Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep556 - Chrissy Salem Metal Mascara

Episode Date: September 26, 2024

Are you ready to get motivated and inspired? It doesn’t matter because Chrissy Salem is going to get in your face and help you because he knows you don’t have any money, you’re fat, and you aren’t getting laid. And what can you do to fix those things? That’s the part that Chrissy never explains. Lucy Tightbox joins us to reveal Chrissy’s grosser and dumber personality, Jessie Pump. Brother Ted sent in a great Stuttering John parody song and Erock found an afternoon drive DJ for the cringe of the week. Opie is back with his friends at Gebhard’s and he has a pretty sweet studio set up. There is literally no difference between what Opie is doing and what Scorch is doing. Pat Dixon had Anthony Cumia on to discuss Steel Toe and Chad Zumock. Speaking of Steel Toe, he’s super excited that Nick Rekieta had a setback in his felony legal case. But, at the same time, he’s not getting as much money towards the goal as he did last week, so he’s also stressed out. I think Aaron is bipolar. And finally Annie joins us as we try to poke a dabbler, tease the next episode, open up some gifts from listeners, read a recent review and check out your voicemails.  Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop More Lucy Tightbox – http://www.onceoverwithcayley.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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give us a five star review on apple podcasts and then show us in the comments section today. We'll be reviewing a show called Christie Salem metal mascara. This is a suggestion from G and discord. We have all listened separately, not discussed it, which is another beforehand, let's get into it. The show hosted by Kristy Salem on sometimes Jesse Pump. Oh baby. Jesse Pump is a pretty hot lady. So on the YouTube channel, on the banner, it says,

I don't know if you guys picked up on this, it says the hottest heavy metal news entertainment and lifestyle channel on YouTube. hottest but then in the description It says welcome to the inspirational entertainment of Chrissy Salem metal mascara Catch your breath reset move forward Elvira meets headbangers ball meets Tony Robbins New show every day at 7p chill vibe and rock out with me and dream again Because when I saw the banner said that there was like heavy metal news and entertainment and lifestyle,

I didn't get any of that. I looked for different types of content. Absolutely not. It's 100% the inspirational self-help. I was very disappointed that there was no metal and that there was no mascara. I mean, there was a lot of mascara on, but there was no talk about it.

The mascara wasn't the important part, obviously. I listened to about 15 minutes of platitudes and then tapped out. Okay, so I wanna play some clips, people know what we're talking about. Sure. But what I really wanna know is, is there any useful information being given at all

at very good questions? Okay, let's find out. I didn't think so either, but but so this is the most viewed video that Chrissy has on YouTube and so I thought that'd be a good place to start let's see what the the best content is the best of the best oh yeah have you been hustling and grinding you're just not getting a result you're just slugging through it all the time and just nothing's happening hang in there I'm gonna tell you how you got to get young and wasted Oh, yeah people Chrissy Salem talking kiss

From the 83 album lick it up check this out All right, so now he starts playing the song which I'm not going to play. He's dancing along to it Whenever someone references kiss they always say look at the Lick It Up album is where you really want to go You want to start? Yeah and continue your best kiss music for sure So did you get the vibe? I don't know what it is about the set that Chrissy Salem has but it reminds me of Beakman's World, do you remember Beakman's World? I don't remember Beakman's World. It looks like a hot topic to me. Yeah Well, it's like a hot topic version of Beakman's world. It's just crazy stuff everywhere This guy's mind like a Spencer's gifts. I guess would be a better

fireman's carnival haunted house I Will say though that I'm I'm a little bit impressed by the fact that there is this much setup that there's that much makeup There's production value You're impressed by the makeup. I'm not Okay This was one of the earlier clips though, right this is from nine months ago. Yeah, this is the most watched video How we seize things especially at this time in their career. They took the makeup off and jeans got this song And you can tell what he's thinking And check this out what applies to us. You're restless and wild walking the line

You're not just another pretty face. You need an answer fast because you're running out of time Oh and the night goes on for days. Oh, can you hear the frustration? Can you feel the work? Can you just feel the work? I just realized now he's got one of those really lame green laser things. Oh, yeah. It's just like you'd be in a child's bedroom of the ceiling. Oh, neat. Going on in those lyrics and the frustration of nothing happening and just constantly grinding and grinding. Man, we've all been there.

But this is Gene Simmons, how his mind was working. How can we apply it? Man, because if Gene can grind through it and win, guess what? You and I can grind through it and win also. What are we trying to say about Gene Simmons? But in addition to that, I don't think that any of us can grind through like how Gene Simmons has. He's saying, Christie is saying that we can.

Let's hear him out. Maybe he's going to give us the life advice. Yeah, maybe he's going to give us a map or something to get us there. All right. Because he's listened to some lyrics from a kiss song no one's ever heard and goes, this is inspirational guys. This we have to dissect. Oh yeah, that's great news.

Horan's up by Gene does. Double horns up by Gene does. Yeah, people, Christie's saying, you know, it's a good guys this we have to dissect. Oh, yeah, that's great news horns up by Jean does Dumb horns up like Jean does yeah people Christy Salem, you know, it's about breaking through walls Special link in the description box the code Christy Salem. I love you get two of any merch because one's gonna be in the wash Did you notice it just segued into a commercial? Yeah, it's kind of the same content, but it's like a prerecorded commercial is just kind of got horned. And if you want to be like Gene Simmons, two for one sale right now. 1995. Oh yeah. Cause you love what you're hearing. You love what you're watching me and put me on. Keep me as a constant reminder to keep you believing in your fight,

but you're always so back to achieving whatever it is you're going for. You always have money, a promotion. A lot of times you're real close you know is it money a promotion a lot of times You're real close. I mean you could just It's like right there. You can taste it. Okay, so what do I do? It says I could taste it. I could taste it Okay You can hear his frustration we get frustrated the same way What's that you so is that a lot of you? You're restless and wild. You're hustling. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. Help me out. Stay with me. Yeah. What do I do? You follow and subscribe. Okay. Oh, we're gonna be young and

wasted every day until the game's over. Oh yeah. Listen to what Gene does and listen to his attitude, how he approaches solving the problem. Oh, yeah people Christie say Man it's about your soundtrack go to Christie Salem comm oh, yeah download a copy Check out the signature way Gene Simmons Talks about mindset and frustration. Yeah, how does he do it and how his attitude had to be during this time? He turned down your Halloween CD sir so that we could hear what you're saying I mean these scary Halloween sounds sure a cool effect you got going but it's a bit much That's why you're missing the life advice. Maybe I'm distracted by iron cut like a knife. See how he's feeling He's like he feels like he's been branded

He feels like he's been cut and that there's a monkey on his back running up and down This guy's crazy, right? I what's your assessment of this guy? Completely insane. He's completely insane. Okay, but this is not an act. This guy is definitely nuts He's channeling Chuck Barrett's from the Gong show. Oh, yeah, that's a very very old reference. Yes, it is He's a very short spastic person that I don't think ever turns it off No, I would not be I want to be around this guy. So do you remember, I feel like every town has this, but in Rochester, there's a bunch of punks and they all, you know, do the fluffed up hair and they wear the bullet belts.

And I used to see them at the grocery store at like nine o'clock in the morning in their full face of makeup with their hair aquanetted and wearing their bullet belts and completely dressed to the nines. And that's what I think Chrissy Salem does also. I would imagine that's true. He's a very old gentleman. Yes. Based on just the wrinkles and everything that's going on with him. I can play the rest of this. Spoiler, he never explains anything. He just is very excited about these Gene Simmons lyrics. You know what we need? We need a daily affirmation. I think that's an important part of Getting in the right mindset to hit our goals. He talks about goals a lot and so

Sometimes if you do it through song That's how you can remember your daily affirmation So make sure you hit that like button. Let's get to singing so I make it a beautiful day Even when nothing is going my way What do you do you make it a beautiful day? Even when nothing is going your way, right you get off this live stream, baby Go out to your car. You're ready to go to work. Oh, you forgot to get gas remember, so I make it a beautiful day The week I hate so much to work at my right and they put you with that bum co-worker

But remember what you and Chrissy established so I make it Even with nothing that's going my way Even when nothing is going my way She imagined taking a life advice from that character and thinking like I got to start living my life like Chrissy Salem That's what I got. Oh my god completely awful So that is the number one affirmation because I also have a clip of that from a different episode Oh good, it's in almost every single one of his episodes. I'm gonna get to your clips right now But first he keeps mentioning Chrissy Salem comm that's where the merch is that you can sign up for as a bullshit courses or whatever it is that he's selling us It's flashing on the screen non-stop. So my quote. Yeah, check out this website. Let's see what to do. Oh, okay

Site unavailable the site is currently unavailable normal services should resume shortly whenever that means But I was gonna get two for one. I know there's no two for one anymore You know what it probably happened too many people went to the site for the special promotion broke the site going All right, Lucy. Where do you want to begin? Well? I think that we'll start out with my clip one last week during the teaser There was a question about Chrissy's gender yes So the first place that I wanted to start with was answering that question. My first stop was looking up Chrissy Salem So I discovered on metal archives Chrissy Salem used to be in a band called Diamond Rex from 1988 Yeah, of course diamond right? Why couldn't we think of that? Yeah?

Amazing right so on metal are rocks are ex ex of course yeah Of course yeah, there's not Also that Ben had 17 different members through the years so clearly they were doing wonderfully Definitely with go-go dancers, but you know they're still active also if you want to go see them and you live in the Chicago area On metal archives Chrissy Salem is listed as female. Oh, however in my clip one Chrissy Salem Themselves will answer this question. You and I've got three things in common. Yeah, you've got three things in common with the guy with the makeup The guy The first video I watched she said the same thing. It was just like yeah, I know I'm the guy with the makeup. The guy with the makeup, yeah. The first video I watched, he said the same thing.

He was just like, yeah, I know I'm a guy who wears makeup. So what? I was like, yeah. Well, yeah, so is that- That's the main reason why we don't like you. So awful advice that you give in the lack of entertainment. And that you like wicking up. Yeah, and that you're quoting on, so I'm wicking up?

Oh, Chrissy. So you're probably wondering what the three things are that you have in common with Chrissy Salem, right? Do you want to take any guesses? What do you have in common with Chrissy Salem other than your lovely eyeliner? That you always wear I go both ways Closet. All right. All right I don't know what else well the the first one is of course That we all have money problems, and we don't want money problems. That is true And then in my you want your bank account to smile at you. I heard him say yeah in one of the shows He's like he's like. I'm gonna make it so literally

Your bank account smiles at you that doesn doesn't, hey, Carl, you're broke. My bank account's sarcastic. Sorry, where are we going, Lucy? We're gonna talk about the three things that you have in common with Chrissy Salem. So in my clip four, we're gonna hear the second reason. You like that? That was great.

Just a little peek behind the curtain. As someone setting up their clip, I'm trying to figure out which clip I need to have ready to go You know so there's a one called what are the three things and then there's first thing a second thing in the third thing And you go okay, so now we're gonna find out what the three things out like up. I know what that is I don't play the thing that's the second thing like what the fuck Was okay the first thing is money problem any problem Further explanation let's get into the clip. I just it's very funny. I need for a leap just now. You're welcome Hey number two check this out. You and I both want excellent health

Yeah better said you and I both want to look amazing now. I'm checking that box off today. Take a look Take a look I like that the microphone was covering his face showing how hot he is. I guess probably Gets some kind of obstacle in the way of that Just put up a short just put up a video saying you've got an appointment with a hottie tottie be there or be square And so you're here. So that means you're not square Good reasoning. Is that the third reason? No that was still two. Three was hard for me to identify. I had to re-listen to this episode a couple of times. He really likes

to do things in groups of threes so he's constantly being like here are these three things. So he was doing three things within three things within three things but I believe that in my clip five we are going to learn that the third thing that you have in common with Chrissy Salem is that we all have buttholes. Oh leave the letter S because it stands for this word the letter S leave the letter S in the comments here we go everybody show me your stinker oh there it is let's see the S is coming that's right you got a stinker I've got a stinker. I've got a stinker. I want to see your stinker cuz I gotta clean it Going back to the licking up

I don't like the sound of that at all. He's wrestles and wild So is that really the third thing everyone has an asshole I could not figure it out That's the best guess that I have that he did a little bit of an intro to that being like and another thing that we have in common and then he went off into another tangent of another three things and then we got to stinker you check out his tick tock at all oh my good god he's he's very excited about tick tock it's live streaming on there in the morning lots people to be checking them out and there's some more great music you know the guy is a musician like you said he found out he's played in a band and what do you know what he did is he musician. Like you said, he found out he's playing a band.

