it, it's all amazing.
You just sound like shit.
Can you go to CVS and get headphones?
So this whole story, and John tries to tell it himself
and he fucks it all up, but the whole story is all about her
creating this character and then getting ripped off
because a Fox property bought it or obtained it somehow
and then they sold it off to Disney.
So Disney owns it and she got nothing for it.
And so John gives an example of how this happened to his sister.
This is a story. I don't think I've heard before from John. So
I was actually interested in this one. My sister when she
was young. If you guys remember the World Wild Fund, oh, she
found headphones. Hey, she doesn't have headphones. Not
yet. Hold on. Oh, you have She plugged them in. Not yet.
Hold on.
Oh, you have to plug them in.
I don't want to brag here.
I own so many headphones.
Like I'm wowsy with headphones.
If you said to me, Kirk, can you find headphones?
I'm like, fuck yeah, I can.
I'd be like, let's make a deal.
If he's like, do you have headphones?
Yeah, I do actually.
What kind do you want?
I got earbuds.
I got over that head.
I got everything.
Noise canceling. All right. All right. Do you hear me? I got ear buds. I get over that bad got everything noise canceling. All right
All right, do you hear me? Yeah, I do. Can you hear me? Yeah
Perfect. Okay
John found the solution give me so there so Ivy I was telling the story just so so what happened to my sister the World Wildlife
Farm she wrote a letter to the World Wildlife Farm with the total
cartoon like a comic book. And it was starring an owl. And the slogan was, give us a hoot, don't
pollute.
Give us a hoot, don't pollute. This is reminding me very much of how John invented the Kardashians.
And then she said, what if there's like Native American gentleman, and he's got a teal going down his high
And they're like stop littering so much guys
Give a hoot. Don't litter. Wrote the letter sent it in before you know it
There's a fucking animated thing out for the World Wildlife Fund give us a hoot
Don't pollute it's the owl that has to say and
That's my slogan
Give us a hoot don't pull it. Oh, it's give a hoot. Don't pollute. It's give a woodsy owl
Yes, in fact, I found it for us. What do you think he's gonna say?
Well, I was just gonna say I thought he was gonna say that his sister does all those Jersey Mike's commercials and she doesn't get paid for any of them.
I get it.
Thank you.
Hi, I'm Luigi L. In order to try and stop pollution, we need more help.
So, help would you spread the word?
Come on, never be a dirty bird.
No matter where you go, you can let some people know too. Why would it be give us a hoot?
Why?
Why did you even think that that was the case?
It doesn't even fucking make sense. Give us a hoot. Don't us pollute.
Let's hear him saying that again.
You know,
like the CBS and get some headphones and then you can plug in.
It's all good stuff.
Way too far. Let's, let's hear John's version.
It was starring an owl. And the slogan was give us a hoot don't
You should check his IMDB page
It's gone places. There was support. It's got a lot of credits
What's the owl gonna be on Beyond the Balcony next week? It's gonna be fucking great
She wrote the letter sent it in before you know it
There's a fucking animated thing out
Wildlife fun gave us a hoot don't pollute. It's the owl that has to say
Why do you have to give an owl hoots, John? You're so dumb.
That doesn't make any sense.
Your sister's a dummy.
They fixed it for her.
You're welcome.
All right.
So this is just an example of how this woman tells stories.
I've been alluding to it.
I don't want everyone to suffer through it, but this is probably a good little example
of it.
And I was stationed at the Fox booth handing out my, what is Mayor Giuliani doing about the infiltration
of Scrap, the squirrel rep, pitching all of Fox
and pitching everybody out of the Fox booth.
I mean, it was Fox Saban.
Saban is on Forbes list as one of the wealthiest men
in the whole world.
Okay, he owned Saban and Disney, you know, bought him.
So it's very hard to fight these people, obviously. So, um,
so Mike, so I have something called the Feathered Hat Naked Wedding. So my naked wedding of my naked
models was February 9th, 1999. I swear this goes out of that, out of that. John doesn't interrupt
it. Just lets this happen. I can't follow the conversation at all. I have no idea what's going on. Just that those details, not important at all.
Doesn't matter how wealthy that guy is. Doesn't matter what you were doing at the time and
how naked the bottles were. What the date was, what the date was. None of this matters
at all. Just explain to us what happened. How'd you get ripped off? But the look on
his face can tell you why he didn't stop her because he's not paying attention. He's just
imagining what it's like to toss her salad. Yes, he's definitely tuned out. And finally, he does decide to interrupt
and get things back on track. But it does not work. So anyway, so I designed Pamela Anderson's
hat. I went to Las Vegas, I stayed with Michael Anderson and Michael baddick, they had two single beds. Oh. I never seen him. All right, Ivy, Ivy.
