Who Are These Podcasts? - Ep563 - The Leo & Danny Show

Episode Date: October 20, 2024

This week we’re checking in on a show that stars a YouTuber and a reality show star, but not because of why you’d think. It’s because their guest is Mario Bosco, that weird 12 year old Italian girl who is actually a 51 year old Italian man. Danny spends the entire show telling Mario that Italian people are gross and worthless, which is the right way to interview that weirdo.  We’re joined by Tookie, Cardiff, and OJ to learn more about Mario’s neighborhood in Brooklyn where they beat up Irish people like it’s the 19th century. Sam Roberts had Mario on as a guest and clowned him to his face without his knowledge. Tom Myers talks about dipping his balls in coffee. Stuttering John has an amazing job offer paying him infinite money so he’s leaving the Dabbleverse. JJ Dabblez, the former producer of Trainwreck with Helga Mann and Lisa Boswell, joins us to defend himself about their channel getting nuked by YouTube. Finally, Maribeth Rosie joins us to play some weird version of To Poke A Dabbler, get an update on internet news, and listen to your voicemails.  Cardiff - https://dabbleverse.tv  Tookie - https://tookiesoup.com  Obnoxious John - https://www.youtube.com/@obnoxiousjohn Maribeth Rosie’s OnlyFans - https://onlyfans.com/maribethrosie Support us, get bonus episodes, and watch live every Saturday and Wednesday: http://bit.ly/watp-patreon https://watp.supercast.tech/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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The Leo and Danny Show. This was a suggestion from a voicemailer. We've all listened separately. We've not discussed it with each other beforehand. Let's get into it. A hosted by Leo Danny and Tahita and they had a guest Mario Bosco on the show Mario Bosco is making the rounds He's doing a whole media tour is like the Kamala Harris of little people. It was just in New York now. He's in California He's going to Vegas. I got I got some clips from Jim and Sam appearance Plane Promoting is he just promoting his tick-tock because the Mario Bosco show is in a hiatus What's it's funny you say that because on the Jim and Sam show Sam goes so you got a book out?

Mario, I was like, oh, we got a book out. Okay, that makes sense and he goes yeah, but I'm writing another one It's like oh, it's okay, but you can still buy the one that's out. All right, do you want? Okay? terrible It's like oh, it's okay, but I still buy the one that's out there right do you want okay? Terrible, that's fair. It's great at writing books. Yeah, great at selling books that good at promotion I don't remember him mentioning a book on this show. Did you really write a book? I don't know cuz I don't think he's promoting a book right now. I don't know what he's promoting Oh, he stinks, and we do we do find out why the podcast is Not happening right now, so that's a little tease. We get to the bottom of that with the Jim and Sam show. But first let's talk about Danny Mullen is a YouTuber. So

one of the hosts on here is 839,000 subscribers on YouTube and puts out a YouTube video every week. And then the other guy Leo, I don't know if you guys did any research on these characters. Leo was a contestant on the 14th season of the bachelorette Eliminated in week seven, but then returned to the fifth season of bachelor in paradise. That's right So there is it so there is a howard stern dabble verse tyan at least yes I talked about on the bachelor on stern and is he the one with the fabulous, uh man bun? Yes, he considers himself an actor if you look up his profession It does say actor also the WAP on the show correct

Okay, let's start off though with Danny's amazing Obama impression now Mario doesn't come on the show for about ten minutes and they're just shooting the shit about things that they've been up to and whatever is going on in their lives and I can see why Danny has so many followers on YouTube with impressions like this Do the impression now you have a good Obama do it to a Tahita so Tahita, you know, I recently apologized to the Cherokee Nation for

mistreatment during the 1700s and the 1800s in this great country of ours. As a means of showing my appreciation for you and your people, and as a means of saying, so to speak, it's all good. I'm going to allow you to say the N word with impunity, whatever you would like, as if you were a black man yourself. Congratulations, sir. I would say it. if you're a Republican I'm sorry Obama you just when Obama gives you the end pass you shut the fuck up and you take it you take it you know my ninja there we go so that guy to heat it doesn't talk very much and you see why right there that that Danny guy speaks with a lot of confidence he just doesn't sit like he has any that's a good point his posture How does bang like he has any?

It's like Ralph Wiggum that impression is so bad to your head doesn't It's not great. It's almost like the other guy spends way too much time on his hair And he doesn't spend nearly enough time on his hair So they average out fine for a dude and then impression. He sounded more like Richard Nixon No, no, I would have got if you just put his fingers up. I would be like oh, it's a Richard Nixon Okay, yeah got it. I don't remember him giving anyone a But those at Sullivan close enough all right, so introducing the guest Mario shows up. I don't know Mario's late He's been known to be late to places I love he's late. He's got short legs

There's a part of me. He had a swim it. He's also confused by everything Confused by everything he knows Italian food apparently. Do you know how much time it takes to get a kid out of a car seat? Yeah, I never bothered with it All right, so car seat Yeah, I never bothered with it Alright so introducing the guest when he shows up mid Shoes off to get you out of the car We had a small car all right, I didn't grow up rich like you Potato take your shoes off Carl. We're at grandma's potato. Take your shoes off Carl, we're at Grandma's. And then half of the staff was like, no

it's gotta be professional, the guy's gotta get up to the plate on time who is this guy showing up? Do we have our guest here? This is our WAP guest, he's an extremely Italian guy, he's 50 years old but he looks like he's a 12 year old woman, but I will address that to him as on the spot as well. You better say it to his face, let's bring him in here. We have a man named Mario Bosco. He's a comedian. He's an Italian influencer He's the biggest whopper we've ever had on this podcast. Let's be honest, so It's an interesting dynamic going out of the show and I actually enjoyed it because

Danny is just ripping on Mario to his face the whole time and Danny is just ripping on Mario to his face the whole time. And Leo is pretending to be sticking up for Mario, but obviously is Danny's side of this the whole time. And so it starts off with just going after Italians directly. Wow, as you're saying all this, it's just it I'm just in a bad place because he is very anti-Italian. I really they are my least favorite people in Europe. And you know this is a joke about you say you kidding. I'm not kidding in Europe. And you know, this is- You're joking, right? You say you're kidding. I'm not kidding at all.

Why you don't like Italians? Because- I'm Italian by the way, so you know, I'm an ally, obviously, Dottavio, you know what I mean? Bosco, Dottavio, you know, we're in the same boat. Yeah, but- I just, I think because other than a couple shitty watercolor paintings,

you haven't accomplished anything since the Roman Empire. Other than a couple questionable men painting naked little boys touching fingers with angels I don't know what you guys have done shit whoa you're really going crazy yeah when he goes after Michelangelo like that yeah like why Michael you can't even build a tower straight Why don't you go to Donald? Tell oh, we'll go to rough for you. Yeah Look go to hit the ninja turtle. Yeah, so what are you Canadian? Okay? Mariel is so stupid Maybe the dumbest guy the key his body stopped growing his own of his brain

Before puberty ever or he's the smartest little lady Before puberty ever or he's the smartest little lady I actually have that in my notes for later like his brain stopped he stopped growing at a certain age everywhere because he still Later in the show. I'm sure you're gonna get he talks like he's still in Brooklyn in 1982, right? Yes, we talked about the neighborhoods and how scary it is. Yeah, but there's a suit Well, he doesn't just for show business. He explains that too He's dressed up for show business. So the guy brings up there's a reference to Michelangelo, you know Obviously daddy saying the Italians actually I was thinking about like he's kind of got a point there. It's not a bad point and So that goes over Mario's head. I think because then when Leo goes, yeah, he's saying no one's done anything since Michelangelo

He goes. Oh, what about the other Ninja Turtles? I was like, is he trying to make a joke or does he not know who Michelangelo is? I'm not sure. I was hoping for the latter actually No, I think he's making a joke. He knows his Italian names. Like he knows the names he can throw around in an argument Saying why he's had more than once in his life Italians are better than blank arguments. Yeah, but everyone knows the Ninja Turtles That's not something like an Italian. Just like listen. You think I don't know shit about Italians. I don't rob the L I don't doubt it. Hello Splinter like okay fair enough. So I did think that comeback was ridiculous. What are you a Canadian? Yeah, and the the comebacks get worse and worse as we go marry us some crazy insults for Danny

This is just bad ball-busting. I gotta tell you something Yeah for somebody that hates a time so bad hate him hate him so bad you got a tiny flick right there Make Nothing not for good for nothing right? Good as your last can of beer From the 99 cent store in Hollywood. Oh Facts having you over there so we put that up there because it keeps me positive. I'm big into affirmations meditation When I get on this I just let that shit go I'm gonna pause it real quick

When I get on this they just let that shit go I'm gonna pause it real quick Only as good as your last can of beer okay from the 99th Sunstar right on Fairfax Avenue, okay? That's a sick bird. I didn't know where you're going with that, but now you got me So I like the way these guys handle it handle Mario They just kind of like our treaty of like he's actually a real person which is cute It looks like they're looking at each other like should we go after? I want to know if Mario has a handler Looking all this forum or is he actually doing this himself like a ventriloquist or right? I mean, I always assumed it was those growing up Italian guys

Yeah, it probably is that network or that fat co-host he has what's her name? Alice Someone say Bertha she looks like a bertha. She does look like a bertha. No, it's not bertha. What the hell is it? Whatever doesn't matter Irma Horse she's so forgettable. I do miss that show though. I hope it comes back soon. This is boring. I'm big into affirmations, meditation. When I get on this podcast, I'm having a rough day and I still have to come on here and perform.

I look out the window and I see that flag and I think, hey, at least I'm not Italian. And then I feel better. And I say, thank God you're in the time This is for be a pure s Even Rob Saul's girlfriend doesn't look amused Alright so they get those crazy talk about Hitler and World War two access powers and Merrill just wants to change the subject Let's see if he's successful at that You got wrapped up in Hitler's bullshit in World War two

then the Allies had to come in there and kick your ass and hang your leader and You know we even did some nasty stuff to your way we had to talk about comedy and entertain I know I'm gonna talk about his fucking you want to slog him you feel free hitler and all this shit I just told you that Ireland and and the Irish and the Italians we did something good and I know my great-grandfather who built my grandfather he was in WW2 You know how many Italian servicemen he machine gunned down without even giving a last cigarette He didn't even give him a last cigarette Mario. He just lined him up against a wall and what? He knew he knew you can't take a WAP prisoner because it'll make your jail dirty

So I like the way they handled Mary I think is the way you should handle Mario don't treat him like a real person or a celebrity he wants to be a celebrity so badly And he's just I mean he kind of is we all talk about him, so he's got that going for him He's in the super tip system It's more famous than anyone on this panel. That's very true. Yes, I guess you skipped over the mario bosco Origin story. Oh, I have it. This is my my next clips now We start talking about how he got into acting and stand up And this stand-up origin story is bonkers. I think one of the not not that origin story the origin of why he's three feet tall Oh, yeah, and I didn't pull that

Is there anything you want to comment on because he does talk about it on the Jim and Sam show Okay, maybe I'll say it there just a story of how okay how he became to be how yeah I do have that on the Jim and from my dad It's it's pretty ridiculous magic timing all right the stand-up origin story though this sounds like a story he heard someone else say because it's like every comic has this story it seems like yes seven and a half years ago I became a stand-up comedian for the my drag me to a class

come on I was like no I, I don't wanna do that. I don't wanna write jokes and be a comic. No, she said, come on, it's free, it's one hour, and then we'll go eat. And I ended up joining the class, so the class was 400. That day you join, you take $60 off. Nice.

So it'd be $3.40. And I was inside, so she took another $60 off, $2.80. And I go, you know, I'm a sick actor and sick actors We get this cat yeah, not a $60 off so I got it for 220 changed my life So the Italians do it we make we make deals have a deals you want me. I gotta give you you yep So they still stole $220 from you there So they still stole $220 from you there I like that he brought up the fact that a friend dragged him to a comedy class, which was free

Alright, just so you know he was gonna spend money on a comedy class Until he was able to negotiate the correct rate in order to learn how to be funny and tell jokes Isn't that always the thing with every comic they always get into it kicking and screaming screaming I don't want to tell jokes for a living that doesn't seem fun at all But my friends keep telling me you got to tell jokes like all right if you say so Drag me to the open bike, and I crushed it right Comedians we know jokes oh

Oh why waste my time? No, we're jokes. Oh, oh why waste my time? But yeah, Mario's like yeah, they're not gonna trick me into paying 400 bucks or money for this comedy class I got him for a cool 220. Yeah before you weren't gonna spend a dollar Yeah, and now you're in there spending you'll giving them 220 bucks, and he hasn't mentioned how much he spent on headshots And he hasn't mentioned how much he spent on headshots Just the camera shit there's extra charges for that obviously you gotta get a comedy costume You have to jump up and down or something in order to get the photo They only charged me 250 for headshots. It was a steal Can you imagine?