And what, do you know what he did? Is he the singer? He was the bass player and I think backup vocals. Okay. Which is, I mean, we've already heard a little bit of the singing. It's impressive that he was even doing backup vocals. Yeah, bass players should be singing and not heard.

Yes. So let's be honest, it's true. So- Oh, in Love Life? Oh, man, male and female in America, six to eight minutes on a free P O R N site. I don't know what that means. All right. So I'm just going to scrub through here to the song that he does at the end. But these tic-tacs, they all do the same thing where he's like mid-sentence. And then it cuts like check this out mid-sentence.

Should I get into action? Oh yeah. People, Chrissy Stem. They're just switching over to this stupid thing We're just like I don't know b-roll and some weird generic music or something. So let's get to the very end Where he sings his song for all of us to enjoy There's nowhere to turn turn looking wrong places look inside You want a different life? These videos are fucking nuts man this guy's gotta be schizo or something my advice for you is you want a different life I guess there's four comments and two of them are him responding to people on this video

He has a surprising amount of TikTok followers. Everyone does. He's got how many? 39, almost 40,000 followers. I have like one on TikTok. What the fuck am I doing? You're doing it wrong. I just started it. I just started it. The thing that I am... Give it time. I'll get caught up. The thing that I learned as I was kind of scrubbing through episodes and that I'm realizing even more right now is that

He just does the same thing again and again and again He's just saying all the same thing fucking thing I watched was the same thing over and over again I have the same affirmations that you had I have that same song that you just had it's it's just him doing it's very formulaic he has figured out a formula that works for him and continued doing it. You wanna see from this morning show. Yeah. Earlier today, he's given some tough love to the people

who just are like, Christy, I wanna do all the things that you're telling me to do. It's just not working for me. If that's even possible, I can't imagine. You know, I had somebody say to me, Christy, can you talk about something else? Because what you I can't imagine. All right, I put a post out saying it's the morning bring a sugary sweet cereal bring your cereal Get that cereal bowl pulled up. I'm gonna I'm bringing a spoon

so listen If you can't kind of treat your head to the same thing you're looking over your shoulder, right? Okay. Oh and imagine that I'm looking over my shoulder at you interactive. I know you're like, what is this? Well, listen, we'll lay down and we'll spoon Oh, there it is. We just had a spoon everybody everybody together. We're having a community soon I don't do that. The only live stream where everybody's spoons together. Oh, yeah, leave a like double tap that screen It's a lot of asking for likes and subscribe So I'm going to my website. It's like all right asking for likes and subscribe It's like all right you ever gonna do anything that's entertaining for us

First did you even write your goals down Lucy? Not today. Well, then what the fuck do you want from me? You gotta put a little effort into this if you want it to happen. You gotta write your goals down Do you think that steel toe is taking this advice and he's writing his goals? Yes He literally you see about the show because of the ideas like what if people gave me twice as Much money as they did yesterday Go get his little pen out right it down twice as much. I got some steel-toed stuff coming up It's very funny. So you just mentioned the incessant asking for likes if we could go to my clip 7 This was my favorite method where he asks for likes which includes a lot of finger stuff and also

Suggesting that you subscribe to him multiple times So what is he talking about using his different the other index finger to demonstrate this. I know it's gonna do. It can make the smallest circles to figure eight oh And working together with your thunk it really do some fun stuff You know it leave a like so I want to take that fingertip and do this with me because I Get comments after say Chrissy. I went ahead and resubscribe because it felt so good So I'm yeah Subscribe and my son it don'tisten your finger follow button and subscribe? I don't have to wet your fingers at your phone. I can feel it one more time. Here we go

There it is, you know, we're gonna remember Chrissy I Unsubscribe the resubscribed cuz I felt so good a lot of those I unsubscribe and resubscribe because I felt so good. A lot of those accessories he has don't seem machine washable to me. You don't want to smell his pants? I'm worried about it. I'm worried about the gloves, the pants,

a lot of the stuff there. He does have a stinker. The hair, the stinker, all that kind of stuff. You know what, let me play this. This is his entrance from the show this morning because there's something that we have not brought up yet about this Gentlemen, that's interesting It is the smallest little snake that you'd fight in your lawn creating the kind of life you want today. You were out for a morning scroll. Am I

right? Got your device? Maybe you're just waking up. Picked up your device. Oh there's those cute kids singing. Been there, done there. Oh the chick with the double D's. Oh it's too early. It's never too early. No. Oh, then you come across bigger like what the hell is this? Well, if we've never met before in Chrissy Salem, inspirational motivation, I don't like it when I believe. But hang in there, I'm gonna lead you to the light. Oh, he's moving around. It's a snake that he has to get situated right there. Now. He says in the description. He's like Tony Robbins Uh-huh, I want to see him in a theater or something or at a convention Giving one of his speeches that would be a lot of fun

That'd be a treat for people just like a corporate setting everyone's you know, but salespeople dressed up You'd have to smell him then even if tickets were five bucks I don't think you could possibly get your five dollars worth. No, he doesn't say anything. There's no point any of the stories I'm sure there's a point. Come on Lucy. Help us out. What do we got? We got we're gonna get somewhere, right? We're learning something. Well, I did learn a little bit about dealing with negative comments in my clip eight. Okay When somebody makes a negative comment when somebody's projecting hostility we give them an emoji of a baby bottle They can stick that nipple in their mouth and just suck And stay don't go anywhere cuz whether you like it or not, man

You and I got three things in common and we can both win So get the suck it Yep, so he talks about negative comments a lot baby bottle that's another thing Yeah, I asked burn he kept asking the chat to put baby bottles and s's and other things into the chair Not a single person. I was watching that I watched the live chat along with it How many people are watching the live chat? I saw about three people and they were all having kind of side conversations with each other and hitting on each other It was actually kind of cute

Connection so embarrassing so in my clip 9 we find out what happens if the baby bottle doesn't work because that wasn't Silencing the haters okay, all right. We still got some negative comments coming in so I've come up with something different Who wants to be an exterminator? With something different who wants to be an exterminator? May have a volunteer whoever wants to volunteer to be an exterminator you see a negative comment send an emoji bug Okay, we're gonna step on you You volunteer to be an exterminator send the bug if you see a negative comment But then stow to like the same it's exactly the same. Yeah, I don't think that's gonna work either. Yeah I am I sound of ideas. Well, I thought of zero ideas. I'm all out of them now

What about for the ladies, you know We're focusing so much on Chrissy and Chrissy we were talking to the guys about their bank accounts and their waistline and something else who knows and So I want some advice for the ladies. He has another character that he plays. And this other character is, what's her name again? Jesse Pump. Jesse Pump.

And Jesse Pump is a woman who's there for the ladies. He's, because so many of my lady friends are alone and there's no reason for it. If you're the lady that's in the market, If you're the lady that's in the market, if you're the girl that's in the market, for a quality man, to let's get married, let's check off that box

and get on with life, well these are the things that are gonna set you apart because, listen to your, listen, your competition primarily is this, girls turning 18 every day This is not this one was very funny. It's like I later. They know you're having a hard time finding a high quality mail I'm gonna give you some advice your competition is every chick we turned 18 today

That's who every guy wants to fuck which is hilarious Do you feel you compete with 18 year old girls at all Lucy not usually probably not Still no advice being given. No, this is your competition. All right. Let's find out what we do about that murder them, maybe You call them what you want, but you know at 18 years old we're not very smart and they can take an advantage of Really you get looked over every single time. Wait a second. I can trick an 18 year old into sleeping with me right that down with Chris How come Jesse doesn't need a mic? Oh, yeah, you're talking about your journey being real with yourself and that now starts your journey If you're that lady if you're that girl that's looking for a man America check off that box You've got to start the fit friendly and feminine journey

And it's real easy it's not hard start with the rocky movies make sure you follow me here if you have any questions please direct message us and start watching the rocky movies that's pretty good there's like five other tic-tacs about how much Jesse pump loves the rocky movies All your problems right there I want to know the origin of that yeah, I'm over I don't care that much all right But that's an interesting advice right there and again. It just kind of cuts into like a weird thing. That's Random yeah, Jesse pump also taught me how to Keep my man around oh there was a lot of butt sticking out which I decided to not give you guys as a clip I didn't think you wanted. I'm good. I could imagine. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I figured what it looked like

Looked like what you would imagine Jesse pumps, but but to look like nevermind. Yeah. Yeah, there was a stinker. I'm pretty sure You know I should go back to that that first video I was playing either the popular one with the kiss song because at the end I forgot about this until now I got me have to mute it again, probably but at the end of this There's a another like dance party thing. Remember he was dancing to kiss. Mm-hmm, but this time Jesse pump is there too and they're both dancing together. Yeah, this is pretty cool. They've never been seen together Martin and Shananae-Nae.

And that person's got to be young and wasted. Oh yeah, because when Gene speaks, I know I'm listening. If you haven't read his book, Oh Man, Me Incorporated, you gotta check it out. Free on YouTube just to listen. Oh yeah. All right, there's one Gene Simmons fan I haven't talked about. And it's the tongue. The tongue catches her eye all the time.

She gets all weird about it. Oh yeah, Jesse Pump, come in here, baby. Oh, let's have the hottest threesome in the metaverse. Oh yeah, thrash bang and move to young and wasted. Oh yeah. So now it's just cutting back and forth between him dancing and his other schizophrenic alter ego dancing or something as they listen to Kiss Music. just cutting back and forth between hip dancing and his other schizophrenic alter ego Dancing or something as they listen to kiss music Wow and again, I'm just not learning enough. That's the best the problem

I'm having with this. It's not teaching me anything. I didn't already know Inspired I don't feel inspired at all honestly It's kind of bullshit. Oh They look so happy though they Are you following for this? Yes, all right. What else what else you pick up on well? You know I? Got a little bit more advice about weight loss that was something that I found was rare Oh, you saw weight loss stuff, too. Well. He does he talks about that you should lose weight

I don't see a lot of stuff about how to do it. Yeah, well Chrissy is very slim So in my clip 12, he's gonna talk about solving fat problems biggest problem weight Obesity overweight And you're Chrissy will you bring this up your fat shaming? No, I'm not I call it what it is. It's called over morseling You over morsel because you're responsible for every morsel that goes in your mouth Therefore you're over morseling This guy comes up with something just like yeah, you're saying like you shouldn't

eat too much. Yeah. You don't have to come up with like a new phrase for that. We all know what that is. No, he coined that term. It's really, really one of those. Over-mourseling. It's a way worse way to explain that.

Then he made a bunch of TikToks about how everybody was really offended by his new term over-mourseling. No one's watching this shit! Nobody made a single comment about over-mourseling. Shut up! Oh. He just wanted to continue. You gotta make it stick.

You gotta make the new term stick. I noticed on the YouTube videos I was checking out, there was zero comments under there. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know, no one's watching this shit. That's what I'm telling you. That video on YouTube, I said it was the most viewed video. It's less than 3,000 views.

But I hit like. That was smart. He told you to do that. Did you subscribe and then unsubscribe and then resubscribe unsubscribe and then your finger before hitting the like button I just called it a wash. It did not subscribe smart All right Anything else you want to play any of the other clips on here?

I see you have a full song and affirmation if we hit the stuff Oh, yeah, you literally I have another version of him doing the affirmations that you already played I have another version of him doing the affirmations that you already played. I have another version of the full song that you already played. It's just him doing the same things in every episode and not turning his phone into landscape mode which is extremely, extremely, extremely annoying to me when he's doing the podcast. Chrissy, you're being very lazy. All right? I need some tough love now for Chrissy.

