Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep557 - Out and About

Episode Date: September 29, 2024

Trish and Nana are two gay guys who do a show about being two gay guys. Okay, we’ve seen this before, what’s the twist? For some reason it’s on Barstool’s network. Oh, weird. Nana is confused ...about sports and sometimes he farts into the microphone. So it’s hilarious. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to try to figure out why the Out and About guys don’t ever show the videos or images they’re reacting to. We finally learn why Frenchie Hana talks the way she does and then we wildly speculate about the details. Ken Tamplin is a guy who teaches you how to sing for the low price of “empty your pockets.” He’s done very well with his YouTube channel until two weeks ago when it was discovered he might be a total fraud. Steel Toe is actively gaslighting his audience and coping after Anthony Cumia called him the new Stuttering John. Speaking of John, he watches videos without vetting them first and boy did that backfire on him this week. His cohost, Rob Saul, is a giant POS. Cardiff joins us for another round of To Poke a Dabbler, we tease the beginning of Jocktober, we get caught up on the internet news, and listen to your voicemails.  Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop The Creep Off - https://thecreepoff.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:03:23 game first, but I'll meet up with people afterwards So we'll pick a spot let everybody know in that channel Also, we encourage our listeners give us a five-star review on Apple podcast or wherever you review podcasts and then chill over us in the comment section today We'll be revealing a show called out and about Think someone in our discord said since Carlos finally come out of the closet. Maybe it's time for him to review this show We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it before how to do it the show hosted by Pat McAuthlin and Joey Camasta aka Trish and Nana
Starting point is 00:03:53 yeah so Pat is known as Trish and Joey is known as Nana and the way they talk to each other is a bit disturbing I'll be honest I learned a fun fact about them what's that do you know how Joey is famous? I don't actually Joey hosts another podcast. Okay was snooki. Mmm So he has a big following in that world Okay, that actually makes a lot of sense cuz I feel like I've seen him before I I think I checked in on that podcast Yeah, so then Pat works for barstool. He's a blogger. Yeah, and I look on barstool Yeah, I looked at his his blog today just to see what like his latest thing was and it was
Starting point is 00:04:32 NFL players with the biggest penises. Ah, yes, they're both gay guys very gay One of the guys is very gay. The other guy's gay You know what I mean, but because we're creeping up on jocktober Of course next month we'll be looking at radio shows or podcasts made by X radio guys. I wanted to show you a clip I found on Instagram This is a clip that they put on there to promote the show to get you excited about their podcast out and about and it just reminded me of Really bad morning radio. It's a V. She's baby blue dolphin in there. I have to pass gas.
Starting point is 00:05:06 Should I do it into the mic? Yes. Do it, do it, please do it into the mic. No. Do it into the mic, do it into the mic. Yeah. Oh my God! Tighter than I would have guessed.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Yeah. You ever repeated that? Look at that, they're losing their minds over this. He farted into the microphone never been done I eat organic produce did it hear good in the town was a sad face Reading it sounded so wet my Brown blood Wow it was not what I was expecting for his fart I was expected like like a luke
Starting point is 00:06:07 hostello well you were as excited as these guys were that I don't know I was hearing wasn't what I expected wasn't what I expected it occurs to me that that is something that's actually beneath us here at WTP we're actually above farting into the mic I will never forget I was on the Carlson and Mackenzie morning show Oh, this is going back a few years. You guys might remember Carlson Mackenzie at 94.1 Nope, and I don't know who's Carlson Mackenzie I never bothered to learn their names which one was which but one of them got very excited stood up turned around and farted into The microphone as as they're interviewing us the isotopes to play this weekend
Starting point is 00:06:43 Yeah, basically Just like a guy good stuff guys I mean this is really hack and I was kind of surprised still better than wheeze The show is doing that now. I want to start off some clips and I'll pass over to you video I know you've checked out a few different episodes of this. This is the most recent episode. Uh-huh and They're talking about they're traveling to the University of Georgia Because as you guys know, the Bulldogs are playing college football. They got a big game coming up against Alabama.
Starting point is 00:07:11 And they're very confused about everything that's going on. So these people aren't- We're not gonna be at the football game. We're gonna be at a bar watching the football game. Correct. Football game is in Alabama. Can we go to the, can we go, oh, it's not even in this place we're going.
Starting point is 00:07:23 Right. I thought it was, can we go to the actual game? Oh no, I wish. That's what's fucking unreal. Oh, so, it's not even in this place We're going right. I thought we go to the actual game. Oh, no. I wish I wish that's a game Not even in the state. We're going to yeah But you have to see like the entire city when the game goes it's fucking but it may as well be a home game It's fucking bananas What color do I wear red go down? I have a red team on it That's perfect. That'll work see it's funny because he's cake eyes. They don't know how to sports got it Oh, how do we sports do we wear colors? Are we gonna be at the game? How does this all work?
Starting point is 00:07:54 I can't imagine they actually are that confused, but apparently Joey's very confused This is the dogs and everyone says go down In Alabama, no, what do they say miss in Georgia though? What do you mean? They say go dogs. Not another floor, another Georgia school. Where's Heather Rickman go to school? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:20 She's from Atlanta. You talking about Georgia Tech? No. I think UGA is like the big one, right? Maybe it is dogs, I'll have to text her. Dynamite chemistry. Yeah, really good stuff. I mean, this guy just cannot sports.
Starting point is 00:08:33 He just cannot figure it out at all. So it's great that they're on Barstool. Yeah, I know. A place where people actually know how to sports. So they're gonna be at this bar watching this game and they kind of alluded to they're gonna be guest bartenders or something Which seems odd because that's not really their crowd people are going out to watch college football I thought that I couldn't tell if they were kidding or not
Starting point is 00:08:52 Yeah, I couldn't tell either but they had an idea that they could dress up To go out to the bar and watch this game Imagine we show up in full pop play to the bar. We show up in a pop mask. Oh, it's almost Locktober What's Locktober? Locktober. Jog your memory for a distant memory buried deep in the cerebellum of Nana's brain. Locktober.
Starting point is 00:09:17 Let's take a guess. That's when we get. What do you do with a lock in October as a gay man, as a f***? We'll have have to bleep that I have no idea is it when you like put a chain around your neck of the lock it's where you lock your cock up October you knew that I didn't know what that was of course you did you don't sell roses there of course you know walk tober Joe Rogan his buddies do it every year oh that's right October I mean how do you not know that how embarrassing is it the guys like you know like where you can't have a
Starting point is 00:09:45 Boner for the third most like I would never participate in something like that sir. I could it sounds like a really bad idea Okay, so you just heard him say all of the roses or something is it rose themed and so again That's show he just cannot get out of his own way can't figure out sports It was between the hedges so is it rose or is it rose themed? I love roses. Should I bring a bouquet of tea roses? Yes. You should show up. Should I bring a bouquet of roses to the football game? Yes. Isn't that funny how bad I am at sports? It makes so much sense that him and Snooki do a show together, doesn't it?
Starting point is 00:10:20 Yeah, I should have done a little more research on that. So are you done with yours? Yeah. Okay. Carl? I think a little more research on that. So are you done with your yeah, okay Carl Demonstrated enough that I want to give the audience at W ATP my first impression of these guys because whenever you give me a show I randomly just go and look at descriptions and pick one that looks remotely That's not random at all. Well Okay, I don't go to the most to the newest episode like you guys do I look around I like that and this one they talked about it was Nana and Trish give their deepest insecurities And this was the opening of the episode. This was my very first impression of these two
Starting point is 00:10:54 I had no idea what to expect from the show feel the soothing sound Of out and about you feel one knuckle Go inside It's a little too quick, but just breathe my dear it will Don't worry about the school bus. That's just driving by The kids will see it all eventually No, that was the cold open. Huh? That was the cold open. Good stuff. I was hooked. Immediately. I'm scared. Confused. And I didn't know if I wanted to watch anymore.
Starting point is 00:11:32 Prus and Prus needed adults. But they went from pretending to be fingered to completely boring talk with what I would call them trying to be hot jocks okay shock jocks trying to be shocking trying to be shocking so my second clip okay listen how boring I had cereal for my first I never have cereal and the milk is just like what kind of cereal you used to like milk life cereal yeah oh I loved life cereal but it's the best oh wait is that the little squares yeah a little like wheat wafers those I always love light cereal. It's classic Well, I didn't know they sold that but you what you're drinking cow's milk. You know, what else do I drink baby milk?
Starting point is 00:12:12 That daddy batter. No, I have every kind of milk at the house. I don't want milk anymore Yeah, no more milk. That's guys no dairy for us I would take a pretty big bukkake scene for a bowl of cereal guy stuff. I would imagine Welcome to dairy free member So I watch this and like I watch a bunch of different episodes and they all kind of start with them trying to be Salacious and trying to get you excited about something stupid. Okay, so buckle up Carl I just caught wind buckle up bitches You just broke wind no
Starting point is 00:12:49 buckle up I Just caught wind that I'm My second year in a row. I'll be hosting Thanksgiving. No Hosing Thanksgiving. I'm poppy was over last night popping my sister and my boyfriend and I we all went to see Jessica Here's some last night. She's fabulous. And we had the best time. The best time with Jessica Kirsten. Who you can see this weekend coming up in comedy with Carlson. Oh, go see Jessica Kirsten.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Podcast Sidespot, I hear she took a stand up. So this whole thing, who would be interested in this type of boring banter about hosting Thanksgiving? Do you have a thought on that? Well, Carl, it's worse than we think it is. Is it? Because his response to this, could you imagine a show being interesting when the response to that is this? I would, I would be in Massachusetts sort of thing soon, but I would love to lend a hand with you in any sort of tablescape shopping, any sort of decoration. It's gonna be a lot. Moving things around, I'm there for you, whatever you need, I'm ready to help.
Starting point is 00:13:44 Pfft. Okay. Are you fucking kidding me? Could you imagine if this was the creep off? Yeah, Carl? There'd be a consequence that be yeah, do something nice for the other person okay dress up as a maid well I also found on their Instagram them doing a live show and they're gearing up back in the green room And they got their phone out, and they're filming everything and they come the green room and they got their phone out and they're filming everything Then they come out and I don't think this is gonna surprise you guys, but we're gonna find out who goes to see these guys live Lots of screaming people. I'm gonna scrub a little bit because this is boring.'ll book it. Look at these hands. You can fucking throw feet on the floor. Wow. It is all bronze.
Starting point is 00:14:29 It is all dingy. Not that we will say that It is all dingy! Not that most of the WTP are not dingy bronze, but these people, their audience. So women love gay guy talk. Yeah! Cause it gets very graphic at times when they're talking about penetration and all sorts of things. And I guess that's like women are into that. Carl?
Starting point is 00:15:01 Yes? This is what I've been trying to tell you the creep off live shows would be like Possibly do like true crime as well. I'm in they're like butt stuff and true crime actually speaking of that I have a question gets brought up. I think I know the answer, but I'll pose it to you guys, okay? You think you can tell the difference between a man's asshole and a woman's asshole close up a picture. Yeah Just think about that maybe I think so you know I have another hypothetical that they put out I do I do think so I do too yeah no follow-up with this okay no further questions this show there's a lot of weird hypotheticals uh-huh and I don't know why there's he was complaining on one episode about how
Starting point is 00:15:41 we couldn't get a plane and there was an issue and Joey makes a suggestion and follows it up with another hypothetical question. That would be my clip number seven. All right Call Pete Buttigieg airline hold on He's the bottom Would you get fucked by people to checkieg for a free rent meal voucher? Yes. Good stuff, guys. So a lot of this show, and you're demonstrating it here, is they're watching stuff or looking at stuff, and the viewers can't see it.
Starting point is 00:16:18 I don't know why they do this. They have a producer, they have a three-camera shot, they have the wide shot, they have the zoom down on each of them. Actually, it's a four-camera shot, because then there was the one back at the producer they're looking up at this big screen where they're seeing all this stuff and for whatever reason they can't just put it up on the video for us to see what it is oh my god that's me look nana commutes that's though that's literally you at the meeting great second one i commute from the at the meet and greet, second one in. I can wait for the new deal, Atlanta Nobu.
Starting point is 00:16:43 Yes. Atlanta Nobu. That's literally you at the meet and greet. That's shocking. The resemblance? Navon, Navon. Why wouldn't they show that device? On the giant screen behind them at least.
Starting point is 00:16:55 Why don't they connect to the studio monitor so you can? There's a lot of ways they could pull this off. And for whatever reason, this comes up multiple times. Your clip you just played it showed on the bottom link in the description yeah same with this one right here they're talking about Jojo Siwa that's when she was a trap that shit she had a rhinestone packer on look up there she is Jojo Siwa cock down down down it's the magazine down down one more one more one more Being back there. She is she's a lady gun magazine
Starting point is 00:17:26 Who is known for having? Affluent transgender figures on their covers lady gun. I've never heard of it lady gun man It's very chic a very cool hipster magazine lady She's seen with a male chest and a packer. I think this is just a not this is not just like you know I'm being different. This is a introduction to her I think this is just a not this is not just like you know I'm being different Transformation well all right. I fucking found it so I could show you I was enjoying the theater of the mind I don't want your own blue balls for people who are just listening. We can't see anything Yeah, there's nothing to see here. Ah Jojo Siwa is so
Starting point is 00:18:03 Unappealing in every single way to me But I'll scroll down to the bottom. I just go through all of these photos myself and look at all this crap No, I know it's my life is hard people think I have a fun easy job And then they don't know that I'm gonna have to scroll through Jojo Siwa on a Saturday look at this She's wearing a stool on her head while sitting on a chair Fashionable oh, so this is what they're talking about and actually there's there's on her head while sitting on a chair. Compassionable. Oh, so this is what they're talking about. And actually there's, there's, oh boy.
Starting point is 00:18:30 This right here. Oh, eww. Oh, is that a dick cod piece? Yes. Okay. So Joey's like, I think she might be transitioning at some point. What gave you that idea?
Starting point is 00:18:43 She's dressing up as it. So then they talk about like, are you attracted to her junk in this photo? I mean, I would be, I put my face down there. That's a big head though, huh? Big head city chef. My friends designed this. She should have had long nails though.
Starting point is 00:18:58 Cosmo Queen of Melrose? No, my friend the blondes. She should have had long nails. She should have had long nails, but that- I don't understand how, so it's just literally- We don't see it! Can we zoom out please, Ryan? And I would have done one earring.
Starting point is 00:19:12 We're not seeing it! And if we did, who cares? Which one is the gay one? I don't know. The left ear, if you just get one, that's the gay one. But I would bring this picture to my surgeon, to Dr. Trutella, and say, listen, I would love to look like this.
Starting point is 00:19:25 They're breaking it down like modern art. Yeah, it's ridiculous, but it's crazy to me, they're both looking up at something, and this happens half the show. Very frustrating. Yeah, and they never show it to us. What's the reasoning for that? They worry about copyright or something?
Starting point is 00:19:38 What else did you pick up on here, Carl? I'm gonna make them interesting now. Please, let's do it. I'm gonna do it. Let's figure it out. These were some of the things that were actually caught my attention and made me Listen because I was shocked at what I was hearing Let's start off with number three because it starts off really lame again another beginning to a show and he's trying to cram in a
Starting point is 00:19:58 Dumb joke, okay. Welcome to out and about it's Friday. Thank Christ and We're back Is it fat boy fall? Welcome to Out and About, it's Friday, thank Christ. And we're back. Is it Fat Boy Fall? No. Power Bottom Autumn? No, it's High Protein Fall, HPF. Oh.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Okay. Okay. I like, thank Christ it's Friday, cause these guys work hard. I know, right? Oh my gosh, they just need the week out of. Now. Now we can relax. Barstool Pat with his fun little names power bottom autumn and stuff like that Yeah, he's trying to get somewhere sure but Joey won't let him know because Joey wants to talk about his outfit. Oh, okay
Starting point is 00:20:35 Makes sense. It's funny for I was gonna wear a full-on fit today Like a fall fix the summers over. Yeah, we put a nail on that coffin, but it's so gonna be 79 degrees today Is that disgusting it's power bottom-bottom feral fall I'm home feral mm-hmm. He's going feral everybody. What does that mean? I don't know follow. Let's find out Oh, does it keep going oh, yeah, okay this fall. I'm gonna start clubbing that from movies movies taught me that yeah feral means Feral's like I'm Starting to enjoy life. I'm going out. I'm clubbing. That's like brat summer, but it's fall feral fall. Yes
Starting point is 00:21:15 I'm hanging out with like Agent Orange. I'm gonna go out with grace O'Malley I'm gonna be clubbing and Having myself a good time. Well, that's what it takes. Well, I'm excited for you. Are you going to try any new substances we need to know about? Good question.