Your origin story involves how much money you spent and how you're able to negotiate the cost of lessons. Why is he thinking that way? It's a weird weird headspace to be in. Okay, I guarantee it's in his act. Oh, maybe it's in his act Maybe that's why yeah good point there is a quality in Italians though to Carl where they love to tell a good Story how they shoo lead someone down. Mm-hmm Italians do like it's a it's kind of an older school Italian thing But they love to surely someone down if they can and brag about it well It's very impressive the way he was able to negotiate that Alright, so he's also very quick on his feet

They're gonna talk about this guy Tahita who just sits there and doesn't really say anything. He's got a great joke It's kind of like me. Yes. Yeah, he's the OJ of this We told him he can't if he wants to stay on our land He's no he's Half black half native What happened a dip doing dark chocolate and they said fuck let's kick him in here. So set him to the native Yeah, yeah, yeah, we dipped him in dark chocolate and set him to Oklahoma, baby Happened do they dip you in dark chocolate and then say hey, you got to go live over there in the native land

Mm-hmm. Yeah These are the things you learn at comedy school. Yes. Yes, you paid $2.20 too much my friend. Wow Brutal okay Mario smelled blood for a second and that's how he piles on. Yeah. Oh, yeah Oh, you're half black and half native. I guess That's lower than Italian Finally found a mark, but is it lower than weird female midget italian? That's a good question Jury's out of that need ai All right. So this gets weird mario starts this sentence by saying he loves all people which you know, very opie-esque thing to do

Hey guys, i'm just getting along here. We're all just getting along together and then it turns into him calling Uh danny a very inappropriate word here my My thing we're all God's children. I don't care if you're gay straight color whatnot race nationality This plan I gotta pause that I don't give your gay straight race color Nationality shape well good cuz I am nationality so i'm glad that marissa i'm set with me what the fuck my my thing we're all god's children i don't care if you're gay straight color whatnot race nationality

what do you like you know what yeah he likes it okay hot dogs Not true Mario That's a lot of Carl I would love to see Joey C and Mario Bosco have a conversation You could put Joey C with any other slow adult and it's gonna be funny Yeah, I mean we talked about him with Ray DeVito. They should up to do a show with Mario Bosco producer Chris. I mean any slow adult I'm sorry OJ keeps interrupting

Kurt if we talked about this This is your responsibility. You have the mute button. It's true. True, Mario. You've had to be muted, OJ. Shut the fuck up! I'm used to it, Carl. It wouldn't be anything new to me. I'm not muting you, my friend. I did mute Gino once yesterday.

Remind me, I want to talk about the Gino hate that I've gotten for having him about Gino yesterday. This little pinky, okay. Definitely want to address that. It's Pinks. Pinks? Yeah, he likes the pink. Definitely want to address that. It's pinks. Thanks. Yeah. He likes the big that's a local hot dog chain in Los Angeles, but it's a gay joke. It's really a gay joke. Leo's me. You like the pink in the stink. I well I my pink and somebody else's stink a woman's Mario a woman's well, you know you come off as want to be in a British Irish Scottish. Want to be in a British Irish? Scottish

Was really surprised by that I'm pretty sure they censored him using the epsilon It started with I love all people gay straight colors shapes Not the British Irish or Scottish We Mario get those socks by the way Liza Minnelli's bureau He's a very fancy young man, I guess you didn't realize that so Mario's claim to fame as being a stand-in for AJ AJ and sopranos. Yeah That was his one of the things he did would he be leaning so hard into the Italian thing if that wasn't his I think so. I think that's his only idea. Okay. Yeah

Yeah, cuz way before he got an acting he was Italian involved in the St. Gennaro Nationality That's true. Well speaking of nationalities. This was news to me. I had no idea. This is what was going on Italians and I'm gonna say this with all honesty Italians and Irish are probably the most hated people in this world What the fuck are you talking about? The most hated people in the world

Like I literally tweeted a video yesterday of a woman ripping down Greek flags cuz she thought they were Israeli flags That's hate oh women Your heart to the right place is doing it wrong Italians and Irish But again to your point he's living in the past time Yeah, there was a time in this country It was over a hundred years ago that the people hated the Irish and the Irish came over like Jesus credit these fucking guys We've always hated Italians. That's definitely true, but the Irish Mario runs into an Irishman at four points.

So that actually leads us into the next section of the show where he's talking about Brooklyn. And by the way, if you come to where my hood is in Brooklyn, because you're Irish, they'll beat the crap out of you. They'll kick you out. So he starts showing the different bars and stuff that are around in his neighborhood. And they pull up this bar that used to be a firehouse converted into a bar restaurant looks very nice From the outside, but he makes a joke here. That's odd. I that looks like a fake like Irish pub

fireman's bar Firehouse ones and it's a bar. So's owned by fire department. I'd walk in there Hey, how do you guys like to slide down pole? Yeah? That's what they like this. Oh your sister's pole. Oh and Wait was that transphobic? What is that? What was that joke? No, it's incestuous Your sister's pole. Yeah sister's pole. Yeah, it's incestuous and and trans okay, Mary doesn't understand how sex works He doesn't understand how bars work listen to this when he tells the story of how this guy would get his ass kicked if he

Came into this salty dog Listen at the end of the moment if I do get up beat up I get robbed I get caught or whatever happens I survived I live with it. I'm from Brooklyn But you know a Mick like you showing off going that's all it takes Can you tell me how many beers are on that board? I gotta go before you count the 20 you gotta grab you by your shirt and give you a kick right off the front Don't the fuck out of here Those bars, I think they would be insulting. I think if the owner was listening I'm gonna keep that playing in a second, but I liked it. Marriott probably never ordered a beer in his life

He probably no one believes he's 21 and he goes yeah You like you go to the bar like how many beers are on that board over there like I don't count them if you want Do you want one of them? What do you mean how many? Did he say hey, you know if if if I get beat up if I get cut Yeah, because he's even been cut in his life on the streets of Brooklyn. Yeah, it's a badass. He runs with some gangs You didn't know that You're not buying that though. No, nobody tough guy, Marriott I thought those bars. I think they would be insulted. I think if the owner was listening to this right now

He would call it. I need to give you an earful, Marty. You're just, you know, the large ver. Skin flip in Brooklyn, Danny, you're screwed. You're toast. You're screwed. No, you're toast. You know what they'll use you as?

The rib on the spare rib. I want you to pull up the real estate in that neighborhood, Jesse. Because Mario, I think you're deluded. I think you think you live in an Italian ghetto 1920 you live in like a fucking college town I said I don't live in any college town I think you live in a college nobody in Brooklyn goes to college I like that he was insulted by that you probably live in a college shop fuck you I do Long Island's were all those college homos. Yeah, I love the slums like a real man

Okay, you say so so then they start looking at the real estate in that area and different places where people could potentially live And here's another Mario comeback where do you live you live in an apartment? Yes? I live in a classic an Italian and Bensonhurst apartment I Wish Muhammad would have crashed into your place on 9-eleven. Yeah, and your sister's ass. He's got a crush Got a sister. I do have a sister. Yeah Might be a brother now cuz you said she has a dick earlier, so I might have a brother, yeah. She might be a brother now, because you said she has a dick earlier. So I might have a brother.

May your sister exist. I'm looking at this photo. I keep glancing. You mean the painting? You mean the giant painting? I'm looking at this photo. He just changes the subject. What did he say about his sister the first time?

That was a pretty funny line about the 9-11 hijackers flying into his building. I think enough time has passed, right? Yeah, and I think Mario wished that the planes crashed into his sister's asshole. Is that what he said? Okay Well, you're like, yes, I'm it would have crashed into your place on 9-eleven. Yeah, and your sister's ass he's got In your sister's ass is Tom Cruise. No, it's gotta crash. It's gonna crash You're gonna crash your and your sister's ass is going to crash. Is that what it's worse than Tom Cruise? His ass in your sister's ass. You to crash? Is that what he said? In your sister's ass!

In your sister's ass! You never heard people say that before? No! You've never been to Brooklyn, Carl? You've never been to Brooklyn! In your sister's ass! Didn't you go see Ween there? I saw no effects there, asshole! My mom used to say that to my dad all the time.

My dad only has two brothers. I was like, why did she say that I don't that's like a saying I used to hear that a lot. It's just his ass Wow Got a sister I do I guess that's a tri-state area thing that huh to key To the guinea wop thing Ridge so now at this point Mario has changed the subject. We're gonna look at this painting of the two hosts of the show that's behind Leo here, and he actually gets a funny line in but I don't think he tried to because it really does tickle the the host on this one.

Who wears sunglasses to a painting when the other person... Okay, who wears sunglasses to a painting, dude? You're absolutely right. Mario's got to do that. Who wears sunglasses to a painting dude. You're absolutely right Mario Alright we're ready to be painted now. You know if I didn't know who he was I would think he was like tripping on acid Saying some Carl Pilkington shit. Yeah, you're right. That's what that's the next show. We do start up with Mario Bosco is just Let him go off like ask him what he knows about random things and just hear what he has to say No, an idiot abroad. We got to send them place. Yeah Bronx

Sunglasses to a painting when the other person wears sunglasses to a painting dude you're absolutely right Mario What do you think of John Lennon in 1976 listen fuck you wear sunglasses when you're in a painting listen? He's right the only person who's ever worn sunglasses John Lennon in 1976. It's a pretty good reference. What the fuck did that mean? No, I serve famous painting of John Lennon wearing dark shades starts tagging his own jokes before he even knows what he's gonna say, okay What are you like a John Lennon guy with a guitar? Why you think John Lennon I don't know I think it may be because he made it thought he looked like John Lennon in The painting or something, but he doesn't really doesn't know that let him famously had those like round glasses Yeah, yeah, the famous round glass has John Lennon's. Yeah, you'll go pay. I don't know

Maybe that's stuck in his head again 1982 Carl right yes, it's he is old I forget He's older than me. I always forget that like where these references coming from it's like. Oh, that's right He was he was around that It's 51, I mean 52 in January said It's way too old I hope he's not still bartending Especially when the doctors go we gave you until six to live. Well, right so Now we get into sex talk time. This is my favorite part of any Mario Moscow appearance of anything when we talk sex

Am I a virgin yes, why are you really yes Mario? No? No you're not you're celibate you want to fuck my choice No, but Yeah It's possibly prepubescent, right? I'm not even sure if it works for him Yeah I'm not, I don't know Has anyone ever asked him that?

I don't think anyone wants to I know that would be a gross question actually Mario can you come? Can you come? We gotta get him on John's show, we'll learn all about his dick if he goes on John's show That's true, that's all John would want learn all about his dick if he goes on John's show. That's true. That's all John would want to talk about. So you've never had sex?

Yep. Really? Yeah. I don't believe you. I said it on Growing Up Italian. Really? You didn't hear him talk about this on Growing Up Italian? Come on Leo. Who wants to watch that show?

Well do you want us to change that? Cause I think we could take a little trip to. No I don't want that. Come on Mario. No no. Come on I'll fuck you. Change that because I think we mean I think we could take a little trip Come on I'll fuck you not with this guy that would be the most fucked up thing I've ever seen in my life you have exactly that man would be disgusting. I hey, I'm happy. I like women I don't like hell. Yeah, what's your type? Maria? What is your type? I would say if we're in New York it has to be a nice brunette thumb here in LA has to be a blonde But that is an interesting policy Where you are you're trying to different types of girls Well for guys never been ladies very fussy right so I was thinking too the hot brunette, but she's on the West Coast so

Never mind, but I'd rather have shrimp tacos in California and pizza in New York Carl. Well, that's a good point. That's a good point now Mario does not know what face fucking means and this becomes becomes apparent to everyone So all I know is this business so I never really cared it's not like something That oh I got a full love have sex get married have children That's not never I hope these people who are virgins who think that like sex means getting married and falling in love Never found the frog that will turn back into the prince after I kiss it

And we live happily ever after With the chicken to start talking about starting a family the next morning. That's the pillow dog. There's a baby the next morning Oh, I got a full love have sex get married have children That's not never been on my my you know roster never been on my Having sex with someone you're in love with is pretty gay actually don't do that to do list and I personally don't care Sorry, I'm a very happy person. I love women. I think women are great. You're a face fuck the broad Lisa and Way tell me about that Mario my holler up I Lisa and is it's on my Instagram There is a guy in existence who wouldn't like to screw

She hugged me and my face fell into her breasts Guess I face fucked my aunt Carla The comedic is not even gonna be interesting to anyone anymore now you just said that why did I choose Carla? so many ants He thinks that motorboating his face fucking yeah, it's kind of cute. It's hysterical. It's it is it is precious So then they pick they pull up this woman. He's talking about who put her breast in his face Oh, Ann. Lisa Ann, they pull up a video of her getting railed by a BBC, as they put it. And so they're all just sitting there watching porn. And I have to say, if you're gonna sit around with guys

and watch porn, this is probably the way to do it. She is one of the guys. You know that people walk by and they see your video, they're gonna see that. They're gonna call the cops. Good for them, dude. Oh man, why's it gotta be a BBC? Yeah, that is a fucked up ABC Mario

How do you feel about fucked up ABC's Mario? Mario how do you feel about this scene Mario? No, I mean, she's a beautiful lady. She's you know, she's sucking a giant dick. She made a lot of money She made a lot of money. That's for sure Knock is like it could it's barely Oh my god, it barely fits in her mouth come on She's one of the goats Leo. I'll see it up her ass Came for the first time

Excited I guess that's the one I face fucked all right He's like wow I was not face fucking. I don't know what I thought I was doing. I basically did nothing Realization and just like oh you put a boner in a box. Oh, jeez okay. I didn't He does a pee very much, does he? I think I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. I'm gonna pee. Disgusting.

All right. Where does he pee? I have one more clip from this show and then we'll get into Mario Basco with Sam Roberts. This is some spicy olive garden talk. It's always important to talk to Italians about the olive garden I think I would go to Olive Garden if I'm hungry and I'm running from Show to show in the city and I have to have my winter coat and I have to be have covered head to toe All right, you can't let anybody know who the best chef is ever chef boy already. Yeah in your house

I'm not I don't think you know how to cook. I know how to cook you don't know how to cook. I know how to suck I think you suck as you know what yeah, tell me about a garganelli pasta. You know how to make one a garganelli Yeah, I never heard of a dog. Yeah, that's cuz you're a fake. I'm doing gargling. You know about is with semen in your mouth This is personal He's just scoring so many points out of just a shutout and just like mercy ruling it at this point It's like an 11 year old kid in front of you. I'm gonna try and block Denity issues or something. All right, let's talk about card if you want to talk about this medical

problem that he has. Yes. So this is the first part of it. Then we'll get into the interesting part. You kind of grew up with some medical problems. Yeah, of your own. You had the idea to struggle through. Yeah, medical problems. That's why you know, that's that's kind of what's left you with, you know, a little more high pitched voice, a little, uh, like I said, youthful appearance. Yeah. Right. You don't have to beat around the bush.