You gave your boyfriend the idea.
Your boyfriend then sells it to fuck.
Well, he didn't sell it.
I now gave it to Michael Maddick and gave Michael Maddick
my script and slept at Michael's house for seven days
while I was on CNN.
Again, he tried to get it back on on track and she just immediately gets right back off
track.
No, no, no, no, I was in that bed, I told you it was single bed, seven days, CNN, I
was on that show, like Jesus Christ.
And John's wrong about all of his details.
Every time he buttes in he's like, yeah, but this happened, right?
She's like, no, that's not what happened at all.
No, I will tell, I'll straighten you out.
The other thing about this though, and look, there's going to be a happy ending for everyone,
everyone's going to be very excited about this ending
But she keeps talking about her relationship with Tommy Lee from Motley Crue and he agreed to voice this
Scrat character and
Is Tommy Lee known for voiceover work?
No, okay. He's a drummer, right?
Drumming and his right hook I believe those yes
Right, believe me. He's known for drumming and his right hook. I believe those. Yes
So the idea that she's just like yeah It's all figured out and I have a script written and Tommy Lee was into the voice
So whatever this thing turned into is not what she was envisioning at all because scrap doesn't talk
Because I don't know if you know this but scrolls in the ice age didn't talk but they talk now, right?
Yeah, now they do but back that yeah, I just saw a singing owl. So obviously I know that squirrels talk now, right? Yeah, now they do. But back then? Yeah, I just saw a singing owl, so obviously.
I know that squirrels talk now.
Obviously.
So, John is so brilliant.
When he talks about what's wrong with society,
he really breaks it down
in a mature manner.
And now, now,
Fox was suing me.
They started a law, this lawsuit's been going,
you know, it's just, and they'll do anything they could do to you
It's always the man picking on the little guys always. Yep. That's right. John's always the fucking man, man
The society but how bad is John want to be the man picking out the little guys when he was up on the Tonight Show
He couldn't wait to pick out the little guys
But now he's just like yep, that's all they do pick on the little guys well
No, they probably had a reason to sewer
My guess they're not just like what should we do tonight? I want to see that weirdo
rambles
So then they're talking about the director of the first Ice Age movie, and it was his first full-length movie and
John again gets this wrong director of the first Ice Age movie and it was his first full-length movie and
John again gets this wrong. Ice Age was his first movie It was his first feature film and he doesn't know that you created it and that they
He knows that it was stolen. It's an entire group of men. What a scumbag. He's wrong every single time
He's trying to move things along.
Yeah, and he didn't know, obviously.
He's like, no, no, no, he didn't.
No, he didn't.
But first off, what's the director supposed to do?
So you're Chris Wedge, and you got this woman going, hey,
I created that character.
He's just like, OK, well, I was told I could use it.
And I don't know, it seems that the lawyers are fine with it,
so we're just going to do that.
You're supposed to throw her some money or something.
Doesn't make any sense.
I mean, the least he could have done is buy her another pair of headphones.
That's true. Yes. It's just the man trying to keep the little guy down.
And so they love to pick on the little guy. That's what the problem is here.
So now this is where this turns into stuttering.
John, I think that these two should host a show together.
They'd be great at it.
So then I had a problem with my copyright.
Could you, no, if you have a problem with a trademark
and a problem with a copyright, then what do you own?
Well I do own, I do own Scrat.com.
So just imagine that Mickey Mouse is a big character
and Disney owns MickeyMouse.com.
Minnie Mouse is a big character. Disney owns Mickey Mouse.com. Minnie Mouse is a big character.
They own Minnie Mouse.com.
And Scrat made $10 billion and I own Scrat.com because they stole it from me.
That doesn't mean anything.
This logic is illogical.
This idea that I own the domain name and therefore they probably owe me $10 billion.
I would imagine.
And Mickey was playing.
You didn't have to bring Minnie into it. It's
Example about goofy if you heard a goofy, let me give you another one like okay
Just because you bought the URL does that mean you own any of this?
But interesting strategy I got like John like yeah, well then they definitely owe you money
He would do it and John's so stupid because they talk about how like these copyrights
expire at a certain point and this was big news a couple years ago with
Mickey Mouse and John thinks that Disney doesn't own the rights to Mickey Mouse anymore
So steamboat Willie so Mickey Mouse is not owned by Disney anymore
Wrong again
Could you imagine I? I would open
the music park tomorrow in Rochester
if that were the case.
So no, you're just really
stupid. So this is where John
gets really turned on. Now she's wearing this shirt.
She's very proud of this shirt. It's her
character having sex
with both Mickey and Minnie.