Starting point is 00:21:33 I mean, is this like every season for a gay guy? They go clubbing and they have gay sex a lot? You have to do that in the autumn? I guess it's power bottom autumn, Carl. How are you celebrating this year? I mean, I went in's power bottom autumn Carl. How are you celebrating this year? I mean I'll let him roam You know me okay, so Joey follows it up and asks him another question because you you're gonna try any substances
Starting point is 00:21:55 Yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do right some poppers? What we got? No, I've tried them all I've tried them all I think the only one I haven't tried You haven't done the hard you haven't done that hard sweet sweet H But you would if it was presented I think If we if that night that we were at In Las Vegas at four in the morning, yeah, I just strength on a rubber band and fucking shot one up Hmm. I'm kind of intrigued now. I'm going so he's like doing everything buddy. So it's math. That's what I was thinking, too
Starting point is 00:22:34 Yeah, tell me about your math Experiences that sounds fun. Okay. Well number six, okay I was offered to smoke crack once and I wanted to do it for the story, but you have to do it You've never smoked crack. No, but so I the person was the person next to me did smoke the crack and I but like this like in the air like after you smoke out to see if I was gonna contact tax I wasn't gonna have to hit the crack pipe, but You know that was back in the 90s. I have a hot take crack is overrated. Don't do you yeah? I think it's overrated. Okay, it might be it might be
Starting point is 00:23:05 I just was pretty shocked to hear this guy be like, oh, yeah, you haven't tried crack Living carefree man. I don't know if you realize that they're kind of loosey goosey with a few things. Yeah, they're pretty wild They're pretty wild. You might have picked up on that So they're talking about on this other episode if you want to just plow through these we can yeah They were talking about the airplane situation and if you want to just plow through these weekend. Yeah. They were talking about the airplane situation and then they said I'm going to take a train. Okay. And that just leads to another great hypothetical question about who you would rather do sexual favors for on the train so that you get further to get more stuff. Okay. So here's the question. All right. Yeah. We'll play along at home. Why not? I love
Starting point is 00:23:45 the employee on her break. Say that again. Bottom for a cafe cart employee on the break, but and plot but you get he bring it like he'll bring you a good snacks. He'll bring you like full size family family share M&Ms. Family share M&Ms and the cheese plate and domestic beers for the rest of the for the rest of the train ride. Yeah, but And you get to get fucked. Yes, yes. Or. You had to get domestic beers. You get to blow the captain of a free train ride back. The driver of the train.
Starting point is 00:24:11 The captain of the train. The conductor, you get to blow the conductor and you get a free train ride back. I'd blow the conductor. And you probably get free snacks too because he's a train conductor. Yeah, of course. Vinny, would you blow the conductor
Starting point is 00:24:19 at bottom for the domestic beers? Well, thank you for asking. I don't know. Right, some producers name his producers it was video makes me uncomfortable What would you do many? What do you think? Oh man? Oh the snacks and the party bought. Yeah, I already bought the trade right back Yeah, I bought a ticket Yeah, but the snacks right I would put a no-brainer. I put on high heels and step out his balls All right, I'd be that's a good go for a for a bigger cabin. I was just thinking the M&Ms man, okay
Starting point is 00:24:49 Family size all right. Yeah, I'm like what the fuck am I watching with this show and Okay, now Joey follows this up, and I don't think Joey likes women very much even though It seems to be their whole audience Let's give this a listen because in the episode I watch he Has tampons in his house For when his girlfriends come over just in case well listen if I made this joke This is the great boy This is a great example of a joke that this guy's allowed to make versus a joke. We're not allowed to back I don't like having a female driver not because I don't trust not because female women can't drive because
Starting point is 00:25:24 That's a given Because I feel like it's a big guy. I feel like it's it's like Emasculating to me having her drive like you know like early plane you're talking about no drive No, the plane I wouldn't get on it. I'm saying like a car an uber something especially when I have like a heavy luggage stuff Like that you know they think come in the back try to open and carry it It feels like it's like it doesn't go playing house It's like bitch. I want where's the big guy in like this little bit my suitcase and like open the door and like shit for me It's as soon as it feels like why is a woman catering to me like this and that's in this setting if I was in a
Starting point is 00:25:52 Kitchen and having her she was talking to Apple pie. Yes, we're a fan of traditional gender roles via transportation on this podcast Thank you. That's what I was trying to say male drivers female. I just feel like you know I feel like she shouldn't be having to do that, drive me around. I feel like it's like a... Oh my god. Degrading to her and emasculating to me. You're worried about being emasculated. You're wearing an apron.
Starting point is 00:26:13 Yes, with cowboy boots on it. This is the guy who's worried about being emasculated. But hold on though, he did have some pretty spicy takes that I haven't heard since Eric Hurtman in 1997. That women should be in the kitchen getting you a pie Yeah, we've heard that joke before pretty good stuff. Also. They don't let women fly airplanes. Do they? No, I hope that's that'd be crazy. I was picking up on the way that they use their names their nicknames and In like a third person a really weird way tonight. Tell you that the location a potato barn location had a fire
Starting point is 00:26:47 Now what I would assume is that Nana's going down there to pick up the remnants Why do you talk that way now what I would assume is that Nana's going down there to pick up the remnants Just I'm sitting right here. Yeah, just say I'm gonna go down there cuz you like the stuff They sell at the potato barn, right? That was a good gay guy. Do it again. All right. I know what you guys want.
Starting point is 00:27:10 You want some spicy dancing with the stars talk. We all do. Did you see your girl, Anna Delvey, what she said on Dancing with the Stars? Yes, she got eliminated. They go, what will you take away from this experience? She goes, nothing. Nothing. I really tickled him. It's just so it's so like, they go, what will you take away from this experience? She goes, nothing. Nothing. Nothing. I mean.
Starting point is 00:27:26 All right, take a look. It's just so, it's so like, you know. I love dancing with the stars. I think it's gotten way too big though. Admittedly, I didn't watch the first episode of this season. The like production is too much. There's prop cop cars and lights and this and that. It's not even like dancing.
Starting point is 00:27:43 It's like a show. But it's family, it's family fun. It's Americana at its finest. It's people just, you know, it's, it's, it's what people, it's, it's the America's Funniest Home videos of our generation. It's like, you know, everyone gets around the family and watches it.
Starting point is 00:27:56 And it's just like a. That's very offensive to say that. I don't know. I've watched a lot of America's Funniest Home videos. I don't know a single person who watches Dancing with the Stars. You ever had a conversation of America's place of it is I don't know a single person who watches Dancing with the Stars You ever had a conversation with someone who's talking about last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars It's one of those things that exists for a reason because there's people watching it, but no I can't say that I have I don't
Starting point is 00:28:16 Know who's on it. I mean there has been too much production this season at lights and the cop cars That has been a little bit too much for me. I wish they just focus on the dancing myself yeah I mean let's get back to the dance that's what we're all here for Tommy Lee's wife did something cool and they're gonna watch it but we can't Tommy of course Tommy Lee's wife's name Brittany something pretty Brittany she works for um for Alex Bennett yeah they were they were at their place in California and that there was a dog it's a mountain lion weenie got a mountain lion came over in front of her picked up the dog and ran and Brittany I think her name is Brittany it is ready yeah ran after her screaming it's on
Starting point is 00:28:51 security camera and fucking attacked the mountain lion and got the dog back it's fucking bananas Brittany did yes she just it's like motherly instincts kicked in and she just ran over this be great video to watch Coyote we go excited there. I wish you could hear the sound Do you think the dog died nope survived you know this is like one pretty furlough yes, all right So I found this video someone that sounds cool. I want to see that so I figured I'd share this with you guys. Oh Sweet yeah, why not? So they're gonna show that that again that's her. That's correct that dog right next to the pool.
Starting point is 00:29:31 She should see after home of my family, Tommy Lee and Berlin Lee for her 10 year-old dog Nina in the backyard of their home. You know is pretty chunky she's sitting my lap right now sleeping, but she's you know the heavier doxen and he jumped over the wall and her legs were hanging and I just jumped up the wall and I grabbed her legs over out of his mouth, we I would rather have the kind of the attack me
Starting point is 00:29:58 and I know that maybe sound silly, but I love my dogs so much. I don't know actually makes two of us pretty? I know the Coyote attack too as well. You know, I'm not trying to be that guy, but I feel like this wouldn't have happened if Tommy Lee would just finally learn to put a fence around his pool. How many accidents have to happen to this fucking pool?
Starting point is 00:30:20 For Tommy Lee. We've downgraded you to being able to just watch over dogs. I can't do that either. Okay, that's a problem. All right, I got one more clip on here that I'll let you finish this up because the thing they do at the end of the show is give advice out. These women who watch the show write in questions and they give out advice and it's great advice to 29 I've never been in a relationship. Is that bad? Nope. Nope. Not at all. Take your time, sis. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. I'm 29 years old. I've never been in a relationship Yeah
Starting point is 00:31:00 Wait forever. Why not? You're only gonna get hotter. So you know it's never gone wrong for anyone That's a really that's a really bad advice. I'd have to say take up knitting bitch would be my advice and Was that underdog lady who wrote that in a younger underdog? It was Patty stalker Patty Yeah, I've been 29 years God all right. What else do you have on here that you want to talk to us about? Oh, here's a story for you. Okay. And this gives us a little bit about what's his name, Joey. Okay. Let's start off with number 10. This is the man again earlier who was worried
Starting point is 00:31:34 about being emasculated. Okay. I still am traumatized. I... You better spit it out. I can't't I am visualizing what happened I First of all the air conditioning in the building is broken right now, okay? So it is hotter than the witches titty in there you're leading up with things that are wrong No, I'm telling you so I say come back. Well. I mean look what's happening. It's hot in there Because they're fixing the air conditioning so I mean they're saying it's false there should be air conditioning on anyway but it's like you know I run it all year round so I was warm to go in the house and what time is this I don't know it was like you know nighttime so it was like like after like
Starting point is 00:32:17 after it was the witching hour I was the witching hour but I think people were asleep I think football was still on so like because he was in the bedroom watching football loudly Why are you mad at us? What is this clip? I was wearing just a Negligee mm-hmm my man mentioned was I had a sheer underwear on sheer panty on And I go out to the Hawks. I had my I realized I had packages real quick What kind of negligee are we talking to I really want to paint the picture? What I was wearing my sheer the sheer underwear that I have those those Do you have a kimono cover? I had no top on I would top and you're wearing
Starting point is 00:32:51 Women's undies. I'm not a men's undies, but they were their femme. They're very they're they're like very Victoria's Secret men's underwomen Yes, they're sheer. They're like could you see like let's see the call. Yeah, I'm sure if you know It was their sheer and this is just what you wear to be comfortable around the house just to be my own skin Yes, uh-huh. Uh-huh. So he's wearing his lady underwear. Yeah, and he goes out into the hallway of his building Okay, I'm gonna let you skip number 11 because it's just more of him describing how skinny this underwear is I don't need that. I saw Chris's face. I thought they're trying to stretch for time or something The guys should keep asking these inconsequential questions. What time was it?
Starting point is 00:33:28 What were you wearing? Whatever. Well, let's see if they get to it. Number 12. Okay. I was going to Skariyak in the package. I get the package and I go back and the fucking door locked behind me. The door locked behind me.
Starting point is 00:33:41 It's nighttime. So it's like, I can't be like, and I bet it was when he was passed out. He was passed out in the bedroom, and the TV was so loud that he couldn't hear me ring banging on the door, and ring the door for an hour. I was panicking. Were you?
Starting point is 00:33:54 That's kind of funny. I know. Panicking. So you're in the hallway in your nudies, in your undies. Yes. Standing there, were you covering yourself as you were trying to get back in? No one was there, it was just me. No one else could come up on my floor,
Starting point is 00:34:03 so it was like, I wasn wasn't gonna I wasn't worried about someone coming up I was worried about being having to sleep in the hallway oh my god so I had to do I just take my own hands I'd take the elevator down to the lobby and scream out the elevator to the doorman and say I locked out I'm locked out and he was like I can never see that man again there's a camera in the elevator too so he probably he probably saw your ass coming down is like here's fucking Kamastha again. Yeah Thing this is the most interesting story in three episodes that I okay, and I thought good, but okay. It's not good Yeah, but what did he go out there for what was it that he needed Carl in the hallway that he walks out in his very?
Starting point is 00:34:42 Sheer underwear the newspaper now. What was being delivered? Let's find out what it is could have possibly be the gayest thing in the hallway that he walks out in his very sheer underwear the newspaper now what was being delivered? Let's find out what it is. It could have possibly the gayest thing in the history of gay things And you know what it was the package I got I Don't even know it was a low carb noodle From Kaizen food all right he's already low carb noodles, and he had to go out there to get it I can see why you'd be offended by that Vinny my My people didn't make them low carb for a reason. Correct yes there's a reason why noodles are what they are. When we stole them from the Japanese or the Chinese whoever fucking made them. The Chinese. Whoever invented noodles they were high carb for a reason god damn it. Then you
Starting point is 00:35:19 stole pizza from New Yorkers yep I know I know what you Italians are up to. No, we brought it with us. You know what I don't know? Is I don't know what Frenchy Hanna is up to. I need an update on my girl Frenchy. I think we have a thing for this, yeah. Welcome to Pure Genuine, where we dive into authentic experience like never before. Yes. we dive into authentic experience like never before. Yes.
Starting point is 00:35:51 So yes, it's your host right here. Frenchy. You got to come up with a different bumper because that's exactly what her episode. Well, I, I found a tick tock that I found fascinating. Now I had to download this and boost the audio by I'm not kidding 30 dBs, because she can not figure out how to get her audio right. But this is interesting. She's got some new tattoos, I think.
Starting point is 00:36:13 I don't remember seeing these tattoos before, but we learned something about Frenchy here. You guys, there is this trending thing going on on TikTok right now where people are introducing themselves. So you guys can better understand who they are. Yes, yes, a little bit more. So if you guys don't know who I am, I go by the name Frenchy Hanna.
Starting point is 00:36:35 You can call me Frenchy or Hanna, or just Frenchy Hanna. Yes, so you guys, I am a lifestyle YouTuber and I host a podcast called period genuine and my favorite colors are blue pink and purple You can't have three favorite colors That's a lot and we were talking about just primary and secondary. That's half the fucking colors right there, correct? Kind of bullshit Oh, I guess pink would be you really gonna take this away from her. You're alright. Alright, I'll give it to her Is that tattoo new that it's a giant tattoo on her chest there. It's very shiny
Starting point is 00:37:14 So I'm guessing it might be new because yeah stuff on it and then there's she's also got a big neck tattoo To notice her hat up. Yeah California and now I'm currently living in Las Vegas, Nevada. And I had a life changing accident in 2018. I've been spending years. Oh, she got ready to vetoed. We've been trying to figure out if she's on drugs, if she's just mentally unwell. I thought it was like a lobotomy or something Yeah, I I think that she got hit real hard by a truck like Ray did and the brain don't work real good no more How's her stand-up? So then they told me don't use the C word. Yes Accident in 2018 I've been spending years get a parent. Yeah Rediscovering myself. Yes, and I enjoy spending years recovering and
Starting point is 00:38:17 rediscovering So we were trying to figure out how does she make money? What does she do for a job? She's just got gotta be on government support. I would imagine. It could be if she had like a Yeah. A lessee accident was completely her fault. I mean, even so.
Starting point is 00:38:33 She transitioned into a woman and immediately became a terrible driver. Ha ha ha ha ha. Fashion. That's an abundant yes. And spending time with my family and traveling and bringing these content videos out for you guys.