Well, I don't want to. My disease is called panhypopetuitarism. It's a malfunction of the pituitary gland. Okay. So that makes sense. Pituitary gland malfunction. That's why this is happening. But how did that happen? It's so rare What could have caused this my mom had like a cold?

and She felt like you know like chills or whatever and they gave a cold medicine now when your water breaks You're not giving her anything because I think when the water is still the baby's still in that bubble of the water Think when the water is still the baby's still in that bubble of the water The baby is fine ready, you know, you could handle that but when the baby is water broke Forget about it and it went down the whatever tube that's called selenium tube Whatever tube it is and hit me right in the throat and it went down my and by my pituitary gland So this was caused by cold medicine given to the mother during childbirth.

That went down his throat. That went down his throat. Yes, it bounced around the fallopian tube. It went down her throat, somehow reached the fallopian tube. Like a pinball game. Yes. What are we talking about? We're talking about medical malpractice

is what we're talking about. I would hope that he's very wealthy from this experience that ruined his life. I Think that his mom just told him a story Right his mom just made up a story. He's just still going with that medicine sounds Doctors might have said it could have been the drugs your mom was using first for the nine months before Right. This is the version that he got Drugs your mom was using first for the nine months before right? This is the version that he got

Because of Nyquil not crack yeah, you know the kind that said the crack that was smoking was fine It was it was the night. Well, that was the problem All right, so just bad luck. I don't know it turns out and Christian Blatt is here in the chat. He was checking this out for me I appreciate him listening to the Jim and Sam show it turns out that there was a chance they could have reversed this issue that he was having did you know that no yeah his mom took night quill so they were going to give him day quill no it's different than that actually too I also also had heard that you had the opportunity to go like, okay, we can give you medication that will get you through puberty.

Yes. And you turned down the medication so you could get work as a child actor, true or false? True, very true, very true. So one of the jobs that I landed was at MyPD Blue. So what happened was is that they said we want to do. All right. I'm going to get to the rest of this because it's fascinating.

But can you believe that he wanted to be a child actor for the rest of his life? He saw it went for the different strokes. Gary Coleman. I was just like, no, this is the life for me. This is going to be fantastic. It's a good market. It's not overfilled. It's interesting though, It's not overfilled

Interesting though that I just thought about Sam Roberts was in the same boat Oh, he had a condition where he was a little boy forever and then yes Yeah, this could have been Sam Sam and Mario could have been exactly exactly like each other but Sam's parents actually gave him the growth hormones and then slit his Uncircumcised penis at some point when he was like in his 20s. No, he was like 17 or 18 Could have been a little person adult sting to Whatever the hell Mario. Oh my god. Could you imagine what Jim Norton would have come up with? Could have been Sam just doing this entire interview this could have been me

This injection and you know, I was spectacle because I didn't know what it was and So I see one day and it explained and it was a needle about this big Thanks, they go well, we're gonna have to give it to you weekly. And it goes between your hip bone and the skin and the hip bone. I'm like between the skin and the hip bone. I mean, I understand why he's spectacle about this. It's a big needle with a skin in the hip bone every week. Okay. Would you know I went first time my mother goes okay? And I see unlucky by God she forgot to bring something in and I took it I saw the needle this big I said fuck this shit Wow I squirted it into the to the same

Oh, it's a lot of money, they're gonna crazy. I said shut your mouth. You said your money? Pfft. Sure you did. Shut your mouth, bitch. So it started, that was a weird story because it started with, yeah, I made a decision not to do that because I wanted to be a child actor

on NYPD Blue, and then it turned out he was just afraid of needles. It was really why he didn't do that. How old was he during this time? I don't know, 16? Did he mention that? 61, I don't know. Did he mention that? 61? 48? But like he makes it seem like he's taking over the doctor's office. He took the needle, poured it all down the sink. His mother's going,

no Mario don't do that. He goes, shut the fuck up mom. You're sister's ass. Yes, that is precisely what happened. But I assume he's like two. I don't know Well, you would think it'd be it'd be around puberty. I mean, I don't know I'm just speculating here like the X-Men he turned down the the new antidote to kill him. Oh Yeah, cuz I don't think they know yeah, I don't think they know there's a real problem until you hit her Oh, they thought he was a real boy for the first couple of years

And then they're wondering why I of years Trying out for the football team oh I got you guys I would play football I just don't want to shower with the other boys because I love a hair other. Oh wait. That's the story John story That's right. All right. I'm with you now. They confused for a second. I see I thought this was like right after birth They were like we can reverse this Like boss baby or something back in the womb Now I'm bored this disease is like the exact opposite of what Andre the giant had right correct Which why is't Mario professional wrestler

Or in mini kiss it mini kiss would be funny, but I just imagined him wrestling You know some of the bigger guys are just like running between their legs He's already got the costume he's a manager He's already got the costume. He's a manager. Oh, yeah. He's a manager. He fits so perfect with that. Great. All right. Let's talk about his podcast and the hiatus. What is going on with that? Because the Mario Bosco show is right now on hiatus. Well, we are waiting on my favorite Mike's had honey. Yes, right. He brought that up when he was talking about making pizza in the other show You go what ingredients do you use? I couldn't possibly pull that so boring people talk about what they put on pizza

But when he said the hot honey, I hate that shit. I know you do Why is that such a thing now everywhere you go where they think they're making fancy pizza? But the hot honey it was so it threw me off when he said I heard that part too I was gonna pull that as well, but he's like you pipe on some fresh rigat. Yeah, it's a Mike's hot honey I'm like wait what that's not a very traditional no like it's not something that again 1982 pizzas that have Mike Mike's hot honey on a point I would try it once probably but I wouldn't order it again, but honey on pizza rules. No It's not pizza. Thank you. Oh, Jay

It's trendy. it's a trendy thing. But he loves it, and this is why the podcast is not happening right now. Series XM wants to donate or lend or sponsor. What if they signed you, but you know, they just signed Caller Daddy, 100 million bucks. No, it's what are they giving me? I'll take a quarter of that or a tenth of that,

one-tenth of that, you know? 10 million dollars, that's still. It's still, I'll live a quarter of that, or a tenth of that, one tenth of that, you know? 10 million dollars, that's still. Still, I'll live like a king. You will. I'll go shopping for every bow tie in New York City. You will. Oh yeah, both of them. Clip-ons or real bow ties?

Clip-ons. I would have asked that question. I would have thought to ask that question. Kind of bow ties, a clip-on, yeah, a clip-on. Sure. I'm 10. The other ones are hard to tie, get it? So they're waiting for a sponsor. question Kind of bow ties like that. But yeah, come on. Sure. I'm 10 So they're waiting for a sponsor he wants this hot honey sponsor to come on he's looking for a sponsor

So I don't know if that's the network telling him like we're losing money on this show And we need to get sponsors in here or else Irma can't eat Irma has to live on 3,000 calories a day. So we're gonna need some money coming in. That's not possible. Yeah. Like they just shoot that in somebody's house, don't they? Or is that a studio? It's not a high quality production by any means. It costs $700 a day to run Steel Toe.

Can you imagine what it takes to run growing up in the Italian network or whatever that stupid Gindaloon network is. That's a good point. The real parm budget is through the roof. I would think that it would cost more to run out a room in New York City than in rural Minnesota. No, Carter's right. Though the budget goes to catering.

Fat guineas. All right, let's talk about politics. You gotta love his hot political takes, this one. I know what you're gonna ask me who you voting for. Who are you voting for? And I say this. Trump. No.

No. I don't say nothing for neither one of them. I say may the best winner, means the best candidate become a winner and may they both. You say all this. Yeah. And may they both come in doing the best job they could do for America for us Americans because it's very wordy to remember to say that every time. Props to Sam Roberts for going, you say all this?

He does. He said the exact same thing on this other show too. Almost word for word. I want the best person to be the best candidate to win the best job and do the best stuff. You know, when he initially thought of it, it was two men running against each other and it was easier. That's true. Best man win.

But yeah, I got a little stickier. May the winner not lose. Right. Well, let's see if there's more about politics that he can tell us. So why am I going to say to you, Oh, I'm for Trump and then you are Common word. I'm just saying why am I gonna say I'm for Trump and Offend somebody who's not so everyone has figured out what you interview this guy You just fuck with them overtly and he doesn't get pick up on it. So no, he'll correct you repeatedly Yeah, you're not understanding me. Why would I say I'm for Trump? Oh oh so you are for Trump so that's it it Sam just being a little bitch like

that mmm like I go to Mineta's on on McDougal Street sure and it's Tavin and the burger was $35 and I mentioned I'm saying it well we decided to change it not we're not going wagyu we're gonna go shake the goo and we're going to make it all of Vegetables i'd hit it with the plate. Yeah, like a frisbee. Yeah right in the throat right boom boom Boom, bitch That's right. Good for you mario Now I don't know the order these things happened in but Leo on the other show

Or no wasn't Leo was Danny cuz Danny was the one being a douche Danny was saying if you made that pizza I would take it out of the oven and chuck it out the window like a frisbee and hit a kid in the head with That and now all of a sudden Mario's going yeah, they charge me all this money for this burger It's not made out of beef. I'm gonna chuck my plate like a frisbee at the server. Knock her out. Did you hear that from someone else? Yeah. This was like he's back in New York. Yeah. That's what I thought. That's like a Mario Bosco thing to say. I think he picked up on something from the previous. I don't get, I don't get where he's going. If they tell me my wagyu is now made of beyond beef, I'm going to what in the fucking oven, you're going to go head, we just order that you just make oh, that's not I want that done never mind

It's another way you could do it. What was he talking about Trump? Yeah, we got off Trump. We're moving on. Okay, we're moving on We got to talk about food and we definitely have to talk about Michael Jackson People like to me all the time how many times I met Michael Jackson. I never met Michael Jackson. Oh, he love you Oh, he would have had a field day with me There were big cream pudding and chocolate pies all day my canoli holy Yes, it actually is Chocolate cream pie and his cannoli holy that would be a treat for a pedophile that is true

hey Melton yeah stop it those are rumors it's going through a very difficult where there's smoke there's fire I was told by a Minnesotan where there's smoke there's fire yes yes all right let's talk about I brought up earlier that Mario Bosco has a book Sam has some fun with the title of it Mario Thank you. Everybody fine. Where's your book for people to find your book? It's from hopeless to Hollywood, but I am working on my second book from Hollywood back to hopeless What happens in Hollywood makes you go back to hopeless. Yeah. Pretty funny.

This is just more of him not being able to talk very well. Well people are a little I want to say ignorant, you know, in the way that they are in this day and age. In your end. If that wasn't bad, how about this? You know, I think people are becoming more... worst. People are definitely becoming more worst. Suddenly, Stunt Show sounds very smart.

That's not true. I got some clips coming up in a moment. Nothing's going to make Sully John sound smart. Not even Tom Myers. But before we get into Tom Myers, let me talk about Gino Piscotti yesterday on this little piggy. We did a Steel Toe Morning Show Roundtable event yesterday and the lineup was fantastic because no Tukey, thank God. No Onion Guy, that was great. It was just me and Moody and we brought on our friends,

Adam Bush, Blind Mike Geary. Right now you're going, holy shit, amazing lineup line up this must be I gotta go watch that how could this get worse it's up on our YouTube you can definitely check it out and Gino I had asked early in the day if you want to come on the show because that week on steel toe this past week on steel toe Aaron has decided or someone told him that Gino is gonna be arrested for a felony breaking and entering and gonna go to prison for many years Mm-hmm, and because Gino is the one that told the police that yeah, he did send me a nude photo of Kayla, Reketa For some reason now Aaron is celebrating if Gino gets in trouble for something

Doesn't affect his life We were playing the clip he's putting his arms like yeah fucked his life in any single way. Yeah. We were playing the clip. He's putting his arms like, yeah, like the Vikings just won the fucking Superbowl or something. Take him away. Take him to the chair. That's the last time he'll ever break it entering. Ridiculous. So I thought it would be great to have Gino on because I was going to play those clips for him and get his reaction to it. And when I reached out to Gino, he goes, why the fuck would I do that stupid show where everyone hates me? I'm not doing your show. What's in it for me? I'm just asking if you want to come on, you know Gino and I are friends and

I go for a bike ride. Maybe a thousand viewers as opposed to you know, I don't know 120 I Didn't say that. I don't want to be a dick. I Have to do that These guys well what happened was I go for a bike ride. We have Adam and Moody and Mike and myself, so I'm good. Go off on a bike ride, come back, check my messages, and there's Geno going, Ah, fine, I'll fucking come out after you like sent me three or four more texts. I was like, okay, cool.