Chrissy, you're being very lazy You need to come up with some other sayings and get to the advice part Are you are you are you're a love life shitty? Do you have no money? Are you fat? Yes? Yes. Yes What do I do? Listen to kiss? Eat sugary cereal Chrissy should be writing down a list. That's not gonna help! Chrissy should be writing down a list. That's not gonna help out at all. Oh.

Hurry, should we move on from this? You know, it was a lot. I didn't learn about metal, I didn't learn about mascara. Yeah, no, there's no mascara talk at all. That's the one thing I don't know anything about. I was pretty excited when I heard that this was gonna be our topic. I was like, hell yeah, I love metal yeah I love makeup I'm super I feel like I'm gonna have interesting people come on come on this was not at all what I

expected it to be I'm sorry to let you down with that you know I went over to do Carl's show and I don't listen to a shitty podcast. What? I had no idea that's what I was getting myself into with this. It's great. Can't you hear the bouncer at the local watering hole? Hey Chrissy. Oh god. I thought you were still banned from here. Yeah right.

Oh good. Chrissy Salem is here everybody. It's going to be a fun night for all of us. Oh did you leave Jesse at home? All right, are you guys ready to move on? Yes. Yeah. This is a great song from Brother Ted

Sent this into me. Yeah, let me start with this from Brother Ted I don't want to stuttering John's stuff today, but this is actually fantastic John is moving on out To the East Coast stuff today. But this is actually fantastic. Cause the LA pub said GTFO Six feet and living at mama's Doesn't mean the man is broke He can beat up anyone Unless he has another stroke Now he's gone to the East Coast Giving Blue State the boot

He'll get Kate Meany Or a chocolate martini Or at least another DC shoot John is moving on out state he just can't stay with the He had to tell his whole life to get you. Well done. Look, I'm not perfect looking. Very good.

Brother Todd. Fantastic. Great. Thanks for sending that in. And Trent McIntyre sent this in and said, you know, this would be a good song for John if we wanted to get some new music for him. This is one of those AI generated songs This was not like a 50s band or 60s band or something like that. But the chorus is perfect for stuttering John

I have to say You ever tried not being a prick is the name of that song. It's great. I like it. I love it. I think it makes a lot of sense. All right. Are you guys ready for our? Week great job awake. I got this one in from my buddy Iraq sent this in there's this guy named Kevin Quinn He's an afternoon drive guy on Houston's number one hit music station 104.1

Hit Music Station 104.1, KRBE, and Kevin and Audrey do a show from three to seven. Get you home safe from work and enjoy some toe tapping tunes while you do it. Okay, all right. And this is, I don't know if you guys have heard the news, I'm sure Zoombox talked about it. Kmart just closed their last store. I know, there's no more Kmart. They just finally closed the just closed their last door. Oh, jeez.

I know. There's no more Kmart. They just finally closed the doors on the last door that was still around. Where's Chad gonna nap? And so now Kevin Quinn has got a hilarious song for us. Because the final Kmart is closing down the last Kmart, they deserve a fitting tribute. The final countdown? Counting down to no more Kmart? It's the last Kmart, Audrey. It's the last Kmart.

No you did not. They deserve a fitting tribute. A fitting tribute. To send them out. It's the end of a retail era, don't you think? Naughty, naughty. This is me. Oh God. Here we go. Here we go. It's huge. We gotta go. Here we go. Jesus. What a build up. Oh no.

Oh my gosh. Oh my god tears Oh my gosh One last blue light special What the what the Gives us all the feels Yeah I guess there is no up to late So this fucking guy recorded this song and now he's rocking out to it And he did the thing that people who have no confidence in their vocals do Where they double up the track Like well if I sing it wrong one of the times maybe the other time I'll say it right just double it up

It'll just be a mass. No one will know I know it worked That's what they post on social media to get you going like, wow, I gotta start tuning into the show. This is incredible. It was wacky and wild. That's funny. Here, I gave up on radio 20 years ago. Yeah, right? Like a sucker.

I'm an idiot. What else have I missed? So the reason why that's Cringe of the Week is not only because it's topical and Eric just sent that in to me, but also to remind you fine folks that Jocktober is near. We have a Jocktober to celebrate, so start sending in your suggestions. We have a review suggestions channel in our Discord. You can always email me or DM me. I'd love to know what you think we should cover for Jocktober this fine October season.

It could be either current radio shows, or guys who used to be on the radio like Ryan Hoppe, who then do a podcast and suck at it. That's always fun too. So. That opens things up a little. It does, yes. Either of those we will accept.

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So he's in a bar and now they have their microphones. There's three microphones. There's guys standing around But he has guests and he has different guests come up one at a time And then he has the guy ron the waiter Who whether it's a microphone or not is he participating in the show? Always participating just yelling things out and the uh, this recent episode started off Opie and matt the owner of gepards are wearing these crazy wigs and They will not address it, but also they're having some issues with the equipment here. Well, what is that?

Oh my god. Okay. Good was broken. Yeah, we've had problems setting up for get thoughts I lost one of my pieces of equipment My fault. It's no one's fault. No. Sean McGill. Happy beers day. It is. Is it Halloween? I don't know why someone would say is it Halloween? So this is their their bit they're doing throughout the show. Cool. Is they just pretend like they're not wearing wigs. And then when people in the chat pointed out, they don't know what you're talking about, man. I'm sure that was OP's idea. He's like, how about this? How about we not wearing wigs. And then when people in the chat pointed out, they go, I don't know what you're talking about, man. I'm sure that was Opie's idea. He's like, how about this?

How about we wear these wigs? Never address it. Oh, it's right up there with funny voices. It's right up there. So you just saw him like freak out about his equipment falling or something. This is amazing. Someone sent me in a photo from behind Opie's camera

of what this looks like. So Opie has a camera mounted to the top of his laptop with black duct tape Oh and not just a little bit Look at this shit To his laptop Innovative This is the same guy who when he was streaming from his car the duct tape gave and his phone fell How could he not just buy a stand or something?

They're not expensive. Not expensive at all and This seems like a lot of work. Yeah Work tape is expensive. It can't be good for the laptop Do you think that when he closes the laptop that the camera stays attached like do you think that he just picks up the laptop? And walks out with it. That's a great question. Does he pull all that off and put it back on every time I bet he does not That would take effort. I can't fucking believe that isn't that amazing when I saw that I the person said it's about running back Like am I seeing what I think I'm seeing here like yeah, I figured everything post car show would be like Slight improvement. Yeah. Yeah. The fact that they started actually

using microphones at the show. I'm like, okay, cool. They probably have a mixing board, probably got some equipment. Also, what's crazy about this, he's using a MacBook Pro, I think, is the camera that he's mounting any better than the camera that's in the MacBook. I mean, I'm sure it's better, but they're not like broadcast. Is it 4k? This isn't a 4k shot theory The laptop doesn't work at all. It's just a stand. Yeah That's very possible. He never has to shut it I was just gonna add my glasses are not on so I might be totally wrong about this is it standing Is it the laptop sitting on a music stand? Yeah looks like it. That's also absurd right? Yeah

They're not tables at gab hearts I gotta tell you guys if I didn't know who these people were because they're standing in an area that's like right on the sidewalk Yeah, and the windows open you can hear that you can see them. I would stop and stare For a long time if I saw this going on like what are these assholes doing? It's like 60 They're pretending they're playing we do a talk show. show? Are you guys playing talk show in there? Hey, stop playing talk show and come home to dinner! Losers. So this is more of them ignoring the wig stuff.

Hi Bobs! I don't look like I'm. Are you crazy? RJHeadersupboys, is it Halloween yet? No, it's not Halloween yet. Next month, we got a whole month before Halloween. What are you talking about? What is everyone talking about with this Halloween yet? No, it's not Halloween yet. What are you talking about? Next month? We got a whole month before Halloween What are you talking about? What is everyone talking about with this Halloween crap? We're gonna dress up as

Paul and Dean and Tiger Woods. What are you talking about? Paul and Dean and Tiger Woods, Betty White and shades. What are they talking about? It's got the energy going, I'll give him that. Hope his energy is at a 10 in this episode. He's so excited, he's playing dress up with his friend. They actually have people watching and chatting. He's reading all free chats by the way. But.

No. Don't get excited about his excitement. Look at him! No. He's never been happier. Yeah, he's proud of his bit. He's never been happier than he is right now. He knows he's never been happier. Yeah, he's proud of his bit. He's never been happy right now Oh, he knows he's killing it now. They're gonna do something wacky and wild for Halloween because of all this attention

What if I know Halloween they don't dress up at all and then people are like, why are you? I just gave them their next bit You guys can take it. Don't worry about it. And what's that me? How many times can he say? What are you talking about? I Know if you're gonna do that bit like have some other things to say or go with. What are you talking about? Guys, Halloween. Why does everyone keep saying that? Matt, they keep saying Halloween. Yeah, they sure do, Opie.

And I used to think Matt was kind of a normal guy. He is not. No. He's a dork. When did you think that? Well, early on, before he was like a part of Opie's show and just be like, oh, there's Matt, the owner. He lets us hang out here. I just figured like, oh, he's just a guy.

He's like letting them hang out there. And now he's like the cohost of the show. And he's such a nerd. I don't know how you and Ron the waiter and all these characters, I don't know anyone is hanging out with Opie and doesn't go Oh, what are we what are we doing? Why are we doing this? Yeah, it's surprising me and vinnie

We're talking to that guy when we were in new york for our show and we were waiting to get to the hotel Seemed like a normal guy. Oh matt. Yeah. Oh, okay and wouldn't put up with this opi shit That was my thought too, but he's uh some kind of spell or something. So the first guest they have on here is this woman Joyce. What does Joyce do you ask? She made a lot of food. She brought in a lot of food for everyone to eat. Is she wearing a wig? She probably is. She's very old. She's not interesting. This is where I mean like the scorch parallels are nuts because like scorch will have people on you're like, Hey, this guy's a gardener in the area. You're like, all right, cool. You're like hey this guy's a gardener in that area you're like all right cool you're gonna interview him now like doesn't make any sense so it's a lot

of boring conversation but uh this is a little clip of her first of all i gotta say i don't want to think i'm boring you're not boring not boring yeah you know you you you dated a male stripper and you literally have no stories that's that's. Well, you know, what kind of stories are private? I'm not going to tell you. Well, we all right now we're learning that Joyce, she loves to cook, which is absolutely fantastic. The mac and cheese was unbelievable. The mac and cheese was to doy for. It's going to be on the specials here. Hope he's always excited about childish food. I remember when he was bragging about the tots over at Jeremiah's over here. He's just like oh my god. They're the best tots. I'm like they're tots What do you mean their best thoughts? They're pretty much all the same. They are. Yeah, it's prepackaged and then the this

Matt the mac and cheese is amazing. Well, yeah, it's mac and cheese. Yeah, anyone could pull that Worst one I ever had was spot-on. Yeah, I mean I've had bad mac and cheese, amazing. Well yeah, it's mac and cheese. Anyone can pull that off. Delicious. Worst one I ever had was spot on. Yeah, I mean I've had bad mac and cheese, but that's not the point. I don't wanna get into that. What are you talking about? My ex-sister-in-law did not like food. She had a weird thing with food,

but she liked to make food, but food that she would never eat, and nobody else wanted to either. So it's interesting that they had this woman on nothing to talk about like, Oh, you dated a stripper? She's like, yeah, she doesn't want to talk about that. Yeah, you're gonna have people on who are boring Opie if they don't, there's no reason to be on your show. So this is more of a Opie reacting to the wig comments, but also he summarized after she leaves the entire interview for

us, the interviews that we all just watched. But that was Sandy Kane for a second. I don't understand why we're getting a lot of comments, weird comments. Not you. Oh, maybe. No, let me tell you something. Joyce's, Joyce is sexy. She's got the sexy voice. She likes the Jason Kelsey. She gets a little humid in the 28 year olds.

She's into 28 year olds. Cool. Cool. Good stuff. Yeah. No, thanks for justifying having her on your show. Oh, now I get it. She's sexy.