Starting point is 00:38:49 Yes, yes, yes. What other kind of videos are there? She's making content videos. Oh good. Okay, cool. I like content videos. Yes. Yes, you guys.
Starting point is 00:38:57 And I am a journalist. That's why I do my podcast videos as well. And you guys, my biggest insecurities, I don't really have any big insecurities. You should. Once so bad, buddy. What? But I really don't, not at all.
Starting point is 00:39:14 You're insecure about your crutch words or your vocabulary or ability to put some of this together? Clearly not. Clearly not, wow. When she said she was a journalist, do you think in her mind that means she keeps a diary Yes, didn't seem like she knew what journalists. I don't think I'll be sure the journalism on her press hat Like I don't really care what this person or this person might say about me
Starting point is 00:39:39 Because what you guys are hearing on the internet is false about who I am. I think that's directed at me specifically. I'm learning Frenchy. I'm trying to figure it out. We didn't know about the accident. Yeah, we didn't know about that. Human being. That's why I'm making these.
Starting point is 00:39:54 That's why I'm making this video for you guys. Yes. Yes. I'm introducing myself to you guys so you guys can better understand who I am as a human being. My goals are.randing and staying mentally and physically strong and meeting more genuine people. Wait, her goals are rebranding?
Starting point is 00:40:19 She started the video saying, my name is Frenchy Hanna. You can call me Frenchy, you can call me Hanna, you can call me Frenchy Hanna. That's not rebrandranding that's been your name the whole time. Uh-huh. Make sure you go follow- it is a- Kiki? Oh the Kiki podcast that's right yeah okay that's uh she's been rebranding for a while now okay. Follow me on TikTok at Frenchy's and Peer Genuine. Don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube channels at Frenchiesworld and Peer Genuine. Frenchiesworld is my lifestyle channel and Peer Genuine is the podcast channel. Yes, yes, yes, you guys. There you go on me telling you guys a little bit more about who I am so you guys won't get the wrong perspective on I am. How many more times did she say yes? Yes.
Starting point is 00:41:17 What was with the Wonder Woman lasso of truth effect? I don't know. So weird. TikTok's out of control. So she did just drop a brand new episode of Pure Genuine. Oh, I forgot to say it's a short one. Great. You got it. I got it. Okay, sorry. Someone clearly didn't subscribe. I'm excited about it. Welcome back to Pure Genuine, where we dive into an authentic experience like never before. I'm your host, Frenchy Hanna, and in this episode, we are going to dive into an incredibly personal and universal at the same time. Perfect. That was not a sentence.
Starting point is 00:42:03 You know, Carl, if that comment earlier was directed at you, what I'm noticing here is she is, there's a little more inflection in her mannerisms. You can't tell it in her voice, but it looks like she's trying to be a little more... She's not nodding off mid-sentence as she used to. She is gesturing with every single word. Yes. She also has a whole different setup now, and I gotta tell tell you that chair clashes that that does not work in that room Frenchy, okay pick your battle. She's really into fashion and shit. I feel like you should know that is she in Mario Bosco studio
Starting point is 00:42:35 To see the booster up Forgiveness yes Self-forgiveness can be hard on us. It can be hard to forgive even especially forgive others Self-forgiveness can be hard even hard to forgive others When you're focusing that self-forgiveness. Yes, it is hard to forgive others. She's right though. Okay good point Yes, so you guys forgiving ourselves can be the hardest things to do even forgiving others I can't stress this enough even repeat forgiving others I would love to see the teleprompter for this if there is I know me too at points
Starting point is 00:43:19 She does look like she's reading us. That's what i'm saying. This is scripted And it is so highly edited like every sentence so Right. So we could see a cut. That is new. Yes. It's one of the most important steps to take towards healing and personal growth. When it comes to forgiving ourselves is one of the hardest things to do. You said that. It's easier to be kind or have kindness towards others? It is maybe you Do you what did you talk? It's easier to be kind towards others. That seems like it'd be pretty easy to do This is all phrase like a child's book report. Yes very much so
Starting point is 00:43:58 Head drum is real man. We got to get Ray and Frenchie paired up on a podcast I was gonna say or we could get a both couple of helmets well Let's do that we'll do both we'll call it two helmets We'll put on the Carl Network or the helmets the prize and we pit them against each other Why your producer There's a lot of ways we can go see the three Three is gonna be the best season, but you gotta check out seasons one and two first Do you care to bow that is so close to you? Maybe you made a mistake
Starting point is 00:44:39 hurting someone you cared about or Didn't live up to your Expectations and that guilt it sticks it nags at you reminding you over and over again what are you learning the lessons are being taught right now I think this game show we have different physical challenges all of them involve them using their heads to break something You sure had to open this beer That helmets fine, bitch Okay, we put gold behind this brick wall
Starting point is 00:45:15 Tied both of your hands behind your back go get the gold Fuck watch out mr.. Beast we are gonna have the biggest YouTube channel in the world this is awesome Hey, can we put on this show with them that's all right fellers compete with their hands course grandpa of course Did wrong, but here's a thing on games on to that We don't the same for you probably get that license right all right sweet even though he doesn't own it but Thanks, it has Carly with a host and your sign off at the end of it every episode is now that's using your head Took he's got to be the co-host of this one. Oh, yeah. Oh, I wanted my color. I wanted my color cap Yeah, he's the color guy. Oh, you're hired Rocco
Starting point is 00:46:32 This thing writes itself really does a picture in roller skates. There's a lot of We can go with this, but they can never use their hands for anything But they can never use their hands for anything. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, well that was a great show guys. Good stuff, good segments. It just keeps you stuck there. Forgiveness isn't about excusing what you did or pretending it didn't happen. It's about knowledgeing it, learning from it, and deciding to move forward from it. One of the first steps is acceptance. The second step is to take on responsibilities. She's looking down at her phone. That's where she has the script.
Starting point is 00:47:30 It doesn't mean to beat up yourself. It means to own up on what happened and reflect on it. What can you learn from this? How can you grow from this? Next, show yourself the same compassion you show to a friend. Think about it. If your best friend came to you full of regret, wouldn't you reassure them that they're not a terrible person? They can learn from this and do better next time. You deserve the same kindness from yourself
Starting point is 00:48:05 Forgive I do a show where I just read platitudes to you. It's always darkest before the dawn Yes, time heals all wounds. Yes, you're making some good everything happens for a reason. Yes, this is genuine Giving yourself is also letting go genuine. Giving yourself is also letting go. Letting go of the need to be perfect. Of the ideal one mistake that finds you. You're more than your worst moments. It's a process and it takes time. Some days you feel like you're making progress and other days it feels like you're right back where you started That's okay. Healing isn't linear and Remember, it's okay to see you. Yes need outside perspective to help us see things more clear, okay
Starting point is 00:49:00 I'm gonna just wildly speculate now. Okay. She was a bus driver The accident that she got in, in 2018, none of the kids survived. None of the kids survived. You have to forgive yourself. She's living with this guilt of killing 30 great school children. She had to move away to Las Vegas,
Starting point is 00:49:19 she had to get out of fucking Los Angeles to get away from the- I'm rebranded. I'm rebranded. She was in an accident, but she was already very stupid. And nothing happened to her. By the way, I just want to point out that she was technically brain dead at the scene. She just got up and drove home in her car.
Starting point is 00:49:37 We're three quarters of the way through this clip, and I want everyone to know this is the episode. It's four and a half minutes long. Yes, this is the entire episode that I'm playing for. It's amazing. I'm learning a lot, know this is the episode. It's four and a half. Yes the entire episode that I'm amazing I'm learning a lot, so this is good. She's keeping it. I'm just picture driving up a cliff Yeah, yeah, I believe I can fly there's a curve yes The same shirt, but she took what she was younger like everything that she's saying, I feel like is from a motivational poster. Yeah. With a cat hanging. Yes, exactly.
Starting point is 00:50:09 I feel like that's what the cue cards are. There's just someone holding up different pictures of animals with saints on them. Different posters. Next one. Hang in there, baby. Yes, yes. Footprints.
Starting point is 00:50:21 He was carrying you. Yes, yes. Whether it's a therapist, seeing a friend, or journaling about your feelings, don't be afraid to reach out. At the end of the day- She just mentioned journaling. Is that what a journalist does? Yes. That's what I said.
Starting point is 00:50:38 She's retiring. She just mentioned that. Self-healing is about recognizing your worth. Worth isn't diminished by your mistakes. It's about believing that you are capable of growth, change, and redemption. And it's about giving yourself permission to move forward, to live fully, and to love yourself floss and all. Floss? Fully and to love yourself loss and all loss
Starting point is 00:51:12 Right now take a deep breath and remind yourself You are worthy of forgiveness just as much as anyone else You are worthy of moving on and living a life that isn't Defined by the past but shaped by the past. Oh, okay, this is proof that she's reading. Check this out right here. She gets confused by the word define and look at her eyes moving. You are worthy of moving on and living a life that isn't defined by the past but shaped
Starting point is 00:51:44 by the lessons you've learned. Thank you so much for spending your time with me today. Take care of yourself, be gentle with yourself, and remember, you are worthy of forgiveness. Until next time, keep moving forward one step at a time This is pure genuine where we dive into authentic experiences like never before Yeah, bye That's episode 9 isn't that amazing episode 9 Take your sweet ass time. Is it the parents all those dead kids must be pissed off to know that she forgave herself
Starting point is 00:52:29 Wait where is she in Las Vegas? She's not behind bars. What no that was mr.. Hannah. You mean she wasn't drunk Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's that's a good point. They completely changed their identity You can call me Frenchie or Hana, but not bill Call me bill anymore. It's not my name It's no longer my name. No no Okay, let's check it out bill sauce driver bill I want this to be a true story for some reason which is a horrible thing a horrible horrible thing This to be a true story for some reason which is a horrible thing. Why a horrible horrible thing?
Starting point is 00:53:11 On her YouTube channel it says our mission is simple to provide a platform for genuine voices to be heard and genuine stories to be shared No filters no scripts just real conversations that matter there was definitely a script involved in that one Oh, yeah, I think she's lying to us about that. We'll disappoint in you crunchy. Well. Can you really call it a script? That's also a good point. All right Yeah, yeah, good point. Love Frenchy, honey. Good job Frenchy forgive yourself I'm gonna do something a little bit different right now. Forget about those charred bodies. I want to introduce you guys to The smell Burning flesh that soft soft flesh only okay if the kids were jerks a lot of the kids were jerk One of the kids was getting bullied pretty hard
Starting point is 00:53:55 It's kind of okay with it sounds kind of cool, and I know every time you're in a quiet room You just think of the silence of none of the kids moving speaking anymore of the silence of none of the kids moving, speaking anymore. Silent James like, no, no, my name's not Bill, that's ignorant. That's ignorant. It does kind of sound like, sound like Michael Jackson. The silence of the kids. Yes. Yes. No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant. Nice. All right. Best producer of the biz right here. At Pennzoil, we have one job. Pioneering a motor oil so advanced, you don't have to think about is right here. guarantee your adventures will be many. Pennzoil, Long May We Drive, available at your local
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Starting point is 00:55:17 Best Coke ever. Learn more at Coca-Cola.ca. I'm going to do something a little bit different. I want to introduce you to an interesting character on YouTube named Ken Tamplin. He has the Ken Tamplin Vocal Academy. He is quite the singer and vocalist and this is what you see when you get to his YouTube page. Hold on, hold on. Stop looking for a singer. That singer is you. Some of you guys know me as an award-winning singer but I actually started out as a guitar player. Check this out.
Starting point is 00:56:01 I just want to point out that looks like how Corey Feldman plays guitar the way he's doing that. As a guitarist I taught myself how to sing and I'll show you exactly how I did it. Now I'm not the only one, check out some of these other instrumentalists doing my method. I'm not the only one. Check out some of these other instrumentalists doing my method. Oh wow, the guy from Journey's doing his method. That's pretty impressive I would say. Chris Cornell? I'll wait for you there. All right, so it's a good thing he's dead to not be able to go in. So he teaches people how to sing other people's songs,
Starting point is 00:56:51 apparently, is what he's really good at. But you go to this webpage and you get to his academy and you can purchase that. And so this is what he's selling. He's got 1.2 million subscribers on YouTube. He's a big deal on YouTube. And the reason why he puts out all these videos is to get people interested enough to come over to this.
Starting point is 00:57:13 Ken Tamplin, vocalacademy.com. So do you call this a funnel? This is how you funnel, yes. And so you can purchase this. There is a, you can own it on USB for $900. You can stream it annually for 300 bucks a year, or you can stream it monthly for 20 bucks, plus 150 bucks enrollment.
Starting point is 00:57:34 There's other things that you can purchase on here. It's a lot of selling going on, a lot of case studies and teaching people how to become giant megastars. There's even a promise on here that you'll be fronting a band and touring the world. Is that how you found this? You're gonna start singing for the Topes?
Starting point is 00:57:55 Correct, so that's what I wanted to tell you guys is that the Ice Topes are no longer instrumental. This is how you tell us. Actually no, Grim Aaron sent this to me through our patreon I was really excited when he said the isotopes are no more Bob down a little bit so Grim sent this to me and he says apparently in the past two weeks. This guy has been exposed for lip-syncing sinking. Yes. So there's like all these YouTubers who are not
Starting point is 00:58:25 like going after him or other like vocalists on YouTube and they're discovering this shit and there's some crazy stuff. I've only touched the surface. I'm not going to get too deep in it because I was watching there's dozens and dozens of videos of this where they show it. But this is a pretty good example from Mark Ajax's channel. The video containing the biggest fail of the entire event, frames of video that if you truly understand make the 20 minute analysis unnecessary. So this is him performing live.
Starting point is 00:59:26 He says this was a technical issue, but what really happened here is the audio engineer, the mixing engineer, thought the song had already ended. He raised the gain of Ken's microphone so he could speak in between songs, as he does, too early so you can hear Ken's really really low miming voice. That's when he does a note with almost no volume which you would never do singing live and then improvises on the spot a different line then gets defensive and pretends it was a technical issue and taps on the microphone and then proves that he's singing live by doing some weird notes and if that doesn't convince you he had that video deleted then re-uploaded it to his channel by Editing it out There that his face and mouth did not say those lyrics because those lyrics actually are from the original track of the song Deal so what's great is that when I'm watching all these guys what they're doing is they're pulling in the actual waveforms Yeah showing that they match up perfectly because with the software we have now you can extrapolate any of these separate tracks from songs Yeah, this used to be hard to do. Oh, but now this software could just pull like oh, here's the vocal thing Just pull that out as you can pull it out of the live and you pull it out of the studio recording and they're winding up
Starting point is 01:01:04 perfectly and There's another guy who's been doing that with a whole bunch of songs Don't we know that this guy is in professional among professionals? Maybe he can just live perfectly matched right? Oh, I think that he might make that argument. There's this wings of Pegasus Channel that's also been going through all of these. And so some people are saying, well, okay, I mean, he's getting older. You see a lot of vocalists who can't hit the notes as they get older. So this guy, Mark Ajax, goes back to 1989 to a live show that he did.
Starting point is 01:01:37 But we discovered a 1989 live concert with the Ken Tamplin band, and he was lip syncing back there as well. So what he's done here, which is really cool, is taking the live show and put that in the left speaker and the original studio track, put it in the right speaker so your ears can hear that this lines up perfectly. Wow pretty impressive huh? He could do it exactly the same way. Was he actually playing guitar in these too? Do we know if he's like pretending to play guitar well that's a good question he's not making
Starting point is 01:02:27 money teaching you how to play guitar so I guess people aren't as concerned about that sure but apparently this vocal Academy these charges all this money for also kind of sucks it's not teaching the proper technique I posted a video reviewing his vocal program after I purchased it myself and Ken's lawyers emailed me and threatened to sue me and gave my channel a bullshit copyright strike. I definitely feel that YouTube and the music community would be better off without him. So that's the other thing and the reason why Grimm wanted to bring this up to us is because
Starting point is 01:02:56 this guy is doing something very devil verse-esque whereas now he's getting criticism, he's striking channels, he's removing videos. He's deleting comments. He's threatening people. He has Cease to the CIS going out, lawyers making phone calls and shit. The proprietor of any shitty business. Yep, gotta use that. Fine, his course.