Fine, you twisted daddy's arm. He'll finally do it. I wasn't like begging him or anything like that? I just said yeah, okay? Yes, I'll come on. I wasn't negotiating dollar amounts with them. I didn't promise them anything. You're riding your fucking place I forgot all about it. Yeah, it's not for a bike ride so so we have him on the show and Wow, do people hate Gino I say it. I say it every time he's on the show. But I have to push back a little bit on this one. People can give me shit. I posted on our Patreon this morning and all of the comments were because I put in the title of the show with Gino Biscante. So all the guys were

thanking me for telling me Gino's here. I'm going to skip it. I'm going to skip it. Pass. No thanks. Blah blah blah. Gino was actually subdued very well behaved Yeah, he sat there, and we were showing him clips, and I was even like pausing it waiting for him to start screaming You're like okay. Keep going. That's fine at a certain point You know he got into it him and moody got into it a little bit that was fun Can it was louder than Gino at some point yes? You could hear county with the background quite a bit, so I was I was actually I understand the Gino Hey, I understand people don't like him. I thought he was great on this episode

I thought it was a really good episode of this little piggy. I stand by it Now many are saying that the three of us Guesting on WTP today will be the end of your network. Yes. I've heard that rumor. That's correct I don't believe it. Why is that this weekend combined just might be? Yes, the end of the network You've deferred L appearance with all you jerks. No. No, I'm saying Gino and us back-to-back might be too much for some It was gonna show up to the sold-out show that we have with the magic bag. Do you imagine we get there? There's no one there and it's just like what the fuck happened like we had Gino on this little big all right

Should have fucking known damn it But I thought the back and forth between Gino and Moody was interesting, to say the least. Because Gino was trying to pull the, I know these people, you guys can't speculate on what's going on. We're all just like, no, we got, it's okay. Well, I got a vibe from Gino very early on and probably up until after that point

that he didn't wanna be there, but he came on for some reason He was very standoffish He was just kind of like because there was a point where you thought his mic wasn't working and you were talking directly to him Yes, and he just said nothing and you guys were like, oh is there something wrong with things? He's like no. No, I just didn't say anything It threw me off. I thought was having a medical emergency. Yeah, there was something, there was something up with him, but he did, uh, he let his guard down a little bit after the whole thing with Moody. I think. I even felt an uncomfortable, uh, an uncomfortable vibe from Adam Bush.

I don't know if it was because of Gino or not, but then when Adam Bush actually got a, you know, a moment to say something, he was brilliant as always's fantastic but yeah I sensed there was a weird thing it was almost like I got a sense that uh Gino was gonna act like how Chad thought he took down your show that one time yeah by just kind of being like well whatever but no he got into it but I don't know I had a weird vibe in the beginning yeah it was uh it was an interesting cast of characters and a bush. We got to get him back out again We has more time to talk he even told me afterwards he had a blast But he has a lot more to say so I was like okay He's just not a guy. He's gonna interject he'll wait. He'll speak when spoken to he's very polite in that way

But he had some he had some brilliant takes yeah, he's not like you kind of All right, I got some quick clips. We have to get into you know, it's no different than you know Police officer running to the scene of a crime or a firefighter running into a burning building. It's what I do Tom meyers versus the rest of the world He had a brand new episode that came out this week about all the hot political news that's happening in the US. And of course, things are heating up with the presidential race. And we had this book that just dropped with some very scandalous news about when Trump was the president. Hello and welcome to Tom Myers versus the rest of the world. A lot's been happening

this week. According to Bob Woodward's new book War, Donald Trump said COVID testing kits to Russian President Vladimir Putin in the opening days of the pandemic. I don't know what's sadder, that people who could have used those tests possibly died from the effects of the virus, or that they got to miss out on Putin following through with his blackmail and releasing the Trump hooker urination tape. Okay, first off, he's over modulated. Sounds like shit, obviously, but he had no confidence in that joke.

It seemed like he lost confidence halfway through. It doesn't make any sense. Well, it's it's I'm starting to figure out the Tom formula. Please. Well, it's it's I'm starting to figure out the Tom formula car, please he takes He takes jokes cuts them in half and Just mixes them up. Okay the beginning of one joke to the punchline the setup for one joke punchline of the next so he's got Like flashcards. Yeah, it's like set up punchline Trying to put it back together Myers against humanity I think it back together Tom Myers against humanity

I think it's even worse than that I think he thinks of the idea of a joke and then he just says it and then as he's saying it live on his podcast or whatever he realizes oh shit there isn't a joke here sucks

Yeah that one specifically you can tell and the problem with that is that the people then to die don't see the pay right ahead. And he's like, who wrote this? Tuki does it all the time. I understand. It happens.

It's hard. This one right here. I know some people are like, all right, we got a Tom Myers. I'm not gonna write a joke. This one has it all. This is the Tom Myers that I love right here. With less than a month before the election. Georgia Governor Brian Kemp has said that supporting Donald

Trump is basically what he calls a business decision. supporting Donald Trump sounds like a business decision much in the same way that some people would consider dunking their balls in their boss bosses coffee. Jesus. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Balls and coffee sounds like you're the loser of that No, you're the guy you're laughing No, but your boss has to drink your ball coffee doesn't know your balls are in the coffee Exactly, and then if you tell him you're fired, so what the hell is he talking about? But it's not iced coffee. He didn't say iced coffee Coffee be very uncomfortable dip your balls

Maybe you know more than I do what we can do with balls we're all dipping balls and coffee You're not saying in the air be with us. We just bring it. We're doing on Saturday everyone saying in the air be with us we just print out we're doing on Saturday everyone is a business decision in the same way that dipping your balls and your boss's coffee is a business decision it's a condition called being a cynical asshole I like that even the panel just like okay why not wait what all right here's another another joke at a rally in Pennsylvania this week Trump Ended his town hall with a song called time to say goodbye Which is fitting as that is what his brain has been telling his body for years now

Brains been telling his body that for years now. You guys familiar with Chuck Todd? No, Chuck Todd used to be a anchor in the morning on a news program was let go from that position. So it's important to know that and find out how hilarious this joke is. Maryland Senate candidates, Angela also Brooks and Larry Hogan held their debate this past week this holds some special significance for most of this panel the

debate was moderated by Chuck Todd he had three other moderators who were there to make sure he didn't sneak off into a studio build his own meet the the press set and hold up there with firearms. Chuck's a nut. He won't do that, right? Is he a nut? Yeah, I don't know. I have no idea. I don't think so. Re-Todd is more like it. That's the joke. That is the joke. Well, he's got a follow-up to this. Oh good. Yeah. At this point in his career, having Chuck Todd Monorate a Senate debate after having him step down as the host of a Sunday talk show on a big three network

Is a bit like putting a horse in a children's petting zoo before they take it out back to have it put down I think it's more like putting your boss Definitely right that he just screwed up the Set up and punchline. Yeah, that would have made perfect sense So cut that somebody cut those what the fuck yeah, that'd be funny if we rearrange the joke They can be a game if we rearrange it or not The actual joke or do we change it somebody else has to make it please okay? Producer Chris is writing that down. I like it

Alright, so yeah, so apparently that's like putting a horse and a children's petting zoo I Guarantee this game will make it so much funnier, and yeah, it will make sense. Yeah, I think I think it's a great idea I like it card if you know games, I like this. I like it too. Produce. Chris. Okay, this next joke is not a joke.

I am telling you, if anyone thinks it's a joke, you'll have to explain this to me, why this is a joke. During Hurricane Milton, a 54-year-old man rode out the storm on a makeshift boat, which he also did during Florida's previous storm, Hurricane Helene. He live streamed the event during which he dropped a racial slur. Despite the risks involved, he managed to survive both hurricanes. Unfortunately. The one person started laughing before unfortunately is unfortunately the punch line?

I think so. Yes. It's not a joke. Yeah. Would the racial slur be the anchor? That's the only thing I could come up with. Dropping the racial slur. I don't know.

I can't figure it out. Despite the risks involved, he managed to survive both hurricanes. Unfortunately. No, it's clear, Carl. People who say racist words should die. Correct. I think that's what he's saying, but it's still a joke. Wow, that's deep.

Okay. Deep, bro. All right, guys. Starbucks is in the news, and Starbucks is about to get roasted, pun intended, by Tom Myers. Starbucks announced that it's rolling back its discounts and promotions. As someone who is shopped at and paid for Starbucks for years, my question is what discounts? Starbucks be expensive, don't it, Tommy? Boom! Heck yeah, heck yeah.

Roasted. Roasted. He has to add extra words for no fucking reason. For someone who is shopped at and paid for. Paid for. We get it. I have a Starbucks all the time. What discounts?

Right, thank you. It's so much easier than the lowest hanging fruit. Like, yeah, Starbucks is expensive, right? Yeah, okay, we got it. So that's the end of his monologue, and that's when it's just time to shine, Jeff Heisen. He's always prepared. So what happens every episode is he introduces the panel, and then he asks them a very direct question, which is, what's everyone been up to?

And that's when Jeff now knows to jump in and get his joke in that he has pre-prepared. And now on with the show, please join me in welcoming Jeff Heisen, Gina Brown and David Kay. Hey, Tom. Hello. Hey.

Everyone, welcome to the show. What's everyone been up to this week? Well, one thing I know is that I'm not standing there swaying to someone else's music, someone who, and some one who's not authorized me to use their music for 40 minutes. I'm not doing that. Right off the get-go, right off the get-go, Jeff is like right in it. Gloves are off.

I mean, Jeff delivers a joke like Tom does now. One thing that I'm not doing is swaying back and forth to music that I don't have the rights to from the original artists Who decide who can listen to so if you don't know what he's talking about here Trump Trump did a town hall where they just he's like I enough with the questions Let's listen to music and he just danced to music music and he just danced to music for 40 minutes which is one of the funniest fucking things you've ever seen. Trump dancing. That's what Jeff Eisen is referencing there but good stuff. Very good stuff. All right. I have a we actually have an interview coming up in a moment. Something I don't do very often but before we get to the interview I wanted to talk about your friend and mine.

Stuttering John did a show yesterday But you eventually got on it and You know me I'm fascinated by the beginning of his shows. I've never seen someone Who seems to be purposely unprepared? He's not Purposely unprepared, but he is unprepared Every single time now with with with that framing Carl. Do you believe anything how regimented he is in the morning? He's up at a specific time Jim No, this guy's a recluse

The only thing that he makes a point to show for on time is the Yankees game That's right. If he misses the first inning, he's pissed, which you can miss the first couple of innings in a baseball game. It's fine. But that's the only thing that he cares about his show. He doesn't care about. He drove to the wrong doctor's office because Siri sent him. He didn't in the wrong town. He didn't realize that he was leaving Cape Coral and driving to Fort Myers to his doctor's office because of Siri He's one of these guys who will drive into a canal because they'll tell him to make a left turn of it All right, just try for me to do a fight

Another show starts don't cross the Duke everybody knows that so he decides he has to chug his drink this is after the DJ dabble song and everything okay yeah listen to the lip smacking too I think there there's more lip smacks than there are words in this intro. What was that? Lip smacking Okay I like it Ah, boy. Make sure the mic is right

These are all things he should have done before. He looks rested. Boy! He got to comb my hair again. He forgot to comb his hair. Did it again, but I don't care. Of course you don't care. Now he's just staring.

Picking things out of his teeth was tongue. Mm-hmm with Cheetos So ahead of the eight. Oh, what an asshole. So All right, what do you think? But I digress. It's a minute down into his show. He's said and done nothing. It's a relapse smack. Can I drink again? It's too soon. No, what do you guys want to talk about? Did you imagine that being the beginning of your show? So let's find out. No, what do you guys want to talk about? Did you mention that being the beginning of your show?

So let's find out where to begin. There's so much to talk about. Let's see what he talks about. I talked to my brother-in-law for a while. Watched the rest of Spy Who Loved Me for the 30th time, 40th time, 50th time, I don't know. Barbara Bach is my favorite Bond girl by far. Skola! More liquids.

Oh, he is thirsty. Stay hydrated, dabbler. Now this is something that we see with Aaron Emholt as well. It's rewatching the same movie over and over and over again. It's a comfort for these losers, I think think but also I don't think John can afford Netflix or Macs or Amazon Prime video blockbuster. Yeah Blockbuster, I thought famous Hollywood celebrities get all that stuff for free. You would think so Yeah, you think you'd have like brand new movies before they're in theaters Yeah, so we could talk about them on right highly, you know watch show

Why do you rewatch the same movie 50 times? Especially that one. He's in an Airbnb, the cable's out, the internet's out, and that's the one DVD that they have laying in the... on the counter. That's it. It's all you got laying around. That and Fast Times, allegedly. Right, he's always watching Fast Times.

He loves that. His favorite scene is when, you know, they call us and they got those guys' bags. He loves that his favorite scene is when Yeah, you know the calls they got those guys bags. He loves that. It's funny. It's funny to see All right, so what else did you do? John? What's going on? And then? What the bed got up he wet the bed Had a nice wank. I don't want to. Peter, I need you to hold my ears. Disgusting.

