Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep562 - The TJ & Riggins Show

Episode Date: October 17, 2024

Another jam-packed episode today starting with a radio show that doesn’t seem like it’s a radio show. TJ and Riggins are two guys who are great at idle small talk for five minutes at a time. They���re joined by the once very attractive Lindsay Bloom who is probably a better dancer than a third mic. After listening to some morning shows with too much production and too much going on, this one has the least amount of production we’ve ever heard. Blind Mike joins the show and is completely unaware that Ashley Graham is way too fat to be a model. Ken Tamplin threatens to sue people for posting negative comments and reviewing his vocal courses. Jerry Banfield does a comedy set that is schizophrenia personified. Aaron Imholte continues to live in a different universe, he gives us an update on his return to radio, and he counts down to the goal pennies at a time. Stuttering John is getting played, he turned on ClayDabbler because of what a fake ClayDabbler and fake The Legend superchatted him. Cardiff and Annie join us for another round of To Poke A Dabbler, a fascinating tease of the next episode, a podcast review, and your voicemails. More Blind Mike - https://blindmike.net/ More Cardiff - https://dabbleverse.tv/  Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is Jocktober on the TJ and Riggins show. I'm TJ and I'm the cool one, that's my buddy Riggins over there. Episode 562. Are you a boner guy? Oh, I was a boner guy. You know what, I miss penis. What are you talking about? I'm the one who should apologize.

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Yes, and drinking wine and it's very exciting because we find out not gonna reveal it now there's a spoiler okay we find out what John wanted to title his book yes he didn't want easy for you to say that wasn't his idea he had a different idea and you can't believe how bad of this so we got that we also tackled some of the music off of his sugar tits in the deciders album. Tackle is a good word.

It's a task. There is a for whatever reason this is like a weird rock album with some comedy skits thing type thing thrown in. And then for some reason there's a Christmas parody. Instead of let it snow LA blows. Yeah, not just any Christmas parody. Instead of let it snow, LA blows. Yeah, not just any Christmas parody. It is terrible. Wow, that you can listen to any time of year, I say.

Spoiler alert, it's garbage. I mean, I agree with them. LA does blow up, but it's just like easy. Every fucking reference, there's traffic, it's hot out. That's pretty much the long and short of it. Is wine drunk John different than beer drunk John? A little bit, especially six years ago Yeah, interesting as you'll find out John's a very different order back then his broadcasting skills have changed remarkably For in the past six years. Yeah. Well, he pretty much talks about two men now, so

Two men in the house sitcom now. So that's true. Two men in the house. I think is a sitcom. Tickets to the Magic Bag October 25 are sold out, but I have seen people talking in our discord. We have a channel, the WTP meet up channel in our discord. The link to our discord is on who are these.com. It is free to join. And once you get on there, you can hop in the channel and talk about where people are gonna be hanging out what they're gonna be doing

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Lindsay is back. She had an eight year hiatus. Yes. And now she's back on the show. Very exciting for everyone involved. And this is a very different morning show than the ones that we've been listening to recently the ones recently are just Segment after segment after segment. Yeah, here's trivia. Here is second dates

Here is prank phone call time war of the roses like all these things just back to back to back This one seems to have zero direction. It seems more like an independent podcast What my takeaway I'm happy to be here on jocktober by the way, cuz I love jocktober It seems more like an independent podcast. Yeah. It's so boring. The classics. My takeaway, I'm happy to be here on Jocktober, by the way, because I love Jocktober. Yeah, I'm happy to have you. What I really noticed was the traditional radio format is veteran radio guy, zany guy who's out late, and then any woman. Yeah.

And this duo seems to have gotten rid of the zany guy and it's just two dreadfully boring monotone men. Yes and the thing they do and I have to admit I was a little offended by this everything is just banter. Everything is just they set up a subject and then they just banter aimlessly at it and I'm like I'm glad Mike's here to talk to call these people out. Yeah, do they have Stingers for it is the real question No, that's they haven't done that yet I was scrubbing all around trying to find some production or difference in anything. It just all goes and goes speaking of production This is crazy. This is the first segment yesterday mornings episode the first segment they do

segment yesterday morning's episode the first segment they do. Available whenever you want it on the TJ and Riggins app. This is the TJ and Riggins show. There's a new trend when people are building mansions and they don't want to build them outside the city. Now there is a trend where they're building mansions on top of skyscrapers. Now there is a trend where they're building mansions on top of skyscrapers Yeah, so There's this one in India that they've got a picture of here and It's a I think it's 33 stories He's showing his laptop to the screen thing

No, thank you. Yeah, that would creep me out. This is crazy. I've never seen anything like this before. Even in business meetings and Zoom calls, people know how to share their screen and show what they're showing. They'll pick up their laptop and go, see this thing right here? It's all glared out. We can't see it. They're in the same room together.

So he's just kind of sharing it with his co-host, I guess. Really? You don't know? You guys are doing a video show every day. The entire radio show is on YouTube And they can't figure out how to show an image What is what is this show like? So what is the TJ and Riggins? I was very confused because I watched on YouTube

Yes, and everything about it seems very traditional Radio all the way to the way they upload it like on YouTube it was in parts right which is how Like radio stations upload their shows to podcast form, but they keep saying this TJ and Riggins app But they're calling it a radio show so I couldn't figure out what the show even was I think they're in Raleigh, North Carolina I think they're on a single station. I think it's Charlotte, but yes. Oh, sorry. Thank you But they don't ever advertise the call letters, so maybe they're on a single station. I think it's Charlotte, but yes. Oh, Charlotte, thank you. But they don't ever advertise the call letters, so maybe they're syndicated. Okay. I couldn't figure that out.

They don't really talk a lot of local news or anything. There's no weather and traffic, that's for sure. I think there's a local ad they do, but. There is a lot of local ads. In fact, one of them's very against YouTube's terms of service. We'll talk about that. But yeah, it is odd.

It's almost as if, because it does say they're on the radio, catch them on the radio or anytime on YouTube, but it's almost like they got let go from radio and they're pretending that they didn't. I don't know. That's how I felt. It seemed like if you were tricking someone to think you're still on terrestrial. But then again, yeah, it's hard to say I guess I mean there are a lot of sponsors There's this one financial guy who's in every ad break. Yes He's having a conversation with him every ad break. I know he's paying for this But you just hit the phone number instead of website

Right, he said the same three dozen people eight times an episode right thing Wow. No, thank you Yeah, that would creep me out cause I am afraid of heights. All right, let me just get this out of the way. I don't want this to bog things down. So Lindsay just turned 40. She has a couple of kids. She's a momfluencer.

She considers herself. But it wasn't that long ago that she was a professional dancer. I found a photo of her Dancing for the Charlotte Bobcats of the NBA. Oh nice All right, Lindsay So what happened it used to be take the ugly girl and you put her on the radio You know, that's what you see was like Dave and Chuck the Freak

Sure a girl with a hot voice. Yeah the freak. No fact. Sure. A girl with a hot voice. Yeah, like someone who can be flirtatious, but it doesn't matter what she looks like. But these last few shows we've been doing like Mojo and now this one, it's very distracting. I'm trying to pull clips, but I'm also trying to do all the research that's important to our viewers and listeners out here. Deep dive. All right. So let's talk about every time they come out of the break, there's a bumper and then someone introduces a topic and then they discuss that topic. So you heard that TJ introduced the first topic building mansions on top of skyscrapers. The next break comes in and Riggins has got this one.

This is the TJ and Riggins show. You know what I've had it with? A gagging when I'm brushing my teeth. I've had it. I cannot get, I'm brushing my teeth. I've had it. I cannot get I cannot scrape my tongue Without gagging so yesterday I spent about 20 minutes What is the what is the golden key to figuring out how to not? Almost vomit every morning when I'm trying to brush the back of my tongue. Yeah, I don't know because I've told you that for years I I gag even before I get to that part because I know it's coming.

Okay before I offer my analysis on this we're two guys who gag. Like have you ever gagged on your toothbrush before? I have to admit I could contribute to this segment because I have. Okay. I give them the deep baby. Is it a normal occurrence for you? Hmm? There's a normal occurrence fairly often. Yeah, really producer Chris Never mean either. I was So okay fair enough. I was so shocked by this cuz he comes it was just like mad I don't know about you guys every time. That's right by brush my teeth

I gag on it and DJs like, you know, I do too buddy What I mean Riggins looks like a guy who might eat toothpaste it which might make you gag You guys, every time I brush my teeth, I gag on it. And DJ's like, you know, I do too, buddy. What? I mean, Riggins looks like a guy who might eat toothpaste, which might make you gag. Yeah, if he's trying to get it down to his throat so he can swallow it. I don't know, it's weird.

See, my angle, I happen to hear this segment as well. My angle on it was more, because I do gag on a toothbrush once in a while, it wasn't how crazy that is, it was the fact that I've never mentioned it to anyone. I've never found it interesting enough to bring up the banter on who are these socials that was as much as like so I'm getting my toothbrush today but it makes a rage love it well this is crazy because

whenever a topic is brought up and I'm guessing that they know about it ahead of time they both have so much to say about it like to the point that Mike said this has happened to him if he brought it To me I beg that's stupid. That's never happened to me. Yeah, who gives a shit? Yeah, that's what's more interesting how stupid it is. Yeah, listen to what TJ has to add to this I haven't brushed my teeth in 30 years that I didn't gag and at times I've actually puked in the sink Every time I brush my teeth, and it doesn't and now it happens so often that Sometimes it happens before I start brushing my tongue

Okay, well this man has a different problem Every fucking time you put your teeth you're puking into the Cough a little bit Not I'm convulsing it's gonna take on my throat abouting into the sink. I just meant I cough a little bit. Okay. Not I'm convulsing. I get a tickle in my throat about vomiting in the sink. Why is the water going down? Oh, I think my steak's in there. Sorry. I had a burrito too. Jesus. So I thought that was a bit crazy. And then this is funny because Lindsay probably doesn't have the reps these guys do like I said she's out for eight years and she came back on the show she actually

gets interrupted by the bumper coming in these guys are controlling the bumper they thought she was dead docking this is bad timing here. Yeah, Livit called me and was like I'm on my way home. I was like what? What? Available 24 7 on the free TJ and Riggins app She made a face. It's like oh shit. Sorry. I guess that was the funniest thing I was gonna say I keep up dancing for this they always try to Get some kind of laugh into the bumper and the segments and the segments are five minutes at most Yeah, and I don't think they're, I don't think they play music,

but they obviously have a lot of ads or something going on because it's just like five minute segment ads, five minute segment ads, it just goes on like that. And it's all badger. And again, that's again where I was confused because they never intro a song or anything, but the thing I saw on YouTube was 37 minutes. So if that's an hour of their show,

that means there's either 23 minutes of ads, Yeah, there's got to be songs in there So no no no no that actually works out perfectly 23 minutes. That's advertising station IDs Okay, you know whatever drops. They have talk show then yes, this is a talk show This is crazy. That's astonishing because they never get in anything anywhere near controversial like what I would wonder is this show it seems like it's been on the air for a long time because that girl took an eight-year Hi, right. They've been around for a while Who is this like resonating with who's like? Oh, I can't wait to hear what Reagan says this morning He's probably choking on his fucking toothbrush Mike wait till you hear this teaser right here. You're gonna be like, holy shit

I gotta stick around for this The most important stories in the world. This is now trending on the TJ and Riggins show. Hey, in just a few minutes, you'll get to hear my uncle Jerry Wayne on the phone with me yesterday. Riggins inspired me when he recorded his dad talking on the phone last week. So my uncle Jerry Wayne called yesterday and I recorded part of the conversation and Rob's working on it now. So uncle Jerry Wayne from central Louisiana. Can't wait for that. I heard that. The thing was the tease. Like I heard that and I was like, that's incredibly boring. Well, let's hear uncle Jerry. And then they didn't go to him. They just moved on to something else. Yeah. So they could keep going on to other things. I do have some examples of them teasing some of them actually fulfilling it

But this just reminds me of Richard Christie talking to his day bub You know it's just like okay. You're gonna thought to a redneck on the phone someone you related to that's not a tease If it's like really interesting play it But I'm not stick around for it. I also suspect uncle Jerry isn't exactly Daniel Carver You're not gonna be like oh this guy's saying that on the radio Oh yeah, that's a few cows of a couple ah I'm just private phone call we had to give permission to play on the radio That'd be great this boring show and then you go to uncle Jerry who is just

That would be amazing But instead this show is very safe it down to the fact that they're talking about the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show And they haven't done this in a few years and they discuss one of the models as a plus size One of the models is a plus size model Ashley Graham. Kate Moss showed up, Tyra Banks appeared on a rising platform through the floor at the end. I mean, it was very dramatic. Ashley Graham. Ashley Graham was there. Very pretty woman.

That's, she was the plus size pretty woman. Look at him showing his screen. Now he's pulling a pizlap. Right. Is she still plus size? We can't see that. Beautiful. Ashley's very pretty.

And plus size. And she's had a few kids a couple kids I think and she looks great. Yeah, but Tyra comes out like a full bodysuit. I'm a Victoria's Secret fashion show We want to see some lingerie, you know, but there I mean they're all Unbelievable and they're working it. I mean working it. That's where Lindsey lost me right here. Oh, she's so beautiful She had a couple kids. She's overweight. She's so beautiful I'm like you sure so I thought an image of actually grab from this Victoria's Secret Fashion Show that's either describing is so beautiful right there

How would you describe the thighs on this woman producer Chris? Yeah, there you go Generous there's no gap. That's for sure. You have to worry about that happening. This again is where they seem to have taken the traditional radio format, but there would always be one guy that would make some G-rated version of what you guys are doing. Where a guy would be like, I'm sure it was a little big for my taste and the girl would go Oh come oh you stop that and then that's when they would go out on a big laugh, right? This is just like hey, everyone was really beautiful

Anyway, next topic is that would say she puts the heavy and cellulite and you got okay coming up later We got that phone call my uncle boy. Does he hate it? Just a moment. That is some quality lingerie. I've often thought when we do these shows, we've often thought when we do these shows, like that show where everyone that one guy's giggling at everything but he's kind of off mic, he's just like what? We should

recreate their shows the way they should do it. Take a lot of work and fall on deaf ears Just insert like your mom's house producers room or something. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's what we need to do for some of these Give him a hand They it needs something but here's I guess my point is they're not going for jokes There's not a point where someone should be laughing there. Hey, did you guys see Victoria's Secret? Yeah, all the miles are beautiful It's amazing. Yep, I agree. Okay moving on Yeah, actually further evidence that they might not be on the radio just how mellow they are

There's not a lot of fake laughter, and I've been saying this I've been saying this since this year's jocktober I haven't said this before it's just occurring to me now that there is zero quality control on morning radio anymore. I don't think there's any meetings happening. I don't think PDs are getting involved or GMs. No one's spot checking this shit. They're just like, everyone show up for the radio show tonight. Yep. They did. Okay, great. Oh, it's a, it's a, it's a skeleton crew. There's a station in Boston, 98 five, the sports hub that trounces everyone. They do 20s. Morning, midday, afternoons, they all do in the 20s.

And they had to make cuts last year. So the best stations in the cities have to make budget cuts. So radio is just a cesspool of nothing now. But I do like the guys that are like, hey, do you see the game last night both teams are competitive I'll just have fun Speaking of radio I do have coming up a clip from Aaron Because Aaron reveals what his future in radio is Aaron em Holt from steel town and it's fascinating Very interesting someone a super chatter ass if it'll get it back on the radio before he's turns 50. I guess well

I hope so I started an inward champ like two months ago I don't know the radio is gonna have job positions when you're 15 years. Yeah, it's not gonna happen It's gonna be AI if anything Programming these things very weird to be wanting to get into radio right now. It's bizarre All right So they're talking about eating bears Because they were talking about panda bears and the fact that they're endangered and TJ says well

If we just made them food, we'd find a way to get them to procreate and whatever. So I just thought this was very radio-esque because all of a sudden Lindsay turns into the hole here. Yeah. It's annoying. You ever eaten a bear? No, I would. Yeah, I know you. People eat bears? Mm-hmm. Yeah. Oh no. TJ will eat just about anything any animal really pretty much. Yeah We got more coming up now, this is the Would you eat any animal yeah, just see any animal, but they're all so cute they are How did they survive eight years without her right wow that was dynamite led to a good job? Can you imagine having a conversation where someone in the conversation goes? Oh bears are sweet and cute and go

I'll be right back in one second Bizarre Unnatural, but I'm glad you found at least somewhat of an example of her being the whole because the episode I listen to there weren't any Because they don't say anything zany. They're outrageous Why it's just her going no totally I agree with you guys that was the one time the guys like I would Animal she's like I like animals yeah, I'm it up on TJ rig yes, and even that like that wild statement He kind of says it like I mean I guess I need a pair whatever. I don't have to But I was prepared I got yeah, I might try fair enough

I don't know that you would want to say I would eat most animals. I think that's probably wildly inaccurate Okay, so this then they have these advertisers to come on and this is one that our boy Aaron And we'll got in trouble for not too long ago. Hey, it's TJ and you need to start exercising Exercising your Second Amendment rights. That's what you need to do. Go to guns on Maine and Moorsville. We love these people, family owned and operated. We've known them for a long time. Large selection of firearms and ammo and a big knife collection. I'm guaranteed that's against YouTube's terms of service to be advertising guns and Apple, big old knives. It's also hilarious not just to be advertising guns, but to be like hey you need to exercise just kidding blow your neighbors head off

on your fucking property Let's see Riggins comes out of the break here and He has been a giggling about stuff lately He just can't stop himself from giggling the things that he's seeing This is the TJ and Reagan show. I have just been giggling. I don't giggle a lot, but I've been Giggling about this all morning. I saw Maybe it's cuz there's I have a story that was similar to this I said this girl on tik-tok and she's

Telling her followers and she doesn't have a lot. She's like, guys, you're not going to believe what my boyfriend gave me today for my birthday. He bought me a star. He bought me a star. And she goes on to explain, you know, those things that you can buy online. Have you ever gifted somebody a star? I haven't but I was one of the first recipients of a star for a gift in 1986 you see what I mean like Imagine yeah, so I was watching the tik-tok video our boyfriend bought her a star

You guys ever buy a star and then you have a story for that. I think no, of course not. It's stupid Even that the way they're trained like if I see if I popped into the stream yard room today and said gang I've been giggling about something Start giggling or would you go about what right? J and Lindsay are just like he we're giggling too So I was watching the tick-tock video and You gotta start giggling again to recreate he's doing it he's doing the giggle just something, so I was watching the Tic Tac video and hehehehe. Yeah. He had to start giggling again to recreate it. Oh, he's doing it!