And she claims that she can wear
this. It's the first time it's ever been seen on a show. She even sells John. Like you got to keep the show around for prosperity
because this is an amazing thing that I'm showing you right now. John didn't seem that impressed,
but he did like it when she started showing the shirt in a very sexual manner and he gets
very turned down here. It becomes Ivy Fox and then then when Disney purchased it it becomes
Ivy Disney right here. I mean Disney now
There's no jokes there
Creep re hook your jaw John so she's showing these characters on her shirt if you're listening and she's like kind of
Showing the outline of her boobs
Cup in herself a little bit herself a little bit
And I just want to show you that.
But the horniness does not end there.
The horniness continues hard in this episode.
But anyway, I'm just waiting for all the super, for all the super channels to write, please
show us which one is scrap again and do a circle around them.
So what happened is that this Scrat is 50-50 Ivy Disney, right? Yes.
So this is the first Disney cartoon character to really stick his inside a Willy and he got Willy for the Willy.
Hey, John, she's all yours.
Yeah.
Take it.
Take it.
I was literally thinking I've never had this thought watching John before.
He could definitely fuck her.
I have no, there's no doubt.
I think you're right.
Cause could get this girl.
He started getting creepy with her.
She's like, Oh, you like looking at my boobs.
Hey, check it out. Here are my boobs. He's like, yeah. no doubt. I think you're right cuz could get this girl. He started getting creepy with her She's like oh you like look at my boobs. Hey check it out here my boobs. He's like
Finally oh John is in some kind of dry spell right now
Oh really shows if he if he just lets her keep talking he can do it every once
What if he had Chrissy Mayer on the show I got what would happen?
so
John has to interject in this portion because it has to prove how smart he is. He
loves to do this. When he knows something, he needs to interrupt you and let you know
that he knows stuff.
I got this. Do you know what this is?
That's Timo Willey.
This is Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
Oh, that's right. Oswald, his first character.
So, Walt Disney, before he started the company,
Walt Disney, he worked for Universal Pictures.
I know the whole story.
So he made the cartoon, Oswald the Lucky Rabbit.
And they took it from him.
So what happened was he left that company
and started his own and he stole it back.
So he based Mickey Mouse off of Oswald the Rabbit.
So that's what Mickey and Oswald look alike. So he's
so Mickey is a stolen character based off a stolen character.
Everybody steals everything apparently. Yes. Now you know
what Mickey's real name was? Yeah, Mortimer Mortimer and
then his wife said no. Yeah, his wife is named Lillian. My
mom was Lillian to his wife said no, no, it's gotta be Mickey.
His mother was named Flora.
These are two peas in a pod right here.
Do you see me close to my brother?
Do you know what Mickey's name was gonna be?
Oh, you do.
I think that they would both be interested in the tidbit I'm about to share that Oswald
the lucky rabbit was traded by
Universal to Disney for Al Michaels legitimately that they could have out. Yeah. So that they
could have Michael's on NBC and they always wanted Oswald the lucky rabbit back. So there
you go, John. I know you're watching. So please go on. Good stuff there. I shared it. I liked
it. Walt Disney worked for a a company created a character and then
Jessica oh, yeah, they stole it from him. That's how working for a company works
It's so stupid. Oh, that's the man picking on the little guy again
No, they paid him to create characters, and then they own those characters. It's you're in show business. You probably know something about this
so this is great now we go to the super chats
and this is some question to ask your guests on your show.
Thanks.
Are you gonna get offended by these super chat questions?
I don't know.
I don't know.
What are they saying?
She's chit-a-sit.
I'll ask for John Ivey.
Do you do third input?
No.
It's unbelievable. And then look at him giggling.
They do it to every one of my guests. Don't worry about it.
Don't worry about it. I know this is probably inappropriate and you're
offended. But it happens to everyone. And I'm also curious.
Well, of course he wanted to ask that question. He's all excited about it.