What are you talking about? Because he doesn't do anything. I Because he doesn't do anything This is a guy who sits in his house. He watches the Yankees. I don't even think he goes out to the bar anymore No one wants him at the bar guys. He has nothing to talk about he went to bed He woke up being jerked off, but how many Howard Stern show started off give me money with Robin I pleasured myself last night That's true. He learned from the best. Mm-hmm Now I want to point out the way we started this he goes where to begin after

Realizing didn't comb his hair checking his microphone drinking his liquids. Where do I begin? He talked about the Yankees game Then he talked about calling his brother-in-law talking to to him on the phone, then watching that movie, and then jerking off. And then he goes, I'm gonna send the link to Clay Dabler. And we watch him in real time type an email to Clay Dabler, sending him the link. So he had nothing to talk about, and the things he did do are all stuff you can do before the show. You don't need to chug your liquid. And four o'clock in the afternoon. Send links, right. It's not like he, what, this is eight o'clock

in the morning and he didn't have time to do things. Yes, good point. So now we get into these like vague threats for Shuley that he has. I'm not sure what he's talking about. I know who you think you're talking to, but you don't know who I am. More chugging from a solo cop

The chugler. I'm sure it's lemonade Doop the do's pay up. It's it's my new favorite pastime. He's so fucking stupid. It's so easy It is so easy he's playing hungry hungry hippos. I'm pulling 40 chest Yes, he's He's working behind the scenes on some of the shoot is not even gonna know what hit him Once this happens to him and I cannot wait to see this come to fruition Because when John talks about how he's gonna get over on other people in the devil verse it always has a happening Yes, I'm just interested to see how it's gonna happen this time so

that's gonna be fun hasn't lost yet nope no like three weeks someone will super chat hey whatever happened to that thing you had against surely you know go what I don't know what you're talking about whatever or worse or worse he'll go just you wait just you wait you know know, he loves to do that It's like you're making things worse for yourself Wait forever, I suppose wait for it. Mm-hmm. So he's talking about Shuli here something very funny happens at the end of this clip, but the beginning is more threatening Shuli Look, I don't watch this show

Rob Saul fucking text me. Shit. Where is fucking ranting about all what he's going to do if I show up to Alabama and all this nonsense? Well, shit, where don't you worry about it? Don't you worry about what you should be worried about it, actually. Sorry, take that back. You shouldn't be very worried Be very very worried Know what to do. You don't know what I have up my sleeve worried not be worried

Oh my god, he loves to say don't don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I was like actually I wanted to worry about it Why am I saying don't worry about it? I'm scared intimidated by me. That's great Yeah, he's an idiot. But this this next thing right here is the most idiotic thing, you know a silent mic you see that To the wrong side of his shirt not twice that's right four times To the wrong side of his shirt not twice. That's right. But four times It's an a or b situation If you get it right the first time go to the other one. We've been watching john do this for years

He's staring at himself So he thinks he's looking into a mirror. He's not it's a camera But the funniest part is when he does this and he does it a lot It's embarrassing for him like he tries to get the hair out of his eyes and he goes the wrong way and whoops There is a button that you can press In stream yard that says mirror my camera it would solve all of his problems This one it would solve this problem specifically for D chess everyone. I know yeah, he's a mastermind. I gotta watch that again I love him trying to find the logo on his shirt You know I watched that again. I love him trying to find the logo on his shirt. If you don't, Hey, silent, Mike, you see that?

Where is it? Where is it? Where is it? There, there. He just keeps pointing to the same spot. Is it here? Is it here? It was like he didn't have control over his hand. He's like, Whoa. That has to be some sort of like malfunctioning like brain Like alcoholism, yeah, if you show that to a doctor they would definitely want you to come in and see them first thing in the morning But here's a new thing you guys might know about this John is leaving the dabble verse something. He never heard the rumor Wednesday was his last show I thought Wednesday. No not it's not his last show yet, but just you wait for it to key It's gonna have he's not gonna tell us when it happens But don't know I gotta get back on apparently I got an invite to get back on I just had to apologize

All right, it's true He loves me so stupid doesn't love to key? Oh, he's so stupid Okay John is declaring he doesn't need the devil horse anymore and soon I'll be gone so Oh Yeah, and I got a nice job coming well And then I wonder what the shit way he's gonna do then.

Yeah. I wonder what he's gonna do then. Because he ain't gonna have the Duke. I was talking to a friend of mine, he's like, John, you know, cause I was saying, you know, every announcer hates the Yankees. You got Ron Darling hating on the Yankees, like they all do.

It seems like a non sequitur, right? Yeah, sure. Let's see what he's doing. Fucking Joe Buck hated the Yankees. Fucking Tim McCarver hated the Yankees. Everybody hates the Yankees. Every team hates the Yankees. I am the Yankees of the Dabbleverse.

They all hate me. Why? Because I am the criterion criterion I am The Duke right I am the Yankees Mmm, John is the Yankees of the dabble verse now. He's won zero championship. No, he wins all the time card That's what you're not understanding. He's constantly laying down W's all around him you're not understanding. He's constantly laying down W's all around him. He's going to leave because he's got this, uh,

this job offer and he tells us a little bit more about that. And the job I have pays more than what even what I make here. And I'm not going to tell you when I started, but when I do, you're going to be like, where's the do what is this king of the world? How is it paying more money than what he's making now? He's always bragging about how much money he makes he found a job It's gonna pay him more money than he's making being the Duke of the devil verse And and he's making more now than he was even subbing So this is even he's leapfrogging up the corporate ladder. Well, we thought maybe he was gonna be delivering Pepsi

I think it's gonna be the CEO oh yeah maybe the CEO you know and then work his way in the CEO position I think they've I think Pepsi's made a new drink and they're draining John's fluids from his brain for a real super sweet beverage they'll never run out Melinda out Forever the drink that's dumb What if he's buying Pepsi he always talks about all this money. Yeah, that's true. He sold his house maybe to Free you know liquidate some assets. Yeah, so you make a big purchase dollars you got So he's two minutes into his show now he's already blocking everybody

So he's two minutes into his show now he's already blocking everybody Oh, okay, that's why he was blocking people yesterday too. I have that so I was talking to my buddy Drew today We'll see Drew this week coming up when we do the live show in Ferndale And we were talking about John getting this new job and speculating what that would be John is unemployable if anyone does a background check on him and Just sees what he's been up to for the last couple of years, there is no way in hell that any HR department would take a chance on this guy. It's crazy.

So I'm very curious what he thinks this job is. And Jen, this is a rerun, what you're doing right now. You're not scaring anyone. You've talked about going away before. You went away for a week. Shulie Network had celebration episodes I was on them and I love that he's also doing this fantasy thing that he likes to do because he's a narcissist He has these revenge fantasies like and it's surely he's not gonna know what to do

He's gonna be like where did the Duke go? He's gonna be crying his wife's gonna leave like he goes into all this shit about it's like none of this is happening yet Well, we've heard him talk about his birthdays before how he expects birthday money so he obviously expects a payload of super chats yes he might be going away oh maybe that's what it's like guys better start paying me more money or else I'm gonna get this job that pays a million dollars a year what happened all these ironclad lawsuits where he was gonna own all our houses Well, he does discuss that a little bit because it turns out he has all the evidence. He needs to counter sue

Vince the lawyer. Oh What? What's happening? Oh, no, no, no, you don't understand. No, it's Saturday. So they're on the only one person well besides Vince Who sues people here. That's me. Sued Sharon Stone. Oh god. One.

They settled out of court. Settled. They settled out of court. You didn't win a lawsuit against Sharon Stone. Stop it with that. Right. You're a nuisance. Her guy was in the wrong.

He attacked you. He hit you. Yeah, you had actual medical bills. So they settled with you. Actually happened to you. We'll give you that one, but he could have probably made a lot more money if he had actually gone to court. He just, they said, that's why you settle to pay. Oh God. Yeah. He heard what was it like 30 grand? I think. Yeah. Yes. He's just bleeped. Serious. I said lost, but they had to rewrite the law. At least I changed the law for the better and

George Carlin's family can thank me for that. George Carlin's family can thank me. They had to rewrite the law. It's crazy that he would say that. I hope he doesn't actually think that's true. It literally got laughed out of court. He definitely thinks that. I listened to Michael Polpak. I actually went back and listened to his argument in front of those judges He was bringing up the John averaged $35,000 a year salary at K rock what that has to do with serious XM is beyond me I'm like Michael Polpock's a fucking moron. I don't know what kind of argument you're even trying to make her He didn't know what argument he was trying to make like they're playing John stuff. You think it paid very much, okay?

What do you mean did you make serious by him? Yes. Sorry. Sorry about that machine Back in time John and get paid what you should have so stupid. Yeah, that was like a pro bono case So the guy I guarantee the guy put like zero effort into the case. He wanted the publicity Oh, he's like, oh so that's how we're stirring serious that was his name out there. Probably worked. I know he was doing his lawyer show on YouTube, might've touched brothers and stuff like that. So probably helped him. We know his name now. Yeah, we all know his name. But it's so crazy that he thinks that they rewrote the right to publicity law based on that

lawsuit that was laughed out of court, thrown out with prejudice. The fact that George Carlin's family won had to do with an AI voice doing a full hour long George Carlin set that was god-awful. And they're like, no, don't put my dad's name on this. He didn't do any of this. He would never do any of this. Yeah, it's not even close to the same thing. And Popok had to explain all this to him anyways. Right. On his show. Ken, you, Carl, you know, people that know law stuff. I do. Yeah. I believe you've had them on the show once or twice. Yeah. Could they maybe research the Carlin case and see if the case of Melendez versus serious XM was cited anywhere? Yeah. Let me do that research right now. Cardiff. It wasn't. It's

nothing to do with this one. No, nothing fucking to do with this. You're good. You're bad. I'm pretty quick on this one. No. It had nothing fucking to do with that. John's an idiot. And he thinks that we're stupid too. That's the thing. Dumb people think everyone else is just as dumb as they are. You see it time and time again. But this is John explaining that obviously he settled with Vince, this $12.5 million lawsuit. But he could have counter sued. You have no idea the holes in Vince's case.

If I would have counter sued Vince, I would have probably walked off with a decent amount of money. Because of the things he said on Rob Saul's show and the things that he doesn't know he said on my show that I have time stamped. You should see my legal. I have, I have a The photo shops. That's a funny lie. But yeah, she said something even funnier than that. That was just bad. Yeah. No, he said on my show that I am timestamped. You should see my legal.

I have, I have a legal pad. Wow. He's a legal pad. I thought he sold those to lawyers. Yeah. How's that possible? Took a trip to Staples. Oh no. It's right here along the other ones. And I timestamped every single thing. Hole number one. Hole number two.

This is like a child. Yes. Telling their mom what they did at school. This is Einstein's IQ argument. Right. So he looked up Einstein. See? See? This is like a child. Yes telling their mom what they did at school. This is Einstein's IQ argument, right? So he looked up Einstein see see this is proof. I'm just as smart as Einstein Hole number three. Oh, I think one of his bedroom walls has pins and string. Yes all over It just says duh One hole number two hole number three hole number four show I'm stamp time stamp time stamp time stamp errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Show no no no no just doing He's the best he's the Yankees of the devil verse you think he's about more effort into this what he crazy

That's true. I mean Mickey Mantle famously would drink himself stupid every single night and still show up to the ballpark and hit 50 Home runs a year. This is what this is who John is doesn't know he is like Mickey Mantle Now Mickey Mantle. He doesn't put any effort in. Now I channeled with Vince. Why? Well, I never really hated Vince. That's not why you settle a lawsuit because you don't, I don't hate the guy. Yeah, but it's a lawsuit. It doesn't have to do with your, whether you like the guy or not. He's a child. He's a child. He said shit that pissed me off like he did to Rob Saul. Vince doesn't realize

words have meaning and words are words are very important. I have feel. What you say is very important. So when you say things and you're a lawyer, you're a retard, then So when you say things you're a lawyer you're a retard You could only expect someone is going to believe you he was going to believe Vince of the lawyer Yes lawyers are the most respected Land Carl to imagine if a lawyer was lying about something that'd be crazy profits. They're like modern day profits. These lawyers, everyone believes that is so stupid. I've been trying to explain this to job. I guess no one's posting it and she was anonymous. So he hasn't seen it. But I've been trying to

tell John Vince, the lawyer shtick and it's not even a shtick. It's like how we acts in his normal life is just what he does is he just says the opposite of the truth all the time. He's just trolling everyone all the time. And John goes, you know, Vince, the lawyer has to understand that he's good. If he's going to lie, he's going to get in trouble for that. No, he understands perfectly. He's never going to get in trouble for lying. That's what he does nonstop.

And John goes, this Vince, the lawyer guy, I could have sued him because he was making up stories that weren't true. OK, if you say so. Let's get back to how John is on top, though. He's the Yankees of the devil verse and he explains how you would measure such a thing. No matter how you slice it, no matter how you look at it, how you cut it, whether it be socially, fatherly, career, doesn't matter. I'm a

nationality. Way beyond these losers. I can't believe that when he's talking about how he's better than everyone else, his first two were socially and fatherly. Yeah. So, he has no friends. He's watching a movie he's seen 50 times after the

Yankees game is over. And fatherly is even worse. Father is way worse. His kids don't talk to him. I don't know. I don't know.. I Bet he doesn't know where his kids live I Wouldn't be surprised. He knows how we're Harvard is he's always got one of them He knows one of them, but this is this is insane that he's acting like he's better than people based on socially Because he talks to people on the phone all day long super chatters John let Lenny Dykstra wouldn't do your show Right what does that tell you?

Don't forget also career Lee career Lee too. Yes. It's got us there Yes, he's the Yankees of the devil verse of if it was a special Olympics team for sure This is mmm John playing a game by himself here. You know, we like to play games on the show with a card to put some together for us. He doesn't have anyone else on the show. So he has to do it by himself. The NBA wait if like 30 minutes. That's why I'm late. Well,

what would happen was believe it or not, take a guess how much it costs to change a title All right from California to Florida. All right, yes No 75 $40 and 95 You guys all lose No Much like Mario Bosco bringing up how much it costs to take comedy lessons, we're

going to find out that John both is acutely aware of how much it costs, but also doesn't give a fuck. But did he surely the one a dough? I don't think you can surely the DMV. I think that's how it works. Julie's a piece of shit. A lot of dough. For fucking tags.

