Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep558 - Mojo in the Morning

Episode Date: October 3, 2024

Jocktober is here! We’re checking in on Mojo in the Morning, a Detroit morning show that’s been around for over 24 years. Shannon ordered some food from DoorDash and invites the callers to tell her what they have ordered from DoorDash. Riveting! Also, my apologies but Kristine Penrose is shockingly beautiful, look up her Instagram. Andy joins the show to discuss Shannon’s fear of mascots, Mojo’s foot fetish, and the diversity hire Kev. Planet Mikey is still corny. Ken Tamplin responds to the sing off challenge and Wings of Pegasus is now wondering if Ken is really playing guitar. Steel Toe was disappointed with the donations and quit his show early. I have a brilliant idea for how to monetize his show, let’s see if he takes my advice. Tom Myers has some head scratchers. Shuli gets some Juggalos into the Dabbleverse and Stuttering John lost the title to his car in Las Vegas for some reason. Cardiff joins us for another round of To Poke A Dabbler, Annie reads some reviews, and we listen to your voicemails. Andy’s show - https://allapologiespodcast.com/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Also, we encourage our listeners gives a five star view on a little podcast and shit all over us in the comment section today. We'll be reviewing a show called mojo in the morning. This was a suggestion for multiple Detroiters. We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. The show hosted by mojo, Shannon Murphy, Megan Mick, Kev Irwin, and Christine Penrose KP. And they are in Detroit, grand Rapids

and Toledo, Ohio. That's right. We're by the way, great production on the intro there, producer Chris, that was well done. Incorporating jock tober and mojo in the morning. Really get me in the mood. Really get me in the mood for some jocktober here. Getting jacked up over there? Yes, I am getting jacked up. This is a show that's a morning show in those three markets that I mentioned. And did I mention the three markets already?

Did I skip it? And they used to have this guy, Spike. He was originally on the show for 23 years. It was mojo and Spike. and then Spike got let go last year and they never explained why. They just let him go in the woods. There was never an explanation. He went on Facebook. He's like, I can't say why but I'm not on the show anymore. He didn't even film anybody taking the ****. I don't think so. That's that's how most guys lose their gig in radio, but not Spike. But good thing that they got a new guy on the show. They got a new diversity hire. And that would be Kevin Kev Erwin. And in the morning, I wanted to bring to you this is

from last year. This is Mojo introducing this new player on the show, one of the hosts. And the way he does this, by the way, ChrissySalem.com is still down. I was checking it today, it's still not up there. The way he introduces this big new hire is less than enthusiastic, I have to say. And I have to say this, and this is gonna be one

of those times where you're gonna sit there And go Where was I when I? Don't know if that you'll say that but you might say that but we have to welcome a new Confidence today, we got a big announcement right now. It's gonna be bigger than curly fries He's like, well, maybe it's not that important. Jesus. And if you're bored watching this, you can always watch the news behind this show.

I caught myself getting distracted. It's one of these radio shows where they have the multi-cameras. They do a nice job usually showing the person who's talking. But they have TVs up all in the studio. And I'm constantly looking at the debate is up behind them, or Kamala Harris ad or something.

Sabres. Yeah. SpongeBob is on. Oh, I'm glad you don't say that. The debate is up behind them or a Kamala Harris ad Say that but you might say that but we have to welcome a new member have to the mojo in the morning show Wikipedia Somebody has to figure out how to do that and update the Wikipedia But we have a new member of our mojo in the morning show on this Wikipedia but we have a new member of our mojo in the morning show on this I'm gonna look at the date. I just get my dates wrong Monday May the 22nd 2023 a New friend will be joining the show a new voice that you will hear on the show from time to time saying hello to you

Or probably saying something kind of as goofy as we all say Please welcome this guy something.'s never done radio and for otherwise That's what the awkward intro this is it's gotta be saying hello to you, or maybe you'll be wacky this dude is fucking corny Fuck I don't think he's around black the very often. He seems very Nervous time to time saying hello to you or probably saying something kind of as goofy as we all say Please welcome Kevin Irwin otherwise known as kev

kev kev Kevin what is your name? I look first off. Let me just say this to you. I'm before I Have you are and stuff I? Always look at people's Instagram bios to find out what they're really all about because honestly So honest on Instagram bios They always make themselves look just as friendly on their Instagram bios as they ever do on a resume So what what what do I call you kind of question is that it turns out this guy did an internship with them He's been hanging out for the last two weeks before he got on the show and the first question is what do we? Call you is it kev-kev?

Kevin kev-kev or Kevin again. Yeah, I know right I'm so confused with us what do black people get called by their first names yes You're going by my first names sir calm down. What a crazy question And yeah, he just doesn't even seem to have any energy isn't excited about it at all that was Harrison Young level Yes, question. Yes, right so props to cav here He's like well can we get a little more excitement going please can I get some fireworks? Like a welcome. It was very serious. How about that? He talked his way through it by the way.

We were all on that. This is the purge. This is the opposite of what I want. Honestly he handled it better than I would have. If someone introduced me like that, I'd be like, it's just Carl. Thanks, nice to be here. Should I leave? Really excited to be wacky with you guys in the morning right so my first and last day Yeah, so I just hope since they have this token black guy now on the show spike had to go They had to bring this guy in I just hope it's not like a stereotypical black person

Also, you probably have seen him at Detroit Pistons games. He is your emcee, your host that hosts, in between timeouts and halftime and all the rest of that stuff, right? That's a fact. Oh, he's a basketball guy. Okay, well, that's fine. It's good to have a stereotype on there and have a guy out there who's talking about it.

He goes, you probably know him from Pistons games. No one goes to Pistons games. They're the worst team in the league. So no one knows him from Pistons games. No one goes to Pistons games They're the worst team in the league. So no one knows it from Pistons games But alright, that's our friend kev who's now a part of the show. I checked out this morning show and Right out of the gate it gets into some spicy talk I got to tell you guys is what I love about morning radio Is that they walk up to that line and sometimes they put a tow or two across it.

So watch out. I'm going to try to keep this as clean as possible because I do have to remember that there are people with kids in the car. But if you would like, and you would like me not to be as clean as possible, tell your kids to get out of the car. Right now I don't even care where you are. Even if you're like a mile from school, tell them to walk the rest of the crazy, or if you're pulling in and it's like a big drop-off line Tell them hey, you know what get a little exercise kid

Okay, good all right eight four four mojo life eight four four six six five six five four eight one of Chelsea's friends was telling Chelsea and I that if you want to have better Chelsea and I that if you want to have better cookie baking for women, especially make sure when you're baking cookies, you're wearing socks. Yes, not a scientific fact. I don't know. But I don't like socks. I think socks are very

not romantic. All right, so we're gonna find out the Bojo is a foot fetish. But he's not happy about this advice of leaving the socks on during cookie baking you get it producer Chris Yeah, pick up what they put down there cookie relations. Yeah, right. Yes snuggling with cookies. I Got more on that but Andy. What did you pick up on from this show? You were probably bouncing around some different episodes I was one of the things that I did was go to the most popular tab nice, so This and everything on there is over ten years old

Oh the most popular sounds was from 12 years ago And it's accumulated almost 400,000 views since then okay, but And it's accumulated almost 400,000 views since then. Okay, but This is called fear factor they're gonna start throwing out things that they've claimed they're afraid of and then some mystery guest is going to Exploit one of those fears, but this is just to set up the bit we have All told our fears that we have you know all the different fears like mine is fear of death, fear of being tickled, fear of you know going through a car wash, spikes, fear of heights, deep water, flying, Shannon, fear of

mascots, particularly Chuck E. Cheese, I have a new fear, fear of elevators, fear of skunks. After watching cable news last night I have a fear of Al Sharpton's head kind of scares me a little bit well Know that I have no idea which fear we're gonna be facing this morning, but your name is China is that right? Yes, sir Okay I have a fear of death and then getting tickled was number two yeah Good stuff build your list different. Yeah, right. He looks like a completely different guy Yeah for just 12 years getting a 4 a.m.. Is not good for you. Yeah, it's not a healthy way to live for sure

So let's see if see if you could figure out Whose fear is going to come up by the logo on this guest shirt? China are you here to tickle me? No, you are not here to take no you look a little scary. I want to Take on me this morning. I was looking forward to it Are you here to take Spike maybe into some deep water or to fly? No, I can throw him in if you want me to. Okay. I feel like I'm off the hook today.

I don't. Does your fear then deal with Shannon? Yes, very much so. It has to be, because most of the things she fears we can bring in studio. Shannon, you're first up. Sucker. Sorry, Shannon.

Chyna, can you tell everybody who you are and what fear Shannon is going to have to face this morning? Get to the point. I like that, that's kind of smart though, on their behalf is to go, all right, we're gonna do this fear factor thing, tell us what you're afraid of, and then we're gonna make you do it.

It's like deep water water being a skyscraper Helicopter Perfect I would say getting a blowjob Especially when the balls you in the mouth I know what's gonna happen that jeez it's crazy I don't know if you could tell what shirt the There but it was a Chuck E. Cheese Here comes Yeah, okay, here comes the

Fear factor and I called this clip grow the fuck up. Oh Shannon you're gonna have to face the fear Chuck E. Cheese today. I brought two of them and they are here They do not fight they're really nice. Why are you fearful of Chuck E. Cheese Shannon? It's it's America's favorite place to go to for birthday parties for kids and celebrations We know what Chuck E. Cheese is mojo. Hi Chuck E's. How are you Chuck E's? What a great radio bet yeah, what a way to celebrate Jacktober he's almost opi there

Chuck E's how you doing they can't talk Steven Mascot right? They're not allowed to talk See them at 12 years ago, so it's just somebody with their phone out filming this It's just like I'm getting motion sick Watching him go around the room and try to capture this radio gold and I'm the only one that is Not afraid of clowns like that became a big All I can think of and it's funny to say that cuz I could think of We did this many years ago It was me and Kevin doing who are these podcasts and we were reviewing this morning show

It was like an Arizona somewhere and the morning guy was like afraid of clowns was like during October and A clown called into the show is like are you one of the scary clowns? He's like are you one of the scary clowns? Come on man, yeah, I don't know. I don't know how you could possibly be afraid of this, but she's going not she's going to explain What makes her afraid of okay? Let's make a shucky cheese About the people in costume that freaky out so much. My dad was raped by a pizza. Oh, okay Why they look like normal nice everyday people How do you wait first out there is nobody inside of the Chuck E Cheese costume that is really Chuck E

It's funny how Shannon actually has no fear of you know like a mouse but There's also a fat black woman of the studio Yeah, I'm afraid because I can't tell what ethnicity Why did they hire two of the exact same costumes it's a great question yeah, I don't know This is not a good bit This is the most viewed episode. This was the most popular 400,000 views on this yeah, I would love to read the comments. Over the past 12 years. Wow. Okay. And the next one, clip five, I call this overload. Okay. Chuckies, can you guys each grab one side of Shannon and Shannon will, will you do us a favor Shannon? While Chuckie, you guys, one get on one

side, get real close. You can put your arms right around. And Shannon, if you could just give us a And Shannon if you could just give us a mojo in the morning weather forecast for today just to just while Chucky's Hug you they've been they've been just all excited to you the listeners want to know what the weather is gonna be okay 58 right now cloudy today, maybe some rains morning, and it's gonna be hot and high of 78 That's it. How about a big hug everybody? We got other mascots here, I know you're afraid of mascots, but Chuck E Cheese particularly all the other mascots go around everybody We have a chicken a gorilla we have a tiger Fun day they're having at the radio station hey hey

What's that is that a monkey or what is that is that champer something? I'm talking about the guest. It's the manager. It's the manager. Yikes. All right. Come on, Mojo. All right. Let's get back into modern era, Mojo, in the morning. He's going around and saying hello to everyone in the morning. And he's talking to KP, I mentioned, is one of the people on the show.

And KP was just at a radio station event Good morning to KP Saw her ho down in it this weekend for the the the ho down for the the country station Which was kind of filed by the way that are the country station people as cool as we are I I didn't get to say hello to them, but I would see him on stage or anything Did they do anything on stage they were hanging around The country station people as cool as us top 40 station people got for my doubt it because we're playing the hits of today No way there's cool now the reason why I played that clip is because you just saw if you're watching this show a

quick glance at KP KP is a smoke show and I'm in love and I went to her Instagram spent most of my day prepping looking at her Instagram I want to show you a few images here guys. I'll get your take on this I call this one one of these things is not like the others This is her lined up with her friends and one of them is getting married and can you guess which one is KP? Yeah, anyone want to take a stab at that producer Chris? What do you think? Far left that would be the one

Also, I got it. I mean she is really like a model get this girl. That's incredible. She also enjoys mcultra. I like that Carl jumping out of the bush So my buddy drew ladies friends with mojo and the crew and I'm just like listen I don't know what's going on with KP, but if she can be my plus one at the magic bag That'd be great and drew rice bag goes you should check out her Instagram like way Why do you think I'm contacting you? So that's incredible right there, and then Not bad not too shabby right I'm not gonna lie, I didn't think I contacted you. Yeah, right.

So that's incredible right there. And then, not bad. Not too shabby right there. Very impressive, sorry for the audio listeners. I had to get through that. Just get that out of my system so that we can move on and talk about sex with socks on. And where I left you was the very exciting part where they're talking about how mojo doesn't like to have the socks on he likes

to see the feet and Some of the women are talking about how they sleep with socks on sometimes and then they get into skims talk You guys familiar with skims? Mm-hmm. It's like an underwear very tight-fitting clothing shapewear they might call it and so This gets brought up to KP. Get you a little Skims, little one piece, little vines. Are you buying? I'm telling you.

