Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep557 - Out and About
Episode Date: September 29, 2024Trish and Nana are two gay guys who do a show about being two gay guys. Okay, we’ve seen this before, what’s the twist? For some reason it’s on Barstool’s network. Oh, weird. Nana is confused ...about sports and sometimes he farts into the microphone. So it’s hilarious. Vinnie Paulino joins the show to try to figure out why the Out and About guys don’t ever show the videos or images they’re reacting to. We finally learn why Frenchie Hana talks the way she does and then we wildly speculate about the details. Ken Tamplin is a guy who teaches you how to sing for the low price of “empty your pockets.” He’s done very well with his YouTube channel until two weeks ago when it was discovered he might be a total fraud. Steel Toe is actively gaslighting his audience and coping after Anthony Cumia called him the new Stuttering John. Speaking of John, he watches videos without vetting them first and boy did that backfire on him this week. His cohost, Rob Saul, is a giant POS. Cardiff joins us for another round of To Poke a Dabbler, we tease the beginning of Jocktober, we get caught up on the internet news, and listen to your voicemails. Get WATP Rochester Hot Sauce 15% off with promo code WATP – https://www.silkcityhotsauce.com/shop The Creep Off - https://thecreepoff.com/ Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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We'll be revealing a show called out and about
Think someone in our discord said since Carlos finally come out of the closet. Maybe it's time for him to review this show
We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it before how to
do it the show hosted by Pat McAuthlin and Joey Camasta aka Trish and Nana
yeah so Pat is known as Trish and Joey is known as Nana and the way they talk
to each other is a bit disturbing I'll be honest I learned a fun fact about
them what's that do you know how Joey is famous?
I don't actually Joey hosts another podcast. Okay was snooki. Mmm
So he has a big following in that world
Okay, that actually makes a lot of sense cuz I feel like I've seen him before I I think I checked in on that podcast
Yeah, so then Pat works for barstool. He's a blogger. Yeah, and I look on barstool
Yeah, I looked at his his blog today just to see what like his latest thing was and it was
NFL players with the biggest penises. Ah, yes, they're both gay guys very gay
One of the guys is very gay. The other guy's gay
You know what I mean, but because we're creeping up on jocktober
Of course next month we'll be looking at radio shows or podcasts made by X radio guys. I wanted to show you a clip
I found on Instagram
This is a clip that they put on there to promote the show to get you excited about their
podcast out and about and it just reminded me of
Really bad morning radio. It's a V. She's baby blue dolphin in there. I have to pass gas.
Should I do it into the mic?
Yes.
Do it, do it, please do it into the mic.
No.
Do it into the mic, do it into the mic.
Yeah.
Oh my God!
Tighter than I would have guessed.
Yeah.
You ever repeated that?
Look at that, they're losing their minds over this.
He farted into the microphone never been done
I eat organic produce did it hear good in the town was a sad face
Reading it sounded so wet my
Brown blood
Wow it was not what I was expecting for his fart I was expected like like a luke
hostello well you were as excited as these guys were that I don't know I was
hearing wasn't what I expected wasn't what I expected it occurs to me that that is
something that's actually beneath us here at WTP we're actually above
farting into the mic I will never forget I was on the Carlson and Mackenzie morning show
Oh, this is going back a few years. You guys might remember Carlson Mackenzie at 94.1
Nope, and I don't know who's Carlson Mackenzie
I never bothered to learn their names which one was which but one of them got very excited stood up turned around and farted into
The microphone as as they're interviewing us the isotopes to play this weekend
Yeah, basically
Just like a guy good stuff guys I mean this is really hack and I was kind of surprised still better than wheeze
The show is doing that now. I want to start off some clips and I'll pass over to you video
I know you've checked out a few different episodes of this. This is the most recent episode. Uh-huh and
They're talking about they're traveling to the University of Georgia
Because as you guys know,
the Bulldogs are playing college football.
They got a big game coming up against Alabama.
And they're very confused about everything that's going on.
So these people aren't-
We're not gonna be at the football game.
We're gonna be at a bar watching the football game.
Correct.
Football game is in Alabama.
Can we go to the, can we go,
oh, it's not even in this place we're going.
Right.
I thought it was, can we go to the actual game? Oh no, I wish. That's what's fucking unreal. Oh, so, it's not even in this place We're going right. I thought we go to the actual game. Oh, no. I wish I wish that's a game
Not even in the state. We're going to yeah
But you have to see like the entire city when the game goes it's fucking but it may as well be a home game
It's fucking bananas
What color do I wear red go down? I have a red team on it
That's perfect. That'll work see it's funny because he's cake eyes. They don't know how to sports got it
Oh, how do we sports do we wear colors? Are we gonna be at the game? How does this all work?
I can't imagine they actually are that confused, but apparently Joey's very confused
This is the dogs and everyone says go down
In Alabama, no, what do they say miss in Georgia though?
What do you mean?
They say go dogs.
Not another floor, another Georgia school.
Where's Heather Rickman go to school?
I don't know.
She's from Atlanta.
You talking about Georgia Tech?
No.
I think UGA is like the big one, right?
Maybe it is dogs, I'll have to text her.
Dynamite chemistry.
Yeah, really good stuff.
I mean, this guy just cannot sports.
He just cannot figure it out at all.
So it's great that they're on Barstool.
Yeah, I know.
A place where people actually know how to sports.
So they're gonna be at this bar watching this game
and they kind of alluded to they're gonna be guest bartenders or something
Which seems odd because that's not really their crowd people are going out to watch college football
I thought that I couldn't tell if they were kidding or not
Yeah, I couldn't tell either but they had an idea that they could dress up
To go out to the bar and watch this game
Imagine we show up in full pop play to the bar. We show up in a pop mask. Oh, it's almost Locktober
What's Locktober?
Locktober.
Jog your memory for a distant memory buried deep
in the cerebellum of Nana's brain.
Locktober.
Let's take a guess.
That's when we get.
What do you do with a lock in October as a gay man, as a f***? We'll have have to bleep that I have no idea is it
when you like put a chain around your neck of the lock it's where you lock
your cock up October you knew that I didn't know what that was of course you
did you don't sell roses there of course you know walk tober Joe Rogan
his buddies do it every year oh that's right October I mean how do you not know
that how embarrassing is it the guys like you know like where you can't have a
Boner for the third most like I would never participate in something like that sir. I could it sounds like a really bad idea
Okay, so you just heard him say all of the roses or something is it rose themed and so again
That's show he just cannot get out of his own way can't figure out sports
It was between the hedges so is it rose or is it rose themed? I love roses. Should I bring a bouquet of tea roses?
Yes. You should show up.
Should I bring a bouquet of roses to the football game?
Yes. Isn't that funny how bad I am at sports?
It makes so much sense that him and Snooki do a show together, doesn't it?
Yeah, I should have done a little more research on that.
So are you done with yours?
Yeah. Okay. Carl? I think a little more research on that. So are you done with your yeah, okay Carl
Demonstrated enough that I want to give the audience at W ATP my first impression of these guys because whenever you give me a show
I randomly just go and look at descriptions and pick one that looks remotely
That's not random at all. Well
Okay, I don't go to the most to the newest episode like you guys do I look around I like that and this one they talked about it was Nana and Trish give their deepest insecurities
And this was the opening of the episode. This was my very first impression of these two
I had no idea what to expect from the show feel the soothing sound
Of out and about you feel one knuckle
Go inside
It's a little too quick, but just breathe my dear it will
Don't worry about the school bus. That's just driving by
The kids will see it all eventually
No, that was the cold open. Huh? That was the cold open. Good stuff. I was hooked. Immediately.
I'm scared. Confused. And I didn't know if I wanted to watch anymore.
Prus and Prus needed adults. But they went from pretending to be fingered to completely
boring talk with what I would call them trying to be hot jocks okay shock jocks trying to be shocking
trying to be shocking so my second clip okay listen how boring I had cereal for
my first I never have cereal and the milk is just like what kind of cereal you
used to like milk life cereal yeah oh I loved life cereal but it's the best oh
wait is that the little squares yeah a little like wheat wafers those I always
love light cereal. It's classic
Well, I didn't know they sold that but you what you're drinking cow's milk. You know, what else do I drink baby milk?
That daddy batter. No, I have every kind of milk at the house. I don't want milk anymore
Yeah, no more milk. That's guys no dairy for us
I would take a pretty big bukkake scene for a bowl of cereal guy stuff. I would imagine
Welcome to dairy free member
So I watch this and like I watch a bunch of different episodes and they all kind of start with them trying to be
Salacious and trying to get you excited about something stupid. Okay, so buckle up Carl
I just caught wind buckle up bitches
You just broke wind no
buckle up I
Just caught wind that I'm
My second year in a row. I'll be hosting Thanksgiving. No
Hosing Thanksgiving. I'm poppy was over last night popping my sister and my boyfriend and I we all went to see Jessica
Here's some last night. She's fabulous. And we had the best time.
The best time with Jessica Kirsten.
Who you can see this weekend coming up in comedy with Carlson.
Oh, go see Jessica Kirsten.
Podcast Sidespot, I hear she took a stand up.
So this whole thing, who would be interested in this type of boring
banter about hosting Thanksgiving?
Do you have a thought on that?
Well, Carl, it's worse than we think it is.
Is it? Because his response to this, could you imagine a show being interesting when the response to that is this?
I would, I would be in Massachusetts sort of thing soon, but I would love to lend a hand with you in any sort of tablescape shopping, any sort of decoration.
It's gonna be a lot. Moving things around, I'm there for you, whatever you need, I'm ready to help.
Pfft. Okay. Are you fucking kidding me? Could you imagine if this was the creep off? Yeah, Carl?
There'd be a consequence that be yeah, do something nice for the other person okay dress up as a maid well
I also found on their Instagram them doing a live show and they're gearing up back in the green room
And they got their phone out, and they're filming everything and they come the green room and they got their phone out and they're filming everything
Then they come out and I don't think this is gonna surprise you guys, but we're gonna find out who goes to see these guys live
Lots of screaming people. I'm gonna scrub a little bit because this is boring.'ll book it. Look at these hands. You can fucking throw feet on the floor.
Wow.
It is all bronze.
It is all dingy.
Not that we will say that It is all dingy!
Not that most of the WTP are not dingy bronze, but these people, their audience.
So women love gay guy talk.
Yeah!
Cause it gets very graphic at times when they're talking about penetration and all sorts of things.
And I guess that's like women are into that.
Carl?
Yes?
This is what I've been trying to tell you the creep off live shows would be like
Possibly do like true crime as well. I'm in they're like butt stuff and true crime actually speaking of that I have a question gets brought up. I think I know the answer, but I'll pose it to you guys, okay?
You think you can tell the difference between a man's asshole and a woman's asshole close up a picture. Yeah
Just think about that maybe I think so you know I have another
hypothetical that they put out I do I do think so I do too yeah no follow-up with
this okay no further questions this show there's a lot of weird hypotheticals
uh-huh and I don't know why there's he was complaining on one episode about how
we couldn't get a plane and there was an issue and Joey makes a suggestion and follows it up with another hypothetical question. That would be my clip number seven. All right
Call Pete Buttigieg airline hold on
He's the bottom
Would you get fucked by people to checkieg for a free rent meal voucher?
Yes.
Good stuff, guys.
So a lot of this show, and you're demonstrating it here, is they're watching stuff or looking
at stuff, and the viewers can't see it.
I don't know why they do this.
They have a producer, they have a three-camera shot, they have the wide shot, they have the
zoom down on each of them.
Actually, it's a four-camera shot, because then there was the one back at the producer they're
looking up at this big screen where they're seeing all this stuff and for whatever reason
they can't just put it up on the video for us to see what it is oh my god that's me look nana
commutes that's though that's literally you at the meeting great second one i commute from the
at the meet and greet, second one in. I can wait for the new deal, Atlanta Nobu.
Yes.
Atlanta Nobu.
That's literally you at the meet and greet.
That's shocking.
The resemblance?
Navon, Navon.
Why wouldn't they show that device?
On the giant screen behind them at least.
Why don't they connect to the studio monitor so you can?
There's a lot of ways they could pull this off.
And for whatever reason, this comes up multiple times.
Your clip you
just played it showed on the bottom link in the description yeah same with this
one right here they're talking about Jojo Siwa that's when she was a trap
that shit she had a rhinestone packer on look up there she is Jojo Siwa cock
down down down it's the magazine down down one more one more one more Being back there. She is she's a lady gun magazine
Who is known for having?
Affluent transgender figures on their covers lady gun. I've never heard of it lady gun man
It's very chic a very cool hipster magazine lady
She's seen with a male chest and a packer. I think this is just a not this is not just like you know
I'm being different. This is a
introduction to her I think this is just a not this is not just like you know I'm being different Transformation well all right. I fucking found it so I could show you I was enjoying the theater of the mind
I don't want your own blue balls for people who are just listening. We can't see anything
Yeah, there's nothing to see here. Ah Jojo Siwa is so
Unappealing in every single way to me
But I'll scroll down to the bottom. I just go through all of these photos myself and look at all this crap
No, I know it's my life is hard people think I have a fun easy job
And then they don't know that I'm gonna have to scroll through Jojo Siwa on a Saturday look at this
She's wearing a stool on her head while sitting on a chair
Fashionable oh, so this is what they're talking about and actually there's there's on her head while sitting on a chair. Compassionable.
Oh, so this is what they're talking about.
And actually there's, there's, oh boy.
This right here.
Oh, eww.
Oh, is that a dick cod piece?
Yes.
Okay.
So Joey's like, I think she might be transitioning
at some point.
What gave you that idea?
She's dressing up as it.
So then they talk about like,
are you attracted to her junk in this photo?
I mean, I would be, I put my face down there.
That's a big head though, huh?
Big head city chef.
My friends designed this.
She should have had long nails though.
Cosmo Queen of Melrose?
No, my friend the blondes.
She should have had long nails.
She should have had long nails, but that-
I don't understand how, so it's just literally-
We don't see it!
Can we zoom out please, Ryan?
And I would have done one earring.
We're not seeing it!
And if we did, who cares?
Which one is the gay one?
I don't know.
The left ear, if you just get one, that's the gay one.
But I would bring this picture to my surgeon,
to Dr. Trutella, and say, listen,
I would love to look like this.
They're breaking it down like modern art.
Yeah, it's ridiculous, but it's crazy to me,
they're both looking up at something,
and this happens half the show.
Very frustrating.
Yeah, and they never show it to us.
What's the reasoning for that?
They worry about copyright or something?
What else did you pick up on here, Carl?
I'm gonna make them interesting now.
Please, let's do it.
I'm gonna do it.
Let's figure it out.
These were some of the things that were actually caught my attention and made me
Listen because I was shocked at what I was hearing
Let's start off with number three because it starts off really lame again another beginning to a show and he's trying to cram in a
Dumb joke, okay. Welcome to out and about it's Friday. Thank Christ and
We're back
Is it fat boy fall? Welcome to Out and About, it's Friday, thank Christ. And we're back.
Is it Fat Boy Fall?
No.
Power Bottom Autumn?
No, it's High Protein Fall, HPF.
Oh.
Okay. Okay.
I like, thank Christ it's Friday,
cause these guys work hard.
I know, right?
Oh my gosh, they just need the week out of.
Now.