Thank you Sheet Citizen for asking the question. I've been trying to figure out how to get into the interview
This is the part where you'd think that John was looking in a mirror if John transitioned and then did a show with himself
It would look a little something like this
Wait, I think this is it anyway. I have a few of them. I have two of them You know what at least show your frame got that back
So I got my trademark, but now they're not gonna put it in any more movies. Well, that's that well that's that they fired
450 animators the blue sky studios and they pulled the scrap out of ice age six
So January 28th, just so they don't have to pay you
January 28th, just so they don't have to pay you
She's got more posters to show
She's blown up into posters
She's showing them all
Lock the trademark dispute. Well ivy
Taking on disney the trademark dispute. Well, Ivy taking on Disney. Yeah. Yeah. It's just like John showing
that he had lied the place in Reno. He's just like, yeah, I got, look at what I got. I was
a comedian once. What do you got? I want to trademark clause. Oh yeah. I want to look
at what I got. I, I got a dog training obedience. Oh yeah. What do I got? I had a giant check
for publishers. I don't want to spoil
uh uh Ivy supersonics victory lap,
but I just did a quick Google and
it says uh Scrat will not appear
in the Ice Age film Adventures of
Buckwild because he is still stuck
in space. So apparently the
character went into space in some
past movie. So that's actually why
he's not in it. What's so dumb about
this is that because I was researching
it too and they said Ice Age
six will not have scrap and she did win this battle for owning
the copyright or they own a 5050 or something like that and
so John's like and those scumbags won't even put the
character in the movie now. It's like yeah because they
don't own it. Yeah, that's that's why she fought this
fight in order to have this character removed from the
world. So
great victory. Great job on that one. Really well done. Our boy MGA, Michael Gavin Ali comes in with a super chat and you can imagine what that's going to be like. What they did was they copied
mine and they made three also three fingers, three toes. They copied the nose. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I got it. I got it. I got it, I got it. Hold on, I gotta just read some of these.
Michael Gavin, Ali Show, thanks for the five bucks.
Hey John, you can't figure out to do an interview
or work at computer, lol.
I said you John to come on the MGA.
Please come on.
I don't know who you are.
Burt Lancaster, Zanus, he's a good guy.
Ivy, when you and John inevitably end up making whoopies,
will you use the scrat voice in bed?
Yeah, this is a question I'd like to know.
Oh.
Yeah, they're asking you.
When you guys end up having sex,
will she make the scrat voice in bed?
He doesn't have a voice.
She didn't do his voice.
He just wanted to read a thing
about them fucking eventually. That's that was the point of that. The flirting is obnoxious.
That's the thing with he claims he learned this from Howard asking about third input
and this kind of stuff. Howard didn't come off as like a desperate loser when he talked
to these women who came in. You have to sense he wasn't actually trying to fuck them
John I think would definitely fuck all of his gas a natural approach like you've been there before it gets you a lot of mileage
Mm-hmm. You ready to read more insults. This is great
You bring out a guest and then the super chatters just insulted you like hey just so you know
People are gonna be insulting you now. That's the portion of the show that we've gotten to
Don't worry. These are gonna be insulting, but I if I can take it you can take it
Wait a second
What is that the rules listen? Everybody hates me so now they hate you by proxy and so you got to just deal with it
He's protecting her
Since when can he take it? No, that's I know that's the thing you can't take it
Bothers the hell out of them If I can say you can take it. Since when can he take it? No, I know that's the thing, he can't take it.
It bothers the hell out of him. All right, let's go, let's go.
Rev, it's me.
Senator John, show this broad the come
on the back of the mic.
There's no come on my mic.
Yet.
Why, Father?
I never thought I'd miss Rob Saul.
Hey, be nice to Ivy, I like Ivy. Yeah, these people, I never thought I'd miss Rob Saul. Hey, be nice to Ivy.
I like Ivy.
Yeah, these people, I don't know,
are these, what kind of fans are these?
Are these people in a basement just jerking off?
What is going on?
Pretty much.
There's 50% fans, 50% trolls.
Yeah, jerking off.
Like,
50% fans, 50%% trolls does he think that?
50-50
Wow
Pretty much only the trolls super chat apparently us or chat in the regular check because I watch these live sometimes
I see what people are saying
There's 50% fans in control., jerking off like like Mickey and Minnie. Listen, I want you.
He gets so excited when she points at her boobs. She's wearing a t shirt. She's not really showing
anything. She's just pointing at her chest and Jack goes, Are you a D cup? Producer Chris? Yes.
You've seen boobs before? Do you think she's a D cup? I don't Christian black. Yeah, I don't know if you've seen boobs or not, but
My wife let me see them one time and no I think that that's a padded zebra
It's actually a bee she goes. Oh, these are bees. Okay, and he goes what yeah, that's what
Would it be so crazy to find out what bees taste like?
Also, it's almost like he's trying to cop a better just like, oh, I'm pretty sure those are D's. All
right, moving on. If you say so. No, they're just because it's fine. It is what it is. All right.
You ready for more insults? I know I am. All right. Now, let me, uh,
vagina wrinkle 13 things with the books. I love how prepared you always are.
Such a pro. Hey, look, man, I can't help it. If she didn't have headphones,
I mean it's, uh, Flay or Randy worse stuttering John Shaw I've ever seen.
There we go. Hashtag cat lady. Don't worry, Ivy.
They'll be nice ones too. Oh,
yeah. I get them all the time. It's all hate. Uh, here we go.
I love that. He goes, uh, there's some good ones coming,
but I get them all the time. It's all hate. Okay. That sounds
like the truth just slipped out for a second there.