I'm just, it's not smashing. No. I'm not smashing, I ain't buying. Even the dudes that are smashing are never buying. If anybody's looking for a holiday gift for any of the four women on this show, the Skims pajamas. See?

Right? I'm a size small I I don't yes you are and I'll get those for you are coming to the trailer this month Be happy to get you whatever skims you want there. I would like to deliver them All right, so real quick I want to run through these clips because mojo is a creep. He has a foot fetish No, I just think that like feet are feet are attractive people guys guys You're looking at feet while you're having sex No, but I just you know of all of a sudden every now and again and by the way

We're calling baking cookies now because the kids could be like With a sock on it, you know? Um... Shouldn't you be looking at the boobs or something? This guy's like, I gotta get those socks off while I'm rambling my wife. And, uh, let's hear more about his fetish here. I will say though, that if there is a moment where feet want to be involved, the socks may be removed. These are compromises you can make with your partner

while being with your partner. I love you, Joel. I'm lint in between your toes. Please. I am awful at this stuff. Do you take them off yourself by doing that sexy thing with your toe, like where you slip them off? Oh no, you can't bite the sock.

I do that. Mojo, how do you know that? I do that. What are you talking about? You know, you take your, you basically take your toe and you push it off of your socks. You take your toe, it off of your socks Okay, yeah, we take your socks off with just your feet like sure the sexy way that L Bundy did

Sexy bro, let's say they wrap up this segment with an awesome bumper, hilarious bumper. Mojo in the morning. Sophistication. Intellect. Culture. Engaging discussion. You won't find any of that here. That last conversation proves it. This is Mojo in the morning.

I swear I've heard that bumper before on another show. Oh, of course you did. It sounds so generic to me. Yeah, it's right up there with, this is the only station that rocks. Yeah, we've heard this before. The other thing they do, very jocktober-esque, is when they're wrapping up a segment,

it's gotta end in a big laugh. So they're talking all about the iPhone and updating your iPhone and having these different issues with it. And so this is how it ends on a hilarious wall. You had a razor? I used to let those. You had a razor?

Yes. You were like the guy. Yes, man. I knew a guy with a flip phone and his catchphrase was, I can't call an Uber, but I can call a taxi. I died. WQI Detroit. What?

I knew a guy with a flip phone and he would say I can't get an uber but I can call a taxi Hmm good stuff Pretty funny stuff guys. Oh, the other thing they do is they give away trips There's lots of prizes you can call in and get your prizes and things like that And this is very funny because they have this deal with the a Florida Company that sells these vacations and so they're giving away this trip to Fort Myers, which is perfect timing.

Real quick before I do the big second half of the show intro, it is time now to announce the winner of a trip to Fort Myers, Florida. From Visit Florida, this is from way back before Hurricane Helene devastated Florida, North Carolina and Georgia the winner Emily from Hey guys you want to trip to a place that has been devastated But anyway, we didn't know that by the time that we were putting this all together

And so they get all excited there. Yeah all this fanfare and then right after that. This is hilarious. It's such a great segue Congratulations hang on the phone for just one second. Okay? Thank you All right now it brings out a new week here on the show of Us giving away trips from visit, Florida for those who don't understand about this devastation of this hurricane. There's like 190 now People that have died It's just absolutely Thank you though so the subtext is what is wrong with mojo? That's a great question. Oh, yeah, I don't know he's been doing it a long time

It's been doing it a very very long time so maybe that's something interesting And what'd you pick up on with our boy mojo here before? KP was on the show they still had why even bother It's gonna be hard to top but when I'm still Popular videos This is gonna be hard to top, but what I'm scrolling through, most popular videos, one catches your eye, and of course this is 11 years old. The interns were tasked, I assume, with going viral. I was like, hey, just do something that's gonna go viral

for the radio station. Degrade yourself. I think this is Cat Daddy, I think is a a song so this is just the interns trying to go viral doing this cat daddy day I gotta become the GM of the station. I'd be like I have this crazy idea like what if KP and only fans like that Give KP a virus? That's what I call going viral. So there's two bikini girls dancing, these are the interns. So now they're in slow motion, bouncing their boobs. So now they're in slow motion bouncing their boobs. So one of the most popular videos is, does it even include mojo in it?

Yeah, it could be anyone. Probably for the best. Could be anything. No idea, just two girls in bikinis dancing. Yeah. Okay. I'm not mad about it. Yeah.

If that's what you're asking. Well, hey, how about something for the ladies then because another Promotion that they did that was in the most popular It's cocktober after all. Exactly. Well, this is all the naughty moms getting cock at some Casino meetup where it's just old ladies gone wild I assume great what are you guys missing tonight to be at naughty mom's night out our first little league a really yeah parents are you naughty mom

naughty mom when we say naughty moms on mojo in the Morning, we mean naughty moms. How many of you are so excited that you are away from your kids for 24 hours? So, I think they have the thunder from Down Under at this casino, and they're having a fake orgasm contest, we'll see a little bit more of, and all of the... I want to go back to this fake boob. Yeah, that's Whoever the surgeon it should Definitely fired. That's the fakest looking boob. I have ever seen in my life Awful is that spike oh, yeah, it's spike Assume this is how he died very possible and the next clip eight strip

tease this is just more naughty moms being naughty with male strippers having a great time already and it's early just wait. It's gonna be epic This is terrible. I hate this is there. This is their show this that's Mojo hosting this on location That better freeze frame right here. With this slam pig. It just looks like every wedding event too. This right here looks like Halloween. Scary AF.

Every male stripper's worst nightmare. Right. I went to male stripping school for this? I got my MBA at male stripping school for this? I got my MBA at male stripping school for this? What the fuck? Alright, anything else from this end here? Well, I leapt forward in time to something more recent. So if you want to take, do you want me to keep going then?

I got a couple things I wanted to talk about. Because after they give away the trip to the devastated area of Fort Myers, Fort Myers is actually okay, but they they start teasing what's coming up on the show. This is what gets you hooked. Like you're driving to work you're like oh my god I hope I hit every red light. Alright welcome to the Mojo in the Morning Show. Some good stuff coming up here in just a little bit. Shannon's calling out her lazy in just a matter of moments. What the hell just hit my window?

That's on the way. The second date update, why are you not getting a call back? We're gonna find out this morning. And Kev getting romantic with an edible arrangement. That's all on the way in just a little bit here on the Mojo in the morning show. Nothing he said I'm interested in. No. Who fucking cares? Thank you, Body McFarland. Alright, so Shannon's

gonna tell the story about how she needed to have this cream cheese for her kids bagels in the morning, but she was not leaving the house. So, she did this crazy thing where she door dashed cream cheese and she explains what this looks like. So the Philadelphia original cream cheese spread eight ounces was $3 and 99 cents. My delivery fee was $1.99. I didn't hit the $12 thresholds. I didn't get it free. The service fee was $2 and 51 cents and I tipped the DASH or four box

That's the co-host of the show everybody so they turn this into a call-in segment hey callers I bet you've done some crazy stuff, right? Yeah. I mean, what is what's the laziest thing you've ever heard or dashed, please tell us yeah Can you feel better? That's good? Can we also do what's the laziest thing you've ever done to as people call up with both because I love that's why I love To know like you're lazy would be kind of funny. Can you call us just say tell jokes? You're calling to do my show for me. This is a lazy Caller you're on the air. What's the traffic like out there?

What's the view? Pull up your phone. Look at the weather app. What does that say? It's going to happen. So what does that even mean a lazy door dash item? Regardless it's like you don't want to leave the house and go get it yourself. You want someone to bring it to you.

It doesn't matter what it is. Right. I don't understand. The whole very idea is lazy. I would think that getting a giant grocery bill would be more lazy They're getting that one item. Yeah, right Yeah, I don't whatever I guess it doesn't matter. I don't know why I'm even debating this Well, I hate this not everything is a fucking story for your show. It's not that and not my clip 13 okay I would got a chance for

you to go to New York and our jingle ball coming up in a second plus Am I the A-hole. It's Mojo in the morning show. Shannon is wondering if she got scammed. You think you got scammed? I think so. I want to say I talked about this this thing that my daughter wanted a couple of months ago. She's in fifth grade and there's these hoodies that I think were made popular on TikTok, which she doesn't have TikToks, I don't know how she heard about this, but especially among the Swifties,

they're called pink palm puff hoodies. Yeah, yeah, you mentioned that. Okay, so to me it looks like a sweatshirt that you can get at a touristy shop in Florida. But whatever. Yeah, like they all want one right now. So I kept telling her no, no, no, no, but she has just like made some milestones

in some areas of her life. And so I was like, okay, I'm gonna surprise her and tweet her. I ordered this thing from the official website, because you can get the knockoff some Teemu by the way, for like six bucks But I ordered an official one on the actual website go on on August 19th Okay, and it said that I would get it within three to the story

I had it now, after perverse. You stupid fucking blabbermouth cunt! That's why I left it, because it just goes on and on and on. I ordered it from a website, it hasn't come yet. Yeah, it might when the sentence is done. I know, and I don't know if this is supposed to be relatable to moms or something, but it's not interesting to anyone. The other thing that annoys me,

now you might notice that clip was quieter than my clips. I boosted all my clips 10 dBs. This is a professional radio show. They can't get their audio right for YouTube. How is that possible? How are you not normalizing the audio before you upload it? Yeah. Or they're going live, but still,

there's ways to fucking make that a lot better. But I also left the beginning of that on there where he's promoting fucking jingle ball Yeah, am I the asshole they're all about this fucking jingle ball doesn't happen till December I remember this from look terrestrial radio around here. It's you got to hear It goes from the Christmas one into the summer jam yeah, right So we're gonna promote jingle ball from September to December and then summer jam from January to fucking August or whatever fuck. It's just like it never ends correct. It's all like you're getting the gist of this Oh my god. It's a it's a nightmare. It's a fucking hellscape

devil-con 3 Devil Con 3 this August. Hellscape! It is very turned off by this programming. I just can't believe that they still make shows like, like what is I Heart doing? Where this is still a format. Well since you brought that up, I have to bring you my favorite part of the Mojo in the Morning show. This is what they're known for. Fuck you Ryan Seacrest.

These guys do it better Catching cheaters and proud of it. I'm sorry. It's your home for more the roses on mojo in the morning Hey, Kylie Why do you think your boyfriend's cheating oh Like for the last three months We haven't had consistent sex last three months. We haven't had consistent sex. We don't go out much anymore. Not dating, you know. And before this, you guys were having a lot of sex. You guys were going out and making cookies. A lot of spending time together. Yeah. We were together like all the time.

What a dumb follow up question that is. It's as dumb as what do I call you Kevin the idea? So this is war of the roses and this woman calls in she's like yeah, we're not having as much sex in the last three months We're having more sex before that. Yeah, that's what not having as much. Yeah I will kind of fucking follow up questions that do you want to know other information? Can I already give you that information now the women on this this whole segment are very like oh no Oh, what's going on if you're not familiar with War of the Roses, they do this in just about every single market in the United States. It's all actors. It's not real. Everyone knows that. And listen,

I know wrestling isn't real wrestling can be entertaining. War of the Roses definitely is not never has been never has been. It's fake. It's boring. But they start going through this and I liked it Mojo's like, Okay, we gotta get back on the script here. You did something interesting to try to test him which I found to be very very interesting in any Person that has ever suspected that their spouse is cheating should listen up to this. What was it that you did? Well, I put

You know, I packed his golf bag, right? Um And in his pants I took just a piece of yarn. And when I folded his pants up, I put the yarn in it. So if he put the pants on, then the yarn would fall off. And it was still there when I unpacked his bag. The pants hadn't even been unfolded. So it makes you wonder, if he's saying he's going, why is he not wearing his clothes? Like what clothes is he wearing? That's really smart by the way. So you're just not wear a pair of pants.

Well, so this woman put yarn. Why is she packing for her husband's or husband's going on a trip to go cheat on her? And he's he's packing or she's packing for her. I've always packed my own bag. Yes, especially when you're cheating Yeah, we get to pick the condoms too. I mean yeah and the coke don't forget the coke put that the coin pocket, please Thank you All right, and then so this goes out for a while. They're talking really smart. It's really smart instead of putting the leg a dot you know a tracking Item in the luggage so that you can know exactly What a fucking piece of string over the door knob wait for it. Oh, so you know that he was fucking another girl That's so smart wow pack yourself in the golf bag

golf bag You busted oh, we're actually at a golf course shit So they talk about this for a while They're still talking about the yard if you put the pants if he had worn the pants at all then the yarn wouldn't He had worn the pants at all then the yarn wouldn't right here I knew he he didn't even like unfold them. Yeah, the yarn was still there All right, and no, I think it's genius. All right, we're gonna try To do another test to see where he'll send a dozen free roses guys. This is you can cut the touch with a knife Am I right about that? What doesn't make sense about the yard thing Andy? I am I right about that what doesn't make sense about the yard thing Andy

Wait, was he going like overnight? Yes, and he didn't he's going on a golf trip Even if you went somewhere even if you cheated on your wife overnight, you would probably change your pants if I wear pants But yeah, he would have changed his pants. What's so stupid? So these are golf pants and he says he's going golfing but she doesn't think he's going golfing Oh, they were like his golf pants that he never put on Yeah, what you do fucking know what you do is just grab the putter The bag before he leaves and then see if he comes home bitching about that Right there, how's your short game, honey? Gotta go.