Now we can relax. Barstool Pat with his fun little names power bottom autumn and stuff like that
Yeah, he's trying to get somewhere sure but Joey won't let him know because Joey wants to talk about his outfit. Oh, okay
Makes sense. It's funny for I was gonna wear a full-on fit today
Like a fall fix the summers over. Yeah, we put a nail on that coffin, but it's so gonna be 79 degrees today
Is that disgusting it's power bottom-bottom
feral fall
I'm home feral mm-hmm. He's going feral everybody. What does that mean? I don't know follow. Let's find out
Oh, does it keep going oh, yeah, okay this fall. I'm gonna start clubbing that from movies movies taught me that yeah feral means
Feral's like I'm
Starting to enjoy life. I'm going out. I'm clubbing. That's like brat summer, but it's fall feral fall. Yes
I'm hanging out with like Agent Orange. I'm gonna go out with grace O'Malley
I'm gonna be clubbing and
Having myself a good time.
Well, that's what it takes.
Well, I'm excited for you.
Are you going to try any new substances
we need to know about?
Good question.
I mean, is this like every season for a gay guy?
They go clubbing and they have gay sex a lot?
You have to do that in the autumn?
I guess it's power bottom autumn, Carl.
How are you celebrating this year?
I mean, I went in's power bottom autumn Carl. How are you celebrating this year? I mean I'll let him roam
You know me okay, so
Joey follows it up and asks him another question because you you're gonna try any substances
Yeah, yeah, what are you gonna do right some poppers? What we got? No, I've tried them all I've tried them all
I think the only one I haven't tried
You haven't done the hard you haven't done that hard sweet sweet H
But you would if it was presented I
think
If we if that night that we were at
In Las Vegas at four in the morning, yeah, I just strength on a rubber band and fucking shot one up
Hmm. I'm kind of intrigued now. I'm going so he's like doing everything buddy. So it's math. That's what I was thinking, too
Yeah, tell me about your math
Experiences that sounds fun. Okay. Well number six, okay
I was offered to smoke crack once and I wanted to do it for the story, but you have to do it
You've never smoked crack. No, but so I the person was the person next to me did smoke the crack and I but like this
like in the air like after you smoke out to see if I was gonna contact tax I wasn't gonna have to hit the
crack pipe, but
You know that was back in the 90s. I have a hot take crack is overrated. Don't do you yeah?
I think it's overrated. Okay, it might be it might be
I just was pretty shocked to hear this guy be like, oh, yeah, you haven't tried crack
Living carefree man. I don't know if you realize that they're kind of loosey goosey with a few things. Yeah, they're pretty wild
They're pretty wild. You might have picked up on that
So they're talking about on this other episode if you want to just plow through these we can yeah
They were talking about the airplane situation and if you want to just plow through these weekend. Yeah.
They were talking about the airplane situation and then they said I'm going to take a train. Okay. And that just leads to another great hypothetical question about who you would
rather do sexual favors for on the train so that you get further to get more stuff. Okay. So here's
the question. All right. Yeah. We'll play along at home. Why not? I love
the employee on her break. Say that again. Bottom for a cafe cart employee on the break, but and
plot but you get he bring it like he'll bring you a good snacks. He'll bring you like full size
family family share M&Ms. Family share M&Ms and the cheese plate and domestic beers for the rest of
the for the rest of the train ride. Yeah, but And you get to get fucked. Yes, yes.
Or.
You had to get domestic beers.
You get to blow the captain of a free train ride back.
The driver of the train.
The captain of the train.
The conductor, you get to blow the conductor
and you get a free train ride back.
I'd blow the conductor.
And you probably get free snacks too
because he's a train conductor.
Yeah, of course.
Vinny, would you blow the conductor
at bottom for the domestic beers?
Well, thank you for asking.
I don't know.
Right, some producers name his producers it was video makes me uncomfortable
What would you do many? What do you think? Oh man? Oh the snacks and the party bought. Yeah, I already bought the trade right back
Yeah, I bought a ticket
Yeah, but the snacks right I would put a no-brainer. I put on high heels and step out his balls
All right, I'd be that's a good go for a for a bigger cabin. I was just thinking the M&Ms man, okay
Family size all right. Yeah, I'm like what the fuck am I watching with this show and
Okay, now Joey follows this up, and I don't think Joey likes women very much even though
It seems to be their whole audience
Let's give this a listen because in the episode I watch he
Has tampons in his house
For when his girlfriends come over just in case well listen if I made this joke
This is the great boy This is a great example of a joke that this guy's allowed to make versus a joke. We're not allowed to back
I don't like having a female driver not because I don't trust not because female women can't drive because
That's a given
Because I feel like it's a big guy. I feel like it's it's like
Emasculating to me having her drive like you know like early plane you're talking about no drive
No, the plane I wouldn't get on it. I'm saying like a car an uber something especially when I have like a heavy luggage stuff
Like that you know they think come in the back try to open and carry it
It feels like it's like it doesn't go playing house
It's like bitch. I want where's the big guy in like this little bit my suitcase and like open the door and like shit for me
It's as soon as it feels like why is a woman catering to me like this and that's in this setting if I was in a
Kitchen and having her she was talking to Apple pie. Yes, we're a fan of traditional gender roles via transportation on this podcast
Thank you. That's what I was trying to say male drivers female. I just feel like you know
I feel like she shouldn't be having to do that, drive me around.
I feel like it's like a...
Oh my god.
Degrading to her and emasculating to me.
You're worried about being emasculated.
You're wearing an apron.
Yes, with cowboy boots on it.
This is the guy who's worried about being emasculated.
But hold on though, he did have some pretty spicy takes that I haven't heard since Eric
Hurtman in 1997.
That women should be in the kitchen getting you a pie
Yeah, we've heard that joke before pretty good stuff. Also. They don't let women fly airplanes. Do they?
No, I hope that's that'd be crazy. I was picking up on the way that they use their names their nicknames and
In like a third person a really weird way tonight. Tell you that the location a potato barn location had a fire
Now what I would assume is that Nana's going down there to pick up the remnants
Why do you talk that way now what I would assume is that Nana's going down there to pick up the remnants
Just I'm sitting right here. Yeah, just say I'm gonna go down there cuz you like the stuff
They sell at the potato barn, right?
That was a good gay guy.
Do it again.
All right.
I know what you guys want.
You want some spicy dancing with the stars talk.
We all do.
Did you see your girl,
Anna Delvey, what she said on Dancing with the Stars?
Yes, she got eliminated.
They go, what will you take away from this experience?
She goes, nothing.
Nothing. I really tickled him. It's just so it's so like, they go, what will you take away from this experience? She goes, nothing. Nothing. Nothing. I mean.
All right, take a look.
It's just so, it's so like, you know.
I love dancing with the stars.
I think it's gotten way too big though.
Admittedly, I didn't watch the first episode of this season.
The like production is too much.
There's prop cop cars and lights and this and that.
It's not even like dancing.
It's like a show.
But it's family, it's family fun.
It's Americana at its finest.
It's people just, you know, it's, it's, it's what people,
it's, it's the America's Funniest Home videos
of our generation.
It's like, you know, everyone gets around the family
and watches it.
And it's just like a.
That's very offensive to say that.
I don't know.
I've watched a lot of America's Funniest Home videos.
I don't know a single person who watches
Dancing with the Stars. You ever had a conversation of America's place of it is I don't know a single person who watches Dancing with the Stars
You ever had a conversation with someone who's talking about last night's episode of Dancing with the Stars
It's one of those things that exists for a reason because there's people watching it, but no I can't say that I have I don't
Know who's on it. I mean there has been too much production this season at lights and the cop cars
That has been a little bit too much for me. I wish they just focus on the dancing myself yeah I mean let's get back to the dance that's what we're
all here for Tommy Lee's wife did something cool and they're gonna watch
it but we can't Tommy of course Tommy Lee's wife's name Brittany something
pretty Brittany she works for um for Alex Bennett yeah they were they were
at their place in California and that there was a dog it's a mountain lion
weenie got a mountain lion came over in front of her picked up the dog and ran and Brittany I
think her name is Brittany it is ready yeah ran after her screaming it's on
security camera and fucking attacked the mountain lion and got the dog back it's
fucking bananas Brittany did yes she just it's like motherly instincts kicked in
and she just ran over this be great video to watch Coyote we go excited there. I wish you could hear the sound
Do you think the dog died nope survived you know this is like one pretty furlough yes, all right
So I found this video someone that sounds cool. I want to see that so I figured I'd share this with you guys. Oh
Sweet yeah, why not?
So they're gonna show that that again that's her.
That's correct that dog right next to the pool.
She should see after home of my family, Tommy Lee and
Berlin Lee for her 10 year-old dog Nina in the backyard of
their home.
You know is pretty chunky she's sitting my lap right now
sleeping, but she's you know the heavier doxen and he
jumped over the wall and her legs were hanging and I just
jumped up the wall and I grabbed her legs over out of
his mouth, we I would rather have the kind of the attack me
and I know that maybe sound silly, but I love my dogs so
much.
I don't know actually makes two of us pretty?
I know the Coyote attack too as well.
You know, I'm not trying to be that guy, but I feel like
this wouldn't have happened if Tommy Lee would just
finally learn to put a fence around his pool.
How many accidents have to happen to this fucking pool?
For Tommy Lee.
We've downgraded you to being able to just watch over dogs. I can't do that either.
Okay, that's a problem. All right, I got one more clip on here that I'll let you finish this up
because the thing they do at the end of the show is give advice out. These women who watch the show
write in questions and they give out advice and it's great advice to
29 I've never been in a relationship. Is that bad? Nope. Nope. Not at all. Take your time, sis.
Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. Take your time. I'm 29 years old. I've never been in a relationship
Yeah
Wait forever. Why not? You're only gonna get hotter. So you know it's never gone wrong for anyone
That's a really that's a really bad advice. I'd have to say take up knitting bitch would be my advice and
Was that underdog lady who wrote that in a younger underdog? It was Patty
stalker Patty
Yeah, I've been 29 years
God all right. What else do you have on here that you want to talk to us about?
Oh, here's a story for you. Okay. And this gives us a little bit about what's his name,
Joey. Okay. Let's start off with number 10. This is the man again earlier who was worried
about being emasculated. Okay. I still am traumatized. I...
You better spit it out. I can't't I am visualizing what happened I
First of all the air conditioning in the building is broken right now, okay?
So it is hotter than the witches titty in there you're leading up with things that are wrong
No, I'm telling you so I say come back. Well. I mean look what's happening. It's hot in there
Because they're fixing the air conditioning so I mean they're saying it's false there should be air conditioning on anyway but it's like you
know I run it all year round so I was warm to go in the house and what time is
this I don't know it was like you know nighttime so it was like like after like
after it was the witching hour I was the witching hour but I think people were
asleep I think football was still on so like because he was in the bedroom watching football loudly
Why are you mad at us? What is this clip? I was wearing just a
Negligee mm-hmm my man mentioned was I had a sheer underwear on sheer panty on
And I go out to the Hawks. I had my I realized I had packages real quick
What kind of negligee are we talking to I really want to paint the picture?
What I was wearing my sheer the sheer underwear that I have those those
Do you have a kimono cover? I had no top on I would top and you're wearing
Women's undies. I'm not a men's undies, but they were their femme. They're very they're they're like very Victoria's Secret men's underwomen
Yes, they're sheer. They're like could you see like let's see the call. Yeah, I'm sure if you know
It was their sheer and this is just what you wear to be comfortable around the house just to be my own skin
Yes, uh-huh. Uh-huh. So he's wearing his lady underwear. Yeah, and he goes out into the hallway of his building
Okay, I'm gonna let you skip number 11 because it's just more of him describing how skinny this underwear is
I don't need that. I saw Chris's face. I thought they're trying to stretch for time or something
The guys should keep asking these inconsequential questions.
What time was it?
What were you wearing?
Whatever.
Well, let's see if they get to it.
Number 12.
Okay.
I was going to Skariyak in the package.
I get the package and I go back and the fucking door locked behind me.
The door locked behind me.
It's nighttime.
So it's like, I can't be like,
and I bet it was when he was passed out.
He was passed out in the bedroom,
and the TV was so loud that he couldn't hear me
ring banging on the door, and ring the door for an hour.
I was panicking.
Were you?
That's kind of funny.
I know. Panicking.
So you're in the hallway in your nudies, in your undies.
Yes.
Standing there, were you covering yourself
as you were trying to get back in?
No one was there, it was just me.
No one else could come up on my floor,
so it was like, I wasn wasn't gonna I wasn't worried about
someone coming up I was worried about being having to sleep in the hallway oh
my god so I had to do I just take my own hands I'd take the elevator down to the
lobby and scream out the elevator to the doorman and say I locked out I'm
locked out and he was like I can never see that man again there's a camera in
the elevator too so he probably he probably saw your ass coming down is like here's fucking Kamastha again. Yeah
Thing this is the most interesting story in three episodes that I okay, and I thought good, but okay. It's not good
Yeah, but what did he go out there for what was it that he needed Carl in the hallway that he walks out in his very?
Sheer underwear the newspaper now. What was being delivered? Let's find out what it is could have possibly be the gayest thing in the hallway that he walks out in his very sheer underwear the newspaper now what was being delivered?
Let's find out what it is. It could have possibly the gayest thing in the history of gay things
And you know what it was the package I got I
Don't even know it was a low carb noodle
From Kaizen food all right he's already low carb noodles, and he had to go out there to get it
I can see why you'd be offended by that Vinny my My people didn't make them low carb for a reason. Correct yes there's a reason why
noodles are what they are. When we stole them from the Japanese or the Chinese whoever fucking made
them. The Chinese. Whoever invented noodles they were high carb for a reason god damn it. Then you
stole pizza from New Yorkers yep I know I know what you Italians are up to. No, we brought it with us. You know what I don't know?
Is I don't know what Frenchy Hanna is up to.
I need an update on my girl Frenchy.
I think we have a thing for this, yeah.
Welcome to Pure Genuine,
where we dive into authentic experience like never before.
Yes. we dive into authentic experience like never before.
Yes.
So yes, it's your host right here.
Frenchy.
You got to come up with a different bumper because that's exactly what her
episode. Well, I, I found a tick tock that I found fascinating. Now I had to download this and boost the audio
by I'm not kidding 30 dBs,
because she can not figure out how to get her audio right.
But this is interesting.
She's got some new tattoos, I think.
I don't remember seeing these tattoos before,
but we learned something about Frenchy here.
You guys, there is this trending thing going on
on TikTok right now where people are introducing themselves.
So you guys can better understand who they are.
Yes, yes, a little bit more.
So if you guys don't know who I am,
I go by the name Frenchy Hanna.
You can call me Frenchy or Hanna, or just Frenchy Hanna.
Yes, so you guys, I am a lifestyle YouTuber and I host a podcast called period genuine and my favorite colors are
blue pink and purple
You can't have three favorite colors
That's a lot and we were talking about just primary and secondary. That's half the fucking colors right there, correct?
Kind of bullshit
Oh, I guess pink would be you really gonna take this away from her. You're alright. Alright, I'll give it to her
Is that tattoo new that it's a giant tattoo on her chest there. It's very shiny
So I'm guessing it might be new because yeah stuff on it and then there's she's also got a big neck tattoo
To notice her hat up. Yeah
California and now I'm currently living in Las Vegas, Nevada. And I had a life changing accident in 2018. I've been spending years. Oh, she got ready to vetoed. We've been trying to figure out if she's on drugs, if she's just mentally unwell. I thought it was like a lobotomy or something
Yeah, I I think that she got hit real hard by a truck like Ray did and the brain don't work real good no more
How's her stand-up?
So then they told me don't use the C word. Yes Accident in
2018 I've been spending years get a parent. Yeah
Rediscovering myself. Yes, and I enjoy spending years recovering and
rediscovering
So we were trying to figure out how does she make money? What does she do for a job?
She's just got gotta be on government support.
I would imagine.
It could be if she had like a
Yeah.
A lessee accident was completely her fault.
I mean, even so.
She transitioned into a woman
and immediately became a terrible driver.
Ha ha ha ha ha.