Eight. Uh, see, like, here we go. Rev Fugly,
thanks for the favor. Man, you attract the least
entertaining people like flies to shit.
And then he giggles!
They just called out the guest!
And he goes, hey, that's pretty good.
And she's just sitting there like an idiot,
chest forward. Yeah! Just like, you guys still jerking off
to me over there? No, we're just goofing out, John.
Just so you're not confused, Ivy, I'm the flies, you. Yeah, just like you guys still jerking off to me over there. No, we're
just goofing out. Just so you're
not confused. Ivy, I'm the
flies. You're the **** Okay, I
don't want you to get the other
way around. Yes. Alright, one
more clip out here. John as a
wildly inappropriate question
and uh she does not want to
answer it. You can't figure out
why but obviously I guess they they could have hurt that.
I mean, maybe my stuff wasn't stolen.
Have you had sex with anybody famous?
Ivy interrupts her to yell.
If you had sex with anybody famous, but obviously I guess they, they could have hurt that.
I mean, maybe my stuff wasn't stolen.
Have you had sex with anybody famous?
Ivy me? Yeah, of course. Who? my stuff wasn't stolen. And if I have you had friends with anybody famous, Ivy?
Me? Yeah, of course.
Who?
People.
Oh, give me one name.
Pretty pleased with sugar on Tommy Lee?
I wish she had the awareness of John in 2024
to say Shulie Egar. Right.
Oh, that would have been hilarious.
So John wants her to start naming names.
Now remember, John brags about banging centerfolds, but only the ones who have since passed.
Those are the names that he throws out there.
But really in polite society, we don't go around bragging about celebrities that we've
had sex with, the people that people know.
And that's kind of off-putting to people.
And John's just like, come on, pretty please.
He's like begging for the goal all of a sudden.
Pretty please tell me who you fucked.
That's up there with, hey Joey, you ever kill anybody?
Right, because you know the follow-up question
is gonna be like, how big's his hog?
You know that's all John wants to know
is that he's thinking about the guys peeing us
as soon as he hear a name Tommy Lee what do we got
I'm big of a dick it's crazy well let's not leave John forever guys let's see if
we can poke a dabbler today yeah are you ready to see if we can poke a dabbler
Christian I am yes please all right let's get to it. It's time for one's favorite new game show
to poke a
dabbler
Are you ready to play?
to poke a
dabbler
Christian Blatt. Hey, no, sir. I'm very cheap mean a bad jib. No one
$20
Okay
I know that that was nice. Where is nice? Jim no one $20. Okay.
Oh no, that was nice. Where is nice?
She donated like 200 bucks.
See, this is, this is the
inadequacy of, of my trolls.
The mentally deficient,
the mentally depleted.
So this douche is going, Shuli slept on a real mattress, not air filled.
Okay, let's analyze your stupid comment
just for a second, shall we?
Now, Scotchy, I know that you don't have a real name.
Well, if you do, then you're too insecure to say it.
Because you don't want to be exposed.
Good Lord.
But, here you go, Scotchy.
I bought a mattress and box spring from a mattress. Okay, sure. We're about a grand
The mattress took three to four days supposed to be two days
But the box pretty guy had like
Like a hole in it or something
Okay, so I had to wait so it was like four days
So I went to the Walmart
Or the Tajay and I bought myself an air mattress to sleep on for those few days before my real bed gets there
That's the truth
Now you can go there and take escape the Howard and stick it up Howard stupid fucking ass because it's not fun
It's just not fun. You fucking idiot.
Not fun for you.
Hey, brief beat cows 1296 thanks for the five bucks.
Another lonely weekend for me. Been drinking all day, looking forward to this. Thanks for doing these John. Best part of my weekend for sure.
You're welcome. Be kills. You know,
I wasn't going to do it today cause I, because I got someone who might come on tomorrow.
Okay, I can do two.
But he's somebody that you want to talk to.
Believe me, I'm working at building up this fucking beer in the balcony
and getting some real fucking A-listers on here.
Nice.
I'm so glad he delivered on that.
Not like I haven't had A-listers on that. Not like I haven't had an A-List on before. Leno, Larry the Cable Guy, Rainn Wilson, Steven Webber,
Richard Lewis, Pat Koopa, Artie Lang.
What?
We'll know about that.
We've had plenty of A-List's on his show.
The cut of the chip, thanks for two bucks.
When is Cardiff gonna be on again?
What did John say next?
Here are your choices.
Number one, Cardiff is dead to me.
B, when he apologizes.
Next, Cardiff is on vacation.
Four.
When he shows me his face.
And lastly, who?
To poke a dabbler.
Oh, this is a tough one.
All of them.
I'd say except for Cardiff is on vacation.