He's doing the giggle, just like he said he was doing. So they always, whether it's puking while brushing their teeth or naming a star for someone, they're always ready to one-up each other on this stuff, which is crazy. And this turns into comedy gold. Because now they're talking about naming a star after someone, and who doesn't like some jokes about that? I would use that, oh, there's my star. If I knew I had a star. And if she ever makes you mad,

you could just pack her bag and go, I'm going to the star. I'm leaving. Yeah, I got my man cave on the star. TJ, don't encourage that. Oh no, no, this is the, they finally started to get into some jocularity here If Carl ever said that on who are these socials? I would go what the fuck you talk how

Go to the star you know the stars are Balls of gas is very warm don't placate this asshole, right trying to get fired So this actually you would think that that'd be enough, but no, they all need to tag this and keep these star jokes going for some reason. I'm going to look for that. I know, we'll find them out and we'll get that star. It'll probably be the fattest one. Stop! It's the one that's moving.

In the 80s it was small, but it's grown so much over the years. This big now? Yeah, it's retaining a lot of star fluid. Which was yours? The one that's breathing hard. The one with the CPAP mask. Oh my God. I haven't looked for it in years.

And you go, well, oh, it didn't your star have hair Wow Are they are they shitting on Riggins or is that just a totally random? They're not shitting on Riggins. They're all enjoying this belly laugh together like yeah, I mean, I got my start 86 So it's not looking like it used to Shit, she's a lot when they say like I guess you'd have to go to the fat star Are they calling him fat? Otherwise, it makes no sense. I guess yeah I guess they're saying that over all these years the stars gaining weight losing hair Yeah, okay starts to look like its owner not in the same shape yet, right?

That's right. That's I guess that's what I'm asking. Yeah. Why is it taking on these properties? I have no idea. It doesn't make any sense And what's great too is they're giggling about this man cave on their star and how it's getting older and stuff. And then they turn to Lindsay and they go, you ever have a boyfriend buy you something stupid like that? She goes, nah, no. Are you watching these two? Lindsay, you nod your head yes and make up something stupid. I kind of respect Lindsay. No, I only Lindsay the first hour of the show I do her job rather than she does not you had to yes and then make up a name and say something stupid that's how you do it or take off an article of clothing oh things you could do that I

bet she can I bet you can radio so I they're not on radio, so I'm sure she can. She can do whatever she wants. Earlier in the show, they tease my strange addiction. They have something coming up. So in the second hour, for the first time, I promise you, this is all them showing each other images on their computers and just straight banter with their bumpers. That's all the production is on this show. And then all of a sudden out of nowhere, they actually play an audio clip. I couldn't believe it. So this is an addiction that you think might be a good one, but it's really not. 50 year old Kimberly eats almost nothing but ice cream bars. I get obsessed

over the ice cream bars. They caress my throat all the way down to my stomach. It's almost like having a lover. So this goes on for a while. You've seen my my stomach. It's almost like having a lover. So this goes on for a while. You've seen my strange addiction. That's always these ridiculous people you want to point and laugh at. It's fun. Sure.

It's a fun show. Someone eats their couch. Another woman eats 40 ice cream bars a day, whatever. Yeah. So they have a great take on this after they get done playing the clip. 40 a day. Now these aren't ice cream sandwiches, which I love ice cream sandwiches, but I don't think I could eat 40 a day now. These aren't ice cream sandwiches, which I love ice cream sandwiches

But I don't think I could eat 40 a day I could eat a box at one time and Riggins doesn't even believe that that I could sit down and eat a whole box of ice cream Sandwiches and one in one swoop, but I could Guys this woman with this crazy addiction I couldn't do that. All right, that's why you're not on TLC Talking about it TJ like to make it about himself. Yes These are ice cream bars if you think they're ice cream sandwiches go fuck yourself Okay, I didn't think they show off you probably think she's eating ice cream sandwiches. She's not eating ice cream Sandwiches also how come he's got the tech savvy to play clips, but he can't share his screen

I don't know. That's why I was surprised. They actually played a clip. It's like oh, this is interesting Yeah, cool. Yeah, if this is a syndicated radio show they almost never play clips. They have no drops or anything. Yeah, only the Stingers in and out of segments that could be put in in post so that's again where it's like it seems fake Yeah, it seems like someone cobbled together like a parody of a radio show Yeah, they had like 16,000 subs or was it 6,000 maybe 6,000 on YouTube. Yeah. Yeah, okay So it's something it seemed like people know who they are to some degree. I don't know sure Yeah, so they just they play that clip and then they go, wow, it's a lot of ice cream.

I don't know if I could eat that much and I like ice cream. That seems like a lot of ice cream. The guy's like, yeah, it's a lot of ice cream to eat. And so I thought they're gonna go somewhere with that. Like, where is she now? What's she up to at this point? And this is where they leave it. I wish we could follow up with that. It looked like that was a while back. So see if she ever kicked her strange addiction. Yeah, I don't know. I can find out. Yeah, maybe she has or maybe when I don't think so. It's like a lover More TJ and Regan's coming up. I wish we knew what happened her. Yeah, me too. You guys might go get ice cream

He goes I'll find out when next week with a report That was the thing like why did you'll find out when. What, are you gonna come back next week with a report? Yeah, that was the thing. I'm like, why didn't you guys find out and then do this bit? Well, this bit would have been a lot better if we had some closure on it. Yep, sure would have. Okay, moving on.

Weird, weird way to do that. But I do have to say, this right here is pro. He's talking about something that's happening with the show. And he turns that into this new story that he wants to discuss. This is impressive right here. Lindsay, may I call you Lindsay? Sure. Whenever we were talking to you a few weeks ago about your coming back to work on the show after an eight year hiatus. Why didn't you have either your mom or your

dad on the phone with you while you were talking to us? Because a quarter of Gen Z peoples take a parent with them on a job interview. Now we broke that story several weeks ago about you know, maybe months ago. You broke that story? I've heard it from every source imaginable. Okay. You broke it. Gotcha. The Gen Z's take parents with them on job interviews, but they've just done more of a deep dive that says it a quarter of them. So I wanted to talk to you. I've never even spoken to your mama.

We sound just alike. Yeah. She's not Gen Z first off. She's 40. And he goes, she thought it was going to be about her. When we talked to you a couple of weeks ago, she's like, yeah, how come you didn't do this? Like 25% of Jen's here. She's like, Oh, it's just a fucking bit son about me. 25% of Gen Z means virtually no one does this. And he's saying, why didn't you do this you stupid bitch? Yeah?

Well the tie-in didn't work, but he was a pro by tying that into the show and then he was this leads to Man things were different when we were younger, huh? Yeah, they sure were you ever bring a parent to an interview. Nope. I mean either I Just like that you reported it like he's the Adam Schefter of Gen Z. That's what I mean We broke this for you guys unless you listen to any other news source that we were the one to break this for you guys and So this conversation goes on right up to the bumper as you would expect and it always ends the right way But your dad would never go to an interview job interview with you. I don't think so. It'd be funny if you asked him though. I might do that in record. That'd be great. Available 24-7 on the free TJ and Regan's app. Your dad wouldn't do that. I don't know. I might ask him. That'd be great. All right, be back after this.

You really hear Lindsay's radio instincts kick in there? Yes Exactly that oh that is gold, but that'd be like don't you have a job. Oh, yeah shit. That's right I do actually have a job all right never mind dead, but Thanks for playing along the big zany reaction would be what why yeah? Why would I do that? Well, we were talking about this new story the guy never mind You know what? This is a bad idea. I'll drop it See you at Thanksgiving alright, so now

Here comes another tease and they talk about how they're gonna play, you know, what's trending all the most important stories I didn't hear any important stories and all during this I was no honor that but I do like it when they tease a story that's coming up. The most important stories in the world. This is now trending on the TJ and Reagan show. The new Chinese SeaWorld is under some scrutiny right now. I'll tell you what happened, what they did to get the public mad at them at the SeaWorld in China coming up in a few minutes Oh, wow, just a few minutes. All right, I'll be late to the meeting. I can't wait to find out what the Chinese SeaWorld is up to Palestinians and Israel might bomb each other That's the most important news in the world three started two weeks ago

You won't believe what they're up to over in SeaWorld in China Okay, yeah that that's a good point Mike We talked about this because I've covered Dave and Chuck the Freak a few times Out of Detroit because they took over for my buddy Drew's show and they literally can't talk about anything real There's never a mention of I I mean, they'll talk maybe about sports for a half a second, just acknowledge sports happened, but they won't get into that at all and there's zero to do with anything that's going on in the world, in world news. It always has to be like, like the earlier clip, 25% of Gen Z said they asked their mommy how to answer, what were you be in five

years? You know, and then they go into their wacky whatever which does tell me in our ongoing investigation This must be on the radio right who on the internet would seek this out You know what? I mean? Like the way we title our videos is how people find shit, you know, I can't do safe You can't be like kind of interesting conversation between two blokes. Yeah and see a hundred thousand views on that I'm looking for anyone that brushes their teeth in an unorthodox way Although if they titled it that they would find their demographic for sure they might true true true So guys you're welcome. I found the SeaWorld story for us not gonna make you wait any longer Let's find out what this juicy story is that we teased. TJ and Regan show.

So there's this SeaWorld in China that they've just spent five years renovating. So everybody was excited to go check it out. Six, uh, 645,000 square feet. So about the size of my guest house How you rascal? Significantly probably significantly exaggeration. There's all five types of jokes. There's exaggeration This misdirect

And it was I think $40 a ticket to go into this thing. I don't know how much that is in China money Yeah, that's why they did the conversion for you. Yeah, that's it's way more important to know what it is in your currency So you understand the value of it? I don't know what that is in What is Chinese why I was gonna say yet, but it's not yet I'm hesitant to say China money. It sounds like I'm using a slur. It's China I didn't do the conversion for you offline. That's fine. We got a 40 bucks. Okay Communist money, but whatever

and the big attraction for the newly renovated sea world is a The big attraction for the newly renovated sea world is a whale shark, which is considered the world's largest fish. It can get up to 60 feet in length. Wow. So people go, they're all excited about seeing this big whale shark in the aquarium, and somebody noticed, hey, wait a minute There's a gap in between the mouth and the sternum part of this whale shark That's a robot shark

So they put a fake shark in the tank and said come see our whale shark 40 bucks 40 bucks all you can look see our whale Yeah, I would say so too big hey guys guess what we lied about the whale shark. It's actually a robot sick What more my buddy? Yeah, right only 40 bucks This is a standard in a robot that big Lindsay was outraged by the way TJ was telling a story where he's like and then he put a gun to the back of my child's head Solve the puzzle

The dog was fine perfectly healthy. There's no reason God All right, Walgreens is closing some stores and TJ I think prepared some jokes for this, but he really struggles with delivering them correctly But yeah, so 1200 stores over the next three is a lot of stores But there are a lot of Walgreens as well Where is it? Walgreens what do you mean? Right the corner of happy and healthy that's right

Yep, yep and corner of happy and healthy at the loss Crime ridden areas What do they call it loss prevention Yikes Yeah, it didn't go well. Hey, where is that place? What do you mean? I'm gonna give Riggins a little credit cuz only took him a second to he goes what do you mean and then he got it right if you set me up with that I'd be like I don't know

what the fuck you're talking about man what do you mean where is it they're all over the place you never see no Walgreens which one specific there you Looking for no All right, there is actually a segment on the show we lied earlier we said there's no segments There's no bits there is they do an impression game They pull celebrity names out of a hat Then to go around and do the impression of the celebrity the other person has to guess The celebrity impression do I could tell Mike's excited about this bed I've never heard that on radio before it's really good. It's pretty good stuff Yeah, so let's see how this starts off

I know Lindsey surprise hit of yesterday's game you could pull the name out of a cup and Do the impression for the person on your? Left let's go the opposite. Okay, so Lindsey's gonna pull out a celebrity and do an impression left let's go the opposite okay so when he's gonna plot a celebrity do impression the start i'd like to carry my dog in my handbag i'm a star

accounts stars i'm a singer uh... shooting stars you're not and make him and i had a separate account. I'm a fake singer. I have one song Paris Hilton From carrying the dog in the handbag All right TJ I'm gonna do one for you Okay No, I don't know a lot about doing impressions that something that I specialize in but when you're doing an impression

Do you just describe the person you're doing an impression of apparently you do That's giving clues to the as to the right if I just sat here and said I'm gay and I married the world's oldest Impression of you no, it's not you have to say I'm exact she Gay there you go. That's something I would say that's pretty good. Is that Carl? It was that was my car. I'm fresh. Oh She could have just gone here But no I have a dog in my bag, and I count stars that what she said yeah Got a little weird all right Riggins turn. Maybe Riggins can do a better job. Oh, this is

you know Everybody does this impression that I can I just for walk Christopher walk and that's it. All right One of winning games bet as TJ, I go, Christopher Walken. No shit. Again, you could have just said cowbell, and everyone would have fucking gotten it. Oh! That was so stupid. I'm the guy that people do impressions of.

You know, Jay Moore, you've probably seen it, right? Holy shit. So now... So far, Lindsay is winning. So TJ, now it's his turn. First, they have to get up to like pass the hat to the one another for some reason this is very awkward but TJ is going for the win on this one I have to give him credit

so time for one could plan that out better I would agree Wasn't a great Cartman impression, but at least he didn't go hey I'm the fat guy South Park South Park Cheesy poofs at one time It would be funny if you did it like in your voice You just did like cheesy poofs I've got a pain in my mom a lot Ass licker dick face I killed Scott Bitterman So At least he didn't

Go there Any other thoughts on the TJ And Riggins show, Mike? No, I mean, like that's a perfect example because that's the one bit you found. And I remember an early jocktober more than 10 years ago where people were playing the same game where it's like, Hey, what dead guy is this girl doing an impression of? And she would go, Hey, I do the moonwalk and I released Thriller.

What an impression. We know. Every Michael Jackson interview starts with that. Guys, remember me? I did the moonwalk. I released Thriller. Yeah, so it's about his basic radio show. The only mystery about this show is where the fuck do they broadcast?

What is the TJ and Riggins app? Oh, yeah They have a free app. Thank I have to pay for it. That's good Yeah, a free app that you can listen to or just watch them on YouTube. Yeah good for them All right, let's get into our And this one comes in from Grim Aaron on our Patreon. He introduces us to Ken Tamplin. I have a Ken Tamplin update for us now. Ken Tamplin is the vocal coach on YouTube, who also is a killer guitar player.

Yes. Turns out is lip syncing and not really playing guitar. And so a lot of controversy has hatched over the last three weeks as people are discovering that he is singing to a backing track and lip syncing or miming his lyrics. And so he's had a lot of splaining to do. And what's fun about this is that it's coming out now that Ken Tamplin's always been a see you next Tuesday to anyone who criticizes him or even leaves a negative comment.