She has a great voice. So much exposition. Was it you who brought up recently, so I know that a bunch of people have brought up this point, but all these old radio guys who have switched to podcasts They're still used to having the listeners change over every half hour Yes, so that's why they just continue saying the same thing again and again and again. Yeah, that's what they're trained to do Yeah, so that's that's literally what he's doing here, and I don't need that kind of exposition. I just watched your boring shit I don't need to hear about your boring shit. Hey if you missed it. We just had Joyce on here

Oh, tell me more about that. That sounds amazing All right so then they get into Anthony wiener talk because a guy walks by who looks like Anthony wiener like oh my gosh that was Anthony wiener and So now this is that Ron the waiter guy who's apparently a comic But he's gonna prove to us that he's not in this clip But also the other thing I want you to pick up on here Oh, he's doing this thing where he doesn't want anything interesting being said on his show. As soon as someone's talking about

like Anthony wiener, he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not go there. Opie's auditioning for radio. I'm convinced he is. He doesn't want people swearing on his show. He doesn't want you talking about anything too naughty on there because he thinks that some radio exec is listening going, Opie still got it. We can bring him on Is our morning guy Anthony Weiner just walked by that's cool. Now you tell me we could have got He is jacked He's got like three percent body. Yeah, I ran into him in Union Square with his shirt off. Yeah, were you part of his? We were on a zoom call together and I had to show him

things. He's just yelling right Ron, there you are. Wasn't that just saying he was doing zoom and uh alright alright be careful. He like to take uh you know uh some deep picks. I think it was before zoom. Do you see that right there? Yeah. What was the thing that Anthony Weiner did? Well, let's not go there. Why not? It was a huge news story. It's public knowledge. Yeah. And then the Open Anthony Show was a big part of uh how Anthony Weiner did. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa ruined his life and we also we were sending pictures and then we ruined the the presidential election that we're ruining our own freaking lives cheers me and Anthony ruined the election talk about a last name weena got caught showing his weena well it always works out ron the name

always works out wow nothing gets past that guy that's how you know he's a comedic talent he's like guys all right hold on a second i just think about this his name's anthony wiener and what he got trouble for Chrissy Salem should be on this show. Yes. No. Yes That would be interesting to these asshats. Oh, yeah, they'd be they'd be blown away by that I bet Chrissy Salem would wear a wink wig for this also Um the thing that I'm noticing for the first time ever I've been so distracted by Opie being annoying that I've never noticed this before the camera shakes because that huge camera is weighing down it's weighing down the laptop and it's rocking back and forth because it's

too heavy. The music stand just starts sinking. That is so stupid. Yeah it's not a great what a wonderful look behind the scenes. Well I know I'm so glad we found that That's so funny. What's crazy about this, too Is that you have this single camera that is showing whoever wants to be in frame But there's at least four or five other people who are just kind of circling around and talking to them while they're doing the show And having conversations amongst themselves is just noisy and chaotic. And again, this is Opie's blankie. This is his security so that you can't accuse him of being bad at running a talk show. It's not a talk show!

I'm in a bar with my buddies! No, it's a talk show. You fucking have microphones now, you have guests, you introduce, so you're gonna have guests coming up. It's like this whole fucking thing. There's a format finally. You got duct tape. Yes, there's a format. It's like this whole fucking thing. There's a format finally. You got duct tape. Yes, there's a format.

It's just really, really, really bad. So this Ron the waiter guy, who is, oh my God, he might be the worst find yet for opiate. That's saying something. Because there's been some bad finds over the year with him. But this guy tells this whole story about how his father had a connection with the Jewish mafia and he was running illegal gambling in the basement of his bar and the feds came in and busted it.

And it's just this story that just goes on and on and on and on. So after that, Opie again shuts down what could be an interesting conversation. That point he was, he still had like four or five toes left. He still had his feet, but the toes where he way yeah no legs but he's still at his no no no at that point at that point you still had his back pockets so yeah that's that I mean that's pretty much it. Oh, I mean You what you what you want like killings? No, we don't want to know about any of that. So so That's the whole point of mafia stories. You want to hear about the murders and shit like that? Oh, no

Definitely not. Let's get back to the boring thing about your dad at the bar to saucy. Yeah, what is he thinking? He used to steer the ship. He has lost all of his instincts that made him good at this at a certain point. Notice how on the screen is get your pussy ass on MLC, OP. Kevin's been sniping him a lot lately. And he's not good at it. He just watch Kevin watch OP is basically what happens. But he's got people coming out and going, OP, you got to go on MLC, you got to go on MLC. And this is happening throughout the show. And Opie just kind of ignores it. But he, well, then he puts things like that up on the screen and just leaves it there because he's so stupid. He gets so much hate. He's got the worst form. He just puts up comments without even reading them first. Just lets it sit there. So Opie treats Ron like he's a whack packer. And

you're gonna hear him set Ron up for something and then scold him for it. But Opie's not good enough to wrangle a whack packer. He looks like the idiot. When he's trying to like show how he's better than Ron. You don't like the Trump. And why you don't like the Trump Trump. I'm gonna tell you why I don't like Donald Trump and why you don't like the Trump. You don't like the Trump. You don't like I'm going to tell you why I don't like Donald Trump. Oh my God.

No, I don't want to lose half our audience. Rod, this is legit. This is legit because you don't like Trump, do you? Yeah, I'm going to tell you why I don't like Trump. Good, good bit. Opie, you look like a douche. You sound like a douche out there, But he's trying to make it seem like, yeah, Ron, you can just do nothing right.

You fucking up my show out there. You guys ready? Yeah, that's the problem. You guys ready for a good joke from Opie? No. This one gets a pop. Go. This is good.

They're gonna bring out their next guest. Ron the waiter has this woman, Christy Miller, who's in the comic, and he says, Christy, come with me to Gebharb's on Tuesday. You gotta go on Opie's show. It's gonna get you a ton of exposure it's really great so he kind of like brought this guest and he's excited to bring her up so who's your who's your guest that you brought today okay Christy guys we have a special guest today Why do you have to say special? What's wrong with her?

Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. No, be careful, my God. Get it? Mm-hmm. Special guest. What, is she retarded?

Ah ha ha. You guys don't laugh as much as Opie's friends. I would have laughed if he said retarded. That would have been great. Oh yeah, that would have been better. This is the level. That's like the biggest pop of the show right there is Opie making a special Olympics

joke. Is Ron a waiter at Gephardt's? No, I don't think that's where he's a waiter. Oh, OK. That would've been funny, too. He's a regular. Ron the regular is what they should call him. It would be funny if tables were like, Ron.

Yeah, hot food in the window. Yeah, right. Oh, shit. Have you seen our waiter? Yeah, he's over there doing a show. What the fuck? Can gonna go get some fun. Yeah, hot food in the window. Right. Oh **** Have you seen our waiter? Yeah, he's over there doing a show. What the **** Can I just get some

more water? Alright, so this woman comes on and she brings up Andrew Dice Clay and so Opi's like, oh yeah, I know Andrew Dice Clay. I I I missed the Dice man. I missed the Dice man. He's incredible. He's one of those greatest men I've ever been friends with greatest man. What makes him so great just generous I feel supportive supportive alright

He day you said we used to be friends right we used to be friends. I Mean, no, we're still cordial, but I don't I don't see it wasn't just like an ending point, huh? You didn't say that's it. Ah, no, we're still cordial, but I don't I don't see it wasn't just like an ending point, huh? You didn't say that's it. Uh, no, I went on Howard He went on Howard and trashed me pretty good and then we got through that and you know, we're good We're good. It's a lot different now. Yeah. Yes. Yeah Opie has to bring up this thing with dice going on Howard show almost 20 years ago is when that happened in Howard show almost 20 years ago is when that happened in OP's mind. He's like, well, I had a falling out with dice. He went on Howard show.

Like this is a generation ago that you're talking about. Have you moved on or not? And the fact that him and dice aren't friends anymore is not because OP isn't sure about what dice said about him on Howard Stern. It's because nobody's friends with OP anymore. Right. Yeah. Absolutely no one. Andrew Dice Clay included, wants nothing to do with this asshat.

He's got nothing going on. He's not a normal dude. He's not a guy you wanna hang out with. And he's got no pull. He doesn't help you with anything. So there's absolutely no worth to spending time with Opie. And the evidence is that nobody spends time with Opie anymore, except for Ron the waiter and matt from gebards

Yeah, normally who are probably being paid in beer. I was gonna say i'm I would be up for a couple free beers Hold a mic pretend to you know laugh, but opi is that obnoxious. I would go sober Whoa, yeah. Wow. That's a big statement Yikes opi. It's looking bad for you. That's pretty bleak right there I got the I thought it was and all I got were the DTs. So this woman used to open for Paul Mooney. And so she's talking about in the 90s, she opened for Paul Mooney. She's talking about some of the comics that she met.

And Opie is, he has to just spout out things that aren't related to the conversation just to be a part of it. This is a great example of that. Pinch me. I'm with two legends that I grew up watching. Who the fuck thought I was going to be sitting here with Richard Pryor and Paul Mooney? That's amazing. I never met Richard Pryor. He was sweet. Very sweet. I met Bill Cosby.

I could tell by the drink in your hand. I met Bill Cosby. I could tell by the drink in your hand Me and Bill Burr met Bill Cosby at the same time. Hey, Opie I noticed you dropped a couple names there You want me to bend over and pick those up? What the fuck she's talking about Richard Pryor probably he's like I bet Bill Cosby neat What does that do with anything? Yeah, like a child like a child I know I know a black comedian. Okay, I was talking about Paul Moody and Richard Pryor, but cool Yet I met him with another famous guy. Uh-huh. Okay Very good. Oh, baby. Very proud of you. Let's get back to people talking about their wigs

Oh, and then I feel like nothing's going on. It's a good running bit throughout the show Why do you know what those people why does mad look so comfortable in that lion head get what lion head? People are like commenting about how we look today, and we don't really understand why Christy we don't get it That's a pretty good bit. I don't even have anything to say to any of that fucking embarrassing. It's it's not great So he goes who are you voting for remember a minute ago? He's all upset about Ron the waiter Talking about why he wouldn't vote for Trump well I'm gonna lose half my audience and then with this woman who you voting for and what would that reduce it to? Does it I know someone in the chair just likes five people leave

What are we talking? Oh, no. Thanks ron so This woman gets her news from an interesting source So we're gonna find out that she's also not a fan of uh trump from california Have you been there lately I have and it's fantastic. You're just seeing what the media is feeding you no matter what news outlet you watch is what you're watching. I don't watch the news.

I like Midas Touch on YouTube. Those are my dudes. So she goes, oh, you're being propagandized by the news media if you think California is a shithole because I watch Midas Touch Brothers, which is the real news. There's no propaganda there at all. Of course, Midas Touch being, considering John's ex friends who spout nothing, but another guy who has no friends, completely unbiased, democratic talking points at all times. And she goes, I was just in California.

People say it's a shithole. It's not, have you been there? It's really nice. I have been there. It's garbage. It is a shithole, but then she comes back and they go, well, I mean, People say it's a shithole. It's not, have you been there? It's really nice. I have been there, it's garbage. It is a shithole. But then she comes back and they go, well, I mean, New York's kind of a shithole too. She disagrees. This guy. I'm not gonna lie to you.

I thought Calvin when you was an asshole, you're telling me it's not. It's not, I just came from there. I would believe you over some fucking, you know, talking head on TV. And they just, the same way they say New York City is a shithole. It is a shithole. No, I live in Hell's Kitchen. It's not a shithole.

I just want to point this out. And then Matt's going to explain why New York is a shithole, which is very fun. But I just want to point out, she goes, no, I live in a nice area. It's nice. Great. She was like in Beverly Hills and then Hell's Kitchen. And she's like, what are you guys talking about? Greenwich Village? It's nice. Beautiful. Have you been to the other neighborhoods at all?