Fashion.
That's an abundant yes.
And spending time with my family
and traveling and bringing these content videos out for
you guys.
Yes, yes, yes.
What other kind of videos are there?
She's making content videos.
Oh good.
Okay, cool.
I like content videos.
Yes.
Yes, you guys.
And I am a journalist.
That's why I do my podcast videos as well.
And you guys, my biggest insecurities,
I don't really have any big insecurities.
You should.
Once so bad, buddy.
What?
But I really don't, not at all.
You're insecure about your crutch words
or your vocabulary or ability to put some of this together?
Clearly not.
Clearly not, wow.
When she said she was a journalist,
do you think in her mind that means she keeps a diary
Yes, didn't seem like she knew what journalists. I don't think I'll be sure the journalism on her press hat
Like I don't really care what this person or this person might say about me
Because what you guys are hearing on the internet is false about who I am.
I think that's directed at me specifically.
I'm learning Frenchy.
I'm trying to figure it out.
We didn't know about the accident.
Yeah, we didn't know about that.
Human being.
That's why I'm making these.
That's why I'm making this video for you guys.
Yes.
Yes.
I'm introducing myself to you guys so you guys can better understand who I am as a human
being.
My goals are.randing and staying mentally
and physically strong and meeting more genuine people.
Wait, her goals are rebranding?
She started the video saying, my name is Frenchy Hanna.
You can call me Frenchy, you can call me Hanna,
you can call me Frenchy Hanna. That's not rebrandranding that's been your name the whole time. Uh-huh. Make sure you
go follow- it is a- Kiki? Oh the Kiki podcast that's right yeah okay that's uh she's been
rebranding for a while now okay. Follow me on TikTok at Frenchy's and Peer Genuine. Don't forget to subscribe to my YouTube channels
at Frenchiesworld and Peer Genuine. Frenchiesworld is my lifestyle channel and Peer Genuine is
the podcast channel. Yes, yes, yes, you guys. There you go on me telling you guys a little bit more about who I am
so you guys won't get the wrong perspective on I am. How many more times did she say yes? Yes.
What was with the Wonder Woman lasso of truth effect? I don't know. So weird. TikTok's out of
control. So she did just drop a brand new episode of Pure
Genuine. Oh, I forgot to say it's a short one. Great. You got it. I got it. Okay, sorry. Someone
clearly didn't subscribe. I'm excited about it. Welcome back to Pure Genuine, where we dive into an authentic experience like never before.
I'm your host, Frenchy Hanna, and in this episode, we are going to dive into an incredibly
personal and universal at the same time.
Perfect.
That was not a sentence.
You know, Carl, if that comment earlier was directed at you, what I'm noticing here is
she is, there's a little more inflection in her mannerisms.
You can't tell it in her voice, but it looks like she's trying to be a little more...
She's not nodding off mid-sentence as she used to.
She is gesturing with every single word.
Yes.
She also has a whole different setup now, and I gotta tell tell you that chair clashes that that does not work in that room
Frenchy, okay pick your battle. She's really into fashion and shit. I feel like you should know that is she in Mario Bosco studio
To see the booster up
Forgiveness yes
Self-forgiveness can be hard on us. It can be hard to forgive even especially forgive others
Self-forgiveness can be hard even hard to forgive others
When you're focusing that self-forgiveness. Yes, it is hard to forgive others. She's right though. Okay good point
Yes, so you guys forgiving ourselves can be the hardest things to do even forgiving others
I can't stress this enough even repeat forgiving others
I would love to see the teleprompter for this if there is I know me too at points
She does look like she's reading us. That's what i'm saying. This is scripted
And it is so highly edited like every sentence so Right. So we could see a cut. That is new. Yes.
It's one of the most important steps to take towards healing and personal growth.
When it comes to forgiving ourselves is one of the hardest things to do. You said
that. It's easier to be kind or have kindness towards others?
It is maybe you
Do you what did you talk? It's easier to be kind towards others. That seems like it'd be pretty easy to do
This is all phrase like a child's book report. Yes very much so
Head drum is real man. We got to get Ray and Frenchie paired up on a podcast
I was gonna say or we could get a both couple of helmets well
Let's do that we'll do both we'll call it two helmets
We'll put on the Carl Network or the helmets the prize and we pit them against each other
Why your producer
There's a lot of ways we can go see the three
Three is gonna be the best season, but you gotta check out seasons one and two first
Do you care to bow that is so close to you? Maybe you made a mistake
hurting someone you cared about or
Didn't live up to your
Expectations and that guilt it
sticks it nags at you reminding you over and over again what are you learning the
lessons are being taught right now I think this game show we have different
physical challenges all of them involve them using their heads to break something You sure had to open this beer
That helmets fine, bitch
Okay, we put gold behind this brick wall
Tied both of your hands behind your back go get the gold
Fuck watch out mr.. Beast we are gonna have the biggest YouTube channel in the world this is awesome
Hey, can we put on this show with them that's all right fellers compete with their hands
course grandpa of course
Did wrong, but here's a thing on games on to that
We don't the same for you probably get that license right all right sweet even though he doesn't own it but Thanks, it has
Carly with a host and your sign off at the end of it every episode is now that's using your head
Took he's got to be the co-host of this one. Oh, yeah. Oh, I wanted my color. I wanted my color cap Yeah, he's the color guy. Oh, you're hired Rocco
This thing writes itself really does a picture in roller skates. There's a lot of
We can go with this, but they can never use their hands for anything
But they can never use their hands for anything. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Alright, well that was a great show guys. Good stuff, good segments. It just keeps you stuck there. Forgiveness isn't about excusing what you did or pretending it didn't happen.
It's about knowledgeing it, learning from it, and deciding to move forward from it.
One of the first steps is acceptance.
The second step is to take on responsibilities.
She's looking down at her phone.
That's where she has the script.
It doesn't mean to beat up yourself.
It means to own up on what happened and reflect on it.
What can you learn from this?
How can you grow from this?
Next, show yourself the same compassion you show to a friend. Think about
it. If your best friend came to you full of regret, wouldn't you reassure them that they're
not a terrible person? They can learn from this and do better next time. You deserve
the same kindness from yourself
Forgive I do a show where I just read platitudes to you. It's always darkest before the dawn
Yes, time heals all wounds. Yes, you're making some good everything happens for a reason. Yes, this is genuine
Giving yourself is also letting go
genuine. Giving yourself is also letting go. Letting go of the need to be perfect. Of the ideal one mistake that finds you. You're more than your worst moments. It's a process and it takes time.
Some days you feel like you're making progress and other days it feels like you're right back where you started
That's okay. Healing isn't linear and
Remember, it's okay to see you. Yes
need outside perspective to help us see things more clear, okay
I'm gonna just wildly speculate now. Okay. She was a bus driver
The accident that she got in, in 2018,
none of the kids survived.
None of the kids survived.
You have to forgive yourself.
She's living with this guilt
of killing 30 great school children.
She had to move away to Las Vegas,
she had to get out of fucking Los Angeles
to get away from the-
I'm rebranded.
I'm rebranded.
She was in an accident, but she was already very stupid.
And nothing happened to her.
By the way, I just want to point out that she was technically brain dead at the scene.
She just got up and drove home in her car.
We're three quarters of the way through this clip, and I want everyone to know this is the episode.
It's four and a half minutes long. Yes, this is the entire episode that I'm playing for. It's amazing. I'm learning a lot, know this is the episode. It's four and a half. Yes the entire episode that I'm amazing
I'm learning a lot, so this is good. She's keeping it. I'm just picture driving up a cliff
Yeah, yeah, I believe I can fly there's a curve yes
The same shirt, but she took what she was younger like everything that she's saying, I feel like is from a motivational poster.
Yeah.
With a cat hanging.
Yes, exactly.
I feel like that's what the cue cards are.
There's just someone holding up different pictures
of animals with saints on them.
Different posters.
Next one.
Hang in there, baby.
Yes, yes.
Footprints.
He was carrying you.
Yes, yes. Whether it's a therapist, seeing a friend, or journaling about your feelings, don't be
afraid to reach out.
At the end of the day-
She just mentioned journaling.
Is that what a journalist does?
Yes.
That's what I said.
She's retiring.
She just mentioned that.
Self-healing is about recognizing your worth.
Worth isn't diminished by your mistakes.
It's about believing that you are capable of growth, change, and redemption.
And it's about giving yourself permission to move forward, to live fully, and to love
yourself floss and all.
Floss? Fully and to love yourself loss and all loss
Right now take a deep breath and remind yourself
You are worthy of forgiveness just as much as anyone else
You are worthy of moving on and living a life that isn't
Defined by the past but shaped by the past.
Oh, okay, this is proof that she's reading.
Check this out right here.
She gets confused by the word define and look at her eyes moving.
You are worthy of moving on and living a life that isn't defined by the past but shaped
by the lessons you've learned.
Thank you so much for spending your time with me today.
Take care of yourself, be gentle with yourself, and remember, you are worthy of forgiveness.
Until next time, keep moving forward one step at a time This is pure genuine where we dive into
authentic experiences like never before
Yeah, bye
That's episode 9 isn't that amazing episode 9
Take your sweet ass time. Is it the parents all those dead kids must be pissed off to know that she forgave herself
Wait where is she in Las Vegas? She's not behind bars. What no that was mr.. Hannah. You mean she wasn't drunk
Yeah, that's right. Yeah, that's that's a good point. They completely changed their identity
You can call me Frenchie or Hana, but not bill
Call me bill anymore. It's not my name
It's no longer my name. No no
Okay, let's check it out bill sauce driver bill
I want this to be a true story for some reason which is a horrible thing a horrible horrible thing
This to be a true story for some reason which is a horrible thing. Why a horrible horrible thing?
On her YouTube channel it says our mission is simple to provide a platform for genuine voices to be heard and genuine stories to be shared No filters no scripts just real conversations that matter there was definitely a script involved in that one
Oh, yeah, I think she's lying to us about that. We'll disappoint in you crunchy. Well. Can you really call it a script?
That's also a good point. All right
Yeah, yeah, good point. Love Frenchy, honey. Good job Frenchy forgive yourself
I'm gonna do something a little bit different right now. Forget about those charred bodies. I want to introduce you guys to
The smell
Burning flesh that soft soft flesh only okay if the kids were jerks a lot of the kids were jerk
One of the kids was getting bullied pretty hard
It's kind of okay with it sounds kind of cool, and I know every time you're in a quiet room
You just think of the silence of none of the kids moving speaking anymore
of the silence of none of the kids moving, speaking anymore.
Silent James like, no, no, my name's not Bill, that's ignorant.
That's ignorant. It does kind of sound like, sound like Michael Jackson. The silence of the kids. Yes. Yes.
No, they're ignorant. That's ignorant.
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I'm going to do something a little bit different.
I want to introduce you to an interesting character on YouTube named Ken Tamplin. He has the Ken Tamplin
Vocal Academy. He is quite the singer and vocalist and this is what you see when
you get to his YouTube page.
Hold on, hold on. Stop looking for a singer. That singer is you. Some of you guys know me as an
award-winning singer but I actually started out as a guitar player. Check this out.
I just want to point out that looks like how Corey Feldman plays guitar the way he's doing that.
As a guitarist I taught myself how to sing and I'll show you exactly how I did it. Now I'm not
the only one, check out some of these other instrumentalists doing my method.
I'm not the only one. Check out some of these other instrumentalists doing my method. Oh wow, the guy from Journey's doing his method. That's pretty impressive I would say.
Chris Cornell?
I'll wait for you there.
All right, so it's a good thing he's dead to not be able to go in.
So he teaches people how to sing other people's songs,
apparently, is what he's really good at.
But you go to this webpage and you get to his academy
and you can purchase that.
And so this is what he's selling.
He's got 1.2 million subscribers on YouTube.
He's a big deal on YouTube.
And the reason why he puts out all these videos
is to get people interested enough to come over to this.
Ken Tamplin, vocalacademy.com.
So do you call this a funnel?
This is how you funnel, yes.
And so you can purchase this.
There is a, you can own it on USB for $900.
You can stream it annually for 300 bucks a year,
or you can stream it monthly for 20 bucks,
plus 150 bucks enrollment.
There's other things that you can purchase on here.
It's a lot of selling going on,
a lot of case studies and teaching people
how to become giant megastars.
There's even a promise on here that you'll be fronting
a band and touring the world.
Is that how you found this?
You're gonna start singing for the Topes?
Correct, so that's what I wanted to tell you guys
is that the Ice Topes are no longer instrumental.
This is how you tell us.
Actually no, Grim Aaron sent this to me
through our patreon
I was really excited when he said the isotopes are no more
Bob down a little bit so
Grim sent this to me and he says apparently in the past two weeks. This guy has been exposed for lip-syncing sinking. Yes. So there's like all these YouTubers who are not
like going after him or other like vocalists on YouTube and
they're discovering this shit and there's some crazy stuff.
I've only touched the surface. I'm not going to get too deep in
it because I was watching there's dozens and dozens of
videos of this where they show it. But this is a pretty good
example from Mark Ajax's channel.
The video containing the biggest fail of the entire event, frames of video that if you truly understand make the 20 minute analysis unnecessary.
So this is him performing live.
He says this was a technical issue, but what really happened here is the audio engineer, the mixing engineer, thought the song had already ended.
He raised the gain of Ken's microphone so he could speak in between songs, as he does,
too early so you can hear Ken's really really low miming voice. That's when he does a note with almost no volume which you would never do singing live and then improvises on the spot a different line then gets defensive and pretends it was a technical issue and taps on the microphone and then proves that he's singing live by doing some weird notes
and if that doesn't convince you he had that video deleted then re-uploaded it to his channel by Editing it out
There that his face and mouth did not say those lyrics because those lyrics actually are from the original track of the song
Deal so what's great is that when I'm watching all these guys what they're doing is they're pulling in the actual waveforms
Yeah showing that they match up perfectly because with the software we have now you can extrapolate any of these separate tracks from songs Yeah, this used to be hard to do. Oh, but now this software could just pull like oh, here's the vocal thing
Just pull that out as you can pull it out of the live and you pull it out of the studio recording and they're winding up
perfectly and
There's another guy who's been doing that with a whole bunch of songs
Don't we know that this guy is in professional among professionals? Maybe he can just live perfectly matched right?
Oh, I think that he might make that argument. There's this wings of Pegasus
Channel that's also been going through all of these.
And so some people are saying, well, okay, I mean, he's getting older.
You see a lot of vocalists who can't hit the notes as they get older.
So this guy, Mark Ajax, goes back to 1989 to a live show that he did.
But we discovered a 1989 live concert with the Ken Tamplin band,
and he was lip syncing back there as well.
So what he's done here, which is really cool, is taking the live show and put that in the left
speaker and the original studio track, put it in the right speaker so your ears can hear that this lines up perfectly.
Wow pretty impressive huh?
He could do it exactly the same way.
Was he actually playing guitar in these too?
Do we know if he's like pretending to play guitar well that's a good question he's not making
money teaching you how to play guitar so I guess people aren't as concerned
about that sure but apparently this vocal Academy these charges all this
money for also kind of sucks it's not teaching the proper technique I posted a
video reviewing his vocal program after I purchased it myself and Ken's lawyers
emailed me and threatened to sue me
and gave my channel a bullshit copyright strike.
I definitely feel that YouTube and the music community would be better off without him.
So that's the other thing and the reason why Grimm wanted to bring this up to us is because
this guy is doing something very devil verse-esque whereas now he's getting criticism, he's striking
channels, he's removing videos. He's deleting comments.
He's threatening people.
He has Cease to the CIS going out,
lawyers making phone calls and shit.
The proprietor of any shitty business.
Yep, gotta use that.