No friends, no follow up questions. Only two putted ones. Pretty good. All right. So this starts to get super intense. They got the music going. Now the way this game works, if you're not familiar, is they call up the boyfriend and they say, hey, guess what? You just want a dozen roses.

Send them to whoever you want. Just let us know you want us to send them to and that's how you catch them cheating. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey.

Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hello? Hi, is this Chase?

Hi, is this Chase? Speaking. Hi, Chase. My name is Nicole and I'm calling from a new online floral company called roses bloom comm Wondering if you have less than 30 seconds to answer some survey questions in exchange for a dozen long stemmed red roses It'd be great if you said fuck you bojo in the morning I just googled your website and it doesn't exist

All right, so but this is getting. The music's playing. I'm like, oh, so tense right now. I don't know what's going on. And this buildup is amazing. So I just need to get a first and a last name of who you would like some flowers to go to. Um, okay. Give me one second. Yeah.

Before you pull up. We pull up? You're going through a rotex? Let's send it to... Whoa, you guys! On the edge of your seats? Like, you should be at work right now and you're just sitting in your car in the parking lot like, I can't. People are honking at you.

I'm gonna be late. I'm gonna be late. I don't care. I need to see what happens next. I wonder if he feels so guilty about cheating on his wife that he sends his wife the roses Look cuz he feels bad. That's probably what's gonna happen, right? Andy it's not real It is oh, yeah, I didn't know that all right well yeah, so check this out because remember

It's Kylie who called in to say my boyfriend chase, so let's see does he say Kylie Let's send it to Megan Megan Yeah, one second let me pull it up What do you pull up? I don't keep pulling shit up. She's in my phone is slam Turn down the suspenseful music while I pull this up So fucking stupid knows we already got our answer, right? Yeah, shouldn't we have just moved on at this point?

No, this keeps going for some reason and Kylie's on the phone just staying quiet during all of this is convoluted right? Okay, and what's your relationship to you? Do I have to answer that part? I have to check it off on my sheet on- Alright, the options are fuck body, concubine. On my end, it just, it helps me create a profile for you, so when you order from us in the future, it'll be a quicker process. When I order from you in the future, you called me, bitch. Right.

I'm not a customer. What are you talking about? She's a coworker. Okay. And Chase at rosesbloom.com, we do something unique. Instead of a paper card with the flowers, we're going to send in this case, Megan, a text message alerting her that she got a delivery and that text is also going to contain a voice memo from you So I'm gonna go ahead and record that with you right now All right, kind of the same like whatever you would write on a card. They're just gonna stay. You should say excuse me out loud Okay, all right three two one Did you won't pay me back I hope you enjoy these flowers okay, wow, this is getting real spicy, isn't it?

Pretty good stuff. So now, as you know, Kylie's listening to all of this. And uh oh, this is not good. Not Megan. It's not even a Megan. This is the Mojo in the Morning show. We're a radio show. And your girlfriend, Kylie, contacted us because she worried that you were cheating on her and she is listening into this call right now and just heard you send flowers to look at Shannon's page like oh it's gonna happen now this is gonna get nuts everyone some girl the acting the acting is so bad here or she's like story of my life

Cheating you're not cheating and who is Megan to you? Like I said a co-worker Kylie do you know who Megan is? Thank you Kylie, do you know who Megan is? I do. These are obviously white people. They're so bored, like waiting to be called on to talk. It's like you'd be like, Megan, what the fuck asshole? You're sleeping with Megan?

You know what I mean? That's what the reaction should be. She fell back asleep waiting for that dumb bitch to be over. I guess so. So Kev gets in on this now. He's got a question. It makes a lot of things make sense now. So so Kev gets in on this now he's got a question It makes a lot of things make sense now. Oh

Yeah, but they're definitely That tracks. Why do you say that tracks? What makes sense? What's adding up right now? Because he goes on trips with her and hangs out with her and So Doesn't appreciate my yarn Trips they go on trips together. Yeah, that's the girlies fucking of course. Oh Megan I needed this convoluted radio bit to figure it out So let's check out how this wraps you want some kind of satisfaction on this or something like you're going

Get your shit out of my house. I never want to see you know something like that who gets the roses You know one second we're trying to get him back on the phone so hang on we're dialing him up That's it all right Great edition of war of the roses. Thank you very much for that All right, Andy anything do you want rap on anything else to? Talk about it. We don't have to Yeah else to We don't have to yeah Yeah, honestly, it's just nothing worse than that More boring mundane shit yeah all right, so that is mojo in the morning people been asking for it for a while

Detroit staple been in the market for 24 years now and that's what they're up to. And as if that wasn't bad enough, now it's time for our... Bringe of the Week! Bringe of the Week! This comes in from Nick Tucker and this is another, past-Joctober, radial personality, Planet Mikey out of the Boston area. You guys might remember Mikey on WEI. He is just as corny as ever

with this clip that Nick sent into us. You're Irish and you have class. It's a perfect combination in this world. And Mikey, you're a great comic. You don't need to work blue. No, hell no. It's been a long time since I've been blue. It's

true. Well, I'm not talking's been a long time since I've been blue. It's true Well, I'm not talking about balls here, you know, I love about Papa he would say it right out there he'd say Blow me down he'd say and everybody go. What do you say and all of oil just wouldn't She's too good for that. But blue toe Good stuff. Thank you you Nick for setting that up I didn't have a couple at the end of my clip package there that I Caught the pink chicken and lazy man and a lot of people were turned off by their enthusiasm I would say all cooking with Jack guy. I felt that that guy though. Yes was maybe worth revisiting

I agree, so I pulled three clips it starts with clip 14, okay, where Jack is On about the carnivore diet okay, and he's going to Start fighting with the chat about what? Constitutes the carnivore diet. I was in very poor health because of his diet. Yes And when you talk about the carnivore diet, it's mainly eating eggs and meat sure and he you're gonna quickly realize that He doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Okay good now. Let's talk about I

Made some cloud bread. Now on carnivore, okay, you guys can have a little bit of dairy. So I use a little bit of dairy in this recipe. So when you see that there's Greek plain yogurt in the recipe, don't freak out. Don't be going, oh, no meat oh no me it's a byproduct okay so that'll be coming up and you know what I don't care you guys can be carnivore

police all you want I don't care but if you police if you publicly write it you're probably gonna get booted by my moderators But I find out what you're thinking I definitely care if you think that bread isn't meat we're gonna have a problem Yeah, that was the thing that confused me. It's talking about making bread for the carnivore diet He's like and yeah, there is some dairy in there. It's like that's not the problem Maybe it's one of the problems, but what a fucking idiot and if you complain about that. I don't care. I don't remove you Okay, so his old lady keeps marching back and forth behind in and out of that door followed by two of their Big dogs okay, so it's this chaotic stampede in and out of the laundry room that he's streaming from. I'm filming! Come on! I'm doing my show right now! You're joking but that's what's happening. He's yelling out. Make it easy! Lower it! I'm not gonna lower it! I have to do this now!

He's telling her that people in the chat are saying hi to her and he's calling to her to like help get help and shit but in clip 15 this is where a guy that is wants to eat nothing but meat and bread and cheese and eggs do you guys like that sounds good yeah and then it just saying I don't really like vegetables he's gonna do these mental gymnastics to explain why vegetables are bad. The only gymnastics he can do. Yeah. So Rob does carnivore, but he eats salads and potatoes. Okay, well, carnivore means strictly nothing but meat,

egg and cheese, so I'm not sure how you're eating salads and potatoes and doing carnivore. So you only do carnivore on Mondays You only have you have a steak with a side of broccoli, I don't know a Lot of the reasons people don't eat who do carnivore. They don't touch the vegetables is because Literally they've analyzed the vegetables in our store, and there's like 16 different poisons in the vegetables because they spray again and again to fight bugs and get their crop to raise. I am definitely telling Jeff that I don't want to eat my vegetables.

There's so many poisons. Yeah, it's because of the pesticides. Because I don't like the taste. Okay, buddy. They're not even putting Greek yogurt in their bread. Whoa! What are these people doing? That's hilarious. These people are eating steaks with broccoli on the side?

They're not doing it right. Idiots. Last one, this was just stuttering John level technical difficulties. Let's see. just stuttering John level technical difficulties. Let's see, nice. Is he having another stroke? Okay, I'm not. That's the longest blink I've ever seen.

That's me trying to read when I'm drunk. One second. Just gonna. Try to read my door dash try to read the road So that guy's a gold mine cooking with Jack we should definitely Awesome. So that guy's a gold mine. Cooking with Jack. We should definitely revisit him again sometime. You know, also want to revisit him. Well, we still can. Yeah. We introduced everyone to Ken Tamplin on the previous episode and the way that we ended it was with the sing-off challenge. It was a cliffhanger. It was a cliffhanger. So I don't want to leave you guys hanging any longer.

Let's find out what happened with the sing-off challenge Try to guess who I am. Okay, you go you guess I'll start acting now He actually saw the challenge Might know I challenged Ken to a sing-off because I'm pretty sure one of his bullying tactics was you know telling Phil from Wings of Fegasus Who are you to criticize? Which is not criticizing, not everything is personal Ken, especially not the truth. But you know like who are you to criticize? You should do a sing-off with Ken and see who's like the bigger man or something.

Stupidest shit you've ever heard right? So I'm like fuck that, that's so stupid but still I'll do it you know. I included Bobby Siss because he had been challenging Ken for weeks but now we have proof that he actually saw it and doesn't want to do it because whatever cope. So guess what Ken like if you still wanna now it's four songs with each so that's a total of eight songs I know you cannot do that but if you really wanna just like send us an email and we'll consider accepting the single after you chickened out officially now he also made a video response and um I have almost no comments he is obviously lying straight to your face doesn't even talk about the live stream which he deleted so he's like

double lying to your face the same man who for decades convinced you that he was the best No one else could do it at him if he can do it It can't be done. It's suddenly like um Well, actually like backing tracks are commons and like other bands use it Also, I won't do the sing-off because well, I don't know like here's the reason I go and do it because it's so low for me Like bro, if you're so the best just just do it, destroy us and look like the king. So yeah, no commentary except that he does this funny as fuck note at the end, like that is proof of anything. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA to the audience he was singing live so

he's been practicing that sort of same gaslighting since then and he's now doing it publicly on YouTube so that is actually hilarious and I changed my mind it's actually five songs each that's a total of ten songs live I'll see you then no I won't so that's Ajax, who apparently offered the challenge not accepted, unfortunately. And Wings of Pegasus also got in on this, I got an update from that. He claims this is the last video he'll ever make about Ken Tamplin, and thought this was interesting. Your point.

So I have received a lot of emails and messages and comments asking me to respond to Ken's video that he put out denying the analysis or the claims that were being made about his performance and I'm only doing this because he has now directly involved me on his channel in his comment section so I'm just going to have a quick skip through, we're not going to go through all of it but I'm just gonna explain a few things and frankly I think we killed it maybe we killed it so good that we actually had people coming to me and saying we think you lip-synched the show now he's turning this into and this is very typical of a wolfcow he's going I'm so good they're saying I'm lip-synching

no they're saying you're lip-cing. No, they're saying you're lip syncing because they proved it. Because they actually went to the waveforms and figured out that you're lip syncing. He's like, no, just because they think I'm so fucking good. That's what's going on. He didn't say that he lip synced the whole show. My analysis shows that there were parts of his vocal that were live and then other parts that weren't live. And whether you call that lip sync or mimed is up to you up to you but and again if you want more clarification on that go to that video in the description below so I just let it play on a little bit and it's funny because we had a gob of KTDA advocates rushing to my rescue to

go line by line to prove how different the live performance was from the studio recording in fact one guy actually said that he identified over a hundred places in a 70 minute set of how different the live performance was compared to studio performances. Now this is weird. So a guy claims there's over a hundred places where his vocals sound different than the studio.