Starting point is 01:03:16 I wish I could get my money back. It's insanely bad and disorganized. I went to his forum and said I regret buying it and the post got deleted. Kenny's absolutely deleting any and all negative comments on his latest videos. He's made two of the videos private and he's deleting comments from the one that isn't. From proving that Ken Tamplin from Ken Tamplin Vocal Academy has been lip-syncing since 1989. 1989 Yeah, so it shows that Patrick Michael's like fuck I learned to sing from this guy Yeah, right, he probably did
Starting point is 01:03:49 He doesn't have that kind of money though So yeah, he's aggressively going into these youtubers. So this Phil guy from wings of Pegasus and mark Ajax and Let me see what I grabbed this video to Let me see what, I grabbed this video too. After I initially exposed Ken for lip syncing 18 days ago, the video containing the evidence got mysteriously deleted. Luckily, I recorded and proved that he was faking comments under that video, defending himself acting like it wasn't him. But after Phil from Wings of Pegasus chimed in, he had two of the three videos that Phil
Starting point is 01:04:24 used for his analysis deleted as well and something really strange happened in Phil's comment section. Because on my video, and this hasn't happened on any video I've ever done in the past, I'm getting multiple comments that are the same, literally the same comment copied and pasted from different usernames. So he's literally doing the sock account thing too, which is very Chad Zumach-esque and Stuttering John-esque, but he's stupid because he's copying and pasting the exact same comment from all these different users, so it's very obvious it's the same guy. And one of those is-
Starting point is 01:05:01 Link's a pegasus is a loser! Yeah, right, that's gonna be the next video he puts out. Is the same person that I'm addressing, or person, that I'm addressing in my second video. Ken needs to make a statement. He did the opposite, he deleted the video. Thus, he made a statement. Right? If he's going this far to deceive people, you've got to assume him paying for some bot accounts or making some alt accounts is a pretty obvious strategy I wonder how many of these videos Ken is going to be trolling from fake accounts This topic really needs to explode all over the news since then more youtubers have chimed in
Starting point is 01:05:36 Have you been taken for a ride by Ken? This user asked Jim Aren't you afraid of Ken's lawsuit because he has a history of suing people, whoever comes his way. It's him who should fear fraud charges being brought against him. And with that, the testimonies keep increasing. So this is just going out of that. All these different YouTubers, there's even a subreddit that just cropped up. Oh good.
Starting point is 01:06:00 For these people, Ken Tamplin anonymous. But what's, yes, what's great though is this has now gotten to this point. This was just uploaded like seven hours ago. OK, this is going back to Mark Ajax. And this is the only way this can go. Honestly, this is perfect. Well, now you just pissed me off trolling the Internet with the idea that Phil and I simply for pointing out a truth now need to face you in a single.
Starting point is 01:06:24 We never claim to be the best you ever do it can and yet I'll still take on your stupid challenge. Let's do these three songs that we've both sung in the past actually live and you can't be in your studio where you can like record a track beforehand and just mime to it. Gotta be recording yourself with your phone or something like that. So it's, you know, harder to cheat. And then we'll throw in there three more songs against Bobby Sisk, because I know for a fact that you have been avoiding actively his challenge to a sing-off. But you want to take it up against Phil and me, we never claimed that we were better than Freddie Mercury or the type of ridiculous things that you say. But I'm calling your bluff anyway and
Starting point is 01:07:04 accepting anyway, but I'm holding you accountable for the thing of that you have been avoiding this past week's too. So it's three songs with me first and then three songs with Bobby all live. I know you police my videos so don't pretend like you didn't see this and you have 24 hours to accept because there's no getting ready or practicing for this. I don't want you recording any silly fake tracks again and I'll see you in 24 hours. Nice! Wow! The challenge has been made! The sing-off. The sing-off! They gotta sing Ahas, Take On Me, it's a tough one. We are the champions. Tiptoe through the tulips. Yes! It's gonna be tough. A lot of
Starting point is 01:07:42 high range needed for for these songs. That's hysterical. Yeah. So here's what we do. I'm gonna keep an eye on this guy and see if the sing off happens. That's fun. We booked the sing off after the stuttering John Schule boxing match. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So let's do it live. Yes, to live only fair way to do it double feature. I like it. Only fair way to do it. Double feature. I like it. You know who also can't hit the notes?
Starting point is 01:08:08 That would be my buddy, Dame Taft. Dame Taft sent in a song for us that is a celebration of the mom-wife. And this is fantastic. I dedicate this one out. Dedicate this one to my wife, Jenny Jingles. I would want me a woman who's part mom and part wife. Maternal nurturing to sweeten up my life. When I get a move she applies a band aid. And when it's nap time I get laid. She's a move, she a prize, a band aid
Starting point is 01:08:50 And when it's nap time, I get laid Jenny, jingles Jenny, jingles, touch me in Jenny, jingles Very good, Dave Daft. Also I want to point out Jody B in the Discord is challenging all of us F slurs to a sing off. I know Jody B is a very good voice He's done some good stuff for us in the past. So alright dabble verse the challenge is odd Who's gonna take it's gonna take Jody B's challenge?
Starting point is 01:09:36 Christian Blatt, I nominate him Christian blast the man to do this probably I sent him an email to do this. Probably already sent him an email. Kristen chumps on everything pretty quick. That's true. All right, we got to talk about what's going on in the Steel Toe universe because we are coming up on the Steel Toe per Fest. I wish you weren't a liar. Now, if you remember on the last episode, we played where Anthony Cumia was on with Pat Dixon and they were talking about steeltoe and how the guy's like the next stuttering John and he's a loser. And so Aaron decided to come back and respond to Anthony Cumia. Now as we know, Aaron loves Anthony Cumia.
Starting point is 01:10:24 It's his idol. It's who he's based his entire career on the fact that he goes on with all the movie references and the impressions The way he talks when I heard Anthony make his comments about Aaron not remembering him and all that stuff Yes, he's always Rob Saul all I could imagine was that scene on the episode of South Park Scott Tenderman must die When who is the band? I was radio head. Radio head shows like, look at this loser. This guy's a real crybaby loser. Those are my heroes. Heroes, man.
Starting point is 01:10:55 What the fuck? That's great. So let's see Aaron's response now to Anthony. I just really I don't feel any heat from Anthony Koumia coming after me. Thank you to Stalin 19 for putting this video out for us. It's just he knows that I attract numbers. And when you're in compound censored, you're in a bubble and you're not attracting any numbers, you just have what you
Starting point is 01:11:19 have. And don't get me wrong, it would take a long time for that fan base to completely go away But it's it's aging out. Aaron's already changed the argument here He's going after me because he knows I get numbers and he can't get numbers No, Pat Dixon asked him a question and they didn't bring it up and they was just like hey We got to talk about steel-toe right Pat brought it up. So Aaron again, he didn't know who you yeah I thought you were Rob Saul. He thought you worked with Bob Levy. And were trying to get on compound media. Well, he was trying to get on compound media, wasn't he?
Starting point is 01:11:50 He did get a show on compound media. E-Rock gave him a set of episodes. And he still didn't remember who the fuck you were. He still didn't know. Jesus Christ. Out and it's only going to go in the stagnant or down direction. It's not going to get bigger. I mean, Gavin's been canceled from everything. They're not going to let him on to
Starting point is 01:12:07 promote his shit. Uh, you don't have any stroke anymore. Those days, your show is also dying on the vines. I don't know what you think you're talking about. This guy, we just finally recently learned. I recently learned that when he got fired from radio and went over to Twitch four years ago, he was making $20,000 a month on Twitch. So he knows about a show dying slowly. Yes, and now he has to beg for the goal every day for sometimes 40, 50 minutes of the show
Starting point is 01:12:35 in order to make his nut. Okay. Pays are done, I respect what you did. But I don't owe anything. What was the second part of this? I mean, the balls on that has been trying to enter I'm not sure. but II don't know anything. What was the second part of this? I mean the balls on that has been trying to
Starting point is 01:12:49 enter this sector is appalling teach him a lesson please. Teach him a lesson. I guess the lesson is fire more bite less. There you go. Aaron's hot take here is that Anthony you know he merged with Gavin's company, censor.tv, and when that happened, they let just about everyone from Compound Media go.
Starting point is 01:13:12 And Anthony was, by the end of it, paying more for the people who worked there than he should have been. And he's come out and admitted that. He's just a nice guy, he's a generous guy, and he wanted everyone to have their jobs and keep having fun on the network. But Gavin came in and said, no, no, we're not doing this.
Starting point is 01:13:28 This isn't a charity and just let everybody go. So Aaron is saying, well, he should have fired people more often. Meanwhile, Aaron's the guy who I talked to over a year ago who said, yeah, man, you know, I just wanted to bring everybody over from the radio show and keep that going. That's why I have Corey Adam with me still and
Starting point is 01:13:45 Johnny crutches and April and he had all this overhead. And so he was doing two shows a day every day. And I go, well, Aaron, what are you doing? Like just making the money for yourself and then you start to build it and bring more people into it. And he's ragging on Anthony. And then the other part of that is saying bite less because Anthony had a domestic violence incident with Danny brand that he got arrested for this fucking guy to come out and say that After what we know about him in April and I'll get more into that but he had butted his wife April and so
Starting point is 01:14:14 The fact that he says that is crazy to me. I found a third contestant for head games. All right, let's go He was I guess he was on Pat Dixon's Shit Talkin' Riketa. I haven't listened to it. They- Why are you commenting on it? I hate this too. That's such a cop out. Well, I haven't even listened to it,
Starting point is 01:14:32 but I'll just tell you, you should probably fire more and bite less. Yeah, and whatever you do, everybody don't go listen to it. Right, yeah, it's not even worth listening to it just so you guys know. Said he was, somebody wrote that it doesn't seem like Anthony's going to Gino's wedding. Are Anthony and Gino having a lovers quarrel now?
Starting point is 01:14:50 Do you know that? Are you just gonna speculate on it now? Or just assume that you know something because you heard a rumor? I betcha Anthony's invite wasn't just completely taken back whether he's going or not. Definitely true, yeah. And Gino having a lover's quarrel now
Starting point is 01:15:07 Can Anthony not up any relationship Opie? Wilbur Opie's a terrible example Opie is burdened with every single person. Yeah, we're right there. That's where he starts like he's not even friends with Opie anymore Nobody is literally Nobody from the Opie at the show is friends with Opie anymore Club soda Kenny Kenny works for bill burr. It's very different Gino all the compound even know about Gino. You just heard that Danny brand all the compound people
Starting point is 01:15:40 I've talked to them. They love Anthony. I mean look From what we saw Danny Brand seemed like a psychopath, but you know you you brought the Fox into the hen house And then you bit the Fox JT 10 with 10 bucks says lol great job. I love it. Here is some gold loot. Ant is a hack podcaster now He is literally the next stuttering John in fact I would respect John more than Ant since John isn't a coward like Anthony. Do people not understand how this works? Anthony Gooby is the next stuttering John? Okay, good
Starting point is 01:16:12 luck with that. Let's find all these clips of him drooling at himself. This comment sounds like he wrote it. It really does, yes. I just don't know how you figure that somehow this guy is Is now that pathetic because he said bad things about you. He was fine a month ago Anthony was great. But now that I had to come out and be like, oh, yeah, this guy's a fucking joke He's like, oh, yeah, he's a local. Okay Wow The John stuff has always been overplayed and it's always been by people who needed John more than John needed them. I mean, John's a buffoon, but he doesn't deserve
Starting point is 01:16:49 an entire community revolved around him. And then you look at the community that revolves around him, and it's like, it's so clear what it is. What's that? It's a bunch of people more pathetic than John in their own lives, kind of circling around John because they need someone to point at and go, Oh, that guy is a piece of shit. Okay. Well, I mean, he's to me, he's never
Starting point is 01:17:11 been that entertaining, not even like on low cow status, but a lot of these guys just saw easy numbers from it. And then they just kept exploiting it and they got lazy. Yeah, Kevin Soundboard says after seeing Kumiya on Dixon, I don't think he's going to that wedding. What did what did he say? About Gino that made you think he's not going to the wedding. Why does he put his finger on his cheek like that? Mountain always points this out.
Starting point is 01:17:44 It's such an unnatural thing to just have to like shove your finger into your face. It's like he's constantly coping and massaging himself. But that whole thing, a lot of people have lost the thread on what the devil versus and what W ATP is and how this all started. They're just, oh, they're just pathetic losers who have to point at this guy because they don't want to be thought of as pathetic losers. And so they have to pretend like he's a pathetic losers who have to point at this guy because they don't want to be thought of as pathetic losers And so they have to pretend like he's a pathetic losers like they think that they was built out of jealousy or something We like goofing on people who are fun to goof on That's the thing that these people and especially guys like Aaron who now have all these people goofing on him and there's a whole universe
Starting point is 01:18:18 Around him check out my latest episode this little piggy. We just did on YouTube yesterday over on Patrick Melton's channel We got an intro and a theme song now going very well I was impressed those guys threw something together pretty quickly. That's that's great I've just appalled it like so many like just the accusations towards Anthony when it's just so hip hypocritical It's so it's so hip. Oh, I get bit the Fox Well, you fucking headbutted the hen dude your fucking asshole. Yes, it just bothers me I love the cope that these people have they're just like well, they're just as big a loser We're gonna hear us Rob saw it a little bit too. I got a lot of these people
Starting point is 01:18:57 Everyone's going after everyone right now. It's hilarious. Shit. It was right. It's the merge Yeah, it really is and it's so funny there They're all saying like yeah, well everyone's just such this pathetic loser And that's why they everyone's uses the word loser who is a loser for some reason it's amazing how that works out But you guys were at dabble con too. Mm-hmm How many people do we hang out with who are enjoying celebrating goofing on job? They all are gaitfully employed They all are doing very well in life, they're enjoying themselves. These aren't a bunch of people spurting out behind their keyboards like they want to make you think it is.
Starting point is 01:19:30 That's what I was thinking. It's not at all. I'm not surprised he would have this take, whether he's lying or not. He doesn't seem like a fun or funny guy. So he doesn't understand what's hilarious about stuttering John. Right. At all. He doesn't get it No, yeah
Starting point is 01:19:45 And we have a blast doing this and remember when he went after Chad like he got himself into the devil verse by going after Chad right and then Chad went back at him even harder and he's like, I'm out. Yeah Right, like he was the one who wanted to just like bully on someone. Yeah, this looks like good time Yeah, it didn't work out and then Chad went after John then you went after Chad Yeah, oh we got a lot of things brewing right now and then hold on. Yeah, and then you went after Aaron Mm-hmm. Jesus Christ. What a circle jerk It really is a big circle jerk and it keeps getting more and more fun from my perspective But one more clip from this cope session don't eat. the cracker. Easy Whitefish says, bite less, headbutt more like a goddamn professional.
Starting point is 01:20:27 So thankfully a chatter is just like, yeah, why don't you headbutt your girl instead? And so let's see how Aaron addresses that. Easy Whitefish says, bite less, headbutt more like a goddamn professional. I am happy that like basically the entire internet was like to death a headbanging She's so bullshit And there's like a few people who just perennial perennially hate everything steel-toe her like I have to believe it's true. This is
Starting point is 01:20:57 Such gas lighting to his audience right here. He's like, I mean most of the internet is just like yeah, this definitely did not happen He's just lying about mean, most of the internet is just like, yeah, this definitely did not happen. He's just lying about that. Because you have to remember, this was a private text conversation between April, who he was married to at the time, and Aaron's ex-wife, Ashley. And April's like, yeah, he's not treating me well. He had butted me during an argument.