Fine, his course.
I wish I could get my money back.
It's insanely bad and disorganized.
I went to his forum and said I regret buying it
and the post got deleted.
Kenny's absolutely deleting any and all negative comments on his latest videos.
He's made two of the videos private and he's deleting comments from the one that isn't.
From proving that Ken Tamplin from Ken Tamplin Vocal Academy has been lip-syncing since 1989. 1989 Yeah, so it shows that Patrick Michael's like fuck I learned to sing from this guy
Yeah, right, he probably did
He doesn't have that kind of money though
So yeah, he's aggressively going into these youtubers. So this Phil guy from wings of Pegasus and mark Ajax and
Let me see what I grabbed this video to
Let me see what, I grabbed this video too. After I initially exposed Ken for lip syncing 18 days ago, the video containing the evidence
got mysteriously deleted.
Luckily, I recorded and proved that he was faking comments under that video, defending
himself acting like it wasn't him.
But after Phil from Wings of Pegasus chimed in, he had two of the three videos that Phil
used for his analysis deleted
as well and something really strange happened in Phil's comment section. Because on my video,
and this hasn't happened on any video I've ever done in the past, I'm getting multiple comments
that are the same, literally the same comment copied and pasted from different usernames.
So he's literally doing the sock account thing too, which is very Chad Zumach-esque and Stuttering
John-esque, but he's stupid because he's copying and pasting the exact same comment
from all these different users, so it's very obvious it's the same guy.
And one of those is-
Link's a pegasus is a loser!
Yeah, right, that's gonna be the next video he puts out.
Is the same person that I'm addressing, or person, that I'm addressing in my second video.
Ken needs to make a statement. He did the opposite, he deleted the video. Thus, he made a statement.
Right? If he's going this far to deceive people, you've got to assume him paying for some bot
accounts or making some alt accounts is a pretty obvious strategy
I wonder how many of these videos Ken is going to be trolling from fake accounts
This topic really needs to explode all over the news since then more youtubers have chimed in
Have you been taken for a ride by Ken?
This user asked Jim
Aren't you afraid of Ken's lawsuit because he has a history of suing people, whoever comes his way.
It's him who should fear fraud charges being brought against him.
And with that, the testimonies keep increasing.
So this is just going out of that.
All these different YouTubers, there's even a subreddit that just cropped up.
Oh good.
For these people, Ken Tamplin anonymous.
But what's, yes, what's great though is this has now gotten to this point.
This was just uploaded like seven hours ago.
OK, this is going back to Mark Ajax.
And this is the only way this can go.
Honestly, this is perfect.
Well, now you just pissed me off trolling the Internet with the idea that Phil
and I simply for pointing out a truth now need to face you in a single.
We never claim to be the best you ever do it can and yet I'll still take on your stupid challenge.
Let's do these three songs that we've both sung in the past actually live and you can't be in your studio
where you can like record a track beforehand and just mime to it.
Gotta be recording yourself with your phone or something like that.
So it's, you know, harder to cheat. And then we'll throw in there three more songs against Bobby Sisk,
because I know for a fact that you have been avoiding actively his challenge to a sing-off.
But you want to take it up against Phil and me, we never claimed that we were better than Freddie
Mercury or the type of ridiculous things that you say. But I'm calling your bluff anyway and
accepting anyway, but I'm holding you accountable for the
thing of that you have been avoiding this past week's too. So it's three songs
with me first and then three songs with Bobby all live. I know you police my
videos so don't pretend like you didn't see this and you have 24 hours to accept
because there's no getting ready or practicing for this. I don't want you
recording any silly fake tracks again and I'll see you in 24 hours. Nice! Wow! The challenge has been made!
The sing-off. The sing-off! They gotta sing Ahas, Take On Me, it's a tough one.
We are the champions. Tiptoe through the tulips. Yes! It's gonna be tough. A lot of
high range needed for for these songs.
That's hysterical. Yeah. So here's what we do. I'm gonna keep an eye on this guy
and see if the sing off happens. That's fun. We booked the sing off after the
stuttering John Schule boxing match. Okay. Okay. Yeah. So let's do it live.
Yes, to live only fair way to do it double feature. I like it.
Only fair way to do it. Double feature.
I like it.
You know who also can't hit the notes?
That would be my buddy, Dame Taft.
Dame Taft sent in a song for us that is a celebration of the mom-wife.
And this is fantastic.
I dedicate this one out.
Dedicate this one to my wife, Jenny Jingles. I would want me a woman who's part mom and part wife.
Maternal nurturing to sweeten up my life.
When I get a move she applies a band aid.
And when it's nap time I get laid. She's a move, she a prize, a band aid
And when it's nap time, I get laid
Jenny, jingles
Jenny, jingles, touch me in
Jenny, jingles Very good, Dave Daft. Also I want to point out Jody B in the Discord is challenging all of us F slurs to a sing
off.
I know Jody B is a very good voice
He's done some good stuff for us in the past. So alright dabble verse the challenge is odd
Who's gonna take it's gonna take Jody B's challenge?
Christian Blatt, I nominate him Christian blast the man to do this probably I sent him an email
to do this. Probably already sent him an email.
Kristen chumps on everything pretty quick. That's true. All right, we got to talk about what's going on in the Steel Toe universe because we are coming up on the Steel Toe per Fest.
I wish you weren't a liar. Now, if you remember on the last episode, we played where Anthony Cumia was on with Pat
Dixon and they were talking about steeltoe and how the guy's like the next stuttering
John and he's a loser.
And so Aaron decided to come back and respond to Anthony Cumia.
Now as we know, Aaron loves Anthony Cumia.
It's his idol. It's who he's based his entire career on the fact that he goes on with all the movie references and the impressions
The way he talks when I heard Anthony make his comments about Aaron not remembering him and all that stuff
Yes, he's always Rob Saul all I could imagine was that scene on the episode of South Park Scott Tenderman must die
When who is the band?
I was radio head. Radio head shows like, look at this loser.
This guy's a real crybaby loser.
Those are my heroes.
Heroes, man.
What the fuck?
That's great.
So let's see Aaron's response now to Anthony.
I just really I don't feel any heat from Anthony
Koumia coming after me. Thank you to Stalin 19 for putting this
video out for us. It's just he knows that I attract numbers.
And when you're in compound censored, you're in a bubble and
you're not attracting any numbers, you just have what you
have. And don't get me wrong, it would take a long time for that
fan base to completely go away
But it's it's aging out. Aaron's already changed the argument here
He's going after me because he knows I get numbers and he can't get numbers No, Pat Dixon asked him a question and they didn't bring it up and they was just like hey
We got to talk about steel-toe right Pat brought it up. So Aaron again, he didn't know who you yeah
I thought you were Rob Saul. He thought you worked with Bob Levy.
And were trying to get on compound media.
Well, he was trying to get on compound media, wasn't he?
He did get a show on compound media.
E-Rock gave him a set of episodes.
And he still didn't remember who the fuck you were.
He still didn't know.
Jesus Christ.
Out and it's only going to go in the stagnant or down direction.
It's not going to get bigger.
I mean, Gavin's been canceled from everything. They're not going to let him on to
promote his shit. Uh, you don't have any stroke anymore. Those days,
your show is also dying on the vines. I don't know what you think you're
talking about. This guy, we just finally recently learned. I recently learned
that when he got fired from radio and went over to Twitch four years ago, he
was making $20,000 a month on Twitch.
So he knows about a show dying slowly.
Yes, and now he has to beg for the goal every day
for sometimes 40, 50 minutes of the show
in order to make his nut.
Okay.
Pays are done, I respect what you did.
But I don't owe anything.
What was the second part of this? I mean, the balls on that has been trying to enter I'm not sure. but II don't know
anything. What was the second
part of this? I mean the balls
on that has been trying to
enter this sector is appalling
teach him a lesson please.
Teach him a lesson. I guess the
lesson is fire more bite less.
There you go. Aaron's hot take
here is that Anthony you know he merged with Gavin's company,
censor.tv, and when that happened,
they let just about everyone from Compound Media go.
And Anthony was, by the end of it,
paying more for the people who worked there
than he should have been.
And he's come out and admitted that.
He's just a nice guy, he's a generous guy,
and he wanted everyone to have their jobs
and keep having fun on the network.
But Gavin came in and said, no, no, we're not doing this.
This isn't a charity and just let everybody go.
So Aaron is saying, well,
he should have fired people more often.
Meanwhile, Aaron's the guy who I talked to over a year ago
who said, yeah, man, you know,
I just wanted to bring everybody over
from the radio show and keep that going.
That's why I have Corey Adam with me still and
Johnny crutches and April and he had all this overhead. And so
he was doing two shows a day every day. And I go, well,
Aaron, what are you doing? Like just making the money for
yourself and then you start to build it and bring more people
into it. And he's ragging on Anthony. And then the other part
of that is saying bite less because Anthony had a domestic
violence incident with Danny brand that he got arrested for this fucking guy to come out and say that
After what we know about him in April and I'll get more into that but he had butted his wife April and so
The fact that he says that is crazy to me. I found a third contestant for head games. All right, let's go
He was I guess he was on Pat Dixon's Shit Talkin' Riketa.
I haven't listened to it.
They-
Why are you commenting on it?
I hate this too.
That's such a cop out.
Well, I haven't even listened to it,
but I'll just tell you, you should probably fire more
and bite less.
Yeah, and whatever you do, everybody don't go listen to it.
Right, yeah, it's not even worth listening to it
just so you guys know.
Said he was, somebody wrote that it doesn't seem like
Anthony's going to Gino's wedding.
Are Anthony and Gino having a lovers quarrel now?
Do you know that?
Are you just gonna speculate on it now?
Or just assume that you know something
because you heard a rumor?
I betcha Anthony's invite wasn't just completely taken back
whether he's going or not.
Definitely true, yeah.
And Gino having a lover's quarrel now
Can Anthony not up any relationship Opie?
Wilbur
Opie's a terrible example Opie is burdened with every single person. Yeah, we're right there. That's where he starts like he's not even friends with Opie anymore
Nobody is literally
Nobody from the Opie at the show is friends with Opie anymore
Club soda Kenny
Kenny works for bill burr. It's very different
Gino all the compound even know about Gino. You just heard that Danny brand all the compound people
I've talked to them. They love Anthony. I mean look
From what we saw Danny Brand seemed like a psychopath, but you know you you brought the Fox into the hen house
And then you bit the Fox
JT 10 with 10 bucks says lol great job. I love it. Here is some gold loot. Ant is a hack podcaster now
He is literally the next stuttering John in fact
I would respect John more than Ant since John isn't a coward
like Anthony.
Do people not understand how this works? Anthony Gooby is the next stuttering John? Okay, good
luck with that. Let's find all these clips of him drooling at himself.
This comment sounds like he wrote it.
It really does, yes. I just don't know how you figure that somehow this guy is Is now that pathetic because he said bad things about you. He was fine a month ago
Anthony was great. But now that I had to come out and be like, oh, yeah, this guy's a fucking joke
He's like, oh, yeah, he's a local. Okay
Wow
The John stuff has always been overplayed and it's always been by people who needed John more than John needed them.
I mean, John's a buffoon, but he doesn't deserve
an entire community revolved around him.
And then you look at the community that revolves around him,
and it's like, it's so clear what it is.
What's that?
It's a bunch of people more pathetic than John
in their own lives, kind of circling around John
because they need someone to point
at and go, Oh, that guy is a piece of shit. Okay. Well, I mean, he's to me, he's never
been that entertaining, not even like on low cow status, but a lot of these guys just saw
easy numbers from it. And then they just kept exploiting it and they got lazy.
Yeah, Kevin Soundboard says after seeing Kumiya on Dixon,
I don't think he's going to that wedding.
What did what did he say?
About Gino that made you think he's not going to the wedding.
Why does he put his finger on his cheek like that?
Mountain always points this out.
It's such an unnatural thing to just have to like shove your finger into your face. It's like he's
constantly coping and massaging himself. But that whole thing, a lot of people have lost the thread
on what the devil versus and what W ATP is and how this all started. They're just, oh, they're
just pathetic losers who have to point at this guy because they don't want to be thought of as
pathetic losers. And so they have to pretend like he's a pathetic losers who have to point at this guy because they don't want to be thought of as pathetic losers
And so they have to pretend like he's a pathetic losers like they think that they was built out of jealousy or something
We like goofing on people who are fun to goof on
That's the thing that these people and especially guys like Aaron who now have all these people goofing on him and there's a whole universe
Around him check out my latest episode this little piggy. We just did on YouTube yesterday over on Patrick Melton's channel
We got an intro and a theme song now going very well
I was impressed those guys threw something together pretty quickly. That's that's great
I've just appalled it like so many like just the accusations towards Anthony when it's just so hip hypocritical
It's so it's so hip. Oh, I get bit the Fox
Well, you fucking headbutted the hen dude your fucking asshole. Yes, it just bothers me
I love the cope that these people have they're just like well, they're just as big a loser
We're gonna hear us Rob saw it a little bit too. I got a lot of these people
Everyone's going after everyone right now. It's hilarious. Shit. It was right. It's the merge
Yeah, it really is and it's so funny there They're all saying like yeah, well everyone's just such this pathetic loser
And that's why they everyone's uses the word loser who is a loser for some reason it's amazing how that works out
But you guys were at dabble con too. Mm-hmm
How many people do we hang out with who are enjoying celebrating goofing on job? They all are gaitfully employed
They all are doing very well in life, they're enjoying themselves.
These aren't a bunch of people spurting out behind their keyboards like they want to make
you think it is.
That's what I was thinking.
It's not at all.
I'm not surprised he would have this take, whether he's lying or not.
He doesn't seem like a fun or funny guy.
So he doesn't understand what's hilarious about stuttering John.
Right.
At all.
He doesn't get it No, yeah
And we have a blast doing this and remember when he went after Chad like he got himself into the devil verse by going after
Chad right and then Chad went back at him even harder and he's like, I'm out. Yeah
Right, like he was the one who wanted to just like bully on someone. Yeah, this looks like good time
Yeah, it didn't work out and then Chad went after John then you went after Chad
Yeah, oh we got a lot of things brewing right now and then hold on. Yeah, and then you went after Aaron
Mm-hmm. Jesus Christ. What a circle jerk
It really is a big circle jerk and it keeps getting more and more fun from my perspective
But one more clip from this cope session don't eat. the cracker. Easy Whitefish says, bite less, headbutt more like a goddamn professional.
So thankfully a chatter is just like,
yeah, why don't you headbutt your girl instead?
And so let's see how Aaron addresses that.
Easy Whitefish says, bite less,
headbutt more like a goddamn professional.
I am happy that like basically the entire internet was like to death a headbanging
She's so bullshit
And there's like a few people who just perennial perennially hate everything steel-toe her like I have to believe it's true. This is
Such gas lighting to his audience right here. He's like, I mean most of the internet is just like yeah, this definitely did not happen
He's just lying about mean, most of the internet is just like, yeah, this definitely did not happen. He's just lying about that.
Because you have to remember,
this was a private text conversation
between April, who he was married to at the time,
and Aaron's ex-wife, Ashley.
And April's like, yeah, he's not treating me well.
He had butted me during an argument.
He was squeezing me so hard I couldn't breathe.
And now Aaron's trying to pretend like,
well, yeah, I mean, she's my ex.
Of course, she's gonna make up crazy shit about me. No, no, no. Those
text conversations happened while you were still married, long before the Nick Ricada stuff,
before you guys even met the Ricadas. And then it was later used in a court document
for a restraining order. So it isn't something where it's like April's just trying to make up
stories now to make him look bad. This was happening behind the scenes where she felt
like she had a connection with his ex-wife
to be able to talk about his abuse.