Have you seen Skid Row? We've been to Harlem? I'm just curious. Okay. First thing it was four years ago. It's certainly not as bad as they portrayed it as. I see. We had a B&E four weeks ago here. Wait, another one? No, that's a really old one. And then 45th street, we can't even get cops to drag the dead bodies out in front of the the bar So he's got two bars one of them they just had a break and enter Issue with the other one there's people OD and die right in the front of the place They're like, can we clean this up? We're trying to open it for This one was gone and people say to your special it's not not it's great. Can you at least put some funny wigs on?

Maybe that's where they got their wigs from out maybe it's very possible So this woman is is all in she's programmed and you're gonna see actually a funny reaction from opium this one Got on his Van Halen shirt because when she wins, I'm going to be singing mama. Now don't be corny on my show. We'll bring Joyce back up here. Talk about her. She's not talk about strippers. If you're going to do that. So after she explains that she's all in for Kamala and the reasons why, because she's black or whatever. And then Opie has his hot takes on politics. Hot take Opie, I call this. You really like Kamala. I love her. I think she's awesome. I mean, I'm indifferent. I'll tell you the truth. I'm like, I come from the school of George Carlin,

where he hated everybody everybody establishment Angry about it, but I I don't care. I don't believe I don't believe I do Wow, okay I wasn't expecting that hot tag. He's like, I don't know. I think Both Trump and Harris kind of suck. That's right up there with nice areas are nice. No, you're right. It's amazing This affluent area is full of affluent people. Who'da thunk it? All right. Let's get out the politics. Let's talk about more important things because Ron the waiter is the biggest cheerleader for this Christy Miller. Like this is her big break apparently. And so he's going to make sure that she shows off all of her talents during this appearance

You know what? So the first time I did a show with Christie. I wasn't expecting do this girl can do a Share impression like nobody. Oh really? Yeah, she can fucking whip out a show three times But because I'm not part of that little Broadway clack. I could see the sharing you a little bit little. Oh, there's the share Do you believe Strong Oh my god I thought you were gonna do gypsies tramps and thieves I thought you were gonna do gypsies tramps and thieves It's born in a town of a traveling show mama used to dance for the money they throw papa would do Good stuff. I was not expecting that. Yeah, I know they're just in a bar somewhere on the street and she just went for it

Like oh Sharon Prussian. This is my go time. Here we go. I got this next I want to see her do Xena warrior princess and then after that also China because I feel like she could do both of those Let's have her on WTP. No, let's see what else she could do I want to see what her impression of China's penis. Yeah her enormous clitit. Speaking of which, there's another wig reference here. Oh, good. And she makes a hilarious joke that makes zero sense. But these guys love it for some reason. Are you nice, man? Yeah. Yeah. All right. He better be with that wig on. We don't have wigs on Christie. I do, but not on my head You got a murkin why is that a reaction to that I have a wig on but it's not my pussy, okay

Nate Why do you have a wig on your pussy? They got to think about her pussy for a second? Yeah, is that all it takes? Yeah men are very easy these dorks Oh, especially these dorks. I mean could you imagine if you would send that to me? Oh, I believe I've been out of my head Like where is it? Yeah? You would not you would not have let me get away with that no what are you talking about? They're like wow It's wild and then opi starts talking about his pubic hair. Oh good, and this is my last clip What I love about this is that no one is paying attention to Opie.

Opie's like, oh people are gonna love this, I'm gonna talk about my pubes, everyone's gonna be amazed by it. He's winding up hard. I got a porcupine in my pants. I shaved mine off, because I don't want the bald spots to come out. Boo!

Hey-o! No comb over! I legit have a porcupine in my pants, because I decided in the summer that I wanted to to clean up and now it's It's coming back Sorry I talked all over that when I wanted like What oh? Nobody wanted to pay attention to open his porcupine What? Oh

Nobody wanted to pay attention to opi and his porcupine Ah some reason they were deliberately not paying attention. Yeah, they're just like, oh fucking opi still doing a thing We should just probably have our own conversation back here Opi this is not a show. I I don't know what you're trying to accomplish But you're trying to hide from everyone, but you're doing it wrong Because we all see what's going on. You know that means that the record execs might see also the radio guys I know he's gonna get that amazing job. It's gonna happen for him. It's gonna work Someone's gonna pick him up on this you know what to because Opie has been in talks with radio stations we've documented this and

You know that Opie's gonna have these demands where it's like yeah, but I'm not going into the studio I'll probably just do it for my buddy's house or would be down at the bar and I'll do it from there I'm just like no not how that works. No, we're gonna watch you in the studio Oh, right. We're can you do it that way but in a studio? Yeah, right and like don't bring your friends Yeah, do it where you don't bring any of your friends, especially Ron the waiter Yes, especially runs run the waiter have a comedy album out that we can review like we did the Kenley's Let's check it on our patreon back in the day That would be that'd be a fun thing to check out. You know who else has a show that's not on YouTube

You can only find that rumble that is Pat Dixon Pat Dixon from New York City crime Report. Of course, we hung out with him in Vegas and he's been on this show a few times. I've done his show and he recently had Anthony Kumia on as a guest. I think this is from yesterday. Yesterday, yeah. Yeah. So I thought this was a fun conversation. They start talking about Aaron Imholt, little steel-toed talk, conversation. They start talking about Aaron Imholt. Little steel-toed talk. And we wanna get Ant's take on Aaron Imholt. What's your take on him? Uh I'm just curious. I know you've started paying attention more to this dabble verse stuff.

They. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Serving for this **** Oh, I know. I know. I didn't know who Aaron was from a hole in the wall. Apparently, Bob Levy and Aaron did a show at some point in their lives and that show was supposed to have, I think they sent an audition thing in for compound media, the two of them like together. And I don't think I ever saw it. What's funny here is that he's confusing Aaron with Rob Saul. I'm pretty sure it was Rob Saul and Bob Levy who were doing a show together. That makes so much more sense.

I was like, oh, I'm so out of the loop. Yeah, so in Anthony's mind, Rob Saul, Aaron Imhol, yeah, whatever. Same level. Same guy, which is insulting to both of them for different reasons, which is hilarious. I love that, I, whatever. Same level. Same guy, which is insulting to both of them for different reasons. It's hilarious. I love that.

I thought that was very funny. Now, Steel Toe was actually on Compound Media. They had episodes on there. E-Rock was the one who got them on the platform. And Antley completely doesn't even know that, which is also hilarious to think. I don't remember ever seeing it. and I think maybe Keith looked at it and was just like yeah this no this isn't a show we want to have. I'm like okay but I never heard of this guy. Apparently

he was a big fan. Big fan of mine ONA over the years. And then when all this shit went down with his wife, I did do their show once. Okay. When his wife was on him in April. I was waiting to see if he's going to remember that or not because he was out for over an hour with those guys. He remembered April. Yes.

It was a big deal for Aaron to have Ant on the show. So like, okay, I'll do your show. Fuck it. And we talked with Pleasant. We had a good time. April seemed nice and she was pretty, you know? And then all the shit busts loose that she's doing coke with this lawyer guy,

this like fucking weird sexual lawyer guy. Yeah, weird sexual, yeah. Yeah. So I don't know, I was just like, and then lately I've been catching a lot of the Aaron thing through who are these podcasts and what have you. So I'm just like, oh, he seems like a piece of shit. That's correct.

I don't know. He's never been a piece of shit to me personally, but I would assume other people would see him as a piece of shit. Yes personally, but I would assume other people would see him as a piece of shit. Yes. Yeah, they do. They do. Yes. And they concur, but they can't stop, you know, being interested in him.

Yes. Yes. Especially in clips, you know, like just like with Stuttering John and just like with Stuttering John, he's bulletproof to like anything that might give him any self-awareness at all. You know what I mean? Or any sort of comment that might sort of, I don't know, nothing wakes him up. Nothing makes him not say, it's another win for the toe.

He just thinks everything's a win, and it's fascinating, I guess. It is. It is. We just love watching people trip over their own dicks over and over and over again. I don't know why. Look, we've all been in the barrel in our lives. The trick is to crawl out of it and get back on your way. You know, the whole thing we were talking about earlier when I got arrested in 2015 or whatever it was. Uh yeah, that was a time where a lot of people could say a lot of funny or bad or nasty or

whatever **** about me. You know, I was out there **** on everyone else and I'm part of the media and then something happens to me and hey, look at this **** guy. So, I get it but you you get up and you dust yourself off, and you try to find another asshole in a barrel that you can start pointing at and calling in a piece of shit. 25 years on the radio.

Do they call me Anthony the broadcaster? That's a great joke from Pat right there. All right. So Pat has an interesting question here. I like this. He's wondering if, is Aaron Immolt the new stuttering John? Is he the guy that the pylon is on and we can't stop now? The big question.

It's gotten away from all of us. No one can control this anymore. Yeah, it's something though. And, and it's, uh, I think that Aaron is, if there is to be a new stuttering John, yeah, he's it. Oh yeah. He's got that geared up. He's got me. Yeah. Yeah. He's definitely gearing up to be, um, that, you know, to take the place it's it's amazing like the and and uh Zoomox another one though that's just

astounding to me to to to be so far down uh on the interest level of anybody. I love that. He's so far down in the interest level of anybody. Nobody's interested in this guy at all Chance trying to be a little cow. I was like Fucking doing shit. Okay, I'm not saying he's good or bad. I'm not even saying that I'm just saying No one knows who the Chad Zumach is And you know Florentine throws him a bone every so often. I guess first of all, as a comic, you know, you don't want someone up there. That's so much better than you. You

don't want a person. You would like a person that's not going to drive the crowd away, but you definitely don't want them killing. This is my theory. And they could work cheap and they're willing to, you know, go wherever you are because they, you know, want to be on your coattails. And that's kind of, I guess, what Florentine's doing with Zumach, but Zumach acts like he's world renowned. It's amazing to me. Really. Yes, it is interesting.

When Chad brags about how famous he is, Joe Rogan knows my name. Cool. It's funny the ant says Florentine threw him a bone cuz that's how I picture Chad is that annoying golden retriever? It's like oh you got the slobbering thing and you throw it as far as you fucking can Hoping to lose it right. I'm throwing over the fat. Yeah with us All right. So this is funny cuz Pat Pat is on, now that he's talking,

he brought up Chad Zumach. Pat actually reviewed a recording of Chad doing standup in Atlantic City. They put together that show, Evan Gino. So, when everyone was going to Atlantic City for the Super Bowl, there's like, hey, there's gonna be a comedy show down the road. And so, the audio got out.

Pat listened to it, reviewed it out of his show, and he's got some thoughts about Chad's standup ability here. It's insane. I went I went over his show that he did in Atlantic City. I on the stream, I just like watched or listened to the whole thing. It was a video, but it was like mostly just listening. And I was like, Yeah, this is open mic shit. Yeah, yes. Doing comedy for I don't know how long and I was I was really just kind of like correcting the jokes

Making suggestions drop this you drop everything Start all over again write it from your perspective your perspective now, but you're criminal. I mean Just a piece of shit and has not been able to crawl out of the barrel and pointed another piece of shit He just keeps trying to point the fingers go right back at him and he loves to point. Oh my god, does he love to? Oh, yeah, he lives for this shit more maybe more than anybody He's a great character in the hole in the whole area. Oh, yeah. Yeah, I don't have any Thing is he still can't beat out Stilto for second place after Stilto. No, no. He's not as interesting. He's a low level, I'll steal

your credit card out of the gym locker at a gym. What a scumbag move that is. But if you have your wife divorces you and goes in cocaine and some like destroyed ruined lawyer allegedly, that's interesting. I want to hear more about that. Yeah. And seemingly with his full cooperation, you know, like April meet this guy who's going to cock me. Oh God. And then when she wouldn't go with him it sounds like cuz you know, she's all wrapped up and coke and you know strange dick at that point cuz you know how It's gonna be married. They're like, you know, you know who really rings your bell sexually who really makes your motor run is anybody but your spouse So that's them discussing, Erin and Chad.