Oh really? He threatens legal action, he gets quote unquote lawyers involved. When does that work for any of these people? This is what's so crazy, there's so many parallels to like, Senator John in this. So this is from the guy Mark Ajax,

who challenged him to a sing-off, who's been very funny about this. He kind of sums this up, and then we'll get into the source material for where he got this from. If being caught for lip syncing since 1989, literally look it up, wasn't terrible enough for a vocal coach who says the proof is in the singing. It keeps getting worse. World famous scammer Ken Tamplin has apparently gone on a power trip so hard that the countdown

is looking pretty bleak right now. Shining light on his deception has caused more things to be invested. So that's interesting because apparently he claimed that he was being tapped to be the new lead singer for Motley Crue over Vince Neil. And so now they're showing right here that Nikki Sixx says I don't know that guy is so now we'd never considered him to be our singer. ... about Ken and people to come forward with more stories of his insane behavior and today's incident is as funny as it is apparently illegal. David showed the invoices from Ken's lawyers who were basically bullying him into taking down a review from Ken's vocal course that obviously they didn't like.

Because the positive reviews do stay up and are not an infringement of copyright or whatever the hell he's claiming. As this user sums up, so basically they were like keep Ken's name out of your mouth or else. But unsurprisingly, Ken, pretending to be lawyers, made a few spelling mistakes, which is pretty suspicious on itself. As a major spelling nerd, there are so many typos in that lawyer's letter that there is no way this person is remotely educated in law, much less high school. I agree with other commenters, it sounds like Ken wrote this himself.

Pretending to be a lawyer when you aren't is a crime. And this is- That's probably true and we're gonna show those letters in just a moment that Ken wrote of himself. But lawyers do misspell things all the time. I mean, doctors, lawyers, they're not all that concerned with grammatical errors and spelling. Sure. The story starts getting tricky. His lawyer wouldn't say from our copy written course, he'd say from my client's course.

Plus he spelled counsel wrong, it's kept faking it. Again, a hundred percent. A real law firm will have a bar number, it's not written from a lawyer. Mr. Robert Hart, as he signed at the bottom, is actually breaking the law by practicing law without a license. Also, any lawyer will not email you back. Everything could be via certified mail. Well, I'm interested to see how many fake accounts Ken will need this time to defend himself, if it's even possible at this point. Watch this next video to understand exactly how Ken Tamplin became a meme in only one

day. Okay, so there's a lot of people who are showing evidence that he is making sock accounts and commenting underneath videos and sending out cease and desist letters and things like this. So Grim sent me a note on Patreon says, this guy, David D'amusio, bought the singing lessons course in 2013, used it for two years and decided to make his own video about whether you can sing better than anyone. He was basically giving a positive review for the course he bought from Ken and his video received a copyright infringement strike on YouTube. He decided to message Ken to ask him why this was the case when he didn't even use any copyrighted material in his video and didn't show any videos or anything else. So that's what we're picking up from as we watch David D'amusio's video about this. Now this was released two days ago.

He bought the course 11 years ago, did a review two years after that, and it's been quite about this. Now that all this shit's coming out about Ken Tamplin, it's just like, oh, yeah, this guy is a piece of shit. Yeah, this checks out. Yeah, let me show you. I got some receipts myself, which is fun when you find these things out. So this email was, dear David, you have chosen to upload a copyrighted trademark name.

How to sing better than anyone else. Um, from, from our copywritten and trademark course. I like these as copyrighted and then copywritten. Also chosen. Not just that you did it. Right. You made this moral choice. You have chosen to upload. Yeah. How dare this moral choice. You have chosen to upload.

How dare you, sir. It's never copywritten. It's not a copyright with a W. I know that now. Even John knows that now. You have also chosen to use the trademark name, Ken Tamplin, in your video, Two in Fractions. That's hilarious. He thinks that you can't use his name.

He wants to be a public figure Get over a million subscribers on YouTube, but if you use his name he could sue you That's not how that works at all. Who is this work? Who's the model whether it's Stunner and John Brendan Shaw tried this Yes, I don't know as much about it But I know you guys have talked about like Maddox like all these people who who is the model where they're like Oh, I could sue someone and win like Blank because I've never seen it be successful for any of these people That's a good question as far as people goofing on someone on the internet. I've never seen it be Successful. I'm sure there are cases where people take it too far with using copyrighted material

I can't but they all threaten it and I've never seen it work out for any of them Well threatening works a lot People don't want to be threatened with lawsuits lawsuits are very uncomfortable and inconvenient But it never were if you're if you're up against someone like anyone that's doing a podcast knows you can't just sue someone You know what I mean? Like oh, no, it's never worked for a Threatening it. Well, some people go through with that. Those are the idiots like Maddox and Brendan job Yeah, John is always bluffing and A lot of these people are just using it as a bluff

They know they have two seven off suit in their hand and they're pushing all in and they're like if you call them like well I'm out of the game now, but I tried and these aren't even real chips. Yes, I brought these from home Spelt Caesar's wrong Because I talked I literally said the words Ken Tamplin in my video. Isn't that crazy? So they're saying it's a trademark name and I'm breaking copyright because I said his name in my video. We suggest you be more careful using copywritten and trademark names and content in the future.

I said, hi Robert, it is fair use the way I title my video. I wasn't teaching a vocal course or selling a vocal course. I was only reviewing my path as a vocalist and whether I felt it was possible to sing better than everyone else or not. Did you watch the video? It falls under fair use the way I used it within my video. It is also fair use for me to discuss Ken Tamplin and his course in my video as a review. I'm willing to take down the video if you remove your copyright strike. If you don't, then Ken Tamplin and my opinions

about the way you're handling this and trying to censor open discussion about his methods will be discussed in many of my future videos. I don't think that's something you want. I don't sell a vocal course of any kind, which I still have never sold a vocal course of any kind. Please remove the copyright strike sincerely David They responded David you uploaded content to YouTube with a very clear and deliberate view towards poaching and siphoning customers Customers from our trademark brand how to sing better than anyone else course to yours. The law is very clear on this I don't even know what course to yours anyway Sounds important, I guess.

You got Ken Tamplin. Yes. So he's trying to claim that they're, he's trying to steal from him by using a similar name, but he doesn't sell a vocal chorus. Chose defamation or character to malign our client's trademark name, Ken Tamplin, Ken Tamplin Vocal Academy with a very clear and deliberate attempt towards poaching and siphoning customers from our branded trademark. Ken Tamplin, Ken Tamplin Vocal Academy to yours. The law is very clear on this.

The law is very clear on this. It's written multiple times. That's its own paragraph on that one. That's what lawyers always say. We don't even need the lawsuit because that's how clear the law is on this. Well, yeah, exciting example. A lot of times if you feel like you have a strong case of something be like it's very similar to I'm sorry it's been made clear okay just very clear on this I got very tough you should know

you've channel attempted something identical what you to what you have done and then decided to escalate the claim to Google which forced us to do the same because the law is very definitive on this it resulted in the permanent deletion of the YouTuber's account. We will do whatever is necessary to protect our clients branded, trademarked, service marked, copyrights and public image to the fullest extent of the law. We suggest you be more careful using copyrighted and trademarked names and content in the future." I said, Hi Robert. Okay. So after his response back, Hi David, we see you have countered the infringement claim. We have two choices. You can delete the video and we will not counter and pursue an infringement claim against you

and your channel will be restored. Because I'm pretty sure, yeah, I like getting one copyright claim back then, like totally shut down your channel. But anyway, it was a long time ago. Or you can follow through with your counterclaim. We will do the same and we will let YouTube decide if they decide against they decide against you They most likely will delete your account. It's your call We will give you 24 hours to think about it if we do not see the video removed within 24 hours We will have our decision. Whoa

Wow, put a deadline on it ultimatum. All right, man, but look at this is gonna be your fault Would you lose your channel over this? This is they're doubling and tripling down on this bluff. Yeah, this is very stut-show Yes, for sure. You talk about like fantasy where they're like you have 24 hours They want to sound like they're in a movie, right? I have a very distinctive set of skills This is what goes on behind the scenes From KTVA Ken Tamplin his attorneys and all of this sort of thing. And you guys can make your own decision on this. You know, I've been on YouTube now for, gosh, like 15 years or something like that, and I've never come across any YouTuber had anything like this with

people's loggers threatening to, you know, he has a hair system, doesn't he? Look at this. Look at this guy's hair up here. Pursue claims against me and all this sort of thing. This was absolutely wild. And I actually, it doesn't look natural to me. I don't know.

I just noticing that it was what they place each individual follicle. I could be right. Never did discuss this and make a YouTube video about it until now. I actually feel safe enough now because all these people are making videos about Ken. So I feel like he probably doesn't have time to just only sue me now. So, you know, you guys can make your decision on this, but this is the kind of person.

You know what? This reminds me again. So now this guy's like, well, now I'm getting involved because what's he gonna do? Sue everyone? Like everyone's talking about him. So now I feel like I'm pretty safe. This goes back to playing the Kate Meany tapes where at first it was like, I'm going to sue blind Mike and I'm going to sue Carl and I'm going to say, and this just became too many people just like, all right, I'll just back to Kate Meany. Real quick. That seems to be the best route for us. And kind of, you know, representation that Ken has on the internet.

And it was one of my worst experiences on YouTube. And like I said, I didn't talk about it until now, because honestly I just don't want to get sued and deal with all this kind of stuff. And now I'm talking about it. So that's Ken Tamplin. I haven't personally been a fan since going through all of this stuff. Go figure. It does work. Intimidation does work in this thing.

My people don't want to lose their YouTube channel. They don't want to even deal with it. I'll tell you, I'll give John credit for this. He gave me a copyright strike for playing the music video of I Feel Small. And I know that it was fair use the way that I transformed that. And I know that it was fair use the way that I transformed that. And I put in a counter and YouTube's bot just said, no, we don't agree with your counter.

And the next step is for me to then do a manual counter where it gets looked at. And then John has, and I'm just like, you know what? It's not worth my time. Yeah, it's on my rumble channel. If you want to watch it, I don't need to go any further with this So why don't we just like get exhausted with and just go? Okay fine. I have other things to do I don't need I don't need this that's fair But I again if you're up against the internet like as you can tell with John where if you're up against enough people It's gonna get pretty exhausting. Oh, yeah. Well, that's that's where Ken is now. So that's uh, that's fun. I Oh, yeah. Well, that's that's where Ken is now. So that's uh, that's fun

I appreciate that Is this a guy with an actual fan base or is he one of these guys where his whole his entire being is People fucking with him basically. Well, I think it's recently shifted. Okay. Yeah, we're building to that I I think he so he had fans and they've turned on him. Yeah I mean he's over 1.2 million subs and he makes his living off of YouTube and selling these vocal courses Yeah, so I think he's got enough people who believe in him his ability or had over the years They did very well and now that's probably changing Quite a bit. All right I'm very excited

that Someone texted this to our voicemail number. Jerry Banfield came out less than a day ago with a new comedy special. Oh, wow. So I was like, oh, good, Mike's here. I like comedy. Jerry Banfield has a comedy special. I love to eat peanut butter.

I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat peanut butter. I love to eat honey. And I also love to eat beans. Beans. Beans. Beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great.

Beans. Beans. I look great. I feel great. Beans. Beans. Peanut butter, butter honey and beans I'm sorry. We have a 36 and that's his comedy special

I didn't realize that was so long. It's been a while. If you don't know Jerry Banfield is I'll just give you a quick background on this fella because he's a fan favorite over here and really podcast. We'll talk about it much these days. He used to have a podcast that we reviewed quite a bit. But I really discovered him because he was one of these guys on YouTube who was showing you how to do different things, showing how to use software, showing how to make a living on the internet, showing you how to use technology.

And then we found out he was given financial advice, and we found out he was $600,000 in debt. And the way that happened to him was that he was buying advertising for all of his channels, and he was spending way more than he was making every month. And years after he's been doing this, he was making every month and years after he's been doing this, he goes, guys, I just want to let you know, if you keep spending more than you're making, you will lose money in the long run.

Yep. That's right. Now that's good advice. That's pretty good advice right there. So I always thought Jerry was hilarious because he's such an idiot and he tries to give advice to everyone on what to do. He was a police officer and a raging alcoholic, he's sober now, he's a youtuber, he tries a lot of different things, he does music, his rap, he does

advice stuff. But he has a charm about him. He does have a charm. He seems very heartfelt. He does and he has dabbled in comedy from time to time. So I'm excited to see what he's doing right now because he's down in the southeast He just witnessed Hurricane Helene, and he was inspired by that He was inspired by Hurricane Helene, and he said I bet I could do a whole comedy special about hurricanes No, what do you mean? Oh, no? I? Can't imagine this is gonna fail. Why would he attempt this? Okay? Let's find out you're about to experience some incredible hurricane comedy

recorded right after the aftere math of Hurricane Helen or Helena or whatever and Hurricane you mentioned you should know the name of Helena So he's standing in front of his green screen And so it's not green behind him is an image of a hurricane is just as a big block letters hurricane comedy It's how I got get good strap in everyone I'm like okay good strap in everyone

Back to back in Florida like back to back, you know Dallas Cowboys except for Hurricanes we got the worst hit ever in Florida, and I'm gonna see if I can make some jokes about it I'm Jerry Banfield full-time youtuber and first off For this but it's also not the worst hurricane to ever hit Florida by any means. It's not even close to true. Okay, let's make some jokes about it though. Here we go. People lost their lives, people's homes are ruined. Go. Let's go. See if I can make some jokes about it.

I'm Jerry Banfield, full-time YouTuber. And I set the intention, let's see if I can make anything funny to so today's topics is hurricanes Oh god, he already hasn't made me laugh yet, and it's been 30 seconds. This is hopeless I Was looking outside it okay? Is he like doing early Jim Gaffigan stuff? Yes The voice of the audience he sure is He didn't make his voice is different enough, but he's the voice of one audience member is annoyed with it already Alright, let's see if this works for work for Jim 30 seconds this is hopeless I

Was looking outside at all the furniture. You know normally People's houses are really private. You don't usually get to see What's inside someone's house like the kind of couch they have the bed they have unless you're lisa boswell You get to see inside of everyone's house quit. Yeah, but I want to hear how many more items of furniture You're right. I'll do some more examples. What else is inside people's houses jerry? and Walking my dogs in the neighborhood after people's houses flooded for the first time ever My house got three inches of water. It's never flooded any other time since 1950 something when it was built

So we tossed out both our couches all the rugs and normally I wouldn't see my neighbor's couches and rugs and beds dad When is he gonna get to the funny part? Fucking headcase this guy's talking to himself in front of a camera and literally having an argument Why would he lay he labeled this as stand-up comedy? Yes Why would he call it? Why wouldn't he just have a discussion? He's clearly just talking about hurricanes. There are no jokes. Nope. This is stand-up comedy.

Mike, maybe you're missing it. This is a mentally ill man, is what it is. Yes. It's literally like Gollum. But we love them! No we don't! They hate us! He's like fucking arguing with himself. This isn't funny! No, it is gonna be funny!

No, it's not funny! You're embarrassing yourself! I'm not! This is great! We're killing it! Stay with himself. This isn't funny. No, it is gonna be funny. No, it's not funny. You're embarrassing yourself. I'm not. This is great. We're killing it. The irony of Jim Gaffigan's bit was that when he was getting laughs, he was talking about how, how horrible what Jim was saying was, but people were actually enjoying it and laughing. Right. The irony is that there was a confused woman in the front row. Enjoying it and laughing right the irony is that there was a confused woman in the front row Standing with the jokes everyone's confused here including the man saying Silent bedroom Well, he's warming up guys. Let's see. Okay. The one thing I know about Jerry is he's prepared

I'm sure he's got this figured out. He's got a tight 15 ready for us. And when is he gonna get to the funny part? It's so intimate Like normally we walk around with clothes on and you don't get to see everybody's What's under their clothes you know what a boring orgy? He's going to I'm imagining what's under somebody's clothes now I'm imagining what's under somebody's clothes now And right now I feel like neighborhoods are just like all this junk out all these Intimate parts of people's lives and homes are just dumped out on the street

It's as if if the houses were people it's like if everybody just got their clothes wet and just took them off and threw them On the ground and as all that as everybody is like walking around naked, disgusted and traumatized, like I can't believe my clothes got wet. That's a weird connection to make, right? Yes. I saw furniture out all over my neighborhood. I could probably do 15 minutes on this. What's the first thing I'm going to say? It's like naked people. It is. He drifts off. He's like, it's like people that. It's as if he drifts off.