I would throw that one out.
Yeah, I'm gonna go with
Be when he apologizes John always demands an apology demand satisfaction Christian
What do you think? I know we should cover the spread but I've heard him say that so many times that I think it's when he apologizes
All right. What do you think producer Chris? I went number one dead to me everyone
Almost everyone in the chair is saying for when he shows his face
Well, that was very important to him. It was
Or he needed his name, but yeah, he'd always needed his face. So alright, let's find out
That plenty of a list is on his show
The cut of the jib things are two bucks. When is Cardiff going
to be on again? Cardiff's on vacation right now. Whoa. What? Christian, you look stupid, man.
So stupid. I sure do. I just did another thing. Cardiff's on vacation. When does Cardiff go on
vacation? The potato never sleeps. Right now, I guess he's not here, but none of us got it.
I'm looking at both chats and nobody picked three. That's
It's good at this game man. Yeah, Cardiff's vacation just got better card if his on vacation
What he's gonna be so happy
What's he gonna show again? He's on vacation. Yeah, so next week, right?
So he he is not coming on any time he'll be on next week. Oh, okay
Chauncey hope thanks for the five bucks John skull
You need to investigate the fact that truly is related to buckwald. It's the only reason he was ever on the show
I gotta find that out
I'll ask my guest tomorrow because because he's the Stern Show guy.
He'll know.
You're the phone screener.
That's all for this time.
You know actually was on the show,
you picked up his phone calls, you idiots.
He must have been related to Howard's agent.
So I think that explains it.
Come back next time to find out if you are man enough
to poke a dabbler.
Also go to dabbleverse.tv and subscribe to my rumble channel.
Please.
Sit Eugene sit. Good dog.
All right. Wow. Wow. We failed miserably Christian.
That's I ruined the game. It just felt like it was never going to be that.
By the way, I want to subscribe to this YouTube channel.
It says associate producer Ralph.
I think we should all probably follow that channel.
Well, I don't know.
We don't want to get him in trouble for ban evasion.
So maybe not.
OK, maybe just ignore that part of the segment I just played.
If I should have got full screen with that.
Christian, what have we done today?
We've done it all.
We've done a lot.
I'll be honest with you. We talked about for crying out loud.
We finally covered Lynette Carolla's podcast and it certainly disappointed.
We talked about what MLC guests are going on the show these days.
We had some cringes. Ryan Hoppies pretending that he was playing 4D chess with us. Petty Broken Skull is celebrating his victory
of 10,000 views on a YouTube video.
Action boys.
Yeah.
Brought up that we didn't like them laughing at nonsense
over and over again.
Which made them laugh.
Which made them laugh again.
Great hot sauce review from Joseph Collins.
Should we watch that again?
You guys wanna watch that again right now?
Yeah. No, it makes me hungry.
We had a mystery flashback stuttering John Melendez had a guest on Ivy Supersonic, the
bloody ass cover song from Douche of the Dabbleverse, the acoustic version. We tried to poke a dabble.
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different tomorrow. That's, you're gonna have something different tomorrow. So that's why you want to stay.
So you don't want to go anywhere.
Cause you were going out for a morning scroll.
Oh, and you were scrolling along.
Yep.
You saw that chicken with the Donald Trump head.
Oh, you saw what else?
What else?
What else?
The chicks with the double Ds, but you seen one pair, you seen them all.
Not true. So this is Chrissy Salem Metal Mascara is the the channel and this is a head banger
with a lot of makeup on and Stephanie gonna figure out how we should live our lives. When
I look at this guy I go give me some advice. Oh, it's a guy Oh, is that I don't know. I thought it was maybe it's not I mean, so I don't like a witch
Is it very scary? Is it gay? Is it gay but done? Yeah, it could be gay bass. I don't know
So well now we got a mystery to solve for next time. So we'll be looking into that looking forward do it
If you're in the Western New York area and you're watching this live,
come down to Jenny's Irish pub tonight. That's also performing at 8 p.m. And, uh, Christian,
you have, who are these broadcasters Tuesdays at 2 p.m. Eastern time that you can catch
it live or anytime afterwards. It's always up there. Uh, what else you have going on?
Well, uh, and this week we've got some fun stuff because Trump was on
Gottfeld and Kamala did a very cringe sit down with Oprah.
But more than anything, Nikki Glaser did her debut on Thursday Night Football.
And it's amazing.
It's everything that who are these broadcasters was created for.
I can't wait to share that.
Yeah. And of course, I have the black cast b. La dt. Ca st
I just recently did an episode with lucy type box and hugely talking about beetle juice beetle juice. Excellent
Well, check that out for sure. What did you think about beetle juice beetle juice? Did you like the movie?