I thought that was fun. Yeah, that was great. Nice conversation on there. And so we do have an update on Nick Ricada. Are you following this? I have been. Okay, so I wanna play a quick clip from Legal Mindset, and then we'll get into it,

because I've been saying this for a while, Nick Ricada's case of course. He's the attorney in Minnesota. They had the search warrant and they busted down the door, four children in the house, an ounce of cocaine in different locations all over the bedroom, on credit cards, the snort tubes, all their shit. They had guns that were just out, and all this shit, all this paraphernalia, other drugs were found, ketamine I think. And so he was arrested for that. And Nick's whole thing is, well the search warrant wasn't valid.

We get the search warrant thrown out, they can't use any of this evidence, we're clear to go. the search warrant says, well, the search warrant wasn't valid. We get the search warrant thrown out. They can't use any of this evidence. We're we're clear to go and I've been saying it's a possibility. So, there's there's three things that Nick was hoping. Nick

Rikati was hoping would get this thrown out and uh the three things were Aaron is called a concerned citizen in this search warrant. He's named as a concerned citizen. And there's a few concerned citizens, but they don't really explain that no, Aaron's out for revenge. He's scorned. He wants to take them down.

He wants to get them arrested. So it's not just a concern citizen. It's obvious the church went, oh, that guy's part of the story. Right. The police officer didn't see the original video of Nick being drunk and coked up on His stream because Nick took his down, but somebody else reuploaded it So the police officer saw a reupload and edited version well I don't know if it was I thought that he was saying that it was well

They're saying it could be okay. There's no way to know if you're seeing it That's not from Nick Stream. Anyone could CGI Coke at anyone's nostril, right? Theoretically, I guess. And then the other thing is there was a reference to a welfare check by Child Parenthood Services or whatever similar type of organization. And what happened was somebody went to the organization

to do a welfare check and the organization said there wasn't enough evidence to do it. But that was referenced in the warrant as if it did happen and therefore we need to get in there and save those kids. Those kids! We gotta save those kids! So this is from Legal Mindset.

He's breaking down what happened to Nick trying to get this other trial going. It's like a Frank trial. Yeah, I'm actually shockingly not familiar with this. Yeah, I wasn't familiar with that either. Yeah, there's a lot of weird legal stuff that can happen with all of these sorts of cases. It goes way beyond my knowledge. What he was trying to do was get a trial to push back against the fact that the search warrant was valid.

He wasn't just trying to get a throw down, he was just trying to get a trial to present evidence to get a throw down. And a lot of the reason that people do things like that is also to delay the additional proceedings. Well yeah, what do you got to lose? Exactly. I would think, but apparently this was not a good move on next part The information contained within the search warrant was accurate and reliable for the viewing judge. There were no clear false

statements significant material missions or material misrepresentations that caused the search warrant to be false misleading or in violation of their warrant to be false misleading or in violation of their constitutional rights. There it is, guys. There's the argument that they hinged everything on my constitution and it has been blown out of the water. So the lawtubers who are reviewing this are all saying that this was a bad move on Nixbar because now he can't question anything in the search warrant. Like that's already been decided, like, nope, search warrants valid. So you're going to go to trial and you can't even bring in the search warrant. Like that's already been decided, like nope, search warrant's valid, so you're gonna go to trial

and you can't even bring up the search warrant. So now it's either gonna go to trial or he's gotta make a plea deal. Yeah, you don't get a second bite at the apple. That's effectively what's happening. Yes, so a lot of people are saying you shouldn't have done that. I don't know, I thought it seemed like a valid thing

to try and get the search warrant thrown out. Makes your life a lot easier. It's also interesting, whenever you're Challenging the Constitution that's another really big delay tactic because if you can't get it brought up and more and more courts That's a lot of delays so and and that can sometimes help you quite a bit Well and Nick is not liked by the people in the criminal justice system in his area Absolutely, he's called a lot of them out and done live streams about what assholes they are

Yeah, so so him getting this move up to higher courts is a probably very good guys. What's up? Yeah, oh, it's it's you So it's still to of course we're discussing it this morning. He's very excited There's a big victory for Aaron cuz that's the way Aaron thinks if those guys get a victory. That's good for me How does that help you in any single way? Because of revenge? Okay, well that makes you a shitty person, but all right. And then we also have Nick's motion

to get a Frank's hearing. Frank's hearing. In his second degree felony case for drug possession around his children while he had guns in the house. Well, that motion was to get a hearing to see if he could get the search warrant thrown out, which if he did would basically collapse

the state's whole case against him. And it's over, it's all done. So he went for this. So his motion was not to have it thrown out. His motion was just to get in a building where he could argue whether or not It should be through orange should be thrown out. So this is like You know, it's 30 to 3 and you're just trying to get back into the game. You know, you're just trying To make this competitive this fucking guy the sports analogies. That's not the right sports analogy on this

You're down by four touchdowns, you're just trying to do this, get one touchdown back. No, no, he was trying to get it completely thrown out. He's trying to get the other team DQ'd so you win the game, you get a W. That's not the right analogy, but it's turned everything into a football game. It's the only way he knows how to talk

because he's a child like that. A little bit more from our buddy Aaron. Is the most embarrassing one. Where he's accused Deputy Pomplin of lying because Deputy Pomplin said that Nick and myself had a falling out, that we were friends and we had a falling out. And Nick said, well, he's lying because it was way worse than that. It was way... Oh, come on. Yeah.

That sounds gay, dude. Yeah, that sounds like you were in love. Yes, that sounds like you were in love. I love the way he's spinning this. It's more than a falling out. You want to ruin his life. I've had falling outs with people. We just don't contact each other anymore.

Yeah, you're just done. Yeah, it's like, okay, well, that person's out of my life now. I don had falling outs with people, we just don't contact each other anymore. Yeah, you're just done. Yeah, it's like, okay, well, that person's out of my life now. I don't sit there and go, now how do I get these children taken away from him and get him thrown in prison? Oh, good idea. For as long as possible. And so that's the point that Nick's making is just like, yeah, it's not the, you know, it's way more than just a falling out. This guy's actually trying to destroy my family and my life and Aaron's like that's gay What? What do you mean? That's gay?

What are you talking about and Nick has only provided more evidence of that as time has gone on and Regardless of how I feel about him personally, I'm embarrassed for him. Oh, wow. It's always the bigger person, this guy. I wish Nick would not stop embarrassing himself. I hate that when that happens. Meanwhile, he's celebrating the entire episode today. Just celebrating this judgment. It's all he did.

Yeah, this judgment against Nick. I tried to listen. I skipped around a little bit because I couldn't deal with it. All he did was talk about, wow, you know, this is so great for me. And also we started out with the goal with $250 today. Are you guys aware of that? We started it out at $250. So we got to get to an even higher goal. Shut the fuck up Aaron. Cause concern for Nick is touching, but Aaron, please never stop embarrassing yourself.

It's funny you bring up the goal, Lucy, because yesterday on his show, let me break down what's happening here. There's a little bit of a backstory that I need to set up to understand how wild this is. Last Monday, he does a night show, he does a morning show and a night show. The morning show he needs 350, the night show he needs 250.

He missed the goal by $105 on the Monday night show. So he's like, I got to figure out a new approach to this. I got to get a new strategy. He comes in Tuesday morning and does his best blind Mike impression where blind Mike was doing an impression of Aaron and like you assholes, owe me all the entertainment I give you. You're not giving me money towards the goal. You better start giving me money towards the goal right now. I'm not even gonna put up with this. And when Biden Mike was doing it, it was a goof. We were all in on it. It was funny.

He made a lot of money from that. So Aaron goes, I'm gonna try that. So he did that last Tuesday. It resulted in him not making the goal once or twice or thrice, but frice. Okay. I wasn't sure if you're gonna go for it or not.

He made frice go. He made the equivalent of four or five times the goal. once or twice or thrice, but frice. I wasn't sure if you were gonna go for it or not. He made frice goals, he made the equivalent of four goals on his Tuesday morning. And so now he's like, I gotta make four goals every Tuesday morning. Where's the sports analogy when you need it? It's fucking awesome.

I need four goals. Right. So now he's, and it's a weird thing in business too, too This is gonna sound dumb, but when you're a salesperson you have a really good quarter or a really good month It actually can fuck you because the next year you have to go against those numbers like well We know in March you always kill it like no I just got that one big fucking thing that came in and so now I'm not gonna hit my goal So Aaron now has this goal and now Tuesdays he has to get quad goals and so real media player does a great job of

Only playing the goal clips from his show and this is over 40 minutes long So you think about this is Tuesday morning show over 40 minutes of it is Erin talking about the goal show over 40 minutes of it is Aaron talking about the goal. Right? Sam show says is widow baby still hung over? Here's what widow baby is. Widow baby is tired of begging and tired of all that and you guys got me used to a certain lifestyle, a certain method of living. Last Tuesday, I would really like to do that again. I would really like to go on the same rally We went on yesterday morning or last Tuesday morning in the first hour I would just like a ton of money so I could just not worry about it do my show be entertaining beef Hey guys, I got this crazy idea. Yeah, what if everyone just gave me money?

So I don't have to beg for money anymore. Huh? Yeah some shut up money. How did I not think about this sooner? I don't know but isn't that a great idea if you guys just like gave me tons of money Right now and then I had all that money that I need Fun so last week I think was a great run of shows and we didn't have to worry about any money So here's what I want you guys to do summers over You don't have anything to spend a lot of money on you're gonna be hunkered down in the house for a long time Just what is he talking about? So spend money on me? What does he mean? You don't have any bills when the summers over

He's saying that you're not gonna be spending money going to the bars as much and you're not you're not gonna need to I was trying to where he lives and where I live. It's still been 80 degrees out every single fucking day first off but secondly You need more money than winter to travel get the fuck out of Dodge To enjoy yourself, so I don't know what he's talking about, but this is the way he thinks he's just like guys What are you gonna spend your money on yourself and your family give it to me? Just throw us a shitload of money. We deserve it stream labs PayPal Venmo Those are the preferred ways. Cause then we get them right away. I'm greedy. So the rumble rants, the, the YouTube let yeah.

Like gradient says, go, go, go, go, go, go, go. Yes. Money, money, money, money. That's all I'm about these days. It's all I've been about for the last couple of years is because that's what it takes to keep this show on the air. So the sad truth of it is money, money first, and then we can focus on doing a good show. Otherwise it's one eye on the goal, one eye on money. Oh shit, I'm a fraud. We're not making any money today while also trying to do a show. So I prefer I've seen the way it works.

What's his longterm thoughts on this? What does he think is going to happen because I did hear him on the show today talking about how Maybe we can start doing it where I make the entire week of goals in the first day And then any money we make that week will go towards the next week will always be ahead of the goal Like is that the ultimate scenario for him? That's basically what he was saying today all day Yeah, we started out with it was $243 because somebody donated at 2 o'clock in the morning to us on the PayPal So we're gonna count that into today's show even though it wasn't part of the show because they still gave us the money

So let me pretend that I have the money. It's so weird how he acts like that's a good thing for us. I'll never donate to this show. I'll watch whatever I wanna watch that he puts out there and I'll never give him a dime. He's like, isn't it great? It's only two or three bucks today. He's like, it makes no difference to me at all. It doesn't change anything.