He's like, it's like people that don't have clothes on or we don't see people with their clothes off or whatever the fuck he says. And then he drifts off for a second. He forgot he was talking about that. And then he's like, remember I said naked people? It's like the houses are naked. You're like, oh yeah, I suppose. It'd be more like if I took my junk and pulled it out of my pants

And then he could see it right yeah It's like they're tearing the walls down to the house, and then you can see it's like a Barbie playhouse Oh, and I can see all the furniture this man. Give your cock blew away Two of my balls I was looking for that this man needs Joey mattress in his life He does I have an update on that so good member cow photographer called in left a voicemail Yeah, actually I wanted to talk to blind Mike about that. I'm glad you brought it up. I would have forgotten. Yes, so Covered I was like, hey, do you ever take this comedy course from Joe Maddarese and report back? I was like, yeah. Yeah, of course we do that's why so he messaged me

I got to get back to him message me through discord. So whatever the cost is we're putting on WTP Me through discord so whatever the cost is we're putting on w ATP We're an official correspondent to find out what he learned from Joe Matt or ease his cavity show He's upping the cost right now Why after everything Joe has been through why would he think you know I should teach other people how to live like this Because he's out of ideas. He literally throws every idea He has at the wall and the internet and try yeah dries it every single fucking time It's crazy. He's coming to Rochester At some point this winter and someone was messaging me

I guess it was the person who connected Joe with the comedy club and they're local like oh, maybe I'll see you there Carls ago Yeah, well, let's let me know what you're gonna be there. I'll come watch Joe matter. He will all be there Yeah, if you're the one who set it up. Let's go Sign up for my driving course. It's one dollar more than Joe matter ease Maybe we get Jerry Banfield up here. Do you think you could feature for Joe matter? It's really funny Jerry for all these people have lost everything. It's so tragic. It's not like clothes. It's not I Mean it still look at some of the stuff people have lost everything it's so tragic it's not like clothes it's not i mean see look at some of the stuff people have thrown out it's like really your upright piano your upright piano was damaged by flood maybe if it got like three feet okay you see some stuff like this thrown out like a clock why you had a clock I would imagine that was on the wall

How did your clock get damaged? during the flooding Can I feel that one please I might have fallen off of the wall into the water or they just don't want it Well, I think that's what he's going for here. Do you believe these people throwing stuff out? Yeah. Yeah, I Mean if you're gonna make an insurance claim, why not go all the way, right? Everything was destroyed our ceiling the clocks sign posters Some people are just using this as an excuse like I'm gonna just throw my whole house out right now We'll just put that on the content damage. Yep

Sad stuff too like there's kids toys That looked so Second everyone now. I'm talking about how people's homes have been destroyed and how their living room is now in their yard But you know you also see sad stuff In the yard, but you know you also see sad stuff What an insane asshole I mean be one thing if it was like I don't know the dead kids clothes That would be pretty depressing, but just their toys. He's replaceable. I don't know Said stuff to

believe it or not My son had this rainbow dinosaur that was on the ground when the floodwaters came in. Sounds gay. And because it was 1 30 in the morning, I didn't take the time to pick it up off the floor and get it away from the floodwaters. I looked over and I thought, screw those stuffed animals. The next morning I showed my son the dinosaur that had got hit with the nasty flood water. The flood water has all kinds of stuff in it like oil, gas, sewage, all the nasties. Oh does it have this comedy routine in it? Does it have this comedy routine in it Jerry? This heckler is fucking killing it right now

I'm high-fiving this heckler the crowd That's nasty. Oh, I haven't spent almost four minutes Sitting here trying to laugh with my pants off and my stuff out in front of the yard. All right, buddy. Just a second Some people say well, you're not crazy if you talk to yourself But if you interrupt yourself Then you're really crazy. I Don't agree Like why can't I interrupt myself if I can talk to myself?

I grew up in a house where we interrupted and talked over each other I don't think I'm crazy just cuz I interrupt myself. Oh you are Jerry Are you ever you? I've always said this about Jim Gaffigan I thought his biggest strength was that the audience never wondered is he actually schizophrenic right? Yeah, like is this this man is clearly unwell, right? Yes. Okay. People say it's okay to touch yourself with the crazy part is when you interrupt yourself. Never heard that before. Do people say that? No. Is that a phrase? Is that a well-known thing?

I don't know, man. What are you talking about? he used to be a lot more fun. Come on He's scaring me. All right, he's just getting warmed up. Okay. Okay, so next time is so then I put a knife in my mouth and I do this Really thinking about Well, we got some great comedy routines coming. I'm setting the intention that setting the intention that sounds so enlightened I'm just recording some comedy because I feel like it every day and to see how good I can get to stand up comedy. Ha ha ha ha ha.

You make me laugh. Ha ha ha ha. Yeah, that's gonna help you. If you practice every day, you're not gonna get good, buddy. I know how you practice stand up. This is that, he's not practicing correctly. No. No, it isn't It's a be like if when I was learning guitar, but I like Carol you're the court I don't know don't tell me smash my fingers if you're a guitar

Don't ruin it for me. I got Corey Feldman beat already so I love walking around my neighborhood when things are unusual I love walking around my neighborhood when things are unusual Unusual nacho regular neighborhood. Let me touch you gonna feel something unusual. Oh god. Does this get any better? That's what she said So I was walking around the park. Okay, this copy routine is reached to do Stormy in the discord says quick someone has blind mic. Why is this guy laughing? Power was all out the other night in my neighborhood. When's the comedy gonna start? I was out in my neighborhood and the power is out. It looked like a third world country Jerry

That's insulting for third world countries. There's a new hacker now. Yeah, they're taking over Mean who even knows what a third world country is We're saying somewhere that looks like a rough neighborhood also insulting Crazy I'm walking around it actually has more to do with economics, but okay And there's all this furniture all these naked homes with their insides right there on the outside so we can see them and Oh, you wish those were boobs. Don't you Jerry? Yeah Kind of yeah, fuck we've been talking about hey you got me I do funny again. Okay. That's pretty good. You wish those customers boobs kind of. Oh yeah.

The fuck are we even talking about? Hey, you got me. I do. Hey, we're all your clothes ruined neighbor. Huh? No, they're fine. Fuck it. I don't give into hecklers, but that one you got me on. That's pretty good. This scenario where everybody's takes their clothes off and throws it down. Cause seeing everybody's houses turned inside out just leaves me feeling kind of Awkward but I guess if everybody just took their clothes off all the sudden and just threw their clothes on the ground It'd kind of be awkward too. Yeah It's like the houses are naked we get it jerry It's weird that the couches are outside, but wouldn't it also be weird if everyone's naked? Yep Move past that now you know made the joke He kept with that one kind of the one I could definitely riff on this for a while at least do feel comfortable staring

I mean, I'll stare at people's crap piles. I'll like stop there. Oh, of course you stare at people's crap piles, Jerry How long you been doing that? Shut up I'm the next Nate Bergasi. That's not how you say it whatever dare you Security can we get these guys out of here, please? They're fucking up the show kind of club is this Keep me going get his name out of your mouth Now Mike's offended Listen on Spotify doesn't matter if I pronounce it correctly.

So I'll sit there and park my dogs in front of a pile of junk and just look at it. Like really? This painting. Why did this painting get flooded? Was this painting like laying on the floor? You already did that routine Jerry, the clock, you already did that with the clock, man. Wow, that's what I was thinking. That's really interesting that he's aware enough to make that observation. It is.

Yet he still does it. Did he go into this thinking he was going to do this routine where the hecklers are heckling him or did he lose confidence immediately and just went to this so that we couldn't get to him first? That's a good question. Because Aaron Immelt's new thing is you can't make fun of me for the goal I make fun of myself for it So he owns it like Jerry's owning how bad he is a comedy because he's heckling himself

This is very similar to Patrick Michael. Ah yes. He tries to get in front of everything to the point where he can't talk Oh, oh, you don't think I'm good at podcasting. I also think I suck at podcasting so so take that I'm gonna put out seven more episodes this week. I always say this about The people that you cover that feel they're multi talented Like it's delusional enough to think like hey, I would be great at podcasting I'm gonna start a podcast sure and some people are good at it. Some people are bad you guys decide but to think I'm going to start a podcast. Sure. And some people are good at it. Some people are bad. You guys decide. But to think I'm good at podcasting, I can give financial advice, I can rap, I can do standup comedy. Like that's a fascinating mind to try and get inside of. Yeah. It's a, when you go to those restaurants where they have Korean barbecue but also American food and

steaks and you know it's like you can't be good at all of these things right I'm not gonna go to this restaurant I'm not gonna go to Jerry Banfield's like today I'm doing music tomorrow's my new one-hour stand-up show I'm doing off the cuff and financial advice yeah right but still I'm like why is a painting why is it painting in this junk pile was a painting laying on the floor? When it got flooded I picture people like just seeing their houses flooded and just having a tantrum and throwing everything on the floor Just walking in and grabbing the toaster and like throwing it on the floor and pushing over like ripping stuff off the walls and just The toaster example

lets me think that he's suicide yeah now i'm actually picturing this yeah i think he's done this like why would you throw the toaster into the sewer water that you're stuffing it that seems like a bad idea the bathtub with the toaster when it's plugged in and you cut your wrist just throwing it on the floor and being like, look, it's all ruined. You know, and there's one painting left on the wall that's like, haha, I made it, I made it. And the person walks over and just rips it off the wall and is like, screw you, screw

you, you're dying to, killing you off of all this other stuff. You're dead to me Paintings laying in there drowning. It's like I didn't deserve this Why me why me if I was in Jerry's house? I'd still be alive. Oh my god. This has gotten really demented So I was walking around another night Dark outside and you could see the stars and it was so beautiful and I was thinking like home alone. I was looking around and I'm big into manifesting You know like that. I'm the creator of my reality that I make everything happen Could you imagine wake up every morning Sarah the mirror be like I'm a terrible comic. I'm gonna prove to the world

I'm the worst comic and I cannot write a joke Well, ah everybody If that was your goal, I don't think you'd come out with this because you wouldn't say well I can just inane Lee ramp, you know what you would try to think of bad jokes, not just utter nonsense. Yes. He's one of a kind. This Jerry Badfield, I give it to him. And I'm looking around and I'm like, I made them disappear. I'm like, yes.

So nice, just peaceful walking without all these aggravated, fearful people buzzing around me. But then I've been happy to see people come back and understand that. You're a mad man. I understand that. This is the real deal. I've seen a lot of films about people losing their minds. We're watching this happen.

Yeah. Christian Blatt in the comments, just like he's doing Joker better than Joaquin Phoenix and Joker too Christian Blatt is one of the people that's lost their mind But then I've been happy to see people come back I don't't understand that. Maybe I do because I'm God. Oh, we're going to stick you on the cross. We think you're God Jerry. That's not funny. Where did you even come up with that? Oh, he hasn't done his Indian accent. Yeah. It is offensive. But it is funny also. Jerry, Jerry, Jerry. You just don't get this kind of comedy anymore I'm gonna back that up. That got really funny

That's not funny. Where did you even come up with that? Oh, he hasn't done his Indian accent yet It is offensive, but it is funny also expensive but it is funny also Have been seen and I love it I was just about to say he's a regular Hank Azaria That one I used to hate it when Eminem did some accents in his music Which I don't listen to anymore cuz oh wow that's it's music rough It's like sticking your head not Right in the not the eye of the hurricane, but like all around the sides You mean the hurricane The sides

Your house destroyed no I was right here on the sides Man poor Abedam, How's he gonna recover? lost Jerry Banfield Machine gun Kelly had it coming, but I don't think I don't think I'm and I was ready for this I Enjoyed staying they tell me to evacuate and They're like mandatory evacuation get out or you're gonna die. Am I the only one that sees those messages? And I'm like, nice. You're not the only one. Stuttering. John said the same thing.

He was ready for it. That's not a good thing. You have young kids, Jerry. That's not a good thing. Is it starting to get depressing? Real depressing. That's not a good thing Is it starting to get depressing? Yeah, this is starting to get real depressing Messages and I'm like nice It's like it's gonna be fun fun couple of days. I'm the only one that's like how exciting The wind is gonna blow harder than usual. I'll tell you what blows harder than usual Jerry What is it? What is it my mom or this comedy? Oh, you wish your mom blew harder than usual Jerry What is it? What is it my mom or this comedy? Oh you wish your mom blue harder than usual

Significantly, but it's weird the difference It's like when how do you do that was talking about standalone fruit? I Just try and see how hard I make myself laugh because the truth is where I'm just standing in my office by myself I hit record on a video took two minutes Down the stage of a comedy club in front of an audience I I had no idea Jerry way to tear down the tree. I like that. Yeah, I tricked us on that Oh two minutes is generous. All right, it took maybe a minute to throw up this Hurricane picture off a canva and throw a slap a text on here and I'm just literally talking to myself in my studio

Oh, so you're wondering well, how did you get the idea to do these comedy routines in your studio by yourself? No one was thinking that, literally no one. Without a live audience. Well, you see, I evacuated for the hurricane too. Oh, I thought you didn't evacuate. It's all fun and exciting. Like, okay, I thought it might be nice. They're like, it might flood and you could die and I'm like It'd be stupid if I like died up in the attic By myself trying to like punch through the roof and I I couldn't make it through the roof And I just like drowned in the attic What happened to the wife by the way? It's a good question

What is going on? She's still with him am I the only one picking up on that? Maybe I'm thinking too much about it. Yeah, is Jerry unaware that wind is a factor in hurricanes He mentioned it was water just drains into your house. I like that the water fills the house all the way to the top House I like that the water fills the house all the way to the top The winds are also a major issue yes, and if the water is that high yeah get out of your house float a little bit It's fine And that was my obituaries like this Jerry drowned after not listening to 68 text message alerts It said get out you're going to die and then he died in his attic So I thought I could easily go to a friend's house who offers

Intimate being in somebody's home Being in somebody's home that you've never been in before and they offered it to you and they didn't realize they're gonna let you stay in it before hand nails really intimate like I'm like, how does somebody trust me this much and I like well my daughter did stay at their house because this is my daughter's best friend so oh Wow, that is the saddest thing I've heard so far in this this guy doesn't go to people's houses He doesn't have a friend. See can you believe I got invited over to a house to stay in? Yeah Before See, can you believe I got invited over to a house to stay in? Yeah And then imagine friends house before

Imagine you're the daughter's friend's parents and you're here in the sky be like why would these people trust me in their house? Yeah, well, I don't anymore. So yeah, no, you'll never come back again, sir Stop throwing our paintings into the water, please Like okay, I guess my daughter stayed here you let your kids stay somewhere. That's that's really trusting You know it's probably not as intimate to let somebody stay at your house when you've already let them watch your kid overnight So I'm laying in bed. Where is this going? Oh my god? This is I'm laying in bed. He is the voice and people he's nailing that so full of self-doubt Everything he thinks he's double fees thinking about it again. He's like voice and people he's nailing that so full of self doubt throughout this entire thing Everything he thinks he's double fees thinking about it again. He's like oh shit. Why do they say that?

Why am I saying this where am I going with this? Yeah, I woke up at like three in the morning during hurricane milton and the wind had stopped blowing and for some reason I hadn't filmed a video in like 18 hours so You went 18 hours. How'd you do it? shakes Sleep by the way Creative juices flowing actually I had done a 10-minute live stream, so maybe then less than 12 hours, okay

But I've been thinking about doing comedy. I've been listening like Jadrith is drinking Yeah, I haven't gotten drunk in what day is it all the stand-up comedy and Don't tell him this Jerry they're never gonna watch again. I Proceeded to perform a one-hour stand-up comedy routine by myself in bed in my daughter's best friend's parents bed. Oh God.

What? With my own sheets on it. What? I don't know who does this, but I just thought I'm gonna stay at somebody else's house. I should pack my own sheets, you know? He's a child. He got into his friend's bed and thought it was a stage that he'd perform on.

That's terrifying. This is crazy. So the friend's parents are there or they just let him stay at the house? Well, they're dead now. They were there! And they're still there. They're applauding for him.

I forgot I can't see see he's wearing their skin They drowned them in the attic that's how he got that idea for how he might die I'll take the sheets I'll take the clean sheets out of my closet cuz they evacuated that they probably didn't plan on having somebody Sleep in their bed. Oh shit. They're not there. They're not even there He's like everyone our neighbors gotta get out of here is like can I go to your house? Oh shit, they're not there. They're not even there Everyone our neighbor was gonna get out of here is like can I go to your house? Why would you do that your house is bringing my This is crazy, I didn't know what was going in this direction

This is like you ever see the sitcom the will forte show last man on earth yeah yeah the first episode he's just driving like two mansions and taking them over right now he's knocking out the door door that's just like all right we got another one kids see what toys they have so I took my sheets I put my sheets I took my sheets, I put my sheets, I took their sheets off, put my sheets on, and I'm in my sheets in their bed, and from three to four in the morning I did a one-hour stand-up comedy routine, and the material was so raw and crazy I was looking around them like, I don't know man. I was like, I'm so used to filming YouTube videos, like the community guidelines

They're so stuck in my head that even by myself Doing a comedy routine in the middle of night during a hurricane. I'm like can I say that? How many and Bob's is your drop? Jesus Jerry has definitely gets a turn of service, sir. Can I say that? Like, that's so crazy. You shouldn't. Could you imagine his kids pounding on the door? Stop saying the N-word there! Dad, there's too many upslurs! Go to bed!