Don't matter. Not a big deal. Mere bag of shells for the Duke. But! I got my tags now. He sent the cost down to the pennies. And then he goes, but doesn't matter. And you can tell he's hurting himself saying

Oh, yeah, look at his face. He's talking about how that's just shells to him or a bag of shells or the fuck He says this is insane tags Don't matter look at his face right here. I know He's got his balls and caught a big deal mere bag of shells for the Duke Yeah, you said so confidently John. I got my tags now Like I could tell it didn't bother you at all showing out 440 bucks at the DMV. He brought it up. Yep All right. This is you were talking about card if he's already blocking people on the show today. Oh, yeah within minutes, okay This is what he was doing yesterday. Now. Remember he's gonna leave the devil first. I. So I don't even know why this matters. It's like the last shows he's ever going

to do. So real quick, Carl, I just looked up. I don't know if this information is correct, but I'm looking up how much it is to transfer tag. It's $45. That sounds more realistic. I'm wondering if he had to get a new title because he just lost his title. Oh, yes Let's see or what happens to when you go and do that you've got to pay all your unpaid parking tickets. Mmm. Oh, that's interesting Moving from Jersey to Colorado it was Like the registry, I mean there were registration fees, but he said transferring a title. Well, he needed to get his car registered

because that's what he got pulled over for. Oh, then yeah, of course it's going to be. And he also probably had to pay the ticket for that as well. New vehicle title, $77, that's what it's saying. He had fines. He had to get the plates. Well, it's not a new vehicle. Right.

Either. Oh, yeah, that's true. Why didn't you just buy it from his mom? Let's speculate. It was a new vehicle. Right. Either. Oh, yeah, that's true. Why didn't you just buy it from his mom? Let's spec is a new vehicle. So on the show here, people in the chat are typing out in the chat. That's not nice. It's not nice. Oh no, I'm just going to keep on blocking these L guys. Oh guys. Just because you know,

you don't care about it. I'll let them disrupt the people that do care. I wish you weren't typing gay in the chat. They're blocking these gay guys. I like that he's both blocking everyone who types out and also say he doesn't give a fuck. Well, they do care. So I don't give a fuck. Just just block them. John is a pedophile. Goodbye.

Super chatter, by the way. The king of Idaho. Goodbye. Why? That's a royalty. Oh, is that fudgy? Let me block him. You see fudgy? She's blocked that asshole immediately. What is he doing this?

Why is he blocking everyone just for typing L in the chat? It's the only power he has. But I was watching this live and for the next 20 minutes Fudgesicle was still like, still here John. I think this is him trying to be defiant to Vince. Oh right, he's fucking over Vince. There is something going on with that. I think what's happening is, and this is speculation, I don't's fucking over Vince. There is something going on with that. I think what's happening is and this is speculation I don't know any of this

Well, I kind of know this because he they did bring it up when this was on the show the other day Where John's paying Vince in installments? So whatever they settled for I heard it was $2,000 John claims It's less than that really settled for John didn't have the cash to pay. Well, point five million to two. I see that with a straight face. It's it's so stupid. And so I think that John, now that he's having him back on the show and their buddies, John's like, I'm not going to pay this fucking guy. Right. So I don't think John's paying Vince. And so now he's starting to turn on Vince because Vince is like, hey, man,

where's that money? Oh me Yeah, and here's some evidence of that Someone posted this on dab ors anonymous. John is so stupid. He doesn't even know his own story Like we know John better than he knows himself, which is crazy But this is John making fun of Vince the the lawyer. Vince, you are a moron. All right. You know, I used to think that you had some, some level of intelligence. You didn't get into Columbia firsthand. You had to transfer. So it should have an asterisk next to your Columbia degree because you didn't get in like straight from high school.

It takes a real genius to get in straight from high school. Calling someone a moron while you have food falling out of your mouth doesn't help But also an asterisk, okay And he's saying that it's not a real four-year degree because he'd had a transfer from another school John went to nassau community college because in high school he had two b's nine c's five D's and two F's but that was his plan That's a fact Jack The plan though you didn't want to try and should there be an asterisk next to his degree Thank You

On a website or something with graduates of NYU I Thought he did have yeah, there was an asterisk on his Wikipedia on the NYU is Not graduated right? Yeah, so why would even bring that help? He's so stupid. He really is. He forgot how he learned that he's the dumbest Yeah, right. He's the dumbest guy. I say it all the time Carl. He's the dumbest man alive. He really is and it's fascinating That's why we love him. That's why the devil verse exists. Thank you, John Don't ever change. Oh, but I just realized something we are coming up on YouTube payday

Do you think John takes that YouTube payday and then nukes his channel? I was thinking about that, too There was speculation on that in tablets anonymous. It is it is cyclical with these guys and John Specifically once the 21st hits all of a sudden in his mind he gets paid that much every day of his life Right king shit of fuck So long stick bird But and he starts drinking the premium beer treats himself to steak PBR yeah Today and then he's back he's right back to you fucking cheap steaks, but I start super chat That money didn't last as long as I thought

At least when he was pushing patreon he had that you know he got a little bit from YouTube He got a little bit from patreon a couple weeks later. Oh, it's done right? Patreon members there's still patreon members, but he never brings it up I don't think he's putting anything. Yeah, I can't imagine well he might be He might be posting the links on page. I don't even know they're all on rumble. They're all in his rumble channel, right? It's really find them rumbles the place to be anyway. That's right as we all know all right We have something I don't normally do on this show. We're gonna do an interview And this is something that I'm very interested in because as you guys know

We looked at that reality show with Helga man and Lisa Boswell a few months ago We were blown away by Lisa Boswell she was quite the character me and OJ got blown away by Helga double-con too yes of course Helga showed up the devil con too and thought she could just sell merch for some reason I guess you can because you did set up a table signing autographs. That's how you do it. The best was the monitor she had on the table showing like videos of her in a loop. Who authorized sitting at a table selling stuff? I remember Vinnie Paulino as you know by his nature is very laid back and other way give a shit but even he was kind of fired up about it. Can you believe that? No. Can you believe that?

enough about it. Can you believe that? No. Can you believe that? The shit he was. So anyway, we love Lisa and how it gets there too. And so they were doing their show and then JJ came in, who has been doing YouTube stuff for a long time, work with the New Jersey Devils and he says, all right, you ladies don't know what the fuck you're doing. Half the time they didn't bring the microphones in front of their faces No one could hear what they were saying They needed a little bit of help for a production standpoint So JJ came in and really changed everything they were doing And now all of a sudden they're monotized

Well, I don't know if they got monetized I think they did for a moment But then they got taken away Yeah, after a little bit But they were doing live shows and they're interacting with the chat And bringing chats up on the screen and having these longer episodes and We were finding out more and more about their personal lives and things like that Well, JJ went away and it went back to the old style a couple of weeks ago

And I was watching live a couple mornings and they were talking about coming to dabble con 2 and Lisa Boswell declared She was gonna come to double con 2 and how he was telling me how to do it and I was like, oh I gotta pull this clip. I don't remember to go back and pull this clip I go back to videos gone and There's porn. There's porn as an avatar on the YouTube page and all these nasty things are being said About them in their description things. I don't think Helga would have written about herself. No So I reach out to JJ and I say dude Can you fix this thing that's on their page? I think they're going to get taken down and lo and behold, they did get taken down. And so JJ is here with us today.

What's up, JJ? What's up guys? Thanks for having me. Oh, thanks for being here. JJ actually reached out and said, everyone thinks that I'm the one who took down their channel and I want to have a chance to tell my side of things. So I want to start off with this. I think I set this up pretty well.

What happened to Helga Mann's channel? Okay, so the the morning of I believe it was the 10th, the Thursday the 10th, I got a voicemail. I don't know if you heard it. I sent it to you a little late today. I woke up and was getting ready for the devil's opening day and you know to go out to Newark and I get a voicemail from Lisa Boswell. I'm the meanest motherfucker the bad-ass mother you're you're gone you're gone whatever right so I go into my email just my regular email account and it says at the top that I've been logged

out of Helga's email account you You know, this is 10 in the morning, 930 in the morning. Right? So I'm not thinking about these things. So I'm not really ready. I went back and looked at all this stuff afterwards. I was getting ready to leave my brother, you know, so I guess when I was in the cars, when you reached out to me and said there's some stuff on the channel. I had no access at that point to delete it and stuff was posted on my channel as well. I sent you the proof of that because I got a warning because I deleted it immediately on the JJ Dabbles channel. So I actually got something put on my channel as well but I got a notification. So that was deleted

I got a notification so that was deleted by me and I did get a warning so Lisa was mad that I wasn't there because I was going and going back to working, you know working during the season So I don't really I we did have a fight the day before that was a lot to you know The fight so you and Lisa started talking politics. Yeah, but you know, which is funny. Pushed it up. Yeah. It's funny because Lisa thinks that Trump is going around and telling people he's going to send all the black people back to Africa. And he's like, no, I don't think he's actually said that.

She's like, no, he did. I swear to God, he did. He's like, I watch all these rallies. I'm not sure that's going on. That was fun. He's staying. It's a fun back and forth No, I didn't say that would you vote for him Carl? Wow, I don't know my choice

One of my choices on that but yeah, so we we did have that fight, but it was a good clip You know, I thought it was funny But the next morning a Thursday, which is not a day we would do a show, I get that voicemail. So I'm not I'm just totally out of the loop on a Thursday. And that's when that happened. So it did happen to both channels that were attached to each other, my channel and their channel. But they took they changed the password. So I couldn't get in to go delete it.

I don't know why Helga didn't go delete it. Helga could have went in and deleted it it with for it was there for days apparently. Okay, it was there for days. I did see it. So let me read this post that Helga put out recently. She said I lost my YouTube channel. It got canceled because of a disagreement between Lisa and JJ, our producer. Lisa resented JJ's absences and his politics and decided to fire him on the air. JJ took revenge revenge I got three strikes for porn and the name change on the channel JJ changes to Hitler and friends He posted some hardcore porn on the channel. I got cancelled. I lost everything I did in the last ten years I have no hard feelings towards JJ Lisa on the other hand is out of a job

I will have another channel soon watch this space. So first off she's accusing how good saying you did it Yeah, i see that now at least i didn't have a job in the first place so i don't know what that part of it's weird she's mad at Lisa not you like yeah and i love maybe i guess i don't know basically wants to do her own thing yeah yeah she always did she actually when i I started Lisa wasn't around because Lisa was in the hot Remember Lisa was in the hospital and that's why I was helping Helga and then Lisa came back and kind of didn't want it So that's where they they started kind of clashing with each other, you know So the question is why is it that your channel and their channel got porn bombed at the same time?

How does that make sense? after they change their password apparently yeah right they got they either they logged me out or changed their password whatever it was you know I wasn't I didn't have access to the train wreck channel anymore that day so how it's supposed to I don't see I don't know I changed my password right away right when it happened to my when I noticed it was on my channel Why is it that porn can be up for three days there, but ten minutes John's ass on my channel? This is about you potato It was up for a long time though. Yeah, yeah for a long time. That's why I wonder why wasn't it being deleted?

by whoever runs the account whether it be Helga or someone else that has access that they might've talked to, because they did talk to other people behind my back trying to replace me. So they were doing that. So who knows who they gave access to? I don't know, but it wasn't me. You guys know me.

Are your channels connected in like your streaming software that maybe they had access to or someone got access to? Our channels were connected, but when they changed the password, I couldn't get in through EVMU the to stream on their channel or anything you know once they changed it it did someone have both your passwords were the passwords the same that's a question no helga rules no but whoever had access to helga's account had access to my account But not the other way around I believe I don't know how that works

I don't know that one either that doesn't make any sense to me. So Yeah, she denied your access gave it to someone else and that person I had access to your YouTube channel I don't I don't know. I don't I didn't say that JJ free yourself cleanse yourself This is some interrogation from Duki right now Even even Chris Card if you guys have been behind the scenes of the show, you know You guys know me a little better than that, you know, I wouldn't do that. I could have nuked their whole channel Why wouldn't I just nuke the channel? Well, cuz what you did was funnier

Well what you did if you did that was to get revenge. We all do believe you did upset about it Doom says can JJ show emails from Google showing an additional login? That's a good question. I guess so. Did you have did you get anything that's showing that someone logged into your account from a different device? Like Google's pretty quick on that kind of thing. No, because we had to know we regarding going into Helga's account. It was a two step verification thing. I don't believe it is with my with my account though. So Helga thinks you did it or at least posted that you did it But you think access to someone else I

Mean I know that they were talking to I don't know who it was but people they've been talking to people but you know about getting rid of me and Getting someone else to help them. That's why they they got stream yard They started using stream yard like a couple of days earlier. I think You know, so so they were doing something that I'm not aware of so I don't really know So do you communicate with Helga at all? Have you talked to her since this? No, you guys have each other's phone numbers and stuff though, right? You could text her or call her Yeah, and she hasn't reached out to you

Not since probably not even that day, probably before that. That's odd. So she thinks you did that, but she's not mad at you, but I, it's shocking to me. Apparently she thinks that she deserved it for what Lisa did to you. Well, Lisa didn't do anything to me. That's why that's like, like, then why did you porn bomb their channel? That's a good question. I don't know. But, but for real, you know, I love, I respect and have, and I had fun with both of them. It was coming to an end and I feel they knew that, but I, there's, I, I have no reason

to do that to their channel. I really, I don't, it's not my style. We all agree with that. We all agree that we don't want that channel nuked. I wanted to go back and find old videos and do something about it. My work is on there too. I posted plenty of my own stuff on that channel which is also gone. So keep that in mind too. So I also lost things on that channel. It was their channel for a long time obviously. Yeah. Some of my work was on their unlisted stuff. Like you know things were on that channel also so the hulka have access to her own channel why didn't she go on there and clean it up yes of course she of course I'll guys access she doesn't know how or someone

just kept changing it back no I mean she definitely has access to you know post and she made a new account and posted, uh, you know, uh, what was that a youtube? thing Where is that? Where is this from? I someone said so odd. This is just yeah I don't know where this i've got this too. I just got a screenshot of it as well. Oh, that's facebook. It looks like facebook. Yeah That's a facebook, uh likes and stuff. Yeah. All right. Are you saying there was a second porn bomber, JJ on the grassy? No. A third porn bomber? No, no. Here's another question I wanted to ask you about.