And I'm a big fan of very good singers and bands. It would be like all the time. That's what I was thinking. We differ like a hundred times over a 70 minute performance would be all the time. Yeah, that's weird. Okay. So, you can see at the bottom as well that there are little bits that are written out as well and just I guess emphasizing the key points. So, Ken has said that somebody's gone through the whole performance and apparently has proof of over a hundred differences or something like that. And, I mean, with my analysis, of course there will be differences

because I'm pointing out that Ken is singing live, but there are parts that aren't live. That's what the analysis shows. But I did have a look through the comments section and, I mean, as I come down here, some people have said, oh, well, have you got a link to the proof video? And then Ken says, links are in the description below. But the links to the videos are trolls, haters, the live performance, why does YouTube show you the same videos, clickbait, all this kind of stuff. So there's no video to somebody objectively pointing out proof of 100 differences, even

though there would be, because there are live vocals in there. So even in the one song that I pointed out, if you're going through it hundreds of a second by hundreds of a second, you will find not hundreds of differences, probably hundreds of thousands, if not millions. And I'm literally- Yes, right. That's the whole thing. If you're like lining up waveforms and trying to figure out where it's different, it's

gonna be different all over the fucking place. Where it lines up would be the anomalies in it. Actually talking about, you know, every hundredths of a second. But when the backing track then comes in with the lead vocal, it will match up. That's the point. But then as I scroll down I didn't realize this is the proof that Ken is referring to is somebody has literally just written never stop different can't you see oh the time race in time it's on with the goal and they just go through the lyrics and they say different in time time it'll

Proof so this is the proof or at least this is what Ken is referring to as proof that well It can't have been the same because look this person's written out the the lyrics of the song But he's written different in capital letters. So it must have been different. How funny is that? That's what he's placing as the proof. Look at this guy went through and listed where the things were different. Then what I said, the first comment underneath here was cracking me up. It says, Ken is backtracking as fast as his backing track. Very funny. So there was a question brought up when we were looking at this guy last time, cause he starts off his intro video was like, guys,

I'm not even a singer. I'm a guitarist He's just our shred of the guitar and it looks kind of funky It's always big all the guitar faces and stuff and I think it was Vinny who asked is even playing the guitar I go well, that's how people are worried about giving guitar lessons but apparently This guy Phil does give guitar lessons ahead So he looked into this for us, which I was very happy to see. Is he also miming his guitar playing? I wonder. So if there's one thing that I definitely do know

it's playing the guitar because I've taught guitar for almost 20 years so when somebody's not playing the guitar I can show you exactly how they're not playing the guitar. The first video that you see when you go to Ken's channel is this and I'm just gonna let it play through. Hold on, hold on, stop looking for a singer. That singer is you. Some of you guys know me as an award-winning singer but I actually started out as a guitar player. Check this out. As a guitarist. Okay, so that's solo that we heard. I mean, first of all, just not getting into the technique of it. Making the faces and looking at the camera, when you're actually playing and,

you know, you might be doing alternate picking, you might be playing a particular line, you don't look at the camera and go and make a face as if it's really difficult because you are really concentrating on what you're doing so it just looks a little bit weird but anyway look all I need to do is just you notice that too it looks like his his heads moving like it's tweaking a little bit too fast while he's doing that so it's like he's playing guitar like slowly and then speeding it up to make it look like he's playing that fast but he pulls he points this out right there play the

last part to show that he's not actually playing what we're hearing. Like I said I've been doing this a long time so I spot everything even slightly out of sequence vibrato because that's always a giveaway and another thing that's a giveaway are bends so when we get to this last section what I want you to do is watch Ken's hand and listen because when Ken moves his hand, the note he's playing continues to ring out. Have a listen. I've also decreased it by 50% speed. So there he's made a whole shift with his hand, but the bend continues

Yeah, so of course like that so What I'm saying is that I was saying is like Corey Feldman. Yeah, I can tell you looked like that He's just like mashing his fingers all around really fast to make it look like he's shredding a guitar So I just have one more video out of here Where he proves that this guy's not playing I just have one more video out of here where he proves that this guy's not playing guitar because this is another video that I was watching, Ken, where he's proving he can play the guitar. I was like, that doesn't look real either. And thank you to Phil from Wings of Pegasus for pointing this out.

When you're not honest in the first place, it's just going to snowball. So you're potentially going to have to start removing loads of videos if someone like me goes through it and can point out when stuff isn't actually There, we have this... And this is another thing about Ken's vibrato, you can hear... You know, it's quite wide all the time, sometimes he kind of goes into this... Which won't give you any kind of dramatic vibrato. But anyway, this... He kind of bends his finger and you can see quite clearly again, he's left the string but miraculously somehow with, I don't know, maybe a ghost is fretting the note. Hahaha!

Yeah, that's so obvious! The note's so flat he's moving, chipping his hand out. Even though at full speed you can still see that He's not on There's a bend so he's not playing this solo Well, this guy's a fucking phony I think this Guys a big fat phony right now. He's been figured out. That's hilarious This guy is selling these vocal lessons for all this money And he's just like I'm a hot shot guitarist, but I taught myself how to say he's like

I don't know if you can do any of these things now. He could definitely play guitar The way I'm watching his technique. He doesn't play guitar, but he's not playing the guitar How these videos where he's trying to prove he plays guitar? Yeah, it's late. It's laziness. It's a shortcut to making a video I'm just gonna play along with something I already played and do a bad job of it, but I'm not saying you can sing Maybe you're maybe you can play that but he's certainly not playing it there. We got to start doing that ice it up shells I'm always playing live. She's a lot of work. Yeah. Well, we've been talking about getting cardboard cutouts for a while. That's true. That is true. That is in the budget next year. Just get cardboard cutouts and do that. All right. I want to give you guys a quick update on one of our friends.

Tell me lies. Tell me lies. Tell me sweet little lies. I wish you weren't a liar. And I gotta tell ya, we need a new stinger for Steeltow. No offense to what you did there, Producer Chris. It's great. But it's not about the lies anymore. It's about the begging. Oh, okay. So we need a new stinger if anyone out there in Radioland is listening to us on this

Jocktober. We'd love to get a stinger for What about this? Steeltow. There's some change? Not bad. You're heading into the right workshop. Big news this week. Aaron admitted to playing strip twister with Nick Ricada. He was telling this story about how he was in a strip club and he was getting all sleepy.

Because vagina bores him or something. Alright, that's enough for me. I gotta head back. And so they're like, hey, do some coke. He's like, okay. They get back to their hotel, that's enough for me. I gotta get back. It's other like hey do some coke. He's like, okay They get back to their hotel. He's like getting sleepy guys like here do some good and then eventually they start playing strip twister

Which I don't know familiar guys are with playing strip twister. Yeah You want to offer any information Andy you want to offer any information sounds like a bad idea. There's more than one guy. That's a bad idea Yeah, yeah, the way that goes down. Yeah, there's no guys. It's great. Yeah one guy even better Okay, I'm listening yellow and balls and Suddenly I got a guys taint in my face. No, thanks. It's not fun. Oh Eric Zane is there with his pants down and it's in his bundle. Not fun at all.

Less you, more me. Oh, God. No, none of you. None of you, please. The other thing that happened this week to our boy Aaron Imholt of Steeltel is he did have a video taken down. Someone put in a notice to YouTube because he's got a sponsor on there.

It's like a gun shop and that's against their terms of service. And again, I said this on our little mini-show we did yesterday, but I'll say it again. I think that trying to get people in trouble with the platforms is lame. Don't do that. Let people be.

The platforms police their platforms enough as it is. We don't need tattletales going around and telling on people so guys if the show is gone we can't make fun of it right what are we trying to do yeah I mean what's the long-term thinking here oh I want to Aaron to lose his channel okay and then what oh I'll get someone else to lose their channel okay well fun fun existence you have going there but I did want to point out, I was going to read this and I'm like, I can't read this. Our friend Moody, the New Zealander, who I do this little piggy with, he put up a Reddit post that explains all of the rules of the goal.

And it is 12 paragraphs long. It's amazing. The rules of the goal. Are you guys familiar with all the rules of the goal? No. This is something Aaron has posted. No, Moody. No, I got you. Aaron's never posted it. Okay. Because it keeps changing and getting more and more convoluted. Oh, I see. So he's analyzing it. All the time. All right. In fact, he might get a new sponsor coming in. And so he said because of this new sponsor, he can lower the goal by a hundred dollars, one show a week, or maybe you just do one free show a month. And that, because he got a new sponsor, it's just like these

rules keep changing. And he's been saying like the morning show is four hours. He needs three 50. The afternoon show is two hours. He needs two 50. And then you get overtime if you hit the goal. But if you don't hit the goal, but if you're going within $50, you get overtime if you hit the goal. But if you don't hit the goal, but if you're going within $50, you get overtime on credit, which means he'll do overtime another 30 minutes.

But he begs for money during that in order to make up the money he hasn't gotten yet. It's just like this year's new kickoff rule. I don't get it. It is. It's as bad as the new kickoff rule. It's so stupid if it lands in front of the 20,

then it goes to the 40. But if it's at the end of the day, you lose 20 bucks. Yeah. It's crazy how this works. And he did this other thing now where if you can make the goal for the next show and then the afternoon joke and make up for the morning show, if they miss the goal, it's fucking nuts. So I'm watching the show this morning and seven minutes to go. That's a good time to check in on what's going on with steel. Tell I would, I would imagine. Let's see how things are going in steel toe land with seven minutes to go. Very plastic tips of our shoe strings at the moment. So please contribute chip into the show. I gotta pay these guys. And obviously, and I need more Trump impersonation says dive bar.

Mr. Beat says, I blame citizen M. Um, we want girls on trampolines says MSO. Yeah. So the question he put out there was what do I need to do in order to get more money coming in? Just tell me what you want me to do is crossing the cloud would say, just tell me what you want and I'll do it.

And so now he's reading the the suggestions that are coming in. A new thing that he's doing now is he's going, I gotta pay my guys. You like you like I mean you hate me but you like Johnny Crutches, right? You don't want him to starve, do you? Well,

we're 155 away right now guys and we've got we've got five and a half minutes to go and we've got no money coming in. This is a bad omen. This is bad news. These are pity donations today because we're over one 50 away with about five minutes to go. So we need your money. We need it to keep going. We need it to keep the show on the air. So please contribute to the program right now. Don't wait. We don't have time to wait.

We need everybody to throw in a little bit and knock this thing out. Honestly. I wish it'd be more clear. Yes. What does he want us to do? And when does he want us to do it? You know what's occurring to me right now

is I'm watching Johnny and I'm thinking, he never chimes in anyways, but it's particularly funny that he never chimes in during this part. It's great. He's just watching him sweat it out and kind of smiling a this part. It's great. He's just watching him sweat it out. It's kind of smiling a little bit. It's fantastic. If a lot of you are just throwing a

little bit, it helps a lot. If some of you could throw a lot, it would take a lot of the stress and pressure off. It is very. Alright, let me get this straight. So, if a lot of people gave a little money, cool. If a few people gave a

lot of money, cool. So, I guess what he's looking for is a lot of people gave a little Fuck that's kind of what he said yeah, I'm gonna pay my guys right and knock this thing out Honestly if a lot of you are just throwing a little bit it helps a lot if some of you could throw a lot It would take a lot of the press stress and pressure off. It is very stressful going into this part of the show sure 155 away Five minutes left and look at that posture Oh and look at that posture oh rally has started yet again please guys stream labs PayPal super chats rumble rants Venmo make make me feel like we've got a chance to even hit this today let's start getting in there I. I've spammed the chat, it's all there.

Rumble won't let me send anymore for a couple of minutes and there we go. Jesus Christ, he's posting so frequently. The Rumble's like, all right, you're in timeout. You're cut off. You're spamming. You don't have to go home. So this is the morning show? This is the morning. This morning, and they're 150 short Yes, means that he made $200 right for three hours of work for this is this is yeah, so

$50 an hour that's not bad Yeah, except he's got to pay Johnny Crutch is over here, so Well whatever Yeah, except he's got to pay Johnny Crutch's over here, so $50 to do it though. Well, whatever. Yeah, you don't see Johnny's name. $20 an hour. Yeah. So like $30 an hour for it. It's a failure to him, though, Andy.

You have to understand that. He's a failure to me, too. He's wearing his Lucky Eric Church shirt. I really thought he was going to hit it this time. Let's see what happens. Move away, guys. Let's do it. Let's do this.

Oh. You know. Oh. All right. Did you hear something Let's do it. Let's do this. I'll, you know. Oh, right. Did you hear something? Yeah. Hey, let's do this. Let's do this. All right.

Thanks, Johnny. I agree. Dynamite dropping. That broadcast at school really paid off. We, you know, it is, I've noticed, I've definitely noticed. It's taking longer and longer into shows except for like yesterday and except for other days, you know, where we've gone on With a bunch of exceptions

On really awesome Runs to make up for shit But there's been a lot more shows where I've been like I will bend the rules of overtime because I need the money and I need to keep our show going keep our guys staying here 150 away Zen man builds starting it off with five bucks. Like if you guys the rally has begun. Do you like that? He's bending the rules. These rules were all made up by you and it's like that Cartman episode where he gets the crack baby basketball

league. He's like this. I don't know what to tell you about the rules. The rules are the rules. You know what you're going to do but Aaron invents about the rules. The rules are the rules. You're not going to get it down. But Aaron invents all the rules and then has no problem changing the rules. If he wants to get more money, he's like, I'm supposed to go off the air right now, but I like being on the air cause that's how I get more money. And so this continues. Let's see how we see how he's doing. Where we can reasonably do overtime and keep asking

rusty grammar says more racism and antisemitism. Jesus. I don't know if I have it in me. I really don't know if I have that in us. How far before they start thinking we're serious and then we have a problem. 30 seconds guys. I believe in you guys. Well, maybe I get an extra half hour off today and I always look on the bright side. Yeah, very good So he's not hitting the goal if he hit the goal here within 50 of the goal You do another 30 minutes. He's nowhere near that but he did say, you know what if we get within 80? I'll change the rules and we'll do overtime. We get with it I'll say the ending show comes up big or maybe somebody comes up big in the last 30 seconds here

The ending show comes up big or maybe somebody comes up big in the last 30 seconds here It's not for lack of me saying stream labs PayPal I don't know probably need don't do it when you say that is not either you guys will give or you won't well It was an unsuccessful show today We didn't get there. We will try harder. I'll try harder tomorrow Try hard man build says what counts as low enough honestly if we got the 80 I'd do it today. We need the money Let's go last 10 seconds here 10 Six five

Three are you okay with this did you were you giving today fuck? Oh? God damn it producer Chris. Matt and I'll try really hard for you tonight Thank you Neil for another 30 bucks That gets us down to 80 For 80 away, I'm so excited You guys come up with that 80 in the next half hour. I really appreciate it. Yeah, let's go We got this I'd really appreciate it all right go on a rally knock out this last 80. I'll do a half hour Johnny you don't have to do the half hour if you got something to do or you don't want to I understand. I'm good No, Aaron. I'd really like to hear about this $80 for the next half hour

Let's find out what happens because uh spoiler, I've never seen a show end this way before. Oh. I've never seen him do this on the Steel Toe Morning Show. So now we're going into overtime, even though we're 80 away. It's supposed to be within 50, but he made a change to the rules today because he really needs that 80 bucks. He really wants that.