That's where he got the heckler material Yeah, Jerry, it's so crazy. I bet you're really wild at three in the morning. You're sober you're a parent Oh, you're so wild now And I thought you know and I thought you know if I just love doing this this much to talk to myself out loud for an hour And I laughed so much that I was cracking the craziest jokes like you know what I guess

Props to you a lot of comics can't pull it off. Give us an example of what some of these jokes you were cracking here. I'm ready for it. It'd be fun to do at home too, wouldn't it? This would be fun to just turn the mic on and just do a little bit of comedy, see what squirts out. Oh, God. See what comes blasting out of my mouth. So this. I don't know. They were like, I don't have anything right now, but you should have heard me at the hotel. Yeah, I was I was zinging and zinging.

Oh yeah. Big Jay gets up on stage. He's like, guys, I prepared nothing. I wish you would have seen me last night when I was by myself looking into the mirror. I had so many observations about Vegas. You've been blown away by it. But you know, now I don't particularly have anything interesting. right, but it was the funniest thing. I was cracking everyone up Okay in comedy today

Maybe it's too soon For some of my neighbors. I'm like how do you have this much stuff like there's junk piles that are almost as big as their House they've torn out like they they've torn out like the entire inside of the house and we're back to this. Okay, I think that's enough Jerry Banfield, um, I'll say I'm blown away when you said Jerry Banfield as a stand-up special That is not what I expected. So you expected what comedy? Netflix no, no, I didn't but but I expected something different. I guess I don't know what I expected but not that All right. I want to talk a little bit about our boy Aaron em Holt

Wish you weren't a liar. God damn it. I gotta get my stinger's in order. I guess we're using that one for now It'll do I have two new ones and I'm not using them appropriately So we have steel toe versus Patrick Melton My lost interest put a video up actually a card of us here. I'm gonna have card of join us. Oh Cardiff welcome to YouTube. What do you think? Have a look around pretty nice around here. I Assume Cardiff died like a month ago. I didn't know who's around we don't know if this is the real cardiff or not You want the real card if you got to go to mario bosco calm that's where you find the real card I'm Mario Bosco calm. It's funny. You say that's a nice tease for something coming up later on in the program

So I appreciate that. All right, let's let's see what's doing with the Aaron emote this week He's very upset with Patrick Melton as usual But he's getting the upper hand and I like that. I like when Aaron's winning whenever you see these rivalries go on You know on one team dominating you want Yankees Red Sox before 2004, right? Right. You want to see like sometimes this team wins sometimes that team wins makes it more exciting So unless you're John just always want the Yankees to win right, I mean I'm not talking about insane people.

Normal people want to see it go back and forth, get it bottled around a little bit. And so I think NLO has been getting some Ws over the toe in the last year and a half. So it's time for a shift, I would say. So yeah, there is some stuff tonight that's going to be a little dramatic, okay but It's Going to be all right. Just the only thing that I care about is that we make a little money tonight That's it because what's up the air?

I thought he was in it for the pure joy I thought he was in it for the pure joy and the comedy aspect. This fucking guy, you can't find a clip of this guy not talking about the goal. It's crazy. It is crazy. I'm not even trying to focus on the goal right now. We're trying to play the other things. Did I mention my loss interest put this together? If I didn't, my loss interest put this together.

That's it because I looked at the books. Yeah. If we can nail every goal between now and next Tuesday. Okay. Back in the black where Mrs. Every once in a while are not going to kill us. Nice. Where this is fascinating to me. Because we've been wondering, he's been saying for a while, like, we just need to hit hit these goals So that's couple weeks and then we'll be good to go and everyone's speculating. Oh, you're going back to radio We're gonna get into that in a moment. You got another job. What's going on? Why is it just a couple of weeks? So he's doing the math on the back end and he's saying if we can hit every goal between now and next Tuesday Mmm, then we're even and he's in a place where if he misses by 50 bucks 80 bucks

He's not as stressed about it. They'll make up for it another time. This is what I can't figure out Because he also talks about and we'll get into these cups, too He has a certain type of lifestyle that he enjoys living. He's on the golf course all the time He's buying himself new Vikings jerseys and going to games and doing all the stuff Women's Vikings jerseys. They have a nicer fit, you know? You know what, I'm too baggy in the shoulders where the pads would go on a man. You're like, the women's cut.

Understood. Sure. And then you get to the point where he's like, but also if we make the goal over the next five episodes, then I can finally relax. So we're within an inch of this working or not working. Yeah. But at the same time, he also needs to make six figures a year in order to live his lifestyle in rural Minnesota. What if he misses by $20 each episode? Then he's fucked. Are we fucked?

Yeah, it's over. That's what I don't understand. It's crazy about it. Yeah. He goes nuts over five bucks at the end of the program. He just took on a new job at the gym. He is working at the gym. That is true. Or you know, you have one of those evening shows where it's like that we missed by 1150. Yeah, what the fuck are you gonna do? You know? Yeah, put it on my tab. And also, Patrick Melton crying in the fucking breast milk over me. A guy who has hitched himself to my, hitched his wagons to my horse for two years,

done nothing but harass. Anyone tangentially involved with me for two years has made fucking disgusting comments about my daughter that are archived, everything else, now saying that I'm defaming him for pointing out those comments about my daughter can really can you think of a bigger fucking pussy everybody on the internet should point out what a fucking pussy bitch this guy is and by the way yeah him melting down about this a is desperate mm-hmm and is

him losing it and again I'm sorry that I can read this guy like a book I'm sorry I see through him and I hate when he apologizes. It's such a being great. Yeah, it's a smug arrogant Cocky thing to do listen. I'm sorry. I'm just better at this than everyone else And I knew this was gonna happen all along and you guys are all idiots. I'm sorry. That's what happened It's a gift and a curse. He didn't want that talent you understand, right? He's so rust upon him and I don't think Aaron can see through Melton not even x-rays can see that and I'm sorry some of you hate me so much that you were blind to it I told you that if I that's very offensive Mike actually knows what's going on didn't go

tit for tat with this guy if I just poked him once in a while and let him go Yeah, he'd break down he'd break himself. He's been breaking down. I'm guessing the numbers are down That's hilarious. This is one of the things that Aaron does He just makes up something in his head and then rips on you for it I'm guessing less people are watching his show Why don't you just look it up? You can just see it at the numbers are posted right there on YouTube I'm guessing it gave him cancer. How bad I'm writing him now. Yes It just makes shit up. I'm guessing he cries himself to sleep every night. He's having a horrible existence

Sure, why not? I'm guessing he can't look in the mirror and realize oh shit. I'm not talented. This was just all about Aaron But now I've been creepy. I've gone. What happened was he went too far with the Aaron shit and people turned on him. Okay. So in his mind, everyone's turned on Patrick Melton, because he went too far with the Aaron shit. Now let me explain what he's talking about. We've talked about it before in the show. It's boring. But Patrick made a single joke about, because Aaron didn't have a cup holder in his car, and he said, just tell your daughter to stand on her head.

Boom, and there's a cup holder. Well, I'm paraphrasing however he said the joke. And Aaron has turned this into that Patrick Melton sexually harasses minors, and he says this over and over again. He says, well, I mean, this guy is sexually harassing minors. And so Patrick goes out and goes, you shouldn't say that. I wish you'd stop saying that. And the reason why he's doing that is

because in order for any defamation lawsuit to take place, you have to let the person know I want you to stop saying that. And then you document how many times they say it and how often they say it and how they say it and you get all of that now you might say you need to prove damages not for that type of defamation if you just say that someone's harassing sexually harassing Underage people and they're not that's all it takes But at the same time Aaron also keeps saying you shouldn't work with Patrick on his super tip system Because he sexually harasses minors and anyone working with Patrick is a piece of shit for doing that so he's also trying to

ruin his business at the same time so it's probably a suit is it is this just an Aaron thing or are people actually like turning on that's what happened okay here's what's actually happening yeah there is a threat in kiwi farms that Aaron gets all of his news from. And in this thread, and Kiwi Farms is not a fan of Nick Ricada. So Kiwi Farms, because they don't like Nick Ricada, is definitely on the side of Aaron versus Nick and Patrick Melton in all of this. So that's what's happening from this. And then Aaron sees whatever this Kiwi Farms, and by the way, Kiwi Farms is

the same place where they've exposed that Aaron in court papers beat his ex-wife and his two ex-wives were commiserating about how he treated them all this came out of Kiwi Farms he ignores that because that's a horse shit can't believe everything you read on the Kiwi right but that when it's about Patrick Melton he's like this is obviously what's going on it is what's good about it is though it is much more reputable than reddit and Twitter which people Aaron bashes people for listening to correct it's good that he goes to a reputable so that's Kiwi Farms is where you find all of the real information

that's going on out there. Dislike him. He says, Aaron's making people not like me. Make yourself not. Let me tell you something. I got my shit from Kiwi Farms. They're the ones who found all the clips he's ever done. I went on, I saw him, and I went,

this guy's got a fucking issue. He's got a history. Now he's doing the Melton impression. He's like, he's making everyone not like me. I watch a lot of NLL. I also watch too much Steel Toe. And the way he's reporting on this is just patently false. Oh, okay. Patrick Melton is never crying on his show going, I wish I would just stop doing this. I can't take it anymore. Panic's having a very good time in his life. Everything is tongue in cheek. Everything's a good time. He's never melting down like we actually see Aaron do on his show every day. He's never doing that.

So I guess that's what I was going to- is he actually going to sue Aaron? Because I guess that's what Aaron would be referring to by crying. He doesn't want to, but at the same time, he's making his case for it because Aaron won't stop saying that he sexually harasses minor children. Interesting. So at a certain point you kind of got to put somebody on notice and go, listen you can't get away with this. And Aaron's been done like this before as we know. He's got other civil and criminal charges pending. He got kicked off the radio. He got kicked off Twitch. He doesn't know when to shut his fucking mouth. And he mouth and exactly he's in control of everything and he's killing it

He's also acting like he's gonna get a job again. Oh, yeah, we're gonna get to that a moment This guy's got a nice here yourself makes people not like you dude. You are an unlikable person Here's what you did Patrick you hitched your wagons to me You got in over your skis and now you're not this everybody's darling anymore A lot of people think you're a fucking creep You're not everyone's darling anymore was Patrick Melton ever everyone's darling Chased off the internet or whatever however you want to describe it from my red bar. Yeah. Yeah women fainting at dabble Kong the Beatles

a chase stadium is even bigger in person you did that I didn't do that Kiwi Farms didn't do that all we did was saw what you said and went wow this guy it to us is fucking disgusting. This is a fucking disgusting guy. And if that makes you cry and that makes you sad, that's something you're gonna have to deal with, buddy. This is the thing that Aaron does, is where he's gaslighting his eyes.

He's like, this makes him cry, it makes him sad. No, that's not what's happening. Is there ever, does Aaron ever have fun on his show? Like, does there never have fun going back at Patrick Melton like play some clips where Patrick Melton looks like a Creep and make fun of him. I've never seen it It's always this like he's turning his chair backwards to reason with the kids, you know and tell him like hey Patrick ain't cool I know you think he's cool sometimes but he ain't all right. That'll get you into trouble listening to Patrick Right. It does sound like a say no to drugs cool sometimes, but he ain't. All right. That'll get you into trouble. Listening to Patrick. It does sound like a say no to drugs conversation.

I know it might be fun at first, but it doesn't work out in the long term guys. Don't be checking out the NLO. There's never a laugh to be had. Like I say no to NLO. I don't know enough about what people are turning on Patrick. I'll have to look more into it But like if they are join them have some fun make Patrick. This is just scolding us If you're reading this kiwi farms thread pull that up, right? Give us some of the highlights of it so we know what you're talking about

But for whatever reason he never shows receipts But I know I want to give you an update on the radio gig. Because we just heard he said he just needs to make his goal for one more week and then he's going to feel better about it and things are going to be clear. But he also really wants to get back on the radio. This is from Real Player Media who does a great job archiving every episode of Aaron trying to hit the goal ideas to lighten the load for us. It's just as we incur fewer expensive expenses, we'll be able to drop some things. I'm just hoping we can survive. I have a question, Aaron. Like what? Name? Right? expenses?

What's one expense? And don't say Johnny and Matt who had nothing to the show. Right? Well, it was tick tock account for one. That's a radio thing. I haven't checked on it lately. I've been afraid to, um, when people are often out to get you and they lie about you and shit and then it hurts your, like a gig you had lined up not that we had a finite start date for it it does it's it's demoralizing a little bit but hopefully we get that straightened out I've just been to chicken shit to check in on it I've just been going I'll give it some space I'll

give it some breathing room whatever some's in time? Yeah, it's unfair, but Such his life. This is crazy. He's been talking about getting back on the radio So let's be September in August. He was saying was gonna happen in September then when he talked to that Aussie guy And he asked him about it. He said well I got some legal things they gotta take care of and then we'll be able to get on it He's too afraid to reach out to his future employer and check in Because he doesn't want to hear the bad news that they moved on which means he doesn't have the job What do you think he's gonna check in and they're gonna be saying hey Aaron come on come here, buddy come on

That's that's crazy to me that he's too afraid of this rejection That's obviously going to happen for him to even reach out and be like that is the most honest he's been it is Yes, that ever that is interesting Yeah, well he does say people are fucking with him and lying when I was able to find five reasons He wouldn't have a radio job Watch this because this is crazy later in the show, he starts fantasizing about this gig working out on the radio. It could be funny, though.

I just email and check in, and I'm like, hey, guys, what's up? And they're like, yeah, we actually said we weren't going to talk to you until November anyway. But just clear the shit up and we'll be fine. That's what I'm kinda hoping for. Cause I do wanna get back on the air. I do wanna get back on and take back my number one spot.

I never lost it, you know? Nope. I never lost it. It was lost for you. It was taken away from me, so I wanna get it back. You were fired. Exactly what I'm saying. You lost it. I didn't lose it, I was number one and then I wasn't there anymore. You were fired Exactly what I'm saying

I didn't lose. I was number one, and then I wasn't there anymore I never lost my number one YouTube channel right I Don't think it was never one. It was the most listened to podcast in the world today most famous So Aaron is and this was I don't know maybe ten minutes went by where he goes I can't even reach out to them and they start fantasizing But what if I do and they're like yeah, of course you have a job here Aaron Aaron We're thinking we should pay you more money than we originally talked about I feel like we owe you We paid you since September really you weren't here. We just start giving you a retroactively all the money

Can we smite your enemies for you? Aaron it seems like you haven't turned on the station. We've just been silent since you What do you think's playing hard to get like he's negotiating hard is like wow this guy really we need him more than he needs us So stupid won't even talk to us all right. This is Aaron. He's only five away from the goal From yesterday very exciting stuff Out of it Well, we take 15 out of thermodyne diesels 20 we take that five and that 199 that the movie math right there Oh is my favorite

We got to convert to gross to net and then we'll figure out much we're far away from the goal Puts us five away from today. Oh, we got this So a quick fiber and we call it another win for the toe after I once again for like the third week in a row lament my existence when we don't knock it out right away. Five bucks away. Help us out and we'll call it another win for the toe. Oh my God. Another day.

Another slog to the finish line. This is exhausting for him. Do you imagine you're watching my show and I'm just like, Oh, thank God. Another day, another slog to the finish line. This is exhausting for him. Do you imagine you're watching my show and I'm just like, oh, thank God. I can't, I didn't think we were gonna get through this today. You're not doing justice. That was a sound marathon runners make. Right. Oh my God.

Yeah. Yeah. It's just, there's nothing fun about watching a guy struggle to survive on a daily basis like this. Just to start a show. Okay. Fair enough. You're right. Maybe I'm off on that, but you know, I will say outside of that 10 minutes a day where I'm talking about how pathetic it is. I have fun doing the rest of it. It's way more than 10 minutes. In fact, real media player that I'm watching

right now is the one who puts together the clips of just the begging for the gold portions And it's 45 minutes to an hour of every program that much. It's crazy So the he was doing videos for a while that are half an hour. Yes And now he's doing five hours of the show because as Patrick Mountain predicted He was used to do four hours you get extra 30 minutes if you get them to the goal. And now he's going, well, shit, I'm not going to make any money if I just leave. So I was just staying out as long as he can to make as much money as possible. Carl, this video you're watching now is 57 minutes, 34 seconds. This is just the most recent one from real media players.

This is from yesterday. It's a big fucking good way to make a living despite all the begging, despite all the money we need to... Really, my biggest problem is people talk about the second mics and stuff. The problem is I had a really successful radio career. Okay, this is very fascinating to me. This is what you were just talking about before. What are the expenses?

Why does he need to make so much money? Don't say it's just Johnny and Matt. That's not a lot of money. You don't need them. Well, whether it's not a lot of money, you're just Johnny and Matt. That's not a lot of money. You don't need them. Well, whether it's not a lot of money, you're deciding to pay them. That's not an expense. He does solo shows.

So, okay, so let's hear what the real reason is. He needs all this money. Problem is people talk about the second mics and stuff. The problem is I had a really successful radio career and the money was coming in nice and I have to keep it. That's the biggest expense. You can sit here and go, oh it's Johnny, oh it's this, oh it was April, what was that?