So you set up the buy me a coffee thing so that they could at least make some money and get monetized, but that was under your name. How was the money distributed for that that you made? Uh, the like $40 that we made, made. It was distributed to me to pay for the streaming. Okay, right. You know, stuff. So they didn't get any of the money. There's hardly any money. We made like like $100 altogether on that.

I 3000. It could have been like 100 bucks bucks maybe the max either way we did make $800 from being monetized for four days We made $800 in the four days, but then got demonetized and luckily the money went back to the people like two months later You know, but oh Everyone got their money back. Yeah, who gave money. Why was it demonetized? What happened there? We don't really know it said drug paraphernalia and

Wake I don't think I don't believe that though people so many people do that online I don't really understand but I tried to get it re monetized and they never you know, it never worked out I appealed it. So okay. I tried my tried this all seems very fishy I hope you understand why the guys I totally do I mean whatever or as Mario would say we're spectacle of this I mean you're right right. I was I mean my mind is one of two things it was either self-sabotage and or Then she could have taken it down just decided not to or you did it. Oh, that's interesting. You think that she was framing JJ? It's possible the hell could did this to be like, look at what JJ did to my channel.

But but if she did do that, she's not using it to her advantage though. Yeah. You would do that in order to like turn people against JJ. None of this makes sense. And there's also another I mean, all right, good. Well, the only thing that makes sense is that you got pissed at them for firing you. And so you went, I I mean, all right, good. Well, the only thing that makes sense is, is that you got pissed at them for firing you. And so you went, all right, fuck you. I'll show you. I was trying to leave. So happens to be the day before they're leaving you nasty messages.

And so now you're mad. That morning, that morning, even more. I don't have to tell you that. You know, I could, if I was hiding, hiding stuff, I wouldn't be telling you these things. I mean, there's nothing to hide here. It's pretty, pretty. A lot of people are saying you are you. You're always at your computer, which is a total lie. I wasn't even in the state most of that day.

You know, so and I don't have porn or I've never searched for porn on any of my computers or my phone ever. So there's no porn. You know, I guess that's not a time out. On any of my computers or my phone or ever so there's no porn You've never searched for porn on a computer before no I on a computer not on these computers I've searched for porn on my mother's computer For that sort of thing I'm just saying there's no I understand you're saying you were traveling when I messaged you you sent me a photo of like a highway or somewhere

Wherever you were but you can easily bring a number of devices that connect to YouTube anywhere you go So say your own state means nothing I'm saying other people were saying that I never that I'm always at my computer or something like that That's that's what I was referring to sure Yeah, yeah, I do it on my phone. Of course. Yeah. Yeah. Okay So you definitely could have done it from a car from wherever you and that could have been done from anywhere Of course, right what happened? So what happened because I'm trying to go back because I know you sent me a message This is what I've been hunting for you sent me a message like after the fight

But now your Twitter your Twitter got blown up at the same time. What happened there? That I have no idea. My Twitter got suspended and just totally got is gone. So that happened first. Right? So where did that, that actually, I didn't even think about that. That started, that was a week before. Right? So I don't know what happened there. All of a sudden my, my, my account that grew up to about a thousand followers in two months Just got suspended out of nowhere. So That happened. So yeah, I mean maybe that's part of that. I'm not sure seems to me that someone's trying to silence you Hmm, maybe I know too much

Lisa as well JJ. I don't know what's the story is. This is all very confusing to me, but it seems to me Yeah, no, I I I could tell so when you and I were messaging about you coming on my show This was a couple of days ago that I said, yeah. Yeah, come on the show. We'll talk about this I if I were you I would have reached out to Helga. I would have figured out like did you give someone else access? Can you give me some more information? You're coming in here going? Yeah, I have no idea what happened I don't know what's going on like why wouldn't you come in here with some knowledge on what happened so that you could at least explain?

Because everyone in here in the chat is going, this doesn't make any sense. What you're saying is not tracking. Okay. Well, if it doesn't, that's fine. I didn't want to reach out to anyone, all right? It's done. It's over with, right? Between me and them.

If they want to, if Helga wants to put something out saying that I did Something that I didn't do that's fine. If people want to believe it, that's fine Also, I don't have time to deal with drama that high school drama shit I really don't and I wouldn't porn bomb. I don't even know the term porn bomb until like two months ago I I don't porn bomb people. It's not But yeah, I can you know, I there's so many things I know about people that I could say. I don't say it. You know what I'm saying?

Release the compounds! I'm not trying to call out your character. You're trying to say, look, I'm a good guy, I don't even know what porn bombing is. I'm not a good guy. I could do various things. I don't do various things. That's not what I'm trying to say at all here, James. I'm a reddish, I'm a felon, so I'm not a great guy.

But you know, that's not. And you're like the devils. That's what I'm trying to say. And all your felon. So I'm not a great guy, but okay. You know, it's not that's not like the devils. That's not great. So yeah, that is your worst quality. Great. You're coming off honest, but it just forgive me. It just, none of this is adding up to anybody. So I understand that.

I totally understand that. I do want to believe you. It could be an incredible circumstance. It really is. I understand that. I totally understand that. I do want to believe you. An incredible circumstance. It really is. And, but, but as Cardiff said, you got to look back. My account got suspended first out of nowhere. So, you know, no, no, but I'm just saying that you, you reminded me that that does bring me back a little bit. And I, all right, I got to think about that. But Carl, I do apologize. I didn't, I didn't reach out reach out to them and I didn't really feel the need to

I just wanted to come on here and speak from what I want to say without even without any interference from anyone else that's what that's what I wanted to do. No don't apologize I'm glad you did thanks for coming on here people can come to their own conclusions I'm just curious if you're thinking about writing a book if I had done it will you be writing that book? Like an OJ book? Not you OJ. Not this OJ. Not this OJ. Why can't we write that book?

Wait so Carl did you contact JJ or did JJ contact Carl? JJ contacted me. We've been in communication because I reached out to him when this happened and said hey I didn't accuse him of doing anything. I just said hey someone's fucking with the channel you got to get this porn off of there They're gonna get suspended and that's when JJ roll back and goes out. I'm in the car. I have no idea I don't know what's going on. Okay, but just if you could just clean up when you get a chance, please do I don't want the chance Right, and then I said hey, you know I'd like to discuss it

But I don't really have a good platform because I lost my account and my my YouTube platform Isn't really big you know so for me to put a video up there. No one's gonna see it So you know all right Tim 422 is saying how good lease our big time wires we got we got someone Who's that inside? And he's a Red Wings fan not kinky cataloga obviously, but you know some people Are out you say I'll change some people are out you JJ did it I'll change my name to that and JJ did it sure Whatever you like whatever you like to know whatever you like to think and believe it's fine

That is the thing that makes this harder is that it is Helga and Lisa right crazy people. They are crazy people It's done things to me that I've never told anyone that were there there bad You know like that I touched you they show you their penises No, but you know there's other things that have gone on that you know That I never brought up or I shouldn't have I could have said or it could have done something about and destroyed their account for because if they did something or said something you know I would I don't do I wouldn't do that there's no reason to do that to anyone for any reason except for maybe you know something really nefarious but Ferries but show on to key where Helga raped you JJ

Boy all right yeah, this is the question doom keeps asking I think I kind of asked this But I'll just I'll get this out here Just explain how the same porn ended up on both accounts if JJ had nothing to do with that and there was no odd logins Mm-hmm. I think we asked him he didn't know right If Helga had if his YouTube was connected to her stream yard, then she would have Access to doing stuff like that on his channel not changing the avatar. I don't think But these were Oh, so what happened to your channel then? Because I'm not familiar with that part.

On my channel, someone put in the community, like, a porn, one porn photo, and I deleted it. But was it you, or somebody just posted it like a listener posted it? No, it was posted, like, from my account. Like, I put it there. From your account, OK. Guitar rabble Chris level

Whoa now now Oh sling and mud All right. Well, uh, okay Oh, I came here for a reason and I came on here for a reason knows this is a perfect panel for this to OJ card to you guys have any other questions for JJ? No, I'm still very confused. Yeah Nothing adds up. Nothing adds up. It doesn't. I haven't even been doing the math on these things because I don't really care that much. But I do want to get this addressed because what math? Where's the calculation that I'm talking about? I'm not I'm not really worried about other things going on. Right?

So you can't handle the truth. Getting a lot of messages from people like, you know, they're hearing Helga and then they believe in the double court Cardiff. We do need a double court. Are you willing to plead your case at the double court? Cause I know. Absolutely. Oh, okay. Beautiful. We got to do that on, on rumble. Double verse TV Get over there sign up. We'll have a dabble court you imagine the evidence that Helga will be bringing forward Sharon stone and judge Cardiff electric

Someone needs to photoshop that. Oh god no please don't. It's on rumble. That dick goes into her butt everyone. Just remember how this works. She explains it to Dr. Steve. Fucking video from Dr. Steve yeah. We're all scarred. I have a question where am I supposed to see my two favorite mutants now that they're off of yeah, I know it sucks

I guess Facebook it looks like right that that Why aren't they at rumble? Platform that's what And I would have been glad to let them start putting their show onto my channel if they lost their channel But you know, they're accusing me, so you know fuck it all right forever Yeah, I guess no, but you know whatever so radish is saying that we should get doom on as an expert witness, too When you do have the dabble court. I will have doom. I will have all the witnesses JJ who would you like to appoint in the dabble verse as your attorney?

Yes, you get the big All right, although I gotta I gotta go hire attorney so games give me some time on that OJ or jt Don't hire anyone she's higher vents I was gonna suggest christian blatt or something like that Real lawyer I was just talking in terms all right if there is anyone who is on JJ side who would like to represent him Where can they reach you at there you go? On JJ dabbles on Twitter with the card have said that went away

No with s I made a new one with the Z It was JJ doubles in the nest now. It's okay Yeah, but I get a lot of messages there so I don't see everything that comes through on there The other ones easier JJ dabbles with a Z on Twitter And if you would like to be a witness in this trial, email Cardiff electric at Cardiff electric pod at gmail.com or Twitter, whatever. I do have to say I'm on Helga's Facebook right now. It's fascinating. Oh yeah. Do you want to share your screen? Cardiff? Oh, right. No. Captain Cheese says Ray is definitely the lawyer peck yeah check out Helga yeah good luck an old one yeah wait is

that my bomb wife what's going on over here really hell go man you are on the couch tonight Jesus how long ago was that she doesn't hear the episodes Be AI Helga That one everyone's getting a little too hot right now without all the time guys Well, JJ thank you for soprano, thank you for coming out I think you gave us all more questions than answers unfortunately, but that's good I apologize for that no no no no we're gonna have a recurring segment Show or two so

Sounds good You know what I love fun all that music again shit JJ. Can you come? I'm gonna find all that music again? Shit. JJ, can you come? I know the Devils are playing. I'm gonna be at the game on Thursday. The Devils are playing Detroit. Are you gonna be in Detroit for that? No, no, no.

I only do eight games a year. I actually told you I'd do a Buffalo one. If you come to Ferndale on this Friday, we can have people throw tomatoes at you for a fee? Yeah. That would be fun. Maybe VIP you get one tomato and then if you want to buy additional ones it costs money I would do it. I would do it if I can make it all right. Sorry buddy. No, that's okay

Thank you for having me car. I appreciate it. Thanks for coming on We'll talk again, and we'll get to the bottom of this Thanks, all right guys see you buddy You have to make this happen Cardiff, it's happening I got nothing going on after next Friday. Oh, this is very exciting I see Mary Beth is here the camera is not on I'm gonna ask if Mary Beth is ready Yes, oh she is ready and look at she's also in my studio Everyone's here in my studio today. What's going on Mary Beth is ready. Yes. Oh, she is ready and look at Everyone's here in my studio today. What's going on Mary Beth? Hello good to see you

All right. Are you ready to poke a dabbler with us? Absolutely You're always ready to go What are you doing? What are you doing? Do I send you a game it's time for everyone's fit didn't you wow, I'm gonna some fucking bloop to poke a dab or blue balls now Gotta be in Detroit get your tickets for the next the polka-dabler Hmm well I'm gonna say I won Marybeth won I would have won. Okay, let's do it live.

All right. What did he say back? John's Ron right now we can do in life. Oh, that's true. Do you want to pop about? Okay, that's a funny idea. All right. I'm not gonna worry.

I have no idea. I don't know. We'll just we'll pause it and then we'll guess and then we'll guess it whatever gets closest, I guess. I like it.. Oh here he is right here. It's chats Okay, and and you oh, but you don't have time to do my show cuz you're cuz you're so busy at work Who's he talking about I think I have a good guess but I'll let you guys go first Too busy cuz they have a job I say it's clay dabbler. It's probably clay

all these plays standing him up lately. What does chat say next? You know. Now I'm trying to find the one that fits my narrative. How many times has he lip-smacked? Oh, my laundry's done. Bullshit. Clay Dabler admitted. Oh, it is Clay Dabler. Can you pause? I'm sorry, but I've been covering John for ye- I've been watching hours and hours of John you have for years now I've never once heard of mention laundry. No that is the first time that wow Do you think you finally learned how to use that cuz you know, he doesn't know how to use his dishwasher, correct?

Probably not the offhead so Maybe he heard it through the wall. It's that his neighbors. Oh, maybe that's one of those We can play that uncle rego game or it's like let's see over under how long is it to find every slick here So many games. It's ridiculous. Okay. Pause it anyway. Next word out of his mouth. Is it an uh, or is it an actual word? Oh, that's fun. Okay. Let's, let's see what we can do. I forget where it is. Wait for, wait for another pause. Oh, here it is.