Mediocre mediocre. All right
Very good. Don't know why that was made
No idea everything everything has to be asking for that I think Bill Martin talking to
children you're like why what does need to exist I promise you that well please
join us again next time it might be the episode where you find out once and for
all who are these podcasts sleep well everypony
Everybody
Great show good job everybody great job
Michael Hickey is the first to gripe
What a cavalcade of annoying guests from the annoying sounding headset mic to the train wreck cooking couple Lord
Sleepner may be out of his fucking mind. The whole cooking with Jack segment was quite long,
but the two new people talking about it were pretty good.
As an audio listener, it worked surprisingly well without video, which isn't easy to do.
Long Iron 6 lays it out.
You see how professional comedian Luis J. Gomez is?
Being openly mocked and made fun of right to his face?
He comes back and
bust balls right back. It's a hilarious exchange. Stut Joe will never understand this.
Todd O'Pines. Not every segment is a winner, and rarely is there ever two segments that
were bad. Good thing there are about five other episodes this week in the WATP universe.
And we'll quickly forget about David Collins or Pink Chicken. I think producer Chris would
take Steely Dan over Pink Chicken any day.
Brian Bavaro weighs in.
Chrissy actually managed to not be
insufferable on this episode.
Nice.
Too bad I can't say the same about the Riley Vito drama.
Chris Onion is outraged.
Reif's Angels?
God damn it.
The joke is the first Reif's Club.
From YouTube, Dolomite Motherfucker quotes Carl,
words speak louder than actions in John's mind.
That's why John thinks he is magnanimous
when he said that if he won the lottery,
he would give his ex-wife some cash.
The words mean more to John than the actions,
because we all know he is not a man of action.
Chicken Little Syndrome, for someone who works out,
John sure looks out of shape.
Sean W. Bronx, I've never seen inverted biceps.
John is defying anatomy.
Ken Coakley, a deadbeat who won't hire deadbeats?
Sounds ironic, don't you think?
Huckleberry Mac points out, the dabbleverse
is full of lowlifes, but Aaron is among the lowest.
Nick Wolf comments, Aaron is the literal embodiment of,
I'm not crying, you're crying.
Woo Shark has been there.
You can tell he's the type of guy that got beat up in school
but told everyone he won the fight.
Chad Dobish confesses,
I like this Lars guy.
Kim Banice breaks it gently.
I know it's hard to admit Carl,
but Vito was always a lol cow.
100%juicestershares,
I've listened to all 550 plus episodes of WATP except one, when you brought on Vito.
I'd rather have a whole episode of dorkles than Vito.
Carl's selective morality is always funny, except for the Vito blob shaped blind spot.
Mike Durham writes, has anyone else noticed that these edgelords seem to have the thinnest
of skin?
Vito, OP, Aaron, and the list can go on.
And Harkbalyle plays us out with, this is the stupidest beef ever.
Alright, we took a break from the regular format this past episode and broke down Vito
versus Riley and Mint Salad.
I thought it was quite interesting actually.
Your friends with Dick Masterson, you probably met Vito before we had you met my own Vegas
Yeah, and and Vito made I think he made like a deep fried lasagna or something for the fourth of July party
So yeah, I've talked to Vito a couple of times. Well, we did found out yesterday on the roundtable
That a check was written for V veto that he is still not cashed for acrimedia.
So I don't know if he's got everything all together.
He's got to get his banking straightened out.
Let's check out some voicemail.
Shall we?
Hey, Carl, I just want to let you know that I'm mindful of how insightful, humorous and
horny you are.
It's very dewy.
Thank you.
And I find it pretty sumptuous and decadent.
But your day is shit.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
It's going so well for a second there.
What have you got against gays?
The Drew Laneshaw is checking out this podcast.
It was actually the Las Culturistas and they had this Jojo Levesque character on and she described another singer as
Horny, I was like no one ever uses that adjective for me. I don't know why
No one ever says that look at this guy Carl. He's insightful. He's prepared. He's horny. He's erect. Yeah, never get that
Fake Gary and San Diego call it in. Hey Carl and cuz the ruse this is Gary and San Diego call it in. Hey Carl and Kazoo's this is Gary from San Diego
Kind of but anyway, I have a song that
Stuttering John has helped me write and we decided to dedicate this to the one and the only
real queen of the dabble verse
Lucy type box only real queen of the dabble verse, Lucy Tidebox.
Lucy-o, Lucy-o, you're just like a urinal.
Lucy-o, Lucy-o, you're just like a urinal. And you are not small.
Yeah, it was really hard to find some rhyming words, but thankfully, Stutter John taught
me how you can bend words like Tom Sawyer.
You can just make them rhyme like that.