If he leaves the show, no one's going to give him money. So let's see what happens. Experienced debating then 60 year old Tim Walls who has been a congressman that she was I guess Dive bar with the dollar says yeah, really? I can't use that card So either give it to Johnny or rusty grammar. Oh, that's right dive bar told me to give it to somebody else. I'm sorry. I Forgot I'm a dipshit. I apologize for that. All right. And also Camel Girl with five bucks over on YouTube.

That puts us 50 bucks away from today. 50 bucks. You know what? I might be happy with wrapping it up there and just letting the evening show take care of the rest of it. What? I think they will tonight. I think the evening show will take care of us.

We don't need to put you guys through any more of my fucking wretched begging. You've probably gotten enough of it. No Text message coming in. Why doesn't walls advance fuck already? See like that's where I go like all the politicians in the media are the problem But then I listen to the people and they're like oh, it was a professional debate And they were really respectful well. They just suck each other's dicks. I just got a text message thumbs up alright cool What's your reading text message? I Just got a text do you want pot roast for dinner? Yeah, okay? Yeah? What are you doing coming over? It's another win look at how his arms are full of these

He's getting into defeat mode here. I've never seen this before. He's ten minutes in overtime The 50 bucks away and just like I don't know He's just maybe you know what? Maybe we don't deserve it You don't maybe maybe we don't deserve to have a nice civil debate between two guys who just, you know, get along, but they just simply disagree. All right guys, I'm going to wrap it up. I'm going to take off early. We're 50 bucks short. What do you do? Johnny's like, that's my show. Guys take care of it. I appreciate you guys for everything you've done today. I appreciate

your rallying as hard as you did. Thankfully, you thankfully, luckily last night, gray duckling came up big and knocked out tonight's goal early. So we're gonna do a movie watch along. Hopefully, oh, so this is interesting. This is a new thing he's doing. So they can knock out the nighttime goals in the morning goals are completely separate. So last night he overshot the night goal, which goes into the next night. So the Wednesday night goal. And if they've already hit the goal for Wednesday,

then they watch a movie instead of doing their show because there's the laziest man in the world. It's like, well, why don't you just do a show? Like if people are giving you money to do a show, now you're just going to watch a movie. Isn't that what you would be doing if you weren't doing a show? So why is that a treat? I gave you that money so that you would provide me with entertainment. Yeah, let me watch you watch Despicable me for whatever the fuck you're doing. It's ridiculous So that's what he's talking about where why is watching a movie is not begging for money

He's like maybe you guys can get the other 50 bucks going for me tonight, which I thought the rules were the night doesn't count towards the day, but I think that if it makes up the 50, he didn't get he's going to call it a W and keep the streak alive. That's what I think is going to happen for this. You're like dropping in 50 bucks during it. That would be great. I'll be here by myself tomorrow. We'll see if we can knock it out. Then Johnny will be on at two o'clock at just kidding LLC on YouTube, Twitch and Rumble. So go I'll see myself tomorrow. We'll see if we can knock it out then.

Johnny will be on at 2 o'clock at Just Kidding LLC on YouTube, Twitch, and Rumble. So, go check that out and we will talk to the rest of you tomorrow. Uh no, tonight. LLC, is that limited limbs capabilities? Oh, I hope so. With Matt and I.

Take it easy. Oh, that's it. He didn't hit the goal. It was a failure today. Went into over. I've never seen this before. Went into overtime, gave up in the beginning of overtime. Just said, fuck it. It's not going to happen. You know, the bills should do that more often. Seriously. Just like, don't come out for the second half.

Save some face. I actually had a brilliant idea. It's out of my, uh, my bike ride yesterday. And I was thinking thoughts in my head. And I went, I actually have the solution for steel toes. Whoa, I figured it out. He won't take this advice. But I really think he should. The Alex Jones model. Alex Jones ran into a thing where he had an audience, but he couldn't sell advertising. Because corporate America is just not into that

Alex Jones rhetoric so he said I'll just sell my own products so he white labeled a whole bunch of shit that the people who listen to his show will buy so if you're a prepper or if you want to use like you know whatever toothpaste that doesn't have chemicals in it or whatever. Mind controlling toothpaste. Yeah, right. Whatever kind of shit there is. So Aaron could do like his own energy drink.

He's always talking about Celsius and drinking Celsius. He could do his own coffee. He could do like all sorts of different things. Head butt pads. Head butt pads? Sparring gloves? I don't know but just label it steel toe because the

problem here is that people don't want to just keep giving you money every single day for nothing. Like they watch all these other shows who just do shows and they don't have to give money every day. Like I appreciate

people who support this show especially on our Patreon which is a great place to support the show and you get the bonus episodes and so we had to give back back. You get something in return in Aaron's world. You really get nothing. I know it's an extra 30 minutes or whatever, but it's like some people pay 20 towards it. Most people play zero towards it. Doesn't make any fucking sense. Everyone gets it. So it doesn't make any sense.

Why not give people something for the money that they give you like a product that they actually want or could use. So that's my white labeled steel-toed products and sell people that shit But he's also the laziest guy ever as you can tell he's just like tonight. We're gonna watch a movie Cool have fun with that. I won't be tuning it. He actually leaves during the movie Dude just turns up the TV and walks away. All right, we're gonna go sing karaoke in the garage. Yeah. All right. We'll see ya Thanks for turning this out for us. Don't forget to Venmo while I'm getting a beer. Right? Try and meet the goal while I'm gone. Speaking of people who are great at podcasting You know, it's no different than you know

Police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do So Tom Myers had a new episode drop last week and I'll play a couple jokes that he had in there. I think you guys will enjoy these I actually played this for Vinny the last episode just so I know it annoys him so much His first joke of the monologue. Mark Robinson, the Republican running for governor of North Carolina, was found to have commented on posts on a porn website. This is according to CNN. On one of these posts he proclaimed I'm a black Nazi in all caps.

All caps is the surefire way to reassure someone. Yes, I'm definitely racist. Why is all caps? What does that have anything to do with racism? It's the equivalent of yelling. Yeah. When you're typing in all caps. That was the problem with that messaging. That was the problem with the caps lock.

I could be racist without all caps. Oh yeah, it's way more fun that way. Alright, let's get into some RFK Jr. jokes and this one is a doozy. Olivia Newsy, the Washington correspondent for New York Magazine was placed on leave after it was revealed that she had sent explicit photographs of herself to former presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. It says something when the guy who cut off a dead whale's head and transported it on the roof of his car thinks

to himself, this is too fucking weird to talk about. Okay, let me break that down, please. Well, if you guys want to give any reactions first, do you understand anything that's going on there? So apparently this reporter sent nudes to RFK Jr. And Tom doesn't understand adult relationships in any single way. He's like, can you believe RFK Jr. wouldn't talk about this? He talks about all this crazy stuff. I didn't talk about this. Yeah, it's called being in a relationship with your wife.'s married to Cheryl Hines and when a nice lady sends you nudes you keep your mouth shut about that and Tom's just like what's wrong with this guy why would he talk about that yeah Tom would run around saying smell my finger yes I just

touched a photo on my phone smell my finger my finger. Cool. So he's a fucking idiot. Doesn't understand how any of this shit works. But let's get into some more RFK jokes. This might be one of his worst jokes ever. Of course, as you may have heard, Kennedy dropped out of the presidential race and endorsed Donald Trump. It's a shame for him, really. He was so looking forward to a debate with Trump and either Biden or Harris on a national stage. Of course, he will have to settle for a debate with the dead worm living in his head on a live rumble feed. I put that up there with

bong hit transplant. Like it's totally disconnected from anything. Makes no sense. I have to have a debate with the dead worm living in his head on rumble. His jokes need a half time so I could just process the first two quarters. Okay, so the setup was, RFK Junior was looking forward to being on the presidential debate stage with Trump and Harris,

but because he's now out of the race, he'll have to settle for a debate with the dead worm in his head, And the debate will be on rumble. Oh. Okay. Why is there a dead worm in his head? And how do you debate such a thing? But it would happen on rumble.

Okay. I'll give you that. I think that's the part he thought was funny. Get it guys? On rumble? Yeah. Okay. Let's, uh, oh, this one is good. He's, I don't know if the New York Times is going to recover from this one.

The threads account for the New York Times was mysteriously taken offline and then reactivated. Now that that's done, I can't wait until the New York Times decides to reactivate journalism. decides to reactivate journalism. Oh, take that, New York Times. Yeah, yeah, there's no journalism going on over there. Get him, Tommy. Very good.

Now, the last joke on here in this monologue, I'm going to say it. This is a good joke. I swear to God, I'm not even being facetious. This is a good joke. A 105 year old woman received her master's degree from Stanford University. I can't wait for her first job interview when the potential employer asks, where do you see yourself in five minutes? And on that cheerful and hopeful note on with the show not bad, okay

Not made that it did it made sense. He almost delivered it correctly almost I was very a little bit too long of a pause, but it was still shorter than most and yeah You remember what he was talking about by the time he got to the punch line It was a setup punch line that actually made sense. I was like wow who wrote this That that's for sure. So then he goes to the panel. He does his famous, what's going on this week? Which is the dumbest thing.

There's four other people and he goes, all right, everyone, what's going on? And this is the kind of reaction you're going to get. So what's everyone else been up to this week? I think Tom did while everyone's spiraling, Tom, while everyone's thinking about the end of that question, just remember the way Republicans think is who hasn't called themselves a black Nazi? Um, a little nervous laughter. What the fuck was that? Okay, so a couple things going out of that clip that I want to point out first off That woman who goes she's doom spiraling. What do you guys been up to this week? I've been doom spiraling Are you suicidal do you need help? Do you want to call someone you want to talk to someone?

Like that's a crazy thing to say can you leave that off my show if I ever talk to someone and I'm like What do you been up to and they're like I've been doom spiraling. I'm like, oh shit. Well, let's sit down. Let's talk about this. Like that's a, I don't know people who talk like that. These people like politics is not good for you. I will tell you this. I've said this many times. I used to be way more into politics when I was younger than I am now. I'm getting less and less interested in politics. It's so depressing. It's just not worth your time and energy. There's nothing you can do about it. Just fucking stop wasting your time with it.

If you wanna watch who are these broadcasters talking about the vice president's debate, go for it. That was very funny. Way to sell it. Easy, easy, very funny line today. It had me rolling. I was very impressed. But this is the problem with these people

is that they're like so Concerned and obsessed with the stuff. It's consuming them and it's not good. But all right, let's talk about what Jeff said there were again like Republicans are Nazis and they they love that just remember the way Republicans think is who hasn't called themselves a black nazi um The way Republicans think is who hasn't called themselves a black Nazi Get it, you know how Republicans are like Nazis and they call themselves Nazis. Yeah, right Good stuff Jeff pretty good. All right. This is an example of Tom being extremely awkward I was gonna mention something about so far in your monologue. I heard about a black Nazi and some sort of an ageist joke I'm not sure but I feel like I should get off this one. Well I want it to be I want it to be on the record I have never

referred to myself as a black Nazi I don't consider myself as a guys. Arquid. Fucking Jeff has to be like, no, no, guys, the point I'm trying to make is that Republicans declare themselves a Nazi. That's great. And Tom's joke where he's just like, I'm not a black Nazi because I'm not a Nazi. Okay. I hate this fucking shit. Tom is the last, he could be further from black people. It's like, if you want to say like, what's the opposite of black people?

Like, oh, Tom Myers. Like, oh yeah, sounds about right. Okay. I have one more clip out here then we'll move on with our lives, I promise you. I was reading- Oh, this is depressing. Listen to what this woman's been reading about

on the internet. I was reading an article on how to avoid falling for a bot on like online dating websites. And what you're supposed to do is ask a double negative question if you think you're dealing with an AI bot because they can't handle it. That's funny. She was reading about how to avoid falling for a bot on dating sites.

So she obviously looked up tips about it. Well, my, yes, I guarantee she gets no bites on dating sites no pots Yeah, so what something does come in she's like wait a second. This is a real person. It's that it's it's definitely not They're like I'm going on a date with you. You just give me your credit card number and Chad you one of those bots let's get to know each other. What's your mom's maiden name? What street did you grow up on? Speaking of Chad, I saw him backstage a minute ago

Is Chad still here to hang out with us to come on the show? I sent him the link today I thought it'd be cool to involve the Z man. He's been making the rounds with us on the show I know he's he's calling into all the shows. He wants to be on all the shows. So there he is. Hey, what is happening? Z man, how you doing buddy? Oh, John's here. Hey, what's up John? Oh, the Z man's here. We only got room for one of you. So oh, all right. All right. Oh, no. Porn found me. Damn it. You got me good with that one. All right. You can get rid of those now. Sorry, Cardiff. I didn't mean to put you on the spot. Let's go now, Cardiff. Hello. Hello. How you doing, buddy? Good. How are you? I'm doing fantastic. You got here just in time. I know.

Because I wanted to talk about- Because Tom's done. Yes. Right. Because I wanted to talk about J'm done. Yeah So I wanted to talk about Juggalos entering into the dabble verse Mm-hmm. This is big news now Shuli on the Shuli Network last week was doing these raids Where they would get all people who watching their show and they get them to go over to another live stream it didn't have a lot of people viewing it and You know, it's very exciting for these people usually have like four people watching them

Yeah, it's fun to watch that it is it's kind of the it's a very twitch thing like gamers are all into that the race Yes, I remember when there was this one group of people who tell you to show me your microwave And I remember Maddox like Rattigrats is my career exactly I was gonna Have the Maddox right yep,igrads. That's exactly what I was gonna say that have the Maddox, right? Yeah so this kind of thing happens and this is Shulie and I think Mike Morse rating a jugalose Podcast so I've heard you've never seen them both of us in one place together Never

Clip that I've kind of heard of these people. I heard of them through telling Steve Dave any y'all trolls watch telling Steve Dave or listen to nice the juggalos enjoy tell them Steve Dave when they got that's pretty cool full circle I love it it's great Julie network much loved Jimmy the hair guy see here's the thing people are gonna be like, these are troll. Well, Frank you. I don't know, man. I love this shit, bro. It's kind of unexpected and fun. It's, it's more fun than what we were going to talk about.

He railed an actual very, so they have 70 people watching them live and they're blown away by that. So like, what the fuck is going on right now? And check out how overwhelmed they get with what's happening to them because people are donating to their charity. I don't know. Okay guys, somebody said.

I am so fucking overwhelmed with everything that is going on right now. I don't know. You hit the goal with 843. Holy shit. $843. I should have done that bowl. Are you guys on the donation thing right now?

I am not. No, I'm just staring at Chad. I love these guys. They're like, we're not going to check. We're just going to guess. Okay. It's at $905, Doug. Watch out.

I'm excited. We got to gutter B as there. He can't believe it's $905. Nice. It's what? $905. How great is this? Yep. This is the best thing ever, right? Yeah. Ever. Did you say $5? I don't count that Oh Man that's some shit. Oh surely. Oh And come on you guys I'm gonna cry in front of 100 people right now. This is life changing. Full screen. Full screen. I wanna see tears.

You'd think Ed McMahon was there with a giant check or something. To date a reference. Cardiff is what I'm talking about. You remember the 90's? Did I even the 90's? I guess it was. That's fucking dope. Give me a second.

These guys had all their dreams come true in one moment. Yeah. They got an audience. They got money. It's crazy right here. And wait till you find out what we're raising money for. Cause this one kind of threw me for a loop. I wasn't ready for this. Remember these are jugalows. They're doing an insane clown posse show trying to keep a fago. Yeah. I would imagine Faygo and crystal meth, right? Okay. That's really this big man on YouTube right now. Hold on. Yo, this means a lot everybody for real. Like we, we did, we did, we've been doing streams for, uh, like for last couple of weeks, trying to raise money for this, uh,

American foundation for suicide prevention. And this is just, this is something that means a lot to all of us. This is, uh, this is some shit. Check this means a lot to all of us. This is uh, This is some shit check this out. This takes a weird turn right here So their suicide prevention is what they're raising money for watch what gutter B just picked up and brings over to the Exactly why I raise money for the AFSP. Um, this was my mom She committed suicide in 2010. Jesus Christ. Here's Julian. Michael just tried to have some

fun. Okay, we'll read this guy's thing. And this guy's like, here's my mom. What the fuck? And then he goes on to talk about how he started doing math after that. It was a math science. Holy shit. We should reach out to the broad from the top Meyer show Yeah, right Cloud over his head Find these people so John Tronbley sent me this so these guys go on and do a show You know after this happened, and now they're like devil verse people because it's happening. I think that's gonna be there

They're like train wreck. You know Lisa. Oh, I supposed to check it out that I heard that it was a very funny episode on Monday Because JJ wasn't there at least it was pissed. I caught a little bit. Did you I was gonna check it out But anyway, so John sent this to me, so this is um Gunner be and not so cash coming in on an episode after this happened to them. Whoop whoop. What up? What up, Juggalo homies? What up, TSN? What up, my TSN family? I hope you guys are doing fucking fantastic. It's fucking Friday. fucking friday friday gotta get this would be like if i was you know the first time i did anthony cumia's show was like 2018 if i came on the show the next day i'm just like what's up compound media what's happening here after every person who saw me out there is not watching this show right huh is that how that works oh no definitely not get down on friday yeah i'm sorry what up derri elriel? What up, Kenneth? What up,

Tiger Lily? Oh God run. Do not explore the DV once entered. You can never get out, save yourselves. Well, I think we're going to have a little bit of a fun dive into the dabble verse today. It's not going to be an extensive one. I think this might be, well, this is definitely going to be a couple parts series I'm very excited to see where this goes and where this takes us ever since entering the dabble verse things in my life have been a Little bit brighter. Yes a little bit seems a little bit rich

My my eyes are going a little bit better We got JJ Hero a hey cash press of your fan club you got we got the discount Zen fan club going on already Your own patreon, but your only fans I'm gonna plug it one day Yes, trust me on that once you enter the dabble verse you cannot leave well I I'm prepared for you can you can't find me on foot finder or under those piggies are fine, okay? Yes, gonna be wears Stream fuck you guys. I live in my house. I, dude.

I got the Adidas on today. Show off. You want to see, you guys want to see something crazy? Absolutely fucking insane for some people. Yeah. Well, you, you froze up there for a second fucking Podcasts where I sleep I literally sleep right there. Oh, you're just like John by the way for those who don't know there was somebody murdered Literally right where a podcast at right?

also like So I don't know if things are really gonna go on the up-and-up for these guys a little word for them But I guess the rest of the two and a half hours is really boring so I didn't want to watch Any more of that there was an episode where they think they watched she chitters since documentary that was pretty okay That's good. That's how you get into the devil wars right there. It's a great way to get introduced speaking of super boring I tuned into centering John show yesterday and What an amazing way to start an episode for John one of the greatest green screen fails. Yeah Everybody knows that

How does he do this how does he not know so people are listening? All you see is the green screen doesn't have the background there, and it's not centered It's not in frame. Yeah, and what he came out to him. That's what he noticed and he goes. Oh shit look at his face But I know watch yeah, he immediate his first instinct is to go back and adjust the screen Something wrong with the screen. Yes. That'll fix it. There's something wrong with the screen behind him. He has no idea how this works. He thinks the Duke is behind him in real life.

Yeah. He's lost it. He has lost his mind. Try plugging in. Hey, my queen's winning. Oh my gosh, here's a new drinking game every time he sticks his finger in his ear. I see it so many fucking times Hey my Queen's Queen is on look at that look at that Yeah, this won't take long I'm sure what do I want to use you Cocaine

Hmm what's going on today back? I have a green screen. Okay, check some reason There we go Look at that back to normal isn't that beautiful Isn't it fun when things work Sure is John more fun when they don't for you. I'm looking forward to the day that happens for you Let's see whatever you do. Don't take that one where it's just a green screen and start putting whatever you want behind John That is a perfect opportunity Let me get his finger in his ear to everybody wants to blow that up

But what wants to use this? Have some fun with that yeah, yeah security guard provide many services here at the hold on wait All right, we're having a contest I love the way This episode started off. It is fascinating. There's a lot going on a lot to unpack here He's chugging out of a song solo cup Love that lemonade First up here who's drinking lemonade out of a solo cup? It's weird, right?

Somebody that ran out of clean dishes. I don't think he owns dishes. He's talked about this too. He bought a very similar house to mine. So I know what this house is like. It came with a dishwasher. But he doesn't use his dishwasher because he doesn't want to rinse the stuff and then put it in dishwasher

He feels like he's cleaning it twice. He does that he said this he said this on his show It's how fucking stupid. He is fucking lazy piece of shit. He's as lazy as possible I'm guessing he can't afford the pods and he doesn't know how to use a dishwasher I bet he's not a user. That's probably he probably tried to use it once well this thing sucks By its solo cups of paper plates. That's crazy. His child. Interesting whip smacking Gary. And Sandy, are you listening to this?

Back to back. Love that lemonade. Shut up. The pubes stuck to his. Interesting day today. I'm an aide. Ugh. Shut up. The pubes stuck to his mic. Interesting day today. Got pulled over. Ha ha ha.

You know, I knew it, cause they have like, in Cape Coral they have these four way stop signs. Okay, this is great. This, this had me rolling. So there's this place called Cape Coral. I've been there, you haven't, but I'll have'll explain it to you

Oh, we've been there's four-way stop signs. It's crazy So you come to an intersection and all of the cars have to stop. That's what a four-way Stop sign at the same time. Yeah, it's crazy how this works So John's new to Cape Coral. He's still trying to figure this thing out this four-way So John's new to Cape Coral, he's still trying to figure this thing out, this four-way. I can't believe he's fucking saying this. I'm OCD so I can't deal with a number four. In Cape Coral they have... But I assume if they have a stop sign I'll just keep going because they should stop,

right? I'm a celebrity. There's four-way stop signs, right? So no, and nobody knows who gets to the stop sign first or the second. Like nobody knows. So yeah, yeah, it's not that complicated. It's the person on the right who has the right of way. Sometimes it's close. Yeah, sometimes it's close, but the person on the right has the right of way.

If you don't stop at the same time, the other person came first, or the other person gets to go. I've never gave this for Give him a little signal Driving Instruction you learn this on day one John, you know, sometimes I get a little braggadocious out here I I always think back on guy I shouldn't have said that but you guys have both written with me in cave coral when I'm driving around These these intersections. I pulled up pretty good, don't I?

Boy, you're pointed pretty good. Did he? Stop it and then go it again what I'm supposed to cause I'm gonna brag. He definitely waited your turn. Yep It's pretty impressive first or the second is like nobody knows. Yeah. Oh, it's like a fucking potpourri. It's it's potpourri. It's like whatever wants it Do you want to get the Kmart you gotta want it Hungry one gets the He'd be a good coach Yeah. Jesus Christ.

He'd be a good coach. To make a right. Oh, let me back this up because this story I don't even understand. I want you guys all to listen. I'm just going to play and explain to me what he's saying here because I cannot figure it out. I got this. All right.

I'm about to make a right and somebody is already crossing the road blocking the person, the lane that's gonna be coming out. I don't have the same one. So I make the right. And of course the person that was being blocked that I guess felt I dissed him happened to be an undercover cop. And then I'm. Okay, so what's he talking about?

I don't know. I'm assuming, so what's he talking about? I don't know. I'm assuming, let's say that you're looking straight across and it's their turn on the opposite side. They're gonna make a left. They're coming straight at you and you go to turn right and the undercover cop is over here. Then you're blocked.

That should have gone. Yeah. I got my mom to block him. Are you really trying to figure this out? I don't give a fuck. I Did give you an assignment why why is an undercover cop taking care of this I can't believe these undercover cops in Cape Coral On Johnson got out of the car behind him yeah right probably all right Kurt do you understand what he's saying here I think so I think it was it was probably like one of those it's not just a four like it's a it's a

two lanes each direction correct kind of far away correct so he probably made a like he the guy in the beside him was starting to go straight like it was his right away and he probably just showed up and figured he could make that right turn Okay, like kind of sneak to in at one because the next guy won't be able to get through the intersection I think what he's saying you the interlain was blocked like he was trying to sneak through Okay in front of somebody so but there's an but there's an undercover cop who wanted to go there And so now he's tailing and let's see what happens. No, that's who he cut off off He's saying yeah, how could you cut? I don't know you cut someone off, but okay It doesn't make any sense, but okay

Then I'm going down this road, and I don't know what the speed limit. I haven't got used all these speed limits This is insane to me. It's still America. You know like convert the Talking about a big period of acclimation. No it's not The first time I went there. I'm like oh oh, it's 45 years 55 there. Okay, God 60. Yeah Maybe 35 anyway, I got a little bit It doesn't give me any speed speeding ticket Because I'm already doing some charity work for the police here So wait, did John just explain that he literally

talked his way out of it? Uh, if I wouldn't get a strike, I would play the song right now, but I know John would strike me. No, I think in his head, uh, because he's agreed to do this, whatever this event is with the local police, all the police in Cape Coral are a buzz. Well, John Melendez is doing like he thinks he's famous with the police. That's why he got off. How funny is that? Yeah.

Listen to this again. So he's doing charity work. So of course he's not going to get a ticket. It's John Melendez, the only celebrity we have in Cape Coral. Then I'm going down this road and I don't know what the speed limit. I haven't got used to all these speed limits. Anyway, the guy pulls me over. He doesn't give me any speeding ticket

because I'm already doing some charity work for the police here. I think he means community service. Oh, that's a good point. I watched that guy's car this morning. So of course he's not going to give me a ticket. Oh, John, what's up, man? Thanks for waxing my car today.

I appreciate it. It looks great. Now listen to how convoluted this gets. This is insane. But and he didn't know that he was a fucking it was a fucking douche man. So that doesn't make any sense. He goes I'm doing charity work. I didn't get a ticket. This guy didn't even know I'm doing charity work for him. He's a douchebag. Then why didn't you get a ticket? Then why is he a douchebag? If he let... He had the balls. He dared stop him.

Yeah. Well, right. Do you know who I am? Do you know who I am? Turns into Reese Witherspoon. Do you know that I'm going to be a celebrity bartender at the policeman's ball? No chili for you. But, and he didn't know that he was a fucking he was a fucking his fingers just in his ear drink Douche man, he's an ex-military. I mean he was fucking strict as fuck That's a douche for his like

Yeah, the military Saving our asses. Yeah, where'd you a cool cop? You know why I'm pulling you over? I have no idea Turns out my registration Is up so wait he ran stop sign was speeding but he got pulled over because his registration like why'd I just say that? John why did you tell us all the other details? Please no contest Cuz I didn't renew it in LA cuz I knew I was gonna be in LA anymore Because I didn't renew it in LA cuz I knew I was gonna be in LA anymore

This is like when he was selling his mansion he stopped paying the mortgage because he was selling it He's like well. I'm selling it so why do I have to keep paying the mortgage cuz you still own it Why should I get my registration job gonna leave LA cuz it's up That's why Jesus Christ this guy and let's not forget. He's been to the DMV twice since Florida You're right. You talk about that. Opportunities to do this. You can do it by mail. Got to go and renew it here in Florida. It's going to cost money though. So that's not great, but okay. Let's see. Maybe there's another hurdle before we can renew his registration. Let's find out.

So it's not gonna, the ticket will be washed away as soon as I show them proof of registration. The problem is, didn't he say he didn't get a ticket? He did say that. So he did get a ticket. Sounds that way. But it's just for registration. A conditional ticket if you provide proof that you got your car registered they throw it out. Right. No, I understand, but it's technically No, but it's not a criminal traffic ticket. It's right now administrative traffic It's a line. It's something you exert on Assholes that don't do what they're supposed to do

Yes, why don't you just do the right thing and get your car? Registered yeah, or else you have to spend money Be a fucking adult, John. I Get my title Problem is where is my title? I? Don't know Because when you drive across country It's hard to remember where everything was put

Now I'm pretty sure Vegas beer sales Jerry might have it. What? He's supposed to mail me some shit, but I keep calling him and he doesn't answer. Okay, this is insane. Have you ever driven a long road trip and lost the title to your car? No, you're not supposed to keep it in your car.

Yeah. I'm just saying, like, this is the dumbest thing ever. It could be in Vegas, it could be in Phoenix, it could be in Colorado. Well, Carl, remember when he was packing? It's not like he had this nice file box for all his important papers. He left, he just dumped drawers into boxes and threw them in the Mercedes. And remember his buddy wouldn't help him. He couldn't get any of his buddies to come and help him move. He calling everyone at 6 a.m. Like we come out we move though. Just like no, of course not. I've to go to work chat

But this is crazy that he goes. I don't have the title to my car because I just drove cross-country Okay. Yeah, and then it gets crazier. I think Vegas beer sells Jerry has it Hey, can you hold on this for me? That's not Florida's problem John Vegas beer sells Jerry has it hey can you hold on this for me? That's not Florida's problem John How is that even possible? And I love that he says but he's not returning my calls anymore one of his few friends in the world Is that he returning his calls anymore? And this is a weird way to communicate with your friends if I ever do this He's supposed to mail me some shit, but I keep calling him he doesn't answer you know this story by the way let's see play this clip and then we could talk about it yeah okay

Okay. Oh, he's perplexed. Doesn't know what's going on. Wait, I thought I hit a pause for a second there. Yeah. But anyway, I digress. So now I, so Vegas Beer sells Jerry, if you're watching, call me back. I told you I'll send you the money, I just want to know that you're going to mail this shit.

Is that amazing? You call someone, you text them and you're like, maybe if I tell them on my show to call me back, they'll call me back. What is the story here? Cardiff, what's going on? I still don't understand it, but John explained it. He drove from California to Vegas with his Mercedes packed full of stuff. Yes. Got to, you know, Vegas to yell at Melton's house. Sure. And in that time, I guess the only thing I can, I can figure out is he probably needed room in his car, maybe for Vegas beer sales, Jerry, that he had to take stuff out of his car. But like he just said, he, I needed to make room in my car. So he took some stuff out and left it at Jerry's house and then never took it

with him the rest of the trip. Hold on, hold on. I remember the video of John driving to Melton's house. I think John was sitting in the passenger side. I think Jerry was the one driving him to Mount South cause why would Jerry get into John's car? There's cat shit on the seat. His cats were shitting on the seats and pissing over the car. You think hey, do you want to ride with me?

I think not I'll drive Johnny But that's an interesting theory though that he had a post out of the car, okay, throw this in your house for now then Yeah, it was a bunch of stuff all his important papers Yeah, it's like a stuff. Yeah, it was a bunch of stuff all his important papers Sighs and why your diplomas in there? That's so weird. Why would you leave that shit in Vegas? Oh? I gotta go just mail it to me right what's that John wildly convenient to take it with you now. What do you mean? His car gets impounded In court your honor its biggest beer sales Jerry's fault, and he's not calling me back

I told him about my shoulder copy back. He's still not I respect case And the legend hasn't given me any super chance in a while dirty deed doesn't give me super chance Cause we confirmed my kids We get all paranoid John is look So of course I went to the gym. Uh... Uh oh, he's getting distracted again. This is right at the top of the show too. Yeah.

People are telling me Clay Dabler is about to turn on me. Wow. Wow, Clay Dabler's turning to turn on me. Wow. Wow, Clay Dabler's turning. He's Googling right now, Clay Dabler turning on the dude. Is this the turn? Drake, fingers in the air. He's just sitting here.

He's just sitting there reading. I love that we get to watch him do his admin stuff while I'm on his show. It's great. If you imagine my dad, a whole section of me just emailing people back. All right, guys, I'm going to start sending some notes out to people. Today's the show I'm going to get my car registered. Yeah, hold on, guys. I'm going to shop on Amazon and get my car registration updated.

I'll be back with you, but keep those super chats coming But that's what everybody's saying now and you know, look I don't it doesn't matter Oh, it looks like it doesn't matter that one of his only two friends. It's just clay and Rob now Yeah, also I just picture Clay's phone died or someone clay's watching he's like, oh, I thought it mattered That's a great point it doesn't matter if he's not my friend anymore. Oh, why I'm still your friend. What the fuck What do you mean? Yeah, doesn't matter, you know if someone's gonna turn on me turn on me. I'm sorry But the interview where he had the guest could come on, couldn't come on. Yes.

And it was like he's yelling at Clay, scolding him, and he couldn't come back fast enough when he demanded he comes back, and he gets the slightest irritation with him. He treats Clay Daniel like shit. He loves to shoot on him. Oh yeah. He's beaten them both up a lot.

John needs to be, it's very Kevin Brennan-esque, and by the way, props to you on MLC. I hope you saw my wrap up of that that I did yesterday. Yes, thank you. You were fantastic. But it's very Kevin- I hope to be back. He's my friend.

Okay, it's very Kevin Brennan-esque. That you need to have people around you that you feel superior to and that you can talk down to on your show. And it's so funny, they're like, Carl just has people on who agree with him. I was like, yeah, like we all are like minded that we were friendly with each other. I don't know. I think I think he thinks this is how Howard treated people.

Yes. Yes. He wants what he feels. I guess it is. That's what he thinks it was. Oh, yeah, you're right. He's doing the Howard thing. I mean, they're going to turn on me. I'm so used to it. I mean, my back is so used to all the stabs in the back. Oh, I thought he was gonna say from carrying people.

I know, I thought too, that's what you say. My back is sore from the stabs. My back is used to the stabs. That's amazing. I know, isn't that great? Oh, that's a keeper. I love it. I mean, you got fucking the a keeper. I love it. I mean you got fucking

The opener doing a show right now. Oh, he's talking about the z-man chad z-mark and I was calling him the opener That's a lot better than chadley. I have to say the opener is funnier I'll give him that Fucking you know stabbing me, you know It's just it's non-stop. Oh someone wrote into me with a really good theory so, you know how John's trying to be friends with Chad and every time he watches Chad and Chad's goofing out guys like what the fuck? I'm not talking about him. I thought why why is this going on and I was commenting I'm like Josh is looking for some type of friendship or an alliance or something. So he's looking to Chad

The real reason is they both live in Florida and John needs friends. And Chad likes to go out and drink beers. So John's sitting there going, hey, can we just make up so that we can meet at CV Tomatoes and have a few pints? What's going on here? And Chad to his credit,

well, that's nothing to do with that. Yeah, that's saying something, man. John, listen to that Cheds also a lonely man, and even he's like yeah being lonely sounds bad as being friends with John Yeah, I could meet up with them and stab him Yeah, card real quick. I want to talk to you about your MLC appearance Yeah, I loved your award-winning. I loved your joke about Neil Brennan. That was fantastic I don't know if you saw my analysis of a statement. I did I did I watched it was great because the two

You know Stevie Liu and sorcerer on there going. Well, and then as soon as Kevin went Kicked off I have nothing to lose at that point I got to see where I can where the line is But I think Kevin enjoyed someone actually pushing back on him a little bit Like somebody with a little bit of a spine to talk to because he hasn't had any change Yeah, do you change things up on that show for a little bit now? This is the question I have for you, and I have not seen has Chad been back on MLC since then Yeah, that Chet pissed? No, he wrote it off immediately.

Kevin was just drunk. And then that's the line that Kevin took as well. Like, they're both like, yeah, yeah, I was drunk. I was drunk. That's why. He didn't know what he was doing. Kevin wasn't even drinking. Mm-hmm.

Didn't seem drunk to me. Yeah, it didn't seem drunk to me at all. I know it was after midnight on Saturday night, but... Huh. So that's the move now? Just like, I know I never said I have the potato out ever again, but I was drunk. I'm, I'm the, I'm the, I'm the two and a half at the bar that he doesn't want to admit he's right. That's like, that's like Rob saw when we called him out for what he was saying

about his family. He's just like, Oh, I was on pills back then and alcohol. Like what are you going to do? It was like that just excuses shitty behavior. Okay, cool. You're saying it now, you know Right. I guess I'm KB's rock bottom He could do worse potato He could do worse Yeah ski mask out again. I'm kidding ski masks. Stop tricking yourself to death. We love you All right cardiff came with a game. You know, that means we gotta bring Review girl annie

Onto the shows and more people. It's my stuff working today. It is what's going on annie Good good to hear. I'm i'm great. Thanks for asking. Awesome. Glad to hear that. You guys haven't won in a while. So you're Tell me about it. I'm stressing out. Oh, I gotta win this game. I got a pocket damn lure been a while. So you're tell me about it. I'm stressing out. I gotta win this game. I gotta poke a dabbler. She just be air nipple all day long. How awful that would be. ****

suck. So, let's finish it up in the next five minutes. Alright, yeah. So, let's finish it up for the next five minutes. All right, yeah. Let's finish it up in the next five minutes, guys. It's time for everyone's favorite game show, which I believe we're gonna hear in just a moment. It's time for everyone's favorite new game show. Is the FKB newer? I just not noticed that before.

The what? The FKB and your background, is that new? That's not what that is, is it? Where's FKB after zone? Oh, really? Someone made that for you. Someone made that for me. You never realized it's an FKB. I tried, I did, but I just, I forgot that it was there. It just became the trademark.

That's hilarious. Get used to these things. That's funny. Are you ready to play? To poke a dabbler? Advocating for people who have to ride the bus all the time going, this is garbage. Like he's just an asshole.

Yeah. I gotta ask you, every once in a while, there's like a clicking sound. Are you hearing it? There's a. Yeah, as you're talking, it's like. I am not. All right.

I'm not quite sure what the, like I said, the internet here is not the most reliable thing right where I am at this moment. Where are you right now? I'm in LA, but I'm at the house, I'm in our studio at the house and every time I leave for more than four days, no one updates the drivers on any of the computers.

So luckily I have my laptop or I wouldn't have been able to get online at all. So it's like, I have some, before my show today, and then I'm doing a show tonight at the federal in NoHo, that's a charity for a fundraiser for the kindness of strangers, which used to be this coffee house that existed.

We used to go there, it was the best open mic in Los Angeles. And it went under because the couple that ran it lost their place and during COVID it all fell apart. So we're trying to raise money for them to get back on their feet and try and start it again. So hopefully we'll do that. But anyway, so I flew in to do that tonight and then I go back right away in the morning.

Yeah, crime is the show tonight in case anybody wants to go. 730 at the Federal in North Hollywood. In NoHo. Is that close to HaHa? It's not far. I mean, it's about, you know, three quarters of a mile, something like that. Yeah, it's on Lancashire, not far. Yeah, yeah. The federal is a class place.

You've been to the federal. You have to have been. Yeah, I think I've seen it. What did John say next? Here are your choices. Number one, I think I've been there. B, do you want me to do 10 minutes? Next, I headlined at haha.

Four, who books that place? And lastly, I would come, but I'm busy tonight to poke a dablin. I don't normally do this, but I can't imagine it's lastly. So I'm gonna go, this is probably a trap. Carter's very good at this game. I'm gonna go with next. I have headlined it ha ha, because why else would John bring up, is that close to ha ha,

he wants to tell a story and brag about something. Big times, hells part trucker, Andy What do you think? For All right, and Annie I Want him to ask if he's if he wants to do ten minutes. Yeah, I like that too. That's very funny producer Chris and next

Okay Very funny. Uh, producer Chris and next. Okay. Yeah. I think I've seen it. I think I've been there actually. Yeah. The first or second nerd, hailing gig ever. We all lose. Yes. Again, and then my band zero one has played there several times, but it's a, it's a cool place. It's a good venue. So how I got to ask you, it's like, cause look, even this freaking loon who keeps texting me, uh, beg back better.