Starting point is 01:21:19 He was squeezing me so hard I couldn't breathe. And now Aaron's trying to pretend like, well, yeah, I mean, she's my ex. Of course, she's gonna make up crazy shit about me. No, no, no. Those text conversations happened while you were still married, long before the Nick Ricada stuff, before you guys even met the Ricadas. And then it was later used in a court document for a restraining order. So it isn't something where it's like April's just trying to make up stories now to make him look bad. This was happening behind the scenes where she felt
Starting point is 01:21:44 like she had a connection with his ex-wife to be able to talk about his abuse. And he's like, I mean, obviously that's fake. Why is that obvious? It seems like it's super real. I don't understand why it wouldn't be real. But gaslighting's the right word. That's the only thing he can do.
Starting point is 01:22:00 It's amazing, like, the gymnastics he does in his brain to twist narratives Yeah, and I hate to use the term twist narratives, but that's what this motherfucker does. It really is He's goddamn ASAP over here with the fables So this is all going to I've really enjoyed this last week of the devil verse because Aaron and Chad and John They're all starting to mix together and they're all starting up these feuds and things. That's been a lot of fun. So let's address what's going on with my boy, John.
Starting point is 01:22:29 ["Gageya"] I want to start off by looking at a rare glimpse of John in HD. Now as we know, when John got his new computer, the first couple streams, he was using the 1080p stream yard. Until it quit? No. Until someone taught him how to adjust the setting down to 720p. And so we don't see HD John. And there's a very good reason for that. He decided to grab his iPhone and do a quick little update on social media about the hurricane coming through. And so
Starting point is 01:23:17 now we get to see what it looks like. Oh, Christ. And the other thing too is he has the worst. The Duke knows hurricanes. He has the worst lighting when he's in his when he's doing his show. So now he's outside natural light, a high quality camera. And look at this guy's hair. Did he just say the Duke knows hurricanes? Yeah, I think you're saying he's going to take down a Duke. You out of your fucking mind.
Starting point is 01:23:43 His hair is so thin. It's so gray It's completely gray and that black hair job hair dye that he got at super clips or whatever. It looks so bad Oh his hair definitely outgrew that Oh man Not the Duke Duke don't be a shit This is such a stupid video. This video feels like an OP character. It does.
Starting point is 01:24:09 He might be trolling around in the street while he's doing this. Dukes here in the wind. Big gusts. I'm gonna take down a duke. So stupid. I To we think he's fucking tough now I don't like the hurricane oh this is a goof for this is a character He's doing but he just can't pull it off We're always laughing at you Chad just know that whatever you're trying to do. It's not working Does it is this a character? Yes, I start about fighting a hurricane. I would hope
Starting point is 01:24:44 It also reminds me of when Chad would go for those walks. Yeah, just a high angle and yeah just to let you know Hey, there's palm trees behind me cool. I Get down to the There's also why he can't shave his face There's hairs sticking out. Can you see those hairs? All right, let me. Thanks for the wind blowing in his face. Oh, what's that on his neck?
Starting point is 01:25:08 Oh, I know. What's that growth on his neck? That's what I mean. Like, we could need to see this guy in HD more often. No. Not that I want to. Oh, that's his neck. See those hairs over here?
Starting point is 01:25:17 They're so long. He just misses. Hehehe. Giant hairs. This storm. The Duke doesn't care. This thing over here can't be all that's not good. He thinks this is funny. He thinks that's funny. I want to put that face right there at a t shirt.
Starting point is 01:25:38 Okay, now I see why in Davos anonymous there was a comparison to from his nose to a strawberry For sure dude, it's red. He's got Jimmy Durante drunk those So I'm gonna leave that image up for us As we listen to a brand new hit song I'm calling it I haven't listened the whole thing yet cuz I'm like I want to save this for the show this one came in from Hannah's ex Coleman ex. Oh fuck. Yeah, I love Colvin. Yeah, so you put this together for us Did you like the intro? Fucking hell!
Starting point is 01:26:30 Go left! Roaches on his shoulder What the hell is all that goo? Disgusting situation Stole and gone Bedsheets stained with blood and booze Cops smells like an old gym sock Won't change out the litter box
Starting point is 01:26:54 Sink lines Run away Fuckin' hell Scowl out Fuckin' Scowl out Stutterin' John Stutterin' hell! Scowl out! Fuckin' hell! Scowl out! Stutterin' John, started to TK Ten beers deep, havin' showers since Friday
Starting point is 01:27:11 Smell like mold, lookin' real old Movin' with Mom when his house is full of clothes Crusty teeth and rotten feet His stink lines will make you real weak His couch is stained with his shitty brain And if he had a twin, it'd be a sewer drain Please, don't treat me like I'm some fuckin' work-class pincer Stay with his shitty brain if he had a twin it'd be a sewer train Dead roaches, baby, these flies are crazy What else am I fucking here for? Stinklides!
Starting point is 01:27:45 That's a great idea. I can't believe no one thought of that before. Well done Coleman. Very well done Coleman. Amazing. Say hi to little Vinny Paulino for me. That's right. I wonder who got Vinny Paulino.
Starting point is 01:27:58 Probably not Coleman. Oh! I got this note from Dan. Oh, I feel dumb. No, it's okay. It says, Hey, JDI, I know I've never communicated with you before, but hear me out. I refuse to give something John a penny. But if you know anyone who super chats him or has a socket count, I'd like to hear an
Starting point is 01:28:16 answer to this question. So recently brand down from the Drew Lane show got in a serious car accident and was lucky to live. Do you think this was karma for making fun of you? I think that's a great question you should ask John because John will definitely say, yep, this is what happens. This is what happens to people. By the way, thank God Brandon's okay because that was a crazy accident.
Starting point is 01:28:38 I'm glad he's doing all right. It would be very interesting to a very interesting look into what we already know. Hope to hear this clip on WTP soon. Otherwise no worries. I'm glad that Drew introduced me to your show. Thank you for participating in the show, Dan. We appreciate it. Anyone listening who wants to send John that as a super chat, I would be interested in
Starting point is 01:28:58 his reaction. I do have a clip coming up where John once again has forgotten who Drew Lane is for some reason. I don't know how many times he has to be reminded. He's pretty dumb. But John has a guest on his show. And this is the craziest way to introduce a guest I've ever seen. So Rob Saul comes on and John's complaining to Rob Saul that his guest canceled on him. He thought it was going to be Ian Hapron was was gonna come on. But then apparently Ian just wanted to set him up with this other guy who was gonna come on and promote a thing that he's doing.
Starting point is 01:29:30 And so John didn't know the guest was coming on, so he was bitching about it. And you know, the chat's giving him shit about how he can't get anything scheduled. He's supposed to have a woman on this past week he gave the wrong time zone time to again. Again. Again, he can never figure out the time zone thing thing and it's crazy because he's lived in two very
Starting point is 01:29:48 different time zones in either place he assumes that everyone else lives in his time zone I really like to believe that that woman is also in Florida he drove all the way across the country he should know how time zones work he should based on that alone so So he finally gets this guest come on and imagine being a guest on his show and this is what you come into. Oh, here comes his author. So Rob, so help me interview his author here. This is Danny Rossner. Help me interview this guy. You've never heard of it. I have no background down at all. Yeah, no problem. Rob Stahl's got that. Yeah, first question. Who are you?
Starting point is 01:30:25 Yeah, he's good at this. Bussner, Danny, how are you? Well, I feel like a fucking idiot. Am I allowed to use those words here? It took me forever to get there. This is a Christian program. Yes, it's okay. So Danny, this is my buddy Rob.
Starting point is 01:30:38 He's gonna, he's my cohost for the day. And let me just put up something, you know, something, let's see, cause I just like to stick it to the idiots that stick it to me, Danny. So hold on. So let me just stick it to Jordan Jackson, okay? Okay.
Starting point is 01:31:00 Haha, another guest bailed on you, really? He looks like he's, it looks like he's here. Dumb fuck. He's right here. I said good day. Don't fuck with the Duke. So professional. He immediately had a rub it in some random guy's face that the guests actually showed up on his show Rather than just be like I'm crazy here. Let's talk about this book you wrote. It's gonna made into a movie. Hold on
Starting point is 01:31:32 I need to battle my enemies The show I'm glad you're here cuz I'm gonna stick it in his face And like this guy seems like a nice dude who comes out. I am sorry it took you so long And he's just like you hold on Dude, who comes out I am sorry it took you so long and he's just like you hold on Yeah, I got a use you as a pawn in my petty war. Yes Yes, everything with him and Brian Karam when he comes on now John start with the devil verse and branches What are you doing? Why are you engaging in this? This is so stupid. You're getting my son made fun of on Who are these socials? You still haven't gotten my son any gigs John how much longer?
Starting point is 01:32:03 show those shits All right, so sorry fast forward after this interview, which is terrible now It's John and Rob Saul and John's doing his thing where he's just scrubbing through is the two subreddits He likes to go to to find video clips to watch on his show and so my lost interest made a cut of the Drew Lane show. John had Ivy Supersonic on his show last week. We broke it down. We talked about it quite a bit. Drew messaged me. He's like, hey, could you get me that episode? So I sent it to him. He also went through it. And so John sees that they're goofing on him and he's going to watch this. Now I'll tell you that I sped up when he's just watching drew show.
Starting point is 01:32:45 I sped up to X speed because we don't need to watch all of that. You should check out drew show. It's a great segment that he did. Oh, this is the, okay. This should be entertaining, Rob. All right. This guy looks like he's 90. Drew Lane, true lane.
Starting point is 01:33:01 I don't know who he is, but he's a superstar. Still don't know. But he's got to join in. Apparently I was hitting on Ivy supersonic. I get it. Anytime John is a female guest, you know, John is trying to get laid. My god, he looks like Anthony Cooley, his grandfather. And it's amazing.
Starting point is 01:33:22 Never seems to close the deal. He's in ID Supersonic. Okay, well, it's a stern show for a while. And I'm supersonic invented the ice age scrap. Yes. Right. It's a strange, strange rat. And before the ice age movies, there's a little clip of the scrap going to the acorn. She invented that Fox stole it from her. Oh, she's been
Starting point is 01:33:39 fighting them for years to get her money and she Yeah, yeah. And who has her on first? You fucking old back me. This story. It's crazy. It's like she's never done an interview in her life and John is getting really frustrated. Plus the audio sucks. So that's really funny because he was, yeah, and I got around my show. I scooped you. And then immediately drew goes and she could not tell a story. She's all over the fucking place. Her audio sucks. It's a mess.
Starting point is 01:34:03 John is going crazy over the audio and she's trying to fit this is so typical general technical problems He never just wants to show anyway. This is where the tech I can't do it. You can't pause a live show. So John Immediately, right there. It's about to show his fuck-up. So he's like I can't do it like you literally can't do it He can't react to a show and have a hot take. It's never happened Here's the thing that drives me crazy about John the shit shit that he was saying to, and I didn't watch all of it, but like to the Shooley Networks, you wouldn't have a show without me. You wouldn't have a show without Dabbler's Anonymous. Of course. You wouldn't have a show without any of this stuff because all you do is watch videos about people watching you.
Starting point is 01:34:40 You are incapable of taking a video from fucking YouTube and just playing something that's funny and commenting on it. You don't do any of that. He's terrible at it. And I'll prove it. There are, and I'm not exaggerating, 30 to 50,000 people who are in the dabble verse, who are interested in it,
Starting point is 01:34:58 who are going to the subreddits, who are watching these shows, watching Shuli's show, our show, potato soup, and he only gets 500 live viewers maximum on his show. So even the people who are interested in John can't just watch John Joe. They want to watch other people goof on their lips or something like that. Cause if John was who he thought he is, he would have 10,000 viewers when he goes live. Holy shit, what's he going to do today? But it's boring as hell. His show's garbage. Oh shit. What's he gonna do today?
Starting point is 01:35:29 But it's boring as hell. It shows garbage. I don't know how he doesn't realize it He doesn't and I'll prove that in a moment. I mean, it's just It's just I mean the guy just awful The Drew Lane show I mean, it's just yeah Me having all these problems And yeah, and then uh- and then he's as boring as fuck. I know and he's like... All right, then Rob's gonna come in.
Starting point is 01:35:51 So John didn't know what to go with there. No. He's like, oh, he has a Drew Lane show and that's his name and he's talking about my problems, but he is boring. No, he was setting up the clips. It's something you never do, John, because you're never prepared on your show. He actually watched it, knew what was going to happen and built the context for the audience to understand what they're listening to once he gets into the clips. It's what a professional does.
Starting point is 01:36:13 Yeah, but John just didn't like the context. That's all the same. That's why he stopped it. That's why like he that was his excuse for when Shulie was on his show finally, he's like, oh, he's boring. Oh, it's boring. It's too boring. No, no, no. The real shows actually have to build up to the thing that they're listening to as people understand what's going on. Drew was a vet. I don't have to explain this to Rob Saw. He's a fucking moron. Drew was on morning radio for decades. He's very successful at this and now he's very successful at podcasting. And Rob likes to pretend that he's a radio guy. He's no clue. And then he's as boring as fuck. I know. And he's like the typical shit way or he's got a group of four or five
Starting point is 01:36:52 people to just, Oh yeah. All to all to agree with him. And then these two agree with each other. You just don't have as many friends. It's the only difference like, Oh, you got to have people agree with you. Yeah, I know that they have to agree with them. Yeah. It's, it's called a show Most radio shows have more than one person on the microphone. It's not all Rutsch Lindbach There's other people
Starting point is 01:37:16 Participate contribute to a show. So this is great. This is I thought this was so fun I was actually watching this on Thursday. I don't watch John very often I was like, oh, this is really funny cuz John is going to these subreddits finding these videos Hasn't watched him yet and it keeps backfiring on him. So you saw it right there He's like, oh these guys are gonna clown me just like everyone else does I don't need to watch any more of this So then he sees the chad went after anthony cumia Because chad did his review of pat Dixon and Anthony. Well it that Episode I don't feel make fun of it, too
Starting point is 01:37:47 It's like why you're doing Pat Dixon show on rumble. It's like yet. Everyone's talking about it. So Apparently that was a good move, but this is uh, so John just sees the title the chance you to go after Anthony and John's like all and I'm my enemy. Yep. Exactly. I love this. Yeah You're going on Pat Dixon's show on Rumble. Rumble! Because that dumb motherfucker got kicked off YouTube twice. Can't even break a thousand views with Anthony Cumi on the show. Alright, we got a really good show tonight.
Starting point is 01:38:22 I like your impression. We got Anthony Cumi on the Yopi and Anthony show. He's going to good show tonight. We got an Opium and that show he's gonna be on later and it's see that I like his impressions So John's already setting this up. He's trying to form an alliance with Chad. He's been trying for a while now It's gonna really put us through the roof with these super tips that I have from Melton Dude, it's over man. It is over for you to fucks I'm sorry have to comment on Chad I don't get a chance to review Chad's stuff because I watch it, but someone else is watching it. How many things does Chad declare are over at this point? It's crazy, Jason just played a gig last weekend. I thought that was over last year.
Starting point is 01:38:58 For some reason, like everything's always over. He's always declaring that things are over. Creep Off's still happening Monday at 1. Creep Off's still on! That's not over. It's amazing Everything he says is over just continues to go. It's almost like he's wrong you guys shit on stuttering John as you should So he's trying to process this he's like no we're goofing on Anthony what's going on? Why are you? That's hysterical Chad good job as you should The glory days what he used to do going through his credits. Yeah, I am the LP I was on the alright, so I
Starting point is 01:39:47 Refrain from saying anything. I don't know if you realized that. I did, yes. I let you talk and I didn't say anything. You didn't say anything bad, yeah. I know. But now Chad again has got to bring me into this. Of course. He should have stayed on Dixon.
Starting point is 01:40:03 He should have stayed on Dixon. Yeah. He should have stayed on Kumi, but no, he's got to go to me, who has been very quiet about him. And always been very respectful. Isn't that so funny? This is what John always thinks is, I don't know why he still thinks this to this day. He's like, I've been nice to him. Why is he saying that I'm a buffoon and I suck at podcasting?
Starting point is 01:40:23 Because you're a buffoon and you suck at podcasting. It doesn't matteroon You suck at podcast doesn't matter if you're nice to people doesn't have you compliment someone else They can still have the right opinion about you, John So stupid he thinks that everything is about alliances and like I'm chair Let's buddy up together and then we'll be a team just like no. I don't fucking need you in my life Richard don't know now. He's got to bring me into it Don't go now. He's got to bring me into it. Cause that's who he is. That's the type of person he is shaking his hands. Like, I can't believe it. The Howard Stern show celebrity.