Fact is, I made good enough scratch at that radio job. That's insane to me. He got fired from a job and now it's his viewer's job to make up that salary that he lost. I used to be a partner at a digital marketing agency, I never bring it up, but it's true. I made very good money. Oh, I do bring it up? I made very good money oh I do bring it up I made very good money I never once thought when I

transitioned into podcasting these people fucking owe me the amount of draw that I was taking from my position as a or else I won't podcast that's mostly what attracted me to this goal is the idea that the audience owes him like the amount that I made the day I started my Patreon for podcasting was zero. Yes. I took a risk and said, hopefully people will subscribe to this thing. Come on gang. Right. And luckily they did. And I and I probably make less money than Aaron. But I have my dignity.

Like, I make a good living. And I don't have to beg them and berate them for not paying me enough Honestly, let's say hypothetically. Shooley works at Pickley Wiggly. Okay another job He hypothetically that's that's the case Way more dignity in that then begging on the internet twice a day. He's just dark side Phil with a different persona I would much rather get a minimum wage job at the Wendy's up the street than bag on the internet every day.

Would you bartend? Oh, that's embarrassing. A chance you might have taught me that's very embarrassing to do that. Like if I lose every subscriber, I will then make less money yes I would then have to figure out another way to make money I don't get to then go to box-eating dad's house and say buddy where's the payment right this thing goes till I die don't you understand you owe me money eternally now Siri call I come buckets I come buckets. I gotta hash it out with that asshole. People might stop listening at some point.

Yeah. And I took that salary and I split it between April and I and that was more than fine to take care of. And now guess what? When you lose that job you gotta keep that income. Wow. That's so telling. So he's accustomed to a certain lifestyle and so now we all owe him that money. So when I lose that job, you have to keep that income. Right. Right, yeah. That's what I mean. Makes no sense. Now the other thing that Aaron does, one more clip on here, because now we're down to only five bucks and he gets like another dollar, which is 80 cents or 70 cents or whatever Jesus and he loves to do this thing. I know you picked up on this mic where he gets really cute with how to give him money It never works. He'll be like oh, we're 70 from the goal What if 70 he gave us 10 bucks right now that would get us to the goal everyone just chip in 10 bucks seven of you So we got these weird scenarios. It never comes to fruition the problem is six of my friends always turned me down

I try to get people on board. I know I'm gonna text out like when are we gonna give to the towards the goal? Whatever was ignores me so this is Him having a little fun with how he's gonna make up the rest of this goal work. Anyway, we're five away from today Never mind. We're four away from oh, oh Let's do the one dollar at a time thing. So that's 80 cents 160 160 cents. That's $1.60. How funny is that idea? What if we do the dollar to type thing guys? This will be hilarious for everyone. away that would be what five more one dollar gives on rumble and we've knocked out today's goal you following this Mike I don't think I've ever heard pennies away I've never heard three dollars and forty cents away and they did the math in his head he goes okay so that's

five rumble rants five dollars on rumble rants figuring out the Yep, the big keep it going guys. What did I say? We're at 340 Here we go Let's uh-oh. What did I do? Oh Hold on something up there go. $3.40. I'm going to keep tracking this to the dime on this one. I want to see if they'll do it a buck at a time. 70 cents on YouTube for a dollar, 80 cents on Rumble for a dollar.

Buffalo Jockey says, do you think you'll be back on? Can you believe he's doing that right now? 70 cents on Rumble for what does he mean? So I guess rumble only takes 20% and YouTube takes 30% So he's doing the math for us So we can figure it out So clever He's amazing

80 cents on rumble for a dollar Buffalo jockey says do you think you'll be back on radio before you turn 50 years old I was talking about that earlier Will you be back on radio before you turn 50 years old I was talking about that earlier we'd be back at her before you turn 50 years old how old Aaron 38 yeah 37 or 38 radio won't be around when you're 50 stop trying to get paid is a dying business stay on YouTube where you seem to be making enough money to live way more more I believe on YouTube than at your local stations. It's crazy. I hope so or I'm gonna think I'll lose my mind. I won't. All right, I want you to tell me if this person did anything wrong. I honestly think we should have just left this guy alone. Nice now he's back to new. Yeah, he's fine. Leave him alone.

Somebody too says F your $1 at a time. All right, we're taking $1 and 45 cents of his two bucks that he just gave us Jesus on PayPal party foul. Hold on. He's taking 145 and two bucks on PayPal What's the presented on PayPal? What's he talking about? That doesn't make any sense What's the presented on PayPal? What's he talking about? That doesn't make any sense Do they he prefers pay transfer fee or something? They take like a 1.5% Yeah, yeah, right. It might be nothing and it might be just a very small amount, but it's not 55 cents on two bucks Interesting. Yeah, this is the worst it's ever been

Counting pennies. This is pathetic. Yes So that's gonna put two bucks even. Johnny. Two dollars even and we're done. Two dollars even. It was 340. So you took a buck 40. It was I think it was 145 but whatever. So that's not 195 but two bucks. Everyone following this? Alright, let's go. It's a little more. That's a little more than two one dollar gives on rumble. Oh So we are Three one dollar gives on rumble away from knocking it out okay two dollars Say is the goal for today. I'm just deciding that I just want to have a little fun with it. Oh, yes is fun Yeah, it's embarrassing and now I just I'm not joking around. Yeah, it's just kind of funny. Right, guys. I do this. I don't desperately want this $2. It's crazy. All right, we're running long, but I do have some important things to get to. So let's hit it. Before I forget, I've been wanting to mention this Saturday, the 19th of October, if you're in the Western New York area, the stubs are performing at the bug jar

Yeah, and my other band buzz Meyers are opening for them So if you want to see you get Andy and have a nap in between and crows, I might It's gonna be a lot of work. I gotta do a podcast that day We have a lot of work to do but yeah, October 19th come see the ice stubs at the bug jar It's gonna be a fun show. I'm looking forward to it. Yeah, and See the ice at the bug jar. It's gonna be a fun show. I'm looking forward to it Yeah, and come on down if you want to hang out with us and see a show You know came to our last ice at home show That would be baloney factory. Oh, yeah, baloney factory made the trip and I remember afterwards

He came up to me and he goes. Oh, that's a really good show. Well. I thought you'd expect that. Yeah, he seemed surprised He seemed very surprised I've never seen you do one of those before Surprise you're actually proficient at something. Yeah, a lot of people are taking it back by that I've met people through work and through different things. I tell them in a band for some reason They always assume I'm a bass player player Huh, they find very offensive. Yeah Yeah, what the fuck bass player definitely don't give up lead singer vibes, okay That's understandable

so stuttering John and clay had a falling out this week and Yeah This is I'm sure you're all over this Had a falling out this week and Yeah This is I'm sure you're all over this Cardiff you probably know more about this than I do, but I want to give you my take on it, and I want to thank doom on YouTube dooms paya

PAY UH does a great job clipping this stuff for us. And so Doomspayah put this up of John and Clay from this week. Clay dabble, remember from 14 months. Dude, I won't be on Friday. Send legend the link. He's definitely not a psychopath. I can't see my chat when I'm on my phone live with you. All right. So you won't be on Friday. So he just said, I won't be, dude, I won't be on Friday. Send Legend the link instead. Another person who super chats.

Okay. This is all, this is all the communication that we've seen watch how John processes this have you seen this yet? Mike so I was gonna ask so I've only seen the doom clip Okay, is there more context or is clay devil just saying like hey, I can't make it on Friday I think this is the context now the other context behind this is that clay was a mod for John He had the wrenches say. He was able to block people and put people on timeout. And then John took that away from him because he heard that Clay was blocking people who were super chatting him. He heard that from his PI Dustin and we find out he's also a moderator. Dustin wears a lot of hats. He's seen the photoshopped. He's seen the

photoshopped of this happening, the screen grabs of it. So he's already got a sense in his mind that Clay Dabler might be upset with him because he's blocking people and John had to take his mod privileges away. So then he sees it and he goes, I can't be on this Friday. And so John draws his conclusion that, oh, we've had a falling out, we're no longer friends.

So that's it. Clay Dabler be butthurt. Clay Dabler is mad that I dismodded him. It's funny because Dustin is still my friend, and I unmodded him as well. But Clay just goes to show you, you're a thin-skinned freak. Yeah, I said it. This is a guy who we just did that bonus show on our Patreon and for YouTube members

yesterday living in the past with John. John was on Twitter back then all the time reading Twitter on his show. And he posted something that just said, Hey, check out my show coming up, blah, blah, blah. And someone responded with no, and he blocked them. He's like, so I blocked them. How thin-skinned can you be? I just wrote, responded with no, and you blocked them? If you really believe that if you think

that ending a friendship because I unmodded you, well, then you shouldn have never had the wrench to begin with. You're jumping to conclusions here, John, I think. Okay. It's just that it can't be on this Friday. I'm sure Cardiff is probably on this. I assume people have put together a montage of John saying how much he loves Clay and how he'll never say a bad word about him and how they're best friends. Oh, he does the montage himself afterwards. I know, yeah, yeah. Friends. Oh, he does he does the montage himself afterwards. I know yeah. Yeah I'm just saying it's funny how quickly

This is a brother to me. I don't care what he does right? Yeah, he does one thing and he's like fuck you Yeah, he's so ready for this dooms in the chat. Nobody ever saw this coming total blind time. Yes, very Predictable how all his relationships and of course If that's gonna turn you go ahead. Go ahead. I never gave you any information. Yeah. How he goes there. Yep. Immediately he's like, oh, you turned on me?

Well, anything that he says about me, I was a lie. That was my integrity verification. So don't believe him. He even gets into like, he's already worried he's gonna come on my show and uncle Rico. he's already worried about clay devil are making the media rounds he thinks he's Frank Underwood he's like I never gave you any information what John you're a drunk in Florida you don't there's no information they could write he also thinks that clay dad was gonna turn into Kamala Harris

and she's gonna be on with Stephen Colbert and Howard Stern Alex Cooper all my secrets Turn turn baby turn I don't give a fuck I really don't give a shit Yeah, I could tell so don't come on Friday. You think I need you on Talking over me every second. Oh, so this is where it begins So John has always said he loves clay clay's the best and now all clay said Well, I can't be on this Friday Maybe you ask imagine to come on in my absence And now John is gonna unload all the things he hates about clay tabler right here. Well, your mother's a filthy whore

Ready to go at any point Disrespecting the Duke. No, I don't I Don't need you to talk over me every second. I don't need your fucking I don't need your fire sirens and police. He's worked up. Wow. He is fired up. Some people think this is all work and the John's acting. I don't think he is. I think there is a work going on here, but I don't think John's in on it. I think a tiny little lawyer might be pulling some strings behind the scenes, but we'll get into that.

I don't need you to talk over me every second. I don't need your fucking, I don't need your fire sirens and police sirens in the background. That was so hard. He even tried to rev himself back up again. I don't need your damn it. It didn't work. It turns out. John is, do you ever see that? I know you guys have compared John to Trump in many ways before, but yeah, here's a clip of from Howard Stern where they had Trump on and Trump's like Artie was really terrific at my roast and then Artie made fun of Trump and Trump goes He was really quite terrible Artie was a disgrace

He was that's what John is where like he loves a guy until you say one mean thing about just on a dime Yeah, that's what I mean if you would ask John last week how clay is on the show because great my best goes Yeah, him and Rob are killing it and now other to me. He's so ready to pull the ripcord Yeah, he's been betrayed so many times and he's right about all of these things Yeah, clay dabler is definitely terrible on John show definitely It's hard to listen to they screaming over him all the time And there's always noise and distractions happening John was quickly how quickly does dog fucker come out of his mouth when Rob? But also clay has been agitating him recently he's been pushing back Our most recent John video on YouTube our last segment was pointing out that John's starting to be like

Whoa, well clay you have your own opinions on stuff cuz you're supposed to disagree with me Yeah, and so yeah, this is kind of been boiling over a little bit I don't need your mic not working half the time I don't need the constant clicking and Constant fucking you go to the bathroom every two seconds now. Don't worry about it. Don't come on. I don't give a shit. Clay Dabler. He's not blocked. Wake up, John. This is all getting too weird. Now it's like who's trolling me now. Yeah. Who is trolling you John? Clay Dabler or is the legend?

I don't know anymore. Maybe more than two people. Yeah, maybe it's neither of those two people. We'll get into that in a moment. You know, this is a mystery. Tell Cryberry. So now he's reading the legend's $100 super chat. Crybaby Clay, your mod confirmed I was blocked.

John, I sent you the screenshots of me being blocked and Clay crying. Not more I can do. Whatever you did unblocked me. Tell crying Clay I never said he blocked me. Notice he has no issues with the spelling errors and a $99 super check. Yeah, it's amazing. He'd be pointing out a lot of these issues normally, but he likes to watch it. It's a lot of these issues normally, but he likes the legend. It's a lot of money, so it's fine. Your other mod did. Can claim really be this dumb.

That is true. Clay. What is true? What do you even take away from that? According to this, the legend is saying that clay was crying about the legend, but he's not the one who blocked him. It's very hard to even make sense of what's going on here. Yeah, I hate to say it, but it's all true.

Dustin saw you block him. This is the thing too with John. Every piece of evidence is someone else told me it happened. So Dustin said a thing happened, therefore it happened. So Dustin said a thing happened therefore it happened and let's not forget that Robert Myers said he downloaded his audiobook from my Patreon even though Robert Myers was not on my Patreon ever so that must be true. John, John it's the equivalent of a 14 year old girl at a cafeteria table. Like it's oh she has herpes Billy told me she has herpes. Oh gross. I guess Vicky has herpes then

You could lie all you fucking want but I am going to believe the legend and I'm going to believe Dustin O'Reilly I'm sorry. That's just solid. These are these are reputable men.'s who I would believe that's whoever gives him more money or more things so Dustin's is PI slash mod So Dustin's the one so stop saying He is pulled up a lot of dirt I know Chad has a PI now he's finding out people's Facebook pages He found out producer Chris's middle name this is getting nuts now. It's out of control. Oh wait, that's on the Facebook page too. Yeah. Okay. Go figure. Can you believe it? I have talked into the legend at length. You won't even give me a phone number. Oh, that's very telling right there. What did he have talking to? Yeah, I have talking to the legend. I like John needs friends so badly. Everything with him is is about phone calls and I experienced this in the little time that him and I were exchanging Correspondence Vinny has dealt with this. I know Cardiff has dealt with this

Oh, yeah on the air He needs people to answer the phone and listen to his bullshit when he's not podcasting He's a lonely loser So therein lies the difference Listen to his bullshit when he's not podcasting. He's a lonely loser. So therein lies the difference. I know too much about the legend. Should we stop calling him stuttering John? I mean, he did stutter finally for the first time in a while.

Can we just call him lonely John? It's a more appropriate name for him. He's a very lonely guy. The lonely first. The lonely first. To be trolling me. It's a more appropriate name for him. He's a very lonely guy the lonely To be trolling me I Know too much about what he does for a living the legend has helped my good buddy Marco Talk to him for about an hour What have you have you ever talked to me outside of the album? Where's clay? I don't think so.

That's long. The long distance charges involve John. That was so sad. That is so sad that he's just like, are you even my friend that talks to me on the phone? I don't need everyone on my show to talk to me on the phone. No, no, he isn't. Yeah. It's so weird. So I'm just gonna scrub a little bit ahead here because now we find out the real truth of why john's upset about

what's going on here. And spoiler, it's about money. I'm not gonna do your show anymore because you unmodded me. And And now you're trashing a guy that super chats me on a regular basis. A hundy here, a 50 here. That's fucking real money, Clay. Said the millionaire. John, is that an act of violence? Yeah, that is an act of violence. I would say blocking people are giving you a hundy here and a 50 there

No to add context to this so yeah, I wasn't sure where this clip started I didn't see the doom clip yet, but I did I did see this yesterday The legend quote unquote the legend was texting John saying clay is in the chat trashing me Yes, he's also blocked me right. I can Clay is in the chat trashing me. Yes. He's also blocked me right, so I can't respond in the chat. So basically that was the What started all this? Okay. It was it was he was being egged on by Whoever the legend According to

Debelver's lore the legend was the number two overall pick in like the 1988 MLB draft in 1998 1998 MLB draft. He never really made it, but he was a journeyman play on a bunch of different major league teams He wasn't anything great first pinch hit grand slam in the playoffs Carl Neat never made an all-star team didn't live up to being the second overall pick by any means So this guy is now called the legend and he was giving money to Kevin Brennan And then he befriended John and was giving John money and John claims that he has long conversation with them they met at the pub once and talked baseball for all this time and If that is true, and let's say the legend is this guy who's in his what 50s now?

Ex major league baseball player. He'd be in his late 40s. Okay. So guys drafted in 98 guys in his late 40s and he's spending his time with this. This guy blocked me and he's saying mean things about me and I wanted to give you money and I want, I was watching your show and then I couldn't watch your show because guy blocked me and he's crying about me. Like, this is, I can't stress this enough. These are adult men that are involved in all of this horseshit that we're watching right now. This is insane.