It doesn't change anything. Yeah, I was just gonna say, he's acting like that contributes to the goodness of his show. It does not. His show is equally shitty no matter what. I mean, it's way worse when he's he's acting like that contributes to the goodness of his show It does not his show is equally shitty no matter what I mean It's way worse when he's begging for the goal except for I don't know that it is I enjoy that the best this is the best But I'll just skip around a little bit because it's like I said go out forever all the dead presidents are men

It's not you know what that's not bad. I'll see if you dude says, sorry that was terrible, I'll try to do better. You will. You will. You could start with a hundred dollars. That's better. You know? If you make a bad joke and you feel really bad about it, just click on PayPal. A hundred bucks will make you feel a lot better. Plus you'll get to hear this. That's a new thing he's doing. If you give me 50 bucks or more, I'll play this drop. And it's just like, I just heard it for free. Yeah. It's a four second stupid drop thing. I'm supposed to be like, well, that's worth 50 bucks. Hold on. Let me get my credit card out. Fucking idiot. Someone else said you can do the Shane O Mac one. That's possible to this is the kind of ideas he comes up with. I'd love to be in a brainstorming session

with Aaron Abel. How do we make more money? Well, let me think about it. What if we told them to give us a hundred bucks? Cause fuck you. Okay. Write that down. No, no wrong answers here. We're all brainstorm. We'll put it on the easel. What else we got? What if I insult everyone's mothers who was watching the show? Okay. Yep. What if I commit more crimes? Okay. Yeah, that's pretty good. What if I ran on more of my friends and get them in trouble with the law? Would that do it? Yes Actually, yes based on the past turns out well

Maybe and feel bad like jive turkey just did and throw us 50 bucks throw us a hundred bucks Give me weird with it, dude. I'm a fraud. I'm feel bad like jive turkey just did and throw us 50 bucks throw us a hundred bucks get weird with it dude I'm a fraud I'm fucking disgusting and I just need to knock out tonight's goal do an extra hour of overtime and get to rub that in their faces right I'll be a buttload of the evening show I'll turn you against them so that we can steal their overtime this is insane so he's changing all the rules He's making up new rules I don't understand all of them yet. I haven't figured it out yet But apparently if they make more money than the goal in the morning that money goes towards it carries over the evening goal And so the evening audience which is totally different audience

I different people isn't carrying their weight and then the morning people can feel pride that they're the ones and oh that's the other thing The overtime that you get so it's a half an hour if they go to overtime you get half an hour more show but if they hit the goal and the evening goal all the overtime goes to the morning show they get an extra hour in the morning show the evening guys don't get overtime but if they then make the goal for tuesday tuesday night and wednesday then wednesday night they watch a movie on the evening so you it to watch a movie with bad Why do you understand this so well? It's I? Listen to it. I'm very ridiculous

I'm really impressed keep changing and evolving and none of it makes sense to me like why I would possibly care about that This guy is phoning it in so much like if you give me a bunch of money. I'll watch a movie on Wednesday Or you could just do a show I can can watch movies. I know how to do that. I don't need help. And then the evening show people get to watch Matt watch a good movie and watch him think it's terrible. Everybody wins here guys. See that? And then the Wednesday evening people get to watch Matt watch a movie. Everybody wins here. What are you talking about? Aaron used to talk about how he was a professional. He's the only one that does professional shows. He's an ex radio guy. He knows how to do this and he's the most amateur guy in the entire devil verse. I apologize. Suttery John's more amateur,

but watch it's it's close. It's getting there. I promise. Uh, the post has learned that Smith 52 to that question ever. Cause everyone always tries to get you with like, Oh, you wouldn't laugh if it was your kids. Like, of course not. What am I a sociopath? I wouldn't laugh if it was my kid, but guess what? Someone like me who doesn't know my kid would probably laugh. It's just part of the deal. Britney with 10 bucks over on Venmo and she sent a heart with it. Thank you guys. You can send hearts You can send tombstones. You can send death threats. I don't give a shit Just give us money so we can knock out our goal and I'm not

Sending death threats with money. They'd be like that's fine. Sorry. It's ten bucks. Thanks for the ten producer Chris I'm on my way to kill you now See at the gym later, what does that mean? Stressed about money all the time and stinking and shaking and everything else 240 is our number today guys get this thing knocked out. I Want it knocked out post-haste click? So he was complaining at the Beasley like guys just give me all the money right now if we did last time Give me all the money didn't happen So he's just begging throughout the show more and more and more of them were 145 away one more push is like delivering

babies one more push and we're done i'm done with goals i'm done with begging for money stream labs paypal venmo hammer it out be done i'm not going to do this in the last five minutes i'm going to do this during the fun show i I'm gonna interrupt the show to raise this money and so I don't have to worry about it going forward So the earliest we knock this out the more comfortable this whole thing gets throw us a feed me out of money We got drops for you over 50 bucks It's so weird the psychology involved in this. He's like, guys, don't you want me to be more comfortable and not stressed out? Why do I care?

That's not my concern. Could you imagine every show you watch, you have to be responsible for the host's well-being? No, that's awful. I feel like that when I listen to Stern these days. Well, yeah, no shit, that's why I can't listen to it. Does somebody keep track of how frequently he meets the goal? I he well, okay. Here's what happens. Tell me more. He almost always hits the goal

Yeah, but it oftentimes comes in at the last minute and it's in an area that no one else can see Venmo or paper Oh, just got 75 bucks at Venmo. Okay, we hit the goal. We so people are suspicious of this I don't think that I've ever actually watched that long into one of his shows to get to the you got to scrub right to that That's the best part of the show It's a slippery slope because he doesn't want to admit to taking a loss, right? But he still wants the money to come in every day. He doesn't want people to think like they've done enough So correct, he's got a saddle You don't want to just be like a loser like all people aren't giving them money anymore

so you gotta be like wow this person gave me a hundred bucks oh so you're all set no he goes away for a little bit he comes back to 55 bucks away from today's goal you've gotten it down all this way I'm not doing the shit where we're comfortable we're looking good I don't need to mention the goal I'm not doing the shit where we're comfortable. We're looking good. I don't need to mention the goal. I'll mention it in the last five minutes because you guys have done such a great job.

Nope, not resting on my laurels anymore. Guys, it's time to pony up the dough. The people early on got us right there. Your turn now. Streamlabs, PayPal, Venmo, Superchats, Rumble Rants, et cetera. It's so crazy to me that no matter how many people give him money and how much money he gets, he still needs more. He's like, yeah, but did you give me money yet? Why haven't you given me money? I see there's another person in here who hasn't

given me money. It's ungrateful. It's wildly ungrateful. So check this out. The reason why I wanted to play those clubs for you, I just kind of bounced around through that. It goes out and on and on is because when he does hit the goal, listen to his reaction. Now he didn't hit the goal in regulation, as they call it. He didn't get there in four hours, but they were within $50, so he does overtime on credit, which means I'll do another 30 minutes,

but you guys still owe me the money, and he still begs for the money in overtime while he's doing that. And this is when he finally did actually hit the goal. Oh my God. Biden crime family says, will you calm your man tits now? New boot goofing. Let me know if I get to pick a movie for tonight. $100. Fuck yeah. Thank you. Another win for the toe. Suck my fucking dick. I'm, this is how he thinks. What a gracious host.

Yeah, these are the people who are contributing to his show, who are watching him and always thinking about it as the haters. Always thinking about it as Patrick Melton and Chad Zuma. Suck my fucking dick. I just hit the goal and he thinks that the people who don't like him as detractors

are like, aw, damn it. You're gonna get money and your dick sucked? Come on. God, damn it. He hit the goal. Well, that, damn it. You're going to get money and your dick sucked? God damn it. He hit the goal. Well, that ruins my day. I don't think like you think, Erin. I don't think that you doing well affects my life in any single way whatsoever.

That's, that's our goal segment for today. Oh, yay. Always good stuff. I want to bring on Annie. Hey. Our review girl is here. Annie, you ready to poke a dabbler with us? I'm excited to. All right, let's get into it here. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. To poke a dabbler. Are you ready to play? To poke a dabbler. Are you ready to play to poke a dabbler? That they wouldn't actually do it.

Yep. How long are you gonna put your head in the sand and tell yourself that they won't actually do it? Of course they will. Yep. Of course they will. And the thing is we have the House, we have the Senate, we have the White House, we have an AG,

and for some reason, Dems can't seem to stop any of this. And that's because the Republican, like, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy,

I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy,

I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-democracy, I'm a pro-dem problem because I'm the one being swung on by the Republicans. And I'm not a person who typically is willing to be sanguine about that. I'm not chillaxing and cool when somebody swings on me and mine or even anybody I care about. Yep. It's totally anathema to me to watch Joe Biden and let Louie DeJoy be in the USPS. I agree. I agree. Like it's an announcement to me and I'm being told over and over, oh they're going to plant. I don't trust you. Yep. I don't trust you because you're not hardwired like I am. Because if you were hardwired like I am, you would have had that

MF arrested on January 22nd. Yep. Thanks for the 15 Norwegian Krona. If anyone tried to take away my daughter's right to get a legal abortion, it wouldn't mean war. Any politician uttering this in Norway would be toast. And you know what? I've been to Norway. What did John say next? Here are your choices.

Number one, my mom is from Denmark. Okay, I have two. Next. Skål. Four. Three months paid vacation. And lastly, yup. To Pope.

A dabble. Ah, that's brilliant. I gotta go one, my mom's from Denmark. I just see him saying something stupid like that What do you think Lucy type box? This is a hard one? I'm gonna go next skull that could be it for sure Annie I really hope it's yelp. So I'm going with yelp. Yeah, I know I think that's reasonable producer Chris I also went next school All right. Let's see what we got here

next school. All right. Let's see what we got here. Aspynut said, thanks for the 15 Norwegian crony. If anyone tried to take away my daughter's right to get a legal abortion, it wouldn't mean war. Any politician uttering this in Norway would be toast. And you know what? I've been to Norway and I will come to know I'm, if this becomes real, cause I will never ever see my right over control over myself damn it card have got us again didn't they yeah? He's doing good at this. Yeah, we're all losers God damn it. We didn't make the goal. I bet Aaron's loving this right now. Yeah, I can't even win to poke a dabbler

fuck He's loving this right now now we have have to suck his shit. Zubak is celebrating this Huh even Kevin Brennan's probably having a party over there It may be Joe might not have it in him to fight and swing it to me Daniel 131 thank you for the three dollars. Let me ask you this though Because I'm not a lawyer obviously and you are um That's all for this time They come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabler

Brought to you by dabble verse TV go there now and follow the channel Sit Eugene sit good dog Damn you Cardiff What is this dead to me? Oh did he fuck up the the edit on this video? It looks like it What else happens Next also dead to me Unless Cardiff is trying to say something Hmm, I assume that he just fucked up because he's a little bit of a scattered potato

That Cardiff electric Hmm. All right. Well, that's excellent. Thanks Carter for the game. We always enjoy that. What have we done today? I'll tell you, we did it all. We've done everything there is to do. Chrissy Salem, Metal Mascara. What a show that was. We learned so much from both Chrissy and Jesse Pump. Appreciate that. We had the Moving On Out from Brother Ted. Fantastic song for Stuttering John going to the East Coast from LA Cringe of the Week featured Kevin Quinn and this hilarious parody song for Kmart Opie is literally doing scorched show minus a lot of the production She has more equipment and more production going on which is amazing to sit opi, but wow it's close

I mean if you had to watch both programs you'd be like Fit some people are gonna say this one sucks worse and 50% gonna say this one sucks worth. I don't know I don't even know how you would judge that honestly Pat Dixon Anthony Koume on to discuss Aaron Imholt and he brought up Chad Zumach We got an update on Nick Rekeda The case is not going well for him. He went for it. He took a big home run swing and that ball just got right by him.