Starting point is 01:40:59 Hold on. Yeah, Chad. He's got this. Yeah. The Howard Stern show. The tonight show. I'm still be getting me out of here. So let me fear factor dude? Where's my car? Yeah, Chad. I I've done things. I've done a lot of things you have not. So yeah, I'm gonna talk about it. You have nothing to talk about. Except for fucking being fucking Jim Florentine's cock. Oh, so do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up about me. Wait, how could he be Jim Florentine's cock? I thought I was. Wait, how could he be Jim Florentine's cock? I thought I was. I don't think he understands what that means.
Starting point is 01:41:29 Chad would have to be with a woman at some point in order to be cocked. Chad does not have a girlfriend or anything ever. Well, there's nothing inherently wrong with being cocked. Oh boy, here we go again. I just learned this. It's just a fetish like anything else. The pneumatics right here, everyone, watch out. So I just learned that. This is, a bonus like anything else. The new Maddox right here, everyone. Watch out.
Starting point is 01:41:46 So I just learned that. This is, yeah, we just did our bonus show on the Creep Off, part two of inducting Maddox into the Creep Off Hall of Fame. We've done some deep dives with Tab Burt about Maddox. Wow. Well, what a descent into madness. That asshole. Good times.
Starting point is 01:42:04 Check that out on the Creep Off Patreon. So so this is now John's still reeling from this that he just saw with Chad he just thought he's gonna go out there and laugh along with how Anthony sucks and he saw that it's fucking unbelievable and I'm not even unleashing yet because I don't really want to I didn't know that he had to bring me into this I thought it was all on Anthony John wants friends so badly. He's like I'm not gonna say anything like maybe he'll come around and we can still be buds He needs a friend so bad But dude here
Starting point is 01:42:34 I wrote up he brags about opening gigs and then he makes funny you for bragging about being on the Tonight Show and Howard Stern You're fucking bragging about opening for people and he's tweeting me how much money he makes for opening for Nick Schwartz. Yeah, and the people I mean, Chad is a loser. That is very true. He's emailed me about how much money he made on his Venmo or something. It's like, what's wrong with you, man? I just like watching John process this in real time. Yes. That's the fun part. We're watching. He didn't know that that was coming. So that's great.
Starting point is 01:43:03 Right. This is the part of John that's real that I enjoy it's not performative John. It's not outside fighting a hurricane I just like that because you can see how shitty his hair is notice how calm he is though Oh, he's like it's doing it's the absolute opposite of the way. He fake reacts to things the real reaction is oh Yeah, yeah, he's trying his the wheels are turning he's like how am I gonna do about this Chad? What do I have on this guy? Yeah, right? So let's see where he goes with that cuz of his immediate reaction was I'm not saying anything about Chad I don't know why he's talking about me people he opens for aren't even as big No, it's like Howard Stern and Jay Leno
Starting point is 01:43:39 What I was in Fucking airheads. I had the soundtrack. You're the same thing. Go Mia Go meet you are the same fucking guy. Oh good. We're back. Yep. Oh Steel toes the next John. No, you are Chad you are the next stuttering John I love these locales are trying to explain to us who we're all gonna pick out next. Yeah. Yeah the best thing to do is who we're all going to pick on next. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's him.
Starting point is 01:44:05 It's over there. It's not me. It's not me. Carl, cue it up. Glory days. It's over, dude. Yeah, Chad. Thanks for remembering one of our better bits. I appreciate that. So, now that John has processed this, let's see how he
Starting point is 01:44:24 responds. I'm going to just go ahead and call it. I think he's hurt. He's a bit hurt about it. Do I need to pull up your stand up from dabble con where you embarrass yourself and that's true. But I don't want to, I have no desire to hear it. It's just, I try to like call truce with that guy, but he just can't
Starting point is 01:44:42 get so upset about that. All right. Well then he finds that video we just watched of Aaron calling out Anthony Covey and he goes okay well Aaron's clouted this guy. All right we can watch this then. This will be fun. Yeah let's do this. Some gold loot. Ant is a hack podcaster now. He is literally the next stuttering John in fact Since John isn't a coward like Anthony The John stuff has always been overplayed and it's always been by people who needed John more than John needed them I agree. Yeah, John's a buffoon, but he doesn't Turn these steps on a rate
Starting point is 01:45:43 Be called Rick's anonymous His clips every single one he's why he's like all this guy hates the guy I hate they're all like I mean that like sorry John Love like a loser John's a buffoon, but he doesn't know an entire community Hey, John's a buffoon, but he doesn't know an entire community Revolved around him and then you look at the community that revolves around him and it's like it's so clear that you know what it is There are all people more pathetic than John in their own lives Exactly around John because they need someone to point at and go Oh that guy's a piece of shit the worst take possible people are more pathetic than stuttering John show me one Rob I don't know I love to see what probably is and Rob's going this guy speaking truth to power over here
Starting point is 01:46:32 Okay, that boss. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it was good. I was going for what yeah boss. Don't worry about it boss He's right though about the other stuff People more pathetic than John in their own lives Exactly around John because they need someone to point at and go all that guy's a piece of shit Yeah, I mean he's to me. He's never been that entertaining Not even like on lol cow status These guys just saw like he's mr. Entertain and then Beating he's taking a beating on this episode. I love it. So now John's processing this he's going what the fuck
Starting point is 01:47:11 I thought maybe er that could be buddies. I am having a bad day Well, I'll just say to still tell still tell a I'm not a buffoon B At least I didn't lose my wife in a fucking trist with fucking some coked out losers. And then she gets arrested. Your whole life is in shambles. Never comment about me.
Starting point is 01:47:37 You're a fucking loser. I never commented about you. And now you just fucking drew first blood. So now I will do a whole dossier on you and talk about what a fucking loser you are and what a fucking idiot you fucking are. Don't ever think that you're on my level. You're a fucking buffoon. You're the fucking loser. Don't ever fucking comment on me again or I'm gonna fucking have to fucking show you the fucking wrath of the Duke Thanks fucking loser. We get Rob's doing
Starting point is 01:48:16 And Rob immediately after this like changes. He's like yeah, no, I know man I know cuz John's not joking around he's pissed not even a little bit Yeah, faces the same color as his shirt right now Right. He's very pissed about this. So he's like alright guess what you're going down now Finally someone's gonna expose that Aaron Emholdt's a loser Wow good thing John's out. No one's been talking about it Yeah, this is the boxing match that I think actually could happen Back out you think so yeah as soon as he sees it Aaron actually does box John just wants to fight Julie. Yeah, it's true. Plus Aaron's like six three
Starting point is 01:48:52 Tower over him. I mean I would like to watch how'd you know he's six three from the mugshot Well, cuz he claims he's six four that his ID says he's six three. I know a lot of stuff. It doesn't matter Very weird very weird, But the next day, thank you to doom for pulling this. John is ready to go on the war path. Fuck. Yeah. I'm on team John. He's got clay dabbler and he's going after Aaron. Imholts. Here we go. So let's, let's look at the real buffoon. He's a joke. All right so here we go. All right so what's John gonna find? What are we gonna learn about Aaron that we
Starting point is 01:49:31 don't know? Oh! He finds a local podcaster is now facing charges for something he openly did while live streaming his show. The news story that we all covered a month and a half ago when this came out. Did you hear about this Rob? Yeah, and Josh is like, so I Googled Aaron Imholt Luzer, this is the first thing that came up and I'm gonna crack the case. Morum.
Starting point is 01:49:53 He's the host of the Steel Toe Morning Show that has been on the air for at least a decade. So Josh is watching this. Good. Clea Debar can't shut up of course. 37 year old Aaron Imholt made his first court appearance this morning for disseminating private sexual images without consent turn this down But we've all seen this new story. We all know what's going on, but this is John's big guy We probably watching for the first time probably hasn't seen it yet. It's me. It's me
Starting point is 01:50:19 It's 37 year old Aaron in Holt the host of the steel toe morning show youtube podcast But one of Imholz may show That woman reported the situation to police and now Imholz faces I like tattoos more than I think. Look at him. Oh my god. He's looking too mad, did he? And those words are now part of the criminal complaint against Imholt. The court documents describe a relationship breakdown between Imholt and three others.
Starting point is 01:51:00 Again, John's just staring at this. He's got nothing. He started disparaging them publicly on his show back in April. He's not interrupting at all. He's not publicly interrupting at all Pausing to give us commentary in May today Using it as material for their show Snitch on Aaron he's not even telling clay to shut up. I know often saying things Some have said to Fox nine that he used to walk up to the line. But now he crosses it. It wasn't
Starting point is 01:51:30 the help. Impulse told police he did not recall ever receiving or sending a nude photograph of the victim. Cool. He bailed out of jail this morning with a no contact order in addition to no disparaging comments on social media online or on a podcast. I'll see you John's brilliant. Now Karen, Colin, who's the fucking buffoon? The kid who's the buffoon?
Starting point is 01:51:54 Good one. You just take an idiot. You just take L after L. That's it. Yeah, you get arrested you fucking loser. But for posting nudes on a live stream to Gino. Fucking unbelievable. Yeah, he's a loser.
Starting point is 01:52:13 Literally, literally like his whole, to have your whole existence rely on just charity. Clay Dabler, every day you have a new t-shirt to impress your buddy John with. But that's right, everyone else is a loser. You got it. You nailed it. Like, like, just literally if you don't get those super chats, you're fucked. You're not paying your mortgage, you're not paying your electric bill, you're not paying
Starting point is 01:52:38 your feed. What are other bills that people can't play? What are other things people spend money on where they don't get money? Paying child support. Yeah, that's why I asked the griff so hard on his show because he's got clay actually knows this stuff John knows nothing. He just played that thing. He goes. Oh you got a rusted. It's like yeah, everyone knows that Everyone knows that John you've got you've not done nothing here is He's got a lifestyle that can't be funded by a fucking shitty YouTube show matter They makes the goals I guess apparently
Starting point is 01:53:11 Which is 300 a show or whatever But April em Holt his wife was arrested. Yeah Good-looking woman. No way too good for him It's stupid that he's calling me a buffoon. Yes. His whole life is in fucking I mean, you know, it's a broken clock. It's arrested. She gets arrested. They're doing drugs. They're definitely bang. He's Mrs. I want to April.
Starting point is 01:53:40 Yeah. And he's letting the guy bang his wife and the kids downstairs. How does that make you not have a food? I'm confused. Yeah. So weird. Yeah, and he's letting the guy bang his wife and the kids downstairs Yeah, all of this is true, I love this Left him he's got nothing he's gonna go to jail He's got lawsuits against him and I'm the buffoon. It's not time for self-inspection. John, you just sold your house to your mom for 10 bucks. All right, let's think about this. There's a lot of things people can talk about with you too.
Starting point is 01:54:17 Or wife swapping is just an automatic L like, just not even cheat. Like, all right, cheating. I'm not saying that you should cheat on your wife but cheating on your wife with another woman Not your wife not finding out is a different matter, but literally letting another guy stick his dick in your wife is is Good point, I wouldn't own the same way ever again who would let's watch the show Yeah, look at this Not paid that is good a whole time. Thank you trying to find an image to pull off Aaron check this out. Jen everyone has seen this One of these how do you get one of these? Oh look
Starting point is 01:55:04 This happened months ago. Arrested! That guy's actually a really big YouTuber. I've never heard of him. John's so stupid, he's like, yeah, his wife got arrested. Aaron caused that! He wanted that to happen! He's excited about that. He loves seeing a mugshot out here. And John thinks he's rubbing this in his face. He has no idea what he's doing. Has he not gotten to Aaron's mugshot? Why are you? It's big he's big like I watch another podcast that we're talking about
Starting point is 01:55:35 But I didn't even mention still so cuz still toes not even on the radar or big youtubers But this guy Aaron impolt is but clay here's the thing. So this guy in the middle here, right? Mm-hmm This girl who's hot, right? He gets to bang this girl who's hot. Right. Yeah. Get to bang this head. So let me get this straight. This guy gets to put his penis in the vagina of this girl and probably mouth. And then there's this other girl and then Aaron gets to put his penis. It might be a bit of a rough picture.
Starting point is 01:56:04 Might have a night. She might be a bit of a rough pitch. You might have a night. She might be a hottie with a body. But I'm just saying you don't look at the piece when you're poking the fire, Johnny boy. Yeah, but he's getting the better angle. Who's the buffoon? Fuck it. In this hag and
Starting point is 01:56:31 Should we put a poll up on Twitter in the subreddit who is the buffoon Aaron or John? I love to know what people think all of the above. Oh, yeah, I mean that would win out Of course, yeah, you definitely pick eight for over the other one and yet I'm a buffoon you dumbass Yes, but then again, they're both coke heads and fucking women and cocaine There's not a good mix man. Women can be cocaine monsters You see just face right there. He's just like I don't know man. I know Todd's pretty fun I mean, this is the guy who was trying to get two grams for the wedding with Kate Meany Yeah, it's own nephew's wedding and how Clay's like, yeah, you don't even want girls to a Coke. Watch that space when he says that.
Starting point is 01:57:10 Him in and cocaine is not a good mix, man, because women can be cocaine monsters. They decide who do another line. Oh, that's the reason. Yeah. OK, now he's making a good point. I don't know. I've not, you know, I've met some very hot women that were... Yeah, but I'm saying they fucking Hoover up the coke. Like they're fucking coke monsters. Now John's aroused.
Starting point is 01:57:34 Hit the like button! Very good, thank you Doom for putting that together. Good stuff, Doom. Alright, we've touched on just about everyone, except for Rob saw we haven't really touched on yet Rob said something during the podcast on Thursday when he was on with stuttering John and He's getting some heat right now. So now he's lashing out at everyone the big controversy. Oh not that popularity people He's not catching that guy. No, not that guy. Hey got it the big controversy that guys like John and
Starting point is 01:58:06 Vince want you to think is the craziest thing ever is that the uncle Rico show wouldn't change its name I mean how many children are getting harmed on an hourly basis? Because the show still has the name the uncle Rico show It's actually causing a lot of damage and in a lot of communities And so our boy Rob has an idea of why this is. Probably a group of most of these guys, like penis wrinkled, they're probably just like pitos themselves. And that's why they're so defensive about it.
Starting point is 01:58:34 So according to Rob, everyone's a pedophile, which when you hear someone say that, you know, they're highly intelligent. Whenever someone goes out and calls everyone a whole group of people, Nazis or pedophiles, you're like, oh, this goes out and calls everyone a whole group of people Nazis or Pedophiles you're like, oh this person understands the nuances of what's going on here and is breaking it down for us Now this video Peter's Marcos said this to me this video has been making the rounds I guess Rob Saul had rated veto on his show ten months ago Okay, and and the reason why I'm playing, I'm not the morality police, but John
Starting point is 01:59:06 certainly is. He's constantly talking about like, how could you have Missy B on your show? And she does this or said that and just criminals. Now, how could you work with a criminal? I don't have criminals on my show. Let's hear what Rob Saul has to say about his relationship with his ex-wife. His ex-wife left him for his cousin now him and his ex have a daughter together and So this is the conversation he's having with ready to be don't know he's dad uncle It's weird. It's very weird. Yeah, it's a very weird situation going on She's she fucking gained about 200 pounds since she left me from my cup. Uh,
Starting point is 01:59:51 so she's like, uh, you know, she's pregnant. And, uh, anyway, I ended up with your kid or his kid, his kid, but the kid ended up dying. What'd you have to do with that? So she had a miscarriage and Rob starts applauding that this would have been his daughter's sibling. Ray even knows that's not cool. Dude, even raising. Whoa, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? I've killed some kids, but yeah, but this is not something that somebody celebrate obviously. But I mean, Rob really is a piece of shit for the way he's responding to this and
Starting point is 02:00:23 he'll never get another girl in his life. And he knows that. So it's just him and his dogs. And that's why he's lashing out like this so pathetically. Wow. Dude, you really have like no soul. Well, no, I, I, no, I don't. Why would I care? Now I want, because all of a sudden, anyway, I got my condo back. I got a joint custody of my daughter. I got this restraining order drop.