Biden Harris lower your expect, uh, expectations. And then he has a guy kneeling to an OPEC guy and going, come on man. And it's Biden. I need your oil because I'm shutting down our pipelines. How, I mean, everyone's blaming Biden for gas prices. Can you please school everybody on what's going on right now and why gas prices are so high. Sure. As soon as I'm done with my plug.

That is a perfect example of what Hale complained about where Hale goes, I don't want to do that guy's show. I have to do all of the work on that show. And that's a perfect example. John goes, I saw this thing that says that the guy we like isn't very good. Can you please explain why that's wrong? He read a tweet, described the meme and said, now you go. Right now. Tell me why that's wrong. He read a tweet described the meme and said now you go Right now tell me why that's all stupid Sure, that was the genesis of that clip. I'm glad it that's you held on through it. Yes That's all for this time come back next time to find out if you are man enough to poke a

Dabler your mustache is getting out of control card if you got a trim that shit Tune into subreddit surfing tonight exclusively on the subreddit surfing rumble channel for Flat Earth Don't you dare miss it? Sit Eugene sit good dog. I was gonna dare but he told me how flat is it yeah definitely that'll be a fun one separate surfing with Cardiff and another guy. Two big guests from the Flat Earth community, Mark Sargent and one of the Paranormies. Awesome.

Yes. Well, that's exciting. Mark Sargent is the king of the Flat Earth Army. Looking forward to that. That's gonna be a lot of fun. Guys, what have we done today? Too much. If you ask me, mojo in the morning,

kick it off, Jocktober. Another Jocktober season is upon us. We had Planet Mikey making a comeback for Cringe of the Week. Ken Tamplin cooking with what's his nuts? Jack. Cooking with Jack. Checked it out. The Steel Toe Morning Show.

We need a new stinger about him begging for the gold. the for everyone's favorite part of the show. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. The teaser. Producer Chris, what's going on? What happened? You said the title of his car is in Vegas. Maybe he bet his car. Oh shit! That's a great point! Lost and then drove

as much as he could. He had to escape. He had to escape Vegas like, hey that's my car! As a... Oh Wow dude, where's my car? Coral any wins. Oh my god. No, dude. Where's my car registration somebody make? registration. Somebody make the post. You have the green screen. Yeah. Get on that. You talented artists. Yes. Very

good. Alright. So, this is the part of the show we play. Come from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of Who Are These Podcasts? Uh I'm excited for this one guys. I can't believe we haven't covered this yet. I was actually surprised. I was looking through the archives. I figured that we had already.

Good morning USA. Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, yo Charlamagne is running a little late and it's Tuesday! How you feeling Laura?

I feel good. Don't say nothing. I want to see his reaction in real time. I'm not gonna say nothing. I'm not gonna say nothing. I want to see his reaction in real time. How was your day yesterday? My day was great.

It was good? Yeah, I went home. I was, you know, chilling around the house. My cousin came up. Hello cousin. She's here today. This is the Breakfast Club. That's right.

The show hosted by Charlamagne the God. And I can't believe we haven't looked at this yet. We're gonna be checking that out. It was a suggestion in the Discord. Multiple people told us to check this out. And very excited to say that joining me on the show will be Doug from Who's Right in Kaia. The return of those two guys talking about

the Breakfast Club, Charlemagne the God. Looking forward to that. Andy, I'm very excited about this summer at a surfing episode about Flat Earth, but I'm even more excited about the All Apologies podcast. Wow, thank you for saying that. We just did Diddy Part 2. Okay, what does he have to apologize for? Part 2 of 77. Yes I I have been saying I've been waiting for a story like this. I know I'm pretty sure there will be a third

Yeah, so 14 page Yeah, the 14 page Sorry god Yeah, the 14 page Start over Apologies podcast all apologies podcast calm subscribe wherever you listen to podcasts and support our friends Joey six pack and trucker Andy if you could and Andy everything coming up Yeah, probably tomorrow my video is gonna be coming out

I made a tutorial teaching people how to use OBS and stream yard together plus some other programs if you stick around and watch The whole video it's a pretty long. So, you know, it's gonna be pretty wordy. So at the end of the month We're also doing a couple video game review podcasts on what's this game on YouTube. Awesome. Don't say it's gonna be a log and wordy. It's gonna be informative. It is. It's informative. People need to know. Thank you. Teach me how to sell it. Right. Yeah. It's gonna be long and informative. She's making it for me. So give it a must part. Yes. Yeah, I know. Card, if you get in on the

super tip system, it's gonna get sued out into oblivion soon. Very soon. Very soon. I just just gotta again. I gotta figure out just putting a show on at this point making everything work with all this new stuff It's ridiculous. Yes, you will get to give me money on super tip soon. Yeah Alright subber to surfing Please join us again next time. It might be the other where we find out once and for all who are these podcasts. Sleep long, everypony. Partying in the mush pits of morning radio. And now this show is over now.

Okay. Great show. Good job, everybody. Great job, everyone. I don't remember where that's from anymore. It's so old. Yeah, I don't know. Annie, do we have any new reviews that you could read for us?

Yeah, do you want one or two? I want two. All right. So, uh, the first one comes in from S. Pacman on September 18th, surprised by the one or two stars. I stumbled upon this podcast and I'm so glad that I did. I was surprised by the low ratings and comment because I find this so funny and I appreciate their commentary

And they saved me from wasting my time by listening to so many of the terrible podcasts that are out there Keep up the great work. That's a one-star review All right, that's awesome. We had someone found the and enjoys it. And we're actually living up to our slogan. What's our slogan again? Everyone says, you don't have to? Yeah, that's right. We are, very good. All right, what else you got, Annie?

The second one comes from I Wish I Could Fish on September 19th. The show is very triggering. I can't believe how these straight white men make fun of people who are clearly mentally retarded. I just wish Carl would give me one little kiss. That sounds like a five star review. That's funny.

Yeah, that was five stars. Very good. All right, let's check in to see what the listeners are saying on our voicemail line, whoarethese.com. You can find our phone number and you can also can call into the show and then hear your voice on this show. Whoa. That exciting. Hey, Carl. It's Lee Cohen. I met my husband about six years ago and he got me straight onto the Dick

Show and W-A-T-P, which were great. It's misogynistic and stupid as you guys are. I loved you. But the second that you found Stuttering John, my life became shit. And every time I go in my living room, there's the stupid orange or the potato. I can't stand those people. I hate the dabble verse. I actually love Stuttering John now because I think he's funny now compared to everybody else. Anyway, I was trying to find such Joe and Cameo to give him a few bucks to wish my husband a happy sixth anniversary. But he says, see, he's not on there.

And I wanted you guys to wish my man a happy sixth anniversary from his loving wife. So Carl, I do love you and your show. I'll do it for you, here you go. Lee Cohen, your wife is hot and she's, listen, your wife's a smoke show and I bet you're getting some. Does she take it to the butt?

I mean, happy birthday, whatever. Everybody else is sure I hate and I wish that you'd stop. Stop talking about them. Stop discussing them. I hate them. Anyway, love you guys. Who would have thought of the opinionated broad?

Happy anniversary to my husband. My name is Lee Cohen. This is Ben. I'm not a Jew. He is. We're very happy together. Anyway, love you. Call me back. Bye. All right. Thank you for your call. We appreciate it. She hates the orange and...Cardiff. Is that why Cardiff left you do that call? It's coming up. Yeah. Hey, Carl. It's Rob in Michigan. Listen, I can't believe you said bass players should be seen and not heard. Does that mean Lemmy should have been seen and not heard? You are not allowed to stand up while you pee for an entire year for saying such a bitch

ass thing. Bye. You know, I must have been lashing out if I said that because I actually love bass players unless Claypool is my musical idol. So I don't know why I would say it. Maybe I was just trying to lash out at Chris and Andy or something That is a mean thing. Thank you for calling me on that sir. I agree with you fucking good. Let's get him Because we were Dorkel's the clown. Yeah Here's take one. Yeah, I never had any like cool guy

voicemail nickname thing wasn't go by boggles the clown now. I want to not boggles the clown shit dorkle the clown dorkle the clown because Fuck I mean, I think that name is taken by our friend Kevin, but he called back in again Yeah, I never had like a cool voicemail guy nickname before, but I want to go by Dorval the Clown now.

I want to give a shout out to the dude who left voicemail last week, who was able to finish every episode of WATP. Dude, I am in some of the early episodes right now. And I know Kevin's a good guy, but this era of WAT is dog water guys if Kevin can do it Carl can do it and anybody can do it keep trying but man go back and listen to some of these like sub 100 episodes mm-hmm love you guys great work yes I I agree WTPs audio used to be worse than mine yes way worse

my show used to suck balls and I'll tell you there were a couple different eras early on that were bad like when we first started it was really bad used to okay well I'm getting there but the worst era and I should scrub the internet is when Kevin laughed at their episode 59 And I took over running the show because I've never ran the show Kevin did all the work So I took over and I just started having people like Vinny and crows and Andy over to do shows with me and my buddy mark and oh man between 60 and 96 or so there's so many bad episodes. It's brutal. So don't listen. Don't listen to those. That's your assignment. Don't go back and listen.

You know when you really snapped too? What's that? When you monetized. Just a coincidence. I'm sure, right? That's not true at all. That's not true at all. We did the Adam Kroll show followed by the OP radio show followed by Stuttering John. And that's when you monetized. Figured it all. the Hopi Radio Show followed That's what you might have should feel like a total p You know, you work with a you should be ashamed of man, Frenchy, Hannah, come

know, like you didn't know I didn't know. Like you didn't know. Oh my God. Actually, I didn't know anything horrible about it myself. Oh my God. Yeah. She sounds like my cousin, uh, threw out the window and a crack. You can still feel bad about yourself. You piece of shit. I got to say, if you don't like Frenchy Hanna and you skipped that segment last episode, go back and listen. It's one of the best segments we've done in a long time. Wow. A lot of what was revealed with Frenchy Hanna.

Very fun. New nickname coming in for me here. So no more K-Marts. Does that mean Stirling Jones going to retire the Lady Kmart nickname. Maybe you can replace it with Lady Khole because of the drug reference and then there's the you're super gay so you got a Khole and then also you're the whole of your own show. Isn't that a radio term? I'm offended.

Boring lady is? Called the home. Yeah, that's you It's a lady K the lady kale I Love it. I'm into it. Let's see if John picks up What you're putting down? We'll see Gary San Diego. Well on Tuesday lazy John admitted that his motorcycle and his Mercedes Do not have Florida registration. He never switched them over

So he was pulled over by I guess a cop there. Yeah undercover cop and said hey you need to get this fixed The problem is John doesn't have the title It turns out the title may be held with Vegas beer sales Jerry right why would Vegas beer sales Jerry be holding the title the pink slip To John's car. That's what we're trying to figure out. I can't think of any reason in the world He just farted beer sales Jerry. I can't think of any reason in the world. Did he just fart? Vegas beer-style Jerry. I don't think I picked up on that when I was playing that.

Let me play that again. Car. Sir, I can't think of any reason in the world. Vegas beer-style Jerry's holding it. Maybe he gave him a loan and Jerry said, hey, I want that title for collateral or something. Maybe, oh, collateral. That's about the only reason you'd hold it. Another good reason?

Anyway, let me know what you think. It's crazy. And he's still smacking at a very fast clip, that's for sure. I think that's why he really got pulled over. Why is he smacking going on today? Anyway, rock and rolla. Rock and rolla.

The lip smacking is getting worse, and I just, every time I hear it, I'm like, oh, Gary, Gary's gritting his teeth. Can't take it anymore. That car is worth nothing. It's a piece of shit. I don't even know why someone would want the title to that car. It's garbage. But It's the count photographer, Joe B. I'll see you in the sing off. What are we thinking? Hopefully nothing too high because I'm not good at those high notes, man. But I'll see you there, brother. All the challenge. Yeah. Jody B. We're talking about the sing off last time. He goes, I'll challenge anyone to a sing off. And so with Kyle photographer is in, I didn't realize he was a singer. That'd be interesting. Another bonus show. All right, write it down. We do good bonus shows too guys. Patreon.com slash you are these podcasts. We should do another game show. That was a lot of fun. Absolutely. That was good. Yeah. I got some

ideas brewing. Okay, cool. One more deluxe comment. Lady K deluxe. Hey, October 24th, Parents' Weekend, Harvard University. Rather than me butchering it with crappy comments, I was wondering, shout out, Gary from San Diego and Judy, if they could make any comments on that, I think he would string it together. It would be hilarious. Peace! That would be interesting to see if John's in the Boston area come October 24th, or he's still back in Cape Coral. Maybe put some money on this, take some bets. Okay, another bonus show.

Okay, I think that exhausts everything that we're doing this week. Great episode today, Annie. Thank you for being here Always my pleasure most reliable review girl of all time. I wonder why I Wonder why we had a I gotta reach out to candy see what's up with candy I've been messing with Hannah quite a bit, but Hannah's a very busy schedule This commute she talks about bothering her quite a bit. All these dogs

that she's watching. We'll figure it out. We'll get Mary Beth back on here again. Now that I know that, uh, jugulose love her husband. I have a new found respect for, for Bri. Okay. Bye. Yes, thank you for tuning in bye A plane is hit right we're watching Carly. Boom! His mom. Boom! Boom! Are we done here?

I think we are. Bye Brennan. Okay bye. Laughing at jerks?