So we'll see what happens with that. But that made Aaron Immelt very happy on steel toe. He's very excited about this. He thinks that's a big win for him. Of course, we'll see what happens with his pending legal issues and his felony. That's in December. It'll be a win for the toe I think so. Yeah

Two years in prison whatever Yeah, we got a recent books. We great but meeting a reason. Yeah, I'm being a badass. What's a felony charge? Oh, yeah, plus it I'm sure you'd be like we start up like a boxing class or something at the prison, okay? Or we see would tell us that well, I got a two o'clock rape at uh Poking a dad learn oh, but you know what that means it is time for everyone's favorite part of the show You know this is Annie I Would like you to tell me it's the part of the show we play a clip Of the podcast that will be reviewing the next episode of where these podcasts and we do that to tease the audience if they're excited

About the next episode that's going to be coming here for a year, and I finally just figured it out That's what the teaser is for that's why we do The teaser and so let's check out what we'll be listening to Vinny Paulino is coming over and we're gonna Watch this We have Shane Gillis John Keever here Killing Gilly and Keeves Welcome to the show guys. You're a little late. You're hungover. We're getting you a beer. We're trying to get you up to speed How we feeling? I feel good. It's good to see it's good to see you, too

Yeah, you have an only fans. I do have an only fan. What are you doing on there? I wear women's lingerie and all No, I just put a model in lingerie the first video he posted was him was him beating off on his own face I charge $60 for it. Yeah, only 60 we go. We're gonna ease Yeah, we go we're gonna ease 60 bucks On his own face through his legs up over the time I didn't I shot into my own face But you caught some in your mouth on my forehead, right? This is a show called out and about a suggestion from Captain Chaos there on bar stool Sponsored by better help. So I'm looking forward to

Diving into that program a big difference between in your mouth and on your forehead. No, I Would think so. Yeah, okay quite different. I look forward to hearing about it. You agree with that So that'll be fun. We'll definitely check that out. I want to thank my friend Lucy type box for coming over Doing all this prep work for us Participating on the show and of course people can find you on Once Over with Kaylee on YouTube. Yes, they sure can. They can also find me at Once Over with Kaylee, C-A-Y-L-E-Y on Patreon. On YouTube I do movie reviews, new episodes every Tuesday, sometimes some additional bonus content over there. Recently I did a review of Cape Fear with Wyatt from CinemaTrip reviews and coming up this week is going to be body double with

Huzy entertainment. Oh Stuff and then patreon popsicle reviews that are not sexy at all. Oh zero sexiness. All right So check that out. Of course any the review girl after this I'm gonna be going live with birch the great to talk about Mass Effect from 2007 you can find it on my youtube channel. I rebranded it from what is this game to what's this game? So that won't be any more confusing to find at all. So it's what stash this stash game on YouTube. That's correct All right, definitely checked out. We did get some gifts I want to open up some gifts real quick before we do reviews and voicemails Lucy you got something

It's been here for a little while. All right. I apologize for that. It is from JS Did you pre-op you didn't pre-open? I did not reopen this but it's paper. I'm sure you can figure this out I probably can't you're really insane. I mean, you know, you're moving furniture around a lot. Yeah building some big muscles We're getting there very close There's more wrapping in here. There's so much more wrapping. Oh relax. We're gonna get through this together We're all a team here see don't forget the garbage place This is from JS

Do we know JS? I I do know JS I am supposed to wear this while I eat a garbage plate, but I don't know what this is so Let's find out together I Don't think that it's a bib if it is a bib. It's a very very fancy bib Also on my patreon wow this is very nice also on my patreon I review all of the things that I get in the mail here So if you ever want to see me wearing things like this eating a garbage plate eating a garbage plate

The answer to that is my patreon would you wear anything underneath that I? Wasn't instructed to and I like to follow instructions. All right good woman. All right very good. That's what it is a good woman That's a patron worth investing in that's that's very cute. Thank you very much this all right, then we got this box from Nate from Flint and I was kind of turned off by it because he Gave me his old shitty Michigan hat That's cool, bro. I don't need that. But from the desk of Nate Roberts. Oh, I put his name in there. I can't wait to see you guys. I'm not supposed to read that or not. Oh, here's a photo of him wearing that the to be distributed any variation from the plan or result in a powerful legal consequences coming down the chimney Lucy stretchy vagina no fan of b-movies should be ignorant of the amazing star wars ripoff that is crawl. Oh, yeah

Thank you very much I have seen crawl before amazing All right, there's something on here for Andy who hates politics. Well'll have Andy on here again soon. Yeah. I can give him that. Thank you so much. Uh, Andy gets the, uh, constitution. It also includes the declaration of independence. That's exciting. Producer Chris, feel free to use the switch blade to slice fancy cheeses, slick back your hair in a cool rebellious manner, or fend off unwanted advances from sub-8s who don't know their place. Waka Waka. Comedy

comes in threes. Waka Waka. Thank you, sir. So I believe that gift is for you. Right. Carl, I've saved the most valuable gift for you. This hat is too worn out for me to use in my work anymore, but it may be a good use to you Not only is my alma mater is defending national champions in football. Yes. Yeah, we know But this hat is infused with the sweat of thousands of tree murders lawns mode Roof specs clearly trudges Tramp or hedges trim children of Nate beaten for sloppy work and other manful deeds Okay, it's getting really stupid I like it did he explain why I got this book too

Maybe you would find out yeah tapped out. Maybe that's Randy too. Did he write this book? No That's his name, right? Yeah, he tapped out maybe that's Randy too. Oh did he write this book? No That's his name, right? That's his name written by Nate from Flint, Michigan Wow That's so cool. Look at that. That's him not in the hat no shit We got an author real switchblade Yeah, it's not comb. It's not a comb so don't use it on your hair. I mean you could use it on your hair

What let Jenny jingles do that? Okay, I wouldn't recommend you try Well, isn't that exciting? Thank you guys Remember you can go to who are these calm to get the links all the things but also if you want to send us hot sauce and drugs and gifts in the mail, we do appreciate it, please Join us again next time. It might be the episode we find out once for all. Who are these podcasts? Sleep well, everybody. Starting in the mosh pits of morning radio. And now the show is over now. Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Annie, do we have any new reviews that you'd like to read for us? Yeah, I got one good one for us today.

Comes in from the Commissioner J on 9-2024. Content devoid of value. Smiley face. Huh. The point of this seems to be blind trashing other podcasts. Maybe I caught the wrong one. None of the 3-15 hosts slash contributors seem to be informed, expert, curious, or inspired enough to actually make this interesting comedian or comedic or genuinely quit or critical

the type of people who you call Comedy they're too dumb to understand um random just a little louder that sentence sucked Which you could say is listening of podcasts anyway glad I don't have to listen to this further could say it is listening to podcasts. Anyway, glad I don't have to listen to this further. They should have reread their review, I think. Are we reviewing reviews now? I'm sure it's a five star. Every once in a while I have to. That was hard to read. That's a five star review, aren't any? No, that one's a one star. It sounds like they hate us. That person didn't like me? Go figure. Three

of fifteen co-hosts. Is that wrong? Well, no, we play clips. So I hear all the voices on the show. Okay, see, this is my first time here. Play the clip. All right, let's check it out. Let's check out what people are saying in the voicemails. Hey, Carl, it's your boy. So I was listening to the whole incident where Aaron got arrested and he's talking about how he loves his mugshot. Well, I have a theory on this and it goes back to that one South Park episode where Cartman is performing a sexual act on butters and has a picture of him and he's worried that Kyle's going to show it off to everybody and he's like showing it off going to show it off to everybody and he's like

showing it off to the rest of the class before Kyle can get to it. I think that's kind of what Aaron's doing is he's trying to paint a light on this picture where he is saying, oh yeah, he's like pointing the good things about the picture. Something that people would probably not see in a creepy looking photo of that weird looking serial killer looking smile of his. He'd be like, you've got to admit, this is a really nice picture. That's exactly what Cartman did in that episode.

He's like, you guys got to admit, this is a pretty nice picture. I mean, it has a lot of symbolism here. I mean, I'm giving the thumbs up and butters is knocked out and blah, blah, blah. And yeah, that's just kind of, okay, wrap it up kind of the whole thing. I agree of that scenario. Okay. I lost my train of thought. No, you didn't. You wrapped it up. That was a stupid fucking blah, blah, blah. that was everything you needed to say But yes, I agree with you. I think that there is some truth to that where he's just like I'm gonna pretend that I did that

On purpose. I look awesome in it Husey is in the or he was in the discord. He says Husey entertainment Is that not the name of his? YouTube it's Husey entertainment. Yeah. Also, there's poop all over this DVD. I'm just noticing. Oh That's horrific. Hopefully it's use the entertainment thought yeah also there's poop all over this DVD. I'm just noticing oh That's horrific. Hopefully. It's dirt Doesn't he work in dirt. Yeah, it's probably from your hat I don't like that night the fuck man All right, apparently I hate our audience

All right, apparently I hate our audience. Carl, why do you hate half your audience with your Kamala Harris ads at the beginning of your podcast? Sometimes randomly throw your podcast. What if it defied half your audience? And also Steely Dan's okay. Owner of a lonely heart, great song. Roundabout, another great song. So, they're not bad. All right, sir.

Those aren't Steely Dan songs. I don't place the Kamala Harris ads, just the Chuck Norris ad. That's that's me. That's right. But I don't do live reads for for Kamala. I'll tell you that. Yeah.

This one's for you, producer Chris. Oh, Sean from New Hampshire. What's up, producer Chris credit where credit is due. Thank you again for that awesome Zapper intro. Um, also I'm, I'm quite lonely. Um, do you think you want to hang out sometime and you know, discuss some of those earlier stuff with the mothers of invention? Yeah.

Okay. Please call me back. I'll see you in Detroit. Chris will definitely chat with you about that. No problem at all. Oh, this is incredible right here. We are on our 556th episode of Who Are These Podcasts, which means before today there were 555 episodes that we've put out.

On the main feed, there's bonus shows, there's mini-sodes, there's other things, but at the main feed, the main main episodes the core episodes 555 hey Carl, this is the B and D closing logo I am a good friend of dick in embed and this is how I talk If you don't know who I am, just do a little quick Google search and look up a video of my closing logo. Anywho Do a little quick Google search and look up a video of my closing logo. Anywho, I just wanted to say, producer Chris, get you ready. Put your finger on the soundboard and on the particularly the button that plays the Simpsons kids cheering. But ya boy has listened to almost all

555 episodes through an almost an entire year's worth marathon So he should be good at the trivia game, thank you. Thank you. Thank you Quick Google search and yeah Have fun with your nightmares tonight after seeing my face Boy well, thank you for binging who are these podcasts great We leave it all out there for people you go back to listen to the really shitty episodes we used to do In the early days of this show

Gary and San Diego calling it. Well, I guess it's confirmed John has been banned and barred from Stevie Tomatoes. Say it ain't so. But he found a new bar to go to. Yeah. Where is it? And when will he be banned from the new bar? That's the question.

John, quit your goddamn lip smacking. Rock and roll up. Yeah, Gary really hates the lip smacking and I don't blame him. He better not start going to torch because that's my spot. John starts going to fucking torch. I'm so pissed. I like that place. Yeah, me too. It's my spot, John. My spot. You can't be there. This one is a little rough, but I think it's okay to play on here. I imagine this. Yo, nigga, that cracker that called up with that song, you know what? That shit was funny. He cried, you know, it wasn't perfect, but you know what? He at least tried to be funny and he didn't give up.

So, and he did it like within 45 seconds. Fonse said give that nigga two thumbs up, you know I'm saying if you were giving niggas thumbs, you know Oh, yeah, that shit was funny as hell. Keep it up, bro. You're funnier than me. What like No, well, actually I got a little dick too. Anyways, see you later. My little burger man Alright see you later, man Let's watch our peas and and Q's on the voice belt, people. What are you trying to do over here? Hey, it's a long time friend of the show. Hey Kyle, it's Lopo Taco.

I just wanted to say Stevie Dan rules. Everyone loves them here in Utah. Okay, great show. Bye bye. All right, bye bye. One more. We've never gotten a call from this person before. Hey, Carl. And the rest. Long time no talk. It's me. Stuttering John's hemorrhoid. I just wanted to say thanks to whoever sent stuttering John the Rochester hot

Hot in the rock hot sauce Really good. Yeah, it's really revitalized me quite a bit now. I can't say the same for John though he begrudgingly puts it on to his food and Made me grow quite a bit. I haven't been this stimulated since John cut his fingernails and really got up in there. Okay, well, that's all I had to say. It's enough. Bye.

Bye, John Zebride. Too much TMI. Cause I got a bloody ass, bloody ass, whoa Douche the Devil verse with his acoustic version of Bloody Ass, great stuff Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr A plane is hit right we watch a Carly Yes, thank you for tuning in bye You just sent me a Frenchy Hanna yeah, you have a new podcast out. Yeah, I think we've missed three episodes Yeah, all right. We gotta talk about that. We got her so excited. I love I know you do and I think Vinny hates Frenchies that oh so we gotta do Frenchie yes Tom Myers and Frenchie

You know my friend about that thing I did without the bow whatever cares about that. We got more important That's how we trick Vinny into coming I gotta go. Goodbye go goodbye yeah we're worried why that was a great episode okay folks guess what this is the episode oh man that was a good episode I was a good Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh. Listen, shut up for a second. Laughing at jerks?