All right. What will John do next? I forget where it is. Wait for What do you think to key? I think he's gonna go. So here is Okay Producer Chris here we go. Here we go. All right, OJ grunt grunt card if you actually get to play Okay, there's an uh and Mary Beth I gotta go with it Let's go. That's a quick one though. No, that's not it. Oh, fuck! Did anyone have known that's not it? I said I was gonna say that!

I literally said I was gonna say no, that's not it, but I thought it was gonna be an uh first. Fuck! Damn it. Damn it. This is fun. He said no. This is funny, let's play another round. No.

Anyway, anyway, I'm sick. You think you can find another gap? What's. Who do you think could find another gap? What's that? Who do you think could find another gap in the show? Do I think I can? Yes, let's just go anywhere. Drop the needle. Here we are, in the middle.

But it's, I mean. Love that crab claw. These guys are ridiculous. I always forget about, I mean. They don't realize that it's them. that. This is the problem with these idiots They think it's somehow He has to pull up his gimp hand even when he's typing like we know we do when he when he drinks his hand goes Up like this when he was typing his hand went up like this

That's stay tuned for internet news. There is a theory in there. Oh, okay, good. Like, it's me. It's not. It has never been. It's not the Yankees? Okay, pause. Okay, what's Shadi gonna do next?

Tukey, what do you think? Uh-oh. I've got an answer. I mean, I just gotta go with uh, okay. I'm gonna say, you know is what he's gonna say next What do you think producer Chris? That was mine? That's okay. You can still do that. Oh, Jay these people. All right I'm close. I'm going with shit wear Shitwear Is she frozen yeah in terror She's a lip smack yeah, we gotta include though that next time so many options there's like five options Wow, this is what watching John show is actually like

Forgot that so is another Fun game yeah, we're doing that. I just made my life so much easier All right well guys has been a lot of fun I want to thank the Dabbler of the year to key to key set dot-com Yes, tokyo soup.com will be there the trophy will be in Detroit I have my special case to bring it doesn't get ruined it will be there if you want to touch the dabler of the year trophy and Yes, see everybody this Friday. Can we drink shots out of it like it's the Stanley Cup? Yes! Well no, it's not hollow anywhere. So no. Okay,

that's awesome. Tookysoup.com is where you want to go and Cardiff. Yes, mariobosco.com, dabbleverse.tv, patreon.com slash Cardiff electric. This Monday night, a special members only potato soup. We are all going to listen to for the first time stuttering John on Bob Levi's podcast with special guest, Bob Levy, who will also be hearing this for the very first time. He didn't even know he did it. He argued that even did this show. I found it within five minutes and we are listening. That's amazing. What year is it from? I think 2006 or 2009. No, I don't. Was it? Was there 2009? I got the dates on. Maybe I'm getting mixed up because you were showing something else. There was another one. But yeah, we were showing Bob

a bunch of shows that he's done and co-hosts. He's had that he does not remember What was he fired from Howard Stern show around that time right? Oh wait or yeah somewhere around there interesting all right? Well, that's that's fun definitely check that out become a member with the card if Monday night check that out and oh And then we'll be we'll rebroadcast it on Thursday for while we're driving to Detroit Yeah, so if you want to be cheap you can watch it on Thursday night You shouldn't have said that I just I just gave you a huge cell right there I know everyone get over there, and he's just like Real sick of this so fucking the word grift keeps coming up like

Chad's you mark uses the cell the time is like oh look they're live They're just grifting their eyes like well No, we're doing a show and people want to watch they got if they want to be part of it they can put this thing. It's fun. It's not a griff. It's all work that only cucks do yeah That's Steven Spielberg. He's putting out fucking movies. What a grifter That's how he makes his money from putting out movies. He just keeps doing it. That's yes. I'm open source Carl I'm open source all right. Oh, Jay. Oh Jay in the morning you've Started doing shows Bob Levy. Yeah. We've, we've done a couple of shows. Yeah. I mean,

we're both doing morning shows. I'm definitely going to start sending people during the week over to him. So your boyfriend and Bob have been buddies for a while behind the scenes. More than buddies. Maybe. Oh, wow. This episode is getting a lot of hot gas. Not used to that. So OJ in the morning, you're doing what, Thursdays, Sundays of course, Fridays? Thursdays and Fridays. I know, I'm so weird.

Thursdays and Fridays, you know, we have B-Dablin Live Saturday and then Sunday back over me and Cardiff 7 a.m. East OJ in the morning at obnoxious John very car shows up around 830. Yeah, don't really starts is like 830 and Mary Beth Rosie. People can see more of Mary Beth only fans.com slash Mary Beth Rosie. Yep. Only fans dot com slash Mary Beth Rosie. Yup. Mm hmm. If you're putting up content. I was going on this month. So you can check it out. Been doing a lot of spooky Halloween sexy things. Oh, a little cosplay action.

Yeah. All right. Well, check that out. No one sells her only fans like she does she's the best I Don't know I'm not good at selling it it's like I think of all these things to say and then it's like I'm here now and My brain is testimonials. We got to read some testimonials out here, you know a guy like You know a guy like or something That's right, yeah two guys were at the dicks on hoj's channel

Yeah, but the people aren't docking when they're looking at Marybeth's only fans So it's a little bit different Guys, I'm gonna play some internet news and then we'll do reviews and voicemails if anyone has to hop off, feel free to. If you can hang out, do that as well. Thanks again for being on the show if I don't see you after this. The Ice Stilps tonight at the Bug Jar, if you're here in Rochester, Western New York,

playing with Buzz Meyers, my band with Trucker Andy. I'm opening for myself tonight. So come down to the Bug Jar. you don't even qualify to open for yourself oh you'll see fuck off potato from Facebook, George Hardgrove treats us to yet another compelling pick this one a close-up of stuttering John's talons. He writes, grotesque is the only word that really fits. Brian Damphouse explains, that's what happens when you play the guitar too much. All the greats have fingers like that. But then Dan J. Morris actually

explains, it's alcohol killing his liver. It's common. The liver isn't delivering nutrients to the extremities so they claw up. From Patreon, KumquatDiffTVTuning shares, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJ is as fascinating as it is frightening. Deluxe flexes. Sounds like my pitch for the Joe Matariz Comedy School segment is green-lit. Excellent. Also, Cow Photographer is a great choice to document. Segment producer Deluxe. This is how Stut Joe gets his credits. Adam Lassiter is pissed. Fuck all of you who insult Jenny Jingles. She is married to a club-footed dork with frosted tips. Have some sympathy. Mr. Trey Peacock is disgusted. I'm sorry. I can no longer listen to this podcast after finding out producer Chris is 52 years old, once worked as a bartender in an upscale Italian restaurant, and now lives in a nice home.

This is worse than ESO. SSD concurs. Right? He may never recover from the humiliation. Next they'll be revealing that he takes naps. From YouTube, Dolomite Fadamaka points out, every relationship in SJ's life is transactional, and that includes his family. Mountain Man opines, if Clay does go back, he's a British cigarette. Randy Bobandi, John is an expert at burning bridges even before crossing them. Road rash is as

confused as the rest of us. So that's real money. Or is it, I wipe my ass with $100 bills? John's militant belch may be on to something. Someone needs to make a shirt of John as a number two pencil with the eraser almost gone. Michael Garvey notes, backpedaling quicker than Barney Rubble running into a dinosaur. Spaghetti Farts has this advice. Cardiff should keep the slick back hair. Count Connor is anxious. Vampire Potato will haunt my dreams. And does garlic work against him? Spider 2 Echo. Oh my god I hate it when he says,

That's a fact, Jack. Because it's never a fact. Mr. Axel Stone. What the fuck is with John desperate for people's addresses when somebody crosses him? Palom123. Don't get me wrong, I would prefer to be liked, but I don't spend all day wondering if people like me or not out loud. What a strange human being. And AlanTox plays us out with... Fire Sirens? What the fuck are fire sirens? Very good. Oh, they left me. They've left you in the dust, Cardiff, but thank you for sticking

around. I'm sorry, I had to stick around. that one comment summed up John so perfectly he's an expert at burning bridges before he even crosses them right that was very well done poetic beauty smart people out there on the internet it's not like what Aaron Imholz says some good people too all right Mary Beth do we have any new reviews actually no I just came in hopes of playing a game Well, thanks for being here and it crapped out Thanks for being able to play the game at least the first round Oh and to do the background bit But that was I appreciate that that is

All right. Let's talk about the talent in Detroit. Hey Carl. I Know you dig KP from mojo in the morning, but the next time you're in Detroit. Hey Carl, I know you dig KP from Mojo in the morning, but the next time you're in Detroit, I think I told you this before, you need to check out Channel 7 in the morning and their traffic girl, Ali Hoxie. Total fucking smoke show. Okay. You're writing this down producer Chris? Just a good tip. I want to check it out. Smoke show. Okay, you writing this down producer Chris. It's a good tip. I want to check it out Let's go smoke show. Okay We have to know all the hot media personalities in Detroit apparently Well, they're all gonna come and interview you before the big show. I would hope so. Yes, especially the traffic girl. Mr. Hamburger, Mr. Hamburger

No more questions. No more cats and cheese. Those personally Lucy's tits do it for me. Yeah, what a weird hangup. Yeah, right go figure What is it? This is news to me right here Damn it. I need to stop listening to your show Last week you were saying something about it. You said the word Exaggeration and I thought to myself automatically fucking idiot is still saying it like that is pronounced exact or ation I need a detox No, sometimes I pronounce words correctly not often But sometimes I do get to remember that This guy is pointing something out that I did notice but there was too much other shit going on

Hey Carl Hebrew hammer here I you guys did that Jerry Banfield segment and nobody mentioned that white t-shirt he was wearing with Sharpie marker on it that said number one dad. There was some other crap on it that we that I couldn't see but he wrote number one dad and Sharpie on his white t-shirt but it was one number sign dad even did that wrong well I assume that his kids did that which is why I didn't want to goof on him too much but yeah his shirt was ridiculous it did say one number side dad at least the number one was in there it wasn't two or three well yeah there's

that apparently is that the best dad in education but got something going for him so that's gone Coleman called in in education, but he's got something going for him. So that's good Coleman called in a couple of times. He didn't want the The voicemails played but he explained that we did the TJ and Reagan's show Mm-hmm, and I didn't do the research on this. We didn't know who's had the radio anymore So my bad on that but apparently it was ace and TJ for decades. Number one show in Charlotte and this really big show and then just like a month ago or two months

ago, Ace is off the show. Riggins is brought up as the co-host and then they bring back that chick who had been asked or whatever her name was who had been off the show for a while and they bring her back apparently ace 50 year old guy marries his hot 20 year old chick beat the crap out of her and Was they never mentioned it they never brought it up on the show. It's just like the next morning. He's like hey It's the TJ and Riggins show. I was like, okay cool So I didn't know the the back story, but thank you Coleman He said that was a very big show where he grew up for a very that's a good strategy You replace someone you've been with for decades. Don't mention it never never bring it up. No one's ever going to ask a question

Yeah, but my crows who? Talking about Yeah, you're listening to a different show, sir. I don't know what you're talking about. Yo bag flapper. You're gonna review daniel posh's podcast not show bag flapper, you're going to review Daniel Tasha's podcast. Not show. He commits many a podcast then he's got the guy in the background laughing his ass off. He's eating during the podcast. He has a dog on talks to his dog as a three, four, five year old kid on and his dog's name is Carl. Oh, that's fun. I think Daniel Tasha is very funny. I've seen

him do stand up a couple of times So i'll check it out, but he might be able to pull it off. Is it rogans dog named Carl too? Is it? Is that a dog name now? I think so Call me with a K What in the? Thanks a lot Carl Jesus, I don't know why I became the laughing stock a man named Carl It doesn't make any sense. So you work for Carl, eh? All right, here is a potato test for Cardiff.

Well, I'm gonna have to give Cardiff goddamn potato test. Okay. You all have heard of this, you know. Membership night? Oh yeah, he talked about the egg test. You all heard of this, you know. Remember Shugnight? Oh yeah, he talked about the egg test. No, no, no, around here we don't do nothing. We do the potato test. Yes sir, yes sir, gonna do a russet. You know what it involves, we're gonna have to test out the old carton. We'll take the russet potato. We'll generously apply some either baby oil or olive oil, depending on your taste. And then we're gonna put it up his rectum.

And hopefully, if he can hold it for 20 seconds without dropping it, guess what? He wins a shirt from my podcast. So let's give the challenge and hopefully Cardiff can do it. Or if he doesn't, we can still make fun of him. What do you think, Cardiff? Channel's accepted? 20 seconds.

Do 40 in my sleep. Wow! I think Channel's has been accepted right there You know potatoes are all different shapes and sizes, right? Oh, I know myself potatoes here He said russet still searching for the big one. Whoa Wow Braggart I'm a size queen What happened to I'm a comb salesman guy who was regularly on here after he was covered?

I'm a comb salesman. I still have that drop on here. What show was that from? I don't even remember. But we should go back and revisit some of those old shows we did for uh jock dober. All right one more uh observation about Gino on this little piggy. So just sitting here watching this little piggy, three or four chats come in insulting Gino, and then two minutes later he just explodes on Moody for like no fucking reason. All he said was, you know, she can be a victim and be a bitch at the same time.

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Bring that back again. I'm not. Maybe the fans should get to choose what episode you. Oh yeah, that'd be fun. That's not a bad idea. All right. Yeah. We'll close out Jacktober this year with a W ATP segment. That sounds good. Or since you're doing Carl, you start Movember. I see what you did there. Cause you're a mo. No, no, I got it.

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