Starting point is 02:00:49 So he lost his place. He had a restraining order against him. He lost custody of his kid. And he's like, I'm a winner because those things aren't happening anymore. Oh, the fact that they even happened at the time of the dead, not good. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:01:02 Plus, there's that new blood stain on the tile. Yikes. And let me tell you, uh, now my ex wife is about 200 pounds heavier. Listen, maybe that's why I'm not a good man. I don't let women get comfortable. Like, well, don't get comfortable to where you think it could be 500 pounds when I met you, when you were, you know, a buck 20. He's so uncomfortable. I mean your daughter, how does she feel that you're sitting there saying that her mom is a disgusting pig? Good question. I'm going to plead the fifth on that every now and then, right? I like it.
Starting point is 02:01:39 Like that's gotta be like, even if you hate your ex wife, which sounds like she's had her turned against me for a while. So yeah, I, uh, I've, I've kind of let, let more loose. I was never this loose until, uh, you know. That's gotta be, I didn't know you had a daughter with her. Like that's, yeah, you gotta kind of take, even if the dude like, fuck you over. You have, I mean, you, you you just know but you just celebrated That her potential half-brother
Starting point is 02:02:11 Isn't alive like yeah. Yeah Well, listen, right? I don't care. It's cold. They're scumbags and I I Was interesting Rob calls everyone a loser and now these people are scumbags, you know He's proving that he's a loser to scumbag Trying to be a good person and I tried to get along with them for the kid after that But it's it's you know, it hasn't gone. Well, no, it definitely has not gone well for you Rob She turned the kid against me?
Starting point is 02:02:46 Ah, okay. I know. Maybe the kid just recognizes who you are as a person and thinks you are a piece of shit. Kids are actually pretty good at that. Yes, and props to Ray for talking some sense into the guy, not just going along and... Do you think that he actually talked sense into him? No. I don't think he got through to him in any single way
Starting point is 02:03:05 You know, I want to get through to is the potato is here You got put your guitar down Back to rehearsing again. You keep me on hold for hours You told me to show up at one o'clock for the CUNY of ball washing. Yeah, that was me That was the plan for sure. Are you following this? I didn't catch all of be dabbling live today Are you following this thing now where? We have Chad going after Anthony, but then John's catching shrapnel So John's now bad at Chad, but not really because he needs a friend and an ally
Starting point is 02:03:44 But then Aaron was going after Anthony, but he also threw shade at John and John saw that so now John's going after Aaron Chad was going after Cardiff today. Oh, well, yeah Again today the fuck I did hear that part. I Actually, I love it. I'm here for it. I love when all these losers pile on each other. It's fun But with John it's as simple as this. I got to boil it down. I know I'm the for it. I love when all these losers pile out each other. It's fun. But with John it's as simple as this I got a boil it down. I know I'm the John whisperer. I got a boil it down to this If you say something about John and it's on reddit John will see it. Yes, like that's it
Starting point is 02:04:18 Only because he's only in wars with people that he sees things on reddit about he forgets about anybody else that he's not seeing When he's scrolling through reddit to try and do His show I love that we got to watch him see people talking shit about him in real time and watch him process it Yeah, it's so fun. That was amazing episode. You know that it's real. He's not performing in any way No, you forget that there's a camera Sticks well, we'll see if John's able to take down steel-toe I know Melton and Chad have not done a good job of that. So we'll see if John can figure it out for those guys Hmm you big news big news. What's going on?
Starting point is 02:04:55 So this Monday on potato soup the lost above of the love sponge interview with stuttering John Melendez. Nice. That's awesome What year is that from like 2008? This was like right after the Adam Carolla Oh when he was making the rounds to promote. What was the Vegas location? The heady village Yeah, so he's promoting probably one too many into heady village and stand updates or something I bet you Aaron's never sold ads for Tahiti village. I don't know he's probably getting close to be a there I'm not sure that's exciting potato soup you find it over on rumble dabble verse dot TV. That's the place double verse dot TV what time This Monday 8 o'clock, okay
Starting point is 02:05:38 And then when you go to devil verse that TV you hit subscribe, but subreddit surfing more importantly is on rumble Yeah, because you got us thrown off of YouTube subreddit surfing on rumble. Yeah, I think that's fucked no No, we heard you and I believe we have a very interesting subreddit coming up Cardiff do you want to tell everybody what we're gonna be surfing this Wednesday? Yes, Davler's anonymous. No is it no Flat earth yeah we're finally gonna serve a flat earthers hopefully we're working on a couple guests so all right no work on we'll take pro or con flatter oh you're gonna get pro of course yeah pros away to go I have to say it like I'm I want to see both But I might want to be a flat earther. Maybe I'll come on and argue with you guys
Starting point is 02:06:28 It's in the Bible guys. I don't know if you're paying attention to this book. I was just reading sure wasn't All right, no not fatter sir with Vinny Paulino flat earth flat earth. Oh, yeah, I'm the fat one huh Cardiff All right filter I think it's time to Poke a dab or who's ready to poke a dabler with me. Oh, this is our week. Let's go. We got those Check your phone Vinny. Yes, sir. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler Are you ready to play?
Starting point is 02:07:07 to poke a dabbler. Are you ready to play to poke a dabbler? We have a really great show today. I hope you liked the last one with Anthony scaramucci. I'm sure sure you have something to say about that. Anthony scaramucci and Farron cousins and Rom Philip Koski was a jam packed show. Today, we have Sherry Jacobus and Cliff Schecter. And now without further ado, let me bring on the talented and beautiful Sherri Jacobus. How are you?
Starting point is 02:07:36 I'm doing well. How are you doing? I can hear you. Good, good. Yeah, I can hear you. You look wonderful. How you feeling, All right. I all my scans are clear um
Starting point is 02:07:51 see my hair is growing ba of chemo and radiation he doing well. Thank you. Ye allowed to speak about it I mean, I tweeted about i speak about it. But I know I mean, I've been very, very open about my cancer. I don't call it a journey. Because as I've said before, a journey is more of a Boston through Europe. This is no journey. So it's you know, it's it's good that I can talk to
Starting point is 02:08:16 other people who are going through it. So I'm fairly open about it. Some things I don't talk about. But yeah, I'm here. Well, well, you know, it is good that you do open about it some things I don't talk about but Yeah, I'm here Well, you know it is good that you do talk about it because I have friends who've you know who've gone through Various types of cancer. In fact, my sister-in-law just got over breast cancer and Talk about it because you have people that Know that going through that coming on again, I gotta go Talk about it because you have people that What did John say next here your choices number one I have OCD B when did the cancer start Next one of my mods for this. It's gotta be a
Starting point is 02:09:09 pain in the ass. And lastly, how much is chemo? I'd have learned. I believe you can get it if you just trade it on iPad. It's pretty much how that works. I'm going to go with next one of my mods. You can't stop doxxing people on doing the wrong thing. Traded old iPad. It's pretty much how that works. I'm gonna go with next one of my mods You can't stop doxxing people and doing the wrong thing Vinny. What do you think? Well according to My text messages the answer is C and there clearly is no C He got you I would go with lastly how much is chemo because I just want it to be that hilarious producer Chris. I went with B. When did it start?
Starting point is 02:09:46 When did it start? All right So if it's I have OCD or it's a pain in the ass then Cardiff wins again He's got a winning streak this card. I know let's see what it was the chat saying a lot of bees. I Got another next to get a number one Okay, let's go I got a number one. Okay, let's go. You know, I mean it's good to talk about it because you have people that are going through it I'm sure that could be people in you know in my audience that you know that are going through that now
Starting point is 02:10:14 Yeah, and it's gotta be a pain in the ass Cancer yeah, it's a a pain in the ass cancer yeah It's a real pain in the ass job He kind of go to appointments. They try to kill you over time. It's pretty bad full empathetic John yeah Some of your organs shut down That's John talking about cancer that's his like that's the face. He makes when he asked her about anal Now I don't know if this woman had colon cancer by any chance. I will do the research, okay But that would make this even more disgusting
Starting point is 02:10:58 It's unpleasant and That's pretty much your job and recovery and you live scan to scan after that until you stay in remission. And then as you get further out, of course, you're safer. I'm just one year out. So we'll see. But I think you just work healthier things into your lifestyle because it took- But anyway, Trump is Hitler. And what are we talking about today, Sharon?
Starting point is 02:11:24 Hopefully stay with you and you kind of have to do your whole life, but it doesn't define because it took anyway, uh, Trump is Hitler. And what are we talking about today? Yeah. Hopefully stay with you and you kind of have to do your whole life, but it doesn't define me. Good, good. And, uh, you know, it's so weird because I'm, I'm really OCD. Like if I had to wait to see how my test results came out, I would be a mess. Yeah. I would be called scans, anxiety. be touching a billion doorknobs and drink a lot to my mom just had a scare. And you know, she thought she was
Starting point is 02:11:55 having a heart attack. But how it is for you waiting on that test. Oh, God. You know, I found out I had cancer before my doctor told me or waiting for the test, but you go on my chart and oh, they had the results up there
Starting point is 02:12:15 before my doctor could tell me. And I'm glad that you're back on the show. It's been quite some time. And I really wanted to talk to you today. That's all for this time. Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler. We're not. Brought to you by dabbleverse.tv.
Starting point is 02:12:39 Go there now and subscribe to my rumble channel or else Pretty compelling argument sit Eugene sit good dog Because I have to throw in there that he left like I just left that in that well It's been a while since you've been on my show. Yeah, I know That's the last year recovering She even said it was a full-time job recovery. It's like, yeah, well, did you get the mini iPad? I said, yeah, I've sent you the link. You didn't lose your boobs. Did you? What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about out
Starting point is 02:13:18 and about pure genuine. We learned a lot about Frenchy Honda today. We came with a great new show idea I don't know if you've heard about this card if you're watching earlier. I was okay the Ray DeVito Once you had James had games yeah It's a head-to-head Games out message ray is he was interested in it's funny again Ken Tamplin Well, hold on Ray's got to do my competition first. So what's that?
Starting point is 02:13:49 Well, we're gonna get him Chad and John to do an in-house scavenger hunt and just Look for everyday regular items that any normal person would have Like what? I loved it. You guys were doing this earlier Someone said a cherry-pitter and you're like no no no more like a piece of paper Printer paper So Ken Tamplin vocal Academy, that's interesting the guy got busted lipstick He's been teaching people how to sing all these years Dablin Dame Taft came in with the mom wife a celebration
Starting point is 02:14:31 steel toe going after Anthony Kumi without even watching the clips and Just haphazardly say that he's the new stuttering job because that's what you do. You don't like someone there the new stuttering job Carl's the new stuttering job. Yeah, these are You don't like someone there the new stuttering job Carl's the new center agent and these It's almost still toberfest. It is almost still toberfest. I'm excited about that we talked about stuttering John and The fact that he had a really it's a really bad luck pulling up videos He was hoping people were on his side Imagine your two favorite sub. All of the videos are people also goofing at you.
Starting point is 02:15:05 You're like, god damn it. Can I go to one subreddit where people have my back? No. We learned that Rob Saul is a garbage human being and that we don't know how to poke a dabbler. So you know what that means. It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show. The Teaser.
Starting point is 02:15:20 The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. The Teaser. This is the part of the show we play a clip in the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These podcasts. Andy's gonna be here, trucker Andy.
Starting point is 02:15:34 And it will be Jocktober. It's that time of year everyone. It's Jocktober. And so we'll be checking in on this crew. It's interesting because back when I got married, which was a while ago, my buddy, Tim, who's our, our old boss, he and his wife decided they, they weren't going to share finances. They had separate accounts. And I thought that was weird. It's like, to me, I took that like almost like you're not even taking the person's last name, how people take that. But it seems like nowadays there there is definitely a trend,
Starting point is 02:16:06 probably in both cases, where they're not sharing finances and you're not sharing possibly even names. But quick question, is it, they're your age, right? So they're like 30s, so they're still young. So it's not like people are getting married later and deciding later. Because I think when, like when Chelsea and I got married, I didn't have a pot to pee in, you know?
Starting point is 02:16:27 And neither did she, so I think the idea of us sharing accounts was great because we had no money. You know what I mean? It gave us more. Did y'all, like, when y'all grew up and started getting money, did y'all still share the account and then you got your own? No, we kept the account.
Starting point is 02:16:41 You had the shared account, but did you have your own personal account also? Or you just kept it all at one? Do you know something I don't know about Chelsea? Is she keeping it at one? I know that she probably has some hidden cash somewhere. Sometimes she pulls out money. I'm like, where did that come from?
Starting point is 02:16:53 Mojo in the morning. Channel 95.5, the hit station in Detroit. This was suggested by Dee in the Discord. General GK seconded the notion. Apparently, people have been wanting me to. Dee for Drew? suggested by D in the discord general GK seconded the notion apparently people been wondering drew maybe people wanted me to check out mojo in the morning so that's gonna kick off jacktober wasn't mojo like a 90s radio concept what I think is the name right I think that's the name of the host I think
Starting point is 02:17:21 it's mojo no but there was like a mojo radio thing in the nice where it was like you stall guy guy morning radio like trying to compete with Howard yes in a whole bunch of markets yes I never listened to it because I was listening to Howard but yes I believe that is a thing that was happening so that's exciting always excited to be in uh jock tober great time of year of course steel tober fest is also happening this October. That's going to be exciting. Cardiff, maybe someday we're going to get you on this little piggy. You're going to, you're going to start paying attention to Steeltoe. I mean, I'll come on the show. I just, I won't add anything. I'll just sit there. Okay. Well, that's not a good sales
Starting point is 02:17:57 pitch. If that's what you want, I mean, I got nothing to add. I'm not sure. He stinks. We can make it mocktober. That's a good idea Joey B Jody B. Maybe we'll start mocking people for once just for this one. What a fun idea. What a fun idea I feel we've plugged everything but what we haven't plugged enough is the creep off Mondays at 1 o'clock on this channel as well as the creep off YouTube channel of course it is a podcast so wherever you subscribe to podcast subscribe to the creep off because Vinny and I have been killing it lately if I do say so Myself, we've had quite the month. I've had a lot of great competitions going down Vinny just fulfilled a consequence. He listened to what three hours of Tom Myers this past week
Starting point is 02:18:35 I listened to Tom Myers three albums that I could get a hold of apparently one of them is so bad It's not on the internet, right? So he hasn't fulfilled that consequence yet, but he's getting there Yeah, like I'm gonna have to get a copy of enough to have Tom burn a copy for me like it's well to go to his restaurant Three yeah, I got a hand him a $10 bill, and he runs out to his car and comes back with a CD All right, just just go to a show. I'm sure he's selling them Just go to his show like that's so easy my buddy That's what's going on the wheel had a travel eight hours to go see this fucking time Meyers live going on the wheel Oh, man, I wish you played more often. I wish he toured more I would definitely go to if only you had a comedy club that you could lure him here
Starting point is 02:19:16 Oh speaking of which you know was coming up at the comedy club not too soon, but coming out. Oh Joe matter is For two nights do you think we can get him on the podcast? I could ask him for you. No, please don't he just email me the other day Definitely not. I don't want about WTB. Why I probably come to the show though. I'll be fun. Yeah, I have doubt it I'll tell you what it was shocking when we announced that he was coming. I had comics email me like can I open for him? Really? I thought you'd have comics being like oh so I'm not doing your club anymore because you guys obviously have lost it We wouldn't email that action I think about they're just thinking nobody said anything like that fair enough That's probably true couple of them thought it speaking to Tom Myers. He put out a new show this week Hello and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world a lot's happened this week
Starting point is 02:20:12 Robinson the Republican running for governor of North Carolina was found to have commented on posts on a porn website this is according to CNN on one of these posts he proclaimed. I'm a black Nazi in all caps All caps is the surefire way to reassure someone, yes, I'm definitely racist. Following the news, the campaign had a staff shakeup and they're getting some new people in charge of the campaign and they're even rebranding themselves with a new slogan. I'm Volk, I'm Reich, I'm money shot Good stuff, Tom. I just wanted to bug you a little bit
Starting point is 02:20:54 Right into my fucking soul if you want to watch the consequences on the creep off channel I did it this past Wednesday. Yes, and one fun fact. I did learn when Reviewing and listening to his albums if you go to amazon.com, which is like the first result as to where you can find the first album Under the ratings under the reviews. There's a five-star review from someone named Thomas Myers And the five-star review is all about It's basically the title of it is item description because he fucked up what he posted He didn't put the info about the album there So he left himself a five-star review and told everybody about himself in the third. Oh, that's amazing. It's hilarious
Starting point is 02:21:30 Yeah, if you want to check that out on the creep off channel, it's up there blind Mike stop by for a while I stopped by for a while. It's called Vinny's consequence stream. We hung out with with Vinny on there No, but right Lisa. I know. Don't be mean about it. Guys, please join us again next time. It might be the episode where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts sleep well, everybody. Partying in the mosh pits of morning radio. Okay, great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news with Lucy Typebox. From Reddit, Perseusawc writes, Carl, this was one of the better SJ segments.
Starting point is 02:22:11 This is the shit that's funny and interesting. I hope the superchatters encourage him to do more interviews. BuzzNumNuts agrees. Exactly. He's most amusing when he's just going about his daily shit. The angry performance crap and anything involving Vince is a total bore. T-Mac adds, yup, it always goes back to that old clip of Howard, when he told John he's only funny when he's not trying to be, and when he tries to be funny it's terrible. John in the wild is the best John. I encourage him to go out and live his best life without caring about the dabbleverse. As long as everything
Starting point is 02:22:42 he does is still available on the internet. Okay, stick notes. John always delivers, unless it's the US male. Oliver Westlake awkwardly invites us to, say nice thing to stuttering John. I just summed to make positive thread about that drunk asshole. Brockside takes him up on it. John, for all your faults, I have to say that no one pulls off the alcoholic loser persona quite like you. It is unmatched amongst your peers. You stand head and shoulders above all the other alcoholic losers. Wicked prick schlub offers. John should take solace in the fact that his life
Starting point is 02:23:16 has served as a warning to others. The dangers of alcohol and drug abuse, unbridled hubris, and self-delusion. Babe Butters throws in, John likes women and not kids, so that's something positive. Turbo7049 adds, The nicest thing I can say about John is he's not shoely. Random14330, He smells a little better than the municipal dump down the road. Nomonumba16 is skating on thin fucking ice with, I'll talk my way out of it is objectively better than any song by the isotopes. is skating on thin fucking ice with, I'll Talk My Way Out of It is objectively better than any song by the Isotopes. Barking branches. John, you were born in 1965 and ever since then you have survived. Well done. And from YouTube, Arlind shares, John may have never
Starting point is 02:23:57 said he was Benji's boss, but I'm sure he intentionally created the impression he was. And for young interns in the late 90s who grew up listening, they would assume John was a big deal behind the scenes, and he took advantage of it. J-Dad warns, somebody better get John a 24-pack of his medicine after he sees this. T-Dowell opines, John uses Jackie's experience like it was his own. DCJMS is probably right. If Howard called John and just yelled slurs at him for an hour SJ wouldn't hang up Trig Aveli points out 30 years later He's the same guy just aged by 60 years AJ Clemente John will just brush this off and claim It was all schtick for the air and mr. Rivich plays us out with John speaks from the ship
Starting point is 02:24:45 So Chad's calling into shows he calls in the Mel Melton show, he calls into bedabbling live Because he wants people paying attention to him. No one's watching him. I'll see you anymore No one's paying attention to him. So he's trying to stir up some drama get people talking about him I will say that I'm impressed with bedabber Because he's pulling a Vince the lawyer thing where he's saying the opposite of what's true to get a rise out of people So he's going chance killing it. Chad's really funny. It's only believes it knows it's been come back He doesn't believe that no, he knows no he does No, he's a smart guy. I've talked to a few times. No, I have a hard time believing Rocco is anything but sincere
Starting point is 02:25:24 Yeah, he's not sincere about that. He can read people. He's doing a Vince the lawyer thing He knows what he's doing You mean when he keeled over and laughter when I started shouting back at Chad this morning Chad stinks. Oh, he really is. I think you summed it up very well in the phone conversation today Cardiff of what a loser he is very very well Let's see what people are saying on the the voicemails for us. Who are these? Comm get our voicemail number call into the show. Let us know what you're thinking
Starting point is 02:25:55 I need an assist on this one Carl. There's gonna be a music cue at the end of this. You'll know what to do So I'm at work the other day end of this, you'll know what to do. So I'm bleeding generously. Cause I got a bloody ass, bloody ass. Fantastic job. Do, douche of the devil verse, right? Yeah. Put that together. That's a great version of that
Starting point is 02:26:46 Hey shit head. I've been thinking lately and like the fact that you got famous off of just randomly Starting a podcast in 2020 Not really doing much except recycled material basically irritates the shit out of me except recycled material basically irritates the shit out of me. I want to give a shout out to Brian Johnson from Tom Steve Dave, cause he turned me onto the creep off. And unfortunately that turned me onto you. If it wasn't for Brian Johnson, I wouldn't be listening to shitty podcasts all week. Every week, every moment of my fucking life. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Love you,
Starting point is 02:27:30 Brian. Yes. Love you, Brian. Thank you very much, Brian. He's a good guy. Always promotes our shows and stuff too. His bigger audience. Hola, creepo. We appreciate that. By the way, I'm very excited about some of the people coming up. Adam Bush is coming back on the show again. Fan favorite. But also the return of Doug from Who's Right and Kaia. Teaming up again. Kaia's coming back? Yes, coming back on WATP.
Starting point is 02:27:55 Kaia, I miss you buddy. Doing a live peep pod. That's it. We're gonna do a live peep pod. We're bringing that back. Is that what that bucket over there in the corner's for? Sure. None of your business. Don't worry about that. I don't want Jenny's the toilet I just want to make sure I get my point across. Yeah. Yeah, please Thank you Brian Johnson for ruining my fucking life and making me obsessed with this show. Yes
Starting point is 02:28:20 No, I understood. But yes, sure. Brian is that is listening Yes, no, I understood. But yes, sure. Brian is listening. Never did I think I would see the day when chompers himself is making fun of someone's how do you put it gum to teeth ratio? Yeah. people and glass Pots shouldn't throw stones at black candles Fuck you call me that listen. I can make fun of someone's gum-to-tooth ratio. I have crooked teeth It's a different thing Carl, but you do this shit all the time I don't like I was with you the other day in public and you saw that dude wearing flip-flops And I look at that loser with five toes He can't even crack a white claw with
Starting point is 02:29:09 Carl come on buddy settle down be nice. There's nothing that's private between us many Can we just have one interaction that you don't talk about I could hear you he could hear you oh This is interesting card if you might know something about this to listen to us Hey, Carl. You don't have to play this on the show. That's the easiest way to get this to you. Are you aware that Joey C bought the tickets to your baseball game? They were paid for by the guys who funded him to come out to the double con.
Starting point is 02:29:38 So Deadpool bought your ticket to that game. It wasn't Joey C's Clowder or whatever. El Haribla just covered it on their show on the 24th, but I don't know if you caught it. All right, man. That's it. That's all you want to know. What do you know about this? I have, I've heard the exact same thing. I've heard that too, but, but I did hear it on the bedablin live show. But also when we went to pick up those tickets, they were, they weren't at Will Call. We had to go into the special entrance where the suites are and they had them. I mean, it's possible, but didn't the manager like wave at Joey see and stuff too because the manager the Red Wings has been on his show
Starting point is 02:30:12 Well, I don't know I said I heard that exact same story that the tickets were all bought and paid for I mean these are not expensive tickets I'm talking about Talking about I think they're like 12 bucks I'm gonna say don't they pay you to go to some of these games sometimes sometimes they do So yeah, I'm not sure about that, but if that's the case Thanks to who was a dead fool Allegedly that's what I heard. Well, I heard the other person said by the way the person that started that rumor on bedavum live was me. But I heard it on bedavum live. So you have no idea.
Starting point is 02:30:46 That sounds right. Hi, this is Tiffany Szwedensky. I'm the chief marketing officer for Premier Law Group, a law firm in Seattle, Washington. I'm calling because our lead attorney is very much interested in being on the
Starting point is 02:31:02 Talk to a podcast. And he suggested even a Talk to a Lawyer segment, which he thought would be really fun and interesting. And speaking for Jason Epstein personally, he's a very funny guy and is very charismatic and we would love to see him on a podcast. Anyway, my name is Tiffany. You can reach me at 417- We just thought we'd take that off. All right. Thank you so much. Look forward to talking with you. Someone came there. Tiffany you can reach me at four one seven two Thank you so much look forward to talking with you someone gave their yeah good catch So we gave them the wrong number on that one. That was a legit person looking to get a talk to her
Starting point is 02:31:34 I was really waiting for the joke. I know that was a real thing I was like I'm gonna play that that's Joe and personally speaking. He's a really funny guy. Yeah, what a cell Yeah, he's really charismatic and interesting Well, we can't have overshadowing the host Thank you though All right. Apparently I have a new crutch term that I use a lot Hi, Carl, if you say in any single way One more time. I'm going to kill myself in a Walmart bathroom oh no hmm
Starting point is 02:32:06 fuck you do I say in any single way a lot I've heard people say that fairly often all right I'll stop that yeah the good news is no one's cleaning up that Walmart bathroom stand up for yourself just once there's just voicemailers say what you want to car I'll get a new crutch don't worry I'll replace that with another one I've got through a lot of a new crutch, don't worry. I'll replace that with another one. I've gone through a lot of crutches over the years. Don't tell me how to stand up for myself, Potato. Dumbass.
Starting point is 02:32:32 Will you stand up? They were literal crutches people because of the feet. That's true. That is a good point. Hey Carl, Yankee Collins from New Hampshire here. I just wanted to follow up. The Chrissy Metal show was awesome. I really like her. Her, I don't know, weird grunt and
Starting point is 02:32:54 automatopoeia were fantastic. But I have a request for a new segment and that's the fantasy booking segment. You can ask any of your pro wrestling nerd friends what that is but basically and you do this sometimes is figure out who you want to see them co-host with like these solo acts like I think it's pretty obvious that that Chrissy would go well with Lady Babylon but you know my sleeper pick for Chrissy co-host would be the bearded lady person who was interviewed on on Frenchy Frenchy show Frenchy's show yeah I almost forgot what I was allowed to call her call her Frenchy she doesn't care don't call her late for dinner that's right very good we actually
Starting point is 02:33:39 did that today surprisingly we came up with a whole show idea fantasy show idea. We certainly did we're gonna make it real though. Yes We are I'm actually starting a kickstarter Beautiful helmets and skates for the joust. Let's do a go fund me I think we're gonna need at least five hundred thousand dollars to make this happen I was thinking we need at least a million to do it right. Yeah, you're right fifteen hundred fifteen million Let's do this we got it We got to make sure we have some type of medical fund like you know we got to put a couple grand aside for their Medical costs after oh there will be deaths
Starting point is 02:34:13 From laughter Yeah, and had drop on funny all right laughter though, but mostly laughter is that is that a wrestling thing? Where you have fantasies about who would team up with him? So oh god fantasy looking bullshit's been around forever But what is it? It's just like hey, who would you rather see Russell Scott hull in 1998? Oh, okay, you know just whatever I guess I don't wrestling. There's leagues. I know there's a guy There's a guy who has a fantasy WWE League
Starting point is 02:34:43 And you it is fantasy. What? Explain. Yeah. Please explain. Fantasy. Fantasy. Yeah. Wild because like the way the points work, they explained it to me. I'm trying to remember is for every time someone's on TV, if they're actually on a show, you get points. If they wrestle in a match and they win, you get points. If they win a championship, you get points. If they're on a pay-per-view and When it when you get like double or triple points, I don't know. That's all it is. Okay It's just silliness and it's basically like producing a TV show Which characters are they gonna use the most who's on your roster?
Starting point is 02:35:17 Nobody was your first round pick My first round pick. Yeah, don't why I know you're this I'm not in it. Who was your first? I read the league. I did not start the league Let's let's be honest the NFL is a script that is a WWE now that is true. That's why Tatey's boyfriend won the Super Bowl we all know that yeah, and that's like tomorrow Hamlin cheated and killed to a Smash the skull like an egg cart. They were talking about this on the Drew Lane show. I forgot. Remember when Demar Hamlin people thought he actually died
Starting point is 02:35:50 because he came back for that playoff game in Buffalo and you couldn't see him in the luxury suite because the snow was falling. They're like, that's not even him! They can't even show a photo of him! This guy's dead! He's not even around anymore! So now is this a fake Demar Hamlin who's catching interceptions
Starting point is 02:36:05 It's a fake body double this guy could play football. So yeah, yes, I think you're right All right, gosh Goblin is mad at us Lady gay this is uh, Nick the MOOC aka gosh goblin on your fucking discord. Okay, I was checking out episode 529 I think with the kick-ass podcast or whatever the fuck hey motherfucker I can ask you what called Susan Boyle fucking Goblin I I don't I don't appreciate that you need to learn your farm animals that bitches are hogs I understand being confused to me myself I never heard of South wheel so sweet until that bitch got up there on that mic
Starting point is 02:36:46 Please get your shit together. I am a goblin John Is a goblin too or retard? And we saw John Goblin last night I should have I got some good photos over I should have brought them to share with the rest of the class today That's Susan boy. Oh, yeah, I could have done that too Now it's breaking news. Oh breaking news. Yes breaking news John Stunner John has had a shooley video an uncle Rico episode taken down with one of his reports to YouTube Did he really this is a big victory for him? What was the reason?
Starting point is 02:37:21 I think he's just open to can worms. He's just he was just showing email. Oh, that's not so I don't know no for terms of service. That's not smart I'm not good John. That's not a good idea It's gonna have a lot of fake viewers filing reports on his channel There's gonna be a lot of reports coming in when you do that kind of shit. It's pretty nefarious if you ask me Mm-hmm to do that kind of well, I heard Shulie posted his audiobook Yeah, yeah, I made a lot of money off of it too. It's why the numbers have gone down so much. Yeah Hey Carl Nate from Flint, Michigan hey Nate, I know I got a good voicemail in here somewhere. Let me find it. Yep The way that in telling that chick with the boobs it's 50 50 trolls and fans it's still a horrible ratio
Starting point is 02:38:23 Creators get like 80 20 90 10 on their on their trolls versus fans His mental retardation makes me so angry Nate, thank you for the gifts that you signed in except for that fucking ball cap that I threw out immediately Disgusting but nate wrote a book everybody. He's an author Looks legit too if I knew how to read Check it out looks legit. Uh gary in san diego Hey carl, I got a question for you and your crew. Within the confines of a dabble verse, who has more haters and trolls? Stuttering John Melendez, a money grubber and deadbeat dad, or OJ Simpson, alleged murderer of Nicole Brown
Starting point is 02:39:09 Simpson and actor Ron Goldman, head waiter at Meza Luna. Who's hated more? Who has more trolls? Which of those two? I've been pondering that question for a while and it's kind of got me stumped. I'm leaning towards SJ. Anyway, stuttering John quit lip-snacking, rock and rolla. Rock and rolla, Gary. So I don't want want to ran his parade. I think that the people who dislike John dislike him more actively But if you just pulled the u.s. There'd be millions of people who don't like oh, Jason of course he played for the Bills They fucking hate him two thousand yards in a 14 game season Vinny no other player ever did that or ever will yeah
Starting point is 02:40:04 They're just jealous They're they're afraid of him. They were all afraid of him jealous of how good a tile man field Carl this one's for Chris from the Galveston. Come to Portland and I'll introduce you to my cheese monger. They have all kinds of fancy cheese. You will love it and Guarantee it. It's fantastic come to Portland. Okay. Also tons of surf clubs. Well, I Think you just got asked out on a date. I Think Calvert I want to go out with you in Portland So the cow photographers and take you out for cheese and then do a cow field
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