Slow your roll there, Hamburger. This is a high roller. Now, I don't wanna brag. I've been to casinos with $100. Whoa. And I've never had people, men suits swore me and say sir we understand You have a great deal of money right this way to our finest sweets. Yes Hiro I can't get past that he's like this man has given me fifty

$100 This is real money that we're talking about Money that's fucking that's a high roller And we ain't got a fucking cry over not getting them He took my so the legend just gave another 50 bucks as usual crying clay goes off at a tangent acting on emotion I was blocked clay clay You've been bashing me in the chats because you are damaged over John taking your mod away. How many times did John tell you it wasn't personal? Grow up, Clay. Now, I don't know anything about the legend. I don't know much about

Clay. I just know that this is someone who's stirring the pot. This $50 super chat right here, it looks a lot like something Vince the lawyer would do to try to draw up some interesting because John's so boring right now and Vince is trying to make him interesting and going on his show is not helping at all. But if he can stir up this drama going on behind the scenes with the super chat and people supporting John and John turning on Clay and taking the legend side, this all is interesting fodder. It shows up on Dappos Anonymous.

It's showing up right now on her these podcasts I have a feeling that an ex baseball player in his late 40s is not putting shit like this in a super chat That crazy no, that's fair. Okay, it's a fair little league baseball players John is dealing with anything like I The idea that John is dealing with anything like, my moderator on the Blind Mike Project is DJ Elektra. I love Elektra. If she came to me with this problem, halfway through the first sentence of explaining this,

I would say, you can moderate or not. We're just not, I'm not listening to this. It's psychotic. That's correct. I wrench away, put his way, Clay. I talked to Dustin every day. Every day. Poor Dustin. It's another person. Just like fucking John's calling me again. And not once did he cry about me taking his wrench away. Not once did he say that he was mad. And that's a fact, Jack.

I said to Dustin, I go, dude, I don't know who blocked the legend. But I don't want anyone blocked. He goes, I already told you who it was. It was Clay. I go, I know told you who was it was clay. I go, I know, but Clay's the clay is denying it. And if Clay is going to deny it. I don't think Clay's a liar. And I didn't. Oh, but they've changed. I don't know so much anymore. I know that the legend is not a lie.

I know that as a fact. You don't, though. No, you don't. You honestly don't. That's a good point. It's really a really stupid thing to say. We have talked about our children. We have talked about our jobs.

We have talked about so many things. You talked about your job? How'd you do that? John's laying on his belly with his feet up. You haven't heard the news? This is so ridiculous. What's the news? Oh, he had his second job interview today.

Did he really? I did not hear this. Where is he interviewing at? Only, and another great move by stuttering John Melendez. The only person he's told is Vince the lawyer. Smart. Then I won't show up my text around. Keep it close to the vest.

It won't be close to the vest. And there is no way, no way he would lie to me. And there's no way that Dustin would lie to me. No, I've been duped way too many times by people. And why are you the judge and who's lying to you? That's the funniest part. I love that clip right there. It goes, there's no way he's lying to me. I've been duped too many times by people. Never again. Fool me 30 or 40 times. Why are you trusting your instincts John? Your instincts are completely wrong

I don't fall fact because I've only been duped by everyone else ever This is this is how I would talk about maybe I mean being generous eight people in my life that I've known for many many years Yeah, you know I mean like this is not how I would talk about someone. I met in an internet chat room essentially Listen if there's one thing I know about I come buckets, I come buckets does not lie to me. This is a good man. Roche never the greater good. Not a liar.

I feel clay. I'm being duped by you. But I don't know what the end game is. You're going to go on the shit way. So I don't care. You're going to go on Lady K show. I don't care what the end game is gonna go on the shit way, so I don't care You're gonna go on lady. K. Show. I don't care seems like you do do have that Doesn't bother me Father's me

Still talking about losing legend as a friend that would bother me friend or donator right? That's what we're talking about It's all about money and all your friend and never gave you another dollar John Right. You like that? Boy, it's on the money because of the friendship and That's a fact Jack. I Oh Little pussy boy clay crying clay boy clay crying clay ban me john f off you got it all right i just want to point something out about this super chat that just came in just to show how stupid john is so there's a super

chat for two bucks ban me john f off it's in u.s dollars now there's one thing i know about clay i don't know a lot about him is that he's British I think that when he super chats, it's in pounds British pounds Shots too stupid to know the difference. It's like the fake G double Bina from Canada. You could never fucking figure it out How do you crack this case I'm not sure Then me John F off you got it. Goodbye Goodbye and Good riddance. Watch this. So he's banning him on YouTube. And now he's like, wait a second. Goodbye. Oh, bye sign. Oh, boy. That's

embarrassing. Don't do that. Bye sign. Don't do that again. Jen. Legend I just blocked clay. You don't have to worry. Yeah. So we can be I know I know he was saying rude things about you. The chat. Don't worry. You don't have to worry. Yeah. So we can be friend. I know. I know. He was saying rude things about you. The chat. Don't worry. You don't have to see that. I know you might've been haze in locker rooms all over America, but I've saved you from the little British boy. This is the guy who calls other people pussy play to survive. I can't bash you anymore on my chat. Okay. Thank God. So now John has to go to block him on Twitter.

This is how much of a pussy John is. I can't think of a better word to use than pussy. He has to immediately go to Twitter and make sure that there's no possible way he could see any of his tweets or DMs that come in. What a pussy. Well, John's never regretted blocking someone. He's never gone through the list of the people he's blocked and undone it all. So he's at least he's firm with these decisions over and over and over again. That's a strong suit. It's crazy.

No, he did it in this episode that we're watching. Actually, I want to see him. Before he fucking starts crying at me there. John, what would happen if he messaged you on Twitter? What would be what would happen to you? Yeah, I just I can't even see it. He's such a wuss. He has to block him on Twitter immediately in the middle of his show. Yeah. What a baby. Well, you're not a man. You're not a man. If you have to go on

blocking people on any possible way to reach out to you. It's crazy. One any possible way to reach out to you. It's crazy Now now he's blocked on Twitter too, I'm done hands are washed He's there she washed his hands does not work now it works. Now my hands are washed. With the refreshing taste of Coors. Destroy my friendships. And we just saw this whole drama unfold on the Stuttering John podcast.

I mean, this is where you get real entertainment, folks. This is where you get real drama in real time. Okay, so I remember when Howard called Chevy Chase's house to talk to the housekeeper he got chubby very upset and there was a back-and-forth that lasted years and Is that equivalent to John blocking clay dappler on Twitter? He's of a super chat from the legend the only drama is gonna be the drama queen over Clay saying he couldn't make it on Friday That was how it all started. I can't make it on Friday? Oh you pussy boy John this is pathetic. You're a loser. This is what your show is

I once muted a man named Andy Mayo on Twitter and the nation was a buzz Wow It's incredible. This is real time with Stuttering John Great you have just witnessed Stuttering John choosing friendship. Choosing super chats. Over, don't chat me as much. It's crazy. John was friends with this man. Yes, he was. Over the troll known as Clay Dabler. I that. John's trying to convince me that I've just seen something that's really interesting. I should be compelled by it's not and I'm not even buying it. You're about to find out that Jen got a duped. Shocking.

I really liked clay dabble. I did. Yeah. I can't believe by taking away a wrench, he told you to lose his fucking mind. Yeah, it was crazy F thought young money over friendship has to turn listen to me Super chest and says it's fine man. No hard feelings with two pounds pounds. I don't know how he's still here. Thanks for the two bucks. No hard feelings. John has a gun and he's pointing at a two clay devil. Hold up your money. So John's very confusing. I blocked him. How is he still here? Giving me money. You're the one who started it. Clay. I'll still say I love you. I do. But I can't have you trashing people.

That's my job. Thanks for the two bucks. Did I tell you to take the wrench? Yeah, but then why are you bitching about it? Oh, that's even funnier. So John made this whole thing up. He's bitching about it. That's why he's not coming on Friday. And now Clay just super chat. It was like, I told him to take my wrench away. I don't need to be a mod on your channel. It's work and it's thankless.

No one wants to be a mod on John's channel. It's not a fun gig. Yeah. But then why are you crying about it? Yeah. But then why are you whining about it? I wonder if it's like two clay dabblers. Yeah. But then why are you or three sobbing about about it keep saying the same thing over and over again So you're saying clay was never a friend then certainly looks that way Clay doubler fake clay lol. Oh, I'm sorry then

So I didn't block you okay, I've been duped and I'm a rub. I'm a rub. I'm a rub. I'm a rub. I'm a rub. Oh, Oh, it's never happened to me Oh, it's never happened to me before. I'm sorry to see this before. I'm sorry to see this coming. Okay, but this is the last

coming. Okay, but this is the last time. There's a saying in time. There's a saying in Texas. Sure, it's a saying in Texas. Sure, it's a saying in Tennessee. Well, he made was Tennessee. Well, he made was fake clay trash and the legend.

fake clay trash and the legend. So, I'm going to have to I'm So, I'm going to have to I I'm gonna have to get to the bottom of this. Not Jimmy Stewart, my man. Thanks for the two bucks. That's not the real Clay John. Okay, my apologies. I was wrong. I'm sorry.

I think that's why pencils have erasers, if I'm not mistaken. I make mistakes. That's why pencils have erasers. Okay, Clay okay my apologies You're certainly welcome to come on on Friday Clay's a fake clay the legends of fake the legend. It's all Vince the lawyer fucking with you and you're falling for it You're moron, but also John just said why would he want him on on Friday? He just said he ruins. Yeah, I know he just expressed eight different reasons why he sucks on the show Because he needs a friend. He does he needs friends really bad more bashing

The legend unless that was the fake clay dabler. There's a lot of fake. Look, there's a fake stuttering John There's a fake legend and now I'm looking at it. There's a fake Clay Dabler, I take back it. I take back it. What a wordsmith this guy is. Take back it. You can come on with a mask. Clay Dabler, this is the real Clay D Burr. Hello, you blocked the fake light that insulted you. Good! Because I meant to do that! That was my plan all along! Perfect.

It looks like I don't want to block you. You can't beat this, can ya? I noticed he's not pointing at his head today. He's getting duped all over the place. Looking a fool. But at least I blocked the fake one, you should be happy. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not

going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not

going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going to lie to you. I'm not going Remember when John goes after you viciously, it's not anything that he actually feels or thinks

It's only because he feels he needs to get back at you. He says this many times if this is like normal behavior No, I love when the fire sirens are going off in the background Crazy shit about me. Wouldn't you say hey John remember how you had like a phone relationship with lady K for a little bit Does that mean when you bash him? It's only because he bashed you first and you actually think he's a pretty cool guy. Yeah. I would say that's a very good point. I forgot. He wanted to do a show with me because he thought we had good chemistry together on MLC. And then as soon as I was like, no, I'm not doing a show with you. I think you suck. Then he's just like, he's trashing my kids. Okay.

Well, yeah. Do I, you know, is it, is it annoying at times that he interrupts me? Yeah. Do I really care? No. He doesn't care about the product of his show. That's smart. It's a good way to get ahead. But John, if he didn't super chat you and say that it wasn't him, you would have said,

yes, I do care. And I hate him very much. Correct. You're just a liar The greater good says no take backs. No, I think he's I think he's got a take back on this one But I sometimes I think it's funny but It's I think he's more entertaining than he is annoying. Oh He doesn't always interrupt me

I Pray Actually, it's bad, but it's like more good than bad Several words out when clay has been on the show He's welcome to come back anytime. That's hilarious Honestly honest opinion is the show any worse with clay than without no I don't think so like when it's just John on his own I Worse yeah, it's hard. It's a tough one. I don't know. I Grade that I've been

Clay is way better than Rob. So I think I would say clay on the show is harder to clip because it's just chaos It's just someone yelling and they're yelling shit layer and Lady Kane like what? Insulting what's the insult? I'm not even sure. But Rob Saul is just useless. Like Clay will have conversations with him that lead to something. Rob is just it gets in the way. Rob is detrimental to anyone's chance. Yes.

Yeah. Rob Saul is useless as tits on a woman that's trying to have sex with Rob Saul. Correct. Yeah. Faleo Randy, thanks for the two most clay block me too. I used to send a lot of super chats This whole thing is getting weird. Yeah, you think the oblong sandwich I Tried to give a hundred last week, but clay blocked me now. I think you guys Know you think people are true. Oh, yeah

Look, he's catching up all of a sudden It's unbelievable Ryan you want to get blocked again We were just doing the living in the past with stuttering John and back days like Ryan Sharman's here is a good friend Oh, yeah, he's a good friend of a huge falling a good buddy. Everyone's my good buddy. Yes Shut the fuck up. I Got an inchy blocking finger Could you imagine right Sherman? I might block you for the 15th time since I've known who you are

Ryan's like, yeah, okay, whatever. It's fine. I have one more thing I want to talk about with Stuttering John because this just shows his character. It's another great example. This guy Fireman John put a tweet out and the tweet says Congratulations, you just won the most useless neighbor in Hurricane Ravaged Florida award. So he sent that to Stuttering John this is a guy who's a firefighter and so all he's saying is like John you've done nothing to help the situation in Cape Coral at all and how do you think John responded to this by dying a fire by ignoring it or just letting it roll off his back maybe. Nope, it's way worse than that.

I'm going to go to the Dabbler's Anonymous subreddit and this video coming in from, can you read that? HotBuy8686. See how John responds to this fireman John tweet. He's a big fake tough guy. Now he's a fireman. So I thank him for his service. Many of my friends, as you can see by my shirt, are firemen. That proves it. Yeah. I mean, I have a lot of friends who are on the Chicago Cubs apparently. Oh, do you have a lot of friends in the Pixies? Yeah, apparently I do. I'm wearing the shirt. It's pretty obvious.

Be grateful it was the hypocrisy police shirt. Yes. On the Fords. I lost a friend at 9-11 who was a fireman. That's an odd thing. I saw someone in this thread pointed out, I think it was you, Mike, who went back and re-listened to Howard Stern's show on 9-eleven Yes, and John was didn't seem all that concerned about planes going into buildings and first

One of his buddies was in the building and died you think that would have come up at a certain point We just like my god. I have a friend is the Manhattan Fire Department. I hope hope he's gonna be safe through this Well, how would you ever seen swordfish? Maybe if I lost a friend? It's like how we lost clay as a friend Probably guy broke up with him. Yeah, the guy started shit talking to me But if you're gonna say shit without any true knowledge fireman John, I'd like to find out where you live. Oh boy. I'd like to find out what precinct you're in.

Okay. Because you are spewing lies. And I don't like people to lie. Do you think that was spewing lies? Just having a GIF on there that says you win the award for where that's a joke and John's immediate thought was we got to find out who this guy is where he works We got to get his name, and I don't even want the award To be fair I looked into this and John's never even been nominated so

That makes sense Is that incredible that his first thought is I want to dox this person ruin his life because of a tweet that comes in John do you see the error in your ways ever do you ever learn from anything? Also, he called him a fake tough guy and then was like now he does run into burning buildings, right? Yes He has a hero as many people Define His profession Are you guys ready? We got to bring Annie on here?

Because we are running very long Hello hello hello, but just cuz we're running long doesn't mean we can't poke a dabbler Annie I know so you've shared something is that something you want me to pull up at a certain point When I read the review it's relevant. Okay perfect. Thank you so Let's get on here. This is a very important part of the show a very important game show It's exclusive to who are these podcasts right Cardiff Semi-exclusive

Folks you only fight it here, and you get an hour early, okay It's time for everyone's favorite new game show to poke a dabbler What do you say? Are you ready to? poke a dabbler But you keep trying there. Keep going. It was a barbecue restaurant. I think it was two bucks. You've been offered a five-pound thing and I can just, I'll do it any day of the week. Who's offering? Please tell me.

Who's offering? You can't say them. I love your videos. Thanks for the, thanks for the time. Keep them going. Keep them going. So, I went to, keep them going. So I went to NASA community only because I didn't want to spend my father's money because I wasn't sure what I wanted to do yet. And yes, I compare that to why we know that John's report cards were so shitty at a C minus average. They was definitely not going to maybe even try because it wasn't a great school back then okay there's money because I wasn't sure what I wanted to do yet and yes I

compared myself to Einstein I did I think we probably have around the same IQ where's that gone by the way they drop that I notice so dumb true story Probably have around the same IQ True story true story. I looked at IQ Prove it I look up Einstein's IQ. That's the part we believe 65 so let's see what this I have a 165 we just said okay. Oh Thank you oh He's so honest okay, I had a 165 let's see mr. Coliseum. Oh! Boom!

Einstein was between 160 and 180. Wrong again! Jesus. Don't you guys get tired of being owned by me? It's 1.65.

Seriously, don't you get tired of every allegation you've made so far, you've been wrong about Nassau. You've been wrong about Einstein. You've been wrong about. What did John say next? Okay. Here are your choices.

Number one, whippets. B, the OJ Interview. Next. Herpes. Four. Anne-Marie. And lastly. Pinky.