You know, it's like that Stutt Joe magic he He's got, you know what I'm saying? Carl? Yep. Man. What would
the world be like without our good old pal John Melendez rock and roll? Thank you for
that song. Fake Gary and San Diego. That might not have been 45 seconds. I'm not sure. It's
a little longer, but they don't want that song. And producer Chris, this one's for you,
buddy. Oh, what up, Carl? This is Sean from New Hampshire. I'm calling
within a minute and 30 seconds of the intro to say, well fucking done on the Joe's garage
intro for this episode. Zap is the fucking man. And so are you, but you're still a cunt.
Don't call me back. That is all producer Koresi puts together those little
intros for us and oftentimes there's Easter eggs
for you to find. Yeah.
Hey, I was listening to one of your disabled buddies
there podcast, Why Are You Laughing?
And they were talking about these stickers that I guess
Opie and Anthony had where women showed their titties.
They stole that idea.
I don't know if you remember, but Tom Lycus from Lycus 101, he's still got a
podcast, it's pretty good, but he's behind the paywall because, you know, he
don't mind shooting a few niggas and this and that left and right.
So you don't have to worry about it.
That's why he's behind the paywall.
Anyways, I think Opie and Anthony stole that from Tom Likus. What do you all think?
And I like that show, but I think Bly Mike needs a little more production value.
And I don't know, possibly, you know, some, some kind of ditty stuff. I don't know. I already like
ditty a lot. Okay. Thank you for your call. I'm not familiar with Tom Wykess.
I know I have friends who are big fans of Tom Wykess.
Yeah, he was pretty big in LA and he has the distinction of signing a seven-year deal with
CBS radio, which six months into it, CBS radio stopped doing radio and they had to pay him
out for six and a half years of not working
So yeah, and apparently when he did his show he was always
Like an aol chat rooms like trying to you know
Pick up girls for after the show and stuff and not really focused on the show
I may or may not have known someone who worked with like a very closely. Okay
well, I know my buddy dick is a big fan of Tom like us and
Was blocked by him on Twitter was very proud of that
Event but I'm sure he had sickers before I went to all these radio guys. I'll copy each other
I've actually talked to a certain guy out of the Chicago area
Who told me that most of the bits that Howard used to do back in the 80s that were so groundbreaking
Were being done in Chicago before that so all of radio like let's not pretend that there's someone who's original and doing
things that no one else has ever done.
And I always say that because I stole this from Chuck Dover.
Everyone steals everything.
It's all good.
But Howard's still innovating.
Nobody's doing those AI bits like Howard does.
So obviously, he's revolutionizing radio.
Thank God for that. Guys, you know, I love when celebrities call into the show.
And Bill Maher. This is a big one for us. This is a big get.
Carl, Bill Maher checking in from the West Coast. I understand you gave me a good natured ribbing,
but I can say one thing. I wasn't fronting in front of these kids. They knew I was dope.
It's not like I could show my riz off to an eight year old girl. I mean,
I'm a sigma male, but I think I slayed on the show. Thanks for the call. I appreciate it.
One more. We have a Las Vegas correspondent, apparently. Las Vegas correspondent. Hey, Hey producer Chris
Didn't sound great but I believe he was singing some Steely Dan for us
We gotta stop talking about Steely Dan of the show Can we talk about a different band that I actually enjoy more than them? Sure more than Steely Dan
Have you seen no effects anytime recently? Do you want to talk about?
it's funny you ask that because
Here is a photo
This is where I was standing at the no effects concert
Right behind the band you can see the entire crowd. Here's me with Ella half a the lead guitarist
He doesn't know that he's there with me, but I do
So yeah, thanks for asking about that
That's way more interesting than Steely damn though. I'd go see ween but
The guitarist is too drunk
You're coming real Perry Farrell
He really did if you come in Rochester to see the isotopes tonight stay for another week and go see
Necrogoblicon with me and Carl
Friday night yes, very excited about that. It's gonna be fun. I'm also going to see acts Thursday night
Necrogoblicon Yes. Very excited about that. It's going to be fun. I'm also going to see acts Thursday night. Necro gobbler. All right. All right. Fair enough. Christian, thanks so much for coming on, buddy. I was going to tell you so it always fun to be on with you boys. Have
you seen the new podcast about Eric Zane? The guy that Joe Jamingo making fun of Eric
Zane? Yes, I have been contacted by a couple of people that wanted to make sure that I saw it.
Okay. One of them being Jomingo and Jody B. Yeah. Yeah. I may have talked to our friend,
EZ, about that podcast. I haven't heard it yet, but I don't, you know what? I don't want to put
him on the spot. I don't know if EZ has heard it. I think he does. I think he knows about it.
Well tune in to WATB and get his thoughts on it on Tuesday.
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