And he's like, I mean, obviously that's fake.
Why is that obvious?
It seems like it's super real.
I don't understand why it wouldn't be real.
But gaslighting's the right word.
That's the only thing he can do.
It's amazing, like, the gymnastics he does in his brain
to twist narratives
Yeah, and I hate to use the term twist narratives, but that's what this motherfucker does. It really is
He's goddamn ASAP over here with the fables
So this is all going to I've really enjoyed this last week of the devil verse because Aaron and Chad and John
They're all starting to mix together and they're all starting up these feuds and things.
That's been a lot of fun.
So let's address what's going on with my boy, John.
["Gageya"]
I want to start off by looking at a rare glimpse of John in HD. Now as we know, when John got his new computer, the first couple streams, he was using the
1080p stream yard.
Until it quit?
No.
Until someone taught him how to adjust the setting down to 720p. And so
we don't see HD John. And there's a very good reason for that. He decided to grab his iPhone
and do a quick little update on social media about the hurricane coming through. And so
now we get to see what it looks like. Oh, Christ. And the other thing too is he has
the worst. The Duke knows hurricanes. He has the worst lighting when he's in his
when he's doing his show.
So now he's outside natural light, a high quality camera.
And look at this guy's hair.
Did he just say the Duke knows hurricanes?
Yeah, I think you're saying he's going to take down a Duke.
You out of your fucking mind.
His hair is so thin. It's so gray
It's completely gray and that black hair job hair dye that he got at super clips or whatever. It looks so bad
Oh his hair definitely outgrew that
Oh man
Not the Duke
Duke don't be a shit
This is such a stupid video. This video feels like an OP character.
It does.
He might be trolling around in the street while he's doing this.
Dukes here in the wind.
Big gusts.
I'm gonna take down a duke. So stupid. I
To we think he's fucking tough now I don't like the hurricane oh this is a goof for this is a character
He's doing but he just can't pull it off
We're always laughing at you Chad just know that whatever you're trying to do. It's not working
Does it is this a character? Yes, I start about fighting a hurricane. I would hope
It also reminds me of when Chad would go for those walks. Yeah, just a high angle and yeah just to let you know
Hey, there's palm trees behind me cool. I
Get down to the
There's also why he can't shave his face
There's hairs sticking out. Can you see those hairs?
All right, let me.
Thanks for the wind blowing in his face.
Oh, what's that on his neck?
Oh, I know.
What's that growth on his neck?
That's what I mean.
Like, we could need to see this guy in HD more often.
No.
Not that I want to.
Oh, that's his neck.
See those hairs over here?
They're so long.
He just misses.
Hehehe.
Giant hairs.
This storm.
The Duke doesn't care.
This thing over here can't be all that's not good.
He thinks this is funny. He thinks that's funny. I want to put that face right there at a t shirt.
Okay, now I see why in Davos anonymous there was a comparison to from his nose to a strawberry
For sure dude, it's red. He's got Jimmy Durante drunk those
So I'm gonna leave that image up for us
As we listen to a brand new hit song I'm calling it
I haven't listened the whole thing yet cuz I'm like I want to save this for the show this one came in from
Hannah's ex
Coleman ex. Oh fuck. Yeah, I love Colvin. Yeah, so you put this together for us Did you like the intro?
Fucking hell!
Go left!
Roaches on his shoulder
What the hell is all that goo?
Disgusting situation
Stole and gone
Bedsheets stained with blood and booze
Cops smells like an old gym sock
Won't change out the litter box
Sink lines
Run away
Fuckin' hell
Scowl out
Fuckin' Scowl out Stutterin' John Stutterin' hell! Scowl out! Fuckin' hell!
Scowl out!
Stutterin' John, started to TK
Ten beers deep, havin' showers since Friday
Smell like mold, lookin' real old
Movin' with Mom when his house is full of clothes
Crusty teeth and rotten feet
His stink lines will make you real weak
His couch is stained with his shitty brain
And if he had a twin, it'd be a sewer drain
Please, don't treat me like I'm some fuckin' work-class pincer Stay with his shitty brain if he had a twin it'd be a sewer train
Dead roaches, baby, these flies are crazy What else am I fucking here for? Stinklides!
That's a great idea.
I can't believe no one thought of that before.
Well done Coleman.
Very well done Coleman.
Amazing.
Say hi to little Vinny Paulino for me.
That's right.
I wonder who got Vinny Paulino.
Probably not Coleman.
Oh!
I got this note from Dan.
Oh, I feel dumb.
No, it's okay.
It says, Hey, JDI, I know I've never communicated with you before, but hear me out.
I refuse to give something John a penny.
But if you know anyone who super chats him or has a socket count, I'd like to hear an
answer to this question.
So recently brand down from the Drew Lane show got in a serious car accident and was
lucky to live.
Do you think this was karma for making fun of you?
I think that's a great question you should ask John because John will definitely say,
yep, this is what happens.
This is what happens to people.
By the way, thank God Brandon's okay because that was a crazy accident.
I'm glad he's doing all right.
It would be very interesting to a very interesting look into what we already know.
Hope to hear this clip on WTP soon.
Otherwise no worries.
I'm glad that Drew introduced me to your show.
Thank you for participating in the show, Dan.
We appreciate it.
Anyone listening who wants to send John that as a super chat, I would be interested in
his reaction.
I do have a clip coming up where John once again has forgotten who Drew Lane is for some reason.
I don't know how many times he has to be reminded. He's pretty dumb. But John has a guest on
his show. And this is the craziest way to introduce a guest I've ever seen. So Rob Saul
comes on and John's complaining to Rob Saul that his guest canceled on him. He thought
it was going to be Ian Hapron was was gonna come on. But then apparently Ian just wanted to set him up
with this other guy who was gonna come on
and promote a thing that he's doing.
And so John didn't know the guest was coming on,
so he was bitching about it.
And you know, the chat's giving him shit
about how he can't get anything scheduled.
He's supposed to have a woman on this past week
he gave the wrong time zone time to again.
Again.
Again, he can never figure out the time zone thing thing and it's crazy because he's lived in two very
different time zones in either place he assumes that everyone else lives in his
time zone I really like to believe that that woman is also in Florida he drove
all the way across the country he should know how time zones work he should based
on that alone so So he finally gets
this guest come on and imagine being a guest on his show and this is what you come into. Oh,
here comes his author. So Rob, so help me interview his author here. This is Danny Rossner.
Help me interview this guy. You've never heard of it. I have no background down at all. Yeah,
no problem. Rob Stahl's got that. Yeah, first question. Who are you?
Yeah, he's good at this.
Bussner, Danny, how are you?
Well, I feel like a fucking idiot.
Am I allowed to use those words here?
It took me forever to get there.
This is a Christian program.
Yes, it's okay.
So Danny, this is my buddy Rob.
He's gonna, he's my cohost for the day.
And let me just put up something,
you know, something, let's see,
cause I just like to stick it to the idiots
that stick it to me, Danny.
So hold on.
So let me just stick it to Jordan Jackson, okay?
Okay.
Haha, another guest bailed on you, really?
He looks like he's, it looks like he's here.
Dumb fuck. He's right here.
I said good day.
Don't fuck with the Duke.
So professional.
He immediately had a rub it in some random guy's face that the guests actually showed up on his show
Rather than just be like I'm crazy here. Let's talk about this book you wrote. It's gonna made into a movie. Hold on
I need to battle my enemies
The show I'm glad you're here cuz I'm gonna stick it in his face
And like this guy seems like a nice dude who comes out. I am sorry it took you so long
And he's just like you hold on
Dude, who comes out I am sorry it took you so long and he's just like you hold on Yeah, I got a use you as a pawn in my petty war. Yes
Yes, everything with him and Brian Karam when he comes on now John start with the devil verse and branches
What are you doing? Why are you engaging in this? This is so stupid. You're getting my son made fun of on
Who are these socials? You still haven't gotten my son any gigs John how much longer?
show those shits
All right, so sorry fast forward after this interview, which is terrible now It's John and Rob Saul and John's doing his thing where he's just scrubbing through is the two subreddits
He likes to go to to find video clips to watch on his show and so my lost interest
made a cut of
the Drew Lane show.
John had Ivy Supersonic on his show last week. We broke it down. We talked about it quite a bit. Drew messaged me. He's like, hey, could you get me that episode? So I sent it to him.
He also went through it. And so John sees that they're goofing on him and he's going to watch
this. Now I'll tell you that I sped up when he's just watching drew show.
I sped up to X speed because we don't need to watch all of that.
You should check out drew show.
It's a great segment that he did.
Oh, this is the, okay.
This should be entertaining, Rob.
All right.
This guy looks like he's 90.
Drew Lane, true lane.
I don't know who he is, but he's a superstar.
Still don't know.
But he's got to join in.
Apparently I was hitting on Ivy supersonic.
I get it.
Anytime John is a female guest, you know, John is trying to get laid.
My god, he looks like Anthony Cooley, his grandfather.
And it's amazing.
Never seems to close the deal.
He's in ID Supersonic.
Okay, well, it's a stern show for a while. And I'm supersonic
invented the
ice age scrap. Yes.
Right. It's a strange, strange rat. And before the ice age
movies, there's a little clip of the scrap going to the acorn.
She invented that Fox stole it from her. Oh, she's been
fighting them for years to get her money and she
Yeah, yeah. And who has her on first? You fucking old back me.
This story.
It's crazy. It's like she's never done an interview in her life and John is getting
really frustrated. Plus the audio sucks.
So that's really funny because he was, yeah, and I got around my show. I scooped you. And
then immediately drew goes and she could not tell a story. She's all over the fucking place.
Her audio sucks. It's a mess.
John is going crazy over the audio and she's trying to fit this is so typical general technical problems
He never just wants to show anyway. This is where the tech
I can't do it. You can't pause a live show. So John
Immediately, right there. It's about to show his fuck-up. So he's like I can't do it like you literally can't do it
He can't react to a show and have a hot take. It's never happened
Here's the thing that drives me crazy about John the shit shit that he was saying to, and I didn't watch all of it,
but like to the Shooley Networks, you wouldn't have a show without me. You wouldn't have a show without
Dabbler's Anonymous. Of course. You wouldn't have a show without any of this stuff because all you do is watch videos about people watching you.
You are incapable of taking a video from fucking YouTube and just playing something that's funny
and commenting on it.
You don't do any of that.
He's terrible at it.
And I'll prove it.
There are, and I'm not exaggerating,
30 to 50,000 people who are in the dabble verse,
who are interested in it,
who are going to the subreddits,
who are watching these shows,
watching Shuli's show, our show, potato soup, and he only gets 500 live viewers maximum on his show.
So even the people who are interested in John can't just watch John Joe.
They want to watch other people goof on their lips or something like that.
Cause if John was who he thought he is,
he would have 10,000 viewers when he goes live.
Holy shit, what's he going to do today? But it's boring as hell. His show's garbage. Oh shit. What's he gonna do today?
But it's boring as hell. It shows garbage. I don't know how he doesn't realize it He doesn't and I'll prove that in a moment. I mean, it's just
It's just I mean the guy just awful
The Drew Lane show I mean, it's just yeah
Me having all these problems
And yeah, and then uh- and then he's as boring as
fuck.
I know and he's like...
All right, then Rob's gonna come in.
So John didn't know what to go with there.
No.
He's like, oh, he has a Drew Lane show and that's his name and he's talking about my
problems, but he is boring.
No, he was setting up the clips.
It's something you never do, John, because you're never prepared on your show.
He actually watched it, knew what was going to happen and built the context for the audience
to understand what they're listening to once he gets into the clips. It's what a professional does.
Yeah, but John just didn't like the context. That's all the same. That's why he stopped it.
That's why like he that was his excuse for when Shulie was on his show finally, he's like, oh,
he's boring. Oh, it's boring. It's too boring. No, no, no. The real shows actually have to build up to the thing that they're listening
to as people understand what's going on. Drew was a vet. I don't have to explain this to
Rob Saw. He's a fucking moron. Drew was on morning radio for decades. He's very successful
at this and now he's very successful at podcasting. And Rob likes to pretend that he's a radio
guy. He's no clue. And then he's as boring as fuck.
I know. And he's like the typical shit way or he's got a group of four or five
people to just,
Oh yeah. All to all to agree with him.
And then these two agree with each other. You just don't have as many friends.
It's the only difference like, Oh, you got to have people agree with you.
Yeah, I know that they have to agree with them.
Yeah. It's, it's called a show
Most radio shows have more than one person on the microphone. It's not all Rutsch Lindbach
There's other people
Participate contribute to a show. So this is great. This is I thought this was so fun
I was actually watching this on Thursday. I don't watch John very often
I was like, oh, this is really funny cuz John is going to these subreddits finding these videos
Hasn't watched him yet and it keeps backfiring on him. So you saw it right there
He's like, oh these guys are gonna clown me just like everyone else does I don't need to watch any more of this
So then he sees the chad went after anthony cumia
Because chad did his review of pat Dixon and Anthony. Well it that
Episode I don't feel make fun of it, too
It's like why you're doing Pat Dixon show on rumble. It's like yet. Everyone's talking about it. So
Apparently that was a good move, but this is uh, so John just sees the title the chance you to go after
Anthony and John's like all and I'm my enemy. Yep. Exactly. I love this. Yeah
You're going on Pat Dixon's show on Rumble.
Rumble!
Because that dumb motherfucker got kicked off YouTube twice.
Can't even break a thousand views with Anthony Cumi on the show.
Alright, we got a really good show tonight.
I like your impression.
We got Anthony Cumi on the Yopi and Anthony show. He's going to good show tonight. We got an Opium and that show he's gonna be on later and it's see that I like his impressions
So John's already setting this up. He's trying to form an alliance with Chad. He's been trying for a while now
It's gonna really put us through the roof with these super tips that I have from Melton
Dude, it's over man. It is over for you to fucks
I'm sorry have to comment on Chad I don't get a chance to review Chad's stuff because I watch it, but someone else is watching it.
How many things does Chad declare are over at this point?
It's crazy, Jason just played a gig last weekend. I thought that was over last year.
For some reason, like everything's always over. He's always declaring that things are over.
Creep Off's still happening Monday at 1.
Creep Off's still on! That's not over. It's amazing
Everything he says is over just continues to go. It's almost like he's wrong you guys shit on stuttering John as you should
So he's trying to process this he's like no we're goofing on Anthony what's going on? Why are you?
That's hysterical Chad good job as you should
The glory days what he used to do going through his credits. Yeah, I am the LP I was on the
alright, so I
Refrain from saying anything. I don't know if you realized that.
I did, yes.
I let you talk and I didn't say anything.
You didn't say anything bad, yeah.
I know.
But now Chad again has got to bring me into this.
Of course.
He should have stayed on Dixon.
He should have stayed on Dixon. Yeah. He should have stayed on Kumi, but no, he's got to go to me,
who has been very quiet about him.
And always been very respectful.
Isn't that so funny?
This is what John always thinks is,
I don't know why he still thinks this to this day.
He's like, I've been nice to him.
Why is he saying that I'm a buffoon and I suck at podcasting?
Because you're a buffoon and you suck at podcasting. It doesn't matteroon You suck at podcast doesn't matter if you're nice to people doesn't have you compliment someone else
They can still have the right opinion about you, John
So stupid he thinks that everything is about alliances and like I'm chair
Let's buddy up together and then we'll be a team just like no. I don't fucking need you in my life
Richard don't know now. He's got to bring me into it
Don't go now. He's got to bring me into it.
Cause that's who he is. That's the type of person he is shaking his hands. Like, I can't believe it.
The Howard Stern show celebrity.
Hold on. Yeah, Chad. He's got this. Yeah. The Howard Stern show. The tonight show. I'm still be getting me out of here. So let me fear factor dude? Where's my car? Yeah, Chad. I I've done things. I've done a lot of
things you have not. So yeah, I'm gonna talk about it. You
have nothing to talk about. Except for fucking being fucking
Jim Florentine's cock. Oh, so do yourself a favor and shut the
fuck up about me. Wait, how could he be Jim Florentine's
cock? I thought I was. Wait, how could he be Jim Florentine's cock?
I thought I was.
I don't think he understands what that means.
Chad would have to be with a woman at some point
in order to be cocked.
Chad does not have a girlfriend or anything ever.
Well, there's nothing inherently wrong with being cocked.
Oh boy, here we go again.
I just learned this.
It's just a fetish like anything else.
The pneumatics right here, everyone, watch out. So I just learned that. This is, a bonus like anything else. The new Maddox right here, everyone. Watch out.
So I just learned that.
This is, yeah, we just did our bonus show on the Creep Off,
part two of inducting Maddox into the Creep Off Hall of Fame.
We've done some deep dives with Tab Burt about Maddox.
Wow.
Well, what a descent into madness.
That asshole.
Good times.
Check that out on the Creep Off Patreon. So so this is now John's still reeling from this that he just saw with
Chad he just thought he's gonna go out there and laugh along with how Anthony
sucks and he saw that it's fucking unbelievable and I'm not even unleashing
yet because I don't really want to I didn't know that he had to bring me into
this I thought it was all on Anthony
John wants friends so badly. He's like I'm not gonna say anything like maybe he'll come around and we can still be buds
He needs a friend so bad
But dude here
I wrote up he brags about opening gigs and then he makes funny you for bragging about being on the Tonight Show and Howard Stern
You're fucking bragging about opening for people and he's tweeting me how much money he makes for opening for Nick Schwartz.
Yeah, and the people I mean, Chad is a loser. That is very true. He's emailed me about how much
money he made on his Venmo or something. It's like, what's wrong with you, man?
I just like watching John process this in real time.
Yes. That's the fun part.
We're watching.
He didn't know that that was coming. So that's great.
Right. This is the part of John that's real that I enjoy it's not performative John. It's not outside fighting a hurricane
I just like that because you can see how shitty his hair is notice how calm he is though
Oh, he's like it's doing it's the absolute opposite of the way. He fake reacts to things the real reaction is oh
Yeah, yeah, he's trying his the wheels are turning he's like how am I gonna do about this Chad?
What do I have on this guy? Yeah, right?
So let's see where he goes with that cuz of his immediate reaction was I'm not saying anything about Chad
I don't know why he's talking about me people he opens for aren't even as big
No, it's like Howard Stern and Jay Leno
What I was in
Fucking airheads. I had the soundtrack. You're the same thing. Go Mia
Go meet you are the same fucking guy. Oh good. We're back. Yep. Oh
Steel toes the next John. No, you are
Chad you are the next stuttering John
I love these locales are trying to explain to us who we're all gonna pick out next. Yeah. Yeah
the best thing to do is who we're all going to pick on
next. Yeah. Yeah. No, it's him.
It's over there. It's not me.
It's not me. Carl, cue it up.
Glory days. It's over, dude.
Yeah, Chad. Thanks for
remembering one of our better
bits. I appreciate that. So,
now that John has processed
this, let's see how he
responds. I'm going to just go ahead and call it. I think he's hurt. He's a bit hurt about
it. Do I need to pull up your
stand up from dabble con where
you embarrass yourself and that's
true. But I don't want to, I
have no desire to hear it. It's
just, I try to like call truce
with that guy, but he just can't
get so upset about that. All right. Well
then he finds that video we just watched of Aaron calling out Anthony Covey and he goes
okay well Aaron's clouted this guy. All right we can watch this then. This will be fun.
Yeah let's do this. Some gold loot. Ant is a hack podcaster now. He is literally the
next stuttering John in fact
Since John isn't a coward like Anthony
The John stuff has always been overplayed and it's always been by people who needed John more than John needed them I agree. Yeah, John's a buffoon, but he doesn't
Turn these steps on a rate
Be called Rick's anonymous
His clips every single one he's why he's like all this guy hates the guy I hate they're all like I mean that like sorry John Love like a loser
John's a buffoon, but he doesn't know an entire community
Hey, John's a buffoon, but he doesn't know an entire community
Revolved around him and then you look at the community that revolves around him and it's like it's so clear that you know what it is
There are all people more pathetic than John in their own lives
Exactly around John because they need someone to point at and go Oh that guy's a piece of shit the worst take possible people are more pathetic than stuttering John show me one
Rob I don't know I love to see what probably is and Rob's going this guy speaking truth to power over here
Okay, that boss. Yeah, yeah, that's exactly what it was good. I was going for what yeah boss. Don't worry about it boss
He's right though about the other stuff
People more pathetic than John in their own lives
Exactly around John because they need someone to point at and go all that guy's a piece of shit
Yeah, I mean he's to me. He's never been that entertaining
Not even like on lol cow status
These guys just saw like he's mr. Entertain and then
Beating he's taking a beating on this episode. I love it. So now John's processing this he's going what the fuck
I thought maybe er that could be buddies. I am having a bad day
Well, I'll just say to still tell still tell a I'm not a buffoon
B
At least I didn't lose my wife in a fucking trist
with fucking some coked out losers.
And then she gets arrested.
Your whole life is in shambles.
Never comment about me.
You're a fucking loser.
I never commented about you.
And now you just fucking drew first blood.
So now I will do a whole dossier on you
and talk about what a fucking loser you are and what a fucking idiot you fucking are.
Don't ever think that you're on my level. You're a fucking buffoon. You're the fucking loser.
Don't ever fucking comment on me again or I'm gonna fucking have to fucking show you the fucking wrath of the Duke
Thanks fucking loser. We get Rob's doing
And Rob immediately after this like changes. He's like yeah, no, I know man
I know cuz John's not joking around he's pissed not even a little bit
Yeah, faces the same color as his shirt right now
Right. He's very pissed about this. So he's like alright guess what you're going down now
Finally someone's gonna expose that Aaron Emholdt's a loser Wow good thing John's out. No one's been talking about it
Yeah, this is the boxing match that I think actually could happen
Back out you think so yeah as soon as he sees it Aaron actually does box
John just wants to fight Julie. Yeah, it's true. Plus Aaron's like six three
Tower over him. I mean I would like to watch how'd you know he's six three from the mugshot
Well, cuz he claims he's six four that his ID says he's six three. I know a lot of stuff. It doesn't matter
Very weird very weird, But the next day,
thank you to doom for pulling this. John is ready to go on the war path. Fuck.
Yeah. I'm on team John. He's got clay dabbler and he's going after Aaron.
Imholts. Here we go.
So let's, let's look at the real buffoon. He's a joke. All right so here we go.
All right so what's John gonna find? What are we gonna learn about Aaron that we
don't know? Oh! He finds a local podcaster is now facing charges for something he
openly did while live streaming his show. The news story that we all covered a
month and a half ago when this came out. Did you hear about this Rob?
Yeah, and Josh is like,
so I Googled Aaron Imholt Luzer,
this is the first thing that came up
and I'm gonna crack the case.
Morum.
He's the host of the Steel Toe Morning Show
that has been on the air for at least a decade.
So Josh is watching this.
Good.
Clea Debar can't shut up of course.
37 year old Aaron Imholt made his first court appearance this morning for disseminating private sexual images without consent turn this down
But we've all seen this new story. We all know what's going on, but this is John's big guy
We probably watching for the first time probably hasn't seen it yet. It's me. It's me
It's 37 year old Aaron in Holt the host of the steel toe morning show youtube podcast
But one of Imholz may show
That woman reported the situation to police and now Imholz faces
I like tattoos more than I think.
Look at him. Oh my god.
He's looking too mad, did he?
And those words are now part of the criminal complaint against Imholt.
The court documents describe a relationship breakdown between Imholt and three others.
Again, John's just staring at this. He's got nothing.
He started disparaging them publicly on his show back in April.
He's not interrupting at all. He's not publicly interrupting at all
Pausing to give us commentary in May today
Using it as material for their show
Snitch on Aaron he's not even telling clay to shut up. I know often saying things
Some have said to Fox nine that he
used to walk up to the line. But now he crosses it. It wasn't
the help.
Impulse told police he did not recall ever receiving or sending
a nude photograph of the victim. Cool. He bailed out of jail
this morning with a no contact order in addition to no
disparaging comments on social media online or on a podcast.
I'll see you John's brilliant.
Now Karen, Colin, who's the fucking buffoon?
The kid who's the buffoon?
Good one.
You just take an idiot.
You just take L after L.
That's it.
Yeah, you get arrested you fucking loser.
But for posting nudes on a live stream to Gino.
Fucking unbelievable.
Yeah, he's a loser.
Literally, literally like his whole,
to have your whole existence rely on just charity.
Clay Dabler, every day you have a new t-shirt to impress your buddy John with.
But that's right, everyone else is a loser.
You got it.
You nailed it.
Like, like, just literally if you don't get those super chats, you're fucked.
You're not paying your mortgage, you're not paying your electric bill, you're not paying
your feed.
What are other bills that people can't play?
What are other things people spend money on where they don't get money?
Paying child support. Yeah, that's why I asked the griff so hard on his show because he's got clay actually knows this stuff John knows nothing. He just played that thing. He goes. Oh you got a rusted. It's like yeah, everyone knows that
Everyone knows that John you've got you've not done nothing here is
He's got a lifestyle that can't be funded by a fucking shitty YouTube show
matter
They makes the goals I guess apparently
Which is 300 a show or whatever
But April em Holt his wife was arrested. Yeah
Good-looking woman. No way too good for him
It's stupid that he's calling me a buffoon.
Yes.
His whole life is in fucking I mean, you know, it's a broken
clock. It's arrested. She gets arrested. They're doing drugs.
They're definitely bang. He's Mrs. I want to April.
Yeah. And he's letting the guy bang his wife and the kids
downstairs.
How does that make you not have a food? I'm confused. Yeah. So weird. Yeah, and he's letting the guy bang his wife and the kids downstairs
Yeah, all of this is true, I love this
Left him he's got nothing he's gonna go to jail
He's got lawsuits against him and I'm the buffoon. It's not time for self-inspection.
John, you just sold your house to your mom for 10 bucks. All right, let's think about this.
There's a lot of things people can talk about with you too.
Or wife swapping is just an automatic L like, just not even cheat. Like, all right, cheating.
I'm not saying that you should cheat on your wife but cheating on your wife with another woman
Not your wife not finding out is a different matter, but literally letting another guy stick his dick in your wife is is
Good point, I wouldn't own the same way ever again who would let's watch the show
Yeah, look at this
Not paid that is good a whole time. Thank you trying to find an image to pull off
Aaron check this out. Jen everyone has seen this
One of these how do you get one of these? Oh look
This happened months ago. Arrested!
That guy's actually a really big YouTuber. I've never heard of him.
John's so stupid, he's like, yeah, his wife got arrested.
Aaron caused that! He wanted that to happen!
He's excited about that. He loves seeing a mugshot out here.
And John thinks he's rubbing this in his face. He has no idea what he's doing.
Has he not gotten to Aaron's mugshot? Why are you?
It's big he's big like I watch another podcast that we're talking about
But I didn't even mention still so cuz still toes not even on the radar or big youtubers But this guy Aaron impolt is but clay here's the thing. So this guy in the middle here, right? Mm-hmm
This girl who's hot, right? He gets to bang this girl who's hot.
Right. Yeah.
Get to bang this head.
So let me get this straight.
This guy gets to put his penis in the vagina of this girl and probably mouth.
And then there's this other girl and then Aaron gets to put his penis.
It might be a bit of a rough picture.
Might have a night. She might be a bit of a rough pitch. You might have a night.
She might be a hottie with a body.
But I'm just saying you don't look at the piece when you're poking the fire, Johnny
boy.
Yeah, but he's getting the better angle.
Who's the buffoon?
Fuck it.
In this hag and
Should we put a poll up on Twitter in the subreddit who is the buffoon Aaron or John? I love to know what people think all of the above. Oh, yeah, I mean that would win out
Of course, yeah, you definitely pick eight for over the other one and yet I'm a buffoon you dumbass
Yes, but then again, they're both coke heads and fucking women and cocaine
There's not a good mix man. Women can be cocaine monsters
You see just face right there. He's just like I don't know man. I know Todd's pretty fun
I mean, this is the guy who was trying to get two grams for the wedding with Kate Meany
Yeah, it's own nephew's wedding and how Clay's like, yeah, you don't even want girls
to a Coke. Watch that space when he says that.
Him in and cocaine is not a good mix, man, because women can be cocaine monsters.
They decide who do another line.
Oh, that's the reason.
Yeah. OK, now he's making a good point.
I don't know. I've not, you know, I've met some very hot women that were...
Yeah, but I'm saying they fucking Hoover up the coke.
Like they're fucking coke monsters.
Now John's aroused.
Hit the like button!
Very good, thank you Doom for putting that together.
Good stuff, Doom.
Alright, we've touched on just about everyone, except for Rob saw we haven't really touched on yet
Rob said something during the podcast on Thursday when he was on with stuttering John and
He's getting some heat right now. So now he's lashing out at everyone the big controversy. Oh not that popularity people
He's not catching that guy. No, not that guy. Hey got it the big controversy
that guys like John and
Vince want you to think is the craziest thing ever is that the uncle Rico show wouldn't change its name
I mean how many children are getting harmed on an hourly basis?
Because the show still has the name the uncle Rico show
It's actually causing a lot of damage and in a lot of communities
And so our boy Rob has an idea of why this is.
Probably a group of most of these guys, like penis wrinkled,
they're probably just like pitos themselves.
And that's why they're so defensive about it.
So according to Rob, everyone's a pedophile,
which when you hear someone say that, you know,
they're highly intelligent.
Whenever someone goes out and calls everyone a whole group
of people, Nazis or pedophiles, you're like, oh, this goes out and calls everyone a whole group of people Nazis or
Pedophiles you're like, oh this person understands the nuances of what's going on here and is breaking it down for us
Now this video Peter's Marcos said this to me this video has been making the rounds I guess Rob Saul had rated veto on his show ten months ago
Okay, and and the reason why I'm playing, I'm not the morality police, but John
certainly is. He's constantly talking about like, how could you have Missy B on your show?
And she does this or said that and just criminals. Now, how could you work with a criminal? I
don't have criminals on my show. Let's hear what Rob Saul has to say about his relationship
with his ex-wife. His ex-wife left him for his cousin
now him and his ex have a daughter together and
So this is the conversation he's having with ready to be don't know he's dad uncle
It's weird. It's very weird. Yeah, it's a very weird situation going on
She's she fucking gained about 200 pounds since she left me from my cup. Uh,
so she's like, uh, you know, she's pregnant. And, uh, anyway,
I ended up with your kid or his kid, his kid, but the kid ended up dying.
What'd you have to do with that?
So she had a miscarriage and Rob starts applauding that this would
have been his daughter's sibling. Ray even knows that's not cool. Dude, even
raising. Whoa, what the fuck is wrong with you, man? I've killed some kids,
but yeah, but this is not something that somebody celebrate obviously. But I
mean, Rob really is a piece of shit for the way he's responding to this and
he'll never get another girl in his life. And he knows that.
So it's just him and his dogs.
And that's why he's lashing out like this so pathetically. Wow.
Dude, you really have like no soul.
Well, no, I, I, no, I don't. Why would I care?
Now I want, because all of a sudden, anyway, I got my condo back.
I got a joint custody of my daughter.
I got this restraining order drop.
So he lost his place.
He had a restraining order against him.
He lost custody of his kid.
And he's like, I'm a winner because those things
aren't happening anymore.
Oh, the fact that they even happened
at the time of the dead, not good.
Yeah.
Plus, there's that new blood stain on the tile. Yikes.
And let me tell you, uh, now my ex wife is about 200 pounds heavier. Listen, maybe that's
why I'm not a good man. I don't let women get comfortable. Like, well, don't get comfortable
to where you think it could be 500 pounds when I met you, when you were, you know, a
buck 20. He's so uncomfortable. I mean your daughter,
how does she feel that you're sitting there saying that her mom is a disgusting
pig? Good question.
I'm going to plead the fifth on that every now and then, right? I like it.
Like that's gotta be like, even if you hate your ex wife,
which sounds like she's had her turned against me for a while.
So yeah, I, uh, I've, I've kind of let, let more loose.
I was never this loose until, uh, you know.
That's gotta be, I didn't know you had a daughter with her.
Like that's, yeah, you gotta kind of take, even if the dude like, fuck you over.
You have, I mean, you, you you just know but you just celebrated
That her potential half-brother
Isn't alive like yeah. Yeah
Well, listen, right? I don't care. It's cold. They're scumbags and
I
I
Was interesting Rob calls everyone a loser and now these people are scumbags, you know He's proving that he's a loser to scumbag
Trying to be a good person and I tried to get along with them for the kid after that
But it's it's you know, it hasn't gone. Well, no, it definitely has not gone well for you Rob
She turned the kid against me?
Ah, okay.
I know.
Maybe the kid just recognizes who you are as a person and thinks you are a piece of shit.
Kids are actually pretty good at that.
Yes, and props to Ray for talking some sense into the guy, not just going along and...
Do you think that he actually talked sense into him?
No.
I don't think he got through to him in any single way
You know, I want to get through to is the potato is here
You got put your guitar down
Back to rehearsing again. You keep me on hold for hours
You told me to show up at one o'clock for the CUNY of ball washing. Yeah, that was me
That was the plan for sure. Are you following this? I didn't catch all of be dabbling live today
Are you following this thing now where?
We have Chad going after Anthony, but then John's catching shrapnel
So John's now bad at Chad, but not really because he needs a friend and an ally
But then Aaron was going after Anthony, but he also threw shade at John and John saw that so now John's going after Aaron
Chad was going after Cardiff today. Oh, well, yeah
Again today the fuck I did hear that part. I
Actually, I love it. I'm here for it. I love when all these losers pile on each other. It's fun
But with John it's as simple as this. I got to boil it down. I know I'm the for it. I love when all these losers pile out each other. It's fun. But with John it's as simple as this
I got a boil it down. I know I'm the John whisperer. I got a boil it down to this
If you say something about John and it's on reddit
John will see it. Yes, like that's it
Only because he's only in wars with people that he sees things on reddit about he forgets about anybody else that he's not seeing
When he's scrolling through reddit to try and do
His show I love that we got to watch him see people talking shit about him in real time and watch him process it
Yeah, it's so fun. That was amazing episode. You know that it's real. He's not performing in any way
No, you forget that there's a camera
Sticks well, we'll see if John's able to take down steel-toe
I know Melton and Chad have not done a good job of that. So we'll see if John can figure it out for those guys
Hmm you big news big news. What's going on?
So this Monday on potato soup the lost above of the love sponge interview with stuttering John Melendez. Nice. That's awesome
What year is that from like 2008? This was like right after the Adam Carolla
Oh when he was making the rounds to promote. What was the Vegas location?
The heady village
Yeah, so he's promoting probably one too many into heady village and stand updates or something
I bet you Aaron's never sold ads for Tahiti village. I don't know he's probably getting close to be a there
I'm not sure that's exciting potato soup you find it over on rumble dabble verse dot TV. That's the place double verse dot TV what time
This Monday 8 o'clock, okay
And then when you go to devil verse that TV you hit subscribe, but subreddit surfing more importantly is on rumble
Yeah, because you got us thrown off of YouTube subreddit surfing on rumble. Yeah, I think that's fucked no
No, we heard you and I believe we have a very interesting subreddit coming up
Cardiff do you want to tell everybody what we're gonna be surfing this Wednesday? Yes, Davler's anonymous. No is it no
Flat earth yeah we're finally gonna serve a flat earthers
hopefully we're working on a couple guests so all right no work on we'll take
pro or con flatter oh you're gonna get pro of course yeah pros away to go I
have to say it like I'm I want to see both But I might want to be a flat earther. Maybe I'll come on and argue with you guys
It's in the Bible guys. I don't know if you're paying attention to this book. I was just reading sure wasn't
All right, no not fatter sir with Vinny Paulino flat earth flat earth. Oh, yeah, I'm the fat one huh Cardiff
All right filter I think it's time to
Poke a dab or who's ready to poke a dabler with me. Oh, this is our week. Let's go. We got those
Check your phone Vinny. Yes, sir. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show
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We have a really great show today. I hope you liked the last one with Anthony scaramucci. I'm sure sure you
have something to say about that. Anthony scaramucci and
Farron cousins and Rom Philip Koski was a jam packed show.
Today, we have Sherry Jacobus and Cliff Schecter.
And now without further ado,
let me bring on the talented and beautiful Sherri Jacobus.
How are you?
I'm doing well.
How are you doing?
I can hear you.
Good, good.
Yeah, I can hear you.
You look wonderful.
How you feeling, All right. I
all my scans are clear um
see my hair is growing ba
of chemo and radiation he
doing well. Thank you. Ye
allowed to speak about it
I mean, I tweeted about i speak about it. But I know I mean, I've been very, very open about my cancer.
I don't call it a journey. Because as I've said before, a
journey is more of a Boston through Europe. This is no
journey. So it's you know, it's it's good that I can talk to
other people who are going through it. So I'm fairly open
about it. Some things I don't talk about. But yeah, I'm here. Well, well, you know, it is good that you do open about it some things I don't talk about but Yeah, I'm here
Well, you know it is good that you do talk about it because I have friends who've you know who've gone through
Various types of cancer. In fact, my sister-in-law just got over breast cancer and
Talk about it because you have people that
Know that going through that coming on again, I gotta go Talk about it because you have people that What did John say next here your choices number one I have OCD
B when did the cancer start
Next one of my mods for this. It's gotta be a
pain in the ass. And lastly, how much is chemo?
I'd have learned.
I believe you can get it if you just trade it on iPad. It's
pretty much how that works. I'm going to go with next one of my
mods. You can't stop doxxing people on doing the wrong thing. Traded old iPad. It's pretty much how that works. I'm gonna go with next one of my mods
You can't stop doxxing people and doing the wrong thing Vinny. What do you think? Well according to
My text messages the answer is C and there clearly is no C
He got you I would go with lastly how much is chemo because I just want it to be that hilarious producer Chris. I went with B. When did it start?
When did it start? All right
So if it's I have OCD or it's a pain in the ass then Cardiff wins again
He's got a winning streak this card. I know let's see what it was the chat saying a lot of bees. I
Got another next to get a number one
Okay, let's go
I got a number one.
Okay, let's go.
You know, I mean it's good to talk about it because you have people that are going through it I'm sure that could be people in you know in my audience that you know that are going through that now
Yeah, and it's gotta be a pain in the ass
Cancer yeah, it's a a pain in the ass cancer yeah
It's a real pain in the ass job
He kind of go to appointments. They try to kill you over time. It's pretty bad full empathetic John yeah
Some of your organs shut down
That's John talking about cancer that's his like that's the face. He makes when he asked her about anal
Now I don't know if this woman had colon cancer by any chance. I will do the research, okay
But that would make this even more disgusting
It's unpleasant and
That's pretty much your job and recovery and you live scan to scan after that until you stay in remission.
And then as you get further out, of course, you're safer.
I'm just one year out.
So we'll see.
But I think you just work healthier things into your lifestyle because it took-
But anyway, Trump is Hitler.
And what are we talking about today, Sharon?
Hopefully stay with you and you kind of have to do your whole life, but it doesn't define because it took anyway, uh, Trump is Hitler. And what are we talking about today? Yeah.
Hopefully stay with you and you kind of have to do your whole life,
but it doesn't define me.
Good, good. And, uh, you know, it's so weird because I'm, I'm really OCD.
Like if I had to wait to see how my test results came out, I would be a mess.
Yeah.
I would be called scans, anxiety. be touching a billion doorknobs and drink a lot to
my mom just had a scare. And you know, she thought she was
having a heart attack.
But
how it is for you
waiting on that test.
Oh, God.
You know, I found out I had cancer before my doctor told me
or waiting for the test, but you go on my chart
and oh, they had the results up there
before my doctor could tell me.
And I'm glad that you're back on the show.
It's been quite some time.
And I really wanted to talk to you today.
That's all for this time.
Come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a dabbler.
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Because I have to throw in there that he left like I just left that in that well
It's been a while since you've been on my show. Yeah, I know
That's the last year recovering
She even said it was a full-time job recovery. It's like, yeah, well, did you get the mini iPad? I
said, yeah, I've sent you the link. You didn't lose your
boobs. Did you?
What have we done today? We've done it all. We talked about out
and about pure genuine. We learned a lot about Frenchy
Honda today. We came with a great new show idea
I don't know if you've heard about this card if you're watching earlier. I was okay the Ray DeVito
Once you had James had games yeah
It's a head-to-head
Games out message ray is he was interested in it's funny again
Ken Tamplin
Well, hold on Ray's got to do my competition first. So what's that?
Well, we're gonna get him Chad and John to do an in-house scavenger hunt and just
Look for everyday regular items that any normal person would have
Like what?
I loved it. You guys were doing this earlier
Someone said a cherry-pitter and you're like no no no more like a piece of paper
Printer paper
So Ken Tamplin vocal Academy, that's interesting the guy got busted lipstick He's been teaching people how to sing all these years
Dablin Dame Taft came in with the mom wife a celebration
steel toe going after Anthony Kumi without even watching the clips and
Just haphazardly say that he's the new stuttering job because that's what you do. You don't like someone there the new stuttering job
Carl's the new stuttering job. Yeah, these are
You don't like someone there the new stuttering job Carl's the new center agent and these
It's almost still toberfest. It is almost still toberfest. I'm excited about that
we talked about stuttering John and
The fact that he had a really it's a really bad luck pulling up videos
He was hoping people were on his side Imagine your two favorite sub. All of the videos are people also goofing at you.
You're like, god damn it.
Can I go to one subreddit where people have my back?
No.
We learned that Rob Saul is a garbage human being
and that we don't know how to poke a dabbler.
So you know what that means.
It's time for everyone's favorite part of the show.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
Next week's Teaser.
The Teaser.
The Teaser.
The Teaser. The Teaser. Next week's Teaser. The Teaser. This is the part of the show we play a clip in the podcast that we'll be reviewing on
the next episode of Who Are These podcasts.
Andy's gonna be here, trucker Andy.
And it will be Jocktober.
It's that time of year everyone.
It's Jocktober.
And so we'll be checking in on this crew. It's interesting because back when I got married, which was a while ago, my buddy, Tim, who's
our, our old boss, he and his wife decided they, they weren't going to share finances.
They had separate accounts. And I thought that was weird. It's like, to me, I took that
like almost like you're not even taking the person's last name, how people take that.
But it seems like nowadays there there is definitely a trend,
probably in both cases, where they're not sharing finances
and you're not sharing possibly even names.
But quick question, is it, they're your age, right?
So they're like 30s, so they're still young.
So it's not like people are getting married later
and deciding later.
Because I think when, like when Chelsea and I got married,
I didn't have a pot to pee in, you know?
And neither did she, so I think the idea of us
sharing accounts was great because we had no money.
You know what I mean?
It gave us more.
Did y'all, like, when y'all grew up and started getting money,
did y'all still share the account
and then you got your own?
No, we kept the account.
You had the shared account,
but did you have your own personal account also?
Or you just kept it all at one?
Do you know something I don't know about Chelsea?
Is she keeping it at one?
I know that she probably has some hidden cash somewhere.
Sometimes she pulls out money.
I'm like, where did that come from?
Mojo in the morning.
Channel 95.5, the hit station in Detroit.
This was suggested by Dee in the Discord.
General GK seconded the notion.
Apparently, people have been wanting me to. Dee for Drew? suggested by D in the discord general GK seconded the notion apparently people
been wondering drew maybe people wanted me to check out mojo in the morning so
that's gonna kick off jacktober wasn't mojo like a 90s radio concept
what I think is the name right I think that's the name of the host I think
it's mojo no but there was like a mojo radio thing in the nice where it was
like you stall guy guy morning radio like trying to compete with Howard yes in a whole bunch of
markets yes I never listened to it because I was listening to Howard but yes I believe that is a
thing that was happening so that's exciting always excited to be in uh jock tober great time of year
of course steel tober fest is also happening this October. That's going
to be exciting. Cardiff, maybe someday we're going to get you on this little piggy. You're
going to, you're going to start paying attention to Steeltoe. I mean, I'll come on the show.
I just, I won't add anything. I'll just sit there. Okay. Well, that's not a good sales
pitch. If that's what you want, I mean, I got nothing to add. I'm not sure. He stinks.
We can make it mocktober. That's a good idea Joey B Jody B. Maybe we'll start mocking people for once just for this one. What a fun idea. What a fun idea
I feel we've plugged everything but what we haven't plugged enough is the creep off
Mondays at 1 o'clock on this channel as well as the creep off YouTube channel of course it is a podcast
so wherever you subscribe to podcast subscribe to the creep off because
Vinny and I have been killing it lately if I do say so
Myself, we've had quite the month. I've had a lot of great competitions going down
Vinny just fulfilled a consequence. He listened to what three hours of Tom Myers this past week
I listened to Tom Myers three albums that I could get a hold of apparently one of them is so bad
It's not on the internet, right? So he hasn't fulfilled that consequence yet, but he's getting there
Yeah, like I'm gonna have to get a copy of enough to have Tom burn a copy for me like it's well to go to his restaurant
Three yeah, I got a hand him a $10 bill, and he runs out to his car and comes back with a CD
All right, just just go to a show. I'm sure he's selling them
Just go to his show like that's so easy my buddy That's what's going on the wheel had a travel eight hours to go see this fucking time Meyers live going on the wheel
Oh, man, I wish you played more often. I wish he toured more
I would definitely go to if only you had a comedy club that you could lure him here
Oh speaking of which you know was coming up at the comedy club not too soon, but coming out. Oh Joe matter is
For two nights do you think we can get him on the podcast? I could ask him for you. No, please don't he just email me the other day
Definitely not. I don't want about WTB. Why I probably come to the show though. I'll be fun. Yeah, I have doubt it
I'll tell you what it was shocking when we announced that he was coming. I had comics email me like can I open for him?
Really? I thought you'd have comics being like oh so I'm not doing your club anymore because you guys obviously have lost it
We wouldn't email that action I think about they're just thinking nobody said anything like that fair enough
That's probably true couple of them thought it speaking to Tom Myers. He put out a new show this week
Hello and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world a lot's happened this week
Robinson the Republican running for governor of North Carolina was found to have commented on posts on a porn website
this is according to
CNN on one of these posts he proclaimed. I'm a black Nazi in all caps
All caps is the surefire way to reassure someone, yes, I'm definitely racist.
Following the news, the campaign had a staff shakeup and they're getting some
new people in charge of the campaign and they're even rebranding themselves with a new slogan.
I'm Volk, I'm Reich, I'm money shot
Good stuff, Tom. I just wanted to bug you a little bit
Right into my fucking soul if you want to watch the consequences on the creep off channel I did it this past Wednesday. Yes, and one fun fact. I did learn when
Reviewing and listening to his albums if you go to amazon.com, which is like the first result as to where you can find the first album
Under the ratings under the reviews. There's a five-star review from someone named Thomas Myers
And the five-star review is all about
It's basically the title of it is item description because he fucked up what he posted
He didn't put the info about the album there
So he left himself a five-star review and told everybody about himself in the third. Oh, that's amazing. It's
hilarious
Yeah, if you want to check that out on the creep off channel, it's up there blind Mike stop by for a while
I stopped by for a while. It's called Vinny's consequence stream. We hung out with with Vinny on there
No, but right Lisa. I know. Don't be mean about it. Guys, please join us again
next time. It might be the episode where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts
sleep well, everybody. Partying in the mosh pits of morning radio. Okay, great show. Good
job, everybody. Great job, everyone. Internet news with Lucy Typebox.
From Reddit, Perseusawc writes,
Carl, this was one of the better SJ segments.
This is the shit that's funny and interesting.
I hope the superchatters encourage him to do more interviews.
BuzzNumNuts agrees.
Exactly. He's most amusing when he's just going about his daily shit.
The angry performance crap and anything involving Vince is a total bore. T-Mac adds, yup, it always goes back to that
old clip of Howard, when he told John he's only funny when he's not trying to be, and
when he tries to be funny it's terrible. John in the wild is the best John. I encourage
him to go out and live his best life without caring about the dabbleverse. As long as everything
he does is still available on the internet.
Okay, stick notes. John always delivers, unless it's the US male. Oliver Westlake awkwardly
invites us to, say nice thing to stuttering John. I just summed to make positive thread
about that drunk asshole.
Brockside takes him up on it. John, for all your faults, I have to say that no one pulls
off the alcoholic loser persona quite like you. It is unmatched amongst your peers. You stand
head and shoulders above all the other alcoholic losers.
Wicked prick schlub offers. John should take solace in the fact that his life
has served as a warning to others. The dangers of alcohol and drug abuse,
unbridled hubris, and self-delusion. Babe Butters throws in, John likes women and not kids, so that's something positive.
Turbo7049 adds, The nicest thing I can say about John is he's not shoely.
Random14330, He smells a little better than the municipal dump down the road.
Nomonumba16 is skating on thin fucking ice with, I'll talk my way out of it is objectively
better than any song by the isotopes. is skating on thin fucking ice with, I'll Talk My Way Out of It is objectively better
than any song by the Isotopes. Barking branches. John, you were born in 1965 and ever since
then you have survived. Well done. And from YouTube, Arlind shares, John may have never
said he was Benji's boss, but I'm sure he intentionally created the impression he was.
And for young interns in the late 90s who grew up listening,
they would assume John was a big deal behind the scenes, and he took advantage of it. J-Dad warns,
somebody better get John a 24-pack of his medicine after he sees this. T-Dowell opines,
John uses Jackie's experience like it was his own. DCJMS is probably right. If Howard called John and just yelled slurs at him for an hour
SJ wouldn't hang up Trig Aveli points out 30 years later
He's the same guy just aged by 60 years AJ Clemente John will just brush this off and claim
It was all schtick for the air and mr. Rivich plays us out with John speaks from the ship
So Chad's calling into shows he calls in the Mel Melton show, he calls into bedabbling live
Because he wants people paying attention to him. No one's watching him. I'll see you anymore
No one's paying attention to him. So he's trying to stir up some drama get people talking about him
I will say that I'm impressed with bedabber
Because he's pulling a Vince the lawyer thing where he's saying the opposite of what's true to get a rise out of people
So he's going chance killing it. Chad's really funny. It's only believes it knows it's been come back
He doesn't believe that no, he knows no he does
No, he's a smart guy. I've talked to a few times. No, I have a hard time believing Rocco is anything but sincere
Yeah, he's not sincere about that. He can read people. He's doing a Vince the lawyer thing
He knows what he's doing
You mean when he keeled over and laughter when I started shouting back at Chad this morning
Chad stinks. Oh, he really is. I think you summed it up very well in the phone conversation today
Cardiff of what a loser he is
very very well
Let's see what people are saying on the the voicemails for us. Who are these?
Comm get our voicemail number call into the show. Let us know what you're thinking
I need an assist on this one Carl. There's gonna be a music cue at the end of this. You'll know what to do
So I'm at work the other day
end of this, you'll know what to do. So I'm bleeding generously.
Cause I got a bloody ass, bloody ass.
Fantastic job.
Do, douche of the devil verse, right?
Yeah.
Put that together. That's a great version of that
Hey shit head. I've been thinking lately and like the fact that you got famous off of just randomly
Starting a podcast in 2020
Not really doing much except recycled material basically irritates the shit out of me
except recycled material basically irritates the shit out of me.
I want to give a shout out to Brian Johnson from Tom Steve Dave, cause he turned me onto the creep off. And unfortunately that turned me onto you.
If it wasn't for Brian Johnson,
I wouldn't be listening to shitty podcasts all week.
Every week, every moment of my fucking life. Thank you. Fuck you. Bye. Love you,
Brian.
Yes. Love you, Brian. Thank you very much, Brian. He's a good guy. Always promotes our
shows and stuff too. His bigger audience.
Hola, creepo.
We appreciate that. By the way, I'm very excited about some of the people coming up. Adam Bush is coming back on the show again. Fan favorite.
But also the return of Doug from Who's Right and Kaia.
Teaming up again. Kaia's coming back?
Yes, coming back on WATP.
Kaia, I miss you buddy.
Doing a live peep pod.
That's it. We're gonna do a live peep pod.
We're bringing that back.
Is that what that bucket over there in the corner's for?
Sure. None of your business. Don't worry about that. I don't want Jenny's the toilet
I just want to make sure I get my point across. Yeah. Yeah, please
Thank you Brian Johnson for ruining my fucking life and making me obsessed with this show. Yes
No, I understood. But yes, sure. Brian is that is listening
Yes, no, I understood. But yes, sure. Brian is listening. Never did I think I would see the day when chompers himself is making fun of someone's
how do you put it gum to teeth ratio? Yeah. people and glass Pots shouldn't throw stones at black candles
Fuck you call me that listen. I can make fun of someone's gum-to-tooth ratio. I have crooked teeth
It's a different thing Carl, but you do this shit all the time
I don't like I was with you the other day in public and you saw that dude wearing flip-flops
And I look at that loser with five toes
He can't even crack a white claw with
Carl come on buddy settle down be nice. There's nothing that's private between us many
Can we just have one interaction that you don't talk about I could hear you he could hear you oh
This is interesting card if you might know something about this to listen to us
Hey, Carl. You don't have to play this on the show.
That's the easiest way to get this to you.
Are you aware that Joey C bought the tickets to your baseball game?
They were paid for by the guys who funded him to come out to the
double con.
So Deadpool bought your ticket to that game.
It wasn't Joey C's Clowder or whatever.
El Haribla just covered it on their show on the 24th,
but I don't know if you caught it. All right, man. That's it. That's all you want to know.
What do you know about this? I have, I've heard the exact same thing. I've heard that too, but,
but I did hear it on the bedablin live show. But also when we went to pick up those tickets, they
were, they weren't at Will Call. We had to go into the special entrance where the suites are
and they had them. I mean, it's possible, but didn't the manager like wave at Joey see and stuff too because the manager the Red Wings has been on his show
Well, I don't know
I said I heard that exact same story that the tickets were all bought and paid for I mean these are not expensive tickets
I'm talking about
Talking about I think they're like 12 bucks
I'm gonna say don't they pay you to go to some of these games sometimes sometimes they do
So yeah, I'm not sure about that, but if that's the case
Thanks to who was a dead fool
Allegedly that's what I heard. Well, I heard the other person said by the way the person that started that rumor on bedavum live was me. But I heard it on bedavum live. So you have no idea.
That sounds right.
Hi, this is Tiffany Szwedensky.
I'm the chief marketing officer
for Premier Law Group, a
law firm in Seattle, Washington.
I'm calling because our
lead attorney is very much interested
in being on the
Talk to a podcast.
And he suggested even a Talk to a Lawyer segment, which he thought would be really fun and interesting.
And speaking for Jason Epstein personally, he's a very funny guy and is very charismatic
and we would love to see him on a podcast.
Anyway, my name is Tiffany.
You can reach me at 417-
We just thought we'd take that off. All right. Thank you so much. Look forward to talking with you. Someone came there. Tiffany you can reach me at four one seven two
Thank you so much look forward to talking with you someone gave their yeah good catch So we gave them the wrong number on that one. That was a legit person looking to get a talk to her
I was really waiting for the joke. I know that was a real thing
I was like I'm gonna play that that's Joe and personally speaking. He's a really funny guy. Yeah, what a cell
Yeah, he's really charismatic and interesting
Well, we can't have overshadowing the host
Thank you though
All right. Apparently I have a new crutch term that I use a lot
Hi, Carl, if you say in any single way
One more time. I'm going to kill myself in a Walmart bathroom oh no hmm
fuck you do I say in any single way a lot I've heard people say that fairly
often all right I'll stop that yeah the good news is no one's cleaning up that
Walmart bathroom stand up for yourself just once there's just voicemailers say
what you want to car I'll get a new crutch don't worry I'll replace that with
another one I've got through a lot of a new crutch, don't worry. I'll replace that with another one.
I've gone through a lot of crutches over the years.
Don't tell me how to stand up for myself, Potato.
Dumbass.
Will you stand up?
They were literal crutches people because of the feet.
That's true.
That is a good point.
Hey Carl, Yankee Collins from New Hampshire here.
I just wanted to follow up.
The Chrissy
Metal show was awesome. I really like her. Her, I don't know, weird grunt and
automatopoeia were fantastic. But I have a request for a new segment and that's
the fantasy booking segment. You can ask any of your pro wrestling nerd friends what that is
but basically and you do this sometimes is figure out who you want to see them
co-host with like these solo acts like I think it's pretty obvious that that
Chrissy would go well with Lady Babylon but you know my sleeper pick for Chrissy
co-host would be the bearded lady person who was interviewed on on Frenchy
Frenchy show Frenchy's show yeah I almost forgot what I was allowed to call her
call her Frenchy she doesn't care don't call her late for dinner that's right very good we actually
did that today surprisingly we came up with a whole show idea fantasy show idea. We certainly did we're gonna make it real though. Yes
We are I'm actually starting a kickstarter
Beautiful helmets and skates for the joust. Let's do a go fund me
I think we're gonna need at least five hundred thousand dollars to make this happen
I was thinking we need at least a million to do it right. Yeah, you're right fifteen hundred fifteen million
Let's do this we got it
We got to make sure we have some type of medical fund like you know we got to put a couple grand aside for their
Medical costs after oh there will be deaths
From laughter
Yeah, and had drop on funny all right laughter though, but mostly laughter is that is that a wrestling thing?
Where you have fantasies about who would team up with him?
So oh god fantasy looking bullshit's been around forever
But what is it? It's just like hey, who would you rather see Russell Scott hull in 1998?
Oh, okay, you know just whatever I guess I don't wrestling. There's leagues. I know there's a guy
There's a guy who has a fantasy
WWE League
And you it is fantasy. What? Explain. Yeah. Please explain. Fantasy. Fantasy.
Yeah. Wild because like the way the points work, they explained it to me. I'm trying
to remember is for every time someone's on TV, if they're actually on a show, you get
points. If they wrestle in a match and they win, you get points. If they win a championship,
you get points. If they're on a pay-per-view and
When it when you get like double or triple points, I don't know. That's all it is. Okay
It's just silliness and it's basically like producing a TV show
Which characters are they gonna use the most who's on your roster?
Nobody was your first round pick
My first round pick. Yeah, don't why I know you're this I'm not in it. Who was your first?
I read the league. I did not start the league
Let's let's be honest the NFL is a script that is a WWE now that is true. That's why
Tatey's boyfriend won the Super Bowl we all know that yeah, and that's like tomorrow Hamlin cheated and killed to a
Smash the skull like an egg cart. They were talking about this on the Drew Lane show.
I forgot. Remember when Demar Hamlin
people thought he actually died
because he came back for that
playoff game in Buffalo
and you couldn't see him in the
luxury suite because the snow was falling.
They're like, that's not even him! They can't even show a photo of him!
This guy's dead! He's not even around anymore!
So now is this a fake Demar Hamlin
who's catching interceptions
It's a fake body double this guy could play football. So yeah, yes, I think you're right
All right, gosh Goblin is mad at us
Lady gay this is uh, Nick the MOOC aka gosh goblin on your fucking discord. Okay, I was checking out episode
529 I think with the kick-ass
podcast or whatever the fuck hey motherfucker I can ask you what called Susan Boyle fucking
Goblin I I don't I don't appreciate that you need to learn your farm animals that
bitches are hogs I understand being confused to me myself I never heard of
South wheel so sweet until that bitch got up there on that mic
Please get your shit together. I am a goblin John
Is a goblin too or retard?
And we saw John Goblin last night I should have I got some good photos over
I should have brought them to share with the rest of the class today
That's Susan boy. Oh, yeah, I could have done that too
Now it's breaking news. Oh breaking news. Yes breaking news John
Stunner John has had a shooley video an uncle Rico episode taken down with one of his reports to YouTube
Did he really this is a big victory for him? What was the reason?
I think he's just open to can worms. He's just he was just showing email. Oh, that's not so I don't know no for terms of service. That's not smart
I'm not good John. That's not a good idea
It's gonna have a lot of fake viewers filing reports on his channel
There's gonna be a lot of reports coming in when you do that kind of shit. It's pretty nefarious if you ask me
Mm-hmm to do that kind of well, I heard Shulie posted his audiobook
Yeah, yeah, I made a lot of money off of it too. It's why the numbers have gone down so much. Yeah
Hey Carl Nate from Flint, Michigan hey Nate, I know I got a good voicemail in here somewhere. Let me find it. Yep
The way that in telling that chick with the boobs it's 50 50 trolls and fans it's still a horrible ratio
Creators get like 80 20 90 10 on their on their trolls versus fans
His mental retardation makes me so angry
Nate, thank you for the gifts that you signed in except for that fucking ball cap that I threw out immediately
Disgusting but nate wrote a book everybody. He's an author
Looks legit too if I knew how to read
Check it out looks legit. Uh gary in san diego
Hey carl, I got a question for you and your crew. Within the confines of a dabble verse, who has more haters and trolls? Stuttering
John Melendez, a money grubber and deadbeat dad, or OJ Simpson, alleged murderer of Nicole Brown
Simpson and actor Ron Goldman, head waiter at Meza Luna. Who's hated more? Who has more
trolls? Which of those two? I've been pondering that question
for a while and it's kind of got me stumped. I'm leaning towards SJ. Anyway, stuttering
John quit lip-snacking, rock and rolla.
Rock and rolla, Gary. So I don't want want to ran his parade. I think that the people who dislike John
dislike him more actively
But if you just pulled the u.s. There'd be millions of people who don't like oh, Jason of course he played for the Bills
They fucking hate him two thousand yards in a 14 game season Vinny no other player ever did that or ever will yeah
They're just jealous
They're they're afraid of him. They were all afraid of him jealous of how good a tile man field
Carl this one's for Chris from the Galveston. Come to Portland and
I'll introduce you to my cheese monger. They have all kinds of fancy cheese. You will love it and
Guarantee it. It's fantastic come to Portland. Okay. Also tons of surf clubs. Well, I
Think you just got asked out on a date. I
Think Calvert I want to go out with you in Portland
So the cow photographers and take you out for cheese and then do a cow field
That's where you'll find my remains. Sounds fun. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr fuck yourselves have a good week that was a great episode that was really great man that was a good episode I was a good episode I enjoyed that I gotta go
goodbye goodbye
say the line Bart