Topoque. A dabbler. Well, as usual, it could be any of these things. I am going to go with B, the OJ interview. I think he might have been talking about this in this era, but I could be wrong. Mike, Gary, what do you think? I think I remember that.

I thought the same thing, because it was in that same era. That was my first thought, was the OJ interview. Could be Anne-Marie, because that was around that time, but I think it's OJ. Okay, you're going with OJ. What about you, Annie? Number four. Anne-Marie. Anne-Marie. And producer Chris, what did you think? I went going with OJ. What about you, Annie? Number four.

And Marie. And Marie. And producer Chris, what did you think? I went B, OJ. All right, let's find out. So far, you've been wrong about Nassau. You've been wrong about Einstein. You've been wrong about Whippets.

Oh, Whippets! I thought there was no way. Whippets for the W. Wow. Cardiff is unstoppable. I don't know how Cardiff contains his smile that we've lost before we even answered. I was just watching him when it was revealed how jovial he was from that.

Way too excited. Don't play poker with me. Oh, it's on. Yeah, someone goes all in, you're like, yeah. I'm not way too excited. Don't play poker with me. Oh, it's on. Yeah, someone goes all the way to you like, yeah! And there was another one you were wrong about. He's been wrong every single time. He's been doing his hair all the time.

You're not going to beat me. Oh, you were wrong about that college doesn't matter. When it's been proven you make more money. Oh, you were wrong about that college doesn't matter Before this clip he did put up a blurb from some website saying College grads between 25 and 30 years old make on average like $10,000 more a year Yeah, I think when you're 59 your degree is less relevant than your experience That's all for this time come back next time to find it if you are man enough to poke a Dabler sit Eugene sit good dog

Thank you very much card of another very fun game for us I win again You really have been on a streak lately What have we done today? We've done it all we've been here forever the TJ and Reagan show We talked about we still can't figure out that's an actual radio show or just pretending that it is. We don't know. Ken Tamplin has been threatening to sue people for many years. Steel Toe is having a lot of fun getting the gold now. I said, what if everyone just gave us a dollar, like five of you, and we got down to the gold that way? Wouldn't that be fun guys? Yeah.

That'd be a treat. Imagine counting cents. Yes, we're down to three thousand forty cents. Oh, now two thirty five. This is great. Stuttering John, of course, is being duped by everyone and is unaware of it and just blocking people willy nilly. No one can poke a dab or you know what that means for everyone favorite part of the show.

The part of the show we play a clip from the podcast that we'll be reviewing on the next episode of who are these podcasts coming up. If you watch it live this Saturday, and if you like to listen to the show, it'll be out on Sunday for everyone and We'll be checking this out. Who was this guy showing up? Do we have our guest? This is our WAP guest He's an extremely Italian guy. He's 50 years old, but he looks like he's a 12 year old woman but okay, I Will address that to him as on the pot as you better say to his face

Yeah, we have a man named Mario Bosco. He's a comedian. He's an Italian influencer He's the biggest WAP we've ever had on this face. Let's bring him in here. We have a man named Mario Bosco. He's a comedian. He's an Italian influencer. He's the biggest whopper we've ever had on this podcast. Let's be honest. Yeah, right there is good, boss. He is an Italian bastard. Oh, yeah, we should. We do shoes off on the carpet there.

Yeah, it's OK. I know in an Italian household, that's not that necessary. Is that true, Liam? Yeah, I don't think that's because you have stinky feet Let's get precaution your people sure we have a lot of foot odor. You don't don't say that about Italians Don't be coming out Italians like that with those bullshit rumors What do you how do you feel about him saying that Italians have stinky feet Mario's headphones are there we go turn that one turn The can so it's on your ear. Yeah, you want soft Okay, what do I think what repeat that please? What do you think about him saying all Italians have stinky feet? No, that's not true. First of all, I don't need any salami. I don't need any

Hardcore meat or cheeses. Okay, my feet. Wait, are you even an Italian if you don't eat any meat or cheese? I'm Sicilian. I am Italian, but I don't like the pickle. I don't need salami I'm not running around like oh yeah, baby. It's time for the salami to eat. It's time for like I like elegant Prosciutto di Padma nice a little provolone this man didn't didn't he just list a meat and a cheese Hardcore meats and cheese Yes, he did qualify it so that's our boy Mario Bosco on the Leo and Danny show this came in from a voice battery that we'll hear in a moment

And I'm excited to tell you the reason why I picked this show.'re gonna get away from Jacktober for just a moment because this Saturday we're excited about Detroit the magic bag so this episode this Saturday we are doing a crossover with B Dablin live and Tookie Soup we are gonna have Cardiff tooky and OJ cool To go over the Leo and you handle it We we've never had this famous a group of people all showing up at the same time I'm already nervous about it Mario Bosco calm try right now. That's right. Mario Bosco dot com is where you want to go. So stick around for that. And I want to thank Blind Mike Geary for being here with me. He's had a long day of podcasts, except we did get stood up.

But other than that, yeah, I would have had a longer day if it wasn't for pedics. Right. I think Blind Mike dot net is where everyone should go because that's got all the links to all the things that Mike is up to. And you will enjoy them, my friends. my friends certainly yeah we just had Kirk Minahan and Jeff D Lowe from Barstool Sports for on why you laughing nice go check that out and then we're back Sunday at 10 a.m. for the foreseeable future so get ready for the blind mic project to be back at its regular time and who are these

socials every Thursday at 6 p.m. on the who are these podcast YouTube channel and Mike will be back after missing last week even though everyone loved your replacement more than you but I've made the executive decision no definitely not I've made the first three times the executive decision to let Mike back on the show to try to redeem himself generous and win back the favor Thank you of the listeners some yeah check out who are these socials wherever you subscribe to podcasts You can listen to that or you can watch it on our YouTube channel 6 p.m. Thursdays or anytime there after We leave up there underneath the live

Tab on YouTube and of course Cardiff you want to go to devil verse TV On YouTube and of course card if you want to go to devil verse TV Mario Bosco calm or Mario Bosco that guy Well, that's the site to go to our patreon.com slash kind of like very good and my rumble and Annie What do you have going on? At the end of the month after Detroit we are doing two episodes on at what's this game? It's a video game review podcast check it out awesome. You're gonna be with us in Detroit Absolutely, I'm so excited about that. All right card. If you got to go. Yeah, go Lager go Lager Thanks for coming on buddy. Thanks for another great game. Bye Cardiff. Are you doing some sort of surfing tonight? No, not tonight. Okay, Vinny is gay. That's right. I forgot about that. Good point

All right, Annie do you have a new review or two to read for us? Just one and it comes in from an unintelligible name on but this is an old one it comes on 9-eleven of this year it says they use hard-coded links if you go to who are these Comm and click on the banner right on Skeletor's face. It takes you to the Ubuntu default Apache page is that true on port 880 with no HTTPS It has been like this for years So yeah, if you click if you click on the here it just takes you to this this

Years so that's the review I think it's good branding I think I might be the wrong thing to do actually guy incognito Talk to my now. He doesn't do the website. Okay. You're a good guy guy About that is it a five-star that is a five-star the one like the show yeah The website and it was helpful some click and stuff on the website guys. This is yeah, right spider discord That's none of your business What's going on?

I said some voice jobs real quick get out of here. Hey Carl. I just wanted to let you know that it's over for you You're done And don't call me back. Oh fuck. Well, that's bad news That actually stinks. I enjoy doing this I guess it's over and I'm done I'm Chris you want to do who are these socials tomorrow okay all right problem solved Gary and San Diego has some amazing gas for us this is exciting hey Carl I got another hot rumor this is really hot I know a couple producers at ABC. Turns out Stuttering John has submitted his application for, get this, the next

season of The Golden Bachelor. Is that the second interview? Yeah, he wants to be The Golden Bachelor. Wow. But, and here's the big but I don't think that it could pass the producers vetting process. I don't think he could vet his way into becoming chosen to be the golden bachelor, but it sure would be fun. Rock and roll. Oh John, quit your goddamn lip smacking. So Gary doesn't think he has what it takes. I think he does. I think he'll go back and watch.

I'm a celebrity. Get me out of here. They're going to go, we got to get this guy on the golden bachelor. True. It is odd. You think reality TV would at least be perfect for John. Celebrity rehab or something. I agree.

I think it'd be fantastic. Yeah, I would love to see him. I've never watched the golden bachelor. I'm not a, what's what they call people watch the Bachelor losers? Okay, I'm not one of those people but Bachelor nation I guess is what they call it Now I'm not bachelor nation, but I would definitely watch John on that shot. It'd be amazing

Ronnie and Syracuse checking in Ronnie and Syracuse two things real quick. The word is a cross, A-C-R-O-S-S. I don't know where you got a crossed from, but I gotta tell you, you're not the only one that says it that way. Just bugger. Do I say a cross, Rog, too, now? That one I have not noticed.

Fuck. Even my wife says it that way, crossed. Oh, that's very rude, Ronnie. Comparing me to your wife now, That's uncalled for sir. Low blow Yeah, send me that message privately. Geez want to point that out. Don't think it's what John was talking about Extending the life of his razors for shaving by using a quote old Toothbrush to make them as good as new. Yeah a wealthy man thought is yeah Is he smoking the razor and on a brush and some sort of an antiseptic,

perhaps alcohol for the razor? I mean we know the blades are still dull and we know razors are expensive. Yeah. Of course the easy way to fix that is to use a double-edged razor with blades that cost a few cents maybe a piece. But anyway I just thought it was funny that John's going to take a dull razor that has all kinds of who knows what on it And shave his face and possibly expose himself to not just the irritation but some sort of an infection and doesn't make any sense Anyway, that's all I got. Don't call me that That's a very good point. Did you expect him to make sense? That's a very good point It seems like he could possibly give himself an infection

Doing stuff like that. Why do you think his neck looks like that? Yeah, he thought he had a life hack. Meanwhile, there's things growing out of his face all over the place like, oh, that makes sense now. Can't afford an eraser. All right. This is a totally real call. And I'll admit right now it's embarrassing. Hi, yes, this is Don Aria and I'm calling a Carl hamburger in order to collect a debt

on the my little pony realistic pony pussy masturbator stroker. That's a $50 debt. We are calling to claim our $50. Right. All the debt. We are calling to claim our $50. This is a real call. This is not a radio prank. So if you call me back, I'm going to be calling your wife next.

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This is going back to the other double digit episodes. Oh, wow All right. Uh, so I think that was inspired by some of the prank calls that we were hearing from uh, jubil Yeah, I think so. That was a fun one I like when people who I still know who work in radio send me messages They're just like hey, when's the jubil clip going to go up online? I have some friends. I want to send it to And they've been they've been bad for a while because I remember I think we talked about them years ago on Kirk show or something They've been well been bad for some time I didn't know about them and then I found out from Vinnie and I fret to point this out on the show is

That they were on a 94 one in the Rochester market at one point. Yeah, and Vinnie Heather at the comedy club for some event that came into town to promote that they were on the radio He goes those guys are all assholes. So good They totally deserve Can spot them Hey Carl the next radio show you do or any other radio shows you do this month have another war the roses or anything like that Could you just mention it and then skip over it? It's all the same. It's awful. I literally want to turn off your podcast. It's so bad.

All right. All right. No more War of the Roses this October. Fair enough. Tom Myers versus the rest of the world explained. Okay. So Tom Myers tells a joke every day to the bullies so they don't beat them up. Right. That explains Tom Myers first the world. It's the world is his bully. And he has to tell a joke. He just keeps telling jokes because he thinks that the world will stop bullying him. But it doesn't he doesn't realize that that's he's not good at it. And we will continue to bully him until he gets funnier. He's funny as is, but in the wrong way.

All right. Fuck off. That's interesting. Tom said he had to have a new joke every day or else the bullies would beat him up. Yeah. Well, that's how he, that's how he sharpened his wits. Right.

He is now if you really want to know, I believe that Tom Myers versus the rest of the world comes from Tom's unique slant that really only he has and the world is left, frankly puzzled. You know what, in his mind, you might be right about that. Hey, Carl Long irons here. I've, like most of us really haven't liked Scott Joe for a really long time, but but you laugh at him. He's a jerk. He's selfish. He's a narcissist. But something he said on your last show, it caused a physical reaction where I,

I, you just like feel genuine dislike and hatred for this person. It was when he was talking about going to that barbecue place at 8 15, he introduces himself, obviously, Oh, I'm the great and mighty stud Joe. And then he said, it's a full way line. He says, and I strategically at 855 ordered Food. Oh my god. What a dick Yeah, that is such a dick move and he's so cool He probably didn't see that everybody was rolling their eyes with it. They're irritated

He oh my god, that asshole is so entitled anyway, don't come I honestly would have just lied and told him no Sorry, you can't order That's the crazy thing. I've been in so many restaurants Not necessarily at closing time. It's a pretty conscious of that But like when they're switching over from brunch to lunch or lunch to dinner or something and you'll order something big actually The kitchen is kind of switching over right now and it's clearly on the menu. I have another half hour to order I never argue like okay if they're switching over that's fine I can wait we can order something else there's many reasons not to yes

You're forgetting John's rule never accept no or can't yes, correct a good point They're like sir. We can't grill you food with the grill has been off for an hour I bet you could turn it back on again. Yeah, we had But also sir we can't stand you. I don't accept Kent. Monday's call it is. Monday's. So you probably already figured this out. But the reason Aaron's been stuck up to John lately saying you can't make fun of him because he's had a career is because if you guys even like agree to that to like 1% he's going to move the goalpost to himself.

So you and Patrick Melton can make fun of him. Well, I've been in radio. Yeah. It's really transparent because he's not very smart. He also might be doing to suck up to John because he knows he's smarter than John and he's trying to get him on his side because you know, no one likes Aaron. Just like John, he's burning every bridge faster than he can make them. I don't know about the second one but it's a pretty clear narcissistic move so it's possible. Anyway, you know call

me back. No, it's a brilliant take actually. Very good point. Good observation. I didn't pick up on that but it's like you can't make fun of him. He used to be on the radio and there's like, wait a second who else I know you see Can make fun of I'm surprised he hasn't already done that or maybe I've just missed it but yeah like you know Carl can make fun of me all he wants. I'm the only one here that's done a number one radio show, right? And I would be back again, baby. Yeah, wait until you see me

This is an interesting take, you know, we do a lot of improv podcasts on here and I constantly point out how torturous they are How laboring it is to listen to these shows? What's up, Carl hamburger and Chris hot dog. It's your boy anxious Andy calling once again It's been a while, but I figured I'd give you a call because it's getting pretty serious I feel like I should call you guys I've never thought anything could get worse and involved but the prank phone calls is something that I've always hated and I'm serious if you bring that fucking hatred out of my body to where it's like seeps out of my fucking pores

Fucking hate that shit, and that's just why I really love the show thank you Carl and uh sup Chris hey that's pretty much it fuck you Carl if you want to call me back go ahead alright sounds good thank you for your call how about phone scams is he open to let us? oh god it's so fucking bad these ones they've been doing on these shows it's incredible all right this is uh from the 315 area code. Oh Close to our home. I think I believe is where woke dad lives 315 Carl I got a show recommendation for you our favorite little midget

Italian boy there Mario Bosco Was on the Leo and Danny show You need to review the Leo and Danny show. It is a hot dumpster fire, but he's on there and of course, it's hilarious He he doesn't know what face fucking is he thinks that's when you motorboat a girl There's all kinds of stuff like that going on on there. Use your imagination. Listen to that and tell us what you think. All right, will do.

Thank you for that. I told the story about- Have Mario and Ray been on the same show? No, I'd love to hear Mario and Ray DeVito talking about sex. That'd be funny to hear. I know I've told this story. Mario Bosco was down at the comedy club

not that long ago. Vinnie took a photo with him. That's right. And I was already in my sweats for the night. I was in for the night. He's like you gotta get down there like I wouldn't have a lot to say to the guy anyway. Hey we make fun of you but not cuz you're tidy cuz you're stupid. You're little and weird looking. Okay we make fun of that part too. Oh right, terrible. My bad. I probably should have mentioned that. All right, Annie, thank make fun of that part too. All right terrible my bad. I probably should have mentioned that All right, Annie. Thank you so much for coming on and Thank you for having me and solving the issue with our website. I appreciate your tech support You've wearing many hats on the show these days

Thanks for that Mike Geary great to have you back. We missed you last week, buddy. Always a pleasure Thank you for having me and I'll see you tomorrow And who are these socials? Yes, sir And then next week we got to figure out what we're doing because I'm gonna be at a hockey game in Detroit Oh, man. All right, because we got a live show in Ferndale These are busy guys. We can't be expected to keep a schedule every week. You know, it's true That's true. Unless you get someone to film it for me, which is also possible

But either way, we'll figure it out We can do another time that week. I don't know but it's been a blast. Thanks guys Yes, thank you for tuning in Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee. And he also does the projects. Are we done here? I think we are. Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr